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This week on Clown College.

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This is the Clown College podcast.

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We're just a couple of open mics trying to make our way through the scene.

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Where we interview comedians throughout different stages of their comedy career,

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no matter if they're open micers, headliners, or travel comedians.

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I'm here too. Jamie 2.0 and I just talk a lot more.

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Dammit Brandon!

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Let's all go to Clown College baby.

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It's with Brandon Willis, Clown College.

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But I think he's, but what Brandon's saying is he's saying AIDS isn't real.

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That way he doesn't have to come out and say that he has AIDS.

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Exactly. Yeah. Excuse. He's just got the suds, bro.

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Hey, hey boys. New digs?

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New digs? Hell yeah. Shit's tight dude.

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Shit is unbelievably tight. We got Dennis Rodman there.

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Dennis Rodman in these studios. Kim Jong Un coming soon.

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Hell yeah. He'll be there. Hey back here, Dan Price made us this poster when he came on.

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Shout out Dan. Shit's nice. And Whereas Lethal Weapon, it's pretty tight.

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Hell yeah. And we got a little callbacks to the old set.

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Yeah. You guys diggin' it? Yes I am. It's tight. It's nice. It's fun.

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This chair is comfortable. It is comfy.

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People are probably going to see my ass crack at some point, dude.

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Hey look, there you go. You'll definitely go see your man, John.

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Oh for sure dude. Dante won't have shit on you.

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No, no he won't.

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Hey, how you been Brandon? Man, I am doing great. Look at this.

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It's good. We've done it all too. And it's been a year.

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And it's been a year. It's been a year and now some days.

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Hell yeah. Hell yeah. A year and some change, dude.

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A year and some change. Yep. And guess what else man?

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When I was eating these gummy bears earlier I saw some shit.

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Hold on, it's pretty cool. Okay. Can you get it open?

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It's all of them mushed together. That's pretty sick.

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It's like the human centipede of gummy bears.

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Damn, I like how it's real smooth on that one. I know it's really smooth. It's nice.

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Take a bite. I'm going to eat all this.

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Oh, he throated it. Jesus.

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I don't know if I'm comfortable with this. Oh my gosh.

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It looks like it. I can't get it off.

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Oh my gosh. Is there a bone in it?

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Why is he shaking? It's in no way.

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Damn. Damn, bro.

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Brandon. This is some tough shit. Oh, God.

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Damn, that hurt my tooth. It's good though, huh?

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It is good. I hope you have dental insurance.

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Shit is perfect. If I didn't bite it, I would have been like everybody wants something.

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I bet it. I'll bite from the other side.

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For real? Yeah. Past the rock, bro. You can throw it.

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You want me to throw this for real? Yeah.

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It's a big risk. Damn, he's overhanding.

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Oh, shit. He's stuck to my hand. I can't tell what... Oh, you bit from that side.

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Mm-hmm. Get up in there.

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Mm. The gooey. It's nice. Don, do you want some? No, I'm fine.

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You want to eat the rest of it? I'm okay.

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Okay. I'll stick it to the dinner driver.

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Put it on the junk. There you go.

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So, where's the B-ball at? Oh, shit.

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Spalding. Yeah. We played a game, didn't we?

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We sure as hell did. Are you still chewing that?

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Yeah, he's thinking... My gosh, bro.

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All right, there we go. What the hell was in your piece of it?

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Dude, I had to just swallow that bitch. All right, that was good pause.

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Oh, dude, you could have choked. No, it was at the end. So, we got...

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It's better to swallow. Spitting the glitter.

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Well, yeah, it was food. Yeah. It was food.

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Seeming. No. As long as it has protein in it.

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No, no, because it's slippery slopes to that, man.

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A lot of stuff has proteins that you're not supposed to put in your mouth for eat.

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Like what? Like what he just said, semen. Did you hear that?

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He was like, semen. I never said that.

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And why are you not supposed to put semen in your mouth?

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It's not harmful, though, is it? No, it's actually not harmful.

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So, if you were dying in a desert and you needed protein to live, you would eat it, right?

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If I'm dying in a desert, I feel like, wait a minute, so where are they coming from?

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So it's just me and I'm doing this? You and your buddy.

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Me and my... So we're both dying and we have no protein?

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Yeah, you just... And there's no protein in the semen, right?

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So there's going to be guaranteed protein.

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It'll give you just enough energy to get to the nearest town.

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No matter what. Yeah.

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We're going to die either way. So you're going to do it, ay?

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Hey, this is a year episode, right? Yes, it is.

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So we got to have something that's annual because we're going to be doing this for multiple years.

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True. For forever, dude. At least until Brandon is 18.

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How about we shoot it to Dan Price and Moonshine Ping Pong for our annual basketball game?

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Let's do it. It's a good idea.

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She had nine assists, five rebounds and hit 12 of 18 from the field in the Dayton Sunshine's 82-51 Mothering of the Key West Ladybugs.

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It's giving... Damn.

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In men's basketball, we turn now to the first annual Clown College Basketball Invitational, brought to you by Mike and Bill's Presidential Barbershop.

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It's time now to meet the players.

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Shaggy, these buckets are a mystery.

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Bryce Fletcher, you all fucked with Eminem?

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Dom Carr, Schiller Elementary. Why do fat bitches always smell like mashed potatoes?

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And that was two and a half gingers. The game is played inside under fluorescent lights, but at least two of those gingers should be wearing sunscreen.

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Two and a half gingers star player Dom Carr will be blocking the lane as he does wherever he goes.

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Now let's take a look at the Redskins.

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I'm not Post Malone. I just smell like cigarettes.

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Charlie Swisher, not gay.

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Brandon Willis, fuck Garfield.

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And that was the Redskins. That's an impressive lineup considering most trailer parks don't have basketball teams.

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The Redskins star player Brandon Willis is reported to have made an illegal bet that he couldn't score one point.

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The bet is apparently worth $100 or as Brandon Willis calls it three months rent.

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Now let's go down to court side with Jack and Syfy.

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Thank you Dan. Welcome to the first annual Clown College basketball game. Tell us who's playing today Jack.

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Oh we got an exciting game between the Redskins and the Oreos. So let's start with some introductions.

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Sending it to you Pat.

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JJ as the captain and serial killer of the team, what kind of plan do you have tonight to win this very, very crucial game?

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Dominate and win.

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Dominate and win. Do you have a plan for that?

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Beat him.

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Beat him. How hard?

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So fucking hard Pat.

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The mind of a psychopath.

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Mr. Lumbra, I just talked to the psychopath JJ. He said he plans to dominate by beating you. How do you respond to that?

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He's a trailer trash honky and he really doesn't know how to play the game and we're going to go out there and prove that with hard work, dedication and sportsmanship.

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He's a honky folks. What is your secret weapon for tonight?

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Our secret weapon is Dom. He's just a massive black hole and his gravitational force will pull the other team's shots back down to the ground and it will cause us to get a rebound in a quick bucket.

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Such a Star Trek response. Back to you guys.

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Alright. What's your scouting report say?

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My scouting report. So from the little bit of knowledge I've just learned, Dom is really the dark horse of this.

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He has the least athletic build, but he is very selfless. But my boy Bryce up in here with the pants. I respect that.

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The fit. Yeah. Substitute teacher fit, but willing to play with this inner city youth.

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You see that back pedal he has?

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Okay, we got what would be a three, but it's a one for the Oreos.

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Okay, Bryce with the pump fake. Bryce plays like he watches a lot of basketball and basketball related movies.

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Josh Giddy fan. Oh, big Josh Giddy fan. You can say he was at a Giddy freak off.

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If you found out how much Bryce hates Josh Giddy, that one's just for you, Bryce. Okay. Be smooth.

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Have you ever noticed that Brandon kind of looks like Big Poppy from the Boston Red Sox?

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David Ortiz? Yes, sir. Oh, yeah, I can see it. He's like little Poppy Chulo.

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The German. Oh, Bryce is Bryce plays. He's playing with some attitude and player.

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Oh, Brandon. Did you see that? It counts. Yes, it does. A hundred dollars time.

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Oreos are redskins. Oh, he almost did again. It counts.

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You know, Dom has been acting very funny since the IQ results came out.

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Oh, Brandon is playing great defense. Oh, I think if Lumbra will actually look at his shots, they would go in because he would have better follow through.

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He needs a headband. Definitely. Brandon's just shooting. I love it.

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Brandon shoots like a rookie cop in the inner city neighborhood. Anything that moves, he's shooting at it.

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Okay, it looks like there's a little matching of the wheels between JJ and Dom.

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If you pay attention, I think cardio wise, Charlie Swisher might be in the best shape. Oh, yeah.

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Brandon with a nasty shot. Hand down, man down. Brandon said, I shall not be held back.

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Okay, let's see. Oh, about on Brandon out on Brandon, but that's okay.

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Redskins to Oreos one. Okay, Dom is in the post with Brandon. Brandon playing immaculate defense. Oh, not today.

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I think if Dom's diabetes didn't make him have such tingly fingertips, you get a problem. Yeah, you got probably gonna kept the ball in bounds.

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Oh, yo, Brandon is showing he's the embodiment of Kobe Bryant.

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Oh, man. Man, I have not heard something that it's clearly fall.

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It is a crisp breeze in this gym. Thanks to Brandon and Brandon's only focused on the game.

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He's not. I will say that shot was just as moist as Brandon's forehead right now. He looking at his skin with that mistiness.

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Looks like gravy. Oh, yeah. Lumbra trying to shoot and missing Brandon feeling it. Oh, a little bit too much mustard on that dog working out too much.

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Lumbra with a three. It would have been a three, but it's a one. Oreos to Redskins three. Lumbra has the ball.

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Oh, okay. Bryce with the fake lip putting some jelly on it, putting some jelly on it. I've noticed the Oreos like to play with a lot more finesse.

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Oh, yeah. They're more flashy. They're so flashy, but it's not really accomplishing them anything. That is the Redskins game plan right now.

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If you notice, JJ is really everybody's passing the ball. Nobody's trying to take, you know, just stingy shots. It's really good teamwork. Oh, yeah.

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Matthew Lumbra building a house out there with these bricks. Redskins three Oreos two. Okay, Charlie Swisher here.

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I want to see Charlie Swisher play a little bit more confident, just like Brandon. Brandon was really about to shoot that. A little bit more selfish.

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A little bit more selfishness. Believe in yourself. Believe in yourself. That's the place to start.

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Oh, Lumbra got a hook. Guy hook.

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Okay, Dom driving. You know what? One thing I do respect Dom, if you notice, has compression socks and sleeves on. While everybody else is kind of doing it for style, he is actually for medical use.

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Oh, yeah. He's got the copper linings. Oh, yeah. His joints are just inflamed right now. Okay.

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A little missed by Charlie Swish. Charlie can't make a Swisher. Lumbra putting them in a blender. Oh, from behind the backboard.

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Talk your talk, young man. Talk your talk. Oh, he's feeling it. But it's not feeling him.

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JJ sizing them up, driving.

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If you look at Dom, he's already breathing out of his mouth. Clear sign of exhaustion.

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Dom is going to sleep so good tonight. Oh, yeah. He's probably missing work tomorrow. Oh, for sure. This is like the first time taking your bulldog to the dog park.

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He's just going to be snoring. Oh, Lumbra really just feeding it in there. Okay. Dribble to the basket.

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Oreo's five, Redskins three. We are going to 11. Dom calling plays Lumbra with the shot.

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Okay, Charlie Swisher thinking about it. Thinking, thinking. A lot of thought. He's Brandon with it. Brandon, not a single thought going on behind those eyes.

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Oh, man. I love it though. Brandon doesn't even have to think about what he's doing. It just happened. He's in that flow state. He is in the flow. I just learned about the flow state.

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Yes, Brandon is definitely in there. Okay, Bryce. Oh, man. It looked good. Bryce has a good shooting form.

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Oh, JJ with the shot. Not intimidated at all. He didn't blink. Didn't blink. Didn't flinch. Okay, Charlie with a no look pass.

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Okay, Charlie with a no look pass. JJ with a miss. Bryce catches. Fees it inside. Lumbra got the ball. Got some space. Pulls.

