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This week on clown college

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Because you see man, I had a great night we went to speak easier on Halloween

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I see you killed and you had a monster. Thank you. That's what I was a good night. That was a good night

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And I I decided, you know what well before it happened

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You know what I'm not driving my fans is driving. So let me get four shots of whiskey

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First time the first one I start off I walked up to her

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I said, let me get a double shot with some a little bit of ginger ale

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She just put a little tap in there and she was like you want to close your tab

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I was like, yeah, I'm not coming back. So then I leave I drink that and then I come back

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And I'm like, you know what fucking let me get a shot of whiskey

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So then I get a shot of whiskey and then I come back one more time

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I'm like, I know I said two times I was done

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but let me get one last shot of whiskey and I got one more shot of whiskey and

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Man, I went up there had a great time

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Then I went home. Uh-huh had a great time went to bed

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And now we'll go by three in the morning holding my chest

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Like finna die, I felt like we could do you don't understand like listen my chest was burning

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It felt like it felt like somebody was grabbing me. I every time I moved it got worse

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I like fell on the ground when the bathroom. I was just like praying like it was so bad

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It was like that type of pain that makes you like I would have been like I'm about to quit counting become a preacher

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Want to get better spirit of the world

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The whole night I was just begging. I was like, please like just please can't can this stop like I'm sorry like whatever

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I'll change my life

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I even walk up my girl like look here like can you help me? She's like, you know, you'll be fine

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I'm like you understand. I might be dying right now. And I'm sorry

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If I don't wake up you are like no, you don't and and then after that. Oh my gosh, dude

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It was for 130 all the way until 430. So I'm up all night just holding my chest

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Yeah, literally freaking out. Mm-hmm trying to like I'm just I'm just and then I started grunting the whole time

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It was so bad. I caught my mom. Why? Yeah

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Yeah, because she's at work. So I was like, hey, I feel like I might be dying

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And she was like, what are you talking about? Like my chest is burning. I'm hurting. I can't like I feel like it feels like a

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Fucking heart attack and I'm freaking out and she's like, okay. Hold on son. What did you eat today?

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I said just pizza

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Sushi and then I had some whiskey and shit. She's like, wait whiskey. I was like, yeah, she's like, that's what you get

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I have that feel feels good. I hope you enjoy that. That's what you need. You're junkie

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Then she's like, yeah, then she's like, you know what here's something on Google quick

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And then the next day like thankfully it went away away

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Welcome to clown college we have profound knowledge in many ways to elevate and make his own polish

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So if you want to hear a little honest you take song always to make it as a comic the stick around for a while

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If you're down to clown we got to guess right now just to show you

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Brandon actually caught on to it fast

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Look at that we're getting into the Cold War we just left the Korean War. Uh-huh. You about to have to be a

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No war you need to stop hanging out with Jake bro. Yeah

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What's your favorite era of history to study 1900s, okay? Okay?

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Well part of the 19 like that probably the early like probably around 30s 40s 30s and below 40s below. Yeah, that too

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That's boy down there

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40 and below 50s 60 what happened in the 20s. What big event what happened in 20s?

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Well, yeah, like the first movie that had talking it was called a jazz singer and then what else you had?

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Yeah, the great gasp he came out

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Mickey Mouse he popped up on the screen. They already it was originally I was wild but that you know that dick took it

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He was like fuck that

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explain

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Yeah, you remember in the studio. I don't know it's like a company's name was like Walter or something something man Disney

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He was Walt Disney

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And there was another guy no

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He was under somebody else's operation and the dude was like this

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He was I'm gonna give you this amount of money. He's like no, I'm not taking that much money

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So he was like, okay, I'm gonna take your character

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So then I was gone and he was like fuck now

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I gotta make a new character and he made this mouse. Oh

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And yeah, is that what uh, I heard people to say steamboat Willie. Yep, and that's who he was

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That's what that's how he was introduced cuz he's a

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Free

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License now or whatever. He's not copyrighted anymore because it's time. Yeah, so now public

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Yeah, that's right. Yeah, you can use them to do whatever you want. I've seen a few

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Flicks with him. Let's do a steamboat. Let's make a steamboat Willie live action. Yeah

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So this was the first ever Mickey Mouse cartoon. Yep right here sick dude. Yep in the original dude

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This is who it was gonna be if they didn't take it

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Oh, no, he bears a striking resemblance to somebody I'm not too fond of

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Oh, wow

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He's goofy as hell. He reminds me of what the fuck is that one down there that yeah, that's just fucking

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Reminds me of a

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What's that guy's name?

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Matt Groening's comic before the Simpsons, you know Matt Groening did like the Simpsons. Yeah, he had a comic before that

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That was a just like Matt Groening wrap. Yeah, Groening rabbit. God. How did it shouldn't

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Doesn't look like yeah, I guess it's just a rabbit. I guess that's it. Yeah, it looks

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What is this a condom?

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Yeah, it was like a comic I

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Think I don't remember right. Oh

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Condom

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So the form rabbit, that's cool. Yeah, I mean, you know, we all start somewhere. I like how they kept the same font though

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Speaking of that actually we heard like a song that was really good

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And I was like this could be the next best thing. What is it and I'll let you hear it right here

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I don't know if we could play really but you're gonna be your hot cheeto song

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It might even be a better than some two-paw

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What you'll see pop the first thing was deaf man attacked on a plane

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That's not I don't have tiktok. Yeah, let's go back

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Oh, I think I might have a follow-up video for this one goes how I think it might

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The fuck

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You can't plug your mom stuff on

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You too, I mean there's like a couple with that guy with the glasses

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Yeah, okay, we're gonna click on here. We'll go to videos man. Oh there it is

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Okay, okay now, okay, now

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Sound like world into water

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Branding kind of likes it

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Damn, dude, have you ever have you ever heard a seagull?

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Brooks and Dunn's alright

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Also, like it goes viral on partying maestro oca Leila epa yadani song

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And in English that means little baby

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No, not real no the mic back home. Yeah, I had to keep asking but are we going right now?

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Can you search I think you'll be able to play this is he gonna shred

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The thing is I haven't cougled this before he's gonna shred it. Yeah, sure. What oh

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Nah, it's it's an Instagram post is what I'm

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Let me click on images maybe my favorite video right now, but of course it's in my favorite on Instagram

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I don't know if it's gonna be this is all just this makes me seem gay, but

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Thanks Charlie for agreeing to be on the party

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We're done being gay what's going on

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Hey, so I can't get us there anymore. That's a election season, huh?

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And so who do you think's gonna win now who you voting for but who you think's gonna win? I?

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Don't you see I don't focus enough on it to know so you don't you don't just it's like a bad like it like it's yeah

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I know we got Trump or

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How you say it yeah, yeah, Kamala

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Kamala I really I have no clue. I don't I've heard it's like the punctuation

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I don't come a lot, but I like to Kamala. Oh come on. Okay now that helped me out

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Mnemonic device

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You would know how to use the comma

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It's like it's looking the odds are looking pretty

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Big right now for Trump with all this advertisement and stuff

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He's doing but then again when I think about it

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It could be a way to make people think that he's like really going up look at all this advertising

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I got all these people down with me. That means you guys are gonna vote for me

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But who knows you know Kamala might overcome yeah on the top at the end

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So you saying it's like a fourth quarter comeback right now. Yeah, so it's anybody's ball game

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Hell yeah, dude, you know I have when I drive around town

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I see those electronic billboards. Yeah, and I keep seeing like everywhere on those it just says vote Republican

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It doesn't even say Trump just you know, that's the strategy. I mean that's the only way Republicans win

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Well, it's because it before it was thinking on the reputation

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Well, before it was the only people saying vote were Democrats because they knew more voters meant more likely to get Democrats

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but then the Republicans lost last time around not just a

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Not just in presidential but a good number of other races and then they realized oh shit

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We have to do a get out the vote thing to in order to get some votes. I only know this shit

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Cuz I worked at a or for a canvassing

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Organization last year which was or not last year. I don't know a few years ago

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It was George's governor race and it was honestly one of my favorite jobs because I just walked around knocking on people's door

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Nobody comes to the door. So you knock you just walk around these like nice neighborhoods and tell them to vote

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And they paid like like $18 an hour on today

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Yeah, they were paying like because people were pouring money into the state because they knew Georgia might flip and

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The thing was it said it was like a nonpartisan

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Company, but like if you went up the chain, it was it was Democrat

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But God these people in these neighborhoods hated it because like I would literally go to the door and there'd be like five different door hangers from

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Like the last canvassers to come around

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So it's very annoying to these people because they were just like in the swing state or the swing area or whatever

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Do you ever have to go to rough neighborhood? Yeah, I went to some refer ones. They don't

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I don't know why I'm laughing

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I we know what he meant

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What he I

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Guess I wish there was like more so they did not mess with what I hate

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I was fine with walking around from place to place every now and then they wanted you to set up a table and

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You know that just I don't know why but that's where it's like defending a castle versus being on the move

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And I did not like to think the only time I ever ran into anything was it was like I was outside of a Walmart

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And it was an old white guy and he was like I was registering people to vote right and he was like oh you can just

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You just registered a vote and I was like, yeah, you can just I'll do it right here if you're not and then he and then he's like

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What did he say?

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He said he's like he's like oh so anybody can just come up and do this and I'm like yeah, dude

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That's how it work like and he's like so if I was some illegal immigrant blah blah blah and I'm like yeah

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I guess I don't know man. My job is just have you fill out the paper. They decide later whether it's like a good or bad

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Thio and I said I accidentally went I went whether it's a good or bad ballot and he went so you have ballots and I went no

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no, I don't have ballots I have been the voter registration car and

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Yeah, he got all mad at me and I got mad at we yelled at each other it caused a scene in front of Walmart

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Hell yeah, and I folded up my table and I shoved it in the trunk

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And then I had to buy some stuff from Walmart so I walked in and he was in there

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We like ran into each other again and just didn't say anything

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Just so you know I drive a Jeep Patriot. Yeah, I

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Might be a liberal but

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Don't know dude. I you can go online and see if you're registered to vote. I didn't know you could do that

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Yeah, I am registered to vote bro. I think I am I just I'm not gonna stand in line, bro

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Be honest with you. I'm not doing that. I love Emma doesn't have early voting is very annoying cuz like I

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Don't want to stand in line either and yeah in Georgia

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You could just I mean you could have gone like two weeks ago and just do it. You can so felt

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Yeah, yeah, and nobody's there because if you go a month before the election

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Nobody's even thinking about it. So you just walk up and do it. It's no problem. What's go see what the score is right now

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Some polls we have cuz I know you can bet on it because it won't stop popping up on my fucking Twitter

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Oh, yeah, you can talk about a lot of betting ads dude

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It's like betting on everything you can bet on everything. I saw I got an ad that said you can bet on when Dom's heart is gonna give out

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Would take the under

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Wow, okay, let's see and this is all from early voting or this just pull

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Oh, it's just what I don't think they count the I don't know

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All right, so it looks like it's split

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Whoa, whoa, why does main have three different?

