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This week on Clown College.

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Listen, look at my head.

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Look at it. Look at it!

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Good effort.

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Alright, imagine that there.

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Yeah, man, you're not getting anywhere.

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I definitely trim back. Yeah, no, I can't live in the South and not.

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You got to.

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No.

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Because it can get swampy down there.

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Swampy, marshy.

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Brash.

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I like this. I like this. How do you describe it?

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How would I describe it? I guess like a wrestler.

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Like wrestle, wrestle, like wrestle, rough.

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Tough.

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It's like a jungle, you know what I mean?

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It's rustling, like you're rustling in the wind, fighting the vines that are all tangled to you in the woods.

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What word are you trying to get to?

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Okay, so you know when you're in the woods and there's like vines like Indiana Jones that are kind of wrapping around you.

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No, no, none of us live in a tropical jungle.

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I know, but we've seen the movie and you try to move or something and you're like, oh shit, I'm kind of trapped.

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And you got to get that machete and hack off all like those vines and stuff.

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Like Jumanji.

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You're rustling. So that's why I was like, rustle.

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Let's all go to college baby.

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It's with Brandon Willis, Don and JJ.

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I've been as high as 289.

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Oh, damn.

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Damn.

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Yeah.

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What?

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How'd you look?

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Do you have pictures of that?

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Not that you'll ever see.

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And you did it without pork.

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Oh no, there was definitely a lot of pork in that.

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That was, what?

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Do you know me?

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That's the only reason I made a kosher meal.

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That meal wasn't kosher.

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It wasn't?

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You made it.

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What makes it not kosher?

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What does kosher mean?

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The taste.

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What does kosher mean?

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Yeah, what does kosher mean?

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Kosher just applies to the laws of food.

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Like what you can and can't eat and what sorts of things can and can't be had together.

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So like all chicken's not kosher.

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It has to be.

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No, all chicken's kosher.

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All chicken is kosher.

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Yeah, because that's the way you make it.

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Yeah, all chicken has kosher.

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They do.

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And honestly, the downfall of this country is not recognizing that.

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You know, I don't want to sound woke or anything,

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but I feel like we need to do more to really accentuate chicken culture in our society.

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The only ones who do is black people, chicken heads.

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So anyway.

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Maybe try suspenders.

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The belt ain't working.

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He thought you were still talking about chickens.

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Dom, I struggle with that too, honestly.

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The belt?

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Yeah, like my belt hurts right now, but that's because I have pants that are quite bigger.

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I just got to say that.

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I got to get some more pants.

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I need more pants to save up.

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We'll get some more.

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Yeah, we'll get you some.

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We got you some pants coming up for this exciting thing we got coming for Christmas.

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We got you some good pants that are yellow.

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Okay, I like that.

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I like yellow.

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Very form-fitting.

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Like elves kind of.

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Actually, exactly like that.

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And some big red shoes and a red wig and some more face paint.

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Basically, you're Ronald McDonald.

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That's what I'm thinking, man.

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Killing people with E. coli with the Big Mac.

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That's good.

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Remember that?

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Yeah, the quarter pounder thing?

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The quarter pounder, too.

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They were like, damn.

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That's my favorite meal, man.

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Fuck.

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Quarter pounder, double with cheese and onions.

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Did you ever hear the story about the supremacy of the quarter pounder?

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What happened?

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That was all that I had.

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So, A&W, they used to, in addition to making mediocre root beer, they used to actually

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have fast food places, and they wanted to compete with and overtake McDonald's.

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So, they introduced a one-third pound burger for the same price as the quarter pounder.

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They put everything into it to try to grab market share.

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Nobody ate there because they didn't realize that one-third was more than a quarter.

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Wow.

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Americans.

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They're slow.

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They?

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Man, yeah.

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No, I'm a genius, man.

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Right?

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Yeah, I know.

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Wait, hold on, wait.

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I want everybody to look and say Brandon is a genius.

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Okay, genius.

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I wasn't commenting on your genius.

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Thank you.

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You refer to Americans as they.

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That's all that's... No, the only reason I was saying it was because the dude at my

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job told me nobody else was going to call me a genius, and I am a genius.

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We're all going to say it.

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Brandon is a genius with numerous foreign connections.

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Thank you.

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Some of which are questionable.

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Thank you.

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All right.

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Let's get back to this quarter pounder.

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He's crazy.

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He just had his Kanye moment.

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We're all geniuses in our own way.

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Bless your heart.

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I live in Alabama, so I got to say stuff like that now.

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Yeah, he hasn't heard that since Kansas.

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I don't like it.

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Since Gatlinburg.

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Gatlinburg?

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Not in Kansas.

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Oh, it's the same thing, dude.

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Gatlinburg, notoriously in East Tennessee.

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Hey, JJ, we got a special guest here today, don't we?

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We do.

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We have a very special guest, guys.

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Who is it?

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Well, his name's Mark.

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Uh-huh.

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He's a pretty cool guy.

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Pretty cool.

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He's been doing comedy for quite a while.

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I cannot remember the specific amount of years, and I left my notes out in the living room.

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That's good.

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So I'm freestyling this one.

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It's not going great.

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It's Mark Viola.

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Mark Viola, hey!

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That's the name I have.

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What's up, baby?

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How you doing?

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Hanging in, hanging out.

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How's your trigger finger doing?

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You know what?

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The most disappointing thing about you guys asking me to come here today was that I wasn't

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going to get to shoot you again.

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We actually got it right in there if you want to go.

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Well, let's do it.

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Let's do it.

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Let's do it.

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Let's do it.

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Let's do it.

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No, no, I'm good, Mark.

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We got stuff to do later tonight.

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Yeah, you're on Homegrown.

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Yeah.

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You're hosting Homegrown.

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Brandon's on there.

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Who else is on there with you guys?

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I'll tell you.

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Jesus Christ.

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I show up, I tell the jokes, I leave, man.

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Oh my God.

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Why are you the way that you are?

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Many, many years of disappointment.

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I can see that.

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Yeah, an overbearing mother.

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She's your biggest fan, right?

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That's what I tell people.

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Yeah.

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Oh, somebody looked up my bio on my website.

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What did you do with something?

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You had to camp out there for a 55-year-old plus senior community?

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During COVID?

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Yeah, yeah.

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So yeah, my mom lives in a 55 and over restricted community.

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When COVID hit, if you guys remember, let me take you back 15, 20 years to the beginning of COVID.

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So it's March.

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The news is starting to be like, hey, this thing might be happening.

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And I was living in my car on the road doing comedy.

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And I always put up for the winter for a few months someplace.

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And I happened to be living with a buddy in Houston, Texas.

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And I've been doing little Gulf Coast runs and South Texas runs and stuff.

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I'm about to go on another seven-month national run.

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And just as stuff is getting canceled, I told the dude, hey, I'm not going to need to live here after the end of March.

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I'm basically moving out end of March going on the road beginning of April.

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And all of a sudden I start getting messages, hey, we're canceling the show because of a potential health thing.

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And the first one that I lost was actually a St. Patrick's Day show for the University of Houston, Hallel.

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We'll be taking questions.

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Sounds fun.

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Yeah, no, it was a good paying show, too.

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But everything just started to get canceled.

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And I'm like, you know, when everything shuts down, hey, I can't live on the road doing that.

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All my shows got canceled and everything.

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And he's like, yeah, I got somebody moving in April 2nd.

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So I had nowhere to go.

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And of course, you can't just, you know, start contacting people like, hi, there's a global pandemic and people are apparently needing to sequester themselves in their home and duct tape their heads and avoid all human contact.

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Can I move in with you?

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And that wasn't a thing that was going on.

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Plus, I was sort of out of money.

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And so I go to my mom's place, this 55 and over community in Tampa.

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And I'm like, I can hide out here for a couple of, you know, news is saying like, oh, two weeks, give it two weeks and it'll all be gone.

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I was like, I can crash here for two weeks.

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Year and a half. I spent a year and a half.

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Oh, my God.

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Hiding out in an old folks home that I wasn't legally allowed to be at.

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Like, you need to understand.

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That is a sick.

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That's fucking crazy.

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You need to understand in Florida, homeowners associations have all the power.

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They're basically local governments.

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So if you violate homeowners association rules and laws, not just like one of those things where they're like, oh, well, here's a, you know, $50 fine.

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They have the legal authority to kick my mom out of her home and force her to sell it.

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That's bullshit for violating HOA regulations.

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So I'm hiding out there.

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I can't be seen.

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I can't be found.

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Nobody can know that I'm staying.

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I was like the Anne Frank of the retirement community.

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Just hiding out my mom's closet, hoping, praying that nobody would see or hear me.

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For a year and a half.

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For a year and a half.

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Jesus Christ.

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Did you ever get to enjoy any of the amenities of the retirement facility?

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I did, because as I just explained, I was able to go around freely in the retirement community, hang out there, play shuffleboard.

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Did Pickleball really catch there?

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Pickleball didn't exist back then.

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This is in the pre-Pickleball days.

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Yeah, no, this is ancient history.

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Like I said, this was COVID.

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This was like 30, 40 years ago.

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Damn, dude.

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Damn.

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You would fit in though at an old folks home.

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Oh, I do.

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Yeah, you do.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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No, they know me.

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You guys bitch about the same type of things.

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Mostly.

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Like yarn and shit like that.

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And young people.

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I like that.

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How old are you?

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Old enough.

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You're not that much older than me, right?

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No, I'm 39.

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00:10:58,500 --> 00:10:59,500
Shut the fuck up.

264
00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:01,500
Please don't be 39.

265
00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:02,500
I'm 39.

266
00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:04,500
I turn 40 next July.

267
00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:05,500
Are you fucking with me?

268
00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:06,500
Damn.

269
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,500
We're the same age, dude.

270
00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:09,500
I know.

271
00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:10,500
Wait for it.

272
00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:11,500
No, you're not.

273
00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:12,500
Yeah.

274
00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:14,500
No, I just, because I see it's birthday because you're 1987.

275
00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:16,500
Well, I mean, I mean just about around the same age.

276
00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:17,500
Oh.

277
00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:18,500
You know, we're actually twinsies.

278
00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:20,500
We're born same day, same mom.

279
00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:22,500
Brent is about to get out for information.

280
00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:24,500
He was, you were born on March 3rd.

281
00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,500
Factual.

282
00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:29,500
And your social security number is 384.

283
00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:30,500
No.

284
00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:35,500
Did you ever bag any of the oldies but goldies while you're in the retirement home?

285
00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:36,500
Good question.

286
00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:38,500
Because I hear those Florida retirement homes get a little freaky.

287
00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:39,500
Lufa.

288
00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:40,500
You know, I don't canoodle and tell.

289
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:41,500
Oh, okay.

290
00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:42,500
Yeah.

291
00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:44,500
No, Florida retirement homes are notorious.

292
00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:47,500
Have any of you ever heard of the villages?

293
00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:48,500
No.

294
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:49,500
Which I have done comedy in.

295
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:50,500
You've heard of them?

296
00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:51,500
Okay.

297
00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:55,500
So basically there's a age restricted retirement community that's a set of different communities.

298
00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:59,500
That stretches across two or three counties at this point.

299
00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:00,500
It's called the villages.

300
00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:04,500
They're all these cookie cutter, McMansion suburban communities where you can drive golf

301
00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:08,500
carts on the surface streets and everything like that.

302
00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:14,500
Something like 70 to 110,000, depending on how you want to classify the villages.

303
00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:18,500
Trump's 70 and 110,000 people live in all this stuff.

304
00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:23,500
And it is the highest STD rate in the country because everybody there is fucking with hats

305
00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:24,500
off because they're old.

306
00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:25,500
Yeah.

307
00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:28,500
Don't have to worry about like.

308
00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:29,500
Who's given them that?

309
00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:31,500
Well, I guess it's just in there.

310
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:32,500
Oh, dude.

311
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:37,500
Dude, the place where I used to work, the doctor retired and then moved to the villages.

312
00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:38,500
Yeah, to get the clap.

313
00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:39,500
Yeah, for real.

314
00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:43,500
And then I was like telling, they told me that and I was like, oh, so he's getting freaky.

315
00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:45,500
And they were like, what are you talking about?

316
00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:47,500
And I was like, oh, y'all don't know.

317
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:48,500
I'm put you on game.

318
00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:49,500
Read this article.

319
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:53,500
And they're like, they were just like visibly disturbed afterwards.

320
00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:54,500
Yeah.

321
00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:59,500
No, it's weird because like the women, women tend to outlive men.

322
00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:00,500
Yeah.

323
00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:04,500
You know, because they hate us and it's their fault.

324
00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:05,500
Yeah.

325
00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:06,500
And.

326
00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:12,500
But no, like single single men who move into these retirement communities, they're outnumbered

327
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:16,500
by old single women like three to one, four to one sometimes.

328
00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:23,140
And yeah, no, it's just like watching, watching the chaos descend of like Myrtle trying to

329
00:13:23,140 --> 00:13:26,700
bake a pie for the new guy that moved in just so that they can.

330
00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:27,700
That's it really happened.

331
00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:28,700
We, oh yeah.

332
00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:30,700
All they're juiced up when they get a new guy.

333
00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:31,700
Everywhere.

334
00:13:31,700 --> 00:13:32,700
Oh my God.

335
00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:33,700
They're horn, horn dogs.

336
00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:34,700
Yeah.

337
00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:35,700
Old horn dogs.

338
00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:38,700
Even you could clean up down there.

339
00:13:38,700 --> 00:13:41,700
Think about all the blue chew that gets delivered.

340
00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:42,700
Oh man.

341
00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:43,700
Wow.

342
00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:44,700
But they got to get.

343
00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:45,700
No, no, they don't know.

344
00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:46,700
You don't think they're.

345
00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:47,700
They're all on Medicare.

346
00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:48,700
They have, they can get prescription.

347
00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:49,700
They're getting the heart.

348
00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:50,700
They're getting the alice.

349
00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:51,700
They're not getting like the gas station.

350
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:52,700
Yeah.

351
00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:53,700
We're off brand.

352
00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:54,700
Bluetooth.

353
00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:57,260
I thought Bluetooth was a legit medical supplement.

354
00:13:57,260 --> 00:14:02,140
Yeah, because legit medical stuff is sold at the counter to gas station.

355
00:14:02,140 --> 00:14:03,140
They sell it online.

356
00:14:03,140 --> 00:14:04,780
Well, no, it's the same ingredient.

