1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,000 This week on Clown College. 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:10,000 I'm talking about real bullies who hit you in the face. 3 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:13,600 You have to worry about getting on the school bus because you're scared. 4 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:15,520 That's what we need back in schools right now. 5 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:18,120 I bet that cyber bullying would stop. 6 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:23,520 I bet it would stop in school as soon as you, oh, you did this or whatever and you get smacked 7 00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:24,520 out of it. 8 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:26,280 You're like, maybe I should shut the fuck up. 9 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:30,280 Maybe I shouldn't put this person's business out there on the interwebs. 10 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:31,280 Amen. 11 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:32,280 Right? 12 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:33,280 Amen. 13 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:34,280 Because you got bullied. 14 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:35,280 Yes, I did. 15 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:36,280 Look at me. 16 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:37,280 I'm a fucking beast now. 17 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:42,280 Welcome to Clown College. 18 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:43,280 We have profound knowledge. 19 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:45,280 In many ways to elevate and make yourself polished. 20 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:50,280 So if you want to hear a little honest, a few takes on our ways to make it as a comic. 21 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:52,280 Stick around for a while to be down to clown. 22 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:57,280 We got the guests right now just to show you how. 23 00:00:57,280 --> 00:01:01,280 Let's all go to Clown College, baby. 24 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:06,280 It's with Brandon, Willis, Conn, and JJ. 25 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:10,280 Let's all go to Clown College, baby. 26 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:24,280 It's with Brandon, Willis, Conn, and JJ. 27 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:44,280 It's with Brandon, Willis, Conn, and JJ. 28 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:45,280 She works with... 29 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:46,280 That just has to be every day. 30 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:47,280 Yeah. 31 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:48,280 She works with... 32 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:49,280 Yeah. 33 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:50,280 Special Ed? 34 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:51,280 Is that what we're... 35 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:52,280 Right. 36 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:53,280 Kids with disabilities. 37 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:54,280 Yeah. 38 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:55,280 Yeah. 39 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:56,280 Well... 40 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:59,280 My best friend's son has autism and we vibe. 41 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:01,280 And I'm plugged from the wall. 42 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:03,280 Make sure it's plugged in tightly to the wall. 43 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:04,280 Yeah. 44 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:05,280 Just a little bit. 45 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:06,280 Yeah, yeah, we're good. 46 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:07,280 Just a little bit. 47 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:08,280 JJ. 48 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:09,280 Yes. 49 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:10,280 We got a special guest today. 50 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:11,280 Yes, we do. 51 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:12,280 We do. 52 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:14,280 And I was thinking about this, and this is very unfortunate. 53 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:15,280 It took us... 54 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:16,280 What is it, 63? 55 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:17,280 I guess. 56 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:23,280 It took us 63 weeks to get a black woman on the show. 57 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:24,280 Oh, wow. 58 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:25,280 We did it. 59 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:26,280 We finally did it, dude. 60 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:29,280 And since you're dressed up, what are we doing for? 61 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:32,280 Martin Luther King Day, man. 62 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:33,280 Hell yeah. 63 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:34,280 Terrible. 64 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:38,280 I cheated on my wife and smoked some Paul Maul's before I got here. 65 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:40,280 Just an honor, dude. 66 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:41,280 Just an honor. 67 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:42,280 And I ate some greens. 68 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:44,280 That was for you, Martin. 69 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:48,280 But yeah, we have a very special guest today. 70 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:50,280 She's funny, man. 71 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:51,280 She's hilarious. 72 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:57,280 She tells the comedy jokes, and sometimes they're real clean, they're real normal, and 73 00:02:57,280 --> 00:03:00,280 then she just throws some wild shit in. 74 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:04,280 And I feel it in my chest. 75 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:06,280 We got Nikki Johnson on the show today. 76 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:07,280 Nikki! 77 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:08,280 Hi! 78 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:09,280 Hello. 79 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:10,280 How you doing? 80 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:11,280 I'm good. 81 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:12,280 You good? 82 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:13,280 Yeah, I'm super accuracy. 83 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:14,280 Oh, I know. 84 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:16,280 We about to get right into it. 85 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:22,280 I remember Nikki is a graduate of Kimberly Wilson's stand-up class, right? 86 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:23,280 I am, yeah. 87 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:26,280 And you start coming around and you won like eight times at the competition. 88 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:28,280 I think I won four. 89 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:29,280 That's it? 90 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:30,280 Maybe three. 91 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:31,280 Three. 92 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:32,280 I think I won three times. 93 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:33,280 How many times you win, JJ? 94 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:34,280 None. 95 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:35,280 Zero. 96 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:36,280 How many times you regret it? 97 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:37,280 Just once. 98 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:38,280 And I won one. 99 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:39,280 So we got a four time. 100 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:40,280 No, three. 101 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:41,280 I think it's three. 102 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:42,280 It's still a lot. 103 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:43,280 It's still a lot. 104 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:49,440 But I used to love how we used to be out there talking in the front and Nikki would just 105 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:52,280 come over there and she'd be like, she'd be sitting there like, hey, and she'd be like 106 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:55,280 this, and then walk away. 107 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:58,280 Because I don't know what's up. 108 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,280 I'm just like, hello. 109 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:02,280 I feel it. 110 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:03,280 It's hard. 111 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:07,680 I feel like back when I was going out to the open mics, I would talk to you guys and then 112 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:12,200 I'd see Nikki and I try to say hi to be nice, but then I'm like, oh, she's normal, dude. 113 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:15,200 What am I supposed to say? 114 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:19,080 I'm not really normal. 115 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:20,080 Normal presenting. 116 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:21,080 Masking. 117 00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:22,080 ADD. 118 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:23,080 Yes. 119 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:24,080 Yes. 120 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:25,080 Respect. 121 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:29,440 Nikki's been smashing on a couple of, I'm talking about a stand up. 122 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:30,440 Oh, okay. 123 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:31,440 Okay. 124 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:36,520 Because ironically, you know. 125 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:38,840 But she's been killing, right? 126 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:42,240 Open shows, went to an open mic, Jonathan wanted us to come, he was like, bring your 127 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:43,240 s***. 128 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:45,840 She got there a little late, which isn't a problem. 129 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:50,760 She got there and then I guess she was just still feeling late when he called her name 130 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:51,760 to come up. 131 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:56,520 An Olympic speed walker wouldn't have had s*** on her the way she got up to that stage. 132 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:58,640 I was like, why is she walking so fast? 133 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:00,640 Because I didn't want to hold people up. 134 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:02,880 I was like, dang. 135 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:06,840 The person before me, they had already said that he was the last person. 136 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:12,360 And so when I came late and it was like, oh dang, they thought this was the last person 137 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:14,840 and now I'm this extra person showing up. 138 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:18,520 I don't want to hold these people up so I need to hurry up and get up there real quick. 139 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:20,480 He was gone. 140 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:23,400 But I already walked fast. 141 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:29,000 Most of the time I try to play it cool when I walk on stage and just try to seem like 142 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,480 I'm not so awkward. 143 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:34,000 That's what your thing is though. 144 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,600 It's like, well I don't know, on stage you're not really awkward. 145 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:37,600 No. 146 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:39,360 It's just regular life. 147 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:40,360 Yes. 148 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:44,360 It is not everyday life. 149 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:48,480 It's like, who do people try to talk to me after my set? 150 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:51,480 And I'm like, hello. 151 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:56,600 But yeah, you got, see on that one, that was a hard room and you got them. 152 00:05:56,600 --> 00:06:00,400 You killed, I think you and Charles did the best. 153 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:03,200 And they were like, afterwards they came up to me, oh my God, you were so funny. 154 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:04,760 See, everybody don't get that. 155 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:05,760 No. 156 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:06,760 Ask JJ. 157 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:11,960 I get things just like looks, you know. 158 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:20,080 And they say a lot of words that I don't enjoy. 159 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,760 So how you been? 160 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:24,760 I'm good. 161 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:28,360 Like how have I been like personally, professionally, both? 162 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:30,680 Just whatever you took it at. 163 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:32,040 Oh Lord. 164 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:33,040 I'm tired. 165 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:34,040 I feel you. 166 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:35,040 I'm tired. 167 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:38,600 But I've been pretty good. 168 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:40,640 I'm trying not to be awkward, but I am. 169 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:41,640 No, you want, just let it out. 170 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:42,640 Yeah, let it out. 171 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:43,640 We're all awkward as hell. 172 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:44,640 Well, Brandon's speaking for himself. 173 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:45,640 Very awkward. 174 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:50,640 Negotiably awkward, mentally awkward, all of us in here. 175 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:54,640 He can't even hear or see us right now while he's talking. 176 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:55,640 Maybe. 177 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:58,640 We're awkward people. 178 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:04,240 Dom was like, now when the cameras come on, just like talk like you normally do. 179 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:08,640 And I was like, oh no, you don't know who you talking to. 180 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:11,640 I don't think you know what you in for. 181 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:15,880 So are there anything, I probably should have asked you before we started, is there anything 182 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:17,760 as off limits to talk about? 183 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:18,760 Nah. 184 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:19,760 I already have. 185 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:21,440 We can talk about that gay guy that you dated? 186 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:22,440 Oh my God. 187 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:25,440 Can we talk about it? 188 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:26,440 No. 189 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:27,440 No? 190 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:29,000 Why did y'all call him gay? 191 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,000 He was clearly. 192 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,000 He might be. 193 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,440 Well, Brandon would know. 194 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:35,160 And now Brandon says he was. 195 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:37,600 Well, see, I'm not, but he was. 196 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:39,640 I'm not talking about you. 197 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:43,040 He would wear sweaters that look like Brandon's. 198 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:44,040 Hey, that's cool. 199 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:47,040 Did he wear a turtleneck, too? 200 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:48,040 I don't know. 201 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:50,440 Well, because we dated during the summer. 202 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:56,400 We started dating in March and then we broke up in July. 203 00:07:56,400 --> 00:08:00,520 So I don't know if I've ever, I've never seen him in a sweater. 204 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:06,440 It was like hot outside. 205 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:07,440 I plead the fifth. 206 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:08,440 What day in March? 207 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:09,440 The fifth. 208 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:10,440 Because my birthday is March 22nd. 209 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:11,440 I just wanted to know. 210 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:12,440 I don't remember. 211 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:13,440 God, man. 212 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:14,440 All right. 213 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:17,440 Well, I mean, we could change it if you would. 214 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:22,440 I saw on here that you like to go hiking. 215 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:23,440 Oh my God. 216 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:24,440 Yeah. 217 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:25,440 Did y'all look up my school profile? 218 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:26,440 Did y'all look up the profile of the school profile? 219 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:32,480 We don't know where Jack gets his intel from. 220 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:33,480 We got him. 221 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:36,480 The only place that is is on the school website. 222 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:39,480 Where do you hike at? 223 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:41,480 That's crazy. 224 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:46,600 Montesano, Rainbow Mountain. 225 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:50,320 All the serial killers are on the edge of their seat right now. 226 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:52,840 I've been to, shut up. 227 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:58,600 We went to Cathedral Caverns and did a tour. 228 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:02,240 I went camping for the first time. 229 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:04,440 I think it was at Cathedral Caverns. 230 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:06,960 Is that the thing where it's under, you got to swim under? 231 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:08,480 No, you don't have to swim. 232 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:10,520 Or maybe you have to swim, but I ain't swim. 233 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:11,520 You just walk through the cave. 234 00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:12,520 Oh yeah, I went in there. 235 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:13,520 I know how to swim. 236 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:14,520 Blacks know how to swim. 237 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:15,520 Must be nice. 238 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:18,520 What's the matter about swimming on there? 239 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:19,520 Oh, damn. 240 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:20,520 Oh yeah. 241 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:21,520 Yeah. 242 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:22,520 My parents can't swim, though. 243 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:23,520 They can't? 244 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:24,520 Yeah, I'm first generation. 245 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:27,520 That's so weird. 246 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:29,920 That's awesome. 247 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:34,360 Cathedral Caverns is where I told a joke about a field trip. 248 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:39,040 I went to Cathedral, when we went to Cathedral Caverns in the fourth grade. 249 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:42,880 That's the only time I've ever heard somebody in the crowd say, oh no. 250 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:45,320 Was that the one that I liked? 251 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:46,320 Yeah. 252 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:47,720 So in honor of Martin Luther King Day. 253 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:48,720 Please tell them. 254 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:50,920 I'll tell the joke, dude. 255 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:55,720 I had a crush on this girl in the fourth grade, and we took a field trip to Cathedral Caverns, 256 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:59,200 and I sat next to her on the bus the whole time. 257 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:00,480 We walked together. 258 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:05,360 You go in the cave, and if you pay for one of the guided tours, you walk to the end of 259 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:10,320 the cave, and then they turn all the man-made lights out, and it's dark as hell. 260 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:11,960 And you need complete darkness. 261 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:15,680 And I was nine, and I was terrified of the dark. 262 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:19,180 And then they turned the lights out. 263 00:10:19,180 --> 00:10:26,400 I was startled, and I just reactively, instinctively threw a punch, like an uppercut, and the lights 264 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:27,400 come out. 265 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:28,400 I feel it connect with something. 266 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:29,400 Shit. 267 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:35,400 And the lights turn back on, and she's on the floor, holding her stomach. 268 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:40,560 And the teacher and the tour guide are looking around, and they're like, what happened? 269 00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:41,560 What happened? 270 00:10:41,560 --> 00:10:47,480 And you know, just out of instinct, it's Etowah County, Alabama, and the lights were out. 271 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,480 It was dark. 272 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:49,480 And they turned it on a black guy. 273 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:50,480 They fell for it. 274 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:51,480 And that was the joke. 275 00:10:51,480 --> 00:11:00,480 And then the punch line was, I threw him under the bus, but at least it was the front of 276 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:01,480 the bus. 277 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:06,240 And I told it at Shenanigans. 278 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:10,720 I was like, I was a month into comedy. 279 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:11,720 And I'll tell you what it was. 280 00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:12,720 It was Aslan Lutz. 281 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:13,720 She was like, oh no. 282 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:14,720 Hell no. 283 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:15,720 Damn, man. 284 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:18,720 That's a good time, you know. 285 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:19,720 That's nice. 286 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:20,720 You ever went down? 287 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:25,720 No, I don't even know where these places are. 288 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:29,000 It's out, like, if you're driving, I think it's like tours. 289 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:32,360 It's either just past Scottsboro or just before you get to Scottsboro. 290 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:33,880 It's like in that direction, driving east. 291 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:35,480 And it's real nice? 292 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:36,480 It's really pretty. 293 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:39,440 They'll take you on a tour through the caves. 294 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:41,000 It's really pretty. 295 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:44,720 If you're claustrophobic, then maybe not, but you kind of walk through. 296 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:48,480 And it's a guide, so it's not dangerous to have it all pathed out. 297 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:52,960 And you get to the very, very back, towards the back of the cave. 298 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:58,720 And like I said, they turn the lights completely off, and you experience total darkness. 299 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:00,960 You can't see a thing. 300 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:07,200 Because even if it's dark outside, the stars are still out, so you can still see something. 301 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:08,740 You can't see a thing. 302 00:12:08,740 --> 00:12:10,440 You can't see your hand in front of your face. 303 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:13,560 When I went, a kid started crying. 304 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:14,920 I cried. 305 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:15,920 My ass off. 306 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:17,280 I was like seven years old. 307 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:19,280 Yeah, I wouldn't take a little kid. 308 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:20,280 That's understandable back then, you know? 309 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:21,760 Well, you know, if you want to say that. 310 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:22,760 I was a kid. 311 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:26,000 Now I'd march right in there, man. 312 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,000 You would? 