1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,000 This week on Clown College 2 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:20,000 One cold Christmas Eve with the sun far below their heads 3 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:25,000 In motherfucking Coleman Alabama the clowns decided to tread 4 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:28,000 expecting weird looks and to be filled with fright 5 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:33,000 Little did the niggas know that they were in for a Christmas delight 6 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:04,000 Welcome to Clown College 7 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,000 We have profound knowledge 8 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,000 In many ways to elevate and make you sound polished 9 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,000 So if you want to hear a little honest 10 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,000 A few takes on the ways to make it as a comic 11 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:14,000 Then stick around for a while if you're down to clown 12 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:17,000 We got the guests right now just to show you how 13 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:21,000 Let's all go to Clown College baby 14 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:26,000 It's with Brandon, Candace, Don and JJ 15 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:29,000 Let's all go to Clown College baby 16 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:56,000 It's with Brandon, Candace, Don and JJ 17 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:59,000 How's it sound Brandon? 18 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,000 Sounds good 19 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,000 Does it sound good? 20 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,000 Keep talking 21 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:05,000 My mic's a little far but I feel like this is pretty good 22 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,000 I just can't turn my head towards it 23 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,000 There we go, that's probably better 24 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,000 Both good? Alright 25 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,000 You all ready? 26 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,000 Yep 27 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,000 Hey! 28 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,000 We're back 29 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,000 Hell yeah 30 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,000 Who's this fucking guy? 31 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,000 Who the fuck are you guys? 32 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,000 What do you mean? 33 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,000 That's no way to treat a guest 34 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,000 This is real hostile for the holidays 35 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,000 You guys have a little meat and then get fancy 36 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,000 What happened? 37 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,000 I don't know what happened 38 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,000 How you been Charles? 39 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,000 I've been fine 40 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,000 You good? 41 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,000 Yeah 42 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,000 Dude I'm glad you're in such a good mood to be here 43 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,000 Me too 44 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,000 On the pod 45 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,000 I don't know, I was 46 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:38,000 I'm not a big Christmas guy to be honest 47 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,000 Oh yeah? 48 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,000 Yeah 49 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,000 That's not a setup to anything 50 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,000 St. Patrick's Day? 51 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,000 No, not that shit either 52 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:47,000 I don't think there's any holiday that I truly enjoy 53 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,000 Oh you know what, New Year's isn't bad 54 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,000 That's fair 55 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,000 New Year's is like everybody gets to be in on New Year's 56 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,000 I like it 57 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,000 Except the Chinese aren't 58 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,000 No 59 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,000 I don't know 60 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:01,000 I'm not a big fan of the Christmas 61 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,000 I thought you were about to say the Chinese 62 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,000 Oh shit 63 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,000 That's where this is going 64 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:09,000 I don't know, the whole Santa thing and the money and the religion 65 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,000 I don't fuck with it 66 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,000 Yeah 67 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,000 I'm not a big Christmas guy either 68 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,000 Really? 69 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,000 I'm like you 70 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,000 Yeah, skip Christmas when you got what you are 71 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,000 But big guy 72 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:24,000 Thanks Brandon 73 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,000 Anytime, that was good 74 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:29,000 I love that we can't hear it, we just have to assume that Brandon is hitting the right button 75 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:32,000 It's just a fart noise 76 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,000 That's what this podcast is built on 77 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,000 Assuming that Brandon hit the right button 78 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:39,000 It literally is, he's always did it right 79 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,000 We haven't lost any episodes have we? 80 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,000 No we have not 81 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,000 Just one 82 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:46,000 Just the one where we talked about fucking Scrappy Doo 83 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,000 Oh yeah 84 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,000 What happened? 85 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,000 Scrappy Doo 86 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,000 That's the only episode we lost 87 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,000 Well that one Brandon's fault 88 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:56,000 He brought him up 89 00:03:56,000 --> 00:04:02,000 But Charlie, we started off sour, now we're going to start off sweet like some Sour Patch Kids 90 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,000 I hope so, it would come in different 91 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:07,000 Merry Christmas man 92 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:10,000 Hey, you go get your sweet ass over here and get this gift 93 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,000 Candice Sweet Ass 94 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,000 I'm gonna need my sweet ass over here 95 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,000 That sounded weird saying I love you 96 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,000 But I appreciate it 97 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:22,000 Oh wow, nasal spray 98 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,000 We need it 99 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:27,000 Does this have the extender? 100 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,000 Just kidding, what do we got here? 101 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:32,000 Hyper tough multi-tool pen set 102 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,000 Now this one I don't get 103 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,000 The last one made sense 104 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:39,000 Cool, now I can measure my dick while I write jokes 105 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,000 Exciting 106 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,000 Does this have millimeters? 107 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,000 Sick 108 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,000 Thanks guys 109 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:50,000 Let's see, I also actually got a gift for Brandon 110 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:53,000 I got this a long time ago, I forgot to bring it on my app 111 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:56,000 I just know that you like old stuff and comedy 112 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:59,000 So it's a Red Fox laugh your head off tape 113 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,000 God bless you 114 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,000 Thank you man 115 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:06,000 Red Fox, looks just like me man 116 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,000 This is perfect 117 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,000 Honestly, that's the closest you've ever been 118 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,000 Close enough 119 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:16,000 I'm definitely not looking Edward from Twilight 120 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:19,000 Jolly, you've been on a little mission 121 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,000 You're doing a little documentary type thing 122 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:24,000 Yeah, I'm doing my little no material project 123 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:28,000 Where I do no material for 10 mics and see what happens 124 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:32,000 Started off strong, it's been really bad lately 125 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:35,000 It's been like not even enjoyable 126 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:39,000 I really want to stop but I only got 3 left, 4 left tonight 127 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:44,000 So we'll see what happens, maybe some divine intervention will come down 128 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,000 Even though I just hated on religion a second ago 129 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,000 But I need God now 130 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:52,000 You're going out butt naked the whole time? 131 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,000 Holy shit 132 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,000 Butt naked the whole time 133 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:58,000 Is this a comedy term I missed for no material? 134 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,000 This is when you're going in with nothing 135 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:03,000 Well, no, I mean I have clothes on 136 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:06,000 But yes, I'm going in with nothing 137 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,000 Brandon's like, ah fuck that 138 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,000 Yeah, no, I've been going up with nothing 139 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,000 I'm trying to not do crowd work either 140 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,000 Which really leaves you with nothing 141 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:18,000 And then you realize, oh I'm just doing nothing 142 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,000 Which is not entertaining for anybody involved 143 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:24,000 So it's all been a really bad idea from the jump 144 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:28,000 But hopefully at the end it'll seem exciting, I don't know 145 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:32,000 It feels like if you just do random shit online people pay attention to it 146 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,000 Boom, boom 147 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,000 Justice league baby 148 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,000 Is that right? 149 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,000 Yeah 150 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,000 What? No 151 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,000 They're called the Justice League? 152 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,000 The Justice League, big Justice, little Justice 153 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,000 And the Rizwer? 154 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,000 Yeah, he's like the 155 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,000 He's the Riddler 156 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,000 Yeah, the Riddler 157 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,000 Oh, so he's a villain? 158 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,000 Yeah 159 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,000 Oh wow 160 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,000 That's why he's not really their offspring 161 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,000 Oh, okay, he's not one of the 162 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,000 Cause they're Jewish, I just found this out 163 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,000 Damn 164 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,000 Really? 165 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:01,000 I don't know if the picture was real but it looked like they had a lot of Hanukkah stuff going on 166 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,000 Oh, maybe 167 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,000 So 168 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,000 I think those are just birthday candles 169 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,000 Not a menorah 170 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,000 He's nine years old 171 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:08,000 Yeah 172 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:12,000 Yo, I'm glad we're on this Justice League scene because dude, I'm not joking 173 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,000 We know you're not 174 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,000 Like I know you guys be like 175 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:18,000 Yeah, but people always be like man this 176 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:23,000 Like sometimes I'll be off but this dude, I promise you, looks just like you 177 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:24,000 Like who? 178 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,000 Charlie, right there, I'm gonna show you right here 179 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:29,000 I swear to God this is the Kill Tony guy 180 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,000 Nope, I'm talking about the one 181 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:33,000 It's gonna be like Martian man hunter 182 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:38,000 Brandon's never been accurate at all on who looks like what 183 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,000 When you see this, hold on, I gotta 184 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,000 Hold on, hold on, look at this 185 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,000 I think he got it right dude 186 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,000 I can't see it but I feel offended 187 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,000 I got it right, he got the same eyes 188 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,000 Double click on the pit, there it is 189 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,000 Can you see that? 190 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,000 I disagree with all of those 191 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,000 That looks like you Charlie 192 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,000 That does not look like me 193 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:57,000 That's definitely the closest Brandon's ever got 194 00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:00,000 From here it looks like a picture of Rob Schneider 195 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,000 Captain Boomerang, that's his name 196 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,000 Okay, actually I'm back in, I like that name 197 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:05,000 I'm into that 198 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,000 And that's what he does, he comes right back 199 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:10,000 You think you're done with it, next thing you know, Captain Boomerang 200 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:15,000 Yeah, okay, well, I don't like that but whatever 201 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:18,000 I've stopped telling people what I think they look like 202 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,000 Because it's never gone positive 203 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,000 What do you think Dom looks like? 204 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,000 He looks better in that pic 205 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,000 Why do you think Dom looks like? 206 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,000 Oh man 207 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,000 Because you're easy to see 208 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:37,000 I don't know, you look like, oh man, who's the, not somewhere over the rainbow, who's Is? 209 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,000 Is a? 210 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,000 No, just Is 211 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,000 Is 212 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,000 Roz 213 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,000 Oz, you talking about Oz 214 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,000 Yeah 215 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,000 I don't know who that is 216 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,000 Israel 217 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,000 Don't you dare 218 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,000 I hope it's right 219 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,000 Is it? 220 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,000 The guy that sings the song? 221 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,000 Uh huh 222 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,000 The guy that dies? 223 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,000 Oh wait, are you talking about Is? 224 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,000 Oh yeah, his name is Is, Is a 225 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,000 Oh there we go, nice 226 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,000 Oh you're talking about the fat dude 227 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,000 Yeah, I'm talking shit 228 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,000 First of all, he had a beautiful voice, I'm not mad about that 229 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,000 He did have a beautiful voice, yeah 230 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,000 And a beautiful heart that just went out on him 231 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,000 Yeah, it turns out I'm just nice 232 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:09,000 I'm like you guys, saying I look like that rat man 233 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,000 That's real, he's not a rat man 234 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,000 He's a dead man 235 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,000 He's Captain Boomerang 236 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,000 What does he do, what's his power, what's his like thing? 237 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,000 Dude, he's like the Flash, but more powerful man 238 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,000 What? 239 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,000 He's fast as shit 240 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,000 And I think he might have a boomerang 241 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,000 Okay 242 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,000 I could be right 243 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,000 He runs like a 4-3-40 244 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,000 He's fast as shit man 245 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,000 He's just pretty fast for a normal person 246 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,000 And he's Australian so 247 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,000 Alright 248 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,000 Explains the boomerang part, yeah 249 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,000 Hell yeah 250 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,000 Checkmate, you know? 251 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,000 Nope 252 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,000 Yeah 253 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,000 Is that his phrase? 254 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,000 Oh no, I was just saying checkmate, you know mate 255 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,000 Like where he be like, good day mate 256 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,000 Look at that type of stuff 257 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000 Trying to make something new 258 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,000 I have no idea 259 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,000 What's that bad? 260 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,000 I like that 261 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:55,000 I'm gonna use that tonight when I have no material 262 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:58,000 Can you do your second Captain Boomerang? 263 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:01,000 I'll sign it, if Dante signs up as the Flash 264 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,000 I'm sure I can sign up as Captain Boomerang 265 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,000 Dude, of course 266 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,000 You can be just put Captain Boomerang, I got you 267 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,000 Alright, sweet 268 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,000 He will not remember that 269 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:13,000 Also, we've been doing the plot for over a year at this point 270 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,000 He didn't remember my name, bringing me up 271 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,000 You're a damn car 272 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:20,000 He's a damn car's car, is he ever 273 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,000 He has a car 274 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,000 Dom the car car 275 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,000 I like that 276 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,000 I like that 277 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,000 Dom Carlos sounds fancy 278 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,000 Dom Carlos 279 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,000 Yeah, when you put on a robe, Dom Carlos 280 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,000 You gotta see this fucking shit 281 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,000 I got that shit on 282 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,000 Ain't that right, Brennan? 283 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,000 You say you got what? 284 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,000 I got that shit on 285 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,000 Hell yeah, man, you looking fly 286 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,000 Thank you, baby 287 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,000 Alright 288 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,000 No 289 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,000 No 290 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,000 Hey Brennan 291 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,000 You know what, yeah, you right man, you know what 292 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,000 You right man, cause you know they do that in sports and shit 293 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,000 And then they smack ass 294 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:50,000 Well, see, you took it to the net 295 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,000 No, I'm talking about when they be like, good game, man 296 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,000 When they smack you in the ass a little bit 297 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,000 Good game, baby 298 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,000 Sometimes they grab it 299 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,000 Cup 300 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,000 You think gays finish fucking like that? 301 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,000 Oh, of course 302 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,000 Like, good job 303 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,000 I bet you they do 304 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,000 Man, that's funny 305 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:07,000 Or passionate, whatever 306 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,000 Good 307 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:14,000 No, my bad, I'll let y'all lead the segment, it's not bad 308 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:20,000 I was saying, so I was, so remember, JJ, when we had to fix the, I had to fix the washer 309 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,000 When your apartment flooded 310 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,000 My apartment flooded 311 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,000 Yes 312 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:26,000 All the shit came out, we had to fix it, but it was just a tube that you had to put in the back of the wall 313 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,000 He forgot to do that 314 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:30,000 Yeah, and got the dustpan and shoveled the water 315 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,000 Yeah, we got the dustpan, we shoveled up all that shit 316 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,000 Now, my dryer is making a loud squeaking noise 317 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:38,000 Now, I'm leaving in two days, so I needed it done fast 318 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:42,000 So I went to my Facebook marketplace, I hit a couple people up 319 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:45,000 He was the one that messaged back like, yeah, I'll be over there in 30 minutes to come fix it 320 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,000 I'm like, hell yeah 321 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:51,000 So then he messaged me back about 10 minutes later and he's like, hey, I can't find the parts 322 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:58,000 I can't find the parts, can you give me the $50, I'll go buy the parts and then come back over 323 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:01,000 Now, I usually wouldn't do this and I'm still dumb for doing it 324 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:04,000 But I was like, he's already, you know, I've already used them once 325 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000 He came over and did the shit 326 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:11,000 So then I gave him the $50, about 30 minutes later he's like, hey, I can't get 327 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,000 I couldn't understand what he was saying 328 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,000 He was like, I couldn't get to get the parts, I'm gonna have to order them 329 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,000 Now I'm at work, he's like, I'm gonna have to order them 330 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:21,000 And then I'm like, no, don't worry about it, I need my shit done fast 331 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,000 Just send me back the money 332 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,000 He's like, alright, send you back the money 333 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:28,000 And you guys have the transcript of what went down after that 334 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:34,000 So one of you guys are gonna play me and one of you guys are gonna play the man who we are gonna tag in this 335 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:38,000 And there are some words that you guys probably shouldn't 336 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,000 You can say them 337 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:43,000 You probably shouldn't, so you know, your artistic direction 338 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,000 Okay, what part are you playing, Charlie? 