357
00:14:04,780 --> 00:14:08,740
It is the same ingredient as, but like you can get stronger prescriptions and all that

358
00:14:08,740 --> 00:14:09,740
shit with a.

359
00:14:09,740 --> 00:14:11,340
Well, I need to speak to my general practice.

360
00:14:11,340 --> 00:14:12,340
Yeah, you do.

361
00:14:12,340 --> 00:14:14,100
Cause if they're giving you off brand, that's bullshit.

362
00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:17,100
More like genital practitioner.

363
00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:19,900
Goodbye everybody.

364
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:21,900
So you guys circumcised or what?

365
00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:22,900
Huh?

366
00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:23,900
You guys circumcised?

367
00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:24,900
Yeah.

368
00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:25,900
Yeah.

369
00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:26,900
I think so.

370
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:27,900
I don't know, man.

371
00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:28,900
I'm being honest.

372
00:14:28,900 --> 00:14:29,900
Have you never looked at it before?

373
00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:30,900
I mean, I look at it.

374
00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:31,900
I don't know.

375
00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:32,900
Like what is it?

376
00:14:32,900 --> 00:14:34,900
They just, that's where they cut that.

377
00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:36,620
Yeah, that's they just, they just cut stuff.

378
00:14:36,620 --> 00:14:38,180
Will you explain it?

379
00:14:38,180 --> 00:14:39,180
Please explain it to him.

380
00:14:39,180 --> 00:14:41,180
So we asked him before, we went over it.

381
00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:42,180
He still doesn't know.

382
00:14:42,180 --> 00:14:43,180
Great detail.

383
00:14:43,180 --> 00:14:44,180
In slow and.

384
00:14:44,180 --> 00:14:45,180
I mean, however you want to do it.

385
00:14:45,180 --> 00:14:46,180
Just you two.

386
00:14:46,180 --> 00:14:47,180
Step by step.

387
00:14:47,180 --> 00:14:48,180
So.

388
00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:49,900
Make sure if you have a question, you ask them.

389
00:14:49,900 --> 00:14:51,100
Oh yeah.

390
00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:53,780
Are you familiar with what a foreskin is?

391
00:14:53,780 --> 00:14:55,100
Let's figure out where we're starting.

392
00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:56,100
Yeah.

393
00:14:56,100 --> 00:14:57,100
All right.

394
00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:58,100
Okay.

395
00:14:58,100 --> 00:14:59,100
Let's start here.

396
00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:00,100
Boys have penises, girls have vaginas.

397
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,100
Okay.

398
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,100
Cool.

399
00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:05,100
So the, the male member.

400
00:15:05,100 --> 00:15:07,100
Has a.

401
00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:09,100
Yeah.

402
00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:12,100
Has a flap of skin located near the end.

403
00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:13,100
Right.

404
00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:14,100
Which end?

405
00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:17,100
Technically there's skin at both ends, I guess.

406
00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:20,100
But the particular flap we're talking about would be at the, I guess you're talking about

407
00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:22,100
the, I guess we call it south end.

408
00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:25,100
I'm not really sure.

409
00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:27,100
Cardinal direction that would be.

410
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:31,100
I'm thinking south is down towards the bung hole.

411
00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:32,100
Yeah.

412
00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:33,100
Not I'm thinking about.

413
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:36,100
So it's actually, it's actually, you just clip that extra skin hanging off, hanging

414
00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:37,100
off the bottom of the balls.

415
00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:41,100
That's everybody's got a big, like a, like an inch and a half long skin tack at the bottom

416
00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:42,100
of the balls.

417
00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:43,100
You got yours cut off at birth.

418
00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:44,100
Oh yeah.

419
00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:45,100
Your ball skin.

420
00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:46,100
I think so.

421
00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:47,100
Wait, you said ball skin?

422
00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:48,100
No, man.

423
00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:49,100
No.

424
00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:50,100
Okay.

425
00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:52,540
So and what you're really explaining to him is he really doesn't know and you might help

426
00:15:52,540 --> 00:15:54,100
him out to figure if he knows or not.

427
00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:55,100
Yeah.

428
00:15:55,100 --> 00:16:01,180
So the, the, the foreskin, the, the little skin sack, a little hoodie that dangles over

429
00:16:01,180 --> 00:16:04,100
the front, that's cut off and removed.

430
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:07,100
So do you got skin over your head?

431
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,100
No, no, I don't believe I do.

432
00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:10,100
What?

433
00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:11,100
I don't think I do.

434
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,100
No.

435
00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:16,600
Boy, if only we had some sort of like internet connected telephonic device that could pull

436
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:19,020
up a picture of a circumcised penis and an uncircumcised penis.

437
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,020
We've, we've done this.

438
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,020
Oh, okay.

439
00:16:21,020 --> 00:16:22,020
And he still doesn't.

440
00:16:22,020 --> 00:16:23,020
Because dude, I'm trying to think because, so.

441
00:16:23,020 --> 00:16:24,020
Stand up and whip it out.

442
00:16:24,020 --> 00:16:25,020
Let's figure this thing out.

443
00:16:25,020 --> 00:16:26,020
We'll blur it on YouTube.

444
00:16:26,020 --> 00:16:27,020
We got to cut the camera.

445
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:28,020
I said no cameras, man.

446
00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:29,020
We can't, we can't, my dick can't see.

447
00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:30,020
I mean, let me rephrase that.

448
00:16:30,020 --> 00:16:31,020
What is that, man?

449
00:16:31,020 --> 00:16:32,020
Nobody sees that, man.

450
00:16:32,020 --> 00:16:33,020
Respect his issues.

451
00:16:33,020 --> 00:16:36,020
I know it doesn't step in front of a camera.

452
00:16:36,020 --> 00:16:38,020
Although we are visual learners.

453
00:16:38,020 --> 00:16:39,020
Doesn't step in front of a camera.

454
00:16:39,020 --> 00:16:44,020
I mean, this is, this is literally the easiest way to solve the question, to answer the question,

455
00:16:44,020 --> 00:16:45,020
right?

456
00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:46,020
But what if we don't know either?

457
00:16:46,020 --> 00:16:47,020
We can't tell?

458
00:16:47,020 --> 00:16:50,020
JJ, you look like you're an expert on penises.

459
00:16:50,020 --> 00:16:53,020
Shout out to Shenanigans Comedy Theater.

460
00:16:53,020 --> 00:16:55,020
Clothes or not clothes?

461
00:16:55,020 --> 00:16:57,020
That's the real question.

462
00:16:57,020 --> 00:16:58,020
Huh?

463
00:16:58,020 --> 00:16:59,020
So, okay, so I'm going to do this.

464
00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:02,020
I'm going to, we're not going to show you, but this is a little diagram.

465
00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:03,020
This is it right here, right?

466
00:17:03,020 --> 00:17:04,020
You see that's the tip.

467
00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:05,020
Yeah.

468
00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:08,020
So then when you're done, it goes back down.

469
00:17:08,020 --> 00:17:09,020
So you.

470
00:17:09,020 --> 00:17:11,020
Sometimes if you work out, if you work out or you're in the shower.

471
00:17:11,020 --> 00:17:12,020
Okay.

472
00:17:12,020 --> 00:17:15,020
Or if you're in the gym, full of a bunch of other people and you're uncomfortable, he'll

473
00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:16,020
run away.

474
00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:17,020
Yeah.

475
00:17:17,020 --> 00:17:18,020
That's, that's fun.

476
00:17:18,020 --> 00:17:19,020
That's normal.

477
00:17:19,020 --> 00:17:20,020
That's normal.

478
00:17:20,020 --> 00:17:21,020
Then we're circumcised.

479
00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:22,020
I would guess you are circumcised.

480
00:17:22,020 --> 00:17:23,020
I'm circumcised.

481
00:17:23,020 --> 00:17:24,020
Yeah.

482
00:17:24,020 --> 00:17:25,020
I'm definitely circumcised.

483
00:17:25,020 --> 00:17:27,020
I was just, cause I was like, cause I remember dude, that would fuck me up in the gym a lot,

484
00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:30,020
especially when I first had hair because it would close and whenever I would jump up,

485
00:17:30,020 --> 00:17:31,020
it would pull you back down.

486
00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:32,020
You did say that.

487
00:17:32,020 --> 00:17:33,020
I still don't understand that part, but.

488
00:17:33,020 --> 00:17:34,020
I still don't understand the deal.

489
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:35,020
When it closes.

490
00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,020
He gets hair stuck in there when it retreats.

491
00:17:36,020 --> 00:17:37,020
Oh yeah.

492
00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:38,020
You do, right?

493
00:17:38,020 --> 00:17:39,020
You've had that happen before.

494
00:17:39,020 --> 00:17:40,020
No, it's like a claw.

495
00:17:40,020 --> 00:17:41,020
Don't write the way that he has.

496
00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:46,020
Wait, so do you, what do you do?

497
00:17:46,020 --> 00:17:47,020
Shave it down then?

498
00:17:47,020 --> 00:17:48,020
You could.

499
00:17:48,020 --> 00:17:49,020
First off, yes.

500
00:17:49,020 --> 00:17:50,020
That's good.

501
00:17:50,020 --> 00:17:51,260
You never, you haven't been trimming this whole time?

502
00:17:51,260 --> 00:17:52,260
No, I do trim.

503
00:17:52,260 --> 00:17:54,260
But I was telling my mom with a kid.

504
00:17:54,260 --> 00:17:55,260
Oh, okay.

505
00:17:55,260 --> 00:17:56,260
Okay.

506
00:17:56,260 --> 00:17:57,260
No, I fully, listen, look at my head.

507
00:17:57,260 --> 00:17:58,260
Okay.

508
00:17:58,260 --> 00:17:59,260
Look at it.

509
00:17:59,260 --> 00:18:00,260
Look at it!

510
00:18:00,260 --> 00:18:01,260
Good answer.

511
00:18:01,260 --> 00:18:02,260
All right.

512
00:18:02,260 --> 00:18:03,260
Imagine that there.

513
00:18:03,260 --> 00:18:04,260
Oh yeah, man.

514
00:18:04,260 --> 00:18:05,260
You're not getting anywhere.

515
00:18:05,260 --> 00:18:06,260
I definitely trim back.

516
00:18:06,260 --> 00:18:07,260
Yeah.

517
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:08,260
No, I can't live in the South and not.

518
00:18:08,260 --> 00:18:09,260
Yeah.

519
00:18:09,260 --> 00:18:10,260
You got to.

520
00:18:10,260 --> 00:18:11,260
I don't get that too.

521
00:18:11,260 --> 00:18:12,260
No.

522
00:18:12,260 --> 00:18:13,260
Because it can get swampy down there.

523
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:14,260
Swampy.

524
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,260
Marshy.

525
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:16,260
I like this.

526
00:18:16,260 --> 00:18:17,260
I like this.

527
00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:18,260
How do you describe it?

528
00:18:18,260 --> 00:18:24,540
That's what I describe it, I guess like a rustler, like wrestle, rustle, like rustle, rust,

529
00:18:24,540 --> 00:18:25,540
rough.

530
00:18:25,540 --> 00:18:26,540
Okay.

531
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:27,540
Tough.

532
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:28,540
Like a jungle.

533
00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:29,540
You know what I mean?

534
00:18:29,540 --> 00:18:30,540
It's rustling.

535
00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:32,840
Like you're rustling in the wind fighting the vines that are all tangled to you in the

536
00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:33,840
woods.

537
00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:34,840
Like that.

538
00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:35,840
What were you trying to?

539
00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:39,900
Do you know, okay so you know when you're in the woods, and there's like vines, like

540
00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:43,780
Indiana Jones that are kind of right no no none of us none of us live in a tropical

541
00:18:44,580 --> 00:18:48,120
But we've seen the movie you try to move or something and you're like, oh shit

542
00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:52,740
I'm kind of trapped and you got to get that machete and hack off all like those vines stuff

543
00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:58,460
That's like Jumanji. Yes, and you're rustling. That's why I was like rustled rustling that makes complete sense. Thank you

544
00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:04,860
Yes, are you saying wrestling or rust like like

545
00:19:05,980 --> 00:19:08,260
I'm trying to combine it metaphorically

546
00:19:08,260 --> 00:19:11,460
Basically, that's what I think like whenever I think of hair like that

547
00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:15,740
I think of a dude in the war in the jungle with some machete fighting his way out the blind

548
00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:19,540
I think of penises. I think of a man in the jungle

549
00:19:24,940 --> 00:19:31,620
Dude man scapes is gonna steal this. Oh, yes. They are. Hey you guys get a sponsorship sponsored not sponsored. No

550
00:19:32,540 --> 00:19:33,700
Let's go

551
00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:37,980
You'll help us get sponsors man because you're uh, how long were you on the road for I?

552
00:19:38,580 --> 00:19:43,300
Was on the road for six and a half years six and a half years. Oh, yeah

553
00:19:43,860 --> 00:19:47,800
Goddamn, so you're you're you're our vet man. How we get sponsorships

554
00:19:49,140 --> 00:19:51,380
You first off you get viewerships

555
00:19:51,380 --> 00:19:53,380
Oh

556
00:20:02,180 --> 00:20:06,820
We average over 115 viewers, thank you episode we think all of them

557
00:20:09,460 --> 00:20:13,540
We average over 115 viewers, I'll have you know, so over oh

558
00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:19,060
Yeah, so that's I mean hey that's

559
00:20:19,060 --> 00:20:21,060
definitely

560
00:20:21,060 --> 00:20:23,060
people

561
00:20:24,020 --> 00:20:28,940
115 viewers they can't all be wrong. Yeah, no they can't they can't they don't need to be

562
00:20:32,180 --> 00:20:35,140
And only seven or eight of those are your mom like that's my just

563
00:20:36,220 --> 00:20:38,220
My mom does watch it. She's a Jew now

564
00:20:38,660 --> 00:20:41,620
Really? Mm-hmm. Good good call on her part. You think so?

565
00:20:41,620 --> 00:20:48,860
I don't know the religion like but uh, so wait your mom actually converted. I swear to God

566
00:20:49,660 --> 00:20:52,580
Okay. Yeah, and now you have to to convert

567
00:20:52,580 --> 00:20:57,740
Yeah, and she's like it's it's dude. It's it's wild like cuz we grew up hardcore Christian, right?

