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This week on Clown College.

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All I can say is prepare for the worst because you're in a fucking storm that you can't

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get out of.

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Like milk's not going to help, water's not going to help, there's nothing in this world

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that can help you though.

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Like you can scream for whatever you want to, your mom, your dad, but you're going to wake

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up in the middle of the night with shakes and shots man, like I promise you, it's fucked

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up.

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Donald Trump help, please.

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Donald Trump help, please.

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Donald Trump help, please.

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Donald Trump help, please.

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Welcome to Clown College, we have profound knowledge, in many ways to elevate and make

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yourself polished.

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So if you want to, hear a little honest, a few takes on the ways to make it as a comic,

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then stick around for a while to be down to clown, we've got the guests right now just

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to show you how.

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Let's all go to Clown College baby, it's with Brandon, Willis, Don, and JJ.

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Let's all go to Clown College baby, it's with Brandon, Willis, Don, and JJ.

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That way people can't leave.

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And they're just excited to get it up on the blimp.

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Oh we went in the blimp and then there was this other guy talking about masturbation

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and the Holocaust.

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Oh you have to get, you have to jump out of the blimp if you start having a few bomb

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percent.

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The panel of judges, you get a parachute.

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You gotta pull it yourself.

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See, we're gonna die.

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That's death.

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No, I just got strapped up.

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Yeah, it was like a marsupial.

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We probably could pull that off though in a hot air balloon.

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Not a lot of seating in a hot air balloon.

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It's not, but you can fit enough.

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If you get a group of them?

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No, you can fit enough.

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We have a balloon fest every year where I'm from.

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It's not like a small.

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How many people can you get in one basket?

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I think you can fit like 12 at least.

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That's a lot of people.

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Look up how many people.

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Yeah, for real.

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That 12 just covers the comics.

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Yeah, everybody else is just a regular person, but we make sure you can only get in here

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if you're 18 and up.

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You know what I mean?

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Give them a warning.

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There will be a comedy going on and then we all get in a different air balloon and we

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all do a set.

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But if the air balloon holds 12 people, there's 12 comics, where are the two audience members

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going to sit?

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The comics won't be on there.

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You just have one comic per balloon.

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The 11 other people are people.

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I know I am.

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I think we're all scared of heights, right?

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So to be up there and to have to do comedy, because you'll be standing at the edge of

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it on the corner.

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Dude, could you imagine how sweaty Brandon would be?

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Dude, I'd just slip and die.

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Yeah, that's a possibility, but that's something we do for comedy.

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But if you bomb, you keep pretending like you're jumping in.

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Tell the audience, I'm going to kill myself.

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I really would.

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I know I will fuck up with that thing, man.

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I wouldn't pull it right.

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I wouldn't pull it right.

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Oh, yeah, Alex, are we official?

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Yeah.

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Okay, hell yeah.

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Good, good.

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You guys are official.

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I think we've been going for a minute, Brandon.

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Yeah, I thought we started a long time ago.

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Brandon, are you on your phone, man?

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I'm on your phone, dude.

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This is a professional production, Brandon.

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Time stamp.

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Time stamp.

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Gosh, man.

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Was that pornography on your cellular device?

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No, no.

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Not that time?

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Where's your go-to for porn?

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Because we're after, this is the only time we get to talk about rowdy shit, because you

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got Christmas coming up.

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We just had Thanksgiving.

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Yeah.

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What's your go-to for porn?

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It's the gooch of the year.

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Nah, man, I don't fuck with porn.

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I don't fuck with that stuff, man.

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No.

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No.

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I don't fuck with that.

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You seem to have changed your tune a little bit.

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Yeah, yeah, man.

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I changed.

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Back then I would, but now, nah, man.

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Back then they didn't want me, now they hot.

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They all on me.

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What is that, a rap song?

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Who sang that?

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Mike Jones.

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Mike Jones, hell yeah.

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Who?

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Mike Jones.

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Hey.

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What year?

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What year did he rap?

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Mike Jones was definitely 2002.

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Oh, see, that was the year before I was here.

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Oh, okay, okay, okay.

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You kind of look like him.

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For real?

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Let me see what this dude looks like.

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Let me search up Mike.

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Mike, Mike.

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I wanna be like Mike.

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Shout out Mike.

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Mike Sales, president of-

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Mike Sales.

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Hell yeah.

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Mike and Bill's presidential barbershop.

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Still haven't met Bill.

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Nope, still haven't met Bill.

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I don't know if Bill's existing.

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Right here?

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This him?

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No.

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No.

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That doesn't look like him.

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I was like, he kinda, he look more like me.

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The dude with the gold looks like a rapper.

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That guy looks nothing like you.

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Man, dude, I see it, man.

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He's strong.

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He's strong.

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Looks Bill.

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What?

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Brandon and positive body dysmorphia?

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Hell yeah.

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That's probably the best thing they have, though.

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Yeah, it is.

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To be able to just like eat whatever you want, look any way you want, and you're just looking

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in the mirror and you're like, I'm fucking beautiful.

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Damn.

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Dude, that's a dream.

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That would be sick.

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I wish I had that.

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Yeah, I wish I had that too, man.

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Well, you kinda-

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Damn.

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Damn.

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Okay, I realize it now.

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I'll just play.

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Brandon is trying to jack.

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You're jacked.

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Yeah, we saw you in the leotard.

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You were jacked, man.

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Hell yeah, man.

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It was a lot of stuff.

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That leotard, man, brought back memories.

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Good days, good times.

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Still tight.

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Still tight.

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You just look like a penis with a condom on it.

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I know, yeah.

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That was out.

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That was out.

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Yeah, no, well-

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What?

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Hold on.

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What are you guys talking about?

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We're talking about leotards.

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Like, they do, they, yeah.

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Man, it's messed up.

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No, I'm just saying in general.

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Oh, in general, okay.

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I was like with the leotards, I remember when I was watching the film, I looked now, like,

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damn, man, it's crazy.

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One moment it looked like a camel toe, then the next moment I was just like, this is crazy.

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What was the next moment?

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Next moment, it just, it was like it was in a plastic bag or something, you know?

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Like at a grocery store.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Paper or plastic.

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It's not paper, man.

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And people, I don't get it with paper, man.

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I'm like, what?

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This is just actually time for everybody.

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To save the environment.

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That's what I'm saying.

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Like, I don't-

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They got paper at Publix?

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Yes, yes.

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And then people be like, you know, I want paper because I want to be better for the

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environment.

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You're still recycling both of them.

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No, but plastic gets caught in the seas.

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Microplastic.

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But we're not near any seas.

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We're near the seas.

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Now you're-

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And I'd be like, all right, but we're not near the sea, man.

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That's the coastal people's job.

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It's an excuse to make more time.

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That's what I feel.

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Because you got to stack it all when you can put it in there.

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Oh yeah, you got to stack it all perfectly.

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So PSA to everybody, go ahead and look at the camera and tell them.

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Paper's not helping.

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I mean, it might, but it's not helping me.

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You don't live in the sea, man.

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No.

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You know anybody that lives in the sea?

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No, man.

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I'm not a seaman.

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I'm not a seaman.

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We're not even near the sea.

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That is true.

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So why the fuck we got to worry about it?

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That's what I'm saying.

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It's not like we're going to fix what alligators got.

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It's not like trash travels to the sea from here.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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Now that I think about it, they probably could.

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Like go to the landfill.

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Take a while.

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Yeah.

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Take a long time, though.

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And people only talk about like plastic straws and bags and the six pack containers killing

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cool sea creatures.

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What if they kill bad ones?

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Like a jellyfish.

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Ooh.

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You can't tell me you give a fuck about a jellyfish.

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I just realized something, man.

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The straws and the bags, they didn't just waddle in there, man.

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No.

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It's the people littering throwing shit in there.

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Yeah, so it's the people's fault, not the plastic's fault.

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That's what I'm saying.

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So just put in the recycling bin.

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Why are we throwing a happy meal in the middle of the sea?

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People kill sea creatures.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Not the plastic.

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Not plastic.

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Unless we want to joke.

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You can still throw a paper bag in there and fuck something up, maybe.

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Maybe not, because it's paper.

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It's going to dissolve.

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So paper is a better option than for the environment.

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It is.

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But for you?

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Yeah, I mean, I don't... It's okay to say fuck the environment here.

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No, not fuck the environment.

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We only need it for like 80 more years, Brandon.

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Exactly.

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No, not 80.

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I'm probably going to... There's a small ass chance I might be here in 80 years.

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Yeah.

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I'm good.

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That's all you need.

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That's fine.

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I only need 20.

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You only need 20.

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No, man.

274
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I tell you, I'm going to live like 100, man.

275
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That's quite generous.

276
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105, maybe.

277
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That's fine.

278
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120, 150.

279
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In 80 years, how old will you be?

280
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Okay.

281
00:08:54,680 --> 00:08:58,640
So I'm 21 right now, so 80 years, 101.

282
00:08:58,640 --> 00:08:59,640
Exactly.

283
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So you're already at the time you're trying to make, so you just need 80 years.

284
00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:06,000
Yeah, I know, but I'm still going to be able to see and breathe and everything, and I'm

285
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still going to be in the presence of seeing all that horrible stuff, and I'm going to

286
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be old.

287
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So there's a small chance I'm not going to be able to walk.

288
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So if some shit breaks down, I'm kind of fucked.

289
00:09:14,140 --> 00:09:15,720
You want to live when you can't walk?

290
00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:16,720
Dude, sure.

291
00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:19,720
Yeah, I guess you could say that.

292
00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:20,720
I don't know, man.

293
00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:22,920
Yeah, because I'm like, dude, you just chill, I guess.

294
00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:23,920
And do what?

295
00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:26,360
It won't be that much different how I live right now.

296
00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:27,360
Just watch TV.

297
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Fully sedentary.

298
00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:29,360
I'd be like, I'm retired, man.

299
00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:30,360
I don't have to go to work, hopefully.

300
00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:31,360
Hopefully, I'm not at a nursing home.

301
00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:32,360
Hopefully, you're not at fucking work at 101.

302
00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:33,360
That's what I'm saying.

303
00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:34,360
Like, hopefully, I'm retired.

304
00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:35,360
I'm not at a nursing home.

305
00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:36,360
That's my thing.

306
00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:37,360
Don't put me in a nursing home.

307
00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:38,360
You don't want to go to a nursing home.

308
00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:39,360
Hell no.

309
00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:40,360
So you'd rather your family wipe your ass and all that shit?

310
00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:41,360
No, I'd rather wipe my own.

311
00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:42,360
But what if the nursing home was...

312
00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:43,360
I mean, sometimes you can't.

313
00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:44,360
You get to a certain age.

314
00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:45,360
Just because I've been in like...

315
00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:46,360
What about assistant living?

316
00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:54,360
That's better.

317
00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:56,560
It would have to be part because some nursing homes, man, they were wrong, man.

318
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Some of them.

319
00:09:57,560 --> 00:09:58,640
So you got to make sure it's the right...

320
00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,120
But what if it was tight, bro?

321
00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:03,080
What if they got like shit events going on?

322
00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:05,520
You got bitches in the nursing home?

323
00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:08,520
No, I got my wife and me.

324
00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:10,520
And a 20 year should be dead.

325
00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:14,000
Most STDs are from where all the nursing homes are in Florida.

326
00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,000
Yeah.

327
00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,000
I've heard that.

328
00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,000
I've heard that multiple times.

329
00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,000
What is it called?

330
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,000
The villages?

331
00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,000
I think that's what it's called.

332
00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,000
The villages.

333
00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,000
Yeah, that's what he said.

334
00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,000
Literally what it was.

335
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,000
Yeah, that's for real.

336
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:29,520
There's somebody who I kind of knew who retired and went to the villages and that shit is

337
00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:30,520
real, bro.

338
00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:31,520
He was banging.

339
00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:32,520
They'd be fucking...

340
00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:33,520
He was banging.

341
00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:36,840
The different colored loofahs and all that shit, that is real, bro.

342
00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:38,120
That is not some myth.

343
00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:42,080
See, Brandon, when you get there, you still have options.

344
00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:43,800
I don't think I'll be in Florida though, man.

345
00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:44,800
I might be like in New York.

346
00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:46,400
It'll be underwater by then.

347
00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:47,400
It'll be Atlantis.

348
00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:48,400
Yeah, exactly, man.

349
00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:49,400
I'll just go to New York.

350
00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:51,000
No, that's even more fucked up.

351
00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,000
It's so crowded.

352
00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,000
It'd be too crowded, man.

353
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,000
Go to Denver.

354
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,000
It can also...

355
00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,000
Denver.

356
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,000
He almost went full John Rocker.

357
00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,520
In New York, you can't go five feet without seeing something.

358
00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:00,520
Go to Denver.

359
00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:01,520
Go to Denver.

360
00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:02,520
That's a good one.

361
00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:03,520
Okay.

362
00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:04,520
Denver.

363
00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:05,520
Okay.

364
00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:06,520
Colorado.

365
00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:07,520
It'll be the last city to get swallowed by the sea.

366
00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:08,520
It's the highest in elevation.

367
00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:09,520
See, look at that, man.

368
00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:10,520
We're safe.

369
00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:11,520
Hell yeah, dude.

370
00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:12,520
You can live in the Rocky Mountains.

371
00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:13,520
Exactly, man.

372
00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:15,200
Be cold as hell.

373
00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:16,200
Yep.

374
00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:17,200
And old as hell.

375
00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:19,800
It's not a good combination, but we'll make it work.

376
00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:21,840
Yeah, you just gotta make it work.

377
00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:23,440
You can make anything where you put your mind to.

378
00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:24,440
Yes, you can.

379
00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:25,440
Yes, you can.

380
00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:26,440
I don't know who said that.

381
00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:27,440
I forgot who quoted that.

382
00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:28,440
I think it was Dom.

383
00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:29,440
Dom?

384
00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:30,440
Well, you know what?

385
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:31,440
You quoted that, man.

386
00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:32,440
Thank you.

387
00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:33,440
He's the first dude to ever quote it.

388
00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:34,440
Yeah, I'm right.

389
00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:35,440
We'll put a... do the whole thing.

390
00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:36,440
Quotations, Dom Carr.

391
00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:37,440
Hell yeah.

392
00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:38,440
Dom Carr.

393
00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:39,440
Yeah.

394
00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:40,440
So, Thanksgiving just passed.

395
00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:50,320
We all got some good eats, and I guess it was time for some of us to get some bad eats

396
00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:51,320
after that.

397
00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:52,320
Yeah.

398
00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:55,200
Man, I can't believe you guys did that, man.

399
00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:57,440
That was wild as hell.

400
00:11:57,440 --> 00:12:01,280
That was wild as hell.

401
00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:03,360
Surprised nobody's in the hospital.

402
00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:04,360
They should be.

403
00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:05,360
Surprised nobody died.

404
00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:10,360
Because, dude, I've done that shit twice, and I've only had half, and I've almost died.

405
00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:14,480
I've been hauled on the toilet, on the ground, literally laying on...

406
00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:18,400
Dude, if you're laying on the toilet floor, holding your stomach for 30 minutes, sweating...

407
00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:20,680
You know how bad I sweat on the floor in the bathroom, man?

408
00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:24,640
Next to the toilet, trying to grab on and try to throw up, but you can't throw up, and

409
00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:27,360
it just feel like you got punched.

410
00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:31,600
And you feel like you're thinking about death, because you're like, dude, what else can I

411
00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:32,600
do?

412
00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:33,600
I can't stop.

413
00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:34,600
It's not leaving me.

414
00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:35,600
This happens to you once a week.

415
00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:36,600
Sometimes.

416
00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:39,840
It depends what I eat, but dude, that thing.

417
00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:42,880
And then that burn, I remember I took it again, and I was just...

418
00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:43,880
Man, this is the worst.

419
00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:46,080
Well, why'd you do it the second time?

420
00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:47,080
I don't know.

421
00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:48,080
See, I told you, man.

422
00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:50,200
It was like a shame on me thing.

423
00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:51,520
Then I just did that shit again.

424
00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:52,520
Did you do it by yourself?

425
00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:53,520
Yes.

426
00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:55,560
Well, the first time, no, it was with my uncles.

427
00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:56,560
And then second time, my girl was here.

428
00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:57,560
I was like, I'll do it.

429
00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:58,560
Then she recorded me, and I...

430
00:12:58,560 --> 00:12:59,560
Man, it was horrible.

431
00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:00,560
Worst experience ever.

432
00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:01,560
We'll insert that footage right here.

433
00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:02,560
Yeah.

434
00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:03,560
All right.

435
00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:04,560
Check it out.

436
00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:10,280
I forgot we were putting it on.

437
00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:13,320
Yeah, you're not supposed to tell us.

438
00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:15,840
You tell that story on the back end.

439
00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:17,440
You tell that story on the back end.

440
00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:19,480
Wait, which one?

441
00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:20,480
You get what I'm saying?

442
00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:23,720
Because we're sending it to the footage of us eating the chip.

443
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:24,720
Oh, okay.

444
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:25,720
It's a skit of us.

445
00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:28,240
So when I was saying that, we ate some bad things.

446
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:32,280
You guys all say something, then we send it right away, and then we will come back.

447
00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:34,280
And you'll be like, yeah, when I did that.

448
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,280
Okay.

449
00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:36,280
It's all right.

450
00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:37,280
It's all good.

451
00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:38,280
You're too, Brandon.

452
00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:39,280
Come on.

453
00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:40,280
Hell yeah.

454
00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:41,280
No, I like it like this.

455
00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:42,280
Hell yeah.

456
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:49,240
If you haven't read this, as I say, this chip has been purely created for the sheer pleasure

457
00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:50,240
of intense heat and pain.

458
00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:51,240
Oh, yeah, I will.

459
00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:52,240
Oh, Jesus.

460
00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:53,240
Okay.

461
00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:57,560
And it says one minute, you last one minute without a drink, you're a newbie, three minutes

462
00:13:57,560 --> 00:14:02,200
beginner, five minutes you're a pro, 10 minutes without a drink, you're a legend.

463
00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:07,200
Whoever the first person to drink something loses.

464
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:10,200
What do we win?

465
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:12,200
A $50 gift card.

466
00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:13,200
Quick question.

467
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:16,200
Shouldn't we be saying who we think gonna lose first?

468
00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:17,200
Let's do it.

469
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:20,200
Big Daddy Dumb, who you got tapping out first?

470
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:22,200
I think definitely Bryce.

471
00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:24,200
He doesn't have any competitive spirit.

472
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,200
Shit's getting racial out here, man.

473
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:32,200
Syfy, what do you got to say about that, man?

474
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:36,200
So, Bryce is definitely going to tap out first.

475
00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:41,200
I'm ready to fucking win.

476
00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:42,200
Let's do this shit.

477
00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:44,200
Alex, who's tapping first?

478
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,200
I think Syfy, actually.

479
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:51,200
Because New Yorkers can't handle the heat.

