1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,560 This week on clown college 2 00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:10,840 Okay, so who's doing this first you 3 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:19,420 Who you try to know somebody you could be driving I'm gonna read it to whom you're attracted to first choice 4 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:21,140 You got both men and women 5 00:00:21,140 --> 00:00:28,220 mostly people of the opposite sex from mine mostly people the same sex is mine only 6 00:00:28,220 --> 00:00:31,020 People okay, they're trying to confuse the 7 00:00:47,540 --> 00:00:53,420 One I clicked on was the one said only people the same say yeah, yeah, that's just my preference. Yeah. Yeah, that's his preference 8 00:00:53,420 --> 00:01:00,020 Okay, who you had sex with both men and women both men and women prefer 9 00:01:00,020 --> 00:01:05,480 But I prefer people opposite both men and women, but I prefer the same as my dad's 10 00:01:05,780 --> 00:01:08,620 Okay, only people of sex of mine 11 00:01:15,660 --> 00:01:20,220 Welcome to clown college we have profound knowledge in many ways to elevate and make his own polish 12 00:01:20,220 --> 00:01:25,860 So if you want to hear a little honest few takes on a ways to make it as a comic the stick around for a while 13 00:01:25,860 --> 00:01:47,240 If you're down to clown, we got to guess right now just to show you how 14 00:01:55,860 --> 00:01:57,860 I 15 00:02:00,820 --> 00:02:06,620 Watch the whole thing. I remember the first drink. That was your first one. Everybody was here. Yeah 16 00:02:06,620 --> 00:02:11,240 Oh, and you took six shots in that time. I mean do we you know 17 00:02:12,340 --> 00:02:14,340 Maybe go 18 00:02:15,340 --> 00:02:18,220 We're just having fun. Hell yeah, we're chillin 19 00:02:18,220 --> 00:02:24,340 Uh-huh back with a Halloween episode. Oh 20 00:02:29,220 --> 00:02:31,220 You're a weird dog 21 00:02:34,180 --> 00:02:38,980 Was your winner dog I take back wait I fight for the ones that they took from me 22 00:02:41,580 --> 00:02:43,580 They took your wiener 23 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:49,460 Man all the hot dogs they kill him and I should a do you like this circa the ghost of circumcisions past? 24 00:02:52,740 --> 00:02:56,740 What's that right there what they circumcised King Arthur with 25 00:02:58,980 --> 00:03:00,980 Damn 26 00:03:01,140 --> 00:03:05,980 Hell yeah, that's a fucking defender of the hot dog sender the hot dog man. That's number one 27 00:03:05,980 --> 00:03:07,980 Who's your number one arch menaces? 28 00:03:07,980 --> 00:03:17,060 Narcissus nemesis. I guess the people at the hot dog. What's the dude to be like? Hey get your dog 29 00:03:17,060 --> 00:03:22,340 Get your hot dog hot dog card guy. Come on. Get it hot. It's hot get this way 30 00:03:22,340 --> 00:03:25,940 No, you know those people to be at the hot dog stand. Yeah, and then uh, yeah 31 00:03:28,020 --> 00:03:30,340 Yeah, yeah in that case is bad 32 00:03:30,420 --> 00:03:31,940 Yeah, that's horrible 33 00:03:31,940 --> 00:03:36,900 Like I would rather it be some dude just walk around with his junk out top my ass and weaner man cuz I'm a hot dog 34 00:03:36,900 --> 00:03:40,580 And I don't fuck with that. So oh right cuz it's like people selling your kind 35 00:03:42,260 --> 00:03:44,260 You'd rather a naked 36 00:03:56,420 --> 00:03:58,420 Who's branded no 37 00:03:58,420 --> 00:04:05,220 Okay, it's now weird this is well, you just tell you just telling us you'd rather see a naked man 38 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:11,420 Then a hot dogs. Oh, I was he's a hot dog. I was acting like I was the hot dog were I mean real mean 39 00:04:11,420 --> 00:04:13,420 I'm and go to the hot dogs 40 00:04:13,860 --> 00:04:16,900 You like hot dogs. No, when's the last time you had a hot dog? 41 00:04:17,380 --> 00:04:21,380 Wow, really? I can't tell you. Hmm cuz uh, it's confident 42 00:04:21,380 --> 00:04:24,780 I watched him like make it all the time and it's just that helps all the time 43 00:04:24,780 --> 00:04:29,180 I've you watch the make like if you watch people make hot dog, you know, they played it at fast 44 00:04:29,180 --> 00:04:32,180 I mean, I was gonna say it is what's playing behind us 45 00:04:33,700 --> 00:04:39,620 The fucking fat Sammy's work, that's so crazy that they do it's just on a loop. Do they serve hot dogs? No 46 00:04:39,620 --> 00:04:43,100 Oh, it literally makes it feel like we're doing a tick tock 47 00:04:43,100 --> 00:04:47,200 I get stand up on the bottom and then a fucking how it's made on top 48 00:04:47,780 --> 00:04:53,760 It's fucking wild and they fuck Brandon up that one time cuz they had wrestling on like a 1988 wrestling 49 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:59,080 Uh, you remember the match? Yes. It was a had Hulk Hogan. I saw Hacksaw Jim Duggan 50 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:03,240 Was it saw just lot in there? I feel like he would but I could be wrong 51 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:09,060 I look like it was towards the 90s probably I could have been a survivor series early 90s early 52 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:16,120 That's my guess okay blurry Brandon this is it's another huge deal guys in it 53 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:22,620 He's a huge wrestling fan. Yes. Yeah, right. But now you're gonna become a wrestler 54 00:05:25,100 --> 00:05:27,100 Brandon the black bear Willis 55 00:05:27,380 --> 00:05:34,260 Supreme that's a good-ass dude. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, and you're gonna fuck up who fuck up who Adam Priest? Oh 56 00:05:34,780 --> 00:05:40,540 He's a WWE superstar. Oh, yeah, but you know, yeah Brandon the black bear will have different guy man 57 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:45,100 Like I watched him perform and shit, and you know, he's good. He's good. He whoops ass. I'm wearing his robe 58 00:05:45,100 --> 00:05:51,660 Is he is he though a WWE star caliber like Adam Priest dude? He could 59 00:05:53,260 --> 00:05:57,580 If he had to be if he puts in the training stuff and goes out to these wrestling matches 60 00:05:57,580 --> 00:06:02,880 I'm brussels in the backyard talk about you got fucked up by a black bread and he could do this shit. No 61 00:06:05,580 --> 00:06:11,260 What's his backstory well, there's two things one his backstory is that he went on a journey to Gatlin Berg in the woods 62 00:06:11,260 --> 00:06:16,180 Mm-hmm and saw black bears and he was like man. I love black bed man. It powerful there 63 00:06:16,660 --> 00:06:20,340 Intelligent there elegant and they look good and you know that could be me 64 00:06:20,700 --> 00:06:24,100 But he also has another theory that he went out into them woods one night 65 00:06:24,340 --> 00:06:28,020 He got fucked up by this black belt like it was horrible beat his ass 66 00:06:28,420 --> 00:06:31,560 But guess what out of nowhere? I don't know what the fuck happened 67 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:34,740 But I don't know if it was cocaine or whatever the fuck a crack because you know 68 00:06:34,740 --> 00:06:37,220 So he got extra powers and fucked this bear up somehow 69 00:06:37,220 --> 00:06:42,340 Oh and even stuffed it it walks around fit all the time. Mm-hmm. God damn. That's how tough he is 70 00:06:42,660 --> 00:06:46,580 He sounds menacing. Yeah, very menacing. I'll fuck with him. Hey 71 00:06:47,500 --> 00:06:52,580 I'm scared for Adam. Please. I'm not gonna want to hell. Yeah, I don't know. Is that a priest ever been mauled? 72 00:06:53,460 --> 00:06:59,860 Alright, the black bear. He's crazy. The black bear has and he fucking survived it. Hell fucking yeah 73 00:06:59,860 --> 00:07:02,900 Show him the scar show him the scar. I'm not the black bear. Oh 74 00:07:03,380 --> 00:07:05,380 No 75 00:07:05,380 --> 00:07:08,980 You would see it man. It's the goat. That's how Doug warrior. Yeah 76 00:07:10,100 --> 00:07:16,360 Go you know something you see all Cogan an ultimate warrior. Yeah, they got nothing on the black. Oh shit 77 00:07:20,020 --> 00:07:22,020 Oak Hogan calls him something different 78 00:07:23,660 --> 00:07:27,900 Different subspecies of black bear cause I'm dinner. Oh 79 00:07:27,900 --> 00:07:33,740 Yeah, yeah, I think that's exactly what JJ was talking about that's not what I was saying it arrives 80 00:07:35,660 --> 00:07:38,740 Which part we eating today, huh? Yeah that's 81 00:07:39,380 --> 00:07:41,380 Yeah 82 00:07:47,940 --> 00:07:54,260 Apex predators eat from the ass. Yes, they do. Yeah, are you a peg predator? No, cuz that's a snake, right? 83 00:07:54,260 --> 00:07:56,260 It could be 84 00:07:56,260 --> 00:07:58,260 depends on what food 85 00:07:58,260 --> 00:08:05,020 Chain you're looking at that's top of the chain, right of all the chains. No, what's the top? 86 00:08:09,260 --> 00:08:10,900 I 87 00:08:10,900 --> 00:08:15,900 Mean the lion man. It's a king right lines the king of the food all the food. Yeah, like the top of a pet 88 00:08:15,900 --> 00:08:18,180 He got nothing on the black bear. You know, T. Why? 89 00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:20,900 Why do you want why? 90 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:27,420 So this black bear pull it with a fucking gun. It's a black bear don't play 91 00:08:28,380 --> 00:08:30,380 They were in these streets 92 00:08:30,900 --> 00:08:33,780 Despite only making up 13% of the bear 93 00:08:37,980 --> 00:08:39,980 Disproportionate amount of guns 94 00:08:41,260 --> 00:08:45,820 It's estimated they're not registered yeah, they're all illegal cuz they can't fucking yeah, yeah 95 00:08:45,820 --> 00:08:47,820 I 96 00:08:49,540 --> 00:08:51,540 Like ace 97 00:08:51,700 --> 00:08:53,700 Boogie allegedly 98 00:08:54,260 --> 00:08:56,860 Allegedly, yeah, you can make your own guns in Alabama, right? 99 00:08:57,860 --> 00:09:01,380 You can do anything. Yeah, but not ones to commit crimes 100 00:09:02,740 --> 00:09:06,900 Dude, what about the Japanese guy that built the fucking gun to shoot their prime minister? 101 00:09:07,420 --> 00:09:11,420 Plastic. Yeah, yeah because you got through the metal tech. That's good 102 00:09:11,420 --> 00:09:17,740 Well, the the Prime Minister's name, what he is Shinzo Abe that's his name. That's the Prime Minister's name 103 00:09:17,740 --> 00:09:19,660 I don't know who the murderer's name type that in 104 00:09:21,780 --> 00:09:22,900 Shinzo Shinzo 105 00:09:22,900 --> 00:09:29,260 Do you think there was a guy from a shitty town in Japan that nobody knows about that could have blocked the bullet and been? 106 00:09:29,260 --> 00:09:33,060 The James S Brady of like Okinawa. It's gonna be hard to be James S Brady 107 00:09:35,180 --> 00:09:37,180 Assassination 108 00:09:37,300 --> 00:09:38,660 Yeah 109 00:09:38,660 --> 00:09:43,380 He's the one got shot. Yeah, he's the Prime Minister that yeah, that's the guy who shot him, right? 110 00:09:43,380 --> 00:09:47,460 They don't even show the guy's face for at least he had a mask on he was being safe 111 00:09:47,460 --> 00:09:51,060 Oh, yeah, at least somebody cared about Kovac. No. Mm-hmm 112 00:09:51,620 --> 00:09:57,500 Is it for too long? That's the dude. Yeah. Oh, I would hate to die about somebody look like that 113 00:09:57,500 --> 00:10:01,900 It's like the guy this guy went after Trump. Look at this good. Yeah, it's racist. Hey, yeah 114 00:10:01,900 --> 00:10:09,540 Look at the fucking fallout man max gun. That looks like a bowling alley laser tag gun down for 30 years 115 00:10:12,420 --> 00:10:14,420 It's like a laser gun for fallout 116 00:10:15,460 --> 00:10:21,260 Just electrical tape wood and fucking tubes. It's got to be like some kind of propellant. So 117 00:10:22,420 --> 00:10:24,420 See hard seal to I don't know 118 00:10:24,420 --> 00:10:31,220 I'm getting shot. No, that's like right before that's at the event. Did this guy die? Yeah Shinzo Abe died 119 00:10:31,220 --> 00:10:35,820 Damn bro, he was successfully. Yeah, dude. That's fucked because when this got good 120 00:10:35,820 --> 00:10:40,900 I mean, I mean, you know politicians. Yeah, I don't think he was like Obama or anything, but 121 00:10:41,420 --> 00:10:43,420 Yeah, I don't think he was bad 122 00:10:44,460 --> 00:10:47,460 My president is black my Lambo too 123 00:10:47,460 --> 00:10:54,140 And I'll be god damned if my rims ain't too his words to live by 124 00:10:54,700 --> 00:11:00,380 Yeah, what would though? What would the Japanese version be done? What would they say and those president is? 125 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,100 Alex Z back on the pot 126 00:11:11,620 --> 00:11:15,180 Alex Z cosplaying is the guy that arrested him. I've reached out him. Yeah 127 00:11:15,180 --> 00:11:17,180 Hong Kong PD 128 00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:28,380 No, we still don't like black people. Oh, yeah. No Japanese cool. Yeah. No, there are many there are novel there are novelty 129 00:11:28,380 --> 00:11:30,380 Yeah, but they treat them right. Yeah 130 00:11:31,380 --> 00:11:33,180 Kind of like now the Chinese 131 00:11:33,180 --> 00:11:35,180 Your people it depends where you go. Yeah 132 00:11:36,020 --> 00:11:41,120 Yeah, which part should I not go to I want to go to China you do want to I do okay China 133 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:46,660 Well, the visit I don't know just go somewhere nice. They're gonna touch you like they're gonna touch your face. Oh, yeah 134 00:11:46,660 --> 00:11:48,660 I'll see you're gonna be like, okay 135 00:11:49,260 --> 00:11:53,660 You should do that thing that that guy in the Iron Man costume did where he takes the mask off 136 00:11:53,660 --> 00:11:58,540 He has the white fucking fun, but you should be dressed as a hot dog. Literally my favorite 137 00:11:59,180 --> 00:12:01,060 look up a 138 00:12:01,060 --> 00:12:06,420 Black man scares Asian lady. Just look Chinese woman amazed by black 139 00:12:06,420 --> 00:12:09,260 Already had it in the iron man. It's purple 140 00:12:24,380 --> 00:12:26,380 You are screen recording right? Yeah 141 00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:32,540 But oh my god, that's so fucking good. It's so real. It's not even funny 142 00:12:32,540 --> 00:12:39,700 That is so my grandma would react that way. He did it fucking perfect. I don't go go back play the boys 143 00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:47,540 Play and they didn't even use karate you need that on the soundboard 144 00:12:47,540 --> 00:12:49,540 Oh 145 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:07,860 Did you think he knew that was gonna happen I don't know and that was real that was that was pure right there 146 00:13:07,860 --> 00:13:09,860 I wish you stand in so watch this 147 00:13:09,860 --> 00:13:15,820 Here that's funny, did you just call it braziers? Yeah, it's brass brassers 148 00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:21,300 You've been saying that the whole time man, yeah 149 00:13:22,620 --> 00:13:25,700 Browsers brass brass how it's spelled 150 00:13:27,460 --> 00:13:29,860 First of all, you shouldn't make fun of people with disability 151 00:13:30,580 --> 00:13:34,700 Well, we have to delete this entire podcast every episode ever 152 00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:41,100 Somebody get something dude. It's been rough. It's been a rough. It's been a rough 51 episodes 153 00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:53,700 51 you guys got any alien stories aliens aliens aliens. What about they're not real got any alien stories 154 00:13:56,340 --> 00:13:58,700 Alien stories, that's a good. I don't think I got one 155 00:13:58,700 --> 00:14:02,960 I don't really see I think I feel like people that encounter shit like that 156 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:08,100 They like kinda are like asking for it in a way, you know, they want to see it. Yeah, they kind of want us 157 00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:12,260 I kind of don't because I feel like if I ever saw some shit like that 158 00:14:12,260 --> 00:14:14,580 I would in order to cope with it 159 00:14:14,580 --> 00:14:18,940 I would have to become a crazy or like it would just like make me actually schizophrenic 160 00:14:18,940 --> 00:14:22,460 Like I'd either become like a bigfoot hunter or I'd just go nuts 161 00:14:23,260 --> 00:14:28,140 Who do you think is the most likely to get abducted by aliens in the group in the in the game? 162 00:14:28,140 --> 00:14:36,060 Well, oh and the gang with some Oh Jake probably because he would go towards it without he's narcissistic enough to think 163 00:14:36,260 --> 00:14:41,380 Aliens want would want something from him and then they would just like go right past him and get Brandon 164 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:46,700 Yeah, yeah, he keep trying to jump into like the tractor beam. Yeah, it just won't pick him up 165 00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:49,540 They just haven't made that technology strong enough to get him 166 00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:51,540 Yeah 167 00:14:57,460 --> 00:14:59,780 We sense too much metal in his pocket 168 00:15:04,020 --> 00:15:06,540 Are you gone you know fuck with aliens 169 00:15:10,540 --> 00:15:13,380 You don't want to get pro would you let him get taken up 170 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:19,820 Yeah, who's taking up Jake Jake? Nah, man, I blame and that's that's my bro. You can't you can't do that 171 00:15:19,820 --> 00:15:24,420 But you gonna run though to run. Yeah, I'm gonna run at him. That's what I'm gonna do 172 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:28,940 I'm gonna grab I'm gonna girl push Jake like come on man 173 00:15:28,940 --> 00:15:35,260 We're gonna run but Jake just is still recovering for the past year from his groin surgery 174 00:15:35,260 --> 00:15:37,380 And he had that really bad inner ear infection 175 00:15:39,140 --> 00:15:41,460 So he wouldn't be he's not mobile enough 176 00:15:41,460 --> 00:15:43,460 And then I'll carry 177 00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:48,700 Don't drag JJ into this 178 00:15:50,820 --> 00:15:54,180 That's Brandon's David Goggins who's gonna carry the boat 179 00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:04,020 Speaking of Jake being immobile do we played basketball 180 00:16:04,020 --> 00:16:11,620 We played basketball Jake is like 5% better than you think he would be which is still nothing 181 00:16:12,540 --> 00:16:16,660 But he has like this super flat shot. He just goes straight forward 182 00:16:16,980 --> 00:16:22,260 No arc at all and his face was like a burgundy color 183 00:16:22,260 --> 00:16:32,180 After deep purple dude, one of the stripes on Dom's shirt and just like he's guarding you with his hands in his hoodie pocket 184 00:16:35,140 --> 00:16:38,260 I don't do it's because it's not meant to be 185 00:16:39,780 --> 00:16:43,740 And then also I just like throw out there that uh, Matthew lumber lost 186 00:16:45,180 --> 00:16:49,860 Me and Blake Russell beat Jake and Matthew lumber team pop 187 00:16:49,860 --> 00:16:56,480 So Matthew lumber so Brandon you were lying to us. That means JJ is better than or you are better than Matthew lumber 188 00:16:56,480 --> 00:17:01,840 You said who's better Matthew either either both are I mean both of us are yeah, that means both of you guys are 189 00:17:02,460 --> 00:17:08,180 Is this Jake don't know? Yeah, this was from earlier. I was saying this is this what it looked like on the court when he got 190 00:17:08,180 --> 00:17:13,820 Oh came late came late this 191 00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:17,420 Scene fucked me up as a kid. Yeah 192 00:17:17,420 --> 00:17:22,180 I didn't like what is this glue Charlie and the Chocolate Factory not that that's that's the original one 193 00:17:22,180 --> 00:17:28,940 Yeah, no, this is the 2006 one the top ones original the bottom the second room. Yeah, it's Gene Wilder 194 00:17:28,940 --> 00:17:31,500 This is Charlie. I mean, yeah 195 00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:37,220 I didn't I liked it till her face got fat 196 00:17:41,780 --> 00:17:44,300 Who was that Taylor fucking Momsen who the fuck was that? 197 00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:51,380 That was like some some now famous star something. I don't know when she was a kid. He's only fans now 198 00:17:51,380 --> 00:17:56,280 Yeah, yeah, well, she does specifically violet Beauregard. So what movies was she? 199 00:17:58,300 --> 00:18:00,300 Because like I 200 00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:03,340 Was I was a kid I used to watch movies. No way 201 00:18:05,100 --> 00:18:11,720 Don't believe it you watch whole movies. Oh, man, do you know it the ones I could watch which ones could you watch? 