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This week on Clown College.

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Would you mind if I touched, if I kissed, if I held you tight in the morning light?

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Ow!

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Would you mind if I said I felt no tenderly tonight?

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Again, cause I never ever felt this way in my heart before.

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Oh, love, have found this way in my heart tonight.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, ah, would you mind?

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Welcome to Clown College, we have profound knowledge.

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In many ways to elevate and make you sound polished.

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So if you want to hear a little honest, few takes on the ways to make it as a comic.

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Then stick around for a while if you're down to clown.

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We got the guests right now just to show you how.

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Let's all go to Clown College, baby.

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It's with Brandon, Willis, Don, and JJ.

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Let's all go to Clown College, baby.

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It's with Brandon, Willis, Don, and JJ.

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What's going on?

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I'm going, I'm feeling the middle.

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Top middle, top middle.

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Top middle?

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Dude, if I get the Zapdos CX, I'm going to be so right.

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What is that?

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It's one of the three legendary birds.

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I already have Moltres and Articuno, which are the water and the fire type.

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This is the electric type.

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This is a Wonder Pick.

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This is my own app.

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So you think top middle?

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Top middle.

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You guys think that's the vibe?

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You got to show them.

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Top middle or what?

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What are you guys feeling?

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Top middle?

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Is that the common one that you're going to, like is that what everybody clicks?

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Guys, don't play with my feelings, man.

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When I click this, if the Zapdos CX pops up.

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Zapdos CX, yeah.

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It's yellow.

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A big yellow bird, like big bird on crack.

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All right, don't look till we tell you.

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Did it click it?

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Yeah.

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Nuh-uh.

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Is it the, dude, don't play.

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Brandon, who is it?

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Hold on.

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What color is the card, Brandon?

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It's the white.

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Man, you guys suck, bro.

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Hey, I didn't tell you to do that.

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I told you because I was like, is that the most common one?

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The middle?

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Does everybody pick the middle?

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No, let's see.

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It was bottom right.

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It was bottom right.

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You did?

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Why did you say it, Brandon?

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Because I was telling him, I was like, I even said it.

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I said, wait, wait, because of the middle is the common one, you want to get the least unsuspected one.

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Dang it, I should have.

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Yeah, because that's what I was thinking.

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Brandon, if only you had spoken up, man.

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I know.

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I could have completed the three legendary birds.

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You would have had it, man.

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Because I was like, that's too common.

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You get in the common spot.

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You're right, dude.

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I'm just thinking my thought patterns are too generic, bro.

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I got to start going outside of the box.

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What happens when you get all three?

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Are you able to ethically cleanse the Jodo?

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The can's over.

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That was good.

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No, nothing happens.

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Just personal satisfaction.

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We can talk about something else.

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Please.

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What you been up to, Brandon?

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Man, just living life, doing some mics, and just trying to get by.

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How was your weekend?

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My weekend, it was good.

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It was good.

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I didn't really, what did I do this weekend?

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That was cool.

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That was cool.

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I didn't do nothing cool this weekend, honestly.

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You said you went and watched a movie.

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Holy shit, I did watch a movie, man.

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Yes, the fuck I did.

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I watched Wicked.

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I heard that was good.

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It was good, but it was long as shit.

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It was three hours, man.

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That's too long.

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That was just part one.

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Dude, it was fucked up because it's just, dude, it's a lot of racism.

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Fucked up shit, man.

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There was civil rights movements and everything for the animals.

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Then, dude, everybody hated the green.

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I'm like, dude, man.

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The green what?

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The witch, just because she's green.

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Oh my gosh.

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Dude, it felt home.

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I was like, dude, this shit happens.

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This is normal.

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This is fucked up.

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Do you think the movie was just a metaphor for life?

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Like it was supposed to represent racism?

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Who are the green people in real life?

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Well, it's just the witch.

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The green people is, I guess, diversity in America, man.

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I thought somebody else, I thought the animals were talking about it.

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Oh yeah, the animals too.

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The animals, because they're the animals.

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The animals were the Jews.

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I'm thinking witch magic.

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Witch magic.

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God who knows.

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That is true.

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No.

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Did she eat any pork in the movie?

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Huh?

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Did she eat any pork?

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No.

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But hear me out, the animals though, man.

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It was fucked up because they were literally teachers and professors.

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Then one day they were like, we're going to take your rights and put them in cages.

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Then they discriminated.

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Then they had all the animals come together.

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They had the activist goats that would do parties and stuff and protest.

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Some of them would actually end up going missing on these protests, man.

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Oh my gosh.

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That was very brutal.

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What the fuck?

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Man, this is horrible shit.

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Ariana Grande's in this movie?

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Yeah.

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And she did blackface?

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You would think, but no.

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No, man.

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That's wild, man.

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Is it like a, what's the rating on that movie?

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Is it like a kids movie?

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It is a kids movie.

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Yes, it's a very kids movie.

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That's rated G. I can tell you right off the bat.

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You know your G movies.

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Oh yeah.

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Yeah, dude.

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But that movie was crazy on the screen and off the screen.

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I heard like she was a homewrecker.

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Who?

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Ariana Grande, man.

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One day I think it was the person she fell in love with in the movie, they said.

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Okay, so her person in the movie is who she fell in love with in real life?

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Oh, in real life.

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What's wrong with that?

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Well, because he had a wife with a kid on the way and everything.

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It was like a whole family.

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That's why I was like homewrecker, like Moe's Southern Grill.

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Homewrecking.

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I don't know what that means.

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Oh, is that one of the menu items?

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Yeah, that's like their big mac.

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That's like their big mac.

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That's good shit.

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Oh, now I'm hungry, dude.

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What would you rate the movie, though?

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Did you enjoy it?

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You liked it?

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See, I enjoyed it and I thought it was a great movie.

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It was just too long and listen, I know it's a musical, but there was a lot of singing.

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Like a lot of.

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Cut down on the singing.

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Every second.

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Like she's feeling, man, people getting ready to capture her and stuff.

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She's like, let me sing a verse real quick.

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You need to go.

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That sounds like torture.

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And we are planning.

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That sounds like literal torture.

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I know you hate musicals.

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I know you're a hater, dude, but we are planning on making a clown college musical.

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I just want you guys all to know that out there, I'm against this in every way, fashion,

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but you know, they would have do it or do it a musical, I guess.

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What do you think the story should be?

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I don't give a fuck.

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What story should be?

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Don't look for me for anything of this.

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I won't be out.

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I'll act in it if you need to.

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I'll even take voice and lessons and sing in it.

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But I hate everything about this.

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I think that's a little, you're like, I don't want anything to do with it, but I will take

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private voice lessons.

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I don't want to sound like shit.

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Come on, man.

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Have you ever heard me sing?

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It's like a canary.

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You want to sing right now?

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We all going to sing then?

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Right now?

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Hell yeah.

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We're going to sing a song.

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We're going to sing a verse from our favorite song.

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Go ahead.

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What you got?

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You want me to go first?

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I want you to go first.

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You mean put, no.

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You know what?

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I don't need anything.

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This is a rendition of a song.

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All My Life by KC and Jojo.

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Let me get the mic a little bit.

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Let's see.

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All my life I pray for someone like you.

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And I thank God that I finally found you.

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All right.

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That's my verse.

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That was pretty good.

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Pretty good?

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It started off rocky.

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It started off rocky.

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I can hear it.

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Brandon, you want me to go next?

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Yes.

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All right.

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Pick up where you left off.

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Yeah, I don't know that one.

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I'll do a country classic, dude.

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Neon moon.

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Oh, okay.

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When the sun goes down on my side of town.

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Come on.

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That lonely feeling comes to my door.

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I sit alone.

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I don't know the rest of it.

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You almost got it.

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That was good.

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That was good.

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Okay.

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All right, Brandon, what you got?

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All right.

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Let me search the lyrics real quick.

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You don't have a favorite like that.

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Pull up the karaoke on YouTube.

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Fire.

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Dang it.

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Dang it.

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There we go.

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All right.

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All right.

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I got you.

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I got you.

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Damn.

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What we got?

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How the fuck did you?

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Just put it right there.

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Thank you.

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Hold on.

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Would you mind if I touched, if I kissed, if I held you tight in the morning light?

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Ow!

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Would you mind if I said I felt no tenderly tonight?

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Hey.

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Again.

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00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:56,000
Because I never ever felt this way in my heart before.

276
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Oh, love, have found this way in my heart tonight.

277
00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,000
What?

278
00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

279
00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:12,000
Ow!

280
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:15,000
Would you mind?

281
00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:19,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

282
00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,000
Oh.

283
00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,000
Hell yeah, Brandon.

284
00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,000
Hell yeah.

285
00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,000
You gave everything right there.

286
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,000
I think we just unlocked something.

287
00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,000
Yeah.

288
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,000
Brandon, that was dope, man.

289
00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,000
Thank you, man.

290
00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,000
Beautiful performance.

291
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,000
Oh, we're going to kill this musical, dude.

292
00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,000
We're going to kill it.

293
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,000
Now I'm into it.

294
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,000
I think we should do something historical.

295
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,000
Historical movie?

296
00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,000
Okay, okay.

297
00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,000
Hamilton was real popular.

298
00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,000
Annie?

299
00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,000
Uh-huh.

300
00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,000
I think, you know, a historical...

301
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,000
Well, Annie's not historical.

302
00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,000
Annie.

303
00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,000
That's a fictional story.

304
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,000
Historical fiction.

305
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,000
Yeah.

306
00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:54,000
We could do like, I don't know, some other historical leader whose name started with an

307
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,000
H, like Hamilton.

308
00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,000
Oh, we could.

309
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,000
Does anybody come to mind?

310
00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,000
Yeah.

311
00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,000
He's Hannibal.

312
00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:02,000
Musical version of Tears of a Clown.

313
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,000
Ooh.

314
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,000
Tears of Clown, right?

315
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,000
Tears of a Clown.

316
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:11,000
Tears of a Clown, and the clown is, he's a comic and a concentratist.

317
00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,720
I'm down for it.

318
00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:13,720
And I think I'm the right person.

319
00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:17,480
We're the right people to do this.

320
00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:19,120
It's like Hogan's Heroes, kinda.

321
00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:20,480
It's like Hogan's Heroes.

322
00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,000
You ever seen that show?

323
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,000
Oh, yeah, yeah.

324
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,000
I've heard about it.

325
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,000
You got his jacket on.

326
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,000
Oh, damn.

327
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:30,000
Let's see what this is, then.

328
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,000
Hogan's Heroes, like not Hawk Hogan.

329
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,000
Oh, yeah, not Hawk Hogan.

330
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,000
No.

331
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,000
He was your hero.

332
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,000
No.

333
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,000
Or he is.

334
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,000
No.

335
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,000
Hold on.

336
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,000
He still is.

337
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,000
What the fuck is that?

338
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,000
I'm a big fan.

339
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,000
Yeah.

340
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,000
But that's not my favorite, like, rustler of all time.

341
00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,000
No.

342
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,000
But he can still be a hero.

343
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,000
Yeah, he got multiple heroes.

344
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,720
In rustling, yes, but I don't know about now, man.

345
00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:50,720
Who is your hero?

346
00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:51,720
My hero.

347
00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:54,720
Damn, man, let me think.

348
00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:56,560
Like, what do you mean?

349
00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:58,120
Like, person that I look up to?

350
00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:02,640
Like, when you wake up in the morning and you think about what you want in life.

351
00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:03,640
Hell, yeah.

352
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,480
Who do you want to model your life after?

353
00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:06,680
Who do you want to be like?

354
00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:08,680
Who's your personal hero?

355
00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:09,680
Me.

356
00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:12,680
I'm just kidding with you, man.

357
00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:13,680
I don't know.

358
00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:14,680
He went full Kanye.

359
00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:15,680
I don't know who else could be, man.

360
00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:16,680
I don't want to be like anybody, man.

361
00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:17,680
I want to be unique.

362
00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:18,680
No, it's not be.

363
00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:19,680
Oh, I thought you were talking about like, be like.

364
00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:20,680
Oh, you talking about like somebody.

365
00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:21,680
Did you say be like them?

366
00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:22,680
Well, I mean like model your life.

367
00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:23,680
I mean, you don't have to have your entire life copied after that person.

368
00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:24,680
Oh, okay.

369
00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:25,680
Somebody I'd be like, oh, Joe Lewis.

370
00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:26,680
Just somebody you admire.

371
00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:27,680
Joe Lewis.

372
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:28,680
There you go.

373
00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:29,680
Joe Lewis.

374
00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:33,960
Hell, yeah, Mike Tyson, man.

375
00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:39,840
Well, I mean, I mean, minus some of that, minus the cases, but.

376
00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:42,840
Yeah, but everything else.

377
00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:46,640
He had to come up in the, yeah, dude's powerful.

378
00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,640
Now he's laid back and stuff.

379
00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:51,640
Well, he's nice and laid back.

380
00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:55,440
I think that's, I don't think that's the way to describe Mike Tyson.

381
00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:56,440
Not now.

382
00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:57,440
I mean, not back in the day.

383
00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:58,440
Definitely not back in the day.

384
00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:00,880
I saw what he said, like he said some crazy shit.

385
00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:02,520
Then he said, eat children.

386
00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:04,520
He said, he'll tell another man he'll fuck him.

387
00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:05,520
He said, I'll fuck you till you love me.

388
00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:06,520
Till you love me.

389
00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:07,520
F word.

390
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:08,520
Not gonna say it.

391
00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:09,520
There we go.

392
00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:10,520
The icing on the cake.

393
00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:11,520
Yeah.

394
00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:12,520
He kept going.

395
00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:13,520
Like, dude, he was crazy.

396
00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:14,520
He didn't even bet somebody their off.

397
00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:18,680
He also kind of talked a little crazy to that 12 year old.

398
00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:19,680
Yeah, that was wild.

399
00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:22,120
Dude, that was the best shit ever.

400
00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:23,120
Old school Tyson.

401
00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:25,120
Brandon, what does legacy mean to you?

402
00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:26,120
It's dead.

403
00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:27,120
It's nothing.

404
00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:29,720
Nah, man, nobody gives a fuck about that, man.

405
00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:32,560
The only thing I give a fuck about, I don't even know what he gives a fuck about.

406
00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:33,560
Is this $20 million?

407
00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:34,560
Oh yeah, yeah.

408
00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:38,520
And then showing my whole ass crack on this train.

409
00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:39,760
That's how you know that's a craze, man.

410
00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:42,160
He knew that was like the most watched thing ever on Netflix.

411
00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:43,520
He didn't give one bit of a fuck.

412
00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:44,520
We all saw that.

413
00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:45,520
Not one bit of a fuck.

414
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:46,520
I love it, man.

415
00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:49,040
Four generations saw that ass, man.

416
00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:51,040
In one room.

417
00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:52,560
Yeah.

418
00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:54,440
We gotta reenact that scene, Brandon.

419
00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:55,840
And you're the only person that can do it.

420
00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:56,840
Yeah.

421
00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:57,840
You gotta wear whatever the apparatus.

422
00:13:57,840 --> 00:13:58,840
I do look like I can do it.

423
00:13:58,840 --> 00:13:59,840
I can do it.

424
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:00,840
Nah, I'm just kidding.

425
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:01,840
No, you do.

426
00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:04,840
Actually, I could see you as Mike Tyson.

