1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,560 This week on Clown College 2 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:12,640 His whole time he's been slowly dying of diabetes we have never offered to buy 3 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:17,400 But as soon as the best five gets told we're on the fucking case 4 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:23,400 It's priority PS five is very important priority like losing it. Well, it could be like losing the child man 5 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:26,760 Yeah, I mean it's almost probably equivalent. At least a pet 6 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:32,920 At least a pet at least a pet. Yeah, all your games on there do every everything saved. Come on man 7 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:36,420 That's Matt and friends. All those fucking racist messages you sent. Mm-hmm 8 00:00:36,420 --> 00:00:42,760 When you lose in a video game, they are saved on there. We all do it. Yeah, don't let me hear a Chinese person on there 9 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:48,920 Yeah, they get it. You know, the worst is for women on 10 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:54,860 Yeah, I feel sorry for if you if a woman ever spoke in a call of duty lobby 11 00:00:54,860 --> 00:00:56,860 like 12 00:00:58,060 --> 00:01:00,900 2013 I mean to present really I mean it's it's 13 00:01:01,620 --> 00:01:04,900 Immediately go make me a sandwich shut the fuck up you bitch 14 00:01:05,220 --> 00:01:09,500 Or they're trying to hit on her and then she did that's what and then one guy is gonna white knight 15 00:01:09,500 --> 00:01:14,900 He's gonna be like don't listen to these guys. Yeah, you know we you can join my party in my discord 16 00:01:16,140 --> 00:01:18,140 The first those guys are pervert 17 00:01:18,860 --> 00:01:22,180 Those are those are the worst guys. I'd rather if I was a girl 18 00:01:22,180 --> 00:01:27,440 I'd rather you just tell me to shut the fuck up. I think then right, oh, you know, so do me on Xbox live 19 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:34,740 Yeah, and like you don't know what this person looks like. They look good everything. I mean they could they don't and 20 00:01:43,620 --> 00:01:48,220 Welcome to clown college we have profound knowledge in many ways to elevate and make his own polish 21 00:01:48,220 --> 00:01:53,820 So if you want to hear a little honest few takes on a ways to make it as a comic stick around for a while 22 00:01:53,820 --> 00:02:21,820 If you're down to clown, we got to guess right now just to show you how 23 00:02:23,940 --> 00:02:25,940 You 24 00:02:29,620 --> 00:02:31,620 Know 25 00:02:31,780 --> 00:02:38,340 So enthusiastic still I do I know you just said we can't talk about it. I'm still upset about the basketball game, dude 26 00:02:38,340 --> 00:02:40,340 I trained so hard 27 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:42,660 Train so hard 28 00:02:42,860 --> 00:02:45,660 Sometimes you just go up against superior competition. I 29 00:02:45,660 --> 00:02:53,660 Think that's what I don't know if that's what I would say ain't that right Brandon. Well, you know, I still did my part 30 00:02:55,460 --> 00:02:59,260 So they just thought you lost we all did our we all did our no 31 00:02:59,260 --> 00:03:06,180 What would you say performed the worst who performed the worst on the whole game on red team on red team? Mm-hmm 32 00:03:06,180 --> 00:03:10,380 So who was the best of your team obviously Brandon 33 00:03:12,380 --> 00:03:20,060 Oh, I made some did some I don't yeah, no, no, I think Brandon was Brandon 34 00:03:20,060 --> 00:03:23,700 Who's your radum from radum first best to last? 35 00:03:24,500 --> 00:03:26,500 Let's see here 36 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:28,500 And it's tough. So 37 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:31,540 Yeah, because you know, I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man 38 00:03:31,540 --> 00:03:36,540 I think you guys had a grand total of six six shots all together. Yeah, and you made three 39 00:03:36,540 --> 00:03:40,300 I made three so that I made a little bit more. Yeah. Yes 40 00:03:40,300 --> 00:03:45,180 Oh, then I guess I gotta rank myself for number one. Okay, I would agree with that. So you did best then 41 00:03:45,180 --> 00:03:47,180 Okay 42 00:03:51,180 --> 00:03:53,180 Disgust 43 00:03:53,180 --> 00:03:55,180 Brandon does not 44 00:03:55,180 --> 00:03:57,180 Disgust 45 00:03:57,180 --> 00:04:02,500 Look at us because disgust Brandon doesn't like losing me 46 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:08,840 No, man, I want an award. Yeah. Hey, look, I want a bad you just saying you need to pick they shit up 47 00:04:09,300 --> 00:04:13,100 Hey, guess what? I accomplished what I need to accomplish. I 48 00:04:14,020 --> 00:04:19,340 Mean if you guys want to play again, we can pick our shit up. Hey, we'll play first of all 49 00:04:20,060 --> 00:04:22,560 You know the first game. How many points did you score me? 50 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:27,080 Well, we were warming up so we were warming up as a real game, but somebody couldn't be on camera 51 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:31,800 And yeah, and we had to scratch the whole first game, which I was dominating 52 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:36,320 But you know, we won't bring that up. We don't bring that up. No Brandon Brandon did his thing 53 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:40,320 We'll call it a blessing. Blessing in disguise. Yeah, blessing in disguise 54 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:44,000 Mm-hmm. Who's in disguise? Who's in disguise? Yeah 55 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:48,560 God, let's go. Let's go. Let's go say it with your fucking chest. Yeah 56 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:50,560 God! Hell yeah! 57 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:51,560 Walk with me 58 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:55,600 Walk with me. Hey, God is good. Yes, he is. God is great 59 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:58,960 Brandon, you black 60 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:01,900 JJ, God is good. All the time. Come on now 61 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:07,920 What's wrong with you? All the time, Brandon. All the time. All the time. What does it say church? Yeah 62 00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:14,200 You didn't go to church growing up? No, I did sometimes. Yeah. Yeah. Off and on. My God is a 63 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:17,480 Is a great guy 64 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:21,880 Close. Very close. You know the rest of it? Awesome, God 65 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:25,280 He raised from heaven above 66 00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:28,560 And now that we have a Republican president back in office 67 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:31,560 Wait, hey, hold on now. I don't know that yet 68 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:37,360 Oh man, my guess? This is coming out after. The election's already done. I think it's democratic 69 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:42,600 Huh? I think it's democratic that one. Yep. So it is a democracy 70 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:44,600 Yeah 71 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:48,200 Yeah, that's my guess. I think they both died 72 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:51,040 That's my guess. Oh, they were both on the same plane 73 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:57,120 You know to the election celebration because they don't know who's gonna win. I think they're actually I think their private jets crashed 74 00:05:57,120 --> 00:06:02,680 Yeah, there you go. Somehow RFK is there. Oh, yeah, he was driving it 75 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:06,600 Yeah, he's flying the plane. He's flying it, not driving. Somebody hit him with the Vex 76 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,600 He died before him packed 77 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:10,600 Yeah, that worm just slid in 78 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:17,280 And I'll also have jumped out of a plane by this time. Hell yeah, dude. I escaped narrowly. You did it 79 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:23,280 By the skin of my teeth 80 00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:25,280 I wrestled a wrestler 81 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:27,280 Dude, what if you're dead right now? 82 00:06:27,280 --> 00:06:33,280 No! We could all be dead. We could all be dead. There's a strong chance. Brandon probably paralyzed 83 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:39,280 Damn. You know, he might not die, but paralyzation is on the table 84 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:41,280 Okay, I have a serious question 85 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:42,280 Yeah 86 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:46,280 You know, if you get tased and you shit yourself, are you still gonna let us post a video? 87 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:48,280 I wouldn't have it any other way 88 00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:50,280 There can't be any blurring 89 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:51,280 No 90 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:52,280 It has to be stained 91 00:06:52,280 --> 00:06:55,280 I mean, as long as YouTube doesn't care. Yeah, I mean they don't fucking know what we're doing anyway 92 00:06:55,280 --> 00:07:00,280 I mean, there are over 400 subscribers on this podcast 93 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:04,280 Yeah, and thank you. We love each and every one of you 94 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:05,280 We actually do 95 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:09,280 We care way more about you than Trump or Kamala Harris do 96 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:10,280 Oh, you're damn right we do 97 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:12,280 And we'll do more for you 98 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:13,280 We will 99 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:15,280 And I want a call to action right now 100 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:16,280 Let's do it 101 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:22,280 Call to action. We have a friend of the Clown College podcast who was recently robbed, man 102 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:25,280 Robbed of his most valuable possession 103 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:26,280 This is true 104 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:28,280 Pat's house got broken into 105 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:30,280 They took the PS5, man 106 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:34,280 That's the worst, that's one of the worst things that could happen, man 107 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:35,280 Come on, man, that's your livelihood 108 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:36,280 They took his PS5, man 109 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:37,280 PS5 110 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:39,280 He gotta go to work every day 111 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:40,280 Every day 112 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:44,280 He used to come home, get that little motivation of a PlayStation 5 and now he comes in there and you took that shit? 113 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:45,280 Come on, man, that's all he had 114 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:46,280 He got nothing now, that's all he had 115 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:48,280 You can't kick a man while he's down 116 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:53,280 Dude, I don't know what the hell I'll do if I went home and couldn't kick back, you know, take my shirt off and pants and shit 117 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:57,280 Now I'm just in the underwear and now look, there's no PlayStation 5 anymore, man 118 00:07:57,280 --> 00:07:58,280 What am I gonna do? 119 00:07:58,280 --> 00:07:59,280 Yeah, what are you gonna fuck now? 120 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:01,280 How the fuck am I gonna watch TV? 121 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:04,280 Yeah, you don't want to watch TV, you want to play some games 122 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:06,280 Yeah, and watch TV at the same time 123 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:09,280 So what do you think we should do for Pat? 124 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:13,280 Brandon, we'll let you make the decision 125 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:15,280 Is that okay, JJ? 126 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:16,280 Give him a PS3 maybe? 127 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:19,280 Yes, and that's what we'll do 128 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:22,280 We will pitch in for a PS3 129 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:23,280 Hell yeah 130 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:24,280 A Game Boy Advance 131 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:27,280 A Game Boy Advance, we'll throw that in on the low 132 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:29,280 That was the original PlayStation Vita 133 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:31,280 Yeah, I have that too, I have it 134 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:32,280 You do? 135 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:33,280 You gonna give it to him? 136 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:36,280 I mean, if he needs a game to play, he can play 137 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:37,280 He'll loan it to him 138 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:40,280 I'll throw some money to help Pat 139 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:42,280 Oh yeah, Pat is a good dude 140 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:43,280 Yeah, yeah 141 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:43,280 Pat's a good dude 142 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:47,280 I mean, on this podcast, he spread nothing but positivity, dude 143 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:51,280 I mean, he was so right about so many things 144 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:53,280 The most sane statements you'll ever hear 145 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:55,280 God, it was so good 146 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:56,280 You can't stop him 147 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:57,280 You can't stop him 148 00:08:57,280 --> 00:08:58,280 You can't stop him 149 00:08:58,280 --> 00:09:00,280 We're gonna lift him back up, Brandon 150 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:01,280 Let who back up? 151 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:04,280 It's gonna take all of us 152 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:05,280 Yay! 153 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:06,280 It takes it 154 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:08,280 It takes a village 155 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:10,280 It takes a village, yeah 156 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:11,280 To raise one 157 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:12,280 Yes, so we're gonna 158 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:15,280 I don't know if you guys out there, if you know Pat 159 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:18,280 Or wanna throw something in 160 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:21,280 Just put it in the comments 161 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:22,280 Hell yeah 162 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:26,280 This whole time, he's been slowly dying of diabetes 163 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:28,280 We have never offered to buy insulin 164 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:31,280 But as soon as the PS5 gets stolen 165 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:33,280 We're on the fucking case, dude 166 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:34,280 PS5 is very important 167 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:35,280 Priority 168 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:36,280 That's like losing a 169 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:38,280 Well, it could be like losing a child, man 170 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:40,280 Yeah, I mean, it's almost probably equivalent 171 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:41,280 At least a pet 172 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:42,280 That's the most 173 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:43,280 At least a pet 174 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:44,280 At least a pet 175 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:47,280 All your games on there do everything saved 176 00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:48,280 Come on, man, that's Matt and Frans 177 00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:51,280 All those fucking racist messages you sent 178 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:53,280 When you lose in a video game 179 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:54,280 Are saved on there 180 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:55,280 We all do it 181 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:57,280 Don't let me hear a Chinese person on there 182 00:09:57,280 --> 00:09:58,280 Damn 183 00:09:58,280 --> 00:09:59,280 Yeah 184 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:00,280 They get it 185 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:01,280 You know 186 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:04,280 The worst is for women on the game 187 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:06,280 Oh, yeah, I feel sorry for women 188 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:10,280 Have a woman ever spoke in a Call of Duty lobby 189 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:13,280 Like 2013 190 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,280 I mean, to present, really 191 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:18,280 I mean, it's immediately go make me a sandwich 192 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:20,280 Shut the fuck up, you bitch 193 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:21,280 Or they're trying to hit on her 194 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:22,280 And then when she did 195 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:24,280 And then one guy's going to White Night 196 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:25,280 And he's going to be like 197 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:26,280 Don't listen to these guys 198 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:27,280 Yeah 199 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:28,280 You know, you can join my party 200 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:29,280 Join my Discord 201 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:30,280 You know, I'm like 202 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:31,280 The first 203 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:33,280 Those guys are perverts, bro 204 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:35,280 Those are the worst guys 205 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:36,280 If I was a girl 206 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:39,280 I'd rather you just tell me to shut the fuck up, I think 207 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:42,280 Than try to, you know, seduce me on Xbox Live 208 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:43,280 Yeah, that's weird 209 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:45,280 And like you don't know what this person looks like 210 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:47,280 I'm not saying looks are everything 211 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:48,280 I mean, they could 212 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:49,280 They don't 213 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:50,280 And you 214 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:51,280 Oh, dude 215 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:52,280 Never know 216 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:53,280 They don't, bro 217 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:54,280 They don't, bro 218 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:55,280 Yeah 219 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:58,280 I don't know 220 00:10:58,280 --> 00:10:59,280 You think 221 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:01,280 I think nowadays 222 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:04,280 Girls who game 223 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:07,280 Probably look a little better than they did back in the day 224 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:08,280 Oh, I thought we were talking about the dudes 225 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:09,280 You talking about the twistering 226 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:10,280 Oh, the dudes, no 227 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:11,280 No, the girls 228 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:12,280 I mean, that could go either way 229 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,280 Yeah 230 00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:15,280 I'm talking about the dudes that hit on her 231 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:16,280 I'm like 232 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:17,280 There's no way those guys are normal 233 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:18,280 Lookin' like Shrek, you know 234 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:20,280 But they could be sweet guys, though 235 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,280 Oh, probably 236 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:23,280 You know, they can't talk to women in real life 237 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:24,280 And then like 238 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:27,280 Oh my God, now I'm talking to somebody 239 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:29,280 And they might want to kill them a little bit 240 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:31,280 Sound like cursed cowly dog a little bit 241 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:35,280 You know when your people like they get a pet 242 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:37,280 And they just squeeze it 243 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:41,280 I think there was a famous work of literature about this exact same thing, dude 244 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:43,280 Of mice and men 245 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:45,280 Oh, you're talking about special people, man, now 246 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:46,280 No, I wasn't 247 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:47,280 You didn't have to say it like that 248 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:48,280 Okay, hold on, listen 249 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:49,280 I wasn't 250 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:50,280 Why would you say that? 251 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:52,280 You said you people, which one? 252 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:55,280 I was just talking about black people 253 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:57,280 Yeah, dude, you ever heard of Michael Vick, dude? 254 00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:58,280 Yeah 255 00:11:58,280 --> 00:12:00,280 It's the modern day of mice and men 256 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:02,280 Mice and men, yeah, what happened there? 