202 00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:20,020 Mainly shark tails. Okay, I couldn't really watch I just didn't understand why they had a car wash underwater 203 00:18:22,020 --> 00:18:24,020 That was crazy 204 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:29,460 Realize doesn't even make it. I would they make that movie so 205 00:18:30,340 --> 00:18:35,500 Like do why is he gonna like then they gonna have a shark mafia and they all scared of a fucking fish 206 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:38,740 Like you just smack that bitch in half or eat it. You know, it just doesn't make any sense 207 00:18:38,740 --> 00:18:45,260 It didn't make it. It's like that movie's not realistic at all. Yeah, you would and you wouldn't think you would think 208 00:18:45,780 --> 00:18:47,780 That's fucked up. Yeah 209 00:18:47,780 --> 00:18:49,620 It is crazy, man 210 00:18:49,620 --> 00:18:52,780 Cuz none of that's right and then you got the corn dogs and then I saw 211 00:18:52,780 --> 00:18:54,780 a 212 00:18:55,540 --> 00:18:57,340 Soggy corn dog that's what I'm saying 213 00:18:57,340 --> 00:19:03,460 And they must have had a lot of oil on it because the oil and the water don't mix who had prevented scrubbing a fucking whales 214 00:19:03,460 --> 00:19:06,340 Tongue and shit. That's freaky graffiti 215 00:19:06,340 --> 00:19:12,140 Huh? Why they scrubbed the tongue on a car wash and then he would burp and like the whales of the college. Yeah 216 00:19:12,540 --> 00:19:14,540 You never seen 217 00:19:14,540 --> 00:19:18,140 I haven't seen that one. We gotta watch that. Yeah 218 00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:23,860 We should just scrap all the other plans we had for a year and watch 219 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:35,180 He went back on it immediately they got an underground underwater city 220 00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:42,900 It is nice dude, he has a one point he's in a penthouse apartment 221 00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:45,580 I used to go to bed watching the city reef tours 222 00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:48,500 Gup 223 00:19:49,340 --> 00:19:51,340 Talk about he could stop that 224 00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:57,300 What that's the big shark he's going up against yeah, well no these kids this one 225 00:19:57,300 --> 00:20:02,420 So this this shark kind of a pussy, you know, it's like he's a little bit. Well, what do they call it? 226 00:20:03,940 --> 00:20:05,940 Simple 227 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:08,580 You too nervous 228 00:20:08,580 --> 00:20:14,060 I'm out there. He's like I'm not fucking with these fishes Jake jake ish 229 00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:17,220 Shy 230 00:20:17,220 --> 00:20:22,020 Yeah, he is shy. He's shy. He's not violent. He doesn't like to eat his pacifist 231 00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:27,560 He's passive is he only eat seaweed. Okay vegan algae. He would die in the matter of weeks 232 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:32,260 Oh, yeah, because like what else you gonna eat? You're gonna save the shrimp. Yeah, he's a shrimp 233 00:20:33,260 --> 00:20:36,620 Not me out the window, you know, what's money that cost probably not 234 00:20:36,620 --> 00:20:41,180 I don't know how much for the fish but us man. That's like $20. Yeah 235 00:20:42,660 --> 00:20:49,040 You can't just be passing out born shrimp. Yeah red lobster or something bubble gum. I don't know what 236 00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:54,100 He lost me. Yeah. Yeah, I don't remember that scene. I love I'm talking about real food 237 00:20:54,100 --> 00:20:58,100 That's how we were talking about shrimp cuz he was like I was like in real life. That's $20 238 00:20:58,100 --> 00:21:07,300 I can't tell you what the fish life but I'm talking about like here. I can't go on at the bottom of the sea. Yeah 239 00:21:07,820 --> 00:21:09,820 Okay, so we got 240 00:21:09,860 --> 00:21:12,700 Talk about some melody we got we got the the year 241 00:21:13,380 --> 00:21:18,300 Episode coming up it's gonna be fucking yeah, that's fucking crazy year every week. You're gonna get fucked up 242 00:21:18,300 --> 00:21:24,540 Yeah, we're all gonna get fucked. What's happening to you JJ. I'm skydiving dude jumping out alone skydiving 243 00:21:24,540 --> 00:21:28,020 I know alone with just a man. They didn't say where they were gonna drop me 244 00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:35,660 I would hope it's not you know anywhere near the Middle East or Eastern Europe right now 13 hour flight 245 00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:49,860 That would be sick videos you get up there Dom is up there with a gun 246 00:21:49,860 --> 00:21:51,860 I 247 00:22:04,820 --> 00:22:06,820 Mean you think you can fly a plane 248 00:22:06,820 --> 00:22:10,700 I've never been on the plane like this would have been my first time ever getting it in the sky 249 00:22:11,020 --> 00:22:13,460 Hey, that would have been an amazing first time 250 00:22:14,860 --> 00:22:21,580 Oh my god, I've never been in the hey, we're gonna lose weight. We're going on this next year already lost weight 251 00:22:21,860 --> 00:22:23,860 So you can get on now? 252 00:22:27,140 --> 00:22:29,140 How you could do both 253 00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:34,980 No, you know and then JJ just gets it cuz my thing is I'm getting shot with a with the taser with the taser gun 254 00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:37,420 that sticks the prods in your back, yeah, and 255 00:22:39,540 --> 00:22:42,700 JJ would just get that done with me and then you two jump 256 00:22:44,020 --> 00:22:47,620 That's how they push me out of the plane hit me with the taser 257 00:22:52,900 --> 00:22:57,300 And it's like a bungee jump thing yeah, you accidentally hit the instructor 258 00:22:57,300 --> 00:22:59,300 That 259 00:23:03,740 --> 00:23:08,020 That would be the terrible death I would you would just know you're gonna hit the ground shit 260 00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:13,180 I'd be eyes would be on like Brandon be on like Instagram Mike sales on Instagram. Oh shit 261 00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:16,500 He done fell from this guy 262 00:23:21,180 --> 00:23:23,180 You forgot to pull the parachute, bro 263 00:23:23,180 --> 00:23:27,300 His son just joined the army 264 00:23:41,660 --> 00:23:45,620 With the woke mob wants you to believe that tired of them 265 00:23:47,900 --> 00:23:49,900 That's why hold on Brandon 266 00:23:49,900 --> 00:23:52,820 Yeah, hold your gold dollar up 267 00:24:00,060 --> 00:24:02,060 You know in the back 268 00:24:10,300 --> 00:24:14,420 Look on the right. Oh my gosh. There is Trump is the devil dude. There is 269 00:24:14,420 --> 00:24:20,740 Three six we're gonna the bottom row. How did you find that Brandon? Well because I gave it to my uncle and then he was like 270 00:24:20,740 --> 00:24:22,740 Yeah, I'll take it weird 271 00:24:22,740 --> 00:24:25,300 Literally as a tidy 666 and then when he saw the 272 00:24:25,940 --> 00:24:30,420 He's like now I ain't taking that devil shit. Oh we gotta take a picture 273 00:24:30,420 --> 00:24:43,020 Yeah, this is all part of Jake's plan, and I'm not gonna say what kind of plan it is. Hmm. What's that plan? I? 274 00:24:47,020 --> 00:24:49,120 Play dumb got to 275 00:24:51,780 --> 00:24:53,780 There's a long path 276 00:24:54,260 --> 00:24:57,340 story to pass supposedly millions I 277 00:24:57,340 --> 00:25:03,460 Know what's going on. I don't think anybody supposes that it's million. Oh, yeah 278 00:25:04,340 --> 00:25:06,340 You're right. They don't 279 00:25:08,660 --> 00:25:10,660 Dinosaurs were Jews 280 00:25:13,620 --> 00:25:17,820 246 million years yeah, that's wild 281 00:25:17,820 --> 00:25:22,740 Now even though all Cogan supports him you shouldn't support him more because he's the devil 282 00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:29,180 Are you giving up are you giving up your support for Trump and voting for you know, I can't say her name 283 00:25:29,180 --> 00:25:31,180 What's her name? 284 00:25:31,180 --> 00:25:33,180 Camera camera here's 285 00:25:35,180 --> 00:25:37,180 Speaking of Kamala, she just texted me 286 00:25:39,180 --> 00:25:41,180 I mean, I wasn't gonna vote this year, but yes 287 00:25:41,180 --> 00:25:47,140 Speak speaking a text will you pull up that downloads? Oh, yeah, so I was 288 00:25:47,300 --> 00:25:50,540 I was texting Brandon earlier to see him if he was on his way. It was getting a little late 289 00:25:50,540 --> 00:25:53,180 We know traffic was heavy JJ was stuck in traffic 290 00:25:55,180 --> 00:25:56,580 So 291 00:25:56,580 --> 00:26:02,100 Yeah, I just said yo you on your way to Dom's and Brandon you be you right there. Yeah 292 00:26:02,780 --> 00:26:05,340 And then I said bet stuck L 293 00:26:05,340 --> 00:26:06,700 Stuck L 294 00:26:06,700 --> 00:26:08,020 Stuck L 295 00:26:08,020 --> 00:26:09,500 Stuck L 296 00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:17,140 Stuck L stuck I dot James and then you corrected and you corrected the end 297 00:26:17,140 --> 00:26:22,020 Yeah, so it you're stuck it so it reads you're stuck in James. So who's James? 298 00:26:23,180 --> 00:26:25,180 See, this is a horrible horrible 299 00:26:26,620 --> 00:26:28,620 Horrible damn out of 300 00:26:31,980 --> 00:26:33,980 Both be stuck in the jam 301 00:26:33,980 --> 00:26:38,100 That's not what you said yeah 302 00:26:40,260 --> 00:26:42,260 With a correction that's crazy 303 00:26:42,620 --> 00:26:47,580 The thing was the guy I was on the side autocorrect until you corrected 304 00:26:48,340 --> 00:26:49,700 the 305 00:26:49,700 --> 00:26:51,100 error 306 00:26:51,100 --> 00:26:53,100 We started moving again 307 00:26:53,100 --> 00:26:59,660 Like damn they're probably moving the whole time 308 00:27:03,900 --> 00:27:05,900 You cause the traffic 309 00:27:09,100 --> 00:27:11,100 Just didn't go 310 00:27:12,100 --> 00:27:15,900 Cuz we were at the you know, we're done so, you know when the light changes to yellow, right? 311 00:27:15,900 --> 00:27:21,060 Mm-hmm. And you like right there. Okay, so, you know, I'm gonna give you a little view too. So this is my car 312 00:27:21,060 --> 00:27:27,980 This is her car. Mm-hmm. This is the light right here, right? Okay, so we going and then that's the light 313 00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:33,340 Oh shit is turning right here. I'm just gonna stop so I'm like, you know, fuck that what is still yellow. Yes 314 00:27:33,340 --> 00:27:36,940 Yeah, go to a complete stop. That's crazy. Yeah, but Lily 315 00:27:37,460 --> 00:27:42,660 Almost touching like the the street. Yeah, and I'm like, you know what because I never do that 316 00:27:42,660 --> 00:27:45,860 I'm always like well, then you know what wait, but today I was like no man 317 00:27:45,860 --> 00:27:51,220 I'm finna be late for work. Mm-hmm pulled around him. Yes, and I promise you that would have happened 318 00:27:51,220 --> 00:27:56,140 I would have been late for work. Mm-hmm. You put four fucking slugs through a window when you went around 319 00:27:56,860 --> 00:27:58,940 What's that you shot her four times? 320 00:28:07,020 --> 00:28:09,020 Let me see 321 00:28:10,020 --> 00:28:12,020 Okay, yeah 322 00:28:12,020 --> 00:28:17,180 I'll be scared like what pitch what the fuck is you do? 323 00:28:18,660 --> 00:28:21,980 Yeah, like 70s alcoholic father rage phase 324 00:28:25,060 --> 00:28:31,300 He's just silent rage dude, I've been getting better but I get really mad in the car dude me too 325 00:28:31,300 --> 00:28:34,020 I got really mad call yell. I'll yell slurs 326 00:28:34,660 --> 00:28:39,380 Mm-hmm. That's way it gets really bad. No other way around it. I guess yeah, that's right 327 00:28:39,380 --> 00:28:44,340 Alabama has the worst drivers. I've everywhere I've lived. This is by far they stop 328 00:28:44,740 --> 00:28:50,500 They stop on like a 60 road road going 60 to turn right like to go into their name 329 00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:53,620 There's a lane to get into yeah to turn 330 00:28:53,620 --> 00:28:58,460 Yeah, they'll do stop in the fucking today a lady took up coming off of a airport road 331 00:28:58,540 --> 00:29:04,800 She took up two lanes to turn right and she stopped completely. Was she white? Of course, and that's fine 332 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:11,640 Yeah, I don't get road rage anymore dude, I don't I used to get bad your Zen now I dude 333 00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:15,560 I think I hit Nirvana bro. Good. I need that dude. You hit car Vana the car 334 00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:19,960 Get me out of the vending machine 335 00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:24,680 Dude, I I just don't anymore cuz I just don't care 336 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:28,520 You know, it's good before it was the thing of like I want to get where I'm going 337 00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:35,080 Mm-hmm. And now I'm like I'm late for work, dude. I'll just get my other cuz it doesn't matter cuz it doesn't matter 338 00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:38,440 It doesn't matter. You're trying to get fired anyway, then I'm like then I'm late bro 339 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:40,880 From late. I'm late, you know 340 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:45,880 You didn't if you're dying and I'll get there on time means you didn't want to see me bad enough 341 00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:50,200 And I'm still here 342 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:56,680 And you're not a doctor I didn't raise out he said glad you're not a doctor why 343 00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:03,080 What I would already be there cuz I'm not waiting for you to die 344 00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:10,640 God got other plans. Oh wow. So you would leave them dude. I can't control death. Yeah, death controls you 345 00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:14,680 Oh fuck you let death control you dude. Do I love death control me? 346 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:19,000 No, I'm still here. Hey 347 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:27,040 What happens if Adam priest kills you yeah, that's possibility 348 00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:29,040 What have you done? Oh you talking about the black bear? 349 00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:31,040 Yeah, he kills the black bear 350 00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:33,040 The black bear is powerful man, it's alright 351 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,040 It's a tough dude, I've seen him 352 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:39,040 So even if he gets slammed right on his neck, he can take that 353 00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:43,040 Yes the black dude, well, see you're not supposed to slam anybody on the neck 354 00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:45,040 Yeah 355 00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:47,040 But you know the black bear is so powerful 356 00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:49,040 Black bear so well we shouldn't we shouldn't try that on black bear 357 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:51,040 You know what I mean? 358 00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,040 Well, I mean, I hope the person doesn't try it on you 359 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:57,040 But if Adam priest you just get out of line and he slams you on your fucking neck 360 00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:59,040 He slams you in your neck 361 00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:03,040 Well the black bear or the black bear might be powerful and overtake him and slam him on his neck 362 00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:05,040 You never know because the black bear is powerful 363 00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:07,040 Black bear is the fucking bear man 364 00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:09,040 Let's go 365 00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:11,040 Hell yeah man 366 00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:13,040 Never beat 367 00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:15,040 You know? Never beat 368 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:17,040 Oh and oh 369 00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:19,040 No, he's fought 370 00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,040 He's fought a lot, he's fought demons 371 00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:26,040 I thought we had some footage of the black bear's first wrestling match on a local television show 372 00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:28,040 Oh yeah we do 373 00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:30,040 No, you shouldn't answer that one 374 00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:34,040 They put me in there with no web, that was my first 375 00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:36,040 You? You're the black bear? 376 00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:38,040 No, not me 377 00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:40,040 That was his first every year man 378 00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,040 Close one 379 00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:44,040 They didn't know if he got in there to get away from, he was like, man alright that's it 380 00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,040 I'm tired of these other cubs whooping my ass 381 00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:48,040 I'm gonna go out here and whoop some bear ass 382 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:50,040 He went up in there and learned 383 00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:52,040 And there was a lot of trial and error as we can see on the TV 384 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:54,040 He went out there bear assed 385 00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:58,040 Went out there, mine as well with that ass whooping 386 00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:06,040 So he's had amateur fights but you never, well the black bear has never fought a professional 387 00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:08,040 WWE 388 00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:10,040 AEW Dark 389 00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:12,040 AEW Dark 390 00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:16,040 I mean he has bloody, bloody, bloody matches 391 00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:18,040 Yeah, while they get fucked up 392 00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:20,040 Oh it does 393 00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:22,040 I heard he slips a finger in them sometimes 394 00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:25,040 He slips a finger in them? Guess what, black bear slips a finger right back up 395 00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:30,040 Return to Cinder, that's your signature move 396 00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:33,040 That's what black bear does cause that's who he is man 397 00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,040 Return to Cinder dude 398 00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,040 You throw him in the cubicle, he'll get back 399 00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:39,040 He don't even need a fucking spaceship 400 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,040 You know what I mean? 401 00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:43,040 The hibernation 402 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:45,040 I don't know, no he doesn't need a hibernation 403 00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:47,040 The black bear is gonna hibernate in that ass 404 00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:49,040 The black bear doesn't need, yeah 405 00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:51,040 Hibernate in that ass 406 00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:53,040 I like that, we would get a t-shirt of that for the black bear 407 00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:55,040 Cause he is hibernating in that ass 408 00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:57,040 He is, he's in there 409 00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:59,040 November 2nd everybody 410 00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:01,040 You're getting in another man's ass and I like that 411 00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:03,040 You're getting in another man's ass and doing it good because you winning the match 412 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,040 Hell yeah, hell yeah 413 00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:07,040 I was talking about that because I know I saw some looks 414 00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:09,040 Nobody's talking about sexual shit 415 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:11,040 I'm talking about like, getting things 416 00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,040 Who gave you looks? 417 00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:15,040 I saw what you did 418 00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:17,040 Yeah man, grow up 419 00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:19,040 I was talking about the black bear dude, I wasn't talking about you 420 00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:21,040 No not me, I'm talking about the black bear 421 00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,040 The black bear is what? 422 00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:25,040 He's the best, around 423 00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:27,040 He might like that, he might be into that 424 00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:29,040 Yeah you don't know 425 00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:31,040 No I'm hung out with black bear 426 00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:33,040 Did you guys have sex? 427 00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:35,040 Nah, nah man 428 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:37,040 So you've never touched the black bear's penis? 