This week on Clown College
His whole time he's been slowly dying of diabetes we have never offered to buy
But as soon as the best five gets told we're on the fucking case
It's priority PS five is very important priority like losing it. Well, it could be like losing the child man
Yeah, I mean it's almost probably equivalent. At least a pet
At least a pet at least a pet. Yeah, all your games on there do every everything saved. Come on man
That's Matt and friends. All those fucking racist messages you sent. Mm-hmm
When you lose in a video game, they are saved on there. We all do it. Yeah, don't let me hear a Chinese person on there
Yeah, they get it. You know, the worst is for women on
Yeah, I feel sorry for if you if a woman ever spoke in a call of duty lobby
like
2013 I mean to present really I mean it's it's
Immediately go make me a sandwich shut the fuck up you bitch
Or they're trying to hit on her and then she did that's what and then one guy is gonna white knight
He's gonna be like don't listen to these guys. Yeah, you know we you can join my party in my discord
The first those guys are pervert
Those are those are the worst guys. I'd rather if I was a girl
I'd rather you just tell me to shut the fuck up. I think then right, oh, you know, so do me on Xbox live
Yeah, and like you don't know what this person looks like. They look good everything. I mean they could they don't and
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So enthusiastic still I do I know you just said we can't talk about it. I'm still upset about the basketball game, dude
I trained so hard
Train so hard
Sometimes you just go up against superior competition. I
Think that's what I don't know if that's what I would say ain't that right Brandon. Well, you know, I still did my part
So they just thought you lost we all did our we all did our no
What would you say performed the worst who performed the worst on the whole game on red team on red team? Mm-hmm
So who was the best of your team obviously Brandon
Oh, I made some did some I don't yeah, no, no, I think Brandon was Brandon
Who's your radum from radum first best to last?
Let's see here
And it's tough. So
Yeah, because you know, I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man
I think you guys had a grand total of six six shots all together. Yeah, and you made three
I made three so that I made a little bit more. Yeah. Yes
Oh, then I guess I gotta rank myself for number one. Okay, I would agree with that. So you did best then
Okay
Disgust
Brandon does not
Disgust
Look at us because disgust Brandon doesn't like losing me
No, man, I want an award. Yeah. Hey, look, I want a bad you just saying you need to pick they shit up
Hey, guess what? I accomplished what I need to accomplish. I
Mean if you guys want to play again, we can pick our shit up. Hey, we'll play first of all
You know the first game. How many points did you score me?
Well, we were warming up so we were warming up as a real game, but somebody couldn't be on camera
And yeah, and we had to scratch the whole first game, which I was dominating
But you know, we won't bring that up. We don't bring that up. No Brandon Brandon did his thing
We'll call it a blessing. Blessing in disguise. Yeah, blessing in disguise
Mm-hmm. Who's in disguise? Who's in disguise? Yeah
God, let's go. Let's go. Let's go say it with your fucking chest. Yeah
God! Hell yeah!
Walk with me
Walk with me. Hey, God is good. Yes, he is. God is great
Brandon, you black
JJ, God is good. All the time. Come on now
What's wrong with you? All the time, Brandon. All the time. All the time. What does it say church? Yeah
You didn't go to church growing up? No, I did sometimes. Yeah. Yeah. Off and on. My God is a
Is a great guy
Close. Very close. You know the rest of it? Awesome, God
He raised from heaven above
And now that we have a Republican president back in office
Wait, hey, hold on now. I don't know that yet
Oh man, my guess? This is coming out after. The election's already done. I think it's democratic
Huh? I think it's democratic that one. Yep. So it is a democracy
Yeah
Yeah, that's my guess. I think they both died
That's my guess. Oh, they were both on the same plane
You know to the election celebration because they don't know who's gonna win. I think they're actually I think their private jets crashed
Yeah, there you go. Somehow RFK is there. Oh, yeah, he was driving it
Yeah, he's flying the plane. He's flying it, not driving. Somebody hit him with the Vex
He died before him packed
Yeah, that worm just slid in
And I'll also have jumped out of a plane by this time. Hell yeah, dude. I escaped narrowly. You did it
By the skin of my teeth
I wrestled a wrestler
Dude, what if you're dead right now?
No! We could all be dead. We could all be dead. There's a strong chance. Brandon probably paralyzed
Damn. You know, he might not die, but paralyzation is on the table
Okay, I have a serious question
Yeah
You know, if you get tased and you shit yourself, are you still gonna let us post a video?
I wouldn't have it any other way
There can't be any blurring
No
It has to be stained
I mean, as long as YouTube doesn't care. Yeah, I mean they don't fucking know what we're doing anyway
I mean, there are over 400 subscribers on this podcast
Yeah, and thank you. We love each and every one of you
We actually do
We care way more about you than Trump or Kamala Harris do
Oh, you're damn right we do
And we'll do more for you
We will
And I want a call to action right now
Let's do it
Call to action. We have a friend of the Clown College podcast who was recently robbed, man
Robbed of his most valuable possession
This is true
Pat's house got broken into
They took the PS5, man
That's the worst, that's one of the worst things that could happen, man
Come on, man, that's your livelihood
They took his PS5, man
PS5
He gotta go to work every day
Every day
He used to come home, get that little motivation of a PlayStation 5 and now he comes in there and you took that shit?
Come on, man, that's all he had
He got nothing now, that's all he had
You can't kick a man while he's down
Dude, I don't know what the hell I'll do if I went home and couldn't kick back, you know, take my shirt off and pants and shit
Now I'm just in the underwear and now look, there's no PlayStation 5 anymore, man
What am I gonna do?
Yeah, what are you gonna fuck now?
How the fuck am I gonna watch TV?
Yeah, you don't want to watch TV, you want to play some games
Yeah, and watch TV at the same time
So what do you think we should do for Pat?
Brandon, we'll let you make the decision
Is that okay, JJ?
Give him a PS3 maybe?
Yes, and that's what we'll do
We will pitch in for a PS3
Hell yeah
A Game Boy Advance
A Game Boy Advance, we'll throw that in on the low
That was the original PlayStation Vita
Yeah, I have that too, I have it
You do?
You gonna give it to him?
I mean, if he needs a game to play, he can play
He'll loan it to him
I'll throw some money to help Pat
Oh yeah, Pat is a good dude
Yeah, yeah
Pat's a good dude
I mean, on this podcast, he spread nothing but positivity, dude
I mean, he was so right about so many things
The most sane statements you'll ever hear
God, it was so good
You can't stop him
We're gonna lift him back up, Brandon
Let who back up?
It's gonna take all of us
Yay!
