1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:08,000 This week on Clown College. 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,440 You never committed a crime, you never got caught for committing a crime. 3 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:11,440 Never got caught. 4 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:12,440 Yeah, there you go. 5 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:13,440 I feel like we all should commit a crime now. 6 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:15,640 We got a felon for a president. 7 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:16,640 Hell yeah. 8 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:17,640 That's it. 9 00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:21,040 We should, every American should get like two free felonies. 10 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:22,040 Oh God. 11 00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:23,040 I do agree. 12 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:26,000 If you can be a f***ing president, you can work at Toyota and have a felony. 13 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:27,000 You know what I mean? 14 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:28,000 Yeah. 15 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:32,800 Welcome to Clown College. 16 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:33,800 We have profound knowledge. 17 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:36,000 In many ways to elevate and make your sound polished. 18 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:40,320 So if you want to hear a little honest, a few takes on our ways to make it as a comic, 19 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:42,680 then stick around for a while to put down the clown. 20 00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:47,680 We got the guests right now just to show you how. 21 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:50,680 Let's all go to Clown College baby. 22 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:55,680 It's with Brandon, Willis, Don, and JJ. 23 00:00:55,680 --> 00:01:00,680 Let's all go to Clown College baby. 24 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:07,680 It's with Brandon, Willis, Don, and JJ. 25 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:09,680 Okay, this is the end of the movie. 26 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:10,680 Spoiler alert. 27 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:11,680 This is towards the end. 28 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:14,680 He basically like has sex with that dude's grave. 29 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:19,680 Not the dead body, but like he gets naked after this and like puts his wiener in the 30 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:20,680 dirt. 31 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:21,680 And it's real weird, man. 32 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:22,680 This whole f***ing movie is weird. 33 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:29,280 And then spoiler alert, you find out at the very end that this guy orchestrated all of 34 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:33,040 their deaths so that he could get this big fancy house. 35 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:37,320 And then at the end he dances around to like this song and he's butt ass naked and you 36 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:40,200 see full penis. 37 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:43,040 What's up with the more penis in movies now and less tits? 38 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:44,320 Yeah, that's crazy. 39 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:45,320 It's scientifically proven. 40 00:01:45,320 --> 00:01:46,320 There's no tits. 41 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:47,320 Exactly. 42 00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:48,320 The ETQ took over the world. 43 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:49,320 No, but no. 44 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:50,320 Here, here. 45 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:53,320 It took over the world. 46 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:54,320 Jesus Christ. 47 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:55,320 We're already in it. 48 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:56,320 We're in it now. 49 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:57,320 We got Pat on this. 50 00:01:57,320 --> 00:01:58,320 Big Pat was coming. 51 00:01:58,320 --> 00:01:59,320 Hell yeah. 52 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:00,320 What's going on, man? 53 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:05,720 You bringing it hot up. 54 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:11,520 There is some straight activity in this movie, but it's not good straight, bro. 55 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:13,520 What is good straight? 56 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:14,520 What is bad straight? 57 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:15,520 I'll tell you bad straight. 58 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:16,520 That's what I'm saying. 59 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:17,520 What is bad straight? 60 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:19,400 I'll tell you bad straight, dude. 61 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:21,760 Barry Keegan's character, I forget his name. 62 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:24,760 I think it's Oliver. 63 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:30,000 Oliver is posted up in this fancy, but he goes and spends the summer with this guy because 64 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:33,640 he makes up this lie that his parents are crackheads. 65 00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:34,700 They're not. 66 00:02:34,700 --> 00:02:37,200 You don't know at the time, but they end up not being crackheads at all. 67 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:39,200 I love how you're spoiling this movie. 68 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:41,200 Please spoil it because I ain't watching the movie. 69 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:42,200 I'm not watching the movie. 70 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:43,200 Me neither, man. 71 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:44,200 I'm not watching this movie for the plot, bro. 72 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:46,280 I'm not watching it, too. 73 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:51,800 So he goes, he stays with these people, and there's a girl that stays at the mansion. 74 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:56,400 The Barry Keegan's character, he sees her from his window in the nighttime, and she's 75 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:58,680 wearing this very scandalous dress. 76 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:02,440 They're all rich as fuck and just kind of weird acting. 77 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:04,680 What girl got you to watch this movie? 78 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:09,480 I watched it with my girlfriend, Maddie, but it was my idea to watch it because I heard 79 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:10,480 so much about it. 80 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:13,320 I didn't know what it was about, though. 81 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:16,000 So she's sitting on this bench under his window. 82 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,040 It's very Shakespearean. 83 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:21,840 And then he comes out there, and one thing leads to another, and he starts fangirling 84 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:22,840 her. 85 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:26,000 And it's that time of the month. 86 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:33,480 And then he puts his hand in her mouth and mandible claws her shit. 87 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:38,120 And then he starts saying weird white people shit where he's like, I'm a vampire. 88 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:40,680 And he starts eating her period blood. 89 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:41,680 I can't, bro. 90 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:42,680 Well, we're dedicated. 91 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:43,680 We cannot do this, though. 92 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:44,680 It's been done. 93 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:47,680 Oh, man. 94 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:48,680 Why? 95 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:49,680 Why make that? 96 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:50,680 It's upsetting. 97 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:51,680 That was my favorite part. 98 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:56,560 You know when it says most replayed at the bottom? 99 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:57,560 That was at that scene. 100 00:03:57,560 --> 00:03:58,560 He's just naked. 101 00:03:58,560 --> 00:03:59,560 It's all me. 102 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:00,560 I'm happy for you. 103 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:05,560 I heard you wore a prosthetic belt, which is... 104 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:06,560 It looks real to me, man. 105 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:07,560 God damn. 106 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:08,560 This is crazy. 107 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:09,560 I think I would believe in my ability to do that. 108 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:10,560 You think it's real, Adol? 109 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:11,560 No, I don't. 110 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:12,560 If it's prosthetic, we can shove it in. 111 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:15,560 Why do you study his dick, man? 112 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:16,560 I'm just playing. 113 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:17,560 Don't pull it up. 114 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:18,560 I'm good. 115 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:19,560 He was studying his dick. 116 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:20,560 He was studying his dick. 117 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:25,560 Pat will never talk to me again after this episode, dude. 118 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:26,560 Okay, okay. 119 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:27,560 We ain't that cool. 120 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:28,560 I'm gonna start back up. 121 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:29,560 Brandon, how you been? 122 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:30,560 Been good, man. 123 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:31,560 You know, just doing school, working. 124 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:32,560 Living life. 125 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:33,560 How school? 126 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:34,560 You just got 100 on test? 127 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:35,560 Yeah, I got 83 on one. 128 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:36,560 Yeah, so yeah, I'm pretty good. 129 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:37,560 That's the CPR class. 130 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:42,560 Been doing good, man. 131 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:43,560 Give yourself. 132 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:44,560 Hell yeah, a little applause. 133 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:45,560 We're gonna save some lives. 134 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:48,560 You held that a lot longer than you do for most people. 135 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:49,560 Oh yeah, man, I'm proud. 136 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:50,560 Proud as hell, man. 137 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:51,560 Good road. 138 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:52,560 Good road. 139 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:53,560 What was the class? 140 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:54,560 Oh, EMS class. 141 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:55,560 Oh, shit, okay then. 142 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:56,560 Then I was deaf and went in for three days. 143 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:57,560 How did that happen? 144 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:58,560 Just woke up. 145 00:04:58,560 --> 00:04:59,560 I was deaf. 146 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:00,560 I had to get like a tube in my ear. 147 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:01,560 Wait, what? 148 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:02,560 Are you CPR-savvy? 149 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:03,560 Yeah, I'm a CPR-savvy. 150 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:08,560 Hold on, huh? 151 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:13,560 Don't go away from the, you were deaf for three days? 152 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:15,560 Well, yeah, I couldn't hear one ear for three days, man. 153 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:16,560 What was wrong? 154 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:17,560 Did you get them to do it in class? 155 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:19,560 I don't know, it's just something in there. 156 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:20,560 Thankfully, they cleaned it out. 157 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:21,560 They flushed it out. 158 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:22,560 Yeah, they flushed it out. 159 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:23,560 You had wax. 160 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:24,560 You had wax going up, bro. 161 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:27,560 Yeah, because I kept digging in there myself and trying to get stuff out. 162 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:28,560 And it just pushes it farther back. 163 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:30,560 Yeah, and then that's my problem. 164 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:31,560 I've had this happen to me. 165 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:35,560 I had to go a couple times to get the wax flushed out of my ear. 166 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:36,560 Really? 167 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:37,560 Yeah. 168 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:38,560 How about their coast? 169 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:39,560 I don't know. 170 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:40,560 Damn, man. 171 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:44,560 My dad taught me this thing about medical bills where you just don't pay them. 172 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:46,560 Pat, I know you agree with that. 173 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:48,560 Hell yeah, real nigga shit. 174 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:49,560 He's got my plies. 175 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:51,560 And he likes black women. 176 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:52,560 He does. 177 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:53,560 He does? 178 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:54,560 Yeah. 179 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:55,560 Oh, man. 180 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:57,560 Keep him away from our women. 181 00:05:57,560 --> 00:06:02,560 My dad, I don't think I've ever said anything about where my dad works on the podcast. 182 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:06,560 I'm not going to, but he's like, we hired this new girl at work and I've been training 183 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:07,560 her. 184 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:08,560 And he's like, she's a freak. 185 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:10,560 She's just the wrong color. 186 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:14,560 He said, not only is she white, she's got red hair. 187 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:15,560 Oh, shit. 188 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:17,560 Your dad's a fucking beast. 189 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:19,560 Just fucking, to Christ. 190 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:21,560 Be my dream to get him on here and talk to him. 191 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:22,560 We'll get him on here. 192 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:25,560 The problems will come after the episode releases. 193 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:27,560 We'll just have to heavily censor. 