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This week on Clown College.

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No fruit juices, Kool-Aid.

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Vegetable tacos.

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Oh, we got cheese spread with jalapenos.

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Jalapeno cashews.

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You want to tell people what this feels like?

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Oh, you got the Reese's?

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You want to try?

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Why is this one bar of sour stew?

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Is this how they all come?

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No, no.

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I don't know how old these are.

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I got to eat before it would just...

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This one just is on its cycle right now, dude.

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Oatmeal chocolate chunk cookie.

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That's pretty good.

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Double chunk chocolate chunk cookie.

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It is chocolate chunk cookie.

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Sorry, your aunt died.

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Yo, what is it?

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Chuck E. C.

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No, why am I tasting blood?

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You get gum?

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It's not a laxative gum.

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I bit myself.

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Some people...

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I see blood.

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Brandon hurt himself up in the...

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Welcome to Clown College.

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We have profound knowledge.

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In many ways to elevate and make yourself polished.

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So if you want to hear a little honest,

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a few takes on the ways to make it as a comic,

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then stick around for a while to fit down to Clown.

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We got the guests right now just to show you how.

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Let's all go to Clown College, baby.

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It's with Brandon, Willis, Don, and JJ.

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Let's all go to Clown College, baby.

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It's with Brandon, Willis, Don, and JJ.

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Brandon...

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I mean, Brandon's probably pulling enough for five people.

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Brandon's getting 500%.

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He's gonna look at it like...

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Brandon's five-star diddly.

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The diddler.

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Is that what you...

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No, I was talking about like,

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you remember P. Diddy, everybody would say diddly?

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No.

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I thought I got a P. Diddy watch also.

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That's crazy.

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What do you mean you got a P. Diddy watch?

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They gave it to me years ago.

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Like it was Sean, whatever his real name is.

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Sean John?

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Yeah, I got the Sean John watch.

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And then I had the necklace that I broke.

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He was hot for a while. You remember that?

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Sean John had some good shit.

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They're like metallic denim jeans that everybody wore.

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That sounds terrible.

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And they were so oversized, and you wore a long white T-shirt.

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Man, fashion did make sense.

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But metallic jeans?

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Like if somebody took a flash photo of you,

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would they light up on the picture?

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Oh, yeah.

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For real?

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Some people would crease them up real, real good.

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Crease them?

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Yeah.

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They were frowned upon.

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Oh, now?

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But back in the day, what you put in?

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Metallic jeans. Sean John.

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You got to put like early 2000s.

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Early 2000s.

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I don't like this, man.

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It's nothing like that.

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Those are $600. Sean John jeans for $600.

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Oh, is that him wearing them right there?

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So go to the left, the second one from the left.

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Right here?

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Yeah, so like that.

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That?

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Yeah, dude.

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That looks...

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Dude, that was hot.

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Are those shorts or are they actually long?

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Those are probably shorts.

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But they're just as long as pants.

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And that's what we need to go back to.

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The shorts that I wear are like the length of the back pocket.

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Y'all have seen those shorts aren't long enough.

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Yeah, that's...

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Expensive as hell.

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JJ.

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Yes.

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We got special guests today, don't we?

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We do.

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As always, every guest we have on this podcast is special.

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Except the ones that we talk about after they leave.

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And Brandon knows who I'm talking about.

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Yes, I do.

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I'm a special guest on this podcast.

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I'm a special guest on this podcast.

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So, who are we talking about?

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The second one.

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Oh, I know.

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Scrappy dude, right?

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Is that what we're talking about?

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He would never be a guest on this podcast.

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Are you talking about special, special?

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For as long as...

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Well, anyways.

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Yeah, who we got, baby?

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We have a very special guest today.

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He's still in the military?

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Yeah, in the Guard.

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In the Guard.

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Thank you for your service.

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Thank you.

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And everything that you do to protect us and our civil liberties and freedoms.

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It's a hobby job, dude.

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I'm in the guard.

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Thank you.

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It's Ian Miller.

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But we do have beef.

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And I do want to bring this up first thing.

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Ian Miller ignored me one time when he saw me in public at Taco Mama.

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I was sitting there with two of my coworkers and my girlfriend.

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And I saw Ian walk into the restaurant with this girl.

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But while he was walking in, because we were sitting outside.

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And while he was walking in, I was like, hey Ian.

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And immediately he was like, hey I wasn't going to bother you.

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I know you saw me before I saw him.

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And he was just going to walk by and ignore me.

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Didn't you do like that little kid where he looks back like that?

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No, I could tell he was focusing on looking dead in the head.

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He didn't even want to give the impression that he knew.

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But as soon as like, hey, before I even said his name, he's turning.

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I heard your voice and JJ, I forgot your name.

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I had just been telling that woman before about how Dom got tased in my backyard.

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And then I was like, what's JJ's name?

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I got a hard one to remember.

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And then it was the first day too.

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So I was like, alright, yeah, I'll see you later, JJ.

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That didn't work out. It was fun.

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I understand that. That's very understandable.

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Well, I had my name tag on.

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I'm talking about the walking thing.

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Did you really?

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No, I didn't. The walking thing.

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When you see somebody, you're like, dang man, I don't know if I should go in that corner and be like, hey man.

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Because what if they're doing some stuff?

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You know what I mean?

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What the fuck? You're talking about like at a store.

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Yeah, I showed up early to talk to mama.

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Yeah, that's what I was talking about.

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I was like, oh no, alright.

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What kind of stuff are they doing?

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No, I'm talking about like when you go to talk to mama and you see somebody and you'll be like, dang man, maybe they're like, you know, I don't know.

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Maybe it's the overthinking or something.

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You guys have something in common.

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Yes, I feel that.

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It is awesome.

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Like ADHD or something. We just get multitasking's hard.

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Jessica reminds me of that.

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I would understand if it was somebody that I just, you kind of knew. We know each other.

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We've known of each other.

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There were so many things going on in my head that I thought I heard you the first time I went in and then when I walked back out because I was going to go back to my car because she was running late.

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And then I was like, oh, fuck, what's JJ's name?

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And then it was an awkward interaction.

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No, you had an awkward interaction?

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It happens.

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You know, Brandon, if I saw you in public or you saw me and you didn't say anything, dude, I'd be pissed at you, man.

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I would too.

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I'll say something to y'all.

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Okay.

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I got you. I'll be like, man, what up, man?

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Who the fuck are you?

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Oh, come on, man. Don't do that.

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I'll be like, oh, I'll back up.

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That is funny. You make him say something and you're like, get the fuck away from me.

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I'll be like, JJ, you're like, get the fuck back, nigga. Oh, man, I can't believe you said that.

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You're following Conor McGregor's footsteps.

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Yeah, I'll beat up a Mexican guy and then call a Muslim guy the N-word.

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A lot of times, too.

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Did you see that?

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I heard about that from y'all. Maybe throw something at Torbo's?

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You want me to read it to you?

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Yeah, I got you.

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Hold on. Let me put this screen record back on so we can all see.

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And I will search this up real quick with what Conor said.

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Yeah, let's get the Sean John jean shorts off.

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Dude, those are fucking fire. That brings back so many memories.

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That's $300. That's wild.

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John Cena definitely owns a couple pairs of those.

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Oh, guaranteed.

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Is that 2002? Smackdown know your role? Hell yeah.

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All right, let's see.

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Let's see.

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No, hold up. Wrong one.

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Comet.

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Tweet.

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To Khabib.

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Let's see right here.

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He's always said shit to Khabib.

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Let's go on the news.

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Yeah, the racist rant.

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No, it's there.

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Hold up.

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The racist rant.

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The slur field rant. All right.

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Let's go down here.

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Man, you can find this easily on Instagram.

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Okay, what the fuck is the prostate?

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We were talking about prostate.

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There it is. The first one.

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Okay, he said, show your wife, nigga.

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Wait, wait, wait. Can you do the Irish accent?

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Let's start from the beginning.

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15 minutes I'm done.

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No, hold on.

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15 minutes I done Jose Aldo.

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15 seconds. Your wife's nigga?

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Show your wife's niggas.

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No, show your kids, nigga.

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The Irishman wrote, with the screenshot of his post,

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preserved by MMA junkie, cousin fuck nigga,

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motherfucking nigga, hiding motherfucker.

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Show it your you and your cousin's kids together.

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Because we have kids here in Ireland

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that want to smoke them in competition.

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Are they competing?

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Or what?

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Are you saying Ireland versus Dakarstan?

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Where's your offspring?

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We can't wait to see them.

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The best Dakarstan offspring, Dakarstan.

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What do we think? Is it true?

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Who's next? Call a foxhole?

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With the coach whistle?

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What do you think though?

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Man, you want me to keep going?

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Nah.

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Wait, why are you doing a Nigerian?

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I want to know why you're a Nigerian, Jamaican,

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and we're the elite.

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It just sounds like the I, why are you gay?

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No, I'm a Nigerian.

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You are the gay.

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Hold on, let me try.

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I'm Conor McGregor.

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Is that better?

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Do it again.

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I'm Conor McGregor.

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Can anybody here do it?

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Absolutely, fuck it out.

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You can?

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Well, I'll try.

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I don't know, I'm not going to do one.

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Hey, will you play Connor talking real quick?

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Yeah, I got you.

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Can you do it?

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If I can try to repeat something he says,

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I'm not good at Irish accent.

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Neither am I.

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You can just press on any video.

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I can only do Asian accent.

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The UFC victory speech.

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If it's eating anyone up.

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Here you go, one.

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I'm not doing a speech, dude.

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I've spent a lot of time, Joe.

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Oh, okay.

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I've spent a lot of time, Joe.

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I've spent a lot of time, Joe.

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Okay.

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I got it now.

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I ridiculed everyone on the roster.

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Yep.

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To absolutely nobody.

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Including but not limited to saying the N-word

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three times in three sentences.

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I'd like to apologize to absolutely nobody.

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There you go, that's better.

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Just kidding.

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I just had to see it.

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I just want to tell you, Joe.

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I just want to tell you to Brandon,

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no matter how many times they touch you,

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What the fuck?

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Oh, damn.

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They can't take your heart.

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Oh, man.

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I feel like I'm on Breakdown.

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Poor William Wallace.

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He said he couldn't break my heart.

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Brave Cuck.

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Can't take your heart, but I'll take your dick.

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You're like, oh, shit.

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Thought we were acting like something happened.

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It is funny to think of like him saying the N-word

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with an Irish accent.

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I wonder how he says it.

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Me too.

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He lets it go, I know that.

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You can get AI to do Conor McGregor's voice

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and read out his.

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That would be great.

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And you look, he date AI.

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Dude, I walked into work like this one day.

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You do like walking scene-ins in her.

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Yeah.

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They asked if I was leaving them for the police department.

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Someone asked if Siri broke up with me.

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And another dude said I look like I beat the Waifu pillar

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that I sleep with.

321
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Wow.

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Who said all this?

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These are coworkers.

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Oh, wow.

325
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That's fucking good.

326
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It's true.

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Some people don't have a job anymore.

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It's not because I did any IT shit that got them in trouble.

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They just don't work there anymore.

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OK.

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Damn, man.

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I mean, it would help when I was a kid.

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I was like, that might be the shit.

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That's why I was alone.

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I was like, I guess AI is it.

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Get a little robot.

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Hold on a second.

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Let's pause for a moment.

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I have this camera.

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This camera and JJ's.

341
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What fucking camera is it?

342
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Thank you guys so much for inviting me.

343
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Sometimes I feel like people like, I know like it's important

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that people have their voice, but like I also need a voice

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to talk about these things too.

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I was getting all of my groceries and stuff like that,

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and I finished my groceries and I had $20 left over

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and I look over and there's this man.

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He was a race, like kind of maybe a little darker.

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So I was like, this is good, right?

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This is good.

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But then like it wasn't good because like, I don't know.

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Anyways, I just think, you know what?

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I'm going to do something nice for him.

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And so I decide I'm going to give this man $20 that I have left over.

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Right.

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So I approach him.

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So that I noticed that I've noticed your condition

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and we're really close to Kwanzaa.

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And I just really, he said he was like a lawyer and stuff,

361
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but like, ma'am, I don't know you.

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I'm on the phone with my wife.

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You know, you're making me very uncomfortable

364
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and I just don't understand it.

365
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I don't know.

366
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It was just this hard situation.

367
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Like I'm trying to be a good person, right?

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I have never been racist in my entire life.

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And then all of a sudden, like there's all this stuff going on me.

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And I'm just like, I'm just trying to give this guy $20

371
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because like I think we're not going to get over the race thing.

372
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We can't stop.

373
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Like we can't end racism without helping one another.

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And if I'm trying to help you end racism,

375
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I need, I need you also to like meet me.

376
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Right.

377
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I feel like, I mean, not to get, I don't want to get all into my beliefs on that,

378
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but like meet me a little bit.

379
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You know what I mean?

380
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So I'm trying to give him this $20 because I care.

381
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Right.

382
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I care.

383
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I'm like, you wouldn't take it.

384
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And then so I started crying, which just really upset people.

385
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So then like somebody called the cops, which I was just like,

386
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maybe they can help, you know?

387
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I don't know.

388
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And then like the police showed up and I was,

389
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I'm not allowed at the Public's on 72.

390
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And I don't know.

391
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I just feel like maybe I could have handled that differently.

392
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I've seen you graduated to the Carl Hart church.

393
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That's good.

394
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When I was in the widest place in the world, Wilcock, Alabama.

395
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Never, never.

396
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I was in Millbrook.

397
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Millbrook.

398
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Oh yeah.

399
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I was in Millbrook.

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Then we went to, we went to Birmingham and then went to a Carl Hart and they had like

401
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banging shit for cheap.

402
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They have a Carl Hart outlet in Birmingham?

403
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Yeah.

404
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I bet it's like the fucking Piggly Wiggly that got in Mountain Brook.

405
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It's appropriated shit.

406
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Oh yeah.

407
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What you mean?

408
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Like fucking go to, there's a Piggly Wiggly at Mountain Brook that it's not like,

409
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not like the Piggly Wiggly you used to have out in like harvest and shit.

410
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Yeah, that got blown away by the tornado.

411
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That's how you know it's a real Piggly Wiggly, dude.

412
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Is when you get, I remember my grandpa used to know an older gentleman that worked there

413
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and he, I just remember being a kid and he was like, we had to get in the freezer.

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That's all I remember.

415
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The whole fucking thing blew away.

416
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Yeah.

417
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The tornado, yeah.

418
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And they lived?

419
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Yeah.

420
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They were in the freezer, man.