It takes it
It takes a village
It takes a village, yeah
To raise one
Yes, so we're gonna
I don't know if you guys out there, if you know Pat
Or wanna throw something in
Just put it in the comments
Hell yeah
This whole time, he's been slowly dying of diabetes
We have never offered to buy insulin
But as soon as the PS5 gets stolen
We're on the fucking case, dude
PS5 is very important
Priority
That's like losing a
Well, it could be like losing a child, man
Yeah, I mean, it's almost probably equivalent
At least a pet
That's the most
At least a pet
All your games on there do everything saved
Come on, man, that's Matt and Frans
All those fucking racist messages you sent
When you lose in a video game
Are saved on there
We all do it
Don't let me hear a Chinese person on there
Damn
Yeah
They get it
You know
The worst is for women on the game
Oh, yeah, I feel sorry for women
Have a woman ever spoke in a Call of Duty lobby
Like 2013
I mean, to present, really
I mean, it's immediately go make me a sandwich
Shut the fuck up, you bitch
Or they're trying to hit on her
And then when she did
And then one guy's going to White Night
And he's going to be like
Don't listen to these guys
Yeah
You know, you can join my party
Join my Discord
You know, I'm like
The first
Those guys are perverts, bro
Those are the worst guys
If I was a girl
I'd rather you just tell me to shut the fuck up, I think
Than try to, you know, seduce me on Xbox Live
Yeah, that's weird
And like you don't know what this person looks like
I'm not saying looks are everything
I mean, they could
They don't
And you
Oh, dude
Never know
They don't, bro
Yeah
I don't know
You think
I think nowadays
Girls who game
Probably look a little better than they did back in the day
Oh, I thought we were talking about the dudes
You talking about the twistering
Oh, the dudes, no
No, the girls
I mean, that could go either way
Yeah
I'm talking about the dudes that hit on her
I'm like
There's no way those guys are normal
Lookin' like Shrek, you know
But they could be sweet guys, though
Oh, probably
You know, they can't talk to women in real life
And then like
Oh my God, now I'm talking to somebody
And they might want to kill them a little bit
Sound like cursed cowly dog a little bit
You know when your people like they get a pet
And they just squeeze it
I think there was a famous work of literature about this exact same thing, dude
Of mice and men
Oh, you're talking about special people, man, now
No, I wasn't
You didn't have to say it like that
Okay, hold on, listen
I wasn't
Why would you say that?
You said you people, which one?
I was just talking about black people
Yeah, dude, you ever heard of Michael Vick, dude?
Yeah
It's the modern day of mice and men
Mice and men, yeah, what happened there?
He like, didn't he kill somebody?
Who?
On mice and men?
Oh, I haven't read the book
Oh, man, see, this is what
No, he did kill somebody
Did he kill somebody?
Yeah, he killed the rancher's wife on accident
That was an accident, though
And he was classified as a rancher
I think she was doing
Like, she was trying to get freaky with the special guy
Oh, yeah, she was trying to
She was trying to seduce the special guy
And he didn't know how to react
And he was just like
He just wanted to pet her
Yeah, he squeezed that fucking mouse to death
You know what I'm talking about
I'm not pointing
What?
No
What?
I mean, this is the pot calling the kettle black, you know?
First of all, I'm two points high
It was three, which makes it funnier
Oh, fuck you, guy
Brandon, what's your favorite American classic literature novel, dude?
Oh, yeah
Novel?
Like, you mean like a book?
Yeah
Only three points
I'm gonna kill other
Damn, man, what's my favorite book?
What's my favorite book?
You can't say the Bible
That's a good-ass question
No comic books
Okay
No picture books
Did I have to finish it?
No
No?
If you liked it that much, you didn't have to finish it
Yeah
I mean, that sounds like a really good book
Yeah, because I read it for a little bit, stopped
I mean, the book I've read fully with Al Capone does my t-shirt, but you know
Can you look that up? I don't know
Yeah, I got your notes
What's that about, Brandon?
I forgot
It's about this dude that goes
Sounds great
It's about this dude that has to go to Alcatraz
Because his dad like becomes a guard
And he like meets all the inmates
And Al Capone does his t-shirt or something like that
That's cool
This book looks like it's from 1935
Yeah, that's what it said in it
This is a scholastic book fair book
Yeah, but I also like Dangerous Rhythms too
Because it teaches you about how the mob was in the jazz world
Okay, okay, so that's a good one
Yeah, like Louis Armstrong was dodging bullets
With his trumpet
Oh, hell yeah
And he also was a big ass pothead, dude, this is crazy
He was saying he wouldn't even perform if people were getting his way with it
Oh, if they didn't let him smoke?
Yeah, he was like, I'm not gonna be here
And he just wad off
That's what I'm talking about
Hell yeah
I'm in a principal, dude
What's your favorite literature?
I like Catcher in the Rye, dude
That's my favorite American classic novel
Or a separate piece, you can make an argument for either or, dude
I think...
You said Catcher in the Rye
Catch her in the Rye
Right here?
Yeah, dude, that fucking...
First of all, this is a very impactful book
It's the reason they shot the guy, man
What guy?
It was the reason for killing...
I can't remember if it was Lennon or when the dude shot Reagan
He was like, this was my inspiration
He thought he could shoot Reagan, James S. Brady
Hometown hero
J.S.B. How Could You Forget
But yeah, this book is cool
The main character is like a teenager
He gets beat up by a pimp because he hires a prostitute
And she comes in the room and he just tries to talk to her
Pimp said none of that
Yeah, and I think the dude just beat the shit out of him
And that's really all I remember
Besides the fact he goes to a museum by himself, which...
So did he kill somebody or something?
Who, this guy?
Yeah
No
Oh, so why did it influence the shooting of one of those whites?
Well, I think if you're gonna go kill one of the famous whites, you're probably pretty far gone anyway
Yeah, that's true
I don't think you need much of a reason
That's true
See, it made a game about it
That looks like Natalie Portman, right?
Oh, and Life is Strange?
Yeah
Is that what that's based from?
Natalie?
No
Oh
I don't think so
I don't know
My favorite is White Fang
White Fang, look that up
Yeah, let's see what that is
What's that about?
Great book
It's about a little boy who befriends a man that befriends a thing, a wolf
Like this?
Yeah
Oh, that's dope as hell, man
What is he, like a cowboy or something?
He's a man
That's a man in the woods, huh?
Yeah, and he befriends a wolf
Do they have a sexual relationship with the animal?
They don't get sexual
Is that in part two?
Yeah
Oh yeah, that's some furry stuff
Yeah
And this was a book?
That's okay
Can you click on the book cover?
That's what that is, hey
Huh?
The book cover?
What, right here?
Yep, that's it
That's it, dude
That looks pretty sick
They did use the Papyrus font
That was dope as hell
They did
They did use Papyrus
Oh my God
Man, they did
And then they made an anime about it
Don't do the anime like that
Come on, man
That's not White Fang
That's like PBS Kids right there, man
Yeah
Oh my gosh, look at it
A lot of chickens on him, man
It's because he's a nice wolf
Oh, he's a nice wolf?
Yeah, he only eats grass
He's surrounded by cock, dude
Oh, so he's vegan
Yeah
He's vegan
He's vegan right here
That's crazy
Yep, that's my book
Brandon, you know what?
