1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,000 This week on Clown College. 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:11,000 You know what? Let's test that theory. 3 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:14,000 I'm gonna stick myself with this knife. 4 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Don't do it Brandon. 5 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:18,000 And then Dante's gonna come up here and save me. 6 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,000 Brandon, he's not here. 7 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,000 No, he's gonna be here soon. 8 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,000 Don't do it Brandon. 9 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,000 He's gonna be here soon. 10 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:23,000 Don't stick yourself with that knife. 11 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:24,000 He's gonna be here soon. 12 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:27,000 Listen Dante, I know you're not here right now, 13 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:28,000 but you're watching this. 14 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,000 And listen, you better come save me. 15 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,000 I'm about to do it. 16 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,000 You know this is live streaming right? 17 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:35,000 This is pre-recorded. 18 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,000 Cause I'm gonna be because of you right now. 19 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:38,000 Look at this. 20 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,000 Don't **** yourself. 21 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,000 It's time to do it man. 22 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,000 What are you talking about? 23 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,000 You have so much to live for. 24 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,000 I know I do man. 25 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,000 I do. 26 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:49,000 Man, y'all don't give a **** do you? 27 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,000 Brandon, don't turn this on me. 28 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:55,000 It is weird that you're threatening to **** yourself 29 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,000 and you're like, this is your fault. 30 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:00,000 No, you just said you're gonna hurt yourself. 31 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,000 Goodbye y'all. 32 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:02,000 Alright. 33 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,000 Okay. 34 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,000 There we go. 35 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,000 I'm not ****ing. 36 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,000 I'm not ****ing. 37 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:30,000 I'm alright. 38 00:01:38,000 --> 00:02:00,000 You see that? 39 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,000 I gotta take it home. 40 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,000 No. 41 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,000 Nah, I'm just playing. 42 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:05,000 You can take it home if you want to. 43 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:08,000 Cause he said it's like gold. 44 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,000 Gold? 45 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,000 Yeah. 46 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,000 And I told him don't ****ing touch it. 47 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,000 Cause it's my boy Brandon's. 48 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,000 Thank you man. 49 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,000 I'm glad you stopped that. 50 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,000 Yeah. 51 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,000 Jack got you that? 52 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,000 Yes. 53 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,000 Yes he did. 54 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,000 No, it was Charlie. 55 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,000 It was Charlie. 56 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,000 It was Charlie Swisher. 57 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,000 Charlie Swisher. 58 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,000 It means less now. 59 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,000 What's up? 60 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,000 What's up guys? 61 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,000 Oh yeah. 62 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,000 Huh? 63 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,000 Is this happening? 64 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,000 We're always on. 65 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,000 Yes we are. 66 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,000 This is happening. 67 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,000 Huh? 68 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,000 This is happening. 69 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,000 We got the big dog back. 70 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,000 Hello. 71 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,000 Hey. 72 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:38,000 Scott Gang Gang Easton. 73 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,000 Yes. 74 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,000 How you say it? 75 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,000 Easton? 76 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,000 Fuck you. 77 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:45,000 You know how to say my ****ing name? 78 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,000 Don. 79 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,000 You really got it wrong the first time I heard that. 80 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,000 I did. 81 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,000 I did. 82 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:50,000 I did. 83 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,000 I did. 84 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,000 I fat-pumped it though. 85 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,000 Did you? 86 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,000 It wasn't because I got it wrong. 87 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,000 No, you got the fat-pumped. 88 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,000 I respect that. 89 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,000 Don't respect that Brandon. 90 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,000 Nah, because dude I got something right now. 91 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,000 You ever had like a swollen taste bud? 92 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,000 Yeah. 93 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,000 I got one like directly in the back of my throat. 94 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,000 Oh. 95 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,000 It's like I'm something back there. 96 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,000 My mom called those lie bumps. 97 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,000 Lie bumps? 98 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,000 Yes. 99 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,000 So what's the point of that? 100 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,000 What does that do? 101 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:13,000 It's just one of those silly southern things like in my family. 102 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:16,000 It was like if you had a turned inside out taste bud, my mom would be like, oh you got 103 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,000 a lie bump? 104 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,000 You got a lie too. 105 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,000 And I'd say, oh sorry, it just stuck. 106 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:23,000 But the thing is I've said that to people that did not know that and they were like, 107 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:26,000 what the **** are you talking about? 108 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,000 Yeah. 109 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,000 It doesn't translate to everybody. 110 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:31,000 But I always get a kick when somebody's like, oh yeah, lie bump. 111 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,000 Yeah, I've heard that. 112 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,000 You ever heard that? 113 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,000 Never dude. 114 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,000 You haven't heard that? 115 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,000 I heard it. 116 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,000 I just don't remember. 117 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,000 Like my parents used to say it. 118 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,000 That's a lie bump. 119 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,000 My grandmother had it. 120 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,000 I just never listened. 121 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,000 Oh, it's some old school southern shit. 122 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,000 Definitely old school. 123 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,000 Yeah. 124 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,000 When you got a turned inside out taste bud. 125 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,000 Did you know you don't regenerate taste buds too? 126 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,000 Every time you lose one, that's it forever? 127 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,000 I didn't know that man. 128 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,000 No. 129 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,000 I'm about to lose meat. 130 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,000 You have a finite amount of taste buds technically. 131 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,000 Damn. 132 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,000 Yeah. 133 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,000 So how do you lose a taste bud though? 134 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,000 Exactly like that. 135 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,000 When a taste bud gets turned inside out, it's gone. 136 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,000 When it heals, that taste bud's dead. 137 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,000 I know. 138 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,000 I just lost three. 139 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:08,000 There's several ways that you can f*** your taste buds up. 140 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:13,000 And one of them, like when my mom was dying of cancer, chemotherapy, 141 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:17,000 a side effect with certain rough chemos is burning your taste buds out. 142 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:20,000 So my mom lost all her sense of taste. 143 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:25,000 And it's so closely tied in your body to the want to eat. 144 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:29,000 Imagine when you eat, we do take enjoyment from it. 145 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:32,000 Like this burger's good, this is good, whatever it is. 146 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:36,000 When you can't taste anything and you literally are just eating to live, 147 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,000 you lose the will to eat. 148 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,000 Yeah. 149 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:42,000 You literally only eat enough to keep yourself alive because you have 150 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:45,000 taken all the enjoyment out of eating because you're literally eating tasteless 151 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,000 things because you have no taste buds. 152 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,000 Yeah. 153 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:53,000 That's why it's like a lot of people that have, because your sense of smell 154 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:57,000 is so closely tied to your sense of smell or your sense of taste. 155 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,000 Yeah. 156 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:01,000 So when people are, I've known a few people, I actually just met a comic 157 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:05,000 when I was in St. Louis that grew up, he's nose blind. 158 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,000 Like he can't smell anything. 159 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,000 Yeah. 160 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,000 And it seriously affects his taste. 161 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,000 So that's why he eats super spicy and hot s*** all the time because that's 162 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,000 the only way he can feel. 163 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,000 You know what I mean? 164 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,000 It's like, yeah. 165 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,000 It's true though. 166 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:20,000 It's like every way he's like spicy s*** you got because that's all he can, 167 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:23,000 that's just the only sensation he's got because he can't really taste that much. 168 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,000 Wow. 169 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:25,000 Yeah. 170 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:28,000 So yeah, be careful when you turn one inside out, you may be like RIP, homie. 171 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,000 Damn, man. 172 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,000 I just lost three then, man. 173 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,000 Right? 174 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,000 Yeah, man. 175 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,000 Hold on, what you got, three bumps in your mouth? 176 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,000 Yeah, in the back. 177 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,000 That's herpes. 178 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,000 That's something else. 179 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,000 No, no, no. 180 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,000 I promise you this is taste buds. 181 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,000 I promise you. 182 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:43,000 In the back of your throat or the back of your tongue? 183 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,000 No, the back of my tongue. 184 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,000 Not throat. 185 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,000 Not throat. 186 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,000 Well, you said throat first time. 187 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,000 Yeah. 188 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,000 That's close. 189 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,000 I looked at them. 190 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:56,000 Speaking about the back of your throat, we were just at an open, like we've been to, 191 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:02,520 we've had an apartment show today, stand up at a Leveley Live, we had the showcase, and 192 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:06,160 then we had Fat Sammy's, you guys, with Mike and you said something bringing me up. 193 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:07,160 What did you say? 194 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:09,160 So I was at a certain job, I'm not going to tell you. 195 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:10,160 You don't have to say anything. 196 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:14,480 I've worked at plenty of places in my life. 197 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:21,880 And I was at this one place, and we had a boss that messed with a person that was underage. 198 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:22,880 Multiple though, right? 199 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:28,720 Yeah, and was messing with other people too, because you were seeing them in the car. 200 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:34,800 The way you said it earlier though, consensually or was he banging young people and young people 201 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:36,400 like hell yeah, or was it like a- 202 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:38,600 Well, at first it was like a hell yeah, then a hell no. 203 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:40,600 If you think about that. 204 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:41,600 That was it. 205 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:42,600 You said it was multiple. 206 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:46,000 And then dude told me, he was like, ah man, I didn't think you were going to make it with 207 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,880 news flash, this bitch didn't make it. 208 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:52,440 And then he went on a run, which is the reason that he has 20 years now. 209 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:53,440 20 years? 210 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:54,440 In prison. 211 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:56,440 For having sex with underage people. 212 00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:58,440 No, no, they said because he ran. 213 00:06:58,440 --> 00:07:01,440 They didn't give a fuck about that. 214 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:02,440 No, they didn't sadly. 215 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:03,440 Ran from what? 216 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:04,440 Ran from the police. 217 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:07,040 He went out of town and escaped and all that. 218 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:08,520 It had nothing to do with the- 219 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:10,800 No, no, he would have had way less time. 220 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:11,800 Way less time. 221 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:12,800 He ain't lying. 222 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:13,800 He probably wouldn't even went to prison. 223 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:14,800 Fuck. 224 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:15,800 But he didn't touch you? 225 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:16,800 No, man. 226 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:18,800 He just told me he didn't think I was going to make it. 227 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:19,800 Make it him. 228 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:20,800 You know what that means, he's like, you ugly though. 229 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:21,800 No, I'm saying man. 230 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:22,800 I'm sure you were adorable. 231 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:23,800 I feel bad. 232 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:24,800 I felt sad and puffy. 233 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:27,800 He remembers me when I was 14. 234 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:30,800 Is that when you were fat? 235 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:31,800 Yes. 236 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:32,800 What age did you get not fat? 237 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:33,800 That same age. 238 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:40,800 It was weird man, because I came back and everybody thought I did crack. 239 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:41,800 He said this multiple times. 240 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:42,800 Teachers are like, you do crack? 241 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:47,560 I was like, no, I just play basketball. 242 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:49,800 What a thing to ask a child. 243 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:52,800 I see you lost some weight, Brandon, smoking them rocks. 244 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:53,800 Oh yeah, they ain't giving a fuck. 245 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:54,800 They would cuss you out too. 246 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:57,800 I got an argument with one of them. 247 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:58,880 Where was this? 248 00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:01,800 At Lee High School in Chapman Middle School. 249 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:02,800 Nope. 250 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:03,800 Same guys. 251 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:04,800 Chapman and Lee. 252 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:05,800 Don't like that place. 253 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:06,800 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 254 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:10,800 So Brandon, if you had to have sex with two people. 255 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:11,800 What? 256 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:12,800 What a jump. 257 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:13,800 That is weird. 258 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:14,800 Where did that come from? 259 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:19,800 And those two people, their ages combined to equal 30, what two ages would you choose? 260 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,800 Oh, that's a great question. 261 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:23,800 That is a terrible question. 262 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:24,800 Wait a minute, I'm confused. 263 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:26,800 That is such an awful question. 264 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:29,800 Somebody do this and slow it down. 265 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:32,800 That's an unwinnable, un-winnable question. 266 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:37,800 Actually, I do have an answer that cracks this riddle. 267 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:46,800 And it would be a born on leap year and then a 20 year old and then a person born on leap 268 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:51,800 year that would be, technically they would only be 10, but they would really be 40. 269 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:54,800 So boom, riddle cracked. 270 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:55,800 Brandon, yeah. 271 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:56,800 Same one right there. 272 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:57,800 No, no, no. 273 00:08:57,800 --> 00:09:00,800 See, that's why you have to have to have sex with two people. 274 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:02,800 No, no, no. 275 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:04,800 You have to answer after Brandon. 276 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:06,800 But I was insulted by the question. 277 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:10,800 I do not want to hang Brandon out to dry and he's like 20 and 10. 278 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:15,800 Well, Brandon would have said 20 and 20. 279 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:17,800 He would have been like 20 and 20. 280 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:20,800 He'd say 20 and 65. 281 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:21,800 85. 282 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:23,800 No, not 85, probably 50. 283 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:24,800 20 and 60. 284 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:26,800 Wait, are we doing math? 285 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:27,800 He's not. 286 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:28,800 He's not. 287 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:30,800 That's old age, right? 288 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:31,800 What? 289 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:32,800 Old age is what? 290 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:33,800 I say it because you were like. 291 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:35,800 You talking about when somebody becomes a senior citizen? 292 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:36,800 55. 293 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:37,800 59. 294 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:38,800 Technically 55. 295 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:39,800 59. 296 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:40,800 It's 55. 297 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:41,800 Oh, 55? 298 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:42,800 Yeah. 299 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:43,800 I still say 59. 300 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:44,800 Yeah. 301 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:45,800 All right. 