427
00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:06,200
Oh, I'd do with BioPic, man.

428
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:09,480
I could see you as like Thurgood Marshall, but that movie's already been made.

429
00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:10,480
Who?

430
00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:11,480
Let me see.

431
00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:12,480
With the Chadwick Boseman?

432
00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:13,480
Dude, I know who he is.

433
00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:14,480
Yes, I know Thurgood Marshall.

434
00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:15,480
Why the fuck would I not?

435
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:16,480
I know, yes.

436
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:17,480
The first black Supreme Court justice.

437
00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:18,480
Yes.

438
00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:19,480
Come on, man.

439
00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:20,480
Thurgood Marshall, man.

440
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:21,480
Thurgood.

441
00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:22,480
Thurgood.

442
00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:24,960
Would you name... That's a good name to bring back.

443
00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:25,960
Thurgood?

444
00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:28,160
Yeah, they have all these new names.

445
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:29,160
Thurgood.

446
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,840
What are some of the new ones?

447
00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:32,840
The new ones are like Aided.

448
00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:35,240
You know, you got the... What's the new ones?

449
00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:36,240
Like Decodus?

450
00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:38,520
Decodus is a great name.

451
00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:40,360
Kool-Aid is a great name.

452
00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:41,760
Kool-Aid is a sick name.

453
00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:42,760
Khaleesi.

454
00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:43,760
Khaleesi.

455
00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:44,760
Yeah.

456
00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:45,760
I like Khaleesi.

457
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,240
I don't know about anybody else.

458
00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:48,240
I don't mind that.

459
00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,160
Would I name my daughter Khaleesi?

460
00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:51,160
Maybe.

461
00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:52,160
It sounds realistic.

462
00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:53,960
Like that could come from some culture.

463
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:54,960
Yeah.

464
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:58,600
But they always go... What'd you say?

465
00:14:58,600 --> 00:14:59,600
Legless.

466
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:00,600
Legless?

467
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:01,600
Legless.

468
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:02,960
That just sounded... No, Legless from Lord of the Rings.

469
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:05,520
It was Orlando Bloom played him.

470
00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:08,160
The little elf dude with the bow now.

471
00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:09,160
I never seen it.

472
00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:10,160
You never seen it either?

473
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,160
Good.

474
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:12,160
Brandon, you seen Lord of the Rings?

475
00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:13,160
Nope.

476
00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:14,160
Let's see.

477
00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,160
I would think you have.

478
00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:16,160
Dude, yeah.

479
00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:17,160
I need to, though.

480
00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,160
I haven't.

481
00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:20,080
I still got to fully watch Harry Potter.

482
00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:21,880
I've watched only a couple of the movies.

483
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,800
I got to get to the very end.

484
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:24,800
You fuck with them?

485
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:25,800
Yeah, I fuck with them.

486
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:26,800
I'm a Hufflepuff.

487
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:27,800
Yep.

488
00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:28,800
Could have called that one.

489
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:29,800
Took the test.

490
00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:30,800
Took the test.

491
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:33,440
The Hufflepuffs are the good ones, though, right?

492
00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:34,440
I think so.

493
00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:37,440
They're just like... They kind of get shitted on the most.

494
00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:38,440
They're like the nice people.

495
00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:39,440
Okay.

496
00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:40,440
Yeah, the nice ones.

497
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,440
That's who you are.

498
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,760
And you just need protected sometimes.

499
00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:47,360
It's like Gryffindor is brave.

500
00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:48,360
Slytherin is evil.

501
00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:49,360
Ravenclaw... But badass.

502
00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:50,360
Evil but badass.

503
00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:51,360
Evil but badass.

504
00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:52,360
Okay.

505
00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:58,080
Ravenclaw is kind of intelligent, but I'm better than you type of vibe.

506
00:15:58,080 --> 00:15:59,080
Oh, okay.

507
00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:02,560
And then Hufflepuff, they just kind of get shitted on.

508
00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:03,560
They're nice.

509
00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:04,560
Oh, but damn.

510
00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:06,360
Has anybody in Hufflepuff did anything of note?

511
00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:07,600
They've never done anything notable.

512
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:08,600
No.

513
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:09,600
Nothing to write home about.

514
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:10,600
Damn.

515
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:11,600
Literally nobody.

516
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:16,160
The main Hufflepuff in the movies is played by Robert Pattinson, the guy that was the

517
00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:17,160
newest Batman.

518
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:18,160
Yeah.

519
00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:21,480
And the only thing he did, spoiler alert, I'm sorry, Brandon, all he does is die.

520
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,480
Damn.

521
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,400
That's the most notable thing he did was die.

522
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,040
He gave his life though.

523
00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:27,040
Yeah, he did.

524
00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:29,000
You know, I'm cool with the Gryffindors too, man.

525
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,000
But you're not.

526
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:35,000
No, I'm a Hufflepuff, but I got some of their strategic skills too.

527
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,040
I grew up with some of them.

528
00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:38,040
How long is this test?

529
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,040
I don't know.

530
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:45,480
But it's like, what I do like about this one is that it's a standardized test.

531
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,600
It's a one website.

532
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:48,600
Everybody uses that website.

533
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:51,360
It's the official Harry Potter shit.

534
00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:56,200
You know, when we found out your spirit animal, there's fucking 15 million websites with,

535
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,200
you know.

536
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:58,200
What was it?

537
00:16:58,200 --> 00:16:59,200
It was a wolf.

538
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,200
Wolf.

539
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:01,200
Wolf, yeah.

540
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:02,200
But that's a good one.

541
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:03,200
So you know what's just hanging on to that.

542
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:04,200
Oh yeah, I'm staying with the wolf.

543
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,200
That's me.

544
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:06,200
I can see that.

545
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,200
I'm a wolf.

546
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,200
I'm a wolf, man.

547
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:09,200
Wolf, man.

548
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,200
That's me.

549
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:15,200
Hey, so this weekend, Brant Ernst, Ernst.

550
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,200
Damn.

551
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:18,880
He knows I love him, dude.

552
00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:27,320
I fuck up Dave's, but Brant Ernst came to us, Levity Live, and then Scott Easton hit

553
00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:29,120
us up and was like, come out.

554
00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:30,560
We're going to Lone Goose.

555
00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:31,560
And he was there.

556
00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:34,400
And dude, when I tell you, this guy is like the comics comic.

557
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,880
He's, first of all, he's hilarious.

558
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:37,880
We watched him on Saturday.

559
00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:41,800
We went to the Late Show that night and he did an hour and 30 minutes and it was like

560
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:42,800
really good.

561
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:43,800
Like legit.

562
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:47,040
Like he's an old school comic.

563
00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:53,080
He was around, he was with Patrice, Bill Burr, his, Steve, what's his name?

564
00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:54,080
The 9-11.

565
00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:55,080
Ren and ZZ.

566
00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:56,480
It's like, he was like that crew.

567
00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:58,560
He was at the mothership.

568
00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:01,600
I'm not the mothership, but the comedy store for 25 years.

569
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,720
He's still our regular at the comedy store.

570
00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:09,800
So he was like there whenever Kramer had his little episode.

571
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:10,800
Historic moment.

572
00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,700
And then he was telling us all kinds of stories.

573
00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:17,160
We won't tell on here, but it was like, it was so cool to get like a back, a background

574
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:19,920
scene of all these like major comics that you know.

575
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:24,680
And he's, I remember him from something and I could, like when I first seen him, but this

576
00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:25,680
is what's happening.

577
00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:26,680
This is not happening.

578
00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:27,680
This is not happening.

579
00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:29,680
That Ari Shafir had that show.

580
00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:34,200
I used to watch every one of those episodes, but dude, he's so fucking cool.

581
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:38,280
And he like paid for our, and like we weren't on the show either.

582
00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:44,400
Only one was on the show with Scott and he paid for our dinner later on that night when

583
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:47,240
I did it like Jack Brown's at 12 o'clock.

584
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:50,240
And then the next day we went out and he paid for all of our drinks.

585
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:54,180
He was like, he's like, headliner always pays old Italian guy, just the fucking most Italian

586
00:18:54,180 --> 00:18:55,180
guy in the world.

587
00:18:55,180 --> 00:18:56,180
He has a cologne guy.

588
00:18:56,180 --> 00:18:57,180
Oh my God.

589
00:18:57,180 --> 00:18:58,180
He literally has a cologne consultant.

590
00:18:58,180 --> 00:18:59,180
Yeah.

591
00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:02,180
He has a cologne consultant.

592
00:19:02,180 --> 00:19:03,180
What a guy though.

593
00:19:03,180 --> 00:19:04,180
Who else does that?

594
00:19:04,180 --> 00:19:08,480
No, I mean, people don't, you know, comics are out here all the time.

595
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:11,280
They're never like, Hey, I want to hang out with the comics.

596
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:14,280
You guys weren't at the, we weren't even at the show the first time.

597
00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:20,000
Some comics won't even buy a ticket to your show.

598
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:25,560
We're not going to say it is.

599
00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:28,600
He said buzz buzz.

600
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:29,600
That was wrong.

601
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,360
You shouldn't have said that man.

602
00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:33,480
But yeah, shout out.

603
00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:34,480
That's dope.

604
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:36,520
I wish I was in town.

605
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:37,520
Oh yeah.

606
00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:38,880
What were you doing?

607
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:42,560
Oh dude, I was at the Auburn Texas A&M game.

608
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:48,800
And bro, when I tell you, like I've never really noticed like when people say like American

609
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:52,120
propaganda before, but this was full blown.

610
00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:55,900
Like I was ready to die for this country before this game started, man.

611
00:19:55,900 --> 00:20:02,240
It was, they do the national anthem, God bless America, all that helicopter flies over the

612
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:04,640
stadium, shoots flares out.

613
00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:06,240
The fireworks are going off.

614
00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:07,240
It's Auburn.

615
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:08,880
Their whole thing is War Eagle.

616
00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:12,600
They got a bald eagle flies over the stadium.

617
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:13,600
Its name is Independence.

618
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,040
I'm about to shed a tear.

619
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:16,600
It flies over the stadium.

620
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:17,720
Getting emotional right now.

621
00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:22,160
And the whole time everybody's like woo and it's flying.

622
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:25,240
And then when it lands in the middle, you say War Eagle, dude.

623
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:26,240
It was tight.

624
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:28,080
It went into quadruple over time.

625
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:30,240
Auburn took home the dub.

626
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:32,120
Everybody's like storms of field.

627
00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:33,440
We're getting trampled to death.

628
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:34,440
It's like Astro World.

629
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:35,440
It was sick, dude.

630
00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:36,440
It was awesome.

631
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:37,920
Did you storm the field?

632
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:39,120
No, I didn't, bro.

633
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:42,200
I was tired and it was cold as hell.

634
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:45,200
But how do you get out of all those people like that are storming the field?

635
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,280
They're just pushing you.

636
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:48,240
You're just like getting pushed down the bleachers.

637
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:51,400
You kind of just got to, you know, you got to be the rock in the stream, bro.

638
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,400
You got to hold up.

639
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:53,400
Yeah.

640
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:54,400
Yeah.

641
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:55,400
You got to hold on to your loved ones.

642
00:20:55,400 --> 00:21:00,280
It's like, I'm not going to say what I was about to say, but yeah.

643
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:01,280
Like otters.

644
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:02,280
Yeah, they're interlinked.

645
00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:04,480
That way the water doesn't separate you.

646
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,160
Find a door.

647
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:07,160
Yeah, dude.

648
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:08,160
That was wild.

649
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:11,840
In Texas A&M, you know, they're called the Aggies.

650
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:17,600
So a lot of the Auburn fans in the student section where I was sitting had a nickname

651
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:21,960
for them who you can probably guess what that might have been.

652
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:23,920
I'm not going to say what it was.

653
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:27,320
You can do some research on your own or put two and two together.

654
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,320
That's common though.

655
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:29,320
They always say that whenever they play.

656
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:30,320
Oh yeah.

657
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:31,320
What's the year?

658
00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:34,480
Well, I mean now, well, Texas A&M is SEC.

659
00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:40,280
So they play more often than not, but Texas A&M was ranked number 15 and Auburn was not

660
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:41,280
ranked at all.

661
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:42,280
Auburn fucking sucks.

662
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:43,280
I'm sorry.

663
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:44,280
But like they're terrible.

664
00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:45,280
So that was a big upset then.

665
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:46,280
Yeah, it was huge upset.

666
00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:47,280
And Alabama got beat.

667
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:49,080
Alabama got the dog shit beat.

668
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:50,080
And they're out.

669
00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:51,080
By Oklahoma.

670
00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:52,080
Yeah.

671
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:53,080
I don't see how they're going to make it back.

672
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:56,720
And Auburn has a real chance of winning the iron bowl this year.

673
00:21:56,720 --> 00:22:01,600
Like that game is always up for grabs because it's a huge rivalry and they just, each team

674
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:02,920
is playing harder.

675
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:04,760
Everybody's playing as hard as it possibly can.

676
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:09,600
But yeah, shit's crazy.

677
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:14,680
Do you guys ever think about space and shit?

678
00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:15,680
I try not to.

679
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:16,680
Yeah, I do.

680
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:17,680
Black holes.

681
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:18,680
You like black holes?

682
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:19,680
Oh yeah dude.

683
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:20,680
Especially black holes.

684
00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:22,720
I be thinking about that shit sometimes too.

685
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:23,720
Me too.

686
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:28,520
When you want to know more information about something, who do you turn to?

687
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:31,000
It's hard to find a reliable source.

688
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,000
It is.

689
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,000
It is.

690
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:37,120
But you know, Mike, GBT always has your back.

691
00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:38,120
You know?

692
00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:39,120
Always.

693
00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:40,120
Let's check it out.

694
00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:41,120
Hell yeah.

695
00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:42,120
We got some skits.

696
00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:43,120
Oh, devil.

697
00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:59,200
A black hole M3861, I'm just giving the name, but that's the name of the black hole that's

698
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:01,040
in the center of our galaxy.

699
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:05,400
A black hole is intelligent enough to keep the galaxy spinning, but it's also powerful

700
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:08,640
enough if it wanted to eat this motherfucker up.

701
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:12,040
Now with that being said, the galaxy is what keeps everything organized.

702
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:14,160
We're in the Milky Way galaxy.

703
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:20,280
It spins at a rate of 2.1 million miles per hour traveling through the universe.

704
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:26,120
And the earth in which we sit, which is on one of the spirals of the galaxy, we're in

705
00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:27,800
between what they call the sweet spot.

706
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:30,320
We're in between two star ranges.

707
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:38,480
Now with that area being our position from the sun, we're in the position where we have

708
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:45,520
life because we have water, the temperature, the solar waves, and as well the activity

709
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:46,520
of the black hole.

710
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:47,520
It keeps everything alive.

711
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:49,760
I'm going to tell you something about the black hole.

712
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:51,840
Around the black hole is called event horizon.

713
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:52,840
It captures light.

714
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:55,840
It's the strongest force known to mankind.

715
00:23:55,840 --> 00:24:01,800
Now after it passes event horizon, it goes down the spiral tunnel, which is to me leading

716
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,320
to the fourth dimension, wherever that is.

717
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:06,240
I think when you pass away, that's where your soul goes to.

718
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,280
Because the soul is light, right?

719
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,240
Event horizon catches light, right?