257 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:04,280 He like, didn't he kill somebody? 258 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:05,280 Who? 259 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:06,280 On mice and men? 260 00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:08,280 Oh, I haven't read the book 261 00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:10,280 Oh, man, see, this is what 262 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:11,280 No, he did kill somebody 263 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:12,280 Did he kill somebody? 264 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:16,280 Yeah, he killed the rancher's wife on accident 265 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:18,280 That was an accident, though 266 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:19,280 And he was classified as a rancher 267 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,280 I think she was doing 268 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:23,280 Like, she was trying to get freaky with the special guy 269 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:24,280 Oh, yeah, she was trying to 270 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:26,280 She was trying to seduce the special guy 271 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:28,280 And he didn't know how to react 272 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:29,280 And he was just like 273 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:30,280 He just wanted to pet her 274 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:33,280 Yeah, he squeezed that fucking mouse to death 275 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:35,280 You know what I'm talking about 276 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:36,280 I'm not pointing 277 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:37,280 What? 278 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:38,280 No 279 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:40,280 What? 280 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:43,280 I mean, this is the pot calling the kettle black, you know? 281 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:45,280 First of all, I'm two points high 282 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:48,280 It was three, which makes it funnier 283 00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:55,280 Oh, fuck you, guy 284 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:59,280 Brandon, what's your favorite American classic literature novel, dude? 285 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:00,280 Oh, yeah 286 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,280 Novel? 287 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:02,280 Like, you mean like a book? 288 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:03,280 Yeah 289 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:06,280 Only three points 290 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:07,280 I'm gonna kill other 291 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:09,280 Damn, man, what's my favorite book? 292 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,280 What's my favorite book? 293 00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:13,280 You can't say the Bible 294 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:15,280 That's a good-ass question 295 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:16,280 No comic books 296 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:17,280 Okay 297 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:18,280 No picture books 298 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:19,280 Did I have to finish it? 299 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:20,280 No 300 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:21,280 No? 301 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:22,280 If you liked it that much, you didn't have to finish it 302 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:23,280 Yeah 303 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,280 I mean, that sounds like a really good book 304 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:26,280 Yeah, because I read it for a little bit, stopped 305 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:30,280 I mean, the book I've read fully with Al Capone does my t-shirt, but you know 306 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:31,280 Can you look that up? I don't know 307 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:32,280 Yeah, I got your notes 308 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:33,280 What's that about, Brandon? 309 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:34,280 I forgot 310 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,280 It's about this dude that goes 311 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:36,280 Sounds great 312 00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:40,280 It's about this dude that has to go to Alcatraz 313 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:43,280 Because his dad like becomes a guard 314 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:46,280 And he like meets all the inmates 315 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:48,280 And Al Capone does his t-shirt or something like that 316 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:49,280 That's cool 317 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:53,280 This book looks like it's from 1935 318 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:54,280 Yeah, that's what it said in it 319 00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:56,280 This is a scholastic book fair book 320 00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:58,280 Yeah, but I also like Dangerous Rhythms too 321 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:01,280 Because it teaches you about how the mob was in the jazz world 322 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:03,280 Okay, okay, so that's a good one 323 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:06,280 Yeah, like Louis Armstrong was dodging bullets 324 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:07,280 With his trumpet 325 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,280 Oh, hell yeah 326 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:12,280 And he also was a big ass pothead, dude, this is crazy 327 00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:16,280 He was saying he wouldn't even perform if people were getting his way with it 328 00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:18,280 Oh, if they didn't let him smoke? 329 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:20,280 Yeah, he was like, I'm not gonna be here 330 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:21,280 And he just wad off 331 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:22,280 That's what I'm talking about 332 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:23,280 Hell yeah 333 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,280 I'm in a principal, dude 334 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:27,280 What's your favorite literature? 335 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:29,280 I like Catcher in the Rye, dude 336 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:31,280 That's my favorite American classic novel 337 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:34,280 Or a separate piece, you can make an argument for either or, dude 338 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:39,280 I think... 339 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:41,280 You said Catcher in the Rye 340 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,280 Catch her in the Rye 341 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:44,280 Right here? 342 00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:45,280 Yeah, dude, that fucking... 343 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:48,280 First of all, this is a very impactful book 344 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:51,280 It's the reason they shot the guy, man 345 00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:52,280 What guy? 346 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:55,280 It was the reason for killing... 347 00:14:55,280 --> 00:15:00,280 I can't remember if it was Lennon or when the dude shot Reagan 348 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:02,280 He was like, this was my inspiration 349 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:05,280 He thought he could shoot Reagan, James S. Brady 350 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:06,280 Hometown hero 351 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:09,280 J.S.B. How Could You Forget 352 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:11,280 But yeah, this book is cool 353 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:13,280 The main character is like a teenager 354 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:17,280 He gets beat up by a pimp because he hires a prostitute 355 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:20,280 And she comes in the room and he just tries to talk to her 356 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:21,280 Pimp said none of that 357 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:25,280 Yeah, and I think the dude just beat the shit out of him 358 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:26,280 And that's really all I remember 359 00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:30,280 Besides the fact he goes to a museum by himself, which... 360 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:32,280 So did he kill somebody or something? 361 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:33,280 Who, this guy? 362 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:34,280 Yeah 363 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:34,280 No 364 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:39,280 Oh, so why did it influence the shooting of one of those whites? 365 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:44,280 Well, I think if you're gonna go kill one of the famous whites, you're probably pretty far gone anyway 366 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:45,280 Yeah, that's true 367 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:46,280 I don't think you need much of a reason 368 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,280 That's true 369 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,280 See, it made a game about it 370 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:51,280 That looks like Natalie Portman, right? 371 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:52,280 Oh, and Life is Strange? 372 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:53,280 Yeah 373 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:54,280 Is that what that's based from? 374 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:55,280 Natalie? 375 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:56,280 No 376 00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:57,280 Oh 377 00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:59,280 I don't think so 378 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:00,280 I don't know 379 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:03,280 My favorite is White Fang 380 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:04,280 White Fang, look that up 381 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:05,280 Yeah, let's see what that is 382 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:06,280 What's that about? 383 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:07,280 Great book 384 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:12,280 It's about a little boy who befriends a man that befriends a thing, a wolf 385 00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:13,280 Like this? 386 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:14,280 Yeah 387 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:15,280 Oh, that's dope as hell, man 388 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:17,280 What is he, like a cowboy or something? 389 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:18,280 He's a man 390 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:19,280 That's a man in the woods, huh? 391 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:21,280 Yeah, and he befriends a wolf 392 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,280 Do they have a sexual relationship with the animal? 393 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:24,280 They don't get sexual 394 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:25,280 Is that in part two? 395 00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:26,280 Yeah 396 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,280 Oh yeah, that's some furry stuff 397 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:29,280 Yeah 398 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,280 And this was a book? 399 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,280 That's okay 400 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:32,280 Can you click on the book cover? 401 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:33,280 That's what that is, hey 402 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:34,280 Huh? 403 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:35,280 The book cover? 404 00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:36,280 What, right here? 405 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:37,280 Yep, that's it 406 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:38,280 That's it, dude 407 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:39,280 That looks pretty sick 408 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:40,280 They did use the Papyrus font 409 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:41,280 That was dope as hell 410 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:42,280 They did 411 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:43,280 They did use Papyrus 412 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:44,280 Oh my God 413 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:45,280 Man, they did 414 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:46,280 And then they made an anime about it 415 00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:48,280 Don't do the anime like that 416 00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:49,280 Come on, man 417 00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:51,280 That's not White Fang 418 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:54,280 That's like PBS Kids right there, man 419 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,280 Yeah 420 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:56,280 Oh my gosh, look at it 421 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:58,280 A lot of chickens on him, man 422 00:16:58,280 --> 00:16:59,280 It's because he's a nice wolf 423 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:00,280 Oh, he's a nice wolf? 424 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:02,280 Yeah, he only eats grass 425 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:04,280 He's surrounded by cock, dude 426 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:05,280 Oh, so he's vegan 427 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:06,280 Yeah 428 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:07,280 He's vegan 429 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:08,280 He's vegan right here 430 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:09,280 That's crazy 431 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:10,280 Yep, that's my book 432 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,280 Brandon, you know what? 433 00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:13,280 I like when you take quizzes, dude 434 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:15,280 You should pull up a spirit animal quiz 435 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:16,280 Let's do it 436 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:17,280 Spirit animal quiz 437 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:21,280 We should all find out our Buzzfeed spirit animal, dude 438 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:22,280 Okay 439 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:25,280 What's your prediction? 440 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:28,280 For Brandon, I would say like a sloth 441 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:29,280 No 442 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:31,280 I wouldn't give him sloth 443 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:34,280 I'm going 444 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:39,280 It would have been too racist if I said raccoon 445 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:41,280 No, because he's not a scavenger 446 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:50,280 But he's cunning, he's crafty 447 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:52,280 Orangutan 448 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,280 Orangutan 449 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,280 I don't think I said that, dude 450 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:56,280 They're smart 451 00:17:56,280 --> 00:18:01,280 They're the smartest of the ape and they're kind 452 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,280 They don't attack 453 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:04,280 They use tools 454 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:05,280 Yeah, they use tools 455 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:07,280 And what they're good at, they're really good at 456 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:08,280 Hell yeah 457 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:09,280 And they're strong 458 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:10,280 I fuck with that 459 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:11,280 Yeah 460 00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:13,280 Well, let's get this test started 461 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:15,280 What's your favorite natural element, Brandon? 462 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:16,280 Favorite natural element? 463 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:20,280 Air, earth, fire, water, wood or space 464 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:21,280 Space 465 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:23,280 I don't know if space is an element 466 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:25,280 Yeah, what the fuck? I don't understand 467 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:26,280 The hell? 468 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:27,280 You going to pick it though? 