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Pie charts, dude. Yeah, really though

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That is weird because they do all right. I've noticed this before some of the states are

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Man, I don't know. I'm trying to tackle this some of the state. It's like Maine and Iowa

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You'll see on election night on the map. They have like inner

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Cortiles or like they have like intersections that go differently. Isn't Iowa a big deal like yeah, I think I was yet Iowa

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Cockets. I don't know what I just know the term. I've heard the term. Yeah. Yeah

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This is where you should get all your election news from

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To Trump's one in Florida seven zero

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Why the hell is it Maine and Nebraska the ones that are splitting up into multiple like y'all who that that's not yeah

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That I'm not bad not Iowa. It's Nebraska. Yeah, it's like some weird

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But all the gather they got what five yet for

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Texas of course

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Damn Kansas. All right, so you've seen the numbers. What you got if you had to make a prediction

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This will be out the day before election. Do you want my honest? Yeah, this is gonna be on Monday. Yeah

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Oh, I think probably I think Kamala will win

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But I mean I don't care. No, just this is just strictly not who you think I'm gonna win because I think I think the powers

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The powers that be that I mean Trump's just to you would think that yeah, like he like if he's the president

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It's gonna be four years. It's just like shit is going on every day every day

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Not having shit going on every day like it's been more chill

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Which is nice because people were freaking out from 2016 to 2020 and it culminated in the fucking pandemic and it was just

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It was intense. Yeah, yeah, I guess I mean not for me, but anytime I interacted with anybody else

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If I had to guess I'm saying she wins big to me too. I think be think you'd be landslide Victor

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I do think is gonna be he's because he lost his fastball and it should have been over with this

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Because I'm thinking if you're thinking about it from a sports perspective. I mean when he got shut

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We should when he got shot in the ear

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That's like the only way that the other team can win is if they get an onsite's kick. Yeah, you know, I mean, right?

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That's the only way that and then they did they did get the onsite kid when they switch the combo

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And they got an onsite that's actually a fantastic analogy and it's like I didn't mean because it was you

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What's the gray area

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Did y'all have y'all see yeah, but like what is that?

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It's just other whether it's independence or

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Libertarians have y'all seen the Alabama ballot like the local ballot

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It's just funny because I counted it there was a

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23 things to vote on like positions and and out of the 23 things only two of them had Democrats

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Most of them are just uncontested Republicans or two Republicans, but yet six of them had libertarians

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So there's more libertarians here than there are Democrats. Yeah, that's pretty funny

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I I mean it as a supporter of third parties. I want to be into it

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Usually the libertarians are a little crazy, but like I don't know these guys. Maybe they're all right and ladies, but so

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What that you're telling us right now Charlie is that Brandon's running from office next time Brandon you could run with you

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Could already yeah, I'm good. What do you mean?

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You're gonna run running for president. No, you can't run for president

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You could be like corner. You could go local. Yeah, you'd be corner cop troller cop troller damn that. Yeah

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Is that the one you pulled out at work yesterday? That's a really good. I was so surprised that he knew what a comptroller was

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I know I do what I know I say honestly

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I can't tell you what it is, but it's just the fact that exists you could do it. Yeah, you'd be like the mage

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Yeah, man, I gotta see it first

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game game warden

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game or

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I think it is a lot more so it's a lot more than two game or yeah, like yeah game or man game or man. Yeah, you

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Basically go tell drunk people fishing to knock it off and you got to talk to a lot of Asian people about the small-ass fish that they have

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Fucking like freezer or whatever. Yeah, dude. It's I mean that is literally yeah

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No, they have to do little shit like we saw I think we saw the one day at work

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Maybe you weren't there, but they by that creek or river or whatever they

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Wanted the game not the warden, but like somebody under him

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Like stopped all these Mexican people must be in like a can't fish here. You know like a license. Yeah. No, yeah

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Yeah, just like Pascale

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But you get like a certain like if you're a hunter you get a certain amount of tags

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Right, you can't kill in certain seasons and if it's not above a certain size you can't kill it or keep it or whatever

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So you can do that you down. We'll make we'll do all the promotion for it

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We'll get you on TV. You could talk to the good people of Alabama Huntsville. We get you a hat

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Mm-hmm. What kind of hat what kind do you want?

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What's gonna be your look for you it's gonna have to be a 10 gallon

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Yeah, yeah, you want slacks to the feather on the side? Oh, yeah, sure velvet or fish and hook in the front

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With the feather

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Fishing brandon no, no, I mean I went fishing one time. But I catch anything no no, I mean

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No, somebody try to get me to hold it. I don't want to hold it too

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I got that

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The fish like I had one friend grab it you freaked out like boom boy, bitch and throw it back in the water

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Probably fucked it up. I hope he didn't I don't know if you're supposed to throw fish in the water. No, that's fine

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I love the water. So you can slam them in the water. No, I mean, yeah, I don't know if you go for a slam

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That's a very popular trend on Instagram

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We're respectful fishermen. We like put the fish back right and there's a certain way you do it

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And then there's other people and then let it go if you like wiggle its mouth or something to get it to go through the gills

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It started up. Okay, and then some people like we're respectful fishermen. They just fucking throw it as far as

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the water

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Fishing is that weird line of like people don't really give a foot nobody's going after fishing

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Nobody cares. I don't know

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This is weird land supremacy

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No

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Yeah, it's recording. Okay, I don't see any color on it right now. Okay. Thank you for the light

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I just didn't see no light. I was like, what the hell?

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We're on air dude

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We don't see light don't look towards it. It's not your time. Yeah

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Yeah, not yet. Are you famished? Famished. What do you mean? Hungry hungry? No, why not dude?

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I almost died last night. What happened?

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Cuz you see man, I had a great night. We went to speak easy on Halloween. I see you killed a monster. Thank you

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Yeah, that was a good night. That was a good night

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And I I decided you know what well before it happened

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I was like, you know what I'm not driving my fans is driving. So let me get four shots of whiskey

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First time the first one I start off. I walked up to her

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I said, let me get a double shot with some a little bit of ginger ale

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She just put a little tap in there and she was like you want to close your tab? I was like, yeah

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I'm not coming back. So then I leave I drink that and then I come back and I'm like, you know, I fucking

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Let me get a shot of whiskey. So then I get a shot of whiskey and then I come back one more time

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I'm like, I know I said two times I was done

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but let me get one last shot of whiskey and I got one more shot of whiskey and

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Man, I went up there had a great time

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Then I went home. Uh-huh had a great time went to bed

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And then I woke up at like three in the morning holding my chest

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Like finna die, I felt like because dude, you don't understand like listen my chest was burning

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It felt like it felt like somebody was grabbing me. I every time I moved to got worse

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I like fell on the ground when the bathroom. I was just like praying like it was so bad

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It was like that type of pain that makes you like I would have been like I'm about to quit counting become a preacher

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I want to get better spirit of the world. Yeah, I was like the whole night. I was I was just begging

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I was like, please like just please can't can this stop like I'm sorry like whatever I did

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I'll change my life. Yeah

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Look here like can you help me? She's like, you know, you'll be fine. I'm like you understand

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I might be dying right now, and I'm sorry

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If I don't wake up you are I'm like, no, you know

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And and then after that, oh my gosh, dude, it was for 130 all the way until 430

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So I'm up all night just holding my chest. Yeah, literally freaking out. Mm-hmm trying to like I'm just I'm just and then I started

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Grunting the whole time. It was so bad. I called my mom

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Yeah, because she's at work

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So I was like, hey, I feel like I might be dying and she was like, what are you talking about?

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Like my chest is burning. I'm hurting. I can't like I feel like it feels like a fucking heart attack

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And I'm freaking out and she's like, okay. Hold on son. What did you eat today? I said just pizza

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Sushi and then I had some whiskey and she's like, wait whiskey. I was like, yeah, she's like, that's what you get

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I have that feel feels good. I hope you enjoy that. That's what you need your junkie

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Then she's like, yeah, and then she's like, you know what here's something on Google click

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And then the next day like thankfully it went away. No, but then I had like war boy ass hiccups

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I'm still getting little flashes and stuff man. Dude. I had

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How four shots Wow five. No, it's probably I could've been these five. No, okay

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It could have been how quick I drunk it or something, but I was help. Yeah, did you take some tombs?

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I did and it didn't help it didn't help and then I even took some pep talk bimbo that didn't help

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You drink some water. Yes. I didn't help either

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Bismol then I went down and tried to find bacon so there was no bacon

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Wiping his tears

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Do bacon soda is what what helps you put in water?

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And there was nothing he's fucking 90 years old

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Wow like almost died last night dang did you ever try I feel like I feel like you might innately be a propped up sleeper

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You give me propped up sleeper energy much like this guy

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TV and try to fight the pain man, man

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Man, it was hard. Did you try that? Did you try sleeping? I tried but soon as I laid down it got way worse

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I wouldn't have a like lay down, but you get enough pillows that you're like kind of upright. I tried you tried it

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And still whatever I did it hurt and I just kept on like I was like man, this might be it

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Oh my this is like I was like this might be a heart attack. I can't believe this. I'm 21 years old already

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Three hour heart attack

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My family was like that's what happens man. Black people can't have whiskey. You need brandy

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brandy. Oh

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This might be a thing. I've always wondered why why people like sweeter drinks so much more. I can't handle brandy

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It's too much. Yeah, it's too sweet. Yeah, yeah, sure. You know what brandy is like ergon jerk

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I thought that was like a fruit wine. Well brandy cognac is kind of sweet too

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Uh, can yeah

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That's what we all that's what we always have the sugar. That's hennessey, isn't it? Yeah

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Or like a bright like mixed mixed drinks. Yeah, I've watched the NBA finals. Yeah

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I've seen that

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The LeBron hennessey, did you see that?

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Oh people are like I need LeBron inside of me. They were freaking out on social media

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It's like the Gatorade ads, but he's sweating drop it hennessey

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Damn, but I just like imagine branding propped up in the bed. It's like

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And you know what?