421
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Yeah.

422
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Cause I was in high school when that happened.

423
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So like we were just out for a week.

424
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So it was also when they got Osama fucking, we didn't have power.

425
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I didn't give a fuck.

426
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Like I remember there were toilets like in the street cause,

427
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Wow.

428
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Anson Hills, one of the subdivision just gets blown away every time a tornado.

429
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It looked like Daniel Tosh made fun of us on Tosh.

430
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Cause it looked like God just wiped his thumb through Alabama.

431
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And yeah, no people's like toilets were in the street and shit,

432
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but I was on a plane once and the dude was like, so you don't have to like tell me much.

433
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I'm sorry.

434
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This is, this is not a well coordinated story, but he's like, just tell me where you get your groceries from.

435
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Is it from like Walmart, public store, like a pig, I was like, well, pig blew away.

436
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He's like, that's all I need to hear.

437
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I was like, I don't know.

438
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I was on the plane.

439
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He asked me about the April 27th tornado.

440
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This was in 2011, right?

441
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Yeah, that was 2011.

442
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So this would have been like, that airplane ride would have been like 2014 or something.

443
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Yeah. Cause I was already in the guard.

444
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Yeah, that was rough.

445
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It was a weird, weird conversation.

446
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Tilly Wiggly was a weird grocery store because they had like a bullpen in the middle of the grocery store with all the glass around it.

447
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I never understood what that was for.

448
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There was always a dude in there.

449
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It was like this glass box in the middle of the grocery store.

450
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Uh, glass box.

451
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That might've been a testing facility that I was at.

452
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But I do remember that very clearly.

453
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A glass box in the middle with a dude in it.

454
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Yeah, and a big Hawaiian guy that kind of looked like you would sit in there.

455
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I'm not even joking.

456
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Are you for real?

457
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For what?

458
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I don't know.

459
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Maybe that's where the cigarettes were or something.

460
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Oh, that one is just...

461
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I don't think this is normal.

462
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I don't know what he's talking about.

463
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I don't think this is everywhere.

464
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But at the Pigly Wiggly...

465
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They had a Hawaiian dude trapped there?

466
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They had a guy that would dress up in the Pigly...

467
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They just had the wall over you as a mascot.

468
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He was a lobster they were selling.

469
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You said that was a lobster?

470
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Tap on the glade.

471
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Oh yeah, like the little lobster cage or whatever where the lobsters were trying to fight,

472
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but they got their fincher's like...

473
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The Hawaiian guy in there.

474
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Wrist band together.

475
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You can go fight him for $10.

476
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He just fucks you up.

477
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He fed on the lobsters?

478
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He said that was lobsters.

479
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I'm like, okay, Pigly Wiggly lobster cage.

480
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There's nothing.

481
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He didn't say it was lobsters.

482
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He said, like a lobster cage.

483
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Oh, like a lobster.

484
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Dude, that's when America started getting soft, man, when we took the lobster tank out of the

485
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grocery store.

486
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We used to be a real country until we took out the cage fight with the lobsters.

487
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That's what I'm saying.

488
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Dude, I saw this video of a restaurant in Japan.

489
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They have these shrimps in a little glass container and they pour vodka in there.

490
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They're jumping and freaking the fuck out because apparently they can't breathe when

491
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you pour that stuff in there.

492
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They die a slow death and apparently it makes it taste better.

493
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That's horrible.

494
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They do it at the table in front of it.

495
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It was one of the white women that do the traveling pages on Instagram.

496
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She was crying in the restaurant.

497
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Are you serious?

498
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They're fucking shrimp.

499
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When in Rome, you got to adhere to the culture.

500
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Now you're getting vodka flavored shrimp though because it burns out the alcohol but keeps

501
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flavor.

502
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Yeah.

503
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I'm allergic to shrimp, dude.

504
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I won't eat it anyway.

505
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But you wouldn't mind seeing them die.

506
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I'd love to see it.

507
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A slow and painful death.

508
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I love it.

509
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I bet you wouldn't.

510
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I don't give a fuck, dude.

511
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JJ's all for animal cruelty.

512
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All right.

513
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Damn, man.

514
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Speaking of animal cruelty, you did a show in Tulu, Mississippit.

515
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Tupelo, yeah.

516
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Tupelo.

517
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Was the great KC there?

518
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Yeah, from the show.

519
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King of the Tupelo.

520
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King of the Tupelo.

521
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You did a show there.

522
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That's awesome, man.

523
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I haven't seen King of the Tupelo.

524
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:57,280
I just remember it was the Amsterdam bar and grill and it was a Palestinian deli and like

525
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Logan Peters hadn't really advertised it.

526
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They pulled some dudes off the street.

527
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So me and Andrew Ledbetter were just there and they had some one-armed dude from New

528
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:08,400
York flew down for the show too.

529
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:10,200
We were just like, all right.

530
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:15,400
People were trying to have family dinner and then like the worst local open micers are doing

531
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:16,400
their worst 15 minutes.

532
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:18,560
It was a great time.

533
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:20,400
That sounds like a street joke.

534
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:21,400
Oh wow.

535
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:22,400
Okay.

536
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:23,400
I do like me some chicken shawarma.

537
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,400
Andy paid like 50 bucks.

538
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:26,400
There you go.

539
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:27,400
That's a win.

540
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:28,400
Yeah.

541
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,720
At least you didn't get hurt out there.

542
00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:34,480
They would have cut you up and sold your body parts on the black market.

543
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:35,480
That's what happens in Tupelo.

544
00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:36,480
I believe everything tastes there.

545
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:37,480
And the North Mississippi Medical Center.

546
00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:38,480
I knew too.

547
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:39,480
So I'll be watching.

548
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:44,320
Right after that show, my buddy became a recruiter out in Tupelo for the army.

549
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:47,040
Did he do like an Elvis gimmick?

550
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:48,040
I have to.

551
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,040
Yeah.

552
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,040
They really liked Elvis jokes.

553
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,040
Oh yeah.

554
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:52,040
I wonder why.

555
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:53,040
Yeah.

556
00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:54,040
The women love it, dude.

557
00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:55,280
They're like obsessed with it.

558
00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:56,760
It's crazy to me.

559
00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:57,840
I don't know.

560
00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:00,200
Old women like an Elvis.

561
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:01,200
It's just like, gosh.

562
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,200
It gets them still more.

563
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,200
I don't like it.

564
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:11,360
I had a boss that apparently saw Elvis live and that he's like, he's about 60, but it

565
00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:15,600
really like, I was scratching my brain like how old were you when you went and saw Elvis?

566
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:18,020
I thought Elvis died like forever ago.

567
00:21:18,020 --> 00:21:19,020
That's what I thought.

568
00:21:19,020 --> 00:21:20,020
Yeah.

569
00:21:20,020 --> 00:21:21,020
Like that.

570
00:21:21,020 --> 00:21:22,020
Like the 78, right?

571
00:21:22,020 --> 00:21:23,020
Yeah.

572
00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:24,020
Yeah.

573
00:21:24,020 --> 00:21:25,020
Let me see.

574
00:21:25,020 --> 00:21:26,020
I think it was 1978.

575
00:21:26,020 --> 00:21:27,020
50 years ago.

576
00:21:27,020 --> 00:21:28,020
That's not long at all.

577
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:29,020
That's very recent.

578
00:21:29,020 --> 00:21:30,020
That's like 10 years before I was born.

579
00:21:30,020 --> 00:21:31,020
That's it.

580
00:21:31,020 --> 00:21:32,020
That was 50 years ago.

581
00:21:32,020 --> 00:21:33,020
That's not long.

582
00:21:33,020 --> 00:21:34,020
That's very recent.

583
00:21:34,020 --> 00:21:36,020
Brandon, what are you talking about?

584
00:21:36,020 --> 00:21:39,020
Oh, I was a year off.

585
00:21:39,020 --> 00:21:40,020
1977.

586
00:21:40,020 --> 00:21:41,020
Him ritualing that toilet.

587
00:21:41,020 --> 00:21:45,020
You just got to get Brandon three plus minus, right?

588
00:21:45,020 --> 00:21:46,020
Yes.

589
00:21:46,020 --> 00:21:47,020
On years.

590
00:21:47,020 --> 00:21:48,020
He's good.

591
00:21:48,020 --> 00:21:49,020
He's golden.

592
00:21:49,020 --> 00:21:54,740
Brandon, what year did... I'm trying to think of something that was big, but not that.

593
00:21:54,740 --> 00:21:55,740
Princess Diana.

594
00:21:55,740 --> 00:21:56,740
Princess Diana?

595
00:21:56,740 --> 00:21:57,740
What was it?

596
00:21:57,740 --> 00:21:58,740
1994 or 98?

597
00:21:58,740 --> 00:21:59,740
I don't know.

598
00:21:59,740 --> 00:22:04,460
Well, what's your final answer, dude?

599
00:22:04,460 --> 00:22:05,460
I'm going to say 96.

600
00:22:05,460 --> 00:22:06,460
Okay.

601
00:22:06,460 --> 00:22:09,300
You guys have an answer?

602
00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:10,300
It probably is 96.

603
00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:11,300
I'd say 97.

604
00:22:11,300 --> 00:22:14,420
I was thinking 94 because it was his first guess.

605
00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:15,420
Yeah.

606
00:22:15,420 --> 00:22:16,420
And I trust him.

607
00:22:16,420 --> 00:22:17,420
I'm going to say 92.

608
00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:18,420
92.

609
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:19,420
Let's see.

610
00:22:19,420 --> 00:22:20,420
No, no.

611
00:22:20,420 --> 00:22:21,420
Diana Ross.

612
00:22:21,420 --> 00:22:22,420
She met Tupac.

613
00:22:22,420 --> 00:22:23,420
She met Tupac?

614
00:22:23,420 --> 00:22:24,420
Diana.

615
00:22:24,420 --> 00:22:26,620
Do you think he had something to do with her death?

616
00:22:26,620 --> 00:22:27,620
Yeah.

617
00:22:27,620 --> 00:22:28,620
You never know.

618
00:22:28,620 --> 00:22:29,620
Princess.

619
00:22:29,620 --> 00:22:30,620
Maybe P. Diddy did because he was trying to get Tupac.

620
00:22:30,620 --> 00:22:31,620
What is it?

621
00:22:31,620 --> 00:22:32,620
1997.

622
00:22:32,620 --> 00:22:33,620
I get these deaths right.

623
00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:34,620
I get them right.

624
00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:37,620
I mean, dying during the Jordan years, that's peak.

625
00:22:37,620 --> 00:22:40,620
There's nothing else to see.

626
00:22:40,620 --> 00:22:41,620
Right?

627
00:22:41,620 --> 00:22:46,620
Might as well.

628
00:22:46,620 --> 00:22:48,620
It didn't get better?

629
00:22:48,620 --> 00:22:49,620
No.

630
00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:50,620
I mean, what happened after this?

631
00:22:50,620 --> 00:22:51,620
9-11.

632
00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:52,620
Yeah.

633
00:22:52,620 --> 00:22:53,620
Ebola.

634
00:22:53,620 --> 00:22:54,620
COVID.

635
00:22:54,620 --> 00:22:55,620
COVID.

636
00:22:55,620 --> 00:22:56,620
Not a bad shit.

637
00:22:56,620 --> 00:22:57,620
This podcast.

638
00:22:57,620 --> 00:22:58,620
That's a highlight.

639
00:22:58,620 --> 00:22:59,620
I don't know what you're talking about.

640
00:22:59,620 --> 00:23:00,620
That's true.

641
00:23:00,620 --> 00:23:07,620
I like to think she's watching from the big castle in the sky.

642
00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:08,620
Yeah.

643
00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:09,620
Is she the bassist?

644
00:23:09,620 --> 00:23:10,620
I think Castle in the Sky.

645
00:23:10,620 --> 00:23:11,620
Is that not a Nazi thing?

646
00:23:11,620 --> 00:23:12,620
Is it?

647
00:23:12,620 --> 00:23:13,620
Let's find out.

648
00:23:13,620 --> 00:23:17,620
I think that was a show that was written around if the Nazis won.

649
00:23:17,620 --> 00:23:20,620
No, Castle in the Sky is from that Bill Withers song.

650
00:23:20,620 --> 00:23:21,620
You know what I'm talking about?

651
00:23:21,620 --> 00:23:22,620
You don't know Bill Withers?

652
00:23:22,620 --> 00:23:23,620
No.

653
00:23:23,620 --> 00:23:24,620
Just the two of us.

654
00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:25,620
Just the two of us.

655
00:23:25,620 --> 00:23:26,620
We can make it if we try.

656
00:23:26,620 --> 00:23:27,620
Just the two of us.

657
00:23:27,620 --> 00:23:28,620
Yeah.

658
00:23:28,620 --> 00:23:29,620
Oh, God.

659
00:23:29,620 --> 00:23:30,620
No, this is not what I was thinking.

660
00:23:30,620 --> 00:23:31,620
What the hell?

661
00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:32,620
That's a little castle in the sky.

662
00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:33,620
I think that was Howl's Moving Castle.

663
00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:34,620
That's the one.

664
00:23:34,620 --> 00:23:42,620
Oh, you watch anime, Ian?

665
00:23:42,620 --> 00:23:45,620
Do you look at me?

666
00:23:45,620 --> 00:23:46,620
Of course I do.

667
00:23:46,620 --> 00:23:47,620
Oh, man.

668
00:23:47,620 --> 00:23:48,620
What's your favorite anime?

669
00:23:48,620 --> 00:23:49,620
I know Dom's really into this conversation.

670
00:23:49,620 --> 00:23:50,620
Go ahead.

671
00:23:50,620 --> 00:23:51,620
Go at it.

672
00:23:51,620 --> 00:23:52,620
I like to learn.

673
00:23:52,620 --> 00:23:56,460
Fuck, that's tough.

674
00:23:56,460 --> 00:23:59,620
I think Yu Hakusho was pretty good.

675
00:23:59,620 --> 00:24:00,620
Oh, me too.

676
00:24:00,620 --> 00:24:02,180
Yeah, because it had a good run.

677
00:24:02,180 --> 00:24:06,020
That's what they base all tournament arcs around now, and for some reason they had teenagers

678
00:24:06,020 --> 00:24:08,020
just drip the fuck out.

679
00:24:08,020 --> 00:24:11,020
That's a good idea, isn't it?

680
00:24:11,020 --> 00:24:13,020
No, I mean not...

681
00:24:13,020 --> 00:24:14,020
Oh, wow.

682
00:24:14,020 --> 00:24:17,020
That was not a decisive no.

