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This week on Clown College.

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I tell you, I probably was in like the 20s or 30s.

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I probably did like boxing matches.

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Then like after I retired, I started working on six fights and would go like total, sometimes

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I would tap to like, you know, being like a crooked type, but also not that crooked.

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You know what I mean?

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Yeah.

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I probably did not box at Hall of Fame and probably died around 1985.

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Welcome to Clown College.

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We have profound knowledge in many ways to elevate and make your sound polished.

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So if you want to hear a little honest, you take song aways and make it as a comic.

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Stick around for a while.

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If you're down to clown, we got the guests right now just to show you how.

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Let's all go to Clown College baby.

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It's with Brandon, Willis, Don, and JJ.

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Let's all go to Clown College baby.

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It's with Brandon, Willis, Don, and JJ.

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If I go down, get the f*** out of my house.

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I don't care.

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I don't care.

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I just say, oh no, he groomed me and you get to live in my house.

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Oh hell no.

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Get the f*** out of my house.

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I'm the greatest kicker of all time.

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Yeah, it's a good response.

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66 yards.

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I'm the first black quarterback to take Clemson to the net.

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Hell yeah.

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Also can't go into massage parlors with my boy over here.

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You know that's probably why Justin Tucker had, he was the worst kicker in the league

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this year.

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Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

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So he knew this s*** was coming.

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The mental stress.

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I don't think he knew it was coming.

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I think it was more like the mental stress.

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He was doing it on the road.

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He's trying to make a kick.

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He's like, fuck, I came on that lady's hand last night.

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Or he couldn't be.

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Brandon, you got to be the, what's it called?

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Advocate, what's the thing called?

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Control group?

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No, you're taking the other side of the-

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The Devils advocate.

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I didn't say the advocate, I think.

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I thought you were trying to get your advocates.

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How old is he?

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You got to play devil's advocate to this.

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So what does that mean?

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I'm on his side or something?

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On the other side.

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You on Justin Tucker's side.

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So I'm pretending like I'm on his side.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, so I'm not really on his side.

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But I'm pretending.

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Just saying, because-

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Just for the sake of the argument.

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Okay, I got you.

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All right, cool.

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So what you have to do is say that you're okay with forcing yourself sexually on massage

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professionals.

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Well, first of all, I don't like massage professionals.

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I'm just saying-

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I'm sorry, I'm just making sure people know that I don't fuck with massage professionals.

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I don't mess with them.

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Why?

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What they do?

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Man, they make me mad sometimes.

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Come look at them.

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Massages?

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Yeah.

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Like, fuck you, touch my penis.

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Yeah, no, I'm talking about Happy Ends because it's just, I see too many videos where people

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are like, hey man, we're going to go get a massage.

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My wife says, I'll be right back.

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And then this dude come over here and be like, oh, let me rub all over there and rub all

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over that.

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But hold on, flip it.

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You are going in for a massage and they rubbing you.

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He's like, yeah, let me pretend like I'm on that shit.

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Let me pretend.

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Let's pretend.

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Yeah, you gotta pretend.

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He's getting bricked up.

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The table just moved up a little bit.

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It looks like he's doing one of those crump moves with the table.

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You can tell, like with Brandon, it's like a kid when they start shitting.

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You can tell when he gets horny.

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He's just like, a vein pops.

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He's on manual mode, man.

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He's on manual mode.

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You know what's crazy?

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What's up?

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That is some true shit.

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I do have a big ass vein that scares the fuck out of me.

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Where?

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There.

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In your head?

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Oh, your penis?

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Oh yeah, on the head.

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No.

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Other penis?

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No.

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Other penis?

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It looks like, it makes it look like a fucking, like a lightning strike.

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Like a twin snake.

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Oh yeah.

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On the head of your penis?

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Yeah, it's kind of scary.

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You got a vein on your head?

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Okay, wait, I take that back, not the head, it's like how your arm looks muscular and

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you got that, it's kind of like that.

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Like a vein.

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But is it on the arm?

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Yeah.

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Okay, look at my arm.

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Is it on the wrist, the elbow, or is it on the palm to knuckle?

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Thankfully it's right here.

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That's the shit.

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That's the shaft.

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That shaft's scary.

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Don't be afraid of that.

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That's gonna work in your favor.

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It looks like it's gonna explode.

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That's the cholesterol.

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Is it?

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That's the blood.

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Is this Claviclegestin?

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Hey, they did say my blood pressure.

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They did say it was 180, so.

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Hell yeah.

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So, hopefully that's not too bad.

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What?

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Oh, they said my blood pressure was like 180.

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You're close to death.

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Is that good?

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No, it's terrible.

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What's the average blood pressure?

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Healthy blood pressure.

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What's that?

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What's the healthy blood pressure?

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I think that's like a past blood pressure.

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No, I like Claviclegestin.

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It's probably super low.

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That's just travel so far.

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It's on Nosferatu.

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120 over 80.

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120 over 80.

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So, you sure they didn't say 120 over 80?

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No, she said like legit 180 and made me redo it.

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180 over what though?

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I think it was over like 60 or something.

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I don't think it mattered.

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Major redo it and then what happened?

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Yeah, because they said it was like too high and then when they redid it thankfully it

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said 136 and she was like, okay.

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Oh, okay.

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No, you probably didn't have your arm elevated.

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Yeah, you probably freaked out.

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You probably had your leg crossed.

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She was like, you probably had your leg crossed.

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You probably had a furry porn.

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She was like, you probably stressed out.

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You rubbed your nipples in the car.

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She was like, you probably stressed out.

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Yeah.

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You were stressed out?

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Probably was.

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I don't know.

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You were stressed?

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Probably, yeah, because we were talking.

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I even remember she was talking.

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She was like, you do anything?

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I was like, well, I did so I bumped back on it.

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She was like, oh, that's expected.

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You bumped back on it.

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That's when you got stressed.

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Wait, what happened?

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I got stressed.

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You said you got stressed.

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I didn't get stressed.

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I said stressed.

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Yeah, you were stressed out.

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I was stressed out.

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Like, stretch arms stretched.

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Nobody's stretching Brandon out.

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OK.

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I like how you said nobody but me.

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I like how he was commanding power back over.

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He said nobody is stretching Brandon out.

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Nobody's stretching me.

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I'm a new man.

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That chapter's over.

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Eye control me.

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Ah, man.

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What does stressed out mean, everybody?

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Huh?

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Did I say something, Brandon?

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I've been watching your style.

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I like how you've been going for more polo shirts.

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Thank you, man.

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I feel like it's been since like that whole family reunion.

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The barbecue.

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Family barbecue.

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Yeah.

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We was like, Brandon got that cool uncle vibe.

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You know what?

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You right.

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He did declare it.

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He was like, I'm going to start dressing like this.

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I thought he was playing.

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No, I'm serious, man.

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But now I like it.

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Thank you.

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Get your own little identity.

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He wears denim shorts.

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Fastened identity.

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Yeah, cut off right here.

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Oh, you wear cut off?

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He wore that same sweater that he wore to the.

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Oh, for real?

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Yeah.

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With the denim shorts that he put over here and then like church shoot.

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And now I got a new sweater.

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That's a daisy.

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No, it's a daisy.

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Nigga, you wore some daisy dukes and church shoes.

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Yeah, man.

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You a god.

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You a wild boy.

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I love it.

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Now I got like a manned cardigan kind of sweater.

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What's a manned cardigan?

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It's just a cardigan.

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I got a cardigan.

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Grand cardigan.

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Okay.

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I would've worn it, but it was hot today.

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You dress like a freaky civil rights leader.

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Yes, I do.

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You dress like Mara Luther King's libido.

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Be like, instead of Malcolm X, be like Malcolm VI.

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Is that what it is?

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Is that what you want to do?

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No.

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Yeah, come on.

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Let's make a civil rights porno.

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Let's make a civil rights porn movie.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yes, everybody.

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Okay, who's the main character?

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Is it Brandon?

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I think it has to be me.

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Well, I'm talking about you.

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You already guessed.

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You do have to be.

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You do have to be the General Lee, though.

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Oh, yeah, of course.

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You know, you come in there, you bust up the family, and then you bang the wife.

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Okay, you know what?

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I'm out now.

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That's crazy.

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No, I can't.

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True story about sci-fi.

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I can't watch porn where a white guy is banging a black woman.

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Oh, I can't.

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I don't watch with black women, so.

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Oh, wow.

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Alex Vierio.

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I know you do.

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You don't either.

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Huh?

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00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:37,120
Oh, yeah.

276
00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:38,120
Oh, I did, back then.

277
00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:39,120
He's a changed man.

278
00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:42,120
But you can pretend like the white dude is a ghost and he's not even really there.

279
00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:43,120
I don't know, bro.

280
00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:44,120
Especially with the whites.

281
00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:45,120
They make less noises.

282
00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:52,120
I grew up with a lot of like self, like Afro-centric parents, you know what I'm saying?

283
00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:57,120
So it's like, nah, brother, I ain't down with this.

284
00:08:57,120 --> 00:09:01,120
My ferricon almost starts to come out.

285
00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:04,120
My heart is beating.

286
00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:05,120
My umar Johnson.

287
00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:09,120
Remember how Dragon Ball Z had the fusion dance?

288
00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:13,120
It's ferricon and umar Johnson fusing together.

289
00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:16,620
What are you going to do when Charles Hood rolls through with the baddest black girl

290
00:09:16,620 --> 00:09:17,620
you've ever seen in your life?

291
00:09:17,620 --> 00:09:18,620
It's going to happen.

292
00:09:18,620 --> 00:09:19,620
Oh, man.

293
00:09:19,620 --> 00:09:20,620
It will happen.

294
00:09:20,620 --> 00:09:21,620
I'm not going to lie to you.

295
00:09:21,620 --> 00:09:22,620
I don't know.

296
00:09:22,620 --> 00:09:23,620
I like him.

297
00:09:23,620 --> 00:09:24,620
Yeah.

298
00:09:24,620 --> 00:09:25,620
I like Charles too.

299
00:09:25,620 --> 00:09:26,620
Hey, it ain't nothing I can say.

300
00:09:26,620 --> 00:09:27,620
Hey, he got it.

301
00:09:27,620 --> 00:09:28,620
He gots the juice for it.

302
00:09:28,620 --> 00:09:29,620
He got it.

303
00:09:29,620 --> 00:09:30,620
He does.

304
00:09:30,620 --> 00:09:31,620
They will eat him up.

305
00:09:31,620 --> 00:09:32,620
I'm rooting for him, dude.

306
00:09:32,620 --> 00:09:33,620
Me too.

307
00:09:33,620 --> 00:09:34,620
I was hanging out yesterday.

308
00:09:34,620 --> 00:09:41,420
We were over here yesterday and then I realized that Alex is taller than Charles.

309
00:09:41,420 --> 00:09:45,920
By like a couple inches.

310
00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:47,920
But in my mind it will never.

311
00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:50,920
It doesn't make sense.

312
00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:55,520
I was like, dad, Charles is a little guy.

313
00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:56,520
No.

314
00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:57,880
But he packs a big punch.

315
00:09:57,880 --> 00:10:00,120
You know about it.

316
00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:01,120
No.

317
00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:03,960
I don't think I do.

318
00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:04,960
I think you do.

319
00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:05,960
Nah, I'm good.

320
00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:08,960
I don't want to know.

321
00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:11,480
That's for whoever that lady you were talking about to find out.

322
00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:12,480
Huh?

323
00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:14,880
You guys said he's going to pull up with the best one of them all one day.

324
00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:20,480
I was like, that's for her to find out when she appears, whenever.

325
00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:21,480
Out of the mist.

326
00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:22,480
Oh, yeah.

327
00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:26,520
Dude, I don't like how your sunglasses say body glove on the side of them.

328
00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:27,520
I don't like that brand.

329
00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:28,520
That's what these jeans are.

330
00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:29,520
Oh.

331
00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:32,800
You got the Sean John's on, dude.

332
00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:33,800
Hell yeah, man.

333
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,440
I was showing him the Sean John metallic.

334
00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:40,560
First of, I don't like how many jumps that took.

335
00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:42,080
These are your glasses first.

336
00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:43,080
They're mine.

337
00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:45,080
Now I'm really pissed.

338
00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:47,080
Well, I'm going to go to Roscoe Ray-Nathans.

339
00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,080
Oh, yeah.

340
00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:49,080
Shout out to Roscoe Ray-Nathans.

341
00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:50,080
I like them though, man.

342
00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:51,080
Like the Usos, man.

343
00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:52,080
Like J. Usos.

344
00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:53,080
You know?

345
00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:54,080
That's wrestling?

346
00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:55,080
Hell yeah.

347
00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:59,760
Dude, let me tell you, hold on, I'll show you.

348
00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:02,280
Brandon, what was my character's name?

349
00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:03,280
Clyde Elroy.

350
00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:04,280
Clyde Elroy, right?

351
00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:05,280
Something.

352
00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:06,280
How did you do that?

353
00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:07,280
How did you do that?

354
00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:08,280
Yeah.

355
00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:09,280
We made fun of him so much.

356
00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:10,280
Let me slide.

357
00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:11,280
You see, look right there.

358
00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:12,280
You see with the yeet.

359
00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,280
Uh-huh.

360
00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:14,280
Just the yeet.

361
00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:15,280
Who the fuck is that guy on the left?

362
00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:16,280
Oh, that's Gunther.

363
00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:17,280
His name is Gunther.

364
00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:22,280
That guy looks like the Eastern European taxi driver from Nathan For You.

365
00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:23,280
That's Commandos.

366
00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:25,280
That's Commander Gunther.

367
00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:26,280
Commander Gunther?

368
00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:27,280
Yeah, look at this.

369
00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:28,280
They be making black people call him Commander.

370
00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:29,280
Hold on, look at that slap.

371
00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:30,280
Look at that.

372
00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:31,280
His slap's one of the most powerful.

373
00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:32,280
Yo, this is gonna sound weird.

374
00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:33,280
I feel like wrestlers are getting more and more achievable bodies.

375
00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:34,280
Yeah.

376
00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:35,280
Because when I was a kid, everybody was just.

377
00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:36,280
Jacked up.

378
00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:37,280
Yeah.

379
00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:38,280
But they started having heart attacks.

380
00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:39,280
Because the thing is, they don't want to give up the cocaine.

381
00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:40,280
And if you're doing steroids, you're not gonna get the cocaine.

382
00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:41,280
And they're like, I'm not gonna give up the cocaine.

383
00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:42,280
And they're like, I'm not gonna give up the cocaine.

384
00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:43,280
And they're like, I'm not gonna give up the cocaine.

385
00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:44,280
And they're like, I'm not gonna give up the cocaine.

386
00:11:44,280 --> 00:12:11,280
And they're like, I'm not gonna give up the cocaine.

387
00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:36,280
And they're like, I'm not gonna give up the cocaine.

388
00:12:36,280 --> 00:13:03,280
And they're like, I'm not gonna give up the cocaine.

389
00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:30,280
And they're like, I'm not gonna give up the cocaine.

390
00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:57,280
And they're like, I'm not gonna give up the cocaine.

391
00:13:57,280 --> 00:14:20,280
And they're like, I'm not gonna give up the cocaine.

392
00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:21,780
We can make a big deal out of it.

393
00:14:21,780 --> 00:14:22,880
We know the significance.

394
00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:23,920
We can continue on.

395
00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:26,980
I just want everybody at home watching this to know

396
00:14:26,980 --> 00:14:29,960
that we are hard to go out to the indigenous.

397
00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:30,960
I acknowledge.

398
00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:31,920
Me too.

399
00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:32,760
Say I acknowledge.

400
00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:33,600
I acknowledge.

401
00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:35,660
I acknowledge.

402
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:37,960
What the fuck is going on?

403
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:38,800
Do you acknowledge our side?

404
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,100
We don't tell you what you have to do,

405
00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:42,600
but you know, I think that's only right.

406
00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:43,440
You know.

407
00:14:44,340 --> 00:14:45,540
You didn't just hear that speech?

408
00:14:45,540 --> 00:14:47,080
I did hear the speech.

409
00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:47,900
That trailer tears.

410
00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:49,140
Did you acknowledge or no?

411
00:14:49,140 --> 00:14:50,180
I acknowledge.

412
00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:51,020
I acknowledge.

413
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:53,280
That we are on stolen indigenous land.

414
00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:56,020
The Indian Removal Act of 1831.

415
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,920
I don't know what it says,

416
00:14:57,920 --> 00:14:59,760
but I'm pretty sure Native Americans were here.

417
00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:01,420
So yeah, I guess I acknowledge it.

418
00:15:01,420 --> 00:15:02,260
Thank you.

419
00:15:02,260 --> 00:15:03,100
Yes, thank you.

420
00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:03,920
Thank you so much.

421
00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:04,760
Let me put the applause.

422
00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:06,300
And that's what we do.

423
00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:08,040
Let's have a moment of silence real quick.

424
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,240
Five seconds, guys.

425
00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:10,560
And I'll add some Indian.

426
00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:11,400
Thank you.

427
00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:12,240
Okay, you know what?

428
00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:13,060
Longer than five seconds.

429
00:15:13,060 --> 00:15:20,640
Let's be quiet and be dramatic.

430
00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:21,840
Anybody want to shed a tear?

431
00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:22,680
Yeah.

432
00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:25,140
Just one singular one?

433
00:15:25,140 --> 00:15:25,980
Yes.

434
00:15:25,980 --> 00:15:27,180
What about a trail of them?

435
00:15:27,180 --> 00:15:28,020
Oh damn.

436
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:31,020
I'm sorry.

437
00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:34,920
I was inducted into the Akioa tribe, so.

438
00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:35,760
Were you really?

439
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:36,580
Of course.

440
00:15:36,580 --> 00:15:37,420
Congratulations.

441
00:15:37,420 --> 00:15:38,260
I was always an eagle feather.

442
00:15:38,260 --> 00:15:39,100
Hell yeah.

443
00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:39,920
For real?

444
00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:40,760
Yeah.

445
00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:41,600
Oh.

446
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:42,420
Hell yeah.

447
00:15:42,420 --> 00:15:43,260
Congratulations.

448
00:15:43,260 --> 00:15:44,100
Heck yeah.

449
00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:46,300
It's not what they say, man.

450
00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:47,140
Amen.

451
00:15:47,140 --> 00:15:49,760
Nah, they don't say that, definitely not.

452
00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:51,140
What does Xun Yin say?

453
00:15:51,140 --> 00:15:52,300
Who is that?

454
00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:53,140
Xun Yun.

455
00:15:53,140 --> 00:15:53,980
Xun Yun.

456
00:15:53,980 --> 00:15:54,800
The cult?

457
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,300
They say China before communism.

458
00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:57,940
China before communism.

459
00:15:57,940 --> 00:16:00,140
I always see that things like around town,

460
00:16:00,140 --> 00:16:00,980
and then somebody's like,

461
00:16:00,980 --> 00:16:02,420
you know, that's like a religious cult.

462
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:03,240
Yeah.

463
00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:04,080
Hmm.

464
00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:05,020
It's like Crown of Bullets.

465
00:16:05,020 --> 00:16:06,920
But I thought they do performances, so.

466
00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:08,180
Oh yeah, I've seen that.

467
00:16:08,180 --> 00:16:09,460
Who the fuck are y'all talking about?

468
00:16:09,460 --> 00:16:10,280
You never seen that?

469
00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:11,120
Those dancers, those dancers at the BBC.

470
00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:13,100
They just got Chinese, like a group.

471
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:13,920
Type it in.

472
00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:15,900
Xun Yin, how do you smell it?

473
00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:17,860
Fuck, I'm so sorry.

474
00:16:17,860 --> 00:16:19,260
I'm sorry, I'm messed up.

475
00:16:19,260 --> 00:16:21,100
I think it's okay if you fuck up a cult's man.

476
00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:21,940
How do you say that?

477
00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:22,760
S-H-E-N.

478
00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:23,600
Shit, I fucked up.

479
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:24,440
Okay.

480
00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:25,260
Okay.

481
00:16:25,260 --> 00:16:26,100
Okay.

482
00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:28,180
Okay, she's gorgeous.

483
00:16:28,180 --> 00:16:29,000
Good cult.

484
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:29,840
Now let's find out.

485
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:31,500
S-H-E-N, I think.

486
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:32,340
S-H-E-N.

487
00:16:32,340 --> 00:16:33,180
There we go.

488
00:16:33,180 --> 00:16:35,100
You never seen this, Dom?

489
00:16:35,100 --> 00:16:36,680
I have no, I never seen this at all.

490
00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:39,280
It's crazy, it's at all the restaurants you like.

491
00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:41,180
I do, you know?

492
00:16:41,180 --> 00:16:42,020
Yeah.

493
00:16:42,020 --> 00:16:44,420
Right by the road.

494
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:46,820
With the whole score between 80 and 87.

495
00:16:46,820 --> 00:16:48,900
You're all there, dude.

496
00:16:51,460 --> 00:16:52,960
Candy in a bowl.

497
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:55,440
What is this, though?

498
00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:56,260
What do they do?

499
00:16:56,260 --> 00:16:57,600
It's a religious cult.

500
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:58,440
It's a religious cult.

501
00:16:58,440 --> 00:16:59,840
Yeah, but they do a cult of investing, you know?

502
00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:01,300
Through these performance dances.

503
00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:03,140
Oh, okay, okay.

504
00:17:03,140 --> 00:17:06,280
Xun Yin coin is through the roof.

505
00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:09,180
So we were just talking about this.

506
00:17:09,180 --> 00:17:14,180
My goal, one of us has to infiltrate some kind of group.

507
00:17:15,420 --> 00:17:16,260
Or a cult.

508
00:17:16,260 --> 00:17:17,780
A cult will be the best.

509
00:17:17,780 --> 00:17:19,420
It will be more dangerous.

510
00:17:19,420 --> 00:17:22,160
But I'm talking about get up in there.

511
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:23,860
Let's get back to do the cult.

512
00:17:25,060 --> 00:17:26,860
Pat would, I mean, he probably would be the best

513
00:17:26,860 --> 00:17:28,260
because he doesn't listen.

514
00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:30,100
He doesn't listen to anything anybody else says.

515
00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:31,040
He'll be there the whole time,

516
00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:31,960
won't know what's going on.

517
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:33,300
You don't have to tell him.

518
00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:34,940
You don't have to tell him what you're doing.

519
00:17:34,940 --> 00:17:37,580
You just push him next to somebody who's in a cult

520
00:17:37,580 --> 00:17:41,280
and then let the mixed in just do it.

521
00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:42,480
He's just gonna start agreeing to things.

522
00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,280
They gotta have good grub though.

523
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,120
Yeah.

524
00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:47,180
If they have shit food, he's not staying.

525
00:17:47,180 --> 00:17:51,020
Good grub and a place to stay and some money in his pocket.

526
00:17:51,020 --> 00:17:52,960
If they do that for him at first.

527
00:17:54,220 --> 00:17:55,060
He was right.

528
00:17:55,060 --> 00:17:55,900
Yeah.

529
00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:57,860
Okay, so you're trying to enter a cult.

530
00:17:57,860 --> 00:17:59,860
I wanna enter a cult or some kind of group.

531
00:17:59,860 --> 00:18:01,000
Or a Scientology.

532
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,260
Yeah, that's the, I mean, God.

533
00:18:02,260 --> 00:18:03,800
I don't think they're gonna let Pat in.

534
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,640
I'm gonna be a loose dude.

535
00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:06,600
No, he.

536
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,700
I don't wanna let Brandon do Scientology.

537
00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:09,540
No, don't do it.

538
00:18:09,540 --> 00:18:10,380
Yeah, don't do it.