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Dom is just speaking in tongues now. He's not even English. He's reverting back to his childhood language. Dom's mother taught him tongues before she taught him English.

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Oh, Brandon pulling up. Okay, Lumbra. Bryce wide open. Lumbra's taking them both on. That's a confident man right there. He believes in his ability. Fees it to Bryce. Bryce with the shot.

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Oreo six. Port little Angel Reese. Get his own rebound. Now we're going into halftime. Sending it to you, Pat.

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Brandon, great footwork out there. Great. Good shots, man. I told you, man. I told you you're broke. I need $100.

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You need $100? Is that the motivation? Money? Yeah. I ain't mad at that. Bryce, as a guy on court who's not fully dressed for competition, he's fully dressed.

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What is your main thing, speed out there? Oh, I'm just trying to watch out for Charlie. Charlie's quick. He's one of the fastest people I know.

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What happened when you played soccer? Yeah. Jake. Great shots, man. Charlie. Yes, sir. I just heard from Bryce that Bryce says he has to keep up with you because you're very fast and I told him it's because you think you're playing soccer. Is that true or false?

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I'd say completely accurate. It's not just patronizing. False motivation is always there. Oh, yeah.

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Bryce is getting his warmups in. Everybody else were already warmed up. As you can tell, Bryce, the only one not really in game attire, but he's getting loose. He's getting limber.

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Yeah, he cooled down when he was on the announcer's table a little bit after being warmed up. Yeah. Now he's trying to get back into it.

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Yeah. A lot of people don't know Bryce wasn't originally supposed to play tonight, but he decided to step in at last minute. And hey.

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Mr. Dom, after getting shitted on by Brandon, how do you feel? You know, it's a dark day in America, I feel like. But he overcame his disability and now he won $100.

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A very special ending for Brandon. Lumbar, you're a shark out there. What's keeping you motivated?

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Being that honky JJ is really keeping me motivated. I just want to get out there and belt to ass. The game's a lot closer than what I would like, but Dom's letting Brandon just come all over his face and it's getting a little disrespectful now, but I think we're going to walk in and we're going to get this W.

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A fitting splash. Back to you guys.

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It'll be interesting to see if the Oreos do a little bit more of PNR action with Lumbar and Dom. They should. Good pick and roll, pick and pop.

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Okay, and we are back into the play. Oh, Charlie coming out with a great steal to set the pace.

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Oh, crossing. Dom with the shot. I'm in the mess.

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Charlie with the past that nobody believed a pass fake. Nobody believed. Okay, let's see what Charlie Swisher does. Oh, Bryce laughing at Swisher's abilities. That's disrespect.

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You know what? One thing I love about Charlie Swisher. Oh, Brandon taking the air out of the room with that shot attempt. How Brandon will shoot anything and it's wholesome because he has no fear. I also find it equally wholesome that Charlie looks like he's having fun no matter what.

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Every time Charlie's running, there's a smile on his face. He's hunched over breathing right now. He's smiling in between breaths running, hiking, hiking on runs. His favorite snack is granola and raisins.

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Oh, between the legs from Lumbra and then pulls up and sinks it and finishes Oreo seven Redskins for.

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Dom with the shot and the miss. JJ with the rebound.

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That's it to Charlie. Charlie pump fakes nobody and then overshoots, but he's having a great time.

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Charlie's getting a little handy out there. Dom finishes one. Yeah. Don shot a shot and used 50 of his energy points.

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Okay, Bryce with the sky hook. Lumbra wide open asking for the ball.

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The drives JJ adjust the body and still makes. Oh, yeah. Through the Red Sea.

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Dom sizing up Brandon kicks out to Lumbra.

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Charlie with the rebound. Brandon is gonna shoot it. If it's one thing a shooter is gonna do is that shoot.

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But that is shoot. I'm a little tongue tied tonight. Oh, yeah. Oh, here's Bryce. Could be from the bong rip I did earlier. Oh, in and out. That ball does not like him tonight.

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But Lumbra is able to finish it off with the rebound there. Lumbra out there talking to Bryce. He's not too happy with the way Bryce was not going through the basket.

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All right. Game point. Game point. Bryce putting his ass out there. Okay. I hear a lot of heavy breathing. Lumbra. Oh, shoot. Winning shot and makes. JJ takes it out.

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Redskins are gonna need a lot. And oh, oh, oh, who's gonna fight for the ball?

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Redskins Charlie with the rebound passes it out to Brandon. Brandon of course shoots and miss. JJ looking to shoot. Oh, he gets it.

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JJ shoots brick.

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Brick. I don't know Oreos. You know, it's interesting. You know, there's a couple of young women who have heard Don breathe like this with him on top and they just had to be like, please don't die. Right. Please.

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Please. I don't want to die this way. I have a family. Okay. Lumbra with the ball takes it out. Oh, spin on Charles. Taking the double team.

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Lumbra puts up a screen. It's the ball from Bray. I'm just trying to back down. JJ throws it away. Oh, Charlie with the rebound. The rebound keeps an inbounds. Okay. Fight for the ball down with the shot. Miss Lumber pops it up. JJ with the grab.

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Chaos. I love how JJ won't shoot. Neither will Charlie. So it's true. Brandon does. Okay. Hold on. Oh, JJ must have heard us talking. Looks like the Redskins are coming back, man. They are not going to go quietly.

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There's one thing you can say. They got heart. They do.

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Dom's has an enlarged JJ with a shooting miss price cuts pump fakes fade away shot representing the Bryson of the sci fi show. Mr. Substitute teacher. He plays with the inner city youth. He teaches them chess and plays basketball with them.

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Mr. Bryce, you hit the game really shy. He was out there, man. You was magnificent, man. You was out there like a tooth fairy.

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Risk is tough loss today, man. Tough loss. Tough loss. Come in here. Hey, man. Whether we lose one or lost today, which we did lose. I'm proud of this man. Thank you. He has some special abilities. He got that hundred dollars. Yes, he did. Who's the real winner, man?

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Oh, yeah. Oliver. Let's go. Brandon. Let's go. You guys have won the game. The Orioles has won the game. Where are those cookies? Where they have, baby. We're going to get them. That's how much we go to Disney World.

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That's you guys.

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That was tough to watch. Almost as tough as watching the WNBA. Well, that does it for the first annual Clown College basketball invitational. I'm Dan Price for the Moonshine Sports Report.

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Wow. That was amazing. That was some crazy shit, wasn't it? Brandon, you balled out there. I bought. I got the half court. I told him I would. Got the hundred dollars. Yes, I did get the hundred dollars. Paid you right there, didn't we? Oh, yeah. Right away. Telling you, man. He put some money. And there's an obstacle in front of me. I'm getting for that obstacle. What if the obstacle is a piece of paper?

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What's your penis? What's semen? I've got a penny. Kick. But you're going to get through it. Yeah, because I just kicked it, man. It's going to fall down now. You're going to finish what you started. Yep. What am I going to start tap dancing and stomping on it now? Footplay. That's footplay. Bam. And I know you're into that. You tap dancing on the dick.

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I'm going to be happy about that. So I was paying for you. You never seen these videos? Guys like when the girls put the heels on the scrotum on the balls. Yeah. So they don't like it when you're doing it. See, that's what you're into. And we can't say anything about that. Yeah, we won't shame you. So how do you feel about your performance?

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Dude, I'm not going to lie. It was bad. It was bad. I did not perform up to expectations both in the bedroom that day and on the court that day. And I was by myself. I was very disappointed.

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Dude, that shit was funny. That shit was good. Now, you guys seen it. You guys were out there. Dom didn't do anything but stand around. That was a second game.

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I knew he was going to say this. There's no proof. I knew Dom was going to say that shit. Me too. There's no proof that we played a first game, dude. There is no proof. There is no proof at all.

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There is no proof. But in the first game, if it did happen, like OJ said, if I did it. Allegedly. If I wrote a book and said if I did it, like he was talking about killing his wife, we're talking about the first game. You didn't score on me though on that first game.

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Well, we didn't finish the first game. It's just. We went to the same amount of points as we did the second game. I just wanted to make that. Let that be clear.

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You think a nuke just fires in one second, bro? No. You need time to warm up. A weapon of mass destruction like Brandon Willis, dude. You need time to warm up that stroke.

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When you get old people like me, I'm like Mike Tyson. I need to win in that first one. Which I did. No points and I think I scored like six points on you. But we're going to pivot from that because we don't have footage of that.

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We have footage of what just happened. You scored three points. You were the best person on your team. I concur that as your opposition. JJ was second. Thank you. You know, he did do something. Who was last?

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Who was last? On your team. On my team, Charlie Swisher. Charlie Swisher. Which is ironic considering his name. Yeah, I know. I thought he was going to be like the best, but no.

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That confuses me. No, because dude, he had an Atlanta Hawks hat that says I will cast.

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Well, if that's all it takes to fool you, bro. Because I'm like, oh man, this dude knows about it.

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I knew we were going to lose when Charlie pulled up and I asked him, have you ever played basketball? He said no, but I watched a YouTube video on the way here. That's how I knew we were fucked, Brandon.

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See, I didn't hear that, but I would have heard that. I would have been like, damn, we might be fucked. That's bad.

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But you guys did lose because you had the all-star team of me and Lumbra and Bryce. Yeah.

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But I still won the war. I lost the battle, but I won the war.

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Well, no, you lost the war. The battle would have been the $100. Oh, that's the battle? Yeah. The war is the game.

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Brandon, don't listen to this fool. Oh, well, as long as I won the battle. Yeah.

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Well, that's the first annual game. There will be one next year. There will be one next year. That's just one battle. We're going to win.

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We will, Brandon, and we will stay on the same team. Okay. You'll be jacked by then. I've been putting some shit in your beers.

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I'm glad, man. We're going to start practicing. Yeah. We're going to practice. It's going to be good.

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What else have we been up to, man? It's been a wild couple of weeks. Yes, it has.

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It's been a while since we left you all. Trump is back in office.

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I tried to flee the country, but they kicked me out of the plane. Yeah.

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They threw me out. They said, we know you have Hispanic family members, and you have to get the fuck out of this plane.

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And they might be in trouble. They are in danger, in immediate danger. But we got a couple of months to figure that out.

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Yeah, man. Jumped out the fucking plane. You got out. You fucking DP Cooper'd it. You made it.

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I don't know who that is. Double Penetration Cooper? You don't know DP Cooper? Brandon, tell them about DP Cooper.

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Come on. DP Cooper, he was robbing trains and shit, man. They never caught him, so we don't know what the hell he looks like.

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He could be anybody. I could have saw him at Publix yesterday. You never know.

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And that's the part, he missed out on the whole plane part of the story. But he jumped out, he hijacked the plane.

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And when they rode out, he jumped out of the plane, and he jumped into this wilderness. And they never found him.

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With a bag of money. With a bag of money. And they never found him. No parachute? No, he had a parachute.

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He hijacked the plane to jump out of it. And they never found him. But people are saying, like the experts, are saying that he definitely died in the wilderness there.

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But it sounds like a man who had a plan. Why didn't you think he had somebody come pick him up?

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Yeah, I don't know. Why do they say he died, though?

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Where he jumped out of was pretty rowdy. Yeah, they probably wouldn't have survived. They're fucking scientists.

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They're fucking scientists. Nurds. Bitch. I was driving down the road the other day and the truck in front of me said, this epidemiologist is against vaccines.

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That's the one I want to go to. I don't know what an epitheme means. Epidemiologist? They study diseases. They study diseases.

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They study diseases? Pussies. I know, right?

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And I pulled up and it was a fat white woman. So do what you will with that information. I'm not saying anything.

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It said anesthesiologist. Anesthesiologist? Yep. What do they do, Brandon?

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Yeah, we just said it. No. Yep. Right? We didn't. That was an epi- I didn't know that. Epidemiology.

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So now we're talking about what is it? Anesthesia. Anesthesia. The people that do the anesthesia, right? Yeah, what is that?

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People that do anesthesia. What's anesthesia?

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That gas, the stuff that they put in you and be like, hey man, we're about to give you surgery. We'll see you in a few minutes. Exactly. He's right.