194 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:30,560 Oh my God, dude. 195 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:32,560 He would love nothing more than that. 196 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:34,560 He loves guns, man. 197 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,560 He loves guns. 198 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:39,560 Ace builds his own fucking ammo. 199 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:40,560 Can you make the ammo? 200 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:41,560 Yeah, hell yeah. 201 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:42,560 But like, is that illegal? 202 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:43,560 You keep the brass. 203 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:44,560 Yeah. 204 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:45,560 I don't know. 205 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:46,560 Actually, I don't know. 206 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:47,560 Never know. 207 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:54,560 How do you feel about not being on the ride and lift anymore? 208 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:55,560 Oh, shit, nigga. 209 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:58,560 I ain't never liked lift, though. 210 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:02,560 Those lift drivers take too long to get to my destination. 211 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:04,560 Uber has always been my number one source. 212 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:06,560 But I got a car now, so I don't need Uber. 213 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:08,560 Did you get banned from lift? 214 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:09,560 No, I didn't get banned from lift. 215 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:11,560 Now, I'm talking about the fat. 216 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:12,560 Oh, yeah, man. 217 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:13,560 Nobody's got it. 218 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:14,560 I like both big people. 219 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:16,560 I know I'm big, God damn it. 220 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:21,560 I don't like, look, I'm going to say it like this. 221 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:23,560 You knew damn well that wasn't going to fly the way she thought 222 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:24,560 that was going to fly. 223 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:25,560 Oh, no, man. 224 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:26,560 No way. 225 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:28,560 But you fit in this chair easy. 226 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:29,560 Yeah. 227 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:31,560 You're agile for how big you are. 228 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:32,560 Yeah, man. 229 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:36,560 I'm very tall, so it comes with the territory. 230 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:38,560 Big, big, looks good on me. 231 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:40,560 It don't look good on me right now. 232 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:44,560 I'd like to share like 100, 150 pounds. 233 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:45,560 I'd be stocky. 234 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:46,560 I'd be good. 235 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:47,560 Probably 250. 236 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:48,560 But you look good. 237 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:50,560 Have you worked out with it? 238 00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:51,560 Yeah. 239 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:54,560 Yeah, it'd be like, what that boy name, D-Bow, the one that died. 240 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:55,560 D-Bow from Friday? 241 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:56,560 Oh, yeah. 242 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:57,560 Yeah, that'd be nice. 243 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:58,560 I could be like D-Bow. 244 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:00,560 So you're going to shave your dreads and stuff? 245 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:01,560 No, I ain't shaving my dreads. 246 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:03,560 You ain't ever going to cut them off? 247 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:04,560 No. 248 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:05,560 That's in the Bible. 249 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:06,560 You can't do that shit. 250 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:07,560 You're talking about D-Bow right here. 251 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:08,560 Yeah. 252 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:09,560 That's in the Bible. 253 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:10,560 You can't do that. 254 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:11,560 That is true. 255 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:12,560 Can I have one of them? 256 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:13,560 Samson. 257 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:14,560 No. 258 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:15,560 Okay. 259 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:16,560 Do they ever fall out? 260 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:17,560 One of them fall out? 261 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:18,560 Yeah. 262 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:19,560 Two of them actually fell out before, man. 263 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:22,560 I was stressed out with some shit. 264 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:23,560 That's real, man. 265 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:27,560 Yeah, my sister had to go back and sew them in for me, but you did it. 266 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:28,560 Oh, nice. 267 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:29,560 Yeah. 268 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:32,560 Speaking of hair, you know we're doing the... Oh, we changed the shoot to Sunday. 269 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:34,560 Can you do Sunday morning? 270 00:08:34,560 --> 00:08:35,560 Yeah. 271 00:08:35,560 --> 00:08:36,560 All right. 272 00:08:36,560 --> 00:08:41,680 And later on, whenever Raina does her part, we kind of need you to put one of these wigs 273 00:08:41,680 --> 00:08:42,680 on. 274 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:44,240 What kind of wig? 275 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:45,560 It's a straight hair wig. 276 00:08:45,560 --> 00:08:46,560 Oh, good. 277 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:47,560 Good? 278 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:51,560 Oh, that's going to be the thing that represents these, the hell yeah. 279 00:08:51,560 --> 00:08:53,560 Hold up, hold up, hold up. 280 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:56,560 We got a big skit coming up, guys. 281 00:08:56,560 --> 00:08:59,560 And just the dress. 282 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:00,560 No. 283 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:01,560 You got to hear me out. 284 00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:02,560 You got to hear me out. 285 00:09:02,560 --> 00:09:03,560 It's like a romp. 286 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:04,560 See? 287 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:07,560 This short, defined leg hole. 288 00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:11,560 First of all, my big ass ain't putting on no dress. 289 00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:13,560 Second of all, I can't put on no dress. 290 00:09:13,560 --> 00:09:14,560 My folks gonna see that shit. 291 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:15,560 They're looking at me all types of way. 292 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:18,560 What do you mean, it's for the sake of comedy. 293 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:19,560 Not about comedy? 294 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:20,560 Yeah. 295 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,560 Hey, Kid Cudi does it just for you. 296 00:09:23,560 --> 00:09:24,560 Oh, Young Thug? 297 00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:26,560 It ain't nobody bought a Kid Cudi album since when. 298 00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:27,560 Young Thug? 299 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:28,560 Day and night. 300 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:29,560 He's in prison? 301 00:09:29,560 --> 00:09:30,560 I never listen to Young Thug. 302 00:09:30,560 --> 00:09:31,560 You don't like Young Thug? 303 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:32,560 Really? 304 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:33,560 I don't, not like him. 305 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:34,560 Slime? 306 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:35,560 I just don't like him. 307 00:09:35,560 --> 00:09:36,560 I just, you know. 308 00:09:36,560 --> 00:09:37,560 Jeffrey? 309 00:09:37,560 --> 00:09:38,560 Yeah, who knows? 310 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:39,560 I've been killed. 311 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:40,560 I mean, I heard a couple of songs about him. 312 00:09:40,560 --> 00:09:43,560 He's okay, but I'm not rushing to no Young Thug album. 313 00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:44,560 Yeah. 314 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:45,560 I'm talking about Joe Budden guy. 315 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:46,560 Yeah. 316 00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:47,560 That's a podcast, yeah. 317 00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:48,560 You know, he is a good MC. 318 00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:51,560 But you know, he was trending on Twitter yesterday. 319 00:09:51,560 --> 00:09:53,560 What was he trending? 320 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:54,560 You know, it's crazy. 321 00:09:54,560 --> 00:10:00,560 People were actually saying that Joe Budden would wipe the floor with Drake in a rap battle. 322 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:02,560 And I believe it. 323 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:07,560 I mean, he could do that, but he'll never make as good a music. 324 00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:09,560 Doesn't that matter? 325 00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:11,560 I hate how people don't see that matter. 326 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:13,560 I don't give a fuck what he's talking about. 327 00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:16,560 Like Kendrick made a whole album about Drake. 328 00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:17,560 It's not, you know. 329 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:19,560 Not what's that whole album? 330 00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:21,560 Every song in there got a little slight to them. 331 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:22,560 True. 332 00:10:22,560 --> 00:10:23,560 Every rapper does that. 333 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:24,560 Tell them, Brandon. 334 00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:25,560 Every rapper does that. 335 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:26,560 Drake does it. 336 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:27,560 Who? 337 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:28,560 Drake. 338 00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:29,560 Drake did it all the time. 339 00:10:29,560 --> 00:10:30,560 It's not a whole album, maybe a song. 340 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:31,560 No. 341 00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:36,560 Like, if you listen to Drake's music, most of his music is talking about people who low-key 342 00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:37,560 don't like him. 343 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:42,560 Like, Drake always know that people that low-key like him in the music business. 344 00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:43,560 Yeah, because he too big. 345 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:44,560 Not even that. 346 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:45,560 He is too big. 347 00:10:45,560 --> 00:10:46,560 He's too hot. 348 00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:47,560 You get too big, they take you down. 349 00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:48,560 It's not even that. 350 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:49,560 Wow. 351 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:50,560 Because, like, think about it. 352 00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:51,560 I think it's how he behaves. 353 00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:52,560 Because think about it. 354 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:56,560 Like, One Little Wine was the hottest rapper alive. 355 00:10:56,560 --> 00:11:00,560 It wasn't no rapper really going behind his back, trying to talk shit about him behind 356 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:01,560 his back, for real, for real. 357 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:02,560 No. 358 00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:03,560 They just trying to kill him. 359 00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:08,560 It's just the idea that Drake was this nerdy rapper guy who came from Canada, who got 360 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:10,560 big, it got better. 361 00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:12,560 And, you know, he surpassed everybody. 362 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:16,560 And then in the process, he was fucking all their hoes and shit. 363 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:17,560 True. 364 00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:18,560 They got mad. 365 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:19,560 They couldn't tell. 366 00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:22,560 Well, you can't do that. 367 00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:26,560 If he's snaking people, that's fucked up. 368 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:30,560 This thing I just heard is just listen to content creators talk. 369 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:31,560 That kind of... 370 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,560 But you take it as the Bible. 371 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:36,560 No, just, you know, niggatry. 372 00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:40,560 You think it's because he's like a horrible gambler too? 373 00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:44,560 Drake, man, he always loses every squirt bet. 374 00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:46,560 Well, you know all that. 375 00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:48,560 Yeah, like he's notorious for it, man. 376 00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:49,560 He lose thousands. 377 00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:52,560 He throws some big bets down, but the ones I've saw, he's actually won on. 378 00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:53,560 Really? 379 00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:54,560 He won some? 380 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:55,560 Yeah. 381 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:56,560 I've seen some where he won. 382 00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:57,560 But he throws down like a crazy amount. 383 00:11:57,560 --> 00:11:59,560 Him and that mattress mat guy. 384 00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:02,560 Yeah, dude, that mattress mat guy is always fucking... 385 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:06,560 He's getting like a $34 million bet on the World Series. 386 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:07,560 Every year. 387 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,560 Like how fucking good are these mattresses? 388 00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:13,560 This dude just sells mattresses in Houston and makes like a fuck ton of money, man. 389 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:14,560 He's just done it like forever. 390 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:15,560 Look at him. 391 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:16,560 Mattress mat. 392 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:18,560 That motherfucker doing some kind of swindle. 393 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:19,560 Oh my gosh, bro. 394 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:21,560 He looks like Jimmy Carter now. 395 00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:22,560 Yeah. 396 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:23,560 Tell me about it. 397 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:24,560 In the grave? 