1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,920 This week on Clown College. 2 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:10,640 So who are you guys top 10 black people, bro? 3 00:00:10,640 --> 00:00:12,040 10 of them, dude? 4 00:00:12,040 --> 00:00:13,400 I can't name 10 of anybody. 5 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:14,760 You don't like 10 black people? 6 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:16,880 No, I'm just not, you can't even tell. 7 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:17,940 I watch football all the time, 8 00:00:17,940 --> 00:00:21,080 you say the top 10 quarterbacks, I'm gonna lose. 9 00:00:21,080 --> 00:00:22,240 10 is too many off the top. 10 00:00:22,240 --> 00:00:23,200 Well, 10 is good for me 11 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:26,240 because that's approximately how many I know. 12 00:00:26,240 --> 00:00:28,160 Doris Miller, Brandon Willis. 13 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:29,000 Thank you. 14 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:29,840 That's right. 15 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:30,680 That's right. 16 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:31,500 Yeah. 17 00:00:31,500 --> 00:00:36,760 Welcome to Clown College. 18 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:37,920 We have profound knowledge. 19 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:40,120 In many ways to elevate and make your sound polished. 20 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:42,400 So if you want to hear a little honest, 21 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:44,560 few takes on our ways to make it as a comic, 22 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:45,800 then stick around for a while. 23 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:46,760 If you're down to clown, 24 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:49,200 we got the guests right now just to show you how. 25 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:53,920 Let's all go to Clown College, baby. 26 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:57,560 It's with Brandon Willis, Conn, and JJ. 27 00:00:57,560 --> 00:01:01,560 Let's all go to Clown College, baby. 28 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:04,560 It's with Brandon Willis, Conn, and JJ. 29 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:20,560 It's with Brandon Willis, Conn, and JJ. 30 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:35,560 He is white. 31 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:36,560 He is white. 32 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:37,560 He is white. 33 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:38,560 He is white. 34 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:42,240 He is a cool dude. 35 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:43,960 Maybe I'll transfer, dude. 36 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:44,960 No, no, you stay. 37 00:01:44,960 --> 00:01:45,800 You stay. 38 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:46,640 Stay. 39 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:47,480 You stay. 40 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:48,320 You stay. 41 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:49,160 You stay. 42 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:50,000 You stay. 43 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:54,280 JJ, we got a very special guest here today. 44 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,160 Dude, it's insane, man. 45 00:01:56,160 --> 00:01:57,000 It's insane. 46 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:57,840 I can't breathe. 47 00:01:57,840 --> 00:02:02,120 A repeat guest from the very first episode, dude. 48 00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:04,640 And the first guest in the new set. 49 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:06,320 Yeah, oh yeah, I forgot about that. 50 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:07,240 Wow. 51 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:09,640 Jalen, tell them how fucking fire that chair is. 52 00:02:09,640 --> 00:02:10,960 Oh, this chair is fire. 53 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:12,600 It highlights the guest. 54 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:15,280 You're gonna know who's here to play around with you guys. 55 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:16,320 It's not about us, man. 56 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:17,280 There's something in the chair. 57 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:18,480 Oh, man. 58 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:19,400 It is today. 59 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:20,640 This is crazy. 60 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:23,320 You're saying the first one in the first set up, 61 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:25,360 now first one in the second set up. 62 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:26,800 What a set up it is, y'all. 63 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:27,640 This is great. 64 00:02:27,640 --> 00:02:28,600 Yeah, this is nice. 65 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:31,520 I wish I would have came with the gifts. 66 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:33,920 I was watching the last season or whatever, 67 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:36,360 and I didn't bring a gift for y'all. 68 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:38,200 And then everybody after that brought a gift. 69 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:40,480 Next time I come, I got a gift for y'all. 70 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:41,320 Yes, you be in here. 71 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:44,040 I came to the first one, I flexed on everybody. 72 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:44,880 Oh, yeah. 73 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:46,640 I didn't have to get a gift, 74 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:47,480 but no, I got y'all the next one. 75 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:48,720 You just didn't know you gave a gift. 76 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:49,920 I took a five out of that. 77 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:51,400 Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, okay, cool. 78 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:52,240 We're good. 79 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:53,080 You are the gift. 80 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:53,920 Yeah. 81 00:02:53,920 --> 00:02:54,760 Thanks, J. 82 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:55,580 Yes, you be in here, man. 83 00:02:55,580 --> 00:02:56,420 That's the real gift. 84 00:02:56,420 --> 00:02:57,260 Hell, yeah. 85 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:58,080 I'm telling you, man. 86 00:02:58,080 --> 00:02:58,920 I'm so glad you're here. 87 00:02:58,920 --> 00:03:01,720 Oh, man, it's so good to see everybody. 88 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:02,840 I'm so glad to be back and everything. 89 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:05,280 And oh my gosh, we were last night, 90 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:07,840 we went to that show, and Brandon, you killed it, right? 91 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:09,680 I appreciate it. 92 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:11,480 Clap, clap, throw the claps out. 93 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:14,480 And clap for Jay-J too, man. 94 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:15,640 Hell, yeah, man. 95 00:03:15,640 --> 00:03:16,640 Hell, yeah. 96 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:21,120 Dude, let's all just cry. 97 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:23,240 That's how I've been feeling. 98 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:24,360 That's how I've been feeling, Jay-J. 99 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:26,240 Like, I love y'all. 100 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:27,080 It's crazy. 101 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:27,920 I like to see y'all. 102 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:29,080 It's crazy, yeah. 103 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:29,920 For real. 104 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:31,400 Hell, yeah, man. 105 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:33,080 So y'all went to the show, I couldn't make it, 106 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:34,640 but you say Brandon murdered them. 107 00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:35,480 Brandon murdered. 108 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:36,320 He killed him. 109 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:37,160 It was cool. 110 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:39,440 Oh my gosh, the way he started it, 111 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:41,840 I could tell he was under so much, 112 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:44,560 because Athena's family and everybody was there. 113 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:47,200 He came out hitting, it was good. 114 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:48,040 I was like, oh yeah. 115 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:50,320 Yeah, I was very nervous. 116 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:51,680 You did slow down a little bit 117 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:53,480 when you hit the VR porn joke. 118 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:55,040 You were very happy. 119 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:57,720 Yeah, like I was thinking about it. 120 00:03:57,720 --> 00:03:59,040 Even when I was doing the weed jokes, 121 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:00,880 I was like, should I be like, 122 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:04,160 you ever not get so high that you don't, 123 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:07,520 almost fall on the toilet? 124 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:08,360 Yeah. 125 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:10,360 You got him with the allegedly. 126 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:12,080 You ever allegedly get so high? 127 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:15,200 And then I even thankfully skipped the You Pass one 128 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:18,280 with the fake piss, and they wouldn't know. 129 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:22,280 And I do experiments with fake piss. 130 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:26,120 What kind of experiments? 131 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:27,040 Yep. 132 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:28,880 Well, sometimes I like to test them out 133 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:31,240 just in my house. 134 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:32,320 Find out what flavor it is. 135 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:33,760 Yep, and see if it works or not, 136 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:35,680 just to do it, because I like to be like, 137 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:38,520 oh, that's fake pee, let's see if it's really fake pee. 138 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:39,360 Uh-huh. 139 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:42,640 And when I tested it, it didn't work. 140 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:43,720 It was false. 141 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:49,600 You tested the fake pee, and it wasn't fake pee? 142 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:52,400 No, no, I'm saying it didn't come out. 143 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:55,880 The result didn't come as pee, it came as it failed. 144 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:57,200 We failed. 145 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:58,200 He said we failed. 146 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:02,400 He said we failed? 147 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:04,640 The drug test or the experiment was failed. 148 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:05,960 Okay, okay. 149 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:08,280 The experiment, him in his house. 150 00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:09,120 Yep. 151 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:13,160 Wrong gas station. 152 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:14,400 Where you get, okay. 153 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:16,360 Wrong gas station, okay. 154 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:17,840 Did you get it out of the toilet? 155 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:21,120 No, man, I went to the store, paid $11. 156 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:21,960 Gotcha. 157 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:22,800 They got you. 158 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,200 No wonder it didn't work, dude. 159 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:26,400 It looked like lemonade, man. 160 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:28,840 And then the other one was just clear like water. 161 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:30,920 They same kind too, right? 162 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:31,760 Yep. 163 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:32,600 So you can't trust them. 164 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:34,000 Nope, never going there again. 165 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:34,840 Never will. 166 00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:35,680 Do my experiment. 167 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:36,520 For your next experiment. 168 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:37,360 Yeah, for my next big experiment. 169 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:38,680 Were they Africans? 170 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:39,520 No. 171 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:40,360 Oh. 172 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:41,200 No, they weren't. 173 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:42,040 No. 174 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:44,000 Nope. 175 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,280 You wanna keep guessing? 176 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:48,160 Yeah, go ahead, who got snacks? 177 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:49,600 What, Indians? 178 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:50,520 Oh. 179 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:53,520 Where he bought the stuff from, 180 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,760 what was the gas station that tended our owners? 181 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:56,600 I'm saying Indians. 182 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:57,440 What place? 183 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:58,280 India, is that right? 184 00:05:58,280 --> 00:06:00,280 I think that they could, that could have been. 185 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:01,120 It could have been. 186 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:03,160 Yeah, Indians, Middle Eastern. 187 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:04,760 Yep, Middle Eastern, and... 188 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:07,480 White? 189 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:08,320 Yes. 190 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:09,600 That's a mixture. 191 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:10,520 That's why. 192 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:12,480 Probably one of the undesirable whites. 193 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:13,640 Yeah. 194 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:14,480 No! 195 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:16,800 No, you got me. 196 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:17,640 You got me. 197 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:20,760 So Jalen, where you been? 198 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:25,760 I have been in Alaska, Skagway, Alaska to be exact. 199 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:27,920 It was a great time, man. 200 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:30,240 It's in the panhandle of Alaska. 201 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:31,080 Okay. 202 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:34,000 For all those geography nerds out there. 203 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:34,840 Yeah, it was a super fun time. 204 00:06:34,840 --> 00:06:35,680 Jalen will love that. 205 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:37,160 Yeah. 206 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:39,280 That's where I've been for the last six months. 207 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:43,880 From, what was it, January of last year? 208 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:44,840 Damn, it's been that long? 209 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:47,400 From January of last year to October of this year, 210 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:49,360 I've been in Skagway, Alaska. 211 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:50,200 Damn. 212 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:51,040 Yeah. 213 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:52,640 It's been a long time. 214 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:53,760 It's a happy year. 215 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:55,600 Happy year, yeah. 216 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:57,160 I was a tour guide out there. 217 00:06:57,160 --> 00:07:01,560 I was panning for gold in historic dredge town. 218 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:03,680 What do you mean panning for gold? 219 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:04,760 You literally pan for gold? 220 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:06,720 Literally pan for gold. 221 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:09,920 I'll send the pictures of my costume and stuff 222 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:11,120 if y'all wanna put them out there. 223 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:13,680 But yeah, I was panning for gold, 224 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:15,000 teaching people about, 225 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,720 that's what the Alaska Gold Rush was like. 226 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:19,840 That's the part of Alaska where I went to 227 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:23,080 was where the gold rush first had its first boom 228 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:28,080 when it was going to, in 1898, this town. 229 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:31,800 In Skagway, Alaska, it was actually, 230 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:35,680 it had electricity back in the 1800s before New York. 231 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:38,920 It was one of the first places to ever get electricity. 232 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:41,080 A lot of rich history in the place where I was. 233 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:44,520 And then it was like, I've never been to Alaska in my life. 234 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:45,880 And so I was a tour guide. 235 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:50,880 So I was telling all these people off of like carnival cruises, 236 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:52,200 what Alaska's like. 237 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:54,360 And it was super cool. 238 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:56,240 I had a great time. 239 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:58,480 I know I was telling y'all the whole reason I went there 240 00:07:58,480 --> 00:08:01,120 was to see the Northern Lights. 241 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:04,400 And I got to see them like the first week I was there. 242 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:06,360 And it was like, so for the rest of the time, 243 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:09,000 I was like, fuck it, I'm just in Alaska now. 244 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,840 So yeah, it was a fun time. 245 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:12,000 I missed y'all though. 246 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:12,840 It was crazy. 247 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:17,480 Yeah, it's not a big diverse group of people 248 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:20,360 like here in Huntsville out there. 249 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:22,320 What was it all? 250 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:24,560 Locals or locals and whites? 251 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:25,920 Locals and whites, locals and whites. 252 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:28,400 And then, I mean, you did have like the cruise ship people 253 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:31,320 coming from all shapes, sizes. 254 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:34,800 But yeah, but the base group of people who were there, 255 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:36,120 they're all seasonal workers. 256 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:38,440 So they all kind of have like their own baggage. 257 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:40,080 The thing that they were saying, 258 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:41,680 one thing that connected everybody is like, 259 00:08:41,680 --> 00:08:43,520 we're all running from something. 260 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:45,360 Where people that are going up there, 261 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:48,080 they think about it as like college for adults. 262 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:51,040 And I was still like, Alex, I was still like, 263 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:52,520 Alex was like, you mean college? 264 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:53,520 It was like. 265 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:54,520 It was like. 266 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:57,440 But yeah, no, it was a fun time. 267 00:08:57,440 --> 00:08:59,880 It was a great time, a great experience. 268 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:01,720 We're inventing the wheel here, folks. 269 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:03,520 Yeah. 270 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:04,720 Hell yeah. 271 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:06,040 Oh my God. 272 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:12,320 So what was the scene like whenever you were off work? 273 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:18,080 The scene, so it was a very small town. 274 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:19,680 All the buildings were super old, 275 00:09:19,680 --> 00:09:22,000 like made out of the wood that was chopped down 276 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,960 from the trees that used to be in that area, 277 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:25,440 like the same buildings. 278 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:26,440 Dang. 279 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:29,960 Yeah, that's how buildings work. 280 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:32,360 It's the same ones from 1800. 281 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:34,360 The Minecraft type shit. 282 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:36,560 Yeah, the Minecraft type shit, false fronts. 283 00:09:36,560 --> 00:09:38,520 Like a lot of the buildings are just, 284 00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:40,080 the front part is built up. 285 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,080 And then the rest, like back in the day, 286 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:43,640 it used to be a tent, but they would build 287 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:45,720 the front part of a building. 288 00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:47,280 But then they would just have a tent in the back. 289 00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:49,720 But now there's like the rest of the building is there. 290 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:53,920 But yeah, it's a big, fuck, what was the question? 291 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:56,200 Damn. 292 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:57,200 What'd you do after? 293 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:58,760 The scene there, yeah. 294 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:01,200 Like there's karaoke. 295 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,880 There's not really too much to do. 296 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:05,280 There's like, it's a very scenic place. 