1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,920 This week on Clown College. 2 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:10,160 Brandon has too many cameras in his house. 3 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:11,000 Yeah, he can't do it. 4 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:13,160 Oh yeah, my mom's like, yeah, it's like a prison, man. 5 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:14,560 You got a camera outside in the front, 6 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:15,720 you got a camera in the back, 7 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:16,840 you got a camera in the hallway, 8 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:17,840 you got a camera in the front room, 9 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:18,840 you got one in the kitchen, 10 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:20,440 you damn near almost got one in the bathroom. 11 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:22,080 Thankfully they can't, I'm just joking. 12 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:22,920 They don't have that. 13 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:23,760 They don't have that. 14 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:26,440 I'm just joking in case CPS is watching this. 15 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:27,640 But they can't do end calls. 16 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:28,480 You can call them. 17 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:29,320 Your mama don't trust you with all that. 18 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:30,160 They don't call in there. 19 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:31,280 What do you mean you can call? 20 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:32,280 Well, because they got a dot, 21 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:33,880 so she'd be like, hey, you all right? 22 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:34,920 Or something like that. 23 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:37,000 If you stay in the bathroom too long? 24 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:38,640 Oh yeah, but now they just... 25 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:40,320 So when you're in the bathroom too, she's like, hey. 26 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:41,680 Oh, thankfully no, no. 27 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:43,680 But back then they were just like, you okay? 28 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:45,000 Knock on the door or something. 29 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:45,920 Hey man, you good? 30 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:47,800 And you're in there trying to take care of business. 31 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:50,400 Yeah, handling some good business, man. 32 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:51,600 You know what I mean. 33 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:52,440 We all know what I mean. 34 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:53,280 We gotta get Brandon out. 35 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:54,120 Ha ha ha ha. 36 00:00:58,120 --> 00:00:59,240 Welcome to Clown College. 37 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:00,400 We have profound knowledge. 38 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:02,600 In many ways to elevate and make yourself polished. 39 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:04,880 So if you want to hear a little honest, 40 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:07,040 a few takes on our ways to make it as a comic, 41 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:09,240 then stick around for a while to fit down to Clown. 42 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:11,640 We got the guests right now just to show you how. 43 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:16,440 Let's all go to Clown College, baby. 44 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:20,880 It's with Brandon, Willis, Don, and JJ. 45 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:25,280 Let's all go to Clown College, baby. 46 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:28,280 It's with Brandon, Willis, Don, and JJ. 47 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:42,040 Shit. 48 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:42,880 Oh, it's that one. 49 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:43,720 You get it? 50 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:44,560 No. 51 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:45,400 It's playing it. 52 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:46,240 It's like a perch. 53 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:47,560 You get up on the rim of the toilet 54 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:49,520 and shit into it from above. 55 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:50,360 Oh, that's the shit you do in the gas station 56 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:51,880 when you wanna touch the whole damn toilet. 57 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:52,720 Yeah. 58 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:53,560 You do that? 59 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:54,400 Yeah. 60 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:56,040 And then he puts his feet on the. 61 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:56,960 Oh no, I ain't doing all that. 62 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:58,720 Yeah, like he gets all the way up there. 63 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:00,760 How are you gonna potty train your kids? 64 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:03,360 You know, they'll be acrobatic. 65 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:05,240 Hopefully I don't marry an American. 66 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:08,160 I saw Tarzan on the Howard Stern show back in the day. 67 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:09,280 That was like this four year old 68 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:10,840 who could bench like 320. 69 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:12,320 Little Hercules. 70 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:13,160 Was it Hercules? 71 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:14,240 Yeah. 72 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:15,080 Little Hercules. 73 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:16,560 And he's not swollen no more. 74 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:17,400 No. 75 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:18,400 Look at little Hercules. 76 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:19,920 What about good friends? 77 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:20,960 Yeah, he did. 78 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:21,800 What about good friends? 79 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:22,840 Him right here, Jack. 80 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:23,680 Yep. 81 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:25,920 Back in that day. 82 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:26,760 And then let's show you what today's like. 83 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:28,000 That motherfucker used to be on the Howard Stern show? 84 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,800 Yeah, he's like regular. 85 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:32,480 One of my good friends, he used to potty train your kids. 86 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:35,040 He had the most simplest way to potty train his kids. 87 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:36,240 Like every time we got to win, 88 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:37,920 he would sit them on the toilet in front. 89 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:40,920 He would sit them on a little potty thing in front of the TV. 90 00:02:40,920 --> 00:02:42,400 He'd just sit there for like 30 minutes 91 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:44,000 until something came out. 92 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,000 Huh, that's smart. 93 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,800 How they potty train you, Brandon. 94 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:50,720 Honestly, I don't even think I'm still learning now. 95 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:54,640 Yeah, he's a lifelong learner. 96 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:57,200 I bet your booty just be itching. 97 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:59,960 No, nah man, we wiped that ass. 98 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:01,320 I always wipe my ass. 99 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:04,480 I remember the day my mama, 100 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:06,960 do you remember the day your mama stopped wiping your ass? 101 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:07,880 No, I don't. 102 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:08,720 I do. 103 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:09,560 You do? 104 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:10,400 How old were you? 105 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:11,240 I don't know, but I remember. 106 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:12,720 You had to be old enough to remember though. 107 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:14,320 I think I was like, I don't know, 108 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:16,800 I think I was like five or six maybe. 109 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:19,120 And I just said, mama, I'm through. 110 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:20,120 Wipe yourself. 111 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:21,920 I smell that from here. 112 00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:22,760 Oh wow. 113 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:27,160 So six years old, probably seven since you're saying six. 114 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:29,000 Right? 115 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:29,840 No. 116 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:30,680 Eight. 117 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:31,680 Well, what grade were you in? 118 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:36,000 I don't think I started kindergarten yet. 119 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:36,960 Oh, that's good. 120 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:40,000 Yeah, cause you didn't get potty trained till after that. 121 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:41,800 Well. 122 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:43,560 Did you ever feel yourself at school? 123 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:45,040 Probably never at school. 124 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:47,760 I was always thinking just on a fishing thing. 125 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:50,200 I did on purpose. 126 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:51,040 You did on purpose? 127 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:51,880 Why? 128 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:52,720 Well, you want to get out of class? 129 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:53,560 No, I had to go pee. 130 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:54,800 My teacher told me, no, you're not gonna go. 131 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:56,440 I said, if I don't go, I'm gonna pee on myself. 132 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:57,280 I said, go pee on yourself. 133 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:58,120 Psh. 134 00:03:58,120 --> 00:03:58,960 Respect. 135 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:00,320 That's what you gotta do. 136 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:01,360 But I did get to go home early though, 137 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:02,200 so that was pretty cool. 138 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:03,520 She would have been like, you know what? 139 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:04,480 Pah-pah, shh. 140 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:06,120 Get her a little bit, huh? 141 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:07,160 I'll get kicked out of school. 142 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:08,600 That's how you get kinks. 143 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:11,520 Hey JJ, we got a special guest on the program. 144 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:12,360 Oh yeah, dude. 145 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:14,800 Huntsville Comedy's Ray of Sunshine. 146 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:17,880 The most positive guy I know. 147 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:19,880 Pat Grice. 148 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:23,440 Hey, what's up Pat? 149 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:24,280 What's going on? 150 00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:25,120 Thanks for coming on. 151 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:27,040 You know you're a fixture of the Khan College universe. 152 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:27,880 For real? 153 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:29,760 Yeah, we talk about you a lot. 154 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:32,760 We made skits about you you didn't know about. 155 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:34,240 They're based off you. 156 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:37,720 You actually were the first comic that I ever seen 157 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:39,840 and Huntsville in your quote was, 158 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:41,840 oh no, you too cute to be funny. 159 00:04:41,840 --> 00:04:46,440 Then, yes, on Thursday he goes up on stage 160 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:47,560 and everybody's calling me fat. 161 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:49,200 You know how they do whenever I get it. 162 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:50,280 Like every single person. 163 00:04:50,280 --> 00:04:51,160 A real honest crowd. 164 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:52,000 Yeah, yeah. 165 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,000 And then he gets up there, he's like, 166 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,880 y'all calling Don fat when I'm sitting right here. 167 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:58,560 And I was thinking that in my head the whole time. 168 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:01,120 I'm like, we have to have some kind of standard here. 169 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:03,600 But then he gets up on stage, he's like, 170 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:05,200 at least Dominique's still cute. 171 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:07,040 This is two times. 172 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,240 Why you keep on calling me cute? 173 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:11,120 Hey, look, all I, okay. 174 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:13,920 So when I first met you, when I first met you, 175 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:15,920 I didn't see you as a comic. 176 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:18,640 But there'd be a lot of comics who came after me 177 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:21,480 at Huntsville, like I forgot her name. 178 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:23,680 I don't see her that much no more. 179 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:24,520 I'm sorry. 180 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:27,120 But when I first saw her, I thought she was just 181 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:28,880 a person in the crowd until she got on stage 182 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:32,440 and told a joke about her pussy wasn't working 183 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:34,560 or some shit, I can't remember. 184 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:36,920 But with you, I didn't really see you as a comic. 185 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:41,120 But when you got on stage, I was like, oh, he does comedy. 186 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:42,440 No, we gotta fuck shit up. 187 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:47,640 Like in Huntsville, we don't really have no 188 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:49,240 handsome comedians for real. 189 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:52,520 I'm not saying they're my ugly, I'm just saying. 190 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:56,000 So out of me, Brandon, and JJ, who's the most handsome? 191 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,000 You think I'm ugly? 192 00:05:58,160 --> 00:05:59,000 That's what I'm saying. 193 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:04,000 I don't think you ugly, but you're kind of challenged. 194 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,000 I'm challenged. 195 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,320 Wait, wait, you said challenged. 196 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:08,280 Get his ass, Brandon. 197 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:09,480 Mentally challenged? 198 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:10,320 No. 199 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:11,440 No. 200 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:12,280 You believe that. 201 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:14,120 I'm just saying. 202 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:15,720 What type of challenge? 203 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:17,880 Just a little heart on the face. 204 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:18,720 Kind of like me. 205 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:19,560 Kind of like me. 206 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:20,400 Kind of like me. 207 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:23,280 I know I'm ugly, so I look just like my dad, 208 00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:24,120 so I know I'm ugly. 209 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:24,960 Correct. 210 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:28,440 Now, on us three, who's the most handsome? 211 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:30,600 So you're saying Brandon's not in the conversation. 212 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:33,920 Okay, so between me and JJ, who's the most handsome? 213 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:34,760 I'll say JJ. 214 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:36,800 He got the Jack Harlow thing going on. 215 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:38,960 He got the cute girlfriend, and he's moving. 216 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:40,440 It's like, you know. 217 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:41,400 Exactly. 218 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:42,280 I'm moving, dude. 219 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:43,640 I'm drinking breast milk. 220 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:47,480 We might have some residue over there 221 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:48,880 in that breast milk if you want to lick it. 222 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:51,240 I can't focus right now, 223 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:54,280 because Jake looks so much like Eric. 224 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:55,120 It's crazy. 225 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:56,600 Oh my God. 226 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:57,840 Eric Bischoff? 227 00:06:57,840 --> 00:06:58,680 Yes. 228 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:01,760 Eric from Sinanigan. 229 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:03,440 Oh, dude, I thought that was a swap. 230 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:04,840 I thought that was a swap for me. 231 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:06,840 I was like, dude, he's showing up after all. 232 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:11,480 I think I'm seeing double right now, dude. 233 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:13,040 Yeah, what's going on here? 234 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:13,880 I don't know, man. 235 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:16,520 You tell me, man. 236 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:19,560 I feel like you're my biggest fan right now. 237 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:20,400 Biggest fan? 238 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:22,560 I don't know, man, I don't know. 239 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:23,400 No. 240 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:27,280 No, honestly, I'm just wearing, 241 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,480 because we did a copycat last night 242 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:31,720 where we were both dressed up as each other. 243 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:32,560 Yeah. 244 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:33,400 Hell yeah. 245 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:35,800 I don't know how I could just pull off a brand new like that. 246 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:38,240 I think that's very hard to do. 247 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:40,120 Yeah, you have to be born with it. 248 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:40,960 Yeah. 249 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:42,080 I appreciate it, man. 250 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:43,520 I appreciate it. 251 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:45,720 They used to say that negatively, but now... 252 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:46,560 Now? 253 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:48,600 I respect that. 254 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:49,680 Now it's empowering. 255 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:52,160 Now it's good. 256 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:54,720 God is good all the time, especially on Wednesday. 257 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:55,560 Hell yeah. 258 00:07:57,320 --> 00:07:58,160 Hell yeah. 259 00:07:58,160 --> 00:07:59,000 Cheers. 260 00:07:59,000 --> 00:07:59,840 Cheers, guys. 261 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:00,680 Cheers. 262 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:02,680 Cheers to a healthy life, you know? 263 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:03,520 Healthy life. 264 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:05,360 How you feeling? 265 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:06,920 I'm a little unhealthy, but I'm straight. 266 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:07,760 Yeah. 267 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:08,600 Yeah. 268 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:09,420 You take your medicine? 269 00:08:09,420 --> 00:08:10,260 No. 270 00:08:10,260 --> 00:08:11,100 Why not? 271 00:08:11,100 --> 00:08:11,920 You gotta do that. 272 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:13,320 Because I don't have health insurance. 273 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:14,160 Me neither. 274 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,840 You can get it for free. 275 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:16,920 Yeah, but that's the bootleg shit. 276 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:17,760 You don't want that? 277 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:19,080 Yes, you do. 278 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:22,080 You want anything that they'll give you, I'm telling you. 279 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:22,920 No, I don't know. 280 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:24,120 Pat, I just don't want you to die on us, man. 281 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:25,400 I don't wanna die on us. 282 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:27,640 Let's do a healthcare.gov tutorial. 283 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:28,480 Yeah, come on. 284 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:29,400 Is that for self? 285 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:30,240 Healthcare.gov. 286 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:33,040 I think God has proven to me in multiple ways 287 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:34,280 that I'm not meant to die. 288 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:36,120 Like, the way I'm meant to die. 289 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:36,960 Oh, snap. 290 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:37,800 Yeah. 291 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:40,760 I'd have been shot at a couple times, so you know. 292 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:42,320 I'm pretty sure I might. 293 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:44,080 You need to be shot with insulin. 294 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:47,640 That's what you need, or you will die. 295 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:49,400 It's gonna be worse than a bullet. 296 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:52,280 Here goes some tutorials. 