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This week on Clown College. You were kind of

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a doctor for a little while. You didn't know.

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I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know.

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I got hoodooed. I got hoodooed. But no, that's

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how. It happened. Okay, so that's how easy it

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can happen. Yeah. And that's how easy. That's

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how easy that shit can just slip right in if

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you're not careful. You're telling me. Welcome

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to Clown College. We have profound knowledge.

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In many ways, the elevator makes you sound polished.

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So if you want to hear a little honest, a few

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takes on our ways to make it as a comic, then

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stick around for a while. If you're down to clown,

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we've got a guest right now just to show you

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how. Let's all go to Clown College, baby. It's

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with Brandon, Taylor, Scott, and JJ. Let's all

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go to Clown College. It's with Brandon Willis,

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Don and JJ. You need to explain a little bit

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more. So if you got burnt up, that is only 1

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% of damage out of your whole body, they say.

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No, if your dick gets burnt, that's only 1 %

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of damage to your body. Are you arguing that

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it would be more than 1 % for you? I feel like

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it's 100%. That's just me because I'm like a

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bitch. Well, 100 % would be your whole body.

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I know it's your whole body. I know by the statistics,

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but I'm talking about mentally. That's very important.

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Yeah, there's a whole book about this. We talked

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about this. Yeah, yeah. So if you were in the

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burn and they said, oh, that guy burned, but

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everything else is good, you'd be fine? I mean,

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no, I wouldn't be fine. You know what I mean?

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I understand how they're saying it's only...

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I get it. Physically 1%, mentally 100%. Yeah,

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but I feel like that's horrible. And that's how

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we should bring our guest in today. We have a

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very special guest today, man, as always. Who

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we got? He is repping Bush Light so damn hard,

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dude. And I fucks with a head for the mountains,

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baby. I love it. He is from Fort Payne, Alabama.

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Shout out. Shout out, Meth Mountain. Meth Mountain,

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Fentanyl Valley, you know, whatever. But Bush

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Light, oh. Oh, I still got credit for it. I still

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got credit for it. I fucked everything up already.

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It took over you like a holy grail. He's the

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co -host of the No Insurance podcast with Roy

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Hairston. With Brett Loudermilk and Ryan Keel.

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Got you. Okay. And he is self -described as Hullaboard

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the Bipolar Express. Absolutely. Yeah, today

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we have Tyler Perea on the show. It's Perea,

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a lot of people. How you say it? Perea. Perea.

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Somebody told me the easiest way that they know

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how to remember it is that it rhymes with gonorrhea.

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But it's with a P. It's Perea. Dude, that has

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work. Yep. Because I get names wrong all the

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time. Well, that's it. That's going to stick

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with you. I mean, like gonorrhea. Gonorrhea sticks

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with you. You can get rid of it. But the Bush

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Light, I would like to be sponsored by Bush Light

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one day. I love Bush Light. I don't know if comics

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has even thought about having sponsorships on

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their T -shirts when they go up. on the stage

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and looking like a fucking NASCAR. Yeah, like

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UFC spot. Yeah. You know what I mean? Seriously,

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be a whore, mother. Be a whore. Be all the whore

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you can be. Don't be a slut. Don't be a slut.

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And don't be getting, yeah, be a whore, get paid

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for it. You better say no gay stuff. Brandon's

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with you. We don't care about that. That's okay.

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I'm going to talk for you, Brandon. Huh? Wait,

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what? You know, because you don't like... Well,

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anyway, he's homophobic. No, he's not. No, he's

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not. Damn, man. What the fuck? I'm not homophobic.

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Piece of shit. I disagree with that. I'm not

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homophobic. Here, here, Brandon. I have a lot

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of gay friends. Me too. And I also use the, I

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got a lot of black friends, so I'm not racist.

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Well, you have to let them know. I got to. You

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got to. I got Alex, and I have told everybody.

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I'm covered. I'm covered. I got it on a card

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and everything. I got Chinese buddy, Japanese

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buddy. You got two different kinds. No, no, I'm

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just talking about Alex. He's one of them, right?

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No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. These

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bush lies can get you. Get the racist out in

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you. I'm not a racist. Everybody who watches

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this show knows this. Anyways, that was a hoot

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and holler. That was a good one. What are your

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thoughts on Bush Light Apple? Oh, have you ever

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tried Bush Light Apple? I have. Okay, so I haven't

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tried it, and we have tried Peach, Bush Light

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Peach. We float the creek. We like to float the

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creek, and we had some peaches with us, and we

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drank. Every one of them quickly. And then I

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only had 12 more bush lights. Just bush lights.

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And we drunk them quickly. We ran out halfway

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on the float trip. So 12 apiece. Yeah, 12 apiece.

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And you know how bad them headaches was? Terrible.

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So we're actually growing as people. Because

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we can make a whole 30 -pack last a whole float

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trip now. But Bush Light peaches are good, but

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what is your thoughts on Bush Apple? We've been

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wanting to try it. I like it. I really do like

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it. Dom called me gay when I was talking about

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it earlier. I didn't think Bush Light was going

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to conform to the woke media. That's what I didn't

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think. They got them. Okay, what about dipping?

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Y 'all probably don't dip, but like Skull Apple,

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Skull Peach. No, I don't like that either. Do

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you dip, though? I straight coat. Yeah, I mean,

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I got... Yeah, yeah, yeah. You ain't a child.

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You ain't a child because that's what they're

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trying to get kids hooked on. Yeah. But it's

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always in long cut because it's easy for a kid

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to dip long cut shit. But I like the apple and

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the peach. I won't let nobody see me do it. What

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are you doing? So you're doing, are you doing

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grizzly? I'm doing Stoker's natural long cut.

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I've never heard of that. So that means it's

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a deep cut. It's my favorite. What's the container

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look like? Ah, shit. I got it in a tub. Oh, okay.

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In the back seat. Yeah. You mean a tub? Hold

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on, what do you mean a tub? Are you bringing

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ice cream to a birthday party? Yeah, that's what

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I'm doing. Yeah, that's what it looks like. It's

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a... damn tub full of dip and 20 bucks lasts

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me for a week and a half a can won't even last

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me a day that's terrible loose loose loose in

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a bucket in a bucket and I'll just fucking three

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finger that shit oh you fuck that's crazy yeah

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do you keep an old can just so you can stuff

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if you go in somewhere you want to be classy

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about it yes yes I do when I do a show when I

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do a show I'll pack it from the tub yeah and

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i'll just put in my back pocket because i because

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everybody will end up getting tired of me bombing

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cigarettes from them because especially when

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i start drinking them like yes motherfucker don't

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fucking talk to me he's gonna ask me for a cigarette

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then he's gonna say i'll give you two dollars

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then he's gonna say i suck your dick and then

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and so i just take my dip with me and i'll uh

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I would just dip and hide away in the shadows.

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Dude, I can totally see you with that tub of

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dip, dude. Oh, yeah. Just in the backseat of

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your El Camino. Yeah. I would love to have an

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El Camino, but I kind of got an El Camino. It's

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a Chevy Colorado. It's a little truck, but I

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love my truck. I've had it since 2017, and I've

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had it repoed. I've had it fucking wrecked. I've

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had it all kinds of shit, but it still comes

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back to me. That's nice. It's right here, right?

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Yeah, it's a white Chevy Colorado 2017 model.

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Oh, that came out in 2017? Yeah, 2017 Chevy Colorado.

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It's been a good truck. I had to get the starter

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replaced on it, and that cost $1 ,000 because

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of labor. Starter, I'm no mechanic. I fucking

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suck. Yeah, that one right there. But it's a

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four -door. It's a four -door. And they said

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that starters is real easy to replace except

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in them motherfuckers. They have to take the

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engine mount out. They have to do all this shit.

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And so 600 of it was labor. You know how that

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shit in cars, they'll be like, you look it up

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and you're like, this is the easiest thing to

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change, except you're making a model of your

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fucking car. I hate that shit. And then they

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make you feel like a piece of shit for having

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that. Like the mechanics, they'll put their hands

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on their hips and look at you like Forrest Gump

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is looking at Jenny and shit. And you're like,

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I can do it, but it's going to cost some money.

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But thank God that there's a mechanic in town.

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That let me make payments on it. And after I

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paid it off in like a month, I was like, well,

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thank y 'all for letting me pay it off. And she

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said, hey, you're welcome. You know, we've had,

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you know, they needed the title as collateral.

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And I don't blame them at all. And she said,

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you know, we don't mind helping people out because

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we know how it is. And I was like, well, you

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know, all I got right now is my word. And she

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was like, and you kept it. And you paid us off.

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I was like, well, hell yeah. Hell yeah. You want

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to give a shout out? That's how it should be,

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you know. But you've got to build your reputation

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up to be able to have credit without having credit.

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My fucking credit's terrible. No, for real. Your

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word actually goes a long way. People always

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remember, even if you don't remember them, if

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you kept your word, even if it's about something

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small, they always remember that shit. Reputation

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is everything. I'm trying to build it up. But

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now my kids, they're shit out of luck if they

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want daddy to sign with them for a car. It's

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going to bring the price. It's going to bring

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the APR up. Yeah, yeah. They're like, hey, where

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is this motherfucker? He owes us money. Yeah,

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yeah. He ain't got a bank account. That's what

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it is. He's only operating in cash and cash out.

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My boy said Cash App will come get you, too.

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Oh, tell me about that. And I was like, he asked

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to loan him something. I was like, yeah, let

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me send it to Cash App. He was like, no, not

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right now. You got to send it while I'm at the

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ATM. Damn, man. Dang. They're coming getting

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Cash Apps, dude. Dude, that's crazy. Pay your

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child support. You know you can pay in installments

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on DoorDash now? Uh -oh. Really? I can't believe

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they did that. They're taking advantage of people.

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What's up with that? I don't know. I haven't

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tried it. I saw, like, it was big news. You know,

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like, they got afterpay? Which I use. I don't

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know about afterpay. Okay, so it was like. She

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does. You know what I'm talking about? It's like,

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on Amazon, you're like, yeah, I got $100 to pay

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for this right now. But they're like, oh, you

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get, like, whatever. It's five easy payments

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of $20. No interest. So you're like, yeah, I'm

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going to do that. But then you keep on doing

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it. That shit adds up. I never get up to that.

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And so. But if you do it on DoorDash or something

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like that. Dude, I took my. bank statement through

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ChatGPT. I was like, what can I do to save money?

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And they were like, dude, stop ordering DoorDash.

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And I was like, dude, it's enough. So you can

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rack up a big bill each month. Like, you can

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rack up, I'm not going to say I did. You can

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rack up like $300 a month on fucking ordering

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DoorDash because you're lazy and want to get

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up. It was over $300, but it was a tad bit over.

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But you know how that shit is. Because when you're

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on DoorDash, They give you this deal. Oh, if

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you order over $30. So now I have to to get the

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$5 off. Dom, you are going to. You have to. You

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have to. You have to order. Kind of like getting

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that free hot dog. Yeah. Free hot dog at the

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gas station. Come on, man. You got to do it.

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Yeah. They have those deals. Yeah. Hell yeah.

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Inflation. Here, here. Here, here, Dom. Here,

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here. Cheers to that. Hell yeah. I had a mechanic

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try to fuck me over last week with Fidel, man.

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What happened? Because I pulled up in there and

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they had a saying that said, you can get your

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oil changed for $24, right? Oh, they lying. So

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as soon as I went in there, he was like, oh,

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shit. After he told me I could, I went in there,

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he was like, oh, shit, man. We're out of that

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oil, but I can do it for $80 or $40. Oh, my God.

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I was like, fuck it. I was like, fuck it, man.

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Let me do $39. And then when I came back in,

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he was like, I'll tell you what, man. If you

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give me a good review right now, I will do the

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normal charge of $24. So I did the normal. I

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gave him the greatest review I could ever give.

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Nice. Come here for $24. Can you pull up that

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review? Yes, I can. Did you write it? Did you

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take it through anything or you just wrote it?

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I just wrote it real quick. Freehand, okay. Just

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real quick. Damn, he just wanted a compliment.

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Yeah. But $24 is cheap as hell. Hell yeah. You

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can't even do that at home. $40 is the cheapest

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I can find at the house over there in Fort Payne,

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small town. I mean, that's still good. Yeah.

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Because if you do it yourself, you're spending

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more than $40. Well, yeah. Yeah, I mean, how

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many quarters does it take? Mm -hmm. I don't

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know how many quarts it takes because I don't

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fucking change my mind. There it is. Look right

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there. Look at that. But there's one place that

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charges $90 for an oil change. You fucking motherfucker.