539
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:11,480
They'll grab you so fast.

540
00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:12,940
I'm stuck around and be in that shit.

541
00:18:12,940 --> 00:18:13,780
We know.

542
00:18:13,780 --> 00:18:14,620
We know.

543
00:18:14,620 --> 00:18:15,440
Yes.

544
00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:16,280
Yeah.

545
00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:17,980
They would make you into a Zenith.

546
00:18:17,980 --> 00:18:18,820
I would be.

547
00:18:18,820 --> 00:18:21,880
Man, I'd probably be a top dog up in there, man.

548
00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:22,920
I'd be like, oh man, these people.

549
00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:24,260
You'll be a dog alright.

550
00:18:24,260 --> 00:18:25,100
Oh no, no.

551
00:18:26,860 --> 00:18:28,720
They'll have you on Tom Cruise's lap.

552
00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:30,160
Oh no, see once that happens, I gotta quit.

553
00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:31,960
You'll be doing Will Smith's cuticles and shit.

554
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:32,960
Oh no, I gotta go.

555
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:36,540
You can't quit because you signed a billion year contract.

556
00:18:36,540 --> 00:18:38,600
Oh, I thought you said billion dollar, billion years.

557
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,000
Billion year contract.

558
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,400
But it's only a billion.

559
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:42,880
No man, that's too much.

560
00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:46,240
Do they keep your body or your soul for a billion?

561
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:47,080
I think it's.

562
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:47,920
The soul.

563
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:48,880
Because you come back.

564
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,980
They believe you come back, so you got all these lifetimes

565
00:18:50,980 --> 00:18:51,920
you gotta give it to them for a billion.

566
00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:53,680
Oh no man, you ain't getting my soul.

567
00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:54,720
We're made up of a bunch of people

568
00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:56,960
who have also been lifetimes.

569
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:58,120
No.

570
00:18:58,120 --> 00:18:58,960
Patons.

571
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:00,960
Who are you in your past life?

572
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:01,800
I've heard of that.

573
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,900
Tom Cruise is level eight Paton.

574
00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:06,000
I was probably white in the past life.

575
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:06,840
I had to be a white.

576
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:07,760
I had to be a white guy.

577
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:11,740
It's too, I don't know, a chaotic white dude.

578
00:19:13,140 --> 00:19:17,240
Like crazy Florida energy, but I don't know.

579
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:18,440
Eastern European.

580
00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:19,280
Yeah.

581
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:23,680
I can see you being like an Estonian guy.

582
00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:25,680
Ooh, where's Estonia?

583
00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:27,120
It's something like Russia.

584
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:28,320
It's like Western Russia.

585
00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:29,860
Like, okay, okay.

586
00:19:29,860 --> 00:19:30,860
They're pretty much.

587
00:19:30,860 --> 00:19:32,060
Are they a violent people?

588
00:19:32,060 --> 00:19:33,200
Eh.

589
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:35,960
The Balkans is always kinda, they get rowdy.

590
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:36,800
Yeah, okay.

591
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,100
I don't know if they're violent in particular.

592
00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:40,540
I think everybody in the country

593
00:19:40,540 --> 00:19:43,200
has issued a broken beer bottle.

594
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:44,400
Hell yeah.

595
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,240
Broken beer bottle.

596
00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:48,080
Countries like that create strong women.

597
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,240
Yeah.

598
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:51,920
Strong women are.

599
00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:53,020
I don't think I was ever,

600
00:19:53,020 --> 00:19:54,980
I think I was white every time.

601
00:19:54,980 --> 00:19:55,820
Really?

602
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:56,660
Yeah, I believe that.

603
00:19:56,660 --> 00:19:58,080
I don't think there was ever any.

604
00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:00,220
You are a pure, pure white.

605
00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:02,460
And it's not because I'm trying to be that way.

606
00:20:02,460 --> 00:20:03,300
Yeah, no.

607
00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:05,220
I just happen to be like,

608
00:20:05,220 --> 00:20:06,620
can you even tan?

609
00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:10,300
I get real red and then I'll tan after that,

610
00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:11,600
but not a lot.

611
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:12,440
Okay.

612
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:13,760
Well, your fingers let you like

613
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:16,340
type in world star hip hop.

614
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:18,300
It's a good question.

615
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,000
No, it just always pops up.

616
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,340
And then I go, ha ha ha.

617
00:20:22,340 --> 00:20:26,980
What about you, Brendan, who were you?

618
00:20:26,980 --> 00:20:27,820
Yeah, that's a good question.

619
00:20:27,820 --> 00:20:28,640
But I could tell you,

620
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:31,280
I probably was in like the 20s or 30s.

621
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:33,360
I probably did like boxing matches.

622
00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:35,060
Then like after I retired,

623
00:20:35,060 --> 00:20:37,220
I started working on six fights.

624
00:20:37,220 --> 00:20:38,820
And would go like total,

625
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:40,420
sometimes I would tap to like,

626
00:20:40,420 --> 00:20:42,260
being like crooked type shit,

627
00:20:42,260 --> 00:20:43,500
but also not that crooked.

628
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:44,560
You know what I mean?

629
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:45,700
Yeah.

630
00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:47,400
Probably getting out of Boxer Hall of Fame

631
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:49,940
and probably died around 1985.

632
00:20:49,940 --> 00:20:50,780
Yeah.

633
00:20:50,780 --> 00:20:51,600
Oh my God.

634
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:52,740
Hold on, did you have kids?

635
00:20:52,740 --> 00:20:53,980
Did I have kids?

636
00:20:53,980 --> 00:20:54,800
Yeah.

637
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:55,640
Yes.

638
00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:56,480
A wife?

639
00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:57,320
Yes.

640
00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:58,140
What was your kid's names?

641
00:20:58,140 --> 00:20:59,340
Okay, so I guess one,

642
00:20:59,340 --> 00:21:01,420
his name could be Richard.

643
00:21:01,420 --> 00:21:02,260
And then his last,

644
00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:03,380
Richard, so.

645
00:21:03,380 --> 00:21:04,460
Do you think his last name?

646
00:21:04,460 --> 00:21:05,380
I like your Callaway,

647
00:21:05,380 --> 00:21:07,520
because I'm probably somewhat related to Callaway.

648
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:08,860
So you got Richard Callaway.

649
00:21:08,860 --> 00:21:09,680
Okay.

650
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:10,520
You got Louise Callaway.

651
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:11,360
Okay.

652
00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:12,200
And then you got Sean Callaway.

653
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,120
Who's Sean Callaway?

654
00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:15,020
Sean Callaway is my third son.

655
00:21:15,020 --> 00:21:17,100
Because I have two boys and one girl.

656
00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:17,940
So there's a boy,

657
00:21:17,940 --> 00:21:19,460
your third son,

658
00:21:19,460 --> 00:21:20,600
two boys, one girl.

659
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:21,660
Two boys, one girl.

660
00:21:21,660 --> 00:21:23,000
Richard, Richard Callaway,

661
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:23,840
Louise Callaway,

662
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:24,680
and Sean Callaway?

663
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:25,500
Yes.

664
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:26,700
Okay, what's your wife's name?

665
00:21:26,700 --> 00:21:27,840
My wife's name,

666
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:29,340
her name is,

667
00:21:29,340 --> 00:21:30,680
who, what?

668
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:31,520
Grace.

669
00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:32,780
Grace Callaway.

670
00:21:32,780 --> 00:21:34,080
Grace Callaway.

671
00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:36,480
We met after a fight one time

672
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:37,860
when I had like a tough loss.

673
00:21:37,860 --> 00:21:38,960
And I was like,

674
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:40,780
fuck man, I'm gonna lose all my money.

675
00:21:40,780 --> 00:21:41,620
No, no, no.

676
00:21:41,620 --> 00:21:42,460
I'm not the referee,

677
00:21:42,460 --> 00:21:43,300
I'm the fighter.

678
00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:44,120
I won the championship.

679
00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:44,960
He was a fighter turn promoter,

680
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:45,800
and you started fixing fights,

681
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:46,620
but not in a real bad way.

682
00:21:46,620 --> 00:21:48,200
And at first they were talking to me about it,

683
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:50,120
because I low key worked in the mafia.

684
00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:50,960
So then I was like,

685
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:51,800
okay.

686
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,140
Low key, you were the muscle.

687
00:21:53,140 --> 00:21:53,960
Yes.

688
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:54,800
Got you.

689
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:55,640
So like I.

690
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:56,460
They called you Knuckles.

691
00:21:56,460 --> 00:21:57,300
Yeah, well, no, not Knuckles.

692
00:21:57,300 --> 00:21:58,140
They be like,

693
00:21:58,140 --> 00:21:58,980
yo man, Brandon,

694
00:21:58,980 --> 00:21:59,800
we need you to take care of him.

695
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:00,640
Oh, that's your question, Brandon.

696
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:04,380
My name was like, oh man, dude, who's Rick?

697
00:22:04,380 --> 00:22:06,180
Did I already say Richard to one of my viewers?

698
00:22:06,180 --> 00:22:07,020
Yeah.

699
00:22:07,020 --> 00:22:07,840
Who was that?

700
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:09,020
Fuck, then my name's gonna be Rick.

701
00:22:09,020 --> 00:22:10,880
You need to be Richard Senior.

702
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:11,720
And what they gonna tell you?

703
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:12,560
They be like, Rick what?

704
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:13,380
They be like, Rick the stick,

705
00:22:13,380 --> 00:22:14,220
we need you to do this.

706
00:22:14,220 --> 00:22:15,520
Why they call you Rick the stick?

707
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:16,360
Rick the stick,

708
00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:17,180
because he had the big stick.

709
00:22:17,180 --> 00:22:18,020
That's why.

710
00:22:18,020 --> 00:22:18,860
Oh!

711
00:22:18,860 --> 00:22:19,700
Yes he does.

712
00:22:19,700 --> 00:22:20,520
He got the big stick?

713
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:21,360
Yeah.

714
00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:22,200
With the name on the side.

715
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:23,020
You could just be Richard Senior.

716
00:22:23,020 --> 00:22:24,360
Why do you think that Grace got with Rick

717
00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:25,860
after he lost that match?

718
00:22:25,860 --> 00:22:28,060
Because he was swinging a big stick.

719
00:22:28,060 --> 00:22:29,040
Yes he was, man.

720
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:30,540
And then he came back stronger than ever,

721
00:22:30,540 --> 00:22:31,640
and won the championship.

722
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:34,980
But in 1985, sadly Grace and the son Richard

723
00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:37,440
come into the room and see him shot in the bathtub.

724
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:39,240
Who the fuck shot Rick?

725
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:40,080
Who shot Rick?

726
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:42,540
Well, a guy that came back to give him revenge.

727
00:22:42,540 --> 00:22:43,380
Who?

728
00:22:43,380 --> 00:22:44,480
What did he do to him?

729
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:48,820
Well, because he killed his dad in 1957 in a mob fight.

730
00:22:48,820 --> 00:22:49,960
Oh my God.

731
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:52,120
So it was like a fixed fight?

732
00:22:53,460 --> 00:22:56,260
It's Godfather, Spider-Man, and Rocky.

733
00:22:56,260 --> 00:22:59,560
Yeah, but basically it was like,

734
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:02,840
it was a fight in like a casino that he owned.

735
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:06,340
And he, over like dice, man.

736
00:23:06,340 --> 00:23:07,640
He was like, man, you can't do that shit.

737
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:09,140
He was like, shut up, nigga.

738
00:23:09,140 --> 00:23:10,380
Shot him straight in the stomach.

739
00:23:10,380 --> 00:23:11,200
Damn.

740
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:12,180
In the stomach?

741
00:23:12,180 --> 00:23:13,140
Yeah, he was black, man.

742
00:23:13,140 --> 00:23:14,320
He was south like that.

743
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:17,120
I thought you were white this whole time.

744
00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:17,940
No, he wasn't white.

745
00:23:17,940 --> 00:23:18,940
I thought he was Korean.

746
00:23:18,940 --> 00:23:20,580
No, he's black.

747
00:23:20,580 --> 00:23:21,620
Don't ever change.

748
00:23:21,620 --> 00:23:22,460
Thank you, man.

749
00:23:22,460 --> 00:23:23,280
Don't ever change.

750
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:24,120
Thank you, man.

751
00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:25,060
You let that mind run free.

752
00:23:25,060 --> 00:23:29,500
Yeah, no, that was premeditated.

753
00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:30,420
He's thought about that.

754
00:23:30,420 --> 00:23:32,060
Oh, and there's no way.

755
00:23:32,060 --> 00:23:32,900
Numerous times.

756
00:23:32,900 --> 00:23:33,740
If you did it.

757
00:23:33,740 --> 00:23:34,560
I don't think so.

758
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:35,400
I think he's that majestic.

759
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,500
And his parents, very poor people.

760
00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:38,700
Yeah, where did he come from?

761
00:23:38,700 --> 00:23:39,540
Where did he come from?

762
00:23:39,540 --> 00:23:42,840
He came from poor parents that worked on this shop.

763
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:43,940
I mean, like what area?

764
00:23:43,940 --> 00:23:44,780
What area?

765
00:23:45,780 --> 00:23:48,680
I guess like New York, early 1900s.

766
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:49,720
Early 1900s, New York.

767
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:50,540
Like 1910, 1920.

768
00:23:50,540 --> 00:23:52,620
State of New York or New York City?

769
00:23:52,620 --> 00:23:55,220
Probably New York City, like near the docks or something.

770
00:23:55,220 --> 00:23:56,380
Oh shit.

771
00:23:56,380 --> 00:23:58,560
Probably, and he was born in 1897.

772
00:23:58,560 --> 00:23:59,560
Straight from LS.

773
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:02,460
1897, he died in 1985.

774
00:24:02,460 --> 00:24:03,300
Yes.

775
00:24:03,300 --> 00:24:04,120
Okay.

776
00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:06,800
But not by old age, but by being shot.

777
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:10,300
No, he got shot in the head in his bathtub butt naked.

778
00:24:10,300 --> 00:24:12,140
Shot in the head, butt naked.

779
00:24:12,140 --> 00:24:12,980
Butt naked.

780
00:24:12,980 --> 00:24:13,800
Butt naked.

781
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:14,640
Because he earned that right.

782
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:15,480
He's in his 90s.

783
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:16,640
And his children come in and see him butt naked.

784
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:17,480
Yeah, damn.

785
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:18,300
Pocket booty naked.

786
00:24:18,300 --> 00:24:19,600
That's the price you pay with crime.

787
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:20,440
Yes, sir.

788
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:21,980
Hey, it's a message to the kids.

789
00:24:21,980 --> 00:24:23,260
Did he go to heaven?

790
00:24:23,260 --> 00:24:24,100
Did he go to heaven?

791
00:24:24,100 --> 00:24:24,940
Probably not, man.

792
00:24:24,940 --> 00:24:26,020
He did some fucked up shit, man.

793
00:24:26,020 --> 00:24:27,180
So you say he deep fried.

794
00:24:27,180 --> 00:24:28,020
He would've definitely, yeah.

795
00:24:28,020 --> 00:24:30,500
So he went to hell, that's why he came back as you.

796
00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:31,340
Oh damn, man.

797
00:24:31,340 --> 00:24:34,460
No, see, I'm in second chance.

798
00:24:34,460 --> 00:24:35,300
Okay.

799
00:24:35,300 --> 00:24:36,940
Oh, is that why you're so pure?

800
00:24:36,940 --> 00:24:37,780
Yeah, man.

801
00:24:37,780 --> 00:24:39,100
Yeah, he was only in there for a little bit.

802
00:24:39,100 --> 00:24:40,620
I'm done with that.

803
00:24:40,620 --> 00:24:42,380
No more of that, man.

804
00:24:42,380 --> 00:24:44,660
There was no reason to do all that shit, man.

805
00:24:44,660 --> 00:24:45,500
Yeah.

806
00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:46,380
Fucked up.

807
00:24:46,380 --> 00:24:48,780
But if you could do it now, you probably would.

808
00:24:50,380 --> 00:24:51,920
Nah, man, he'd go to jail.

809
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:53,540
But if you didn't, he'd go to jail.

810
00:24:53,540 --> 00:24:54,860
If you could've been scot-free.

811
00:24:54,860 --> 00:24:57,660
Did you rig the podcast system

812
00:24:57,660 --> 00:24:58,940
to get us to win?

813
00:24:58,940 --> 00:25:00,300
Get us to win, hell yeah.

814
00:25:01,180 --> 00:25:02,620
Thank you, brother.

815
00:25:02,620 --> 00:25:04,380
Wouldn't even second guess that.

816
00:25:04,380 --> 00:25:05,780
He's like, oh, that's what y'all talking about?

817
00:25:05,780 --> 00:25:06,620
Yes.

818
00:25:06,620 --> 00:25:08,540
Yeah, I'm doing that.

819
00:25:08,540 --> 00:25:11,300
Will you take out Tony Hinchcliffe for us?

820
00:25:13,820 --> 00:25:14,660
No.

821
00:25:15,820 --> 00:25:17,500
I wouldn't touch him.

822
00:25:17,500 --> 00:25:20,540
I don't want his affliction, yes.

823
00:25:20,540 --> 00:25:22,080
I would like him to like me.

824
00:25:24,300 --> 00:25:26,180
That's such a sweet thing to say.

825
00:25:26,180 --> 00:25:27,580
That is such a sweet thing to say.

826
00:25:27,580 --> 00:25:30,140
That's like the SNL skit.

827
00:25:33,140 --> 00:25:34,740
I would like him to like me.

828
00:25:34,740 --> 00:25:35,700
He would.

829
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:37,180
I'm telling you, Brandon, you know he's coming here

830
00:25:37,180 --> 00:25:40,740
in Nashville, kill Tony, if you get on that stage,

831
00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:42,340
I don't think there's a chance you'll leave him.

832
00:25:42,340 --> 00:25:43,180
How much is it?

833
00:25:44,900 --> 00:25:45,860
You don't have to pay?

834
00:25:45,860 --> 00:25:48,420
No, you just sign up.

835
00:25:48,420 --> 00:25:49,260
Sign up?

836
00:25:49,260 --> 00:25:51,140
They gonna put you on a baby, Bjorn.

837
00:25:51,140 --> 00:25:51,980
What's that?

838
00:25:51,980 --> 00:25:55,620
It's one of those things moms and dads put their babies in.

839
00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:56,460
We should.

840
00:25:56,460 --> 00:25:57,940
Baby just holds us.

841
00:25:57,940 --> 00:25:59,140
We should have you in like a leash or something.

842
00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:03,340
I thought you said you were gonna get him on baby Birkin.

843
00:26:03,340 --> 00:26:04,180
Baby leg.

844
00:26:04,180 --> 00:26:05,900
Like a bag just pimp Brandon out.

845
00:26:05,900 --> 00:26:06,740
Oh damn.

846
00:26:06,740 --> 00:26:08,260
Put him in the nicest clothes.

847
00:26:08,260 --> 00:26:09,100
Hell yeah.

848
00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:09,940
Get him designer handbags.

849
00:26:09,940 --> 00:26:11,180
Pull out like a fucking cane and shit.

850
00:26:11,180 --> 00:26:12,020
Oh, you want a cane?

851
00:26:12,020 --> 00:26:13,300
Hell yeah, I want a cane.

852
00:26:13,300 --> 00:26:14,980
We should get you some spurs.

853
00:26:14,980 --> 00:26:16,420
We should get you some Stacey Adams.

854
00:26:16,420 --> 00:26:17,540
On your church too.

855
00:26:17,540 --> 00:26:20,180
Oh, that's what you need, some Stacey Adams.

856
00:26:20,180 --> 00:26:21,020
And those glasses.

857
00:26:21,020 --> 00:26:22,660
Like a thrift store, man.

858
00:26:22,660 --> 00:26:23,980
Those glasses too?

859
00:26:23,980 --> 00:26:24,820
These glasses?

860
00:26:24,820 --> 00:26:25,660
Hell yeah.

861
00:26:25,660 --> 00:26:27,860
You need something more classic.

862
00:26:27,860 --> 00:26:29,300
What like P.D. glasses?

863
00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:32,100
No, think of something more innocent.

864
00:26:32,100 --> 00:26:33,300
More innocent, alright.

865
00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:34,900
Yellow lenses.

866
00:26:34,900 --> 00:26:35,740
Rose lenses.

867
00:26:35,740 --> 00:26:37,260
Cause that's how he sees life.

868
00:26:38,740 --> 00:26:39,580
Rose.

869
00:26:39,580 --> 00:26:41,420
Yeah, why the fuck would that?

870
00:26:41,420 --> 00:26:42,260
I do.

871
00:26:43,940 --> 00:26:44,940
I thought he was about to be like,

872
00:26:44,940 --> 00:26:46,740
and Rose was my mistress.

873
00:26:48,260 --> 00:26:50,060
Nicknames growing up, Brandon?

874
00:26:50,060 --> 00:26:50,900
Blowjob Willie?

875
00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:51,980
Come on, why you gotta?

876
00:26:51,980 --> 00:26:54,740
Yeah, that was it.

877
00:26:54,740 --> 00:26:55,580
Blowjob Willie?

878
00:26:55,580 --> 00:26:57,700
Sadly, because my name is Brandon Joshua Willis,

879
00:26:57,700 --> 00:26:59,020
so people are like BJW.

880
00:26:59,020 --> 00:27:00,620
That's what I have them saved as in my phone.

881
00:27:00,620 --> 00:27:01,460
Yeah.

882
00:27:01,460 --> 00:27:03,020
Oh, that's for, oh my God.

883
00:27:03,020 --> 00:27:05,460
They used to do that to me in fourth grade.

884
00:27:05,460 --> 00:27:06,300
Oh, he didn't call you Blowjob?

885
00:27:06,300 --> 00:27:08,140
Hold on, no, he ain't playin'.

886
00:27:08,140 --> 00:27:09,940
I'm dead ass serious, I used to be like yo.

887
00:27:09,940 --> 00:27:10,780
There's some innocent behind that.

888
00:27:10,780 --> 00:27:12,340
You see how he said this, I got scared.

889
00:27:12,340 --> 00:27:13,500
I used to be like yo man,

890
00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:15,460
cause people would be like, BJW.

891
00:27:16,460 --> 00:27:17,980
I'm gonna call you Blowjob Willie.

892
00:27:17,980 --> 00:27:19,420
I was like man, fuck you.

893
00:27:19,420 --> 00:27:20,580
Like that shit was crazy, man.

894
00:27:20,580 --> 00:27:22,100
I remember they used to do that all the time.

895
00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:23,620
How long did that happen for?

896
00:27:23,620 --> 00:27:25,500
Till probably like seventh grade.

897
00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:26,340
Damn.

898
00:27:26,340 --> 00:27:27,180
From what grade to seventh grade?

899
00:27:27,180 --> 00:27:28,020
Fourth to seventh.

900
00:27:28,020 --> 00:27:29,260
Fourth to seventh, just solid through a year.

901
00:27:29,260 --> 00:27:30,100
Yeah, and people was like,

902
00:27:30,100 --> 00:27:32,500
ah, Blowjob Willie.

903
00:27:32,500 --> 00:27:33,740
And that's what they called you every time.

904
00:27:33,740 --> 00:27:36,660
Yeah, that's why I changed it to just BW that year.

905
00:27:36,660 --> 00:27:38,900
I was like okay, it's not BJW, it's just BW.

906
00:27:40,020 --> 00:27:40,860
Blowjob Willie.

907
00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:41,700
I didn't change it.

908
00:27:41,700 --> 00:27:42,540
Huh?