480
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:54,200
Bryce, I'm not going to lie to you.

481
00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:56,200
You are the favorite right now to tap first.

482
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:57,200
You got two votes against you.

483
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,200
What do you got to say about that?

484
00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:00,200
Probably so.

485
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:08,200
I don't really care that much, and I'm kind of worried too.

486
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:11,200
Charlie, Mike Sales, you said you had a little gut and you're going to lose.

487
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,200
His gut's small.

488
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:14,200
I think Dom's going out first.

489
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:17,200
I think this is a I need to get my life together moment.

490
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:24,200
No more hanging out with people in their 20s eating fucking internet challenges.

491
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:29,200
All I can say is prepare for the worst because you're in a fucking storm that you can't get out of.

492
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:31,200
This is like milk's not going to help.

493
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:32,200
Water's not going to help.

494
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,200
There's nothing in this world that can help you.

495
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:40,200
You can scream for wherever you want to, your mom, your dad, but you're going to wake up in the middle of the night with shakes and shots, man.

496
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,200
Like I promise you, it's fucked up.

497
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:45,200
Donald Trump, help me.

498
00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:46,200
Donald Trump, help me.

499
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,200
Donald Trump, help me.

500
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:50,200
We're going to cheers and then go at it.

501
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,200
Countdown, Scott.

502
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:55,200
It's not a little higher.

503
00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:58,200
Three, two, one.

504
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,200
First impressions, Charlie, first impressions.

505
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:12,200
I got a bad swallow, you know, it's hetero and it's really right in my throat and it's hot.

506
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:16,200
Apparently the first side effect of the chip is unfunny jokes.

507
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,200
Bryce, how are you figuring?

508
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,200
Oh, it's hot as fuck, dude.

509
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,200
I don't like this at all.

510
00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:22,200
With the predictions, right?

511
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:24,200
Yeah, it's getting close already.

512
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,200
All right.

513
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,200
It's been 29 seconds, sick.

514
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:28,200
Syfy, how you faring over here?

515
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,200
How's your meditation going?

516
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:35,200
I'm a Christian, but there is only one God and Muhammad is his prophet.

517
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:36,200
As-salamu alaykum.

518
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,200
As-salamu alaykum.

519
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:39,200
Okay, he's going full black Israelite.

520
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:40,200
Interesting.

521
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,200
Dom is not doing too hot over here.

522
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,200
It's just a...

523
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,200
Oh my God.

524
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,200
Are you all right, man?

525
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,200
Is it hot?

526
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:50,200
Yeah, that's too hot for me.

527
00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:52,200
He's moaning, he's sweating.

528
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,200
It's bad.

529
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:54,200
Alex, you seem to be fine.

530
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:55,200
It's pretty hot.

531
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,200
I found their trick though.

532
00:16:57,200 --> 00:17:02,200
You had to wet it with saliva because it dried you the fuck out once it went in.

533
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:05,200
It's very fucking hot, but no, I wet it and it got it down.

534
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:08,200
Alex has the crazy QAnon eyes right now.

535
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:10,200
It's just getting serious.

536
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:15,200
Scott, what's your first impressions about what's going on right here?

537
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,200
Well, I'll tell you what.

538
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:20,200
Alex has sneaky snot coming out of his nose a little bit.

539
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:22,200
He's acting very...

540
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,200
He's like, I'm Demure, he's not.

541
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:26,200
He's in hell right now.

542
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:28,200
Dom, Dom, I don't think he makes the night.

543
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:29,200
He's dead.

544
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:31,200
He's a fucking dead man walking.

545
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:32,200
I don't know.

546
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,200
I'm revisiting.

547
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:36,200
I don't know what to do.

548
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:38,200
I'm just going to go with it.

549
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,200
I'm revisiting.

550
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:41,200
Charlie looks tough.

551
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,200
He's hanging tough.

552
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:44,200
Alex looks strong right now.

553
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:46,200
Dom bringing up the rear big time.

554
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:50,200
Charlie, is this the hottest thing you've ever eaten in your life?

555
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:54,200
I tried a ghost pepper once, just a bite of a ghost pepper one time.

556
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:56,200
This is definitely hotter.

557
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,200
This chip is hotter.

558
00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:02,200
It feels like there's cuts all inside of my mouth.

559
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:07,200
I'm starting to cry, but it's going to be all right.

560
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,200
Syfy, you seem pretty okay.

561
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:11,200
You seem like you're chilling.

562
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,200
It's in the back of my throat, but...

563
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,200
Pause, major pause.

564
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:18,200
It's hot, but I feel good.

565
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,200
I just got to stop talking.

566
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,200
All right, Alex.

567
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,200
We see the booger drip.

568
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,200
We see the hand tremors, the sweat.

569
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,200
How are you feeling mentally right now?

570
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:27,200
I'm feeling okay.

571
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:30,200
I'm waiting for it to get really, really bad.

572
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:33,200
I heard it comes and goes in waves, man.

573
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,200
I'm tearing, but...

574
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,200
It's going all right.

575
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,200
Dom, you're not faring well, man.

576
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:43,200
It's been about three minutes, 20 seconds.

577
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:46,200
I'm still holding on.

578
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,200
I'm concerned for his health, his safety.

579
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,200
I'm vibrating.

580
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,200
I'm vibrating my body.

581
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,200
I don't think you're supposed to do that, dude.

582
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,200
I'm scared.

583
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,200
You're scared?

584
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,200
I'm a little bit scared.

585
00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:01,200
Who do you call on in these moments of your fear?

586
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,200
Allah.

587
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,200
Everybody's turning Muslim.

588
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,200
Wallach, go on.

589
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,200
Donald Trump, help, please.

590
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:12,200
Donald Trump, save me.

591
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:15,200
If you can hear me, Donald Trump, save me.

592
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,200
This is exactly what I said was going to happen.

593
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,200
It's a one-way street, man.

594
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:25,200
I've went through this road plenty of times, and it's not pretty.

595
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:31,200
Bryce, have you gone full Black Israelite yet or what?

596
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:32,200
What does that mean?

597
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,200
You believe in Islam now?

598
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,200
Is that hope?

599
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:38,200
I mean, that's what they're all turning to.

600
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:40,200
Hey, who got hope in shit?

601
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:43,200
Well, somebody tried to sub by you.

602
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,200
Oh, shit.

603
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,200
You son of a bitch.

604
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:48,200
What do you got to say about that, Donald?

605
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:49,200
That's illegal.

606
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,200
That's illegal.

607
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:53,200
I'm going to fuck y'all up in trivia.

608
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:56,200
All right, we'll do multiplication tables.

609
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,200
Charlie, six times nine.

610
00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:03,200
Oh, man, that's going to be 36.

611
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:05,200
Not even close, dude.

612
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:06,200
Not even close.

613
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:08,200
Seven times eight, Bryce.

614
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,200
Was it like 54?

615
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,200
Close enough.

616
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:13,200
All right, six times four.

617
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,200
30?

618
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:15,200
No.

619
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,200
Oh, for three.

620
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,200
Oh, for three.

621
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:21,200
Dom, I know this isn't really your thing, man, in general, but seven times six?

622
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,200
36.

623
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,200
No, and oh for four.

624
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,200
We are oh for four.

625
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:29,200
Alex, you are the last hope.

626
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:32,200
All right, let's go eight times five.

627
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,200
35.

628
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,200
We're oh for five.

629
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:36,200
We're oh for five.

630
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,200
You see the effects of these chips, man?

631
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:43,200
You see, I'm not going to say what kind of disability they have, but we know.

632
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,200
I can't.

633
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:45,200
I can't.

634
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,200
I can't.

635
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:47,200
I can't.

636
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:54,200
I'm sorry, Asians.

637
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:57,200
I'm looking up some fourth grade trivia questions.

638
00:20:57,200 --> 00:21:00,200
Charlie, what's the biggest bird in the world?

639
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:01,200
Ostrich.

640
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,200
That's true.

641
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,200
He got it.

642
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,200
He got one.

643
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:08,200
Bryce, which dog is typically associated with firehouses?

644
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,200
Oh, this is a fucking the black and white one.

645
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,200
Domation.

646
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,200
Hell yeah, he got it.

647
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,200
We're two for two, sci-fi.

648
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,200
Don't break the chain.

649
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:16,200
How many hearts does an octopus have?

650
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:17,200
Four.

651
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:18,200
Close, three.

652
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:20,200
Three, sorry, man.

653
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:23,200
Dom, what's the tallest land animal?

654
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,200
Doraea.

655
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,200
You got it.

656
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,200
You got it.

657
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:33,200
All right, Alex, which is the only bird that can fly backwards?

658
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:36,200
Oh, what the fuck?

659
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:37,200
It's a egret.

660
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,200
A hummingbird, man.

661
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:41,200
Say your ABCs starting with H.

662
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:44,200
H-Q-U-S-T-V-W-X-Y-Z.

663
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:54,200
Hell yeah, clown college, baby.

664
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:58,200
It's really bad.

665
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,200
Alex, it's getting worse, it seems like.

666
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:01,200
It's in my teeth now.

667
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,200
It's past the teeth?

668
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,200
Or it's laying in my teeth.

669
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:06,200
Oh my gosh.

670
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,200
Bryce, how you doing over here, man?

671
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:09,200
I haven't heard a lot from you.

672
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:10,200
I'm sorry, man.

673
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,200
You're not going to be able to do this.

674
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:14,200
Bryce, how you doing over here, man?

675
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,200
I haven't heard a lot from you.

676
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:16,200
You don't look like you're doing great.

677
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:17,200
It hurts.

678
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:18,200
This hurts.

679
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,200
Is it getting worse?

680
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:20,200
Yeah, it hits waves.

681
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:23,200
How many levels do you think are left to this?

682
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,200
Maybe like three or four.

683
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:26,200
I think I'm almost there.

684
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:27,200
Okay.

685
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,200
Saffy's doing remarkably well, man.

686
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:31,200
I think it's dying down for me completely.

687
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:33,200
Well, I eat a lot of spicy food.

688
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:36,200
I have Jamaicans and Puerto Ricans in my family.

689
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:37,200
Oh, man.

690
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:38,200
Are you sweating?

691
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:39,200
Oh my gosh.

692
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:40,200
Oh my gosh.

693
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:41,200
I'm sweating really bad.

694
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:42,200
I'm sweating really bad.

695
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:43,200
Oh.

696
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,200
Damn, all right.

697
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:45,200
They're bad.

698
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:48,200
Yeah, but Brandon is too.

699
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:51,200
Brandon has high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

700
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:54,200
He's sweating because he's trying to stay alive.

701
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:57,200
You should not have more light go hair.

702
00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:00,200
It's flesh then.

703
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:03,200
Got him.

704
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:04,200
Absolutely got him.

705
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:08,200
Charlie, what do you have to say after that amazing joke, man?

706
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:10,200
This chip made me racist.

707
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:13,200
This company should get sued for making me racist.

708
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,200
We made it, boys.

709
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:15,200
We made it to 10 minutes.

710
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:16,200
I'm not drinking.

711
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:17,200
Yeah.

712
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:18,200
Oh, you guys, bitches.

713
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:20,200
I actually truly think I'm going to die.

714
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,200
Y'all are pretty pale now.

715
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,200
I've had that six times now.

716
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,200
You got to see your tap.

717
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,200
Oh, it feels really bad, though.

718
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:25,200
I do want to emphasize.

719
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:26,200
It feels really bad.

720
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,200
It was way worse than I expected.

721
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:28,200
Well, that was crazy.

722
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:29,200
That was so fun.

723
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,200
How wild as hell.

724
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,200
I had a good time.

725
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,200
Yeah, I bet you did.

726
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:33,200
You did?

727
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:34,200
I did.

728
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:35,200
I did.

729
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:36,200
I did.

730
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:38,200
I had a good time.

731
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:39,200
Yeah, I bet you did, you son of a bitch.

732
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:42,200
I'm out with the eating challenges, dude.

733
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:43,200
Forever.

734
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:44,200
Permanently retired.

735
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:46,200
Can't finish shows because of it.

736
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,200
Unless it's a pussy eating challenge.

737
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,200
There you go, man.

738
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:52,200
And then I'll try my hardest not to cry.

739
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:53,200
Damn.

740
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:54,200
What?

741
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,200
Y'all are warriors.

742
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:56,200
I'm just goofing.

743
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:57,200
Y'all are warriors, bro.

744
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:58,200
The warriors?

745
00:23:58,200 --> 00:23:59,200
Y'all are warriors.

746
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:00,200
Thank you, man.

747
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:01,200
That's what I'm saying, man.

748
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:02,200
Thank you, man.

749
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:03,200
You guys, I don't know how y'all made that.

750
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:04,200
That was rough.

751
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:06,200
That was rough.

752
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:07,200
But we got through it.

753
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:08,200
Yeah, y'all did get through it.

754
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:09,200
And we're right here.

755
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:10,200
You guys are right here.

756
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,200
Hell yeah.

757
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,200
I couldn't.

758
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,200
Shout out to everybody involved.

759
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:14,200
Hell yeah.

760
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:15,200
Plazas.

761
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:16,200
Yeah.

762
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:19,200
Shout out to the Huntsville Medical Mall.

763
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:20,200
Yeah.

764
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,200
Thanks for the stomach pump rental.

765
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:23,200
Shout out.

766
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:26,200
I need to run it.

767
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:30,200
Dom's toilet, the gas bathroom toilet.

768
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,200
Went through hell.

769
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:34,200
The ring around my asshole.

770
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:35,200
Oh my.

771
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:38,200
And you know, it already has lacerations in it from the fissures.

772
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:39,200
Yeah.

773
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:41,200
And then you add on the hotness.

774
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:44,200
It kind of stings it when it comes out.

775
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:46,200
And then the leakage is hot, too.

776
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,200
Hot like lava.

777
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:49,200
Molten lava.

778
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:50,200
Yeah.

779
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:53,200
I couldn't even shit when I had that, man.

780
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,200
Like I couldn't.

781
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:56,200
It was so hot, you got constipated.

782
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,200
It was so hot, I was constipated and holding on for dear life.

783
00:24:58,200 --> 00:24:59,200
Like that song, holding.

784
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:02,200
What's that old song from the 80s, holding on?

785
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:03,200
Like that song.

786
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:04,200
It was like that, man.

787
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:05,200
I was holding on.

788
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,200
What were you holding on to?

789
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:08,200
I was holding on.

790
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:09,200
I was gripping to the floor, bro.

791
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:12,200
I'm telling you, I was sweating, gripping to the floor.

792
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:14,200
I almost took my shirt off because it was so hot.

793
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:15,200
You had your shirt on?

794
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:16,200
No.

795
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:20,200
Yes, my shirt was on while I was sweating, drenched, man, and holding on to this toilet.

796
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:24,200
While my family's outside just wondering what's going on.

797
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,200
It's horrible.

798
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:28,200
And that was just half.

799
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,200
Imagine if I had to hold one, man.

800
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:32,200
Dude, you'd probably still be in there.

801
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,200
Yeah, I probably wouldn't be here.

802
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,200
You might not have recovered.

803
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:37,200
No, man.

804
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:38,200
I never learned, though.

805
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:39,200
I did a couple times.

806
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,200
Never doing it again, though.

807
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:41,200
Never will.

808
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:42,200
We see that.

809
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:43,200
Never will.

810
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:44,200
We've seen that.

811
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:45,200
Never happening.

812
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:46,200
We're going to give Brandon a bag of chips.

813
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:47,200
We're going to put one in there.

814
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,200
See, that's not cool, man.

815
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:50,200
What the hell?

816
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:51,200
I'm just...

817
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:52,200
You would eat it, too.

818
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:53,200
You wouldn't eat it.

819
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:54,200
Why would you tell me, too?

820
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:55,200
No, I'm glad you told me, man, because I could have died.

821
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:56,200
See, that was really there.

822
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:57,200
You weren't going to die, Brandon.

823
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,200
You know what?

824
00:25:58,200 --> 00:25:59,200
Maybe next year.

825
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:00,200
Maybe I'll do it next year for something.

826
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,200
Maybe.

827
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:02,200
That's coming up.

828
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:03,200
Yep.

829
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:04,200
Like in a month.

830
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:05,200
Yeah.

831
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:06,200
Not that close, man.

832
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:07,200
I don't know, man.

833
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:10,200
I'm talking about maybe a year or next year episode or something.

834
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:11,200
Two years.

835
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:12,200
You know, two years.

836
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:13,200
We'll have some difficulty.

837
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:16,200
If we can hit 1,000 subscribers in 2025.

838
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:19,200
Would I eat the one chip challenge?

839
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:20,200
Yes.

840
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:21,200
Wild skydiving.

841
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:22,200
Okay, no, man, dude.

842
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:23,200
Wild jerking off.

843
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:24,200
I'm going to die.

844
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:25,200
Wild jerking off.

845
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:26,200
That's crazy.

846
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:29,200
That's crazy because, dude, now you're going to do that and get that shit on your spot.

847
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:30,200
Man, that's going to hurt itself.

848
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:31,200
Because if it's hot like that.

849
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:32,200
What if it feels good, though?

850
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:33,200
That's not going to feel good.

851
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:34,200
Who said something about jerking off?

852
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:35,200
That was me.

853
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:36,200
That's what he said, yeah.

854
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:37,200
This is a Steve-O thing.

855
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:38,200
That's going to hurt like hell.

856
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:39,200
It's going to be very bad for you.

857
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:44,200
When you went through a cloud with your dick out of the boot.

858
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:45,200
Wait, a cloud?

859
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:46,200
Like a real cloud?

860
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:47,200
Yeah.

861
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:48,200
Ooh.

862
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:49,200
Dude.

863
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:50,200
That might feel good, right?

864
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:51,200
Dude.

865
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:55,200
Yeah, I mean, because like real clouds, that's like you got like all that moisturizer in

866
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:56,200
there.

867
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,200
It's kind of like windy probably a little bit and all that, right?

868
00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:59,960
So you go in there, it's just like a mist.

869
00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:03,520
You know when they spray you with that stuff that feels like it's supposed to be water,

870
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,200
but it feels like you're getting hit with a cloud?

871
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:06,680
It can't be bad.

872
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:07,680
Yeah.

873
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:11,960
Are we just going to go and take the stance that clouds are real on this podcast without

874
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:12,960
really talking about it?

875
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:13,960
That is true.

876
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:14,960
Clouds are real.

877
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:15,960
I don't think so.

878
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:16,960
I think you're overreaching.

879
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:17,960
I don't think they're naturally occurring.

880
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:19,360
Have you ever been through a cloud?

881
00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:20,360
Yes.

882
00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:21,360
When?

883
00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:23,120
When I wake up and there are like clouds on the ground.

884
00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:24,120
You know, what is that?

885
00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:25,120
Fog.

886
00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:26,120
Yeah, that's clouds.

887
00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:27,120
Yeah.

888
00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:28,120
That's clouds.

