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This week on Clown College.

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Hold on, you said in the shape of a football.

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Yeah, OK, so it's a football where you put that's that has to be the craziest

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open mic I've been to thus far.

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It was the craziest two minute span of.

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Oh my God. It was great.

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I don't want to. The next Black Panther will be Brandon Willis.

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Oh, let's go, Brandon.

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Let's go, Brandon.

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Let's go, Brandon.

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Let's go, Brandon.

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Hey, all you, raise your hand if you have no idea about the Clown College podcast.

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Get out with the kid. I didn't know shit.

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Were you confused that your com wasn't black?

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Dude, dude.

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Listen, I'm at a community, it's Clown Community College, bro.

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And we want y'all there. We want to see what it takes to get you on the podcast, man.

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I'm gonna shoot you my manager number.

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I thought he was like one of the nicest people until you did that, man.

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Because he was like so kind.

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He murdered a guy.

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And then I was like, I'm going to think about this a little bit.

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I can't say I wouldn't say his name.

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Is he a Sylvia or not?

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No, he was a he had blonde hair.

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He always he supported it though.

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He had blonde hair.

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And he looked like Johnny Carson a little bit as he was young.

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You know what? Johnny Carson?

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I'm not going to lie. This whole time I thought that I was going to be probably the top two.

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Now I'm the damn last one.

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Damn, I didn't know they were going to get that high.

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That was high.

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You're that smart? What the fuck is going on here?

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I could deal with having a gay child, maybe even a trans child.

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I just can't have a stupid kid.

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Hey guys, welcome to the podcast.

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You may know me as Alex Z, editor of Clown College Comedy.

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Now this week, Dom Carr is sick with the Jakubian Flu.

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But it's the first episode of a new year.

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So we thought what a better way to start the year than with a clip show featuring the greatest moments from the past.

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So without further ado, the first clip we'd like to present is Brandon's infamous football pocket pussy origin story.

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Let's take a look, shall we?

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Y'all ever seen those football things they used to have?

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What the hell is he about to do?

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We went into Spencer's, my friend, and we saw a football pocket pussy for the first time.

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What? For the first time?

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And I was like, hold up, man, I want to try this shit out.

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And he was like, me too, man.

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So we went out and I was like, somebody's going to have to pay for this shit.

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So he went in there, he was buying it, talking to the dude.

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He's like, so you buy these? And the dude was like, yep.

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And he was like, all right, thank you.

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And we went in there, tried it and he threw it out.

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Wait, hold up, hold up, wait, wait.

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This man turned to French.

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Let me rephrase it.

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He went home and then we tried it.

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Of course I tried it. He was like, man, that shit sucked.

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You can't say of course I did.

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Brandon, Brandon, Brandon, was there disinfectant involved?

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No, we bought separate ones.

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Oh.

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Separate ones, okay.

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There you go.

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Not the same shit.

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He thought he took it home and then mailed it to you.

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No, they separate.

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Separate.

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He was like, you threw yours out?

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I was like, yeah.

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I thought your tag team was the football.

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He said that he threw his out and then you said yeah too, but you were lying?

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Yeah, I had it like, I had it hidden for like five months.

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I was like, this shit got to work.

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And I was like, you know this shit sucks.

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You know he was also lying, right?

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Yeah, he probably was.

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He was.

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He was.

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And y'all met him.

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Which what?

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You know who it is.

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Yeah?

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Think about it.

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You know the one that sound black.

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Hold on, hold on.

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You went out there when he had his friend on his face time?

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Nah, nah, nah.

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I wasn't there for the friend.

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But hold on.

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You said in the shape of a football.

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Yeah, I don't get that.

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Okay, so it's a football where you put your dick home.

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But what you do is you twist the top open and it's like in disguise.

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So it's like you can play football with it or you can just take it.

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So you can play with it or you can play with it.

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Well, Brandon, we know you can't fucking catch.

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I can't catch.

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So I gotta play for the other way.

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So we know it's not a football, man.

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Wait, so you take the top off of the football and you put your dick inside like a clamshell.

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Sometimes it's too much.

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You know, Brandon, it's entirely possible that you just bought a football.

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No, there was like some girl, there was a girl on the front of it showing.

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Fucking shit, I didn't dare fall.

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Okay, Brandon, show us what you did.

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So what I did was when I bought it, I did this, I twisted it.

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And when I twisted it, the squishy thing right there with that is there.

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And surprisingly, if you flipped it over, you could flip it to another end.

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Never use that end.

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You don't go in the back door?

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How do you clean it out?

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Well, you take the whole thing out.

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You can pull it all out clean and put it back in.

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Okay, please tell me.

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So your form with this, are you grabbing it by the laces?

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By the laces?

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You're double-handing it.

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Because you were younger.

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Yeah, I was like 14.

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So you're double-handing the fucking football masturbation device?

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Whatever we could do because it was uncomfortable.

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That's why I threw it out.

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Yeah, you're fucking a football.

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You're fucking the inside.

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It sucked, man.

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I got scared for a minute.

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I was like, wait a minute, this shit ain't coming off.

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I got stuck for a minute.

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What? What got stuck?

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Dude, I was using it, I couldn't take it off.

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I was like, hold up.

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Then I started freaking out and then I had to really do.

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That was the last time I ever used it.

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I was like, that's it.

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You got stuck?

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I got a ball right out.

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You have a football on your dick right now.

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I had to throw it out after that.

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Right there, I was like, that's it.

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That's when you got to hang up the damn ball.

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Retire the jersey, dude.

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Put it in the rafters.

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That was the last shot.

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That was the retirement game.

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Now, Pleasure didn't have nothing like that.

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We had no fuckable football.

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Boy, that sure was exciting, wasn't it?

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Now, the Huntsville comedy scene is not without its fair share of chaos

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that goes on at its comedy open mics.

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As demonstrated in these next couple clips,

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where Charlie and Charlie describe an infamous scenario

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that went down at a now extinct open mic.

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Let's see.

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That's my alter ego, Rick, man.

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So whenever you see me with that wig, just know it's not me.

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It's Rick.

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I love how you go so distraught over saying nigga.

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I know.

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I can't say that.

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Dedicated to the character.

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I was too much into character, man.

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I was so deep.

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I was like, man, then that nigga.

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I was like, ooh, Brandon, no.

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I got black friends.

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And I was like, what the fuck am I talking about?

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Nah, I'm good.

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Kind of like another white guy dropping the end ball.

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That has to be the craziest open mic I've been to thus far.

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It was the craziest two minute span of any open mic ever.

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It was great.

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I don't want to ruin it because it's who you have on later.

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He was like, somebody saying the N-word in the crowd was like,

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Haley's comment.

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I knew it was going to happen at some point.

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The room matters so much.

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And I swear I would have bombed except for all that happened.

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I was like, good, now I got some shit.

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I was like, now I have something to talk about.

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Finally, somebody did it.

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Tell them what happened.

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Only ever does it at that open mic.

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Our guest for today, Syfy.

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Syfy got jokes to give him his full name.

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He was on the stage performing.

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It was towards the end of his set.

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He is a black man.

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He said a joke that involved the N-word.

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I'll say that part.

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He said, look at this nigga in the cowboy hat.

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What Dom said.

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So he said, look at this nigga in the cowboy hat.

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You can't say that part either.

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This other white guy.

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He said, oh, yeah, look at this nigga in the cowboy hat.

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Because I can't be the first to react.

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You know what's crazy is I was in the bathroom when that happened.

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I didn't hear it happen at all.

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I walked out and the whole room was different.

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I was just like...

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I knew something had happened.

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I don't know who I asked.

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It might have been you, Dom.

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But I was like, what just happened?

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We were right next to each other because what happened next?

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Oh, my God, dude.

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Another newer comic.

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I think it's the second time.

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I saw him go his first time.

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I was like, that was a pretty good first time.

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Shout out Charles.

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Yeah, Charles Hood was his name.

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I was like, damn, that's pretty...

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That's Charlie Swisher, Charles Hood?

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We're occupying the same territory.

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We need to get this guy out of here.

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He doesn't look like a Charles Hood either.

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Skinny, skinny white guy with big glasses.

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Like...

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You almost just described Charlie.

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You actually...

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Oh, except glasses, you completely described me.

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He's definitely got a Beatles look going.

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Yeah, Paul McCartney.

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But he goes...

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John Lennon.

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But he goes up to the stage.

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Again, it's the second time going up.

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Alex has kind of addressed the...

263
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Who's the host has kind of addressed...

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He got a little mad.

265
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He got a little mad.

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He was muted.

267
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That's not the end of that either.

268
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We'll come back to that, I guess.

269
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But this guy, this new guy, goes up first step, catches the edge of the stage, falls

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flat on his face.

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The most perfect fall...

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I thought he was doing it on purpose.

273
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It was such a...

274
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I didn't know if it was part of the bit.

275
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No, it was...

276
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I've never...

277
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It was such a movie fall.

278
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He fell, what, maybe four feet?

279
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It wasn't that far at all.

280
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He just fell from standing up to the ground.

281
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But it looked like he hit terminal velocity and just plummeted and fucking like Felix

282
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Baumgartner from the stratosphere slammed into the stage.

283
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He didn't put his hands out.

284
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He went face first.

285
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He did not defend himself.

286
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He ate the fucking floor.

287
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He just absorbed with face and body.

288
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And then didn't mention it at all.

289
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Immediately just got on the mic and started talking about bees.

290
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Y'all like honey bees?

291
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Oh my gosh, I remember him.

292
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And when I almost fell too, I gave him that curse.

293
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You do that.

294
00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:27,520
You stop being...

295
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,520
It's a real effect.

296
00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:34,080
Now I know if something like that happens, you have to address it.

297
00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:35,080
He beasted it.

298
00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:36,080
What do you mean?

299
00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:37,080
He beasted it.

300
00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:38,080
He stayed in the pocket.

301
00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:39,080
He stayed in the pocket.

302
00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:41,120
But I feel like you have to mention if something like that...

303
00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:42,120
You have to be like...

304
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You have to let us know what just happened.

305
00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:46,960
Because I grabbed Charlie.

306
00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:48,520
I couldn't stop laughing.

307
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I was blind.

308
00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:51,680
There's no way this just happened.

309
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I was standing next to me and I looked at him and I was like, dude, what the fuck is

310
00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:56,960
going on?

311
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He's like, I don't know.

312
00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:59,680
There was just a tornado of energy in the dark.

313
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And Alex was still on the stage and Alex was standing there just looking down at him.

314
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He straight up publicly shamed him, pointed down at him and was like, hehehehehe.

315
00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:11,480
It was crazy, dude.

316
00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:15,520
I feel like Alex can hit that bully sidekick laugh too.

317
00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:17,520
That laugh is iconic.

318
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Once it speeds up, you in for it.

319
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,040
You have a good one.

320
00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:24,320
That was a great fucking night, dude.

321
00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:25,320
Yeah, that was wild.

322
00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:26,320
And then that guy though...

323
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I don't know if he's going to come back or not.

324
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He said his parting words to me and Jalen were that he was not coming back, but we'll

325
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see what happens.

326
00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:35,280
Good.

327
00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:36,280
Because you guys were over there talking to him for a while.

328
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For a long time.

329
00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:42,120
It was me, Jalen and Alex standing there and he comes up and I forget what he says at first,

330
00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:43,760
but Alex just gets straight to it.

331
00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:46,800
He's like, hey man, if you're going to do that and bring that energy in here, I don't

332
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:47,800
want it.

333
00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:48,800
You don't do it.

334
00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:52,560
Alex, he was heated, heated, telling this guy.

335
00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:56,040
And the dude starts going into the whole, we can't even have a conversation about a

336
00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:57,040
lot.

337
00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:58,040
And Alex just gets up and leaves.

338
00:12:58,040 --> 00:12:59,040
But now he's left.

339
00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:00,040
Yeah, exactly.

340
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,040
Good for him.

341
00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:02,040
I was like, yeah.

342
00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:05,600
I already liked Alex, but that made me respect him in a different way other than just this

343
00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:07,600
comedy shit.

344
00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:10,360
But now he's just with me and Jalen who...

345
00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:12,560
People think I'm laid back, but Jalen...

346
00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:14,840
The most laid back.

347
00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:20,360
So now this guy is going off, kind of raging at two dudes that just do not care.

348
00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:24,480
Or just like, I'm just being like, hey man, just don't stress it dude.

349
00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:27,400
I don't know why I thought the angle that would make sense to him, I was like, look,

350
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:28,920
it's Alex's show.

351
00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:30,520
If he says you can't do that, you can't do that.

352
00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:34,800
But he was on some moral thing about when he was repeating sci-fi.

353
00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:35,800
I don't even know.

354
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:36,800
It doesn't even fucking matter, his reasons.

355
00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:39,600
But it was just like, I was like...

356
00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:40,920
They let him go up after that.

357
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:41,920
No, no, he still went up.

358
00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:42,920
They let him go up.

359
00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:45,080
He stood on the ten minutes of his set defending his actions.

360
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:46,080
He stood on business.

361
00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:49,160
Yeah, he did stand on business because he never said, oh, my bad.

362
00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:50,760
No, he never once apologized.

363
00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:52,600
He was like, I was repeating.

364
00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:53,600
You guys don't say it.

365
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:56,000
He started pointing out why guys...

366
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,440
I know you said it.

367
00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:00,640
I think he thought I was going to be his strongest ally.

368
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:03,120
And then I was like, dude, we don't support that shit.

369
00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:04,480
I told that to him too, his face.

370
00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:07,360
He wouldn't even talk to me the rest of the night.

371
00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:09,520
I felt like I was the only one that was pissed about it.

372
00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:13,160
And I was like, am I that liberal white right now that's like, what the fuck?

373
00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:14,160
And nobody else gives a shit.

374
00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:15,160
I'm not going to lie.

375
00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:17,160
I thought it was fucking hilarious.

376
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,160
Oh, I laughed.

377
00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:19,160
Oh, yeah.

378
00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:20,720
And I couldn't even get over...

379
00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:25,800
Even though him saying it, like him saying that was crazy, but the fall to me was just

380
00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:26,800
so...

381
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,720
It was a cherry on top.

382
00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:30,000
You couldn't script it better than that.

383
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,400
If you did, you'd be like, OK, you guys are going over the top.

384
00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:35,680
Like no, this dude face playing it, arms behind his back.

385
00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:36,680
Boom.

386
00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:40,080
Dude, the fact that none of that was on video is a crime.

387
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,280
And Jack didn't get that on video.

388
00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:43,280
He got my set on video.

389
00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:45,520
I was so happy he got my set too because I didn't record it.

390
00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:52,720
Because I told him to record the guy and then literally he recorded before and then after.

391
00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:54,480
But we didn't get that part.

392
00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:55,480
Dang, man.

393
00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:56,480
That sucks.

394
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:57,480
That was a gym.

395
00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:58,480
Man, if we had that on camera.

396
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:01,600
And I told him, I was like, here, follow me on Instagram.

397
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,080
We're going to talk about you this week.

398
00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:05,160
I just want you to know that.

399
00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:06,160
He's cool though.

400
00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:07,160
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

401
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:10,440
He's always had a little bit of funny energy, but whatever.

402
00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:16,240
But it was funny that when he was talking to me and Jalen, at this point, we kind of

403
00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:20,320
were his only allies because we're letting him vent to us about this and we're both just

404
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:23,320
being like, chill out about it, dude.

405
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:27,400
And then within that conversation, he turns on us and he's like, neither of you guys have

406
00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:28,760
said anything productive.

407
00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:30,640
You're just too stupid to understand this.

408
00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:31,640
Oh, hell no.

409
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:32,640
Sorry, God, he said that.

410
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:33,640
Dude, if he comes back tonight.

411
00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:34,640
Oh, hell no.

412
00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:36,320
I don't know why he would.

413
00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:37,320
I didn't know he said that.

414
00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:38,320
No, yeah, he did.

415
00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:39,320
It was broken.

416
00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:42,760
I'm putting two separate things together, but I mean, it was all in the same conversation

417
00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:43,760
and he's like, y'all haven't said anything.

418
00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:44,760
And I was like, neither of you, dude.

419
00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:47,760
I mean, you're the one that just said the N word.

420
00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:50,560
I don't know what's so productive that you're doing, but I don't know.

421
00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:53,160
Me and Jim were just like, all right, whatever.

422
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:54,160
And that's when he finally did.

423
00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:57,540
Well, actually his, I don't know if it's his girlfriend or just a lady with him, but she

424
00:15:57,540 --> 00:16:00,220
eventually came and was like, hey, we have to go do that.

425
00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:01,720
She saw that we were like.

426
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:05,760
You know, those are the two girls we went to, me and Jake went to Moody Mondays.

427
00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:06,760
Oh really?

428
00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:07,760
Yeah.

429
00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:08,760
Yeah.

430
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:09,760
We hung out with him like the week before.

431
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,080
Oh, so then after all this.

432
00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:12,080
Oh, that's right.

433
00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:13,080
Cause they were talking about Moody's.

434
00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:14,080
Now I remember that.

435
00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,680
And then they came, he came up, he was like, Hey, you want to go to Moody's?

436
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:16,680
I'm like, no, man.