297 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:07,160 So it was like there's hiking trails. 298 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:08,360 It's in a mountain. 299 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:10,600 So it was like, you're gonna have to hike up a mountain 300 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:12,000 for however many miles. 301 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,040 But it was like that. 302 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:16,680 And then some of my friends, we would go to Canada. 303 00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:19,200 So I went to Whitehorse a whole bunch. 304 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:20,240 What's Whitehorse? 305 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:22,400 It's a place in Canada. 306 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:23,240 Yeah. 307 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:25,600 And we would go, they would drive up there. 308 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:29,280 I saw Deadpool in Canada. 309 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:30,560 It was weird in Canada. 310 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:34,120 Like I guess he's Canadian, Deadpool or Ryan Reynolds. 311 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:35,280 Ryan Reynolds is Canadian. 312 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:37,200 So it was like a cool time. 313 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:41,720 But yeah, it was like, you would just go to the water. 314 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:44,200 Like go look at that, go for a walk or something. 315 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:46,680 Not really like any nightlife, for real, 316 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:50,200 besides like karaoke or if you're just an alcoholic. 317 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:51,040 Yeah. 318 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:51,880 Yeah. 319 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:52,960 I would be drinking alcohol. 320 00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:55,040 Like I should have said, I shouldn't have been so harsh. 321 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:55,880 No. 322 00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:56,720 But. 323 00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:57,800 That just sounds like a place I could go. 324 00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:58,800 Yeah, no. 325 00:10:58,800 --> 00:10:59,640 Yeah. 326 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:02,480 Like karaoke, alcoholism and fucking Northern Lights. 327 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:03,320 Yeah. 328 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:04,160 Yeah. 329 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:05,000 It was a great time. 330 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,000 Well, depends on what kind. 331 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,120 You said they're running from something. 332 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:10,320 Are they like, carny whites? 333 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:11,160 It's carny whites. 334 00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:12,000 Is it carny whites? 335 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,040 See, I don't like being around carny whites. 336 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,560 Something about a girl without a tooth. 337 00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:19,160 Yeah, but you got, I mean, it's a mixed bag. 338 00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:20,200 You know who I'm talking to. 339 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,040 I'm talking to you. 340 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:22,200 And you're watching. 341 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:24,520 It's a lot more, I wanna say it's, 342 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:26,520 or maybe this was how it was back in the day, 343 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:29,320 but it's like, they say in that part of Alaska, 344 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:32,280 the, it's like there's a, not, 345 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:34,760 the ratio to men to women is like two to one 346 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:36,720 on the women's side, so there's more women 347 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:37,840 than there are men. 348 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:41,960 And it's like the odds are good, but the goods are odd. 349 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:42,800 Mm. 350 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:44,840 That's what they say. 351 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:46,640 That's what they're saying there. 352 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:47,640 That's pretty sure. 353 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:48,480 Yeah. 354 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:49,320 Yeah. 355 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:50,160 Yeah. 356 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:51,000 Yeah. 357 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:51,840 Yeah. 358 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:52,680 Yeah. 359 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:53,520 Yeah. 360 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:54,360 Yeah. 361 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:55,200 Yeah. 362 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:56,520 So you really saw Ryan Reynolds? 363 00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:57,360 Yeah. 364 00:11:57,360 --> 00:11:58,200 Yeah. 365 00:11:58,200 --> 00:11:59,040 Yeah. 366 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:00,720 No, I didn't see Ryan Reynolds. 367 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:01,560 I saw Deadpool. 368 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:03,520 The movie. 369 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:04,360 He just watched it. 370 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:05,200 Oh, the movie. 371 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:06,040 I'm sorry because. 372 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:06,880 Deadpool, Wolverine. 373 00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:07,720 I should have been more specific. 374 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:08,560 That's what I'm gonna bring. 375 00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:09,400 That's what I'm gonna bring. 376 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:10,560 It could have filmed up there. 377 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:11,400 I didn't know. 378 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:12,240 It could have filmed, right, right. 379 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:14,120 Yeah, no, yeah, I wasn't specific. 380 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:15,800 So did you see any wildlife down there? 381 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:16,640 That was pretty cool. 382 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:17,480 I see any wildlife. 383 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:18,760 I can send y'all these pictures too. 384 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:19,960 I got the pictures. 385 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:23,480 It was a very sickly family of moose that I saw 386 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:26,640 when I was coming back from White Horse back to Alaska. 387 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:28,520 I saw. 388 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:29,360 They're big. 389 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:32,400 Well, the ones I saw were medium size. 390 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:34,000 They were still young 391 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:36,600 and they didn't really have their antlers, 392 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:38,400 but they were moose. 393 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:41,240 I saw so many bald eagles. 394 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:44,360 And I've been an American this whole time. 395 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:45,200 Hell yeah. 396 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:47,320 But being an American and seeing a bald eagle 397 00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:48,880 and then seeing a lot of them, 398 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:50,960 you wanna build a wall. 399 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:51,800 You know what I'm saying? 400 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:52,640 Like. 401 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:53,480 Yeah. 402 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:54,320 Yeah. 403 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:55,160 Yeah. 404 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:56,000 Yeah. 405 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,160 Like seeing the mountains. 406 00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:59,120 Like you feel that pioneer spirit. 407 00:12:59,120 --> 00:12:59,960 No. 408 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:00,800 I like where this is going. 409 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:01,920 I wanna conquer something. 410 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:02,760 Yeah. 411 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:04,200 But yeah. 412 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,680 So the bald eagles. 413 00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:07,920 And I saw so many bald eagles 414 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:10,600 that I actually saw one get hit by a car 415 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:12,760 on my way back home from work. 416 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:15,160 And like bald eagles are so huge. 417 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:16,680 Like I couldn't like, 418 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:18,200 it was definitely a bird in the street 419 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:20,040 and its wingspan was like out. 420 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:20,880 So it could have, 421 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:22,640 only thing it could have been was a bald eagle. 422 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:24,720 And they're like, the people just drove off. 423 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,800 Like, what do you do? 424 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:28,480 Isn't that like a legal? 425 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:30,120 Those people should be shot for treason. 426 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:30,960 Yeah. 427 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:31,800 I don't know. 428 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:32,640 I don't know. 429 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:33,480 In RFK. 430 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,320 I don't know. 431 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:37,000 But yeah. 432 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:40,160 No, so I saw some wildlife and there's so many. 433 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:45,160 I saw like, we had sled dogs at our site. 434 00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:48,080 So it was like, I would see like those puppies all the day 435 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:50,240 and like we would get new shipments in the puppies, 436 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:51,440 sled dog puppies. 437 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,720 But what else did I see? 438 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:56,760 I think that was pretty much it. 439 00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:59,320 I didn't really do too much like animal. 440 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:00,200 I wanted to see a whale. 441 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,520 I never got to see a whale. 442 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:04,320 At least you didn't see a polar bear, right? 443 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:05,320 Didn't see a polar bear. 444 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:06,160 I saw a black bear. 445 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:07,920 I didn't see black bear on that same trip 446 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,880 coming back from White Horse. 447 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:10,720 Yeah. 448 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:12,680 Yeah, he made friends with black bear. 449 00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:13,520 No. 450 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,880 Okay. 451 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:17,120 No, no, we scared each other in Gatlinburg. 452 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:21,320 Yeah, I don't fuck with bears. 453 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:23,120 So is it like cold? 454 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:25,120 No. 455 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:28,800 So I mean, I was in there during the summertime. 456 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:31,960 So I mean, it was mostly cold. 457 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:34,040 Like when you go outside, it was gonna be cold. 458 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,720 But like there's certain days 459 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:38,880 where like if you're standing out in the sun, 460 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:41,040 like I was out there shoveling dirt 461 00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:43,760 for the gold panning experience. 462 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:45,400 So I'd be shoveling dirt in the sun 463 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:47,520 and that's always hot, I would say. 464 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:48,720 So it's like you have your times 465 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:50,560 when it's like the sun is shining on you. 466 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:52,000 So I mean, the sun is the sun, 467 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,480 but for the most part, it's gonna be like cool. 468 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:56,400 The wind's always gonna be breezing. 469 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:57,360 It rains a lot. 470 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:59,880 So sometimes it is kind of like just overcast. 471 00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:01,000 So the sun's not gonna be shining. 472 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,200 So most of the time it is cold, 473 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,600 but you do have your days where it's like, 474 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,440 damn, it's 70 degrees right now. 475 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:07,160 Yeah. 476 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,320 So they got the sun up there too? 477 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:09,640 They got the sun up there. 478 00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:12,440 It stays out there longer in the summertime too. 479 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:15,200 Like 19 hours of sunlight, 18 hours. 480 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:16,440 Oh, that sounds terrible. 481 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:17,280 That is terrible. 482 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:18,520 That sounds awful. 483 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:20,840 It was during like the summer solstice festival. 484 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:22,000 So you know these carny whites, 485 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,240 they get active around this time. 486 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:26,280 And you know they're not wearing deodorant. 487 00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:27,120 You already know. 488 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:29,320 They're just spinning hula hoops around. 489 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:31,680 Yeah, they got that festival. 490 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,200 So it's like, there's more, 491 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,840 people get more lively around this time. 492 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:36,760 Okay. 493 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:39,880 Like during the solstice when the sun is out. 494 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:42,360 So in the winter, does the sun go away for 19 hours? 495 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:45,120 The winter goes away and the junkies come out. 496 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:45,960 Hell yeah. 497 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,840 It's a, Skagway, it's like a very, 498 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:49,000 from like the locals that I hear, 499 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,440 it's a very like sad town in the winter. 500 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:53,120 Did you call them the Skaggoids? 501 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,360 Skagway, that's what it's called. 502 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:55,200 That's the name of the place. 503 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:57,360 I thought you called the inhabitants Skaggoids. 504 00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:58,200 Oh no, no. 505 00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:59,720 I thought that was some Alaska speech. 506 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:01,360 It's like a Skagweegian. 507 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:02,200 That's what they call it. 508 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,280 Skagweegian. 509 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:05,840 It's like a mixture of cultures. 510 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,880 But yeah, in the winter time, 511 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,360 it's like six months of darkness. 512 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:13,240 And so it's like, 513 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,080 Sounds like a plague. 514 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,320 Everybody's doing drugs. 515 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,920 And drinking a lot. 516 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:19,080 What kind of drugs is it? 517 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:19,920 Up or down? 518 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:21,200 Man, they were talking about, 519 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:24,800 fentanyl got out there like two years ago or whatever. 520 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,000 Like it's bad. 521 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,920 Do they put them in like slushy form? 522 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,160 I don't know. 523 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:30,000 I don't know. 524 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:30,840 I don't know. 525 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:33,240 Fentanyl is a regular form. 526 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:34,520 You know, I don't touch the stuff. 527 00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:37,320 So I wouldn't know what to tell you. 528 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:38,160 You can't? 529 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:40,080 Yeah, that's clear. 530 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:41,800 I heard that's a myth. 531 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:42,640 What? 532 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:45,000 Touching it and overdosing. 533 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:45,840 Oh, fentanyl? 534 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:46,680 Fentanyl, yeah. 535 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:47,520 I don't know. 536 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:48,800 I heard that's a cop myth. 537 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:49,640 Let's bust it. 538 00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:50,480 More probably. 539 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:51,480 That does sound like a cop myth. 540 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:52,520 That does sound like a cop myth. 541 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:53,360 That's bust. 542 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:54,760 Don't bust it. 543 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:56,120 You gonna myth bust with fentanyl? 544 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:56,960 Nah, I'm joking. 545 00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:57,800 I'm just joking. 546 00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:58,880 You're gonna cry. 547 00:16:58,880 --> 00:16:59,720 I'm just kidding. 548 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:01,760 I'm not fucking with that. 549 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:03,080 No, that's horrible. 550 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:05,120 That's death. 551 00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:05,960 That's the grim reaper. 552 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:06,780 Oh man. 553 00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:10,360 Oh God. 554 00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:12,560 Well, that's bad ass though. 555 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:14,560 And then you just visit us for a day 556 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:16,080 and you're leaving right after this? 557 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:16,920 Yeah, yeah. 558 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:17,760 It's always good seeing you, man. 559 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:19,480 It's always good seeing y'all. 560 00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:20,920 It's always a good time. 561 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:22,440 So where's the next stop, man? 562 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:24,960 The next stop is New Hampshire. 563 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,120 Basically the same thing. 564 00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:27,760 Basically the same thing, yeah. 565 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:28,600 It's close. 566 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:31,440 You're doing like a pilgrimage to white Meccas. 567 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:34,440 Yeah, I gotta spread my seeds. 568 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:35,280 Hell yeah. 569 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:37,720 Is that near New York? 570 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:39,000 Oh yeah, it's near New York. 571 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,680 Yeah, yeah. 572 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:42,840 Dude, you know what? 573 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:44,280 Yes, that is applause, man. 574 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:47,120 That's awesome, man. 575 00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:49,400 I always wanted to go to New York. 576 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,640 I think Yaqub was from New Hampshire. 577 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:55,040 I know Yaqub. 578 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:55,880 You know Yaqub? 579 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:56,720 Yeah. 580 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:58,560 Can y'all refresh me on Yaqub? 581 00:17:58,560 --> 00:17:59,400 Yeah, can we pull up Yaqub? 582 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:00,240 Yaqub, Yaqub. 583 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:01,080 Yaqub. 584 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,880 He was a very well-known scientist. 585 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:06,680 I think it starts with U, right? 586 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:08,760 No, it's Y-A-K-U-B. 587 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:10,480 Y-A-K-U-B. 588 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:11,320 Yeah. 589 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:12,400 Okay. 590 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,400 Yaqub. 591 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,640 Nation of Islam. 