889
00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:31,640
How do you know that they didn't, the government didn't put that out there?

890
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:33,160
You never seen a fog machine?

891
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:34,160
Yeah, but-

892
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:36,400
You don't think the Jews have a big one for everybody?

893
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:37,520
For every country?

894
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:38,520
Every country?

895
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:39,920
No, man, not every country.

896
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,360
Well, every country doesn't-

897
00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:43,080
You've only been to this country though.

898
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,080
Well, Africa doesn't have clouds.

899
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,080
Yeah.

900
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,080
Antarctica doesn't have clouds.

901
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:48,080
Africa.

902
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:51,080
The whole continent of Africa, they don't have any clouds.

903
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:52,080
They don't have any clouds.

904
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:53,080
How?

905
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:54,080
If it's so dry, how the hell do they get clouds?

906
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:55,080
In the desert.

907
00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:56,080
In the desert.

908
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:57,080
So they never had a cloud?

909
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:58,080
Never.

910
00:27:58,080 --> 00:27:59,080
It doesn't rain there.

911
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:00,080
Yeah.

912
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:01,080
It never, come on, man.

913
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,080
It doesn't rain.

914
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:03,080
It doesn't snow.

915
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:04,080
Let me see.

916
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:06,080
The sun is always out.

917
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:07,080
Let me see.

918
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,080
Just Google, does Africa have clouds?

919
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:14,080
I mean, Toto said that there was rain in Africa.

920
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:15,080
No, he didn't.

921
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:16,080
Well, those were whites.

922
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:17,080
Toto was white, yeah.

923
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:18,080
You can't have rain without clouds.

924
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:19,080
Okay.

925
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:20,080
Yes, Africa has clouds and-

926
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:22,080
This is news to me.

927
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:29,080
The Q, new, loniest, I don't know, Columbus clouds, my bad.

928
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:33,360
Columbus clouds, whatever, low level clouds and mid level clouds.

929
00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:35,080
But they only have low and mid level clouds.

930
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:36,080
Yeah.

931
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:37,080
They don't have the high level clouds.

932
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:38,080
No, man.

933
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:42,080
But have you ever been through a cloud, like yourself, even through an airplane or anything?

934
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:44,080
Oh, no, I've never been in the sky.

935
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:47,080
What's a cloud made out of?

936
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:53,080
Air and probably some fog and some water.

937
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:54,080
Precipitation.

938
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:55,080
Precipitation.

939
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:56,080
Yeah.

940
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:57,080
That is right.

941
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:58,080
That's all, right?

942
00:28:58,080 --> 00:28:59,080
I'm not buying it, dude.

943
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:00,080
I don't know, man.

944
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:01,080
How are they floating, though?

945
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:02,080
I mean, air, you know?

946
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:03,080
Air and fog, because fog be floating.

947
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:04,080
But fog?

948
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:05,080
Yeah, fog is-

949
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:06,080
Fog is falling down.

950
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:07,080
So that's not clouds?

951
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:08,080
That probably is clouds, honestly.

952
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,080
It is.

953
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,080
It is.

954
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:11,080
It is.

955
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:12,080
It is.

956
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:13,080
It is.

957
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:14,080
It is.

958
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:15,080
It is.

959
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:16,080
It is.

960
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:17,080
It is.

961
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:18,080
It is clouds, honestly.

962
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:19,080
It is clouds.

963
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:20,080
No, fog is clouds.

964
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:21,080
But isn't it floating, though?

965
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:22,080
It's falling down.

966
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:23,080
That's why it's a fog.

967
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:26,520
It fell all the way down to us on the ground.

968
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:29,560
But at one point, it was all the way up there just staying, chilling, and seeing.

969
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:36,840
So it's like it floats, but then one day it's like how, I guess like, like maybe how Mike

970
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:40,920
Tyson, like when he was older, you saw like at one point he was like floating high up

971
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:46,000
there and then like one day you lose your steam and slowly come down a little bit.

972
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:50,480
And you know, there's not a better example in the world of clouds than that.

973
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:52,560
And I don't think we, do we want to go any further?

974
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:53,560
And that's life, too.

975
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:54,560
I believe in them now, I believe in clouds.

976
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:55,560
That's life, too.

977
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:56,560
That's life.

978
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:57,560
That goes farther than just clouds, man.

979
00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:58,560
That's what life.

980
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:01,880
Like the little engine that could, you know, it could do it for so long.

981
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:05,240
But eventually one day that engine's gonna stop running and you're gonna wake up in your

982
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:09,240
bed and realize that it doesn't work anymore.

983
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:13,200
Hmm.

984
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:14,920
I'm more of a brave little toaster.

985
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:21,120
I hear a brave little toaster, well you're brave for saying that, man.

986
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:22,120
Fuck that.

987
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:23,120
Brave for saying.

988
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:25,920
The little engine that could, where was that train going, dude?

989
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:27,480
We got a whole bullet train right here, man.

990
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:28,480
You know what I mean?

991
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:29,480
The whole what?

992
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:30,480
Bullet train, bullet train, man.

993
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:31,480
We got a whole bullet train.

994
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:32,480
Seems powerful.

995
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:33,480
Here?

996
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:38,520
No, okay, so he said he had a brave little toaster and I was like, yeah, and I got the

997
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:39,520
bullet train.

998
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:42,160
Am I just the only one that don't know?

999
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:43,160
You don't get the metaphor?

1000
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:44,160
Mm-mm.

1001
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:47,200
Okay, wait, so what do you mean with the brave little toaster now?

1002
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:48,720
The brave little toaster is a movie.

1003
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:50,960
I saw you were talking about something else.

1004
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:54,320
Oh, because like my favorite toaster.

1005
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,320
No, no, no, not that.

1006
00:30:56,320 --> 00:31:00,240
No, I thought you were talking about like junk sizes for some reason.

1007
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:01,240
You thought I was talking about my penis?

1008
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:02,240
I don't know because when I was talking about-

1009
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:03,240
What?

1010
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:06,480
No, because when I said the engine stopped working, I said, I look at my bed and the

1011
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:09,000
engine stopped working, you're like, yeah, man, I know what you mean.

1012
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:12,040
I got a little toaster myself and I was like, what?

1013
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:14,480
I didn't know you were ever talking about penis.

1014
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:15,480
No, man, yeah, that's what I-

1015
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:16,480
I got that.

1016
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:18,800
No, because that's why I said the little engine that could and then I was like, and then one

1017
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:21,560
day you look in bed and realize your engine's not working anymore.

1018
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:22,560
That's what you were talking about?

1019
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:25,880
Well, with that part, but not everything else, but I was like, there's an example.

1020
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:26,880
There's an example.

1021
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:27,880
That's an example.

1022
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:31,880
Brandon, how many times are you talking about penis in the video now?

1023
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:35,400
Brandon, when did you start talking about penis in this scenario?

1024
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,400
When he said, what'd you say, brave little toaster, right?

1025
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,080
Brave little, the movie, the children's movie.

1026
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:42,160
And then you heard he's talking about his dick not working.

1027
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:45,560
Yeah, because what happened was at first we were talking about, of course, the steam stuff

1028
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:49,560
and then one day it gets older and then in my mind, I don't know, I thought y'all caught

1029
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:50,560
onto the metaphor.

1030
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:51,560
I was like, you know what-

1031
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:53,040
Oh, before that then you were talking about-

1032
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:54,040
Yeah, before I was talking about-

1033
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:55,040
Were you talking about Mike Tyson's penis?

1034
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:58,960
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm saying before that I was talking about like normal,

1035
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:04,280
like of course, like when time goes, you can be very powerful and do stuff, but eventually

1036
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:05,560
the kingdom falls down.

1037
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:08,440
And then I went in a little metaphorical with like the little engine.

1038
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:11,040
At first I was talking about the little engine that could and I was like, you know what?

1039
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:12,440
But why'd you bring that up?

1040
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:14,740
Well, because I thought that's a perfect example.

1041
00:32:14,740 --> 00:32:15,740
That's one thing too.

1042
00:32:15,740 --> 00:32:18,600
Like, you know, that works for a while and then when you get older, the steam goes away

1043
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:19,600
and it's done.

1044
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:21,480
So then when I was talking about that kind of-

1045
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:22,480
When you thought that-

1046
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:25,480
You said the little toaster, I was like, oh, wow, that's weird to say, little toaster.

1047
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:26,480
Yeah, so that's why I was confused.

1048
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:27,480
I was like, when you said little toaster, I was like, God.

1049
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:28,480
But a toaster is kind of big though.

1050
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:29,480
Yeah.

1051
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:30,480
But you said little toaster.

1052
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:33,480
Yeah, you said little, that's why I said bullet train, because I like bullet train.

1053
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:34,480
They're big and massive and fast.

1054
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:38,640
Oh, and you were talking about a big dick.

1055
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:39,640
Yes.

1056
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:43,840
So you have a bullet train penis.

1057
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:46,240
Well, it is not shaped like a bullet train.

1058
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:48,840
Metaphorically, we're explaining the power of the bullet train.

1059
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:50,320
Is it powerful?

1060
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:51,320
Yes.

1061
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:52,320
Brad Pitt's on it.

1062
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:53,320
No.

1063
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:54,320
Oh.

1064
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:55,320
No.

1065
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:56,320
It's never going to see Brad Pitt.

1066
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:57,320
It's powerful, it's fast.

1067
00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:58,320
No, it's never going to-

1068
00:32:58,320 --> 00:32:59,320
I mean, don't down yourself.

1069
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:00,320
No, man, it's never going to-

1070
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:01,320
Your career will get to that-

1071
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:02,320
I'm not downing it.

1072
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:03,320
No, I'm not downing it.

1073
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:04,320
It doesn't want to know.

1074
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:05,320
It doesn't know nothing about Brad Pitt and never will.

1075
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:06,320
Never will.

1076
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:07,320
So you're saying Brad Pitt's not attractive?

1077
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:08,320
No.

1078
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:09,320
I mean, well, he probably is, some people, but-

1079
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:10,320
I'm not saying like Mr. and Mrs. Smith where it's like there's Angelina Jolie.

1080
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:11,320
It's mostly Angelina Jolie, but you know, there's a little bit of Brad Pitt in there.

1081
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:12,320
There's a little bit of Brad Pitt in there.

1082
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:13,320
What's that?

1083
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:14,320
Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

1084
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:15,320
Go look up that picture and you tell me if Brad Pitt's hot or not.

1085
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:16,320
Brad Pitt.

1086
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:17,320
I had no idea he was talking about penis, man.

1087
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:18,320
Not a clue.

1088
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:19,320
I mean, that threw me all the way for fucking-

1089
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:20,320
I thought it was Brad Pitt.

1090
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:21,320
I mean, I'm not saying Brad Pitt's hot or not.

1091
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:47,040
I just knew that it was a kids movie just by how you said it.

1092
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:50,680
So when he said it was Brave, I thought he was talking about because that movie sucked.

1093
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:51,680
Like, clearly.

1094
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:52,680
That movie is tight as hell.

1095
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:53,680
Yeah, it was good.

1096
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:54,680
Like, I saw-

1097
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:55,680
You've seen the movie.

1098
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:56,680
I need a movie.

1099
00:33:56,680 --> 00:34:00,440
Yeah, I saw it, but I thought it was metaphorical at the moment because sometimes like a little

1100
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:01,440
engine that could.

1101
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:02,440
I've read the book plenty of times, but-

1102
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,560
There's a little engine that could in the Brave toaster?

1103
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:06,080
No, no, it ain't nothing to do with toasters.

1104
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:07,080
It's a separate-

1105
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:08,080
What the fuck?

1106
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:09,080
Yeah, it's separate.

1107
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:10,080
It's a separate timeline.

1108
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:11,080
It's just more metaphorical.

1109
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:12,080
It's a separate universe.

1110
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:13,080
But they could have been.

1111
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:14,080
They could have been, honestly.

1112
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:15,080
Look up little- I need to see that.

1113
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:16,080
The Brave little toaster.

1114
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:17,080
From the 80s, right?

1115
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:18,080
I don't know, man.

1116
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:22,560
But it's a good ass movie.

1117
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,760
I really can't believe what just happened right now.

1118
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:25,760
Yeah, right here.

1119
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:26,760
Look.

1120
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:27,760
I can't wait to watch this.

1121
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:28,760
Look at that guy.

1122
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:29,760
Look at all his friends, man.

1123
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:30,760
He got the vacuum cleaner, the lamp.

1124
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:31,760
I think I have seen him before.

1125
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:32,760
Fucking doorbell.

1126
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:33,760
Yeah, and this came out in, I know it's the 80s.

1127
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:34,760
Yep, 87.

1128
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:35,760
We're back.

1129
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:36,760
Good year.

1130
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:37,760
It's a Disney movie, dude.

1131
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:38,760
That's your birth year, isn't it?

1132
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:39,760
Look at that, man.

1133
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:40,760
It's meant to be.

1134
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:41,760
It's a good show.

1135
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:42,760
Look, cosplay.

1136
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:49,760
I like that.

1137
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:52,760
Hell yeah.

1138
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:57,760
Ooh, a little clown, too.

1139
00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:00,760
Sorry, I got a little happy, man.

1140
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:01,760
I got two.

1141
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:02,760
I like cartoons, man.

1142
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:03,760
I'm a cartoon guy.

1143
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:04,760
What's the next cartoon that you're gonna watch?

1144
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:05,760
Like, after this?

1145
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:06,760
Oh, man, dude, that's easy.

1146
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:07,760
I could show you right now.

1147
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:10,760
I was watching this earlier, man.

1148
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:11,760
Dude.

1149
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:12,760
And everybody's gonna like this.

1150
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:13,760
Like, come on, man.

1151
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:14,760
It's a bold statement.

1152
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:15,760
Yeah.

1153
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:16,760
Well, not everybody, but most of us.

1154
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:17,760
Look at this, classic Mickey cartoons, man.

1155
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:18,760
I watch this stuff every night.

1156
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:19,760
You for real?

1157
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:20,760
Yes, this is my shit.

1158
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:21,760
This is my shit right here.

1159
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:22,760
Like, I love this stuff.

1160
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:23,760
I watch this.

1161
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:24,760
How does this Mickey sound?

1162
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:25,760
Wait, wait, wait, you said what?

1163
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:26,760
How does this Mickey Mouse sound?

1164
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:27,760
Or is it silent?

1165
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:30,760
Oh, well, I mean, it's silent until 29, and then we start getting some voices here.

1166
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:31,760
You watched 19?

1167
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:32,760
Yeah.

1168
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:33,760
I watched 19.

1169
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:34,760
I watched 19.

1170
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:35,760
I watched 19.

1171
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:36,760
I watched 19.

1172
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:37,760
I watched 19.

1173
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:38,760
I watched 19.

1174
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:39,760
I watched 19.

1175
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:40,760
I watched 19.

1176
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:41,760
I watched 19.

1177
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:42,760
He did have a good time there.

1178
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:43,760
You watched 1929?

1179
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:46,560
I watched, like, 28 all the way to 56.

1180
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:49,960
But once we get to like 1962, then it's kind of a...

1181
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:51,860
That's when they start doing the stuff about the blacks.

1182
00:35:51,860 --> 00:35:53,860
No, no, it's just more, like, newer.

1183
00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:54,860
You know what I mean?

1184
00:35:54,860 --> 00:35:55,860
Like, more newer, kind of.

1185
00:35:55,860 --> 00:35:56,860
Yeah.

1186
00:35:56,860 --> 00:35:57,860
It's too new.

1187
00:35:57,860 --> 00:35:58,860
It's 62.

1188
00:35:58,860 --> 00:35:59,860
It's way too new.

1189
00:35:59,860 --> 00:36:00,860
Yes.

1190
00:36:00,860 --> 00:36:03,860
When does Mickey Mouse become... How?

1191
00:36:03,860 --> 00:36:05,760
Do you ever jerk off to a cartoon?

1192
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:06,760
Huh?

1193
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:09,740
Well, when I was a kid, I guess of course Miss Incredible.

1194
00:36:09,740 --> 00:36:11,260
Helen Parr.

1195
00:36:11,260 --> 00:36:12,100
Respect.

1196
00:36:12,100 --> 00:36:12,940
Missing.

1197
00:36:12,940 --> 00:36:13,780
Missing Credibles.

1198
00:36:13,780 --> 00:36:15,180
Did you just call her by her government name?

1199
00:36:15,180 --> 00:36:16,020
Yes, Helen Parr.

1200
00:36:16,020 --> 00:36:16,840
Missing Credibles.

1201
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:17,680
Yes.

1202
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:18,520
What's your name?

1203
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:19,340
Helen Parr.

1204
00:36:19,340 --> 00:36:20,180
Oh my God.

1205
00:36:20,180 --> 00:36:21,020
Two Rs?

1206
00:36:21,020 --> 00:36:21,860
Yes, two Rs.

1207
00:36:21,860 --> 00:36:22,680
Man.

1208
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:25,100
Yes, watch, I'll show you right now.

1209
00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:25,940
I'm watching.

1210
00:36:25,940 --> 00:36:26,940
Were you watching just her,

1211
00:36:26,940 --> 00:36:29,700
or were you watching like a remade animated thing of her?

1212
00:36:29,700 --> 00:36:30,720
I was remade.

1213
00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:31,560
Remade.

1214
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:32,400
Was Mr. Incredible in it?

1215
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:34,280
See, look, somebody remade it right there.

1216
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:35,500
Was Mr. Incredible in it?

1217
00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:37,480
No, it was solo.

1218
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:38,620
Mm.

1219
00:36:38,620 --> 00:36:41,700
Did she like Elastigirl in her, oh my gosh.

1220
00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:43,140
No, nope, just her.

1221
00:36:43,140 --> 00:36:44,540
So you got the Elastigirl.

1222
00:36:44,540 --> 00:36:45,380
Yeah.

1223
00:36:45,380 --> 00:36:46,540
She's the Elastigirl, right?

1224
00:36:46,540 --> 00:36:48,580
Yes, yes, her name is Elastigirl.

1225
00:36:48,580 --> 00:36:49,660
We also got Missing Credibles.

1226
00:36:49,660 --> 00:36:52,780
So did that element come into play at all

1227
00:36:52,780 --> 00:36:54,620
in this video that you watched?

1228
00:36:54,620 --> 00:36:55,980
Wait, what video?

1229
00:36:55,980 --> 00:36:57,820
Oh, the old video.

1230
00:36:57,820 --> 00:36:58,660
Children's movie.

1231
00:36:58,660 --> 00:37:03,260
No, no, man, dude, no, no, I would have to, no.

1232
00:37:03,260 --> 00:37:04,100
What?

1233
00:37:04,100 --> 00:37:05,060
Then what did you?

1234
00:37:05,060 --> 00:37:06,140
No, what did you do?

1235
00:37:06,140 --> 00:37:06,980
It just hit your imagination?