297 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:55,640 You got a database of environmental assets 298 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:56,480 within healthcare. 299 00:08:56,480 --> 00:08:57,320 That's not. 300 00:08:57,320 --> 00:09:00,000 Hey, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause. 301 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:03,960 I feel like if you're gonna do a tutorial on health, 302 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,720 the last thing I wanna see is a skeleton. 303 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:07,760 That means that he wasn't healthy. 304 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:08,600 Well, yeah. 305 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:11,200 I mean, that wasn't a real one, though, I think, right? 306 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:12,240 I don't know. 307 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:13,160 I hope not. 308 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:14,320 Yeah, they're all real. 309 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:15,160 They're donated. 310 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:16,840 Like, if you donate your body to science. 311 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:17,680 What? 312 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:22,760 Healthspacecare.tutorial.gov. 313 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:24,680 Here's a little bit of tip. 314 00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:26,000 Wait, okay, good. 315 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,560 I thought I put a dot with the care. 316 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:29,800 So look, but you can get free healthcare. 317 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:30,640 There's no way. 318 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:32,520 I mean, you can go in there and get your medicine for free. 319 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:33,960 There's not a chance you can't. 320 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:35,600 I tried to get Ozipi one time. 321 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:37,000 No. 322 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,160 I mean, you probably, I don't know if you can. 323 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:40,680 I think I would need Ozipi more 324 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:41,960 than anybody else right now. 325 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:43,400 No, for sure, for sure. 326 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:45,800 You're who it's meant for. 327 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:47,840 Here goes one, two, right here. 328 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:50,960 I mean, for real, you're who it's meant for. 329 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:54,080 They should be, if that's what it needs to level you out. 330 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:55,760 But if you keep on going out of whack 331 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:57,320 and you got the bitters, 332 00:09:57,320 --> 00:10:00,240 then it's gonna take you out. 333 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:01,240 It will. 334 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:04,360 And relatively a short amount of time 335 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:05,200 if you don't fuck around, 336 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:08,200 I mean, if you fuck around with not taking your medicine. 337 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:09,400 I'm gonna get myself back right 338 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,280 because I don't want Don me and my friend crying. 339 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:12,600 So I'm trying to tell him. 340 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:15,080 I'm trying to tell him. 341 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:16,440 I'm gonna look at you in the casting black. 342 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:17,840 This is a good start. 343 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:18,880 Like these are some of the things 344 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:21,120 I need to sign up with for myself. 345 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:21,960 You got diabetes? 346 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:23,200 No, I hope not. 347 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:25,640 I haven't got tested yet in a while. 348 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:27,400 When's the last time? 349 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:28,240 I don't even know, man. 350 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:29,880 I couldn't even tell you. 351 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:31,520 Do you be feeling dizzy? 352 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:32,840 Feeling dizzy, like what do you mean dizzy? 353 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:33,680 Like you'll be dizzy? 354 00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:35,000 You'll be falling asleep? 355 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:35,840 Pete dizzy. 356 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:38,440 Dude, I asked you, wait, wait, like what time? 357 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:39,280 I don't know. 358 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:41,200 I don't know. 359 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:42,040 In the morning. 360 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:44,640 Anytime you ain't told to be sleepy. 361 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:45,480 When you wake up. 362 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:47,800 I thought, we all get sleepy sometimes. 363 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:48,880 Like, dude, you be sleepy, right? 364 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:50,160 Dude, I never get sleepy. 365 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:51,000 You never do. 366 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,200 Me neither, I don't never get sleepy either. 367 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:53,040 Okay, now they joking. 368 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:54,040 What about you? 369 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:55,000 You get sleepy though, right? 370 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,480 Cause you got diabetes. 371 00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:57,320 You get sleepy? 372 00:10:58,280 --> 00:10:59,120 Yeah. 373 00:10:59,120 --> 00:10:59,940 Jake? 374 00:10:59,940 --> 00:11:00,780 Jake. 375 00:11:00,780 --> 00:11:01,620 I'm an American. 376 00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:02,440 Yeah. 377 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:03,880 Alex? 378 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:04,720 Yeah. 379 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:06,880 I'm just saying, I'm just saying like, 380 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:08,440 how I found out I was diabetic. 381 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:10,760 I was at work and I just kept being dizzy 382 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:11,600 and falling asleep. 383 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,560 That's what made you think? 384 00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:16,040 No, I just thought it was weird. 385 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:19,360 I was dizzy like every, a lot of times. 386 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:20,400 So when I went to the doctor, 387 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:24,080 they was like, boy, your blood sugar sky high. 388 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:24,920 What was it? 389 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:26,480 You remember the number? 390 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:27,320 I don't remember. 391 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,280 He's a medical professional. 392 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:29,360 I don't know, but it was high enough 393 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:31,160 to keep me in the hospital for like two days. 394 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:32,240 They kept me in that bed for two days. 395 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:33,080 Oh my God. 396 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:35,240 Jesus, they still tear your blood out. 397 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:38,400 Right, and look, my blood sugar would go down, 398 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:39,680 then it would come right back up. 399 00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:42,920 I'd be like, well hell, y'all feeding me bread. 400 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:44,360 Like, what's gonna happen? 401 00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:46,280 Like, just because I'm drinking zero, 402 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:47,480 seven don't mean my sugar gonna go up. 403 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:48,520 You should do keto. 404 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:50,120 I'll do it with you. 405 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:51,200 I don't trust you. 406 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:52,040 Huh? 407 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:52,880 I don't trust you. 408 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:53,700 Why not? 409 00:11:53,700 --> 00:11:54,960 You said we was gonna go to the gym together. 410 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:56,480 We are, we start Monday. 411 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:57,840 You keep saying Monday, Monday. 412 00:11:57,840 --> 00:11:58,680 We don't go. 413 00:11:58,680 --> 00:12:00,240 We start on Monday, dude. 414 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:01,400 Each Monday. 415 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:02,840 I didn't say which one. 416 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:03,880 It's a holiday tomorrow. 417 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:04,880 Yeah, well you can't. 418 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:05,760 What holiday is it? 419 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:06,800 Columbus Day. 420 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:07,640 Indigenous. 421 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:09,120 No, not indigenous people. 422 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:10,420 We didn't do our thing. 423 00:12:10,420 --> 00:12:12,480 We didn't do our land acknowledgement, dude. 424 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:13,320 Start it off. 425 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:14,160 We still celebrate Columbus? 426 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:17,000 I acknowledge that this land was rightfully claimed 427 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,160 by the Europeans. 428 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:19,120 Okay, no. 429 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:19,960 No. 430 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:21,720 And that was what was meant to happen. 431 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:23,120 Yep, do yours. 432 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:24,760 For the, this is for the indigenous people. 433 00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:26,240 We acknowledge their land. 434 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:31,040 The only thing I acknowledge is that America came up 435 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:32,720 on some shit that wasn't theirs. 436 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:33,560 Hell yeah. 437 00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:38,920 That's the most American thing said on this fucking podcast. 438 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:40,360 That's the most American of us all. 439 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:41,200 Yeah, he is. 440 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:44,360 As you and Brandon was just talking about 441 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:45,960 how you have voted for Trump earlier out there. 442 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:46,800 No, see, look at that. 443 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,480 See how they do that? 444 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:51,120 Try to get your own board. 445 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:53,960 I would vote for Trump. 446 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:58,960 I would vote for Trump in any comedic type of stuff. 447 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:00,080 But to run the country, 448 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,760 the nigga that got the suitcase to all the missiles, 449 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:05,280 hell no, I don't trust that. 450 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:06,320 He has no idea how to follow. 451 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:07,920 I don't trust myself with a suitcase 452 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:08,960 that got the keys to the missiles. 453 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:10,880 I would blow up any goddamn thing if I feel something. 454 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:13,040 So you're not voting for Trump? 455 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:13,880 No. 456 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,800 You voting for Kamala? 457 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:16,880 Kamala? 458 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,160 Kamala. 459 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:19,320 Yeah, I'm voting for Kamala. 460 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:20,160 You are? 461 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:20,980 Yeah. 462 00:13:20,980 --> 00:13:21,960 Yeah? 463 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:23,360 Yeah, have I voted yet? 464 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,880 I feel you, cause I only voted one time in my whole life. 465 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:30,040 I don't vote, I express that. 466 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:31,400 When Obama first ran? 467 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:32,880 Yeah, it's reasonable. 468 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:33,960 The second time I didn't vote 469 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,920 because I was on flat winning line. 470 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:39,200 That is true, it's a valid argument. 471 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:40,240 Yeah. 472 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:42,200 Waiting in line to vote. 473 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,040 Same here. 474 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:46,560 And you kinda knew he was gonna win the second time 475 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:49,400 cause who wants to vote for a guy who owns ketchup? 476 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:50,240 Who owns ketchup? 477 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:51,080 Who owns ketchup? 478 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:51,900 Mitt Romney? 479 00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:52,740 Mitt Romney? 480 00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:53,580 I think. 481 00:13:53,580 --> 00:13:55,120 He owns like Heinz or? 482 00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:57,480 I don't know, but I remember that was a running joke. 483 00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:59,760 You think he just owns ketchup as a whole? 484 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:02,560 Like he owns a company that does ketchup. 485 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:04,360 That's what I was told in the joke. 486 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:06,440 What if it was made into like a Heinz address? 487 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:07,280 Okay, so it was Heinz? 488 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:10,000 I don't know if it was Mitt Romney, I know he's Mormon. 489 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,360 Yeah, I knew he was Mormon. 490 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,080 So there's a chance I had a wife 491 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:14,760 that was involved in the ketchup thing. 492 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:18,880 Yeah, somebody who ran for this country with some ketchup. 493 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:21,400 Let's fill out mail-in vote ballots next week. 494 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:22,720 Fill in mail-in. 495 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:24,360 Does, what the hell was that? 496 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:26,760 He probably owns ketchup. 497 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:28,840 Does Mitt Romney own ketchup? 498 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:29,680 Oh my God. 499 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:32,520 Probably. 500 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,800 What the fuck is that? 501 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:37,640 What is this? 502 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:38,480 I don't know. 503 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:39,320 That doesn't make any sense. 504 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:40,140 Oh. 505 00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:42,040 It don't make any sense, he said. 506 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:42,880 Mitt Romney. 507 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:44,680 He took that to the Mickey's. 508 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:49,680 He can't come back. 509 00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:52,160 That doesn't say, why is everybody holding ketchup 510 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:53,800 saying Mitt Romney retired? 511 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:56,160 He retired from the ketchup. 512 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:59,080 Okay, okay, all right. 513 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:00,360 It's too hot in this room. 514 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:01,200 It is hot. 515 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,880 I'm losing our minds. 516 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:06,440 Yeah, man, I don't know if I'm sweating or just oily. 517 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:07,280 I'm hot now. 518 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:08,240 I'm sweating. 519 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,680 It could be both though. 520 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:11,000 Probably so. Ketchup, salmon. 521 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,320 My friend, I couldn't find my lotion, 522 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:16,120 my friend had like, it was like a bottle of lotion, 523 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:17,360 but it was like oil for us. 524 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:19,440 For your friend, huh? 525 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:20,280 A woman. 526 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:23,760 I was like, you know what I'm saying? 527 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:25,760 I'm dark skinned, I should get the oily look. 528 00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:27,000 You know what I'm saying? 529 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:27,840 The worst thing in the world 530 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:29,080 you could be is black and ashy. 531 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:30,320 That's true. 532 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,840 That's a person who doesn't give a fuck about his life 533 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:33,680 and if you see one, run. 534 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,640 If he's getting aggressive with you, run. 535 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:37,040 They don't care. 536 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:37,880 If they're ashy. 537 00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:40,200 Ashy and dirty shoes. 538 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,240 Like if they wore your shoes, 539 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,160 if you see a black dude with your shoes on. 540 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:44,000 Bad news. 541 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:44,840 Bad news. 542 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:47,480 Every kid I grew up with that was ashy 543 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,960 is in jail right now doing life or murder. 544 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:50,800 Oh my God. 545 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:52,600 See. 546 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,440 So I'm going to jail man. 547 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:56,320 I was about to say Brandon's a good guy. 548 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:57,480 I'm a good guy. 549 00:15:57,480 --> 00:16:00,080 But you like, you just need ashy. 550 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:00,920 See? 551 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:03,200 It's just on the darkness of your knees. 552 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:04,280 Okay, so that's acceptable. 553 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:05,360 Yeah, well it's just me. 554 00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:07,320 So you one of those guys when it get out the shower, 555 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:09,680 you be like, I'm wearing jeans, I don't need no lotion. 556 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:11,080 That's true. 557 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:12,240 You said that what guy? 558 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:14,720 Are you that guy who just don't give a fuck about his legs, 559 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:17,000 just put lotion on his arms and face? 560 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:18,920 Nah man. 561 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:19,760 Nah. 562 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,120 I could be that guy. 563 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:23,480 Man damn. 564 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:25,920 Brandon, you got like a skincare routine? 565 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:26,760 Yeah man. 566 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:27,580 What do you do? 567 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:29,760 Put on some lotion. 568 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:32,920 Wash my face. 569 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:34,120 With what? 570 00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:35,400 With a CeraVe. 571 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:36,240 Okay. 572 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:37,080 Ooh, okay. 573 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:37,920 Fancy. 574 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:38,740 He's got a white girlfriend. 575 00:16:38,740 --> 00:16:40,840 Yeah, exactly what that means. 576 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:43,600 It's easy, it just says face lotion and face cleaner. 577 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,920 That's good enough for me. 578 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:47,600 And then that's what we do. 579 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,040 Is it a lotion or a cleaner? 580 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:50,520 Oh no, the cleaner than the lotion. 581 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:51,360 Dang. 582 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:52,180 It's a two step. 583 00:16:52,180 --> 00:16:53,020 It's a two step, okay. 584 00:16:53,020 --> 00:16:55,520 And he has post-it notes on each one. 585 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:56,760 One and two. 586 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:58,400 Cause then my face gonna be ashy. 587 00:16:58,400 --> 00:16:59,240 Yeah. 588 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:00,080 I don't want that. 589 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:00,920 I don't want that. 590 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:01,740 Nah. 591 00:17:01,740 --> 00:17:02,800 I'm trying to get something, knock the oil down. 592 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:04,360 Every time I take a picture, I look on here, 593 00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:06,600 I look like I'm oily as shit. 594 00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:07,440 I know it's just sweat, but. 595 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:08,280 Is that good for you? 596 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:10,000 You're like an oil control. 597 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,440 I just, yeah, fat kids deal. 598 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:12,920 It's had a deal on it, $5. 