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That's not wrong. You're right on every level. Thank you. Yeah. They give you that galaxy gas. Yes.

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Let's see JJ jump out of a plane. Yeah.

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Ready for your big day, JJ? I'm so excited, man. I'm glad all my friends can be here. Dom and Brandon. As long as Brandon's here, I feel confident I can do anything.

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You'll be safe. I'm gonna jump out of this fucking plane. Yeah? You're gonna jump out. He's not gonna die. If you guys don't see this footage, I mean, guess that means you did.

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Yeah. And if I die, it's still fucking scrappy, dude. It is. And if I die, leave it there.

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Alright, Scott out of Alabama. There we go. It's pretty cool. I like that one. I like that one. I like the way they cut the sleeves off of him.

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How's it going? I'm doing well, man. You ever been to Scotland before? No. Why not? I've been to the US.

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What'd you think? I mean, it's out here. Why don't you scare people? Yeah. I mean, I'm scared of the guys. I'm scared of the guys.

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What'd you think? Why don't you scare people? You're gonna do it one day, buddy. One day you're gonna do it. I promise you.

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Alright, put on your coat. You might have to help me over your knees a little bit. You're gonna turn towards me. So I'm gonna tell you some of the basics.

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The more relaxed you are, the more you're my dog. You're my dog. Alright, so just be nice and relaxed. The most important part is to keep your head up and smile. If you don't smile, your face goes...

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It looks really goofy on TV. Video guys will be coming right up in front of your face. I don't know what kind of things you're into, but if you're gonna be fishing, fish, punch, peace signs, hearts, fingers, face, whatever, it's all on you. You know what I mean?

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I'll have you step up and scale it right, please. I got some dance moves, some struts. We'll be like, yeah, let's go skydiving. You gotta make the video hype, alright? Watch your head getting inside there. When you're in there, you'll be buckled to me in the airplane. Something happens.

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Make sure you listen to me because I guess I'm unhooking off the airplane. Once it's your turn to go, we're gonna slide down a bit. You gotta make it super tight, okay? You might feel a little flinch.

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Sit flat on the floor and turn. You're gonna hook your legs up under the airplane. Hands on your harness and your head goes back to my right shoulder. Make sure you're smiling real big for the camera, okay? Your head's going from one end to the other.

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Out, in, and then as soon as we go out, you push out with your hips, lean back in through your knees, shoulders up, and legs and feet together like a scorpion.

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You're gonna be hitting your legs, you're gonna be pushing your arch, and your back, okay? After a few seconds, you'll feel me tap you. Hands out like a football player.

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I'm getting sharp shins that guy fucking over his head. This might be the time you want to remember.

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Alright, JJ, what are you doing here today? I'm here to jump out of this plane. Scott, I'm here to jump out of this plane.

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You came to the right place, so I heard there's a story behind that, though. Oh, yeah. This is for the Clown College podcast. I said on the first episode, if we did an episode a week for a year, I'll go skydiving.

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If we can get to a year, if we put out one every week for a year, dude, I'll go skydiving and film it. Okay.

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Didn't think we'd make it, but here we are. Today's your day? Alright, so was anything, was that something you wanted to do for a while or just cut it off?

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No, I'm terrified of heights. Like, this is something, I'm definitely out of my element, but I'm a little excited, a lot a bit nervous, but I like the most of it.

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Alright, anything you want to say to family or friends before you go, or your listeners? I just want to give a shout out to Drew Davis.

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Yeah, okay. I'll tell you.

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I'll do it with you.

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I'll do it with you.

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And then if we hit the ground, post it on Reddit.

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We're actually supposed to.

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Go out, in, and as soon as you go out, push up with your hips. You just died. You just fell out.

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Fell out for what?

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Can you look up his tight toosie?

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That dude 100% either died on impact or died of his injuries. Like internal bleeding or something, dude.

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Dude, I can't control death. Death controls him.

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I see the concern in his face.

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How do they, in that day and age, get that cut off to where you don't see live him falling to his death?

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I do believe in miracles.

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Can you look up his tight toosie?

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I'll do it with you.

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I'll do it with you.

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I'll do it with you.

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How you feel?

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Oh my dude, I was moaning the whole way down.

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It was terrifying bro.

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Dude, he was like, this is called belly to ground.

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I was like, oh my god.

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Dude, that was terrible.

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You didn't have to do nothing just this whole time, right?

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Just that, hold the thing.

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Yeah.

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You like it, you'll do it again?

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Hell no.

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That's a one time thing.

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When you're sitting on the edge of the plane looking down at the ground, you're like, what

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the fuck?

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And then shout out Joe.

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Shout out Joe, we'll throw his business card up from Alabama skydive dude.

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He made his own business card.

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It had like, I fool 65, I'm blue aliens on it.

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It was tight bro.

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Fuck yeah.

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But I'm just sitting there on the edge of the plane like, no fucking way.

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And then all of a sudden we just push off.

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I'm falling dude.

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Terrifying.

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Absolutely terrifying.

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It was beautiful.

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We were all on the ground looking at you and we were like impressed.

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Like, damn, they were up far as fuck.

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14,000 feet bro.

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14,000 feet.

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Almost three miles.

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And I'll tell you, and everybody that I know that has gone skydiving were telling me like,

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dude, it's going to change your perspective on life.

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It's eye opening.

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It's an awesome experience.

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It's thrilling.

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Your adrenaline is going to be pumping.

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I will never trust those people again.

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Cause that was a bunch of fucking bullshit dude.

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It was scary.

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No part of it was fun.

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I moan the entire way down.

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We heard you.

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You have every right.

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Yeah dude.

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I've never looked worse on camera.

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My receding hairline is showing.

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My face is like rolled up like this.

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And the straps are so tight.

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My fucking pooch is hanging out dude.

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It's fucking awful Brandon.

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This is great.

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It was awful.

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Yeah man dude, I can only imagine.

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I would have freaked out.

367
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I probably would have cried up in that bitch.

368
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:48,520
And for like the first 10 seconds you can't breathe cause all the air is rushing into

369
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:49,520
your face.

370
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:52,080
And I'm just like, oh well I'm going to fucking black out.

371
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:54,000
And I'm going to be hanging there dead weight.

372
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,840
I have an asthma attack or some shit up there man.

373
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:57,840
That would be terrible.

374
00:44:57,840 --> 00:44:58,840
You would die.

375
00:44:58,840 --> 00:44:59,840
Oh yeah.

376
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:00,840
I would die.

377
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:01,840
I might.

378
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:03,920
And that should bring us to our next thing.

379
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:04,920
We're doing it next year.

380
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:06,920
And JJ is going to be on the ground bro.

381
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:08,400
And then I'm going to fucking die.

382
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:10,040
It's you guys' turn bro.

383
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:11,520
So go ahead and start the cut.

384
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:14,520
Man I should have done that shit the first time.

385
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:16,840
Yeah dude, that outfit would have been sick.

386
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:20,320
The sonic t-shirt and the leather jacket.

387
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:26,800
Oh shit, then when you were up there, didn't he have to loosen up something in the back

388
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:28,480
and tell you to hold something?

389
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:32,960
So he's like, I thought it was part of the thing where he's like, cause there's the controls

390
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:37,760
to steer the thing and you have to put your hands all the way up like full extension to

391
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:39,400
pull it and steer it.

392
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:42,360
And he's like, oh man, like you can fly it for a second.

393
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:44,360
And I turn as much as I can.

394
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:46,920
I look at him and I'm like, do I have to do this part?

395
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:49,480
If this is like a, oh you want to do it?

396
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:51,880
And he's like, no, I want to get the fuck down.

397
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:54,000
We're still thousands of feet in the air.

398
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,360
And he's like, no, I have to like actually do something.

399
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:57,360
And I'm like, fuck, fuck.

400
00:45:57,360 --> 00:46:03,600
And I'm like holding it and he's like turn left and I'm like, and then I've, I hear something

401
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:06,760
click and I fall like an inch.

402
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:08,960
And at this point I'm, I, I'm dead.

403
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:09,960
I think I'm dying.

404
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:14,960
I let out a noise that I couldn't replicate.

405
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:18,960
Just a moan of fucking just terror moan bro.

406
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:21,360
And then I was fine.

407
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:22,600
And the landing was sick though.

408
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:23,600
That landing was tight.

409
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:25,440
You slide across the grass a little bit.

410
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:31,080
And I just, I, I, my adrenaline all dumped at the same time and I'm just laying on this

411
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:32,080
dude.

412
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:34,680
You were the last one out, you were the last one out, right?

413
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:35,680
Yes bro.

414
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:37,760
If when you're in there, you're nuts to butts.

415
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:40,540
You're packed in that bitch like sardines.

416
00:46:40,540 --> 00:46:44,280
And I'm holding onto the railing and I'm just looking around and I'm thinking of the scene

417
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:49,280
from Saving Private Ryan when they're in the boat and the ramp floods down.

418
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:51,240
And that's exactly what it was like.

419
00:46:51,240 --> 00:46:53,840
I do consider myself a veteran of this country.

420
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:55,960
And I'll, I'll, I'll concur.

421
00:46:55,960 --> 00:47:00,320
You're more of a veteran than somebody else in this.

422
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:02,440
But look, that was great, man.

423
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:04,320
Yeah, it was terrifying.

424
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:05,320
I can't believe you did it.

425
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:07,720
You said you were going to do it first episode?

426
00:47:07,720 --> 00:47:08,720
Yeah.

427
00:47:08,720 --> 00:47:09,720
A year?

428
00:47:09,720 --> 00:47:10,720
Yeah.

429
00:47:10,720 --> 00:47:11,720
I did not think we'd be here.

430
00:47:11,720 --> 00:47:13,920
I thought Brandon would have been, you know, his condition.

431
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:18,240
You know, he's talking, he's not talking about that condition.

432
00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:19,960
Tell me about the other one.

433
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:21,080
It's the one you're thinking about.

434
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:23,080
But I thought you would have got abducted.

435
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:25,880
Somebody been like, oh, here's a, you know, Hulk Hogan figure.

436
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:27,040
And you'd be like, let me get that.

437
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:30,800
And then you would have been in fucking, you would have been mining diamonds right now.

438
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:34,040
And then Dom, I thought his heart would give out.

439
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:35,040
Give out from what?

440
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:40,440
Well, I think honestly, your heart's going to be good for a while after, after today.

441
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:45,960
It's kind of got jumpstarted a little bit.

442
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:47,600
And you let out some moans yourself.

443
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:48,600
Oh yeah.

444
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:49,600
Yeah.

445
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:53,120
See, we haven't seen this because we literally just shot it.

446
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:54,120
Shout out Ian Miller.

447
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:57,120
Ian Miller for letting us through to his crib.

448
00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:59,040
And shout out Mark Viola for-

449
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:00,040
Shout out Mark, dude.

450
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:02,400
Oh yeah, another applause.

451
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:04,480
For taking part in this.

452
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:06,920
His actions spoke for a nation.

453
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:07,920
Yeah.

454
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:09,920
Spoke for a whole race.

455
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:12,840
What, uh, let's take a look.

456
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:13,840
Hell yeah.

457
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:21,880
Hey guys, if you're watching this, you probably watched the podcast and heard me say some

458
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:24,000
disparaging things about the Jews.

459
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,880
You know, Kanye's not wrong about everything, but uh-

460
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:27,880
Is he Jewish though?

461
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:28,880
He might be.

462
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:29,880
He's a Jewish or something.

463
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:30,880
I can never tell.

464
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:31,880
I don't know.

465
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:33,440
I can never tell who's Jewish or not.

466
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:34,440
Yeah.

467
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:35,440
Kramer?

468
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:38,360
I give credit to the Germans for figuring that out because I just think they are.

469
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:39,360
Hell Hitler.

470
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:42,040
I'm going to stop using my Jew jokes.

471
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:43,600
I'm scared.

472
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:46,040
Sucking mustard gas out of Jewish people's lips.

473
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:50,400
Yeah, Drake better come back with heat because he's sticking up for all mixed, light skinned

474
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:52,920
niggas even though he's Jewish and we don't.

475
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:54,880
But is he a Jew?

