1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,000 This week on Clown College. 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:11,000 I mean, if they need money, they need to learn how to get it. 3 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:14,000 Even if they're sick or ill or, you know, whatever. 4 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Vote that. 5 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,000 I mean, you figure it out. 6 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,000 Yeah. 7 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Hey, when you have hearing loss, you don't go over there complaining about whatever. 8 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,000 No, I never do. 9 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:26,000 Welcome to Clown College. 10 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:27,000 We have profound knowledge. 11 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:30,000 In many ways, the elevator make you sound polished. 12 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,000 So if you want to hear a little honest, 13 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,000 a few takes on the ways to make it as a comic, 14 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,000 then stick around for a while to fit down to Clown. 15 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,000 We've got the guests right now just to show you how. 16 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:44,000 Let's all go to Clown College, baby. 17 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:48,000 It's with Brandon, Willis, Don, and JJ. 18 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:53,000 Let's all go to Clown College, baby. 19 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:57,000 It's with Brandon, Willis, Don, and JJ. 20 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:02,000 There's probably a huge black market for medical textbooks. 21 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,000 Aw, how many pictures? 22 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,000 So many. 23 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,000 That's a good question. 24 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,000 The feet doctor? 25 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,000 Yeah. 26 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:10,000 Oh, wait, no. 27 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,000 Man, the foot doctor. 28 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,000 The foot doctor. 29 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,000 Dude, you're a fucking creep. 30 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,000 You know what I mean? 31 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,000 See, not everybody fucking thinks about feet. 32 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,000 I have never, till I met these people. 33 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,000 It's like a field of non-anthologists, dude. 34 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,000 It's weird. 35 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,000 It's white. 36 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,000 It is weird. 37 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,000 To be a foot doctor? 38 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,000 Yeah. 39 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,000 They help you, man. 40 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,000 They help me. 41 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,000 They help themselves. 42 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,000 They're good people. 43 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,000 All right. 44 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,000 Would you want to, if you were any kind of doctor, what kind of doctor, what part of the body? 45 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,000 Part of the body. 46 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:34,000 Yeah. 47 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,000 Would you specialize in? 48 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:38,000 I guess the feet, man. 49 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,000 Why not? 50 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,000 You know what I mean? 51 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,000 Why not? 52 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,000 Yeah, the feet. 53 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,000 His heart's not in it for the right reason. 54 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,000 No, man, I want to help you with your foot problems. 55 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,000 Yeah. 56 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,000 JJ. 57 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,000 Let's make it look good. 58 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,000 Yes. 59 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,000 We got special guests, don't we? 60 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:52,000 We do. 61 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,000 We do, man. 62 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,000 Who we got? 63 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,000 And I'm going to say this right now. 64 00:01:55,000 --> 00:02:00,000 When I went to go get the papers off of the printer, I saw something on here, dude. 65 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,000 And I have a gun. 66 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:05,000 And if there's a spider in this room, I'm shooting everybody. 67 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,000 Oh, wow. 68 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,000 What are you talking about? 69 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,000 I'm shooting everybody, dude. 70 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,000 No. 71 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,000 Damn, man. 72 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,000 Not me, though. 73 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,000 Because I saw something. 74 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,000 What did you see? 75 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,000 I saw bags of some sort. 76 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,000 They're Valentine's Day gifts. 77 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,000 Yeah. 78 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,000 Yeah. 79 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,000 What do you... 80 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,000 They're my favorite pod boys. 81 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,000 Okay. 82 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,000 Yeah, thanks. 83 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:24,000 Yeah, but that is a joke I do not own in firearm. 84 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,000 Damn, man. 85 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:28,000 But yeah, we have a special guest today. 86 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,000 Damn. 87 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:33,000 Live entertainer extraordinaire, not just comedy. 88 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:39,000 We rarely have people that are talented at all, especially multi-talented. 89 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,000 You don't find many. 90 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,000 No, you don't. 91 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,000 You don't find many at all. 92 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,000 We have on Hope Rangel. 93 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,000 Did I say it right? 94 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,000 Yeah, you did. 95 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,000 Thank you. 96 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,000 Because I said it wrong at open mic one time. 97 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,000 I didn't even know it was you. 98 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,000 And it's just one of those things that sticks with you forever. 99 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,000 I'm used to it. 100 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,000 Hey, Hope, how you doing? 101 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,000 I'm amazing. 102 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,000 How are you? 103 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,000 I already know how you all are doing. 104 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,000 You're great. 105 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,000 You're great, right? 106 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,000 Always. 107 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:02,000 I hope so. 108 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,000 Or you're pretending really well. 109 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,000 Thank you. 110 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,000 I'm always good. 111 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,000 Brandon, I think you're always happy, right? 112 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,000 I mean, we can pretend. 113 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,000 Oh, so you get mad sometimes. 114 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,000 Man, yeah. 115 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,000 Oh, I didn't know that. 116 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,000 I'm not. 117 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,000 I'm not. 118 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,000 I'm not. 119 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,000 I'm not. 120 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,000 I'm not. 121 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,000 I'm not. 122 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,000 I'm not. 123 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,000 That's what I'm talking about. 124 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,000 Ooh, I didn't know that. 125 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,000 What's the last thing you get mad about? 126 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:23,240 I got to take pills for it, man. 127 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:24,240 As he drinks. 128 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:25,660 It's called no-loss. 129 00:03:25,660 --> 00:03:28,960 What do you do when you get mad? 130 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:30,360 I don't know. 131 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:32,120 I have never gotten seriously mad, I guess. 132 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:33,380 I don't know, not seriously mad. 133 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:34,540 I mean, I get upset. 134 00:03:34,540 --> 00:03:36,100 But I don't know. 135 00:03:36,100 --> 00:03:37,780 Listening to music, why not jazz? 136 00:03:37,780 --> 00:03:38,780 Okay. 137 00:03:38,780 --> 00:03:39,780 Something smooth. 138 00:03:39,780 --> 00:03:40,760 Put some Miles Davis on or something. 139 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:43,160 Yeah, I see you've got your smoking jacket on right now. 140 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:45,660 Yes, I do. 141 00:03:45,660 --> 00:03:50,100 I hope you always seem happy. 142 00:03:50,100 --> 00:03:56,300 Before you started comedy, everybody, we used to go to Moody's and do karaoke. 143 00:03:56,300 --> 00:03:58,100 And Hope was like the one that was good. 144 00:03:58,100 --> 00:04:00,940 She would just go up there and I was like, yeah, she's good. 145 00:04:00,940 --> 00:04:03,920 And then they were like, she did comedy. 146 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:06,220 We saw you do comedy and now you're amazing. 147 00:04:06,220 --> 00:04:07,220 Hilarious. 148 00:04:07,220 --> 00:04:11,220 Like your jokes hit, your timing's on time right now. 149 00:04:11,220 --> 00:04:13,900 I didn't realize how long you guys knew about my face. 150 00:04:13,900 --> 00:04:14,900 That's crazy. 151 00:04:14,900 --> 00:04:20,940 Oh yeah, because for a while there, we were going like probably too much. 152 00:04:20,940 --> 00:04:21,940 I was unemployed. 153 00:04:21,940 --> 00:04:25,380 It's a good time to go to the bar. 154 00:04:25,380 --> 00:04:27,460 And it was cold and you didn't want to smoke outside. 155 00:04:27,460 --> 00:04:30,460 It has everything I need in there. 156 00:04:30,460 --> 00:04:31,460 I love Moody's. 157 00:04:31,460 --> 00:04:33,540 And you also host the open mic there. 158 00:04:33,540 --> 00:04:34,540 Yeah. 159 00:04:34,540 --> 00:04:35,540 Every Tuesday? 160 00:04:35,540 --> 00:04:36,540 Every Tuesday. 161 00:04:36,540 --> 00:04:37,540 What time? 162 00:04:37,540 --> 00:04:38,540 7 o'clock. 163 00:04:38,540 --> 00:04:39,540 Sign up is at 6.30. 164 00:04:39,540 --> 00:04:40,540 Hell yeah. 165 00:04:40,540 --> 00:04:43,420 And it's a perfect room for comedy. 166 00:04:43,420 --> 00:04:45,540 It's got the low ceilings. 167 00:04:45,540 --> 00:04:48,300 I got beaten the first round of the competition last time. 168 00:04:48,300 --> 00:04:51,700 Lil Birdie told me y'all might come back. 169 00:04:51,700 --> 00:04:53,700 A little clown college collab. 170 00:04:53,700 --> 00:04:56,700 Get a lot of you guys on. 171 00:04:56,700 --> 00:04:57,700 I think that'd be fun. 172 00:04:57,700 --> 00:05:00,700 I want to see you guys fight each other. 173 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:01,700 Hell yeah. 174 00:05:01,700 --> 00:05:04,740 If we can get this guy to come out and do a fucking set. 175 00:05:04,740 --> 00:05:08,340 Well you know, I was planning on making my return last week, but then duty called. 176 00:05:08,340 --> 00:05:12,260 I had to give my life to the armed services. 177 00:05:12,260 --> 00:05:15,700 And I didn't do it. 178 00:05:15,700 --> 00:05:18,580 I do consider myself a veteran. 179 00:05:18,580 --> 00:05:21,380 As much as some people claim they are in the comedy scene. 180 00:05:21,380 --> 00:05:26,020 You're probably more of a veteran. 181 00:05:26,020 --> 00:05:27,020 You're a veteran. 182 00:05:27,020 --> 00:05:30,180 He went to the recruiter office three times. 183 00:05:30,180 --> 00:05:31,180 I did. 184 00:05:31,180 --> 00:05:32,460 You pretty much put in your time. 185 00:05:32,460 --> 00:05:37,140 I mean, it was hard, but in the service of my country, there's nothing I wouldn't do 186 00:05:37,140 --> 00:05:38,140 man. 187 00:05:38,140 --> 00:05:39,140 Except that. 188 00:05:39,140 --> 00:05:40,140 Wow. 189 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:41,140 Should we cheer for that? 190 00:05:41,140 --> 00:05:42,140 Yeah. 191 00:05:42,140 --> 00:05:43,140 I think you did it man. 192 00:05:43,140 --> 00:05:44,140 To JJ. 193 00:05:44,140 --> 00:05:45,140 And it's time. 194 00:05:45,140 --> 00:05:46,140 Thank you JJ. 195 00:05:46,140 --> 00:05:53,140 Well I didn't know you were a graphic designer. 196 00:05:53,140 --> 00:06:02,620 Yeah, that was my minor in college and then I kind of, yeah, who does college? 197 00:06:02,620 --> 00:06:07,660 My major was computer science, so when I figured out I hated that, thank God I had the graphic 198 00:06:07,660 --> 00:06:12,820 design to get the in-between jobs where I didn't have to be that technically smart, 199 00:06:12,820 --> 00:06:15,420 but I just needed to be like, this doesn't look like shit. 200 00:06:15,420 --> 00:06:18,620 So I was able to stay afloat. 201 00:06:18,620 --> 00:06:21,260 Did you get good jobs doing graphic design? 202 00:06:21,260 --> 00:06:25,260 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 203 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:26,260 You wouldn't know it. 204 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:27,260 I still have a debt. 205 00:06:27,260 --> 00:06:30,580 I'm like, I got paid so much more than I do now. 206 00:06:30,580 --> 00:06:31,940 Where the fuck did it go? 207 00:06:31,940 --> 00:06:34,380 Oh, that lifestyle creep or something. 208 00:06:34,380 --> 00:06:35,380 Man. 209 00:06:35,380 --> 00:06:39,660 Yeah, but was it fun, like you got to do like cool stuff? 210 00:06:39,660 --> 00:06:40,660 No. 211 00:06:40,660 --> 00:06:41,660 No, it was like straight up. 212 00:06:41,660 --> 00:06:42,660 I hated all of it. 213 00:06:42,660 --> 00:06:43,660 It was soul sucking. 214 00:06:43,660 --> 00:06:47,660 Did you ever draw Mickey Mouse or anything? 215 00:06:47,660 --> 00:06:48,660 I wish. 216 00:06:48,660 --> 00:06:57,580 It was more like things that I vote against. 217 00:06:57,580 --> 00:07:01,220 It was like really crazy shit. 218 00:07:01,220 --> 00:07:05,500 Honestly, I try not to know too much about it in case I did get kidnapped. 219 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:10,820 If they interrogated me, I'd be like, I really don't know what the fuck this is. 220 00:07:10,820 --> 00:07:13,660 Did you design the Choose Life license plate? 221 00:07:13,660 --> 00:07:16,340 Oh man, no. 222 00:07:16,340 --> 00:07:19,380 Whoever designed that one, I want to meet them. 223 00:07:19,380 --> 00:07:22,180 It's just yellow with some red footprints on it. 224 00:07:22,180 --> 00:07:23,660 The whole Liza plate is that? 225 00:07:23,660 --> 00:07:24,660 Yeah, that's it. 226 00:07:24,660 --> 00:07:25,660 Oh, I didn't know you could do that. 227 00:07:25,660 --> 00:07:26,660 I mean most people don't. 228 00:07:26,660 --> 00:07:27,660 No numbers or letters? 229 00:07:27,660 --> 00:07:28,660 Most people don't, dude. 230 00:07:28,660 --> 00:07:33,660 Is it just here or is it everywhere? 231 00:07:33,660 --> 00:07:34,660 The license plate. 232 00:07:34,660 --> 00:07:40,260 So is this it right here with the foot? 233 00:07:40,260 --> 00:07:41,660 It looks something like that. 234 00:07:41,660 --> 00:07:43,100 Are they to scale on the sticker? 235 00:07:43,100 --> 00:07:46,100 I don't think so. 236 00:07:46,100 --> 00:07:50,540 So yeah, let's choose life. 237 00:07:50,540 --> 00:07:57,820 Brandon will be starchly against abortion just because it says feet on it. 238 00:07:57,820 --> 00:07:59,420 Brandon didn't know this was about abortion. 239 00:07:59,420 --> 00:08:03,300 I didn't until I looked at it because I was like, Choose Life, what's that, somebody about 240 00:08:03,300 --> 00:08:04,300 to kill themselves, like suicidal? 