437
00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,680
Don't come ask me to go to Moody's.

438
00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:22,040
Cause this was after you guys had talked for like, wasn't that like an hour?

439
00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:24,640
It was a, it was a, it couldn't have been that long.

440
00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:27,440
I feel like like 20 minutes, but it felt long though.

441
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:28,800
Cause I kept on looking over there.

442
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,160
I'm like, I wonder what they're talking about.

443
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:34,440
I did kind of feel bad too, because I guess one of his friends went up for the first time.

444
00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:36,040
And I just made fun of his set immediately.

445
00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:40,320
Cause he was talking about how he makes women come on a dirt bike and like, I don't know

446
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:45,720
what it is, but like, I'm not, you know, uh, I do like self-deprecating shit.

447
00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:49,840
So if you're going to do the opposite of that, I'm going to make fun of you.

448
00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:51,800
And also this dude's vibe was crazy.

449
00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:52,800
Yeah.

450
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:53,800
Yeah.

451
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:57,840
The cowboy hat decided to sit down on the, on the stage, not even on the, not even.

452
00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:58,840
Yeah.

453
00:16:58,840 --> 00:16:59,840
Yeah.

454
00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:04,120
I was like, yeah, I'll make bitches come on my dirt bike too.

455
00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:05,120
Yeah.

456
00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:07,160
Y'all are deep.

457
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,160
Yeah.

458
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:11,520
What's the worst slur that you ever saw?

459
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:13,520
Or wanted to say.

460
00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:21,280
Oh, uh, well, you know how whenever like comedians like get up on stage, they riff on the previous

461
00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:22,280
set.

462
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:23,280
Yeah.

463
00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:32,160
And you remember the guy who enthusiastically said something, maybe he shouldn't have.

464
00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:33,160
John the bomb.

465
00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:34,160
John the bomb.

466
00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:35,160
Oh yeah.

467
00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:36,160
That was it.

468
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:37,160
Yeah.

469
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:39,640
So, so like whenever I fell, it kind of slipped out.

470
00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:43,240
Oh, but it was off my.

471
00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:50,920
I get it.

472
00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:52,680
I get it dude.

473
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:54,600
Like we were all young once.

474
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:55,600
Yeah.

475
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,960
Box call make you say some slurs.

476
00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:58,960
Oh dude.

477
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:04,320
I sort of Christ it with.

478
00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:05,320
We got to go back now.

479
00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:07,280
Now say I'm in there now.

480
00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:08,280
Club enticed.

481
00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:09,280
Club enticed.

482
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:10,280
It looks good.

483
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:11,280
Shout out.

484
00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:12,280
Yeah.

485
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:13,280
Shout out.

486
00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:14,280
Hell yeah.

487
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:15,280
It's got the neon and everything.

488
00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:16,280
Yeah.

489
00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:17,720
It's like a nice little stage.

490
00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:19,920
It's like, it's legit like made over.

491
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:20,920
It's like super nice.

492
00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:21,920
Yeah.

493
00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:25,320
Mike said he might get a mic there or show.

494
00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:26,920
He said he's going to do a show like once a month.

495
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:29,520
I'll start coming back out if we can get in there.

496
00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:30,520
Yeah.

497
00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:32,520
I want that karaoke room dude.

498
00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:33,520
Yeah.

499
00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:34,520
Get painted over that shit.

500
00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:35,520
I really hope they get painted over that shit.

501
00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:37,960
They just put all those people in blackface.

502
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:41,200
All the members of Kiss.

503
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:44,040
They were already halfway doing it.

504
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,000
Wow.

505
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,920
Can you believe I let that go down on my watch?

506
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:55,400
Now alongside the lows, we've also had many highs this year, such as Brandon Willis' recruitment

507
00:18:55,400 --> 00:19:01,960
as Black Panther in the esteemed comedy production duo, Black Panther Hidden Dragon.

508
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:08,280
Let's see how that all went down.

509
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,280
How'd I break the heart?

510
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:10,280
What happened?

511
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:11,280
So how you been?

512
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:14,280
Man, I've been good, but I got fucked up.

513
00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:15,280
There.

514
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:16,280
Oh shit.

515
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:17,280
Listen here, fucker.

516
00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:18,280
What the fuck?

517
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:19,280
What the fuck you doing here?

518
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:20,280
You here for me?

519
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,280
I'm here for you.

520
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:22,280
Stand up.

521
00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:23,280
Hold on.

522
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:24,280
Let me stand up.

523
00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:25,280
Sit down.

524
00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:26,280
Sit down.

525
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:27,280
Brandon, don't listen to him.

526
00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:28,280
Oh wait, what the fuck?

527
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:29,280
You don't listen to him?

528
00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:30,280
No, man.

529
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:31,280
This is, I come with an offering, motherfucker.

530
00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:32,280
Do you believe this shit?

531
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:33,280
The hell is going on here?

532
00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:34,280
Listen here, I'm coming to save the Huntsville comedy scene from mediocre white comics lately.

533
00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:35,280
Oh shit.

534
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:36,280
I ain't white.

535
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:37,280
I ain't white.

536
00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:38,280
I ain't white.

537
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:39,280
I ain't white.

538
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:40,280
I ain't white.

539
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,280
I ain't white.

540
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:42,280
I ain't white.

541
00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:43,280
I ain't white.

542
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:44,280
I ain't white.

543
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:45,280
I ain't white.

544
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:46,280
I ain't white.

545
00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:48,280
I ain't white.

546
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:49,280
I'm not mediocre.

547
00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:50,280
They've done enough to sully the scene.

548
00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:51,280
I have an offer for you.

549
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:52,280
You are going to help me host the What a Joke Comedy Open mic at 7.30 p.m. on Sundays and

550
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:53,280
the Fat Sammy's Comedy Open mic every 8 p.m. on Wednesdays.

551
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:54,280
Oh hell yeah.

552
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,280
We got too many mics going on.

553
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:56,280
We got, Clown College has Pleasure Silver Bullet mic at 7.30 on Tuesdays.

554
00:19:56,280 --> 00:20:18,280
And Shag Nasty's at 9.

555
00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:20,280
Are you going to let them gaslight you with that?

556
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:21,280
No, I'm not.

557
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:22,280
I mean, I'm going to do them all.

558
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:23,280
I'll do them all.

559
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:24,280
Before we make any rush judgments, will you guys mind if I ask you a question?

560
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:28,280
Before we make any rush judgments, will you open up the video on QuickTime?

561
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:29,280
QuickTime?

562
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:30,280
To the left.

563
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:31,280
Not that?

564
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:32,280
Yeah, that right there.

565
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:33,280
Make it full screen.

566
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:34,280
All right.

567
00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:35,280
Play that.

568
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:36,280
Today is the right day.

569
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:37,280
Today is the day that we are transferring over the powers of the universe.

570
00:20:37,280 --> 00:21:00,280
Oh hell yeah.

571
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:12,280
Oh hell yeah.

572
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,280
Oh hell yeah.

573
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:15,280
My head's going.

574
00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:16,280
My head's going.

575
00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:17,280
Oh shit.

576
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:18,280
There we go.

577
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:19,280
Hey, Don Jay.

578
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:20,280
Oh shit.

579
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:21,280
Did I miss the audition?

580
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,280
Don Jay.

581
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:23,280
How you doing, man?

582
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:31,280
Oh my God.

583
00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:39,280
Oh, sorry.

584
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:51,280
I look kind of cute.

585
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:58,280
What's up, Don Jay?

586
00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:00,280
Did you know today is Brandon's birthday?

587
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:01,280
Oh my God.

588
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:08,280
I'm so excited.

589
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:36,280
I'm so excited.

590
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:39,280
I thought we were supposed to cut off Brandon from talking.

591
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:42,280
I think that knock was for them to start.

592
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:48,280
And then I'm waiting.

593
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:49,280
How you been?

594
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:50,280
Man, I've been good.

595
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:53,280
I got fucked up.

596
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:54,280
Listen here, fuckers.

597
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:55,280
What the fuck?

598
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:56,280
What the fuck?

599
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:57,280
What the fuck?

600
00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:58,280
What the fuck are you doing here?

601
00:22:58,280 --> 00:22:59,280
I'm here for you.

602
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:00,280
I'm here for you.

603
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:01,280
Stand up.

604
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:02,280
Hold on, let me stand right there.

605
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:03,280
Sit down.

606
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:04,280
Sit down.

607
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:05,280
Sit down.

608
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:06,280
I'm going to call Brandon again.

609
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:07,280
Don't listen to him.

610
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:08,280
Oh, wait, what the fuck?

611
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:11,580
You all listen to him.

612
00:23:11,580 --> 00:23:14,920
We made that boy's day that day, let me tell you.

613
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:22,280
Can you believe alongside all this that we've seen so far, we've also done two live shows?

614
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:23,480
That's insane.

615
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:28,840
What other podcast has done two live shows that they can name?

616
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:30,520
Comment below.

617
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:32,320
But here's a clip from the first one.

618
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:38,320
It's a wonderful clip of Charlie Fisher rapping the new theme song as well as a live version

619
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:40,240
of Brandon's Corner.

620
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:41,240
Let's take a listen.

621
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:42,240
Clown College people, let's get it going.

622
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:43,240
Yeah.

623
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:44,240
Welcome to Clown College.

624
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:45,240
Yeah, Clown College.

625
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:46,240
In many ways, the elevator in the town college.

626
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:47,240
So if you want to hear a little honest, you take some place to make it as a comic.

627
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:48,240
See you in the next one.

628
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:49,240
I'm Brandon.

629
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:50,240
I'm Brandon.

630
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:51,240
I'm Brandon.

631
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:52,240
I'm Brandon.

632
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:53,240
I'm Brandon.

633
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:54,240
I'm Brandon.

634
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:55,240
I'm Brandon.

635
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:56,240
I'm Brandon.

636
00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:57,240
I'm Brandon.

637
00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:58,240
I'm Brandon.

638
00:23:58,240 --> 00:23:59,240
I'm Brandon.

639
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:00,240
I'm Brandon.

640
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:01,240
I'm Brandon.

641
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:02,240
I'm Brandon.

642
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:03,240
I'm Brandon.

643
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:04,240
I'm Brandon.

644
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:05,240
Yes, let's take a breath for a while.

645
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:06,240
Get down to the face of the crowd.

646
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:07,240
We got a guest right now.

647
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:08,240
To show the hell.

648
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:09,240
Here we go.

649
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:10,760
Let's all go to Clown College baby.

650
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:12,040
It's with Brandon Williamson.

651
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:13,040
Stop糖Don't change it.

652
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:14,100
Let's all go to Clown College baby.

653
00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:16,280
It's with Brandon Williamson.

654
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:18,360
Stop糖Don't change it.

655
00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:19,480
Oh man.

656
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:21,480
Baby

657
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:51,480
Oh

658
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:21,480
Yeah

659
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:32,560
Dan pretty all right, dude, Brandon, you know, I just want the audience to get to know you a little more man

660
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:34,560
It's all right. Yeah

661
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:40,640
Telling me the other day about a story you had with your uncle who tried to fight you. Oh

662
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:43,760
Yes

663
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:47,820
First time I got high you weird weird. He was like

664
00:25:47,820 --> 00:25:50,580
we were doing it and we were having a good time.

665
00:25:50,580 --> 00:25:51,420
And then I go in and he's like,

666
00:25:51,420 --> 00:25:52,260
hey man, you know what?

667
00:25:52,260 --> 00:25:53,660
I can kick your ass.

668
00:25:53,660 --> 00:25:54,500
I go like, what?

669
00:25:54,500 --> 00:25:55,900
What are you talking about?

670
00:25:55,900 --> 00:25:58,140
He's like, yeah man, you don't know it, but you can.

671
00:25:58,140 --> 00:25:59,460
I knew you were just an animation.

672
00:25:59,460 --> 00:26:00,860
I could get up and come to a kickoff.

673
00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:03,380
I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about?

674
00:26:03,380 --> 00:26:05,340
I need to get my fit bit up, man.

675
00:26:05,340 --> 00:26:08,140
That didn't make any sense to me.

676
00:26:08,140 --> 00:26:11,060
It got weird because like, after that happened,

677
00:26:11,060 --> 00:26:13,500
he was like, alright, let's go to Dave Buster's

678
00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:15,020
and go on a ride.

679
00:26:15,020 --> 00:26:17,220
I'm gonna have a DR thing.

680
00:26:17,220 --> 00:26:19,140
Was the DR his top brand?

681
00:26:19,140 --> 00:26:19,980
No.

682
00:26:19,980 --> 00:26:21,980
Thank God it wasn't, man.

683
00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:25,460
It was terminated at the Jurassic Park.

684
00:26:25,460 --> 00:26:26,300
Oh, that's pretty sad.

685
00:26:26,300 --> 00:26:27,780
And I didn't mean that for re-edition,

686
00:26:27,780 --> 00:26:29,980
but you know they were past it.

687
00:26:29,980 --> 00:26:30,820
Maybe good.

688
00:26:30,820 --> 00:26:32,500
They had DR back then, dude?

689
00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:33,620
Oh, hell yeah, man.

690
00:26:33,620 --> 00:26:35,900
Hey, I wanna know about the first time

691
00:26:35,900 --> 00:26:37,260
you purchased a pocket pistol.

692
00:26:37,260 --> 00:26:38,380
Oh my gosh.

693
00:26:38,380 --> 00:26:39,220
So, I.

694
00:26:39,220 --> 00:26:41,500
You didn't say the first time?

695
00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:43,300
Yeah, so I was a kid, man.

696
00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:45,300
I'm about 16.

697
00:26:45,300 --> 00:26:47,260
A six-handed, me and my bro, we were like, man,

698
00:26:47,260 --> 00:26:49,660
we gotta do something, man.

699
00:26:49,660 --> 00:26:51,780
You gotta be a contact, you know what I'm saying.

700
00:26:51,780 --> 00:26:53,780
Make life better, so what we did was we.

701
00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:58,940
We decided to go defensive, right?

702
00:26:58,940 --> 00:27:00,980
We were looking back there to see what was there,

703
00:27:00,980 --> 00:27:04,060
and it was a football, right?

704
00:27:04,060 --> 00:27:06,140
A DP football, both hands, right?

705
00:27:06,140 --> 00:27:08,300
And we went in there, right?

706
00:27:08,300 --> 00:27:11,220
And so I was looking at it, and I was like,

707
00:27:11,220 --> 00:27:12,060
this the only one?

708
00:27:12,060 --> 00:27:12,900
He was like, yeah, it's the only one, man.

709
00:27:12,900 --> 00:27:14,740
So I said, okay, I got a plan.

710
00:27:14,740 --> 00:27:17,620
You go in there, you buy it, I'm gonna watch you buy it.

711
00:27:17,620 --> 00:27:18,460
You act cool.

712
00:27:18,460 --> 00:27:20,860
So he went up there and he was telling you,

713
00:27:20,860 --> 00:27:23,180
he was like, yeah, man, so you ever use this?

714
00:27:23,180 --> 00:27:24,260
You recommend it?

715
00:27:24,260 --> 00:27:25,700
And the dude was looking at it, so we were like,

716
00:27:25,700 --> 00:27:27,300
yeah, I recommend it, whatever.

717
00:27:29,300 --> 00:27:32,540
Then after like five tries, we realized,

718
00:27:32,540 --> 00:27:34,660
or by the way, you accepted it.

719
00:27:34,660 --> 00:27:36,740
I'm just letting you know.

720
00:27:36,740 --> 00:27:39,500
We realized that we weren't using it right.

721
00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:43,140
You're supposed to take it out of the football.

722
00:27:43,140 --> 00:27:44,860
So you were banging it inside the football.

723
00:27:44,860 --> 00:27:46,420
Yeah, it was inside the football.

724
00:27:46,420 --> 00:27:47,540
And it was uncomfortable.

725
00:27:47,540 --> 00:27:48,380
Very uncomfortable.

726
00:27:48,380 --> 00:27:50,660
I thought it was something you have to remember.

727
00:27:50,660 --> 00:27:53,300
I got a question though, did you hold it by the laces?

728
00:27:53,300 --> 00:27:54,140
Yes.

729
00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:56,460
Well, I thought that's what that was for, man.

730
00:27:56,460 --> 00:27:58,660
I don't know if that makes it group or shit, but no.

731
00:27:58,660 --> 00:27:59,780
You were the main dude.

732
00:27:59,780 --> 00:28:01,060
Nah, man, it was weird.

733
00:28:01,060 --> 00:28:02,620
It was weird, yeah.

734
00:28:02,620 --> 00:28:04,380
I have a clarifying question.

735
00:28:05,900 --> 00:28:07,340
So at the beginning of the story,

736
00:28:07,340 --> 00:28:08,420
you said they knew it in Spencer's,

737
00:28:08,420 --> 00:28:09,860
and there was only one.

738
00:28:09,860 --> 00:28:11,260
Yes, no, there was two.

739
00:28:11,260 --> 00:28:13,260
Oh, no, come on, bro.

740
00:28:13,260 --> 00:28:14,600
I'm just saying.

741
00:28:16,980 --> 00:28:18,900
You know, what was the experience about this move?