909
00:27:42,540 --> 00:27:46,220
Oh, just BW, like I would write BW instead of BJW,

910
00:27:46,220 --> 00:27:48,580
cause like when I was a kid, I would always put BJW,

911
00:27:48,580 --> 00:27:51,260
cause I was like, BJ, like DJ.

912
00:27:51,260 --> 00:27:53,660
Oh, just like whenever I write my initials.

913
00:27:53,660 --> 00:27:54,860
Yeah, I know those are your initials,

914
00:27:54,860 --> 00:27:56,540
but what are you writing it on?

915
00:27:56,540 --> 00:27:58,780
Oh, I forgot it was like assignments and stuff.

916
00:27:58,780 --> 00:27:59,620
Like if they were like.

917
00:27:59,620 --> 00:28:00,500
You didn't write your name out?

918
00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:02,100
No, I would, but if they were ever like,

919
00:28:02,100 --> 00:28:04,460
write your initials, I would always do it like that.

920
00:28:04,460 --> 00:28:05,300
Sometimes people write their initials.

921
00:28:05,300 --> 00:28:07,740
Did they ask you to do that a lot?

922
00:28:07,740 --> 00:28:08,580
Couple times.

923
00:28:08,580 --> 00:28:11,260
Like I mean, the craziest thing that we did in fourth grade

924
00:28:11,260 --> 00:28:12,620
was just where that lady would try to make you

925
00:28:12,620 --> 00:28:14,420
draw on a straight line.

926
00:28:14,420 --> 00:28:16,380
And they'd get mad at you.

927
00:28:16,380 --> 00:28:17,580
And be like, damn man, no,

928
00:28:17,580 --> 00:28:19,340
you're supposed to get it on the line.

929
00:28:19,340 --> 00:28:20,900
Like you have to draw on the line.

930
00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:22,740
Cause I would like draw,

931
00:28:22,740 --> 00:28:24,460
and it would look like a rainbow kinda.

932
00:28:24,460 --> 00:28:25,300
You know what I mean?

933
00:28:25,300 --> 00:28:26,820
Cause it would raise up.

934
00:28:26,820 --> 00:28:28,620
It would look all rigid.

935
00:28:28,620 --> 00:28:29,460
So strange.

936
00:28:29,460 --> 00:28:32,580
And then they made me read to some old dude.

937
00:28:33,660 --> 00:28:34,500
To an old man.

938
00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:35,340
Yeah.

939
00:28:35,340 --> 00:28:37,020
Do you remember what kind of book it was about?

940
00:28:37,020 --> 00:28:37,860
Or like.

941
00:28:37,860 --> 00:28:38,700
I don't even remember man.

942
00:28:38,700 --> 00:28:41,180
It's been so long ago.

943
00:28:41,180 --> 00:28:42,860
Then they had them AR reading shits,

944
00:28:42,860 --> 00:28:43,700
and I'd never get into it.

945
00:28:43,700 --> 00:28:44,900
I used to hate that.

946
00:28:44,900 --> 00:28:46,060
Cause you know what they would do to people

947
00:28:46,060 --> 00:28:46,900
that never got in?

948
00:28:46,900 --> 00:28:48,900
They would make you sit and watch them on the TV

949
00:28:48,900 --> 00:28:50,060
getting their awards and shit.

950
00:28:50,060 --> 00:28:51,260
Why you didn't get shit.

951
00:28:51,260 --> 00:28:52,100
Oh.

952
00:28:54,100 --> 00:28:55,140
Cause you weren't smart enough.

953
00:28:55,140 --> 00:28:55,980
They like, oh man,

954
00:28:55,980 --> 00:28:57,980
he didn't read a good ass book like they did.

955
00:28:57,980 --> 00:28:58,820
They read.

956
00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:00,100
How many books did you have to read?

957
00:29:00,100 --> 00:29:01,260
Man, you just had to like,

958
00:29:01,260 --> 00:29:03,260
what you have to do is take an AR test.

959
00:29:03,260 --> 00:29:05,700
And if you did good on the AR test,

960
00:29:05,700 --> 00:29:06,980
after you read the books,

961
00:29:06,980 --> 00:29:08,220
then you get to go to a party

962
00:29:08,220 --> 00:29:11,340
and get celebrated and shit like that.

963
00:29:11,340 --> 00:29:12,660
You got AR points.

964
00:29:12,660 --> 00:29:14,100
Yeah, I remember AR reading.

965
00:29:14,100 --> 00:29:14,940
Yeah.

966
00:29:14,940 --> 00:29:17,820
But you have everybody had to do a certain amount of points

967
00:29:17,820 --> 00:29:18,980
for the quarter.

968
00:29:18,980 --> 00:29:21,900
Ours was like the top people.

969
00:29:23,740 --> 00:29:25,860
You had point like a longer books,

970
00:29:25,860 --> 00:29:27,580
more like harder books to read.

971
00:29:27,580 --> 00:29:29,020
They were worth more points.

972
00:29:29,020 --> 00:29:31,780
And you take the quiz on the computer afterwards

973
00:29:31,780 --> 00:29:34,620
and you stack up points in your little like account.

974
00:29:35,860 --> 00:29:38,900
And then like the top, whatever got to go to a party.

975
00:29:38,900 --> 00:29:39,980
Yeah.

976
00:29:39,980 --> 00:29:42,500
That's why I read all the Harry Potter books.

977
00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:44,300
Cause you could just have to read one.

978
00:29:44,300 --> 00:29:45,820
Don was like, pizza.

979
00:29:45,820 --> 00:29:47,140
I never read that.

980
00:29:47,140 --> 00:29:49,540
Give me this great eggs and ham shit.

981
00:29:49,540 --> 00:29:51,540
I guess it's time to learn how to read.

982
00:29:52,460 --> 00:29:54,260
That's how they made you tougher though, I feel like.

983
00:29:54,260 --> 00:29:55,700
Cause they don't do that to kids these days.

984
00:29:55,700 --> 00:29:56,540
Like everybody gets into AR reading.

985
00:29:56,540 --> 00:29:57,860
Yeah, we went through the struggle.

986
00:29:57,860 --> 00:29:58,700
Everybody gets into AR now.

987
00:29:58,700 --> 00:30:00,700
That's what I feel like happening now.

988
00:30:00,700 --> 00:30:02,340
Having to read.

989
00:30:02,340 --> 00:30:04,260
We were in the trenches.

990
00:30:04,260 --> 00:30:07,380
Dude, I heard the other day that there's like a class

991
00:30:07,380 --> 00:30:10,580
somewhere up North where people in like high school,

992
00:30:10,580 --> 00:30:13,180
my eighth grade, that if they get stressed out or something,

993
00:30:13,180 --> 00:30:16,020
they go in a corner and hug a teddy bear.

994
00:30:18,740 --> 00:30:19,580
Nah.

995
00:30:19,580 --> 00:30:20,420
That's bullshit.

996
00:30:20,420 --> 00:30:22,980
If my son or daughter ever told me that they came,

997
00:30:22,980 --> 00:30:24,540
they had to do that,

998
00:30:24,540 --> 00:30:26,340
I will make them sleep outside for two days.

999
00:30:26,340 --> 00:30:27,260
That's what I'm saying.

1000
00:30:27,260 --> 00:30:28,540
That's because they can just hug you.

1001
00:30:28,540 --> 00:30:30,460
You look like a teddy bear.

1002
00:30:30,460 --> 00:30:32,700
Go hug a teddy bear, you get stressed.

1003
00:30:32,700 --> 00:30:34,820
You don't fucking go in front of people and show weakness.

1004
00:30:34,820 --> 00:30:35,660
No, you don't.

1005
00:30:35,660 --> 00:30:40,660
That's the popcorn, the kettle black.

1006
00:30:43,380 --> 00:30:44,660
Randy, you didn't show no weakness though.

1007
00:30:44,660 --> 00:30:45,660
You stood up.

1008
00:30:45,660 --> 00:30:48,460
What'd you do after they called you blow job Willie?

1009
00:30:48,460 --> 00:30:49,460
Well, when I was a kid,

1010
00:30:49,460 --> 00:30:52,180
that's when I did show weakness until around ninth grade

1011
00:30:52,180 --> 00:30:53,860
when I was like, fuck this.

1012
00:30:53,860 --> 00:30:54,700
Fuck this.

1013
00:30:54,700 --> 00:30:56,340
And that's when I was like, okay, fuck that.

1014
00:30:56,340 --> 00:30:57,940
No more ass shit.

1015
00:30:57,940 --> 00:30:58,780
That's it.

1016
00:30:58,780 --> 00:31:01,380
And then you lost all the weight.

1017
00:31:01,380 --> 00:31:02,460
Just tried to not get bullied.

1018
00:31:02,460 --> 00:31:04,660
And you came back and they're like, are you smoking crack?

1019
00:31:04,660 --> 00:31:05,660
Oh yeah, yeah.

1020
00:31:05,660 --> 00:31:07,660
And then I was like, okay, that's not working.

1021
00:31:07,660 --> 00:31:10,820
I was like, I knew the time one.

1022
00:31:10,820 --> 00:31:13,180
I was like, shit, that's not working basketball.

1023
00:31:13,180 --> 00:31:14,260
Am I hearing this right?

1024
00:31:14,260 --> 00:31:15,500
You were overweight.

1025
00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:16,820
Yes, I was fat as fuck.

1026
00:31:16,820 --> 00:31:18,260
And then you lost too much weight.

1027
00:31:18,260 --> 00:31:19,540
Yeah, like back then I used to wear

1028
00:31:19,540 --> 00:31:21,940
like a grown ass man's extra large.

1029
00:31:21,940 --> 00:31:23,420
And I can still fit it.

1030
00:31:23,420 --> 00:31:24,500
What grade, what are you talking about?

1031
00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:25,660
Like sixth grade.

1032
00:31:25,660 --> 00:31:26,500
Damn.

1033
00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:27,340
Okay, so in sixth.

1034
00:31:27,340 --> 00:31:28,180
I'm sorry.

1035
00:31:30,300 --> 00:31:31,140
I'm sorry.

1036
00:31:31,140 --> 00:31:32,900
Did you see his face?

1037
00:31:32,900 --> 00:31:34,100
That offended you a little bit.

1038
00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:34,940
I'm sorry.

1039
00:31:34,940 --> 00:31:35,780
No, it didn't.

1040
00:31:35,780 --> 00:31:36,620
It didn't.

1041
00:31:36,620 --> 00:31:37,460
I was fat as fuck.

1042
00:31:37,460 --> 00:31:39,300
I know, but when I said damn, your face was like.

1043
00:31:39,300 --> 00:31:40,140
Damn.

1044
00:31:40,140 --> 00:31:40,980
No, you said it.

1045
00:31:40,980 --> 00:31:44,340
Like, when I said damn, you was like, damn nigga.

1046
00:31:44,340 --> 00:31:46,780
Like, why didn't you say damn to me?

1047
00:31:46,780 --> 00:31:47,620
No, you're right though,

1048
00:31:47,620 --> 00:31:49,460
because I had a doctor who would literally tell me,

1049
00:31:49,460 --> 00:31:51,220
he'd be like, dude, you need to stop eating, bro.

1050
00:31:51,220 --> 00:31:52,540
You always eating fast food.

1051
00:31:52,540 --> 00:31:54,500
Like, you're going to eat fast food, ain't you?

1052
00:31:54,500 --> 00:31:57,820
He was going to Dr. No on CLC's big mac.

1053
00:31:57,820 --> 00:31:58,660
I'm like.

1054
00:31:58,660 --> 00:31:59,500
I'm like.

1055
00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:02,140
He said you need to stop eating.

1056
00:32:02,140 --> 00:32:04,660
But no, so you were in sixth grade,

1057
00:32:04,660 --> 00:32:07,300
and you were wearing men's extra large shirts.

1058
00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:08,900
Some of them I could fit to this day.

1059
00:32:08,900 --> 00:32:09,740
Yeah.

1060
00:32:09,740 --> 00:32:10,700
Okay, so you was a big child.

1061
00:32:10,700 --> 00:32:11,540
Very big.

1062
00:32:11,540 --> 00:32:12,380
Okay.

1063
00:32:12,380 --> 00:32:13,220
Round as fuck.

1064
00:32:13,220 --> 00:32:15,260
And then you lost too much weight?

1065
00:32:15,260 --> 00:32:16,500
Yes, and then like I came back,

1066
00:32:16,500 --> 00:32:17,540
the teacher was like, you do crack?

1067
00:32:17,540 --> 00:32:18,740
And I was like, no.

1068
00:32:18,740 --> 00:32:19,580
That's the first part.

1069
00:32:19,580 --> 00:32:21,260
How much weight are we talking here?

1070
00:32:21,260 --> 00:32:22,100
Man, it was.

1071
00:32:22,100 --> 00:32:23,180
I think you grew tall.

1072
00:32:23,180 --> 00:32:24,460
Yeah, I guess it was because I grew tall.

1073
00:32:24,460 --> 00:32:25,300
And I was.

1074
00:32:25,300 --> 00:32:26,140
He had his ghost part.

1075
00:32:26,140 --> 00:32:26,980
True.

1076
00:32:26,980 --> 00:32:28,220
And I played basketball every day too.

1077
00:32:28,220 --> 00:32:30,060
Like, I'll be playing there for hours and hours.

1078
00:32:30,060 --> 00:32:30,900
This is going to sound real crazy.

1079
00:32:30,900 --> 00:32:32,180
You better get your niggas something.

1080
00:32:32,180 --> 00:32:34,180
Yeah, and then I quit eating too.

1081
00:32:34,180 --> 00:32:35,780
Okay, that's something different.

1082
00:32:35,780 --> 00:32:36,620
Yeah.

1083
00:32:36,620 --> 00:32:39,540
I quit eating, people are like, oh shit.

1084
00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:41,060
But then I was like, this ain't working.

1085
00:32:41,060 --> 00:32:42,340
Then that's when I joined wrestling,

1086
00:32:42,340 --> 00:32:43,420
and then it got in shape.

1087
00:32:43,420 --> 00:32:44,260
Okay.

1088
00:32:44,260 --> 00:32:47,020
["Dark Naked"]

1089
00:32:52,540 --> 00:32:55,860
It's hard to have narcolepsy in the black community.

1090
00:32:55,860 --> 00:32:57,620
I got this disorder.

1091
00:32:57,620 --> 00:33:02,620
This disorder passed down from my great,

1092
00:33:03,020 --> 00:33:08,020
great, great grandmother, Harriet Tubman.

1093
00:33:08,620 --> 00:33:11,700
She used to be on that railroad,

1094
00:33:11,700 --> 00:33:13,700
and she used to fall asleep a lot,

1095
00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:16,100
trying to get slaves back and forth, you know.

1096
00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:19,260
It's hard to stay woke in the black community

1097
00:33:19,260 --> 00:33:23,300
when you always want to sleep with narcolepsy.

1098
00:33:23,300 --> 00:33:25,940
They ask you to cook the fried chicken,

1099
00:33:25,940 --> 00:33:28,780
and you burn it, cause you fell asleep.

1100
00:33:28,780 --> 00:33:32,020
They ask you to watch the kids, and you lose your,

1101
00:33:34,380 --> 00:33:35,900
you lose your little cousins.

1102
00:33:36,860 --> 00:33:40,020
People think I'm on drugs, but I'm not.

1103
00:33:40,020 --> 00:33:41,460
I'm clean.

1104
00:33:41,460 --> 00:33:43,380
I could pass a pee test.

1105
00:33:43,380 --> 00:33:46,580
Martin Luther King wasn't the only one that had a dream.

1106
00:33:46,580 --> 00:33:49,740
I have him all the time, and it sucks.

1107
00:33:49,740 --> 00:33:52,420
["Dark Naked"]

1108
00:33:54,620 --> 00:33:55,860
That was a bad one.

1109
00:33:55,860 --> 00:33:58,980
Trump is trying to take away black history, mom.

1110
00:34:00,020 --> 00:34:01,500
Don't sleep on this movement.

1111
00:34:02,820 --> 00:34:03,660
Stay woke.

1112
00:34:03,660 --> 00:34:06,240
["Dark Naked"]

1113
00:34:13,300 --> 00:34:15,900
And then I started smoking crack.

1114
00:34:15,900 --> 00:34:17,700
Yeah, no, I'm just kidding.

1115
00:34:17,700 --> 00:34:19,260
You couldn't do wrestling and smoke crack?

1116
00:34:19,260 --> 00:34:20,420
Shit the fuck if you couldn't,

1117
00:34:20,420 --> 00:34:21,780
you'd be a fucking monster.

1118
00:34:21,780 --> 00:34:22,620
But they would drug-testing the NBA.

1119
00:34:22,620 --> 00:34:24,780
Lawrence Taylor was a pro football player.

1120
00:34:24,780 --> 00:34:25,620
Smoking crack.

1121
00:34:25,620 --> 00:34:27,460
He's doing halftime.

1122
00:34:27,460 --> 00:34:30,580
He's celebrated as the best player to ever play the game.

1123
00:34:30,580 --> 00:34:32,300
If anybody who ever played with him,

1124
00:34:32,300 --> 00:34:34,100
or any coaches like, you don't understand,

1125
00:34:34,100 --> 00:34:36,060
he was the best player to ever play the game.

1126
00:34:36,060 --> 00:34:37,580
Yes, he was high on crack.

1127
00:34:37,580 --> 00:34:41,140
Yes, he snorted lines at halftime.

1128
00:34:41,140 --> 00:34:42,020
Yes!

1129
00:34:42,020 --> 00:34:42,860
Stand corrected.

1130
00:34:42,860 --> 00:34:43,700
The best!

1131
00:34:43,700 --> 00:34:44,540
Lawrence Taylor.

1132
00:34:44,540 --> 00:34:46,380
Type in Lawrence Taylor.

1133
00:34:46,380 --> 00:34:47,220
Sound like a hero.

1134
00:34:47,220 --> 00:34:48,540
The goat of linebackers, bro.

1135
00:34:48,540 --> 00:34:49,900
Greatest giant of all time.

1136
00:34:49,900 --> 00:34:51,860
He's the greatest defensive player.

1137
00:34:51,860 --> 00:34:53,380
I think that's unanimous.

1138
00:34:53,380 --> 00:34:54,740
Wait a minute, hold up.

1139
00:34:54,740 --> 00:34:56,860
This man is insane.

1140
00:34:56,860 --> 00:34:58,900
He broke Joe Stasman's leg in half.

1141
00:34:58,900 --> 00:34:59,740
In half.

1142
00:34:59,740 --> 00:35:00,820
And then he started crying,

1143
00:35:00,820 --> 00:35:03,220
and he was like, I was so high on coke right there.

1144
00:35:03,220 --> 00:35:04,060
Sure.

1145
00:35:04,060 --> 00:35:05,900
Like, giants.

1146
00:35:05,900 --> 00:35:06,740
Giants, yeah.

1147
00:35:06,740 --> 00:35:08,260
Remember when he went against Bam Bam Bigelow

1148
00:35:08,260 --> 00:35:09,380
and Russell Matthews?

1149
00:35:09,380 --> 00:35:11,580
Are you serious?

1150
00:35:11,580 --> 00:35:14,140
I didn't know this was a thing.

1151
00:35:14,140 --> 00:35:16,060
I didn't know this was a thing.

1152
00:35:16,060 --> 00:35:17,500
I didn't know he wrestled.

1153
00:35:17,500 --> 00:35:19,180
That's the only way I know this dude.

1154
00:35:19,180 --> 00:35:20,020
I don't remember that.

1155
00:35:20,020 --> 00:35:22,100
That's the only way you know LT.

1156
00:35:22,100 --> 00:35:24,500
It's weird that they made him wear his football uniform.

1157
00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:25,580
You're from wrestling.

1158
00:35:25,580 --> 00:35:26,420
In case they might.

1159
00:35:26,420 --> 00:35:27,740
Look, and then they put LT.

1160
00:35:27,740 --> 00:35:29,340
So they know.

1161
00:35:29,340 --> 00:35:31,180
We don't want people to think this is not him.

1162
00:35:31,180 --> 00:35:32,540
He's a one crack at WrestleMania.

1163
00:35:32,540 --> 00:35:33,820
I think he won too.

1164
00:35:33,820 --> 00:35:34,940
I think he won.

1165
00:35:34,940 --> 00:35:38,220
But you know what's the craziest LT story I've ever heard?

1166
00:35:38,220 --> 00:35:41,700
He was saying, apparently, he was driving down,

1167
00:35:41,700 --> 00:35:45,460
he was driving down, doing something on a Sunday,

1168
00:35:45,460 --> 00:35:47,660
and he looked over and he was like,

1169
00:35:47,660 --> 00:35:49,700
what the fuck is going on at the stadium?

1170
00:35:49,700 --> 00:35:50,740
Oh yeah.

1171
00:35:50,740 --> 00:35:54,220
And then pulled in and realized that there was a game.

1172
00:35:54,220 --> 00:35:55,860
That's so funny dude.

1173
00:35:55,860 --> 00:35:58,140
He got there like half time and when he got there,

1174
00:35:58,140 --> 00:36:00,580
it wasn't even like a, oh what are you,

1175
00:36:00,580 --> 00:36:02,020
it was like, hurry up and get in there.

1176
00:36:02,020 --> 00:36:03,380
Just do something, please.

1177
00:36:03,380 --> 00:36:04,820
And he had like four sacks.

1178
00:36:04,820 --> 00:36:05,660
Yeah, oh yeah.

1179
00:36:05,660 --> 00:36:06,500
Wow.

1180
00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:08,380
If a player did that today, dude.

1181
00:36:08,380 --> 00:36:09,660
I didn't mean to.

1182
00:36:09,660 --> 00:36:12,340
Even Bill Belichick said, because he coached him.

1183
00:36:12,340 --> 00:36:13,620
Bill coached him.

1184
00:36:13,620 --> 00:36:16,700
And he was like, when you have a player like that,

1185
00:36:16,700 --> 00:36:19,460
you don't say nothing to him.

1186
00:36:19,460 --> 00:36:21,500
He was just so good.

1187
00:36:21,500 --> 00:36:23,540
He's gonna do what he needs to do.

1188
00:36:23,540 --> 00:36:25,260
There's nothing you can tell him.

1189
00:36:25,260 --> 00:36:28,540
Yeah, but like if Kaderius Tony showed up at half time.

1190
00:36:28,540 --> 00:36:29,380
No, no.

1191
00:36:29,380 --> 00:36:30,220
He's not.

1192
00:36:30,220 --> 00:36:31,060
He's trash.

1193
00:36:31,060 --> 00:36:33,140
He's one of the worst draft picks.

1194
00:36:33,140 --> 00:36:36,660
The only player that can kind of get away with shit

1195
00:36:36,660 --> 00:36:38,980
like this right now is Patrick Mahomes.

1196
00:36:38,980 --> 00:36:40,100
Yeah, he could.

1197
00:36:40,100 --> 00:36:41,260
He could, but he won't.

1198
00:36:41,260 --> 00:36:42,100
He won't, yeah.

1199
00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:44,300
But I'm saying, somebody of that star power,

1200
00:36:44,300 --> 00:36:45,340
somebody of that.

1201
00:36:45,340 --> 00:36:48,020
You don't got many like him out there.

1202
00:36:48,020 --> 00:36:48,860
What about Lamar Jeffs?

1203
00:36:48,860 --> 00:36:49,700
Look at his face right now.

1204
00:36:49,700 --> 00:36:52,140
No, Antonio Brown left at half time.

1205
00:36:52,140 --> 00:36:56,620
If I'm not mistaken, he won the MVP

1206
00:36:56,620 --> 00:36:58,940
or he won like rookie of the year

1207
00:36:58,940 --> 00:37:00,780
and defensive player of the year.