429 00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:39,040 Hell nah 430 00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:41,040 You've never touched the black bear's penis 431 00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:43,040 No black bear don't do that man 432 00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:45,040 No black bear don't do that man, he don't do that 433 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:47,040 So you've never touched 434 00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:49,040 The black bear's penis 435 00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:51,040 Your hand's on the bible right now 436 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:53,040 Yes, where is it at? 437 00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:55,040 This is the bible 438 00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:57,040 It's a laptop 439 00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:59,040 So yeah man 440 00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:03,040 Never touched the black bear's dick 441 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:05,040 Have we put you on a polygraph test? 442 00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:07,040 Oh yeah, you gonna pass? 443 00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:09,040 I believe you brad 444 00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:11,040 Cause I'm not the black bear 445 00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:13,040 You're not 446 00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:15,040 I never said that 447 00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:17,040 He did just ask if you ever 448 00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:19,040 Just touched his penis 449 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:21,040 And you haven't, I believe you 450 00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:23,040 If I was the black bear I would have said yeah 451 00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:25,040 Cause you know I gotta go to the restroom and take a piss and shit 452 00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:27,040 But no, I'm not the black bear 453 00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:29,040 That's the only time you touch your penis? 454 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:31,040 Huh? 455 00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:33,040 Has anybody ever touched the black bear's penis? 456 00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:35,040 What? 457 00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:37,040 I guess the black bear himself? 458 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:39,040 Yeah, so he has 459 00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:41,040 How often does he do that? 460 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:43,040 Oh I don't know man, I don't talk to him 461 00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:45,040 We don't talk about that man 462 00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:47,040 All I know is he go out there and whoop his ass 463 00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:49,040 Did you say one to two times a week 464 00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:51,040 Multiple times a day, once a day 465 00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:53,040 I don't know 466 00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:55,040 I don't know, I never 467 00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:57,040 Never spoke to him man 468 00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:59,040 He just chill at home and eat raw eggs 469 00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:01,040 And sometimes 470 00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:03,040 Eat steel, what's the little thing 471 00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:05,040 Steel links, you know these graves 472 00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,040 Steel links? 473 00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:09,040 Like chain 474 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:11,040 He just breaks a link off and munches 475 00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:13,040 He eats those? Like spaghetti? 476 00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:15,040 That's to get his iron 477 00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:17,040 Does he have another man on the other end of the chain 478 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:19,040 The lady in the trance 479 00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:21,040 He could cook a whole egg on his back 480 00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,040 What? 481 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:25,040 He gets heated 482 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:27,040 He gets so mad he gets heated 483 00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:29,040 And he's ready to go 484 00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:31,040 Egg whites instantly turn white 485 00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:33,040 The yolks turn hard 486 00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:35,040 He's ready to go 487 00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:37,040 Fuck a hot plate 488 00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:39,040 Fuck a hot plate when you got the black bear 489 00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,040 And he's oily and sweaty enough to where he doesn't need 490 00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:43,040 He don't do that oily shit 491 00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:45,040 He don't need it 492 00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:47,040 Because he's the black bear 493 00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:49,040 And he sweats a lot 494 00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:53,040 He's very sweaty so he don't need oil man 495 00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:55,040 He's going to get wet man, you're not going to be able to touch him 496 00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:57,040 Oh my god 497 00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,040 I cannot wait for this 498 00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:01,040 November 2nd it's going down 499 00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:03,040 The priest and the beast 500 00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:05,040 The priest and the fucking beast 501 00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:07,040 The priest and the beast 502 00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:09,040 Hell yeah, I can't wait to see this 503 00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:11,040 This is going to be my first time seeing him in the ring 504 00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:13,040 Hell yeah 505 00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:15,040 It's always been street shit in the woods 506 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,040 But now you out there doing it for real 507 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:19,040 Who you guys got your money on? 508 00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:25,040 I'm leaning towards priest because black bear is such an amateur 509 00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:27,040 No man, black bear is a man 510 00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:31,040 But he's never had professional fights 511 00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:33,040 Nobody's even touched his penis 512 00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:35,040 You can't trust a man that nobody's ever touched 513 00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:37,040 Why you think nobody? Because he's so tough 514 00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:39,040 Well you told us nobody did besides him 515 00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:41,040 Yeah, besides him 516 00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:43,040 Because he's the black bear 517 00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:45,040 He got to, how else are you going to 518 00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:47,040 He doesn't have a lady black bear? 519 00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:49,040 Lady black bear, yes he does 520 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,040 So that may be that 521 00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:53,040 Yeah, there we go, look at that 522 00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:55,040 They probably, yeah, black bears 523 00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:57,040 Gonna make some bear cubs 524 00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:59,040 Hell yeah man 525 00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:01,040 Hole in his ass 526 00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:03,040 No 527 00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:05,040 Are you going to be like Goldilocks? 528 00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:07,040 No, he don't take it, he would have to 529 00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:09,040 This asshole is just right 530 00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:11,040 Yup, yup 531 00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:13,040 He would need a one going in it 532 00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:15,040 That's good stuff 533 00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:17,040 That is good stuff 534 00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:19,040 Yeah, and a man's ass dude 535 00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:21,040 Black bear's the pro man 536 00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:23,040 Didn't they eat her at the end of that story? 537 00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:25,040 I think in the original 538 00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:27,040 They come and find a girl in their house to kill her 539 00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:29,040 Brother Grimm stories, yes 540 00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:31,040 Yeah, they all had bad 541 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,040 Sleeping Beauty, like the glass slipper was actually like a glass in a slipper 542 00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:35,040 Or some shit 543 00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:37,040 Some crazy shit 544 00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:39,040 The Hansel and Gretel ones fucked up 545 00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:41,040 Hansel and Gretel's fucked up, Little Mermaid's fucked up too 546 00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:43,040 The original one? 547 00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:45,040 Yeah, the original one 548 00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:47,040 Look at the original 549 00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:49,040 The original Pinocchio is fucked up 550 00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:51,040 Yeah, dude, Guillermo del Toro has a Pinocchio on Netflix 551 00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:53,040 It's actually incredible 552 00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:55,040 It's great 553 00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:57,040 More based off the original? 554 00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:59,040 No, it's like his own, it's crazy 555 00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:01,040 The guy did Hellboy 556 00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:03,040 Yeah, so it's like wild 557 00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:05,040 And the Shape of Water 558 00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:07,040 Yeah, I watched that 559 00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:09,040 That one best movie 560 00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:11,040 Hell yeah, he gonna get me 561 00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:13,040 Okay, you guys ready? 562 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:15,040 That's Hans Christian Andersen 563 00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:17,040 First published in 1834 564 00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:19,040 The Little Mermaid was written in 565 00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:21,040 Danish, entitled 566 00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:23,040 Den Little 567 00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:25,040 What the fuck? 568 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:27,040 Okay, so this is what it was originally called 569 00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:29,040 Den Little Haverfrug 570 00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:31,040 The Little Mermaid is a literal 571 00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:33,040 Is a literary 572 00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:35,040 Fairy tale 573 00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:37,040 The plot is drawn from Hans Christian 574 00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:39,040 Andersen's imagination 575 00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:41,040 Rather than a specific photo 576 00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:43,040 However, Andersen's writing 577 00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:45,040 Was influenced by traditional 578 00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:47,040 Folklore and 579 00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:49,040 Merfolk and water 580 00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:51,040 Nymphs 581 00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:53,040 What the fuck? 582 00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:55,040 Nymphs 583 00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:57,040 You said a nymph 584 00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:59,040 I just don't know what any of those are 585 00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:01,040 Folklore, what's merfolk? 586 00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:03,040 Like a merperson 587 00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:05,040 Mermaid, merdog 588 00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:07,040 I guess, mer 589 00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:09,040 Okay, let's just go to the story 590 00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:11,040 When the mermaid saves a drowning human 591 00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:13,040 Prince, she learns that 592 00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:15,040 The love of a human might allow her to 593 00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:17,040 Have a mortal soul 594 00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,040 The mermaid decides to venture onto land 595 00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:21,040 But her leg comes at a price 596 00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:23,040 Transformed by sea witches 597 00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:25,040 She must marry the prince 598 00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:27,040 Or risk death 599 00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:29,040 When the prince marries another 600 00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:31,040 The mermaid sacrifices herself 601 00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:33,040 Instead of harming the prince 602 00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,040 For good deeds 603 00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,040 The mermaid is given a mortal soul 604 00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:39,040 Nah, it gets fucked up though 605 00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:41,040 There's like a fucked up part 606 00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:43,040 Like the part about her leg 607 00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:45,040 Nah, he wrote it 608 00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,040 So it's like right 609 00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:49,040 Let's see 610 00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:51,040 Damn 611 00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:53,040 That's not 612 00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:55,040 Yeah, that's just probably the ending 613 00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:57,040 Let me just see summary 614 00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,040 Or ending, bad ending 615 00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:01,040 Good, good 616 00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:03,040 Is that the end of the story? 617 00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:05,040 Yeah, she sacrifices herself 618 00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:07,040 I guess that might be it 619 00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:09,040 Turns into seafoam 620 00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:11,040 But her soul is immortal because God 621 00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:13,040 That's all she had to do from the beginning 622 00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:15,040 Hans Christian Andersen 623 00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:17,040 I just call him Hans now 624 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,040 Do all that 625 00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:21,040 On a first name basis 626 00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:23,040 HKA 627 00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:25,040 Hans Christian 628 00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:27,040 HCA 629 00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:29,040 That was a K 630 00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:31,040 If you could be in any 631 00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:33,040 Can you look up HP Lovecraft's cat? 632 00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:35,040 You know who HP Lovecraft is? 633 00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:37,040 I'll do that in front of 634 00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:39,040 In front of who? 635 00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:41,040 What? 636 00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:43,040 In front of a Haitian 637 00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,040 Let's see this guy 638 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:47,040 Look up his cat 639 00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:49,040 That looks like 640 00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:51,040 Lake Russell 641 00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:53,040 Move that 642 00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:55,040 Yeah, let's see 643 00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:57,040 Yeah, and this is 644 00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:59,040 And the cat is going to tie it all together 645 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:01,040 That's when he gets mad at basketball 646 00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:03,040 And scrunches his lips up 647 00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:05,040 And he says this 648 00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:07,040 Look, cat name is the first result 649 00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:09,040 No, dude 650 00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:11,040 It's the first thing that pops up 651 00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,040 Alright, let's see 652 00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:15,040 It says HP Lovecraft's cat name 653 00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:17,040 That is not true 654 00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:19,040 The one below that's highlighted in blue 655 00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,040 Oh, fuck that 656 00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:23,040 It says 657 00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:25,040 Nigga man, that's fucked up 658 00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:27,040 That's horrible shit 659 00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:29,040 That's very bad 660 00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:31,040 That's what he named his cat 661 00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:33,040 Why would they do that? 662 00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:35,040 It was a joke 663 00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:37,040 What year was this? 664 00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:39,040 The 20s or something 665 00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:41,040 Brandon, you know Cthulhu? 