742
00:28:18,900 --> 00:28:20,100
I didn't know how to drive yet,

743
00:28:20,100 --> 00:28:21,900
but me and my friend had to be like,

744
00:28:21,900 --> 00:28:23,060
hey, mom, we go to the mall,

745
00:28:23,060 --> 00:28:25,060
so we on a family trip, nobody knows.

746
00:28:25,060 --> 00:28:27,060
I don't know how to turn.

747
00:28:27,060 --> 00:28:29,940
It was, yeah, yeah, man.

748
00:28:29,940 --> 00:28:32,620
I touched down that bitch in the garbage can.

749
00:28:32,620 --> 00:28:35,620
How long ago did you throw that away?

750
00:28:36,620 --> 00:28:38,660
About a year later.

751
00:28:38,660 --> 00:28:40,860
Yeah, it was like, yeah, I'd be disguised,

752
00:28:40,860 --> 00:28:43,140
I was just hoping nobody'd get that Nickelodeon slime

753
00:28:43,140 --> 00:28:43,980
and just boom.

754
00:28:43,980 --> 00:28:44,820
Boom.

755
00:28:44,820 --> 00:28:48,060
Oh, damn, dude, you put some fucking miles on that thing.

756
00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:48,900
Yeah.

757
00:28:48,900 --> 00:28:50,460
Oh my gosh.

758
00:28:50,460 --> 00:28:52,260
And why would you say that, bro?

759
00:28:52,260 --> 00:28:53,100
Yeah.

760
00:28:54,540 --> 00:28:55,380
Six.

761
00:28:55,380 --> 00:28:56,220
Metaphor.

762
00:28:56,220 --> 00:28:57,140
Hell yeah.

763
00:28:59,340 --> 00:29:00,540
What about growing up, man?

764
00:29:00,540 --> 00:29:03,020
Did you have any fun experiences in school growing up?

765
00:29:03,020 --> 00:29:04,300
I had a lot of experiences.

766
00:29:04,300 --> 00:29:07,420
I had one weird experience once that was,

767
00:29:07,420 --> 00:29:08,660
where this is when I realized

768
00:29:08,660 --> 00:29:11,580
that I may have been a little bit off, since it's a man.

769
00:29:11,580 --> 00:29:12,860
You know what I mean?

770
00:29:12,860 --> 00:29:14,780
He goes, okay, so that was this kid that went up to me

771
00:29:14,780 --> 00:29:16,180
and he's like, hey, they gonna be my friends?

772
00:29:16,180 --> 00:29:18,140
I'm like, yeah, they gonna be your friends.

773
00:29:18,140 --> 00:29:18,980
Let's do it.

774
00:29:18,980 --> 00:29:20,460
He said, hey, man, so let's get on the Bucky Bar

775
00:29:20,460 --> 00:29:24,100
because you know I could hold on to that thing tomorrow.

776
00:29:24,100 --> 00:29:26,300
He was like, yeah, I'll hold on to you, right?

777
00:29:26,300 --> 00:29:29,980
So he held on to me and when we got halfway in,

778
00:29:29,980 --> 00:29:32,500
boom, he swam in my hat.

779
00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:34,340
And I said, what the fuck is that about?

780
00:29:34,340 --> 00:29:37,540
He was like, oh, I didn't mean to do that.

781
00:29:37,540 --> 00:29:39,340
I'm like, all right, man, don't do that again.

782
00:29:39,340 --> 00:29:40,620
So then we did it again.

783
00:29:42,340 --> 00:29:44,220
And then he does it again.

784
00:29:44,220 --> 00:29:45,620
And then I'm like, yo, what happened?

785
00:29:45,620 --> 00:29:46,460
He said, I slipped.

786
00:29:46,460 --> 00:29:48,020
And I'm like, well, don't slip again.

787
00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:50,020
And then we did it again.

788
00:29:52,580 --> 00:29:56,380
Then we did two more times until I couldn't get up.

789
00:29:56,380 --> 00:29:58,980
Then I went home and watched the Blue Leg Iron Man 2

790
00:29:58,980 --> 00:30:01,540
eating some soup that I didn't want to eat.

791
00:30:01,540 --> 00:30:03,420
What kind of soup?

792
00:30:03,420 --> 00:30:04,540
Chicken noodle soup.

793
00:30:04,540 --> 00:30:08,900
Now what's the defining quality about the guy that did this?

794
00:30:08,900 --> 00:30:10,020
What's the defining quality?

795
00:30:10,020 --> 00:30:11,020
I don't know.

796
00:30:11,020 --> 00:30:12,140
He's Miami now, man.

797
00:30:12,140 --> 00:30:12,980
I don't like him.

798
00:30:12,980 --> 00:30:14,940
I don't know.

799
00:30:14,940 --> 00:30:17,020
I've never seen the dude again and I feel like there was

800
00:30:17,020 --> 00:30:19,020
something wrong mentally.

801
00:30:19,020 --> 00:30:20,020
I don't know.

802
00:30:20,020 --> 00:30:20,340
It's weird.

803
00:30:20,340 --> 00:30:22,020
He goes boom, boom, boom.

804
00:30:22,020 --> 00:30:23,020
I don't know.

805
00:30:23,020 --> 00:30:25,220
I used to feel bad after when the dude can't get up

806
00:30:25,220 --> 00:30:27,980
because everybody was surrounding me like a movie.

807
00:30:27,980 --> 00:30:29,740
So he did it to you four times.

808
00:30:29,740 --> 00:30:31,020
He's the one who did it to you.

809
00:30:31,020 --> 00:30:32,020
Five.

810
00:30:32,020 --> 00:30:33,020
Five.

811
00:30:33,020 --> 00:30:34,020
Five.

812
00:30:34,020 --> 00:30:35,020
Five.

813
00:30:35,020 --> 00:30:36,020
Five.

814
00:30:36,020 --> 00:30:37,020
Five.

815
00:30:37,020 --> 00:30:38,020
Five.

816
00:30:38,020 --> 00:30:39,020
Five.

817
00:30:39,020 --> 00:30:40,020
Five.

818
00:30:40,020 --> 00:30:42,020
We just kept playing it, all right?

819
00:30:42,020 --> 00:30:43,020
I know I should have done it.

820
00:30:43,020 --> 00:30:44,020
Boogie.

821
00:30:44,020 --> 00:30:45,020
Kick it, boogie.

822
00:30:45,020 --> 00:30:50,020
I know, but I was a very trusting man back then.

823
00:30:50,020 --> 00:30:51,020
Very trusting.

824
00:30:51,020 --> 00:30:54,020
So if you guys don't watch Spock Guys, you don't know that

825
00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:58,020
Brandon is kind of a magnet for child prayers.

826
00:30:58,020 --> 00:30:59,020
That's right.

827
00:30:59,020 --> 00:31:00,020
He is.

828
00:31:00,020 --> 00:31:01,020
He is.

829
00:31:01,020 --> 00:31:04,020
He is.

830
00:31:04,020 --> 00:31:09,020
How many times have you almost got angry with Penitentiary?

831
00:31:09,020 --> 00:31:13,020
See, I wasn't participating in that.

832
00:31:13,020 --> 00:31:17,020
Probably about 10 suspicious times.

833
00:31:17,020 --> 00:31:18,020
10.

834
00:31:18,020 --> 00:31:20,020
I'm like, that's a little weird.

835
00:31:20,020 --> 00:31:22,020
And then I know what's going to be like.

836
00:31:22,020 --> 00:31:23,020
This is getting weird.

837
00:31:23,020 --> 00:31:24,020
I don't know.

838
00:31:24,020 --> 00:31:27,020
Can I open it up a little bit and ask you how many times

839
00:31:27,020 --> 00:31:31,020
you've had a bad shit going down with a person angry with Penitentiary?

840
00:31:31,020 --> 00:31:32,020
That's a little specific.

841
00:31:32,020 --> 00:31:33,020
Almost, though.

842
00:31:33,020 --> 00:31:37,020
Bad shit goes down without actually opening it up.

843
00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:41,020
So how about you tell us about times you almost got kidnapped?

844
00:31:41,020 --> 00:31:43,020
Man, let me think of one.

845
00:31:43,020 --> 00:31:45,020
Let me think of one.

846
00:31:45,020 --> 00:31:46,020
I've got something.

847
00:31:46,020 --> 00:31:51,020
OK, so I remember I had a bad shit going down with a kid.

848
00:31:51,020 --> 00:31:55,020
You know, bad shit going down with a kid.

849
00:31:55,020 --> 00:32:00,020
And this old man, we were at Kroger's, right?

850
00:32:00,020 --> 00:32:02,020
My mom was just shopping over there.

851
00:32:02,020 --> 00:32:05,020
I was like, hey, man, come over here and get some candy.

852
00:32:05,020 --> 00:32:08,020
And you know, that's a rare flag for normal kids.

853
00:32:08,020 --> 00:32:10,020
Me, I just went right over there.

854
00:32:10,020 --> 00:32:11,020
I was like, hey, man, what is this?

855
00:32:11,020 --> 00:32:12,020
Then I was about to make it.

856
00:32:12,020 --> 00:32:14,020
And it had a green thing in the middle of it.

857
00:32:14,020 --> 00:32:16,020
And I just looked right at it.

858
00:32:16,020 --> 00:32:18,020
And I was going to eat it, and my mom smacked it out my hand.

859
00:32:18,020 --> 00:32:19,020
I know we eat stuff from strange.

860
00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:21,020
You wouldn't be asking me to go to the truck.

861
00:32:21,020 --> 00:32:24,020
And I said, I'm going to fuck him up at four or five years old.

862
00:32:24,020 --> 00:32:29,020
And I said, if I was fat, I would probably roll it off,

863
00:32:29,020 --> 00:32:31,020
kick me over the best, and look at me again.

864
00:32:31,020 --> 00:32:34,020
For you to be honest, dude, show me where on this wooden cock

865
00:32:34,020 --> 00:32:35,020
you touched it.

866
00:32:38,020 --> 00:32:40,020
Audience, why are you doing this?

867
00:32:40,020 --> 00:32:41,020
I'm about to get up.

868
00:32:41,020 --> 00:32:43,020
He's about to show us.

869
00:32:43,020 --> 00:32:45,020
I'm about to get up.

870
00:32:45,020 --> 00:32:50,020
Hey, audience, raise your hand if you have no idea about the

871
00:32:50,020 --> 00:32:55,020
Clown College Podcast.

872
00:32:55,020 --> 00:32:59,020
If you're unaware, you need to go to YouTube and subscribe to

873
00:32:59,020 --> 00:33:01,020
the Clown College Comedy Podcast.

874
00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:03,020
They do a fantastic job.

875
00:33:03,020 --> 00:33:05,020
They're super maintaining, and they have a lot of really cool

876
00:33:05,020 --> 00:33:07,020
guests, like me.

877
00:33:07,020 --> 00:33:13,020
We like to highlight all the comedians and all the goons.

878
00:33:13,020 --> 00:33:20,020
Boy, we're really superstars, huh?

879
00:33:20,020 --> 00:33:24,020
Speaking of superstars, we've had our fair share of stars as

880
00:33:24,020 --> 00:33:29,020
guests on the show, such as Brent Reed, Casio Kid, and

881
00:33:29,020 --> 00:33:32,020
Charleston White, believe it or not.

882
00:33:32,020 --> 00:33:35,020
Let's take a listen at these three clips with those three

883
00:33:35,020 --> 00:33:36,020
people in them.

884
00:33:36,020 --> 00:33:39,020
I think Brent needs to hear one of Brandon's stories.

885
00:33:39,020 --> 00:33:40,020
Okay.

886
00:33:40,020 --> 00:33:41,020
Peel them up.

887
00:33:41,020 --> 00:33:47,020
Brandon, tell our friend here, man, there's so many.

888
00:33:47,020 --> 00:33:48,020
There's so many.

889
00:33:48,020 --> 00:33:51,020
What happened the first time you busted a nut?

890
00:33:51,020 --> 00:33:56,020
I've been wondering this all the time.

891
00:33:56,020 --> 00:33:58,020
I'm glad someone asked.

892
00:33:58,020 --> 00:34:01,020
Well, since it's on the table, I'm glad someone asked.

893
00:34:01,020 --> 00:34:06,020
The first day I did this, I got scared because I didn't know

894
00:34:06,020 --> 00:34:07,020
what was happening.

895
00:34:07,020 --> 00:34:09,020
Because I was a kid, I didn't know shit.

896
00:34:09,020 --> 00:34:12,020
Were you confused that your cum wasn't black?

897
00:34:12,020 --> 00:34:15,020
Dude, this was the time that I didn't even know what beat me

898
00:34:15,020 --> 00:34:16,020
was.

899
00:34:16,020 --> 00:34:18,020
Kids would come up and be like, hey, man, you beat your meat.

900
00:34:18,020 --> 00:34:21,020
I'm embarrassed to say this now, but I used to really think

901
00:34:21,020 --> 00:34:23,020
people were hitting on meat and shit.

902
00:34:23,020 --> 00:34:26,020
I would be like, what the fuck are you talking about?

903
00:34:26,020 --> 00:34:31,020
I was curious when I found out.

904
00:34:31,020 --> 00:34:33,020
Then I was doing it, and then it happened.

905
00:34:33,020 --> 00:34:36,020
I got scared and freaked out because I thought I got hurt.

906
00:34:36,020 --> 00:34:39,020
Bleeding cum?

907
00:34:39,020 --> 00:34:41,020
This shit ain't going down.

908
00:34:41,020 --> 00:34:43,020
I'm over into my family.

909
00:34:43,020 --> 00:34:45,020
It ain't going down.

910
00:34:45,020 --> 00:34:47,020
What is that?

911
00:34:47,020 --> 00:34:49,020
Then after I realized what happened, I was back the next

912
00:34:49,020 --> 00:34:50,020
day.

913
00:34:50,020 --> 00:34:52,020
That's amazing.

914
00:34:52,020 --> 00:34:56,020
Then you say you were scared it was going to explode?

915
00:34:56,020 --> 00:34:57,020
Yes.

916
00:34:57,020 --> 00:35:00,020
Because dude, when it happened, I was like, yo, this is weird.

917
00:35:00,020 --> 00:35:01,020
This is not right.

918
00:35:01,020 --> 00:35:04,020
Come on, I was a kid.

919
00:35:04,020 --> 00:35:05,020
I was a kid.

920
00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:07,020
I was a kid, man.

921
00:35:07,020 --> 00:35:09,020
I was like 14.

922
00:35:09,020 --> 00:35:10,020
Jesus Christ.

923
00:35:10,020 --> 00:35:12,020
That's the first time you jacked off when you were 14?

924
00:35:12,020 --> 00:35:13,020
I didn't know shit, man.

925
00:35:13,020 --> 00:35:14,020
You might want to tell you when I was in the-

926
00:35:14,020 --> 00:35:15,020
I may have been 12 or 14.

927
00:35:15,020 --> 00:35:16,020
How old were you when you jacked?

928
00:35:16,020 --> 00:35:18,020
Definitely in junior high.

929
00:35:18,020 --> 00:35:20,020
We were on Yahoo chat rooms.

930
00:35:20,020 --> 00:35:25,020
Look, you go to Yahoo chat rooms and then you'd be like,

931
00:35:25,020 --> 00:35:27,020
end for end, nude for nude.

932
00:35:27,020 --> 00:35:30,020
Then you would go there, but no chat rooms would do it

933
00:35:30,020 --> 00:35:31,020
besides the lesbians.

934
00:35:31,020 --> 00:35:33,020
Now I know it was just guys doing the same thing we were

935
00:35:33,020 --> 00:35:35,020
doing, but we would all go in there and send a neck of

936
00:35:35,020 --> 00:35:37,020
pictures and then they would send us one back.

937
00:35:37,020 --> 00:35:39,020
That is so funny.

938
00:35:39,020 --> 00:35:41,020
It would be like fake pictures of Christina Aguilera and

939
00:35:41,020 --> 00:35:42,020
shit like that.

940
00:35:42,020 --> 00:35:44,020
I definitely did shit like that too.

941
00:35:44,020 --> 00:35:46,020
It never crossed my mind that it was just another dude like

942
00:35:46,020 --> 00:35:48,020
me on the other side.

943
00:35:48,020 --> 00:35:50,020
I didn't think about it until recently.

944
00:35:50,020 --> 00:35:53,020
That is so goddamn funny.

945
00:35:53,020 --> 00:35:55,020
Until he tried to get back on there.

946
00:35:55,020 --> 00:35:57,020
He was like, oh.

947
00:35:57,020 --> 00:36:00,020
Wait, so you said that it would look like girl, but it

948
00:36:00,020 --> 00:36:01,020
wouldn't be?

949
00:36:01,020 --> 00:36:03,020
No, no, it would be like real pictures, but we're talking

950
00:36:03,020 --> 00:36:05,020
like we're like sex talking to them.

951
00:36:05,020 --> 00:36:07,020
Yeah, you would have cyber.

952
00:36:07,020 --> 00:36:08,020
Cyber sex?

953
00:36:08,020 --> 00:36:09,020
Yeah, cyber sex.

954
00:36:09,020 --> 00:36:11,020
I saw you talking about getting tricked.