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Fuck it. I'll send you a picture right here. This is me like lily like you see me

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I'm in the fat albums who hold my chest

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You never take it all

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I did when I got home. I'm just talking about this picture that that picture is what I look like at 3 a.m

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Prop up on the bed just begging for my life

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Why she's just trying to sleep. Yeah that whiskey heartburn

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That sounds like a very shitty country song. Yeah, that's yeah, it does it does

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The best hennessey ad would be a

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Uh, was a shannon sharp sex tape. No drink hennessey. You'll plow like this man

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Yeah, that was a crazy thing to do to be fair. I didn't actually see it. I'm just using

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He was giving that young man a hard time. Yeah

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You saw it down. You leave uncle long. Yeah. Yeah, I saw what you could only hear

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Yeah, he can hear it. He did it good like he even owned up to it too, man. Remember that?

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Yeah, he owned up to it. He was like, hell, yeah, I did that and you saw I did it good on this camera

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And they were all like hell. Yeah, you did man. Whatever that is good

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They can be tough to own up on some of the sex stages or when asap rockies came out and everybody was

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Oh, yeah, they it was kind of weak. I mean like if we're if we're given scores. Yeah

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I didn't know he had a sex date. That sucks. They did and they were clowning him bad hard. Yeah. Yeah

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Oh, shit with the bed. He did that. That's the one with rihanna. Rihanna. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think it was with her

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It was before well, it might have been while he was with her, but it was from before her

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Oh, okay. Yeah, it was just a lady with a fat ass

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Yeah, so that's good for him, but

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But yeah, it it looked it looked a little weak, which is all right. I mean, I I tend that's how I tend to perform

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I think it's actually better

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I mean everybody's so focused on this myth of the female orgasm, you know, and it's like when are we gonna get over this?

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Right. It's tired. It's tired. It's heck. Let's stop. Hey, there

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It's heck. It is hack. Yeah

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Oh, you say you you say you have to deliver. Yes

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Like

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You know, no, yeah, what was that to finish that? Yeah, I said, yeah, just like Santa Claus. We deliver in presents

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Oh, yeah, it's doing good on Christmas. I know what you're saying going down that chimney. Uh, uh, yeah

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I'm doing something under the tree. Yeah

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Yeah, the jingle bells. What's the chimney something between the target? You don't know what a chimney is. No, I know what a chimney is

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I'm saying what's the chimney?

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I'm just double checking and there's metaphor. I was like, what's the metaphor of it? To be fair?

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I don't know which hole is the chimney

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I'm like a chimney is long

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And then you have a chimney to flat

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Then you have a chimney to just open so I'm like it could be either one. It could be anything

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It could be a if we're metaphorically talking about sex stuff. It could be, you know, the the dick. Yeah

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It can be uh, it could be uh, the vagina

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It could be it can't be the ass. I'm gonna go off that. It's the ass. Yeah, because

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Yeah, the soot and the smoke coming out of it's like gas coming out of it. You know, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah

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Doesn't smell bad. That's where you're at

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That's where I'm at backdoor delivery

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Hey, it's a backdoor man

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Well

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Could be you you know, queef out of your ass. Yeah

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No queefing

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You guys ever fart out your dick what I'm kidding. That's just how it don't

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But if you did it'd be like elephant drunk

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That was scared the hell out of me, man. I couldn't do it

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Brandon would cry. He would cry. He would cry. You know what I'm saying now one day and they do that call from like oh, shit

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That means he's dying man. That's it

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Mama just farted out of my dick

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That's why you need to go to church

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Dude, that's it. You need to get back in church

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Man, I might have the last time

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You on the damn phone too much, Brandon

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What you in the bathroom for, man? Uh-huh. Yep

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Hey, you know what you do it what?

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In the bathroom knocking around man. I'm taking a shit handling business. Yeah, that's all you're doing

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You ever killed two birds with one stone? Oh, that's a good question. Have you? Oh, yeah, dude every young man

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Oh, but you mean like take a shit and then jerk off. Yeah. Yeah at the same time though

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I mean, I mean, I like why it's coming out before you before you wiping it out. I'll be overstimulated for sure

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Yeah, I I think there's an argument there that it is gay to shit and jerk off at the exact same time

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Yeah, no, no, like I'm saying while it's coming out. Oh, yeah

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Well, you can't do that. You can't no bike a focus that hard. No, I mean, I don't I don't it's like trying to pat your head

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Sure, but yes, I've definitely gotten a hemorrhoid from that

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I have it. I'm hemorrhoid free thus far, but oh good job. Yeah, thank you. I'm sure

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If it's impossible to like

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Take a shit and like piss, you know, like you always piss while you're taking a shit

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You might not be able to release semen while you're in the process of shitting like actively shitting

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How are you saying you can't piss while you shit? No, I'm saying you you can only piss while you shit

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I can I can I can not piss but the body wants the body

416
00:33:48,020 --> 00:33:52,180
Typically wants the body wants it. Yeah, I don't know. I'm leaving the maximum release

417
00:33:52,420 --> 00:33:56,420
I should have a weird thing. I have to I think maybe that kind of stopped for me at a certain point

418
00:33:56,500 --> 00:33:58,580
And now I have to uh after I shit

419
00:33:59,300 --> 00:34:02,820
And I wipe and everything I've explained this to one of y'all before but

420
00:34:04,020 --> 00:34:06,980
I'm done and then I have to get up and turn around and pee

421
00:34:07,380 --> 00:34:08,580
I have to be after I shit

422
00:34:08,580 --> 00:34:09,220
That's insane

423
00:34:09,220 --> 00:34:13,860
Because if I don't if I don't the next time like I'll leave the bathroom the next time I sit down

424
00:34:14,260 --> 00:34:18,340
A little pee will come out like it'll like shoot out like just a little bit of pee. Yeah

425
00:34:18,500 --> 00:34:20,500
So I always think about whatever I want in the chain

426
00:34:21,220 --> 00:34:24,580
I always think about when I'm shitting while we're talking about shitting. I did have this one thought

427
00:34:25,460 --> 00:34:30,020
All right, nice. Anyways, the mic didn't pick that up, but I farted on cue. Thank you very much

428
00:34:30,020 --> 00:34:34,260
Thank you for not picking up the mic and doing that. Yeah, then I wanted to fart into it, but I was like the next

429
00:34:34,260 --> 00:34:41,460
Yes, this is why you got to have your pants down to sit down. I'm talking about what you mean

430
00:34:41,460 --> 00:34:43,460
You immediately got defensive. He's like what?

431
00:34:44,020 --> 00:34:46,500
What? Of course that makes sense. You talking about like that?

432
00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:48,500
You got to have your pants down to sit down, dude

433
00:34:54,180 --> 00:34:58,820
You care to explain that? I was talking about like when you use the Russian key remember how we were talking about

434
00:34:58,820 --> 00:35:00,820
Yeah, you got to take your pants off

435
00:35:00,820 --> 00:35:06,980
Like having another you can have it all the way down. Yeah. Why are you shitting? He's saying a pee. He's saying a pee

436
00:35:06,980 --> 00:35:08,980
Yeah, he's saying a pee. That's what I'm talking about

437
00:35:08,980 --> 00:35:10,980
You fart when you pee? No

438
00:35:10,980 --> 00:35:14,100
No, that's not what I'm talking about. Then what do you do? Are you trying to wear all the way to the ground too? Yes

439
00:35:15,540 --> 00:35:22,020
Of course, that's what kind of foolish question is that dude. Why would he have his pants around his ankles and his underwear around his thigh?

440
00:35:22,020 --> 00:35:24,020
I don't know what that slips and gets on my pants. I'm good

441
00:35:26,740 --> 00:35:28,740
And your shirt's be so short too though

442
00:35:28,740 --> 00:35:34,420
Yeah, thankfully I got it up great. You would never get anything on your shirt though. Yeah, that's good

443
00:35:34,820 --> 00:35:36,820
But thankfully I got the size up now. So

444
00:35:37,380 --> 00:35:43,380
Let's come up. I'm talking about the shirts. We've been praying for you. Thank you. XL. XL. Yep

445
00:35:43,460 --> 00:35:47,460
You've been wearing mediums there for a while, but you're large large dark ages. Yep

446
00:35:48,420 --> 00:35:54,340
We're gonna grow back in them largest too. Watch. Uh-huh grow back in them. Yeah, I mean my bad shrink bag until I'm gonna

447
00:35:54,340 --> 00:36:00,820
Yeah, one night. We don't we don't we don't get it Brandon. Are you all gonna understand anything? That sounds it's going a journey

448
00:36:00,820 --> 00:36:07,300
You ready to go journey? Yeah, let's go in there after tomorrow. You know, you got this big match. Well big bear has this big

449
00:36:10,900 --> 00:36:12,900
Yeah, it's gonna be

450
00:36:13,620 --> 00:36:19,860
How do I feel I'm very excited. Okay any nervousness or just pure excited. Have you been practicing at all?

451
00:36:19,860 --> 00:36:24,740
No, I got nobody to practice with we practice for a little bit. Yeah, we did do that little step

452
00:36:24,900 --> 00:36:28,580
Hey, we could practice with you telling me you haven't hit Athena with a stunner yet

453
00:36:28,820 --> 00:36:30,820
No, and then my friend

454
00:36:31,140 --> 00:36:37,380
Nathan who uh, when I was a kid, we were like Russell Elmos and shit and jump off of beds. He's not down there. So

455
00:36:38,740 --> 00:36:40,740
You lost your grappling buddy. Yeah

456
00:36:41,140 --> 00:36:46,100
Exactly. You could beat jakes ass. Yeah, please do it. He needs it. God damn it. Does he need it?