599 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:14,360 So, I don't know. 600 00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:17,040 Do you think they'd have that all the time? 601 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:18,160 Fat people and worth it. 602 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:19,680 Yeah. 603 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:20,960 So what's up, Pat? 604 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:21,800 Oh no, man. 605 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:22,620 What's been going on? 606 00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:24,560 What's been going on with you with the comedy scene? 607 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:27,360 Oh man, like for me, it's, 608 00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:28,760 I'm trying to elevate a little bit. 609 00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:29,600 You know what I'm saying? 610 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:30,420 Y'all see me on stage. 611 00:17:30,420 --> 00:17:31,640 I just be, you know, 612 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:32,960 throwing wild things out there, 613 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,080 telling my jokes and stuff. 614 00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:36,280 I'm trying to get it to the writing stage now. 615 00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:37,920 Like writing a joke is so hard for me 616 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:40,480 because it's like I can write a joke 617 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:42,660 and I be like, I feel confident about it. 618 00:17:42,660 --> 00:17:44,920 But the day that I want to try that joke out, 619 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:46,400 I be like, okay, I think I need to change this. 620 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:47,520 I think I need to change that. 621 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:50,040 And writing is always the hardest part for me. 622 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:53,280 Like I come up with ideas in the strangest place. 623 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,280 Like I can come up with a whole set 624 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:57,720 just at open mic, just sitting there thinking like, 625 00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:59,080 hmm, I could talk about that. 626 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:01,680 What's the strangest place you came up with an idea? 627 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:06,520 At a funeral. 628 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,800 What was the idea? 629 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:12,320 Well, I was at a funeral, 630 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:14,080 but I was thinking about my grandfather's funeral. 631 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:15,720 Y'all heard the joke before. 632 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,560 And actually I was a little kid when my grandfather died, 633 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:20,760 but I remember that he had no legs and stuff. 634 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:23,640 And I remember- 635 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:24,680 Foreshadowing. 636 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:26,120 Yeah, and I remember when, 637 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:30,320 I remember the funeral of Bagley, 638 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:34,200 but as a kid I always wondered like, 639 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,480 why did he have a full casket? 640 00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:36,640 He had no legs. 641 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:37,480 Yeah. 642 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:39,440 Like I was so- 643 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:40,480 It just seems wasteful. 644 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:41,320 It does. 645 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,160 It does. 646 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:43,000 Yeah. 647 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,120 Cause you could have put them in like an infant. 648 00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:45,960 No, you know what I mean? 649 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:47,760 Because they don't have as much, the tallness. 650 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:48,600 Yeah. 651 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:49,440 Was he a big guy? 652 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:51,240 No, not really. 653 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:53,000 Not big, so you think he could fit? 654 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:55,240 Probably so. 655 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,560 But it costs more money. 656 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:00,840 Cause funerals are expensive as shit. 657 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,760 Did y'all have, unless you got insurance, 658 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:05,240 like life insurance, that shit costs money. 659 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:06,680 Well, what's a cremate of? 660 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:07,760 What have you just cremate of? 661 00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:10,200 That's still a few thousand dollars, I think. 662 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:11,480 Yeah, it's still a few thousand. 663 00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:13,200 Yeah, yeah, for sure. 664 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,720 But a whole funeral, like in over 10,000, 665 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:16,760 you're looking at. 666 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:17,600 Damn. 667 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,720 Would you pay that much for a loved one? 668 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:21,880 I mean, I would if they wanted it, 669 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:23,360 but I want to make sure my family knows 670 00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:25,840 I don't give a flying fuck. 671 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:26,920 I'm dead. 672 00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:27,760 I don't really care. 673 00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:28,600 Right. 674 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:31,520 Stick a pole up my ass and put me on I-95. 675 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:32,360 Holy shit. 676 00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:34,200 I don't care, I'm dead, I don't know. 677 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:35,040 You want that? 678 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:35,880 I mean. 679 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:37,360 We can make it happen. 680 00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:38,960 I could see it being pleasurable. 681 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:39,800 What if you're a ghost? 682 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:40,620 Huh? 683 00:19:40,620 --> 00:19:41,460 Who a ghost? 684 00:19:41,460 --> 00:19:42,300 Watch yourself. 685 00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:44,840 But then I'd be a ghost at the top of a pole on I-95. 686 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:47,880 What's better than that, baby? 687 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:49,680 Sitting on the ground, yeah. 688 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:52,340 Could we make you into like a rug for the studio? 689 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:54,600 Yeah, dude. 690 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:58,240 But you would think my back was hairy, it's not though. 691 00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,080 So you would. 692 00:19:59,080 --> 00:19:59,900 I've never thought about that. 693 00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:00,740 You would have. 694 00:20:00,740 --> 00:20:03,040 I'm gonna be honest, I've never thought about that. 695 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,920 You could make a rug with my front. 696 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:06,640 I got a good amount of hair on there. 697 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:09,160 Brandon, you'll be weaving that one. 698 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,120 So look, Brandon, you're just gonna cut me out right here, 699 00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:14,920 right, from the net and just use this part as the rug. 700 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:16,280 It could be for the bathroom or whatever. 701 00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:17,120 Scrape the flesh off. 702 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:19,600 Yeah, scrape the flesh off the bat. 703 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:23,160 But you gotta do something to it to texturize the skin. 704 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:24,000 Yeah, so it's. 705 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:24,840 Crazy. 706 00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:26,640 You have to breathe on it real loud. 707 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:28,840 I don't usually do that. 708 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:31,600 It's like I kinda disgusted how to roast a pig. 709 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:32,800 Yeah, that's what it sounds like. 710 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:33,640 That's exactly. 711 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:36,200 I was like, this is crazy. 712 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:37,040 Fuck you. 713 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:40,840 Just for the marinade done for a couple days. 714 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:41,680 That's wild. 715 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:43,720 A wee out for his dad. 716 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,360 Boy, the buzz is gonna be like, 717 00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:46,520 this is some good seasoning. 718 00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:49,560 We ironically put an apple in his mouth. 719 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:50,400 Oh my God. 720 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:52,440 Weird mess it, man. 721 00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:54,040 Walt Disney wanted to freeze his head. 722 00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:56,360 You wanna be roasted like a pig? 723 00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:57,200 Wow. 724 00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,200 What you wanna do? 725 00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:02,640 After you're dead, you have to have a funeral or cremation? 726 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:06,480 I'm like, you know, I don't care. 727 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:07,320 Cause I'm dead. 728 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:08,160 What you got? 729 00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:09,000 I don't care. 730 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:09,840 Whatever's easier. 731 00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:12,600 Yeah, that should be what's on your tombstone. 732 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:13,720 Whatever's easier. 733 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:17,280 Whatever you feel, because I'm not here. 734 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:18,120 We could be broke. 735 00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:19,920 Well, I mean, yeah, we could be broke. 736 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:20,760 You never know. 737 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:21,600 But hopefully. 738 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:24,200 If you're broke, don't go in the death to fucking bury me. 739 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,040 Throw me in a box. 740 00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:26,640 It's like the worst goodbye. 741 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:28,400 Yeah. 742 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:31,200 JJ, what you gotta do to go to heaven? 743 00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:34,320 After you die, don't you gotta do a certain amount of? 744 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:35,440 It's all about your soul. 745 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:37,040 Physical body doesn't matter. 746 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:38,360 Oh, okay. 747 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:39,200 Doesn't matter. 748 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,520 You don't have to put like the quarters over the eyes 749 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:41,360 or anything like that? 750 00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:43,720 No, I just wanna be around children. 751 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:44,560 What? 752 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:45,400 My body. 753 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:47,800 So that they can learn from my mistakes. 754 00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:51,600 See, I wanna go to heaven too. 755 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,120 But I don't wanna be around that. 756 00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:56,960 Okay? 757 00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:59,960 I would like to be like a weekend. 758 00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:03,680 I just wanna be a background actor in commercials. 759 00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:05,280 Just use my body for that. 760 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:08,320 I wanna go to heaven, but I think I'd be trouble in heaven. 761 00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:09,160 What? 762 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:10,520 I'd be begging God like, 763 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:11,920 yo, can I go down and haunt this motherfucker 764 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:14,240 for like two minutes, man? 765 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:16,440 I'll be begging God to let me go down here 766 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:18,120 and let me just haunt people for a little minute. 767 00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:18,960 Oh yeah. 768 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:19,800 That's reasonable. 769 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,240 Yeah, be a fat hauntin' ghost. 770 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:24,680 I might break rules and get sent to hell. 771 00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:28,200 Oh, that'd be crazy. 772 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:29,040 Hey man. 773 00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:29,880 You'd be the worst ghost trying to haunt. 774 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:31,120 Yeah, you can see a bus for the room. 775 00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:32,480 Oh, yeah, oh shit. 776 00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:34,560 Hey man, hell might be fun down there. 777 00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:35,400 You know what I'm saying? 778 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:36,240 No, I'm not. 779 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:37,080 I don't think it would be. 780 00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:37,920 I'm not doing this. 781 00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:38,760 I mean. 782 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:39,600 JJ, tell him. 783 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,040 I don't think it would be, dude. 784 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:42,240 Like what if all your best friends 785 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:43,400 that you were real close with died 786 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:44,240 when they go to hell? 787 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:45,080 No. 788 00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:46,760 Sal, he said it too. 789 00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:48,920 Look, it's that joke, but my friend said this. 790 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:50,920 He's like, shit, I'd rather go to hell. 791 00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:53,080 Shit, all my friends gonna be there. 792 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:54,560 And that's your reasoning right now, 793 00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:55,720 and this is beautiful. 794 00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:58,720 Yeah, like I'm not saying I wanna go to hell, 795 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:01,920 but like what if hell's not what it all cracked up to be? 796 00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:03,160 No. 797 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:04,000 No. 798 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:04,840 No. 799 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:06,040 What is worse than people think? 800 00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:07,560 This is not good, man. 801 00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:09,360 Cause then you gonna be at the gate thinking like, 802 00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:10,840 but what about this video right here? 803 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:11,680 Replay it. 804 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:13,800 What if it's bad? 805 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:15,760 What about like all the fire and stuff? 806 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:17,400 Yeah, the fire, man. 807 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:18,240 Burning internally. 808 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:19,080 And the suffering. 809 00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:20,400 I don't think that's true, per se. 810 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:21,240 Oh. 811 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:22,080 Wow. 812 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:23,320 What do you think it's like? 813 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,120 Somebody described it to me one time, 814 00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:26,600 and I'm not saying it was right. 815 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:29,720 I was young and probably just listen to the motherfucker talk, 816 00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:32,440 but it was like, whatever your sin was, 817 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:35,440 you're gonna be like, it's gonna be repeated thing. 818 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:36,640 I guess like a torture thing 819 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:38,160 for you to go through that same thing. 820 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:39,640 Like, I don't know. 821 00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:40,600 I don't remember vaguely, 822 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:43,120 but I think he put in the vaguely like, let's say. 823 00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:48,240 So Brandon has like, fuck a football forever. 824 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:49,080 Yeah. 825 00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:50,440 Wow. 826 00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:52,000 So like gluttony, it's just gonna be 827 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,320 like a golden corral buffet. 828 00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:54,160 Yeah. 829 00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:56,200 Yeah, golden corral is hell. 830 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:57,040 Hey, man. 831 00:23:57,040 --> 00:24:00,360 That would definitely be hell, 832 00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:02,480 because like as a fat guy, 833 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,720 I done got full before, that shit do not feel good. 834 00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:07,080 You be like, ugh, you don't wanna move. 835 00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:08,680 Yeah, you feel disgusted with yourself. 836 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:09,520 Yeah, yeah. 837 00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:11,960 And I've been there, actually like three days ago. 838 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:14,480 I'm there right now, dude. 839 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:15,320 Same. 840 00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:16,160 What was he know? 841 00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:17,400 Well, I went to the store, I was like, 842 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,960 I'm gonna buy all these like TV dinners for like, 843 00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:23,040 multiple days, and then I ate like three of them 844 00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:23,880 in one night. 845 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:25,880 And they were like hungry, man. 846 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:26,720 Oh, yeah. 847 00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:29,280 Oh, my gosh, dude. 848 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:31,520 Imagine how much sodium that was. 849 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:32,840 Oh, it was massive amounts. 850 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:34,440 I probably should, my doctor would not like it. 851 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:35,760 I did that recently. 852 00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:37,280 I made like a pot of Rotel, 853 00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:38,880 because I just wanted some. 854 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:41,280 And it was like, by the second bowl, I was like, mm. 855 00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:43,200 That's funny. 856 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:44,320 Did you eat the whole pot of Rotel? 857 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:45,480 Not in one night. 858 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:46,320 Okay. 859 00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:48,160 Two, two, two, two, two, and three days. 860 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:49,000 Okay, that's good. 861 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,120 I thought you were gonna say you ate the whole pot 862 00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:50,960 of Rotel in one night. 863 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:51,800 No, I can't do that. 864 00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:54,360 My ass will be just fucked up. 865 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:55,280 Destroyed. 866 00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:56,440 I can't imagine the shit you did. 867 00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:58,280 Leakage. 868 00:24:58,280 --> 00:24:59,280 You got leakage? 869 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:00,120 No. 870 00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:01,760 Now, see, I don't believe that. 871 00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:03,000 I don't think believe it's possible for you 872 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,440 not to have a little leakage. 873 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:05,520 Like what, for my ass? 874 00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:06,360 Yeah. 875 00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:07,200 No. 876 00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:09,960 So you go in there, after you go walking around, 877 00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:12,240 you wipe, and it's perfectly clean. 878 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:13,560 Wipe your ass right now and bring it in. 879 00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:14,880 Yep. 880 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,080 I took a shit like a few minutes ago. 881 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:16,920 That's what you was doing there? 882 00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:18,080 Yeah. 883 00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,120 I'm glad you did it while we were in here for an hour 884 00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:21,360 and it gets time to air out. 885 00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:23,680 Like, hey man, ate Chinese food, ate some pizza. 886 00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:25,920 Good combo. 887 00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:26,760 Hell yeah, man. 888 00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:27,600 Yeah. 889 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:28,440 Good combo. 890 00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:29,280 Yeah. 891 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:30,120 Wow. 892 00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:31,720 That is a good combo. 893 00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:35,080 What's been new? 894 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:38,640 Because you're like our pop culture guru. 895 00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:41,320 We trust you on everything pop culture. 