720
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:11,840
Catch your ass and take it out to the tunnel.

721
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:15,080
Now you've seen your aunties, uncles and shit down the tunnel.

722
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:16,640
Now you suck your head back up.

723
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:17,640
Now you back alive.

724
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:20,840
Now you tell them off of what you saw on the other side because you went down the black

725
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:29,680
hole.

726
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:30,680
I believe him.

727
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:31,680
Me too.

728
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:35,280
I believe every word and I endorse it 100%.

729
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:41,600
I hope this goes viral and he gets put in peer reviewed scientific books.

730
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:45,160
I hope that he's on Trump's cabinet.

731
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:48,280
The head of the space force.

732
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:50,160
It's entirely possible.

733
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:53,160
Imagine going to like a, I don't know what they're called.

734
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:57,440
I'm sure there's a military term for it, but when like some big admiral general starts

735
00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:01,480
talking and everybody has to go listen or something at some conference.

736
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:02,480
Speech?

737
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:03,480
Yeah, something like that.

738
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:07,320
Like we're like a public oration, you know?

739
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:12,400
I hope Mike sales gets to do that for the United States military.

740
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:15,080
Dude, do they still do Ted talks?

741
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:16,080
Oh yeah.

742
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:17,640
Yeah, I'm sure they do.

743
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:20,320
The thing is I can only remember like one Ted talk.

744
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:21,320
Me too.

745
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:29,320
And it was about the guy who had down syndrome and then ran the iron man race or like the

746
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:30,320
marathon.

747
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:33,160
He was talking.

748
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:35,280
I don't really remember that oil.

749
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:39,040
But Nick, Chris Nick, I think that's his name.

750
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:40,040
That was dope.

751
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:41,720
And I watched that for a class.

752
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:43,720
We also had to play wheelchair basketball in.

753
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:46,720
And that was tight.

754
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:49,080
That sounds tight.

755
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:50,080
Wheelchair basketball is fun.

756
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:53,800
And the next clown college basketball game will be wheelchair edition.

757
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:56,440
That's better for me.

758
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:59,680
I was so tired, dude.

759
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:00,680
So fucking tired.

760
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:04,320
Bryce was so tired, you could tell at the end when he's talking to Pat.

761
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:09,240
He's just like, he had it buttoned up to the top button.

762
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:13,640
He was restricting his airflow.

763
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,720
Oh shit.

764
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:21,560
I was watching that episode, man, and I was so happy with the sci fi and Jack's reaction

765
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:23,240
when Brandon busted that through.

766
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:25,800
Man, it was fucking perfect.

767
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:26,800
So good.

768
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:29,280
I'm still mad about it.

769
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:32,600
Brandon, I'm going to be honest, I wasn't sure what was going to happen.

770
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:35,960
I didn't know you were going to ball out in that manner.

771
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:37,480
I told you, man.

772
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:38,480
It was crazy.

773
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:39,480
I told you, man.

774
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:40,480
I'm full of surprises.

775
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:41,480
You never know what you're going to get.

776
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:42,480
I mean, that much is true.

777
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:43,480
Box of chocolate.

778
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:44,480
It's always a mystery.

779
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:45,480
That's the saying.

780
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:46,480
That's what they say.

781
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:47,480
I mean, it's paraphrasing, but it's a saying.

782
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:48,480
I'm proud of you, Brandon.

783
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:49,480
Thank you, man.

784
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:50,480
But I will tell you, it's like this.

785
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:51,480
Next time, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going

786
00:26:51,480 --> 00:27:00,440
to be like, I'm going to get in shape, we're going to do it.

787
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:04,080
That's one reason why I'm doing it.

788
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,760
You're motivating me to be healthy.

789
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:08,800
That motivates me to healthy too now.

790
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:10,180
I'm going to get in shape too.

791
00:27:10,180 --> 00:27:12,720
I'm gonna try to gain as much weight as possible.

792
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:16,280
That's way too much weight for jedeing, wanting to keep going.

793
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:19,660
If I were fucking rainier, it was a weapon in my pocket.

794
00:27:19,660 --> 00:27:22,000
as much weight as possible.

795
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:25,200
I'm gonna try to become obese by the next Clown College game.

796
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:26,240
That'd be tight.

797
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,280
That'd be so sick.

798
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:32,200
Rob McAhinney and Sonny in Philadelphia, season seven.

799
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:33,480
Let's go.

800
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:36,720
Dude, but there are, when you go to like a court,

801
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:40,280
there is one big dude that's just nasty, bro.

802
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:41,600
Oh, yeah. Every single time.

803
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:43,040
If there's enough people in the gym,

804
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:46,240
there's one heavier set dude that has crazy post moves.

805
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:49,480
He's passing, he can just score any time he wants.

806
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:52,200
It's just like, it is a weird phenomenon.

807
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:53,040
Yeah.

808
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:54,680
I mean, if you big and you have,

809
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:58,080
like some big people are, they can use their weight.

810
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:00,400
They're comfortable with that weight at their size.

811
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:03,240
Like you could be 350 pounds, but you can move with it.

812
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:04,080
You know? Yeah.

813
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:05,680
What the fuck can you do with somebody that big?

814
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:08,400
If you're shifty and big, that's unfair.

815
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:09,480
Yeah. It's just weird.

816
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:12,080
It's like, oh my gosh, it's like he's glitching.

817
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:12,920
Yeah.

818
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:13,760
Weird.

819
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,960
I've had a big dude make me fall on my ass

820
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:18,400
one time with a basketball, man.

821
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:19,240
What happened?

822
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:20,080
He crossed me.

823
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:20,920
Oh, he crossed you up?

824
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:22,400
He did the, whoa, but you know what he did?

825
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:23,400
He cheated, man.

826
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:24,940
Dude, I hate when they do this, man.

827
00:28:24,940 --> 00:28:26,360
So what they do is when they cross you up,

828
00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:28,360
they kind of tap your foot a little bit

829
00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:30,800
and then you just go crumbling down.

830
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:33,360
Everybody in there, oh shit.

831
00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:35,200
So he like pushed off you with his foot?

832
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:36,640
Yeah. Yeah, in a way.

833
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,840
Like a little technique that nobody can see.

834
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:42,120
He got you in the Achilles heel.

835
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:43,520
Basically, man.

836
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:44,560
Basically.

837
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:46,120
You'll get him next time.

838
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,000
I don't know this man.

839
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,440
I haven't seen him in about 10 years.

840
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:51,640
I think 10 or 11.

841
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:53,240
No, he might be dead, Brandon.

842
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:55,080
So you might have won in the long run.

843
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:55,900
Maybe.

844
00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:57,520
Would you remember his face if you saw it?

845
00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:59,320
No, man, dude, he has to look

846
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,160
like a whole different person now, man.

847
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:02,880
It's like everybody that I knew back then

848
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:04,400
looked so different now, man.

849
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:05,240
It looked-

850
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:06,080
Do you remember his smell?

851
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:07,600
No, wait a minute, do I?

852
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:09,200
No, no.

853
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:12,080
Sometimes I would, but no, I don't remember this dude.

854
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:13,040
You don't remember his smell?

855
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:14,160
No, man.

856
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:15,320
But sometimes I can.

857
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:16,760
Like I remember this one dude,

858
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:18,320
like I couldn't eat hamburgers for a week

859
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:20,520
because he smelled like a fucking burger

860
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:21,480
and it was horrible.

861
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:22,320
He smelled like a hamburger?

862
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:23,520
Yeah, he was musty.

863
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:24,640
It was very bad.

864
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:25,960
Hamburgers kinda smell good.

865
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:26,800
No, but this one-

866
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:28,120
A Whopper, he smelled like a Whopper, didn't he?

867
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:29,360
Yes, man, dude, a fucking Whopper,

868
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:30,640
like a burnt Whopper.

869
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:32,720
Yep, when all the onions and you leave it in the car,

870
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:34,040
you come back, that's exactly what

871
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:34,880
a musty motherfucker smells like.

872
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:35,720
Yes, and it was horrible.

873
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:36,560
Brandon, come here.

874
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:37,680
You know what I'm talking about, right?

875
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:39,200
You be the only one who know what I'm saying

876
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,280
when I say that shit.

877
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:42,240
I don't think that's something you want to be proud of.

878
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:47,240
Dude, musty people smell like fucking Whoppers, dude.

879
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:49,680
Okay, what I'll do, I'll go to Burger King

880
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:52,400
and then I'll leave, I'll take like,

881
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:53,760
you can even eat the sandwich

882
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:55,520
and then just leave the wrapper out in here

883
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:56,360
and you come in here and you be like,

884
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:58,200
it smells like somebody's fucking musty.

885
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:01,120
I like that we're getting into science.

886
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:02,520
Dude, it is a science, man.

887
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:03,600
Doing experiments.

888
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:06,760
It's something about the onions mixed with the charlbrough.

889
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:08,400
I'll take your word for it.

890
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:10,040
It's something about it.

891
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:11,280
With the mayonnaise and such.

892
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:12,680
Very nasty.

893
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:15,200
Like that or something that's like a real homemade burger

894
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,640
that your mom would make that's just ugh.

895
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:18,480
You know what I mean?

896
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:19,320
Like those homemade ones.

897
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:20,480
Onions and green peppers in it.

898
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:21,480
Big, thick ass onions.

899
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:23,040
Thick ass patties and shit.

900
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:23,880
Aw, man.

901
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:24,720
Like, want that shit?

902
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:26,120
Yeah.

903
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:28,400
Like, you think it'd be better that it's homemade,

904
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:30,040
but I don't know.

905
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:31,200
See, that's my thing.

906
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:32,040
Why people are like,

907
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:34,720
oh, there's nothing like a good home cooked meal.

908
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:35,880
It's like, no, bro.

909
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:37,080
Shit is ass.

910
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:42,080
Compared to like, dude, a Panda Express plate, bro?

911
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:43,200
You're crazy.

912
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:46,120
I mean, if you have somebody cook you some home cooked

913
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:50,200
Chinese food, like I'm pulling that Alex Z here.

914
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:51,040
Like so.

915
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:51,880
I should do that.

916
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:52,720
You should, man.

917
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:55,240
And then like, I guarantee it's way better than.

918
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:57,880
I guarantee you there's not an Asian person

919
00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:59,880
within 15 miles of my house.

920
00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:02,000
Oh, of course not.

921
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:02,840
There's no way.

922
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:10,760
I'm gonna try to get a chicken

923
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:11,880
that's from the France Festival.

924
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:14,680
And if there was, it'd be like a Richard Berry

925
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:15,520
type individual.

926
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:16,360
Oh yeah, yeah.

927
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:17,200
Shout out, Richard Berry.

928
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:18,020
I love Richard Berry.

929
00:31:18,020 --> 00:31:19,400
Let me give him a applause.

930
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:20,720
My favorite comedian.

931
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:22,720
Yeah, I would leave.

932
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:25,400
And then edit the shit.

933
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:29,400
Get him to AI edit the shit.

934
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:31,440
That was just good.

935
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:32,280
That was good.

936
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:33,960
I had a family that could cook growing up.

937
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:36,040
So I am a little bit biased.

938
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:37,960
We were a fast food family.

939
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,080
Poor, poverty.

940
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:44,600
What was your grandparents go to meal?

941
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:45,440
Like if she was gonna cook?

942
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,040
I don't think my grandfather ever cooked

943
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:48,200
a single thing in his life.

944
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:49,040
Boss.

945
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:49,880
Not gonna lie.

946
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:54,120
When I was playing baseball,

947
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:56,160
we had this thing where like all the parents

948
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:59,160
had to take turns working the concession stand.

949
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:00,640
And they put him on the grill.

950
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:03,880
And I think he burnt everything.

951
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:05,840
To the point where they no longer put him

952
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:06,680
in the rotation.

953
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:11,120
And then my grandma like watery spaghetti.

954
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:13,800
That's the go to.

955
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:16,680
So did she mix the spaghetti with the sauce?

956
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:19,800
Yeah, I mean, it was an earnest attempt.

957
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:22,800
I mean, it was like not purposefully

958
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:24,440
just throwing some stuff together.

959
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:25,880
But like, you know, she tried.

960
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:27,040
It was just.

961
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,280
The noodles weren't drained in the right way.

962
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:32,120
Or maybe the can of the sauce,

963
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:34,760
maybe it was just too liquidy.

964
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,520
Not enough viscosity, I guess.

965
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:38,440
I don't know what was going on.

966
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:39,760
Yeah, something like that.

967
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:42,160
You gotta cook that down before you add it to the noodles.

968
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:44,800
Yeah, it's just like if you put the plate on your bed

969
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:46,360
and then you went and lay down on the bed

970
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:48,560
and it dipped like there's liquid coming off the plate.

971
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:49,800
You know what I'm talking about?

972
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:51,000
And then it smells weird.

973
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,800
And then you're just like, fuck, dude.

974
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:54,840
And then you gotta piss and you didn't get something

975
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:57,000
to drink and it's a nightmare, dude.

976
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,240
Just crumbles.

977
00:32:58,240 --> 00:32:59,080
That is hard.

978
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:01,000
So you hate it whenever it was spaghetti time.

979
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,120
It happened last week, dude.

980
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:04,880
It happened last week.

981
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:06,280
My mom couldn't cook that much,

982
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:07,720
but she could cook two things really well.

983
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:12,720
And that's fried rice and goddamn pot roast,

984
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:15,320
but that's in the crock pot.

985
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:16,920
Chinese fried rice?

986
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:17,760
Yeah, yeah, she could.

987
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:19,000
Yeah.

988
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:22,560
And then this thing called brown spaghetti.

989
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:25,280
It's really easy to make, but it's so good.

990
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:26,640
It's poor people food.

991
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:28,240
It's like you take, I swear to God,

992
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,840
you just brown some ground beef, right?

993
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:32,400
Make some spaghetti noodles.

994
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:36,080
And then in the ground beef, you put gravy,

995
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:39,440
great gravy packets, put a little Szechuan sauce in there

996
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:40,280
and some sugar.

997
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:41,520
I swear to God, and it's good.

998
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:42,360
I still eat it.

999
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:43,520
I make it to this day.

1000
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:45,760
But why is it called brown spaghetti?

1001
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:46,680
That's what it is, dude.

1002
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:48,120
It's just brown and spaghetti?

1003
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:50,160
Yeah, it's brown spaghetti.

1004
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:51,520
I fuck with that.

1005
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:52,360
Yeah.

1006
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:54,000
It's Jamaican food.

1007
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:56,880
German Jewish mom.

1008
00:33:56,880 --> 00:34:00,280
But yeah, that was before she was Jewish.

1009
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:02,760
So this was just straight-

1010
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:03,920
Before the Passover.

1011
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:04,760
Yeah.

1012
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:05,600
Hell yeah.

1013
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:06,440
Monica.

1014
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:09,000
I'm gonna be honest, my mom, she was a good cook.

1015
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,440
Like we're going tag team on Thanksgiving.

1016
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:13,840
I'm gonna make the mac and cheese, told you, best.

1017
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:16,400
Hell yeah.

1018
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:17,240
Look at me when you say it.

1019
00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:18,200
Don't fucking look away.

1020
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:19,040
Number one, the best.

1021
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:20,280
Don't fucking look away when you say it.

1022
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:21,120
The best.

1023
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:21,960
Okay.