568
00:20:57,740 --> 00:21:01,900
Mm-hmm, and she's German too. Yeah, and she's German and she she just felt bad

569
00:21:01,900 --> 00:21:07,020
She'll go to the temple and shit and she teaches it dude. She teaches it

570
00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:08,700
Yeah, I don't know what it is though

571
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:13,220
I don't know what kind of Judaism it is or if there's just one but uh, I mean

572
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,940
You know I'm saying this

573
00:21:16,820 --> 00:21:21,900
It's not quite the same as like Christianity where it's like, oh, well, I'm a bad time. I'm not okay

574
00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:23,900
Don't back to like it's not quite like that

575
00:21:24,660 --> 00:21:30,020
We actually break it down into flavors of observance for the most part. So

576
00:21:30,700 --> 00:21:34,380
for example, you've got Orthodox Jews who are like your

577
00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:39,020
Stereotypical stereotypical imagine like like close your eyes picture Jew in your head

578
00:21:41,060 --> 00:21:44,380
You're thinking of Adam Sandler, but that's not the

579
00:21:46,260 --> 00:21:48,260
So like, you know the yarmulke

580
00:21:49,540 --> 00:21:52,900
On a man, you know woman dressed fairly plainly and everything

581
00:21:53,020 --> 00:22:00,580
So the the big black hats and and the little twist things and all that like that's those are the Hasidic Jews

582
00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:06,600
That's a very specific type of ultra Orthodox Jew. Oh, so that's not orthodox just regular Orthodox

583
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:08,800
I thought they were the same thing. That's no

584
00:22:09,940 --> 00:22:11,940
the Hasidic

585
00:22:13,940 --> 00:22:15,940
So they're they're

586
00:22:16,180 --> 00:22:18,020
followers of a

587
00:22:18,020 --> 00:22:23,100
17th century rabbi from Eastern Europe who was just like we all have to wear fuzzy hats

588
00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:29,900
And you know not bathe and deep dick bags and they were like we like this we're gonna do that

589
00:22:30,820 --> 00:22:36,940
So that's that's the Hasidic the Orthodox are just like the really like super observant like follow

590
00:22:37,460 --> 00:22:42,440
Follow all the teachings of the Torah sort of thing conservative is the next step down conservative is

591
00:22:44,420 --> 00:22:46,420
Pretty observant

592
00:22:46,420 --> 00:22:52,340
They may not be the most stringently kosher in eating or you know, they may have rules like, you know

593
00:22:52,340 --> 00:22:56,620
They're kosher at home, but when they're out with populations, they might not stick with that

594
00:22:57,580 --> 00:23:02,860
They probably don't grow their beards and wear a yarmulke all the time and those sorts of things then there's

595
00:23:03,900 --> 00:23:05,900
two flavors of the next step down

596
00:23:06,420 --> 00:23:09,880
Reform and liberal and they're basically the same thing

597
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:13,500
Those are if you were a Christian and you were you know, like oh, yeah

598
00:23:13,500 --> 00:23:19,280
No, my family like, you know, we're Easter and Christmas Church people like that sort of thing

599
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:22,760
That's what the liberal and reform would sort of be okay

600
00:23:23,420 --> 00:23:28,180
and then there's the the next step down of Jew which is

601
00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:30,700
atheist which is

602
00:23:32,700 --> 00:23:36,420
Well, no you can laugh at that but it's true it's like think of like so like

603
00:23:37,100 --> 00:23:40,180
the leader of the international humanist movement

604
00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:42,500
Jewish atheist

605
00:23:42,500 --> 00:23:44,500
Karl Marx

606
00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:51,780
gloriously a Jewish atheist like, you know, it's a lot of scientists and everything like that's people that are culturally Jewish like lox and bagel

607
00:23:52,060 --> 00:23:56,080
Not the whole God thing, but you know, you know spend as little money as possible

608
00:23:56,740 --> 00:24:00,980
You know have a have a good job with benefits and you know, listen to your mom

609
00:24:00,980 --> 00:24:04,460
But don't listen listen to your mom like that sort of stuff, but God

610
00:24:04,460 --> 00:24:13,140
Do the converts do they just fall anywhere along that spectrum they can although very rarely will somebody be like I am changing my entire

611
00:24:13,460 --> 00:24:17,580
metaphysical belief structure for the hierarchy of

612
00:24:18,700 --> 00:24:24,820
Theological influence in the universe and I am going to do that to become a reformed Jew like that's very rare

613
00:24:24,820 --> 00:24:26,820
You don't know my mom

614
00:24:28,820 --> 00:24:32,940
Just because even with like reform and liberal like there's so many steps you have to go through

615
00:24:32,940 --> 00:24:36,100
So it's against Jewish law to proselytize

616
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:39,980
So you so it is against Jewish law to try to convert people like to sit here

617
00:24:39,980 --> 00:24:45,500
No, you should find the true word of God through Judy it like that like you're not allowed to do that

618
00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:50,380
I like part of the reason why Jews are here and Christians and Muslims are

619
00:24:51,020 --> 00:24:53,020
Population why you know what I mean?

620
00:24:53,020 --> 00:24:57,620
They went and proselytize that they literally held guns to people's heads and fucking sources

621
00:24:57,620 --> 00:25:01,340
They were like you believe in the one true God, right? And we're just sitting here going

622
00:25:01,340 --> 00:25:03,340
and we're just sitting here going

623
00:25:06,980 --> 00:25:11,900
It's actually religiously if you want to convert which is something your mom would know and I'm sure she's told you about and you

624
00:25:11,900 --> 00:25:13,900
Committed a memory and you understand how all of this works

625
00:25:14,620 --> 00:25:16,620
Because you seem like you care

626
00:25:18,260 --> 00:25:23,540
If you want to become Jewish you have to like go to a rabbi and be like I want to become Jewish and he's gonna go

627
00:25:24,340 --> 00:25:26,340
now

628
00:25:26,340 --> 00:25:32,900
And then he's gonna deny you and then he's gonna like try to like talk to you a little bit and like be like

629
00:25:32,900 --> 00:25:38,160
Why would you want to like explain this and that and he's gonna send you away and then sometime later

630
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:42,020
There's not a specific number of days or whatever, but it's like you can't just come back in 20 minutes

631
00:25:42,020 --> 00:25:46,480
It's like you got to go away and then come back and then be like I want to become Jewish and the rabbi is gonna go

632
00:25:47,420 --> 00:25:50,300
Even after everything we talked about and they're like, yeah, it's like

633
00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:52,780
No

634
00:25:52,780 --> 00:25:57,700
And then you have another discussion and then you got to come back a third time and be like no

635
00:25:57,700 --> 00:25:59,860
I'm pretty sure about the whole

636
00:26:00,700 --> 00:26:02,940
Jewish thing and he'll go

637
00:26:03,940 --> 00:26:08,860
Maybe and then they'll have a more in-depth discussion and then you can start the practice of like

638
00:26:09,580 --> 00:26:16,380
Going to Hebrew school learning all the stuff that you need and then of course, you know, we're a very fastidious people

639
00:26:16,380 --> 00:26:19,500
So there's a test involved. It's it's written multiple choice

640
00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:22,460
It's timed but not you know, too extreme to certain

641
00:26:23,660 --> 00:26:30,100
We're not the SATs or anything and then yeah, and then you go through all that and you can become Jewish

642
00:26:30,700 --> 00:26:34,860
Is there are there outlaw like because I don't know their outlaw

643
00:26:38,660 --> 00:26:41,820
Countryside holding up Catholic money transfers

644
00:26:42,700 --> 00:26:47,420
outlaw rabbis who give people say give people their Judaism and then

645
00:26:47,420 --> 00:26:51,300
But it's not legit, you know what I'm saying? Like somebody's were going to convert with this

646
00:26:51,300 --> 00:26:54,700
Of course, there are of course there are rabbis out there that if somebody's like I want to convert

647
00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:59,180
You're just like that's fine. And then those people do they ever get tested? Nobody would know them, right?

648
00:27:01,180 --> 00:27:04,100
So you that's why when the gods you now say you believe in

649
00:27:05,380 --> 00:27:09,660
I'm kind of on you man, you know, I'm worried about that happens a lot with like so very

650
00:27:10,220 --> 00:27:12,620
Unreligious like liberal and reformed Jewish

651
00:27:12,620 --> 00:27:17,540
People who are marrying non-jews who the non-jew is like I'm gonna convert for the

652
00:27:18,580 --> 00:27:24,380
Wedding and this and that like sometimes that'll just be at the I for the rabbi of the temple that I went to growing up

653
00:27:24,380 --> 00:27:26,380
he was known as the rent a rabbi and

654
00:27:26,940 --> 00:27:32,340
He would just do whatever like he didn't really care. I love that name and we should have a character. Will you play it?

655
00:27:33,140 --> 00:27:38,620
The rent a rabbi for real I could his actual name. He definitely never gonna see this. Okay

656
00:27:38,620 --> 00:27:40,620
He's never gonna

657
00:27:40,620 --> 00:27:45,980
I don't know. This might blow up you're teaching everybody about the Jews and so yeah, no, that's that's what I'm here for

658
00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:49,500
His name is Bobby Lefkowitz

659
00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:57,500
Okay, God damn. Yeah, he moved from Orlando to Tampa area where he's a rabbi now. He's a very nice man. Mm-hmm

660
00:27:58,540 --> 00:28:02,220
Little vishnick it but very nice man. Can you act like I'm real quick?

661
00:28:02,220 --> 00:28:07,220
Hello, okay

662
00:28:09,580 --> 00:28:14,780
Yeah, no, that's basically him there was no more needed that what that it's not like I was that it wasn't that that was a lazy

663
00:28:14,780 --> 00:28:20,020
Impersonation. That's literally just how he is very soft-spoken very very nice

664
00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:25,580
People we come up to him all the time and be like, hey, can we get married and he'd be like I can do a wedding

665
00:28:25,580 --> 00:28:29,780
For you. Are you Jewish? They're like, uh, oh, uh, do we need to be he's like not really

666
00:28:29,780 --> 00:28:36,780
Do you think if we put you in a room with 20 people who all claim to be Jewish you could and there's one actually Jewish person

667
00:28:36,780 --> 00:28:38,780
You could snuff them out

668
00:28:39,100 --> 00:28:44,620
Kill them. No, no find out what do you think snuff them out means sniff them out?

669
00:28:44,620 --> 00:28:46,620
That's a different thing

670
00:28:46,620 --> 00:28:48,620
On the nose

671
00:28:50,620 --> 00:28:53,980
If I put you in a room with 20 people who were you claim to be Jewish

672
00:28:53,980 --> 00:28:59,580
I put you in a room with 20 people who were you claim to be Jewish kill the one who is

673
00:29:00,300 --> 00:29:02,300
Because we do have a position open

674
00:29:03,900 --> 00:29:05,900
Yeah, and we need those skills. Yeah

675
00:29:07,100 --> 00:29:11,820
We need a specific set of skill like I guess my broader question is like if I claim to be Jewish

676
00:29:11,820 --> 00:29:17,420
And I just learned a lot about Jewish culture and the religion could I trick other people into believing I was Jewish?

677
00:29:17,420 --> 00:29:19,420
Yeah, sure like for real. Yeah

678
00:29:19,420 --> 00:29:21,420
Cuz you can there's no like secret passage

679
00:29:21,420 --> 00:29:25,960
No, like secret passage. No, okay, and there was you think I would tell you about it on a podcast

680
00:29:26,940 --> 00:29:29,020
16 people are gonna see of course not

681
00:29:32,460 --> 00:29:34,460
We're going to temple

682
00:29:35,020 --> 00:29:40,540
The synagogue dude, yeah, I when I told my mom I was moving here the first thing she said was oh

683
00:29:40,900 --> 00:29:46,240
I just googled it. There are three synagogues in town. It'll be fine. I'm like, I'm sure it will

684
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:48,240
I mean

685
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:56,240
I've never I've never seen one here. There's three synagogues in Huntsville. I know this one in Alabama is in Huntsville

686
00:29:56,600 --> 00:30:03,120
Probably. Hmm. I'm sure the longest continuous like continually attended one being Huntsville also probably I

687
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:08,800
Only know the the Muslim one what's that called? I don't know

688
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:14,200
I can't remember. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. You take a guess at what you think the

689
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:17,200
Muslim one is called and you take a guess don't

690
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:23,520
You go first JJ. Dom goes first cuz he looks you know, like you would know the Muslim

691
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:28,960
We're asking name of the church the name of their house of worship. They'll be fine

692
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:36,760
Oh, well, if you know if you think you know it hold on to it because I don't have you why do you think I know?

693
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:39,120
I don't think you know he thinks you know

694
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:43,080
And he wants you to answer said he could be like, oh, yeah, I was the same thing. I was gonna say

695
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:45,680
I'm gonna be so far off. I'm gonna say Macedonia

696
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:48,320
That is very far off

697
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:50,320
Macedonia

698
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:53,240
That's a country. I thought you were about to say that was really good. No, not even not even a little bit

699
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:57,280
It's actually a kid. It's it Macedonia is I know what it is

700
00:30:57,280 --> 00:31:03,880
Greece like it's just north of Greece. It's where Alexander the Great is from Alexander of Macedonia like

701
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,080
Ali, they're Shannara

702
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:11,680
Call me. What do you think it's called? I remember what it's called now. Like I forgot. Okay, okay

703
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:18,800
Okay, maybe it's called

704
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:27,720
Oh, okay, so Ali is Allah in there almost said Ali Ali Ali is

705
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:33,760
People pretty man. Oh, okay. Okay. Uh

706
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,120
Hmm

707
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:43,080
Damn and uh, I know it's our this is hard. This is very hard. This is like one the hardest

708
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:48,920
Well, he took a holy shit man. Okay. Hold on because I don't want to say like okay move. Oh

709
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:52,680
No, no, no, no, I'm gonna get this move

710
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:55,680
Move large they all go to a

711
00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:59,240
Shit

712
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:06,120
Yeah, a lot yeah, no, that's perfectly correct answer. What did you think it was? I think he's a mosque right? It is a mosque

713
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:10,160
We're just talking about he's gonna try to act like

714
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:16,200
I'm not the actual name of the one we have here. Oh, no, I agree

715
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:24,400
I don't know what any of the mosques in this town, but none of them are called Macedonia. That is not

716
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:29,800
I went to church called Macedonia. I was young. I didn't know what kind of religion it was. I was trying to find

717
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:37,320
Yeah, Macedonia, I mean it might be Greek Orthodox it might be I

718
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:45,440
Think I think there's a Southern Baptist Church. It's also

719
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:49,120
Well, there's there's a

720
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:51,360
Southern Baptist have a

721
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:55,420
No, it definitely wasn't that's that's Jewish. However

722
00:32:55,420 --> 00:32:57,900
Mount Mcgeddon

723
00:32:59,020 --> 00:33:05,220
Baptist Church is a thing. All right. So when was the first time you caught chlamydia? Oh, let's find this out. Ah

724
00:33:06,220 --> 00:33:08,220
I was a boy of only seven

725
00:33:09,260 --> 00:33:11,260
Goddamn you fucking and

726
00:33:13,900 --> 00:33:15,900
Anyway, I

727
00:33:15,900 --> 00:33:20,580
Tell me you never caught you never you never caught it. No, I've never had anything. You never had anything good on you. Yeah

728
00:33:20,580 --> 00:33:25,700
Good on you. Yeah, I know these two are too young to have

729
00:33:26,420 --> 00:33:31,180
Problems. Yeah, apparently herpes is running around in the comedy scene here in the whole comedy scene

730
00:33:31,860 --> 00:33:37,780
It's just what I hear. I hear things. I don't I don't like things but I hear things. Mm-hmm herpes is everywhere

731
00:33:38,300 --> 00:33:41,940
Somebody in here as it I just got my blood work back. I mean

732
00:33:43,340 --> 00:33:45,660
How was a one see looking?