1236
00:37:06,980 --> 00:37:09,620
No, not imagine, like what I would,

1237
00:37:09,620 --> 00:37:12,020
there would be stuff where it would be like her.

1238
00:37:12,020 --> 00:37:13,320
Doing.

1239
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:14,160
Doing some stuff.

1240
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:15,000
But solo.

1241
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,100
But does the elastic elasticity come into it at all?

1242
00:37:18,100 --> 00:37:19,220
Does she use her powers?

1243
00:37:19,220 --> 00:37:20,660
No, no powers.

1244
00:37:20,660 --> 00:37:21,860
Probably no powers.

1245
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:23,800
I know you would think, right?

1246
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,020
See, was she just DJing or?

1247
00:37:26,020 --> 00:37:26,860
Yeah, just DJing, man.

1248
00:37:26,860 --> 00:37:29,580
Just DJing, maybe, is she clapping ass?

1249
00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:30,420
No, just DJing.

1250
00:37:30,420 --> 00:37:31,260
Just DJing.

1251
00:37:31,260 --> 00:37:32,080
Football?

1252
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:33,940
No, football, no, no, I tell you, man,

1253
00:37:33,940 --> 00:37:36,020
just a couple times and we threw that thing out.

1254
00:37:36,020 --> 00:37:36,860
Didn't know how to use it.

1255
00:37:36,860 --> 00:37:37,820
Spiral it?

1256
00:37:37,820 --> 00:37:38,660
Spiral it?

1257
00:37:38,660 --> 00:37:43,580
No, no, that would have definitely sent me to the hospital.

1258
00:37:43,580 --> 00:37:44,900
Cause you remember I didn't use,

1259
00:37:44,900 --> 00:37:45,740
I didn't know how to use it,

1260
00:37:45,740 --> 00:37:47,100
so it would just be stuck on there.

1261
00:37:47,100 --> 00:37:48,460
But I spiraled it.

1262
00:37:48,460 --> 00:37:49,860
I meant when you threw it out.

1263
00:37:49,860 --> 00:37:50,700
Oh, when I threw it out.

1264
00:37:50,700 --> 00:37:51,540
Not while it was on.

1265
00:37:51,540 --> 00:37:52,360
Okay, thank you.

1266
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:55,180
No, no, no, I just threw it away.

1267
00:37:55,180 --> 00:37:57,680
Yep, just, I don't know how to spiral.

1268
00:38:00,820 --> 00:38:01,660
Wish I did.

1269
00:38:01,660 --> 00:38:02,500
I love it.

1270
00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:03,980
That was more of a metaphor.

1271
00:38:03,980 --> 00:38:06,540
Yeah, and I wish, man.

1272
00:38:07,460 --> 00:38:08,300
Not cool, that would be.

1273
00:38:08,300 --> 00:38:09,700
Oh my gosh, dude.

1274
00:38:09,700 --> 00:38:13,300
I just can't, every time the football pocket pussy thing

1275
00:38:13,300 --> 00:38:16,100
gets brought in up, I just imagine Brandon

1276
00:38:16,100 --> 00:38:19,580
accidentally picking that up instead of a normal football

1277
00:38:19,580 --> 00:38:21,980
and throwing it to somebody and the end comes out

1278
00:38:21,980 --> 00:38:23,300
and it just dumps in there.

1279
00:38:23,300 --> 00:38:24,140
Oh, no.

1280
00:38:24,140 --> 00:38:25,260
You know you didn't clean it out.

1281
00:38:25,260 --> 00:38:26,100
No.

1282
00:38:26,100 --> 00:38:27,460
No, no, I did respectfully, man.

1283
00:38:27,460 --> 00:38:28,660
You put it in the dishwasher?

1284
00:38:28,660 --> 00:38:31,820
No, what I would do is I would just make it inside out,

1285
00:38:31,820 --> 00:38:33,780
we just go to town cleaning.

1286
00:38:33,780 --> 00:38:35,780
With what, what'd you clean it with?

1287
00:38:35,780 --> 00:38:37,460
Yes, of course soap.

1288
00:38:37,460 --> 00:38:39,700
So you knew to take it out to clean it,

1289
00:38:39,700 --> 00:38:41,620
but you didn't know to take it out to fuck it?

1290
00:38:41,620 --> 00:38:44,020
No, man, I wasn't thinking, I wasn't thinking.

1291
00:38:44,020 --> 00:38:45,340
Cause I was like, I don't know how to,

1292
00:38:45,340 --> 00:38:47,260
I was like, why is it in the football?

1293
00:38:47,260 --> 00:38:50,620
So I wanna really get down to the brass tacks

1294
00:38:50,620 --> 00:38:52,660
and how this actually played out.

1295
00:38:52,660 --> 00:38:55,860
So were you like laying down on your back with the football

1296
00:38:55,860 --> 00:38:57,100
or how did you put it?

1297
00:38:57,100 --> 00:38:57,940
Or you're standing up.

1298
00:38:57,940 --> 00:38:59,780
In between like the bed and the mattress.

1299
00:38:59,780 --> 00:39:00,620
Good question.

1300
00:39:00,620 --> 00:39:01,440
The box spring.

1301
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:04,700
I mean, there was a bunch of different ways, I guess.

1302
00:39:04,700 --> 00:39:05,540
Like sometimes you-

1303
00:39:05,540 --> 00:39:06,380
But you said you only did it twice.

1304
00:39:06,380 --> 00:39:07,200
So how was that a bunch of different-

1305
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:09,060
I mean a couple times, like every time was different.

1306
00:39:09,060 --> 00:39:12,140
Once you lay down, then one time you just, you sit down.

1307
00:39:12,140 --> 00:39:13,540
You hold it with two hands?

1308
00:39:13,540 --> 00:39:15,180
Sitting down, like this.

1309
00:39:15,180 --> 00:39:17,020
Like sitting down in the chair like this.

1310
00:39:17,020 --> 00:39:18,580
And then you're just like banging it like this.

1311
00:39:18,580 --> 00:39:21,260
Well, I mean, I guess we'd go down

1312
00:39:21,260 --> 00:39:22,580
till we'd hide in the restroom.

1313
00:39:22,580 --> 00:39:24,940
Cause you know, cause you can't close the door.

1314
00:39:24,940 --> 00:39:27,700
So in the bathroom, you're sitting on the toilet.

1315
00:39:27,700 --> 00:39:28,900
Yeah, that's what it is.

1316
00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:31,020
I just wanna know if your double fist in the football

1317
00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:32,980
or holding it with one hand.

1318
00:39:32,980 --> 00:39:34,060
Oh yeah, one hand.

1319
00:39:34,060 --> 00:39:36,100
One hand, so you just bang, bang, bang.

1320
00:39:36,100 --> 00:39:37,340
Or you hold, I feel like Brandon,

1321
00:39:37,340 --> 00:39:38,180
you would do it like that.

1322
00:39:38,180 --> 00:39:39,020
Yeah.

1323
00:39:39,020 --> 00:39:39,860
Just hold it like this?

1324
00:39:39,860 --> 00:39:40,700
No, this, no this.

1325
00:39:40,700 --> 00:39:41,540
Just like this?

1326
00:39:41,540 --> 00:39:42,360
Like that?

1327
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:43,200
Okay.

1328
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:44,040
Just like this.

1329
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:44,860
Okay.

1330
00:39:44,860 --> 00:39:45,700
Tasman pose?

1331
00:39:45,700 --> 00:39:46,940
Tasman pose, no, I should've.

1332
00:39:46,940 --> 00:39:49,340
Once I think, oh no.

1333
00:39:49,340 --> 00:39:50,580
Did you talk to it?

1334
00:39:50,580 --> 00:39:51,400
No.

1335
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:52,240
Did you let it know what's up?

1336
00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:53,700
No, no, no.

1337
00:39:53,700 --> 00:39:56,100
No, man, I didn't even know how to use that thing, man.

1338
00:39:57,980 --> 00:39:59,140
Oh, this is, that's great.

1339
00:39:59,140 --> 00:39:59,980
Yeah.

1340
00:39:59,980 --> 00:40:00,800
Thank you.

1341
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:01,640
This is great.

1342
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:02,480
I know what you're talking about.

1343
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:03,420
I can't believe you took it out to clean it.

1344
00:40:03,420 --> 00:40:04,260
I know, right?

1345
00:40:04,260 --> 00:40:05,080
And was like, you know what?

1346
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:07,760
This might be way easier than,

1347
00:40:08,900 --> 00:40:12,260
I don't know, I was like, why is the football here?

1348
00:40:12,260 --> 00:40:14,260
Like why is it in the football?

1349
00:40:14,260 --> 00:40:15,100
That's why I wasn't here.

1350
00:40:15,100 --> 00:40:16,380
You didn't think it was a disguise from your mom.

1351
00:40:16,380 --> 00:40:19,620
No, I wasn't thinking, no.

1352
00:40:19,620 --> 00:40:20,820
But you said I bought it, what?

1353
00:40:20,820 --> 00:40:21,780
You bought it.

1354
00:40:21,780 --> 00:40:22,740
Yes, I did.

1355
00:40:22,740 --> 00:40:24,060
Did they have any other shape?

1356
00:40:24,060 --> 00:40:26,540
Well actually, no, I, well okay, so yes I bought it,

1357
00:40:26,540 --> 00:40:28,020
but I had, so my friend, he was like,

1358
00:40:28,020 --> 00:40:29,620
man, I'm trying to get one too.

1359
00:40:29,620 --> 00:40:31,780
But I was like, bro, okay, it's weird as hell.

1360
00:40:31,780 --> 00:40:34,020
We both go in there, so how about I give you my money,

1361
00:40:34,020 --> 00:40:34,860
you just get it.

1362
00:40:34,860 --> 00:40:36,780
And then he just went in there and got two of them

1363
00:40:36,780 --> 00:40:38,660
and just bought them there.

1364
00:40:38,660 --> 00:40:40,820
And then had a conversation with the dude at the counter.

1365
00:40:40,820 --> 00:40:42,140
I asked him if he used it before.

1366
00:40:42,140 --> 00:40:43,860
I was like, why you getting into that much deep?

1367
00:40:43,860 --> 00:40:45,460
Like come on, just buy it and let's go.

1368
00:40:45,460 --> 00:40:46,540
You know, I'd be all like, hey man,

1369
00:40:46,540 --> 00:40:47,780
so you ever used it before?

1370
00:40:47,780 --> 00:40:48,980
Ha ha ha.

1371
00:40:48,980 --> 00:40:50,420
Was this at like a Spencer's?

1372
00:40:50,420 --> 00:40:51,500
Yeah, yeah, exactly.

1373
00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:52,500
Yeah, it was Spencer's.

1374
00:40:52,500 --> 00:40:53,340
But why,

1375
00:40:54,540 --> 00:40:55,380
that was the only one.

1376
00:40:55,380 --> 00:40:57,460
Why would they make it in a football shape?

1377
00:40:57,460 --> 00:40:59,500
So you can hide it from your parents.

1378
00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:02,260
Yeah, but maybe like a Pringles can or something.

1379
00:41:02,260 --> 00:41:03,780
They're gonna try to throw that away.

1380
00:41:03,780 --> 00:41:04,620
Or eat it.

1381
00:41:04,620 --> 00:41:07,820
They're not gonna mess with the football that much

1382
00:41:07,820 --> 00:41:09,020
because they just want it out the way

1383
00:41:09,020 --> 00:41:11,100
as long as you keep it in your room.

1384
00:41:11,100 --> 00:41:12,140
Your mom's not gonna come in the room

1385
00:41:12,140 --> 00:41:13,340
and toss around the football.

1386
00:41:13,340 --> 00:41:14,540
No.

1387
00:41:14,540 --> 00:41:16,180
Especially if it's hard like that.

1388
00:41:16,180 --> 00:41:18,300
Like dude, you could break a window with that thing.

1389
00:41:18,300 --> 00:41:19,420
Like you could have broke it.

1390
00:41:19,420 --> 00:41:20,260
Like it was, yeah.

1391
00:41:20,260 --> 00:41:22,620
It wasn't made out of like normal football material?

1392
00:41:22,620 --> 00:41:23,660
No, it was like legit.

1393
00:41:23,660 --> 00:41:26,660
You throw that at somebody, somebody's getting hurt.

1394
00:41:26,660 --> 00:41:28,140
Yeah, what was it made out of?

1395
00:41:28,140 --> 00:41:30,420
Like some hard, hard ass plastic.

1396
00:41:30,420 --> 00:41:31,860
Oh, no leather on it.

1397
00:41:31,860 --> 00:41:33,700
No, no leather at all.

1398
00:41:33,700 --> 00:41:35,540
Did they have any other sports options?

1399
00:41:35,540 --> 00:41:36,380
No, that was it.

1400
00:41:36,380 --> 00:41:37,980
That was why the football was chosen.

1401
00:41:37,980 --> 00:41:39,300
There was nothing else. Football makes most sense.

1402
00:41:39,300 --> 00:41:40,140
There was nothing else.

1403
00:41:40,140 --> 00:41:40,980
As long as it's a...

1404
00:41:40,980 --> 00:41:42,340
Can't order it online, man.

1405
00:41:42,340 --> 00:41:43,180
No.

1406
00:41:43,180 --> 00:41:44,300
Oh, a baseball bat? I didn't have a car.

1407
00:41:44,300 --> 00:41:45,460
That'd be sick.

1408
00:41:45,460 --> 00:41:47,420
So nowhere else to go.

1409
00:41:47,420 --> 00:41:48,260
I didn't have a car.

1410
00:41:48,260 --> 00:41:49,100
I was really young.

1411
00:41:49,100 --> 00:41:51,420
They do a pickleball paddle now.

1412
00:41:53,380 --> 00:41:55,060
They made a pickleball paddle one?

1413
00:41:56,060 --> 00:41:56,900
I don't know.

1414
00:41:56,900 --> 00:41:58,340
I imagine that.

1415
00:41:58,340 --> 00:42:00,780
I don't even know what that looks like.

1416
00:42:00,780 --> 00:42:02,060
Let's see.

1417
00:42:02,060 --> 00:42:02,900
I don't know either.

1418
00:42:02,900 --> 00:42:03,740
Let's look up a pickleball.

1419
00:42:03,740 --> 00:42:05,180
It's like what a flatbread comes on.

1420
00:42:05,180 --> 00:42:07,060
I know you know what that looks like.

1421
00:42:07,060 --> 00:42:08,380
Oh, yes I do, man.

1422
00:42:10,140 --> 00:42:12,700
I know exactly what that looks like, yeah.

1423
00:42:12,700 --> 00:42:13,780
That's pickleball?

1424
00:42:13,780 --> 00:42:14,900
Yeah.

1425
00:42:14,900 --> 00:42:15,740
The paddle, man.

1426
00:42:15,740 --> 00:42:17,020
It's like tennis, isn't it?

1427
00:42:17,020 --> 00:42:19,380
Yeah, it's kind of like tennis and ping pong mixed together.

1428
00:42:19,380 --> 00:42:21,420
Ooh, they got the macho, man.

1429
00:42:21,420 --> 00:42:23,180
You learn something new every day.

1430
00:42:24,740 --> 00:42:25,580
What else?

1431
00:42:25,580 --> 00:42:26,400
What'd you learn this week?

1432
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:27,240
It's been a long time.

1433
00:42:27,240 --> 00:42:28,780
What you guys been doing?

1434
00:42:28,780 --> 00:42:31,100
Just been, Thanksgiving's over.

1435
00:42:31,100 --> 00:42:33,580
Just been eating, making perfect mac and cheese

1436
00:42:33,580 --> 00:42:35,300
and slamming plates.

1437
00:42:36,180 --> 00:42:37,500
Slamming plates.

1438
00:42:37,500 --> 00:42:39,660
What's the appropriate amount of time

1439
00:42:39,660 --> 00:42:42,300
to eat leftovers from Thanksgiving?

1440
00:42:42,300 --> 00:42:44,400
You talking about like, okay, let's see.

1441
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:46,020
Days, how many days you got?

1442
00:42:47,580 --> 00:42:48,700
I don't approve of it.

1443
00:42:48,700 --> 00:42:49,660
It's my family.

1444
00:42:50,820 --> 00:42:53,160
But what we would do sometimes is,

1445
00:42:54,140 --> 00:42:56,260
it could be weeks because they would freeze it and stuff

1446
00:42:56,260 --> 00:42:58,060
and people believe if it's frozen,

1447
00:42:58,060 --> 00:43:00,620
you could use it for longer than what it's supposed to be.

1448
00:43:00,620 --> 00:43:02,260
So they'd be like, a couple weeks,

1449
00:43:02,260 --> 00:43:03,740
couple weeks, maybe a month.

1450
00:43:04,740 --> 00:43:05,580
Maybe a month.

1451
00:43:06,420 --> 00:43:07,260
Really good eat.

1452
00:43:07,260 --> 00:43:08,880
How much is the stuff that they didn't freeze?

1453
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:10,220
How long would that?

1454
00:43:10,220 --> 00:43:12,340
Well, if you don't freeze it,

1455
00:43:12,340 --> 00:43:14,580
maybe a week and a half.

1456
00:43:14,580 --> 00:43:15,700
At most.

1457
00:43:15,700 --> 00:43:16,540
Stretching it.

1458
00:43:16,540 --> 00:43:19,020
At most, it depends, but if it looks weird

1459
00:43:19,020 --> 00:43:21,340
or something happens, we gotta get rid of it.

1460
00:43:21,340 --> 00:43:23,660
Did you manage to avoid all the mashed potatoes

1461
00:43:23,660 --> 00:43:24,940
this Thanksgiving season?

1462
00:43:24,940 --> 00:43:25,980
Oh yeah, of course, man.

1463
00:43:25,980 --> 00:43:28,220
You know, I can tell it from a mile away.

1464
00:43:28,220 --> 00:43:31,600
And I got to try pumpkin pie for the first time in my life.

1465
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:32,440
How was that?

1466
00:43:34,100 --> 00:43:34,940
It was good.

1467
00:43:34,940 --> 00:43:35,760
It was good?

1468
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:36,600
It was good.

1469
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:37,820
I mean, I would adventure into it again.

1470
00:43:37,820 --> 00:43:38,660
I should've tried it.

1471
00:43:38,660 --> 00:43:39,920
I don't know why I never avoided it

1472
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:41,580
because I've crossed paths with it a lot,

1473
00:43:41,580 --> 00:43:45,260
but I realized that the way it looked like sweet potato pie

1474
00:43:45,260 --> 00:43:47,820
really made me nervous of the texture and density

1475
00:43:47,820 --> 00:43:49,580
and how it would taste with the sweetness.

1476
00:43:49,580 --> 00:43:50,900
Yes.

1477
00:43:50,900 --> 00:43:53,020
Because, yeah, man.

1478
00:43:53,020 --> 00:43:53,900
Pumpkin pie is.

1479
00:43:53,900 --> 00:43:55,100
You put a lot of thought in there.