955
00:36:11,020 --> 00:36:13,020
Yeah, Jay, you're probably too young to remember that.

956
00:36:13,020 --> 00:36:14,020
Hell yeah, that's a dumb way.

957
00:36:14,020 --> 00:36:18,020
I was like 12, but that was like 2015.

958
00:36:18,020 --> 00:36:19,020
Oh man.

959
00:36:19,020 --> 00:36:21,020
It's a long time ago.

960
00:36:21,020 --> 00:36:23,020
But cyber sex was fun.

961
00:36:23,020 --> 00:36:27,020
Our big thing was Omegle where you could just get on camera

962
00:36:27,020 --> 00:36:29,020
with random people and there would always be dudes with

963
00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:30,020
their dicks out.

964
00:36:30,020 --> 00:36:32,020
Yeah, what was the other one, Chatroulette?

965
00:36:32,020 --> 00:36:35,020
Chatroulette was, dude, so many crimes were committed on

966
00:36:35,020 --> 00:36:36,020
that website.

967
00:36:36,020 --> 00:36:37,020
It's insane, dude.

968
00:36:37,020 --> 00:36:39,020
Oh yeah, lots of penises.

969
00:36:39,020 --> 00:36:40,020
That's always funny too.

970
00:36:40,020 --> 00:36:43,020
It's like you just roll the dice and odds are you're getting

971
00:36:43,020 --> 00:36:46,020
a cock, but you roll the dice anyway because it might be a

972
00:36:46,020 --> 00:36:47,020
boob.

973
00:36:47,020 --> 00:36:48,020
Yeah, right?

974
00:36:48,020 --> 00:36:50,020
You might catch a lady on a bed.

975
00:36:50,020 --> 00:36:56,020
For every probably 50 dicks, you might get a lady with a boob.

976
00:36:56,020 --> 00:36:59,020
Would they be already like jacking off and shit?

977
00:36:59,020 --> 00:37:02,020
Yeah, because they're doing the same shit.

978
00:37:02,020 --> 00:37:05,020
They're like waiting for a lady, but they're way ahead of the

979
00:37:05,020 --> 00:37:06,020
game.

980
00:37:06,020 --> 00:37:09,020
The interest tag, so you type in a tag of like, oh, this is

981
00:37:09,020 --> 00:37:10,020
what I'm interested in.

982
00:37:10,020 --> 00:37:12,020
This is what I want to have a conversation about.

983
00:37:12,020 --> 00:37:16,020
And if you look up hot girls, you're just going to find other

984
00:37:16,020 --> 00:37:17,020
dudes jerking off.

985
00:37:17,020 --> 00:37:18,020
Absolutely.

986
00:37:18,020 --> 00:37:20,020
You see what I'm saying?

987
00:37:20,020 --> 00:37:22,020
It's a double-edged sword.

988
00:37:22,020 --> 00:37:24,020
It's a double-edged sword.

989
00:37:24,020 --> 00:37:26,020
I used to use those as dating apps when I was younger.

990
00:37:26,020 --> 00:37:27,020
You remember Monkey?

991
00:37:27,020 --> 00:37:29,020
Oh my gosh.

992
00:37:29,020 --> 00:37:30,020
How did you do on Monkey?

993
00:37:30,020 --> 00:37:35,020
Monkey was like the mobile app version of Omega.

994
00:37:35,020 --> 00:37:36,020
It was the same concept.

995
00:37:36,020 --> 00:37:40,020
You get matched with random people, but that one was wild

996
00:37:40,020 --> 00:37:43,020
because there would be like actual children on there.

997
00:37:43,020 --> 00:37:46,020
Because they could get it on there like that or whatever.

998
00:37:46,020 --> 00:37:47,020
Yikes.

999
00:37:47,020 --> 00:37:48,020
This is when I was young.

1000
00:37:48,020 --> 00:37:50,020
This is when I was like 12 or 11.

1001
00:37:50,020 --> 00:37:53,020
I'd get on there and I used to, man.

1002
00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:55,020
Brandon, you had a hard enough time in real life.

1003
00:37:55,020 --> 00:37:57,020
Dude, my friends would put me on there and they'd be like,

1004
00:37:57,020 --> 00:38:01,020
look at this nigga right here.

1005
00:38:01,020 --> 00:38:04,020
The girls would be like, oh my gosh, what the fuck is that?

1006
00:38:04,020 --> 00:38:07,020
And then they would get all these numbers and shit.

1007
00:38:07,020 --> 00:38:08,020
And I'd be like, well, damn.

1008
00:38:08,020 --> 00:38:11,020
And they'd be like, I want to tell you.

1009
00:38:11,020 --> 00:38:14,020
Brandon, tell Brent about your feet pic selling adventure.

1010
00:38:14,020 --> 00:38:15,020
Come on, man.

1011
00:38:15,020 --> 00:38:17,020
You don't want to tell him about that?

1012
00:38:17,020 --> 00:38:18,020
You sell pictures of your feet?

1013
00:38:18,020 --> 00:38:19,020
No, I didn't sell.

1014
00:38:19,020 --> 00:38:21,020
Yeah, well, let's be truthful here.

1015
00:38:21,020 --> 00:38:25,020
So my friend, I hate that these are all true.

1016
00:38:25,020 --> 00:38:27,020
My friend, we were on FaceTime and he was like,

1017
00:38:27,020 --> 00:38:29,020
this is a weird question to ask.

1018
00:38:29,020 --> 00:38:31,020
But he said to me, he was like, hey man, you know,

1019
00:38:31,020 --> 00:38:32,020
I'm having a bad day.

1020
00:38:32,020 --> 00:38:35,020
How about you just do this for a second of your foot

1021
00:38:35,020 --> 00:38:36,020
and I'll give you $2.

1022
00:38:36,020 --> 00:38:38,020
And I said, you know what, sure.

1023
00:38:38,020 --> 00:38:39,020
This is your buddy?

1024
00:38:39,020 --> 00:38:41,020
Yeah, I'm like, listen, man.

1025
00:38:41,020 --> 00:38:42,020
They're still friends.

1026
00:38:42,020 --> 00:38:44,020
They're still best friends.

1027
00:38:44,020 --> 00:38:47,020
If I was FaceTiming Alex or Matt and they did,

1028
00:38:47,020 --> 00:38:49,020
I would probably never talk to you.

1029
00:38:49,020 --> 00:38:51,020
But I grew up with this dude.

1030
00:38:51,020 --> 00:38:55,020
I knew this dude since I was in second grade.

1031
00:38:55,020 --> 00:38:57,020
I literally met him because he threw rocks at me

1032
00:38:57,020 --> 00:38:59,020
and we hated each other at first.

1033
00:38:59,020 --> 00:39:01,020
But after he had a weed system and I had one.

1034
00:39:01,020 --> 00:39:03,020
You got a glimpse of that foot.

1035
00:39:03,020 --> 00:39:05,020
He had a glimpse of them piggies.

1036
00:39:05,020 --> 00:39:07,020
And he was like, maybe we can't be friends.

1037
00:39:07,020 --> 00:39:08,020
He was a big wrestling fan too.

1038
00:39:08,020 --> 00:39:10,020
Did you hear his rationale for being friends with him?

1039
00:39:10,020 --> 00:39:13,020
He was like, I met him because he was throwing rocks at me,

1040
00:39:13,020 --> 00:39:14,020
but he had a wee.

1041
00:39:14,020 --> 00:39:18,020
I went to his house, he was like, you got a wee?

1042
00:39:18,020 --> 00:39:19,020
I was like, you got a wee?

1043
00:39:19,020 --> 00:39:22,020
And dude, we went to each other's house every day after that.

1044
00:39:22,020 --> 00:39:24,020
Wee wee wee all the way home.

1045
00:39:24,020 --> 00:39:26,020
Yeah.

1046
00:39:26,020 --> 00:39:27,020
He hit him with a damn.

1047
00:39:27,020 --> 00:39:29,020
What are you doing?

1048
00:39:29,020 --> 00:39:30,020
There it is.

1049
00:39:30,020 --> 00:39:32,020
But yeah, that was, yeah.

1050
00:39:32,020 --> 00:39:33,020
Yeah, it only happened twice.

1051
00:39:33,020 --> 00:39:34,020
It was bad.

1052
00:39:34,020 --> 00:39:37,020
The second time he was like, hey, man, you know what?

1053
00:39:37,020 --> 00:39:39,020
I don't learn sometimes.

1054
00:39:39,020 --> 00:39:42,020
He was like, hey, man, this is real quick.

1055
00:39:42,020 --> 00:39:44,020
I'll give you two more dollars.

1056
00:39:44,020 --> 00:39:45,020
I know you're struggling.

1057
00:39:45,020 --> 00:39:47,020
And we told him already at this point, like, dude,

1058
00:39:47,020 --> 00:39:49,020
your friend shouldn't be asking you and paying you.

1059
00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:50,020
Like it was a joke.

1060
00:39:50,020 --> 00:39:51,020
He wouldn't pay you.

1061
00:39:51,020 --> 00:39:52,020
Do you tell these stories on stage?

1062
00:39:52,020 --> 00:39:53,020
Sometimes, yeah.

1063
00:39:53,020 --> 00:39:55,020
We try to get them to.

1064
00:39:55,020 --> 00:39:57,020
He doesn't even understand why they're,

1065
00:39:57,020 --> 00:39:59,020
he told us like when we first started hanging out,

1066
00:39:59,020 --> 00:40:02,020
how he almost got kidnapped and molested four different times.

1067
00:40:02,020 --> 00:40:06,020
Brother, you need to just be on stage being as honest as possible.

1068
00:40:06,020 --> 00:40:08,020
You need to just be doing what you're doing right now

1069
00:40:08,020 --> 00:40:10,020
because that shit is so funny.

1070
00:40:10,020 --> 00:40:12,020
And no one's had those, your perspective.

1071
00:40:12,020 --> 00:40:15,020
No one, that's never happened to anybody else.

1072
00:40:15,020 --> 00:40:17,020
On the entire planet.

1073
00:40:17,020 --> 00:40:19,020
Tell them about the monkey bars, man.

1074
00:40:19,020 --> 00:40:22,020
Oh, you just talked about the monkey bars.

1075
00:40:22,020 --> 00:40:25,020
I'm almost convinced, I'm almost convinced this is a bit,

1076
00:40:25,020 --> 00:40:29,020
and JJ's making shit up and you're also making shit up.

1077
00:40:29,020 --> 00:40:30,020
I'm his friend, actually.

1078
00:40:30,020 --> 00:40:33,020
I'm calling the dude right now, he be like, yeah, man, I remember that shit.

1079
00:40:33,020 --> 00:40:36,020
So there was this special kid that was helping me on the monkey bar

1080
00:40:36,020 --> 00:40:39,020
because they used to sing all those specials too.

1081
00:40:39,020 --> 00:40:46,020
And like, dude, so he was helping me.

1082
00:40:46,020 --> 00:40:48,020
He said, dude, I'll hold you up like this.

1083
00:40:48,020 --> 00:40:53,020
And in the middle of it, he swung me on my back and saved me fall.

1084
00:40:53,020 --> 00:40:55,020
And I was like, yeah, hey, what was that about?

1085
00:40:55,020 --> 00:40:57,020
And he was like, I'm sorry, man, you want to do it again?

1086
00:40:57,020 --> 00:40:58,020
And I said, sure.

1087
00:40:58,020 --> 00:40:59,020
And then he hit me again.

1088
00:40:59,020 --> 00:41:01,020
I was like, yo, wait, hold on, man, this is not right.

1089
00:41:01,020 --> 00:41:02,020
What's your problem?

1090
00:41:02,020 --> 00:41:04,020
He said, I'm sorry, man, I keep tripping.

1091
00:41:04,020 --> 00:41:07,020
And then the fourth time I couldn't get up.

1092
00:41:07,020 --> 00:41:08,020
Fourth time.

1093
00:41:08,020 --> 00:41:10,020
Yeah, yeah, and then we were, I was like, fuck this.

1094
00:41:10,020 --> 00:41:13,020
Who's the special one?

1095
00:41:13,020 --> 00:41:15,020
Yeah, I was a weird kid, like, I was weird.

1096
00:41:15,020 --> 00:41:17,020
And my mom told him, because she was like, dude, back in the day,

1097
00:41:17,020 --> 00:41:18,020
you didn't know shit.

1098
00:41:18,020 --> 00:41:20,020
She was like, this kid was throwing rocks at me.

1099
00:41:20,020 --> 00:41:22,020
And is he my friend?

1100
00:41:22,020 --> 00:41:24,020
And she was like, no, Brandon, fuck no.

1101
00:41:24,020 --> 00:41:28,020
And now I know that's my friend that we're talking about right now with the foot.

1102
00:41:28,020 --> 00:41:31,020
That's amazing.

1103
00:41:31,020 --> 00:41:32,020
That's amazing.

1104
00:41:32,020 --> 00:41:34,020
And that's the same dude with the football.

1105
00:41:34,020 --> 00:41:39,020
We got to have Charleston White on the pod.

1106
00:41:39,020 --> 00:41:40,020
You got that back?

1107
00:41:40,020 --> 00:41:41,020
You don't have to record the screen.

1108
00:41:41,020 --> 00:41:43,020
Oh, so I got to excited.

1109
00:41:43,020 --> 00:41:44,020
You got that on.

1110
00:41:44,020 --> 00:41:45,020
Yeah, this is on.

1111
00:41:45,020 --> 00:41:47,020
Put it up to the mic.

1112
00:41:47,020 --> 00:41:49,020
The back of this one.

1113
00:41:49,020 --> 00:41:50,020
All right, yeah.

1114
00:41:50,020 --> 00:41:55,020
Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.

1115
00:41:55,020 --> 00:41:56,020
Damn, dude.

1116
00:41:56,020 --> 00:41:58,020
Let me try. You got two phones.

1117
00:41:58,020 --> 00:42:02,020
Got two.

1118
00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:11,020
I'm sweating like Dante's about to go on stage.

1119
00:42:11,020 --> 00:42:13,020
He may or may not answer, but I talked to him.

1120
00:42:13,020 --> 00:42:15,020
He's a busy man.

1121
00:42:15,020 --> 00:42:19,020
You got a lot going on.

1122
00:42:19,020 --> 00:42:20,020
Hello.

1123
00:42:20,020 --> 00:42:22,020
What up? This is Charleston.

1124
00:42:22,020 --> 00:42:23,020
Hello.

1125
00:42:23,020 --> 00:42:24,020
What up, Charleston?

1126
00:42:24,020 --> 00:42:25,020
What's up?

1127
00:42:25,020 --> 00:42:26,020
Man, shit.

1128
00:42:26,020 --> 00:42:27,020
Chillin', man.

1129
00:42:27,020 --> 00:42:28,020
Look, man.

1130
00:42:28,020 --> 00:42:29,020
I'll call you.

1131
00:42:29,020 --> 00:42:30,020
I got a group of guys.

1132
00:42:30,020 --> 00:42:32,020
I got a group of my partners, man.

1133
00:42:32,020 --> 00:42:37,020
Listen, I'm at Clown Community College, bro.

1134
00:42:37,020 --> 00:42:38,020
And we want y'all there.

1135
00:42:38,020 --> 00:42:41,020
We wanted to see what it take to get you on the podcast, man.

1136
00:42:41,020 --> 00:42:44,020
I'm going to shoot you my manager number.

1137
00:42:44,020 --> 00:42:45,020
All right, bet.

1138
00:42:45,020 --> 00:42:47,020
Man, they sitting here listening to you now, man.

1139
00:42:47,020 --> 00:42:49,020
It's a mixed group of guys, man.

1140
00:42:49,020 --> 00:42:50,020
They love you, bro.

1141
00:42:50,020 --> 00:42:51,020
All right, bet.

1142
00:42:51,020 --> 00:42:53,020
I'm going to shoot you my manager number now.

1143
00:42:53,020 --> 00:42:54,020
All right, bet.

1144
00:42:54,020 --> 00:42:55,020
All right.

1145
00:42:55,020 --> 00:42:57,020
This is the best day of my life.

1146
00:42:57,020 --> 00:42:58,020
Oh, fuck.

1147
00:42:58,020 --> 00:43:01,020
This is the best day of my life.

1148
00:43:01,020 --> 00:43:02,020
Oh, shit.

1149
00:43:02,020 --> 00:43:03,020
That's crazy.

1150
00:43:03,020 --> 00:43:04,020
Man.

1151
00:43:04,020 --> 00:43:05,020
Oh.

1152
00:43:05,020 --> 00:43:07,020
That's what we needed.

1153
00:43:07,020 --> 00:43:08,020
Man.

1154
00:43:08,020 --> 00:43:09,020
I told you, bro.

1155
00:43:09,020 --> 00:43:10,020
I got you connected.

1156
00:43:10,020 --> 00:43:11,020
What, you just know him?

1157
00:43:11,020 --> 00:43:12,020
Y'all know him.

1158
00:43:12,020 --> 00:43:13,020
Where did y'all meet?

1159
00:43:13,020 --> 00:43:14,020
Where did y'all meet?

1160
00:43:14,020 --> 00:43:15,020
I met him at a comedy show.

1161
00:43:15,020 --> 00:43:16,020
Oh.