733
00:33:46,700 --> 00:33:48,700
Everything was good

734
00:33:48,700 --> 00:33:51,220
Everything is blood was bad except herpes

735
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736
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742
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746
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747
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748
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753
00:35:23,980 --> 00:35:28,300
I just I just I'm very fascinated by this. It says you're definitely allergic to pussy

754
00:35:29,900 --> 00:35:31,900
Yes

755
00:35:31,900 --> 00:35:34,420
How did this happen because do we all come out of pussy man?

756
00:35:35,060 --> 00:35:38,220
Well, I came out I came out first off. I was a c-section baby

757
00:35:38,220 --> 00:35:40,700
Holy shit

758
00:35:40,700 --> 00:35:48,100
Second just hives just plenty of no it might implicate that I am definitely allergic to cats

759
00:35:48,100 --> 00:35:50,100
Oh

760
00:35:50,100 --> 00:35:57,100
Yeah, no, I am NOT allergic to pussy I'm just frightened to get near it

761
00:35:57,100 --> 00:36:02,100
I'm just I'm just emotionally vulnerable to pussy

762
00:36:02,100 --> 00:36:06,100
I think we all are. Yeah, everybody in this room is right

763
00:36:06,100 --> 00:36:12,100
I mean nothing be it not you JJ. My only one is easy. He's a gay man. Oh, you're gay. I'm gay

764
00:36:12,100 --> 00:36:19,100
I'm a happy man. I'm not in that was extremely fast because I'm happy man. Dude gay is happy

765
00:36:19,100 --> 00:36:21,100
Hey

766
00:36:21,100 --> 00:36:26,100
It's 2024 everybody's a little gay get the fuck over it. You know what I mean?

767
00:36:26,100 --> 00:36:31,100
He's well, he's he's on the first level of the kins and he has tendency tenancies. No, they tricked me

768
00:36:31,100 --> 00:36:34,100
No, we did not because I don't care. We didn't trick you

769
00:36:34,100 --> 00:36:37,100
We didn't trick you man. You just took the test

770
00:36:37,100 --> 00:36:43,100
You understand that about 70% of all people alive are either a one or four on the Kinsey scale, right?

771
00:36:43,100 --> 00:36:47,100
A one or a four? A four? Why is that? Why's it a jump?

772
00:36:47,100 --> 00:36:50,100
A four is gay. No. Five is all the way?

773
00:36:50,100 --> 00:36:56,100
Five is all the way completely 100% only driven homosexual

774
00:36:56,100 --> 00:37:01,100
Zero is 100% only driven heterosexual

775
00:37:01,100 --> 00:37:04,100
Most people fall into the one or the four category

776
00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:09,100
Yeah, I was a zero

777
00:37:09,100 --> 00:37:11,100
You gotta take the test too

778
00:37:11,100 --> 00:37:12,100
I haven't took it

779
00:37:12,100 --> 00:37:13,100
We all got to take it

780
00:37:13,100 --> 00:37:15,100
I don't think I'm going to but

781
00:37:15,100 --> 00:37:18,100
Dom's like I'm afraid of the answer

782
00:37:18,100 --> 00:37:22,100
Well, first of all, I've seen Brad Pitt and Meet Joe Black

783
00:37:22,100 --> 00:37:26,100
I'm not afraid. He's a beautiful man there. Gorgeous

784
00:37:26,100 --> 00:37:31,100
I watched the movie and I like to tell myself because the female protagonist is really hot too

785
00:37:31,100 --> 00:37:32,100
I like to tell myself

786
00:37:32,100 --> 00:37:33,100
But you can't remember her name

787
00:37:33,100 --> 00:37:34,100
Yeah, can't remember her name

788
00:37:34,100 --> 00:37:37,100
Brad Pitt's like a walk in that shit

789
00:37:37,100 --> 00:37:39,100
What movie? Serena Williams

790
00:37:39,100 --> 00:37:42,100
Was it Rachel Wood? Was Rachel Wood the one in?

791
00:37:42,100 --> 00:37:43,100
No, it wasn't

792
00:37:43,100 --> 00:37:44,100
It was Serena Williams

793
00:37:44,100 --> 00:37:46,100
What are you talking about?

794
00:37:46,100 --> 00:37:48,100
Dude, in the movie

795
00:37:48,100 --> 00:37:50,100
In Meet Joe Black

796
00:37:51,100 --> 00:37:54,100
Get away from me. First of all, you've never seen the movie

797
00:37:54,100 --> 00:37:55,100
Is that where he's death?

798
00:37:55,100 --> 00:37:56,100
Yeah

799
00:37:56,100 --> 00:37:57,100
Yeah, I've seen that

800
00:37:57,100 --> 00:37:58,100
You have?

801
00:37:58,100 --> 00:37:59,100
That's like the one movie I have seen

802
00:37:59,100 --> 00:38:01,100
Look at this guy

803
00:38:01,100 --> 00:38:03,100
You tell me that ain't a piece of ass

804
00:38:03,100 --> 00:38:05,100
I mean I've seen better but not a lot

805
00:38:05,100 --> 00:38:08,100
I'll send a clear picture for you

806
00:38:08,100 --> 00:38:11,100
Brandon, what do you think about that? What does it do for you?

807
00:38:11,100 --> 00:38:13,100
This is a dude right here, man

808
00:38:13,100 --> 00:38:14,100
Yeah

809
00:38:14,100 --> 00:38:17,100
But he's got the Ellen haircut so kind of

810
00:38:17,100 --> 00:38:21,100
There's a dude on Instagram that looks just like this

811
00:38:21,100 --> 00:38:22,100
Really?

812
00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:25,100
He makes videos about looks maxing

813
00:38:25,100 --> 00:38:31,100
Which he explores all these different proven ways of improving how you look

814
00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:34,100
He tells you about you need to make your eyebrows thicker

815
00:38:34,100 --> 00:38:35,100
Take these supplements

816
00:38:35,100 --> 00:38:37,100
You need to get your facial structure to change

817
00:38:37,100 --> 00:38:40,100
So you got to do these massages and these

818
00:38:40,100 --> 00:38:43,100
I feel like we're down to 113 viewers now

819
00:38:44,100 --> 00:38:45,100
What's his name?

820
00:38:45,100 --> 00:38:47,100
I can't remember his name

821
00:38:47,100 --> 00:38:51,100
But he goes on that Omegle shit that Brandon was talking about

822
00:38:51,100 --> 00:38:52,100
People make fun of him on

823
00:38:52,100 --> 00:38:57,100
And he goes on there and women literally they crumble at his beauty

824
00:38:57,100 --> 00:38:59,100
It's the craziest shit I've ever seen

825
00:38:59,100 --> 00:39:01,100
Wouldn't you want to be like that?

826
00:39:01,100 --> 00:39:02,100
You talking about this guy?

827
00:39:02,100 --> 00:39:03,100
No

828
00:39:03,100 --> 00:39:04,100
Oh, okay

829
00:39:04,100 --> 00:39:05,100
Hope not

830
00:39:05,100 --> 00:39:06,100
Yeah, me too

831
00:39:06,100 --> 00:39:08,100
I wouldn't want to be unapproachably beautiful

832
00:39:08,100 --> 00:39:09,100
No?

833
00:39:09,100 --> 00:39:10,100
No

834
00:39:10,100 --> 00:39:11,100
You would get anything you wanted in life

835
00:39:11,100 --> 00:39:14,100
Beautiful people have it so much easier than regular people

836
00:39:14,100 --> 00:39:15,100
Oh yeah, you ever seen it?

837
00:39:15,100 --> 00:39:16,100
The halo effect

838
00:39:16,100 --> 00:39:17,100
You do it without even noticing you're doing it

839
00:39:17,100 --> 00:39:19,100
Well you probably don't because you

840
00:39:19,100 --> 00:39:20,100
Well I already get that treatment

841
00:39:20,100 --> 00:39:24,100
That's why being unapproachably beautiful I feel like we'd be a step too far

842
00:39:27,100 --> 00:39:28,100
So this is him?

843
00:39:28,100 --> 00:39:29,100
No

844
00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:30,100
No, this is not him

845
00:39:30,100 --> 00:39:31,100
I'm sorry, I'm looking

846
00:39:31,100 --> 00:39:32,100
Don't worry about it, Brandon

847
00:39:32,100 --> 00:39:33,100
We were just saying what it is

848
00:39:33,100 --> 00:39:34,100
Hell yeah, man

849
00:39:34,100 --> 00:39:36,100
But I agree with that 100% man

850
00:39:36,100 --> 00:39:38,100
Life would be easier

851
00:39:38,100 --> 00:39:42,100
Yeah, the pretty privilege, the halo effect, it's a real thing man

852
00:39:42,100 --> 00:39:45,100
Do you treat better looking people different?

853
00:39:47,100 --> 00:39:48,100
I try to ignore them more

854
00:39:48,100 --> 00:39:49,100
Why?

855
00:39:49,100 --> 00:39:50,100
I respect that

856
00:39:50,100 --> 00:39:52,100
Because the universe needs balance, alright?

857
00:39:52,100 --> 00:39:55,100
Everybody tripping over themselves for the beautiful people

858
00:39:55,100 --> 00:39:58,100
I feel like it's my responsibility to go that extra step and be like

859
00:39:58,100 --> 00:40:00,100
Oh you look gorgeous, fuck you

860
00:40:00,100 --> 00:40:02,100
You gotta swing that pendulum back

861
00:40:02,100 --> 00:40:04,100
That's what we did this time around

862
00:40:06,100 --> 00:40:08,100
Talking about Luigi Mangione again?

863
00:40:10,100 --> 00:40:11,100
That's all he talks about

864
00:40:12,100 --> 00:40:14,100
It's like, oh man you got more rice in your bowl than I did

865
00:40:14,100 --> 00:40:18,100
Well, you know, because those CEOs, right?

866
00:40:18,100 --> 00:40:22,100
I mean look what he did when he couldn't fuck anymore man

867
00:40:25,100 --> 00:40:26,100
Oh he still fucked

868
00:40:27,100 --> 00:40:29,100
He fucked that one dude right up

869
00:40:30,100 --> 00:40:34,100
Do you think he just like, there's no way they just brought him to the county jail right?

870
00:40:34,100 --> 00:40:35,100
I don't know, like afterwards?

871
00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:38,100
Well yeah, he's in some kind of county jail right now

872
00:40:38,100 --> 00:40:41,100
He means that the cops took him for a ride before they brought him in

873
00:40:41,100 --> 00:40:43,100
Oh beat him up now?

874
00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:44,100
Not him

875
00:40:44,100 --> 00:40:46,100
They would do it for like a rapist or

876
00:40:46,100 --> 00:40:48,100
If he was

877
00:40:48,100 --> 00:40:51,100
Yeah I don't think the cops in Altoona, Pennsylvania are like

878
00:40:51,100 --> 00:40:53,100
Oh we're on the sides of the CEO

879
00:40:53,100 --> 00:40:55,100
Like that

880
00:40:55,100 --> 00:40:57,100
I mean they were probably real happy to get him and be like

881
00:40:57,100 --> 00:40:59,100
Oh man I'm gonna tell you what story is, it's gonna be so cool

882
00:40:59,100 --> 00:41:01,100
But it's not like one of those things where it's like

883
00:41:01,100 --> 00:41:04,100
That CEO was married to my sister you son of a bitch

884
00:41:06,100 --> 00:41:09,100
No but do you think it would have been different if he was different?

885
00:41:10,100 --> 00:41:11,100
Oh if he was black?

886
00:41:11,100 --> 00:41:12,100
Yeah

887
00:41:12,100 --> 00:41:13,100
You better get the fuck out of here

888
00:41:13,100 --> 00:41:15,100
Yeah but then it wouldn't matter what he did

889
00:41:15,100 --> 00:41:19,100
Cause Altoona, Pennsylvania and cops so

890
00:41:21,100 --> 00:41:25,100
I think they would have caught him if he was black is a better question

891
00:41:26,100 --> 00:41:28,100
Well they would have caught somebody, it might not have been the right guy

892
00:41:28,100 --> 00:41:30,100
They would have definitely got somebody

893
00:41:30,100 --> 00:41:32,100
You match the description

894
00:41:32,100 --> 00:41:34,100
Damn man that was so

895
00:41:35,100 --> 00:41:37,100
Do you think this man is attractive?

896
00:41:39,100 --> 00:41:40,100
In that picture?

897
00:41:40,100 --> 00:41:41,100
Which one?

898
00:41:41,100 --> 00:41:42,100
That one

899
00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:43,100
No he doesn't

900
00:41:43,100 --> 00:41:45,100
Do a picture that does him some justice

901
00:41:45,100 --> 00:41:47,100
Okay I got you man hold on

902
00:41:47,100 --> 00:41:49,100
Let me find one of these pictures here

903
00:41:49,100 --> 00:41:50,100
I guess we can click on this one

904
00:41:50,100 --> 00:41:52,100
That's the one he decided on

905
00:41:52,100 --> 00:41:53,100
He decided on that one

906
00:41:53,100 --> 00:41:54,100
It's just built

907
00:41:54,100 --> 00:41:56,100
But for a guy to be attractive

908
00:41:56,100 --> 00:41:59,100
You have to have classical features

909
00:41:59,100 --> 00:42:01,100
You know like a female

910
00:42:01,100 --> 00:42:03,100
Yeah actually yeah

911
00:42:03,100 --> 00:42:07,100
He's kind of symmetrical, I mean a monobrow is kind of the most symmetrical thing you can have

912
00:42:07,100 --> 00:42:08,100
That's true

913
00:42:08,100 --> 00:42:09,100
Yeah?