666 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,040 No, 1904 667 00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:45,040 Dante talks about him 668 00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:47,040 In his set 669 00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:49,040 He's like an octopus 670 00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:51,040 He kind of looks like Davy Jones 671 00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:53,040 He's an Eldritch God 672 00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:55,040 There he is 673 00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:57,040 Right there, dude 674 00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:59,040 That's his picture in his mind 675 00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,040 He's like the unknowable horrors 676 00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,040 That's all he is 677 00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:05,040 That's pretty cool 678 00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:07,040 Oh my gosh, that's funny 679 00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:09,040 Dr. Swine 680 00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:11,040 Sup, yo 681 00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:13,040 Yeah, that's funny 682 00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:15,040 Those things look cool 683 00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:17,040 Click on some more pictures 684 00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:19,040 Every teen nowadays goes through a Cthulhu phase 685 00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:21,040 This is bullshit 686 00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:23,040 This is like the beginning of the cryptids 687 00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,040 The Thomas Shelby Cthulhu 688 00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:27,040 Is what he clicks on 689 00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:29,040 Look at that, is that a whole ship? 690 00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:31,040 He's supposed to be so big 691 00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:33,040 It's like incomprehensible 692 00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:35,040 It's like Jurassic Park right here 693 00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:37,040 Do you remember that little T-Rex? 694 00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:39,040 When he ate him on the toilet 695 00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:41,040 It was the picture 696 00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:43,040 It was like the main picture whenever the T-Rex would come up 697 00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:45,040 I bet you 698 00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:47,040 Let me search it up and show you 699 00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:49,040 Was it Wayne Knight? 700 00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:51,040 What? 701 00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:53,040 Who's that actor's name? 702 00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:55,040 Newton 703 00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:57,040 He was from Seinfeld 704 00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:59,040 Oh, yeah 705 00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:01,040 Newman 706 00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:03,040 I think his name is Wayne Knight or something 707 00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:05,040 Yeah, I think 708 00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:07,040 He's the one who dies in the toilet 709 00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:09,040 Yeah, okay 710 00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:11,040 Yeah, Wayne Knight, there we go 711 00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:13,040 My favorite kid 712 00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:15,040 He's in Space Jam 713 00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:17,040 Yeah, dude 714 00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:19,040 The Space Jam is way more iconic 715 00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:21,040 I knew him from that 70's show 716 00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,040 There was an episode where 717 00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:25,040 Eric, it's like a Ghost of Christmas 718 00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:27,040 Past episode 719 00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:29,040 How's he fucked up with Donna 720 00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:31,040 Or some shit 721 00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:33,040 And he was the angel 722 00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:35,040 Oh my gosh 723 00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:37,040 I've seen every episode 724 00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:39,040 I love that 70's show 725 00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:41,040 My favorite scene in that 70's show is when 726 00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:43,040 Donna finds 727 00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:45,040 The panties in his car 728 00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:47,040 And pulls the fucking rope 729 00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:49,040 And then 730 00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:51,040 He comes in and Kelso and 731 00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:53,040 Wilder, Valderrama, what was his name? 732 00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:55,040 Fess 733 00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:57,040 They got down and were worshiping him 734 00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:59,040 They thought that he fucked Donna's mom 735 00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:01,040 Oh, it was Donna's mom's panties, yes 736 00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:03,040 That's so good 737 00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:05,040 That's good, the episode where Joseph Gordon Leavitt 738 00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:07,040 Kisses Eric's hilarious 739 00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:09,040 Oh yeah, where he plays a gay dude 740 00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:11,040 And then he like 741 00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:13,040 Freaks 742 00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:15,040 And stops being friends with him 743 00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:17,040 And everybody's like 744 00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:19,040 Yeah, that guy's weird 745 00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:21,040 That's crazy 746 00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:23,040 You're dressed like Danny Masterson 747 00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:25,040 Right now 748 00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:27,040 That's my costume 749 00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:29,040 I gotta watch 750 00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:31,040 This show, man 751 00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:33,040 It's great, you like it 752 00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:35,040 I almost saw the 90's show, they got the 90's 753 00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:37,040 I heard that somewhere 754 00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:39,040 It got canceled, bro 755 00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:41,040 When? 756 00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:43,040 That's crazy, man 757 00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:45,040 It must have sucked 758 00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:47,040 Or it's just 759 00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:49,040 The reboots 760 00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:51,040 They hype them up too much 761 00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:53,040 Fuller House, the first 762 00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:55,040 Episode of Fuller House 763 00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:57,040 So Mary, Kate and Ashley weren't in it 764 00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:59,040 In the reboot 765 00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:01,040 The very first scene, they were like 766 00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:03,040 Where's, I don't remember her character's name 767 00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:05,040 Michelle 768 00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:07,040 And Bob Saget goes 769 00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:09,040 R.I.P. 770 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,040 And Bob Saget goes 771 00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:13,040 She's busy running a fashion empire 772 00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,040 In New York 773 00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:17,040 And they all looked at the camera 774 00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:19,040 Like they were making a joke 775 00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:21,040 About Mary, Kate, Ashley 776 00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:23,040 Not being on the show 777 00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:25,040 But like, what the fuck are you doing? 778 00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:27,040 Yeah, you didn't have to 779 00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:29,040 Yeah 780 00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:31,040 Dude, that show though 781 00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:33,040 I used to watch it 782 00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:35,040 Nick and Knight 783 00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:37,040 I used to call it something different 784 00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:39,040 Wait a minute 785 00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:45,040 No, that show was 786 00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:47,040 I used to want to be Jesse 787 00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:49,040 Which one was Jesse? 788 00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:51,040 Stamos 789 00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:53,040 I used to want to be Stamos 790 00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:55,040 You probably made me a little gay 791 00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:57,040 He aged well too 792 00:45:57,040 --> 00:45:59,040 Stamos? 793 00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:01,040 Yeah, he did really well 794 00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:03,040 You think he's all natural 795 00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:05,040 He looks better than Rob Lowe 796 00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:07,040 Look at this 797 00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:09,040 Dude, look at him 798 00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:11,040 And that doesn't look like much work 799 00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:13,040 His nose maybe 800 00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:15,040 He'd probably get bolt house or something 801 00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:17,040 But he's like, ain't he 60s? 802 00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:19,040 That's a good looking dude 803 00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:21,040 He's 61 804 00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:23,040 To look like that 805 00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:25,040 But yeah, to look like that's crazy 806 00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:27,040 A little old 807 00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:29,040 He had like a drinking problem 808 00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:31,040 That was his thing 809 00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:33,040 He's getting to him a little 810 00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:37,040 I mean the bottom of his face disappeared 811 00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:39,040 He kind of looks like Dr. Oz in that one 812 00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:41,040 What's he doing with that child though? 813 00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:43,040 That's kind of 814 00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:45,040 Are you talking about Michelle? 815 00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:47,040 Mary Kay, that's one of them 816 00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:49,040 Why'd they take that? 817 00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:51,040 Because they were their uncles 818 00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:53,040 It's usually somebody you know 819 00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:55,040 That is a little weird 820 00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:57,040 What's that picture of Ryan Gosling? 821 00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:59,040 That's not all kids 822 00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:01,040 Yeah, but why are we doing Don't Click On It? 823 00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:03,040 Trust me, I'm not clicking on it 824 00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:05,040 Hell yeah dude 825 00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:07,040 Click on this one, the gay one 826 00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:09,040 Sure 827 00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:11,040 Dude 828 00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:13,040 Who's the hottest dude you think? 829 00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:15,040 Brad Pitt 830 00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:17,040 Brad Pitt's good looking 831 00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:19,040 I don't know if he's the hottest dude 832 00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:21,040 I think Stamos over Pitt bro 833 00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:23,040 It's an argument 834 00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:25,040 But it's Brad Pitt 835 00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:27,040 You ever see Brad Pitt meet Joe Black? 836 00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:29,040 Nope 837 00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:31,040 After this look up Johnny Depp's teeth 838 00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:33,040 After this look up Johnny Depp's teeth 839 00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:35,040 Now or since ever? 840 00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:37,040 Now or since ever? 841 00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:39,040 It's meet Joe Black 842 00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:41,040 It's meet Joe Black 843 00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:43,040 Look at that 844 00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:45,040 That's not better than Stamos 845 00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:47,040 That looks pretty good though 846 00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:49,040 He looks like a young Robert Redford 847 00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:51,040 That looks pretty damn good 848 00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:53,040 And that's like real too 849 00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:55,040 That's like a real pretty man 850 00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:57,040 I love her in there 851 00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:59,040 I don't know about her in any movies but she 852 00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:01,040 Oh yeah 853 00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:03,040 Who is that? 854 00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:05,040 Suzanne Parrish 855 00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:07,040 Claire Forlani 856 00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:09,040 Look up Johnny Depp's teeth 857 00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:11,040 They're horrible 858 00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:13,040 And he's not American 859 00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:15,040 These teeth are fucked up 860 00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:17,040 What the fuck 861 00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:19,040 Wait what is that red and shit 862 00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:21,040 That's a gold one 863 00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:23,040 Well one is 864 00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:25,040 Maybe three 865 00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:27,040 Maybe three 866 00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:29,040 There we go 867 00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:31,040 Oh my god 868 00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:33,040 And also very ugly 869 00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,040 Look at him his face 870 00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:37,040 You can definitely afford better teeth 871 00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:39,040 Yeah but he's doing coke fucking all the time 872 00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:41,040 He doesn't give a fuck 873 00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:43,040 It's like a Tim Burton movie right there 874 00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:45,040 Good shit Brandon 875 00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:49,040 They made his teeth better to be Jack Sparrow 876 00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:51,040 Click on Jack Sparrow 877 00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:53,040 Click on the pirate 878 00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:55,040 Fucking pirate 879 00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:57,040 They made them better 880 00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:59,040 That's crazy 881 00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:01,040 I would have kept it 882 00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:03,040 Dude at least he doesn't have like super big gums 883 00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:05,040 You ever see anybody that's like all gums 884 00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:07,040 Little teeth 885 00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:09,040 It's almost always women 886 00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:11,040 I do agree mostly 887 00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:13,040 They look like titans from Attack on Titan 888 00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:15,040 Oh look up 889 00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:17,040 Oh shoot look up 890 00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:19,040 Dave from Community 891 00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:21,040 Is he big gums or little teeth 892 00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:23,040 I can't see it on there at all 893 00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:25,040 This guy is 894 00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:27,040 Well he doesn't but he looks like he has big gums 895 00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:29,040 He got big teeth 896 00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:31,040 Big ass teeth 897 00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:33,040 That dude that was about to fuck Brandon up 898 00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:35,040 One of your friends 899 00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:37,040 Oh that looks see 900 00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:39,040 Damn 901 00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:41,040 Look up 902 00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:43,040 Look at the yearbook quote from Community 903 00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:45,040 You probably can't tell by looking at me 904 