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I have all kinds of people. That's how much mine

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are. Really? I swear. What are you driving? You

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get full synthetic? I get mixed. And I heard

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they fuck you up with that. They do. Yeah, they're

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just like putting half and like they're saying

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it's half and half. It's really like 75 -25.

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Yeah. And you're paying like a lot more. But,

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you know, it's already on your thing, and I am

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lazy. And I'm just like, yeah, the same thing

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I got last time. Oil Change Express, they do

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a good job. They get you out. Yeah. Sponsor me,

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Oil Change Express. I got you right here on my

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own. Hell, yeah. I throw it out there. Yeah.

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Yeah, there you go. Throw it out there. Express

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Oil is the worst because even if you go get a

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diagnostic, whatever, they charge you like $60

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just to test. It's crazy. Everybody's fucking

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everybody, man. Big ol' orgy is what it is. Just

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a bunch of people fucking each other. And it's

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not enjoyable. Yeah. It's not the good orgy.

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I just want to be over by the buffet. Got my

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mask on. Just fucking eating cheese dip and shit.

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Get the fuck out of here. We went to a show in

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Millbrook, Alabama. J -Dubs. You know J -Dubs?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he puts on a show out there.

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And we did it. And there was this throuple in

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there. And they were talking about the... um

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the orgy like they go to and it's like it's called

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something god damn i wish i could remember what

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it's called but it's like a certain term for

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when it's had a whole sophisticated term yeah

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okay but like it's like a different kind it's

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like these they're different kinds and they were

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talking about the kind where you go and you go

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to somebody's house or whatever and they have

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a buffet and they were complaining about the

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food They were like, yeah, they didn't really

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have a good spread. But they're talking about

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an orgy, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you go to

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a lot of them, you're like, you know, they could

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have did something. They could have put some

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fucking olives over there. They had no roughage.

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Yeah, yeah. Where's the health inspector at?

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Where's he at? Got your dick out and shit. Motherfuckers

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in ball gags and popsicles up their asses and

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shit. What would be your spread for the orgy

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buffet? Oh, that's a good question. Okay, so

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you get three finger foods. What are you having

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out? Okay, ham and cheese. No bread, just ham

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and cheese. With bread. There's obviously a big

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-ass bottle of hand sanitizer on both ends. Moisturizing

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hand sanitizer? You don't want your hands to

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be dry. That is... Damn, dude. Look at you, fucking

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thoughtful -ass motherfucker. What are you thinking

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of me? Yeah, okay. I was thinking about just

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the regular -ass alcohol. Dry out your hands.

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There's a fucking stick going in there. No, okay.

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Ham and cheese sandwiches. But I love chicken

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salad. Chicken salad on the croissant. And pimento

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cheese. Pimento cheese at an orgy? Pimento cheese?

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Okay, but you can't eat a lot of pimento cheese

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because it will fill that belly up. It'll fill

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that belly up and you just ain't going to be

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worth a fuck. You ain't going to be worth a fuck.

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What are you putting the pimento on? On wheat

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bread. But these are halves like you would take

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when you was in kindergarten. Like put them in

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your lunch box and shit. And now it's came full

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circle and you're at a fucking orgy in a big

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ass mansion. With a good spread. Well, I will

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never ever be invited to orgy in a mansion. Especially

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with the attire that I wear and I get called

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out with. They're like, you get your bush light

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drinking ass fucking out of here, motherfucker.

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That might be one of their kinks though. Oh.

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Well, I don't know. I've never had a country

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boy. Halo's like he's drunk a lot of whiskey.

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Yeah. Anyway. But also, I am kind of married

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and not married at the same time. I don't know.

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Yeah. No, we're great. We've been together 13

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years. Congratulations. you know what's helped

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us out a lot what's that is is not living together

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it's like she has her place and i have my mother's

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house and yeah yeah um she's a good woman though

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and she's been there i have been a piece of shit

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as a husband and turns out That's my ex -wife.

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Turns out I've been a better ex -husband than

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husband. Learned a lesson. Yeah, yeah, absolutely,

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absolutely. And, man, how we're growing back

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together, though, has been a beautiful thing.

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And it's been so much fun that we've been having.

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And all I give is shit about... Actually hanging

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out on a day -to -day basis is with her and my

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kids. I fucking love that shit. I love hanging

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out with my buddies, my comedian buddies and

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whatnot. That's what drives you, right? Yeah,

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hell yeah. That's what drives me to be the best

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I can be at comedy. And I'm nowhere near where

00:19:23.859 --> 00:19:27.180
I want to be as a comedian. But I'm nowhere near

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where I want to be. And I got a lot of room to

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grow and to learn. And I will always be learning

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in this. This is a beautiful, beautiful art form.

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And it is my trade. And I really believe that

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I'm in my lane. But it helps having them in the

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back of my head saying, you got to get better

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for them because you don't want to keep them

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humiliated. You don't want them fucking humiliated

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because you suck, you know. So, yeah, that's

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what drives me is them. And, yeah, it's been

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a great journey. Hell yeah. Hell yeah, man. Your

00:20:01.869 --> 00:20:05.109
son's a beast. He wears those Alpha Wolf t -shirts.

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I've seen him with that paintball gun on Facebook.

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Dude, he plays Airsoft. And, okay, so I told

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him that he takes Airsoft seriously. And I told

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him, because he asked me how, a couple years

00:20:18.730 --> 00:20:21.970
ago, Dad, is this a hobby for you, doing comedy?

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I was like, don't you ever say that again. I

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was like, comedy is not a hobby for me. This

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is, This is what I want to do as a profession.

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I want to be a professional comedian. I'm already

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a professional comedian, but I want to be able

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to, that's all I do, is work on my jokes and

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do that. And so I asked him the other day, I

00:20:45.769 --> 00:20:48.470
was like, is airsoft a hobby? He said, don't

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you ever say that. I'm like, hell no. This is

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what I want to take as a profession. I was like,

00:20:53.349 --> 00:20:56.049
all right, well, we're both delusional. Get the

00:20:56.049 --> 00:20:58.930
fuck out of here. You need it. You need that

00:20:58.930 --> 00:21:02.029
delusion. Yeah, you do. You really do, man. And

00:21:02.029 --> 00:21:08.369
I got that shit. And I'm delusional. But there's

00:21:08.369 --> 00:21:12.630
a difference, I think, between delusion and taking

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action. You can have delusions of grandeur. I've

00:21:17.869 --> 00:21:22.049
had them. And you can get out of touch with reality

00:21:22.049 --> 00:21:26.430
pretty quick. But if you don't put action...

00:21:27.000 --> 00:21:29.359
towards your delusions and you're just a fucking

00:21:29.359 --> 00:21:32.259
crazy bastard. You know what I mean? 100%. You

00:21:32.259 --> 00:21:34.059
got to do it. Yeah, you got to do it. You got

00:21:34.059 --> 00:21:35.440
to do it. And a lot of people don't understand

00:21:35.440 --> 00:21:37.579
that. You got to take that first step. And when

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I took that first step doing comedy four years

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ago, February 21st, 2021, at Madison Station,

00:21:44.859 --> 00:21:49.599
which was the box car and the fart box car, when

00:21:49.599 --> 00:21:52.480
some fucking terrorists came in there and hacked

00:21:52.480 --> 00:21:56.980
their shit and fucked them all up. Now they're

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no longer anything. Are they? They entice. They

00:22:01.180 --> 00:22:03.720
entice. I don't really know what it is. I think

00:22:03.720 --> 00:22:07.079
it's like a club type thing. Mike sells timeshare.

00:22:07.700 --> 00:22:12.160
Yeah, yeah. I remember that night, though, and

00:22:12.160 --> 00:22:14.599
I don't know why because I got drunk. I took

00:22:14.599 --> 00:22:17.440
my buddy up there, and I wrote for two years

00:22:17.440 --> 00:22:19.799
before I even got the balls to even get on stage.

00:22:19.940 --> 00:22:23.579
We got the courage to get on stage, and I didn't

00:22:23.579 --> 00:22:28.240
know how to get. on stage and and then i was

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uh going through facebook one day and i believe

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in god and i'm not pushing god on anybody else

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but i i am a believer and i believe yeah well

00:22:36.359 --> 00:22:42.259
hell yeah amen well uh i i was praying and i

00:22:42.259 --> 00:22:44.900
was like god how the am i going to turn this

00:22:44.900 --> 00:22:48.640
and how am i going to do comedy there ain't no

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comedy around here and then on uh ad friends

00:22:52.160 --> 00:22:55.930
on the on mutual friends on facebook i seen roy

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roy harrison shout out roy uh facebook profile

00:23:01.029 --> 00:23:04.190
picture and at this time he was on the stage

00:23:04.190 --> 00:23:06.589
at madison's station and had a cigarette in his

00:23:06.589 --> 00:23:08.269
mouth when he's smoking cigarettes and had a

00:23:08.269 --> 00:23:11.069
trucker hat sitting on the stage with the microphone

00:23:11.069 --> 00:23:13.609
i was like this guy he'll know he'll know how

00:23:13.609 --> 00:23:18.339
i can get started and so uh i sent him a friend

00:23:18.339 --> 00:23:20.819
request he accepts it i immediately messaged

00:23:20.819 --> 00:23:23.859
him i said hey man i want to do comedy i can

00:23:23.859 --> 00:23:29.599
do comedy uh how do i do comedy and he's like

00:23:29.599 --> 00:23:32.579
okay well first uh you need to go to open mic

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i was like but where and he's like well they're

00:23:35.579 --> 00:23:37.839
all over the place he's like i can make meet

00:23:37.839 --> 00:23:41.160
you somewhere and tell you and and show you and

00:23:41.160 --> 00:23:43.900
uh tell you about some places i said okay cool

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And so we met at this Mexican restaurant in the

00:23:48.279 --> 00:23:52.490
town that he lives is Henniger. And. And it was

00:23:52.490 --> 00:23:54.829
me and my brother, and we meet Roy. And this

00:23:54.829 --> 00:23:56.710
is the first time Roy's met me. And the first

00:23:56.710 --> 00:23:58.950
thing I'm saying is, like, man, dude, I'm destined

00:23:58.950 --> 00:24:03.369
to do this shit. I fucking, I've got this calling

00:24:03.369 --> 00:24:06.230
that I want to fucking, I want to make millions.

00:24:06.309 --> 00:24:09.569
I want to do, I just can do this. He's like,

00:24:09.710 --> 00:24:13.809
okay, well, first step is you need to go to Open

00:24:13.809 --> 00:24:16.630
Mic to see if you really want to do this. I was

00:24:16.630 --> 00:24:19.240
like, okay. I'll tell you. All right. I was like,

00:24:19.279 --> 00:24:21.319
but where? He was like, well, there's one Sunday

00:24:21.319 --> 00:24:26.660
night at Madison Station in Madison. I was like,

00:24:26.700 --> 00:24:29.140
okay. And so I ended up getting the courage.

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I had my buddy, Brandon. He lives in Atlanta

00:24:33.400 --> 00:24:35.980
now. And I was like, hey, you want to ride with

00:24:35.980 --> 00:24:39.660
me? I knew he wasn't going to be working Monday

00:24:39.660 --> 00:24:43.220
because he don't fucking work. I was like, let's

00:24:43.220 --> 00:24:47.750
ride out to Madison. And let me try comedy. He's

00:24:47.750 --> 00:24:49.470
like, you going to do it? I was like, yeah, man.

00:24:49.589 --> 00:24:52.589
I've been writing for two years. I got some notebooks

00:24:52.589 --> 00:24:56.809
filled up. I'm ready to go. I go out to Madison

00:24:56.809 --> 00:25:01.730
Station. He's with me. I'm pounding beers when

00:25:01.730 --> 00:25:03.950
I get there because I'm so fucking nervous. Because

00:25:03.950 --> 00:25:05.829
there's a lot of people there at this time. At

00:25:05.829 --> 00:25:08.269
this time at Madison Station. This was kind of

00:25:08.269 --> 00:25:13.490
like a big point in comedy in Huntsville at Madison

00:25:13.490 --> 00:25:19.539
Station. And Matthew Tate was the host, and the

00:25:19.539 --> 00:25:24.400
thing about it was that every single comic that

00:25:24.400 --> 00:25:27.240
was up there, and Matthew did... amazing that

00:25:27.240 --> 00:25:31.759
night they all did everybody did that was like

00:25:31.759 --> 00:25:34.220
the magical thing about it is that I haven't

00:25:34.220 --> 00:25:38.079
laughed that hard in a really long time like

00:25:38.079 --> 00:25:40.400
to where I was in tears I was like damn this

00:25:40.400 --> 00:25:42.460
is what it could feel like and it was just regular

00:25:42.460 --> 00:25:46.799
just local comedians you know but fucking killing

00:25:46.799 --> 00:25:49.859
man just at an open mic I was like damn man this

00:25:49.859 --> 00:25:52.299
is amazing feeling so I asked Matthew I said

00:25:52.299 --> 00:25:55.750
hey This is my first time he got any advice.