241 00:08:04,300 --> 00:08:05,300 Because I was like, we should choose life. 242 00:08:05,300 --> 00:08:08,300 And then I saw the foot and I get it now. 243 00:08:08,300 --> 00:08:11,100 So I get it, all right. 244 00:08:11,100 --> 00:08:14,020 I get it, man. 245 00:08:14,020 --> 00:08:15,020 Choose life. 246 00:08:15,020 --> 00:08:16,020 Yeah. 247 00:08:16,020 --> 00:08:19,020 Brandon's a pro lifer, dude. 248 00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:23,020 No, I don't know what's going on, man. 249 00:08:23,020 --> 00:08:25,460 Dude, congratulations on getting married. 250 00:08:25,460 --> 00:08:26,460 Thank you. 251 00:08:26,460 --> 00:08:31,180 I got married and almost got kidnapped, so I'm happy. 252 00:08:31,180 --> 00:08:35,860 And that's the way you usually, you get something and somebody gets stuff back. 253 00:08:35,860 --> 00:08:39,660 And it wasn't bad because I mean, most people are scared and worried, but me, I was very 254 00:08:39,660 --> 00:08:40,660 flattered. 255 00:08:40,660 --> 00:08:42,820 Why are you flattered? 256 00:08:42,820 --> 00:08:44,860 Because dude, they don't take bad looking people. 257 00:08:44,860 --> 00:08:46,660 Like people are like, hey man, you're going to get kidnapped? 258 00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:48,700 And you're like, no, man, because I'm ugly. 259 00:08:48,700 --> 00:08:53,580 But he went up to me and was like, I'm going to take you to Tennessee and we're going to 260 00:08:53,580 --> 00:08:54,580 get money. 261 00:08:54,580 --> 00:08:55,580 I know I'm not getting money. 262 00:08:55,580 --> 00:08:56,580 I'm not getting sex traffic. 263 00:08:56,580 --> 00:09:01,300 And I was like, that's awesome. 264 00:09:01,300 --> 00:09:02,860 Because they don't do that for anybody. 265 00:09:02,860 --> 00:09:06,940 I could grow up in my life and say to somebody, try to take me for that. 266 00:09:06,940 --> 00:09:07,940 Because I would have been like, why me? 267 00:09:07,940 --> 00:09:09,940 And he'd be like, man, because we need you. 268 00:09:09,940 --> 00:09:10,940 Because you're hot as fuck. 269 00:09:10,940 --> 00:09:11,940 Yeah. 270 00:09:11,940 --> 00:09:12,940 And I would have been fucking hot as fuck. 271 00:09:12,940 --> 00:09:13,940 Thank you, man. 272 00:09:13,940 --> 00:09:14,940 I would have done good. 273 00:09:14,940 --> 00:09:15,940 I would have done good. 274 00:09:15,940 --> 00:09:18,940 What's the first thing, when you walked in, I commented about your outfit and your haircut. 275 00:09:18,940 --> 00:09:19,940 Thank you. 276 00:09:19,940 --> 00:09:22,420 Yeah, they tried to take me, man. 277 00:09:22,420 --> 00:09:23,420 I'm like, no, I asked them. 278 00:09:23,420 --> 00:09:25,820 But also, what's the rest of the story? 279 00:09:25,820 --> 00:09:26,820 Where was this at? 280 00:09:26,820 --> 00:09:27,820 I was at my job. 281 00:09:27,820 --> 00:09:32,860 He was just like, hey, man, what time you get off work, I could teach you how to gamble 282 00:09:32,860 --> 00:09:33,860 and stuff. 283 00:09:33,860 --> 00:09:35,420 I'll take you to Tennessee State Line. 284 00:09:35,420 --> 00:09:36,420 I'll get $1,000 today. 285 00:09:36,420 --> 00:09:37,420 Was he straight? 286 00:09:37,420 --> 00:09:38,420 I hope. 287 00:09:38,420 --> 00:09:39,420 I mean, I hope. 288 00:09:39,420 --> 00:09:40,420 I don't know. 289 00:09:40,420 --> 00:09:41,420 I mean, it's cool either way, whatever he's doing. 290 00:09:41,420 --> 00:09:42,420 Because I just saw he had the Detroit Lions hat. 291 00:09:42,420 --> 00:09:43,420 And I was like, oh, you're from Detroit? 292 00:09:43,420 --> 00:09:44,420 And I thought it was you guys pranking me at first. 293 00:09:44,420 --> 00:09:45,420 Oh, not again. 294 00:09:45,420 --> 00:09:46,420 I was like, no, I'm not. 295 00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:47,420 I'm not. 296 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:48,420 I'm not. 297 00:09:48,420 --> 00:09:49,420 I'm not. 298 00:09:49,420 --> 00:09:50,420 I'm not. 299 00:09:50,420 --> 00:09:51,420 I'm not. 300 00:09:51,420 --> 00:09:52,420 I'm not. 301 00:09:52,420 --> 00:09:53,420 I'm not. 302 00:09:53,420 --> 00:09:54,420 I'm not. 303 00:09:54,420 --> 00:09:55,420 Not again. 304 00:09:55,420 --> 00:09:56,420 Because I was like, you guys do pranks. 305 00:09:56,420 --> 00:09:58,780 But you were sitting, you saw him though, right? 306 00:09:58,780 --> 00:10:02,220 The first day, because I was like, damn, maybe he saw the pod and got in. 307 00:10:02,220 --> 00:10:03,220 He called you? 308 00:10:03,220 --> 00:10:04,220 No, he didn't. 309 00:10:04,220 --> 00:10:05,220 Well, he texted me because I didn't. 310 00:10:05,220 --> 00:10:06,220 Wait, did you know? 311 00:10:06,220 --> 00:10:07,220 Yeah, because he asked for it. 312 00:10:07,220 --> 00:10:08,220 And I was like, dude, he did. 313 00:10:08,220 --> 00:10:09,220 Oh, great. 314 00:10:09,220 --> 00:10:10,220 After he tried to sell you into slavery? 315 00:10:10,220 --> 00:10:11,220 Yeah, well, I think it was sex trafficking. 316 00:10:11,220 --> 00:10:12,220 Not slavery, by the way. 317 00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:13,220 Okay, sex trafficking. 318 00:10:13,220 --> 00:10:14,220 Sex, slavery? 319 00:10:14,220 --> 00:10:15,220 Yeah, but he just sent me one thing. 320 00:10:15,220 --> 00:10:16,220 I mean, because like, dude, I'm not gonna do that. 321 00:10:16,220 --> 00:10:17,220 I'm not gonna do that. 322 00:10:17,220 --> 00:10:18,220 I'm not gonna do that. 323 00:10:18,220 --> 00:10:23,300 Yeah, but he just sent me one thing, I mean, because like, dude, I just block him. 324 00:10:23,300 --> 00:10:24,300 It's all right. 325 00:10:24,300 --> 00:10:25,300 Yeah. 326 00:10:25,300 --> 00:10:26,300 Do you still see him at work? 327 00:10:26,300 --> 00:10:27,300 Yeah, like I helped him the other day. 328 00:10:27,300 --> 00:10:28,300 What, am I gonna run away? 329 00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:29,300 No, man. 330 00:10:29,300 --> 00:10:30,300 Come on, man. 331 00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:31,300 Yeah, you stay your grip. 332 00:10:31,300 --> 00:10:32,300 Yeah, that's what I'm saying, man. 333 00:10:32,300 --> 00:10:33,300 Dude, he's gonna be like, here's a $100 bill. 334 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:34,300 You're gonna touch it and you're gonna pass out, dude. 335 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:35,300 That is hard, because like, dude, tips like that. 336 00:10:35,300 --> 00:10:36,300 I mean, shit, $100, man, I'm broke. 337 00:10:36,300 --> 00:10:37,300 You said you helped him. 338 00:10:37,300 --> 00:10:38,300 I helped him. 339 00:10:38,300 --> 00:10:39,300 I helped him. 340 00:10:39,300 --> 00:10:40,300 I helped him. 341 00:10:40,300 --> 00:10:41,300 I helped him. 342 00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:42,300 I helped him. 343 00:10:42,300 --> 00:10:43,300 I helped him. 344 00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:44,300 I helped him. 345 00:10:44,300 --> 00:10:48,540 I mean, shit, $100, man, I'm broke. 346 00:10:48,540 --> 00:10:49,540 You said you helped him. 347 00:10:49,540 --> 00:10:50,540 Yeah. 348 00:10:50,540 --> 00:10:51,540 You mean that you helped him get another boy? 349 00:10:51,540 --> 00:10:54,540 No, no, I helped him with his groceries. 350 00:10:54,540 --> 00:10:55,540 Pizza, pizza. 351 00:10:55,540 --> 00:10:56,540 Yeah, pizza. 352 00:10:56,540 --> 00:10:57,540 I'm just kidding. 353 00:10:57,540 --> 00:10:58,540 Hope, how do you feel about this? 354 00:10:58,540 --> 00:10:59,540 Jealous. 355 00:10:59,540 --> 00:11:00,540 It felt good. 356 00:11:00,540 --> 00:11:01,540 It felt good. 357 00:11:01,540 --> 00:11:02,540 I told my parents and everybody, I was so happy. 358 00:11:02,540 --> 00:11:03,540 I told them. 359 00:11:03,540 --> 00:11:04,540 I was like, you son almost got tooken. 360 00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:05,540 I was like, I'm so happy. 361 00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:06,540 I was like, I'm so happy. 362 00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:07,540 I was like, I'm so happy. 363 00:11:07,540 --> 00:11:08,540 I was like, I'm so happy. 364 00:11:08,540 --> 00:11:09,540 I was like, I'm so happy. 365 00:11:09,540 --> 00:11:10,540 I was like, I'm so happy. 366 00:11:10,540 --> 00:11:11,540 I was like, I'm so happy. 367 00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:12,540 I was like, I'm so happy. 368 00:11:12,540 --> 00:11:15,540 I was like, you son almost got tooken again. 369 00:11:15,540 --> 00:11:16,540 Like people at the bar. 370 00:11:16,540 --> 00:11:17,540 He's throwing it in their face. 371 00:11:17,540 --> 00:11:19,740 They'll try to grop me, but no one's ever tried to take me home. 372 00:11:19,740 --> 00:11:20,740 Oh yeah, they tried, man. 373 00:11:20,740 --> 00:11:22,340 They tried to take me more than home. 374 00:11:22,340 --> 00:11:24,500 I don't know where he was trying to go. 375 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:25,500 You're forever home. 376 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:30,020 He was trying to take me out of the state. 377 00:11:30,020 --> 00:11:34,140 We should make a parody movie with Brandon getting sold into slavery called Tooken. 378 00:11:34,140 --> 00:11:38,860 But like he doesn't realize it because he's having so much fun. 379 00:11:38,860 --> 00:11:42,260 Oh yeah, I would be like, dude, so what made you think about this? 380 00:11:42,260 --> 00:11:45,900 And then everybody in there will be like, so why'd you get picked? 381 00:11:45,900 --> 00:11:49,620 And the second you're ugly as fuck, why'd they pick you? 382 00:11:49,620 --> 00:11:54,460 The speech is Brandon explaining to the other kid, and see I have a specific set of skills. 383 00:11:54,460 --> 00:11:56,460 There's no ad stuff. 384 00:11:56,460 --> 00:12:00,380 That's where you draw the line. 385 00:12:00,380 --> 00:12:02,380 I like that you're still setting boundaries. 386 00:12:02,380 --> 00:12:03,380 Yeah, I would. 387 00:12:03,380 --> 00:12:04,380 I would set boundaries. 388 00:12:04,380 --> 00:12:05,380 That's important. 389 00:12:05,380 --> 00:12:07,540 Yeah, because they be like, this dude can cooperate. 390 00:12:07,540 --> 00:12:08,540 Most people don't do that. 391 00:12:08,540 --> 00:12:10,340 I'd be like, okay man, just not the ass. 392 00:12:10,340 --> 00:12:11,340 You have like a rider. 393 00:12:11,340 --> 00:12:12,340 A rider? 394 00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:15,260 You come in and it's like, I need these things in the bedroom. 395 00:12:15,260 --> 00:12:16,260 Hey, you can be my rider. 396 00:12:16,260 --> 00:12:17,260 I need the 1987 Hulk Hogan. 397 00:12:17,260 --> 00:12:18,260 No, I don't fuck with Hulk Hogan anymore. 398 00:12:18,260 --> 00:12:19,260 Okay, my bad. 399 00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:20,260 Jake the snake. 400 00:12:20,260 --> 00:12:21,260 Yes, thank you. 401 00:12:21,260 --> 00:12:22,260 Thank you. 402 00:12:22,260 --> 00:12:23,260 With that snake, right? 403 00:12:23,260 --> 00:12:24,260 Can we in there? 404 00:12:24,260 --> 00:12:25,260 Yeah, never mind. 405 00:12:25,260 --> 00:12:28,260 We'll just cut that off. 406 00:12:28,260 --> 00:12:36,260 So, hope you, he was talking about snakes, you dibble and dabble with creatures. 407 00:12:36,260 --> 00:12:40,100 Yeah, I have four tarantulas. 408 00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:42,620 And I have two chinchillas that I've recently acquired. 409 00:12:42,620 --> 00:12:43,620 I rescued them. 410 00:12:43,620 --> 00:12:47,220 Well, they were rehomed because they came from a house with a great day and like three 411 00:12:47,220 --> 00:12:48,220 cats and shit. 412 00:12:48,220 --> 00:12:51,020 So now they just live with two cats and four tarantulas. 413 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:52,020 So it's better. 414 00:12:52,020 --> 00:12:53,020 Four? 415 00:12:53,020 --> 00:12:54,020 Yeah. 416 00:12:54,020 --> 00:12:55,020 You let them out this crawly? 417 00:12:55,020 --> 00:12:56,020 Fuck no. 418 00:12:56,020 --> 00:12:58,300 I actually had a nightmare because I took a nap before I came here. 419 00:12:58,300 --> 00:13:03,020 I had a nightmare that some random bitch came to my house and she was like, hey, can my 420 00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:04,700 little sister play with your spiders? 421 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:05,700 And I was like, fuck no. 422 00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:06,700 And she was like, too late. 423 00:13:06,700 --> 00:13:10,060 And I looked over and there's just like spiders everywhere. 424 00:13:10,060 --> 00:13:12,900 So like I am scared of them too. 425 00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:14,380 I just treat them like fish. 426 00:13:14,380 --> 00:13:15,780 Like I don't, you don't pet fish. 427 00:13:15,780 --> 00:13:17,260 You don't touch, you don't take the fish out. 428 00:13:17,260 --> 00:13:21,460 You just like, you're just like, wow, pretty fish and you feed it and they respond. 429 00:13:21,460 --> 00:13:24,660 What's the biggest thing you fed them? 430 00:13:24,660 --> 00:13:29,860 I feed them these little blue gummy, they're called great horn worms. 431 00:13:29,860 --> 00:13:30,860 Great horn worms. 432 00:13:30,860 --> 00:13:31,860 Yeah, they're blue. 433 00:13:31,860 --> 00:13:32,860 They look like gummy worms. 434 00:13:32,860 --> 00:13:34,060 They're worth looking up. 435 00:13:34,060 --> 00:13:35,060 They're cool. 436 00:13:35,060 --> 00:13:36,060 But I feed them those. 437 00:13:36,060 --> 00:13:37,060 I feed them mealworms. 438 00:13:37,060 --> 00:13:42,380 I tried to feed them little beetles, but I tried to feed one to one of them and it just 439 00:13:42,380 --> 00:13:43,740 adopted it as a pet. 440 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:47,780 And then I shit you not, the little beetle outlived the spider. 441 00:13:47,780 --> 00:13:48,780 Damn. 442 00:13:48,780 --> 00:13:52,580 Yeah, the spider died and the beetle, I kept the beetle for months after that because I 443 00:13:52,580 --> 00:13:54,780 was like, well, you were, you knew him. 444 00:13:54,780 --> 00:13:57,780 Like, so I'm going to keep you around. 445 00:13:57,780 --> 00:13:58,780 So this is it right here? 446 00:13:58,780 --> 00:13:59,780 Yeah, that's what they eat. 447 00:13:59,780 --> 00:14:00,780 Wow. 448 00:14:00,780 --> 00:14:01,780 That is beautiful. 449 00:14:01,780 --> 00:14:02,780 Whoa. 450 00:14:02,780 --> 00:14:03,780 Yeah. 451 00:14:03,780 --> 00:14:04,780 I feel bad when I feed them. 452 00:14:04,780 --> 00:14:05,780 Are these guys expensive? 453 00:14:05,780 --> 00:14:06,780 No, you can get a pet coat. 454 00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:07,780 Wow. 455 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:09,460 They go along with some kids right there. 456 00:14:09,460 --> 00:14:10,460 Right? 457 00:14:10,460 --> 00:14:11,460 Whoa. 458 00:14:11,460 --> 00:14:12,460 I know, right? 459 00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:13,460 It's beautiful. 460 00:14:13,460 --> 00:14:16,460 He's got frosted tips. 461 00:14:16,460 --> 00:14:18,460 I'd just have these as a pet, honestly. 462 00:14:18,460 --> 00:14:20,060 Yeah, they're cool as fuck. 463 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:22,060 Brandon, you would cry if you saw that. 464 00:14:22,060 --> 00:14:25,340 Well, the tarantula probably, because you know we are scared of spiders. 465 00:14:25,340 --> 00:14:27,380 Yeah, I don't fuck with spiders. 466 00:14:27,380 --> 00:14:31,420 Last time I was here, do you remember I saw the spider and I just walked away and didn't 467 00:14:31,420 --> 00:14:32,420 tell anybody? 468 00:14:32,420 --> 00:14:33,420 Yeah, you were behind everybody. 469 00:14:33,420 --> 00:14:38,300 There are two species in our area that's actually worrisome, other than that. 470 00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:39,660 Worst ones, like the black widow. 471 00:14:39,660 --> 00:14:40,660 Yeah, you're right. 472 00:14:40,660 --> 00:14:43,660 The brown recluse is the one that'll get you. 473 00:14:43,660 --> 00:14:46,180 I've rehomed those two across the street by the elementary school. 474 00:14:46,180 --> 00:14:49,980 I don't want them. 475 00:14:49,980 --> 00:14:52,100 They hide in towels and stuff, man. 476 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,100 That's a bastard. 477 00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:54,100 That just seems unfair. 478 00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:56,340 Y'all shake your shoes up before you put them on. 479 00:14:56,340 --> 00:14:58,220 I never do that or shake my towel. 480 00:14:58,220 --> 00:14:59,460 I'm now thinking about it. 481 00:14:59,460 --> 00:15:00,460 Every time. 482 00:15:00,460 --> 00:15:01,460 Yeah, dude. 483 00:15:01,460 --> 00:15:02,460 I've never. 484 00:15:02,460 --> 00:15:05,380 Wait, so they could be in here right now. 485 00:15:05,380 --> 00:15:06,380 Oh yeah. 486 00:15:06,380 --> 00:15:08,420 If you didn't have spiders in this apartment, I would be shocked. 487 00:15:08,420 --> 00:15:09,420 Oh, I got a lot of them. 488 00:15:09,420 --> 00:15:10,420 There's a lot. 489 00:15:10,420 --> 00:15:11,420 We've killed them. 490 00:15:11,420 --> 00:15:12,420 Well, not a lot. 491 00:15:12,420 --> 00:15:14,740 I want to flash back to it. 492 00:15:14,740 --> 00:15:18,740 Not a lot, but we have the big ones. 493 00:15:18,740 --> 00:15:19,740 I don't know what kind they are. 494 00:15:19,740 --> 00:15:20,740 The wolf spiders. 495 00:15:20,740 --> 00:15:21,740 The wolf spiders. 496 00:15:21,740 --> 00:15:23,940 Oh, those are the little boys. 497 00:15:23,940 --> 00:15:26,820 But they don't have poison and stuff. 498 00:15:26,820 --> 00:15:31,020 They're all venomous, but it's just not enough to do anything. 499 00:15:31,020 --> 00:15:32,740 Yeah, they all. 500 00:15:32,740 --> 00:15:36,020 I don't like this. 501 00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:39,260 Sometimes they crawl up that curtain right there. 502 00:15:39,260 --> 00:15:41,260 You guys trying to give me nightmares, man. 503 00:15:41,260 --> 00:15:45,580 I've been having nightmares every day these past five days for some reason. 504 00:15:45,580 --> 00:15:47,300 In different series, in different phases. 505 00:15:47,300 --> 00:15:48,300 I don't know why. 506 00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:49,300 Phases of your sleep cycle? 507 00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:50,300 Yes. 508 00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:52,820 I just keep on having real shit and it's just terrifying. 509 00:15:52,820 --> 00:15:54,340 I'm like, what the fuck? 510 00:15:54,340 --> 00:15:55,340 What's one of them? 511 00:15:55,340 --> 00:15:56,340 It's the scariest one. 512 00:15:56,340 --> 00:15:57,340 Yeah. 513 00:15:57,340 --> 00:16:01,300 Let me think of one I could talk about. 