683
00:24:17,020 --> 00:24:20,020
That was more like a passive yes.

684
00:24:20,020 --> 00:24:21,020
But like...

685
00:24:21,020 --> 00:24:22,020
Hell yeah.

686
00:24:22,020 --> 00:24:23,020
That's my favorite theme song.

687
00:24:23,020 --> 00:24:30,020
Yeah, no, it does have a good theme song.

688
00:24:30,020 --> 00:24:33,140
They base... that's the archetype for a bunch of characters.

689
00:24:33,140 --> 00:24:37,500
I finished Attack on Titan the other day, because since I had COVID, I was just binging shit

690
00:24:37,500 --> 00:24:40,100
while I was working.

691
00:24:40,100 --> 00:24:41,100
That one is something.

692
00:24:41,100 --> 00:24:42,100
JJK was good.

693
00:24:42,100 --> 00:24:43,100
I tried to get into that one.

694
00:24:43,100 --> 00:24:44,100
I heard y'all talking about an anime.

695
00:24:44,100 --> 00:24:45,580
I ate that finger that he ate.

696
00:24:45,580 --> 00:24:51,940
I got the gummy bear one of it, the life-size one.

697
00:24:51,940 --> 00:24:52,940
Ate that finger.

698
00:24:52,940 --> 00:24:53,940
How'd it feel?

699
00:24:53,940 --> 00:24:56,340
Did you get a curse?

700
00:24:56,340 --> 00:24:57,340
You would think.

701
00:24:57,340 --> 00:24:58,340
It didn't taste that good.

702
00:24:58,340 --> 00:25:01,100
But it was tough.

703
00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:02,100
So his finger...

704
00:25:02,100 --> 00:25:03,100
It was very tough.

705
00:25:03,100 --> 00:25:06,380
So basically, it's called Jujutsu Kaisen.

706
00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:12,660
And the guy eats the finger of this demon or something, and he gets these powers, but

707
00:25:12,660 --> 00:25:17,660
it's called a curse, because he also turns into this demon guy, and the demon guy can

708
00:25:17,660 --> 00:25:20,700
take him over, but he has enhanced powers and stuff.

709
00:25:20,700 --> 00:25:23,700
I stopped listening about one third of a second.

710
00:25:23,700 --> 00:25:25,500
Dude, you'll listen to this.

711
00:25:25,500 --> 00:25:30,420
My favorite anime as of late is this anime called Blue Lock.

712
00:25:30,420 --> 00:25:31,420
The soccer one?

713
00:25:31,420 --> 00:25:34,060
It's about cute boys that play soccer and try their hardest.

714
00:25:34,060 --> 00:25:35,060
What's it called?

715
00:25:35,060 --> 00:25:36,060
It's Blue Lock.

716
00:25:36,060 --> 00:25:37,060
It's called Blue Lock.

717
00:25:37,060 --> 00:25:38,060
I'm just joking, man.

718
00:25:38,060 --> 00:25:39,060
I'm just messing with you.

719
00:25:39,060 --> 00:25:40,060
You said Blue Rock?

720
00:25:40,060 --> 00:25:41,060
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

721
00:25:41,060 --> 00:25:42,060
Backspace on the R?

722
00:25:42,060 --> 00:25:43,060
What was that first result?

723
00:25:43,060 --> 00:25:44,060
Blue chewed couple.

724
00:25:44,060 --> 00:25:45,060
What is that about?

725
00:25:45,060 --> 00:25:46,060
What is that about, dude?

726
00:25:46,060 --> 00:25:47,060
This is definitely for our skittles and so on.

727
00:25:47,060 --> 00:25:48,060
I don't know what one it was.

728
00:25:48,060 --> 00:25:59,500
It's prescribed, guys.

729
00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:05,620
But it's about cute boys that play soccer and try their best at soccer.

730
00:26:05,620 --> 00:26:08,260
Look at that, dude.

731
00:26:08,260 --> 00:26:10,540
Look at how cute these guys are.

732
00:26:10,540 --> 00:26:11,540
What's up with the cute?

733
00:26:11,540 --> 00:26:12,540
They're shirtless boys.

734
00:26:12,540 --> 00:26:13,540
Oh no.

735
00:26:13,540 --> 00:26:15,540
And they get in the locker room.

736
00:26:15,540 --> 00:26:16,540
Horror and rage.

737
00:26:16,540 --> 00:26:17,540
Yeah.

738
00:26:17,540 --> 00:26:18,540
I'm like 17.

739
00:26:18,540 --> 00:26:19,540
Max.

740
00:26:19,540 --> 00:26:22,540
Ready to binge watch it tonight?

741
00:26:22,540 --> 00:26:24,140
You ever seen this?

742
00:26:24,140 --> 00:26:25,140
Nope.

743
00:26:25,140 --> 00:26:26,140
You gonna watch it?

744
00:26:26,140 --> 00:26:27,140
Nope.

745
00:26:27,140 --> 00:26:29,860
I love, but I do like this anime because it's so funny.

746
00:26:29,860 --> 00:26:31,900
The sports animes are so ridiculous.

747
00:26:31,900 --> 00:26:33,420
They're all over the top.

748
00:26:33,420 --> 00:26:36,340
They take it the most mundane.

749
00:26:36,340 --> 00:26:41,580
One pass will take five minutes because it's like they go to every single character and

750
00:26:41,580 --> 00:26:43,580
how they feel and how they react.

751
00:26:43,580 --> 00:26:47,740
Everybody's acting like it's World War III, like life and death.

752
00:26:47,740 --> 00:26:48,740
It's so good.

753
00:26:48,740 --> 00:26:49,740
You seen the boxing one they got?

754
00:26:49,740 --> 00:26:50,740
I forgot.

755
00:26:50,740 --> 00:26:51,740
It was like in the 90s.

756
00:26:51,740 --> 00:26:52,740
I forgot what it's called.

757
00:26:52,740 --> 00:26:53,740
That's really good.

758
00:26:53,740 --> 00:26:54,740
Yeah.

759
00:26:54,740 --> 00:26:55,740
There's a lot of those.

760
00:26:55,740 --> 00:27:00,820
I remember hearing that Demon Slayer, the author, came out.

761
00:27:00,820 --> 00:27:05,580
I was like, yeah, guys, I drew all that flashy stuff with the swords just to keep y'all's

762
00:27:05,580 --> 00:27:09,060
attention because they're really just swinging swords.

763
00:27:09,060 --> 00:27:12,180
All the Japanese characters, they don't see none of that.

764
00:27:12,180 --> 00:27:13,180
Swords.

765
00:27:13,180 --> 00:27:14,780
It's a Michael Jackson looking villain.

766
00:27:14,780 --> 00:27:15,780
It's good.

767
00:27:15,780 --> 00:27:16,780
Yeah.

768
00:27:16,780 --> 00:27:17,780
It's crazy.

769
00:27:17,780 --> 00:27:18,780
It's ridiculous, dude.

770
00:27:18,780 --> 00:27:22,740
Is it like whenever we showed you black movies, is it like this?

771
00:27:22,740 --> 00:27:23,740
You got to show me anime?

772
00:27:23,740 --> 00:27:25,860
Or what would be your thing to show me?

773
00:27:25,860 --> 00:27:27,740
I don't know.

774
00:27:27,740 --> 00:27:31,860
Maybe Ken Burns documentaries about Vietnam and World War II.

775
00:27:31,860 --> 00:27:33,220
I'm down for that.

776
00:27:33,220 --> 00:27:34,980
Or like serial killer documentaries.

777
00:27:34,980 --> 00:27:36,460
There you go.

778
00:27:36,460 --> 00:27:39,660
But I don't like to show the tricks of the trade.

779
00:27:39,660 --> 00:27:41,580
Those are some outdated methods.

780
00:27:41,580 --> 00:27:42,580
We got newer stuff.

781
00:27:42,580 --> 00:27:47,140
When you watch them, are you like a magician that watches somebody give away the tricks?

782
00:27:47,140 --> 00:27:49,780
No, it's like I'm in class taking notes.

783
00:27:49,780 --> 00:27:52,020
It's like learning from the goats.

784
00:27:52,020 --> 00:27:55,860
It's like, what did Richard Ramirez used to do?

785
00:27:55,860 --> 00:27:58,580
I watch Office Space like it's game film.

786
00:27:58,580 --> 00:28:03,540
I'm just taking notes.

787
00:28:03,540 --> 00:28:05,940
I feel like you take all your notes in Excel.

788
00:28:05,940 --> 00:28:07,940
I do in Excel.

789
00:28:07,940 --> 00:28:08,940
Damn, man.

790
00:28:08,940 --> 00:28:13,860
I have a word doc just titled scratch notes or scratch pad.

791
00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:16,940
Each cell is a word.

792
00:28:16,940 --> 00:28:19,660
I have personal beef with every engineer in my office.

793
00:28:19,660 --> 00:28:20,660
I understand.

794
00:28:20,660 --> 00:28:21,660
You're an engineer?

795
00:28:21,660 --> 00:28:22,660
No, I'm not.

796
00:28:22,660 --> 00:28:27,340
But I had to replace an engineer as their sysadmin and all of their instructions are

797
00:28:27,340 --> 00:28:29,900
written for other autistic engineers.

798
00:28:29,900 --> 00:28:32,620
So there's a bunch of steps missing.

799
00:28:32,620 --> 00:28:34,660
You feel right in there.

800
00:28:34,660 --> 00:28:35,660
They're all old.

801
00:28:35,660 --> 00:28:41,620
None of them really, they talk about weird shit or they just don't talk at all.

802
00:28:41,620 --> 00:28:42,620
I wish I felt it.

803
00:28:42,620 --> 00:28:43,620
I'd spit in there.

804
00:28:43,620 --> 00:28:44,620
I wish I fit in.

805
00:28:44,620 --> 00:28:49,620
I feel like you probably do, man.

806
00:28:49,620 --> 00:28:53,300
You probably have a good time.

807
00:28:53,300 --> 00:28:59,460
Not like when I was supporting an office where the median age was this.

808
00:28:59,460 --> 00:29:00,460
That's a lot easier.

809
00:29:00,460 --> 00:29:07,020
I feel like the youngest dude before me is like 36.

810
00:29:07,020 --> 00:29:09,020
The rest of them are like in their 50s.

811
00:29:09,020 --> 00:29:10,020
36.

812
00:29:10,020 --> 00:29:11,020
How old are you?

813
00:29:11,020 --> 00:29:12,020
I've never asked.

814
00:29:12,020 --> 00:29:13,020
I'm 29.

815
00:29:13,020 --> 00:29:14,020
Oh, yeah, we're close.

816
00:29:14,020 --> 00:29:15,020
I'm 21.

817
00:29:15,020 --> 00:29:20,540
Yeah, I thought you and JJ were a lot older than you were.

818
00:29:20,540 --> 00:29:21,540
How old do I look?

819
00:29:21,540 --> 00:29:22,540
Like if you saw me in the street.

820
00:29:22,540 --> 00:29:23,540
Now I know you're 21.

821
00:29:23,540 --> 00:29:25,740
No, like if you didn't know.

822
00:29:25,740 --> 00:29:28,100
I think originally I probably thought you were like 22 or something.

823
00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:31,140
If you were on a blind dating show, people would say like 75.

824
00:29:31,140 --> 00:29:32,140
Oh, yeah.

825
00:29:32,140 --> 00:29:33,140
Like your references.

826
00:29:33,140 --> 00:29:34,140
Just with the voice.

827
00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:35,140
Did you just hear Ian?

828
00:29:35,140 --> 00:29:36,140
What?

829
00:29:36,140 --> 00:29:38,540
He said, he said, he said, I thought you guys were a lot older.

830
00:29:38,540 --> 00:29:41,460
And he was like, well, he's like, I know you're 21 now.

831
00:29:41,460 --> 00:29:43,460
I probably thought you were 22.

832
00:29:43,460 --> 00:29:44,460
Dang.

833
00:29:44,460 --> 00:29:45,460
Oh my God.

834
00:29:45,460 --> 00:29:46,460
Dude, I'm older.

835
00:29:46,460 --> 00:29:47,700
Yeah, it's not too far.

836
00:29:47,700 --> 00:29:52,540
I was watching the AFC championship at the, just like a little bit of it at this, at

837
00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:54,820
my friend Lucas's house.

838
00:29:54,820 --> 00:29:59,100
And his girlfriend was sitting there and she was like, man, it's only six 41.

839
00:29:59,100 --> 00:30:00,700
It feels a lot later.

840
00:30:00,700 --> 00:30:08,540
And Lucas was like, yeah, it feels like seven o'clock.

841
00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:13,100
And he also like, I hate to put them on blast, dude, but it's so fucking funny.

842
00:30:13,100 --> 00:30:14,660
Like we're watching the game.

843
00:30:14,660 --> 00:30:16,580
And he's like, why'd they kick it?

844
00:30:16,580 --> 00:30:18,180
Like he was fourth down.

845
00:30:18,180 --> 00:30:21,620
Like I just slowly realized he didn't know how football works.

846
00:30:21,620 --> 00:30:27,540
Like not even the basics.

847
00:30:27,540 --> 00:30:29,700
And then he, it feels like seven o'clock.

848
00:30:29,700 --> 00:30:32,300
Oh, this is more than, okay.

849
00:30:32,300 --> 00:30:37,620
He wasn't fucking around.

850
00:30:37,620 --> 00:30:38,620
That's a good joke.

851
00:30:38,620 --> 00:30:42,580
If he was fucking around, he wasn't still funny though.

852
00:30:42,580 --> 00:30:43,580
Yeah.

853
00:30:43,580 --> 00:30:46,500
What's up, man?

854
00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:47,500
Not much, dude.

855
00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:50,140
I don't have COVID anymore.

856
00:30:50,140 --> 00:30:51,740
That's good.

857
00:30:51,740 --> 00:30:53,940
Yeah, man.

858
00:30:53,940 --> 00:30:58,780
Is your favorite food imitation crab, brand goons?

859
00:30:58,780 --> 00:31:00,780
No, no.

860
00:31:00,780 --> 00:31:01,780
We got some faulty information.

861
00:31:01,780 --> 00:31:08,100
I can't wait to see what y'all looked up.

862
00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:11,260
So I remember earlier you were talking about, uh, you know what?

863
00:31:11,260 --> 00:31:12,260
We'll just say this.

864
00:31:12,260 --> 00:31:13,740
So you grew up with three legged dogs.

865
00:31:13,740 --> 00:31:14,740
Is that true?