00:25:56.269 --> 00:25:59.309
And he said, hey, how much have you had to drink?

00:26:00.190 --> 00:26:02.930
I was like, not enough. He was like, I think

00:26:02.930 --> 00:26:06.730
you've had enough. He was like, the thing that

00:26:06.730 --> 00:26:09.529
you need to know is you need to just get up on

00:26:09.529 --> 00:26:12.829
that stage. Don't worry about nothing else. Get

00:26:12.829 --> 00:26:16.569
up on that stage. Get that microphone. And I

00:26:16.569 --> 00:26:19.670
was like, for real? That's it? Yeah. Get up there.

00:26:19.750 --> 00:26:22.750
Get that microphone. And then, you know, just.

00:26:23.539 --> 00:26:26.839
That's it. That's all he said. So I'm at the

00:26:26.839 --> 00:26:30.700
very end because he knew I was wanting to do

00:26:30.700 --> 00:26:33.339
it. And he made an announcement closer to the

00:26:33.339 --> 00:26:35.579
end. If there's anybody else that's wanting to

00:26:35.579 --> 00:26:39.859
sign up, sign up. And so that's when I got the

00:26:39.859 --> 00:26:45.940
courage at the very end. Sign up. And so he calls

00:26:45.940 --> 00:26:49.319
my name. And it was a big welcome. I like seeing

00:26:49.319 --> 00:26:53.880
that. And I tried to. encourage other first timers

00:26:53.880 --> 00:26:56.660
when I'm hosting whatever by that same energy

00:26:56.660 --> 00:27:00.380
you know because it's a big step so I get up

00:27:00.380 --> 00:27:05.220
there and I get the microphone and then bam I'm

00:27:05.220 --> 00:27:08.819
alone up here motherfucker I am alone up here

00:27:08.819 --> 00:27:12.660
ain't nobody helping me ain't nobody and then

00:27:12.660 --> 00:27:17.079
I just see everybody's eyes oh shit it's on me

00:27:17.079 --> 00:27:22.289
it's on me so so But before I even got on stage,

00:27:22.410 --> 00:27:26.309
I said, how much time do I get? And he said,

00:27:26.569 --> 00:27:29.049
you get 10 minutes. Oh, I was doing 10 minutes.

00:27:29.049 --> 00:27:34.069
You get 10 minutes. First time? First time. First

00:27:34.069 --> 00:27:37.410
time. First time you get 10 minutes. And in my

00:27:37.410 --> 00:27:40.450
head, well, I got to do all 10 minutes. I didn't

00:27:40.450 --> 00:27:43.769
even have a minute. I thought I did. I thought

00:27:43.769 --> 00:27:46.829
I had all kinds of good shit. But I go up there

00:27:46.829 --> 00:27:51.619
and I ramble. I ramble. A couple of little chuckles,

00:27:51.799 --> 00:27:54.720
but also I rambled and it was terrible. Fucking

00:27:54.720 --> 00:27:57.819
God awful. And I had the mic way down here to

00:27:57.819 --> 00:27:59.980
my down belly button. Nobody could hear me. Nobody

00:27:59.980 --> 00:28:02.680
could hear me. Then I picked the mic up. Fuck.

00:28:02.799 --> 00:28:05.680
Picked the mic up. And I catch myself saying

00:28:05.680 --> 00:28:07.839
that too, but also trying to give motherfuckers

00:28:07.839 --> 00:28:11.259
that don't know grace because I was at that point

00:28:11.259 --> 00:28:14.519
too. It wasn't too long ago that I was holding

00:28:14.519 --> 00:28:17.880
it way the fuck down and I was just rambling,

00:28:18.039 --> 00:28:20.619
telling a never. Never ending story. Not going

00:28:20.619 --> 00:28:24.150
anywhere. Mm -hmm. And I get off the stage, I

00:28:24.150 --> 00:28:26.849
was like, shit, that was fucking hard. That was

00:28:26.849 --> 00:28:29.869
terrifying and hard and all that. My buddy Brandon,

00:28:30.049 --> 00:28:33.170
all the comics said, hey, you know what? Keep

00:28:33.170 --> 00:28:35.890
going. You had some funny stuff there. Keep working

00:28:35.890 --> 00:28:37.549
at it. You're going to realize that it's a lot

00:28:37.549 --> 00:28:39.329
harder than what you think. I was like, okay.

00:28:40.529 --> 00:28:42.690
On the ride back home, my buddy Brandon, he's

00:28:42.690 --> 00:28:44.630
a real motherfucker, and he said, man, you fucking

00:28:44.630 --> 00:28:47.769
suck. You fucking suck, dude. I was like, you

00:28:47.769 --> 00:28:50.410
know, fuck you. I'm going to let you out right

00:28:50.410 --> 00:28:53.279
here. And then I... I was like, I did suck, didn't

00:28:53.279 --> 00:28:55.140
I? He was like, yeah, you did. He was like, but

00:28:55.140 --> 00:28:57.619
that don't matter. What matters is, are you going

00:28:57.619 --> 00:29:01.019
to go back a second time? Now that you know what

00:29:01.019 --> 00:29:02.779
it is. Yeah. Are you going to go back a second

00:29:02.779 --> 00:29:04.720
time? I was like, well, hell yeah. And then,

00:29:04.740 --> 00:29:09.079
so it took me two years to really realize what

00:29:09.079 --> 00:29:13.700
I'm doing. It took me two years to realize, oh,

00:29:14.000 --> 00:29:19.680
okay. Let's fucking, okay. And after I... Because

00:29:19.680 --> 00:29:25.319
I gave myself grace, too much grace, at the beginning,

00:29:25.500 --> 00:29:28.359
in the first two years. I was like, oh, I'm new,

00:29:28.619 --> 00:29:32.079
you know. I'm new. Everybody expects me to shit

00:29:32.079 --> 00:29:34.279
and suck and all that. And then I was like, man,

00:29:34.359 --> 00:29:35.839
what the fuck are you doing? Are you going to

00:29:35.839 --> 00:29:38.180
fucking suck or are you going to do comedy? Are

00:29:38.180 --> 00:29:39.819
you going to make people laugh or are you going

00:29:39.819 --> 00:29:43.420
to just be a fucking another? fucking motherfucker

00:29:43.420 --> 00:29:45.339
that don't need to be doing comedy. Just out

00:29:45.339 --> 00:29:46.759
there talking. Yeah, just out there talking.

00:29:47.140 --> 00:29:53.839
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so that I had a switch

00:29:53.839 --> 00:29:59.500
flip inside me and now I'm nowhere near where

00:29:59.500 --> 00:30:02.619
I want to be as a comedian but I'm a lot better

00:30:02.619 --> 00:30:05.200
than what I was and I'm getting consistent laughs

00:30:05.200 --> 00:30:11.140
and I like going Wherever somebody will have

00:30:11.140 --> 00:30:17.319
me to do comedy, like I went to Atlanta last

00:30:17.319 --> 00:30:19.839
Friday, right? Last Friday. Which one did you

00:30:19.839 --> 00:30:24.599
go to? West End, Atlanta. I went, okay, so Tyler

00:30:24.599 --> 00:30:30.619
Perry has a highway named after, we had to cross

00:30:30.619 --> 00:30:33.299
it walking the street. Tyler Perry Highway. Tyler

00:30:33.299 --> 00:30:37.880
Perry's. Tyler Perry Highway. And I told her,

00:30:37.940 --> 00:30:40.380
I said, Tyler Perry ain't coming to his fucking

00:30:40.380 --> 00:30:44.019
ass down there. No, because we get to this red

00:30:44.019 --> 00:30:47.819
light. It's fucking hood -ass motherfuckers with

00:30:47.819 --> 00:30:51.279
guns and shit, had bandanas over, fucking throwing

00:30:51.279 --> 00:30:54.180
up gang signs and shit. I was like, God damn

00:30:54.180 --> 00:30:59.900
it. So we go park and we go right across and

00:30:59.900 --> 00:31:04.109
go inside. the venue and inside the venue it

00:31:04.109 --> 00:31:07.190
was a completely different atmosphere different

00:31:07.190 --> 00:31:11.369
vibe it was full of love and like just positivity

00:31:11.369 --> 00:31:15.170
and and it was it was magical is what it was

00:31:15.170 --> 00:31:23.130
it was abundance abundance of abundance of you

00:31:23.130 --> 00:31:25.269
talking about like brandon abundance of them

00:31:26.220 --> 00:31:29.000
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, it's abundance

00:31:29.000 --> 00:31:31.819
of, yeah, yeah, black people. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:31:31.819 --> 00:31:33.980
I thought you were going to say special. Yeah,

00:31:33.980 --> 00:31:39.339
that was. No, but, but yeah, there was, I was

00:31:39.339 --> 00:31:41.220
the only, Wiz was the only white people. Yeah,

00:31:41.259 --> 00:31:43.700
yeah, yeah. That's right, yeah. But, but that,

00:31:43.880 --> 00:31:47.940
yeah, I guess you're right about that. But you

00:31:47.940 --> 00:31:51.279
hit them, didn't you? Well, it was a great show,

00:31:51.380 --> 00:31:54.940
top to bottom. Mm -hmm. And the host, her name's

00:31:54.940 --> 00:31:57.460
Silly Me Hines, and she's from Atlanta, and she's

00:31:57.460 --> 00:32:01.960
a fucking killer, man. Her and then there was

00:32:01.960 --> 00:32:04.039
another lady that I was on the show with. Her

00:32:04.039 --> 00:32:07.119
name's Kiki. And on Instagram is Kiki the Great.

00:32:07.220 --> 00:32:10.119
She got like almost 100 ,000 followers. She's

00:32:10.119 --> 00:32:12.299
been doing comedy as long as I have. She had

00:32:12.299 --> 00:32:16.599
me and Holly in tears. We was just, we was, she

00:32:16.599 --> 00:32:19.779
was hilarious. And I did great. I went off the

00:32:19.779 --> 00:32:23.750
rails. i only did i did 15 minutes but i did

00:32:23.750 --> 00:32:26.930
four jokes four jokes i usually open with but

00:32:26.930 --> 00:32:29.750
i i was i was doing crowd work i was riffing

00:32:29.750 --> 00:32:32.509
and i was like i was having fun it was so fun

00:32:32.509 --> 00:32:35.630
yeah i was in the zone man and i loved that and

00:32:35.630 --> 00:32:38.690
then i realized i was like not not during my

00:32:38.690 --> 00:32:41.549
set but but on the drive back i was like damn

00:32:41.549 --> 00:32:44.109
man i can't do that everywhere i can't go off

00:32:44.109 --> 00:32:47.390
the rails everywhere and that's the maturity

00:32:47.390 --> 00:32:50.970
that I'm gaining in being a comedian is that

00:32:50.970 --> 00:32:53.950
there's times and places to go off the rails

00:32:53.950 --> 00:32:56.329
and then times and places to fucking hone it

00:32:56.329 --> 00:32:59.730
in and do your joke, do your set, but be lively,

00:32:59.910 --> 00:33:04.170
be performative, you know. But by God, that was

00:33:04.170 --> 00:33:07.690
fun as fuck. You got all, just everybody fucking

00:33:07.690 --> 00:33:11.630
hollering and laughing and just having a good

00:33:11.630 --> 00:33:16.700
time. No bad vibes at all. I did a podcast with

00:33:16.700 --> 00:33:20.160
them, the ones that put it on on TikTok Live

00:33:20.160 --> 00:33:23.119
the other day. They made an excellent point.

00:33:23.579 --> 00:33:27.700
They said, because they asked me about the area

00:33:27.700 --> 00:33:30.220
that I was in and if I was scared to get out

00:33:30.220 --> 00:33:32.359
of my car and all that. Because they know it's

00:33:32.359 --> 00:33:34.859
a bad area. They have to live over there. And

00:33:34.859 --> 00:33:38.369
they said. They said, was you scared to get out

00:33:38.369 --> 00:33:40.109
of your car? I was like, no, I was cautious as

00:33:40.109 --> 00:33:43.049
fuck, though. I was cautious as hell. I'm not

00:33:43.049 --> 00:33:45.769
going to go anywhere without the ability to protect

00:33:45.769 --> 00:33:48.150
myself and the people that I love, you know.