592 00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:15,480 It's the birthplace. 593 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:16,320 Hit images. 594 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:17,160 Okay. 595 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:18,000 Let's see. 596 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,840 Ooh, looks like me. 597 00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:20,680 What? 598 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:21,520 What? 599 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:23,080 What God ready code? 600 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:23,920 No. 601 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:24,760 No. 602 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:28,320 Now Yaqub created white people. 603 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:29,160 Oh, he did. 604 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:30,000 Okay. 605 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,680 And that's why New Hampshire is the way that it is. 606 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:33,520 Sam. 607 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:36,360 I believe that you don't have a cranium that size. 608 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:37,200 No. 609 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,040 You must be smart. 610 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:38,880 Don't think of white people. 611 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:41,120 Yeah, that's a Jeremiah cotton cranium. 612 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:45,440 Wait, so was this a real dude? 613 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:46,280 Yeah. 614 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:50,640 Depends on who you ask, but I believe. 615 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:51,480 Yeah. 616 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:52,800 You don't believe that he created white people? 617 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:53,640 What are you talking about? 618 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:54,480 That's what the Bible says. 619 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:56,720 I didn't, I got to read more. 620 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:57,680 I thought she was a Christian. 621 00:18:57,680 --> 00:18:58,800 I am, I got to read more. 622 00:18:58,800 --> 00:18:59,640 I got to read. 623 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:01,440 You got to, next time you go to church, 624 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:02,920 ask them about the book of Yaqub. 625 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:04,680 I don't know this story at all. 626 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:07,400 Yaqub was down bad. 627 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,840 Why is Mr. Beast in Yaqub at Crayon? 628 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,400 I'm looking at that, bro. 629 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,920 Yaqub may be your father. 630 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:15,000 Yaqub may be your father. 631 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:15,840 That cracker bear. 632 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:16,920 Cracker bear. 633 00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:18,760 Hey, Internet, don't take that seriously. 634 00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:19,600 Damn. 635 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:20,600 Hold up, look. 636 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:21,440 My hero. 637 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:25,240 He's from New Hampshire, you say? 638 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:26,080 Yeah. 639 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:26,920 Okay. 640 00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:28,040 It was in a cave in New Hampshire. 641 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:30,560 He created the Caucasian race. 642 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:32,640 And then they went out, the white devils escaped 643 00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:35,040 and spread their ideology around the world. 644 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:39,600 An imperfect slave race ideology. 645 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:40,440 Yeah. 646 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:41,720 It's fucked up, dude. 647 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,440 See, he should have made them slaves first. 648 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:46,040 It's because we were falsely made without souls. 649 00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:46,880 Yeah. 650 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:49,320 How can a soul, yeah. 651 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:52,560 This is intense. 652 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:53,400 Look. 653 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,360 About the Yaqubians? 654 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,200 Yeah, Yaqub, I had no idea. 655 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,040 The Lord. 656 00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:58,680 You know, it's one of them books in the Bible 657 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:02,280 that just tell you about white people and shit. 658 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:03,200 Okay. 659 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:06,320 But you really don't have to know anything more about it. 660 00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:08,720 Never confirm any of this stuff. 661 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,560 I'm gonna tell everybody that. 662 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:12,960 I'm gonna go to Alaska to spread the gospel. 663 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,320 Y'all know you're a creator? 664 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:18,960 Hell yeah, right here. 665 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:21,800 Where the work? 666 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:25,000 Just a comparison, no jokes on him. 667 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,480 I don't know this guy. 668 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:28,760 No, man. 669 00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:29,600 Wait, hold up. 670 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:30,440 What? 671 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:31,280 Why is this? 672 00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:32,120 I seen that. 673 00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:32,960 You seen that swastika? 674 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:34,280 What the? 675 00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:35,560 That used to mean something different. 676 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:37,760 Oh, oh yeah, it sure did. 677 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:39,640 So we can wear swastikas, it means peace. 678 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:41,520 Dom usually is on that, 679 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:43,720 but he's actually being truthful right now. 680 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,600 They didn't know it's mean. 681 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:46,440 What it used to mean? 682 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:49,080 The Nazis ruined a lot of stuff, man. 683 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:49,920 Damn. 684 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:51,520 So really they took it from somebody else, 685 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,480 so they shouldn't just have it forever. 686 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:56,120 Let's give it back and let's start wearing it again. 687 00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:57,520 Because it means peace. 688 00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:01,000 I don't think that's what it means. 689 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,520 Yeah, go sign it, but he's not wrong. 690 00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:03,360 What? 691 00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:04,200 You're not wrong, but I can't be. 692 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:07,760 It's heritage, not hate. 693 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:09,600 Tell him, JJ, I knew you would get it. 694 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:12,760 We're gonna bring back a lot of old iconography. 695 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:14,560 It's gonna be sick. 696 00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:18,560 We're gonna bring back the original Dr. Seuss, 697 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:20,960 the OG Mickey Mouse, 698 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,880 I know that's how we're gonna get Brandon on board. 699 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:24,120 I got the whole collection. 700 00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:26,800 And I bet they have one with the symbol on there. 701 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:29,840 They do actually, they have a Donald Duck episode 702 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:31,880 where he was wearing the whole suit. 703 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:32,720 I remember that. 704 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,400 But he was doing the Hitler one, right? 705 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:35,240 Yeah. 706 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:36,240 Not that. 707 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:39,560 He was testing bombs and shit, right? 708 00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:42,360 He had a lot of World War II, so it was crazy. 709 00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:43,200 Yeah, not that. 710 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:45,480 That's a big thing. 711 00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:46,600 That's the bad one. 712 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:51,600 Before that, like in the 20s, before Hitler was like 20 something. 713 00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:54,280 Yeah, that was before. 714 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,920 Yeah, before Hitler. 715 00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:01,160 If they used it then, it didn't mean that 716 00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:02,760 because there was no Nazis. 717 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:08,360 Well, after World War II, I mean World War I, 718 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:09,640 their economy was in shambles. 719 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:12,360 So whatever he had to do to get it back was just... 720 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:15,480 He was basically doing open mics. 721 00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:16,760 True. 722 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:18,320 Plus he lost a testicle suit. 723 00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:20,080 He lost a testicle suit, come on man. 724 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:20,920 Wait, he lost it? 725 00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:22,120 I thought he didn't never have it. 726 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:24,320 Yeah, something hit his balls and made it... 727 00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:25,160 A jiggle. 728 00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:26,000 He hit his own ball? 729 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:29,000 No, like a metal piece came out and hit his ball sack 730 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,320 and then he lost the ball. 731 00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:31,760 Was it in the First World War? 732 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:32,600 Was it in the First World War? 733 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,560 Well, he wasn't around before the 20s like Don's. 734 00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:35,960 Yeah. 735 00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:36,800 Couldn't have been. 736 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,640 Well, maybe it was his ghost. 737 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:41,080 Maybe it was his ghost, whatever it was. 738 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:42,320 Somebody lost a nut. 739 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:43,160 Damn. 740 00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:44,880 Who took it though? 741 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:47,920 Oh, it was in war, like something must have exploded. 742 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:48,760 Against who? 743 00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:50,480 Let me see, yeah, let's find out. 744 00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:51,960 Oh, shit. Japanese. 745 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,120 Let's find out. 746 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:55,760 Speaking of Japan, dude, 747 00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:58,000 it's the anniversary of Pearl Harbor today, man. 748 00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:58,840 It is? 749 00:22:58,840 --> 00:22:59,680 Some bitches. 750 00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:01,160 I can't have this on images. 751 00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:05,160 I knew it was coming. 752 00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:07,960 I knew it was coming. 753 00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:08,800 Lost a ball. 754 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,480 Somebody repaved us. 755 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:12,000 Okay, so it says... 756 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,680 Dude, imagine if we could find his lost ball. 757 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:15,520 Okay, well let's see. 758 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:16,360 So somebody has it? 759 00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:17,480 That would go crazy on eBay. 760 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:18,440 Oh, somebody probably. 761 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,280 I don't think anybody has it. 762 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:22,640 He wasn't very famous at the time when he lost it. 763 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:23,480 Yeah. 764 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:24,960 Somebody held onto that, bro. 765 00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:26,880 You're a freak, dude. 766 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:28,920 He did have a condition. 767 00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:30,200 Read it out loud, Brandon. 768 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,840 Let's see, it says, what? 769 00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:34,400 Adolf Hitler did not lose a testicle, 770 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,760 but he did have a condition called 771 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:41,760 right-sided crypto-chitism, 772 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:44,080 which means that one of his testicles 773 00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:46,080 did not descend into his scrotum. 774 00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:47,640 So he had two? 775 00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:49,360 So it's just like when you get real cold 776 00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:50,600 and one pops up. 777 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:51,440 Yeah, just like that. 778 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:52,280 Man, that's normal. 779 00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:55,640 I think the Germans kinda edited it. 780 00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:57,120 I think so, too. 781 00:23:57,120 --> 00:23:59,200 He had one, it was just hidden. 782 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:00,040 You know what I mean? 783 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:00,880 No, no, no. 784 00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:04,240 Wait, yeah, because he did have a kid. 785 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:07,120 You can have a kid with one testicle. 786 00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:08,800 Oh, see, I didn't know. 787 00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:09,800 It's not, I mean, you gotta work harder. 788 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:12,400 I thought that's where they were like chilling at, man. 789 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:13,240 Wearing both of them? 790 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:14,520 Yeah, like in the balls, that's like, 791 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:15,840 I thought, I don't know. 792 00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:16,760 That makes sense. 793 00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:17,600 No, it does. 794 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,280 But you just, well, you gotta work harder 795 00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:20,760 if you only got one. 796 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:21,600 For real? 797 00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:22,920 You gotta really get up in there. 798 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:23,960 No, that's not a problem. 799 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:24,800 Yeah. 800 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:25,640 Yeah. 801 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,480 You said that's not a problem. 802 00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:28,320 That's not a problem, man. 803 00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:29,160 What does that mean? 804 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:31,000 That means, man, we gotta work hard. 805 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,400 You gotta get up in there, down. 806 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:33,720 That's random. 807 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:34,560 It's good. 808 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:35,880 It's not a problem. 809 00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:36,880 Not a problem, man. 810 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:38,280 You have a hardworking? 811 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:40,920 Yes, he's like one of the hardest workers I know, man. 812 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:42,560 He's a very hard worker. 813 00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:43,760 Mine's on unemployment. 814 00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:44,600 Unemployment. 815 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:45,440 Yeah. 816 00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:47,360 He's collecting checks. 817 00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:50,160 It's like Mike Tyson, when he gets old, it's gonna be sad. 818 00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:54,400 A young boy is gonna come beat him up. 819 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:55,240 No! 820 00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:56,080 Hell no! 821 00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:56,920 No, no, no. 822 00:24:56,920 --> 00:25:00,760 He doesn't even, no, not even in his fucking vocabulary. 823 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:02,560 He don't know what the fuck that is. 824 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:04,400 But it's what happened. 825 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:05,240 What? 826 00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:06,080 Oh, yeah. 827 00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:07,240 Mike Tyson got beat up by a young boy. 828 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:09,920 No, man, that was a man that's older than me. 829 00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:11,560 Oh, okay, so he a man. 830 00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:12,560 Yeah, Jay Paul. 831 00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:15,400 So an old man is gonna come beat him up. 832 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:16,480 No, no man. 833 00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:17,320 Okay, no man. 834 00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:21,280 It'll be coed by then. 835 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:23,960 Coed, no. 836 00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:25,760 You know on a lighter note, you know Jay Paul's 837 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,320 gonna be on a new boxing game. 838 00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:30,320 I wonder how good he's gonna be. 839 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,440 You know when they give him the ratings? 840 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,200 Is it gonna be like a Dana White scenario 841 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,840 where they make him maxed out? 842 00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:39,080 Or is it gonna be like a real two star 843 00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:40,560 against other real boxers? 844 00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:41,400 You know what I mean? 845 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:45,400 It depends on if they think of him as a real boxer or not. 846 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:46,240 That's what I'm saying. 847 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:49,600 Like if he gets like a something realistic, 848 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:52,400 like a 80 something, you know? 849 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:53,240 Yeah. 850 00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:56,440 But I still think 80 is too high for somebody 851 00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:58,200 who doesn't box professionally. 852 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:00,280 I agree, I agree. 853 00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:01,120 What? 854 00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:04,960 Does he have, is his record a professional record? 855 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:05,800 I know some of my exhibitions. 856 00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:07,120 Because he gets paid to fight. 857 00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:08,640 And he's fought some real fighters. 858 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:11,560 But is it under the like, you know, association? 859 00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:14,160 Like you could play, you could technically play 860 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:18,800 major league football, professional football, 861 00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:20,000 but it's not the NFL. 862 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:20,840 Yeah. 863 00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:21,680 You know what I'm saying? 864 00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:22,520 Yeah. 865 00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:24,880 You could say you play in Europe, but you know, 866 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:27,360 you're not really, you didn't really play professionally. 867 00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:28,200 Yeah. 868 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:29,040 I mean you got paid for it, 869 00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:31,760 but I get paid more than you now working in the sewer. 870 00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:33,080 You know what I mean? 871 00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:34,640 So is it really professional? 872 00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:36,680 He probably paid him though to give him 95. 873 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:38,400 You never know man, could have gave him a couple million. 874 00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:40,000 He's a 95? 875 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,640 No, I mean this says 98, 876 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:43,480 but I don't believe it, it could be click bait. 877 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:45,200 This could be click bait, because there's no way. 878 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,120 Because Muhammad Ali is 94, 879 00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:49,720 so that would be very disrespectful. 880 00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:50,560 Yeah. 881 00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:51,800 You don't know who will win though. 