476
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:55,880
The Dr. Swartz guy?

477
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:58,040
Let's not lump the Jews in with us.

478
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:02,720
I'm just, I'm not saying I like him, but he wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't bad to black

479
00:49:02,720 --> 00:49:03,720
people.

480
00:49:03,720 --> 00:49:04,720
He killed like 14.

481
00:49:04,720 --> 00:49:05,720
That happens more.

482
00:49:05,720 --> 00:49:06,720
That's not a bad.

483
00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:07,720
I know he's Jewish, but he ain't getting paid.

484
00:49:07,720 --> 00:49:13,440
This is a pro Hitler podcast.

485
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:15,440
You can say whatever you want.

486
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:16,440
What would you do Dom?

487
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:27,040
I would take a whole bunch of gold coins and then stuff them in pigs and shrimp.

488
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:30,320
Actually I don't know if we, like I said, I don't, can't tell Jews apart from white

489
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:31,320
people.

490
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:35,400
Guys, as you can see, that was clearly satirical.

491
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:39,400
And to prove that, I brought the most aggressive Jewish person I know, Mark Viola.

492
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:44,080
You're a human landfill, you piece of garbage.

493
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:47,120
Honestly, you're the thing that makes people hate America.

494
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:50,520
It'd be nice if you died sometime soon.

495
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:51,520
Sooner.

496
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:52,520
Like now.

497
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:53,520
You know.

498
00:49:53,520 --> 00:50:00,480
Now see, here at clown college, we're bringing the Jewish and the black relationship closer

499
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:01,480
than it's ever been.

500
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:16,560
This is for everyone who's ever heard you on your podcast.

501
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:19,560
Your listeners will thank me.

502
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:23,640
That did hurt.

503
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:27,360
That got me.

504
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:30,200
Is this shit stuck in me?

505
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:31,200
Yeah.

506
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:32,200
I'm not gonna get it out.

507
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:33,200
Is it still?

508
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:34,200
It's on.

509
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:35,200
Can I turn it off?

510
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:36,200
Turn it off, yeah.

511
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:37,200
Is it still shockin' me?

512
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:38,200
Uh uh.

513
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:39,200
No, it's off and I...

514
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:40,200
It's just stuck in my skin.

515
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:41,200
Yeah, I know.

516
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:42,200
We're gonna have to rip it out.

517
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:43,200
It's a needle thing.

518
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:44,200
Okay.

519
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:47,200
You're gonna have to rip it out.

520
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:48,200
Damn.

521
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:51,200
Yeah, it's gonna be a, it's gonna be a pull, but it should be back skin, so it's okay.

522
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:52,200
Let me get it on film.

523
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:53,200
You want a pull, Liam?

524
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:54,200
Or do you want me to?

525
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:55,200
You go for it.

526
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:56,200
All right, Dom, I love you, okay?

527
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:57,200
All right.

528
00:50:57,200 --> 00:50:58,200
Don't do that.

529
00:50:58,200 --> 00:50:59,200
Don't do that.

530
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:00,200
No?

531
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:03,200
It's gotta be a sharp pull.

532
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:04,200
No!

533
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:05,800
I don't believe, I think it's a groove in there, dog.

534
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:06,800
It's gotta be a groove.

535
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:09,200
You wanna Google how to get it out?

536
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:11,200
Yeah, let me get on it.

537
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:12,200
Ah, dude.

538
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:14,200
I shoulda had a shirt on.

539
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:18,200
It's okay, it's just needles in you.

540
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:19,200
Nail, it's all good.

541
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:22,200
But it's hookin', something's hookin' in there, so if you pull it out...

542
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:23,200
God damn it.

543
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:24,200
Yeah, I'm lookin' it up.

544
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:25,200
I'm on it.

545
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:26,200
God damn it.

546
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:29,200
I mean, it shoulda gone straight in, you know what I mean?

547
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:30,200
Yeah.

548
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:33,200
Place one hand on the pit, and the other is embedded.

549
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:36,200
It stabilizes the skin around the puncture side.

550
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:40,200
Slide safety clip knots between the probe...

551
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:42,200
Or, they're sayin' they have a tool to get it out.

552
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:44,200
Is there something else in that box over there, right there?

553
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:45,200
I don't think so.

554
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:46,200
Give me one second.

555
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:47,200
I'll take a look.

556
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:48,200
Stay down.

557
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:49,200
Stay down.

558
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:50,200
Stay down.

559
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:51,200
You wanna move around?

560
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:52,200
Yeah, it's definitely...

561
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:54,200
There's literally nothing else in there.

562
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:55,200
There's definitely a hook though, right?

563
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:56,200
Yeah, there's definitely a fuckin' hook.

564
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:57,200
Why would they have a hook?

565
00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:59,200
God damn it.

566
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:00,200
God damn it.

567
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:01,200
You such a bitch.

568
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:02,200
Oh my gosh.

569
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:03,200
I just wanted to be...

570
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:04,200
Whenever I was gonna ask you...

571
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:05,200
I just wanted to ask you...

572
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:06,200
Is it enough recording?

573
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:11,200
That you're asking me to do this, and it's not me that just randomly did this to you.

574
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:12,200
All right?

575
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:13,200
I had verbal concerns.

576
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:14,200
Does it hurt right now?

577
00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:15,200
No.

578
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:16,200
Oh, okay.

579
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:17,200
No.

580
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:18,200
Indeed, stop being a bitch.

581
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:19,200
Or keep being a bitch.

582
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:20,200
Either way, I don't really...

583
00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:21,200
Either way, it's amazing footage.

584
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:22,200
Did it look good?

585
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:23,200
Oh, pfft.

586
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:24,200
Oh, man.

587
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:27,200
I'm watching.

588
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:30,200
You made a sound.

589
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:31,200
You filmed.

590
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:32,200
Hey, at least I didn't fuck around with it, right?

591
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:33,200
Like I leveled it.

592
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:34,200
I aimed.

593
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:35,200
I was sure that I was squared up with the middle of your back.

594
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:36,200
I appreciate this though.

595
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:37,200
Yeah, no problem.

596
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:38,200
How much more dead center could I have been without a handgun?

597
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:39,200
That's actually incredible.

598
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:40,200
You guys smoke coming out like a damn mushroom.

599
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:41,200
Y'all need to send me that.

600
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:42,200
It was like a Hamilton duel.

601
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:43,200
Y'all need to send me that.

602
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:44,200
Yeah, that's it.

603
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:45,200
I like how you said the review was like, you need to send me that.

604
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:46,200
I like how you said the review was like, you need to send me that.

605
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:47,200
I like how you said the review was like, you need to send me that.

606
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:56,040
I like how you said the review was like, you need to take your shirt off because I don't

607
00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:57,040
think it'll go through the put.

608
00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:58,040
That one went through the fucking Ironman.

609
00:52:58,040 --> 00:52:59,040
It was crazy.

610
00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:00,040
They fucked me.

611
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:01,040
Had to pass my own ass on a couple times so I can...

612
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:02,040
What?

613
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:03,040
Wait, for real?

614
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:04,040
Did you have a cyst?

615
00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:05,040
Yeah, I had a cyst.

616
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:06,040
A neonatal cyst?

617
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:07,040
Yeah.

618
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:08,040
Alie-neal.

619
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:09,040
You get the goss?

620
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:10,040
Neonatal.

621
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:11,040
No, that's what I gotta go look for.

622
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:12,040
They're still in me.

623
00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:13,040
Yeah, I'm more worried about disinfecting it.

624
00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:14,040
They're all in here.

625
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:15,040
They're not in here.

626
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:16,040
Yeah, it's still in me.

627
00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:17,040
Yeah, I'm more worried about disinfecting it.

628
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:23,440
it before pulling it out. It'll be fine. You're gonna hurt oh hell yeah. Mark with the field

629
00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:34,640
and that shit. Record it Brenna. Yeah it's all recorded. You ready? One, two, oh shit.

630
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:42,560
One, two, no that is fully barbed in there. That is not coming straight out. I'm gonna

631
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:48,640
watch this video. Is it just one or two? It's two. Well I can try and see if the other one's

632
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:55,120
barbed in the same way. Is it hooked? One, two, three. Yeah no I can see there's blood coming out.

633
00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:58,400
No one do research. No.

634
00:53:58,400 --> 00:53:59,040
No.

635
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:21,520
Alright so the answer is to use a pair of pliers and yank it out tearing the skin on the way.

636
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:25,680
And this is in a hospital. So we could go there they'd have lidocaine to give you at the very

637
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:32,720
end. I'd go into the hospital. That's somebody passing me a cigarette. I actually don't.

638
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:39,600
Holding that. You're a little peroxided. Oh give me rip me off one square

639
00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:43,520
or like a piece or whatever. That's what I was trying to say you should probably want to.

640
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:52,960
Alright. Don't just yank it. I'm not well I mean you're gonna have to at a certain point.

641
00:54:52,960 --> 00:55:01,360
Alright. One, two, oh on three I'm gonna start pulling okay. One, two.

642
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:12,320
Oh nice. One, two, three.

643
00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:17,520
Okay. Is it on there? The barb is on there.

644
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:21,360
We gotta keep those barbs though. Those are going on the pipe. Oh yeah.

645
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:24,160
Those are gonna frame them into a pair of earrings or something.

646
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:28,400
Oh the guy at the gift shop is like reproduction.

647
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:33,680
Oh definitely wedding bands. You got your certificate. He has his math. Oh yeah.

648
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:37,280
Wait no. You're fighting with another motherfucker.

649
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:42,880
Congratulations. I've never been more proud of you. I didn't want to slap you on the back.

650
00:55:42,880 --> 00:56:08,480
I'm looking forward to being one of the 16's yous on YouTube.

651
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:31,600
I'm just fucking let you bring it. And we're back.

652
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:36,800
Hell yeah. Walk us through how that felt man.

653
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:46,080
So you know we shot the whole skit or whatever and even because we shot multiple scenes multiple

654
00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:53,200
times and so when we shot that last scene it was just one time and my whole thing was I was like

655
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:58,960
I bet I can stand up and take it and I don't know how the tape looks because we didn't get to watch

656
00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:05,840
it yet but I felt like and I just felt like that I stood there for a second and I was like oh yeah I

657
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:12,960
got this and then another jolt of electricity hit my side and I was like oh that wasn't the noise

658
00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:16,640
but yeah I get the idea. What did the noise sound like? I really don't know.

659
00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:25,840
And I don't know if I was trying to take a step or something or I just like football dive to the

660
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:30,800
I don't really know what I did. It's like you were reaching out kind of. You fell forward.

661
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:36,080
That jolt when it was in me that jolt like definitely not all the way paralyzed the side

662
00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:40,560
of my body but it definitely made it go like oh shit you could control me if you want to

663
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:47,680
and thankfully Mark Viola didn't keep the voltage on too long but yeah it was fun and then

664
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:52,800
as you guys seen we got the prod stuck in my back for a good 20 minutes.

665
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:53,520
Yeah.

666
00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:56,880
A good 20 minutes. Shout out to Alex for taking it out.

667
00:57:56,880 --> 00:58:02,880
Dude it was so fucking funny because we'd be like Ian go get this and he'd like walk to the door

668
00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:07,440
and then just walk back like Ian are you getting that? And then you go eat like a fucking ice

669
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:11,680
cream sandwich. Was he really eating an ice cream sandwich? No I just said that. Oh my god.

670
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:16,880
It seemed like something he would do. Shout out Ian though man. I fucking love Ian. We should have

671
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:21,360
got him to take him out with those fucking forearms dude. Yeah well I thought he was

672
00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:25,680
because he's CLS so that means he has to go you don't have to take prongs out of somebody's back

673
00:58:25,680 --> 00:58:31,200
but he knows more shit than the average. Yeah he knows more shit than average and I thought we were

674
00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:37,760
gonna have to go to the emergency room because you pulled on them and then Mark Viola pulled on them.

675
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:44,400
Well I never pulled them. Who was the first one? Okay so then Alex pulled them and then

676
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:51,040
Mark Viola pulled them and then I was like well they're clearly not coming out. Yeah.

677
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:54,720
And then whenever Alex did it the second time what the what the fuck those things called?