302 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:48,800 Why ask if you just go and do your own shit? 303 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:53,800 When did you think you could start drawing social security? 304 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:58,800 So the earliest you could draw social security in America is 62 and a half, if I'm not mistaken. 305 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:03,800 Don't say Don when he's sitting right next to me with his gray ass beard. 306 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:06,800 He's in my shit and ain't got no gray. 307 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:07,800 I don't die. 308 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:08,800 First off, y'all are younger than me. 309 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:11,800 Y'all motherfuckers ain't getting social security, so don't even worry about it. 310 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:12,800 That is true. 311 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:14,800 Don't even worry about it. 312 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:16,800 Brandon, they'll have a program. 313 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:22,800 So you know how Trump's inauguration, he was like, I'm going to do right by Martin Luther 314 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:23,800 King. 315 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:26,800 And literally the next day he would try to revoke a policy. 316 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,800 I didn't see it. 317 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:29,800 Did you see that? 318 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:30,800 I saw it. 319 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:31,800 The, what was it? 320 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:32,800 1965. 321 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:33,800 Civil rights act. 322 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:34,800 No, no, man. 323 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:35,800 Fuck that. 324 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:38,800 He just went, we're going to nip it all in the bud. 325 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:44,160 It's where you can't, it's the law that's saying you can't fire anybody for the race 326 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:45,160 race. 327 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:46,160 Oh yeah, I've seen that. 328 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:47,160 I've seen that. 329 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:49,800 And then he's like, let's get rid of that. 330 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:50,800 Why? 331 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:51,800 Why does he want to get rid of it? 332 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:58,800 Because he, because he wants to get rid of any thing that resembles the, the, but it's 333 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:02,800 the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the diversity and equality. 334 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:03,800 Yeah. 335 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:04,800 But this is like a civil rights. 336 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:05,800 Is that what it is? 337 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:06,800 Diversity and equality. 338 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,800 I think it's diversity, equity and inclusion. 339 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:10,800 Boom. 340 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:11,800 See what I mean? 341 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:12,800 Leave it to a young person. 342 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:13,800 I knew the acronym. 343 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:14,800 He's going for his mouth. 344 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,800 I knew what it meant, but I don't know the three. 345 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:20,800 I didn't know the three letters, what they, I was close. 346 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:24,800 I haven't, this is, this is all like in the last year, new to me. 347 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:26,800 I never heard of that. 348 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:27,800 College. 349 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:31,800 Well, so that's really big now because that's the, I can't remember the guy's name, but 350 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:40,080 the guy on X or Twitter that was the one pressure in the companies into dropping their DEI initiatives. 351 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:44,880 So it was like a home Depot was, had a big DEI initiative. 352 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:49,680 And this guy, basically he's got a millions of followers on X and social media. 353 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:53,680 And he was like boycott this company until they dropped this bullshit DEI. 354 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,680 And he's done that several times over. 355 00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:56,680 And it worked. 356 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:58,680 So it worked for, I think home Depot. 357 00:11:58,680 --> 00:12:00,520 It worked for Harley Davidson. 358 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:03,880 And it worked for several other companies too. 359 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:04,880 Facebook just dropped their DEI. 360 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:06,880 Zuckerberg is licking Trump's nuts. 361 00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:09,320 Facebook got the DEI gone. 362 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:15,400 So it's like the only company that, that doubled down that I saw Costco recently was like, 363 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:16,400 hell yeah Costco. 364 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:17,400 Costco was like, fuck you. 365 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:18,680 We ain't dropping shit. 366 00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:19,840 We're big on DEI. 367 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:20,840 We're going to stick with it. 368 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:23,640 So it's like, because they are in an industry where people are like, well, it's not like 369 00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:24,640 I'm not going to go to Costco. 370 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:25,640 You know what I mean? 371 00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:29,880 It's like, it's like when Chick-fil-A did that, they're like, fuck you. 372 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:30,880 You still need to chicken. 373 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:31,880 They're still going to eat the chicken. 374 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:36,080 The funny thing is most of my gay friends were like, I don't give a fuck. 375 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:37,080 That's just delicious. 376 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:38,080 Yeah. 377 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:41,680 So, I mean, I could understand if you were gay and you didn't want to go, but hold on. 378 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:44,560 Is it, is it, is it their anti-gay or they just Christian? 379 00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:48,440 No, they are Christian, but it's what happened. 380 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:53,240 Actually the whole crux of it was like they're, uh, some of their upper management, like at 381 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:59,160 the sea level, like CEO, founder and things like that were very anti-gay. 382 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:03,360 They made some, they had some anti-gay sentiments, like personally, and they, they said a few 383 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:06,960 things and then it was just, uh, it kind of trickled down. 384 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:10,320 And then a lot of people in such a flavor, like the company doesn't stand for that. 385 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:11,320 That was their personal opinion. 386 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:17,220 But it's like, how do we parse out the opinion of the founder and owners of the company by 387 00:13:17,220 --> 00:13:19,000 saying the company doesn't feel that way? 388 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,000 Well, that seems fucking weird. 389 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,000 You know what I mean? 390 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,000 Yeah, they're in charge of the company. 391 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,000 Yeah, exactly. 392 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:26,000 And they're like, no, but the company, that doesn't reflect the company's viewpoint. 393 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,000 And I was like, okay. 394 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:33,120 Uh, so yeah, but I mean, I, I mean, that just shows, I mean, people do the biggest thing 395 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:36,020 you can do in America to fuck with somebody is fuck with their money, dude. 396 00:13:36,020 --> 00:13:37,020 You fuck with their dollars. 397 00:13:37,020 --> 00:13:38,640 That's how you fuck with people. 398 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:43,720 And people, a few people, especially on the right have learned how to apply pressure on 399 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:49,320 people. Be like, look, we, you're going to lose 50% of your customers if you don't bend 400 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:50,320 to our will. 401 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:52,640 And what they want is like no DEI. 402 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:56,120 But the thing is they're not technically coming out and saying like, you can't hire a black 403 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:57,120 person or anything like that. 404 00:13:57,120 --> 00:14:00,320 No, it's like, we just like, we don't, we don't want to. 405 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:01,320 Yeah. 406 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:02,320 We don't have to. 407 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:03,320 We don't have to. 408 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:04,320 Yeah. 409 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:08,760 Uh, but then it's like, there's so honestly, it's not no pun intended. 410 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:09,760 It's not black and white. 411 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:10,760 You know what I mean? 412 00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:15,080 It's not because it was like that fucking, when people freaked out in LA, they, they 413 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:18,760 were interviewing that, uh, the fire chief who was a DEI hire. 414 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:20,520 Oh, I saw that. 415 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:26,680 And uh, very misguided, weird shit that was like, people like to be saved by people that 416 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:27,680 look like them. 417 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:30,320 And it's like, motherfucker, if I want to get saved, I don't give a fuck what you look 418 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:31,320 like. 419 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:37,000 But they were also like, I don't care what you look like. 420 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:42,400 And they also address that like classic argument of like, well, you don't want 115 pound woman 421 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:44,600 trying to carry you out of a fire. 422 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:45,760 And they were like, I don't care. 423 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:50,400 So the person's response to that was like, well, it sounds like they got themselves in 424 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:51,400 a really bad position. 425 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:52,400 And I was like, what? 426 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:55,840 That sounds like a them problem. 427 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:56,840 Not a me problem. 428 00:14:56,840 --> 00:15:00,400 Could you imagine you're like about to burn, we're not burning yet. 429 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,200 And she was like, well, you're too big. 430 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:04,560 You just got to burn. 431 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:06,440 You shouldn't have got yourself in this situation. 432 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:07,440 That's crazy. 433 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,440 You're not gonna do that. 434 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:09,440 Don't brand it. 435 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:10,440 I figure out a way. 436 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:15,440 Whatever we got to do, we got to cut them walls open, whatever we got to do to get you 437 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:17,800 I love that you 600 pound life to me. 438 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:20,800 We got to cut this wall open. 439 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:23,800 Whatever we got to do. 440 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:26,800 You won't fit through the door, Dom. 441 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:27,800 I can't get you. 442 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:28,800 I'm sorry. 443 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:29,800 I love you. 444 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:30,800 Come on. 445 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:31,800 Get the saw, man. 446 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:32,800 We're gonna get you out one way or another. 447 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:38,520 I'm gonna get pulled out of the bathroom by the jaws of life. 448 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:47,640 Brandon, will you tell Scott what the saying is if you go to Iraq and you're not going 449 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:48,640 to live? 450 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:51,720 We'll do the best we can for you. 451 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:52,720 So what's that mean? 452 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:58,080 So you're at Iraq and you're bleeding a little bit and then Brandon says. 453 00:15:58,080 --> 00:15:59,080 We're gonna do the best we can for you. 454 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:00,080 And I'm gonna die. 455 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:03,080 I'm not saying that. 456 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:05,920 It's just not guaranteed. 457 00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:06,920 We're gonna get you. 458 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:07,920 Well, of course. 459 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:08,920 That is very logical. 460 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:11,920 You don't want to look at anybody like, I promise you're gonna make it. 461 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:12,920 They're dead. 462 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:13,920 Fuck. 463 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:14,920 But to my best ability. 464 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:15,920 I gotta stop promising these people. 465 00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:18,920 To my best ability, we're gonna make sure you live. 466 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:19,920 However I can try. 467 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:20,920 Yeah, of course. 468 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:21,920 The best I can. 469 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:22,920 Yeah, yeah. 470 00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:23,920 No, man. 471 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:24,920 I mean, that's the goal. 472 00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:25,920 Because I love you, man. 473 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:26,920 Yeah, man. 474 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:27,920 Thank you. 475 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:28,920 Don't say that to a regular page. 476 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:29,920 Like, girl, you're gonna make it. 477 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:30,920 I love you. 478 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:31,920 You're gonna get sued. 479 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:32,920 He saved me, but I'm suing. 480 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:33,920 I take out the love part. 481 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:34,920 And that EMT sexually harassed me while he was. 482 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:35,920 Oh, no. 483 00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:36,920 Take out the love part. 484 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:37,920 Yeah, you gotta take out the love part. 485 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:38,920 Don't be telling strangers you love. 486 00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:39,920 Nah, I'm just kidding. 487 00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:40,920 That sounds like some shit Dante would do. 488 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:41,920 I wasn't telling you that. 489 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:42,920 I'll tell you what. 490 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,920 If I was in a wreck and Dante showed up as the EMT, I'd be like, just kill me. 491 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:46,920 I'm not saying that. 492 00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:47,920 I'm just saying that. 493 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:48,920 I'm not saying that. 494 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:49,920 I'm not saying that. 495 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:50,920 I'm not saying that. 496 00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:51,920 I'm not saying that. 497 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:52,920 I'm not saying that. 498 00:16:52,920 --> 00:17:01,280 I'm not saying that. 499 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:16,020 I'm not saying that. 500 00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:24,040 I'm not saying that. 501 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:31,040 I'm not saying that. 502 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:36,040 I'm not saying that. 503 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:47,040 I'm not saying that. 504 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:56,040 I'm not saying that. 505 00:17:56,040 --> 00:18:07,040 I'm not saying that. 506 00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:16,040 I'm not saying that. 507 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:27,040 I'm not saying that. 508 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:36,040 I'm not saying that. 509 00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:41,040 I'm not saying that. 510 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:46,040 I'm not saying that. 511 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:51,040 I'm not saying that. 512 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:52,920 I would make sure everybody's out of my house. 513 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:54,760 I would tie myself up, put a bomb in there, 514 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:56,280 we'd just blow that shit up. 515 00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:57,120 What? 516 00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:57,960 What an elaborate. 517 00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:00,360 And you're gonna tie yourself up? 518 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:01,200 Why? 519 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:02,520 You wanna take away your family's home? 520 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:03,360 So that you can't run? 521 00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:05,280 Yeah, so if I try to run, I can't run. 522 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:06,120 So. 523 00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:06,960 So. 524 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:09,880 Because you know sometimes people have second thoughts. 525 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:10,720 Yeah. 526 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:14,240 I think, you've seen the movie Fight Club. 527 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:17,360 You've seen the movie Fight Club too many times. 528 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:18,200 I've never seen it. 529 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,440 I still gotta watch it. 530 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:20,800 It was like, interesting. 531 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,120 I just know Brad Pitt's in it. 532 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,440 But I like how he's like, 533 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:26,040 my mom's gonna lose her son and her house. 534 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,600 Oh, man, I make sure I get a house for us. 535 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,160 It could be a bad house, man. 536 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:31,360 So you're gonna better your life 537 00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:32,600 so you can kill yourself? 538 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,520 It'd be in the middle of fucking nowhere in the country. 539 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:36,240 That would be some Brandon shit, though. 540 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,400 I would kill myself. 541 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,800 I'm doing the best I've ever done, but I'm committed. 542 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:44,400 I'd make sure so far that the ambulance nobody 543 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,320 could get to you until it's too late. 544 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:49,520 Brandon, I think it's too late the minute you blow up. 545 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:51,640 By the time they get there. 546 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:52,960 I don't think you gotta worry about the ambulance. 547 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,000 It's like, we can save him. 548 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:54,840 Yeah, no. 549 00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:56,840 The fire's gonna be out and everything. 550 00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:58,520 You're gonna be cooked. 551 00:19:58,520 --> 00:19:59,800 Okay, so blowed up. 552 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,760 I'm gonna jump off a very high building. 553 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:04,600 A high building. 554 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,520 I'm gonna make it funny, though. 555 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:07,360 Yeah. 556 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:11,360 Like, other guys? 557 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:13,200 Oh, hell yeah. 558 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,720 That's good, but one of my favorite jokes, 559 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:18,640 Kyle Kanane, is just to spice it up at first, 560 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:20,880 I'm gonna go down on him and put a glass of water 561 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:22,440 at the bottom of the bottle. 562 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:23,880 And I'm gonna jump, and when I hit, 563 00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:26,360 I want people to be like, what do you think he was? 564 00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:27,760 Trying to... 565 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:28,600 Doop. 566 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:33,240 I think that would be fun. 567 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:36,000 Plus, it's like, I mean, why not feel like you're flying? 568 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,840 Yeah, true, 100%. 569 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:38,680 And more than like... 570 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:39,520 You wanna fly once in your life, like three. 571 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:41,200 Yeah, and more than likely, if you jump off 572 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,200 a tall enough building, if you're really gonna do it, 573 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,400 I'm going out with a bang. 574 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,240 Burst gleefully. 575 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:47,880 I'm talking, well, wow, that would be a good one. 576 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:48,720 You know you will die before you... 577 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:50,680 But I think easier to jump off the Empire, 578 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:51,520 yeah, that's what I'm saying. 579 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:52,360 Set a world record. 