1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,800 This week on Clown College. 2 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:10,200 But JJ, you're gonna have to change that instrument, man. 3 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:13,400 Triangle, I'm telling you, as a triangle player, that's a dark road. 4 00:00:13,900 --> 00:00:15,100 You don't want to do it. 5 00:00:15,100 --> 00:00:15,800 I don't know. 6 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:17,900 I had a mental breakdown playing the triangle, man. 7 00:00:17,900 --> 00:00:18,900 You don't want to play the triangle. 8 00:00:18,900 --> 00:00:19,500 What happened? 9 00:00:19,500 --> 00:00:20,100 What happened? 10 00:00:20,100 --> 00:00:22,800 I never told anybody about this man. 11 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:24,500 I don't think you told it on here. 12 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:29,800 Welcome to Clown College. 13 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:33,100 We have profound knowledge in many ways to elevate and make your sound polished. 14 00:00:33,100 --> 00:00:37,500 So if you want to hear a little honest, few takes on a ways to make it as a comic, 15 00:00:37,500 --> 00:00:39,800 then stick around for a while to fit down to Clown. 16 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:42,100 We got the guests right now just to show you how. 17 00:00:44,300 --> 00:00:46,900 Let's all go to Clown College, baby. 18 00:00:48,500 --> 00:00:51,300 It's with Brandon, Willis, Don, and JJ. 19 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:55,800 Let's all go to Clown College, baby. 20 00:00:55,800 --> 00:01:00,100 It's with Brandon, Willis, Don, and JJ. 21 00:01:00,100 --> 00:01:01,700 Hey. 22 00:01:01,700 --> 00:01:28,900 You know what else leads to early onset dementia that I've read is like, 23 00:01:28,900 --> 00:01:31,300 I don't know if this is true. 24 00:01:31,300 --> 00:01:39,700 But I read once that relying on your GPS too much could lead to early dementia. 25 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:40,400 No way. 26 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:43,900 Because you're not using the navigation portion of your brain. 27 00:01:43,900 --> 00:01:45,500 You're just letting something else do it. 28 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:46,000 Yeah. 29 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:46,700 We're fucked. 30 00:01:46,700 --> 00:01:50,500 But I don't know how that gets from A to B. 31 00:01:50,500 --> 00:01:51,500 It gets from that to dementia. 32 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:56,800 I think that's right because I work where I have to drive and I 100% use my GPS. 33 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:59,000 Now I do this every day for a year, go to the same spot. 34 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:03,100 And some places I need a GPS even though I've been there so many times. 35 00:02:03,100 --> 00:02:05,700 I am very reliant on my GPS. 36 00:02:05,700 --> 00:02:06,200 You are? 37 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:07,100 Yeah, it's bad. 38 00:02:07,100 --> 00:02:09,000 I mean, I've lived in Austin for two years. 39 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,500 I still use it all the time. 40 00:02:10,500 --> 00:02:13,400 But it's a big city too. 41 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:14,200 Yeah. 42 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:14,900 Oh, yeah. 43 00:02:14,900 --> 00:02:20,000 How long does it take you like to go from like where you're at to where you need to go? 44 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,100 Oh. 45 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:23,500 But most places like an average. 46 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:27,400 I mean, from where I live, the cool thing about the Austin comedy scene is 47 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:31,700 from where I live to downtown is 10 minutes. 48 00:02:31,700 --> 00:02:39,700 But then once I'm parked downtown, I within walking distance of the comedy mothership, 49 00:02:39,700 --> 00:02:47,800 Sunset Strip, The Creek in the Cave, Black Rabbit, all these like there's shows at the Yupp Lounge, 50 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:49,700 Vulcan Gas Company. 51 00:02:49,700 --> 00:02:53,000 Like there's all these places within walking distance. 52 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:58,900 And then, you know, you got to scoot away for if you like the scoot. 53 00:02:58,900 --> 00:03:00,500 I like a scoot. 54 00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:03,300 You got to put the scooters that they have. 55 00:03:03,300 --> 00:03:04,200 Oh, yeah. 56 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:05,200 Okay. 57 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:06,200 You like the scoots. 58 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:06,700 I like them. 59 00:03:06,700 --> 00:03:07,900 I won't touch them. 60 00:03:07,900 --> 00:03:11,500 Dude, and my ex-girlfriend shit all over them. 61 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:14,900 Like she was just like it was cool to hate them because she was like, no, they're still wearing them. 62 00:03:14,900 --> 00:03:15,900 You got to do that. 63 00:03:15,900 --> 00:03:17,700 No, you just got to bend it out. 64 00:03:17,700 --> 00:03:19,300 I've never been on this side of the fucking. 65 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:20,100 Hey Toot. 66 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:20,700 What up? 67 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:22,500 My sweet boy. 68 00:03:22,500 --> 00:03:23,500 What was I talking about? 69 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:25,900 Hey Zee, the man, the myth, the legend behind this pod. 70 00:03:25,900 --> 00:03:27,900 Motherfucker dumb car. 71 00:03:27,900 --> 00:03:28,800 What was I talking about? 72 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:29,600 I feel like I was talking about. 73 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:34,300 You're talking about your ex says she hated something. 74 00:03:34,300 --> 00:03:35,800 Oh, the fucking scooters. 75 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:36,500 The scooters, yeah. 76 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:37,500 I'm with her though. 77 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:38,400 I mean, what do you hate? 78 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:39,200 Fun? 79 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:41,000 Do you hate enjoying life? 80 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:47,000 You hate feeling the wind going through your hair for like $3 if you're just going a couple miles. 81 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,800 And I like it. 82 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:51,900 Sometimes I get downtown late. 83 00:03:51,900 --> 00:03:54,600 I got to get to Sunset Strip in like four minutes. 84 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:57,800 I could park at the bridge and sprint. 85 00:03:57,800 --> 00:03:59,800 Yeah, that is true. 86 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:01,200 Or Marty McFly that motherfucker. 87 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:02,200 I could get a scoot. 88 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:03,800 I get a scoot. 89 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:04,600 I'm there. 90 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:08,200 You know, I feel the wind in my hair right before I go in. 91 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:09,700 That's just a bonus. 92 00:04:09,700 --> 00:04:11,100 But I love a scooter. 93 00:04:11,100 --> 00:04:11,900 It's dangerous. 94 00:04:11,900 --> 00:04:15,000 You're going to feel concrete in your side of the face. 95 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:15,500 No, I'm good. 96 00:04:15,500 --> 00:04:16,900 I've never wrecked one. 97 00:04:16,900 --> 00:04:18,900 But have you seen people wreck them though? 98 00:04:18,900 --> 00:04:20,400 I've never. 99 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:21,000 Really? 100 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:21,500 No. 101 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:22,400 That's actually crazy. 102 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:26,400 But my friend, I have a friend who has a friend. 103 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:31,200 Like everybody knows somebody who like knocked theirself the fuck out on one, you know? 104 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:31,900 Yeah. 105 00:04:31,900 --> 00:04:33,200 But it's never happened to me. 106 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:34,200 I'm agile though. 107 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:35,900 I'm light. 108 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:36,400 You know? 109 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:37,100 Like a feather. 110 00:04:37,100 --> 00:04:38,400 I'm like a feather. 111 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:39,200 I'm zoned in. 112 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:43,200 Dude, I'm mindful because I've wrecked things my whole life. 113 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:44,400 That's like what I've done. 114 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:45,600 I had this scar. 115 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:46,300 Shit Dom. 116 00:04:46,300 --> 00:04:46,700 Sorry. 117 00:04:46,700 --> 00:04:47,800 Fuck that camera. 118 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:48,700 Oh damn. 119 00:04:48,700 --> 00:04:49,900 That was tight. 120 00:04:49,900 --> 00:04:51,800 You see how fucking fast my reaction is. 121 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:52,600 That was pretty cool. 122 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:53,400 You need to show that. 123 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:55,700 You need to edit in that. 124 00:04:55,700 --> 00:04:57,100 Yeah, that film in man. 125 00:04:57,100 --> 00:05:00,200 No, that would put a cool effect on it. 126 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:00,600 Damn. 127 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:07,100 So Dom, what do you think is the leading reason you're worried about these scooters and riding them? 128 00:05:07,100 --> 00:05:12,200 Well, because if you can walk it, you might as well because you got too many factors. 129 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:13,000 It's on two wheels. 130 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,400 You got to balance yourself. 131 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:17,500 And then you got people who just walk out. 132 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:17,900 You know? 133 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:21,600 If everybody's not paying attention, so you're not just driving for yourself. 134 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:23,200 You drive for everybody else. 135 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:24,800 Well, that's for sure. 136 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:25,800 But you take it easy. 137 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:29,600 I take alleyways all the way from I park for free under this bridge. 138 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:30,500 It sounded creepier. 139 00:05:30,500 --> 00:05:31,500 They did start. 140 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:34,600 They did start ticketing it recently. 141 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:35,200 Damn. 142 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:36,600 If you left your shit or what? 143 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:37,600 Under the bridge. 144 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:39,700 Yeah, it's where I've been parking ever since I moved there. 145 00:05:39,700 --> 00:05:44,000 Two years I've been parking there for free and they started ticketing comics and shit. 146 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,800 Or trolls. 147 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:54,500 Well, anyway, I got in the fucking I get on the scoot and I can get to work all the way through alleyways going full blast. 148 00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:56,800 I just have to like check my shit at Rhodes. 149 00:05:56,800 --> 00:06:00,000 Obviously, the guy breaks. 150 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,600 I take it easy. 151 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:04,300 I don't nobody's ever in the alleyway and I go. 152 00:06:04,300 --> 00:06:11,800 I mean, I make it to sunset from that bridge by creaking the cave to sunset strip in like four minutes. 153 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:13,000 Four minutes. 154 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:13,500 Damn. 155 00:06:13,500 --> 00:06:14,300 Hold on. 156 00:06:14,300 --> 00:06:15,100 That's not that far. 157 00:06:15,100 --> 00:06:19,800 Oh, I mean, yeah, but it's like eight minute walk. 158 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:21,200 It's an eight minute walk. 159 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:21,800 Probably. 160 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:22,800 Yeah, actually, you're right. 161 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:25,000 And I'm probably getting there quicker than four minutes. 162 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,600 It's like it's no time. 163 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:27,800 I get what you're saying. 164 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:29,800 You can bounce out. 165 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:31,600 Yeah, it's an eight minute scoot. 166 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:34,600 Sometimes you and then whipping from spot to spot. 167 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:41,000 Some of the clubs are a little further away like East Austin and but they're Roscoe's comedy club. 168 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,800 Great clubs are there and they're a little bit of a walk. 169 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:45,600 Grab a scooter. 170 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:46,600 Get a scooter. 171 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:48,300 Yeah, I'll get dude. 172 00:06:48,300 --> 00:06:49,400 Put away your pride. 173 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:53,200 If you think you're too cool for a scooter, you're not too cool for a scooter. 174 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:54,100 Go fuck yourself. 175 00:06:54,100 --> 00:06:55,400 Yeah, it's so much for you. 176 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:57,100 Hate like you don't enjoy life. 177 00:06:57,100 --> 00:06:58,800 Enjoy something. 178 00:06:58,800 --> 00:06:59,600 Sure. 179 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:00,900 You might crack your head open. 180 00:07:00,900 --> 00:07:01,700 Don't do it drunk. 181 00:07:01,700 --> 00:07:03,800 And if you're wondering what a scooter looks like. 182 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:05,800 Yeah, that's my favorite one right at a raise. 183 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:10,100 That's not that's not what you know that we're not. 184 00:07:10,100 --> 00:07:10,400 Hold on. 185 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:10,800 Brandon. 186 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:12,500 Is this what you thought we were? 187 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:15,400 Did I did this entire time? 188 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:17,100 This is what you thought we were talking about. 189 00:07:17,100 --> 00:07:18,800 Yeah, this is why I used to ride the Razor scooter. 190 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:20,800 So we were talking about those. 191 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:23,600 Have you ever seen those electric scooters? 192 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:24,900 Yeah, put that in. 193 00:07:24,900 --> 00:07:29,800 You scan the QR code with the app and then it's like, all right, get your ass to work. 194 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:32,500 You can just drop it off and then you just drop it anywhere. 195 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:34,000 Take a picture of it going to work. 196 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,300 Wait, like this one? 197 00:07:35,300 --> 00:07:37,800 Yeah, it's not like that. 198 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:43,000 Oh, bird. Oh, bird. Okay. Let me search a bird. 199 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:46,500 I actually use lime, but yeah, bird like that. 200 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:47,200 Yeah, like that. 201 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,200 Oh, shit. 202 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:49,000 It's like solar power. 203 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,400 So they're just all over the streets in Austin. 204 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:54,800 You can just QR code scan one. 205 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:55,900 They're so convenient. 206 00:07:55,900 --> 00:08:01,900 Getting from when you got five, dude, there are comics doing five spots in a night, you know, in Austin. 207 00:08:01,900 --> 00:08:03,000 And just like this guy. 208 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:06,600 And if you don't know, if you're in Austin, hop your ass on a scooter. 209 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:09,000 Follow Brent Reed. Find out where he's at. 210 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,300 Dude, this guy's amazing. 211 00:08:10,300 --> 00:08:14,000 When I went, we just went down to Austin the other day, saw him hosting. 212 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,100 He's everywhere. 213 00:08:15,100 --> 00:08:16,300 Fucking go see him. 214 00:08:16,300 --> 00:08:16,800 Hell yeah. 215 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,200 Thanks, man. Thanks, buddy. 216 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:19,200 Yeah, it's been fun. 217 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:19,900 It's been fun. 218 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:21,200 But yeah, the scooter is... 219 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:23,600 Back to the... 220 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:24,900 I'm just kidding. 221 00:08:24,900 --> 00:08:26,300 We can talk about something else. 222 00:08:26,300 --> 00:08:29,100 That was an autistic rant on the scooter. 223 00:08:29,100 --> 00:08:30,500 I was just trying to let people know who you are. 224 00:08:30,500 --> 00:08:33,000 I'm so high. 225 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:33,700 I'm very high. 226 00:08:33,700 --> 00:08:36,600 I don't normally talk about scooters for 45 minutes. 227 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:39,700 It means he's high in life because he's glad to be back in Huntsville. 228 00:08:39,700 --> 00:08:41,500 We have Brent Reed, everybody. 229 00:08:41,500 --> 00:08:42,800 Brent Reed, make some noise. 230 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:43,700 Do the clap. 231 00:08:43,700 --> 00:08:44,500 Yay. 232 00:08:44,500 --> 00:08:45,700 That only we can hear. 233 00:08:45,700 --> 00:08:47,300 Nose is running. 234 00:08:47,300 --> 00:08:48,400 Yeah, you need something? 235 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:49,900 Oh, don't let Dante hear you. 236 00:08:49,900 --> 00:08:50,500 There we go. 237 00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:51,600 We'll get it. 238 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:52,400 You want me to get a... 239 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:53,000 I'll get a tissue? 240 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:53,600 It'll be fine. 241 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:54,600 Yeah. 242 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:56,600 Get you right. 243 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:57,700 I look like a psycho. 244 00:08:57,700 --> 00:09:04,700 We're gonna cut this part. 245 00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:28,700 Come over here. 246 00:09:28,700 --> 00:09:29,700 Come over here. 247 00:09:29,700 --> 00:09:30,700 Damn. 248 00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:32,700 You know I got to come over here. 249 00:09:44,700 --> 00:09:46,700 All right. 250 00:09:46,700 --> 00:09:49,700 My name is Brandon Willis and this is the PSA. 251 00:09:49,700 --> 00:09:57,600 You know, 15 to 10% of Americans like to go on in their butt ass naked and just sit in the bathroom with the doors unlocked and shit. 252 00:09:57,600 --> 00:09:58,100 Right? 