339 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:48,000 I think the gray text, which are the 340 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:51,000 That is the serviceman 341 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,000 The male prostitute that you hired on this 342 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,000 Exactly, $50, $50 343 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,000 True 344 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,000 And you'll be playing me, JJ 345 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,000 Alright, no laughing 346 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:03,000 And then once I say scene, you'll take it off 347 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,000 1, 2, 3, scene 348 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:09,000 I never had no set for $250 349 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,000 Is that too much? 350 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,000 No, that was great, that was great 351 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,000 Oh my god 352 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,000 Alright 353 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,000 Do that the whole time 354 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,000 Man, that was perfect 355 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,000 I don't know if I can keep that to heart 356 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,000 I never had a set for $250 357 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:27,000 My cheapest set is $440 without delivery 358 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,000 I'll just take the money back 359 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:32,000 But I'll do $150 annual dryer 360 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,000 I'm good, I'll just take the money back 361 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,000 Okay 362 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,000 Need that cash, yap 363 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:42,000 I will send as soon as I'm done driving 364 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,000 I have to cancel the order 365 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:48,000 I just need my $50 so I can get the dryer fixed 366 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:52,000 I'll fix it for you, what the problem now? 367 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,000 Huh? You said you didn't have the parts 368 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,000 I told you I had to order them 369 00:13:56,000 --> 00:14:00,000 I don't got time for that, that's why I said send the money back 370 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:04,000 Even if you get someone else to fix they will have to order them 371 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,000 Man, I just need my money back 372 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,000 Soon as it get refunded you got it 373 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:13,000 No, I need my $50 now, I didn't tell you to order them 374 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:17,000 Pfff 375 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:22,000 I told you I did so when I get it, I will 376 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:26,000 Look, I'm trying to be nice here, but send me my $50 now 377 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:33,000 Look, I told you what I can do, so I decay what to tell you 378 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:37,000 Tell me you're sending me my $50, I never said to order shit 379 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:41,000 I don't like to fuck with people money and I don't expect mine to be either 380 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:44,000 Send me my shit right now 381 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,000 Look here bro, I'm 27 years a grown ass man 382 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:51,000 You don't need to be cussing at me like I'm your child or something 383 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:55,000 And like I said I will send it when I get it back 384 00:14:55,000 --> 00:15:00,000 I don't give a fuck how old you are little 385 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,000 Nubian 386 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:06,000 You took somebody money, spent my shit without telling me 387 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:10,000 You two and no work was done, this how you run a business? 388 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:18,000 How the fuck I'm do the work without parts you dumb ass Nubian 389 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:22,000 Then return the money like you said you would three times! 390 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,000 That's how this shit works 391 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:28,000 Like I said, when I get it back then I'll send it and I'm done here 392 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:31,000 Cause how you run in your mouth you can get touched matter of fact 393 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:34,000 I'll bring it to you personally 394 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,000 Punk ass 395 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,000 Nigga 396 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:40,000 Come see me, fuck you mean we'll see who get in touch 397 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,000 Yeah alright 398 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,000 And scene 399 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:47,000 Great job gentlemen, I mean come on 400 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,000 That's beautiful 401 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,000 Get my ass kicked 402 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,000 Yes I'm gonna beat this nigga ass real soon 403 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,000 He knows where I live 404 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,000 He's 27 years a grown man 405 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,000 Yeah he got 27, I don't give a fuck how old you is 406 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,000 Nigga send my motherfucking money back 407 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:06,000 Like I was so mad, I was thinking about ways if he came knocked on the door how I was gonna take him down 408 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:09,000 I was dreaming about it, I dreamed about it all night 409 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,000 Dick got hard dude 410 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,000 If he comes over here I'm fucking this shit up 411 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,000 It's a Christmas miracle 412 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,000 That's too funny 413 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,000 Oh shit, thanks guys for reading that 414 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,000 Yeah no problem, thanks guys for having me on 415 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,000 Merry Christmas 416 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,000 Am I leaving right now? 417 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,000 Yeah we can't get outside 418 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,000 Merry Christmas 419 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,000 What's that? 420 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,000 You got anything coming up? 421 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,000 I guess check out that thing whenever I have it 422 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,000 But no, I have nothing 423 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,000 Nah, there's nothing going on in my life 424 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,000 This is the greatest thing ever, alright bye guys 425 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,000 Thanks man 426 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,000 Merry Christmas man 427 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,000 Hey we're at Clown College 428 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,000 And we're at the Chris Kingle 429 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,000 We here 430 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,000 Chris Kingle 431 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,000 Trying out good food 432 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,000 Good snack 433 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,000 Not that bad 434 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,000 Not at all 435 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,000 Yeah, sounds like the word here 436 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,000 Clown College 437 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,000 Clown College 438 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:13,000 Clown College 439 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,000 Try this 440 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,000 Get right behind 441 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,000 Good 442 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,000 I'll be right behind 443 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,000 Oh shit 444 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,000 Oh my god 445 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,000 Hi 446 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,000 Is there anything? 447 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,000 This is sick 448 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,000 Where is it? 449 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,000 Hello 450 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,000 I got a pig 451 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,000 What kind of pig? 452 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,000 I'm from a place called... 453 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,000 What is that? 454 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,000 Is that a pig? 455 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,000 No 456 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,000 I'm not a messia 457 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,000 You might get it 458 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,000 I can find one 459 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,000 I can find one 460 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,000 It's a ding along pony 461 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,000 Ding along pony 462 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,000 Ding along pony 463 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,000 Hi ho silver 464 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,000 Ding along pony 465 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,000 Ding along pony 466 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,000 Ding along pony 467 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,000 Ding along pony 468 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,000 Ding along pony 469 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,000 Ding along pony 470 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,000 I'm not a say that 471 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,000 I'm a little scared 472 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,000 But I'm also a little excited 473 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,000 I'm having a good time 474 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,000 Fear is a creation of the mind Brandon 475 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,000 It tosses up 476 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,000 It's going to make you 477 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000 Do you feel like you're going to shoot yourself? 478 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000 Yes 479 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,000 I also feel like this thing is going to break 480 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000 Right 481 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,000 I'm going to see if I can get down from here 482 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,000 He's sick 483 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,000 He's going to be sick 484 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,000 He's sick 485 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000 He's going to fall 486 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,000 He's sick 487 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,000 He is the perfect messia 488 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,000 He is the perfect messia 489 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,000 There's nothing about a frog 490 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,000 Ever 491 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,000 This is a new speaker 492 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,000 I have a new joke I'm trying to 493 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,000 I love to be trans 494 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,000 I just don't have the balls 495 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000 Alright I get it 496 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000 Charles Hood didn't like it either 497 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,000 I don't get it 498 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000 There's nothing to get 499 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,000 I know I'm the swoop but I don't get it 500 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,000 You got balls though 501 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,000 We all got balls right 502 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,000 But I don't have the balls to become trans 503 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,000 It's the joke 504 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,000 Figurative balls 505 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,000 Metaphorical, chutzpah 506 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,000 Cajones 507 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000 The dick 508 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,000 Welcome to clown college 509 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,000 Welcome to clown college 510 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000 Look at this editor extraordinaire 511 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,000 I'm going to make lightning pop up behind me 512 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000 If somebody hates on you in the comments 513 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000 And it's account with zero followers 514 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000 Alex runs all our burners 515 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000 For clown college comment responses 516 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,000 They're a couple 517 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000 And when it's the hard R it's Alex 518 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,000 When it's the soft day it's me 519 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,000 Which I just said 520 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:47,000 Which I just taught JJ about the soft A earlier 521 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000 I've always heard hard R 522 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000 I never considered soft A 523 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000 That was the first time I heard that expression 524 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,000 And I like it 525 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,000 You for real? 526 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000 Soft A? 527 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,000 No I never heard that 528 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,000 Not in that context 529 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000 You should use it more 530 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000 The term soft A 531 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,000 You're actually saying it with the hard R 532 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,000 I'll try it out 533 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,000 I'll put it on my New Years resolution 534 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,000 Be like Papa John's 535 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000 You gotta go through rehab 536 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,000 That's one of the craziest stories of all time 537 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,000 You know he like ordered 538 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000 40 pizzas a week from Papa John's 539 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000 To his house so he could test the quality 540 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,000 I like that 541 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,000 I do too we should get him on 542 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000 I feel like it's within 543 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,000 Papa John himself 544 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000 He did 545 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000 But because 546 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000 Papa John went down for 547 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000 He was saying 548 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000 Various degrees of meaning 549 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,000 He was just saying the one 550 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000 He was just saying the one 551 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,000 He was saying other people were saying it 552 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,000 That's what he said? 553 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,000 Why do you have to go to rehab? 554 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,000 Because he said it 555 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000 But he couldn't stop 556 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,000 I can't stop saying it 557 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000 It's hard 558 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,000 Yes 559 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000 The racist zoom meeting 560 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,000 The racist anonymous zoom meeting 561 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,000 This is real 562 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000 This is real stuff 563 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000 Racist rehab 564 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,000 We found out about it by watching people trolling them 565 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000 Like they hack into the zoom 566 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000 I'm on step 9 I've been stuffed 567 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,000 I've been stuffed 568 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,000 I can't make him in 569 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,000 He just learned about soft day 570 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,000 How far along could he be 571 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,000 Thank you Alex for doing that 572 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,000 Because you talked about my friend about the soft day 573 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000 We got you here a Christmas gift 574 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,000 Oh shit 575 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,000 I'm Brandon's master of ceremony 576 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,000 Make it kill an asshole 577 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,000 Oh wow 578 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000 Oh my god Brandon 579 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,000 How'd you get it dude? 580 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,000 Oh Rob 581 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,000 I love the good ones man 582 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,000 The hot and spicy fire walk 583 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,000 The hot and spicy fire walk 584 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000 I have a feeling that's a 585 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,000 Play on firework 586 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,000 Toilet with a vacuum cleaner 587 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,000 Another asian thing 588 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,000 A pistol grip tripod 589 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,000 A tripod holder 590 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,000 Hell yeah 591 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,000 That's what we were in Coleman 592 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,000 And then 593 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,000 I don't even know what this is 594 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,000 I don't know what race 595 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,000 This is 596 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,000 Or what country 597 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,000 I think it's Mexican 598 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,000 Is it Mexican or I thought it was Puerto Rican 599 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,000 I don't know 600 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,000 Puerto Rican gelatin dessert 601 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,000 A strawberry gelatin dessert 602 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,000 That's good shit 603 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,000 Wow 604 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,000 Did you just eat the powder? 605 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,000 That look good as hell, you can if you want to man 606 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,000 It does look good as hell 607 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,000 Thank you Brandon I appreciate it 608 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,000 This is Cloud College 609 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,000 You're at the spot 610 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,000 We all pitched in 611 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,000 I was more impressed when I thought it was just Brandon 612 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,000 Knowing all three of your heads went into this 613 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,000 Knowing all three of your heads went into this 614 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,000 It's hilarious 615 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,000 Let me get you a little 616 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000 Thank you 617 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,000 That's the shit thank you 618 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,000 So Alex we got some big shit coming up don't we? 619 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,000 I know yeah it's fucking exciting 620 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,000 You ready? You got your 621 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000 You got your Adderall ready? 