580 00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:53,320 If you jump off the Empire State Building, 581 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:54,480 or Sears Tower, or something like that, 582 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:55,680 you're gonna fucking have a heart attack 583 00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:56,520 and die before you hit the ground. 584 00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:57,720 Yeah, yeah. 585 00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,280 So fuck it, yeah, why not? 586 00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:00,400 I wanna fly for a minute. 587 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,920 Yeah, you probably, I mean, you probably get 10 seconds 588 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:03,760 of flying, yeah. 589 00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:04,840 I would think you'd get a, yeah, you're, 590 00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:06,800 I mean, your heart will probably explode, 591 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:09,400 but you do have a few seconds before your heart will pop. 592 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:10,720 So it's like, you might as well. 593 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:11,560 It's just fucking... 594 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:12,400 I'm down with that now. 595 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:13,320 Float down. 596 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:16,280 But at that high, oh man. 597 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:19,160 I thought, like, the aftermath. 598 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,040 Oh, it's nasty. 599 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:22,320 Oh dude, at that height, at that height, 600 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:23,760 I don't think there's any, I mean... 601 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,800 It's probably not much left. 602 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:26,640 Disintegrate. 603 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:27,480 You're just a myth, man. 604 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:29,640 That's fucking everywhere, dude. 605 00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:31,480 Or, I mean, worst nightmare would be 606 00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:33,120 to land on somebody or something. 607 00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:34,200 Oh my gosh, man. 608 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:35,480 To land on somebody. 609 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:37,720 Oh yeah, and you'll instantly kill a... 610 00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:38,560 Oh, damn yeah. 611 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:39,400 You'll both be gone. 612 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,120 I mean, honestly, I think, I mean, 613 00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:42,480 any one of us, I think from that height, 614 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:44,040 I think we'd crack the concrete when he lands. 615 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:45,200 Guaranteed. 616 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:46,440 Definitely crack the concrete. 617 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:47,280 That's dark as hell, man. 618 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:49,440 I hope you make like a wily coyote hole in it. 619 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:50,280 Yeah. 620 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:52,080 When I jump off, I go, 621 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:53,560 yahoo hoo hoo! 622 00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:57,120 Oh god, you look like Goofy, man, hell yeah. 623 00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:58,360 How would you kill yourself? 624 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,120 I would wanna try to accomplish something, 625 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:01,720 and then if I just didn't survive, 626 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:03,440 that would be me committing suicide. 627 00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:05,920 Like, trying to like jump the Grand Canyon 628 00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:06,960 on a motorcycle. 629 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:09,160 And if I make it, cool. 630 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:10,600 But if I die, that would be me killing... 631 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,960 Or like, test out one of Dom's theories 632 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:14,880 and try to like fist fight a Jaguar. 633 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:18,560 Oh god, you just wanna jackass your way into suicide. 634 00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:19,400 Exactly. 635 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:20,240 I wanna make it fun. 636 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:22,200 You just wanna keep doing it until you are dead. 637 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:23,440 Here's the problem with that. 638 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:24,960 That is all of a sudden, 639 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:26,480 you get paralyzed from the neck down. 640 00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:27,520 People are like, we're gonna take care of you. 641 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:28,360 You'll be like, no! 642 00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:29,200 Yeah. 643 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:30,040 Yeah. 644 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:31,960 No, I'm trapped in my body forever. 645 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:33,120 You know how hard it is to kill yourself 646 00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:34,040 when all you can do is head bang? 647 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:34,880 Yeah. 648 00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:35,720 You can't. 649 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:36,560 Dude, I'm telling you, 650 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:38,800 we have this on camera. 651 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:42,760 If I'm ever like that, I want to die. 652 00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:43,600 If I'm looking at you, 653 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,200 and it looks like he's like, oh, he looks happy. 654 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:47,040 No, I'm telling you to fucking kill me. 655 00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:48,080 Please. 656 00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:50,640 Paralyzed from the neck down, I'm gonna check out. 657 00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:51,480 Yeah, ooh. 658 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:52,320 I don't know about that. 659 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:53,160 I don't wanna do that. 660 00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:56,640 And I know a couple, I've known quadriplegics, 661 00:22:56,640 --> 00:23:01,000 and yeah, they've all been like, I wanna die. 662 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:01,840 Yeah. 663 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,240 I haven't met one where I'm like, it really opened my eyes. 664 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:07,160 And now they're all like, dude, this shit is garbage. 665 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:08,640 That's the only thing they can open. 666 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:11,720 This shit is not good. 667 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:13,040 And then they blew in their straw 668 00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:14,400 and they went away. 669 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:15,240 Damn. 670 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:16,800 Can you still blink and stuff, man? 671 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:17,640 You can blink. 672 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,880 I mean, if you're paralyzed from the fucking neck down, 673 00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:20,720 I mean. 674 00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:22,400 I'll tell you what. 675 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:25,440 If this happens, man, you blink, you have to look at me, 676 00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:28,440 and don't blink, just wink at me about five or 10 times. 677 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,320 So are we assuming he can't speak? 678 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:31,160 Yeah, yeah, no, that's what I'm talking about. 679 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,640 Like I'm saying, you can't speak. 680 00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:34,360 I would probably, if I can speak, 681 00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:35,200 I would just tell you to kill myself. 682 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:36,040 Oh, yeah. 683 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:36,880 It's one of those things where you know 684 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:39,400 you're like all the way not there. 685 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:40,240 We'll figure something out. 686 00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:42,960 If you're in the military, just fucking morse code it. 687 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:43,800 You know, are you a morse code? 688 00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,720 I don't know that shit. 689 00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:46,560 I don't barely know that. 690 00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:47,400 Terrible soldier. 691 00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:48,240 Let's see. 692 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:51,640 So how many times do I gotta blink for you to kill me? 693 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:52,480 Eight times. 694 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:53,320 Eight times in a row. 695 00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:54,880 And then me and JJ, we'll figure something out. 696 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:56,640 No, no, no, this is gonna be you. 697 00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:58,480 How are you gonna kill me if I'm not? 698 00:23:58,480 --> 00:23:59,720 This motherfucker's just gonna get an eyelash 699 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:00,560 and be like, oh. 700 00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:02,400 Oh, fuck that. 701 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:03,240 Ah! 702 00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:04,080 Let's see. 703 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:06,120 He uses the fake knife. 704 00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:07,520 Damn, man. 705 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:08,360 But he's serious about it. 706 00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:10,720 He's gonna kill you with the fake knife? 707 00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:12,560 He just blooded you to death with the fake knife. 708 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:13,400 You have like two leaves. 709 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:14,960 Can you move your head at all? 710 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,960 I can't do anything but blink my eyes. 711 00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:18,160 How would you kill me? 712 00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:19,960 Well, I guess we would come up with something 713 00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:20,800 where I'd be like, okay. 714 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,480 I'd be like, blink once if you want me to blink. 715 00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:23,320 No, no, no, all right. 716 00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:26,160 You already know I'm wanting to die. 717 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:27,000 How are you gonna kill me? 718 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,920 I know if I'm gonna be nice and give you a choice. 719 00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:30,920 So I'd be like, if you blink once, 720 00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:32,160 then I'll just get you a little, 721 00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:33,720 because you're gonna be in a chair or something, right? 722 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:34,560 I'll be in something. 723 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,000 Then I'll get you to a really good cliff, 724 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,040 probably Montesano. 725 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,960 I'll pour a beer down you like, 726 00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:40,800 I'll put like a beer down you. 727 00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:41,640 Please do that. 728 00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:43,480 And we'll just talk about good times. 729 00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:45,040 And then before I go home, 730 00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:46,840 I'll just push you off that thing. 731 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:50,960 The second one, if you blink two times, 732 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:52,040 we'll go to the gun shop. 733 00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:52,880 I don't know. 734 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:54,920 This is a choose your own adventure. 735 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:57,120 You try to bark at something each time I pointed the gun, 736 00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:57,960 you'd be like, ah, ah. 737 00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:00,040 I'd be like, oh, okay, you want that one. 738 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:00,880 And now. 739 00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:01,720 Now what I do, ah, ah. 740 00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:02,920 I don't know, you'd be like, ah. 741 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:03,760 I don't know. 742 00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:06,280 I like, why in this scenario 743 00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:08,000 does he have a preference what to gun? 744 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,240 Yeah. I don't know, man. 745 00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:10,080 He's like, shoot. 746 00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:11,320 Holy my Glock, motherfucker. 747 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:13,600 It's like picking your own coffin, man. 748 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:14,440 And then the third one, 749 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:16,120 if you want to just be poison man, 750 00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:17,680 I got to just do three times. 751 00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:19,840 You are naming such terrible ways. 752 00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:20,680 I don't know. 753 00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:21,520 Wait, what am I supposed to do? 754 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,960 Get a pillow and just. 755 00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:23,800 Honestly, in his sleep. 756 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:24,880 Then do that four times. 757 00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:26,560 In his sleep, that's good. 758 00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:29,400 Or honestly, take a, honestly, 759 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,360 take a knife, if he's paralyzed from the neck down, 760 00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:33,640 take a knife and just jab it right here 761 00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:34,920 in the soft spot of the night and set it. 762 00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:37,160 Best part, I have a couple of katanas too, man. 763 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:38,400 So I could do like a clean sweep. 764 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,240 Jesus Christ. 765 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:41,560 You gonna kill this motherfucker, 766 00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:42,400 like teenage mutant ninja. 767 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:43,240 Turn over this video. 768 00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:45,440 I got a freak katana and like a machete 769 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:46,920 and then some pocket knives. 770 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,280 We could pick one of them if you want. 771 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,120 Okay. 772 00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:49,960 Pocket knife. 773 00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:50,800 Jesus Christ. 774 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,000 Nice. Thank you, Brandon. 775 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,560 And I'm gonna be relying on you 776 00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:57,200 whenever this inevitable car crash happens. 777 00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,040 Oh no, man. 778 00:25:58,040 --> 00:25:58,880 Don't, no. 779 00:25:58,880 --> 00:25:59,720 I just watched him. 780 00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:00,560 Please, no. 781 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,080 For you, it ain't gonna happen in a car crash. 782 00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:03,080 This motherfucker gonna get drunk, 783 00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:04,680 dive into a shallow end of the pool. 784 00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,120 That's why I'm gonna hide. 785 00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:07,280 I've seen too many videos. 786 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:08,120 I won't do that. 787 00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:09,520 I don't dive anyway. 788 00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:10,360 I cannonball. 789 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:11,200 No. 790 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:12,040 The only catch, Dom. 791 00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:12,880 I'm a cannonball. 792 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:14,440 The only catch is, once this happens, 793 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:15,760 you're gonna have to try to fire me 794 00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:16,880 because I know what you're gonna do 795 00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:18,040 and I'm gonna try to avoid you 796 00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:19,680 because I don't wanna do it. 797 00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:20,520 But you just told me you would do it, man. 798 00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:22,280 I know what you're gonna have to do. 799 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,160 And once you see me, then I have to. 800 00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:26,400 Whatever, I don't know, whoever pushes you or whatever, 801 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:29,240 you'd be like, I don't know how Stefan Hawkins did it. 802 00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:30,880 He'd be like, fine, Brandon. 803 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:31,720 And that happens. 804 00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:32,560 Did you just say Stefan? 805 00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:33,380 That's his name. 806 00:26:33,380 --> 00:26:34,220 What's his name? 807 00:26:34,220 --> 00:26:35,040 Stefan Curry. 808 00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:35,880 Steven? 809 00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:36,720 Stefan Urkel. 810 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:37,560 That's like his name. 811 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:38,640 His name's Steven? 812 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:39,480 Steven. 813 00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:41,080 Oh, Stefan Hawkins? 814 00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:41,920 Oh my God. 815 00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:44,360 I'm not gonna want to do this. 816 00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:47,200 Steven Hawkins was still banging small boys. 817 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:48,040 Or girls. 818 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:48,880 No, that's not good. 819 00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:49,720 Midgets, midgets. 820 00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:50,560 No. 821 00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:51,400 You know what? 822 00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:52,720 You all are small people. 823 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:54,480 I do wanna know if that's confirmed. 824 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:55,800 I don't know if it's confirmed either. 825 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:56,800 He was on the island. 826 00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:57,640 He was on the island. 827 00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:00,680 Well, y'all are convinced he could get off. 828 00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:01,600 Damn, you're right. 829 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:03,000 He doesn't have a choice. 830 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,840 Like, get off. 831 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:08,280 No, I don't think that's what you're talking about. 832 00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:09,440 But also get off the island. 833 00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:10,280 I get what he's saying. 834 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,240 Oh, you think they just took him out here 835 00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:13,560 and was like, I want to go. 836 00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:14,960 They're like, shut up. 837 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:16,600 Shut up, fuck, shut up. 838 00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:17,440 That makes sense. 839 00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:19,240 Midgets, midgets, get over there. 840 00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:22,160 Yeah, he can't move. 841 00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:26,240 That is my favorite whole thing about the Epstein stuff. 842 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:29,320 My favorite rumor was Stephen Hawking and his kink was 843 00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:32,400 he liked to have midgets do high level math equations 844 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,040 on white boards they couldn't reach. 845 00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:34,880 Shut the fuck up. 846 00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,480 Is that real? 847 00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,200 Oh, no, who knows? 848 00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:42,360 I mean, it's so specific and odd, 849 00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:44,280 it very well might be true. 850 00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:45,120 That's very specific. 851 00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:47,200 He had like weird kinks, for sure. 852 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:48,840 Oh, he had weird kinks. 853 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:50,720 Here's the thing, he wasn't always in a wheelchair. 854 00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:53,160 He was, you know, he got around. 855 00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:57,720 Here's the crazy thing is this man cheated on his wife 856 00:27:57,720 --> 00:27:59,960 after he was fucked up like that in the wheelchair. 857 00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:00,800 Boss. 858 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:01,640 Damn, man. 859 00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:02,720 He was in a wheelchair, 860 00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:04,040 fucking beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, 861 00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:07,400 like that and was like, oh, hey, what's up? 862 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:08,240 That's crazy. 863 00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,160 He cheated on his wife. 864 00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:13,000 Who is a saint, by the way? 865 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:13,840 Yeah. 866 00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:14,680 God damn saint. 867 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:18,200 A saint and he's over here just slinging that broke dick 868 00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:19,040 all the way. 869 00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:20,400 Disabled dudes, fuck. 870 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:21,240 They do. 871 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:23,680 I mean, sure, but he is a Nintendo game. 872 00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:27,000 I was watching a movie with my girlfriend 873 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:27,840 like two weeks ago. 874 00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:31,040 It's with Amelia Clarke, the girlfriend Game of Thrones. 875 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:32,400 I forgot what it's called. 