914
00:42:09,100 --> 00:42:10,100
You think he's hot?

915
00:42:10,100 --> 00:42:12,100
I mean I'm not saying that dude

916
00:42:12,100 --> 00:42:14,100
He's just saying he's fucking hot

917
00:42:14,100 --> 00:42:15,100
It doesn't matter if he's hot or not

918
00:42:15,100 --> 00:42:18,100
J.J. is like all about it, he would slob that up so hard

919
00:42:18,100 --> 00:42:21,100
It's like kill two more CEOs for me shoot daddy

920
00:42:22,100 --> 00:42:24,100
No no

921
00:42:24,100 --> 00:42:26,100
Wait didn't he say something about Diddy too?

922
00:42:26,100 --> 00:42:29,100
I could be wrong, it could have been some fake news

923
00:42:29,100 --> 00:42:31,100
Well everybody needs healthcare Bernie

924
00:42:31,100 --> 00:42:32,100
Everybody says stuff about Diddy

925
00:42:32,100 --> 00:42:35,100
Yeah like LeBron didn't he just step down too?

926
00:42:35,100 --> 00:42:37,100
He did, he retired

927
00:42:37,100 --> 00:42:38,100
That is wild

928
00:42:38,100 --> 00:42:39,100
For the first time ever

929
00:42:39,100 --> 00:42:40,100
He what?

930
00:42:40,100 --> 00:42:43,100
For the first time ever he's taking time away for personal reasons

931
00:42:43,100 --> 00:42:48,100
Sure it has nothing to do with his son being D string on a C level basketball team?

932
00:42:48,100 --> 00:42:49,100
I mean

933
00:42:49,100 --> 00:42:51,100
He just yeah I was gonna say he just dropped 30

934
00:42:51,100 --> 00:42:56,100
Yeah against St. Mary's High School for the death

935
00:42:59,100 --> 00:43:01,100
This your boy right here, this your goat?

936
00:43:01,100 --> 00:43:02,100
My goat? No

937
00:43:02,100 --> 00:43:03,100
Who's your goat?

938
00:43:03,100 --> 00:43:06,100
My goat is either for basketball

939
00:43:06,100 --> 00:43:08,100
Dream at the Doja Bar

940
00:43:08,100 --> 00:43:10,100
Or maybe Will Chamberlain

941
00:43:11,100 --> 00:43:12,100
Will Chamberlain is a good

942
00:43:12,100 --> 00:43:15,100
He's just all about basketball players who fuck

943
00:43:15,100 --> 00:43:18,100
Yeah I mean Michael Jordan is good too and Kobe

944
00:43:18,100 --> 00:43:19,100
He's okay

945
00:43:19,100 --> 00:43:21,100
Yeah he's good too or whatever you know

946
00:43:21,100 --> 00:43:22,100
He's okay

947
00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:24,100
What about John Stockton? Fuck John Stockton

948
00:43:24,100 --> 00:43:28,100
He's good too, that's the people they would look at that Dr. J come on

949
00:43:28,100 --> 00:43:30,100
Dennis Rodman he's alright, he's good

950
00:43:30,100 --> 00:43:33,100
Dennis Rodman is a mediocre basketball player

951
00:43:33,100 --> 00:43:37,100
Dennis Rodman is a mediocre basketball player who is more than willing to throw elbows and body up in a top

952
00:43:37,100 --> 00:43:38,100
I agree

953
00:43:38,100 --> 00:43:40,100
But wasn't bodying up going on in the NBA

954
00:43:40,100 --> 00:43:44,100
Well he first of all he was one of the best defensive players of all time

955
00:43:44,100 --> 00:43:46,100
Not mediocre I mean he was terrible at offense

956
00:43:46,100 --> 00:43:51,100
So he would get 20 rebounds, 10 blocks, 10 steals and no points

957
00:43:51,100 --> 00:43:53,100
But you need somebody like that

958
00:43:53,100 --> 00:43:58,100
Yeah and I'm saying if they'd have let Kermit Washington keep punching dudes he would have been just as good on defense

959
00:43:58,100 --> 00:44:00,100
Like that's all that was

960
00:44:00,100 --> 00:44:01,100
But you know where he was from

961
00:44:01,100 --> 00:44:04,100
You see that, that man's in a blouse

962
00:44:04,100 --> 00:44:06,100
Fuck your shit up

963
00:44:06,100 --> 00:44:08,100
I mean he honestly would

964
00:44:08,100 --> 00:44:11,100
Shirts versus blouses

965
00:44:11,100 --> 00:44:14,100
Does he count as the first openly gay NBA player?

966
00:44:14,100 --> 00:44:15,100
Who?

967
00:44:14,100 --> 00:44:15,100
Maybe

968
00:44:15,100 --> 00:44:16,100
Dennis Rodman

969
00:44:16,100 --> 00:44:17,100
He's not gay

970
00:44:17,100 --> 00:44:18,100
He married himself

971
00:44:18,100 --> 00:44:19,100
Yeah but he's not gay

972
00:44:19,100 --> 00:44:20,100
Yeah that's not gay

973
00:44:20,100 --> 00:44:21,100
You saying he's not a man?

974
00:44:21,100 --> 00:44:23,100
He might have fucked a dude or two but he's not gay

975
00:44:23,100 --> 00:44:27,100
Are you questioning his masculinity by saying that he's marrying himself?

976
00:44:27,100 --> 00:44:29,100
It's fucked up dude

977
00:44:29,100 --> 00:44:30,100
Damn

978
00:44:29,100 --> 00:44:30,100
So fucked up

979
00:44:30,100 --> 00:44:34,100
But dude he's from the bad boys so of course he's gonna be wild you know what I mean?

980
00:44:34,100 --> 00:44:35,100
He was friends with your boy

981
00:44:35,100 --> 00:44:36,100
What boy?

982
00:44:36,100 --> 00:44:37,100
What boy?

983
00:44:37,100 --> 00:44:38,100
What boy?

984
00:44:38,100 --> 00:44:40,100
Hulk Hogan man

985
00:44:40,100 --> 00:44:41,100
Hulk Hogan, he's cool with Hulk Hogan

986
00:44:41,100 --> 00:44:42,100
He was in the NWO

987
00:44:42,100 --> 00:44:44,100
The rest of what are we talking about? Summer Slam

988
00:44:44,100 --> 00:44:47,100
I know and he was in NWO too wasn't he? NWCW

989
00:44:47,100 --> 00:44:49,100
No what was that Summer Slam?

990
00:44:49,100 --> 00:44:52,100
Whenever they went against Karl Malone and it was Karl Malone

991
00:44:52,100 --> 00:44:53,100
No that was WCW

992
00:44:53,100 --> 00:44:58,100
Now Karl Malone has a solid argument for the best player on and off the court

993
00:44:58,100 --> 00:45:00,100
Yeah he's got some, I got one of his cards

994
00:45:00,100 --> 00:45:02,100
Karl Malone's not a player he just crush a lot

995
00:45:02,100 --> 00:45:06,100
You watch wrestling?

996
00:45:06,100 --> 00:45:07,100
Used to

997
00:45:07,100 --> 00:45:09,100
Which year? What era?

998
00:45:09,100 --> 00:45:10,100
What era?

999
00:45:10,100 --> 00:45:14,100
Through the 90s and the end of the attitude era

1000
00:45:14,100 --> 00:45:16,100
That's when I was into

1001
00:45:16,100 --> 00:45:19,100
You liked the 80s too? Like the golden era also?

1002
00:45:19,100 --> 00:45:20,100
Yeah

1003
00:45:20,100 --> 00:45:21,100
And Bret Hard and Hulk Hogan

1004
00:45:21,100 --> 00:45:23,100
Bret Hard is my favorite wrestler of all time

1005
00:45:23,100 --> 00:45:24,100
Dude for real? Hell yeah man

1006
00:45:24,100 --> 00:45:30,100
Dude I was fucking 12 years old and being like real men wear pink

1007
00:45:30,100 --> 00:45:35,100
People were like fuck are you talking about man? Just be a fan of Goldberg like everybody else

1008
00:45:35,100 --> 00:45:40,100
And I'm like nah Bret Hard best there is best there was best there ever will be

1009
00:45:40,100 --> 00:45:44,100
Wait people didn't like Bret Hard back in the early 90s? I thought he was the best

1010
00:45:44,100 --> 00:45:47,100
First off he was a heel so they weren't supposed to like him

1011
00:45:47,100 --> 00:45:49,100
He was foreign as well

1012
00:45:49,100 --> 00:45:53,100
Yeah there was a lot of anti-immigrant hate pointed towards him

1013
00:45:53,100 --> 00:45:56,100
Damn man just like with New Jack

1014
00:45:56,100 --> 00:45:57,100
He was immigrant?

1015
00:45:57,100 --> 00:46:00,100
Well no it was a lot of hate he had to go through

1016
00:46:00,100 --> 00:46:03,100
New Jack also stabbed somebody's eye out with four

1017
00:46:03,100 --> 00:46:05,100
Well he had every right to do that

1018
00:46:05,100 --> 00:46:09,100
And they hated him for it and that was unfair

1019
00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:11,100
That's wrestling man

1020
00:46:11,100 --> 00:46:14,100
He did beat the shit out of that kid though

1021
00:46:14,100 --> 00:46:15,100
Well dude he didn't know

1022
00:46:15,100 --> 00:46:18,100
He didn't know that kid had cancer

1023
00:46:18,100 --> 00:46:22,100
And he said hey the kid called him a nigga so

1024
00:46:22,100 --> 00:46:23,100
Fair

1025
00:46:23,100 --> 00:46:24,100
Yeah

1026
00:46:24,100 --> 00:46:26,100
So you could beat the shit out of the kid they call you?

1027
00:46:26,100 --> 00:46:29,100
No not the kid I'd probably be like hey man we got it

1028
00:46:29,100 --> 00:46:30,100
That's not right

1029
00:46:30,100 --> 00:46:31,100
You could trip him for sure

1030
00:46:31,100 --> 00:46:33,100
Brandon would be like kid what you call me where's your daddy at?

1031
00:46:33,100 --> 00:46:35,100
His dad walks over it's like

1032
00:46:35,100 --> 00:46:37,100
I'm gonna beat the fuck out of this kid

1033
00:46:40,100 --> 00:46:43,100
I'd be like yeah I can't believe this

1034
00:46:43,100 --> 00:46:46,100
Yeah where's your mom at kid?

1035
00:46:46,100 --> 00:46:49,100
Y'all gonna beat the fuck out of this kid

1036
00:46:49,100 --> 00:46:52,100
Yeah he's like I don't have a mom son

1037
00:46:52,100 --> 00:46:54,100
I'm not your son

1038
00:46:54,100 --> 00:46:56,100
Now I got a question

1039
00:46:56,100 --> 00:46:58,100
While we're here and we're talking about this stuff

1040
00:46:58,100 --> 00:47:00,100
And I'm ready to be canceled anyway

1041
00:47:00,100 --> 00:47:02,100
Let's just fucking talk about it

1042
00:47:04,100 --> 00:47:10,100
How do the both of you feel about how black each other is?

1043
00:47:11,100 --> 00:47:13,100
I'll tell you how I feel

1044
00:47:13,100 --> 00:47:15,100
I didn't ask you

1045
00:47:17,100 --> 00:47:18,100
Because here's the thing

1046
00:47:18,100 --> 00:47:21,100
Like I've heard both of you on stage and off

1047
00:47:21,100 --> 00:47:24,100
Talk about like you know your blackness

1048
00:47:24,100 --> 00:47:27,100
And you know how you see yourself as part of that culture

1049
00:47:27,100 --> 00:47:28,100
And everything you do jokes about

1050
00:47:28,100 --> 00:47:31,100
Like you know you talk a lot about the fact that you're half black

1051
00:47:31,100 --> 00:47:33,100
And how that plays in and what not

1052
00:47:33,100 --> 00:47:36,100
I'm curious how black do you think Dom is?

1053
00:47:38,100 --> 00:47:40,100
Hmm well I mean

1054
00:47:41,100 --> 00:47:43,100
Blackness

1055
00:47:44,100 --> 00:47:45,100
Let me think man

1056
00:47:45,100 --> 00:47:48,100
Because like what I'm trying to think is like dude it's not a certain way

1057
00:47:48,100 --> 00:47:52,100
Like dude of course you're half black half German right?

1058
00:47:52,100 --> 00:47:54,100
So there you go

1059
00:47:54,100 --> 00:47:56,100
He's saying to my nigga

1060
00:47:56,100 --> 00:47:57,100
Yeah

1061
00:47:57,100 --> 00:48:00,100
Well I wasn't using that wording out loud on video

1062
00:48:00,100 --> 00:48:02,100
But then again

1063
00:48:02,100 --> 00:48:05,100
You can always tell you can instantly tell how somebody grew up

1064
00:48:05,100 --> 00:48:08,100
Just by talking to them and how they act

1065
00:48:08,100 --> 00:48:09,100
You got Uppity niggas

1066
00:48:09,100 --> 00:48:13,100
You got me and Brandon around the same

1067
00:48:13,100 --> 00:48:16,100
Because you grew up like hood adjacent?

1068
00:48:16,100 --> 00:48:18,100
Yeah both like both were

1069
00:48:18,100 --> 00:48:20,100
We're in the hood and then the house

1070
00:48:20,100 --> 00:48:21,100
Yeah like I was between both

1071
00:48:21,100 --> 00:48:22,100
Between both right yeah

1072
00:48:22,100 --> 00:48:23,100
Between both

1073
00:48:23,100 --> 00:48:28,100
So you'll be able to talk to them and you'll be able to tell just how they talk

1074
00:48:28,100 --> 00:48:31,100
But it's just various degrees of nigga

1075
00:48:33,100 --> 00:48:35,100
Okay so I'm aware of all of that

1076
00:48:35,100 --> 00:48:39,100
I was asking specifically how black do you think Dom is

1077
00:48:39,100 --> 00:48:42,100
And then I was going to ask you how black do you think he is

1078
00:48:42,100 --> 00:48:43,100
What do you mean how black though?