622 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,000 I do 623 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,000 I got my holster next to the 624 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,000 Next to the gun pistol thing 625 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,000 I'm so happy you took over the editing 626 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,000 It's been fun 627 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,000 You love it and I literally was going 628 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,000 I was on the verge of murder 629 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,000 A couple times 630 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,000 I was like I'm gonna do a little side by side 631 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,000 Do it 632 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,000 I had no idea what I was doing 633 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,000 And it was just 634 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,000 Every time and we were trying to do it in 4K 635 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,000 And tell people how long that shit 636 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,000 That to me is actually insane 637 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,000 It's literally upwards of 638 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,000 Like four times the size of an HD 639 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,000 File like it's insane 640 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,000 And the fact that Dom was doing it 641 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,000 On the Sony MacBook Air 642 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,000 I didn't even know it was an Air 643 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,000 I thought MacBook Pro and MacBook Air were the same thing 644 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,000 I was looking up shit about it 645 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,000 I'm like why the fuck doesn't mine have an HDMI core 646 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,000 Remember I asked you about that Kim? 647 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,000 Yours has an HDMI core? 648 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,000 Son of a bitch 649 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,000 It's been fun as fuck 650 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,000 It's a two way street for sure 651 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,000 I get something out of it obviously 652 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,000 It wasn't important 653 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,000 I was gonna try to make a very bad joke about 654 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,000 Say it now 655 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,000 When we 656 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,000 Started Clown College 657 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,000 When we built the institution 658 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,000 That is Clown College 659 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,000 I cannot stress to you 660 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,000 Enough how much 661 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,000 I didn't do 662 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,000 I have never edited 663 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,000 A second of an episode 664 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,000 I've never put together 665 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,000 Any shoot 666 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,000 I've never even suggested what time we should get here 667 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,000 And I haven't even shown up for all the episodes 668 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,000 I just came up with the idea 669 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,000 I saw Dom 670 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,000 I was like let's start a podcast 671 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,000 He was like I'm in 672 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,000 I'm like let's do it on a bicycle 673 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,000 He's like I'm out 674 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,000 I'm out 675 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,000 That is exactly how it went down 676 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,000 I'm just looking around 677 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,000 I'm like look how far I've made it 678 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,000 Riding on the backs of minorities 679 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,000 And really doing nothing 680 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,000 That's America 681 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,000 You know what I'm saying 682 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,000 I'm doing nothing 683 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,000 You guys made me believe in racism 684 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,000 Because it worked 685 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,000 And you know 686 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,000 If it ain't broke don't fix it 687 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,000 Dude we could have done this without you baby 688 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,000 We threw you out of a plane 689 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,000 I'll do that 690 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,000 I won't need a hot chiv 691 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,000 I'll jump out the plane 692 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,000 You did that 693 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,000 Recently 694 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,000 You write most of the stuff 695 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,000 You're definitely the 696 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,000 If we come up with the idea you write the shit out 697 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,000 You guys think Dom can come up with 698 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,000 The intro lines to each episode 699 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,000 That's all JJ 700 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,000 He writes them for him 701 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,000 I do the intros 702 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,000 You do the intros 703 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,000 And they've gotten progressively worse 704 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,000 You do have the last this week 705 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,000 College 706 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,000 The six seconds of running 707 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,000 I introduced the guest 708 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,000 I did a great job with Mark Volo last week 709 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,000 You said his name before 710 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,000 I thought he was going to get pissy 711 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,000 Because it is Mark Viola 712 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,000 You never know 713 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,000 You never know which way he's going to go 714 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,000 But he rolled with it 715 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,000 I give it up to Mark 716 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,000 He's making me like the Jews a little bit more 717 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,000 The next guest we have 718 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,000 Who's our next guest 719 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,000 We don't want to talk about it 720 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,000 That's why you don't want to talk about it right now 721 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,000 Let's have a little bit more joy 722 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,000 Let's have a little bit more joy until he gets it 723 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,000 So Alex 724 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,000 When I look at you and I think about 725 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,000 You as a person 726 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,000 When you look in the mirror 727 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,000 How do you feel about how Asian you are 728 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,000 And how does that affect your identity of yourself 729 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,000 That's what he asked 730 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,000 When you think about being Asian 731 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,000 I like that question 732 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,000 See what's funny is that question makes sense to a mixed race person 733 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,000 But not about 734 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,000 Well how Asian I think I am 735 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,000 I'm like painfully aware I'm half Asian 736 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,000 Because 737 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,000 You know the Chinese 738 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,000 Make you aware that you're not 739 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000 Full blooded 740 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,000 I didn't know 741 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,000 I didn't even know for sure 742 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,000 They can tell 743 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,000 I can tell Asians apart 744 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,000 I bet if we brought 745 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,000 Different types of Asians 746 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,000 Most of us would get an okay 747 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,000 I would do good on Koreans 748 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,000 Chinese 749 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,000 Japanese I can do those 750 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,000 I can start getting the jungle Asian 751 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,000 There's other ones 752 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,000 The ones that are not 753 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,000 Is it big three 754 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,000 Or you guys got four 755 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,000 I think it's big three 756 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,000 China, Japan, Korea 757 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,000 What about Indians 758 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,000 Do they count as Asians 759 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,000 I like counting as Asians but as a joke 760 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,000 I'm kidding 761 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,000 I mean yeah of course 762 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,000 But I think honestly 763 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,000 It's probably depending on where you're born 764 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,000 I bet American Indian people have a different 765 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,000 Perspective than 766 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,000 People born in India 767 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,000 I don't know if they actually consider themselves 768 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,000 The same Asians as Chinese people 769 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,000 All them Indians think I'm one of them 770 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,000 Throughout my whole time since I've been in the military 771 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,000 I kind of wish you were 772 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,000 Nah 773 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,000 They'd be rowdy in here 774 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,000 I thought you were 775 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,000 Nav when I saw you the first time 776 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,000 I thought you were Nav 777 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,000 I thought you said Mav 778 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,000 Nav is as tall as Alex 779 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,000 Navajo? 780 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,000 Nav, the rapper 781 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,000 Yeah look that up 782 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,000 He was the first brown boy to get it popping 783 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,000 That's his claim to fame 784 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,000 I think he was though 785 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,000 As in like Indian rapper 786 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,000 Alright now 787 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,000 That's an insult to Dom 788 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,000 What are you talking about this guy's very successful 789 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,000 His hair and his beard is on point 790 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,000 So I'll take it 791 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,000 Yeah 792 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,000 Have you ever been mistaken for Native American? 793 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,000 Oh yeah 794 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,000 People guess that 795 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,000 Is it white people that say it? 796 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,000 Yeah yeah for sure 797 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,000 I've been mistaken so I was at a urinal 798 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,000 In a men bathroom 799 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,000 And I don't know why I said it like that 800 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,000 The urinal in the women's bathroom 801 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,000 Yeah the women's urinal 802 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,000 No but um 803 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,000 And I was you know having my back turned 804 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,000 Obviously had my long hair 805 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,000 And a man walked in and as I turned around 806 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,000 He was like oh I thought you were a lady 807 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,000 That was crazy 808 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,000 I don't know 809 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,000 Did he say it like excitedly 810 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,000 Or let down 811 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,000 He was smiling for sure 812 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,000 Like old man creepy smile 813 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,000 He was like still might 814 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,000 What did he look like? 815 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,000 With Brandon? 816 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,000 I just want to know 817 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,000 I want to say probably like 818 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,000 Button up like plaid shirt 819 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,000 But not like the fuzzy plaid 820 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,000 Old man plaid 821 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,000 Country plaid jeans 822 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,000 Maybe suspenders 823 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,000 Maybe that kind of old country 824 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,000 Glasses? 825 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,000 Hat? 826 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,000 Maybe yeah I could picture a hat 827 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,000 If I were given the police 828 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,000 I'd say hat 829 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,000 Like a trucker hat or something 830 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,000 Brandon took out like that in the sun once 831 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,000 Yeah explain that 832 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,000 Oh yeah I was at the wine and see 833 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,000 And I was like let me try this out 834 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,000 And I sat down this dude just kept trying to 835 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000 Conversate with everybody like hey man 836 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,000 Your first time out? Dude I don't want to talk to you 837 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,000 I don't even know you 838 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,000 No I wasn't naked 839 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,000 I don't know man 840 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,000 You know he had on the robe 841 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,000 I'm not going to ask 842 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,000 I didn't even want to know 843 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,000 That's what I meant 844 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,000 What's that thing? 845 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,000 The miniature robe 846 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,000 I'm like damn bro 847 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,000 That's what's good 848 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,000 Weird way to socialize 849 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,000 Yeah weird way to meet people but I mean you meet people 850 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,000 In the bathroom 851 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,000 Oh yeah all the time 852 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,000 It's weird it's cool though man 853 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,000 Because I mean they like it 854 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,000 Is this sauna like a 855 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,000 I've never been in a sauna but is that like a pool? 856 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,000 Can you pitch in it? 857 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,000 No first you can't pee in it it's not a pool 858 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,000 It's a place where like a bunch of people get together 859 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000 And they're basically naked and we just all sweat together 860 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,000 That's basically what it is 861 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,000 That's basically what it is 862 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,000 That's an insane way to put it 863 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000 It's a sauna everywhere for me it's a sauna right now 864 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,000 Look at this 865 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,000 I'm sweating my ass off 866 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,000 Brandon is like a robin 867 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,000 That's every character 868 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,000 You can play you can play 869 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000 Jeb Bush just got out of a sauna 870 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,000 I like that 871 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,000 It's the perfect improvability 872 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000 Jeb Bush is 873 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,000 I guess you wouldn't know 874 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000 Who Jeb Bush is 875 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,000 Why would he? 876 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,000 Are you confusing sauna and hot tub? 877 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,000 No I know sauna 878 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,000 There's no like water element 879 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,000 Yeah that'd be just steaming piss 880 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,000 Oh man that would hurt 881 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,000 Well I thought I might feel 882 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,000 Water cycle evaporation I thought it would go away 883 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000 Breathe it in 884 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,000 It's good for you 885 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,000 You just can't not the initial stream 886 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,000 You have to get mid stream 887 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000 Not the beginning or the end 888 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,000 Y'all seen piss air guy? 889 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,000 What's that about man? 890 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,000 He puts piss 891 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,000 He pisses in shit 892 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,000 And then he puts it behind the fan 893 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,000 So he gets the piss air 894 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000 You know what I'm talking about? 895 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,000 I like piss nuke guy 896 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,000 Way better 897 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,000 He might be on the same wave 898 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,000 He's the same guy right? 899 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,000 He does piss nuke he's evolved 900 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,000 He's in a trap house 901 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,000 Probably Baltimore 902 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,000 Shout out Alex E 903 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,000 He's pissing in a plastic water bottle 904 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,000 He once has piss nuke incoming 905 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,000 And it just slams it his face 906 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,000 Yeah it's good stuff 907 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,000 Have you seen him cook with his piss? 908 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000 No I have not seen that 909 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,000 He makes piss pancakes 910 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,000 I have not seen those 911 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000 That's horrible 912 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,000 Mr. Piss Air is his name if you want to look him up 913 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,000 Did you happen to get the mead from Mr. Piss Air? 914 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,000 No 915 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,000 He's in a trap house 916 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,000 Are we at home? 917 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,000 He lives there 918 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,640 He probably lives there with three other schizophrenic people. 919 00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:17,980 His dad lives there with him. 920 00:34:17,980 --> 00:34:19,420 Kim is saying his dad lives there with him. 921 00:34:19,420 --> 00:34:20,500 Granddaddy piss hair. 922 00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:22,860 No man, how you gonna have a trap house 923 00:34:22,860 --> 00:34:25,300 and you gonna piss and throw it on the floor and stuff? 924 00:34:25,300 --> 00:34:26,420 Cause that's the least you're worried. 925 00:34:26,420 --> 00:34:28,700 Like my thing is who wants to do that? 926 00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:31,420 Who wakes up and you know I'm gonna piss on this shit. 927 00:34:31,420 --> 00:34:32,260 Like what, that's horrible. 928 00:34:32,260 --> 00:34:33,580 For medicinal purposes. 929 00:34:33,580 --> 00:34:34,420 Oh my gosh. 930 00:34:34,420 --> 00:34:39,100 He's just obsessed with one element and it's qualities. 931 00:34:39,100 --> 00:34:41,140 He's like George Washington Carver. 932 00:34:41,140 --> 00:34:42,740 Fuck that guy man. 933 00:34:42,740 --> 00:34:44,740 He's cleaning up himself though right? 934 00:34:44,740 --> 00:34:45,740 I don't think he cleans it up. 935 00:34:45,740 --> 00:34:46,580 Ah man, that's even worse. 936 00:34:46,580 --> 00:34:48,300 If you want it to smell like piss you probably 937 00:34:48,300 --> 00:34:49,140 want to clean it up. 938 00:34:49,140 --> 00:34:49,960 I don't think he considers it dirty. 939 00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:51,720 See I got a grudge because those are the dudes 940 00:34:51,720 --> 00:34:53,400 that come in there and smear shit on the walls 941 00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:55,140 in the bathrooms at somebody's job 942 00:34:55,140 --> 00:34:56,300 and then they gotta clean it up. 943 00:34:56,300 --> 00:34:57,140 And who has to clean it up? 944 00:34:57,140 --> 00:34:58,740 Me. 945 00:34:58,740 --> 00:35:00,020 And what you get afterwards? 946 00:35:00,020 --> 00:35:01,300 A sub. 947 00:35:01,300 --> 00:35:02,140 It's worth it. 948 00:35:02,140 --> 00:35:02,960 It's up. 949 00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:04,340 Got a sub a couple weeks ago man. 950 00:35:04,340 --> 00:35:07,340 Brandon sent a picture of a sub in the group message 951 00:35:07,340 --> 00:35:08,460 and said you know what it is. 952 00:35:08,460 --> 00:35:10,040 You know what it is. 953 00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:12,740 Some shit went down. 954 00:35:12,740 --> 00:35:14,740 You had to do something on the speaker board. 955 00:35:14,740 --> 00:35:17,020 Yeah man the garbage compactor, everything fell out. 956 00:35:17,020 --> 00:35:18,620 It caught me and my buddy. 957 00:35:18,620 --> 00:35:19,940 Shout out to Bob. 958 00:35:19,940 --> 00:35:20,780 It doesn't work for you. 959 00:35:20,780 --> 00:35:23,020 Had to grab them all by hand. 960 00:35:24,700 --> 00:35:25,540 Snatching someone. 961 00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:26,740 Did you get gloves? 962 00:35:26,740 --> 00:35:28,460 Well at first they didn't have gloves for nobody 963 00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:29,540 and I was like bro fuck that. 964 00:35:29,540 --> 00:35:30,540 No I stopped. 965 00:35:30,540 --> 00:35:32,320 After the second thing I was like dude, 966 00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:34,300 we gotta get some gloves man, I'm sorry. 967 00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:35,140 Yeah. 968 00:35:35,140 --> 00:35:37,140 So then I just went all over and looked everywhere 969 00:35:37,140 --> 00:35:40,140 until I found some but they didn't give us gloves. 970 00:35:40,140 --> 00:35:40,980 It's fucked up man. 971 00:35:40,980 --> 00:35:43,060 Gave us a sub and you know what I did? 972 00:35:43,060 --> 00:35:44,260 I feel like it may have been a half 973 00:35:44,260 --> 00:35:45,820 but I went in there and got a fucking hole. 974 00:35:45,820 --> 00:35:47,900 Ooh that's how you fucking show them. 975 00:35:47,900 --> 00:35:49,060 Yes, hell yeah. 976 00:35:49,060 --> 00:35:50,260 Cause they approved it. 977 00:35:50,260 --> 00:35:54,460 They approved it. 978 00:35:57,580 --> 00:35:58,620 Well congratulations. 979 00:35:58,620 --> 00:35:59,860 Hell yeah congrats. 980 00:35:59,860 --> 00:36:00,700 Good for you dog. 981 00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:01,540 And thank you again Alex. 982 00:36:01,540 --> 00:36:02,380 Thank you Alex. 983 00:36:02,380 --> 00:36:03,780 We appreciate you for everything man. 984 00:36:03,780 --> 00:36:04,620 It's been a fun one to edit. 985 00:36:04,620 --> 00:36:05,620 I'm excited. 986 00:36:05,620 --> 00:36:06,460 Merry Christmas. 987 00:36:06,460 --> 00:36:07,940 I love Christmas, these all are screwed. 988 00:36:07,940 --> 00:36:10,980 Whoever, Charlie's a Scrooge, I bet Jake's a Scrooge. 989 00:36:10,980 --> 00:36:12,540 Well you know what I mean by that. 990 00:36:12,540 --> 00:36:13,380 Yeah. 991 00:36:13,380 --> 00:36:14,220 Yeah. 992 00:36:14,220 --> 00:36:15,060 Yeah. 993 00:36:15,060 --> 00:36:15,900 Yeah. 994 00:36:15,900 --> 00:36:16,740 Alright. 995 00:36:16,740 --> 00:36:17,580 Alright. 996 00:36:17,580 --> 00:36:18,420 Alright. 997 00:36:18,420 --> 00:36:19,240 Good shit. 998 00:36:22,940 --> 00:36:24,740 Fireside chats. 999 00:36:24,740 --> 00:36:25,740 Hat grass. 1000 00:36:26,780 --> 00:36:28,900 Yeah I do wish it was like 60. 1001 00:36:28,900 --> 00:36:30,220 Oh man. 1002 00:36:30,220 --> 00:36:32,220 It's like 38, 37 degrees out here. 1003 00:36:32,220 --> 00:36:33,060 It's cold. 1004 00:36:33,060 --> 00:36:34,380 It's a milf temperature. 1005 00:36:34,380 --> 00:36:35,220 35. 1006 00:36:35,220 --> 00:36:36,340 Get out of my face. 1007 00:36:36,340 --> 00:36:37,180 I bet. 1008 00:36:37,180 --> 00:36:38,980 Good thing it's not the temperature. 1009 00:36:38,980 --> 00:36:41,260 I got one side out. 1010 00:36:41,260 --> 00:36:43,100 One side out. 1011 00:36:43,100 --> 00:36:43,940 It wasn't that bad. 1012 00:36:43,940 --> 00:36:44,780 I was laughing at it. 1013 00:36:44,780 --> 00:36:45,620 Okay I laughed. 1014 00:36:45,620 --> 00:36:46,460 Yeah, Cobb. 1015 00:36:46,460 --> 00:36:47,300 I don't know. 1016 00:36:47,300 --> 00:36:49,740 Cobb gets a bad rep but I don't remember. 1017 00:36:49,740 --> 00:36:51,420 I think it's on the trailer park people. 1018 00:36:51,420 --> 00:36:52,260 That church. 1019 00:36:52,260 --> 00:36:53,100 Is that what it is? 1020 00:36:53,100 --> 00:36:54,340 It's probably way in the past. 1021 00:36:54,340 --> 00:36:56,700 Not way in the past but in the past more. 1022 00:36:56,700 --> 00:36:57,860 I think a few years ago. 1023 00:36:57,860 --> 00:36:58,700 Yeah. 1024 00:36:58,700 --> 00:36:59,540 I used to work for. 1025 00:36:59,540 --> 00:37:00,940 We are in the most well lit area. 1026 00:37:00,940 --> 00:37:03,140 I used to work for a company where they drive like 1027 00:37:03,140 --> 00:37:04,860 truck parks in different places. 1028 00:37:04,860 --> 00:37:05,820 And I was in Aberville. 1029 00:37:05,820 --> 00:37:06,660 My brother was my boss. 1030 00:37:06,660 --> 00:37:08,500 He was like, get your ass out of Aberville. 