876 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:33,760 The dude's name's Sam Claflin, 877 00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:36,080 and the actor in that movie that's in the wheelchair 878 00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:37,520 that she's the caretaker for. 879 00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:39,960 Yeah, he's a quadriplegic. 880 00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:41,760 They end up falling in love. 881 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:43,320 His mom hires her. 882 00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:45,400 He ends up, he's real pessimistic, 883 00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:48,640 but then obviously she starts brightening him up, 884 00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:51,640 but he still signs up for a euthanasia thing in Sweden 885 00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:52,640 and he still dies. 886 00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:53,480 Damn, man. 887 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:55,720 When you got Emily Clarke. 888 00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:57,040 Amelia Clarke? 889 00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:57,880 Emily Clarke. 890 00:28:57,880 --> 00:28:58,700 It's Amelia. 891 00:28:58,700 --> 00:28:59,540 It's not. 892 00:28:59,540 --> 00:29:00,800 Well, is she British or something? 893 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:01,640 Yeah. 894 00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:02,480 It's Amelia. 895 00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:03,300 Damn, man. 896 00:29:03,300 --> 00:29:05,480 She's also very hot. 897 00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:06,320 Oh, God. 898 00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:07,160 I do love her. 899 00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:08,080 I love British women. 900 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,480 I have a real soft spot for British women. 901 00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:10,320 I'm with you. 902 00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:12,120 So yeah, she's up there for me. 903 00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:14,280 But her personally, she came out that far. 904 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:15,840 She is in a couple fucked up movies. 905 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:19,000 There's that other movie that was the one 906 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,360 based on the Wham song, Last Christmas. 907 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,840 Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. 908 00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:26,400 So she's in this movie called Last Christmas, 909 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:31,400 and she falls in, she meets and, and I'm summarizing, 910 00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:35,040 she meets and falls in love with Henry Golden, 911 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:38,200 the guy who played Snake Eyes, the Asian dude. 912 00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:39,200 You'd know him if you saw him. 913 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,520 Anyway, falls in love with him. 914 00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:41,360 Oh yeah, I do know him. 915 00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:42,400 And then it's like he's in the movie, 916 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:45,120 and then at the end of the movie you find out 917 00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:47,760 he was never there, he was a ghost. 918 00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:51,040 She had a heart transplant and got his heart 919 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,280 and was seeing his ghost, and she fell in love 920 00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:55,040 with his ghost, but she had his heart 921 00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:56,360 from a heart transplant. 922 00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:57,920 So it's like, yeah, she likes to be in the ones 923 00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:59,320 where it's like, oh, they're dead. 924 00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:00,720 Oh, shit. 925 00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:02,040 That's crazy, dude. 926 00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:05,240 That's the movie where Dom gets a racist's heart. 927 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:06,080 Ooh. 928 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,560 And he's not any different. 929 00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:13,400 Yeah, there it is right there. 930 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:14,240 Last Christmas. 931 00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:17,200 Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. 932 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,640 Yeah, exactly, that's exactly, see what I mean? 933 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:22,240 The whole movie's based on one line in a Wham song. 934 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:23,080 Oh, shit. 935 00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:23,920 Oh! 936 00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:24,760 I gave you my heart. 937 00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:25,600 I gave you my heart. 938 00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:26,440 Oh! 939 00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:27,680 Y'all are getting that. 940 00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:29,840 I'm just getting that right now. 941 00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:30,960 Just getting that right now. 942 00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:32,960 I thought, damn. 943 00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:36,000 Damn, dude, I don't understand what it is 944 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,520 about women's movies, female-oriented movies 945 00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:43,200 being about just the worst tragedy imaginable and romance. 946 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:46,120 Well, that's kind of like the whole thing. 947 00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:48,560 When it was like, Oxygen, the channel for women, 948 00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:51,240 and every show was like, watch this woman get beat up. 949 00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:52,080 Yeah. 950 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:55,160 Watch this woman get murdered. 951 00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:58,440 Watch this woman like, damn, Oxygen hates women, dude. 952 00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,040 They hate these women. 953 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:00,880 Like, it's cold outside. 954 00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:01,800 It's never, man. 955 00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:04,080 The only positive movies were on there was like, 956 00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:06,080 watch this woman kill her. 957 00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:07,160 Yeah. 958 00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:09,040 Watch her set him on fire. 959 00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:09,880 You seen Double Jeopardy? 960 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:10,840 During his sleep. 961 00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:11,680 Oh, Double Jeopardy. 962 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:12,840 You remember the old school Double Jeopardy? 963 00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:14,040 The one with Tommy Lee Jones. 964 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:14,880 Tommy Lee Jones. 965 00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:15,880 The great movie. 966 00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:17,200 When Ashley Judd was banging to her. 967 00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:19,480 Yeah, Ashley Judd, she killed that role, too. 968 00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:20,320 That was a great movie. 969 00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:21,160 Double Jeopardy was good. 970 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:22,440 Good movie. 971 00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:24,800 I loved her prison training montage. 972 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:25,640 Oh, yeah. 973 00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:27,200 She was just doing sit-ups, doing fangirlish glows. 974 00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:28,360 I do enjoy, yeah. 975 00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:29,320 I do like montages. 976 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:30,160 They don't have fingers. 977 00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:31,000 That's what Jake does. 978 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,760 No, montages are great. 979 00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:35,440 Yeah, old Double Jeopardy. 980 00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:36,280 Yep. 981 00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:37,840 We watched this in school. 982 00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:38,680 Really? 983 00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:40,000 In like a civics class. 984 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:40,840 Really? 985 00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:41,680 Learning about Double Jeopardy. 986 00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:42,520 There's like sexy parts. 987 00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:43,360 It was strange. 988 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:44,720 There's sexy parts. 989 00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:46,920 That guy, he was a character. 990 00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:49,360 I saw him at Lone Goose not that long ago. 991 00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:51,200 Your teacher that showed you Double Jeopardy? 992 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:52,040 Yes, dude. 993 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:54,080 That motherfucker was, he was hungover for sure 994 00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:55,040 when he showed that movie, too. 995 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:55,880 That's what teachers do. 996 00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:56,720 He definitely was. 997 00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:58,600 He's like, man, y'all just watch this movie. 998 00:31:58,600 --> 00:31:59,440 Learn something. 999 00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:01,280 No, he hated his life. 1000 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:03,000 Did you learn a lot? 1001 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,440 No, I mean, I learned this. 1002 00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:08,600 He was also, he got me to like put the flag up 1003 00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:11,800 in the morning and take it down at the end of the school day. 1004 00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:13,200 Did you guys fold it right or you just took it down? 1005 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,520 We folded it in a triangle. 1006 00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:15,360 We had to learn. 1007 00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:16,200 Like he taught us. 1008 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:19,720 And then he would buy us McDonald's like once a month 1009 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:20,920 because we did it. 1010 00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:23,440 And it was me and my friend Eric. 1011 00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:25,400 He lived down the street from me and he's mixed. 1012 00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,160 And one time we dropped it on accident 1013 00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:28,800 and it was at the end of the day 1014 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:32,040 and a guy in the car rider line got out of his truck 1015 00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:34,080 and started calling him the N word. 1016 00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:34,920 What the hell? 1017 00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:35,760 What the fuck? 1018 00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:36,600 I swear, dude. 1019 00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:37,560 What was his name? 1020 00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:38,680 Spartan Middle School, dude. 1021 00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:39,520 Oh. 1022 00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:40,360 The one and only. 1023 00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:41,200 Gang gang. 1024 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:42,200 Nah, man, I can't get into the gang. 1025 00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:43,040 It's Tony. 1026 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:43,880 I got a husband. 1027 00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:44,720 You know. 1028 00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:45,540 Oh yeah, I know Tony. 1029 00:32:45,540 --> 00:32:46,380 Your girlfriend lives there. 1030 00:32:46,380 --> 00:32:47,560 Yeah. 1031 00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:48,400 Fiance. 1032 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:49,360 Yes, yes, yes. 1033 00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:50,200 Fiance. 1034 00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:51,040 Yes, yes, yes. 1035 00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:51,880 I don't know if we can say it. 1036 00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:52,720 Yes, you can say that. 1037 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:53,560 You can say it. 1038 00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:54,400 Soon to be. 1039 00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:55,480 Soon to be wife. 1040 00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:57,320 Yep, that's why we're shooting this at 10 o'clock 1041 00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:58,160 on a Wednesday. 1042 00:32:58,160 --> 00:32:58,980 Hell yeah. 1043 00:32:58,980 --> 00:33:00,760 Oh, it's probably midnight by now. 1044 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,120 It's not 10 o'clock. 1045 00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:02,960 Yeah. 1046 00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:04,160 That's sometime. 1047 00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:05,000 That's later. 1048 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:05,840 Yeah. 1049 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:06,880 Congratulations, man. 1050 00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:07,720 Thank you, man. 1051 00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:08,560 Let me get a little applause. 1052 00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:09,640 Hey, cheers, man. 1053 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:10,480 Cheers. 1054 00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:12,440 I'm just looking at Ashtajud up here in this tank top. 1055 00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:13,280 Hello, Ashtajud. 1056 00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:17,760 Were you excited? 1057 00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:19,200 Yes, I am. 1058 00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:20,040 Hell yeah. 1059 00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:22,800 Were you guys partying at this weekend? 1060 00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:23,640 Partying at? 1061 00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:24,960 Nah, just hotel. 1062 00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:27,160 Oh, you guys are, ah, I didn't know, real? 1063 00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:29,200 Okay, okay. 1064 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:31,960 When's the wedding? 1065 00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:32,880 Oh, it's Friday. 1066 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:33,720 Friday? 1067 00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:34,720 Mm-hmm. 1068 00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:35,640 None of us were invited. 1069 00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:36,480 No, you guys are. 1070 00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:37,300 You wanna come? 1071 00:33:37,300 --> 00:33:38,140 It's courthouse. 1072 00:33:38,140 --> 00:33:38,980 I'm not coming. 1073 00:33:38,980 --> 00:33:39,820 Damn, man. 1074 00:33:39,820 --> 00:33:41,640 You gonna come to the celebration? 1075 00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:43,320 Sure, when's the celebration? 1076 00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:44,400 In fall, probably. 1077 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:45,240 In fall? 1078 00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:46,060 Yeah. 1079 00:33:46,060 --> 00:33:46,900 Yeah. 1080 00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:47,740 We're broke. 1081 00:33:47,740 --> 00:33:48,560 Yeah. 1082 00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:49,400 I'm busy then. 1083 00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:50,240 Damn, man. 1084 00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:52,760 Of course, I mean, I'll come. 1085 00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:53,600 Thank you, man. 1086 00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:55,400 See, that's what I'm saying, man. 1087 00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:56,640 But that's where you want everybody at, 1088 00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:57,480 is the celebration. 1089 00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:58,320 Yes, yes, yes. 1090 00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:01,200 You guys just wanna go do your thing on Friday, 1091 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:02,960 celebrate your weekend? 1092 00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:04,000 We need a witness, right? 1093 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:04,840 Yeah. 1094 00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:05,680 So yeah. 1095 00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:08,000 Are you excited to have sex for the first time? 1096 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,160 It's not my first time. 1097 00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:11,400 Well, yeah, but I mean like, consensually. 1098 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:12,440 It's always been consensual. 1099 00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:13,400 Okay, my bad. 1100 00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:14,240 Thank you. 1101 00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:18,440 Well, you said always, let's not exaggerate. 1102 00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:19,760 Always, man, always. 1103 00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:21,080 Whatever you, whatever you want to say. 1104 00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:21,920 Hey, look at me, man. 1105 00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:22,760 I got you. 1106 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:23,600 No winks. 1107 00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:24,440 What's happening right now? 1108 00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:25,280 No winks. 1109 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:26,120 This is gonna be admissible in the court of law 1110 00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:26,960 if y'all keep. 1111 00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:28,560 Yeah, man, before this, I was a virgin. 1112 00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:31,280 He won't snitch on the guys that are the people. 1113 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:32,120 It might be. 1114 00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:35,120 It won't snitch on the guys, I mean the people. 1115 00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:37,760 There's some stuff, I don't wanna get in that, man. 1116 00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:38,600 Yeah. 1117 00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:40,160 They swept that under the carpet. 1118 00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:42,280 I don't know. 1119 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:43,120 What? 1120 00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:44,520 I thought we were talking about the job thing. 1121 00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:45,360 I thought you were talking about the job thing. 1122 00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:47,000 We started all the way back to what we started. 1123 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,200 Yeah, I thought that's what you were talking about. 1124 00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:50,560 I was like, yeah, I don't want nothing to do with that. 1125 00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:51,400 I was just kidding. 1126 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:52,920 That could've got real real. 1127 00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:55,440 I do, that was a very weird all the way around. 1128 00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:57,280 Yeah, I was like, I just wanna do it. 1129 00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:58,120 To reach. 1130 00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:58,960 That situation, man. 1131 00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:00,320 To reach that. 1132 00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:02,240 Honestly, that was a very interesting picture 1133 00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:03,560 of how your brain works, 1134 00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:05,840 of how all that connected back to that. 1135 00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:06,680 Yeah. 1136 00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:07,520 Yeah. 1137 00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:08,360 Yeah. 1138 00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,200 Yeah. 1139 00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:11,320 Man, it was sad, man. 1140 00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:12,400 Yeah. 1141 00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:13,920 Was it? 1142 00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:14,920 Yes. 1143 00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:16,680 But not for you, because he didn't hit you. 1144 00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:18,640 Thankfully, no, no, he didn't give a fuck about me. 1145 00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:20,000 But he's in jail for 20 years now. 1146 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,000 Yeah, so it doesn't matter. 1147 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:21,840 No. 1148 00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:24,240 Long time to think. 1149 00:35:24,240 --> 00:35:25,200 Long time to think. 1150 00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,920 What would be your strategy if you got 20 years in prison? 1151 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:30,920 Like, are you gonna just? 1152 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:34,040 I mean, you kinda have to just join a gang, probably. 1153 00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:35,320 And like, just keep all that life. 1154 00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:36,560 It depends on where you're at 1155 00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:38,080 and what kind of prison you're in. 1156 00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:38,920 I agree. 1157 00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:41,280 What's the crime that we did that being in prison? 1158 00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:42,320 Well, I was imagining. 1159 00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:44,320 I'm gonna go ahead and say it's a hard felony, 1160 00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:47,440 and this is a state facility. 1161 00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:48,360 State facility? 1162 00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:49,200 Yeah. 1163 00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:50,280 You could be good in prison. 1164 00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:51,120 Well, here's the thing. 1165 00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:55,640 It's like, what you see in movies and TV 1166 00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:56,480 and everything like that, 1167 00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:57,840 it's like, you're not gonna be in Huntsville, 1168 00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:59,960 and they're like, you're going to Sing Sing. 1169 00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:01,760 That's not, you know what I mean? 1170 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:02,920 Oh, you're going to Alcatraz. 1171 00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:05,160 It's like, no, you go to a fucking prison 1172 00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:07,560 that's close to where you're being sentenced, 1173 00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:08,640 unless it's like a special circumstance. 1174 00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:09,800 Unless you're a fat case. 1175 00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,840 Yeah, unless it's a special circumstance. 