1024
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:22,800
Around.

1025
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:24,880
Nothing ever gonna bring me down.

1026
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:25,960
Singing, man.

1027
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:26,800
Let's go.

1028
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:27,640
Let's go, baby.

1029
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:30,920
Hey, we're both making a big pan.

1030
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:33,880
And we gotta make it after Christmas

1031
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:36,320
because people are gonna be macaroni and cheat,

1032
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:37,160
well, black people will be.

1033
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:38,960
They won't even know what this is.

1034
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:40,240
He won't even know what this is.

1035
00:34:40,240 --> 00:34:41,640
Like, this is mac and cheese?

1036
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:44,600
But we'll make it.

1037
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:46,600
We gotta make a pan and all the comedians taste it.

1038
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:48,720
And then they give their grade without knowing

1039
00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:49,680
who's whose whose.

1040
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:51,520
All right?

1041
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:52,340
This is a good idea.

1042
00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:53,320
I would like some requirements on the people

1043
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:55,280
that are judging the mac and cheese.

1044
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:57,720
You gotta be over 200.

1045
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:01,440
See, but I think smaller people.

1046
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:02,600
Because we got enough of them.

1047
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:03,440
Yeah.

1048
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:04,280
I mean, a couple.

1049
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:08,360
But I think smaller people appreciate taste more

1050
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:10,040
because big people, like if you give it to Pat,

1051
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:10,880
it's just food.

1052
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:11,720
Damn.

1053
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:16,920
It's like the people that say all women are beautiful.

1054
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:17,760
It's like, no, they're not.

1055
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:18,600
No, they're not.

1056
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:20,240
Shut up.

1057
00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:22,120
But they're not all created equal.

1058
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,760
Not all mac and cheeses are created equal, bro.

1059
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:24,600
They're not.

1060
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:25,440
They're very different.

1061
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:27,280
And it's all preference too.

1062
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:30,600
Because I know people who like soupy mac and cheese.

1063
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:31,440
You know what I'm saying?

1064
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:32,280
It's creamier.

1065
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:34,360
Soupy, no.

1066
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:35,480
But creamy, yes.

1067
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:37,720
I like creamy but baked.

1068
00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:38,560
Yeah.

1069
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:39,380
So yeah, right?

1070
00:35:39,380 --> 00:35:40,220
So it's like.

1071
00:35:40,220 --> 00:35:41,440
The contrast, the texture.

1072
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:43,640
But the thing about baking, how you can fuck it up,

1073
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:45,120
is make it too dry.

1074
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:45,960
And that's the key.

1075
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:47,640
And that's why people, I got the secret ingredient.

1076
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:48,760
I don't know if you have it in yours,

1077
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:49,760
but we'll find out.

1078
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:50,600
We'll see.

1079
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:52,800
So it has to be creamy when it's baked, dude.

1080
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:55,080
So this is Thanksgiving.

1081
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:56,600
I'm getting riled up.

1082
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:57,800
This is my favorite holiday.

1083
00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,640
I just want you guys to know.

1084
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:00,800
This is my favorite holiday.

1085
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:02,840
When it comes to Thanksgiving

1086
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:04,840
and I'm in charge of a dinner for anybody,

1087
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:07,480
it's gonna be rotisserie chicken and crab mac and cheese.

1088
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:08,760
And Hawaiian rolls.

1089
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:09,580
I would leave.

1090
00:36:09,580 --> 00:36:11,040
I would be actually angry at you.

1091
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:12,920
And leave.

1092
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,120
I'm giving you a heads up.

1093
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:15,520
I'm gonna roll them.

1094
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:16,360
Yeah.

1095
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:17,480
Not the crab.

1096
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:19,600
You guys didn't get the Hawaiian rolls?

1097
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:21,080
Hawaiian rolls are fire.

1098
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:21,920
They are fire.

1099
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:25,240
Dude, I made a sandwich out of Hawaiian rolls the other day.

1100
00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:26,520
I got like four of them

1101
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:28,480
and I just cut them through the middle.

1102
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:29,320
You cut through the middle?

1103
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:30,200
Yeah.

1104
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:33,320
And then just put the turkey cheese, some sauces.

1105
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:36,600
They do that at Publix.

1106
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:37,640
Yeah, that's what I was gonna say.

1107
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:39,320
They got the rolls there.

1108
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:40,160
Yeah.

1109
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:41,000
And we'll make like the,

1110
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,640
we'll use the pretzel bun they got or the normal one.

1111
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:45,480
Damn, okay.

1112
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:48,560
I do, I like Publix regular bread though.

1113
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:49,400
Me too.

1114
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:50,220
That's a good bread.

1115
00:36:50,220 --> 00:36:51,060
Like in the sub?

1116
00:36:51,060 --> 00:36:51,900
Yeah.

1117
00:36:51,900 --> 00:36:53,480
That's a good bread right there.

1118
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,080
Which breads y'all get for your subs?

1119
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:55,920
White.

1120
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:56,760
White, me too.

1121
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:57,580
It ain't white.

1122
00:36:57,580 --> 00:36:58,420
The right answer.

1123
00:36:58,420 --> 00:36:59,260
I don't agree with that part.

1124
00:36:59,260 --> 00:37:01,720
But yeah, the bread,

1125
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:04,000
cause it's like you get that whole grain of wheat.

1126
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,960
I'll be honest, that Subway bread is bullshit.

1127
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:06,800
It is.

1128
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:07,620
It's cake.

1129
00:37:07,620 --> 00:37:08,760
I'm not a big fan of it.

1130
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:10,040
That's not classified as bread.

1131
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:10,880
It's cake, isn't it?

1132
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:12,400
Yeah, it's cake, sugar.

1133
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:16,200
The only thing I like from Subway is the meatball sub,

1134
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:19,240
which it is, it's better than Publix meatball sub.

1135
00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:20,080
It's better than,

1136
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:21,680
the only one that's not better than is Firehouse.

1137
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:22,520
Firehouse has a better meatball sub.

1138
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:23,640
Firehouse has good subs.

1139
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:26,120
But like most meatball subs that go around and taste,

1140
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:29,880
I'm like, I base it off, is it better than Subway?

1141
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:33,160
And Firehouse is the only one so far.

1142
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:34,000
Yeah.

1143
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,480
I always get the Jared meal.

1144
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:37,320
Jared.

1145
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:38,160
From Subway.

1146
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:42,680
Well your mustache says it.

1147
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:43,520
It still got that?

1148
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:45,960
The Jared from Subway meal.

1149
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:46,800
Let me search this up.

1150
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:47,640
This is crazy.

1151
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:48,460
They still.

1152
00:37:48,460 --> 00:37:49,300
Oh yeah, you're right.

1153
00:37:49,300 --> 00:37:51,640
Listen up, you never know what's gonna pop up, man.

1154
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:52,480
Never know.

1155
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:54,720
It's not associated with Subway.

1156
00:37:54,720 --> 00:37:56,600
The Pub sub is my favorite sub, man.

1157
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:57,440
Pub sub.

1158
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:58,800
That's hard to beat, bro.

1159
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:00,240
What comes on the Pub sub?

1160
00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:01,400
I'm just saying any Pub sub.

1161
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:02,240
Oh, okay.

1162
00:38:02,240 --> 00:38:03,080
Like that's my favorite place to go get a sub.

1163
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:04,760
Yeah, just go get a sub, yeah, yeah.

1164
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,640
It's definitely, if I want meat,

1165
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:07,680
cause they got boar heads meat.

1166
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:09,240
The hot honey chicken tender sub.

1167
00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:10,800
It's hard to beat, bro.

1168
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:11,840
It's hard to beat.

1169
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:14,080
That hot honey sauce, dude,

1170
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:15,240
it'll make you feel something.

1171
00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:16,080
It does.

1172
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:16,920
Yeah, it'll make you feel something.

1173
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:18,480
It makes you tingle.

1174
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:21,440
They also got,

1175
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:24,640
it's like a JW's rotisserie chicken,

1176
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:26,780
but it's barbecue rotisserie chicken.

1177
00:38:26,780 --> 00:38:28,920
And like, it's good as fuck, bro.

1178
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:31,120
They have the sliders pre-made in the deli.

1179
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:32,120
Barbecue rotisserie chicken.

1180
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:34,320
It's good, you don't think it would,

1181
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,040
it sounds, you know, like, hmm.

1182
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:37,120
It sounds good, barbecue rotisserie.

1183
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:38,440
It's good as fuck, dude.

1184
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:40,160
It's so good.

1185
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:41,160
I know what you're talking about,

1186
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:44,480
because they do make, it's the sweet bees

1187
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:47,020
that they make with the little sliders.

1188
00:38:47,020 --> 00:38:47,860
It's nice, bro.

1189
00:38:47,860 --> 00:38:50,200
Very good, I had that the other day.

1190
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:51,200
It was perfect.

1191
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:54,720
A little, if you want something quick and fast from Subway,

1192
00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:56,160
I know what we're saying, we don't like Subway,

1193
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:58,120
but they have those little slider things,

1194
00:38:58,120 --> 00:38:58,960
and they're like cheap.

1195
00:38:58,960 --> 00:38:59,800
I haven't had one of those.

1196
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:00,960
They're like $2 or something.

1197
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:03,880
And like, if you eat two of them, you're good.

1198
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:05,520
Yeah, but the Subway,

1199
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:07,960
and I know Brandon will know all about this.

1200
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:09,680
The Subway cookies, though.

1201
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:10,520
Oh yeah.

1202
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:11,360
So good.

1203
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:14,880
Raspberry cheesecake, macadamia nut,

1204
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:18,440
double chocolate chunk, shout out Big Justice,

1205
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:21,000
and chocolate chip.

1206
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,480
Hey, you guys see the Rizzler on AEW, though?

1207
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:24,380
Yes.

1208
00:39:24,380 --> 00:39:25,800
Jackson is that.

1209
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:26,920
I was hyped up on that.

1210
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:29,960
I love how they have to zoom the camera in so much,

1211
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:32,960
because he's like a third of the height of everybody else.

1212
00:39:34,420 --> 00:39:36,280
The Rizzler, dog, I like this guy.

1213
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:37,120
I like them.

1214
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:40,120
I don't know what's wrong with me, but I like them.

1215
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:41,640
That's called pedophilia, though.

1216
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:42,720
No, no, not like that.

1217
00:39:42,720 --> 00:39:43,560
What?

1218
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:44,480
No, no.

1219
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:46,040
No, I'm not.

1220
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:49,040
I'm talking about the whole Justice League they got.

1221
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:50,680
That's what they call it, the Justice League?

1222
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:51,520
That's pretty sick.

1223
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:52,920
I didn't know that's what they called it.

1224
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:54,840
I don't know if they are, I just imagine.

1225
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:57,400
Dude, you need to trademark that now, bro.

1226
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:58,800
We gotta get the Justice League

1227
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:00,960
in the Clown College studio.

1228
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:02,360
Dude, I would love them.

1229
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:05,080
I really do like them.

1230
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:06,520
I like the whole thing.

1231
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:08,600
I mean, I'm not mad at it,

1232
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:10,760
but what I don't understand is like,

1233
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:14,560
Big Justice and his dad do the same dance in every video.

1234
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:15,400
Yeah.

1235
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:18,080
And it's just, I don't, you know,

1236
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:21,280
the replay value is sparse.

1237
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:22,640
I mean, consistency, yes.

1238
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:25,720
Now, I don't follow anybody and like watch whatever,

1239
00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:28,000
like whoever has viral clips or whatever.

1240
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,720
I don't look at any of them,

1241
00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:31,520
only when it pops up on my Twitter.

1242
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:34,200
And every time they pop up on my Twitter,

1243
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:35,720
I watch every single video.

1244
00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:37,840
And at first I was like, I hate this.

1245
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:39,880
And I was like, and then like the second video,

1246
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:42,280
I was like, I'm supposed to hate this, but why don't I?

1247
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:43,560
And then I'm like, I'm all in.

1248
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:46,080
It's because the blue light brain rot

1249
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:47,120
is getting to you, dude.

1250
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:47,960
Do you think that's what it is?

1251
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:49,120
It's affecting us all.

1252
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:50,560
In combination with the Red 40

1253
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:52,040
and the fluoride and the water supply,

1254
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:53,600
RFK is waging a war on that now.

1255
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:56,160
Oh, you and Brad would have had a good time.

1256
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:58,800
I'll just tell you that now.

1257
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:00,360
You guys would have had a great time.

1258
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:01,200
It's true, man.

1259
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:04,360
I was listening to this podcast on the way here

1260
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:05,840
and this guy was talking about,

1261
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:08,800
or these two guys were talking about how,

1262
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,360
I don't know if we can say this on YouTube,

1263
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:15,360
but Netanyahu sent Shino Abe, the Shinzo.

1264
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:17,600
Shinzo, they sent him,

1265
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:22,080
or they gave him a pair of shoes with ice cream in it.

1266
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:22,920
Like something weird.

1267
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:23,760
Back in the day?

1268
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:24,880
Right before he died.

1269
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:25,720
Oh.

1270
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:28,600
He was the prime minister of Japan

1271
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:30,120
and that guy put that gun together

1272
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:33,200
with duct tape and paper towel rolls and shit

1273
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:34,040
and killed him.

1274
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:34,860
Yeah.

1275
00:41:34,860 --> 00:41:36,940
Yeah, right before, a little bit before that,

1276
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:40,680
Netanyahu gave him the ice cream with the shoes in it.

1277
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:43,000
I don't really know what that was supposed to represent.

1278
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:46,840
There was ice cream, just like a scoop of ice cream

1279
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:48,320
or was it wrapped up like a ice cream?

1280
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:50,480
I think it was just a scoop and a shoe.

1281
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:51,400
Scoop and a shoe.

1282
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:52,520
I think it was a scoop and a shoe.

1283
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:53,360
Or was it ice creams?

1284
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:54,200
Those are, those were,

1285
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:55,520
because that was a brand that was like.

1286
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:56,760
Oh.

1287
00:41:56,760 --> 00:42:00,400
I think it was regular, generic shoe, you know,

1288
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:02,200
and just ice cream in there.

1289
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:03,040
They gave it to him.

1290
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:04,720
I don't know what it means.

1291
00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:05,800
Well, he got shot like,

1292
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:07,480
what are you saying, next day, next week?

1293
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:08,320
Damn.

1294
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:11,120
Within, honestly, I don't know.

1295
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:13,560
Probably within a month or two.

1296
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:16,000
That's pure speculation though.

1297
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:16,840
I wasn't.

1298
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:19,120
And he has a, he has a hit out on his head, right?

1299
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,600
What's the Israel dude name?

1300
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:22,440
Netanyahu.

1301
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:23,280
Netanyahu.

1302
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:24,440
He is.

1303
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:25,840
Warrant out by the ICJ.

1304
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:28,200
He's doing war crimes and they're trying to get him, right?

1305
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:29,040
Somebody is.

1306
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:29,880
Who's trying to get him?

1307
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:31,240
The ICJ? Look up, look up, look up.

1308
00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:32,760
Don't ask me how to spell this either, Brandon.

1309
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:33,600
The ICJ?

1310
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:34,440
What's his name?

1311
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:35,280
Yeah, it doesn't mean.

1312
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:36,440
Netanyahu.

1313
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:37,640
So, ICJs?