398 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:25,560 Yeah. 399 00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:26,560 Yeah. 400 00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:27,560 Kind of looks like Nosferatu. 401 00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:28,560 That's weird though. 402 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:33,560 I forgot that man died until you just brought his name up, Jimmy Carter. 403 00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:36,560 See, we don't worry about white people's deaths as much. 404 00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:37,560 Definitely. 405 00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:40,560 You know who's a black person I'm worried about right now? 406 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:41,560 Kodak Black, man. 407 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:42,560 Me too, man. 408 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:49,560 If he don't clean this shit up, he got about two or three, and that's being lenient. 409 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:50,560 If you were out there... 410 00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:54,880 Now, hopefully it was like a stunt and then his boys was out there behind him, but if 411 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:59,000 he out there sitting on the fucking curb of the street eating chicken with all that shit 412 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,000 on... 413 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,000 I think he is. 414 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:05,240 I think he is, because he's doing all that shit, but he's still got records coming out. 415 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:08,240 He's still got music dropping. 416 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:09,240 He's a talent. 417 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:10,240 And he just sounds... 418 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:13,240 I heard he just sounds some type of New Deal or something. 419 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:14,240 I don't know what it is. 420 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:16,880 It ain't got nothing to do with how fucking the drugs is going to fuck his ass up. 421 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:17,880 Yeah, true. 422 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,480 Look at this. 423 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:21,120 You can never get this bad. 424 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:25,000 And if you do, what it is is people are scared and be like, I ain't going to be the same 425 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:28,760 person if I can't do whatever his thing is. 426 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:30,920 But once you get to this point, you got to. 427 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:35,840 You got to stop it, because you can't control yourself. 428 00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:37,560 You can't be like, I'm going to have whatever... 429 00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:38,560 Let's say he does percs. 430 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:41,240 I'm going to just have one perc two times a week. 431 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:42,240 He can't do that. 432 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:43,240 Nope. 433 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:46,240 So which crazy is better, the Kodak crazy or the Kanye crazy? 434 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:47,240 Kanye crazy is better. 435 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:48,240 Kanye crazy is not out here. 436 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:49,240 He is going to die. 437 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:50,240 Kanye is mentally insane. 438 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:51,240 This looks like a racist political cartoon. 439 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:52,240 But this is a bad situation. 440 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:53,240 That chicken don't even look all the way cooked. 441 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:54,240 Just putting that out there. 442 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:55,240 Looking over here, that chicken don't look all the way cooked. 443 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:56,240 Yeah, this is bad, man. 444 00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:57,240 So we're both looking at cock. 445 00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:58,240 We're just speaking this. 446 00:13:58,240 --> 00:13:59,240 Look at that dead bird. 447 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:00,240 He's sucking the eye of a fish, bro, for good luck. 448 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,240 Oh yeah, they eat that. 449 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:02,240 Fish head. 450 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:03,240 He like Haitian or some shit. 451 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:04,240 Oh, never mind. 452 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:05,240 Never mind. 453 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:06,240 That's good, man. 454 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:07,240 I love Kodak music. 455 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:08,240 Jamaica's ate that shit too. 456 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:09,240 I love Kodak music. 457 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:10,240 I love Kodak music. 458 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,240 I love Kodak music. 459 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:12,240 I love Kodak music. 460 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:13,240 I love Kodak music. 461 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:20,240 Jamaica's ate that shit too. 462 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:23,240 Yeah, suck that fish head. 463 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:25,040 Kodak music is the shit, bro. 464 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:28,080 It's like the funniest yet the most sad video of Kodak. 465 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:29,080 Not that one. 466 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:30,280 I'll go back to the other one. 467 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:32,840 He goes to University of Florida. 468 00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:35,160 He's in the locker room with the football team. 469 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:37,760 And he's giving a motivational speech or whatever. 470 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:40,360 And he said, and I'm going to come back to college and get my degree. 471 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:41,560 And they all start laughing at him. 472 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:44,280 But then he looks sad because he was being for real. 473 00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:48,960 And that might have turned him to this, dude. 474 00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:50,400 He been on that shit for a minute. 475 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:51,760 I don't know what it is though. 476 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:52,760 I mean. 477 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:53,760 This ain't weed. 478 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:54,760 No. 479 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:55,760 This is not weed. 480 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:56,760 Clearly not. 481 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:57,760 What you think it is, Pat? 482 00:14:57,760 --> 00:14:58,760 What drug? 483 00:14:58,760 --> 00:14:59,760 Molly. 484 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:00,760 That could be. 485 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:05,760 You know what I'm thinking? 486 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:08,480 He's on a plethora of things. 487 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:10,360 I know he does the perks and all that type of stuff. 488 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,120 But it don't make you act like this. 489 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,760 I think this might be K2, dog. 490 00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:15,760 Maybe. 491 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:16,760 K2 is the fake weed. 492 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:17,760 The spice. 493 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:20,760 People say I smoke with that shit. 494 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:21,760 Why? 495 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:23,280 Bro, if you go into Austin, that's all they... 496 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:27,280 When you see, you'll see homeless people hitting the fucking bricks of the outside walls and 497 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:30,000 they talking to themselves and they are very aggressive. 498 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,920 That's all that K2 shit. 499 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:32,920 Because it makes you go crazy. 500 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:33,920 I was into two or three years. 501 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:34,920 I saw that shit. 502 00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:35,920 I saw spice one time before. 503 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:42,240 I was in Talladega, Alabama working at Pizza Hut. 504 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:46,480 And this chick who I knew from my job, she was trying to get a better job so she was 505 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:47,480 smoking that spice shit. 506 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:50,480 I looked at that shit, I was like, oh hell no. 507 00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:53,480 It looked like some drug corn was in that shit. 508 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:55,480 It's Lace Popperia is literally what it is. 509 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:56,480 Oh hell no. 510 00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:58,440 I used to roll the tiniest bunch. 511 00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:01,120 You just take two hits, you're in a fucking different... 512 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:02,120 Because you do it for that. 513 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:03,120 You're like, oh you get drug tests. 514 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:04,760 I was in Army, I get drug tests. 515 00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:06,600 That first shit did smoke like weed. 516 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:10,280 You're like, dude this is fucking weed and you can just buy it at the gas station. 517 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:16,000 And then you're like, now I'm fucking sleeping in my mom's driveway and D-Lo had to come 518 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,000 out there and get me. 519 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,920 I was like, alright maybe I need to stop now. 520 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:21,920 When D-Lo's helping you. 521 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:22,920 Damn. 522 00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:23,920 Act it up bro. 523 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:26,920 I like my weed illegal. 524 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:28,880 That shit can't give me my illegal weed. 525 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:30,320 It shouldn't be illegal anymore. 526 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:31,320 I mean come on man. 527 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:32,680 What the fuck are we doing? 528 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:35,120 I was talking to this guy from Canada yesterday. 529 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,120 I was playing Counter-Strike. 530 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,440 I met him on there. 531 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:42,800 And I was talking to him and he was saying that weed is legal there and that the cops 532 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:43,840 smoke weed. 533 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:46,800 You just can't smoke 24 hours before your shift. 534 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:49,920 And I'm like, bro that would never fly here. 535 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:51,520 No that would not. 536 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:52,960 No that would not. 537 00:16:52,960 --> 00:17:00,600 It should fly whenever somebody is brave enough to just put, legalize this shit. 538 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:04,200 They don't want to because then they got to let all these people out of prison and all 539 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,200 that stuff. 540 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,440 But I mean it's no way it's worse than alcohol. 541 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:12,920 I do, I don't smoke reefers but I drink. 542 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:13,920 Way worse. 543 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:14,920 Way worse than weed. 544 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:17,160 Thank you for pulling this up man. 545 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:18,160 I didn't know what it was. 546 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:22,640 My theory is if they legalize weed that would be less killer. 547 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:23,640 I think so too. 548 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:26,640 Here's my appeal to the Trump administration. 549 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:28,120 We'll be no cop killer. 550 00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:29,120 Okay. 551 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:38,560 I think maybe you'd see some numbers go down but I don't think weed is where the violence 552 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:39,560 gets constant. 553 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:40,560 No. 554 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:41,560 I don't think it's clips are switching. 555 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,560 Not for that. 556 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:43,560 No. 557 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:44,560 No. 558 00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:45,560 Socially though I think it'd be a good thing. 559 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:46,560 Yeah socially. 560 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:47,560 The answer. 561 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:48,560 You know how cool it would be, I'm sorry. 562 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:49,560 No you're good. 563 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:50,560 I'm telling you. 564 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:54,280 Like you know how cool it would be to be walking down the street smoking a blunt and you could 565 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:58,560 pass it to a cop and be like, let me hit that real quick. 566 00:17:58,560 --> 00:17:59,560 I mean he. 567 00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:02,920 I'm talking about if it was legal. 568 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:04,360 Not even my driver's license. 569 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:06,320 They'll be one of them. 570 00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:07,320 No. 571 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,320 A sovereign citizen. 572 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:10,680 Yeah they roll up the window with a note on the door. 573 00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:12,080 You are getting your shit smashed in. 574 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:13,080 Yeah. 575 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:14,080 Let you know that now. 576 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:20,360 But this is my theory and my appeal to the Trump administration would be legalize marijuana, 577 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:25,440 let all the people for weed offenses out of prison and then put all the illegals in prison. 578 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:26,440 Oh wow. 579 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:27,440 Oh wow. 580 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,440 I think that's the solution. 581 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,440 Oh wow. 582 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:30,440 You know why? 583 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:31,440 What's wrong with you? 584 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:32,440 No I'm just saying that's how you would think. 