1176 00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:14,680 So it just depends on what prison you're at. 1177 00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:17,480 Like, if you want to be like, you want that real shit, 1178 00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:20,040 be like, you got 20 years in Pelican Bay. 1179 00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:20,880 Yeah. 1180 00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:21,720 All right, so let's say. 1181 00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:22,840 That would be worst case scenario. 1182 00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:24,000 But let's say you got 20, 1183 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,400 we all got sentenced to 20 years in Pelican Bay, 1184 00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:28,760 different times. 1185 00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:30,280 What are you doing to survive? 1186 00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:32,520 What's first on your list? 1187 00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:34,400 Well, first, make sure I- 1188 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,200 Do I want to survive? 1189 00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:37,800 Yeah, it's only 20 years, dude. 1190 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:38,920 It's only, yeah. 1191 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:40,880 20 years, you can bang that out. 1192 00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:42,640 Don't get me wrong, the thought, here's the thing. 1193 00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:44,360 I would say, you wouldn't be human 1194 00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:48,280 if you all of a sudden were facing 20 years in prison, 1195 00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:51,880 and you didn't think like, maybe it's time to check out. 1196 00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:53,720 Yeah, man. 1197 00:36:53,720 --> 00:36:54,560 You know what I mean? 1198 00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:55,720 I don't know if I want to do 20 years in prison. 1199 00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:57,640 All right, right now, you're like, 20 years isn't that long. 1200 00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:02,160 And you're in there, you're like, day 1,197, oh my God. 1201 00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:03,000 So- 1202 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,280 And that's not three years in. 1203 00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:06,120 Yeah, that's three years in. 1204 00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:06,960 That's what I'm saying. 1205 00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:08,240 That's exactly what I'm saying. 1206 00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:10,680 So I think you got to get over that first. 1207 00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:13,760 And then after that, unfortunately, so for instance, 1208 00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:16,560 JJ and I would have to join the Brotherhood. 1209 00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:17,880 Yeah, for sure. 1210 00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:18,720 Yeah. 1211 00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:19,560 You're already a skinhead. 1212 00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:20,680 I'm not, yeah. 1213 00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:21,520 I don't know if I would. 1214 00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:25,320 But the thing is, I mean, there might be other options. 1215 00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:26,160 I don't know. 1216 00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:27,960 I mean, I know for 20 years, 1217 00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:29,240 I don't think you could be a free agent. 1218 00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:31,040 I mean, you're gonna have to affiliate. 1219 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:32,640 You're gonna have to affiliate. 1220 00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:36,040 But I would go in and be like, 1221 00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:37,280 is this like a fraternity thing? 1222 00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:38,120 Are we gonna rush? 1223 00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:41,120 Or like, wow, how are we gonna figure out 1224 00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:42,720 where I'm gonna land, fellas? 1225 00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:45,640 Yeah. 1226 00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:47,080 So you would join a gang. 1227 00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:49,960 I mean, if you're in there for 20 years for survival, 1228 00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:53,000 if your key is on survival, I'm thinking, 1229 00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:54,720 now here's the thing. 1230 00:37:54,720 --> 00:37:57,360 We are all, none of us have been to prison. 1231 00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:58,200 Nope. 1232 00:37:58,200 --> 00:37:59,040 I've been in jail before, 1233 00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:00,760 but I've never been in prison. 1234 00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:02,160 So we don't know prison. 1235 00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:04,440 So I mean, I know it's no fucking picnic, 1236 00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:05,800 but we can't just assume immediately 1237 00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,920 you're going in there and getting fucked in the mouth. 1238 00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:09,560 Things are really bad. 1239 00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:10,920 I'm gonna have to say, 1240 00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:13,680 there could be federal penitentiaries 1241 00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:15,440 or state-run facilities that, 1242 00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:16,760 even though it's maximum security, 1243 00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:19,440 that you might be able to be okay. 1244 00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:20,600 Yeah, yeah, for sure. 1245 00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:22,040 But there's definitely some, 1246 00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:24,640 breathe a Pelican Bay, like that it's gonna be bad. 1247 00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:26,800 You're gonna have to do something. 1248 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:31,800 The question is, if you went for a nonviolent crime, 1249 00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:36,280 say you, for, okay, perfect example, 1250 00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:37,720 vehicular manslaughter. 1251 00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:42,720 Say you killed somebody in an aggravated DUI case 1252 00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:44,360 or something like that, 1253 00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:46,400 and you got 10 to 15 years here in prison. 1254 00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:48,920 It's 10 to 15 years and you join a gang 1255 00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:49,760 and the first thing that was like, 1256 00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:51,840 okay, you gotta kill somebody. 1257 00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:54,160 We need you to kill this person in this other gang. 1258 00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:56,120 It's like, what do you do? 1259 00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:57,800 Now, I mean, obviously you're not a murderer. 1260 00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:00,360 You have killed somebody because it was the DUI situation, 1261 00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:01,200 but that was a fucking accident. 1262 00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:02,840 You didn't mean to do that. 1263 00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:04,520 But now you have to literally kill somebody. 1264 00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:06,600 So it's like, would you do it? 1265 00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:07,640 100% I would. 1266 00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:11,160 But what I would do, I'm telling you, 1267 00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:14,240 instantly I would become Muslim the first day. 1268 00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:15,160 I'd be like, look, guys. 1269 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:18,080 You're gonna walk in there and be like, Oscar, my bacon, dog. 1270 00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:18,920 Oscar, my bacon, you too. 1271 00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:21,880 I'd be like, do not bring that swine around me. 1272 00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:22,720 I would get mad about it. 1273 00:39:22,720 --> 00:39:23,560 Yeah, I would instantly become a Muslim. 1274 00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:25,240 Oh, as that dom come out, we'd be like, 1275 00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:26,640 damn, we ain't seen you in 20 years. 1276 00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:28,040 He'd be like, well, I like him so long. 1277 00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:28,880 Yeah. 1278 00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:29,880 My brother. 1279 00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:31,920 Hell yeah. 1280 00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:35,640 And that's why they kept a boot on our neck. 1281 00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,120 We'd be like, damn, dom. 1282 00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:38,720 We just had Arby's, dude, chill out. 1283 00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:42,040 That's where he would wanna go when he got out. 1284 00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:43,920 Yeah, Arby's style. 1285 00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:45,520 Take me to Arby's, brother. 1286 00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:48,760 That's 100% beefing. 1287 00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:52,600 Hell yeah, man. 1288 00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:54,280 Does Arby's still have the meats? 1289 00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:57,000 No, they don't. 1290 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:57,920 They went bankrupt. 1291 00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,120 I mean, would you kill somebody? 1292 00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:03,400 Probably, I mean, I would try my best to avoid it. 1293 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:04,240 But if he'd be, I'd make sure. 1294 00:40:04,240 --> 00:40:06,600 I thought you were gonna say, I would try my best. 1295 00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:07,440 Just kidding. 1296 00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:09,320 You wouldn't kill somebody? 1297 00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:10,160 I would. 1298 00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:12,000 I would do my best for you. 1299 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000 I would do the best I can. 1300 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,440 I would do the best I can. 1301 00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:18,120 I would hope that my cellmate would be like, 1302 00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:19,880 like in one of those TV shows, like Reacher, 1303 00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:21,560 where he ends up just like being cool 1304 00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:22,760 and beating everybody up. 1305 00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:23,600 Like, that's my friend. 1306 00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:24,440 So yeah, yeah. 1307 00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:25,280 Oh, okay. 1308 00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:26,280 It's not gonna be me. 1309 00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:27,120 I might have to rely on him. 1310 00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:29,560 Yeah, but then that person gets shifted 1311 00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:30,800 to a different block or whatever. 1312 00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:31,640 And I'm just still there? 1313 00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:32,480 Yeah, you're just still there. 1314 00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:33,320 Yeah, yeah, fuck yeah. 1315 00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:35,120 See, I would figure, so you, 1316 00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:38,320 I don't think you like to kill anybody, like, 1317 00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:39,440 in a confrontation. I don't like being told 1318 00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:40,400 what to do. 1319 00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:42,720 If I can kill somebody before somebody asks me to, 1320 00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:43,560 then I would. 1321 00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:44,400 I see. 1322 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,160 So you wanna come in there and make your mark? 1323 00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:48,000 You wanna come in there and make your mark? 1324 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:48,840 Here's the funny thing. 1325 00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:51,280 I think if I went to prison and I was like, 1326 00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:53,840 you know what, I found out I gotta kill somebody immediately 1327 00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:55,200 because I'm in here for the long haul. 1328 00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:56,280 And I kill somebody, they'd be like, 1329 00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:57,520 man, we're chill around here. 1330 00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:59,360 That's like, why the fuck did you do that? 1331 00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:00,200 Why did you do that? 1332 00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:01,040 That was not cool. 1333 00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:02,120 Why did you kill Terry? 1334 00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:03,680 Everybody loved Terry. 1335 00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:04,960 He doing charity and shit. 1336 00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:06,080 Everybody loved Terry, dude. 1337 00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:07,920 Terry was the best. 1338 00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:08,760 He made the best dip. 1339 00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:09,600 Oh, you're like, oh, fuck. 1340 00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:10,600 And they just don't even violently react. 1341 00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:12,080 I read the situation all wrong. 1342 00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:14,840 This is why you shouldn't watch Oz on HBO, dude. 1343 00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:15,680 This is why. 1344 00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:17,120 What did you say? 1345 00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:18,880 They don't even violently react. 1346 00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:21,160 They just don't fuck with you for 20 years, man. 1347 00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:23,000 Nobody's talking to you for 20 years. 1348 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:23,840 You're just alone. 1349 00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:25,760 No, don't talk to that, dude. 1350 00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:27,040 So you just brought up Oz. 1351 00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:30,120 Have any of you two seen Oz? 1352 00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:30,960 Just a few scenes. 1353 00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:31,800 When I was young, yeah. 1354 00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:32,640 You've seen a few scenes of Oz? 1355 00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:33,600 A few scenes. 1356 00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:34,760 When I was younger. 1357 00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:35,600 What? 1358 00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:38,040 Yeah, when I was young as a kid, I'd watch it on TV. 1359 00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:39,360 You should not have been watching it. 1360 00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:41,160 And then I would see people watch it, yeah. 1361 00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:42,000 Thank you. 1362 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,120 I remember there was one where they were talking 1363 00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:44,600 about diet sodas and stuff, 1364 00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,120 and now I always drink regular soda 1365 00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:47,880 because he said that diet soda is worse. 1366 00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:49,600 He's talking about Dr. Oz. 1367 00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:50,440 Oh. 1368 00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:51,800 What Oz are you talking about? 1369 00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:52,880 Oh my. 1370 00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:54,320 I just clocked that. 1371 00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:55,520 No way. 1372 00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:57,080 Oz is about the prison rape. 1373 00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:57,920 Shatter Dr. Oz. 1374 00:41:57,920 --> 00:41:58,760 Oh my God. 1375 00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:00,120 Oz is about prison rape. 1376 00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:01,520 The diet sodas, though. 1377 00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:02,360 Oh my God. 1378 00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:03,200 That's what's bad for you. 1379 00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:04,720 He eats 14 cheesecakes a week. 1380 00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:05,560 He's like, the diet sodas. 1381 00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:06,400 I can't believe that's a good thing. 1382 00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:07,640 No, I can't believe it either 1383 00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:10,840 because at first I was trying to think of the scene in Oz 1384 00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:13,320 where they were like, diet soda is worse for you 1385 00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:14,160 than regular soda. 1386 00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:15,000 I gotta have you make something. 1387 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,200 Now watch me fuck this dude. 1388 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:17,040 Man. 1389 00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:18,600 Oh no. 1390 00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:19,800 You gotta watch. 1391 00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:23,760 Look, Oz is a show about prison, right? 1392 00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:26,480 And it's actually really, really good, 1393 00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:28,560 but it's a thing in there. 1394 00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:30,880 It is a worst case scenario prison show. 1395 00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:31,720 Oh, okay. 1396 00:42:31,720 --> 00:42:32,560 It's a worst case scenario prison show. 1397 00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:34,840 But you know, it'd be like me and you talking, right? 1398 00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:35,960 That's a scene. 1399 00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:38,280 And it's been like 10 minutes of me and you talking, 1400 00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:39,600 going in, you're all into it. 1401 00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:42,760 And then it will immediately cut with no transition 1402 00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:44,920 to a guy getting fucked in the ass. 1403 00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:47,400 And it almost doesn't pertain to the story. 1404 00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:48,240 Okay. 1405 00:42:48,240 --> 00:42:49,080 You know what I mean? 1406 00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:50,200 It was just like, okay, 1407 00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,680 why did you have to do it so abruptly right there? 1408 00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:56,040 Oz is a good example of the guy put in there 1409 00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:58,400 that was in for white-collar crimes 1410 00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:02,440 that got turned into the most insane person in the entire 1411 00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:03,280 time. 1412 00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:07,560 That is, that's the thing. 1413 00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:09,120 It's all about the crime. 1414 00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:10,800 Because more than likely for me, 1415 00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:12,040 if I got arrested now, 1416 00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:14,760 it would probably be for some white-collar type shit. 1417 00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:17,720 So I'm probably gonna go to a minimum security prison. 1418 00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:18,560 I'm gonna go there. 1419 00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:20,920 And in that case, I don't think you gotta kill anybody 1420 00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:23,040 while you play tennis or something. 1421 00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:24,400 You just run up and beat somebody to death 1422 00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:25,240 with your tennis racket, 1423 00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:26,680 but I gotta show I'm the hardest. 1424 00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:27,520 No. 1425 00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:29,640 Whenever I was in jail, 1426 00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:32,120 the people who were like in and out, 1427 00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:35,440 and they were like wanting to go to the minimum security 1428 00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:37,800 prison and not be in jail. 1429 00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:39,120 So they would plead out guilty 1430 00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:39,960 because they're like, 1431 00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:41,040 dude, the food's way better. 1432 00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:42,040 You get to go outside. 1433 00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:43,920 You get to smoke cigarettes. 1434 00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:45,680 And they would just rather do that 1435 00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:48,920 than stay in a county and fight this case. 1436 00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:54,600 Man, there's, you know there's a prison not far from here. 1437 00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:55,440 Really? 1438 00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:58,320 Yeah, there's a prison outside Athens. 1439 00:43:58,320 --> 00:43:59,160 Limestone County. 1440 00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:00,520 Limestone County Correctional. 1441 00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:03,080 And that is basically a state run prison. 1442 00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:03,920 Okay. 1443 00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:07,680 So that is, I would say it's a, 1444 00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:09,560 it's not a maximum security, 1445 00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:11,800 but it's damn close. 1446 00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:14,000 It's not a country club prison, 1447 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,440 but it's not a maximum security facility. 1448 00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:19,080 But I would, when I worked for Xerox, 1449 00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:22,960 I would go there to work on copiers and stuff like that. 1450 00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,840 And I would go through and I'd have to do, 1451 00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:28,280 they'd have to go through my tools, 1452 00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:31,160 because I had to bring in a toolbox and I'd always, 1453 00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:34,520 you know, like very intense because I was bringing things 1454 00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:36,120 in that could be used as weapons. 1455 00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:38,280 Which always made me laugh 1456 00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:40,680 because I'd go through this intense process to get in there. 1457 00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:42,320 And as soon as I get in there, they'd be like, 1458 00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:43,800 all right, you're gonna go through the yard 1459 00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,000 and the copier's over there. 