313 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,000 Hell yeah. 314 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,600 I'd revel fucking bad by his fucking neck. 315 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:30,600 I don't, man, yeah. 316 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:32,600 Okay, so Brandon, you're not scared of the dark anymore. 317 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:33,600 No, I'm not scared of the dark. 318 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:34,600 And you know what we're going to do to prove that? 319 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:35,600 What are we going to do? 320 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:38,520 We're going to go out, and you're going to camp out in the woods. 321 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:40,640 Okay, wait, hold on now. 322 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:44,280 We won't, you won't be able to see us, but we'll be around to make sure nothing happens 323 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:45,280 to you. 324 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:49,280 We'll set up night vision cameras, and we'll just see how you make it through a day. 325 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:50,720 That's a different story right there. 326 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:52,760 Camping in the woods with a tent? 327 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:55,440 Yeah, dude, we should have a tent. 328 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:58,560 Would you rather not have the tent? 329 00:12:58,560 --> 00:12:59,560 In the woods? 330 00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:00,560 Yeah. 331 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:01,560 With the animals? 332 00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:02,560 I mean, there's probably some around, too. 333 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:05,800 We almost got attacked by a deer last week in the neighborhood, man. 334 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,560 I can only imagine that. 335 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:10,600 Like a buck almost whooped my ass. 336 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:11,600 What happened? 337 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:14,680 So I was in the snow, man, because it was snowing. 338 00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:19,160 And I went out there, and I saw some deer, and I was like, damn, look at that. 339 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:22,360 We were just staring at the deer, and it was like a family and a buck. 340 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:26,000 And then as I was watching the buck start staring at us, I was like, oh shit, should 341 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,000 we leave? 342 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,040 And she was like, no, no, we should stay. 343 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:30,040 It's cool. 344 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:31,040 And I was like, all right. 345 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:32,040 And then when I walked, he would walk. 346 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:34,280 And then when I would stop, he would stop. 347 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:37,600 And every time I walked, I was like, okay, we got to get the fuck out of here. 348 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:38,960 He was sending a charge at me. 349 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:42,680 And I was like, I'm glad to fight this deer. 350 00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:44,560 Because like, dude, if he come at you, can you take a deer? 351 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:47,960 Like I feel like if he run after you, you grab his horn and wrestle that thing, right? 352 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,200 Guaranteed, right, the buck. 353 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,440 Oh yeah, you take a buck now. 354 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:51,440 I don't want a buck. 355 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:52,440 Hell yeah. 356 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:53,440 Okay, so I would say. 357 00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:54,440 You just can't let it stab you. 358 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:55,440 Everybody can't tell me. 359 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:56,440 You got to handle it. 360 00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:57,440 Oh dude, please, man. 361 00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:58,440 I can grab that thing. 362 00:13:58,440 --> 00:13:59,440 You got to handle it now from the head. 363 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:00,440 I'm fighting for my family, man. 364 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,440 I got that buck. 365 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:02,440 That buck can't stand it. 366 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:04,640 Y'all whoop Elliot's ass, man. 367 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:05,640 Fuck that buck up. 368 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:06,640 Elliot. 369 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:09,640 Elliot, you remember the fucking season? 370 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:10,640 No. 371 00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:11,640 No. 372 00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:12,640 See, he was a kid back then, man. 373 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:13,640 My bad, let me make it his age. 374 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:14,640 Bambi. 375 00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:15,640 Bambi? 376 00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:16,640 Bambi, how the fuck Bambi up? 377 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:17,640 No, no, his dad. 378 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:18,640 I mean, the motherfucker died like in the first 10 minutes. 379 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:19,640 No, it was the mom. 380 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:20,640 Yeah, the mom died. 381 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:21,640 See, the mom, rest in peace. 382 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:22,640 I don't know, the buck. 383 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:23,640 I mean, we could take a buck, man. 384 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:24,640 We could take it. 385 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:25,640 Would you rather take a buck? 386 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:26,640 No. 387 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:27,640 I jump on the buck. 388 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:28,640 You'd rather take a buck. 389 00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:29,640 You would run away like Sidney from Scary Movie. 390 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:36,640 They are pretty intense, dude. 391 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:43,600 Have you ever seen the videos where they fight each other and the other one will have the 392 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,960 other one's head hanging off of his... 393 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:47,720 I didn't see that. 394 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:51,920 But then on the flip side of that, if you see the videos where they shed their antlers 395 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:54,160 and they fall off, they freak the fuck out. 396 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:55,160 I've seen those. 397 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:56,160 It's real. 398 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:57,160 I understand them. 399 00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:58,160 They just shake them real fast. 400 00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:02,600 It'd be like if your ears fell off. 401 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:03,600 Yeah, man. 402 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:04,600 I mean, that's not okay. 403 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:05,600 Would you be scared? 404 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:06,600 Well, I'd be scared. 405 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:07,600 You'd do. 406 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:08,600 My ears fell off. 407 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:09,600 Yes. 408 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:10,600 I'd be like, now I'm going to be deaf. 409 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:11,600 Yeah. 410 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:14,400 Dude, you might still be able to hear. 411 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:15,400 I like hearing, man. 412 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:16,400 Yeah. 413 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:17,400 And you can't hear without your ears. 414 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:18,400 No, you can't hear without your ears, man. 415 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:19,400 That's a fact. 416 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:20,400 That's horrible. 417 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:23,400 Peter could only halfway hear you, dude. 418 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,400 Shit, man. 419 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,400 Imagine working at a job like that, man. 420 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:27,400 What? 421 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:28,400 You can't hear? 422 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:29,400 I can't hear shit. 423 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,400 What would your name be if you were deaf? 424 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:32,400 Deaf? 425 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:33,400 Okay. 426 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:34,400 What would your nickname be? 427 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:35,400 My nickname? 428 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:36,400 Deaftone. 429 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:37,400 I like it. 430 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:38,400 I love it. 431 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:39,400 What? 432 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:40,400 What? 433 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:41,400 What did he say? 434 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:42,400 Deaf-don't? 435 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:43,400 Deaftone. 436 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,400 Like the band? 437 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:45,400 Yeah, Deaftone. 438 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:46,400 Why does he need a nickname? 439 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:47,400 Because he's deaf. 440 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:48,400 You'd be like a super-e-mate. 441 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:49,400 You'd be pre-indicted. 442 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:50,400 You'd be like, we had a deaf-tony. 443 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,400 Damn. 444 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:52,400 That was just his name. 445 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:53,400 Okay. 446 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:56,400 So if you're deaf, you just get something on your name. 447 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:57,400 Damn. 448 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:58,400 I need a nickname for autism. 449 00:15:58,400 --> 00:15:59,400 So we know. 450 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:00,400 Because there were two Tonys. 451 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:01,400 Okay. 452 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:02,400 Yeah. 453 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,400 So to distinguish, this one is Deaftone. 454 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,400 Yeah, because you know who Deaftone is. 455 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,400 Yeah. 456 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,400 You hear him coming. 457 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:11,400 You know, don't you laugh at that. 458 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:14,400 Because it's not funny. 459 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:19,400 The way that they, well, some of them, oh my God, have you seen deaf people arguing online? 460 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:20,400 No. 461 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,400 Have you ever seen this? 462 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:23,400 Amazing. 463 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,400 Like signing at each other? 464 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,400 How is it any different? 465 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:26,400 No, I'm about to do it. 466 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:27,400 No, I'm about to do it. 467 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:28,400 Do it, do it. 468 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:29,400 Please do not offend people. 469 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:30,400 I'm doing it with you. 470 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:31,400 I'm not offending. 471 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:32,400 They can't hear. 472 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:33,400 They won't know. 473 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:34,400 Yeah, you're right. 474 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,400 Spotify hates deaf people. 475 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:36,400 They hate them. 476 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:45,400 But they go at it with sign language and they're doing the noises. 477 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:52,400 But they're like, you can hear some of them. 478 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:55,400 Like some of them make sounds like that of words. 479 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:59,400 And then some of them make sounds that are what they think are words because they can't 480 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:00,400 hear. 481 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:01,400 I like that. 482 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:02,400 I don't feel right laughing. 483 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,400 There's deaf rappers out there too. 484 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:04,400 Remember I showed you all that deaf rapper? 485 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:05,400 Oh yeah, we could look. 486 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,400 He copyright claimed us. 487 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,400 Yeah, he copyright claimed us. 488 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:08,400 But yeah, there's a deaf rapper out there. 489 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,400 He's pretty fine. 490 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:10,400 Somebody had to have told him. 491 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,400 And just like white people could sing along when they end word, we should be able to sing 492 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,400 along when he does his deaf sounds. 493 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,400 I agree. 494 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:16,400 And I'm not saying that. 495 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:17,400 I'm just saying that. 496 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:18,400 I'm just saying that. 497 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,400 I'm just saying that. 498 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:20,400 I'm just saying that. 499 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:21,400 I'm just saying that. 500 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:22,400 I agree. 501 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:23,400 And I do, I do. 502 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:24,400 Once a week. 503 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,400 That's exactly how I sounded. 504 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,400 That's a perfect, it was a perfect. 505 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:27,400 That was perfect. 506 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:28,400 Wasn't it perfect Brandon? 507 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:29,400 That was a verse right there. 508 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:30,400 Like, that's not bad. 509 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,400 That's a verse. 510 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:32,400 I swear to God. 511 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:33,400 Brandon look it up. 512 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,400 That's a verse. 513 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:35,400 No, we can't do it. 514 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:36,400 You can't, you can't. 515 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:37,400 Yeah, we can't. 516 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:38,400 You mean the other guy? 517 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,400 Yeah. 518 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:40,400 Can we do the other guy that was nicer? 519 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:41,400 Boy, it doesn't matter if we gonna copyright it. 520 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:42,400 Damn, man. 521 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,400 But you're a good swimmer, right? 522 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:44,400 You got something about, what's about swimming on there? 523 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:45,400 Yeah, it says right here. 524 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:46,400 I asked you that ten minutes ago Brandon. 525 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:51,400 It says right here that you might have dived or swam in high school. 526 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:52,400 No. 527 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:53,400 You did? 528 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:54,400 That's a different teacher. 529 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,400 We're gonna pretend that is. 530 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:56,400 Oh, shoot. 531 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:57,400 To be fair, it says you might have. 532 00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,400 Yeah, it does say you might have. 533 00:17:58,400 --> 00:17:59,400 It says you might have. 534 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:00,400 Who did this research? 535 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:01,400 We got some good stuff. 536 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:02,400 We'll tell you later. 537 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:03,400 We got some good stuff. 538 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:04,400 Shout out to that. 539 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:05,400 Reach out and milk Brandon. 540 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:06,400 Can you swim, you can swim pretty good? 541 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:07,400 I can swim. 542 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:08,400 Can you teach Brandon how to swim? 543 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:09,400 No. 544 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:10,400 You can't? 545 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:11,400 You can't? 546 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,400 I can't. 547 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,400 I can't. 548 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,400 I can't. 549 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,400 I can't. 550 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:17,400 No. 551 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:18,400 You can't? 552 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:21,560 Teaching someone how to, being able to do something and teaching someone how to do something 553 00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:23,800 are two completely different skills. 554 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:27,640 So I've never taught someone to swim, so I don't know. 555 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:28,640 So I won't say no. 556 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:29,640 I don't know. 557 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:31,840 You just really have to hold his belly. 558 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:35,040 You know how you remember you as a kid, they hold your belly. 559 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:36,520 You can kick your legs and arms. 560 00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:37,720 That's what you gotta do. 561 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:38,720 I did it for him. 562 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:39,720 I did that for Brandon. 563 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:40,720 Yeah. 564 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:41,720 Yeah, okay. 565 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:42,720 Oh my God. 566 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:48,880 When we're in the wave pool and it makes that noise, it's like a big buzzer to let you know 567 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:49,880 the waves are gonna start. 568 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:50,880 Brandon like fled. 569 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:51,880 Oh yeah, I ran every time. 570 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:52,880 He was like trying to run in the water. 571 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:53,880 He's like slow run. 572 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:54,880 Water whooped my ass too. 573 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:55,880 You remember I kept getting hit. 574 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:56,880 I was starting to get mad. 575 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:57,880 I was like, fuck this water. 576 00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:58,880 Oh God, I'm sorry. 577 00:18:58,880 --> 00:18:59,880 Straight in my face. 578 00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:00,880 So overstimulated. 579 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:01,880 You did get beat up by the water. 580 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:02,880 That does sound overstimulating. 581 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:03,880 Yes I did. 582 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:04,880 All right, so I'm gonna go ahead and start. 583 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:05,880 I'm gonna start. 584 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:06,880 I'm gonna start. 585 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:07,880 I'm gonna start. 586 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:12,880 I'm gonna start. 587 00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:17,560 So you, now this hopefully, this is accurate. 588 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:18,560 You're really into trivia. 589 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:22,280 Yes, y'all definitely looked up my, sorry. 590 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:23,880 Don't worry about where it comes from. 591 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:24,880 I'm sorry. 592 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:25,880 Just let the magic flow. 593 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:26,880 We're here. 594 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:27,880 We know you like trivia. 595 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:28,880 I'm sorry. 596 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:29,880 You know what I'm saying? 597 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:30,880 I do really like trivia. 598 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:31,880 I'm a nerd. 599 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:35,040 I was on the Quiz Bowl team in high school and in college. 600 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:37,120 Okay, what's Quiz Bowl? 601 00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:39,880 Quiz Bowl is like Knowledge Bowl. 602 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:41,960 What's Knowledge Bowl? 603 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:47,120 It's like a trivia, like you literally have a team of people who answer trivia questions 604 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:48,120 against another school. 605 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,120 Oh, are they a topic? 606 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:50,120 Against their team. 607 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:51,120 Oh, okay. 608 00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:52,120 Yeah. 609 00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:54,600 You know them beforehand or it's just like surprise? 610 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:59,600 When I was in high school, I don't think we did, but in college, how they would do it 611 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:06,240 was they would give you, there were one, two, there were like five or six of us on the team 612 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:10,800 and they would give you the topics ahead of time because you could only have three people 613 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:13,080 on the stage at a time. 614 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:18,200 So they would give you the topics ahead of time and you would pick who, what, based on 615 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:24,480 these topics and based on these rounds, what three people do I want in what order based 616 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:25,480 on people's strengths. 617 00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:26,960 And so we would go up. 618 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,960 Oh, that's just like order, man. 619 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:31,880 So it's strategy to it and all that. 620 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:36,560 Well, the order you want to, like they tell you what order each topic is going to be in. 621 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:37,560 Oh, gotcha. 622 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:41,000 So you put that person with that topic. 623 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:46,840 And so you get a question and whoever buzzes in, this, what I'm describing is college because 624 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:48,520 that's one I remember the most. 625 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:52,000 Whoever buzzes in is the one that answers the question. 626 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:58,840 And then if you get the question right, then you know, whose ever turn it is, is the one 627 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:00,280 who answers the question. 