00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:47,040 But I'm doing it 905 00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:49,040 That's hilarious 906 00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:51,040 Throw away joke 907 00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:53,040 That's wild 908 00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:55,040 I love Community 909 00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:57,040 Shout out 910 00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:59,040 He's a great show 911 00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:01,040 What's that about 912 00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:03,040 Just a college community college 913 00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:05,040 A study group and they're just friends 914 00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:07,040 The guy who made Rick and Morty did it 915 00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:09,040 Oh shit I actually did hear about this 916 00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:11,040 With Chevy Chase because I remember somebody said 917 00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:13,040 Chevy Chase is really like racist 918 00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:15,040 Extant 919 00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:17,040 Ken Jong's best role by far 920 00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:19,040 Better than Hangover 921 00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:21,040 Oh so much better 922 00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:23,040 Because he gets to be that 923 00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:25,040 But also like a real character 924 00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:27,040 Like it's really great 925 00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:29,040 That dude is hilarious 926 00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:31,040 The Indian dude 927 00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:33,040 Dude Danny Pooty yes he's really funny 928 00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:35,040 What is this 929 00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:37,040 This was his best role 930 00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:39,040 I feel like one of his best roles 931 00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:41,040 Ken Jong when he was on here 932 00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:43,040 Brendan Fraser 933 00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,040 I've never heard of this movie 934 00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:47,040 Furry Vengeance 935 00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:49,040 I saw this when it came out 936 00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:51,040 I went to go see this 937 00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:53,040 I bought the DVD 938 00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:55,040 I love this movie 939 00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:57,040 When did it come out 940 00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:59,040 2009 941 00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:01,040 2010 942 00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:03,040 Fuck over the year 943 00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:05,040 Damn you've been slacking 944 00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:07,040 This movie is perfect 945 00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:09,040 It's got a heavy 3.9 on IMDB 946 00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:11,040 It looks pretty good 947 00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:13,040 We should watch it 948 00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:15,040 Is it like Dr. Dolittle 949 00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:17,040 No no because the animals hate him 950 00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:19,040 They going after him 951 00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:21,040 It's the opposite 952 00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:23,040 Dr. Dolot 953 00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:25,040 It's like a gang war 954 00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:27,040 With retail people 955 00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:29,040 What's the people that sell houses 956 00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:31,040 Real estate 957 00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:33,040 In 2009 958 00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:35,040 That's risky 959 00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:37,040 To talk about selling houses 960 00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:39,040 Not only do we have to deal 961 00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:41,040 With the animals on Wall Street 962 00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:43,040 Look at the line up 963 00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:45,040 Brendan Fraser, Brooke Shields 964 00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:47,040 John 965 00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:49,040 Pro Cop 966 00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:51,040 Angela Kinsey 967 00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:53,040 Oh dude we should take 968 00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:55,040 The Kinsey scale test 969 00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:57,040 Patrice O'Neill 970 00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:59,040 He's definitely voicing something 971 00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:01,040 He's voicing the bear 972 00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:03,040 My favorite character by the way 973 00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:05,040 What did you say dude 974 00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:07,040 The bear 975 00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:09,040 What did you say dude 976 00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:11,040 The Kinsey test, you ever heard of that 977 00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:13,040 JJ you know what the Kinsey scale is 978 00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:15,040 I feel like I've heard of it 979 00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:17,040 It's like a 0 to 10 how gay or straight you are 980 00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:19,040 Oh yes the spectrum 981 00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:21,040 Let's do it 982 00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:23,040 Brendan just take it real quick 983 00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:25,040 You gotta click the country 984 00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:27,040 Okay 985 00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:29,040 Alright so the first one 986 00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:31,040 Okay so who's doing this first 987 00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:33,040 You 988 00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:35,040 You know what 989 00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:37,040 I know somebody you could be driving 990 00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:39,040 I'm gonna read it, to whom you're attracted to 991 00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:41,040 You got both men and women 992 00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:43,040 Mostly people 993 00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:45,040 Of the opposite sex from mine 994 00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:47,040 Mostly people of the same sex 995 00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:49,040 As mine 996 00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:51,040 Only people of the opposite 997 00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:53,040 Okay they're trying to confuse the fucker 998 00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:55,040 It's not a trick question 999 00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:57,040 They're doing this shit on purpose 1000 00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:59,040 Keep on going 1001 00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:01,040 Okay only people 1002 00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:03,040 Same sex, they have a group 1003 00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:05,040 Wait no 1004 00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:07,040 Let him take it 1005 00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:09,040 Okay so the first one 1006 00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:11,040 The one I clicked on was the one that said only people of the same sex 1007 00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:13,040 It's just my preference 1008 00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:15,040 That's his preference dude 1009 00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:17,040 Everybody has a different one 1010 00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:19,040 Who you had sex with 1011 00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:21,040 Both men and women prefer 1012 00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:23,040 But I prefer people of opposite sex 1013 00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:25,040 Both men and women but I prefer the same 1014 00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:27,040 That's okay 1015 00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:29,040 Only people of sex 1016 00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:31,040 Of mine are only 1017 00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:33,040 Only people 1018 00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:35,040 Of the same sex as mine 1019 00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:37,040 Let me read this 1020 00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:39,040 Only people of the opposite sex as mine 1021 00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:41,040 Okay so that's it, only people of the opposite sex 1022 00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:43,040 Let's go to the next one 1023 00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:45,040 Whom do you have 1024 00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:47,040 Sexual fantasies 1025 00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:49,040 Okay so you know it's the same thing 1026 00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:51,040 So I guess only 1027 00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:53,040 Only people of the opposite sex 1028 00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:55,040 From mine 1029 00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:57,040 Okay so only people of the opposite sex from mine 1030 00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:59,040 Whom do you 1031 00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:01,040 Form strong emotional bonds 1032 00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:05,040 What do they mean by that 1033 00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:07,040 Just strong bonds 1034 00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:09,040 Like friendships, relationships 1035 00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:13,040 So is it like more than usual 1036 00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:15,040 Just talking to people 1037 00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:17,040 Nothing sexual 1038 00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:19,040 You know like with your family 1039 00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:21,040 It could be your family, your friends 1040 00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:23,040 You know your loved one 1041 00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:25,040 Really? Yeah 1042 00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:27,040 I guess both for that part 1043 00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:29,040 How do you 1044 00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:31,040 Who do you feel the most comfortable 1045 00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:33,040 Socializing with 1046 00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:37,040 Now be honest bro 1047 00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:39,040 I guess, I mean 1048 00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:41,040 Just talking to 1049 00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:43,040 Everybody's cool to talk to 1050 00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:45,040 The idea of 1051 00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:47,040 Having sex with somebody opposite 1052 00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:49,040 Okay 1053 00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:51,040 Okay it's just the idea of having 1054 00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:53,040 Okay somebody opposite sex from mine is 1055 00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:55,040 Okay 1056 00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:57,040 Why they got the last two as the worst ones 1057 00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:59,040 What? 1058 00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:01,040 Disgusting and negative 1059 00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:03,040 Well you might think that 1060 00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:05,040 About it 1061 00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:07,040 I guess for me 1062 00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:09,040 Wait I thought you loved it 1063 00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:11,040 No 1064 00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:13,040 The last one, the idea of having sex with someone 1065 00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:15,040 Of the same sex as mine is 1066 00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:17,040 Wait a minute 1067 00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:19,040 Wait a minute 1068 00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:21,040 Hold up 1069 00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:23,040 No Brandon this is the last question 1070 00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:25,040 I'm sorry I thought the other one was reverse 1071 00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:27,040 This ain't fucking with you 1072 00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:29,040 It's tricky, sneak up on 1073 00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:31,040 Trans agenda 1074 00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:33,040 The idea of having sex with someone 1075 00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:35,040 Of the same sex as mine is 1076 00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:37,040 Hold on I gotta go back 1077 00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:39,040 Okay 1078 00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:45,040 Damn man I wasn't thinking 1079 00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:47,040 Hold on, desirable for the number six 1080 00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:49,040 That's how you really feel Brandon 1081 00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:51,040 Okay 1082 00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:53,040 I read it wrong 1083 00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:55,040 I don't know what this is going to say about you 1084 00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:57,040 Okay so dude 1085 00:55:57,040 --> 00:55:59,040 I must have dyslexia because I'm really struggling 1086 00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:01,040 I think you're just gay 1087 00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:05,040 I'm trying to read this shit 1088 00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:07,040 Alright let's see 1089 00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:09,040 What does it say? 1090 00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:11,040 Heterosexual 1091 00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:13,040 So who's next? 1092 00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:15,040 Wait wait wait 1093 00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:17,040 It says heterosexual incidental 1094 00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:19,040 Homosexual tendencies 1095 00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:21,040 I was listening to what y'all said 1096 00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:23,040 Don't blame it on us 1097 00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:25,040 Don't you blame it on us 1098 00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:27,040 The emotional bond thing 1099 00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:29,040 I thought that was just like normal 1100 00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:31,040 It was 1101 00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:33,040 And how did this happen? 1102 00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:37,040 It sounds like you're disgusted 1103 00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:39,040 No I'm not, I'm not 1104 00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:41,040 But Brandon look you barely 1105 00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:43,040 Have any of that rainbow on you 1106 00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:45,040 I think that's good 1107 00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:47,040 I think that's great 1108 00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:49,040 You seem really upset about it 1109 00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:51,040 Oh my god 1110 00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:53,040 How did this happen? 1111 00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:55,040 Hey man, taste the rainbow man 1112 00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:57,040 There you go 1113 00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:59,040 So you're gay, you guys heard it here first 1114 00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:01,040 But it's just a slight corner 1115 00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:03,040 You just gotta line up 1116 00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:05,040 It's okay dude I got a two 1117 00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:07,040 You got a two? 1118 00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:09,040 Hell yeah 1119 00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:11,040 Anybody else take your test? 1120 00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:13,040 How much can you really tell in seven questions? 1121 00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:15,040 Yeah the real test I think is a lot of questions 1122 00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:17,040 It's like do you want to bang your grandma 1123 00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:19,040 Like all that shit 1124 00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:21,040 If they gave Brandon 20 questions 1125 00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:23,040 He would without a doubt be a five 1126 00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:25,040 He would have misread all that shit 1127 00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:27,040 They did that already 1128 00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:29,040 The way they mixed it 1129 00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:31,040 I know man 1130 00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:33,040 I'm so glad I caught it 1131 00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:35,040 This is the trans agenda dog 1132 00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:37,040 This is me 1133 00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:39,040 That's just my preference 1134 00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:41,040 Clip that 1135 00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:43,040 God damn 1136 00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:45,040 This guy studied sexuality back in the day 1137 00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:47,040 Came up with a test for it 1138 00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:49,040 What's his name like? Milford Kinsey? 1139 00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:51,040 Alfred Kinsey 1140 00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:53,040 Liam Neeson played him in the movie 1141 00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:55,040 It's a crazy movie 1142 00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:57,040 He's testing people's sexuality 1143 00:57:57,040 --> 00:57:59,040 So he's talking to a guy 1144 00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:01,040 That can come in two seconds 1145 00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:03,040 It's crazy 1146 00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:05,040 But for what purpose? 