00:33:48.869 --> 00:33:53.089
But I'm also not looking for trouble. But I'm

00:33:53.089 --> 00:33:56.809
also, you know, ready for it, too. What you said

00:33:56.809 --> 00:33:59.809
is I'm about that life. Well, I don't want to

00:33:59.809 --> 00:34:03.559
be about it. I don't want to be about it. Yeah,

00:34:03.619 --> 00:34:08.599
yeah, push comes to shove. Anyways, but they

00:34:08.599 --> 00:34:13.519
said, but did you see any of that inside the

00:34:13.519 --> 00:34:16.199
show? I was like, hell no. It was nothing but

00:34:16.199 --> 00:34:20.159
love and nothing but good vibes. And he had a

00:34:20.159 --> 00:34:24.019
great point. He said, you know, hurt people hurt

00:34:24.019 --> 00:34:26.400
people. And the people who's trying to cause

00:34:26.400 --> 00:34:30.860
trouble ain't trying to laugh. So putting some...

00:34:32.090 --> 00:34:37.090
Comedy shows and these pretty bad areas and stuff

00:34:37.090 --> 00:34:41.920
may can do something uh great one day for communities

00:34:41.920 --> 00:34:44.579
for communities that have nothing but darkness

00:34:44.579 --> 00:34:47.500
yeah yeah i know i got my boy hood niggas do

00:34:47.500 --> 00:34:49.880
not like to laugh it's like it's hurting them

00:34:49.880 --> 00:34:51.619
whenever they get something real funny they gotta

00:34:51.619 --> 00:34:55.159
they gotta like hit you yeah yeah yeah i didn't

00:34:55.159 --> 00:35:00.579
laugh shit ain't funny man but yeah yeah that's

00:35:00.579 --> 00:35:02.480
uh that's good shit that could it could heal

00:35:02.480 --> 00:35:05.559
comedy could heal till i haven't even thought

00:35:05.559 --> 00:35:08.840
about heal the world I hadn't even thought about

00:35:08.840 --> 00:35:12.559
it like that. That's good shit. But I knew when

00:35:12.559 --> 00:35:14.019
soon as you said you went to Atlanta because

00:35:14.019 --> 00:35:17.800
we had some comics go to Atlanta too over in

00:35:17.800 --> 00:35:19.960
that part. The Laughing Skull or what? No, not

00:35:19.960 --> 00:35:23.260
that one. The Laughing Skull is where they probably

00:35:23.260 --> 00:35:26.880
did okay. They went to Jack and Off. Jack and

00:35:26.880 --> 00:35:30.519
Off. Is that an open mic or what? It's a comedy

00:35:30.519 --> 00:35:33.559
show. Yeah, it's kind of like Kill Tony. But

00:35:33.559 --> 00:35:38.480
with a straight hood. comics so they they like

00:35:38.480 --> 00:35:40.539
instead of like just like giving you your time

00:35:40.539 --> 00:35:42.599
they start bombing you while you're on the stage

00:35:42.599 --> 00:35:44.940
from the sound effect to sit like that and it

00:35:44.940 --> 00:35:49.559
was rough it was rough for a lot uh but as soon

00:35:49.559 --> 00:35:51.780
as i said that i watched the whole thing and

00:35:51.780 --> 00:35:55.880
i saw i saw a guy who was like not like you but

00:35:55.880 --> 00:35:57.579
you know what i'm saying he kind of got the same

00:35:57.579 --> 00:36:01.079
but he murdered i mean he and he wasn't near

00:36:01.079 --> 00:36:03.539
as good as you matter of fact matter of fact

00:36:03.539 --> 00:36:09.139
that dude got on kill tony It was two people

00:36:09.139 --> 00:36:13.639
that Dante and Pat was on that got on Kill Tony.

00:36:13.820 --> 00:36:17.340
Nobody from Nashville. Nobody from Alabama. All

00:36:17.340 --> 00:36:21.000
from... Where the fuck was that? Oh, this was

00:36:21.000 --> 00:36:24.559
in Nashville? Yeah. So nobody got on Kill Tony

00:36:24.559 --> 00:36:28.440
from Huntsville? Nobody got on from all of Alabama.

00:36:28.980 --> 00:36:34.500
And all of Tennessee. You ever been over to Pulaski?

00:36:35.119 --> 00:36:37.789
Yeah, well, that's... The damn, ain't that the

00:36:37.789 --> 00:36:41.889
birthplace of the KKK? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nah,

00:36:42.050 --> 00:36:49.269
never met him. But old dude got from there. His

00:36:49.269 --> 00:36:52.530
main joke is fitting all Jesus. Matt. Oh, God,

00:36:52.630 --> 00:36:54.769
I love that. Was it Matt? I think his name's

00:36:54.769 --> 00:36:56.389
Matt. Yeah, yeah, he got on. He did good. He

00:36:56.389 --> 00:36:58.909
did the best, I think, of both nights. Like,

00:36:58.909 --> 00:37:01.550
because he was like, he did a good minute, and

00:37:01.550 --> 00:37:04.079
then afterwards, like, he was doing, like, shuffling

00:37:04.079 --> 00:37:05.840
on stage I mean it was like crazy shit going

00:37:05.840 --> 00:37:08.480
on I thought it was entertaining he did pretty

00:37:08.480 --> 00:37:10.119
good but everybody else didn't know him didn't

00:37:10.119 --> 00:37:13.239
know Jesus damn yeah he was been at Fat Sammy's

00:37:13.239 --> 00:37:15.650
a couple times Really? Mm -hmm. I've been meaning

00:37:15.650 --> 00:37:19.989
to go up to Fat Sammy's and Huntsville Mocs.

00:37:20.030 --> 00:37:23.469
I don't get out to Mocs that much because— But

00:37:23.469 --> 00:37:25.170
you're getting shows now, right? I need—what?

00:37:25.309 --> 00:37:27.030
You're getting shows now, right? Yeah. Yeah,

00:37:27.030 --> 00:37:30.630
so you travel. But I also like going to Mocs

00:37:30.630 --> 00:37:33.170
when I can, when I have the money. Mm -hmm. Because,

00:37:33.170 --> 00:37:36.789
I mean, they're a drive for me. And when I have

00:37:36.789 --> 00:37:41.769
the money and I want to see some people that

00:37:41.769 --> 00:37:44.190
I ain't seen in a while, Then I'll go to a mic.

00:37:44.389 --> 00:37:47.469
I can't do it all the time. Yeah, it's far. But

00:37:47.469 --> 00:37:52.289
I talk to myself all the time. So, I mean. You're

00:37:52.289 --> 00:37:54.389
always having a mic up here. Yeah, man. It's

00:37:54.389 --> 00:37:58.849
constant. But I run all my jokes by Holly, and

00:37:58.849 --> 00:38:02.829
she will. She'll tell me they ain't worth a fuck.

00:38:02.829 --> 00:38:04.570
Get that away from me. You need somebody like

00:38:04.570 --> 00:38:05.849
that. Yes, you need somebody on it. Just think

00:38:05.849 --> 00:38:08.909
if Kanye had somebody like that. Seriously. Just

00:38:08.909 --> 00:38:12.579
think. How much better he would be. How much

00:38:12.579 --> 00:38:15.039
less we would know. Right now. I don't think

00:38:15.039 --> 00:38:17.300
there's any hope for Kanye anymore. Did you hear

00:38:17.300 --> 00:38:19.579
the new thing? About his cousin? Sucking off

00:38:19.579 --> 00:38:24.340
his cousin? Yeah. You ain't heard that? No, you

00:38:24.340 --> 00:38:26.639
didn't play that. He made a whole song about

00:38:26.639 --> 00:38:30.500
it. We can't play the song. Oh, you can't? No,

00:38:30.519 --> 00:38:34.199
but he released a statement. Saying that it's

00:38:34.199 --> 00:38:38.139
not true? No, on Twitter, he just said what he

00:38:38.139 --> 00:38:41.079
said in the song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hate pretty

00:38:41.079 --> 00:38:44.630
much just saying it. Let's figure this out. It

00:38:44.630 --> 00:38:46.250
is I have to figure out he just like this cousin

00:38:46.250 --> 00:38:53.469
dick to 40. That's what 16 16 16 I heard 16.

00:38:54.030 --> 00:38:57.130
I think it's 14. I'm pretty sure I read 14 I

00:38:57.130 --> 00:38:59.449
mean when it gets to it doesn't I mean that I

00:38:59.449 --> 00:39:03.750
mean that's a long time. Yeah Yeah 14, but you're

00:39:03.750 --> 00:39:13.789
still This is not okay. So I do think that this

00:39:13.789 --> 00:39:17.389
is a Britney Spears type deal. 100%. I think

00:39:17.389 --> 00:39:20.650
that they're about to fuck. I think he's already

00:39:20.650 --> 00:39:25.070
bald. He's a billionaire. He is a billionaire.

00:39:25.130 --> 00:39:27.469
He's a billionaire, and he's definitely manic,

00:39:27.550 --> 00:39:30.989
but who can put him in something? He has to go

00:39:30.989 --> 00:39:37.130
willingly. I've been manic. I'm bipolar. I even

00:39:37.130 --> 00:39:42.099
said on stage a couple times, Well, I got, like,

00:39:42.380 --> 00:39:49.380
manic highs and lowest of the lows low. And I'm,

00:39:49.380 --> 00:39:54.619
uh... Kanye. Yeah, I get Kanye high, but no,

00:39:54.780 --> 00:39:57.880
he's gotten too high for me. Yeah, yeah. I'm

00:39:57.880 --> 00:40:01.469
fucking... He's too high for me. Sign up! I'm

00:40:01.469 --> 00:40:03.449
going to be judging him. I'm like, you're making

00:40:03.449 --> 00:40:05.730
all of us fucking crazy motherfuckers look bad.

00:40:06.230 --> 00:40:09.369
Put that in your step. Did you say it like that

00:40:09.369 --> 00:40:11.610
already? He's got too high for me? Yeah. Because

00:40:11.610 --> 00:40:17.670
that's good. That's golden right there. Oh, yeah.

00:40:17.769 --> 00:40:21.590
Oh, God. I did like his song, Stronger. That's

00:40:21.590 --> 00:40:25.630
about it. Oh, dude. He has some bangers. What's

00:40:25.630 --> 00:40:30.019
that? Goat Digger. Runaway. Runaway. I ain't

00:40:30.019 --> 00:40:33.400
even heard that one. Who? New Slade. Is that

00:40:33.400 --> 00:40:35.659
new? I don't like that. That's 2014. That is

00:40:35.659 --> 00:40:38.679
a good song. Last Call is a good song. Last Call,

00:40:38.780 --> 00:40:41.739
I don't remember that one. I heard his new song

00:40:41.739 --> 00:40:44.139
when it was the number one song in Fort Payne.

00:40:45.800 --> 00:40:51.679
With the damn robe on. Britney Spears never walked

00:40:51.679 --> 00:40:55.179
out in a full clan. Yeah, you're right about

00:40:55.179 --> 00:40:59.360
that. That is true. Just fucking scissors. Yeah,

00:40:59.920 --> 00:41:04.070
you're right about that. Okay, so when I was

00:41:04.070 --> 00:41:06.670
a kid at the courthouse in Fort Payne, I was

00:41:06.670 --> 00:41:09.530
young, but I still remember this. They had a

00:41:09.530 --> 00:41:13.150
Klan rally. The Klan was marching and shit. And

00:41:13.150 --> 00:41:17.719
that was the first time I seen the Klan. i was

00:41:17.719 --> 00:41:21.219
like what the nobody was no counter protest no

00:41:21.219 --> 00:41:25.119
no no counter yeah yeah no none of that but i

00:41:25.119 --> 00:41:27.739
didn't know what it was until i got a little

00:41:27.739 --> 00:41:30.380
older and i was like mother that mother that

00:41:30.380 --> 00:41:35.099
yeah and but now there is a lot of that around

00:41:35.099 --> 00:41:38.489
some of them are good people i get it No, there's

00:41:38.489 --> 00:41:40.210
a lot of that around there. No, I don't fuck

00:41:40.210 --> 00:41:43.170
with them people. I've had motherfuckers come

00:41:43.170 --> 00:41:45.989
up to me and how I talk and how I dress and all

00:41:45.989 --> 00:41:48.030
that shit. Oh, I know you have. He's had a lot,

00:41:48.050 --> 00:41:50.710
too. No, seriously. Yeah, they'll come up to

00:41:50.710 --> 00:41:53.730
you, and if you ain't careful, what they're looking

00:41:53.730 --> 00:41:57.449
for is weak -minded dudes, weak -minded motherfuckers,

00:41:57.489 --> 00:42:01.309
and they think that how I talk and the shit that

00:42:01.309 --> 00:42:05.469
I say on stage and all that is, dude, he's just

00:42:05.469 --> 00:42:11.469
going through it. No, motherfucker. I am fully

00:42:11.469 --> 00:42:15.670
aware of what the fuck is going on. And I ain't

00:42:15.670 --> 00:42:18.949
going to join your goddamn operation, you piece

00:42:18.949 --> 00:42:23.909
of shit motherfucker. So you got to make a stand

00:42:23.909 --> 00:42:26.170
with them and then, you know, I don't care if

00:42:26.170 --> 00:42:28.070
they're ever mad at me and they can fucking suck

00:42:28.070 --> 00:42:31.869
my dick for real. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Can we

00:42:31.869 --> 00:42:34.570
do a plan? Line up and suck Brandon's dick too.