514 00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:02,300 Oh, God. 515 00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:03,300 They're so dark. 516 00:16:03,300 --> 00:16:04,300 It's just so embarrassing. 517 00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:06,300 It's like horribly embarrassing. 518 00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:09,860 I mean, I remember one, and I hate this. 519 00:16:09,860 --> 00:16:12,020 I don't know why it happened, but I was with my wife, right? 520 00:16:12,020 --> 00:16:15,580 We were just sitting and one of my family just walked in and they're like, hold me. 521 00:16:15,580 --> 00:16:16,940 I was like, what the fuck? 522 00:16:16,940 --> 00:16:17,940 I don't. 523 00:16:17,940 --> 00:16:19,980 Why are you holding me? 524 00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:20,980 And then I had to hold them. 525 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:29,900 What the fuck? 526 00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:32,900 That in a million years, I would not have guessed that. 527 00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:35,900 That's the one you can talk about? 528 00:16:35,900 --> 00:16:36,900 Holy shit. 529 00:16:36,900 --> 00:16:37,900 They're all bad. 530 00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:40,420 That's the one I was like, and I was just all traumatized. 531 00:16:40,420 --> 00:16:44,380 I'm imagining in the Harry Potter movie where Voldemort comes out of that cauldron. 532 00:16:44,380 --> 00:16:45,380 Terrifying. 533 00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:46,380 Holy shit. 534 00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:51,620 And then like a bear, like a black bear came rampant in Huntsville and I was just like, 535 00:16:51,620 --> 00:16:52,620 I couldn't even go outside. 536 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:53,620 You should have said that one. 537 00:16:53,620 --> 00:16:54,620 Yeah, I should have said that one. 538 00:16:54,620 --> 00:16:55,620 You should have led with that one. 539 00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:56,620 Oh my God. 540 00:16:56,620 --> 00:16:57,620 I can't control these dreams. 541 00:16:57,620 --> 00:16:58,620 They're lucid. 542 00:16:58,620 --> 00:16:59,620 They're lucid. 543 00:16:59,620 --> 00:17:00,620 Do you know you're dreaming? 544 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:01,620 Never mind, I can. 545 00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:02,620 I did. 546 00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:03,620 I thought it was real. 547 00:17:03,620 --> 00:17:04,620 I never know when I'm dreaming. 548 00:17:04,620 --> 00:17:05,620 I thought it was so real. 549 00:17:05,620 --> 00:17:06,620 Really? 550 00:17:06,620 --> 00:17:11,620 Yeah, because my dreams are so fucking normal and boring. 551 00:17:11,620 --> 00:17:14,620 Okay, so it's like a regular day type thing? 552 00:17:14,620 --> 00:17:15,620 Yeah. 553 00:17:15,620 --> 00:17:19,940 Like, you ever dream something and think that you told this like a person something in real 554 00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:20,940 life? 555 00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:21,940 Yeah. 556 00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:22,940 And you're like, I told you that on Tuesday. 557 00:17:22,940 --> 00:17:23,940 What the fuck are you talking about? 558 00:17:23,940 --> 00:17:26,820 Like, I swear every few days I'll wake up and be like, did that shit really happen or 559 00:17:26,820 --> 00:17:28,780 did I just have a normal boring dream? 560 00:17:28,780 --> 00:17:30,180 It's weird. 561 00:17:30,180 --> 00:17:32,420 And then I drink, so like that doesn't help. 562 00:17:32,420 --> 00:17:33,420 Maybe that's what's happening. 563 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:36,100 I think that's the reason I don't dream. 564 00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:37,100 You don't dream? 565 00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:39,100 Because weed makes you, oh, you stop. 566 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,100 Oh yeah, I don't do that. 567 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:42,100 You quit, so maybe, yeah, you're dreaming now. 568 00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:43,100 Oh yeah, that's what they do. 569 00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:44,100 Yeah, but I used to not dream. 570 00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:48,820 And now I'm just dreaming and I'm like not ready for this. 571 00:17:48,820 --> 00:17:51,140 My dreams aren't normal at all, man. 572 00:17:51,140 --> 00:17:52,740 They're insane, dude. 573 00:17:52,740 --> 00:17:57,700 Like I had a dream and I rarely remember them for more than like, you know, like an hour 574 00:17:57,700 --> 00:17:58,700 or whatever. 575 00:17:58,700 --> 00:17:59,700 This one was so weird. 576 00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:01,380 I don't think I'll ever forget it. 577 00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:03,260 I was in the back of a Chuck E. Cheese. 578 00:18:03,260 --> 00:18:06,820 I don't know how I knew it was a Chuck E. Cheese, but you know, like the animatronic 579 00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:07,820 band, the chef? 580 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:08,820 Yeah. 581 00:18:08,820 --> 00:18:10,300 I knew it was his kitchen. 582 00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:14,500 And I just somehow knew that and it was like red and white tile on the floor. 583 00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:18,180 And I was with my old Sunday school teacher and there was like gifts in the corner. 584 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,820 He's like, I got you this thing. 585 00:18:19,820 --> 00:18:22,740 I unrolled it and it's just a dead cat. 586 00:18:22,740 --> 00:18:23,740 Oh my God. 587 00:18:23,740 --> 00:18:29,060 And a thing, and then I open it up and then it like pops up back to life. 588 00:18:29,060 --> 00:18:31,480 And it's like a normal cat for half a second. 589 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:32,480 And then it killed me. 590 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:33,480 Killed you? 591 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:34,480 Yeah. 592 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:35,480 And you died in the dream? 593 00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:36,480 Well, I woke up. 594 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:37,480 Oh. 595 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:41,860 And I was like, yeah, damn, I guess I gotta go to the gym now. 596 00:18:41,860 --> 00:18:42,860 It sucks. 597 00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:43,860 You got killed by a house cat? 598 00:18:43,860 --> 00:18:44,860 Yeah, bro. 599 00:18:44,860 --> 00:18:46,140 But you should have seen it, bro. 600 00:18:46,140 --> 00:18:47,420 It was like a normal cat. 601 00:18:47,420 --> 00:18:48,420 It was dead. 602 00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:49,740 And then he came back to life. 603 00:18:49,740 --> 00:18:52,580 He like popped into reality. 604 00:18:52,580 --> 00:18:56,460 And then he like stood up on two legs like a human. 605 00:18:56,460 --> 00:18:57,460 Killed me. 606 00:18:57,460 --> 00:18:58,460 Damn. 607 00:18:58,460 --> 00:18:59,460 Like what does it mean? 608 00:18:59,460 --> 00:19:00,740 That's like the ancient Chinese folklore. 609 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:06,460 There's no way that means anything other than I need help. 610 00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:09,100 Are dreams supposed to mean anything? 611 00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:11,020 Is there like a study to it? 612 00:19:11,020 --> 00:19:12,020 Yeah. 613 00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:13,020 They're supposed to mean something? 614 00:19:13,020 --> 00:19:16,100 It's called oneromancy or something. 615 00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:17,100 That sounds like magic. 616 00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:18,100 Yeah, that does. 617 00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:19,100 Maybe that's just the witchers. 618 00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:20,100 I don't know. 619 00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:27,220 Yeah, I'll be saying stuff of a fictional fantasy series. 620 00:19:27,220 --> 00:19:31,500 It's what's coming up? 621 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:32,500 What's the next? 622 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:33,500 Valentine's Day? 623 00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:34,500 You big on Valentine's Day? 624 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,500 No. 625 00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:36,500 Me neither. 626 00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:44,100 No, I feel like it's either shit you should be doing anyway for your partner or it's a 627 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,100 really lonely fucking day. 628 00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:47,380 I don't think there's any in between. 629 00:19:47,380 --> 00:19:49,340 I get text messages from dominoes. 630 00:19:49,340 --> 00:19:52,300 That's who they tell me about the heart-shaped pizza. 631 00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:53,300 They're always there for me. 632 00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:54,300 I buy it. 633 00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:55,300 It's good. 634 00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:56,300 Treat yourself. 635 00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:57,300 You deserve it. 636 00:19:57,300 --> 00:19:58,300 You deserve it. 637 00:19:58,300 --> 00:19:59,300 Thanks. 638 00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:06,500 I wish we had got you some valentines, but I forget that the day is coming up. 639 00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:08,740 This will come out right after, I think. 640 00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:10,980 Well, I have gifts for you guys. 641 00:20:10,980 --> 00:20:13,860 If you want to entertain them. 642 00:20:13,860 --> 00:20:14,860 Hell yeah. 643 00:20:14,860 --> 00:20:15,860 Hell yeah. 644 00:20:15,860 --> 00:20:16,860 Hell yeah. 645 00:20:16,860 --> 00:20:17,860 Cool. 646 00:20:17,860 --> 00:20:18,860 This one, be smooth. 647 00:20:18,860 --> 00:20:19,860 Be smooth. 648 00:20:19,860 --> 00:20:20,860 Because y'all's prank call was fucking hilarious. 649 00:20:20,860 --> 00:20:21,860 Oh my god. 650 00:20:21,860 --> 00:20:22,860 This one's for you. 651 00:20:22,860 --> 00:20:23,860 Thank you. 652 00:20:23,860 --> 00:20:24,860 I'm going to let you guys have a little bit of a break. 653 00:20:24,860 --> 00:20:32,460 This one's for you, and then I'm going to let you open that one. 654 00:20:32,460 --> 00:20:33,460 Okay, thanks. 655 00:20:33,460 --> 00:20:36,300 I want to see what Dom got. 656 00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:37,300 Happy Valentine's Day. 657 00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:38,300 Thank you. 658 00:20:38,300 --> 00:20:39,300 What happened? 659 00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:40,300 What? 660 00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:41,300 You okay? 661 00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:42,300 I almost died just then. 662 00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:43,300 What happened? 663 00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:44,300 Well, I don't know what the hell did you say. 664 00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:45,300 Now I'm scared to open too. 665 00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:46,300 What is it? 666 00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:47,300 Don't go and open yours. 667 00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:48,300 Give us a minute. 668 00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:49,300 I'm going to open mine. 669 00:20:49,300 --> 00:20:55,300 Oh yeah. 670 00:20:55,300 --> 00:21:01,860 Holy shit. 671 00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:02,860 This is badass. 672 00:21:02,860 --> 00:21:03,860 Oh, look at that. 673 00:21:03,860 --> 00:21:04,860 Get it out of there. 674 00:21:04,860 --> 00:21:05,860 Oh wow. 675 00:21:05,860 --> 00:21:06,860 Actually, it's not. 676 00:21:06,860 --> 00:21:07,860 Damn. 677 00:21:07,860 --> 00:21:08,860 I look like I touch kids. 678 00:21:08,860 --> 00:21:09,860 Holy shit. 679 00:21:09,860 --> 00:21:10,860 Oh wow. 680 00:21:10,860 --> 00:21:11,860 That is so cool. 681 00:21:11,860 --> 00:21:12,860 That is so cool. 682 00:21:12,860 --> 00:21:13,860 Holy shit. 683 00:21:13,860 --> 00:21:14,860 What happened? 684 00:21:14,860 --> 00:21:19,860 Oh damn. 685 00:21:19,860 --> 00:21:23,340 No, no, no. 686 00:21:23,340 --> 00:21:24,340 It's not real. 687 00:21:24,340 --> 00:21:25,340 It can't hurt you. 688 00:21:25,340 --> 00:21:26,340 It can't hurt you. 689 00:21:26,340 --> 00:21:27,340 It's not real. 690 00:21:27,340 --> 00:21:28,340 I'm sorry. 691 00:21:28,340 --> 00:21:29,340 I'm sorry. 692 00:21:29,340 --> 00:21:30,340 I'm sorry. 693 00:21:30,340 --> 00:21:31,340 I'm not touching that, man. 694 00:21:31,340 --> 00:21:32,340 What happened? 695 00:21:32,340 --> 00:21:33,340 What the fuck? 696 00:21:33,340 --> 00:21:34,340 Oh my gosh. 697 00:21:34,340 --> 00:21:35,340 It looks so real, too. 698 00:21:35,340 --> 00:21:36,340 It's not real, Brandon. 699 00:21:36,340 --> 00:21:37,340 I thought it was moving. 700 00:21:37,340 --> 00:21:38,340 I thought it was like this big block. 701 00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:39,340 It's not crawling on me. 702 00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:40,340 I'm not, no. 703 00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:41,340 I'm not, no. 704 00:21:41,340 --> 00:21:42,340 I'm not, no. 705 00:21:42,340 --> 00:21:43,340 I'm not, no. 706 00:21:43,340 --> 00:21:44,340 I'm not, no. 707 00:21:44,340 --> 00:21:45,340 I swear it moved in my head. 708 00:21:45,340 --> 00:21:46,340 I was like, dude, what? 709 00:21:46,340 --> 00:21:47,340 I wasn't ready. 710 00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:48,340 Oh shit. 711 00:21:48,340 --> 00:21:49,340 It's so real looking, dude. 712 00:21:49,340 --> 00:21:50,340 It's a molt. 713 00:21:50,340 --> 00:21:51,340 They shed their skin. 714 00:21:51,340 --> 00:21:52,340 Oh my gosh. 715 00:21:52,340 --> 00:21:53,340 So it is real. 716 00:21:53,340 --> 00:21:54,340 I knew y'all would kill him. 717 00:21:54,340 --> 00:21:55,340 Oh my gosh. 718 00:21:55,340 --> 00:21:56,340 Look at this, man. 719 00:21:56,340 --> 00:21:57,340 I'm not looking in there. 720 00:21:57,340 --> 00:21:58,340 No, no, no. 721 00:21:58,340 --> 00:21:59,340 This is the picture. 722 00:21:59,340 --> 00:22:00,340 That's something. 723 00:22:00,340 --> 00:22:01,340 That looks awesome. 724 00:22:01,340 --> 00:22:02,340 Awesome. 725 00:22:02,340 --> 00:22:03,340 Oh my God. 726 00:22:03,340 --> 00:22:04,340 That looks sick. 727 00:22:04,340 --> 00:22:05,340 That looks sick. 728 00:22:05,340 --> 00:22:06,340 That looks awesome. 729 00:22:06,340 --> 00:22:07,340 That looks sick. 730 00:22:07,340 --> 00:22:08,340 That looks awesome. 731 00:22:08,340 --> 00:22:09,340 That looks awesome. 732 00:22:09,340 --> 00:22:10,340 That looks awesome. 733 00:22:10,340 --> 00:22:11,340 That looks awesome. 734 00:22:11,340 --> 00:22:12,340 That looks awesome. 735 00:22:12,340 --> 00:22:13,340 That looks awesome. 736 00:22:13,340 --> 00:22:14,340 That looks sick. 737 00:22:14,340 --> 00:22:15,340 That looks awesome. 738 00:22:15,340 --> 00:22:16,340 I just had to make sure, dude. 739 00:22:16,340 --> 00:22:17,340 This is dope. 740 00:22:17,340 --> 00:22:18,340 This is sick. 741 00:22:18,340 --> 00:22:19,340 Yeah, it comes out of the box. 742 00:22:19,340 --> 00:22:20,340 I just shoved it in there. 743 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:23,340 Brandon, I promise you, I would not lie to you. 744 00:22:23,340 --> 00:22:25,340 There's no, there's nothing in this one. 745 00:22:25,340 --> 00:22:26,340 It's just a picture of us. 746 00:22:26,340 --> 00:22:27,340 You okay, Brandon? 747 00:22:27,340 --> 00:22:28,340 It's really cool. 748 00:22:28,340 --> 00:22:29,340 I just got me out of God. 749 00:22:29,340 --> 00:22:30,340 I wasn't expecting that shit. 750 00:22:30,340 --> 00:22:31,340 I knew it, bro. 751 00:22:31,340 --> 00:22:32,340 I would never have tortured y'all like that. 752 00:22:32,340 --> 00:22:37,340 I swear I picked up the paper off the printer and I saw the spider thing. 753 00:22:37,340 --> 00:22:38,340 I was like, fuck, dude. 754 00:22:38,340 --> 00:22:41,340 Oh, this is so badass, dude. 755 00:22:41,340 --> 00:22:43,340 Isn't that sick though? 756 00:22:43,340 --> 00:22:44,340 That is tight. 757 00:22:44,340 --> 00:22:45,340 That is tight. 758 00:22:45,340 --> 00:22:46,340 Thank you so much. 759 00:22:46,340 --> 00:22:47,340 Yeah. 760 00:22:47,340 --> 00:22:48,340 That is dope as hell. 761 00:22:48,340 --> 00:22:49,340 Thank you. 762 00:22:49,340 --> 00:22:50,340 No problem. 763 00:22:50,340 --> 00:22:51,340 You're my favorite podcast, dude. 764 00:22:51,340 --> 00:22:52,340 That is sick. 765 00:22:52,340 --> 00:22:53,340 Yeah, no problem. 766 00:22:53,340 --> 00:22:58,340 I'll send you the digital version so you can do whatever you want. 767 00:22:58,340 --> 00:22:59,340 Oh, that's so badass. 768 00:22:59,340 --> 00:23:00,340 Yeah, that's perfect. 769 00:23:00,340 --> 00:23:01,340 You got my lemon undertones perfect. 770 00:23:01,340 --> 00:23:02,340 Okay, so I made it in RGB. 771 00:23:02,340 --> 00:23:03,340 I should have made it in CMYK. 772 00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:04,340 Oh, no, I was being serious. 773 00:23:04,340 --> 00:23:05,340 Yeah. 774 00:23:05,340 --> 00:23:06,340 Holy shit. 775 00:23:06,340 --> 00:23:11,340 What did you think it was, though? 776 00:23:11,340 --> 00:23:16,340 No, I just thought you had some... I swear I thought it was like cartoon... 777 00:23:16,340 --> 00:23:18,340 We just talked about the graphic design. 778 00:23:18,340 --> 00:23:19,340 No AI. 779 00:23:19,340 --> 00:23:20,340 No AI. 780 00:23:20,340 --> 00:23:21,340 No AI. 781 00:23:21,340 --> 00:23:22,340 We're an anti-AI podcast. 782 00:23:22,340 --> 00:23:23,340 But our clip... 783 00:23:23,340 --> 00:23:28,340 Can I put you on retainer if I pay... if the graphic stuff? 