896 00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:42,400 Go ahead. 897 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:45,440 Well, rest in peace, Wanda Smith, she passed away. 898 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:46,280 Rest in peace. 899 00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:49,600 She was a comedian, legend on the radio. 900 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:51,240 Unfortunately, I didn't know about her 901 00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:52,640 until Kat Wynn roasted her. 902 00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:55,080 You know, good roast. 903 00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:56,400 It was a good roast. 904 00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:58,920 You know, rest in peace to her. 905 00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:00,560 What else is going on? 906 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,280 We watched that on here before. 907 00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:04,040 Oh yeah, funny as hell. 908 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:04,960 That right there? 909 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,400 Hell yeah. 910 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:10,280 Now, you like to go with death first, so who else? 911 00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:12,120 Oh man. 912 00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:15,400 Wendy Houston, she passed. 913 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:16,240 Yeah. 914 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:17,560 Since she Houston, she passed. 915 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:18,400 Rest in peace. 916 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:19,240 Rest in peace. 917 00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:20,080 Rest in peace. 918 00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:20,920 Kimbae Matambo. 919 00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:22,760 Yeah, Matambo, yeah. 920 00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:23,600 Not today. 921 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:24,440 The Kenny, yeah. 922 00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:26,680 The funniest thing about death of a celebrity. 923 00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,120 Pete Rose. 924 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:28,960 Pete Rose. 925 00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:29,800 Yeah, Pete Rose. 926 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:31,840 Baseball player. 927 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:32,880 He should be in the Hall of Fame. 928 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:33,720 Should be. 929 00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:34,800 Bet on himself. 930 00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:36,640 He probably will be. 931 00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:37,560 No. 932 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:40,280 One of like the leaders of the neo-Nazis died. 933 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:43,400 He fell, he was climbing up Hitler's like one of his 934 00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:44,720 mountains that he really loved, 935 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:46,560 and he tripped on a roof and fell to underneath. 936 00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:48,080 Yes, that's it. 937 00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:49,960 I bet he tripped on a wandering Jew. 938 00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:52,120 Got him. 939 00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:53,040 Botany joke. 940 00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:54,680 I'm gonna tell you my favorite thing about 941 00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:56,360 celebrities dying. 942 00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:57,840 Next time, grab the mic. 943 00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:58,680 No, you go ahead, guy. 944 00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:01,520 Like, my favorite, my best thing about celebrities dying 945 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,520 is when they post videos or like when they was 946 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,080 on some fuck shit or saying some shit 947 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:06,360 that was kinda fucked up. 948 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:07,760 Like when Whitney Houston mother died, 949 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,080 they played an old video of, 950 00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:11,920 apparently there was some little tension between 951 00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:14,240 Whitney Houston and Janet Jackson, 952 00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:15,760 and Whitney Houston's mom was like, 953 00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:16,920 fuck that bitch. 954 00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:17,760 I was like, damn. 955 00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:24,600 I got nothing. 956 00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:26,880 We ask the hard questions around here. 957 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:29,840 Now recently R. Kelly's daughter just came out 958 00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:31,960 and said that he sexually assaulted her 959 00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:33,440 and she was just scared to tell everybody. 960 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:34,960 Do you still listen to his music? 961 00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:36,480 Hell yeah. 962 00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:37,480 Okay, that's right. 963 00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:38,920 That's right off the back. 964 00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:39,880 No question about it. 965 00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:43,480 I mean, this is my thing about the R. Kelly thing 966 00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:46,360 and I watched the whole survival R. Kelly thing. 967 00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:49,160 If this man experience, 968 00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:52,280 I don't know what I'm saying, I'm drunk. 969 00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:54,600 If he shows signs of being pedophilia, 970 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:55,680 he should have been stopped before 971 00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:57,560 he made all those great music. 972 00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,720 Like the principal said that he used to hang out. 973 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:00,880 That's a great point. 974 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:05,880 It was like, you can't let him get away with all this 975 00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:08,880 forever and then next thing you know, 976 00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:10,840 he drops all these classic hits albums 977 00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:12,160 and now you want to cancel his music. 978 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:13,120 That shit's not happening. 979 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:15,560 Yeah, you should have, I mean, 980 00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:17,840 his music fully redeemed it. 981 00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:18,680 Yeah. 982 00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:19,520 It did actually. 983 00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:20,360 Yeah. 984 00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:21,200 No it didn't. 985 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,040 No it did not. 986 00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:22,880 No it did not. 987 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:23,720 No, no. 988 00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:27,160 Bro, this man was on trial for child pornography. 989 00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:28,480 The video was out there. 990 00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:30,720 Everybody is suing me because I was a kid at the time. 991 00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:32,000 Watch the video. 992 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:35,080 He made chocolate factory and he was found not guilty. 993 00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:38,480 Isn't that in a fucked up way redeemable 994 00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,400 to the fucked up mindset of people? 995 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:42,760 But it should be to you. 996 00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:43,600 I mean it wasn't to me. 997 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:44,640 I was a kid, I ain't give a fuck. 998 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:45,560 I just wanted the music. 999 00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:46,400 Yeah. 1000 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:48,840 I mean but at the same time, the girl, 1001 00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:51,800 I'm just saying man, look, all I'm saying is, 1002 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:54,320 as he married Aaliyah when she was 15, 1003 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:55,600 y'all didn't say shit. 1004 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:58,480 He made a child sex tape. 1005 00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:00,840 And y'all sold that shit like a pornography on the streets. 1006 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:01,960 This is both facts. 1007 00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,160 And even the high school principal said R. Kelly 1008 00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,000 used to hang around the school as a grown ass man 1009 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,080 fucking with kids. 1010 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:08,600 Y'all didn't do shit neither. 1011 00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:09,960 He made 12 play. 1012 00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:11,760 He made I believe I could fly. 1013 00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:15,240 He wrote all these hits and then now y'all wanna say, 1014 00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:17,120 Cal State's music, it's not happening. 1015 00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:17,960 Uh huh. 1016 00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:18,960 Okay. It's not. 1017 00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,000 That's a firm stance we take here at class. 1018 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:24,880 So you separate the artists from the music. 1019 00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:25,720 Yes. 1020 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:29,040 Because yeah, people still look at Dr. Seuss. 1021 00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:31,000 You still like Walt Disney. 1022 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,200 So yeah. 1023 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:33,440 They were Nazis. 1024 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:34,600 Oh, well. 1025 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:35,440 Nazis. 1026 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:36,280 How you done not do that? 1027 00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:37,240 Slave shit. 1028 00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:38,480 Oh, that's what they do? 1029 00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:39,320 They were racist. 1030 00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,920 Dr. Seuss made some books about slavery and stuff. 1031 00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:42,760 Uh huh. 1032 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:43,600 Jokes. 1033 00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:44,440 She's on his wife. 1034 00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:45,280 She's on his wife. 1035 00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:48,640 I would say that's a tad bit different than child rape. 1036 00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:49,480 Yeah. 1037 00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:52,440 I mean the ice cream theme song was racist. 1038 00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:53,280 Huh? 1039 00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:55,680 The ice cream theme song is racist. 1040 00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:56,520 The ice cream thing. 1041 00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,200 Da da da da da da da. 1042 00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,880 Oh, it's probably DC's pilot DC that shit shirt. 1043 00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:01,720 Oh shit. 1044 00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:02,560 Yeah, that's racist. 1045 00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:03,400 They still bump their shit. 1046 00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:04,240 You know something like, 1047 00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:05,080 me and guys, why? 1048 00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:05,920 I don't know, son. 1049 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:06,760 You ain't never heard that. 1050 00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:07,600 Ice cream song. 1051 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:08,800 The ice cream theme song? 1052 00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:09,640 Oh yeah, I heard about that. 1053 00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:10,920 Let me search it up. 1054 00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:12,520 Like when the ice cream truck is coming down the street. 1055 00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:14,320 Oh, okay. 1056 00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:16,160 That is a racist fucking song. 1057 00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:17,560 That's what the KKK used to play on the streets. 1058 00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:18,400 Yeah. 1059 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,200 The ice cream theme song. 1060 00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:21,040 Yeah. 1061 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,840 I mean the only person who muses is gonna be a counselor 1062 00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:24,920 because his fuck shit is dirty 1063 00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:27,040 because he didn't drop that many good musics. 1064 00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:29,440 Well his music wasn't good enough to redeem his crap. 1065 00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:30,280 Yeah. 1066 00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,000 Like he only had one song I liked by the way, 1067 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,360 that was it. 1068 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:35,080 So he needs to go to jail forever. 1069 00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:36,880 I mean, that's what it looked like. 1070 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:39,240 I mean, I don't. 1071 00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:41,480 I'm sure that's what it felt like. 1072 00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:42,320 Yeah. 1073 00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:44,400 That's crazy. 1074 00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:47,000 So is there any white singers who did anything fucked up? 1075 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:47,840 No, never. 1076 00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:48,680 No, not one. 1077 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:49,520 Oh hell yeah. 1078 00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:50,360 We definitely know, yeah. 1079 00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:51,280 Not one. 1080 00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:52,440 No, there had to have been some. 1081 00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:53,480 Jerry Lee Lewis? 1082 00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:54,320 Like all of them. 1083 00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:55,160 Yeah, like literally all of them. 1084 00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:57,360 Well they got grandfathered. 1085 00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:58,480 Elvis Presley? 1086 00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:00,440 Remember that country singer back in the 50s? 1087 00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:01,720 I forgot his name, what was his name? 1088 00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:02,560 Hank something. 1089 00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:04,440 I believe there's something newer than this though. 1090 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,760 Yeah, I was trying to think of something newer. 1091 00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:07,600 Yeah. 1092 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:08,600 Red Hot Chili Peppers? 1093 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:09,440 Oh yeah, he's bad. 1094 00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:10,600 He's a 19 year old. 1095 00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:12,440 Yeah, Hank Williams was crazy. 1096 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:15,640 Well then there's like a, what's his name? 1097 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:16,480 They come back to this picture, 1098 00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:17,680 that man looked like he raised a little girl. 1099 00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:20,640 The dude who wrote the plays that married his stepdaughter 1100 00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:21,480 or his daughter. 1101 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:22,320 Woody Allen. 1102 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:23,160 Woody Allen. 1103 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:24,000 Mm-hmm. 1104 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,280 He's not a singer, but he made art. 1105 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:30,040 There's no way a play is fucking good enough to redeem that. 1106 00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:30,880 You know? 1107 00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:32,320 Yeah, he had great movies though. 1108 00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:33,160 True. 1109 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:34,200 Nah, I've never seen his movies. 1110 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:35,480 Yeah, me neither. 1111 00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:36,320 I don't know. 1112 00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:37,160 But. 1113 00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:41,240 But I heard, I mean people highly acclaimed, 1114 00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:42,080 I guess you could say. 1115 00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:44,080 Yeah, he's like a pedo Larry David. 1116 00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:44,920 Yeah. 1117 00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:45,760 Damn. 1118 00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:47,800 That's crazy, man. 1119 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,560 So any more hard questions? 1120 00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:50,600 Yeah, I got one. 1121 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:51,920 Brandon. 1122 00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:53,480 You still watch Bill Cosby's show? 1123 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:54,600 Hell yes. 1124 00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:55,880 Yeah, I get what you mean. 1125 00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:56,720 Like. 1126 00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,560 Because it's like, we'd be like, that's not Bill. 1127 00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:01,680 We replaced the actor with somebody else in our head. 1128 00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:04,400 No, it's just, look, artist art. 1129 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:05,240 I mean. 1130 00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:06,080 Yeah, so the artist. 1131 00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:07,800 A lot of artists fucked up in a kind of way. 1132 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:09,320 Like who's the guy that cut his ear off 1133 00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:10,160 through comparison pictures? 1134 00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:11,000 Ooh, Vincent Van Gogh. 1135 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:11,840 Van Gogh. 1136 00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:13,680 I thought it was Picasso, but yeah. 1137 00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:15,680 The solid, yeah. 1138 00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:16,520 Yeah, like. 1139 00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:17,360 One of them. 1140 00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:18,200 Picasso more recent. 1141 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,640 Yeah, like fuck those shit creates good art. 1142 00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,120 I mean, a legend named Michael Jackson 1143 00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:23,920 was sleeping with kids and. 1144 00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:25,880 Hey, we don't bring up Michael Jackson in this podcast. 1145 00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:26,720 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1146 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:28,840 He's a saint and he didn't do anything wrong. 1147 00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:30,800 Okay. 1148 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:33,080 I mean, I don't know. 1149 00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:35,120 I wasn't invited to the bedroom, 1150 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:36,760 so I don't know what was going on with my kids. 1151 00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:38,080 No, you wouldn't have been invited. 1152 00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:39,600 No, I'm not. 1153 00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:40,960 Brandon might have got in there. 1154 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:42,320 Brandon would have definitely got in. 1155 00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:44,400 Brandon probably would have lived there. 1156 00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:45,240 At the ranch. 1157 00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:46,080 Yeah. 1158 00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:47,160 With him and Macaulay Culkin. 1159 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,880 He would have been sleeping with the same man with bubbles. 1160 00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:52,560 No, I wouldn't have, dude. 1161 00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:54,720 Bubbles are scary as shit, man. 1162 00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:56,080 Bubbles is terrifying. 1163 00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:56,920 Why? 1164 00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:59,120 Cause that, dude, that was a whole chimpanzee, man. 1165 00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:00,240 Fuck that. 1166 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,440 I don't fuck with chimpanzees. 1167 00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:03,640 Y'all probably would have been best friends. 1168 00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:04,480 No, man, dude. 1169 00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,160 Especially because I know what they do. 1170 00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:07,920 Like we're gonna be best friends for a year. 1171 00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:08,760 Like what they do. 1172 00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:10,880 Then that shit change and next year they get big. 1173 00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:13,280 And then when the right moment happens, they snap on you. 1174 00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:14,120 Like I remember this dude, 1175 00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:15,960 he used to bring a birthday cake to all these, 1176 00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:17,760 this one monkey, right? 1177 00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:19,520 No, no, he brought it one time. 1178 00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:21,200 So he used to always go visit this monkey. 