1480
00:43:55,100 --> 00:43:57,340
Yeah, man, dude, I don't fuck my sweets, man.

1481
00:43:57,340 --> 00:43:58,180
I love them.

1482
00:43:58,180 --> 00:43:59,300
You don't fuck with the food, bro.

1483
00:43:59,300 --> 00:44:00,820
Yeah, you get really serious about food.

1484
00:44:00,820 --> 00:44:02,940
Yes, because I love food, man.

1485
00:44:02,940 --> 00:44:05,300
Like I told you, man, I wanna be a good chef.

1486
00:44:05,300 --> 00:44:07,060
Like, remember when I was young,

1487
00:44:07,060 --> 00:44:08,460
and they'd be like, man, you know, let's do it.

1488
00:44:08,460 --> 00:44:09,300
We don't know how to cook.

1489
00:44:09,300 --> 00:44:11,940
Man, I'm a dude that knows how to cook.

1490
00:44:11,940 --> 00:44:14,380
And I'll cook my ass off every day.

1491
00:44:14,380 --> 00:44:16,140
What's your next dish you're trying to learn how to perfect?

1492
00:44:16,140 --> 00:44:17,940
My next dish that I wanna perfect?

1493
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:21,980
Damn, let me think here, because I've already,

1494
00:44:21,980 --> 00:44:23,320
I mean, burgers there are out to pick.

1495
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:25,320
They're already there.

1496
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:26,500
You got burger out there.

1497
00:44:26,500 --> 00:44:27,660
Steak is perfect.

1498
00:44:27,660 --> 00:44:28,940
My steak is really good.

1499
00:44:28,940 --> 00:44:29,780
Okay.

1500
00:44:29,780 --> 00:44:30,780
On the grill?

1501
00:44:30,780 --> 00:44:31,620
On the grill?

1502
00:44:31,620 --> 00:44:33,220
No, I don't know how to do a grill yet.

1503
00:44:33,220 --> 00:44:35,180
I've never dealt with grill.

1504
00:44:35,180 --> 00:44:36,420
Do you wanna venture into that?

1505
00:44:36,420 --> 00:44:37,500
Yes, I do.

1506
00:44:37,500 --> 00:44:40,820
Dude, I wanna learn how to like, what's that grill?

1507
00:44:40,820 --> 00:44:43,420
So they use the gas grill.

1508
00:44:43,420 --> 00:44:44,860
The Blackstone with the flat top?

1509
00:44:44,860 --> 00:44:46,060
No, not that one.

1510
00:44:46,060 --> 00:44:47,300
Like one of those electric ones.

1511
00:44:47,300 --> 00:44:48,980
I wanna be able to make like burgers and all that shit.

1512
00:44:48,980 --> 00:44:53,580
My next thing, maybe lobster and crab legs.

1513
00:44:53,580 --> 00:44:54,420
Oh damn.

1514
00:44:54,420 --> 00:44:55,860
Yeah, I mean, that's a challenge though,

1515
00:44:55,860 --> 00:44:57,860
because it stinks up the whole damn house.

1516
00:44:57,860 --> 00:44:59,820
But that's what I wanna figure out.

1517
00:44:59,820 --> 00:45:02,100
So right now you got down burgers and steak.

1518
00:45:02,100 --> 00:45:02,940
Yes.

1519
00:45:02,940 --> 00:45:04,760
So you got the land beast in there.

1520
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:05,860
Now you're going to the ocean.

1521
00:45:05,860 --> 00:45:07,860
I can't do lobsters now that I think of it.

1522
00:45:07,860 --> 00:45:08,700
I'm not killing it.

1523
00:45:08,700 --> 00:45:09,780
Like I can't do that.

1524
00:45:09,780 --> 00:45:10,620
Well, you can buy it.

1525
00:45:10,620 --> 00:45:12,820
You can just throw it in a pot of boiling water.

1526
00:45:12,820 --> 00:45:13,660
No man.

1527
00:45:13,660 --> 00:45:14,480
And listen to it scream.

1528
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:15,320
I can't do that.

1529
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:16,160
I can't do it.

1530
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:17,900
Well, you should put it out the main way

1531
00:45:17,900 --> 00:45:19,260
and humane.

1532
00:45:19,260 --> 00:45:20,860
What, shoot it?

1533
00:45:20,860 --> 00:45:21,700
No, hell what?

1534
00:45:25,900 --> 00:45:28,700
I'm sure Ace Prater could sell you a lobster gun.

1535
00:45:28,700 --> 00:45:29,540
He probably had one.

1536
00:45:29,540 --> 00:45:31,800
I feel like that's better.

1537
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:32,900
That's way better.

1538
00:45:32,900 --> 00:45:34,780
Actually, no, no, I wanna learn how to perfect

1539
00:45:34,780 --> 00:45:36,780
chicken tenders, man.

1540
00:45:36,780 --> 00:45:38,340
Like dude, I love chicken tenders.

1541
00:45:38,340 --> 00:45:39,700
Take it into the skies.

1542
00:45:39,700 --> 00:45:40,540
Yes.

1543
00:45:40,540 --> 00:45:41,380
Yeah.

1544
00:45:41,380 --> 00:45:43,260
You can open up your old little app store.

1545
00:45:43,260 --> 00:45:44,300
It's all apps.

1546
00:45:45,260 --> 00:45:46,100
All apps.

1547
00:45:46,100 --> 00:45:46,940
Appetizers.

1548
00:45:46,940 --> 00:45:48,580
Ooh.

1549
00:45:48,580 --> 00:45:51,100
You should start making sauces, man.

1550
00:45:51,100 --> 00:45:51,940
Sauces, dude.

1551
00:45:51,940 --> 00:45:52,780
I actually did.

1552
00:45:52,780 --> 00:45:54,060
Now that you have a newfound love for sauces.

1553
00:45:54,060 --> 00:45:54,900
I have.

1554
00:45:54,900 --> 00:45:56,180
I have actually made some sauce.

1555
00:45:56,180 --> 00:45:58,780
I made like a personal hamburger sauce.

1556
00:45:58,780 --> 00:46:00,540
Like the Big Mac sauce.

1557
00:46:00,540 --> 00:46:01,780
Perfectly at one point.

1558
00:46:01,780 --> 00:46:02,620
Okay, okay.

1559
00:46:02,620 --> 00:46:03,460
I'm glad to get back into it.

1560
00:46:03,460 --> 00:46:04,300
What'd you use for that?

1561
00:46:04,300 --> 00:46:05,140
Or you can't tell the people.

1562
00:46:05,140 --> 00:46:05,980
No, I can tell you.

1563
00:46:05,980 --> 00:46:07,300
I'll tell you because I searched it up.

1564
00:46:07,300 --> 00:46:08,340
Public domain.

1565
00:46:08,340 --> 00:46:09,380
It was like, what was it?

1566
00:46:09,380 --> 00:46:11,260
Of course they wanted the mayo, ketchup, mustard.

1567
00:46:11,260 --> 00:46:13,540
You mix all that and then you dice up the pickles

1568
00:46:13,540 --> 00:46:15,340
and you put some type of seasonings in there.

1569
00:46:15,340 --> 00:46:16,900
I don't remember specifically what type,

1570
00:46:16,900 --> 00:46:18,140
but it was a lot of pepper, salt,

1571
00:46:18,140 --> 00:46:21,660
and then some other stuff that I would use.

1572
00:46:21,660 --> 00:46:23,580
There's no thousand dollar in there.

1573
00:46:23,580 --> 00:46:24,700
You made your own thousand dollar sauce.

1574
00:46:24,700 --> 00:46:25,540
Yes.

1575
00:46:25,540 --> 00:46:26,940
Yes, or Big Mac sauce.

1576
00:46:28,060 --> 00:46:28,900
Well yeah, that's what you make.

1577
00:46:28,900 --> 00:46:31,460
Could you make some like chicken tender dipping sauce?

1578
00:46:31,460 --> 00:46:32,300
Dude, I want to.

1579
00:46:32,300 --> 00:46:33,140
Like some signature sauce?

1580
00:46:33,140 --> 00:46:33,980
Like some Zaxby sauce?

1581
00:46:33,980 --> 00:46:34,820
Yeah, something like that.

1582
00:46:34,820 --> 00:46:35,660
I wish.

1583
00:46:35,660 --> 00:46:36,540
Like I had Zaxby's earlier,

1584
00:46:36,540 --> 00:46:39,180
the six piece chicken tender dinner.

1585
00:46:39,180 --> 00:46:41,460
Ate all that in like less than five minutes, man.

1586
00:46:41,460 --> 00:46:42,300
There was no chance.

1587
00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:43,620
It was so good.

1588
00:46:43,620 --> 00:46:44,460
That's what I had.

1589
00:46:44,460 --> 00:46:46,180
I made three of the Zaxby sauces.

1590
00:46:46,180 --> 00:46:47,140
Like they're so perfect.

1591
00:46:47,140 --> 00:46:47,980
They're really good.

1592
00:46:47,980 --> 00:46:50,300
It's the best sauce in the world.

1593
00:46:50,300 --> 00:46:52,540
I don't know, I had this Jack Brown sauce.

1594
00:46:52,540 --> 00:46:53,580
Jack Brown sauce is fire.

1595
00:46:53,580 --> 00:46:55,540
That sauce is so fucking good.

1596
00:46:55,540 --> 00:46:56,380
It's delicious.

1597
00:46:56,380 --> 00:46:58,940
With the sweet potato fries you get really good.

1598
00:46:58,940 --> 00:47:01,060
The sweet potato fries are fire.

1599
00:47:01,060 --> 00:47:02,180
Man, don't you come at me

1600
00:47:02,180 --> 00:47:04,140
with no sweet potato fucking fries.

1601
00:47:04,140 --> 00:47:05,140
Don't, you gotta try them.

1602
00:47:05,140 --> 00:47:06,700
No, I'll try one.

1603
00:47:06,700 --> 00:47:08,620
You gotta try them from Jack Brown's.

1604
00:47:08,620 --> 00:47:09,900
They're fire.

1605
00:47:09,900 --> 00:47:10,900
Crinkle cut.

1606
00:47:10,900 --> 00:47:12,180
Do you like them anywhere else?

1607
00:47:12,180 --> 00:47:14,340
Any sweet potato fries anywhere else?

1608
00:47:14,340 --> 00:47:17,380
I don't think, well, I did have some at,

1609
00:47:17,380 --> 00:47:19,620
it was a place called, downtown called

1610
00:47:19,620 --> 00:47:21,860
the Standard something.

1611
00:47:21,860 --> 00:47:24,260
And they had waffle sweet potato fries.

1612
00:47:24,260 --> 00:47:25,940
And those were fire.

1613
00:47:25,940 --> 00:47:27,620
You might just like sweet potato fries then.

1614
00:47:27,620 --> 00:47:28,460
I think they're terrible.

1615
00:47:28,460 --> 00:47:29,300
I hate them.

1616
00:47:29,300 --> 00:47:30,140
I hate them.

1617
00:47:30,140 --> 00:47:30,980
I hate anything sweet potato.

1618
00:47:30,980 --> 00:47:32,540
I'm from our neighborhood, Jackson.

1619
00:47:32,540 --> 00:47:33,420
I like the pie.

1620
00:47:33,420 --> 00:47:35,060
Weed's illegal, that should be illegal.

1621
00:47:35,060 --> 00:47:37,380
Y'all don't like anything complex, man.

1622
00:47:38,580 --> 00:47:39,940
Not even your carbs.

1623
00:47:39,940 --> 00:47:41,740
Yeah.

1624
00:47:41,740 --> 00:47:42,580
True.

1625
00:47:46,580 --> 00:47:49,900
Brandon, please try a sweet potato waffle fry.

1626
00:47:49,900 --> 00:47:50,740
No, I can't do it.

1627
00:47:50,740 --> 00:47:52,500
Dude, my body rejects sweet potatoes, man.

1628
00:47:52,500 --> 00:47:53,340
He's allergic to it.

1629
00:47:53,340 --> 00:47:54,780
Not allergic, it's just so nasty.

1630
00:47:54,780 --> 00:47:56,620
Brandon, you looked at me with fear in your eyes.

1631
00:47:56,620 --> 00:47:57,460
It's so nasty, dude.

1632
00:47:57,460 --> 00:47:58,300
It's so gross.

1633
00:47:58,300 --> 00:48:01,020
Brandon, this is what you're gonna have to do

1634
00:48:01,020 --> 00:48:02,780
for year two for season two of Tribeca.

1635
00:48:02,780 --> 00:48:05,020
Wait, eat sweet potatoes and throw up on camera?

1636
00:48:05,020 --> 00:48:06,660
Just a sweet potato fry.

1637
00:48:06,660 --> 00:48:07,940
I'm gonna throw up.

1638
00:48:07,940 --> 00:48:08,940
It's so gross.

1639
00:48:08,940 --> 00:48:12,580
You were so willing to get your ass beat by Adam Preece.

1640
00:48:12,580 --> 00:48:13,420
Shout out to Adam Preece.

1641
00:48:13,420 --> 00:48:14,260
Shout out.

1642
00:48:14,260 --> 00:48:15,460
Yeah, fly, wrestling.

1643
00:48:15,460 --> 00:48:18,660
But you won't eat a sweet potato fry.

1644
00:48:18,660 --> 00:48:20,700
No, man, dude, I'm not as nasty as him.

1645
00:48:20,700 --> 00:48:21,820
That's where you draw the line?

1646
00:48:21,820 --> 00:48:23,260
Yeah, that's horrible.

1647
00:48:23,260 --> 00:48:24,980
Even with the skydiving, you're like,

1648
00:48:24,980 --> 00:48:26,580
maybe I'll do it next time.

1649
00:48:26,580 --> 00:48:28,220
Brandon is like, no sweet potato fries.

1650
00:48:28,220 --> 00:48:30,540
I'd rather eat a hot chip than sweet potato pie.

1651
00:48:30,540 --> 00:48:31,380
Really?

1652
00:48:31,380 --> 00:48:33,620
Yeah, that stuff is disgusting.

1653
00:48:33,620 --> 00:48:35,380
But have you had a sweet potato fry?

1654
00:48:35,380 --> 00:48:37,180
Yes, and I hated it.

1655
00:48:37,180 --> 00:48:38,420
But these are crispy.

1656
00:48:38,420 --> 00:48:39,900
They're not mushy at all.

1657
00:48:39,900 --> 00:48:41,500
I'm with you, Brandon.

1658
00:48:41,500 --> 00:48:42,340
I'm with you.

1659
00:48:42,340 --> 00:48:44,500
That's the despise of the earth.

1660
00:48:44,500 --> 00:48:45,340
These are good.

1661
00:48:45,340 --> 00:48:47,180
These are nasty.

1662
00:48:47,180 --> 00:48:48,580
But Dom, you would try one, right?

1663
00:48:48,580 --> 00:48:49,420
I would try one, yeah.

1664
00:48:49,420 --> 00:48:50,260
They're good, bro.

1665
00:48:50,260 --> 00:48:52,100
I would try, but I'm telling you,

1666
00:48:52,100 --> 00:48:55,380
the only thing I like sweet potatoes is candy yams.

1667
00:48:55,380 --> 00:48:58,260
I worked at a restaurant in Huntsville called Chiaggys.

1668
00:48:58,260 --> 00:48:59,380
They got sweet potato fries

1669
00:48:59,380 --> 00:49:02,380
and they fucking taste like asscheeks.com.

1670
00:49:02,380 --> 00:49:04,500
But I'm telling you, these are good.

1671
00:49:04,500 --> 00:49:06,500
What about Burger Kings?

1672
00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:09,140
I don't really eat at Burger King, for real.

1673
00:49:09,140 --> 00:49:10,780
Chicken fries are good.

1674
00:49:10,780 --> 00:49:12,860
I fuck with the chicken fries at Burger King.

1675
00:49:12,860 --> 00:49:13,820
Onion rings?

1676
00:49:15,660 --> 00:49:17,180
What about Bloomin' Onion?

1677
00:49:17,180 --> 00:49:18,980
Bloomin' Onion, yeah, I fuck with Bloomin' Onion.

1678
00:49:18,980 --> 00:49:21,420
The Bloomin' Onion sauce, could you make that?

1679
00:49:21,420 --> 00:49:22,900
No, no.

1680
00:49:22,900 --> 00:49:23,900
I mean, actually, yeah,

1681
00:49:23,900 --> 00:49:25,620
just get some horseradish sauce, right?

1682
00:49:25,620 --> 00:49:26,460
That's all it is.

1683
00:49:26,460 --> 00:49:27,300
See, you already know what's up.

1684
00:49:27,300 --> 00:49:28,140
You didn't even have to look it up.

1685
00:49:28,140 --> 00:49:29,220
It's horseradish sauce, oh yeah.

1686
00:49:29,220 --> 00:49:30,700
Brandon might have a secret gift.

1687
00:49:30,700 --> 00:49:31,540
Yeah, man.

1688
00:49:31,540 --> 00:49:36,540
Get you, put you on a cooking show.

1689
00:49:36,540 --> 00:49:37,380
Yeah, man, I do it.

1690
00:49:37,380 --> 00:49:38,900
We should have a cooking competition

1691
00:49:38,900 --> 00:49:39,940
between the three of us,

1692
00:49:39,940 --> 00:49:41,900
but something that we've never made before.

1693
00:49:41,900 --> 00:49:43,780
Ooh, that's a good idea.

1694
00:49:43,780 --> 00:49:44,620
I like that.

1695
00:49:44,620 --> 00:49:45,460
I like that.

1696
00:49:45,460 --> 00:49:47,140
Seafood, no, you can't do that.

1697
00:49:47,140 --> 00:49:47,980
You can't.

1698
00:49:47,980 --> 00:49:48,820
What the hell, Brandon?

1699
00:49:48,820 --> 00:49:49,900
I'm gonna win head over heels.

1700
00:49:49,900 --> 00:49:51,420
Fried green tomatoes.

1701
00:49:51,420 --> 00:49:52,380
I will fail miserably.

1702
00:49:52,380 --> 00:49:54,900
Yeah, I just can't wait to see what you do.

1703
00:49:54,900 --> 00:49:57,540
As long as the judge doesn't get ill.

1704
00:49:57,540 --> 00:49:58,860
Yeah.

1705
00:49:58,860 --> 00:50:00,540
From something's gonna be overcooked,

1706
00:50:00,540 --> 00:50:02,500
something's gonna be undercooked,

1707
00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:04,740
and it's not gonna be good for anybody.

1708
00:50:04,740 --> 00:50:06,060
Didn't you burn, almost burn,

1709
00:50:06,060 --> 00:50:09,060
what'd you burn, like, you try to make something

1710
00:50:09,060 --> 00:50:10,780
and you almost burn down the house?

1711
00:50:10,780 --> 00:50:12,300
Yeah, I can't remember what.

1712
00:50:12,300 --> 00:50:15,220
It was a, fuck, what was it, dude?