784 00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:30,340 If you're talking money, I'm already down. 785 00:23:30,340 --> 00:23:31,340 All right, hell yeah. 786 00:23:31,340 --> 00:23:32,340 I'm a cheap bitch. 787 00:23:32,340 --> 00:23:33,340 Oh, that's crazy. 788 00:23:33,340 --> 00:23:34,340 That's so badass. 789 00:23:34,340 --> 00:23:35,340 Thank you so much. 790 00:23:35,340 --> 00:23:36,340 Thank you. 791 00:23:36,340 --> 00:23:37,340 Brandon, are you all right? 792 00:23:37,340 --> 00:23:38,340 Yeah, I'm good. 793 00:23:38,340 --> 00:23:39,340 I'm perfectly... 794 00:23:39,340 --> 00:23:40,340 I'm really sorry. 795 00:23:40,340 --> 00:23:41,340 No, it's good. 796 00:23:41,340 --> 00:23:42,340 I just didn't expect that. 797 00:23:42,340 --> 00:23:43,340 Doesn't it feel good to feel alive for a second though? 798 00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:44,340 Yeah, I mean, it was like adrenaline rush. 799 00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:45,340 I'm cool now. 800 00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:46,340 I just didn't expect... because I thought it was moving. 801 00:23:46,340 --> 00:23:51,340 I was like, is this thing live? 802 00:23:51,340 --> 00:23:57,340 The only reason I knew is because I knew you wouldn't endanger an animal like that because 803 00:23:57,340 --> 00:24:00,940 first of all, there's no way if you give somebody something like that, they're not fucking throwing 804 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:01,940 it. 805 00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:02,940 Exactly. 806 00:24:02,940 --> 00:24:03,940 That was the first markup. 807 00:24:03,940 --> 00:24:08,700 I was talking and I was like, we ask Hope if she'll bring them. 808 00:24:08,700 --> 00:24:12,500 And they were like, maybe they accidentally killed one of them. 809 00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:16,380 I was like, damn, that shit of them, Hope was like, they mold them. 810 00:24:16,380 --> 00:24:21,780 Using that was genius because that was the only thing... I was fully expecting it opening 811 00:24:21,780 --> 00:24:22,940 to see a spider in there. 812 00:24:22,940 --> 00:24:25,740 I can't even talk because I'm like, fuck. 813 00:24:25,740 --> 00:24:28,180 But I knew there was going to be something in there. 814 00:24:28,180 --> 00:24:32,620 It still got me because of how fucking real it looked because it is real. 815 00:24:32,620 --> 00:24:33,620 That was crazy, dude. 816 00:24:33,620 --> 00:24:34,620 Where's yours at, Brandon? 817 00:24:34,620 --> 00:24:35,620 It's right here. 818 00:24:35,620 --> 00:24:36,620 Can I see it? 819 00:24:36,620 --> 00:24:37,620 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 820 00:24:37,620 --> 00:24:38,620 Hey, no. 821 00:24:38,620 --> 00:24:39,620 Dom, don't do it, man. 822 00:24:39,620 --> 00:24:40,620 Please don't. 823 00:24:40,620 --> 00:24:41,620 No, man. 824 00:24:41,620 --> 00:24:42,620 I already know. 825 00:24:42,620 --> 00:24:43,620 Look how big the phone is on it. 826 00:24:43,620 --> 00:24:46,620 You can flip it over and look at the things and stuff. 827 00:24:46,620 --> 00:24:49,620 Are you going to throw it over? 828 00:24:49,620 --> 00:24:50,620 Don't do it. 829 00:24:50,620 --> 00:24:51,620 We already did. 830 00:24:51,620 --> 00:24:52,620 Oh god, now I don't believe it. 831 00:24:52,620 --> 00:24:53,620 Nah, man. 832 00:24:53,620 --> 00:24:54,620 I do feel like it's moving. 833 00:24:54,620 --> 00:24:55,620 I'm not going to lie. 834 00:24:55,620 --> 00:24:56,620 Dude, I swear. 835 00:24:56,620 --> 00:25:01,620 I opened it because I keep a ball in a box because I'm really fucking weird. 836 00:25:01,620 --> 00:25:03,620 I opened it and I got a little chill. 837 00:25:03,620 --> 00:25:04,620 I was like, ooh. 838 00:25:04,620 --> 00:25:06,620 It's built into us to not fuck with these. 839 00:25:06,620 --> 00:25:08,620 Brandon, it's a zombie spider. 840 00:25:08,620 --> 00:25:11,620 I wonder if these hurt when they bite you. 841 00:25:11,620 --> 00:25:12,620 Oh yeah. 842 00:25:12,620 --> 00:25:13,620 Because it got a little teeth. 843 00:25:13,620 --> 00:25:14,620 You want to see it, JJ? 844 00:25:14,620 --> 00:25:15,620 No, I'm good. 845 00:25:15,620 --> 00:25:16,620 You sure? 846 00:25:16,620 --> 00:25:17,620 Okay, Brandon wants to see it. 847 00:25:17,620 --> 00:25:18,620 No, I don't. 848 00:25:18,620 --> 00:25:19,620 Let me look. 849 00:25:19,620 --> 00:25:20,620 Let me look. 850 00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:21,620 Let me look. 851 00:25:21,620 --> 00:25:22,620 I don't want to touch it. 852 00:25:22,620 --> 00:25:23,620 I just want to look at it. 853 00:25:23,620 --> 00:25:24,620 But look, just look at those fangs in there. 854 00:25:24,620 --> 00:25:25,620 Damn. 855 00:25:25,620 --> 00:25:26,620 Yeah, those are sharp. 856 00:25:26,620 --> 00:25:28,620 Yeah, she's my bitchiest tarantula. 857 00:25:28,620 --> 00:25:30,620 I don't really want... I think it might be a boy. 858 00:25:30,620 --> 00:25:31,620 I don't know. 859 00:25:31,620 --> 00:25:32,620 I don't really want it that much. 860 00:25:32,620 --> 00:25:33,620 But I love all my other ones. 861 00:25:33,620 --> 00:25:34,620 They're super chill. 862 00:25:34,620 --> 00:25:37,620 They'll just... That one's a bitch. 863 00:25:37,620 --> 00:25:40,620 I'll sneeze and it'll start kicking little hairs off its butt at me. 864 00:25:40,620 --> 00:25:41,620 What? 865 00:25:41,620 --> 00:25:42,620 Oh yeah. 866 00:25:42,620 --> 00:25:44,620 I try to feed it and it just starts flicking hairs at me. 867 00:25:44,620 --> 00:25:45,620 What is that? 868 00:25:45,620 --> 00:25:48,620 There's New World and Old World tarantulas. 869 00:25:48,620 --> 00:25:49,620 This goes back to the fucking... 870 00:25:49,620 --> 00:25:53,620 The New World ones are from the Americas and they don't have a lot of venom, but they have 871 00:25:53,620 --> 00:25:54,620 a lot of hair. 872 00:25:54,620 --> 00:25:59,620 So they'll flick their little... Like porcupines, they'll flick their hairs at you to get in 873 00:25:59,620 --> 00:26:00,620 your eyes. 874 00:26:00,620 --> 00:26:01,620 Like a cat's eyes or whatever normal predator it would have. 875 00:26:01,620 --> 00:26:03,620 I did not know they could do that. 876 00:26:03,620 --> 00:26:04,620 Me neither. 877 00:26:04,620 --> 00:26:05,620 They're ranged. 878 00:26:05,620 --> 00:26:06,620 They have ranged attacks. 879 00:26:06,620 --> 00:26:07,620 I hate that. 880 00:26:07,620 --> 00:26:10,620 I hate everything about that. 881 00:26:10,620 --> 00:26:11,620 I love them. 882 00:26:11,620 --> 00:26:12,620 I love them. 883 00:26:12,620 --> 00:26:15,620 This is why I thought when I got kidnapped it was a prank, man. 884 00:26:15,620 --> 00:26:16,620 Because of the tarantula. 885 00:26:16,620 --> 00:26:20,620 Okay, Brandon, I'm going to just go ahead and tell you this now. 886 00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:27,620 We will never do a prank on you or endanger you, like kidnapping you or any kind of sexual 887 00:26:27,620 --> 00:26:28,620 thing like that. 888 00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:29,620 You don't remember room raiders, have you? 889 00:26:29,620 --> 00:26:30,620 Wait, what's that? 890 00:26:30,620 --> 00:26:31,620 Room raiders? 891 00:26:31,620 --> 00:26:32,620 I don't know what that is. 892 00:26:32,620 --> 00:26:33,620 Oh yeah, room raiders. 893 00:26:33,620 --> 00:26:34,620 You don't remember room raiders? 894 00:26:34,620 --> 00:26:35,620 Oh hell no, you don't remember room raiders. 895 00:26:35,620 --> 00:26:36,620 Nah, what year was that? 896 00:26:36,620 --> 00:26:37,620 Like I don't know. 897 00:26:37,620 --> 00:26:38,620 Early 2000s. 898 00:26:38,620 --> 00:26:39,620 2001, 2003, something like that. 899 00:26:39,620 --> 00:26:42,460 Oh man, sounds like a year. 900 00:26:42,460 --> 00:26:44,740 Room raiders is where... You tell them. 901 00:26:44,740 --> 00:26:47,420 They would kidnap you from your room. 902 00:26:47,420 --> 00:26:51,580 So for you, they would kidnap you and two other guys and they'd have a lady sitting there 903 00:26:51,580 --> 00:26:54,940 and judging you based off your bedroom that you just got kidnapped from. 904 00:26:54,940 --> 00:26:55,940 So you don't have to have to clean it. 905 00:26:55,940 --> 00:26:56,940 I can't go into your room. 906 00:26:56,940 --> 00:26:57,940 Yeah. 907 00:26:57,940 --> 00:26:58,940 I can't. 908 00:26:58,940 --> 00:27:02,100 And then people would... I don't know how stale it was, but people would have dirty 909 00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:03,100 drawers. 910 00:27:03,100 --> 00:27:09,420 I mean, the rooms weren't as messed up as they should have been for single guys because 911 00:27:09,420 --> 00:27:11,540 there's not a chance in hell. 912 00:27:11,540 --> 00:27:14,740 It's not the nastiest thing you've ever seen in your life. 913 00:27:14,740 --> 00:27:16,260 Like a college single guy. 914 00:27:16,260 --> 00:27:17,260 Oh man. 915 00:27:17,260 --> 00:27:18,260 But it was fun. 916 00:27:18,260 --> 00:27:19,260 Next, too, you remember that? 917 00:27:19,260 --> 00:27:20,260 Aw, next was the best. 918 00:27:20,260 --> 00:27:21,260 And parental control. 919 00:27:21,260 --> 00:27:22,260 Which one was... Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 920 00:27:22,260 --> 00:27:25,260 That's when they let their parents pick their date? 921 00:27:25,260 --> 00:27:29,420 They let their parents pick the date and then... Because they hated their current partner. 922 00:27:29,420 --> 00:27:30,420 Yeah. 923 00:27:30,420 --> 00:27:35,020 So it'd be like Maddie's parents being like, we don't want you with him anymore. 924 00:27:35,020 --> 00:27:37,340 We're going to pick you a date and then you have to watch it with... 925 00:27:37,340 --> 00:27:39,940 I'm like, this is weird. 926 00:27:39,940 --> 00:27:40,940 With the parents. 927 00:27:40,940 --> 00:27:42,620 That's some like cuck fantasy shit. 928 00:27:42,620 --> 00:27:43,620 They're probably all swingers now. 929 00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:44,620 I don't know. 930 00:27:44,620 --> 00:27:45,620 That's insane. 931 00:27:45,620 --> 00:27:46,620 Nothing wrong with that. 932 00:27:46,620 --> 00:27:49,100 If my dad picked my date, I'd be fucked. 933 00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:52,940 There's no telling who he would pick. 934 00:27:52,940 --> 00:27:53,940 She'd be black, first of all. 935 00:27:53,940 --> 00:27:59,980 She'd be black, she'd be 40, she'd work at the DMV. 936 00:27:59,980 --> 00:28:01,980 It'd be somebody he knows personally. 937 00:28:01,980 --> 00:28:04,980 She'd be a lesbian. 938 00:28:04,980 --> 00:28:05,980 Damn. 939 00:28:05,980 --> 00:28:08,060 Who do you think your mom would pick for you? 940 00:28:08,060 --> 00:28:11,660 I feel like my mom would take me away and get the girl somebody else. 941 00:28:11,660 --> 00:28:14,660 I feel like... Oh my... 942 00:28:14,660 --> 00:28:17,500 I think your mom would go on the date with you. 943 00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:21,100 Yeah, she'd probably be like, I'm the chaperone and shit. 944 00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:22,100 All right. 945 00:28:22,100 --> 00:28:26,380 You don't think she'd want you to be like... Well, you're already married. 946 00:28:26,380 --> 00:28:27,380 I don't know what you're talking about. 947 00:28:27,380 --> 00:28:28,380 See what I mean? 948 00:28:28,380 --> 00:28:29,380 She wouldn't pick nobody because you're already married. 949 00:28:29,380 --> 00:28:31,380 She'd be a homewrecker at that point. 950 00:28:31,380 --> 00:28:32,380 That's my thing for your mom. 951 00:28:32,380 --> 00:28:33,380 No, she wouldn't. 952 00:28:33,380 --> 00:28:34,380 No, she's... 953 00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:38,260 She would sit two tables over and if she didn't like the girl throughout the date, she'd walk 954 00:28:38,260 --> 00:28:42,700 over and hit her with a fentanyl patch on the back of the neck, put her to sleep, dude. 955 00:28:42,700 --> 00:28:43,700 Yeah. 956 00:28:43,700 --> 00:28:44,700 That'd be bad. 957 00:28:44,700 --> 00:28:45,700 That's what she would do. 958 00:28:45,700 --> 00:28:47,700 After he'd come up, I'd be like, man, fuck my son. 959 00:28:47,700 --> 00:28:48,700 I'd be like, all right, man. 960 00:28:48,700 --> 00:28:49,700 I'm sorry. 961 00:28:49,700 --> 00:28:53,740 How would that have went with you, Hope, parental guidance? 962 00:28:53,740 --> 00:28:56,340 Oh, God. 963 00:28:56,340 --> 00:29:00,580 There is one guy I dated in high school that my dad... My dad's Hispanic. 964 00:29:00,580 --> 00:29:02,340 He always called him mijo. 965 00:29:02,340 --> 00:29:09,300 He's still to this day, if he saw him 15 years later, would be like, hey, mijo. 966 00:29:09,300 --> 00:29:11,860 My dad likes the simple, nice guy. 967 00:29:11,860 --> 00:29:13,860 What's mijo mean? 968 00:29:13,860 --> 00:29:14,860 It's like my son. 969 00:29:14,860 --> 00:29:15,860 What? 970 00:29:15,860 --> 00:29:16,860 Mico, mica? 971 00:29:16,860 --> 00:29:18,860 So your boyfriend would call your dad my son? 972 00:29:18,860 --> 00:29:23,140 No, my dad would call my boyfriend at the time my son. 973 00:29:23,140 --> 00:29:26,020 I'm thinking he didn't like him type this, so he loved him. 974 00:29:26,020 --> 00:29:27,020 Oh, yeah, he loved him. 975 00:29:27,020 --> 00:29:29,020 Yeah, I think my dad just likes the nice guy. 976 00:29:29,020 --> 00:29:32,020 No, just likes the nice guy. 977 00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:39,260 Everybody here know Spanish? 978 00:29:39,260 --> 00:29:40,260 You know mijo, man? 979 00:29:40,260 --> 00:29:41,260 No, I do. 980 00:29:41,260 --> 00:29:42,260 I don't. 981 00:29:42,260 --> 00:29:43,260 Now we're getting Japanese. 982 00:29:43,260 --> 00:29:44,260 I was in Spanish class, too. 983 00:29:44,260 --> 00:29:45,260 I don't know. 984 00:29:45,260 --> 00:29:46,700 You took Spanish how many years? 985 00:29:46,700 --> 00:29:51,580 Just one semester, and she saw that we already knew it, so she would just speak to you in 986 00:29:51,580 --> 00:29:52,580 Spanish. 987 00:29:52,580 --> 00:29:53,580 She'd be like, what does that mean? 988 00:29:53,580 --> 00:29:54,580 I don't know. 989 00:29:54,580 --> 00:29:58,700 Then people look at me, and I'm like, dude, she didn't teach us nothing right. 990 00:29:58,700 --> 00:29:59,980 I didn't learn nothing in there. 991 00:29:59,980 --> 00:30:02,980 All I know how to say is, what, gracias. 992 00:30:02,980 --> 00:30:03,980 Si? 993 00:30:03,980 --> 00:30:04,980 Yeah, si, yeah. 994 00:30:04,980 --> 00:30:05,980 Come with some lies? 995 00:30:05,980 --> 00:30:06,980 No, I don't know that. 996 00:30:06,980 --> 00:30:07,980 Who knows? 997 00:30:07,980 --> 00:30:08,980 I was just like, pinge a bitch. 998 00:30:08,980 --> 00:30:09,980 That's it. 999 00:30:09,980 --> 00:30:10,980 I like basketball. 1000 00:30:10,980 --> 00:30:11,980 I like basketball. 1001 00:30:11,980 --> 00:30:18,980 I like it for what it used to be, I'll tell you that. 1002 00:30:18,980 --> 00:30:20,460 I like what it used to be. 1003 00:30:20,460 --> 00:30:24,220 I still watch it sometimes just to see a good game for some player I like. 1004 00:30:24,220 --> 00:30:26,500 I don't have a specific favorite team. 1005 00:30:26,500 --> 00:30:29,500 I like players because team lets you down sometimes. 1006 00:30:29,500 --> 00:30:31,460 But I like what it used to be. 1007 00:30:31,460 --> 00:30:35,660 I miss the violets in basketball. 1008 00:30:35,660 --> 00:30:37,980 I miss the violets because the violin was kind of funny. 1009 00:30:37,980 --> 00:30:40,420 I mean, they let people in hockey whoop each other's ass with sticks. 1010 00:30:40,420 --> 00:30:45,060 It's okay if a couple niggas smack each other around the basketball court because it can 1011 00:30:45,060 --> 00:30:50,300 get competitive out there as long as you keep it in a respectable way. 1012 00:30:50,300 --> 00:30:56,940 I remember as a kid I watched a Charles Barkley and Shaq fight that used to always be entertaining. 1013 00:30:56,940 --> 00:30:58,740 Now they got all these fouls. 1014 00:30:58,740 --> 00:31:00,940 There's too many fouls for me in basketball. 1015 00:31:00,940 --> 00:31:03,660 Joraemon is actually my favorite NBA player of all time. 1016 00:31:03,660 --> 00:31:05,860 That nigga reminds me of a mini Shaq. 1017 00:31:05,860 --> 00:31:07,460 He just don't give a fuck. 1018 00:31:07,460 --> 00:31:12,900 Any time they foul him and find him suspended from a game, I'd be like, God damn, that basketball 1019 00:31:12,900 --> 00:31:14,500 gonna be boring for the next couple of games. 1020 00:31:14,500 --> 00:31:16,300 I need Joraemon out there with my ass. 1021 00:31:16,300 --> 00:31:17,300 I like that shit. 1022 00:31:17,300 --> 00:31:20,980 Joraemon reminds me of the hood nigga from Mobile. 1023 00:31:20,980 --> 00:31:22,540 He reminds me that. 1024 00:31:22,540 --> 00:31:25,980 He don't give a fuck. 1025 00:31:25,980 --> 00:31:31,580 So are you doing these competitions every month or quarter? 1026 00:31:31,580 --> 00:31:32,580 We're doing quarterly. 1027 00:31:32,580 --> 00:31:33,580 Quarterly, that's right. 1028 00:31:33,580 --> 00:31:34,580 Yeah. 1029 00:31:34,580 --> 00:31:35,580 That was fun though. 1030 00:31:35,580 --> 00:31:36,580 Hell yeah. 1031 00:31:36,580 --> 00:31:41,020 Charles, one on one, and Mark Viola one on the other. 1032 00:31:41,020 --> 00:31:42,020 That's good shit. 1033 00:31:42,020 --> 00:31:43,020 There's so much fun. 1034 00:31:43,020 --> 00:31:44,020 I'm always kind of worried. 1035 00:31:44,020 --> 00:31:50,820 I get anxious for any event that I'm in charge of, but they're always a good time. 1036 00:31:50,820 --> 00:31:52,780 It's kind of really easy. 1037 00:31:52,780 --> 00:31:55,700 I just have to sit back and let you guys be really funny. 1038 00:31:55,700 --> 00:31:56,700 And it works. 1039 00:31:56,700 --> 00:31:59,780 And then I get credit and I'm like, I didn't do shit. 1040 00:31:59,780 --> 00:32:01,060 I didn't even say any jokes. 1041 00:32:01,060 --> 00:32:04,260 No, but you're an amazing host. 1042 00:32:04,260 --> 00:32:09,420 You really keep it going because I've hosted before at a thing you have to do. 1043 00:32:09,420 --> 00:32:13,780 Mine was every other week, but mine was terrible compared to what you do. 1044 00:32:13,780 --> 00:32:19,340 I'm like, you get them up there, you move them along, you talk proper and all that. 1045 00:32:19,340 --> 00:32:24,140 Glad you think I'm articulate. 1046 00:32:24,140 --> 00:32:26,900 I'm lucky to have the booth to hide behind. 1047 00:32:26,900 --> 00:32:31,100 I feel like because I'm not coming out in between comics, we save a lot of time doing 1048 00:32:31,100 --> 00:32:32,100 that. 1049 00:32:32,100 --> 00:32:36,260 It kind of loses a certain intimacy, like small room. 1050 00:32:36,260 --> 00:32:38,460 But like you said, the room is low ceilings. 1051 00:32:38,460 --> 00:32:42,300 It's covered wall to floor and skating re-carpet. 