1179 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:22,840 And then one time he goes visit it again 1180 00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:23,680 with a birthday cake. 1181 00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:24,520 And then they're like, 1182 00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:25,360 oh, he's not gonna give us a birthday cake? 1183 00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:26,640 So then they rip all this shit off. 1184 00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:27,920 Even his dick. 1185 00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:28,760 What? 1186 00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:29,600 Yeah. 1187 00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:30,600 Over a fucking cake. 1188 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:31,440 Over a cake. 1189 00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:32,280 You know about this? 1190 00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:33,120 Yeah, I've heard this. 1191 00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:34,520 But who would bring a monkey a cake? 1192 00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:36,240 Well, he loved his monkey. 1193 00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:37,880 But that don't mean the monkey loved cake. 1194 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:38,800 No, that cake. 1195 00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:39,640 No, the monkey loved cake. 1196 00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:40,960 That's why he ripped this shit off 1197 00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:41,800 cause he didn't bring cake again. 1198 00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:42,720 They wanted the cake. 1199 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:43,560 Oh. 1200 00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:44,400 Jealousy. 1201 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:45,720 They're petty ass bitches. 1202 00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:46,880 Yeah, don't fuck with them. 1203 00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:47,720 Don't fuck with them. 1204 00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:49,800 I'm a little monkey, get a capuchin or something. 1205 00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:52,480 A what? 1206 00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:53,320 What's that? 1207 00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:54,140 A capuchin. 1208 00:33:54,140 --> 00:33:54,980 A capuchin. 1209 00:33:54,980 --> 00:33:55,820 How you spell that? 1210 00:33:55,820 --> 00:33:56,640 Capuchin. 1211 00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:57,480 I don't know how to spell it. 1212 00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:58,320 Poocher. 1213 00:33:58,320 --> 00:33:59,960 That sounds like an episode on Naruto. 1214 00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:00,800 Oh, there it is. 1215 00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:01,720 Thank you. 1216 00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:02,920 It helped me out. 1217 00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:03,760 Oh yeah, I couldn't even. 1218 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:04,600 Oh, nice. 1219 00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:05,420 All right, you just get one of them. 1220 00:34:05,420 --> 00:34:06,680 Oh yeah, I saw this at a pawn shop. 1221 00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:07,960 Why they have it in the cage. 1222 00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:09,360 Who's selling a monkey at a pawn shop? 1223 00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:10,200 What? 1224 00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:11,240 No, they weren't selling it. 1225 00:34:11,240 --> 00:34:12,160 It was their pet. 1226 00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:13,000 It was their pet. 1227 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,200 Oh, I was about to say. 1228 00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:16,640 Who pawns a monkey? 1229 00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:18,400 Who steals all the stuff to their shop? 1230 00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:19,980 A cap in the cage. 1231 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:21,800 Brandon. 1232 00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:23,880 These are the ones that beat up like tourists in China. 1233 00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:25,240 Yeah, yeah, they steal their phones and shit 1234 00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:26,640 and then get a barter with them. 1235 00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:27,960 Gangs probably use them, dude. 1236 00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:28,800 Huh? 1237 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:29,640 Gangs probably. 1238 00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:30,460 Oh, they steal shit? 1239 00:34:30,460 --> 00:34:31,300 Hell yeah. 1240 00:34:31,300 --> 00:34:32,140 Pickpocket. 1241 00:34:32,140 --> 00:34:32,960 Yeah, that's smart. 1242 00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:33,960 But like, oh, but they act like your friends. 1243 00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:35,640 Oh, so that's the monkey that was in the ladder. 1244 00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:36,800 That's a boo. 1245 00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:37,640 That's a boo? 1246 00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:38,940 No, that's the one from, 1247 00:34:38,940 --> 00:34:40,400 what's the, not at the museum. 1248 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:42,520 And Zookeeper. 1249 00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:43,760 Zookeeper. 1250 00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:44,600 We fuck with that. 1251 00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:46,040 That was a surprisingly good movie to me. 1252 00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:46,880 Which one? 1253 00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:47,700 It's the same movie. 1254 00:34:47,700 --> 00:34:48,540 The first one. 1255 00:34:48,540 --> 00:34:49,380 I don't see the first one. 1256 00:34:49,380 --> 00:34:50,920 Oh yeah, no, the not at the museum. 1257 00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:51,760 They were great to me. 1258 00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:53,800 I watched that with a girl and I was half sad. 1259 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,240 I was like, this is surprisingly good. 1260 00:34:56,240 --> 00:34:57,560 Money or booze? 1261 00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:01,760 The guy in short shorts from Reno 911 wrote. 1262 00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:03,600 Really? 1263 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:04,840 Oh shit, Darryl? 1264 00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:05,840 Thomas Lennon, yeah. 1265 00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:08,680 I'm just goofing, new boo goofing. 1266 00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:10,640 Yeah, I had the worst luck with women. 1267 00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:12,520 I don't got no booze. 1268 00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:13,360 I remember. 1269 00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:18,360 The first conversation you had with me 1270 00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:20,360 was in front of Fusion. 1271 00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:21,840 And I didn't know you, like at all. 1272 00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:23,920 And you just came up to me and he said, 1273 00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:25,600 does this sound weird? 1274 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:27,920 My girl staying at her cousin house, 1275 00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:29,480 but I done been dating her for years. 1276 00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,240 I ain't never met him. 1277 00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:34,040 And then I was like, she's cheating on you. 1278 00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:35,720 You don't remember that? 1279 00:35:35,720 --> 00:35:37,040 I remember that, but me and my girl 1280 00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:38,560 was only together for a year. 1281 00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:39,400 Okay, yeah. 1282 00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:40,800 Oh yeah. 1283 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:42,200 Was it really her cousin? 1284 00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:43,040 I don't know. 1285 00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:44,400 I don't think there's no chance. 1286 00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:45,240 I don't think there's no chance. 1287 00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:46,440 Let me tell you something about me. 1288 00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:48,000 Once I feel like that shit wasn't going nowhere, 1289 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:48,840 I just packed up and left. 1290 00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:49,840 I didn't even care. 1291 00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:51,800 It wasn't even a breakup, I just left. 1292 00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:54,920 You like to bring up real conversations 1293 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:56,760 on the first time you talk to people, right? 1294 00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:57,600 Yeah. 1295 00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:58,440 That's what's up. 1296 00:35:58,440 --> 00:35:59,260 Just whatever's going on, 1297 00:35:59,260 --> 00:36:01,560 the worst thing that's going on in your life, you say. 1298 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:02,400 Let's talk about this with somebody I've never met. 1299 00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,000 What's the worst thing that's going on in your life? 1300 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,240 Yeah, what's going on in your life, man? 1301 00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:07,120 Well right now my life is pretty decent. 1302 00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:08,880 I came from Florida for the first time, 1303 00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:10,120 for the first time this year. 1304 00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:15,120 Like I said, after the breakup, that was... 1305 00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:16,160 You had to get out of there. 1306 00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:17,680 Yeah, I had to get out of there. 1307 00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,200 Hustled my way, got my own shit. 1308 00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:26,000 My folks helped me get a car, got my own place now. 1309 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:26,840 I'm chilling. 1310 00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:27,680 Hell yeah. 1311 00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:30,360 You hear that lady looking at the camera? 1312 00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:31,200 Right here. 1313 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:32,040 Right here. 1314 00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:32,880 Hell yeah. 1315 00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:35,800 Got my own place, man. 1316 00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:36,720 Hell yeah. 1317 00:36:36,720 --> 00:36:37,720 Hell yeah. 1318 00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:39,960 That was good. 1319 00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:40,800 That was good. 1320 00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:44,280 It feels good when you walk around your house naked. 1321 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:45,440 See that's what's up. 1322 00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:46,640 Walking around with your Johnson. 1323 00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:47,480 Now that's good shit. 1324 00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:48,320 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1325 00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:49,160 The magic Johnson. 1326 00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:50,000 Yeah. 1327 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:50,840 That was me. 1328 00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:53,000 Brandon has too many cameras in his house. 1329 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:53,840 Yeah, he can't do it. 1330 00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:54,680 Oh yeah, my mom's like, 1331 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:56,000 yeah, it's like a prison, man. 1332 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,400 You got a camera outside in the front, 1333 00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:58,560 you got a camera in the back, 1334 00:36:58,560 --> 00:36:59,680 you got a camera in the hallway, 1335 00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:00,680 you got a camera in the front room, 1336 00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:01,720 you got one in the kitchen, 1337 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:03,280 you damn near almost got one in the bathroom. 1338 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:04,920 Thankfully they can't, I'm just joking. 1339 00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:05,760 They don't have that. 1340 00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:09,240 I'm just joking in case CPS is watching this. 1341 00:37:09,240 --> 00:37:10,440 But they can't do end calls. 1342 00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:11,280 You can call in there. 1343 00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:12,120 Your mama don't trust you with all that shit. 1344 00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:12,960 You can call in there. 1345 00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:13,800 What do you mean you can call? 1346 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:15,120 Well, because they got a dot, 1347 00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:16,720 so she'd be like, hey, you all right? 1348 00:37:16,720 --> 00:37:17,720 Or something like that. 1349 00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:19,840 If you stay in the bathroom too long? 1350 00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:21,480 Oh yeah, but now they just. 1351 00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:23,160 So when you're in the bathroom too, she's like, hey. 1352 00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:24,520 Oh, thankfully no, no. 1353 00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:26,520 But back then they were just like, you okay? 1354 00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:27,800 Knock on the door or something. 1355 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:28,760 Hey man, you good? 1356 00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:30,640 And you're in there trying to take care of business. 1357 00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:33,240 Yeah, handling some good business, man. 1358 00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:34,440 You know what I mean. 1359 00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:35,280 We all know what I mean. 1360 00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:36,880 We gotta get Brandon out. 1361 00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:38,600 If you guys wanna donate to the GoFundMe 1362 00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:42,360 to get Brandon out of his home house, 1363 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:43,800 set it up in the comments below. 1364 00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:46,280 But I thought you did move out already though. 1365 00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:48,280 Oh no, no, I just go back and forth. 1366 00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:50,560 I'll be at my house, my girl's house, that's it. 1367 00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,680 You ever walk around naked at your girlfriend's house? 1368 00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:54,520 Never, in my life, never. 1369 00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:56,480 Did you ever think of that? 1370 00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:58,040 No, never, no. 1371 00:37:58,040 --> 00:37:58,880 Why not? 1372 00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:00,360 No, because why? 1373 00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:03,520 Man, if you lay it down right, 1374 00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:04,360 you can walk around naked. 1375 00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:06,880 No, no, no. 1376 00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:08,160 I don't think she lives by herself. 1377 00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:09,000 No. 1378 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:09,840 Oh, my God. 1379 00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:11,320 Oh, my bad. 1380 00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:13,040 Nobody cares about all that. 1381 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:14,760 Pat said it right. 1382 00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:16,400 I actually agree with a lot of the things 1383 00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,240 that you said this episode. 1384 00:38:18,240 --> 00:38:20,800 I don't know if you wanna go with that. 1385 00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:23,560 Okay, so do you at least walk around the bedroom naked? 1386 00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:25,120 Bedroom, no. 1387 00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:25,960 How do you? 1388 00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:28,880 So hold on, you walk around the bedroom naked 1389 00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:31,160 after you get done fornicating? 1390 00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:32,000 Yeah, why not? 1391 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:32,840 It's my room. 1392 00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:33,680 Yeah, but- 1393 00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:36,520 If I was you. 1394 00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:39,520 No, I'm just, that would be for real. 1395 00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:40,360 Look, look, look. 1396 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:42,720 I mean, I'm not walking around. 1397 00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:44,560 I mean, I walk to the bathroom naked, take a piss. 1398 00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:46,560 She knew before we got in that bedroom 1399 00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:49,360 what she was getting herself into. 1400 00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:51,520 She knew that there was a lot. 1401 00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:52,360 Yeah. 1402 00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:54,120 So if I got it, so when I get through 1403 00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:55,840 and I'm gonna get up, I'm gonna walk around naked. 1404 00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:56,680 But you don't want her- 1405 00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:57,520 I like that. 1406 00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:58,360 Yeah. 1407 00:38:58,360 --> 00:38:59,180 I like this guy. 1408 00:38:59,180 --> 00:39:00,020 You can't argue with that. 1409 00:39:00,020 --> 00:39:00,840 That is sick. 1410 00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:05,160 I'm just saying everybody has post-nut clarity, right? 1411 00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:06,760 So you don't want hers to happen 1412 00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:08,240 and then you're the first thing she sees. 1413 00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:09,200 What's up with that? 1414 00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:11,000 Okay, I'll make it, okay, I'll make it so. 1415 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:11,840 Like a black hole. 1416 00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:12,920 Okay, I'll tell you like this. 1417 00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:15,720 Once I bust that nut, I don't give a fuck. 1418 00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:18,600 You don't want, maybe she wanted to come back around. 1419 00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:19,440 Maybe I don't. 1420 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:20,920 That's true. 1421 00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:22,160 That's true, if you don't, yeah. 1422 00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,120 His post-nut dominates her post-nut. 1423 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:25,120 That is true. 1424 00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:27,040 And also you have to orgasm to have that. 1425 00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:28,280 Yeah, that's true. 1426 00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:29,360 So I wouldn't have it. 1427 00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:30,200 I wouldn't have it. 1428 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:31,040 I wouldn't have it. 1429 00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:34,640 When Pat sits around his room naked, he sits around. 1430 00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:39,040 You don't want to talk to me like that, Pat? 1431 00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:39,880 Maybe it's true. 1432 00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:41,720 I know what I am. 1433 00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:43,720 Pat, you had one of the best rows last night. 1434 00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:45,400 Can you tell us what you said about Brandon? 1435 00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:46,680 About the hairline. 1436 00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:50,600 Oh yeah, I said Brandon's like a civil rights activist. 1437 00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:53,200 He has a hairline of a civil rights activist. 1438 00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:54,040 For article. 1439 00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:57,680 He just added that. 1440 00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:00,160 Oh my God, have you seen the videos on TikTok 1441 00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:02,320 and Instagram Reels of the, it's a company, 1442 00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:04,200 they only employ autistic people. 1443 00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:05,040 Where? 1444 00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:08,120 And they go around and do videos about like facts and shit 1445 00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:10,320 and they all have shirts on that says like, 1446 00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:13,240 I love somebody with autism and stuff like that. 1447 00:40:13,240 --> 00:40:14,680 Dude, it's so good. 1448 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:15,520 Yeah, we need to watch that. 1449 00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:16,440 It's so fucking good. 1450 00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:18,040 How much they making? 1451 00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:20,520 Do you want to apply? 1452 00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:22,760 Probably more than publics. 1453 00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:23,600 Yeah. 1454 00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:25,960 You want us to interview you into it? 1455 00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:29,000 Oh yeah, if I can get in there, I'll do it. 1456 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,640 You might be the CEO. 1457 00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:32,120 Maybe, wouldn't that be great? 1458 00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:33,240 You would come in there and clean up. 1459 00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:35,000 Boy, you'd be the spokesperson. 1460 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,000 You'll support them on the pod every day. 1461 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,640 Oh hell yeah, man. 1462 00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:39,600 Support them good. 1463 00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:41,200 I want some more hard questions, man. 1464 00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:42,040 I love hard questions. 1465 00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:43,080 Go ahead, get him a hard one. 1466 00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:43,920 Take a something. 1467 00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:44,760 Okay, dude. 1468 00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:49,360 Oh, somebody asked me this at work the other day. 1469 00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:50,200 Okay. 1470 00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:52,440 And I thought this was very profound. 1471 00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:55,040 It's one of those questions that means something else. 1472 00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:55,880 Okay. 1473 00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:58,000 So you're walking down the side of the road 1474 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,360 and you see a cardboard box. 1475 00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:02,960 And everybody's gonna answer this, okay? 1476 00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:05,520 You see a cardboard box, it has cats in it, 1477 00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:06,480 like little kittens. 