1162
00:43:16,020 --> 00:43:17,020
He gave me his number.

1163
00:43:17,020 --> 00:43:18,020
Oh, damn.

1164
00:43:18,020 --> 00:43:19,020
Okay.

1165
00:43:19,020 --> 00:43:20,020
See, that's why I pay to get dressed up.

1166
00:43:20,020 --> 00:43:21,020
I'm not a comedian.

1167
00:43:21,020 --> 00:43:22,020
I'm a comedian.

1168
00:43:22,020 --> 00:43:24,020
See, that's why I pay to get dressed up.

1169
00:43:24,020 --> 00:43:25,020
I was dressed up and shit.

1170
00:43:25,020 --> 00:43:26,020
He thought I was somebody big or whatever.

1171
00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:27,020
So, that's what I did.

1172
00:43:27,020 --> 00:43:28,020
We exchanged numbers and shit.

1173
00:43:28,020 --> 00:43:29,020
Damn, bro.

1174
00:43:29,020 --> 00:43:30,020
I got to take a page out of Mike's book.

1175
00:43:30,020 --> 00:43:31,020
Yeah, I did.

1176
00:43:31,020 --> 00:43:32,020
Brandon cannot comprehend what's going on.

1177
00:43:32,020 --> 00:43:33,020
Y'all know Hill Harper?

1178
00:43:33,020 --> 00:43:34,020
Who?

1179
00:43:34,020 --> 00:43:35,020
Google Hill Harper.

1180
00:43:35,020 --> 00:43:36,020
Hill Harper.

1181
00:43:36,020 --> 00:43:37,020
Okay, let's see.

1182
00:43:37,020 --> 00:43:38,020
How you spell Hill?

1183
00:43:38,020 --> 00:43:39,020
H-I-L-L.

1184
00:43:39,020 --> 00:43:40,020
Mike Charlton.

1185
00:43:40,020 --> 00:43:41,020
H-A-R-P-E-D.

1186
00:43:41,020 --> 00:43:42,020
He wanted one.

1187
00:43:42,020 --> 00:43:43,020
Yeah, he didn't even need one.

1188
00:43:43,020 --> 00:43:44,020
Him right there.

1189
00:43:44,020 --> 00:43:45,020
Yeah.

1190
00:43:45,020 --> 00:43:46,020
I'm going to go to the bathroom.

1191
00:43:46,020 --> 00:43:47,020
I'm going to the bathroom.

1192
00:43:47,020 --> 00:43:48,020
I'm going to the bathroom.

1193
00:43:48,020 --> 00:43:53,020
He's from New York.

1194
00:43:53,020 --> 00:43:56,020
He's from New York.

1195
00:43:56,020 --> 00:43:57,020
He's from New York.

1196
00:43:57,020 --> 00:43:58,020
He's from New York.

1197
00:43:58,020 --> 00:43:59,020
Ben Dockter?

1198
00:43:59,020 --> 00:44:00,020
Yeah.

1199
00:44:00,020 --> 00:44:01,020
Let me call him.

1200
00:44:01,020 --> 00:44:02,020
You know him?

1201
00:44:02,020 --> 00:44:03,020
Yeah.

1202
00:44:03,020 --> 00:44:04,020
It might be...

1203
00:44:04,020 --> 00:44:05,020
Crazy.

1204
00:44:05,020 --> 00:44:19,020
I've reached three...

1205
00:44:19,020 --> 00:44:33,020
Y'all always got his number.

1206
00:44:33,020 --> 00:44:36,300
Hold on.

1207
00:44:36,300 --> 00:44:37,300
Would you cut his hair?

1208
00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:38,300
Yeah.

1209
00:44:38,300 --> 00:44:41,580
Like when he came down here, you went to go see him?

1210
00:44:41,580 --> 00:44:43,580
Oh, he came down here.

1211
00:44:43,580 --> 00:44:47,660
Y'all Google Double D. Double D is a famous comedian too.

1212
00:44:47,660 --> 00:44:49,020
He had a comedian, is he?

1213
00:44:49,020 --> 00:44:50,020
Yeah.

1214
00:44:50,020 --> 00:44:51,020
He is?

1215
00:44:51,020 --> 00:44:52,020
No, no, he's an actor.

1216
00:44:52,020 --> 00:44:53,020
He's running for Senator in Michigan.

1217
00:44:53,020 --> 00:44:54,020
What?

1218
00:44:54,020 --> 00:44:55,020
It's not important, but is it screen recording, Brad?

1219
00:44:55,020 --> 00:44:56,020
That's Double D right here.

1220
00:44:56,020 --> 00:44:57,020
No, no, it's not.

1221
00:44:57,020 --> 00:44:58,020
It's coming.

1222
00:44:58,020 --> 00:45:01,020
That'd be a good person to put on your podcast too.

1223
00:45:01,020 --> 00:45:02,020
I've seen him before.

1224
00:45:02,020 --> 00:45:03,020
You've seen him before?

1225
00:45:03,020 --> 00:45:04,020
No, he's not.

1226
00:45:04,020 --> 00:45:05,020
Double D, he's a famous comedian.

1227
00:45:05,020 --> 00:45:06,020
Let's see, who was that?

1228
00:45:06,020 --> 00:45:07,020
Big Horn.

1229
00:45:07,020 --> 00:45:08,020
What was that?

1230
00:45:08,020 --> 00:45:09,020
I think that was the Barbershop Expo, Mike, where it was Steve Harvey's, my favorite thing

1231
00:45:09,020 --> 00:45:10,020
to do.

1232
00:45:10,020 --> 00:45:11,020
Barber was there?

1233
00:45:11,020 --> 00:45:12,020
Oh yeah, you seen that?

1234
00:45:12,020 --> 00:45:13,020
Yeah.

1235
00:45:13,020 --> 00:45:14,020
With Exotics or something?

1236
00:45:14,020 --> 00:45:15,020
There's like a whole bunch of people there.

1237
00:45:15,020 --> 00:45:16,020
Mike was there too?

1238
00:45:16,020 --> 00:45:17,020
No, I got Diddy's...

1239
00:45:17,020 --> 00:45:18,020
Oh shit.

1240
00:45:18,020 --> 00:45:19,020
What?

1241
00:45:19,020 --> 00:45:20,020
Diddy's Barber.

1242
00:45:20,020 --> 00:45:21,020
Is my partner.

1243
00:45:21,020 --> 00:45:22,020
Hey, I got the number for y'all.

1244
00:45:22,020 --> 00:45:23,020
You said Diddy's Barber?

1245
00:45:23,020 --> 00:45:24,020
Diddy's Barber.

1246
00:45:24,020 --> 00:45:25,020
Diddy's Barber.

1247
00:45:25,020 --> 00:45:26,020
Diddy's Barber.

1248
00:45:26,020 --> 00:45:27,020
Diddy's Barber.

1249
00:45:27,020 --> 00:45:28,020
Diddy's Barber.

1250
00:45:28,020 --> 00:45:32,140
Hey, I got the number for y'all, you said Diddy's Barber?

1251
00:45:32,140 --> 00:45:34,140
No, for Chargers...

1252
00:45:34,140 --> 00:45:35,140
Manager?

1253
00:45:35,140 --> 00:45:36,140
Yeah.

1254
00:45:36,140 --> 00:45:37,140
Fuck yeah, dude.

1255
00:45:37,140 --> 00:45:38,140
Whatever it takes.

1256
00:45:38,140 --> 00:45:39,140
He's on next week.

1257
00:45:39,140 --> 00:45:40,140
Whatever it takes.

1258
00:45:40,140 --> 00:45:43,140
Fuck whoever else was supposed to be on.

1259
00:45:43,140 --> 00:45:45,140
Nobody was supposed to be on.

1260
00:45:45,140 --> 00:45:46,140
Write it down.

1261
00:45:46,140 --> 00:45:49,140
Hey Brandon, you got a pen over there, dude?

1262
00:45:49,140 --> 00:45:50,140
Holy shit.

1263
00:45:50,140 --> 00:45:53,140
I told y'all to get y'all looked up, bro.

1264
00:45:53,140 --> 00:45:54,140
Hey, y'all.

1265
00:45:54,140 --> 00:45:55,140
Yeah.

1266
00:45:55,140 --> 00:45:56,140
You ever be calling?

1267
00:45:56,140 --> 00:45:58,140
Just talking to him?

1268
00:45:58,140 --> 00:46:00,140
Y'all call him from time to time.

1269
00:46:00,140 --> 00:46:01,140
He'll call me.

1270
00:46:01,140 --> 00:46:02,140
For real?

1271
00:46:02,140 --> 00:46:03,140
Yeah.

1272
00:46:03,140 --> 00:46:04,140
He'll call me, man.

1273
00:46:04,140 --> 00:46:05,140
He'll call me, say some random shit, crazy as hell.

1274
00:46:05,140 --> 00:46:08,140
I want my man, Weave Nigga, hang the phone up and shit.

1275
00:46:08,140 --> 00:46:11,140
I'll be like, yeah, this nigga crazy.

1276
00:46:11,140 --> 00:46:12,140
Well, hell yeah.

1277
00:46:12,140 --> 00:46:15,140
You didn't believe, y'all didn't believe that shit y'all just heard.

1278
00:46:15,140 --> 00:46:16,140
That shit was crazy.

1279
00:46:16,140 --> 00:46:17,140
At first, I heard his voice.

1280
00:46:17,140 --> 00:46:19,140
I'm like, there's no way that's Charleston.

1281
00:46:19,140 --> 00:46:20,140
But then I heard it again.

1282
00:46:20,140 --> 00:46:21,140
I was like, oh, damn.

1283
00:46:21,140 --> 00:46:22,140
That's wild.

1284
00:46:22,140 --> 00:46:23,140
Thanks, Mike.

1285
00:46:23,140 --> 00:46:24,140
Hell yeah.

1286
00:46:24,140 --> 00:46:25,140
Damn, dude.

1287
00:46:25,140 --> 00:46:26,140
That's fucking wild.

1288
00:46:26,140 --> 00:46:27,140
A little encore.

1289
00:46:27,140 --> 00:46:28,140
Yeah, a little encore.

1290
00:46:28,140 --> 00:46:29,140
For the episode, the post-credit scene.

1291
00:46:29,140 --> 00:46:30,140
Did y'all record that?

1292
00:46:30,140 --> 00:46:31,140
Did y'all record that?

1293
00:46:31,140 --> 00:46:32,140
Oh yeah, that's dope.

1294
00:46:32,140 --> 00:46:33,220
The premise on my set for this particular story was how much money would it take for

1295
00:46:33,220 --> 00:46:36,220
you to trade in for the perfect dick?

1296
00:46:36,220 --> 00:46:39,220
Think about your perfect dick.

1297
00:46:39,220 --> 00:46:44,220
So I'm going to give you your perfect dick for $1 million.

1298
00:46:44,220 --> 00:46:51,220
And I'm going to give you your perfect dick for $1 million.

1299
00:46:51,220 --> 00:47:01,460
Because you can ask that question 100 times to the dude in the front row, and 100 times

1300
00:47:01,460 --> 00:47:03,820
it'll probably be different.

1301
00:47:03,820 --> 00:47:05,060
He won't want to answer it.

1302
00:47:05,060 --> 00:47:06,060
He's going to answer it bravely.

1303
00:47:06,060 --> 00:47:07,860
He's going to take the dick immediately.

1304
00:47:07,860 --> 00:47:10,780
He's going to take a million dollars immediately.

1305
00:47:10,780 --> 00:47:15,940
His wife's going to come in and say, take the dick.

1306
00:47:15,940 --> 00:47:17,300
Like there's a thousand ways.

1307
00:47:17,300 --> 00:47:19,940
I think that's the fun part of it.

1308
00:47:19,940 --> 00:47:27,220
And so to do that though, you have to start doing that at shows at some point, no matter

1309
00:47:27,220 --> 00:47:33,540
what level, and seeing what people are going to start saying so you can start getting into

1310
00:47:33,540 --> 00:47:34,540
that mindset.

1311
00:47:34,540 --> 00:47:40,620
And while I'm negotiating with Tom, he said he had a perfect dick.

1312
00:47:40,620 --> 00:47:42,220
Yeah, I don't need that.

1313
00:47:42,220 --> 00:47:43,500
I already have a perfect dick.

1314
00:47:43,500 --> 00:47:44,500
He didn't want the money.

1315
00:47:44,500 --> 00:47:45,500
And I said, okay.

1316
00:47:45,500 --> 00:47:50,420
He said, I have a perfect dick and I said, two million are the perfect dick.

1317
00:47:50,420 --> 00:47:51,420
And he took the dick.

1318
00:47:51,420 --> 00:47:53,060
And so now we're going through it.

1319
00:47:53,060 --> 00:47:57,900
And now I see his lady friend.

1320
00:47:57,900 --> 00:47:59,500
I don't know what their relationship was.

1321
00:47:59,500 --> 00:48:09,380
There's a lady at the table with him and she slyly goes, when he's like, I have the perfect

1322
00:48:09,380 --> 00:48:15,460
dick and she's like, and then as we negotiate, I go, I don't want to bring you in.

1323
00:48:15,460 --> 00:48:17,500
Bring your girl in and blah, blah, blah.

1324
00:48:17,500 --> 00:48:19,540
I think it's having a fun time.

1325
00:48:19,540 --> 00:48:20,900
I wasn't aggressive to him.

1326
00:48:20,900 --> 00:48:21,900
No, not at all.

1327
00:48:21,900 --> 00:48:24,740
I just posed the question and now we're riffing.

1328
00:48:24,740 --> 00:48:29,340
And then a lady at the bar says, Hey, your girl said take the perfect dick.

1329
00:48:29,340 --> 00:48:30,340
The black lady at the bar said.

1330
00:48:30,340 --> 00:48:31,340
You need it.

1331
00:48:31,340 --> 00:48:34,260
She's already said he don't have the perfect dick or something like that.

1332
00:48:34,260 --> 00:48:36,260
She said he ain't got the perfect dick.

1333
00:48:36,260 --> 00:48:38,900
And I'm like, Oh, this is great.

1334
00:48:38,900 --> 00:48:40,260
This is a fun time to end.

1335
00:48:40,260 --> 00:48:42,460
Cause I was like, this is a fun show.

1336
00:48:42,460 --> 00:48:47,020
Like I finally, cause the first time part of my set, I did not get laughed.

1337
00:48:47,020 --> 00:48:51,400
And then this got laughed, thankfully for the lady on the bar.

1338
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:58,280
And then afterwards I was still down there and you guys went outside and saw some chaos.

1339
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:00,840
So we go outside and talking to Charlie.

1340
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:02,700
He just comes across the street.

1341
00:49:02,700 --> 00:49:05,380
He stops in the middle of the street and throws his phone.

1342
00:49:05,380 --> 00:49:11,280
The guy was just talking to Tom, which we didn't know till later was signed up to be

1343
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:13,300
a comic.

1344
00:49:13,300 --> 00:49:14,300
I didn't know that.

1345
00:49:14,300 --> 00:49:17,260
I thought he was, I thought the reason he was mad because he went up and didn't get

1346
00:49:17,260 --> 00:49:18,700
any laughs.

1347
00:49:18,700 --> 00:49:20,460
But then you guys were like, no, he didn't go up.

1348
00:49:20,460 --> 00:49:22,060
No, I never saw him go up.

1349
00:49:22,060 --> 00:49:23,260
So he didn't go up.

1350
00:49:23,260 --> 00:49:25,380
So I'm like, why did he just smash his phone?

1351
00:49:25,380 --> 00:49:28,060
It had to be because his girl said she did.

1352
00:49:28,060 --> 00:49:32,660
He didn't have a perfect dick cut to last week.

1353
00:49:32,660 --> 00:49:36,180
You know, cut this a month later, I come up, he's like, Hey, can I get a lighter?

1354
00:49:36,180 --> 00:49:39,380
He has a cigarette and I see like dirt in his fingernails, right?

1355
00:49:39,380 --> 00:49:40,780
And like deep down in there.

1356
00:49:40,780 --> 00:49:43,260
So this is what I see.

1357
00:49:43,260 --> 00:49:46,140
When you have dirt deep down in there, that means you haven't been home in a while.

1358
00:49:46,140 --> 00:49:47,140
You haven't showered.

1359
00:49:47,140 --> 00:49:48,140
It's immediately what I thought.

1360
00:49:48,140 --> 00:49:50,580
You haven't been home in a while.

1361
00:49:50,580 --> 00:49:51,620
You haven't.

1362
00:49:51,620 --> 00:49:57,460
And then he goes up that night and he says, I had to kill somebody in self-defense last

1363
00:49:57,460 --> 00:49:58,460
week.

1364
00:49:58,460 --> 00:49:59,460
He did.

1365
00:49:59,460 --> 00:50:00,460
Yeah.

1366
00:50:00,460 --> 00:50:01,460
What are we talking about?

1367
00:50:01,460 --> 00:50:02,460
He killed his girl.

1368
00:50:02,460 --> 00:50:03,460
She wasn't with him.

1369
00:50:03,460 --> 00:50:05,460
She's been there every time with him.

1370
00:50:05,460 --> 00:50:06,460
All right.