1052 00:32:42,300 --> 00:32:45,140 It looks like a Dixie Cup, but goth. 1053 00:32:45,140 --> 00:32:47,780 It's scrungy, it's dark, it's good for comedy. 1054 00:32:47,780 --> 00:32:48,780 Best bathroom in Huntsville. 1055 00:32:48,780 --> 00:32:49,780 It is. 1056 00:32:49,780 --> 00:32:50,780 I love it. 1057 00:32:50,780 --> 00:32:51,780 I love it. 1058 00:32:51,780 --> 00:32:57,460 Hey, we upgraded the shower room. 1059 00:32:57,460 --> 00:33:00,900 But it was packed whenever I was there. 1060 00:33:00,900 --> 00:33:02,020 We had to sit in the back. 1061 00:33:02,020 --> 00:33:05,340 We couldn't even get a spot to see the show. 1062 00:33:05,340 --> 00:33:07,060 Get out there and come see it at Moody's. 1063 00:33:07,060 --> 00:33:08,740 And you do a karaoke right afterwards. 1064 00:33:08,740 --> 00:33:09,740 Who doesn't want to do that? 1065 00:33:09,740 --> 00:33:14,540 Yeah, it's a long night for me, but it's fun. 1066 00:33:14,540 --> 00:33:16,340 Do people tip well for karaoke? 1067 00:33:16,340 --> 00:33:19,460 It depends on the night. 1068 00:33:19,460 --> 00:33:25,860 Like recently, my only tip was a copy of Two Weeks Notice with Sandra Bullock. 1069 00:33:25,860 --> 00:33:26,860 It was a DVD. 1070 00:33:26,860 --> 00:33:27,860 Are you fucking with me? 1071 00:33:27,860 --> 00:33:28,860 You know what movie I'm talking about? 1072 00:33:28,860 --> 00:33:29,860 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1073 00:33:29,860 --> 00:33:30,860 Two Weeks Notice? 1074 00:33:30,860 --> 00:33:31,860 Let's see. 1075 00:33:31,860 --> 00:33:36,620 And the only reason I got it as a tip was because the bar didn't have a DVD player. 1076 00:33:36,620 --> 00:33:39,060 So he just gave it off to me. 1077 00:33:39,060 --> 00:33:40,420 And I was like, where did you get this? 1078 00:33:40,420 --> 00:33:42,180 And he's like, I like to be nice to people. 1079 00:33:42,180 --> 00:33:43,660 And I was like, that's really sweet. 1080 00:33:43,660 --> 00:33:48,860 I'm going to take this, I'm going to add it to my collection alongside Shawshank Redemption 1081 00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:49,860 and Interstellar. 1082 00:33:49,860 --> 00:33:50,860 That's my shit. 1083 00:33:50,860 --> 00:33:51,860 I fucking love Interstellar. 1084 00:33:51,860 --> 00:33:52,860 Oh my God, Trump did it! 1085 00:33:52,860 --> 00:33:53,860 DT did it! 1086 00:33:53,860 --> 00:33:54,860 What's this motivated now? 1087 00:33:54,860 --> 00:33:59,860 What did he mean by this? 1088 00:33:59,860 --> 00:34:02,860 Man, that's crazy. 1089 00:34:02,860 --> 00:34:07,740 Damn, how many movies did Trump do? 1090 00:34:07,740 --> 00:34:09,220 We got Home Alone 2? 1091 00:34:09,220 --> 00:34:11,500 Yeah, I mean, I don't know. 1092 00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:12,500 I didn't know he was in this. 1093 00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:13,500 I didn't either. 1094 00:34:13,500 --> 00:34:14,500 I've never seen it. 1095 00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:15,500 I've never seen this either. 1096 00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:16,500 Yeah, I guess it was a good tip. 1097 00:34:16,500 --> 00:34:17,500 It's that Hugh Grant era. 1098 00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:22,900 Have we just been living in Trump's world this whole time? 1099 00:34:22,900 --> 00:34:25,340 He's in every movie apparently, The Apprentice. 1100 00:34:25,340 --> 00:34:27,500 He's got entertainment locked down. 1101 00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:29,700 We're in The Truman Show, but they did it of a whole country. 1102 00:34:29,700 --> 00:34:30,700 Yeah. 1103 00:34:30,700 --> 00:34:31,700 Oh my God. 1104 00:34:31,700 --> 00:34:32,700 That's North Korea. 1105 00:34:32,700 --> 00:34:33,700 That's his boy. 1106 00:34:33,700 --> 00:34:37,140 Unless we're getting double blinded, dude. 1107 00:34:37,140 --> 00:34:39,140 They're double faking us out, dude. 1108 00:34:39,140 --> 00:34:42,820 They have that as an example, but really we're the ones that are getting faked. 1109 00:34:42,820 --> 00:34:43,820 Damn, maybe. 1110 00:34:43,820 --> 00:34:47,700 What if people are just sitting around painting and eating grapes and we're fucking working 1111 00:34:47,700 --> 00:34:48,700 at McDonald's? 1112 00:34:48,700 --> 00:34:49,700 Damn. 1113 00:34:49,700 --> 00:34:51,580 What if that's the case, Brandon? 1114 00:34:51,580 --> 00:34:52,580 That could be true. 1115 00:34:52,580 --> 00:34:54,540 That opens up a whole new can of words, man. 1116 00:34:54,540 --> 00:34:55,540 Damn, man. 1117 00:34:55,540 --> 00:34:56,540 What are we going to do? 1118 00:34:56,540 --> 00:34:57,540 What are we going to think about that? 1119 00:34:57,540 --> 00:34:59,020 Wow, it's nothing we can do. 1120 00:34:59,020 --> 00:35:01,020 You ever been out of the country? 1121 00:35:01,020 --> 00:35:02,020 No. 1122 00:35:02,020 --> 00:35:06,100 With all these plane crashes, I don't know, man. 1123 00:35:06,100 --> 00:35:07,100 You guys haven't been to Europe? 1124 00:35:07,100 --> 00:35:08,100 I haven't either. 1125 00:35:08,100 --> 00:35:14,820 I've heard that in Italy, it's a much slower fucking lifestyle. 1126 00:35:14,820 --> 00:35:16,100 People visit at restaurants. 1127 00:35:16,100 --> 00:35:20,260 You're not trying to get out so the waitress can get her tips. 1128 00:35:20,260 --> 00:35:24,500 You go and visit and you drink and you smoke and you laugh and spend hours with people. 1129 00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:28,520 I don't know if that's just what I've been told or if that's real, but that sounds pretty 1130 00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:29,520 fucking nice. 1131 00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:31,740 I feel like in America, we're always fucking hustling. 1132 00:35:31,740 --> 00:35:32,740 In Russia. 1133 00:35:32,740 --> 00:35:35,580 I feel like we take it personal when we can't pay our bills. 1134 00:35:35,580 --> 00:35:36,580 We feel like a failure. 1135 00:35:36,580 --> 00:35:37,580 Oh, hell yeah. 1136 00:35:37,580 --> 00:35:38,580 Oh, yeah. 1137 00:35:38,580 --> 00:35:39,580 Because you got to. 1138 00:35:39,580 --> 00:35:40,580 It's just so goddamn expensive, man. 1139 00:35:40,580 --> 00:35:41,580 Yeah. 1140 00:35:41,580 --> 00:35:45,020 I thought I was supposed to go down, DT. 1141 00:35:45,020 --> 00:35:46,020 What's going on? 1142 00:35:46,020 --> 00:35:47,020 Shit. 1143 00:35:47,020 --> 00:35:50,300 I mean, this is the most expensive fucking six bucks. 1144 00:35:50,300 --> 00:35:52,020 The dude I work with. 1145 00:35:52,020 --> 00:35:53,020 Yeah. 1146 00:35:53,020 --> 00:35:54,020 Yeah. 1147 00:35:54,020 --> 00:35:57,620 We got this black dude. 1148 00:35:57,620 --> 00:36:00,780 He always talks about how he loves eating eggs every morning and he came in. 1149 00:36:00,780 --> 00:36:01,780 He was so mad. 1150 00:36:01,780 --> 00:36:04,140 He threw shit down. 1151 00:36:04,140 --> 00:36:06,020 He was hardcore on the Trump train. 1152 00:36:06,020 --> 00:36:08,620 He was like, I'm telling you right now, fuck that. 1153 00:36:08,620 --> 00:36:09,820 I'm drunk on do something. 1154 00:36:09,820 --> 00:36:11,620 Then he came in like last week. 1155 00:36:11,620 --> 00:36:12,620 He was like, fuck this shit. 1156 00:36:12,620 --> 00:36:13,620 He was like, he's a six dollars. 1157 00:36:13,620 --> 00:36:16,620 I told the girls we ain't eatin' eggs no more. 1158 00:36:16,620 --> 00:36:17,620 Damn, man. 1159 00:36:17,620 --> 00:36:20,260 That's when you just got to buy the chickens, man. 1160 00:36:20,260 --> 00:36:22,420 The only eggs he cares about is women's. 1161 00:36:22,420 --> 00:36:24,620 It's not the grocery type. 1162 00:36:24,620 --> 00:36:26,300 Dude, it's so bad. 1163 00:36:26,300 --> 00:36:30,860 I was at work and this lady came in with a whole big ass cake and it said resign. 1164 00:36:30,860 --> 00:36:31,860 I was like, resign? 1165 00:36:31,860 --> 00:36:32,860 That's weird. 1166 00:36:32,860 --> 00:36:33,860 What's going on? 1167 00:36:33,860 --> 00:36:37,660 She's like, oh, well, you know, because of Trump and Elon Musk, now we got to resign 1168 00:36:37,660 --> 00:36:42,500 because we work in like an office government thing or they're just going to like fire us. 1169 00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:44,140 And I was like, no, I'm sorry to hear that. 1170 00:36:44,140 --> 00:36:46,180 And then the doctor behind it was like, you know what that means, son? 1171 00:36:46,180 --> 00:36:47,180 And I was like, nah. 1172 00:36:47,180 --> 00:36:49,580 And then he explained everything to me and I was like, OK, cool. 1173 00:36:49,580 --> 00:36:50,580 That's sad. 1174 00:36:50,580 --> 00:36:51,580 What'd he say? 1175 00:36:51,580 --> 00:36:52,580 Oh, well, he just told me. 1176 00:36:52,580 --> 00:36:53,580 He was like, yeah, man. 1177 00:36:53,580 --> 00:36:54,580 That's the day we told me. 1178 00:36:54,580 --> 00:36:58,940 He was like, yeah, they got to resign because Elon Musk and Trump are going to make them 1179 00:36:58,940 --> 00:36:59,940 quit. 1180 00:36:59,940 --> 00:37:01,940 And if they don't resign, they're going to get fired. 1181 00:37:01,940 --> 00:37:03,940 So now they don't have a job. 1182 00:37:03,940 --> 00:37:04,940 Damn. 1183 00:37:04,940 --> 00:37:05,940 Or they DEI or something? 1184 00:37:05,940 --> 00:37:08,940 No, no, it was like a government job thing. 1185 00:37:08,940 --> 00:37:09,940 Like government people. 1186 00:37:09,940 --> 00:37:11,940 Government like some office thing. 1187 00:37:11,940 --> 00:37:12,940 OK. 1188 00:37:12,940 --> 00:37:13,940 So, yeah. 1189 00:37:13,940 --> 00:37:15,940 Probably just some charity work to help you start. 1190 00:37:15,940 --> 00:37:16,940 Some bullshit. 1191 00:37:16,940 --> 00:37:17,940 They chose wrong. 1192 00:37:17,940 --> 00:37:23,940 Yeah, I mean, if they need money, they need to learn how to get it, even if they're sick 1193 00:37:23,940 --> 00:37:26,300 or ill or, you know, whatever. 1194 00:37:26,300 --> 00:37:27,300 Vote then. 1195 00:37:27,300 --> 00:37:28,300 I mean, you figure it out. 1196 00:37:28,300 --> 00:37:29,300 Yeah. 1197 00:37:29,300 --> 00:37:30,300 Hey, you have your voice. 1198 00:37:30,300 --> 00:37:33,340 You don't go over there complaining about what I never do. 1199 00:37:33,340 --> 00:37:34,340 Yeah, I never do. 1200 00:37:34,340 --> 00:37:37,060 You go you go to work and now you save people's lives. 1201 00:37:37,060 --> 00:37:38,060 Yeah, that's what I do. 1202 00:37:38,060 --> 00:37:42,620 Think about how much integrity there is in pulling yourself up by your bootstraps while 1203 00:37:42,620 --> 00:37:43,620 you're starving. 1204 00:37:43,620 --> 00:37:44,620 Exactly. 1205 00:37:44,620 --> 00:37:46,620 And your back is thrown out. 1206 00:37:46,620 --> 00:37:47,620 It's probably easier. 1207 00:37:47,620 --> 00:37:48,620 Maybe. 1208 00:37:48,620 --> 00:37:49,620 Maybe. 1209 00:37:49,620 --> 00:37:52,620 Your ankles aren't as fluid on them. 1210 00:37:52,620 --> 00:37:54,620 Should they have them kinkles? 1211 00:37:54,620 --> 00:37:57,620 All I know is I did my part. 1212 00:37:57,620 --> 00:37:58,620 Did my part, man. 1213 00:37:58,620 --> 00:37:59,620 Good job. 1214 00:37:59,620 --> 00:38:00,620 Yes, I did. 1215 00:38:00,620 --> 00:38:01,620 Thank you, man. 1216 00:38:01,620 --> 00:38:02,620 What was your part? 1217 00:38:02,620 --> 00:38:03,620 My part? 1218 00:38:03,620 --> 00:38:04,620 Oh, with the voting. 1219 00:38:04,620 --> 00:38:05,620 I voted. 1220 00:38:05,620 --> 00:38:06,620 Oh, OK. 1221 00:38:06,620 --> 00:38:07,620 I voted. 1222 00:38:07,620 --> 00:38:10,620 I tell you, even though they were just kidding, that would be $25. 1223 00:38:10,620 --> 00:38:13,620 Would you like to round up for the charity you just got? 1224 00:38:13,620 --> 00:38:14,620 I did do that. 1225 00:38:14,620 --> 00:38:15,620 I did do that. 1226 00:38:15,620 --> 00:38:16,620 I did do that. 1227 00:38:16,620 --> 00:38:17,620 I was like, damn, that's crazy, man. 1228 00:38:17,620 --> 00:38:18,620 So you a member of Club Publix? 1229 00:38:18,620 --> 00:38:25,620 No, that's what it was at my last job when I would write people up close. 1230 00:38:25,620 --> 00:38:29,620 We'd be talking about how expensive shit is, and I'd be like, yeah, I'll be $1,200. 1231 00:38:29,620 --> 00:38:31,620 Yeah, and then I tell them this. 1232 00:38:31,620 --> 00:38:32,620 I'm like, I'm sorry, man. 1233 00:38:32,620 --> 00:38:33,620 I hate this, too. 1234 00:38:33,620 --> 00:38:34,620 I can't even shop here. 1235 00:38:34,620 --> 00:38:35,620 I got to go to Walmart. 1236 00:38:35,620 --> 00:38:36,620 You can't even shop at the place you work. 1237 00:38:36,620 --> 00:38:37,620 No. 1238 00:38:37,620 --> 00:38:38,620 They don't give employee discounts. 1239 00:38:38,620 --> 00:38:39,620 I can't, no. 1240 00:38:39,620 --> 00:38:40,620 Really? 1241 00:38:40,620 --> 00:38:41,620 They don't give employee discounts? 1242 00:38:41,620 --> 00:38:42,620 Not at all. 1243 00:38:42,620 --> 00:38:43,620 They get snowcaptions. 1244 00:38:43,620 --> 00:38:44,620 Oh, what the fuck? 1245 00:38:44,620 --> 00:38:45,620 Okay, and you can give employee discounts. 1246 00:38:45,620 --> 00:38:46,620 No, man. 1247 00:38:46,620 --> 00:38:47,620 They don't do it. 1248 00:38:47,620 --> 00:38:48,620 That's crazy. 1249 00:38:48,620 --> 00:38:49,620 That's nonsense. 1250 00:38:49,620 --> 00:38:50,620 I've never worked anywhere where you should start stealing. 1251 00:38:50,620 --> 00:38:51,620 Because I've never worked anywhere where you couldn't get a fucking discount there. 1252 00:38:51,620 --> 00:38:52,620 I'll be your alibi if you steal from there. 1253 00:38:52,620 --> 00:38:53,620 No, I'm good. 1254 00:38:53,620 --> 00:38:54,620 I can't. 1255 00:38:54,620 --> 00:38:55,620 You can't now. 1256 00:38:55,620 --> 00:38:56,620 Would you better get a better job? 1257 00:38:56,620 --> 00:38:57,620 Yes, I am. 1258 00:38:57,620 --> 00:38:58,620 Way better. 1259 00:38:58,620 --> 00:38:59,620 Kicking in fires, pulling me out of the wreckage. 1260 00:38:59,620 --> 00:39:00,620 Shit, you can steal there is worth way more than that stuff at Publix. 1261 00:39:00,620 --> 00:39:01,620 Yeah, it is. 1262 00:39:01,620 --> 00:39:02,620 I'm not going to do that. 1263 00:39:02,620 --> 00:39:03,620 I'm not going to do that. 1264 00:39:03,620 --> 00:39:04,620 I'm not going to do that. 1265 00:39:04,620 --> 00:39:13,620 I'm not going to do that. 1266 00:39:13,620 --> 00:39:14,620 Wait, I'm sorry, what happened? 1267 00:39:14,620 --> 00:39:17,620 Did you steal off folks' bodies? 1268 00:39:17,620 --> 00:39:18,620 Oh, no. 1269 00:39:18,620 --> 00:39:19,620 You cannot. 1270 00:39:19,620 --> 00:39:20,620 No. 1271 00:39:20,620 --> 00:39:21,620 Wait, what are you about to start doing? 1272 00:39:21,620 --> 00:39:22,620 I'm about to be like EMS and work on a fire department. 1273 00:39:22,620 --> 00:39:23,620 That's what my goal is. 1274 00:39:23,620 --> 00:39:24,620 That's so fucking interesting. 1275 00:39:24,620 --> 00:39:28,620 I wish I could handle stress enough to be like a 911 dispatcher or something. 1276 00:39:28,620 --> 00:39:29,620 I think that shit's so cool. 1277 00:39:29,620 --> 00:39:30,620 Yeah, it is. 1278 00:39:30,620 --> 00:39:31,620 But you got to react. 1279 00:39:31,620 --> 00:39:32,620 Yeah, I don't know. 1280 00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:34,620 You got to have a little something to you, man. 1281 00:39:34,620 --> 00:39:36,620 I'd be like, holy shit, he's in the house? 1282 00:39:36,620 --> 00:39:38,620 We'll get to the fucking house. 1283 00:39:38,620 --> 00:39:40,620 Get the fuck out. 1284 00:39:40,620 --> 00:39:41,620 Yeah. 1285 00:39:41,620 --> 00:39:43,620 It's going to be great. 1286 00:39:43,620 --> 00:39:49,620 You should call 911. 1287 00:39:49,620 --> 00:39:51,620 Speaking of, we were talking about Trumpet Eli. 1288 00:39:51,620 --> 00:39:58,620 I found this whenever, because we were hoping you wanted Asian food, so I had to go to the 1289 00:39:58,620 --> 00:39:59,620 Asian market. 1290 00:39:59,620 --> 00:40:00,620 Look at this. 1291 00:40:00,620 --> 00:40:02,620 It's also spider-skeleton. 1292 00:40:02,620 --> 00:40:04,620 Yeah, a bunch of tarantulas. 1293 00:40:04,620 --> 00:40:05,620 What? 1294 00:40:05,620 --> 00:40:06,620 Wait, whoa. 1295 00:40:06,620 --> 00:40:07,620 That's the good kind, right? 1296 00:40:07,620 --> 00:40:08,620 Wait, what? 1297 00:40:08,620 --> 00:40:09,620 There's the good kind, right? 1298 00:40:09,620 --> 00:40:10,620 Can I show the camera? 1299 00:40:10,620 --> 00:40:11,620 Yes, please. 1300 00:40:11,620 --> 00:40:12,620 It looks like a German clock. 1301 00:40:12,620 --> 00:40:19,620 You're our closest connection to this kind of shit, so you're our expert. 1302 00:40:19,620 --> 00:40:20,620 Damn. 1303 00:40:20,620 --> 00:40:21,620 This was at the... 1304 00:40:21,620 --> 00:40:24,620 Dom's our antique roadshow appraisal for a child. 1305 00:40:24,620 --> 00:40:25,620 He's German. 1306 00:40:25,620 --> 00:40:28,620 So I thought that was interesting. 1307 00:40:28,620 --> 00:40:30,620 I knew too. 1308 00:40:30,620 --> 00:40:32,620 We can't just leave it on the shelf. 1309 00:40:32,620 --> 00:40:33,620 Do you know what's inside of it? 1310 00:40:33,620 --> 00:40:34,620 Is that like a flag? 1311 00:40:34,620 --> 00:40:37,620 It's the swastikas, but I think it's the Buddhist peaceful house. 1312 00:40:37,620 --> 00:40:38,620 Ah! 1313 00:40:38,620 --> 00:40:39,620 Ah! 1314 00:40:39,620 --> 00:40:40,620 There's no knot. 1315 00:40:40,620 --> 00:40:41,620 Demonetize on YouTube. 1316 00:40:41,620 --> 00:40:42,620 What's the angle of the... 1317 00:40:42,620 --> 00:40:43,620 Well, they're at all angles, ironically. 1318 00:40:43,620 --> 00:40:44,620 Oh, man. 1319 00:40:44,620 --> 00:40:45,620 I guess it's in the eye of the beholder. 1320 00:40:45,620 --> 00:40:46,620 It's a support for them. 1321 00:40:46,620 --> 00:40:47,620 So do I open this? 1322 00:40:47,620 --> 00:40:48,620 Yeah. 1323 00:40:48,620 --> 00:40:49,620 They used AI to design the package. 1324 00:40:49,620 --> 00:40:50,620 Whoa. 1325 00:40:50,620 --> 00:40:51,620 Are they on these too? 1326 00:40:51,620 --> 00:40:52,620 That's... 1327 00:40:52,620 --> 00:40:53,620 No. 1328 00:40:53,620 --> 00:40:54,620 And that's the thing that they're not. 1329 00:40:54,620 --> 00:40:55,620 What is that? 1330 00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:56,620 These are beautiful. 1331 00:40:56,620 --> 00:40:57,620 Are they slender? 1332 00:40:57,620 --> 00:40:58,620 They are. 1333 00:40:58,620 --> 00:40:59,620 Holy shit. 1334 00:40:59,620 --> 00:41:00,620 What the fuck? 1335 00:41:00,620 --> 00:41:01,620 Kanye might be on them. 1336 00:41:01,620 --> 00:41:02,620 They're fucking beautiful. 1337 00:41:02,620 --> 00:41:03,620 I'm fucking around just joking, bro. 1338 00:41:03,620 --> 00:41:04,620 Are they mine? 1339 00:41:04,620 --> 00:41:05,620 Yeah. 1340 00:41:05,620 --> 00:41:06,620 What? 1341 00:41:06,620 --> 00:41:07,620 Yeah? 1342 00:41:07,620 --> 00:41:08,620 Hell yeah. 1343 00:41:08,620 --> 00:41:09,620 This is going to look so good with my katana. 