678
00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:59,680
The four sips. Four sips man came right out. Yeah dude and y'all joked on me for looking up the

679
00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:05,760
YouTube video man. Came in clutch. Came in clutch. Smart little plop for that. Hell yeah man that was crazy.

680
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:11,200
Just never makes fun of somebody for trying to. Yeah. Saw that smoke that came out. I thought you died. Me too when I heard it.

681
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:17,920
And the smoke. Man dude it's like the Revolutionary War right there. I'm like my friend. It was like a

682
00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:23,920
Revolutionary War reenactment. The British came. And then they had Mark Viola there who definitely does reenactments.

683
00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:27,840
I mean. Oh yeah. He has the gear. For Fallout probably. Who's gonna be the Jew?

684
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:35,040
I'll tell you right now. Shout out Alex Z. Shout out Alex Z. Great joke. Alex Z. Did you get that applause?

685
00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:45,280
But that was brutal dude. That was good. You're a trooper for doing that. I could tell. I knew before

686
00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:49,840
you were talking all that shit and you said the review like somebody left a review on it where

687
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:53,840
it's like yeah it could probably penetrate the skin but some of my shirt would have to be off.

688
00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:58,160
Yeah because that's why I took that. That's why I had the cut out of the shirt like that because

689
00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:03,360
all the bad reviews were like this thing won't. Now they didn't do it.

690
01:00:04,160 --> 01:00:08,240
So they didn't really know but they were like oh this thing wouldn't penetrate a shirt or something

691
01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:13,360
like that. And that's why you can't trust anybody. Yeah and then I wanted to be like authentic and

692
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:19,040
get up in there. Yeah. And it did. It was. I mean it took pressure for you guys to get them out.

693
01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:23,760
Oh yeah. It was like a good amount of pressure to get it out. But you know what I'm saying I guess

694
01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:34,080
I'll show you. Brandon close your eyes man. Is it in there? Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah it has the bandage

695
01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:41,120
on it. So you know. It was for real. It was legit. Yeah. We lay it on the line here at Clown Cult.

696
01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:47,680
I could tell it hurt a lot more than you thought it was going to. Oh yeah. Oh yeah and while they

697
01:00:47,680 --> 01:00:52,400
were in my back and like it wasn't like legit 20 minutes while they were in my back and I was like

698
01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:56,880
when I was laying down it was still okay but when I stood up I was like damn this shit hurts.

699
01:00:56,880 --> 01:01:03,200
Started pulling on it? Yeah I was like I can feel something in my back now. But yeah. That's good.

700
01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:08,560
You know what it's a good self-defense. Now I guess next time I should try pepper spray. Yeah.

701
01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:14,720
Now I have them. To compare which one would be the best self-defense. Yeah I don't have anything to

702
01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:19,200
compare it to but the pepper spray does suck because it lasts for hours. Oh no. See I don't

703
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:23,920
want that. Yeah. I would have definitely rather did this then. Yeah. Yeah. Well we'll see.

704
01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:31,920
We'll see next year. Oh yeah we'll still be here. Yes we will. Guaranteed. Clown College gang, gang

705
01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:39,520
throw them gang signs. Baby what's your shit? Huh? Clown College. Maybe not. They already have dibs

706
01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:45,840
on that one. Oh they already got dibs. What is that? The Crips. Crips. When I did this? Well that's

707
01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:53,520
Oregon. What? Oh no man no. Hold on you part of Jay Z crew? Dude I'm part of my Brandon Willis.

708
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:57,520
You rock while I'm on the fuck? No I don't. You're part of the Clown College crew. Yeah yeah. Maybe

709
01:01:57,520 --> 01:02:04,480
something like this. No what is that? It's two C's but it looks like an S. We're part of the CCP bro.

710
01:02:04,480 --> 01:02:10,800
Oh no. Is that something? Clown College podcast. Yeah. Clown College podcast. So you support the

711
01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:17,520
CCP. Clown College podcast yes. The CCP. The Clown College podcast yes. But you support the CCP

712
01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:22,720
that's our initials. Oh then if that's for our initials yeah. Say it then. Say it with your

713
01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:29,040
chest and your microphone. Yep. Clown College podcast. Just say the initials Brandon. Say me how.

714
01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:38,080
Just say I support the CCP. Can I search and see? Brandon we're on camera. Fuck it yep the CCP.

715
01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:45,040
Hell yeah. Say it. I support the CCP. All right. Clown College. No freedom for Hong Kong. Clown

716
01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:53,520
College. Oh man look they set you up. That's how they get you. Alex can you see this? On my camera.

717
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:59,040
This is what they shot me with. It's like a little harpoon bro. You got a Moby Dicked.

718
01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:07,280
Penetrated. It works. Now if somebody's on meth though any kind of like upper drug I don't think

719
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:12,080
they work. Well at least this one wouldn't work. You need to get an industrial size.

720
01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:18,960
He needed to get a fucking whopper one. Tell them to take down guys. I'm just glad it wasn't like

721
01:03:18,960 --> 01:03:24,480
a treble hook with the three prongs because that would have been nasty bro. It would have pulled

722
01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:29,920
out both sides of the skin. Oh man. And it wouldn't have been sharp enough so. Yeah it would have

723
01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:33,600
taken out like a piece of you. Oh yeah. Yeah your back would have been hanging on it. We would have

724
01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:38,800
been like damn man. I love how we were all out there doing this and then we couldn't get the

725
01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:45,920
prongs out and I think it was like did you guys look this up before you did it? I tried to tell

726
01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:51,600
you that was gonna happen. Yeah at the time I was like well clearly they have a quick release.

727
01:03:54,720 --> 01:04:00,000
How does a barb quick release out of your skin? I just didn't think it would be that hard to pull

728
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:06,400
out. Dude they're meant to stick in people running away or trying to attack you. With clothes on.

729
01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:13,760
Well next time we'll do it better. We'll do it. You live and learn. You live and learn.

730
01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:19,120
You learn. We gotta rotate these. Like next time Brandon jumps out of plane you get shot and then

731
01:04:21,760 --> 01:04:26,240
what happened? What'd you do Brandon? Oh man I wrestled man. I did pro wrestling.

732
01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:33,600
Huh? Like WWE you know. Okay who'd you wrestle dude? Adam Priest. Hell yeah. Was he a

733
01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:40,400
formidable opponent? Oh dude that match was amazing. He fucked you up. Yeah it was like a dream come

734
01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:46,320
true. He beat the shit out of you. Yes he did. It was a dream come true. We can't even describe it bro.

735
01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:50,800
You're just gonna have to watch it. You gotta watch. That shit was crazy. Check it out.

736
01:04:53,840 --> 01:05:00,800
Clown College presents Adam Priest vs The Beast. I hope you paid your dues.

737
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:10,400
The Priest will exercise his enemy. It's bear season. This November 2nd Huntsville it's going down.

738
01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:20,560
Adam the Priest from AEW will be smacking down the Black Bear. The Black Bear fresh from hibernation.

739
01:05:20,560 --> 01:05:30,080
There's six more weeks of winter.

740
01:05:36,320 --> 01:05:42,080
It's going down. Now look here I know Adam Priest done NXT, AEW and all that stuff but guess what? He

741
01:05:42,080 --> 01:05:47,040
never went against the Black Bear. You know me? The Black motherfucking Bear. I could take down

742
01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:52,160
anybody man. Look I can do open mics. I'm in the streets. I do I skint this motherfucking bear and

743
01:05:52,160 --> 01:05:58,400
I'm gonna skin him on that ring. Just watch. You'll see. It's going down. Me and my manager Pat.

744
01:06:01,120 --> 01:06:08,160
Welcome podcast fans. We are at Rocket City Wrestling with Adam Priest, world-class wrestler.

745
01:06:08,160 --> 01:06:14,480
You might have seen him on AEW, NXT, Ring of Honor, around the world, Germany, Thailand,

746
01:06:14,480 --> 01:06:18,640
Bangladesh. He's been there and he's here to teach Brandon Willis the ropes of wrestling.

747
01:06:19,760 --> 01:06:24,320
The big Black Bear as they call him right? Isn't that it? Absolutely. Listen wrestling's all about

748
01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:29,200
fun. Nobody's gonna get hurt here. We're just gonna teach him the ropes. Maybe do a bump or two as

749
01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:45,680
they say in the ring you know and we're just gonna have a good fun time. Let's get to it.

750
01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:13,280
So first rule is everything's in the middle. Okay. Okay. Here's what we're gonna do first.

751
01:07:13,280 --> 01:07:20,000
We're gonna learn the ball. Okay. So what we're gonna do is, is you're gonna get like about to

752
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:28,000
take a shit. Rule number one tuck your fucking chin. Okay. So when you go down always tuck your

753
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:31,520
chin or you're gonna be walking around like two of a tongue above. You know what I'm saying? Like

754
01:07:31,520 --> 01:07:38,160
you're fucking concussed. Chin tucked and there you go. All right you see what I did there?

755
01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:43,920
You're gonna go the middle of your back needs to hit flat and you slap it all at the same time.

756
01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:50,720
It's um what's it called? Uh fucking it ain't geometry. Uh what is it called? What is it

757
01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:55,440
called? Fucking uh. Physics. Physics. Oh physics. If like if just your shoulder hits the ground

758
01:07:55,440 --> 01:08:00,400
the shit's gonna hurt but as much of your body hits at the same time it don't hurt as bad.

759
01:08:00,400 --> 01:08:02,000
All right ready go.

760
01:08:04,880 --> 01:08:05,520
Do another one.

761
01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:10,400
Not bad. Do another one.

762
01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:20,560
Not bad. What are you fucking clapping for? Is that your stupid fucking bear? Yeah.

763
01:08:20,560 --> 01:08:24,480
Yeah. Is that the gimmick? Yeah. Brandon Black Bear will.

764
01:08:24,480 --> 01:08:25,520
You're gonna go through hit.

765
01:08:31,760 --> 01:08:38,880
So don't be choppy when you hit. One two hit. You should always be hitting the same way.

766
01:08:38,880 --> 01:08:42,640
So like you see how my leg is like this when I'm hitting I'm planting.

767
01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:54,480
All right try that first. This usually always goes bad first time but we'll see how you do it.

768
01:08:54,480 --> 01:09:04,320
So

769
01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:13,600
imagine there's a line going here and a line going there. So if you're coming off and I go

770
01:09:13,600 --> 01:09:16,320
for a clothesline what's up? Can I take my aileron real quick? Oh yeah.

771
01:09:16,320 --> 01:09:32,960
Yeah. Yeah.

772
01:09:36,640 --> 01:09:38,960
You do kind of got like an area bitch I think going on right now.

773
01:09:38,960 --> 01:09:49,840
Oh yeah. Put your hands over stand up put your hands over here.

774
01:09:59,200 --> 01:10:02,640
Take your time man. Yeah. He said the next part is not that bad. Yeah.

775
01:10:02,640 --> 01:10:09,280
Yeah you only got a little bit left and it's just you're not doing a bump.

776
01:10:09,280 --> 01:10:11,280
Yeah.

777
01:10:14,080 --> 01:10:15,280
Wipe off.

778
01:10:17,440 --> 01:10:19,280
Pick it up. Yeah. Okay.

779
01:10:19,280 --> 01:10:33,120
Five. Oh yeah.

780
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:56,960
It's not bad. You think you're something. That's how athletic you are okay. When I whip you the

781
01:10:56,960 --> 01:11:03,680
corner you're going to go up. You can use the bottom rope if you have to. If not it's called

782
01:11:03,680 --> 01:11:09,120
up and over. And I'll go on you. Okay. Ready? All right.

783
01:11:09,120 --> 01:11:25,200
All right.

784
01:11:25,200 --> 01:11:30,400
He thinks he's fucking good or something. Call the five and five real. See how I'm holding you

785
01:11:30,400 --> 01:11:38,240
right there? Yeah. So it's not this it's not that it's just this. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

786
01:11:38,240 --> 01:11:44,560
Okay. Just so just enough to hold on to each other. So here's what's going to happen. So go to the rope.