457
00:36:46,100 --> 00:36:49,060
Hey, can we talk about Brandon

458
00:36:49,780 --> 00:36:55,060
Hitting that fucking three during the game? Oh my god. Yeah, first of all red team

459
00:36:55,540 --> 00:36:58,900
Let's fucking go. Yeah, you guys lost bad, but I'm sorry. Yeah

460
00:36:59,700 --> 00:37:04,900
I won the war because because Brandon was making baskets. I was running around a lot to no avail

461
00:37:04,980 --> 00:37:07,140
I was making nothing happen, but Brandon

462
00:37:07,620 --> 00:37:12,900
Put at least at least a couple in I would like to just in one game. I would like to say disclaimer

463
00:37:13,700 --> 00:37:15,220
uh

464
00:37:15,220 --> 00:37:17,940
This was the second game and I was already tired

465
00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:20,500
excuses, dude

466
00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:23,060
absolute excuses okay not to mention your weight

467
00:37:26,180 --> 00:37:31,460
It's the second game we play but to be fair we have played a total of 10 minutes of basketball

468
00:37:32,020 --> 00:37:34,020
Up until that point

469
00:37:34,180 --> 00:37:36,740
It's not like we played an hour game and like

470
00:37:37,940 --> 00:37:39,940
I was tired though

471
00:37:40,660 --> 00:37:42,660
Nobody's debating that

472
00:37:42,660 --> 00:37:48,020
At one point of contingency. I don't even want to see the footage because I know I just have my hands on my hips like a

473
00:37:48,420 --> 00:37:53,300
No, you were just standing under the goal the entire time. There was never a time job was not under the goal

474
00:37:54,180 --> 00:37:57,940
Which was a good strategy. I'll say y'all got a lot more rebounds. That's bully breaded out there

475
00:37:58,660 --> 00:38:02,420
But hey, but brandy got that shot. He hit that wet well. He did he did twice twice

476
00:38:02,580 --> 00:38:07,460
Yeah, twice from far out one was I mean really far the one that you made that was completely fair

477
00:38:07,540 --> 00:38:09,540
Yeah, because the first one I had found uh

478
00:38:09,540 --> 00:38:14,660
Bryce or somebody right before and jack our referee didn't call shit. Did not call any

479
00:38:14,660 --> 00:38:18,900
He's a good man. Yeah, this is a sport. Yeah, this is basketball. Let those boys play

480
00:38:20,580 --> 00:38:23,620
But yeah, that next one brand ahead that was beautiful. Yeah, that had me hype

481
00:38:23,780 --> 00:38:30,260
Like you had that you had the guy who opened up the building height too. He was standing there like watching through the cracks of the door

482
00:38:30,260 --> 00:38:32,260
Yeah, he was

483
00:38:32,580 --> 00:38:34,580
You know, yeah

484
00:38:34,580 --> 00:38:36,580
That was coach p

485
00:38:36,580 --> 00:38:40,020
Yeah, I was like I need to start flicking my wrist. So I went to octopus

486
00:38:40,020 --> 00:38:42,660
I went back to the gym that I used to go to when I was a kid

487
00:38:42,980 --> 00:38:44,820
The whole snap is brandy. I was like, yep

488
00:38:45,460 --> 00:38:49,380
And I went in there and I was all by myself just shooting shots all day. Can you wait? Really?

489
00:38:49,380 --> 00:38:53,860
When did you do that? I was like the day before really? Okay. So you were warming up came in a hot

490
00:38:53,940 --> 00:38:59,380
I also trained dude. You did you did four hours that same day four acts. That was a mistake. That might have been a little much

491
00:38:59,460 --> 00:39:02,340
I was thinking that when you said I don't think you would have changed the outcome by much

492
00:39:02,580 --> 00:39:04,900
But that was a mistake, bro. I just recovered

493
00:39:04,900 --> 00:39:10,900
Yeah, yesterday. I was finally like my legs didn't feel like shit. Oh, wow. We're back to my big toes. Yeah

494
00:39:11,540 --> 00:39:15,940
My mistake was I was practicing on like an eight foot goal. So I was like god damn. Am I good?

495
00:39:16,900 --> 00:39:18,900
I'm like I'm like dunk on these guys

496
00:39:20,020 --> 00:39:24,980
That was brandy good shit. Thank you. Yeah proud of you. You're way better than I thought then that they made you out to be

497
00:39:24,980 --> 00:39:27,700
I told you I was gonna get this is the best. We said he was the best

498
00:39:27,700 --> 00:39:30,020
And then I tell you the defense was good. Well, that didn't happen

499
00:39:31,540 --> 00:39:33,540
That's why we lost but

500
00:39:33,540 --> 00:39:35,540
I

501
00:39:35,540 --> 00:39:40,420
You actually did you had an offensive master class. Yeah, I did zero offense all the events you had all offense

502
00:39:40,420 --> 00:39:46,100
You were on fire, bro. NBA Jam style. Hell. Yeah. Hell. Yeah. Hell. Yeah. And what'd you win?

503
00:39:46,740 --> 00:39:54,020
$100. Hmm. What'd you do with that? Spending on? Spending on life. Yeah. Yeah, that whiskey check had to run you up

504
00:39:54,340 --> 00:39:57,140
So yeah four shots of whiskey and straight there at uh,

505
00:39:57,700 --> 00:40:00,900
He's shot at the speakeasy at least like $35. Yeah

506
00:40:00,900 --> 00:40:07,220
Yeah, 30 30 and all it was only 30 and all I think it was like 30. Yeah, because I got a double for 15. I think

507
00:40:07,380 --> 00:40:11,620
Yeah, there should be seven. They were just giving you like the bar mat juice. Yeah

508
00:40:12,500 --> 00:40:13,700
Maybe

509
00:40:13,700 --> 00:40:15,700
That's probably why I had that heart attack

510
00:40:15,860 --> 00:40:18,420
Yeah, probably dude. You should see that killed

511
00:40:20,100 --> 00:40:22,100
You guys start going to doctor like pat

512
00:40:22,580 --> 00:40:24,580
Damn, he asked me for information

513
00:40:25,060 --> 00:40:28,900
For a doctor? Yeah information. Well, don't you go to the va though?

514
00:40:28,900 --> 00:40:33,060
Oh, oh, so you're like, yeah, you just need to go serve and then I got you

515
00:40:33,940 --> 00:40:36,820
Yeah, I I have a sneaking suspicion. He wouldn't pass

516
00:40:38,820 --> 00:40:43,460
But never say never we see pat pull up in a charger

517
00:40:44,580 --> 00:40:46,900
Whatever the fuck the car is I got in guys

518
00:40:51,140 --> 00:40:53,940
Oh, shit, you got you guys hungry though, man

519
00:40:54,820 --> 00:40:56,020
Yeah

520
00:40:56,020 --> 00:40:58,020
Where's the good place to go?

521
00:40:58,020 --> 00:41:01,620
Good place to go. You're trying to plug an ad right now. Oh what urban cookout?

522
00:41:01,940 --> 00:41:05,620
Be more subtle about it. I knew it was something and the clock was ticking. How's that?

523
00:41:05,780 --> 00:41:11,060
Oh, wait, we just talked about it. It's about place. I went to that y'all suggested to me. That was really good. Yeah

524
00:41:12,740 --> 00:41:14,740
Yeah

525
00:41:14,820 --> 00:41:16,820
Yeah, was it uh

526
00:41:16,900 --> 00:41:18,900
I'm this is my guess here

527
00:41:19,060 --> 00:41:21,060
Urban cook out

528
00:41:21,060 --> 00:41:27,540
Oh, yeah, I took my whole family there. Hell. Yeah, we went there the other day. Let's check it out. It was really good

529
00:41:30,580 --> 00:41:33,620
Dang man, is that your stomach dude? I'm so hungry

530
00:41:34,180 --> 00:41:36,020
Feel you man. I'm starving

531
00:41:36,020 --> 00:41:42,580
If only there was a unique local eatery offering affordable pricing and unique twist on your favorite classics. Yeah

532
00:41:43,540 --> 00:41:48,100
Hey, hey, look. Do you say you wanted some affordable food? That's also a classic

533
00:41:48,100 --> 00:41:53,540
What I'm gonna tell you a new place called urban cook house man. It's amazing. It's like at white'sburg grime

534
00:41:53,620 --> 00:41:56,980
It's real nearby. We should go right now. Yeah. Yeah

535
00:41:57,860 --> 00:41:59,860
How long you been back there?

536
00:41:59,860 --> 00:42:01,860
A long time

537
00:42:01,860 --> 00:42:05,860
Yeah

538
00:42:15,140 --> 00:42:20,500
Urban cook house with his great staff great prices great environment and most importantly

539
00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:31,940
Great food come down the data urban cook house. We can have a family friendly time and even more at white'sburg drive

540
00:42:50,500 --> 00:42:52,500
My dad come back

541
00:42:57,380 --> 00:43:01,220
All right, we're back nice. Yeah, well done smooth

542
00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:04,900
Go check it out. No, but I did try it. It was really good

543
00:43:06,100 --> 00:43:09,700
It's good. We get it catered at work all the time white women love

544
00:43:10,340 --> 00:43:16,580
Whatever that broccoli salad is broccoli salad is a great meal, dude. Dang. Yeah, apparently broccoli is uh

545
00:43:17,140 --> 00:43:19,300
Especially raw broccoli like that in a brawley salad

546
00:43:19,300 --> 00:43:22,660
Uh, my bad. I'm ruining the plug here

547
00:43:23,460 --> 00:43:27,780
But I have had that it was really good, but apparently raw broccoli is like the number one thing people choke on

548
00:43:28,420 --> 00:43:31,860
Uh, because because two people choked at it at a my girlfriend's workplace

549
00:43:31,940 --> 00:43:35,940
And then they were like looking it up and that's like the number one thing people choke on is raw broccoli

550
00:43:36,180 --> 00:43:42,100
Well, first of all, the only people that eat broccoli salad are women and they're too busy fucking yapping to the food

551
00:43:43,380 --> 00:43:45,380
Yeah, that's true. Just kidding

552
00:43:45,380 --> 00:43:47,380
Grab them

553
00:43:48,100 --> 00:43:50,100
Yep, we are it's not true

554
00:43:50,580 --> 00:43:52,020
Is that true?