253 00:09:58,100 --> 00:10:00,700 So you just slide on in, right? 254 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:02,300 And you know, let me tell you something. 255 00:10:02,300 --> 00:10:03,500 That shit ain't right. 256 00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:04,500 I feel like it's wrong as hell. 257 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:05,700 Look what the fuck happened to him. 258 00:10:05,700 --> 00:10:06,800 He walked in there. 259 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:07,900 I walked in there. 260 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:10,900 And now look, I had to stab the fuck out of him. 261 00:10:10,900 --> 00:10:11,700 Stab the shit out of him. 262 00:10:11,700 --> 00:10:12,800 It was sad. 263 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:13,200 It was hard. 264 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:14,300 I didn't want to do it, but guess what? 265 00:10:14,300 --> 00:10:15,700 It was a man called, bruh. 266 00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:17,900 I had to go up in there, shank him, stab him. 267 00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:19,100 Because guess what, man? 268 00:10:19,100 --> 00:10:20,500 You can't come in my house. 269 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:22,300 Man, you come in there butt naked and shit. 270 00:10:22,300 --> 00:10:24,500 I mean, hey, man, that's all right to do, but lock the door. 271 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:25,500 And he didn't lock the door. 272 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:28,000 So kids, guess what, man? I'm sorry. 273 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,800 I know you in school traumatizing and shit, but guess what? 274 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:31,900 Lock your fucking doors. 275 00:10:31,900 --> 00:10:34,300 But this will be you, man. 276 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:35,200 All of that. 277 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:36,700 Bloody hands for no reason. 278 00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:38,200 So good night. 279 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:39,000 Go kiss your parents. 280 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:39,900 Do whatever you got to do. 281 00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:40,400 I'm out. 282 00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:52,200 Thank you for the tow up, baby. 283 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:55,300 I said this is a Pro Hitler podcast on multiple occasions. 284 00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:56,800 You can say anything you want on here. 285 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:57,300 Hell yeah. 286 00:10:57,300 --> 00:10:58,600 It's been wild. 287 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:00,100 And I watched it back and said, I probably 288 00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:01,300 shouldn't have said that. 289 00:11:01,300 --> 00:11:04,300 And then Alex made a short cut of it. 290 00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:05,100 I made a super cut. 291 00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:05,900 We'll watch it after. 292 00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:06,800 We'll watch it after. 293 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:07,700 And it's great. 294 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:08,500 Really good. 295 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:10,800 He says it like a lot. 296 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,300 You'll just have to see it. 297 00:11:12,300 --> 00:11:13,700 Fans of the pot and all. 298 00:11:13,700 --> 00:11:15,700 In context, it's still just as bad. 299 00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:16,900 It's not any better. 300 00:11:16,900 --> 00:11:17,800 It's not any better. 301 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:18,900 It's actually probably worse. 302 00:11:18,900 --> 00:11:23,000 Yeah, I cut out details explaining. 303 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,100 But the Jews are cool. 304 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,900 Yeah. 305 00:11:25,900 --> 00:11:28,400 Hey, Dom, that makes you feel better on my way to work earlier. 306 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:31,300 There was this dude, and he kept doing like the How Hitler 307 00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:34,300 sign because dog, like his puppy. 308 00:11:34,300 --> 00:11:36,200 It's like the whole time I was at a stoplight, 309 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:37,300 and he just kept doing it. 310 00:11:37,300 --> 00:11:39,100 And how you feel about Hitler? 311 00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:39,700 I hate him. 312 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:41,100 I think he's horrible. 313 00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:44,300 He's pretty, yeah, he was a fucking loser. 314 00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:45,000 Piece of shit. 315 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,700 He was a fucking dweeb. 316 00:11:47,700 --> 00:11:48,200 Exactly. 317 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:49,400 And he only had one ball. 318 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:50,700 Or his ball was inside of him. 319 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:51,300 We don't know. 320 00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:52,300 He lost his testicle. 321 00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:52,900 Mm-hmm. 322 00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:55,700 He's a bad, very, very bad. 323 00:11:55,700 --> 00:11:56,400 He's a britch. 324 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:57,900 I just want to make sure everybody knows. 325 00:11:57,900 --> 00:12:00,800 I said he was bad. 326 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:03,500 So look, we do a show Dave Allina puts on the show called 327 00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:04,500 Hack and Forth, right? 328 00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:06,000 It's like Kill Tony. 329 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:06,500 OK. 330 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:09,200 And then he was like, it's in Langston, Alabama. 331 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:10,700 Now, I'm not from Alabama. 332 00:12:10,700 --> 00:12:12,700 Are you familiar with Langston, Alabama? 333 00:12:12,700 --> 00:12:14,400 I'm not familiar with Langston. 334 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,900 So it's past Gunnersville. 335 00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:18,100 Me and Brandon walked in. 336 00:12:18,100 --> 00:12:18,600 Yes. 337 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,300 Hey, the only ones. 338 00:12:20,300 --> 00:12:20,900 Only two. 339 00:12:20,900 --> 00:12:23,100 The only ones until you take a deep breath. 340 00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:24,400 It's me, Brandon, and this guy. 341 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:25,200 You take a deep breath. 342 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:26,300 Like, OK. 343 00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:30,400 So I'm not going to do anything I thought I was going to do. 344 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:31,300 So I get up there. 345 00:12:31,300 --> 00:12:34,500 And I do almost like I'm going to just do the I'm German and black. 346 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:35,000 Right? 347 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,100 I say I'm German and black. 348 00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:39,300 Somebody in the back goes, Hill Hitler. 349 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:40,700 No way. 350 00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:41,400 I swear to God. 351 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:42,700 He goes Hill Hitler. 352 00:12:42,700 --> 00:12:45,000 And I go, never heard that. 353 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,900 You know, I've never heard anybody say that. 354 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:49,100 But immediate, I got so scared. 355 00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:51,500 I'm just thinking, we got to get out of here. 356 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:52,300 You know what I'm saying? 357 00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:53,700 Like, we have to be able to leave. 358 00:12:53,700 --> 00:12:54,200 So then. 359 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:56,500 Somebody, holy shit. 360 00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,300 Not only Hill Hitler, but did the. 361 00:12:58,300 --> 00:13:03,300 What's the craziest thing you can think of for someone to heckle? 362 00:13:03,300 --> 00:13:05,500 That's the craziest one. 363 00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:06,700 Then he's doing the salute. 364 00:13:06,700 --> 00:13:09,700 The rest of the night, if you think something's funny, he does the salute. 365 00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:11,100 Mm-hmm. 366 00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:12,900 Is it some white dude? 367 00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:13,800 So I'll give you this. 368 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:15,800 The median age there was 76. 369 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:17,000 And he was one of the young guys. 370 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,100 And he was 60. 371 00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:19,000 You know what I mean? 372 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,400 Like, that's how this room was. 373 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:24,900 So it's like 30 to 40 of older people. 374 00:13:24,900 --> 00:13:25,400 Yes. 375 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:29,200 And then he was the young guy, but he was still like 55, 60. 376 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:31,100 And then afterwards, he was like, hey, we're the. 377 00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:31,900 It's him and his boy. 378 00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:33,300 He's like, hey, we're the Hill Hitler guys. 379 00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:35,800 I was like, hey. 380 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:36,900 It was like, hey, what's up? 381 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:40,400 He was like, he was like, yeah, we I lived in Germany for 10 years. 382 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:41,300 I did this. 383 00:13:41,300 --> 00:13:44,000 And then he's like, he's like, hey, we don't even like Hitler. 384 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,900 I'm like, yeah, me neither. 385 00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:47,600 Yeah, that was. 386 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:49,300 Dude, that's crazy. 387 00:13:49,300 --> 00:13:50,300 I swear to God. 388 00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:51,000 That was terrible. 389 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,200 That's crazy. 390 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:55,300 Lex and I will be coming back this February. 391 00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:59,800 I thought for sure that was going to end with them being actual Nazis. 392 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:01,500 And they're like, we're just fucking around. 393 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:02,000 Yeah. 394 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,100 We just like to say that. 395 00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:04,500 That was worse. 396 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:05,900 That's nuts. 397 00:14:05,900 --> 00:14:07,000 That's not where I thought that. 398 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,000 JJ! 399 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,500 JJ, man, how you? 400 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:10,200 What's going on? 401 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:10,900 I'm doing phenomenal. 402 00:14:10,900 --> 00:14:11,900 You recovered? 403 00:14:11,900 --> 00:14:12,900 Hell yeah, man. 404 00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:16,000 So JJ's walking in right now. 405 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,000 What up, baby? 406 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,000 He used to tell us about that. 407 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:22,000 How you doing, though? 408 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,000 Did you shit your pants? 409 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,000 I did, yeah. 410 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,000 There were some technical issues. 411 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:31,000 I was driving over here and I was just thinking, wow. 412 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,000 Not a good place for it. 413 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,000 Yeah, I was staring at that door. 414 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,000 I was looking out for you, bro. 415 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,000 I was looking out for you. 416 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:43,000 Might have a hit there? 417 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:46,000 Well, I'm sorry you filled your drawers up. 418 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,000 It's all right, man. 419 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,000 So what happened? 420 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,000 What did you eat? 421 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,000 What's going on? 422 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000 So I actually moved out today. 423 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,000 Shout out. 424 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:56,000 The boy's on his own. 425 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,000 Two other dudes. 426 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,000 Two other comics? 427 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,000 Regular ass people. 428 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:05,000 An engineer and a guy that owns a car. 429 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:10,000 That's great. 430 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:10,000 That's good. 431 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,000 That's who you need to live with. 432 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,000 You don't need to live with comics. 433 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:16,000 It's like clean, but the first day I shit myself and they're like, oh. 434 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,000 Oh, you had to go back. 435 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,000 Yeah, I had to go back all the way back. 436 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,000 Were you in shorts like that? 437 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,000 Yeah. 438 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,000 Damn, man. 439 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,000 Hold on, so you got shit on your seat. 440 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,000 No, no. 441 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,000 I drove like there's a little thing right, because this is my friend. 442 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:32,000 If an engineer shits their pants, they're like, oh, I'm going to go to the bathroom. 443 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:35,000 Because this is my friend right there. 444 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:38,000 If an engineer shits their pants, they take away their engineering license. 445 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,000 They don't do that. 446 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:43,000 I bet that blew his mind. 447 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:47,000 He's like, all right, we might have to start watching this guy. 448 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:50,000 Now they're suspicious of you. 449 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,000 It was like disgust. 450 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,000 He shit his pants the other day. 451 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,000 Was it bad, bad? 452 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,000 I'm not sure if I can trust him. 453 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,000 It wasn't terrible. 454 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,000 It wasn't terrible? 455 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,000 No. 456 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,000 It's never ideal, but it could have been a lot worse. 457 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,000 Was it hard or what? 458 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:07,000 It was like, I don't know, it was like a different state of matter. 459 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,000 It wasn't like hard, no. 460 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,000 Clay? 461 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:18,000 When I took my pants off and I look at the stain, it was almost like a perfect oval. 462 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,000 Really? 463 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,000 Really yellow. 464 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,000 Almost like a baby. 465 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:24,000 You still laid an egg. 466 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,000 Damn, man. 467 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,000 I ate some Chipotle too. 468 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,000 Man, this is gross. 469 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:33,000 This is the grossest conversation I've ever been in on. 470 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,000 This is wild. 471 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,000 No, I'm just acknowledging what it is. 472 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:39,000 I'm not saying I'm not enjoying it. 473 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:42,000 So how's Austin in living the life? 474 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:50,000 Fucking speaking of gross, speaking of gross and smells like poop. 475 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,000 It's a... 476 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,000 Human feces. 477 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,000 Yeah, dude. 478 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:56,000 I don't know that I would live there if it wasn't for the comedy. 479 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,000 I know that I wouldn't. 480 00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:00,000 If comedy stopped there tomorrow, they were like, by the way, it's all outlawed in Austin. 481 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,000 I would leave. 482 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,000 Obviously. 483 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,000 There would be no reason. 484 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,000 I mean, I guess that's a lot of us. 485 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,000 That might have been a dumb sentence. 486 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,000 But you know what I'm saying? 487 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,000 I don't like the city. 488 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,000 I like the scene. 489 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:16,000 I saw your girlfriend run into Tom Segura's car, man. 490 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,000 That was fucked up. 491 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,000 My girlfriend? 492 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,000 Yeah, dude. 493 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,000 Who's my girlfriend? 494 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,000 That lady in that video that hit his car. 495 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,000 No. 496 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,000 We'll see. 497 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,000 Just some lady? 498 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,000 Did y'all see that? 499 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,000 No. 500 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,000 No. 501 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,000 And like he's having a verbal... 