469 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,280 Yeah, I like space 470 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:31,280 Wouldn't go in it though 471 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:37,280 All right, it says I feel at peace with myself most of the time 472 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:39,280 Well, you didn't last night 473 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:41,280 Yeah, that's somewhat inaccurate 474 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:44,280 All right, let's go to number two 475 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:48,280 I tend to be more down to earth than head in the clouds 476 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:49,280 What the hell does that even mean? 477 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:50,280 You're chill as fuck, bro 478 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:51,280 Yeah 479 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:52,280 That's very accurate 480 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:53,280 You're chill as hell 481 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:54,280 I go with it 482 00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:57,280 But head in the clouds defines you too 483 00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:59,280 Oh yeah, man, I zone out so much 484 00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:01,280 Yeah, you probably should have read that a little bit more 485 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:03,280 I think it came somewhere in the middle 486 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:04,280 Yeah, true 487 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:06,280 I find it easy to approach others 488 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:12,280 Like what, just a random stranger or something? 489 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:14,280 You find it easy to approach people 490 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:16,280 Even if I know them and stuff already? 491 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,280 Oh, that shit, hell yeah, that's accurate 492 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:22,280 All right, I frequently do things without a specific plan or schedule 493 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:24,280 Yeah, that is accurate 494 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:27,280 And days go anyway 495 00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:32,280 The typical ordinary way feels like a 496 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:37,280 No, typical ordinary way feels like a betrayal of myself 497 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,280 The typical 498 00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:43,280 Like do you like to do unique, do shit like your own way? 499 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,280 Or like be unique in the way in which you do shit? 500 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:46,280 Oh yeah, that's accurate 501 00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:49,280 Let's see, I frequently come up with ideas 502 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:51,280 Yeah, that is accurate too 503 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:52,280 I would say that 504 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:53,280 Yes, I would 505 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:54,280 You have great ideas, man 506 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,280 Thank you, man, hell yeah 507 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:58,280 Great skits at your Instagram, what is the handle? 508 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,280 My Instagram handle, hold it up 509 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:02,280 It's BrandonJW123 510 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:03,280 Thank you, he got it 511 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:05,280 I'm a big fan 512 00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:06,280 Thank you, man 513 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:09,280 The more useful I am, the happier I am 514 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:10,280 It's also your name 515 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,280 That's accurate 516 00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:17,280 I spend a lot of time observing before I act 517 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:19,280 Yeah, I told you, I zone out, yeah 518 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:20,280 I do that 519 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:23,280 That's why they pulled me out of class one time, man 520 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:24,280 That's why 521 00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:26,280 Thought I was special 522 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:28,280 I like to be impressive to others 523 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:30,280 Yeah, man, I try to make people laugh 524 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:32,280 Hell yeah, that's impressive 525 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:36,280 I'm always looking for new things to experience, that's true too 526 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:38,280 Can't always be in a box, you know 527 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,280 Can't do it 528 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:43,280 I live in a fast-paced existence, yeah 529 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:45,280 Would you rather spend your free time, 530 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:49,280 I'd rather go outdoors and walk or hike in a nearby park, no? 531 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:54,280 Building something or engaging in creativity 532 00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:57,280 Building something or engaging in creative 533 00:20:57,280 --> 00:21:02,280 In a creative activity like arts and crafts, that might be on the table 534 00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:05,280 Playing video games or watching a movie at home 535 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:06,280 Think we have a woman 536 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:10,280 Yeah, that might be it, but we gotta keep going 537 00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:13,280 Let's see, getting together with my friends and having fun going out 538 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:15,280 That's a good one 539 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:19,280 Reading my favorite book or website and bed on my couch 540 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:20,280 Okay, let's see 541 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,280 About to realize he likes the video game way more than us 542 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:23,280 Can we pick two? 543 00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:25,280 You only get one, man 544 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:27,280 Nah, man, we gotta get two 545 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:30,280 Alright, one, ah damn, okay 546 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:32,280 Which one brings you more joy? 547 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:34,280 You know what? 548 00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:35,280 Between the two 549 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,280 You know what, getting together with my friends 550 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:38,280 Really? 551 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:39,280 Hell yeah 552 00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:40,280 Okay, hell yeah 553 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:41,280 Hell yeah 554 00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:42,280 Hell yeah 555 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:43,280 Yep 556 00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:44,280 Alright 557 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:48,280 I require a lot of time alone to recharge 558 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:52,280 Yes, I am an introvert too, yeah, I agree with that 559 00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:55,280 Brandon has not said somewhat or fairly 560 00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:59,280 I seek out the secret of the universe 561 00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:01,280 Dude, you do be seeking out the secret of the universe 562 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:02,280 Yes, I do 563 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:03,280 You have space, crack 564 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,280 I have time, I'm an old dude 565 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,280 You're white fucking Fang, dude 566 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:08,280 I am white Fang 567 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:09,280 Hell yeah 568 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:11,280 What does it mean to be a wolf? 569 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:21,280 It says the power of the wolf brings forth fucking instinct, intelligence, appetite for freedom 570 00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:23,280 Appetite for freedom 571 00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:26,280 And awareness of the importance of social connections 572 00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:31,280 When the wolf shows up in your life, pay attention to what your intuition is telling you 573 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,280 What's the wolf's message? 574 00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:34,280 Check it out 575 00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:37,280 I don't think that was part of the description 576 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:43,280 But, hey yeah, Brandon, we always hear you were the wolf, dude 577 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,280 That's a good one 578 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:48,280 When I think Brandon, I think instinct, dude 579 00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:52,280 Pure instinct, an appetite for freedom 580 00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:54,280 Intelligence 581 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:57,280 Defining characteristics of Brandon 582 00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:59,280 Alright, that's a good one 583 00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:00,280 Thank you 584 00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:02,280 He pulled out a good one, dude 585 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:04,280 You're a fucking wolf, don't let anybody tell you different 586 00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:05,280 I know 587 00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:08,280 So, hey, when you're facing that motherfucker, Adam Priest 588 00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:10,280 Yeah, the black bear is 589 00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:11,280 When he, well 590 00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:14,280 Wolf is really just a smaller bear 591 00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:20,280 Okay, no, no, no, no 592 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:22,280 They're both predators, dude 593 00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:24,280 I mean, they're both predators, but the wolf go 594 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:27,280 I mean, the bear, he just go out there by himself, man, you know what I mean? 595 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:28,280 Like, fuck all that 596 00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,280 Well, what about the wolf? 597 00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:33,280 He got to bring his pack, like we in Goodfellas or something 598 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:35,280 I thought you loved them all, dude 599 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:36,280 I loved them all 600 00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:37,280 You support everything they do 601 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:42,280 Killing innocent women, children, selling drugs, poisoning the community 602 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:44,280 We love that shit, dude 603 00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:47,280 Nah, I just like movies 604 00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:49,280 Like Robert De Niro and Al Pacino 605 00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:50,280 Robert D 606 00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:51,280 One of my favorite actors of all time 607 00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:52,280 Which one? 608 00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:53,280 Robert De Niro 609 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:54,280 Robert D, I love Robert D 610 00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:55,280 Al Pacino's there, too 611 00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:58,280 I love him in Daddy's Home, too 612 00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:01,280 R.I.P. Joe Pesci 613 00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:02,280 No, no, no, no 614 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:03,280 Joe Pesci ain't dead 615 00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:04,280 I thought he was dead 616 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:05,280 Nah 617 00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:06,280 Is he not dead? 618 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:07,280 Look that up 619 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:08,280 He's not dead 620 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,280 I got five bucks, he's dead 621 00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:10,280 Shake on it 622 00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:11,280 Let me make a phone call first 623 00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:12,280 Shake on it 624 00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:13,280 Come on, man 625 00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:15,280 No, somebody died, what was his name? 626 00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:16,280 Shake on it, JJ 627 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:17,280 Don't be a bitch 628 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:18,280 You said what you said 629 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:20,280 Dude, money's hard to come by these days 630 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:23,280 And this economy, after the election, dude 631 00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:25,280 Oh my God 632 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:26,280 He's alive? 633 00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:27,280 Yes, he's 81 634 00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:28,280 Come on, man 635 00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:30,280 Who was the guy that died? 636 00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:31,280 None of them 637 00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:33,280 And he was in Cocaine Bear 638 00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:36,280 Oh, that's Ray Leon 639 00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:37,280 Ray Leon 640 00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:41,280 I told a lot of people at work that Joe Pesci was dead 641 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:43,280 I need to clear the air on that 642 00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:45,280 And nobody called me on it 643 00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:47,280 That crazy, man 644 00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:48,280 Pesci can 645 00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:50,280 Spitting image, dude 646 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,280 Yeah, he's gone, though, he died 647 00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:55,280 Shit happens, girl 648 00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:57,280 Yeah, rest in peace 649 00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:59,280 Remember he was on the B movie? 650 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:01,280 That's how I got introduced to him 651 00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:02,280 When he was on the B movie 652 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:03,280 Who? 653 00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:04,280 Ray Liyada 654 00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:05,280 What? 655 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:06,280 Yeah 656 00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:07,280 The B movie with the Seinfeld? 657 00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:08,280 Yep 658 00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:10,280 He was the one in the court case 659 00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:12,280 He was the lawyer? 660 00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:14,280 And it's animated 661 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:15,280 See? 662 00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:16,280 Oh, okay 663 00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:17,280 Oh my gosh 664 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:18,280 Yeah, he made it 665 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:19,280 You remember he tried to steal his honey 666 00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:20,280 Wait, what? 667 00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:21,280 Oh, shit, he used his real name, too 668 00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:24,280 He plays himself in the B movie? 669 00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:25,280 Yeah 670 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:26,280 Damn 671 00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:27,280 That's how cool he is 672 00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:29,280 I've seen this movie, I do not remember that 673 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:30,280 I have never seen it 674 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:31,280 And Vice City, too 675 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,280 You remember he was Vice City? 676 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,280 He was a... 677 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:36,280 What's that dude's name? 678 00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:39,280 He's the perfect, he has the perfect voice for that, though 679 00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:41,280 But yeah, he was in Vice City 680 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:43,280 I love Ray, rest in peace 681 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:44,280 Yeah, rest in peace, man 682 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:45,280 Goodfellas, man 683 00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:46,280 Goodfellas, one of the best 684 00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:47,280 He was in Goodfellas 685 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:48,280 That's all you need to say 686 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,280 Yeah? 687 00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:51,280 Cancel Christmas 688 00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:53,280 He was in the B movie, Goodfellas 689 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:54,280 Come on, I mean 690 00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:58,280 Some of the best cinematographic pieces ever, dude 691 00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:01,280 True artistry, I mean, look at that, dude 692 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,280 What can't be said about that? 693 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:04,280 I don't know 694 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:05,280 It's perfect 695 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:07,280 This movie was awesome 696 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:08,280 Who the fuck? 697 00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:10,280 Is that Neil Patrick Harris? 698 00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:11,280 Wait, I think that is 699 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:12,280 Is that NPH? 700 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:13,280 No, it's Sting 701 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,280 Oh, it's Sting 702 00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:15,280 Oh, wow 703 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:16,280 Who was that? 704 00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:17,280 Oh, I get it 705 00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:18,280 Sting 706 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:19,280 Yeah 707 00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:20,280 Sting 708 00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:21,280 Somebody like the rustler? 