1147 00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:07,040 To study human sexuality 1148 00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:09,040 So he just did everything sexual 1149 00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:11,040 He just wanted to know more about human sexuality 1150 00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:13,040 Dude I want to be that guy 1151 00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:15,040 I want to figure out what's going on 1152 00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:17,040 He was like the first 1153 00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:19,040 It was when gay shit was still illegal 1154 00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:21,040 And he was coming out saying 1155 00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:23,040 30% of the population is gay 1156 00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:25,040 Everyone has gay thoughts 1157 00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:27,040 They throw him in jail like Galileo 1158 00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:29,040 That's not true 1159 00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:31,040 And apologize 1160 00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:33,040 We're throwing you in jail for a telescope too 1161 00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:35,040 Skin telescope 1162 00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:37,040 I'm gonna go with a good telescope 1163 00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:41,040 Good telescope 1164 00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:43,040 How do you feel about your new identity? 1165 00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:45,040 My new identity 1166 00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:47,040 Now you're on two spectrums 1167 00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:49,040 Identity is the same here man 1168 00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:51,040 You're pretty comfortable 1169 00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:53,040 Yeah but it's not exclusively 1170 00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:55,040 It's the same 1171 00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:57,040 Incidental 1172 00:58:57,040 --> 00:58:59,040 Meaning instances where you might have gotten molested 1173 00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:01,040 Or you liked 1174 00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:03,040 A touch from 1175 00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:05,040 Oh no 1176 00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:07,040 I think that's what it says 1177 00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:09,040 No 1178 00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:11,040 It's okay 1179 00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:13,040 I'd be on there 1180 00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:15,040 He's getting more outraged 1181 00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:17,040 No 1182 00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:19,040 That's what you scored 1183 00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:21,040 Girls like guys that can be 1184 00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:23,040 A little fluid 1185 00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:25,040 No I think 1186 00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:29,040 I don't know 1187 00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:31,040 I think the test 1188 00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:33,040 I feel like I'm 1189 00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:35,040 You know what 1190 00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:37,040 No this is good 1191 00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:39,040 You just saw 1192 00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:41,040 A lie 1193 00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:43,040 A manufactured lie 1194 00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:45,040 He's going through 1195 00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:47,040 Every fucking emotion 1196 00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:49,040 To being you 1197 00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:51,040 To Brandon being gay 1198 00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:53,040 Hey 1199 00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:55,040 If you're gay I'm gonna arrest you 1200 00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:57,040 That's all I'm saying 1201 00:59:57,040 --> 00:59:59,040 JJ's already in jail for it 1202 00:59:59,040 --> 01:00:01,040 I'm gay I'm gay as hell dude 1203 01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:03,040 If I get fired 1204 01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:05,040 It is because I'm gay 1205 01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:07,040 Hell yeah 1206 01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:09,040 That's the only reason 1207 01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:11,040 You know gay people can be 1208 01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:13,040 Menaces too JJ 1209 01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:15,040 I've never met one 1210 01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:19,040 Oh my gosh dude 1211 01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:21,040 I don't know if this is 1212 01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:23,040 Okay to say on the podcast 1213 01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:25,040 But me and my 1214 01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:27,040 Girlfriend went to a rainbow kitten surprise 1215 01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:29,040 Hell yeah 1216 01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:31,040 At the Orion it was pretty sick 1217 01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:33,040 We got like right in the front 1218 01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:35,040 We got there super early 1219 01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:37,040 We were right in the front on the railing 1220 01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:39,040 The pit like right in front of the stage 1221 01:00:39,040 --> 01:00:41,040 First people right fucking there dude 1222 01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:43,040 And rainbow kitten 1223 01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:45,040 Surprise when they were performing they do all these 1224 01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:47,040 I don't know what that is but they do all these 1225 01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:49,040 Crazy colored lights and stuff 1226 01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:51,040 And the light show was pretty sick 1227 01:00:51,040 --> 01:00:53,040 At the Orion it was nice 1228 01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:55,040 And there was one portion 1229 01:00:55,040 --> 01:00:57,040 Of the show where they 1230 01:00:57,040 --> 01:00:59,040 Turned like a black lightish 1231 01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:01,040 Thing on and you know like 1232 01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:03,040 When you're at a bowling alley and you're wearing a 1233 01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:05,040 White t-shirt it lights up or your 1234 01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:07,040 Shoe strings they light up 1235 01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:09,040 Just the clientele 1236 01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:11,040 Of the 1237 01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:13,040 Rainbow kitten surprise band 1238 01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:15,040 The person next to me 1239 01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:17,040 They had some 1240 01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:19,040 On their arm 1241 01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:21,040 Some score tissue 1242 01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:23,040 It lit up 1243 01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:25,040 That's cool 1244 01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:27,040 Yeah I love it 1245 01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:29,040 Built in accessories 1246 01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:31,040 Yeah dude you know but sometimes 1247 01:01:31,040 --> 01:01:33,040 You skill it Raves DIY shit 1248 01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:35,040 Wanna be a tiger 1249 01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:39,040 There you go 1250 01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:41,040 I mean that's probably one theory 1251 01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:43,040 I'd be afraid 1252 01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:45,040 My cum pants would light up too like 1253 01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:47,040 That's what I thought you were about to say 1254 01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:49,040 Blind the person next to me 1255 01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:51,040 Brandon went his fucking ass 1256 01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:53,040 Would be just like a huge 1257 01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:55,040 Splatter of cum 1258 01:01:55,040 --> 01:01:57,040 On my ass 1259 01:01:57,040 --> 01:01:59,040 Yeah dude because you're 1260 01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:01,040 That's incidental 1261 01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:03,040 An incident just occurred 1262 01:02:03,040 --> 01:02:05,040 No man dude 1263 01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:07,040 I took the test wrong 1264 01:02:07,040 --> 01:02:09,040 I won't click no on everything 1265 01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:11,040 Well you took it 1266 01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:17,040 So it's either this and the IQ 1267 01:02:17,040 --> 01:02:19,040 Tester are both wrong or 1268 01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:21,040 They're both right 1269 01:02:21,040 --> 01:02:23,040 The IQ test was pretty good 1270 01:02:23,040 --> 01:02:25,040 That was a good score so we're gonna say yeah 1271 01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:27,040 That's a good score 1272 01:02:27,040 --> 01:02:29,040 Second place 1273 01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:31,040 Yeah 1274 01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:33,040 He can't be mad 1275 01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:35,040 No he can't be mad at it 1276 01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:37,040 Right because it's a good goddamn score 1277 01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:39,040 I believe it too 1278 01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:41,040 I'm gonna ask this one here a little influenced 1279 01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:43,040 By yourself 1280 01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:45,040 By your hornyness for men 1281 01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:47,040 I misread some of it 1282 01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:49,040 You might have dyslexia 1283 01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:51,040 Dyslexia 1284 01:02:51,040 --> 01:02:53,040 Saying this in the hot dog 1285 01:02:53,040 --> 01:02:55,040 You have 1286 01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:57,040 Dyslexia you see a vagina and think 1287 01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:59,040 It's a penis 1288 01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:03,040 Thank you for hitting it on yourself 1289 01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:05,040 It takes a man of 1290 01:03:05,040 --> 01:03:07,040 Honor to do that 1291 01:03:07,040 --> 01:03:09,040 You're doing it two years 1292 01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:11,040 And the joke was on you 1293 01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:13,040 You get knighted dude 1294 01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:15,040 Night JJ 1295 01:03:15,040 --> 01:03:17,040 Yeah I'll get knighted 1296 01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:19,040 That's bad 1297 01:03:19,040 --> 01:03:21,040 That kinda hurt 1298 01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:23,040 No that's not what I lifted my arm up man 1299 01:03:23,040 --> 01:03:25,040 I got a fucking 1300 01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:27,040 A boil popped up man 1301 01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:29,040 A what? A boil 1302 01:03:29,040 --> 01:03:31,040 On the arm? Yes 1303 01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:33,040 Is it a boil or is it a cyst? 1304 01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:35,040 It's a boil 1305 01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:37,040 I'm predicting it myself 1306 01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:39,040 Damn hold on 1307 01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:41,040 Tell you man we're struggling with words today 1308 01:03:41,040 --> 01:03:43,040 I am self medicating myself 1309 01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:45,040 Or self identifying 1310 01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:47,040 Self diagnosed 1311 01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:49,040 Self diagnosed 1312 01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:51,040 What are you using to treat it? 1313 01:03:51,040 --> 01:03:53,040 I don't know man 1314 01:03:53,040 --> 01:03:55,040 He's not self medicating 1315 01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:57,040 I thought you just let it go away 1316 01:03:57,040 --> 01:03:59,040 As you have you had one before? 1317 01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:01,040 What is it like a big zit? 1318 01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:03,040 No it's a 1319 01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:05,040 What they call the boil thing 1320 01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:07,040 I've never had a boil 1321 01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:09,040 I got a boil on my ass 1322 01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:11,040 Is it just a big zit though? 1323 01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:13,040 That would be like a cyst 1324 01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:15,040 What's a boil? 1325 01:04:15,040 --> 01:04:17,040 A boil is like okay so it's like 1326 01:04:17,040 --> 01:04:19,040 Your skin is almost like 1327 01:04:19,040 --> 01:04:21,040 Saran wrap 1328 01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:23,040 And it's filled up with blood 1329 01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:25,040 And pus 1330 01:04:25,040 --> 01:04:27,040 So you can like you know you just cut them 1331 01:04:27,040 --> 01:04:29,040 You can let them pop naturally 1332 01:04:29,040 --> 01:04:31,040 And then they just go away and they come back 1333 01:04:31,040 --> 01:04:33,040 Sometimes 1334 01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:35,040 Is that a black thing? No 1335 01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:37,040 Sounds like a biblical 1336 01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:39,040 In your own hairs 1337 01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:41,040 Do black people get skin tags type shit? 1338 01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:43,040 Do black people get boils? 1339 01:04:43,040 --> 01:04:45,040 I've never met 1340 01:04:45,040 --> 01:04:47,040 I don't know but I got one on my ass 1341 01:04:47,040 --> 01:04:49,040 Can you look at boils? 1342 01:04:49,040 --> 01:04:51,040 I've got to perform surgery on them 1343 01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:53,040 I never cut it 1344 01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:55,040 You can't but 1345 01:04:55,040 --> 01:04:57,040 It's better to let it go away 1346 01:04:57,040 --> 01:04:59,040 It's going to pop 1347 01:04:59,040 --> 01:05:01,040 You had them before 1348 01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:03,040 Why? 1349 01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:05,040 It's all white boils 1350 01:05:05,040 --> 01:05:07,040 They look like nipples 1351 01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:09,040 Free the boil 1352 01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:11,040 That's not what I got 1353 01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:13,040 I thought that's more like 1354 01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:15,040 See boil versus cyst 1355 01:05:15,040 --> 01:05:17,040 That's a fucking nightmare 1356 01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:19,040 Actually I never saw the one 1357 01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:21,040 You want to see the black one 1358 01:05:21,040 --> 01:05:23,040 Straight on the neck 1359 01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:25,040 They might be the same 1360 01:05:25,040 --> 01:05:27,040 Go to the chart 1361 01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:29,040 Right down 1362 01:05:29,040 --> 01:05:31,040 Now to the left two 1363 01:05:31,040 --> 01:05:33,040 See what it says 1364 01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:35,040 Bacterial 1365 01:05:35,040 --> 01:05:37,040 Cysts are not an infection 1366 01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:43,040 Okay so boils are an infection 1367 01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:45,040 Cysts are not 1368 01:05:45,040 --> 01:05:47,040 Gross 1369 01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:53,040 You probably shouldn't get boils 1370 01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:55,040 Why are you getting boils? 1371 01:05:55,040 --> 01:05:57,040 Ingrown hairs can do it 1372 01:05:57,040 --> 01:05:59,040 You can't stop that 1373 01:05:59,040 --> 01:06:01,040 She spread my ass cheeks 1374 01:06:01,040 --> 01:06:03,040 And closed them within a second 1375 01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:05,040 And she was like you need to lose weight 1376 01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:07,040 Oh that's what that is 1377 01:06:07,040 --> 01:06:09,040 She had to spread your ass to tell you that? 1378 01:06:09,040 --> 01:06:11,040 I didn't want to do it because when you're in the army 1379 01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:13,040 You don't get the same doctor all the time 1380 01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:15,040 So I put it on my chart 1381 01:06:15,040 --> 01:06:17,040 Because I wanted to get this boil on my ass checked out 1382 01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:19,040 And then it was like 1383 01:06:19,040 --> 01:06:21,040 A hot doctor 1384 01:06:21,040 --> 01:06:23,040 And I was like no I'm good 1385 01:06:23,040 --> 01:06:25,040 She was like you put it on your cheek we might as well check it out 1386 01:06:25,040 --> 01:06:27,040 While you're here 1387 01:06:27,040 --> 01:06:29,040 I was like I'm fine 1388 01:06:29,040 --> 01:06:31,040 And then she made me and I bent over the table 1389 01:06:31,040 --> 01:06:33,040 And I swear to God 1390 01:06:33,040 --> 01:06:35,040 No lie it was this fast 1391 01:06:35,040 --> 01:06:37,040 She went just like this 1392 01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:39,040 Closed it 1393 01:06:39,040 --> 01:06:41,040 And then she was like yeah you need to lose some weight 1394 01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:43,040 I was like yeah but I had this for a long time 1395 01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:45,040 Even when I was thinner 1396 01:06:45,040 --> 01:06:47,040 She was like were you working out 1397 01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:49,040 I was like yeah that's probably why 1398 01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:51,040 So if I work out to lose weight 1399 01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:53,040 Or if I don't I'm just always going to have this boil on my ass 1400 01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:55,040 And then when I walked out 1401 01:06:55,040 --> 01:06:57,040 I swear to God this is 100% true 1402 01:06:57,040 --> 01:07:01,040 Because it was three nurses standing right there laughing 1403 01:07:01,040 --> 01:07:03,040 That has to violate HIPAA 1404 01:07:03,040 --> 01:07:05,040 I mean I don't know if they were laughing at me 1405 01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:07,040 Maybe they were laughing at something on their phone 1406 01:07:07,040 --> 01:07:09,040 But they just went right by the door 1407 01:07:09,040 --> 01:07:11,040 You need to lose weight 1408 01:07:11,040 --> 01:07:13,040 That's what they said 1409 01:07:13,040 --> 01:07:15,040 And she didn't get up in there like she needed to 1410 01:07:15,040 --> 01:07:17,040 If they can tell you're obese by your asshole 1411 01:07:17,040 --> 01:07:19,040 I mean damn 1412 01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:21,040 So that's the problem 1413 01:07:21,040 --> 01:07:23,040 I need to lose weight 1414 01:07:23,040 --> 01:07:25,040 Well for that I mean it's probably just the ingrown hair 1415 01:07:25,040 --> 01:07:27,040 It's probably sweat 1416 01:07:27,040 --> 01:07:29,040 And you know hair 1417 01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:31,040 And ingrown hair 1418 01:07:31,040 --> 01:07:33,040 It is yeah because I remember that was years ago 1419 01:07:33,040 --> 01:07:35,040 It was good until I started 1420 01:07:35,040 --> 01:07:37,040 Years ago I was shaved 1421 01:07:37,040 --> 01:07:39,040 You shaved your own arms? For wrestling? 