1208
00:37:00,780 --> 00:37:01,780
His rookie year.

1209
00:37:03,140 --> 00:37:04,460
Lawrence Taylor.

1210
00:37:04,460 --> 00:37:05,420
I love this dude, bro.

1211
00:37:05,420 --> 00:37:07,500
I love people who are just crazy.

1212
00:37:07,500 --> 00:37:10,540
I like athletes who are psychopaths.

1213
00:37:10,540 --> 00:37:12,980
Lawrence Taylor, Mike Tyson's my all time favorite.

1214
00:37:12,980 --> 00:37:13,860
Me too.

1215
00:37:13,860 --> 00:37:15,220
I love Mike Tyson.

1216
00:37:15,220 --> 00:37:16,660
Mike Tyson's insane.

1217
00:37:16,660 --> 00:37:17,500
Man.

1218
00:37:17,500 --> 00:37:18,620
That dude is awesome.

1219
00:37:18,620 --> 00:37:20,140
I had a dude at work tell me one time,

1220
00:37:20,140 --> 00:37:23,180
he was like, Mike Tyson's one of the greatest trash talkers.

1221
00:37:23,180 --> 00:37:24,900
I was like, that's not trash talking, bro.

1222
00:37:24,900 --> 00:37:26,380
He believes what he's saying.

1223
00:37:26,380 --> 00:37:27,220
He was serious as hell.

1224
00:37:27,220 --> 00:37:28,460
When he said he was gonna eat your kids,

1225
00:37:28,460 --> 00:37:29,300
he was 100% serious.

1226
00:37:29,300 --> 00:37:30,700
When he said you gonna fuck that dude

1227
00:37:30,700 --> 00:37:32,300
till he loved him, he was serious.

1228
00:37:32,300 --> 00:37:33,140
No, for that, for real.

1229
00:37:33,140 --> 00:37:34,460
He would've did it just off dominance.

1230
00:37:34,460 --> 00:37:35,660
He would've done it right there.

1231
00:37:35,660 --> 00:37:36,900
For real.

1232
00:37:36,900 --> 00:37:39,180
He is an animal of a person, bro.

1233
00:37:39,180 --> 00:37:40,460
He is so terrifying.

1234
00:37:40,460 --> 00:37:41,300
He meant to show his ass.

1235
00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:42,780
And people are so comfortable around him.

1236
00:37:42,780 --> 00:37:44,940
You talking about doing the-

1237
00:37:44,940 --> 00:37:46,580
Yeah, with Logan Paul or Game Call?

1238
00:37:46,580 --> 00:37:47,420
He don't care.

1239
00:37:47,420 --> 00:37:49,020
No, he don't care no more.

1240
00:37:49,020 --> 00:37:49,940
He wanted that money.

1241
00:37:49,940 --> 00:37:50,780
He don't care.

1242
00:37:50,780 --> 00:37:52,460
He's in that mode.

1243
00:37:52,460 --> 00:37:54,260
He could be butt naked in a room full of people.

1244
00:37:54,260 --> 00:37:55,580
He don't see it as weird.

1245
00:37:55,580 --> 00:37:57,260
He's just thinking about the battle.

1246
00:37:57,260 --> 00:37:59,460
He's thinking about killing that person.

1247
00:37:59,460 --> 00:38:01,180
Did you see he was on Jake Paul's shoulders

1248
00:38:01,180 --> 00:38:02,340
last week or the other week?

1249
00:38:02,340 --> 00:38:03,180
Yeah, so he's one of the-

1250
00:38:03,180 --> 00:38:04,020
That's what I'm saying.

1251
00:38:04,020 --> 00:38:05,700
They didn't make hundreds of millions of dollars.

1252
00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:06,540
Yes, they did.

1253
00:38:06,540 --> 00:38:09,220
But also, that's Mike Tyson now.

1254
00:38:09,220 --> 00:38:11,580
He'll bite your ears off and then go,

1255
00:38:11,580 --> 00:38:12,660
let's go frolic.

1256
00:38:12,660 --> 00:38:14,860
And y'all are gonna go frolic.

1257
00:38:14,860 --> 00:38:15,700
Let's go do mushrooms.

1258
00:38:15,700 --> 00:38:16,540
You're all for choice.

1259
00:38:16,540 --> 00:38:18,260
He'll be like, let's do mushrooms and go frolic.

1260
00:38:18,260 --> 00:38:19,100
Let's go do it.

1261
00:38:19,100 --> 00:38:20,260
You gotta do it.

1262
00:38:20,260 --> 00:38:21,540
Oh, I'll go frolic with Mike Tyson.

1263
00:38:21,540 --> 00:38:22,380
Me too.

1264
00:38:23,660 --> 00:38:24,500
I would not.

1265
00:38:24,500 --> 00:38:25,340
No, I wouldn't.

1266
00:38:25,340 --> 00:38:26,180
I don't wanna be close to him.

1267
00:38:26,180 --> 00:38:27,340
That guy was waiting.

1268
00:38:27,340 --> 00:38:29,140
It was like being with a pit bull.

1269
00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:30,460
Yeah, for sure, for sure.

1270
00:38:30,460 --> 00:38:31,540
But it's fun. Unstable one.

1271
00:38:31,540 --> 00:38:32,380
That's my goal, man.

1272
00:38:32,380 --> 00:38:33,220
A rescue pit bull.

1273
00:38:33,220 --> 00:38:36,780
Randomly we'll see like a piece of sausage on your chest

1274
00:38:36,780 --> 00:38:38,020
at any given moment, dude.

1275
00:38:38,020 --> 00:38:39,700
Just go after you.

1276
00:38:39,700 --> 00:38:41,180
Dude, before I die or he dies,

1277
00:38:41,180 --> 00:38:42,540
I wanna be able to hang out with that guy.

1278
00:38:42,540 --> 00:38:43,380
That's my life.

1279
00:38:43,380 --> 00:38:44,220
That's one of my goals.

1280
00:38:44,220 --> 00:38:45,060
For sure.

1281
00:38:45,060 --> 00:38:46,100
We're gonna make that happen.

1282
00:38:46,100 --> 00:38:48,820
Keith, oh, please, please.

1283
00:38:48,820 --> 00:38:49,660
Give him a high five.

1284
00:38:49,660 --> 00:38:52,580
Dude, what if he just beats this shit out of Brandon?

1285
00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:53,780
That's what I kinda want.

1286
00:38:53,780 --> 00:38:54,620
That's all I want.

1287
00:38:54,620 --> 00:38:56,420
I'll be honest, none of us can help you.

1288
00:38:56,420 --> 00:38:57,260
I know.

1289
00:38:57,260 --> 00:38:59,980
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta just hope

1290
00:38:59,980 --> 00:39:01,980
if we try to grab him, he doesn't, you know.

1291
00:39:01,980 --> 00:39:02,820
It's all right.

1292
00:39:02,820 --> 00:39:03,660
We got the taser.

1293
00:39:03,660 --> 00:39:04,500
It's okay.

1294
00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:05,340
It's okay.

1295
00:39:05,340 --> 00:39:06,180
That taser ain't doing nothing.

1296
00:39:06,180 --> 00:39:07,580
Dude, don't use the taser, man.

1297
00:39:07,580 --> 00:39:08,420
Look at that.

1298
00:39:08,420 --> 00:39:09,260
You hit Brandon.

1299
00:39:09,260 --> 00:39:10,100
You remember Ruff Ryders?

1300
00:39:10,100 --> 00:39:10,940
Let it happen.

1301
00:39:10,940 --> 00:39:12,580
You remember Ruff Ryders, the rap group?

1302
00:39:12,580 --> 00:39:13,500
Yeah.

1303
00:39:13,500 --> 00:39:16,060
Ruff Ryders, the rap group was at like

1304
00:39:16,060 --> 00:39:18,620
some BET Awards type shit, right?

1305
00:39:18,620 --> 00:39:21,140
And apparently Mike Tyson came up to Eve

1306
00:39:21,140 --> 00:39:24,980
and was like, yo, Eve, I fucked this shit outta you.

1307
00:39:24,980 --> 00:39:26,620
That's how he introduced himself, right?

1308
00:39:26,620 --> 00:39:27,620
Jesus Christ.

1309
00:39:27,620 --> 00:39:30,060
Jada Kiss was telling this story where they heard that

1310
00:39:30,060 --> 00:39:31,860
and it was like locks and all of them.

1311
00:39:31,860 --> 00:39:34,420
And they was like, yo, cause you know, Eve the only girl.

1312
00:39:34,420 --> 00:39:37,060
So they like, we ain't gonna let him talk to her like that.

1313
00:39:37,060 --> 00:39:39,820
So they start devising a plan of how,

1314
00:39:39,820 --> 00:39:42,940
it's like six of them, how they gonna jump Mike Tyson.

1315
00:39:42,940 --> 00:39:46,660
And they was like, yo, you gonna grab him first,

1316
00:39:46,660 --> 00:39:48,140
you gonna grab him second.

1317
00:39:48,140 --> 00:39:48,980
And the dude was like,

1318
00:39:48,980 --> 00:39:50,860
why somebody gotta grab him second?

1319
00:39:50,860 --> 00:39:53,340
He said, cause whoever grabs him first,

1320
00:39:53,340 --> 00:39:54,580
you going to sleep.

1321
00:39:54,580 --> 00:39:55,420
Damn.

1322
00:39:55,420 --> 00:39:57,820
And they was like, J, what was y'all gonna do?

1323
00:39:57,820 --> 00:40:00,420
So he was like, after the second person grabbed him,

1324
00:40:00,420 --> 00:40:01,900
he was going to stab him.

1325
00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:05,220
And the dude was like, yeah, I was 100%.

1326
00:40:05,220 --> 00:40:08,980
He was committed to stabbing Mike Tyson at this award show.

1327
00:40:08,980 --> 00:40:10,460
The only thing that changed is they got scared

1328
00:40:10,460 --> 00:40:12,580
and they punked out.

1329
00:40:12,580 --> 00:40:14,140
Six men scared of one dude.

1330
00:40:14,140 --> 00:40:15,180
And right for itself.

1331
00:40:15,180 --> 00:40:16,020
Yeah.

1332
00:40:16,020 --> 00:40:16,860
He's insane.

1333
00:40:16,860 --> 00:40:20,140
Mike Tyson was beat up Michael Jordan in like 1987.

1334
00:40:20,140 --> 00:40:20,980
Mike Tyson?

1335
00:40:20,980 --> 00:40:21,800
Yeah.

1336
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:22,640
I don't know, why do you know the year?

1337
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:24,220
No, because there was a whole story about,

1338
00:40:24,220 --> 00:40:28,820
there was like a girl that Mike Tyson was going out with.

1339
00:40:28,820 --> 00:40:30,300
You talking about Brad Pitt?

1340
00:40:30,300 --> 00:40:33,340
No, I'm talking about, like it was 1987.

1341
00:40:33,340 --> 00:40:34,820
I'll show you because I remember it.

1342
00:40:34,820 --> 00:40:35,660
You love it.

1343
00:40:35,660 --> 00:40:36,660
You talking about Shawn Michaels?

1344
00:40:36,660 --> 00:40:39,140
No, cause like, Mike Tyson and Michael Jordan.

1345
00:40:39,140 --> 00:40:40,100
What year was it?

1346
00:40:40,100 --> 00:40:41,060
1987.

1347
00:40:41,060 --> 00:40:42,580
Okay.

1348
00:40:42,580 --> 00:40:44,780
Michael Jordan, Mike Tyson.

1349
00:40:44,780 --> 00:40:46,780
1987.

1350
00:40:46,780 --> 00:40:49,820
I like, I like he's put Michael and Mike Tyson.

1351
00:40:49,820 --> 00:40:53,020
1987, Michael Mike Tyson.

1352
00:40:53,020 --> 00:40:53,860
1985.

1353
00:40:55,860 --> 00:40:56,940
It's like he's programming.

1354
00:40:56,940 --> 00:40:58,500
Oh shit, hold up, I did that.

1355
00:40:58,500 --> 00:40:59,740
I didn't even realize that shit.

1356
00:40:59,740 --> 00:41:00,820
Hold on, I'm backing up.

1357
00:41:00,820 --> 00:41:01,660
Yeah, I gotta chill.

1358
00:41:01,660 --> 00:41:02,500
You don't have to.

1359
00:41:02,500 --> 00:41:03,320
Hold up.

1360
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:08,320
Wait, for the niggas who be saying we so, we don't play.

1361
00:41:10,900 --> 00:41:11,740
Go ahead.

1362
00:41:11,740 --> 00:41:12,560
Huh?

1363
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:13,400
You sing the next lyric.

1364
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:14,240
What was the song?

1365
00:41:14,240 --> 00:41:16,180
We're gonna rock until the wheels fall off.

1366
00:41:16,180 --> 00:41:17,020
Yeah.

1367
00:41:17,020 --> 00:41:17,840
Hold up.

1368
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:18,680
Brandon.

1369
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:19,520
Here we go.

1370
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:20,340
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1371
00:41:20,340 --> 00:41:21,620
Oh, my bad it was 88, but yeah.

1372
00:41:21,620 --> 00:41:26,060
So the heavyweight champion Tyson, then undefeated

1373
00:41:26,060 --> 00:41:28,660
and at the peak of his powers as the baddest man

1374
00:41:28,660 --> 00:41:31,580
on the planet was in middest of bitter breakup

1375
00:41:31,580 --> 00:41:33,500
with ex Robin Gibbons.

1376
00:41:33,500 --> 00:41:36,700
Jordan, who is just four months older than Tyson

1377
00:41:36,700 --> 00:41:40,900
had previously dated Gibbons during his developmental days

1378
00:41:40,900 --> 00:41:44,420
leading the Bulls, traveling cocaine circus.

1379
00:41:44,420 --> 00:41:48,660
Good times were being had at dense dinner

1380
00:41:48,660 --> 00:41:53,020
only until Mike Tyson downed a few too many cocktails.

1381
00:41:53,020 --> 00:41:55,700
It became livid and last out at Jordan

1382
00:41:55,700 --> 00:41:58,020
for his previous relationship with Gibbons.

1383
00:41:58,020 --> 00:42:00,740
According to Holloway, who detailed the meeting

1384
00:42:00,740 --> 00:42:03,300
between Mike and the book, Taming the Beast,

1385
00:42:03,300 --> 00:42:05,420
the unknown story of team Tyson,

1386
00:42:05,420 --> 00:42:10,420
Holloway, who was Tyson's manager until 1998

1387
00:42:10,460 --> 00:42:11,740
wrote the following passage.

1388
00:42:11,740 --> 00:42:12,740
Shut up.

1389
00:42:12,740 --> 00:42:17,300
Mike Tyson sitting there with his drink of choice,

1390
00:42:17,300 --> 00:42:21,380
a Long Island tea and when he drinks,

1391
00:42:21,380 --> 00:42:23,460
when he drinks his real feelings come out.

1392
00:42:23,460 --> 00:42:26,420
I'm telling the server to water his drinks down

1393
00:42:26,420 --> 00:42:28,500
cause I see where this is going.

1394
00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:31,420
Mike stares across the table at Michael Jordan

1395
00:42:31,420 --> 00:42:34,140
and he says, hey man, you think I'm stupid?

1396
00:42:34,140 --> 00:42:36,180
I know you fucked with my bitch.

1397
00:42:36,180 --> 00:42:39,740
Jordan looks like he's seen a ghost.

1398
00:42:39,740 --> 00:42:41,760
I know you've messed with her, Mike says.

1399
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:43,180
You can't tell me.

1400
00:42:43,180 --> 00:42:46,700
Jordan, it's obvious he wants to get up and run.

1401
00:42:46,700 --> 00:42:48,240
He wants no part of this.

1402
00:42:48,240 --> 00:42:50,680
Mike turns to Dykta, man.

1403
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:52,580
You think somebody's scared of you?

1404
00:42:52,580 --> 00:42:54,700
All that racist shit you've been talking?

1405
00:42:54,700 --> 00:42:58,420
He says to Dent, y'all scared of this white man, Richard?

1406
00:42:58,420 --> 00:42:59,960
He ain't nobody.

1407
00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:02,540
You gonna let him walk away.

1408
00:43:02,540 --> 00:43:05,700
And so basically Mike Tyson tried to fight Jordan

1409
00:43:05,700 --> 00:43:07,780
and then they said he looked like a deer in the headlights.

1410
00:43:07,780 --> 00:43:09,900
Yeah, I mean, rightfully so.

1411
00:43:09,900 --> 00:43:11,420
Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's 88.

1412
00:43:11,420 --> 00:43:13,180
You are amazing, bro.

1413
00:43:13,180 --> 00:43:15,700
The fact that you were one year off,

1414
00:43:15,700 --> 00:43:19,060
but also the fact that, what year were you born?

1415
00:43:19,060 --> 00:43:20,180
2003.

1416
00:43:20,180 --> 00:43:21,980
You were born in 2003.

1417
00:43:21,980 --> 00:43:22,820
Yes.

1418
00:43:22,820 --> 00:43:26,180
Talking about an event that happened in 1988

1419
00:43:26,180 --> 00:43:28,660
in a 1940s radio voice.

1420
00:43:28,660 --> 00:43:32,300
You said Tyson came out the left.

1421
00:43:32,300 --> 00:43:37,180
Jordan, sitting there stunned, looking at his steak.

1422
00:43:37,180 --> 00:43:39,580
I know you fucked with my bitch, man.

1423
00:43:39,580 --> 00:43:41,460
That's how that.

1424
00:43:41,460 --> 00:43:43,100
That's wild that you just knew that.

1425
00:43:43,100 --> 00:43:43,940
Oh yeah, man.

1426
00:43:46,100 --> 00:43:49,260
Yo, she must have got around Robin Givens

1427
00:43:49,260 --> 00:43:51,540
because that's the same one with Brad Pitt.

1428
00:43:51,540 --> 00:43:52,380
Yeah.

1429
00:43:52,380 --> 00:43:56,620
And then she was in the car and Brad Pitt was so scared

1430
00:43:56,620 --> 00:43:58,940
when he seen Mike Tyson pull up.

1431
00:43:58,940 --> 00:44:01,260
Because Brad Pitt and Robin Givens were fucking around,

1432
00:44:01,260 --> 00:44:02,660
but she was also with Mike Tyson.

1433
00:44:02,660 --> 00:44:05,260
Oh wow, soon as I first did.

1434
00:44:05,260 --> 00:44:06,180
Yeah, she was fine, man.

1435
00:44:06,180 --> 00:44:07,460
She probably still look good.

1436
00:44:07,460 --> 00:44:08,300
Oh yeah, for sure.

1437
00:44:08,300 --> 00:44:09,140
That hurt a day.

1438
00:44:09,140 --> 00:44:09,980
Nah, that's not it.

1439
00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:11,780
No, I'm talking about right here.

1440
00:44:11,780 --> 00:44:12,620
Right here.

1441
00:44:12,620 --> 00:44:14,620
You know who you're talking about?

1442
00:44:14,620 --> 00:44:17,500
It's like Reese Witherspoon, man.

1443
00:44:17,500 --> 00:44:19,500
That's what Reese Witherspoon look like to you?

1444
00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:20,340
That's what she looks like to you?

1445
00:44:20,340 --> 00:44:21,180
I said if she was black.

1446
00:44:21,180 --> 00:44:22,020
I don't know.

1447
00:44:22,020 --> 00:44:22,860
I'm sure.

1448
00:44:22,860 --> 00:44:23,700
Hold on, I'll show you.

1449
00:44:23,700 --> 00:44:24,540
I'll show you.

1450
00:44:24,540 --> 00:44:25,740
I know Reese Witherspoon.

1451
00:44:25,740 --> 00:44:28,780
Okay, you can show me Reese Witherspoon.

1452
00:44:28,780 --> 00:44:30,620
Show me your Reese Witherspoon.

1453
00:44:30,620 --> 00:44:32,220
Because I know the Reese Witherspoon I think.

1454
00:44:32,220 --> 00:44:33,060
I don't know who she is.

1455
00:44:33,060 --> 00:44:34,220
I'm just confused.

1456
00:44:34,220 --> 00:44:37,180
Brandon, what have you seen with Reese Witherspoon in it?

1457
00:44:37,180 --> 00:44:39,620
Well, if you must know, I saw a movie that just came out

1458
00:44:39,620 --> 00:44:42,380
with Will Ferrell called, what was it called?

1459
00:44:42,380 --> 00:44:43,940
Because it was wild as hell.

1460
00:44:43,940 --> 00:44:46,500
And I'm going to watch it again with my wife.

1461
00:44:46,500 --> 00:44:47,340
What is it called?

1462
00:44:47,340 --> 00:44:48,180
Will Ferrell.

1463
00:44:48,180 --> 00:44:50,060
Congratulations, Brandon.

1464
00:44:50,060 --> 00:44:50,900
Thank you, man.

1465
00:44:50,900 --> 00:44:51,740
I appreciate that.

1466
00:44:51,740 --> 00:44:52,580
Bow, bow, bow.

1467
00:44:52,580 --> 00:44:53,420
Thank you, man.

1468
00:44:53,420 --> 00:44:54,940
Bang, bang, boom, boom.

1469
00:44:54,940 --> 00:44:55,780
What is it?

1470
00:44:55,780 --> 00:44:57,260
Because I want y'all to see it too.

1471
00:44:57,260 --> 00:44:58,100
It was good as hell.

1472
00:44:58,100 --> 00:44:58,940
It is right there.

1473
00:44:58,940 --> 00:45:00,100
It's called...

1474
00:45:04,500 --> 00:45:05,780
You're quarterly invited.

1475
00:45:05,780 --> 00:45:07,660
You're quarterly invited?

1476
00:45:07,660 --> 00:45:09,060
Yeah, quarterly invited.

1477
00:45:12,100 --> 00:45:13,940
Now, I was waiting for you to correct him again.

1478
00:45:13,940 --> 00:45:15,180
You said it right.

1479
00:45:15,180 --> 00:45:16,020
How do you say it?

1480
00:45:16,020 --> 00:45:16,860
I know, I said it right.

1481
00:45:16,860 --> 00:45:18,420
Yeah, this is it.

1482
00:45:18,420 --> 00:45:19,340
It's a good movie, man.

1483
00:45:19,340 --> 00:45:20,500
I would recommend it.

1484
00:45:20,500 --> 00:45:21,340
Really?

1485
00:45:21,340 --> 00:45:22,180
Yeah, it's tight.

1486
00:45:22,180 --> 00:45:23,980
I never had, I don't know.

1487
00:45:23,980 --> 00:45:26,540
I think one of your recommendations, I think I have.

1488
00:45:26,540 --> 00:45:29,540
But we're going to watch this and see if it's good.

1489
00:45:29,540 --> 00:45:31,260
Because Will Ferrell can be hit or miss.

1490
00:45:31,260 --> 00:45:32,100
Yeah.

1491
00:45:32,100 --> 00:45:33,980
You know what it reminds me of?

1492
00:45:33,980 --> 00:45:36,220
I'm not watching any of his latest stuff.

1493
00:45:36,220 --> 00:45:38,620
It kind of reminds me of, you remember Meet the Falkers?

1494
00:45:38,620 --> 00:45:39,460
Yeah.

1495
00:45:39,460 --> 00:45:40,300
Kind of like that.

1496
00:45:40,300 --> 00:45:41,620
I love Meet the Falkers.

1497
00:45:41,620 --> 00:45:42,460
You're going to love this.

1498
00:45:42,460 --> 00:45:43,700
Meet the Falkers.