1371
00:50:06,460 --> 00:50:07,460
I saw him.

1372
00:50:07,460 --> 00:50:09,140
He killed her.

1373
00:50:09,140 --> 00:50:16,740
I saw him at an open mic since that night and I was worried because I'd heard all y'all

1374
00:50:16,740 --> 00:50:17,740
stories.

1375
00:50:17,740 --> 00:50:18,740
I was worried when I saw him.

1376
00:50:18,740 --> 00:50:24,540
I'm like, he's going to come up to me and like kill me or like be ready to fight.

1377
00:50:24,540 --> 00:50:25,540
You know what I mean?

1378
00:50:25,540 --> 00:50:29,840
And he never said, well, like, so now I'm like, I don't know if he noticed, like he

1379
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:34,040
realizes it was me or he didn't give a shit.

1380
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:35,040
I don't know the case.

1381
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:36,900
Like, but he never mentioned it to me.

1382
00:50:36,900 --> 00:50:40,580
But that night we're all hanging out after the mic.

1383
00:50:40,580 --> 00:50:43,700
And by the way, he did a pretty damn good job.

1384
00:50:43,700 --> 00:50:45,700
I was like, that's pretty good.

1385
00:50:45,700 --> 00:50:46,700
Yeah.

1386
00:50:46,700 --> 00:50:49,540
I was like, damn, I don't, there was some of them want to Google to see if it was already

1387
00:50:49,540 --> 00:50:56,820
on the internet, but I was like, so Jake, he said he says he says that I was like, I

1388
00:50:56,820 --> 00:51:00,740
was like, I'm like, that's some good, she's like Reddit.

1389
00:51:00,740 --> 00:51:01,740
Yeah.

1390
00:51:01,740 --> 00:51:02,740
What's my right over Mike?

1391
00:51:02,740 --> 00:51:03,740
I don't care.

1392
00:51:03,740 --> 00:51:08,180
My point was I just still wanted to see what, I mean, he was still funny dude, regardless.

1393
00:51:08,180 --> 00:51:09,620
I was like, I was funny.

1394
00:51:09,620 --> 00:51:14,340
And then we're hanging out afterwards and I, we're like, Bob, yeah, you're going to

1395
00:51:14,340 --> 00:51:15,340
the show.

1396
00:51:15,340 --> 00:51:16,780
Uh, yeah, I've got a show in trustful.

1397
00:51:16,780 --> 00:51:18,260
I'd like for you to come work.

1398
00:51:18,260 --> 00:51:19,260
That's good.

1399
00:51:19,260 --> 00:51:25,340
I mean, I don't have your number, but Tom goes, killed a man last week.

1400
00:51:25,340 --> 00:51:27,380
And we're like, what's that?

1401
00:51:27,380 --> 00:51:29,620
And he's like, yeah, man, self-defense.

1402
00:51:29,620 --> 00:51:30,820
I stabbed him.

1403
00:51:30,820 --> 00:51:31,820
You ever been stabbed?

1404
00:51:31,820 --> 00:51:37,460
And we're like, no, we, uh, now I've never been stabbed.

1405
00:51:37,460 --> 00:51:38,460
No.

1406
00:51:38,460 --> 00:51:41,460
And he's like, I've been stabbed.

1407
00:51:41,460 --> 00:51:46,180
And he's like, Hey man, will you pass that story?

1408
00:51:46,180 --> 00:51:49,260
Will you start that story?

1409
00:51:49,260 --> 00:51:52,260
Will you go ahead and hand that over?

1410
00:51:52,260 --> 00:51:55,940
Cause it sounds like it's going to be a long story.

1411
00:51:55,940 --> 00:51:57,980
You know, I was like, good call, dude.

1412
00:51:57,980 --> 00:51:59,740
Don't get stuck in this story.

1413
00:51:59,740 --> 00:52:04,140
Once you talk about killing the man, I'm not asking you to go ahead and pass it.

1414
00:52:04,140 --> 00:52:05,140
You know what I mean?

1415
00:52:05,140 --> 00:52:08,140
You can achieve it as long as you want after that.

1416
00:52:08,140 --> 00:52:11,140
Brandon's like, hand that over.

1417
00:52:11,140 --> 00:52:13,300
That's a long story guys.

1418
00:52:13,300 --> 00:52:15,620
I was like, man, that's a good call.

1419
00:52:15,620 --> 00:52:18,300
He actually stabbed and killed his girlfriend.

1420
00:52:18,300 --> 00:52:19,300
She transitioned.

1421
00:52:19,300 --> 00:52:21,020
She chose the perfect fit.

1422
00:52:21,020 --> 00:52:23,980
What'd he say, Brandon?

1423
00:52:23,980 --> 00:52:26,940
And he was talking about how this dude tried to stab him.

1424
00:52:26,940 --> 00:52:27,940
Yeah.

1425
00:52:27,940 --> 00:52:32,500
And he was like, dude, when you get stabbed, it's like, it's life changing.

1426
00:52:32,500 --> 00:52:34,500
It's not the same.

1427
00:52:34,500 --> 00:52:35,500
It feels different.

1428
00:52:35,500 --> 00:52:40,380
I've never been stabbed, but I promise you, this is going to be life changing.

1429
00:52:40,380 --> 00:52:41,860
You know what's crazy?

1430
00:52:41,860 --> 00:52:46,700
Tom, I just remember you guys talking about, dude, I knew him for half my whole life.

1431
00:52:46,700 --> 00:52:48,500
We went to school together and everything.

1432
00:52:48,500 --> 00:52:51,940
Dude, he seen me when I played basketball.

1433
00:52:51,940 --> 00:52:54,100
He was there with me.

1434
00:52:54,100 --> 00:52:55,100
Was this when we went?

1435
00:52:55,100 --> 00:52:58,100
No, I'm talking about back in middle school.

1436
00:52:58,100 --> 00:53:00,300
I'm talking about middle school.

1437
00:53:00,300 --> 00:53:01,300
He knows this guy.

1438
00:53:01,300 --> 00:53:06,300
Dude, like, after we went out, half my whole life.

1439
00:53:06,300 --> 00:53:10,140
I've never heard anyone say the phrase, half my whole life.

1440
00:53:10,140 --> 00:53:11,140
Half of it.

1441
00:53:11,140 --> 00:53:16,700
Brandon, you have some of the most craziest phrases that I'm like, I've never heard a

1442
00:53:16,700 --> 00:53:20,180
human say those words in that order before.

1443
00:53:20,180 --> 00:53:22,540
This just, Brandon knows multiple murderers.

1444
00:53:22,540 --> 00:53:26,020
Yeah, because the other dude killed that dude in a Russian roulette and then tried to hang

1445
00:53:26,020 --> 00:53:27,020
out with me.

1446
00:53:27,020 --> 00:53:30,540
And after he told that knife story, he's like, so you're going to hang out with me?

1447
00:53:30,540 --> 00:53:31,540
Oh, yeah.

1448
00:53:31,540 --> 00:53:32,540
Okay.

1449
00:53:32,540 --> 00:53:35,940
So I had a friend who my mom told me in third or fourth grade, she was like, you can't hang

1450
00:53:35,940 --> 00:53:38,540
out with him no more because he always had butterfly knives.

1451
00:53:38,540 --> 00:53:42,380
He would do tricks.

1452
00:53:42,380 --> 00:53:45,380
The school talent show.

1453
00:53:45,380 --> 00:53:47,420
He always had butterflies.

1454
00:53:47,420 --> 00:53:50,900
He had Soviet Union flags everywhere and knives and shit.

1455
00:53:50,900 --> 00:53:52,700
What's a Union flag?

1456
00:53:52,700 --> 00:53:53,940
Like the Soviets.

1457
00:53:53,940 --> 00:53:58,100
The Soviets, like the little USSR hammer and sickle.

1458
00:53:58,100 --> 00:54:00,100
Yeah, man, Soviet.

1459
00:54:00,100 --> 00:54:09,900
I thought the Soviets was who attacked Tweety Bird earlier and no one walked in the Soviets.

1460
00:54:09,900 --> 00:54:14,420
No, man, back in the Cold War days.

1461
00:54:14,420 --> 00:54:15,420
Russia.

1462
00:54:15,420 --> 00:54:16,420
Soviet.

1463
00:54:16,420 --> 00:54:22,140
You didn't know anybody that killed somebody in World War II.

1464
00:54:22,140 --> 00:54:23,140
Soviet?

1465
00:54:23,140 --> 00:54:24,140
Soviet.

1466
00:54:24,140 --> 00:54:25,140
That's just what you're talking about.

1467
00:54:25,140 --> 00:54:26,140
He had the Soviet Union flag.

1468
00:54:26,140 --> 00:54:27,140
No, no, but he was a fan of it.

1469
00:54:27,140 --> 00:54:28,140
Like he had the flags and shit.

1470
00:54:28,140 --> 00:54:29,140
And he did, what did he do?

1471
00:54:29,140 --> 00:54:30,140
Call of Duty.

1472
00:54:30,140 --> 00:54:31,140
He always played that.

1473
00:54:31,140 --> 00:54:34,980
And then one day, my mom was like, you can't hang out with him no more.

1474
00:54:34,980 --> 00:54:35,980
That's okay.

1475
00:54:35,980 --> 00:54:40,260
One day I saw him on the news and he did a Russian roulette with this guy and then shot

1476
00:54:40,260 --> 00:54:41,820
and killed him and said it was an accident.

1477
00:54:41,820 --> 00:54:43,300
So they let him out.

1478
00:54:43,300 --> 00:54:45,300
And then after that he was like, hey.

1479
00:54:45,300 --> 00:54:46,300
This is real.

1480
00:54:46,300 --> 00:54:47,300
He roams the streets.

1481
00:54:47,300 --> 00:54:48,300
Yeah, like I said, he's in my house.

1482
00:54:48,300 --> 00:54:49,300
That's a good dude.

1483
00:54:49,300 --> 00:54:50,300
I don't want to, can he watch this?

1484
00:54:50,300 --> 00:54:51,300
Do you know if he watches this?

1485
00:54:51,300 --> 00:54:52,300
Oh yeah, he can.

1486
00:54:52,300 --> 00:54:53,300
He's like close.

1487
00:54:53,300 --> 00:54:54,300
Hey man, I hate you got hemmed up like that.

1488
00:54:54,300 --> 00:54:55,300
Yeah, man.

1489
00:54:55,300 --> 00:54:56,300
The government's against us, you know what I mean?

1490
00:54:56,300 --> 00:55:01,300
I thought he was like one of the nicest people until he did that, man.

1491
00:55:01,300 --> 00:55:04,300
Because he was like so kind.

1492
00:55:04,300 --> 00:55:05,300
He murdered a guy.

1493
00:55:05,300 --> 00:55:08,300
And now he's like, I'm going to kill him.

1494
00:55:08,300 --> 00:55:09,300
I'm going to kill him.

1495
00:55:09,300 --> 00:55:10,300
I'm going to kill him.

1496
00:55:10,300 --> 00:55:11,300
I'm going to kill him.

1497
00:55:11,300 --> 00:55:12,300
I'm going to kill him.

1498
00:55:12,300 --> 00:55:13,300
I'm going to kill him.

1499
00:55:13,300 --> 00:55:14,300
I'm going to kill him.

1500
00:55:14,300 --> 00:55:17,300
And then I was like, I'm going to have to think about this a little bit.

1501
00:55:17,300 --> 00:55:19,300
I can't say, I wouldn't say a name about that.

1502
00:55:19,300 --> 00:55:20,300
Is he a Sylvia or not?

1503
00:55:20,300 --> 00:55:22,300
No, he was a, he had blonde hair.

1504
00:55:22,300 --> 00:55:24,300
He always, he supported it though.

1505
00:55:24,300 --> 00:55:25,300
He had blonde hair.

1506
00:55:25,300 --> 00:55:28,300
And he looked like Johnny Carson a little bit if he was young.

1507
00:55:28,300 --> 00:55:30,300
You know Johnny Carson?

1508
00:55:30,300 --> 00:55:31,300
I know Johnny Carson.

1509
00:55:31,300 --> 00:55:32,300
I know Johnny Carson.

1510
00:55:32,300 --> 00:55:35,300
He looked like Johnny Carson because he was young?

1511
00:55:35,300 --> 00:55:38,300
No, I'm saying when he was young, young, young.

1512
00:55:38,300 --> 00:55:41,300
Yeah, he was, I have to see what happened.

1513
00:55:41,300 --> 00:55:44,300
Have y'all checked the SAT test yet?

1514
00:55:44,300 --> 00:55:45,300
The IQ test?

1515
00:55:45,300 --> 00:55:46,300
We did.

1516
00:55:46,300 --> 00:55:47,300
Yes we did.

1517
00:55:47,300 --> 00:55:49,300
I'm scared that Brandon got higher than me.

1518
00:55:49,300 --> 00:55:50,300
Wait, have y'all revealed it yet?

1519
00:55:50,300 --> 00:55:52,300
No, on the last show.

1520
00:55:52,300 --> 00:55:56,300
Exciting, huh?

1521
00:55:56,300 --> 00:56:08,300
Now before these boys get a big head, let's sprinkle in our second live show where we revealed the IQ score results of a lot of the Huntsville comedy scene.

1522
00:56:08,300 --> 00:56:12,300
And boy, the results are not what you'd expect.

1523
00:56:17,300 --> 00:56:20,300
They know their own individual score.

1524
00:56:20,300 --> 00:56:26,300
They just don't know how the other people scored and like how they rank among the others.

1525
00:56:26,300 --> 00:56:31,300
So, the question is, are you smarter than a clown?

1526
00:56:31,300 --> 00:56:40,300
Now then, the way we're going to reveal this is we have several, five of the people that took the test are not present tonight.

1527
00:56:40,300 --> 00:56:45,300
So we're just going to go ahead and put these guys on the line.

1528
00:56:45,300 --> 00:56:47,300
So we're displaying it like this.

1529
00:56:47,300 --> 00:56:48,300
We got a number line.

1530
00:56:48,300 --> 00:56:53,300
And the first ones that you're going to see, the first four are people that aren't here tonight.

1531
00:56:53,300 --> 00:56:58,300
Alright, so the people that guessed that JVAP will get the highest, they will arrive.

1532
00:56:58,300 --> 00:57:01,300
Hey, who's here?

1533
00:57:01,300 --> 00:57:04,300
Hey, sorry, I was told you weren't going to be here.

1534
00:57:04,300 --> 00:57:06,300
So, blame it on them.

1535
00:57:06,300 --> 00:57:08,300
But anyway, hey, look at there, Ren.

1536
00:57:08,300 --> 00:57:18,300
So then the next, if you'll notice, third from the left is a V because two people tied in spots three and four is a tie.

1537
00:57:18,300 --> 00:57:25,300
Alright, so my question, I'm just curious, clown call is comedy.

1538
00:57:25,300 --> 00:57:29,300
The next person I'm going to reveal is Dante.

1539
00:57:29,300 --> 00:57:35,300
Where do you think Dante is going to be on that continuum?

1540
00:57:35,300 --> 00:57:37,300
I'll say that way.

1541
00:57:37,300 --> 00:57:42,300
Uh oh.

1542
00:57:42,300 --> 00:57:50,300
There are two that score more than Dante.

1543
00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:53,300
Alright, now we're going to talk to the people that aren't here tonight.

1544
00:57:53,300 --> 00:57:55,300
Can we get sci-fi to come on up here?

1545
00:57:55,300 --> 00:58:01,300
Right here, we have the sci-fi.

1546
00:58:01,300 --> 00:58:14,300
Now, sci-fi, you know the rule, like you can't touch my back wall there, but I want you to go up there and kind of stand where you think you are going to be on that line.

1547
00:58:14,300 --> 00:58:18,300
I thought I was going to be here.

1548
00:58:18,300 --> 00:58:21,300
If God is kind, somewhere here.

1549
00:58:21,300 --> 00:58:23,300
If God is kind.

1550
00:58:23,300 --> 00:58:34,300
Sci-fi, you are right there.

1551
00:58:34,300 --> 00:58:36,300
Alright, Mike Sales is in the house, everybody.

1552
00:58:36,300 --> 00:58:37,300
Give it up for Mike Sales.

1553
00:58:37,300 --> 00:58:42,300
Mike, come on up for a second.

1554
00:58:42,300 --> 00:58:49,300
Also known as Tim Stacks, if you need a fade or a line up, you'll need to go see him at the Presidential Barbershop.

1555
00:58:49,300 --> 00:58:57,300
Mike Sales, where on the line do you think you're going to fall?

1556
00:58:57,300 --> 00:59:01,300
So, second from the end.

1557
00:59:01,300 --> 00:59:03,300
Oh.

1558
00:59:03,300 --> 00:59:05,300
Oh, boy.

1559
00:59:05,300 --> 00:59:06,300
Oh, boy.

1560
00:59:06,300 --> 00:59:10,300
So, ladies and gentlemen, y'all give it up for Mike Sales.

1561
00:59:10,300 --> 00:59:14,300
Mike is going to be the commentator.

1562
00:59:14,300 --> 00:59:16,300
So that leaves our clowns.

1563
00:59:16,300 --> 00:59:21,300
We've got three clowns and three spies.