709 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:22,280 No, the singer 710 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:23,280 Uh-uh 711 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:26,280 You know, whenever P. Diddy remade the song 712 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:27,280 Roxanne 713 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:29,280 Oh, Roxanne 714 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:32,280 No, I'll be missing you 715 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:33,280 Yeah 716 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:36,280 His Sting's version is I'll be watching you 717 00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:38,280 I was actually listening to that today 718 00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:40,280 Because we went back to the 80s for some reason 719 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:43,280 You're listening to P. Diddy's music right now? 720 00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:46,280 Well, I'll be missing you is about Biggie, so you can listen to that 721 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:47,280 Oh, yeah 722 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:49,280 But I wasn't, I was listening to the Sting version 723 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:50,280 Oh, okay 724 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:51,280 Yeah 725 00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:52,280 That's acceptable 726 00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:53,280 I'll be watching you 727 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:56,280 Because I don't think you could use the Pat defense for P. Diddy 728 00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:59,280 I don't think his hits are good enough to excuse it 729 00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:01,280 Well, I mean, hold on 730 00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:02,280 His music 731 00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:05,280 Yeah, but it was him and Mace had a run 732 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,280 Who? 733 00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:08,280 Killer Mace 734 00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:09,280 I don't think it's 735 00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:10,280 Who the hell was that? 736 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:11,280 Let me first 737 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:12,280 Mace? 738 00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:13,280 Well, I know who you're talking about 739 00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:14,280 Oh, yeah 740 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:18,280 I don't think his music outweighs his crimes 741 00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:22,280 I think R. Kelly, there's a case to be made 742 00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:24,280 Oh my God, this is so much worse 743 00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:25,280 What the fuck? 744 00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:30,280 He, P. Diddy's accused of overworking sex workers, right? 745 00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:32,280 I think there's a lot more than that 746 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:33,280 Is there more? 747 00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:37,280 Yeah, I'm pretty sure like blackmail to rape people 748 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,280 Wow, I didn't know about the rape 749 00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:40,280 I didn't know about that either 750 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:41,280 It's kind of all the 751 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:42,280 I think it was all blackmail 752 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:43,280 Yes 753 00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:45,280 Oh, yeah, yeah 754 00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:50,280 This right here, this music video, the song, that's a banger 755 00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:53,280 Oh, yeah, dude, they're in 2001 in Space Odyssey 756 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:54,280 That was 2001? 757 00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:55,280 Yeah 758 00:27:55,280 --> 00:28:00,280 Yo, did you guys see all that stuff on Instagram where they keep on saying be a victim, sign up now? 759 00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:01,280 About what? 760 00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:02,280 I think you did it as well 761 00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,280 And you could get on there because the bus came through 762 00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:06,280 Yeah, but I didn't get on the bus 763 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:08,280 You can talk about all about what happened to you on the bus 764 00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:10,280 Yeah, but you could tell them they won't tell nobody else 765 00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:12,280 I didn't get on the bus, though 766 00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:13,280 We know you didn't get on that 767 00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:14,280 Yeah, man 768 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:15,280 Right here 769 00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:16,280 I can't wink 770 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:17,280 Yeah, why not? 771 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:18,280 Because I didn't get on the bus 772 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:19,280 No, you didn't 773 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,280 Oh, I didn't? Okay 774 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:25,280 The only reason Brandon didn't get on it was because it was full length 775 00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,280 I was just like, nah, man 776 00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:34,280 Because they were like, no, when I heard on the bus I was like, oh, man, so he's going to basically take all the girls from A&M 777 00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:37,280 And they were like, no, not the girls, dudes 778 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:39,280 When I heard that I was like, no, I'm good 779 00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:41,280 And this was before all that came out? 780 00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:43,280 Yeah, I was like, I'm good 781 00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:46,280 It's like probably a year before when I was still in school 782 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:47,280 Mm-hmm 783 00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:53,280 Who's on like the sus bus, bro? Diddy, Dwight Howard? 784 00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:55,280 Dwight Howard's not on the sus bus 785 00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:56,280 He, you mean? 786 00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:57,280 He's just gay? 787 00:28:57,280 --> 00:29:00,280 Yeah, bisexual or whatever, something like that 788 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:01,280 Is he open about that? 789 00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:02,280 I'm pretty sure 790 00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:03,280 Oh, yeah 791 00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:05,280 He's on Dancing with the Stars 792 00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:07,280 He is on Dancing with the Stars 793 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:09,280 That's the straightest shit ever, dude 794 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,280 Of course you want to have the... 795 00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:14,280 It's like, Jake, you have your buttons open in here 796 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:17,280 Everybody's uncomfortable 797 00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,280 You got to put gay at the end 798 00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:21,280 Yeah, now we're just looking at pictures 799 00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:24,280 But hold on, get off of images, alright 800 00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:25,280 Hold up 801 00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:28,280 Yeah, this is not the one you got to look up on images, man 802 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:30,280 So he finally admitted he was gay? 803 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:31,280 Yeah, so yeah 804 00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:32,280 I didn't know he was out, man 805 00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:33,280 Yeah 806 00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:34,280 Hell yeah 807 00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:35,280 Okay 808 00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:38,280 Well, we know Diddy's gay now, or at least bisexual 809 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,280 Well, I don't know, I don't think these claims... 810 00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:44,280 He said he was, that's the only reason I'm saying that 811 00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:46,280 No, that's the claim 812 00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:48,280 But we don't know what really happened 813 00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:50,280 You got to give a man due process 814 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:53,280 In the black community, being called gay is a death sentence, I think 815 00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:54,280 Like that 816 00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:58,280 There's more coming around now, but yeah 817 00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:02,280 It ain't good in the black community, no 818 00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:04,280 Like, you will get talked about 819 00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:05,280 Yeah 820 00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,280 But it just takes, just like whenever you have a boy 821 00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:10,280 It's just like whenever you have racist white people 822 00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:15,280 It's just like that when they have, once they have kids that are mixed 823 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,280 Then they're like, you know, all that shit goes out the window 824 00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,280 Once you have kids that are gay 825 00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:22,280 If you're a gay black dude, to make up for it 826 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:26,280 And for people to be cool with you, you have to sing in the church choir 827 00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:27,280 Oh, and they, yep 828 00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:29,280 That absolves you of your sins 829 00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:31,280 Yep, 1000% 830 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:36,280 Why is it every single black church choir is led by a gay black guy? 831 00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:37,280 Because they can sing 832 00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:38,280 They can, dude 833 00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:39,280 They can sing 834 00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:42,280 And you want, like when you go to church and you have to like 835 00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:45,280 Because you know, you get some worship members who just can't sing 836 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:47,280 But they always want to be up there 837 00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:49,280 When you get a gay black dude up there 838 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:50,280 You're about to have some good music 839 00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:51,280 Yeah 840 00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:53,280 He about to sing that shit from his diaphragm 841 00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:58,280 Now, what do you think would happen if you place a gay black dude in white mega church, bro? 842 00:30:58,280 --> 00:30:59,280 They'll love him 843 00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:00,280 What goes on? 844 00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:01,280 They'll love him 845 00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:02,280 This is a place that just flowed 846 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:03,280 He just won't be able to say 847 00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:06,280 Like he won't be able to talk about being gay in there 848 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:07,280 If it's like hardcore Christian 849 00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:08,280 Not like 850 00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:09,280 No, I'm just saying 851 00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:12,280 They have lenient ones now who don't care 852 00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:14,280 But like if they care, they'll love him 853 00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:16,280 He just can't say he's gay 854 00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:17,280 Yeah 855 00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:18,280 Don't ask, don't tell 856 00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:20,280 It's still in effect 857 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:22,280 Still applies in Christian 858 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:24,280 But he can sing 859 00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:26,280 They'll probably overlook it though 860 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:30,280 If you're bringing the house down in the mega church, come on now 861 00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:31,280 Yeah 862 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:34,280 That's the same thing as a fucking pop star or some shit 863 00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:36,280 Yeah, dude, you'll go in on a zipline 864 00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:39,280 Yeah, no bullshit with wings on 865 00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:40,280 Fucking angels 866 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:41,280 Me sick, dude 867 00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:43,280 That's dangerous as hell 868 00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:44,280 That's how Owen Hart died 869 00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:45,280 Yeah, that's what I was finna say 870 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,280 He had the wings, the blue blazer 871 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:48,280 Remember that? 872 00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:49,280 His wings didn't work that way 873 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:51,280 He didn't want to do that shit 874 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:52,280 Yeah, damn 875 00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:54,280 Imagine being a fucking kid and seeing that 876 00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:55,280 Oh yeah 877 00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:56,280 I remember when it happened 878 00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:57,280 And people say wrestling's fake 879 00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:58,280 Yeah 880 00:31:58,280 --> 00:31:59,280 But they cut it 881 00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:00,280 They cut it fast 882 00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:01,280 They cut it off the TV 883 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:03,280 I mean, I feel like you got to, man 884 00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:05,280 And then they kept the show going 885 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:06,280 Yeah, they kept the show going 886 00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:08,280 But I don't think they saw 887 00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:10,280 I don't think you were able to see him actually hit 888 00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:11,280 No 889 00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:12,280 Because it's like a delay 890 00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,280 Yeah, I don't think you were able to see him actually hit 891 00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:15,280 And then they cut 892 00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:17,280 And then JR and 893 00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:18,280 Jared King Lawler 894 00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:19,280 Jared King Lawler came on 895 00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:21,280 It was like something horrific just happened 896 00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:24,280 I think they even knew he didn't die at that 897 00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:26,280 They knew while it was going on that he died 898 00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:33,280 But how do they in that day and age get that cut off to where you don't see live him falling to his death? 899 00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:35,280 Because it is a live event, is it not? 900 00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:36,280 There's always a delay 901 00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:42,280 But you still see Chris Rock get slapped at the Oscars in 2020 whatever 902 00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,280 How do they not cut that off? 903 00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:46,280 You think they're cutting that? 904 00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:47,280 No, nobody wants to cut that 905 00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:51,280 Nobody's talked about the Oscars like that ever 906 00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:55,280 I mean, it's like fucking Marlon Brando was on there or some shit 907 00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:56,280 I mean I get that 908 00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:59,280 But do you think if the Owen Hart thing happens today they cut the stream? 909 00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:00,280 Yeah 910 00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:02,280 You think they still do? 911 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:05,280 Because watching somebody die nobody's going to like that 912 00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:06,280 Nobody's going to feel the same 913 00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:12,280 Just like when DeMar Hamlin went down for the Bills and he got hit and he actually died on the thing 914 00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:14,280 It's hard to come back from that 915 00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:15,280 People don't like that 916 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:16,280 Yeah 917 00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:19,280 It's like making a pedophilia joke 918 00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:20,280 What? 919 00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:21,280 If you lose them 920 00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:22,280 Oh yeah 921 00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:23,280 It's hard to get them back 922 00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:24,280 Oh yeah, oh dude 923 00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:25,280 It's rough 924 00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:26,280 Just ask Jake 925 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:27,280 Yeah 926 00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:29,280 Well you know they talk about that 927 00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:30,280 Well when you look like that 928 00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:31,280 Exactly 929 00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:34,280 They talk about that in the documentary though 930 00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:42,280 How they kept going after like after he died and how everybody was crying and stuff and just felt horrible but they still had to do it 931 00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:43,280 Yeah 932 00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:44,280 They didn't have to 933 00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:46,280 I feel like they stopped it 934 00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:47,280 I don't think they had to 935 00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:50,280 Vince because Vince was like he was like that's what I want one if I died 936 00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:52,280 I want them to just push me out the way 937 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,280 And he's probably being for real 938 00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:55,280 Yeah 939 00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:56,280 I believe him when he says that 940 00:33:56,280 --> 00:34:00,280 Because they kept going when he blew out both of his quads getting in the ring 941 00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:01,280 That was hilarious 942 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:03,280 He's just sitting down mad 943 00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:04,280 Just furious 944 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:06,280 Can't stand up 945 00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:07,280 Good times 946 00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:10,280 WWE's had some wild shit man 947 00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:11,280 Oh yeah 948 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:16,280 But still I don't understand how we don't talk about the Rey Mysterio versus Eddie Guerrero 949 00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:18,280 Eddie Guerrero also fucking died 950 00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:19,280 Rest in peace 951 00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:20,280 In the ring? 952 00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:21,280 No 953 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:22,280 We had a heart attack 954 00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:23,280 All of them had a heart attack 955 00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:25,280 They do coke when you do coke and steroids 956 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,280 You only got a little short stuff like a shelf life 957 00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:30,280 I feel like the steroids would make your heart stronger 958 00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:31,280 No 959 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:32,280 No 960 00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:43,280 But yeah like they had a custody battle like a ladder match with a briefcase for the custody papers of Rey Mysterio's son 961 00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:44,280 At SummerSlam 962 00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:45,280 Who is big now 963 00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:47,280 Custody battle 964 00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:48,280 Hold on 965 00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:53,280 For yeah the ladder fucking ladder match 966 00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:55,280 Yeah this is at SummerSlam 967 00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:56,280 Look at that 968 00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,280 Oh my god 969 00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:00,280 That's the dude he's a wrestler now right? 