1499
00:45:44,780 --> 00:45:45,620
Meet the Parents.

1500
00:45:45,620 --> 00:45:47,380
Meet the Parents is the original.

1501
00:45:47,380 --> 00:45:48,220
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1502
00:45:48,220 --> 00:45:49,940
Meet the Parents is so good.

1503
00:45:49,940 --> 00:45:51,380
I got nipples, can you milk me?

1504
00:45:51,380 --> 00:45:53,220
You know what I mean?

1505
00:45:53,220 --> 00:45:57,140
We want to be more close to you, more nearly.

1506
00:45:57,140 --> 00:45:57,980
Than a little lie detector.

1507
00:45:57,980 --> 00:45:59,460
See you more clearly.

1508
00:45:59,460 --> 00:46:01,180
Be near you more nearly.

1509
00:46:01,180 --> 00:46:06,180
A Ben Stiller underrated is a Long Cane Pauly.

1510
00:46:06,180 --> 00:46:07,020
Oh man.

1511
00:46:07,020 --> 00:46:07,860
Dude.

1512
00:46:07,860 --> 00:46:09,580
Phillip Seymour Hoffman.

1513
00:46:09,580 --> 00:46:10,420
Man.

1514
00:46:10,420 --> 00:46:11,740
Michael Jordan.

1515
00:46:11,740 --> 00:46:12,580
Yeah.

1516
00:46:12,580 --> 00:46:14,420
Rain Man.

1517
00:46:14,420 --> 00:46:15,780
This is every shot.

1518
00:46:15,780 --> 00:46:19,100
Not just misses, it's bricking so hard.

1519
00:46:19,100 --> 00:46:23,740
On this metal, like rim backboard, metal backboard,

1520
00:46:23,740 --> 00:46:25,860
metal rim, damn there's no net.

1521
00:46:25,860 --> 00:46:27,500
So it's just, wow, wow, wow.

1522
00:46:27,500 --> 00:46:29,260
So go to the picture right next to that.

1523
00:46:29,260 --> 00:46:30,100
This one?

1524
00:46:30,100 --> 00:46:32,620
So a Long Cane Pauly, they're on their honeymoon.

1525
00:46:32,620 --> 00:46:34,420
That's how the movie opens up.

1526
00:46:34,420 --> 00:46:37,140
And then she goes with the scuba instructor

1527
00:46:38,420 --> 00:46:40,020
for a private scuba lesson.

1528
00:46:40,020 --> 00:46:43,420
He comes in to check on him and he's banging his wife.

1529
00:46:43,420 --> 00:46:44,260
On their honeymoon.

1530
00:46:44,260 --> 00:46:45,100
On their fucking honeymoon.

1531
00:46:45,100 --> 00:46:46,620
Alex is hard as fuck right now.

1532
00:46:46,620 --> 00:46:47,460
Oh.

1533
00:46:47,460 --> 00:46:49,540
He's like, God, what movie is this?

1534
00:46:50,420 --> 00:46:51,260
A Long Cane Pauly.

1535
00:46:51,260 --> 00:46:52,700
And then he meets his girl named Pauly.

1536
00:46:52,700 --> 00:46:55,460
He's a risk management manager.

1537
00:46:55,460 --> 00:46:58,340
So his whole thing is like mitigating risk.

1538
00:46:58,340 --> 00:46:59,860
And then she's like a crazy,

1539
00:46:59,860 --> 00:47:02,300
it's Jennifer Aniston, she's just like a crazy girl.

1540
00:47:02,300 --> 00:47:04,700
But it's Bid Stiller being awkward through the whole thing.

1541
00:47:04,700 --> 00:47:06,060
It's so good.

1542
00:47:06,060 --> 00:47:06,900
It's hilarious.

1543
00:47:06,900 --> 00:47:07,820
So good.

1544
00:47:07,820 --> 00:47:09,900
No, it's crazy, that's Mo from The Simpsons too.

1545
00:47:09,900 --> 00:47:10,740
That is Mo.

1546
00:47:10,740 --> 00:47:14,940
And the dude that was on Quikky Mart, but they cut him.

1547
00:47:14,940 --> 00:47:16,260
Oh, cause he was Apu.

1548
00:47:16,260 --> 00:47:17,260
Yeah, Apu.

1549
00:47:17,260 --> 00:47:19,780
If you, that's bullshit that they cut him.

1550
00:47:19,780 --> 00:47:21,820
See, that's where the overcorrection shit came in.

1551
00:47:21,820 --> 00:47:23,060
Well no, Apu was still in it.

1552
00:47:23,060 --> 00:47:25,260
It's just voiced by the actual ending of that one.

1553
00:47:25,260 --> 00:47:26,380
Why?

1554
00:47:26,380 --> 00:47:27,300
It's acting.

1555
00:47:27,300 --> 00:47:29,860
I don't get where you're like,

1556
00:47:29,860 --> 00:47:31,580
this is not this type of person.

1557
00:47:31,580 --> 00:47:32,980
Who can, it's a fucking acting.

1558
00:47:32,980 --> 00:47:34,300
That's the whole point.

1559
00:47:34,300 --> 00:47:37,180
I'm getting a white guy to say nigga on this fucking podcast.

1560
00:47:37,180 --> 00:47:39,500
But it's not, I mean for the skit,

1561
00:47:39,500 --> 00:47:41,940
and people need to know it's acting.

1562
00:47:41,940 --> 00:47:44,020
And don't ruin this young person's life,

1563
00:47:44,020 --> 00:47:46,060
man or woman, I don't know which one's gonna do it yet.

1564
00:47:46,060 --> 00:47:47,420
Nobody said yes so far.

1565
00:47:47,420 --> 00:47:50,580
If DiCaprio can do it on Jay-O Unchained,

1566
00:47:50,580 --> 00:47:52,740
why can't we do it for our skit, man?

1567
00:47:52,740 --> 00:47:53,940
I think it's the budget.

1568
00:47:53,940 --> 00:47:54,780
I'm not gonna say it.

1569
00:47:54,780 --> 00:47:55,620
No.

1570
00:47:55,620 --> 00:47:57,460
What'd you say?

1571
00:47:57,460 --> 00:47:58,300
Just pay enough money?

1572
00:47:58,300 --> 00:47:59,120
No.

1573
00:47:59,120 --> 00:47:59,960
On camera.

1574
00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:02,900
I guarantee you there's at least one white comedian

1575
00:48:02,900 --> 00:48:03,740
here in Huntsville.

1576
00:48:03,740 --> 00:48:05,980
If you give them enough money, they'll say the N-word.

1577
00:48:05,980 --> 00:48:06,820
Oh man, dude.

1578
00:48:06,820 --> 00:48:07,660
I know one that,

1579
00:48:07,660 --> 00:48:10,740
there's probably one that can do it for free, man.

1580
00:48:10,740 --> 00:48:12,020
Who?

1581
00:48:12,020 --> 00:48:13,060
Brandon's friend.

1582
00:48:13,060 --> 00:48:13,900
No.

1583
00:48:13,900 --> 00:48:14,740
No.

1584
00:48:14,740 --> 00:48:16,740
No, yeah, he's like, no.

1585
00:48:16,740 --> 00:48:17,980
I forgot dude's name.

1586
00:48:17,980 --> 00:48:19,820
Okay, out of all the Huntsville comedians

1587
00:48:19,820 --> 00:48:20,660
that you've interviewed,

1588
00:48:20,660 --> 00:48:23,660
who do you think you could get to say the N-word they use?

1589
00:48:23,660 --> 00:48:24,500
Huntsville?

1590
00:48:24,500 --> 00:48:25,340
That we've interviewed?

1591
00:48:25,340 --> 00:48:26,180
Yeah.

1592
00:48:26,180 --> 00:48:28,020
Oh, that we've interviewed.

1593
00:48:28,020 --> 00:48:30,460
What if he's like, Nicky Johnson?

1594
00:48:30,460 --> 00:48:32,540
Okay, no, well they gotta be white.

1595
00:48:32,540 --> 00:48:33,820
That we've interviewed.

1596
00:48:33,820 --> 00:48:34,660
You've interviewed.

1597
00:48:34,660 --> 00:48:35,900
That we've interviewed, okay.

1598
00:48:35,900 --> 00:48:37,260
That we've interviewed.

1599
00:48:37,260 --> 00:48:39,820
So it can't be no comedian that we haven't interviewed,

1600
00:48:39,820 --> 00:48:41,300
that's gonna be one that we've interviewed.

1601
00:48:41,300 --> 00:48:42,140
Yeah.

1602
00:48:42,140 --> 00:48:43,820
I mean, that's not.

1603
00:48:43,820 --> 00:48:46,180
Why are you trying to forge it the way you are?

1604
00:48:46,180 --> 00:48:47,900
Cause now I'm trying to think, I'm like.

1605
00:48:47,900 --> 00:48:50,340
That means that he had somebody in mind.

1606
00:48:50,340 --> 00:48:51,180
Yeah.

1607
00:48:51,180 --> 00:48:52,020
Hold on, let me think.

1608
00:48:52,020 --> 00:48:53,820
So I can't say Louis C. K?

1609
00:48:53,820 --> 00:48:55,500
I know who he was gonna say.

1610
00:48:55,500 --> 00:48:56,340
No, we.

1611
00:48:56,340 --> 00:48:57,180
You know who he was gonna say.

1612
00:48:57,180 --> 00:48:59,580
Oh yeah, you know, he already said it.

1613
00:48:59,580 --> 00:49:01,220
Oh, from. What are you holding?

1614
00:49:04,060 --> 00:49:06,780
You're talking about the white boy from Birmingham?

1615
00:49:06,780 --> 00:49:07,860
Yes.

1616
00:49:07,860 --> 00:49:09,380
But he ain't in Huntsville comedy.

1617
00:49:09,380 --> 00:49:10,420
Yeah, you're right.

1618
00:49:10,420 --> 00:49:11,620
Huntsville comedy, that's.

1619
00:49:11,620 --> 00:49:12,700
Yeah.

1620
00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:15,220
One who drinks wines at wine at fucking open market.

1621
00:49:15,220 --> 00:49:17,860
I can totally see Charles Hood dropping it.

1622
00:49:17,860 --> 00:49:19,540
I think Charles Hood would do it for the art.

1623
00:49:19,540 --> 00:49:21,940
I think he would and I respect him more for it.

1624
00:49:21,940 --> 00:49:25,740
He will wait till there is a mass shooting and an open mic

1625
00:49:25,740 --> 00:49:27,300
and then he'll look at Don and be like,

1626
00:49:27,300 --> 00:49:28,620
we gotta get out of here.

1627
00:49:28,620 --> 00:49:29,700
He'll just drop it.

1628
00:49:29,700 --> 00:49:30,540
Yeah.

1629
00:49:30,540 --> 00:49:31,380
To provide.

1630
00:49:31,380 --> 00:49:32,820
I'm like, what the fuck is that?

1631
00:49:32,820 --> 00:49:34,980
Don could have one last hit of serotonin.

1632
00:49:34,980 --> 00:49:36,220
That would be nuts.

1633
00:49:36,220 --> 00:49:37,860
That would be wild as hell.

1634
00:49:37,860 --> 00:49:38,980
That would be nuts.

1635
00:49:40,660 --> 00:49:42,260
I can't think of anybody else.

1636
00:49:43,500 --> 00:49:44,940
That's a good sketch.

1637
00:49:44,940 --> 00:49:47,340
Being like, it's a white dude and a black dude

1638
00:49:47,340 --> 00:49:48,980
that are friends, they're in a mass shooting

1639
00:49:48,980 --> 00:49:50,700
and the white dude drops the embalm,

1640
00:49:50,700 --> 00:49:53,140
but like hard R, cause he thinks they're gonna die

1641
00:49:53,140 --> 00:49:54,580
and then the cops show up.

1642
00:49:54,580 --> 00:49:55,420
Damn.

1643
00:49:55,420 --> 00:49:56,540
It's sunny.

1644
00:49:56,540 --> 00:49:57,380
What?

1645
00:49:57,380 --> 00:50:00,980
The dog shit and the piano falling.

1646
00:50:00,980 --> 00:50:02,580
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

1647
00:50:02,580 --> 00:50:04,660
But that's, that was the.

1648
00:50:04,660 --> 00:50:05,500
It was a gay slur.

1649
00:50:05,500 --> 00:50:07,020
Yeah, that was the gay slur.

1650
00:50:07,020 --> 00:50:08,540
We're talking about hard R.

1651
00:50:08,540 --> 00:50:11,500
But still a slur, so technically he's saying like,

1652
00:50:11,500 --> 00:50:12,780
doesn't matter, you're still doing it,

1653
00:50:12,780 --> 00:50:14,420
it's the same bit.

1654
00:50:14,420 --> 00:50:15,260
Oh.

1655
00:50:15,260 --> 00:50:17,260
Don't tell Jay that, I didn't fucking break it up.

1656
00:50:17,260 --> 00:50:18,660
Why are you looking at me?

1657
00:50:18,660 --> 00:50:19,740
Cause you were defending it the most.

1658
00:50:19,740 --> 00:50:21,300
Yeah, okay.

1659
00:50:21,300 --> 00:50:24,340
I've only seen the always sunny that Dom's played at the.

1660
00:50:24,340 --> 00:50:25,180
Yeah.

1661
00:50:25,180 --> 00:50:26,940
I'm on season two still, so.

1662
00:50:26,940 --> 00:50:27,780
Of what?

1663
00:50:27,780 --> 00:50:29,100
Always sunny in Philadelphia.

1664
00:50:29,100 --> 00:50:30,940
You look so bad.

1665
00:50:30,940 --> 00:50:34,260
I took a little break, like I'm on episode four, but.

1666
00:50:34,260 --> 00:50:35,340
How long was the break?

1667
00:50:35,340 --> 00:50:36,180
I love it, man.

1668
00:50:36,180 --> 00:50:37,020
You love it?

1669
00:50:37,020 --> 00:50:37,980
How long was the break?

1670
00:50:37,980 --> 00:50:39,700
Man, it was like November.

1671
00:50:40,780 --> 00:50:42,300
I just want you to know, they get funnier

1672
00:50:42,300 --> 00:50:45,140
because you're gonna get more kind of into.

1673
00:50:45,140 --> 00:50:45,980
The character.

1674
00:50:45,980 --> 00:50:48,060
Modern comedy, yeah, like it's gonna start getting

1675
00:50:48,060 --> 00:50:49,460
with the times now.

1676
00:50:49,460 --> 00:50:51,620
And you understand the characters,

1677
00:50:51,620 --> 00:50:53,740
but you should really hurry the fuck up.

1678
00:50:53,740 --> 00:50:56,540
I know, yeah, I gotta watch Kirby and through the album too.

1679
00:50:56,540 --> 00:50:57,380
Oh, that's great.

1680
00:50:57,380 --> 00:50:58,220
Okay, that's so good.

1681
00:50:58,220 --> 00:50:59,060
And the 70's show.

1682
00:50:59,060 --> 00:50:59,900
You will love that.

1683
00:50:59,900 --> 00:51:02,700
I'll take the finish, how I met your mother.

1684
00:51:02,700 --> 00:51:05,100
Sit in the, well, put those to the end.

1685
00:51:05,100 --> 00:51:06,500
I've been watching Seinfeld now.

1686
00:51:06,500 --> 00:51:07,340
Now that's the shit.

1687
00:51:07,340 --> 00:51:08,300
I love Seinfeld.

1688
00:51:08,300 --> 00:51:09,820
That can be on the TV at all times.

1689
00:51:09,820 --> 00:51:12,260
I got the full Lego set in that like room.

1690
00:51:12,260 --> 00:51:13,100
Oh, really?

1691
00:51:13,100 --> 00:51:13,940
Yeah, you remember the Lego set there?

1692
00:51:13,940 --> 00:51:14,780
Were you able to put it together?

1693
00:51:14,780 --> 00:51:16,100
Oh, completely, I don't know.

1694
00:51:16,100 --> 00:51:16,940
I heard that.

1695
00:51:16,940 --> 00:51:18,900
Did you need the instructions?

1696
00:51:18,900 --> 00:51:19,740
Yes, yeah.

1697
00:51:19,740 --> 00:51:20,580
Of course.

1698
00:51:20,580 --> 00:51:21,420
You remember?

1699
00:51:21,420 --> 00:51:22,260
I don't know, you could be one of them.

1700
00:51:22,260 --> 00:51:23,100
Oh, yeah.

1701
00:51:23,100 --> 00:51:24,700
Not one of them, I wish.

1702
00:51:24,700 --> 00:51:28,660
But dude, you know that action figure I had of me?

1703
00:51:28,660 --> 00:51:30,660
That comedian, that was the Seinfeld

1704
00:51:30,660 --> 00:51:33,540
when I just switched like a Black Harry Potter character

1705
00:51:33,540 --> 00:51:37,140
and put his head on there and took off Jerry Seinfeld's head

1706
00:51:37,140 --> 00:51:38,820
and then took his like stage.

1707
00:51:39,860 --> 00:51:41,500
Cause it came with like a comedy stage.

1708
00:51:41,500 --> 00:51:42,940
And you just used Lego?

1709
00:51:42,940 --> 00:51:43,780
Yep.

1710
00:51:43,780 --> 00:51:45,660
Oh, that's that was Richard Pryor.

1711
00:51:45,660 --> 00:51:47,620
No, that's me, I just built it.

1712
00:51:47,620 --> 00:51:49,460
I just took like different Lego characters

1713
00:51:49,460 --> 00:51:50,300
and made it into me.

1714
00:51:50,300 --> 00:51:51,620
That's right.

1715
00:51:51,620 --> 00:51:53,780
We need that for the shelf behind you.

1716
00:51:53,780 --> 00:51:55,100
You do, you do.

1717
00:51:55,100 --> 00:51:57,860
You know Seinfeld dated an old girl in high school?

1718
00:51:57,860 --> 00:51:58,700
Yeah.

1719
00:51:58,700 --> 00:51:59,860
Yeah, it was a different time.

1720
00:51:59,860 --> 00:52:00,700
That day.

1721
00:52:00,700 --> 00:52:02,820
It was a different time.

1722
00:52:02,820 --> 00:52:04,620
Different time, it was the 90s.

1723
00:52:04,620 --> 00:52:06,100
It was in 93.

1724
00:52:06,100 --> 00:52:07,420
Yeah, it was like the other day.

1725
00:52:07,420 --> 00:52:08,260
The things were different.

1726
00:52:08,260 --> 00:52:10,060
Well, like yesterday.

1727
00:52:10,060 --> 00:52:12,100
For Brandon, that was last week, dude.

1728
00:52:12,100 --> 00:52:13,660
Plus I kinda wanted to be there, man.

1729
00:52:13,660 --> 00:52:15,020
Well, who was that guy?

1730
00:52:15,020 --> 00:52:17,260
I can't remember who it was, but it was like,

1731
00:52:17,260 --> 00:52:18,660
I know a lot of rock stars did it,

1732
00:52:18,660 --> 00:52:21,140
but the guy that played, he was a guitar player,

1733
00:52:21,140 --> 00:52:23,580
and he was like, yeah, I was banging this girl,

1734
00:52:23,580 --> 00:52:25,180
and then she told me she was 14,

1735
00:52:25,180 --> 00:52:29,020
so fucked her one last time and then sent her home.

1736
00:52:29,020 --> 00:52:30,540
Is he still alive or is he dead?

1737
00:52:30,540 --> 00:52:31,540
He wrote it in his book.

1738
00:52:31,540 --> 00:52:32,940
That's insane.

1739
00:52:32,940 --> 00:52:33,780
That's crazy.

1740
00:52:33,780 --> 00:52:36,020
It might have been Clapton, dude.

1741
00:52:36,020 --> 00:52:36,860
Is he living or is he dead?

1742
00:52:36,860 --> 00:52:38,260
I'm not gonna lie, it might have been.

1743
00:52:38,260 --> 00:52:39,100
They're all dead, dude.

1744
00:52:39,100 --> 00:52:39,940
So what, with the Kurt Cobain?

1745
00:52:39,940 --> 00:52:41,780
And if they're not, you know, they're on the way.

1746
00:52:41,780 --> 00:52:43,900
I'm just guessing, I don't know much people like that.

1747
00:52:43,900 --> 00:52:45,340
Before that.

1748
00:52:45,340 --> 00:52:46,380
Avi Osborne.

1749
00:52:46,380 --> 00:52:47,780
Somebody from Led Zeppelin.

1750
00:52:48,580 --> 00:52:51,860
Probably somebody from Motley Crue.

1751
00:52:51,860 --> 00:52:53,140
They had the book, The Dirt.

1752
00:52:53,140 --> 00:52:53,980
Yeah, whenever they...

1753
00:52:53,980 --> 00:52:54,820
You ever like them?

1754
00:52:54,820 --> 00:52:55,660
Yeah!

1755
00:52:57,220 --> 00:52:59,460
Shout out, we don't kill Tony, kill things.

1756
00:52:59,460 --> 00:53:00,780
We have to applaud his button action.

1757
00:53:00,780 --> 00:53:01,620
Hell yeah.

1758
00:53:01,620 --> 00:53:02,460
Hell yeah.

1759
00:53:02,460 --> 00:53:03,300
Kill Tony.

1760
00:53:03,300 --> 00:53:04,940
Yeah!

1761
00:53:04,940 --> 00:53:07,420
That was bad, I didn't mean to make you do that shit.

1762
00:53:07,420 --> 00:53:08,380
It cracked.

1763
00:53:09,740 --> 00:53:10,580
I respect it.

1764
00:53:10,580 --> 00:53:13,340
Man, I hate that, though.

1765
00:53:13,340 --> 00:53:15,660
You did something this weekend, didn't you?

1766
00:53:15,660 --> 00:53:17,940
You still got your outfit on.

1767
00:53:17,940 --> 00:53:21,500
Oh yeah, we shot the intro to the Bryce,

1768
00:53:21,500 --> 00:53:23,700
a new intro to the Bryce and Syfy show.

1769
00:53:23,700 --> 00:53:25,580
The new revamped Bryce and Syfy show.

1770
00:53:25,580 --> 00:53:27,300
So whenever this next episode come out,

1771
00:53:27,300 --> 00:53:29,100
they're gonna be every, what day?

1772
00:53:29,100 --> 00:53:29,940
Tuesday.

1773
00:53:29,940 --> 00:53:30,780
Every Tuesday.

1774
00:53:30,780 --> 00:53:31,620
It's a Bryce and Syfy...

1775
00:53:31,620 --> 00:53:32,460
Every other Tuesday.

1776
00:53:32,460 --> 00:53:34,340
Every other Tuesday is a Bryce and Syfy Tuesday.

1777
00:53:34,340 --> 00:53:37,300
Yeah, Bryce and Syfy Tuesday.

1778
00:53:37,300 --> 00:53:42,300
We're gonna have a new background, new Charlie Swisher.

1779
00:53:42,620 --> 00:53:43,460
Did the music.

1780
00:53:43,460 --> 00:53:45,060
Did the music, and you guys killed the...

1781
00:53:45,060 --> 00:53:46,540
Oh my God, that was so...

1782
00:53:46,540 --> 00:53:48,100
We were in the thrift store.

1783
00:53:50,300 --> 00:53:51,940
I was telling JJ this, he didn't believe me,

1784
00:53:51,940 --> 00:53:55,020
I was like, you were the one that was the most embarrassed

1785
00:53:55,020 --> 00:53:55,860
and not Bryce.

1786
00:53:55,860 --> 00:53:57,420
Bryce didn't give a fuck, and you were embarrassed.