585 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:33,440 If Trump hear this somehow, you would have a job at the White House by the next month. 586 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:34,440 He was flying out tomorrow. 587 00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:35,440 Could you imagine if I was in Congress dude? 588 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:36,440 I would love to have a position in his cabinet. 589 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:37,440 You would be so right wing. 590 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:38,440 I mean you would be so right wing. 591 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:39,440 They would hire him just for his mustache. 592 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:40,440 For real. 593 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:41,440 They would hire you just for your mustache. 594 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:42,440 I would go, I would say a slur on my face. 595 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:43,440 I would say, I would say, I would say, I would say, I would say, I would say, I would say, 596 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:44,440 I would say, I would say, I would say, I would say, I would say, I would say, I would say, 597 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:57,400 I would say, I would say, I would say, I would say, I would say, I would say, I would say, 598 00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:11,400 I would say, I would say, I would say, I would say, I would say, I would say, I would say, 599 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,840 Dude, that was a badass sheriff back in the day, man. 600 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:15,880 It was a badass sheriff? 601 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:16,920 Yep, he used to, man. 602 00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:18,160 What TV show? 603 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:19,880 No, I'm talking about real. 604 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:21,320 Rioter, he was amazing. 605 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:22,960 You should, like, dude, you guys should look into this. 606 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:23,800 What the fuck? 607 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:25,240 You motherfucking brought up some... 608 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:26,720 You brought up a slave owner. 609 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:29,720 You fucking brought up a slave owner, my nigga. 610 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:30,920 No, man, dude, dude. 611 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:33,760 You know how many licks he probably hung in his... 612 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:34,680 Aw, man, nah, bro. 613 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:36,320 One for each mustache hair. 614 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:37,160 Nah, bro. 615 00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:38,000 Nah, bro. 616 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:41,280 Yeah. 617 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:42,280 He's the world's greatest gunslinger? 618 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:43,280 Yes, he was, man. 619 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:44,680 I might be related to this guy. 620 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:45,920 He never got killed. 621 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,480 I know three people in Chicago 622 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,120 hit his ass with a switch right now. 623 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:49,960 Maybe. 624 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:51,400 So he had a fucking, whatever. 625 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,240 I don't wanna hear it. 626 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:53,720 He's the goddamn best gunslinger. 627 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:55,600 He should be able to make it happen. 628 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:57,280 He has a blunderbuss. 629 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,120 A what? 630 00:19:58,120 --> 00:19:59,040 A blunderbuss. 631 00:19:59,040 --> 00:19:59,880 What the fuck is that? 632 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:00,720 Okay, what's that? 633 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:01,560 I don't know that part. 634 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:03,560 Yeah, like, it's like a big ass pistol, 635 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:04,400 like an old timey pistol. 636 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:05,400 It's a shotgun pistol. 637 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:06,240 Yeah. 638 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:07,520 Oh, okay. 639 00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:08,360 Like a pirate. 640 00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:09,200 A stove. 641 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,480 Blundergun. 642 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,320 Blunderbuss, oh yeah, there it is. 643 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:16,960 Holy shit, how long does that take to load up? 644 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:18,400 Oh yeah, that's a dual weapon. 645 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,360 That's what you duel with. 646 00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:21,200 Oh man, dude. 647 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,440 Would you, oh, dude. 648 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:26,440 We should duel with rubber bullets. 649 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:27,400 Nope. 650 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:28,320 You wouldn't do it? 651 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:29,160 No. 652 00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:29,980 I would do it. 653 00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:30,820 Anybody else in? 654 00:20:30,820 --> 00:20:31,660 Brandon. 655 00:20:31,660 --> 00:20:32,500 How about paintballs? 656 00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:33,320 Why are we going with rubber bullets? 657 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:34,160 Why a rubber bullet? 658 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:37,160 Because we should do rubber bullets, 659 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,480 because they hurt, they hurt. 660 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:41,360 That's just one step down from like a 22. 661 00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:42,200 Yeah. 662 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,040 Duel with a 22. 663 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:45,760 That's like something you and Sapphire would do. 664 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:46,960 I don't know if Sapphire would do it. 665 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:47,800 Would you do it, Brandon? 666 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:48,640 Nah, man. 667 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:49,480 What about a paintball? 668 00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:50,720 What about a... 669 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:51,560 Dude, if you impassivated it, 670 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:54,000 it would be like a newtons cradle. 671 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,200 He's bouncing back. 672 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:58,000 You ain't shit. 673 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:58,840 I'm probably crying, 674 00:20:58,840 --> 00:20:59,920 you can't do it with a bullet. 675 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:02,080 I don't want none of that. 676 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:03,760 I would do a paintball, for sure. 677 00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:06,800 Now, well, let's make that happen. 678 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:09,320 But it has to be a single shot paintball gun. 679 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:10,160 Yeah, but in paint, 680 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:12,400 you see if they actually got hit or not. 681 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:13,240 Yeah. 682 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:14,080 That's the best, yeah. 683 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:15,600 Well, you're gonna see it on the rubber bullet, too. 684 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:16,440 Yeah, but it's more, 685 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:17,880 pull up that shirt. 686 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:19,360 On the camera, visually, 687 00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:22,120 it'll look better with the paintball gun. 688 00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:23,240 All right, we have a, 689 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,720 so whoever we have a grievance with, 690 00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:26,560 we have a duel with them. 691 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:27,760 Settled by duel. 692 00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:31,840 I think I know the first person we should email or DM. 693 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:32,680 Oh, I know a couple. 694 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:34,000 Yeah, yeah. 695 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,960 We already had to break up one duel before. 696 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:41,000 A podcast paintball battle. 697 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:41,840 Yeah, that would be fun. 698 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:45,280 Between us and the mystery machine gang, 699 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:46,120 whatever the fuck. 700 00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:49,760 I'm thinking us versus Bryce and Syfy show. 701 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:50,600 Oh, yeah. 702 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:51,920 And whoever they draft, you know. 703 00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:52,760 I like that, I wanna fight. 704 00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:53,600 We got Pat. 705 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:54,440 I wanna shoot Scrappy Dude, though. 706 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:55,280 Dang. 707 00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:56,120 Yeah, we'll get Scrappy Dude. 708 00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:57,840 Pat, they tried to take you from us. 709 00:21:57,840 --> 00:21:58,680 Who? 710 00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:00,120 Bryce and Syfy. 711 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:02,040 Oh, man, that'd be weird. 712 00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:04,960 Who you gonna pledge your allegiance to? 713 00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:08,160 Cause they got this whole new channel, new background, 714 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,720 and you know, new intro. 715 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:10,960 They think they're the fucking shit. 716 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:13,360 Whose side are you fucking taking? 717 00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:14,960 Yeah, who you fucking, man? 718 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:15,960 Nobody right now. 719 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:16,960 Oh, dog, man. 720 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:17,960 He's the greatest. 721 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:18,960 Brandon always tried to like, nah. 722 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:19,960 Looks like you said it, man. 723 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:20,960 Whose side you on, man? 724 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:21,960 Yeah, that's what I was meant. 725 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:22,960 Everybody stare at him. 726 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:23,960 Whose side you on, man? 727 00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:24,960 I'm on Jesus' side, nigga. 728 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:25,960 No. 729 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:26,960 Whose side? 730 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:27,960 That's our side. 731 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:28,960 Whose side? 732 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:31,960 Oh, okay. 733 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:34,960 Yeah, that's our side. 734 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:37,960 Bryce is an atheist, and I'm Syfy. 735 00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:38,960 I'm Syfy, I believe in him. 736 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:39,960 I'm a Christian, man. 737 00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:40,960 Yeah, I'm a Christian. 738 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:41,960 You know it can't be a good Christian. 739 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,960 So you got an atheist and a guy who don't eat pork? 740 00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:44,960 Yeah. 741 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:45,960 I'm on this side. 742 00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:46,960 Yeah, thank you, man. 743 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:47,960 I'm a Christian, bro. 744 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:48,960 Huh? 745 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:49,960 I'm a Christian. 746 00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:50,960 I was born Christian. 747 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:51,960 Like, were you baptized? 748 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:52,960 Not yet. 749 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:53,960 You ain't got baptized yet? 750 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:54,960 I don't think I have. 751 00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:55,960 We could do that right now. 752 00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,960 No, I'm in as an alligator, I'm not coming back home. 753 00:22:58,960 --> 00:22:59,960 How did your mom forget to baptize you? 754 00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:00,960 Your faith isn't strong enough. 755 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:01,960 I gotta ask her. 756 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:02,960 I'll ask her tomorrow. 757 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:03,960 I could have been a baby. 758 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:04,960 I don't think your mama love you. 759 00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:05,960 I don't think so either. 760 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:06,960 Fuck. 761 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:07,960 Honestly, dude, I'm glad you say it. 762 00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:08,960 I don't think so either sometimes. 763 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:09,960 Oh, no, we gotta stop this now. 764 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:10,960 Why don't you think so, Brandon? 765 00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:11,960 I don't know, man. 766 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:12,960 She just, like, I remember I made, like, this meal the other day. 767 00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:13,960 Made chicken crusted parmesan, macaroni and cheese, broccoli, and cheese. 768 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:14,960 Oh, don't do it, bro. 769 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:26,960 And everybody was acting like I was Cinderella, man. 770 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:29,960 They didn't appreciate me. 771 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:30,960 They were over there like, hurry up with that. 772 00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:31,960 And then they got mad at me for making it. 773 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:32,960 They were like, because they were like, man, man, now there's a mess. 774 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:33,960 Once I cleaned it all up and then they put a mess in there. 775 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:34,960 And they wanted me to, it was just a lot of shit. 776 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:35,960 So you had to clean up their mess plus the mess. 777 00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:36,960 Yeah, and then when I was like, no, man, I shouldn't. 778 00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:37,960 Oh, everybody's in a mess. 779 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:38,960 Everybody's in a mess. 780 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:39,960 Everybody's in a mess. 781 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:40,960 Everybody's in a mess. 782 00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:41,960 Everybody's in a mess. 783 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:42,960 Everybody's in a mess. 784 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:43,960 Everybody's in a mess. 785 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:44,960 I couldn't, oh, everybody, I cooked the whole big meal. 786 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:45,960 Really? 