866
00:31:14,740 --> 00:31:18,460
I had a three legged dog, uh, named courage.

867
00:31:18,460 --> 00:31:19,460
She got hit as a puppy.

868
00:31:19,460 --> 00:31:21,260
She was an Australian shepherd.

869
00:31:21,260 --> 00:31:24,460
Uh, yeah, she was, she was a good dog.

870
00:31:24,460 --> 00:31:25,460
Yeah.

871
00:31:25,460 --> 00:31:26,460
Good dog.

872
00:31:26,460 --> 00:31:27,460
Yeah.

873
00:31:27,460 --> 00:31:28,460
Was she named courage after the TV show?

874
00:31:28,460 --> 00:31:29,460
Absolutely.

875
00:31:29,460 --> 00:31:30,460
So I see that more to it.

876
00:31:30,460 --> 00:31:34,620
It says, do you think dogs call other well hung dogs five legged?

877
00:31:34,620 --> 00:31:37,260
No, I don't know where you got that.

878
00:31:37,260 --> 00:31:38,260
Oh, that's not me.

879
00:31:38,260 --> 00:31:39,260
That wasn't me.

880
00:31:39,260 --> 00:31:40,260
That's just a question from him.

881
00:31:40,260 --> 00:31:41,260
That's just a good question.

882
00:31:41,260 --> 00:31:43,460
He was like, do you think other dogs, uh, yeah.

883
00:31:43,460 --> 00:31:46,180
Have you ever seen a five legged dog?

884
00:31:46,180 --> 00:31:49,180
You think that's a furry?

885
00:31:49,180 --> 00:31:51,260
This is the fifth time in a row.

886
00:31:51,260 --> 00:31:52,260
I was just wondering.

887
00:31:52,260 --> 00:31:53,260
He's not joking.

888
00:31:53,260 --> 00:31:54,260
No, he's not joking at all.

889
00:31:54,260 --> 00:31:55,260
No, man, I'm just wondering.

890
00:31:55,260 --> 00:31:56,260
Like I was just.

891
00:31:56,260 --> 00:31:57,260
Brandon, are you a furry?

892
00:31:57,260 --> 00:31:58,260
No, I'm not a furry.

893
00:31:58,260 --> 00:31:59,260
I don't do no furry stuff, man.

894
00:31:59,260 --> 00:32:00,260
This is the fifth episode in a row he brought up a furry.

895
00:32:00,260 --> 00:32:06,260
I'm just wondering, man, because we talking about dogs and these, we talking about well,

896
00:32:06,260 --> 00:32:07,260
you know what?

897
00:32:07,260 --> 00:32:08,260
This is, this is digging a hole.

898
00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:12,780
Brandon, you're going to have to start sending your porn searches into the group chat, dude,

899
00:32:12,780 --> 00:32:14,300
because we need to keep an eye on you.

900
00:32:14,300 --> 00:32:15,300
Guess what?

901
00:32:15,300 --> 00:32:16,300
You're not going to see anything.

902
00:32:16,300 --> 00:32:17,300
It's just going to be clear.

903
00:32:17,300 --> 00:32:18,300
Why?

904
00:32:18,300 --> 00:32:19,300
Because he uses VPN.

905
00:32:19,300 --> 00:32:20,300
Oh, shit.

906
00:32:20,300 --> 00:32:21,300
What is that?

907
00:32:21,300 --> 00:32:26,100
Brandon's using the new DeepSeek AI to make furry porn for him.

908
00:32:26,100 --> 00:32:27,100
What's VPN?

909
00:32:27,100 --> 00:32:29,940
No, I'm just, I'm not, I'm just, I don't know what that is.

910
00:32:29,940 --> 00:32:30,940
I'd like to know.

911
00:32:30,940 --> 00:32:31,940
That's deflections, huh?

912
00:32:31,940 --> 00:32:32,940
He's right.

913
00:32:32,940 --> 00:32:33,940
He is right.

914
00:32:33,940 --> 00:32:34,940
Oh my gosh.

915
00:32:34,940 --> 00:32:40,820
What, you know, a VPN is just, it just change your IP address so.

916
00:32:40,820 --> 00:32:41,820
Like incognito?

917
00:32:41,820 --> 00:32:42,820
It looks like they're somewhere else.

918
00:32:42,820 --> 00:32:48,340
It matches your location so that like, it thinks that you're in like Illinois or something.

919
00:32:48,340 --> 00:32:54,180
So when you go onto whatever furry website, it's not blocked because of Alabama legislation.

920
00:32:54,180 --> 00:32:55,180
Yeah.

921
00:32:55,180 --> 00:32:56,180
Okay.

922
00:32:56,180 --> 00:32:59,380
So what, what, what like site do they have?

923
00:32:59,380 --> 00:33:05,500
Like, cause you know, like you have like a big, you know, like a big tech sites and you

924
00:33:05,500 --> 00:33:07,100
have big ass sites.

925
00:33:07,100 --> 00:33:09,820
What furry sites do they have and what are they called?

926
00:33:09,820 --> 00:33:14,340
Russ and Rowdy, but R U S S. Is that what they call it?

927
00:33:14,340 --> 00:33:15,340
I have no idea.

928
00:33:15,340 --> 00:33:17,180
I've never seen furry.

929
00:33:17,180 --> 00:33:21,300
But if you, if you did see one, if you did, what would be the website or would you just

930
00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:25,140
go to furry on a porn hub or X video?

931
00:33:25,140 --> 00:33:26,140
Maybe just porn hub, right?

932
00:33:26,140 --> 00:33:27,420
I feel like they would have that on their X video.

933
00:33:27,420 --> 00:33:28,980
And you just type it in the search engine.

934
00:33:28,980 --> 00:33:29,980
Yeah.

935
00:33:29,980 --> 00:33:30,980
It would just pop up.

936
00:33:30,980 --> 00:33:31,980
That's like Wikipedia.

937
00:33:31,980 --> 00:33:34,980
Is that like a BBT big black tail?

938
00:33:34,980 --> 00:33:37,620
Maybe, maybe.

939
00:33:37,620 --> 00:33:38,620
Big bushy tail.

940
00:33:38,620 --> 00:33:40,100
But you know where they put the tail?

941
00:33:40,100 --> 00:33:41,100
Where?

942
00:33:41,100 --> 00:33:42,100
In the ass.

943
00:33:42,100 --> 00:33:43,100
Oh, okay.

944
00:33:43,100 --> 00:33:44,100
I see what you're saying.

945
00:33:44,100 --> 00:33:45,100
The plug.

946
00:33:45,100 --> 00:33:46,100
Oh yeah, man.

947
00:33:46,100 --> 00:33:48,660
That's where they get they, that's their plug.

948
00:33:48,660 --> 00:33:50,460
That's why he's plugging his furry porn.

949
00:33:50,460 --> 00:33:52,980
Do you think they have double ended ones?

950
00:33:52,980 --> 00:33:53,980
Oh no.

951
00:33:53,980 --> 00:33:54,980
Oh no.

952
00:33:54,980 --> 00:33:57,300
One tail with two ends.

953
00:33:57,300 --> 00:33:58,300
Like a medieval weapon.

954
00:33:58,300 --> 00:34:00,100
Ooh, like haunted the hedgehog tails.

955
00:34:00,100 --> 00:34:01,100
Yeah.

956
00:34:01,100 --> 00:34:02,100
Yeah.

957
00:34:02,100 --> 00:34:03,100
Yeah.

958
00:34:03,100 --> 00:34:04,100
Like that.

959
00:34:04,100 --> 00:34:05,100
Where you fly around with the helicopter and shit.

960
00:34:05,100 --> 00:34:06,100
Yeah.

961
00:34:06,100 --> 00:34:07,100
That's what's up.

962
00:34:07,100 --> 00:34:08,100
Do they have that?

963
00:34:08,100 --> 00:34:09,100
I have no idea.

964
00:34:09,100 --> 00:34:11,140
Dude, did you know Tails has a real name from Sonic?

965
00:34:11,140 --> 00:34:13,460
It's a pun on Miles Prower.

966
00:34:13,460 --> 00:34:14,460
I did not know that.

967
00:34:14,460 --> 00:34:15,460
Pun on Miles Prower.

968
00:34:15,460 --> 00:34:16,460
His name is Miles Prower.

969
00:34:16,460 --> 00:34:17,460
Like Miles Prower.

970
00:34:17,460 --> 00:34:18,460
I had no idea.

971
00:34:18,460 --> 00:34:19,460
I thought his name was Tails.

972
00:34:19,460 --> 00:34:20,460
I don't know.

973
00:34:20,460 --> 00:34:23,460
Cause he has two tails, I guess.

974
00:34:23,460 --> 00:34:24,460
Yeah.

975
00:34:24,460 --> 00:34:26,460
Brandon, he fly around.

976
00:34:26,460 --> 00:34:28,060
And you liked that?

977
00:34:28,060 --> 00:34:29,060
The video game.

978
00:34:29,060 --> 00:34:30,060
That you liked that.

979
00:34:30,060 --> 00:34:33,060
You liked that so it imprinted on you at a young age.

980
00:34:33,060 --> 00:34:34,900
Brandon, it's 2025.

981
00:34:34,900 --> 00:34:37,260
You do not have to be ashamed of whatever the fuck you like.

982
00:34:37,260 --> 00:34:38,260
I understand.

983
00:34:38,260 --> 00:34:39,260
I appreciate that, man.

984
00:34:39,260 --> 00:34:40,260
But Furries, no.

985
00:34:40,260 --> 00:34:43,220
I just feel like if they want to do them, go do it.

986
00:34:43,220 --> 00:34:44,660
Do you have a fascination?

987
00:34:44,660 --> 00:34:45,660
Nope.

988
00:34:45,660 --> 00:34:46,660
No.

989
00:34:46,660 --> 00:34:48,780
You know, it's not saying you like it.

990
00:34:48,780 --> 00:34:50,260
You just are interested in it.

991
00:34:50,260 --> 00:34:54,660
No, the craziest thing I ever liked when I was younger was the Miss Incredible from Incredible.

992
00:34:54,660 --> 00:34:55,660
That's not that crazy.

993
00:34:55,660 --> 00:34:56,660
That's not crazy at all.

994
00:34:56,660 --> 00:34:57,660
They understand.

995
00:34:57,660 --> 00:35:00,300
You said you liked the Sonic games.

996
00:35:00,300 --> 00:35:03,820
Sonic is just like furry DBZ.

997
00:35:03,820 --> 00:35:04,820
They go Super Saiyan, dude.

998
00:35:04,820 --> 00:35:05,820
Yeah, they do go Super Saiyan.

999
00:35:05,820 --> 00:35:07,700
But I like the music.

1000
00:35:07,700 --> 00:35:10,140
I like the music and then the graphics and then the way.

1001
00:35:10,140 --> 00:35:11,700
It just makes me feel calm playing it.

1002
00:35:11,700 --> 00:35:13,580
So you like the way the game looks.

1003
00:35:13,580 --> 00:35:14,580
Yes.

1004
00:35:14,580 --> 00:35:15,820
The characters and the way they look.

1005
00:35:15,820 --> 00:35:16,820
Yeah, they look cool.

1006
00:35:16,820 --> 00:35:19,380
It's a good game.

1007
00:35:19,380 --> 00:35:28,420
They are like, I see, of course, nowadays advancements in the graphics are up and better.

1008
00:35:28,420 --> 00:35:29,420
That sounds a little suspicious.

1009
00:35:29,420 --> 00:35:32,220
No, it's got more realistic, like God of War, man.

1010
00:35:32,220 --> 00:35:36,220
Back in 2001, back in the gold days, man, back in the day, 2001.

1011
00:35:36,220 --> 00:35:37,700
2001, the gold days.

1012
00:35:37,700 --> 00:35:38,860
I wasn't alive yet.

1013
00:35:38,860 --> 00:35:39,860
Everything good that happened.

1014
00:35:39,860 --> 00:35:40,860
Yeah, man, it was a year.

1015
00:35:40,860 --> 00:35:45,260
But yeah, they had Dreamcast and stuff.

1016
00:35:45,260 --> 00:35:47,340
Then God of War on the first PlayStation looked different.

1017
00:35:47,340 --> 00:35:50,420
Now he got the beard, looked like Conor McGregor almost.

1018
00:35:50,420 --> 00:35:52,300
And it looks so realistic.

1019
00:35:52,300 --> 00:35:53,620
So can Kratos say, nigga?

1020
00:35:53,620 --> 00:35:54,620
Yeah, he's voice five black, man.

1021
00:35:54,620 --> 00:35:55,620
Yes, he can.

1022
00:35:55,620 --> 00:35:56,620
Yes, he can.

1023
00:35:56,620 --> 00:35:57,620
He's whiter than I am.

1024
00:35:57,620 --> 00:35:58,940
No, no, but his voice character is like.

1025
00:35:58,940 --> 00:36:00,660
No, he's not whiter than you are.

1026
00:36:00,660 --> 00:36:02,460
It's the ash of his family.

1027
00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:03,460
Exactly.

1028
00:36:03,460 --> 00:36:04,700
And that's why he doesn't feel bad.

1029
00:36:04,700 --> 00:36:05,700
So it's about OJ?

1030
00:36:05,700 --> 00:36:06,700
He can say it.

1031
00:36:06,700 --> 00:36:07,700
The chaos bleeds.

1032
00:36:07,700 --> 00:36:08,700
He can't say nothing now.

1033
00:36:08,700 --> 00:36:11,700
They just came out with another OJ documentary.

1034
00:36:11,700 --> 00:36:12,700
Ooh, on Netflix.

1035
00:36:12,700 --> 00:36:17,700
Yeah, how many are we going to do?

1036
00:36:17,700 --> 00:36:20,500
They're squeezing it dry, dude.

1037
00:36:20,500 --> 00:36:21,500
Squeezing it all the way.

1038
00:36:21,500 --> 00:36:22,500
He's dead now.

1039
00:36:22,500 --> 00:36:23,500
He clearly killed him.

1040
00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:26,100
And he got away with it, but that's something we needed at the time.

1041
00:36:26,100 --> 00:36:27,100
I forgot he died, bro.

1042
00:36:27,100 --> 00:36:28,100
Yeah, he died.

1043
00:36:28,100 --> 00:36:29,100
I forgot.

1044
00:36:29,100 --> 00:36:30,100
He was the best on Twitter.

1045
00:36:30,100 --> 00:36:31,100
I followed Twitter world.

1046
00:36:31,100 --> 00:36:38,180
Even if he did, which he probably did, even if he did kill those people, which he definitely

1047
00:36:38,180 --> 00:36:39,180
did.