628 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:04,640 So if it's my round, I'm going, nobody else on my team can answer. 629 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:05,800 Nobody else on my team can buzz in. 630 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:08,920 It's my round, my topic and I'm against that other person. 631 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:11,640 So we're going head to head. 632 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:16,280 And if you get it right, then you get a bonus question and your whole team gets to talk 633 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:17,600 about the bonus question. 634 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:19,600 I get what you're saying. 635 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:21,560 But yeah, I did quiz bowl. 636 00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:22,560 I'm sorry. 637 00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:28,160 I did quiz bowl in college and we went to nationals and competed against, it was like 638 00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:31,600 48 HBCUs and we made it to the elite eight. 639 00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:34,080 Yeah, we were good. 640 00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:35,080 Like I'm a super nerd. 641 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:36,080 I don't know. 642 00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:37,080 I don't know if y'all know. 643 00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:38,080 Okay. 644 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,080 Well, you know, you just talked about that shit. 645 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,080 You better win this one. 646 00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:41,080 Oh God. 647 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:42,080 Oh no. 648 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:43,080 Okay. 649 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:44,080 What is quiz bowl practice look like? 650 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:45,080 Y'all just read. 651 00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:46,080 Yeah. 652 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:49,080 Like my coach would like, you had a coach. 653 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:54,920 Like we had full on like matching outfits. 654 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:57,360 Like we was in the airport because the nationals were in. 655 00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:59,240 I never doubted that for a second. 656 00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:02,240 Nationals were in LA and we flew. 657 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:03,240 I went to ANT. 658 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:07,760 So we flew from North Carolina to LA and we were in the airport with like matching track 659 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:08,760 suits. 660 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:13,760 Like we was like, we was the shit. 661 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:14,760 I would. 662 00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:16,760 We sat right next to the WNBA player. 663 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:19,200 What was y'all name? 664 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:20,200 We didn't have a team name. 665 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,560 It was just the Aggies, like our school team. 666 00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:23,560 Okay, your school. 667 00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:24,560 Okay. 668 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:28,080 So we just went to the national tournament. 669 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:32,820 But for practice, our coach would like, there were certain things that we knew would probably 670 00:22:32,820 --> 00:22:33,820 come up. 671 00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:37,680 Like you have like a general idea of like, okay, you're going to have questions about 672 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:38,680 history. 673 00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:40,200 You're going to have questions about like math. 674 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:46,000 Like there's like very general topics and there's a lot of strategy that goes into it 675 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:50,120 because you want to, like our coach had a buzzer. 676 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:53,680 Like we had a whole buzzer system and we would sit around with our little buzzers and practice 677 00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:57,960 like buzzing in and you'd have to wait for the moderator to say your name and we would 678 00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,720 like practice the rules. 679 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:11,460 And it was like, you would have to, the strategy is to buzz in just before you know the answer. 680 00:23:11,460 --> 00:23:15,200 So you buzz in, it's a, I'm telling you, it's wild. 681 00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:18,120 You buzz in just before you know the answer. 682 00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:22,840 So while they're saying your name, then you, yeah, you think of the answer. 683 00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:25,520 If you buzz in after you've already thought of the answer, you're too late because the 684 00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:26,520 other team got you. 685 00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:27,520 Yeah. 686 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:35,720 This sounds like we should make, well we should make a movie or a short instead of dodgeball 687 00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:37,760 is quiz nerds. 688 00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:42,240 Yeah, no, like it was, we would have practice and we would sit and practice buzzing in and 689 00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:49,160 there would be certain, like we would have like different pneumatics to remember like 690 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:58,000 the countries in Central America, like gorillas, was it gorillas eat hot dogs, not cold pizza. 691 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:09,400 Like Guatemala, Ecuador, Honduras, Nicaragua, Costa Rica, was it Paraguay? 692 00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:10,400 Yeah. 693 00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:11,400 Yeah. 694 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:15,360 Like a way to remember all the, so we would have different pneumatics, memorize these topics 695 00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:17,920 like the, we would all have our own strengths. 696 00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:21,520 Like I was really good, like naturally I knew the Bible really well. 697 00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:25,440 So if anything came up that was religious, I'd be like, okay, we put Scrappy on that 698 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:26,440 one. 699 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:29,440 I'm sorry, Nikki, we're putting Nikki on that one. 700 00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:32,440 We'll bleep that out. 701 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:34,960 I'll start talking about Scrappy right now. 702 00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:39,560 Okay, it's like, okay, we're putting Nikki on that one or one of my teammates was really 703 00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:41,480 good at doing mental math. 704 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,320 So if it was a math side, okay, we're putting her on that one. 705 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:47,720 Like we all kind of knew each other's strengths and we would all like vibe off each other. 706 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,400 It was the, it was a fucking blast. 707 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:50,680 You sound like you had a good time. 708 00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:51,840 Oh yeah, it was great. 709 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:57,080 Is it like, is it like an America Pie band camp where you guys all fucking crazy go out 710 00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:59,080 and stuff, even though you're nerds? 711 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:00,080 No. 712 00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:01,080 Huh? 713 00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:02,080 No? 714 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:03,080 No. 715 00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:04,080 You guys would be real nerds there? 716 00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:05,080 We would be. 717 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:06,480 Like if you went to LA and you just stayed in a room and- 718 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:07,480 Basically yes. 719 00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:10,640 We, we, we weren't going out doing crazy stuff. 720 00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:14,080 Was that before or after the ho face? 721 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:15,080 This was- Damn. 722 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:18,000 No, I'm just saying this is a marker. 723 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,000 No, I'm- We can be knowledgeable. 724 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,000 Yeah, yeah. 725 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,000 That's a legit question. 726 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,000 Knowledgeable? 727 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:27,480 This was pretty much right in the heat of it. 728 00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,160 This was during- Oh wow. 729 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:30,160 My ho face. 730 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:31,160 And you still go out? 731 00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:32,160 My ho face, not in LA. 732 00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:33,160 That's an unfamiliar city. 733 00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:34,160 True. 734 00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:35,160 Okay. 735 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:36,160 It's on fire right now. 736 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,160 It's not safe. 737 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:38,160 It's on fire. 738 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:39,160 My brother lives in LA now actually. 739 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:40,160 I'm sorry. 740 00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:41,160 Oh. 741 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:42,160 My brother lives in LA. 742 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:43,160 I get another one. 743 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:44,160 Oh no. 744 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:45,160 Yeah, yeah. 745 00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:46,160 Yeah. 746 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:49,520 We, as a family, we're like having like check on him. 747 00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:50,520 Sorry to bring it down. 748 00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:51,520 No, it's okay. 749 00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:52,520 I understand. 750 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:53,520 Is he okay? 751 00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:56,280 He's like, his apartment is good. 752 00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:59,440 He has to leave it for a little bit and go stay with some friends, but his apartments, 753 00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:01,000 they have like an app where they can track it. 754 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,000 Okay. 755 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,000 But his apartment is good. 756 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,000 That's good. 757 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,920 He's a nurse, so he has to go to work. 758 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:07,640 Like that don't stop. 759 00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:08,640 Yeah. 760 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:10,120 Probably even more so. 761 00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:11,120 Right, exactly. 762 00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:13,120 But he's, he's doing okay. 763 00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:17,000 Yeah, we've been checking on him. 764 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,000 He's good. 765 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,000 Shout out. 766 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,000 Shout out. 767 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,000 Hope Johnson. 768 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,000 I said Hobo Johnson. 769 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,000 Hobo Johnson. 770 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,000 You can call him that. 771 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,000 You ready for these trivia questions? 772 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,000 You ready? 773 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,000 Everybody ready? 774 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,000 Yeah, let's get it. 775 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,000 Alex, what you got for us? 776 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,000 Is there a theme? 777 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,000 Yeah, is there a theme? 778 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,000 Is there a theme? 779 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:37,000 Okay, so guys, welcome to the first annual Clown College MLK Knowledge. 780 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:43,800 Welcome to the first annual Clown College MLK Knowledge Bowl. 781 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:44,800 Hey. 782 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:48,000 The K is in the MLK, not knowledge. 783 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,000 Okay. 784 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:52,000 So I have five questions. 785 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:56,840 They're all kinda, I've made them all black themes. 786 00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:57,840 I've tried to. 787 00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:59,360 They're not really all black themes. 788 00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:01,880 I feel like I'm at a bit of a disadvantage. 789 00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:04,720 But I've written them in a black, you'll figure. 790 00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:05,720 Oh God. 791 00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:06,720 No, no, no. 792 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:07,720 I'm not. 793 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:09,320 I might have talked it up too much. 794 00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:10,320 I'm sorry. 795 00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:11,320 Okay. 796 00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:12,320 But no, there are five questions. 797 00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:14,080 Just let me know when you all are ready. 798 00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:16,120 And we'll do one, I'll ask one question. 799 00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:18,200 You'll each write down the answer and then we'll reveal. 800 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,680 I'll move on to the next one. 801 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:21,720 I think that'll be the most entertaining maybe. 802 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:22,720 Okay. 803 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:23,720 All right. 804 00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:25,280 Question number one. 805 00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:26,840 It's Da Queen's Gambit. 806 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:28,840 It's a chess question. 807 00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:29,840 Da Queen. 808 00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:30,840 I thought it was black. 809 00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:31,840 I'm sorry. 810 00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:32,840 What the hell is that? 811 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:33,840 That is, okay. 812 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:34,840 Happy MLK Day. 813 00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:39,320 It's super stereotypical, but all right, let's go. 814 00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:40,320 Come on. 815 00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:46,160 This is a title awarded to chess players by the World Chess Organization, FIDE. 816 00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:49,840 Apart from world champion, it's the highest title a chess player can attain. 817 00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:50,840 What is this title? 818 00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:53,160 Do we yell out our answer or do we just write it down? 819 00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:55,920 Write it down and then once you all are done, say done. 820 00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:56,920 And then. 821 00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:57,920 Done. 822 00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:58,920 Once you all are done. 823 00:27:58,920 --> 00:27:59,920 I'm done. 824 00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:00,920 I'm done. 825 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:01,920 Okay. 826 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:02,920 Okay. 827 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:03,920 And then we'll, let's start with Nikki. 828 00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:04,920 We'll go down to the clowns. 829 00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:05,920 Nikki, what's your answer? 830 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:06,920 Is it Grand Master? 831 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:07,920 Hell yeah. 832 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:08,920 You got the first one. 833 00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:09,920 That one, yeah. 834 00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:10,920 Very good. 835 00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:11,920 Who's next? 836 00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:12,920 Do the applause, Brandon. 837 00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:13,920 Oh yeah, hold up. 838 00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:14,920 Well, hold on. 839 00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:15,920 You got it right. 840 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:16,920 Who else? 841 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:18,520 Yeah, who's, let's do Dom. 842 00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:19,520 Grand Master. 843 00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:20,520 Oh, God damn. 844 00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:21,520 Okay. 845 00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:22,520 Yeah, dude. 846 00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:23,520 Chess all day, man. 847 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:24,520 Oh, JJ? 848 00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:25,520 Grand Master, dude. 849 00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:26,520 Damn. 850 00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:27,520 Yeah, yeah. 851 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:28,520 Brandon, what do you have? 852 00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:29,520 Oh, damn, man. 853 00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:30,520 I said King or Queen. 854 00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:34,520 He's right. 855 00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:38,520 He's right in a way. 856 00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:39,520 Is that right in a way? 857 00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:40,520 I never played chess. 858 00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:41,520 Fuck it. 859 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:42,520 I don't even know what chess is. 860 00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:43,520 I'm so happy. 861 00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:44,520 I didn't play board games back in the day, man. 862 00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:45,520 So fucking happy. 863 00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:46,520 I'm just learning how to play Uno, man. 864 00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:47,520 I don't know. 865 00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:48,520 All right. 866 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:49,520 Colors and numbers, guys. 867 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:50,520 So we got one, one, one and zero. 868 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:51,520 We got four more. 869 00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:52,520 It's all right. 870 00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:53,520 We have time to redeem ourselves, Brandon. 871 00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:54,520 All right. 872 00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:55,520 Question number two. 873 00:28:55,520 --> 00:29:02,520 This category is the Supreme's Court, like the Supremes, like the black singing group. 874 00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:03,520 We know. 875 00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:04,520 Wow. 876 00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:05,520 I did. 877 00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:06,520 I loved the Supremes. 878 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:12,520 Ketanji Anika Brown Jackson was nominated to the Supreme Court by President Joe Biden 879 00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:17,520 on February 25th, 2022 and confirmed by the U.S. Senate and sworn into office that same 880 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:18,520 year. 881 00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:19,520 So that's a good question. 882 00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:26,520 Who was the only president to serve on the Supreme Court after leaving office? 883 00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:29,520 I don't know that. 884 00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:32,520 Oh, no. 885 00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:36,520 I wish it was Obama, but I'll spoil it. 886 00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:37,520 It's not Obama. 887 00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:38,520 Can we have a hint? 888 00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:39,520 No. 889 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:40,520 No hints? 890 00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:41,520 Yeah, no hints. 891 00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:42,520 That's funner. 892 00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:43,520 OK. 893 00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:44,520 Say the question one more time. 894 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:45,520 I think I might. 895 00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:50,520 I'll say the question part. 896 00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:57,520 Who was the only president to serve on the Supreme Court after leaving office? 897 00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:59,520 He's the only one that's going to know it. 898 00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:01,520 I think I might know it, but I'm probably wrong. 899 00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:02,520 Let's wait until Brandon's done. 900 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:03,520 Wait, hold up. 901 00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:04,520 I'm not done yet. 902 00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:05,520 Brandon, you only get five seconds. 903 00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:06,520 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 904 00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:07,520 OK, OK. 905 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:08,520 I got it. 906 00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:09,520 I got it. 907 00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:10,520 I'm wrong. 908 00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:11,520 Are you left-handed, too? 909 00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:12,520 Yes, I am. 910 00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:13,520 Oh, that's awesome. 911 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:16,520 I'm left-handed. 912 00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:17,520 They used to kill y'all, though. 913 00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:18,520 I got it. 914 00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:19,520 Guess what? 915 00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:20,520 They're dead. 916 00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:23,520 So fuck all the people that get it. 917 00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:24,520 No fucks. 918 00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:26,520 I seriously have five dollars that it's not a president. 919 00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:28,520 It's not a president. 920 00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:30,520 All right, Nikki, who do you got? 921 00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:31,520 Taft. 922 00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:32,520 Goddamn. 923 00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:33,520 Is that right? 924 00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:34,520 You're correct. 925 00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:35,520 Shut up. 926 00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:36,520 Get the fuck out of here. 927 00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:37,520 Is that what I said? 928 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:38,520 It's Taft's big ass. 929 00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:39,520 William Howard Taft. 930 00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:40,520 Yep. 931 00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:41,520 I just named the old president. 932 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:42,520 Truman. 933 00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:43,520 I'm bread in the tub. 934 00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:44,520 What'd you say? 935 00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:45,520 Oh, me? 936 00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:46,520 Yeah. 937 00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:47,520 Oh, I got Bill Clinton. 938 00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:48,520 He's currently. 939 00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:49,520 He's still alive. 940 00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:50,520 That means he would currently be on it. 941 00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:51,520 Yeah, I was like, because I was going to be like, is he dead or alive? 942 00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:52,520 I don't know. 943 00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:53,520 You said dead. 944 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:54,520 He's alive. 