555
00:43:52,020 --> 00:43:55,460
Well, I first I did but then we all were joking. I was like, yeah, we joking

556
00:43:56,580 --> 00:44:02,180
So we are uh, the some sometimes you have to slap Athena in the mouth when she talks too much. No, oh my gosh

557
00:44:03,460 --> 00:44:09,780
But do you ever think about it? No, no, that's good. We don't hit people man. Yeah, you shouldn't you never should

558
00:44:09,860 --> 00:44:11,860
But we said use the people

559
00:44:12,020 --> 00:44:14,020
We don't hit any women

560
00:44:14,020 --> 00:44:16,020
That's great. That's a jake

561
00:44:16,900 --> 00:44:19,060
Heaven's sanyos just pops up from the dead

562
00:44:20,260 --> 00:44:23,700
Every girlfriend that I've ever known jake to have could beat him up

563
00:44:24,580 --> 00:44:27,140
1000% oh, yeah, he would hate to hear that

564
00:44:27,780 --> 00:44:33,620
I know he would yeah, he would definitely blow his fucking top. He'd be he's insanely weak for his size

565
00:44:35,060 --> 00:44:38,500
I mean to be fair, he he did get that bar up

566
00:44:38,500 --> 00:44:43,220
No, the time that we had a hundred bar a hundred pounds on the bar. He did he did curl it

567
00:44:43,540 --> 00:44:48,820
I mean half the weight was no longer on it by the time that he got it up, but he did get it up

568
00:44:49,380 --> 00:44:53,620
Uh, I believe is that is that clip in the intro? No, you actually curling it's in the intro. Yeah

569
00:44:53,860 --> 00:44:55,860
That would be on instagram so yeah

570
00:44:56,180 --> 00:44:58,180
Oh, yeah

571
00:44:58,260 --> 00:45:03,780
To be fair, I have to throw this disclaimer out there. Jake will be very upset. He did have an inner ear infection

572
00:45:03,780 --> 00:45:08,820
Oh, that is true. That's true. Yeah, that makes all the difference. It does. That's why that is

573
00:45:09,380 --> 00:45:12,980
That's why he wasn't doing good at badminton either

574
00:45:13,380 --> 00:45:17,220
It affects your strength your coordination your intelligence your everything is

575
00:45:17,700 --> 00:45:21,540
Night vision. I had an inner ear infection once couldn't get hard for a month

576
00:45:22,180 --> 00:45:25,620
Really? Yeah. Yeah, even the gay porn. So

577
00:45:27,860 --> 00:45:29,860
Brandon doesn't like Charlie anymore

578
00:45:31,460 --> 00:45:33,140
That's good

579
00:45:33,140 --> 00:45:38,980
Man, watch it. You watch it. No. No, I'm not being like now, but no

580
00:45:39,300 --> 00:45:41,300
Well, you kind of were like no

581
00:45:41,860 --> 00:45:44,580
Man, no, I didn't but you might have scrolled through when they suggested it

582
00:45:45,140 --> 00:45:49,300
You ever seen a thumbnail of it. Oh, yeah, of course. You look at it for a few seconds. No

583
00:45:49,940 --> 00:45:53,060
But but how does that angle he's he's intermediate gay, right?

584
00:45:53,860 --> 00:45:55,860
Oh

585
00:45:57,300 --> 00:46:01,460
Fluid he's fluid. Yeah, that's nothing wrong with it. Yeah, he has tendencies tendencies

586
00:46:01,460 --> 00:46:04,900
That's a good way to put it. Yeah, it's not wrong with it. Do

587
00:46:05,780 --> 00:46:07,300
Yeah

588
00:46:07,300 --> 00:46:09,460
No, I can't even see it. I could I could never see it

589
00:46:10,500 --> 00:46:13,940
Hmm. I couldn't see it dude on the board. You watch exclusively lesbian

590
00:46:15,460 --> 00:46:19,460
Everybody. Yeah, I went back in the day. No, right now. I know you're off. I know you're off porn right now

591
00:46:20,580 --> 00:46:22,420
But when you did

592
00:46:22,420 --> 00:46:24,420
Really?

593
00:46:24,260 --> 00:46:27,140
I was like, it'll be weird to see some do be like, hey, man, you want this

594
00:46:27,140 --> 00:46:30,820
This stick right here and then like they just do that and I'm like, okay

595
00:46:30,900 --> 00:46:36,100
Oh, this is good. But just do stick is right here in the way. That's yeah, because he's fucking your girlfriend

596
00:46:36,900 --> 00:46:41,220
Like or like not not actually your girlfriend. I like, you know, he's you're watching a dude

597
00:46:41,860 --> 00:46:44,260
Yeah, like the video like because it's like, uh

598
00:46:45,300 --> 00:46:48,340
I don't know. It's kind of like when you watch a movie. You know what I mean?

599
00:46:48,900 --> 00:46:54,180
It's kind of like your your imagination in a way, but don't you you could just only watch a league of their own

600
00:46:54,180 --> 00:46:59,940
So I just switched the person to me. Is that what? Yeah, you just put yourself. I just like, okay

601
00:47:00,340 --> 00:47:04,180
Okay, we're gonna make them black. Give them give them some hair. Here he is. It's branding

602
00:47:05,220 --> 00:47:06,500
Exactly. Bam. Now you don't

603
00:47:06,500 --> 00:47:08,020
Black hair

604
00:47:08,020 --> 00:47:09,300
Brands

605
00:47:09,300 --> 00:47:12,980
Get a little beard in it a little beard in it. Yeah, that's me. There's just a little

606
00:47:14,500 --> 00:47:19,460
A sprinkle of beauty. Have you ever watched yourself? Fuck? Have you ever like recorded them and seen yourself?

607
00:47:19,460 --> 00:47:22,020
Looked in a mirror. No, there's any other reflective

608
00:47:22,020 --> 00:47:24,020
You never did the mirror

609
00:47:24,340 --> 00:47:27,940
That's good. I didn't mirror once. Yeah. Now when I did the mirror

610
00:47:28,580 --> 00:47:32,340
Is it weird that I stared at myself? It was back when I was in shape. This was while you were fit

611
00:47:32,420 --> 00:47:35,780
Yeah, that's when I was fit and I loved every minute. I gotta be honest

612
00:47:36,900 --> 00:47:38,900
Having muscles just makes you gay

613
00:47:41,860 --> 00:47:44,020
The more I work out the more gay I am

614
00:47:44,660 --> 00:47:46,660
It's 100 I do it all the time

615
00:47:46,660 --> 00:47:53,300
It's just like narcissus, you know, you just want to look at yourself all the time. Yeah, you gotta drown in your reflection. Yeah

616
00:47:55,780 --> 00:47:58,500
Well anyways, no, we got all that on the table. Um

617
00:47:59,780 --> 00:48:02,580
Man, I had something before man. Thanks for switching the door

618
00:48:06,340 --> 00:48:09,380
My bad I've only drank in half of the four legos really getting to

619
00:48:10,420 --> 00:48:13,300
My left jaw is numb. He's on the two loco right now

620
00:48:13,300 --> 00:48:17,700
I don't know. Cheers. Oh, that's fucking water dude. Just because you got homework

621
00:48:20,740 --> 00:48:22,740
How old are you?

622
00:48:24,900 --> 00:48:26,900
Homework like Dante

623
00:48:27,060 --> 00:48:31,460
It's fucking dope. Don't you have don't you dare? No, I won't let you finish that sense

624
00:48:32,020 --> 00:48:34,020
according to the test

625
00:48:34,180 --> 00:48:36,020
The IQ test man

626
00:48:36,020 --> 00:48:40,660
Y'all are in the same. First of all, you guys know I wanted to kill myself over this. Whoa. It was Dante on that

627
00:48:40,660 --> 00:48:44,340
Yeah, and he scored above dump. Yeah. Oh my god

628
00:48:46,740 --> 00:48:50,740
If you can pull up the rankings, dude, I would like to see I don't think we got it

629
00:48:53,220 --> 00:48:55,220
We got to go to the live show on youtube

630
00:48:56,260 --> 00:48:59,540
Second one. We'll keep talking. Yeah, you know, I can't wait for this

631
00:49:00,340 --> 00:49:05,140
Charlie you were like the second or third second second smartest person in Huntsville. That's pretty sick

632
00:49:06,020 --> 00:49:08,020
Anybody could have taken the test

633
00:49:08,580 --> 00:49:09,780
Uh

634
00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:15,220
Oh, man. Yeah, I was trying my absolute heart. I almost took a riddle in before it. I didn't but I was like

635
00:49:15,380 --> 00:49:17,380
I do want to

636
00:49:25,940 --> 00:49:27,940
There it is

637
00:49:29,540 --> 00:49:30,820
Jvap

638
00:49:30,820 --> 00:49:31,940
Charlie

639
00:49:31,940 --> 00:49:32,900
Rain it

640
00:49:32,900 --> 00:49:34,900
You're yours truly, dude

641
00:49:35,700 --> 00:49:37,700
Damn. Yeah, Dante with the 111

642
00:49:37,700 --> 00:49:43,220
Impressive. Oh, that's what a college education. But really every I would like

643
00:49:44,740 --> 00:49:49,140
Interesting, I think oh, is a tie that makes a I could really see that

644
00:49:49,860 --> 00:49:53,060
None of this makes sense. What are you talking every part of this?

645
00:49:54,260 --> 00:49:58,260
There's not a piece of this that doesn't add up. First of all, all they want to do is talk about shapes and shit

646
00:49:58,260 --> 00:50:00,260
Nobody needs to know this

647
00:50:00,340 --> 00:50:02,340
No one needs to know

648
00:50:02,340 --> 00:50:08,900
There's an unfortunate demographic friend

649
00:50:13,620 --> 00:50:15,620
I did not notice that

650
00:50:16,100 --> 00:50:18,100
That's fucked up. You know, I almost got you though

651
00:50:19,940 --> 00:50:23,860
Yeah, but yeah, wow that really is you could draw a line

652
00:50:25,460 --> 00:50:27,460
This is this is racism

653
00:50:28,180 --> 00:50:30,580
It's a racist test. They did say that though. It's like a weird color

654
00:50:30,580 --> 00:50:32,580
Yeah, it is there is a thing

655
00:50:33,380 --> 00:50:35,220
There's like a

656
00:50:35,220 --> 00:50:41,060
I shouldn't even start those in it's there's a thing about that that like IQ tests and shit are skewed towards people

657
00:50:41,140 --> 00:50:46,260
Dude, do you get a haircut? I just got a haircut. I just noticed it's yeah. It's kind of weird

658
00:50:46,260 --> 00:50:50,500
It doesn't look it always turns into a bob right after I get hair. It's my hair's always so long

659
00:50:50,580 --> 00:50:54,980
Yeah, so then it always whenever I get it cut it like it's used to the weight of all the hair

660
00:50:55,140 --> 00:50:57,300
So that it springs up and it's always like an asian mom

661
00:50:57,300 --> 00:51:00,580
It's always very like like a little too

662
00:51:01,620 --> 00:51:06,260
I can see you have like a little clip right here. Yeah, that'd be sick dude. Hell yeah

663
00:51:07,060 --> 00:51:09,780
No, it's nice. Dude. I love getting my haircut

664
00:51:09,860 --> 00:51:12,580
I because I get a nice plate because I only get my haircut like twice a year

665
00:51:12,660 --> 00:51:13,940
So I go to like

666
00:51:13,940 --> 00:51:16,740
You know like a nice so I go to women's places to get my haircut

667
00:51:16,820 --> 00:51:21,620
Of course and they you know the sink with the shampoo and they rub your hair and this lady

668
00:51:21,620 --> 00:51:26,020
I have shout out to a immat wheelhouse salon will do like a little like scalp massage massage to

669
00:51:26,020 --> 00:51:27,140
Do

670
00:51:27,140 --> 00:51:30,660
It's really nice. Anyways, it kind of it chilled me out before I came here

671
00:51:30,740 --> 00:51:33,700
So then I was like, oh, I got to go back up with the four loco, you know

672
00:51:34,420 --> 00:51:36,420
Hit somewhere in the middle. Anyways

673
00:51:37,140 --> 00:51:41,700
Yeah, I actually did have a theory about this. I was thinking about on the way over that uh, like uh

674
00:51:42,500 --> 00:51:44,100
okay, so like

675
00:51:44,100 --> 00:51:46,660
When I get my haircut, I don't know this is true for all white guys

676
00:51:46,740 --> 00:51:51,940
But I feel like maybe like I need like a day or two before it looks good again. You know what I'm saying?