1048
00:36:39,180 --> 00:36:40,180
Yeah, he clearly killed them.

1049
00:36:40,180 --> 00:36:42,660
Yeah, that was fucked up.

1050
00:36:42,660 --> 00:36:43,660
He is funny, though.

1051
00:36:43,660 --> 00:36:44,660
Naked Gun was awesome.

1052
00:36:44,660 --> 00:36:45,660
Naked Gun, that was a good movie.

1053
00:36:45,660 --> 00:36:46,660
Great movie.

1054
00:36:46,660 --> 00:36:47,660
He rest for 2,000 yards in the season, brother.

1055
00:36:47,660 --> 00:36:48,660
And this is like a 15 game.

1056
00:36:48,660 --> 00:36:49,660
But I'm saying Post-Murder OJ was still fun.

1057
00:36:49,660 --> 00:36:50,660
He outran the tops.

1058
00:36:50,660 --> 00:36:51,660
He was probably the best.

1059
00:36:51,660 --> 00:36:52,660
He was probably the best.

1060
00:36:52,660 --> 00:36:53,660
He was probably the best.

1061
00:36:53,660 --> 00:36:54,660
He was probably the best.

1062
00:36:54,660 --> 00:36:55,660
He was probably the best.

1063
00:36:55,660 --> 00:36:56,660
He was probably the best.

1064
00:36:56,660 --> 00:36:57,660
He was probably the best.

1065
00:36:57,660 --> 00:36:58,660
He was probably the best.

1066
00:36:58,660 --> 00:37:01,300
He was probably the best.

1067
00:37:01,300 --> 00:37:02,860
Oh, I bet he was the best hang.

1068
00:37:02,860 --> 00:37:03,860
He was probably the best.

1069
00:37:03,860 --> 00:37:04,860
Good hang.

1070
00:37:04,860 --> 00:37:05,860
He's like, he, he, he.

1071
00:37:05,860 --> 00:37:06,860
That's so funny.

1072
00:37:06,860 --> 00:37:07,860
That's wild.

1073
00:37:07,860 --> 00:37:08,860
That's so funny, dude.

1074
00:37:08,860 --> 00:37:12,060
He's acting like he's stabbing the news reporter.

1075
00:37:12,060 --> 00:37:13,560
That's crazy.

1076
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:16,980
This might be a crazy statement, but since he definitely did kill those people, that

1077
00:37:16,980 --> 00:37:22,380
would be as if Hitler did an impression of killing Jews.

1078
00:37:22,380 --> 00:37:25,340
That's the level of craziness that that is at.

1079
00:37:25,340 --> 00:37:27,660
Just completely mocking the victim.

1080
00:37:27,660 --> 00:37:34,460
Wow, if they wrote a book if I did it well Hitler wrote a book that mine come

1081
00:37:34,460 --> 00:37:37,220
How did we got a read that on the bond Ron read a book?

1082
00:37:44,340 --> 00:37:49,700
He'd probably be so disappointed that we got kicked out of the the hockey league we got nothing to recruit these fucking

1083
00:37:50,260 --> 00:37:53,540
Canadian we have no youth programs. Yeah, that's true

1084
00:37:53,540 --> 00:37:56,620
You all play hockey y'all have hockey here

1085
00:37:59,820 --> 00:38:03,940
They got kicked out of the conference lost the team the Bama got a team

1086
00:38:05,060 --> 00:38:08,180
And then we got the Havoc the the semi-pro guys

1087
00:38:09,940 --> 00:38:11,940
No, yeah, yeah, I'm into the ha

1088
00:38:13,700 --> 00:38:16,660
Yeah, I saw yeah, I was I was backstage for him

1089
00:38:16,660 --> 00:38:21,380
I remember I used to security sometimes and watch watch them go in and out. It's really cool

1090
00:38:21,380 --> 00:38:26,860
I love the announcer for the Havoc games. Oh, man. He does a great job. Hey good

1091
00:38:33,020 --> 00:38:36,420
Tony the tight, you know who that dude is he's always at a

1092
00:38:37,340 --> 00:38:39,340
long goose I

1093
00:38:39,380 --> 00:38:44,380
Thought it was Casio for a while. Oh black guy and he talks like this

1094
00:38:44,380 --> 00:38:49,100
I just want and you can't many as a septum piercing. He he looks like

1095
00:38:49,100 --> 00:38:51,100
whatever that thing that

1096
00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:54,940
James McAvoy is in Chronicles of Narnia

1097
00:38:55,980 --> 00:38:59,740
Mr. Thomas, yes, he looks like that. I know you're talking about now

1098
00:38:59,740 --> 00:39:05,140
He looks like the black guy. I don't know what to do. He just he told us so you know who I'm talking about

1099
00:39:05,140 --> 00:39:06,140
I don't know

1100
00:39:06,140 --> 00:39:14,380
Hell yeah, I want to see always he sees comics at lo goos. Mr. Thomas. Yeah, mr. Thomas Chronicles of Narnia, dude

1101
00:39:14,380 --> 00:39:20,100
Chronicles of Narnia, dude Tom Ness, okay. Yeah, dude. I swear to you. This is what he looks like

1102
00:39:25,180 --> 00:39:30,220
Covered in tattoos. Yeah, he's a sick guy. He is

1103
00:39:34,420 --> 00:39:36,420
Wow

1104
00:39:36,420 --> 00:39:41,220
Oh, yeah, I'm just thinking wrong here

1105
00:39:41,220 --> 00:39:46,340
What are you thinking about? I was just like this is weird. He's almost like a furry. I

1106
00:39:47,060 --> 00:39:53,540
Know what his body is fucking furriness. That's crazy. He is and then he's a fool. This is a straight-up furry right? Yeah

1107
00:39:54,260 --> 00:39:59,860
Does this does this do it for you? No, I don't know. Would you prefer if the hats were the other way around?

1108
00:39:59,860 --> 00:40:03,860
The hats were the other way around. Is his ass not hot enough?

1109
00:40:03,860 --> 00:40:05,860
Fur top or fur bottom?

1110
00:40:06,660 --> 00:40:10,900
I'm not a furry guy. I just I just be like yeah, if y'all want to go do it go do it man

1111
00:40:11,140 --> 00:40:16,260
But you're an advocate furry right? Well, I mean I wouldn't do nothing. I would just be like yeah there you go

1112
00:40:16,260 --> 00:40:20,780
But it's my like you want to go up on this this place and be like advocate for the phrase

1113
00:40:20,780 --> 00:40:24,780
I got nothing to say just do what they just do it like Nike. That's all I could say

1114
00:40:24,780 --> 00:40:26,820
But I don't know nothing else about it

1115
00:40:26,820 --> 00:40:30,440
I know I heard they do parties and do crazy shit. You heard they do

1116
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:35,340
Yeah, I've never heard anything about anything. Do they meet up at like the local park dog park?

1117
00:40:35,820 --> 00:40:37,820
That's a good question. We got the dog bar

1118
00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:40,500
what used to be a

1119
00:40:40,980 --> 00:40:42,420
dear

1120
00:40:42,420 --> 00:40:44,780
interstellar wolf wolf out right outside a

1121
00:40:46,700 --> 00:40:50,580
There's a dog bar. Yeah, it's the I think it's a rocket city dog bar

1122
00:40:51,420 --> 00:40:53,260
It used to be

1123
00:40:53,260 --> 00:40:55,420
One of the places we would have a Tuesday over Mike

1124
00:40:55,420 --> 00:41:00,700
Hmm at the dog bar. It wasn't the dog bar at the time. I remember what it's called back then

1125
00:41:00,700 --> 00:41:01,580
Oh, I'm sorry

1126
00:41:01,580 --> 00:41:06,580
But there's nobody that goes that everybody who attends the dog bar and brings their dog is absolutely insufferable

1127
00:41:06,740 --> 00:41:11,100
And you know it did those are not people that you want to hang around man. Mm-hmm

1128
00:41:11,580 --> 00:41:13,580
He's like I've been

1129
00:41:16,420 --> 00:41:20,460
You don't know man, I don't have a dog the dog bar without a dog

1130
00:41:20,460 --> 00:41:26,340
He's like going to a kid's soccer game and your kid isn't playing I got a little leash like hey guys

1131
00:41:26,340 --> 00:41:29,940
My cat identifies this dog. What about it? I don't know you bring your cats

1132
00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:45,560
Just run over everything put fucking hair in the goddamn cups and shit. Yeah, yeah

1133
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:50,780
I'm like a tough up a hair. Don't listen. What if you get all the like a hairless cat?

1134
00:41:53,020 --> 00:41:58,500
I'll get just about any kid. I tried to I would have stolen some of the cats from Africa, but like

1135
00:41:59,020 --> 00:42:01,800
one of the sphinx cats like a lion now

1136
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:07,900
No, just like just a cat that like lived on the camp Ian exotic

1137
00:42:10,380 --> 00:42:12,380
Like a French dark red is then

1138
00:42:12,380 --> 00:42:14,980
Yeah, no that didn't work out

1139
00:42:16,260 --> 00:42:18,620
He said like he smoked a fucking two packs a day

1140
00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:25,100
You could be in exotic but when those autistic dudes with all the fish that they breed and they have like a

1141
00:42:25,620 --> 00:42:28,020
$15,000 fish and like that little fish briefcase

1142
00:42:31,380 --> 00:42:33,380
They like trade them

1143
00:42:33,380 --> 00:42:42,740
Like high level autism. I love watching these videos on Instagram of this guy who makes these really like advanced terrariums

1144
00:42:42,740 --> 00:42:46,500
Yeah, you know what I'm talking like the self-sufficient ones. I know what a terrarium is

1145
00:42:46,500 --> 00:42:49,380
I don't know what you're talking about. But I was here. All right

1146
00:42:49,780 --> 00:42:55,100
You talking about like land like terrains or something like what? Yeah, you took my flight spotters and shit. Yeah

1147
00:42:56,780 --> 00:43:01,220
Lizards and bugs and shit like put all the right amount of stuff in there so it survives on its own

1148
00:43:01,220 --> 00:43:05,460
Yeah, it would like survive for like a long-ass time just running on itself

1149
00:43:05,460 --> 00:43:09,860
That's cool. He makes different ones and then he makes YouTube videos and some of them are kind of fucked up

1150
00:43:09,860 --> 00:43:13,480
He's playing like a war simulator, but in real life for the animals

1151
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:19,460
He's like I released 50 spiders into this terrarium to see what would happen or like I released one

1152
00:43:21,180 --> 00:43:27,420
Carnivorous lizard into this big a story and to see how we could fuck shit up. Did he? Oh dude, he goes crazy

1153
00:43:27,420 --> 00:43:33,020
I would love for that guy to collab with the guy that shoots the squirrels. Oh

1154
00:43:36,460 --> 00:43:40,980
I've seen that not I think about it with the ant fight attacking each other shoots the squirrels

1155
00:43:40,980 --> 00:43:47,340
Oh, that's like a high-powered air rifle explosive pellets and the chipmunks like their whole body explodes

1156
00:43:48,260 --> 00:43:50,260
You should do a squid games

1157
00:43:50,260 --> 00:43:54,220
Squirrels they would all die this squirrel

1158
00:43:55,100 --> 00:44:01,940
He would shoot him regardless. He's like if everybody touches the pit everybody ignores the peanut then the games will stop

1159
00:44:03,180 --> 00:44:06,700
He gets off to that probably my buddy's stepdad has a

1160
00:44:07,380 --> 00:44:13,500
He's a little 22 pistol that he got a silencer for and he just uses so that they live in Huntsville

1161
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:18,060
So you're not supposed to but he's just out doping every squirrel he sees Wow

1162
00:44:18,060 --> 00:44:23,540
I think we need this guy on the podcast and we need to make a collab video

1163
00:44:24,860 --> 00:44:29,700
Bigger see he's a big day. He's about built like fucking Ron Perlman if he was a 60 something old, dude

1164
00:44:31,020 --> 00:44:33,020
That's that messy

1165
00:44:33,180 --> 00:44:35,180
That's impressive

1166
00:44:40,100 --> 00:44:42,100
Hey, I

1167
00:44:42,260 --> 00:44:46,320
Show I showed my co-worker that video of the squirrels

1168
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:51,740
I was just showing everybody there and then one of my goal was like, yeah, man. I really like to see death. I was like

1169
00:44:53,900 --> 00:44:55,900
Lame

1170
00:44:56,500 --> 00:44:58,500
But you work in the shitholes

1171
00:44:59,220 --> 00:45:00,740
Come on, man

1172
00:45:00,740 --> 00:45:08,140
Look, there's like how do you not find it entertaining to see is like an animal's eyes pop out of their head at the same time?

1173
00:45:09,020 --> 00:45:11,020
Looney Tunes their fucking eyes

1174
00:45:11,020 --> 00:45:16,860
Pop out. Yeah, I think the way they fall they're like still holding on to something. Oh, yeah

1175
00:45:16,860 --> 00:45:22,740
They like see you know, I clean and then they he's just like, oh he's still holding on and suits me

1176
00:45:24,340 --> 00:45:27,700
The when he killed this that one he shot in night

1177
00:45:28,700 --> 00:45:30,700
He shot it. It's like dead

1178
00:45:32,140 --> 00:45:34,140
Three important

1179
00:45:34,380 --> 00:45:39,460
Yeah, I mean when I first showed them I thought that they were gonna think I was crazy but apparently no

1180
00:45:39,460 --> 00:45:41,460
I started a whole new thing

1181
00:45:42,100 --> 00:45:44,100
Squirrels not like cats or something

1182
00:45:45,660 --> 00:45:50,900
What's the biggest animal that they can go to before it's not it's cool he hits gunk and he hit raccoon

1183
00:45:50,900 --> 00:45:57,180
Yeah, so I think people are upset about raccoons because they're cute. Yeah, they're little hands. They are

1184
00:45:57,180 --> 00:46:05,900
Yeah, if he shoots a stray cat there's gonna be problems. Oh, yeah, you can't shoot cats or dogs

1185
00:46:07,180 --> 00:46:09,180
No, you can't

1186
00:46:09,420 --> 00:46:11,420
Don't know about that

1187
00:46:11,420 --> 00:46:15,020
But I know people that are shot dogs like you just can't post it online

1188
00:46:16,700 --> 00:46:21,820
Shooting dogs do yeah, that's not good for what? Yeah, just be a good American and poor

1189
00:46:21,820 --> 00:46:26,280
Freeze over the sense they like it. It smells sweet. They go drink it and they die

1190
00:46:29,500 --> 00:46:31,500
Wow don't

1191
00:46:32,140 --> 00:46:35,700
Anything that happens it wasn't me. They're just so mad

1192
00:46:37,700 --> 00:46:42,740
Because it sounds incriminating about yeah, thanks to JJ. We're JJ might have done or do

1193
00:46:44,540 --> 00:46:46,540
We can just

1194
00:46:46,620 --> 00:46:49,980
Look, I just put it over there. I didn't make him drink it. Yeah, that's true

1195
00:46:49,980 --> 00:46:53,180
That's fucked up at least like you can lead a dog to any free

1196
00:46:54,140 --> 00:46:57,260
Have some like fruit ferment or so shit, then just put it outside

1197
00:46:57,260 --> 00:47:01,240
So at least like a like a drunk squirrel like at least it gets to go out having a good time

1198
00:47:01,500 --> 00:47:05,300
Wow, you guys cuz shouldn't kill dogs. Yeah, I don't really care about

1199
00:47:06,100 --> 00:47:08,100
I think you don't be able to kill any

1200
00:47:09,820 --> 00:47:12,620
Wouldn't kill it. Yeah, you want to kill an animal?