1787
00:53:57,420 --> 00:53:58,580
I'm shocked by that.

1788
00:53:58,580 --> 00:53:59,420
You were embarrassed.

1789
00:53:59,420 --> 00:54:02,500
I was embarrassed because I was under the influence

1790
00:54:02,500 --> 00:54:03,780
and I was paranoid.

1791
00:54:04,900 --> 00:54:07,700
At one point I went up to Bryce and I was like,

1792
00:54:07,700 --> 00:54:09,820
I keep thinking people are looking at us.

1793
00:54:09,820 --> 00:54:10,660
They definitely were.

1794
00:54:10,660 --> 00:54:11,500
But I know they're not.

1795
00:54:11,500 --> 00:54:13,100
And he was like, no they are.

1796
00:54:13,100 --> 00:54:15,940
Oh.

1797
00:54:15,940 --> 00:54:16,780
I hate those kind of people.

1798
00:54:16,780 --> 00:54:18,260
I felt comfortable.

1799
00:54:18,260 --> 00:54:20,820
It was just, I felt comfortable.

1800
00:54:20,820 --> 00:54:23,180
I just didn't like some of the looks I got,

1801
00:54:23,180 --> 00:54:25,340
especially from black people.

1802
00:54:25,340 --> 00:54:28,020
Like when we, I'm trying to remember where we went

1803
00:54:28,020 --> 00:54:30,260
because Dom just started parading us around at one point.

1804
00:54:30,260 --> 00:54:32,340
See, see what I told you?

1805
00:54:32,340 --> 00:54:33,740
That's exact verbiage.

1806
00:54:33,740 --> 00:54:36,060
Yeah, no, no, no, because we went somewhere,

1807
00:54:36,060 --> 00:54:37,460
he was, oh, we went to the Dollar Store.

1808
00:54:37,460 --> 00:54:39,140
Dollar Tree to get guns.

1809
00:54:39,140 --> 00:54:40,660
He was like, we're going to get guns.

1810
00:54:40,660 --> 00:54:41,620
America.

1811
00:54:41,620 --> 00:54:43,540
No, we ain't got guns.

1812
00:54:43,540 --> 00:54:44,980
Getting to Walmart.

1813
00:54:44,980 --> 00:54:46,980
Because it was literally right next door.

1814
00:54:46,980 --> 00:54:49,020
It's not like we went somewhere else.

1815
00:54:49,020 --> 00:54:49,860
I don't know, man.

1816
00:54:49,860 --> 00:54:50,700
And then you ain't someone to march in.

1817
00:54:50,700 --> 00:54:52,260
And then you got your tummy full.

1818
00:54:53,780 --> 00:54:55,820
That's how you ever patronize me like that again.

1819
00:54:55,820 --> 00:54:57,220
I'm a man, damn it.

1820
00:54:57,220 --> 00:54:59,820
You're wearing Jared's jeans right now.

1821
00:54:59,820 --> 00:55:01,700
Yo, by the way, those guns are cool as hell.

1822
00:55:01,700 --> 00:55:02,540
Yeah.

1823
00:55:02,540 --> 00:55:04,540
Damn, you're talking about your fat ass?

1824
00:55:04,540 --> 00:55:07,500
No, the jeans that he get, the new skinny jeans.

1825
00:55:07,500 --> 00:55:08,340
Yeah.

1826
00:55:08,340 --> 00:55:09,180
No, no.

1827
00:55:09,180 --> 00:55:10,500
Every time I think of Jared with jeans.

1828
00:55:10,500 --> 00:55:12,340
I can actually be his.

1829
00:55:12,340 --> 00:55:14,260
That's the thing.

1830
00:55:14,260 --> 00:55:15,340
But it's a teardrop.

1831
00:55:15,340 --> 00:55:16,180
What type?

1832
00:55:16,180 --> 00:55:17,700
Oh, god.

1833
00:55:17,700 --> 00:55:19,820
Okay, let me put that down.

1834
00:55:19,820 --> 00:55:20,660
I was like, what type of skin?

1835
00:55:20,660 --> 00:55:22,580
It might have been him crying.

1836
00:55:22,580 --> 00:55:23,420
It wasn't.

1837
00:55:25,540 --> 00:55:27,820
Did y'all see the documentary with him?

1838
00:55:27,820 --> 00:55:28,660
About him?

1839
00:55:28,660 --> 00:55:29,780
Yeah, he's an animal, dude.

1840
00:55:29,780 --> 00:55:31,580
It's not even about him being an animal.

1841
00:55:31,580 --> 00:55:34,180
He is the worst predator of all time.

1842
00:55:34,180 --> 00:55:35,260
Because what he's out with.

1843
00:55:35,260 --> 00:55:36,620
He was just so out with it.

1844
00:55:36,620 --> 00:55:38,980
The lady was like, this is the first day I met him.

1845
00:55:38,980 --> 00:55:41,820
And he was like, you got any more pictures of your kids?

1846
00:55:41,820 --> 00:55:42,940
I was like, who is that?

1847
00:55:42,940 --> 00:55:43,780
Who is that?

1848
00:55:43,780 --> 00:55:45,340
Why are you that bad?

1849
00:55:45,340 --> 00:55:46,700
No, my guy could have got killed.

1850
00:55:46,700 --> 00:55:47,540
You say that.

1851
00:55:47,540 --> 00:55:48,380
What are you talking about?

1852
00:55:48,380 --> 00:55:50,140
You got any more pictures of your kids?

1853
00:55:50,140 --> 00:55:51,060
Like, what you mean?

1854
00:55:51,060 --> 00:55:52,140
Devil's advocate.

1855
00:55:52,140 --> 00:55:53,820
Wait, who said this?

1856
00:55:53,820 --> 00:55:55,420
Jared from Subway.

1857
00:55:55,420 --> 00:55:56,260
You didn't know about Jared?

1858
00:55:56,260 --> 00:55:58,380
No, I know completely about that dumb ass.

1859
00:55:58,380 --> 00:56:00,060
Oh, he knows all about Jared.

1860
00:56:00,060 --> 00:56:00,900
Fuck Jared.

1861
00:56:00,900 --> 00:56:01,740
It's about that time.

1862
00:56:01,740 --> 00:56:02,580
Should have went to Jared.

1863
00:56:02,580 --> 00:56:04,660
Man, somebody need to beat the ones with bad gas.

1864
00:56:04,660 --> 00:56:05,500
You know what I mean?

1865
00:56:05,500 --> 00:56:06,940
His mom came over and was like, Brandon.

1866
00:56:06,940 --> 00:56:08,820
We got something to tell you about Jared.

1867
00:56:08,820 --> 00:56:11,260
He said, the nice man with the sandwiches.

1868
00:56:11,260 --> 00:56:12,460
Man.

1869
00:56:12,460 --> 00:56:13,540
Did you like him at first?

1870
00:56:13,540 --> 00:56:15,620
No, I never liked that dude.

1871
00:56:15,620 --> 00:56:16,460
You probably do.

1872
00:56:16,460 --> 00:56:17,300
You remember when that was?

1873
00:56:17,300 --> 00:56:18,140
Oh yeah, I do.

1874
00:56:18,140 --> 00:56:19,220
I was a kid during that time.

1875
00:56:19,220 --> 00:56:20,060
I was really young.

1876
00:56:20,060 --> 00:56:21,300
That was the worst time to be a kid.

1877
00:56:21,300 --> 00:56:22,820
Man.

1878
00:56:22,820 --> 00:56:24,620
So you don't remember him when he would show off

1879
00:56:24,620 --> 00:56:25,460
his big drawers?

1880
00:56:25,460 --> 00:56:26,300
I do.

1881
00:56:26,300 --> 00:56:27,700
I used to see the commercials and stuff.

1882
00:56:27,700 --> 00:56:31,340
When I was a child, in school myself.

1883
00:56:31,340 --> 00:56:33,220
Which, by the way, we did have PE teachers

1884
00:56:33,220 --> 00:56:34,820
that got in trouble a couple years later.

1885
00:56:34,820 --> 00:56:35,780
Because of depression?

1886
00:56:35,780 --> 00:56:38,300
Yeah, but what's funny is my mom used to always keep me away

1887
00:56:38,300 --> 00:56:39,660
from that dude, because my mom always knew.

1888
00:56:39,660 --> 00:56:42,260
And she was always like, see, I told you.

1889
00:56:42,260 --> 00:56:44,780
The weird thing is, man, when I was in elementary school,

1890
00:56:44,780 --> 00:56:47,700
we had a gym, our PE teacher, like the main coach,

1891
00:56:47,700 --> 00:56:49,180
his name was Jared.

1892
00:56:49,180 --> 00:56:50,500
And he looked like him.

1893
00:56:50,500 --> 00:56:51,340
Damn.

1894
00:56:51,340 --> 00:56:52,620
He was a white dude with glasses

1895
00:56:52,620 --> 00:56:55,860
and that crew cut type, you know.

1896
00:56:55,860 --> 00:56:57,620
It wasn't him, but it like.

1897
00:56:57,620 --> 00:56:59,060
It definitely was him.

1898
00:56:59,060 --> 00:57:00,540
Damn, man.

1899
00:57:00,540 --> 00:57:02,460
Your school just was so shitty,

1900
00:57:02,460 --> 00:57:04,220
somebody could just walk in and be like,

1901
00:57:04,220 --> 00:57:05,940
start doing jumping jacks.

1902
00:57:05,940 --> 00:57:06,780
You come here.

1903
00:57:06,780 --> 00:57:07,620
Man, that's terrible.

1904
00:57:07,620 --> 00:57:09,140
Come here.

1905
00:57:09,140 --> 00:57:10,900
The Bill Burr, Billy Corgan thing,

1906
00:57:10,900 --> 00:57:12,460
it might have been his brother.

1907
00:57:12,460 --> 00:57:13,300
Maybe.

1908
00:57:13,300 --> 00:57:14,120
Damn.

1909
00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:14,960
They're both named Billy.

1910
00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:15,800
Long lost.

1911
00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:16,620
Both named Jared.

1912
00:57:16,620 --> 00:57:18,340
Oh yeah, have you ever seen that thing

1913
00:57:18,340 --> 00:57:21,620
about the twin brothers who were separated at birth,

1914
00:57:21,620 --> 00:57:23,940
but then lived almost the exact same life?

1915
00:57:23,940 --> 00:57:24,780
Yeah.

1916
00:57:24,780 --> 00:57:25,600
That's nuts.

1917
00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:26,440
That's crazy.

1918
00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:27,900
Didn't they die of suicide or was that another?

1919
00:57:27,900 --> 00:57:29,740
No, I don't think so.

1920
00:57:29,740 --> 00:57:31,420
Did they both do it or just one?

1921
00:57:33,060 --> 00:57:34,140
No, they both did it.

1922
00:57:34,140 --> 00:57:34,980
They both did it.

1923
00:57:34,980 --> 00:57:36,820
I think it was like an experiment or something that happened.

1924
00:57:36,820 --> 00:57:37,780
But it was weird.

1925
00:57:37,780 --> 00:57:41,460
They both married a woman with the same name,

1926
00:57:41,460 --> 00:57:43,420
then divorced them, then married a different woman

1927
00:57:43,420 --> 00:57:44,380
and they had the same name.

1928
00:57:44,380 --> 00:57:45,220
That's fantastic.

1929
00:57:45,220 --> 00:57:46,980
Their dogs had the same name.

1930
00:57:46,980 --> 00:57:47,800
Oh wow.

1931
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:49,160
They both had the same name.

1932
00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:51,460
They both were named like James Allen, well you know.

1933
00:57:51,460 --> 00:57:52,300
Wives.

1934
00:57:52,300 --> 00:57:53,140
Yes.

1935
00:57:53,140 --> 00:57:54,300
But it was everything was,

1936
00:57:54,300 --> 00:57:56,820
they were in a similar career field,

1937
00:57:56,820 --> 00:57:58,020
everything was the same.

1938
00:57:58,020 --> 00:57:58,860
Right.

1939
00:57:58,860 --> 00:58:01,500
Do you know any twins?

1940
00:58:01,500 --> 00:58:02,340
Yeah.

1941
00:58:02,340 --> 00:58:03,160
Yeah, I did.

1942
00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:04,000
No, I didn't.

1943
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:05,960
When I was a kid, I had twins that liked me.

1944
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:06,800
Oh, okay.

1945
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:07,640
Yes, they did.

1946
00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:08,660
They were crazy about me.

1947
00:58:08,660 --> 00:58:09,500
Thank you.

1948
00:58:09,500 --> 00:58:10,340
What was his name?

1949
00:58:10,340 --> 00:58:12,180
No, it was like two years till age.

1950
00:58:12,180 --> 00:58:13,020
I'm sorry.

1951
00:58:13,020 --> 00:58:14,140
Me slapping.

1952
00:58:14,140 --> 00:58:14,980
But no.

1953
00:58:14,980 --> 00:58:15,820
Yeah.

1954
00:58:15,820 --> 00:58:17,620
I was very happy as a kid

1955
00:58:17,620 --> 00:58:19,860
because that never happened again to me when I was young.

1956
00:58:19,860 --> 00:58:21,060
Oh, it freaked you out?

1957
00:58:21,060 --> 00:58:22,660
No, I was enjoying it.

1958
00:58:22,660 --> 00:58:24,220
I was like, this is crazy.

1959
00:58:24,220 --> 00:58:25,540
This never happened.

1960
00:58:25,540 --> 00:58:26,860
It never did again.

1961
00:58:26,860 --> 00:58:29,460
Were they not, they didn't go to your school or something?

1962
00:58:29,460 --> 00:58:30,460
No, they were in my school.

1963
00:58:30,460 --> 00:58:31,620
No, no, it did not.

1964
00:58:31,620 --> 00:58:33,100
I'm talking about when I was a kid.

1965
00:58:33,100 --> 00:58:34,540
I'm talking about when it happened again.

1966
00:58:34,540 --> 00:58:35,380
Nobody ever loves me.

1967
00:58:35,380 --> 00:58:36,980
I'm talking about when I was a kid here.

1968
00:58:36,980 --> 00:58:37,820
It does now.

1969
00:58:37,820 --> 00:58:39,140
But I'm talking about like through those years as a child.

1970
00:58:39,140 --> 00:58:39,980
No, I know, I know.

1971
00:58:39,980 --> 00:58:40,820
I'm messing with you.

1972
00:58:40,820 --> 00:58:41,660
Nah, this is good.

1973
00:58:41,660 --> 00:58:43,300
But yeah.

1974
00:58:44,300 --> 00:58:46,020
Yeah, they went to my school.

1975
00:58:46,020 --> 00:58:49,020
Speaking of unidentified, oh, speaking of twins, my bad.

1976
00:58:49,020 --> 00:58:51,620
Have y'all seen that thing called unidentified twins

1977
00:58:51,620 --> 00:58:53,740
with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Dan DeVito?

1978
00:58:53,740 --> 00:58:56,100
Arnold Schwarzenegger.

1979
00:58:56,100 --> 00:58:57,700
Are you just talking about the movie Twins?

1980
00:58:57,700 --> 00:58:58,540
No.

1981
00:58:58,540 --> 00:59:00,300
Yeah, with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Dan DeVito.

1982
00:59:00,300 --> 00:59:01,140
No.

1983
00:59:01,140 --> 00:59:03,380
Arnold Schwarzenegger.

1984
00:59:03,380 --> 00:59:04,220
How do you say it?

1985
00:59:04,220 --> 00:59:05,060
Negger.

1986
00:59:05,060 --> 00:59:05,900
Negger.

1987
00:59:05,900 --> 00:59:06,740
Negger.

1988
00:59:06,740 --> 00:59:08,580
Yeah, you're saying negger.

1989
00:59:08,580 --> 00:59:09,980
You're saying Arnold Schwarzenegger.

1990
00:59:09,980 --> 00:59:12,860
So dude, I don't know, Schwarzenegger?

1991
00:59:12,860 --> 00:59:13,700
Negger, yeah.

1992
00:59:13,700 --> 00:59:16,540
Dude, I'm trying to say, you know what I'm saying?

1993
00:59:16,540 --> 00:59:19,020
You sound like Alex trying to get a free one.

1994
00:59:19,020 --> 00:59:21,020
Damn, man.

1995
00:59:21,020 --> 00:59:22,700
So they just called twins?

1996
00:59:22,700 --> 00:59:23,540
Yeah, they just called twins.

1997
00:59:23,540 --> 00:59:24,380
They just called, what'd you say?

1998
00:59:24,380 --> 00:59:25,220
Unidentified.

1999
00:59:25,220 --> 00:59:28,980
They were unidentified though.

2000
00:59:28,980 --> 00:59:31,300
I just saw that for the first time last Saturday.

2001
00:59:31,300 --> 00:59:32,120
It was good, right?

2002
00:59:32,120 --> 00:59:32,960
Great.

2003
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:33,800
Funny.

2004
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:34,640
Very good.

2005
00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:36,740
Yeah, that was great.

2006
00:59:36,740 --> 00:59:39,100
Have you ever seen Daddy Day Care?

2007
00:59:39,100 --> 00:59:40,740
The first one, not the second one.

2008
00:59:40,740 --> 00:59:42,140
It was like years ago.

2009
00:59:42,140 --> 00:59:43,900
I don't even remember what fully happened.

2010
00:59:43,900 --> 00:59:45,580
I just know Eddie Murphy was on there

2011
00:59:45,580 --> 00:59:47,900
and then the dude from Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

2012
00:59:47,900 --> 00:59:48,740
Yeah.

2013
00:59:48,740 --> 00:59:50,580
You guys seen Diary of a Wimpy Kid?

2014
00:59:50,580 --> 00:59:51,420
No.

2015
00:59:51,420 --> 00:59:52,240
Oh man.

2016
00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:53,080
They're good.

2017
00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:53,920
Amazing movie.

2018
00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:55,620
One of the best, that was my childhood.

2019
00:59:55,620 --> 00:59:57,660
Like I remember watching that movie.

2020
00:59:57,660 --> 00:59:58,700
You remember Frigley?

2021
00:59:58,700 --> 00:59:59,540
Oh man, dude.

2022
00:59:59,540 --> 01:00:00,380
Yeah.

2023
01:00:00,380 --> 01:00:01,220
It just reminds me of Frigley.

2024
01:00:01,220 --> 01:00:02,340
Roderick was my favorite.

2025
01:00:02,340 --> 01:00:03,180
Oh no.

2026
01:00:03,180 --> 01:00:04,000
Okay, you type it.

2027
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:05,220
I knew bitch ass Roderick.

2028
01:00:05,220 --> 01:00:06,540
I liked the OG Roderick.

2029
01:00:06,540 --> 01:00:07,380
Damn.

2030
01:00:07,380 --> 01:00:10,620
This caused a whole internet controversy

2031
01:00:10,620 --> 01:00:14,140
because they replaced that actor that played Roderick.

2032
01:00:14,140 --> 01:00:15,260
Who the hell is Roderick?

2033
01:00:15,260 --> 01:00:16,380
He's the older brother.

2034
01:00:16,380 --> 01:00:18,500
He had a band called Loaded Diaper.

2035
01:00:18,500 --> 01:00:19,340
Yep.

2036
01:00:19,340 --> 01:00:20,180
And they had a band.

2037
01:00:20,180 --> 01:00:21,740
That looks like David Lyman.

2038
01:00:21,740 --> 01:00:22,580
Let me show you Roderick.

2039
01:00:22,580 --> 01:00:24,420
No, he is basically David Lyman.

2040
01:00:24,420 --> 01:00:27,620
It has said Roderick for the past five or six minutes.

2041
01:00:27,620 --> 01:00:28,460
That's the OG Roderick.

2042
01:00:28,460 --> 01:00:30,300
That's the OG right there.

2043
01:00:30,300 --> 01:00:31,500
The tall dude or the short one?

2044
01:00:31,500 --> 01:00:32,340
No, the tall dude.

2045
01:00:32,340 --> 01:00:33,180
He's the older brother.

2046
01:00:33,180 --> 01:00:34,900
Okay, can we get a side by side?

2047
01:00:34,900 --> 01:00:35,940
Can you type in,

2048
01:00:35,940 --> 01:00:39,020
die of a wimpy kid Roderick knew in the group?

2049
01:00:39,020 --> 01:00:41,420
You're gonna see the problem immediately.

2050
01:00:41,420 --> 01:00:42,260
Let's put new.

2051
01:00:42,260 --> 01:00:44,380
No, I'm gonna put comparison.

2052
01:00:44,380 --> 01:00:46,820
Hold on, because trust me, he wants the comparison.

2053
01:00:46,820 --> 01:00:47,660
No.

2054
01:00:47,660 --> 01:00:48,500
You didn't like that?

2055
01:00:48,500 --> 01:00:50,980
You didn't like that Roderick was?

2056
01:00:50,980 --> 01:00:53,060
He looks like Alex E with a bob.

2057
01:00:53,060 --> 01:00:54,180
Oh God.

2058
01:00:54,180 --> 01:00:55,020
Yeah.

2059
01:00:55,020 --> 01:00:57,140
That dude on the right is drawing.

2060
01:00:57,140 --> 01:00:57,980
I feel bad though.

2061
01:00:57,980 --> 01:00:59,100
People don't look like that, man.

2062
01:00:59,100 --> 01:00:59,940
You know who he looks like?

2063
01:00:59,940 --> 01:01:01,420
You remember Lilo and Stitch?

2064
01:01:01,420 --> 01:01:02,260
Yeah.

2065
01:01:02,260 --> 01:01:04,020
The yellow one, the yellow.

2066
01:01:04,020 --> 01:01:04,860
Peebly?

2067
01:01:04,860 --> 01:01:06,100
With the one eye?

2068
01:01:06,100 --> 01:01:07,500
No, it's an alien.

2069
01:01:07,500 --> 01:01:08,340
With the one eye?

2070
01:01:08,340 --> 01:01:09,160
Yeah, with the one eye.

2071
01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:10,000
He looks like that.

2072
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:10,840
Looks like Lil Tay.

2073
01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:13,420
He was the first trans person in the Disney movie.

2074
01:01:13,420 --> 01:01:14,260
For real?

2075
01:01:14,260 --> 01:01:15,220
Weebly.

2076
01:01:15,220 --> 01:01:16,060
Oh, for real?

2077
01:01:16,060 --> 01:01:17,420
He looked trans, I think he was.

2078
01:01:17,420 --> 01:01:19,900
He didn't do that shit out there.

2079
01:01:19,900 --> 01:01:20,740
He was an alien.

2080
01:01:20,740 --> 01:01:21,580
But.

2081
01:01:21,580 --> 01:01:22,420
He didn't do that shit out there.

2082
01:01:22,420 --> 01:01:23,340
That's nuts.

2083
01:01:23,340 --> 01:01:25,620
The guy on the right, the new Roderick,

2084
01:01:25,620 --> 01:01:26,900
this ruined his career.

2085
01:01:26,900 --> 01:01:27,740
It did, I feel bad for him.

2086
01:01:27,740 --> 01:01:29,820
People hated him so fucking much.

2087
01:01:29,820 --> 01:01:32,700
He did an interview like maybe a year ago.

2088
01:01:32,700 --> 01:01:36,180
This was like six or seven years ago.

2089
01:01:36,180 --> 01:01:37,420
A year ago he did an interview.

2090
01:01:37,420 --> 01:01:39,820
He was like, that fucked my entire life up.

2091
01:01:39,820 --> 01:01:41,500
Nobody would cast me in anything.

2092
01:01:41,500 --> 01:01:42,340
I feel bad for him.

2093
01:01:42,340 --> 01:01:43,180
I mean, look at him.