I like when you take quizzes, dude
You should pull up a spirit animal quiz
Let's do it
Spirit animal quiz
We should all find out our Buzzfeed spirit animal, dude
Okay
What's your prediction?
For Brandon, I would say like a sloth
No
I wouldn't give him sloth
I'm going
It would have been too racist if I said raccoon
No, because he's not a scavenger
But he's cunning, he's crafty
Orangutan
I don't think I said that, dude
They're smart
They're the smartest of the ape and they're kind
They don't attack
They use tools
Yeah, they use tools
And what they're good at, they're really good at
Hell yeah
And they're strong
I fuck with that
Yeah
Well, let's get this test started
What's your favorite natural element, Brandon?
Favorite natural element?
Air, earth, fire, water, wood or space
Space
I don't know if space is an element
Yeah, what the fuck? I don't understand
The hell?
You going to pick it though?
Yeah, I like space
Wouldn't go in it though
All right, it says I feel at peace with myself most of the time
Well, you didn't last night
Yeah, that's somewhat inaccurate
All right, let's go to number two
I tend to be more down to earth than head in the clouds
What the hell does that even mean?
You're chill as fuck, bro
Yeah
That's very accurate
You're chill as hell
I go with it
But head in the clouds defines you too
Oh yeah, man, I zone out so much
Yeah, you probably should have read that a little bit more
I think it came somewhere in the middle
Yeah, true
I find it easy to approach others
Like what, just a random stranger or something?
You find it easy to approach people
Even if I know them and stuff already?
Oh, that shit, hell yeah, that's accurate
All right, I frequently do things without a specific plan or schedule
Yeah, that is accurate
And days go anyway
The typical ordinary way feels like a
No, typical ordinary way feels like a betrayal of myself
The typical
Like do you like to do unique, do shit like your own way?
Or like be unique in the way in which you do shit?
Oh yeah, that's accurate
Let's see, I frequently come up with ideas
Yeah, that is accurate too
I would say that
Yes, I would
You have great ideas, man
Thank you, man, hell yeah
Great skits at your Instagram, what is the handle?
My Instagram handle, hold it up
It's BrandonJW123
Thank you, he got it
I'm a big fan
Thank you, man
The more useful I am, the happier I am
It's also your name
That's accurate
I spend a lot of time observing before I act
Yeah, I told you, I zone out, yeah
I do that
That's why they pulled me out of class one time, man
That's why
Thought I was special
I like to be impressive to others
Yeah, man, I try to make people laugh
Hell yeah, that's impressive
I'm always looking for new things to experience, that's true too
Can't always be in a box, you know
Can't do it
I live in a fast-paced existence, yeah
Would you rather spend your free time,
I'd rather go outdoors and walk or hike in a nearby park, no?
Building something or engaging in creativity
Building something or engaging in creative
In a creative activity like arts and crafts, that might be on the table
Playing video games or watching a movie at home
Think we have a woman
Yeah, that might be it, but we gotta keep going
Let's see, getting together with my friends and having fun going out
That's a good one
Reading my favorite book or website and bed on my couch
Okay, let's see
About to realize he likes the video game way more than us
Can we pick two?
You only get one, man
Nah, man, we gotta get two
Alright, one, ah damn, okay
Which one brings you more joy?
You know what?
Between the two
You know what, getting together with my friends
Really?
Hell yeah
Okay, hell yeah
Hell yeah
Yep
Alright
I require a lot of time alone to recharge
Yes, I am an introvert too, yeah, I agree with that
Brandon has not said somewhat or fairly
I seek out the secret of the universe
Dude, you do be seeking out the secret of the universe
Yes, I do
You have space, crack
I have time, I'm an old dude
You're white fucking Fang, dude
I am white Fang
Hell yeah
What does it mean to be a wolf?
It says the power of the wolf brings forth fucking instinct, intelligence, appetite for freedom
Appetite for freedom
And awareness of the importance of social connections
When the wolf shows up in your life, pay attention to what your intuition is telling you
What's the wolf's message?
Check it out
I don't think that was part of the description
But, hey yeah, Brandon, we always hear you were the wolf, dude
That's a good one
When I think Brandon, I think instinct, dude
Pure instinct, an appetite for freedom
Intelligence
Defining characteristics of Brandon
Alright, that's a good one
Thank you
He pulled out a good one, dude
You're a fucking wolf, don't let anybody tell you different
I know
So, hey, when you're facing that motherfucker, Adam Priest
Yeah, the black bear is
When he, well
Wolf is really just a smaller bear
Okay, no, no, no, no
They're both predators, dude
I mean, they're both predators, but the wolf go
I mean, the bear, he just go out there by himself, man, you know what I mean?
Like, fuck all that
Well, what about the wolf?
He got to bring his pack, like we in Goodfellas or something
I thought you loved them all, dude
I loved them all
You support everything they do
Killing innocent women, children, selling drugs, poisoning the community
We love that shit, dude
Nah, I just like movies
Like Robert De Niro and Al Pacino
Robert D
One of my favorite actors of all time
Which one?
Robert De Niro
Robert D, I love Robert D
Al Pacino's there, too
I love him in Daddy's Home, too
R.I.P. Joe Pesci
No, no, no, no
Joe Pesci ain't dead
I thought he was dead
Nah
Is he not dead?
Look that up
He's not dead
I got five bucks, he's dead
Shake on it
Let me make a phone call first
Shake on it
Come on, man
No, somebody died, what was his name?
Shake on it, JJ
Don't be a bitch
You said what you said
Dude, money's hard to come by these days
And this economy, after the election, dude
Oh my God
He's alive?
Yes, he's 81
Come on, man
Who was the guy that died?
None of them
And he was in Cocaine Bear
Oh, that's Ray Leon
Ray Leon
I told a lot of people at work that Joe Pesci was dead
I need to clear the air on that
And nobody called me on it
That crazy, man
Pesci can
Spitting image, dude
Yeah, he's gone, though, he died
Shit happens, girl
Yeah, rest in peace
Remember he was on the B movie?
That's how I got introduced to him
When he was on the B movie
Who?
Ray Liyada
What?
Yeah
The B movie with the Seinfeld?
Yep
He was the one in the court case
He was the lawyer?
And it's animated
See?
Oh, okay
Oh my gosh
Yeah, he made it
You remember he tried to steal his honey
Wait, what?
Oh, shit, he used his real name, too
He plays himself in the B movie?
Yeah
Damn
That's how cool he is
I've seen this movie, I do not remember that
I have never seen it
And Vice City, too
You remember he was Vice City?
He was a...
What's that dude's name?
He's the perfect, he has the perfect voice for that, though
But yeah, he was in Vice City
I love Ray, rest in peace
Yeah, rest in peace, man
Goodfellas, man
Goodfellas, one of the best
He was in Goodfellas
That's all you need to say
Yeah?