1031 00:37:08,500 --> 00:37:09,340 Let's go to that. 1032 00:37:09,340 --> 00:37:10,180 Get out. 1033 00:37:10,180 --> 00:37:11,020 Get out. 1034 00:37:11,020 --> 00:37:11,860 Really? 1035 00:37:11,860 --> 00:37:13,900 Yeah, he could do it with a sundae on his hands. 1036 00:37:13,900 --> 00:37:15,860 I just wear it all the way. 1037 00:37:15,860 --> 00:37:17,180 Just so they didn't see it. 1038 00:37:17,180 --> 00:37:18,020 Oh no. 1039 00:37:18,020 --> 00:37:20,460 I don't want to go where he's at. 1040 00:37:20,460 --> 00:37:22,580 I feel like he's going to get their charge. 1041 00:37:22,580 --> 00:37:24,620 I feel like he might find a way man. 1042 00:37:24,620 --> 00:37:26,900 I mean he's got a shit ton of money. 1043 00:37:26,900 --> 00:37:28,900 I mean to this point I don't know 1044 00:37:28,900 --> 00:37:30,020 what he's being arrested for. 1045 00:37:30,020 --> 00:37:30,860 I don't know. 1046 00:37:30,860 --> 00:37:31,820 I guess human trafficking. 1047 00:37:31,820 --> 00:37:32,660 Right who though? 1048 00:37:32,660 --> 00:37:33,500 We got to help. 1049 00:37:33,500 --> 00:37:34,340 Who cares? 1050 00:37:34,340 --> 00:37:35,180 Who cares? 1051 00:37:35,180 --> 00:37:37,980 I don't see not one victim come up here saying I'm. 1052 00:37:37,980 --> 00:37:40,500 He's arrested for being gay honestly. 1053 00:37:40,500 --> 00:37:41,340 There you go. 1054 00:37:41,340 --> 00:37:42,900 That meat mill tape that came out. 1055 00:37:42,900 --> 00:37:45,900 Or the audio that came out of his face. 1056 00:37:45,900 --> 00:37:47,620 I like to imagine it for real. 1057 00:37:47,620 --> 00:37:48,460 I don't. 1058 00:37:48,460 --> 00:37:50,780 Jake's starting to piss me off. 1059 00:37:50,780 --> 00:37:51,620 What do you do? 1060 00:37:51,620 --> 00:37:53,220 He's just not here yet. 1061 00:37:53,220 --> 00:37:54,220 Where the fuck are they? 1062 00:37:54,220 --> 00:37:56,540 And you know the camera has been pointed 1063 00:37:56,540 --> 00:37:57,780 at the ground inside. 1064 00:37:57,780 --> 00:38:02,780 I'm going to do a lap look for him. 1065 00:38:07,380 --> 00:38:08,220 Look at this fucking. 1066 00:38:08,220 --> 00:38:10,060 You can't do anything with that. 1067 00:38:10,060 --> 00:38:10,900 Is that vapor weed? 1068 00:38:10,900 --> 00:38:11,740 You got that over here. 1069 00:38:11,740 --> 00:38:12,580 I know. 1070 00:38:12,580 --> 00:38:13,980 Hey stock up on those. 1071 00:38:13,980 --> 00:38:15,580 RFK is not allowing this shit. 1072 00:38:15,580 --> 00:38:17,420 Wait, what type of pen is that? 1073 00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:18,620 Is there food coloring in this too? 1074 00:38:18,620 --> 00:38:20,060 Is that that nicotine one? 1075 00:38:20,060 --> 00:38:22,660 This is the strawberry mango. 1076 00:38:22,660 --> 00:38:24,020 You're going to start sounding like him 1077 00:38:24,020 --> 00:38:25,060 if you keep hitting that. 1078 00:38:25,060 --> 00:38:26,300 There's nothing wrong with these. 1079 00:38:26,300 --> 00:38:27,940 Everything's fine with it. 1080 00:38:27,940 --> 00:38:29,340 It's the coloring, the food. 1081 00:38:29,340 --> 00:38:30,180 Die. 1082 00:38:30,180 --> 00:38:34,140 And have to leave early to check my car for bombs. 1083 00:38:34,140 --> 00:38:36,380 JJ, you helped me educate a dude 1084 00:38:36,380 --> 00:38:37,900 about Red 40 in my job. 1085 00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:38,740 Hell yeah, dude. 1086 00:38:38,740 --> 00:38:39,580 I was like yeah. 1087 00:38:39,580 --> 00:38:40,500 You tell him the good word? 1088 00:38:40,500 --> 00:38:41,580 No, I gave him the bad word. 1089 00:38:41,580 --> 00:38:43,060 I was like you need to watch out for that man. 1090 00:38:43,060 --> 00:38:43,900 It's a Red 40 in there. 1091 00:38:43,900 --> 00:38:46,140 He's like damn, that's probably what's been going on. 1092 00:38:46,140 --> 00:38:48,700 I found on Amazon we can just buy a tub of it. 1093 00:38:48,700 --> 00:38:49,540 Oh you really? 1094 00:38:49,540 --> 00:38:51,100 Pure Red 40, I think we should drink it. 1095 00:38:51,100 --> 00:38:51,940 Chug it for the pond. 1096 00:38:51,940 --> 00:38:52,780 See what happens. 1097 00:38:52,780 --> 00:38:54,660 How much do you think you can get down? 1098 00:38:54,660 --> 00:38:55,500 All of it. 1099 00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:56,340 Die. 1100 00:38:56,340 --> 00:38:58,900 Have we just put some flavor in there? 1101 00:38:58,900 --> 00:38:59,740 No, yeah. 1102 00:38:59,740 --> 00:39:00,580 I don't know what it tastes like. 1103 00:39:00,580 --> 00:39:01,420 Put some grenadine in there. 1104 00:39:01,420 --> 00:39:02,260 Probably strawberries. 1105 00:39:02,260 --> 00:39:03,460 Yeah. 1106 00:39:03,460 --> 00:39:05,620 I think it just tastes like liquid. 1107 00:39:05,620 --> 00:39:08,380 I don't think it has much of a taste on its own. 1108 00:39:08,380 --> 00:39:10,660 But what do they claim it makes you ADHD? 1109 00:39:10,660 --> 00:39:13,900 ADHD just affects your neurological health 1110 00:39:13,900 --> 00:39:15,580 and just scatters your brain. 1111 00:39:15,580 --> 00:39:16,420 Okay. 1112 00:39:16,420 --> 00:39:17,260 There's no problem. 1113 00:39:17,260 --> 00:39:18,080 So we can see. 1114 00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:18,920 Not bad. 1115 00:39:20,380 --> 00:39:22,580 I think we've already done a little more damage 1116 00:39:22,580 --> 00:39:25,900 than some of these guys, a Red 40 will ever do. 1117 00:39:25,900 --> 00:39:27,140 He's looking at me, man. 1118 00:39:27,140 --> 00:39:27,980 Yeah. 1119 00:39:27,980 --> 00:39:28,820 Yeah. 1120 00:39:30,220 --> 00:39:32,260 Yeah, it probably did, fuck man. 1121 00:39:32,260 --> 00:39:33,100 Oh, Charlie's back. 1122 00:39:33,100 --> 00:39:34,660 They used Red 40 to make that hat. 1123 00:39:34,660 --> 00:39:35,500 Oh yeah. 1124 00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:36,700 Oh yeah. 1125 00:39:36,700 --> 00:39:37,540 Impossible. 1126 00:39:37,540 --> 00:39:38,380 Jake Moxley. 1127 00:39:38,380 --> 00:39:39,380 Hey. 1128 00:39:39,380 --> 00:39:40,220 How you doing, baby? 1129 00:39:40,220 --> 00:39:41,060 I'm good. 1130 00:39:41,060 --> 00:39:43,180 I just took a massive scrap eats in the bathroom. 1131 00:39:43,180 --> 00:39:45,020 Oh yeah. 1132 00:39:45,020 --> 00:39:46,220 It was solid, dude. 1133 00:39:46,220 --> 00:39:48,340 It was solid, unlike his acts, you know. 1134 00:39:48,340 --> 00:39:49,180 Why? 1135 00:39:49,180 --> 00:39:50,020 God. 1136 00:39:50,020 --> 00:39:50,840 Damn. 1137 00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:51,680 What's up, dude? 1138 00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:52,940 He's getting booked on shows. 1139 00:39:52,940 --> 00:39:54,500 He has at least seven shows a week. 1140 00:39:54,500 --> 00:39:55,780 He is funnier than you, Jake. 1141 00:39:55,780 --> 00:39:57,900 There's a lot of work for gay comics, you know. 1142 00:39:57,900 --> 00:39:59,900 Like there's a lot of stuff that you can do. 1143 00:39:59,900 --> 00:40:00,740 It's true. 1144 00:40:00,740 --> 00:40:01,580 And nobody's. 1145 00:40:01,580 --> 00:40:03,420 He's not, he's clean. 1146 00:40:03,420 --> 00:40:05,020 You can get work if you go clean. 1147 00:40:05,020 --> 00:40:06,780 Not sexually, I'll tell you that. 1148 00:40:06,780 --> 00:40:10,580 This guy's patient zero for HPV in the community. 1149 00:40:10,580 --> 00:40:11,900 I'm just gonna let that be known. 1150 00:40:11,900 --> 00:40:13,420 I don't know if that's a factual statement, 1151 00:40:13,420 --> 00:40:14,900 but he does have genital warts. 1152 00:40:14,900 --> 00:40:16,620 What else are we talking about? 1153 00:40:16,620 --> 00:40:17,980 He calls him his ladybugs. 1154 00:40:17,980 --> 00:40:19,400 I don't know. 1155 00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:24,400 Jake, you know you're the most requested person 1156 00:40:24,420 --> 00:40:25,260 to have back on the show. 1157 00:40:25,260 --> 00:40:26,420 Yeah, by Kenny, it's awesome. 1158 00:40:26,420 --> 00:40:27,260 It's just by Kenny. 1159 00:40:27,260 --> 00:40:28,100 It's just by Kenny. 1160 00:40:28,100 --> 00:40:29,820 Yeah, dude, he's my fan. 1161 00:40:29,820 --> 00:40:30,900 He's my fan. 1162 00:40:30,900 --> 00:40:31,740 He loves you. 1163 00:40:31,740 --> 00:40:32,580 I'm his fan, you know. 1164 00:40:32,580 --> 00:40:33,660 We shower together. 1165 00:40:33,660 --> 00:40:34,500 Sometimes. 1166 00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:35,460 Respect. 1167 00:40:35,460 --> 00:40:36,660 Kenny Loggins, man. 1168 00:40:36,660 --> 00:40:37,660 Yeah, that's right. 1169 00:40:37,660 --> 00:40:38,500 Danger Zone. 1170 00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:39,340 I'm just fucking with you. 1171 00:40:39,340 --> 00:40:40,180 Yeah, yeah. 1172 00:40:40,180 --> 00:40:43,100 And what the fool believes. 1173 00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:45,540 This is what I can't believe, dude, 1174 00:40:45,540 --> 00:40:47,580 is you clean up the shit, right? 1175 00:40:47,580 --> 00:40:50,220 Like Brandon, somebody shit all over the bathroom, 1176 00:40:50,220 --> 00:40:52,300 and it's on you, and you're like, you got gloves? 1177 00:40:52,300 --> 00:40:53,300 They're like, nah. 1178 00:40:54,740 --> 00:40:56,300 Oh, now that part, I'm not doing it. 1179 00:40:56,300 --> 00:40:57,540 We ain't got gloves, man. 1180 00:40:57,540 --> 00:40:59,020 That's not even the craziest part. 1181 00:40:59,020 --> 00:41:00,220 They're at the end, they're like, 1182 00:41:00,220 --> 00:41:02,420 sorry about that, dude, you want a sandwich? 1183 00:41:03,900 --> 00:41:05,700 And you're like, yeah, can I have a whole one? 1184 00:41:05,700 --> 00:41:06,540 They're like, nah. 1185 00:41:06,540 --> 00:41:07,380 Nah. 1186 00:41:07,380 --> 00:41:08,220 Exactly. 1187 00:41:08,220 --> 00:41:09,660 You can have half a sandwich. 1188 00:41:10,660 --> 00:41:12,420 You got half of it in the toilet. 1189 00:41:13,580 --> 00:41:15,820 You get half a sandwich. 1190 00:41:15,820 --> 00:41:16,660 It could be worse. 1191 00:41:16,660 --> 00:41:17,500 It could be PTSD. 1192 00:41:19,260 --> 00:41:20,260 What you been up to, man? 1193 00:41:20,260 --> 00:41:22,740 Nothing, dude, I'm just doing these shows all over, 1194 00:41:22,740 --> 00:41:25,260 of course, you know me, it's like, I can't go a day. 1195 00:41:25,260 --> 00:41:27,700 They're like, we need you for something else. 1196 00:41:27,700 --> 00:41:29,180 Oh my God. 1197 00:41:29,180 --> 00:41:31,500 We haven't talked to you since you went on the road 1198 00:41:31,500 --> 00:41:32,340 with Uncle Lazer. 1199 00:41:32,340 --> 00:41:33,980 I know, I know. 1200 00:41:33,980 --> 00:41:34,900 The great Uncle Lazer. 1201 00:41:34,900 --> 00:41:37,380 The great Uncle Lazer, dude, and I'll never go back. 1202 00:41:38,460 --> 00:41:39,540 We shared a bed. 1203 00:41:40,420 --> 00:41:41,260 You guys slept together in a bed. 1204 00:41:41,260 --> 00:41:42,460 We slept together in a bed. 1205 00:41:42,460 --> 00:41:45,340 I also slept with David Lyman and Casio. 1206 00:41:45,340 --> 00:41:46,860 It was wild because when I slept in the bed 1207 00:41:46,860 --> 00:41:49,460 with David Lyman, he had his back to me, right? 1208 00:41:49,460 --> 00:41:51,340 And he was doing something with his phone 1209 00:41:51,340 --> 00:41:52,820 and he turned over to me 1210 00:41:52,820 --> 00:41:54,940 and he was like wearing nothing but eyeliner. 1211 00:41:54,940 --> 00:41:55,780 Ooh. 1212 00:41:57,100 --> 00:41:58,580 He just turns over and he was just like, 1213 00:41:58,580 --> 00:41:59,460 you gonna get that light? 1214 00:41:59,460 --> 00:42:01,620 I'm like, you gonna wash your face, dog? 1215 00:42:01,620 --> 00:42:03,460 You just gonna get next to me in bed 1216 00:42:03,460 --> 00:42:05,780 and curl up with eyeliner? 1217 00:42:05,780 --> 00:42:06,620 Damn. 1218 00:42:06,620 --> 00:42:07,860 Yeah, but we made love. 1219 00:42:09,540 --> 00:42:10,580 Who was the best? 1220 00:42:10,580 --> 00:42:11,420 Casio. 1221 00:42:11,420 --> 00:42:12,500 I knew that I was gonna gas that. 1222 00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:13,340 Because of his pressure. 1223 00:42:13,340 --> 00:42:14,380 Yeah. Because of his pressure. 1224 00:42:14,380 --> 00:42:15,460 You know who else got the pressure? 1225 00:42:15,460 --> 00:42:17,940 Our resident green bay gay here, you know? 1226 00:42:17,940 --> 00:42:19,340 Like, yeah, come on. 1227 00:42:19,340 --> 00:42:20,500 The bear of green bay. 1228 00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:21,340 No, I'm kidding. 1229 00:42:21,340 --> 00:42:22,340 That'd be a good name. 1230 00:42:22,340 --> 00:42:23,180 Get your applause. 1231 00:42:23,180 --> 00:42:24,020 That would be a good bear name. 1232 00:42:24,020 --> 00:42:25,660 That would be a good gay name. 1233 00:42:25,660 --> 00:42:27,940 So when are you gonna cut your fucking hair? 1234 00:42:27,940 --> 00:42:29,380 Never, dude, I'm like Samson. 1235 00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:30,380 Do you want me to be funny? 1236 00:42:30,380 --> 00:42:31,220 Like, come on. 1237 00:42:31,220 --> 00:42:34,420 Like, it'll, I'll lose it all. 1238 00:42:34,420 --> 00:42:35,980 The people of Pulaski are waiting. 1239 00:42:35,980 --> 00:42:36,820 They're waiting. 1240 00:42:38,100 --> 00:42:39,820 I'll never get them back, dude. 1241 00:42:39,820 --> 00:42:41,340 The first clown college show, yeah, 1242 00:42:41,340 --> 00:42:42,940 you killed them out there. 1243 00:42:42,940 --> 00:42:44,780 The first clown college show 1244 00:42:44,780 --> 00:42:46,140 was the one we did at Shnanigan. 1245 00:42:46,140 --> 00:42:48,300 No, this was for Just Stand Up, though. 1246 00:42:48,300 --> 00:42:49,140 That one wasn't much better. 1247 00:42:49,140 --> 00:42:49,980 That we got paid to do Just Stand Up 1248 00:42:49,980 --> 00:42:51,860 and we have not got paid again, too. 1249 00:42:51,860 --> 00:42:54,220 The Cody Mac family will never forgive you. 1250 00:42:54,220 --> 00:42:55,060 Yeah. 1251 00:42:56,900 --> 00:42:58,860 How was the apartment show, the last one we did? 1252 00:42:58,860 --> 00:43:00,020 It was good, dude. 1253 00:43:00,020 --> 00:43:00,860 It was good. 1254 00:43:00,860 --> 00:43:02,300 We absolutely murdered, of course. 1255 00:43:02,300 --> 00:43:04,980 The only murder at the apartment shows, 1256 00:43:04,980 --> 00:43:08,020 they never go wrong in any way, dude. 1257 00:43:08,020 --> 00:43:10,620 It was so, it was rough. 1258 00:43:10,620 --> 00:43:11,460 It was rough. 1259 00:43:11,460 --> 00:43:12,300 It was rough. 1260 00:43:12,300 --> 00:43:14,660 Like, I was laughing so hard when you went up 1261 00:43:14,660 --> 00:43:17,580 because I didn't realize how many pedophile jokes you had. 1262 00:43:17,580 --> 00:43:20,180 Until, until it's like, until they're not, 1263 00:43:20,180 --> 00:43:23,420 like they're not, they're clearly not feeling the first one. 1264 00:43:23,420 --> 00:43:25,300 Until there's a room full of children. 1265 00:43:25,300 --> 00:43:26,380 Yeah, dude. 1266 00:43:26,380 --> 00:43:27,660 Everybody brought their kids. 1267 00:43:27,660 --> 00:43:29,660 They were just like, yeah. 1268 00:43:29,660 --> 00:43:30,780 Everybody had their kids. 1269 00:43:30,780 --> 00:43:32,340 They're just like, we're ready for comedy. 1270 00:43:32,340 --> 00:43:33,740 You know, like, I'm just like, 1271 00:43:33,740 --> 00:43:35,420 you guys ever fucking a kid? 1272 00:43:35,420 --> 00:43:36,260 I don't know. 1273 00:43:36,260 --> 00:43:38,380 Like, they weren't having it. 1274 00:43:38,380 --> 00:43:39,380 They weren't having it. 1275 00:43:39,380 --> 00:43:41,260 I love your new joke, though, the teacher. 1276 00:43:41,260 --> 00:43:42,340 Oh, thank you, man. 1277 00:43:42,340 --> 00:43:43,180 That's a great joke. 1278 00:43:43,180 --> 00:43:44,300 I don't care if they didn't laugh. 1279 00:43:44,300 --> 00:43:45,140 Yeah. 1280 00:43:45,140 --> 00:43:45,980 Yeah. 1281 00:43:45,980 --> 00:43:46,820 Yeah. 1282 00:43:46,820 --> 00:43:47,660 Yeah. 1283 00:43:47,660 --> 00:43:49,820 It's got them a couple times. 1284 00:43:49,820 --> 00:43:52,060 Sometimes they're just like, whoa. 1285 00:43:52,060 --> 00:43:54,540 Yeah, but that's a lot of my stuff. 1286 00:43:54,540 --> 00:43:55,380 Yeah. 1287 00:43:55,380 --> 00:43:56,820 Yeah. 1288 00:43:56,820 --> 00:43:58,300 What have you guys been doing, huh? 1289 00:43:58,300 --> 00:43:59,260 Just each other? 1290 00:43:59,260 --> 00:44:00,100 No? 1291 00:44:00,100 --> 00:44:00,940 No, yeah. 1292 00:44:00,940 --> 00:44:01,780 All right. 1293 00:44:01,780 --> 00:44:02,860 We passed Brandon around once in a while. 1294 00:44:02,860 --> 00:44:03,940 Just like, no. 1295 00:44:03,940 --> 00:44:04,780 No. 1296 00:44:04,780 --> 00:44:05,620 No. 1297 00:44:05,620 --> 00:44:06,460 No. 1298 00:44:06,460 --> 00:44:07,300 No. 1299 00:44:07,300 --> 00:44:08,140 No. 1300 00:44:08,140 --> 00:44:08,980 No. 1301 00:44:08,980 --> 00:44:09,820 No. 1302 00:44:09,820 --> 00:44:11,780 Jake, we got you something. 1303 00:44:11,780 --> 00:44:12,620 Oh, shit. 1304 00:44:12,620 --> 00:44:13,460 Oh, shit. 1305 00:44:13,460 --> 00:44:14,540 Yeah. 1306 00:44:14,540 --> 00:44:17,420 I feel about as welcome as a gay guy giving blood. 1307 00:44:17,420 --> 00:44:18,260 Here we go. 1308 00:44:18,260 --> 00:44:19,260 Here we go. 1309 00:44:19,260 --> 00:44:20,260 Here we go, man. 1310 00:44:20,260 --> 00:44:21,260 That's welcome. 1311 00:44:21,260 --> 00:44:22,260 Hey. 1312 00:44:22,260 --> 00:44:23,260 Here we go. 1313 00:44:23,260 --> 00:44:24,260 It's a menorah. 1314 00:44:24,260 --> 00:44:25,260 All right. 1315 00:44:25,260 --> 00:44:26,260 It's a shirt. 1316 00:44:26,260 --> 00:44:27,260 I've only got four of these. 1317 00:44:27,260 --> 00:44:28,260 Hey. 1318 00:44:28,260 --> 00:44:29,260 You have that exact same one. 1319 00:44:29,260 --> 00:44:30,260 In an XL. 1320 00:44:30,260 --> 00:44:31,260 Nice. 1321 00:44:31,260 --> 00:44:32,260 And this is, I wear these all the time. 1322 00:44:32,260 --> 00:44:33,260 Damn. 1323 00:44:33,260 --> 00:44:34,260 We do. 1324 00:44:34,260 --> 00:44:35,260 Thank you, guys. 1325 00:44:35,260 --> 00:44:36,260 Thank you, guys. 1326 00:44:36,260 --> 00:44:37,260 Thank you, guys. 1327 00:44:37,260 --> 00:44:38,260 Thank you, guys. 1328 00:44:38,260 --> 00:44:39,260 Thank you, guys. 1329 00:44:39,260 --> 00:44:41,780 I think it's an XL, because that's what we call a gold shirt. 1330 00:44:41,780 --> 00:44:42,780 Nice. 1331 00:44:42,780 --> 00:44:45,180 It's like, one day I'll be able to wear this. 1332 00:44:45,180 --> 00:44:48,980 My first thought was, this can be a little tight. 1333 00:44:48,980 --> 00:44:49,820 We go. 1334 00:44:49,820 --> 00:44:51,540 Oh, we got more things in here. 1335 00:44:51,540 --> 00:44:53,300 Nice. 1336 00:44:53,300 --> 00:44:53,820 All right. 1337 00:44:53,820 --> 00:44:56,180 Mediterranean style filets. 1338 00:44:56,180 --> 00:44:57,660 I'm guessing these are anchovies. 1339 00:44:57,660 --> 00:44:58,660 It's mackerel. 1340 00:44:58,660 --> 00:44:59,420 It's mackerel. 1341 00:44:59,420 --> 00:45:00,660 It's because of your pinky nose. 1342 00:45:00,660 --> 00:45:01,300 Nice. 1343 00:45:01,300 --> 00:45:02,500 Don't you guys eat mackerel? 1344 00:45:02,500 --> 00:45:03,020 Wonderful. 1345 00:45:03,020 --> 00:45:04,740 If it's a whitefish, I guess, dude. 1346 00:45:04,740 --> 00:45:06,140 You know, probably. 1347 00:45:06,140 --> 00:45:07,620 You could put it on a bagel. 1348 00:45:07,620 --> 00:45:08,140 Damn. 1349 00:45:08,140 --> 00:45:10,220 You know, like, shit. 1350 00:45:10,220 --> 00:45:11,660 There's some of these. 1351 00:45:11,660 --> 00:45:13,860 I really love anchovies and sardines, actually. 1352 00:45:13,860 --> 00:45:14,620 Do you really? 1353 00:45:14,620 --> 00:45:16,260 Yeah, I really do. 1354 00:45:16,260 --> 00:45:17,460 Have you ever had a pizza? 1355 00:45:17,460 --> 00:45:19,500 No, I knew he was going to say, I knew it. 1356 00:45:19,500 --> 00:45:20,100 You ever had a pizza? 1357 00:45:20,100 --> 00:45:21,980 I've had anchovies on pizza, like a pineapple pizza. 1358 00:45:21,980 --> 00:45:22,820 But no, you're not talking about any pizza. 1359 00:45:22,820 --> 00:45:23,620 No, man. 1360 00:45:23,620 --> 00:45:25,420 I'm talking about like, at Starz Market. 1361 00:45:25,420 --> 00:45:27,300 No, I've never had one of those, dude. 1362 00:45:27,300 --> 00:45:28,900 I wouldn't go in there and get that. 1363 00:45:28,900 --> 00:45:29,580 You know, like. 1364 00:45:29,580 --> 00:45:31,500 I'm going to bring you one, man, dude. 1365 00:45:31,500 --> 00:45:32,500 It's going to change your life. 1366 00:45:32,500 --> 00:45:34,460 No, you don't have to, you know. 1367 00:45:34,460 --> 00:45:34,940 All right. 1368 00:45:34,940 --> 00:45:35,460 No, I'm kidding. 1369 00:45:35,460 --> 00:45:36,220 I would like one. 1370 00:45:36,220 --> 00:45:38,340 Starz Market? 1371 00:45:38,340 --> 00:45:39,660 You've never been to a Starz Market? 1372 00:45:39,660 --> 00:45:40,820 Mm-mm. 1373 00:45:40,820 --> 00:45:41,700 Maybe, huh. 1374 00:45:41,700 --> 00:45:43,740 There used to be one by my house, but it closed down. 1375 00:45:43,740 --> 00:45:45,580 One near Five Points near my place. 1376 00:45:45,580 --> 00:45:46,100 Nice. 1377 00:45:46,100 --> 00:45:48,300 There's one left, and you know, it's just. 1378 00:45:48,300 --> 00:45:49,100 It's great. 1379 00:45:49,100 --> 00:45:49,860 It's real classy stuff. 1380 00:45:49,860 --> 00:45:51,300 Is it like a Piggly Wiggly or something like that? 1381 00:45:51,300 --> 00:45:51,660 Yes. 1382 00:45:51,660 --> 00:45:51,900 OK. 1383 00:45:51,900 --> 00:45:53,260 It's a step above a Piggly Wiggly. 1384 00:45:53,260 --> 00:45:53,780 Really? 1385 00:45:53,780 --> 00:45:55,220 Yeah. 1386 00:45:55,220 --> 00:45:56,380 If I do say so. 1387 00:45:56,380 --> 00:45:58,100 One of the pharmacists tried to violate me. 1388 00:46:00,820 --> 00:46:02,940 But he didn't succeed. 1389 00:46:02,940 --> 00:46:03,540 No. 1390 00:46:03,540 --> 00:46:04,540 That's right. 1391 00:46:04,540 --> 00:46:05,300 It was that. 1392 00:46:05,300 --> 00:46:08,380 You remember when I told you I was doing security at the BBC, 1393 00:46:08,380 --> 00:46:12,060 and that my mom was crazy drunk, and she just kept on coming up 1394 00:46:12,060 --> 00:46:14,940 to me and trying to hug me and show me her autistic son? 1395 00:46:14,940 --> 00:46:17,780 Like, I got an autistic son too. 1396 00:46:17,780 --> 00:46:18,740 She said too. 1397 00:46:18,740 --> 00:46:20,620 And then she was like whispering, 1398 00:46:20,620 --> 00:46:22,460 trying to whisper in my ear and stuff, 1399 00:46:22,460 --> 00:46:23,860 and just kept trying to touch me. 1400 00:46:23,860 --> 00:46:24,740 What was she whispering? 1401 00:46:24,740 --> 00:46:26,740 She'd be like, oh, man, you ever heard this song? 1402 00:46:26,740 --> 00:46:27,860 And I'd be like, get closer. 1403 00:46:27,860 --> 00:46:29,060 And I'm like, no, I'm not. 1404 00:46:29,060 --> 00:46:30,020 I don't know you. 1405 00:46:30,020 --> 00:46:30,820 This is weird. 1406 00:46:30,820 --> 00:46:32,980 And then she got kicked out, came back in, 1407 00:46:32,980 --> 00:46:33,820 tried to give me a hug. 1408 00:46:33,820 --> 00:46:37,580 But I was at my job, and I'm already taken. 1409 00:46:37,580 --> 00:46:38,900 Yeah, that's true. 1410 00:46:38,900 --> 00:46:39,940 Because you're a good man. 1411 00:46:39,940 --> 00:46:41,180 Yes, I am a good man. 1412 00:46:41,180 --> 00:46:42,340 Thank you. 1413 00:46:42,340 --> 00:46:43,020 Yes. 1414 00:46:43,020 --> 00:46:44,180 Thank you. 1415 00:46:44,180 --> 00:46:45,220 Show him the ring, Brandon. 1416 00:46:45,220 --> 00:46:46,100 Thank you, everybody. 1417 00:46:46,100 --> 00:46:48,180 Oh, yeah, show him the ring. 1418 00:46:48,180 --> 00:46:49,180 You'll have it. 1419 00:46:49,180 --> 00:46:51,380 Yeah, I was in a rush this morning. 1420 00:46:51,380 --> 00:46:53,460 I didn't get to get back to the house. 1421 00:46:53,460 --> 00:46:54,020 Oh, my gosh. 1422 00:46:54,020 --> 00:46:54,500 It happened. 1423 00:46:54,500 --> 00:46:55,380 It's such a bad start. 1424 00:46:55,380 --> 00:46:55,860 I bet I do. 1425 00:46:55,860 --> 00:46:57,740 I've been in a rush this whole day. 1426 00:46:57,740 --> 00:46:58,540 That's why I'm sweating. 1427 00:46:58,540 --> 00:46:59,900 Good thing she does not watch the party. 1428 00:46:59,900 --> 00:47:00,660 That's why. 1429 00:47:00,660 --> 00:47:01,700 She knows. 1430 00:47:01,700 --> 00:47:02,460 She knows. 1431 00:47:02,460 --> 00:47:02,980 She knows. 1432 00:47:02,980 --> 00:47:03,740 She knows you left it. 1433 00:47:03,740 --> 00:47:04,540 She get mad at you? 1434 00:47:04,540 --> 00:47:05,980 No, because she understands. 1435 00:47:05,980 --> 00:47:09,260 Because sometimes we'll put on this, what is that thing called? 1436 00:47:09,260 --> 00:47:09,740 The sink. 1437 00:47:09,740 --> 00:47:10,260 My stand? 1438 00:47:10,260 --> 00:47:12,220 Like we'll put it on the sink so when we wake up in the morning, 1439 00:47:12,220 --> 00:47:13,940 we remember when we run out. 1440 00:47:13,940 --> 00:47:17,060 And sometimes I get up real early and I'm in a rush. 1441 00:47:17,060 --> 00:47:19,260 Because I'm like, damn, I'm going to be fucking late. 1442 00:47:19,260 --> 00:47:22,340 And then I accidentally forget about my stand. 1443 00:47:22,340 --> 00:47:25,220 I can't wait till you trade it in for a green lantern ring. 1444 00:47:25,220 --> 00:47:25,860 Oh, my gosh. 1445 00:47:25,860 --> 00:47:29,380 And every morning you wake up in brightest day and darkest 1446 00:47:29,380 --> 00:47:29,980 night. 1447 00:47:29,980 --> 00:47:30,940 Dude. 1448 00:47:30,940 --> 00:47:37,380 When you guys get married, are you going to do some kind of 1449 00:47:37,380 --> 00:47:37,980 rings like that? 1450 00:47:37,980 --> 00:47:38,940 I was going to say nerdship. 1451 00:47:38,940 --> 00:47:41,140 The Pledge of Allegiance to each other? 1452 00:47:41,140 --> 00:47:41,940 That would be awesome. 1453 00:47:41,940 --> 00:47:42,660 That is a good idea. 1454 00:47:42,660 --> 00:47:43,140 I can get that. 1455 00:47:43,140 --> 00:47:45,260 That's how you start. 1456 00:47:45,260 --> 00:47:47,380 You started off with the Pledge of Allegiance. 1457 00:47:47,380 --> 00:47:48,100 You remember that? 1458 00:47:48,100 --> 00:47:52,700 In half and in whole sub, I will cherish you. 1459 00:47:52,700 --> 00:47:54,540 Oh, my Buffalo sub, man. 1460 00:47:54,540 --> 00:47:55,180 Hell yeah. 1461 00:47:55,180 --> 00:47:56,700 And Buffalo either or. 1462 00:47:56,700 --> 00:47:57,300 Mm-hmm. 1463 00:47:57,300 --> 00:47:57,980 True. 1464 00:47:57,980 --> 00:48:00,340 Do you guys think you remember the Pledge of Allegiance? 1465 00:48:00,340 --> 00:48:00,860 Yeah. 1466 00:48:00,860 --> 00:48:01,380 Yes. 1467 00:48:01,380 --> 00:48:02,540 I'm an American. 1468 00:48:02,540 --> 00:48:03,820 I don't know if I remember. 1469 00:48:03,820 --> 00:48:04,300 Let me see. 1470 00:48:04,300 --> 00:48:04,820 Stand on three. 1471 00:48:04,820 --> 00:48:06,700 Try to pull up a picture of the flag. 1472 00:48:06,700 --> 00:48:07,500 Oh, OK. 1473 00:48:07,500 --> 00:48:10,420 Hold on, everybody. 1474 00:48:10,420 --> 00:48:12,140 Now, I can't stand up. 1475 00:48:12,140 --> 00:48:13,380 If y'all want to stand up, we can pick it. 1476 00:48:13,380 --> 00:48:14,180 We're not going to stand. 1477 00:48:14,180 --> 00:48:15,780 OK. 1478 00:48:15,780 --> 00:48:17,060 Y'all are already standing. 1479 00:48:17,060 --> 00:48:17,980 All right, let's see. 1480 00:48:17,980 --> 00:48:18,700 Dom might kneel. 1481 00:48:18,700 --> 00:48:20,140 You guys ready? 1482 00:48:20,140 --> 00:48:22,980 One, two, three. 1483 00:48:22,980 --> 00:48:23,580 Come on, Dan. 1484 00:48:23,580 --> 00:48:24,100 Hold on. 1485 00:48:24,100 --> 00:48:25,100 He's standing on his titty, though. 1486 00:48:25,100 --> 00:48:25,620 OK. 1487 00:48:25,620 --> 00:48:26,380 Is it wrong hand? 1488 00:48:26,380 --> 00:48:28,100 Which one is the heart on the right side? 1489 00:48:28,100 --> 00:48:28,620 Left. 1490 00:48:28,620 --> 00:48:30,140 Left. 1491 00:48:30,140 --> 00:48:30,940 I failed anatomy. 1492 00:48:30,940 --> 00:48:32,540 What would it be like left handed, though? 1493 00:48:32,540 --> 00:48:33,860 Is it different? 1494 00:48:33,860 --> 00:48:37,260 No, same for right or left handed. 1495 00:48:37,260 --> 00:48:38,100 All right. 1496 00:48:38,100 --> 00:48:40,820 One, two, three. 1497 00:48:40,820 --> 00:48:46,420 I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America 1498 00:48:46,420 --> 00:48:51,860 and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, 1499 00:48:51,860 --> 00:48:55,660 indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. 1500 00:48:55,660 --> 00:48:56,340 Brandon. 1501 00:48:56,340 --> 00:48:57,820 Good job. 1502 00:48:57,820 --> 00:48:58,380 Very close. 1503 00:48:58,380 --> 00:49:01,340 Hey, all the Mexicans just moved out. 1504 00:49:01,340 --> 00:49:03,820 All right, thanks. 1505 00:49:03,820 --> 00:49:06,100 I can say it in Spanish. 1506 00:49:06,100 --> 00:49:06,620 Oh, wow. 1507 00:49:06,620 --> 00:49:07,420 That's it. 1508 00:49:07,420 --> 00:49:09,260 Good old Fidelito. 1509 00:49:09,260 --> 00:49:11,100 That's it. 1510 00:49:11,100 --> 00:49:12,020 I can't do that. 1511 00:49:12,020 --> 00:49:12,740 Mm-mm. 1512 00:49:12,740 --> 00:49:13,340 Hell, yeah. 1513 00:49:13,340 --> 00:49:16,540 But I can do Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star in French. 1514 00:49:16,540 --> 00:49:17,140 Nice. 1515 00:49:17,140 --> 00:49:17,660 OK. 1516 00:49:17,660 --> 00:49:18,140 Nice. 1517 00:49:18,140 --> 00:49:18,900 Do the first bar. 1518 00:49:18,900 --> 00:49:19,380 OK. 1519 00:49:22,700 --> 00:49:27,220 It's Petite Etoi, Sinti, Sinti. 1520 00:49:27,220 --> 00:49:28,220 I don't remember. 1521 00:49:28,220 --> 00:49:29,020 That's it. 1522 00:49:29,020 --> 00:49:30,100 But that's a good start. 1523 00:49:30,100 --> 00:49:31,380 That was great, man. 1524 00:49:31,380 --> 00:49:32,340 Petite Etoi? 1525 00:49:32,340 --> 00:49:34,500 Petite Etoi. 1526 00:49:34,500 --> 00:49:35,500 Sinti, Sinti. 