945 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:55,520 Bill Clinton is alive. 946 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:56,520 Oh, Bill is alive. 947 00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:57,520 I know. 948 00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:58,520 Didn't you talk to him on the phone? 949 00:30:58,520 --> 00:30:59,520 Cut that out. 950 00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:00,520 Cut that out. 951 00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:01,520 Cut that out. 952 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:02,520 I'm not in any way related to that. 953 00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:03,520 Cut that out. 954 00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:04,520 He's in the Clinton crime family. 955 00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:05,520 Cut that out. 956 00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:06,520 I'm not in any way related to that. 957 00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:07,520 Cut that out. 958 00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:08,520 I'm not in any way related to that. 959 00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:13,520 Cut that out. 960 00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:14,520 That was Scrappy Doo right there. 961 00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:15,520 My bad. 962 00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:16,520 I got excited. 963 00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:17,520 You had to throw me right back under the bus. 964 00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:18,520 I played the saxophone. 965 00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:19,520 I played the saxophone. 966 00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:20,520 Random story. 967 00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:30,240 One of my best friends from high school lives in New York, and she was at the New York Marathon, 968 00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:32,720 and Hillary Clinton was like there. 969 00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:34,520 She was like five feet away from Hillary Clinton. 970 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:35,520 That was six again. 971 00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:36,520 Because Chelsea was running the marathon. 972 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:37,520 Yeah, she sent me a picture. 973 00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:38,520 Yeah. 974 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:41,520 Hillary had sunglasses on and a hat, but it was clearly Hillary Clinton. 975 00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:42,520 Wow. 976 00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:43,520 Because Chelsea runs the marathon. 977 00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:44,520 That was like that. 978 00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:48,400 Hillary should have been our first female president. 979 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:49,400 I agree. 980 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:50,400 I'll tell you why. 981 00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,440 It's because she would have murdered women and children. 982 00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,560 That's what you need in the highest office. 983 00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:57,880 If you're not willing to murder women and children for the greater good, I don't want 984 00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:58,880 you in. 985 00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:00,840 I don't think Trump would do it. 986 00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:01,840 I don't think he would either. 987 00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:03,960 I don't think he would murder women and children. 988 00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:04,960 Oh my gosh. 989 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,520 I don't think he would. 990 00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:08,960 That's why we should have had Hillary. 991 00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:09,960 Damn. 992 00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:10,960 What's your favorite politicians? 993 00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:11,960 Let's finish this quiz. 994 00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:12,960 Mine is Kane, man. 995 00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:17,720 He used to do that choke slam and shit. 996 00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:20,720 You know, Kane is the mayor of Knoxville. 997 00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:23,720 That was the right answer. 998 00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:26,720 I'm a wrestling fan, man. 999 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:31,080 All right, all right, Alex. 1000 00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:33,720 Question number three. 1001 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:37,600 Question number three. 1002 00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:40,240 It's Whitey on the moon. 1003 00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:41,480 Whitey on the moon. 1004 00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:45,800 A rat doesn't bit my sister now, but Whitey's on the moon. 1005 00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:48,040 Name the final phase of the moon. 1006 00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:49,040 Final phase of the moon? 1007 00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:50,040 Final phase of the moon. 1008 00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:51,040 Like, is it a number or? 1009 00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:52,040 The planet? 1010 00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:53,040 Yes, yes. 1011 00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:54,040 You know, like it's phases. 1012 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:55,040 Like it's in its different shapes. 1013 00:32:55,040 --> 00:33:00,280 I know some of the phases, but I don't know what the final is. 1014 00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:01,280 Final phase. 1015 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:03,280 I'm going to go with this. 1016 00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:04,280 Fuck. 1017 00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:05,280 All right. 1018 00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:08,280 Where's Mike says, interject, ask Mike GPT. 1019 00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:09,280 I'm done. 1020 00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:10,280 Is it five? 1021 00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:11,280 I'm just going to tell you, I said eight. 1022 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:12,280 I'm thinking about Frieza, man. 1023 00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:13,280 Didn't Frieza have like five forms? 1024 00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:14,280 So I'm just guessing like that because, you know. 1025 00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:15,280 That's the way you should think. 1026 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:16,280 Thank you, man, because I don't know nothing about this moon. 1027 00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:17,280 I put waning. 1028 00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:18,280 Waning? 1029 00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:19,280 There's waxing, like, on the moon. 1030 00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:20,280 Waning. 1031 00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:21,280 Waning. 1032 00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:22,280 Waning. 1033 00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:23,280 Waning. 1034 00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:24,280 Waning. 1035 00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:25,280 Waning. 1036 00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:26,280 Waning. 1037 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:27,280 Waning. 1038 00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:28,280 Waning. 1039 00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:29,280 Waning. 1040 00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:30,280 Waning. 1041 00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:31,280 Waning. 1042 00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:32,280 Waning. 1043 00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:33,280 Waning. 1044 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:34,280 There's waxing, waning. 1045 00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:35,280 You're about half right. 1046 00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:36,280 What you got? 1047 00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:37,280 I put the waning gibbous. 1048 00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:38,280 Gibbous. 1049 00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:39,280 Close. 1050 00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:40,280 It's close. 1051 00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:41,280 Damn it. 1052 00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,280 But no, is it cigar or no cigar? 1053 00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:44,280 Gibbons. 1054 00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:45,280 Waning gibbons. 1055 00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:46,280 No, the last phase is the waning crescent. 1056 00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:47,280 So you're wrong. 1057 00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:48,280 So everybody got that one wrong. 1058 00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:49,280 Everybody got that one wrong. 1059 00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:52,280 So eight and whatever you said is the same amount of wrong. 1060 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:53,280 Yep. 1061 00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:56,280 No, it's not the same amount of wrong. 1062 00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:57,280 We were both half right. 1063 00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:58,280 I don't know what's wrong with that. 1064 00:33:58,280 --> 00:33:59,280 We all were technically. 1065 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:00,280 Hey, we got quiz boys short and there, dude. 1066 00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:01,280 She fucking got it wrong. 1067 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:04,280 She fucking knows what she's talking about, all right? 1068 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:05,280 You put eight. 1069 00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:06,280 Okay, dude. 1070 00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:09,280 The question was not how many hot dogs have you eaten today, man. 1071 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,280 The question was about the moon, dude. 1072 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:12,280 First of all, I'm on a zippy. 1073 00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:13,280 You know I can't eat that much. 1074 00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:16,280 Hey, we were all close, isn't that right? 1075 00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:17,280 Yep. 1076 00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:18,280 We were all very close. 1077 00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:19,280 We were all the same amount of wrong, pretty much. 1078 00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:20,280 I feel like we were all equal. 1079 00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:21,280 Whatever you said. 1080 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:22,280 Thank you. 1081 00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:25,280 If you lose a game, it doesn't matter if you lose by one or a hundred, you lost. 1082 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:26,280 Thank you. 1083 00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:27,280 We all lost. 1084 00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:28,280 You just try to make yourself feel better. 1085 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:29,280 Put the number. 1086 00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:30,280 Go watch Rocky. 1087 00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:31,280 It doesn't matter how hard you get hit. 1088 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:34,280 It's about how hard you get back up. 1089 00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,280 It's about how hard you are. 1090 00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:37,280 What's number four? 1091 00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:40,280 What's number four? 1092 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:41,280 All right. 1093 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:44,280 Question number four, the category is Ebony Phonics. 1094 00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:45,280 Okay. 1095 00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:48,280 MLK, Malcolm X. 1096 00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:50,280 The beginning is of these questions, no matter. 1097 00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:55,280 This group of conspiracy theorists believe that there is a secret cabal of child predators 1098 00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:58,280 in power and Trump is the only one who can stop them. 1099 00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:00,280 What letter is associated with them? 1100 00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:01,280 I got it. 1101 00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:02,280 Oh, I don't know that. 1102 00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:03,280 I know this for sure. 1103 00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:04,280 Yep. 1104 00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:05,280 I know you're in it. 1105 00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:06,280 I don't know. 1106 00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:07,280 I got to guess. 1107 00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:08,280 Is it Q and 9? 1108 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:09,280 You can't say. 1109 00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:10,280 What are you doing? 1110 00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:11,280 You're the quiz master. 1111 00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:12,280 Wow. 1112 00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:13,280 I'm sorry. 1113 00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:14,280 That would have been a disqualification and a knowledge. 1114 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:15,280 Yeah. 1115 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:16,280 Oh, my bad. 1116 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:17,280 You have lost the point. 1117 00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:18,280 I'm sorry. 1118 00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:19,280 I'm sorry. 1119 00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:20,280 Am I right? 1120 00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:21,280 You already got yours? 1121 00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:22,280 Brayden, what did you say? 1122 00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:23,280 Now, this is a combination of the two. 1123 00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:28,280 Can I have a thing where I say or? 1124 00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:29,280 Yes. 1125 00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:35,280 I said, see the current Manson family or the flat Earthers. 1126 00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:38,280 See the one of those. 1127 00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:39,280 Yes. 1128 00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:40,280 Those are correct. 1129 00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:41,280 You got two points. 1130 00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:42,280 I think I got it correct. 1131 00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:43,280 That's a Q. 1132 00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:44,280 Said Q. 1133 00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:45,280 It is Q. 1134 00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:46,280 Oh, it's Q. 1135 00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:47,280 You were right. 1136 00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:48,280 I got that from Jonathan's joke. 1137 00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:49,280 Oh, yeah. 1138 00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:50,280 Q and 9 said that would work. 1139 00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:51,280 Yeah, yeah. 1140 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:52,280 But you didn't get it right. 1141 00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:53,280 Shout out to Jonathan. 1142 00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:54,280 I don't remember the points anymore. 1143 00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:55,280 I know mine. 1144 00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:56,280 All right. 1145 00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:59,280 I'm going to put myself at half a point for the move question. 1146 00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:00,280 This is the final question. 1147 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:01,280 Fifth and final. 1148 00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:02,280 All right. 1149 00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:03,280 Question number five. 1150 00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:04,280 When pigs fry. 1151 00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:05,280 I know this. 1152 00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:12,280 In 1903, an animal named Topsy was killed by electrocution at a Coney Island amusement 1153 00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:15,280 park to demonstrate the shocking power of electricity. 1154 00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:16,280 Oh, I know this one. 1155 00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,280 What animal was Topsy? 1156 00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:19,280 I know. 1157 00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:20,280 You do? 1158 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:21,280 Yeah. 1159 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:22,280 Wait, did you say what animal? 1160 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:23,280 I said one animal is Topsy. 1161 00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:24,280 Oh, I got you, man. 1162 00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:25,280 I got you. 1163 00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:26,280 And then hold until everyone's done. 1164 00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:27,280 Yeah. 1165 00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:28,280 I know this one. 1166 00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:29,280 I don't. 1167 00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:30,280 I saw a picture of it. 1168 00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:31,280 I'll just say mine. 1169 00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:32,280 Everybody done? 1170 00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:33,280 Yeah. 1171 00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:34,280 Monkey. 1172 00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:35,280 Is that not? 1173 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:36,280 Wrong. 1174 00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:37,280 That's wrong. 1175 00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:38,280 Damn. 1176 00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:39,280 Elephant. 1177 00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:40,280 I just figured it'd be a monkey. 1178 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:41,280 Elephant is correct. 1179 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:42,280 Oh. 1180 00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:43,280 Mm-hmm. 1181 00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,280 Thomas Edison in 1903 shocked an elephant to death. 1182 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:46,280 Oh, yeah. 1183 00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:47,280 He was a monster. 1184 00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:48,280 Fuck that. 1185 00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:49,280 You know Birth of a Nation was a favorite movie? 1186 00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:51,280 Oh, God. 1187 00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:52,280 Yeah, fuck him. 1188 00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:53,280 I wouldn't kick his ass. 1189 00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:54,280 I don't know him on K-Day. 1190 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:55,280 Nah, man. 1191 00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:56,280 Fuck Thomas Edison. 1192 00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:57,280 I said Lithuanian. 1193 00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:58,280 That's not... 1194 00:36:58,280 --> 00:36:59,280 What the hell? 1195 00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:00,280 My bad, guys. 1196 00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:01,280 I think I misunderstood you. 1197 00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:02,280 That's good shit. 1198 00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:03,280 Guess what? 1199 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:04,280 I said elephant, too. 1200 00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:05,280 I've seen the picture. 1201 00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:06,280 Hell, yeah. 1202 00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:07,280 I remember. 1203 00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:08,280 I literally studied this. 1204 00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:10,280 I bet if we looked closely, you were there, dude. 1205 00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:11,280 Man, shit. 1206 00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:12,280 Yes. 1207 00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:13,280 I felt so bad. 1208 00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:14,280 I was a kid, man. 1209 00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:15,280 That's fucked up. 1210 00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:16,280 I got emotion almost, God. 1211 00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:17,280 I love animals. 1212 00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:19,280 So how many points did you guys get? 1213 00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:20,280 Four and a half. 1214 00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:21,280 What? 1215 00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:22,280 I gave myself a half point for waning. 1216 00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:23,280 You got four. 1217 00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:24,280 Four and a half. 1218 00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:25,280 You did not get four and a half. 1219 00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:26,280 It's impossible. 1220 00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:27,280 You got Grandmaster. 1221 00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:28,280 Who says it's impossible? 1222 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:29,280 You got Truman. 1223 00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:30,280 It was Taff. 1224 00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:31,280 And you got three. 1225 00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:32,280 You got three. 1226 00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:33,280 No. 1227 00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:34,280 You missed Q&A because you got disqualified. 1228 00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:35,280 Don't even try that. 1229 00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:36,280 What? 1230 00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:37,280 You were disqualified. 1231 00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:38,280 It doesn't matter. 1232 00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:39,280 Okay, so three and a half. 1233 00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:40,280 You said the right answer, and then Brandon still got it wrong. 1234 00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:41,280 Which is amazing. 1235 00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:42,280 My God. 1236 00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:43,280 I'm so sorry. 1237 00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:44,280 I'm so sorry. 1238 00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:45,280 I'm so sorry. 1239 00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:50,280 It doesn't matter because he still got it wrong. 1240 00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:51,280 That's not the point. 1241 00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,280 When I said it earlier, you didn't help him. 1242 00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:54,280 No, I didn't. 1243 00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:55,280 Nothing will. 1244 00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:56,280 Damn, man. 1245 00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:57,280 Not like that. 1246 00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:58,280 Not like that. 1247 00:37:58,280 --> 00:37:59,280 I'm telling you, you have very strong ideas. 1248 00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:00,280 I'm trying, man. 1249 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:01,280 I'm trying to clean it up. 1250 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:02,280 So I got three and a half. 1251 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,280 I got one. 1252 00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:04,280 You got three. 1253 00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:05,280 You got one? 1254 00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:06,280 Yeah, I got one. 1255 00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:07,280 Oh, okay. 1256 00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:08,280 I got three. 1257 00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:09,280 I got three. 1258 00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:10,280 I got three. 1259 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:11,280 I got three. 1260 00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:12,280 I got three. 1261 00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:13,280 I got three. 1262 00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:14,280 I got three. 1263 00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:15,280 I got one. 1264 00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:16,280 Oh, I got two. 1265 00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:17,280 Oh. 1266 00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:19,920 I got the Grandmaster, William Howard Taft, and then QAnon. 1267 00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:21,280 I got half of three. 1268 00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,520 No, you got... There's no fucking hats. 1269 00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:28,280 And I would like to see the data on if Thomas Edison electrocuted a Lithuanian person. 1270 00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:30,880 Because I hear it to you, it might have happened. 1271 00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:31,880 Dude, he probably did. 1272 00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:34,760 Menlo Park was a wild place. 