1079
00:48:43,100 --> 00:48:45,100
Yeah I don't because not that black

1080
00:48:45,100 --> 00:48:47,100
You talk about my house

1081
00:48:47,100 --> 00:48:52,100
No I got eyes I can see how light or dark

1082
00:48:52,100 --> 00:48:56,100
What I'm saying is that both of you regularly do material

1083
00:48:56,100 --> 00:48:59,100
Whether it's you talking about like your crackhead uncle from Detroit

1084
00:48:59,100 --> 00:49:01,100
That doesn't have anything to do with black

1085
00:49:01,100 --> 00:49:03,100
They're always his mom

1086
00:49:03,100 --> 00:49:05,100
I want everybody out there to know

1087
00:49:05,100 --> 00:49:07,100
You're not wrong

1088
00:49:07,100 --> 00:49:10,100
I'm in the middle of the sentence

1089
00:49:10,100 --> 00:49:15,100
I was saying that changed the way that you were brought up

1090
00:49:15,100 --> 00:49:20,100
And in the joke you talk about like your cousins and like them treating you differently

1091
00:49:20,100 --> 00:49:21,100
And

1092
00:49:21,100 --> 00:49:23,100
That's because he was a TORR

1093
00:49:23,100 --> 00:49:24,100
Yeah

1094
00:49:24,100 --> 00:49:25,100
That was just

1095
00:49:25,100 --> 00:49:27,100
He made it seem like

1096
00:49:27,100 --> 00:49:29,100
But through the lens of the black community

1097
00:49:29,100 --> 00:49:31,100
Because they feel differently about those

1098
00:49:31,100 --> 00:49:34,100
Yeah so I was just curious about that

1099
00:49:34,100 --> 00:49:37,100
Because and it's not like me being like

1100
00:49:37,100 --> 00:49:41,100
It's like how you see yourself on stage

1101
00:49:41,100 --> 00:49:44,100
And I never had the chance to sit down and talk with either of you about it

1102
00:49:44,100 --> 00:49:45,100
I never thought about it

1103
00:49:45,100 --> 00:49:49,100
And how you see each other because you've seen each other's comedy when you're talking about that stuff

1104
00:49:49,100 --> 00:49:53,100
So I was curious I'm sorry I know this is to make funny dick jokes

1105
00:49:53,100 --> 00:49:54,100
No no no

1106
00:49:54,100 --> 00:49:59,100
But I was honestly earnestly curious about how the both of you see each other like that

1107
00:49:59,100 --> 00:50:02,100
And if that and then I was going to move on to then asking

1108
00:50:02,100 --> 00:50:04,100
You know does that change the way you see yourself

1109
00:50:04,100 --> 00:50:06,100
Sorry for trying to have like an actual conversation

1110
00:50:06,100 --> 00:50:07,100
No no

1111
00:50:07,100 --> 00:50:08,100
We're still here

1112
00:50:08,100 --> 00:50:09,100
We're here

1113
00:50:09,100 --> 00:50:10,100
You just got done talking now

1114
00:50:10,100 --> 00:50:11,100
I get it

1115
00:50:11,100 --> 00:50:12,100
We'll go get it there

1116
00:50:12,100 --> 00:50:15,100
But like I know exactly how Brandon grew up

1117
00:50:15,100 --> 00:50:17,100
I have a friend just like him

1118
00:50:17,100 --> 00:50:20,100
Like they grew up the same way like the same structure

1119
00:50:20,100 --> 00:50:23,100
His mom all that they're like literally the same

1120
00:50:23,100 --> 00:50:24,100
Couldn't be more different people

1121
00:50:24,100 --> 00:50:26,100
But they grew up the same

1122
00:50:26,100 --> 00:50:28,100
But like it ain't

1123
00:50:28,100 --> 00:50:30,100
I don't know you don't see it as like who like

1124
00:50:30,100 --> 00:50:32,100
You like because you're trying to say like who's blacker

1125
00:50:32,100 --> 00:50:33,100
Or something like that

1126
00:50:33,100 --> 00:50:35,100
I'm not trying to set it up as a contest

1127
00:50:35,100 --> 00:50:37,100
I'm just curious

1128
00:50:37,100 --> 00:50:40,100
I don't think you really see stuff as like black

1129
00:50:40,100 --> 00:50:42,100
As this person like what kind

1130
00:50:42,100 --> 00:50:44,100
I do I say what kind of black

1131
00:50:44,100 --> 00:50:47,100
Because I'm like are you or did you grow up from means

1132
00:50:47,100 --> 00:50:50,100
Because those are the only ones who like when people cry about racist shit

1133
00:50:50,100 --> 00:50:53,100
It's usually the ones who who came from like money

1134
00:50:53,100 --> 00:50:54,100
And they didn't have really go through shit

1135
00:50:54,100 --> 00:50:56,100
They cry when they get called a nigger or something like that

1136
00:50:56,100 --> 00:50:58,100
You know say I've been called it since I was eight years old

1137
00:50:58,100 --> 00:50:59,100
Walking to get a video

1138
00:50:59,100 --> 00:51:03,100
All right so you know saying that you could tell literally the difference

1139
00:51:03,100 --> 00:51:06,100
Between like people who grew up with money

1140
00:51:06,100 --> 00:51:09,100
And then people who are middle class and then people who grew up in the gutter

1141
00:51:09,100 --> 00:51:10,100
You know what I mean

1142
00:51:10,100 --> 00:51:11,100
And then that's how I break them down

1143
00:51:11,100 --> 00:51:13,100
Not like by the blackness

1144
00:51:13,100 --> 00:51:14,100
So it's all socioeconomic

1145
00:51:14,100 --> 00:51:16,100
You don't see it in any way as being cultural

1146
00:51:16,100 --> 00:51:17,100
It's just socioeconomic

1147
00:51:17,100 --> 00:51:19,100
Well yeah all the black culture is similar

1148
00:51:19,100 --> 00:51:21,100
So you always gonna have

1149
00:51:21,100 --> 00:51:23,100
Even the rich ones

1150
00:51:23,100 --> 00:51:26,100
They're gonna still be in the same kind of culture

1151
00:51:26,100 --> 00:51:27,100
They're gonna do shit blacks

1152
00:51:27,100 --> 00:51:29,100
Yeah they're still gonna do shit black

1153
00:51:29,100 --> 00:51:30,100
Okay

1154
00:51:30,100 --> 00:51:31,100
Mm-hmm

1155
00:51:32,100 --> 00:51:33,100
Well yeah

1156
00:51:33,100 --> 00:51:35,100
Couldn't say it more perfect

1157
00:51:35,100 --> 00:51:38,100
It might be everyone's like the same

1158
00:51:38,100 --> 00:51:41,100
Everyone sees themselves as the same amount of black

1159
00:51:41,100 --> 00:51:43,100
There might be less of that

1160
00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:44,100
Going to markets

1161
00:51:44,100 --> 00:51:46,100
Yeah and then you got like mixed people

1162
00:51:46,100 --> 00:51:47,100
Mixed people can go either way

1163
00:51:47,100 --> 00:51:52,100
Because you got like me and my sister and my little brother are just like me

1164
00:51:52,100 --> 00:51:53,100
You know what I'm saying

1165
00:51:53,100 --> 00:51:57,100
And then you got my big brother who's the whitest motherfucker you could ever imagine

1166
00:51:57,100 --> 00:51:59,100
Like I mean and he hates it

1167
00:51:59,100 --> 00:52:01,100
People always say

1168
00:52:01,100 --> 00:52:03,100
People always say you know

1169
00:52:03,100 --> 00:52:05,100
Dominique acts black

1170
00:52:05,100 --> 00:52:07,100
And I act white

1171
00:52:07,100 --> 00:52:08,100
And I really hate that

1172
00:52:08,100 --> 00:52:10,100
You know that's how he talks

1173
00:52:10,100 --> 00:52:12,100
And he was born raised in the hood

1174
00:52:12,100 --> 00:52:13,100
You know what I'm saying

1175
00:52:13,100 --> 00:52:16,100
But he also is crazy so he gets a pass

1176
00:52:16,100 --> 00:52:17,100
You know when you

1177
00:52:17,100 --> 00:52:18,100
Sure

1178
00:52:18,100 --> 00:52:19,100
Something about him

1179
00:52:19,100 --> 00:52:21,100
He gets like he will fuck you up

1180
00:52:21,100 --> 00:52:24,100
So he gets a pass so he got to be like the nerdy black guy

1181
00:52:24,100 --> 00:52:26,100
Around and nobody really fucked with him

1182
00:52:26,100 --> 00:52:27,100
Because well they couldn't

1183
00:52:27,100 --> 00:52:30,100
Because he was like a cheese like hairpin trigger in his elbow

1184
00:52:30,100 --> 00:52:32,100
I still could beat his ass though

1185
00:52:32,100 --> 00:52:33,100
Yeah I bet

1186
00:52:33,100 --> 00:52:35,100
He used to fuck me up when we were younger

1187
00:52:35,100 --> 00:52:37,100
I thought you had difficulty scooping rice earlier

1188
00:52:37,100 --> 00:52:39,100
I don't know

1189
00:52:39,100 --> 00:52:42,100
I don't know how you're doing in a street throw down right now

1190
00:52:42,100 --> 00:52:45,100
See and because you've been bringing up

1191
00:52:45,100 --> 00:52:47,100
Jewish stuff a lot and everything

1192
00:52:47,100 --> 00:52:49,100
And part of the reason why I like asking about

1193
00:52:49,100 --> 00:52:52,100
You know asking this sort of question

1194
00:52:52,100 --> 00:52:54,100
And getting feedback on it and everything is because

1195
00:52:54,100 --> 00:52:55,100
Here's the unique thing about Jews right

1196
00:52:55,100 --> 00:52:57,100
Like it like it's unquestionable

1197
00:52:57,100 --> 00:52:59,100
Jews are a minority right

1198
00:52:59,100 --> 00:53:01,100
Very small group

1199
00:53:01,100 --> 00:53:03,100
Very small population group

1200
00:53:03,100 --> 00:53:05,100
Jewish is not a race

1201
00:53:05,100 --> 00:53:08,100
There is no racial construct around Judaism right

1202
00:53:08,100 --> 00:53:10,100
It's a religion but it's also a culture

1203
00:53:10,100 --> 00:53:13,100
And there's also you know all of this like specific historical stuff

1204
00:53:13,100 --> 00:53:17,100
And Jews come from all over the world

1205
00:53:17,100 --> 00:53:21,100
But oddly enough just the way things are

1206
00:53:21,100 --> 00:53:27,100
Jews are a minority that are not recognized by minorities as a minority

1207
00:53:27,100 --> 00:53:29,100
So we can't tell the difference between the young and the old

1208
00:53:29,100 --> 00:53:33,100
Amongst black and Hispanic communities especially

1209
00:53:33,100 --> 00:53:35,100
When it comes to Jews if you ask for like a race

1210
00:53:35,100 --> 00:53:38,100
If you ask them about the race of a

1211
00:53:38,100 --> 00:53:41,100
Like they will say they're white like super white

1212
00:53:41,100 --> 00:53:42,100
Like the whitest of white

1213
00:53:42,100 --> 00:53:45,100
Like Jews might be like whiter than white is white

1214
00:53:45,100 --> 00:53:46,100
Yeah

1215
00:53:46,100 --> 00:53:48,100
If you ask white people especially the ones who are you know

1216
00:53:48,100 --> 00:53:51,100
Really proud about being white

1217
00:53:51,100 --> 00:53:53,100
Jews are the least white you can be

1218
00:53:53,100 --> 00:53:55,100
Like there is nothing less white

1219
00:53:55,100 --> 00:53:57,100
I concur

1220
00:53:57,100 --> 00:54:00,100
Dom has a better chance of getting into white heaven

1221
00:54:00,100 --> 00:54:02,100
Maybe a brother

1222
00:54:02,100 --> 00:54:04,100
Then a Jew does

1223
00:54:04,100 --> 00:54:06,100
You know what I mean like that is

1224
00:54:06,100 --> 00:54:08,100
And so it's this weird dichotomy where

1225
00:54:08,100 --> 00:54:13,100
From a racial and cultural aspect

1226
00:54:13,100 --> 00:54:18,100
Jews are both at the same time a separated out minority

1227
00:54:18,100 --> 00:54:21,100
From white America and white communities

1228
00:54:21,100 --> 00:54:25,100
Yet at the same time are not a member of minority communities

1229
00:54:25,100 --> 00:54:29,100
Or acknowledged by minority communities as being part of that minority

1230
00:54:29,100 --> 00:54:32,100
So that's part of the reason why I asked like

1231
00:54:32,100 --> 00:54:35,100
And again I just hadn't had a chance while we were chillin' at a mic or something

1232
00:54:35,100 --> 00:54:37,100
To ask either of you about this

1233
00:54:37,100 --> 00:54:39,100
And I thought now I have you trapped and it's a good time

1234
00:54:39,100 --> 00:54:40,100
Hell yeah

1235
00:54:40,100 --> 00:54:41,100
Good question

1236
00:54:41,100 --> 00:54:44,100
How do you feel about seeing yourselves and each other

1237
00:54:44,100 --> 00:54:47,100
And does the way you see each other and your blackness

1238
00:54:47,100 --> 00:54:49,100
Change the way that you see yourself

1239
00:54:49,100 --> 00:54:53,100
No I'd say the only time it comes into plays like that

1240
00:54:53,100 --> 00:54:55,100
Where the blackness is when somebody's coonin'

1241
00:54:55,100 --> 00:54:57,100
You know what I'm sayin'

1242
00:54:57,100 --> 00:55:00,100
So whenever you out there like you tap toeing four white motherfuckers

1243
00:55:00,100 --> 00:55:01,100
You know what I'm sayin'

1244
00:55:01,100 --> 00:55:03,100
It's like you should be

1245
00:55:03,100 --> 00:55:05,100
I always feel like you should be yourself around everybody

1246
00:55:05,100 --> 00:55:07,100
Now if I came up and I was like

1247
00:55:07,100 --> 00:55:09,100
Let's say everybody in here was black and I'm just saying like

1248
00:55:09,100 --> 00:55:12,100
You know talk a regular and then I went out there with a group of people