1478 00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:11,100 How many kittens do you see in the box, in your head? 1479 00:41:11,100 --> 00:41:12,680 How many do you see? 1480 00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:13,520 Nine. 1481 00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:14,560 Nine, okay. 1482 00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:16,920 Seven. 1483 00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:18,200 Seven? 1484 00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:19,720 You say the question one more time. 1485 00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:21,000 So you're walking down the road 1486 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,720 and you see a cardboard box on the side of the road. 1487 00:41:23,720 --> 00:41:27,520 Okay, so I see a cardboard box on the side of the road. 1488 00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:29,720 Yes, and there's kittens in there. 1489 00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:30,560 Okay. 1490 00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:32,800 How many kittens do you see in the box? 1491 00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:34,720 Like in your mind, how many do you see? 1492 00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:37,120 How big is the box? 1493 00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:41,040 Like standard size box. 1494 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:42,240 Like a standard box. 1495 00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:43,080 Yeah, you know. 1496 00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:44,200 Are they on top of each other 1497 00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:45,680 or is it just like they're at the bottom? 1498 00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:46,520 Just how many, you got that. 1499 00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:47,360 There's not a right answer. 1500 00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:48,200 There's not a right answer. 1501 00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:49,040 What do you see in the box? 1502 00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:50,240 It's just how many is your mind imagining? 1503 00:41:50,240 --> 00:41:51,240 Man, damn, hold on. 1504 00:41:51,240 --> 00:41:52,240 Count them out. 1505 00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:56,480 Okay, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, 1506 00:41:56,480 --> 00:42:00,280 eight, nine, 10, 12, 13, 14. 1507 00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:01,120 Okay. 1508 00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:04,160 Probably 17. 1509 00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:05,000 17. 1510 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,880 And it's interesting that you say that, Brandon. 1511 00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:09,720 Oh, really? 1512 00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:12,920 The psychological question that that is, 1513 00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:16,200 however many cats you imagined in the box, 1514 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,520 that's how many minors you've slept with. 1515 00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:19,360 Oh no, that's not. 1516 00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:20,200 Damn, Brandon. 1517 00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:22,120 Hey, this is a lie. 1518 00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:22,960 This is a lie. 1519 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:23,800 All right. 1520 00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:24,640 This is gone. 1521 00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:25,480 No, I'm just kidding. 1522 00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:26,320 Oh, thank God. 1523 00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:28,400 It's supposed to be how many kids you want. 1524 00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:29,800 Oh, I meant 17. 1525 00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:30,640 You said nine. 1526 00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:31,480 Yeah, I definitely don't want nine. 1527 00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:32,320 You said seven. 1528 00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:33,160 That's bullshit, then. 1529 00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:35,040 You said 17, dude. 1530 00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:38,120 That's odd, cause I did want a lot of kids. 1531 00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:39,360 So I guess it worked on him. 1532 00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:40,200 Yeah. 1533 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:41,400 If I had nine kids. 1534 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:44,120 That just means you have nine kids somewhere. 1535 00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:44,960 Well, I wouldn't be bad. 1536 00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:45,800 If you had nine kids, that means. 1537 00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:46,920 As long as you don't have to take care of them. 1538 00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:47,760 If you had nine kids. 1539 00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:49,760 That one in Korea, there's at least two in Korea. 1540 00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:52,840 Dude, if there's some big ass eyebrows, 1541 00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:53,960 stocky dude over there. 1542 00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:56,760 It'd be half Filipino though, 1543 00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:58,360 cause the Koreans isn't really. 1544 00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:03,160 Fuck with the biggest that much. 1545 00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:06,760 But Filipinos, for a guy like you in Korea, 1546 00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:08,720 dude, you clean, I'm talking about the baddest. 1547 00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:09,560 The baddest? 1548 00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:10,400 Baddest Filipinos you ever seen in your life. 1549 00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:11,720 I like fat black guys. 1550 00:43:11,720 --> 00:43:14,000 Oh yeah, they're like anything with money. 1551 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,040 In like your money stretches farther. 1552 00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:17,440 Oh shit, like my belly. 1553 00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:18,280 Hey. 1554 00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:19,120 Hey. 1555 00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:19,960 Let me get your little. 1556 00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:20,800 Hell. 1557 00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:21,800 I like that. 1558 00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:24,240 He's hot. 1559 00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:25,080 No, I can't do it man. 1560 00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:26,000 I love black women. 1561 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,480 Oh, so you only mess with black girls. 1562 00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:30,520 I mean I fuck all kinds, 1563 00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:32,720 but if I want to marry one, it's gonna be a dark story. 1564 00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:35,120 Oh, so if you get like an Asian or a white, 1565 00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:38,160 you just strictly, that's just strictly business. 1566 00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:39,680 But if you want to fall in love, 1567 00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:41,880 beautiful newbie and queen. 1568 00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:43,440 Yeah, I need a black woman. 1569 00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:44,520 That's how JJ thinks too. 1570 00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:46,560 I believe that firmly. 1571 00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:49,440 They just, mine's a little bit more open to interpretation. 1572 00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:50,280 They just can't be white. 1573 00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:52,240 You can get your, I feel like JJ 1574 00:43:52,240 --> 00:43:53,480 gave him a bad black bitch. 1575 00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:55,040 Oh yeah, dude, he would get the baddest one. 1576 00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:56,240 Yeah, for sure. 1577 00:43:56,240 --> 00:43:58,520 Yeah, dude, I wouldn't know what to say at all. 1578 00:43:58,520 --> 00:43:59,360 Nah. 1579 00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:00,200 Shit, just be you. 1580 00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:01,040 You should be. 1581 00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:01,880 Just be you, man. 1582 00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:04,120 What if I start dressing all cool and stuff? 1583 00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:05,720 No more huge jeans. 1584 00:44:05,720 --> 00:44:07,160 If you get a lineup, dog, 1585 00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:09,000 I'm talking about a French line up. 1586 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,000 Hey bro, oh man. 1587 00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,240 Dog, you look like Jeremy did last night. 1588 00:44:14,240 --> 00:44:16,360 Do he shave his beard off? 1589 00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:17,600 And he has a... 1590 00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:19,080 Are you about to say he's hot now? 1591 00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:21,720 No, no, no, he still looks worse. 1592 00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:24,400 I mean, but not worse, but he looks a little better. 1593 00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:25,240 Okay. 1594 00:44:25,240 --> 00:44:26,080 Like a little bit more presentable, 1595 00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:27,080 still walks like that. 1596 00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:28,440 Nipple still pierced. 1597 00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:29,280 I guess. 1598 00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:31,040 Toes still painted. 1599 00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:31,880 I mean, probably. 1600 00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:33,600 Still dropping in balms. 1601 00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:34,440 I guarantee that. 1602 00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:35,640 When did he start this? 1603 00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:36,480 Hmm? 1604 00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:38,480 When he was calling you that the other day. 1605 00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:39,320 What? 1606 00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:40,920 That's crazy. 1607 00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:42,840 The civil rights gene activated. 1608 00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:43,680 Oh. 1609 00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:44,520 Damn. 1610 00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:46,960 That Martin Luther King hair line. 1611 00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:47,800 Yeah. 1612 00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:48,640 Yeah. 1613 00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:50,120 Frederick Douglass. 1614 00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:51,640 Oh lord, that Frederick. 1615 00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:52,760 How are my dreams? 1616 00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:53,600 Dreams are good. 1617 00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:54,720 My dreams are good. 1618 00:44:54,720 --> 00:44:56,240 Dreaming one day. What you dreaming about? 1619 00:44:56,240 --> 00:44:57,080 Gonna wake up. 1620 00:44:58,240 --> 00:45:00,120 Like autistic kids, and when autistic kids, 1621 00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:01,280 we're all gonna come together. 1622 00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:03,320 There we go. 1623 00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:05,200 And everybody's gonna do the same shit, so yeah. 1624 00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:07,240 And everybody's gonna go to Monday Night Row. 1625 00:45:07,240 --> 00:45:08,080 Yeah. 1626 00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:10,520 Summer slam, yep. 1627 00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:11,360 Oh shit. 1628 00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:12,440 I gotta get back into it. 1629 00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:17,080 Yeah, we got confirmation that we got a wrestler 1630 00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:19,000 that's gonna beat the shit out of Brandon. 1631 00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:19,840 Oh my. 1632 00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:23,800 But we got you, you're gonna have a fuckin' pro walkout. 1633 00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:26,040 You got your cape, you got your mask, 1634 00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:29,160 you got your singlet, your wrestling shoes. 1635 00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:31,760 He's coming out there and he's wrestling a real wrestler. 1636 00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:34,320 And this guy said, he asked, he was like, 1637 00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:35,160 what do you want to do? 1638 00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:36,600 Like, how do you want to do this? 1639 00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:38,440 Do you want me to punish him? 1640 00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:40,280 And then me and Kim said, absolutely. 1641 00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:41,120 Punish. 1642 00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:41,960 Punish. 1643 00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:44,120 I'm not gonna lie, I would like to be your wrestling manager 1644 00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:45,840 because that's one thing me and you gotta come. 1645 00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:46,680 We're both wrestling fans. 1646 00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:47,800 You got it, you got it. 1647 00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:49,440 Yeah, plus it could be motivation. 1648 00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:51,640 Oh my God, he's Paul Barrel. 1649 00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:52,480 Paul Barrel. 1650 00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:53,320 Yeah. 1651 00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:54,280 Oh yeah. 1652 00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:55,120 That could happen. 1653 00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:55,940 What's his name? 1654 00:45:55,940 --> 00:45:56,780 Paul Bearer. 1655 00:45:56,780 --> 00:45:57,620 Yeah. 1656 00:45:57,620 --> 00:45:58,460 Wrestling piece. 1657 00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:04,160 Oh yeah, you can come to the shoot where you do that, 1658 00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:07,280 put some white makeup on, you be his Paul Bearer. 1659 00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:08,920 You want me to do white face? 1660 00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:11,040 It's not white face, it's like powder, like you're dead. 1661 00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:13,520 You're the undead, don't you think? 1662 00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:14,720 Yeah, get your little suit. 1663 00:46:14,720 --> 00:46:15,540 Mm-hmm. 1664 00:46:15,540 --> 00:46:16,380 Yeah, yeah. 1665 00:46:16,380 --> 00:46:18,240 And you can do white face, who gives a fuck? 1666 00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:22,000 Nobody cares, white people don't really have that kind of. 1667 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:22,840 Yeah, I don't care. 1668 00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:24,000 Yeah, see. 1669 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,680 I tried to get JJ to do brown face for our swap. 1670 00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:27,760 I tried. 1671 00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:29,960 I tried, they wouldn't let me through the door. 1672 00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:32,360 It's not a very equitable place. 1673 00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:35,800 You gotta be careful with that one though. 1674 00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:38,440 Yeah, Pat, you're real good at following the rules. 1675 00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:41,440 I'm just standing and saying, mm-mm. 1676 00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:44,360 If I get canceled, I'll get canceled for something 1677 00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:48,240 that I feel strongly about, I guess. 1678 00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:51,800 What would you, what hill would you die on? 1679 00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:53,400 Like what would you get canceled for 1680 00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:55,000 that you would not go back on? 1681 00:46:57,840 --> 00:46:58,840 Well, I did the arcana thing, 1682 00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:00,240 I ain't going back on that motherfucker. 1683 00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:01,760 I don't know. 1684 00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:02,580 Yeah. 1685 00:47:02,580 --> 00:47:03,880 I don't know, it just gotta be an opportunity 1686 00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:04,920 to present myself to me. 1687 00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:08,560 Like everything that comes my way, 1688 00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:11,080 I always put a perspective on it, how I see it as. 1689 00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:15,120 Like with the, he brought up Bill Cosby thing. 1690 00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:19,120 At first I ain't, well, I still don't believe it per se. 1691 00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:21,280 I'm not saying that he didn't have sex with those women. 1692 00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:23,280 I'm just saying like, I don't know, 1693 00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:26,600 for a man to rape that many women back in those days. 1694 00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:28,800 It's kinda easy. 1695 00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:31,000 A black dude, racing a whole bunch of women? 1696 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:32,120 White women at that? 1697 00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:35,680 But he transcended race cause he was Bill Cosby. 1698 00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:38,560 White people loved Bill Cosby. 1699 00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:39,520 I mean, loved him. 1700 00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:42,120 They loved Mike Tyson, but when he raped that black girl, 1701 00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:43,880 he sure didn't go to jail? 1702 00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:46,320 Mike Tyson been on more white podcasts 1703 00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:49,280 and TV shows after post-rape than, 1704 00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:51,280 I mean, it's like it didn't even happen. 1705 00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:55,200 Yeah, people who kinda. 1706 00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:58,160 And I don't like how comfortable people are around him. 1707 00:47:58,160 --> 00:47:59,000 He is a maniac. 1708 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,480 I have a friend like this, he will hurt you. 1709 00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:03,360 He will hurt you if he snaps. 1710 00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:06,160 I don't, everybody's just like, 1711 00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:07,080 oh, let's fuck with Mike. 1712 00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:08,440 Let's slap him in the back of the head. 1713 00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:09,520 Don't be the one. 1714 00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:10,360 Who did that? 1715 00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:11,200 I'm just saying. 1716 00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:12,960 Those are the ones you gotta make happy though. 1717 00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:14,880 Those are the ones you gotta keep happy. 1718 00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:17,160 Like, they okay as long as they don't snap. 1719 00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:19,280 Whatever makes them happy, give it to them. 1720 00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:21,160 Yeah, but those people don't have like, 1721 00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:24,680 rational, like, what they're gonna snap about. 1722 00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:26,040 It could be about anything. 1723 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,160 Then you just, bam. 1724 00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:30,200 Then you're getting choked out. 1725 00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:32,000 All my types of needs is some weed, 1726 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,280 and some head every now and then, he's great. 1727 00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:35,480 You gonna provide him with both of those? 1728 00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:36,320 No. 1729 00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:39,160 I'm not Natasha Brackenby's friend, 1730 00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:40,360 so you ain't gotta worry about that. 1731 00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:41,880 What if he snaps? 1732 00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:42,720 While he's doing it? 1733 00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:44,280 Yeah, he's gonna whatever keep him happy. 1734 00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:45,480 So he's gonna snap. You're not doing it right. 1735 00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:46,320 Yeah. 1736 00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:47,800 What if you weren't doing it right and he snapped on you? 1737 00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:48,640 Hit you on the back of the head. 1738 00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:49,480 I won't be doing it. 1739 00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:51,400 I won't be doing it at all. 1740 00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:52,400 That's good. 1741 00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:54,920 That's good. 1742 00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:56,640 That's good. 1743 00:48:57,720 --> 00:48:58,560 That's good, man. 1744 00:48:58,560 --> 00:48:59,400 That's good. 1745 00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:00,640 That's good. 1746 00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:02,360 So what else going on, Pat? 1747 00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:06,200 Oh man, trying to get my own podcast jumping myself, man. 1748 00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:07,160 Oh yeah? 1749 00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:08,680 I heard you and Ty. 1750 00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:09,720 Yeah, man. 1751 00:49:09,720 --> 00:49:11,680 Hopefully me and Ty get that started, man. 1752 00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:14,160 I been knowing Ty since I first started doing comedy. 1753 00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:15,000 How long ago was that? 1754 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:16,800 It was like, what, going on three years now? 1755 00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:17,640 Three years? 1756 00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:18,480 Heck yeah. 1757 00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:19,300 Strong? 1758 00:49:19,300 --> 00:49:20,140 Strong. 1759 00:49:20,140 --> 00:49:20,980 Performing at Chattanooga? 1760 00:49:20,980 --> 00:49:21,820 Yeah, yeah. 1761 00:49:21,820 --> 00:49:22,640 Birmingham? 1762 00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:23,480 Yeah, New Orleans. 1763 00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:24,320 New Orleans? 1764 00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:25,140 Hell yeah. 1765 00:49:25,140 --> 00:49:27,240 We had a little fucked up shit, but it be cool. 1766 00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:29,120 You know, it was my fault. 1767 00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:29,960 I believe that. 1768 00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:31,520 Yeah, it was always my fault. 1769 00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:34,160 Whenever I have beef with somebody, 1770 00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:35,720 nine times out of ten, it's my fault. 1771 00:49:35,720 --> 00:49:37,560 I just said to him. 1772 00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:38,400 You take responsibility. 