1273 00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:37,720 You know, he stole that light bulb shit too from what's his name? 1274 00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:38,720 Tesla? 1275 00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:39,720 Tesla. 1276 00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:40,720 Yeah, man. 1277 00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:41,720 From Elon Musk. 1278 00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:42,720 The light bulb shit. 1279 00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:43,720 Yeah, man. 1280 00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:44,720 Yeah, Tesla. 1281 00:38:44,720 --> 00:38:45,720 Thank you, Tesla. 1282 00:38:45,720 --> 00:38:46,720 But not Edison. 1283 00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:47,720 Fuck Edison, man. 1284 00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:48,720 Not on this out, not in here. 1285 00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:49,720 I would, man. 1286 00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:50,720 I would hit him with a Model T, bro. 1287 00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:51,720 What's... Yeah. 1288 00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:52,720 Model T. You're thinking about it. 1289 00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:53,720 Henry Ford. 1290 00:38:53,720 --> 00:38:54,720 Because his Tesla is the... You're going to use Henry Ford's invention. 1291 00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:55,720 Yes, I would. 1292 00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:56,720 I would use his best friend's invention. 1293 00:38:56,720 --> 00:38:57,720 Henry. 1294 00:38:57,720 --> 00:38:58,720 Meet him at the picnic. 1295 00:38:58,720 --> 00:38:59,720 Henry Ford was a way better person than me. 1296 00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:00,720 Nah, man. 1297 00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:01,720 Nah, he wouldn't... Nah, man. 1298 00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:02,720 I heard Henry Ford also stole people's ideas. 1299 00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:03,720 Yes, he did. 1300 00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:04,720 Yes, he did. 1301 00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:05,720 They all did. 1302 00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:06,720 That's how the best things get made. 1303 00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:07,720 Like, Elon Musk, he's like, I'm going to do this. 1304 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:14,720 He doesn't... He didn't invent rockets. 1305 00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:15,720 Yeah. 1306 00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:18,720 No, he didn't. 1307 00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:21,360 Who invented rockets? 1308 00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,720 He also literally stole the name Tesla. 1309 00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:25,720 Who do you think invented rockets? 1310 00:39:25,720 --> 00:39:26,720 And then you're going to look it up. 1311 00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:27,720 Von Braun. 1312 00:39:27,720 --> 00:39:28,720 Von Braun? 1313 00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:29,720 Look at that. 1314 00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:30,720 Let's see. 1315 00:39:30,720 --> 00:39:31,720 What do y'all think? 1316 00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:35,640 Who invented... I mean, it really depends on what they consider to be rockets. 1317 00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:36,640 I say it's somebody Russian. 1318 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:37,640 Look at the Chinese. 1319 00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:38,640 They're going to say... I think they're going to be like... 1320 00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:39,640 Goddard. 1321 00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:40,640 The fuck is that? 1322 00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:41,640 Okay. 1323 00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:42,640 It's Robert H. Goddard. 1324 00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:43,640 Wait, Goddard. 1325 00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:44,640 That's the dog from Jimmy Neutron. 1326 00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:45,640 That's a satellite too. 1327 00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:46,640 Oh, really? 1328 00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:48,640 It is a dog from... Yeah. 1329 00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:49,640 They probably named it after him. 1330 00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:50,640 Yeah, they named the dog after the satellite. 1331 00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:51,640 Oh, wow. 1332 00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:52,640 It's about a guy that's a genius. 1333 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:53,640 Goddard, bro. 1334 00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:54,640 Damn, man. 1335 00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:55,640 Come on. 1336 00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:56,640 Did you watch Jimmy Neutron? 1337 00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:57,640 I did. 1338 00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:58,640 I grew up with that. 1339 00:39:58,640 --> 00:39:59,640 Yes. 1340 00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:00,640 That's my childhood. 1341 00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:01,640 Jimmy Neutron. 1342 00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:02,640 Never seen him. 1343 00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:03,640 That was me. 1344 00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:04,640 Who was Jimmy Neutron? 1345 00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:05,640 Don was like, sheen. 1346 00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:10,720 It was about a kid genius with a really big head, and he had a dog named Goddard. 1347 00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:11,720 Sound like me. 1348 00:40:11,720 --> 00:40:14,840 I had that call somebody... Don reminds me of Sheen from Jimmy Neutron. 1349 00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:15,840 I'll show you. 1350 00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:16,840 I know. 1351 00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:17,840 I never watched this. 1352 00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:18,840 That's Sheen, the Hispanic guy in the blue shirt. 1353 00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:19,840 I didn't know he was Hispanic. 1354 00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:20,840 I didn't know he was Hispanic until now. 1355 00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:21,840 So his accent... He's Sheen Estevez. 1356 00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:22,840 I didn't know that until this very moment. 1357 00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:23,840 That's also Charlie Sheen in him real name. 1358 00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:24,840 Really? 1359 00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:25,840 Martin Sheen. 1360 00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:26,840 Yeah. 1361 00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:27,840 He's a real name. 1362 00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:28,840 He's a real name. 1363 00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:29,840 He's a real name. 1364 00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:30,840 He's a real name. 1365 00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:31,840 He's a real name. 1366 00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:32,840 He's a real name. 1367 00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:33,840 He's a real name. 1368 00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:35,840 Really? 1369 00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:37,840 Martin Sheen, the Estevez. 1370 00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:39,840 But they changed it because they wanted to be more... 1371 00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:40,840 He's Hispanic? 1372 00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:41,840 Yeah. 1373 00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:42,840 Who? 1374 00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:43,840 They're not pure. 1375 00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:44,840 They're not pure. 1376 00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:45,840 They're not pure. 1377 00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:46,840 It's a coke problem. 1378 00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:47,840 Oh, yeah. 1379 00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:48,840 And the gay stuff. 1380 00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:49,840 Oh, the gay stuff. 1381 00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:50,840 What type of gay stuff, man? 1382 00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:51,840 What? 1383 00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:52,840 I was just trying to learn, brother. 1384 00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:53,840 What are we doing? 1385 00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:54,840 What are you doing? 1386 00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:55,840 What are you trying to learn? 1387 00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:56,840 What are you trying to learn? 1388 00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:57,840 Did not care at all about any of the questions. 1389 00:40:57,840 --> 00:40:58,840 I didn't know. 1390 00:40:58,840 --> 00:40:59,840 He didn't care. 1391 00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:00,840 What? 1392 00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:01,840 I was just trying to know. 1393 00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:04,840 I know William Howard Tavs on the screen. 1394 00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:05,840 Gay. 1395 00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:06,840 Gay. 1396 00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:09,840 Let me put the joke on. 1397 00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:12,840 Oh, my bad. 1398 00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:13,840 Hold on. 1399 00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:14,840 That was applause. 1400 00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:15,840 A little laughter. 1401 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:16,840 The joke. 1402 00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:17,840 Yes, is this a joke? 1403 00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:18,840 Yeah. 1404 00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:19,840 What's the joke, though? 1405 00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:20,840 I don't even know, man. 1406 00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:26,840 But you just want to know more about... Who do you want to know more about? 1407 00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:27,840 Just let us know. 1408 00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:28,840 Charlie Sheen, right? 1409 00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:32,840 I didn't know that... I mean, I heard that he get... This is new knowledge to me. 1410 00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:33,840 I didn't know he did gay stuff. 1411 00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:36,840 I mean, two and a half men, no women. 1412 00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:38,840 That's why it's called two and a half men. 1413 00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:39,840 Wasn't that like Drake and Josh, though? 1414 00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:44,840 Because he was the one getting the women, and then the other guy was just at the house? 1415 00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:46,840 I don't watch two and a half men. 1416 00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:51,840 See, I would watch my dad watch it, and I would just look at it from a distance. 1417 00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:52,840 I never sat... 1418 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:53,840 Well, you can also watch it if he's watching. 1419 00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:56,840 I can watch it now, but back then... 1420 00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:58,840 You talking about your dad was watching Drake and Josh? 1421 00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:00,840 No, not Drake and Josh, two and a half men. 1422 00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:01,840 I always feel like... 1423 00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:02,840 Don't be ridiculous. 1424 00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:05,840 No, I was watching Drake and Josh. 1425 00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:06,840 That was my shit. 1426 00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:07,840 Okay. 1427 00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:09,840 He was watching that from a distance. 1428 00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:10,840 Oh my gosh. 1429 00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:11,840 Everything. 1430 00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:14,840 They had good views in there, huh? 1431 00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:15,840 Where? 1432 00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:16,840 In two and a half men. 1433 00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:17,840 Yes. 1434 00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:18,840 Yeah? 1435 00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:19,840 I know what you're talking about. 1436 00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:20,840 As long as I was a kid, I was very happy to sneak up and watch. 1437 00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:22,840 I would sneak and watch that, and Grey was mad at me. 1438 00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:26,840 A lot of attractive women scandal-y clapped. 1439 00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:27,840 You said who? 1440 00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:29,840 I said the brain that sing the theme song. 1441 00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:30,840 Theme song? 1442 00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:31,840 What? 1443 00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:32,840 Men, men, men. 1444 00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:33,840 Don't do that. 1445 00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:34,840 Okay. 1446 00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:35,840 Can you sing, Nikki? 1447 00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:36,840 I hate that song. 1448 00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:37,840 We will use that audio for... 1449 00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:38,840 I can hold it soon. 1450 00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:39,840 All right. 1451 00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:42,840 What's your favorite song that we're all about to harmonize? 1452 00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:43,840 We're all going to sing for you. 1453 00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:45,840 I don't know if I have a favorite song. 1454 00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:46,840 What song do you know? 1455 00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:47,840 Don't put me on the spot. 1456 00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:48,840 I don't know. 1457 00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:49,840 You did Purple Rain. 1458 00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:50,840 I did do Purple Rain. 1459 00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:52,840 I did do Purple Rain. 1460 00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:53,840 I was just looking at that two days. 1461 00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:54,840 Purple Rain? 1462 00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:55,840 Sing that in use. 1463 00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:56,840 Let me put the lyrics up. 1464 00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:58,840 Okay, you can put the lyrics up, but you can't put the sound. 1465 00:42:58,840 --> 00:42:59,840 Oh, no. 1466 00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:00,840 We'll have to harmonize the sound. 1467 00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:01,840 I know you have no idea. 1468 00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:02,840 I'll do that. 1469 00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:03,840 Y'all want to hum it? 1470 00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:04,840 Y'all want to hum I'll sing? 1471 00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:05,840 Yeah, yeah. 1472 00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:06,840 Okay, hold on. 1473 00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:07,840 All right, all right. 1474 00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:08,840 No, no, no. 1475 00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:09,840 Nikki's going to sing. 1476 00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:10,840 Oh, shit. 1477 00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:11,840 Hell yeah. 1478 00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:12,840 I got you. 1479 00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:13,840 We'll hum. 1480 00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:14,840 We're the background singers. 1481 00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:15,840 Okay. 1482 00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:16,840 Come on, Nikki. 1483 00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:17,840 I believe in you. 1484 00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:18,840 All right, let's go. 1485 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:23,840 Go ahead. 1486 00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:24,840 You got it. 1487 00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:25,840 You got it. 1488 00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:26,840 Go ahead, go ahead. 1489 00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:29,840 I never meant to cause you any sorrow. 1490 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:36,840 I never meant to cause you any pain. 1491 00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:39,840 All I wanted one time was what? 1492 00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:41,840 To see you laughing. 1493 00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:42,840 Yeah. 1494 00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:50,840 Laughing in the purple rain, purple rain, purple rain. 1495 00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:55,840 Purple rain, purple rain. 1496 00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:59,840 Come on, do that. 1497 00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:07,840 I only want to see you bathing in the purple rain. 1498 00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:12,840 We can't love. 1499 00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:16,840 You committed to that a lot more than any of us would have. 1500 00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:17,840 Yeah. 1501 00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:19,840 Y'all asked me to do it so I'm going to do it. 1502 00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:20,840 Play the applause, man. 1503 00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:21,840 Here we go. 1504 00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:24,840 I know you can't hear it, but when you watch it back you'll hear applause. 1505 00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:26,840 We got to have a karaoke session one day. 1506 00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:27,840 I'm nervous to watch this back. 1507 00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:28,840 I don't know. 1508 00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:31,840 Oh, no, this has been good. 1509 00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:32,840 Huh? 1510 00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:44,840 So we were talking about what's your favorite talk show, old talk show, like Jenny Jones, 1511 00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:50,840 Ricki Lay, Maury, and we all know somebody that's been on one of these shows. 1512 00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:51,840 Yes. 1513 00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:52,840 Who do you know? 1514 00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:55,840 I had a classmate who was on Snapped. 1515 00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:56,840 Snapped? 1516 00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:57,840 Snapped, yeah. 1517 00:44:57,840 --> 00:44:59,840 I think it was on Oxygen. 1518 00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:02,840 Yeah, I know. 1519 00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:04,840 The women kill the men. 1520 00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:05,840 Yeah. 1521 00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:12,840 So one of my classmates from middle school, his mom killed her boyfriend. 1522 00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:14,840 Yeah. 1523 00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:17,840 And he got arrested as an accessory. 1524 00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:18,840 The kid? 1525 00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:20,840 Yeah, we were in like eighth grade. 1526 00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:21,840 Oh, shit. 1527 00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:25,840 He got arrested as an accessory. 1528 00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:33,840 And later on as an adult, I saw the episode and I was like, oh my god, I know them. 1529 00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:41,840 And they told the whole story about how she killed the man and put him in her trunk. 1530 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:44,840 She must have been a happy woman. 1531 00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:46,840 They interviewed my classmate. 1532 00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:48,840 Or she had help. 1533 00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:51,840 They interviewed my classmate. 1534 00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:54,840 He was on the screen being interviewed about it. 1535 00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:55,840 I know him. 1536 00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:57,840 We were in eighth grade math class together. 1537 00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:58,840 Damn, that's crazy. 1538 00:45:58,840 --> 00:45:59,840 Yeah. 1539 00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:02,840 What were the word problems in the math class? 1540 00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:09,840 If you need to carry 179 pounds, 40 yards. 1541 00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:15,840 So he didn't do the killing, but he was on the show because his mama... 1542 00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:16,840 But he didn't get any time then? 1543 00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:17,840 He was only eight? 1544 00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:18,840 No, he went to jail. 1545 00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:19,840 He did? 1546 00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:20,840 At eight years old? 1547 00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:21,840 No, in eighth grade. 1548 00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:22,840 So like 14. 1549 00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:23,840 Oh, okay. 1550 00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:24,840 But that does kind of suck. 1551 00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:25,840 They put him in a juvenile... 1552 00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:26,840 Exactly, like you're like 14. 1553 00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:27,840 You can help your mama. 1554 00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:28,840 Exactly. 1555 00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:29,840 I can help her right now. 1556 00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:30,840 Me too. 1557 00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:31,840 Me too. 1558 00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:35,840 If she's killing someone else, dude, you're next on the chopping block. 1559 00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:36,840 She's guaranteed. 1560 00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:37,840 You know what I mean? 1561 00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:38,840 If you don't help. 1562 00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:39,840 Exactly. 1563 00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:40,840 You're scared at that point. 1564 00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:41,840 What do you do? 1565 00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:42,840 You're shocked. 1566 00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:43,840 Was there a reasoning behind it? 1567 00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:44,840 I don't know. 1568 00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:50,840 I don't think they ever told the reasoning, but yeah, it was a whole big story. 1569 00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:51,840 How long did she get? 1570 00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:52,840 I don't know. 1571 00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:53,840 I don't know how long he got. 1572 00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:56,960 He went to like a juvenile. 1573 00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:59,080 He probably didn't get that much, but she, the mama. 1574 00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:01,080 Oh yeah, I'm sure she got it. 1575 00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:02,760 I bet she didn't get that much though. 1576 00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:04,680 I bet she did 20. 1577 00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:05,680 Do 20 in your house. 1578 00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:06,680 Seems like a lot. 1579 00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:07,680 20 is a long time. 1580 00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:10,680 20 is a lot, but not for killing someone. 1581 00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:12,680 It's a whole lifetime, man. 1582 00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:13,680 No, it's not. 1583 00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:14,680 It's his lifetime. 1584 00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:15,680 Yeah, I'm 21. 1585 00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:16,680 Huh? 1586 00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:17,680 That's his whole lifetime. 1587 00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:18,680 Oh yeah, that is yours. 1588 00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:24,480 Put it like this, if you kill somebody right now and you got down 20 years, you'll be a 1589 00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:25,480 couple years older than me. 1590 00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:26,480 Oh yeah, I'll be 41. 