2094
01:01:43,180 --> 01:01:45,020
I don't like to look at him.

2095
01:01:45,020 --> 01:01:46,020
He scares me.

2096
01:01:46,020 --> 01:01:46,860
You know what's messed up?

2097
01:01:46,860 --> 01:01:49,100
You and I are old enough that if we knew him,

2098
01:01:49,100 --> 01:01:53,620
we'd be like, bruh, nobody is taking this that serious.

2099
01:01:53,620 --> 01:01:55,740
Because even now I find it crazy

2100
01:01:55,740 --> 01:01:57,540
that y'all ruined a man's career.

2101
01:01:57,540 --> 01:01:58,980
Not me, I didn't care.

2102
01:01:58,980 --> 01:02:01,660
But it was called Not My Roderick.

2103
01:02:01,660 --> 01:02:02,660
That was the movement.

2104
01:02:02,660 --> 01:02:03,500
Damn.

2105
01:02:03,500 --> 01:02:04,340
Hashtag Not My Roderick.

2106
01:02:04,340 --> 01:02:05,180
I felt bad for him.

2107
01:02:05,180 --> 01:02:06,900
He got no country for hair.

2108
01:02:06,900 --> 01:02:09,340
No country for old man hair.

2109
01:02:09,340 --> 01:02:11,620
He do got that Laura Farquaad.

2110
01:02:11,620 --> 01:02:12,940
No country for hair.

2111
01:02:14,300 --> 01:02:15,380
Like Dora, you know.

2112
01:02:15,380 --> 01:02:16,220
They have to go.

2113
01:02:16,220 --> 01:02:17,060
They got a lot of hair.

2114
01:02:17,060 --> 01:02:19,380
Like Bob's Burgers, what's that lady's name?

2115
01:02:19,380 --> 01:02:20,220
Tina?

2116
01:02:20,220 --> 01:02:21,060
Tina, yeah.

2117
01:02:21,060 --> 01:02:22,460
Oh, I love Tina.

2118
01:02:22,460 --> 01:02:23,300
Whippin' it.

2119
01:02:24,540 --> 01:02:26,340
Show him a picture of Fregley.

2120
01:02:26,340 --> 01:02:27,180
Oh man, yeah.

2121
01:02:27,180 --> 01:02:29,300
Let me show you this Fregley.

2122
01:02:29,300 --> 01:02:30,140
Ooh, okay.

2123
01:02:30,140 --> 01:02:31,060
And then Rowley.

2124
01:02:32,060 --> 01:02:33,060
Zooey Mama.

2125
01:02:33,060 --> 01:02:35,220
Ah man, Zooey Wawa and the Moti T.

2126
01:02:35,220 --> 01:02:37,500
He's had it, Rowley.

2127
01:02:37,500 --> 01:02:38,500
That's Fregley, dude.

2128
01:02:38,500 --> 01:02:39,740
Yeah, that's Fregley.

2129
01:02:39,740 --> 01:02:41,700
He would show his,

2130
01:02:41,700 --> 01:02:44,300
wouldn't he show his Fregley nipple or something?

2131
01:02:44,300 --> 01:02:45,220
He had three nipples.

2132
01:02:45,220 --> 01:02:46,820
And he had a piece of paper.

2133
01:02:46,820 --> 01:02:49,020
He put his booger on it and slid it under the door.

2134
01:02:49,020 --> 01:02:50,540
And I couldn't eat for like four days.

2135
01:02:50,540 --> 01:02:51,460
Then they do the cheese touch.

2136
01:02:51,460 --> 01:02:52,740
I would beat his little ass.

2137
01:02:52,740 --> 01:02:55,100
I would kick that motherfucker downstairs.

2138
01:02:55,100 --> 01:02:56,140
And then, hold on, what was Rowley?

2139
01:02:56,140 --> 01:02:57,980
This was a book that became a movie.

2140
01:02:57,980 --> 01:02:59,060
One of my favorite books.

2141
01:02:59,060 --> 01:03:00,100
This is one I actually read.

2142
01:03:00,100 --> 01:03:01,060
That's Rowley.

2143
01:03:01,060 --> 01:03:01,900
Oh, I know that dude.

2144
01:03:01,900 --> 01:03:02,740
That meme.

2145
01:03:02,740 --> 01:03:03,580
That meme, yeah.

2146
01:03:03,580 --> 01:03:06,260
That's the way he looks.

2147
01:03:06,260 --> 01:03:07,340
If you've been on Twitter,

2148
01:03:07,340 --> 01:03:09,660
you've seen this boy a thousand times.

2149
01:03:09,660 --> 01:03:11,140
If you's in the right context,

2150
01:03:11,140 --> 01:03:13,140
it's one of the funniest girls of all time.

2151
01:03:13,140 --> 01:03:14,260
And then, you know,

2152
01:03:14,260 --> 01:03:16,100
I'm gonna show you the parents.

2153
01:03:16,100 --> 01:03:17,500
Brother did the mirror thing.

2154
01:03:17,500 --> 01:03:18,340
Oh my God.

2155
01:03:19,900 --> 01:03:20,740
When you know,

2156
01:03:20,740 --> 01:03:24,020
Chattler Jones was crying and he was butt naked.

2157
01:03:24,020 --> 01:03:24,860
And he had that breakdown.

2158
01:03:24,860 --> 01:03:25,820
I did not see that.

2159
01:03:25,820 --> 01:03:26,660
You didn't see that?

2160
01:03:26,660 --> 01:03:27,500
No, bro.

2161
01:03:27,500 --> 01:03:28,740
So you know Chattler Jones, though, right?

2162
01:03:28,740 --> 01:03:29,580
Yeah, the football player.

2163
01:03:29,580 --> 01:03:30,420
Yeah, the football player.

2164
01:03:30,420 --> 01:03:33,060
He's playing for the Raiders, the Monster.

2165
01:03:33,060 --> 01:03:34,380
His brother's John Jones.

2166
01:03:34,380 --> 01:03:36,180
And he's crying in the hot seat.

2167
01:03:36,180 --> 01:03:37,020
The CT is kicking.

2168
01:03:37,020 --> 01:03:37,860
Yeah.

2169
01:03:37,860 --> 01:03:39,540
He's like walking by the mirror

2170
01:03:39,540 --> 01:03:40,660
and he's butt naked.

2171
01:03:40,660 --> 01:03:43,060
He's giving us a view of his house on IG Live.

2172
01:03:43,060 --> 01:03:44,420
He gets to the bathroom,

2173
01:03:44,420 --> 01:03:46,780
points the phone directly at the mirror.

2174
01:03:46,780 --> 01:03:48,620
His dick is just swinging.

2175
01:03:48,620 --> 01:03:50,780
And they have the meme from the little boy

2176
01:03:50,780 --> 01:03:51,900
from Diving Room Whimpy Kid.

2177
01:03:51,900 --> 01:03:53,500
I guess he walks into a church or something

2178
01:03:53,500 --> 01:03:54,420
where he's just like, hey.

2179
01:03:54,420 --> 01:03:55,260
He's like.

2180
01:03:55,260 --> 01:03:57,700
He's like, oh yeah, I remember that.

2181
01:03:57,700 --> 01:03:59,020
It was the most random thing ever.

2182
01:03:59,020 --> 01:04:00,460
Greg sat on a candy bar

2183
01:04:00,460 --> 01:04:02,100
and it looked like he sharded his pants.

2184
01:04:02,100 --> 01:04:02,940
It did.

2185
01:04:02,940 --> 01:04:03,780
Oh, that's what he was doing.

2186
01:04:03,780 --> 01:04:04,820
His brother did that on purpose to him.

2187
01:04:04,820 --> 01:04:05,660
You know, that happened to me

2188
01:04:05,660 --> 01:04:06,740
at a wrestling match one time.

2189
01:04:06,740 --> 01:04:07,580
Jesus Christ.

2190
01:04:07,580 --> 01:04:08,420
Yeah, that's what you claim.

2191
01:04:08,420 --> 01:04:10,220
No, because what happened was I sat on it.

2192
01:04:10,220 --> 01:04:12,140
I can see somebody slamming you hard enough

2193
01:04:12,140 --> 01:04:12,980
to make you shit yourself.

2194
01:04:12,980 --> 01:04:13,820
No, no.

2195
01:04:13,820 --> 01:04:14,660
Let me tell you what happened.

2196
01:04:14,660 --> 01:04:15,500
So I wasn't there.

2197
01:04:15,500 --> 01:04:16,320
You tell him, wait a little bit,

2198
01:04:16,320 --> 01:04:17,160
then come out on the monkey bars.

2199
01:04:17,160 --> 01:04:18,780
You look like a shitter queen.

2200
01:04:18,780 --> 01:04:19,780
But when I sat down,

2201
01:04:19,780 --> 01:04:21,860
I sat on this chocolate bar thing.

2202
01:04:21,860 --> 01:04:22,980
And this is the day that,

2203
01:04:22,980 --> 01:04:25,340
because I originally, at first they had an off.

2204
01:04:25,340 --> 01:04:26,180
They had a choice.

2205
01:04:26,180 --> 01:04:27,460
You wear compressions or you wear singlets.

2206
01:04:27,460 --> 01:04:29,020
And I was like, fuck it, I'm wearing my singlets.

2207
01:04:29,020 --> 01:04:30,900
So I took off the compressions right there.

2208
01:04:30,900 --> 01:04:33,420
And then I never went back and I always wore a singlet.

2209
01:04:34,300 --> 01:04:35,540
I don't know what's up.

2210
01:04:35,540 --> 01:04:36,620
You know compression shirts?

2211
01:04:36,620 --> 01:04:38,140
Like they had a choice where you could be like

2212
01:04:38,140 --> 01:04:40,380
in the singlet or compression shirts and then shorts.

2213
01:04:40,380 --> 01:04:44,180
So Brandon wanted his nipples to be showing.

2214
01:04:44,180 --> 01:04:45,860
So you chose a singlet.

2215
01:04:45,860 --> 01:04:47,180
Well, because of that, like,

2216
01:04:47,180 --> 01:04:49,020
I was like, this is way better than moving.

2217
01:04:49,020 --> 01:04:49,940
No one chooses the singlet.

2218
01:04:49,940 --> 01:04:51,820
That's when your nipples are out, yeah?

2219
01:04:51,820 --> 01:04:53,460
No, it's just a regular,

2220
01:04:53,460 --> 01:04:55,380
if you get it, most people,

2221
01:04:55,380 --> 01:04:59,340
if you get a choice to wrestle in a fucking latex or-

2222
01:04:59,340 --> 01:05:00,180
A latex?

2223
01:05:00,180 --> 01:05:02,580
Or you know, the singlet is, right?

2224
01:05:02,580 --> 01:05:03,420
No, can you pull them up?

2225
01:05:03,420 --> 01:05:04,380
Hold on, I'll show you.

2226
01:05:04,380 --> 01:05:05,220
I need some help.

2227
01:05:05,220 --> 01:05:06,340
It's not your unitar.

2228
01:05:06,340 --> 01:05:07,180
Yeah, it's a leotard.

2229
01:05:07,180 --> 01:05:08,020
Wrestling?

2230
01:05:08,020 --> 01:05:08,860
Like Andre the Giant.

2231
01:05:08,860 --> 01:05:09,700
Yeah.

2232
01:05:09,700 --> 01:05:10,540
That's a singlet.

2233
01:05:10,540 --> 01:05:11,380
What Brandon wore in the wrestling?

2234
01:05:11,380 --> 01:05:12,500
Yeah, what Brandon wore.

2235
01:05:12,500 --> 01:05:14,300
Okay, so why didn't anybody wanna wear that?

2236
01:05:14,300 --> 01:05:16,220
Well, I'm just saying you have to wear that

2237
01:05:16,220 --> 01:05:17,260
for like competition.

2238
01:05:17,260 --> 01:05:19,860
But if they give you a chance to wear shorts and a shirt,

2239
01:05:19,860 --> 01:05:21,100
most people are picking that.

2240
01:05:21,100 --> 01:05:22,300
Here's the other choice.

2241
01:05:22,300 --> 01:05:23,140
So look, it'd be like either that one-

2242
01:05:23,140 --> 01:05:24,460
Hey, which one would you wanna wear?

2243
01:05:24,460 --> 01:05:25,300
Or that one.

2244
01:05:25,300 --> 01:05:26,300
Okay, hear me out.

2245
01:05:26,300 --> 01:05:27,140
Hear me out.

2246
01:05:27,140 --> 01:05:29,020
If I'm like, if I'm jacked,

2247
01:05:29,020 --> 01:05:31,420
I'm going left every time to show dominance.

2248
01:05:31,420 --> 01:05:33,540
So, because like,

2249
01:05:34,500 --> 01:05:37,420
if you show up in the shorts and shirt, right,

2250
01:05:37,420 --> 01:05:41,180
I'm like, cool, you clearly don't feel comfortable

2251
01:05:41,180 --> 01:05:43,540
with your body or my body.

2252
01:05:43,540 --> 01:05:44,380
I think it's just more comfortable.

2253
01:05:44,380 --> 01:05:45,220
Plus you can move around here.

2254
01:05:45,220 --> 01:05:46,700
It's way more comfortable.

2255
01:05:46,700 --> 01:05:48,380
This is like the Angel Reese fashion.

2256
01:05:48,380 --> 01:05:50,980
No, when I show up in that man,

2257
01:05:50,980 --> 01:05:51,820
lingerie,

2258
01:05:52,940 --> 01:05:54,100
you're gonna go,

2259
01:05:54,100 --> 01:05:56,380
oh my God, he's in for,

2260
01:05:56,380 --> 01:05:58,060
he's in on some other shit.

2261
01:05:58,060 --> 01:05:58,900
I think you won't.

2262
01:05:58,900 --> 01:05:59,740
No, you won't.

2263
01:05:59,740 --> 01:06:01,140
I think it's a scare tactic.

2264
01:06:01,140 --> 01:06:01,980
I didn't, you could,

2265
01:06:01,980 --> 01:06:03,860
so you could just wear this in competition now?

2266
01:06:03,860 --> 01:06:05,580
I think you're in exhibitionist shit.

2267
01:06:05,580 --> 01:06:06,620
But it's like, it's kinda,

2268
01:06:06,620 --> 01:06:07,780
like I feel like it was like,

2269
01:06:07,780 --> 01:06:09,420
not as like, it was kinda loose,

2270
01:06:09,420 --> 01:06:10,260
and stuff would kinda come off.

2271
01:06:10,260 --> 01:06:11,100
It had to be grabbing.

2272
01:06:11,100 --> 01:06:11,940
Yeah, like I didn't like that.

2273
01:06:11,940 --> 01:06:12,780
I know I do, if it was like,

2274
01:06:12,780 --> 01:06:13,620
I did have sex on the French car one time.

2275
01:06:13,620 --> 01:06:14,460
If it's like I'm really serious,

2276
01:06:14,460 --> 01:06:15,300
I'm wearing the singlet,

2277
01:06:15,300 --> 01:06:17,460
cause you know, I probably shouldn't put my feet up,

2278
01:06:17,460 --> 01:06:18,300
I got my sand on the side.

2279
01:06:18,300 --> 01:06:21,100
I lost an Alero.

2280
01:06:21,100 --> 01:06:24,020
Oh yes, my neighbor had an Alero for forever, dude.

2281
01:06:24,020 --> 01:06:26,020
For the first 15 years of my life, probably.

2282
01:06:26,020 --> 01:06:26,980
I had sex on the,

2283
01:06:26,980 --> 01:06:28,540
we had sex on the hood and the windshield.

2284
01:06:28,540 --> 01:06:29,700
The fuck is wrong with me?

2285
01:06:29,700 --> 01:06:30,740
Yeah, that's good though.

2286
01:06:30,740 --> 01:06:32,740
I was, I asked what kind of car,

2287
01:06:32,740 --> 01:06:34,060
because if it was a SUV,

2288
01:06:34,060 --> 01:06:35,820
that's a lot more of an aerial act,

2289
01:06:35,820 --> 01:06:36,980
and that's more impressive.

2290
01:06:36,980 --> 01:06:39,340
Wait, so when did you have sex on the windshield?

2291
01:06:39,340 --> 01:06:40,180
Years ago.

2292
01:06:40,180 --> 01:06:41,020
Years ago.

2293
01:06:41,020 --> 01:06:41,860
Years.

2294
01:06:41,860 --> 01:06:42,700
How old were you?

2295
01:06:44,060 --> 01:06:46,820
Probably like five, six years ago, so 26, 27?

2296
01:06:46,820 --> 01:06:47,860
26, 27.

2297
01:06:47,860 --> 01:06:49,340
Yeah, older than you.

2298
01:06:49,340 --> 01:06:50,180
You got to.

2299
01:06:50,180 --> 01:06:51,460
Wait, so you're in your 30s?

2300
01:06:51,460 --> 01:06:53,300
Yeah, how old do you think I am?

2301
01:06:53,300 --> 01:06:54,900
Dude, I thought you were like 28.

2302
01:06:55,820 --> 01:06:56,660
Cool.

2303
01:06:56,660 --> 01:06:57,480
How old are you?

2304
01:06:57,480 --> 01:06:58,320
32.

2305
01:06:58,320 --> 01:06:59,160
Oh.

2306
01:06:59,160 --> 01:07:02,740
Isn't it crazy, he looks younger than Ian Miller?

2307
01:07:02,740 --> 01:07:04,060
You do, you do.

2308
01:07:04,060 --> 01:07:04,900
You do.

2309
01:07:04,900 --> 01:07:06,820
I thought you were way younger.

2310
01:07:06,820 --> 01:07:08,700
That's crazy, man.

2311
01:07:08,700 --> 01:07:10,060
You're still young.

2312
01:07:10,060 --> 01:07:13,460
Yeah, I have a youthful spirit.

2313
01:07:13,460 --> 01:07:14,300
Youngish.

2314
01:07:14,300 --> 01:07:16,980
This is what happens when people start to time out, okay?

2315
01:07:16,980 --> 01:07:20,500
He knows his expiration date's coming up soon,

2316
01:07:20,500 --> 01:07:22,100
and now he's getting all sour.

2317
01:07:23,020 --> 01:07:23,860
Youngish.

2318
01:07:23,860 --> 01:07:26,300
I like being old, man.

2319
01:07:26,300 --> 01:07:28,300
The clock's about to strike 12.

2320
01:07:28,300 --> 01:07:29,340
He don't like being old,

2321
01:07:29,340 --> 01:07:31,420
he just like waking up every day.

2322
01:07:33,780 --> 01:07:35,860
He's calling it being old, but he's just like,

2323
01:07:35,860 --> 01:07:37,660
oh God, another one?

2324
01:07:38,700 --> 01:07:39,540
I'm gonna cherish this.

2325
01:07:39,540 --> 01:07:41,140
Well thankfully, decline doesn't start

2326
01:07:41,140 --> 01:07:43,020
till you're about 40 years old.

2327
01:07:43,020 --> 01:07:43,860
See?

2328
01:07:43,860 --> 01:07:44,680
That doesn't start then.

2329
01:07:44,680 --> 01:07:45,520
This started when I was 21.

2330
01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:47,260
No, they said it starts a little bit.

2331
01:07:47,260 --> 01:07:50,860
But that's when it starts, like you start feeling stuff,

2332
01:07:50,860 --> 01:07:53,340
but then it starts to really happen at 50.

2333
01:07:53,340 --> 01:07:56,260
No, I'm telling you, that's what they told me.

2334
01:07:56,260 --> 01:07:59,340
So I don't know when your body technically starts

2335
01:07:59,340 --> 01:08:00,940
to decline, I know athletically,

2336
01:08:00,940 --> 01:08:03,820
it's like your 20s, like 20s and 30s and shit,

2337
01:08:03,820 --> 01:08:07,160
but the day after my 30th birthday,

2338
01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:11,520
I woke up with the craziest pain in my left knee.

2339
01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:13,960
I didn't do anything the day before.

2340
01:08:13,960 --> 01:08:16,900
I just woke up and my knee was throbbing in pain.

2341
01:08:16,900 --> 01:08:17,740
Without a doubt.

2342
01:08:17,740 --> 01:08:21,100
And I thought it was like some sick joke from the universe.

2343
01:08:21,100 --> 01:08:24,020
Like, oh no, after your 30th birthday,

2344
01:08:24,020 --> 01:08:25,620
you're gonna just start hurting.

2345
01:08:26,900 --> 01:08:30,020
Dude, at every level, it's like when somebody's 30,

2346
01:08:30,020 --> 01:08:31,500
it's like, oh, do you feel old?

2347
01:08:31,500 --> 01:08:33,720
It's like, no, you're not old till you're like 40.

2348
01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:35,460
Then when you get to like 40,

2349
01:08:35,460 --> 01:08:37,980
you're like, you're not old till you're like 50.

2350
01:08:37,980 --> 01:08:39,940
Then 50, I was like, I don't feel old,

2351
01:08:39,940 --> 01:08:41,660
you're not old till you're like 60.

2352
01:08:41,660 --> 01:08:44,820
When you hit about 65, bro, you're old.

2353
01:08:44,820 --> 01:08:45,660
You're old.

2354
01:08:45,660 --> 01:08:48,060
You're not super old.

2355
01:08:48,060 --> 01:08:49,580
You're saying like, yeah.

2356
01:08:49,580 --> 01:08:50,420
You're old.

2357
01:08:50,420 --> 01:08:52,220
I go to sleep at nine.

2358
01:08:52,220 --> 01:08:54,020
My dad just turned 60.

2359
01:08:54,020 --> 01:08:57,780
He's like, I don't think you're old till you're like 80.

2360
01:08:57,780 --> 01:08:59,260
I was like, no, you're dead.

2361
01:08:59,260 --> 01:09:00,660
Your dad's gonna live forever too.

2362
01:09:00,660 --> 01:09:02,460
I think he will, dude.

2363
01:09:02,460 --> 01:09:04,740
I think he could be 104 easily.

2364
01:09:04,740 --> 01:09:06,420
You still think we could get him other part?

2365
01:09:06,420 --> 01:09:08,780
Dude, yes, but that's not good.

2366
01:09:08,780 --> 01:09:10,620
It won't be good.

2367
01:09:10,620 --> 01:09:12,340
We would have to edit probably a good amount,

2368
01:09:12,340 --> 01:09:13,900
but I want nothing more.

2369
01:09:13,900 --> 01:09:16,300
I mean, we could put it on the Patreon.

2370
01:09:16,300 --> 01:09:17,140
Yeah.

2371
01:09:17,140 --> 01:09:17,980
Okay.

2372
01:09:17,980 --> 01:09:18,820
Yeah, it's the dark takes.

2373
01:09:18,820 --> 01:09:20,020
Oh my God.

2374
01:09:20,020 --> 01:09:20,860
Oh, yeah.

2375
01:09:20,860 --> 01:09:21,700
They would get my uncle next.

2376
01:09:21,700 --> 01:09:24,260
He will be wearing a combination of both of your outfits.

2377
01:09:24,260 --> 01:09:26,100
Your uncle cannot know where I live.

2378
01:09:26,100 --> 01:09:27,460
I'm in my uncle's family circle.

2379
01:09:27,460 --> 01:09:28,300
Yeah.

2380
01:09:28,300 --> 01:09:29,140
I'll bring my mom home.

2381
01:09:29,140 --> 01:09:30,220
You bring one of your boys.

2382
01:09:30,220 --> 01:09:31,780
Oh my God.

2383
01:09:31,780 --> 01:09:33,420
My mom would be a great interview.

2384
01:09:33,420 --> 01:09:36,260
I really, so he was telling me some of the shit

2385
01:09:36,260 --> 01:09:37,420
his mom is into.