1422 01:07:39,040 --> 01:07:41,040 Yeah I think it was wrestling 1423 01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:43,040 Yeah I believe it was wrestling 1424 01:07:43,040 --> 01:07:45,040 That was one of your tendencies 1425 01:07:45,040 --> 01:07:47,040 Yeah it was wrestling 1426 01:07:47,040 --> 01:07:49,040 Incidental 1427 01:07:49,040 --> 01:07:51,040 Then one day I was like wait a minute we supposed to have this 1428 01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:53,040 I was like yeah 1429 01:07:53,040 --> 01:07:55,040 We were able to do it once 1430 01:07:55,040 --> 01:07:57,040 We're great at it now 1431 01:07:57,040 --> 01:07:59,040 Are we supposed to have armpit hair? 1432 01:07:59,040 --> 01:08:01,040 Nah it was a couple of times but then I stopped 1433 01:08:01,040 --> 01:08:03,040 I was like this is not good 1434 01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:05,040 It sucks though to shave your fucking 1435 01:08:05,040 --> 01:08:07,040 Unarmed hair 1436 01:08:07,040 --> 01:08:09,040 And then that shit grows back 1437 01:08:09,040 --> 01:08:11,040 You've never done it? 1438 01:08:11,040 --> 01:08:13,040 Never done it 1439 01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:15,040 I used to do it for wrestling because when your hair get called that shit sucks 1440 01:08:15,040 --> 01:08:17,040 And that singlet 1441 01:08:17,040 --> 01:08:19,040 I remember when I shaved my pews for the first time dude 1442 01:08:19,040 --> 01:08:21,040 You went all the way? 1443 01:08:21,040 --> 01:08:23,040 I've never done it 1444 01:08:23,040 --> 01:08:25,040 I've never been able to do it all the way 1445 01:08:25,040 --> 01:08:27,040 How do you get the creases? 1446 01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:29,040 You gotta spread them out 1447 01:08:29,040 --> 01:08:31,040 Yeah that's crazy that's too much work 1448 01:08:31,040 --> 01:08:33,040 I don't give a fuck about razor 1449 01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:35,040 I always use an electronic razor 1450 01:08:35,040 --> 01:08:37,040 I did manscape 2.0 1451 01:08:37,040 --> 01:08:39,040 I use the same one I use to shave my mustache 1452 01:08:39,040 --> 01:08:41,040 That's so disgusting 1453 01:08:41,040 --> 01:08:43,040 I use the same thing but two different heads 1454 01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:45,040 No same one 1455 01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:47,040 Same length too 1456 01:08:47,040 --> 01:08:49,040 Same length too 1457 01:08:49,040 --> 01:08:51,040 Same length too 1458 01:08:51,040 --> 01:08:53,040 You know what 1459 01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:55,040 You just fell 1460 01:08:55,040 --> 01:08:57,040 I didn't do that 1461 01:08:57,040 --> 01:08:59,040 The first time I shaved my pews was before field day 1462 01:08:59,040 --> 01:09:01,040 At school 1463 01:09:01,040 --> 01:09:03,040 The day before 1464 01:09:03,040 --> 01:09:05,040 And I never even thought about it 1465 01:09:05,040 --> 01:09:07,040 It was the worst day of my entire life 1466 01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:09,040 It's sweaty, slippery, it feels slick 1467 01:09:09,040 --> 01:09:11,040 But like prickly 1468 01:09:11,040 --> 01:09:13,040 And it like catches 1469 01:09:13,040 --> 01:09:15,040 It's bad 1470 01:09:15,040 --> 01:09:17,040 It's like those mesh things 1471 01:09:17,040 --> 01:09:19,040 That you pull apart and they do that sound 1472 01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:21,040 It's like velcro when you do that 1473 01:09:21,040 --> 01:09:23,040 Because it will stick to your underwear 1474 01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:25,040 And you gotta keep pulling them out 1475 01:09:25,040 --> 01:09:27,040 Wait a minute 1476 01:09:27,040 --> 01:09:29,040 Brandon what was that thing 1477 01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:31,040 You talked about 1478 01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:33,040 One time 1479 01:09:33,040 --> 01:09:35,040 Where you were like 1480 01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:37,040 Your penis would retract 1481 01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:39,040 And it would catch the hairs 1482 01:09:39,040 --> 01:09:41,040 Oh yeah well 1483 01:09:41,040 --> 01:09:43,040 And it would pull you down 1484 01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:45,040 Yeah you see after 1485 01:09:45,040 --> 01:09:47,040 After a while 1486 01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:49,040 Of looking like a fucking beast 1487 01:09:49,040 --> 01:09:51,040 The priest and the beast 1488 01:09:51,040 --> 01:09:53,040 Because especially with 1489 01:09:53,040 --> 01:09:55,040 Wrestling stuff people are like you know this shit 1490 01:09:55,040 --> 01:09:57,040 I don't want to be nowhere near this shit 1491 01:09:57,040 --> 01:09:59,040 So you try to go in ya 1492 01:09:59,040 --> 01:10:01,040 And then when it goes back 1493 01:10:01,040 --> 01:10:03,040 And then some of the hairs get pulled in there 1494 01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:05,040 And then try to jump 1495 01:10:05,040 --> 01:10:07,040 With that shit see what happens 1496 01:10:07,040 --> 01:10:09,040 It was the worst thing ever 1497 01:10:09,040 --> 01:10:11,040 You couldn't even stand up in class 1498 01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:13,040 Sometimes 1499 01:10:13,040 --> 01:10:15,040 You just put your hand in your pants 1500 01:10:15,040 --> 01:10:17,040 You're not wrestling when you're in class 1501 01:10:17,040 --> 01:10:19,040 No I'm talking about this happened anywhere 1502 01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:21,040 I remember I'd be at basketball tryouts 1503 01:10:21,040 --> 01:10:23,040 It was everywhere 1504 01:10:23,040 --> 01:10:25,040 It was when it first started happening 1505 01:10:25,040 --> 01:10:27,040 And I'd just stand up 1506 01:10:27,040 --> 01:10:29,040 Yeah man 1507 01:10:29,040 --> 01:10:31,040 He's a 1508 01:10:31,040 --> 01:10:33,040 Grower not a shower 1509 01:10:33,040 --> 01:10:35,040 Is what we're getting at 1510 01:10:35,040 --> 01:10:37,040 I'll tell you that 1511 01:10:37,040 --> 01:10:39,040 I don't know what we're getting at 1512 01:10:39,040 --> 01:10:41,040 But that's fun as hell 1513 01:10:41,040 --> 01:10:43,040 I don't know if you guys ever 1514 01:10:43,040 --> 01:10:45,040 Think of it as a 1515 01:10:45,040 --> 01:10:47,040 Like whatever that is 1516 01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:49,040 It'll be like this 1517 01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:51,040 And then it'll come out like this 1518 01:10:51,040 --> 01:10:53,040 What I mean 1519 01:10:53,040 --> 01:10:55,040 I don't want it 1520 01:10:55,040 --> 01:10:57,040 Hell yeah man 1521 01:10:57,040 --> 01:10:59,040 Brandon if we get a million subscribers 1522 01:10:59,040 --> 01:11:01,040 Will you do a penis reveal 1523 01:11:01,040 --> 01:11:03,040 No 1524 01:11:03,040 --> 01:11:05,040 Thank you 1525 01:11:05,040 --> 01:11:07,040 Really why not 1526 01:11:07,040 --> 01:11:09,040 Exactly no 1527 01:11:09,040 --> 01:11:11,040 No that's never 1528 01:11:11,040 --> 01:11:13,040 To be on camera never 1529 01:11:13,040 --> 01:11:15,040 And don't let anybody just out when you're out 1530 01:11:15,040 --> 01:11:17,040 Let them tell them to show you it 1531 01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:19,040 And you say no 1532 01:11:19,040 --> 01:11:21,040 Nobody gets to see that 1533 01:11:21,040 --> 01:11:23,040 Not a single person 1534 01:11:23,040 --> 01:11:25,040 I mean just me 1535 01:11:25,040 --> 01:11:27,040 And 1536 01:11:27,040 --> 01:11:29,040 And of course my fiance 1537 01:11:29,040 --> 01:11:31,040 Because that's what 1538 01:11:31,040 --> 01:11:33,040 Yeah that's right 1539 01:11:33,040 --> 01:11:35,040 Not saying I'm bad 1540 01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:37,040 Yes 1541 01:11:37,040 --> 01:11:39,040 What's his name 1542 01:11:39,040 --> 01:11:41,040 I don't know 1543 01:11:41,040 --> 01:11:43,040 Yeah I know 1544 01:11:43,040 --> 01:11:45,040 But back then 1545 01:11:45,040 --> 01:11:47,040 Even when I was younger I wouldn't do that stuff too 1546 01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:49,040 I wouldn't show that because I was like 1547 01:11:49,040 --> 01:11:51,040 I would tell people the circus you gotta go down there 1548 01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:53,040 And see it in person you can't just have a camera 1549 01:11:53,040 --> 01:11:55,040 Or nothing 1550 01:11:55,040 --> 01:11:57,040 You can have a camera at the circus 1551 01:11:57,040 --> 01:11:59,040 Well some circuses you can't 1552 01:11:59,040 --> 01:12:01,040 I remember before they closed you couldn't right 1553 01:12:01,040 --> 01:12:03,040 I mean I don't know 1554 01:12:03,040 --> 01:12:05,040 I've never been to a circus 1555 01:12:05,040 --> 01:12:07,040 I love that they're gonna come to town dude 1556 01:12:07,040 --> 01:12:09,040 And we should go now because they can't have animals anymore 1557 01:12:09,040 --> 01:12:11,040 So they use people instead 1558 01:12:11,040 --> 01:12:13,040 I don't know what the fuck 1559 01:12:13,040 --> 01:12:15,040 They're doing but it's just a bunch of forum people 1560 01:12:15,040 --> 01:12:17,040 Traveling and performing for us 1561 01:12:17,040 --> 01:12:19,040 You like circus peanuts 1562 01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:21,040 No 1563 01:12:21,040 --> 01:12:23,040 Like the ones you gotta crack 1564 01:12:23,040 --> 01:12:25,040 No like the candy circus peanuts 1565 01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:27,040 They're marshmallows essentially 1566 01:12:27,040 --> 01:12:29,040 Oh no hell no 1567 01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:31,040 I liked them when I was a kid 1568 01:12:31,040 --> 01:12:33,040 I haven't eaten one in a while 1569 01:12:33,040 --> 01:12:35,040 That explains your complexion 1570 01:12:35,040 --> 01:12:37,040 You're the color of a circus peanut 1571 01:12:37,040 --> 01:12:39,040 Orangey 1572 01:12:41,040 --> 01:12:43,040 Trump looks like he survives on circus peanuts 1573 01:12:43,040 --> 01:12:45,040 Speaking of Trump man I was at work earlier 1574 01:12:45,040 --> 01:12:47,040 Oh yeah yeah 1575 01:12:47,040 --> 01:12:49,040 This old lady which she meant well 1576 01:12:49,040 --> 01:12:51,040 I know she meant well 1577 01:12:51,040 --> 01:12:53,040 She was like are you voting this year 1578 01:12:53,040 --> 01:12:55,040 And looked at me and I was like yeah I'm voting this year 1579 01:12:55,040 --> 01:12:57,040 No actually I said no 1580 01:12:57,040 --> 01:12:59,040 I'm not gonna lie to you no 1581 01:12:59,040 --> 01:13:01,040 I was like no I'm not voting this is my first time 1582 01:13:01,040 --> 01:13:03,040 I'm gonna be doing this one 1583 01:13:03,040 --> 01:13:05,040 She was like yeah cause I don't like that Trump 1584 01:13:05,040 --> 01:13:07,040 Which I was very happy about cause I was like 1585 01:13:07,040 --> 01:13:09,040 Now look you know anybody can support who they want 1586 01:13:09,040 --> 01:13:11,040 But usually if somebody like 1587 01:13:11,040 --> 01:13:13,040 Trump number one she might be ready 1588 01:13:13,040 --> 01:13:15,040 To kill me or something you know what I mean 1589 01:13:15,040 --> 01:13:17,040 So she was like 1590 01:13:17,040 --> 01:13:19,040 She was like yeah I don't deal with that Trump 1591 01:13:19,040 --> 01:13:21,040 Because you know like for example she went up to Kamala Harris 1592 01:13:21,040 --> 01:13:23,040 Sorry Kamala Harris 1593 01:13:23,040 --> 01:13:25,040 Did I say that right? I'm trying 1594 01:13:25,040 --> 01:13:27,040 I'm sorry Kamala 1595 01:13:27,040 --> 01:13:29,040 Like Kama and then La 1596 01:13:29,040 --> 01:13:31,040 Yeah but she was like yeah 1597 01:13:31,040 --> 01:13:33,040 She went up to Kamala Harris 1598 01:13:33,040 --> 01:13:35,040 I feel you brother 1599 01:13:35,040 --> 01:13:37,040 No I feel you man 1600 01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:39,040 Like I'm not yeah but Kamala 1601 01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:41,040 You happy now? 1602 01:13:41,040 --> 01:13:43,040 Kamala Harris 1603 01:13:43,040 --> 01:13:45,040 Harris 1604 01:13:45,040 --> 01:13:47,040 This is what you done 1605 01:13:47,040 --> 01:13:49,040 KH 1606 01:13:49,040 --> 01:13:51,040 He would have come up to KH 1607 01:13:51,040 --> 01:13:53,040 And be like he wouldn't know 1608 01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:55,040 She said he went up to KH and said this 1609 01:13:55,040 --> 01:13:57,040 Said that uh 1610 01:13:57,040 --> 01:13:59,040 What did she say? 1611 01:13:59,040 --> 01:14:01,040 She said that he went up 1612 01:14:01,040 --> 01:14:03,040 He went up to KH 1613 01:14:03,040 --> 01:14:05,040 And said that uh 1614 01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:07,040 Yo you how are you 1615 01:14:07,040 --> 01:14:09,040 Black you said you were white at one point 1616 01:14:09,040 --> 01:14:11,040 And then she looked at me and was like that's crazy 1617 01:14:11,040 --> 01:14:13,040 Because like you when you were born were you white 1618 01:14:13,040 --> 01:14:15,040 And then you became black? No 1619 01:14:15,040 --> 01:14:17,040 Like not at all 1620 01:14:17,040 --> 01:14:19,040 And after that she got even deeper and deeper 1621 01:14:19,040 --> 01:14:21,040 And said we gotta get this dude out of here 1622 01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:23,040 Cause if not you for example 1623 01:14:23,040 --> 01:14:25,040 Black people you gonna be back in the fields 1624 01:14:25,040 --> 01:14:27,040 I was like oh what 1625 01:14:27,040 --> 01:14:29,040 Yeah she was like that's where you gonna be 1626 01:14:29,040 --> 01:14:31,040 And now I'm gonna be stuck in the kitchen chained up 1627 01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:33,040 And I feel like that's very bad for both of us 1628 01:14:33,040 --> 01:14:35,040 Just as bad 1629 01:14:35,040 --> 01:14:37,040 Just equally bad 1630 01:14:37,040 --> 01:14:39,040 She said all that 1631 01:14:39,040 --> 01:14:41,040 But dude when she kept talking 1632 01:14:41,040 --> 01:14:43,040 Cause it was like a whole rollercoaster 1633 01:14:43,040 --> 01:14:45,040 Up and down like she was saying stuff 1634 01:14:45,040 --> 01:14:47,040 I was like man she's cool 1635 01:14:47,040 --> 01:14:49,040 And then she would do that 1636 01:14:49,040 --> 01:14:51,040 But it was like you could tell she didn't notice 1637 01:14:51,040 --> 01:14:53,040 You know what I mean like you could tell 1638 01:14:53,040 --> 01:14:55,040 And you know some people don't know what they're doing 1639 01:14:55,040 --> 01:14:57,040 They just say stuff and be like 1640 01:14:57,040 --> 01:14:59,040 They don't know man 1641 01:14:59,040 --> 01:15:01,040 And I could tell I was like 1642 01:15:01,040 --> 01:15:03,040 It probably wasn't her but somebody else 1643 01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:05,040 You know what I mean cause she was old as shit 1644 01:15:05,040 --> 01:15:07,040 Like probably from the 40's 1645 01:15:07,040 --> 01:15:09,040 Who are we talking about right now? 1646 01:15:09,040 --> 01:15:11,040 The old lady that told me this 1647 01:15:11,040 --> 01:15:13,040 Oh I thought you 1648 01:15:13,040 --> 01:15:15,040 I'm talking about the old lady that told me 1649 01:15:15,040 --> 01:15:17,040 About people working in the field 1650 01:15:17,040 --> 01:15:19,040 Talk about me in the field oh what the fuck 1651 01:15:19,040 --> 01:15:21,040 Well you know 1652 01:15:21,040 --> 01:15:23,040 You know what you gotta 1653 01:15:23,040 --> 01:15:25,040 No no it's not right but 1654 01:15:25,040 --> 01:15:27,040 That was a good story 1655 01:15:27,040 --> 01:15:29,040 That was the best story I've ever heard 1656 01:15:29,040 --> 01:15:31,040 No I'm just it's crazy 1657 01:15:31,040 --> 01:15:33,040 And for all the audio listeners 1658 01:15:33,040 --> 01:15:35,040 For all the audio listeners 1659 01:15:35,040 --> 01:15:37,040 He's wearing a hot dog suit 1660 01:15:37,040 --> 01:15:39,040 Hot dog warrior 1661 01:15:39,040 --> 01:15:41,040 I kept trying to say K-X's name 1662 01:15:41,040 --> 01:15:43,040 Kamala Harris 1663 01:15:43,040 --> 01:15:45,040 Yeah he got it 1664 01:15:45,040 --> 01:15:47,040 That's crazy 1665 01:15:47,040 --> 01:15:49,040 Yeah and if Trump wins 1666 01:15:49,040 --> 01:15:51,040 You're gonna be in the field 1667 01:15:51,040 --> 01:15:53,040 I'm gonna be in the kitchen 1668 01:15:53,040 --> 01:15:55,040 I'm more of a house myself 1669 01:15:55,040 --> 01:15:57,040 That is wild 1670 01:15:57,040 --> 01:15:59,040 And was she white or black? 1671 01:15:59,040 --> 01:16:01,040 Very white 1672 01:16:01,040 --> 01:16:03,040 Very white man 1673 01:16:03,040 --> 01:16:05,040 I had a hunch 1674 01:16:05,040 --> 01:16:07,040 I had a hunch 1675 01:16:07,040 --> 01:16:09,040 White women love to do that 1676 01:16:09,040 --> 01:16:11,040 They love to be like 1677 01:16:11,040 --> 01:16:13,040 I'm right there with ya 1678 01:16:13,040 --> 01:16:15,040 And then they're not 1679 01:16:15,040 --> 01:16:17,040 That's what it was the whole time 1680 01:16:17,040 --> 01:16:19,040 White women, were you white? 1681 01:16:19,040 --> 01:16:21,040 And then one day you woke up and you were black 1682 01:16:21,040 --> 01:16:23,040 Shut the fuck up 1683 01:16:23,040 --> 01:16:25,040 Was she genuinely asking? 1684 01:16:25,040 --> 01:16:27,040 Were you white? 1685 01:16:27,040 --> 01:16:29,040 She was genuinely asking 1686 01:16:29,040 --> 01:16:31,040 And then she stopped and I was like well no 1687 01:16:31,040 --> 01:16:33,040 I think she was saying like 1688 01:16:33,040 --> 01:16:35,040 Trump told Kamala 1689 01:16:35,040 --> 01:16:37,040 He said something about 1690 01:16:37,040 --> 01:16:39,040 Oh she said was she black now 1691 01:16:39,040 --> 01:16:41,040 Or something like that 1692 01:16:41,040 --> 01:16:43,040 And then the lady was being like 1693 01:16:43,040 --> 01:16:45,040 Did you used to be white and then you turned black? 1694 01:16:45,040 --> 01:16:47,040 Yeah that's what she was doing 1695 01:16:47,040 --> 01:16:49,040 But that's still dumb as hell 1696 01:16:49,040 --> 01:16:51,040 Trump branded it too 1697 01:16:51,040 --> 01:16:53,040 First of all 1698 01:16:53,040 --> 01:16:55,040 Scratch all that 1699 01:16:55,040 --> 01:16:57,040 A white woman in Alabama 1700 01:16:57,040 --> 01:16:59,040 She told Brandon 1701 01:16:59,040 --> 01:17:01,040 He's gonna be working in the field 1702 01:17:01,040 --> 01:17:03,040 She was like yeah you don't wanna be doing that 1703 01:17:03,040 --> 01:17:05,040 And I don't wanna be doing that 1704 01:17:05,040 --> 01:17:07,040 That's why it was so surprising to me 1705 01:17:07,040 --> 01:17:09,040 When she was saying 1706 01:17:09,040 --> 01:17:11,040 You guys see it now? 1707 01:17:11,040 --> 01:17:13,040 Why I don't like it? 1708 01:17:13,040 --> 01:17:15,040 She was like yeah man 1709 01:17:15,040 --> 01:17:17,040 He's trying to put y'all down 1710 01:17:17,040 --> 01:17:19,040 And then he's like the pride is gonna destroy 1711 01:17:19,040 --> 01:17:21,040 And I was like 1712 01:17:21,040 --> 01:17:23,040 And you know Brandon's face through all this 1713 01:17:23,040 --> 01:17:25,040 He's just holding the shopping cart that he pushed for 1714 01:17:25,040 --> 01:17:27,040 That was it 1715 01:17:27,040 --> 01:17:29,040 That was it 1716 01:17:29,040 --> 01:17:31,040 Talk about race, this guy is drooling 1717 01:17:31,040 --> 01:17:33,040 When he's pushing your cart 1718 01:17:33,040 --> 01:17:35,040 I was sweating too 1719 01:17:35,040 --> 01:17:37,040 Like I had to do this 1720 01:17:37,040 --> 01:17:39,040 Because I was dripping in sweat 1721 01:17:39,040 --> 01:17:41,040 And his face looks like he was in pain 1722 01:17:41,040 --> 01:17:43,040 That's what I was doing 1723 01:17:43,040 --> 01:17:45,040 I was standing in the middle 1724 01:17:45,040 --> 01:17:47,040 Because we were in a parallel park 1725 01:17:47,040 --> 01:17:49,040 And she was standing in the street 1726 01:17:49,040 --> 01:17:51,040 That shirt that's too small 1727 01:17:51,040 --> 01:17:53,040 That's crazy 1728 01:17:53,040 --> 01:17:55,040 That tight ass public shirt 1729 01:17:55,040 --> 01:17:57,040 If only they made them bigger 1730 01:17:57,040 --> 01:17:59,040 Oh yeah I got a bigger one 1731 01:17:59,040 --> 01:18:01,040 I got two now 1732 01:18:01,040 --> 01:18:03,040 How long you been working there? 