1591 00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:28,080 Yeah, so it wouldn't even be bad. 1592 00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:29,080 No. 1593 00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:30,960 You can go out there, you can have another life. 1594 00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:33,560 And then while you're in there, you'll be the big dude in fucking campus because you're 1595 00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:37,560 Brandon Willis, beat the shit out of people, get all kinds of snacks and shit. 1596 00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:38,560 Guess what? 1597 00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:39,560 Swinging dick. 1598 00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:40,560 Yeah. 1599 00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:41,560 Nobody can fuck you. 1600 00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:42,560 Oh, was I supposed to say something? 1601 00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:43,560 Well, we were trying to hype you up and say you would be doing the fucking thing. 1602 00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:44,560 Oh yeah, man, yeah. 1603 00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:49,560 Nah, man. 1604 00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:52,560 I feel like I would be like, honestly, we don't have to fuck, man. 1605 00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:53,560 Here's the phone, man. 1606 00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:54,560 Go jump off. 1607 00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:59,560 Oh, so you're already planning on having a phone. 1608 00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:00,560 Yeah. 1609 00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:04,560 Brandon got, he got weights, he got contraband, we can trade. 1610 00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:05,560 Yeah. 1611 00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:06,560 Yeah, he's willing and dealing. 1612 00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:08,560 We don't have to worry about the fucking in the sense. 1613 00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:09,560 Yeah, as long as he don't fuck me, that's all right, man. 1614 00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:11,560 What's gang shit, what's gang shit you throw up? 1615 00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:12,560 Nothing. 1616 00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:13,560 Brandon Willis' gang. 1617 00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:14,560 How you doing? 1618 00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:15,560 What's your sign? 1619 00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:16,560 Thumbs up. 1620 00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:17,560 That's all I do. 1621 00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:18,560 I don't do nothing, man. 1622 00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:19,560 Two dicks. 1623 00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:20,560 I stay away from that. 1624 00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:21,560 I'm good, man. 1625 00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:22,560 Oh my God. 1626 00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:23,560 I love the subplot of this podcast that Brandon is extremely homophobic. 1627 00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:24,560 Oh no. 1628 00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:25,560 Look at. 1629 00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:26,560 Not at all. 1630 00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:27,560 No, you not. 1631 00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:28,560 Never. 1632 00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:29,560 Because it's good. 1633 00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:30,560 Yes, it is good. 1634 00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:31,560 It's that look of contempt in your eyes. 1635 00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:32,560 Dude, I respect it. 1636 00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:33,560 That's good. 1637 00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:34,560 I mean, I respect it. 1638 00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:35,560 I respect it. 1639 00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:36,560 I respect it. 1640 00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:37,560 I respect it. 1641 00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:38,560 I respect it. 1642 00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:39,560 I respect it. 1643 00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:40,560 I respect it. 1644 00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:41,560 I respect it. 1645 00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:42,560 I respect it. 1646 00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:43,560 I respect it. 1647 00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:44,560 That's good. 1648 00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:45,560 Furry's good. 1649 00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:46,560 Everybody's good. 1650 00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:47,560 No. 1651 00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:48,560 Stop throwing that one in there. 1652 00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:50,120 It's okay for them to do it. 1653 00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:52,720 It's not okay for you just to wear your kink outfit everywhere. 1654 00:48:52,720 --> 00:48:55,080 I don't give a fuck if you identify as a cat. 1655 00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:56,080 I will hit. 1656 00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:58,000 That was very strong like you were real. 1657 00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:59,000 I know, right? 1658 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:00,000 Like the freeze. 1659 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,000 Yeah. 1660 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:04,200 Because it just because if I like to get fucking tied up, they might bring in my handcuffs 1661 00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:06,000 everywhere and be like, oh. 1662 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:09,480 Dom's not bringing a white lady around calling him the N word everywhere. 1663 00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:10,480 Yeah. 1664 00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:11,480 I mean, I wouldn't be. 1665 00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:12,480 But no. 1666 00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:13,480 But exactly. 1667 00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:16,880 You don't do that in public. 1668 00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:17,880 That's your thing. 1669 00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:19,640 That's your sexual thing. 1670 00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:24,080 So sex, I think, I don't think your sexual thing should be out like whatever you're like 1671 00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:25,080 promoting it. 1672 00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:26,080 That makes sense. 1673 00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:27,080 Now, not the way of life. 1674 00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:29,080 You know, if you're gay, you're just with your husband. 1675 00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:31,160 That's different because you're just a regular person. 1676 00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:32,160 Right. 1677 00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:33,600 But the intimate details of your bedroom. 1678 00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:35,600 But when you're furry, you're lesser. 1679 00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:36,600 What? 1680 00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:37,600 No. 1681 00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:39,840 You're lesser than a person because you're. 1682 00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:44,720 So JJ, you said you did somebody who was on a show. 1683 00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:45,720 They were a furry. 1684 00:49:45,720 --> 00:49:46,720 Which is good. 1685 00:49:46,720 --> 00:49:52,800 But can I say one more thing before we move on to this topic? 1686 00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:57,840 Do you think, OK, so is it acceptable to have a butt plug in public? 1687 00:49:57,840 --> 00:49:58,840 Just don't wear a butt plug. 1688 00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:01,480 If it's a tail and you can see it, I feel like that's off limits. 1689 00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:04,720 But if you're just discreetly going about your day and you got like a little ruby in 1690 00:50:04,720 --> 00:50:05,720 there. 1691 00:50:05,720 --> 00:50:08,000 If it's discreet, nobody cares because nobody can see. 1692 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:11,760 This is the main argument with furries is that they have the butt plug tail in and it's 1693 00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:12,760 kind of strange. 1694 00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:15,760 Yeah, you can't do that out in public. 1695 00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:16,760 Yeah. 1696 00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:18,200 You can go give a little tail. 1697 00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:22,160 Do they cut the pant like a hole around the jeans or they're just bare ass on things? 1698 00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:24,240 I always imagined it was a skirt situation. 1699 00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:25,240 So it's a skirt. 1700 00:50:25,240 --> 00:50:30,720 So you're sitting down on shit with a gaping hole in your in your asshole. 1701 00:50:30,720 --> 00:50:33,640 OK, we can talk about something else. 1702 00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:35,800 So whenever it's plugged, nothing can come out. 1703 00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:36,800 Wow. 1704 00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:38,640 Dude, will that fix anal leakage? 1705 00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:39,640 Yeah. 1706 00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:40,640 Wow. 1707 00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:42,120 So we saw whoever fuck it. 1708 00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:43,120 Solving problems. 1709 00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:46,120 You need to start small and work your way up. 1710 00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:51,120 You said what about a tampon? 1711 00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:56,120 Because you know, Brandon has anal leakage. 1712 00:50:56,120 --> 00:51:01,120 I don't even know what that is. 1713 00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:04,120 What is that? 1714 00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:09,840 It's whatever your anal glands are extra active. 1715 00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:12,720 Because you said you had it. 1716 00:51:12,720 --> 00:51:13,720 No, I don't. 1717 00:51:13,720 --> 00:51:14,720 You have fissures? 1718 00:51:14,720 --> 00:51:15,720 I don't know if fissures. 1719 00:51:15,720 --> 00:51:16,720 Brandon, you were just talking about it last week. 1720 00:51:16,720 --> 00:51:17,720 I didn't get that far in medical school yet, man. 1721 00:51:17,720 --> 00:51:18,720 I didn't get that far yet. 1722 00:51:18,720 --> 00:51:19,720 OK, they'll tell me. 1723 00:51:19,720 --> 00:51:20,720 You think if you're EMT you're going to be fixing people's anal fissures? 1724 00:51:20,720 --> 00:51:21,720 We're telling everybody that. 1725 00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:22,720 Yes. 1726 00:51:22,720 --> 00:51:23,720 Something could happen. 1727 00:51:23,720 --> 00:51:24,720 Somebody could get something. 1728 00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:25,720 I don't know. 1729 00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:26,720 I don't know. 1730 00:51:26,720 --> 00:51:27,720 I don't know. 1731 00:51:27,720 --> 00:51:28,720 I don't know. 1732 00:51:28,720 --> 00:51:29,720 I don't know. 1733 00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:30,720 I don't know. 1734 00:51:30,720 --> 00:51:31,720 I don't know. 1735 00:51:31,720 --> 00:51:32,720 I don't know. 1736 00:51:32,720 --> 00:51:33,720 I don't know. 1737 00:51:33,720 --> 00:51:34,720 I knew somebody that was on Jerry Springer. 1738 00:51:34,720 --> 00:51:35,720 I'm going to have to be the one that. 1739 00:51:35,720 --> 00:51:36,720 Well, you can't. 1740 00:51:36,720 --> 00:51:37,720 You can't. 1741 00:51:37,720 --> 00:51:38,720 You can't pull this off. 1742 00:51:38,720 --> 00:51:39,720 Yeah, so JJ knew somebody who's on Jerry Springer. 1743 00:51:39,720 --> 00:51:40,720 Yeah, tell us about that, JJ. 1744 00:51:40,720 --> 00:51:41,720 I did. 1745 00:51:41,720 --> 00:51:42,720 Please. 1746 00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:43,720 Tell us about it. 1747 00:51:43,720 --> 00:51:50,400 It was a woman who was a stripper who had a boy, I don't know if it was her boyfriend 1748 00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:53,440 or husband or what, male partner. 1749 00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:59,840 She brings home another stripper from where she works at and then they all have a threesome. 1750 00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:07,520 They wake up the next morning and she goes out to cook breakfast and she walks back into 1751 00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:13,880 the bedroom and her man and the other stripper are just having solo sex with each other and 1752 00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:15,920 she felt some type of way about that. 1753 00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:18,040 Then they fist fought on Springer. 1754 00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:20,040 See, is that wrong? 1755 00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:21,040 Yes. 1756 00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:22,040 It's wrong? 1757 00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:23,040 I think it is. 1758 00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:24,040 Is what wrong? 1759 00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:25,040 Which one? 1760 00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:26,040 The fist fighting on Springer or the solo sex? 1761 00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:27,040 No, the fist fight you shouldn't do that. 1762 00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:28,040 Yeah, that's good. 1763 00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:34,840 You brought a girl home for you and your man to experiment with and then you go cook breakfast 1764 00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:37,840 and then he's in there and he's like, well, it's still hard. 1765 00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:40,640 I feel like if you open that door, you've opened that door. 1766 00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:41,640 Yeah, I agree. 1767 00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:42,640 I agree. 1768 00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:43,640 You don't know, guys. 1769 00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:44,640 I agree. 1770 00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:45,640 Really? 1771 00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:46,640 I don't think that's cool. 1772 00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:47,640 No. 1773 00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:48,640 No? 1774 00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:49,640 You didn't, you consented. 1775 00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:50,640 Well, what do you agree with? 1776 00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:51,640 Two of the threesome, you didn't consent for them to just go. 1777 00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:52,640 No, man. 1778 00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:54,760 But you're not, so they're having sex with each other. 1779 00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:56,960 Now your consent has nothing to do with it. 1780 00:52:56,960 --> 00:53:02,560 You've consented just them two to have sex, so you don't have to consent to nothing. 1781 00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:03,960 I'm with Nikki on this one. 1782 00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:04,960 Me too. 1783 00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:05,960 All right, guys. 1784 00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:07,520 So who you with, Brandon? 1785 00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:10,920 See, what I feel like what this is, is like when you have a PlayStation, let's say you 1786 00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:14,280 got to bring a PlayStation in there, you got the boat playing two player, you wake up the 1787 00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:16,480 next morning, your friend started the game without you. 1788 00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:17,920 That's what I feel like it is kind of. 1789 00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:21,920 Well, that'd be like if you went in there and he was jerking off. 1790 00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:27,480 You know, the worst thing I had was when I walked in and a friend had his junk on my 1791 00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:29,480 controller, but other than that, thankfully never happened. 1792 00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:30,480 Did you keep that controller? 1793 00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:31,480 Man, I was mad as hell. 1794 00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:32,480 I was mad as hell. 1795 00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:33,480 Why did he have his junk on your controller? 1796 00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:34,480 I don't know why. 1797 00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:36,480 This dude was very weird and I was very upset. 1798 00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:37,480 Was he waiting for you to come in? 1799 00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:38,480 Yeah, because I'm like, dude, you in my front room. 1800 00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:41,480 What if it wasn't me, it was my mom come out in there, then what? 1801 00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:42,480 It was a white dude? 1802 00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:43,480 Yes, it was. 1803 00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:44,480 Oh, of course. 1804 00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:45,480 It was horrible, man. 1805 00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:46,480 I'm sorry, man. 1806 00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:47,480 Pee on fucking rocks. 1807 00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:48,480 Do you know him? 1808 00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:49,480 No, you don't. 1809 00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:54,240 He was a good guy, man, he wouldn't do that horrible, horrible shit. 1810 00:53:54,240 --> 00:53:57,960 He would just throw rocks at you and call you the N word. 1811 00:53:57,960 --> 00:54:00,960 You watch him, man, what the hell? 1812 00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:02,840 That was like 14 years ago. 1813 00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:04,120 He's a changed man now. 1814 00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:06,080 What can happen in 14 years? 1815 00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:08,080 Oh shit, yes. 1816 00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:09,080 Yes. 1817 00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:10,080 A lot. 1818 00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:14,080 Brandon, did you ever know anybody that was on the reality show? 1819 00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:15,080 Well, no, man. 1820 00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:17,320 I mean, my mom would beat me, but other than that, no. 1821 00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:18,320 I don't know anybody. 1822 00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:19,720 I mean, no. 1823 00:54:19,720 --> 00:54:21,960 Dom, did you ever know anybody? 1824 00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:22,960 What the fuck did he just say? 1825 00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:23,960 Did he just say, fuck, beat me? 1826 00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:24,960 It's not the same thing. 1827 00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:25,960 I thought, yeah, I don't know. 1828 00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:26,960 I don't know anything. 1829 00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:35,960 Yeah, so I did this, I just did it all the way. 1830 00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:43,280 When I did this girl, they went to a different school from K through fifth, and then we all 1831 00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:48,480 went to junior high, and then she beat up this other girl that was in junior high and 1832 00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:55,720 went on Jenny Jones because she was beating her up and she was kicking her down the stairs 1833 00:54:55,720 --> 00:54:57,480 and really fucked the girl up. 1834 00:54:57,480 --> 00:55:02,120 But then they were both in junior high together back again, and then they just had to be there. 1835 00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:10,240 Then we all watched, of course we all watched the episode, and made fun of the one actually 1836 00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:11,240 that got beat up. 1837 00:55:11,240 --> 00:55:12,240 I don't know why. 1838 00:55:12,240 --> 00:55:15,000 And then Dom beat up both of them. 1839 00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:17,000 Oh, damn her. 1840 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,000 But yeah, yeah. 1841 00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:21,000 That was it. 1842 00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,000 This is bullying. 1843 00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:24,000 And you know what? 1844 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:25,800 What do you guys think about bringing bullying back? 1845 00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:27,720 Actually, you're a teacher. 1846 00:55:27,720 --> 00:55:29,080 Should they bring bullying back? 1847 00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:30,080 No. 1848 00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:31,080 No? 1849 00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:32,080 No. 1850 00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:36,480 So the kids now ain't a little bit softer and shit like that? 1851 00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:37,480 We have bullying. 1852 00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:39,480 There is no bring it back. 1853 00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:40,480 It never went away. 1854 00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:42,480 Is it the nerds that are bullying now? 1855 00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:43,480 What? 1856 00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:46,480 I think the nerds are the worst bullies. 1857 00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:48,480 What do they look like? 1858 00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:51,320 No, not the kids. 1859 00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:53,040 Is it physical bullying? 1860 00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:54,360 Oh, yeah. 1861 00:55:54,360 --> 00:56:01,960 So most of what I hear is verbal or just taunting harassment. 1862 00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:03,960 A lot of cyber bullying. 1863 00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:06,160 We didn't have to deal with that at our age. 1864 00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:08,040 But a lot of it is cyber now. 1865 00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:10,640 They get online and start posting stuff. 1866 00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:12,640 I'm talking about real bullies who hit you in the fucking face. 1867 00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:13,640 Oh, yeah. 1868 00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:14,640 I remember those. 1869 00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:16,400 You have to worry about getting on the school bus because you're scared. 1870 00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:18,400 That's what we need back in schools right now. 1871 00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:20,920 And I bet that cyber bullying shit would stop. 1872 00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:21,920 I bet it would stop in school. 1873 00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:27,080 As soon as you, oh, you did this or whatever, and you get the shit smacked out of you. 1874 00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:29,080 Maybe I should shut the fuck up. 1875 00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:32,960 Maybe I shouldn't put this person's business out there on the interwebs. 1876 00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:33,960 Amen. 1877 00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:34,960 Right? 1878 00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:35,960 Amen. 1879 00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:36,960 Because you got bullied. 1880 00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:37,960 Yes, I did. 1881 00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:38,960 I'm a fucking beast now. 1882 00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:39,960 Yeah, he's a beast. 1883 00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:40,960 And I used to bully people. 1884 00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:43,960 You pushed me over the thing I joined wrestling. 1885 00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:44,960 Yep. 1886 00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:45,960 Yep. 1887 00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:47,640 I'm sure it happened. 1888 00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:48,640 Yes, it did. 1889 00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:49,640 Fuck those guys. 1890 00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:51,200 So you're with it now. 1891 00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:55,320 I feel like if you hit somebody now, they're coming back to school with a gun, dude. 1892 00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:56,840 I feel like it's a big escalation. 1893 00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:57,840 Yes, that is possible. 1894 00:56:57,840 --> 00:56:58,840 I don't think there's a lot of middle-frame bigs. 1895 00:56:58,840 --> 00:56:59,840 That is a problem. 1896 00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:00,840 That is a problem. 1897 00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:01,840 Yeah. 1898 00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:02,840 It's very easy to get. 1899 00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:05,560 Very easy to get. 1900 00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:07,200 This is a thing you learn. 1901 00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:08,800 They sit where you can see the door. 1902 00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:09,800 Yes, yes. 1903 00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:10,800 I agree with that. 1904 00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:13,080 My mom used to always tell me, know where the exit is. 1905 00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:14,560 Because you never know. 1906 00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:16,480 Unless you were in the basement of a dark building. 