502 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:37,000 I thought you were like, it was a person that you knew of. 503 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,000 Me too. 504 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,000 I was like, where are you from? 505 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:42,000 I thought it was like an ex-girlfriend or something. 506 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,000 And you knew something. 507 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,000 It's that video on the top left, man. 508 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,000 Oh, I did see that. 509 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,000 Right up here. 510 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,000 Let's see. 511 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,000 I did not see that. 512 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,000 Oh, yeah. 513 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,000 See it is like forced GT3, man. 514 00:17:51,000 --> 00:18:02,000 Oh, and he hit the... 515 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:06,000 What is that? 516 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,000 A Porsche? 517 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,000 Yeah. 518 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,000 Damn. 519 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,000 Tom's bad. 520 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,000 Good taste. 521 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,000 Look at her. 522 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:15,000 He was like, you dumb bitch. 523 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,000 She ends up driving away. 524 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,000 No. 525 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,000 Yeah, she drives away. 526 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:22,000 But they got like a picture of her license plate and put it on the internet. 527 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,000 Holy shit. 528 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:26,000 So you know that lady's getting attacked, dude. 529 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,000 She probably doesn't have insurance. 530 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,000 And what insurance is going to cover... 531 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,000 I mean, yeah. 532 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,000 Oh my God. 533 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,000 What was he driving? 534 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,000 A Porsche. 535 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,000 Some kind of Porsche. 536 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,000 Probably not. 537 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,000 You know, this motherfucker's big money now, man. 538 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,000 GT3. 539 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:42,000 And he was double parked, by the way. 540 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:48,000 And that poor fucking lady. 541 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000 Oh, man. 542 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:54,360 I mean, but you know, he knows this. 543 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:55,720 Nobody can feel sorry for you. 544 00:18:55,720 --> 00:19:00,600 You have a Porsche and it's going to get fixed and you have a lot of money. 545 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:01,600 Yeah. 546 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,400 And that people are being mean as shit to that lady. 547 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,400 They're just fucking bad. 548 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,400 Damn. 549 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:06,400 She had a bad day. 550 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:07,400 It's okay. 551 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:08,400 Yeah. 552 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:09,400 We all hit cars. 553 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:10,400 Maybe she has a bad car or something. 554 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,400 I don't know. 555 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,400 I just said... 556 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:13,400 What did you just say? 557 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:14,400 We all hit cars. 558 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:15,400 It happens. 559 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:16,400 Somebody taps a car once in a time. 560 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:17,400 It's okay. 561 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,400 And then leaves, right? 562 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,400 Hell yeah. 563 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:20,400 Tap the car in the police station, man. 564 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:21,400 That's the police station, man. 565 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,400 Tap the car. 566 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:23,400 Said it was a sidewalk. 567 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,400 We took off. 568 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,400 Oh yeah, I do remember that story. 569 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:26,400 Yeah. 570 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:27,400 That was at the police station. 571 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,400 Yes, it was. 572 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,400 What was at the police station? 573 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:30,400 We tapped the car. 574 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:31,400 We all did. 575 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:32,400 And then went to the police station? 576 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:33,400 Yeah, but thankfully there was no dance. 577 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:34,400 No dance. 578 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:35,400 Did you get out and look or you just left? 579 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:36,400 I just left. 580 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:37,400 I just left. 581 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:38,400 I just left. 582 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:39,400 I just left. 583 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:40,400 I just left. 584 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:41,400 Did you get out and look or you just left? 585 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:44,400 I mean, I looked back and I was like, damn, bro, that's the sidewalk, man. 586 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,400 So he said no dance on his car. 587 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:47,400 At the police station. 588 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:48,400 I looked back. 589 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:49,400 I looked back. 590 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:50,400 I was like, okay, that car's good. 591 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:51,400 Because I was like, if there was a dent, I would stay. 592 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,400 But I was like, no, there's no dent. 593 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:55,400 I can't believe this happened at the police station. 594 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:56,400 You never got a call. 595 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:57,400 No, nobody... 596 00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,400 And then the cops came and got you? 597 00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,400 How did you end up at the police station? 598 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,400 Oh, no. 599 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,400 No, I just left and got a gun permit. 600 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,400 He was getting a gun permit. 601 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:03,400 Yeah. 602 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,400 Hit a car at the police station parking lot and then left. 603 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:06,400 Tapped it. 604 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:07,400 I didn't. 605 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:11,400 We tapped it, we tapped it, called it the sidewalk, called it the dent. 606 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:12,400 Whoa. 607 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:13,400 It's okay though. 608 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:14,400 Nobody got injured. 609 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:15,400 Yeah. 610 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:16,400 No, nobody got dent it. 611 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:17,400 Good job, man. 612 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:18,400 Thank you, man. 613 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:19,400 This is hypothetically. 614 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:20,400 This is a silly fun joke. 615 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:21,400 This is me joking around. 616 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:22,400 I'm not serious. 617 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:23,400 If anybody thinks I'm serious, I'm not serious. 618 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:24,400 This is a silly fun joke. 619 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:25,400 And then when I hit that trash can, man, this ain't real. 620 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:26,400 It's still there. 621 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:27,400 If you go to this college and look at it, it's fucked up. 622 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:28,400 Good save, man. 623 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:37,400 We've shown a photo of it. 624 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:40,400 I did? 625 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:43,400 Yeah, we did. 626 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:44,400 Damn, bro. 627 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,400 Oh, shit. 628 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:46,400 Never taste better than that, man. 629 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:47,400 Man, that was years ago though. 630 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:48,400 That's all right. 631 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:49,400 Fake. 632 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:50,400 Brandon, you are perfect. 633 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:51,400 Thank you, man. 634 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,400 You too. 635 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:53,400 You been watching Rasslin'? 636 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:54,400 Dude, I love Rasslin'. 637 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:55,400 I love Rasslin'. 638 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:58,400 You know what's crazy? 639 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:03,400 I keep watching Rasslin', then I end up going back to the old Rasslin' like in 1992 with 640 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:04,400 Roddy Piper. 641 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:05,400 Yeah. 642 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:07,400 I like watching the old stuff too. 643 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,400 Me too. 644 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:09,400 I'm trying to get it. 645 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:12,800 I went and saw WWU Smackdown when they came to Austin recently. 646 00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:13,800 That's that. 647 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:14,800 Oh, wow. 648 00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:15,800 It was fucking sick. 649 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:18,120 We got our seats upgraded and they moved us right by the entrance. 650 00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:19,120 Shut the fuck up. 651 00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:20,120 Damn. 652 00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:21,120 It was sick. 653 00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:23,120 It was like me and eight other comics. 654 00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:24,120 Damn. 655 00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:27,400 There's some more comics, like Hinchcliffe and his squad were on the floor. 656 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:34,840 It was him and La Mer and Sean Gardini and all those guys. 657 00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:37,640 Oh, wow. 658 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:38,960 Shane. 659 00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:40,400 They were all on the floor. 660 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,280 Then we're up by the entrance. 661 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:45,760 It was really cool. 662 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:48,720 The entrances are badass, but they are loud as fuck. 663 00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:49,720 That's power. 664 00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:50,720 It's pretty cool. 665 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:56,440 One of my favorites right now is Kevin Owens and this little girl had an autograph book 666 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,440 and she was like, here, sign it. 667 00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:01,360 He walks up and grabs a pen and just fucking throws it. 668 00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:02,360 That's tight. 669 00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:03,360 I might sign honor again. 670 00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:04,360 That's an honor. 671 00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:05,360 Yeah. 672 00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:06,360 Brandon was like, that's cooler than the- 673 00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:07,960 Yes, that's the guy right there. 674 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:08,960 This is my- 675 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:09,960 Yeah, he's fun. 676 00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:10,960 My man right there, man. 677 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:11,960 He's good. 678 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:12,960 Do they put on a show for you though? 679 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:13,960 He does a gomish. 680 00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:14,960 You know what I mean? 681 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:15,960 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 682 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:16,960 It was sick. 683 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:17,960 It was a cool show. 684 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:18,960 I love wrestling. 685 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:23,360 I was like, of course, I'm like 20, not of course, I'm a bad, near the entrance around 686 00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:24,360 2011. 687 00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:26,760 Dude, I got to give our truth a handshake. 688 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:28,160 Kelly Kelly came up and hugged me. 689 00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:29,160 I was like 10. 690 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:30,160 Okay. 691 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:31,160 You're getting the feel of that. 692 00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:34,160 And dude, yes, I'm a kid, man. 693 00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:35,160 I can do that. 694 00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:36,160 Yeah. 695 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:37,160 So you grabbed ass. 696 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:38,160 I think so, man. 697 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:39,160 I got a good hug. 698 00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:42,160 I was like, this is all I'm getting for a while. 699 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:44,160 I'm getting a nice good hug. 700 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:47,200 One funny thing happened at the end of that SmackDown. 701 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,760 Cody Rhodes, so like Hinchcliffe was there. 702 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:54,080 Cody Rhodes at the end was like, give it up for Tony Hinchcliffe. 703 00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:58,720 And he got kind of like some booze and like, he got some pop and like some booze. 704 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:02,880 And then he goes, give it up for Gabriel Iglesias. 705 00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:06,280 The crowd goes fucking nuts. 706 00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:11,040 And they're chanting, fluffy, fluffy, fluffy. 707 00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:12,040 It is fluffy though. 708 00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:13,040 It was sick. 709 00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:14,040 That's a different level. 710 00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:15,040 It was so funny. 711 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:18,560 I don't think he might not have gotten that. 712 00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:20,120 I might have heard like a boo. 713 00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:23,840 He might not have gotten like booed, booed, but it was just like, it was like a mixed 714 00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:24,840 applause. 715 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:25,840 Some people knew who he was. 716 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:28,120 Some people were like trolling or whatever. 717 00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:34,920 Yeah, but Gabriel Iglesias is on a different level than 99% of. 718 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:41,520 I worked sound for him the night on Christmas night in Austin, Texas. 719 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,640 He headlined at Sunset Strip College. 720 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:44,640 Oh shit. 721 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:45,640 Wow. 722 00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:51,000 And I think his ticket price was like up there. 723 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:54,920 Like it was like, it was like an intimate, I can't remember. 724 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:59,760 For that room to have him, that's a great show because I mean, he's playing, if he wants 725 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:01,520 to play a theater arena. 726 00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:03,000 I don't remember how much they were. 727 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,760 I mean, it was like a hundred bucks at least. 728 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:05,760 That's good. 729 00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:06,760 I'll pay that. 730 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:07,760 It might have been one or two. 731 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:08,760 Now two, two is too much. 732 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:09,760 I'll pay a hundred to see him in that. 733 00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:10,760 That's a lot right there. 