1773 00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:39,220 Yeah. 1774 00:49:39,220 --> 00:49:40,520 Oh man, I'm big on accountability. 1775 00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:41,920 I knew I'm a fucked up person. 1776 00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:45,680 I done did and said some fucked up shit in my life. 1777 00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:48,680 What's the worst thing you've ever done? 1778 00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:49,520 Yeah. 1779 00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:50,340 Huh? 1780 00:49:50,340 --> 00:49:52,480 What's the worst thing you've ever done to somebody else? 1781 00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:53,400 To somebody? 1782 00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:54,240 Hmm. 1783 00:49:58,240 --> 00:49:59,840 Motherfucked up thing. 1784 00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:00,680 Well, there wasn't one. 1785 00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:01,520 No, you're telling that story. 1786 00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:02,520 It'll get me locked up. 1787 00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:04,680 Shit, off camera. 1788 00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:05,520 Say it. 1789 00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:08,040 A few more years I could tell that story, 1790 00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:08,880 but not right now. 1791 00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:10,080 It's not your limitations. 1792 00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:11,520 And it was nothing non-sexual. 1793 00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:13,000 It was just, yeah. 1794 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:14,240 Nothing non-sexual? 1795 00:50:14,240 --> 00:50:15,080 Nothing non-sexual. 1796 00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:16,640 Double-finger. 1797 00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:18,040 It was nothing non-sexual. 1798 00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:20,880 Non-sexual. 1799 00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:21,920 It was nothing sexual. 1800 00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:22,760 Damn, I'm gonna talk. 1801 00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:23,760 That's good. 1802 00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:25,800 I was thinking about this one thing. 1803 00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:28,480 I might be right there with Brandon. 1804 00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:29,800 Right there with Brandon? 1805 00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:30,640 What does that mean? 1806 00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:32,320 What's Brandon? 1807 00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:36,280 It means that you are a very gifted person. 1808 00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:37,120 You got gifts. 1809 00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:38,800 Oh my God, first challenged. 1810 00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:39,640 Yeah. 1811 00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:40,480 Now the gifts. 1812 00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:41,680 What is going on, Brandon? 1813 00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:42,520 That's what I'm saying. 1814 00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:43,360 You trying to say I'm special? 1815 00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:44,800 But that makes a great comedian. 1816 00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:45,880 That makes a great, oh. 1817 00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:50,240 Where one sense is diminished and another is heightened. 1818 00:50:50,240 --> 00:50:52,000 Yeah, I heard a comedian say one time 1819 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,520 that to be a good comedian, you have to have a. 1820 00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:55,360 Yes. 1821 00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:57,120 Matter of fact, I think you told me that one time. 1822 00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:57,960 What? 1823 00:50:57,960 --> 00:50:59,160 That to be a comedian, you gotta have 1824 00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:01,480 some type of sentimental problem to go on stage 1825 00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:02,560 and make people laugh. 1826 00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:03,400 Yeah. 1827 00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:04,240 He said you had to. 1828 00:51:04,240 --> 00:51:05,080 He said that. 1829 00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:06,520 No, I mean, you gotta be a little crazy 1830 00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:08,480 just to get up on that stage and speak good. 1831 00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:09,320 Yeah. 1832 00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:10,480 It follows that you're crazy. 1833 00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:12,480 But the thing I love about it most 1834 00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:14,400 is when I freaking inspire people. 1835 00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:16,240 I got people in Birmingham. 1836 00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:18,840 Shout out to Aja Whedon. 1837 00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:19,680 Shout out. 1838 00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:20,520 She loves comedy. 1839 00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:21,360 She be wanting to try it, 1840 00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:22,640 but I don't think she tried it yet. 1841 00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:24,440 But she said I gave her hope that she can do it. 1842 00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:25,280 Hell yeah. 1843 00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:26,120 So she got that. 1844 00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:27,440 My cousin wanted to do comedy too. 1845 00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:29,080 Me and him grew up talking about comedy. 1846 00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:30,720 That was our whole thing. 1847 00:51:30,720 --> 00:51:33,000 Like even before I thought about being in the media. 1848 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:34,640 I grew up on comedy too, so that shit was. 1849 00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:35,600 Yeah, me too. 1850 00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:38,160 So I always took my pain and made it to a joke. 1851 00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:40,120 That was always my thing. 1852 00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:42,280 Like that was a hobby to make it a joke. 1853 00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:45,320 Like, God damn, I don't think I should talk about this 1854 00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:46,240 until my dad might see this. 1855 00:51:46,240 --> 00:51:47,160 He might get sad. 1856 00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:49,240 But I don't care. 1857 00:51:49,240 --> 00:51:52,080 My mom passed away when I was 16. 1858 00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:52,920 And the fucked up part about it, 1859 00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:54,040 she died in the house. 1860 00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:56,520 She had a heart attack and she died like that. 1861 00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:58,040 And it was like to keep myself from crying, 1862 00:51:58,040 --> 00:51:59,840 I had to make a joke. 1863 00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:02,400 Like I had to tell so many fucking jokes 1864 00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:03,840 to make myself laugh. 1865 00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:05,400 Until I just said something else like, 1866 00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:07,360 damn, that's a fucked up joke. 1867 00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:08,200 But it's funny. 1868 00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:09,040 Yeah. 1869 00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:10,000 And I don't even remember the joke, 1870 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:11,360 but I just know it was some funny joke. 1871 00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:13,160 Like laughter keeps me sane. 1872 00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:16,040 So that's one reason why I stayed doing comedy. 1873 00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:17,200 It was just something to do. 1874 00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:19,080 Hell yeah, I feel you on that. 1875 00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:21,240 JJ likes to say fucked up jokes. 1876 00:52:21,240 --> 00:52:22,720 What was your joke last night? 1877 00:52:22,720 --> 00:52:23,800 Am I roast on me? 1878 00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:25,480 Oh dude, talk about. 1879 00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:27,120 I love this joke. 1880 00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:29,040 I said Dom and I both look like 1881 00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:31,560 we would have shot Trayvon Martin. 1882 00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:33,960 But he would have done it for the bag of Skittles. 1883 00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:36,760 I thought it was funny, 1884 00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:38,080 but that line the black people did was. 1885 00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:39,480 Oh, they did not like it. 1886 00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:40,320 Oh, what are you guys talking about? 1887 00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:41,160 They loved it. 1888 00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:43,960 Well actually, I think they thought it was funny 1889 00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:45,960 because all you heard them say was, God damn. 1890 00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:49,280 True, true. 1891 00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:51,600 They respected it for sure. 1892 00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:55,720 Yeah, black people love dark comedy more than that. 1893 00:52:55,720 --> 00:52:56,560 You just gotta. 1894 00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:57,400 You gotta do it right. 1895 00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:59,560 Yeah, but you gotta say it with a strength. 1896 00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:01,600 You gotta say it like shit. 1897 00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:02,720 You can't be a bitch about it. 1898 00:53:02,720 --> 00:53:04,000 Yeah, like Jake. 1899 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,240 Yeah, whispering shit into the mic. 1900 00:53:06,240 --> 00:53:07,080 I don't know why he does that. 1901 00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:08,480 Jake has a weak constitution. 1902 00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:13,040 Piece of shit, ain't that right Brandon? 1903 00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:15,360 That's a good man. 1904 00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:21,160 Like I did, I remember my first showcase I ever did. 1905 00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:24,280 I did it at the foundation over there by A&M. 1906 00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:27,440 My first joke was a pedophile joke. 1907 00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:29,360 And I said that shit was so much confidence 1908 00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:30,800 every black person that bitch died. 1909 00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:31,640 But was it? 1910 00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:37,120 Shit, it was something about Beyonce's straight. 1911 00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:38,400 And I was saying like, hell, 1912 00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:40,600 if I was the executive producer of Beyonce's straight, 1913 00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:43,200 I would have the person just tickle the kid's booty. 1914 00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:44,040 Oh shit. 1915 00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:46,400 Like I would basically tell him, 1916 00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:49,320 hey, look, you gotta let them know, man. 1917 00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:50,160 If you're gonna act an ass, 1918 00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:51,000 you're gonna have to give a little ass. 1919 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:52,200 You're gonna have to present yourself. 1920 00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:54,000 What the fuck? 1921 00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:57,080 Bro, niggas ate that shit 1922 00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:58,320 and thought that shit was funny as hell. 1923 00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:02,120 I guarantee you the crime rate would go down in this country. 1924 00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:02,960 Hell yeah. 1925 00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:07,960 But that wasn't even the most fucked up joke 1926 00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:08,960 I told him that day. 1927 00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:11,040 The other one was even more funnier because, 1928 00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:13,120 like I said, my cousin loves comedy. 1929 00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:16,120 And one time we was having a conversation 1930 00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:19,480 and I just said, was he ready to be gay or a pedophile? 1931 00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:21,600 And he was like, shit, pass me a 16 year old. 1932 00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:22,440 Oh no. 1933 00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:23,280 I was like, wow. 1934 00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:26,920 And that was a true fucking. 1935 00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:28,720 Now that doesn't sound like a joke. 1936 00:54:30,720 --> 00:54:32,720 It was something leading up to that joke. 1937 00:54:32,720 --> 00:54:35,160 But when I got to that punch line, 1938 00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:36,280 laughter. 1939 00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:37,520 Never told a joke again personally, 1940 00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:38,920 but it was laughter. 1941 00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:41,120 I was drunk, so. 1942 00:54:43,240 --> 00:54:44,440 That does absolve you. 1943 00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:47,640 Brandon feels the same way. 1944 00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:48,840 Wait, same way about what? 1945 00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:49,680 Which part? 1946 00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:50,520 About 16 year olds? 1947 00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:51,720 No, I don't. 1948 00:54:51,720 --> 00:54:53,200 No, no. 1949 00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:55,240 Well, Brandon, you're number 18 yourself. 1950 00:54:55,240 --> 00:54:56,240 21. 1951 00:54:56,240 --> 00:54:57,360 Yeah, he can't be fucking with me. 1952 00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:58,200 21. 1953 00:54:58,200 --> 00:54:59,040 I used to be 18. 1954 00:54:59,040 --> 00:54:59,960 I thought I was 18. 1955 00:54:59,960 --> 00:55:00,920 A little bit. 1956 00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:01,880 Brandon has a fiance. 1957 00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:03,000 He's not doing anything. 1958 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:04,320 He doesn't even watch porn no more. 1959 00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:05,160 You get married at 17. 1960 00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:06,000 And she's of age. 1961 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:06,840 Yeah. 1962 00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:07,680 You get married at 17. 1963 00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:08,520 Older than me. 1964 00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:10,120 I mean, mm-hmm. 1965 00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:10,960 Wait, wait. 1966 00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:12,360 First of all, I'm still not 16. 1967 00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:13,200 Yeah, 17. 1968 00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:14,040 And also. 1969 00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:14,880 You get married at 16, 1970 00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:16,640 then you get parents permission. 1971 00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:18,920 Why do you know? 1972 00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:19,760 I did learn that in high school. 1973 00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:20,600 He's R. Kelly. 1974 00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:21,440 I learned that in middle school. 1975 00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:22,280 I learned that in middle school. 1976 00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:25,240 No, only reason I know is because I took a law class 1977 00:55:25,240 --> 00:55:27,480 in college and they gave us the fucking law of Alabama. 1978 00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:28,760 And I just read that shit. 1979 00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:29,600 And I just saw it. 1980 00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:33,520 I think it was a fucked up law, but. 1981 00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:35,160 Speaking of underage, 1982 00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:37,840 Brandon, didn't something happen to you with the dog? 1983 00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:38,680 You fucked a little dog? 1984 00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:39,520 I didn't fuck a dog. 1985 00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:40,600 I never fucked a dog in my life. 1986 00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:41,680 No, he didn't fuck the dog. 1987 00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:43,320 But I remember when I was a kid, 1988 00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:45,200 I did basically get raped by a dog. 1989 00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:47,600 It happens. 1990 00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:49,440 But thankfully all my clothes was on, man. 1991 00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:51,120 It was outside. 1992 00:55:51,120 --> 00:55:51,960 How did you lose fight? 1993 00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:52,800 Free to ask. 1994 00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:53,760 Well, because I was a kid. 1995 00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:54,600 I was like, what? 1996 00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:55,960 Okay, so let's see. 1997 00:55:55,960 --> 00:55:57,440 The year was 2011. 1998 00:55:58,320 --> 00:55:59,160 So let's see. 1999 00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:00,400 How old was I in 2011? 2000 00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:01,360 I was seven years. 2001 00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:02,560 No, eight years old. 2002 00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:04,720 No, no, I was seven. 2003 00:56:04,720 --> 00:56:05,560 I wasn't eight. 2004 00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:06,400 No, I was eight. 2005 00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:09,600 You know, a seven year old got a mean kick in him. 2006 00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:12,200 Yeah, but look, I was a kid that didn't believe in myself 2007 00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:14,600 and I was very small and this dog was very big. 2008 00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:15,440 Your mama. 2009 00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:18,160 We might need to investigate your mama. 2010 00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:20,160 Let me tell you, no, I was at my friend's house 2011 00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:22,120 and I got off my fear of dogs recently. 2012 00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:25,120 So when I saw this big dog come at me, I was like, oh shit. 2013 00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:28,080 Then it jumped on me and kept trying to like, you know, 2014 00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:29,960 get up in there and like pound it. 2015 00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:31,520 You know how dogs do when they grab something. 2016 00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:32,360 They pound it hard. 2017 00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:34,720 And then my friend like, get off my friend, right? 2018 00:56:34,720 --> 00:56:37,280 He hit with the stick and throw it off. 2019 00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:39,120 And it was a weird thing. 2020 00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:40,960 I ain't never had a dog try to grab me, but. 2021 00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:42,520 You never had a dog try to hump you? 2022 00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:43,360 You never had that? 2023 00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:45,640 I've had small dogs, big dogs, all types of dogs. 2024 00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:46,960 It's best up. 2025 00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:48,640 So this has happened more than once? 2026 00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:49,480 Yeah. 2027 00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:51,560 Well, yeah, my little dog, sometimes I try to stop them 2028 00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:53,160 from doing stuff, then they get on your leg 2029 00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:54,000 and just start doing that. 2030 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:55,720 You just push them off, you know? 2031 00:56:55,720 --> 00:56:56,560 You don't let them finish. 2032 00:56:56,560 --> 00:56:57,920 Would you let a dog do that now? 2033 00:56:57,920 --> 00:56:59,320 No. A big dog? 2034 00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:00,160 A big dog? 2035 00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:01,520 What about like a cane corso? 2036 00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:02,360 Yeah. 2037 00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:03,560 How are you gonna control a cane corso? 2038 00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:04,400 You can't. 2039 00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:05,240 You know what I mean? 2040 00:57:05,240 --> 00:57:06,080 You just have to let it finish. 2041 00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:06,900 You gonna have to hope. 2042 00:57:06,900 --> 00:57:07,740 I'm not. 2043 00:57:07,740 --> 00:57:08,580 Well, it might break seal. 2044 00:57:08,580 --> 00:57:09,400 I don't want to. 2045 00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:10,240 If it breaks seal, we're in trouble. 2046 00:57:10,240 --> 00:57:11,240 We're gonna have to figure this out. 2047 00:57:11,240 --> 00:57:12,080 Yeah. 2048 00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:13,480 But I don't know, man. 2049 00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:15,000 Dude, you can get that off you, right? 2050 00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:16,280 Somebody gotta help, man. 2051 00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:17,400 I'll help you, Brandon. 2052 00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:18,240 You can't, dude. 2053 00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:20,800 If there's a dog raping a cane corso, 2054 00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:22,880 right, let's see what this thing look like. 2055 00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:24,640 You ever seen one, Brandon? 2056 00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:26,320 I don't know my dogs at all. 2057 00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:27,800 Look at this big ass dog. 2058 00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:29,000 You better, because then, dude. 2059 00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:30,440 Who had that dog? 2060 00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:31,800 You gonna have to help get it off. 2061 00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:32,720 I can take that dog. 2062 00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:33,540 Thanks. 2063 00:57:33,540 --> 00:57:34,380 Who had that dog? 2064 00:57:34,380 --> 00:57:35,200 Your friend had that dog? 2065 00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:36,040 I can definitely take that dog. 2066 00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:36,880 No, no, but not that dog. 2067 00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:37,700 I'll show you the dog that I'm talking about. 2068 00:57:37,700 --> 00:57:39,520 They use these things to kill lions, too. 2069 00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:40,360 Not that dog. 2070 00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:41,200 No, that's dog. 2071 00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:42,520 That dog trying to help you? 2072 00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:43,360 Yeah, that did. 2073 00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:44,440 Okay, well that makes sense. 