Cancel Christmas
He was in the B movie, Goodfellas
Come on, I mean
Some of the best cinematographic pieces ever, dude
True artistry, I mean, look at that, dude
What can't be said about that?
I don't know
It's perfect
This movie was awesome
Who the fuck?
Is that Neil Patrick Harris?
Wait, I think that is
Is that NPH?
No, it's Sting
Oh, it's Sting
Oh, wow
Who was that?
Oh, I get it
Sting
Yeah
Sting
Somebody like the rustler?
No, the singer
Uh-uh
You know, whenever P. Diddy remade the song
Roxanne
Oh, Roxanne
No, I'll be missing you
Yeah
His Sting's version is I'll be watching you
I was actually listening to that today
Because we went back to the 80s for some reason
You're listening to P. Diddy's music right now?
Well, I'll be missing you is about Biggie, so you can listen to that
Oh, yeah
But I wasn't, I was listening to the Sting version
Oh, okay
Yeah
That's acceptable
I'll be watching you
Because I don't think you could use the Pat defense for P. Diddy
I don't think his hits are good enough to excuse it
Well, I mean, hold on
His music
Yeah, but it was him and Mace had a run
Who?
Killer Mace
I don't think it's
Who the hell was that?
Let me first
Mace?
Well, I know who you're talking about
Oh, yeah
I don't think his music outweighs his crimes
I think R. Kelly, there's a case to be made
Oh my God, this is so much worse
What the fuck?
He, P. Diddy's accused of overworking sex workers, right?
I think there's a lot more than that
Is there more?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure like blackmail to rape people
Wow, I didn't know about the rape
I didn't know about that either
It's kind of all the
I think it was all blackmail
Yes
Oh, yeah, yeah
This right here, this music video, the song, that's a banger
Oh, yeah, dude, they're in 2001 in Space Odyssey
That was 2001?
Yeah
Yo, did you guys see all that stuff on Instagram where they keep on saying be a victim, sign up now?
About what?
I think you did it as well
And you could get on there because the bus came through
Yeah, but I didn't get on the bus
You can talk about all about what happened to you on the bus
Yeah, but you could tell them they won't tell nobody else
I didn't get on the bus, though
We know you didn't get on that
Yeah, man
Right here
I can't wink
Yeah, why not?
Because I didn't get on the bus
No, you didn't
Oh, I didn't? Okay
The only reason Brandon didn't get on it was because it was full length
I was just like, nah, man
Because they were like, no, when I heard on the bus I was like, oh, man, so he's going to basically take all the girls from A&M
And they were like, no, not the girls, dudes
When I heard that I was like, no, I'm good
And this was before all that came out?
Yeah, I was like, I'm good
It's like probably a year before when I was still in school
Mm-hmm
Who's on like the sus bus, bro? Diddy, Dwight Howard?
Dwight Howard's not on the sus bus
He, you mean?
He's just gay?
Yeah, bisexual or whatever, something like that
Is he open about that?
I'm pretty sure
Oh, yeah
He's on Dancing with the Stars
He is on Dancing with the Stars
That's the straightest shit ever, dude
Of course you want to have the...
It's like, Jake, you have your buttons open in here
Everybody's uncomfortable
You got to put gay at the end
Yeah, now we're just looking at pictures
But hold on, get off of images, alright
Hold up
Yeah, this is not the one you got to look up on images, man
So he finally admitted he was gay?
Yeah, so yeah
I didn't know he was out, man
Yeah
Hell yeah
Okay
Well, we know Diddy's gay now, or at least bisexual
Well, I don't know, I don't think these claims...
He said he was, that's the only reason I'm saying that
No, that's the claim
But we don't know what really happened
You got to give a man due process
In the black community, being called gay is a death sentence, I think
Like that
There's more coming around now, but yeah
It ain't good in the black community, no
Like, you will get talked about
Yeah
But it just takes, just like whenever you have a boy
It's just like whenever you have racist white people
It's just like that when they have, once they have kids that are mixed
Then they're like, you know, all that shit goes out the window
Once you have kids that are gay
If you're a gay black dude, to make up for it
And for people to be cool with you, you have to sing in the church choir
Oh, and they, yep
That absolves you of your sins
Yep, 1000%
Why is it every single black church choir is led by a gay black guy?
Because they can sing
They can, dude
They can sing
And you want, like when you go to church and you have to like
Because you know, you get some worship members who just can't sing
But they always want to be up there
When you get a gay black dude up there
You're about to have some good music
Yeah
He about to sing that shit from his diaphragm
Now, what do you think would happen if you place a gay black dude in white mega church, bro?
They'll love him
What goes on?
They'll love him
This is a place that just flowed
He just won't be able to say
Like he won't be able to talk about being gay in there
If it's like hardcore Christian
Not like
No, I'm just saying
They have lenient ones now who don't care
But like if they care, they'll love him
He just can't say he's gay
Yeah
Don't ask, don't tell
It's still in effect
Still applies in Christian
But he can sing
They'll probably overlook it though
If you're bringing the house down in the mega church, come on now
Yeah
That's the same thing as a fucking pop star or some shit
Yeah, dude, you'll go in on a zipline
Yeah, no bullshit with wings on
Fucking angels
Me sick, dude
That's dangerous as hell
That's how Owen Hart died
Yeah, that's what I was finna say
He had the wings, the blue blazer
Remember that?
His wings didn't work that way
He didn't want to do that shit
Yeah, damn
Imagine being a fucking kid and seeing that
Oh yeah
I remember when it happened
And people say wrestling's fake
Yeah
But they cut it
They cut it fast
They cut it off the TV
I mean, I feel like you got to, man
And then they kept the show going
Yeah, they kept the show going
But I don't think they saw
I don't think you were able to see him actually hit
No
Because it's like a delay
Yeah, I don't think you were able to see him actually hit
And then they cut
And then JR and
Jared King Lawler
Jared King Lawler came on
It was like something horrific just happened
I think they even knew he didn't die at that
They knew while it was going on that he died
But how do they in that day and age get that cut off to where you don't see live him falling to his death?
Because it is a live event, is it not?
There's always a delay
But you still see Chris Rock get slapped at the Oscars in 2020 whatever
How do they not cut that off?
You think they're cutting that?
No, nobody wants to cut that
Nobody's talked about the Oscars like that ever
I mean, it's like fucking Marlon Brando was on there or some shit
I mean I get that
But do you think if the Owen Hart thing happens today they cut the stream?
Yeah
You think they still do?
Because watching somebody die nobody's going to like that
Nobody's going to feel the same
Just like when DeMar Hamlin went down for the Bills and he got hit and he actually died on the thing
It's hard to come back from that
People don't like that
Yeah
It's like making a pedophilia joke
What?