787
01:11:46,240 --> 01:11:49,440
So I'm going to whip you but I'm not going to let go of you.

788
01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:54,480
You're going to keep hitting them that high. You know what I'm saying?

789
01:12:00,720 --> 01:12:06,000
You see where we're tugging there? And you whip me off the rope and you pull and just step.

790
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:09,920
And you just stay out of my way. Remember that line I told you about? Yep. Right in the middle.

791
01:12:11,280 --> 01:12:18,880
All right.

792
01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:27,760
All right.

793
01:12:34,400 --> 01:12:41,120
All right. On the bumping thing I want you to hit the rope. And when your chest

794
01:12:41,120 --> 01:12:54,560
touch my hand you bump. Okay. This time I'm going to throw a line. Hitting you here and you just bump.

795
01:12:54,560 --> 01:13:05,520
Okay. You're tucking but you tuck too soon I'm going to hit you in the mouth. So put your arm up.

796
01:13:05,520 --> 01:13:12,480
Okay. Hands down. Hands down. Do it again. All right.

797
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:20,080
So you got to trust me. Cool with you. You're not going to grab my dick. Okay. You know what I'm saying?

798
01:13:20,080 --> 01:13:27,120
We're all buddies here anyway. All right. A, B, C, D. Okay. This hand over me.

799
01:13:27,120 --> 01:13:35,520
And then you keep slipping off. Push in there. Yeah. See? A, B, C.

800
01:13:40,480 --> 01:13:44,240
You can lay it over. You ain't got to fucking tweak it. You know what I mean? Yeah. I'm going to get you up

801
01:13:44,960 --> 01:13:50,320
here and just tuck your chin and I'll put you over on your back. Okay. So it's on me. But you can't

802
01:13:50,320 --> 01:14:02,000
fuck me. Okay. All right. A, B, C. Quit sticking that out. Okay. It's here. Just get in on me.

803
01:14:03,040 --> 01:14:09,280
It's not gay. We're just hanging out. Are you homophobic? No. No. Not at all. I got nothing to

804
01:14:09,280 --> 01:14:15,120
get. Well this 2024 dude you can't be fucking homophobic. Okay. All right. All right. I mean he's gay.

805
01:14:15,120 --> 01:14:28,960
Yeah. That's okay. Okay. A, B, C. Like that? Yeah. A little bit more. A, B, C.

806
01:14:28,960 --> 01:14:40,800
A, B, C. That make sense? Yeah. Okay. All right. All right. One, two.

807
01:14:40,800 --> 01:14:46,800
Oh shit.

808
01:14:53,360 --> 01:14:53,840
Get up.

809
01:15:04,720 --> 01:15:07,840
All right. So you're going to give me the body slam. Oh shit. Okay.

810
01:15:07,840 --> 01:15:15,840
So you're going to go. Hang on. You're right handed? I'm left handed.

811
01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:25,280
All right. So put your left hand under me. All right. All right. And you're going to

812
01:15:25,280 --> 01:15:28,880
flip me up and I'll lay on your shoulders for a second. Don't put me down. Okay.

813
01:15:28,880 --> 01:15:38,560
All right. Switch this hand over my head. All right. Yeah. And then you're going to put me down.

814
01:15:38,560 --> 01:15:51,600
Not right now, but that's it. Yeah. Yeah. Hell yeah. See that shit? Yeah. Let's go. Hell yeah.

815
01:15:51,600 --> 01:15:55,280
Hey, I don't know what the fuck you're celebrating about. You wouldn't be able to do that shit if I

816
01:15:55,280 --> 01:15:59,120
didn't let you. That's what the fuck we're doing here. Okay. I don't know what you're celebrating

817
01:15:59,120 --> 01:16:03,440
when you're fucking buddy for. I'll let you come in here. I'm trying to teach you a thing or two

818
01:16:03,440 --> 01:16:07,120
and you're going to fucking celebrate like you've done something. You know what? Take the fucking

819
01:16:07,120 --> 01:16:25,440
stupid ass mask off. Take it off. Come here.

820
01:16:38,080 --> 01:16:39,440
Oh shit.

821
01:16:57,200 --> 01:17:03,040
Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. I got you. I got you. I got you. Now I'm not having

822
01:17:03,040 --> 01:17:05,880
I've seen Adam Friedman and NHB, AEW and all that shit,

823
01:17:05,880 --> 01:17:07,600
but he never dealt with this,

824
01:17:07,600 --> 01:17:09,140
the motherfucking black thing.

825
01:17:12,140 --> 01:17:14,840
Did you just call that fucking bear a beast?

826
01:17:14,840 --> 01:17:18,520
Oh, now it's personal.

827
01:17:19,400 --> 01:17:20,240
Huh?

828
01:17:20,240 --> 01:17:21,080
He did it.

829
01:17:22,520 --> 01:17:24,440
It's your stupid fucking bear, huh?

830
01:17:24,440 --> 01:17:26,680
Or I think it's your stupid fucking black bear.

831
01:17:26,680 --> 01:17:27,520
Oh!

832
01:17:29,240 --> 01:17:30,080
Oh!

833
01:17:30,080 --> 01:17:30,920
Oh!

834
01:17:30,920 --> 01:17:31,760
Oh!

835
01:17:33,760 --> 01:17:34,600
Oh!

836
01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:36,840
Oh!

837
01:17:38,280 --> 01:17:40,400
This motherfucker wants to chop me?

838
01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:42,600
Like he thinks he's gonna come in here and do some stuff?

839
01:17:42,600 --> 01:17:44,760
I'm here teaching him how to do this shit.

840
01:17:44,760 --> 01:17:46,000
He didn't know the way around.

841
01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:46,840
So that's the problem.

842
01:17:46,840 --> 01:17:48,760
Everybody comes in here and acts like

843
01:17:48,760 --> 01:17:51,000
they can come in here and do what I do.

844
01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:52,080
That's not how it's gonna go.

845
01:17:52,080 --> 01:17:55,200
It's about to get a whole lot more ugly on this.

846
01:17:55,200 --> 01:17:56,240
Hell yeah, man!

847
01:17:56,240 --> 01:17:57,080
That's what's up!

848
01:17:57,080 --> 01:17:57,920
Yeah!

849
01:17:57,920 --> 01:17:58,740
What's up?

850
01:17:58,740 --> 01:17:59,580
Yeah!

851
01:17:59,580 --> 01:18:00,400
Yeah!

852
01:18:00,400 --> 01:18:01,240
Yeah!

853
01:18:01,240 --> 01:18:02,080
Yeah!

854
01:18:03,640 --> 01:18:06,680
Brandon, when Adam hit you with that first chop,

855
01:18:06,680 --> 01:18:08,320
I thought your chest exploded.

856
01:18:09,740 --> 01:18:12,760
Yeah, when I saw it in person, like listen,

857
01:18:12,760 --> 01:18:16,160
when I saw it on the footage, that was crazy

858
01:18:16,160 --> 01:18:18,200
because I don't know if it was adrenaline or whatever,

859
01:18:18,200 --> 01:18:19,720
but when I got slapped in the stung,

860
01:18:19,720 --> 01:18:22,600
but I was like, oh shit, all right, that's a good one.

861
01:18:22,600 --> 01:18:24,200
Boom, but when I saw it on camera,

862
01:18:24,200 --> 01:18:25,520
that looked like a massacre.

863
01:18:25,520 --> 01:18:28,240
Dude, it was so loud and like,

864
01:18:28,240 --> 01:18:30,960
your fucking sweat and like chalk flew off.

865
01:18:30,960 --> 01:18:31,800
It was crazy.

866
01:18:31,800 --> 01:18:32,640
Like a wave.

867
01:18:32,640 --> 01:18:33,600
That shit looked like, I mean,

868
01:18:33,600 --> 01:18:37,480
the way he was beating the shit out of you was insane.

869
01:18:37,480 --> 01:18:40,840
I was, we were, were we not legit scared?

870
01:18:40,840 --> 01:18:42,120
That was not acting at all.

871
01:18:42,120 --> 01:18:42,960
That's not acting.

872
01:18:42,960 --> 01:18:44,760
Like not even a little bit.

873
01:18:44,760 --> 01:18:46,360
I thought we were gonna have to act

874
01:18:46,360 --> 01:18:48,120
and then he hit you with that and I was like,

875
01:18:48,120 --> 01:18:49,040
what the fuck?

876
01:18:49,040 --> 01:18:50,360
Yeah, yeah, that was crazy.

877
01:18:50,360 --> 01:18:51,200
It was crazy.

878
01:18:51,200 --> 01:18:52,600
That was crazy.

879
01:18:52,600 --> 01:18:53,660
I was fearful.

880
01:18:53,660 --> 01:18:54,640
I thought you were gonna die.

881
01:18:54,640 --> 01:18:55,480
Yeah.

882
01:18:55,480 --> 01:18:56,640
Hey man, that would've, hey,

883
01:18:56,640 --> 01:18:58,400
glaze of glory, you know what I mean?

884
01:18:58,400 --> 01:18:59,240
It was-

885
01:18:59,240 --> 01:19:00,060
Gaze of glory.

886
01:19:00,060 --> 01:19:00,900
Not gaze of glory.

887
01:19:00,900 --> 01:19:02,080
That's a G-O-G.

888
01:19:02,080 --> 01:19:02,920
Well, how'd they say it?

889
01:19:02,920 --> 01:19:04,120
Fade the glory?

890
01:19:04,120 --> 01:19:04,960
What is it?

891
01:19:04,960 --> 01:19:05,800
Blades of glory.

892
01:19:05,800 --> 01:19:06,640
Blades of glory.

893
01:19:06,640 --> 01:19:07,480
I just said, blades.

894
01:19:07,480 --> 01:19:08,320
That has nothing to do with this.

895
01:19:08,320 --> 01:19:09,160
That has nothing to do with this.

896
01:19:09,160 --> 01:19:10,000
But basically-

897
01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:10,840
Are you talking about the,

898
01:19:10,840 --> 01:19:11,680
the movie?

899
01:19:11,680 --> 01:19:12,520
Yeah, the movie.

900
01:19:12,520 --> 01:19:13,360
Yeah.

901
01:19:13,360 --> 01:19:14,180
Yeah.

902
01:19:14,180 --> 01:19:15,020
Well, yeah, that was, man, dude,

903
01:19:15,020 --> 01:19:15,860
dream come true.

904
01:19:15,860 --> 01:19:16,700
Yeah.

905
01:19:16,700 --> 01:19:17,520
Like that was, yeah.

906
01:19:17,520 --> 01:19:18,360
How did it feel?

907
01:19:18,360 --> 01:19:19,200
Black Bear, it was good.

908
01:19:19,200 --> 01:19:20,200
It felt good.

909
01:19:20,200 --> 01:19:22,920
That could not have been better.

910
01:19:22,920 --> 01:19:24,480
Adam, thank you, bro.

911
01:19:24,480 --> 01:19:25,320
Thank you.

912
01:19:25,320 --> 01:19:26,680
You are a beast.

913
01:19:26,680 --> 01:19:27,520
Thank you, man.

914
01:19:27,520 --> 01:19:28,360
Rocket City Wrestling.

915
01:19:28,360 --> 01:19:29,180
Thank you.

916
01:19:29,180 --> 01:19:30,020
Rocket City Wrestling.

917
01:19:30,020 --> 01:19:30,860
Rocket City Wrestling.

918
01:19:30,860 --> 01:19:34,040
Right off 431-231, behind Cosmos Fitness,

919
01:19:34,040 --> 01:19:38,700
every first and third, or Saturday of the month?

920
01:19:38,700 --> 01:19:39,540
Yeah.

921
01:19:39,540 --> 01:19:40,360
Yeah, go check it out.

922
01:19:40,360 --> 01:19:41,200
Go check it out.

923
01:19:41,200 --> 01:19:42,040
And it's fun.

924
01:19:42,040 --> 01:19:43,360
It's legit, ring.

925
01:19:43,360 --> 01:19:44,200
It's legit, bro.

926
01:19:44,200 --> 01:19:45,020
It's a legit intro.

927
01:19:45,020 --> 01:19:46,160
Nice bathroom.