1314
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:40,160
It's actually really funny, because.

1315
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:41,040
Hey, quick question.

1316
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:43,240
Did they know what flavor the ice cream was?

1317
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:45,400
Mm.

1318
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:46,400
If I had to guess.

1319
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:47,960
That's him.

1320
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:49,520
What are you guessing?

1321
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:50,360
Pistachio.

1322
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:51,200
That's what I was thinking.

1323
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:52,240
I just didn't want to say it.

1324
00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:53,440
I mean, I don't,

1325
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:54,280
cause I don't know.

1326
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:55,120
It might have been pistachio.

1327
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:55,960
Why do you think it's pistachio?

1328
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:57,760
I don't know, because I was like.

1329
00:42:57,760 --> 00:42:59,000
That's a good ice cream though.

1330
00:42:59,000 --> 00:42:59,840
Are you gonna waste that and put it in this shit?

1331
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:01,120
I love pistachio.

1332
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,240
They did disrespect on cars too with it though.

1333
00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:04,600
You remember what they, you remember what made her?

1334
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:06,320
Yeah, I can't believe they did that, dude.

1335
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:07,160
That's bullshit.

1336
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:08,000
It filled me in.

1337
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:08,920
Dude, so. They shit on it.

1338
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:11,200
So what happened was, they gave him some ice cream.

1339
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:12,040
He's like, ooh, ice cream.

1340
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:13,280
And then when they said it was pistachio,

1341
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:15,200
he was like, oh no, and acted a fool

1342
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:16,600
and was trying to get his tongue all out

1343
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:18,120
and started licking the waterfall.

1344
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:20,160
And they did the same thing in SpongeBob.

1345
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:21,160
Bullshit.

1346
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:22,360
It's over pistachio ice cream.

1347
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:23,200
They're giving it a bad name.

1348
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:24,040
It's over pistachio.

1349
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:24,880
Yeah.

1350
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:26,200
It's racism to ice cream, man.

1351
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:27,040
Yeah.

1352
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:28,320
Yeah, cause it's green.

1353
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:29,400
Yeah, wicked.

1354
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:30,320
It all ties back.

1355
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:31,600
It's not really bad.

1356
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:34,640
You should make a PSA about that.

1357
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:35,600
I'm dead serious.

1358
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:38,920
You should make a PSA about all this slander

1359
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:42,200
that's been going on to pistachio ice cream.

1360
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:43,480
Dude, let's do it.

1361
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:44,800
Because it's not bad.

1362
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:46,360
It's actually very good.

1363
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:48,440
It's better than almost any ice cream.

1364
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:49,280
Come on now.

1365
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:50,120
Sweet and savory.

1366
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:50,960
You're passionate about this.

1367
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:51,800
Yeah.

1368
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:52,640
It's good ice ice cream.

1369
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:54,080
It's not my favorite, but I'm not mad at it.

1370
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:55,480
How you gonna eat pistachio

1371
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:57,680
and say you don't like pistachio ice cream?

1372
00:43:57,680 --> 00:43:58,520
Talk to him.

1373
00:43:58,520 --> 00:43:59,340
That's bullshit, man.

1374
00:43:59,340 --> 00:44:00,180
That's bullshit.

1375
00:44:00,180 --> 00:44:01,000
Somebody's lying.

1376
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:01,840
Somebody is lying, man.

1377
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:03,200
You either don't like pistachios

1378
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:04,800
or you just wanna be in the fucking trend

1379
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:05,960
that's happening now.

1380
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:06,920
You know what I mean?

1381
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:07,880
It's fucked up, too.

1382
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:08,720
Everybody talking about,

1383
00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:10,280
oh man, pistachios and shit.

1384
00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:11,120
Man, get the fuck out of here.

1385
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:11,960
Get the fuck out of here.

1386
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:12,800
It's group think, bro.

1387
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:15,680
Yeah, nobody wants to be an individual anymore.

1388
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:17,360
I would eat a whole tub of that thing right now,

1389
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:18,960
proudly in front of all of y'all.

1390
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:23,280
I mean, you don't have to do a public display.

1391
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:24,120
I'm just saying, man.

1392
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:24,960
I get it.

1393
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:25,800
Fuck.

1394
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:28,120
That shit is good.

1395
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:28,960
Yeah.

1396
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:33,040
Pistachio is not my favorite, but it's decent.

1397
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:34,360
I'm glad you're on board.

1398
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:36,120
I'm on board all the way.

1399
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:37,240
It might be my favorite

1400
00:44:37,240 --> 00:44:39,160
because I don't eat ice cream that much,

1401
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:41,240
but when I do, I'm always looking for a flavor like that.

1402
00:44:41,240 --> 00:44:42,080
It's hard to find.

1403
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:42,920
You can't even find it anywhere.

1404
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:43,760
I know.

1405
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:44,960
I like coffee ice cream, man.

1406
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:45,800
Ooh.

1407
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:46,640
Coffee ice cream is good.

1408
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:47,460
I like that, too.

1409
00:44:47,460 --> 00:44:49,640
Jax, they got the best little shake right there

1410
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:52,040
with the mocha stuff, like the coffee and chocolate.

1411
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:54,160
They come together with the chocolate chips.

1412
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:55,000
I like that.

1413
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:55,820
Chunks, man.

1414
00:44:55,820 --> 00:44:56,660
It's so good.

1415
00:44:56,660 --> 00:44:59,000
But some people like to fucking put too much milk in it

1416
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,200
and make it all water and shit.

1417
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:01,040
What type of people?

1418
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:01,880
You like it thick.

1419
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:02,700
Lazy ass people.

1420
00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:03,880
Yeah, make it thick as fuck, man.

1421
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:04,720
Make that shit, baby.

1422
00:45:04,720 --> 00:45:07,760
You want the straw to break when you're trying to close in.

1423
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:08,600
A mullet.

1424
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:11,240
Well, you gotta get a spoon and the paper spoon breaks.

1425
00:45:11,240 --> 00:45:12,080
Yeah.

1426
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:12,900
You know what I mean?

1427
00:45:12,900 --> 00:45:13,740
Like that type of thing.

1428
00:45:13,740 --> 00:45:15,560
So you want a Blizzard.

1429
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:17,040
Yeah, or maybe a custard.

1430
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:18,400
A Blizzard with a big enough straw

1431
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:20,280
that you can suck all the giblets down with it.

1432
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:22,800
Yes, or maybe we could do a custard, too.

1433
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:23,840
Like you ever been to Freddy's?

1434
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:24,680
Mm-hmm.

1435
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:25,500
Yep, that.

1436
00:45:25,500 --> 00:45:26,340
That's nice.

1437
00:45:26,340 --> 00:45:27,520
That's sick right there.

1438
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:30,760
Who has the best shake that you guys have had?

1439
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:32,080
What a question, dude.

1440
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:32,920
Damn, man.

1441
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:33,760
What a question.

1442
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:34,960
I like shakes now.

1443
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:38,240
Purely fast food or any restaurant?

1444
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:40,480
Yeah, let's go with something

1445
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:42,120
that's accessible to everybody.

1446
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:46,600
Okay, I will say Chick-fil-A makes a decent shake.

1447
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:47,440
Really?

1448
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:48,360
Yeah, they do.

1449
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:49,320
It's good.

1450
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:52,120
Like it's like if you want a classic chocolate,

1451
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:53,320
vanilla, or strawberry,

1452
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:54,880
Chick-fil-A's not gonna disappoint you.

1453
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:55,720
Okay, okay.

1454
00:45:55,720 --> 00:45:57,800
But if you want more of like a specialty

1455
00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:00,760
or like a more variety of flavors,

1456
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:01,600
I would say the Chick-fil-A.

1457
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:02,420
Mm-hmm.

1458
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:06,520
Honestly, Handles has pretty good fucking milkshakes, dude.

1459
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:07,360
I don't know what Handles is.

1460
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:08,200
Me neither, I don't.

1461
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:11,520
They got one over there by Kroger in Madison

1462
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:13,120
by the Buffalo Wild Wings.

1463
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:13,960
Okay.

1464
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:16,920
And then they got one in Jones Valley on Four Mile Post.

1465
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:18,960
It might be just a Alabama thing, though, right?

1466
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:19,800
Probably.

1467
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:20,620
No, I think it's a Nashville thing.

1468
00:46:20,620 --> 00:46:21,540
Oh, it is?

1469
00:46:21,540 --> 00:46:24,200
Fun fact, here's some Handles trivia for you, dude.

1470
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:29,200
The last owner of Handles before the current one in Madison,

1471
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:32,200
I don't know, it's like right there by the Buffalo Wild Wings

1472
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:33,280
with Kroger and all that shit.

1473
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:34,120
Yeah, about it.

1474
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:39,120
He got kinda canceled and Handles was closed

1475
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:42,240
for like a year, like a little under a year

1476
00:46:42,240 --> 00:46:46,040
because he said some unsavory things about the blacks.

1477
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:46,880
What'd he say?

1478
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:47,700
On Facebook.

1479
00:46:47,700 --> 00:46:48,920
I think he said Hard-R.

1480
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:49,760
On the Facebook.

1481
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:50,580
Oh, really?

1482
00:46:50,580 --> 00:46:51,420
He went Hard-R on Facebook.

1483
00:46:51,420 --> 00:46:52,260
Oh, wow.

1484
00:46:52,260 --> 00:46:53,080
Yeah.

1485
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:53,920
Okay.

1486
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:55,640
Yeah, and then they replaced him with black owners.

1487
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:56,480
Hell yeah.

1488
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:57,320
Pretty sick, dude.

1489
00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:58,140
Hell yeah.

1490
00:46:58,140 --> 00:46:58,980
Hell yeah.

1491
00:46:58,980 --> 00:47:01,240
At first I was about to be like, nevermind, man,

1492
00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:03,560
I don't want this milkshake, but hell yeah, that comeback.

1493
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:06,320
He ain't hanging it himself, you know, fuck that dude.

1494
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:07,160
Yeah.

1495
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:08,360
What the fuck was he bitching about anyway?

1496
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:09,520
I don't know, man.

1497
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:15,480
It was during COVID, I think towards the beginning of COVID,

1498
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:18,640
he is, I don't know if it was from recent

1499
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:21,720
or they went back and found some shit from back in the day,

1500
00:47:21,720 --> 00:47:22,960
but either way, you know what I mean,

1501
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:25,400
he was ragging on black people.

1502
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:26,240
Fucked up.

1503
00:47:26,240 --> 00:47:27,760
About something, I don't know what it was.

1504
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:29,360
Probably had some people quit on him.

1505
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:30,200
Yeah.

1506
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:31,040
I don't know.

1507
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:32,240
Pussy.

1508
00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:34,160
Went straight online.

1509
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:35,360
Yeah, didn't do it.

1510
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:37,960
This is why I say, I hate the new racists.

1511
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:39,160
They wanna be online.

1512
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:40,920
I love my racists to talk shit

1513
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:43,160
because then you could put bleeding on their brain

1514
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:44,480
or whatever, or nothing.

1515
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:45,320
It could be nothing.

1516
00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:46,840
Maybe you're outnumbered and nothing happened,

1517
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:48,080
but you know, it's always the risk

1518
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:50,240
and they know that risk and I respect them way more.

1519
00:47:50,240 --> 00:47:51,080
Yes.

1520
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:51,900
Way more.

1521
00:47:51,900 --> 00:47:54,280
And if it was a black owner and it was about white people,

1522
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:56,040
they would have just told them to their face

1523
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:56,880
like they should.

1524
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:57,720
Yeah, yeah.

1525
00:47:57,720 --> 00:47:59,880
Have you ever seen the This Is For Rachel video?

1526
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:03,120
This is for Rachel, you big fat white smelling,

1527
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:06,880
nasty ass bitch, why you took me off the motherfucking schedule.

1528
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:07,880
Yes, I love that.

1529
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:10,600
That's the best video of all time.

1530
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:11,720
Brad, look at that.

1531
00:48:11,720 --> 00:48:12,560
That's the best shit.

1532
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:13,920
Just look up This Is For Rachel.

1533
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:15,000
We'll just play a little bit of it

1534
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:15,840
because it is the longest show.

1535
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:17,160
It is so good, dude.

1536
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:18,160
It's so good.

1537
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:19,960
What did you have to try for that?

1538
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:31,120
This message lasts two minutes.

1539
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:34,280
This is for Rachel, you big fat white, nasty smelling,

1540
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:37,240
fat bitch, why you took me off the motherfucking schedule

1541
00:48:37,240 --> 00:48:39,520
with your trifling, dirty, white, racist ass,

1542
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:42,400
big fat bitch, oompa loompa, body ass bitch.

1543
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:45,120
I'm coming up and I'm going to beat the fuck out of you, bitch.

1544
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:46,360
And don't even call the police today

1545
00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:47,680
because I'm going to come up unexpected

1546
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:49,280
and wait on your motherfucking ass bitch.

1547
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:51,240
I'm coming to beat the fuck out of you, bitch.

1548
00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:54,520
Because you did that on purpose with your Andriy racist white ass.

1549
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:56,200
See her, bitch?

1550
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:58,640
Watch, I'm coming up to fuck you up, bitch.

1551
00:48:58,640 --> 00:48:59,880
I'm telling you, watch.

1552
00:48:59,880 --> 00:49:01,360
I know what kind of car you drive.

1553
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:03,600
I'm going to wait on you and I'm going to beat your ass, bitch.

1554
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:05,440
Because I'm going to show you not to play with Jasmine

1555
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:06,600
Collins' money, bitch.

1556
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:08,040
That's the first thing you did.

1557
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:09,360
And you got me fucked up because bitch,

1558
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:11,040
I told you what the fuck was going on.

1559
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:13,440
You white motherfuckers hate to see black people doing good

1560
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:16,880
or doing good or doing anything for their motherfucking self.

1561
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:18,440
Ugly, sad, white bitch.

1562
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:20,000
Watch, I'm telling you, I'm coming up

1563
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,560
to beat your motherfucking ass.

1564
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:24,480
See her smelling white dog smelling ass bitch.

1565
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:27,040
Watch, I'm going to fuck you up because you got me fucked up.

1566
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:29,120
I'm going to sit up there and try to do that old Andriy ass shit.

1567
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:31,320
Bitch, you with Andriy the first day I came up there

1568
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:33,960
talking about a bitch that had on pajamas with you walking around her

1569
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:35,520
in some $10 ass jeans on.

1570
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:37,880
Dirty, dusty, white bitch.

1571
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:41,200
Get up there behind that counter, smell them like cheese, bitch.

1572
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:43,120
Stinky, fat, white ass.

1573
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:45,200
Bitch, you going to not try to answer this phone?

1574
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:46,640
I'm coming to fuck you up.

1575
00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:47,360
I'm telling you.

1576
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:49,320
You better remember who I am because bitch,

1577
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:52,320
you going to run when you see me because I'm coming to fuck you up, bitch.

1578
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:55,040
Want to sit around and play with me about my motherfucking money?

1579
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:56,560
Want to play about my motherfucking money?

1580
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:58,240
Bitch, you going to sit around trying to do that?

1581
00:49:58,240 --> 00:50:00,120
Bitch, you know what I'll do? You know.

1582
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:01,960
Dude.

1583
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:05,600
She is the David Goggins of the fast food industry.

1584
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:06,840
That's crazy as hell.