882 00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:53,760 So Mike Tyson is not in the game? 883 00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:55,360 No, dude, that's weird. 884 00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:57,560 He's not in the game, I had to make it myself. 885 00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:00,040 They didn't put Mike Tyson in the game. 886 00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:00,880 No. 887 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:03,000 But they put Jake Paul in the game. 888 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,040 But I think it may have been a funny thing. 889 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,440 Yeah, like a. 890 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:10,280 The victor's right to history, but it's bullshit. 891 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,080 I'm gonna whoop Jake's ass on that game. 892 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:13,560 Jake Paul, hell yeah. 893 00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:17,120 With every single legend, lightweight all of them. 894 00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:18,320 When's this come out? 895 00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,600 Oh, October, no, fuck, not October. 896 00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:23,480 December the 12th, I'm gonna get it right away. 897 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:25,040 I already got the game, I've been practicing. 898 00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:27,000 I was online, like an average man. 899 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,080 Oh, you got it before? 900 00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:28,920 Oh yeah, I got it. 901 00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:29,760 Is it EA game? 902 00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:32,680 No, it's a, I don't know who these people are. 903 00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:34,240 It's something new that they do. 904 00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:35,360 And they kinda piss me off, 905 00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:37,200 because they've been like, I mean I understand it, 906 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:40,160 but dude, I've been waiting since 2018 for this. 907 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:43,000 And it just came out a couple months ago. 908 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,240 Like every time they would tease me 909 00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:45,640 and be like, okay, it's coming. 910 00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:47,080 It's not coming. 911 00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:47,920 They're edging you. 912 00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:49,680 Blue ball in my ass, man. 913 00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:50,800 Horribly. 914 00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:51,640 That's the worst. 915 00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:52,480 It is the worst. 916 00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:53,320 But now it's coming. 917 00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:54,160 Oh, it came. 918 00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:55,000 Now you get the release. 919 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:55,840 Oh, it came. 920 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:56,680 It's here, man, it's released. 921 00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:58,400 And I've been playing that for days. 922 00:27:58,400 --> 00:27:59,640 Yeah. 923 00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:02,160 I asked Brandon before we started filming, 924 00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:05,360 I was like, who are the top 10 black people all time? 925 00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:06,200 Oh shit, what'd he say? 926 00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:07,040 I want to mention some of these. 927 00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:09,600 And I would like to throw one in the mix. 928 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:11,560 Lesser known individual, 929 00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:13,920 but since it is the anniversary of Pearl Harbor, 930 00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:17,000 I wanna throw Doris Miller into the mix, dude. 931 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:17,840 He was a- 932 00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:19,160 Doris Miller. 933 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:20,000 Let's see. 934 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:23,040 He was a boxer on one of the ships. 935 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:26,040 He was a cook in the Navy. 936 00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:27,840 And then when Pearl Harbor happened, 937 00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:30,320 he hopped on one of the anti-aircraft guns 938 00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:31,840 just started shooting them down, bro, 939 00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:33,640 while his ship was going down. 940 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:34,480 Hell yeah. 941 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:35,300 That's badass. 942 00:28:35,300 --> 00:28:36,140 Did he live? 943 00:28:36,140 --> 00:28:36,980 I don't know. 944 00:28:36,980 --> 00:28:37,800 Let me see. 945 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:38,640 It looked like he lived. 946 00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:39,480 So he stole- 947 00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:40,320 Oh no, he's dead. 948 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:41,160 No, no, no. 949 00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:42,320 Oh man. 950 00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,240 He was 24 years old, rest in peace. 951 00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:45,080 Oh damn. 952 00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:46,920 Did you hear that? 953 00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:47,760 What is that? 954 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:49,320 He stole the gun. 955 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:50,160 Damn. 956 00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:51,000 Damn. 957 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:51,820 Damn. 958 00:28:51,820 --> 00:28:52,660 Damn. 959 00:28:52,660 --> 00:28:53,500 Damn. 960 00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:54,320 Damn. 961 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:55,160 Damn. 962 00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:56,000 Damn. 963 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:56,820 Damn. 964 00:28:56,820 --> 00:28:57,660 Damn. 965 00:28:57,660 --> 00:28:58,500 Damn. 966 00:28:58,500 --> 00:28:59,340 He's gone. 967 00:28:59,340 --> 00:29:00,520 That's crazy, though. 968 00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:01,360 He's 24. 969 00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:02,200 He's gone. 970 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,020 Yeah. 971 00:29:03,020 --> 00:29:03,860 24 in that picture? 972 00:29:03,860 --> 00:29:04,700 Yeah, that's 24. 973 00:29:04,700 --> 00:29:05,540 He's gone. 974 00:29:05,540 --> 00:29:06,600 So he died. 975 00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:07,440 So he died. 976 00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:09,560 It looked, from the thing on Wikipedia, 977 00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:10,880 it said he died in 43. 978 00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:12,160 So he probably died in the war, 979 00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:13,200 but after Pearl Harbor. 980 00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:16,360 He survived Pearl Harbor and then died, like, 981 00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:17,200 in some other thing. 982 00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:18,520 Let's see how. 983 00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:19,520 How did he die? 984 00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:20,680 Wait a minute. 985 00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:24,320 Look, they kicked me out of Pearl Harbor when I went 986 00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:25,560 to try to visit. 987 00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:26,760 Oh, what'd you do, Dom? 988 00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:29,520 I'm sorry, what did they do to you? 989 00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:33,960 No, I was just, I was in my regular uniform 990 00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:35,240 and you have to, if you're in uniform, 991 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,600 you gotta be in like dress blues. 992 00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:39,760 And I was like, I'm just trying to look at the memorial 993 00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:42,520 and like, you need to get the fuck out of here. 994 00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:45,040 They said stolen valor on you, bro. 995 00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:48,160 They literally did, like, you can't be here, man. 996 00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:49,240 And I never went back. 997 00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:50,280 I was there for four years, 998 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:51,520 didn't even think about going back. 999 00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:53,560 I was like, I've seen enough. 1000 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:54,880 I've seen the ships and stuff 1001 00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:56,360 and I got to walk around for a second. 1002 00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:57,200 It was cool. 1003 00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:59,680 So who are you guys top 10 black people, bro? 1004 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:01,080 10 of them, dude? 1005 00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:02,480 I can't name 10 of anybody. 1006 00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:03,840 You don't like 10 black people? 1007 00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:05,920 No, I'm just not, I can't, you can't even tell. 1008 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:07,000 I watch football all the time. 1009 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,280 You say the top 10 quarterbacks, I'm gonna lose. 1010 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:11,280 It's too, 10 is too many off the top. 1011 00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,380 Well, 10 is good for me because that's approximately 1012 00:30:13,380 --> 00:30:15,280 how many I know. 1013 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:18,360 Doris Miller, Brandon Willis, Jaylen Brown. 1014 00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:19,280 Who is it? 1015 00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:21,480 Hell yeah, man. 1016 00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:22,320 That's a name too. 1017 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:24,560 I made JJ's list, that's a name too. 1018 00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:25,720 I'm in the top 10. 1019 00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:27,720 Top three, we'll all say our top three black people. 1020 00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:29,560 Top three black people? 1021 00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:30,400 Okay. 1022 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:31,220 I can't be top three. 1023 00:30:31,220 --> 00:30:32,060 Go ahead. 1024 00:30:32,060 --> 00:30:33,880 I'm sticking with my three, bro. 1025 00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:34,720 Who is it? 1026 00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:38,400 Brandon Willis, Jaylen Brown, the basketball player 1027 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,000 and Jaylen right here. 1028 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:43,840 Both of them. 1029 00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:47,480 And then Thurgood Marshall. 1030 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:48,400 Thurgood Marshall, yeah. 1031 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:50,600 I mean, that's the best three I could think of. 1032 00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:54,860 I'll go, I gotta go Rosa Parks. 1033 00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:57,600 I gotta go Harriet Tubman. 1034 00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:00,860 And then I gotta go, 1035 00:31:04,540 --> 00:31:07,480 dang, I gotta go Barack Obama. 1036 00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:08,680 What? 1037 00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:10,280 I should have said Dennis Rodman. 1038 00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:11,120 Dennis Rodman. 1039 00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:13,200 Martin Luther King. 1040 00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:14,040 Martin Luther King. 1041 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:16,640 He's the most, he's the number one. 1042 00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:18,640 Did they ever find out if he was black? 1043 00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,080 Oh my, come on now. 1044 00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,280 Okay, I've seen some study. 1045 00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:27,640 What side of internet you on? 1046 00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:28,480 Oh my gosh. 1047 00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:33,640 So you got Martin Luther, Harriet Tubman, that's number two. 1048 00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:35,200 She was a G, she ain't snitching, 1049 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:36,960 she got everybody up out of there. 1050 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:41,960 And number three, I don't think any list can be made 1051 00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:44,680 without Vin Reims. 1052 00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:48,360 Vin Reims, I just watched Pulp Fiction. 1053 00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:52,240 Oh, he was bad and he got, 1054 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:53,460 yeah, something happened to him in there, 1055 00:31:53,460 --> 00:31:55,000 but you know, he's stronger for it. 1056 00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:00,480 He said, it's the spider, it's called a couple flies. 1057 00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:02,320 Oh man, I was with Josh, 1058 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,880 we were like, if we were ever in that situation, bro. 1059 00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:07,280 Oh man. 1060 00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:08,320 Oh, I mean, what do you do? 1061 00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:09,160 You're just. 1062 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:09,980 What do you do? 1063 00:32:09,980 --> 00:32:10,820 Light your tongue off and lead out. 1064 00:32:10,820 --> 00:32:11,660 Yeah. 1065 00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:14,760 You know, you ever seen Pulp Fiction? 1066 00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:16,360 Yeah, where they, you know. 1067 00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:17,200 Where they do it to. 1068 00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:18,020 Take care of them. 1069 00:32:18,020 --> 00:32:18,860 Yeah. 1070 00:32:18,860 --> 00:32:20,360 In a sexual fashion. 1071 00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:21,200 They put some sugar in his hands. 1072 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:22,520 But doesn't he get to kill them? 1073 00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:23,360 Yeah, exactly. 1074 00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:24,840 Whatever. 1075 00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:26,720 Doesn't he get to kill them with his samurai sword 1076 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:27,560 after that? 1077 00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:28,400 Yeah. 1078 00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:29,220 That's pretty sweet revenge. 1079 00:32:29,220 --> 00:32:30,720 Oh yeah, he gets his revenge and that's the only way, 1080 00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:31,840 if I ever got raped, 1081 00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:33,440 Oh. Aint it Lee? 1082 00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:36,200 And I would have to, 1083 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,560 I wouldn't rest until I killed him. 1084 00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:39,400 I would have to. 1085 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,360 And if I could do it anyway, 1086 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,180 if I was smart enough, I want to get him. 1087 00:32:43,180 --> 00:32:44,020 You know what I'm saying? 1088 00:32:44,020 --> 00:32:48,240 I want to capture, torture, get IVs, 1089 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:51,280 pull out fingernails and just really have my moment with him 1090 00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:53,400 and talk to him like I'm not mad at him. 1091 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:54,440 You know, I bring him stuff. 1092 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:55,840 I'm like, yeah, hope you're having a good day. 1093 00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:58,760 And then sometimes I just pull off a piece of skin. 1094 00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:00,440 Ooh, until it's all gone. 1095 00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:02,480 Well, all gone, but you got to keep enough on this 1096 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:03,600 so don't get the infection. 1097 00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:04,440 Right. 1098 00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:05,600 Cause you don't want to be going buying all that, 1099 00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:06,440 those products. 1100 00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:07,280 Dom is thinking about it. 1101 00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:09,040 You got to fight back while it's happening. 1102 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:11,280 Yeah, no, I, yeah. 1103 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:12,400 That's what Ving Rhames said. 1104 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:14,400 He's like, I'm gonna get medieval on your ass. 1105 00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:15,240 Yeah. 1106 00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:16,060 And that's what you want to do. 1107 00:33:16,060 --> 00:33:16,900 You got to. 1108 00:33:16,900 --> 00:33:19,000 That's the only way you can have peace as a person. 1109 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,280 Yeah. 1110 00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:21,720 I said, I had a personal clap for you, man. 1111 00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:22,840 I couldn't even use the machine. 1112 00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:24,440 That was so good and well done. 1113 00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:25,280 Thank you Brandon. 1114 00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:26,120 I really respect that one. 1115 00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:27,280 Yeah. 1116 00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:28,520 Cause nobody should rape you in the ass. 1117 00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:29,960 I didn't even know he got raped in the ass 1118 00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:30,800 that he just told me. 1119 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,360 I'm like, damn. 1120 00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:33,200 That's fucked up. 1121 00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:35,040 At first I was like, what type of sexual activity? 1122 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:36,960 But then when somebody gets in the ass, 1123 00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:38,400 you can't deal with that. 1124 00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:39,240 Yeah. 1125 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:40,560 How you, ah, that hurts. 1126 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:41,400 Hot up. 1127 00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:42,220 It hurts. 1128 00:33:42,220 --> 00:33:43,060 You're helpless. 1129 00:33:43,060 --> 00:33:43,900 You can't do it. 1130 00:33:43,900 --> 00:33:45,240 And look how big Ving Rhames is. 1131 00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:47,400 What I would try and do if I was in that situation, 1132 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:49,880 I believe in the strength of my pelvic floor. 1133 00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:52,680 I would try to like really squeeze and tighten up 1134 00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:54,520 and then do like a twister and then twist. 1135 00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:55,360 Break his dick off. 1136 00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:56,200 Try to. 1137 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,040 That actually does. 1138 00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:58,360 You got to at least try that one time. 1139 00:33:58,360 --> 00:33:59,200 You do. 1140 00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:00,040 You do. 1141 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:01,640 You got to try to tighten up that. 1142 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:04,680 And hey, if it fails, it couldn't get worse. 1143 00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:09,160 It's not going down from there. 1144 00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:10,000 I forgot about that. 1145 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:10,840 That could help. 1146 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:11,680 You have like a tight ass, 1147 00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:12,880 you can probably squeeze it together 1148 00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:15,320 and hopefully you'll have a fight against them trying to. 1149 00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:18,000 I have a training plan you can buy on my Instagram. 1150 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:18,840 He said what? 1151 00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:19,680 Training plan. 1152 00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:22,280 Cause I know some people. 1153 00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:24,280 Sphincter coach on Instagram, dude. 1154 00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:25,120 You know what? 1155 00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:25,940 It's. 1156 00:34:25,940 --> 00:34:26,780 It's. 1157 00:34:26,780 --> 00:34:27,620 It's. 1158 00:34:27,620 --> 00:34:28,760 Start putting it out, JJ. 1159 00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:29,920 Start putting it out of the choice. 1160 00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:31,840 Yeah, Sal put me on. 1161 00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:32,840 Start him up. 1162 00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:33,680 Yeah. 1163 00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:38,120 Radim, how do you say you forgot about that? 1164 00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:38,960 Forgot about what? 1165 00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:40,840 When he said, he just said this. 1166 00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:41,840 You hear that? 1167 00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:42,680 Huh? 1168 00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:43,500 What? 1169 00:34:43,500 --> 00:34:44,840 He just said that he would tighten up his ass cheeks 1170 00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:46,000 and try to break the dude off. 1171 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,080 And then you said, you know what? 1172 00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:47,920 I forgot about that. 1173 00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:49,560 Yeah, because I'm like, 1174 00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:51,040 when people joke around and be like, 1175 00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:53,320 hey, try to poke your ass or something. 1176 00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:54,160 Yeah. 1177 00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:55,680 I would always be like, nope. 1178 00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:56,920 And then you close the real quick. 