1527 00:49:35,500 --> 00:49:37,260 Sinti, Sinti. 1528 00:49:37,260 --> 00:49:38,020 How about you? 1529 00:49:38,020 --> 00:49:40,260 Can you do something in a Russian accent? 1530 00:49:40,260 --> 00:49:41,900 Always. 1531 00:49:41,900 --> 00:49:43,620 I also speak a lot of Spanish. 1532 00:49:43,620 --> 00:49:44,580 Anybody want to hear that? 1533 00:49:44,580 --> 00:49:45,180 All right. 1534 00:49:45,180 --> 00:49:47,060 No, I don't know. 1535 00:49:47,060 --> 00:49:50,700 I could do like, I pledge allegiance to Americas 1536 00:49:50,700 --> 00:49:54,420 for United States of Americas and to the republic for which 1537 00:49:54,420 --> 00:49:59,940 I stand, one nation under the God, indivisible, 1538 00:49:59,940 --> 00:50:05,580 with liberty and the justice for all white people. 1539 00:50:05,580 --> 00:50:06,220 That's good. 1540 00:50:06,220 --> 00:50:06,700 That's good. 1541 00:50:06,700 --> 00:50:07,220 It's like Gru. 1542 00:50:07,220 --> 00:50:07,820 It's like Gru. 1543 00:50:07,820 --> 00:50:08,300 Mm-hmm. 1544 00:50:08,300 --> 00:50:10,660 It's for me. 1545 00:50:10,660 --> 00:50:12,100 The pointy nose, Charlie. 1546 00:50:12,100 --> 00:50:14,580 Oh! 1547 00:50:14,580 --> 00:50:16,340 He gets you off so you can't say anything back. 1548 00:50:16,340 --> 00:50:18,340 There it is. 1549 00:50:18,340 --> 00:50:19,580 I was terrified. 1550 00:50:19,580 --> 00:50:21,820 You going to do be like a Russian mobster for us? 1551 00:50:21,820 --> 00:50:22,580 Ooh. 1552 00:50:22,580 --> 00:50:23,540 What would you think? 1553 00:50:23,540 --> 00:50:25,260 What do you want your Russian character to be? 1554 00:50:25,260 --> 00:50:26,980 I would want him to be like a dude that 1555 00:50:26,980 --> 00:50:28,260 pedals illegal horse semen. 1556 00:50:28,260 --> 00:50:28,760 No. 1557 00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:29,260 You know? 1558 00:50:29,260 --> 00:50:30,340 I'm liking this. 1559 00:50:30,340 --> 00:50:31,740 This is like a good horse. 1560 00:50:31,740 --> 00:50:33,500 Yes, make strong cock. 1561 00:50:33,500 --> 00:50:37,740 Boom, for the filly, fill lots of sperm. 1562 00:50:37,740 --> 00:50:38,900 You buying? 1563 00:50:38,900 --> 00:50:40,260 Something like that. 1564 00:50:40,260 --> 00:50:41,800 Me and Charlie talked about this a lot. 1565 00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:44,100 Like every Arabic dude that's ever sold you anything 1566 00:50:44,100 --> 00:50:45,740 is like, they've never met you a day in your life, 1567 00:50:45,740 --> 00:50:46,820 but you're their best friend. 1568 00:50:46,820 --> 00:50:47,320 No. 1569 00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:48,100 Oh my god. 1570 00:50:48,100 --> 00:50:48,980 My friend. 1571 00:50:48,980 --> 00:50:50,380 Yes. 1572 00:50:50,380 --> 00:50:51,620 Got harassed. 1573 00:50:51,620 --> 00:50:53,380 That's his people too. 1574 00:50:53,380 --> 00:50:54,220 The Armenians. 1575 00:50:54,220 --> 00:50:55,660 Armenians. 1576 00:50:55,660 --> 00:50:57,940 We consider ourselves Arabs. 1577 00:50:57,940 --> 00:50:58,420 Slow down. 1578 00:50:58,420 --> 00:51:00,100 It is Caucasian. 1579 00:51:00,100 --> 00:51:00,820 You got Kim. 1580 00:51:00,820 --> 00:51:02,580 You got Kim Kardashian. 1581 00:51:02,580 --> 00:51:04,860 She's an army. 1582 00:51:04,860 --> 00:51:06,380 Cher? 1583 00:51:06,380 --> 00:51:08,820 All right. 1584 00:51:08,820 --> 00:51:11,020 My friend will get you to buy anything, man. 1585 00:51:11,020 --> 00:51:12,780 You say my friend enough, you don't even 1586 00:51:12,780 --> 00:51:14,660 know what's going on at the end of it. 1587 00:51:14,660 --> 00:51:16,140 I remember this dude kept saying, 1588 00:51:16,140 --> 00:51:17,420 they were like, my friend, come over here. 1589 00:51:17,420 --> 00:51:18,580 I wasn't even trying to eat. 1590 00:51:18,580 --> 00:51:20,460 And they just hand me the sample. 1591 00:51:20,460 --> 00:51:21,420 My friend, come over here. 1592 00:51:21,420 --> 00:51:22,260 And I'm in line. 1593 00:51:22,260 --> 00:51:23,580 They're like, give me your card. 1594 00:51:23,580 --> 00:51:24,380 I handed my card. 1595 00:51:24,380 --> 00:51:26,100 And I bought a whole ass meal. 1596 00:51:26,100 --> 00:51:26,980 I'm like, well, fuck it. 1597 00:51:26,980 --> 00:51:27,460 All right. 1598 00:51:27,460 --> 00:51:28,700 Whatever. 1599 00:51:28,700 --> 00:51:30,620 I ate it too. 1600 00:51:30,620 --> 00:51:32,060 What was the meal? 1601 00:51:32,060 --> 00:51:32,940 I don't even remember. 1602 00:51:32,940 --> 00:51:34,100 What was the meal? 1603 00:51:34,100 --> 00:51:35,020 I don't even remember. 1604 00:51:35,020 --> 00:51:35,820 That's how bad it was. 1605 00:51:35,820 --> 00:51:36,580 I was like, all right. 1606 00:51:36,580 --> 00:51:37,220 Just, all right. 1607 00:51:37,220 --> 00:51:37,700 Fuck it. 1608 00:51:37,700 --> 00:51:38,340 That was good. 1609 00:51:38,340 --> 00:51:40,300 That was a free sample at the mall. 1610 00:51:40,300 --> 00:51:42,140 No, but then they gave me a whole tray of it 1611 00:51:42,140 --> 00:51:43,060 and was like, it's good? 1612 00:51:43,060 --> 00:51:43,820 Take this. 1613 00:51:43,820 --> 00:51:44,500 Give me a card. 1614 00:51:44,500 --> 00:51:45,500 I was like, oh, fuck. 1615 00:51:45,500 --> 00:51:46,180 All right. 1616 00:51:46,180 --> 00:51:46,700 Nice. 1617 00:51:46,700 --> 00:51:47,660 I was a child, man. 1618 00:51:47,660 --> 00:51:48,620 You know, I didn't know. 1619 00:51:48,620 --> 00:51:49,380 How old were you? 1620 00:51:49,380 --> 00:51:50,220 15, man. 1621 00:51:50,220 --> 00:51:52,300 Shit, I'm young. 1622 00:51:52,300 --> 00:51:54,460 I know the people at the mall selling the shoe cleaner 1623 00:51:54,460 --> 00:51:55,220 have a field day. 1624 00:51:55,220 --> 00:51:56,580 Oh, dude, I do. 1625 00:51:56,580 --> 00:51:59,500 You leave with the whole package. 1626 00:51:59,500 --> 00:52:00,900 Dude, they always get me. 1627 00:52:00,900 --> 00:52:01,860 But here's the thing. 1628 00:52:01,860 --> 00:52:04,340 When they do it, they'll be like, oh, you going to pay for it? 1629 00:52:04,340 --> 00:52:05,260 I'm like, I'm not. 1630 00:52:05,260 --> 00:52:05,740 I'm sorry. 1631 00:52:05,740 --> 00:52:06,300 I'm not going. 1632 00:52:06,300 --> 00:52:07,140 Not today, man. 1633 00:52:07,140 --> 00:52:07,500 I'll see you. 1634 00:52:07,500 --> 00:52:09,260 And then you're like, oh, when will I expect you back? 1635 00:52:09,260 --> 00:52:10,060 And then pull out a book. 1636 00:52:10,060 --> 00:52:10,860 And I'm like, dude, no. 1637 00:52:10,860 --> 00:52:12,260 You write your name in the book so they'll like it? 1638 00:52:12,260 --> 00:52:12,740 No, dude. 1639 00:52:12,740 --> 00:52:14,060 I'll get the fuck out of here. 1640 00:52:14,060 --> 00:52:15,300 I hate that shit, man. 1641 00:52:15,300 --> 00:52:15,820 I hate it. 1642 00:52:15,820 --> 00:52:17,420 Because they harass me all damn day. 1643 00:52:17,420 --> 00:52:20,420 And then I'll be like, I don't want to buy it. 1644 00:52:20,420 --> 00:52:22,980 And then they'll be like, what's his name? 1645 00:52:22,980 --> 00:52:23,820 It's Boosie. 1646 00:52:23,820 --> 00:52:26,380 They'll take the Boosie water, little Boosie water. 1647 00:52:26,380 --> 00:52:27,540 That's $3. 1648 00:52:27,540 --> 00:52:29,020 Where the fuck are you going? 1649 00:52:29,020 --> 00:52:29,940 Where is this at? 1650 00:52:29,940 --> 00:52:31,780 It was at Parkway Place Mall for a while. 1651 00:52:31,780 --> 00:52:32,380 Outside, inside? 1652 00:52:32,380 --> 00:52:34,020 It was inside for a while. 1653 00:52:34,020 --> 00:52:35,580 Inside the parking garage? 1654 00:52:35,580 --> 00:52:37,260 No, inside the place in the middle. 1655 00:52:37,260 --> 00:52:39,180 Crack grapes and Boosie water? 1656 00:52:39,180 --> 00:52:39,700 Yes. 1657 00:52:39,700 --> 00:52:41,700 They'd be like, hey, man, take this Boosie water. 1658 00:52:41,700 --> 00:52:43,380 And then they'll be like, what's this? 1659 00:52:43,380 --> 00:52:45,220 And then they'll be like, what's this? 1660 00:52:45,220 --> 00:52:46,820 And then they'll be like, what's this? 1661 00:52:46,820 --> 00:52:48,300 And then take this Boosie badass water. 1662 00:52:48,300 --> 00:52:51,260 And it'll be like some water that I don't know that he's made. 1663 00:52:51,260 --> 00:52:52,260 That's G-A-B. 1664 00:52:52,260 --> 00:52:53,260 Whatever it is. 1665 00:52:53,260 --> 00:52:54,740 And then they'd be like, this is $2. 1666 00:52:54,740 --> 00:52:56,860 Only take a cap. 1667 00:52:56,860 --> 00:52:58,900 Don't like that place, man. 1668 00:52:58,900 --> 00:52:59,980 What store is that? 1669 00:52:59,980 --> 00:53:00,980 Oh, it's gone now. 1670 00:53:00,980 --> 00:53:02,580 That's not American Eagle. 1671 00:53:02,580 --> 00:53:04,100 I don't know what the place was called. 1672 00:53:04,100 --> 00:53:05,300 It's in the middle, though, right? 1673 00:53:05,300 --> 00:53:06,220 It used to be in the middle. 1674 00:53:06,220 --> 00:53:06,980 They left. 1675 00:53:06,980 --> 00:53:07,740 Yeah. 1676 00:53:07,740 --> 00:53:09,140 They just took off now. 1677 00:53:09,140 --> 00:53:11,620 Right now, they're selling a whole bunch of wooden trinkets 1678 00:53:11,620 --> 00:53:13,020 of Catholic saints and stuff. 1679 00:53:13,020 --> 00:53:15,060 They're selling this like an Arabic guy 1680 00:53:15,060 --> 00:53:18,140 with a bunch of wooden Catholic shit. 1681 00:53:18,140 --> 00:53:19,220 And calendars. 1682 00:53:19,220 --> 00:53:22,380 When the fuck is the last time you've been in them all? 1683 00:53:22,380 --> 00:53:24,740 I was just there for Cajun Grill. 1684 00:53:24,740 --> 00:53:26,140 Shout out Cajun Grill. 1685 00:53:26,140 --> 00:53:27,180 So good, dude. 1686 00:53:27,180 --> 00:53:29,420 The fruit flies just add to it. 1687 00:53:29,420 --> 00:53:30,340 Sobranos. 1688 00:53:30,340 --> 00:53:31,700 Nothing to that. 1689 00:53:31,700 --> 00:53:32,300 The pizza flies. 1690 00:53:32,300 --> 00:53:32,860 Sbaros? 1691 00:53:32,860 --> 00:53:34,380 Sbaros, my bad. 1692 00:53:34,380 --> 00:53:35,300 That's a place. 1693 00:53:35,300 --> 00:53:38,780 I got the Sram Broly, the big ass pepperoni pizza slice. 1694 00:53:38,780 --> 00:53:41,380 And then we ended it with some, what was it, a bread stick. 1695 00:53:41,380 --> 00:53:42,180 And then blue raspberry lemonade. 1696 00:53:42,180 --> 00:53:43,860 Which they always have 100 of at all times. 1697 00:53:43,860 --> 00:53:45,220 Yeah, and then they reheated it. 1698 00:53:45,220 --> 00:53:46,500 I respected that. 1699 00:53:46,500 --> 00:53:47,140 Yeah, that's better. 1700 00:53:47,140 --> 00:53:48,420 OK, you baking it twice. 1701 00:53:48,420 --> 00:53:50,900 Twice bake, man. 1702 00:53:50,900 --> 00:53:51,780 Nice. 1703 00:53:51,780 --> 00:53:53,100 Didn't have to do that. 1704 00:53:53,100 --> 00:53:53,620 I love it. 1705 00:53:53,620 --> 00:53:55,300 What do you have to say about that, Jake? 1706 00:53:55,300 --> 00:53:57,740 How much did it cost exactly? 1707 00:53:57,740 --> 00:53:58,660 $16. 1708 00:53:58,660 --> 00:53:59,300 That's too much. 1709 00:53:59,300 --> 00:53:59,980 That was too much. 1710 00:53:59,980 --> 00:54:00,740 For one person? 1711 00:54:00,740 --> 00:54:01,260 Oh, yeah. 1712 00:54:01,260 --> 00:54:01,740 Damn. 1713 00:54:01,740 --> 00:54:03,100 I regretted it. 1714 00:54:03,100 --> 00:54:03,860 I really did. 1715 00:54:03,860 --> 00:54:05,060 Especially when I ate it all. 1716 00:54:05,060 --> 00:54:06,220 I was like, fuck, man. 1717 00:54:06,220 --> 00:54:08,060 Spent $16 on this fucking meal. 1718 00:54:08,060 --> 00:54:10,020 I ate in two seconds. 1719 00:54:10,020 --> 00:54:11,020 You still hungry? 1720 00:54:11,020 --> 00:54:12,820 No, I was full of shit. 1721 00:54:12,820 --> 00:54:13,580 Oh my gosh. 1722 00:54:13,580 --> 00:54:14,580 Well, it did the job. 1723 00:54:14,580 --> 00:54:15,300 Oh my gosh. 1724 00:54:15,300 --> 00:54:16,860 Did you go to the ice cream place after? 1725 00:54:16,860 --> 00:54:18,260 Did I go to the ice cream place after? 1726 00:54:18,260 --> 00:54:19,380 No. 1727 00:54:19,380 --> 00:54:20,900 I went home and made some mac and cheese. 1728 00:54:20,900 --> 00:54:22,260 What are the cracked grapes? 1729 00:54:22,260 --> 00:54:23,140 Huh? 1730 00:54:23,140 --> 00:54:24,100 What are cracked grapes? 1731 00:54:24,100 --> 00:54:28,460 So what it is is grapes dipped in melted jolly ranchers. 1732 00:54:28,460 --> 00:54:28,940 Nice. 1733 00:54:28,940 --> 00:54:31,260 And then when they do that, they get some Kool-Aid 1734 00:54:31,260 --> 00:54:33,340 and just roll it, like shake it around. 1735 00:54:33,340 --> 00:54:35,020 Yeah, and then they let it dry. 1736 00:54:35,020 --> 00:54:35,700 It's like moon rocks. 1737 00:54:35,700 --> 00:54:36,420 And you just eat that. 1738 00:54:36,420 --> 00:54:37,860 Hey, but you don't smoke them. 1739 00:54:37,860 --> 00:54:38,940 No. 1740 00:54:38,940 --> 00:54:39,580 No. 1741 00:54:39,580 --> 00:54:41,940 Sadly, no. 1742 00:54:41,940 --> 00:54:45,740 It's not worth the money. 1743 00:54:45,740 --> 00:54:46,540 How much were they? 1744 00:54:46,540 --> 00:54:47,900 I think it was like $10. 1745 00:54:47,900 --> 00:54:48,700 That's too much. 1746 00:54:48,700 --> 00:54:49,540 Something like that. 1747 00:54:49,540 --> 00:54:50,060 Too much. 1748 00:54:50,060 --> 00:54:53,780 Jolly ranchers are like $0.50 a metric ton for $0.05. 1749 00:54:53,780 --> 00:54:54,620 Yeah. 1750 00:54:54,620 --> 00:54:57,860 And they got cotton candy grapes due to all these bitches' fire. 1751 00:54:57,860 --> 00:54:58,500 Publix. 1752 00:54:58,500 --> 00:54:59,180 Go check them out. 1753 00:54:59,180 --> 00:54:59,860 I have had those. 1754 00:54:59,860 --> 00:55:00,420 Those good, right? 1755 00:55:00,420 --> 00:55:01,860 Those are naturally occurring. 1756 00:55:01,860 --> 00:55:03,580 They'll change your life. 1757 00:55:03,580 --> 00:55:04,180 Yeah. 1758 00:55:04,180 --> 00:55:04,700 Yeah. 1759 00:55:04,700 --> 00:55:08,100 I had a click in my head for it, so it took a little second. 1760 00:55:08,100 --> 00:55:08,900 It's been $0.58. 1761 00:55:08,900 --> 00:55:09,660 I'm used to it. 1762 00:55:09,660 --> 00:55:12,700 Yeah. 1763 00:55:12,700 --> 00:55:14,980 I'm glad you wore your nice shirt with the holes in it. 1764 00:55:14,980 --> 00:55:15,460 Me too. 1765 00:55:15,460 --> 00:55:16,300 I did, dude. 1766 00:55:16,300 --> 00:55:16,620 I did. 1767 00:55:16,620 --> 00:55:17,900 How many does he got? 1768 00:55:17,900 --> 00:55:19,940 It's inside out, actually. 1769 00:55:19,940 --> 00:55:21,380 It's inside out. 1770 00:55:21,380 --> 00:55:22,780 But there's two holes. 1771 00:55:22,780 --> 00:55:24,500 We always have a bet over and under. 1772 00:55:24,500 --> 00:55:25,740 He's worried about the holes. 1773 00:55:25,740 --> 00:55:29,300 Three holes is whenever Jay comes out, over and under three 1774 00:55:29,300 --> 00:55:29,860 holes. 1775 00:55:29,860 --> 00:55:30,540 Hell yeah. 1776 00:55:30,540 --> 00:55:31,660 This is just high fashion. 1777 00:55:31,660 --> 00:55:33,060 It's like Adam Sandler, man. 1778 00:55:33,060 --> 00:55:33,580 Hey. 1779 00:55:33,580 --> 00:55:34,060 He is. 1780 00:55:34,060 --> 00:55:35,060 Hey, Adam Sandler. 1781 00:55:35,060 --> 00:55:36,980 He is. 1782 00:55:36,980 --> 00:55:38,620 I'm the worst parts of Adam Sandler. 1783 00:55:38,620 --> 00:55:40,740 I got Judaism, bad clothes. 1784 00:55:43,540 --> 00:55:44,020 That's it. 1785 00:55:46,700 --> 00:55:47,220 All right, Jay. 1786 00:55:47,220 --> 00:55:48,660 You got anything coming up? 1787 00:55:48,660 --> 00:55:49,260 Of course. 1788 00:55:49,260 --> 00:55:53,140 You know, I got some apartment shows. 1789 00:55:53,140 --> 00:55:54,820 They're members only. 1790 00:55:54,820 --> 00:55:57,060 And can't get into those. 1791 00:55:57,060 --> 00:55:58,420 You know how it is. 1792 00:55:58,420 --> 00:56:01,260 That's about it. 1793 00:56:01,260 --> 00:56:02,220 And that's about it. 1794 00:56:02,220 --> 00:56:04,220 Me and Charlie are doing a podcast. 1795 00:56:04,220 --> 00:56:05,100 Hell yeah. 1796 00:56:05,100 --> 00:56:07,020 That's what I was trying to get out of Charlie. 1797 00:56:07,020 --> 00:56:08,180 I'm going for it. 1798 00:56:08,180 --> 00:56:10,020 Well, you know, it has a name. 1799 00:56:10,020 --> 00:56:11,180 And we'll be doing that. 1800 00:56:11,180 --> 00:56:12,300 You don't have the name. 1801 00:56:12,300 --> 00:56:14,340 But who else is in there with you? 1802 00:56:14,340 --> 00:56:18,340 Another guy, Charles Hood. 1803 00:56:18,340 --> 00:56:18,940 He's a male. 1804 00:56:18,940 --> 00:56:20,940 See you guys when you got yourself a Brandon. 1805 00:56:20,940 --> 00:56:22,180 We did. 1806 00:56:22,180 --> 00:56:23,180 We did. 1807 00:56:23,180 --> 00:56:25,340 You can never be what Brandon is. 1808 00:56:25,340 --> 00:56:26,820 Thank you, man. 1809 00:56:26,820 --> 00:56:28,460 Brandon's one of a kind. 1810 00:56:28,460 --> 00:56:30,660 Nobody's a reporter. 1811 00:56:30,660 --> 00:56:33,460 You guys are all white over there. 1812 00:56:33,460 --> 00:56:34,700 The way they wanted it. 1813 00:56:34,700 --> 00:56:36,380 I mean, yeah, the way we wanted it. 1814 00:56:36,380 --> 00:56:38,380 Oh, my gosh. 1815 00:56:38,380 --> 00:56:40,020 Uncle Tom has Snoobians, you know? 1816 00:56:40,020 --> 00:56:40,500 Oh. 1817 00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:42,740 No. 1818 00:56:42,740 --> 00:56:45,260 You two noobs. 1819 00:56:45,260 --> 00:56:46,540 That's the name of the podcast. 1820 00:56:46,540 --> 00:56:47,540 It's Noobs and You Coobs. 1821 00:56:51,180 --> 00:56:52,860 What kind of food y'all got over there? 1822 00:56:52,860 --> 00:56:53,940 Cabbage? 1823 00:56:53,940 --> 00:56:55,620 A lot of gefilka. 1824 00:56:55,620 --> 00:56:58,660 You know, matzo ball, whatever Charlie is. 1825 00:56:58,660 --> 00:57:00,500 Jack's pizza with too many onions on it. 1826 00:57:00,500 --> 00:57:03,580 Jack's pizza with entirely just enough onions. 1827 00:57:03,580 --> 00:57:05,260 And that's pretty much it. 1828 00:57:05,260 --> 00:57:07,180 Tomatoes are also on the pizza. 1829 00:57:07,180 --> 00:57:09,020 You slice your own tomatoes on it? 1830 00:57:09,020 --> 00:57:09,820 Of course I do. 1831 00:57:09,820 --> 00:57:12,140 And then you put it in the oven with them. 1832 00:57:12,140 --> 00:57:14,180 Can you imagine all the women? 1833 00:57:14,180 --> 00:57:15,340 I'm going to be real with you. 1834 00:57:15,340 --> 00:57:16,700 The pizza is very good. 1835 00:57:16,700 --> 00:57:19,980 But I do take out the tomatoes sometimes, man. 1836 00:57:19,980 --> 00:57:22,700 And too many onions. 1837 00:57:22,700 --> 00:57:24,660 Everything that he puts on there, you take off. 1838 00:57:24,660 --> 00:57:25,140 Yeah. 1839 00:57:25,140 --> 00:57:27,020 I mean, no, no, no, wait. 1840 00:57:27,020 --> 00:57:28,580 I like this. 1841 00:57:28,580 --> 00:57:29,140 I'll eat it. 1842 00:57:29,140 --> 00:57:31,500 But after a couple of them, I'm like, OK, man. 1843 00:57:31,500 --> 00:57:33,620 I'm tired of these tomatoes. 1844 00:57:33,620 --> 00:57:34,660 Seasoning's perfect, though. 1845 00:57:34,660 --> 00:57:36,340 I'm going to expose you, Brandon. 1846 00:57:36,340 --> 00:57:38,180 Because one time me and Brandon were talking. 1847 00:57:38,180 --> 00:57:40,540 And I was like, Jake puts too many onions on those pizza. 1848 00:57:40,540 --> 00:57:42,420 And Brandon was like, no, no, man. 1849 00:57:42,420 --> 00:57:43,260 He puts too many. 1850 00:57:43,260 --> 00:57:44,460 He was like, don't tell him. 1851 00:57:44,460 --> 00:57:45,620 But he puts too many. 1852 00:57:45,620 --> 00:57:47,860 He did say that. 1853 00:57:47,860 --> 00:57:48,900 That really did happen. 1854 00:57:48,900 --> 00:57:50,940 That's why I take them out sometimes. 1855 00:57:50,940 --> 00:57:52,020 He's like, don't tell him. 1856 00:57:52,020 --> 00:57:54,700 But he does take them out sometimes. 1857 00:57:54,700 --> 00:57:57,460 Imagine all the women who have had disappointing sex. 1858 00:57:57,460 --> 00:58:00,100 And then Jake fed them that. 1859 00:58:00,100 --> 00:58:02,900 It's like, do you have anything to drink in the fridge? 1860 00:58:02,900 --> 00:58:03,380 No. 1861 00:58:03,380 --> 00:58:04,060 No. 1862 00:58:04,060 --> 00:58:04,560 No. 1863 00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:05,860 As you want to Lukewarm one. 1864 00:58:05,860 --> 00:58:08,260 I bought 48 Mexican colas. 1865 00:58:08,260 --> 00:58:12,140 So that is in the fridge. 1866 00:58:12,140 --> 00:58:13,460 You've seen it? 1867 00:58:13,460 --> 00:58:14,060 Yeah. 1868 00:58:14,060 --> 00:58:15,020 All right, thank you, baby. 1869 00:58:15,020 --> 00:58:15,500 Hell yeah. 1870 00:58:15,500 --> 00:58:18,860 Anyway, the pod Mexican cola. 1871 00:58:18,860 --> 00:58:19,900 Best cola. 1872 00:58:19,900 --> 00:58:21,060 It is the best cola. 1873 00:58:21,060 --> 00:58:21,980 He knows. 1874 00:58:21,980 --> 00:58:22,500 He knows. 1875 00:58:22,500 --> 00:58:22,980 Oh, yeah. 1876 00:58:22,980 --> 00:58:24,380 I'm cold. 1877 00:58:24,380 --> 00:58:25,020 What the fuck? 1878 00:58:25,020 --> 00:58:26,020 That was weird as hell. 1879 00:58:26,020 --> 00:58:26,860 That was very weird. 1880 00:58:26,860 --> 00:58:27,940 I saw that. 1881 00:58:27,940 --> 00:58:30,020 Alex will see that in the edit. 1882 00:58:30,020 --> 00:58:30,980 Keep that in, please. 1883 00:58:30,980 --> 00:58:32,660 Sup, Alex. 1884 00:58:32,660 --> 00:58:34,100 Oh, shitty right there. 1885 00:58:34,100 --> 00:58:35,900 All right, thanks for coming on. 1886 00:58:35,900 --> 00:58:36,500 Get the fuck up. 1887 00:58:36,500 --> 00:58:38,900 Bye, y'all. 1888 00:58:38,900 --> 00:58:40,500 Let's watch him walk off. 1889 00:58:40,500 --> 00:58:41,740 Hell yeah. 1890 00:58:41,740 --> 00:58:43,260 Try to get out of here. 1891 00:58:43,260 --> 00:58:45,220 Alex, please don't cut this out. 1892 00:58:45,220 --> 00:58:48,100 It's going to be a challenge. 1893 00:58:48,100 --> 00:58:48,860 Don't fall. 1894 00:58:48,860 --> 00:58:49,500 Good job. 1895 00:58:49,500 --> 00:58:49,980 Hey. 1896 00:58:49,980 --> 00:58:50,540 Good job. 1897 00:58:50,540 --> 00:58:52,140 Nimble, dude. 1898 00:58:52,140 --> 00:58:52,780 Nimble, dude. 1899 00:58:52,780 --> 00:58:53,620 Hell yeah. 1900 00:58:53,620 --> 00:58:54,540 How you guys doing? 1901 00:58:54,540 --> 00:58:57,660 Today I'm at the Kindle Fair. 1902 00:58:57,660 --> 00:58:59,100 Today I'm going to eat some chimney. 1903 00:58:59,100 --> 00:59:00,500 What is it called again? 1904 00:59:00,500 --> 00:59:01,500 Chimney cake. 1905 00:59:01,500 --> 00:59:02,060 Chimney cake. 1906 00:59:02,060 --> 00:59:03,220 The famous chimney cake. 1907 00:59:03,220 --> 00:59:06,300 It's the famous chimney cake. 1908 00:59:06,300 --> 00:59:09,460 Man, what do we have here? 1909 00:59:09,460 --> 00:59:15,340 We have, look like rolls maybe on a rack. 1910 00:59:15,340 --> 00:59:17,900 I know it's on a rack, but a rotisserie. 1911 00:59:17,900 --> 00:59:18,380 What is it? 1912 00:59:18,380 --> 00:59:19,780 Rotisserie? 1913 00:59:19,780 --> 00:59:22,140 Dogon saldo bread. 1914 00:59:22,140 --> 00:59:23,180 I don't know if it's saldo. 1915 00:59:23,180 --> 00:59:24,140 I just said saldo. 1916 00:59:24,140 --> 00:59:27,460 It looks like it might be some type of cinnamon roll. 1917 00:59:27,460 --> 00:59:28,620 And they smoking it too, man. 1918 00:59:28,620 --> 00:59:31,620 It's got a, look, I don't know what kind of wood 1919 00:59:31,620 --> 00:59:32,460 that could be. 1920 00:59:32,460 --> 00:59:35,020 No, that's charcoal. 1921 00:59:35,020 --> 00:59:36,180 I wonder what they're going to put in the middle 1922 00:59:36,180 --> 00:59:38,500 of those rolls, man. 1923 00:59:38,500 --> 00:59:39,300 He got the salt. 1924 00:59:39,300 --> 00:59:41,100 He's shaking on that fire, making it jump. 1925 00:59:41,100 --> 00:59:42,500 Yeah, I know. 1926 00:59:42,500 --> 00:59:43,420 He like, hell yeah. 1927 00:59:43,420 --> 00:59:44,180 He talking to me. 1928 00:59:44,180 --> 00:59:45,860 I see him. 1929 00:59:45,860 --> 00:59:48,180 Got the JLCL dog on grill. 1930 00:59:48,180 --> 00:59:49,540 Need to do that shit when we smoke weed. 1931 00:59:49,540 --> 00:59:53,300 She even put some seasoning in the weed, like sprinkling the 1932 00:59:53,300 --> 00:59:59,260 weed, some paprika with a little cinnamon. 1933 00:59:59,260 --> 01:00:00,980 Yeah, they been in prison all of them. 1934 01:00:00,980 --> 01:00:01,940 She finna go. 1935 01:00:01,940 --> 01:00:05,940 Nah, she wanted to date one of them. 1936 01:00:05,940 --> 01:00:08,260 Them dudes back there got the same hoodies on, man. 1937 01:00:08,260 --> 01:00:10,740 Them dudes looks spooky and shit back there, bro. 1938 01:00:10,740 --> 01:00:12,820 This looks kind of weird. 1939 01:00:12,820 --> 01:00:14,100 But their food looks good. 1940 01:00:14,100 --> 01:00:15,940 Is that butter? 1941 01:00:15,940 --> 01:00:17,340 Whipped cream? 1942 01:00:17,340 --> 01:00:19,780 I can't see what that filling is. 1943 01:00:19,780 --> 01:00:21,460 No white people good at making pastries. 1944 01:00:21,460 --> 01:00:23,220 They real good at that. 1945 01:00:23,220 --> 01:00:25,180 And barbecue. 1946 01:00:25,180 --> 01:00:26,700 White people can get down with the grill. 1947 01:00:26,700 --> 01:00:29,140 I'm not even in front. 1948 01:00:29,140 --> 01:00:29,540 I don't know. 1949 01:00:29,540 --> 01:00:30,580 They can't make no greens. 1950 01:00:30,580 --> 01:00:32,860 They don't use no seasoning. 1951 01:00:32,860 --> 01:00:38,580 I don't know if that's cheese or dog on custard. 1952 01:00:38,580 --> 01:00:39,180 Ice cream? 1953 01:00:39,180 --> 01:00:40,500 I don't know. 1954 01:00:40,500 --> 01:00:41,740 She getting that stuff right. 1955 01:00:45,180 --> 01:00:47,780 That is a carnival food, though. 1956 01:00:47,780 --> 01:00:49,300 But they don't like carnival workers, though. 1957 01:00:49,300 --> 01:00:51,020 They look different. 1958 01:00:51,020 --> 01:00:51,980 That's unique right there. 1959 01:00:51,980 --> 01:00:54,860 That's a unique dish. 1960 01:00:54,860 --> 01:00:56,100 Yeah, it is whipped cream. 1961 01:00:56,100 --> 01:01:02,700 I don't know if there's lemon, a lemon glaze inside of it, 1962 01:01:02,700 --> 01:01:04,100 or if it's a custard. 1963 01:01:04,100 --> 01:01:06,820 It's hard to kind of tell. 1964 01:01:06,820 --> 01:01:09,780 But I see the big guys eating. 1965 01:01:09,780 --> 01:01:10,460 Brandon's playing. 1966 01:01:10,460 --> 01:01:10,980 Look here, man. 1967 01:01:10,980 --> 01:01:11,820 I'm telling you. 1968 01:01:11,820 --> 01:01:13,780 I got it from him over there. 1969 01:01:13,780 --> 01:01:14,900 Yeah, he's looking at me now. 1970 01:01:14,900 --> 01:01:15,620 What? 1971 01:01:15,620 --> 01:01:19,300 Oh, it is a German place. 1972 01:01:19,300 --> 01:01:20,660 I'm going to turn back around. 1973 01:01:20,660 --> 01:01:21,940 Pat Grash is going to be a Nazi. 1974 01:01:25,020 --> 01:01:25,740 A black Nazi. 1975 01:01:25,740 --> 01:01:28,260 What the fuck? 1976 01:01:28,260 --> 01:01:29,980 Eating pudding pies. 1977 01:01:29,980 --> 01:01:32,500 Pretty American right there, Brandon. 1978 01:01:32,500 --> 01:01:33,020 Oh. 1979 01:01:33,020 --> 01:01:33,860 Yeah, it is American. 1980 01:01:33,860 --> 01:01:35,900 God damn right. 1981 01:01:35,900 --> 01:01:36,420 Oh, yeah. 1982 01:01:36,420 --> 01:01:37,500 It's fucking country. 1983 01:01:37,500 --> 01:01:38,060 Yes. 1984 01:01:38,060 --> 01:01:39,620 We're here because of what? 1985 01:01:39,620 --> 01:01:41,660 Because of the troops. 1986 01:01:41,660 --> 01:01:43,140 And they are? 1987 01:01:43,140 --> 01:01:44,580 And they are great people. 1988 01:01:44,580 --> 01:01:45,900 Most of them, you know what I mean? 1989 01:01:45,900 --> 01:01:46,740 You're close. 1990 01:01:46,740 --> 01:01:49,380 Well, not all of them, because I have a friend who raped somebody 1991 01:01:49,380 --> 01:01:50,620 and he's in jail for 30 years. 1992 01:01:50,620 --> 01:01:51,060 Not friend. 1993 01:01:51,060 --> 01:01:51,740 I don't got it. 1994 01:01:51,740 --> 01:01:52,300 He's your friend? 1995 01:01:52,300 --> 01:01:53,020 No, not my friend. 1996 01:01:53,020 --> 01:01:55,060 He's the person I just was in the military with. 1997 01:01:55,060 --> 01:01:56,460 Another one who killed his whole family. 1998 01:01:56,460 --> 01:01:57,780 But he did leave with a friend. 1999 01:01:57,780 --> 01:01:59,140 And Robert E. Lee and Hitler. 2000 01:01:59,140 --> 01:02:00,100 You know, that's bad. 2001 01:02:00,100 --> 01:02:02,660 Hitler was never on the, was never in our troops. 2002 01:02:02,660 --> 01:02:03,500 Oh, my bad. 2003 01:02:03,500 --> 01:02:04,020 I'm sorry. 2004 01:02:04,020 --> 01:02:05,460 I started talking about troops in general. 2005 01:02:05,460 --> 01:02:06,260 Let's cut that off. 2006 01:02:06,260 --> 01:02:07,940 And Robert E. Lee was only in our troop. 2007 01:02:07,940 --> 01:02:08,900 Not my troop. 2008 01:02:08,900 --> 01:02:10,700 He got nothing to do with that guy, man. 2009 01:02:10,700 --> 01:02:11,420 I got nothing. 2010 01:02:11,420 --> 01:02:12,420 Nope. 2011 01:02:12,420 --> 01:02:13,660 Detroit. 2012 01:02:13,660 --> 01:02:14,660 Big sexy. 2013 01:02:14,660 --> 01:02:15,340 Jackie Poo. 2014 01:02:15,340 --> 01:02:16,420 Hell yeah, dude. 2015 01:02:16,420 --> 01:02:17,660 What's up, baby? 2016 01:02:17,660 --> 01:02:21,340 You going to pull that down a little bit, too? 2017 01:02:21,340 --> 01:02:22,100 How's he sound? 2018 01:02:22,100 --> 01:02:23,660 We do have a flimsy ass tape. 2019 01:02:23,660 --> 01:02:25,500 We're going to shit up. 2020 01:02:25,500 --> 01:02:28,660 This is like the weakest transformer. 2021 01:02:28,660 --> 01:02:32,020 Brandon's going to get slammed through it at some point. 2022 01:02:32,020 --> 01:02:33,100 Oh, yeah, yeah. 2023 01:02:33,100 --> 01:02:34,780 Adam Priest is episode. 2024 01:02:34,780 --> 01:02:36,340 And nobody will touch him. 2025 01:02:36,340 --> 01:02:37,340 He'll just fall through. 