970 00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:05,280 Yeah he's big right now see here he is now like he's really like he's on judgment day 971 00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:06,280 Yeah dude 972 00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:07,280 Very big 973 00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,280 Because he totally thought this was real 974 00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:12,280 He totally thought that he 975 00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:14,280 That was a big day 976 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:17,280 Yeah that's crazy 977 00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:18,280 Yeah that's crazy 978 00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:24,280 And it is also hilarious that Vince McMahon is like how are we going to appeal to the Hispanic audience? 979 00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:25,280 Custody battle 980 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:28,280 Yep got the little low rider 981 00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:29,280 Nigrolics 982 00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:30,280 Oh shit 983 00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:32,280 Yeah 984 00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:34,280 How does this happen man? 985 00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:38,280 Yeah they were crazy with some stuff like you remember what was it? Crime Time 986 00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:39,280 There's also rape 987 00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:40,280 Oh yeah there was 988 00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:42,280 In the WWE storylines 989 00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:43,280 Vince McMahon went through it 990 00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:44,280 Oh yeah 991 00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:45,280 Like right there 992 00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:47,280 It was crazy but in the documentary they were like 993 00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:55,280 Sable had sued the WWE for sexual assault or sexual misconduct allegations 994 00:35:55,280 --> 00:36:00,280 He hired her back and the first storyline was they're fucking 995 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:01,280 That's crazy 996 00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:04,280 That's the first fucking storyline he's talking about it 997 00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:08,280 This is before all this shit came out about Vince McMahon and they're having the interviews with him 998 00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:12,280 He's like laughing at it like yeah yeah 999 00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:13,280 Did you see her? 1000 00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:14,280 Yeah 1001 00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:15,280 That is crazy 1002 00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:19,280 That is insane dude but there's a storyline where 1003 00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,280 Is it Kane? 1004 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:26,280 Kane like rapes one of the female wrestlers 1005 00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:27,280 Was it Stephanie McMahon? 1006 00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:31,280 I don't remember man but she has the baby and then he fucking 1007 00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:33,280 He kicks the baby 1008 00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:34,280 No 1009 00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:36,280 On TV 1010 00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:37,280 That's crazy 1011 00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:39,280 It's like a fake baby 1012 00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:40,280 Yeah 1013 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:41,280 Obviously 1014 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:42,280 You know but 1015 00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:45,280 It's just shit like that how do you 1016 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:46,280 How do you put that on TV man? 1017 00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:47,280 Fucking genius man 1018 00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:49,280 When you think about like 1019 00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:51,280 Imagine these are all grown people 1020 00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:52,280 Yeah 1021 00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:53,280 Yeah 1022 00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:56,280 Doing this for mostly children 1023 00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:57,280 Well I don't know dude 1024 00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:59,280 They changed it up around 97 1025 00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:03,280 Wrestling is a lot of adults love wrestling 1026 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,280 But at that time was it mostly adults? 1027 00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:09,280 I would say it's probably like 60-40 1028 00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:11,280 Adults to children? 1029 00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:14,280 60 children 40 adults percent 1030 00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:15,280 Something like that 1031 00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:17,280 Because I mean you just look out in the crowd all these 1032 00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:21,280 Brandon like all them people be out in the crowd 1033 00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:22,280 You know what I'm saying? 1034 00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:24,280 Like they be fat and white 1035 00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:25,280 Damn bro 1036 00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:27,280 What the fuck 1037 00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:29,280 What I'm just one? 1038 00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:32,280 No there's Brandon too 1039 00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:35,280 Yo did you ever hear though you know the origin like Sable 1040 00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:37,280 Writing how she got into WWE? 1041 00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:39,280 Because she used to go out with what was his name? 1042 00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:42,280 Mac Mero have you ever heard that wrestler? 1043 00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:46,280 Or Mark Mero I'm probably butchering his name 1044 00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:48,280 But uh hold on 1045 00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:49,280 Mark yeah 1046 00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:50,280 It was this guy 1047 00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:51,280 Oh the fabulous 1048 00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:54,280 Yeah so he was originally going out with her 1049 00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,280 And then one day he was in the office with her 1050 00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:58,280 And Vince McMahon saw Sable and was like wait a minute 1051 00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:00,280 She needs to be on wrestling like look at her 1052 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:03,280 And then he takes her and she gets famous on there 1053 00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,280 And they're going out being a team 1054 00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:10,280 And eventually like one day she ends up cheating on him 1055 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:11,280 With guess who 1056 00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:12,280 Vince 1057 00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:13,280 Brock Lesnar 1058 00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:16,280 Oh damn they was dating all the way to where she got with Brock 1059 00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:20,280 Yeah and then actually he found out like he was watching her kids 1060 00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:23,280 And then like found out on the phone or something like that 1061 00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:26,280 Scroll down that picture on the right all the way to the right 1062 00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:27,280 Under the big picture 1063 00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:28,280 Right here 1064 00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:29,280 Under the big picture 1065 00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:30,280 Where's the big one right here? 1066 00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:32,280 Brandon the big picture on the right 1067 00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:34,280 Oh right here 1068 00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:35,280 Yeah 1069 00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,280 That's Sable I remember 1070 00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:40,280 God damn right 1071 00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:41,280 Sick 1072 00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:43,280 We need the guy on the right to play QB for the Jags 1073 00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:46,280 He'll fit right in 1074 00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:48,280 Yeah 1075 00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:49,280 Took that L 1076 00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:52,280 It was a good game though you guys look good 1077 00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:54,280 The refs dude the refs 1078 00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:55,280 What we'll call 1079 00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:56,280 I don't know 1080 00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,280 Dude we fucking suck bro 1081 00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:00,280 Yeah you do 1082 00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:01,280 We suck so bad 1083 00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:03,280 I got a feeling you guys are gonna win 1084 00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:05,280 You're gonna win this week 1085 00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:06,280 Who do you play? 1086 00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:09,280 We play um shit I don't know 1087 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:10,280 Vikings? 1088 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:11,280 Lions? 1089 00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:12,280 No we play the Lions 1090 00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:13,280 Eagles 1091 00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:14,280 Eagles yeah 1092 00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:15,280 Oh yeah nevermind 1093 00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:18,280 Well we beat the Eagles fucking suck dude 1094 00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:21,280 Jalen Hurts ain't no shit though 1095 00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:23,280 But Florida's gonna win this week dude 1096 00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:27,280 We're playing some little bullshit school I never heard of them dude 1097 00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:29,280 Georgia or something like that 1098 00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:30,280 That's what y'all playing? 1099 00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:31,280 Yeah 1100 00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:32,280 I don't know how about to get this shit 1101 00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:33,280 No we're winning that dude 1102 00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:36,280 I guarantee you we'll win this game and lose for the rest of this year 1103 00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,280 For real? That's how y'all get down? 1104 00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:40,280 That's just the type of shit we do man 1105 00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:42,280 We pull one out of the bag and we're like 1106 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:43,280 That's it 1107 00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:45,280 Let's get fucked up now 1108 00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:46,280 Show up to the game 1109 00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:51,280 Just give 150 yards and penalties in the first half and then you know it's over 1110 00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:53,280 That's what we do man 1111 00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:57,280 Oh I hate I'm so glad I don't have teams like that man 1112 00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:59,280 Yeah dude it's 1113 00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:05,280 When I got into the Gators I was a young man dude and there was a Christian leading the team 1114 00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:07,280 Tim, Timmy 1115 00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,280 And then everybody else was a criminal 1116 00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:11,280 I didn't really realize it yet 1117 00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:15,280 Couple of those guys went to the NFL and then killed some people 1118 00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:16,280 Man 1119 00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:19,280 You know Cam Newton was on that team he stole a laptop 1120 00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:22,280 Then went to Auburn won a national championship 1121 00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:25,280 So you know there's give and there's take 1122 00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:31,280 What do you think is the worst crime? Killing somebody or raping somebody? 1123 00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:33,280 Holy shit 1124 00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:35,280 Damn that took a turn 1125 00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:37,280 Aw man 1126 00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:39,280 Ah dude 1127 00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:44,280 Murder though, straight murder like not accident vehicle manslaughter no shit 1128 00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:46,280 I'm talking about killing somebody 1129 00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:49,280 Probably I would probably say rape is worst man 1130 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:50,280 Okay 1131 00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:54,280 Because it's the same feeling of just like powerlessness and you have to live after that 1132 00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:56,280 Yeah that's worse 1133 00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:57,280 So you say that? 1134 00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:58,280 I agree 1135 00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:02,280 So you would rather be raped? I mean you would rather be murdered than raped? 1136 00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:09,280 I'd rather stay alive but I would say for most people 1137 00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:12,280 Yeah I wouldn't want to get murdered 1138 00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:15,280 I mean I wouldn't really want to do either of 1139 00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:17,280 You had a choice 1140 00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:19,280 Yeah we gotta live I guess 1141 00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:21,280 So you would pick two? 1142 00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:22,280 I mean 1143 00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:24,280 In that situation 1144 00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:27,280 I was about to ask a fucked up question 1145 00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:28,280 What? 1146 00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:29,280 Is it a man or a woman? 1147 00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:30,280 A man 1148 00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:32,280 Aw man 1149 00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:35,280 Brandon would you rather die or be gay dude? 1150 00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:37,280 That's the question 1151 00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:40,280 What kind of question? That's a crazy question man 1152 00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:42,280 Damn 1153 00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:45,280 You're putting me in between a cock and a hard place 1154 00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:47,280 That's a great question 1155 00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:51,280 What? Are we waiting for an answer? 1156 00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:52,280 Yeah 1157 00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:53,280 Oh 1158 00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:55,280 I mean 1159 00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:57,280 I guess we'd have to be 1160 00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:01,280 Have to be gay? 1161 00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:02,280 Yeah 1162 00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:04,280 Of course we don't want to fucking die 1163 00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:06,280 But what if he just kills you afterwards? 1164 00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:08,280 Now you just put something 1165 00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:10,280 Yeah because now you're adding to it 1166 00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:12,280 Because now you want me to just say die 1167 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:15,280 No man I don't want you to I don't want any bad things 1168 00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:17,280 Sound like you want me to say murder? 