1179 00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:58,440 I can't deal with that. 1180 00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:00,680 I think those are my least favorite jokes. 1181 00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:01,520 It's not a joke. 1182 00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:02,360 Yeah. 1183 00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:03,200 I wish this was a joke. 1184 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:04,120 You know the classic one where they try to put 1185 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:05,320 their finger in your ass. 1186 00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:06,400 I hate that one. 1187 00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:07,360 Yeah, I hate that joke. 1188 00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:08,920 Oh my God. 1189 00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:11,440 Thankfully I got pants on. 1190 00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:12,360 I'm like, nah. 1191 00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:13,200 Yeah. 1192 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:14,040 Yeah. 1193 00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:14,860 Stop. 1194 00:35:14,860 --> 00:35:15,700 They really try to go. 1195 00:35:15,700 --> 00:35:16,540 Yeah, joking around. 1196 00:35:16,540 --> 00:35:17,380 Yeah. 1197 00:35:17,380 --> 00:35:18,880 Joking around. 1198 00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:20,880 When's it stopped being a joke? 1199 00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:22,960 Well, thankfully it is a joke. 1200 00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:23,800 It's my. 1201 00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:24,640 It's my. 1202 00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:25,480 It's my. 1203 00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:26,800 Cause you know. 1204 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:30,760 But I tolerate it cause it's one of my loved ones. 1205 00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:31,600 You know. 1206 00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:32,440 I don't. 1207 00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:33,280 We know. 1208 00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:34,400 It's usually somebody you know. 1209 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:35,240 You know. 1210 00:35:35,240 --> 00:35:36,080 It's usually. 1211 00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:37,400 It usually is, JP. 1212 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:38,240 It usually is. 1213 00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:39,240 My loved one. 1214 00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:40,080 Probably is. 1215 00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:40,920 Yeah. 1216 00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:44,880 It's my wife she'll joke around. 1217 00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:47,720 What do you think? 1218 00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:48,560 That is true. 1219 00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:49,400 Girlfriends go for that. 1220 00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:51,000 They do for some odd reason. 1221 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:51,840 Always. 1222 00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:52,660 Oh God, Brady. 1223 00:35:52,660 --> 00:35:54,800 That's what it's like to leave right now. 1224 00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:56,400 I thought I was like, what would they do 1225 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,360 if you couldn't have described that worse? 1226 00:35:58,360 --> 00:35:59,680 Yeah, how do I think about it? 1227 00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:01,800 Yeah, it sounded bad every time I said it. 1228 00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:05,880 It only got worse. 1229 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:07,520 It's just that little gesture. 1230 00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:10,280 Dom can escape cause of his leakage. 1231 00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:13,080 It's like in Mario Kart when you drop the oil behind you. 1232 00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:13,920 Oh yeah. 1233 00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,120 It's a natural lubrication. 1234 00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:17,960 Oh no. 1235 00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:22,080 Let me put a little. 1236 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:23,640 I don't got nothing to that. 1237 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:26,640 I'm gonna joke to it. 1238 00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:27,480 Are you okay? 1239 00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:29,320 Yeah, I'm good. 1240 00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:30,160 What's wrong? 1241 00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:33,120 Why'd it get turned on? 1242 00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:33,960 What? 1243 00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:35,800 Do I look crazy? 1244 00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:36,640 What's wet? 1245 00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:37,840 Just sweat a little bit. 1246 00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:39,880 Yeah, it's just Jack and Jack is hot, man. 1247 00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:43,440 We know you're like really big into music. 1248 00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:44,720 I'm big into music. 1249 00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:48,120 This guy came through Fat Sammy's the other day, right? 1250 00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:50,520 His name is Evan, I'll find his last name. 1251 00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:51,560 Evan Rowlett. 1252 00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:53,240 And he, I guess he used to be in the comedy scene 1253 00:36:53,240 --> 00:36:56,480 did this hilarious song and Brandon, you loved it. 1254 00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:58,400 Dude, he's got a gift. 1255 00:36:58,400 --> 00:36:59,240 He has it. 1256 00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:02,720 Can you press minimize on here? 1257 00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:03,560 Yeah, I got you. 1258 00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:04,400 And pull it. 1259 00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:05,240 Are we gonna play it? 1260 00:37:05,240 --> 00:37:07,040 Yeah, so I'll go down to the. 1261 00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:07,880 Right here? 1262 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:08,720 Yep, right there. 1263 00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:09,560 And then maximize it. 1264 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:10,400 All right. 1265 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:12,000 Fat Sammy's, hell yeah. 1266 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,000 All right, y'all ready? 1267 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:13,840 Yeah. 1268 00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:14,840 Let's see this. 1269 00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:21,840 It's a very veiny hand. 1270 00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:48,840 If you love me, you won't fuck this thing anymore. 1271 00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:49,680 Yeah, okay. 1272 00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:52,600 If you could hear, he said, 1273 00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:55,120 if you love me, you would fuck this mini horse. 1274 00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:56,320 Okay, yeah, okay. 1275 00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:57,160 That's what I was thinking. 1276 00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:59,960 If you love me, we'll fuck this mini horse. 1277 00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:00,960 Great song. 1278 00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:02,600 Brandon, I'd never see it. 1279 00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,120 You were like, you were in church right there. 1280 00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:05,400 Yeah, you were feeling it. 1281 00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:06,840 I looked a little depressed though on there 1282 00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:07,680 for some odd reason. 1283 00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:08,920 I think you were just feeling the song. 1284 00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:09,760 Maybe. 1285 00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:12,000 It was a good song. 1286 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,240 Like you should, man, 1287 00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:16,040 I wish you could have heard the song before that. 1288 00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:18,360 That song was perfect, man. 1289 00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:19,880 It was right up your alley. 1290 00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:21,280 Alex, you have that song, right? 1291 00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:22,120 Yeah, I have it. 1292 00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:22,960 I have it. 1293 00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:24,040 Okay, we're gonna wait. 1294 00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:26,040 I wanna see his reaction later. 1295 00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:29,640 I said that I loved y'all earlier 1296 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:32,040 and I wouldn't fuck a mini horse 1297 00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:33,520 to prove that to any of y'all. 1298 00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:34,360 I'm sure you shouldn't. 1299 00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:36,080 But it does get like, 1300 00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:40,720 how do you show love? 1301 00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:43,200 What's the craziest thing you would do 1302 00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:44,680 to show somebody your love? 1303 00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:45,520 Because I feel like fucking a horse. 1304 00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:46,360 Bring it in, Josh. 1305 00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:50,200 I don't know. 1306 00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:51,720 Maybe that is a deep question. 1307 00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:53,280 But if you love me, 1308 00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,160 you would fuck this mini horse. 1309 00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:56,960 That's intense. 1310 00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:57,920 That's deep love. 1311 00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:00,040 That's some pretty manipulative shit. 1312 00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:01,360 It seems manipulative. 1313 00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:02,200 Yeah. 1314 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:03,320 People have died from doing that. 1315 00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:05,200 Oh yeah, and it's on camera. 1316 00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:09,680 What's the biggest animal 1317 00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,280 that you would either fuck or let fuck you 1318 00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:13,320 for love? 1319 00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:14,320 There we go. Your mom. 1320 00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:17,640 She watches this too. 1321 00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:21,680 Oh my gosh. 1322 00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:22,680 She's really giving me a lashing 1323 00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:24,480 for the things I say about the Jews. 1324 00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:29,880 I don't know if I wanna let an animal fuck me. 1325 00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:31,240 Yeah, so you would have to give it to him. 1326 00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:33,920 I would have to fuck, 1327 00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:35,520 I'd fuck a whale. 1328 00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:36,720 Jesus Christ. 1329 00:39:36,720 --> 00:39:38,320 Yeah, I gotta get in there. 1330 00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:43,320 Yeah, I'd fuck a whale to prove my love. 1331 00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:44,800 I bet you could fit your whole body 1332 00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:46,920 inside of a whale's vagina without a doubt. 1333 00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:49,120 Probably, I gotta get in there though. 1334 00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:51,480 Just go all the way in there and jack off, 1335 00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:53,360 see if you can create something. 1336 00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:55,520 Whale babies. 1337 00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:58,280 That was my name in Alaska, Whalen Jalen. 1338 00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:06,280 Whalen Jalen. 1339 00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:11,280 Why was it Whalen Jalen? 1340 00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:16,280 Because I was a whaler back in 1898. 1341 00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:20,280 Specialized in collecting ambergris. 1342 00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:22,280 You don't know what ambergris is. 1343 00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:24,280 Congratulations. 1344 00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:25,280 How you spell that? 1345 00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:30,280 A-M-B-E-R-G-R-I-S. 1346 00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:31,280 There we go. 1347 00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:33,280 Ooh, that's pretty. 1348 00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:36,280 Solidified whale semen? 1349 00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:38,280 Whale vomit. 1350 00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:39,280 Is that for real? 1351 00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:41,280 Yeah, and ladies put it in their perfume. 1352 00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:44,280 It's a fragrant musk. 1353 00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:45,280 Does it smell good? 1354 00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:48,280 I mean, ask ladies, 1355 00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,280 they're the ones putting it in their perfume. 1356 00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,280 Yeah, but I'm saying when you smell them up there. 1357 00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:54,280 Oh, it's just everywhere they do that? 1358 00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:56,280 I wasn't alive in 1898, Dom. 1359 00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:58,280 I thought you were saying, 1360 00:40:58,280 --> 00:40:59,280 you're getting it right now. 1361 00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:00,280 No, no, no. 1362 00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:02,280 As a tour guide, 1363 00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,280 when I was a character, that was what my character was. 1364 00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:07,280 You know, some of them people lived back in the 1800s, 1365 00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:10,280 so I didn't know if they still did it or not. 1366 00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:14,280 They were not an advanced... 1367 00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:16,280 A lot of them do live off the grid. 1368 00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:17,280 Live off the grid, right? 1369 00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:19,280 A lot of them do live off the grid. 1370 00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:21,280 That's what I'm saying. 1371 00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:24,280 So they might still. 1372 00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:26,280 Thank you, J. 1373 00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:27,280 I think ambergris is still collected. 1374 00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:28,280 When you live off the grid. 1375 00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:30,280 Priority number one, perfume. 1376 00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:32,280 You gotta smell good. 1377 00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:34,280 Ambergris is also just very valuable as well, 1378 00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,280 so I'm sure if you find it, you can get a pretty penny for it. 1379 00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:38,280 You can probably do a whole bunch of shit with it. 1380 00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:43,280 Is it true that stuff like this is more valuable than diamonds? 1381 00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:45,280 I think it can be. 1382 00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:48,280 The amount you have, maybe. 1383 00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:51,280 But I'm not sure, just raw, like an ounce of diamonds, 1384 00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:52,280 ounce of ambergris. 1385 00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:55,280 No, what I'm saying is diamonds are gonna cost more, 1386 00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:58,280 but this is more valuable because the beers 1387 00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:00,280 or whoever has that bit of diamond. 1388 00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:02,280 Yeah, I think that's how it works. 1389 00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:03,280 I read that and read it. 1390 00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:06,280 I mean, if society, nobody believes you can read it, 1391 00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:11,280 but if society crumbled, this would be way more valuable 1392 00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:13,280 than any precious metal, really. 1393 00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:14,280 Yeah. 1394 00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:16,280 Dude, look at it, man. 1395 00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:19,280 I mean, do whales vomit often enough for it to be a resource? 1396 00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:21,280 I don't think they do, you know? 1397 00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:25,280 I think that's why it's hard to get the rarity of it. 1398 00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:29,280 And I guess it does produce cool things when you put it in perfumes. 1399 00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:30,280 I don't know. 1400 00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,280 You can't really make a whale vomit in it. 1401 00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:33,280 Nothing can go down that throat. 1402 00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:35,280 It's not like you can just put one in a tank. 1403 00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:36,280 Stick your finger in the throat. 1404 00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:37,280 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 1405 00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:38,280 Your finger can't do it. 1406 00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:39,280 I don't think it's gonna work. 1407 00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:41,280 No, you need something bigger. 1408 00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:45,280 Oh, well, we're talking about perfume. 1409 00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:46,280 What about love? 1410 00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:47,280 We were talking about love. 1411 00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:48,280 What's the best thing we do for love? 1412 00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:49,280 Yeah. 1413 00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:54,280 All right, well, who's better to ask than Mike GPT? 1414 00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:56,280 Hell yeah. 1415 00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:58,280 Yeah, let's ask him. 1416 00:42:58,280 --> 00:42:59,280 Let's ask him. 1417 00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:01,280 Let's ask him about love and see what he says. 1418 00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:03,280 He'll probably somehow bring up Ambergris. 1419 00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:05,280 No, that would be funny. 1420 00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:10,280 All right. 1421 00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:16,280 How do you know you're in love? 1422 00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:20,280 After you've been through a lot of fucked up relationships, 1423 00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:24,280 you found somebody that you can all, I'm not gonna even say have one. 1424 00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:29,280 When you find somebody that you can 100% be your total self, 1425 00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:36,280 health-wise, physical-wise, financial-wise, spiritual-wise, 1426 00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:41,280 if they understand you from their perspective and you love them 1427 00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:43,280 and they love you, it's a real thing. 1428 00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:44,280 That's all right. 1429 00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:47,280 I would say equally, yo, you have the same values, 1430 00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:49,280 even the same fucked up mistakes. 1431 00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:52,280 Nigga, I'm late coming home. 1432 00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:56,280 Shit, I'm late coming home, but y'all ain't cheating or nothing. 1433 00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:59,280 I don't know, you might be, but what I'm saying is, 1434 00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:03,280 if you have the same fucked up ways, I think, in the same good ways, 1435 00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:09,280 I think that's a plus, and you accept each other for your flaws. 1436 00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:10,280 And you gotta be fine, too, bro. 1437 00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:12,280 You gotta be sexy, shit. 1438 00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:17,280 I gotta have some sexy and attractive to me to look at. 1439 00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:23,280 So if you are hitting all elements of my physical and my spiritual 1440 00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:27,280 and my financial, man, you got me. 1441 00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:28,280 Because I want you to make some money. 1442 00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:30,280 I don't want you to be out in this bitch, bro. 1443 00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:31,280 You know what I'm saying? 1444 00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:32,280 I ain't buying eyelashes. 1445 00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:35,280 I ain't putting no unit on. 1446 00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:37,280 You ain't buying no lace weaves. 1447 00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:40,280 You ain't even be finna get your eyelashes tinted, nothing. 1448 00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:42,280 Eyebrows tinted, arch. 1449 00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:43,280 I ain't doing none of this shit for you. 1450 00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:46,280 If you can't do that shit for yourself, what you need a man for? 1451 00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:47,280 You don't need no man. 1452 00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:49,280 He gotta do this shit. 1453 00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:50,280 He badly want to... 1454 00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:51,280 I ain't gonna even say badly. 1455 00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:54,280 Niggas be doing this shit to themselves now. 1456 00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:01,280 And we're back. 1457 00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:03,280 Thanks, Mike. 1458 00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:04,280 True. 1459 00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:05,280 Wow. 1460 00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:06,280 Everything that he said. 1461 00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:07,280 I agree with every word. 1462 00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:08,280 That's a genius right there. 