2026 01:02:37,340 --> 01:02:38,100 Yeah. 2027 01:02:38,100 --> 01:02:40,780 Have to try to have Adam Priest on next. 2028 01:02:40,780 --> 01:02:41,780 Yeah. 2029 01:02:41,780 --> 01:02:42,940 We'll work on that. 2030 01:02:42,940 --> 01:02:44,660 All right, Jack. 2031 01:02:44,660 --> 01:02:47,660 Our producer extraordinaire has been here since day one. 2032 01:02:47,660 --> 01:02:48,900 Since day one? 2033 01:02:48,900 --> 01:02:51,220 This is a day one shorty right here. 2034 01:02:51,220 --> 01:02:52,900 He believed that's what nobody else did. 2035 01:02:52,900 --> 01:02:53,740 Hell yeah, dude. 2036 01:02:53,740 --> 01:02:56,980 And to repay you, we got something for you, Jack. 2037 01:02:56,980 --> 01:02:57,860 Right off the bat. 2038 01:02:57,860 --> 01:03:00,820 Oh, that's Jake's that he didn't fucking take. 2039 01:03:00,820 --> 01:03:01,340 Nope. 2040 01:03:01,340 --> 01:03:01,820 Nope. 2041 01:03:01,820 --> 01:03:02,820 Nope. 2042 01:03:02,820 --> 01:03:04,060 Sit down there and think about it. 2043 01:03:04,060 --> 01:03:06,140 Wait until next year, buddy. 2044 01:03:06,140 --> 01:03:07,500 There you go, Jack. 2045 01:03:07,500 --> 01:03:08,540 Let's see what's going on here. 2046 01:03:08,540 --> 01:03:10,060 I'm going to eat your fish now. 2047 01:03:10,060 --> 01:03:11,460 You going to put it on a pizza? 2048 01:03:11,460 --> 01:03:12,300 No, I'm just kidding. 2049 01:03:12,300 --> 01:03:13,060 I love you, man. 2050 01:03:13,060 --> 01:03:16,100 Some Fire Walk ramen. 2051 01:03:16,100 --> 01:03:17,660 Because people might not know this. 2052 01:03:17,660 --> 01:03:18,820 He's not one of us. 2053 01:03:18,820 --> 01:03:19,300 Yeah. 2054 01:03:19,300 --> 01:03:21,900 And I bet you that's a play on fireworks. 2055 01:03:21,900 --> 01:03:24,580 Ooh, OK, hold up. 2056 01:03:24,580 --> 01:03:26,940 You got that. 2057 01:03:26,940 --> 01:03:28,580 Let's see what else is in here. 2058 01:03:28,580 --> 01:03:30,940 Ooh, some espresso rose coffee. 2059 01:03:30,940 --> 01:03:32,100 I do drink a lot of coffee. 2060 01:03:32,100 --> 01:03:34,260 You drink every time I see you. 2061 01:03:34,260 --> 01:03:35,620 And that's the white half. 2062 01:03:35,620 --> 01:03:36,940 And that's the espresso, dude. 2063 01:03:36,940 --> 01:03:37,980 Is that Starbucks? 2064 01:03:37,980 --> 01:03:38,500 Yeah. 2065 01:03:38,500 --> 01:03:38,980 No. 2066 01:03:38,980 --> 01:03:39,860 Fancy. 2067 01:03:39,860 --> 01:03:40,620 Fancy. 2068 01:03:40,620 --> 01:03:43,460 White stuff you wouldn't know about. 2069 01:03:43,460 --> 01:03:45,580 I'm not that level of white. 2070 01:03:45,580 --> 01:03:47,140 I'm white monster can white. 2071 01:03:47,140 --> 01:03:50,140 But speaking of which, speaking of white monster cans, 2072 01:03:50,140 --> 01:03:52,940 and you know this has been a year for me. 2073 01:03:52,940 --> 01:03:55,900 Outside of clown college has probably 2074 01:03:55,900 --> 01:03:58,820 been like the worst year, whereas you guys have really 2075 01:03:58,820 --> 01:04:00,380 held it all together for me. 2076 01:04:00,380 --> 01:04:02,340 So I appreciate you guys. 2077 01:04:02,340 --> 01:04:04,180 And to show that appreciation, I've 2078 01:04:04,180 --> 01:04:06,420 gotten you guys a little bit of something here. 2079 01:04:06,420 --> 01:04:07,500 Alex already opened his. 2080 01:04:07,500 --> 01:04:08,540 He got a kimono. 2081 01:04:08,540 --> 01:04:10,540 Oh my god. 2082 01:04:10,540 --> 01:04:13,340 First of all, why was he not wearing that? 2083 01:04:13,340 --> 01:04:14,740 What the hell? 2084 01:04:14,740 --> 01:04:17,340 It was right as he was walking. 2085 01:04:17,340 --> 01:04:19,420 So that's nice. 2086 01:04:19,420 --> 01:04:21,420 And Dom, your stuff's not actually here yet. 2087 01:04:21,420 --> 01:04:26,940 So I'd do you a little side quest, little till the wait. 2088 01:04:26,940 --> 01:04:27,740 So here we go. 2089 01:04:27,740 --> 01:04:29,820 We have the natty daddy in the bag. 2090 01:04:29,820 --> 01:04:30,820 Oh my god. 2091 01:04:30,820 --> 01:04:31,580 Oh shit. 2092 01:04:31,580 --> 01:04:32,460 Come on, baby. 2093 01:04:32,460 --> 01:04:33,460 Natty daddy, dude. 2094 01:04:33,460 --> 01:04:34,940 I never have 8%. 2095 01:04:34,940 --> 01:04:35,940 What's that? 2096 01:04:35,940 --> 01:04:37,460 I love you, baby. 2097 01:04:37,460 --> 01:04:40,340 That's worth at least like a 30 minute drive. 2098 01:04:40,340 --> 01:04:41,340 Oh, yeah. 2099 01:04:41,340 --> 01:04:42,860 You can get 30 minutes in this. 2100 01:04:42,860 --> 01:04:45,300 Yeah, you can get 30 minutes in this. 2101 01:04:45,300 --> 01:04:46,860 We got some stuff for JJ right here. 2102 01:04:46,860 --> 01:04:47,740 Oh, thanks, man. 2103 01:04:47,740 --> 01:04:48,900 And here's a B Smooth. 2104 01:04:48,900 --> 01:04:49,540 Oh, thank you. 2105 01:04:49,540 --> 01:04:50,620 I got you one sec. 2106 01:04:50,620 --> 01:04:51,380 Damn. 2107 01:04:51,380 --> 01:04:53,620 This one's fancy. 2108 01:04:53,620 --> 01:04:55,420 JJ's going to bust another fist bucket. 2109 01:04:55,420 --> 01:04:56,220 Let's see. 2110 01:04:56,220 --> 01:05:00,020 I'm going to open this one up, dude. 2111 01:05:00,020 --> 01:05:01,180 Oh shit. 2112 01:05:01,180 --> 01:05:01,660 Yo. 2113 01:05:04,660 --> 01:05:06,340 Oh shit. 2114 01:05:06,340 --> 01:05:07,820 WCW card? 2115 01:05:07,820 --> 01:05:08,780 Fuck me. 2116 01:05:08,780 --> 01:05:09,300 Shit. 2117 01:05:09,300 --> 01:05:10,100 WCW? 2118 01:05:10,100 --> 01:05:10,620 WCW? 2119 01:05:10,620 --> 01:05:11,820 How the fuck did you get those? 2120 01:05:11,820 --> 01:05:13,100 25, 2 for 20. 2121 01:05:13,100 --> 01:05:14,060 This is 1991, 92? 2122 01:05:14,060 --> 01:05:15,740 Did you see who it was for? 2123 01:05:15,740 --> 01:05:16,460 Holy shit. 2124 01:05:16,460 --> 01:05:17,500 JJ and woman. 2125 01:05:17,500 --> 01:05:18,300 And woman. 2126 01:05:18,300 --> 01:05:19,180 And woman. 2127 01:05:19,180 --> 01:05:23,380 Yes, the unnamed woman who does my bidding. 2128 01:05:23,380 --> 01:05:24,300 So that's both of you. 2129 01:05:24,300 --> 01:05:25,500 That should cover both of you. 2130 01:05:25,500 --> 01:05:26,300 That's 2 for 20. 2131 01:05:26,300 --> 01:05:26,940 Me and Natty. 2132 01:05:26,940 --> 01:05:27,620 And the tab. 2133 01:05:27,620 --> 01:05:31,140 Or me in $25 Redis. 2134 01:05:31,140 --> 01:05:33,460 I'll be carried out of Applebee's Honest Stretcher. 2135 01:05:33,460 --> 01:05:34,100 Thank you, Jack. 2136 01:05:34,100 --> 01:05:34,780 This is sick. 2137 01:05:34,780 --> 01:05:35,740 Hell yeah, man. 2138 01:05:35,740 --> 01:05:36,660 What'd you get, Brandon? 2139 01:05:36,660 --> 01:05:39,340 I got WCW cards from 1991. 2140 01:05:39,340 --> 01:05:40,780 Dude, I could never open these, man. 2141 01:05:40,780 --> 01:05:41,940 These are so perfect. 2142 01:05:41,940 --> 01:05:42,860 How the fuck, Jack? 2143 01:05:42,860 --> 01:05:44,060 How the fuck do you do this? 2144 01:05:44,060 --> 01:05:46,300 1991. 2145 01:05:46,300 --> 01:05:47,060 That's insane. 2146 01:05:47,060 --> 01:05:47,700 Fuck yeah. 2147 01:05:47,700 --> 01:05:48,260 Hell yeah. 2148 01:05:48,260 --> 01:05:49,060 This is a game. 2149 01:05:49,060 --> 01:05:50,580 Still a couple more things. 2150 01:05:50,580 --> 01:05:51,900 And this one's from Jack. 2151 01:05:51,900 --> 01:05:55,340 Oh, fuck yeah, dude. 2152 01:05:55,340 --> 01:05:56,580 Hell yeah. 2153 01:05:56,580 --> 01:05:57,340 What's that? 2154 01:05:57,340 --> 01:05:57,860 Is it Pokemon? 2155 01:05:57,860 --> 01:05:59,620 The 50 shiny foil cards. 2156 01:05:59,620 --> 01:06:00,740 No duplicates. 2157 01:06:00,740 --> 01:06:02,620 Ooh. 2158 01:06:02,620 --> 01:06:03,660 Dude, I'm busting this shit. 2159 01:06:03,660 --> 01:06:04,620 Oh, that's big time. 2160 01:06:04,620 --> 01:06:06,020 Me too, man. 2161 01:06:06,020 --> 01:06:08,220 I hope there's a Brilume in here. 2162 01:06:08,220 --> 01:06:08,980 I don't know. 2163 01:06:08,980 --> 01:06:11,900 That looks like, isn't that only the original 151? 2164 01:06:11,900 --> 01:06:12,420 Oh, no. 2165 01:06:12,420 --> 01:06:13,060 That's all of them. 2166 01:06:13,060 --> 01:06:13,540 Oh, shit. 2167 01:06:13,540 --> 01:06:14,620 This is from the new set. 2168 01:06:14,620 --> 01:06:15,100 Holy shit. 2169 01:06:15,100 --> 01:06:16,100 Cheesecake Factory, man. 2170 01:06:16,100 --> 01:06:16,940 Dude, thank you, man. 2171 01:06:16,940 --> 01:06:18,420 You figure you'd get an appetizer? 2172 01:06:18,420 --> 01:06:19,180 Dude, hell yeah. 2173 01:06:19,180 --> 01:06:20,940 I already know what I'm going to get, man. 2174 01:06:20,940 --> 01:06:25,340 Mac and cheese bites with a cheesecake. 2175 01:06:25,340 --> 01:06:26,940 You've already been through that menu? 2176 01:06:26,940 --> 01:06:27,620 Yes. 2177 01:06:27,620 --> 01:06:28,540 Yeah, I've read it. 2178 01:06:28,540 --> 01:06:30,900 I've read it. 2179 01:06:30,900 --> 01:06:31,940 That counts as like a summer. 2180 01:06:31,940 --> 01:06:33,260 And then I had like half of a cheesecake. 2181 01:06:33,260 --> 01:06:35,260 You know, my mom brought back a celebration cheesecake. 2182 01:06:35,260 --> 01:06:37,700 She was like, you know, I ate half of it. 2183 01:06:37,700 --> 01:06:39,740 I'll charge you $2 if you want to eat the rest. 2184 01:06:39,740 --> 01:06:41,740 I'm full. 2185 01:06:41,740 --> 01:06:44,820 Your mom charged you $2 to eat the rest of it? 2186 01:06:44,820 --> 01:06:45,340 Oh, yeah. 2187 01:06:45,340 --> 01:06:47,980 She'll charge me money for something sometimes. 2188 01:06:47,980 --> 01:06:48,780 Thank you, Jack. 2189 01:06:48,780 --> 01:06:50,420 You got to earn your keep, baby. 2190 01:06:50,420 --> 01:06:52,380 You got to earn your keep. 2191 01:06:52,380 --> 01:06:53,540 Brandon's got another thing. 2192 01:06:53,540 --> 01:06:54,540 Oh, man. 2193 01:06:54,540 --> 01:06:58,020 And we got some more for you, Dom. 2194 01:06:58,020 --> 01:07:00,260 You know me so well, Jack. 2195 01:07:00,260 --> 01:07:02,700 Beer and cigarettes, man. 2196 01:07:02,700 --> 01:07:04,260 I've never been more happy. 2197 01:07:04,260 --> 01:07:06,700 I was just literally on my last pack right there. 2198 01:07:06,700 --> 01:07:07,860 Hell, yeah. 2199 01:07:07,860 --> 01:07:10,340 Do we got the card sleeves? 2200 01:07:10,340 --> 01:07:12,660 The sleeves are protectors, dude. 2201 01:07:12,660 --> 01:07:13,740 Oh, shit. 2202 01:07:13,740 --> 01:07:15,180 We got the New Day right here. 2203 01:07:15,180 --> 01:07:15,980 Look at this. 2204 01:07:15,980 --> 01:07:16,980 Bootie-os, man. 2205 01:07:16,980 --> 01:07:18,700 Hell, yeah. 2206 01:07:18,700 --> 01:07:19,460 New Day Rocks. 2207 01:07:19,460 --> 01:07:20,220 Oh, those are the wrestler dudes. 2208 01:07:20,220 --> 01:07:21,020 Yeah. 2209 01:07:21,020 --> 01:07:21,820 Oh, my god. 2210 01:07:21,820 --> 01:07:22,340 Damn, man. 2211 01:07:22,340 --> 01:07:23,740 Sadly, they breaking up now. 2212 01:07:23,740 --> 01:07:25,300 But you got them when they were together. 2213 01:07:25,300 --> 01:07:26,780 Hell, yeah. 2214 01:07:26,780 --> 01:07:28,220 Forever and ever and ever, man. 2215 01:07:28,220 --> 01:07:30,180 It's Brandon, Dante, and Mike Sales. 2216 01:07:30,180 --> 01:07:31,180 Yes. 2217 01:07:31,180 --> 01:07:32,660 And I'm Big E, man. 2218 01:07:32,660 --> 01:07:34,340 I claim Big E. 2219 01:07:34,340 --> 01:07:38,180 Dante would be, you know what? 2220 01:07:38,180 --> 01:07:40,180 Fuck, he'd be Xavier Woods. 2221 01:07:40,180 --> 01:07:40,980 Mike Sales. 2222 01:07:40,980 --> 01:07:42,940 I guess we'll give him Kofi Kingston. 2223 01:07:42,940 --> 01:07:45,460 I claim Big E, man, before the neck injury. 2224 01:07:45,460 --> 01:07:49,060 Dante has to be Kofi, because Kofi used to be Jamaican. 2225 01:07:49,060 --> 01:07:50,060 Oh, shit. 2226 01:07:50,060 --> 01:07:50,980 Yeah, then you know what? 2227 01:07:50,980 --> 01:07:51,900 We'll give him that. 2228 01:07:51,900 --> 01:07:53,820 Mike Sales. 2229 01:07:53,820 --> 01:07:56,260 He could be Xavier Woods. 2230 01:07:56,260 --> 01:07:56,860 Hell, yeah. 2231 01:07:56,860 --> 01:07:58,100 Me, Big E, man. 2232 01:07:58,100 --> 01:07:59,580 Hell, yeah. 2233 01:07:59,580 --> 01:08:02,100 Big E. 2234 01:08:02,100 --> 01:08:04,700 Oh, shit, dude. 2235 01:08:04,700 --> 01:08:06,820 We got actual packs, man. 2236 01:08:06,820 --> 01:08:08,420 Oh, shit. 2237 01:08:08,420 --> 01:08:09,420 Dude. 2238 01:08:09,420 --> 01:08:11,900 And the three legendary birds, bro. 2239 01:08:11,900 --> 01:08:14,460 What are you trying to fuck, Jack? 2240 01:08:14,460 --> 01:08:16,700 That's my question, man. 2241 01:08:16,700 --> 01:08:18,100 That's my fucking question. 2242 01:08:18,100 --> 01:08:18,820 Thank you, man. 2243 01:08:18,820 --> 01:08:20,020 You got me fucking. 2244 01:08:20,020 --> 01:08:20,500 Hell, yeah. 2245 01:08:20,500 --> 01:08:22,020 It's just the other shit, baby. 2246 01:08:22,020 --> 01:08:22,860 Thank you, Jack. 2247 01:08:22,860 --> 01:08:23,700 We appreciate you, man. 2248 01:08:23,700 --> 01:08:24,980 And I love the thing that Bob and I are, man. 2249 01:08:24,980 --> 01:08:27,740 It's a little heavy. 2250 01:08:27,740 --> 01:08:28,860 And tough to find. 2251 01:08:28,860 --> 01:08:30,180 Oh, damn. 2252 01:08:30,180 --> 01:08:30,820 Holy shit. 2253 01:08:30,820 --> 01:08:33,580 This is heavy as fuck. 2254 01:08:33,580 --> 01:08:34,300 Don't move. 2255 01:08:34,300 --> 01:08:36,100 Oh, man. 2256 01:08:36,100 --> 01:08:38,060 I just wanted you to know how heavy it was. 2257 01:08:38,060 --> 01:08:39,460 Oh, my gosh. 2258 01:08:39,460 --> 01:08:40,660 Sound like a basketball. 2259 01:08:40,660 --> 01:08:41,180 Oh, man. 2260 01:08:41,180 --> 01:08:43,540 It was bouncing. 2261 01:08:43,540 --> 01:08:45,100 There's no way, dude. 2262 01:08:45,100 --> 01:08:48,420 What is it, dude? 2263 01:08:48,420 --> 01:08:50,540 The red monster, dude. 2264 01:08:50,540 --> 01:08:52,780 You can't find the red. 2265 01:08:52,780 --> 01:08:54,500 There's 15 red monsters. 2266 01:08:54,500 --> 01:08:55,460 Holy shit. 2267 01:08:55,460 --> 01:08:56,260 Oh, my gosh. 2268 01:08:56,260 --> 01:09:00,220 I won't be able to form a sentence. 2269 01:09:00,220 --> 01:09:01,260 Dude, Jack, thank you. 2270 01:09:01,260 --> 01:09:02,980 This is actually crazy. 2271 01:09:02,980 --> 01:09:04,420 This is so hard to find. 2272 01:09:04,420 --> 01:09:06,300 Jack, I don't know how you do it, man. 2273 01:09:06,300 --> 01:09:06,900 Oh, my gosh. 2274 01:09:06,900 --> 01:09:09,300 Now you can drink all that rare 40 you wanted to drink, man. 2275 01:09:09,300 --> 01:09:10,380 Yeah, dude. 2276 01:09:10,380 --> 01:09:12,060 And get energy and pass out. 2277 01:09:12,060 --> 01:09:13,500 Hell, yeah, dude. 2278 01:09:13,500 --> 01:09:14,700 I mean, you could save that, too, 2279 01:09:14,700 --> 01:09:16,020 because in a couple years, that's 2280 01:09:16,020 --> 01:09:17,660 probably going to be worth some big money. 2281 01:09:17,660 --> 01:09:18,420 I'm going to have to do art-taking. 2282 01:09:18,420 --> 01:09:19,900 This is an investment. 2283 01:09:19,900 --> 01:09:22,620 This will be Bitcoin after the world ends. 2284 01:09:22,620 --> 01:09:26,220 Once the singularity happens, this is Bitcoin, dude. 2285 01:09:26,220 --> 01:09:28,020 That's like me with the Hock Hogan beer, man. 2286 01:09:28,020 --> 01:09:29,580 You got to save them. 2287 01:09:29,580 --> 01:09:31,260 I can't believe this, man. 2288 01:09:31,260 --> 01:09:32,020 Thank you, dude. 2289 01:09:32,020 --> 01:09:32,540 Hell, yeah. 2290 01:09:32,540 --> 01:09:33,460 No problem. 2291 01:09:33,460 --> 01:09:34,340 Love you guys. 2292 01:09:34,340 --> 01:09:34,860 Love you. 2293 01:09:34,860 --> 01:09:35,860 Love you, too, man. 2294 01:09:35,860 --> 01:09:38,460 What did you fucking know, dude? 2295 01:09:38,460 --> 01:09:39,780 Wow. 2296 01:09:39,780 --> 01:09:40,940 I'm in shock. 2297 01:09:40,940 --> 01:09:41,700 I can see that. 2298 01:09:41,700 --> 01:09:43,940 I know people don't understand. 2299 01:09:43,940 --> 01:09:44,660 This is insane. 2300 01:09:44,660 --> 01:09:49,860 This is like looking at the Ark of the Covenant. 2301 01:09:49,860 --> 01:09:51,100 You found it. 2302 01:09:51,100 --> 01:09:52,900 We found it, bro. 2303 01:09:52,900 --> 01:09:54,180 Well, Jack found it. 2304 01:09:54,180 --> 01:09:56,380 The man, Jack. 2305 01:09:56,380 --> 01:09:58,060 Best producer of all time. 2306 01:09:58,060 --> 01:10:01,300 Sorry I slammed it on the chair. 2307 01:10:01,300 --> 01:10:05,180 Gave me these free, great, wonderful men right here, man. 2308 01:10:05,180 --> 01:10:06,340 Hell, yeah. 2309 01:10:06,340 --> 01:10:07,060 Yes, he did. 2310 01:10:07,060 --> 01:10:08,500 Yes, he did. 2311 01:10:08,500 --> 01:10:09,460 New Day Rocks. 2312 01:10:09,460 --> 01:10:11,900 New Day Rocks. 2313 01:10:11,900 --> 01:10:13,700 Yeah. 2314 01:10:13,700 --> 01:10:15,820 You know how it is. 2315 01:10:15,820 --> 01:10:16,460 Yeah. 2316 01:10:16,460 --> 01:10:19,340 Booty O's, New Day Rocks. 2317 01:10:19,340 --> 01:10:20,140 They do it like this? 2318 01:10:20,140 --> 01:10:20,660 Yeah. 2319 01:10:20,660 --> 01:10:21,460 That's how they do it. 2320 01:10:21,460 --> 01:10:22,340 He's got a trombone. 2321 01:10:22,340 --> 01:10:22,860 Oh. 2322 01:10:22,860 --> 01:10:23,860 Oh, yeah. 2323 01:10:23,860 --> 01:10:24,780 OK. 2324 01:10:24,780 --> 01:10:25,620 He's got a trombone. 2325 01:10:25,620 --> 01:10:27,500 He ain't just walking out there like, hey, kid, 2326 01:10:27,500 --> 01:10:28,140 look at this. 2327 01:10:28,140 --> 01:10:35,500 No, I'm yanking my false unicorn with my horns. 2328 01:10:35,500 --> 01:10:36,940 Oh, shit. 2329 01:10:36,940 --> 01:10:37,940 Jack, you are the shit, man. 2330 01:10:37,940 --> 01:10:38,740 Yes, you are, man. 2331 01:10:38,740 --> 01:10:39,220 Thank you. 2332 01:10:39,220 --> 01:10:39,580 Appreciate you. 2333 01:10:39,580 --> 01:10:42,220 We got some big shit coming up this year, man. 2334 01:10:42,220 --> 01:10:42,580 Hopefully. 2335 01:10:42,580 --> 01:10:43,620 Great fucking rock and roll. 2336 01:10:43,620 --> 01:10:43,980 Hell, yeah. 2337 01:10:43,980 --> 01:10:44,860 Always. 2338 01:10:44,860 --> 01:10:45,940 Yeah, every week. 2339 01:10:45,940 --> 01:10:49,420 And that sketch you just pitched in the dude. 2340 01:10:49,420 --> 01:10:51,540 That's going to be so good. 2341 01:10:51,540 --> 01:10:52,860 It's going to be so good. 2342 01:10:52,860 --> 01:10:56,300 If you guys don't know, Jack's behind a lot of skits, 2343 01:10:56,300 --> 01:10:57,580 writing, everything. 2344 01:10:57,580 --> 01:11:00,100 He does all the producing for the show, 2345 01:11:00,100 --> 01:11:03,100 even though Brandon's technically our producer. 2346 01:11:03,100 --> 01:11:05,580 And Alex sets up most everything. 2347 01:11:05,580 --> 01:11:06,900 Alex sets up everything. 2348 01:11:06,900 --> 01:11:10,620 And I just do a little bit of research when there's guests. 2349 01:11:10,620 --> 01:11:11,260 A little bit? 2350 01:11:11,260 --> 01:11:12,460 Research is extraordinary. 2351 01:11:12,460 --> 01:11:13,900 We've got enough research on everybody 2352 01:11:13,900 --> 01:11:15,580 to come back three times. 2353 01:11:15,580 --> 01:11:16,180 What'd you say? 2354 01:11:16,180 --> 01:11:17,900 The Nard War of Huntsville comedy. 2355 01:11:17,900 --> 01:11:18,700 Exactly. 2356 01:11:18,700 --> 01:11:20,220 Thorough research, dude. 2357 01:11:20,220 --> 01:11:22,620 You work harder every week on every guest 2358 01:11:22,620 --> 01:11:24,940 I've ever put in any college assignment in my life. 2359 01:11:24,940 --> 01:11:25,460 Damn. 2360 01:11:25,460 --> 01:11:26,660 In terms of research. 2361 01:11:26,660 --> 01:11:27,180 Me too. 2362 01:11:27,180 --> 01:11:29,380 Yeah, Jack, man, dude, I always say that. 2363 01:11:29,380 --> 01:11:32,820 I'm so glad that you want to do comedy and stuff for research. 2364 01:11:32,820 --> 01:11:36,820 Because, dude, if you were in the CIA or a stalker 2365 01:11:36,820 --> 01:11:39,660 or any of that, or just a straight up serial killer, man, 2366 01:11:39,660 --> 01:11:44,180 like Ted Bundy, one of them, you would be crazy. 2367 01:11:44,180 --> 01:11:44,900 I appreciate that. 2368 01:11:44,900 --> 01:11:46,780 You would be perfect. 2369 01:11:46,780 --> 01:11:49,620 You would be like a mastermind hit man, bro. 2370 01:11:49,620 --> 01:11:50,100 Hell, yeah. 2371 01:11:50,100 --> 01:11:51,580 Equalizer three. 2372 01:11:51,580 --> 01:11:53,300 Not Denzel, Jack. 2373 01:11:53,300 --> 01:11:54,180 Oh. 2374 01:11:54,180 --> 01:11:56,820 I could go the Luigi route. 2375 01:11:56,820 --> 01:11:58,860 But not get caught. 2376 01:11:58,860 --> 01:12:00,420 You definitely wouldn't get caught. 2377 01:12:00,420 --> 01:12:02,180 Have you ever not stopped? 2378 01:12:02,180 --> 01:12:02,700 No. 2379 01:12:02,700 --> 01:12:03,660 We won't say that. 2380 01:12:03,660 --> 01:12:06,420 Have you ever did research on somebody who didn't know, 2381 01:12:06,420 --> 01:12:09,100 they made you mad or something like that? 2382 01:12:09,100 --> 01:12:10,380 No. 2383 01:12:10,380 --> 01:12:13,020 I know most of my stuff from figuring out about Nard War. 2384 01:12:13,020 --> 01:12:16,340 That's how I found out, oh, you can do research on people. 2385 01:12:16,340 --> 01:12:19,180 Because people don't remember their own lives past a year. 2386 01:12:19,180 --> 01:12:20,380 So then they're freaked out. 2387 01:12:20,380 --> 01:12:22,460 They're like, whoa, I did that? 2388 01:12:22,460 --> 01:12:23,620 And it's like, yeah. 2389 01:12:23,620 --> 01:12:28,020 You've posted extensively about this. 2390 01:12:28,020 --> 01:12:31,940 My greatest fear is that in DC comics, the Justice League, 2391 01:12:31,940 --> 01:12:35,260 Batman has this thing called the Doomsday Protocol, 2392 01:12:35,260 --> 01:12:38,340 where he has a way to kill every member of the Justice 2393 01:12:38,340 --> 01:12:39,940 League if they start acting out. 2394 01:12:39,940 --> 01:12:43,060 I'm scared that Jack has just a mountain of dirt on each of us. 2395 01:12:43,060 --> 01:12:43,660 Oh, yeah. 2396 01:12:43,660 --> 01:12:44,900 Without a doubt. 2397 01:12:44,900 --> 01:12:47,500 And we'll just put us under, dude, without mercy. 2398 01:12:47,500 --> 01:12:49,020 Because I've done things. 2399 01:12:49,020 --> 01:12:51,580 And I'm going to keep doing things. 2400 01:12:51,580 --> 01:12:53,300 That's what we always treat Jack right. 2401 01:12:53,300 --> 01:12:53,860 Yeah. 2402 01:12:53,860 --> 01:12:54,380 Yeah. 2403 01:12:54,380 --> 01:12:56,300 I am always treated right. 2404 01:12:56,300 --> 01:12:58,860 Get a home-cooked meal. 2405 01:12:58,860 --> 01:13:00,420 The love from Brandon. 2406 01:13:00,420 --> 01:13:01,140 Love you. 2407 01:13:01,140 --> 01:13:02,020 JJ, you there? 2408 01:13:02,020 --> 01:13:02,900 He doesn't do anything. 2409 01:13:02,900 --> 01:13:04,460 He didn't explain he didn't do anything. 2410 01:13:04,460 --> 01:13:06,180 But I'm in Southern. 2411 01:13:10,180 --> 01:13:11,780 Oh, well, I got you to. 2412 01:13:21,500 --> 01:13:23,060 All right, Brandon. 2413 01:13:23,060 --> 01:13:23,860 OK. 2414 01:13:23,860 --> 01:13:25,060 And then JJ. 2415 01:13:25,060 --> 01:13:26,140 Hell, yeah. 2416 01:13:26,140 --> 01:13:26,980 Oh, my gosh, dude. 2417 01:13:26,980 --> 01:13:28,300 Holy shit. 2418 01:13:28,300 --> 01:13:28,900 Oh, man. 2419 01:13:28,900 --> 01:13:29,740 Thank you. 2420 01:13:29,740 --> 01:13:30,900 Oh, let's see. 2421 01:13:30,900 --> 01:13:32,420 I'm excited. 2422 01:13:32,420 --> 01:13:35,500 You open that like Dennis Rodman for real? 2423 01:13:35,500 --> 01:13:36,860 Oh, shit, man. 2424 01:13:36,860 --> 01:13:38,340 How did you know this was my movie? 2425 01:13:38,340 --> 01:13:39,140 Shut the fuck up. 2426 01:13:39,140 --> 01:13:39,900 Did that really your movie? 2427 01:13:39,900 --> 01:13:41,620 Man, I loved this shit back in the day. 2428 01:13:41,620 --> 01:13:42,140 What is it? 2429 01:13:42,140 --> 01:13:43,460 It's a Shark Point Lava Girl. 2430 01:13:43,460 --> 01:13:45,100 I used to watch this all day. 2431 01:13:45,100 --> 01:13:48,260 You had George Lopez on the TV screen, man. 2432 01:13:48,260 --> 01:13:49,420 I think you'll like it, Brandon. 2433 01:13:49,420 --> 01:13:50,260 Hell, yeah, man. 2434 01:13:50,260 --> 01:13:51,340 I just, something told me. 2435 01:13:51,340 --> 01:13:53,220 I didn't see the sequel, though, because, you know, 2436 01:13:53,220 --> 01:13:53,980 I'm old now. 2437 01:13:53,980 --> 01:13:54,540 Yeah. 2438 01:13:54,540 --> 01:13:55,180 I didn't know there was a sequel. 2439 01:13:55,180 --> 01:13:57,460 I mean, they're old, too, but it's weird, man. 2440 01:13:57,460 --> 01:14:00,260 It's part of the Sky Kids, the Spy Kids universe, right? 2441 01:14:00,260 --> 01:14:00,980 Yes. 2442 01:14:00,980 --> 01:14:02,420 Yes, it is. 2443 01:14:02,420 --> 01:14:02,940 Yes, it is. 2444 01:14:02,940 --> 01:14:04,660 Let's see what else we got. 2445 01:14:04,660 --> 01:14:05,620 Holy shit. 2446 01:14:08,980 --> 01:14:11,380 I never thought I'd see the day, dude. 2447 01:14:11,380 --> 01:14:12,060 Hell, yeah. 2448 01:14:12,060 --> 01:14:13,060 A shirt that fits. 2449 01:14:13,060 --> 01:14:14,060 I know, man. 2450 01:14:14,060 --> 01:14:15,180 I got it in the right side. 2451 01:14:15,180 --> 01:14:16,380 Yeah, this is what I get now. 2452 01:14:16,380 --> 01:14:18,340 XL, we've upgraded to it. 2453 01:14:18,340 --> 01:14:19,620 We're going to lose it, though. 2454 01:14:19,620 --> 01:14:19,980 Yeah. 2455 01:14:19,980 --> 01:14:20,940 Going to go back to large. 2456 01:14:20,940 --> 01:14:22,740 I got some Ozempic in there if you want. 2457 01:14:22,740 --> 01:14:23,980 Double dabble in it. 2458 01:14:23,980 --> 01:14:24,860 It's off-brand. 2459 01:14:24,860 --> 01:14:25,820 It's actually not legal. 2460 01:14:25,820 --> 01:14:27,780 And I said I'm doing it for study purposes, 2461 01:14:27,780 --> 01:14:29,300 but it's in there. 2462 01:14:29,300 --> 01:14:30,300 I'll hit you up later, man. 2463 01:14:30,300 --> 01:14:30,800 OK. 2464 01:14:33,500 --> 01:14:35,380 I got some beard balm, dude. 2465 01:14:35,380 --> 01:14:37,580 It's got a picture of, it's Amish. 2466 01:14:37,580 --> 01:14:40,180 It's got Jonathan Silver on the front of it, dude. 2467 01:14:40,180 --> 01:14:41,380 For his sake. 2468 01:14:41,380 --> 01:14:42,300 My guy. 2469 01:14:42,300 --> 01:14:44,900 And then, dude. 2470 01:14:44,900 --> 01:14:48,060 This, combined with the Monster Red 40, nobody can stop me, 2471 01:14:48,060 --> 01:14:48,940 dude. 2472 01:14:48,940 --> 01:14:50,260 Nobody can fucking stop me. 2473 01:14:50,260 --> 01:14:50,740 Damn. 2474 01:14:50,740 --> 01:14:51,820 Breakfast of champions. 2475 01:14:51,820 --> 01:14:52,540 Now, question. 2476 01:14:52,540 --> 01:14:54,980 Did you get that from Publix or Walmart? 2477 01:14:54,980 --> 01:14:56,220 That, Walmart. 2478 01:14:56,220 --> 01:14:56,860 Damn, man. 2479 01:14:56,860 --> 01:14:59,500 If you went to Publix, you know we had buy one, get one free. 2480 01:14:59,500 --> 01:15:00,380 It's a go-go right now. 2481 01:15:00,380 --> 01:15:02,300 Like, dude, you know how many of those I ate? 2482 01:15:02,300 --> 01:15:05,260 I had about five of those every day of the week. 2483 01:15:05,260 --> 01:15:05,860 Five of what? 2484 01:15:05,860 --> 01:15:07,260 I mean, my bad. 2485 01:15:07,260 --> 01:15:09,220 I would eat those M&M's. 2486 01:15:09,220 --> 01:15:12,340 Do you have a whole bag a day? 2487 01:15:12,340 --> 01:15:13,740 I tried not to, man. 2488 01:15:13,740 --> 01:15:14,980 I really tried not to. 2489 01:15:14,980 --> 01:15:16,820 But that's how it happened. 2490 01:15:16,820 --> 01:15:18,260 You eat them while you're working? 2491 01:15:18,260 --> 01:15:19,700 No, I'm talking about when I was at the house. 2492 01:15:19,700 --> 01:15:21,540 I brought them home, and I was like, let me get a couple. 2493 01:15:21,540 --> 01:15:22,700 Playing the game, watching TV, just popping them home. 2494 01:15:22,700 --> 01:15:23,020 Yep. 2495 01:15:23,020 --> 01:15:24,900 And then I'm like, damn, they're gone. 2496 01:15:24,900 --> 01:15:27,060 Do you guys eat around the chocolate 2497 01:15:27,060 --> 01:15:29,540 and try to get the peanut whole? 2498 01:15:29,540 --> 01:15:30,460 Sometimes, yeah. 2499 01:15:30,460 --> 01:15:33,700 If I want to play with it a little. 2500 01:15:33,700 --> 01:15:35,140 Little game, you know what I mean? 2501 01:15:35,140 --> 01:15:36,340 Uh-huh. 2502 01:15:36,340 --> 01:15:40,100 Sometimes I'll half it and just have the peanut sticking out 2503 01:15:40,100 --> 01:15:43,420 and pretend like I'm Dan Price and just get up in there. 2504 01:15:43,420 --> 01:15:45,860 Man, respect. 2505 01:15:45,860 --> 01:15:47,860 Don't tell Dan secrets of it. 2506 01:15:47,860 --> 01:15:49,860 I was just saying, I was just saying he eats chocolate. 2507 01:15:49,860 --> 01:15:51,300 What's your favorite M&M? 2508 01:15:51,300 --> 01:15:53,260 My favorite M&M? 2509 01:15:53,260 --> 01:15:54,300 Well, peanut M&M. 2510 01:15:54,300 --> 01:15:55,380 Oh, just peanuts? 2511 01:15:55,380 --> 01:15:55,900 What you got? 2512 01:15:55,900 --> 01:15:56,900 Did you just judge me? 2513 01:15:56,900 --> 01:15:57,420 Peanut. 2514 01:15:57,420 --> 01:15:57,940 Peanut. 2515 01:15:57,940 --> 01:15:59,300 No, actually peanut butter. 2516 01:15:59,300 --> 01:16:00,140 Peanut butter? 2517 01:16:00,140 --> 01:16:01,180 Yeah, that's a good one, too. 2518 01:16:01,180 --> 01:16:02,460 Brandon's fucking dizzying me. 2519 01:16:02,460 --> 01:16:03,860 No, man, dude, you're good. 2520 01:16:03,860 --> 01:16:05,940 Peanut butter. 2521 01:16:05,940 --> 01:16:07,660 Well, I didn't try it yet because I was like, 2522 01:16:07,660 --> 01:16:09,380 that's too fucking risky right now. 2523 01:16:09,380 --> 01:16:10,380 It's buying one, getting one free. 2524 01:16:10,380 --> 01:16:11,340 You got a bunch of M&M's. 2525 01:16:11,340 --> 01:16:12,780 They have peanut butter and jelly. 2526 01:16:12,780 --> 01:16:13,860 Ooh. 2527 01:16:13,860 --> 01:16:14,500 Did you know that? 2528 01:16:14,500 --> 01:16:15,940 I think I'd be down for that. 2529 01:16:15,940 --> 01:16:17,620 What, grape jelly, I'm guessing? 2530 01:16:17,620 --> 01:16:18,900 I think so. 2531 01:16:18,900 --> 01:16:19,780 We should try them. 2532 01:16:19,780 --> 01:16:21,380 We should. 