1201
00:47:12,620 --> 00:47:19,660
Man, I mean if I had to you go hunting for deer you won't kill a deer. No, not for fun because why you eat?

1202
00:47:19,660 --> 00:47:25,460
No, because fun we know about Brandon some of the best you're because he thinks the deer are sexy because he kept

1203
00:47:27,020 --> 00:47:31,660
Admitted that he was calling the furries. Yeah, I must got my ass with by deer

1204
00:47:31,660 --> 00:47:38,700
So you say you're eating this animal just like you you just ate sausage and chicken out there. Yeah, it's already cooked

1205
00:47:38,700 --> 00:47:43,180
Oh, yeah, but you still I mean has it had to die. I know but I'm like if I'm down

1206
00:47:43,180 --> 00:47:48,020
I mean, I mean if I have to kill it if I have to kill I'm gonna eat I'm hungry everything

1207
00:47:48,020 --> 00:47:53,560
But everything's gonna die. Yeah, I know I know you gotta eat it. Yeah. Yeah, I know if it's there

1208
00:47:53,560 --> 00:48:00,180
I'm gonna overpopulation like you don't want to get you or somebody in your family get hit by deer and then mess up their

1209
00:48:00,180 --> 00:48:04,580
Whole car. I was shoot that deer up. That's what you got to do it before it gets to that point

1210
00:48:04,580 --> 00:48:10,540
That's why they have hunting season so you can knock the population down plus you get meat you can you can chop up a deer

1211
00:48:10,540 --> 00:48:12,540
Have it in the freezer

1212
00:48:15,180 --> 00:48:19,980
You know sad news though that you remember that deer that almost what my ass and stared me down. Mm-hmm. He died

1213
00:48:19,980 --> 00:48:23,500
I was driving. I saw him in the ditch. How do you know?

1214
00:48:24,220 --> 00:48:26,220
Well, because it was the same

1215
00:48:26,220 --> 00:48:35,500
I know he's fine. Anyway, I like how you're like the deal was gonna beat me up and I was like, oh it's so hot

1216
00:48:37,020 --> 00:48:39,020
It just robot that's bucked up

1217
00:48:40,900 --> 00:48:46,020
See what these horns could do now man, no, but uh, yeah, he's dead the deer was horny you were on

1218
00:48:46,540 --> 00:48:49,800
Sadly, I saw him in the ditch man. He was right in that same area. I was like, okay

1219
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:53,260
That's a man. Let's say let's say let's say a purple. I'm going all right

1220
00:48:53,580 --> 00:48:55,580
Who's doing it me? Yeah, of course

1221
00:48:55,580 --> 00:48:57,180
All right, dear

1222
00:48:57,180 --> 00:48:59,260
You said that you went out that way man

1223
00:48:59,260 --> 00:49:03,540
You are came in this world flying look like you gonna make me go flying

1224
00:49:03,540 --> 00:49:06,900
But in reality you ended up going flying and now you're dead

1225
00:49:07,540 --> 00:49:09,540
You are now made your wife a widow

1226
00:49:09,980 --> 00:49:16,020
You're two kids who knows how they're gonna turn out cuz now they don't have a father and what is she gonna tell him?

1227
00:49:16,020 --> 00:49:16,740
What's she gonna tell him?

1228
00:49:16,740 --> 00:49:22,460
Like he went on some little mission or something and they looked at the birth certificate realized that he actually legally doesn't have a father

1229
00:49:22,460 --> 00:49:23,380
That's fucked up shit

1230
00:49:23,380 --> 00:49:27,060
But you know, he has to keep on moving on and try to do what he can now

1231
00:49:27,060 --> 00:49:31,380
He's in school and he's trying to he's trying to be a comedian and also like fight fire the stuff

1232
00:49:31,380 --> 00:49:36,300
He could do it and that's all I'm gonna say. So uh, there we go. Amen

1233
00:49:37,940 --> 00:49:39,940
Fly high

1234
00:49:43,420 --> 00:49:48,500
That was oddly specific that's just I don't know it's just scenario man

1235
00:49:48,500 --> 00:49:50,500
I

1236
00:49:52,180 --> 00:49:56,820
Love something that's not a deep dive you did on a future guess is like so yeah

1237
00:49:58,980 --> 00:50:05,200
Yeah, listen let's change it so we're both bets right? Yeah, you bring us up yeah

1238
00:50:11,580 --> 00:50:16,260
We got a taste the entree, but you gotta look you look I'm hungry I'm ready to eat

1239
00:50:16,260 --> 00:50:20,140
Yeah, just grab one out of the bag for you know, which one I chose

1240
00:50:20,140 --> 00:50:26,340
I do not know which one you know potatoes. Oh, well, this chili chicken chunks white cooked

1241
00:50:27,540 --> 00:50:29,540
Give it to JJ

1242
00:50:30,060 --> 00:50:32,060
Yeah, you know menu five

1243
00:50:32,860 --> 00:50:34,860
It's a learning meal ready to

1244
00:50:36,180 --> 00:50:41,540
Warfighter recommended warfighter tested warfighter approved back and we get that

1245
00:50:41,540 --> 00:50:46,260
Chili Mac, baby flawless rash. Oh flameless. What's that? Can I?

1246
00:50:46,820 --> 00:50:48,820
Oh, dude, I can't do a table

1247
00:50:50,580 --> 00:50:56,260
You want this one Britain no, no, I want to see the other one he has I feel like this you got really excited

1248
00:50:56,260 --> 00:50:59,020
I'm one hash brown potatoes. Oh look at that

1249
00:51:01,020 --> 00:51:06,980
Oh, I'm excited dude, I'm always one to eat in our can we open these for real? Yeah, you can have dude

1250
00:51:06,980 --> 00:51:08,980
I'm so excited

1251
00:51:08,980 --> 00:51:15,420
Damn, you know, did you watch those videos of that dude that you've arranged it one from like World War two in like 1911?

1252
00:51:21,100 --> 00:51:23,100
Pillable seal

1253
00:51:25,540 --> 00:51:30,180
Damn there's a lot of stuff in here man. Yeah, dude, it's supposed to they say it's supposed to last you a whole day

1254
00:51:30,180 --> 00:51:32,460
Oh, what the fuck raisins?

1255
00:51:32,460 --> 00:51:34,460
I

1256
00:51:37,780 --> 00:51:40,340
Got an applesauce cake

1257
00:51:44,940 --> 00:51:47,260
Look what I got the skittles

1258
00:51:49,340 --> 00:51:51,340
Sour skittles man. Oh

1259
00:51:51,580 --> 00:51:56,620
Damn, we get good raisins. Yeah, did you kind of got a shit what I'm sorry, dude what?

1260
00:51:56,620 --> 00:51:58,620
Carbohydrate

1261
00:52:10,820 --> 00:52:14,500
Beast snack, dude, this is the fucking best man. This is crazy

1262
00:52:17,940 --> 00:52:19,940
First strike

1263
00:52:19,940 --> 00:52:26,420
This is good first right whiners cheese spread anybody got jalapeno cheese spread

1264
00:52:29,940 --> 00:52:37,640
Cracker that industrial brown spoon. Yeah. Yeah orange juice flavored. No fruit juices Kool-aid

1265
00:52:38,540 --> 00:52:41,860
Festival tacos. Oh, we got cheese spread with jalapenos

1266
00:52:41,860 --> 00:52:49,740
Who won jalapeno cashews you want to show you want to tell people what this feels like? Oh, you got the reasons you want to

1267
00:52:50,140 --> 00:52:52,300
Why is this one bar of sour?

1268
00:52:52,980 --> 00:52:58,220
Is this how they all come? No, I don't know how old these are. I got these before this one

1269
00:52:58,220 --> 00:53:00,220
Just had is on its cycle right now

1270
00:53:01,460 --> 00:53:04,740
oatmeal chocolate chunk cookie, that's pretty good double chunk

1271
00:53:07,660 --> 00:53:09,660
Sorry your aunt died

1272
00:53:09,660 --> 00:53:11,660
Yeah, you know what it is

1273
00:53:12,540 --> 00:53:14,540
No, why am I doing?

1274
00:53:14,700 --> 00:53:16,700
It's not a last name

1275
00:53:18,300 --> 00:53:25,300
See blood Brandon hurt itself open. Sorry. I bit myself a little bit. Are you all right me? No, man. I'm good. We got tortillas

1276
00:53:30,380 --> 00:53:32,380
When you're in there you trace again you

1277
00:53:33,540 --> 00:53:35,540
Yeah, probably you probably got something

1278
00:53:35,540 --> 00:53:42,100
Let me get the Reese's man. Do you trade? No, bro. We trade it. You already said you want to wait again

1279
00:53:42,380 --> 00:53:47,660
No, I'll trade you this. Oh, dude, please. Yeah, I go to the Twizzlers

1280
00:53:47,660 --> 00:53:53,020
I didn't get anything good. I like to wait. You rate mine. All right. What do you want dude? I want

1281
00:53:54,820 --> 00:53:59,220
One of the Reese's no man, it's that right there cheese jalapeno

1282
00:54:00,020 --> 00:54:02,020
Yeah, you can have that

1283
00:54:02,020 --> 00:54:06,260
Jalapeno give me that I get some I want to try some of the army stuff man

1284
00:54:06,260 --> 00:54:11,700
Yeah, you can have my cheese spread should I eat this first strike bar? Yeah, yeah, it's good

1285
00:54:11,700 --> 00:54:14,300
I feel like this is a this is not

1286
00:54:14,980 --> 00:54:16,660
the first strike bars

1287
00:54:16,660 --> 00:54:19,620
Who wants the rice and beans? It does not look good

1288
00:54:20,620 --> 00:54:24,460
Good. Oh, that's good. Yeah, you got taste all you got taste your whole deal

1289
00:54:24,460 --> 00:54:29,520
There's a little heater in there that says like fill it with some water and then put it against a rock or something

1290
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:32,500
Yeah, but uh, it's still we don't have time. Yeah

1291
00:54:33,500 --> 00:54:38,140
Not gonna heat that shit up the way you want. No, I get it get it get a good hot enough though

1292
00:54:38,140 --> 00:54:40,820
Yeah to where it ain't this is good. I don't like eating the code

1293
00:54:42,100 --> 00:54:44,100
Christmas village

1294
00:54:47,100 --> 00:54:49,900
Okay beef snack it tastes like tree bark, but you know

1295
00:54:49,900 --> 00:54:58,460
What is this? Is this beef jerky cranapple ranger bar? Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one. I forgot how bad this was

1296
00:54:59,220 --> 00:55:01,220
Yeah, it's not good

1297
00:55:01,260 --> 00:55:03,660
the French MREs had a bunch of like

1298
00:55:04,340 --> 00:55:07,460
Cran and meat like a lot of meat shit

1299
00:55:08,220 --> 00:55:14,580
There was no wine in there. That was kind of disappointing. This is actually good. Well, without this is a cranapple ranger bar

1300
00:55:14,580 --> 00:55:17,620
Yeah, that smells like that tastes like nothing dude

1301
00:55:17,620 --> 00:55:19,620
taste the burger taste the new dragon

1302
00:55:19,620 --> 00:55:21,620
Oh I still eat it people get over there

1303
00:55:21,620 --> 00:55:23,620
Thank you

1304
00:55:23,620 --> 00:55:27,620
Alright, which one did you bite off of it or rip it? I ripped it. I realized I'm just fucking sucking down applesauce

1305
00:55:27,620 --> 00:55:29,620
I realized I'm just fucking sucking down applesauce

1306
00:55:29,620 --> 00:55:31,620
Like a fucking idiot

1307
00:55:31,620 --> 00:55:33,620
You know, that's kind of your people's thing man

1308
00:55:33,620 --> 00:55:35,620
You getting into your main dish yet?

1309
00:55:35,620 --> 00:55:37,620
Are you we still doing snacks?

1310
00:55:37,620 --> 00:55:39,620
Is there gonna be liquid in this chicken chunks thing dude?

1311
00:55:39,620 --> 00:55:41,620
That's good

1312
00:55:41,620 --> 00:55:43,620
I'm gonna go get some

1313
00:55:43,620 --> 00:55:45,620
I'm gonna go get some

1314
00:55:45,620 --> 00:55:47,620
How do you heat it up?

1315
00:55:47,620 --> 00:55:49,620
How do you heat it up?

1316
00:55:49,620 --> 00:55:54,620
You take this right here. I say you take the green bag. Wait, where'd you I didn't have a green bag

1317
00:55:54,620 --> 00:55:59,120
Yeah, you do. Everybody has one. It's in there. It has instructions that says you tear it off

1318
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:05,620
You gotta put a nigga rock and stuff. There's no green bag in there? I don't think I got a green bag, bro

1319
00:56:05,620 --> 00:56:07,620
Yeah, you have one. I don't got no water though

1320
00:56:09,620 --> 00:56:12,620
So you take it and you put water in here

1321
00:56:12,620 --> 00:56:18,620
Brandon, can you get out of there easy? Yeah, can you grab us some water? Show them how it works

1322
00:56:20,620 --> 00:56:25,620
So you put so you don't over you got to fill it to right here and then the chemical reaction is gonna happen

1323
00:56:25,620 --> 00:56:32,620
This is good for you the chemicals and then heats it up and you put it in there like you'll put it in put this in there after that

1324
00:56:32,620 --> 00:56:36,620
I've never seen a fucking diagram that looks like it says rock or something

1325
00:56:36,620 --> 00:56:39,620
Well, yeah, that's exactly what you need

1326
00:56:39,620 --> 00:56:45,620
That's so vague dude rock or something there's a place like did you go to NTC?