00:42:34.750 --> 00:42:40.110
Yeah. What? But I have had fucking clans members

00:42:40.110 --> 00:42:43.130
and actual Nazis that you wouldn't think that

00:42:43.130 --> 00:42:45.389
they're Nazis. They're not skinhead. They're

00:42:45.389 --> 00:42:47.909
not, they're none of that shit, but they'll be.

00:42:50.350 --> 00:42:53.489
What's the appearance difference between a Nazi

00:42:53.489 --> 00:42:57.090
and then like a KKK guy? I've only known one

00:42:57.090 --> 00:43:01.030
Nazi that actually tried to influence not only

00:43:01.030 --> 00:43:07.889
me, but a lot of other people. And, well, they

00:43:07.889 --> 00:43:11.550
have higher education. This one had higher education

00:43:11.550 --> 00:43:15.010
than a lot of other ones, but he was always afraid.

00:43:15.900 --> 00:43:19.420
Not afraid. He didn't ever want to say his fucked

00:43:19.420 --> 00:43:22.179
up views himself. He wanted other people to say

00:43:22.179 --> 00:43:24.239
his fucked up views. And I started thinking.

00:43:25.039 --> 00:43:29.039
And this was at the very beginning. And I was

00:43:29.039 --> 00:43:34.900
thinking, this motherfucker's fucked up. And

00:43:34.900 --> 00:43:38.699
things would just start coming to me. And he

00:43:38.699 --> 00:43:42.440
would say different other. I can't explain it

00:43:42.440 --> 00:43:48.980
well right now. It ended up being that he would

00:43:48.980 --> 00:43:52.539
be talking about the Jews. Let's hear him out

00:43:52.539 --> 00:43:56.980
first. What? No, no. I'm just kidding. Well,

00:43:57.079 --> 00:44:00.880
he was in a group message, and he said, the problem

00:44:00.880 --> 00:44:04.360
lies with the people who follow Star David or

00:44:04.360 --> 00:44:06.460
some bullshit like that. And I had enough. And

00:44:06.460 --> 00:44:08.980
I said, dude, are you a white supremacist? And

00:44:08.980 --> 00:44:13.960
he was fucking with an artist that I knew. And

00:44:13.960 --> 00:44:18.280
the artist was painting a picture for him. He

00:44:18.280 --> 00:44:23.360
was commissioning a painting for him. And so

00:44:23.360 --> 00:44:26.159
after I found out that he was a white supremacist

00:44:26.159 --> 00:44:31.480
and I damn got off the group chat, blocked his

00:44:31.480 --> 00:44:33.559
ass and all that, I called that artist. I was

00:44:33.559 --> 00:44:35.559
like, dude, you don't need to be hanging out

00:44:35.559 --> 00:44:37.880
with that dude. He's a fucking white supremacist.

00:44:37.900 --> 00:44:39.440
He was like, dude, I got something to tell you.

00:44:40.000 --> 00:44:41.699
I was like, well, what do you got to tell me,

00:44:41.739 --> 00:44:44.090
man? He was like, well, come over. I was like,

00:44:44.150 --> 00:44:46.570
well, come over, man. And I'm not going to say

00:44:46.570 --> 00:44:49.530
his name or anything like that. But this guy,

00:44:49.710 --> 00:44:53.750
the artist was in a real low place, too, because

00:44:53.750 --> 00:44:56.230
he didn't have no friends. When we came along,

00:44:56.610 --> 00:45:00.090
he felt like he was a part of something. And

00:45:00.090 --> 00:45:07.929
he felt, you know, he was family to us or whatever,

00:45:08.090 --> 00:45:13.150
you know. And so he came over. And I told him,

00:45:13.170 --> 00:45:15.670
I was like, dude, I think he's a white supremacist

00:45:15.670 --> 00:45:18.050
and all that. He's a dude. He's a Nazi. I was

00:45:18.050 --> 00:45:21.989
like, how is he a Nazi? He was telling me the

00:45:21.989 --> 00:45:24.849
pros and cons of Hitler and telling me how much

00:45:24.849 --> 00:45:29.889
better things would have been if Hitler was around,

00:45:30.010 --> 00:45:32.550
if we followed his ideology and all this stuff.

00:45:32.590 --> 00:45:38.489
Now, this dude, he don't strike you as that type.

00:45:39.280 --> 00:45:41.099
He don't strike you as that type. That's what

00:45:41.099 --> 00:45:46.599
I'm saying. And then I said, I said, dude, he's

00:45:46.599 --> 00:45:49.559
like, I was only hanging out with him because

00:45:49.559 --> 00:45:51.820
I thought y 'all was all like that. I was like,

00:45:51.860 --> 00:45:57.639
no, I'm not nothing like that. At all. And he

00:45:57.639 --> 00:46:00.199
said, man, he got me to hide a swastika in his

00:46:00.199 --> 00:46:04.559
painting. And he gave me $650. He gave me $650

00:46:04.559 --> 00:46:11.260
to hide a swastika in his painting. And I said,

00:46:11.380 --> 00:46:20.179
well, fuck. He is a Nazi. He is a fucking Nazi.

00:46:20.760 --> 00:46:24.369
And he was like, dude. Yeah, man. I didn't know.

00:46:24.690 --> 00:46:29.869
I was like, do I fucking talk like I love Hitler

00:46:29.869 --> 00:46:33.829
and him? Like, kinda. Kinda. I'm like, god damn,

00:46:33.989 --> 00:46:37.119
dude. You motherfuckers got... Yeah, they got

00:46:37.119 --> 00:46:39.699
me fucked up, man. They got me fucked up. You

00:46:39.699 --> 00:46:41.219
were kind of a dotsy for a little while. You

00:46:41.219 --> 00:46:43.719
didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I

00:46:43.719 --> 00:46:46.300
didn't know. I got hoodooed. I got hoodooed.

00:46:46.340 --> 00:46:52.639
But no, that's how easy it can happen. And that's

00:46:52.639 --> 00:46:56.800
how easy that shit can just slip right in if

00:46:56.800 --> 00:47:01.920
you're not careful. You're telling me. It happens.

00:47:03.389 --> 00:47:08.849
But yeah, publicly, fuck Nazis, fuck white supremacists.

00:47:08.849 --> 00:47:13.150
I'm not that. So don't be trying to recruit me.

00:47:14.369 --> 00:47:21.090
Oh, you guys were talking about slipping one

00:47:21.090 --> 00:47:22.849
in. I'm going to slip one out right now laughing

00:47:22.849 --> 00:47:55.889
so hard, man. I think usually what Right now,

00:47:56.070 --> 00:47:58.610
Brandon's pants and underwear around his ankles

00:47:58.610 --> 00:48:01.070
while he pisses. Oh, it's one of them kindergartners.

00:48:01.250 --> 00:48:03.050
Maybe he pisses like a kindergartner. He pisses

00:48:03.050 --> 00:48:04.690
like a kindergartner. That's one way to describe

00:48:04.690 --> 00:48:07.090
it. Yes, he does. Yeah, pissing like a first

00:48:07.090 --> 00:48:09.750
grader. You can hear his belt buckle hit the...

00:48:09.750 --> 00:48:14.150
Brandon, why are there chips out of my toilet

00:48:14.150 --> 00:48:23.719
seat? Oh, shit. Buckle hits floor. That's our

00:48:23.719 --> 00:48:28.000
boy. Dude, I love the setup. I appreciate it.

00:48:28.019 --> 00:48:35.920
I love the setup. JJ wanted Dennis. Is that his

00:48:35.920 --> 00:48:38.920
actual height? No, I don't think so. It was like

00:48:38.920 --> 00:48:44.559
a .75. Three -fourths replica. But this is his

00:48:44.559 --> 00:48:49.340
actual height. Hobbit size. But yeah, he wanted

00:48:49.340 --> 00:48:50.820
Dennis, so I was like, I'd be down if I don't

00:48:50.820 --> 00:48:53.880
get Kim. Hell yeah. It fits perfect. I don't

00:48:53.880 --> 00:48:55.320
know why they didn't do this on Bad Friends.

00:48:56.199 --> 00:48:57.860
No, yeah. It seems like some shit they would

00:48:57.860 --> 00:48:59.500
do, so it's great that y 'all thought of it first.

00:48:59.500 --> 00:49:02.079
Is that even still going? It is. We don't hear

00:49:02.079 --> 00:49:04.599
about it much. Bad Friends? Yeah. Yeah, you know,

00:49:04.619 --> 00:49:07.340
I don't. And I used to watch it almost all the

00:49:07.340 --> 00:49:10.880
time. The clips is great. Yeah, it's good. It

00:49:10.880 --> 00:49:13.659
still is? Yeah, I just got back into it. They

00:49:13.659 --> 00:49:16.480
have really funny guests on. Good. They had John

00:49:16.480 --> 00:49:18.480
Cena on one of their episodes. Oh, really? Who,

00:49:18.559 --> 00:49:21.920
John Cena? Exactly. Yeah, okay, okay. That was

00:49:21.920 --> 00:49:26.320
like a few months ago, I think. Boom. He heard

00:49:26.320 --> 00:49:31.199
John Cena. He bust through the door. Boom. Brandon,

00:49:31.360 --> 00:49:32.960
what are your thoughts on what happened at WrestleMania,

00:49:33.239 --> 00:49:36.019
dude? Yeah. Okay, hold on. Let's break it down

00:49:36.019 --> 00:49:39.320
for us. I'm shocked. Did you watch WrestleMania?

00:49:39.699 --> 00:49:42.300
Quite. What was the most shocking to you? Oh,

00:49:42.320 --> 00:49:44.000
well, with the John Cena thing. Because, I mean,

00:49:44.019 --> 00:49:45.320
I didn't think he was going to win. I thought

00:49:45.320 --> 00:49:47.579
this was his last match. This means I can still

00:49:47.579 --> 00:49:49.199
see him, maybe. So you get one more time with

00:49:49.199 --> 00:49:52.260
John Cena? Yes. Because why? Because, I mean,

00:49:52.280 --> 00:49:53.860
he won the championship, so now he's still here.

00:49:54.059 --> 00:49:55.659
So that means he has to wrestle again. Yes. And

00:49:55.659 --> 00:49:58.460
you saw he's with Randy Orton again. So it's

00:49:58.460 --> 00:50:02.079
like 2009 backlash, man. Damn, dude. How old

00:50:02.079 --> 00:50:03.980
were you in 2009? Have y 'all ever been to a

00:50:03.980 --> 00:50:06.900
WrestleMania? No, but I've been to wrestling

00:50:06.900 --> 00:50:08.980
matches. That's it. Just the live ones. That's

00:50:08.980 --> 00:50:13.269
the next. The next thing, if we hit a certain

00:50:13.269 --> 00:50:15.590
number or we get a certain thing, we're sending

00:50:15.590 --> 00:50:19.690
Brandon. You can guarantee that. I mean, he will

00:50:19.690 --> 00:50:22.309
be there. Hell, yeah. I couldn't imagine his

00:50:22.309 --> 00:50:25.309
face, the overall. The excitement and the joy.

00:50:25.750 --> 00:50:29.469
I might cry. I might start tearing up. You better

00:50:29.469 --> 00:50:33.829
record. You better record. That's expensive.