928
01:19:46,160 --> 01:19:47,000
Oh, yeah.

929
01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:47,840
Perfect.

930
01:19:47,840 --> 01:19:49,040
Plenty of drinks.

931
01:19:49,040 --> 01:19:49,880
Yeah.

932
01:19:49,880 --> 01:19:50,700
It's tight, bro.

933
01:19:50,700 --> 01:19:51,640
Go to that and check it out.

934
01:19:51,640 --> 01:19:52,480
We're so lucky.

935
01:19:52,480 --> 01:19:54,160
And thank, shout out to Kim for hooking us up

936
01:19:54,160 --> 01:19:55,000
with Adam Pree.

937
01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:55,840
Thank you, man.

938
01:19:55,840 --> 01:19:56,680
Thank you, Jessica.

939
01:19:56,680 --> 01:19:58,160
Thank you.

940
01:19:58,160 --> 01:20:01,440
Kim and Jessica, you guys have been so supportive

941
01:20:01,440 --> 01:20:03,160
of Clown College.

942
01:20:03,160 --> 01:20:04,000
Yes.

943
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:04,820
And thank you.

944
01:20:04,820 --> 01:20:07,600
And the whole comedy scene, not just stand up,

945
01:20:07,600 --> 01:20:10,680
but all the comedy scene around Huntsville.

946
01:20:10,680 --> 01:20:13,140
So I can't believe you took so many bumps.

947
01:20:13,140 --> 01:20:14,240
Oh, yeah, man, dude.

948
01:20:14,240 --> 01:20:15,060
That was-

949
01:20:15,060 --> 01:20:15,900
And it was fun.

950
01:20:15,900 --> 01:20:16,740
And it was fun.

951
01:20:16,740 --> 01:20:17,560
Just got back up.

952
01:20:17,560 --> 01:20:18,400
You got tough.

953
01:20:18,400 --> 01:20:19,440
You got tired for a little bit.

954
01:20:19,440 --> 01:20:20,280
Yeah.

955
01:20:20,280 --> 01:20:21,100
Yeah, I had a little asthma.

956
01:20:21,100 --> 01:20:21,940
That happens to the best.

957
01:20:21,940 --> 01:20:22,760
But that's what happens.

958
01:20:22,760 --> 01:20:23,600
You saw what happened to Mike Tyson.

959
01:20:23,600 --> 01:20:24,560
He gotta get back in shape.

960
01:20:24,560 --> 01:20:26,240
Like me, I had to get back into it.

961
01:20:26,240 --> 01:20:28,120
But after that, you were perfect.

962
01:20:28,120 --> 01:20:28,960
Oh, yeah.

963
01:20:28,960 --> 01:20:31,520
You were more perfect learning.

964
01:20:31,520 --> 01:20:34,160
I mean, it was harder for you to learn and part,

965
01:20:34,160 --> 01:20:36,600
because of so many slams and those bumps.

966
01:20:36,600 --> 01:20:37,920
We all took a bump.

967
01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:39,040
Yeah.

968
01:20:39,040 --> 01:20:40,560
Yeah, and Pat took a bump.

969
01:20:40,560 --> 01:20:41,880
Yeah, and Pat took a bump.

970
01:20:41,880 --> 01:20:43,400
Took two of us to help him.

971
01:20:43,400 --> 01:20:44,240
But we did it.

972
01:20:44,240 --> 01:20:45,080
It took a lot of us.

973
01:20:45,080 --> 01:20:47,040
It took the whole crew, man.

974
01:20:47,040 --> 01:20:47,880
To pick Pat up.

975
01:20:47,880 --> 01:20:49,320
That was scary, man.

976
01:20:49,320 --> 01:20:50,160
That was scary.

977
01:20:50,160 --> 01:20:50,980
I was scared.

978
01:20:50,980 --> 01:20:52,880
I was like, damn, man, you might be in this ring

979
01:20:52,880 --> 01:20:53,720
for a long time.

980
01:20:53,720 --> 01:20:56,000
I saw whenever he was taking the bump,

981
01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:56,840
I saw Adam Priest.

982
01:20:56,840 --> 01:20:58,240
He wasn't really paying attention.

983
01:20:58,240 --> 01:21:00,200
And he heard Pat was gonna take one.

984
01:21:00,200 --> 01:21:01,040
So he looked up.

985
01:21:01,040 --> 01:21:01,860
He was nervous,

986
01:21:01,860 --> 01:21:04,320
because I don't think he had the insurance to cover.

987
01:21:04,320 --> 01:21:05,640
What was ever gonna happen?

988
01:21:05,640 --> 01:21:06,760
When the ring imploded.

989
01:21:06,760 --> 01:21:09,120
Oh my gosh, the ring just fucking break or something.

990
01:21:09,120 --> 01:21:11,000
You were like, oh shit.

991
01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:13,080
Like when Brock Lesnar slammed the Big Show?

992
01:21:13,080 --> 01:21:15,160
Yeah, or like on 2013,

993
01:21:15,160 --> 01:21:16,760
when you'd had the Big Show on Mark Henry,

994
01:21:16,760 --> 01:21:18,200
just break that thing.

995
01:21:18,200 --> 01:21:19,600
I shouldn't have started this conversation.

996
01:21:19,600 --> 01:21:20,440
Yeah, yeah, it went too far.

997
01:21:20,440 --> 01:21:21,880
You did, you did, man.

998
01:21:21,880 --> 01:21:22,840
Wrestling's crazy.

999
01:21:22,840 --> 01:21:24,680
Speaking of wrestling,

1000
01:21:24,680 --> 01:21:26,280
I got like a Hulk Hogan autograph.

1001
01:21:26,280 --> 01:21:27,120
That was crazy.

1002
01:21:27,120 --> 01:21:27,940
Oh, sick.

1003
01:21:27,940 --> 01:21:28,920
On the case of beer.

1004
01:21:28,920 --> 01:21:29,760
Yep.

1005
01:21:29,760 --> 01:21:30,580
What was the beer called?

1006
01:21:30,580 --> 01:21:31,420
It was called, what was it?

1007
01:21:31,420 --> 01:21:33,160
The Great American Beer?

1008
01:21:33,160 --> 01:21:35,200
Because you're a patriot.

1009
01:21:35,200 --> 01:21:36,320
Yeah.

1010
01:21:36,320 --> 01:21:37,160
You're damn right.

1011
01:21:37,160 --> 01:21:38,000
Yeah.

1012
01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:38,840
What's wrong with being a patriot?

1013
01:21:38,840 --> 01:21:39,680
Nuffin', that's good shit.

1014
01:21:39,680 --> 01:21:40,880
I'm betting I hear you say anything different.

1015
01:21:40,880 --> 01:21:42,280
I didn't fight for this fucking country

1016
01:21:42,280 --> 01:21:43,360
for you to think it's bad,

1017
01:21:43,360 --> 01:21:44,200
being a patriot.

1018
01:21:44,200 --> 01:21:45,280
No, I don't think that's bad.

1019
01:21:45,280 --> 01:21:46,760
That's good shit.

1020
01:21:46,760 --> 01:21:47,840
Patriot forever.

1021
01:21:47,840 --> 01:21:49,920
So I guess our next goal for the next year

1022
01:21:49,920 --> 01:21:52,400
is to get Brandon on Fox News.

1023
01:21:52,400 --> 01:21:53,520
Yes.

1024
01:21:53,520 --> 01:21:55,120
That is the goal.

1025
01:21:55,120 --> 01:21:55,960
But just think about it,

1026
01:21:55,960 --> 01:21:57,640
if you're on Fox News, dude, Hulk Hogan,

1027
01:21:57,640 --> 01:21:58,600
you might be able to meet him.

1028
01:21:58,600 --> 01:22:00,440
There's a good chance that, not just meet him,

1029
01:22:00,440 --> 01:22:02,360
but sit in the green room with him.

1030
01:22:02,360 --> 01:22:04,600
Just meet him at a convention, though, man.

1031
01:22:04,600 --> 01:22:05,760
That's not real.

1032
01:22:05,760 --> 01:22:07,080
Dude, you wanna be a part of this.

1033
01:22:07,080 --> 01:22:07,920
Yeah.

1034
01:22:07,920 --> 01:22:09,240
Be on the right side of history.

1035
01:22:09,240 --> 01:22:10,080
The right?

1036
01:22:11,080 --> 01:22:13,520
What'd I go, I mean, I don't,

1037
01:22:13,520 --> 01:22:16,280
see, I don't know, I don't know much about politics.

1038
01:22:16,280 --> 01:22:17,120
No, it's fine.

1039
01:22:17,120 --> 01:22:17,960
It's not politics.

1040
01:22:17,960 --> 01:22:18,780
It's not political at all.

1041
01:22:18,780 --> 01:22:19,620
It's all for money.

1042
01:22:19,620 --> 01:22:20,460
Yeah.

1043
01:22:20,460 --> 01:22:23,080
It's a news channel.

1044
01:22:23,080 --> 01:22:24,320
It's a huge new channel.

1045
01:22:25,320 --> 01:22:26,720
It's news entertainment.

1046
01:22:26,720 --> 01:22:27,560
Yeah.

1047
01:22:27,560 --> 01:22:29,440
Like sports and sports entertainment.

1048
01:22:29,440 --> 01:22:30,280
Mm-hmm.

1049
01:22:30,280 --> 01:22:32,120
So like CNN living like, hey.

1050
01:22:32,120 --> 01:22:33,880
Dude, you can say whatever.

1051
01:22:33,880 --> 01:22:35,280
It's the wrestling of the news.

1052
01:22:35,280 --> 01:22:37,720
Yeah, you can talk about your views on the gays

1053
01:22:37,720 --> 01:22:38,760
and everything.

1054
01:22:40,120 --> 01:22:40,960
But I,

1055
01:22:42,040 --> 01:22:42,880
We know how you feel.

1056
01:22:42,880 --> 01:22:43,720
I don't have a view.

1057
01:22:43,720 --> 01:22:44,540
You don't have to explain.

1058
01:22:44,540 --> 01:22:45,380
I don't have a view.

1059
01:22:45,380 --> 01:22:46,220
We know how you feel, dude.

1060
01:22:46,220 --> 01:22:47,920
I think that everything's cool, man.

1061
01:22:47,920 --> 01:22:49,640
We should get Brandon on The View.

1062
01:22:49,640 --> 01:22:50,480
Hey.

1063
01:22:50,480 --> 01:22:51,320
That's shit.

1064
01:22:51,320 --> 01:22:52,160
Like Whoopi Goldberg, is that where she's from?

1065
01:22:52,160 --> 01:22:53,000
Yes.

1066
01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:53,840
Yeah.

1067
01:22:53,840 --> 01:22:56,040
Dude, we might get you a cabinet position at this rate.

1068
01:22:56,040 --> 01:22:57,400
I'd do it.

1069
01:22:57,400 --> 01:22:58,240
What's the movie she was in?

1070
01:22:58,240 --> 01:22:59,280
Sister Act.

1071
01:22:59,280 --> 01:23:00,120
Sister Act.

1072
01:23:00,120 --> 01:23:00,960
Come on.

1073
01:23:00,960 --> 01:23:01,800
Ooh, Dirty Dancing.

1074
01:23:01,800 --> 01:23:03,840
Yep, and Ghost, remember you watched Ghost?

1075
01:23:03,840 --> 01:23:06,800
No, yes, that's exactly what I was trying to say, Ghost.

1076
01:23:06,800 --> 01:23:07,640
Yeah.

1077
01:23:07,640 --> 01:23:08,920
She was on Ghost, not Dirty Dancing.

1078
01:23:08,920 --> 01:23:09,840
She's never done that.

1079
01:23:09,840 --> 01:23:11,900
So The View and Fox News will split.

1080
01:23:13,280 --> 01:23:14,720
I don't know.

1081
01:23:14,720 --> 01:23:16,920
Because I don't, me, I don't know about,

1082
01:23:16,920 --> 01:23:19,320
I don't know about these news channels.

1083
01:23:19,320 --> 01:23:21,400
They look pretty serious on there, man.

1084
01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:22,800
Yeah, but they're selling it.