734 00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:15,920 And yeah, it was pretty cool. 735 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:17,960 He did, oh shit. 736 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:27,120 I used to tell people, I forgot that he did like two hours and 17 minutes of. 737 00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:28,120 What? 738 00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:29,120 Damn. 739 00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:30,120 Yeah. 740 00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:37,040 He did like an hour of material and then did like a 90 minute Q&A. 741 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:38,680 And people, he would just tell stories. 742 00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:40,040 I mean, it was like super intimate. 743 00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:44,480 It was a long show, but he gave us all money on top of what we were getting paid. 744 00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:45,480 That's tight. 745 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:46,480 And that's a good dude. 746 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:47,480 And he servers me. 747 00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:51,520 He took care of everybody and it was a really good show. 748 00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:54,160 Sometimes you get this tail with somebody who's a good goddamn dude. 749 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:55,160 Yeah. 750 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:56,160 Yeah. 751 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:57,160 Always like fluffy. 752 00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:58,160 It was really cool. 753 00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:01,360 He like asked us all to come in there and then was like, thank you guys so much for 754 00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:04,560 working tonight and gave us all, like greased us all. 755 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:06,360 That's the best thing. 756 00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:07,360 Yeah, dude. 757 00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:08,360 It was pretty cool. 758 00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:09,360 Yeah. 759 00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:12,040 And that's where I saw you hosting. 760 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:14,920 Brent got me and my boy in for free, dog. 761 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:15,920 Big dog right here. 762 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:16,920 Hell yeah. 763 00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:17,920 We get it. 764 00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:18,920 Red band, thank you. 765 00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:22,360 And then one of the weird connection thing, one of the guys that featured for him that 766 00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:25,280 night, I opened for at Stand Up Live Huntsville. 767 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:26,280 Polar Bear Gonzalez. 768 00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:28,640 Do you guys know this cat? 769 00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:29,640 He's good. 770 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:30,760 You said you featured for him? 771 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:39,320 I featured for him two years ago or some shit when he headlined at Stand Up Live Huntsville. 772 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:43,960 And he was featuring for Gabriel at Sunset. 773 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:44,960 I'm working sound. 774 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:45,960 That's great. 775 00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:47,400 I was talking to another comic about it. 776 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:48,400 It was pretty funny. 777 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:53,320 It was like, yeah, it's like before I was, you know, I was like hosting and he was headlining. 778 00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:57,760 It's like now he's on the show and I'm working sound. 779 00:25:57,760 --> 00:26:07,440 It's like, you know, sometimes things just stay the same. 780 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:08,440 Is he funny? 781 00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:09,440 Yeah, he is funny. 782 00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:12,880 He's got a big social media following. 783 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:13,880 He's Hispanic. 784 00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:14,880 Ooh. 785 00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:18,520 He looks like Tyler Cooper that you were saying, oh, by now. 786 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:19,520 Yeah. 787 00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:20,520 Very light skinned. 788 00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:21,960 He has like bits about it. 789 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:28,920 That's why he's called the Polar Bear because he's like, you know, white. 790 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:29,920 Like a polar bear. 791 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:30,920 It's like a Canelo Latino. 792 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:31,920 Yeah. 793 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:32,920 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 794 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:33,920 Canola. 795 00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:34,920 Are those your favorite? 796 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:38,560 I have to admit there's something about him. 797 00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:42,000 I can't quite put my finger on what it is. 798 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,000 Yeah. 799 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,000 Now I'm with you. 800 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,760 Definitely the white Hispanics are my favorite. 801 00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:46,760 White Hispanics. 802 00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:52,520 Why is there, why you guys leaving me out to dry like this? 803 00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:55,320 Well, you can say it because you're dark. 804 00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:56,320 Yeah, man. 805 00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:57,320 I'm just fucking. 806 00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:58,320 Yeah. 807 00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:02,720 I mean, well, my boy, he's Puerto Rican as shit and brown. 808 00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:05,800 You're bad. 809 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:06,800 You're Puerto Rican. 810 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:07,800 I'm not. 811 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:08,800 What are you? 812 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:09,800 I'm Pakistani, man. 813 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:10,800 No. 814 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:11,800 Yeah. 815 00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:12,800 I'm not from Pakistan. 816 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:13,800 No. 817 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:14,800 You are Pakistani? 818 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:15,800 I'm Pakistani, but my family from there. 819 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:16,800 I'm sorry I just thought you were fucking with me for a second. 820 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:17,800 No, their family from there and then they moved. 821 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:18,800 You didn't say Hail Hitler earlier. 822 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:19,800 Yeah, but you could say that when you're Pakistani. 823 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:20,800 True. 824 00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:21,800 Yeah. 825 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:22,800 That's why you like the Packers. 826 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:23,800 Yeah, my mom's side. 827 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:24,800 Because I'm half Pakistani, half German. 828 00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:25,800 That's cool. 829 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:26,800 Yeah. 830 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:27,800 It's a cool mix. 831 00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:28,800 So, you know, we do a whole bunch of crazy shit. 832 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:33,800 That's fun. 833 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:36,800 But I still eat pork because fuck Allah. 834 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:37,800 Oh, wait. 835 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:38,800 Okay. 836 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:39,800 All right. 837 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:40,800 Pork is great. 838 00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:41,800 Right? 839 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:46,880 I'm not going to sit and be a part of a religion that doesn't allow you to eat bacon. 840 00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:49,040 That savory fucking candy of the meats. 841 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:50,040 Oh my. 842 00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:51,040 God, it's so good. 843 00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:52,040 Hold on. 844 00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:53,040 What are you guys eating for? 845 00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:57,600 Well, because bacon is, I think bacon's overrated a little bit. 846 00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,040 I won't even sit here and hear this. 847 00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:00,520 I think it's been marketed well. 848 00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:01,520 I love bacon. 849 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:04,400 It's that marketing, it's the way it dissolves in your mouth. 850 00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:05,400 Yeah, it's tasty, man. 851 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:06,400 When you get the fat and meat. 852 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:07,400 It's marketed well. 853 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:08,400 It's crispy. 854 00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:09,400 It wasn't even a breakfast food, if not for marketing. 855 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:10,400 Bread food, stop advertising the job. 856 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:11,400 I love bacon. 857 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:12,400 Fuck this thing. 858 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:13,400 It's outside. 859 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:14,400 It's abusive. 860 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:17,400 It's funny that bacon, now their advertisement is just genetics. 861 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:18,400 You know what I mean? 862 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:19,400 I'm not going to say that. 863 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:20,400 I'm just saying that bacon is a good thing. 864 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:21,400 I'm not going to say that bacon is a good thing. 865 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:22,400 I'm not going to say that bacon is a good thing. 866 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:23,400 I'm not going to say that bacon is a good thing. 867 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:31,900 I'm not going to say that bacon is a good thing. 868 00:28:31,900 --> 00:28:34,020 They've really stepped their game on. 869 00:28:34,020 --> 00:28:37,720 Damn, that's good advertising. 870 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:41,560 Just make it pass through DNA. 871 00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:44,800 As a baby, just like give me some bacon now. 872 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:48,760 Please, I need it bad. 873 00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:49,760 Don't they feed you? 874 00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:50,760 I love BLT. 875 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,320 Me too, man. 876 00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:53,320 I love BLT. 877 00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:54,320 That combination just does something. 878 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:55,320 What, you don't like BLT? 879 00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:58,320 The salt from the bacon on the tomato? 880 00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:00,320 Preferably like a fresh garden tomato. 881 00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:01,920 We'll get sexual in here. 882 00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:02,920 Let's get it. 883 00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:06,560 Throw some black pepper on the tomato. 884 00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:08,560 Yeah. 885 00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:12,240 Let's cancel the show tonight and make BLTs. 886 00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:16,120 I'll text Kim right now and be like, I can't. 887 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:18,560 Hey Dom, did you see he said he doesn't like BLTs? 888 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:19,560 You just said you don't like BLTs? 889 00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:20,560 You said you don't like BLTs? 890 00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:21,560 Don't throw me under the bus. 891 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:22,560 I'm throwing you under the bus. 892 00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:23,560 No, I don't. 893 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:24,560 Get on his ass. 894 00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:27,560 You talking about you don't like BLTs, man? 895 00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:28,560 What don't you like? 896 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:29,560 If it's cut bacon. 897 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:30,560 What don't you like, the tea? 898 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:31,560 That thick ass bacon. 899 00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:32,560 You don't like the tea? 900 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:34,320 Bacon's not really my thing. 901 00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:35,320 I'll eat it. 902 00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:36,320 It's good. 903 00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:37,320 But like you, I think it's overrated. 904 00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:40,920 And then tomato, lettuce, you're not doing the bacon any favors. 905 00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:43,560 So what's the best cut of the pork? 906 00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:44,560 The mayonnaise. 907 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:45,560 Of the pork? 908 00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:46,560 You gotta put mayonnaise on it though. 909 00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:47,560 Come on now. 910 00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:48,560 A little bit of mayonnaise. 911 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:49,560 Don't overpower it. 912 00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:50,560 Come on. 913 00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:51,560 Light mayo. 914 00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:52,560 Light regular mayo. 915 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:53,560 Light mayo, man. 916 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:54,560 You don't wanna overdo that. 917 00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:55,560 Give it too much of that action. 918 00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:56,560 I just see what time it is. 919 00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:57,560 Cause Brent's headlining it, Brent and Friends. 920 00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:58,560 I'm excited. 921 00:29:58,560 --> 00:29:59,560 I probably shouldn't have gotten high. 922 00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:00,560 But. 923 00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:01,560 Nah, you'll be okay. 924 00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:02,560 On life. 925 00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:03,560 Yeah, on life, man. 926 00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:04,560 We are. 927 00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:05,560 Well. 928 00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:06,560 On life and on cocaine. 929 00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:07,560 The only thing I sniff is this oxygen, man. 930 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:08,560 It's H2O. 931 00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:21,560 And you have the nose for cocaine. 932 00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:22,560 See, yeah. 933 00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:24,560 I've got a few hours until I'm on stage. 934 00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:25,560 Never gonna find out though. 935 00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:26,560 You got what? 936 00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:28,560 I've got a few hours before I'm on stage. 937 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:31,560 Yeah, cause then you're headlining so you're not going up like. 938 00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:32,560 Yeah, right. 939 00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:33,560 Like soon. 940 00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:34,560 I'll go up at like nine, ten. 941 00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:37,560 You know what beats if you're two buzz on stage? 942 00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:41,560 If you're two buzz on reefers, you drink. 943 00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:43,560 You drink a liquor. 944 00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:47,560 It balances it out and by the time you come down you got a fucking perfect buzz. 945 00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:49,560 Look, we'll take some shots of this Blanco right here. 946 00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:50,560 It's the rock. 947 00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:51,560 You guys saw my wrestling. 948 00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:54,560 This is the last advice Brent was ever giving me. 949 00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:56,560 I'm gonna get really good at it now. 950 00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:57,560 Yeah. 951 00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:59,560 That seems like terrible advice to you. 952 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:00,560 You think it's terrible. 953 00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:01,560 I'm telling you, dude. 954 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:06,560 Just do it for ten years straight and then you won't remember it at all. 955 00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:08,560 You remember parts. 956 00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:10,560 The highlights. 957 00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:11,560 Yeah, you remember. 958 00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:12,560 Hey, Brandon's High on Life. 959 00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:14,560 I was at the gym the other day. 960 00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:17,560 Saw Brandon on the Stairmaster weighted vest. 961 00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:18,560 What? 962 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:19,560 Yeah. 963 00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:20,560 Weighted vest. 964 00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:21,560 I mean it's like a fucking waterslide, dude. 965 00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:23,560 You know how sweaty you are. 966 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:24,560 I can't imagine. 