1344 00:41:09,620 --> 00:41:10,620 We just going to put it back? 1345 00:41:10,620 --> 00:41:11,620 Are we just going to look at that off? 1346 00:41:11,620 --> 00:41:12,620 What'd he say? 1347 00:41:12,620 --> 00:41:13,620 He's trying to switch the service. 1348 00:41:13,620 --> 00:41:14,620 No, I was joking. 1349 00:41:14,620 --> 00:41:15,620 What'd he say? 1350 00:41:15,620 --> 00:41:16,620 I was joking. 1351 00:41:16,620 --> 00:41:17,620 What'd he say? 1352 00:41:17,620 --> 00:41:18,620 Brandon, would you like to repeat what you said? 1353 00:41:18,620 --> 00:41:19,620 I was joking around when you pulled that out. 1354 00:41:19,620 --> 00:41:20,620 Like, man, Kanye is on something. 1355 00:41:20,620 --> 00:41:21,620 Joking around. 1356 00:41:21,620 --> 00:41:22,620 I can't go into nothing. 1357 00:41:22,620 --> 00:41:23,620 That's too good. 1358 00:41:23,620 --> 00:41:24,880 I'm going to go into the 1359 00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:30,140 Well, some of his tweets were right. 1360 00:41:30,140 --> 00:41:34,460 He said, there's no funny rich people. 1361 00:41:34,460 --> 00:41:38,860 All funny people are broke ass niggas who are trying to distract people from their life. 1362 00:41:38,860 --> 00:41:39,860 And he's right. 1363 00:41:39,860 --> 00:41:40,860 Yeah, he is right. 1364 00:41:40,860 --> 00:41:41,860 He is very right. 1365 00:41:41,860 --> 00:41:42,860 I know that from experience. 1366 00:41:42,860 --> 00:41:43,860 But how many katanas do you have? 1367 00:41:43,860 --> 00:41:44,860 Just one. 1368 00:41:44,860 --> 00:41:45,860 You just one? 1369 00:41:45,860 --> 00:41:50,860 Yeah, no, I got it from a Japanese kick that I went through. 1370 00:41:50,860 --> 00:41:53,860 I fucking thought I was going to move to Japan. 1371 00:41:53,860 --> 00:41:56,860 Yeah, I was like, they'll accept me there. 1372 00:41:56,860 --> 00:41:59,860 It's like they're polite. 1373 00:41:59,860 --> 00:42:01,860 Yeah, fucking futote gaijin or whatever. 1374 00:42:01,860 --> 00:42:04,860 Fat foreigners, what they would have called me. 1375 00:42:04,860 --> 00:42:06,860 No, that's what I would have been called. 1376 00:42:06,860 --> 00:42:08,860 And then I would have been depressed in Japan. 1377 00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:10,860 I almost moved down fourth grade. 1378 00:42:10,860 --> 00:42:11,860 Whoa, really? 1379 00:42:11,860 --> 00:42:13,860 Yeah, because my dad had a job offer. 1380 00:42:13,860 --> 00:42:15,860 He was like, we're going to Japan. 1381 00:42:15,860 --> 00:42:18,860 And my mom was like, whatever makes you feel better. 1382 00:42:18,860 --> 00:42:20,860 You probably, like, people might be more cool with you. 1383 00:42:20,860 --> 00:42:23,860 You're not going to be lonely because you'll probably be a tall dude there. 1384 00:42:23,860 --> 00:42:24,860 And I was like, really? 1385 00:42:24,860 --> 00:42:26,860 What in the fuck? 1386 00:42:26,860 --> 00:42:29,860 You would have been like Jaden Smith karate kid. 1387 00:42:29,860 --> 00:42:31,860 Yeah, and he was like, stop being lonely. 1388 00:42:31,860 --> 00:42:32,860 I was like, thanks, mom. 1389 00:42:32,860 --> 00:42:33,860 Your mom was going to move there? 1390 00:42:33,860 --> 00:42:37,860 No, my dad, like, we were all going to move there because my dad, like, he had a job offer. 1391 00:42:37,860 --> 00:42:39,860 So we were going to go down there. 1392 00:42:39,860 --> 00:42:40,860 What was his job? 1393 00:42:40,860 --> 00:42:41,860 Oh, like some engineering stuff. 1394 00:42:41,860 --> 00:42:43,860 But it didn't happen. 1395 00:42:43,860 --> 00:42:45,860 He went to Florida instead. 1396 00:42:45,860 --> 00:42:47,860 Did he take you guys with him? 1397 00:42:47,860 --> 00:42:48,860 Well, I mean, we went down to Summertime. 1398 00:42:48,860 --> 00:42:50,860 Miami has tall buildings. 1399 00:42:50,860 --> 00:42:51,860 We went down to Summertime to Melbourne. 1400 00:42:51,860 --> 00:42:53,860 It was nice. 1401 00:42:53,860 --> 00:42:55,860 That's where I almost drowned. 1402 00:42:55,860 --> 00:42:56,860 To Melbourne? 1403 00:42:56,860 --> 00:42:59,860 Yeah, because my mom, like, my sandals came off and they were going in the ocean. 1404 00:42:59,860 --> 00:43:00,860 My mom was like, you better go get them. 1405 00:43:00,860 --> 00:43:01,860 And I was like, I can't swim. 1406 00:43:01,860 --> 00:43:04,860 She was like, well, you better get them or it's going to be a problem. 1407 00:43:04,860 --> 00:43:05,860 So I had to go in the ocean and try to get it. 1408 00:43:05,860 --> 00:43:07,860 Dog, you should write a book. 1409 00:43:07,860 --> 00:43:08,860 Yes. 1410 00:43:08,860 --> 00:43:09,860 Maybe I should. 1411 00:43:09,860 --> 00:43:10,860 I would read a... 1412 00:43:10,860 --> 00:43:11,860 I appreciate that. 1413 00:43:11,860 --> 00:43:13,860 Just like chronological order, every story you can remember. 1414 00:43:13,860 --> 00:43:15,860 Everything. 1415 00:43:15,860 --> 00:43:17,860 You'll have the exact dates for everything. 1416 00:43:17,860 --> 00:43:18,860 Hell yeah. 1417 00:43:18,860 --> 00:43:20,860 Like, that was 2014. 1418 00:43:20,860 --> 00:43:22,860 Is that a thing you can do? 1419 00:43:22,860 --> 00:43:23,860 Kinda. 1420 00:43:23,860 --> 00:43:26,860 Sometimes I get a year off or two maybe. 1421 00:43:26,860 --> 00:43:27,860 Sometimes. 1422 00:43:27,860 --> 00:43:29,860 Man, you all got a lot of talent in this room. 1423 00:43:29,860 --> 00:43:30,860 I got to say. 1424 00:43:30,860 --> 00:43:31,860 Sometimes. 1425 00:43:31,860 --> 00:43:32,860 That was... 1426 00:43:32,860 --> 00:43:34,860 That really was. 1427 00:43:34,860 --> 00:43:38,860 No, I just dropped out of school and then didn't join the Army. 1428 00:43:38,860 --> 00:43:40,860 That's my talent. 1429 00:43:40,860 --> 00:43:44,860 I was not doing stuff. 1430 00:43:44,860 --> 00:43:47,860 Okay, well, look. 1431 00:43:47,860 --> 00:43:50,860 So there's this program where we're doing this shit at work, right? 1432 00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:51,860 Okay. 1433 00:43:51,860 --> 00:43:56,860 If you put your picture in there, it tells you how to target this individual. 1434 00:43:56,860 --> 00:43:59,860 So it's going to tell you how to target, how to sell things to them. 1435 00:43:59,860 --> 00:44:00,860 Okay. 1436 00:44:00,860 --> 00:44:01,860 So they're going to tell you everything about you. 1437 00:44:01,860 --> 00:44:07,860 They're going to say what your religion is, what your political affiliation is. 1438 00:44:07,860 --> 00:44:08,860 And we got you right here. 1439 00:44:08,860 --> 00:44:09,860 Oh, no. 1440 00:44:09,860 --> 00:44:10,860 Can I read it too? 1441 00:44:10,860 --> 00:44:11,860 Yeah, go ahead. 1442 00:44:11,860 --> 00:44:12,860 Read it for her, please, Brett. 1443 00:44:12,860 --> 00:44:13,860 All right. 1444 00:44:13,860 --> 00:44:14,860 Is it recording? 1445 00:44:14,860 --> 00:44:15,860 Yes. 1446 00:44:15,860 --> 00:44:16,860 All right, let me double check. 1447 00:44:16,860 --> 00:44:17,860 Yes, it is. 1448 00:44:17,860 --> 00:44:18,860 Oh, I see his woman in Caucasian. 1449 00:44:18,860 --> 00:44:25,860 The image captures a young woman seated at a piano in what appears to be recording studio 1450 00:44:25,860 --> 00:44:28,860 or music studio in London, United Kingdom. 1451 00:44:28,860 --> 00:44:33,860 Her focus is directed towards the instrument with her hands positioned to play. 1452 00:44:33,860 --> 00:44:40,860 The background is dimly lit, adding a sense of intimacy and contraction to the scene. 1453 00:44:40,860 --> 00:44:45,860 A microphone stand is also seen suggesting a possible recording session. 1454 00:44:45,860 --> 00:44:51,860 The woman of Caucasian descent is estimated to be in her early 20s, earning between 20,000 1455 00:44:51,860 --> 00:44:52,860 and 40,000 annually. 1456 00:44:52,860 --> 00:44:53,860 That's crazy. 1457 00:44:53,860 --> 00:44:54,860 But it's in pounds. 1458 00:44:54,860 --> 00:44:57,860 Oh, they probably still write. 1459 00:44:57,860 --> 00:45:03,860 She's likely identified as agnostic and leans towards the Labour Party politically. 1460 00:45:03,860 --> 00:45:06,860 That's too European for me. 1461 00:45:06,860 --> 00:45:11,860 It says her expression conveys contentment and introspection. 1462 00:45:11,860 --> 00:45:14,860 She wears a floral dress beneath a leather jacket. 1463 00:45:14,860 --> 00:45:20,860 Her hobbies may include playing the piano and writing songs, balanced with excessive 1464 00:45:20,860 --> 00:45:24,860 online shopping, binge watching TV, and emotional eating. 1465 00:45:24,860 --> 00:45:25,860 Damn! 1466 00:45:25,860 --> 00:45:26,860 I know! 1467 00:45:26,860 --> 00:45:31,860 I was so skinny in that picture, but yes, I did. 1468 00:45:31,860 --> 00:45:33,860 Let's continue. 1469 00:45:33,860 --> 00:45:40,860 This solo young adult seems to lean towards artistic expression and introspection, hence 1470 00:45:40,860 --> 00:45:47,860 we can target with vintage and musical instrument products and services, such as piano tuning 1471 00:45:47,860 --> 00:45:53,860 kits, the piano supply, floral print apparel, Laura Ashley's independent music scene event 1472 00:45:53,860 --> 00:46:02,860 tickets, bands in town, online therapy platform BetterHelp, sheet music collection Hal Leonard, 1473 00:46:02,860 --> 00:46:10,860 fast fashion boohoo, fast delivery service, delivery rule, streaming service, and services, 1474 00:46:10,860 --> 00:46:11,860 Divne Plus. 1475 00:46:11,860 --> 00:46:13,860 How on the nose was it? 1476 00:46:13,860 --> 00:46:15,860 All right, so half of it's completely off. 1477 00:46:15,860 --> 00:46:20,860 But the things that hit, the BetterHelp, that was before I even found BetterHelp. 1478 00:46:20,860 --> 00:46:25,860 They would have helped me had we had AI back then. 1479 00:46:25,860 --> 00:46:31,860 I think it's beautiful that they can see that I can play the piano from me playing the piano. 1480 00:46:31,860 --> 00:46:34,860 That's so AI. 1481 00:46:34,860 --> 00:46:36,860 You weren't in London either, right? 1482 00:46:36,860 --> 00:46:38,860 No, I was in Carasota, Florida. 1483 00:46:38,860 --> 00:46:42,860 She just said she'd never been to Europe. 1484 00:46:42,860 --> 00:46:44,860 I haven't read any of these. 1485 00:46:44,860 --> 00:46:45,860 We have them for everyone. 1486 00:46:45,860 --> 00:46:48,860 In the middle of the street, not in a studio at all. 1487 00:46:48,860 --> 00:46:50,860 Oh, Jesus. 1488 00:46:50,860 --> 00:46:51,860 Oh, hell yeah, dude. 1489 00:46:51,860 --> 00:46:52,860 I'm excited for this one. 1490 00:46:52,860 --> 00:46:54,860 Wait, how does it know Huntsville, Alabama? 1491 00:46:54,860 --> 00:46:55,860 Lucky guess. 1492 00:46:55,860 --> 00:46:57,860 That's my first question first and foremost. 1493 00:46:57,860 --> 00:46:58,860 What? 1494 00:46:58,860 --> 00:46:59,860 Lucky guess. 1495 00:46:59,860 --> 00:47:01,860 It tells you how it does. 1496 00:47:01,860 --> 00:47:06,860 Open the person's shirt because that's the ultimate Frisbee jersey that I stole. 1497 00:47:06,860 --> 00:47:08,860 That's crazy. 1498 00:47:08,860 --> 00:47:09,860 Let's go. 1499 00:47:09,860 --> 00:47:14,860 The scene unfolds in a modest bedroom, presumably in Huntsville, Alabama. 1500 00:47:14,860 --> 00:47:22,860 Evident from the text on the person's shirt, a lone individual stands seemingly preparing for some physical activity. 1501 00:47:22,860 --> 00:47:30,860 Various objects populate the background, a dresser, a shelf cluttered with items, a fan, and a bed. 1502 00:47:30,860 --> 00:47:36,860 The room is dimly lit, casting long, airy shadows that amplify the unsettling stillness. 1503 00:47:36,860 --> 00:47:38,860 What the fuck? 1504 00:47:38,860 --> 00:47:40,860 The light is on, dude. 1505 00:47:40,860 --> 00:47:42,860 Bitch, you lonely fuck. 1506 00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:46,860 The individual, a Caucasian man, appears to be in his late 20s. 1507 00:47:46,860 --> 00:47:48,860 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1508 00:47:48,860 --> 00:47:50,860 Damn, man. 1509 00:47:50,860 --> 00:47:52,860 He like that? 1510 00:47:52,860 --> 00:47:56,860 He likely earns between $30,000 and $60,000 annually. 1511 00:47:56,860 --> 00:47:58,860 About $30,000 to $60,000 off. 1512 00:47:58,860 --> 00:48:01,860 To no specific religious doctrine. 1513 00:48:01,860 --> 00:48:02,860 Wow. 1514 00:48:02,860 --> 00:48:08,860 Leaning towards agnosticism. 1515 00:48:08,860 --> 00:48:10,860 His political views are independent. 1516 00:48:10,860 --> 00:48:15,860 Untethered to any major party, he is dressed casually in a t-shirt and plaid pants. 1517 00:48:15,860 --> 00:48:25,860 A headband, assent too lating, his determined expression, he enjoys ultimate frisbee, exercising, and watching documentaries, which is true. 1518 00:48:25,860 --> 00:48:30,860 But also indulges in social media binging, impulse buying, and procrastination. 1519 00:48:30,860 --> 00:48:32,860 Those are all true. 1520 00:48:32,860 --> 00:48:36,860 The individual seems to be health conscious, yet easily distracted. 1521 00:48:36,860 --> 00:48:43,860 We can target them with fitness related and entertainment products and services such as custom ultimate frisbee, 1522 00:48:43,860 --> 00:48:55,860 disc by discraft, high performance athletics by KT Kape Tape, discounted streaming services like Netflix, fast food delivery from DoorDash, 1523 00:48:55,860 --> 00:49:04,860 wireless noise canceling from Bose, energy gels from GU Energy Labs, home workout kits from Pell O'Tone, 1524 00:49:04,860 --> 00:49:09,860 and a subscription to ultimate frisbee instructional videos by the Ultimate Athlete Projects. 1525 00:49:09,860 --> 00:49:11,860 Do you disc golf? 1526 00:49:11,860 --> 00:49:13,860 I stole that from another man. 1527 00:49:13,860 --> 00:49:15,860 Down they got nothing on me. 1528 00:49:15,860 --> 00:49:21,860 They couldn't figure this dude out. 1529 00:49:21,860 --> 00:49:25,860 Is your face like on top of a green tree? 1530 00:49:25,860 --> 00:49:27,860 That's what I'm working. 1531 00:49:27,860 --> 00:49:29,860 You look like Gigacherry. 1532 00:49:29,860 --> 00:49:33,860 Oh man, okay, let's get started. 1533 00:49:33,860 --> 00:49:43,860 In the literal glow of a dimly lit establishment in Dallas, a solitary figure stands. 1534 00:49:43,860 --> 00:49:52,860 The individual likely in their mid-30s is a central focus bathed in disorienting hues. 1535 00:49:52,860 --> 00:50:00,860 The background reveals distinct, no, indistinct shapes and colors hitting at a bar or entertainment venue. 1536 00:50:00,860 --> 00:50:04,860 The foreground is stark, devoid of any distractions from the person. 1537 00:50:04,860 --> 00:50:07,860 I'd like to point out that they have not given Alex's gender. 1538 00:50:07,860 --> 00:50:09,860 I thought you said her. 1539 00:50:09,860 --> 00:50:11,860 Did I? Let me go back up. 1540 00:50:11,860 --> 00:50:14,860 Brandon said her. That's why I laughed. 1541 00:50:14,860 --> 00:50:16,860 Oh man, I may have did that by accident. I'm sorry. 1542 00:50:16,860 --> 00:50:19,860 They don't know what you are. 1543 00:50:19,860 --> 00:50:23,860 The individual appears to be of Southeast Asian descent. 1544 00:50:23,860 --> 00:50:25,860 Fuck back. 1545 00:50:25,860 --> 00:50:30,860 Damn AI. Their expression suggesting a sense of detachment. 1546 00:50:30,860 --> 00:50:35,860 Their estimate income range falls between $40,000 and $60,000. 1547 00:50:35,860 --> 00:50:38,860 They just gave him that because he got more because he's Asian. 1548 00:50:38,860 --> 00:50:40,860 I think so. 1549 00:50:40,860 --> 00:50:45,860 It is probably that they identify as agnostic and politically lean towards being independent. 1550 00:50:45,860 --> 00:50:52,860 They are clad in casual attire, a simple t-shirt and a cap, a multitude of emotions. 1551 00:50:52,860 --> 00:51:03,860 They seem to swirl within a sense of wisdom, wisdom, a hint of pensive-ness and underlying detachment. 1552 00:51:03,860 --> 00:51:10,860 Their potential hobbies are online gaming, binge watching TV series, nature, photography, excessive drinking, 1553 00:51:10,860 --> 00:51:14,860 doing scrolling and conspiracy theorizing. 1554 00:51:14,860 --> 00:51:27,860 This individual seems to exhibit a propensity for escapism and a suspect ability to target misinformation. 1555 00:51:27,860 --> 00:51:37,860 Therefore, we can tailor our market efforts towards niche and common products and services. 1556 00:51:37,860 --> 00:51:45,860 We can target ads such as limited edition VR headsets, conspiracy theory documentaries on Netflix, 1557 00:51:45,860 --> 00:51:54,860 high-end camera lenses, Sony, craft beer subscription box, Beer 52, emergency preparedness kits, 1558 00:51:54,860 --> 00:52:02,860 MyPatriot Supply, detox programs, curd outfit, luxury survival bunkers, Z-Bulks and streaming services. 1559 00:52:02,860 --> 00:52:07,860 Jesus Christ, it's so funny. 1560 00:52:07,860 --> 00:52:09,860 Luxury survival bunkers? 1561 00:52:09,860 --> 00:52:11,860 No, it's going to be bad. 1562 00:52:11,860 --> 00:52:13,860 I don't like how they... 1563 00:52:13,860 --> 00:52:15,860 Before I start, I see the money and I don't... 1564 00:52:15,860 --> 00:52:17,860 They made it pretty low for me. 1565 00:52:17,860 --> 00:52:19,860 But, alright, that's fucked up. 1566 00:52:19,860 --> 00:52:21,860 Okay, so... 1567 00:52:21,860 --> 00:52:23,860 Okay, let's get it started. 1568 00:52:23,860 --> 00:52:27,860 I like how they put African-American in the money in the same sentence. 1569 00:52:27,860 --> 00:52:29,860 Yeah, like in the foreground. 1570 00:52:29,860 --> 00:52:31,860 They went straight to it. 1571 00:52:31,860 --> 00:52:33,860 The individual, around 30 years... 1572 00:52:33,860 --> 00:52:35,860 Wow. 1573 00:52:35,860 --> 00:52:41,860 It's captured against a stark, monochromatic background. 1574 00:52:41,860 --> 00:52:46,860 The location appears to be a simple studio, possibly a home set up. 1575 00:52:46,860 --> 00:52:48,860 The subject...what the fuck? 1576 00:52:48,860 --> 00:52:52,860 The subject is alone, seemingly posing for a portrait. 1577 00:52:52,860 --> 00:52:54,860 They think you took this picture by yourself. 1578 00:52:54,860 --> 00:52:56,860 Okay, well, fuck them. 1579 00:52:56,860 --> 00:53:01,860 The identified African-American is estimated within an income of $20,000 to $40,000, 1580 00:53:01,860 --> 00:53:04,860 while everybody else had $60,000. 1581 00:53:04,860 --> 00:53:09,860 Their religious affiliation is most likely Christianity, which is true, 1582 00:53:09,860 --> 00:53:12,860 and they seem to lean towards the Democrat Party, which is true again. 1583 00:53:12,860 --> 00:53:13,860 How did they get it? 1584 00:53:13,860 --> 00:53:14,860 Wow. 1585 00:53:14,860 --> 00:53:17,860 They appear content wearing collared shirts. 1586 00:53:17,860 --> 00:53:21,860 Their hobbies may include watching movies, gaming, and cooking, 1587 00:53:21,860 --> 00:53:26,860 but they also show signs of gambling, social media addiction, 1588 00:53:26,860 --> 00:53:29,860 and impulsive shopping. 