00:50:34.030 --> 00:50:37.829
That's like $3 ,000. It'll be later. Yeah, like

00:50:37.829 --> 00:50:40.460
for some seats. It's like $3 ,200. But that's

00:50:40.460 --> 00:50:42.719
probably not even the bottom seats. No, I don't

00:50:42.719 --> 00:50:46.019
think it is. I think that's like probably $900

00:50:46.019 --> 00:50:49.679
maybe. $900 for nosebleeds? Maybe, but I have

00:50:49.679 --> 00:50:51.840
heard they were all like at least $1 ,000. I

00:50:51.840 --> 00:50:54.400
think they're far more expensive than $3 ,000

00:50:54.400 --> 00:50:57.440
for the rings. How long is WrestleMania? Two

00:50:57.440 --> 00:51:01.349
days. Oh, two. It used to be one event. Now it's

00:51:01.349 --> 00:51:02.750
two days. Yeah, it's two days. Remember like

00:51:02.750 --> 00:51:05.829
whenever like Undertaker threw, I don't know,

00:51:05.869 --> 00:51:07.610
one of them things, big things that happened.

00:51:07.650 --> 00:51:09.929
That was like one event, like one pay -per -view.

00:51:10.309 --> 00:51:13.869
Now it's two full days on Peacock or some shit.

00:51:14.050 --> 00:51:16.269
Yeah, Peacock now, which I love because it's

00:51:16.269 --> 00:51:18.230
like, dude, before then, back in the day, you

00:51:18.230 --> 00:51:20.349
know, back in like 2009, we were young. Back

00:51:20.349 --> 00:51:22.849
in the day. You had to pay like $60, so I'd miss

00:51:22.849 --> 00:51:27.199
out. No, my bad, $80. Damn. Hell yeah, they were

00:51:27.199 --> 00:51:29.119
like $80 to $100 when I was a kid. Yeah, man.

00:51:29.840 --> 00:51:33.800
Now it's just $10 a month. I used to just hear

00:51:33.800 --> 00:51:36.079
what happened, and then a lot of people at school

00:51:36.079 --> 00:51:38.599
told them I seen it. You know what I'm saying?

00:51:38.699 --> 00:51:40.579
I'm like, oh, I heard Owen Hart died. I'm like,

00:51:40.639 --> 00:51:43.679
dude, I seen it. I've seen it live. I've seen

00:51:43.679 --> 00:51:47.519
Owen Hart break his dick. I saw it. I paused

00:51:47.519 --> 00:51:51.079
it. Wait, for real? You saw it for real? Well,

00:51:51.239 --> 00:51:54.260
I remember when it happened, and hey. Fell off,

00:51:54.360 --> 00:51:58.099
and I watched the replays on the news. Yeah.

00:51:58.860 --> 00:52:01.639
But they cut that. It's hard to find. You can't

00:52:01.639 --> 00:52:04.000
find that now. Well, I mean, because he died.

00:52:04.179 --> 00:52:07.860
They captured that shit. Him dying like a motherfucker.

00:52:08.199 --> 00:52:12.710
Yeah, I look for it. Terrible, man. Yeah. Man,

00:52:12.710 --> 00:52:15.489
did y 'all ever watch, okay, maybe that'd be

00:52:15.489 --> 00:52:18.210
a dark turn to take. What? I was talking about

00:52:18.210 --> 00:52:22.269
Faces of Death. Oh, shit. I grew up on Faces

00:52:22.269 --> 00:52:24.929
of Death. Everybody did. That's a terrible thing.

00:52:25.269 --> 00:52:27.409
Bad from TV. All of them, dog. I've watched them

00:52:27.409 --> 00:52:29.349
all multiple times. Just be like, just fascinated

00:52:29.349 --> 00:52:33.099
with like, damn, that's a 40s. 40 -story building

00:52:33.099 --> 00:52:35.460
they just fell from and I can't stop watching.

00:52:35.639 --> 00:52:37.880
That's my favorite one. That's my favorite. That's

00:52:37.880 --> 00:52:39.800
my number one. It's the funniest. Well, not the

00:52:39.800 --> 00:52:41.659
favorite. It's the funniest. Okay, so how do

00:52:41.659 --> 00:52:43.599
you, do you watch it now? Can you watch stuff

00:52:43.599 --> 00:52:44.739
like that now? If I got those tapes, I would

00:52:44.739 --> 00:52:48.320
watch them right back and yeah, yeah. I mean,

00:52:48.340 --> 00:52:50.500
I don't know. I mean, it's been so long, but

00:52:50.500 --> 00:52:52.679
pretty much Twitter's face to death now. Yes,

00:52:52.679 --> 00:52:55.199
it is. You see so much death on Twitter, dude?

00:52:55.559 --> 00:52:58.539
I don't even got Twitter. Yeah. No, dude. It's

00:52:58.539 --> 00:53:02.880
bad now. It sucks now. It sucks now. Elon got,

00:53:02.940 --> 00:53:05.320
I don't know what it is, but it's all porn. Yeah.

00:53:05.500 --> 00:53:07.139
I don't know if it's like that for everybody,

00:53:07.239 --> 00:53:11.699
but it won't stop. You know what I mean? I know

00:53:11.699 --> 00:53:13.000
what you mean. You don't get any? Well, I turn

00:53:13.000 --> 00:53:15.960
it off. Oh, but it's not like good. It's not

00:53:15.960 --> 00:53:18.179
like you'll be like, you know what I'm saying?

00:53:18.280 --> 00:53:20.760
You're out. I'm at the DMV. I'm like, Jesus Christ.

00:53:20.840 --> 00:53:22.179
I didn't want to check and see what happened

00:53:22.179 --> 00:53:25.599
at the draft. I don't want to see just busted.

00:53:26.099 --> 00:53:41.739
No, no warning. $3 .45. It gets bad, but... What's

00:53:41.739 --> 00:53:44.119
the one you remember the most? Man, I just remember

00:53:44.119 --> 00:53:49.800
car wrecks and all that shit. Okay. At one point

00:53:49.800 --> 00:53:52.960
in my life, I loved seeing that. I loved seeing

00:53:52.960 --> 00:53:56.369
that shit. And now, I fucking... I can't watch

00:53:56.369 --> 00:53:57.550
it. They can't watch it at all. I'm not saying

00:53:57.550 --> 00:54:00.130
that I'm holier -than -thou now. I just don't

00:54:00.130 --> 00:54:01.630
want to see motherfuckers getting their head

00:54:01.630 --> 00:54:05.369
cut off. No, yeah, yeah. I think it's bad for

00:54:05.369 --> 00:54:07.869
your soul, man. I think it's bad for your soul,

00:54:07.949 --> 00:54:11.530
dude. I'm dark as hell. It's dark as shit. God,

00:54:11.570 --> 00:54:13.550
we got to get you to lie. It's definitely not.

00:54:13.610 --> 00:54:15.710
It's not good. And how old were you when you

00:54:15.710 --> 00:54:17.750
were probably watching this? I was in high school.

00:54:18.159 --> 00:54:21.239
Okay, yeah. And I'm 37. Yeah, I'm 37, too. I

00:54:21.239 --> 00:54:24.300
was watching it. We got those in, I think we

00:54:24.300 --> 00:54:26.559
got our hands on those in sixth grade. Because

00:54:26.559 --> 00:54:28.360
a member. It is fucked up, ain't it? Yeah, because

00:54:28.360 --> 00:54:31.179
at Family Video. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right,

00:54:31.179 --> 00:54:34.699
so at Family Video, it would be like $2, $4 movies.

00:54:35.199 --> 00:54:37.199
And so we used to go there, and these were always

00:54:37.199 --> 00:54:39.159
in the $2, $4. Now, of course, we couldn't rent

00:54:39.159 --> 00:54:41.179
them, so we just put them in another case, go

00:54:41.179 --> 00:54:43.699
out there, rent them, and then turn them back

00:54:43.699 --> 00:54:47.670
in. But we saw all of these no less than. Every

00:54:47.670 --> 00:54:50.010
single one, probably no less than 50 times. 50

00:54:50.010 --> 00:54:52.449
times. We have watched them all. I know them

00:54:52.449 --> 00:54:55.190
by heart. I haven't seen it in 20 -something

00:54:55.190 --> 00:54:58.769
years. I know certain ones verbatim. I know exactly

00:54:58.769 --> 00:55:01.210
how it starts. I know the inflection of their

00:55:01.210 --> 00:55:03.050
voice. I'm not a Black Bomb soldier. While you're

00:55:03.050 --> 00:55:05.929
watching that, you're getting your dad's hustlers

00:55:05.929 --> 00:55:09.230
and shit, the magazines. Those are not wires

00:55:09.230 --> 00:55:13.289
you want to cross. No, no, no, no. Yeah, damn,

00:55:13.510 --> 00:55:15.769
that's a good point. You don't want to cross

00:55:15.769 --> 00:55:18.309
them wires at all. Yeah, dude, that's where snuff

00:55:18.309 --> 00:55:21.010
films come. Hell yeah. I think they had one of

00:55:21.010 --> 00:55:24.210
those on there, but they didn't show it. I'm

00:55:24.210 --> 00:55:28.329
glad they kept it PG. For some reason, Tonya

00:55:28.329 --> 00:55:31.369
Harding's sex tape was on there. It was the last

00:55:31.369 --> 00:55:33.969
one of one of the either Face of Death. Oh, Faces

00:55:33.969 --> 00:55:37.010
of Death? Yeah, Face of Death or Banned from

00:55:37.010 --> 00:55:39.719
TV. They were kind of the same thing. Oh. And

00:55:39.719 --> 00:55:44.179
it was on one of those. They had... Yeah, Tonya

00:55:44.179 --> 00:55:47.500
Harding's sex tape with... Did y 'all watch that

00:55:47.500 --> 00:55:50.260
movie? I don't fucking know the dude. It wasn't

00:55:50.260 --> 00:55:54.780
good either. Huh? I imagine she just starfished,

00:55:54.800 --> 00:55:58.820
huh? What's up? Did y 'all watch the movie with

00:55:58.820 --> 00:56:02.900
Margot Robbie? Great movie. Yeah, yeah. So good.

00:56:03.159 --> 00:56:08.630
I, Tonya. I, Tonya, yeah. I, Tonya. Man. How

00:56:08.630 --> 00:56:12.590
that competitive figure skating. So she stabbed

00:56:12.590 --> 00:56:15.530
Nancy Kerrigan, right? No, she hit her. She had

00:56:15.530 --> 00:56:20.070
her bodyguard. Actually, yes. Beat her legs.

00:56:20.070 --> 00:56:24.449
Beat her legs. And then it fucked up the other

00:56:24.449 --> 00:56:27.230
girl even more. It was Tanya Harden. She did

00:56:27.230 --> 00:56:31.219
it to Nancy. Kerrigan. Kerrigan. Yeah. So when

00:56:31.219 --> 00:56:32.940
she hit her in the leg, you know, she got out

00:56:32.940 --> 00:56:35.320
of that one. She got suspended. Big, big debacle.

00:56:35.500 --> 00:56:38.340
And then afterwards, the next time, she did the

00:56:38.340 --> 00:56:40.059
best. Nancy Kerrigan did the best, but all the

00:56:40.059 --> 00:56:41.500
judges were like, we can't give it to her because

00:56:41.500 --> 00:56:43.639
everybody's going to think we, for sympathy reasons.

00:56:44.380 --> 00:56:46.800
Like, so she lost out on two of them because

00:56:46.800 --> 00:56:51.039
she wanted to beat her legs. Damn. Jeez. Now

00:56:51.039 --> 00:56:54.480
she's on, like, doing shit like Survivor. She

00:56:54.480 --> 00:56:57.380
is. Celebrity Survivor. She did one of them.

00:56:57.400 --> 00:57:05.110
She did something. Yeah. Hell yeah. Check that

00:57:05.110 --> 00:57:07.949
out. What were you finna say? No, no, no. I was

00:57:07.949 --> 00:57:09.829
just saying what's new with you, man? What's

00:57:09.829 --> 00:57:11.429
new with me? You know, just striving for life.

00:57:11.610 --> 00:57:14.949
Make it. How's the training going? Training's

00:57:14.949 --> 00:57:16.329
going good. People want the updates, man. We're

00:57:16.329 --> 00:57:21.369
almost done. I just got to pass this last test

00:57:21.369 --> 00:57:24.329
and I made it. Well, you need a 79? Yep. At least

00:57:24.329 --> 00:57:27.619
a 79. Then I made it, and we just wait for this

00:57:27.619 --> 00:57:30.639
fire department to open up. Oh, there you go.

00:57:30.699 --> 00:57:32.199
You're going to be a firefighter? Yep, that's

00:57:32.199 --> 00:57:34.980
my goal. Oh, man. Awesome. How hard is that physical

00:57:34.980 --> 00:57:37.000
test? Oh, man, dude, I haven't got to it yet,

00:57:37.039 --> 00:57:38.800
but I heard. So probably that's not even the

00:57:38.800 --> 00:57:40.500
hardest thing. The hardest thing is just that

00:57:40.500 --> 00:57:42.340
interview because you could pass that. You could

00:57:42.340 --> 00:57:45.199
pass the written exam. Once you get in that interview,

00:57:45.260 --> 00:57:47.519
they got to like you. Two comments. Syfy and

00:57:47.519 --> 00:57:50.280
Charlie, both Charlie Swisher, they both failed

00:57:50.280 --> 00:57:52.380
the interview part. Yeah. Oh, really? Mm -hmm.