1713
00:50:15,220 --> 00:50:17,220
It was like something I baked in the oven.

1714
00:50:17,220 --> 00:50:18,340
Like something real simple.

1715
00:50:18,340 --> 00:50:19,860
It was like not a casserole,

1716
00:50:19,860 --> 00:50:21,420
but something casserole adjacent.

1717
00:50:21,420 --> 00:50:22,260
Yeah.

1718
00:50:22,260 --> 00:50:23,100
And you just put it in the oven,

1719
00:50:23,100 --> 00:50:25,140
and I had to go somewhere,

1720
00:50:25,140 --> 00:50:27,620
and it was like cook at this temperature for 40 minutes.

1721
00:50:27,620 --> 00:50:29,900
So I was like, if I cook it at double the temperature

1722
00:50:29,900 --> 00:50:33,220
and half the time, it would be the same.

1723
00:50:33,220 --> 00:50:34,060
Jesus.

1724
00:50:34,060 --> 00:50:35,380
That's not how it works, no.

1725
00:50:35,380 --> 00:50:36,220
No.

1726
00:50:36,220 --> 00:50:38,100
You can't rush the process, man.

1727
00:50:38,100 --> 00:50:38,940
It's like art, man.

1728
00:50:38,940 --> 00:50:40,020
It takes time.

1729
00:50:40,020 --> 00:50:40,860
It is art.

1730
00:50:40,860 --> 00:50:41,780
It takes time.

1731
00:50:41,780 --> 00:50:42,780
Culinary arts.

1732
00:50:42,780 --> 00:50:44,060
Exactly.

1733
00:50:44,060 --> 00:50:45,300
I would love to be able to cook.

1734
00:50:45,300 --> 00:50:47,580
I'm just not, I can't multitask.

1735
00:50:48,940 --> 00:50:50,340
You don't have to really multitask.

1736
00:50:50,340 --> 00:50:51,980
And I'm just gonna eat the ingredients.

1737
00:50:51,980 --> 00:50:53,220
You cook one at a time.

1738
00:50:53,220 --> 00:50:54,620
That's what I do sometimes.

1739
00:50:55,540 --> 00:50:56,500
Cook one thing at a time.

1740
00:50:56,500 --> 00:50:58,580
I mean, if you want to, you don't have to.

1741
00:50:58,580 --> 00:51:00,500
You gotta cook things in a certain order

1742
00:51:00,500 --> 00:51:01,620
if you want it to be good, though.

1743
00:51:01,620 --> 00:51:02,900
I could cook them all at the same,

1744
00:51:02,900 --> 00:51:06,060
but I'm just saying, I mean, to make it easier sometimes.

1745
00:51:07,220 --> 00:51:08,060
Yeah.

1746
00:51:08,940 --> 00:51:10,380
We should make ice cream.

1747
00:51:10,380 --> 00:51:11,300
Ooh.

1748
00:51:11,300 --> 00:51:13,580
Dude, my grandma used to make homemade ice cream.

1749
00:51:13,580 --> 00:51:15,740
It's still the best ice cream I've ever had.

1750
00:51:15,740 --> 00:51:17,380
It was like in that old school,

1751
00:51:17,380 --> 00:51:20,300
this thing was probably from the 40s,

1752
00:51:20,300 --> 00:51:23,860
and it's just a Tupperware container or something.

1753
00:51:23,860 --> 00:51:25,380
It's like a little machine.

1754
00:51:25,380 --> 00:51:26,220
You put ice around it,

1755
00:51:26,220 --> 00:51:27,900
and you make the ice cream in the middle, dude.

1756
00:51:27,900 --> 00:51:29,860
No ice cream tastes like that, too.

1757
00:51:29,860 --> 00:51:33,140
Only homemade ice cream that's a certain way it tastes

1758
00:51:33,140 --> 00:51:35,780
that no restaurant can duplicate.

1759
00:51:35,780 --> 00:51:37,100
Was it one of these? Yep, exactly.

1760
00:51:37,100 --> 00:51:37,940
Right here?

1761
00:51:39,140 --> 00:51:40,980
Or was it like right here? Go down,

1762
00:51:40,980 --> 00:51:42,260
directly below that one.

1763
00:51:42,260 --> 00:51:43,300
Oh, okay, hold on.

1764
00:51:43,300 --> 00:51:44,780
Right here? Yep.

1765
00:51:44,780 --> 00:51:45,620
Like that.

1766
00:51:45,620 --> 00:51:46,780
Oh man, yeah, that looks good.

1767
00:51:46,780 --> 00:51:48,060
I've seen some shit like this.

1768
00:51:48,060 --> 00:51:48,940
Yeah, dude.

1769
00:51:48,940 --> 00:51:50,940
That shit makes the best ice cream, man.

1770
00:51:51,820 --> 00:51:54,060
We're gonna have to do that one day, make a milkshake.

1771
00:51:54,060 --> 00:51:56,500
That'd be great to have on the set.

1772
00:51:56,500 --> 00:51:58,700
Just be churning ice cream during the episode.

1773
00:51:58,700 --> 00:51:59,940
Can't hear anything.

1774
00:52:01,380 --> 00:52:02,900
That'd be a drink, I'm true.

1775
00:52:04,380 --> 00:52:06,100
Ice cream whenever you want, man.

1776
00:52:06,100 --> 00:52:07,420
He's 100% serious.

1777
00:52:07,420 --> 00:52:09,060
Dude, a soft serve machine?

1778
00:52:09,060 --> 00:52:11,860
Once we get some for real money, bro,

1779
00:52:11,860 --> 00:52:14,300
gotta have a soft serve machine in the studio.

1780
00:52:14,300 --> 00:52:15,140
Hell yeah.

1781
00:52:15,140 --> 00:52:15,980
You guys can hang out.

1782
00:52:15,980 --> 00:52:17,060
Like at a buffet?

1783
00:52:17,060 --> 00:52:18,660
We can have a strawberry one.

1784
00:52:18,660 --> 00:52:19,580
Yeah.

1785
00:52:19,580 --> 00:52:20,820
I fuck with strawberry.

1786
00:52:20,820 --> 00:52:22,540
I liked that he was talking about strawberry.

1787
00:52:22,540 --> 00:52:23,380
I love strawberry.

1788
00:52:23,380 --> 00:52:25,460
We gotta get the big three,

1789
00:52:25,460 --> 00:52:27,300
then we can get pistachio maybe.

1790
00:52:27,300 --> 00:52:28,580
Oh yeah, pistachio.

1791
00:52:28,580 --> 00:52:29,660
You said the big three, what,

1792
00:52:29,660 --> 00:52:31,700
chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla?

1793
00:52:31,700 --> 00:52:32,740
Okay, of course.

1794
00:52:32,740 --> 00:52:34,220
I feel like that's the big three.

1795
00:52:34,220 --> 00:52:35,540
Yeah, that has to be.

1796
00:52:35,540 --> 00:52:37,060
Because you got the Napoleon ice cream,

1797
00:52:37,060 --> 00:52:38,420
if I'm saying it right.

1798
00:52:38,420 --> 00:52:39,260
Neapolitan.

1799
00:52:39,260 --> 00:52:40,080
Neapolitan.

1800
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:40,920
Close enough, Napoleon.

1801
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:41,760
We learn every day.

1802
00:52:42,980 --> 00:52:43,820
Hell yeah, man.

1803
00:52:43,820 --> 00:52:44,660
Every day.

1804
00:52:44,660 --> 00:52:45,500
Every day.

1805
00:52:45,500 --> 00:52:47,540
I love it, I love you, bruh.

1806
00:52:47,540 --> 00:52:48,540
Yeah, I love you too, man.

1807
00:52:48,540 --> 00:52:49,540
Oh my God.

1808
00:52:49,540 --> 00:52:52,380
Oh my God.

1809
00:52:52,380 --> 00:52:53,900
Oh my God.

1810
00:52:53,900 --> 00:52:55,140
Yeah, I just love ice cream.

1811
00:52:55,140 --> 00:52:57,380
Like when we started talking about this,

1812
00:52:57,380 --> 00:52:58,740
I got happy, man.

1813
00:52:58,740 --> 00:53:01,180
Like for example, Ben and Jerry's, man.

1814
00:53:01,180 --> 00:53:02,420
My favorite of all time.

1815
00:53:02,420 --> 00:53:03,420
Man, they're very supportive.

1816
00:53:03,420 --> 00:53:06,180
Like I saw recently, Ben and Jerry's had a,

1817
00:53:06,180 --> 00:53:07,020
on their Instagram,

1818
00:53:07,020 --> 00:53:08,300
because I followed them on Instagram,

1819
00:53:08,300 --> 00:53:10,620
I saw they had a petition to sign up

1820
00:53:10,620 --> 00:53:11,460
where they'd be like,

1821
00:53:11,460 --> 00:53:13,380
you should be able to eat ice cream and smoke weed.

1822
00:53:13,380 --> 00:53:15,300
Sign it right now, we're gonna send this.

1823
00:53:15,300 --> 00:53:16,740
It's all like, respect.

1824
00:53:16,740 --> 00:53:17,580
Yeah.

1825
00:53:17,580 --> 00:53:18,420
That's sign that, because you know,

1826
00:53:18,420 --> 00:53:19,260
ice cream's awesome, man.

1827
00:53:19,260 --> 00:53:20,100
Mm-hmm.

1828
00:53:20,100 --> 00:53:20,940
Yeah.

1829
00:53:20,940 --> 00:53:22,900
I mean, that's a very sweet sentiment.

1830
00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:24,820
If they weren't owned by pedophiles, they'd be awesome.

1831
00:53:24,820 --> 00:53:25,860
They're owned by pedophiles?

1832
00:53:25,860 --> 00:53:26,700
I didn't know that.

1833
00:53:26,700 --> 00:53:28,540
I don't know, but the out of this world is really good.

1834
00:53:28,540 --> 00:53:29,380
What the fuck is wrong with you?

1835
00:53:29,380 --> 00:53:30,220
You just claiming everybody.

1836
00:53:30,220 --> 00:53:31,060
You just can't.

1837
00:53:31,060 --> 00:53:32,260
Everybody's a pedophile.

1838
00:53:32,260 --> 00:53:33,780
Yeah, dude, I'm based.

1839
00:53:33,780 --> 00:53:34,620
That's what we do.

1840
00:53:34,620 --> 00:53:36,860
I wanna be on Ben and Jerry's good side, man.

1841
00:53:36,860 --> 00:53:37,700
Yeah.

1842
00:53:37,700 --> 00:53:39,340
They one day see this when they're old.

1843
00:53:39,340 --> 00:53:41,660
He's going to fight a Jewish conglomerate.

1844
00:53:41,660 --> 00:53:44,140
Now, Dom doesn't like it.

1845
00:53:45,180 --> 00:53:46,940
I think, what's the other one?

1846
00:53:48,220 --> 00:53:49,060
Give me an A.

1847
00:53:49,060 --> 00:53:49,900
Haagen-Dazs.

1848
00:53:49,900 --> 00:53:50,740
Haagen-Dazs is great.

1849
00:53:50,740 --> 00:53:51,580
I knew that was it.

1850
00:53:51,580 --> 00:53:53,420
That's a little on the nose.

1851
00:53:53,420 --> 00:53:54,260
Haagen-Dazs, yeah.

1852
00:53:54,260 --> 00:53:56,300
Yep, where's that from?

1853
00:53:56,300 --> 00:53:57,140
Let's see.

1854
00:53:57,140 --> 00:53:58,980
I think it's German, man.

1855
00:53:58,980 --> 00:53:59,820
You think so?

1856
00:53:59,820 --> 00:54:00,640
I don't know him.

1857
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:01,820
It could be, but I don't wanna just,

1858
00:54:01,820 --> 00:54:02,660
I don't wanna say it.

1859
00:54:02,660 --> 00:54:03,900
Why don't you be like Dutch or some shit?

1860
00:54:03,900 --> 00:54:05,220
Yeah, that's cool.

1861
00:54:05,220 --> 00:54:06,060
Haagen-Dazs, ice cream.

1862
00:54:06,060 --> 00:54:07,060
One of those European countries.

1863
00:54:07,060 --> 00:54:09,060
Let's see, origin, where they're from?

1864
00:54:11,500 --> 00:54:14,100
There we go, origin country, original country.

1865
00:54:15,620 --> 00:54:16,860
Damn, it's from the Bronx.

1866
00:54:16,860 --> 00:54:17,700
Mm.

1867
00:54:17,700 --> 00:54:18,540
Oh, shit.

1868
00:54:18,540 --> 00:54:20,700
What the fuck?

1869
00:54:20,700 --> 00:54:22,420
Damn, that's not what I was expecting.

1870
00:54:22,420 --> 00:54:23,660
Oh, it's Danish sound.

1871
00:54:23,660 --> 00:54:24,500
Oh, wait, no.

1872
00:54:24,500 --> 00:54:25,340
Danish?

1873
00:54:25,340 --> 00:54:26,160
No, no, let me read this.

1874
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:27,000
I'm giving you guys.

1875
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:31,420
Haagen-Dazs was created in 1961 by Ruben and Ross Matus

1876
00:54:31,420 --> 00:54:33,260
in the Bronx, New York.

1877
00:54:33,260 --> 00:54:36,100
They opened their first, excuse me.

1878
00:54:36,100 --> 00:54:36,940
Let's go.

1879
00:54:36,940 --> 00:54:40,740
Opened their first store November 15th, 1976 in Brooklyn.

1880
00:54:40,740 --> 00:54:43,660
The Haagen-Dazs name was invented by Matus

1881
00:54:43,660 --> 00:54:46,020
since it was Danish sounding.

1882
00:54:46,020 --> 00:54:49,580
He used it as a tribute to Denmark's good treatment

1883
00:54:49,580 --> 00:54:51,220
of Jews during World War II.

1884
00:54:51,220 --> 00:54:52,060
They're Jews.

1885
00:54:53,380 --> 00:54:54,620
They're all Jews, man.

1886
00:54:54,620 --> 00:54:56,260
Well, they make a good product.

1887
00:54:56,260 --> 00:54:57,940
We're not racist around here.

1888
00:54:57,940 --> 00:54:59,300
No, we're not.

1889
00:54:59,300 --> 00:55:01,300
Yeah, after your electroshock therapy,

1890
00:55:01,300 --> 00:55:03,220
you switched your fucking tune.

1891
00:55:03,220 --> 00:55:04,060
Change, man.

1892
00:55:04,060 --> 00:55:04,900
I've changed my ways.

1893
00:55:04,900 --> 00:55:05,720
Hell yeah, man.

1894
00:55:05,720 --> 00:55:06,620
We like everybody here.

1895
00:55:06,620 --> 00:55:07,940
Yes, we always have.

1896
00:55:07,940 --> 00:55:09,420
I love everybody, man.

1897
00:55:09,420 --> 00:55:10,260
Everybody?

1898
00:55:10,260 --> 00:55:11,540
Everybody.

1899
00:55:11,540 --> 00:55:12,380
Go ahead.

1900
00:55:12,380 --> 00:55:13,220
What?

1901
00:55:13,220 --> 00:55:14,660
Give them people.

1902
00:55:14,660 --> 00:55:15,500
Huh?

1903
00:55:15,500 --> 00:55:16,340
All right.

1904
00:55:17,860 --> 00:55:19,060
Pacific Islanders?

1905
00:55:19,060 --> 00:55:19,900
Of course.

1906
00:55:19,900 --> 00:55:21,060
Murderers?

1907
00:55:21,060 --> 00:55:21,880
Murderers?

1908
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:23,460
Depends what type.

1909
00:55:23,460 --> 00:55:24,900
What kind are acceptable?

1910
00:55:25,860 --> 00:55:26,860
White murderers?

1911
00:55:26,860 --> 00:55:28,400
No, wait, no.

1912
00:55:30,700 --> 00:55:31,740
Damn, I don't know, man.

1913
00:55:31,740 --> 00:55:33,180
I mean, I guess self-defense.

1914
00:55:33,180 --> 00:55:34,260
Well, that's not murder.

1915
00:55:34,260 --> 00:55:35,100
That's not murder?

1916
00:55:35,100 --> 00:55:35,920
No, that's not murder.

1917
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:38,540
Debate? No, no debate, no.

1918
00:55:38,540 --> 00:55:41,180
So what type of murder are we talking about now?

1919
00:55:41,180 --> 00:55:42,140
Murder?

1920
00:55:42,140 --> 00:55:43,460
Like general?

1921
00:55:43,460 --> 00:55:44,300
Boilerplate murder.

1922
00:55:44,300 --> 00:55:45,660
Boilerplate murder?

1923
00:55:45,660 --> 00:55:46,500
He wasn't trying to fight for his life or nothing?

1924
00:55:46,500 --> 00:55:47,340
Like he just like one day was like,

1925
00:55:47,340 --> 00:55:49,860
I just want to get rid of this dude.

1926
00:55:49,860 --> 00:55:52,500
We don't know a person's, you know, while they're doing it.

1927
00:55:52,500 --> 00:55:53,780
There's two sides to every story.

1928
00:55:53,780 --> 00:55:56,540
Yeah, but he was a murderer,

1929
00:55:56,540 --> 00:55:58,780
or this person was a murderer, so.

1930
00:55:58,780 --> 00:56:01,420
Like Kane, the original murderer.

1931
00:56:01,420 --> 00:56:02,260
Now, you know what?

1932
00:56:02,260 --> 00:56:03,080
I'll just be safe.

1933
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:04,000
I'll stay away from murders.

1934
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:04,840
No murders?

1935
00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:05,680
No, no.

1936
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:07,380
Okay, so that's people we don't support.

1937
00:56:07,380 --> 00:56:08,220
No, no.

1938
00:56:08,220 --> 00:56:09,300
Native Americans?

1939
00:56:09,300 --> 00:56:10,260
Of course, man.

1940
00:56:10,260 --> 00:56:11,900
Hell yeah.

1941
00:56:11,900 --> 00:56:13,380
Dude, definitely.

1942
00:56:13,380 --> 00:56:14,340
Yes.

1943
00:56:14,340 --> 00:56:16,140
We wouldn't have rain without him.

1944
00:56:20,140 --> 00:56:20,980
I...

1945
00:56:20,980 --> 00:56:21,800
I...

1946
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:22,640
I...

1947
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:23,480
I...

1948
00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:24,300
I...

1949
00:56:24,300 --> 00:56:25,140
I...

1950
00:56:25,140 --> 00:56:25,980
I...

1951
00:56:25,980 --> 00:56:26,800
I...

1952
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:27,640
I...

1953
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:28,480
I...

1954
00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:29,300
Where's that?

1955
00:56:29,300 --> 00:56:30,140
The rain dance.

1956
00:56:30,140 --> 00:56:30,980
Oh, okay.

1957
00:56:30,980 --> 00:56:31,820
Oh my God.

1958
00:56:31,820 --> 00:56:32,640
That look.