1327
00:56:45,620 --> 00:56:49,620
Oh, yeah. No like you're out of like near Death Valley and

1328
00:56:49,620 --> 00:56:55,620
There's plenty of rocks. So you just open up a bag and then put it there against a rock or something

1329
00:56:56,620 --> 00:57:01,620
You guys want some Reese's PCs man? Hell yeah, I get that taste that fucking be jerky in them though

1330
00:57:01,620 --> 00:57:05,620
Oh shit! It's crazy that you can buy these

1331
00:57:05,620 --> 00:57:07,620
So look

1332
00:57:07,620 --> 00:57:10,620
Hey JJ, what? I'm excited

1333
00:57:12,620 --> 00:57:14,620
So you just take water

1334
00:57:14,620 --> 00:57:17,620
And you fill it up just a little bit

1335
00:57:17,620 --> 00:57:21,620
So I overfill mine. That's so it's just a tad bit

1336
00:57:22,620 --> 00:57:24,620
Here you go

1337
00:57:24,620 --> 00:57:31,620
So you just fill it up to that top line or that bottom line? This one that says don't overfill

1338
00:57:31,620 --> 00:57:35,620
And then you'll start feeling something happen. The one on the top of the bottom though. The bottom bottom

1339
00:57:38,620 --> 00:57:41,620
Put it in there and it's gonna heat up

1340
00:57:41,620 --> 00:57:45,620
And you put the you put the whole thing in there? Oh, no

1341
00:57:45,620 --> 00:57:47,620
You okay man?

1342
00:57:47,620 --> 00:57:49,620
I'm just gonna put it in there

1343
00:57:49,620 --> 00:57:54,620
You put the whole thing in there? Oh, no you okay man?

1344
00:57:54,620 --> 00:57:58,620
Shit I thought it started burning on you or something. I like the chemicals

1345
00:57:58,620 --> 00:58:01,620
I cut my fuck. I'm talking shit about you Brandon. I cut the shit out of my thumb

1346
00:58:01,620 --> 00:58:04,620
Man we both got hurt but it's worth it. This is good shit

1347
00:58:04,620 --> 00:58:07,620
Is it good? I'm finna try my rib. I'm just getting the barbecue sauce

1348
00:58:07,620 --> 00:58:09,620
You gotta get the water. You gotta get the water

1349
00:58:09,620 --> 00:58:11,620
Oh I gotta heat it. Yes I did man

1350
00:58:11,620 --> 00:58:13,620
You don't need to heat that. Yeah

1351
00:58:13,620 --> 00:58:16,620
Shit this is good. Look at this. Look at that. Yeah barbecue rib. Oh I think I overfilled it

1352
00:58:16,620 --> 00:58:19,620
You're fine. Look at how it rises man

1353
00:58:19,620 --> 00:58:22,620
It rises up like me on a good day. And then just put this whole thing in there?

1354
00:58:22,620 --> 00:58:25,620
Yeah put that in there, fold it and then uh

1355
00:58:25,620 --> 00:58:29,620
Where the barbecue? Hell yeah dude. I need the barbecue sauce. Ready for the battle of Beijing dude?

1356
00:58:29,620 --> 00:58:33,620
Yeah let's see that Beijing battle. Not this. Hook it up

1357
00:58:33,620 --> 00:58:35,620
Ooo

1358
00:58:35,620 --> 00:58:39,620
Man. I'm ready to see some. You got gum in here and you check your packet too?

1359
00:58:39,620 --> 00:58:42,620
Oh that's good. You got all kind of giblets in there dude

1360
00:58:42,620 --> 00:58:45,620
What we got? We got uh matches

1361
00:58:45,620 --> 00:58:48,620
Dang dude. See how this is. Oh I love this.

1362
00:58:48,620 --> 00:58:52,620
You can get hot sauce or like instant coffee. Yeah instant coffee right there

1363
00:58:52,620 --> 00:58:55,620
So you just fold it like this and lean it up against a rock or something?

1364
00:58:55,620 --> 00:58:58,620
No just put it on the side of your chair. It's not bad. Not bad right?

1365
00:58:58,620 --> 00:59:01,620
Not bad at all. Kind of tastes like a McRib. It actually does yeah

1366
00:59:01,620 --> 00:59:04,620
Moist towelette. McDonald's what's going on?

1367
00:59:04,620 --> 00:59:07,620
Hell yeah. Sugar. And cream

1368
00:59:07,620 --> 00:59:10,620
What's all this stuff in here man? Yeah that's your packet

1369
00:59:10,620 --> 00:59:14,620
Oh I got lemonade. Oh I'm excited. You got lemonade. And I got a water right there dude

1370
00:59:14,620 --> 00:59:19,620
I'm about to drink some of this. I like how Ian's not fucking around

1371
00:59:19,620 --> 00:59:22,620
No not at all. He ate that. He ate that. What is that?

1372
00:59:22,620 --> 00:59:27,620
What is this right here? It says lighthouse. Vegetarian taco style pasta

1373
00:59:27,620 --> 00:59:31,620
Oh vegetarian ones are surprisingly good. What's that?

1374
00:59:31,620 --> 00:59:35,620
It says lighthouse and then when I open it. That's just a tissue. Oh shit it's just

1375
00:59:35,620 --> 00:59:39,620
I thought this was like a marshmallow. I was like I was so excited

1376
00:59:39,620 --> 00:59:43,620
Let's try this apple sauce. Ooo a beverage packet?

1377
00:59:43,620 --> 00:59:47,620
Base raspberry. Can I see that water? I want to

1378
00:59:47,620 --> 00:59:51,620
I want to pour this in some water and say it. Hell yeah Brandon

1379
00:59:51,620 --> 00:59:53,620
This is

1380
00:59:57,620 --> 01:00:01,620
This was actually all a recruiting pitch from the Alabama Army National Guard

1381
01:00:01,620 --> 01:00:06,620
If y'all want these for free. One week in a month. Two weeks out of the summer

1382
01:00:06,620 --> 01:00:11,620
Not bad. That's not bad. What is that? This is apple sauce cake

1383
01:00:11,620 --> 01:00:15,620
TFF I don't know that name. That sounds terrible. Not bad actually

1384
01:00:15,620 --> 01:00:19,620
Let me try this. Ooo I'm excited for this Ras

1385
01:00:19,620 --> 01:00:24,620
Raspberry beret

1386
01:00:24,620 --> 01:00:29,620
So last time I was at ATC. Oh it is good. I would

1387
01:00:29,620 --> 01:00:34,620
I would take my the trash bag of

1388
01:00:34,620 --> 01:00:40,620
From the MRE and I would take that and put that in my helmet

1389
01:00:40,620 --> 01:00:44,620
And that would be my pillow while I'm sleeping on the hood of a Humvee

1390
01:00:44,620 --> 01:00:48,620
What?

1391
01:00:48,620 --> 01:00:52,620
I would take this bag and fill it with all my trash

1392
01:00:52,620 --> 01:00:56,620
And then I would put that in my Kevlar, my ACH, my Army helmet

1393
01:00:56,620 --> 01:01:00,620
And I was out with

1394
01:01:00,620 --> 01:01:04,620
I was supposed to be the sidekicks for one of the SF teams

1395
01:01:04,620 --> 01:01:08,620
And I was roleplaying as like

1396
01:01:08,620 --> 01:01:12,620
The local Army and I would just sleep on top

1397
01:01:12,620 --> 01:01:16,620
On top of a Humvee and I'd use

1398
01:01:16,620 --> 01:01:20,620
I'd have my sleeping bag and then Kevlar with an empty MRE

1399
01:01:20,620 --> 01:01:25,620
Put a bunch of trash in it as a pillow. It makes a better pillow than it does a meal

1400
01:01:25,620 --> 01:01:29,620
Cranberry Ginger Bar. What is this? Cranberry

1401
01:01:29,620 --> 01:01:33,620
Cran Apple Ranger Bar. Is your shit heated up?

1402
01:01:33,620 --> 01:01:37,620
No I just felt it. It didn't heat up? It's cold.

1403
01:01:37,620 --> 01:01:41,620
Because you're a rookie Doug. Feel that?

1404
01:01:41,620 --> 01:01:45,620
Feel the bottom of it? That's how it should feel

1405
01:01:45,620 --> 01:01:49,620
Damn. This is good. Is it good?

1406
01:01:49,620 --> 01:01:53,620
Very. You feel that heat

1407
01:01:53,620 --> 01:01:57,620
Oh yeah that's hot. That's hot as fuck. So it gets real hot

1408
01:01:57,620 --> 01:02:01,620
It will get, like you gotta lay it down and get it just right if you want the full thing

1409
01:02:01,620 --> 01:02:05,620
Yeah mine's not warm at all. Mine's cold as fuck

1410
01:02:05,620 --> 01:02:09,620
Sometimes it just don't work. Again I don't know, these are at least

1411
01:02:09,620 --> 01:02:13,620
a year old. I once got these like before MOVE when I was in Aniston

1412
01:02:13,620 --> 01:02:17,620
Not bad. That's all they do. Eating them from 1943 and stuff

1413
01:02:17,620 --> 01:02:21,620
Yeah. I mean that's what they're meant for. Now it looks like I peed myself

1414
01:02:21,620 --> 01:02:25,620
I'd say that's Santa Fe Rice. They have an insane shelf life

1415
01:02:25,620 --> 01:02:29,620
Like what is that? Like fifteen?

1416
01:02:29,620 --> 01:02:33,620
I mean this one had to be old because the

1417
01:02:33,620 --> 01:02:37,620
Skittles were like a bar. They turned into a bar of candy

1418
01:02:37,620 --> 01:02:41,620
We had like a... If any of you guys want some raisins

1419
01:02:41,620 --> 01:02:45,620
Nah take a look. It's just raisins dude. Yeah dude but they're

1420
01:02:45,620 --> 01:02:49,620
I don't even like regular right? Taste it

1421
01:02:49,620 --> 01:02:53,620
Didn't it look like Pat?

1422
01:02:53,620 --> 01:02:57,620
Yeah like, he does look like a raisin from 1990

1423
01:02:57,620 --> 01:03:01,620
Exactly. You remember those raisins that would be singing? California raisins

1424
01:03:01,620 --> 01:03:05,620
That's how they sound

1425
01:03:05,620 --> 01:03:09,620
You're fucking that up dude. Try this rice

1426
01:03:09,620 --> 01:03:13,620
Yeah dude this is dinner. Oh wait, this is second dinner

1427
01:03:13,620 --> 01:03:17,620
Damn this is what you guys have to eat every day?

1428
01:03:17,620 --> 01:03:21,620
No, not every day. No, not if they don't have hot meals

1429
01:03:21,620 --> 01:03:25,620
But what you do, what you do, what most people do

1430
01:03:25,620 --> 01:03:29,620
You get all the ones that you know what is in. So you know like

1431
01:03:29,620 --> 01:03:33,620
Yours I would get because I wanted the Reese's and then I would get the rib because I like

1432
01:03:33,620 --> 01:03:37,620
The rib, whatever and then you just mix those up and eat

1433
01:03:37,620 --> 01:03:41,620
Them like that. There was one time when I was in Baghdad

1434
01:03:41,620 --> 01:03:45,620
One of my kids

1435
01:03:45,620 --> 01:03:49,620
From Vegas, it was her birthday

1436
01:03:49,620 --> 01:03:53,620
So me and another dude went down to the basement where we had like a whole hallway

1437
01:03:53,620 --> 01:03:57,620
Of MREs against the wall and we looked for one when we knew those like a lemon

1438
01:03:57,620 --> 01:04:01,620
The pound cake or something. Opened that bag, grabbed it

1439
01:04:01,620 --> 01:04:05,620
Got some paper clips and we like made her a little, it was like this shitty deployment birthday cake

1440
01:04:05,620 --> 01:04:09,620
That's good stuff

1441
01:04:09,620 --> 01:04:13,620
You need something. You need something to keep you going over there

1442
01:04:13,620 --> 01:04:17,620
This is kind of fire dude. What's that?

1443
01:04:17,620 --> 01:04:21,620
You ripping and pissing that off?

1444
01:04:21,620 --> 01:04:25,620
You pass out your brand new. This white flour corn syrup

1445
01:04:25,620 --> 01:04:29,620
That's what I need. Hold up

1446
01:04:29,620 --> 01:04:33,620
How the fuck do they give you this and raisins?

1447
01:04:33,620 --> 01:04:37,620
You can put the, see what you should put is the

1448
01:04:37,620 --> 01:04:41,620
Jalapeno though. Cheese or jelly

1449
01:04:41,620 --> 01:04:45,620
Brandon I got some buffalo sauce if you want it. Nah that's good man

1450
01:04:45,620 --> 01:04:49,620
I don't want to mess this up. I got chunky peanut butter if anyone wants it.

1451
01:04:49,620 --> 01:04:53,620
You got peanut butter? Yeah it's chunky peanut butter. You know I got peanut butter too

1452
01:04:53,620 --> 01:04:57,620
Fuck you Brandon

1453
01:04:57,620 --> 01:05:01,620
This is how it starts. What's your favorite thing out of there so far?

1454
01:05:01,620 --> 01:05:05,620
The tortilla. I'd say the rice and that drink

1455
01:05:05,620 --> 01:05:09,620
You like the rice and the mix? But hold on, the crackers might change everything

1456
01:05:09,620 --> 01:05:13,620
Oh and we will

1457
01:05:13,620 --> 01:05:17,620
Wow these are actually very good. I cannot believe you like the crackers dude

1458
01:05:17,620 --> 01:05:21,620
The peanut butter tortilla is pretty fire dude

1459
01:05:21,620 --> 01:05:25,620
This is good as hell. Are you guys fucking with me?

1460
01:05:25,620 --> 01:05:29,620
Wait Brandon don't you have strawberry jam over there? Dude what you want that?

1461
01:05:29,620 --> 01:05:33,620
Dude yes please I can make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Hold on man

1462
01:05:33,620 --> 01:05:37,620
Make some peanut butter. Hold on it's lost in the void

1463
01:05:37,620 --> 01:05:41,620
Let me find it. Please Brandon. JJ I know the

1464
01:05:41,620 --> 01:05:45,620
Like UAH Army National Guard recruiter. He emails me trying to recruit me

1465
01:05:45,620 --> 01:05:49,620
If you want these we can set you up

1466
01:05:49,620 --> 01:05:53,620
Are you getting paid for this? Peanut butter cheese

1467
01:05:53,620 --> 01:05:57,620
Are you a recruiter? Fuck no dude. Did you find the jam?