967 00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:26,560 But dude, he was going insane. 968 00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:28,560 Fucking firefighter flexed them motherfuckers. 969 00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:29,560 God damn it. 970 00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:30,560 Hell yeah, man. 971 00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:32,560 Why you think I've been watching wrestling, man? 972 00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:33,560 That shit motivate me, man. 973 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:36,560 Yeah, you ready to throw somebody out of a car after they get down the wreck, right? 974 00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:37,560 Fuck yeah. 975 00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:38,560 Powerbomb on the hood. 976 00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:39,560 Hell yeah. 977 00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:40,560 What is that? 978 00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:41,560 It jumps the heart. 979 00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:42,560 Yeah, man. 980 00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:43,560 We jumped that heart. 981 00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:44,560 Get up in there. 982 00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:45,560 Do what we gotta do. 983 00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:46,560 You knew you couldn't do that. 984 00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:47,560 Essentially. 985 00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:54,560 I want to do and see CPR slides in like the ref and just slaps him on the chest. 986 00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:55,560 Ah, man. 987 00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:57,560 Gotta love wrestling, man. 988 00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:00,560 They would beat the living shit out of you if you got in that ring. 989 00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:01,560 Oh, man, dude. 990 00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:03,560 Brandon's been in the ring. 991 00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:04,560 You jumped him before? 992 00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:05,560 No, not jump. 993 00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:06,560 Dude, I didn't know. 994 00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:07,560 Oh, you know. 995 00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:08,560 You talking about jumping in while they're... 996 00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:09,560 Oh yeah, dude. 997 00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:10,560 You jump in, they'll whoop your ass. 998 00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:12,560 Yeah, I meant if you jumped in during a match. 999 00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:16,560 I'm not saying he couldn't do it, couldn't handle wrestling. 1000 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,560 Well, he got his ass beat, he had to stop. 1001 00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:23,560 But I mean, if you're just a person, and you as a little goof jump in the wrestling ring 1002 00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:30,560 during a show, especially these guys that just travel, if you're going to see some wrestling 1003 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:33,560 in Alabama, those guys definitely are going to... 1004 00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:34,560 Adam Priest will fuck you up. 1005 00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:36,560 Yeah, Adam Priest would fuck you up bad. 1006 00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:40,560 I'm telling you, I've seen what he does and it's going to be real. 1007 00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:43,560 You don't think it's not real, you're going to jump in that ring and you're going to get 1008 00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:44,560 your ass beat. 1009 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:45,560 He's waiting for that day. 1010 00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:47,560 You know they all have to be like, please. 1011 00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:48,560 He's good. 1012 00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:52,560 You know, he reminds me of, well, he reminds me of Benoit. 1013 00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:53,560 Benoit? 1014 00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:54,560 In a good way. 1015 00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:55,560 Yeah. 1016 00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:56,560 In a good way. 1017 00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:57,560 We'll find out in 10 years. 1018 00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:58,560 I get the same vibe. 1019 00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:06,560 I just watched Kurt Angle do an interview with Chris Van Fleet and he was talking about... 1020 00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:10,560 Benoit got brought up. 1021 00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:17,060 He was talking about how he was doing the thing that WWE wanted him to do, which was 1022 00:33:17,060 --> 00:33:20,720 pretend that Chris Benoit never existed. 1023 00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:27,560 But he was like, I realized that to say that means some of my best matches never happened. 1024 00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:33,960 He was like, so I used to pretend that he was like, but I think that he and I had the 1025 00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:36,560 best wrestling match of all time and he named the match. 1026 00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:39,500 I went back and watched it and it was great. 1027 00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:41,800 But he's good because of his intensity. 1028 00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:42,800 Chris Benoit was. 1029 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:43,800 And that's why he's good at killing. 1030 00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:45,400 I think that's why... 1031 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:46,960 And Adam Priest is also shorter. 1032 00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:47,960 True. 1033 00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:48,960 Chris Benoit was also... 1034 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:49,960 Stacked though, like short, stacked. 1035 00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:50,960 Stacked. 1036 00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:51,960 And Chris Benoit is the same way. 1037 00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:54,200 They had this similar bite type and the intensity. 1038 00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:55,200 They do got... 1039 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:59,760 You know, now that you said that, that is exactly who he was out there. 1040 00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:00,760 True. 1041 00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:01,760 Yeah. 1042 00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:02,760 Hey. 1043 00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:03,760 See you later. 1044 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:04,760 Is he married? 1045 00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:05,760 Huh? 1046 00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:06,760 Who? 1047 00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:07,760 Chris Benoit? 1048 00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:08,760 No. 1049 00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:09,760 I'm serious. 1050 00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:10,760 I hope that's not divorced. 1051 00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:11,760 Chris Benoit was that guy though. 1052 00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:15,440 I thought wrestlers really feared him whenever he would come out there. 1053 00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:16,440 Not the right picture. 1054 00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:20,080 I mean, he and like, a lot of those guys were really good. 1055 00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:21,080 Very good. 1056 00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:25,360 Him, I mean, Kurt Angle, Kurt Angle's my favorite of all time. 1057 00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:26,360 Really? 1058 00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:27,360 Really? 1059 00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:28,360 Oh shit. 1060 00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:29,360 Yeah. 1061 00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:30,360 He wasn't when I was a kid. 1062 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:31,360 I hated him when I was a kid. 1063 00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:32,360 Because he was a heel. 1064 00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:34,320 And then now I'm like, oh, he was the best. 1065 00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:35,440 He was so funny. 1066 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,520 He cut some of the best fucking promos. 1067 00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:38,520 Oh yeah. 1068 00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:41,400 And then when he got in the ring, he could always be a joke. 1069 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:42,400 He could be menacing. 1070 00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:43,400 He could do all the things. 1071 00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:46,240 Oh, the team angle was great. 1072 00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:50,240 He could do all the things, but when he got in the ring, he was a fucking problem. 1073 00:34:50,240 --> 00:34:51,240 He was. 1074 00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:52,240 He was. 1075 00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:53,240 He was an Olympic gold medalist. 1076 00:34:53,240 --> 00:34:54,240 I broke a neck. 1077 00:34:54,240 --> 00:34:55,240 Russell was a broken neck. 1078 00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:56,240 Yeah. 1079 00:34:56,240 --> 00:34:58,200 He was an Olympic gold medalist. 1080 00:34:58,200 --> 00:34:59,560 So that was what was cool about him. 1081 00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:05,400 He could get away with all these like crazy antics and still be seen as a threat in the 1082 00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:08,080 ring because he has those gold medals. 1083 00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:09,800 You can't take the gold medal away from him. 1084 00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:10,800 No, you can't. 1085 00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:11,800 But he actually looked, he was out there wrestling too. 1086 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:13,080 He can be a silly goose. 1087 00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:15,360 He can be the silliest of geese. 1088 00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:19,080 But then he gets in the ring, it's like, oh, this guy's going to fuck me up if I don't, 1089 00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:20,080 you know. 1090 00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:21,080 Hell yeah. 1091 00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:22,080 It would be a problem if he transitioned. 1092 00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:23,080 Dude. 1093 00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:24,080 It would be a problem. 1094 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:25,080 And wrestling? 1095 00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:29,120 Well, you know, wrestling, where I'm from, is not, you don't have, girls and guys wrestle 1096 00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:30,120 against each other. 1097 00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:32,680 Well, I've seen the guy, dude, there's this guy on Instagram that beats the hell out of 1098 00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:33,680 these dudes. 1099 00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:34,680 Is she small though, right? 1100 00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:35,680 Yes. 1101 00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:36,680 112 or 103? 1102 00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:37,680 Something like, yeah, it has to be. 1103 00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:38,680 Yeah. 1104 00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:39,680 So those girls can be good. 1105 00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:44,680 Let me tell you, when they come up to my weight class, I slam this bitch on her neck. 1106 00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:47,120 I think she would give you some problems, dude. 1107 00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:48,120 Now. 1108 00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:49,120 I think she would give you some problems. 1109 00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:50,120 Now? 1110 00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:51,120 Oh, dude. 1111 00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:52,120 A child could beat me now. 1112 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:55,120 I pull my back, getting out of the truck at work, dog. 1113 00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:56,120 It happens. 1114 00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:57,120 What the fuck? 1115 00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:58,120 Hell yeah. 1116 00:35:58,120 --> 00:35:59,120 Some fucking- 1117 00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:00,120 I should have the hand stuff on the drive here. 1118 00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:01,120 That is it. 1119 00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:02,120 I mean, that's crazy. 1120 00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:03,120 We're all just trying. 1121 00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:04,120 That's the third joke. 1122 00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,120 We're just trying our best, fellas. 1123 00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:07,120 True. 1124 00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:10,840 Hey, Brink, did you see, speaking of earlier, when you were talking about people going into 1125 00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:14,040 the ring, did you see that video where his name is Fatu? 1126 00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:15,040 You know Fatu, right? 1127 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:16,040 Yeah. 1128 00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:17,040 You think it's Fatu? 1129 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:19,920 That's the part where that dude tried, that fat dude tried to run in there and he kicked 1130 00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:22,760 him through the chair with him and all that stuff and whooped his ass. 1131 00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:23,760 That was- 1132 00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:30,600 There's a great one of, I think it's Stone Cold and Triple H. 1133 00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:32,520 Dude, I saw that one. 1134 00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:35,440 And Triple H was the heel. 1135 00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:38,360 Austin was the face at the time. 1136 00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:43,240 And so this guy, I think he was a Triple H fan. 1137 00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:51,320 I think Stone Cold was pinning Triple H, this guy came in and tried to break it up. 1138 00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:53,600 And Triple H beats the shit out of him. 1139 00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:54,600 Dude. 1140 00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:55,600 Oh yeah. 1141 00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:56,600 I remember that. 1142 00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:57,600 This is on a documentary, dude. 1143 00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:58,600 That ain't fucked him up. 1144 00:36:58,600 --> 00:36:59,600 Really beats him bad. 1145 00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:02,480 Dude, I watched that like a hundred times. 1146 00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:03,480 But that's what it should be. 1147 00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:06,080 That is how it should be because you shouldn't step in there. 1148 00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:09,480 He did it because it was cool because he was protecting Stone Cold. 1149 00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:12,920 Because when he hurt or something? 1150 00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:13,920 I think- 1151 00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:14,920 Oh, because he was coming in to fuck up Stone Cold. 1152 00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:18,240 Well, it was because somebody had to do it and Stone Cold couldn't do it because he was 1153 00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:19,240 the face. 1154 00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:20,240 True. 1155 00:37:20,240 --> 00:37:22,040 Without like blowing kayfabe. 1156 00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:23,560 I agree. 1157 00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:28,560 So Triple H, to protect them both because he was the heel, beat the shit out of that 1158 00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:29,560 guy. 1159 00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:30,560 He's like, I'm the bad guy anyway. 1160 00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:31,560 Fucking I'll fuck the guy. 1161 00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:34,440 Hey, the picture on the right, that's a perfect stance for a suit play. 1162 00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:38,080 He's getting all of that fucking quad in there to fucking pull him back. 1163 00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:39,440 He is about to drop. 1164 00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:43,200 And look how much room he has from his head to his so he can drop him hard. 1165 00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:45,840 He can kill him if he wanted to like that. 1166 00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:46,840 Hey, go for it. 1167 00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:47,840 Do New Jack. 1168 00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:48,840 New Jack style, man. 1169 00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:51,760 And he'll never wrestle again, Triple H. 1170 00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:52,760 Oh yeah, yeah he can. 1171 00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:53,760 He's got like a whole bunch of problems. 1172 00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:54,760 Yeah, he's done. 1173 00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:56,760 Plus he's the, I mean, he's got the company. 1174 00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:57,760 Yeah, he's done. 1175 00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:58,760 Yeah, he's all management now. 1176 00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:02,760 But yeah, he has like a fucking defibrillator or some shit in his chest. 1177 00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:03,760 Damn. 1178 00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:04,760 Yeah, he's messed up. 1179 00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:05,760 He ain't wrestlin' ever again. 1180 00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:08,080 Because those boys, my favorite wrestler was Scott Hall, god damn it. 1181 00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:09,680 He had a razor mode. 1182 00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:10,680 Oh dude, I love him. 1183 00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:11,680 His features great. 1184 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,080 He had a fucking toothpick at you. 1185 00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:15,280 That Shawn Michaels ladder match, obviously. 