1585
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:08,160
I love her.

1586
00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:09,080
What jobs was that?

1587
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:11,720
I love how she says bitch.

1588
00:50:11,720 --> 00:50:12,400
What restaurant?

1589
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:13,480
That nasty white bitch.

1590
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:14,520
I'm guessing Wendy's.

1591
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:15,440
I don't know what it was.

1592
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:16,080
The fuck for Wendy's?

1593
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:18,600
But I feel like it was Wendy's for some reason.

1594
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:19,760
Go to Walmart, man.

1595
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:20,920
What the fuck?

1596
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:22,440
More money.

1597
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:25,760
Yeah, well, it's probably Rachel over there being a bitch.

1598
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:26,280
Wet dogs.

1599
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:27,120
I don't know what's going on.

1600
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:28,600
I don't know.

1601
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:29,120
I don't know.

1602
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:30,120
I don't know what happened.

1603
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:30,840
I love that.

1604
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:33,280
You just can't mess with Jasmine Collins money, man.

1605
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:34,920
That's the fucking funny.

1606
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:36,480
That's the first one.

1607
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:37,440
Do you know what that reminds me of?

1608
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:42,240
You remember that Steve Harvey joke where he was talking about Willie getting fired?

1609
00:50:42,240 --> 00:50:44,520
Where he was talking about how white people and black people

1610
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:46,280
with getting fired?

1611
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:47,600
That's what it was.

1612
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:48,120
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1613
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:48,920
I know what you're talking about.

1614
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:49,480
Yeah, with Willie.

1615
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:53,560
Where Willie's like, oh, you don't mess with Willie and stuff, throwing shit everywhere.

1616
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:54,800
Like arrested him.

1617
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:56,760
And what'd he say?

1618
00:50:56,760 --> 00:51:00,040
He said the other one was like, I was going to quit anyway.

1619
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:00,720
Right?

1620
00:51:00,720 --> 00:51:03,640
Wait, no, I think he was like, he was just like, oh, Father Joseph,

1621
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:06,880
what am I going to tell Willa Nena or something like that?

1622
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:08,120
He was just like, oh, no.

1623
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:10,320
But Willie was all like, oh, fuck that shit, bitch.

1624
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:11,720
You got me fucked up.

1625
00:51:11,720 --> 00:51:12,560
Tore up the place.

1626
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:13,920
They had to get the police and stuff.

1627
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:16,120
It was a little funny.

1628
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:16,880
That's good shit.

1629
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:17,240
Damn.

1630
00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:19,040
But we should continue on this dessert stuff, man.

1631
00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:20,840
What's your favorite milkshake?

1632
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:21,520
Milkshakes.

1633
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:22,040
What's your favorite milkshake?

1634
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:22,920
It is Thanksgiving.

1635
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:24,560
And we got to get everybody hungry, right?

1636
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:24,840
Yeah.

1637
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:26,680
So what's your favorite milkshake?

1638
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:27,320
Oh, OK.

1639
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:30,480
So my favorite milkshake will always be a strawberry milkshake.

1640
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:34,200
And I don't know where to find them, but I guess Chick-fil-A, I don't ever go there.

1641
00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:35,240
So but.

1642
00:51:35,240 --> 00:51:35,840
D-Shake.

1643
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:36,280
Yeah.

1644
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:41,000
But the best one I've had is that Cookout and it's the peach cobbled one.

1645
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:45,800
The only downside is that it is it does get too chunky sometimes.

1646
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:48,080
You can't you can't get it through the straw.

1647
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:49,880
But the taste of that is just amazing.

1648
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:52,160
And three homeless people will knock on your window.

1649
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:52,840
Oh, yeah.

1650
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:53,560
Five dollars.

1651
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:54,480
Without a doubt.

1652
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:55,880
So I want collapse out there, man.

1653
00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:59,040
I'm very worried because it was like almost 100 degrees.

1654
00:51:59,040 --> 00:51:59,840
Still was on the floor.

1655
00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:01,000
I was like, what should he?

1656
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:02,760
Did you get out and help him?

1657
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:04,120
I didn't know what to do, man.

1658
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:04,800
So that's a no.

1659
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:06,640
No.

1660
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:08,240
I think he got up, though.

1661
00:52:08,240 --> 00:52:11,080
You got to ask him if he wanted a peach cobbler shake.

1662
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:12,600
No, I didn't get the peach cobbler shake.

1663
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:13,680
I got the mint shake.

1664
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:14,480
OK.

1665
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:15,160
That's good.

1666
00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:17,160
Cookout does have like 40 flavors.

1667
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:18,040
Do they got 40 flavors?

1668
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:18,760
They do.

1669
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:21,400
I like they have a great cappuccino milkshake.

1670
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:22,320
That's fire.

1671
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:23,720
Butterfinger shake.

1672
00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:26,360
I like I like shit with some mix ins in it.

1673
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:28,000
Give me a candy shake.

1674
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:28,480
Reese's.

1675
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:30,160
You like Sonics, don't you?

1676
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:31,840
Sonic Blast is fire.

1677
00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:33,840
First of all.

1678
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:35,400
Sonic has a Sonic Blast.

1679
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:37,640
The large is like this fucking big, dude.

1680
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:41,000
It's a gallon of ice cream in a cup, man.

1681
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:46,400
It is $9, but I've crushed some of those, dude.

1682
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:49,080
I've been in that place before.

1683
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:52,520
And it's a pretty good place to be.

1684
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:53,640
I love it.

1685
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:54,400
I don't like the other.

1686
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:56,480
What you're describing is the worst one to me.

1687
00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:59,080
You like little M&Ms and stuff like that?

1688
00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:01,720
Well, M&M's not my favorite, but Reese's,

1689
00:53:01,720 --> 00:53:04,760
like a Reese's cup blended up into vanilla ice cream.

1690
00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:05,720
Bro.

1691
00:53:05,720 --> 00:53:07,880
So good, dude.

1692
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:09,160
You guys would be so mad at me.

1693
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:13,440
I worked at Dairy Queen from like when I was 16 till I was 21,

1694
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:15,520
on and off jail and college.

1695
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:17,560
Whatever I had in that thing.

1696
00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:20,520
And I never once ate a Blizzard or anything.

1697
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:22,280
The only thing I would eat from the front,

1698
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:25,160
because I was a cook, is a cherry dip cone.

1699
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:28,120
A small cherry dip cone once in a while.

1700
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:29,840
That's the Red 40 addiction.

1701
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:31,760
Yeah, it might have been.

1702
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:32,440
Yeah, I don't know.

1703
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:34,400
I would be 500 pounds if I was a Dairy Queen.

1704
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:35,360
Oh, me too, man.

1705
00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:36,320
That'd take you a lot.

1706
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:37,680
I'd always give me a little.

1707
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:38,840
Do you get free ice cream?

1708
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:39,680
Hm?

1709
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:41,040
You get free ice cream?

1710
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:41,640
I mean.

1711
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:42,440
You can just make it.

1712
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:45,720
Not technically, but you get like half off of your lunch.

1713
00:53:45,720 --> 00:53:48,960
But they throw away shit like they fuck up shit all the time.

1714
00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:51,520
They'll be like, the people up there making the Blizzard's

1715
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:56,720
be like, I made a wrong, anybody want to Reese's Blizzard?

1716
00:53:56,720 --> 00:53:57,880
Me and Brandon be fighting.

1717
00:53:57,880 --> 00:53:58,400
Oh, yeah.

1718
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:00,600
I'd always be stepping up to the plate for that, man.

1719
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:02,120
He'd be like, this is your fifth one.

1720
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:04,720
If somebody asked him.

1721
00:54:04,720 --> 00:54:07,360
I think I know how you got that job at Dairy Queen, dude.

1722
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:07,840
How was that?

1723
00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:10,560
A lot of those franchisees are of Indian heritage.

1724
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:13,160
No.

1725
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:15,440
These are actually two older white people.

1726
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:16,360
And I love them.

1727
00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:17,040
They love me.

1728
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:18,200
They love black people.

1729
00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:19,520
They love black males.

1730
00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:21,960
And both of them, I swear to God.

1731
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:26,440
But they used to treat the workers, the white girls.

1732
00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:30,080
Because they would only hire 16-year-olds.

1733
00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:30,760
Yeah.

1734
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:32,360
They would only hire 16.

1735
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:33,440
If you stayed there long, that just

1736
00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:35,000
means you've been there that long.

1737
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:38,200
And then Rue, she was cutthroat.

1738
00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:40,640
She'd be like, you dumb motherfucker.

1739
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:41,720
I'm talking hard.

1740
00:54:41,720 --> 00:54:45,400
And while customers, it'll be a fucking line out the door.

1741
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:48,760
And she'll be getting in this 16-year-old girl's head.

1742
00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:50,040
Do you have a drive-thru too?

1743
00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:50,880
Yeah.

1744
00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:51,640
Oh, yeah.

1745
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:52,880
Throwing stuff.

1746
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:55,960
But they were cool.

1747
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:58,040
I loved them.

1748
00:54:58,040 --> 00:54:59,720
Yeah, old Ruth and Tom.

1749
00:54:59,720 --> 00:55:02,360
My ultimate goal is to open up a Guthrie's.

1750
00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:03,320
That shit's old.

1751
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:04,400
Nothing would make me happy.

1752
00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:07,240
Talk to your boy that came out and talked to us at Coleman.

1753
00:55:07,240 --> 00:55:11,880
Yeah, but I want you guys to be able to come.

1754
00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:15,720
Without being in immediate danger.

1755
00:55:15,720 --> 00:55:17,680
It's very weird.

1756
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:18,280
Gosh, man.

1757
00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:19,760
But Guthrie's doesn't have milkshakes.

1758
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:21,720
That's the one knock I have on them, man.

1759
00:55:21,720 --> 00:55:23,520
No desserts.

1760
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:24,040
Yeah.

1761
00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:25,480
No desserts at all.

1762
00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:29,600
It does Canes and whatever the other one is like.

1763
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:30,680
Zaxby's has dessert.

1764
00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:31,200
Oh, yeah.

1765
00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:31,680
One of the best.

1766
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:33,280
Zaxby's used to have milkshakes.

1767
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:33,800
Yeah.

1768
00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:35,000
That's actually my favorite.

1769
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,240
Like their birthday cake when they had a fallen soldier.

1770
00:55:37,240 --> 00:55:38,320
That used to be huge.

1771
00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:39,520
And then they got rid of that.

1772
00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:41,040
Dude, Zaxby's went downhill, bro.

1773
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:42,600
I'm going to take this stance right now.

1774
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:43,400
Fuck Zaxby's.

1775
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:44,920
And if you like Zaxby's, fuck you.

1776
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:46,160
Yeah, I might just have Zaxby's out.

1777
00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:46,600
Hold on.

1778
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:48,800
Yeah, I was going to say, Zaxby's not a bad option

1779
00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:50,240
when you're out there on the street.

1780
00:55:50,240 --> 00:55:52,320
Shriveled up ass chicken fingers.

1781
00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:52,720
Damn.

1782
00:55:52,720 --> 00:55:53,320
That shit, no.

1783
00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:54,920
Why are you ordering chicken fingers?

1784
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:55,760
There's better options.

1785
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:57,240
What else are you going to get at Zaxby's, man?

1786
00:55:57,240 --> 00:55:57,960
Chicken sandwich?

1787
00:55:57,960 --> 00:55:58,460
Wings?

1788
00:55:58,460 --> 00:55:58,960
Salad?

1789
00:55:58,960 --> 00:55:59,920
There's better options.

1790
00:55:59,920 --> 00:56:03,600
Ever since Zaxby's and Mr. Beast got together.

1791
00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:04,680
Is Mr. Beast the reason?

1792
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:06,240
That pedophile?

1793
00:56:06,240 --> 00:56:06,960
He's a pedophile?

1794
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:08,160
I don't know.

1795
00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:09,200
He's a chocolate bar.

1796
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:10,480
Well, let's say that.

1797
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:13,120
I mean, he probably has 100 kids in an abandoned mall

1798
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:15,680
right now for a challenge.

1799
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:17,520
Stand on business, JJ.

1800
00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:18,040
Yeah, fuck.

1801
00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:18,800
He's a pedophile.

1802
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:22,720
He's going to take our channel down because we called him out.

1803
00:56:22,720 --> 00:56:24,800
But his candy bars are pretty good.

1804
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:26,640
The Feastable candy bars.

1805
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:27,560
You don't like them?

1806
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:30,120
It tastes like Easter chocolate to me.

1807
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:30,880
Like, just generic.

1808
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:31,560
Oh, yeah.

1809
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:34,520
It's like the Russell Stover, just generic ass shit.

1810
00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:35,320
I mean, yeah.

1811
00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:36,120
Yeah.

1812
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:38,560
I had the one that was like the milk crunch.

1813
00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:40,240
So like the crunch bar.

1814
00:56:40,240 --> 00:56:43,240
It has like the little like rice crispies in it.

1815
00:56:43,240 --> 00:56:44,520
I liked that.

1816
00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:45,080
That was good.

1817
00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:46,880
But I didn't try any of the other ones.

1818
00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:48,400
I refuse to buy any of that shit.

1819
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:49,560
I heard the cookies were ass.

1820
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:51,400
But you could win $50,000.

1821
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:53,080
I couldn't give a fuck.

1822
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:55,080
You could win $50,000 and a lot of shit.

1823
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:57,840
I'll tell you what, you can't win it in as prize picks.

1824
00:56:57,840 --> 00:57:00,040
All that shit does, unless they want to sponsor them

1825
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:00,760
and their shit.

1826
00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:04,560
But all I have ever done was lost money.

1827
00:57:04,560 --> 00:57:06,160
I put $100 in there at first.

1828
00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:08,760
They give you $50 when you put in your initial, right?

1829
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:11,040
I'm going to just play with it, do $10 bets.

1830
00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:14,320
But they're all parlay, so it's so hard to hit a parlay.

1831
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:18,920
And then you put a three one in, you can only win like $20.

1832
00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:20,280
And it's like there's no reason.

1833
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:21,480
So you put the fourth one in there

1834
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:23,400
so you can win like $100 in every time

1835
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:25,440
that shit fucking never fails.

1836
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:27,680
And then people will show you their shit and look,

1837
00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:28,960
I won $850.

1838
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:31,560
Yeah, but how much did you lose before you won that $850?

1839
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:33,280
Don't fucking bullshit me.

1840
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:35,520
I've been a degenerate gambler before,

1841
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:38,640
alcoholic and drug addict.

1842
00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:41,720
I'm just kidding.

1843
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:43,800
Gambling is just not something I can get into.

1844
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:44,800
Same, it's dangerous for me.

1845
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:47,840
It'll be a very dark road for me.

1846
00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:48,760
It's bad.

1847
00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:52,520
And plus, if you're like Drake, yeah, gambling makes sense.

1848
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:53,120
Yeah, it's fun.

1849
00:57:53,120 --> 00:57:56,160
Bet a million dollars on the thing that makes sense.

1850
00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:58,640
Who are you going to bet, the 60-year-old man

1851
00:57:58,640 --> 00:57:59,880
or the young guy?

1852
00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:00,400
Yeah.

1853
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:02,000
He's also not betting his money.

1854
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:05,280
He's working with the betting company who gives him

1855
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:06,000
like a million.