If you lose them
Oh yeah
It's hard to get them back
Oh yeah, oh dude
It's rough
Just ask Jake
Yeah
Well you know they talk about that
Well when you look like that
Exactly
They talk about that in the documentary though
How they kept going after like after he died and how everybody was crying and stuff and just felt horrible but they still had to do it
Yeah
They didn't have to
I feel like they stopped it
I don't think they had to
Vince because Vince was like he was like that's what I want one if I died
I want them to just push me out the way
And he's probably being for real
Yeah
I believe him when he says that
Because they kept going when he blew out both of his quads getting in the ring
That was hilarious
He's just sitting down mad
Just furious
Can't stand up
Good times
WWE's had some wild shit man
Oh yeah
But still I don't understand how we don't talk about the Rey Mysterio versus Eddie Guerrero
Eddie Guerrero also fucking died
Rest in peace
In the ring?
No
We had a heart attack
All of them had a heart attack
They do coke when you do coke and steroids
You only got a little short stuff like a shelf life
I feel like the steroids would make your heart stronger
No
But yeah like they had a custody battle like a ladder match with a briefcase for the custody papers of Rey Mysterio's son
At SummerSlam
Who is big now
Custody battle
Hold on
For yeah the ladder fucking ladder match
Yeah this is at SummerSlam
Look at that
Oh my god
That's the dude he's a wrestler now right?
Yeah he's big right now see here he is now like he's really like he's on judgment day
Yeah dude
Very big
Because he totally thought this was real
He totally thought that he
That was a big day
Yeah that's crazy
And it is also hilarious that Vince McMahon is like how are we going to appeal to the Hispanic audience?
Custody battle
Yep got the little low rider
Nigrolics
Oh shit
Yeah
How does this happen man?
Yeah they were crazy with some stuff like you remember what was it? Crime Time
There's also rape
Oh yeah there was
In the WWE storylines
Vince McMahon went through it
Oh yeah
Like right there
It was crazy but in the documentary they were like
Sable had sued the WWE for sexual assault or sexual misconduct allegations
He hired her back and the first storyline was they're fucking
That's crazy
That's the first fucking storyline he's talking about it
This is before all this shit came out about Vince McMahon and they're having the interviews with him
He's like laughing at it like yeah yeah
Did you see her?
Yeah
That is crazy
That is insane dude but there's a storyline where
Is it Kane?
Kane like rapes one of the female wrestlers
Was it Stephanie McMahon?
I don't remember man but she has the baby and then he fucking
He kicks the baby
No
On TV
That's crazy
It's like a fake baby
Yeah
Obviously
You know but
It's just shit like that how do you
How do you put that on TV man?
Fucking genius man
When you think about like
Imagine these are all grown people
Yeah
Doing this for mostly children
Well I don't know dude
They changed it up around 97
Wrestling is a lot of adults love wrestling
But at that time was it mostly adults?
I would say it's probably like 60-40
Adults to children?
60 children 40 adults percent
Something like that
Because I mean you just look out in the crowd all these
Brandon like all them people be out in the crowd
You know what I'm saying?
Like they be fat and white
Damn bro
What the fuck
What I'm just one?
No there's Brandon too
Yo did you ever hear though you know the origin like Sable
Writing how she got into WWE?
Because she used to go out with what was his name?
Mac Mero have you ever heard that wrestler?
Or Mark Mero I'm probably butchering his name
But uh hold on
Mark yeah
It was this guy
Oh the fabulous
Yeah so he was originally going out with her
And then one day he was in the office with her
And Vince McMahon saw Sable and was like wait a minute
She needs to be on wrestling like look at her
And then he takes her and she gets famous on there
And they're going out being a team
And eventually like one day she ends up cheating on him
With guess who
Vince
Brock Lesnar
Oh damn they was dating all the way to where she got with Brock
Yeah and then actually he found out like he was watching her kids
And then like found out on the phone or something like that
Scroll down that picture on the right all the way to the right
Under the big picture
Right here
Under the big picture
Where's the big one right here?
Brandon the big picture on the right
Oh right here
Yeah
That's Sable I remember
God damn right
Sick
We need the guy on the right to play QB for the Jags
He'll fit right in
Yeah
Took that L
It was a good game though you guys look good
The refs dude the refs
What we'll call
I don't know
Dude we fucking suck bro
Yeah you do
We suck so bad
I got a feeling you guys are gonna win
You're gonna win this week
Who do you play?
We play um shit I don't know
Vikings?
Lions?
No we play the Lions
Eagles
Eagles yeah
Oh yeah nevermind
Well we beat the Eagles fucking suck dude
Jalen Hurts ain't no shit though
But Florida's gonna win this week dude
We're playing some little bullshit school I never heard of them dude
Georgia or something like that
That's what y'all playing?
Yeah
I don't know how about to get this shit
No we're winning that dude
I guarantee you we'll win this game and lose for the rest of this year
For real? That's how y'all get down?
That's just the type of shit we do man
We pull one out of the bag and we're like
That's it
Let's get fucked up now
Show up to the game
Just give 150 yards and penalties in the first half and then you know it's over
That's what we do man
Oh I hate I'm so glad I don't have teams like that man
Yeah dude it's
When I got into the Gators I was a young man dude and there was a Christian leading the team
Tim, Timmy
And then everybody else was a criminal
I didn't really realize it yet
Couple of those guys went to the NFL and then killed some people
Man
You know Cam Newton was on that team he stole a laptop
Then went to Auburn won a national championship
So you know there's give and there's take
What do you think is the worst crime? Killing somebody or raping somebody?
Holy shit
Damn that took a turn
Aw man
Ah dude
Murder though, straight murder like not accident vehicle manslaughter no shit
I'm talking about killing somebody
Probably I would probably say rape is worst man
Okay
Because it's the same feeling of just like powerlessness and you have to live after that
Yeah that's worse
So you say that?
I agree
So you would rather be raped? I mean you would rather be murdered than raped?
I'd rather stay alive but I would say for most people
Yeah I wouldn't want to get murdered
I mean I wouldn't really want to do either of
You had a choice
Yeah we gotta live I guess
So you would pick two?
I mean
In that situation
I was about to ask a fucked up question
What?
Is it a man or a woman?
A man
Aw man
Brandon would you rather die or be gay dude?
That's the question
What kind of question? That's a crazy question man
Damn
You're putting me in between a cock and a hard place
That's a great question
What? Are we waiting for an answer?
Yeah
Oh
I mean
I guess we'd have to be
Have to be gay?
Yeah
Of course we don't want to fucking die
But what if he just kills you afterwards?
Now you just put something
Yeah because now you're adding to it
Because now you want me to just say die
No man I don't want you to I don't want any bad things
Sound like you want me to say murder?
Why you looking at you?
Oh my god
You break up the gay stuff he starts getting aggressive
No man no
I would just
No
Yeah but they're definitely
Yeah I don't know I think I'd rather live but still man
That would suck
Yeah they both suck that's the two worst things
I would tell them
I don't know not paying your taxes dude
That's fucked up
Well you'll get more time
You'll get more time for not paying your taxes I'll tell you that shit
Vince McMahon would have went to jail 30 years ago if he didn't do that
He ain't lying
He did the Red Fox and remember that?