677
00:51:52,020 --> 00:51:54,980
Like it doesn't always look good fresh out of the cut. Yeah, that's that's the thing

678
00:51:54,980 --> 00:52:00,580
I've always seen uh seen black media about uh getting haircuts and then feeling really good about

679
00:52:00,660 --> 00:52:06,340
Yeah, yeah, I've never had my first reaction. It's always terrible. Yeah. Yeah. I said two days. I meant more like a week

680
00:52:06,420 --> 00:52:12,820
Yeah, yeah, you gotta it's gotta like set. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, whereas I feel like uh black and Dominican communities

681
00:52:13,380 --> 00:52:15,460
specifically uh

682
00:52:15,460 --> 00:52:17,940
Yeah, and yes the reekens people from the garbage

683
00:52:17,940 --> 00:52:25,140
Uh, excuse me, um, they uh, are you Puerto Rican? No, no, no, actually

684
00:52:26,020 --> 00:52:30,900
That's too bad. Um, no, but like for y'all, it's like right when you walk out it needs to look good

685
00:52:31,060 --> 00:52:35,860
Oh, yeah, like there's no looks the crisp. That's when your lining is all white people here is like lasagna

686
00:52:36,020 --> 00:52:40,340
Like it's really better like after it's set for a little while. I thought you were gonna just keep it that better

687
00:52:41,220 --> 00:52:46,900
Oh, jeez, man. Did they give you the eyebrow glitter to me? Yeah, you do got albar glitter or is that water?

688
00:52:46,900 --> 00:52:52,100
No, I don't know what's going on over there. You've been dazzling me this whole pot. I think it's out of this fucking galactic

689
00:52:52,500 --> 00:52:54,500
forloka. I just

690
00:52:54,500 --> 00:52:55,700
out of the can

691
00:52:55,700 --> 00:53:00,020
Uh, no, I don't know what's going on with the eyebrows. That's uh, it's all natural there

692
00:53:00,980 --> 00:53:02,980
natural glisten

693
00:53:03,060 --> 00:53:05,060
natural glaze

694
00:53:05,860 --> 00:53:10,180
But yeah, it's it's fun talking about what makes the race is so different. Mm-hmm

695
00:53:10,980 --> 00:53:13,940
It is let's talk about the asians down. Alex isn't here

696
00:53:13,940 --> 00:53:16,260
Oh, yeah, we're gonna do with them, man

697
00:53:17,540 --> 00:53:23,940
That's crazy, man. Now, tony hinchcliffe has struck out with all the asians and now he's moving into his Spanish

698
00:53:23,940 --> 00:53:30,260
He's going maybe by proxies blacks with david lucas because then they black people were like anti david lucas for a minute, right?

699
00:53:30,340 --> 00:53:34,500
Yeah, lucas was doing uh, he was doing a little extra

700
00:53:35,380 --> 00:53:38,340
But that's I mean that's who the not really. I mean that's who he is

701
00:53:38,420 --> 00:53:42,580
That's who that's who they all are like when tony made the comments at the Puerto Rican garbage

702
00:53:42,580 --> 00:53:48,660
It's who fucking tony is he's a rose comics. Whoever booked him his fault. You know what I'm saying? Yeah

703
00:53:49,220 --> 00:53:52,340
Hey, well, fuck. Oh fuck. He's supposed to do he's you booked him for that show

704
00:53:52,340 --> 00:53:56,340
Yeah, I know I don't like that he took the gig but at the same time there had to be a check behind it

705
00:53:56,500 --> 00:53:58,500
I definitely whoever thought of that

706
00:53:59,220 --> 00:54:03,780
Like they got fired without it. Yeah, I had to have gotten Trump's lie. I don't even know who that must have been like a traitor, bro

707
00:54:03,860 --> 00:54:10,420
That's benedict Arnold of the GOP. They're like, yeah, let's get this guy this fun. Well, some people literally thought like on the

708
00:54:10,420 --> 00:54:16,340
Right thought that he was like a plant from the left. No. Yeah. No, I read a couple comments about that

709
00:54:19,220 --> 00:54:23,620
I think I think Trump was just like, yeah, we should probably have like at least one gay speaker

710
00:54:32,980 --> 00:54:35,940
Oh man, I wish we could fucking pull up this video man

711
00:54:35,940 --> 00:54:42,980
Do you remember that one I sent you on instagram where it's the flamboyantly gay white guy just walking up to the black guy in his car

712
00:54:42,980 --> 00:54:44,980
And he's like recording them. Oh my god

713
00:54:45,460 --> 00:54:49,780
It out. Can we insert that video here? We could probably put it's gotta be a way to find it

714
00:54:49,780 --> 00:55:00,340
Let me see if I can send it to a clown college. You probably won't find it, dude, but if you do that's that's sick, man. I mean like

715
00:55:01,380 --> 00:55:03,380
It's the craziest

716
00:55:06,100 --> 00:55:10,020
Okay, well scary, what did he search?

717
00:55:11,540 --> 00:55:15,300
Gay dude scared of black. I guarantee the family guy clip hits

718
00:55:15,300 --> 00:55:22,340
Okay, no, uh, did you see if you sent it to me just I can't go out of this app

719
00:55:23,060 --> 00:55:25,060
It's been it's been removed all this

720
00:55:25,620 --> 00:55:31,220
Yeah, they took it down. Oh, I know it's on twitter. You gotta take that down. Yeah. Oh, you see they're coming out with a new scary movie

721
00:55:31,620 --> 00:55:32,420
Really?

722
00:55:32,420 --> 00:55:37,780
Oh my god. Yes. What was the last one with Wayne's brother though with the Wayne's brother with the Wayne's are doing it great

723
00:55:38,180 --> 00:55:43,620
Man, I cannot wait. Oh, that'd be good, dude. Keenan back. Keenan. I have your wings directed

724
00:55:43,620 --> 00:55:45,620
Oh, that's gonna be so fucking good

725
00:55:46,180 --> 00:55:49,860
1996 and they won't pull no punches. It will be

726
00:55:50,660 --> 00:55:52,180
It'll be rowdy

727
00:55:52,180 --> 00:55:54,740
And everybody I think everybody will like it though. Yeah

728
00:55:55,780 --> 00:56:02,100
Like in a good like it would be out in a good way. Oh in the theaters first day. I think of all that material they have now, dude

729
00:56:03,140 --> 00:56:06,420
To all this shit that they can throw jokes about I mean, it's been

730
00:56:07,220 --> 00:56:11,780
20 years since they made the last one. Let's see. Yeah. Yeah 20 right no way

731
00:56:11,780 --> 00:56:16,660
Yeah 20 years since the last scary movie. No since the last one the Wayne's brothers. They only did one of the last one

732
00:56:16,900 --> 00:56:19,940
Yeah, they only did one of two that makes sense. Yeah, the best ones by far

733
00:56:20,660 --> 00:56:22,660
Yeah, I agree. You'd agree

734
00:56:23,700 --> 00:56:29,060
Yes, spoof movie is also like a gone category. No, I can't remember the last spoof movie

735
00:56:29,860 --> 00:56:37,300
Uh, they had um, haunted haunted house the one. Oh, yeah, I remember Marlon did that one. Oh, I don't think I even knew that was a

736
00:56:37,300 --> 00:56:42,260
Spoof. Yeah, it's a spoof. It's called haunted. There's like really shitty d-list

737
00:56:42,900 --> 00:56:47,700
Yeah, that is true. There are some but not like mainstream. Yeah, like have you ever watched naked gun?

738
00:56:48,340 --> 00:56:55,700
Yes, very funny. Oh, I see clips of it, but no, I'm not watching. Dude naked gun is like top tier funny airplanes probably gonna

739
00:56:56,100 --> 00:57:01,300
Airplane's probably gonna be an airplane either. That's that's probably gonna be number one and it's still good and the space balls

740
00:57:01,540 --> 00:57:04,740
That's really good. Spaceballs is good spaceballs. Personal favorite though

741
00:57:04,740 --> 00:57:10,740
Naked guns dude, you get 33rd and 3rd all of them like they're fucking so good. Leslie Nelson is

742
00:57:11,380 --> 00:57:17,300
Just the best at that shit. So wait, what is naked gun? Is that like spy movies? No, like a old cop movie

743
00:57:17,700 --> 00:57:20,820
Oh, okay. That's great. My favorite genre as a kid was uh,

744
00:57:21,540 --> 00:57:23,540
was comedy spy movie

745
00:57:24,020 --> 00:57:27,540
So like pink panther and uh smart people and shit like that

746
00:57:28,740 --> 00:57:30,740
A cop movies right next to that like

747
00:57:31,380 --> 00:57:33,220
Is that his main

748
00:57:33,220 --> 00:57:35,220
Credit. Whoa. Wait. Was he in that?

749
00:57:35,780 --> 00:57:42,180
Holy shit. I don't know. It really is at all. Oh, dude. Dude. That's the shit right here naked guns. Yeah

750
00:57:43,060 --> 00:57:46,580
Wow, does he kill anybody in the movie? Who else is in it? Who are these other guys? Yeah

751
00:57:47,540 --> 00:57:52,180
A lot of people. I can see you the whole cast. This is really good. This is why like oj was was huge

752
00:57:52,260 --> 00:57:57,300
Like he was a football player then he was uh went into acting. That's why he got off just like young thug

753
00:57:57,860 --> 00:57:59,860
Oh, hell yeah

754
00:57:59,860 --> 00:58:03,460
Yeah, dude. Yeah, free jeffrey. Wow. Elvis Presley's daughter. That is crazy

755
00:58:04,260 --> 00:58:09,780
Oh, wow. Hold on. Yep. So they had Elvis Presley's daughter. Wait, wait. Go back, bro. What? Can you hit back?