1460 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:45,840 And you're like, okay. 1461 00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:48,240 And then literally with no escort, 1462 00:44:48,240 --> 00:44:50,000 they would just send me walking 1463 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,880 and I would have to walk when it was like yard time 1464 00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:53,700 for these prisoners. 1465 00:44:53,700 --> 00:44:54,920 And I'm walking with a toolbox 1466 00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:56,040 and they're just looking at me like, 1467 00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:57,880 look at this motherfucker. 1468 00:44:57,880 --> 00:44:59,720 I'm here to fix the copier. 1469 00:44:59,720 --> 00:45:02,320 No, it was not Brie 9-11. 1470 00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:04,560 It was fucking weird. 1471 00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:06,200 And like I could hear him saying, 1472 00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:08,040 she's like, look at this motherfucker. 1473 00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:10,720 You know, she's like, oh man, I'm just here to fix. 1474 00:45:10,720 --> 00:45:13,680 Man, I'm trying to make copies of your parole shit though. 1475 00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:15,640 Don't hurt me. 1476 00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:18,680 And that is the place where it's like, 1477 00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:21,480 there were murderers and drug dealers, rapists. 1478 00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:24,160 That's the level of people that are in there. 1479 00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:27,480 And it is definitely, 1480 00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:29,560 I mean, again, it's a full on prison. 1481 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:31,320 And I will say it definitely wasn't like 1482 00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:32,760 what you see in the movies. 1483 00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:36,400 Like being in there, it was way more loose. 1484 00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:38,560 I'm sure when you get to like a federal level 1485 00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:40,600 or these big ass prisons, it's a lot different. 1486 00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:43,840 But I will say that was way more. 1487 00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:48,120 That was also not like, those are, 1488 00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:50,760 it's like doors with windows. 1489 00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:52,240 Like, you know, you're in a room. 1490 00:45:52,240 --> 00:45:53,800 You're not in a, it's a cell, 1491 00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:55,640 but it's not bars and shit. 1492 00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:58,320 You're like reaching out through the bars and shit like that. 1493 00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:00,240 It's like once that door closes, you're like, 1494 00:46:00,240 --> 00:46:01,840 you're in that fucking thing. 1495 00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:02,840 It's fucking sealed. 1496 00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:05,720 There's, you know, it's much different. 1497 00:46:05,720 --> 00:46:09,960 Your toilet is connected to your sink, right? 1498 00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:12,800 And then, but you cannot shit in the toilet. 1499 00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:14,960 In your room. 1500 00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:17,560 You can't do it. 1501 00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:18,440 That's a problem. 1502 00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:21,520 Because if you shit in your toilet, 1503 00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:23,960 your roommate smells your shit when you're shitting there. 1504 00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:26,200 You shit whenever you got open daytime. 1505 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:27,040 It's horrible. 1506 00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:30,120 Okay, what he is saying is you can. 1507 00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:30,960 You can. 1508 00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:31,800 It's just frownable. 1509 00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:32,640 Yeah, very frownable. 1510 00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:33,480 And you gotta shit down. 1511 00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:34,640 It's just frownable. 1512 00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:36,440 And then you, cause you'll take that 1513 00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:38,680 and you'll pump all the water out of it. 1514 00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:40,840 And then that's how you keep your food cold 1515 00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:41,760 and shit like that. 1516 00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:44,520 So you eat and you'll like make hooch in the toilet. 1517 00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:45,360 Toilet worms. 1518 00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:47,800 So you, if you shit in the toilet in the room, 1519 00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:51,080 they getting that ass. 1520 00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:51,920 I had to do it. 1521 00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:52,760 Shit. 1522 00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:53,600 I had to do it. 1523 00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:54,440 I was bigger than the guy. 1524 00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:56,040 But it was like, you know, when you're sleeping, 1525 00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:58,080 and I sleep on my side. 1526 00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:00,480 And when I sleep on my side, when I eat, 1527 00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:01,880 it pushes all of there. 1528 00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:04,640 So I usually have to take a shit in the middle of the night. 1529 00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:06,240 And then I did. 1530 00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:07,320 And he was like, bro. 1531 00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:08,160 And I didn't know it. 1532 00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:09,000 I didn't know it at this time. 1533 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,280 He's like, bro, you up here taking a shit? 1534 00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:14,320 I was like, I put the sheet up so you couldn't see. 1535 00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:15,160 You know what I'm saying? 1536 00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:17,040 And he was like, no, you don't take a shit in here. 1537 00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:18,160 Well, he didn't get mad and that. 1538 00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:19,400 Plus I would've whooped his ass. 1539 00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:21,560 But then that's when I learned 1540 00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:22,840 you can't take a shit in there. 1541 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:24,640 You have to take a shit outside. 1542 00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:27,760 So you gotta hold it, Brandon. 1543 00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:29,280 That's gonna be hard. 1544 00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:30,440 That's gonna be hard? 1545 00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:32,280 That's gonna be one of the hardest challenges. 1546 00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:34,120 It's not gonna do good for your anal leakage. 1547 00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:35,840 I think shitting in your cell is probably low 1548 00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:37,240 on the priority list when you go to prison 1549 00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:38,320 or what you gotta worry about. 1550 00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:41,880 I've got bigger fish to fry than where I'm gonna shit. 1551 00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:43,880 I'm more concerned about things coming in 1552 00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:44,720 than things coming in. 1553 00:47:44,720 --> 00:47:46,720 No, shitting is most important. 1554 00:47:46,720 --> 00:47:47,640 You have to shit. 1555 00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:48,480 You do? 1556 00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:49,320 Well, of course you have to shit. 1557 00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:50,160 You have to shit. 1558 00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:50,980 I understand that. 1559 00:47:50,980 --> 00:47:53,480 The point is I think I can, 1560 00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:55,440 the body is an amazing machine. 1561 00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:57,480 So you will get on that thing where you're like 1562 00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:59,800 when you're in your cell, you won't have to shit. 1563 00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:02,320 You might, see you were in there, it wasn't long enough. 1564 00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:04,320 You hadn't acclimated yet, so you had to shit. 1565 00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:05,360 And that's fine. 1566 00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:07,560 But on 20 years, you're gonna be like, 1567 00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:08,480 all right, when I go to bed, 1568 00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:09,600 I'm not gonna have to wake up and shit 1569 00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:11,400 because it's the same thing. 1570 00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:15,360 I mean, everybody, if you're on a road trip sometimes, 1571 00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:16,920 have you ever noticed you piss less 1572 00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:18,400 because you're just pushing through? 1573 00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:19,240 You know what I mean? 1574 00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:20,500 Your body knows what you need to do. 1575 00:48:20,500 --> 00:48:22,680 So that's like the prison mode. 1576 00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:24,120 I mean, we used to joke around all the time. 1577 00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:26,640 Like if I'm going to a music festival, 1578 00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:28,160 I'm like, I'm on prison mode today 1579 00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:29,680 because I don't wanna shit. 1580 00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:31,320 I ain't shitting at this music festival 1581 00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:33,680 because then I gotta shit in this porta potty. 1582 00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:34,920 And there's, 1583 00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:38,880 shitting in a porta potty on a hot day 1584 00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:43,320 is a top 10 worst experience that you can have. 1585 00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:44,160 I concur. 1586 00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:44,980 Yeah, dude. 1587 00:48:44,980 --> 00:48:47,080 Nobody wants to shit in a hot porta potty. 1588 00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:48,720 Yeah, that's not good. 1589 00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:50,160 Which I mean, that's a weird comparison 1590 00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:51,200 to shitting in your jail cell. 1591 00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:52,800 But I would probably say, 1592 00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:53,880 I don't wanna do any of those things. 1593 00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:54,960 Me neither. 1594 00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:55,800 Yeah, I'm good. 1595 00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:56,620 I'm good. 1596 00:48:56,620 --> 00:48:58,040 Hopefully I never had to do that. 1597 00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:00,560 I'd be really good at it though, honestly. 1598 00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:01,400 Shitting in a... 1599 00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:02,220 I'm talking about, 1600 00:49:02,220 --> 00:49:03,400 now that I think about it, I'd be good at holding them 1601 00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:04,720 because I could do that shit if I had to. 1602 00:49:04,720 --> 00:49:06,040 Especially when I do cash and everything. 1603 00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:07,920 Like shit, tell you a little secret. 1604 00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:09,160 I gotta pee now, but guess what? 1605 00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:10,360 I'm a really good holder. 1606 00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:11,200 Yeah. 1607 00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:14,480 You tell the people that whenever you're checking them out? 1608 00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:15,320 No, no. 1609 00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:17,040 What I'll do is I'll turn off my light and be like, 1610 00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:18,060 yo, I gotta go. 1611 00:49:18,060 --> 00:49:19,640 Like I warn people too sometimes. 1612 00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:20,480 I'm like, I'm sorry. 1613 00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:22,960 I'm on the clock, but my ass doesn't give a fuck. 1614 00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:24,520 I gotta go, I'm sorry, man. 1615 00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:26,360 And this is a customer's like, man, I just asked you to do it. 1616 00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:28,200 No, no, no, no, not the customers. 1617 00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:29,040 I didn't ask you none of that shit. 1618 00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:29,880 Customers don't know that. 1619 00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:31,720 No, man, I'm telling customers. 1620 00:49:31,720 --> 00:49:33,080 I didn't ask you, why were you telling me this? 1621 00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:35,440 Nah, nah, I tell a worker or something. 1622 00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:36,640 So, man, I'm cool. 1623 00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:38,240 And they're like, Brandon, we're on break. 1624 00:49:38,240 --> 00:49:39,080 Why are you telling them? 1625 00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:39,920 They understand. 1626 00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:41,760 They understand. 1627 00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:43,440 Don't tell me that. 1628 00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:46,640 Brandon, I went to Publix and then I rounded up. 1629 00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:47,480 Right? 1630 00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:49,320 Hey, she had a problem. 1631 00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:50,160 Of course. 1632 00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:51,680 It wasn't easy. 1633 00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:53,120 I wanted to see how it went. 1634 00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:55,440 And she, she for real had a problem doing it. 1635 00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:56,360 Wait a minute. 1636 00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:58,520 To make a certain kind of change? 1637 00:49:58,520 --> 00:49:59,360 Yeah. 1638 00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:00,180 And it broke their brain? 1639 00:50:00,180 --> 00:50:02,840 Yeah, well, they asked if you want to donate to whatever. 1640 00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:04,480 And I was like, yeah, round up. 1641 00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:05,600 And then she was like, okay. 1642 00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:07,760 And it took her a little bit. 1643 00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:09,440 Yes, because like, you gotta realize, 1644 00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:11,280 it's like everybody coming at the same time. 1645 00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:12,120 You countin' cash. 1646 00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:14,160 When you round up, they have to put in... 1647 00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:15,920 No, we have to think of it on our heads 1648 00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:18,360 or if we don't think about it in our heads, 1649 00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:19,760 well, what I do is I get a calculator 1650 00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:21,680 and I just do 100 minus whatever. 1651 00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:23,040 And then I'll just add up. 1652 00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:24,280 Like if you say round it up, 1653 00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:26,120 like if you got 36 bucks, round up to 40. 1654 00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:27,040 Why are computers not doing this? 1655 00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:28,280 I know you would think they would, 1656 00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:29,120 but no, we have to do it. 1657 00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:29,960 He's right, they don't do that. 1658 00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:30,800 We all have to do it manually. 1659 00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:33,360 And they have to scan something. 1660 00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:34,280 Or put in the code. 1661 00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:36,040 I put in the code. 1662 00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:38,240 What I was talking about is whenever I go somewhere 1663 00:50:38,240 --> 00:50:43,000 and they're like, okay, the total is 14.38. 1664 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:45,080 And I look and I'm like, I got three pennies. 1665 00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:46,200 I don't want any more pennies. 1666 00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:49,560 I'm gonna give them 15.03. 1667 00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:51,520 Because in that case, they're gonna give me back 1668 00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:52,360 how much real quick? 1669 00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:54,240 Is it 65 cents? 1670 00:50:54,240 --> 00:50:56,200 Is it gonna be two quarters of diamond and nickel? 1671 00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:58,040 And I'll do that and I'll give them 15.03. 1672 00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:00,480 It'll be 14.38 and they'll be like, 1673 00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:06,000 it's 14.38. 1674 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:09,280 I know I gave you more than that. 1675 00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:10,120 They're like, I don't... 1676 00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:12,080 But it's an odd number to give 15.03. 1677 00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:13,080 They're like, what do you want? 1678 00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:14,520 But here's the thing. 1679 00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:17,240 I think it's a generational thing. 1680 00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:19,320 My generation, we all know that. 1681 00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:24,320 It's like you want to have as little change as possible. 1682 00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:27,480 I don't wanna be carrying around a bunch of fucking pennies. 1683 00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:29,480 But I can get to the point where I'm getting 50 cents back 1684 00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:31,160 by throwing in a nickel or something like that. 1685 00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:33,040 I'm gonna give you that so I can get 1686 00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:34,680 that specific thing back. 1687 00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:36,440 And it's like now these young people, 1688 00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:38,760 I'm talking like I had one girl, 1689 00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:40,200 the same situation I gave her 200. 1690 00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:41,560 She was like, I'm gonna have to get my manager. 1691 00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:42,400 I was like, why? 1692 00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:46,640 I was like, why do you have to give me back this? 1693 00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:48,080 And she was like, I don't get it. 1694 00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:48,920 And I was like... 1695 00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:50,000 You're tricky. 1696 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:53,040 Yeah, I was like, what is, 1697 00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:54,400 I don't understand what's happening. 1698 00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:55,640 So it's like, yeah, the... 1699 00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:57,920 Cause the thing is, is like cash is dying. 1700 00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:00,200 I mean, it's like everybody is swiping. 1701 00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,480 So it's like, I've literally had people look at me 1702 00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:05,040 like an inconvenience then when I tried to give them cash. 1703 00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:05,880 It is. 1704 00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:08,520 And I'm not, I don't carry a lot of cash, 1705 00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:10,840 but for some reason being at a cashless venue 1706 00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:14,400 is when I have cash and these motherfuckers won't take it. 1707 00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:15,960 And it makes me angry. 1708 00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:18,560 That is money don't spend. 1709 00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:20,280 JJ, what's the conspiracy theory 1710 00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:22,400 of why they don't want us to use cash anymore? 1711 00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:23,720 I know you know it. 1712 00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:25,440 Well, I mean, there's multiple dude. 1713 00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:27,800 The big one that I've been hearing a lot is that 1714 00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:29,960 just because money is like, 1715 00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:33,360 it's crazy to think that the exact amount 1716 00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:35,400 and like the number displayed 1717 00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:37,800 in someone's bank account electronically, 1718 00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:39,760 the currency, obviously the amount of bills 1719 00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:41,360 does not match what that is. 1720 00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:45,880 Like it's no way it's like a one to one zero error thing. 1721 00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:47,760 So if everything's electronic, 1722 00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:50,040 it's a lot easier to just make up more money. 1723 00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:52,760 That makes a lot of sense. 1724 00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:55,680 Rather than to print actual physical currency. 1725 00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:58,360 So what you're saying is like, it's just numbers. 1726 00:52:58,360 --> 00:53:01,200 There's not physical currency to back this up. 1727 00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:02,200 Yeah, yeah. 1728 00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:03,880 Well, I mean, well, yeah, of course. 1729 00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:06,000 Like that's a bank to bank like thing. 1730 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:09,320 So it's like, you could go to your bank one day 1731 00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:11,840 and say you had $60,000 savings. 1732 00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:13,080 If you went to your bank, you're like, 1733 00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:14,840 I want that 60K in cash. 1734 00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:16,960 They're gonna laugh you out of the bill. 1735 00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:19,200 They're gonna be like, first off, that's insane. 1736 00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:20,040 Why? 1737 00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:21,000 Do you need to call the FBI? 1738 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,120 Did somebody get kidnapped? 1739 00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:24,320 And you're gonna be like, it's my money. 