1564
00:59:21,300 --> 00:59:27,300
So, JJ Payton, tell me where do you think you fall on this continuum?

1565
00:59:27,300 --> 00:59:29,300
I'm hoping over there.

1566
00:59:29,300 --> 00:59:31,300
You think you're between me and the other clowns?

1567
00:59:31,300 --> 00:59:33,300
I might end it all if I'm not.

1568
00:59:33,300 --> 00:59:39,300
Alright, can I get a drum roll?

1569
00:59:39,300 --> 00:59:43,300
There he is.

1570
00:59:43,300 --> 00:59:47,300
Dumbass.

1571
00:59:47,300 --> 00:59:51,300
Alright, Don Karr.

1572
00:59:51,300 --> 00:59:52,300
Don Karr.

1573
00:59:52,300 --> 00:59:54,300
I need counseling after this.

1574
00:59:54,300 --> 00:59:57,300
I'm going one ahead of the left.

1575
00:59:57,300 --> 00:59:59,300
So you think you're not the last one?

1576
00:59:59,300 --> 01:00:02,300
Yeah, please count, please count.

1577
01:00:02,300 --> 01:00:06,300
Please count, I'm not the last.

1578
01:00:06,300 --> 01:00:12,300
Alright, ladies and gentlemen, Don Karr.

1579
01:00:12,300 --> 01:00:16,300
And then there's Brandon, our lovely Brandon.

1580
01:00:16,300 --> 01:00:18,300
Now he has a thing.

1581
01:00:18,300 --> 01:00:25,300
But I'm going to show you guys some numbers because there's not an unintelligent person on this entire chart.

1582
01:00:25,300 --> 01:00:27,300
Look at those numbers.

1583
01:00:27,300 --> 01:00:30,300
So, take a reference.

1584
01:00:30,300 --> 01:00:34,300
If you're not aware, they consider 100 average.

1585
01:00:34,300 --> 01:00:37,300
So, everybody on that continuum is above average.

1586
01:00:37,300 --> 01:00:42,300
Y'all give it up for Brandon right there.

1587
01:00:42,300 --> 01:00:44,300
And Jason, folks.

1588
01:00:44,300 --> 01:00:45,300
Now, here's the thing.

1589
01:00:45,300 --> 01:00:47,300
We have them, and you kind of saw this in the video.

1590
01:00:47,300 --> 01:00:52,300
We have them all guess how everyone else is going to do with a number.

1591
01:00:52,300 --> 01:01:01,300
And I tabulated all the numbers, and we have one person that got the closest, and that person is going to get 50 bucks.

1592
01:01:01,300 --> 01:01:07,300
So, do you want to know who got the closest?

1593
01:01:07,300 --> 01:01:12,300
Alright, I need a drum roll for this one.

1594
01:01:12,300 --> 01:01:15,300
It's Syfy!

1595
01:01:15,300 --> 01:01:20,300
150 bucks, baby boy.

1596
01:01:20,300 --> 01:01:27,300
Brandon's got two million.

1597
01:01:27,300 --> 01:01:31,300
I'm too old to buy these things out.

1598
01:01:31,300 --> 01:01:33,300
We shouldn't have did this.

1599
01:01:33,300 --> 01:01:34,300
We shouldn't have did this.

1600
01:01:34,300 --> 01:01:35,300
I'm pretty sure it was your idea, though.

1601
01:01:35,300 --> 01:01:38,300
It was.

1602
01:01:38,300 --> 01:01:43,300
Well, that's how you're going to hire you smarter than a clown.

1603
01:01:43,300 --> 01:01:46,300
You guys having fun?

1604
01:01:46,300 --> 01:01:48,300
Before we take a break, I need to hear from y'all.

1605
01:01:48,300 --> 01:01:50,300
I need to know how you're feeling right now.

1606
01:01:50,300 --> 01:01:53,300
I feel great.

1607
01:01:53,300 --> 01:01:56,300
This could have gone any better.

1608
01:01:56,300 --> 01:01:58,300
I am in shock right now.

1609
01:01:58,300 --> 01:02:01,300
Nobody else is.

1610
01:02:01,300 --> 01:02:05,300
Don, tell me, express yourself.

1611
01:02:05,300 --> 01:02:07,300
Tell us what you're in shock about specifically.

1612
01:02:07,300 --> 01:02:12,300
I thought, well, 108, I'd clearly be in the middle.

1613
01:02:12,300 --> 01:02:18,300
And then what really hurts is that downtown mic sells.

1614
01:02:18,300 --> 01:02:21,300
I'm like three doctors, I'm supposed to be.

1615
01:02:21,300 --> 01:02:24,300
I have to rethink what I'm doing with my life.

1616
01:02:24,300 --> 01:02:29,300
I'm not going to lie.

1617
01:02:29,300 --> 01:02:36,300
This whole time, I thought that I was going to be probably the top two.

1618
01:02:36,300 --> 01:02:39,300
Now I'm the damn last one.

1619
01:02:39,300 --> 01:02:42,300
Damn, I didn't know they were going to get that high.

1620
01:02:42,300 --> 01:02:44,300
I'm as smart as hell.

1621
01:02:44,300 --> 01:02:45,300
You're that smart?

1622
01:02:45,300 --> 01:02:46,300
What the hell is going on here?

1623
01:02:46,300 --> 01:02:49,300
She brought a whole ass computer in there.

1624
01:02:49,300 --> 01:02:52,300
I'm trying to agree to you guys.

1625
01:02:52,300 --> 01:02:54,300
You want to answer that right now?

1626
01:02:54,300 --> 01:02:55,300
No degree.

1627
01:02:55,300 --> 01:02:56,300
No degree?

1628
01:02:56,300 --> 01:02:57,300
She had me.

1629
01:02:57,300 --> 01:03:00,300
Yeah, take that J.J.

1630
01:03:00,300 --> 01:03:04,300
My degree is in history, so it doesn't really count.

1631
01:03:04,300 --> 01:03:06,300
I'm not using it.

1632
01:03:06,300 --> 01:03:10,300
Oh, he's going to sit next to her.

1633
01:03:10,300 --> 01:03:13,300
Boy, they sure are dumb, huh?

1634
01:03:13,300 --> 01:03:18,300
Now, the final clip of the podcast is going to be one of favorite past guests,

1635
01:03:18,300 --> 01:03:24,300
man on the street, Pat Grice, describing what he would do with his children.

1636
01:03:24,300 --> 01:03:31,300
Let's just leave it at that and take a watch.

1637
01:03:31,300 --> 01:03:35,300
I could deal with having a gay child, maybe even a trans child.

1638
01:03:35,300 --> 01:03:38,300
I just can't have a stupid kid.

1639
01:03:38,300 --> 01:03:42,300
Now, I'm talking about because stupid kids are very expensive.

1640
01:03:42,300 --> 01:03:44,300
You got to have bail money for them.

1641
01:03:44,300 --> 01:03:46,300
You got to keep them on your insurance plan.

1642
01:03:46,300 --> 01:03:49,300
It's just too much money with dumb kids.

1643
01:03:49,300 --> 01:03:52,300
I actually know because I'm one of those dumb kids.

1644
01:03:52,300 --> 01:03:56,300
I know I cost my dad some money, but he owe me some money.

1645
01:03:56,300 --> 01:04:00,300
But still.

1646
01:04:00,300 --> 01:04:02,300
Brandon liked that one.

1647
01:04:02,300 --> 01:04:05,300
At least gay kids, at least with a gay kid, they can still do their own thing,

1648
01:04:05,300 --> 01:04:08,300
get their own money, get about your life.

1649
01:04:08,300 --> 01:04:11,300
It's like dumb kids, you stuck with them, motherfuckers.

1650
01:04:11,300 --> 01:04:12,300
Exactly.

1651
01:04:12,300 --> 01:04:16,300
Because they have the age old question, gay son or a whore daughter?

1652
01:04:16,300 --> 01:04:18,300
That's a crazy question.

1653
01:04:18,300 --> 01:04:19,300
Easy, gay son.

1654
01:04:19,300 --> 01:04:21,300
I don't think I could.

1655
01:04:21,300 --> 01:04:24,300
I would cry if my daughter was the only family.

1656
01:04:24,300 --> 01:04:26,300
I would have mental breakdowns.

1657
01:04:26,300 --> 01:04:29,300
I wouldn't want my daughter to be a whore, but she's going to be a whore.

1658
01:04:29,300 --> 01:04:30,300
At least she'd be paying for it.

1659
01:04:30,300 --> 01:04:31,300
I would cry.

1660
01:04:31,300 --> 01:04:32,300
God damn.

1661
01:04:32,300 --> 01:04:33,300
That's not the mentality, dude.

1662
01:04:33,300 --> 01:04:34,300
It's not the mentality.

1663
01:04:34,300 --> 01:04:39,300
I don't want to have a whore daughter, but I can't stop my daughter from being a whore.

1664
01:04:39,300 --> 01:04:43,300
So if you're going to be a whore, at least get some money out of it.

1665
01:04:43,300 --> 01:04:45,300
Because if you're going to be a whore, I ain't paying for shit.

1666
01:04:45,300 --> 01:04:47,300
T.I. stopped his daughter.

1667
01:04:47,300 --> 01:04:50,300
T.I. stopped his daughter from being a whore.

1668
01:04:50,300 --> 01:04:53,300
T.I. was checking on how I'm doing.

1669
01:04:53,300 --> 01:04:54,300
Yeah, that's weird, though.

1670
01:04:54,300 --> 01:04:55,300
I don't like that.

1671
01:04:55,300 --> 01:04:56,300
That's insane that he even said that.

1672
01:04:56,300 --> 01:04:57,300
It should be an honor system.

1673
01:04:57,300 --> 01:04:59,300
Yeah, it's insane.

1674
01:04:59,300 --> 01:05:01,300
I thought that wasn't the real daughter, though.

1675
01:05:01,300 --> 01:05:02,300
It doesn't matter.

1676
01:05:02,300 --> 01:05:04,300
That makes it weird.

1677
01:05:04,300 --> 01:05:06,300
He's making sure something's wrong.

1678
01:05:06,300 --> 01:05:08,300
Wait, how old was the daughter?

1679
01:05:08,300 --> 01:05:09,300
Probably like 18.

1680
01:05:09,300 --> 01:05:10,300
I hope so.

1681
01:05:10,300 --> 01:05:15,300
Checking the 16-year-old Hymen is a little weird.

1682
01:05:15,300 --> 01:05:17,300
I don't think he was checking on her.

1683
01:05:17,300 --> 01:05:18,300
That is weird.

1684
01:05:18,300 --> 01:05:19,300
Yeah.

1685
01:05:19,300 --> 01:05:20,300
I think he was talking to the daughter about Hymen.

1686
01:05:20,300 --> 01:05:22,300
But I don't think that's weird, though.

1687
01:05:22,300 --> 01:05:26,300
If you're the father and you're providing for your daughter, yeah, check Hymen.

1688
01:05:26,300 --> 01:05:27,300
Brandon, how...

1689
01:05:27,300 --> 01:05:28,300
What?

1690
01:05:28,300 --> 01:05:29,300
No.

1691
01:05:29,300 --> 01:05:30,300
The fuck are you talking about?

1692
01:05:30,300 --> 01:05:31,300
I'm sorry.

1693
01:05:31,300 --> 01:05:32,300
You want us to take this out?

1694
01:05:32,300 --> 01:05:33,300
Let's go back in time and see.

1695
01:05:33,300 --> 01:05:36,300
I know somebody in the Huntsville comedy scene that would agree with this.

1696
01:05:36,300 --> 01:05:38,300
If you're paying for your daughter's college...

1697
01:05:38,300 --> 01:05:40,300
I'm not even talking like that.

1698
01:05:40,300 --> 01:05:42,300
I'm just saying if you are...

1699
01:05:42,300 --> 01:05:46,300
I'm talking about if you're supporting your daughter, if you're fully supporting your

1700
01:05:46,300 --> 01:05:48,300
daughter, you're responsible for her.

1701
01:05:48,300 --> 01:05:51,300
Because back in the day, and I'm not trying to sound like that guy, but it's like back

1702
01:05:51,300 --> 01:05:55,300
in those days, women didn't move out the house until they got married.

1703
01:05:55,300 --> 01:05:58,300
Because that's the whole premise of the father giving the bride away.

1704
01:05:58,300 --> 01:05:59,300
Like, hey, I'm giving you my daughter.

1705
01:05:59,300 --> 01:06:01,300
She's your responsibility now.

1706
01:06:01,300 --> 01:06:05,300
So it's like I wouldn't want my daughter to be out here getting pregnant, and she ain't

1707
01:06:05,300 --> 01:06:06,300
nobody's wife.

1708
01:06:06,300 --> 01:06:07,300
Think about it though.

1709
01:06:07,300 --> 01:06:08,300
Think about it.

1710
01:06:08,300 --> 01:06:15,300
The girls we know, if you had a friend who was a woman and she had kids, different fathers,

1711
01:06:15,300 --> 01:06:17,300
but you'd be like, that's just her.

1712
01:06:17,300 --> 01:06:20,300
But if it was your daughter, you'd feel the type of way.

1713
01:06:20,300 --> 01:06:22,300
I mean, that shit just happens.

1714
01:06:22,300 --> 01:06:26,300
But in no situation is it okay to check your daughter's heart.

1715
01:06:26,300 --> 01:06:29,300
But I don't think T.I. is checking the Hymans himself.

1716
01:06:29,300 --> 01:06:31,300
I think that goes against protocol.

1717
01:06:31,300 --> 01:06:32,300
I'm pretty sure.

1718
01:06:32,300 --> 01:06:34,300
That is a HIPAA vibe.

1719
01:06:34,300 --> 01:06:39,300
Because as a doctor, that's like client-doctor privilege shit.

1720
01:06:39,300 --> 01:06:44,300
But I'm pretty sure he's talking to the daughter like, he's talking to the doctor like, hey,

1721
01:06:44,300 --> 01:06:48,300
I want to know, doctor, so and so, what's going on with my daughter, I need to know what's

1722
01:06:48,300 --> 01:06:49,300
going on with my daughter.

1723
01:06:49,300 --> 01:06:51,300
I need to make sure there ain't no keys popping out.

1724
01:06:51,300 --> 01:06:55,300
I think that's a crazy invasion of privacy.

1725
01:06:55,300 --> 01:06:58,300
Because they're still kids, but they're still like human beings.

1726
01:06:58,300 --> 01:07:02,300
Could you imagine they're checking your balls?

1727
01:07:02,300 --> 01:07:06,300
I don't know how you do it for guys, but huh.

1728
01:07:06,300 --> 01:07:07,300
That's what they did on the Mendez, bro.

1729
01:07:07,300 --> 01:07:09,300
You remember the mother would check the balls?

1730
01:07:09,300 --> 01:07:10,300
Not me.

1731
01:07:10,300 --> 01:07:11,300
No.

1732
01:07:11,300 --> 01:07:12,300
They checked my balls.

1733
01:07:12,300 --> 01:07:17,300
I'm going to say, like I said, that's why I say, like, if you really want to be free

1734
01:07:17,300 --> 01:07:20,300
from your parents like that, you got to get your own shit.

1735
01:07:20,300 --> 01:07:22,300
Yeah, they should have just left.

1736
01:07:22,300 --> 01:07:26,300
Like, you can't, like, I made a joke on Facebook because I was watching an episode of Family

1737
01:07:26,300 --> 01:07:27,300
Matters on Facebook.

1738
01:07:27,300 --> 01:07:31,300
And they showed Eddie Winslow getting mad at his mom and running up the stairs.

1739
01:07:31,300 --> 01:07:33,300
And he was like, treat me like a man.

1740
01:07:33,300 --> 01:07:35,300
I was like, how you going to say something about treat you like a man?

1741
01:07:35,300 --> 01:07:37,300
You run up the stairs of her own goddamn house.

1742
01:07:37,300 --> 01:07:41,300
Like, if you want to be treated like a man, if you want to, you know, have that.

1743
01:07:41,300 --> 01:07:46,300
Like I said, I'm not trying to sound insensitive or nothing, but if, like I said, if the parent

1744
01:07:46,300 --> 01:07:53,300
is supporting the child fully, it might be some role to come with it.

1745
01:07:53,300 --> 01:07:56,300
But I don't think T.I. is just checking the hymen himself, like, looking at it.

1746
01:07:56,300 --> 01:07:57,300
I think he just said.

1747
01:07:57,300 --> 01:07:58,300
I don't know.

1748
01:07:58,300 --> 01:07:59,300
This is all allegedly, too.

1749
01:07:59,300 --> 01:08:02,300
I'm not confident on what I see on the Internet, what the source was.

1750
01:08:02,300 --> 01:08:04,300
I seen it like three, four years ago.

1751
01:08:04,300 --> 01:08:06,300
It was like rap TV or something like that.

1752
01:08:06,300 --> 01:08:09,300
Are you able to get someone else to check it for you?

1753
01:08:09,300 --> 01:08:11,300
Everything about it is weird.

1754
01:08:11,300 --> 01:08:13,300
There's not one piece about it.

1755
01:08:13,300 --> 01:08:15,300
I think having a daughter is weird.