2533 01:16:21,380 --> 01:16:23,500 Yeah, I'm down for that. 2534 01:16:23,500 --> 01:16:25,660 They have dark chocolate peanut M&M's, 2535 01:16:25,660 --> 01:16:27,220 but you can only buy them online, 2536 01:16:27,220 --> 01:16:28,500 and they're always sold out. 2537 01:16:28,500 --> 01:16:30,180 I don't like those, though. 2538 01:16:30,180 --> 01:16:30,700 I never have. 2539 01:16:30,700 --> 01:16:31,460 I don't like dark chocolate. 2540 01:16:31,460 --> 01:16:32,620 I love dark chocolate, dude. 2541 01:16:32,620 --> 01:16:33,340 I can't talk. 2542 01:16:33,340 --> 01:16:35,540 Diver. 2543 01:16:35,540 --> 01:16:37,300 That's why I've always liked Brandon more than you do. 2544 01:16:37,300 --> 01:16:38,300 See, look at that, Diver. 2545 01:16:38,300 --> 01:16:39,500 See, I respect that. 2546 01:16:39,500 --> 01:16:39,980 Understandable. 2547 01:16:39,980 --> 01:16:40,500 Respect that. 2548 01:16:40,500 --> 01:16:42,300 You got milk chocolate, dark chocolate. 2549 01:16:42,300 --> 01:16:43,260 OK, all right. 2550 01:16:43,260 --> 01:16:44,260 Need some caramel. 2551 01:16:44,260 --> 01:16:45,700 Caramel, ooh. 2552 01:16:45,700 --> 01:16:46,540 Can't go wrong with caramel. 2553 01:16:46,540 --> 01:16:48,380 Got a fucking tiramisu over here. 2554 01:16:48,380 --> 01:16:49,700 Yeah, man. 2555 01:16:49,700 --> 01:16:51,300 And a swirl almost. 2556 01:16:51,300 --> 01:16:52,980 And a swirl almost, if you look at it. 2557 01:16:55,780 --> 01:16:56,780 Actually, it is going. 2558 01:16:56,780 --> 01:16:57,580 Yes, it is. 2559 01:16:57,580 --> 01:16:58,300 No, he's right. 2560 01:16:58,300 --> 01:17:02,900 It's going the widest, not as wide. 2561 01:17:02,900 --> 01:17:06,140 Me, and then Brandon. 2562 01:17:06,140 --> 01:17:08,940 And then Shay. 2563 01:17:08,940 --> 01:17:10,220 Thought you didn't like Jews, man. 2564 01:17:10,220 --> 01:17:10,700 What? 2565 01:17:10,700 --> 01:17:11,340 Not me? 2566 01:17:11,340 --> 01:17:11,900 No, you don't. 2567 01:17:11,900 --> 01:17:12,940 I love black people, man. 2568 01:17:12,940 --> 01:17:14,260 Thank you, man. 2569 01:17:14,260 --> 01:17:15,460 I like the Jews, though, too. 2570 01:17:15,460 --> 01:17:15,700 Thank you. 2571 01:17:15,700 --> 01:17:16,340 I'm just kidding. 2572 01:17:16,340 --> 01:17:16,860 I know. 2573 01:17:16,860 --> 01:17:20,660 Since Mark Viola showed me the ways. 2574 01:17:20,660 --> 01:17:21,220 Oh, yeah, man. 2575 01:17:21,220 --> 01:17:24,380 After your lecture of shock therapy. 2576 01:17:24,380 --> 01:17:27,540 I think you're finally hitting on what Mark was asking about. 2577 01:17:27,540 --> 01:17:28,420 Yes. 2578 01:17:28,420 --> 01:17:29,220 Oh, yeah. 2579 01:17:29,220 --> 01:17:30,380 The shades. 2580 01:17:30,380 --> 01:17:31,420 The shades. 2581 01:17:31,420 --> 01:17:33,220 But see, that's what I thought he was asking. 2582 01:17:33,220 --> 01:17:36,980 But when we kept on asking him, he's just like this. 2583 01:17:36,980 --> 01:17:41,060 I think he was saying, Brandon, do you look at me different 2584 01:17:41,060 --> 01:17:42,380 because I'm light skinned? 2585 01:17:42,380 --> 01:17:43,740 And then, right? 2586 01:17:43,740 --> 01:17:45,660 I still don't know. 2587 01:17:45,660 --> 01:17:47,460 We'll talk about it every episode. 2588 01:17:47,460 --> 01:17:47,980 Yeah. 2589 01:17:47,980 --> 01:17:48,500 Yeah. 2590 01:17:48,500 --> 01:17:49,500 Mm-hmm. 2591 01:17:49,500 --> 01:17:50,500 And he'll just be at home. 2592 01:17:50,500 --> 01:17:51,500 Well, he doesn't watch. 2593 01:17:51,500 --> 01:17:52,500 But he'll be at home. 2594 01:17:52,500 --> 01:17:53,500 Yeah. 2595 01:17:53,500 --> 01:17:55,300 He doesn't watch. 2596 01:17:55,300 --> 01:17:58,260 I love he also doesn't pay for shows when he goes to them. 2597 01:17:58,260 --> 01:17:58,900 Of course. 2598 01:17:58,900 --> 01:17:59,900 Yeah. 2599 01:17:59,900 --> 01:18:01,140 Why would you do that? 2600 01:18:01,140 --> 01:18:03,660 He said, I don't ask any of you guys to pay for my shows 2601 01:18:03,660 --> 01:18:04,260 when you come. 2602 01:18:04,260 --> 01:18:06,260 I'm like, never once. 2603 01:18:06,260 --> 01:18:08,340 Never once did Mark Viola say, I'm on a show, guys. 2604 01:18:08,340 --> 01:18:09,340 Yeah, man. 2605 01:18:09,340 --> 01:18:12,620 Find out the next day. 2606 01:18:12,620 --> 01:18:14,260 Well, Jack, we love you, baby boy. 2607 01:18:14,260 --> 01:18:15,340 Love you guys, too. 2608 01:18:15,340 --> 01:18:16,340 Love you, man. 2609 01:18:16,340 --> 01:18:17,340 So next year, man. 2610 01:18:17,340 --> 01:18:18,340 Merry Christmas. 2611 01:18:18,340 --> 01:18:19,340 Thank you for everything, big dog. 2612 01:18:19,340 --> 01:18:20,340 Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, all that. 2613 01:18:20,340 --> 01:18:21,340 All of them. 2614 01:18:21,340 --> 01:18:22,340 All of them. 2615 01:18:22,340 --> 01:18:23,340 Yes. 2616 01:18:23,340 --> 01:18:24,340 I know those men. 2617 01:18:24,340 --> 01:18:25,340 I say that at my job, too, every time. 2618 01:18:25,340 --> 01:18:26,340 Oh, you do? 2619 01:18:26,340 --> 01:18:27,340 You got to say all of them? 2620 01:18:27,340 --> 01:18:28,340 Oh, no, you don't have to. 2621 01:18:28,340 --> 01:18:29,340 Everybody just says, happy holidays, man, Christmas. 2622 01:18:29,340 --> 01:18:30,340 But sometimes I'll be like, happy Hanukkah. 2623 01:18:30,340 --> 01:18:33,340 Have a good one. 2624 01:18:33,340 --> 01:18:34,340 You do that to just random people you don't know? 2625 01:18:34,340 --> 01:18:35,340 Yeah. 2626 01:18:35,340 --> 01:18:36,340 Are you trying to identify them? 2627 01:18:36,340 --> 01:18:37,340 Are you like, oh, this is a Jew? 2628 01:18:37,340 --> 01:18:38,340 I'm going to say happy Hanukkah. 2629 01:18:38,340 --> 01:18:39,340 I just mix it up. 2630 01:18:39,340 --> 01:18:40,340 I just mix it up. 2631 01:18:40,340 --> 01:18:45,340 I'm talking about happy Hanukkah. 2632 01:18:45,340 --> 01:18:46,340 Kwanzaa. 2633 01:18:46,340 --> 01:18:47,340 All right, guys, we're out. 2634 01:18:47,340 --> 01:18:48,340 Merry Christmas. 2635 01:18:48,340 --> 01:18:49,340 Thank you. 2636 01:18:49,340 --> 01:18:50,340 Merry Christmas, guys. 2637 01:18:50,340 --> 01:18:51,340 Ho, ho, ho. 2638 01:18:51,340 --> 01:18:54,340 What is this, a German chimney cake? 2639 01:18:54,340 --> 01:18:57,340 Germans with a chimney cake? 2640 01:18:57,340 --> 01:19:00,340 That's a little... 2641 01:19:00,340 --> 01:19:04,340 Is this a Cinnabon? 2642 01:19:04,340 --> 01:19:05,340 Cinnabon. 2643 01:19:05,340 --> 01:19:06,340 All right. 2644 01:19:06,340 --> 01:19:10,340 So we got here called, what's it called again? 2645 01:19:10,340 --> 01:19:11,340 It's the chimney cake. 2646 01:19:11,340 --> 01:19:12,340 The chimney cake. 2647 01:19:12,340 --> 01:19:13,340 You didn't like it? 2648 01:19:13,340 --> 01:19:14,340 No. 2649 01:19:14,340 --> 01:19:15,340 I had like a Broadworth earlier, it started to fuck me up horribly. 2650 01:19:15,340 --> 01:19:16,340 What the fuck did you all get? 2651 01:19:16,340 --> 01:19:17,340 And then an alcoholic, hot chocolate dip, a friend passed by. 2652 01:19:17,340 --> 01:19:18,340 Where the hell did you all go? 2653 01:19:18,340 --> 01:19:19,340 What was that place? 2654 01:19:19,340 --> 01:19:20,340 The first place we stopped was a Broadworth place, because it looked quick. 2655 01:19:20,340 --> 01:19:21,340 So you were to get a thing for Pat to try. 2656 01:19:21,340 --> 01:19:22,340 We've been sitting here waiting. 2657 01:19:22,340 --> 01:19:23,340 It wasn't that dark. 2658 01:19:23,340 --> 01:19:24,340 That's not okay. 2659 01:19:24,340 --> 01:19:25,340 But we got good food. 2660 01:19:25,340 --> 01:19:26,340 I still have a good food. 2661 01:19:26,340 --> 01:19:27,340 I still have a good food. 2662 01:19:27,340 --> 01:19:28,340 I still have a good food. 2663 01:19:28,340 --> 01:19:29,340 I still have a good food. 2664 01:19:29,340 --> 01:19:30,340 I still have a good food. 2665 01:19:30,340 --> 01:19:31,340 I still have a good food. 2666 01:19:31,340 --> 01:19:38,340 So the pork is not letting me get inside, so I'm going to just bite this motherfucker. 2667 01:19:38,340 --> 01:19:39,340 Wow. 2668 01:19:39,340 --> 01:19:40,340 Pretty good. 2669 01:19:40,340 --> 01:19:41,340 Pretty good. 2670 01:19:41,340 --> 01:19:42,340 It's like a fat ass churro. 2671 01:19:42,340 --> 01:19:45,340 I still can't get over the fact they called it a chimney cake. 2672 01:19:45,340 --> 01:19:46,340 I know, right? 2673 01:19:46,340 --> 01:19:49,340 Hey, no black shit on it. 2674 01:19:49,340 --> 01:19:50,340 German's chimney cake. 2675 01:19:50,340 --> 01:19:53,340 We might as well get a little more of that. 2676 01:19:53,340 --> 01:19:54,340 I know. 2677 01:19:54,340 --> 01:19:55,340 I know. 2678 01:19:55,340 --> 01:19:56,340 I know. 2679 01:19:56,340 --> 01:19:57,340 I know. 2680 01:19:57,340 --> 01:19:58,340 I know. 2681 01:19:58,340 --> 01:19:59,340 I know. 2682 01:19:59,340 --> 01:20:00,340 I know. 2683 01:20:00,340 --> 01:20:01,340 I know. 2684 01:20:01,340 --> 01:20:02,340 They don't have chimney? 2685 01:20:02,340 --> 01:20:03,340 They don't have chimney? 2686 01:20:03,340 --> 01:20:04,340 Can I be nice and donate this to a kind fellow here? 2687 01:20:04,340 --> 01:20:05,340 Even though it's a Christmas spirit. 2688 01:20:05,340 --> 01:20:06,340 Yes. 2689 01:20:06,340 --> 01:20:07,340 Anybody want to try the chimney cake? 2690 01:20:07,340 --> 01:20:08,340 What is it, Lieutenant? 2691 01:20:08,340 --> 01:20:17,340 Mike GPT, how do you make German chimney cake? 2692 01:20:17,340 --> 01:20:20,340 To make Germany, Germany chicken... damn. 2693 01:20:20,340 --> 01:20:25,340 To make Germany chimney cakes, you know what I'm saying? 2694 01:20:25,340 --> 01:20:30,340 And then it had some yeast, some flour, bacon soda and shit. 2695 01:20:31,340 --> 01:20:36,340 Cake, sourdough, sweet cake, sourdough, 2696 01:20:36,420 --> 01:20:39,540 bubble luscious, custard pie cream, sweet cake. 2697 01:20:39,540 --> 01:20:41,140 Number one, you gotta be white. 2698 01:20:41,140 --> 01:20:43,340 Cause ain't no nigga making no chimney cakes. 2699 01:20:43,340 --> 01:20:44,180 Know what I'm saying? 2700 01:20:44,180 --> 01:20:45,820 We smoke chimneys and shit. 2701 01:20:45,820 --> 01:20:47,380 We make a blunt. 2702 01:20:47,380 --> 01:20:50,500 But the chimney, black folks don't deal with chimneys 2703 01:20:50,500 --> 01:20:52,320 and Mexicans, they build them. 2704 01:20:52,320 --> 01:20:55,080 You know, number one, you gotta be number two, 2705 01:20:55,080 --> 01:20:56,400 cause I said number one. 2706 01:20:56,400 --> 01:20:58,840 Number two, you gotta be a weed smoker. 2707 01:20:58,840 --> 01:21:01,760 They gotta be on some type of, no, German smoke hash. 2708 01:21:01,760 --> 01:21:03,800 And that's how they came up with the German chimney cake. 2709 01:21:03,800 --> 01:21:08,800 They started in the backwoods of a small town in Germany. 2710 01:21:11,040 --> 01:21:13,240 Somewhere like Switzer Kar. 2711 01:21:13,240 --> 01:21:15,320 That's a new name, Switzer Kar. 2712 01:21:15,320 --> 01:21:19,680 Cause I don't know the name of no German towns and cities. 2713 01:21:20,600 --> 01:21:21,800 Merry Christmas everybody. 2714 01:21:21,800 --> 01:21:23,040 Merry Christmas. 2715 01:21:23,040 --> 01:21:24,200 Happy Honda days. 2716 01:21:24,200 --> 01:21:25,200 Hell yeah. 2717 01:21:25,200 --> 01:21:26,840 And Hanukkah, Kwanzaa. 2718 01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:28,520 Yep, what else we got? 2719 01:21:28,520 --> 01:21:29,360 I know you know some of your- 2720 01:21:29,360 --> 01:21:30,200 Merry Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa. 2721 01:21:30,200 --> 01:21:33,920 Whatever the Flying Spaghetti Monster people celebrate. 2722 01:21:33,920 --> 01:21:34,920 The fuck is that? 2723 01:21:34,920 --> 01:21:35,760 Krampus. 2724 01:21:35,760 --> 01:21:36,720 It's a religion. 2725 01:21:36,720 --> 01:21:37,800 No, it's different. 2726 01:21:37,800 --> 01:21:38,640 Oh. 2727 01:21:38,640 --> 01:21:39,480 Yeah. 2728 01:21:40,880 --> 01:21:42,800 I'm just throwing it all out there. 2729 01:21:42,800 --> 01:21:47,040 I wanna say I'm very against mall Santa Claus. 2730 01:21:47,040 --> 01:21:49,080 Out of all the things that have been canceled, 2731 01:21:49,080 --> 01:21:52,240 that makes the most sense to cancel out everything. 2732 01:21:52,240 --> 01:21:54,880 It's a guy that signs up to have kids sit on his lap 2733 01:21:54,880 --> 01:21:55,960 and whisper in his ear. 2734 01:21:55,960 --> 01:21:57,280 He's not a normal guy. 2735 01:21:57,280 --> 01:21:58,600 Not at all. 2736 01:21:58,600 --> 01:22:00,680 That is not a regular dude doing that. 2737 01:22:00,680 --> 01:22:01,960 I'm with you, JJ. 2738 01:22:01,960 --> 01:22:03,360 Anything to cancel? 2739 01:22:03,360 --> 01:22:04,360 Hell yeah. 2740 01:22:04,360 --> 01:22:05,200 That's, let's- 2741 01:22:05,200 --> 01:22:06,020 Look at the photos. 2742 01:22:06,020 --> 01:22:07,200 All the kids are crying. 2743 01:22:07,200 --> 01:22:08,040 Yep. 2744 01:22:08,040 --> 01:22:08,860 It's weird. 2745 01:22:08,860 --> 01:22:09,880 Because it's a big strange old man. 2746 01:22:09,880 --> 01:22:11,400 But he's nice and he's Santa-y. 2747 01:22:11,400 --> 01:22:13,320 And he has an erection. 2748 01:22:13,320 --> 01:22:14,160 Yeah. 2749 01:22:14,160 --> 01:22:15,000 You know? 2750 01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:15,840 Yeah. 2751 01:22:15,840 --> 01:22:20,840 This sounds like the voice of experience, JJ. 2752 01:22:20,880 --> 01:22:22,360 Did Santa hurt you at the mall? 2753 01:22:22,360 --> 01:22:23,800 I'm not gonna speak on that. 2754 01:22:24,960 --> 01:22:26,720 But I do believe in this wholeheartedly. 2755 01:22:26,720 --> 01:22:27,640 That's weird. 2756 01:22:27,640 --> 01:22:28,480 It is. 2757 01:22:28,480 --> 01:22:29,440 It is now that you say it like that. 2758 01:22:29,440 --> 01:22:32,280 I never even considered it like that. 2759 01:22:32,280 --> 01:22:34,840 It's almost as weird as when you force your children 2760 01:22:34,840 --> 01:22:36,560 to kiss their aunts and uncles. 2761 01:22:36,560 --> 01:22:37,400 Oh, hell yeah. 2762 01:22:37,400 --> 01:22:38,240 You shouldn't do that. 2763 01:22:38,240 --> 01:22:39,080 Oh, no. 2764 01:22:39,080 --> 01:22:39,920 Yeah. 2765 01:22:39,920 --> 01:22:40,760 Yeah. 2766 01:22:40,760 --> 01:22:43,760 Tom Brady, he forcefully kisses his son. 2767 01:22:43,760 --> 01:22:44,600 That, yeah. 2768 01:22:44,600 --> 01:22:45,420 That now- 2769 01:22:45,420 --> 01:22:47,080 I usually don't talk about people, nigga, 2770 01:22:47,080 --> 01:22:48,000 but he got up in there. 2771 01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:50,040 That's weird. 2772 01:22:50,040 --> 01:22:52,520 I mean, Tom, you are the goat, but you know. 2773 01:22:52,520 --> 01:22:53,360 Yeah. 2774 01:22:53,360 --> 01:22:55,560 A kid was like 11 or something like that? 2775 01:22:55,560 --> 01:22:57,280 Older than they should've really. 2776 01:22:57,280 --> 01:22:58,120 Damn. 2777 01:22:58,120 --> 01:22:59,760 See, I'm out of the loop on this one. 2778 01:22:59,760 --> 01:23:00,600 Me too. 2779 01:23:00,600 --> 01:23:01,800 Look up Tom Brady kissing his son. 2780 01:23:01,800 --> 01:23:02,760 Well. 2781 01:23:02,760 --> 01:23:03,600 I got you. 2782 01:23:03,600 --> 01:23:04,420 Maybe. 2783 01:23:04,420 --> 01:23:05,260 Happy holidays. 2784 01:23:05,260 --> 01:23:06,440 Tom Brady. 2785 01:23:06,440 --> 01:23:08,560 He got that mall Santa up there quick. 2786 01:23:08,560 --> 01:23:09,560 Brandon is on it. 2787 01:23:09,560 --> 01:23:10,400 Oh, yeah. 2788 01:23:10,400 --> 01:23:11,240 Hold it. 2789 01:23:11,240 --> 01:23:13,840 Tom Brady kissing his son. 2790 01:23:13,840 --> 01:23:14,680 Oh, hell. 2791 01:23:14,680 --> 01:23:16,720 Well, just, you know, just go through a couple pictures. 2792 01:23:16,720 --> 01:23:17,560 Let us see what we got. 2793 01:23:17,560 --> 01:23:18,880 Oh, no, man. 2794 01:23:18,880 --> 01:23:19,720 What the hell? 2795 01:23:19,720 --> 01:23:20,560 I'm sorry. 2796 01:23:20,560 --> 01:23:21,400 You didn't do that with your daddy? 2797 01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:22,240 Hell no. 2798 01:23:22,240 --> 01:23:23,060 Pop on. 2799 01:23:23,060 --> 01:23:23,900 Man, dude, no, no. 2800 01:23:23,900 --> 01:23:24,740 I didn't do that. 2801 01:23:24,740 --> 01:23:25,560 How old that kid? 2802 01:23:25,560 --> 01:23:26,400 Too old. 2803 01:23:26,400 --> 01:23:27,240 This is wrong. 2804 01:23:27,240 --> 01:23:28,560 I thought that was fake. 2805 01:23:28,560 --> 01:23:29,400 Go back to that picture. 2806 01:23:29,400 --> 01:23:32,240 I thought that was 100% fake. 2807 01:23:32,240 --> 01:23:33,080 This is wrong. 2808 01:23:33,080 --> 01:23:33,920 It's fucked. 2809 01:23:33,920 --> 01:23:34,760 Yeah, that's- 2810 01:23:34,760 --> 01:23:35,600 I should've never brought this. 2811 01:23:35,600 --> 01:23:36,440 Yeah, you should have. 2812 01:23:36,440 --> 01:23:37,280 But this is a Christmas episode. 2813 01:23:37,280 --> 01:23:38,120 I don't like this. 2814 01:23:38,120 --> 01:23:38,960 But that's- 2815 01:23:38,960 --> 01:23:39,800 Well, I was thinking about that. 2816 01:23:39,800 --> 01:23:42,300 Well, I was thinking about family. 2817 01:23:42,300 --> 01:23:47,300 You would hate this, but I mean, it's feet. 2818 01:23:48,200 --> 01:23:49,080 All together. 2819 01:23:49,080 --> 01:23:50,600 That's his feet and the kid's feet. 2820 01:23:50,600 --> 01:23:51,960 That's not right. 2821 01:23:51,960 --> 01:23:53,200 That's the worst one. 2822 01:23:53,200 --> 01:23:54,240 This is all bad. 2823 01:23:54,240 --> 01:23:55,080 Really? 2824 01:23:55,080 --> 01:23:55,900 No, okay. 2825 01:23:55,900 --> 01:23:56,740 You know what? 2826 01:23:56,740 --> 01:23:57,560 Yeah, the first feet's not the worst one. 2827 01:23:57,560 --> 01:23:59,280 I think this is all bad, but this is even worse. 2828 01:23:59,280 --> 01:24:00,240 Like, why the fuck? 2829 01:24:00,240 --> 01:24:01,800 He loves his child, Brandon. 2830 01:24:01,800 --> 01:24:02,640 How dare you? 2831 01:24:02,640 --> 01:24:04,720 Okay, dude, I cannot like that, man. 2832 01:24:04,720 --> 01:24:05,560 Yeah. 2833 01:24:06,840 --> 01:24:08,840 So, does anybody have anything else? 2834 01:24:08,840 --> 01:24:10,520 How you been, Kil? 2835 01:24:10,520 --> 01:24:11,700 Happy holidays. 2836 01:24:13,280 --> 01:24:14,560 I'm good, how are y'all? 2837 01:24:14,560 --> 01:24:16,720 All right, what y'all got going on with shenanigans? 2838 01:24:16,720 --> 01:24:17,560 Oh man, everything. 2839 01:24:17,560 --> 01:24:19,560 It's all kind of shit for holidays. 2840 01:24:19,560 --> 01:24:22,760 When this comes up, when this airs, 2841 01:24:22,760 --> 01:24:24,080 the one thing I'm gonna tell you 2842 01:24:24,080 --> 01:24:27,800 is you need to jump online, huntsvillelife.com, 2843 01:24:27,800 --> 01:24:30,720 grab some tickets for the roast of 2024. 2844 01:24:30,720 --> 01:24:33,920 It is gonna be so fucking good. 2845 01:24:33,920 --> 01:24:34,820 What day is that? 2846 01:24:34,820 --> 01:24:36,520 It's Saturday the 28th. 2847 01:24:37,560 --> 01:24:38,400 I think I'll be here. 2848 01:24:38,400 --> 01:24:39,440 You need to be here. 2849 01:24:39,440 --> 01:24:40,680 Everybody needs to be there. 2850 01:24:40,680 --> 01:24:42,120 And you need to get your tickets ahead of time 2851 01:24:42,120 --> 01:24:43,800 because it almost always sells out. 2852 01:24:43,800 --> 01:24:44,640 Yeah. 2853 01:24:44,640 --> 01:24:47,120 Look at Kil over here selling out the big room. 2854 01:24:47,120 --> 01:24:49,160 To a boss, I feel you, y'all saying gangsta shit. 2855 01:24:49,160 --> 01:24:52,000 I'm gonna host as the Constitution. 2856 01:24:52,000 --> 01:24:52,840 Okay. 2857 01:24:52,840 --> 01:24:57,840 Yep, but we have Trump, Biden, Harris, JD Vance. 2858 01:24:59,240 --> 01:25:00,080 Oh shit. 2859 01:25:00,080 --> 01:25:01,640 We have Ray Gunn. 2860 01:25:02,520 --> 01:25:05,080 We have Chapel Roan. 2861 01:25:05,080 --> 01:25:07,760 We have the South Star Music Festival. 2862 01:25:07,760 --> 01:25:08,960 I mean, the list goes on. 2863 01:25:08,960 --> 01:25:10,040 That's a person? 2864 01:25:10,040 --> 01:25:13,160 Well, they're personifying that dumpster fire 2865 01:25:13,160 --> 01:25:15,400 that was the South Star Music Festival. 2866 01:25:15,400 --> 01:25:17,080 Oh, okay, okay, okay. 2867 01:25:17,080 --> 01:25:18,480 But it's a good time. 2868 01:25:18,480 --> 01:25:20,400 Hell yeah, who's playing Trump? 2869 01:25:21,600 --> 01:25:22,600 Ogre. 2870 01:25:22,600 --> 01:25:24,360 God, hey, people come out. 2871 01:25:24,360 --> 01:25:25,200 Ogre is bringing back his Trump. 2872 01:25:25,200 --> 01:25:26,200 It's gonna be rowdy. 2873 01:25:26,200 --> 01:25:27,960 Scott Curtis is doing Biden. 2874 01:25:29,480 --> 01:25:30,320 About the same age. 2875 01:25:30,320 --> 01:25:32,360 Tammy Jones is Kamala Harris. 2876 01:25:32,360 --> 01:25:33,520 Oh shit. 2877 01:25:33,520 --> 01:25:35,040 Yep, it's gonna be a good time. 2878 01:25:35,040 --> 01:25:36,280 You can get a hold of Tammy, huh? 2879 01:25:36,280 --> 01:25:37,960 Nobody else can. 2880 01:25:37,960 --> 01:25:40,320 People answer when I call them. 2881 01:25:40,320 --> 01:25:41,400 I don't know what to tell you. 2882 01:25:41,400 --> 01:25:43,280 You guys can speak for yourself. 2883 01:25:45,440 --> 01:25:47,720 JJ's all up in the dims. 2884 01:25:47,720 --> 01:25:48,560 I'm not. 2885 01:25:48,560 --> 01:25:49,400 I'm not. 2886 01:25:49,400 --> 01:25:50,240 She gonna get you. 2887 01:25:50,240 --> 01:25:51,080 I'm not. 2888 01:25:52,320 --> 01:25:54,160 He likes to talk about it. 2889 01:25:54,160 --> 01:25:56,160 Yeah, hell yeah. 2890 01:25:56,160 --> 01:25:58,000 So what about, where are you going? 2891 01:25:58,000 --> 01:26:00,560 I'm going back home to St. Louis, 2892 01:26:00,560 --> 01:26:03,880 and then I'm going to Austin for New Year's. 2893 01:26:03,880 --> 01:26:04,720 Okay. 2894 01:26:04,720 --> 01:26:05,560 Mm-hmm. 2895 01:26:05,560 --> 01:26:07,520 So you're gonna dip back in here for a few days 2896 01:26:07,520 --> 01:26:08,360 before you go? 2897 01:26:08,360 --> 01:26:09,360 Yeah, because I gotta go back to work 2898 01:26:09,360 --> 01:26:10,840 for like a day or two. 2899 01:26:10,840 --> 01:26:11,680 Oh, that sucks. 2900 01:26:11,680 --> 01:26:12,520 Yeah. 2901 01:26:12,520 --> 01:26:13,360 But I wouldn't stay in St. Louis. 2902 01:26:13,360 --> 01:26:14,760 Shit waits for no one though. 2903 01:26:14,760 --> 01:26:15,600 Mm-hmm. 2904 01:26:15,600 --> 01:26:16,440 True. 2905 01:26:16,440 --> 01:26:17,280 Hell yeah. 2906 01:26:17,280 --> 01:26:18,120 That's true. 2907 01:26:18,120 --> 01:26:18,960 Shit's real. 2908 01:26:18,960 --> 01:26:20,520 I mean, holiday shits are at the worst. 2909 01:26:20,520 --> 01:26:21,400 Oh, dude. 2910 01:26:21,400 --> 01:26:22,320 That's what I feel bad for, 2911 01:26:22,320 --> 01:26:23,600 because they have an on-call, 2912 01:26:23,600 --> 01:26:26,320 so everybody has to come in if somebody shit fucks up, 2913 01:26:26,320 --> 01:26:27,920 and you know people are dropping stinking. 2914 01:26:27,920 --> 01:26:29,880 That's what I'm saying, man. 2915 01:26:29,880 --> 01:26:31,600 I drop a good meme too. 2916 01:26:31,600 --> 01:26:34,040 I hate whenever you're so over somebody's house, 2917 01:26:34,040 --> 01:26:35,440 and they got one bathroom, 2918 01:26:35,440 --> 01:26:37,320 and you're about to blow that bitch the fuck up. 2919 01:26:37,320 --> 01:26:38,160 You know what I mean? 2920 01:26:38,160 --> 01:26:39,560 Shit's gonna be coming out the doors 2921 01:26:39,560 --> 01:26:41,120 if you don't have spray in there. 2922 01:26:41,120 --> 01:26:41,960 Yeah. 2923 01:26:41,960 --> 01:26:44,320 I clocked in to work 25 minutes late today, 2924 01:26:44,320 --> 01:26:47,040 and immediately went to the bathroom right after I clocked in. 2925 01:26:47,040 --> 01:26:47,880 Damn, man. 2926 01:26:47,880 --> 01:26:48,720 I mean, just liquid. 2927 01:26:48,720 --> 01:26:50,840 It's important to shit on the clock. 2928 01:26:50,840 --> 01:26:51,680 It is. 2929 01:26:51,680 --> 01:26:52,520 You know? 2930 01:26:52,520 --> 01:26:53,960 Yes, I do believe in freedom. 2931 01:26:53,960 --> 01:26:54,800 Me too. 2932 01:26:54,800 --> 01:26:55,640 So I'll show up when I show up. 2933 01:26:55,640 --> 01:26:56,880 And get paid for shit. 2934 01:26:56,880 --> 01:26:58,320 And I got a shit, dude. 2935 01:26:58,320 --> 01:26:59,160 Me too. 2936 01:26:59,160 --> 01:27:00,480 Now my question is, 2937 01:27:00,480 --> 01:27:03,360 did that same mentality apply 2938 01:27:03,360 --> 01:27:06,320 before you were working your two week notice? 2939 01:27:06,320 --> 01:27:07,160 Yeah. 2940 01:27:07,160 --> 01:27:08,000 Yeah. 2941 01:27:08,000 --> 01:27:09,080 I was personality higher. 2942 01:27:09,080 --> 01:27:10,880 I don't know how I had that job. 2943 01:27:11,840 --> 01:27:12,720 It's insane. 2944 01:27:12,720 --> 01:27:14,560 But shout out my coworkers though. 2945 01:27:14,560 --> 01:27:17,040 They got me these pants and this sweatshirt. 2946 01:27:17,040 --> 01:27:20,440 My whole outfit today is brought to you by my coworkers. 2947 01:27:20,440 --> 01:27:22,840 I went out with them last night, 2948 01:27:22,840 --> 01:27:24,720 and I didn't buy them gifts. 2949 01:27:24,720 --> 01:27:27,400 I got them cards, and I put money in there. 2950 01:27:27,400 --> 01:27:29,600 I bought one of them a sympathy card. 2951 01:27:29,600 --> 01:27:30,840 Are you their grandfather? 2952 01:27:30,840 --> 01:27:33,600 Just like it. 2953 01:27:33,600 --> 01:27:35,080 I'm in a car with money in it. 2954 01:27:35,080 --> 01:27:36,120 Anyway, go ahead, sorry. 2955 01:27:36,120 --> 01:27:37,680 I got one of them a sympathy card. 2956 01:27:37,680 --> 01:27:40,040 It was like, sorry for your loss or whatever. 2957 01:27:40,040 --> 01:27:42,000 I was the loss, cause I'm leaving. 2958 01:27:42,000 --> 01:27:44,080 And I was like, the pleasure was all yours. 2959 01:27:44,080 --> 01:27:44,920 Kill yourself. 2960 01:27:44,920 --> 01:27:46,280 That's what I wrote in the card. 2961 01:27:46,280 --> 01:27:47,360 I gave it to her. 2962 01:27:47,360 --> 01:27:48,720 She opened it. 2963 01:27:48,720 --> 01:27:49,560 She liked it. 2964 01:27:49,560 --> 01:27:50,880 And then the other one. 2965 01:27:50,880 --> 01:27:51,960 She liked it. 2966 01:27:51,960 --> 01:27:53,040 How much money? 2967 01:27:53,040 --> 01:27:54,600 That was, oh, 50 bucks. 2968 01:27:54,600 --> 01:27:56,600 But the card was $7. 2969 01:27:56,600 --> 01:27:57,440 Geez, you were driving. 2970 01:27:57,440 --> 01:27:58,480 You were driving 50 spots, dude? 2971 01:27:58,480 --> 01:27:59,800 This ain't cheap, bro. 2972 01:27:59,800 --> 01:28:00,880 I didn't get y'all shit. 2973 01:28:00,880 --> 01:28:01,720 Don't worry. 2974 01:28:01,720 --> 01:28:03,040 Man, love you. 2975 01:28:03,040 --> 01:28:03,880 I'm here. 2976 01:28:03,880 --> 01:28:07,560 Okay, you do know that Dollar Tree sells cards, right? 2977 01:28:07,560 --> 01:28:10,720 I had to go right after work, and it was Walmart. 2978 01:28:10,720 --> 01:28:13,200 And there was no 98 cent sympathy cards. 2979 01:28:13,200 --> 01:28:16,520 And I'd be really fucked up to buy somebody one of those. 2980 01:28:16,520 --> 01:28:17,480 Wow, all right. 2981 01:28:17,480 --> 01:28:19,240 Another one, I got her like a little kid 2982 01:28:19,240 --> 01:28:20,880 Iron Man birthday card. 2983 01:28:20,880 --> 01:28:21,720 Nice. 2984 01:28:21,720 --> 01:28:22,560 And I wrote. 2985 01:28:22,560 --> 01:28:23,400 I respect that. 2986 01:28:23,400 --> 01:28:28,320 I wrote Iron Man goes pew pew. 2987 01:28:28,320 --> 01:28:30,440 And I said, please don't die alone. 2988 01:28:30,440 --> 01:28:31,960 The clock's ticking, because she's 30 2989 01:28:31,960 --> 01:28:33,720 and she doesn't have a husband or children, 2990 01:28:33,720 --> 01:28:34,800 and it really bothers her. 2991 01:28:34,800 --> 01:28:35,640 Oh my God. 2992 01:28:35,640 --> 01:28:37,480 And she laughed, but I could tell it hurt. 2993 01:28:37,480 --> 01:28:38,320 Damn. 2994 01:28:39,800 --> 01:28:41,520 Shout out, Liz and Ansley. 2995 01:28:42,800 --> 01:28:43,960 Thanks, guys. 2996 01:28:43,960 --> 01:28:44,800 She was. 2997 01:28:44,800 --> 01:28:45,640 It's been real. 2998 01:28:45,640 --> 01:28:46,480 Can I ask my next question? 2999 01:28:46,480 --> 01:28:47,800 So there were just two coworkers? 3000 01:28:47,800 --> 01:28:50,080 Yeah, the only two I'm really super close with. 3001 01:28:50,080 --> 01:28:51,600 Well, I was thinking you were dropping 50s 3002 01:28:51,600 --> 01:28:52,440 for the whole office. 3003 01:28:52,440 --> 01:28:53,280 Me too, man. 3004 01:28:53,280 --> 01:28:54,960 Oh yeah, that's what I thought you were saying. 3005 01:28:54,960 --> 01:28:56,040 They know what I get paid. 3006 01:28:56,040 --> 01:28:56,880 Okay. 3007 01:28:56,880 --> 01:28:58,120 Okay. 3008 01:28:58,120 --> 01:29:01,040 And I respect you talking earlier about how many, 3009 01:29:01,040 --> 01:29:02,680 how you had to take that dump, man. 3010 01:29:02,680 --> 01:29:03,520 Yeah. 3011 01:29:03,520 --> 01:29:04,360 That's your job, because that shit's real. 3012 01:29:04,360 --> 01:29:05,400 Like for the past couple of weeks, 3013 01:29:05,400 --> 01:29:08,440 I've been having a pandemic of that, or I have to. 3014 01:29:08,440 --> 01:29:11,560 Because my thing is, look, if I don't, it's gonna be bad. 3015 01:29:11,560 --> 01:29:13,280 I know I'm on the cash register, 3016 01:29:13,280 --> 01:29:15,680 but it's been like, what is this word called? 3017 01:29:15,680 --> 01:29:17,760 Diarrhea, every day. 3018 01:29:17,760 --> 01:29:18,600 Yeah. 3019 01:29:18,600 --> 01:29:19,440 Horribly. 3020 01:29:19,440 --> 01:29:20,280 I had it this morning. 3021 01:29:20,280 --> 01:29:21,640 Can I ask a clarifying question? 3022 01:29:21,640 --> 01:29:22,480 Yes. 3023 01:29:22,480 --> 01:29:24,960 Did you say you were having a pandemic of it? 3024 01:29:24,960 --> 01:29:26,800 Yes, it was going on for a while. 