1740 00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:25,160 I want it. 1741 00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:26,000 And they'll be like, 1742 00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:31,000 I don't know if we have 60K in the fucking bank. 1743 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:31,840 Yeah, for sure. 1744 00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:33,840 In the fucking bank. 1745 00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:36,560 Because they're just betting on you not doing that. 1746 00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:37,600 You know, it's like, 1747 00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:39,880 so anytime you go and do something like that, 1748 00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:41,040 you're not gonna get cash. 1749 00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:43,320 They're gonna give you a cashier's check, right? 1750 00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:45,320 A cashier's check is as good as cash, right? 1751 00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:47,920 Cashier's check is maybe not even made out to anybody. 1752 00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:49,040 It's just literally made out of cash. 1753 00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:51,000 You carry that into any bank or anywhere in the world 1754 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:52,400 and they'll honor it as money. 1755 00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:53,640 You just take that to another bank 1756 00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:55,320 and then it never turns into paper. 1757 00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:58,080 It goes literally into another or whatever it is. 1758 00:53:58,080 --> 00:54:01,400 So it's like, I mean, you're right to a certain degree, 1759 00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:03,360 but at the same time, it's not, 1760 00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:06,240 I don't know if they're propping the numbers up as much 1761 00:54:06,240 --> 00:54:08,120 on a local level as they are with the government. 1762 00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:09,560 I mean, the government's definitely been like, 1763 00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:10,920 just add a zero to that shit, dog. 1764 00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:12,000 Oh yeah. 1765 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:12,840 And they don't have to worry about it. 1766 00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:13,680 Perhaps some money, too. 1767 00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:16,560 But yeah, with our money, it's like, 1768 00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:19,320 unless you get into that crazy level where you go in 1769 00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:22,200 and you wanna cash it out, technically it is there. 1770 00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:24,320 I'm just saying overall, electronically, 1771 00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:26,160 if you were to add up all of the money 1772 00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:27,640 in bank accounts and stuff, 1773 00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:30,000 it would equal more than the actual existence of physical. 1774 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,640 Oh, you mean like in America or the world? 1775 00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:32,480 Yeah, yeah. 1776 00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:33,320 Oh, yeah, for sure. 1777 00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:35,440 And then also, just paying cash, 1778 00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:37,320 you can't really track as easily. 1779 00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:38,640 If you pay electronically for everything, 1780 00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:39,480 they can track. 1781 00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:40,480 I mean, I think that's the point. 1782 00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:41,960 That's what some people want. 1783 00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:42,800 That's what they want. 1784 00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:44,640 Is to not be on the radar. 1785 00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:46,800 Shut up, Bitcoin. 1786 00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:48,960 So, oh, that's what I was about to say. 1787 00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:53,320 These goddamn meme coins, terrible idea to this. 1788 00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:58,240 I will say this, being for real, disclaimer, don't do it. 1789 00:54:58,240 --> 00:55:03,240 But if you do, dude, the Trump coin blew up 1790 00:55:03,240 --> 00:55:06,960 and Melania, she had a coin. 1791 00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:10,800 And my boss was on whatever the site was. 1792 00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:15,640 And the site crashed whenever it went live for five cents. 1793 00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:17,720 And he was like, just happened to be on there 1794 00:55:17,720 --> 00:55:18,560 and it went live. 1795 00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:20,000 He tried to buy, he couldn't buy. 1796 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:23,200 Within three hours, it was at $15. 1797 00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:24,440 From what, five cents? 1798 00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:27,520 Five cents to $15. 1799 00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:29,560 He had $300 in his account. 1800 00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:31,120 He was saying, he was like, 1801 00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:32,720 I was just gonna put it all on there 1802 00:55:32,720 --> 00:55:34,760 because it was what's hot at the time. 1803 00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:36,120 And you pull it out, do it, 1804 00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:38,360 and you make all that fucking profit. 1805 00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:39,920 But it's so damn, you will, 1806 00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:41,520 but if you do it big time, 1807 00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:42,960 people throw their life savings in there, 1808 00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:43,800 you will lose it all. 1809 00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:46,080 Well, you'll lose it all, but you'll also find 1810 00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:49,600 it's not as bing bang boom as people think. 1811 00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:51,280 If you have $300 in your account, 1812 00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:54,040 it's a nickel and it shoots up to 15. 1813 00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:55,160 And all of a sudden now you're like, 1814 00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:58,000 I'm cashing all that, I'm selling right now. 1815 00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:58,880 Well, here's the thing, 1816 00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:00,800 you might not be able to sell it all right now 1817 00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:02,160 because now it's at 15. 1818 00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:03,920 People might not be buying it at 15. 1819 00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:05,800 Now you're sitting on it at 15 1820 00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:08,000 and you're like, oh, well, I'll just sell it all. 1821 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:09,360 And you're like, oh, why aren't people buying it? 1822 00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:10,640 It's because it's capped. 1823 00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:12,600 You know what I mean? 1824 00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:13,440 It's like crashes. 1825 00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:15,360 It's like crashes, whatever it is. 1826 00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:16,960 And then you're sitting there and you, 1827 00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:18,600 worst case scenario, it's a rug pull 1828 00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:21,440 where all of a sudden it fucking bottoms out. 1829 00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:23,000 And then you're like, oh my, 1830 00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,760 with $300 you're like, oh, I got fucked out of $300. 1831 00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:28,800 But some people were like, I got fucked out of 15,000. 1832 00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:29,880 Or whatever else. 1833 00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:31,840 So it's like, all that shit is, 1834 00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:33,760 it's not as easy, that's the thing, 1835 00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:37,440 with these mass quantities, it's not as easy to move, 1836 00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:40,000 especially these meme coins or smaller coins. 1837 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:41,880 Bitcoin, you can just move Bitcoin 1838 00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:43,400 because people want Bitcoin. 1839 00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:44,560 It's easy to move. 1840 00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:46,600 And it's a finite amount. 1841 00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:47,440 Exactly. 1842 00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:48,920 But it's like some of these meme coins, 1843 00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:50,040 it's like all of a sudden you're like, 1844 00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:51,760 I'm rich, I came up on it. 1845 00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:53,640 You still have to sell it. 1846 00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:56,120 And you still have to receive the money from that. 1847 00:56:56,120 --> 00:56:59,320 And now with, I mean, after capital gains tax 1848 00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:00,480 and everything else that's going on, 1849 00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:01,920 it's like, you're gonna make money. 1850 00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:06,720 But this isn't like, it's not a get rich quick scheme. 1851 00:57:06,720 --> 00:57:08,360 But they bill it, but people believe it. 1852 00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:09,480 That's what they bill it as. 1853 00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:11,480 It's billed as a get rich quick scheme. 1854 00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:13,000 Stable coin is where you wanna go. 1855 00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:14,640 Yeah, you just can't. 1856 00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:16,280 This dude watched one YouTube video. 1857 00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:18,560 Dom just fucking says stable coin. 1858 00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:23,560 I did this before, like years ago when I lived in a... 1859 00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:28,800 Like Tether or, you know. 1860 00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:30,000 XRP. 1861 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:30,840 Yeah. 1862 00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:34,160 Yeah, back when I was doing it, it was a goddamn, 1863 00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:37,680 Ethereum, Bitcoin, and it was another one. 1864 00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:39,080 Oh yeah, Solana? 1865 00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:39,920 No. 1866 00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:40,760 That's a shame. 1867 00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:42,000 USDT. 1868 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:42,840 No, that wasn't it either. 1869 00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:44,560 It was another one though. 1870 00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:45,400 Yeah. 1871 00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:47,160 And then what happens when the company 1872 00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:49,000 just removes the buy and sell button? 1873 00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:51,360 Which I know it wasn't crypto. 1874 00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:53,520 You're talking about, oh, you mean like through... 1875 00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:55,960 Well, so that's stocks, that's not Bitcoin. 1876 00:57:55,960 --> 00:57:58,280 Yeah, it's not crypto, but like they remove the buy and sell. 1877 00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:02,760 Well, with crypto, Voyager fucked a lot of people. 1878 00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:04,960 So it was like Voyager all of a sudden just ceased, 1879 00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:07,120 they went bankrupt, they ceased operations, 1880 00:58:07,120 --> 00:58:11,080 and then they gave people Windows to pull their coin out. 1881 00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:13,920 And of course some people is like, 1882 00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:17,000 Voyager was billed as this app that's easy. 1883 00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:18,160 You go in there and you do this, 1884 00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:19,760 it's your wallet, it holds the whole thing, 1885 00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:21,200 and then all of a sudden it's like, 1886 00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:23,000 you're telling people, hey, pull this out. 1887 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:24,400 Now you need to pull it in this. 1888 00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:26,360 Now you put it in this, switch to another site. 1889 00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:27,600 And people are like, what? 1890 00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:30,800 So if you didn't pull it out by a certain date, 1891 00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:32,680 Voyager was like, oh, well, we're only gonna pay you 1892 00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:35,040 a percentage of what you had in there. 1893 00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:40,040 So if you, it reached a certain date where it became, 1894 00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:41,880 Voyager was locked. 1895 00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:43,800 You couldn't trade it, you couldn't do anything, 1896 00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:45,800 you just had, you could pull it out. 1897 00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:47,440 And then the people who didn't pull it out, 1898 00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:49,520 you literally got a check for like 60% 1899 00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:51,080 of what you were holding in there. 1900 00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:53,680 So it's like, and that money that was left over 1901 00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:55,520 went to the creditors that were buying them 1902 00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:56,880 out of fucking bankruptcy. 1903 00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:59,800 So it's like, it's not a fucking, yeah. 1904 00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:02,120 It's the best way to do crypto, 1905 00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:04,880 but the thing is it takes the most knowledge, 1906 00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:07,160 is like, you wanna put that shit in like a cold wallet. 1907 00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:10,920 Like you wanna get out of these companies 1908 00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:12,440 that are like, we'll do it for you, 1909 00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:14,160 because those are the people that go bankrupt. 1910 00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:16,600 They can go fucking belly up and fuck with your money 1911 00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:17,840 if it's sitting in there. 1912 00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:20,520 So it's like, yeah, that's why people who, 1913 00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:22,760 like the miners and the people who are super into it, 1914 00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:24,720 they're buying it and putting it in a fucking, 1915 00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:26,400 look at this hard drive. 1916 00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:27,840 This hard drive's got all my money on it. 1917 00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:30,760 That dude that Trump just pardoned, 1918 00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:33,320 I don't know who the fuck he is, but it was a big deal. 1919 00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:35,400 He just pardoned, go look up Trump pardoned. 1920 00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:37,280 He just pardoned Sam Bateman for you. 1921 00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:38,480 That'd be crazy. 1922 00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:40,760 No, not him, but I like him. 1923 00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:45,160 But this guy, I don't know, put Trump pardoned. 1924 00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:46,040 Silk Road? 1925 00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:49,000 Silk Road? 1926 00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:50,400 He killed himself. 1927 00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:51,240 Did he? 1928 00:59:52,360 --> 00:59:54,800 It's something, but they said he has like 1929 00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:59,800 a thousand Bitcoin in a cold wallet that the, 1930 00:59:59,960 --> 01:00:02,280 because he's been in prison for 10 years. 1931 01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:03,440 Oh, but he had a bunch of Bitcoin. 1932 01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:06,600 But he had a thousand, like he had a whole bunch of Bitcoin 1933 01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:07,680 and now he's getting out. 1934 01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:10,280 You can just see him smiling when he's getting out. 1935 01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:11,120 This guy. 1936 01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:12,000 Yeah, that guy, that guy. 1937 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:12,840 Damn. 1938 01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:14,760 You look- Silk Road founder Ross Ulbricht. 1939 01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:16,840 Oh, I thought he killed himself. 1940 01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:19,240 No, no, but he's alive as shit. 1941 01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:20,080 And he's out. 1942 01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:22,360 I think it was somebody affiliated with Silk Road. 1943 01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:23,200 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1944 01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:24,040 Okay. 1945 01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:25,800 And then Zach Stone right there. 1946 01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:29,000 There's a guy in the UK that accidentally 1947 01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:32,600 threw away a hard drive with $750 million in Bitcoin on it. 1948 01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:35,160 And he knows it's in this landfill. 1949 01:00:35,160 --> 01:00:37,760 But they will not let him go on the landfill 1950 01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:39,640 to try to retrieve the hard drive. 1951 01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:42,000 He might need to hire a bunch of massage. 1952 01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:42,840 He sued. 1953 01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:47,680 He sued, he appealed, the whole nine yards. 1954 01:00:47,680 --> 01:00:51,200 And the fucking Supreme Court over there came back 1955 01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:53,720 and was like, technically we own it. 1956 01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:56,280 Because it's in our landfill, and that's ours. 1957 01:00:56,280 --> 01:00:57,600 But you're never gonna find it. 1958 01:00:57,600 --> 01:00:58,440 Well, here's the thing. 1959 01:00:58,440 --> 01:01:02,400 The guy apparently had an entire presentation set up 1960 01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:04,360 where the thing is with all that Bitcoin, 1961 01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:05,400 the guy had other money. 1962 01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:09,000 He was spending money to, he had these, 1963 01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:11,760 basically he invented a machine that would pick 1964 01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:14,800 through trash and identify hard drives, 1965 01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:16,360 coupled with people. 1966 01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:19,000 So he was literally being like, it's $750 million. 1967 01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:21,920 You're gonna be like, I'm gonna do whatever the fuck I can 1968 01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:22,760 to find it. 1969 01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:24,400 They were just like, they won't even let him 1970 01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:25,240 on the property. 1971 01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:27,760 They won't even let him in the fucking landfill. 1972 01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:28,720 They're like, it's ours. 1973 01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:30,640 So it's like, you know that motherfucker's sneaking on 1974 01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:31,680 at night just digging through trash. 1975 01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:34,000 Maybe one day I'll just be like, ah! 1976 01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:37,720 My like, I'd find the hard drive, go home, 1977 01:01:37,720 --> 01:01:38,840 and it'd just be like kid porn. 1978 01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:39,680 Be like, God damn it! 1979 01:01:39,680 --> 01:01:40,520 Oh no! 1980 01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:41,800 Son of a bitch! 1981 01:01:41,800 --> 01:01:43,360 And they're knocking the door, we got you! 1982 01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:44,200 Be like, ah! 1983 01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:45,760 Just dancing there. 1984 01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:47,600 Damn that jerk from some way! 1985 01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:48,440 Yeah man. 1986 01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:52,680 Put the sub up his ass or something. 1987 01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:53,520 What the fuck? 1988 01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:54,840 What are you talking about man? 1989 01:01:54,840 --> 01:01:56,360 Hey, it's a weird dude. 1990 01:01:56,360 --> 01:01:57,880 That was out of left field though. 1991 01:01:57,880 --> 01:01:58,720 It's a weird dude. 1992 01:01:58,720 --> 01:01:59,560 That's not what he got. 1993 01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:02,680 I love how you think Jared was fucking with kids 1994 01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:04,840 and he was like, yo, eat this Italian meatball. 1995 01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:06,080 I'm out of here. 1996 01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:07,920 Eat this Italian meatball. 1997 01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:10,080 I got a dude about on my tank, eat it up! 1998 01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:12,960 I think I lost all his weight. 1999 01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:14,360 Oh God. 2000 01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:16,440 Bleep this out, but do you think Jared? 2001 01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:18,280 No! 2002 01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:19,840 Oh my God. 2003 01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:21,160 We're leaving that in now. 2004 01:02:21,160 --> 01:02:22,960 Sadly he was. 2005 01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:24,600 Sadly he was. 2006 01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:26,480 It might be funnier if you bleep the joke 2007 01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:27,840 and just have our reaction. 2008 01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:28,920 Yeah, come on. 2009 01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:32,960 He could be like, oh my God, what did he say? 2010 01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:34,000 What did he say? 2011 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:35,240 Sadly he was. 2012 01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:36,320 Oh, see what? 2013 01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:37,160 Ooh. 2014 01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:41,120 So, I will, my wife watched it. 2015 01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:43,440 My wife watched it and I saw bits and pieces of it. 2016 01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:45,960 There is a new documentary about Jared from Subway. 2017 01:02:45,960 --> 01:02:46,800 Oh, what's that? 2018 01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:48,720 And he was part of a whole, 2019 01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:52,520 he was part of a ring of child pornography 2020 01:02:52,520 --> 01:02:53,360 and all this shit. 2021 01:02:53,360 --> 01:02:56,440 And they have, the way he got busted, 2022 01:02:58,280 --> 01:02:59,840 it was like a sting. 