1169 00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:20,280 Why you looking at you? 1170 00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:21,280 Oh my god 1171 00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:24,280 You break up the gay stuff he starts getting aggressive 1172 00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:25,280 No man no 1173 00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:26,280 I would just 1174 00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:27,280 No 1175 00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:30,280 Yeah but they're definitely 1176 00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:33,280 Yeah I don't know I think I'd rather live but still man 1177 00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:34,280 That would suck 1178 00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,280 Yeah they both suck that's the two worst things 1179 00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:37,280 I would tell them 1180 00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:39,280 I don't know not paying your taxes dude 1181 00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:40,280 That's fucked up 1182 00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:42,280 Well you'll get more time 1183 00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:45,280 You'll get more time for not paying your taxes I'll tell you that shit 1184 00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:48,280 Vince McMahon would have went to jail 30 years ago if he didn't do that 1185 00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:49,280 He ain't lying 1186 00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:52,280 He did the Red Fox and remember that? 1187 00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:55,280 What? 1188 00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:56,280 What the hell was that? 1189 00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:57,280 Let me move it over here 1190 00:42:58,280 --> 00:42:59,280 No no no 1191 00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:02,280 Well this doesn't make any sense now so we'll get cut 1192 00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:05,280 But I had a gift for the next time I was on the pod 1193 00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:06,280 And Brandon just reminded me of it 1194 00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:09,280 But I forgot about it because it was just today we talked about it 1195 00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:11,280 But anyways I'll get it to him later 1196 00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:13,280 I have a Red Fox tape for you 1197 00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:14,280 Oh 1198 00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:16,280 I don't know if you have a way to play a tape but I have it 1199 00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:17,280 Oh I do 1200 00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:19,280 Yeah of course he does 1201 00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,280 If there was anybody I would have guessed 1202 00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:25,280 It would have been Brandon, Scott Curtis, probably Dan 1203 00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:26,280 They got something to play a tape dude 1204 00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:27,280 Oh yeah 1205 00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:29,280 Yeah I got VHS tape too 1206 00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:31,280 I do have a tape player 1207 00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:32,280 You got a tape player at the house? 1208 00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:33,280 Yeah 1209 00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:35,280 Wait tape like what you talking about cassette tapes? 1210 00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:36,280 Yeah 1211 00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:40,280 Brandon's job in school is to get the pencil to rewind the tape 1212 00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:41,280 Yeah I do 1213 00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:43,280 I got a cassette tape I actually do 1214 00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:45,280 I don't damn 1215 00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:46,280 Like a cassette player? 1216 00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:50,280 Yeah because I got like a thing that's a record player and also a CD thing 1217 00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:52,280 And it might have a cassette to it also 1218 00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:56,280 Yeah it's like a 3-in-1 CD cassette 1219 00:43:56,280 --> 00:44:00,280 I think we got a radio that has a cassette player in it 1220 00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:02,280 I don't know dude 1221 00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:06,280 That'd be a cool thing to buy though just some retro, just have some shit 1222 00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:10,280 My first ever cassette was Eminem, the real Slim Shady 1223 00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:12,280 On cassette? 1224 00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:15,280 Yeah cassette on fifth grade riding to the bus and we had it in the Walkman 1225 00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:20,280 Damn dude you think you could get like a new like Lil Baby album on cassette somewhere? 1226 00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:21,280 Probably 1227 00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:22,280 Yeah let's see 1228 00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:23,280 You think it'd sound better on cassette tapes? 1229 00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:27,280 I guarantee some small business makes these things 1230 00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:32,280 There's some like gentrified shop in Brooklyn that sells this shit dude 1231 00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:33,280 Yeah 1232 00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:36,280 And the guy that owns it looks like Charlie 1233 00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:38,280 What does that say? Lil Baby? 1234 00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:40,280 Yeah that is the My Turn album on cassette 1235 00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:42,280 It's only $13 1236 00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:43,280 Wow 1237 00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:44,280 Yeah man 1238 00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:46,280 Dude let's just buy a whole bunch of fucking cassette tapes 1239 00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:47,280 Wait what? 1240 00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:48,280 That doesn't look like it 1241 00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:50,280 Oh that was a different one? 1242 00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:52,280 No that's a vaporwave album 1243 00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:57,280 Oh let's go back to this and I'll just actually hold up is that another one? 1244 00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:58,280 Oh it's Eternal Atake, it's Lil Uzi 1245 00:44:58,280 --> 00:44:59,280 Lil Uzi Vert? 1246 00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:00,280 The Uzi 1247 00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:04,280 Eternal Atake 2 just dropped like recent I think it was today 1248 00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:05,280 Damn 1249 00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:06,280 I didn't listen to it though 1250 00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:08,280 You listen to that new Tyler the Creator album? 1251 00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:09,280 No 1252 00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:11,280 They've been coming after Tyler the Creator dude 1253 00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:12,280 For what? 1254 00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:14,280 I've seen somebody put that in a group chat 1255 00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:17,280 He talked about doing one of those crimes that we were just talking about 1256 00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:18,280 What crimes? 1257 00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:19,280 Tyler Swift 1258 00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:20,280 What crime? 1259 00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:23,280 He talked sexually assaulting Taylor Swift 1260 00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:24,280 For real? 1261 00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:25,280 And just people in general 1262 00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:26,280 Really? 1263 00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:27,280 Yeah 1264 00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:30,280 It was from like the Goblin album I think 1265 00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:31,280 Oh 2011 1266 00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:32,280 Back in that time 1267 00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:33,280 Or Goblin 1268 00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:35,280 Yep Yonkers was on there 1269 00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:38,280 But Goblin yeah that was our future 1270 00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:39,280 I think that's what it is 1271 00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:40,280 Why are they coming for? 1272 00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:44,280 Because you know he went after Taylor Swift 1273 00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:45,280 Oh he went after Taylor Swift 1274 00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:48,280 Yeah and white women are just now finding out about Tyler the Creator 1275 00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:49,280 Oh my god 1276 00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,280 And once they get on the job god damn it 1277 00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:52,280 Yeah 1278 00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:53,280 They're gonna do it 1279 00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:55,280 He'll be dead within weeks 1280 00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:56,280 Yeah 1281 00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:57,280 He's digging up old lyrics to cancel him 1282 00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:59,280 Yeah let's look at the lyrics though 1283 00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:00,280 Alright let's see 1284 00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:06,280 None of the lyrics? 1285 00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:07,280 Okay let's just go for it 1286 00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:08,280 I thought it was up there 1287 00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:09,280 Oh hold up let me see 1288 00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:10,280 Scroll up a little bit 1289 00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:11,280 Right here? 1290 00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:12,280 No down 1291 00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:13,280 Down 1292 00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:14,280 And like in the middle 1293 00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:15,280 In the middle? 1294 00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:16,280 Key facts 1295 00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:17,280 Oh there goes some 1296 00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:18,280 Oh Tyler the Creator who's real name 1297 00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:19,280 Okay 1298 00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:20,280 Tron Cat 1299 00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:23,280 He got oh yeah I have listened to he bringing up 1300 00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:25,280 Look up Tron Cat lyrics 1301 00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:28,280 Oh man dude Tron Cat is crazy 1302 00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:29,280 I've heard that song 1303 00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:30,280 That's the old song? 1304 00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:31,280 Yep came out in the 1305 00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:33,280 2011 it looks like 1306 00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:36,280 Alright I've heard this song it's wild as hell 1307 00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:37,280 It's a good beat 1308 00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:38,280 The fuck is Tron Cat? 1309 00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:39,280 It says 1310 00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:42,280 Satan's getting jealous of the wolves 1311 00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:44,280 The demons say they preferin' us 1312 00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:46,280 Books on not giving a fuck 1313 00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:48,280 What they they're referring us 1314 00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:51,280 Wolf gang wolves I know you heard us 1315 00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:54,280 We murderous and young enough to fuck the 1316 00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:56,280 Wait to get the fucking priest 1317 00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:58,280 To come flirt with us 1318 00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:00,280 Niggas rap about fucking bitches and getting head 1319 00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:02,280 Instead I rap about fucking bitch 1320 00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:04,280 Hold on 1321 00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:06,280 Instead I rap about fucking bitches and getting head 1322 00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:08,280 While you niggas stackin' bread 1323 00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:10,280 I can stack a couple dead bodies 1324 00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:14,280 Make a rock look less a couple more of a hobby 1325 00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:16,280 I'm not a rapper nor a racist 1326 00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:19,280 No not a rapper nor a rapist nor a racist 1327 00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:22,280 I fuck bitches with no permission to intend to hate shit 1328 00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:25,280 Rang about the action and rhyming pattern matter 1329 00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:27,280 Then proceed to sat her down 1330 00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:31,280 When I go splatter in the chatter in her chatter box 1331 00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:33,280 Attaboy I'll shoot you you're not in the category 1332 00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:38,280 Torture with the super soaker at the Asian looking store 1333 00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:43,280 This is the type of shit that made a Chris Brown wanna kick a whore 1334 00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:46,280 That song 1335 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:50,280 That makes song about wet blockers 1336 00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:54,280 When it rains and pours I hate this screaming fuck pathetic 1337 00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:57,280 Got niggas shaking like the comments fucking Haitian 1338 00:47:57,280 --> 00:47:59,280 After chronic masturbation 1339 00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:01,280 Asking where Mary Kate went 1340 00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:05,280 I want to be the reasons why all lesbians hate dick 1341 00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:09,280 I make this damn bullwinkle and bullwinkle the red mousse 1342 00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:13,280 Game duck duck duct tape with a dead goose 1343 00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:15,280 She's running around this motherfucking dungeon 1344 00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:21,280 Her legs loose until I accidentally get the saw to her head 1345 00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:22,280 Oops 1346 00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:26,280 I was just trying to find 1347 00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:32,280 This is your this is your king huh 1348 00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:39,280 Catch me with a bunch of fucking Mexicans crossing the border 1349 00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:42,280 He wants to talk about Trump 1350 00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:43,280 Yeah 1351 00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:46,280 What is 1352 00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:48,280 What which one 1353 00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:55,280 I can't read that lyric but I just I got these cracker doctors saying yeah 1354 00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:58,280 Bob 1355 00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:01,280 I can't see what you got there 1356 00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:02,280 Read that line Bernie 1357 00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:04,280 Yeah Bob this nigga's sick 1358 00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:07,280 Animal safari if I offend you I'm sorry 1359 00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:12,280 Because I'm the blackest skinhead since India Ari 1360 00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:16,280 I don't smoke weed so no need for the matches 1361 00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:20,280 I said fuck coke and now I'm smoking Hitler's ashes 1362 00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:21,280 Damn 1363 00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:24,280 Hey I know what you talking about I can see what Jayden's talking about 1364 00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:25,280 Hard bro 1365 00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:31,280 And he also if you go down a few lines he says in some Kanye West glasses screaming out 1366 00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:34,280 And then says some slurs towards the end 1367 00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:36,280 This is your king 1368 00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:37,280 Well this song 1369 00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:39,280 That said these 1370 00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:43,280 This song looks bad you gotta see the other songs it got a lot of good songs 1371 00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:44,280 He got good uplifting 1372 00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:45,280 Hell yeah some good uplifting 1373 00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:49,280 Listen to call me when you get lost that album 1374 00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:51,280 I won't he's not my type of 1375 00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:52,280 Not your type 1376 00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:54,280 And now he's gay 1377 00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:55,280 Who Tyler 1378 00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:56,280 Yeah 1379 00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:57,280 He's gay? 1380 00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:58,280 He's bisexual 1381 00:49:58,280 --> 00:49:59,280 He's both he goes both ways 1382 00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:00,280 Okay 1383 00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:01,280 So I guess he can say it 1384 00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:04,280 Yeah of course yeah he goes both ways 1385 00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:07,280 He went out with Jayden Smith remember 1386 00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:10,280 No I don't remember 1387 00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:11,280 I don't know 1388 00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:13,280 Donald does keep up with that type of news 1389 00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:15,280 That's what he likes to see 1390 00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:18,280 I don't think I've ever heard one song by from 1391 00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:21,280 No no I know one damn he's real popular 1392 00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:23,280 Yeah that's good I like that song 1393 00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:24,280 Earthquake 1394 00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:25,280 Yeah that's good 1395 00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:26,280 See you again 1396 00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:27,280 Nope 1397 00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:28,280 No 1398 00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:29,280 I know Earthquake though 1399 00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:30,280 That was a good song 1400 00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:32,280 He shouldn't have said these nasty things 1401 00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:33,280 Yeah 1402 00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:36,280 He said he had a lyric specifically about Taylor Swift 1403 00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:39,280 I think he talked about sexually assaulting her 1404 00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:41,280 Like in back in the day and they pulled it up 1405 00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:42,280 Yeah 1406 00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:46,280 But I mean he was still kind of famous at that time 1407 00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:47,280 This one's the worst 1408 00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:49,280 You ever heard the garbage one 1409 00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:50,280 Did Oscar the Grinch 1410 00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:51,280 Garbage his lyrics 1411 00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:52,280 Yeah you know about that one 1412 00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:55,280 Garbage that one where he talked about how he's a salesman 1413 00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:58,280 Like in California like killing people 1414 