1186 00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:16,280 They were hell yeah. 1187 00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:17,280 WrestleMania? 1188 00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:18,280 Yes. 1189 00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:19,280 That was whenever. 1190 00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:20,280 I had to watch it when that shit was fuzzy. 1191 00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:21,280 That's a really good match. 1192 00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,880 Was that the one where they hugged at the end and they got mad? 1193 00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:25,880 No, no, that was like a house show. 1194 00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:26,880 That wasn't real. 1195 00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:27,880 I never heard about that. 1196 00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:28,880 Oh no, that's SummerSlam. 1197 00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:29,880 Hold up. 1198 00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:31,880 But it was like the WCW guys hugging. 1199 00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:33,480 Yeah, that's the one with the white pants. 1200 00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:34,960 And that's the iconic photo right there. 1201 00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:35,960 Yeah. 1202 00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:37,280 Oh, and then I photoshopped. 1203 00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:39,680 Did you see my poster where I photoshopped my face? 1204 00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:40,680 I saw Michael's body. 1205 00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:41,680 That was tight. 1206 00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:42,680 I didn't do it. 1207 00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:43,680 My roommate, Matt Bammore, did. 1208 00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:44,680 Shout out. 1209 00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:45,680 A very talented comedian. 1210 00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:46,680 I thought he was here with you. 1211 00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:47,680 It's my boy Matt. 1212 00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:48,680 That dude's funny. 1213 00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:49,680 I seen him on Killtody. 1214 00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:50,680 He fucking killed that shit. 1215 00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:51,680 I should have brought him. 1216 00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:52,680 This was just like a solo drive. 1217 00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:57,680 I'm staying for a whole week and trying to see some family and shit. 1218 00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:58,680 Hell yeah, man. 1219 00:38:58,680 --> 00:38:59,680 Thank you for gracing us with your presence, man. 1220 00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:00,680 Thank you for having me. 1221 00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:01,680 I wanted to hang. 1222 00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:02,680 Hell yeah, man. 1223 00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:03,680 Yeah, it's been fun. 1224 00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:04,680 Yeah, man. 1225 00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:11,160 Me and Alex were hanging last night and he was like, I wanted to do something during 1226 00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:14,160 the day and he was like, well, we can do the podcast at like five. 1227 00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:15,160 That was perfect. 1228 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:16,160 Hell yeah. 1229 00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:18,160 Where'd y'all go last night? 1230 00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:21,160 Yesterday we did the D&D show. 1231 00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:22,160 You do that shit? 1232 00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:23,160 You not gonna play? 1233 00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:24,160 Yeah. 1234 00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:25,160 Yeah. 1235 00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:29,560 I've been playing D&D for almost as long as I've been doing comedy. 1236 00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:30,560 Really? 1237 00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:31,560 Really? 1238 00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:35,080 I've been doing comedy for six years and I'm going on six years in comedy and going on 1239 00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:38,080 five in D&D or it might be six in D&D. 1240 00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:39,080 Because you know Mark Viola. 1241 00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:40,080 Yeah. 1242 00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:41,080 I want to get him the DM. 1243 00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:42,080 He's been asking about it. 1244 00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:43,080 He's gonna do it. 1245 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:44,080 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1246 00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:49,080 But like obviously what you're thinking, that's the joke. 1247 00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:52,080 Yeah, we don't know shit about D&D. 1248 00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:53,080 I want to learn so bad. 1249 00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:54,080 He knows too much. 1250 00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:57,080 Yeah, he's gonna get very angry and I'm gonna love every single one. 1251 00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:58,080 Yeah, that's gonna be fun. 1252 00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:02,640 But like the balance of it is I think they are gonna play. 1253 00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:04,640 Like really try to, we're gonna really try to play. 1254 00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:05,640 Yes. 1255 00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:06,640 That we're not literally fucking around. 1256 00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:07,640 Yeah. 1257 00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:08,640 Not at all. 1258 00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:09,640 But you can have fun and be silly. 1259 00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:12,440 It's a fun, silly, positive, like you're gonna love it. 1260 00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:13,440 It's improv. 1261 00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:18,280 It's improv but you're playing a character and then when you try to do challenging things, 1262 00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:22,840 instead of it just happening magically, you have to roll dice to see if it actually happens. 1263 00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:23,840 That's good shit. 1264 00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:24,840 I'm down for that. 1265 00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:25,840 I'm gonna beat y'all ass. 1266 00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,040 So it's like all the role playing, you can be whoever you want in role play but this 1267 00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:29,800 is when you try to like do something. 1268 00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:34,480 Like if you try to steal something, you try to talk to someone, like persuade them, you 1269 00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:38,640 try to deceive somebody, you try to kick down a door. 1270 00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:42,920 So you're saying deceive somebody so if me and JJ playing with each other and I'm like 1271 00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:49,080 you wanna come through this door, I'm trying to deceive him but he's gonna know because 1272 00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:50,080 I'm gonna say that, right? 1273 00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:51,640 I thought we were on the same team. 1274 00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:53,520 You're on the same team as JJ. 1275 00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:59,680 So those deception stuff, those skills don't really work on each other. 1276 00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:03,240 Those are to use on the NPCs basically. 1277 00:41:03,240 --> 00:41:06,560 Oh I forgot there's NPCs. 1278 00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:11,160 So Mike Vart, Mark is gonna be all the people you guys interact with. 1279 00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:15,820 You can interact with each other but you don't like, yeah. 1280 00:41:15,820 --> 00:41:20,520 Like if you're lying to JJ, he can just decide whether or not he knows you're lying or not. 1281 00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:21,520 You know? 1282 00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:23,520 It wouldn't make any sense because we're on the same team. 1283 00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:24,520 I thought we were all playing against each other. 1284 00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:30,200 If you're like trying to lie to like say a guard that saw you guys being sketchy and 1285 00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:33,680 you're trying to lie to him, you would roll a check. 1286 00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:38,720 You would roll a d20 and add your deception which would be like plus seven if you're trying 1287 00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:40,520 to play a sneaky, lying character. 1288 00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:41,520 Yeah. 1289 00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:42,520 Okay. 1290 00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:46,780 So then you add the number to it and then Mark will tell you if it'd be the DC or not 1291 00:41:46,780 --> 00:41:47,780 which is the difficulty class. 1292 00:41:47,780 --> 00:41:49,320 It's just like a set number that you gotta beat. 1293 00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:50,320 He would know all that shit. 1294 00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:52,400 Yeah, he's gonna be doing that for us. 1295 00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:57,320 Yeah, he's gonna be doing, all you have to worry about is you and your character and 1296 00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:58,480 he's doing everything else. 1297 00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:01,040 I do that at work, said I'm plus 20 strength, is that good? 1298 00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:05,680 I swear to God, this is real. 1299 00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:07,840 I'm being dead serious. 1300 00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:11,240 You mean it would be, you mean you have 20 strength? 1301 00:42:11,240 --> 00:42:15,080 He's saying you're plus 20 strength in D&D. 1302 00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:17,440 That's what he, I don't know what that means. 1303 00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:19,080 He was lifting something. 1304 00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:20,080 Oh, okay. 1305 00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:21,080 Yeah, yeah, that's a thing. 1306 00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:22,080 Is it good? 1307 00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:23,080 Yeah, that's good. 1308 00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:24,080 20 is good? 1309 00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:25,080 Yeah, 20 is good. 1310 00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:31,080 Yeah, having a 20, the 20 is the highest your skill, your strength can be. 1311 00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:34,080 Well, I mean, he said it. 1312 00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:35,080 That's right. 1313 00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:37,120 It balances out his strength. 1314 00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:45,080 But it would be plus, but it would be plus five to your attack by having a 20 in strength. 1315 00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:46,080 Okay. 1316 00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:47,080 Okay. 1317 00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:52,000 What do you think Brandon's stats would be? 1318 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,520 Brandon's got a 20 in charisma. 1319 00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:54,520 Thank you. 1320 00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:55,520 100%. 1321 00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:56,520 Yeah, yeah. 1322 00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:57,520 Thank you. 1323 00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:58,520 But what is his fault? 1324 00:42:58,520 --> 00:42:59,520 Oh, man, where'd I start? 1325 00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:00,520 You don't seem very dexterous. 1326 00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:01,520 What is that? 1327 00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:02,520 Is dexterous, is that the word? 1328 00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:03,520 Oh yeah, dexterity, yeah. 1329 00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:04,520 Dexterity? 1330 00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:05,520 Yeah. 1331 00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:06,520 Dextress. 1332 00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:07,520 Yeah, there's an R there. 1333 00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:08,520 Dextress? 1334 00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:09,520 Yeah, you don't seem very, are you fast? 1335 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:10,520 Yes, yeah, I'm a fast guy. 1336 00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:11,520 Man, I'm not gonna lie to y'all. 1337 00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:12,520 You're a fast runner? 1338 00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:13,520 Yes, I am. 1339 00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:14,520 You're a fast runner? 1340 00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:17,720 Yes, I am. 1341 00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:18,720 We raced once earlier. 1342 00:43:18,720 --> 00:43:19,720 You guys got me. 1343 00:43:19,720 --> 00:43:20,720 We raced and he failed me. 1344 00:43:20,720 --> 00:43:24,200 Yeah, I failed, but that's because I was doing a dumb wrestling. 1345 00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:26,320 You failed your dexterity check. 1346 00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:27,320 What is that? 1347 00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:28,320 What the hell is this? 1348 00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:29,320 Is that a test for dexterous? 1349 00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:30,320 Yes. 1350 00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:31,320 Yeah, you got like a negative. 1351 00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:32,320 That's exactly what that was. 1352 00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:33,320 No, dexterous was one of your classmates. 1353 00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:34,320 No, it wasn't, special ed, no? 1354 00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:35,320 Making fun of the disabled. 1355 00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:36,320 No. 1356 00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:50,480 You gonna let that ride? 1357 00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:51,480 Let what ride? 1358 00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:52,480 Making fun of your people. 1359 00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:53,480 Brandon, we're on the same team. 1360 00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:54,480 Oh, what, are you on special ed too? 1361 00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:55,480 What's going on? 1362 00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:56,480 You said we're on the same team. 1363 00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:57,480 But in Dungeons and Dragons. 1364 00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:58,480 Oh, in Dungeons and Dragons. 1365 00:43:58,480 --> 00:43:59,480 Yeah, in Dungeons and Dragons, you guys would be in the same party. 1366 00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:00,480 Yeah, you guys would be in the same party. 1367 00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:01,480 You guys would be in the same party. 1368 00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:02,480 You guys would be in the same party. 1369 00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:06,880 You guys would be in the same party. 1370 00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:09,320 You're an adventuring party. 1371 00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:13,680 So I'm clearly the muscle, so you gotta be the brains like an elf or something. 1372 00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:14,680 Elf? 1373 00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:15,680 You gotta be an elf. 1374 00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:16,680 I thought they were good at magic. 1375 00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:17,680 So what would I be? 1376 00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:18,680 Do you wanna do magic? 1377 00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:19,680 I don't know. 1378 00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:20,680 So do you get to pick like the races? 1379 00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:21,680 You get to pick a race? 1380 00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:22,680 You get to pick a class? 1381 00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:23,680 Is there a set list that you pick from? 1382 00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:24,680 Yeah, sure. 1383 00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:25,680 Do the 2020 finalists pick you? 1384 00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:26,680 Yeah, sure. 1385 00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:27,680 Do the 2020 finalists pick you? 1386 00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:28,680 Yeah, sure. 1387 00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:29,680 Do the 2020 finalists pick you? 1388 00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:30,680 Yeah, sure. 1389 00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:31,680 Do the 2020 finalists pick you? 1390 00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:32,680 Do the 2024... 1391 00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:33,680 2024... 1392 00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:34,680 Oh, 2024? 1393 00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:35,680 2024. 1394 00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:36,680 Uh-huh. 1395 00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:37,680 D&D. 1396 00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:38,680 D&D. 1397 00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:39,680 Uh, character creation. 1398 00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:40,680 Oh, character creation. 1399 00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:41,680 What would that be like? 1400 00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:42,680 A Redguard? 1401 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:43,680 Character builder. 1402 00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:44,680 The Skyrim, but yeah, exactly. 1403 00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:45,680 It's right here on the... 1404 00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:46,680 You could actually do... 1405 00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:47,680 It's right there. 1406 00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:48,680 That's what I love about it. 1407 00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:49,680 Video games have already done so many concepts to y'all that y'all... 1408 00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:50,680 Is this it right here? 1409 00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:51,680 Yeah, that's the character sheet. 