1907 00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:21,520 Oh yeah, you're not getting out of there unless, I mean, you follow your tracks and turn on 1908 00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:22,520 it. 1909 00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:24,680 I mean, when the lights are on, I guess you could look around and be like, okay. 1910 00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:26,320 Why are you in the basement of a dark building? 1911 00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:27,840 Oh man, you should ask her. 1912 00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:28,840 That babysitter, man. 1913 00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:29,840 I don't know why she did that. 1914 00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:30,840 You could ask some more questions. 1915 00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:31,840 She sucks. 1916 00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:32,840 I don't know if I want to. 1917 00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:33,840 Yeah, you do. 1918 00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:34,840 You wouldn't know. 1919 00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:39,840 I wish she would put me in somewhere better, but that's where she wants us to be. 1920 00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:46,440 She could be dead now, and if she's dead, she's in the dark basement for only two in 1921 00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:47,440 hell. 1922 00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:48,440 You know what? 1923 00:57:48,440 --> 00:57:49,440 Yeah. 1924 00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:50,440 But how do you really feel about it? 1925 00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:51,440 How do I really feel about it? 1926 00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:52,440 Oh my God. 1927 00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:53,440 I don't know. 1928 00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:54,440 Back then, I felt horrible, but now I'm like, I guess- 1929 00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:55,440 But now you're over it. 1930 00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:56,440 You just say you wish you could go to hell. 1931 00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:57,440 Now I'm like, if I saw her, I'd be like, hey, good for you. 1932 00:57:57,440 --> 00:57:58,440 That's a story I could tell. 1933 00:57:58,440 --> 00:57:59,440 You burned my fucking Lightning McQueen toy. 1934 00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:00,440 So, yeah. 1935 00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:01,440 I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm 1936 00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:07,800 like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like I'm 1937 00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:10,660 like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm 1938 00:58:10,660 --> 00:58:11,840 like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm 1939 00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:13,020 like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm 1940 00:58:13,020 --> 00:58:14,020 like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm 1941 00:58:14,020 --> 00:58:16,700 like almost 20 years. 1942 00:58:16,700 --> 00:58:18,420 Well, hold on, 2007. 1943 00:58:18,420 --> 00:58:20,980 When did cars come out? 1944 00:58:20,980 --> 00:58:21,820 2006. 1945 00:58:21,820 --> 00:58:24,780 Okay, so 2006, probably near 2007. 1946 00:58:25,820 --> 00:58:27,580 Yeah, back in the day. 1947 00:58:27,580 --> 00:58:28,420 Good old days. 1948 00:58:28,420 --> 00:58:30,100 Before I was in pre-K. 1949 00:58:30,100 --> 00:58:31,420 Pre-real estate, boba. 1950 00:58:31,420 --> 00:58:32,620 Before I was in pre-K. 1951 00:58:33,580 --> 00:58:35,620 Would the economic crash? 1952 00:58:35,620 --> 00:58:36,460 Yeah. 1953 00:58:36,460 --> 00:58:37,300 That's when you can still afford choice. 1954 00:58:37,300 --> 00:58:39,220 Yes, back when lunch food was good, 1955 00:58:39,220 --> 00:58:40,140 before they changed it. 1956 00:58:40,140 --> 00:58:42,220 Like I used to crave the chocolate milk, 1957 00:58:42,220 --> 00:58:43,060 then they changed it 1958 00:58:43,060 --> 00:58:44,300 and I would have spoiled milk 1959 00:58:44,300 --> 00:58:45,260 and it would be like, 1960 00:58:45,260 --> 00:58:47,020 you think of popcorn in there 1961 00:58:47,020 --> 00:58:48,740 and then I got sick with it so I had to go home. 1962 00:58:48,740 --> 00:58:50,460 I don't know if people thought that. 1963 00:58:50,460 --> 00:58:52,260 Oh, you never had spoiled milk and shit? 1964 00:58:52,260 --> 00:58:54,220 No, I did, but I never thought it was fun. 1965 00:58:54,220 --> 00:58:55,060 No, because I ate it 1966 00:58:55,060 --> 00:58:56,580 and I was like, what the fuck is this yellow? 1967 00:58:56,580 --> 00:58:57,740 Did y'all not have that? 1968 00:58:57,740 --> 00:58:58,580 What? 1969 00:58:58,580 --> 00:58:59,420 We had it all the time. 1970 00:58:59,420 --> 00:59:01,580 The little cartons of milk in the lunch room, 1971 00:59:01,580 --> 00:59:02,420 the paper ones. 1972 00:59:02,420 --> 00:59:03,860 True move, true move. 1973 00:59:03,860 --> 00:59:05,940 It switched to true move from purity 1974 00:59:05,940 --> 00:59:07,140 and then it would just be spoiled. 1975 00:59:07,140 --> 00:59:07,980 Purity, I used to. 1976 00:59:07,980 --> 00:59:08,820 For a fucking time. 1977 00:59:08,820 --> 00:59:09,640 Man, I love purity. 1978 00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:10,480 Really? 1979 00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:11,320 It'd be like chunky, you'd like get sick. 1980 00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:12,160 Oh, nah. 1981 00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:13,000 It's terrible. 1982 00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:13,840 We didn't have that. 1983 00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:14,680 We grew up in Illinois. 1984 00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:15,520 We had the good stuff. 1985 00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:16,740 Must be nice. 1986 00:59:16,740 --> 00:59:20,260 I love Michelle, that's my one gripe with Michelle Obama. 1987 00:59:20,260 --> 00:59:23,660 I love and respect her as a person, 1988 00:59:23,660 --> 00:59:27,980 but school lunches, I think they could have left alone. 1989 00:59:27,980 --> 00:59:28,820 She hurt me. 1990 00:59:28,820 --> 00:59:30,220 So you saw it change, right? 1991 00:59:30,220 --> 00:59:31,060 I did. 1992 00:59:31,060 --> 00:59:31,880 I was right on the cusp. 1993 00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:35,220 I was on my way out of high school as it was changing. 1994 00:59:35,220 --> 00:59:36,060 Oh, okay. 1995 00:59:36,060 --> 00:59:38,260 But now you see it back in the day. 1996 00:59:38,260 --> 00:59:40,900 Yeah, now when I look at what these kids are eating, 1997 00:59:40,900 --> 00:59:44,060 I'm like, oh, y'all, I feel so bad. 1998 00:59:44,060 --> 00:59:44,900 They're missing out. 1999 00:59:44,900 --> 00:59:45,720 It still like that now. 2000 00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:46,560 Yes, it is. 2001 00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:48,260 Yeah, it's like cardboard. 2002 00:59:48,260 --> 00:59:49,660 I feel so bad for them. 2003 00:59:49,660 --> 00:59:51,620 How's that better for them? 2004 00:59:51,620 --> 00:59:52,460 Do they still get breakfast eaters? 2005 00:59:52,460 --> 00:59:53,460 It's more nutritious. 2006 00:59:53,460 --> 00:59:54,300 Yes. 2007 00:59:54,300 --> 00:59:55,120 They still got that? 2008 00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:56,900 Yeah, but it's not the same as what y'all had, 2009 00:59:56,900 --> 00:59:57,740 I guarantee that. 2010 00:59:57,740 --> 00:59:58,560 It's not, yeah. 2011 00:59:58,560 --> 01:00:00,660 The chips are whole grain. 2012 01:00:00,660 --> 01:00:01,500 Come on. 2013 01:00:01,500 --> 01:00:02,820 It's not. 2014 01:00:02,820 --> 01:00:03,660 Oh, that's nonsense. 2015 01:00:03,660 --> 01:00:05,700 Yeah, I feel so bad for them. 2016 01:00:05,700 --> 01:00:08,580 They still got those nasty burrito things. 2017 01:00:08,580 --> 01:00:10,500 You remember the beef and cheese burritos 2018 01:00:10,500 --> 01:00:11,900 that were like with the eggs in them? 2019 01:00:11,900 --> 01:00:13,380 That was like so nasty. 2020 01:00:14,420 --> 01:00:16,460 And it looked like, it looked like, ugh. 2021 01:00:16,460 --> 01:00:18,300 That was the basement food. 2022 01:00:18,300 --> 01:00:19,860 Oh, no, no, no. 2023 01:00:19,860 --> 01:00:21,980 No, I'm talking about, this is like 2017. 2024 01:00:21,980 --> 01:00:23,820 This isn't a tortilla with a fucking egg in it. 2025 01:00:23,820 --> 01:00:24,660 Half-frozen. 2026 01:00:24,660 --> 01:00:27,820 No, no, I wish, I wish. 2027 01:00:27,820 --> 01:00:30,180 Still got a block of ice in the middle. 2028 01:00:30,180 --> 01:00:32,020 Forced you to eat peas and potatoes. 2029 01:00:34,620 --> 01:00:36,260 Forced you. 2030 01:00:36,260 --> 01:00:38,620 You didn't have a choice. 2031 01:00:38,620 --> 01:00:40,620 Were you in Clockwork Orange, dude? 2032 01:00:40,620 --> 01:00:42,820 Man, she a for sweet, man. 2033 01:00:42,820 --> 01:00:44,580 You didn't wanna eat that shit, you gonna eat it. 2034 01:00:44,580 --> 01:00:45,660 You gonna eat it. 2035 01:00:45,660 --> 01:00:46,900 She for real, she put that. 2036 01:00:46,900 --> 01:00:48,780 She would make you eat that stuff and yell at you. 2037 01:00:48,780 --> 01:00:50,500 Be like, you better eat it. 2038 01:00:50,500 --> 01:00:53,020 Did you ever put her hands on you? 2039 01:00:53,020 --> 01:00:54,820 I don't, I don't think so. 2040 01:00:54,820 --> 01:00:55,740 Blocked that part out. 2041 01:00:55,740 --> 01:00:58,460 Yeah, cause he always, he's done that more than one time 2042 01:00:58,460 --> 01:01:00,020 when he's like, I don't think so. 2043 01:01:00,020 --> 01:01:01,460 I don't think so, I don't know. 2044 01:01:01,460 --> 01:01:02,620 It's okay if she did. 2045 01:01:02,620 --> 01:01:05,620 I really don't remember, like I don't, I honestly don't. 2046 01:01:05,620 --> 01:01:06,460 I mean, it was dark down there. 2047 01:01:06,460 --> 01:01:07,300 Yeah? 2048 01:01:07,300 --> 01:01:09,180 Blocked that part. 2049 01:01:09,180 --> 01:01:10,780 Wait, let's try a different strategy. 2050 01:01:10,780 --> 01:01:11,980 She better not touch you. 2051 01:01:11,980 --> 01:01:13,180 She better not touch you. 2052 01:01:13,180 --> 01:01:14,020 No, I'm kidding. 2053 01:01:15,020 --> 01:01:15,860 What? 2054 01:01:15,860 --> 01:01:16,700 No. 2055 01:01:17,980 --> 01:01:19,380 Now you're gonna give him a complex. 2056 01:01:19,380 --> 01:01:20,220 No. 2057 01:01:20,220 --> 01:01:21,540 Oh my gosh, no. 2058 01:01:21,540 --> 01:01:22,380 No. 2059 01:01:23,900 --> 01:01:26,460 Well, you weren't one of the lucky boys that night. 2060 01:01:28,020 --> 01:01:29,740 You weren't student in the month. 2061 01:01:31,180 --> 01:01:33,340 I wasn't student in the month when I was in high school, dude. 2062 01:01:33,340 --> 01:01:34,180 You did? 2063 01:01:34,180 --> 01:01:35,220 For integrity. 2064 01:01:35,220 --> 01:01:36,060 Aw. 2065 01:01:36,060 --> 01:01:36,900 Why? 2066 01:01:36,900 --> 01:01:37,740 Did you get a snitch on somebody? 2067 01:01:37,740 --> 01:01:38,580 No, dude. 2068 01:01:38,580 --> 01:01:40,180 I snitched on myself. 2069 01:01:40,180 --> 01:01:42,820 I had the opportunity to cheat on a math test 2070 01:01:42,820 --> 01:01:46,100 cause we took math test online at that point. 2071 01:01:46,100 --> 01:01:49,420 And it was like, I realized I had an unlimited number 2072 01:01:49,420 --> 01:01:50,900 of tries on every question. 2073 01:01:50,900 --> 01:01:54,220 So I was like, hey man, I don't feel right about this. 2074 01:01:54,220 --> 01:01:55,380 Because I had to do it before 2075 01:01:55,380 --> 01:01:56,580 cause I was gonna be absent that day. 2076 01:01:56,580 --> 01:01:57,420 What? 2077 01:01:57,420 --> 01:01:58,260 Dude, are you serious? 2078 01:01:58,260 --> 01:02:00,860 When you know the material, you don't have to cheat. 2079 01:02:00,860 --> 01:02:01,700 Ooh. 2080 01:02:01,700 --> 01:02:02,540 You know? 2081 01:02:02,540 --> 01:02:03,620 You don't have to. 2082 01:02:05,180 --> 01:02:06,020 Preach. 2083 01:02:06,020 --> 01:02:06,980 Damn, man. 2084 01:02:06,980 --> 01:02:07,820 Preach. 2085 01:02:07,820 --> 01:02:08,660 Demoflux. 2086 01:02:08,660 --> 01:02:10,020 And so I got student of the month. 2087 01:02:10,020 --> 01:02:12,460 And then I went to like the award ceremony 2088 01:02:12,460 --> 01:02:13,300 that they had for it. 2089 01:02:13,300 --> 01:02:14,860 They like would buy you breakfast and stuff. 2090 01:02:14,860 --> 01:02:17,300 And I had violent diarrhea in the background. 2091 01:02:17,300 --> 01:02:18,140 Jesus. 2092 01:02:18,140 --> 01:02:18,980 So I. 2093 01:02:18,980 --> 01:02:20,100 Damn, man. 2094 01:02:20,100 --> 01:02:20,940 Yeah. 2095 01:02:20,940 --> 01:02:21,980 No, it was before. 2096 01:02:21,980 --> 01:02:23,780 It was before I got to school and I was like, 2097 01:02:23,780 --> 01:02:24,620 oh man, I'm not feeling too right. 2098 01:02:24,620 --> 01:02:26,540 And she doesn't know. 2099 01:02:26,540 --> 01:02:27,380 How do you, 2100 01:02:29,180 --> 01:02:30,020 It's a long cross. 2101 01:02:30,020 --> 01:02:31,460 Dispose of your excrement? 2102 01:02:31,460 --> 01:02:32,540 Ooh, let's learn. 2103 01:02:32,540 --> 01:02:34,260 I like most people. 2104 01:02:34,260 --> 01:02:36,620 But I take a more like primal approach. 2105 01:02:36,620 --> 01:02:38,300 Zora Gwiling, are you familiar? 2106 01:02:39,740 --> 01:02:42,380 You get naked and then stand on the toilet? 2107 01:02:42,380 --> 01:02:43,220 Yep. 2108 01:02:43,220 --> 01:02:44,060 Crouch. 2109 01:02:44,060 --> 01:02:44,900 Exactly what he does. 2110 01:02:44,900 --> 01:02:45,740 Perch. 2111 01:02:45,740 --> 01:02:46,580 Perch. 2112 01:02:46,580 --> 01:02:47,420 Yeah. 2113 01:02:47,420 --> 01:02:48,620 Barefooted. 2114 01:02:48,620 --> 01:02:50,060 I'll never have colon cancer. 2115 01:02:50,060 --> 01:02:50,900 That's crazy. 2116 01:02:50,900 --> 01:02:52,500 But that's actually what you're supposed to do. 2117 01:02:52,500 --> 01:02:55,500 I have a stool that I sit in front of the toilet. 2118 01:02:55,500 --> 01:02:56,540 The Squatty Potty. 2119 01:02:56,540 --> 01:02:58,020 Sometimes your allies. 2120 01:02:58,020 --> 01:02:58,860 It's not a Squatty Potty. 2121 01:02:58,860 --> 01:02:59,700 It's just a Dollar Tree. 2122 01:02:59,700 --> 01:03:01,260 It's a different brand, yeah. 2123 01:03:01,260 --> 01:03:04,180 No, it's literally a step stool. 2124 01:03:04,180 --> 01:03:05,020 Yeah, like a little. 2125 01:03:05,020 --> 01:03:05,860 Like what brand is it? 2126 01:03:05,860 --> 01:03:06,700 Does it help you? 2127 01:03:06,700 --> 01:03:07,540 Yeah, no, it works. 2128 01:03:07,540 --> 01:03:08,380 It does? 2129 01:03:08,380 --> 01:03:10,460 I feel weird if I have to go without it. 2130 01:03:10,460 --> 01:03:12,460 I have it sitting right next to the toilet 2131 01:03:12,460 --> 01:03:13,660 and I put my feet on it. 2132 01:03:14,940 --> 01:03:15,780 Yeah. 2133 01:03:15,780 --> 01:03:16,700 Does that help? 2134 01:03:16,700 --> 01:03:17,540 No, it really does. 2135 01:03:17,540 --> 01:03:18,380 Okay, I might try that. 2136 01:03:18,380 --> 01:03:20,260 Because that's how your body is naturally supposed to go. 2137 01:03:20,260 --> 01:03:22,420 You're supposed to be in a squatting position. 2138 01:03:22,420 --> 01:03:24,260 Not in like a full 90 degree. 2139 01:03:24,260 --> 01:03:26,820 Sometimes your allies are in the most unlikely place. 2140 01:03:26,820 --> 01:03:27,660 I'm gonna try this. 2141 01:03:27,660 --> 01:03:29,140 Zora knows the whole story, Nicky. 2142 01:03:29,140 --> 01:03:30,060 I'm gonna throw him further. 2143 01:03:30,060 --> 01:03:31,300 Let me hear this. 2144 01:03:31,300 --> 01:03:33,460 He lifts the toilet lid. 2145 01:03:33,460 --> 01:03:34,300 Yeah. 2146 01:03:34,300 --> 01:03:36,900 He lifts the seat and steps on that part. 2147 01:03:36,900 --> 01:03:38,140 On the little rim? 2148 01:03:38,140 --> 01:03:40,660 The whole thin rim? 2149 01:03:40,660 --> 01:03:43,260 You don't wanna like break the toilet seat. 2150 01:03:43,260 --> 01:03:44,980 That actually makes sense now. 2151 01:03:44,980 --> 01:03:45,820 Yeah, I can see that. 2152 01:03:45,820 --> 01:03:46,980 Okay. 2153 01:03:46,980 --> 01:03:48,180 I can see that. 2154 01:03:48,180 --> 01:03:49,020 And then what? 2155 01:03:49,020 --> 01:03:50,700 I wouldn't do it, but it makes sense. 2156 01:03:50,700 --> 01:03:52,660 But ask him what happens whenever he has violent 2157 01:03:52,660 --> 01:03:54,060 or diarrhea like he had that day. 2158 01:03:54,060 --> 01:03:54,900 All the rage? 2159 01:03:54,900 --> 01:03:57,260 That's like, I wanna hear this. 2160 01:03:57,260 --> 01:03:59,980 Name me one person that's ever shot 100%. 2161 01:03:59,980 --> 01:04:00,820 No, nobody has. 2162 01:04:00,820 --> 01:04:01,860 Sometimes he missed. 2163 01:04:01,860 --> 01:04:02,700 I agree. 2164 01:04:02,700 --> 01:04:03,540 Sometimes it hits the floor. 2165 01:04:03,540 --> 01:04:05,620 Sometimes it hits the back of the toilet fan. 2166 01:04:05,620 --> 01:04:07,620 Sometimes it gets in some places where you're like, 2167 01:04:07,620 --> 01:04:10,300 oh wow, I know that wasn't from this time. 2168 01:04:10,300 --> 01:04:11,140 I agree. 2169 01:04:11,140 --> 01:04:14,260 That might have been from a previous outing. 2170 01:04:14,260 --> 01:04:15,100 You know? 2171 01:04:15,100 --> 01:04:16,900 You live and you learn, dude. 2172 01:04:16,900 --> 01:04:18,100 True, like with aim. 2173 01:04:20,140 --> 01:04:20,980 Like what? 2174 01:04:20,980 --> 01:04:22,620 Like with aim, yeah, that's what I was saying. 2175 01:04:22,620 --> 01:04:23,460 Aim in what? 2176 01:04:24,420 --> 01:04:27,620 You know, man, a little junk. 2177 01:04:27,620 --> 01:04:28,980 I don't know, what's that one? 2178 01:04:28,980 --> 01:04:30,060 Are you talking about pee or something? 2179 01:04:30,060 --> 01:04:30,900 Yes, that's what I was talking. 2180 01:04:30,900 --> 01:04:32,380 No, not shit. 2181 01:04:32,380 --> 01:04:33,540 We never miss that. 2182 01:04:34,500 --> 01:04:36,340 That's what he was talking about. 2183 01:04:36,340 --> 01:04:37,940 I was thinking cum shot. 2184 01:04:37,940 --> 01:04:39,620 No, man, how do you miss that? 2185 01:04:39,620 --> 01:04:40,460 What? 2186 01:04:40,460 --> 01:04:41,300 Well. 2187 01:04:41,300 --> 01:04:42,140 Oh. 2188 01:04:42,140 --> 01:04:43,500 It's unpredictable. 2189 01:04:43,500 --> 01:04:44,660 My bad hot guy. 2190 01:04:44,660 --> 01:04:45,980 Man, wait a minute, wait. 2191 01:04:45,980 --> 01:04:47,980 Yeah, man, I'm like a fucking sniper. 2192 01:04:49,100 --> 01:04:50,620 Yeah, I was talking about pee. 2193 01:04:53,220 --> 01:04:54,900 I feel like peeing is way easier. 2194 01:04:54,900 --> 01:04:57,220 Yeah, man, I'm gonna try that gargle with him 2195 01:04:57,220 --> 01:04:58,820 because my mom getting worried. 2196 01:05:00,460 --> 01:05:01,540 Getting worried about? 2197 01:05:01,540 --> 01:05:02,940 Oh, because the other day she went up to me 2198 01:05:02,940 --> 01:05:04,100 and was like, son, you okay? 2199 01:05:04,100 --> 01:05:05,460 Are you still bleeding and shit? 2200 01:05:05,460 --> 01:05:06,620 And I'm like, I ain't. 2201 01:05:06,620 --> 01:05:07,460 I'm like. 2202 01:05:10,300 --> 01:05:11,900 Maybe if that will help, all right. 2203 01:05:11,900 --> 01:05:13,700 Because I, man, it's getting bad. 2204 01:05:13,700 --> 01:05:14,860 Nikki's face. 2205 01:05:14,860 --> 01:05:16,260 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 2206 01:05:16,260 --> 01:05:17,100 I'm sorry. 2207 01:05:17,100 --> 01:05:17,940 You're like. 2208 01:05:17,940 --> 01:05:19,540 I know, it's traumatic. 2209 01:05:19,540 --> 01:05:21,060 Like, all right. 2210 01:05:21,060 --> 01:05:21,900 It's traumatic. 2211 01:05:21,900 --> 01:05:23,220 So what's going on? 2212 01:05:24,260 --> 01:05:28,380 Well, I guess, well, we started this boat. 2213 01:05:28,380 --> 01:05:30,420 Well, well, well, make sure we don't sink it 2214 01:05:30,420 --> 01:05:31,540 and land it on the island. 2215 01:05:31,540 --> 01:05:32,940 So what happened was like, 2216 01:05:34,140 --> 01:05:37,340 you remember last week when we were all talking about, 2217 01:05:37,340 --> 01:05:38,460 everybody was talking about this. 2218 01:05:38,460 --> 01:05:41,260 We were all like, hey, man, you know, 2219 01:05:41,260 --> 01:05:43,420 we wanna be clean as we, you know, 2220 01:05:43,420 --> 01:05:46,140 you guys keep wiping till there's some blood. 2221 01:05:46,140 --> 01:05:47,460 You agreed with me on this one. 2222 01:05:47,460 --> 01:05:48,300 No, no. 2223 01:05:48,300 --> 01:05:49,140 No, no. 2224 01:05:49,140 --> 01:05:50,500 Don't even booby it up. 2225 01:05:50,500 --> 01:05:51,340 That happens to dumb on the first one. 2226 01:05:51,340 --> 01:05:52,180 Remember when we were talking about, 2227 01:05:52,180 --> 01:05:54,180 we were wiping till blood happens? 2228 01:05:54,180 --> 01:05:55,220 Remember when you said that? 2229 01:05:55,220 --> 01:05:56,900 Yeah, like I did that and then, yeah, 2230 01:05:56,900 --> 01:05:58,540 and my mom was worried about it. 2231 01:05:58,540 --> 01:06:00,100 And then the other day it got out of hand 2232 01:06:00,100 --> 01:06:01,860 because I accidentally like ripped something 2233 01:06:01,860 --> 01:06:03,660 and I got scared because I really did. 2234 01:06:03,660 --> 01:06:04,900 Did you show your mom? 2235 01:06:04,900 --> 01:06:05,740 What? 2236 01:06:05,740 --> 01:06:06,580 No, I didn't show her. 2237 01:06:06,580 --> 01:06:07,420 I didn't tell her. 2238 01:06:07,420 --> 01:06:08,260 You ripped your butt? 2239 01:06:08,260 --> 01:06:09,100 I ripped something. 2240 01:06:09,100 --> 01:06:10,380 She get nervous about you talking to your mom. 2241 01:06:10,380 --> 01:06:12,060 Did you like scratch it on accident? 2242 01:06:12,060 --> 01:06:12,900 Something. 2243 01:06:12,900 --> 01:06:13,740 It was horrible. 2244 01:06:13,740 --> 01:06:16,660 Because it was like painful for like five days. 2245 01:06:16,660 --> 01:06:17,500 Oh my gosh. 2246 01:06:17,500 --> 01:06:18,340 Horribly painful. 2247 01:06:18,340 --> 01:06:22,660 Did you pop a hemorrhoid or a boil too soon? 2248 01:06:22,660 --> 01:06:24,900 No, no, it was something like it. 2249 01:06:24,900 --> 01:06:26,020 You had an anal prolapse? 2250 01:06:26,020 --> 01:06:29,260 It's something like it's something natural 2251 01:06:29,260 --> 01:06:31,060 that was not supposed to be there. 2252 01:06:31,060 --> 01:06:32,900 This does not sound natural. 2253 01:06:32,900 --> 01:06:36,460 If you're bleeding, it could mean that you're dehydrated. 2254 01:06:36,460 --> 01:06:38,140 No, no, I drink so much water. 2255 01:06:38,140 --> 01:06:39,260 I drink so much water. 2256 01:06:39,260 --> 01:06:40,100 But you lose a lot of my sweat. 2257 01:06:40,100 --> 01:06:42,460 That happened to me one time and I went to the doctor 2258 01:06:42,460 --> 01:06:44,660 and she was like, you're not drinking enough water 2259 01:06:44,660 --> 01:06:48,180 because if you're dehydrated, then your poop is like hard 2260 01:06:48,180 --> 01:06:49,980 and it'll cut you on the way out. 2261 01:06:49,980 --> 01:06:50,820 Oh. 2262 01:06:50,820 --> 01:06:51,660 It's black. 2263 01:06:51,660 --> 01:06:52,500 Damn. 2264 01:06:52,500 --> 01:06:54,060 No, not black, that's a different problem. 2265 01:06:54,060 --> 01:06:54,900 It was somewhere up there. 2266 01:06:54,900 --> 01:06:56,420 Yeah, that's a different problem. 2267 01:06:56,420 --> 01:06:59,940 No, it's normal color but it's not soft enough 2268 01:06:59,940 --> 01:07:02,460 so it literally will cut you on the way out 2269 01:07:02,460 --> 01:07:04,860 and you'll bleed because you don't have enough water 2270 01:07:04,860 --> 01:07:05,700 in your system. 2271 01:07:05,700 --> 01:07:08,700 So is your stool hard when it came out? 2272 01:07:08,700 --> 01:07:10,540 No, sometimes it'll be soft and just do it. 2273 01:07:10,540 --> 01:07:11,380 And it's still bleeding? 2274 01:07:11,380 --> 01:07:12,220 Yeah, it's just I wipe too hard. 2275 01:07:12,220 --> 01:07:13,220 Bleed for five days. 2276 01:07:13,220 --> 01:07:14,060 Do you wipe too hard? 2277 01:07:14,060 --> 01:07:14,900 That's a different problem. 2278 01:07:14,900 --> 01:07:15,740 It's been like this for 10 years. 2279 01:07:15,740 --> 01:07:16,860 Like 10 years. 2280 01:07:16,860 --> 01:07:17,700 10 years. 2281 01:07:17,700 --> 01:07:19,180 You're 20 fucking what? 2282 01:07:19,180 --> 01:07:20,020 Oh, shit. 2283 01:07:20,020 --> 01:07:20,860 Yeah. 2284 01:07:20,860 --> 01:07:21,700 Yeah. 2285 01:07:21,700 --> 01:07:22,540 Since he was 11. 2286 01:07:22,540 --> 01:07:24,260 11 years old, you guys. 2287 01:07:24,260 --> 01:07:26,460 Like that's when I was running to my mom. 2288 01:07:26,460 --> 01:07:28,340 Me like, hey, you gotta come see this. 2289 01:07:28,340 --> 01:07:30,740 But she didn't know about this last time. 2290 01:07:30,740 --> 01:07:31,980 What, what happened with the rip? 2291 01:07:31,980 --> 01:07:33,140 She didn't know about the rip. 2292 01:07:33,140 --> 01:07:34,180 But she's worried about you. 2293 01:07:34,180 --> 01:07:35,020 You keep saying that. 2294 01:07:35,020 --> 01:07:35,860 Yeah, she was worried. 2295 01:07:35,860 --> 01:07:36,700 Yeah, because I was concerned. 2296 01:07:36,700 --> 01:07:37,860 Can you walk us through that? 2297 01:07:37,860 --> 01:07:39,340 So, okay, so I don't, 2298 01:07:39,340 --> 01:07:41,460 so I'm gonna do some anatomy here. 2299 01:07:41,460 --> 01:07:45,340 So there's a line that is in there. 2300 01:07:45,340 --> 01:07:46,180 Yep. 2301 01:07:46,180 --> 01:07:47,500 Of your buttocks, right? 2302 01:07:47,500 --> 01:07:48,340 There's a line. 2303 01:07:48,340 --> 01:07:49,180 There's a line. 2304 01:07:49,180 --> 01:07:50,020 Are you talking about your ass? 2305 01:07:50,020 --> 01:07:52,660 There's a line that connects her all the way down 2306 01:07:52,660 --> 01:07:54,300 to the little thing called the, 2307 01:07:54,300 --> 01:07:55,900 we all know what this thing is called. 2308 01:07:55,900 --> 01:07:56,740 The gooch. 2309 01:07:56,740 --> 01:07:57,820 The sack. 2310 01:07:57,820 --> 01:07:58,660 Oh, the sack. 2311 01:07:58,660 --> 01:07:59,500 Okay, yeah. 2312 01:07:59,500 --> 01:08:00,340 That. 2313 01:08:00,340 --> 01:08:01,660 Your butt crack goes all the way to your sack? 2314 01:08:01,660 --> 01:08:03,620 Oh, you fucking tore your tank? 2315 01:08:03,620 --> 01:08:04,460 Maybe. 2316 01:08:04,460 --> 01:08:05,300 Oh. 2317 01:08:05,300 --> 01:08:06,140 I may have asked you that. 2318 01:08:06,140 --> 01:08:07,140 Holy shit, how the fuck? 2319 01:08:07,140 --> 01:08:08,620 I don't know how the fuck that happened either. 2320 01:08:08,620 --> 01:08:09,580 That was weird, isn't it? 2321 01:08:09,580 --> 01:08:10,420 I don't know how that happened. 2322 01:08:10,420 --> 01:08:11,260 Yeah, that is weird. 2323 01:08:11,260 --> 01:08:13,420 But he also said he has a, 2324 01:08:13,420 --> 01:08:15,780 his butt crack goes all the way to his sack. 2325 01:08:17,780 --> 01:08:19,100 There's a line that, 2326 01:08:19,100 --> 01:08:20,300 this is for everybody, man. 2327 01:08:20,300 --> 01:08:22,140 There's a line. 2328 01:08:22,140 --> 01:08:23,220 There's a line that connects. 2329 01:08:23,220 --> 01:08:25,820 The shit about the microplastics must be true. 2330 01:08:25,820 --> 01:08:26,660 There's a line. 2331 01:08:26,660 --> 01:08:28,460 It connects all our chakras, yes. 2332 01:08:28,460 --> 01:08:29,300 Yes, yes. 2333 01:08:29,300 --> 01:08:30,140 Okay. 2334 01:08:30,140 --> 01:08:32,580 And that's what rips. 2335 01:08:32,580 --> 01:08:34,300 So, wasn't your, the actual force? 2336 01:08:34,300 --> 01:08:37,060 Why you wiping there so aggressively? 2337 01:08:37,060 --> 01:08:38,220 Why you wiping there? 2338 01:08:38,220 --> 01:08:41,860 I'm trying to make sure everything's clean, man. 2339 01:08:41,860 --> 01:08:42,820 I'm a clean person. 2340 01:08:42,820 --> 01:08:43,660 That's fair. 2341 01:08:43,660 --> 01:08:44,500 I'm a clean guy. 2342 01:08:44,500 --> 01:08:46,340 But how did, but like, 2343 01:08:46,340 --> 01:08:47,180 this is a derivative. 2344 01:08:47,180 --> 01:08:48,020 The gooch rips. 2345 01:08:48,020 --> 01:08:50,060 I don't know, because like, I'm trying to, 2346 01:08:50,060 --> 01:08:52,460 dude, how did, like a cut? 2347 01:08:52,460 --> 01:08:53,300 Yes. 2348 01:08:53,300 --> 01:08:54,140 Yes. 2349 01:08:54,140 --> 01:08:54,980 Deep? 2350 01:08:54,980 --> 01:08:57,820 Yeah, well, it wasn't deep, but dude, it was like, yeah. 2351 01:08:57,820 --> 01:08:58,860 You was leaking there. 2352 01:08:58,860 --> 01:08:59,700 Yeah. 2353 01:08:59,700 --> 01:09:00,780 Oh my gosh. 2354 01:09:00,780 --> 01:09:02,420 It was painful for five days. 2355 01:09:02,420 --> 01:09:03,260 Five days? 2356 01:09:03,260 --> 01:09:05,020 Five days of pain. 2357 01:09:05,020 --> 01:09:06,100 Yeah, dude. 2358 01:09:06,100 --> 01:09:07,580 Five days of pain, man. 2359 01:09:07,580 --> 01:09:10,100 With the issue of blood. 2360 01:09:10,100 --> 01:09:10,940 Suffering, man. 2361 01:09:10,940 --> 01:09:13,140 Oh my gosh, he's like, 2362 01:09:13,140 --> 01:09:14,460 the 10th plague of Egypt. 