What?
What the hell was that?
Let me move it over here
No no no
Well this doesn't make any sense now so we'll get cut
But I had a gift for the next time I was on the pod
And Brandon just reminded me of it
But I forgot about it because it was just today we talked about it
But anyways I'll get it to him later
I have a Red Fox tape for you
Oh
I don't know if you have a way to play a tape but I have it
Oh I do
Yeah of course he does
If there was anybody I would have guessed
It would have been Brandon, Scott Curtis, probably Dan
They got something to play a tape dude
Oh yeah
Yeah I got VHS tape too
I do have a tape player
You got a tape player at the house?
Yeah
Wait tape like what you talking about cassette tapes?
Yeah
Brandon's job in school is to get the pencil to rewind the tape
Yeah I do
I got a cassette tape I actually do
I don't damn
Like a cassette player?
Yeah because I got like a thing that's a record player and also a CD thing
And it might have a cassette to it also
Yeah it's like a 3-in-1 CD cassette
I think we got a radio that has a cassette player in it
I don't know dude
That'd be a cool thing to buy though just some retro, just have some shit
My first ever cassette was Eminem, the real Slim Shady
On cassette?
Yeah cassette on fifth grade riding to the bus and we had it in the Walkman
Damn dude you think you could get like a new like Lil Baby album on cassette somewhere?
Probably
Yeah let's see
You think it'd sound better on cassette tapes?
I guarantee some small business makes these things
There's some like gentrified shop in Brooklyn that sells this shit dude
Yeah
And the guy that owns it looks like Charlie
What does that say? Lil Baby?
Yeah that is the My Turn album on cassette
It's only $13
Wow
Yeah man
Dude let's just buy a whole bunch of fucking cassette tapes
Wait what?
That doesn't look like it
Oh that was a different one?
No that's a vaporwave album
Oh let's go back to this and I'll just actually hold up is that another one?
Oh it's Eternal Atake, it's Lil Uzi
Lil Uzi Vert?
The Uzi
Eternal Atake 2 just dropped like recent I think it was today
Damn
I didn't listen to it though
You listen to that new Tyler the Creator album?
No
They've been coming after Tyler the Creator dude
For what?
I've seen somebody put that in a group chat
He talked about doing one of those crimes that we were just talking about
What crimes?
Tyler Swift
What crime?
He talked sexually assaulting Taylor Swift
For real?
And just people in general
Really?
Yeah
It was from like the Goblin album I think
Oh 2011
Back in that time
Or Goblin
Yep Yonkers was on there
But Goblin yeah that was our future
I think that's what it is
Why are they coming for?
Because you know he went after Taylor Swift
Oh he went after Taylor Swift
Yeah and white women are just now finding out about Tyler the Creator
Oh my god
And once they get on the job god damn it
Yeah
They're gonna do it
He'll be dead within weeks
Yeah
He's digging up old lyrics to cancel him
Yeah let's look at the lyrics though
Alright let's see
None of the lyrics?
Okay let's just go for it
I thought it was up there
Oh hold up let me see
Scroll up a little bit
Right here?
No down
Down
And like in the middle
In the middle?
Key facts
Oh there goes some
Oh Tyler the Creator who's real name
Okay
Tron Cat
He got oh yeah I have listened to he bringing up
Look up Tron Cat lyrics
Oh man dude Tron Cat is crazy
I've heard that song
That's the old song?
Yep came out in the
2011 it looks like
Alright I've heard this song it's wild as hell
It's a good beat
The fuck is Tron Cat?
It says
Satan's getting jealous of the wolves
The demons say they preferin' us
Books on not giving a fuck
What they they're referring us
Wolf gang wolves I know you heard us
We murderous and young enough to fuck the
Wait to get the fucking priest
To come flirt with us
Niggas rap about fucking bitches and getting head
Instead I rap about fucking bitch
Hold on
Instead I rap about fucking bitches and getting head
While you niggas stackin' bread
I can stack a couple dead bodies
Make a rock look less a couple more of a hobby
I'm not a rapper nor a racist
No not a rapper nor a rapist nor a racist
I fuck bitches with no permission to intend to hate shit
Rang about the action and rhyming pattern matter
Then proceed to sat her down
When I go splatter in the chatter in her chatter box
Attaboy I'll shoot you you're not in the category
Torture with the super soaker at the Asian looking store
This is the type of shit that made a Chris Brown wanna kick a whore
That song
That makes song about wet blockers
When it rains and pours I hate this screaming fuck pathetic
Got niggas shaking like the comments fucking Haitian
After chronic masturbation
Asking where Mary Kate went
I want to be the reasons why all lesbians hate dick
I make this damn bullwinkle and bullwinkle the red mousse
Game duck duck duct tape with a dead goose
She's running around this motherfucking dungeon
Her legs loose until I accidentally get the saw to her head
Oops
I was just trying to find
This is your this is your king huh
Catch me with a bunch of fucking Mexicans crossing the border
He wants to talk about Trump
Yeah
What is
What which one
I can't read that lyric but I just I got these cracker doctors saying yeah
Bob
I can't see what you got there
Read that line Bernie
Yeah Bob this nigga's sick
Animal safari if I offend you I'm sorry
Because I'm the blackest skinhead since India Ari
I don't smoke weed so no need for the matches
I said fuck coke and now I'm smoking Hitler's ashes
Damn
Hey I know what you talking about I can see what Jayden's talking about
Hard bro
And he also if you go down a few lines he says in some Kanye West glasses screaming out
And then says some slurs towards the end
This is your king
Well this song
That said these
This song looks bad you gotta see the other songs it got a lot of good songs
He got good uplifting
Hell yeah some good uplifting
Listen to call me when you get lost that album
I won't he's not my type of
Not your type
And now he's gay
Who Tyler
Yeah
He's gay?
He's bisexual
He's both he goes both ways
Okay
So I guess he can say it
Yeah of course yeah he goes both ways
He went out with Jayden Smith remember
No I don't remember
I don't know
Donald does keep up with that type of news
That's what he likes to see
I don't think I've ever heard one song by from
No no I know one damn he's real popular
Yeah that's good I like that song
Earthquake
Yeah that's good
See you again
Nope
No
I know Earthquake though
That was a good song
He shouldn't have said these nasty things
Yeah
He said he had a lyric specifically about Taylor Swift
I think he talked about sexually assaulting her
Like in back in the day and they pulled it up
Yeah
But I mean he was still kind of famous at that time
This one's the worst
You ever heard the garbage one
Did Oscar the Grinch
Garbage his lyrics
Yeah you know about that one
Garbage that one where he talked about how he's a salesman
Like in California like killing people
Like with drugs and stuff
That shit's
He made it for GTA V
Oh yeah
Oh okay
That's why you gotta do that you know
So maybe he's just an actor rapper
Yeah see
They hold those squads funny though
Yeah true
Yeah the Odd Future
They had a really funny show
Loiter Squad
Loiter Squad I never watched it
Funny bro
I watched it
I watched that nigga named Staples
Vince Staples
His shit I've seen a couple episodes of his shit
That shit was funny as hell
That was funny
It was weird but it was funny
Yeah it was weird
He was on the Grinch too
I like that kind of like Atlanta type weird shit
Yeah the Grinch
Uh huh
I said he was on the Grinch too
You remember he did a soundtrack for the Grinch
Yeah I remember
Hell yeah
Vince Staples did the Grinch beat you
No not Vince that's about him
Oh my bad
The Grinch discography I could have been more familiar with
Yeah Laser Wolf
Yup
You watched that?