787 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:46,960 You cooked the family meal, didn't they appreciate it? 788 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:47,960 Nope. 789 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:48,960 Brandon, you got to tell me. 790 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:49,960 Did you burn the parmesan? 791 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:50,960 Nope. 792 00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:51,960 Then they said, nah, dude, I made it perfect. 793 00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:52,960 Dude, hold on, let me get the joke. 794 00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:53,960 Do you play the music? 795 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:54,960 Dude, that's funny. 796 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:57,960 I thought that was a duduch and then it said, wah, wah, wah, wah. 797 00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:58,960 That's crazy, man. 798 00:23:58,960 --> 00:23:59,960 But dude, it was perfect, man. 799 00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:00,960 Everybody was like, yeah, I got it. 800 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:01,960 I got it. 801 00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:02,960 I got it. 802 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:03,960 I got it. 803 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:04,960 I got it. 804 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:05,960 I got it. 805 00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:06,960 I got it. 806 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:07,960 I got it. 807 00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:08,960 I got it. 808 00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:09,960 I got it. 809 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:10,960 I got it. 810 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:14,960 But dude, it was perfect, man, everybody was like, damn, bro. 811 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:15,960 He slipped. 812 00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:16,960 Damn. 813 00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:17,960 How did you make that? 814 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:18,960 Did anybody say it was good or like thank you? 815 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:19,960 Everybody. 816 00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:20,960 Everybody loved it. 817 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:21,960 Also, it was good. 818 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:22,960 It was perfect. 819 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:25,960 My sister even woke me up in the middle of the night, I was like, yo, do you have any more 820 00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:26,960 of that chicken? 821 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:27,960 And they were like, dude, it was, man. 822 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:28,960 I didn't know you had a sister. 823 00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:29,960 Yeah, he got a little sister. 824 00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:30,960 Yeah, 14 years old, freshman in high school. 825 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:31,960 I thought I was just the only child. 826 00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:32,960 Yeah, no. 827 00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:33,960 I thought your mama stopped at you. 828 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:34,960 Damn. 829 00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:35,960 Well, you know. 830 00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:36,960 He was so good. 831 00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:41,960 Yeah, I was special, man. 832 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:46,960 I'm a magical person, man. 833 00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:51,520 So what was the quarrel view? 834 00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:52,520 They said it was good. 835 00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:54,600 It was just because they didn't say thank you. 836 00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:57,160 Well, everybody else was like appreciative and stuff. 837 00:24:57,160 --> 00:25:01,720 My mom was like, nah, man, you didn't clean up everybody's mess and stuff and all that. 838 00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:02,720 I'm like, dude, what? 839 00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:03,720 What are you talking about? 840 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:05,080 And she's like, don't even talk to me now. 841 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:06,080 So I'm like, damn. 842 00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:08,160 Is she mad at you about something else? 843 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:09,720 Maybe and that's what she's bringing it out of? 844 00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:10,720 Oh, no, it's just. 845 00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:11,720 It's just that? 846 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:12,720 No, yeah, it'll be anything. 847 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:13,720 It's like slightest. 848 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:14,720 All right. 849 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:15,720 Dude, I can breathe, bro. 850 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:16,720 I'm just walking in the house, black. 851 00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:17,720 Hey, good morning. 852 00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:18,720 How long have you been going home? 853 00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:19,720 Since I was born. 854 00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:20,720 I'm going to be honest with you. 855 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:21,720 But she loves me, man. 856 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:22,720 She loves me. 857 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:23,720 She loves you, man. 858 00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:24,720 Yeah, she does. 859 00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:25,720 And we love you. 860 00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:35,000 So your first memory of life is your mom saying, fuck you. 861 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,000 I don't remember, man. 862 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,000 I don't remember. 863 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,040 I don't remember when I was first born. 864 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:40,040 I hope not. 865 00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:42,400 I'm talking about when you first started remembering shit. 866 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:43,400 When I first started remembering stuff. 867 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:49,520 I mean, I guess it was good until I got around probably 11 or 12, when I grew up kind of. 868 00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:51,000 I mean, you're basically a grown man. 869 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:54,320 Yeah, but once I started growing up, yeah, that's when it was like, damn, all right. 870 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,120 Because she knew you was going to be out there in them streets. 871 00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:57,120 This ain't no, well, yeah. 872 00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:59,480 I mean, thankfully, that's why she took me away from me. 873 00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:03,800 She was like, man, let me take him away from there and bring him here and stuff. 874 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:05,320 And now, yeah, it's just. 875 00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:06,320 I don't know sometimes. 876 00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:07,680 You never know, man. 877 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:10,040 Maybe she's just trying to make sure it was better for you. 878 00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:11,040 Yeah. 879 00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:13,080 And sometimes because I call too much. 880 00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:15,040 Like, I'll be like, hey, how you doing? 881 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,040 You call her too much? 882 00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:17,040 I guess. 883 00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:19,040 Like, maybe three times a day or something. 884 00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:20,040 You call your mom. 885 00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:22,040 Because I'm checking, I'll be like, how you doing? 886 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:24,040 She's like, damn, man, what you want, man? 887 00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:25,040 Well, Brandon, don't. 888 00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:26,040 Yeah. 889 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:30,680 I mean, if my son called me three times a day, get somebody else. 890 00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:34,040 The only person that calls me three times a day is Jake, dude. 891 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:38,640 Yeah, man, that's just me checking to make sure everything's good in the neighborhood. 892 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:42,960 I understand that I did call when I went out, but I did that. 893 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:45,960 I would call every time I went to the application and called. 894 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:46,960 You know what's crazy? 895 00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:48,840 I don't really call my dad like that. 896 00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:49,840 Damn, why not, man? 897 00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:51,840 Me and my dad are just alike. 898 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:56,160 We can go for years without talking to each other, and we will see each other and be like, 899 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:57,160 what up, Bubba? 900 00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:58,160 What up, pops? 901 00:26:58,160 --> 00:26:59,160 And we'll just pick up where we left off. 902 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:00,160 Oh, well, that's good, man. 903 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,160 That's a good relationship. 904 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:02,160 We're both introverts. 905 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:04,160 Hey, I'm an introvert, too, man. 906 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:05,160 Really? 907 00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:06,160 Yes, I actually am. 908 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:07,160 Do you know what an introvert is? 909 00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:08,160 Yes, that's when you are quiet, man. 910 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:09,160 Sometimes you're like your alone time, stuff like that. 911 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:10,160 I see a lot of introverts, man. 912 00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:11,160 Okay, cool. 913 00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:12,160 But you like to be out. 914 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:13,160 You get on stage. 915 00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:14,160 Yeah, I do sometimes, but then other times I like to be by myself. 916 00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:15,160 I feel you. 917 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:16,160 I like to be by myself, too. 918 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:17,160 True. 919 00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:18,160 I like both. 920 00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:19,160 Best of both worlds. 921 00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:20,160 I'm bisexual, too. 922 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:21,160 Oh, well, I'm not bisexual, but- 923 00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:22,160 Well, you're both. 924 00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:23,160 No, man. 925 00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:24,160 I mean, I'm not bisexual. 926 00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:25,160 I'm not bisexual. 927 00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:26,160 I'm not bisexual. 928 00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:27,160 I'm not bisexual. 929 00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:32,160 I'm bisexual, too. 930 00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:33,160 I'm not bisexual, but- 931 00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:34,160 Well, you're both. 932 00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:35,160 No, man. 933 00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:36,160 I mean, well, bisexual, I guess, when introverted and extroverted. 934 00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:37,160 Yeah, yeah. 935 00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:38,160 That's what I meant. 936 00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:39,160 Oh, my bad. 937 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:40,160 I thought you were talking about the other bisexual. 938 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:41,160 I mean, look, if you were, that's awesome. 939 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,160 The bisexual that you are. 940 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:43,160 Bisexual. 941 00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:44,160 Well, let's say bi-extroverted, bi-introverted. 942 00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:45,160 We're not going to say bi-sexual. 943 00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:46,160 That nigga made a whole little word. 944 00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:47,160 Yes, bi-introverted, bi-extroverted, not bisexual. 945 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:48,160 That's funny, man. 946 00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:49,160 Not that I think there's nothing wrong with that. 947 00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:50,160 I'm not bisexual. 948 00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:51,160 I'm not bisexual. 949 00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:52,160 I'm not bisexual. 950 00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:57,160 I'm not bisexual. 951 00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:58,160 That's funny, man. 952 00:27:58,160 --> 00:27:59,160 Not that I think there's nothing wrong. 953 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:00,160 That's great. 954 00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:01,160 What is you guys like first members? 955 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:02,160 Who got raped? 956 00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:03,160 What? 957 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:04,160 I said that's great. 958 00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:05,160 Nobody got raped. 959 00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:06,160 That's a great question. 960 00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:07,160 What did he say? 961 00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:08,160 He said, who got raped? 962 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:09,160 That's what I thought you said. 963 00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:10,160 I didn't say that. 964 00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:11,160 He said, Charlottesville. 965 00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:12,160 Let's change that. 966 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:13,160 Yeah. 967 00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:14,160 What are we talking about? 968 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:15,160 What in the world? 969 00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:16,160 I don't know, man. 970 00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:17,160 You know, I heard the story. 971 00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:18,160 What story? 972 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:19,160 Tell me, can I hear a story? 973 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:20,160 I want to hear a story. 974 00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:21,160 The story, man. 975 00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:22,160 I'm talking about the guy who got raped. 