00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:00,280 Like with drugs and stuff 1415 00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:01,280 That shit's 1416 00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:02,280 He made it for GTA V 1417 00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:03,280 Oh yeah 1418 00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:04,280 Oh okay 1419 00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:06,280 That's why you gotta do that you know 1420 00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:08,280 So maybe he's just an actor rapper 1421 00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:09,280 Yeah see 1422 00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:11,280 They hold those squads funny though 1423 00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:12,280 Yeah true 1424 00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:13,280 Yeah the Odd Future 1425 00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:15,280 They had a really funny show 1426 00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:16,280 Loiter Squad 1427 00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:17,280 Loiter Squad I never watched it 1428 00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:18,280 Funny bro 1429 00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:19,280 I watched it 1430 00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:21,280 I watched that nigga named Staples 1431 00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:22,280 Vince Staples 1432 00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:24,280 His shit I've seen a couple episodes of his shit 1433 00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:25,280 That shit was funny as hell 1434 00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:26,280 That was funny 1435 00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:28,280 It was weird but it was funny 1436 00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:29,280 Yeah it was weird 1437 00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:30,280 He was on the Grinch too 1438 00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:33,280 I like that kind of like Atlanta type weird shit 1439 00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:34,280 Yeah the Grinch 1440 00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:35,280 Uh huh 1441 00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:36,280 I said he was on the Grinch too 1442 00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:38,280 You remember he did a soundtrack for the Grinch 1443 00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:39,280 Yeah I remember 1444 00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:40,280 Hell yeah 1445 00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:43,280 Vince Staples did the Grinch beat you 1446 00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:45,280 No not Vince that's about him 1447 00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:46,280 Oh my bad 1448 00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:51,280 The Grinch discography I could have been more familiar with 1449 00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:53,280 Yeah Laser Wolf 1450 00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:56,280 Yup 1451 00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:57,280 You watched that? 1452 00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:58,280 I watched it probably three times 1453 00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:00,280 Oh you did? You liked it? 1454 00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:02,280 Cause it was a laser and a wolf 1455 00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:03,280 Yeah makes sense 1456 00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:05,280 You're half of that dude 1457 00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:06,280 Yes I am 1458 00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:08,280 You and Uncle Laser, Laser Wolf dude 1459 00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:09,280 Hell yeah 1460 00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:11,280 You hung out with Uncle Laser didn't you? 1461 00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:12,280 Yes I did 1462 00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:13,280 Okay 1463 00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:15,280 He snorted my dab pen 1464 00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:16,280 Yeah 1465 00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:17,280 What happened there? 1466 00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:19,280 Remember he snorted it like he took it and 1467 00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:21,280 Oh yeah and then you put your mouth back on it 1468 00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:23,280 Yeah I didn't know until somebody told me 1469 00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:25,280 Jesus Christ I didn't know you didn't know 1470 00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:28,280 Yeah somebody told me I was like it's alright 1471 00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:29,280 Yeah 1472 00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:30,280 That's a little boogers 1473 00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:31,280 Yeah 1474 00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:32,280 I might have fought him 1475 00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:35,280 What had a problem 1476 00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:38,280 Yeah what is this? 1477 00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:41,280 Yeah this is a Vince Staples cartoon or he was Lisa in it 1478 00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:44,280 You see the wolf got his eyebrows right? 1479 00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:46,280 Oh okay he got big eyebrows? 1480 00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:47,280 I think so 1481 00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:49,280 I believe so yeah 1482 00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:51,280 They're quite pronounced dude 1483 00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:52,280 Yeah 1484 00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:56,280 I like the alternative blacks 1485 00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:58,280 We needed more of them when I was younger 1486 00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:03,280 Actually I don't know I say that but I liked whenever everybody had to be hood 1487 00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:07,280 I like my style, I know I like alternative blacks as well 1488 00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:09,280 My favorite is Mario Judah 1489 00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:10,280 Oh 1490 00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:11,280 That's my favorite 1491 00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:12,280 You've never seen Mario? 1492 00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:15,280 He's crazy, didn't he do Big Yaw? 1493 00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:20,280 Yeah please dude that song is so fucking good 1494 00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:22,280 Oh man that show man 1495 00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:23,280 What? 1496 00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:24,280 Mario Judah 1497 00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:25,280 This dude I've seen him before 1498 00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:27,280 He's a beast dude, die very rough 1499 00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:29,280 It's like Deft Sin is the beat with the record 1500 00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:30,280 Yeah he is like Deft 1501 00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:32,280 I just know he stinks 1502 00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:33,280 There's no way he smells good 1503 00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:38,280 There's not a chance and he doesn't understand why people get mad when he comes around 1504 00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:41,280 I'm thinking stale Cheetos and just general muscles 1505 00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:43,280 He smells like a Junior Whopper 1506 00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:46,280 Like when you leave it in your car 1507 00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:49,280 You come back and it's exactly what he smells like 1508 00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:51,280 I can't say I've done that one 1509 00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:52,280 Yeah 1510 00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:54,280 Man I don't know, he might be, what does he do? 1511 00:53:54,280 --> 00:54:00,280 He raps man, he makes music, just good guy for the community 1512 00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:01,280 Yeah, Big Yaw 1513 00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:04,280 He's one of these demon worshippers type people 1514 00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:06,280 Yeah yeah yeah 1515 00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:09,280 You should hear, remember when he was talking to Druski? 1516 00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:11,280 I'll get you 1517 00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:12,280 You don't remember that? 1518 00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:13,280 No 1519 00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:15,280 Yeah he was like talking to Druski, he kept on saying yeah 1520 00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:17,280 And then Druski was like I don't like the way you said that 1521 00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:19,280 Yeah Druski that dude 1522 00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:21,280 He does use the hard R in the song 1523 00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:25,280 Yeah and Druski was like I don't know, it doesn't feel right 1524 00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:29,280 Yeah I can see, sometimes you 1525 00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:32,280 Mario Judah, that's crazy 1526 00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:37,280 Mario Judo, Mario doing Judo, that's funny 1527 00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:38,280 Yeah what is this? 1528 00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:42,280 That's smart shit, I didn't know they had Judo in the London games, what the fuck 1529 00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:44,280 That's dope as hell 1530 00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:46,280 Hell yeah 1531 00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:52,280 Do you think you could beat Jake in a Judo match? 1532 00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:54,280 Well I mean by training 1533 00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:56,280 Yeah by training 1534 00:54:56,280 --> 00:55:00,280 How about this, I train you, not in the Judo but in wrestling 1535 00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:02,280 And I'll train you and I guarantee you'll beat him 1536 00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:03,280 Oh yeah 1537 00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:04,280 How does that sound? 1538 00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:08,280 I can't because I remember last time we were talking about me and him, that's not a competition so I won't even do that 1539 00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:10,280 I think he could beat you in a Judo 1540 00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:11,280 No I mean I gotta see it, I gotta see it 1541 00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:12,280 Jake 1542 00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:13,280 Jake can't beat me in anything physical 1543 00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:15,280 But Jake is a Judo guy 1544 00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:16,280 Yeah 1545 00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:17,280 Absolutely got him 1546 00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:19,280 Yeah I got you 1547 00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:21,280 Thanks Brandon 1548 00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:26,280 Nah Jake probably could beat you in like Krav Maga 1549 00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:28,280 Yeah but I'd feel bad 1550 00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:30,280 He'll say he knows how to do it but 1551 00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:32,280 But that is the Jew karate bro 1552 00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:33,280 Is it? 1553 00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:34,280 Really? 1554 00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:35,280 Yeah 1555 00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:36,280 Is it the worst one? 1556 00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:37,280 Form? 1557 00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:39,280 I don't really know what it is 1558 00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:41,280 Is it all defense or what is it? 1559 00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:44,280 It's definitely all defense 1560 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:46,280 Oh shit 1561 00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:48,280 You circumcise yourself 1562 00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:52,280 I feel like it could be trains though and get back to this routine 1563 00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:54,280 I mean it could be a challenge for any of us 1564 00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:55,280 No 1565 00:55:55,280 --> 00:56:00,280 I believe it man, I give it a bit of a doubt because you know you're an under-ester man and you never know 1566 00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:02,280 Jake did say he was world class at Judo too 1567 00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:04,280 Yeah like what if he really is? 1568 00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:06,280 He did say he was world class 1569 00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:12,280 He could be literally the best person would have moved and I would have destroyed him in a matter of seconds 1570 00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:15,280 I mean full control 1571 00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:20,280 Full control if I won it in 16 and a tap out probably within 35 seconds 1572 00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:22,280 I don't know, I'd have to see it man 1573 00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:25,280 I'd have to see it, Jake is a world class athlete as he said 1574 00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:30,280 As you can see from his weight lifting tutorials and what not 1575 00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:32,280 He won't do it though, you know that right? 1576 00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:35,280 He has the most efficient shot in basketball 1577 00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:39,280 It has zero arc, it goes straight to the goal dude 1578 00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:41,280 He wastes no energy 1579 00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:43,280 Did you say he played defense with his hand in his pocket? 1580 00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:47,280 Yeah, but like the hoodie pocket 1581 00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:51,280 So he's standing like a Jesuit priest 1582 00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:53,280 It was very strange 1583 00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:56,280 I missed out 1584 00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:59,280 You say this guy could beat me 1585 00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:01,280 I mean that's basketball 1586 00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:03,280 Mike Tyson couldn't do basketball 1587 00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:05,280 You saw how bad he was at basketball 1588 00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:10,280 But it's the point how unathletic and how his hips don't move at all in a way 1589 00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:14,280 I mean his hips don't move for basketball but I don't know they move for that 1590 00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:16,280 But you wrestled him right? 1591 00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:17,280 Yeah, in his room 1592 00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:20,280 And you felt me in the paint right? 1593 00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:21,280 Pause 1594 00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:22,280 Yeah 1595 00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:24,280 There's a clear difference 1596 00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:26,280 Yeah 1597 00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:31,280 Yeah, Jake is a lot more forceful than you man 1598 00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:34,280 He does have a lot of size and strength on you 1599 00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:36,280 Now we're doing it 1600 00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:39,280 I don't think he'll do it on camera but I don't think there's a chance 1601 00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:41,280 Can't we just do it anyway? 1602 00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:42,280 We don't have to do it 1603 00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:44,280 Now you're making me mad Brandon 1604 00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:45,280 It's really pissing me off 1605 00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:47,280 I can't believe you say these things 1606 00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:49,280 And when I do it I'm not even going to look at him 1607 00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:51,280 I'm going to look at you dead in your fucking eyes 1608 00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:53,280 I'm not even going to look at him once 1609 00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:55,280 It's how easy it's going to be 1610 00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:58,280 I'm like you fucking thought this motherfucker could beat me? 1611 00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:01,280 And you can tell he's not trolling either 1612 00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:03,280 He really does believe that Jake can beat you at this 1613 00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:05,280 He really believes this 1614 00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:07,280 I have to see it 1615 00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:08,280 I haven't seen it 1616 00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:09,280 You saying he can 1617 00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:10,280 Yeah, I have to see it 1618 00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:11,280 Because I don't know 1619 00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:13,280 I get people to do it 1620 00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:15,280 Who do you think would win in a street fight? 1621 00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:17,280 Like at the bar? 1622 00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:20,280 Like just so you can do whatever you want 1623 00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:23,280 Oh, punches and stuff, I'll give it to Dom 1624 00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:24,280 Thank you Brandon 1625 00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:27,280 Because I was going to get very angry 1626 00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:28,280 I'll give it to you 1627 00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:31,280 But if Jake and Dom fought ten times in a bar 1628 00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:33,280 How many times does Dom win? 1629 00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:34,280 How many times does Jake win? 1630 00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:35,280 Ten times? 