1756
01:08:15,300 --> 01:08:17,300
Oh, wow.

1757
01:08:17,300 --> 01:08:18,300
I agree.

1758
01:08:18,300 --> 01:08:19,300
What?

1759
01:08:19,300 --> 01:08:20,300
So why is that weird?

1760
01:08:20,300 --> 01:08:22,300
Like, it's not weird as weird.

1761
01:08:22,300 --> 01:08:26,300
It's just like, I'm looking at Jack for confirmation.

1762
01:08:26,300 --> 01:08:32,300
I picture myself being a father and in every version of myself being a father, I only see a son.

1763
01:08:32,300 --> 01:08:37,300
Not saying I only want a son, but I don't think I would be able to handle having a daughter.

1764
01:08:37,300 --> 01:08:39,300
Well, then they'll just be trans. It'll be cool.

1765
01:08:39,300 --> 01:08:40,300
Yeah.

1766
01:08:40,300 --> 01:08:43,300
You'll get your boy in like 10 years.

1767
01:08:43,300 --> 01:08:47,300
I mean, I'm blessed whatever I get.

1768
01:08:47,300 --> 01:08:50,300
And no shape or form, I'm going that far checking my daughter's hymen.

1769
01:08:50,300 --> 01:08:51,300
I'm going to do that to your mama.

1770
01:08:51,300 --> 01:08:52,300
That's your mama job.

1771
01:08:52,300 --> 01:08:54,300
The wife should check.

1772
01:08:54,300 --> 01:08:55,300
That's the issue.

1773
01:08:55,300 --> 01:08:56,300
I agree.

1774
01:08:56,300 --> 01:08:57,300
Be real.

1775
01:08:57,300 --> 01:08:58,300
Be real.

1776
01:08:58,300 --> 01:09:03,300
If the story came out that Tiny was checking the hymen, would it be weirder?

1777
01:09:03,300 --> 01:09:04,300
Yes.

1778
01:09:04,300 --> 01:09:06,300
It's still fucking the same amount of weird.

1779
01:09:06,300 --> 01:09:07,300
It's not weird.

1780
01:09:07,300 --> 01:09:08,300
I don't think so.

1781
01:09:08,300 --> 01:09:09,300
Brandon, what do you say?

1782
01:09:09,300 --> 01:09:10,300
I think this is kind of crazy.

1783
01:09:10,300 --> 01:09:11,300
Yeah, it's insane.

1784
01:09:11,300 --> 01:09:12,300
This is all crazy, man.

1785
01:09:12,300 --> 01:09:15,300
Like, check, what are we checking this stuff for?

1786
01:09:15,300 --> 01:09:16,300
Because like...

1787
01:09:16,300 --> 01:09:19,300
Make sure she's not having sexual intercourse, Brandon.

1788
01:09:19,300 --> 01:09:21,300
That's exactly what they did on that show.

1789
01:09:21,300 --> 01:09:24,300
No, make sure her thing ain't being abused.

1790
01:09:24,300 --> 01:09:27,300
They would check their dicks and be like, let's make this stuff about you.

1791
01:09:27,300 --> 01:09:28,300
I don't want to talk about this anymore.

1792
01:09:28,300 --> 01:09:29,300
I don't want to talk about this.

1793
01:09:29,300 --> 01:09:30,300
This is bad.

1794
01:09:30,300 --> 01:09:31,300
I'm out of this shit.

1795
01:09:31,300 --> 01:09:32,300
I'm backing out.

1796
01:09:32,300 --> 01:09:33,300
I'm out, bro.

1797
01:09:33,300 --> 01:09:34,300
I was just talking about the movie.

1798
01:09:34,300 --> 01:09:35,300
Because you're kids.

1799
01:09:35,300 --> 01:09:36,300
Because you're kids.

1800
01:09:36,300 --> 01:09:37,300
Be real.

1801
01:09:37,300 --> 01:09:38,300
How old were you when you first fucked?

1802
01:09:38,300 --> 01:09:39,300
14.

1803
01:09:39,300 --> 01:09:40,300
You a legend.

1804
01:09:40,300 --> 01:09:41,300
How old were you?

1805
01:09:41,300 --> 01:09:42,300
16.

1806
01:09:42,300 --> 01:09:43,300
He a legend.

1807
01:09:43,300 --> 01:09:44,300
Cool.

1808
01:09:44,300 --> 01:09:45,300
How old were you?

1809
01:09:45,300 --> 01:09:46,300
19.

1810
01:09:46,300 --> 01:09:47,300
Oh, man.

1811
01:09:47,300 --> 01:09:48,300
I was 18, but that's okay.

1812
01:09:48,300 --> 01:09:49,300
Brandon, how old were you?

1813
01:09:49,300 --> 01:09:50,300
That's okay.

1814
01:09:50,300 --> 01:09:51,300
How old when I did what?

1815
01:09:51,300 --> 01:09:53,300
How old were you when you had sex consensually?

1816
01:09:53,300 --> 01:09:54,300
Still has a...

1817
01:09:54,300 --> 01:09:55,300
18.

1818
01:09:55,300 --> 01:09:56,300
That was good.

1819
01:09:56,300 --> 01:09:57,300
18.

1820
01:09:57,300 --> 01:09:58,300
That was me.

1821
01:09:58,300 --> 01:10:03,300
So at some point, you fucking somebody's daughter.

1822
01:10:03,300 --> 01:10:09,300
So at some point, the children are going to experience sexually.

1823
01:10:09,300 --> 01:10:14,300
You just want to make sure they ain't taking...

1824
01:10:14,300 --> 01:10:17,300
At some point, the children are going to experience sexually.

1825
01:10:17,300 --> 01:10:18,300
What?

1826
01:10:18,300 --> 01:10:19,300
Who's experiencing who sexually?

1827
01:10:19,300 --> 01:10:20,300
The kids.

1828
01:10:20,300 --> 01:10:21,300
They're experiencing each other.

1829
01:10:21,300 --> 01:10:22,300
The children.

1830
01:10:22,300 --> 01:10:23,300
They're doing their thing.

1831
01:10:23,300 --> 01:10:29,300
You just said your first nut was 14.

1832
01:10:29,300 --> 01:10:31,300
Yeah, but I was in high school.

1833
01:10:31,300 --> 01:10:32,300
I wasn't like a kid.

1834
01:10:32,300 --> 01:10:33,300
Yeah, you was in high school.

1835
01:10:33,300 --> 01:10:34,300
I was a teenager.

1836
01:10:34,300 --> 01:10:38,300
But in a parent mind, they don't want their child fucking in high school.

1837
01:10:38,300 --> 01:10:39,300
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1838
01:10:39,300 --> 01:10:45,300
So at some point, when you have a high school daughter, she's nine times out of 10 is going

1839
01:10:45,300 --> 01:10:46,300
to experience sexually.

1840
01:10:46,300 --> 01:10:47,300
Let me tell you something.

1841
01:10:47,300 --> 01:10:50,300
My daughter would be a saint, and she wouldn't have sex of marriage.

1842
01:10:50,300 --> 01:10:53,300
She would not grow up with a jerk.

1843
01:10:53,300 --> 01:10:54,300
Do I sound weird right now?

1844
01:10:54,300 --> 01:10:55,300
A little bit.

1845
01:10:55,300 --> 01:10:57,300
Okay, I don't want to get too excited.

1846
01:10:57,300 --> 01:11:01,300
I'm just saying at some point, kids are going to fuck.

1847
01:11:01,300 --> 01:11:07,300
When I was in middle school, they gave us a sex ed mandatory because three girls in my

1848
01:11:07,300 --> 01:11:08,300
middle school class got pregnant.

1849
01:11:08,300 --> 01:11:10,300
So at some point, it's going to happen.

1850
01:11:10,300 --> 01:11:11,300
They're going to fuck.

1851
01:11:11,300 --> 01:11:15,300
Your job as a parent is to make sure that they're doing it responsibly.

1852
01:11:15,300 --> 01:11:16,300
True.

1853
01:11:16,300 --> 01:11:17,300
That makes a lot more sense.

1854
01:11:17,300 --> 01:11:18,300
It's like my homeboy.

1855
01:11:18,300 --> 01:11:22,300
My homeboy was smoking weed at 13, really younger than that.

1856
01:11:22,300 --> 01:11:26,300
But his mom was like, shit, if you're going to smoke weed, smoke weed with me.

1857
01:11:26,300 --> 01:11:30,300
I already smoked with me to go out there and get hooked on some shit that'll fuck your

1858
01:11:30,300 --> 01:11:31,300
brain up or some shit like that.

1859
01:11:31,300 --> 01:11:32,300
Smoke with mama.

1860
01:11:32,300 --> 01:11:35,300
Mama ain't going to lace you.

1861
01:11:35,300 --> 01:11:36,300
So I understand it from that aspect.

1862
01:11:36,300 --> 01:11:38,300
But you shouldn't have sex with your mom.

1863
01:11:38,300 --> 01:11:39,300
No.

1864
01:11:39,300 --> 01:11:40,300
That would be weird.

1865
01:11:40,300 --> 01:11:41,300
Never.

1866
01:11:41,300 --> 01:11:42,300
No, that's not good.

1867
01:11:42,300 --> 01:11:43,300
I'm going to throw up.

1868
01:11:43,300 --> 01:11:44,300
No.

1869
01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:45,300
That's different.

1870
01:11:45,300 --> 01:11:46,300
That's bad.

1871
01:11:46,300 --> 01:11:47,300
So me as a parent-

1872
01:11:47,300 --> 01:11:48,300
It's been terrible.

1873
01:11:48,300 --> 01:11:52,300
And me as a parent, I don't want my child, my daughter or my son to be fucking at a young

1874
01:11:52,300 --> 01:11:53,300
age.

1875
01:11:53,300 --> 01:11:58,300
But what the way social media is, the way shit going on like that, you never know when

1876
01:11:58,300 --> 01:11:59,300
your kid's going to be fucking.

1877
01:11:59,300 --> 01:12:01,300
But you want to make sure they're doing it responsibly.

1878
01:12:01,300 --> 01:12:02,300
Use a condom.

1879
01:12:02,300 --> 01:12:03,300
You know what I'm saying?

1880
01:12:03,300 --> 01:12:04,300
Show them love at home.

1881
01:12:04,300 --> 01:12:05,300
And they won't have to search for it somewhere else.

1882
01:12:05,300 --> 01:12:06,300
I'm just giving support in my house.

1883
01:12:06,300 --> 01:12:07,300
That's it.

1884
01:12:07,300 --> 01:12:08,300
What they do.

1885
01:12:08,300 --> 01:12:09,300
But people are going to have sex.

1886
01:12:09,300 --> 01:12:10,300
That don't mean shit.

1887
01:12:10,300 --> 01:12:11,300
Yeah, but it's still just like everybody-

1888
01:12:11,300 --> 01:12:12,300
Does your mama love you at home?

1889
01:12:12,300 --> 01:12:17,300
Yeah.

1890
01:12:17,300 --> 01:12:20,300
But your dick still got hard, didn't it?

1891
01:12:20,300 --> 01:12:21,300
What?

1892
01:12:21,300 --> 01:12:22,300
For the girl you fuck.

1893
01:12:22,300 --> 01:12:23,300
Okay, make sure you-

1894
01:12:23,300 --> 01:12:24,300
Yeah, for the girl you fuck.

1895
01:12:24,300 --> 01:12:25,300
This is wild.

1896
01:12:25,300 --> 01:12:26,300
Yeah, come on.

1897
01:12:26,300 --> 01:12:30,300
But it started off very, extremely rough.

1898
01:12:30,300 --> 01:12:33,300
But Pat got to a good point at the end.

1899
01:12:33,300 --> 01:12:34,300
People are going to fuck, bro.

1900
01:12:34,300 --> 01:12:35,300
Yeah.

1901
01:12:35,300 --> 01:12:36,300
You have to teach them to do it responsibly.

1902
01:12:36,300 --> 01:12:37,300
Yeah.

1903
01:12:37,300 --> 01:12:38,300
That's what sex ed is for.

1904
01:12:38,300 --> 01:12:43,980
I feel like that's the new age, the way the world- people are so focused on trying to

1905
01:12:43,980 --> 01:12:47,980
do shit from back in the day when back in the day it don't work no more because back

1906
01:12:47,980 --> 01:12:48,980
in the day they didn't have social media.

1907
01:12:48,980 --> 01:12:51,100
This day we have social media.

1908
01:12:51,100 --> 01:12:54,700
These days every little girl's favorite rapper is half naked.

1909
01:12:54,700 --> 01:12:55,700
I watch wrestling.

1910
01:12:55,700 --> 01:12:57,300
I'm a big wrestling fan.

1911
01:12:57,300 --> 01:12:58,300
You can agree with this shit.

1912
01:12:58,300 --> 01:13:01,300
On wrestling these days, all the female wrestlers got asses.

1913
01:13:01,300 --> 01:13:02,300
They do.

1914
01:13:02,300 --> 01:13:03,300
They're entertaining children.

1915
01:13:03,300 --> 01:13:07,460
They got fat, juicy asses wrestling on TV.

1916
01:13:07,460 --> 01:13:08,460
But even back in our day-

1917
01:13:08,460 --> 01:13:09,460
That is weird.

1918
01:13:09,460 --> 01:13:10,460
Back in our day it was worse.

1919
01:13:10,460 --> 01:13:11,460
They had broad-panties, they had asses.

1920
01:13:11,460 --> 01:13:12,460
Oh yeah, weird.

1921
01:13:12,460 --> 01:13:13,460
Yeah, like it was weird.

1922
01:13:13,460 --> 01:13:14,460
They had kitties out all the time.

1923
01:13:14,460 --> 01:13:15,460
It was over-sexualized.

1924
01:13:15,460 --> 01:13:20,860
So at some point a young kid gonna be like, damn, I wanna be-

1925
01:13:20,860 --> 01:13:21,860
Let's be honest.

1926
01:13:21,860 --> 01:13:28,820
Most wrestling fans are either mentally challenged or kids.

1927
01:13:28,820 --> 01:13:31,220
Or just horny motherfuckers.

1928
01:13:31,220 --> 01:13:34,220
You're taking advantage of both of those groups.

1929
01:13:34,220 --> 01:13:41,300
When I was coming up, Trish Stratus was the hottest white lady I like.

1930
01:13:41,300 --> 01:13:43,220
I mean, it just wouldn't work.

1931
01:13:43,220 --> 01:13:44,220
That's more Stacey Keebler.

1932
01:13:44,220 --> 01:13:45,220
Yeah, that too.

1933
01:13:45,220 --> 01:13:48,140
And not to mention, they had them on Playboy.

1934
01:13:48,140 --> 01:13:52,900
So it's like, goddamn, you can't even stop what's gonna come.

1935
01:13:52,900 --> 01:13:53,900
Yeah.

1936
01:13:53,900 --> 01:13:56,220
You can't stop a little boy from coming.

1937
01:13:56,220 --> 01:13:58,420
Oh my, come on, man.

1938
01:13:58,420 --> 01:14:01,420
I don't know if we can release this episode.

1939
01:14:01,420 --> 01:14:02,420
Yeah, that one was rough.

1940
01:14:02,420 --> 01:14:03,420
Jesus Christ.

1941
01:14:03,420 --> 01:14:04,420
That one was crazy.

1942
01:14:04,420 --> 01:14:05,420
What is happening?

1943
01:14:05,420 --> 01:14:06,420
That's the craziest thing I've ever heard.

1944
01:14:06,420 --> 01:14:07,420
You know what's fucked up though, man?

1945
01:14:07,420 --> 01:14:12,420
I told you, I told you, when you bring me on this motherfucker and you're licking me,

1946
01:14:12,420 --> 01:14:15,420
I've been drinking all weekend.

1947
01:14:15,420 --> 01:14:18,420
I'm just me.

1948
01:14:18,420 --> 01:14:21,420
He's just being me.

1949
01:14:21,420 --> 01:14:25,420
I'm just being me.

1950
01:14:25,420 --> 01:14:26,820
One incredible take.

1951
01:14:26,820 --> 01:14:28,020
It was redeemable.

1952
01:14:28,020 --> 01:14:29,020
It was condemnable.

1953
01:14:29,020 --> 01:14:32,660
It was everything you want in a presidential candidate.

1954
01:14:32,660 --> 01:14:37,980
All guys, that does it for us on our clip show, our first one we've ever done.

1955
01:14:37,980 --> 01:14:40,100
Hopefully Dom can recover.

1956
01:14:40,100 --> 01:14:47,020
We can put a lot of the Patreon money into vaccine research for whatever he has because

1957
01:14:47,020 --> 01:14:48,180
it's nasty.

1958
01:14:48,180 --> 01:14:53,260
The symptoms have been re-ringing its head for a very long time.

1959
01:14:53,260 --> 01:14:56,620
So let's just have a moment of silence for Dom.

1960
01:14:56,620 --> 01:14:58,180
Wish him good health.

1961
01:14:58,180 --> 01:14:59,180
And we'll see you next episode.

1962
01:14:59,180 --> 01:15:28,700
I hope you enjoyed this episode.

1963
01:15:29,180 --> 01:15:32,700
I fucking hate Scrappy dude.