1085
01:23:22,800 --> 01:23:23,640
I know they're selling it.

1086
01:23:23,640 --> 01:23:24,880
They're heels, they're all heels.

1087
01:23:24,880 --> 01:23:26,560
I don't, they're heels for real.

1088
01:23:26,560 --> 01:23:27,520
I don't believe this.

1089
01:23:27,520 --> 01:23:28,880
Dude, look at Tucker Carlson.

1090
01:23:28,880 --> 01:23:29,720
He's chill as fuck.

1091
01:23:29,720 --> 01:23:30,560
He's a heel?

1092
01:23:30,560 --> 01:23:31,380
Yeah.

1093
01:23:31,380 --> 01:23:32,220
Well, not anymore.

1094
01:23:32,220 --> 01:23:33,060
Not anymore.

1095
01:23:33,060 --> 01:23:34,880
Now everything he says is 100% correct.

1096
01:23:34,880 --> 01:23:35,880
Based.

1097
01:23:35,880 --> 01:23:36,980
He's based as hell.

1098
01:23:38,560 --> 01:23:39,720
Based.

1099
01:23:39,720 --> 01:23:41,120
Yeah, so you're gonna, it's fine.

1100
01:23:41,120 --> 01:23:43,200
You'll do Fox News, then you'll transition,

1101
01:23:43,200 --> 01:23:44,600
then you'll be on The View.

1102
01:23:45,800 --> 01:23:46,640
All right.

1103
01:23:48,360 --> 01:23:49,200
We're in.

1104
01:23:49,200 --> 01:23:50,040
We're in.

1105
01:23:50,040 --> 01:23:51,040
I'm gonna go to Scientology.

1106
01:23:51,040 --> 01:23:52,640
I'm gonna be in Scientologists.

1107
01:23:52,640 --> 01:23:53,720
What happened?

1108
01:23:53,720 --> 01:23:56,000
I guess I'll try to resurrect the Black Panther.

1109
01:23:56,000 --> 01:23:57,160
Are they still kicking around?

1110
01:23:57,160 --> 01:23:58,280
Wow, this stuff all shifted.

1111
01:23:58,280 --> 01:23:59,840
You should be a Black Israelite.

1112
01:23:59,840 --> 01:24:00,680
I can do that.

1113
01:24:00,680 --> 01:24:01,500
Let's do that.

1114
01:24:01,500 --> 01:24:02,480
Let's go all the way deep in.

1115
01:24:02,480 --> 01:24:03,320
Okay.

1116
01:24:03,320 --> 01:24:04,140
You know?

1117
01:24:04,140 --> 01:24:04,980
I'll get in there, dude.

1118
01:24:04,980 --> 01:24:06,360
Should I take those melanin pills

1119
01:24:06,360 --> 01:24:08,240
that Robert Downey Jr. took for traffic?

1120
01:24:08,240 --> 01:24:10,240
Nothing will please me more.

1121
01:24:10,240 --> 01:24:11,960
Dude, what if I just show up and I'm black?

1122
01:24:11,960 --> 01:24:13,880
Holy shit.

1123
01:24:13,880 --> 01:24:14,720
With this hair.

1124
01:24:14,720 --> 01:24:16,920
That'd be crazy as hell, man.

1125
01:24:16,920 --> 01:24:18,120
I feel like damn.

1126
01:24:18,120 --> 01:24:20,560
Would you support me if I transitioned to black?

1127
01:24:23,760 --> 01:24:24,600
Dude, you.

1128
01:24:25,520 --> 01:24:26,360
Hold on.

1129
01:24:26,360 --> 01:24:27,800
You can do whatever you want.

1130
01:24:27,800 --> 01:24:28,760
Thank you, Brandon.

1131
01:24:30,760 --> 01:24:32,200
He didn't say you support him.

1132
01:24:32,200 --> 01:24:33,360
Yeah, there you go.

1133
01:24:33,360 --> 01:24:35,560
No, say you support him, Brandon.

1134
01:24:35,560 --> 01:24:36,400
I guess, I mean.

1135
01:24:36,400 --> 01:24:37,320
What the hell, Brandon?

1136
01:24:37,320 --> 01:24:38,600
I thought we were friends, dude.

1137
01:24:38,600 --> 01:24:39,800
You're not gonna support your own friend,

1138
01:24:39,800 --> 01:24:41,400
but you support somebody else?

1139
01:24:41,400 --> 01:24:43,160
You support fucking Hulk Hogan,

1140
01:24:43,160 --> 01:24:44,680
but you wanna support your own fucking friend?

1141
01:24:44,680 --> 01:24:45,520
I don't support Hulk Hogan doing that.

1142
01:24:45,520 --> 01:24:47,560
You're not gonna support your N-word over here, dude?

1143
01:24:47,560 --> 01:24:49,320
Oh, whoa.

1144
01:24:49,320 --> 01:24:50,400
I didn't say it.

1145
01:24:50,400 --> 01:24:51,240
Not yet.

1146
01:24:51,240 --> 01:24:52,840
But when I'm black, I will say it.

1147
01:24:52,840 --> 01:24:54,520
Brandon, you tell everybody right now

1148
01:24:54,520 --> 01:24:56,560
if JJ wants to wear blackface,

1149
01:24:56,560 --> 01:24:57,480
goddamn, he can do it.

1150
01:24:57,480 --> 01:24:59,880
No, okay, no, no.

1151
01:24:59,880 --> 01:25:01,360
Sammy Sosa turned white.

1152
01:25:01,360 --> 01:25:02,800
I don't even know who that is.

1153
01:25:02,800 --> 01:25:04,000
Sammy So-So.

1154
01:25:06,000 --> 01:25:07,000
Sammy So-So?

1155
01:25:09,760 --> 01:25:12,320
Yeah, Sammy So-So and Mark Mabey.

1156
01:25:12,320 --> 01:25:13,160
Mark Mabey.

1157
01:25:13,160 --> 01:25:16,240
You hear this, Dennis?

1158
01:25:17,800 --> 01:25:20,240
Yo, don't talk to Dennis like that, bro.

1159
01:25:21,520 --> 01:25:23,200
You made fun of him for wearing a dress

1160
01:25:23,200 --> 01:25:24,760
and now you wanna be friendly with him?

1161
01:25:24,760 --> 01:25:27,080
And it's a blouse, it's not a dress, it's a blouse.

1162
01:25:27,080 --> 01:25:28,320
It's a nice blouse.

1163
01:25:28,320 --> 01:25:29,600
Probably cost thousands of dollars.

1164
01:25:29,600 --> 01:25:31,520
Probably does, talking about from Victorious.

1165
01:25:31,520 --> 01:25:33,360
No, no, no.

1166
01:25:33,360 --> 01:25:34,600
It's a Victorious secret one.

1167
01:25:34,600 --> 01:25:35,720
It could be.

1168
01:25:35,720 --> 01:25:37,240
I thought you were talking about the TV show.

1169
01:25:37,240 --> 01:25:38,160
Not Victorious.

1170
01:25:38,160 --> 01:25:40,240
He's WWE superstar Dennis Rodman.

1171
01:25:40,240 --> 01:25:42,120
Oh yeah, him and Karl Malone.

1172
01:25:42,120 --> 01:25:42,960
Really?

1173
01:25:42,960 --> 01:25:45,000
Karl Malone has never done anything bad.

1174
01:25:45,000 --> 01:25:45,840
Never.

1175
01:25:45,840 --> 01:25:46,840
It's a different right there.

1176
01:25:46,840 --> 01:25:48,400
Wait, do you know Victorious?

1177
01:25:50,520 --> 01:25:51,360
The TV show.

1178
01:25:51,360 --> 01:25:52,480
You don't know, I knew he would.

1179
01:25:52,480 --> 01:25:54,200
He was 30 when that show came out.

1180
01:25:54,200 --> 01:25:55,840
Of course, so you didn't watch,

1181
01:25:55,840 --> 01:25:58,800
of course, did you watch Nickelodeon in 2013?

1182
01:25:58,800 --> 01:25:59,640
No.

1183
01:25:59,640 --> 01:26:01,080
No, he wasn't our age.

1184
01:26:01,080 --> 01:26:01,920
We were 10.

1185
01:26:01,920 --> 01:26:04,440
I was down watching Nickelodeon.

1186
01:26:04,440 --> 01:26:06,320
Victorious is a crazy show.

1187
01:26:06,320 --> 01:26:08,880
It's on, what is that documentary called?

1188
01:26:08,880 --> 01:26:09,720
With Dan Snyder?

1189
01:26:09,720 --> 01:26:11,360
Oh, the Dan Snyder documentary.

1190
01:26:11,360 --> 01:26:12,200
Yeah, because he was.

1191
01:26:12,200 --> 01:26:13,840
Crazy about feet.

1192
01:26:13,840 --> 01:26:15,840
Victorious was a good show.

1193
01:26:15,840 --> 01:26:17,280
Perfect show.

1194
01:26:17,280 --> 01:26:18,960
All right, boys.

1195
01:26:18,960 --> 01:26:20,080
A year down.

1196
01:26:20,080 --> 01:26:21,240
One year in the books.

1197
01:26:21,240 --> 01:26:22,080
One year down.

1198
01:26:22,080 --> 01:26:22,920
Many more to go.

1199
01:26:22,920 --> 01:26:24,320
I'll be black this next year.

1200
01:26:24,320 --> 01:26:28,560
Brandon will be a woman and we'll...

1201
01:26:28,560 --> 01:26:29,400
Be Portuguese.

1202
01:26:29,400 --> 01:26:31,640
Probably still be kind of the same, Portuguese, yeah.

1203
01:26:31,640 --> 01:26:32,480
Let's go with this.

1204
01:26:32,480 --> 01:26:34,560
Yes, that's exactly what we're gonna do.

1205
01:26:34,560 --> 01:26:35,800
Thank you, big thank you to everybody

1206
01:26:35,800 --> 01:26:38,400
who actually gonna put on the screen after this.

1207
01:26:38,400 --> 01:26:39,240
Bang, bang.

1208
01:26:39,240 --> 01:26:40,080
Thank you.

1209
01:26:40,080 --> 01:26:40,920
Climb College.

1210
01:26:40,920 --> 01:26:42,400
Hell yeah.

1211
01:26:42,400 --> 01:26:43,240
Hell yeah.

1212
01:26:43,240 --> 01:26:44,080
I just...

1213
01:26:44,080 --> 01:26:44,920
I just...

1214
01:26:44,920 --> 01:26:45,760
I just...

1215
01:26:45,760 --> 01:26:46,600
I just...

1216
01:26:46,600 --> 01:27:15,520
N who heard

1217
01:27:16,600 --> 01:27:23,600
Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, ask for my number, gave you 14 digits, my money stack higher

1218
01:27:25,600 --> 01:27:30,600
after 14, ha, hey, man, you know what I mean, and when I be on stage I'm tryna be obscene,

1219
01:27:30,600 --> 01:27:37,600
don't play with me, I got DIDs, dissociative identities, jokes galore, I got a plenty,

1220
01:27:37,600 --> 01:27:43,600
choke a rat out like I'm Lenny, and I'm holding a mouse, because I'm all about cheese, and

1221
01:27:43,600 --> 01:27:49,600
my evil twin be Chinese, tell me is it real like V said V, when the rap gave me D I mean,

1222
01:27:49,600 --> 01:27:54,600
punchlines hit a nigga and it's clean, pull up to the scene, I'm way too clean, yeah,

1223
01:27:54,600 --> 01:27:59,600
black panther, hidden dragon, still hit the stage with my pants sagging, we in retrograde,

1224
01:27:59,600 --> 01:28:04,600
I feel the time lapse, niggas wanna get a peep in my map, where am I going, why you

1225
01:28:04,600 --> 01:28:08,600
saying that, it was money on the table, I had to take that, I call my blood facts, I

1226
01:28:08,600 --> 01:28:12,600
had to face that, it be sitting on my face like Rayman, shit be sitting on my face like

1227
01:28:12,600 --> 01:28:17,600
Rayman, wait no haha, I'm just saying, y'all gotta stop playing with me like I'm playing

1228
01:28:17,600 --> 01:28:44,600
man.