976 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:23,160 That's a good point, because you're talking about, I almost get taken somewhere. 977 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,160 Oh, you're talking about last week when that dude was mine. 978 00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:26,160 But you escaped all of them. 979 00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:27,160 Well, yeah, I guess, yeah. 980 00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:28,160 You ain't a genie. 981 00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:29,160 Yeah, I never got touched, so. 982 00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:30,160 Yeah, so you escaped all of them. 983 00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:31,160 Yeah. 984 00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:32,160 All the attempts. 985 00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:33,160 Yeah. 986 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:36,160 What were you talking about last week when that dude was mine? 987 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:42,160 All I know is you are every, you are a pedophile's wet dream, from what I'm hearing. 988 00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:43,160 Damn, man. 989 00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:44,160 Yeah. 990 00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:47,160 Thankfully, I'm all grown up now, man, so I don't have to worry about that. 991 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:48,160 You can fuck him up, right? 992 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:49,160 Yes, I can. 993 00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:50,160 Yes, I can. 994 00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:51,160 Yeah, man, they put me in the car. 995 00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:52,160 Next thing you know, they want me to get them out of the car. 996 00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:53,160 They pull over, man. 997 00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:54,160 I'm like, nah, man, you shouldn't have put me in that car. 998 00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:55,160 You're driving? 999 00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:56,160 Now, yeah, now I'm driving the car. 1000 00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:57,160 So you got, you picked up somebody you know. 1001 00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:58,160 No, no, I'm like, they kidnapping me, now I'm kidnapping them. 1002 00:28:58,160 --> 00:28:59,160 So now what you do? 1003 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:00,160 They start driving me away. 1004 00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:01,160 I get untied, tie them up. 1005 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:02,160 Now I'm driving the car. 1006 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:03,160 What are you going to do to them when you got them? 1007 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:04,160 I'll be like, what were you going to do? 1008 00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:05,160 And then they'll be like, I'm going to do the same thing. 1009 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,160 I'm going to do the same thing. 1010 00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:07,160 I'm going to do the same thing. 1011 00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:28,160 So now what you want it? 1012 00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:38,160 So now what you get? 1013 00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:39,160 So now it's consensual. 1014 00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:40,160 No, damn, bro. 1015 00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:41,160 Damn. 1016 00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:42,160 What is that? 1017 00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:43,160 I'm not going to tell people how to set me up. 1018 00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:45,560 It's not consensual because he wanted to bang you, but now you're banging him. 1019 00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:47,080 He didn't want that. 1020 00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:48,080 So you win. 1021 00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:49,080 Yeah. 1022 00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:50,080 I guess so. 1023 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:51,080 Yeah. 1024 00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:52,080 I guess so. 1025 00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:53,080 I mean, this is more metaphorical. 1026 00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:58,080 He sounds like OJ. 1027 00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:01,080 If I was going to do that. 1028 00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:02,080 No, man. 1029 00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:03,080 We're just... 1030 00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:04,080 But there might be some funny shit I heard before. 1031 00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:05,080 What? 1032 00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:13,440 Man, I don't like spelling family drama, but my older brother did some time, and I forgot 1033 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:14,440 how we got to this conversation. 1034 00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:19,080 All I know is he was talking about whenever a nigga come to prison and he try that shit, 1035 00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:20,080 I be like, look here. 1036 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:21,080 I'm doing the fucking. 1037 00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:22,080 And I'm like, wait, what? 1038 00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:23,080 Man. 1039 00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:28,080 Like, man, prison life, that's why I ain't never committed no crime. 1040 00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:29,760 Man, let's not go to prison, man. 1041 00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:32,240 You never committed a crime, you never got caught for committing a crime. 1042 00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:33,240 Never got caught. 1043 00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:34,240 Yeah. 1044 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:35,240 I feel like we all should commit a crime now. 1045 00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:37,240 We got a felon for a president. 1046 00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:38,240 Hell yeah. 1047 00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:43,120 That shit, every American should get two free felonies. 1048 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:44,120 Oh, God. 1049 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:45,120 I do agree. 1050 00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:48,080 If you can be the fucking president, you can work at Toyota and have a felony. 1051 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:49,080 You know what I mean? 1052 00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:52,880 You make a little car, but you know, you get away with it. 1053 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:53,880 Yeah. 1054 00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:54,880 That's what you would do. 1055 00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:55,880 Look at this. 1056 00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:58,280 If you get two freebies, what do you guys do? 1057 00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:02,600 Ooh, two felonies, you get off scot-free, you still got to serve your time. 1058 00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:03,600 He got off scot. 1059 00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:05,600 It's like slap on the wrist type. 1060 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:07,600 Slap, slap, move forward, whatever. 1061 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:08,600 Yeah. 1062 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:09,600 Y'all know what I'm doing. 1063 00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:10,600 What are you doing, man? 1064 00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:13,600 Brandon, let's just say, we'll give you a head start, man. 1065 00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:16,600 That's all I need to know right there. 1066 00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:24,560 I just get a free car, I guess. 1067 00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:27,240 Definitely robbing a bank and then murder. 1068 00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:28,240 Oh. 1069 00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:29,240 Connected? 1070 00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:30,240 I'll do something. 1071 00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:31,240 No. 1072 00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:32,240 I want the murder to be slow. 1073 00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:34,760 You know, like, give me time with them. 1074 00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:36,600 Because it's like premeditated. 1075 00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:38,640 If you do like torture them and shit like that, you get away with more time. 1076 00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:39,640 What are you thinking about killing, man? 1077 00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:40,640 I'll just pick some money. 1078 00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:42,640 There's a random person? 1079 00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:47,280 No, somebody who did something maybe bad or somebody just don't like. 1080 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,520 Maybe they have a family and kids and they're good at them and I just don't like them. 1081 00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:52,920 I have a candidate that I can throw in the ring for you. 1082 00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:53,920 I like Scrappy Doo. 1083 00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:54,920 That's just not true, man. 1084 00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:55,920 We all know it. 1085 00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:56,920 It's fake and we know it, dude. 1086 00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:57,920 I mean, I've seen this. 1087 00:31:57,920 --> 00:31:58,920 Stand up, hey, magnificent. 1088 00:31:58,920 --> 00:31:59,920 I had to write notes down. 1089 00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:00,920 I don't know who you're talking about. 1090 00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:01,920 Scrappy Doo. 1091 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:02,920 Oh my God, I saw this insane picture of Scrappy Doo the other day. 1092 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:03,920 Can Brandon pull this off? 1093 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:04,920 I don't know. 1094 00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:05,920 I don't know. 1095 00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:06,920 I don't know. 1096 00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:07,920 I don't know. 1097 00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:08,920 I don't know. 1098 00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:09,920 I don't know. 1099 00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:10,920 I don't know. 1100 00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:15,400 Don't you dare tell me today, can Brandon pull it up if I text you? 1101 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:16,700 Air drop it to them. 1102 00:32:16,700 --> 00:32:20,320 Well, my fellow — I would do something slick. 1103 00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:25,540 I'll find somebody to like — that could go inside the system and change my credit 1104 00:32:25,540 --> 00:32:26,540 score. 1105 00:32:26,540 --> 00:32:27,540 Okay, yeah. 1106 00:32:27,540 --> 00:32:28,540 A little fraud. 1107 00:32:28,540 --> 00:32:29,540 Yeah. 1108 00:32:29,540 --> 00:32:30,540 That's one, fraud, one. 1109 00:32:30,540 --> 00:32:31,540 I'm kidding somebody, too. 1110 00:32:31,540 --> 00:32:35,380 I mean you just want to keep that in your back pocket. 1111 00:32:35,380 --> 00:32:38,380 You always want to have that. 1112 00:32:38,380 --> 00:32:39,640 You might not use it,uden't you? 1113 00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:40,640 Yeah. 1114 00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:44,860 But I would do it but I would do it in a way where I can get more than one kill more than one 1115 00:32:44,860 --> 00:32:48,860 Yeah, I probably want to do a mass murder. Yeah. Oh wow. Yeah 1116 00:32:52,940 --> 00:32:54,940 Making a man don't it 1117 00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:58,500 Maybe three 1118 00:32:58,700 --> 00:33:00,700 Maybe three triple. Hey, man 1119 00:33:01,380 --> 00:33:03,380 Everybody got somebody want to kill I 1120 00:33:04,980 --> 00:33:06,980 Don't bring who you want to kill 1121 00:33:06,980 --> 00:33:14,180 Just say what I just play yeah, man this person this person then that oh and not you say what they do for work. I 1122 00:33:15,900 --> 00:33:21,620 Can't think of nobody right now man, what would be your two felonies though two felonies? I guess yeah, just get a free car 1123 00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:24,500 And car. Yeah still a car 1124 00:33:26,260 --> 00:33:32,400 Still a car from a billionaire with millions of dollars in it. So I have money and I mean it's Brandon. We're not 1125 00:33:33,180 --> 00:33:35,180 You're still in a car 1126 00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:39,780 Yeah, like are you robbing the house? Are you still in the car? If you still different felonies? 1127 00:33:40,660 --> 00:33:44,460 If you still a billionaires car, he could just sell that bitch if you still big billionaire car 1128 00:33:44,460 --> 00:33:48,700 That's a different felony than breaking an inner and still in shit. That's a whole different thing 1129 00:33:48,700 --> 00:33:50,700 Yeah, so you got to pick one of the other 1130 00:33:50,940 --> 00:33:56,580 Well, you know what I would just yeah, I would actually go get millions from like a house and then and then get a car 1131 00:33:56,620 --> 00:34:02,080 Yeah, we got to just use that money and get the car so I would do that and then I guess I mean I would save 1132 00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:04,920 That part just in case something happens. Mm-hmm 1133 00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:07,480 Oh, you get out of jail free car. Yeah, yeah 1134 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,960 Just in case something happens. I'm not saying some wood 1135 00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:20,000 Yeah, just in case you know things happen. Yeah, so it's like I've seen it things happen. Hey real quick look up and see if they 1136 00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:25,600 What they what they say guilty not guilty ASAP Rocky not guilty 1137 00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,600 Okay, what's your two favorite felon? 1138 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:34,920 My two favorite film me which one would you do? I don't know. I think I'd try to think outside the box. Mm-hmm 1139 00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:37,960 maybe like 1140 00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,480 Damn dude 1141 00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:42,520 Maybe I like buy somebody 1142 00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:44,680 What oh my god? 1143 00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:47,080 Human being not on some like slavery 1144 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:56,160 No, our sex slave no, well what else are you using a week buying a person for if it's not work or sex 1145 00:34:56,160 --> 00:35:01,680 I'm just like an assistant. Huh? So that's worth he want to say that he wanted to do that. He don't gotta pay 1146 00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:06,680 Yeah, okay, that's like a driver. That's a house. Yeah. So what they gonna look like like 1147 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:10,440 You just want to you just want to you just want to dabble in slavery and that's fine 1148 00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:14,280 Doesn't matter who it is. I'm gonna drive me around somebody can balance ideas off of 1149 00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:16,960 Yeah, yeah 1150 00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:23,600 But they have to stay there and they're kidding that and they work for they don't receive compensation and they don't receive 1151 00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:28,080 Place to live but it's like a little bit away from why live Wow 1152 00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:33,680 Now if you do that you can no longer welcome here 1153 00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:42,440 Yeah, I would not buy something I don't know I probably kill kill you guys and then 1154 00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:48,160 Maybe I don't know. I know I'd mail anthrax to a politician 1155 00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:52,520 You are Casey from 1156 00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:54,520 Kings of Tupelo 1157 00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:59,480 Dude, I love once you start talking about lizard people once you start going off the deep end 1158 00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:01,840 I'm like if JJ doesn't check yourself 1159 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,920 Clearly, I was on a dark path, man 1160 00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:08,380 I was listening this podcast about this guy who like 3d prints guns 1161 00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:12,560 Mm-hmm, and I was like, yeah, you should be able to do that. And I'm like probably not though 1162 00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:17,840 No, you should you shouldn't be it should be illegal that we were talking about this at work 1163 00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:25,320 Do you think that Luigi Mangione? Do you think he's gonna get first-degree murder? Do you think you can get convicted of it? 1164 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:29,400 I think he's premeditated. Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's what I said to what you think 1165 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,640 Pretty meditate here again, though, what do you think? 1166 00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:40,920 I had two people work saying that they think he's getting out because we're dumb as hell but I'm like, yeah 1167 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:46,760 I'm like it's premeditated made a gun for that. It's clearly a hit you have to get murder one 1168 00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:51,840 But there's a like long thing. They're gonna give him a plea for murder to you're gonna stick him with so much shit 1169 00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:54,700 Yeah, it's good. It's also gonna be conspiracy because there was like 1170 00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:57,400 something they found in his 1171 00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,120 manifesto because he was like 1172 00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:05,600 I don't know what they found but he was playing he thought about putting an explosive in the building which would have killed 1173 00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:10,520 Hella people. Yeah, so he's gonna get charged with like a terrorist conspiracy and shit 1174 00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:17,280 Okay. Yeah, I don't fuck with that nigga. Just imagine if you was CEO you worked your way to the top. Okay 1175 00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:21,760 Hey, Eddie, you got you got this fucking Mario look, you know motherfucker 1176 00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:24,400 Just that's right there 1177 00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:28,160 It is Luigi, but what I said Mario cuz they're my 1178 00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:38,880 Because they're running me I believe but I mean like I just doesn't like him cuz he gets hungry whenever he hears his name 1179 00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:43,320 Yeah, no, but I'd be like because I'd be like, yeah 1180 00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:47,960 I'm not I'm gonna make the health care or where everybody's like benefit. Well, you won't be CEO then 1181 00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:51,880 That'd be the fast track to not being see 1182 00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:59,160 Good like Brandon. How can we how can we possibly cut more corners and stop dying people from receiving life-saving? 1183 00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:02,720 Medications and or medical procedures you gotta figure that out 1184 00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:10,640 Not not big man like 1185 00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:16,780 40 mil is 40 million is a lot but I'm saying it's not like, you know, like he's killed my 1186 00:38:16,780 --> 00:38:23,020 Billion for the million dollar got a guard dog there there there's a third string defensive end who has 40 billion dollars 1187 00:38:23,020 --> 00:38:27,780 You know what I mean? It's not like it's not like a crazy amount of money. I just had the front light 1188 00:38:30,660 --> 00:38:32,660 Yeah, yeah true 1189 00:38:33,940 --> 00:38:39,580 We were when when me and my girlfriend were watching salt burn and they had all this money 1190 00:38:39,980 --> 00:38:45,580 Like it's about rich people, you know, like crazy opulence. I'm like just pissing money away 1191 00:38:45,580 --> 00:38:50,580 I don't know how this figure came about but she said something about 1192 00:38:51,180 --> 00:38:54,780 250 million dollars and I was like there is a 1193 00:38:55,980 --> 00:39:01,700 Minimal fraction of people that have 250 million. Oh, yeah, and she was like, I don't know 1194 00:39:01,700 --> 00:39:06,660 You said she was like 79% of people probably don't have 250 million. Oh no 1195 00:39:06,660 --> 00:39:15,300 Like I said, I was a bet on fan duel. I would sell everything that I own and be like, yeah, of course, bro 1196 00:39:15,580 --> 00:39:22,620 You're telling me one if one of us has 250 million. That's an insane thing. The same thing to say who told you that my girlfriend, dude 1197 00:39:31,900 --> 00:39:35,700 So I was I was like laughing cuz I'm like you're so ridiculous 1198 00:39:35,700 --> 00:39:40,940 She was like the figure 250 million dollars got brought up and she was like, yeah 1199 00:39:40,940 --> 00:39:43,320 79% of people probably don't even have 1200 00:39:44,140 --> 00:39:48,380 250 million dollars. I was like, yeah, like nobody has that like a 1201 00:39:48,980 --> 00:39:52,020 Fraction of a fraction of a fraction percent of people have that 1202 00:39:52,980 --> 00:39:58,300 Cuz to be a top one percent. How many people do you think have 250 minute? What percentage of the population? 1203 00:39:58,300 --> 00:40:05,260 Like in a bank account. Yeah, or what the worth name what the worth? Uh, she 1204 00:40:06,180 --> 00:40:08,180 net worth 250 million 1205 00:40:08,500 --> 00:40:14,660 The man the one that's probably worth over 250 million. Yeah, I'm saying what percentage of the population do you think? 1206 00:40:15,260 --> 00:40:17,420 She maybe point five 1207 00:40:17,420 --> 00:40:27,540 Okay, I mean that's that's the reason why better. Yeah way better. Good. It's lower than that, but it's about it. She's point two two 1208 00:40:30,380 --> 00:40:36,620 Brady can you look that up man? What percent of people have 250 million dollars? I've been googling 1209 00:40:38,220 --> 00:40:43,180 Cuz I think to be top one percent in the US it's like eight hundred and something thousand 1210 00:40:43,180 --> 00:40:47,500 Really? I think I might be wrong. I probably am wrong 1211 00:40:53,380 --> 00:40:55,380 Okay, let's see 1212 00:40:57,020 --> 00:40:59,780 Very small percentage of people have a net worth name 1213 00:41:00,300 --> 00:41:05,580 Wow, it said in 2019 was like 84 percent of millionaires in the US had between what it said 1214 00:41:05,580 --> 00:41:08,460 It's wrong. Just 2.5. Damn. So yeah 250 1215 00:41:09,220 --> 00:41:12,420 Yeah, man, that's very small. Only 1% I think 1216 00:41:12,420 --> 00:41:17,620 No, it's less than that. It's like 20,000 people. It's also saying around the world 1217 00:41:19,140 --> 00:41:24,940 I thought I said Elon Musk was an American and I was like fuck. Yeah, goddamn. No, he's nice a fucking foreigner and 1218 00:41:25,620 --> 00:41:26,580 goddamn 1219 00:41:26,580 --> 00:41:28,980 American Affairs and he posts shit like oh 1220 00:41:29,580 --> 00:41:34,460 South America is getting over ran. We need to do something. What the fuck they got to do with us. We tried that 1221 00:41:35,140 --> 00:41:38,900 We tried that I don't give a damn what South Africa got going on 1222 00:41:38,900 --> 00:41:44,900 I don't give a fuck that black motherfucker. He showed start stumping on I don't care. That's what his whole that's what their whole thing is 1223 00:41:44,900 --> 00:41:50,480 Oh, we're not supposed to be worried about other people. I didn't know Doze was the real acronym 1224 00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:57,220 Yeah, I was at the gym today on a treadmill and I saw it like they have Fox News on and I said Doze and I was 1225 00:41:57,220 --> 00:42:01,580 Like this is fucking insane. We live in like this hellscape 1226 00:42:02,180 --> 00:42:06,020 Dystopian meme reality where nothing fucking makes sense anymore 1227 00:42:06,020 --> 00:42:11,340 No, Doze used to be a picture of a fucking weird-looking doll. Yeah, don't use to be a meal 1228 00:42:16,180 --> 00:42:19,540 But it's Department of Government Efficiency, what does that mean bro? 1229 00:42:19,660 --> 00:42:27,100 It's a made-up thing that they're letting them have access. That's like every at an open mic having the Department of Good Takes 1230 00:42:27,740 --> 00:42:32,500 Yeah, it's just not the government is not efficient. It's too big to be 1231 00:42:32,500 --> 00:42:37,500 Supposed to not be in order to work good these people are fucking stupid 1232 00:42:38,260 --> 00:42:40,780 This is it's just this is insane man. Oh 1233 00:42:42,300 --> 00:42:43,780 It's bad shit crazy 1234 00:42:43,780 --> 00:42:49,140 and you know, I cuz you know like when they say by AI taking over and what is an 1235 00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:54,820 Autistic person but really an AI per in AI, you know, I mean they don't have feelings 1236 00:42:55,100 --> 00:42:57,100 They don't you know know how to properly 1237 00:42:57,100 --> 00:43:03,740 You know have a you know, I mean he got some feeling look at that you like wait hold up. No, you're not 1238 00:43:03,740 --> 00:43:07,140 This is a good not your time. It was that baby. That's you were funny 1239 00:43:08,140 --> 00:43:14,140 do you think the the autistic do you think that those people will you know be I 1240 00:43:14,980 --> 00:43:18,100 Don't I don't want to say cured but um here by what? 1241 00:43:18,220 --> 00:43:25,940 But will be leveled out or do you think AI will develop feelings before they do AI will develop feelings 1242 00:43:25,940 --> 00:43:30,260 They can't it's like something in them cured was not where they can't like I said, Brendan 1243 00:43:30,260 --> 00:43:36,580 Not your car, but the kind that we're talking about. Okay, they don't they don't know how to process feelings and 1244 00:43:37,340 --> 00:43:40,220 And social cues and things that make you human 1245 00:43:41,220 --> 00:43:44,780 So I don't think they should be in charge of anything with the government 1246 00:43:47,540 --> 00:43:49,540 Down with all to 1247 00:43:51,420 --> 00:43:53,420 Autism is the new Jew 1248 00:43:53,420 --> 00:43:58,340 I'm in this part of town enough a whole bunch of people. Well, first of all, we're all comics 1249 00:43:58,340 --> 00:44:04,200 I mean, it's like every dude Scott Easton is so autistic and he he gets mad when you say it to him 1250 00:44:04,380 --> 00:44:08,620 Yeah, I don't know you see is you see you see his beady eyes 1251 00:44:11,660 --> 00:44:15,420 Whatever he starts getting in about something he's collecting. Oh my god 1252 00:44:16,620 --> 00:44:22,100 Collectors that's like a big hallmark, bro. Oh, yeah, if you have a collection of any kind. Mm-hmm 1253 00:44:22,100 --> 00:44:24,100 What you got a collection now? 1254 00:44:25,780 --> 00:44:27,780 Receipts 1255 00:44:29,300 --> 00:44:32,460 I keep mine I scan my Panda Express rewards you 1256 00:44:33,620 --> 00:44:36,100 If you get the app you just you don't have to scan it 1257 00:44:36,100 --> 00:44:37,780 I don't order it on the app though 1258 00:44:37,780 --> 00:44:44,060 Because if I order it and then on the app and I go and they didn't have like the I always get the white steamed 1259 00:44:44,060 --> 00:44:46,620 Rice, they'll replace it with the fried rice, but I can't eat it 1260 00:44:46,620 --> 00:44:52,220 So I was just order in person that way if they're out of the eligibility. No, I just I'm good. Mm-hmm 1261 00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:54,500 How you feel about that brand? 1262 00:44:54,980 --> 00:44:56,980 About the Persian race. Mm-hmm 1263 00:44:58,420 --> 00:45:01,300 It's our way so you saying like that's your collection kind of 1264 00:45:01,820 --> 00:45:07,260 Yeah, I actually do have no action now that I think about it and it is Panda Express fortunes 1265 00:45:07,260 --> 00:45:12,380 I have like probably a hundred of them in my car. Yeah, so you got it. Yeah, I guess I'm autistic 1266 00:45:12,380 --> 00:45:18,900 You got a very small food in it. My eyes is rustling figures, man. I got lines of rustling figures different series 1267 00:45:18,900 --> 00:45:25,180 You got over a hundred figures of over a hundred figures, dude. I got a hundred fortunes, dude 1268 00:45:25,180 --> 00:45:27,180 I am and and today I'll come true 1269 00:45:27,820 --> 00:45:33,220 Almost none almost I'm gonna always get ones like find happiness 1270 00:45:34,060 --> 00:45:41,100 Success is coming your way. Will you pass Pat a fortune cooker? Please might as well find Jesus, but let's see what your fortune 1271 00:45:41,100 --> 00:45:44,100 I think that we can find them though find Jesus for 1272 00:45:44,780 --> 00:45:51,900 He's a atheist. Oh, I'm not an atheist man, dude everybody in here. I think I well Brandon's obviously going 1273 00:45:56,020 --> 00:45:59,740 You know, let me get some fortune man, well, I guess I'll take a fortune now 1274 00:46:05,540 --> 00:46:09,620 It's crunching good as hell keep crunching and this one's true this one will come true 1275 00:46:09,620 --> 00:46:17,020 It says the world will soon be ready to receive your talent. What'd you say? The the world will soon be ready to receive your talent 1276 00:46:17,620 --> 00:46:22,980 Do this shit is good. They said you'll be called to fill a position of high honor. Oh, we know what that is 1277 00:46:22,980 --> 00:46:27,940 Yes, it is fine. I find this out like mine said your present plans are going to succeed 1278 00:46:28,660 --> 00:46:31,060 Yeah, what about you? Did you where's the 14th? 1279 00:46:31,060 --> 00:46:35,940 Yeah, I thought damn bro, but he can still read it 1280 00:46:39,340 --> 00:46:42,120 You're going to have a very comfortable life 1281 00:46:45,940 --> 00:46:47,940 Yeah caskets are comfortable 1282 00:46:47,940 --> 00:46:57,060 That purple purple suede inside of it I see it now I got 1283 00:47:17,940 --> 00:47:19,940 In the south 1284 00:47:37,580 --> 00:47:39,580 Said a bitch on the street like crack 1285 00:47:41,060 --> 00:47:43,060 Get a bunch of eggs 1286 00:47:43,060 --> 00:47:49,380 New York, but you know in New York, they saying that there are people out there selling loose eggs. Oh, hey go for it, bro 1287 00:47:50,380 --> 00:47:52,380 That's a good hustle. It's better than 1288 00:47:52,700 --> 00:47:54,700 Eggs are crazy 1289 00:47:59,100 --> 00:48:01,100 Well, that's that's hitting a little closer 1290 00:48:01,100 --> 00:48:16,020 Oh, you are you're about the same size of Eric Gardner for real 1291 00:48:19,740 --> 00:48:25,020 If it was after 1950 Brandon doesn't know that's when I really know oh 1292 00:48:25,740 --> 00:48:28,260 Shit. Yeah, I remember him. That's all that 1293 00:48:28,260 --> 00:48:34,740 That was fucked up. Yeah, man. How long ago was that? That was like 2014 right? Damn it was 1294 00:48:34,740 --> 00:48:41,380 No, yeah, I think so. Let me see. You got it all. Let's see. Yeah. Let's see what year that was. Yep 2014 1295 00:48:41,380 --> 00:48:44,580 July 17th. Yeah, I remember that long ago 1296 00:48:45,900 --> 00:48:47,900 11 yeah, man 1297 00:48:49,300 --> 00:48:56,740 Do we can know how long George Floyd was your floor that was 2019 I think or was it 2020 2020? Yeah 1298 00:48:56,740 --> 00:49:01,740 Dude, I keep seeing memes about George Floyd on Instagram 1299 00:49:01,740 --> 00:49:07,340 Yeah, I've seen him the George droid versus and clank who the fuck thought of that dude 1300 00:49:07,340 --> 00:49:12,060 That's great. The racist Nazi. So they drew he was like a porn star too. What? 1301 00:49:13,060 --> 00:49:16,460 What he wasn't what you say somebody say was somebody told me he was a porn star 1302 00:49:16,460 --> 00:49:18,460 Who was a porn star? 1303 00:49:18,460 --> 00:49:20,460 Oh 1304 00:49:20,460 --> 00:49:23,460 He might have he might have filmed he might have filmed the video or something man can the man live? 1305 00:49:23,460 --> 00:49:30,260 Hey, listen, there's nothing wrong with that ain't nothing wrong with because I back in the day people would always have tapes and cassettes 1306 00:49:30,260 --> 00:49:35,540 And what they do on them watch. Oh, well, I mean they do some sex stuff. Yeah, have some fun 1307 00:49:35,540 --> 00:49:42,060 What kind of sex stuff? Oh man, dude every sex man that you can imagine whatever they preferred. It's like subway. Have it your way 1308 00:49:43,220 --> 00:49:46,100 Subway and sex might not be the yeah. Oh, yeah 1309 00:49:46,100 --> 00:49:51,580 That that that Jared yeah, yeah, that was horrible man the stuff he did 1310 00:49:51,580 --> 00:49:56,140 He probably getting railed and beating that jail every day if you had a sex cassette tape 1311 00:49:56,140 --> 00:49:58,140 You're a freak if you're listening to audio 1312 00:50:00,300 --> 00:50:08,940 VHS VHS like like you would record you think there's like a vinyl record of sex. Yes. Oh, yeah, but not music though 1313 00:50:10,180 --> 00:50:11,860 Yes 1314 00:50:11,860 --> 00:50:17,460 Especially in the 20s maybe man. Yeah, cuz like, you know, if you didn't have I mean even back in day 1315 00:50:17,460 --> 00:50:22,580 We have phonograph man. You probably just imagine. Yeah, you look so you look at the bigger 1316 00:50:22,580 --> 00:50:25,660 And when you would read the page, it probably did the sound of that page 1317 00:50:25,660 --> 00:50:29,100 Can we look and see whenever the first ever pornography like? 1318 00:50:30,340 --> 00:50:33,420 Let's see, let's get on off to imagine it was one of those things 1319 00:50:34,420 --> 00:50:37,020 What you guys ever jacked off to read a book? 1320 00:50:37,020 --> 00:50:41,660 Yes, when I was a kid is reading a good boy here when you were a kid. Yes 1321 00:50:43,980 --> 00:50:45,980 No, you're reading a sex scene in a book 1322 00:50:51,340 --> 00:50:58,060 Invented for site. Yeah picture of George Floyd. Why why did he pop up? 1323 00:51:01,740 --> 00:51:03,740 See three 1324 00:51:03,740 --> 00:51:08,860 35,000 years ago 35 because yeah, man, they were carved stuff out of mammoth ivory 1325 00:51:08,860 --> 00:51:12,100 So you were jacking off to the mammoth tusks to a carving. Yes 1326 00:51:14,540 --> 00:51:17,740 Greek statues do those are pretty they got way before 1327 00:51:18,860 --> 00:51:23,160 Whenever they're talking about like you see like doggy style or somebody getting head in a cave 1328 00:51:23,260 --> 00:51:25,260 Yeah, like a painting on the cave 1329 00:51:25,820 --> 00:51:29,180 Yeah, they sketch it in there. We see a bit from can you painting pictures? 