1856
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:07,840
I never thought about that.

1857
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:11,200
Yeah, that's how those online streamers, that's

1858
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:13,600
how they don't gamble any of their money.

1859
00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:14,840
That's just free money then.

1860
00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:16,480
I think Steve will do it probably,

1861
00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:20,240
spends half his life savings every time he goes to the casino.

1862
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:20,800
Has he?

1863
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:23,880
Or Dana White will give him some money to play with.

1864
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:25,760
Dana White, he talks about his gambling.

1865
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:27,280
He actually has like a little system,

1866
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:30,160
but I don't believe when people say that.

1867
00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:32,680
I just don't believe it's possible to have

1868
00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:35,360
a system in anything where chance has to come

1869
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:36,880
into play for you to win.

1870
00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:39,600
Yeah, they talk about like counting cards and shit,

1871
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:42,320
which I don't know how you do that.

1872
00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:44,600
You probably got to be really great with math

1873
00:58:44,600 --> 00:58:45,720
to be able to do that.

1874
00:58:45,720 --> 00:58:48,320
There's this guy who's like a gambling influencer

1875
00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:50,240
but is actually like a pro gambler.

1876
00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:53,000
His name's Mickey something.

1877
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:56,040
I don't know, but he's like World Series of Poker guy,

1878
00:58:56,040 --> 00:58:57,680
like legit gambler.

1879
00:58:57,680 --> 00:58:59,720
And he explains all these crazy stories

1880
00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:02,040
and he gets kicked out of casinos all the time

1881
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:04,960
because he just knows what to do, knows how to win.

1882
00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:06,600
And yeah, I don't know how.

1883
00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:08,360
But yeah, but then in that case,

1884
00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:10,480
counting cards is a thing, that's the actual skill.

1885
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:12,200
And then you get banned from the casino

1886
00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:13,800
once they realize that you're counting cards.

1887
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:15,160
Which that kind of sucks.

1888
00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:19,960
Well, yeah, but they don't take your earnings before that.

1889
00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:21,760
You were counting and they just ban you.

1890
00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:22,800
You can't come back here, man.

1891
00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:23,840
We know you're counting.

1892
00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:26,040
I think I would just be a slot demon.

1893
00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:28,960
I'd be on the slot machine with the old people

1894
00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:30,920
hitting the fucking screen like this,

1895
00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:33,520
which I don't know what that does, but it looks fun.

1896
00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:36,440
It is fun, but they take my money fast.

1897
00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:39,800
I don't know how to control myself and not push max bet.

1898
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:40,640
You know what I'm saying?

1899
00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:43,520
It's a penny slot, but somehow I'm spending $5 each turn.

1900
00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:46,160
I don't know how I'm doing it, but I got to.

1901
00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:48,840
I just want to do the one where it's like the old timey one

1902
00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:51,960
where the actual quarters start flying out of the machine.

1903
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:53,160
That would be so sick.

1904
00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:54,000
That would be tight.

1905
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:55,320
Oh, Jake's dream.

1906
00:59:55,320 --> 00:59:57,080
Dude, did y'all hear about these?

1907
00:59:57,080 --> 00:59:58,360
It's happened multiple times too.

1908
00:59:58,360 --> 01:00:02,640
When people hit the jackpots on these slot machines

1909
01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:04,840
and then they're like, oh, it malfunctioned.

1910
01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:08,600
And then they don't give them the money.

1911
01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:09,440
That's fucked up.

1912
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:11,280
That is very fucked up.

1913
01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:13,640
I've seen it in the news multiple times.

1914
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:14,480
I would be so mad.

1915
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:17,120
I mean, that would bring me into a fit of rage.

1916
01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:18,080
You know, you can't do nothing.

1917
01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:21,160
I mean, they probably got big dogs to fuck you up real good.

1918
01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:22,000
You know what I'm saying?

1919
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,520
So it's not like you're going to muscle your way,

1920
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:27,200
but I would try every legal recourse I could have.

1921
01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:28,920
It's kind of bullshit.

1922
01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:31,160
They gave one of them, I swear to God.

1923
01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:33,800
They gave one of them one like a million dollars,

1924
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:34,640
let's say on the slot.

1925
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:35,680
Maybe more than that.

1926
01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:37,600
And then they gave her a steak dinner,

1927
01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:40,200
a coupon for a steak dinner at their casino.

1928
01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:42,120
Fuck that.

1929
01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:43,480
And she really never got the money.

1930
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:46,160
And then she's going to be like pissing the steak.

1931
01:00:46,160 --> 01:00:47,360
Like, he's not going to be good.

1932
01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:48,200
Fuck.

1933
01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:49,440
Seen they do that on purpose.

1934
01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:54,200
I don't know, but I feel like even if it is a malfunction,

1935
01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:55,840
you still should get the money.

1936
01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:56,800
I think so too.

1937
01:00:56,800 --> 01:00:58,400
But what makes it a malfunction?

1938
01:00:58,400 --> 01:00:59,240
Exactly.

1939
01:00:59,240 --> 01:01:00,080
I don't fucking know.

1940
01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:01,520
That you won, it's like you're actually

1941
01:01:01,520 --> 01:01:03,080
not supposed to be able to win.

1942
01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:05,040
Yeah, you're not meant to win.

1943
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:06,960
Something happened, I don't know.

1944
01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:07,800
Yeah.

1945
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:08,640
That sucks, man.

1946
01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:10,600
People that own casinos be like, I don't do it.

1947
01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:13,440
Because inside, no, not meant for that.

1948
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:15,680
Brandon, have you ever made a bet before?

1949
01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:17,520
No, man, I don't believe in gambling, man.

1950
01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:19,840
I studied the mob when I was younger as a kid.

1951
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:20,680
Fuck that.

1952
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:22,080
So that's where you draw the line.

1953
01:01:22,080 --> 01:01:24,240
Yeah, because every time I see them run a casino,

1954
01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:25,360
they're like, dude, I don't do it.

1955
01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:27,800
I don't tell my kids to do it because it's not meant to win.

1956
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:29,640
So you will never gamble?

1957
01:01:29,640 --> 01:01:31,040
No, no, unless I was real.

1958
01:01:31,040 --> 01:01:33,960
I would have to be rich as hell.

1959
01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:36,280
And know that this is not going to put me

1960
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:40,560
in a financial state where I probably lose my house.

1961
01:01:40,560 --> 01:01:43,120
Well, see, this is what you do whenever you gamble.

1962
01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:45,000
I'm not telling you to gamble, just don't gamble.

1963
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:46,400
But if you're going to gamble, never

1964
01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:48,320
bet anything that will hurt you.

1965
01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:50,800
So if I go to a casino, no matter

1966
01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:53,080
if I'm with friends who's going to be there all night,

1967
01:01:53,080 --> 01:01:55,480
I'm bringing $200, and that's what I'm betting.

1968
01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:58,040
If I lose the $200, no matter how fast I lose it,

1969
01:01:58,040 --> 01:01:59,640
I'm just done for the night.

1970
01:01:59,640 --> 01:02:03,000
And then other people will lose a lot of money, Scott Easton.

1971
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:07,680
And then I'll just sit on the couch

1972
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:09,720
and take a nap or watch whatever they got on there

1973
01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:11,480
until everybody's ready to go.

1974
01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:12,880
I'm not spending more of the money,

1975
01:02:12,880 --> 01:02:14,880
because it never works out.

1976
01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:19,280
And what I've been through has never worked out

1977
01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:20,760
of when I've seen people.

1978
01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:22,640
You just lose more money, man.

1979
01:02:22,640 --> 01:02:25,360
Brandon, let's say you had to bet on something.

1980
01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:30,720
And the situation is Dom Carr, Jake Muncie, wrestling match.

1981
01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:32,760
Who you had to bet on, but you just had to bet.

1982
01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:35,240
Who you're betting on and how much are you betting on it?

1983
01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:37,880
Limit of $50.

1984
01:02:37,880 --> 01:02:39,000
Minimum $50.

1985
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:39,520
Minimum $50.

1986
01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:41,360
So you're saying Dom Carr versus Jake Muncie?

1987
01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:43,160
Yep, those two guys.

1988
01:02:43,160 --> 01:02:45,080
Damn it, man, damn it.

1989
01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:47,040
And that's tough.

1990
01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:48,560
And it's not WWE style.

1991
01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:53,920
It's Olympic, Greco-Roman, whatever the fuck.

1992
01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:55,800
Damn, OK, so I give everybody a chance.

1993
01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:59,000
But I'm going to be honest.

1994
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:01,760
I'm a betting man.

1995
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:03,120
And I just go for it.

1996
01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:05,320
I'm going to bet on you.

1997
01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:06,840
You're going to bet on me to beat Jake?

1998
01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:07,840
Yeah.

1999
01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:09,560
And I will win your money for you, Brandon.

2000
01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:10,080
Yeah.

2001
01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:10,600
I thank you.

2002
01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:12,040
I don't like how long it took you,

2003
01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:14,080
but I'll look past that.

2004
01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:15,960
I look past that.

2005
01:03:15,960 --> 01:03:17,000
But I mean, this is a bet.

2006
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:17,600
It's not who you bet.

2007
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:18,640
Yeah, but I'm doing a bet.

2008
01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:20,920
I'm going to give it to you, the bet.

2009
01:03:20,920 --> 01:03:25,000
Yeah, it is like a negative $1,200 Dom Carr win.

2010
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:28,280
I don't joke with money, man.

2011
01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:30,160
So you're saying Jake is a joke.

2012
01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:32,120
No, no, man, no.

2013
01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:32,640
He's good.

2014
01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:35,280
But think about Jake and money.

2015
01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:35,800
Yo.

2016
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:37,240
But he's not getting any money.

2017
01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:38,000
Oh, shit.

2018
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:39,720
But if he knows you have money to lose

2019
01:03:39,720 --> 01:03:42,320
and he loves you like a romantic partner.

2020
01:03:42,320 --> 01:03:43,160
No, what?

2021
01:03:43,160 --> 01:03:43,680
No.

2022
01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:44,800
In the way that he does.

2023
01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:46,920
No, no, I don't think that.

2024
01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:47,680
He touches you.

2025
01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:48,200
No.

2026
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:48,680
Yeah.

2027
01:03:48,680 --> 01:03:51,280
Well, you stay over there and then you show him your feet.

2028
01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:52,200
No.

2029
01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:52,720
Yeah.

2030
01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:53,680
No.

2031
01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:56,600
You have stayed the night over at his house.

2032
01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:59,320
No, I was there until like probably one or something.

2033
01:03:59,320 --> 01:04:00,360
What if Jake?

2034
01:04:00,360 --> 01:04:02,680
Brandon's lying because I was going to say,

2035
01:04:02,680 --> 01:04:03,680
I stayed there with you.

2036
01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:05,840
Didn't we all stay the night?

2037
01:04:05,840 --> 01:04:06,840
Oh, we did.

2038
01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:07,800
Yes, we did.

2039
01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:08,840
Yes, we did.

2040
01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:10,240
I was on the floor, you was on the floor.

2041
01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:10,920
This is news to me.

2042
01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:12,440
He was on the floor, I was on the couch.

2043
01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:13,960
Squeaks was right there on me.

2044
01:04:13,960 --> 01:04:15,320
Yeah, it was a good night.

2045
01:04:15,320 --> 01:04:18,840
If you guys are having a relationship, I'm telling HR.

2046
01:04:18,840 --> 01:04:23,040
Because we can't shit where we eat.

2047
01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:27,280
Jack, talk to him, man.

2048
01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:31,640
Yeah, but thank you, Brandon, for coming to your senses

2049
01:04:31,640 --> 01:04:32,680
finally.

2050
01:04:32,680 --> 01:04:33,600
Yeah, you're welcome.

2051
01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:35,480
I'm giving everybody a chance, man.

2052
01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:36,800
I just give everybody a chance.

2053
01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:39,640
But if I had to bet, I'll bet.

2054
01:04:39,640 --> 01:04:41,280
What if it was a game of checkers?

2055
01:04:41,280 --> 01:04:42,080
Game of checkers?

2056
01:04:42,080 --> 01:04:43,400
See, I don't know.

2057
01:04:43,400 --> 01:04:45,040
Are you good at checkers?

2058
01:04:45,040 --> 01:04:46,040
You're not?

2059
01:04:46,040 --> 01:04:48,040
See, I got to ask Jake.

2060
01:04:48,040 --> 01:04:49,440
Give it to him.

2061
01:04:49,440 --> 01:04:49,960
I would too.

2062
01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:52,640
I would bet on Jake.

2063
01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:54,280
I feel like he's sandbagging now.

2064
01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:56,200
I would bet on Jake if I went against him on checkers.

2065
01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:58,800
Dom looks like, you know how they have the old head chess

2066
01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:01,280
players in New York at the park?

2067
01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:04,280
But Dom only does checkers.

2068
01:05:04,280 --> 01:05:06,480
Doesn't know chess at all.

2069
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:09,160
Only does checkers.

2070
01:05:09,160 --> 01:05:11,920
And goldfish.

2071
01:05:11,920 --> 01:05:14,840
He hits you with a triple jump and then calls you young blood.

2072
01:05:14,840 --> 01:05:19,040
Oh, with that little hat?

2073
01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:19,520
I don't know.

2074
01:05:19,520 --> 01:05:20,400
Joe Rogan hat?

2075
01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:20,920
Yeah.

2076
01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:22,000
I have a couple of them.

2077
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:23,360
What are they called?

2078
01:05:23,360 --> 01:05:24,600
It's like the jazz hat.

2079
01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:25,640
I forgot because I have.

2080
01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:26,200
The fedora?

2081
01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:26,520
Let me see.

2082
01:05:26,520 --> 01:05:27,800
No, not a fedora, but the one that

2083
01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:31,120
has the little puff at the front.

2084
01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:32,320
Ooh, caddy hat.

2085
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:33,360
Yeah, caddy hat.

2086
01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:34,360
Yeah, yeah.

2087
01:05:34,360 --> 01:05:34,920
Caddy hat.

2088
01:05:34,920 --> 01:05:35,560
Jack, this is a.

2089
01:05:35,560 --> 01:05:36,480
Yep.

2090
01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:38,360
Tera Masano.

2091
01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:39,840
That's good, man.

2092
01:05:39,840 --> 01:05:41,600
Yeah, I rock this.

2093
01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:43,400
Dwayne, we love you over here.

2094
01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:45,000
Oh, that's the rocks?

2095
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:47,360
Man, the rock, you're doing something right, man.

2096
01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:47,920
It's nice.

2097
01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:50,200
First Maui, now this drink.

2098
01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:51,200
The rocks on the rocks.

2099
01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:51,880
You said Maui?

2100
01:05:51,880 --> 01:05:52,920
Yeah, Moana.

2101
01:05:52,920 --> 01:05:53,280
Oh, yeah.

2102
01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:54,160
They're doing a live action.

2103
01:05:54,160 --> 01:05:54,680
You see that?

2104
01:05:54,680 --> 01:05:56,040
Yeah, that's why I'm on there.

2105
01:05:56,040 --> 01:05:57,840
Is the rock Maui?

2106
01:05:57,840 --> 01:05:58,440
I'm guessing.

2107
01:05:58,440 --> 01:05:59,360
Yes.

2108
01:05:59,360 --> 01:06:01,360
Who'd they get to play Moana?