3025 01:29:26,800 --> 01:29:28,120 So it was affecting others. 3026 01:29:28,120 --> 01:29:28,960 I was about to say, you know. 3027 01:29:28,960 --> 01:29:29,800 Well, it's not affecting others, just affecting- 3028 01:29:29,800 --> 01:29:31,280 Pandemic means the entire world. 3029 01:29:31,280 --> 01:29:33,440 I take that, but it's been a pandemic for me. 3030 01:29:33,440 --> 01:29:34,280 Okay. 3031 01:29:34,280 --> 01:29:36,080 And my most and all personalities. 3032 01:29:36,080 --> 01:29:37,760 So then it's a brandemic. 3033 01:29:37,760 --> 01:29:38,600 Yes, brandemic. 3034 01:29:38,600 --> 01:29:39,440 Brandemic. 3035 01:29:39,440 --> 01:29:40,280 I get it. 3036 01:29:40,280 --> 01:29:41,120 Yeah, get it. 3037 01:29:41,120 --> 01:29:41,960 Brandemic. 3038 01:29:41,960 --> 01:29:42,800 I earned that one. 3039 01:29:42,800 --> 01:29:44,080 But I've been doing that, and it's bad now, 3040 01:29:44,080 --> 01:29:47,920 because now I was like for days farting all day too. 3041 01:29:47,920 --> 01:29:50,200 And I hate, like, dude, it was so bad. 3042 01:29:50,200 --> 01:29:52,560 Are you farting while you're checking people out? 3043 01:29:52,560 --> 01:29:54,200 Thankfully, no, I can hold it there. 3044 01:29:54,200 --> 01:29:56,320 But yesterday, I forgot where I was 3045 01:29:56,320 --> 01:29:58,440 because I was leaving the Ross's parking lot, 3046 01:29:58,440 --> 01:29:59,920 my bro, Nathan, shout out. 3047 01:29:59,920 --> 01:30:01,600 And we were in the parking lot, 3048 01:30:01,600 --> 01:30:03,720 and I just kept, like, farting. 3049 01:30:03,720 --> 01:30:04,800 It was bad. 3050 01:30:04,800 --> 01:30:06,600 And when I got in the middle of it, 3051 01:30:06,600 --> 01:30:09,800 this is when it got real, because I tried, 3052 01:30:09,800 --> 01:30:11,000 I was like, you know what, nobody around. 3053 01:30:11,000 --> 01:30:12,800 They not gonna really care. 3054 01:30:12,800 --> 01:30:14,640 So I did it, and then it was like, 3055 01:30:14,640 --> 01:30:16,680 you ever had a fart that was loud, 3056 01:30:16,680 --> 01:30:19,280 and it felt kind of, it felt like you were like, man. 3057 01:30:19,280 --> 01:30:20,120 You sure need it. 3058 01:30:20,120 --> 01:30:20,960 I should booty a little bit. 3059 01:30:20,960 --> 01:30:22,120 You felt good, you were like, I needed it. 3060 01:30:22,120 --> 01:30:24,440 So I just kept going, it got louder. 3061 01:30:24,440 --> 01:30:27,200 And I forgot where I was when I looked up. 3062 01:30:27,200 --> 01:30:30,240 Everybody, like this old dude was looking at me. 3063 01:30:30,240 --> 01:30:31,800 He was like, what the fuck? 3064 01:30:31,800 --> 01:30:34,080 And then the homeless dude in the wheelchair was like, 3065 01:30:34,080 --> 01:30:35,680 dude, scooting back and shit. 3066 01:30:35,680 --> 01:30:39,680 And I was like, damn, man, I forgot I was out here. 3067 01:30:40,800 --> 01:30:44,480 You were really brave to fart after having diarrhea. 3068 01:30:44,480 --> 01:30:46,080 I thought you were gonna tell us a short story. 3069 01:30:46,080 --> 01:30:48,040 Oh, no, no, it's just everybody heard it. 3070 01:30:48,040 --> 01:30:50,960 Like, I had looks, and it wasn't that loud. 3071 01:30:50,960 --> 01:30:52,920 And the Ross's parking lot next to Target. 3072 01:30:52,920 --> 01:30:54,760 Okay. 3073 01:30:54,760 --> 01:30:59,760 I wasn't gonna say this, but I did shit myself last week. 3074 01:31:00,680 --> 01:31:01,520 Uh-huh, shit. 3075 01:31:01,520 --> 01:31:02,640 Update. Do tell. 3076 01:31:02,640 --> 01:31:04,840 When I was sick as fuck. 3077 01:31:04,840 --> 01:31:06,360 I didn't go to- I'm sorry you were sick. 3078 01:31:06,360 --> 01:31:07,760 Oh, it was fine, you know. 3079 01:31:07,760 --> 01:31:10,880 But I didn't go to the doctor, 3080 01:31:10,880 --> 01:31:12,720 but I'm pretty sure I had the flu. 3081 01:31:12,720 --> 01:31:15,160 And it was the first day I could barely even move. 3082 01:31:15,160 --> 01:31:17,080 I just had to go to the mailbox, 3083 01:31:17,080 --> 01:31:20,400 and I was out there and coughed and sharted. 3084 01:31:20,400 --> 01:31:21,680 Oh, shit. 3085 01:31:21,680 --> 01:31:22,520 How much? 3086 01:31:22,520 --> 01:31:24,800 More than- 3087 01:31:24,800 --> 01:31:25,640 Oh my God, did it get- 3088 01:31:25,640 --> 01:31:27,720 Because it was still solid at that point. 3089 01:31:27,720 --> 01:31:28,560 Oh! 3090 01:31:28,560 --> 01:31:29,400 Yeah. 3091 01:31:29,400 --> 01:31:30,760 You sharted like a shit shit? 3092 01:31:30,760 --> 01:31:31,760 A log. 3093 01:31:31,760 --> 01:31:32,600 A log. 3094 01:31:32,600 --> 01:31:34,360 It was a soft log, it was a soft wood. 3095 01:31:34,360 --> 01:31:35,680 It was an elm, but you know. 3096 01:31:35,680 --> 01:31:37,520 It was a pine. 3097 01:31:38,560 --> 01:31:40,440 It was, yeah, it was bad. 3098 01:31:40,440 --> 01:31:43,040 And then I just threw the clothes away. 3099 01:31:43,040 --> 01:31:45,800 I was like, this isn't redeemable. 3100 01:31:45,800 --> 01:31:46,640 You know? 3101 01:31:46,640 --> 01:31:47,480 So it got in the- 3102 01:31:47,480 --> 01:31:50,720 Just laying down in the shower after you shit yourself. 3103 01:31:50,720 --> 01:31:52,920 And it's just one of those days, man. 3104 01:31:52,920 --> 01:31:54,760 Just feel terrible. 3105 01:31:54,760 --> 01:31:56,600 And then it was double XP weekend. 3106 01:31:56,600 --> 01:31:57,440 Oh, man. 3107 01:31:57,440 --> 01:31:58,280 Yeah. 3108 01:31:58,280 --> 01:31:59,360 You get any guns leveled up? 3109 01:31:59,360 --> 01:32:02,840 Yeah, I got the gold XM4 and gold AK. 3110 01:32:02,840 --> 01:32:04,960 Now I'm on the MS. 3111 01:32:04,960 --> 01:32:09,960 So, Kim, JJ's starting a gaming channel. 3112 01:32:10,360 --> 01:32:11,200 Oh, okay. 3113 01:32:11,200 --> 01:32:14,120 And whoever plays games will take part in it, 3114 01:32:14,120 --> 01:32:17,200 and he's getting his guns up for Call of Duty. 3115 01:32:17,200 --> 01:32:18,040 Yeah. 3116 01:32:18,040 --> 01:32:18,880 Okay. 3117 01:32:18,880 --> 01:32:19,720 Every time I'm playing, 3118 01:32:19,720 --> 01:32:22,320 I look on my friends list and Brandon's on the same mission 3119 01:32:22,320 --> 01:32:23,160 on the campaign. 3120 01:32:23,160 --> 01:32:24,000 Oh, yeah. 3121 01:32:24,000 --> 01:32:25,040 He's been- 3122 01:32:25,040 --> 01:32:26,480 By the way, I just beat it. 3123 01:32:26,480 --> 01:32:27,440 I'm on Cold War. 3124 01:32:27,440 --> 01:32:28,800 Yeah, I'm playing Cold War again. 3125 01:32:28,800 --> 01:32:29,640 Oh, shit. 3126 01:32:29,640 --> 01:32:31,600 Sadly, I had to take a break because the damn space 3127 01:32:31,600 --> 01:32:34,640 is too big, even though I got a whole big ass USB. 3128 01:32:34,640 --> 01:32:35,480 Hard drive. 3129 01:32:35,480 --> 01:32:36,840 Yeah, and it still doesn't work. 3130 01:32:36,840 --> 01:32:39,160 Even though I got like 800 gigabytes on there. 3131 01:32:39,160 --> 01:32:40,160 Unrelated question. 3132 01:32:40,160 --> 01:32:42,520 Brandon, why do you have a Hello My Name is Brandon- 3133 01:32:42,520 --> 01:32:45,000 Oh, I was at an event for my radio, 3134 01:32:45,000 --> 01:32:46,080 and they told me to write it down. 3135 01:32:46,080 --> 01:32:49,280 So I said Brandon Willis, AKA B Smooth. 3136 01:32:49,280 --> 01:32:52,360 And then I made the fucking best mac and cheese in the world. 3137 01:32:52,360 --> 01:32:53,600 You would've thought I was a celebrity 3138 01:32:53,600 --> 01:32:54,440 when I pulled up in there. 3139 01:32:54,440 --> 01:32:55,280 Everybody tried it. 3140 01:32:55,280 --> 01:32:56,120 Everybody was like, who was that? 3141 01:32:56,120 --> 01:32:56,960 Who did it? 3142 01:32:56,960 --> 01:32:59,880 And I stood up, bowed and shit because it was me. 3143 01:32:59,880 --> 01:33:00,720 Best mac and cheese. 3144 01:33:00,720 --> 01:33:01,560 The best, huh? 3145 01:33:01,560 --> 01:33:02,800 Yes, so good. 3146 01:33:02,800 --> 01:33:03,760 Oh, I'm like- 3147 01:33:03,760 --> 01:33:04,600 So good. 3148 01:33:04,600 --> 01:33:05,440 Is he ever- 3149 01:33:05,440 --> 01:33:07,240 I was about to say, has he ever bestowed you guys? 3150 01:33:07,240 --> 01:33:08,080 I should've brought it. 3151 01:33:08,080 --> 01:33:09,480 It's really good. 3152 01:33:09,480 --> 01:33:10,320 Oh, yeah. 3153 01:33:10,320 --> 01:33:11,140 You guys haven't tried it yet? 3154 01:33:11,140 --> 01:33:11,980 No. 3155 01:33:11,980 --> 01:33:12,820 You did bring it over. 3156 01:33:12,820 --> 01:33:14,200 You brought it over like the second time we filmed. 3157 01:33:14,200 --> 01:33:15,040 I did? 3158 01:33:15,040 --> 01:33:16,240 Yeah. 3159 01:33:16,240 --> 01:33:17,200 I don't remember. 3160 01:33:17,200 --> 01:33:18,040 I'm sorry, Brandon. 3161 01:33:18,040 --> 01:33:18,880 Yeah, you did. 3162 01:33:18,880 --> 01:33:19,720 Wow. 3163 01:33:19,720 --> 01:33:20,540 Because you was like, I make the best mac. 3164 01:33:20,540 --> 01:33:21,960 And it was good, I will tell you that. 3165 01:33:21,960 --> 01:33:24,200 But we're having also a mac and cheese off. 3166 01:33:24,200 --> 01:33:25,040 Oh, yeah. 3167 01:33:25,040 --> 01:33:26,480 And we're both gonna make a pan 3168 01:33:26,480 --> 01:33:28,680 because he keeps on throwing this best. 3169 01:33:28,680 --> 01:33:30,800 Well, JJ keeps talking about the peanut butter 3170 01:33:30,800 --> 01:33:32,760 and jelly that I've never had either. 3171 01:33:32,760 --> 01:33:34,960 I got some good Lewis Hawaiian bread up there too. 3172 01:33:34,960 --> 01:33:36,160 That's nothing, dude. 3173 01:33:36,160 --> 01:33:37,000 Damn. 3174 01:33:37,000 --> 01:33:37,820 It's absolutely nothing. 3175 01:33:37,820 --> 01:33:38,660 Sarah Lee, right? 3176 01:33:38,660 --> 01:33:41,040 Sarah Lee butter bread if you wanna be basic, dude. 3177 01:33:41,040 --> 01:33:43,040 The artesano, that's pretty carb heavy. 3178 01:33:43,040 --> 01:33:43,880 That's close. 3179 01:33:43,880 --> 01:33:44,700 Yeah. 3180 01:33:44,700 --> 01:33:45,540 It's just a lie. 3181 01:33:45,540 --> 01:33:47,120 The ratio, you gotta adjust it 3182 01:33:47,120 --> 01:33:49,000 for that thick of a slice of bread, dude. 3183 01:33:49,000 --> 01:33:50,300 It's, you know. 3184 01:33:51,840 --> 01:33:54,480 I'm sure this is going over a lot of people's heads right now 3185 01:33:54,480 --> 01:33:56,320 because we can talk about something else. 3186 01:33:56,320 --> 01:33:57,240 Like. 3187 01:33:57,240 --> 01:33:58,960 Dumb it down for us, please. 3188 01:33:58,960 --> 01:34:01,360 Big bread, more stuff in the middle. 3189 01:34:01,360 --> 01:34:02,200 There you go. 3190 01:34:02,200 --> 01:34:03,040 They can hold it together. 3191 01:34:03,040 --> 01:34:04,840 And what's your peanut butter of choice? 3192 01:34:04,840 --> 01:34:07,900 Smooth, if you use crunchy on a PB&J, dude, 3193 01:34:07,900 --> 01:34:08,740 that's treason. 3194 01:34:08,740 --> 01:34:09,580 Or what brand? 3195 01:34:09,580 --> 01:34:10,400 Then you should be hung. 3196 01:34:10,400 --> 01:34:13,500 Brand, I like Jif, I'm a classic man. 3197 01:34:13,500 --> 01:34:17,240 Skippy if it's the second week of payday. 3198 01:34:17,240 --> 01:34:19,280 It's on BOGO. 3199 01:34:21,280 --> 01:34:22,120 Hell yeah. 3200 01:34:22,120 --> 01:34:24,760 Hey, Kim, you know, we wanna thank you for. 3201 01:34:24,760 --> 01:34:26,600 I don't think that's it. 3202 01:34:26,600 --> 01:34:28,180 We wanna thank you for everything you've done 3203 01:34:28,180 --> 01:34:29,040 for Clown College. 3204 01:34:29,040 --> 01:34:30,840 You always let us come there. 3205 01:34:30,840 --> 01:34:33,360 So we got you just a little something. 3206 01:34:33,360 --> 01:34:34,200 Happy Hanukkah. 3207 01:34:34,200 --> 01:34:36,400 Well, thanks, fellas. 3208 01:34:36,400 --> 01:34:37,240 Did you say Hanukkah? 3209 01:34:37,240 --> 01:34:38,060 Yep. 3210 01:34:38,060 --> 01:34:38,900 Not a new house. 3211 01:34:38,900 --> 01:34:39,740 No, Hanukkah. 3212 01:34:39,740 --> 01:34:41,840 Look, I got Apple Fritters candle. 3213 01:34:41,840 --> 01:34:42,680 Oh, nice. 3214 01:34:42,680 --> 01:34:43,520 That smells nice. 3215 01:34:43,520 --> 01:34:44,360 It smells good, don't it? 3216 01:34:44,360 --> 01:34:46,480 And some holiday popcorn. 3217 01:34:46,480 --> 01:34:47,320 Thank you, guys. 3218 01:34:47,320 --> 01:34:48,160 Hell yeah. 3219 01:34:48,160 --> 01:34:49,800 Appreciate you. 3220 01:34:49,800 --> 01:34:50,800 That's very sweet. 3221 01:34:50,800 --> 01:34:53,000 Well, I also brought you guys something. 3222 01:34:53,000 --> 01:34:53,840 No way. 3223 01:34:53,840 --> 01:34:55,200 And it's not breast milk this time. 3224 01:34:55,200 --> 01:34:56,440 Damn. 3225 01:34:56,440 --> 01:34:57,920 However, on that episode, 3226 01:34:57,920 --> 01:35:00,760 we were talking about different things 3227 01:35:00,760 --> 01:35:02,720 that you haven't, haven't drank. 3228 01:35:02,720 --> 01:35:04,600 And I brought up mead. 3229 01:35:04,600 --> 01:35:07,800 And I told you I had a friend that makes mead, right? 3230 01:35:07,800 --> 01:35:11,880 So I have three different flavors of mead 3231 01:35:11,880 --> 01:35:13,480 for you guys to try. 3232 01:35:14,520 --> 01:35:16,840 This is tart cherry. 3233 01:35:16,840 --> 01:35:18,800 And it was bottled in June. 3234 01:35:18,800 --> 01:35:19,720 Bottled in June, that's a little... 3235 01:35:19,720 --> 01:35:20,560 Dang. 3236 01:35:20,560 --> 01:35:21,400 Dang. 3237 01:35:21,400 --> 01:35:24,600 And we have, what is this one? 3238 01:35:24,600 --> 01:35:25,440 Blackcurrant. 3239 01:35:26,440 --> 01:35:28,480 Wow, that's what mead you're drinking. 3240 01:35:28,480 --> 01:35:29,880 So what is mead? 3241 01:35:29,880 --> 01:35:30,720 I'm being pulled in. 3242 01:35:30,720 --> 01:35:32,440 Mead is honey wine. 3243 01:35:32,440 --> 01:35:34,560 And this is passion vanilla. 3244 01:35:34,560 --> 01:35:36,400 Ooh, that's me. 3245 01:35:36,400 --> 01:35:38,600 Y'all are the black currants. 3246 01:35:38,600 --> 01:35:39,800 And passion vanilla. 3247 01:35:39,800 --> 01:35:40,640 Oh, wow. 3248 01:35:40,640 --> 01:35:43,360 So, happy holidays. 3249 01:35:43,360 --> 01:35:44,800 Hell yeah, thank you, Kev. 3250 01:35:44,800 --> 01:35:45,640 You're welcome. 3251 01:35:45,640 --> 01:35:46,480 We really appreciate it. 3252 01:35:46,480 --> 01:35:48,200 I'm interested to see you guys try. 3253 01:35:48,200 --> 01:35:51,080 Now, it's very alcohol heavy. 3254 01:35:51,080 --> 01:35:55,640 Like it's probably somewhere between 10 and 14% ABV. 3255 01:35:55,640 --> 01:36:00,640 So, as I say, I want you guys to taste them all. 3256 01:36:00,720 --> 01:36:01,560 I would love to. 3257 01:36:01,560 --> 01:36:02,880 I think you gotta, this is a cork thing. 3258 01:36:02,880 --> 01:36:03,920 It's definitely cork. 3259 01:36:03,920 --> 01:36:05,920 Dang, I forgot my corks. 3260 01:36:05,920 --> 01:36:06,760 You just had one on you? 3261 01:36:06,760 --> 01:36:08,000 You forgot it? 3262 01:36:08,000 --> 01:36:09,400 Usually, I just gotta do it. 3263 01:36:09,400 --> 01:36:11,480 Does it have a cork? 3264 01:36:11,480 --> 01:36:12,320 It looks like it. 3265 01:36:12,320 --> 01:36:13,360 It looks like it, probably. 3266 01:36:13,360 --> 01:36:14,200 Yeah, I think it's a cork. 3267 01:36:14,200 --> 01:36:15,040 Yeah, it is. 3268 01:36:15,040 --> 01:36:16,160 You don't have a cork screw? 3269 01:36:16,160 --> 01:36:17,000 Damn, man. 3270 01:36:17,960 --> 01:36:19,080 Just suck it out. 3271 01:36:19,080 --> 01:36:19,920 Yeah, in there. 3272 01:36:19,920 --> 01:36:22,120 Somebody, we need Bryce's penis. 3273 01:36:23,400 --> 01:36:24,840 Bryce has a cork screw penis? 3274 01:36:24,840 --> 01:36:25,840 He has a joke about it. 3275 01:36:25,840 --> 01:36:28,320 If it's anywhere, hey, it's to the left of the refrigerator, 3276 01:36:28,320 --> 01:36:29,880 the second drawer to the left. 3277 01:36:31,160 --> 01:36:32,240 What? 3278 01:36:32,240 --> 01:36:33,080 Hell yeah, Kev. 3279 01:36:33,080 --> 01:36:35,160 I would have brought a cork screw had I. 3280 01:36:35,160 --> 01:36:37,000 I'm pretty sure I got one in there. 3281 01:36:37,000 --> 01:36:37,840 Ooh, that's cool. 3282 01:36:37,840 --> 01:36:39,800 Sweating on the outside a little bit. 3283 01:36:39,800 --> 01:36:40,640 I like that. 3284 01:36:40,640 --> 01:36:41,480 Aw, man. 3285 01:36:41,480 --> 01:36:43,120 That must be my drink right there. 3286 01:36:44,200 --> 01:36:46,440 That's my friend, Jeff Wheeler. 3287 01:36:46,440 --> 01:36:47,280 Shout out, Jeff. 3288 01:36:47,280 --> 01:36:48,120 Thank you, Jeff. 3289 01:36:48,120 --> 01:36:49,800 Let me get you a applause. 3290 01:36:49,800 --> 01:36:51,360 I mean, he didn't get much applause 3291 01:36:51,360 --> 01:36:52,880 because he still charged me for this bitch. 3292 01:36:52,880 --> 01:36:54,640 Oh, how else did he charge you? 3293 01:36:54,640 --> 01:36:56,480 He did give me a discount. 3294 01:36:56,480 --> 01:36:58,600 Because I bought three bottles, he gave me a discount. 3295 01:36:58,600 --> 01:36:59,880 So no, shout out, Jeff. 3296 01:36:59,880 --> 01:37:02,800 And if you are in or near Falkville, Alabama, 3297 01:37:02,800 --> 01:37:05,720 they have Cross Ties Coffee Company. 3298 01:37:05,720 --> 01:37:06,760 He and his wife run that. 3299 01:37:06,760 --> 01:37:08,040 Hey, we got a cork screw. 3300 01:37:08,040 --> 01:37:08,880 Hey. 3301 01:37:08,880 --> 01:37:09,720 Yeah. 3302 01:37:10,640 --> 01:37:15,640 Anyway, and it's fantastic coffee and food at Cross Ties. 3303 01:37:15,720 --> 01:37:17,240 So y'all check that out. 3304 01:37:17,240 --> 01:37:18,280 Definitely. 3305 01:37:18,280 --> 01:37:19,360 Cross Ties. 3306 01:37:19,360 --> 01:37:21,480 That's right, Cross Ties Coffee Company 3307 01:37:21,480 --> 01:37:23,120 in Falkville, Alabama. 3308 01:37:24,400 --> 01:37:25,880 J.J., you got to pass all these to him. 3309 01:37:25,880 --> 01:37:26,720 Okay. 3310 01:37:26,720 --> 01:37:28,280 I'll set up the cups. 3311 01:37:28,280 --> 01:37:30,680 Jake Munty at lightning fast speed. 3312 01:37:30,680 --> 01:37:31,680 I'm just kidding. 3313 01:37:31,680 --> 01:37:32,960 Sorry. 3314 01:37:32,960 --> 01:37:34,440 Hell yeah, it's a Christmas. 3315 01:37:34,440 --> 01:37:36,560 And Santa Claus bringing all the gifts. 3316 01:37:36,560 --> 01:37:37,400 You know what I mean. 3317 01:37:37,400 --> 01:37:38,240 So cool. 3318 01:37:38,240 --> 01:37:39,240 I don't. 3319 01:37:39,240 --> 01:37:41,480 I was really hoping these were gonna be like sugar glass 3320 01:37:41,480 --> 01:37:43,080 or you're gonna hit Dom in the head with it. 3321 01:37:43,080 --> 01:37:43,920 Yeah. 3322 01:37:43,920 --> 01:37:45,600 Oh, that'd be cool as hell. 3323 01:37:45,600 --> 01:37:46,600 No. 3324 01:37:49,480 --> 01:37:51,120 Is Jake gonna get that in the first try? 3325 01:37:51,120 --> 01:37:51,960 There he goes. 3326 01:37:51,960 --> 01:37:53,280 Oh, we got a problem. 3327 01:37:53,280 --> 01:37:55,360 While he's opening the next one, 3328 01:37:55,360 --> 01:37:57,640 you guys can each taste that one. 3329 01:37:58,920 --> 01:38:00,200 Which one is that one? 3330 01:38:00,200 --> 01:38:01,600 This is black cherry. 3331 01:38:01,600 --> 01:38:02,600 Tart cherry. 3332 01:38:02,600 --> 01:38:07,200 Tart cherry, okay. 3333 01:38:07,200 --> 01:38:08,040 Oh wow. 3334 01:38:08,040 --> 01:38:10,680 That's a very nice pale red color. 3335 01:38:12,720 --> 01:38:13,560 Vanilla. 3336 01:38:14,560 --> 01:38:16,280 That looks delightful. 3337 01:38:16,280 --> 01:38:17,440 Yeah, it does. 3338 01:38:17,440 --> 01:38:18,280 Thank you, sir. 3339 01:38:18,280 --> 01:38:21,800 Most people that enjoy wine really like it 3340 01:38:21,800 --> 01:38:25,560 because it's a different animal of sorts. 3341 01:38:25,560 --> 01:38:27,360 Wine's a little beyond my pay grade. 3342 01:38:27,360 --> 01:38:28,280 I don't know. 3343 01:38:28,280 --> 01:38:29,920 But maybe they have mead. 3344 01:38:29,920 --> 01:38:30,920 Maybe I'm a mead man. 3345 01:38:30,920 --> 01:38:31,760 Maybe. 3346 01:38:31,760 --> 01:38:32,600 Mead for speed. 3347 01:38:32,600 --> 01:38:33,560 Mead for speed. 3348 01:38:35,200 --> 01:38:36,040 Smells rich. 3349 01:38:36,040 --> 01:38:37,640 Zimzaki, Zimzaki, hoy, hoy, hoy. 3350 01:38:37,640 --> 01:38:38,480 Thanks, Kim. 3351 01:38:38,480 --> 01:38:39,440 Hoy, you're welcome. 3352 01:38:42,880 --> 01:38:43,720 Tasty. 3353 01:38:44,840 --> 01:38:45,680 Yeah. 3354 01:38:45,680 --> 01:38:46,520 That is good. 3355 01:38:46,520 --> 01:38:47,340 It's tart. 3356 01:38:47,340 --> 01:38:48,180 It's pleasant. 3357 01:38:48,180 --> 01:38:49,020 You like it? 3358 01:38:49,020 --> 01:38:49,840 That is very good. 3359 01:38:49,840 --> 01:38:50,680 That's good. 3360 01:38:50,680 --> 01:38:51,840 I think we got vanilla coming up next. 3361 01:38:51,840 --> 01:38:53,080 Ooh. 3362 01:38:53,080 --> 01:38:53,920 Here we go. 3363 01:38:54,880 --> 01:38:56,480 This is what I've been waiting on. 3364 01:38:56,480 --> 01:38:58,480 Look at that vanilla. 3365 01:39:00,120 --> 01:39:01,280 You can have another. 3366 01:39:01,280 --> 01:39:02,400 The golden nectar. 3367 01:39:04,080 --> 01:39:05,960 Okay, I'm gonna pass my cup down here. 3368 01:39:05,960 --> 01:39:07,840 Dude, would you get like a position in here 3369 01:39:07,840 --> 01:39:09,120 to play music for us too? 3370 01:39:09,120 --> 01:39:09,960 That'd be hilarious. 3371 01:39:09,960 --> 01:39:10,800 Right? 3372 01:39:10,800 --> 01:39:12,640 He's in? 3373 01:39:12,640 --> 01:39:14,680 It seems a little thicker than wine, is it? 3374 01:39:14,680 --> 01:39:15,520 It is. 3375 01:39:15,520 --> 01:39:16,360 Mm-hmm. 3376 01:39:16,360 --> 01:39:17,200 Yeah. 3377 01:39:17,200 --> 01:39:18,020 Thank you. 3378 01:39:18,020 --> 01:39:18,860 Yeah, honey wine. 3379 01:39:18,860 --> 01:39:19,700 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 3380 01:39:19,700 --> 01:39:20,540 Alrighty. 3381 01:39:23,960 --> 01:39:24,800 Smells good. 3382 01:39:26,400 --> 01:39:27,720 Let's try it out. 3383 01:39:27,720 --> 01:39:32,720 Oh yeah, everybody. 3384 01:39:32,720 --> 01:39:33,560 Ooh. 3385 01:39:33,560 --> 01:39:34,400 Mm, that's good. 3386 01:39:34,400 --> 01:39:37,200 That definitely got some kick to it. 3387 01:39:37,200 --> 01:39:38,040 That's good though. 3388 01:39:38,040 --> 01:39:38,860 That's tasty. 3389 01:39:38,860 --> 01:39:39,700 It tastes good? 3390 01:39:39,700 --> 01:39:41,040 Yeah, no, it tastes good. 3391 01:39:41,040 --> 01:39:41,880 Feel a piece. 3392 01:39:41,880 --> 01:39:42,720 I can taste the honey. 3393 01:39:42,720 --> 01:39:43,560 So, the first and the second. 3394 01:39:43,560 --> 01:39:44,380 Mm. 3395 01:39:44,380 --> 01:39:45,220 I like this one. 3396 01:39:45,220 --> 01:39:46,060 Yeah, I like this one. 3397 01:39:46,060 --> 01:39:46,900 This is my favorite so far. 3398 01:39:46,900 --> 01:39:47,960 I gotta give it to the first one. 3399 01:39:47,960 --> 01:39:50,000 And before this, I drank an entire bang 3400 01:39:50,000 --> 01:39:51,240 and I'm just vibrating. 3401 01:39:51,240 --> 01:39:53,760 I'm just saying. 3402 01:39:53,760 --> 01:39:56,000 And then finally, you have the blackcurrant. 3403 01:39:56,000 --> 01:39:57,360 Is that what's coming up? 3404 01:39:57,360 --> 01:39:58,200 Ooh. 3405 01:39:58,200 --> 01:40:00,440 I feel like y'all taste meat or am I having a stroke? 3406 01:40:00,440 --> 01:40:01,280 Oh, man. 3407 01:40:02,720 --> 01:40:04,400 I do taste a little meat. 3408 01:40:04,400 --> 01:40:05,400 Meat? 3409 01:40:05,400 --> 01:40:06,240 Is that what you said? 3410 01:40:06,240 --> 01:40:08,160 Yeah, I taste a little meat. 3411 01:40:08,160 --> 01:40:09,440 I taste the meat a little bit like. 3412 01:40:09,440 --> 01:40:10,760 Meat? 3413 01:40:10,760 --> 01:40:13,160 I don't know why you're tasting meat, but okay. 3414 01:40:13,160 --> 01:40:14,000 It's mead. 3415 01:40:16,960 --> 01:40:18,600 Yeah, I taste a little lamb chops. 3416 01:40:18,600 --> 01:40:19,440 What? 3417 01:40:19,440 --> 01:40:20,260 Yes. 3418 01:40:20,260 --> 01:40:21,100 Lamb chops, thank you. 3419 01:40:21,100 --> 01:40:22,040 Are you serious? 3420 01:40:22,040 --> 01:40:22,880 Yeah, a little bit. 3421 01:40:22,880 --> 01:40:27,880 Will Wheeler, did you put lamb in your meat? 3422 01:40:27,880 --> 01:40:30,040 It's getting real Passover. 3423 01:40:30,040 --> 01:40:31,520 Oh, yeah. 3424 01:40:31,520 --> 01:40:32,920 All right, we in there? 3425 01:40:32,920 --> 01:40:34,120 Blackcurrant. 3426 01:40:34,120 --> 01:40:35,640 Hell yeah, lamb chops. 3427 01:40:35,640 --> 01:40:36,480 Oh. 3428 01:40:39,440 --> 01:40:40,280 That's the best. 3429 01:40:40,280 --> 01:40:41,600 The blackcurrant's the best? 3430 01:40:41,600 --> 01:40:43,040 To me, that's enough. 3431 01:40:43,040 --> 01:40:44,200 What do you think? 3432 01:40:44,200 --> 01:40:46,720 I'm still going with the vanilla passion, to be honest. 3433 01:40:46,720 --> 01:40:47,560 I'm going with the first one. 3434 01:40:47,560 --> 01:40:48,400 I gotta go with the first one. 3435 01:40:48,400 --> 01:40:49,240 Well, look at there. 3436 01:40:49,240 --> 01:40:51,120 Cause I was happy, like the first one was so good. 3437 01:40:51,120 --> 01:40:53,400 I was happy. 3438 01:40:53,400 --> 01:40:55,400 I like the one that tastes like lamb chops. 3439 01:40:55,400 --> 01:40:56,240 Oh, yeah. 3440 01:40:56,240 --> 01:40:57,880 Vanilla lamb chops. 3441 01:40:57,880 --> 01:40:59,120 Lamb chops. 3442 01:40:59,120 --> 01:40:59,960 There you go. 3443 01:40:59,960 --> 01:41:01,920 Y'all can figure out who gets what from here. 3444 01:41:01,920 --> 01:41:03,480 Hell yeah, we appreciate you, Kim. 3445 01:41:03,480 --> 01:41:04,320 Thank you. 3446 01:41:04,320 --> 01:41:05,480 Thank you so much for stopping by. 3447 01:41:05,480 --> 01:41:06,320 Merry Christmas. 3448 01:41:06,320 --> 01:41:07,140 Thank you for everything. 3449 01:41:07,140 --> 01:41:07,980 Happy holidays. 3450 01:41:07,980 --> 01:41:08,820 Same to you. 3451 01:41:08,820 --> 01:41:11,880 Hell yeah, and go to Shenanigans website. 3452 01:41:11,880 --> 01:41:13,520 Huntsvillelifes.com. 3453 01:41:13,520 --> 01:41:14,480 Go have a good time. 3454 01:41:14,480 --> 01:41:15,480 Everybody goes there, loves it. 3455 01:41:15,480 --> 01:41:17,920 Nobody can spell Shenanigans. 3456 01:41:17,920 --> 01:41:18,760 You ain't lying. 3457 01:41:18,760 --> 01:41:20,680 What's your favorite Christmas Carol? 3458 01:41:20,680 --> 01:41:22,280 My favorite Christmas Carol? 3459 01:41:22,280 --> 01:41:23,640 Carol Brady. 3460 01:41:23,640 --> 01:41:24,480 Okay. 3461 01:41:24,480 --> 01:41:26,240 Is that a person? 3462 01:41:26,240 --> 01:41:27,080 That's good. 3463 01:41:27,080 --> 01:41:30,600 I was gonna get us to serenade you on your way out. 3464 01:41:30,600 --> 01:41:35,600 Okay, in that case, let's do Hark the Herald Angels Sing. 3465 01:41:35,880 --> 01:41:39,160 All right, one, two, three. 3466 01:41:39,160 --> 01:41:44,160 Hark the angels, and they'll sing. 3467 01:41:44,160 --> 01:41:49,160 Glory to the newborn king. 3468 01:41:49,160 --> 01:41:54,160 Peace on earth and mercy through mile. 3469 01:41:54,160 --> 01:41:58,160 God and sin is reconciled. 3470 01:41:58,160 --> 01:41:59,000 Silo. 3471 01:41:59,000 --> 01:42:00,160 Hey, thank you. 3472 01:42:00,160 --> 01:42:02,160 Hey, thank you, Kim. 3473 01:42:02,160 --> 01:42:05,160 That was fantastic. 3474 01:42:05,160 --> 01:42:07,160 That's good, because that's one of the free ones. 3475 01:42:07,160 --> 01:42:08,160 Thank you. 3476 01:42:08,160 --> 01:42:09,160 You're welcome. 3477 01:42:09,160 --> 01:42:10,160 Thank you, Kim. 3478 01:42:10,160 --> 01:42:11,160 You're welcome. 3479 01:42:11,160 --> 01:42:19,160 Good one. 3480 01:42:41,160 --> 01:42:43,160 As soon as I got out, as soon as I got out of the seat, 3481 01:42:43,160 --> 01:42:45,160 I was like, hey man, you like the snitzing, I like it. 3482 01:42:45,160 --> 01:42:46,160 Good, mess with it. 3483 01:42:46,160 --> 01:42:47,160 All right. 3484 01:42:47,160 --> 01:42:50,160 You guys wanna go eat some? 3485 01:42:50,160 --> 01:42:51,160 Yeah. 3486 01:42:51,160 --> 01:42:56,160 Let's get down there. 3487 01:42:56,160 --> 01:43:17,160 More redecorate. 3488 01:43:17,160 --> 01:43:20,160 Hey Ho. 3489 01:43:20,160 --> 01:43:32,880 Hey, being at Coleman, I quickly realized that it is not as racist as it seems to appear. 3490 01:43:32,880 --> 01:43:34,960 But then again, I haven't left. 3491 01:43:34,960 --> 01:43:38,600 I've only been at Christmas Kendall, so Christmas Kendall is cool, man. 3492 01:43:38,600 --> 01:43:41,120 This dude walked up to me and asked me how the food was. 3493 01:43:41,120 --> 01:43:42,120 That's respect. 3494 01:43:42,120 --> 01:43:43,120 How was the food? 3495 01:43:43,120 --> 01:43:44,120 I don't know, man. 3496 01:43:44,120 --> 01:43:45,120 How was it? 3497 01:43:45,120 --> 01:43:46,120 We tried it. 3498 01:43:46,120 --> 01:43:49,120 But it was good, because we all liked it. 3499 01:43:49,120 --> 01:43:50,120 Smiling's my favorite. 3500 01:43:50,120 --> 01:43:51,120 You said who? 3501 01:43:51,120 --> 01:43:52,120 Smiling's my favorite. 3502 01:43:52,120 --> 01:43:53,120 Oh yeah, me too. 3503 01:43:53,120 --> 01:43:54,120 That's what Buddy Bell said. 3504 01:43:54,120 --> 01:43:55,120 Oh yeah. 3505 01:43:55,120 --> 01:43:56,120 Yeah. 3506 01:43:56,120 --> 01:43:57,120 Smiling's my favorite. 3507 01:43:57,120 --> 01:43:58,120 Where's my dad? 3508 01:43:58,120 --> 01:43:59,120 Yeah. 3509 01:43:59,120 --> 01:44:00,120 I've never seen him. 3510 01:44:00,120 --> 01:44:01,120 Who the hell is Smiley? 3511 01:44:01,120 --> 01:44:02,120 I know, right? 3512 01:44:02,120 --> 01:44:03,120 I think Brandon should try syrup on spaghetti. 3513 01:44:03,120 --> 01:44:04,120 No, not right now. 3514 01:44:04,120 --> 01:44:05,120 But later, yeah. 3515 01:44:05,120 --> 01:44:06,120 I'm ready for you. 3516 01:44:06,120 --> 01:44:07,120 I'm ready for you. 3517 01:44:07,120 --> 01:44:08,120 You all ready to go? 3518 01:44:08,120 --> 01:44:09,120 Yeah. 3519 01:44:09,120 --> 01:44:10,120 Let's roll. 3520 01:44:10,120 --> 01:44:20,120 We're coming, right, Jake? 3521 01:44:40,120 --> 01:44:44,120 I fucking hate Scrappy Dude.