1249
00:55:12,100 --> 00:55:14,100
And everybody was like dude seriously

1250
00:55:14,100 --> 00:55:16,100
I'm like get the fuck out of here

1251
00:55:16,100 --> 00:55:17,100
I hate that shit

1252
00:55:17,100 --> 00:55:21,100
Well isn't there also an element of this concept of you talking regular

1253
00:55:21,100 --> 00:55:25,100
And if you went in and you were hanging out with a whole group of black people

1254
00:55:25,100 --> 00:55:28,100
And all of a sudden you started like turning it up

1255
00:55:28,100 --> 00:55:29,100
Exactly same thing

1256
00:55:29,100 --> 00:55:30,100
So that's the same thing for white people

1257
00:55:30,100 --> 00:55:31,100
And white people do that too

1258
00:55:31,100 --> 00:55:32,100
Where it's like yeah

1259
00:55:32,100 --> 00:55:33,100
I don't know y'all don't call coonin'

1260
00:55:33,100 --> 00:55:34,100
I don't know what y'all call it

1261
00:55:34,100 --> 00:55:35,100
Oh we call it that

1262
00:55:35,100 --> 00:55:39,100
No no no

1263
00:55:39,100 --> 00:55:41,100
Damn man

1264
00:55:41,100 --> 00:55:43,100
What y'all are around

1265
00:55:43,100 --> 00:55:44,100
Damn

1266
00:55:44,100 --> 00:55:49,100
No I mean again y'all

1267
00:55:49,100 --> 00:55:50,100
I'm not white enough apparently

1268
00:55:50,100 --> 00:55:53,100
But no like I don't know if there's really

1269
00:55:53,100 --> 00:55:55,100
Coal switching

1270
00:55:55,100 --> 00:55:59,100
Coal switching but I mean it's called that for all people

1271
00:55:59,100 --> 00:56:01,100
I'd say that when it's white people doing that

1272
00:56:01,100 --> 00:56:06,100
It's considered like ethnocultural appropriation

1273
00:56:06,100 --> 00:56:08,100
Oh god that's too many syllables

1274
00:56:08,100 --> 00:56:09,100
That is that's a lot

1275
00:56:09,100 --> 00:56:10,100
They gotta get that down

1276
00:56:10,100 --> 00:56:11,100
They need to

1277
00:56:11,100 --> 00:56:12,100
They want somebody to say it

1278
00:56:12,100 --> 00:56:15,100
Ethnocultural what the fuck is that

1279
00:56:15,100 --> 00:56:17,100
As somebody who's painfully white dude

1280
00:56:17,100 --> 00:56:20,100
Maybe the whitest you know

1281
00:56:20,100 --> 00:56:22,100
In this room

1282
00:56:22,100 --> 00:56:23,100
Mostly

1283
00:56:23,100 --> 00:56:25,100
Yeah you guys are fighting for it

1284
00:56:25,100 --> 00:56:29,100
I mean don't let him fool you dude he's half Filipina

1285
00:56:29,100 --> 00:56:30,100
He does not

1286
00:56:30,100 --> 00:56:33,100
Oh damn man

1287
00:56:33,100 --> 00:56:34,100
Damn

1288
00:56:34,100 --> 00:56:38,100
But I never I mean I never thought about my own race

1289
00:56:38,100 --> 00:56:41,100
Which I understand is like a thing of like I never really had to

1290
00:56:41,100 --> 00:56:46,100
But I when it like from my experience it's always class

1291
00:56:46,100 --> 00:56:48,100
It's always class based

1292
00:56:48,100 --> 00:56:52,100
So like if I'm around like I can tell if I'm around other white people

1293
00:56:52,100 --> 00:56:55,100
If we grew up the same way or not

1294
00:56:55,100 --> 00:56:59,100
And it's easy to tell and then weirdly enough like some

1295
00:56:59,100 --> 00:57:03,100
Like groups of Asians I'm like they mob me bro

1296
00:57:03,100 --> 00:57:05,100
Financially they mob me

1297
00:57:05,100 --> 00:57:07,100
Like they grew up with just a different level of money

1298
00:57:07,100 --> 00:57:09,100
Like I can't relate for real

1299
00:57:09,100 --> 00:57:15,100
But I wasn't poor but I wasn't like upper middle class or like upper class

1300
00:57:15,100 --> 00:57:17,100
Lower middle or just straight lower

1301
00:57:17,100 --> 00:57:22,100
I would say in the beginning middle middle I would say now more lower middle

1302
00:57:22,100 --> 00:57:25,100
But that's just that gap widening dude

1303
00:57:25,100 --> 00:57:26,100
That's everybody man

1304
00:57:26,100 --> 00:57:30,100
We're gonna push it swing that pendulum back dude

1305
00:57:30,100 --> 00:57:31,100
RFK is gonna do something

1306
00:57:31,100 --> 00:57:33,100
We start following Luigi Mangione

1307
00:57:33,100 --> 00:57:36,100
JJ's biggest biggest hero

1308
00:57:36,100 --> 00:57:37,100
My celebrity crush

1309
00:57:37,100 --> 00:57:40,100
Robin Hood of 2024

1310
00:57:40,100 --> 00:57:42,100
That'll be who's behind Brandon

1311
00:57:42,100 --> 00:57:43,100
Oh yeah

1312
00:57:43,100 --> 00:57:45,100
Not right now Brandon don't get nervous

1313
00:57:45,100 --> 00:57:48,100
You gotta explain these sorts of things to him sometimes

1314
00:57:48,100 --> 00:57:49,100
Thank you man

1315
00:57:49,100 --> 00:57:57,100
Let's be honest I agree with Dom's thing right there

1316
00:57:57,100 --> 00:57:59,100
Like I 100% agree with that

1317
00:57:59,100 --> 00:58:04,100
Because me it's like what I feel like is you should always be you around anybody

1318
00:58:04,100 --> 00:58:05,100
You know what I mean

1319
00:58:05,100 --> 00:58:06,100
Because it doesn't matter

1320
00:58:06,100 --> 00:58:09,100
I mean you gotta be you because if you do that then people are like what the hell is this

1321
00:58:09,100 --> 00:58:10,100
That's weird

1322
00:58:10,100 --> 00:58:12,100
That doesn't make any sense man you're acting fake

1323
00:58:12,100 --> 00:58:13,100
Yeah

1324
00:58:13,100 --> 00:58:14,100
Like plastic

1325
00:58:14,100 --> 00:58:16,100
And you're gonna fuck up if you do that shit

1326
00:58:16,100 --> 00:58:23,100
I know people and people are like but I can't stand whenever we're like just like what I was saying

1327
00:58:23,100 --> 00:58:25,100
And they do that cold switching shit

1328
00:58:25,100 --> 00:58:27,100
And it's like bro you know what I'm saying

1329
00:58:27,100 --> 00:58:32,100
They gonna see you talking to somebody else you know and see you oh what's up G what's up G

1330
00:58:32,100 --> 00:58:35,100
But then you get over here you're like yeah man oh my god

1331
00:58:35,100 --> 00:58:39,100
I'm like why don't you just you talk regular and then both people will like you

1332
00:58:39,100 --> 00:58:42,100
Nobody likes a fucking tryhard or a do-gooder

1333
00:58:42,100 --> 00:58:47,100
Like nobody wants to be like I hate the machine gun Kelly type white boys

1334
00:58:47,100 --> 00:58:50,100
Who always want to come up what's up what's up big dog

1335
00:58:50,100 --> 00:58:52,100
You know what I'm saying what's up big dog

1336
00:58:52,100 --> 00:58:53,100
You know what I'm saying just stay out here

1337
00:58:53,100 --> 00:58:55,100
Because they always let niggas slip at the end of the day

1338
00:58:55,100 --> 00:58:59,100
And then you just gotta give them a look you give them that look like this

1339
00:58:59,100 --> 00:59:01,100
They say the same exact thing every time

1340
00:59:01,100 --> 00:59:03,100
No no no no no it ain't like that

1341
00:59:03,100 --> 00:59:04,100
Shut the fuck up

1342
00:59:04,100 --> 00:59:06,100
You guys should hear Matthew Lumber when you're not around

1343
00:59:06,100 --> 00:59:07,100
No

1344
00:59:07,100 --> 00:59:08,100
The most articulate

1345
00:59:08,100 --> 00:59:09,100
Really?

1346
00:59:09,100 --> 00:59:10,100
Spoken

1347
00:59:10,100 --> 00:59:11,100
Really?

1348
00:59:11,100 --> 00:59:13,100
Ph.D. level vocabulary

1349
00:59:13,100 --> 00:59:14,100
Get the fuck out of here

1350
00:59:14,100 --> 00:59:16,100
No he says the hard R all the time

1351
00:59:18,100 --> 00:59:19,100
Motherfucker

1352
00:59:19,100 --> 00:59:20,100
Type shit

1353
00:59:20,100 --> 00:59:21,100
Motherfucker

1354
00:59:21,100 --> 00:59:22,100
Type shit

1355
00:59:22,100 --> 00:59:23,100
Type shit

1356
00:59:23,100 --> 00:59:24,100
Shout out Matthew Lumber

1357
00:59:24,100 --> 00:59:25,100
Team Pop Sensation

1358
00:59:25,100 --> 00:59:26,100
Team Pop Sensation dude

1359
00:59:26,100 --> 00:59:28,100
You gonna take us on a roll with you sometime man?

1360
00:59:31,100 --> 00:59:32,100
No

1361
00:59:33,100 --> 00:59:35,100
We could be extras together right?

1362
00:59:35,100 --> 00:59:36,100
Yeah

1363
00:59:36,100 --> 00:59:38,100
I was almost a Happy 2 Gilmore one

1364
00:59:38,100 --> 00:59:40,100
Who was the extra?

1365
00:59:40,100 --> 00:59:42,100
You were an extra for Dune Patrol

1366
00:59:42,100 --> 00:59:44,100
I was an extra on a lot of things

1367
00:59:44,100 --> 00:59:46,100
Give us some

1368
00:59:47,100 --> 00:59:49,100
What like some examples of like

1369
00:59:49,100 --> 00:59:50,100
Yeah like List

1370
00:59:50,100 --> 00:59:52,100
My favorite line is an extra?

1371
00:59:52,100 --> 00:59:53,100
Yeah

1372
00:59:56,100 --> 00:59:58,100
That's it that's all I just walked a lot

1373
00:59:58,100 --> 01:00:00,100
You said you did a line but they cut it out right?

1374
01:00:00,100 --> 01:00:02,100
I did lines in a lot of things that got cut out

1375
01:00:02,100 --> 01:00:03,100
Damn

1376
01:00:03,100 --> 01:00:05,100
I wonder why

1377
01:00:05,100 --> 01:00:09,100
I just grabbed an actor by the face push him out of the way

1378
01:00:09,100 --> 01:00:11,100
And I'm like oh that's a big fart

1379
01:00:11,100 --> 01:00:13,100
And he didn't put it into the

1380
01:00:13,100 --> 01:00:15,100
I don't know why

1381
01:00:15,100 --> 01:00:17,100
Yeah no so

1382
01:00:17,100 --> 01:00:19,100
It's one of those weird things where

1383
01:00:19,100 --> 01:00:21,100
And this is pretty universal in all

1384
01:00:21,100 --> 01:00:23,100
Film and TV right?

1385
01:00:23,100 --> 01:00:29,100
There's a real solid line between being an actor and being an extra right?

1386
01:00:29,100 --> 01:00:33,100
And what that mostly comes down to is

1387
01:00:33,100 --> 01:00:36,100
Words coming out of your mouth

1388
01:00:36,100 --> 01:00:38,100
Effectively that's what that comes down to right?

1389
01:00:38,100 --> 01:00:45,100
Like they could shoot something that has me standing like right next to you right?

1390
01:00:45,100 --> 01:00:50,100
It wouldn't be good but they could shoot a TV show of me standing right next to you for 30 minutes straight while you talk

1391
01:00:50,100 --> 01:00:52,100
And if I don't say anything

1392
01:00:52,100 --> 01:00:56,100
I'm a $10 an hour extra in Atlanta

1393
01:00:56,100 --> 01:00:58,100
You know what I mean?

1394
01:00:58,100 --> 01:01:01,100
Because it's non-union which is why they shoot so much stuff there

1395
01:01:01,100 --> 01:01:03,100
And everything like that

1396
01:01:05,100 --> 01:01:08,100
The minute like if we're both on screen

1397
01:01:08,100 --> 01:01:11,100
And you're talking and I go yep

1398
01:01:12,100 --> 01:01:17,100
That is now a union role that pays a union minimum of $1,800 a day

1399
01:01:17,100 --> 01:01:19,100
Oh Sam

1400
01:01:20,100 --> 01:01:21,100
So they get

1401
01:01:21,100 --> 01:01:25,100
That's why they get really finicky about those sorts of things right?

1402
01:01:25,100 --> 01:01:29,100
So for example I was cast in

1403
01:01:29,100 --> 01:01:32,100
Zombieland 2

1404
01:01:32,100 --> 01:01:35,100
To play a bartender

1405
01:01:35,100 --> 01:01:37,100
There's like a dream sequence thing

1406
01:01:37,100 --> 01:01:40,100
Let's all pretend like we saw Zombieland 2

1407
01:01:40,100 --> 01:01:42,100
I did I like Zombieland

1408
01:01:42,100 --> 01:01:43,100
Double tap yeah

1409
01:01:43,100 --> 01:01:45,100
Okay

1410
01:01:45,100 --> 01:01:48,100
That dream sequence thing where

1411
01:01:48,100 --> 01:01:53,100
Jesse Eisenberg like owns his own bar and he goes there and

1412
01:01:53,100 --> 01:01:57,100
He's hitting on Emma Stone's character

1413
01:01:57,100 --> 01:01:59,100
You know what I'm talking about?

1414
01:01:59,100 --> 01:02:01,100
Yeah so I was supposed to be the bartender in that scene

1415
01:02:01,100 --> 01:02:07,100
And he basically like cool guy walks through the bar comes over and I'm supposed to be hitting on Emma Stone

1416
01:02:07,100 --> 01:02:11,100
And he like taps me on the shoulder and is like

1417
01:02:11,100 --> 01:02:14,100
Hey I'll take care of her and I'm supposed to be like

1418
01:02:14,100 --> 01:02:16,100
Of course no words right?