2386
01:09:37,420 --> 01:09:38,540
My dad loves the juice.

2387
01:09:38,540 --> 01:09:42,460
I want to go to one of his mom's services so bad.

2388
01:09:42,460 --> 01:09:43,300
Oh, she likes it, yeah.

2389
01:09:43,300 --> 01:09:45,300
And sit on one of those outside porn bitches.

2390
01:09:45,300 --> 01:09:46,140
We'll look for shit.

2391
01:09:46,140 --> 01:09:46,980
Yeah.

2392
01:09:46,980 --> 01:09:48,140
The wrought iron bitches.

2393
01:09:48,140 --> 01:09:48,980
Yes.

2394
01:09:48,980 --> 01:09:49,820
Made out of like funeral gates.

2395
01:09:49,820 --> 01:09:51,940
I will 100% just be like, yeah, let's do this.

2396
01:09:51,940 --> 01:09:52,900
I wanna see what you into.

2397
01:09:52,900 --> 01:09:53,740
Let's go.

2398
01:09:54,700 --> 01:09:57,140
We're just trying to find a show down there.

2399
01:09:57,140 --> 01:09:57,980
Heck yeah.

2400
01:09:57,980 --> 01:10:00,300
They go, stay at mom Duke's house.

2401
01:10:01,500 --> 01:10:02,740
Can she cook German food?

2402
01:10:02,740 --> 01:10:04,140
Fuck no, she can't cook shit.

2403
01:10:04,140 --> 01:10:04,980
Really?

2404
01:10:04,980 --> 01:10:05,820
Yeah.

2405
01:10:05,820 --> 01:10:09,780
She made brown spaghetti, which is like, what's that?

2406
01:10:09,780 --> 01:10:12,780
It's just spaghetti with brown sauce.

2407
01:10:12,780 --> 01:10:13,620
Brown cheese.

2408
01:10:13,620 --> 01:10:14,460
Brown sauce.

2409
01:10:14,460 --> 01:10:15,300
It's just gravy.

2410
01:10:15,300 --> 01:10:20,300
But it's literally, it's literally just gravy.

2411
01:10:22,300 --> 01:10:24,260
But it's super.

2412
01:10:24,260 --> 01:10:25,100
Gravy.

2413
01:10:25,100 --> 01:10:26,420
Yeah, that's all it is.

2414
01:10:26,420 --> 01:10:27,260
Gravy.

2415
01:10:27,260 --> 01:10:29,300
It's literally just gravy and brown beef.

2416
01:10:29,300 --> 01:10:30,140
It's delicious.

2417
01:10:30,140 --> 01:10:31,300
It's Al's great steak gravy.

2418
01:10:31,300 --> 01:10:34,300
Yeah, mom makes gravy and noodles.

2419
01:10:34,300 --> 01:10:36,100
But I'm talking about the packet ones.

2420
01:10:36,100 --> 01:10:36,940
Brown street noodles.

2421
01:10:36,940 --> 01:10:38,980
I'm not talking about like drippings and flour and all that.

2422
01:10:38,980 --> 01:10:39,820
It's spaghetti.

2423
01:10:39,820 --> 01:10:40,980
Yes, spaghetti.

2424
01:10:40,980 --> 01:10:41,820
It's amazing.

2425
01:10:41,820 --> 01:10:45,580
That is the ghettoest shit I've ever, that's crazy.

2426
01:10:45,580 --> 01:10:46,420
It's so good.

2427
01:10:46,420 --> 01:10:47,260
You are insane.

2428
01:10:47,260 --> 01:10:48,460
I'm telling you, I love it.

2429
01:10:48,460 --> 01:10:49,300
I bet you do.

2430
01:10:49,300 --> 01:10:50,140
I try.

2431
01:10:50,140 --> 01:10:51,620
You look like you're made of that.

2432
01:10:51,620 --> 01:10:52,460
Yeah.

2433
01:10:52,460 --> 01:10:54,900
If you said what are Dom's innards,

2434
01:10:54,900 --> 01:10:57,620
I would say probably spaghetti noodles,

2435
01:10:57,620 --> 01:11:00,020
Salisbury steak gravy.

2436
01:11:00,020 --> 01:11:01,460
And bratwurst.

2437
01:11:01,460 --> 01:11:02,300
No, no bratwurst.

2438
01:11:02,300 --> 01:11:03,140
No bratwurst.

2439
01:11:03,140 --> 01:11:04,500
That's the casing.

2440
01:11:04,500 --> 01:11:08,860
I'm sorry, go ahead.

2441
01:11:08,860 --> 01:11:11,860
No, but she made that and she complained about it

2442
01:11:11,860 --> 01:11:12,700
the whole time.

2443
01:11:12,700 --> 01:11:14,100
Did she complain?

2444
01:11:14,100 --> 01:11:15,740
Yeah, because me and my brother both like it.

2445
01:11:15,740 --> 01:11:16,980
So we're like, you're making brown spaghetti.

2446
01:11:16,980 --> 01:11:18,180
She was like, yeah, I make it.

2447
01:11:18,180 --> 01:11:19,020
And then she was making it.

2448
01:11:19,020 --> 01:11:20,940
She was like, I'm tired, I done did all this.

2449
01:11:20,940 --> 01:11:23,740
I'm like, you ground some ground beef.

2450
01:11:23,740 --> 01:11:24,580
Yeah.

2451
01:11:24,580 --> 01:11:27,220
And then the gravy, you poured it like a,

2452
01:11:27,220 --> 01:11:28,420
just a cup of water.

2453
01:11:28,420 --> 01:11:31,220
And then you poured all the, and heated it up.

2454
01:11:31,220 --> 01:11:32,300
That sounds pretty good.

2455
01:11:32,300 --> 01:11:33,140
Like I wanna try that.

2456
01:11:33,140 --> 01:11:33,980
No, I'm telling you.

2457
01:11:33,980 --> 01:11:35,220
I mean, I probably, cause I grew up on it,

2458
01:11:35,220 --> 01:11:36,060
but I love that shit.

2459
01:11:36,060 --> 01:11:36,900
I try it.

2460
01:11:36,900 --> 01:11:37,740
Like it is definitely.

2461
01:11:37,740 --> 01:11:38,940
It's a poor man's meal.

2462
01:11:38,940 --> 01:11:39,780
I wanna try it.

2463
01:11:39,780 --> 01:11:41,220
I wanna try it.

2464
01:11:41,220 --> 01:11:42,340
We've been on this before,

2465
01:11:42,340 --> 01:11:44,620
but my grandma just made watery spaghetti.

2466
01:11:44,620 --> 01:11:45,460
Ugh.

2467
01:11:45,460 --> 01:11:46,300
Just simple watery.

2468
01:11:46,300 --> 01:11:47,140
I can't stand it.

2469
01:11:47,140 --> 01:11:48,820
Ugh, that's the worst.

2470
01:11:48,820 --> 01:11:51,420
What I imagine like a placenta looks like.

2471
01:11:51,420 --> 01:11:52,260
Ugh.

2472
01:11:52,260 --> 01:11:53,820
I'll tell you something terrible, man.

2473
01:11:53,820 --> 01:11:55,980
One time my mom made chili

2474
01:11:55,980 --> 01:11:58,420
and she kept saying she did it,

2475
01:11:58,420 --> 01:11:59,620
but I know she did.

2476
01:11:59,620 --> 01:12:04,020
My mom, she used to hide that she was smoking

2477
01:12:04,020 --> 01:12:05,220
from us for a while.

2478
01:12:05,220 --> 01:12:06,060
Ugh.

2479
01:12:06,060 --> 01:12:08,020
Then when we find out, she would be in denial.

2480
01:12:08,020 --> 01:12:11,740
Like we'd be like, hey, you should buy an ashtray.

2481
01:12:11,740 --> 01:12:14,300
And she would be like, nah, I don't need one.

2482
01:12:14,300 --> 01:12:16,420
I'm not like, I'm gonna quit.

2483
01:12:16,420 --> 01:12:18,740
So she would just have like cigarettes

2484
01:12:18,740 --> 01:12:20,940
and bottles type shit.

2485
01:12:20,940 --> 01:12:22,580
And we'd be like, hey, let's get an ashtray.

2486
01:12:22,580 --> 01:12:25,060
My God, this is getting shitty or whatever.

2487
01:12:25,060 --> 01:12:27,580
But damn, I'm sorry.

2488
01:12:27,580 --> 01:12:28,420
I forgot.

2489
01:12:28,420 --> 01:12:29,740
I'm hot.

2490
01:12:29,740 --> 01:12:32,020
Did she drop the ashes in the shit?

2491
01:12:32,020 --> 01:12:34,020
Oh, she dropped the ashes in the fucking chili.

2492
01:12:34,020 --> 01:12:35,660
And I could taste it.

2493
01:12:35,660 --> 01:12:39,700
And I was like, were you smoking in the kitchen?

2494
01:12:39,700 --> 01:12:42,380
She was like, oh, no, I think it burnt a little bit.

2495
01:12:42,380 --> 01:12:44,780
I'm looking at it, I'm like, that ain't burnt.

2496
01:12:46,060 --> 01:12:47,860
My brain is instantly telling me,

2497
01:12:47,860 --> 01:12:50,700
you know how like you just know what something is?

2498
01:12:50,700 --> 01:12:53,020
As soon as it touched my tongue,

2499
01:12:53,020 --> 01:12:55,380
it was like I had an outer body experience

2500
01:12:55,380 --> 01:12:57,620
while I saw her drop it in there.

2501
01:12:57,620 --> 01:12:58,460
And then mix it up.

2502
01:12:58,460 --> 01:12:59,620
Are you in that so Raven moment?

2503
01:12:59,620 --> 01:13:00,700
Yeah. Oh man.

2504
01:13:00,700 --> 01:13:01,540
I just.

2505
01:13:05,540 --> 01:13:06,540
All right, Saffa.

2506
01:13:06,540 --> 01:13:07,380
Yo.

2507
01:13:07,380 --> 01:13:09,140
This the end of the podcast.

2508
01:13:09,140 --> 01:13:10,340
This has been wild.

2509
01:13:10,340 --> 01:13:11,180
Yes it has.

2510
01:13:11,180 --> 01:13:12,020
It's been great.

2511
01:13:12,020 --> 01:13:12,860
This has been wild.

2512
01:13:12,860 --> 01:13:13,820
Have y'all had a fun time?

2513
01:13:13,820 --> 01:13:14,660
Yes, I did have a fun time.

2514
01:13:14,660 --> 01:13:15,980
It was a really good time.

2515
01:13:15,980 --> 01:13:16,820
I felt bad. Me too.

2516
01:13:16,820 --> 01:13:19,540
I felt, I went through a whole sea of emotions with this one.

2517
01:13:19,540 --> 01:13:20,580
And that's good. That's great.

2518
01:13:20,580 --> 01:13:21,780
I had a really good time.

2519
01:13:21,780 --> 01:13:23,020
I felt bad.

2520
01:13:23,020 --> 01:13:23,860
Well, I'm saying, I felt bad.

2521
01:13:23,860 --> 01:13:24,700
I went through a whole sea of emotions.

2522
01:13:24,700 --> 01:13:26,420
I felt bad, and I was like, man, I feel like I'm blowing.

2523
01:13:26,420 --> 01:13:28,540
I feel like I'm looking stupid.

2524
01:13:28,540 --> 01:13:30,380
I didn't want to bring the podcast out.

2525
01:13:30,380 --> 01:13:31,220
Don't get self-conscious, man.

2526
01:13:31,220 --> 01:13:32,060
Oh my God.

2527
01:13:32,060 --> 01:13:32,900
Don't do that.

2528
01:13:32,900 --> 01:13:36,580
You worried about how you look in a thrift store.

2529
01:13:36,580 --> 01:13:37,420
And now this.

2530
01:13:37,420 --> 01:13:38,260
You've been losing weight, man.

2531
01:13:38,260 --> 01:13:39,100
The coolest hands.

2532
01:13:39,100 --> 01:13:39,940
Look at that jean.

2533
01:13:39,940 --> 01:13:40,780
You've been hitting the weights, bro.

2534
01:13:40,780 --> 01:13:41,620
You're the coolest people in here.

2535
01:13:41,620 --> 01:13:43,980
JJ tells me all the time he always sees you at the gym.

2536
01:13:43,980 --> 01:13:46,340
Yeah, I only go so he can see me.

2537
01:13:46,340 --> 01:13:48,460
Hey, what time do you usually go?

2538
01:13:48,460 --> 01:13:49,300
God damn.

2539
01:13:49,300 --> 01:13:50,140
The one day.

2540
01:13:50,140 --> 01:13:50,980
Oh.

2541
01:13:50,980 --> 01:13:52,180
He does work for the police.

2542
01:13:52,180 --> 01:13:53,020
Yeah.

2543
01:13:53,020 --> 01:13:53,860
I knew that.

2544
01:13:53,860 --> 01:13:55,420
I go Monday.

2545
01:13:55,420 --> 01:13:57,860
I go Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday.

2546
01:13:58,820 --> 01:14:03,740
Usually, like, any time between 3.30.

2547
01:14:03,740 --> 01:14:05,140
No later than 4.30, though.

2548
01:14:05,140 --> 01:14:07,340
All right, man, we should work out together sometimes.

2549
01:14:07,340 --> 01:14:08,180
Okay.

2550
01:14:08,180 --> 01:14:09,020
That's good.

2551
01:14:09,020 --> 01:14:10,020
Good, good, because I'm seriously going

2552
01:14:10,020 --> 01:14:12,100
to get a membership there at that place.

2553
01:14:12,100 --> 01:14:14,300
I saw they had like a punching bag, so I like that.

2554
01:14:14,300 --> 01:14:15,260
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

2555
01:14:15,260 --> 01:14:17,140
Y'all make sure you all massage each other's hamstrings

2556
01:14:17,140 --> 01:14:17,980
before y'all get out there.

2557
01:14:17,980 --> 01:14:20,860
No, no, I'll get a massage at Walmart or something

2558
01:14:20,860 --> 01:14:22,060
when I go pick up that toy, John.

2559
01:14:22,060 --> 01:14:23,580
But you gotta do it for him, because you can't reach.

2560
01:14:23,580 --> 01:14:24,420
No, I do.

2561
01:14:24,420 --> 01:14:25,860
You're compact.

2562
01:14:25,860 --> 01:14:27,020
I am very compact.

2563
01:14:27,020 --> 01:14:29,060
I do like a little warmup, like,

2564
01:14:29,060 --> 01:14:30,740
because I do upper body.

2565
01:14:30,740 --> 01:14:32,860
Mm-hmm, excuse me.

2566
01:14:32,860 --> 01:14:35,620
Each day, so I do like an upper body warmup

2567
01:14:35,620 --> 01:14:37,540
and then lower, so you ain't got a,

2568
01:14:37,540 --> 01:14:39,820
you ain't gonna really need a massage gun.

2569
01:14:39,820 --> 01:14:40,940
You don't work on legs?

2570
01:14:40,940 --> 01:14:42,620
I do, but I'm saying you ain't gonna be doing

2571
01:14:42,620 --> 01:14:43,980
nothing crazy enough that,

2572
01:14:45,660 --> 01:14:47,660
I'm pretty sure you've done something physical before.

2573
01:14:47,660 --> 01:14:49,380
Oh yeah, all the time.

2574
01:14:49,380 --> 01:14:50,220
Yeah.

2575
01:14:50,220 --> 01:14:51,900
Especially, yeah, now I got the weighted vest,

2576
01:14:51,900 --> 01:14:53,100
which I'm trying to figure out,

2577
01:14:53,100 --> 01:14:54,780
because I don't want people to,

2578
01:14:54,780 --> 01:14:56,540
I get conscious when I walk around with a car,

2579
01:14:56,540 --> 01:14:57,580
I don't want people to think,

2580
01:14:57,580 --> 01:14:59,140
oh shit, he got a bomb on him,

2581
01:14:59,140 --> 01:15:00,660
and then just try to shoot me.

2582
01:15:00,660 --> 01:15:02,500
Nobody's gonna think it's a bomb.

2583
01:15:02,500 --> 01:15:03,540
Nobody's gonna think that?

2584
01:15:03,540 --> 01:15:04,900
No, okay, good.

2585
01:15:04,900 --> 01:15:07,220
Good, because I've been putting in my jacket

2586
01:15:07,220 --> 01:15:09,500
and then putting the jacket over it.

2587
01:15:09,500 --> 01:15:10,340
And walking around like,

2588
01:15:10,340 --> 01:15:12,740
I don't think it's a bomb when you try to hide it.

2589
01:15:12,740 --> 01:15:14,540
Yo, you are nuts!

2590
01:15:14,540 --> 01:15:17,100
Your nuts, I love it!

2591
01:15:17,100 --> 01:15:18,580
Like, I remember one time I left

2592
01:15:18,580 --> 01:15:20,980
and went back into my mom's room,

2593
01:15:20,980 --> 01:15:22,540
and I was like, yo, do I look weird?

2594
01:15:22,540 --> 01:15:24,220
Like, does this look like something's wrong?

2595
01:15:24,220 --> 01:15:25,300
Am I gonna die?

2596
01:15:25,300 --> 01:15:28,940
And she's like, no, I mean, you do look weird, but.

2597
01:15:28,940 --> 01:15:29,980
He's like, I like to put my charger

2598
01:15:29,980 --> 01:15:31,300
and its wires up in there.

2599
01:15:31,300 --> 01:15:32,140
Tune in a little bit.

2600
01:15:32,140 --> 01:15:33,580
And then I walked around my neighborhood,

2601
01:15:33,580 --> 01:15:35,580
and dude, everything changed so quick.

2602
01:15:35,580 --> 01:15:38,580
So first I went past the Saas Market area, right?

2603
01:15:38,580 --> 01:15:39,420
Okay.

2604
01:15:39,420 --> 01:15:40,240
And it looked rich.

2605
01:15:40,240 --> 01:15:41,080
I'm like, oh, this is classy.

2606
01:15:41,080 --> 01:15:43,060
And then I turned left and kept going,

2607
01:15:43,060 --> 01:15:45,340
and then there was a trailer home, right?

2608
01:15:45,340 --> 01:15:47,380
And then I kept going now past the trailer home,

2609
01:15:47,380 --> 01:15:50,700
and there was like this one run-down convenience store

2610
01:15:50,700 --> 01:15:52,580
with like graffiti all over it,

2611
01:15:52,580 --> 01:15:55,220
and then these dudes just standing outside smoking,

2612
01:15:55,220 --> 01:15:57,420
and then these dogs like trying to jump these fences

2613
01:15:57,420 --> 01:15:58,260
and shit dripping at me.

2614
01:15:58,260 --> 01:15:59,100
Is this a dream?

2615
01:15:59,100 --> 01:15:59,920
Yeah, what's the?

2616
01:15:59,920 --> 01:16:00,760
Dude, I promise you this ain't a dream.

2617
01:16:00,760 --> 01:16:01,600
I know exactly where he's talking about.

2618
01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:02,420
This ain't a dream.

2619
01:16:02,420 --> 01:16:04,180
The Star Market and Five Points.

2620
01:16:04,180 --> 01:16:06,340
Yeah, and I just walked all over my neighborhood

2621
01:16:06,340 --> 01:16:08,220
with that thing, because I just kept walking until I couldn't.

2622
01:16:08,220 --> 01:16:10,100
Is that where that new Indian restaurant is

2623
01:16:10,100 --> 01:16:11,820
across the street from that gas station?

2624
01:16:11,820 --> 01:16:15,220
Yeah, like that, but I just went deep in the neighborhoods

2625
01:16:15,220 --> 01:16:17,260
and just kept going, walking around everywhere,

2626
01:16:17,260 --> 01:16:18,100
and like, because I was like,

2627
01:16:18,100 --> 01:16:21,180
I'm gonna walk from like 11 until like near one.

2628
01:16:21,180 --> 01:16:23,860
And then like, when I went home, my mom was like,

2629
01:16:23,860 --> 01:16:27,100
yeah, you should be careful out there.

2630
01:16:27,100 --> 01:16:28,420
I was like, all right.

2631
01:16:28,420 --> 01:16:29,260
Yeah.

2632
01:16:29,260 --> 01:16:30,860
All right, bro, all right, y'all.

2633
01:16:30,860 --> 01:16:31,980
You like Indian food?

2634
01:16:31,980 --> 01:16:32,820
I'm okay with it.

2635
01:16:32,820 --> 01:16:33,660
I love Indian.

2636
01:16:33,660 --> 01:16:35,700
Okay, what's that shit that's on the front counter?

2637
01:16:35,700 --> 01:16:39,460
It's like, it looks like seeds with some nerds dropped in.

2638
01:16:39,460 --> 01:16:40,300
I don't know.

2639
01:16:40,300 --> 01:16:41,140
Kiwi. Sesame.

2640
01:16:41,140 --> 01:16:41,980
Kwawi, Kwawi.

2641
01:16:41,980 --> 01:16:42,820
Quinoa.

2642
01:16:42,820 --> 01:16:43,660
It's not quinoa.

2643
01:16:43,660 --> 01:16:44,480
That's African.

2644
01:16:44,480 --> 01:16:45,320
It's that one.

2645
01:16:45,320 --> 01:16:46,160
Curry?

2646
01:16:46,160 --> 01:16:46,980
It's not curry.

2647
01:16:46,980 --> 01:16:47,820
I got some seeds up there.

2648
01:16:47,820 --> 01:16:48,860
It's like hamster food.

2649
01:16:48,860 --> 01:16:50,340
It looks like it a little bit,

2650
01:16:50,340 --> 01:16:51,500
but it's like, I've seen people,

2651
01:16:51,500 --> 01:16:53,340
they have a spoon and they'll eat it,

2652
01:16:53,340 --> 01:16:55,660
but I've seen this one dude just put his raw hand

2653
01:16:55,660 --> 01:16:57,580
into the whole thing and just grip it.

2654
01:16:58,740 --> 01:16:59,780
I don't.

2655
01:16:59,780 --> 01:17:02,140
People use rice to train their forearms.

2656
01:17:02,140 --> 01:17:02,980
That's true.

2657
01:17:02,980 --> 01:17:03,820
You get strong.

2658
01:17:03,820 --> 01:17:04,660
But let's wrap this up.

2659
01:17:04,660 --> 01:17:05,500
All right, y'all.

2660
01:17:05,500 --> 01:17:06,700
See y'all next week.

2661
01:17:06,700 --> 01:17:08,060
Man, this was fun.

2662
01:17:08,060 --> 01:17:09,460
I'm so happy to be here.

2663
01:17:09,460 --> 01:17:10,660
I'm such a lucky boy.

2664
01:17:10,660 --> 01:17:11,500
Yeah, yeah.

2665
01:17:11,500 --> 01:17:18,020
It's just been fantastic, its all perfect and still had some events to see,

2666
01:17:18,020 --> 01:17:24,200
but it's so cool to have some time to do everything

2667
01:17:24,200 --> 01:17:24,240
I like the most about

2668
01:17:24,240 --> 01:17:25,440
дав.

2669
01:17:25,440 --> 01:17:29,320
This is nice.

2670
01:17:29,300 --> 01:17:31,380
Oh, I want him to have aogy.

2671
01:17:34,140 --> 01:17:37,120
now is the time a lot of talent

2672
01:17:37,120 --> 01:17:38,940
got his hands in the equation now differentiation

2673
01:17:38,940 --> 01:17:39,820
of dış.

2674
01:17:39,820 --> 01:17:40,640
Uh,

2675
01:17:40,640 --> 01:17:49,240
I hate Scrappy Doo.