I watched it probably three times
Oh you did? You liked it?
Cause it was a laser and a wolf
Yeah makes sense
You're half of that dude
Yes I am
You and Uncle Laser, Laser Wolf dude
Hell yeah
You hung out with Uncle Laser didn't you?
Yes I did
Okay
He snorted my dab pen
Yeah
What happened there?
Remember he snorted it like he took it and
Oh yeah and then you put your mouth back on it
Yeah I didn't know until somebody told me
Jesus Christ I didn't know you didn't know
Yeah somebody told me I was like it's alright
Yeah
That's a little boogers
Yeah
I might have fought him
What had a problem
Yeah what is this?
Yeah this is a Vince Staples cartoon or he was Lisa in it
You see the wolf got his eyebrows right?
Oh okay he got big eyebrows?
I think so
I believe so yeah
They're quite pronounced dude
Yeah
I like the alternative blacks
We needed more of them when I was younger
Actually I don't know I say that but I liked whenever everybody had to be hood
I like my style, I know I like alternative blacks as well
My favorite is Mario Judah
Oh
That's my favorite
You've never seen Mario?
He's crazy, didn't he do Big Yaw?
Yeah please dude that song is so fucking good
Oh man that show man
What?
Mario Judah
This dude I've seen him before
He's a beast dude, die very rough
It's like Deft Sin is the beat with the record
Yeah he is like Deft
I just know he stinks
There's no way he smells good
There's not a chance and he doesn't understand why people get mad when he comes around
I'm thinking stale Cheetos and just general muscles
He smells like a Junior Whopper
Like when you leave it in your car
You come back and it's exactly what he smells like
I can't say I've done that one
Yeah
Man I don't know, he might be, what does he do?
He raps man, he makes music, just good guy for the community
Yeah, Big Yaw
He's one of these demon worshippers type people
Yeah yeah yeah
You should hear, remember when he was talking to Druski?
I'll get you
You don't remember that?
No
Yeah he was like talking to Druski, he kept on saying yeah
And then Druski was like I don't like the way you said that
Yeah Druski that dude
He does use the hard R in the song
Yeah and Druski was like I don't know, it doesn't feel right
Yeah I can see, sometimes you
Mario Judah, that's crazy
Mario Judo, Mario doing Judo, that's funny
Yeah what is this?
That's smart shit, I didn't know they had Judo in the London games, what the fuck
That's dope as hell
Hell yeah
Do you think you could beat Jake in a Judo match?
Well I mean by training
Yeah by training
How about this, I train you, not in the Judo but in wrestling
And I'll train you and I guarantee you'll beat him
Oh yeah
How does that sound?
I can't because I remember last time we were talking about me and him, that's not a competition so I won't even do that
I think he could beat you in a Judo
No I mean I gotta see it, I gotta see it
Jake
Jake can't beat me in anything physical
But Jake is a Judo guy
Yeah
Absolutely got him
Yeah I got you
Thanks Brandon
Nah Jake probably could beat you in like Krav Maga
Yeah but I'd feel bad
He'll say he knows how to do it but
But that is the Jew karate bro
Is it?
Really?
Yeah
Is it the worst one?
Form?
I don't really know what it is
Is it all defense or what is it?
It's definitely all defense
Oh shit
You circumcise yourself
I feel like it could be trains though and get back to this routine
I mean it could be a challenge for any of us
No
I believe it man, I give it a bit of a doubt because you know you're an under-ester man and you never know
Jake did say he was world class at Judo too
Yeah like what if he really is?
He did say he was world class
He could be literally the best person would have moved and I would have destroyed him in a matter of seconds
I mean full control
Full control if I won it in 16 and a tap out probably within 35 seconds
I don't know, I'd have to see it man
I'd have to see it, Jake is a world class athlete as he said
As you can see from his weight lifting tutorials and what not
He won't do it though, you know that right?
He has the most efficient shot in basketball
It has zero arc, it goes straight to the goal dude
He wastes no energy
Did you say he played defense with his hand in his pocket?
Yeah, but like the hoodie pocket
So he's standing like a Jesuit priest
It was very strange
I missed out
You say this guy could beat me
I mean that's basketball
Mike Tyson couldn't do basketball
You saw how bad he was at basketball
But it's the point how unathletic and how his hips don't move at all in a way
I mean his hips don't move for basketball but I don't know they move for that
But you wrestled him right?
Yeah, in his room
And you felt me in the paint right?
Pause
Yeah
There's a clear difference
Yeah
Yeah, Jake is a lot more forceful than you man
He does have a lot of size and strength on you
Now we're doing it
I don't think he'll do it on camera but I don't think there's a chance
Can't we just do it anyway?
We don't have to do it
Now you're making me mad Brandon
It's really pissing me off
I can't believe you say these things
And when I do it I'm not even going to look at him
I'm going to look at you dead in your fucking eyes
I'm not even going to look at him once
It's how easy it's going to be
I'm like you fucking thought this motherfucker could beat me?
And you can tell he's not trolling either
He really does believe that Jake can beat you at this
He really believes this
I have to see it
I haven't seen it
You saying he can
Yeah, I have to see it
Because I don't know
I get people to do it
Who do you think would win in a street fight?
Like at the bar?
Like just so you can do whatever you want
Oh, punches and stuff, I'll give it to Dom
Thank you Brandon
Because I was going to get very angry
I'll give it to you
But if Jake and Dom fought ten times in a bar
How many times does Dom win?
How many times does Jake win?
Ten times?
Alright
I guess maybe I'll give you like probably seven or eight
Jake doesn't beat me one time
He probably doesn't hit me
Unless, unless, unless
He's 0-1 right now
Jake, he is 0-1 right now
One significant strike
No retaliation
Damn
I didn't say that, Jake
We have fun on this part of the show guys
We do, we do
But I'm disappointing you Brandon and it hurts
I just got to see man
You will see
What if Jake and Dom both wore those big sumo suits
That are like the big plastic ones
And then they fought and those how many times
Do you think Jake or Dom wins?
Most of the time
Those big ass suits
Real puffy, that can go either way
Because if you fall down how you going to get up in that suit?