1733 01:18:03,040 --> 01:18:05,040 Hold on let's see 1734 01:18:05,040 --> 01:18:07,040 2017 1735 01:18:07,040 --> 01:18:09,040 Yeah I started middle school 1736 01:18:09,040 --> 01:18:11,040 What? 1737 01:18:11,040 --> 01:18:13,040 Yeah I started at 14 1738 01:18:13,040 --> 01:18:15,040 That's fucking funny 1739 01:18:15,040 --> 01:18:17,040 2017 1740 01:18:17,040 --> 01:18:19,040 You're still just 1741 01:18:19,040 --> 01:18:21,040 Seven years 1742 01:18:21,040 --> 01:18:23,040 You only had two shirts 1743 01:18:23,040 --> 01:18:25,040 Yeah I had one 1744 01:18:25,040 --> 01:18:27,040 No actually three shirts because they upgraded 1745 01:18:27,040 --> 01:18:29,040 So we first had one until like 2020 1746 01:18:29,040 --> 01:18:31,040 Or 2021 1747 01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:33,040 And then we upgraded 1748 01:18:33,040 --> 01:18:35,040 And I had that one 1749 01:18:35,040 --> 01:18:37,040 Yeah because I was able to fit that stuff for a while 1750 01:18:37,040 --> 01:18:39,040 I had a medium 1751 01:18:39,040 --> 01:18:41,040 I used to be able to fit a medium until like last summer 1752 01:18:41,040 --> 01:18:43,040 He should be the fucking manager 1753 01:18:43,040 --> 01:18:45,040 He's seven years in 1754 01:18:45,040 --> 01:18:47,040 He's about to get full time 1755 01:18:47,040 --> 01:18:49,040 Yeah exactly 1756 01:18:49,040 --> 01:18:51,040 But not even that man 1757 01:18:51,040 --> 01:18:53,040 They don't have any nights 1758 01:18:53,040 --> 01:18:55,040 They don't have any what? 1759 01:18:55,040 --> 01:18:57,040 They don't have any nights 1760 01:18:57,040 --> 01:18:59,040 I mean no 1761 01:18:59,040 --> 01:19:01,040 Let me rephrase that 1762 01:19:01,040 --> 01:19:03,040 They only want nights 1763 01:19:03,040 --> 01:19:05,040 So if you go there full time it's gonna mostly be their nights 1764 01:19:05,040 --> 01:19:07,040 Instead of the mornings 1765 01:19:07,040 --> 01:19:09,040 Does anybody work there from when you started? 1766 01:19:09,040 --> 01:19:11,040 Yes 1767 01:19:11,040 --> 01:19:13,040 Who is that? 1768 01:19:13,040 --> 01:19:15,040 Don't say the person's name 1769 01:19:15,040 --> 01:19:17,040 I'm not gonna say their name but there is a cup 1770 01:19:17,040 --> 01:19:19,040 Manager? No 1771 01:19:19,040 --> 01:19:21,040 No no manager 1772 01:19:21,040 --> 01:19:23,040 We could have managers move 1773 01:19:23,040 --> 01:19:25,040 So yeah they just move real quick randomly 1774 01:19:25,040 --> 01:19:27,040 Yeah so 1775 01:19:27,040 --> 01:19:29,040 Yeah it's just me and a couple other people 1776 01:19:29,040 --> 01:19:31,040 I was the youngest 1777 01:19:31,040 --> 01:19:33,040 Of course 14 now I'm 21 1778 01:19:33,040 --> 01:19:35,040 Good times 1779 01:19:37,040 --> 01:19:39,040 Oh my god 1780 01:19:39,040 --> 01:19:41,040 You might already be in the fields dude 1781 01:19:41,040 --> 01:19:43,040 Damn 1782 01:19:43,040 --> 01:19:45,040 You might 1783 01:19:45,040 --> 01:19:47,040 You're already in the lot 1784 01:19:47,040 --> 01:19:49,040 I have a problem 1785 01:19:49,040 --> 01:19:51,040 Damn 1786 01:19:51,040 --> 01:19:53,040 Wow this is wild 1787 01:19:53,040 --> 01:19:55,040 You clean shit off the wall 1788 01:19:55,040 --> 01:19:57,040 Yeah they do that 1789 01:19:57,040 --> 01:19:59,040 Horrible like the elephant foot dude 1790 01:19:59,040 --> 01:20:01,040 He came in there and put their shit up 1791 01:20:01,040 --> 01:20:03,040 Oh there's a homeless guy with a bad leg 1792 01:20:03,040 --> 01:20:05,040 Yes did you see him? 1793 01:20:05,040 --> 01:20:07,040 You've seen him before? 1794 01:20:07,040 --> 01:20:09,040 I've seen that type 1795 01:20:09,040 --> 01:20:11,040 If you've been to downtown Huntsville in the park 1796 01:20:11,040 --> 01:20:13,040 Where the ducks at 1797 01:20:13,040 --> 01:20:15,040 I haven't seen him recently he could be gone 1798 01:20:15,040 --> 01:20:17,040 Bad health 1799 01:20:17,040 --> 01:20:19,040 You have these straight homes 1800 01:20:19,040 --> 01:20:21,040 That leg will fuck you Pat 1801 01:20:21,040 --> 01:20:23,040 That leg will get you 1802 01:20:23,040 --> 01:20:25,040 You wanna be revenge shitting with one leg 1803 01:20:25,040 --> 01:20:27,040 In people's stores? 1804 01:20:27,040 --> 01:20:29,040 I think I'm gonna buy Pat illegal 1805 01:20:29,040 --> 01:20:31,040 Ozempic 1806 01:20:31,040 --> 01:20:33,040 Fuck it 1807 01:20:33,040 --> 01:20:35,040 It can't be any worse for him 1808 01:20:35,040 --> 01:20:37,040 We'll just lock him in a room somewhere 1809 01:20:37,040 --> 01:20:39,040 Put some water in him 1810 01:20:39,040 --> 01:20:41,040 Just lock him 1811 01:20:41,040 --> 01:20:43,040 He still needs the medicine 1812 01:20:43,040 --> 01:20:45,040 Let's shoot a good amount of content 1813 01:20:45,040 --> 01:20:47,040 While he's fat though 1814 01:20:47,040 --> 01:20:49,040 We'll have time 1815 01:20:49,040 --> 01:20:51,040 It's not gonna happen overnight 1816 01:20:51,040 --> 01:20:53,040 We don't want him to get too skinny too quick 1817 01:20:53,040 --> 01:20:55,040 I don't think anybody's worried about that 1818 01:20:55,040 --> 01:20:57,040 What'd you say? 1819 01:20:57,040 --> 01:20:59,040 Did you say do like a Nakado avocado? 1820 01:20:59,040 --> 01:21:01,040 But apparently he's faking being skinny 1821 01:21:01,040 --> 01:21:03,040 He's faking he came out and called everybody stupid 1822 01:21:03,040 --> 01:21:05,040 Which is I don't know what the fuck 1823 01:21:05,040 --> 01:21:07,040 That was his villain arc 1824 01:21:07,040 --> 01:21:09,040 Speaking of internet drama 1825 01:21:09,040 --> 01:21:11,040 Twitch 1826 01:21:11,040 --> 01:21:13,040 I wanna raise awareness 1827 01:21:13,040 --> 01:21:15,040 Because you know clown college podcasts 1828 01:21:15,040 --> 01:21:17,040 Were a friend of the Jews 1829 01:21:17,040 --> 01:21:19,040 We love the Jews 1830 01:21:19,040 --> 01:21:21,040 For the past year 1831 01:21:21,040 --> 01:21:23,040 Since October 7th 1832 01:21:23,040 --> 01:21:25,040 And it was actually crazier 1833 01:21:25,040 --> 01:21:27,040 Because it was the global day of jihad 1834 01:21:27,040 --> 01:21:29,040 Which is a thing in Islam 1835 01:21:29,040 --> 01:21:31,040 But Twitch has blocked 1836 01:21:31,040 --> 01:21:33,040 Geo blocked new accounts 1837 01:21:33,040 --> 01:21:35,040 From signing up in Israel 1838 01:21:35,040 --> 01:21:37,040 And Palestine 1839 01:21:37,040 --> 01:21:39,040 Which is crazy 1840 01:21:39,040 --> 01:21:41,040 They said it was because they didn't want graphic content to be uploaded 1841 01:21:41,040 --> 01:21:43,040 But we're still gonna leave it up in Russia 1842 01:21:43,040 --> 01:21:45,040 Ukraine, Myanmar 1843 01:21:45,040 --> 01:21:47,040 All those places where they're just 1844 01:21:47,040 --> 01:21:49,040 So yeah fucking insane 1845 01:21:49,040 --> 01:21:51,040 Twitch whatcha doing man? We love the Jews 1846 01:21:51,040 --> 01:21:53,040 And why they say they've been banned for a year? 1847 01:21:53,040 --> 01:21:55,040 We forgot 1848 01:21:55,040 --> 01:21:57,040 To put it back on 1849 01:21:57,040 --> 01:21:59,040 We forgot 1850 01:21:59,040 --> 01:22:01,040 Although the thousands of emails we've received 1851 01:22:01,040 --> 01:22:03,040 And they've deleted threads 1852 01:22:03,040 --> 01:22:05,040 It's looking damning 1853 01:22:05,040 --> 01:22:07,040 You think they forgot for real though? 1854 01:22:07,040 --> 01:22:09,040 Does Amazon own Twitch still? 1855 01:22:09,040 --> 01:22:11,040 Yeah it's an Amazon company too 1856 01:22:11,040 --> 01:22:13,040 That's a crazy thing 1857 01:22:13,040 --> 01:22:15,040 They bought it? 1858 01:22:15,040 --> 01:22:17,040 Amazon owns Twitch 1859 01:22:17,040 --> 01:22:19,040 Is he Jewish? 1860 01:22:19,040 --> 01:22:21,040 He is Jewish 1861 01:22:21,040 --> 01:22:23,040 It doesn't even make sense 1862 01:22:23,040 --> 01:22:25,040 I mean that makes sense because they deliver their mail later 1863 01:22:25,040 --> 01:22:27,040 And they forget shit too 1864 01:22:27,040 --> 01:22:29,040 They forgot my shit recently 1865 01:22:29,040 --> 01:22:31,040 Yeah Prime's been off dude 1866 01:22:31,040 --> 01:22:33,040 Oh dude Prime since COVID obviously 1867 01:22:33,040 --> 01:22:35,040 There's no guarantee anymore 1868 01:22:35,040 --> 01:22:37,040 For anything 1869 01:22:37,040 --> 01:22:39,040 At one point before this supply chain issue 1870 01:22:39,040 --> 01:22:41,040 It was like going you can get your shit almost in a day 1871 01:22:41,040 --> 01:22:43,040 And then now 1872 01:22:43,040 --> 01:22:45,040 It's fucking everything is back order 1873 01:22:45,040 --> 01:22:47,040 I mean it's still relatively fast 1874 01:22:47,040 --> 01:22:49,040 Oh no 1875 01:22:49,040 --> 01:22:51,040 Hold on I forgot 1876 01:22:51,040 --> 01:22:53,040 He just says Jeff Bezos is Jewish 1877 01:22:53,040 --> 01:22:55,040 No he's not 1878 01:22:55,040 --> 01:22:57,040 I just assumed that because he was rich 1879 01:22:57,040 --> 01:22:59,040 And wait wait 1880 01:22:59,040 --> 01:23:01,040 He also has Mexican and Cuban 1881 01:23:01,040 --> 01:23:03,040 I don't believe it 1882 01:23:03,040 --> 01:23:05,040 I don't know 1883 01:23:05,040 --> 01:23:07,040 Yeah I don't know how to feel about that 1884 01:23:07,040 --> 01:23:09,040 He looks like a villain 1885 01:23:09,040 --> 01:23:11,040 He looks like Lex Luthor 1886 01:23:11,040 --> 01:23:13,040 Or the dude from Breaking Bad 1887 01:23:13,040 --> 01:23:15,040 The officer if he was on Zimpy 1888 01:23:15,040 --> 01:23:17,040 Who's cool? 1889 01:23:17,040 --> 01:23:19,040 Mike? 1890 01:23:19,040 --> 01:23:21,040 No Hank 1891 01:23:21,040 --> 01:23:23,040 Little orange drink guy 1892 01:23:23,040 --> 01:23:25,040 Young Mike maybe 1893 01:23:25,040 --> 01:23:27,040 Who's cooler Jeff Bezos or Elon Musk? 1894 01:23:27,040 --> 01:23:29,040 Neither man 1895 01:23:29,040 --> 01:23:31,040 I think Jeff's cooler because he's low key 1896 01:23:31,040 --> 01:23:33,040 You want your cool guy to be like 1897 01:23:33,040 --> 01:23:35,040 Laid back 1898 01:23:35,040 --> 01:23:37,040 Other than the rocket ship he's been low key 1899 01:23:37,040 --> 01:23:39,040 True 1900 01:23:39,040 --> 01:23:41,040 And Amazon owning everything 1901 01:23:41,040 --> 01:23:43,040 But I think Zuckerberg is Mr. Cool now 1902 01:23:43,040 --> 01:23:45,040 He's taking the coolest title 1903 01:23:45,040 --> 01:23:47,040 He's just trying so hard to be cool 1904 01:23:47,040 --> 01:23:49,040 His chain and his beard 1905 01:23:49,040 --> 01:23:51,040 He has the curl now 1906 01:23:51,040 --> 01:23:53,040 And he's jacked dude 1907 01:23:53,040 --> 01:23:55,040 Look at that dude 1908 01:23:55,040 --> 01:23:57,040 No that's not a good one 1909 01:23:57,040 --> 01:23:59,040 No that's not good either 1910 01:23:59,040 --> 01:24:01,040 He had another one that was like 1911 01:24:01,040 --> 01:24:03,040 He looks like he's dating Steve Lee 1912 01:24:03,040 --> 01:24:05,040 He sure did didn't he 1913 01:24:05,040 --> 01:24:07,040 Look at him there 1914 01:24:07,040 --> 01:24:09,040 He's a beast dude 1915 01:24:09,040 --> 01:24:11,040 He said he looked like DJ you remember that? 1916 01:24:11,040 --> 01:24:13,040 That's fucked up 1917 01:24:13,040 --> 01:24:15,040 He has shark eyes 1918 01:24:15,040 --> 01:24:17,040 Looks like the dude that they had named McQueen 1919 01:24:17,040 --> 01:24:19,040 Owen Wilson 1920 01:24:19,040 --> 01:24:21,040 With the nose 1921 01:24:21,040 --> 01:24:23,040 Similar 1922 01:24:23,040 --> 01:24:25,040 I still don't think he's cooler than Bezos 1923 01:24:25,040 --> 01:24:27,040 Zuckerberg's way cooler 1924 01:24:27,040 --> 01:24:29,040 than Bezos 1925 01:24:29,040 --> 01:24:31,040 Zuckerberg is square as fuck 1926 01:24:31,040 --> 01:24:33,040 This guy's not even a human being 1927 01:24:33,040 --> 01:24:35,040 That's how cool he is 1928 01:24:35,040 --> 01:24:37,040 Look how pale he is 1929 01:24:37,040 --> 01:24:39,040 That sunscreen photo 1930 01:24:39,040 --> 01:24:43,040 He's wearing a coat made out of Uggs dude 1931 01:24:43,040 --> 01:24:45,040 He said they have a sunscreen photo 1932 01:24:45,040 --> 01:24:47,040 Yeah look at the sunscreen 1933 01:24:47,040 --> 01:24:49,040 Oh wow right there 1934 01:24:51,040 --> 01:24:53,040 Why the fuck he arts himself like that 1935 01:24:53,040 --> 01:24:55,040 That's sick 1936 01:24:55,040 --> 01:24:57,040 He's doing whiteface 1937 01:24:57,040 --> 01:24:59,040 Dude what 1938 01:24:59,040 --> 01:25:01,040 That's a weird art piece 1939 01:25:01,040 --> 01:25:03,040 That's not human 1940 01:25:03,040 --> 01:25:05,040 Can we take a minute look at that ass 1941 01:25:05,040 --> 01:25:07,040 If we go to jail he's fucked 1942 01:25:07,040 --> 01:25:09,040 And you noticed that right in the back 1943 01:25:09,040 --> 01:25:11,040 It was Sam Bateman freed 1944 01:25:11,040 --> 01:25:13,040 Because I was like this is a weird arch 1945 01:25:13,040 --> 01:25:15,040 Why are we arching like that 1946 01:25:15,040 --> 01:25:17,040 You guys know the whole 1947 01:25:17,040 --> 01:25:19,040 FTX thing 1948 01:25:19,040 --> 01:25:21,040 Where those people went to jail for scamming everybody 1949 01:25:21,040 --> 01:25:23,040 Dude go to the one 1950 01:25:23,040 --> 01:25:25,040 Where they have a nerd in their mouth 1951 01:25:25,040 --> 01:25:27,040 And they're Uggs 1952 01:25:27,040 --> 01:25:29,040 The one guy 1953 01:25:29,040 --> 01:25:31,040 For Halloween 1954 01:25:31,040 --> 01:25:33,040 The one guy who just got sentenced to prison 1955 01:25:33,040 --> 01:25:35,040 He went on his LinkedIn 1956 01:25:35,040 --> 01:25:37,040 Before he went to prison 1957 01:25:37,040 --> 01:25:39,040 And changed his job to like inmate 1958 01:25:39,040 --> 01:25:41,040 At San Quentin 1959 01:25:41,040 --> 01:25:43,040 And people were commenting like 1960 01:25:43,040 --> 01:25:45,040 Congratulations man 1961 01:25:45,040 --> 01:25:47,040 That's a great career change for you 1962 01:25:47,040 --> 01:25:49,040 That Sam Bateman freed shit is crazy 1963 01:25:49,040 --> 01:25:51,040 That was just a bunch of nerds that were fucking 1964 01:25:51,040 --> 01:25:53,040 I liked it 1965 01:25:53,040 --> 01:25:55,040 Look up the picture of all of them 1966 01:25:55,040 --> 01:25:57,040 And this is who 1967 01:25:57,040 --> 01:25:59,040 FTX scam 1968 01:25:59,040 --> 01:26:01,040 It's like a STF scam group photo 1969 01:26:01,040 --> 01:26:03,040 But it literally is like 1970 01:26:03,040 --> 01:26:05,040 Band geeks at the lunch table 1971 01:26:05,040 --> 01:26:07,040 That it's insane 1972 01:26:07,040 --> 01:26:09,040 Interesting way to spell scam 1973 01:26:09,040 --> 01:26:11,040 Okay you said FTX 1974 01:26:11,040 --> 01:26:13,040 No that's right 1975 01:26:13,040 --> 01:26:15,040 Oh my god 1976 01:26:15,040 --> 01:26:17,040 Oh my god 1977 01:26:17,040 --> 01:26:19,040 I remember wouldn't she like 1978 01:26:19,040 --> 01:26:21,040 These three 1979 01:26:21,040 --> 01:26:23,040 I know she goes crazy bro 1980 01:26:23,040 --> 01:26:25,040 She was doing everybody 1981 01:26:25,040 --> 01:26:27,040 I remember that 1982 01:26:27,040 --> 01:26:29,040 Oh that cop too 1983 01:26:29,040 --> 01:26:31,040 That cop kind of looks similar to her 1984 01:26:31,040 --> 01:26:33,040 The cops they had that same no chin 1985 01:26:33,040 --> 01:26:35,040 I had a soldier just like 1986 01:26:35,040 --> 01:26:37,040 That cop that banged all the 1987 01:26:37,040 --> 01:26:39,040 Like her 1988 01:26:39,040 --> 01:26:41,040 Subordinates 1989 01:26:41,040 --> 01:26:43,040 Oh you told me about her 1990 01:26:43,040 --> 01:26:45,040 Wait subordinates the people under her 1991 01:26:45,040 --> 01:26:47,040 She was fucking everybody in there 1992 01:26:47,040 --> 01:26:49,040 Why 1993 01:26:49,040 --> 01:26:51,040 Laverne 1994 01:26:51,040 --> 01:26:53,040 Laverne 1995 01:26:53,040 --> 01:26:55,040 No way her name is Laverne 1996 01:26:55,040 --> 01:26:57,040 Megan Hall 1997 01:26:57,040 --> 01:26:59,040 You knew that way too fast 1998 01:26:59,040 --> 01:27:01,040 I feel like Alex has been waiting on her only fan 1999 01:27:01,040 --> 01:27:03,040 Dude 2000 01:27:03,040 --> 01:27:05,040 I mean more the one in the 2001 01:27:05,040 --> 01:27:07,040 The one in the left can 2002 01:27:07,040 --> 01:27:09,040 Are we not going to talk about how these bears are striking resemblance 2003 01:27:09,040 --> 01:27:11,040 To Haley Chambers 2004 01:27:11,040 --> 01:27:13,040 Holy shit 2005 01:27:13,040 --> 01:27:15,040 Holy shit 2006 01:27:15,040 --> 01:27:17,040 I think they changed her identity 2007 01:27:17,040 --> 01:27:19,040 Get the fuck that desk 2008 01:27:19,040 --> 01:27:21,040 God damn that's funny 2009 01:27:21,040 --> 01:27:23,040 The eyes 2010 01:27:23,040 --> 01:27:25,040 And the life 2011 01:27:25,040 --> 01:27:27,040 I do see it 2012 01:27:27,040 --> 01:27:29,040 I do see it 2013 01:27:29,040 --> 01:27:31,040 The one on the left not the one on the right so much 2014 01:27:31,040 --> 01:27:33,040 The one on the right 2015 01:27:33,040 --> 01:27:35,040 That lady has asked me for a cigarette 2016 01:27:35,040 --> 01:27:37,040 Outside of a map coat 2017 01:27:39,040 --> 01:27:41,040 And called me honey 2018 01:27:41,040 --> 01:27:43,040 You look like you cost my 2019 01:27:43,040 --> 01:27:45,040 Something else 2020 01:27:45,040 --> 01:27:47,040 That's my dad 2021 01:27:47,040 --> 01:27:49,040 Oh is that your daddy? 2022 01:27:49,040 --> 01:27:51,040 Looks cool 2023 01:27:51,040 --> 01:27:53,040 That's like a Polish cop what the fuck 2024 01:27:53,040 --> 01:27:55,040 Policzy 2025 01:27:55,040 --> 01:27:57,040 This is all the people 2026 01:27:57,040 --> 01:27:59,040 Look at the guy in the middle 2027 01:27:59,040 --> 01:28:01,040 Oh my gosh 2028 01:28:01,040 --> 01:28:03,040 That guy has beat people bro 2029 01:28:03,040 --> 01:28:05,040 He takes his job 2030 01:28:05,040 --> 01:28:07,040 Way too seriously 2031 01:28:07,040 --> 01:28:09,040 I want to get pulled over by the one on the far right 2032 01:28:09,040 --> 01:28:11,040 Do you have to have a beard like that? 2033 01:28:11,040 --> 01:28:13,040 I'm going second to the 2034 01:28:13,040 --> 01:28:15,040 Second to the right 2035 01:28:15,040 --> 01:28:17,040 I don't know 2036 01:28:17,040 --> 01:28:19,040 I want to go far 2037 01:28:19,040 --> 01:28:21,040 I'm going far right as I usually do 2038 01:28:21,040 --> 01:28:23,040 Wait 2039 01:28:23,040 --> 01:28:25,040 I'm going far left 2040 01:28:25,040 --> 01:28:27,040 Female cops 2041 01:28:27,040 --> 01:28:29,040 Shoot you immediately 2042 01:28:29,040 --> 01:28:31,040 Well 2043 01:28:31,040 --> 01:28:33,040 If you scare them 2044 01:28:33,040 --> 01:28:35,040 They're already scared 2045 01:28:35,040 --> 01:28:37,040 Before they pull you over 2046 01:28:37,040 --> 01:28:39,040 Rightfully so 2047 01:28:39,040 --> 01:28:41,040 You're going to roll down the window and they're going to shoot you 2048 01:28:41,040 --> 01:28:43,040 45 times 2049 01:28:43,040 --> 01:28:45,040 You just raise your hand 2050 01:28:45,040 --> 01:28:47,040 That guy on the far right 2051 01:28:47,040 --> 01:28:49,040 He's going to be cool about 2052 01:28:49,040 --> 01:28:51,040 His cheekbones being too high 2053 01:28:51,040 --> 01:28:53,040 That's contour 2054 01:28:53,040 --> 01:28:55,040 He did his makeup before the photo 2055 01:28:55,040 --> 01:28:57,040 He looks like 50 cent for that movie 2056 01:28:57,040 --> 01:28:59,040 Like kinda where he got real skinny 2057 01:28:59,040 --> 01:29:01,040 Look at that up 2058 01:29:01,040 --> 01:29:03,040 If Brandon has the dreads on 2059 01:29:03,040 --> 01:29:05,040 That's who Brandon looks like 2060 01:29:05,040 --> 01:29:07,040 50 cent AIDS 2061 01:29:07,040 --> 01:29:09,040 Doesn't the first one kind of look like Dom a little bit 2062 01:29:09,040 --> 01:29:11,040 He looks like you a little bit 2063 01:29:11,040 --> 01:29:13,040 The first one 2064 01:29:13,040 --> 01:29:15,040 The real light skin cap 2065 01:29:15,040 --> 01:29:17,040 That looks like Dom 2066 01:29:17,040 --> 01:29:19,040 The Muslim guy 2067 01:29:19,040 --> 01:29:21,040 The Muslim or Mexican 2068 01:29:21,040 --> 01:29:23,040 I think he's Mexican 2069 01:29:23,040 --> 01:29:25,040 He might be Egyptian 2070 01:29:25,040 --> 01:29:27,040 Could be various 2071 01:29:27,040 --> 01:29:29,040 That looks like the second one 2072 01:29:29,040 --> 01:29:31,040 The second one right here 2073 01:29:31,040 --> 01:29:33,040 That's the dreads they put on 2074 01:29:33,040 --> 01:29:35,040 That one right there 2075 01:29:35,040 --> 01:29:37,040 He really got the skinny 2076 01:29:37,040 --> 01:29:39,040 And the movie was just like 2077 01:29:39,040 --> 01:29:41,040 He's like the black Christian Bale dude 2078 01:29:41,040 --> 01:29:43,040 That's crazy as hell 2079 01:29:43,040 --> 01:29:45,040 We gotta watch the movie now 2080 01:29:45,040 --> 01:29:47,040 Who is this movie about 2081 01:29:47,040 --> 01:29:49,040 Who is that 2082 01:29:49,040 --> 01:29:51,040 Okay 2083 01:29:51,040 --> 01:29:53,040 That's gotta be a film 2084 01:29:53,040 --> 01:29:55,040 That's Jonathan Silver 2085 01:29:55,040 --> 01:29:57,040 Wearing Brandon's shirt 2086 01:29:57,040 --> 01:29:59,040 Alright guys we gotta go 2087 01:29:59,040 --> 01:30:01,040 That's it 2088 01:30:01,040 --> 01:30:03,040 Hell yeah good episode boys 2089 01:30:03,040 --> 01:30:05,040 Usable 2090 01:30:05,040 --> 01:30:07,040 Year is coming out on the 16th right 2091 01:30:07,040 --> 01:30:09,040 16th of November 2092 01:30:09,040 --> 01:30:11,040 We got all kind of crazy shit 2093 01:30:11,040 --> 01:30:13,040 It's gonna be segment after segment 2094 01:30:13,040 --> 01:30:15,040 Skit after skit 2095 01:30:15,040 --> 01:30:17,040 And we're gonna say some funny shit 2096 01:30:17,040 --> 01:30:19,040 It's gonna be insane 2097 01:30:19,040 --> 01:30:21,040 The boys might not make it 2098 01:30:21,040 --> 01:30:23,040 There is a strong possibility 2099 01:30:23,040 --> 01:30:25,040 We won't film another until you die 2100 01:30:25,040 --> 01:30:27,040 If I die 2101 01:30:27,040 --> 01:30:29,040 Please have a candlelight 2102 01:30:29,040 --> 01:30:31,040 What is it 2103 01:30:31,040 --> 01:30:33,040 Visual 2104 01:30:33,040 --> 01:30:35,040 We'll replace you with Scrappy dude 2105 01:30:35,040 --> 01:30:37,040 Don't worry 2106 01:30:37,040 --> 01:30:45,040 Hahahaha 2107 01:31:07,040 --> 01:31:09,040 I fucking hate Scrappy dude