2109
01:06:01,360 --> 01:06:01,880
I don't know.

2110
01:06:01,880 --> 01:06:03,720
Well, the second one comes out in a week.

2111
01:06:03,720 --> 01:06:04,680
Yeah.

2112
01:06:04,680 --> 01:06:06,000
That's what they were talking about.

2113
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:09,080
They were like, the second one comes out in a week,

2114
01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:12,960
and next year sometime is going to be the live action one.

2115
01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:13,760
Because they're already filming it.

2116
01:06:13,760 --> 01:06:15,720
They've seen a picture of him.

2117
01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:17,920
It looks like he has, even though the rock is massive,

2118
01:06:17,920 --> 01:06:21,520
it looks like he has a suit on because his legs ain't that big.

2119
01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:21,800
Yeah.

2120
01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:22,480
You know what I mean?

2121
01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:23,880
I think it was a suit, too.

2122
01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:25,040
These are all AIs.

2123
01:06:25,040 --> 01:06:26,200
You ever seen the picture?

2124
01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:27,120
Show them the picture.

2125
01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:29,000
Trying to find a live action.

2126
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:30,320
Because these are not.

2127
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:34,640
You know, we're just, I guess he's going to look like this.

2128
01:06:34,640 --> 01:06:35,720
Yeah, but that wasn't it.

2129
01:06:35,720 --> 01:06:36,480
They're all at a beach or something.

2130
01:06:36,480 --> 01:06:37,160
Oh, here it is.

2131
01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:37,840
Here it is.

2132
01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:39,080
Here we go.

2133
01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:40,040
Yeah, there it is.

2134
01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:40,720
Can you see that?

2135
01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:41,200
Yeah.

2136
01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:42,080
Yeah, kind of.

2137
01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:45,080
It kind of looks goofy, but I'm sure in the movie it'll look,

2138
01:06:45,080 --> 01:06:46,360
you know, done up.

2139
01:06:46,360 --> 01:06:48,560
No, that is him, huh?

2140
01:06:48,560 --> 01:06:51,040
Yeah, yeah, he probably just bulked up for it, maybe.

2141
01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:52,440
He got to stop doing that.

2142
01:06:52,440 --> 01:06:54,360
There's no way your heart can take two minutes.

2143
01:06:54,360 --> 01:06:55,160
He's so massive.

2144
01:06:55,160 --> 01:06:55,960
How old is the rock now?

2145
01:06:55,960 --> 01:06:57,040
In his 50s.

2146
01:06:57,040 --> 01:06:57,960
50 something.

2147
01:06:57,960 --> 01:06:58,880
Let me see.

2148
01:06:58,880 --> 01:07:01,040
50 year old people should not look like that, dude.

2149
01:07:01,040 --> 01:07:04,080
He should be using the fucking motorized scooter at Walmart.

2150
01:07:04,080 --> 01:07:05,400
You saw Mike?

2151
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:07,080
No.

2152
01:07:07,080 --> 01:07:08,440
Let's see, 52.

2153
01:07:08,440 --> 01:07:08,960
52.

2154
01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:09,720
OK.

2155
01:07:09,720 --> 01:07:10,400
Not that bad.

2156
01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:11,720
He's just starting in the 50s.

2157
01:07:11,720 --> 01:07:12,520
He just left 49.

2158
01:07:12,520 --> 01:07:14,720
Why is he not the president, man?

2159
01:07:14,720 --> 01:07:15,840
He could have been.

2160
01:07:15,840 --> 01:07:17,160
He made a total show about that.

2161
01:07:17,160 --> 01:07:18,480
I'll vote for the rock.

2162
01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:20,000
He wouldn't have beat Trump, though.

2163
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:21,240
No.

2164
01:07:21,240 --> 01:07:24,040
What if he ran Republican?

2165
01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:27,240
He, yeah, but he would have to beat Trump still.

2166
01:07:27,240 --> 01:07:28,040
Oh, yeah, you're right.

2167
01:07:28,040 --> 01:07:29,360
To beat the primaries.

2168
01:07:29,360 --> 01:07:33,360
I don't think he had the juice for it right now.

2169
01:07:33,360 --> 01:07:37,040
If we need to stop fucking electing god damn celebrities,

2170
01:07:37,040 --> 01:07:38,320
you know, politics.

2171
01:07:38,320 --> 01:07:40,440
But Trump was more of a businessman.

2172
01:07:40,440 --> 01:07:43,520
I don't want, and I want somebody who knows absolutely

2173
01:07:43,520 --> 01:07:44,880
nothing about anything.

2174
01:07:44,880 --> 01:07:45,360
Yeah.

2175
01:07:45,360 --> 01:07:48,600
I bet Carson.

2176
01:07:48,600 --> 01:07:53,040
Yeah, I want just a fucking UPS guy as the president, bro.

2177
01:07:53,040 --> 01:07:53,800
That would be tough.

2178
01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:55,120
Yeah, that would be sick.

2179
01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:57,280
Just know all the secrets, the codes.

2180
01:07:57,280 --> 01:07:58,720
Yeah.

2181
01:07:58,720 --> 01:08:01,440
Somebody says his fucking hairline's receding.

2182
01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:03,760
Shoot a nuke at fucking, you know, Singapore

2183
01:08:03,760 --> 01:08:05,280
or whatever the fuck.

2184
01:08:05,280 --> 01:08:06,400
Or maybe John Jones.

2185
01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:08,320
He's like our president.

2186
01:08:08,320 --> 01:08:09,960
That would be crazy.

2187
01:08:09,960 --> 01:08:11,120
Oh, that would be a wild ride.

2188
01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:13,040
If y'all want something wild.

2189
01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:15,920
He would have full immunity to do as much.

2190
01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:19,240
He would just hit people, bro.

2191
01:08:19,240 --> 01:08:21,320
I would like a president that could physically

2192
01:08:21,320 --> 01:08:23,400
dominate other people, dude.

2193
01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:25,120
You know, because I don't think Trump's doing that.

2194
01:08:25,120 --> 01:08:26,720
Biden's not doing that.

2195
01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:29,040
I don't think any president ever is really doing that.

2196
01:08:29,040 --> 01:08:30,160
Except for Theodore Roosevelt.

2197
01:08:30,160 --> 01:08:31,760
Oh, yeah, he was boxing people.

2198
01:08:31,760 --> 01:08:34,280
And Abraham Lincoln was a straight up wrestling, too, man.

2199
01:08:34,280 --> 01:08:36,720
Yeah, he was a straight up, he like never lost.

2200
01:08:36,720 --> 01:08:38,680
Barack Obama would beat the shit out of some people.

2201
01:08:38,680 --> 01:08:41,200
Like other countries, like leaders.

2202
01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:43,040
Barack would have fucked them up.

2203
01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:45,600
Yeah, Angela Merkel, he would have beat the shit out of her.

2204
01:08:45,600 --> 01:08:48,120
And if FDR had today's technology,

2205
01:08:48,120 --> 01:08:51,400
he'd be having some bionic legs.

2206
01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:52,960
Elon would have definitely been in his cabinet.

2207
01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:54,840
Hell yeah.

2208
01:08:54,840 --> 01:08:56,960
Dude, speaking of future, dude, I saw,

2209
01:08:56,960 --> 01:09:00,640
I was at Bridge Street last night near the Westin.

2210
01:09:00,640 --> 01:09:02,960
Not supposed to be over there, but I was in the parking lot.

2211
01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:06,280
And then, dude, there was a Tesla that literally backed up

2212
01:09:06,280 --> 01:09:09,440
and drove itself to this dude at the front with his wife.

2213
01:09:09,440 --> 01:09:11,440
And I would do, there was nobody in the car.

2214
01:09:11,440 --> 01:09:13,080
I literally, I was like, dude, is there no,

2215
01:09:13,080 --> 01:09:13,920
there's no fucking way.

2216
01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:17,160
And they let people pass and cars and stopped right.

2217
01:09:17,160 --> 01:09:19,000
And then just like the only flaw was it kind of

2218
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:19,840
parked in the middle of the street.

2219
01:09:19,840 --> 01:09:22,520
But other than that, that was dope as hell.

2220
01:09:22,520 --> 01:09:23,360
Yeah.

2221
01:09:23,360 --> 01:09:24,360
This is creepy, man.

2222
01:09:24,360 --> 01:09:25,600
What the hell's going on?

2223
01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:28,520
The only flaw was that it parked in the middle of the street.

2224
01:09:28,520 --> 01:09:30,000
Yeah, like it just stopped right there.

2225
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:31,800
The only problem, it blocked traffic.

2226
01:09:31,800 --> 01:09:33,600
It didn't parallel park perfectly.

2227
01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:35,920
But it drove on its own.

2228
01:09:35,920 --> 01:09:36,760
Yeah.

2229
01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:37,600
Literally that far.

2230
01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:38,440
How creepy is that?

2231
01:09:38,440 --> 01:09:39,800
How good is that for when it's cold?

2232
01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:41,000
That shit outside.

2233
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:43,040
Can the Cybertruck do that?

2234
01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:43,880
I hope not.

2235
01:09:43,880 --> 01:09:44,720
I hope, yeah, they shouldn't.

2236
01:09:44,720 --> 01:09:46,560
Don't fucking kill somebody, bro.

2237
01:09:46,560 --> 01:09:48,440
It might be able to, but it shouldn't.

2238
01:09:48,440 --> 01:09:49,360
Dude, it shouldn't.

2239
01:09:49,360 --> 01:09:50,440
There's no way.

2240
01:09:50,440 --> 01:09:52,440
The Cybertruck, I see a lot of them around here too.

2241
01:09:52,440 --> 01:09:53,280
Me too.

2242
01:09:53,280 --> 01:09:54,120
A lot of them.

2243
01:09:54,120 --> 01:09:59,120
There's the military one, purple one, white one.

2244
01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:04,160
I seen the black one with the light reflective strips on it.

2245
01:10:04,160 --> 01:10:07,000
So it just doesn't even look right.

2246
01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:08,360
And there's only really old people

2247
01:10:08,360 --> 01:10:09,640
that really drive this thing, man.

2248
01:10:09,640 --> 01:10:11,080
That's what's even more dangerous.

2249
01:10:11,080 --> 01:10:12,560
The only people I saw, old.

2250
01:10:12,560 --> 01:10:14,880
Saw an Indian guy that owns a gas station

2251
01:10:14,880 --> 01:10:17,040
have one parked outside all the time.

2252
01:10:17,040 --> 01:10:17,880
Really?

2253
01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:18,720
Yeah.

2254
01:10:18,720 --> 01:10:19,560
I need to go talk to him.

2255
01:10:19,560 --> 01:10:20,400
Yeah.

2256
01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:21,240
See if I can get a job.

2257
01:10:21,240 --> 01:10:22,720
It's pretty tight, dude.

2258
01:10:22,720 --> 01:10:23,560
Pretty fucking shit.

2259
01:10:23,560 --> 01:10:24,400
Yeah, there is.

2260
01:10:24,400 --> 01:10:25,240
Older gas stations might be there too.

2261
01:10:25,240 --> 01:10:26,840
The Cybertruck is like everything you want

2262
01:10:26,840 --> 01:10:29,400
out of all the utility that a regular truck has,

2263
01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:30,800
eliminate that.

2264
01:10:30,800 --> 01:10:32,160
That's the Cybertruck.

2265
01:10:32,160 --> 01:10:34,680
Make it look like it's from fucking Halo.

2266
01:10:34,680 --> 01:10:36,520
That's the Cybertruck.

2267
01:10:36,520 --> 01:10:37,760
Shit's tight.

2268
01:10:37,760 --> 01:10:39,240
And Dan Price, shout out Dan.

2269
01:10:39,240 --> 01:10:40,080
Shout out Dan.

2270
01:10:40,080 --> 01:10:42,160
Was dropping some knowledge on my dumb ass

2271
01:10:42,160 --> 01:10:43,600
about the Cybertruck with like the,

2272
01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:45,600
it has the flat windshield.

2273
01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:47,840
You know how most windshields are like curved?

2274
01:10:47,840 --> 01:10:50,880
Like the rain just, it just sits on it, bro.

2275
01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:51,720
Ah.

2276
01:10:51,720 --> 01:10:55,240
And something about the sun or in the rain,

2277
01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:57,320
like it just, it causes problems.

2278
01:10:57,320 --> 01:10:58,600
Dan was looking in to buy one.

2279
01:10:58,600 --> 01:10:59,800
That's why he knows I was.

2280
01:10:59,800 --> 01:11:00,760
Damn.

2281
01:11:00,760 --> 01:11:02,240
That's so fucking true, man.

2282
01:11:02,240 --> 01:11:03,720
That would have been cool as hell, man.

2283
01:11:03,720 --> 01:11:05,640
He's gonna get a turret in the back.

2284
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:09,080
Knock some shoes off.

2285
01:11:09,920 --> 01:11:11,080
It's like a tank.

2286
01:11:11,080 --> 01:11:11,920
What time we at?

2287
01:11:11,920 --> 01:11:14,680
We are at an hour and 12 minutes.

2288
01:11:14,680 --> 01:11:15,520
Oh. Perfect.

2289
01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:16,640
Yeah, yeah.

2290
01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:17,480
I got pissed so bad.

2291
01:11:17,480 --> 01:11:18,320
Yeah, yeah, that's it.

2292
01:11:18,320 --> 01:11:19,920
Hey, thanks guys for watching.

2293
01:11:19,920 --> 01:11:20,960
Happy Thanksgiving.

2294
01:11:20,960 --> 01:11:22,040
Happy Thanksgiving, man.

2295
01:11:22,040 --> 01:11:22,880
All right, real quick.

2296
01:11:22,880 --> 01:11:26,320
I'm thankful for pistachio ice cream.

2297
01:11:26,320 --> 01:11:28,000
What are you guys thankful for?

2298
01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:30,640
I'm thankful for you guys, man.

2299
01:11:31,720 --> 01:11:32,960
Yay, Brandon.

2300
01:11:32,960 --> 01:11:35,800
I'm thankful for my family and brothers and everybody.

2301
01:11:36,840 --> 01:11:37,680
Hell yeah.

2302
01:11:37,680 --> 01:11:38,520
My family too.

2303
01:11:38,520 --> 01:11:40,040
I was just trying to be good for.

2304
01:11:40,040 --> 01:11:40,880
All right, man.

2305
01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:41,880
Hell yeah.

2306
01:11:41,880 --> 01:11:43,000
You guys are brothers, by the way.

2307
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:44,160
I hope you know that.

2308
01:11:44,160 --> 01:11:45,480
That's what I was meant.

2309
01:11:45,480 --> 01:11:46,480
That's what I mean with friends,

2310
01:11:46,480 --> 01:11:48,280
what I mean with brothers.

2311
01:11:48,280 --> 01:11:49,120
Love you, Brandon.

2312
01:11:49,120 --> 01:11:50,400
I love you too, man.

2313
01:11:50,400 --> 01:11:51,240
Yay.

2314
01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:52,080
Hmm?

2315
01:11:52,080 --> 01:11:52,920
Yeah.

2316
01:11:52,920 --> 01:11:53,760
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2317
01:11:53,760 --> 01:12:20,040
rical open source music

2318
01:12:23,760 --> 01:12:29,760
I fucking hate Scrappy Dude.