1589 00:53:29,860 --> 00:53:32,860 The individual seems to be easily influenced... 1590 00:53:32,860 --> 00:53:33,860 No, he doesn't say that. 1591 00:53:33,860 --> 00:53:38,860 Easily influenced and driven by instinct gratification. 1592 00:53:38,860 --> 00:53:44,860 Hence, we can target them with niche and general products and services, 1593 00:53:44,860 --> 00:53:50,860 such as custom gaming PCs, cyber power PCs, lottery tickets. 1594 00:53:50,860 --> 00:53:52,860 That's the racist shit I've ever heard in my life. 1595 00:53:52,860 --> 00:53:53,860 The fucking Powerball? 1596 00:53:53,860 --> 00:53:55,860 They said the Powerball Man, which is right. 1597 00:53:55,860 --> 00:53:56,860 It's just lottery tickets. 1598 00:53:56,860 --> 00:53:58,860 I've been doing that since I was five, but... 1599 00:53:58,860 --> 00:54:03,860 Torme popcorn by Opa, cooking classes by Sir Law Tables, 1600 00:54:03,860 --> 00:54:08,860 streaming service by Netflix, McDonald's would be his fast food, 1601 00:54:08,860 --> 00:54:15,860 smartphones by Samsung, and then credit cards, credit cards, capital one. 1602 00:54:15,860 --> 00:54:17,860 What the fuck? 1603 00:54:17,860 --> 00:54:19,860 That's crazy. 1604 00:54:19,860 --> 00:54:20,860 That's fucked up. 1605 00:54:20,860 --> 00:54:22,860 How did you know you were easily influenced from that bitch? 1606 00:54:22,860 --> 00:54:24,860 This is why Kanye tweeted all that shit. 1607 00:54:24,860 --> 00:54:27,860 He put a picture in here, he's like, fuck that, dude. 1608 00:54:27,860 --> 00:54:29,860 The Jews made this technology. 1609 00:54:29,860 --> 00:54:30,860 Oh, God. 1610 00:54:30,860 --> 00:54:35,860 Is this shit based off of actual shit, or is it based off of racist takes? 1611 00:54:35,860 --> 00:54:36,860 That's what the fuck I think. 1612 00:54:36,860 --> 00:54:37,860 That's what I'm wondering. 1613 00:54:37,860 --> 00:54:38,860 It's AI, so it's like, yeah. 1614 00:54:38,860 --> 00:54:39,860 It's realistic. 1615 00:54:39,860 --> 00:54:40,860 Real statistic. 1616 00:54:40,860 --> 00:54:41,860 Come on, man. 1617 00:54:41,860 --> 00:54:43,860 This Alexa, like... 1618 00:54:43,860 --> 00:54:44,860 Alexa just mad at me. 1619 00:54:44,860 --> 00:54:45,860 I'm just curious. 1620 00:54:45,860 --> 00:54:46,860 Yeah, yeah. 1621 00:54:46,860 --> 00:54:47,860 It's like, yeah, that's what it's doing. 1622 00:54:47,860 --> 00:54:49,860 It's taking all the info. 1623 00:54:49,860 --> 00:54:51,860 This is the deep-seek AI. 1624 00:54:51,860 --> 00:54:52,860 This is wild. 1625 00:54:52,860 --> 00:54:53,860 Call me South American. 1626 00:54:53,860 --> 00:54:54,860 Damn, man. 1627 00:54:54,860 --> 00:55:00,860 Oh, mine, they said that I was a Puerto Rican, and they said that... 1628 00:55:00,860 --> 00:55:03,860 They said I was Catholic. 1629 00:55:03,860 --> 00:55:08,860 And they said that I had bad habits, like overeating, and I was like, 1630 00:55:08,860 --> 00:55:10,860 are you guys just calling me fat? 1631 00:55:10,860 --> 00:55:14,860 So all the stuff they targeted was food? 1632 00:55:14,860 --> 00:55:15,860 A fat Puerto Rican? 1633 00:55:15,860 --> 00:55:19,860 You think that dude that tried to kidnap me used this? 1634 00:55:19,860 --> 00:55:20,860 And he was like, maybe he likes gambling? 1635 00:55:20,860 --> 00:55:22,860 I don't think that man has a computer. 1636 00:55:22,860 --> 00:55:24,860 That's why you're going to Tennessee, dude. 1637 00:55:24,860 --> 00:55:26,860 Nah, I'm good. 1638 00:55:26,860 --> 00:55:27,860 I do actually want to... 1639 00:55:27,860 --> 00:55:29,860 We can drive over there real quick for the game. 1640 00:55:29,860 --> 00:55:31,860 Oh, yeah, we could. 1641 00:55:31,860 --> 00:55:32,860 Tennessee. 1642 00:55:32,860 --> 00:55:34,860 Well, the game that already happened. 1643 00:55:34,860 --> 00:55:35,860 Oh, yeah. 1644 00:55:35,860 --> 00:55:36,860 Oh, yeah. 1645 00:55:36,860 --> 00:55:37,860 It's not about to happen. 1646 00:55:37,860 --> 00:55:38,860 What happened, Brady? 1647 00:55:38,860 --> 00:55:39,860 Could you... 1648 00:55:39,860 --> 00:55:40,860 I couldn't believe it. 1649 00:55:40,860 --> 00:55:41,860 I can tell you exactly what happened. 1650 00:55:41,860 --> 00:55:42,860 Who won? 1651 00:55:42,860 --> 00:55:43,860 I know who won. 1652 00:55:43,860 --> 00:55:44,860 With that play. 1653 00:55:44,860 --> 00:55:45,860 Right? 1654 00:55:45,860 --> 00:55:48,860 It was like when it came, and it was that play in the third quarter. 1655 00:55:48,860 --> 00:55:49,860 They had about five minutes. 1656 00:55:49,860 --> 00:55:50,860 We knew they were winning by the time. 1657 00:55:50,860 --> 00:55:51,860 By that time, yeah. 1658 00:55:51,860 --> 00:55:54,860 Then Pittsburgh came in, and how fucking... 1659 00:55:54,860 --> 00:55:55,860 What was that thing called? 1660 00:55:55,860 --> 00:55:57,860 What was that thing called that happened when the British were coming? 1661 00:55:57,860 --> 00:55:58,860 It was like that shit. 1662 00:55:58,860 --> 00:56:00,860 But Pittsburgh came in and fucked up everything. 1663 00:56:00,860 --> 00:56:03,860 I thought you were about to say what you said. 1664 00:56:03,860 --> 00:56:04,860 And fucked up everything. 1665 00:56:04,860 --> 00:56:06,860 Pittsburgh was number one. 1666 00:56:06,860 --> 00:56:11,860 And then Detroit came in and was like, nah, man, it was like WWE SummerSlam 1997. 1667 00:56:11,860 --> 00:56:13,860 Two teams that were not in the season at all. 1668 00:56:13,860 --> 00:56:14,860 Nah. 1669 00:56:14,860 --> 00:56:15,860 Came in and fucking won. 1670 00:56:15,860 --> 00:56:16,860 But you know we wish they were. 1671 00:56:16,860 --> 00:56:17,860 Isn't that right, yo? 1672 00:56:17,860 --> 00:56:18,860 I don't know. 1673 00:56:18,860 --> 00:56:19,860 You're talking weird. 1674 00:56:19,860 --> 00:56:20,860 I fucking loved it. 1675 00:56:20,860 --> 00:56:21,860 I'm talking to the camera right here. 1676 00:56:21,860 --> 00:56:22,860 I'm like, don't y'all wish? 1677 00:56:22,860 --> 00:56:23,860 No. 1678 00:56:23,860 --> 00:56:24,860 Because I know everybody wishes. 1679 00:56:24,860 --> 00:56:25,860 Isn't that right, Jack? 1680 00:56:25,860 --> 00:56:26,860 That's true. 1681 00:56:26,860 --> 00:56:27,860 You got the... 1682 00:56:27,860 --> 00:56:28,860 Yeah. 1683 00:56:28,860 --> 00:56:29,860 He got it. 1684 00:56:29,860 --> 00:56:30,860 What is that? 1685 00:56:30,860 --> 00:56:31,860 The Pittsburgh Steelers right there. 1686 00:56:31,860 --> 00:56:32,860 That hat? 1687 00:56:32,860 --> 00:56:33,860 Good Sprite Sativa hat. 1688 00:56:33,860 --> 00:56:34,860 Oh, shit. 1689 00:56:34,860 --> 00:56:35,860 I'm sorry. 1690 00:56:35,860 --> 00:56:36,860 I'm not lying. 1691 00:56:36,860 --> 00:56:37,860 It's in the scene. 1692 00:56:37,860 --> 00:56:38,860 Well, he watched with me. 1693 00:56:38,860 --> 00:56:39,860 Oh, we see. 1694 00:56:39,860 --> 00:56:49,860 Holy shit. 1695 00:56:49,860 --> 00:56:51,740 So I got to ask you about this. 1696 00:56:51,740 --> 00:56:53,820 You've made three short films. 1697 00:56:53,820 --> 00:56:54,820 Oh my God. 1698 00:56:54,820 --> 00:56:55,820 Oh, wow. 1699 00:56:55,820 --> 00:56:56,820 Wow. 1700 00:56:56,820 --> 00:56:57,820 Y'all went on IMDB. 1701 00:56:57,820 --> 00:56:58,820 First of all, you're on IMDB? 1702 00:56:58,820 --> 00:56:59,820 Let me see. 1703 00:56:59,820 --> 00:57:00,820 God. 1704 00:57:00,820 --> 00:57:11,140 The first one that I ever put on there, I think, it might have been one I did in 2014, 1705 00:57:11,140 --> 00:57:18,780 but the one I did in 2015 was like my buddy Alex White gave me the script and it was totally 1706 00:57:18,780 --> 00:57:27,500 based off of classic cinema, like psycho, real cop detective murder thriller thing. 1707 00:57:27,500 --> 00:57:29,300 It's called The Patient and that... 1708 00:57:29,300 --> 00:57:30,740 Oh, there it is. 1709 00:57:30,740 --> 00:57:36,460 Yeah, that actually showed at a film festival in New York City on Times Square. 1710 00:57:36,460 --> 00:57:39,180 And it was super cool. 1711 00:57:39,180 --> 00:57:40,420 I had a lot of fun making it. 1712 00:57:40,420 --> 00:57:42,700 The next year we did Amelia. 1713 00:57:42,700 --> 00:57:47,500 That was like a passion project that I couldn't believe I got people to help me create for 1714 00:57:47,500 --> 00:57:48,500 free. 1715 00:57:48,500 --> 00:57:51,460 I did find my actor on Tinder, my lead actor. 1716 00:57:51,460 --> 00:57:52,460 Really? 1717 00:57:52,460 --> 00:57:53,460 Yes. 1718 00:57:53,460 --> 00:57:58,380 Akorye White, who's been in movies with Viola Davis now and he's so incredible, so sweet. 1719 00:57:58,380 --> 00:58:01,580 He was a very promising football player. 1720 00:58:01,580 --> 00:58:03,460 I hope I'm not getting this wrong. 1721 00:58:03,460 --> 00:58:05,420 And then he was like, fuck it, I want to start acting. 1722 00:58:05,420 --> 00:58:09,700 He got signed by an agency in Atlanta and I found him on Tinder and I was like, I'm not 1723 00:58:09,700 --> 00:58:12,420 looking for a date, I'm looking for an actor. 1724 00:58:12,420 --> 00:58:15,500 And he was a professional actor and just getting started. 1725 00:58:15,500 --> 00:58:17,500 So I paid him $100 to be in my movie. 1726 00:58:17,500 --> 00:58:18,500 He did it. 1727 00:58:18,500 --> 00:58:23,260 That one also showed in New York because I have a fucking propensity for New York apparently. 1728 00:58:23,260 --> 00:58:25,580 And it was so cool. 1729 00:58:25,580 --> 00:58:30,980 The armor by Rachel in the Deep South, that was made by my, the director is Sarah Gamble. 1730 00:58:30,980 --> 00:58:36,100 She's now in LA working as a writer primarily and an assistant. 1731 00:58:36,100 --> 00:58:40,860 And it's all about growing up biracial in very rural Alabama. 1732 00:58:40,860 --> 00:58:41,860 Wow. 1733 00:58:41,860 --> 00:58:43,340 I need to see that. 1734 00:58:43,340 --> 00:58:45,180 Yeah, it's on Amazon Prime. 1735 00:58:45,180 --> 00:58:49,460 She grew up in Hawaii and then her parents, when she was around 10 years old I think, 1736 00:58:49,460 --> 00:58:52,020 they moved her to Troy, near Troy, Alabama. 1737 00:58:52,020 --> 00:58:54,740 And her dad was black, her mom was white. 1738 00:58:54,740 --> 00:58:55,740 Her kids. 1739 00:58:55,740 --> 00:58:58,100 Her dad was from Crenshaw County. 1740 00:58:58,100 --> 00:59:04,700 And so, by the time they moved back, dude, interracial marriage was still illegal in 1741 00:59:04,700 --> 00:59:05,700 Alabama. 1742 00:59:05,700 --> 00:59:06,700 Really? 1743 00:59:06,700 --> 00:59:07,700 Yeah. 1744 00:59:07,700 --> 00:59:08,700 Wow. 1745 00:59:08,700 --> 00:59:10,700 I don't think it changed until, it was in 1990 or 2000. 1746 00:59:10,700 --> 00:59:11,700 In the 90s? 1747 00:59:11,700 --> 00:59:12,700 You fucking with me? 1748 00:59:12,700 --> 00:59:13,700 It was either 1990 or 2000. 1749 00:59:13,700 --> 00:59:14,700 That's fucked up. 1750 00:59:14,700 --> 00:59:15,700 It's one of those. 1751 00:59:15,700 --> 00:59:16,700 Let me search this up. 1752 00:59:16,700 --> 00:59:17,700 I'm ashamed that I can't remember. 1753 00:59:17,700 --> 00:59:22,620 On the books, it was still illegal until 1990 or 2000. 1754 00:59:22,620 --> 00:59:23,620 It's gotta be 1990, you'd hope. 1755 00:59:23,620 --> 00:59:25,620 It's gotta be the legalest hill here for a long time. 1756 00:59:25,620 --> 00:59:26,620 I would have never even came down here. 1757 00:59:26,620 --> 00:59:27,620 It's crazy. 1758 00:59:27,620 --> 00:59:30,580 And they chose to move back here and he was like, well, things must have gotten better 1759 00:59:30,580 --> 00:59:31,580 in the time that we've been gone. 1760 00:59:31,580 --> 00:59:32,580 2000? 1761 00:59:32,580 --> 00:59:33,580 Yeah, 2000. 1762 00:59:33,580 --> 00:59:34,580 Even worse than I thought. 1763 00:59:34,580 --> 00:59:36,580 I tried to give it the better of a doubt and I was wrong. 1764 00:59:36,580 --> 00:59:37,580 That's fucking insane. 1765 00:59:37,580 --> 00:59:38,580 It's always worse than you think it is. 1766 00:59:38,580 --> 00:59:39,580 I cannot believe that. 1767 00:59:39,580 --> 00:59:40,580 Man. 1768 00:59:40,580 --> 00:59:41,580 2000? 1769 00:59:41,580 --> 00:59:42,580 Hell no, man. 1770 00:59:42,580 --> 00:59:44,420 It's a beautiful doc. 1771 00:59:44,420 --> 00:59:48,380 I was just an editor on it and she told her story so beautifully. 1772 00:59:48,380 --> 00:59:51,100 Definitely give it a watch. 1773 00:59:51,100 --> 00:59:52,100 The hell yeah. 1774 00:59:52,100 --> 00:59:53,100 That's sad, man. 1775 00:59:53,100 --> 00:59:54,100 Fucked up. 1776 00:59:54,100 --> 00:59:55,100 Go back, go back. 1777 00:59:55,100 --> 00:59:56,100 Is that the last? 1778 00:59:56,100 --> 00:59:58,820 Do you think there was one that was more recent than Alabama? 1779 00:59:58,820 --> 00:59:59,820 Slavery in Mississippi. 1780 00:59:59,820 --> 01:00:00,820 Maybe. 1781 01:00:00,820 --> 01:00:01,820 What's that? 1782 01:00:01,820 --> 01:00:04,820 I'm pretty sure that's like crazy, weirdly recent. 1783 01:00:04,820 --> 01:00:05,820 It's illegal. 1784 01:00:05,820 --> 01:00:08,740 Well, it just depends on what kind of people you put in there. 1785 01:00:08,740 --> 01:00:11,700 If it's prisoners, then it's perfectly legal. 1786 01:00:11,700 --> 01:00:16,860 Some people are hiding doing that and you're fucked up. 1787 01:00:16,860 --> 01:00:19,260 So you like can direct and do all that shit? 1788 01:00:19,260 --> 01:00:24,020 Yeah, I kind of lost my passion for it because I started doing a bunch of paid gigs and music 1789 01:00:24,020 --> 01:00:29,540 videos and now I do wedding videography and I just don't really care to tell that kind 1790 01:00:29,540 --> 01:00:30,540 of story. 1791 01:00:30,540 --> 01:00:37,300 I have been working on a feature screenplay for years, almost a decade now. 1792 01:00:37,300 --> 01:00:40,140 One day I want to sell it, but I don't want anything to do with it other than a little 1793 01:00:40,140 --> 01:00:41,620 acting role in it. 1794 01:00:41,620 --> 01:00:43,140 Let them have the whole thing, change the script. 1795 01:00:43,140 --> 01:00:44,140 I don't give a shit. 1796 01:00:44,140 --> 01:00:46,780 I just want the paycheck and an acting credit. 1797 01:00:46,780 --> 01:00:47,900 Take my baby and kill it. 1798 01:00:47,900 --> 01:00:48,900 I don't care. 1799 01:00:48,900 --> 01:00:54,100 So the wedding, doing the weddings, my boy does it and he hates it. 1800 01:00:54,100 --> 01:00:55,100 Yeah. 1801 01:00:55,100 --> 01:00:57,820 Does it make you lose your passion doing that? 1802 01:00:57,820 --> 01:00:58,820 Because it's always the same? 1803 01:00:58,820 --> 01:00:59,820 It's already been done. 1804 01:00:59,820 --> 01:01:00,820 Oh, okay. 1805 01:01:00,820 --> 01:01:04,860 I have to say though, the weddings, it's uniquely happy. 1806 01:01:04,860 --> 01:01:11,780 Even the ones that the parents are fighting or whatever, I'm the one manufacturing it 1807 01:01:11,780 --> 01:01:13,100 being a beautiful moment. 1808 01:01:13,100 --> 01:01:18,180 So all I'm seeing is I'm cutting out all the bullshit and I just see this beautiful moment 1809 01:01:18,180 --> 01:01:21,220 happening and I always catch myself smiling while I'm editing. 1810 01:01:21,220 --> 01:01:22,220 That's kind of cool. 1811 01:01:22,220 --> 01:01:23,220 It is cool. 1812 01:01:23,220 --> 01:01:24,220 That's how I feel in a podcast. 1813 01:01:24,220 --> 01:01:25,220 Yeah, I fucking love it. 1814 01:01:25,220 --> 01:01:26,220 Great job. 1815 01:01:26,220 --> 01:01:27,220 Great, good, great, good, great, good. 1816 01:01:27,220 --> 01:01:28,220 I cut out mom and dad already. 1817 01:01:28,220 --> 01:01:36,220 Wait, your voice that you used to prank call Brandon. 1818 01:01:36,220 --> 01:01:37,220 It's my grandma. 1819 01:01:37,220 --> 01:01:38,220 Hey, baby. 1820 01:01:38,220 --> 01:01:45,820 I knew that had to be big for an actual person because I was like, this is too good. 1821 01:01:45,820 --> 01:01:52,380 On the wedding thing, my boy was taking pictures and when they sit in the chair and take the, 1822 01:01:52,380 --> 01:01:53,380 what's the thing called? 1823 01:01:53,380 --> 01:01:54,380 The women have one already. 1824 01:01:54,380 --> 01:01:55,380 The garter belt. 1825 01:01:55,380 --> 01:01:56,380 What's it called? 1826 01:01:56,380 --> 01:01:57,380 The garter belt. 1827 01:01:57,380 --> 01:02:05,580 Yeah, taking the garter belt and they had these little flimsy white chairs and the bride 1828 01:02:05,580 --> 01:02:12,420 was plus size and it exploded the chair. 1829 01:02:12,420 --> 01:02:17,700 And so D-Lo's taking the picture because he's going ta ta ta ta ta. 1830 01:02:17,700 --> 01:02:24,540 But I'm talking about before, while it was happening, so he has the picture for her and 1831 01:02:24,540 --> 01:02:28,500 you could just see everybody in the back like, oh shit. 1832 01:02:28,500 --> 01:02:30,420 Like gradually going like, oh shit. 1833 01:02:30,420 --> 01:02:32,420 Like when the towers collapse. 1834 01:02:32,420 --> 01:02:34,700 Like oh fuck. 1835 01:02:34,700 --> 01:02:40,660 But they're like, there's more than, way more than, how's that 80% are laughing. 1836 01:02:40,660 --> 01:02:44,100 You know, for like doing the thing where you're like that. 1837 01:02:44,100 --> 01:02:46,700 That could destroy relationships if you sent that to them. 1838 01:02:46,700 --> 01:02:49,700 Like why the fuck did you laugh at me? 1839 01:02:49,700 --> 01:02:50,700 Oh yeah. 1840 01:02:50,700 --> 01:02:56,220 And then one of the people was like telling him, hey the camera guy got a picture of that. 1841 01:02:56,220 --> 01:02:58,820 So he's like, wow, I was already taking pictures. 1842 01:02:58,820 --> 01:02:59,820 Damn. 1843 01:02:59,820 --> 01:03:00,820 Did you see it? 1844 01:03:00,820 --> 01:03:01,820 Yeah, I see it. 1845 01:03:01,820 --> 01:03:02,820 Hell yeah. 1846 01:03:02,820 --> 01:03:08,500 He's like, he can't sit down because he's waiting for somebody because he was like, 1847 01:03:08,500 --> 01:03:13,100 it was filming this moment so he knows that there's a whole bunch of film about it, but 1848 01:03:13,100 --> 01:03:14,340 nobody has released it. 1849 01:03:14,340 --> 01:03:17,060 I guess everybody's really good friends. 1850 01:03:17,060 --> 01:03:19,020 I would have loved to have seen the video. 1851 01:03:19,020 --> 01:03:22,860 Yeah, that's, I mean that's five million on Instagram. 1852 01:03:22,860 --> 01:03:23,860 Yeah, easy. 1853 01:03:23,860 --> 01:03:24,860 Easy. 1854 01:03:24,860 --> 01:03:27,860 I'm gonna play that into a Draft Kings ad. 1855 01:03:27,860 --> 01:03:28,860 That's more than. 1856 01:03:28,860 --> 01:03:32,660 That's 1500 just so cruel comments, man. 1857 01:03:32,660 --> 01:03:33,660 Yeah. 1858 01:03:33,660 --> 01:03:35,100 That'll beat the tornado siren guy. 1859 01:03:35,100 --> 01:03:36,100 What? 1860 01:03:36,100 --> 01:03:37,100 You guys know what's that guy? 1861 01:03:37,100 --> 01:03:38,100 I know exactly. 1862 01:03:38,100 --> 01:03:39,100 I was watching him earlier. 