00:57:52.400 --> 00:57:55.920
So is it psychological? Yes. Top interview or

00:57:55.920 --> 00:58:00.219
whatever. Are they doing a socket bow during

00:58:00.219 --> 00:58:01.380
this interview? So basically what they say is

00:58:01.380 --> 00:58:03.579
you'll have two people in there, like a captain

00:58:03.579 --> 00:58:05.219
and one other person, and they just ask you a

00:58:05.219 --> 00:58:06.800
bunch of questions like, why do you want to do

00:58:06.800 --> 00:58:09.500
it and stuff like, are you okay with seeing deaths

00:58:09.500 --> 00:58:11.980
and things like that. It's just how you answer

00:58:11.980 --> 00:58:13.280
it. I heard a lot of people say it's kind of

00:58:13.280 --> 00:58:14.699
like a stress thing, so they say you're like.

00:58:15.179 --> 00:58:17.260
really stressed out or stuff like that. And they'd

00:58:17.260 --> 00:58:19.219
be like, ah, maybe not this guy. Brandon won't

00:58:19.219 --> 00:58:21.360
be stressed at all. You won't be stressed in

00:58:21.360 --> 00:58:23.300
the slightest. We'll train you. You'll watch

00:58:23.300 --> 00:58:25.219
these Faces of Death videos. Oh, I've already

00:58:25.219 --> 00:58:30.480
seen them. But that's great, though. I love that

00:58:30.480 --> 00:58:33.340
approach. I love that approach, that interview

00:58:33.340 --> 00:58:35.860
tactic that they're doing. Because, I mean, have

00:58:35.860 --> 00:58:39.400
you ever seen a dead body? No. Not yet. Almost.

00:58:39.860 --> 00:58:44.280
Well, I mean. Just some videos. Anyways. Yeah.

00:58:45.729 --> 00:58:48.090
I think you'll be a great firefighter. Man, I

00:58:48.090 --> 00:58:52.050
truly appreciate it. And you run every day? Oh,

00:58:52.070 --> 00:58:54.570
yeah, I run, work out. He'd been doing the vest

00:58:54.570 --> 00:58:55.969
on the stairs. So what kind of workout? Are you

00:58:55.969 --> 00:58:57.670
doing, like, just heavy weights, or are you doing

00:58:57.670 --> 00:58:59.869
push -ups and, like, shit that you can actually

00:58:59.869 --> 00:59:02.670
use? Yeah, I'll do everything. So I'll do, of

00:59:02.670 --> 00:59:04.150
course, like, chest presses, and I'll do the

00:59:04.150 --> 00:59:06.829
stair chair. I'll hit the bag for at least I'll

00:59:06.829 --> 00:59:09.750
do five -minute rounds of, like, 15 minutes of

00:59:09.750 --> 00:59:12.230
the bag. So, like, work on cardio. I started

00:59:12.230 --> 00:59:14.519
doing a spin bike. And then, yeah, just working

00:59:14.519 --> 00:59:16.739
on weights and a combination of both. And now

00:59:16.739 --> 00:59:18.260
I'm trying to find a trail that I could, like,

00:59:18.260 --> 00:59:20.380
walk on around my, what is it, weight of this?

00:59:20.460 --> 00:59:21.719
Because I just walk around the neighborhood with

00:59:21.719 --> 00:59:24.059
that. And my thing is I want to find a good national

00:59:24.059 --> 00:59:25.800
park where there's not too many copperheads that

00:59:25.800 --> 00:59:30.400
could bite me and I step on. Don't worry about

00:59:30.400 --> 00:59:32.420
the copperheads. You'll be fine. I'll be fine.

00:59:32.440 --> 00:59:35.360
Yeah, but just find a trail. Just any trail that

00:59:35.360 --> 00:59:37.800
goes up a little mountain. Okay, so what's around

00:59:37.800 --> 00:59:41.150
here? What's good? What's the parks around here?

00:59:41.230 --> 00:59:42.809
They got some, man. I can look them up. Well,

00:59:42.809 --> 00:59:45.269
I'm from, got all kinds of shit that you can

00:59:45.269 --> 00:59:47.989
run and stuff. And Huntsville, well, Huntsville

00:59:47.989 --> 00:59:50.929
and what is Bankhead? What is Bankhead? Who?

00:59:51.150 --> 00:59:54.030
Bankhead National Forest. I searched that up.

00:59:54.369 --> 00:59:57.190
Ain't that close to here? You can go to Montesano.

00:59:57.809 --> 01:00:00.210
Montesano. Yeah, I've always wanted to go to

01:00:00.210 --> 01:00:01.650
Montesano. Have you been? It's real pretty up

01:00:01.650 --> 01:00:03.230
there. I haven't. Is it? It's nice. Good hiking

01:00:03.230 --> 01:00:06.969
and stuff? Oh, yeah. And waterfalls up in Montesano?

01:00:07.190 --> 01:00:11.300
Not that I've seen, but. There might be. Huh,

01:00:11.440 --> 01:00:14.219
where is that at? Location, though. Brandon,

01:00:15.260 --> 01:00:17.139
you just be careful when you go to these parks,

01:00:17.219 --> 01:00:19.960
man. Why? Because you, like, you know, your condition.

01:00:20.570 --> 01:00:23.010
What condition? Where you attract certain groups

01:00:23.010 --> 01:00:26.110
of people. What kind of group? Don't lay me on

01:00:26.110 --> 01:00:29.550
red on that. What kind of groups of people? Brandon

01:00:29.550 --> 01:00:34.070
has an ability to attract child predators in

01:00:34.070 --> 01:00:36.969
his direction. Oh, okay. I can see that. I can

01:00:36.969 --> 01:00:40.170
see that. I can see that. His childlike innocence.

01:00:40.369 --> 01:00:46.139
I know. Yeah, he's ready for grooming. He's ready

01:00:46.139 --> 01:00:50.119
to get groomed. Take him to the groomers. Yeah.

01:00:51.639 --> 01:00:53.880
I guess Slaughter Road, I heard there's a good

01:00:53.880 --> 01:00:58.039
trail of slaughter. So where's Bankhead at? An

01:00:58.039 --> 01:01:01.440
hour away from here. Oh, okay. So, but Montesano,

01:01:01.800 --> 01:01:05.440
yeah. That's pretty close. I know my mom's house.

01:01:05.480 --> 01:01:07.719
It's like, I just got to go down there. Is it

01:01:07.719 --> 01:01:10.840
a mountain? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Did he run up that

01:01:10.840 --> 01:01:13.800
bad boy? Paid or not? I don't think it's paved.

01:01:13.900 --> 01:01:16.800
Is it paved? No. Not paved at all? No. Not the

01:01:16.800 --> 01:01:19.360
trail. More good ankle support then. Hell yeah.

01:01:19.559 --> 01:01:21.840
I imagine you don't smoke because you're going

01:01:21.840 --> 01:01:24.219
to be a firefighter, right? No weed. Yeah. Well,

01:01:24.300 --> 01:01:26.880
that's great. I like smoking when I get high.

01:01:27.900 --> 01:01:32.960
You like smoking when you get high? Yeah, yeah.

01:01:33.019 --> 01:01:36.519
Ding, ding. Yeah. No, I like smoking and getting

01:01:36.519 --> 01:01:39.010
high and running. I like swimming. Okay, okay.

01:01:39.170 --> 01:01:42.210
Yeah. Yeah, I like that. Brandon, you can do

01:01:42.210 --> 01:01:44.610
that right there, the date night scavenger hunt

01:01:44.610 --> 01:01:47.309
in Noble Springs, dude. You run around, find

01:01:47.309 --> 01:01:51.510
some stuff, get a date in. Go geocaching. Let's

01:01:51.510 --> 01:01:54.210
see what that's about. What's geocaching? It's

01:01:54.210 --> 01:01:56.929
what older people do. Well, that's right up my

01:01:56.929 --> 01:02:00.349
alley. Yeah, you're an old soul, aren't you?

01:02:00.349 --> 01:02:03.409
Yeah, he's the youngest. I'm like 50. Hell yeah.

01:02:04.530 --> 01:02:06.429
Dom, you should do this on the first date. What

01:02:06.429 --> 01:02:08.789
is this double spring scavenger hunt? You don't

01:02:08.789 --> 01:02:10.730
want to see me run on the first date. It would

01:02:10.730 --> 01:02:15.190
be bad. Or even get tired. What's going to happen?

01:02:16.489 --> 01:02:19.010
Regardless. We need to be in a nice air conditioning

01:02:19.010 --> 01:02:24.690
room. Please read it for me. Double up on adventure

01:02:24.690 --> 01:02:28.570
and spring into action with Double Springs Alabama

01:02:28.570 --> 01:02:32.550
Scavenger Hunt. This lively quest. We'll have

01:02:32.550 --> 01:02:35.650
you exploring the downtown neighborhoods like

01:02:35.650 --> 01:02:39.010
never before. Unearthing hidden gems and intriguing

01:02:39.010 --> 01:02:42.429
stories. Don't worry about getting lost. We promise

01:02:42.429 --> 01:02:47.349
no deja vu stops at two Indianas. No, my bad.

01:02:47.389 --> 01:02:49.090
Two Indians. I don't know where Indiana came

01:02:49.090 --> 01:02:54.590
from. Two Indians or elementary. Signage. Is

01:02:54.590 --> 01:02:56.469
that what that is right there? Signage. Signage.

01:02:56.530 --> 01:02:59.469
This is crazy. Why can't you just say the shit?

01:03:00.349 --> 01:03:04.050
Just exhilarating discoveries woven throughout

01:03:04.050 --> 01:03:07.809
the charming town. Prepared a serenade by the

01:03:07.809 --> 01:03:11.329
musical historical Seabourn, M. Denson, and Thomas

01:03:11.329 --> 01:03:18.849
J. Denson as your journey through the harmonious

01:03:18.849 --> 01:03:22.380
streets. that make Double Action Springs, Alabama

01:03:22.380 --> 01:03:25.019
Scavengers such an unforgettable event. Where

01:03:25.019 --> 01:03:27.559
did action come from? That's not what that is.

01:03:27.760 --> 01:03:32.099
It just says Double Springs. They don't have

01:03:32.099 --> 01:03:34.239
Reagan on the damn test. I know, right? They

01:03:34.239 --> 01:03:38.880
don't have Reagan on the damn test. I think he's

01:03:38.880 --> 01:03:42.460
got a great heart. I think he's a good dude.

01:03:42.579 --> 01:03:45.800
I think he would do great for this. I think he'd

01:03:45.800 --> 01:03:50.699
be great for the community. I really do. I know

01:03:50.699 --> 01:03:56.380
you're going to do great, buddy. Dude, he's going

01:03:56.380 --> 01:03:58.800
to get so many donations for the fire department,

01:03:58.900 --> 01:04:02.219
dude. Go fund me. Yeah, he's going to be crying.

01:04:02.400 --> 01:04:05.019
He's going to be getting a tip bucket. How many

01:04:05.019 --> 01:04:07.039
times has Brandon been hit with a bless your

01:04:07.039 --> 01:04:10.360
heart in his life? All my life. All your life?

01:04:10.679 --> 01:04:12.940
Probably. What do you mean? You don't remember?

01:04:13.199 --> 01:04:14.719
I mean, there's people that probably said it

01:04:14.719 --> 01:04:17.760
when I walk away. I don't know. Bless his heart.

01:04:18.079 --> 01:04:20.000
Hey, bless his heart. Bless his heart. These

01:04:20.000 --> 01:04:21.760
don't go far. You got through that. We don't

01:04:21.760 --> 01:04:24.320
know how far. Yeah, we made it. Yeah. Well, hold

01:04:24.320 --> 01:04:25.980
on. Did you get the last sentence? Oh, yeah.

01:04:26.019 --> 01:04:28.099
You're right on. Let's finish this. Okay. So

01:04:28.099 --> 01:04:31.300
grab your friends, put on your detective hats,

01:04:31.360 --> 01:04:34.280
and create lifelong memories all while explaining

01:04:34.280 --> 01:04:38.000
the vibrant spirit of Devil Springs and thrilling.