1410 00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:52,680 But you can actually do... 1411 00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:53,680 I'm gonna go with the character sheet. 1412 00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:54,680 I'm gonna go with the character sheet. 1413 00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:55,680 I'm gonna go with the character sheet. 1414 00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:56,680 I'm gonna go with the character sheet. 1415 00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:57,680 I'm gonna go with the character sheet. 1416 00:44:57,680 --> 00:45:02,680 I'm gonna go with the character sheet. 1417 00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:05,680 Yeah, you would pick a race, you would pick a class. 1418 00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:08,680 This looks like a... 1419 00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:09,680 Races. 1420 00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:10,680 Races. 1421 00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:14,800 In the newest edition of the Player's Handbook, they kind of updated, they kind of simplified 1422 00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:15,800 the races. 1423 00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:16,800 So it's like humans. 1424 00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:17,800 We got all... 1425 00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:18,800 You got elves. 1426 00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:19,800 You got dwarves. 1427 00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:24,800 You got halflings, which are like hobbits. 1428 00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:29,480 They just can't call them hobbits legally because they got sued by Tolkien. 1429 00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:31,280 But the halflings, you got gnomes. 1430 00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:32,280 Ooh, that's... 1431 00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:35,280 Which are also tiny, also small boys. 1432 00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:38,920 No, you got gnomes and halflings are the tiny boys. 1433 00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:39,920 You got an orc. 1434 00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:40,920 I'm an orc too. 1435 00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:41,920 Just a big dumbass. 1436 00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:42,920 You can be a big... 1437 00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:43,920 Yeah, I am a big dumbass. 1438 00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:44,920 You should be an orc barbarian. 1439 00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:45,920 So much fun. 1440 00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:50,600 What's a barbarian part of it? 1441 00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:54,640 Barbarian is you're a tank, you're made of fucking hit points. 1442 00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:57,360 You have a rage ability that you pretty much go into. 1443 00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:58,360 Let's go, dude. 1444 00:45:58,360 --> 00:45:59,360 I'm a fucking orc barbarian. 1445 00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:04,680 At the beginning of every combat, you basically want to be like, I want to go into rage. 1446 00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:08,280 Because when you rage, you do extra damage. 1447 00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:13,240 You can do a thing called reckless attack, which gives you advantage to hit, which is 1448 00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:14,240 you roll two dice. 1449 00:46:14,240 --> 00:46:15,240 Reckless driving. 1450 00:46:15,240 --> 00:46:18,040 There we go. 1451 00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:19,400 You do extra damage. 1452 00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:21,460 Oh, you take less damage. 1453 00:46:21,460 --> 00:46:26,320 Any piercing or regular weapon damage is going to be divided in half against you. 1454 00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:27,720 And you have a lot of hit points. 1455 00:46:27,720 --> 00:46:29,560 You reduce damage by half. 1456 00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:34,640 You're made to take all the arrows and shit and run in people's faces and chop them in 1457 00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:35,640 half with an axe. 1458 00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:36,640 No bullshit. 1459 00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:37,640 This is perfect. 1460 00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:38,640 Yeah. 1461 00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:39,640 That is what I used to do. 1462 00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:40,640 You guys want me to make you all characters? 1463 00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:43,520 I'll assign you all characters right now. 1464 00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:45,000 I used to do that shit when I was younger. 1465 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,560 They used to send me into the fight and I had to fight the big guy first. 1466 00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:48,560 Hell yeah. 1467 00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:49,920 Dude, you won't fucking die ever. 1468 00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:52,600 You run in and beat the- Yeah, that's what I did. 1469 00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:53,600 I swear to God. 1470 00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:55,880 I will go into- Yeah, that's me. 1471 00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:57,600 You won't be good at anything else. 1472 00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:58,800 No, I don't need to. 1473 00:46:58,800 --> 00:46:59,800 You won't be good at anything else. 1474 00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:02,080 You guys called me when you were in the fight. 1475 00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:06,680 Okay, so this is a nerd thing, but from a role play perspective, you get to role play 1476 00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:08,280 kind of a big dumbass. 1477 00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:09,280 You're a big strong dumbass. 1478 00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:10,280 Hell yeah. 1479 00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:11,280 You don't even have to role play. 1480 00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:12,280 Perfect. 1481 00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:13,280 You're already there. 1482 00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:16,280 In real life, this is a drunk driver. 1483 00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:17,280 Hell yeah. 1484 00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:18,280 This is a drunk driver. 1485 00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:19,280 This is. 1486 00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:21,240 You survive the crash because it loosens them up. 1487 00:47:21,240 --> 00:47:24,240 They do a lot of damage. 1488 00:47:24,240 --> 00:47:25,240 They do a lot of damage. 1489 00:47:25,240 --> 00:47:26,240 Fuck yeah. 1490 00:47:26,240 --> 00:47:27,240 Yeah. 1491 00:47:27,240 --> 00:47:28,240 Okay. 1492 00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:29,240 They instantly get mad. 1493 00:47:29,240 --> 00:47:30,240 It's everybody else's fault. 1494 00:47:30,240 --> 00:47:31,240 100%. 1495 00:47:31,240 --> 00:47:32,240 Love that. 1496 00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:33,240 It's awesome. 1497 00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:34,240 Hell yeah. 1498 00:47:34,240 --> 00:47:35,240 All right, so we got Orc Barbarian. 1499 00:47:35,240 --> 00:47:36,240 What do you want to do? 1500 00:47:36,240 --> 00:47:37,240 You want to be sneaky? 1501 00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:38,240 You want magic? 1502 00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:40,240 We need somebody who's going to have some knowledge. 1503 00:47:40,240 --> 00:47:41,240 Hell yeah. 1504 00:47:41,240 --> 00:47:48,240 Do you want to be like... All right, one of my favorite classes is the bard. 1505 00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:49,240 Bard's fun. 1506 00:47:49,240 --> 00:47:50,240 What's a bard? 1507 00:47:50,240 --> 00:47:53,240 All right, so a bard is like a minstrel. 1508 00:47:53,240 --> 00:47:54,240 You have a... What the fuck? 1509 00:47:54,240 --> 00:47:55,240 You talking about a black character with the red whisk? 1510 00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:56,240 No, they play an instrument. 1511 00:47:56,240 --> 00:48:03,840 They follow heroes around and they play an instrument and they're funny. 1512 00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:05,080 They're charismatic. 1513 00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:06,080 They're handsome. 1514 00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:08,680 They have spell casting that they play with their music. 1515 00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:09,680 That's me all day. 1516 00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:10,680 They perform. 1517 00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:12,360 They're the best at lying. 1518 00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:15,240 They're the best at anything you want to. 1519 00:48:15,240 --> 00:48:18,800 You can kind of fill any hole of the party by being the best. 1520 00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:19,800 You can be the best at lying. 1521 00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:24,920 You can be the best at talking people into things. 1522 00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:27,020 You can be the best at stealing. 1523 00:48:27,020 --> 00:48:31,120 You can be the sneaky... You can play whatever instrument you want. 1524 00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:32,960 Make up a fun character, a fun idea. 1525 00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:33,960 He's handsome. 1526 00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:37,560 He wants to go on an adventure though and take a risk. 1527 00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:39,200 You're a good support character. 1528 00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:42,520 You guys will be a monster combo. 1529 00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:44,600 A bard and a barbarian? 1530 00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:50,160 Dude, you just pick spells that you think sound fun and that you think will make him 1531 00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:51,160 stronger. 1532 00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:52,440 I already got it now, dude. 1533 00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:53,440 I'm going to play the triangle. 1534 00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:57,040 It's going to be the dark triad of traits of serial killers. 1535 00:48:57,040 --> 00:49:04,240 We're going to have animal murder, pyro setting fires, and I don't remember what the other 1536 00:49:04,240 --> 00:49:05,240 one is. 1537 00:49:05,240 --> 00:49:06,240 Lack of empathy. 1538 00:49:06,240 --> 00:49:07,240 It's shitting your pants. 1539 00:49:07,240 --> 00:49:08,240 Shitting your pants. 1540 00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:09,880 Shitting your pants and not feeling bad about it. 1541 00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:11,520 Now what's this do on the triangle? 1542 00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:12,520 You got to hit it and that happens? 1543 00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:13,520 Yeah. 1544 00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:14,520 Okay. 1545 00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:15,520 So what do you want to do the triangle? 1546 00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:16,520 You can be a healer. 1547 00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:17,520 Like an EMT. 1548 00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:18,520 Oh, you're an EMT? 1549 00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:19,520 You can do a cleric. 1550 00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:20,520 Hell yeah. 1551 00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:23,080 Explain to him what that is because he doesn't know. 1552 00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:24,080 Please. 1553 00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:28,000 Clerics are usually they're religious characters. 1554 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:33,760 They wear heavy armor but you can pick any god. 1555 00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:35,420 It's the way to vest. 1556 00:49:35,420 --> 00:49:37,680 Yeah, it's the way to vest a carry around. 1557 00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:38,680 You specialize. 1558 00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:40,040 You can be a- I am special. 1559 00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:43,440 There's different paths in clerics but they're the best healers. 1560 00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:46,320 They're armored and they've got some cool spells and stuff. 1561 00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:47,320 Holy powers. 1562 00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:48,320 They can- zombies. 1563 00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:53,760 If you guys run against anything that's undead, cleric is going to have like- 1564 00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:54,760 I respect that. 1565 00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:59,760 Okay, so then, so you guys, so you fucking cast spells on a lot of people so we don't 1566 00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:02,120 have to get in the shit. 1567 00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:05,280 And if we do get in the shit, you throw me in there, I'll fuck them up and you heal me 1568 00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:06,280 if I get fucked up. 1569 00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:07,280 Yeah, yeah. 1570 00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:08,280 I like this. 1571 00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:09,280 I'm special. 1572 00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:10,280 That's a great, that's a great squad. 1573 00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:11,880 Are there preset spells and stuff? 1574 00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:12,880 Yes. 1575 00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:13,880 Okay. 1576 00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:14,880 Who presets them? 1577 00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:15,880 Um. 1578 00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:17,120 What, you just gotta look them up? 1579 00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:18,120 You can look them up. 1580 00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:20,480 Make sure Mark Braille does all of this. 1581 00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:21,480 Please, Mark. 1582 00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:25,880 You may have to buy a digital copy of the book, which is honestly worth it. 1583 00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:26,880 He asked for. 1584 00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:31,640 There's no way he doesn't have every edition. 1585 00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:33,640 But you can do D&D Beyond. 1586 00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:34,640 D&D Beyond? 1587 00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:39,880 And then it'll walk you through every stage of making your character. 1588 00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:40,880 But you can also- 1589 00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:41,880 No, dude. 1590 00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:42,880 You can also get Hope to fucking beat his ass. 1591 00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:46,160 We should get Hope to make us visual representation of the character. 1592 00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:47,160 Yes. 1593 00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:49,160 Oh yeah, you're Harold, the guitar hero controller. 1594 00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:50,160 Who's Hope? 1595 00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:51,960 Did you see what she did with us right there? 1596 00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:52,960 She did. 1597 00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:53,960 She did us that art right there. 1598 00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:54,960 She made me colorful. 1599 00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:55,960 Yeah, she could definitely draw your party. 1600 00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:56,960 And she's hilarious. 1601 00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:57,960 That would be sick. 1602 00:50:57,960 --> 00:50:58,960 Good singer. 1603 00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:00,960 And she probably plays D&D. 1604 00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:01,960 Yeah. 1605 00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:02,960 Yeah. 1606 00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:03,960 I'm sure. 1607 00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:04,960 Yeah, dude. 1608 00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:06,720 You guys are gonna have a blast playing. 1609 00:51:06,720 --> 00:51:07,720 That's a pretty good team. 1610 00:51:07,720 --> 00:51:08,720 Yeah. 1611 00:51:08,720 --> 00:51:09,720 I'm down. 1612 00:51:09,720 --> 00:51:10,720 Hell yeah. 1613 00:51:10,720 --> 00:51:11,720 Thanks for hooking us up. 1614 00:51:11,720 --> 00:51:12,720 Hell yeah. 1615 00:51:12,720 --> 00:51:13,720 Oh man. 1616 00:51:13,720 --> 00:51:14,720 Pretty good. 1617 00:51:14,720 --> 00:51:15,720 We might fucking beat the great. 1618 00:51:15,720 --> 00:51:16,720 I'm not gonna say it. 1619 00:51:16,720 --> 00:51:17,720 I'm not gonna say it. 1620 00:51:17,720 --> 00:51:18,720 I'm not gonna say it. 1621 00:51:18,720 --> 00:51:19,720 It's gotta be good. 1622 00:51:19,720 --> 00:51:23,720 But JJ, you're gonna have to change that instrument, man. 1623 00:51:23,720 --> 00:51:26,720 Triangle, I'm telling you, the triangle player, that's a dark fucking road. 1624 00:51:26,720 --> 00:51:28,720 You don't want to do that. 1625 00:51:28,720 --> 00:51:29,720 I don't know. 1626 00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:31,360 I had a mental breakdown playing the triangle, man. 1627 00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:32,360 You don't want to play the triangle. 1628 00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:33,360 What happened? 1629 00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:34,360 What happened? 1630 00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:35,360 I never told anybody about this, man. 1631 00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:36,360 I don't think you told it on here. 1632 00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:37,360 Oh man, I played percussion. 1633 00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:38,360 You played sleigh ride with a wooden clapper. 1634 00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:39,360 Do that in the show. 1635 00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:41,880 You played sleigh ride with a wooden clapper? 1636 00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:42,880 Do they have me play everything? 1637 00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:47,360 They have me play the clapper, the triangle, that big ass drum, the bass drum, the snare 1638 00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:48,360 drum. 1639 00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:49,360 What happened? 1640 00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:52,880 Okay, so this is the first time that I feel like, because they did pull me into class 1641 00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:53,880 shortly afterwards. 1642 00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:56,840 I had to talk to my mom right there thinking about how special. 