1463 00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:10,280 That wouldn't change a thing? 1464 00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:11,280 Me neither. 1465 00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:15,280 Not gonna lie to you, the first time I heard it, I almost shed a tear. 1466 00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:18,280 Because, you know, he means it. 1467 00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:20,280 Like, he said everything that he said in the first part. 1468 00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:21,280 He not lying to you. 1469 00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:23,280 Actually, he wasn't wrong in any of it. 1470 00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:25,280 I wouldn't say, yeah. 1471 00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:27,280 He had the nail on the head. 1472 00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:28,280 True. 1473 00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:29,280 Nothing but facts right there, man. 1474 00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:30,280 Nothing but facts. 1475 00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:31,280 But you know what? 1476 00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:36,280 Quick question, because we got there, everybody, but what animals would you, like, have sex with? 1477 00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:39,280 Brandon, I won't answer any kind of crazy question like that. 1478 00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:41,280 But you just asked them and they answered. 1479 00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:42,280 That's so inappropriate. 1480 00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:43,280 I didn't answer any doubt, man. 1481 00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:45,280 What was the animal you said? 1482 00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:46,280 I didn't say anything. 1483 00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:48,280 I said somebody's mother and that's a human being. 1484 00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:52,280 And that was wrong of me to say that and I apologize profusely. 1485 00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:54,280 See, Brandon, you can't just ask. 1486 00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:57,280 We trying to clean up the podcast when you ask people stuff like that. 1487 00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:59,280 I'd have sex with a deer. 1488 00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:00,280 There we go. 1489 00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:01,280 Thank you, man. 1490 00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:02,280 He said thank you. 1491 00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:04,280 A girl or a boy? 1492 00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:06,280 I don't care. 1493 00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:09,280 It is 2024. 1494 00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:13,280 Because I'm cool with it, but if it's a boy, I'm not going to say it. 1495 00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:15,280 You don't want a buck? 1496 00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:16,280 Like the deer. 1497 00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:18,280 Oh, because you can hold him by the anus. 1498 00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:20,280 Yeah, you can hold him by the anus, move him where you want. 1499 00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:21,280 That's terrible. 1500 00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:22,280 Back. 1501 00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:24,280 Or you can get one of them goats with the big ass. 1502 00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:26,280 Pull that up. 1503 00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:28,280 You guys know what I'm talking about. 1504 00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:30,280 Nobody knows what I'm talking about. 1505 00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:32,280 I do not know what your dog is about. 1506 00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:36,280 This is the only time we're not trolling. 1507 00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:39,280 So you've never seen Mike Cakes goats? 1508 00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:40,280 Okay, hold on. 1509 00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:41,280 Mike Cakes? 1510 00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:42,280 I do know Mike Cakes. 1511 00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:43,280 Yes, like this. 1512 00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:44,280 Sir! 1513 00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:47,280 Yeah, like sir, and they be flapping like that. 1514 00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:48,280 Jesus Christ. 1515 00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:49,280 This is wild. 1516 00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:52,280 I feel like... 1517 00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:53,280 This came from a place. 1518 00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:55,280 Let me show you who this guy is. 1519 00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:56,280 I'd fuck that goat. 1520 00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:57,280 I would. 1521 00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:59,280 I'd have to do it because of the ass alone. 1522 00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:01,280 You got to smack it too. 1523 00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:04,280 That thing is juicy. 1524 00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:06,280 I don't understand what... 1525 00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:07,280 Listen to this guy. 1526 00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:10,280 Yeah, like he'll look at stuff and be like, sir. 1527 00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:12,280 And he'll be like, bring me that right here. 1528 00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:13,280 Bring me that goat. 1529 00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:14,280 What sir? 1530 00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:16,280 Oh, he does Jonathan Silver kind of shit. 1531 00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:17,280 Yeah. 1532 00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:19,280 Hold on, let me find it. 1533 00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:20,280 Yeah, let me see. 1534 00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:21,280 The goat. 1535 00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:22,280 Oh, shit. 1536 00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:23,280 I don't know. 1537 00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:24,280 Just go to videos. 1538 00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:25,280 Don't click on a TikTok one. 1539 00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:26,280 Not TikTok. 1540 00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:29,280 Let's just try YouTube. 1541 00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:32,280 Are you pouring honey on that goat, dude? 1542 00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:34,280 Without a doubt. 1543 00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:35,280 You're asking me? 1544 00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:38,280 Honey, Szechuan sauce, fucking barbecue. 1545 00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:40,280 All types of shit. 1546 00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:42,280 Just give fruit his real ass. 1547 00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:44,280 That was Shannon Sharp. 1548 00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:46,280 Unk said that. 1549 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:47,280 He put honey? 1550 00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:49,280 He said, I'm pouring honey on you goat. 1551 00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:52,280 He said that was what he responded to LeBron's tweet about, 1552 00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:55,280 if I'm in a forest with a bear, help the bear. 1553 00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:59,280 And Shannon Sharp tweeted back, I'm pouring honey on you goat. 1554 00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:03,280 Damn. 1555 00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:04,280 Have you seen that? 1556 00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:05,280 No. 1557 00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:06,280 That's iconic. 1558 00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:07,280 I've never seen that. 1559 00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:08,280 That's pretty good though. 1560 00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:11,280 So I can't find the goat, but I can show you the one with the fish. 1561 00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:12,280 Okay. 1562 00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:13,280 You guys ready? 1563 00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:14,280 Yeah. 1564 00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:15,280 Hold up. 1565 00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:20,280 Oh yeah, before we start, I don't condone any of this. 1566 00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:21,280 I'm just letting you know. 1567 00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:22,280 Seems like you can do it. 1568 00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:24,280 Like I'm not fucking no goats. 1569 00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:26,280 Yeah. 1570 00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:30,280 Sir, sir. 1571 00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:33,280 Give me that fish. 1572 00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:35,280 It's already been sold, sir. 1573 00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:37,280 Give me that fish. 1574 00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:39,280 Oh God. 1575 00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:40,280 This is lit. 1576 00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:41,280 It's Jon. 1577 00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:42,280 Yeah. 1578 00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:43,280 Oh my God. 1579 00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:45,280 There's more like them. 1580 00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:46,280 Yeah. 1581 00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:48,280 Who was out first? 1582 00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:49,280 Oh him. 1583 00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:52,280 I've been watching him since 2018 or 17. 1584 00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:54,280 But you don't support any of it? 1585 00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:56,280 Well, I mean, no. 1586 00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:57,280 You just watched for eight years? 1587 00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:58,280 No, I wouldn't do it. 1588 00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:01,280 I wouldn't do it, but I'm like, hey, it's funny. 1589 00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:02,280 Funny is funny. 1590 00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:03,280 Pretty funny. 1591 00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:04,280 Yeah, funny is funny. 1592 00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:05,280 Hell yeah. 1593 00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:09,280 If he likes goats, that's good for him. 1594 00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,280 I don't think that's good. 1595 00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:12,280 No, that's not good. 1596 00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:13,280 It's called bestiality. 1597 00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:14,280 It's called bestiality. 1598 00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:16,280 Yes, bestiality is not good. 1599 00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:17,280 You don't want to do that. 1600 00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:18,280 Can't hear it. 1601 00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:21,280 Not a road you need to go down. 1602 00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:25,280 But you said what? 1603 00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:26,280 Do bears fuck in the woods? 1604 00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:28,280 I said if a bear is fucked in the woods. 1605 00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:29,280 Oh yeah, they do. 1606 00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:30,280 Where else they gonna fuck? 1607 00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:31,280 In the cave? 1608 00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:33,280 Oh, that's where they're hiding it. 1609 00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:34,280 Yep. 1610 00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:39,280 Did they get one last one in before they go to sleep? 1611 00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:41,280 That's probably how they go to sleep. 1612 00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:43,280 Oh yeah, you never know. 1613 00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:44,280 Probably. 1614 00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:46,280 There's probably a bear that had that idea one time in his life. 1615 00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:47,280 Yeah, I do. 1616 00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:48,280 Like a Kodak bear. 1617 00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:49,280 Fucking polar bear. 1618 00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:50,280 He just hunted a human. 1619 00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:51,280 Polar bears don't hunt a human. 1620 00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:52,280 Oh yeah, I forgot about that. 1621 00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:55,280 Actually, I don't know if that's true or not. 1622 00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:57,280 I was just trying to say winter all the time. 1623 00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:59,280 Yeah, that's what I was thinking. 1624 00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:00,280 What do they eat? 1625 00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:01,280 Are seals, maybe? 1626 00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:02,280 People. 1627 00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:03,280 Yeah, they tear seals up. 1628 00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:05,280 They'll eat their young. 1629 00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:07,280 Oh, well, that's why they're dying. 1630 00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:09,280 It's not fucking global warming. 1631 00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:11,280 Same with the Japanese. 1632 00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:16,280 They eat their young? 1633 00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:18,280 I don't judge what the Asians do because you know, 1634 00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:21,280 they live in a different kind of society. 1635 00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:26,280 You don't know if that's part of their culture. 1636 00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:28,280 Yeah, I got you. 1637 00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:33,280 Do y'all shampoo every part of your body? 1638 00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:34,280 Shampoo? 1639 00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:35,280 Shampoo? 1640 00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:36,280 Yeah, like where hair is? 1641 00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:37,280 Yeah, I actually do that. 1642 00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:38,280 You do that? 1643 00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:39,280 I'm on that way. 1644 00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:40,280 No, I don't. 1645 00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:41,280 I don't. 1646 00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:42,280 I should, right? 1647 00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:43,280 I'm just asking. 1648 00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:46,280 What's y'all personal politics on shampoo and where it should go? 1649 00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:48,280 It's for hair, doesn't it say? 1650 00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:49,280 I mean, I never tried. 1651 00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:50,280 I don't know. 1652 00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:53,280 I did it once in my armpits and they broke out. 1653 00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:54,280 Oh, no. 1654 00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:58,280 No, my armpits are very easy to break out, so I'm good. 1655 00:50:58,280 --> 00:50:59,280 Man, that's bad. 1656 00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:03,280 No, I'm thinking of that and I'm thinking I might need to throw some conditioner in my 1657 00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:04,280 ass and tank hair. 1658 00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:06,280 See, that's where I detangle it. 1659 00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:08,280 I just want you to get to thinking about that. 1660 00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:09,280 Yeah. 1661 00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:11,280 You don't have to make any drastic changes, but let's just- 1662 00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:12,280 Try that one. 1663 00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:13,280 You know what I'm saying? 1664 00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:14,280 I know I'm gonna do that. 1665 00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:18,280 I mean, you're already down there or at least you should be down there. 1666 00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:19,280 Oh, yes. 1667 00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:20,280 Yeah. 1668 00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:22,280 But you know, you gotta leave the conditioner. 1669 00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:23,280 You gotta leave it in for a minute. 1670 00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:24,280 I only do the shampoo. 1671 00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:26,280 I don't do the conditioner on the ass here. 1672 00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:30,280 But see, that's what's gonna make the tangles get out is the conditioner. 1673 00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:31,280 I like the tangles. 1674 00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:32,280 The detangler. 1675 00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:33,280 Yeah. 1676 00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:35,280 Like Jerry Curls kind of. 1677 00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:37,280 But it might make it feel squishy. 1678 00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:38,280 See? 1679 00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:39,280 We gotta weigh it out. 1680 00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:43,280 You don't wanna just go out when you have to do something and you gotta squish it. 1681 00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:48,280 I do shampoo and then I blow dry and comb at the same time the ass hair. 1682 00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:50,280 You're very dedicated. 1683 00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:51,280 Wow. 1684 00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:52,280 You wanna see Brandon? 1685 00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:53,280 Do I wanna see? 1686 00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:54,280 No, I'm good. 1687 00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:56,280 I mean, you can write it down and I'll just figure it out myself. 1688 00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:57,280 I'll write it down. 1689 00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:58,280 Pictures. 1690 00:51:58,280 --> 00:51:59,280 Yeah. 1691 00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:01,280 I mean, how long does that usually take? 1692 00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:02,280 I feel like that would be a couple hours. 1693 00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:03,280 What do you mean? 1694 00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:06,280 I mean, I got more curly hair, so I only do like two or three times a week. 1695 00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:07,280 Oh, me too. 1696 00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:08,280 I'm naturally curly, man. 1697 00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:09,280 Everywhere. 1698 00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:10,280 It's crazy. 1699 00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:11,280 It's very crazy. 1700 00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:13,280 I'll send you the routine. 1701 00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:14,280 Thank you, man. 1702 00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:15,280 Thank you. 1703 00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:22,280 If I send my cop friend to you, you wanna do a skit with him? 1704 00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:23,280 He'll arrest you. 1705 00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:24,280 Yeah. 1706 00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:25,280 I'll do that, yeah. 1707 00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:26,280 In New Hampshire. 1708 00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:27,280 Yeah. 1709 00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:28,280 We can set that up. 1710 00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:29,280 I haven't beat you. 1711 00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:30,280 Oh my God. 1712 00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:31,280 Funny. 1713 00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:32,280 Hilarious. 1714 00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:37,280 I won't tell you when the skit's gonna happen. 1715 00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:40,280 Oh no. 1716 00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:41,280 Oh man. 1717 00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:42,280 Oh God. 1718 00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:48,280 One time, Brandon, I just, because we were talking about pee earlier, I would wake up 1719 00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:50,280 in the middle of the night and I would have to pee. 1720 00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:55,280 So, I didn't wanna make any noise by flushing the toilet or peeing in the toilet bowl. 1721 00:52:55,280 --> 00:53:01,280 So, I would pee in bottles and I wouldn't put the pee into the toilet later on. 1722 00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:03,280 I would just throw the bottle under my bed. 1723 00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:11,400 And at the time, my dad, he purchased a maid that would come to our house every other 1724 00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:14,240 week or so and she would clean up. 1725 00:53:14,240 --> 00:53:22,040 He eventually started having sex with the maid and she eventually became my stepmom. 1726 00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:23,040 That's besides the point. 1727 00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:26,880 This was a week, this was like one of the weeks where she came to clean up the house. 1728 00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:33,400 She was cleaning up my room and she found one of the pee bottles that I had under my 1729 00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:34,400 bed. 1730 00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:38,040 It wasn't any experiments, I was just afraid. 1731 00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:44,080 She told my dad and I didn't get hit or anything, but I got in a lot of trouble for having 1732 00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:45,560 pee under my bed. 1733 00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:50,800 So I don't know, I just felt a connection with you when you were talking about the pee 1734 00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:52,160 test that you were doing. 1735 00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:56,040 I just wanted to show you, I was a little familiar with pee myself. 1736 00:53:56,040 --> 00:54:00,920 It was a good connection honestly because dude, I've actually had a crazy maid situation 1737 00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:01,920 myself. 