756
00:58:10,020 --> 00:58:15,780
Yeah, hold on. It said because it said the naked gun 2025. Are they remaking it? No. Oh, yeah

757
00:58:15,860 --> 00:58:17,860
I did hear they're remaking it with them. They're remaking it

758
00:58:18,740 --> 00:58:23,460
I don't know how you can perfect like I mean it's just it's it's it's really just a spoof movie

759
00:58:23,540 --> 00:58:27,940
But people in spoof movies like I swear to god it was like after scary movie too

760
00:58:27,940 --> 00:58:29,940
They tried to be silly in it

761
00:58:30,180 --> 00:58:35,380
You got to let the the silliness of the writing and whatever the movie is be silly and play it straight

762
00:58:35,380 --> 00:58:38,020
He never broke. He wouldn't break in and interviews

763
00:58:38,660 --> 00:58:41,300
Like he had a fart machine and he'll be just talking in like to

764
00:58:41,780 --> 00:58:47,780
To late night and he'll just do it and he'll just stare at him. Wait who Leslie Nelson really? Yeah, I don't know this guy at all

765
00:58:47,860 --> 00:58:54,420
He's like he's like chaspericone before like he doesn't he don't break. Wow. That's great. Yeah, no that is like a key to

766
00:58:54,820 --> 00:58:56,820
comedy acting I remember I uh

767
00:58:56,820 --> 00:58:58,820
The first time I figured that out was uh

768
00:59:01,140 --> 00:59:07,940
Uh, what's his name Jason Sadekis? Yeah, I think on he was on SNL, right? Yeah. Yeah, there used to be a bit

769
00:59:08,020 --> 00:59:10,740
Uh, what up with that? Do you remember that? Yeah, what up with that?

770
00:59:11,140 --> 00:59:15,940
We what up with that what and he would dance on it and it was so funny when he would dance

771
00:59:16,180 --> 00:59:20,980
But he was like really dancing. Yeah, like it was just it just was funny that it was him doing it

772
00:59:20,980 --> 00:59:27,300
Like and but you actually or like jack wax is a great example. You have to like to sing funny. You actually have to sing

773
00:59:27,700 --> 00:59:29,700
Yeah, you know, you can't just like

774
00:59:29,940 --> 00:59:32,260
Fake it, you know, so this is this is he talking about

775
00:59:32,900 --> 00:59:34,900
Who said jonathan

776
00:59:35,060 --> 00:59:37,060
Yeah, yeah, jonathan sadaus

777
00:59:37,700 --> 00:59:41,940
Yeah, oh hell yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, obviously the guy uh

778
00:59:42,900 --> 00:59:45,780
Known for uh being on the sci-fi channel

779
00:59:45,780 --> 00:59:51,540
Oh, yeah, nothing dude. What are you using mega octopus versus giant alligator? That's what I know him from

780
00:59:53,540 --> 00:59:55,540
Mega octopus

781
00:59:56,500 --> 00:59:58,500
Yeah

782
01:00:00,180 --> 01:00:07,460
It's a big octopus fighting big alligator one if I remember right that's that's mega octopus is the lady that had eight babies

783
01:00:08,660 --> 01:00:10,660
Damn

784
01:00:10,660 --> 01:00:17,460
Plus he's just john from john and k plus eight. No, brad. He said jason seducus seducus, okay

785
01:00:18,900 --> 01:00:20,900
Sedona hell

786
01:00:21,220 --> 01:00:24,420
It's probably pop. I mean to be fair like I have no yeah, I don't know

787
01:00:24,660 --> 01:00:27,140
Oh, yeah, that's right. What's up with that all the way to the right?

788
01:00:27,860 --> 01:00:30,740
Right. Yeah, that's him doing the running man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's up with that?

789
01:00:31,460 --> 01:00:34,260
What's up with that? I said, what is up?

790
01:00:34,980 --> 01:00:39,460
What is uh, king man? That's a goat too right there. Oh, yeah king and it's still on it too, right?

791
01:00:39,460 --> 01:00:42,100
24 years big ass suit

792
01:00:44,260 --> 01:00:47,860
Dude, I used to have suits like that when my made us go to church. It was worship

793
01:00:48,900 --> 01:00:50,180
I swear to god, dude

794
01:00:50,180 --> 01:00:53,940
Really, it would be no we have to wear suits all the time. It'd be like on Easter

795
01:00:54,260 --> 01:00:57,860
Uh-huh. You had to wear that and it was literally that color. I swear to god

796
01:00:58,100 --> 01:01:04,580
And then I used it to dress up as for career day as cream of digital bar because like my mom wouldn't buy me a costume or anything

797
01:01:04,580 --> 01:01:08,100
So I just knew I had a suit so I was like and said you're a Korean

798
01:01:08,100 --> 01:01:12,980
Yeah, I said I had to write like a whole thing. I want to song an idiot, but the basketball player, right? Yeah. Yeah

799
01:01:13,220 --> 01:01:18,020
You should just suit. Yeah, I know it didn't make any sense. You should have worn that big ass diaper

800
01:01:18,100 --> 01:01:20,100
He had on and enter the dragon

801
01:01:20,980 --> 01:01:22,980
Oh, yeah, well, he's like, yeah

802
01:01:23,540 --> 01:01:27,540
I won't lie. I I myself owned a purple and a white suit as a child

803
01:01:28,180 --> 01:01:30,180
What sort of god? Yeah

804
01:01:30,180 --> 01:01:32,180
With a hat to match too

805
01:01:32,580 --> 01:01:34,580
You can take the boy out of Atlanta

806
01:01:34,580 --> 01:01:41,140
I told one of my friends that once and he was like were you raised by your grandparents?

807
01:01:41,940 --> 01:01:43,940
He's got fucking sunglasses on

808
01:01:44,580 --> 01:01:48,900
Oh, yeah, that's tight. I'm an American hero right there. Oh, yeah

809
01:01:49,540 --> 01:01:54,100
Dude, I remember in class. I dressed up too. I tried to dress up like the rockers. Remember them?

810
01:01:54,180 --> 01:01:56,180
Hold on. I'll show you a picture from the wwe

811
01:01:56,740 --> 01:01:58,740
Yeah, oh

812
01:01:58,820 --> 01:02:01,700
When Brandon says remember them, I think it's pre 1940

813
01:02:01,700 --> 01:02:07,460
So I was Shawn Michaels and then he fucking he turned on his partner and threw him through that window really?

814
01:02:07,700 --> 01:02:11,700
Yeah, like that. Click on the picture. I'm gonna get his big break. I think. Oh, yeah, I got you

815
01:02:13,860 --> 01:02:16,740
What he he like sweet chins music

816
01:02:17,060 --> 01:02:19,060
Oh

817
01:02:19,060 --> 01:02:24,260
That's the best move Shawn Michael isn't that the best fucking move sweet chain music sweet chain music pretty sick, bro

818
01:02:24,420 --> 01:02:29,380
I mean, I don't know how I mean that shit looks like it hits the fucking face. Yeah, and it's hard. Yeah

819
01:02:29,380 --> 01:02:35,380
So what it's like a it's like a donkey kid like it's a kick to the face. It's a back. It's a back heel kick or whatever

820
01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:37,620
He puts his whole body that's the shit that there's a video

821
01:02:37,780 --> 01:02:42,980
Wait, I should show you the wwe chame music. You misshaw the video. Yeah. Oh, we should see the video of this. It's gonna be cool

822
01:02:43,060 --> 01:02:44,740
The shit hold on

823
01:02:44,740 --> 01:02:50,500
I like when he charges it up in the match. He just like stops on the ground. That's his fire. Oh, he charges

824
01:02:50,580 --> 01:02:55,060
That's pretty cool. Hold on the thing is uh, you know commercials happen

825
01:02:55,060 --> 01:03:02,100
I bet you the goddamn leon Nelson was his pecan. Oh, it's wwe itself. Hmm

826
01:03:03,620 --> 01:03:07,860
Yeah, but hold on. Let me skip to it. I'm gonna turn my back to you right? Oh shit

827
01:03:09,940 --> 01:03:11,940
So he turns his back on

828
01:03:15,860 --> 01:03:17,860
He's like, okay, you cool

829
01:03:17,860 --> 01:03:25,860
They made a

830
01:03:32,100 --> 01:03:34,980
Which one's marty just men and crap touch touching each other

831
01:03:35,940 --> 01:03:37,940
Oh, come on man. Yeah

832
01:03:39,300 --> 01:03:41,300
Damn, yeah, he's down

833
01:03:42,260 --> 01:03:44,260
And it gets worse

834
01:03:44,260 --> 01:03:49,380
Oh, man, it gets worse. Brandon. You're gonna be able to handle this one. Am I gonna be able to handle what?

835
01:03:49,540 --> 01:03:51,540
From before a window?

836
01:03:51,540 --> 01:03:54,180
I didn't agree to get through a window.

837
01:03:54,180 --> 01:03:56,180
Yeah, Brandon. I'm getting Tay's butt naked.

838
01:03:56,900 --> 01:03:59,700
Why you can't say it's butt naked? Oh, I thought that's what we agreed on.

839
01:04:00,500 --> 01:04:03,700
You should wear a diaper. You should wear an adult diaper.

840
01:04:04,820 --> 01:04:06,020
Why not?

841
01:04:06,020 --> 01:04:08,020
No, you should be butt naked, man.

842
01:04:08,100 --> 01:04:10,100
Well, I wear a diaper.

843
01:04:10,100 --> 01:04:12,100
Just a diaper, that's it.

844
01:04:12,100 --> 01:04:14,100
I think so.

845
01:04:14,100 --> 01:04:16,100
Look at that, it's tight.

846
01:04:16,100 --> 01:04:18,100
Why does he have slits all the way up to his ass?

847
01:04:18,100 --> 01:04:20,100
Yeah, that was a 90.

848
01:04:20,100 --> 01:04:22,100
That's what they want me to be wearing at gym now.

849
01:04:22,100 --> 01:04:24,100
That's where they got the same fucking leggings on right now at the gym.

850
01:04:24,100 --> 01:04:26,100
You like watching this crap, man?

851
01:04:26,100 --> 01:04:28,100
You're still here.

852
01:04:28,100 --> 01:04:30,100
You're still here.

853
01:04:30,100 --> 01:04:32,100
So you wore what that dude had on?

854
01:04:32,100 --> 01:04:34,100
No, what we did was I cut ribbons.

855
01:04:34,100 --> 01:04:36,100
Like a macho man?

856
01:04:36,100 --> 01:04:38,100
Yeah, that's what I did.