01:04:39.099 --> 01:04:41.800
The fun -filled way. Okay. So get your tickets

01:04:41.800 --> 01:04:45.800
now and begin your exciting escape. Escape. What

01:04:45.800 --> 01:04:50.340
the fuck? In the frailing southern gym. So this

01:04:50.340 --> 01:04:52.079
is supposed to be normal for normal people, and

01:04:52.079 --> 01:04:56.079
they had no idea. That's the shit. This is AI.

01:04:57.340 --> 01:04:59.659
Why you gotta be this classy? Like, I'm just

01:04:59.659 --> 01:05:01.659
trying to... He said it's supposed to be normal.

01:05:03.079 --> 01:05:07.599
My goodness, don't kids read this? For a date

01:05:07.599 --> 01:05:10.940
night? Oh, yeah, you're right. My bad. Oh, yeah,

01:05:11.039 --> 01:05:12.559
my bad. It's a date night. You're trying to be

01:05:12.559 --> 01:05:15.760
a scrab again. Oh, dude. Ask ChatGPT what grade

01:05:15.760 --> 01:05:18.800
level that's written in. Yeah, crop it. Let's

01:05:18.800 --> 01:05:22.940
see. What do you got? I guess. 10th grade. 10th

01:05:22.940 --> 01:05:26.679
grade? 10th grade. What do you think it is? I'd

01:05:26.679 --> 01:05:31.780
say 8th. All right. I'm going to go. I think

01:05:31.780 --> 01:05:34.460
it's. I'm going to go 9th. I'm going to go in

01:05:34.460 --> 01:05:38.880
the middle. There we go. Split it. Split the

01:05:38.880 --> 01:05:46.699
coconut. What did you guess, Don? 9th. He prices

01:05:46.699 --> 01:05:53.159
right. Yeah, I do think 10th is right. If it's

01:05:53.159 --> 01:05:56.719
5th, I'm going to be so pissed off. 7th and 9th.

01:05:56.900 --> 01:06:00.159
Oh, we both got it. Oh, shit. Let's go. Let's

01:06:00.159 --> 01:06:02.679
go. I was struggling at that time. But check

01:06:02.679 --> 01:06:05.360
Alabama education. Oh, yeah. Dude, you were exactly

01:06:05.360 --> 01:06:11.960
right. Alabama education. It's going to be doctorate.

01:06:15.179 --> 01:06:19.719
9th through 10th now. Are you fucking serious?

01:06:20.400 --> 01:06:25.739
Grade level? That's good to know. Die through

01:06:25.739 --> 01:06:30.860
10th. Hold on. There's a different scale for

01:06:30.860 --> 01:06:34.960
Alabama? That is wild. I did not know that. I

01:06:34.960 --> 01:06:40.480
didn't either. I do now. That's awful. New York?

01:06:40.559 --> 01:06:43.690
Say rank the school systems. What's the worst

01:06:43.690 --> 01:06:44.929
school system? Yeah, what's the worst school

01:06:44.929 --> 01:06:46.090
system in America? What state has the worst school

01:06:46.090 --> 01:06:47.369
system? Yeah, yeah, there you go, there you go.

01:06:47.389 --> 01:06:48.789
It's either Alabama or Mississippi. It's definitely

01:06:48.789 --> 01:06:51.610
in the south. It's definitely down here. Yeah,

01:06:51.610 --> 01:06:53.630
probably. Isn't it Mississippi? Is Mississippi

01:06:53.630 --> 01:06:55.809
the poorest state, though? I think they're the

01:06:55.809 --> 01:06:58.409
poorest state. I think so. Well, Brad Farr still

01:06:58.409 --> 01:07:01.449
got some money out of them. Yeah, hell yeah,

01:07:01.469 --> 01:07:03.929
he did. Wow, okay, so New Mexico and Mississippi.

01:07:04.210 --> 01:07:06.909
Not even that bottom two. That's good. We're

01:07:06.909 --> 01:07:10.590
probably number three. You got Kentucky in there.

01:07:10.989 --> 01:07:13.989
Louisiana. Louisiana. I can't see them being

01:07:13.989 --> 01:07:17.309
too far up. They got LSU, though, right? Well,

01:07:17.309 --> 01:07:19.489
no. I mean, that's just a school. You're right.

01:07:19.550 --> 01:07:21.730
You're right. Yeah, before the college is the

01:07:21.730 --> 01:07:23.969
real struggle push right there. That's what makes

01:07:23.969 --> 01:07:26.369
it great. Well, not in bottom two, so. Let's

01:07:26.369 --> 01:07:29.230
go. At least better than Mexico. I mean, New

01:07:29.230 --> 01:07:32.030
Mexico. New Mexico. Mexico, too. Yeah, New Mexico.

01:07:32.210 --> 01:07:34.690
Mississippi. Y 'all ever been out west? Nope.

01:07:35.070 --> 01:07:38.530
Yeah. Have you worked? Yellowstone. Dude. The

01:07:38.530 --> 01:07:41.329
Rockies. All right, so tell me about Yellowstone

01:07:41.329 --> 01:07:43.130
and the Rockies. I want to go up this bucket

01:07:43.130 --> 01:07:46.289
list for me. He got left there when he was a

01:07:46.289 --> 01:07:49.030
kid, and he grew up in... Joe Dirt. Hey, Joe

01:07:49.030 --> 01:07:51.769
Dirt. Hey, Joe Dirt is way through life. Well,

01:07:51.869 --> 01:07:54.489
look at you now. I'm right here, dude. Yeah.

01:07:54.510 --> 01:07:58.170
Clown College podcast. Not doing well. So has

01:07:58.170 --> 01:08:02.760
Yellowstone got... It's the big waterfall and

01:08:02.760 --> 01:08:05.239
the geyser, right? Yeah, Old Faithful. Old Faithful,

01:08:05.239 --> 01:08:08.980
okay. Yosemite has got the down... Trees. Yeah.

01:08:09.099 --> 01:08:11.920
The big -ass trees. The sequoias? That's what

01:08:11.920 --> 01:08:13.820
I want to say. Have you ever seen them? No, I

01:08:13.820 --> 01:08:17.020
didn't go out there. Damn. So how was Yellowstone?

01:08:17.180 --> 01:08:19.539
Yellowstone was awesome, dude. They got big -ass

01:08:19.539 --> 01:08:21.960
animals. Like, I seen a grizzly bear. Oh, no.

01:08:22.060 --> 01:08:26.720
A wolf. Did you camp out there? My grandma took

01:08:26.720 --> 01:08:29.680
me on a bus tour when I was like 14. Me and a

01:08:29.680 --> 01:08:33.619
whole bunch of senior citizens. We went for like

01:08:33.619 --> 01:08:36.880
16 days on this bus tour out west. We went to

01:08:36.880 --> 01:08:40.060
Rocky's Yellowstone, like the Amana colonies

01:08:40.060 --> 01:08:43.100
in Iowa and all that shit. And Pokemon Go, it

01:08:43.100 --> 01:08:45.039
just came out. So I was really just trying to

01:08:45.039 --> 01:08:47.939
catch all the Pokemon I could. Oh, shit. You

01:08:47.939 --> 01:08:49.819
was catching the shit out of them. Oh, hell yeah.

01:08:50.100 --> 01:08:52.800
They're beautiful out there, but Pokemon Go,

01:08:52.840 --> 01:08:55.920
I like that more. did y 'all stop a lot for people

01:08:55.920 --> 01:08:58.100
to piss though with all them senior citizens

01:08:58.100 --> 01:09:01.159
oh yeah it was bad it was constant because they

01:09:01.159 --> 01:09:04.640
can't control did they mess themselves not that

01:09:04.640 --> 01:09:06.699
I was aware of but they come prepared on long

01:09:06.699 --> 01:09:09.819
term trips I think the Knoxville tours and the

01:09:09.819 --> 01:09:12.600
Depends have like a grand deal but some old people

01:09:12.600 --> 01:09:16.560
she refuses Like, she wasn't wearing the tube

01:09:16.560 --> 01:09:18.640
prideful to wear them. Yeah. I'm like, dude,

01:09:18.720 --> 01:09:20.479
I'd wear one right now if I was going to, like,

01:09:20.539 --> 01:09:21.699
a game. I was thinking about it. I could use

01:09:21.699 --> 01:09:24.539
one right now. Yeah. I could fucking use a diaper

01:09:24.539 --> 01:09:26.840
right now. When you're at, like, games and shit.

01:09:27.289 --> 01:09:29.949
I mean, you just don't want to piss on you. But

01:09:29.949 --> 01:09:31.590
if they got a good brand that you can just piss

01:09:31.590 --> 01:09:33.869
on, yeah. You don't want to fucking run out.

01:09:34.069 --> 01:09:35.869
You might miss a play. Especially if it's cold.

01:09:36.090 --> 01:09:38.909
That's another sponsor idea. Motherfucker, there's

01:09:38.909 --> 01:09:41.689
another sponsor idea. One that you piss in and

01:09:41.689 --> 01:09:43.609
you can, like, unclick it and empty it into the...

01:09:43.609 --> 01:09:45.729
Yeah, that's how you can market it to the youth.

01:09:45.909 --> 01:09:48.130
That's how you can market it to the youth. And

01:09:48.130 --> 01:09:51.619
everybody would. Yeah. I mean, not like the youth

01:09:51.619 --> 01:09:54.399
that has to have diapers, but like everybody.

01:09:54.460 --> 01:09:57.539
Once they go to concerts and shit. I wear it.

01:09:57.899 --> 01:10:01.739
Hell, yeah, man. Yeah, I definitely wear it.

01:10:01.819 --> 01:10:03.579
All right, Tyler, we appreciate you having so

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much on. He put the ghostly Muhammad Ali back.

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You got anything to promote? Anything you want

01:10:09.039 --> 01:10:11.779
to say? Oh, I've got a show next Saturday that

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I'm hosting in Anniston. It's Sinclair Social,

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May 3rd at 8 p .m. We got Syfy. And Charles Hood.

01:10:21.050 --> 01:10:24.850
Charles was requested. Charles is a monster.

01:10:24.850 --> 01:10:26.829
I wanted Syfy on the show because I fucking love

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Syfy and I know that he's a beast. He's going

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to headline. Well, go last. He's going to go

01:10:33.130 --> 01:10:38.810
last on it. Took away your headline. I did tell

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Syfy, I said, hey man, you want to do 20 to 30

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minutes? He said, well, hell yeah. I was like,

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I know he can do it. He's going to be doing 20

01:10:47.479 --> 01:10:49.960
to 30 minutes. Charles is going to do 15. And

01:10:49.960 --> 01:10:54.600
if he's crushing, which I know he will, he can

01:10:54.600 --> 01:10:58.659
do 20. Hell yeah. And I know he can do 20. But

01:10:58.659 --> 01:11:03.619
it's at Sinclair Social at 8 p .m. this Saturday,

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May 3rd, in Anniston, Alabama. And after that

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is an open mic. It's an open mic, and I don't

01:11:11.960 --> 01:11:13.579
think a lot of people are going to show up for

01:11:13.579 --> 01:11:16.260
it, but if a lot of people ain't and some veteran

01:11:16.260 --> 01:11:19.180
comics want to get up and do some time, work

01:11:19.180 --> 01:11:21.819
out some new stuff, that would be the place to

01:11:21.819 --> 01:11:24.779
do it. Okay, hell yeah. All right, check them

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out. What's your pod? The No Insurance Podcast,

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right now on Spotify and Facebook, but Spotify.

01:11:34.380 --> 01:11:39.000
Spotify, and we're only sound right now. hell

01:11:39.000 --> 01:11:42.770
yeah we're getting shit as we go In this economy,

01:11:42.890 --> 01:11:45.310
you have to. You have to. You fucking have to.

01:11:45.409 --> 01:11:47.869
And I love y 'all's setup, by the way. Appreciate

01:11:47.869 --> 01:11:49.789
it, man. I'm proud of you guys, and y 'all was

01:11:49.789 --> 01:11:52.729
great to talk to, and it was a privilege to be

01:11:52.729 --> 01:11:54.250
on here. Man, it's a privilege to have you, buddy.

01:11:54.250 --> 01:11:57.289
I mean that, or I wouldn't fucking say it, man.

01:11:57.329 --> 01:11:59.710
Hell yeah. It was a pleasure talking to you guys.

01:11:59.909 --> 01:12:01.770
Hell yeah. This was great, man. We appreciate

01:12:01.770 --> 01:12:04.710
it. Go check them out. Tyler Pereira. Hold on.

01:12:04.810 --> 01:12:08.750
I know. Gonorrhea. Gonorrhea. Yeah, man. Gonorrhea.

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I did. There we are. We good? Hate Scrappy -Doo.