1468
01:05:57,620 --> 01:06:01,620
I think you gave it to me. Oh yeah I gave it away

1469
01:06:01,620 --> 01:06:05,620
Dude I got wheat bread over here

1470
01:06:05,620 --> 01:06:09,620
Let me try that bread. Now the wheat bread is rough

1471
01:06:09,620 --> 01:06:13,620
But you like the crackers so you might like the bread. Let me see

1472
01:06:13,620 --> 01:06:17,620
Let me try that bread

1473
01:06:17,620 --> 01:06:21,620
Chili Mac baby. See that? Y'all see that?

1474
01:06:21,620 --> 01:06:25,620
This is phenomenal dude. The bread is nice and sweet

1475
01:06:25,620 --> 01:06:29,620
When they give you red pepper to put in the stuff

1476
01:06:29,620 --> 01:06:33,620
Spice it up. I got some hot sauce. Where's the peanut butter at?

1477
01:06:33,620 --> 01:06:37,620
It's not like real hot sauce. They call it salsa but

1478
01:06:37,620 --> 01:06:41,620
Picante? Do you want some bread?

1479
01:06:41,620 --> 01:06:45,620
Chili lime flavored salsa. I don't like the way this jam is coming out

1480
01:06:45,620 --> 01:06:49,620
In one piece. It's all super processed

1481
01:06:49,620 --> 01:06:53,620
That's the way it stays good for long

1482
01:06:53,620 --> 01:06:57,620
Not bad. It looks a lot worse

1483
01:06:57,620 --> 01:07:01,620
Than it tastes. Okay let's rip this open a little bit. Some of the stuff is not bad

1484
01:07:01,620 --> 01:07:05,620
The bread is nice and sweet. A first strike bar is always good

1485
01:07:05,620 --> 01:07:09,620
See I'm not a big first strike guy

1486
01:07:09,620 --> 01:07:13,620
The jelly just fell out in one piece

1487
01:07:13,620 --> 01:07:17,620
On my sandwich bro

1488
01:07:17,620 --> 01:07:21,620
See this just proves no matter where I am in the world I'll find a way to make a peanut butter

1489
01:07:21,620 --> 01:07:25,620
And jelly sandwich dude

1490
01:07:25,620 --> 01:07:29,620
I'd say you guys give it a

1491
01:07:29,620 --> 01:07:33,620
Glowing review for your first MRE. I think you were looking

1492
01:07:33,620 --> 01:07:37,620
Bleak at first dude. This really brought it back

1493
01:07:37,620 --> 01:07:41,620
The tortilla and the jelly and peanut

1494
01:07:41,620 --> 01:07:45,620
You would kill in the field because I would trade that away every time

1495
01:07:45,620 --> 01:07:49,620
This would be all I want. I would give everybody else everything

1496
01:07:49,620 --> 01:07:53,620
Besides this and the candy. Oh man. If you eat these for

1497
01:07:53,620 --> 01:07:57,620
Two weeks straight when you're at a long field exercise

1498
01:07:57,620 --> 01:08:01,620
It will clog you up. Oh yeah you can't shit. If you're

1499
01:08:01,620 --> 01:08:05,620
On an MRE diet you're not shitting. How much does

1500
01:08:05,620 --> 01:08:09,620
One of these cost? It's like 8 bucks. That's kind of

1501
01:08:09,620 --> 01:08:13,620
A lot of money. You can go order a box of them for a slightly better price

1502
01:08:13,620 --> 01:08:17,620
And you can have them in your get away room

1503
01:08:17,620 --> 01:08:21,620
When the police find you

1504
01:08:21,620 --> 01:08:25,620
Or you know the world ends

1505
01:08:25,620 --> 01:08:29,620
People have bunkers. I love that shit. Looking up fucking

1506
01:08:29,620 --> 01:08:33,620
Expensive ass bunkers. How would you set yours up?

1507
01:08:33,620 --> 01:08:37,620
If you had a bunker you gotta remember the world is going to end

1508
01:08:37,620 --> 01:08:41,620
There within 30 minutes. How many people

1509
01:08:41,620 --> 01:08:45,620
Is it facilitating? Who are you taking? Are you thinking about

1510
01:08:45,620 --> 01:08:49,620
The future? No. Are you thinking about mating? No dude

1511
01:08:49,620 --> 01:08:53,620
Because you don't want to be down there with a bunch of hard legs

1512
01:08:53,620 --> 01:08:57,620
What is a hard leg? Dudes. Stubborn

1513
01:08:57,620 --> 01:09:01,620
What were you about to say? I thought you were just going to say

1514
01:09:01,620 --> 01:09:05,620
Stubborn people. People are just looking like damn

1515
01:09:05,620 --> 01:09:09,620
Bitches that won't give it up

1516
01:09:15,620 --> 01:09:19,620
Brandon is like the petting zoo is going to be right there

1517
01:09:29,620 --> 01:09:33,620
Ginger said don't go into the apocalypse single

1518
01:09:33,620 --> 01:09:37,620
The last thing I want my bunker

1519
01:09:37,620 --> 01:09:41,620
Is a mouthy bra. Ain't that right Brandon?

1520
01:09:41,620 --> 01:09:45,620
The only thing worse

1521
01:09:45,620 --> 01:09:49,620
Than Hinge is dating after the fucking government collapses. Alright

1522
01:09:49,620 --> 01:09:53,620
No for real dude. Do you know how bad, I mean that's not

1523
01:09:53,620 --> 01:09:57,620
As a dude your mind is still going to be there in the post apocalyptic world

1524
01:09:57,620 --> 01:10:01,620
I'm still getting pussy suited ass to happen. Without a doubt

1525
01:10:01,620 --> 01:10:05,620
When your primal instincts come in you got to mate for the future

1526
01:10:05,620 --> 01:10:09,620
You'll probably be shredded too since you can't eat anything

1527
01:10:09,620 --> 01:10:13,620
And anything you eat you got to work for so you have the muscles on you

1528
01:10:13,620 --> 01:10:17,620
And all the white people are just so pale

1529
01:10:17,620 --> 01:10:21,620
We've invited the dean to push and seek because we just don't have

1530
01:10:21,620 --> 01:10:25,620
Anything and we haven't seen the sun yet. I'd be in the bunker with my wife fighting off

1531
01:10:25,620 --> 01:10:29,620
Like radioactive centipedes you know

1532
01:10:29,620 --> 01:10:33,620
Cause they're going to get in

1533
01:10:33,620 --> 01:10:37,620
They will get in that bitch. And what the fuck you going to do when they come in

1534
01:10:37,620 --> 01:10:41,620
It's going to be like that game that they used to play in the 80s called Galactica I think or whatever

1535
01:10:41,620 --> 01:10:45,620
What they call it Galactica? Galaga? Yeah you remember that

1536
01:10:45,620 --> 01:10:49,620
Big centipede with the balls and shit. Dude that's in space

1537
01:10:49,620 --> 01:10:53,620
Then what's the thing with the big centipede? Centipede?

1538
01:10:53,620 --> 01:10:57,620
Yeah there was like a game with them. Yeah I think it's called centipede dude. Oh the centipede yeah

1539
01:10:57,620 --> 01:11:01,620
Just like centipede. Why do you say

1540
01:11:01,620 --> 01:11:05,620
They're going to get in? Well because it's like I feel like over time because you know

1541
01:11:05,620 --> 01:11:09,620
Once you're in this bunker not like a fallout what if let's say that something

1542
01:11:09,620 --> 01:11:13,620
Happens to the bunker where the bunker ages and has a little

1543
01:11:13,620 --> 01:11:17,620
Malfunction and there's like a little hole that it gets through after because the bomb comes down

1544
01:11:17,620 --> 01:11:21,620
And boom of course the bomb didn't kill you. One day it cracked a little bit. It cracked

1545
01:11:21,620 --> 01:11:25,620
The foundation a little bit. Yes it cracked the foundation and then you know you get friends in there

1546
01:11:25,620 --> 01:11:29,620
That you don't want which is called centipedes and then sometimes you'll get like a

1547
01:11:29,620 --> 01:11:33,620
I guess because like radiation if you get I don't know

1548
01:11:33,620 --> 01:11:37,620
Atomade ain't super people but if you get something like that you have people looking like alien

1549
01:11:37,620 --> 01:11:41,620
Versus predator in that bitch. So you're saying a centipede is going to mutate

1550
01:11:41,620 --> 01:11:45,620
Oh yeah. And then become a you know

1551
01:11:45,620 --> 01:11:49,620
A foe of yours and you have to fight them. I don't know why you

1552
01:11:49,620 --> 01:11:53,620
And that's when you have to figure it out. It's going to happen. Well hopefully

1553
01:11:53,620 --> 01:11:57,620
We're dead by then and old and gray and I'm 150 like I want to be

1554
01:11:57,620 --> 01:12:01,620
Brandon if you know 150

1555
01:12:01,620 --> 01:12:05,620
My thing is like the older we get you realize

1556
01:12:05,620 --> 01:12:09,620
Like in 1930 that the normal age is probably like what?

1557
01:12:09,620 --> 01:12:13,620
My grandpa is 97. I don't want to be anywhere near that old

1558
01:12:13,620 --> 01:12:17,620
I mean if I'm crippled and can't walk or talk and I can't move

1559
01:12:17,620 --> 01:12:21,620
If you can't beat your meat. Yeah man. That's it right there

1560
01:12:21,620 --> 01:12:25,620
That's when it's over. That's when you got to hang in the town. You're like I can't

1561
01:12:25,620 --> 01:12:29,620
Even he's not even looking at me. No, he's not even riding up anymore. What the

1562
01:12:29,620 --> 01:12:33,620
Fuck he's gone. Well, it's like a fucking centipede down there

1563
01:12:33,620 --> 01:12:37,620
That won't go up. If you want to leave life early once again

1564
01:12:37,620 --> 01:12:41,620
The Alabama Army National Guard. Oh wow now I'm good

1565
01:12:41,620 --> 01:12:45,620
I swear I'm not a recruiter but I will help you plug it. I like living

1566
01:12:45,620 --> 01:12:49,620
I would love having Brandon as a soldier that would have been

1567
01:12:49,620 --> 01:12:53,620
The best. I wouldn't even make you do things. I would only make you do things because I would have to have you

1568
01:12:53,620 --> 01:12:57,620
Around me. You know what I mean? He would just be like every time I'm doing something he would come

1569
01:12:57,620 --> 01:13:01,620
Brandon hold my stuff. No I get you out of the shit

1570
01:13:01,620 --> 01:13:05,620
Because you're with me. You know what I'm saying? I'm not sweeping. Hell no

1571
01:13:05,620 --> 01:13:09,620
I make him sweep. Respect. The whites

1572
01:13:09,620 --> 01:13:13,620
That's good. Hey man now. We had a dude when I was in

1573
01:13:13,620 --> 01:13:17,620
Iraq he uh, things white. He was this white guy from

1574
01:13:17,620 --> 01:13:21,620
I don't know where the fuck he was from. I know he ended up

1575
01:13:21,620 --> 01:13:25,620
At Campbell because it went active. Named Sefton

1576
01:13:25,620 --> 01:13:29,620
He was this white dude built like a fucking

1577
01:13:29,620 --> 01:13:33,620
Like silverback gorilla. He didn't have like some autism

1578
01:13:33,620 --> 01:13:37,620
He was the entire spectrum. But he was one of those supply guys that he's like you know those

1579
01:13:37,620 --> 01:13:41,620
Big air force pallets. He's like one arm in it. Just fling the shit

1580
01:13:41,620 --> 01:13:45,620
Right at him. The shit is fucking crazy. It's bigger than

1581
01:13:45,620 --> 01:13:49,620
It's way bigger than that mattress and it's metal. Yeah. You can't hold on

1582
01:13:49,620 --> 01:13:53,620
You can't one arm that. He's like picking it up and then he's just like flinging it around

1583
01:13:53,620 --> 01:13:57,620
He almost hit one of my dudes with it one day and we had to like tell him I got

1584
01:13:57,620 --> 01:14:01,620
Hey calm down. Remember it's Sefton

1585
01:14:01,620 --> 01:14:05,620
He's the R word

1586
01:14:05,620 --> 01:14:09,620
We all know what that is. Say it together on three everybody. One

1587
01:14:09,620 --> 01:14:13,620
Two three. Replay. Replay

1588
01:14:13,620 --> 01:14:17,620
I'm there. Yeah

1589
01:14:17,620 --> 01:14:21,620
He was a good dude but he definitely like you can count him into anything. I remember I

1590
01:14:21,620 --> 01:14:25,620
Saw him when I was heading back from magdad to

1591
01:14:25,620 --> 01:14:29,620
To Erefjan in Kuwait. I saw him at like one of the Iraqi airfields

1592
01:14:29,620 --> 01:14:33,620
Like Sefton what the fuck are you doing? He's like oh Muthin sent me out here. I was like

1593
01:14:33,620 --> 01:14:37,620
I don't fucking know. Did it just go with the flow? Yeah

1594
01:14:37,620 --> 01:14:41,620
Alright Ian. You see you just put the ghostly mahamana lead back

1595
01:14:41,620 --> 01:14:45,620
Thank you for bringing the MREs coming over

1596
01:14:45,620 --> 01:14:49,620
Chilling. Hell yeah. Anything that you got to say anything

1597
01:14:49,620 --> 01:14:53,620
Any shows, any dates, anything you want to promote. I'm saying to this camera

1598
01:14:53,620 --> 01:14:57,620
One of these over here. We got, me and you both got

1599
01:14:57,620 --> 01:15:01,620
Comics against humanity at Atomic Geometry. Shout out Jonah

1600
01:15:01,620 --> 01:15:05,620
Hell yeah. In Gadsden next month and

1601
01:15:05,620 --> 01:15:09,620
As of right now that's really it. Yeah

1602
01:15:09,620 --> 01:15:13,620
Thanks for having me. What's your Instagram?

1603
01:15:13,620 --> 01:15:17,620
Ian from Fat Camp. You can find me

1604
01:15:17,620 --> 01:15:21,620
Anywhere as Ian from Fat Camp. Alright man

1605
01:15:21,620 --> 01:15:39,620
Appreciate it man. Thank you. Hell yeah man.

1606
01:15:51,620 --> 01:16:01,620
I hate Scrappy Doo