2363 01:09:14,460 --> 01:09:15,580 But you know what they say, 2364 01:09:15,580 --> 01:09:18,260 what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. 2365 01:09:18,260 --> 01:09:20,260 I'm stronger, man. 2366 01:09:20,260 --> 01:09:24,300 You have scar tissue on your taint now. 2367 01:09:24,300 --> 01:09:26,220 I'm so fucking soldier right there. 2368 01:09:26,220 --> 01:09:28,020 You sit like one inch higher. 2369 01:09:28,020 --> 01:09:30,940 Yeah, man. 2370 01:09:30,940 --> 01:09:32,580 That's crazy. 2371 01:09:32,580 --> 01:09:33,420 I'm sorry you went through that. 2372 01:09:33,420 --> 01:09:34,260 Yeah, I gotta be careful, 2373 01:09:34,260 --> 01:09:37,300 because you know, I want like a Brandon Jr. or something, 2374 01:09:37,300 --> 01:09:38,340 so we're gonna be careful, man. 2375 01:09:38,340 --> 01:09:39,180 A what? 2376 01:09:39,180 --> 01:09:40,380 Brandon Jr., that makes one of the means 2377 01:09:40,380 --> 01:09:41,940 one day I wanna have a child. 2378 01:09:42,980 --> 01:09:45,220 You know that doesn't. 2379 01:09:45,220 --> 01:09:47,180 But dude, the taint, 2380 01:09:47,180 --> 01:09:48,820 the taint has nothing to do with that. 2381 01:09:48,820 --> 01:09:49,660 Nothing to do with that? 2382 01:09:49,660 --> 01:09:50,500 Nothing to do with that at all. 2383 01:09:50,500 --> 01:09:51,340 What do you think it has to do? 2384 01:09:51,340 --> 01:09:52,980 Because I was like, if it's connected to that, 2385 01:09:52,980 --> 01:09:54,060 can't that do something? 2386 01:09:54,060 --> 01:09:56,180 Yeah, if he bleeds too much out his ass, 2387 01:09:56,180 --> 01:09:57,020 he can't have it. 2388 01:09:57,020 --> 01:09:58,380 Not my asshole. 2389 01:09:58,380 --> 01:09:59,940 Well, no. 2390 01:09:59,940 --> 01:10:00,780 Damn. 2391 01:10:00,780 --> 01:10:03,220 You think that is gonna mess with your sack? 2392 01:10:03,220 --> 01:10:04,740 I thought so. 2393 01:10:04,740 --> 01:10:06,180 Did the cut go to the sack? 2394 01:10:06,180 --> 01:10:07,340 No, thankfully no. 2395 01:10:07,340 --> 01:10:08,340 That would have been traumatic, 2396 01:10:08,340 --> 01:10:10,780 and I would have ran to the hospital. 2397 01:10:10,780 --> 01:10:13,100 My gosh, man, no. 2398 01:10:13,100 --> 01:10:14,780 I would have, that's like, 2399 01:10:14,780 --> 01:10:16,580 you know how bad that would have been? 2400 01:10:16,580 --> 01:10:17,780 I wouldn't be here right now, man. 2401 01:10:17,780 --> 01:10:19,020 Probably not, man. 2402 01:10:19,020 --> 01:10:20,220 I would be crushed. 2403 01:10:21,660 --> 01:10:23,740 But they could probably fix it. 2404 01:10:23,740 --> 01:10:24,580 And if they can. 2405 01:10:24,580 --> 01:10:25,620 They can sew it up. 2406 01:10:25,620 --> 01:10:29,060 And I would, man, I'd be a changed man. 2407 01:10:29,060 --> 01:10:30,940 Do you think if you got cut on your ball sack 2408 01:10:30,940 --> 01:10:32,220 that semen would leak out? 2409 01:10:32,220 --> 01:10:34,140 No, man, it'd be blood, and like, 2410 01:10:34,140 --> 01:10:35,420 oh man, I couldn't do it, man. 2411 01:10:35,420 --> 01:10:37,620 I can't, because I want a legacy. 2412 01:10:38,820 --> 01:10:42,420 I mean, dude, you're creating one as we speak. 2413 01:10:42,420 --> 01:10:43,420 No one's asking you to do it. 2414 01:10:43,420 --> 01:10:44,260 Ask me to do what? 2415 01:10:44,260 --> 01:10:45,260 What do you say you can't do? 2416 01:10:45,260 --> 01:10:46,580 No, he was saying if it was cut, 2417 01:10:46,580 --> 01:10:47,420 what would you do? 2418 01:10:47,420 --> 01:10:49,100 And I was like, I would be crushed. 2419 01:10:49,100 --> 01:10:49,940 Yeah. 2420 01:10:49,940 --> 01:10:50,780 Because that would be horrible. 2421 01:10:50,780 --> 01:10:51,940 I want a legacy. 2422 01:10:51,940 --> 01:10:52,780 Yeah. 2423 01:10:52,780 --> 01:10:53,860 Like, I want somebody to be like, 2424 01:10:53,860 --> 01:10:54,700 we need more Brandon now. 2425 01:10:54,700 --> 01:10:56,220 Thousands of years, thousands of years 2426 01:10:56,220 --> 01:10:57,780 to be like, man, my great, great, great, 2427 01:10:57,780 --> 01:10:59,220 great, great, great, great grandfather 2428 01:10:59,220 --> 01:11:00,860 was Brandon Willis, man. 2429 01:11:00,860 --> 01:11:02,060 That dude was crazy. 2430 01:11:02,060 --> 01:11:02,900 Yeah. 2431 01:11:02,900 --> 01:11:03,740 Yeah. 2432 01:11:03,740 --> 01:11:04,580 Cheers, man. 2433 01:11:04,580 --> 01:11:05,580 Oh no, I got it. 2434 01:11:05,580 --> 01:11:06,420 That'd be good. 2435 01:11:06,420 --> 01:11:07,260 That'd be good. 2436 01:11:07,260 --> 01:11:08,100 Cheers, man. 2437 01:11:08,100 --> 01:11:08,940 Cheers to that, Torn Tanks. 2438 01:11:08,940 --> 01:11:10,860 You know, one day, they're gonna find this 2439 01:11:10,860 --> 01:11:12,620 in like a hidden arch-eyed place, 2440 01:11:12,620 --> 01:11:14,820 and you know, your grandson's watching right now. 2441 01:11:14,820 --> 01:11:17,700 Your grandchild, everybody's grandchild. 2442 01:11:17,700 --> 01:11:19,540 Oh my God, they aren't. 2443 01:11:19,540 --> 01:11:20,380 They aren't. 2444 01:11:20,380 --> 01:11:21,220 They're not ready. 2445 01:11:21,220 --> 01:11:22,060 Well, they need to. 2446 01:11:22,060 --> 01:11:22,900 There's no way. 2447 01:11:22,900 --> 01:11:24,780 They speak Mandarin, they don't know what we're saying. 2448 01:11:24,780 --> 01:11:26,460 Everybody's all sitting on the couch 2449 01:11:26,460 --> 01:11:29,580 just crying right now like, to you. 2450 01:11:29,580 --> 01:11:30,420 To me. 2451 01:11:30,420 --> 01:11:31,260 Yes. 2452 01:11:31,260 --> 01:11:32,100 Wow. 2453 01:11:32,100 --> 01:11:34,380 Yeah, to him. 2454 01:11:34,380 --> 01:11:35,220 And you. 2455 01:11:35,220 --> 01:11:36,060 And you. 2456 01:11:36,060 --> 01:11:36,900 And you. 2457 01:11:36,900 --> 01:11:38,500 I'm talking about our future generations. 2458 01:11:38,500 --> 01:11:39,340 While they're crying about it. 2459 01:11:39,340 --> 01:11:40,580 Because like, dude, you know, 2460 01:11:40,580 --> 01:11:42,700 so you never seen like an old footage 2461 01:11:42,700 --> 01:11:43,540 of one of your old family members, 2462 01:11:43,540 --> 01:11:44,700 and you're like, oh my gosh, 2463 01:11:44,700 --> 01:11:47,180 that's my great-grandfather, isn't it? 2464 01:11:47,180 --> 01:11:48,020 Uh-huh. 2465 01:11:48,020 --> 01:11:49,340 Because I used to do that with like VHS tapes. 2466 01:11:49,340 --> 01:11:50,500 So you think this is the conversation 2467 01:11:50,500 --> 01:11:52,900 they're gonna be crying like, I missed, I missed both of them. 2468 01:11:52,900 --> 01:11:54,740 Dude, anything that I could see, man, 2469 01:11:54,740 --> 01:11:56,820 I would be like in tears. 2470 01:11:56,820 --> 01:11:58,300 That isn't actually insane. 2471 01:11:58,300 --> 01:11:59,140 No. 2472 01:11:59,140 --> 01:11:59,980 Yeah, man. 2473 01:11:59,980 --> 01:12:00,820 Memories. 2474 01:12:00,820 --> 01:12:01,660 That's sweet. 2475 01:12:01,660 --> 01:12:02,500 Okay. 2476 01:12:02,500 --> 01:12:03,340 Thank you. 2477 01:12:03,340 --> 01:12:04,180 Yeah. 2478 01:12:04,180 --> 01:12:05,020 All right. 2479 01:12:05,020 --> 01:12:06,780 The Taint incident of early 25th. 2480 01:12:06,780 --> 01:12:07,620 You okay? 2481 01:12:07,620 --> 01:12:08,460 Am I okay? 2482 01:12:08,460 --> 01:12:09,300 I'm sorry. 2483 01:12:09,300 --> 01:12:10,900 I'm sorry, you all right? 2484 01:12:10,900 --> 01:12:12,940 I know I was dramatic, my bad. 2485 01:12:12,940 --> 01:12:16,740 I mean, it sounded like it was a lot harder for you, man. 2486 01:12:16,740 --> 01:12:18,060 I'm sorry now. 2487 01:12:18,060 --> 01:12:18,900 It's good now. 2488 01:12:18,900 --> 01:12:19,740 It's good. 2489 01:12:19,740 --> 01:12:20,580 Healed up. 2490 01:12:20,580 --> 01:12:21,900 Now, did you keep it? 2491 01:12:21,900 --> 01:12:23,340 Nevermind, we'll move on from it. 2492 01:12:23,340 --> 01:12:24,180 Yeah, we'll talk about it later. 2493 01:12:24,180 --> 01:12:25,020 We'll talk about it later. 2494 01:12:25,020 --> 01:12:25,860 We'll talk about it later. 2495 01:12:25,860 --> 01:12:26,700 Maybe you should ask, man, later. 2496 01:12:26,700 --> 01:12:27,540 I got you. 2497 01:12:27,540 --> 01:12:28,380 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 2498 01:12:28,380 --> 01:12:29,220 Make sure you're all right and good health. 2499 01:12:29,220 --> 01:12:30,540 Because you know, affection. 2500 01:12:30,540 --> 01:12:31,380 What? 2501 01:12:31,380 --> 01:12:32,220 Don't worry about it. 2502 01:12:32,220 --> 01:12:33,340 Oh my gosh, no. 2503 01:12:33,340 --> 01:12:34,180 Yeah. 2504 01:12:34,180 --> 01:12:35,020 I'm gonna go septic. 2505 01:12:35,020 --> 01:12:36,340 I don't even know what that is yet. 2506 01:12:36,340 --> 01:12:37,740 I learned about that in class. 2507 01:12:37,740 --> 01:12:40,140 If you want some test-offs, I got something for you. 2508 01:12:40,140 --> 01:12:41,300 Oh man, sure. 2509 01:12:41,300 --> 01:12:42,140 Okay. 2510 01:12:42,140 --> 01:12:43,980 All right, so Nikki. 2511 01:12:43,980 --> 01:12:44,820 Yes. 2512 01:12:44,820 --> 01:12:45,660 Yes. 2513 01:12:45,660 --> 01:12:46,660 Yes. 2514 01:12:46,660 --> 01:12:47,500 Yes. 2515 01:12:47,500 --> 01:12:48,340 Yes. 2516 01:12:48,340 --> 01:12:49,180 Yes. 2517 01:12:49,180 --> 01:12:50,020 Yes. 2518 01:12:50,020 --> 01:12:51,340 We're glad you came. 2519 01:12:51,340 --> 01:12:52,180 Oh my God. 2520 01:12:52,180 --> 01:12:53,020 We're so glad you came. 2521 01:12:53,020 --> 01:12:53,860 It's been so fun. 2522 01:12:53,860 --> 01:12:54,700 Learned a lot. 2523 01:12:54,700 --> 01:12:55,540 Yes. 2524 01:12:55,540 --> 01:12:56,380 Yes. 2525 01:12:56,380 --> 01:12:57,220 Yes. 2526 01:12:57,220 --> 01:12:58,060 Yes. 2527 01:12:58,060 --> 01:12:58,900 Yes. 2528 01:12:58,900 --> 01:12:59,740 Are you okay? 2529 01:12:59,740 --> 01:13:00,580 I'm all right. 2530 01:13:00,580 --> 01:13:01,420 I'm good. 2531 01:13:01,420 --> 01:13:02,260 Oh. 2532 01:13:02,260 --> 01:13:06,060 So, you wanna tell us something interesting about yourself? 2533 01:13:06,060 --> 01:13:06,900 Ooh, please. 2534 01:13:06,900 --> 01:13:07,740 Ooh, please. 2535 01:13:07,740 --> 01:13:09,580 I'm left-handed. 2536 01:13:09,580 --> 01:13:10,420 That count. 2537 01:13:10,420 --> 01:13:11,740 Can I apply it real quick? 2538 01:13:11,740 --> 01:13:12,580 No. 2539 01:13:12,580 --> 01:13:13,420 No. 2540 01:13:13,420 --> 01:13:14,260 Because I respect that more than anything. 2541 01:13:14,260 --> 01:13:15,100 Thank you. 2542 01:13:15,100 --> 01:13:15,940 I'm left-handed. 2543 01:13:15,940 --> 01:13:16,780 My daddy's left-handed. 2544 01:13:16,780 --> 01:13:18,340 Both of my brothers are left-handed. 2545 01:13:18,340 --> 01:13:19,460 And my niece is left-handed. 2546 01:13:19,460 --> 01:13:20,300 Hell yeah. 2547 01:13:20,300 --> 01:13:22,140 Strong, strong, strong. 2548 01:13:22,140 --> 01:13:22,980 Strong genes. 2549 01:13:22,980 --> 01:13:23,820 Strong genes. 2550 01:13:23,820 --> 01:13:24,660 Good chances in the present. 2551 01:13:24,660 --> 01:13:25,500 Southpaw is the best. 2552 01:13:25,500 --> 01:13:26,340 Exactly. 2553 01:13:26,340 --> 01:13:27,180 Southpaw's the best. 2554 01:13:27,180 --> 01:13:28,300 Yeah, a lot of presidents, 2555 01:13:28,300 --> 01:13:32,180 like proportionally more presidents are left-handed. 2556 01:13:32,180 --> 01:13:33,020 Really? 2557 01:13:33,020 --> 01:13:33,860 Than right-handed, yeah. 2558 01:13:33,860 --> 01:13:34,700 Watch out. 2559 01:13:34,700 --> 01:13:35,540 Yeah. 2560 01:13:35,540 --> 01:13:37,460 Yeah. 2561 01:13:37,460 --> 01:13:38,620 I don't know. 2562 01:13:38,620 --> 01:13:40,340 What else interesting about me? 2563 01:13:42,300 --> 01:13:43,140 I don't know. 2564 01:13:43,140 --> 01:13:43,980 You tell me. 2565 01:13:43,980 --> 01:13:45,780 What's the worst thing you've ever done? 2566 01:13:45,780 --> 01:13:47,460 Ooh, good question. 2567 01:13:47,460 --> 01:13:49,140 What's the most pain you've ever inflicted 2568 01:13:49,140 --> 01:13:50,620 on another person? 2569 01:13:50,620 --> 01:13:52,380 Whether it be physically, emotionally. 2570 01:13:52,380 --> 01:13:53,540 I've killed people. 2571 01:13:53,540 --> 01:13:54,660 I've killed a couple. 2572 01:13:54,660 --> 01:13:56,660 All right. 2573 01:13:56,660 --> 01:13:57,620 But you know, 2574 01:13:59,580 --> 01:14:00,940 sometimes people need to die. 2575 01:14:00,940 --> 01:14:03,020 I agree, I agree, man. 2576 01:14:03,020 --> 01:14:03,860 That's cool. 2577 01:14:03,860 --> 01:14:04,700 Right? 2578 01:14:04,700 --> 01:14:06,460 Not everybody deserves to live 2579 01:14:06,460 --> 01:14:08,180 or fucking be overcrowded. 2580 01:14:08,180 --> 01:14:09,340 I agree. 2581 01:14:09,340 --> 01:14:13,940 So sometimes people are sent on this earth 2582 01:14:13,940 --> 01:14:15,180 to thin out the herd. 2583 01:14:15,180 --> 01:14:16,020 Yes. 2584 01:14:16,020 --> 01:14:17,980 And the people I killed were retarded. 2585 01:14:17,980 --> 01:14:20,140 So they are fucked. 2586 01:14:20,140 --> 01:14:21,620 We have to cut that part. 2587 01:14:21,620 --> 01:14:22,460 Yeah. 2588 01:14:22,460 --> 01:14:23,460 Like look at traffic, man. 2589 01:14:23,460 --> 01:14:24,300 You look at traffic, 2590 01:14:24,300 --> 01:14:25,660 now I'm the hero, man. 2591 01:14:25,660 --> 01:14:26,500 Thank you. 2592 01:14:26,500 --> 01:14:27,340 Traffic. 2593 01:14:27,340 --> 01:14:28,180 You hear that? 2594 01:14:28,180 --> 01:14:29,020 Yeah. 2595 01:14:29,020 --> 01:14:29,860 I'm called heroes in some places. 2596 01:14:29,860 --> 01:14:30,700 Yes, you are. 2597 01:14:30,700 --> 01:14:31,540 Yes, you are. 2598 01:14:31,540 --> 01:14:35,300 Brandon, what's the worst thing you've ever done? 2599 01:14:35,300 --> 01:14:36,140 What? 2600 01:14:36,140 --> 01:14:38,980 What's the worst thing that I've done? 2601 01:14:38,980 --> 01:14:40,140 Yeah. 2602 01:14:40,140 --> 01:14:41,220 To another person. 2603 01:14:44,460 --> 01:14:45,500 Man, let me think. 2604 01:14:46,460 --> 01:14:47,300 Uh. 2605 01:14:50,580 --> 01:14:53,180 He's might, he honestly might've never done anything. 2606 01:14:53,180 --> 01:14:54,140 I mean. 2607 01:14:54,140 --> 01:14:56,740 I would believe that Brandon never did anything wrong. 2608 01:14:56,740 --> 01:14:59,300 I mean, just, I guess when I like, 2609 01:14:59,300 --> 01:15:00,380 what's the worst? 2610 01:15:00,380 --> 01:15:01,940 Probably, I mean, it's that, 2611 01:15:01,940 --> 01:15:03,260 I mean, yeah, that's bad. 2612 01:15:03,260 --> 01:15:05,100 I mean, I guess I've been one time beat my friend 2613 01:15:05,100 --> 01:15:05,940 like a jump rope, 2614 01:15:05,940 --> 01:15:08,060 cause he like tried to take my toy. 2615 01:15:08,060 --> 01:15:08,900 Yeah. 2616 01:15:08,900 --> 01:15:09,740 But yeah. 2617 01:15:09,740 --> 01:15:10,580 That's not bad. 2618 01:15:10,580 --> 01:15:11,420 Yeah, because you remember I told you, 2619 01:15:11,420 --> 01:15:12,700 like I mean, I was like, I was like, I wanted it. 2620 01:15:12,700 --> 01:15:13,540 And then he came up there and he goes, 2621 01:15:13,540 --> 01:15:14,380 oh, I'll give it to you then. 2622 01:15:14,380 --> 01:15:17,220 And then I got mad, like beating with the jump rope. 2623 01:15:17,220 --> 01:15:18,540 Beat him with a jump rope. 2624 01:15:18,540 --> 01:15:19,380 Oh yeah. 2625 01:15:19,380 --> 01:15:20,220 Not beat him with a jump rope. 2626 01:15:20,220 --> 01:15:21,380 No, like with a whip, man. 2627 01:15:21,380 --> 01:15:23,020 Like used it like a whip. 2628 01:15:23,020 --> 01:15:24,340 That's not that bad. 2629 01:15:24,340 --> 01:15:25,180 And stuff like that. 2630 01:15:25,180 --> 01:15:26,380 I think both of yours are mild. 2631 01:15:26,380 --> 01:15:29,580 Yeah, like that's pretty mild. 2632 01:15:29,580 --> 01:15:30,420 What's yours? 2633 01:15:33,780 --> 01:15:34,620 I don't know, dude. 2634 01:15:34,620 --> 01:15:37,820 Probably, I hit somebody's car and drove away one time. 2635 01:15:37,820 --> 01:15:38,660 Oh shit. 2636 01:15:38,660 --> 01:15:39,500 That's bad. 2637 01:15:39,500 --> 01:15:40,660 Now that's worse than both of theirs. 2638 01:15:40,660 --> 01:15:41,500 Yeah, I can. 2639 01:15:41,500 --> 01:15:42,340 Yeah. 2640 01:15:42,340 --> 01:15:44,740 I was 16, I just got my license like a week before. 2641 01:15:44,740 --> 01:15:46,060 Oh dang, you're probably scared. 2642 01:15:46,060 --> 01:15:47,460 It was at a shoe carnival. 2643 01:15:48,620 --> 01:15:49,980 So they had it coming, dude. 2644 01:15:51,580 --> 01:15:54,660 I hit it and my friend was in the car and I was like, 2645 01:15:54,660 --> 01:15:55,500 we'll just go, dude. 2646 01:15:55,500 --> 01:15:59,860 And I went back, there wasn't any damage done to their car. 2647 01:15:59,860 --> 01:16:01,540 It was a big dent, but it didn't. 2648 01:16:01,540 --> 01:16:05,740 And then I left and then I came back later. 2649 01:16:05,740 --> 01:16:07,340 But like five hours later, I was like, 2650 01:16:07,340 --> 01:16:08,740 there's no way they're still here. 2651 01:16:08,740 --> 01:16:09,740 And they were not. 2652 01:16:09,740 --> 01:16:10,660 So. 2653 01:16:10,660 --> 01:16:12,460 I have to admit, I did hit a car too. 2654 01:16:13,420 --> 01:16:16,180 Like I did do that too, like at a police station. 2655 01:16:16,180 --> 01:16:17,020 What? 2656 01:16:17,020 --> 01:16:17,980 That's not the best place. 2657 01:16:17,980 --> 01:16:18,820 He's told me this. 2658 01:16:18,820 --> 01:16:19,940 Yeah, because I backed up and hit it, 2659 01:16:19,940 --> 01:16:21,620 and then my uncle, I was like, oh that's the sidewalk. 2660 01:16:21,620 --> 01:16:23,020 My uncle was like, that's not the sidewalk. 2661 01:16:23,020 --> 01:16:25,460 I saw the car, I was like, yes the fuck it is. 2662 01:16:25,460 --> 01:16:26,620 And I just took off. 2663 01:16:26,620 --> 01:16:27,460 A police car? 2664 01:16:27,460 --> 01:16:28,300 And the police station? 2665 01:16:28,300 --> 01:16:29,140 Yes. 2666 01:16:29,140 --> 01:16:29,980 Was it a police car? 2667 01:16:29,980 --> 01:16:32,300 No, it wasn't a police car, it's the way. 2668 01:16:32,300 --> 01:16:33,140 Sorry. 2669 01:16:33,140 --> 01:16:33,980 It was a what? 2670 01:16:33,980 --> 01:16:34,940 I don't know what it was, I didn't look. 2671 01:16:34,940 --> 01:16:36,020 I just took off, man. 2672 01:16:36,020 --> 01:16:37,300 That's all I had time for that. 2673 01:16:37,300 --> 01:16:38,940 Like when they were walking away from Sodom and Gomorrah. 2674 01:16:38,940 --> 01:16:39,780 Yeah, man. 2675 01:16:39,780 --> 01:16:41,940 Brandon was sweating so hard when he drove off. 2676 01:16:41,940 --> 01:16:44,180 Man, I just, like literally, I just drove down the street 2677 01:16:44,180 --> 01:16:45,980 and then we parked so I could get my, 2678 01:16:45,980 --> 01:16:47,380 because we still had to stay there. 2679 01:16:47,380 --> 01:16:50,260 So I just drove and then drove down the street and parked. 2680 01:16:50,260 --> 01:16:53,100 And I let my uncle go in there and get this like gun permit. 2681 01:16:53,100 --> 01:16:55,940 All right. 2682 01:16:55,940 --> 01:16:58,460 That's the most Alabama shit I've ever heard in my life. 2683 01:16:58,460 --> 01:16:59,540 And then I got one. 2684 01:17:00,700 --> 01:17:01,540 You got a gun permit? 2685 01:17:01,540 --> 01:17:02,380 Yeah, I do. 2686 01:17:02,380 --> 01:17:03,220 You wanna see it? 2687 01:17:03,220 --> 01:17:04,180 I got it right now. 2688 01:17:04,180 --> 01:17:05,380 I would like to see that. 2689 01:17:07,380 --> 01:17:09,420 I ain't supposed to have a gun. 2690 01:17:09,420 --> 01:17:10,860 Shit, shit. 2691 01:17:10,860 --> 01:17:12,420 This is all the permit I need. 2692 01:17:12,420 --> 01:17:14,180 It's a good picture, it's a good picture. 2693 01:17:14,180 --> 01:17:15,820 I gotta get a, what's that word? 2694 01:17:15,820 --> 01:17:18,020 You don't need a permit anymore, Brandon. 2695 01:17:18,020 --> 01:17:18,980 It's better Satan's sorry. 2696 01:17:18,980 --> 01:17:21,340 No, you can just go buy, you know when I first got here, 2697 01:17:21,340 --> 01:17:23,220 I didn't have a Alabama ID. 2698 01:17:23,220 --> 01:17:24,060 Let me see that. 2699 01:17:24,060 --> 01:17:26,780 They make you look at the teddy bear on the camera. 2700 01:17:26,780 --> 01:17:27,940 And boy, you black as hell. 2701 01:17:27,940 --> 01:17:28,940 Yeah, I was black as hell. 2702 01:17:28,940 --> 01:17:29,780 I think you were black. 2703 01:17:29,780 --> 01:17:30,620 You can't even see yourself. 2704 01:17:30,620 --> 01:17:33,500 They don't got lighting for black people. 2705 01:17:33,500 --> 01:17:34,340 Yeah. 2706 01:17:34,340 --> 01:17:36,620 Ooh, United Healthcare, I forgot I had that. 2707 01:17:36,620 --> 01:17:37,940 Let me see that. 2708 01:17:37,940 --> 01:17:38,980 Oh, United Healthcare? 2709 01:17:38,980 --> 01:17:39,820 All right, there you go. 2710 01:17:39,820 --> 01:17:40,940 That's the CEO. 2711 01:17:40,940 --> 01:17:43,060 There you go, that's the public. 2712 01:17:43,060 --> 01:17:44,740 Why are we just? 2713 01:17:44,740 --> 01:17:46,420 Here's my social security card. 2714 01:17:46,420 --> 01:17:48,780 What? 2715 01:17:48,780 --> 01:17:49,860 There's no way. 2716 01:17:49,860 --> 01:17:51,540 I don't think you understand. 2717 01:17:51,540 --> 01:17:52,780 I don't wanna see yourself. 2718 01:17:52,780 --> 01:17:55,180 Here's a $2 bill if anybody's never seen that. 2719 01:17:55,180 --> 01:17:56,020 Is Donald Trump on it? 2720 01:17:56,020 --> 01:17:58,420 I don't know, it's Thomas Jefferson. 2721 01:17:58,420 --> 01:17:59,260 I do too. 2722 01:17:59,260 --> 01:18:00,100 I don't wanna look on. 2723 01:18:00,100 --> 01:18:00,940 Thank you everybody. 2724 01:18:00,940 --> 01:18:03,140 Why do they say gay is a $2 bill? 2725 01:18:03,140 --> 01:18:04,100 That doesn't make any sense. 2726 01:18:04,100 --> 01:18:05,420 Yeah, I never got that. 2727 01:18:05,420 --> 01:18:06,980 It's queer is a $3 bill. 2728 01:18:06,980 --> 01:18:08,060 Is there a $3 bill? 2729 01:18:08,060 --> 01:18:09,420 Exactly, that's why. 2730 01:18:09,420 --> 01:18:10,740 Why is queer that maddening? 2731 01:18:10,740 --> 01:18:12,940 Because queer means different or weird. 2732 01:18:12,940 --> 01:18:14,180 Oh, is that what it means? 2733 01:18:14,180 --> 01:18:15,020 Yeah. 2734 01:18:15,020 --> 01:18:16,580 And people wanna be called that now? 2735 01:18:16,580 --> 01:18:17,780 People like to have, like to mean something. 2736 01:18:17,780 --> 01:18:18,940 You didn't know that? 2737 01:18:18,940 --> 01:18:22,220 I didn't know queer meant different or weird, no. 2738 01:18:22,220 --> 01:18:23,060 I didn't either. 2739 01:18:23,060 --> 01:18:23,900 I don't brandon's queer. 2740 01:18:23,900 --> 01:18:24,740 I barely know regular words. 2741 01:18:24,740 --> 01:18:26,220 So I'm a queer, huh? 2742 01:18:26,220 --> 01:18:29,020 Well you are queer, not gay. 2743 01:18:29,020 --> 01:18:30,220 Well maybe. 2744 01:18:30,220 --> 01:18:32,740 You're different or weird, you're... 2745 01:18:34,300 --> 01:18:35,900 You're the most queer person I've ever met. 2746 01:18:35,900 --> 01:18:39,300 I'm top queer, what does this mean fully? 2747 01:18:39,300 --> 01:18:40,140 Please stop. 2748 01:18:40,140 --> 01:18:41,540 Cut that as we need that always. 2749 01:18:41,540 --> 01:18:42,900 Yeah, let's cut that, I didn't... 2750 01:18:42,900 --> 01:18:44,780 Always as a sound bite. 2751 01:18:44,780 --> 01:18:45,620 I don't... 2752 01:18:45,620 --> 01:18:47,940 I'm top queer. 2753 01:18:47,940 --> 01:18:50,620 Not bad, is that bad or something? 2754 01:18:50,620 --> 01:18:51,460 I know. 2755 01:18:51,460 --> 01:18:53,300 It just means you're different or weird. 2756 01:18:53,300 --> 01:18:54,140 You think it's bad. 2757 01:18:54,140 --> 01:18:55,300 Come on, man. 2758 01:18:55,300 --> 01:18:57,620 Wait, I don't even know what this is. 2759 01:18:57,620 --> 01:18:59,780 You're top queer, you already said it. 2760 01:19:01,780 --> 01:19:03,220 We gotta end this episode. 2761 01:19:03,220 --> 01:19:04,060 Oh, okay. 2762 01:19:04,060 --> 01:19:05,700 We went over, when you see the ghostly mom 2763 01:19:05,700 --> 01:19:07,780 only come back and go back in and then they went over 2764 01:19:07,780 --> 01:19:09,220 because we're having such a good time. 2765 01:19:09,220 --> 01:19:10,060 Brandon's a queer? 2766 01:19:10,060 --> 01:19:11,380 Okay. 2767 01:19:11,380 --> 01:19:16,380 And he's still, he's coming to terms with a couple things. 2768 01:19:16,380 --> 01:19:18,660 He's bleeding out of his head. 2769 01:19:18,660 --> 01:19:19,500 Please cut that. 2770 01:19:19,500 --> 01:19:20,340 Man, I'm... 2771 01:19:20,340 --> 01:19:21,180 Please cut that part. 2772 01:19:21,180 --> 01:19:22,500 Okay, but look. 2773 01:19:22,500 --> 01:19:24,540 Can't help that. 2774 01:19:27,500 --> 01:19:28,340 I don't know. 2775 01:19:28,340 --> 01:19:31,660 But either you got, this is your camera right here, 2776 01:19:31,660 --> 01:19:32,940 anything you got coming up, 2777 01:19:33,820 --> 01:19:35,340 let the fans know where they can find you 2778 01:19:35,340 --> 01:19:37,420 or your social media and everything. 2779 01:19:37,420 --> 01:19:41,660 Nicky J Comedy on Instagram. 2780 01:19:41,660 --> 01:19:46,660 I'm doing Homegrown February 15th, 2781 01:19:47,540 --> 01:19:48,460 straight to L. 2782 01:19:50,340 --> 01:19:53,140 I got a couple apartment shows coming up. 2783 01:19:53,140 --> 01:19:58,140 I'm doing a show on February 21st at Shenanigans, 2784 01:19:58,660 --> 01:20:02,220 the one that Ty and Pat are putting on. 2785 01:20:02,220 --> 01:20:03,060 Okay, okay. 2786 01:20:03,060 --> 01:20:03,900 So. 2787 01:20:03,900 --> 01:20:04,740 Kids or something. 2788 01:20:04,740 --> 01:20:05,660 Hell yeah. 2789 01:20:05,660 --> 01:20:06,980 So I'm doing that show. 2790 01:20:08,220 --> 01:20:10,420 Yeah, so I got a couple shows coming up in February. 2791 01:20:10,420 --> 01:20:12,620 I got an apartment show at the end of the month. 2792 01:20:13,740 --> 01:20:16,380 Yeah, you can always probably catch me at an open mic. 2793 01:20:17,540 --> 01:20:18,380 Yeah. 2794 01:20:18,380 --> 01:20:19,580 Hey, and go check her out, 2795 01:20:19,580 --> 01:20:21,340 cause she's hilarious. 2796 01:20:21,340 --> 01:20:23,260 This shit, we didn't even get into it today, 2797 01:20:23,260 --> 01:20:24,860 but we just had too much fun. 2798 01:20:24,860 --> 01:20:26,220 But go see her set. 2799 01:20:26,220 --> 01:20:27,620 I mean, it's fucking amazing. 2800 01:20:27,620 --> 01:20:29,460 You will have a great time if you go see her. 2801 01:20:29,460 --> 01:20:30,700 And like she just said, 2802 01:20:30,700 --> 01:20:32,180 she's the only comedian that came on here 2803 01:20:32,180 --> 01:20:33,000 in more than two shows. 2804 01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:34,180 I don't know if you noticed that. 2805 01:20:34,180 --> 01:20:35,020 But. 2806 01:20:35,020 --> 01:20:38,900 But go check her out, Nicky Johnson. 2807 01:20:38,900 --> 01:20:39,740 Thank you so much for coming on. 2808 01:20:39,740 --> 01:20:40,580 Thank you. 2809 01:20:40,580 --> 01:20:41,420 Thank you. 2810 01:20:41,420 --> 01:20:42,260 Perfect. 2811 01:20:42,260 --> 01:20:43,100 Hell yeah. 2812 01:20:43,100 --> 01:20:43,940 Good shit. 2813 01:20:43,940 --> 01:20:44,780 That was good. 2814 01:20:44,780 --> 01:20:45,780 I respect MLK. 2815 01:20:57,780 --> 01:20:59,980 There's some things that he did that I wouldn't do. 2816 01:20:59,980 --> 01:21:01,620 Like, you know, non-violent. 2817 01:21:01,620 --> 01:21:02,460 I'm sorry. 2818 01:21:02,460 --> 01:21:05,020 Hey, look, if a German Shepherd's bite my ass, 2819 01:21:05,020 --> 01:21:06,300 there's a water hulk coming on me 2820 01:21:06,300 --> 01:21:08,060 and some police with sticks coming on me. 2821 01:21:08,060 --> 01:21:09,220 It's a 50% chance. 2822 01:21:09,220 --> 01:21:10,660 I'm not, I'm not going to make it. 2823 01:21:10,660 --> 01:21:13,140 So I'd rather just take something with me before I go. 2824 01:21:13,140 --> 01:21:14,700 That would have been my thought. 2825 01:21:14,700 --> 01:21:16,020 You know, that would have been my thought. 2826 01:21:16,020 --> 01:21:17,460 I'm just saying like, 2827 01:21:17,460 --> 01:21:19,660 I watched some civil rights movies 2828 01:21:19,660 --> 01:21:21,180 and I see shit on that. 2829 01:21:21,180 --> 01:21:23,420 Like, ain't nobody gonna be spitting in my face now. 2830 01:21:23,420 --> 01:21:24,260 Like, God damn. 2831 01:21:24,260 --> 01:21:26,340 I mean, that's just me. 2832 01:21:26,340 --> 01:21:27,180 That's just me. 2833 01:21:27,180 --> 01:21:30,480 I was more of a Malcolm X guy, more than anything. 2834 01:21:30,480 --> 01:21:31,620 I respect Martin Luther King. 2835 01:21:31,620 --> 01:21:34,300 I mean, his way did bring about some change. 2836 01:21:34,300 --> 01:21:36,100 I just don't think in 1960 2837 01:21:36,100 --> 01:21:37,740 would have been a part of that change. 2838 01:21:37,740 --> 01:21:39,820 I probably would have said, man, man, can't get me fucked up. 2839 01:21:39,820 --> 01:21:40,660 If a nigga spit on me, 2840 01:21:40,660 --> 01:21:41,940 I'm slapping the shit out of his ass. 2841 01:21:41,940 --> 01:21:43,260 Life be life. 2842 01:21:43,260 --> 01:21:45,980 But then again, you got to think about your families. 2843 01:21:45,980 --> 01:21:48,940 Got to think about, you know, what can happen to them. 2844 01:21:48,940 --> 01:21:51,540 So it's kind of a slippery slope. 2845 01:21:51,540 --> 01:21:53,500 That's, I just can't let nobody spit on me. 2846 01:21:53,500 --> 01:21:54,420 Rest in peace, Martin Luther King. 2847 01:21:54,420 --> 01:21:55,460 Happy birthday, nigga. 2848 01:21:57,660 --> 01:21:59,460 Well, I got the nigga part, please. 2849 01:21:59,460 --> 01:22:20,460 I hate Scrappy Dude.