1631 00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:37,280 Alright 1632 00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:40,280 I guess maybe I'll give you like probably seven or eight 1633 00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:42,280 Jake doesn't beat me one time 1634 00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:44,280 He probably doesn't hit me 1635 00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:46,280 Unless, unless, unless 1636 00:58:46,280 --> 00:58:48,280 He's 0-1 right now 1637 00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:53,280 Jake, he is 0-1 right now 1638 00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:56,280 One significant strike 1639 00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:58,280 No retaliation 1640 00:58:58,280 --> 00:58:59,280 Damn 1641 00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:02,280 I didn't say that, Jake 1642 00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:07,280 We have fun on this part of the show guys 1643 00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:09,280 We do, we do 1644 00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:12,280 But I'm disappointing you Brandon and it hurts 1645 00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:14,280 I just got to see man 1646 00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:15,280 You will see 1647 00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:18,280 What if Jake and Dom both wore those big sumo suits 1648 00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:20,280 That are like the big plastic ones 1649 00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:23,280 And then they fought and those how many times 1650 00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:24,280 Do you think Jake or Dom wins? 1651 00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:26,280 Most of the time 1652 00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:28,280 Those big ass suits 1653 00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:30,280 Real puffy, that can go either way 1654 00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:32,280 Because if you fall down how you going to get up in that suit? 1655 00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:33,280 Especially if it's all puffed up 1656 00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:35,280 So probably a person with the best balance 1657 00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:37,280 Yeah, depending on who gets fell on first 1658 00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:40,280 So if he falls on you he can try to waddle up 1659 00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:42,280 It's going to look very weird 1660 00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:43,280 But he might get some hits like that 1661 00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:45,280 If you fall on him, damn 1662 00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:47,280 If you fall on him that might be it 1663 00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:49,280 Like the same might, yeah, he might die 1664 00:59:49,280 --> 00:59:52,280 Okay, but who do you think wins in a fight? 1665 00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:56,280 Jake before the groin surgery 1666 00:59:56,280 --> 00:59:58,280 And without an inner ear infection 1667 00:59:58,280 --> 01:00:00,280 Or Prime Alex Pereira? 1668 01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:02,280 Prime Alex Pereira 1669 01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:03,280 You think he wins? 1670 01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:04,280 Hell yeah man 1671 01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:05,280 I don't know man 1672 01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:06,280 You never know though 1673 01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:07,280 If Jake had his balance 1674 01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:08,280 You have to see 1675 01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:09,280 Don't you have to see? 1676 01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:10,280 I've seen 1677 01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:12,280 All I need to see from Alex Pereira man 1678 01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:13,280 I've watched him 1679 01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:15,280 You didn't see him go against Jake though 1680 01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:16,280 But nay 1681 01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:17,280 Alex Pereira 1682 01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:18,280 I've watched it 1683 01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:19,280 I've seen it 1684 01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:21,280 There's no way 1685 01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:22,280 The disrespect 1686 01:00:22,280 --> 01:00:24,280 I'm a collegiate wrestler 1687 01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:26,280 I am a state qualifier 1688 01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:29,280 I am combat certified 1689 01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:31,280 But Jake's a world class athlete 1690 01:00:31,280 --> 01:00:32,280 Yeah, he said that 1691 01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:36,280 He has a yellow belt in Jiu Jitsu 1692 01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:38,280 If he even has a belt, let's be honest 1693 01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:39,280 Does he have a belt? 1694 01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:42,280 Do they make one big enough? 1695 01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:43,280 Just kidding 1696 01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:44,280 Love you Jake 1697 01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:45,280 Sorry man 1698 01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:46,280 Alright let's get off of the game 1699 01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:48,280 I'm really getting mad 1700 01:00:48,280 --> 01:00:50,280 I just see no footage of nobody man 1701 01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:51,280 That's it 1702 01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:52,280 Like if I saw footage 1703 01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:53,280 Then I'd be like yeah 1704 01:00:53,280 --> 01:00:55,280 I just don't know 1705 01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:56,280 You want some footage? 1706 01:00:56,280 --> 01:00:59,280 Google Dominique Carr Senior Record 1707 01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:00,280 Nah I'm just kidding 1708 01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:01,280 I don't know shit 1709 01:01:01,280 --> 01:01:02,280 Let's see 1710 01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:04,280 I'm just kidding 1711 01:01:07,280 --> 01:01:08,280 Wake the fuck up 1712 01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:09,280 Yeah man 1713 01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:10,280 What? 1714 01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:12,280 I was letting all that bad energy out bro 1715 01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:15,280 That's crazy 1716 01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:16,280 What? 1717 01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:17,280 We yawning 1718 01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:18,280 Yeah right? 1719 01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:19,280 I know right? 1720 01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:20,280 How dare he? 1721 01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:21,280 Yeah man 1722 01:01:21,280 --> 01:01:22,280 Get in his ass Brandon 1723 01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:23,280 Yeah man 1724 01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:24,280 Oh I didn't know what you were talking about dude 1725 01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:26,280 Come on yawning like up 1726 01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:27,280 Yawning 1727 01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:28,280 It's go time 1728 01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:31,280 You better chill before I get Jake come over here and beat your ass 1729 01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:38,280 Nah man 1730 01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:40,280 You guys are going to get this man hurt 1731 01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:41,280 Because I did hear a thing 1732 01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:47,280 I was watching a white woman on Instagram Reels talk about how Jews control black people through a certain type of magic 1733 01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:52,280 And so he might be able to like freeze you right there 1734 01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:55,280 I can see him trying to be that energy guy 1735 01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:58,280 He does send me a lot of those videos on Instagram 1736 01:01:58,280 --> 01:02:02,280 The guys practicing, it's always the dirtiest people 1737 01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:07,280 It's like a dude and his girlfriend trying to practice telekinesis 1738 01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:11,280 And there's one they call it's like electricity one 1739 01:02:11,280 --> 01:02:18,280 And it's like him doing it but it's just because they didn't pay the light bill and it's like flickering 1740 01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:20,280 And they're outside and he's like pushing 1741 01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:24,280 And the grass blows but it's because there's a fucking like thunderstorm right there 1742 01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:26,280 Those are tight I do like that 1743 01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:30,280 If you can convince yourself that you're doing that, sick 1744 01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:31,280 Hey you're living the best life 1745 01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:33,280 Those people are the happiest 1746 01:02:33,280 --> 01:02:38,280 I'm going to tell you, I mean I'm not going to say who's actually doing it 1747 01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:40,280 But we know who's doing it 1748 01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:42,280 Who is it Brandon? 1749 01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:43,280 Who is doing what? 1750 01:02:43,280 --> 01:02:44,280 Controlling the weather 1751 01:02:44,280 --> 01:02:47,280 Controlling the weather? 1752 01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:48,280 We all know 1753 01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:49,280 We all know dude 1754 01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:51,280 Yeah man we all know 1755 01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:53,280 Like if you know you know things 1756 01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:54,280 Okay yeah 1757 01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:57,280 If you know you know, we got it 1758 01:02:57,280 --> 01:02:58,280 Yeah we know 1759 01:02:58,280 --> 01:03:02,280 See look at that, you know, you working right here with me 1760 01:03:02,280 --> 01:03:04,280 You got Bell's palsy 1761 01:03:04,280 --> 01:03:06,280 What's Bell's palsy? 1762 01:03:06,280 --> 01:03:08,280 It's like when your face stops working sometimes 1763 01:03:08,280 --> 01:03:10,280 Yeah it just frees up 1764 01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:13,280 That's why you used to have a smile because I used to suck at smiling 1765 01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:17,280 I remember one time I tried to smile and this dude was like it looked like your face was twitching 1766 01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:19,280 Brandon do your best smile 1767 01:03:19,280 --> 01:03:21,280 Yeah 1768 01:03:21,280 --> 01:03:22,280 That's good dude 1769 01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:23,280 Great smile 1770 01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:24,280 Oh yeah 1771 01:03:24,280 --> 01:03:26,280 And you can just turn it on like that dude 1772 01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:28,280 Back then I couldn't, it was like this 1773 01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:30,280 And then my mouth would just start turning 1774 01:03:30,280 --> 01:03:34,280 I can't do it but it was like I would do this and after a minute it just started shaking 1775 01:03:34,280 --> 01:03:38,280 It would be like weight lifting or some shit, you know what I mean? 1776 01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:40,280 But now I just do this 1777 01:03:40,280 --> 01:03:41,280 It's good 1778 01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:42,280 It's good man 1779 01:03:42,280 --> 01:03:43,280 It's good 1780 01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:44,280 It works 1781 01:03:44,280 --> 01:03:45,280 I like it 1782 01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:47,280 I like it too 1783 01:03:50,280 --> 01:03:52,280 What the fuck are we even doing here? 1784 01:03:52,280 --> 01:03:53,280 I'm trying to smile 1785 01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:55,280 Oh god 1786 01:03:55,280 --> 01:03:57,280 First to drive 1787 01:03:57,280 --> 01:04:02,280 Dude by the way, new smile 2 movie, that shit was so ass bro 1788 01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:03,280 Ass 1789 01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:05,280 So ass, the first smile was really good man 1790 01:04:05,280 --> 01:04:07,280 I had high hopes for this one 1791 01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:09,280 This one fucking sucks dude 1792 01:04:09,280 --> 01:04:12,280 Yeah let's look at some images 1793 01:04:12,280 --> 01:04:15,280 Don't give any spoilers out but why was it bad? 1794 01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:20,280 No spoilers, they go for a whole bunch of gore over a decent plot 1795 01:04:20,280 --> 01:04:23,280 There's a guy that looks just like Alex Z in the movie 1796 01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:25,280 And you do see him naked 1797 01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:26,280 What's his name? 1798 01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:28,280 Alfredo, his name is Alfredo in the movie 1799 01:04:28,280 --> 01:04:30,280 Alfredo 1800 01:04:30,280 --> 01:04:32,280 There it is, Alfredo's scene 1801 01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:33,280 This? 1802 01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:34,280 Yeah that's him 1803 01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:35,280 Oh dude 1804 01:04:35,280 --> 01:04:37,280 Smokes, that is 1805 01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:41,280 That's Alfredo man 1806 01:04:41,280 --> 01:04:43,280 That's wild as hell 1807 01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:46,280 They call him Alfredo because he's got the sauce dude 1808 01:04:46,280 --> 01:04:47,280 It's got the sauce man 1809 01:04:47,280 --> 01:04:49,280 Scroll down a little bit 1810 01:04:49,280 --> 01:04:51,280 Yeah that's Eric right here 1811 01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:53,280 Scroll down, right here 1812 01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:59,280 It's like Eric if he was Scandinavian 1813 01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:02,280 Look my Alfredo Basta, hell yeah man 1814 01:05:02,280 --> 01:05:03,280 That's crazy 1815 01:05:03,280 --> 01:05:06,280 If you hate your life go watch this fucking movie dude 1816 01:05:06,280 --> 01:05:07,280 It sucks 1817 01:05:07,280 --> 01:05:08,280 Two thumbs down 1818 01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:10,280 I watched the trap movie, that was good 1819 01:05:10,280 --> 01:05:11,280 Trap what? 1820 01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:12,280 Oh I didn't see that one 1821 01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:13,280 Shyamalan 1822 01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:15,280 Yeah close enough 1823 01:05:15,280 --> 01:05:16,280 Your people 1824 01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:17,280 This? 1825 01:05:17,280 --> 01:05:18,280 Yeah 1826 01:05:18,280 --> 01:05:19,280 I haven't seen this yet 1827 01:05:19,280 --> 01:05:20,280 That's not it 1828 01:05:20,280 --> 01:05:22,280 M. Night Shyamalan directed this 1829 01:05:22,280 --> 01:05:23,280 Yeah 1830 01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:25,280 You won't believe the twist 1831 01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:26,280 Really? 1832 01:05:26,280 --> 01:05:28,280 Thought you were talking about the parent trap 1833 01:05:28,280 --> 01:05:30,280 You gotta tell me to twist out the camera 1834 01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:32,280 Yeah I got you, I don't want to spoil it though 1835 01:05:32,280 --> 01:05:33,280 Oh I don't care about the trap 1836 01:05:33,280 --> 01:05:34,280 Alright look I got you 1837 01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:35,280 Oh yeah 1838 01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:36,280 Mike Epps is really white 1839 01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:39,280 Have you watched this? Hold on this is what I've been watching 1840 01:05:39,280 --> 01:05:44,280 I finished this recently, the Million Dollar Heist with Kevin Hart and Samuel L. Jackson 1841 01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:45,280 How is that? 1842 01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:47,280 And Terrence Howard, it was amazing 1843 01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:48,280 It is? 1844 01:05:48,280 --> 01:05:49,280 It is really good 1845 01:05:49,280 --> 01:05:50,280 Is that Don Cheadle back there? 1846 01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:51,280 Yep 1847 01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:52,280 I don't know it's my face 1848 01:05:52,280 --> 01:05:55,280 Dude it's really good, like I'm telling you, you guys need to watch this 1849 01:05:55,280 --> 01:05:57,280 That's that dude's real fucking hair 1850 01:05:57,280 --> 01:05:58,280 What Terrence Howard? 1851 01:05:58,280 --> 01:05:59,280 Yeah 1852 01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:01,280 Oh yeah that's Terrence, oh that's why he had that hair 1853 01:06:01,280 --> 01:06:03,280 Yeah he had it for this 1854 01:06:03,280 --> 01:06:04,280 I think he was just rocking it 1855 01:06:04,280 --> 01:06:07,280 I don't know about Keycock, gotta have so many goddamn subscriptions man 1856 01:06:07,280 --> 01:06:09,280 That is crazy 1857 01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:12,280 Yeah and it was good, like it was 1858 01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:13,280 It's really good 1859 01:06:13,280 --> 01:06:14,280 It's a limited series movie or what? 1860 01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:17,280 Yeah it's a limited series and it is perfect 1861 01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:18,280 Okay okay 1862 01:06:18,280 --> 01:06:19,280 Like the twist 1863 01:06:19,280 --> 01:06:21,280 It's a true story about the heist after Ali's return to the ring 1864 01:06:21,280 --> 01:06:22,280 Okay okay 1865 01:06:22,280 --> 01:06:24,280 I like it spooky 1866 01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:26,280 Is it spooky? No 1867 01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:27,280 Uh huh 1868 01:06:27,280 --> 01:06:28,280 Not spooky 1869 01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:30,280 Alright well as you can tell from the 1870 01:06:30,280 --> 01:06:31,280 He can Muhammad Ali 1871 01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:36,280 As you can tell from the sign of JJ's mouth being a gape 1872 01:06:36,280 --> 01:06:37,280 Yeah 1873 01:06:37,280 --> 01:06:39,280 I turned away from the mic dude 1874 01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:40,280 Jesus 1875 01:06:40,280 --> 01:06:41,280 Oh my goodness 1876 01:06:41,280 --> 01:06:42,280 Tired dude 1877 01:06:42,280 --> 01:06:43,280 You had five more minutes man 1878 01:06:43,280 --> 01:06:45,280 Yeah I'm locked in bro 1879 01:06:45,280 --> 01:06:48,280 Don't make me fucking call Jake dude 1880 01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:50,280 I will 1881 01:06:50,280 --> 01:06:51,280 You guys are gonna get him hurt 1882 01:06:51,280 --> 01:06:52,280 That's the goal 1883 01:06:52,280 --> 01:06:54,280 Cause he's gonna come over here 1884 01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:56,280 He's gonna hear this, he's gonna come over here and be like 1885 01:06:56,280 --> 01:06:58,280 Let's do it in the living room right now 1886 01:06:58,280 --> 01:07:00,280 And then I am not going to take it easy 1887 01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:02,280 And it's not gonna be his fault cause he did nothing wrong 1888 01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:04,280 He did nothing wrong but believe in himself 1889 01:07:04,280 --> 01:07:07,280 But you two have hyped him up to where I have to 1890 01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:09,280 I was just gonna lay him down lightly 1891 01:07:09,280 --> 01:07:11,280 I'm gonna slam him on his shit 1892 01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:13,280 You gotta hit him with the sweet chin music 1893 01:07:13,280 --> 01:07:15,280 Throw him through the glass door dude 1894 01:07:15,280 --> 01:07:17,280 You gotta Shawn Michaels him 1895 01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:21,280 So whenever he's hurting 1896 01:07:21,280 --> 01:07:23,280 He's talking about he has a new ailment 1897 01:07:23,280 --> 01:07:24,280 It's gonna be your fault 1898 01:07:24,280 --> 01:07:25,280 Yeah 1899 01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:26,280 I just don't underestimate anybody man 1900 01:07:26,280 --> 01:07:27,280 No you shouldn't underestimate 1901 01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:29,280 You are underestimating somebody 1902 01:07:29,280 --> 01:07:31,280 Oh I'm not underestimating anybody 1903 01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:32,280 I said you could get it too 1904 01:07:32,280 --> 01:07:33,280 Anybody could do it 1905 01:07:33,280 --> 01:07:34,280 So you say you want something too? 1906 01:07:34,280 --> 01:07:35,280 What you talking about? 1907 01:07:35,280 --> 01:07:38,280 I mean I could join 1908 01:07:38,280 --> 01:07:39,280 Make it a threesome 1909 01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:40,280 Yep 1910 01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:42,280 We're gonna do a threesome 1911 01:07:42,280 --> 01:07:44,280 Me, you and Jake 1912 01:07:44,280 --> 01:07:45,280 A threesome? 1913 01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:46,280 That sounds gay 1914 01:07:48,280 --> 01:07:49,280 And that's a problem 1915 01:07:49,280 --> 01:07:50,280 And that's a problem 1916 01:07:50,280 --> 01:07:51,280 What? 1917 01:07:51,280 --> 01:08:07,280 Alright that's how we did it 1918 01:08:21,280 --> 01:08:32,280 I fucking hate Scrappy Dude