1863 01:03:39,100 --> 01:03:44,500 I saw one where he was like, he was acting like he was dancing and he got chased by like 1864 01:03:44,500 --> 01:03:48,260 all these like gorillas and shit, but he wasn't because he was just running back. 1865 01:03:48,260 --> 01:03:49,260 No, I'm telling you. 1866 01:03:49,260 --> 01:03:55,220 It's a guy that looks terrible and he makes tornado siren noises. 1867 01:03:55,220 --> 01:03:56,220 I love him. 1868 01:03:56,220 --> 01:03:57,220 I have a feeling. 1869 01:03:57,220 --> 01:03:58,220 Oh, you're talking about friends. 1870 01:03:58,220 --> 01:03:59,220 I know exactly who he is. 1871 01:03:59,220 --> 01:04:00,220 I love that guy. 1872 01:04:00,220 --> 01:04:01,220 With the big teeth. 1873 01:04:01,220 --> 01:04:02,220 I subscribe. 1874 01:04:02,220 --> 01:04:03,220 Yeah. 1875 01:04:03,220 --> 01:04:04,220 I know who you're talking about. 1876 01:04:04,220 --> 01:04:05,220 I want to meet him. 1877 01:04:05,220 --> 01:04:06,220 Cause he go, like tornado sirens. 1878 01:04:06,220 --> 01:04:07,220 How they do it? 1879 01:04:07,220 --> 01:04:08,220 He go, yeah. 1880 01:04:08,220 --> 01:04:09,220 Yeah. 1881 01:04:09,220 --> 01:04:10,220 That's what they do to your arms. 1882 01:04:10,220 --> 01:04:11,220 Oh shit. 1883 01:04:11,220 --> 01:04:12,220 Sorry. 1884 01:04:12,220 --> 01:04:13,220 Just natural, man. 1885 01:04:13,220 --> 01:04:14,220 I'm a fan. 1886 01:04:14,220 --> 01:04:15,220 Okay. 1887 01:04:15,220 --> 01:04:16,220 I imitate this guy. 1888 01:04:16,220 --> 01:04:17,220 And I love this guy, man. 1889 01:04:17,220 --> 01:04:18,220 I want his autograph. 1890 01:04:18,220 --> 01:04:19,220 Oh God. 1891 01:04:19,220 --> 01:04:20,220 Like man, I bet you have to do a longer tornado siren. 1892 01:04:20,220 --> 01:04:21,220 No, no. 1893 01:04:21,220 --> 01:04:22,220 Not going to do it now. 1894 01:04:22,220 --> 01:04:23,220 Just shit. 1895 01:04:23,220 --> 01:04:24,220 Mess up the cameras. 1896 01:04:24,220 --> 01:04:27,220 Cause you know that voice, that voice, the way he does it, it's like a tornado siren. 1897 01:04:27,220 --> 01:04:41,780 You can break some windows for that shit. 1898 01:04:41,780 --> 01:04:43,380 It's kind of like Freddie Mercury. 1899 01:04:43,380 --> 01:04:47,060 He would never get his teeth fixed because he was like some kind of octave. 1900 01:04:47,060 --> 01:04:48,060 What are they called? 1901 01:04:48,060 --> 01:04:49,060 It might change his voice. 1902 01:04:49,060 --> 01:04:50,060 Yeah. 1903 01:04:50,060 --> 01:04:51,060 What's the idea? 1904 01:04:51,060 --> 01:04:52,860 He's like, he has a high tier octave. 1905 01:04:52,860 --> 01:04:53,860 He's got a very wide range. 1906 01:04:53,860 --> 01:04:54,860 Lots of octaves. 1907 01:04:54,860 --> 01:04:55,860 I don't know. 1908 01:04:55,860 --> 01:04:57,860 So that's probably why he won't fix his teeth either. 1909 01:04:57,860 --> 01:05:01,860 He doesn't want to lose that sound. 1910 01:05:01,860 --> 01:05:03,860 His manager told him not to. 1911 01:05:03,860 --> 01:05:04,860 Yeah, manager let down. 1912 01:05:04,860 --> 01:05:05,860 Say Michael Strahan. 1913 01:05:05,860 --> 01:05:08,860 Yeah man, teeth are like signature, man. 1914 01:05:08,860 --> 01:05:10,860 That's why I never fix my gap, you know? 1915 01:05:10,860 --> 01:05:11,860 I have a gap too, man. 1916 01:05:11,860 --> 01:05:12,860 I like my gap. 1917 01:05:12,860 --> 01:05:13,860 You ever whistle while you talk? 1918 01:05:13,860 --> 01:05:14,860 I used to do that whole thing. 1919 01:05:14,860 --> 01:05:15,860 Oh my God, I have horrible feelings. 1920 01:05:15,860 --> 01:05:16,860 I can whistle so good. 1921 01:05:16,860 --> 01:05:17,860 Do it. 1922 01:05:17,860 --> 01:05:18,860 What you want me to whistle? 1923 01:05:18,860 --> 01:05:19,860 Oh, uh. 1924 01:05:19,860 --> 01:05:20,860 Sweet Georgia Brown. 1925 01:05:20,860 --> 01:05:21,860 I don't know nothing about that. 1926 01:05:21,860 --> 01:05:22,860 Mary had a little, uh, I don't know. 1927 01:05:22,860 --> 01:05:29,860 The whistle part from sitting on the dock of the bay. 1928 01:05:29,860 --> 01:05:34,860 There you go. 1929 01:05:34,860 --> 01:05:41,860 Oh, no, hold on. 1930 01:05:41,860 --> 01:05:44,860 Hey. 1931 01:05:44,860 --> 01:05:50,860 Okay, there we go. 1932 01:05:50,860 --> 01:05:53,860 I can whistle, man. 1933 01:05:53,860 --> 01:05:54,860 I know how to whistle. 1934 01:05:54,860 --> 01:05:55,860 You got to be able to whistle. 1935 01:05:55,860 --> 01:05:56,860 Yeah. 1936 01:05:56,860 --> 01:05:57,860 You're better than most of the karaoke singers I have. 1937 01:05:57,860 --> 01:05:58,860 They're like, what song is that? 1938 01:05:58,860 --> 01:05:59,860 Thank you. 1939 01:05:59,860 --> 01:06:00,860 Oh God, those characters. 1940 01:06:00,860 --> 01:06:01,860 Oh man. 1941 01:06:01,860 --> 01:06:02,860 Oh yeah. 1942 01:06:02,860 --> 01:06:03,860 But you guys got some great ones. 1943 01:06:03,860 --> 01:06:04,860 They're incredible. 1944 01:06:04,860 --> 01:06:05,860 Yeah. 1945 01:06:05,860 --> 01:06:06,860 I love them. 1946 01:06:06,860 --> 01:06:07,860 I love them. 1947 01:06:07,860 --> 01:06:08,860 Yeah. 1948 01:06:08,860 --> 01:06:09,860 Moody's is the shit. 1949 01:06:09,860 --> 01:06:10,860 I got to start going more. 1950 01:06:10,860 --> 01:06:11,860 I love Moody's. 1951 01:06:11,860 --> 01:06:12,860 I'm coming to the mic this week. 1952 01:06:12,860 --> 01:06:13,860 Hey. 1953 01:06:13,860 --> 01:06:14,860 Tuesday. 1954 01:06:14,860 --> 01:06:15,860 Hell yeah. 1955 01:06:15,860 --> 01:06:16,860 I guess I'm coming to the mic. 1956 01:06:16,860 --> 01:06:17,860 I'm coming to the mic. 1957 01:06:17,860 --> 01:06:18,860 I'm coming to the mic. 1958 01:06:18,860 --> 01:06:19,860 I'm coming to the mic. 1959 01:06:19,860 --> 01:06:20,860 Yeah. 1960 01:06:20,860 --> 01:06:21,860 I guess I'm coming to then. 1961 01:06:21,860 --> 01:06:22,860 I guess I'll go. 1962 01:06:22,860 --> 01:06:23,860 I guess I'll go. 1963 01:06:23,860 --> 01:06:28,860 I think you should try to make J. Dick come on Tuesday. 1964 01:06:28,860 --> 01:06:29,860 Yeah, Moody's a fun guy. 1965 01:06:29,860 --> 01:06:30,860 Sing karaoke. 1966 01:06:30,860 --> 01:06:31,860 No, the bike. 1967 01:06:31,860 --> 01:06:32,860 Oh yeah. 1968 01:06:32,860 --> 01:06:37,940 If you want to save yourself to the next knockout, I would respect that, but it would be nice 1969 01:06:37,940 --> 01:06:38,940 to have you. 1970 01:06:38,940 --> 01:06:39,940 I'll tell some jokes. 1971 01:06:39,940 --> 01:06:40,940 I haven't written any. 1972 01:06:40,940 --> 01:06:41,940 I've been really busy. 1973 01:06:41,940 --> 01:06:42,940 Bring out the classics. 1974 01:06:42,940 --> 01:06:43,940 We don't know the difference. 1975 01:06:43,940 --> 01:06:44,940 I was vintage. 1976 01:06:44,940 --> 01:06:45,940 Ooh, vintage JJ. 1977 01:06:45,940 --> 01:06:46,940 Can't do it now with this car. 1978 01:06:46,940 --> 01:06:49,940 I'm administration that we have things are too dicey now. 1979 01:06:49,940 --> 01:06:54,940 Nah, I think you can get away with anything. 1980 01:06:54,940 --> 01:06:57,940 I can't become a full blown Republican. 1981 01:06:57,940 --> 01:06:58,940 I might become too powerful. 1982 01:06:58,940 --> 01:06:59,940 I do that. 1983 01:06:59,940 --> 01:07:02,940 You should have fucking rated the Capitol, man. 1984 01:07:02,940 --> 01:07:05,940 And then you could have said whatever you want on stage. 1985 01:07:05,940 --> 01:07:07,940 Yeah, dude, that would have been sick. 1986 01:07:07,940 --> 01:07:08,940 Imagine if I was there. 1987 01:07:08,940 --> 01:07:10,940 I mean, I'll do political correspondence. 1988 01:07:10,940 --> 01:07:11,940 I'll do political correspondence. 1989 01:07:11,940 --> 01:07:12,940 I'll do political correspondence. 1990 01:07:12,940 --> 01:07:13,940 I'll do political correspondence. 1991 01:07:13,940 --> 01:07:14,940 I'll do political correspondence. 1992 01:07:14,940 --> 01:07:18,940 I'll do political correspondence at the Capitol next time they do it because it'll happen. 1993 01:07:18,940 --> 01:07:22,940 Once he gets to leave office and he doesn't get to stay a third term. 1994 01:07:22,940 --> 01:07:25,940 You don't understand how low running in two years is, JJ. 1995 01:07:25,940 --> 01:07:27,940 We're running for office at the midterms. 1996 01:07:27,940 --> 01:07:28,940 I'm ready, dude. 1997 01:07:28,940 --> 01:07:31,940 How old do you have to be, a senator or a House of Representatives is 25. 1998 01:07:31,940 --> 01:07:34,940 You think you're going for fucking senator, House of Representatives? 1999 01:07:34,940 --> 01:07:36,940 Yeah, Alabama House of Representatives. 2000 01:07:36,940 --> 01:07:37,940 He's going to be the corner. 2001 01:07:37,940 --> 01:07:38,940 Oh, damn it. 2002 01:07:38,940 --> 01:07:41,940 And then you're going to be a game warden. 2003 01:07:41,940 --> 01:07:42,940 There you go. 2004 01:07:42,940 --> 01:07:44,940 Game warden would be insane, dude. 2005 01:07:44,940 --> 01:07:45,940 Alex, I'm sorry. 2006 01:07:45,940 --> 01:07:48,940 I'd have to put a lot of your people away. 2007 01:07:48,940 --> 01:07:49,940 Damn, bro. 2008 01:07:49,940 --> 01:07:50,940 They tried, dude. 2009 01:07:50,940 --> 01:07:52,940 Lots of buckets of bullfog. 2010 01:07:52,940 --> 01:07:53,940 Damn, man. 2011 01:07:53,940 --> 01:07:54,940 That's wild. 2012 01:07:54,940 --> 01:07:57,940 Nobody else wanted out of the river, dude. 2013 01:07:57,940 --> 01:07:58,940 You'll be seen as racist. 2014 01:07:58,940 --> 01:07:59,940 You're like the Dark Knight. 2015 01:07:59,940 --> 01:08:00,940 You'll be seen as racist. 2016 01:08:00,940 --> 01:08:01,940 We really needed you. 2017 01:08:01,940 --> 01:08:02,940 You're stuff covered. 2018 01:08:02,940 --> 01:08:03,940 Damn, man. 2019 01:08:03,940 --> 01:08:06,940 Sorry, this species is about to go extinct. 2020 01:08:06,940 --> 01:08:08,940 We're about to lose it forever, dude. 2021 01:08:08,940 --> 01:08:11,940 On a good note, you guys want to do a fortune cookie? 2022 01:08:11,940 --> 01:08:12,940 Oh, yeah. 2023 01:08:12,940 --> 01:08:14,940 We had a Chinese food order. 2024 01:08:14,940 --> 01:08:15,940 Yeah, look at that. 2025 01:08:15,940 --> 01:08:16,940 This is making stuff good. 2026 01:08:16,940 --> 01:08:18,940 We don't want to get rid of these. 2027 01:08:18,940 --> 01:08:19,940 Y'all know how to host. 2028 01:08:19,940 --> 01:08:22,940 I got to say, I got to say, this is great. 2029 01:08:22,940 --> 01:08:24,940 Everybody get a little fortune. 2030 01:08:24,940 --> 01:08:26,940 These are good, the good kind, too. 2031 01:08:26,940 --> 01:08:27,940 The thick kind. 2032 01:08:27,940 --> 01:08:28,940 Ooh, the nice and thick kind. 2033 01:08:28,940 --> 01:08:29,940 That's what's up, man. 2034 01:08:29,940 --> 01:08:31,940 I don't like it. 2035 01:08:31,940 --> 01:08:32,940 Yeah. 2036 01:08:32,940 --> 01:08:33,940 Nice and thick. 2037 01:08:33,940 --> 01:08:34,940 What do we do? 2038 01:08:34,940 --> 01:08:35,940 We got to pull it out. 2039 01:08:35,940 --> 01:08:36,940 Oh, shit. 2040 01:08:36,940 --> 01:08:37,940 Hold up. 2041 01:08:37,940 --> 01:08:38,940 Oh, yeah, yeah. 2042 01:08:38,940 --> 01:08:42,940 You're passing me a day. 2043 01:08:42,940 --> 01:08:44,940 Oh, and it's in English. 2044 01:08:44,940 --> 01:08:48,940 If you don't eat it, it won't come true, dude. 2045 01:08:48,940 --> 01:08:49,940 All right. 2046 01:08:49,940 --> 01:08:50,940 From the garden. 2047 01:08:50,940 --> 01:08:51,940 I'll read mine. 2048 01:08:51,940 --> 01:08:55,940 From the garden of dreams, many things will blossom. 2049 01:08:55,940 --> 01:08:56,940 Hell, yeah. 2050 01:08:56,940 --> 01:08:59,940 Mine says your sensitivity is an asset. 2051 01:08:59,940 --> 01:09:01,940 What can that mean? 2052 01:09:01,940 --> 01:09:02,940 It's sexual. 2053 01:09:02,940 --> 01:09:03,940 You never know. 2054 01:09:03,940 --> 01:09:04,940 I'll tell you that. 2055 01:09:04,940 --> 01:09:05,940 It could. 2056 01:09:05,940 --> 01:09:09,940 Mine says follow your honest beliefs to stay strong. 2057 01:09:09,940 --> 01:09:12,940 Mine says... 2058 01:09:12,940 --> 01:09:14,940 I don't think you need to switch that with someone else. 2059 01:09:14,940 --> 01:09:17,940 I don't think your honest beliefs are going to help anyone. 2060 01:09:17,940 --> 01:09:20,940 People are naturally attracted to you. 2061 01:09:20,940 --> 01:09:22,940 Shut the fuck up. 2062 01:09:22,940 --> 01:09:23,940 That's what it says. 2063 01:09:23,940 --> 01:09:24,940 That's what it says. 2064 01:09:24,940 --> 01:09:25,940 We're trained. 2065 01:09:25,940 --> 01:09:27,940 Not true. 2066 01:09:27,940 --> 01:09:28,940 Naturally. 2067 01:09:28,940 --> 01:09:30,940 What did I say? 2068 01:09:30,940 --> 01:09:31,940 I thought you said nah. 2069 01:09:31,940 --> 01:09:33,940 I was like, what kind of fucking fortune could it be? 2070 01:09:33,940 --> 01:09:40,940 It would be a Dante misfortune cookie player. 2071 01:09:40,940 --> 01:09:42,940 Hell, yeah. 2072 01:09:42,940 --> 01:09:49,940 I got a financial investment will yield returns beyond your wildest hopes. 2073 01:09:49,940 --> 01:09:52,940 That's over the fucking top. 2074 01:09:52,940 --> 01:09:53,940 I dig that. 2075 01:09:53,940 --> 01:09:57,940 And then my numbers are 2, 15, 6, 38, 39, 25. 2076 01:09:57,940 --> 01:09:59,940 Jack, what you got? 2077 01:09:59,940 --> 01:10:03,940 I got Look Around. 2078 01:10:03,940 --> 01:10:05,940 Happiness is trying to catch you. 2079 01:10:05,940 --> 01:10:07,940 Hell, yeah. 2080 01:10:07,940 --> 01:10:09,940 I can pull to Brandon. 2081 01:10:09,940 --> 01:10:11,940 Yeah, I am trying to catch you. 2082 01:10:11,940 --> 01:10:13,940 He's trying to catch you too. 2083 01:10:13,940 --> 01:10:14,940 Happiness. 2084 01:10:14,940 --> 01:10:16,940 We'll go together. 2085 01:10:16,940 --> 01:10:20,940 All right. 2086 01:10:20,940 --> 01:10:26,940 That ghostly Muhammad Ali right here means it's the end of the podcast. 2087 01:10:26,940 --> 01:10:32,940 Anything that you got coming up, anything you want to promote, where they can find you? 2088 01:10:32,940 --> 01:10:36,940 February 22nd, I'll be in Gadsden for a Comics Against Humanity show. 2089 01:10:36,940 --> 01:10:38,940 I'm excited about that. 2090 01:10:38,940 --> 01:10:39,940 Yeah, we'll be there. 2091 01:10:39,940 --> 01:10:41,940 Hell, yeah. 2092 01:10:41,940 --> 01:10:43,940 Isn't that nice? 2093 01:10:43,940 --> 01:10:44,940 Yeah, not JJ. 2094 01:10:44,940 --> 01:10:45,940 Next month, March. 2095 01:10:45,940 --> 01:10:47,940 I'll be in Fort Benning. 2096 01:10:47,940 --> 01:10:48,940 Shit. 2097 01:10:48,940 --> 01:10:50,940 Send us pics. 2098 01:10:50,940 --> 01:10:52,940 Next month, Homegrown. 2099 01:10:52,940 --> 01:10:53,940 Hell, yeah. 2100 01:10:53,940 --> 01:10:56,940 And then I got an apartment show this Thursday. 2101 01:10:56,940 --> 01:10:57,940 So let's go. 2102 01:10:57,940 --> 01:10:59,940 Hope those residents have fun. 2103 01:10:59,940 --> 01:11:01,940 Hell, yeah. 2104 01:11:01,940 --> 01:11:02,940 Hope. 2105 01:11:02,940 --> 01:11:03,940 Thank you so much for coming on. 2106 01:11:03,940 --> 01:11:04,940 This was amazing. 2107 01:11:04,940 --> 01:11:05,940 This was really, really fun. 2108 01:11:05,940 --> 01:11:06,940 I had fun with you guys. 2109 01:11:06,940 --> 01:11:07,940 Thank you. 2110 01:11:07,940 --> 01:11:08,940 Thank you for the gifts. 2111 01:11:08,940 --> 01:11:10,940 Thank you for being good towards us. 2112 01:11:10,940 --> 01:11:11,940 That was dope. 2113 01:11:11,940 --> 01:11:13,940 I tried to be nice a little bit. 2114 01:11:13,940 --> 01:11:14,940 Brandon almost cried. 2115 01:11:14,940 --> 01:11:16,940 So many emotions happened at the same time. 2116 01:11:16,940 --> 01:11:17,940 He was dancing with that dog. 2117 01:11:17,940 --> 01:11:19,940 I wanted to trauma bond with you guys. 2118 01:11:19,940 --> 01:11:20,940 It was a tarantula. 2119 01:11:20,940 --> 01:11:21,940 I came out of nowhere. 2120 01:11:21,940 --> 01:11:24,940 I was like, oh, this is like a jewelry box Dior? 2121 01:11:24,940 --> 01:11:25,940 No. 2122 01:11:25,940 --> 01:11:28,940 Nobody's going to be prepared for that. 2123 01:11:28,940 --> 01:11:30,940 And it looked like it moved. 2124 01:11:30,940 --> 01:11:32,940 I swear I thought it was going to crawl. 2125 01:11:32,940 --> 01:11:33,940 It did crawl. 2126 01:11:33,940 --> 01:11:35,940 I thought it was going to crawl on me. 2127 01:11:35,940 --> 01:11:37,940 And I would have died. 2128 01:11:37,940 --> 01:11:40,940 I would have been like, JJ, I need your help. 2129 01:11:40,940 --> 01:11:41,940 I'm sorry, man. 2130 01:11:41,940 --> 01:11:42,940 I can't. 2131 01:11:42,940 --> 01:11:45,940 I got my own problems over here, man. 2132 01:11:45,940 --> 01:11:47,940 I got the same thing. 2133 01:11:47,940 --> 01:11:49,940 You had spider-sense astingling, didn't you? 2134 01:11:49,940 --> 01:11:52,940 Because I could tell right there earlier you should be. 2135 01:11:52,940 --> 01:11:55,940 As soon as I got the printer, God was telling me. 2136 01:11:55,940 --> 01:11:57,940 You're afraid to kill us all, except for me. 2137 01:11:57,940 --> 01:11:59,940 There's a weapon aspiring against you. 2138 01:11:59,940 --> 01:12:00,940 You want to kill me, right? 2139 01:12:00,940 --> 01:12:02,940 Because I'm scared just like you. 2140 01:12:02,940 --> 01:12:04,940 I would have shot and tried not to hit you. 2141 01:12:04,940 --> 01:12:05,940 I know. 2142 01:12:05,940 --> 01:12:06,940 You would have told me to get out. 2143 01:12:06,940 --> 01:12:10,940 That's why Dom got the normal gift, because he was the only one that wasn't scared. 2144 01:12:10,940 --> 01:12:14,940 She could have brought a real one, and then I would have let her crawl in. 2145 01:12:14,940 --> 01:12:15,940 Oh, you crazy. 2146 01:12:15,940 --> 01:12:17,940 You could have put a job application in Dom. 2147 01:12:17,940 --> 01:12:19,940 I don't mess with those, man. 2148 01:12:19,940 --> 01:12:22,940 It's like you tell me, but I work 40 hours a week, by the way. 2149 01:12:22,940 --> 01:12:24,940 Some of them are cool, but I don't mess with those, Tran. 2150 01:12:24,940 --> 01:12:27,940 Oh, yeah, you were a higher income ranger than me. 2151 01:12:27,940 --> 01:12:28,940 No, I wasn't. 2152 01:12:28,940 --> 01:12:30,940 Oh, yeah, you had broken things. 2153 01:12:30,940 --> 01:12:31,940 See if it tries again. 2154 01:12:31,940 --> 01:12:37,940 Hold on, let's see. 2155 01:12:37,940 --> 01:12:40,940 When I walked in and saw the names of the tabs, I got very concerned. 2156 01:12:40,940 --> 01:12:43,940 I was just like, this is multiple, they see your photos. 2157 01:12:43,940 --> 01:12:45,940 I was like, what the fuck are we about to do? 2158 01:12:45,940 --> 01:12:47,940 I was like, I'm just Trump and EY. 2159 01:12:47,940 --> 01:12:51,940 I uploaded every episode of ChatGPT. 2160 01:12:51,940 --> 01:12:53,940 All right, guys, we're out. 2161 01:12:53,940 --> 01:12:54,940 Thank you for watching. 2162 01:12:54,940 --> 01:12:55,940 Thank you, Hope. 2163 01:12:55,940 --> 01:13:18,940 I'll see you next time. 2164 01:13:25,940 --> 01:13:32,940 Hey, Scrappy Dude.