1738 00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:04,640 Could you please share with me? 1739 00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:09,080 Now it wasn't with pee man, but it could have been. 1740 00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:14,560 It wasn't, well because I don't even know. 1741 00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:15,560 That one was- 1742 00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:18,200 You can really add pee into any situation. 1743 00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:19,840 You can multitask pee. 1744 00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:26,120 You can, but yeah it was weird because my mom felt bad for me when I was a kid for some 1745 00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:31,640 reason because she thought I was lonely and she thought I couldn't talk to girls and stuff, 1746 00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:33,120 which I couldn't at all. 1747 00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:35,280 I always got shut down, it was embarrassing. 1748 00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:36,280 What age was this? 1749 00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:37,280 Oh my gosh. 1750 00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:39,480 Think about my freshman year in high school. 1751 00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:41,160 That's a tough year. 1752 00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:42,160 Freshman or sophomore year? 1753 00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:43,160 No, no it was sophomore year. 1754 00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:44,160 Sophomore year. 1755 00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:45,160 Sophomore year. 1756 00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:46,160 Three years ago. 1757 00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:47,160 I was at the rest of my time at Huntsville. 1758 00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:58,000 I remember what she did was, so this lady already had a dude, right? 1759 00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:05,120 My mom talked to them and was like, look my son is lonely. 1760 00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:12,440 She was like, could y'all find a way to take him out on a date, or you take him out on 1761 00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:17,040 a date to Red Lobster and I'll pay for all the food and stuff like that. 1762 00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:23,600 So then she agreed and we went to Red Lobster and that was awkward. 1763 00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:28,520 Just eating this lobster piece and doing conversations and then the bartender come up and was like, 1764 00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:29,840 you guys look like a good couple. 1765 00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:31,840 She was like, yeah, okay, whatever. 1766 00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:35,800 I was like, well, I mean, do you want to be on social media? 1767 00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:40,160 She was like, no, but you can have my sister, here you go. 1768 00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:41,160 She didn't respond either. 1769 00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:42,160 Damn. 1770 00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:43,160 Yeah. 1771 00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:46,160 I never saw them again. 1772 00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:47,160 No way. 1773 00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:48,160 This is real, bro. 1774 00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:49,160 Yeah, I ate it. 1775 00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:50,160 You ate the Red Lobster? 1776 00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:51,160 Yeah, because your mom was paying for it. 1777 00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:52,160 It was for the Red Lobster. 1778 00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:53,160 Yeah. 1779 00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:56,160 And you could have, while y'all were sitting there, you could have peed on the girl then. 1780 00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:59,160 I could have with that disrespect. 1781 00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:00,160 Okay. 1782 00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:01,160 How old was she? 1783 00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:02,160 I don't know. 1784 00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:03,160 Probably like, maybe like 17 or 18 maybe. 1785 00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:04,160 Okay. 1786 00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:05,160 18 or 19. 1787 00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:06,160 She was still in high school too. 1788 00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:07,160 No, never mind. 1789 00:56:07,160 --> 00:56:08,160 I take that back. 1790 00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:09,160 She probably was 19 to 20. 1791 00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:10,160 Okay. 1792 00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:11,160 And you were in high school too. 1793 00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:12,160 Yeah. 1794 00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:16,160 No, never mind, I take that back, she probably was 19 to 20. 1795 00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:17,160 Okay. 1796 00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:18,160 And you were 14. 1797 00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:19,160 Nah, I was probably like 15. 1798 00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:20,160 That makes it better. 1799 00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:22,880 Did you go in with the knowledge that your mom had set it up? 1800 00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:27,080 Oh yeah, my mom told me like, before I drove off, and I was like, I really don't want to 1801 00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:28,080 do this. 1802 00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:29,080 She was like, just try it. 1803 00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:30,080 She was like, just try it. 1804 00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:32,360 That seems like it would make your situation worse. 1805 00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:33,360 Yeah. 1806 00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:34,360 I hated it. 1807 00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:35,360 Yeah. 1808 00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:36,360 Yeah, it sounds like it. 1809 00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:37,360 I mean, I would also hate that. 1810 00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:38,360 Oh man. 1811 00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:41,240 But she was trying to get you ready to talk to real women by having this. 1812 00:56:41,240 --> 00:56:42,240 Like a mock interview. 1813 00:56:42,240 --> 00:56:43,240 Yeah, yeah, exactly. 1814 00:56:43,240 --> 00:56:44,240 Oh. 1815 00:56:44,240 --> 00:56:45,240 Like a mock interview. 1816 00:56:45,240 --> 00:56:48,480 So she wasn't really trying to get you to bang this. 1817 00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:50,280 Because that was my next question. 1818 00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:51,280 I don't think so. 1819 00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:52,280 Did you initiate? 1820 00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:54,040 No, I didn't get any far at all. 1821 00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:56,080 All I did, yeah, it was- 1822 00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:58,840 Well, your stomach was probably a little upset from the lobster pizza. 1823 00:56:58,840 --> 00:56:59,840 Oh no, man, it was perfect. 1824 00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:02,840 No, as soon as we got through eating, she just dropped me off. 1825 00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:03,840 That was it. 1826 00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:04,840 Her car, she picked me up. 1827 00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:05,840 That's not a big deal. 1828 00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:06,840 What'd you guys talk about? 1829 00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:07,840 Man, what did, nothing really. 1830 00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:08,840 Like literally, it was just like, I was like, I'm not gonna do this. 1831 00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:09,840 I'm not gonna do this. 1832 00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:10,840 I'm not gonna do this. 1833 00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:12,800 Like literally, it was just, it was kind of silence. 1834 00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:16,240 And then I would talk sometimes, I'd be like, oh, okay, so. 1835 00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:18,240 How's your life? 1836 00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:21,400 I was like, what started this career? 1837 00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:22,400 Stuff like that. 1838 00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:23,400 I didn't know what to say. 1839 00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:24,400 What was your career? 1840 00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:25,400 Well, she was the housekeeper. 1841 00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:26,400 We had it because- 1842 00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:27,400 Oh, that's the maid element. 1843 00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:31,960 Yeah, but yeah, we had it because my dad's like a veteran insurance. 1844 00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:32,960 So- 1845 00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:34,520 Not a housekeeper then? 1846 00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:36,840 Like clean, she would clean the house and stuff. 1847 00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:37,840 Oh. 1848 00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:38,840 Yeah. 1849 00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:39,840 And then like help him out too. 1850 00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:42,040 So like a maid type helper. 1851 00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:43,040 Yeah, like that. 1852 00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:47,360 Yeah, they get the insurance, they get my grandma to get one. 1853 00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:48,840 They're not maids. 1854 00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:49,840 Oh, they're not? 1855 00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:50,840 No. 1856 00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:51,840 Housekeeper? 1857 00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:52,840 No. 1858 00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:53,840 What is it? 1859 00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:54,840 Just clean? 1860 00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:55,840 But they help him out medically too. 1861 00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:56,840 Yeah. 1862 00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:57,840 Then just nurse, clean around. 1863 00:57:57,840 --> 00:57:58,840 She would vacuum the house and stuff. 1864 00:57:58,840 --> 00:57:59,840 Hospice. 1865 00:57:59,840 --> 00:58:00,840 I was like, oh shit. 1866 00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:01,840 And they'd be like, clean it. 1867 00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:06,600 Well, no, no, that didn't happen. 1868 00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:08,640 And so she never came back to clean after that? 1869 00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:10,080 Did she quit? 1870 00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:11,920 No, I don't know what happened. 1871 00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:13,200 They never told me. 1872 00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:14,600 You never saw her again? 1873 00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:15,600 No. 1874 00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:16,600 She vanished. 1875 00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:17,880 No, she was just like here. 1876 00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:21,640 I had my sister and then she was like, all right, see you. 1877 00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:23,960 Yeah, might be a good match for you. 1878 00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:24,960 Not me. 1879 00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:26,840 I was like, okay. 1880 00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:28,840 She threw her sister under the bus? 1881 00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:29,840 Yeah. 1882 00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:30,840 Yeah, she didn't respond either. 1883 00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:32,160 I don't think she liked that. 1884 00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:34,120 Was this the picture like when you were at Hooters and stuff? 1885 00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:35,120 Yes, that's what I looked like. 1886 00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:36,120 So you look like a nice young man. 1887 00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:37,120 Why couldn't you- 1888 00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:38,120 I know, right? 1889 00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:40,160 I didn't get it. 1890 00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:45,320 I would get on these apps called Monkey or fucking Omega or those swipe things. 1891 00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:48,280 And every time I would get on there, people would sometimes put me on there just to feel 1892 00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:49,280 good about themselves. 1893 00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:51,000 I'd get on there and the girls would scream. 1894 00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:52,920 They'd be like, what the hell is that? 1895 00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:54,800 I've never seen anything like that. 1896 00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:57,880 Then they'd hang up real quick and my friends would get back on. 1897 00:58:57,880 --> 00:59:02,600 And once they got back on, they'd be like, oh snap, let me get your number and shit. 1898 00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:03,600 But that's the devil, man. 1899 00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:04,600 It is the devil, man. 1900 00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:05,600 That's the devil. 1901 00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:09,040 It sucks is I'd be in class and the whole class would be there. 1902 00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:11,520 And they would always do shit, man. 1903 00:59:11,520 --> 00:59:12,520 This was in class? 1904 00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:13,520 Yeah. 1905 00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:14,520 They were assholes. 1906 00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:17,520 Sorry, I'm getting too deep. 1907 00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:19,600 No, no. 1908 00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:20,880 Was this like on the projector? 1909 00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:24,600 No, what she would do is a teacher would walk out and they'd be like, oh snap, we're going 1910 00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:25,920 to get on Monkey real quick. 1911 00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:27,840 And everybody would be like, oh okay, let's get on it. 1912 00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:30,720 Because he'd pull out his phone and they'd just do it there. 1913 00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:32,200 And then they'd just put you on the camera? 1914 00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:33,880 Oh yeah, sometimes they'd be like, Brandon, you want to try it? 1915 00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:36,960 And I'd be like, yeah, I got this one and I didn't get that one. 1916 00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:38,240 They were assholes. 1917 00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:40,200 They would always play some damn trick, man. 1918 00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:42,520 I remember once I was sitting in class, they were like, you know who likes you? 1919 00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:43,520 I was like, who? 1920 00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:44,520 And they said nobody. 1921 00:59:44,520 --> 00:59:45,520 And the whole class was like, boom. 1922 00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:46,520 Damn. 1923 00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:47,520 That was fucked up, dude. 1924 00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:48,520 And then I just pulled it out, no. 1925 00:59:48,520 --> 00:59:49,520 That's what you gotta do. 1926 00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:50,520 I was just about to say that. 1927 00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:51,520 That's why I said that. 1928 00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:52,520 Fuck them. 1929 00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:53,520 Penis or firearm? 1930 00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:54,520 Both. 1931 00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:55,520 There we go. 1932 00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:56,520 Hell yeah. 1933 00:59:56,520 --> 00:59:57,520 Show no respect, man. 1934 00:59:57,520 --> 00:59:58,520 Hell yeah. 1935 00:59:58,520 --> 00:59:59,520 Fuck that. 1936 00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:04,040 The hell? 1937 01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:06,600 You know what? 1938 01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:07,600 It's cool. 1939 01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:08,600 I got it. 1940 01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:09,600 I got it. 1941 01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:10,600 Hell yeah, bro. 1942 01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:12,600 Do they still have these things? 1943 01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:15,880 See, I don't want, can you put a filter in there so they ain't no got them kids on there? 1944 01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:16,880 Yes. 1945 01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:17,880 I don't know. 1946 01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:20,440 But you can easily lie about that. 1947 01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:21,440 Are you 18 plus? 1948 01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:25,120 I was going to say put them back through it and have them like the glow up now. 1949 01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:28,000 But I don't want the kids on there. 1950 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:29,960 Now I see something about Omegle or something. 1951 01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:32,280 And it hurts more when it comes from a child. 1952 01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:33,280 Yeah. 1953 01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:34,280 Getting it ruthless. 1954 01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:35,280 They are so honest. 1955 01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:37,120 You know it's crazy though. 1956 01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:41,120 My friend that y'all are going to meet, my brother, the one that I told you, white version 1957 01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:47,680 me, we would be on there and he would always every single time score perfectly on there. 1958 01:00:47,680 --> 01:00:50,400 It was like, and it would be all over the world. 1959 01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:51,400 He would be intercontinental. 1960 01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:54,040 It would be in Puerto Rico, Columbus. 1961 01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:56,600 I remember one time, one time, I'm going to tell y'all this. 1962 01:00:56,600 --> 01:01:01,360 He was so good at this trick that one time he got a girl in, it was like the Philippines, 1963 01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:02,360 right? 1964 01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:06,240 And he was like talking to her and she was like, I'm going to like mess around myself. 1965 01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:07,240 What's your name? 1966 01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:10,760 And he looked at me and he said, Brandon, I know that you never get this opportunity. 1967 01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:12,040 So you know, I'm a good friend. 1968 01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:13,040 I'm going to do this for you. 1969 01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:14,640 My name is Brandon Willis. 1970 01:01:14,640 --> 01:01:18,480 And then she just kept doing that saying like Brandon Willis and everything. 1971 01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:23,440 And you know, of course, like I kid you not the classical you make me so like she really 1972 01:01:23,440 --> 01:01:24,440 said that. 1973 01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:25,440 I promise you said that. 1974 01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:26,440 What? 1975 01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:27,440 You make me so horny. 1976 01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:28,440 Yes. 1977 01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:29,440 Horny. 1978 01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:30,440 Why? 1979 01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:31,440 I don't know. 1980 01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:32,440 It's just weird to say. 1981 01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:34,440 But she was like, you make me and then she kept saying that. 1982 01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:35,440 Oh, you talking about that. 1983 01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:36,440 Yeah. 1984 01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:37,440 Yeah. 1985 01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:38,440 Like that. 1986 01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:39,440 Say it. 1987 01:01:39,440 --> 01:01:40,440 How did she say it? 1988 01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:41,440 Thank you. 1989 01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:42,440 Me so horny. 1990 01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:43,440 Yes. 1991 01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:44,440 Like that. 1992 01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:45,440 Yes. 1993 01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:46,440 Like just kept. 1994 01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:47,440 Me so horny. 1995 01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:48,440 Yeah. 1996 01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:50,880 And he was so funny because he was like, yeah, that's what's up. 1997 01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:53,840 And then like after that, he just was like, okay, I'm done. 1998 01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:56,360 I was like, no, you can't just do that. 1999 01:01:56,360 --> 01:01:58,880 And then next day he was like, I felt bad and texted her. 2000 01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:01,080 And then he was like, I found out she was a prostitute or something. 2001 01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:09,080 I was like, and then like she didn't want to be or something. 2002 01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:13,520 And then we both felt bad because I was like, dude, what the fuck did you just do? 2003 01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:14,520 And he was like, I'm sorry. 2004 01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:17,320 She didn't want to be in this in so she couldn't afford school. 2005 01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:20,320 Basically, I don't know. 2006 01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:21,720 It could have been some sex trafficking stuff. 2007 01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:22,720 I don't know, man. 2008 01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:23,720 I don't know. 2009 01:02:23,720 --> 01:02:24,720 I don't know. 2010 01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:25,720 I was just on the FaceTime. 2011 01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:26,720 I was a kid. 2012 01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:27,720 I was like 16 or 15. 