Especially if it's all puffed up
So probably a person with the best balance
Yeah, depending on who gets fell on first
So if he falls on you he can try to waddle up
It's going to look very weird
But he might get some hits like that
If you fall on him, damn
If you fall on him that might be it
Like the same might, yeah, he might die
Okay, but who do you think wins in a fight?
Jake before the groin surgery
And without an inner ear infection
Or Prime Alex Pereira?
Prime Alex Pereira
You think he wins?
Hell yeah man
I don't know man
You never know though
If Jake had his balance
You have to see
Don't you have to see?
I've seen
All I need to see from Alex Pereira man
I've watched him
You didn't see him go against Jake though
But nay
Alex Pereira
I've watched it
I've seen it
There's no way
The disrespect
I'm a collegiate wrestler
I am a state qualifier
I am combat certified
But Jake's a world class athlete
Yeah, he said that
He has a yellow belt in Jiu Jitsu
If he even has a belt, let's be honest
Does he have a belt?
Do they make one big enough?
Just kidding
Love you Jake
Sorry man
Alright let's get off of the game
I'm really getting mad
I just see no footage of nobody man
That's it
Like if I saw footage
Then I'd be like yeah
I just don't know
You want some footage?
Google Dominique Carr Senior Record
Nah I'm just kidding
I don't know shit
Let's see
I'm just kidding
Wake the fuck up
Yeah man
What?
I was letting all that bad energy out bro
That's crazy
What?
We yawning
Yeah right?
I know right?
How dare he?
Yeah man
Get in his ass Brandon
Yeah man
Oh I didn't know what you were talking about dude
Come on yawning like up
Yawning
It's go time
You better chill before I get Jake come over here and beat your ass
Nah man
You guys are going to get this man hurt
Because I did hear a thing
I was watching a white woman on Instagram Reels talk about how Jews control black people through a certain type of magic
And so he might be able to like freeze you right there
I can see him trying to be that energy guy
He does send me a lot of those videos on Instagram
The guys practicing, it's always the dirtiest people
It's like a dude and his girlfriend trying to practice telekinesis
And there's one they call it's like electricity one
And it's like him doing it but it's just because they didn't pay the light bill and it's like flickering
And they're outside and he's like pushing
And the grass blows but it's because there's a fucking like thunderstorm right there
Those are tight I do like that
If you can convince yourself that you're doing that, sick
Hey you're living the best life
Those people are the happiest
I'm going to tell you, I mean I'm not going to say who's actually doing it
But we know who's doing it
Who is it Brandon?
Who is doing what?
Controlling the weather
Controlling the weather?
We all know
We all know dude
Yeah man we all know
Like if you know you know things
Okay yeah
If you know you know, we got it
Yeah we know
See look at that, you know, you working right here with me
You got Bell's palsy
What's Bell's palsy?
It's like when your face stops working sometimes
Yeah it just frees up
That's why you used to have a smile because I used to suck at smiling
I remember one time I tried to smile and this dude was like it looked like your face was twitching
Brandon do your best smile
Yeah
That's good dude
Great smile
Oh yeah
And you can just turn it on like that dude
Back then I couldn't, it was like this
And then my mouth would just start turning
I can't do it but it was like I would do this and after a minute it just started shaking
It would be like weight lifting or some shit, you know what I mean?
But now I just do this
It's good
It's good man
It's good
It works
I like it
I like it too
What the fuck are we even doing here?
I'm trying to smile
Oh god
First to drive
Dude by the way, new smile 2 movie, that shit was so ass bro
Ass
So ass, the first smile was really good man
I had high hopes for this one
This one fucking sucks dude
Yeah let's look at some images
Don't give any spoilers out but why was it bad?
No spoilers, they go for a whole bunch of gore over a decent plot
There's a guy that looks just like Alex Z in the movie
And you do see him naked
What's his name?
Alfredo, his name is Alfredo in the movie
Alfredo
There it is, Alfredo's scene
This?
Yeah that's him
Oh dude
Smokes, that is
That's Alfredo man
That's wild as hell
They call him Alfredo because he's got the sauce dude
It's got the sauce man
Scroll down a little bit
Yeah that's Eric right here
Scroll down, right here
It's like Eric if he was Scandinavian
Look my Alfredo Basta, hell yeah man
That's crazy
If you hate your life go watch this fucking movie dude
It sucks
Two thumbs down
I watched the trap movie, that was good
Trap what?
Oh I didn't see that one
Shyamalan
Yeah close enough
Your people
This?
Yeah
I haven't seen this yet
That's not it
M. Night Shyamalan directed this
Yeah
You won't believe the twist
Really?
Thought you were talking about the parent trap
You gotta tell me to twist out the camera
Yeah I got you, I don't want to spoil it though
Oh I don't care about the trap
Alright look I got you
Oh yeah
Mike Epps is really white
Have you watched this? Hold on this is what I've been watching
I finished this recently, the Million Dollar Heist with Kevin Hart and Samuel L. Jackson
How is that?
And Terrence Howard, it was amazing
It is?
It is really good
Is that Don Cheadle back there?
Yep
I don't know it's my face
Dude it's really good, like I'm telling you, you guys need to watch this
That's that dude's real fucking hair
What Terrence Howard?
Yeah
Oh yeah that's Terrence, oh that's why he had that hair
Yeah he had it for this
I think he was just rocking it
I don't know about Keycock, gotta have so many goddamn subscriptions man
That is crazy
Yeah and it was good, like it was
It's really good
It's a limited series movie or what?
Yeah it's a limited series and it is perfect
Okay okay
Like the twist
It's a true story about the heist after Ali's return to the ring
Okay okay
I like it spooky
Is it spooky? No
Uh huh
Not spooky
Alright well as you can tell from the
He can Muhammad Ali
As you can tell from the sign of JJ's mouth being a gape
Yeah
I turned away from the mic dude
Jesus
Oh my goodness
Tired dude
You had five more minutes man
Yeah I'm locked in bro
Don't make me fucking call Jake dude
I will
You guys are gonna get him hurt
That's the goal
Cause he's gonna come over here
He's gonna hear this, he's gonna come over here and be like
Let's do it in the living room right now
And then I am not going to take it easy
And it's not gonna be his fault cause he did nothing wrong
He did nothing wrong but believe in himself
But you two have hyped him up to where I have to
I was just gonna lay him down lightly
I'm gonna slam him on his shit
You gotta hit him with the sweet chin music
Throw him through the glass door dude
You gotta Shawn Michaels him
So whenever he's hurting
He's talking about he has a new ailment
It's gonna be your fault
Yeah
I just don't underestimate anybody man
No you shouldn't underestimate
You are underestimating somebody
Oh I'm not underestimating anybody
I said you could get it too
Anybody could do it
So you say you want something too?
What you talking about?
I mean I could join
Make it a threesome
Yep
We're gonna do a threesome
Me, you and Jake
A threesome?
That sounds gay
And that's a problem
What?
Alright that's how we did it
I fucking hate Scrappy Dude