1330 00:51:29,180 --> 00:51:33,820 Let's see. No, I know I seen a couple. Let's see. They said heads been on first freeze 1331 00:51:36,780 --> 00:51:42,540 Oh my god, dude, we had a show at shenanigans me Alex and Brandon were on it 1332 00:51:42,540 --> 00:51:45,460 And we had to make we had to make memes now 1333 00:51:46,140 --> 00:51:51,220 Everybody made memes and one of them had furry in it. Can you guess who made that me? 1334 00:51:51,220 --> 00:51:53,780 I would guess it would be Brandon Brandon was it you? Yes, it was 1335 00:51:55,180 --> 00:51:57,180 Even when he's down on the bike 1336 00:51:57,180 --> 00:52:00,140 I heard so this was it right here. I 1337 00:52:01,620 --> 00:52:06,860 Think that's the first point. Oh, that's sex. Oh, no, let me find cave man 1338 00:52:06,860 --> 00:52:12,380 Because everybody talking about like fake ones. I want to see really on that first one. No, it's not gonna be on the first 1339 00:52:12,380 --> 00:52:17,620 That was crazy though. Think about it at one point to watch porn. You had to go to the theaters. Okay 1340 00:52:17,620 --> 00:52:20,220 Yeah, go. Oh my gosh, they were in the BBWs 1341 00:52:20,220 --> 00:52:26,820 Oh, that's Venus right there do you know that fly trap? Oh 1342 00:52:27,820 --> 00:52:31,940 And then oh look at this right here. Okay. Yeah 1343 00:52:33,660 --> 00:52:35,660 Right here. Yeah 1344 00:52:36,540 --> 00:52:40,260 You could you could rub one off to that right? Yes, you could yes you could 1345 00:52:40,980 --> 00:52:43,620 I don't like that one. I don't like that one 1346 00:52:46,420 --> 00:52:48,660 Maybe that hopefully that's just two children 1347 00:52:48,660 --> 00:52:50,660 They stuck wait what? 1348 00:52:52,660 --> 00:52:56,100 Let's see here. Okay, and then look at that I see the lady right there 1349 00:53:00,980 --> 00:53:07,260 It's it's a yeah, leithening technique where they tie like a marble or a strong rock look at this 1350 00:53:12,100 --> 00:53:17,260 I would add this masterpiece definitely. This is yeah. Look at that. That's good time. That is 1351 00:53:17,260 --> 00:53:22,540 It's crazy that their faces are the exact same. Why they it is a lot of holding kids. Well, yeah 1352 00:53:22,540 --> 00:53:25,540 I don't like that. Oh and then you see this there you go 1353 00:53:29,980 --> 00:53:32,540 Let's see what else they got it. Oh look at that 1354 00:53:34,020 --> 00:53:36,020 That looks like sausage party 1355 00:53:38,020 --> 00:53:40,020 Evolving 1356 00:53:40,020 --> 00:53:44,900 Oh, mmm, yeah, that's mixed race. Hey 1357 00:53:48,020 --> 00:53:52,820 Now see that's a good one right there too. Oh, that is a great one 1358 00:53:53,940 --> 00:53:59,840 Yeah back in the day. This is how do you feel Pat? I feel like you enjoying this. Look at this right here 1359 00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:02,340 You know, I said to go down back in that samurai 1360 00:54:02,340 --> 00:54:04,340 Oh 1361 00:54:08,020 --> 00:54:10,020 Okay 1362 00:54:11,140 --> 00:54:16,940 That's color purple shit, oh it says anal sex between two men's and 1800 is gay poor 1363 00:54:20,300 --> 00:54:22,300 Well 1364 00:54:22,300 --> 00:54:31,260 You're going to go to research a man present day 1365 00:54:37,020 --> 00:54:39,020 We're getting into the 1800 1366 00:54:39,020 --> 00:54:47,060 We're real how you been? I'm good man. I'm good. Let's get out. Oh man 1367 00:54:47,060 --> 00:54:53,180 Just trying to get better as a comedian man. Hey, you've been I didn't want to say that you have been killing it 1368 00:54:53,700 --> 00:54:59,060 Last I think four times. I saw you fucking murdered. Oh, yeah, man. You've been bringing down the house 1369 00:54:59,060 --> 00:55:01,060 You you starting to announce the eight better? 1370 00:55:01,060 --> 00:55:05,940 You always had when I I've told people since I first met you always had the stage, but you don't give a fuck 1371 00:55:05,940 --> 00:55:12,580 I mean not a fly fucking you're gonna say whatever but a lot of time people couldn't understand you and now you're nothing better than 1372 00:55:12,660 --> 00:55:14,660 You've been killing 1373 00:55:14,900 --> 00:55:18,500 People like you when you go on stage man trying to get better trying to get better 1374 00:55:19,020 --> 00:55:21,020 That's all we do, you know 1375 00:55:21,340 --> 00:55:23,340 I'm in a new phase of my life 1376 00:55:24,380 --> 00:55:26,380 I'm outside. Yeah 1377 00:55:28,260 --> 00:55:30,500 You doing sketches now, yeah 1378 00:55:33,220 --> 00:55:35,220 We thank you 1379 00:55:35,220 --> 00:55:37,220 Pleasure is all 1380 00:55:37,980 --> 00:55:40,620 Our Santa Claus and Coleman. Yes, you are 1381 00:55:41,420 --> 00:55:45,220 And next year that next year that's gonna be better. We're gonna get you somewhere 1382 00:55:45,300 --> 00:55:50,400 We're gonna go to like a probably Mississippi somewhere from the most racist state and then have you be 1383 00:55:51,820 --> 00:55:57,660 We can go that town in Arkansas that like yeah, I went to hold the bill and see that's what I want to go to some place 1384 00:55:57,660 --> 00:55:59,660 Like that 1385 00:55:59,660 --> 00:56:04,140 The closest internment camp to where we are I wanted to go there I don't think you should 1386 00:56:09,060 --> 00:56:14,940 Internment can yeah, it's a nice way of saying we're gonna lock you the fuck up just because of the race you are 1387 00:56:14,940 --> 00:56:19,840 Oh, yeah that happened. I'm like, what was that the way you said it's not active. Well, that's one 1388 00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:22,660 You know when they know in Japanese, dude, I know exactly 1389 00:56:23,660 --> 00:56:28,820 What's going on I learned about that in class. Yeah, did you imagine if they did that during 911? 1390 00:56:28,820 --> 00:56:30,940 Well, well, you know, I would have been in trouble 1391 00:56:32,780 --> 00:56:36,300 Thank you. They kind of I'm not saying they were right for it. It kind of had an idea cuz 1392 00:56:38,420 --> 00:56:44,020 And I was watching the one about Pearl Harbor and they and they were saying how the Japanese they were getting like 1393 00:56:44,940 --> 00:56:50,580 Locations and stuff about Pearl Harbor cuz there was a Japanese guy there undercover. Yeah, he was undercover 1394 00:56:50,580 --> 00:56:54,500 And I think I think the most sane thing to do is just lock all of them up 1395 00:56:54,500 --> 00:57:01,060 I mean it definitely makes you feel better. I mean, that's what I know. This is what we did just takes one bad apple 1396 00:57:01,060 --> 00:57:01,540 Yeah 1397 00:57:01,540 --> 00:57:06,740 This takes one bad apple and they should have stopped them there all the other ones should have stopped them and since they didn't we 1398 00:57:06,740 --> 00:57:12,100 Just like you not see where they they like got fucking good at baseball. They did they got really good at baseball 1399 00:57:15,900 --> 00:57:17,900 Who the fuck I don't know 1400 00:57:18,580 --> 00:57:20,580 Oh Star Trek 1401 00:57:20,700 --> 00:57:22,700 Born in an internment camp 1402 00:57:22,700 --> 00:57:24,700 That's insane 1403 00:57:28,460 --> 00:57:30,460 That's his Chinese side 1404 00:57:32,060 --> 00:57:34,780 He doesn't fuck with the Japanese damn man he was 1405 00:57:35,740 --> 00:57:41,500 Let's see. Oh, he really was I just guess wait. No, dude. I thought you were serious. I'm about to check 1406 00:57:44,500 --> 00:57:49,760 Okay, hold on let's see let's see you're gonna be at the top probably yeah go forward okay says 1407 00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:51,760 Oh 1408 00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:54,820 San Francisco, so yeah, they were locked 1409 00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:57,760 No character. Okay. Let's see what he was played 1410 00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:04,880 Let's I didn't even realize that dude. You were right. He was born in George the K. You didn't know was him 1411 00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:07,800 No, I knew it was him. I didn't know he was on Sulu's page 1412 00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:13,660 Dude he was born in that one those places. So do you were right? He was 1413 00:58:13,660 --> 00:58:20,780 Yeah, well, you know kicking this strong. Oh, yeah still kicking he might be dead. I'm not sure 1414 00:58:20,780 --> 00:58:23,440 Oh, no, he's still alive. He's 87 years old. Okay 1415 00:58:24,140 --> 00:58:26,580 Living in Los Angeles. No, they do raisin 1416 00:58:27,100 --> 00:58:30,060 Well, yeah, first over there. No, man. I don't fuck first 1417 00:58:30,060 --> 00:58:35,140 I mean, I'm like that cool, but I'm like the hidden dragon the hidden dragon was that 1418 00:58:36,460 --> 00:58:38,460 penis 1419 00:58:39,500 --> 00:58:41,500 No hidden dragon for me 1420 00:58:41,500 --> 00:58:43,500 I 1421 00:58:43,500 --> 00:58:45,500 Know that was my normal 1422 00:58:49,020 --> 00:58:55,100 No hidden dragon forever that no hidden dragon for me like that Rod the magic dragon, huh? 1423 00:58:57,500 --> 00:59:04,660 Dragon what is that that like a super dragon or something? I'm good. No, I'm riding them like a is a heroine. Oh, no 1424 00:59:06,180 --> 00:59:08,180 Yeah 1425 00:59:08,340 --> 00:59:10,340 You were just saying how you wanted to do coke 1426 00:59:10,340 --> 00:59:15,740 I said what I would try it. I mean try just once I know such thing. Yeah. Yeah 1427 00:59:15,940 --> 00:59:18,640 Well, you could do I mean you could do coke all the time. It'd be good 1428 00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:22,420 You just got a I don't the only way you're not good as if you do it every day 1429 00:59:22,780 --> 00:59:26,780 Now I'm gonna do it every day if you if you was out one night you're drinking you blow a line 1430 00:59:26,780 --> 00:59:31,980 You're fine. I'll smoke a man. I'll smoke every night. I'll do shrooms like once a month it out 1431 00:59:31,980 --> 00:59:36,440 But I'll do coke once I won't do it ever you let me get some and we'll do here together on the pot 1432 00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:38,440 No, no 1433 00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:44,220 Well, we won't do it on camera, but we'll do a line and then come in here and shoot we cannot be doing this 1434 00:59:44,220 --> 00:59:47,160 Oh, no, but then nobody's gonna know besides 1435 00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:51,520 How you know 1436 00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:57,800 Now I'm gonna start pitching business ideas damn right dude, there's nothing better than coke ideas 1437 00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:02,800 No, actually adderall desert better like adderall. There's actually like you can do them 1438 01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:09,840 Coke ideas are like just extravagant like if you ever see a movie like what the fuck is this that motherfucker's high as hell 1439 01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:14,520 Okay, Brandon's gonna be like and we're gonna buy the fursuit and we're gonna go to Thailand 1440 01:00:15,160 --> 01:00:18,360 We're gonna start a bar. I guess that anything he would do it 1441 01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:24,720 He was how coke the whole time he did next Friday. Mm-hmm. I mean, I mean, it's just a you it's not it's not what you think 1442 01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:27,900 Whenever I was growing up, I was like if you did coke your crack it right 1443 01:00:27,900 --> 01:00:32,280 So you like that's the whole way and then and then I did some and I was like, oh, it's just 1444 01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:36,480 It's just like a little blast, you know, it's a little pick me up when I do 1445 01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:43,100 Yes, some people got it bad by my boy I'm gonna say his name 1446 01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:47,160 He said cuz I was like after you do coke like for me if I did like I said 1447 01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:49,760 I did coke today. I'd be dead for two days. I can't get out of bed 1448 01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:54,320 Everything out of me is dry. So I don't do it anymore because I'm old but I was like 1449 01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:59,480 How the fuck do you do this and you ain't never hung over? He said, uh, you can't be hung over if you always high 1450 01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:02,400 And I said that's the real shit ever 1451 01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:05,360 Imagine the crash 1452 01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:08,880 That's why I had to cut back on marijuana a little bit 1453 01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:15,140 Mm-hmm that shit I was I had to smoke before I leave the house smoke before I go to bed smoke before I eat some 1454 01:01:15,140 --> 01:01:17,800 Smoke when I just want to smoke and there's a lot of smoke in there 1455 01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:23,120 It's hard on the loan like I had to smoke just to calm myself down 1456 01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:26,200 I said yeah, I got to cut this out a little bit 1457 01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:31,960 And it takes away like if you don't smoke as much when you when you do smoke, you know, you get high 1458 01:01:32,280 --> 01:01:36,780 You know how to people y'all be smoking three or four fucking blunts. Get that shit away from me 1459 01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:40,200 Make you make you regret the weed 1460 01:01:40,560 --> 01:01:46,680 Yeah, and then you just spent all the money on it what you thought was gonna last you a week now last you today 1461 01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:49,280 You want to smoke with Sapphire? 1462 01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:54,400 Instead of us even though we don't none of us smoke. No, we don't but 1463 01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:58,600 You wanted to go fuck with him whenever you know, he ain't a Christian 1464 01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:02,440 Hey, you didn't show up to the open mic so 1465 01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:06,760 What you come oh, they come on when I spoke with 1466 01:02:07,480 --> 01:02:11,160 Fucked up. No, you see that you didn't show up did that's my bad 1467 01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:15,560 That's my bad, but I'm being an auto. Well, I was supposed to go today, but I did 1468 01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:17,720 Wednesday 1469 01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:19,720 Oh, we don't 1470 01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:25,680 Well, you know, I guess somebody I guess I gave somebody your name to book you on shows, too 1471 01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:31,160 I think you get funny as long as you're Nancy. Yeah, they give money for it like here or out of town out of town 1472 01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:33,680 Birmingham 1473 01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:38,840 Okay, yeah Birmingham has hot rooms do like their rooms 1474 01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:42,260 Why black man got me careful Birmingham? Why? 1475 01:02:42,260 --> 01:02:46,220 Okay, so for me I like Birmingham cuz I got a lot of French from Birmingham 1476 01:02:46,220 --> 01:02:51,700 I'm from Mobile and then Mobile had Birmingham had this little beef going on. Oh, yeah. Yeah got your own little shit 1477 01:02:51,700 --> 01:02:56,020 Yeah, I don't know what that I was I was I was even living mobile at the time when this shit started 1478 01:02:56,020 --> 01:02:58,420 So I don't know how it started where it originated from 1479 01:02:58,980 --> 01:03:02,900 It's like every time I go to Birmingham with the homies when I was in college 1480 01:03:04,900 --> 01:03:06,820 Shit just go left now 1481 01:03:06,820 --> 01:03:10,820 I heard Birmingham niggas crazy as fuck and they always trying to fuck with me 1482 01:03:10,820 --> 01:03:16,580 And they always trying to pop somebody for no reason, you know, I mean, but you know I'm saying we go down there 1483 01:03:16,580 --> 01:03:22,220 We run that shit JJ bring us some gun bring us some of your dad guns. I don't own any firearms 1484 01:03:22,220 --> 01:03:39,540 All right, that's all we got well, yeah, I gotta piss I'm gonna go back for it 1485 01:03:52,220 --> 01:03:54,220 I 1486 01:03:54,220 --> 01:04:09,420 Hate Scrappy Doo