2013 01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:29,720 This person was definitely older than me. 2014 01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:30,720 I didn't know. 2015 01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:31,720 I promise you. 2016 01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:32,720 Like I was a kid. 2017 01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:33,720 I was 15. 2018 01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:34,720 I was a kid. 2019 01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:35,720 I was a child, man. 2020 01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:36,720 I didn't know what I was doing. 2021 01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:37,720 What the fuck is happening? 2022 01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:38,720 You better not let your kids get on these. 2023 01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:39,720 What is the site's name? 2024 01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:40,720 Monkey. 2025 01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:41,720 And then there was another one, Ubo. 2026 01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:42,720 What's on that now? 2027 01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:43,720 What can they get on? 2028 01:02:43,720 --> 01:02:44,720 Oh, that's still that. 2029 01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:45,720 Oh, they still got those things? 2030 01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:46,720 Yeah. 2031 01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:58,840 The one I always knew was Omegle, but they shut that one down. 2032 01:02:58,840 --> 01:02:59,840 That was the worst. 2033 01:02:59,840 --> 01:03:00,840 They should have shut it down. 2034 01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:04,840 So much racism. 2035 01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:06,680 You don't know who you're going to come up to next. 2036 01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:08,960 So how was he messaged of where he would get their information? 2037 01:03:08,960 --> 01:03:14,160 No, what you would do is you would just be on this thing where it would load, and then 2038 01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:15,880 they would just instantly pop up on the screen. 2039 01:03:15,880 --> 01:03:18,480 And if you wanted to talk to them, they'd be like, oh, hey, how you doing? 2040 01:03:18,480 --> 01:03:19,880 If you want to keep talking, just keep talking. 2041 01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:20,880 But I'm not. 2042 01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:23,400 Swipe instantly like that, and then it goes to another person. 2043 01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:24,680 Is this still around? 2044 01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:25,680 Yes. 2045 01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:29,280 I saw some, I do feel bad for that. 2046 01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:35,280 It was like some white girl, and she was like, nigger now. 2047 01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:37,680 And then the dude, yeah. 2048 01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:44,040 And then the guy that he does this, he exposes people who do shit like that. 2049 01:03:44,040 --> 01:03:45,040 And then she was like, she started crying. 2050 01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:46,040 She was like, oh my God, no, my life is over. 2051 01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:47,040 She hadn't done it. 2052 01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:48,040 Yeah, but the kids. 2053 01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:49,040 I'm all about punishing adults. 2054 01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:50,040 Oh yeah, kids. 2055 01:03:50,040 --> 01:03:51,040 Kids are dumb. 2056 01:03:51,040 --> 01:03:52,040 They do shit like that. 2057 01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:53,040 And then she just got to get beat up by a girl named Big Nicky, and then she probably won't 2058 01:03:53,040 --> 01:03:54,040 say it no more. 2059 01:03:54,040 --> 01:03:55,040 Yeah. 2060 01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:56,040 That's how it happens. 2061 01:03:56,040 --> 01:03:57,040 It's just natural. 2062 01:03:57,040 --> 01:03:58,040 A friend said it's good, and he still apologizes to this day. 2063 01:03:58,040 --> 01:03:59,040 That he did what? 2064 01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:00,040 He said it at Thanksgiving? 2065 01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:01,040 No, not Thanksgiving. 2066 01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:02,040 God damn, that's the wrong time to say it. 2067 01:04:02,040 --> 01:04:03,040 It was happening. 2068 01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:04,040 It was happening. 2069 01:04:04,040 --> 01:04:05,040 It was happening. 2070 01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:06,040 It was happening. 2071 01:04:06,040 --> 01:04:07,040 It was happening. 2072 01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:08,040 It was happening. 2073 01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:09,040 It was happening. 2074 01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:10,040 It was happening. 2075 01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:15,040 It was happening. 2076 01:04:15,040 --> 01:04:22,040 It was happening. 2077 01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:31,040 It was happening. 2078 01:04:31,040 --> 01:04:41,040 It was happening. 2079 01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:48,040 It was happening. 2080 01:04:48,040 --> 01:04:53,040 It was happening. 2081 01:04:53,040 --> 01:05:02,040 It was happening. 2082 01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:07,040 It was happening. 2083 01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:11,040 It was happening. 2084 01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:12,720 in the playground man. 2085 01:05:12,720 --> 01:05:13,840 And he called you then? 2086 01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:14,660 Yeah. 2087 01:05:14,660 --> 01:05:15,500 Yeah. 2088 01:05:15,500 --> 01:05:17,080 He grew up in a weird place. 2089 01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:18,360 It was like one year. 2090 01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:19,200 It was one. 2091 01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:20,400 Yeah, I also grew up there. 2092 01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:22,760 I know, but ever since then he was like, 2093 01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:25,840 man, my six year old self, that was so stupid. 2094 01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:27,980 Like every time he's like, that was retarded. 2095 01:05:27,980 --> 01:05:28,820 That was stupid. 2096 01:05:28,820 --> 01:05:29,640 I'm sorry. 2097 01:05:29,640 --> 01:05:30,480 That's a good way to apologize for it. 2098 01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:31,320 That's stupid. 2099 01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:32,160 That's stupid. 2100 01:05:32,160 --> 01:05:32,980 Like he does it every day. 2101 01:05:32,980 --> 01:05:33,820 Like sometimes he'd be like, 2102 01:05:33,820 --> 01:05:35,320 just call me like, that's stupid. 2103 01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:36,520 I'm like, you're right. 2104 01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:40,400 Sorry, I was being a real chink back there. 2105 01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:45,400 He's cool too man. 2106 01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:46,240 He raps too now. 2107 01:05:46,240 --> 01:05:47,080 He rap? 2108 01:05:47,080 --> 01:05:47,920 Oh man, hell yeah. 2109 01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:49,600 This is the greatest thing I've ever heard. 2110 01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:51,080 Yeah, I can't wait to meet him. 2111 01:05:51,080 --> 01:05:52,040 It's Yellow Wolf. 2112 01:05:56,280 --> 01:05:57,120 Hell yeah. 2113 01:05:57,120 --> 01:05:59,200 Yeah, we're gonna meet him. 2114 01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:00,840 Yes you guys are. 2115 01:06:00,840 --> 01:06:02,280 That was the most insane chain of- 2116 01:06:02,280 --> 01:06:03,120 This is my brother's. 2117 01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:04,920 I don't even know how we got there. 2118 01:06:04,920 --> 01:06:06,240 I can't wait for you to watch it. 2119 01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:08,400 It was one minute have been mind blowing. 2120 01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:10,880 It was Brandon being bullied in class. 2121 01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:14,240 And then it went to child sex trafficking on the internet. 2122 01:06:14,240 --> 01:06:16,480 And then it was Brandon's best friend calling them in 2123 01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:17,320 word and threw rocks at them. 2124 01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:18,520 That's how they met. 2125 01:06:18,520 --> 01:06:19,340 Yeah. 2126 01:06:19,340 --> 01:06:20,480 God. 2127 01:06:20,480 --> 01:06:21,320 Fight a lot. 2128 01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:23,440 And Brandon's mom set him up on a mock day. 2129 01:06:23,440 --> 01:06:26,840 On a mock bond day with an adult woman. 2130 01:06:26,840 --> 01:06:29,000 That all happened within the three months. 2131 01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:33,840 And I got hungrier. 2132 01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:36,160 So I can talk about when I had a mental breakdown at band. 2133 01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:38,760 I probably already did talk about that so much more. 2134 01:06:41,840 --> 01:06:42,880 We gotta save some of them. 2135 01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:43,920 Yeah. 2136 01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:46,200 But I did tell y'all about that, did I? 2137 01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:47,040 Brandon's a serious- 2138 01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:47,860 I don't remember that one. 2139 01:06:47,860 --> 01:06:48,700 There's so many stories there. 2140 01:06:48,700 --> 01:06:49,540 Oh yeah. 2141 01:06:49,540 --> 01:06:50,380 Band was crazy man. 2142 01:06:50,380 --> 01:06:52,120 I had a mental breakdown. 2143 01:06:52,120 --> 01:06:53,480 You hurt some people? 2144 01:06:53,480 --> 01:06:55,020 No, well, no. 2145 01:06:55,020 --> 01:06:57,400 But what happened was I always played the triangle. 2146 01:06:57,400 --> 01:06:58,640 I played all the percussions 2147 01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:01,320 and I would play the triangle a lot in tambourine. 2148 01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:02,880 And every time I would do that, 2149 01:07:02,880 --> 01:07:03,720 people would always be like, 2150 01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:06,160 oh look, here you go with the triangle. 2151 01:07:06,160 --> 01:07:07,000 Little triangle. 2152 01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:08,560 And they would always just tease me every single day 2153 01:07:08,560 --> 01:07:10,680 because I'm playing the triangle in tambourine. 2154 01:07:10,680 --> 01:07:12,400 And I would be like, bruh. 2155 01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:14,440 I was like, yo, everybody just calm down. 2156 01:07:15,560 --> 01:07:16,520 And let me play. 2157 01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:19,240 I would have shot up the school. 2158 01:07:19,240 --> 01:07:20,080 I'm glad man. 2159 01:07:20,080 --> 01:07:21,280 And they wouldn't stop. 2160 01:07:21,280 --> 01:07:23,400 Everybody, it's every story. 2161 01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:24,720 The kids are joking. 2162 01:07:24,720 --> 01:07:26,220 They wouldn't stop. 2163 01:07:26,220 --> 01:07:28,220 What are you doing? 2164 01:07:28,220 --> 01:07:30,220 And he's like, stay back. 2165 01:07:30,220 --> 01:07:31,140 Stay back. 2166 01:07:31,140 --> 01:07:31,980 Stay back. 2167 01:07:31,980 --> 01:07:32,820 Stay back. 2168 01:07:32,820 --> 01:07:35,960 In one day, I just had enough of it. 2169 01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:37,240 And I was doing this and they were doing that. 2170 01:07:37,240 --> 01:07:38,600 I said, that's it. 2171 01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:39,440 That's it. 2172 01:07:39,440 --> 01:07:40,880 And I started hearing, I quit. 2173 01:07:40,880 --> 01:07:43,200 That's it, I'm not doing this shit no more. 2174 01:07:43,200 --> 01:07:44,040 That's it. 2175 01:07:44,040 --> 01:07:45,640 And I threw it on the ground and ran in like that. 2176 01:07:45,640 --> 01:07:48,080 A noise canceling room and I curled up a ball. 2177 01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:49,400 Where the fuck were you at? 2178 01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:51,160 What the fuck is this, dude? 2179 01:07:51,160 --> 01:07:52,000 Where were you at? 2180 01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:53,160 In the band room. 2181 01:07:53,160 --> 01:07:54,880 We're in the band room. 2182 01:07:54,880 --> 01:07:56,240 What's the noise canceling? 2183 01:07:56,240 --> 01:07:58,120 Because if you wanna play it, it's too scary. 2184 01:07:58,120 --> 01:07:58,960 Oh, God. 2185 01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:01,360 Dude, I'm thinking psych ward type shit. 2186 01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:02,680 Oh, you're talking about, oh, God. 2187 01:08:02,680 --> 01:08:03,520 The noise canceling. 2188 01:08:03,520 --> 01:08:04,360 Yeah. 2189 01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:05,200 The squeaking. 2190 01:08:05,200 --> 01:08:07,200 And everybody kept knocking on the door, 2191 01:08:07,200 --> 01:08:08,040 trying to get in. 2192 01:08:08,040 --> 01:08:09,280 I'm like, fuck, nah. 2193 01:08:09,280 --> 01:08:10,280 And then I was in the lunch room. 2194 01:08:10,280 --> 01:08:11,120 Everybody went in the line. 2195 01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:13,120 I was like, I'm sorry, Brandon, you okay? 2196 01:08:13,120 --> 01:08:15,040 You all right, Brandon? 2197 01:08:15,040 --> 01:08:15,880 Stay up there. 2198 01:08:15,880 --> 01:08:16,700 The teachers tried to get you out 2199 01:08:16,700 --> 01:08:17,880 or the students trying to get you out? 2200 01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:19,800 Everybody was like, Brandon, God, I'm dead. 2201 01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:20,920 You locked yourself in there? 2202 01:08:20,920 --> 01:08:22,080 Hell yeah, for a second. 2203 01:08:22,080 --> 01:08:22,920 I was like, man. 2204 01:08:22,920 --> 01:08:24,120 Then I came out. 2205 01:08:24,120 --> 01:08:25,880 I was like, sorry. 2206 01:08:25,880 --> 01:08:29,200 They didn't fuck with you no more, did they? 2207 01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:30,360 Let's see what year this was. 2208 01:08:30,360 --> 01:08:33,760 Because it officially stopped in sophomore year 2209 01:08:33,760 --> 01:08:34,600 when I joined wrestling. 2210 01:08:34,600 --> 01:08:36,680 Once I joined wrestling, that stuff cut. 2211 01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:39,040 But before wrestling, it was bad and bad. 2212 01:08:39,040 --> 01:08:39,880 The dark ages. 2213 01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:41,600 Hell yeah, because back then, 2214 01:08:41,600 --> 01:08:43,120 I didn't like physical contact. 2215 01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:45,000 When I was young, young, young. 2216 01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:46,440 Well, no, that's a damn lie. 2217 01:08:46,440 --> 01:08:48,600 That's a damn lie, because I loved WWE, 2218 01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:50,360 and I used to always wrestle this Elmo, man. 2219 01:08:50,360 --> 01:08:51,600 So that's a big lie. 2220 01:08:51,600 --> 01:08:54,560 But when I was a kid, I didn't believe in myself. 2221 01:08:54,560 --> 01:08:56,800 And then when I finally believed in myself 2222 01:08:56,800 --> 01:08:59,760 and went against grown men and stuff, that was fun. 2223 01:08:59,760 --> 01:09:00,800 It was a good time. 2224 01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:04,920 Going up against a grown man will do that, bro. 2225 01:09:04,920 --> 01:09:06,720 Oh yeah, dude, it actually does. 2226 01:09:06,720 --> 01:09:08,880 Didn't your mom pay somebody to beat you up? 2227 01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:12,520 Oh yeah, my MMA coach, because I didn't wash the dishes. 2228 01:09:12,520 --> 01:09:14,080 Yeah, so since I didn't wash the dishes, 2229 01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:16,920 she had them, I was on this treadmill in this gym 2230 01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:18,280 in front of everybody. 2231 01:09:18,280 --> 01:09:20,160 Even my wrestling coach was right there. 2232 01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:21,960 And he's like, I'm sorry, I have to do this. 2233 01:09:21,960 --> 01:09:23,200 I don't want to. 2234 01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:25,880 But you know, your mom pays me, and these are my bills. 2235 01:09:25,880 --> 01:09:29,560 So she told me, I have to whoop your ass in front of everybody. 2236 01:09:29,560 --> 01:09:32,320 So then we stood in this concrete grass thing 2237 01:09:32,320 --> 01:09:34,640 next to the punching bag, and everybody's just working out. 2238 01:09:34,640 --> 01:09:35,920 And he's like, put the gloves on. 2239 01:09:35,920 --> 01:09:38,720 So as soon as I put the gloves on, he starts punching me. 2240 01:09:38,720 --> 01:09:40,320 And then he does a kick to my stomach. 2241 01:09:40,320 --> 01:09:43,040 I go back, and then he just picks me up, boom, 2242 01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:44,960 slam me on the ground, start punching me on my leg. 2243 01:09:44,960 --> 01:09:46,960 Say, I'm over here doing this and stuff. 2244 01:09:46,960 --> 01:09:48,040 And then he's like, you good? 2245 01:09:48,040 --> 01:09:49,040 Now get up and hit the bag. 2246 01:09:49,040 --> 01:09:50,040 And then he just leaves. 2247 01:09:50,040 --> 01:09:52,000 And he's like, sorry, I had to do it. 2248 01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:54,360 So had you been stealing? 2249 01:09:54,360 --> 01:09:56,480 No, I just didn't wash the dishes. 2250 01:09:56,480 --> 01:09:57,280 Didn't wash the dishes. 2251 01:09:57,280 --> 01:09:58,800 I forgot to wash the dishes. 2252 01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:00,080 That equates. 2253 01:10:00,080 --> 01:10:02,280 I was trying to say, well, is that something? 2254 01:10:02,280 --> 01:10:04,280 Yeah. 2255 01:10:04,280 --> 01:10:05,360 Got to take out the trash. 2256 01:10:05,360 --> 01:10:08,000 That's it. 2257 01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:08,640 That's bullshit. 2258 01:10:08,640 --> 01:10:10,360 But you said there was grass. 2259 01:10:10,360 --> 01:10:10,880 Oh, yeah. 2260 01:10:10,880 --> 01:10:11,280 Was that inside? 2261 01:10:11,280 --> 01:10:12,120 No, it was inside. 2262 01:10:12,120 --> 01:10:14,400 Like, they had a concrete thing, but it was like little fake 2263 01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:16,040 grass to make it softer. 2264 01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:17,120 Yeah, OK. 2265 01:10:17,120 --> 01:10:18,720 Yeah. 2266 01:10:18,720 --> 01:10:21,200 Instead of like gym padding, they had turf. 2267 01:10:21,200 --> 01:10:23,560 Yeah, that dude was crazy, though, man. 2268 01:10:23,560 --> 01:10:25,760 He told me one time he said, I beat this dude's ass in the 2269 01:10:25,760 --> 01:10:29,680 parking lot, and for dominance, I peed on him. 2270 01:10:29,680 --> 01:10:31,480 And it comes full circle. 2271 01:10:31,480 --> 01:10:33,440 We're back to piss, dude. 2272 01:10:33,440 --> 01:10:34,240 Oh my god. 2273 01:10:34,240 --> 01:10:35,320 We're back to piss, dude. 2274 01:10:35,320 --> 01:10:36,400 Back to piss. 2275 01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:40,400 It starts and ends with piss, dude, just like your day. 2276 01:10:40,400 --> 01:10:43,880 I could get him on the pod maybe one day if y'all want. 2277 01:10:43,880 --> 01:10:45,880 Yeah, well, we don't know. 2278 01:10:45,880 --> 01:10:49,200 We're good on that. 2279 01:10:49,200 --> 01:10:50,680 We're booked up for a while. 2280 01:10:50,680 --> 01:10:56,000 We'll see if we can move some things around, but you know. 2281 01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:58,680 The powers it be, Jews. 2282 01:10:58,680 --> 01:11:01,200 Jailer, I hope we had a good time, man. 2283 01:11:01,200 --> 01:11:03,520 Always, always, Dom. 2284 01:11:03,520 --> 01:11:06,880 Alfredo was so good at the soy, whatever you had with the 2285 01:11:06,880 --> 01:11:08,640 chicken. 2286 01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:09,600 Brown sugar. 2287 01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:10,600 That's the key. 2288 01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:11,600 Good chicken, Alfredo. 2289 01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:12,440 Marinade the chicken. 2290 01:11:12,440 --> 01:11:14,520 I haven't got to be there for that long, but marinading. 2291 01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:15,240 Put something on it. 2292 01:11:15,240 --> 01:11:16,080 OK. 2293 01:11:16,080 --> 01:11:18,920 Duly noted. 2294 01:11:18,920 --> 01:11:20,520 Anything for you, man. 2295 01:11:20,520 --> 01:11:23,920 We appreciate you. 2296 01:11:23,920 --> 01:11:26,080 I appreciate you, too, man. 2297 01:11:26,080 --> 01:11:27,880 I'm telling you, you mean the world to me, man. 2298 01:11:27,880 --> 01:11:29,200 You're one of my brothers. 2299 01:11:29,200 --> 01:11:31,840 Everybody in here is my brother, you especially, man. 2300 01:11:31,840 --> 01:11:32,960 I love you very much. 2301 01:11:32,960 --> 01:11:34,240 I'm going to miss you when you leave. 2302 01:11:34,240 --> 01:11:36,120 Hell yeah. 2303 01:11:36,120 --> 01:11:38,320 I wish, man, if I would have known, I would have made you 2304 01:11:38,320 --> 01:11:39,920 some mac and cheese also before you left. 2305 01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:40,920 Ah, it's all good, man. 2306 01:11:40,920 --> 01:11:42,080 I'm going to be back. 2307 01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:44,600 Well, dude, when you get back, I'm making a bowl. 2308 01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:46,360 You want buffalo mac and cheese or just plain? 2309 01:11:46,360 --> 01:11:47,040 Buffalo mac and cheese. 2310 01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:48,080 I can make buffalo, too. 2311 01:11:48,080 --> 01:11:49,080 I can make you some mac and cheese. 2312 01:11:49,080 --> 01:11:49,960 I'll try some buffalo mac and cheese. 2313 01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:50,800 I got you. 2314 01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:51,600 Yeah. 2315 01:11:51,600 --> 01:11:53,240 Blue cheese or no blue cheese? 2316 01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:53,640 No blue. 2317 01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:54,400 I don't really. 2318 01:11:54,400 --> 01:11:56,200 Unless whatever you would suggest, 2319 01:11:56,200 --> 01:11:58,120 whatever you would put in there, give that to me. 2320 01:11:58,120 --> 01:11:58,960 OK. 2321 01:11:58,960 --> 01:12:01,480 I won't put blue cheese because you say you don't like it. 2322 01:12:01,480 --> 01:12:02,480 Yeah, it's cool. 2323 01:12:02,480 --> 01:12:03,680 You don't like blue cheese? 2324 01:12:03,680 --> 01:12:04,440 I'm with you on the blue cheese. 2325 01:12:04,440 --> 01:12:05,920 Man, I love blue cheese to death, man. 2326 01:12:05,920 --> 01:12:07,240 It tastes like spoiled shit. 2327 01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:08,440 You know, you got to put me on. 2328 01:12:08,440 --> 01:12:12,240 You got to give me a dish that cannot go without blue cheese. 2329 01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:13,320 I'll try it for you, Brandon. 2330 01:12:13,320 --> 01:12:14,000 I got you. 2331 01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:14,760 I got you, man. 2332 01:12:14,760 --> 01:12:15,260 OK. 2333 01:12:15,260 --> 01:12:16,260 All right. 2334 01:12:18,260 --> 01:12:19,060 Nah. 2335 01:12:19,060 --> 01:12:20,420 I don't got shit going on. 2336 01:12:20,420 --> 01:12:21,700 I don't got shit going on, Dom. 2337 01:12:21,700 --> 01:12:23,140 You can just throw my socials up there. 2338 01:12:23,140 --> 01:12:23,620 Hell yeah. 2339 01:12:23,620 --> 01:12:23,820 Oh yeah. 2340 01:12:23,820 --> 01:12:24,180 That shit up there. 2341 01:12:24,180 --> 01:12:24,620 He just threw my socials. 2342 01:12:24,620 --> 01:12:26,380 I'm Jalen Brown. 2343 01:12:26,380 --> 01:12:27,460 And guys out there. 2344 01:12:27,460 --> 01:12:29,700 I don't even know what camera I'm supposed to be looking at. 2345 01:12:29,700 --> 01:12:30,700 I don't think this one. 2346 01:12:30,700 --> 01:12:31,180 Uh. 2347 01:12:31,180 --> 01:12:33,100 Bad little boy. 2348 01:12:33,100 --> 01:12:36,220 Look, this guy right here will be famous. 2349 01:12:36,220 --> 01:12:36,980 And he will. 2350 01:12:36,980 --> 01:12:39,900 I mean, he's, if you ever just stumble across him, 2351 01:12:39,900 --> 01:12:41,220 he's the sweetest guy. 2352 01:12:41,220 --> 01:12:43,380 And he's dynamic and everything. 2353 01:12:43,380 --> 01:12:45,340 We appreciate you, Jalen. 2354 01:12:45,340 --> 01:12:46,300 Thank you, man. 2355 01:12:46,300 --> 01:12:48,380 Appreciate it. 2356 01:12:48,380 --> 01:12:49,100 Get it. 2357 01:12:49,100 --> 01:12:49,620 Oh. 2358 01:12:49,620 --> 01:12:50,420 Give him applause. 2359 01:12:50,420 --> 01:12:50,920 OK. 2360 01:12:54,780 --> 01:12:56,700 I love it. 2361 01:12:56,700 --> 01:13:18,720 上面 subscribe 2362 01:13:26,700 --> 01:13:32,300 I fucking hate Scrappy Dude.