1419
01:02:16,100 --> 01:02:18,100
But I'm supposed to be like

1420
01:02:18,100 --> 01:02:19,100
And he's like

1421
01:02:19,100 --> 01:02:21,100
Go do something

1422
01:02:21,100 --> 01:02:23,100
So and then I leave right?

1423
01:02:23,100 --> 01:02:25,100
I was specifically cast for that

1424
01:02:25,100 --> 01:02:28,100
Like I had to do multiple I met with casting directors

1425
01:02:28,100 --> 01:02:31,100
Like they did like wardrobe shoots for me

1426
01:02:31,100 --> 01:02:32,100
Test stuff everything

1427
01:02:32,100 --> 01:02:34,100
I show up on set

1428
01:02:34,100 --> 01:02:39,100
They even have me like separated from the extras like you know in my own personal wardrobe everything like that

1429
01:02:39,100 --> 01:02:41,100
I show up on set I walk out there

1430
01:02:41,100 --> 01:02:43,100
The director looks at me and goes

1431
01:02:43,100 --> 01:02:45,100
His hair is too much like Jesse Eisenberg's give me somebody else

1432
01:02:45,100 --> 01:02:48,100
And they just grabbed another random fucking extra

1433
01:02:48,100 --> 01:02:49,100
No

1434
01:02:49,100 --> 01:02:50,100
And I'm just like are you kidding me?

1435
01:02:50,100 --> 01:02:54,100
So they shove me into a gaming cabinet

1436
01:02:54,100 --> 01:02:56,100
Like off to the side

1437
01:02:56,100 --> 01:02:59,100
Where Jesse Eisenberg has to just walk past me every take

1438
01:02:59,100 --> 01:03:02,100
And we're spending an entire this is like an eight hour day

1439
01:03:02,100 --> 01:03:06,100
For this one shoot to get him walking up

1440
01:03:06,100 --> 01:03:10,100
And then just the quick turn around on them talking

1441
01:03:10,100 --> 01:03:14,100
There was like four lines in the shot

1442
01:03:14,100 --> 01:03:16,100
So I'm there and I'm just mad

1443
01:03:16,100 --> 01:03:19,100
Like they just had me at like a Gallagher machine or something

1444
01:03:19,100 --> 01:03:21,100
And I'm just like

1445
01:03:21,100 --> 01:03:25,100
And Jesse Eisenberg keeps walking past me

1446
01:03:25,100 --> 01:03:28,100
And in between takes he actually walks over and he goes

1447
01:03:28,100 --> 01:03:30,100
Hey man

1448
01:03:30,100 --> 01:03:33,100
You've got great hair

1449
01:03:33,100 --> 01:03:36,100
And I turned to him like do I do I

1450
01:03:36,100 --> 01:03:38,100
Star of this movie Jesse Eisenberg

1451
01:03:38,100 --> 01:03:40,100
He's like that was aggressive

1452
01:03:40,100 --> 01:03:43,100
I'm like I was supposed to be playing the bartender

1453
01:03:43,100 --> 01:03:44,100
You being called aggressive

1454
01:03:44,100 --> 01:03:47,100
Yeah I'm like I was supposed to be I was cast to play the bartender

1455
01:03:47,100 --> 01:03:50,100
I might have even had a line

1456
01:03:50,100 --> 01:03:53,100
And they regular and he's like that fucking sucks

1457
01:03:53,100 --> 01:03:56,100
I'm like does it does it making millions of dollars just to be here

1458
01:03:56,100 --> 01:03:59,100
Jesse Eisenberg

1459
01:03:59,100 --> 01:04:02,100
So I did get him back though

1460
01:04:02,100 --> 01:04:05,100
I during one of the takes I

1461
01:04:05,100 --> 01:04:08,100
I crop dusted him real bad

1462
01:04:08,100 --> 01:04:11,100
I dropped

1463
01:04:11,100 --> 01:04:14,100
Because you got to understand like

1464
01:04:14,100 --> 01:04:17,100
The food they give to extras it's like broccoli and boiled chicken

1465
01:04:17,100 --> 01:04:20,100
And mac and cheese and after lunch

1466
01:04:20,100 --> 01:04:23,100
I just filled up on so much of this and I'm just I'm just cooking it

1467
01:04:23,100 --> 01:04:26,100
And during one of these takes like

1468
01:04:26,100 --> 01:04:29,100
I'm looking this way at the Gallagher machine and I can see out of the corner of my eye

1469
01:04:29,100 --> 01:04:32,100
As he's approaching and I just dropped one

1470
01:04:32,100 --> 01:04:35,100
Right in his path and he just walked through the middle of it

1471
01:04:35,100 --> 01:04:38,100
And goes oh and actually ruined the take like he

1472
01:04:38,100 --> 01:04:41,100
Choked on it and it ruined the take and he turned around and looked me

1473
01:04:41,100 --> 01:04:45,100
And before anything else I caught him right in the eyes and I pointed at Emma Stone

1474
01:04:45,100 --> 01:04:48,100
And I was like

1475
01:04:48,100 --> 01:04:51,100
I don't know what to do

1476
01:04:51,100 --> 01:04:54,100
And he goes

1477
01:04:54,100 --> 01:04:57,100
Oh my god I'm like I'm just standing I don't know what to do

1478
01:04:57,100 --> 01:05:00,100
That's hilarious

1479
01:05:00,100 --> 01:05:03,100
So to this day I like to think that Jesse Eisenberg who ultimately

1480
01:05:03,100 --> 01:05:06,100
Is not responsible for any of this

1481
01:05:06,100 --> 01:05:09,100
But to this day I like to think that he's just

1482
01:05:09,100 --> 01:05:12,100
Thinking that Emma Stone was just ripping

1483
01:05:12,100 --> 01:05:15,100
Massive farts

1484
01:05:15,100 --> 01:05:18,100
I don't like to think that right now he's on a

1485
01:05:18,100 --> 01:05:21,100
Bygast telling stories or he's like Emma Stone beautiful you know wonderful

1486
01:05:21,100 --> 01:05:24,100
To work with you know just a true actress

1487
01:05:24,100 --> 01:05:27,100
Gassy

1488
01:05:27,100 --> 01:05:30,100
Who is your least favorite person you've ever worked with

1489
01:05:30,100 --> 01:05:33,100
Besides us? Oh oh really

1490
01:05:33,100 --> 01:05:36,100
Melissa McCarthy. Really? Yeah. Not my girl

1491
01:05:36,100 --> 01:05:39,100
I fucking hate that cunt oh my god

1492
01:05:39,100 --> 01:05:42,100
She's the absolute god damn worst

1493
01:05:42,100 --> 01:05:45,100
What'd she do?

1494
01:05:45,100 --> 01:05:48,100
She and her fucking bitch cuck husband were just miserable on set

1495
01:05:48,100 --> 01:05:51,100
Just absolutely the worst people

1496
01:05:51,100 --> 01:05:54,100
I was on super intelligence and

1497
01:05:54,100 --> 01:05:57,100
They put me into a

1498
01:05:57,100 --> 01:06:00,100
Cubicle right next to her for like

1499
01:06:00,100 --> 01:06:03,100
One of the scenes they were shooting

1500
01:06:03,100 --> 01:06:06,100
And a couple other scenes and yeah no she was just

1501
01:06:06,100 --> 01:06:09,100
Annoying and bitching out the entire day

1502
01:06:09,100 --> 01:06:12,100
Like just absolutely the worst

1503
01:06:12,100 --> 01:06:15,100
Like just miserable

1504
01:06:15,100 --> 01:06:18,100
Person. Blowing my mind

1505
01:06:18,100 --> 01:06:21,100
Right now dude. Not Melissa

1506
01:06:21,100 --> 01:06:24,100
Melissa McCarthy. Yep that's the one

1507
01:06:24,100 --> 01:06:27,100
All 300 pounds of her fucking awful

1508
01:06:27,100 --> 01:06:30,100
You think she's 300?

1509
01:06:30,100 --> 01:06:33,100
I'm under 300 now but I was

1510
01:06:33,100 --> 01:06:36,100
298 I'm proud of you please

1511
01:06:36,100 --> 01:06:39,100
That's crazy man

1512
01:06:39,100 --> 01:06:42,100
Yeah no she was really not a nice person

1513
01:06:42,100 --> 01:06:45,100
I cannot believe that. You literally blew my mind

1514
01:06:45,100 --> 01:06:48,100
I can't believe that. Me too

1515
01:06:48,100 --> 01:06:51,100
Is that the bitch cuck husband? Yeah

1516
01:06:51,100 --> 01:06:54,100
He's a comedian too. Is he a comedian or just a comedic actor?

1517
01:06:54,100 --> 01:06:57,100
I hope not. I don't think he's either

1518
01:06:57,100 --> 01:07:00,100
He's not a very talented director either. Damn. But

1519
01:07:00,100 --> 01:07:03,100
He's a good step flop. That's central in Texas

1520
01:07:03,100 --> 01:07:06,100
He was not good to work for

1521
01:07:06,100 --> 01:07:09,100
So one of the scenes

1522
01:07:09,100 --> 01:07:12,100
We're all sitting around a table and we're supposed to be at like

1523
01:07:12,100 --> 01:07:15,100
Microsoft headquarters or something like that

1524
01:07:15,100 --> 01:07:18,100
And he's like okay this thing comes crashing through the roof

1525
01:07:18,100 --> 01:07:21,100
And do a reaction shot and go

1526
01:07:21,100 --> 01:07:24,100
And I'm sitting on like a high top chair

1527
01:07:24,100 --> 01:07:27,100
And the camera's kind of in on me

1528
01:07:27,100 --> 01:07:30,100
And there's actors sitting at the table in front of me

1529
01:07:30,100 --> 01:07:33,100
And it's like me and two other extras behind them

1530
01:07:33,100 --> 01:07:36,100
And he's like and it comes crashing through

1531
01:07:36,100 --> 01:07:39,100
Now and I go

1532
01:07:39,100 --> 01:07:42,100
And he's like cut

1533
01:07:42,100 --> 01:07:45,100
And he came over to me and he's just like what are you doing?

1534
01:07:45,100 --> 01:07:48,100
I'm like you said something came crashing through the ceiling. Am I supposed to go?

1535
01:07:48,100 --> 01:07:51,100
He was just

1536
01:07:51,100 --> 01:07:54,100
He was just a real tool bag

1537
01:07:54,100 --> 01:07:57,100
Not that I wouldn't love to work with any of these people again

1538
01:07:57,100 --> 01:08:00,100
Honestly

1539
01:08:00,100 --> 01:08:03,100
The industry, the way that they're both

1540
01:08:03,100 --> 01:08:06,100
Just wonderful like I look forward to being able to

1541
01:08:06,100 --> 01:08:09,100
Maybe actually have a line

1542
01:08:09,100 --> 01:08:12,100
And be in just any project that any of them are involved in

1543
01:08:12,100 --> 01:08:15,100
I just feel like. We'll tag her in this clip and make sure

1544
01:08:15,100 --> 01:08:18,100
She can see this

1545
01:08:18,100 --> 01:08:21,100
But that's the end of the pod man

1546
01:08:21,100 --> 01:08:24,100
We want to thank you for coming on

1547
01:08:24,100 --> 01:08:27,100
It's been a great time. You're very welcome

1548
01:08:27,100 --> 01:08:30,100
I don't like the way you said it

1549
01:08:30,100 --> 01:08:33,100
The first thing we put you in dude, look at how many lines you had

1550
01:08:33,100 --> 01:08:36,100
Yeah

1551
01:08:36,100 --> 01:08:39,100
All of you were better than Melissa McCarthy

1552
01:08:39,100 --> 01:08:42,100
I truly appreciate that

1553
01:08:42,100 --> 01:08:45,100
At the bottom of my heart man

1554
01:08:45,100 --> 01:08:48,100
Alex is this his camera?

1555
01:08:48,100 --> 01:08:51,100
I had a great time here today

1556
01:08:51,100 --> 01:08:54,100
I'd love to say that

1557
01:08:54,100 --> 01:08:57,100
We love you

1558
01:08:57,100 --> 01:09:00,100
You changed me around

1559
01:09:00,100 --> 01:09:03,100
I used to say it wasn't six million now I think it's seven

1560
01:09:03,100 --> 01:09:06,100
Look at that

1561
01:09:06,100 --> 01:09:09,100
We're going to keep pushing that number up

1562
01:09:09,100 --> 01:09:12,100
You know what? It was eight and a half

1563
01:09:12,100 --> 01:09:15,100
I like you so much I would say it was eight and a half

1564
01:09:15,100 --> 01:09:18,100
What do you got coming up? Any shows? Any social media?

1565
01:09:18,100 --> 01:09:21,100
Just tell it in that camera right there

1566
01:09:21,100 --> 01:09:24,100
As far as shows and stuff go Dom had brought up the show that I'm doing tonight

1567
01:09:24,100 --> 01:09:27,100
Which is going to be over before this podcast comes out

1568
01:09:27,100 --> 01:09:30,100
I'm not really sure why I would announce that

1569
01:09:30,100 --> 01:09:33,100
If you want to keep up to date on all of the shows that I'm doing

1570
01:09:33,100 --> 01:09:36,100
You can find more information at markviolacomedy.com

1571
01:09:36,100 --> 01:09:39,100
You can also follow me online

1572
01:09:39,100 --> 01:09:42,100
Twitter formerly known as X

1573
01:09:42,100 --> 01:09:45,100
That's also the TikTok

1574
01:09:45,100 --> 01:09:48,100
Facebook.com

1575
01:09:48,100 --> 01:09:51,100
Adult friend finder slash user slash markviolacomedy

1576
01:09:51,100 --> 01:09:54,100
MarkviolaComedy is where all my stuff is at

1577
01:09:54,100 --> 01:09:57,100
Come check out a show

1578
01:09:57,100 --> 01:10:00,100
See me tell jokes that I've pre-written and considered

1579
01:10:00,100 --> 01:10:03,100
Most likely that none of these guys are going to be on

1580
01:10:03,100 --> 01:10:06,100
Because we're going to have real comics

1581
01:10:06,100 --> 01:10:09,100
Okay

1582
01:10:09,100 --> 01:10:12,100
And I will not pay for a ticket

1583
01:10:12,100 --> 01:10:15,100
That's alright most of the shows that hire me don't charge for tickets

1584
01:10:15,100 --> 01:10:41,100
Hey thanks for having me

1585
01:10:45,100 --> 01:10:46,100
I fucking hate scrappy dude