857
01:04:38,100 --> 01:04:42,100
Everybody was like, this one girl tapped me and was like, you know that's what I wear, right?

858
01:04:42,100 --> 01:04:44,100
And I was like, what are we talking about?

859
01:04:44,100 --> 01:04:46,100
They're like, that's something everybody like you gain?

860
01:04:46,100 --> 01:04:48,100
I'm like, nah, man.

861
01:04:48,100 --> 01:04:50,100
Nah, man, that's the macho man.

862
01:04:50,100 --> 01:04:52,100
They're like, who?

863
01:04:52,100 --> 01:04:54,100
And I was like, y'all don't like wrestling?

864
01:04:54,100 --> 01:04:56,100
And I was like, okay, then you don't know.

865
01:04:56,100 --> 01:04:58,100
And they're like, well, we know something.

866
01:04:58,100 --> 01:05:00,100
Nah, I'm like, nah, man.

867
01:05:00,100 --> 01:05:02,100
Damn.

868
01:05:02,100 --> 01:05:04,100
Yeah, let me be a wrestler, man.

869
01:05:04,100 --> 01:05:06,100
You dressed up as a firefighter.

870
01:05:06,100 --> 01:05:08,100
They're not going to be more for the community.

871
01:05:08,100 --> 01:05:10,100
I would say, so.

872
01:05:10,100 --> 01:05:12,100
For a certain community, for sure.

873
01:05:12,100 --> 01:05:14,100
Yeah, very special community.

874
01:05:14,100 --> 01:05:16,100
And there's nothing wrong with that.

875
01:05:16,100 --> 01:05:18,100
They need entertainment.

876
01:05:18,100 --> 01:05:20,100
Yeah, and I claimed it.

877
01:05:20,100 --> 01:05:22,100
I don't know, I wouldn't be surprised with the middle of a diagram of firefighter fans

878
01:05:22,100 --> 01:05:24,100
And WWE fans pretty big.

879
01:05:24,100 --> 01:05:26,100
Every career day they just swat back and forth with blue firefighter and Shawn Michael.

880
01:05:26,100 --> 01:05:28,100
Crazy sweet chain mute, kick that door in.

881
01:05:28,100 --> 01:05:30,100
Crazy.

882
01:05:30,100 --> 01:05:32,100
In the big world there's no one but the Bulls.

883
01:05:32,100 --> 01:05:34,100
J.

884
01:05:34,100 --> 01:05:40,820
We change me kick that door in oh dude that'd be sit. Why do firefighters not have like signature moves? Yes

885
01:05:42,260 --> 01:05:44,260
The jaws of life

886
01:05:48,060 --> 01:05:49,500
No

887
01:05:49,500 --> 01:05:54,020
No, I tried to be a firefighter, you know actually I thought about it really

888
01:05:54,020 --> 01:06:02,760
Definitely do it I bomb the interview so I passed the physical test. I was proud. I had a good time too

889
01:06:09,340 --> 01:06:11,340
They'd be like just walking backwards

890
01:06:13,380 --> 01:06:15,380
You'll still be able to breathe fine

891
01:06:16,660 --> 01:06:22,740
No, I luckily the same at the same time as when I failed the firefighter

892
01:06:22,740 --> 01:06:28,220
Better interview and then ended up working in the sewer and like the same week so yeah

893
01:06:28,220 --> 01:06:34,400
Yeah, I just bomb the interview dude. Well, they I don't know what you're supposed to say

894
01:06:34,740 --> 01:06:40,420
Okay, cuz I mean to be honest the only reason I really wanted to be a firefighter was I thought the schedule seemed awesome

895
01:06:41,540 --> 01:06:43,700
Cuz it's 24 on 48 off

896
01:06:43,700 --> 01:06:47,660
I was like I could spend a night there and then do whatever I want for two days and

897
01:06:47,660 --> 01:06:53,860
So then I got there and first as the other person is like at the interview and it was like a

898
01:06:54,700 --> 01:06:59,300
Panel interview so there's like 10 people there and then just you I know so it's like kind of intimidating too

899
01:06:59,300 --> 01:07:00,620
but as the

900
01:07:00,620 --> 01:07:02,100
First person is in there

901
01:07:02,100 --> 01:07:08,100
They give you a little prompt and you had to and ask you it basically asked why do you want to be a firefighter and?

902
01:07:08,540 --> 01:07:09,780
I

903
01:07:09,780 --> 01:07:11,620
Had no idea

904
01:07:11,620 --> 01:07:17,060
So I had like 10 minutes or maybe even less like five minutes like write a statement didn't even finish it

905
01:07:17,060 --> 01:07:22,900
I was so nervous. I spent the first like minute just like doing push-ups to try to like get less nervous

906
01:07:23,540 --> 01:07:27,940
And then I wrote something I I remember writing about how his drum line captain

907
01:07:27,940 --> 01:07:30,380
I don't know and I wasn't but I remember writing that

908
01:07:30,900 --> 01:07:32,780
who knows why and

909
01:07:32,780 --> 01:07:34,980
Didn't finish they just came in and I was like well

910
01:07:34,980 --> 01:07:39,540
I'm not done and they're like well you have to go and then I went into the interview and they were just

911
01:07:40,660 --> 01:07:42,660
They were like laughing at me

912
01:07:42,660 --> 01:07:49,060
I wasn't trying to be funny either. I was like yeah, I was like yeah, I'll cut my hair

913
01:07:51,100 --> 01:07:55,220
And yeah, I didn't get it. I knew walking out. I didn't I asked the guy

914
01:07:55,900 --> 01:08:00,300
As I was walking out. I was like because you have one guy that kind of shepherds you around

915
01:08:00,300 --> 01:08:03,780
Mm-hmm, and I was like, how do you think that went? He's like you'll hear from us

916
01:08:04,860 --> 01:08:09,980
I knew he meant like I'm not gonna hear good from you. So yeah, I filled it. That's fine. I'm glad I'm not a firefighter

917
01:08:09,980 --> 01:08:13,300
I even deer in it. I was like I should not be responsible for anybody's life

918
01:08:13,500 --> 01:08:17,660
Like I like the idea of like a high intensity like get in get out job

919
01:08:17,660 --> 01:08:22,540
Like I do like that, but I like I shouldn't be in charge of anybody

920
01:08:22,540 --> 01:08:28,060
I'm struggle with my own let alone somebody else's you gonna be in some real shit. No, really. Yeah, no

921
01:08:28,380 --> 01:08:30,580
Everywhere they come to accidents. They go in there

922
01:08:30,580 --> 01:08:35,700
They have to nowadays they go to literally everything you have to be you basically have to be an EMT and a firefighter

923
01:08:35,700 --> 01:08:40,940
Because it's just whoever gets there first. Hey, you would have seen some horrific shit. Yeah, that was the other thing

924
01:08:40,940 --> 01:08:44,900
I was like, I don't know how I'm gonna deal with like seeing you know, you used to yeah

925
01:08:44,900 --> 01:08:49,780
I'm sure you used to I wasn't too worried about the injuries as much as like showing up like a sad home

926
01:08:49,820 --> 01:08:52,860
Yeah, you know what I'm saying? We're like they like it's some like

927
01:08:53,740 --> 01:08:58,740
Grandma that's like too fat and dying and she called y'all and then you're in there

928
01:08:58,740 --> 01:09:03,700
And it's whatever but then you see that like the granddaughter like lives with her and you're like her life

929
01:09:03,700 --> 01:09:08,220
Sucks sucks. So you just keep thinking about it, but you get 48 hours off to deal with it

930
01:09:09,300 --> 01:09:11,540
Yeah, 48 hours of sit on it

931
01:09:12,700 --> 01:09:14,700
Get back in to work the next day

932
01:09:16,700 --> 01:09:18,700
It's a lot more

933
01:09:18,780 --> 01:09:22,820
I'm like they're the only people that get paid to just like work out while they're at the fucking thing

934
01:09:22,820 --> 01:09:28,020
Dude your material would be insane. I was saying this was right as I was getting in a comedy too

935
01:09:28,020 --> 01:09:34,540
In fact, like I think the week that I passed the physical exam was the same week. I started comedy

936
01:09:34,540 --> 01:09:36,700
I think it was damn close if it wasn't the same week

937
01:09:37,340 --> 01:09:43,420
And so I don't know what the fuck my life was about to be but I'm gonna start telling jokes and I'm gonna rescue people

938
01:09:48,460 --> 01:09:50,220
Yeah, I mean

939
01:09:50,220 --> 01:09:54,700
It's a tough decision. I mean if you want to go for it, you can absolutely go you saying you're gonna be a fine

940
01:09:54,700 --> 01:09:58,780
Maybe I might I'm gonna let's say you probably could be a great comedian. Yeah

941
01:10:02,620 --> 01:10:04,620
You could

942
01:10:09,260 --> 01:10:12,980
You want it you you want to go and kick indoors in the fire rehearsals

943
01:10:15,300 --> 01:10:17,300
You down

944
01:10:17,300 --> 01:10:21,180
Here's what I'll say is if you're gonna be a firefighter comedian

945
01:10:21,180 --> 01:10:26,020
You're gonna be doing material about firefighting and quite frankly you don't need that

946
01:10:34,020 --> 01:10:38,780
I don't want to lose you brand. Yeah, you're right. I was thinking of a way out of Publix and oh

947
01:10:39,060 --> 01:10:43,320
We just gotta be around there's some other things you PS driver you

948
01:10:45,260 --> 01:10:47,260
Would put packages on the long door

949
01:10:47,260 --> 01:10:53,860
You should have one out now they're hiring seasonal you should have brown you get way more. Yeah, I'm talking way more

950
01:10:55,060 --> 01:10:58,860
You know, he's gonna have the shorted gonna be incredibly tight

951
01:11:01,180 --> 01:11:05,460
He's going to be 90 years old he's gonna be like yeah man just run him around

952
01:11:08,140 --> 01:11:10,140
Yeah

953
01:11:10,140 --> 01:11:16,260
Yeah, I'll be tight all right y'all. That's the good

954
01:11:20,740 --> 01:11:25,660
Thanks for having me guys shut up. Hell yeah, I'm college community podcast and all fun still comedy

955
01:11:31,980 --> 01:11:33,980
You are Mike Selling right now

956
01:11:34,540 --> 01:11:36,540
Wow, that's all right

957
01:11:36,540 --> 01:11:40,020
What am I supposed to you don't have to keep talking

958
01:12:06,540 --> 01:12:08,540
I

959
01:12:08,540 --> 01:12:30,940
I fucking hate scrappy dude. I