1959
00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:35,460
Rain dance, all right.

1960
00:56:35,460 --> 00:56:36,380
Yeah.

1961
00:56:36,380 --> 00:56:37,380
All right.

1962
00:56:37,380 --> 00:56:38,740
What else we got?

1963
00:56:38,740 --> 00:56:39,580
Filipinos.

1964
00:56:39,580 --> 00:56:40,500
Yeah, man.

1965
00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:41,340
Awesome.

1966
00:56:41,340 --> 00:56:42,160
Mm-hmm.

1967
00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:43,300
Awesome.

1968
00:56:43,300 --> 00:56:46,300
Um, the moan people.

1969
00:56:46,300 --> 00:56:47,140
You're great.

1970
00:56:48,820 --> 00:56:50,780
People who chew with their mouth open.

1971
00:56:51,740 --> 00:56:53,340
All right, all right.

1972
00:56:53,340 --> 00:56:54,500
Okay.

1973
00:56:54,500 --> 00:56:55,820
The cool cut's horrible, man.

1974
00:56:55,820 --> 00:56:56,660
Get them out of here, man.

1975
00:56:56,660 --> 00:56:57,480
Whoa.

1976
00:56:57,480 --> 00:56:58,320
Fuck this.

1977
00:56:58,320 --> 00:56:59,160
Whoa.

1978
00:56:59,160 --> 00:56:59,980
They don't know all of them are bad.

1979
00:56:59,980 --> 00:57:01,620
No, man, no, I'm good.

1980
00:57:01,620 --> 00:57:03,860
Fuck them, next.

1981
00:57:03,860 --> 00:57:05,300
Fuck them, man, next.

1982
00:57:05,300 --> 00:57:08,180
Hey, man, some of those people just got,

1983
00:57:08,180 --> 00:57:10,220
were in the wrong place at the wrong time.

1984
00:57:10,220 --> 00:57:12,020
Born in the wrong family.

1985
00:57:12,020 --> 00:57:13,420
So you're gonna push all of them to the side

1986
00:57:13,420 --> 00:57:14,940
because they were born in the wrong family.

1987
00:57:14,940 --> 00:57:16,220
Are they still there?

1988
00:57:16,220 --> 00:57:17,180
They staying there?

1989
00:57:17,180 --> 00:57:18,500
What if they're three years old?

1990
00:57:18,500 --> 00:57:19,340
Yeah, dude.

1991
00:57:19,340 --> 00:57:20,180
I mean, are they gonna get out of here?

1992
00:57:20,180 --> 00:57:21,020
We support them.

1993
00:57:21,020 --> 00:57:21,860
They're three years old.

1994
00:57:21,860 --> 00:57:23,460
The first word was the N word.

1995
00:57:23,460 --> 00:57:24,300
Are they gonna get out of what?

1996
00:57:24,300 --> 00:57:28,020
Are they gonna get out of this triple K world?

1997
00:57:28,020 --> 00:57:30,540
I mean, if they can, dude.

1998
00:57:30,540 --> 00:57:31,700
They might be trapped.

1999
00:57:31,700 --> 00:57:34,340
So, wait, how are you trapped?

2000
00:57:34,340 --> 00:57:35,180
What happens?

2001
00:57:35,180 --> 00:57:36,220
Because what about if you were-

2002
00:57:36,220 --> 00:57:38,020
I mean, you can't see through those things.

2003
00:57:38,020 --> 00:57:38,900
You can't.

2004
00:57:38,900 --> 00:57:39,740
Dude, just take off the mask.

2005
00:57:39,740 --> 00:57:41,100
So you don't even know who you're really hating.

2006
00:57:41,100 --> 00:57:42,340
Take it off.

2007
00:57:42,340 --> 00:57:43,180
What is this, Clayton Biggs?

2008
00:57:43,180 --> 00:57:44,020
We take it off.

2009
00:57:44,020 --> 00:57:44,940
Yeah.

2010
00:57:44,940 --> 00:57:45,780
Take it off.

2011
00:57:45,780 --> 00:57:46,740
But what if they're like 14?

2012
00:57:46,740 --> 00:57:47,580
They can't go anywhere

2013
00:57:47,580 --> 00:57:49,420
because they're living with their mom, mom and dad

2014
00:57:49,420 --> 00:57:52,100
and they're just going through the phase right now.

2015
00:57:52,100 --> 00:57:55,700
We still support them until they become full adults

2016
00:57:55,700 --> 00:57:57,020
and go into it.

2017
00:57:57,020 --> 00:57:58,300
No, you gotta run out of it, man.

2018
00:57:58,300 --> 00:57:59,140
You gotta get out.

2019
00:57:59,140 --> 00:57:59,960
So we don't support them.

2020
00:57:59,960 --> 00:58:00,800
No, man, no.

2021
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:01,640
Even the kids.

2022
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:02,460
Nobody.

2023
00:58:02,460 --> 00:58:03,300
Okay.

2024
00:58:03,300 --> 00:58:04,140
What about Republicans?

2025
00:58:04,140 --> 00:58:04,980
There we go.

2026
00:58:04,980 --> 00:58:07,300
Republicans, dude, that's their opinion, man.

2027
00:58:07,300 --> 00:58:08,220
That's their opinion. Democrats?

2028
00:58:08,220 --> 00:58:09,060
Democrats.

2029
00:58:09,060 --> 00:58:13,380
I don't, because me, I don't know much.

2030
00:58:13,380 --> 00:58:14,780
I don't study.

2031
00:58:14,780 --> 00:58:17,420
I don't study politics.

2032
00:58:17,420 --> 00:58:19,420
No, the Democrats is a different story.

2033
00:58:19,420 --> 00:58:21,260
I don't study politics.

2034
00:58:21,260 --> 00:58:22,180
I don't know, man.

2035
00:58:22,180 --> 00:58:26,220
I mean, I guess, I mean, was Barack Obama a Democrat?

2036
00:58:26,220 --> 00:58:27,060
Yes.

2037
00:58:27,060 --> 00:58:27,900
Hell yeah.

2038
00:58:27,900 --> 00:58:28,740
Okay.

2039
00:58:28,740 --> 00:58:29,560
There we go.

2040
00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:32,180
So we support Republicans and Democrats.

2041
00:58:34,180 --> 00:58:37,380
Dude, I don't know.

2042
00:58:37,380 --> 00:58:38,220
They're just people, Brandon.

2043
00:58:38,220 --> 00:58:39,540
You know what, dude, I say it, dude,

2044
00:58:39,540 --> 00:58:41,140
my thing is whatever you wanna do, man.

2045
00:58:41,140 --> 00:58:41,980
Yeah, right?

2046
00:58:41,980 --> 00:58:42,800
Yeah, that's what I say.

2047
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:43,640
Hell yeah.

2048
00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:44,480
I'm just confirming it.

2049
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:45,300
Oh yeah, I confirm that, whatever you wanna do, man.

2050
00:58:45,300 --> 00:58:46,140
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2051
00:58:46,140 --> 00:58:47,340
Yeah, this is America, man, pick what you want.

2052
00:58:47,340 --> 00:58:48,180
Hell yeah, goddamn right.

2053
00:58:48,180 --> 00:58:49,260
You gotta know what you're doing with that shit.

2054
00:58:49,260 --> 00:58:50,100
You goddamn right.

2055
00:58:50,100 --> 00:58:50,940
It's your own opinion, man.

2056
00:58:50,940 --> 00:58:52,180
You wanna pick some crazy?

2057
00:58:52,180 --> 00:58:53,660
Pick some crazy, man.

2058
00:58:53,660 --> 00:58:55,300
Eugenicists.

2059
00:58:55,300 --> 00:58:56,140
Huh?

2060
00:58:56,140 --> 00:58:56,980
Eugenicists.

2061
00:58:56,980 --> 00:58:57,820
What's that?

2062
00:58:57,820 --> 00:58:59,620
They just don't have favorable opinions

2063
00:58:59,620 --> 00:59:02,260
on people with undesirable traits.

2064
00:59:02,260 --> 00:59:07,260
They kill people who are disabled, handicapped.

2065
00:59:07,260 --> 00:59:11,460
No, no, I don't support that.

2066
00:59:11,460 --> 00:59:12,780
I'm gonna risk my damn self.

2067
00:59:12,780 --> 00:59:13,620
No, man.

2068
00:59:13,620 --> 00:59:14,460
Yeah.

2069
00:59:14,460 --> 00:59:18,700
I'm good, I'm good.

2070
00:59:18,700 --> 00:59:20,860
I'm good.

2071
00:59:20,860 --> 00:59:23,700
I'm good, man.

2072
00:59:23,700 --> 00:59:25,020
Holy shit.

2073
00:59:25,020 --> 00:59:26,380
Fair, fair.

2074
00:59:26,380 --> 00:59:27,500
No, my God.

2075
00:59:27,500 --> 00:59:28,460
Gotta be safe, man.

2076
00:59:28,460 --> 00:59:29,300
But we love everybody.

2077
00:59:29,300 --> 00:59:30,140
Yeah, we love everybody.

2078
00:59:30,140 --> 00:59:31,580
As long as they're nice, peaceful.

2079
00:59:31,580 --> 00:59:33,140
Yeah, as long as you're good, you mean well,

2080
00:59:33,140 --> 00:59:34,540
you're not harming people, fuck it.

2081
00:59:34,540 --> 00:59:35,940
Yeah, fuck it.

2082
00:59:35,940 --> 00:59:36,780
Just live.

2083
00:59:36,780 --> 00:59:37,620
Cheers.

2084
00:59:38,620 --> 00:59:39,460
That's empty.

2085
00:59:40,660 --> 00:59:41,820
Cheers, man.

2086
00:59:41,820 --> 00:59:43,660
Let's get a little drink, everybody.

2087
00:59:45,860 --> 00:59:46,700
Drink it up.

2088
00:59:46,700 --> 00:59:48,700
Ah, were you feeling parched?

2089
00:59:48,700 --> 00:59:49,740
Yes, I was, man.

2090
00:59:49,740 --> 00:59:51,100
The wets were getting dry.

2091
00:59:52,300 --> 00:59:54,100
Yeah, I can see it from here.

2092
00:59:54,100 --> 00:59:54,940
Yeah, man.

2093
00:59:54,940 --> 00:59:55,780
I'm sorry, Brandon.

2094
00:59:55,780 --> 00:59:56,620
Thank you.

2095
00:59:56,620 --> 00:59:58,220
That was me, that's on me, man.

2096
00:59:58,220 --> 01:00:00,060
I gotta ask you, Liv, man, I can't control that.

2097
01:00:00,060 --> 01:00:01,420
Actually, yes the fuck I can.

2098
01:00:01,420 --> 01:00:03,620
What I'm trying to say is, what is it?

2099
01:00:03,620 --> 01:00:05,700
It happens, and it happened today.

2100
01:00:05,700 --> 01:00:07,580
It's nobody else's fault, my own.

2101
01:00:07,580 --> 01:00:08,860
It's my own fault.

2102
01:00:08,860 --> 01:00:09,700
What happened?

2103
01:00:09,700 --> 01:00:11,540
Forgot my Carmex, man.

2104
01:00:11,540 --> 01:00:12,380
Forgot my Carmex.

2105
01:00:12,380 --> 01:00:17,380
Did your shit start flaking off in the winter, real hard?

2106
01:00:17,420 --> 01:00:19,420
Sometimes in the winter, yeah, it can't happen.

2107
01:00:19,420 --> 01:00:21,740
And then what I also hate is, sometimes when I use

2108
01:00:21,740 --> 01:00:24,820
the Carmex, it'll start drying up,

2109
01:00:24,820 --> 01:00:26,380
and I'm like, what the fuck?

2110
01:00:26,380 --> 01:00:28,860
Now the Carmex looks like it, and then when you pull

2111
01:00:28,860 --> 01:00:30,140
the flakes, it's just Carmex.

2112
01:00:30,140 --> 01:00:32,460
And you're like, this is weird, strange.

2113
01:00:32,460 --> 01:00:36,260
This is very strange, and not normal.

2114
01:00:36,260 --> 01:00:37,340
Like, does that happen to y'all?

2115
01:00:37,340 --> 01:00:39,340
No, I don't have any lips.

2116
01:00:39,340 --> 01:00:40,180
I don't have any lips.

2117
01:00:40,180 --> 01:00:42,980
You don't have much lips, it's very small for you?

2118
01:00:42,980 --> 01:00:43,820
Okay, so that's good.

2119
01:00:43,820 --> 01:00:45,220
They're always kind of moisturized.

2120
01:00:45,220 --> 01:00:46,060
Moisturized, okay.

2121
01:00:46,060 --> 01:00:47,340
Because they go into my mouth.

2122
01:00:47,340 --> 01:00:49,300
Also, since they're here, because you're talking,

2123
01:00:49,300 --> 01:00:50,980
sometimes that saliva comes out there.

2124
01:00:50,980 --> 01:00:52,540
Okay, you don't have to lick your lips.

2125
01:00:52,540 --> 01:00:53,380
I lick them.

2126
01:00:54,380 --> 01:00:55,220
I like to lick.

2127
01:00:57,260 --> 01:00:59,620
Damn, man, so you miss those days when people

2128
01:00:59,620 --> 01:01:01,460
were licking the mail and shipping them off, huh?

2129
01:01:01,460 --> 01:01:02,500
Yeah.

2130
01:01:02,500 --> 01:01:03,500
You can still do that.

2131
01:01:03,500 --> 01:01:04,820
I mean, you can, but it's just.

2132
01:01:04,820 --> 01:01:06,100
It's frowned upon.

2133
01:01:06,100 --> 01:01:06,940
It is?

2134
01:01:06,940 --> 01:01:07,780
Yeah.

2135
01:01:07,780 --> 01:01:09,580
I don't like, you know what I don't like, bro?

2136
01:01:09,580 --> 01:01:12,540
People have a book or any sort of paper,

2137
01:01:12,540 --> 01:01:15,300
and they lick their finger to be able to get the pages.

2138
01:01:15,300 --> 01:01:16,580
Sometimes you have to.

2139
01:01:16,580 --> 01:01:17,420
You don't have to.

2140
01:01:17,420 --> 01:01:19,340
If your fingers aren't fat as fuck,

2141
01:01:19,340 --> 01:01:20,820
you can pretty much get the pages.

2142
01:01:20,820 --> 01:01:22,940
I have petite fingers.

2143
01:01:22,940 --> 01:01:24,100
Those are not petite, dude.

2144
01:01:24,100 --> 01:01:25,460
These are petite.

2145
01:01:25,460 --> 01:01:27,020
I don't know what this is.

2146
01:01:27,020 --> 01:01:28,700
So you're telling me you never had to lick

2147
01:01:28,700 --> 01:01:30,820
your fucking finger to get up past the page in a book?

2148
01:01:30,820 --> 01:01:33,060
No, bro, I'm not 75 years old.

2149
01:01:33,060 --> 01:01:33,900
Nah, I haven't.

2150
01:01:33,900 --> 01:01:34,740
I've had to.

2151
01:01:34,740 --> 01:01:36,220
You guys haven't?

2152
01:01:36,220 --> 01:01:37,540
First of all, Dom.

2153
01:01:37,540 --> 01:01:38,380
Jack said he has.

2154
01:01:38,380 --> 01:01:39,660
Reading a book.

2155
01:01:39,660 --> 01:01:41,740
Not very believable to begin with.

2156
01:01:41,740 --> 01:01:44,220
It's a picture of menu.

2157
01:01:44,220 --> 01:01:46,060
Oh, shit, a menu, yeah.

2158
01:01:46,060 --> 01:01:46,900
First of all.

2159
01:01:46,900 --> 01:01:49,700
Where Dom goes, they have laminated menus.

2160
01:01:49,700 --> 01:01:50,940
That's not an issue.

2161
01:01:51,940 --> 01:01:53,100
First of all, I read.

2162
01:01:54,620 --> 01:01:55,460
And.

2163
01:01:55,460 --> 01:01:56,300
Yeah.

2164
01:01:56,300 --> 01:01:57,620
Yeah.

2165
01:01:57,620 --> 01:01:59,860
What's the last thing you read?

2166
01:01:59,860 --> 01:02:01,180
Like a book.

2167
01:02:01,180 --> 01:02:02,540
Yeah, like a school book.

2168
01:02:04,140 --> 01:02:06,380
What was it, and when was it?

2169
01:02:06,380 --> 01:02:07,820
Leadership and Development.

2170
01:02:07,820 --> 01:02:08,660
When was it?

2171
01:02:08,660 --> 01:02:09,500
Last week.

2172
01:02:09,500 --> 01:02:10,340
You read that?

2173
01:02:10,340 --> 01:02:13,100
Yeah, well I had to read a chapter out of the book.

2174
01:02:13,100 --> 01:02:14,900
You read the chapter?

2175
01:02:14,900 --> 01:02:15,940
I was skimmed over.

2176
01:02:15,940 --> 01:02:16,780
Yeah, I've been to that too.

2177
01:02:16,780 --> 01:02:18,780
I got to the hot points, because I have to.

2178
01:02:18,780 --> 01:02:19,820
Who wrote the book?

2179
01:02:19,820 --> 01:02:22,020
Shit, fuck if I know.

2180
01:02:22,020 --> 01:02:25,140
I haven't read a real book like that though since.

2181
01:02:25,140 --> 01:02:26,700
I don't know why I want to say this.

2182
01:02:28,020 --> 01:02:29,460
Harry Potter 4.

2183
01:02:29,460 --> 01:02:30,300
Ooh.

2184
01:02:30,300 --> 01:02:31,380
Harry Potter 4?

2185
01:02:31,380 --> 01:02:32,220
See what year that came out.

2186
01:02:32,220 --> 01:02:33,940
But when was that?

2187
01:02:33,940 --> 01:02:35,500
When did you read it?

2188
01:02:35,500 --> 01:02:36,340
It was at.

2189
01:02:36,340 --> 01:02:37,180
Elementary school?

2190
01:02:37,180 --> 01:02:39,380
Yeah, it was for AR reading in eighth grade.

2191
01:02:42,140 --> 01:02:45,700
Reading a fourth grade level book in eighth grade, sick.

2192
01:02:45,700 --> 01:02:47,260
I don't know, what are you talking about?

2193
01:02:47,260 --> 01:02:49,180
That got the most points.

2194
01:02:49,180 --> 01:02:50,860
It was a Goblet of Fire.

2195
01:02:50,860 --> 01:02:52,980
You got like 32 points for the Goblet of Fire,

2196
01:02:52,980 --> 01:02:53,820
and you didn't have to read another book to hold.

2197
01:02:53,820 --> 01:02:55,740
Yeah, it took you six months to read it.

2198
01:02:55,740 --> 01:02:57,020
No, dude, it's a quarter.

2199
01:02:57,020 --> 01:02:58,260
You got to read it in the quarter.