1643 00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:59,840 I had a mental breakdown for the first time in my life. 1644 00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:00,840 So I was playing triangle. 1645 00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:01,840 Everybody used to always joke on me. 1646 00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:05,400 And they'd be like, Brandon, man, yeah, that triangle shit. 1647 00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:06,760 And laugh at me. 1648 00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:09,520 And then one day I just had it and I was like, that's fucking it. 1649 00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:16,200 And I threw the triangle on the ground and I ran into the sound room and I went off. 1650 00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:17,600 And you heard me in there. 1651 00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:21,840 I was like breathing hard and I just yelled and everybody's like, damn, man. 1652 00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:25,880 So then the lunch room, everybody lined up and I'm like, I'm sorry, Brandon, you okay, 1653 00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:26,880 buddy? 1654 00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:28,720 And everybody just tapped me on the back. 1655 00:52:28,720 --> 00:52:29,720 I went off. 1656 00:52:29,720 --> 00:52:30,720 They was there for you though. 1657 00:52:30,720 --> 00:52:31,720 You said, I'm tired of this shit. 1658 00:52:31,720 --> 00:52:32,720 Yeah, I was like, I'm tired of this shit. 1659 00:52:32,720 --> 00:52:33,720 And I threw the triangle on the ground. 1660 00:52:33,720 --> 00:52:37,680 You say that, everybody wants to be your friend. 1661 00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:38,680 Yeah. 1662 00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:41,240 And then, no, they thought I was special, man. 1663 00:52:41,240 --> 00:52:42,240 Like a dude last week. 1664 00:52:42,240 --> 00:52:43,240 Yeah, that too. 1665 00:52:43,240 --> 00:52:48,080 Like a dude last week told me on the wrestling team, he was like, yeah, bro, you know I had 1666 00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:50,640 to become your friend because the coach told me to. 1667 00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:51,880 They saw you were too awkward. 1668 00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:54,120 So I just wanted to help you out. 1669 00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:55,840 And then we became best buds. 1670 00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:56,840 Like we're bros right now. 1671 00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:59,680 He was like, man, I realize you're a cool ass dude. 1672 00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:00,680 See? 1673 00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:01,680 What, man? 1674 00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:04,680 Damn. 1675 00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:08,360 Somebody takes the time to get to know you. 1676 00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:09,360 I know. 1677 00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:10,360 He didn't have to. 1678 00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:11,360 He could have been like, fuck that weird ass kid. 1679 00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:16,600 But no, he's like, let me go over there and try to see what's his potential. 1680 00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:17,600 And we became bros, man. 1681 00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:18,600 We were eating that steak and shit. 1682 00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:19,600 The coach did give him an NIL deal. 1683 00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:20,600 He did give him. 1684 00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:21,600 But. 1685 00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:22,600 Yeah. 1686 00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:23,600 He did tell. 1687 00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:24,600 He did. 1688 00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:25,600 He was like, yeah, he put me up to it. 1689 00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:26,600 Coach, you know what was up though. 1690 00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:27,600 He knew you needed it, right? 1691 00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:28,600 Oh yeah. 1692 00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:29,600 He was like, that dude is weird as hell, man. 1693 00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:30,600 Go try to talk to him. 1694 00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:31,600 He's too... 1695 00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:32,600 He's too good to beat you up. 1696 00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:33,600 No. 1697 00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:34,600 No, no. 1698 00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:35,600 That dude was crazy, man. 1699 00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:36,600 He peed on somebody, bro. 1700 00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:41,600 He was like, I whooped his ass and peed on him in the parking lot. 1701 00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:42,600 Which I respect. 1702 00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:45,600 You gotta do what you gotta do. 1703 00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:48,600 He casted the spell on him, man. 1704 00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:49,600 Which I respect. 1705 00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:51,600 What'd they call it? 1706 00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:52,600 That golden shower? 1707 00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:53,600 Yeah. 1708 00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:54,600 Damn, bro. 1709 00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:55,600 I don't think. 1710 00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:57,600 I'm not going to say his name, man. 1711 00:53:57,600 --> 00:53:58,600 I don't know. 1712 00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:02,600 Well, just to be clear, golden shower doesn't usually include whipping their ass first. 1713 00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:04,600 Yeah, that was wild as hell. 1714 00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:05,600 Yeah, golden shower. 1715 00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:07,600 I think they both wanted a golden shower. 1716 00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:08,600 This dude, man. 1717 00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:09,600 What's that called? 1718 00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:10,600 A golden shower? 1719 00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:12,600 Somebody beats your ass and pisses on you? 1720 00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:13,600 It's a golden... 1721 00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:14,600 Pretty much. 1722 00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:15,600 Consensual, it sounds like. 1723 00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:17,600 That's the Armenian golden shower. 1724 00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:20,600 Ooh, what's the Armenian, man? 1725 00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:21,600 It's a race. 1726 00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:22,600 It's a race in D&D. 1727 00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:23,600 Oh, okay, cool. 1728 00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:26,600 Let me beat RDN, whatever the fuck you call it. 1729 00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:27,600 Beat who? 1730 00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:28,600 RDN? 1731 00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:29,600 Yeah, they're like flying birds. 1732 00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:30,600 Ooh. 1733 00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:33,600 But the orcs don't recognize them. 1734 00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:37,600 Hey, man, I've never been in the sky. 1735 00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:38,600 You never taken a plane? 1736 00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:41,600 Well, I mean, I did when I was an infant, but I don't remember that. 1737 00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:43,600 You don't remember if you get on a plane? 1738 00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:44,600 I wouldn't get on one right now. 1739 00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:46,600 Hell no, I wouldn't get on one right now. 1740 00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:47,600 Everybody can't. 1741 00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:49,600 I saw the one where the engine just cut out. 1742 00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:50,600 Nah, bro. 1743 00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:51,600 I'm taking the bus. 1744 00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:52,600 I refuse. 1745 00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:53,600 I refuse, man. 1746 00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:55,600 You still got to fly, man. 1747 00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:57,600 I'm going to retire. 1748 00:54:57,600 --> 00:54:58,600 I'm doing my last flight. 1749 00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:00,600 I'm a fucking foreigner in our presidency here. 1750 00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:01,600 Ooh, yeah. 1751 00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:02,600 I'm tired of this. 1752 00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:06,600 Look, I'm tired of fucking these fucking nerds becoming bullies. 1753 00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:08,600 I'm sick of it. 1754 00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:09,600 And you know what? 1755 00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:10,600 It's your fault, America. 1756 00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:11,600 Yes, it is. 1757 00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:15,600 Because in my day, in my day, you know what we would have did to Elon Musk? 1758 00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:19,600 We would have fucking poured goddamn toilet water on his head before second period. 1759 00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:21,600 This is what we would have fucking did. 1760 00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:23,600 You know when you're talking about bullying people? 1761 00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:25,600 You don't bully the small guy. 1762 00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:27,600 He's just trying to, you know, he had his growth spurt. 1763 00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:28,600 He's just trying to fit in. 1764 00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:29,600 No, you don't bully him. 1765 00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:34,600 You bully the guy that hides his fucking answers when you're trying to cheat off the test. 1766 00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:37,600 It's like dude, it's fucking algebra. 1767 00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:38,600 Nobody needs that shit. 1768 00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:39,600 So anyway. 1769 00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:40,600 Amen. 1770 00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:41,600 Exactly. 1771 00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:42,600 I couldn't agree more. 1772 00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:43,600 Right? 1773 00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:46,600 And if they would have bullied him in school, he wouldn't be like this. 1774 00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:47,600 Exactly. 1775 00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:48,600 Look at me. 1776 00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:49,600 Right? 1777 00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:50,600 The fuck? 1778 00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:51,600 Yes. 1779 00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:52,600 And you're a perfect example. 1780 00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:53,600 Fuck, I took that shit like a fucking man. 1781 00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:54,600 Nah, I am a man. 1782 00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:55,600 Tell them. 1783 00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:56,600 Shit. 1784 00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:57,600 Goddamn Africans. 1785 00:55:57,600 --> 00:55:58,600 They can't, I'm tired of them. 1786 00:55:58,600 --> 00:55:59,600 Africans. 1787 00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:00,600 Oh, well, man. 1788 00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:01,600 All of them. 1789 00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:02,600 All of them, man. 1790 00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:03,600 Well. 1791 00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:04,600 Most of them. 1792 00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:05,600 This guy. 1793 00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:06,600 Couple of others. 1794 00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:07,600 What time is it, Alex? 1795 00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:08,600 I tell you, it is 616. 1796 00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:09,600 It's 616. 1797 00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:10,600 Let's not say that too quick. 1798 00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:11,600 Huh? 1799 00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:12,600 Oh, I was just saying 616. 1800 00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:13,600 Tookie Williams. 1801 00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:14,600 Tookie Williams? 1802 00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:15,600 Who is that? 1803 00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:16,600 Tookie? 1804 00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:17,600 Tookie. 1805 00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:18,600 Let me search that up. 1806 00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:19,600 Should I? 1807 00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:22,600 Isn't that Mike Sales' cousin? 1808 00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:23,600 Tookie Tuan? 1809 00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:24,600 Tookie Williams. 1810 00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:25,600 Look at this guy, man. 1811 00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:26,600 Ooh. 1812 00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:27,600 Oh my God. 1813 00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:35,120 Okay, I don't know why the fuck I said it like that, but I was trying to bait. 1814 00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:36,120 I know this man. 1815 00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:38,480 I don't suppose I have anything to plug. 1816 00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:41,400 Nah, you got something, man. 1817 00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:42,400 Catch you in Austin. 1818 00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:43,880 I can put your socials out. 1819 00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:44,880 Oh, yeah. 1820 00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:47,200 Catch me in Austin. 1821 00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:50,600 I host Main Course Comedy. 1822 00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:53,240 We do them like three a month. 1823 00:56:53,240 --> 00:56:55,240 Check out maincoursecomedy.com. 1824 00:56:55,240 --> 00:56:59,760 I host that regularly. 1825 00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:00,760 What else? 1826 00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:02,480 I want to get the podcast back going. 1827 00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:03,480 Spooky fun time. 1828 00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:05,040 Go watch those ten old episodes. 1829 00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:07,200 Yeah, they were good. 1830 00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:10,200 And then I think that's it. 1831 00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:12,200 Cartoon you just voiced. 1832 00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:13,200 Oh! 1833 00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:14,200 What? 1834 00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:15,200 I just, well, I mean there's stuff. 1835 00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:16,760 I just don't have anything that's like fun. 1836 00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:20,640 I did like a, I've done an audition that went well. 1837 00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:22,560 I'm doing some short film stuff. 1838 00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:23,560 Hell yeah. 1839 00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:26,040 I'm grinding my little tits off. 1840 00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:27,040 What was the thing? 1841 00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:33,040 Oh yeah, and then Zach, my friend Zach wrote a cartoon, Zach Hedrick, wrote a cartoon. 1842 00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:37,880 It's called The Brood and I'm one of the leads in that. 1843 00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:42,160 We're going to, at the end of March, we're going to Tampa. 1844 00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:44,960 I guess that's a good thing to plug. 1845 00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:45,960 What is that? 1846 00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:53,320 We're going to be, yeah, it's going to be in Tampa at the end of March. 1847 00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:55,600 Where is the side splitter show? 1848 00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:57,560 I'll just put Tampa I guess on all those dates. 1849 00:57:57,560 --> 00:58:00,040 It's ending in March at some point. 1850 00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:06,040 Either the 20th, sometime between the 25th and the 30th is when I'm going to be in Tampa. 1851 00:58:06,040 --> 00:58:08,320 But we're going to show the cartoon and then we're doing sets. 1852 00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:09,320 So it's going to be fun. 1853 00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:10,320 Hey, oh that's bad. 1854 00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:13,520 Yeah, I think it's going to be at side splitters, that one. 1855 00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:14,520 But I don't know. 1856 00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:15,520 Zach planned the whole tour. 1857 00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:16,520 I got a ticket and I'm going. 1858 00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:17,520 Thanks for coming on, bro. 1859 00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:18,520 Thank you, man. 1860 00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:19,520 Thank you guys so much for having me. 1861 00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:20,520 I love you. 1862 00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:21,520 Love you too, man. 1863 00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:22,520 Now we got to go to a fucking show. 1864 00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:23,520 Hey, go hairline this motherfucker. 1865 00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:24,520 We got hairliners on here, cuz. 1866 00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:25,520 I'm going to go show my ass. 1867 00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:26,520 Hell yeah, go out there, show, eat ass, live life, do what you got to do, bro. 1868 00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:27,520 I didn't mean to bring this up, Dom, but Pat's out there. 1869 00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:28,520 Oh yeah. 1870 00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:29,520 I walked in and Pat was like, y'all. 1871 00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:48,520 I'm going to go show my ass. 1872 00:58:48,520 --> 00:59:16,520 I'm going to go show my ass. 1873 00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:17,520 I hate Scrappy Doo.