2023 01:02:59,840 --> 01:03:02,160 And they have all these phone conversations 2024 01:03:02,160 --> 01:03:04,160 and he was saying some of the, 2025 01:03:04,160 --> 01:03:07,200 I'm talking this was high level, fucked up, 2026 01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:08,880 crazy, crazy shit. 2027 01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:10,640 It wasn't just when he got arrested, 2028 01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:11,480 everybody was like, oh, 2029 01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:12,800 he's in a hard drive full of child porn. 2030 01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:15,000 No, it was like he was running kids 2031 01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:16,800 and all that shit. 2032 01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:18,440 I heard it in my eyes. 2033 01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:21,040 It was a full on, it's gross. 2034 01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:22,360 Yeah, the catching a monster. 2035 01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:24,400 It's fucking gross. 2036 01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:27,320 He got caught because he was at a media event 2037 01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:29,800 with this news reporter, this woman. 2038 01:03:29,800 --> 01:03:31,560 And right before they went live, 2039 01:03:31,560 --> 01:03:33,600 he just turned to her and he was like, 2040 01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:36,200 don't you think these kids are so fucking hot? 2041 01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:37,080 Like said it to her. 2042 01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:40,440 And then she heard it and then they went live 2043 01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:42,480 and she had to pretend like everything was cool. 2044 01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:43,360 And they got that footage? 2045 01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:46,560 No, but she spent a lot of time trying to catch him 2046 01:03:46,560 --> 01:03:48,280 and get damning evidence against him. 2047 01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:49,120 And eventually. 2048 01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:51,480 I think that's part of this documentary. 2049 01:03:51,480 --> 01:03:53,360 It got to a point where he was like. 2050 01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:55,680 Do they have that footage whenever he, 2051 01:03:55,680 --> 01:03:57,840 like her reaction? 2052 01:03:57,840 --> 01:03:59,560 I don't know, I didn't watch the doc. 2053 01:03:59,560 --> 01:04:02,400 I just heard, but he was going to Thailand to fuck kids. 2054 01:04:02,400 --> 01:04:03,240 Jesus Christ. 2055 01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:04,080 Oh yeah, he was a lot. 2056 01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:05,200 Shoot him in the head like, 2057 01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:07,040 if I'm Jared, I'm like, look at these kids, 2058 01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:07,880 aren't they fucking hot? 2059 01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:08,720 She's like, what'd you say? 2060 01:04:08,720 --> 01:04:10,040 I'd be like, look at these kids, they should be shot. 2061 01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:14,400 I'd rather be a school shooter than that. 2062 01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:16,240 I'd rather be busted. 2063 01:04:16,240 --> 01:04:19,880 Honestly, for that, she'd only be like, that's fucked up. 2064 01:04:19,880 --> 01:04:21,960 He'd be like, oh yeah. 2065 01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:24,520 He used the term slamming. 2066 01:04:24,520 --> 01:04:25,840 Slamming? 2067 01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:27,160 He used the term slamming. 2068 01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:30,240 He's like, I go to Thailand and I slam kids. 2069 01:04:30,240 --> 01:04:31,080 Slamming? 2070 01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:31,920 No, man. 2071 01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:33,080 Oh my God. 2072 01:04:33,080 --> 01:04:33,920 That's what he was saying. 2073 01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:34,760 I don't mean to laugh at that, 2074 01:04:34,760 --> 01:04:35,840 but that's fucking hilarious. 2075 01:04:35,840 --> 01:04:36,680 He was an animal. 2076 01:04:36,680 --> 01:04:38,600 He's a Def Jam comic? 2077 01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:41,240 No, this motherfucker's in jail forever. 2078 01:04:41,240 --> 01:04:42,080 No, I don't think it's forever. 2079 01:04:42,080 --> 01:04:44,240 I think he got 30 or 40 years. 2080 01:04:44,240 --> 01:04:45,320 That's not long enough for this. 2081 01:04:45,320 --> 01:04:46,160 What? 2082 01:04:46,160 --> 01:04:48,360 It's long enough for, dude, do you, 2083 01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:50,080 nobody, he is not in prison. 2084 01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:52,080 And people are like, Jared loved your commercials. 2085 01:04:52,080 --> 01:04:55,080 He's not a popular fucking guy. 2086 01:04:55,080 --> 01:04:56,800 You think he liked kids before he was? 2087 01:04:56,800 --> 01:04:58,360 Look up where he went to prison. 2088 01:04:58,360 --> 01:04:59,200 Without a doubt. 2089 01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:01,680 Look up where Jared from Subway is in prison 2090 01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:02,600 and his sentence. 2091 01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:03,560 Let's find out. 2092 01:05:03,560 --> 01:05:05,080 Lonsone County, crazy. 2093 01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:05,920 Yeah. 2094 01:05:05,920 --> 01:05:07,960 I saw him there. 2095 01:05:07,960 --> 01:05:09,560 He was the one like, look at this motherfucker. 2096 01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:10,400 Look, 15 years. 2097 01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:12,480 15 years, that's fucked up. 2098 01:05:12,480 --> 01:05:13,320 Where is he? 2099 01:05:13,320 --> 01:05:14,160 He's fucking clear. 2100 01:05:14,160 --> 01:05:16,080 Let's search out what prison is Jared at. 2101 01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:16,920 Yeah, where is he? 2102 01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:17,760 With the whoopie's ass. 2103 01:05:17,760 --> 01:05:19,000 It's probably in this article. 2104 01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:22,800 Dude, he got only five years more than my boy 2105 01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:24,120 for first offense. 2106 01:05:24,120 --> 01:05:26,960 No, all he did was sell drugs. 2107 01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:30,760 And he only got five years more than he fucking, he was. 2108 01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:33,080 I bet you that 15 years right there is, 2109 01:05:33,080 --> 01:05:35,840 if, and again, I'm just speculating, 2110 01:05:35,840 --> 01:05:38,160 probably be like, he probably gave up some people 2111 01:05:38,160 --> 01:05:40,560 and that's probably a plea and things. 2112 01:05:40,560 --> 01:05:41,840 Because again, it wasn't just him. 2113 01:05:41,840 --> 01:05:43,640 It was a whole fucking, 2114 01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:47,200 to use the very popular right-wing word, a cabal. 2115 01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:49,040 Oh my God. 2116 01:05:49,040 --> 01:05:50,040 A cabal. 2117 01:05:50,040 --> 01:05:52,000 I love how that word is back all the time. 2118 01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:53,840 It's when somebody started selling pizza. 2119 01:05:53,840 --> 01:05:54,680 What? 2120 01:05:55,760 --> 01:05:58,280 Let's just call him a gang, dog. 2121 01:05:58,280 --> 01:05:59,920 I don't wanna, that's what I'm gonna say. 2122 01:05:59,920 --> 01:06:00,760 The Huntsville comedy cabal. 2123 01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:03,280 It's when somebody started selling pizza, dude. 2124 01:06:03,280 --> 01:06:04,560 That's when it happened. 2125 01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:06,680 I think Jared's friends is listening to this 2126 01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:08,160 because I can't move the screen. 2127 01:06:08,160 --> 01:06:09,480 Yeah, you better get out that. 2128 01:06:09,480 --> 01:06:11,360 Brandon, he's attacking him. 2129 01:06:11,360 --> 01:06:14,280 All right, this is the end of the episode. 2130 01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:16,640 I do wanna do one thing before we get off of us. 2131 01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:17,760 Can we accomplish anything? 2132 01:06:17,760 --> 01:06:18,600 Yes, a lot, man. 2133 01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:19,440 It was great. 2134 01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:20,280 It was a lot. 2135 01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:21,120 It was a good time. 2136 01:06:21,120 --> 01:06:21,960 It was a lot. 2137 01:06:21,960 --> 01:06:24,560 Scott, will you just go ahead 2138 01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:26,600 and rank all the comics real quick 2139 01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:28,160 and then we'll leave on that? 2140 01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:30,280 Oof. 2141 01:06:30,280 --> 01:06:32,040 I don't think y'all want that. 2142 01:06:32,040 --> 01:06:33,200 I'm just fucking with you. 2143 01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:37,560 I don't think, I mean, obviously number one is Dante. 2144 01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:38,400 Yeah! 2145 01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:39,240 Oh yeah. 2146 01:06:39,240 --> 01:06:41,080 Shout out Dante. 2147 01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:41,920 Shout out. 2148 01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:44,760 You know what? 2149 01:06:44,760 --> 01:06:47,320 I wonder where he goes at night. 2150 01:06:47,320 --> 01:06:48,160 Me too, man. 2151 01:06:48,160 --> 01:06:49,000 I saw him driving. 2152 01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:49,840 You know what I mean? 2153 01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:50,680 Yeah. 2154 01:06:50,680 --> 01:06:51,520 We should follow him. 2155 01:06:51,520 --> 01:06:54,440 That's crazy he can do that. 2156 01:06:54,440 --> 01:06:55,720 That he can drive and save. 2157 01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:57,520 Oh dude, he drove me once. 2158 01:06:57,520 --> 01:06:58,360 Really? 2159 01:06:58,360 --> 01:06:59,920 Yeah, we went to, I forgot where we went. 2160 01:06:59,920 --> 01:07:01,200 I think it was like somewhere to eat 2161 01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:03,600 because of me and somebody in the back seat. 2162 01:07:03,600 --> 01:07:04,440 Who was that? 2163 01:07:04,440 --> 01:07:05,800 I forgot it was somebody at A&M. 2164 01:07:05,800 --> 01:07:06,640 I forgot who. 2165 01:07:06,640 --> 01:07:07,480 Oh. Yeah. 2166 01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:09,760 And we were all in the class together. 2167 01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:12,000 I mean, I would just like to see him 2168 01:07:13,080 --> 01:07:15,920 live in his every, his day to day. 2169 01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:16,760 Me too. 2170 01:07:16,760 --> 01:07:17,600 You know what I mean? 2171 01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:18,440 His day to day. 2172 01:07:18,440 --> 01:07:19,680 We used to be able to. 2173 01:07:19,680 --> 01:07:21,680 We've all seen him do some wild shit. 2174 01:07:21,680 --> 01:07:23,040 Yeah. 2175 01:07:23,040 --> 01:07:23,880 Shout out to Dante. 2176 01:07:23,880 --> 01:07:25,000 Is it? 2177 01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:29,000 But just like, just to be, I say this with love, 2178 01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:30,480 just to be Dante for a day. 2179 01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:31,320 Do you know what I mean? 2180 01:07:31,320 --> 01:07:32,160 Oh, to be him? 2181 01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:33,000 Yes. 2182 01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:34,920 But what if you saw a dog? 2183 01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:35,760 Saw a dog? 2184 01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:37,360 You'd be terrified if you were Dante. 2185 01:07:37,360 --> 01:07:38,200 Dude, he's so full. 2186 01:07:38,200 --> 01:07:39,560 Yeah, no, I've heard. 2187 01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:40,600 I have heard that. 2188 01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:41,720 And you know what? 2189 01:07:41,720 --> 01:07:43,440 I guess that's just part of being Dante. 2190 01:07:43,440 --> 01:07:44,600 You gotta deal with that. 2191 01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:45,560 You start crying. 2192 01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:46,880 You gotta deal with the dogs, dude. 2193 01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:48,680 You gotta deal with them pups. 2194 01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:51,680 You know, probably a small, you know what? 2195 01:07:51,680 --> 01:07:54,040 I just, this motherfucker's happy. 2196 01:07:54,040 --> 01:07:54,880 You know? 2197 01:07:54,880 --> 01:07:55,720 Oh yeah. 2198 01:07:55,720 --> 01:07:57,080 That's the thing that I envy. 2199 01:07:57,080 --> 01:07:59,640 I guarantee he is just, he's just happy. 2200 01:08:00,560 --> 01:08:02,200 And yeah, that's. 2201 01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:04,960 One day we'll all be like Dante. 2202 01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:06,920 Yeah, man, he can't beat that with a stick, you know? 2203 01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:08,920 Yeah, just to be. 2204 01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:09,760 Don't know. 2205 01:08:09,760 --> 01:08:10,600 Be happy. 2206 01:08:10,600 --> 01:08:14,360 Man, he is living carefree, fancy free out here. 2207 01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:15,560 One day we'll all be gay. 2208 01:08:15,560 --> 01:08:16,400 I mean, I. 2209 01:08:16,400 --> 01:08:17,240 Hold on. 2210 01:08:17,240 --> 01:08:18,080 Oh, oh, oh, okay. 2211 01:08:18,080 --> 01:08:18,920 I didn't say that. 2212 01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:20,240 Gay is happy, man. 2213 01:08:20,240 --> 01:08:21,560 Gay means happy. 2214 01:08:21,560 --> 01:08:22,720 Gay is happy. 2215 01:08:22,720 --> 01:08:23,560 I just listened to. 2216 01:08:23,560 --> 01:08:24,400 Mr. 1954. 2217 01:08:24,400 --> 01:08:25,240 What the fuck? 2218 01:08:25,240 --> 01:08:26,080 Thank you, man. 2219 01:08:26,080 --> 01:08:27,200 I just listened to the old episode. 2220 01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:29,200 You said you're number one queer. 2221 01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:30,040 What? 2222 01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:31,560 You said you're top queer, I'm sorry. 2223 01:08:31,560 --> 01:08:32,760 You did say you're top queer. 2224 01:08:32,760 --> 01:08:35,480 I did, because I didn't know what it fully mean. 2225 01:08:35,480 --> 01:08:36,320 I don't know what it mean. 2226 01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:37,160 No, we did. 2227 01:08:37,160 --> 01:08:38,000 We said it. 2228 01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:38,840 What does it mean? 2229 01:08:38,840 --> 01:08:40,160 What did you say it meant? 2230 01:08:40,160 --> 01:08:41,080 Weird or different. 2231 01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:43,720 Weird or different, see, when you said weird or different. 2232 01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:46,320 Queer means different. 2233 01:08:46,320 --> 01:08:47,680 Wait, what does it fully mean? 2234 01:08:47,680 --> 01:08:48,760 Can you please tell me? 2235 01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:50,560 Like, what does it mean? 2236 01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:52,080 I mean, I would probably. 2237 01:08:52,080 --> 01:08:52,920 You know what? 2238 01:08:52,920 --> 01:08:55,240 You know what, if you Google it, 2239 01:08:55,240 --> 01:08:57,240 I would probably say the Webster's definition 2240 01:08:57,240 --> 01:09:00,520 is more than likely probably like strange, off-kilter, weird, 2241 01:09:00,520 --> 01:09:03,920 but the connotation is definitely sexuality. 2242 01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:06,360 It is taken on that. 2243 01:09:06,360 --> 01:09:11,000 So it's like, in 2025, if you can't be out in public 2244 01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:11,840 and see a weird dude, be like, 2245 01:09:11,840 --> 01:09:14,080 look at that queer guy over there. 2246 01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:15,440 I don't think you. 2247 01:09:15,440 --> 01:09:16,280 I take it back. 2248 01:09:16,280 --> 01:09:18,320 I'm gonna know, you already said you're top queer. 2249 01:09:18,320 --> 01:09:19,760 You said we're all gonna be gay. 2250 01:09:19,760 --> 01:09:20,600 It's lost that. 2251 01:09:20,600 --> 01:09:21,720 Happy, happy. 2252 01:09:21,720 --> 01:09:23,400 Yeah, just say happy. 2253 01:09:23,400 --> 01:09:25,760 Yeah, okay, well, I was gonna say happy. 2254 01:09:25,760 --> 01:09:26,600 My bad. 2255 01:09:26,600 --> 01:09:27,440 Just say happy. 2256 01:09:27,440 --> 01:09:28,280 Just say happy. 2257 01:09:28,280 --> 01:09:29,640 All right, we'll be happy then. 2258 01:09:29,640 --> 01:09:30,480 We're gonna be happy. 2259 01:09:30,480 --> 01:09:31,880 Yes, we are gonna be happy one day. 2260 01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:34,080 And you're gonna be happy with who? 2261 01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:34,920 My wife. 2262 01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:35,760 Yeah. 2263 01:09:35,760 --> 01:09:36,600 And my life. 2264 01:09:36,600 --> 01:09:37,440 Okay. 2265 01:09:37,440 --> 01:09:38,280 Freestyle. 2266 01:09:38,280 --> 01:09:39,120 Hell yeah. 2267 01:09:39,120 --> 01:09:40,960 Freestyle and close out. 2268 01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:43,200 Yeah, but I learned to be happy with myself. 2269 01:09:43,200 --> 01:09:44,840 All right, think of a freestyle to close out. 2270 01:09:44,840 --> 01:09:45,680 You gotta. 2271 01:09:45,680 --> 01:09:46,520 Tell me like a rap? 2272 01:09:46,520 --> 01:09:48,480 Yeah, well, just think about it right now. 2273 01:09:48,480 --> 01:09:49,680 You got anything to promote? 2274 01:09:49,680 --> 01:09:50,520 You got anything coming up? 2275 01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:53,160 This'll be out on Monday. 2276 01:09:53,160 --> 01:09:54,000 This coming Monday? 2277 01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:54,840 Mm-hmm. 2278 01:09:57,360 --> 01:09:58,480 Let's see here. 2279 01:09:58,480 --> 01:10:00,120 February 13th and 14th, 2280 01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:01,640 they'll be in Fort Walton Beach, Florida 2281 01:10:01,640 --> 01:10:04,160 as part of the Sand Up Comedy Festival, 2282 01:10:04,160 --> 01:10:05,960 sponsored by The Laughing Skull. 2283 01:10:07,240 --> 01:10:09,480 I will be in Cumming, Georgia 2284 01:10:09,480 --> 01:10:10,920 with my band, The Beastie Boys, 2285 01:10:10,920 --> 01:10:15,920 on February 15th, playing a show there. 2286 01:10:16,080 --> 01:10:17,520 I cannot remember the name of the place, 2287 01:10:17,520 --> 01:10:20,200 but you can visit beastieboys.com, 2288 01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:21,840 beastiegoys.com, 2289 01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:24,760 and you can visit scotteason.com for my other dates. 2290 01:10:24,760 --> 01:10:26,360 I'm all over the place. 2291 01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:30,040 I'll be in Austin, Texas, April 11th through the 13th. 2292 01:10:30,040 --> 01:10:32,560 I will be in Oxford, Mississippi 2293 01:10:32,560 --> 01:10:34,760 on February 7th. 2294 01:10:34,760 --> 01:10:35,960 I'm all over the place, 2295 01:10:35,960 --> 01:10:39,960 so check out scotteason.com and beastiegoys, 2296 01:10:39,960 --> 01:10:43,160 G-O-Y-S.com for more information on the band. 2297 01:10:43,160 --> 01:10:44,640 Hell yeah, Brandon, check us out. 2298 01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:45,800 All right, anybody know how to do a beat 2299 01:10:45,800 --> 01:10:46,640 or do I need to do a beat? 2300 01:10:46,640 --> 01:10:47,480 I got you. 2301 01:10:47,480 --> 01:10:48,320 Come on, JJ. 2302 01:10:48,320 --> 01:10:49,160 Come on. 2303 01:10:49,160 --> 01:10:50,000 We both wanna do it. 2304 01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:50,840 Give me the pen, too. 2305 01:10:50,840 --> 01:10:52,120 I'll start because I used to be that guy. 2306 01:10:52,120 --> 01:10:53,320 Boom, boom, boom. 2307 01:10:53,320 --> 01:10:54,160 Yeah. 2308 01:10:54,160 --> 01:10:55,000 Boom, boom, boom, boom. 2309 01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:56,320 Yeah, yeah, all right. 2310 01:10:56,320 --> 01:10:58,840 So then I was pissing 2311 01:10:58,840 --> 01:11:00,680 while I'm over here dissing. 2312 01:11:00,680 --> 01:11:01,880 Boom, boom, boom. 2313 01:11:01,880 --> 01:11:03,640 Because I gotta go pee. 2314 01:11:03,640 --> 01:11:04,480 One more time. 2315 01:11:04,480 --> 01:11:06,320 I gotta go pee. 2316 01:11:06,320 --> 01:11:07,160 Boom, boom. 2317 01:11:07,160 --> 01:11:08,000 Yeah. 2318 01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:10,240 Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. 2319 01:11:10,240 --> 01:11:11,080 Hey. 2320 01:11:11,080 --> 01:11:11,920 Hey. 2321 01:11:11,920 --> 01:11:12,760 Boom, boom, boom, boom. 2322 01:11:12,760 --> 01:11:13,600 Hey. 2323 01:11:13,600 --> 01:11:16,360 Hey, eating ass in the Ferris wheel 2324 01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:18,920 because my name is motherfucking Till. 2325 01:11:18,920 --> 01:11:21,560 This nigga tried to go and steal. 2326 01:11:21,560 --> 01:11:24,320 He tried to go keep it real. 2327 01:11:24,320 --> 01:11:26,680 Then he fucked him in the hand with the drill. 2328 01:11:26,680 --> 01:11:27,520 Okay. 2329 01:11:27,520 --> 01:11:29,520 And I told him, hey, that's not cool, man. 2330 01:11:29,520 --> 01:11:30,360 That's not cool. 2331 01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:32,320 No, no, you need to stay in school 2332 01:11:32,320 --> 01:11:34,960 because you come over here and you wanna go drool. 2333 01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:36,480 Hey, so I got my knife. 2334 01:11:36,480 --> 01:11:37,680 I stabbed him in the butt. 2335 01:11:37,680 --> 01:11:39,160 I told him, don't do that shit. 2336 01:11:39,160 --> 01:11:40,400 That ain't even funny. 2337 01:11:41,280 --> 01:11:42,120 Honey? 2338 01:11:43,120 --> 01:11:44,240 Bunny? 2339 01:11:44,240 --> 01:11:46,080 You're fucking furry? 2340 01:11:46,080 --> 01:11:47,720 I thought we were gonna go an episode 2341 01:11:47,720 --> 01:11:49,120 without furries being brought up. 2342 01:11:49,120 --> 01:11:50,120 Hey, good. 2343 01:11:51,520 --> 01:11:52,360 Hell yeah. 2344 01:11:52,360 --> 01:11:53,200 That's a way to close it out. 2345 01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:54,040 Thanks, Brandon. 2346 01:11:54,040 --> 01:11:54,880 That's it. 2347 01:11:54,880 --> 01:11:59,880 I'm out. 2348 01:12:03,560 --> 01:12:04,840 Did it up, man. 2349 01:12:04,840 --> 01:12:05,680 I ain't gonna lie to you. 2350 01:12:05,680 --> 01:12:07,080 I might get in trouble for saying this shit, 2351 01:12:07,080 --> 01:12:08,120 but that's my point. 2352 01:12:08,120 --> 01:12:09,760 I don't know what the fuck 2353 01:12:09,760 --> 01:12:11,760 Diddy has been charged with, honestly. 2354 01:12:11,760 --> 01:12:13,800 Because all they gotta told me 2355 01:12:13,800 --> 01:12:15,760 that this nigga got a bunch of freak ass video. 2356 01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:18,000 He light dick and he flying out women. 2357 01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:19,120 I mean, that's a casting video. 2358 01:12:19,120 --> 01:12:19,960 I ain't gonna lie. 2359 01:12:19,960 --> 01:12:20,800 That's fucked up. 2360 01:12:20,800 --> 01:12:23,000 But you know, I love women who got their ass beat 2361 01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:24,040 way more worse. 2362 01:12:24,040 --> 01:12:24,880 You gotta bleep that part out. 2363 01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:25,720 I ain't gonna lie to you. 2364 01:12:25,720 --> 01:12:27,840 Cause that girl gonna kick my ass when she see this video. 2365 01:12:27,840 --> 01:12:28,680 Well, yeah, man. 2366 01:12:28,680 --> 01:12:29,520 I just don't see it. 2367 01:12:29,520 --> 01:12:30,840 Like it's a Rico. 2368 01:12:30,840 --> 01:12:33,120 I'm like during the Rico, 2369 01:12:33,120 --> 01:12:35,920 I be saying like five, 10, 15 niggas. 2370 01:12:35,920 --> 01:12:37,760 Diddy's the only nigga in the Rico charge? 2371 01:12:37,760 --> 01:12:39,320 How much power does this nigga got? 2372 01:12:39,320 --> 01:12:42,560 And God damn, and y'all bullshitting. 2373 01:12:42,560 --> 01:12:44,800 Y'all think the LA Five was about some shit. 2374 01:12:44,800 --> 01:12:47,000 Hell, somebody was trying not to get told on. 2375 01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:47,840 I'm telling you. 2376 01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:49,240 But I think I do know one celebrity 2377 01:12:49,240 --> 01:12:50,800 that was in that God damn video. 2378 01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:52,000 I'm not gonna say the nigga name 2379 01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:53,240 cause I do like his movies. 2380 01:12:53,240 --> 01:12:54,920 I don't want the nigga to get canceled just yet. 2381 01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:57,800 All I know is, I'm gonna give you one hint, radio. 2382 01:12:57,800 --> 01:12:58,640 You know what? 2383 01:12:58,640 --> 01:12:59,560 Radio, God damn it. 2384 01:12:59,560 --> 01:13:01,640 But yeah, Diddy, I don't know, man. 2385 01:13:01,640 --> 01:13:02,560 He may beat the charge. 2386 01:13:02,560 --> 01:13:03,680 He may not beat the charge. 2387 01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:04,880 I don't know. 2388 01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:06,400 I feel like if he just throwed up some bread 2389 01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:07,640 they'll let him out. 2390 01:13:07,640 --> 01:13:09,160 This is what it's all about, money. 2391 01:13:09,160 --> 01:13:10,360 It's all about money. 2392 01:13:10,360 --> 01:13:11,200 Shit. 2393 01:13:11,200 --> 01:13:14,720 I ain't saying free Diddy, but what that nigga do? 2394 01:13:14,720 --> 01:13:15,560 What did he do? 2395 01:13:15,560 --> 01:13:38,280 I fucking hate Scrappy dude.