2200
01:02:58,260 --> 01:03:00,100
I was done in the first two weeks of the quarter,

2201
01:03:00,100 --> 01:03:01,300
because it was a good book.

2202
01:03:02,820 --> 01:03:05,780
But I don't, nobody who's reading, I don't read fiction.

2203
01:03:05,780 --> 01:03:07,660
If I was going to read something, it would be,

2204
01:03:07,660 --> 01:03:09,100
oh, nah, I'm not going to read.

2205
01:03:09,100 --> 01:03:12,100
And it doesn't have to be fiction.

2206
01:03:14,100 --> 01:03:16,100
They make non-fiction books.

2207
01:03:16,100 --> 01:03:16,940
Yeah, but.

2208
01:03:17,940 --> 01:03:20,580
Respect, I was reading about Junie B. Jones.

2209
01:03:20,580 --> 01:03:22,780
Shout out Junie B. Jones, that shit was tight.

2210
01:03:22,780 --> 01:03:24,340
It was, and Captain Underpants.

2211
01:03:24,340 --> 01:03:25,740
I went to a Junie B. Jones book,

2212
01:03:25,740 --> 01:03:28,780
and I went to a Junie B. Jones play when I was like five.

2213
01:03:28,780 --> 01:03:29,620
They had a play?

2214
01:03:29,620 --> 01:03:30,460
I guess so, man.

2215
01:03:30,460 --> 01:03:31,740
Damn.

2216
01:03:31,740 --> 01:03:33,580
That's crazy, I never knew that.

2217
01:03:33,580 --> 01:03:34,580
I should have went.

2218
01:03:34,580 --> 01:03:35,780
It was at the VBC.

2219
01:03:35,780 --> 01:03:38,300
Oh, damn, man, that's a good place.

2220
01:03:38,300 --> 01:03:40,140
Used to work there.

2221
01:03:40,140 --> 01:03:41,940
Do some security workin'.

2222
01:03:41,940 --> 01:03:43,340
Hell yeah, good time.

2223
01:03:43,340 --> 01:03:44,580
No, it was rough.

2224
01:03:45,900 --> 01:03:46,940
I thought you said it was good.

2225
01:03:46,940 --> 01:03:49,580
Well, I mean, it was just a lot going on, man.

2226
01:03:49,580 --> 01:03:52,420
It was like crazy behind the crazy shit.

2227
01:03:52,420 --> 01:03:53,980
Like, I mean, just.

2228
01:03:53,980 --> 01:03:56,060
Yeah, to pick up people and throw them out and shit like that?

2229
01:03:56,060 --> 01:03:57,900
Oh, no, you can't touch, no, you can't touch.

2230
01:03:57,900 --> 01:03:58,740
You can't touch them?

2231
01:03:58,740 --> 01:04:00,540
No, man, no, you can't.

2232
01:04:00,540 --> 01:04:01,860
How the fuck can you be a security guard

2233
01:04:01,860 --> 01:04:02,700
and you can't touch nobody?

2234
01:04:02,700 --> 01:04:05,140
You can't, because if you do, you'll get in trouble.

2235
01:04:05,140 --> 01:04:07,220
What if they go through the male tech,

2236
01:04:07,220 --> 01:04:08,380
the male tech that goes off,

2237
01:04:08,380 --> 01:04:09,820
and they try to run through the building?

2238
01:04:09,820 --> 01:04:11,580
Then you gotta grab your walkie talkie

2239
01:04:11,580 --> 01:04:13,380
and just be like, hey, man, we need some help.

2240
01:04:13,380 --> 01:04:14,220
You fuckin' with me?

2241
01:04:14,220 --> 01:04:15,300
Yeah, I'm serious, because if you do,

2242
01:04:15,300 --> 01:04:16,460
you're getting, like, one dude,

2243
01:04:16,460 --> 01:04:19,820
this dude went up to the dude, like, hey, nigga.

2244
01:04:19,820 --> 01:04:20,980
And then they were like,

2245
01:04:20,980 --> 01:04:22,220
got mad at him for doing something,

2246
01:04:22,220 --> 01:04:24,260
you know what I mean? Exactly, they were like,

2247
01:04:24,260 --> 01:04:26,540
man, so what did he say to N-word?

2248
01:04:26,540 --> 01:04:28,220
Like, he was like, ah, nigga, this and stuff.

2249
01:04:28,220 --> 01:04:30,700
And he was like, they don't care, it's messed up.

2250
01:04:31,620 --> 01:04:33,660
It's rough, man, you can't.

2251
01:04:33,660 --> 01:04:36,100
Yeah, I mean, at most, the most thing you could probably do

2252
01:04:36,100 --> 01:04:38,420
is just break up a fight, that's it, at most.

2253
01:04:38,420 --> 01:04:39,460
And that's pushing it because, like.

2254
01:04:39,460 --> 01:04:42,460
But like, so, okay, so for the artist's safety,

2255
01:04:42,460 --> 01:04:44,700
like the security guards who are around the stage

2256
01:04:44,700 --> 01:04:46,060
or whatever and somebody tries to come up,

2257
01:04:46,060 --> 01:04:48,300
there's no way you can't push them back

2258
01:04:48,300 --> 01:04:50,900
and you can't, you gotta protect the artist.

2259
01:04:50,900 --> 01:04:53,540
No, they want you to do the walkie talkie.

2260
01:04:53,540 --> 01:04:55,740
What if somebody goes at them with a knife?

2261
01:04:55,740 --> 01:04:58,980
They're like, hey, we need medical help or 911

2262
01:04:58,980 --> 01:05:01,660
and stuff like that, which sucks because, I mean.

2263
01:05:01,660 --> 01:05:03,820
You could just call 911 without the walkie talkie.

2264
01:05:03,820 --> 01:05:06,740
I know, that's what I'm saying, like, I don't,

2265
01:05:06,740 --> 01:05:08,900
it's just weird, it's a weird, slippery.

2266
01:05:08,900 --> 01:05:10,540
Sounds like a pretty easy job, though.

2267
01:05:10,540 --> 01:05:14,100
Yeah, yeah, it's weird, shit going down.

2268
01:05:16,100 --> 01:05:18,060
It was messed up, I remember even Mike Epps

2269
01:05:18,060 --> 01:05:22,500
called us on that, he called us Wayne the Pooh, man.

2270
01:05:22,500 --> 01:05:23,340
What'd he call you on Wayne the Pooh?

2271
01:05:23,340 --> 01:05:26,620
So we had on like yellow polos and stuff

2272
01:05:26,620 --> 01:05:28,620
and then after that they changed the polos.

2273
01:05:28,620 --> 01:05:29,460
Ah!

2274
01:05:30,580 --> 01:05:33,700
Mike roasted us up, they changed the outfit.

2275
01:05:33,700 --> 01:05:34,540
Yeah, man.

2276
01:05:34,540 --> 01:05:36,540
Yeah, it was crazy.

2277
01:05:36,540 --> 01:05:37,380
It was crazy.

2278
01:05:37,380 --> 01:05:38,820
I love that, who was your favorite person you seen

2279
01:05:38,820 --> 01:05:40,220
while you were working there?

2280
01:05:41,300 --> 01:05:44,060
It had to be either Mike Epps or when I was on stage

2281
01:05:44,060 --> 01:05:46,580
with like, Lorvair Crosshair and Bruce Bruce.

2282
01:05:46,580 --> 01:05:47,580
Oh. They were really good.

2283
01:05:47,580 --> 01:05:49,500
And then there was a girl that was with him,

2284
01:05:49,500 --> 01:05:53,020
she was like really tall, forgot her name.

2285
01:05:53,020 --> 01:05:53,940
Leah Thomas?

2286
01:05:55,140 --> 01:05:58,620
Let me see, because she's like, I think she was on,

2287
01:05:58,620 --> 01:06:01,340
hold on, let me see, I think she was on Queens of Comedy,

2288
01:06:01,340 --> 01:06:03,140
let me see, Queens of Comedy.

2289
01:06:03,980 --> 01:06:06,380
Let's see which one was, she was her right here.

2290
01:06:07,380 --> 01:06:08,420
Oh, that's my boo.

2291
01:06:08,420 --> 01:06:09,240
Yeah, it was her.

2292
01:06:09,240 --> 01:06:10,500
God damn it, what's her name?

2293
01:06:10,500 --> 01:06:11,340
Aretha Franklin.

2294
01:06:11,340 --> 01:06:12,700
Shut the fuck up.

2295
01:06:12,700 --> 01:06:14,620
No, man, hold on.

2296
01:06:14,620 --> 01:06:15,740
Ah!

2297
01:06:15,740 --> 01:06:18,900
Dang it, I know, okay, let's see, Samore?

2298
01:06:18,900 --> 01:06:19,740
Samone.

2299
01:06:19,740 --> 01:06:20,580
Samore?

2300
01:06:20,580 --> 01:06:21,400
Samore.

2301
01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:22,240
Samore.

2302
01:06:22,240 --> 01:06:25,420
She's a, no, Samore.

2303
01:06:25,420 --> 01:06:26,260
Raven Samone.

2304
01:06:26,260 --> 01:06:27,980
Oh, man, it's funny.

2305
01:06:27,980 --> 01:06:28,820
Kiki Palmer.

2306
01:06:28,820 --> 01:06:29,660
Yeah, it was her.

2307
01:06:29,660 --> 01:06:31,420
Yeah, Samore, she's hilarious, dude.

2308
01:06:31,420 --> 01:06:32,380
She was very funny.

2309
01:06:32,380 --> 01:06:35,740
Yeah, she's fucking top tier right there.

2310
01:06:35,740 --> 01:06:37,140
You never seen her?

2311
01:06:37,140 --> 01:06:40,460
No, I'm not familiar with black female comedians, damn.

2312
01:06:40,460 --> 01:06:42,300
Besides Tammy and Miss Pat.

2313
01:06:42,300 --> 01:06:46,100
I think, yeah, I think, I'm trying to think

2314
01:06:46,100 --> 01:06:48,580
whose black female comics are female,

2315
01:06:48,580 --> 01:06:53,100
or white female comics are, who make me laugh the most.

2316
01:06:53,100 --> 01:06:54,740
And I think.

2317
01:06:54,740 --> 01:06:56,140
I like some British comics.

2318
01:06:56,140 --> 01:06:58,300
Wanda Sykes makes me laugh a lot.

2319
01:06:58,300 --> 01:06:59,140
Really?

2320
01:06:59,140 --> 01:06:59,980
Wanda Sykes, yeah.

2321
01:06:59,980 --> 01:07:00,940
And one of them.

2322
01:07:00,940 --> 01:07:02,580
She makes me laugh in roles.

2323
01:07:02,580 --> 01:07:04,900
Yeah, more in roles, more in roles.

2324
01:07:06,060 --> 01:07:09,020
I like Sarah MacMillan.

2325
01:07:09,020 --> 01:07:11,700
She's British, she's funny.

2326
01:07:11,700 --> 01:07:13,380
Is that the one with the big tits?

2327
01:07:13,380 --> 01:07:15,980
She's blonde, kind of heavy set.

2328
01:07:15,980 --> 01:07:16,820
Oh, no.

2329
01:07:16,820 --> 01:07:17,940
From what I remember.

2330
01:07:17,940 --> 01:07:18,780
Hell yeah.

2331
01:07:18,780 --> 01:07:19,620
She's funny.

2332
01:07:21,260 --> 01:07:22,780
I used to follow this girl on Twitter,

2333
01:07:22,780 --> 01:07:25,860
and her name was something like that.

2334
01:07:25,860 --> 01:07:27,780
But she looked too good to be a counter.

2335
01:07:27,780 --> 01:07:29,260
Yeah, her.

2336
01:07:29,260 --> 01:07:30,300
What's the name of her?

2337
01:07:30,300 --> 01:07:32,860
With the green in the background, yeah, her.

2338
01:07:32,860 --> 01:07:33,700
Millikan.

2339
01:07:33,700 --> 01:07:34,540
Oh, okay.

2340
01:07:34,540 --> 01:07:35,660
My bad, I got it wrong.

2341
01:07:35,660 --> 01:07:37,140
Oh, I love Christina.

2342
01:07:38,140 --> 01:07:38,980
Posinski.

2343
01:07:38,980 --> 01:07:39,820
Posinski, too.

2344
01:07:39,820 --> 01:07:41,380
That's my boo right there.

2345
01:07:41,380 --> 01:07:45,700
But when you got Simone, Dominique, god damn.

2346
01:07:47,220 --> 01:07:49,580
Like Monique used to be hilarious.

2347
01:07:49,580 --> 01:07:51,580
I don't know what she got going on now.

2348
01:07:51,580 --> 01:07:53,220
You don't fuck with Miss Pat, dude?

2349
01:07:53,220 --> 01:07:55,340
Oh, Miss Pat's hilarious, yeah, yeah, yeah.

2350
01:07:55,340 --> 01:07:56,420
Miss Pat was.

2351
01:07:56,420 --> 01:07:57,860
Miss Pat's newer for me, though.

2352
01:07:57,860 --> 01:08:01,020
Like I found out her through like Rogan and them.

2353
01:08:01,020 --> 01:08:01,860
Yeah.

2354
01:08:01,860 --> 01:08:06,020
Like, actually it was through your mom's house.

2355
01:08:06,020 --> 01:08:07,820
So I found out her through that.

2356
01:08:07,820 --> 01:08:10,020
Because she must have not been on like Common View

2357
01:08:10,020 --> 01:08:11,900
whenever I was growing up and shit.

2358
01:08:11,900 --> 01:08:16,900
And then, so I don't really associate her with that.

2359
01:08:17,380 --> 01:08:18,420
But she's a beast.

2360
01:08:20,100 --> 01:08:23,100
Oh, snap, dude, I almost forgot the other thing,

2361
01:08:23,100 --> 01:08:25,020
person that I saw that was a really cool band,

2362
01:08:25,020 --> 01:08:28,260
which you might know, I don't know if you know, Air Supply?

2363
01:08:28,260 --> 01:08:31,220
You never, like, they had a song on Deadpool.

2364
01:08:31,220 --> 01:08:33,220
Let me see if I can see the picture.

2365
01:08:33,220 --> 01:08:34,060
Hold on, the song.

2366
01:08:34,060 --> 01:08:34,900
Air Supply?

2367
01:08:34,900 --> 01:08:35,740
It's a band?

2368
01:08:35,740 --> 01:08:38,660
Wait, what are you talking about a band for?

2369
01:08:38,660 --> 01:08:41,100
Oh, because you guys, yeah, I forgot.

2370
01:08:41,100 --> 01:08:43,220
I almost did, it's a gig for them.

2371
01:08:43,220 --> 01:08:45,140
You guys never seen them?

2372
01:08:45,140 --> 01:08:45,980
No.

2373
01:08:45,980 --> 01:08:47,100
Man, what's All Outta Love?

2374
01:08:47,100 --> 01:08:49,020
That song, All Outta Love.

2375
01:08:49,020 --> 01:08:51,020
I'm So Lost Without You.

2376
01:08:51,020 --> 01:08:51,860
Yeah.

2377
01:08:51,860 --> 01:08:53,100
Oh, that's that shit.

2378
01:08:53,100 --> 01:08:54,340
I did not know that was Air Supply.

2379
01:08:54,340 --> 01:08:56,100
That was my toughest one, though, because dude,

2380
01:08:56,100 --> 01:08:57,860
that, like, you had to fight off the old ladies

2381
01:08:57,860 --> 01:08:59,700
and the old ladies would cuss you out.

2382
01:08:59,700 --> 01:09:00,780
We don't give a fuck.

2383
01:09:00,780 --> 01:09:02,500
And kept trying to like get past you.

2384
01:09:02,500 --> 01:09:04,140
And they would, man, they would say the worst.

2385
01:09:04,140 --> 01:09:06,380
They would say the worst shit to you, man.

2386
01:09:06,380 --> 01:09:09,500
They would call you a piece of shit and all that.

2387
01:09:09,500 --> 01:09:10,340
They dropped them in your face.

2388
01:09:10,340 --> 01:09:11,180
In your face.

2389
01:09:11,180 --> 01:09:12,940
Almost, not to me, thankfully, no.

2390
01:09:12,940 --> 01:09:14,060
It's just like what we're talking about

2391
01:09:14,060 --> 01:09:15,420
with the nursing homes.

2392
01:09:15,420 --> 01:09:16,740
The old people are horny.

2393
01:09:16,740 --> 01:09:17,820
Yeah, man.

2394
01:09:17,820 --> 01:09:18,660
Yeah, stay up.

2395
01:09:20,020 --> 01:09:23,420
What are we gonna do with all that excess elderly

2396
01:09:23,420 --> 01:09:24,820
horniness, bro?

2397
01:09:24,820 --> 01:09:25,660
Go to Florida and fuck.

2398
01:09:25,660 --> 01:09:26,500
We can't.

2399
01:09:26,500 --> 01:09:27,340
What?

2400
01:09:28,420 --> 01:09:30,540
That's what we're gonna do.

2401
01:09:30,540 --> 01:09:32,300
Oh, man, I'll be facing you with some scrubs.

2402
01:09:32,300 --> 01:09:33,140
Hey!

2403
01:09:34,900 --> 01:09:35,740
You talking about us fucking old people?

2404
01:09:35,740 --> 01:09:36,580
Are you talking about?

2405
01:09:36,580 --> 01:09:37,420
Because you guys are like,

2406
01:09:37,420 --> 01:09:39,020
well, there's nothing else we can do.

2407
01:09:39,020 --> 01:09:39,940
Go fuck, man.

2408
01:09:39,940 --> 01:09:41,260
I was like, what, damn?

2409
01:09:41,260 --> 01:09:42,100
I was talking about.

2410
01:09:42,100 --> 01:09:42,940
When you get old.

2411
01:09:42,940 --> 01:09:44,220
When you get old, you go to.

2412
01:09:44,220 --> 01:09:49,220
You want some goosey, bro?

2413
01:09:50,940 --> 01:09:51,780
Shout out.

2414
01:09:52,900 --> 01:09:53,740
Alex Z.

2415
01:09:55,540 --> 01:09:57,060
The pussy historian.

2416
01:09:59,060 --> 01:10:00,900
That was a category back in the day.

2417
01:10:01,860 --> 01:10:03,780
Well, I think that's it, guys.

2418
01:10:03,780 --> 01:10:05,020
That was a great episode.

2419
01:10:05,020 --> 01:10:06,540
That was great, I loved it, man.

2420
01:10:06,540 --> 01:10:08,100
That was funny.

2421
01:10:08,100 --> 01:10:09,820
My bad sweating, I say, you know it's good.

2422
01:10:09,820 --> 01:10:11,860
I be in danger of my damn self.

2423
01:10:11,860 --> 01:10:12,700
Damn.

2424
01:10:12,700 --> 01:10:13,620
We're out.

2425
01:10:13,620 --> 01:10:34,620
We're out.

2426
01:10:43,620 --> 01:10:54,780
I fucking hate Scrappy Dude.