2074 00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:45,520 Those are mean as hell. 2075 00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:46,480 Yeah, they are mean. 2076 00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:48,080 My uncle had two of them, bro. 2077 00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:48,920 And they were the meanest fucking thing ever. 2078 00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:49,760 I didn't know. 2079 00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:51,960 I thought you was trying to type in Chihuahua. 2080 00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:52,800 Nah. 2081 00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:53,640 I was like, who let a Chihuahua help you? 2082 00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:54,740 You just a bitch. 2083 00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:57,420 Yeah, man, but thankfully, it's like, 2084 00:57:57,420 --> 00:57:58,680 I wasn't there volunteering. 2085 00:57:58,680 --> 00:57:59,920 I was trying to get my way off. 2086 00:57:59,920 --> 00:58:04,920 This is the dog that did it to you, bro? 2087 00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:05,760 A chow? 2088 00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:06,600 I've never seen a chow. 2089 00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:08,280 We used to have one that was a stray, 2090 00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:10,520 and everybody knew, stay away from this motherfucker. 2091 00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:12,760 He got purple tongues, that's what I mean. 2092 00:58:12,760 --> 00:58:14,040 What's that mean, the purple tongue? 2093 00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:16,000 It just has a tongue that's purple. 2094 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:16,840 Oh shit. 2095 00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:17,660 Look at it. 2096 00:58:17,660 --> 00:58:18,820 You see the picture with the purple tongue? 2097 00:58:18,820 --> 00:58:19,660 Yeah. 2098 00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:21,760 Yeah, our problem was like, 2099 00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:22,920 in my neighborhood, we had a pit bull, 2100 00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:24,800 we had a pit bull that always run at the gate, 2101 00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:25,640 and then my friend was like, 2102 00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:26,860 nah, that thing can't get off. 2103 00:58:26,860 --> 00:58:28,920 One day, it snapped and jumped over 2104 00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:30,920 and get somebody, and a car came at the same time, 2105 00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:32,460 so it's gone. 2106 00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:34,560 That's kinda awesome. 2107 00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:35,400 Yeah. 2108 00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:36,240 He baited the dog. 2109 00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:38,120 Right next to my house, right next to my house, 2110 00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:40,100 that could've been me and my dog, you know what I mean? 2111 00:58:40,100 --> 00:58:41,240 Just chilling. 2112 00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:42,880 Some people don't know how to control their dogs 2113 00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:44,160 in my neighborhood, man. 2114 00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:45,000 I hate that. 2115 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:46,760 Horrible gates, one dude's trying to fight, 2116 00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:48,520 I'm trying to get my dog. 2117 00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:49,720 We might die tonight. 2118 00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:52,880 This dude can't control his dog. 2119 00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:55,520 I hate when people can't control their dogs or their kids. 2120 00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:56,360 Get the fuck out of here 2121 00:58:56,360 --> 00:58:58,600 and tell these little motherfuckers to sit the fuck down. 2122 00:58:58,600 --> 00:58:59,800 That's what I'm saying. 2123 00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:00,720 Or don't take it out. 2124 00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:02,440 Keep it in your house so they can eat your ass. 2125 00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:03,320 Tell them, Brandon. 2126 00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:04,160 Yeah, man. 2127 00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:05,920 You can't control it? 2128 00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:07,480 One day, it's gonna not, 2129 00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:08,680 hold on, let me rephrase that. 2130 00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:10,880 One day, you're not gonna be able to control it. 2131 00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:12,920 It's gonna control your ass. 2132 00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:14,040 You're gonna be in your house, 2133 00:59:14,040 --> 00:59:15,680 and you be like, hey, Sparky, I don't like that. 2134 00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:17,480 Sparky's gonna be like, I don't give a fuck. 2135 00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:19,320 Sit down and be quiet, bitch, 2136 00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:20,720 and they're gonna eat you or some shit, 2137 00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:22,120 and you're gonna be fucked up, 2138 00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:23,800 wondering what the fuck happened in your life. 2139 00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:26,980 Well, see, back in my day, when I was coming up, 2140 00:59:26,980 --> 00:59:28,720 it was okay to beat your kid's ass. 2141 00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:29,560 They got to me at loss. 2142 00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:30,400 You can't do that no more. 2143 00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:31,480 I was talking about dogs. 2144 00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:33,920 You can be the dog ass, too. 2145 00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:35,920 Oh, yeah, I mean, the dog's finna kill you, 2146 00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:37,320 but dude, if you can't control your dog, 2147 00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:38,160 how you gonna do that? 2148 00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:39,960 You kick the shit out that motherfucker. 2149 00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:43,520 But if you can't control it, and it's stronger, though. 2150 00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:44,840 And it's a doggy ass. 2151 00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:45,840 You shook that little motherfucker. 2152 00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:48,040 Yeah, but what if you don't believe in guns? 2153 00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:49,640 Some people be like, hey, man, I'm not gonna lie. 2154 00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:50,480 They're real. 2155 00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:51,320 How about saying like that? 2156 00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:52,160 If you don't have a leash, 2157 00:59:52,160 --> 00:59:54,000 if you don't have a leash, you probably not gonna, 2158 00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:54,840 you can't control it. 2159 00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:57,280 But if you say stuff like that, I look at them weird. 2160 00:59:57,280 --> 00:59:58,120 How you gonna not believe in something 2161 00:59:58,120 --> 00:59:59,240 that's just obviously there? 2162 00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:00,840 I had a homeboy in college. 2163 01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:03,000 He said he didn't believe in condoms. 2164 01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:03,840 I don't like. 2165 01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:05,200 I mean, I kinda feel him out. 2166 01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:06,040 Why? 2167 01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:08,280 I mean, condoms suck, let's be honest. 2168 01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:10,280 If they have any kids, they're not gonna kill like that. 2169 01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:12,200 I know two, because I'm the godfather 2170 01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:13,240 to two of them kids. 2171 01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:17,120 And I know they're his, but they look just like him. 2172 01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:18,520 Well, he just back out at the right time or something? 2173 01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:20,280 What's your duties as a godfather? 2174 01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:24,280 Shit, I don't know. 2175 01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:25,120 I don't know. 2176 01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:25,960 I don't know. 2177 01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:27,360 The best godfather for a child. 2178 01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:28,560 I don't think I was a real godfather. 2179 01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:31,600 I was just the only guy who didn't mind babysitting. 2180 01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:37,200 I would be a sick babysitter. 2181 01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:38,680 You can do whatever you want to do. 2182 01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:40,080 You really can. 2183 01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:41,520 Anything that you wanted to do. 2184 01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:44,280 Just don't bother me when I'm watching. 2185 01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:45,680 I feel you, that's a great way to go. 2186 01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:48,240 Wait, so Dom, you don't believe in condoms? 2187 01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:49,520 I mean, I know they're real. 2188 01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:50,680 No, like you don't. 2189 01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:52,200 They just suck to you. 2190 01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:53,040 So what do you do? 2191 01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:54,720 Do you just pull out in time? 2192 01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:55,560 Is that what you're supposed to do? 2193 01:00:55,560 --> 01:00:57,320 Yeah, you want to make sure they're on birth control. 2194 01:00:57,320 --> 01:00:58,160 That's what you're supposed to do. 2195 01:00:58,160 --> 01:01:01,280 And make sure they're on birth control and pull out. 2196 01:01:01,280 --> 01:01:02,240 Pulling out's fun anyway. 2197 01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:05,200 You get to bust over various parts of the body. 2198 01:01:05,200 --> 01:01:07,680 And you get it, and you do it at the right time. 2199 01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:08,640 As soon as you think. 2200 01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:09,680 And you can't, yeah, you can. 2201 01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:10,720 Now with the condom, you can, 2202 01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:12,560 cause you know, like I said, you go a little short 2203 01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:14,280 and then you can bust and then power through 2204 01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:15,880 and just keep on going. 2205 01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:17,800 You can't do that when you don't wear a condom though. 2206 01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:20,480 You gotta pull out, bust, and then work it back up. 2207 01:01:20,480 --> 01:01:21,320 There you go. 2208 01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:23,000 You don't have to wipe off though. 2209 01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:25,400 No, you bust in your hand and then you slap her in the face. 2210 01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:26,240 Yeah. 2211 01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:27,560 And then you just keep going. 2212 01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:28,720 If you can, yeah. 2213 01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:30,760 So, no, what I'm saying is that you don't, 2214 01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:32,120 because that, you're still gonna be able 2215 01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:34,280 to have a kid right after that, right? 2216 01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:35,120 No. 2217 01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:35,960 If it's there. 2218 01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:36,780 No. 2219 01:01:36,780 --> 01:01:37,620 So it's just in the moment. 2220 01:01:37,620 --> 01:01:38,460 You get it all out with the first one. 2221 01:01:38,460 --> 01:01:39,280 Yeah. 2222 01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:40,300 Okay, all right. 2223 01:01:40,300 --> 01:01:41,880 So no residue is gonna make that happen? 2224 01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:42,720 No. 2225 01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:44,680 Okay, all right. 2226 01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:45,680 It has to shoot. 2227 01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:46,520 Okay. 2228 01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:48,480 So it can travel and it can swim. 2229 01:01:48,480 --> 01:01:49,320 Okay. 2230 01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:50,160 To the egg. 2231 01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:51,120 Dude, that's great. 2232 01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:53,440 This is mind blowing, man. 2233 01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:55,920 Dude, I really thought that if it was like still on, 2234 01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:59,420 like if you had a little, like something left out, 2235 01:01:59,420 --> 01:02:00,640 that that could still make a kid, 2236 01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:03,680 like just one little tiny piece to make a child. 2237 01:02:03,680 --> 01:02:04,520 No, dude. 2238 01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:06,800 No, you need the whole thing. 2239 01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:07,960 Well, you need it to shoot, man. 2240 01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:09,260 You need it to get up in there. 2241 01:02:09,260 --> 01:02:10,100 Hell yeah. 2242 01:02:10,100 --> 01:02:10,940 Yeah. 2243 01:02:10,940 --> 01:02:13,240 So all of it needs to get shot up in there like that, right? 2244 01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:14,080 Not just a little speck. 2245 01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:15,680 I mean, you can shoot just one shot, 2246 01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:17,960 right before you, when you think you still got two more pumps, 2247 01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:19,680 you just got that one pump, you shoot. 2248 01:02:19,680 --> 01:02:21,760 That's why you got to pull out before that. 2249 01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:24,320 You know, maybe aim it and do your thing 2250 01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:26,200 so it comes out on time. 2251 01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:27,040 Okay. 2252 01:02:27,040 --> 01:02:28,440 And if you have sex in a hot tub, 2253 01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:30,080 the hot water kills the seam. 2254 01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:32,120 That's pretty dangerous right there. 2255 01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:32,960 No, it's not dangerous. 2256 01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:33,800 It's kind of dry. 2257 01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:36,120 It's not always cracked up to be in water. 2258 01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:39,080 Dude, but it is a birth control method. 2259 01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:39,920 Hot tubs. 2260 01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:40,760 Yep. 2261 01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:41,580 Hot tub. 2262 01:02:41,580 --> 01:02:43,040 You can even bust inside up there cause it's too hot. 2263 01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:43,880 The heat's too hot. 2264 01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:45,800 So you can just make your tub hot. 2265 01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:46,640 Yeah. 2266 01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:47,480 Okay. 2267 01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:49,320 No, no, like an actual hot tub. 2268 01:02:49,320 --> 01:02:52,080 No, not the bathtub. 2269 01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:53,360 Okay, I'm like, too. 2270 01:02:53,360 --> 01:02:55,480 Unless you got jets in there. 2271 01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:56,320 You just. 2272 01:02:58,200 --> 01:02:59,040 What was that? 2273 01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:00,760 What was that, dude? 2274 01:03:00,760 --> 01:03:01,600 I heard that. 2275 01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:02,420 I don't know what it was. 2276 01:03:02,420 --> 01:03:03,260 Yeah, too. 2277 01:03:03,260 --> 01:03:05,120 I don't know, that was like leap frog, man. 2278 01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:10,480 Brandon plays his educational games for 20 minutes 2279 01:03:10,480 --> 01:03:11,960 before he goes to bed at night. 2280 01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:12,800 Oh, man. 2281 01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:13,720 Good times. 2282 01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:15,880 Brandon, please wear a condom. 2283 01:03:15,880 --> 01:03:16,720 I'm dead. 2284 01:03:16,720 --> 01:03:17,560 Oh, hell yeah, man. 2285 01:03:17,560 --> 01:03:18,400 You could not have the kid right now, man. 2286 01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:20,840 Hell yeah, I know, I know. 2287 01:03:20,840 --> 01:03:22,400 You on birth control? 2288 01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:24,320 No, I couldn't be on it. 2289 01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:25,160 Right? 2290 01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:26,000 No. 2291 01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:26,840 You could. 2292 01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:27,920 So men take birth control. 2293 01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:28,760 Yeah, they got it. 2294 01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:30,440 Men take birth control for real, Jack? 2295 01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:31,280 Yeah. 2296 01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:32,120 That's crazy, I didn't know that. 2297 01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:33,260 You need to get to them, dude. 2298 01:03:33,260 --> 01:03:34,100 That's why we need to get you at healthcare.gov. 2299 01:03:34,100 --> 01:03:35,880 Yeah, but for the wrong reason, I think. 2300 01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:37,920 You can get an IUD. 2301 01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:38,740 What is that? 2302 01:03:38,740 --> 01:03:39,580 That sounds bad. 2303 01:03:39,580 --> 01:03:41,080 It's like a little thing they put in your arm. 2304 01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:42,200 They put it into your car. 2305 01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:43,760 What is that, like a shot? 2306 01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:44,600 No. 2307 01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:45,440 It's an implant. 2308 01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:46,260 That's an implant, yeah. 2309 01:03:46,260 --> 01:03:47,100 Implant. 2310 01:03:47,100 --> 01:03:47,940 That sounds risky, though. 2311 01:03:47,940 --> 01:03:48,780 No, no. 2312 01:03:48,780 --> 01:03:49,600 Hold on, I'm learning too. 2313 01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:51,360 It's just a little plastic rug. 2314 01:03:51,360 --> 01:03:53,280 Yeah, you just get an implant right here 2315 01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:55,400 on the inside of your bicep, right? 2316 01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:57,400 And then you just can't have kids for like three years. 2317 01:03:57,400 --> 01:04:00,100 Yeah, and when you get it, you have to be really annoying 2318 01:04:00,100 --> 01:04:01,520 and make everybody feel it. 2319 01:04:01,520 --> 01:04:02,360 Yeah. 2320 01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:04,680 But when you do have a kid, it's like fucked up. 2321 01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:05,520 Yeah. 2322 01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:06,340 Oh, then fuck that. 2323 01:04:06,340 --> 01:04:08,160 Well, it might be a little touch, you know, who cares? 2324 01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:09,000 Brandy, you're all right. 2325 01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:09,840 Aren't we all? 2326 01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:10,660 No. 2327 01:04:10,660 --> 01:04:11,840 Brandy, do you want kids? 2328 01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:13,000 Yeah, man, yes, I do. 2329 01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:13,960 How many? 2330 01:04:13,960 --> 01:04:14,800 How many do I want? 2331 01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:15,640 17? 2332 01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:16,460 I don't know, man, what? 2333 01:04:16,460 --> 01:04:18,600 When I'm old and gray and everything. 2334 01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:20,840 Well, no, I'm not saying at that time, 2335 01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:21,680 it'll be over in the process, 2336 01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:24,360 but by the time before I die, probably about four. 2337 01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:25,200 Four? 2338 01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:26,040 Four. 2339 01:04:26,040 --> 01:04:26,880 Four kids, man? 2340 01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:28,520 How many boys, how many girls, 2341 01:04:28,520 --> 01:04:29,760 and how many of them are trans? 2342 01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:31,480 Yes, I would raise them. 2343 01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:33,320 I would have to have money and stuff first, 2344 01:04:33,320 --> 01:04:35,560 but I would have, that's why we poor at any kind of thing. 2345 01:04:35,560 --> 01:04:36,400 Can't be a public. 2346 01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:37,240 Can't be a public. 2347 01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:39,400 Oh, dude, hell no, I'm not gonna be a public by then. 2348 01:04:39,400 --> 01:04:41,800 Hey Ty, if you get your stock options right, dude. 2349 01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:44,040 By then, yeah, by then probably, I don't know, 2350 01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:46,160 but two boys, two girls, I don't know. 2351 01:04:46,160 --> 01:04:47,640 You want two boys and two girls? 2352 01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:48,480 Why, man? 2353 01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:49,800 And how many of them are trans? 2354 01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:50,720 How many are trans? 2355 01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:51,560 Yeah. 2356 01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:54,120 I don't know. 2357 01:04:54,120 --> 01:04:54,960 Two or three. 2358 01:04:54,960 --> 01:04:58,120 I mean, if they, whoever wants to do it, 2359 01:04:58,120 --> 01:04:59,840 I'm a guess if that's what they wanna do. 2360 01:04:59,840 --> 01:05:01,640 Would you pay for them to get the surgery? 2361 01:05:01,640 --> 01:05:02,480 Would I pay? 2362 01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:03,300 Yeah. 2363 01:05:03,300 --> 01:05:04,140 I mean, sure. 2364 01:05:05,240 --> 01:05:08,400 I'm glad you asked him that question. 2365 01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:10,080 I am so glad you asked him that question. 2366 01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:11,200 How much? 2367 01:05:11,200 --> 01:05:12,040 What? 2368 01:05:12,040 --> 01:05:12,880 Ask him. 2369 01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:13,720 Yeah, ask him. 2370 01:05:13,720 --> 01:05:15,160 I'm glad you asked him that. 2371 01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:17,040 Well, I wanna know you, would you pay? 2372 01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:17,960 Hell no. 2373 01:05:17,960 --> 01:05:19,040 Okay, so you wouldn't pay? 2374 01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:20,080 Okay, that's one. 2375 01:05:20,080 --> 01:05:20,920 That's one, would. 2376 01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:22,240 No. 2377 01:05:22,240 --> 01:05:25,000 You know, man, I, how much is it? 2378 01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:26,000 It's a lot. 2379 01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:28,840 It's a lot. 2380 01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:29,660 How much? 2381 01:05:29,660 --> 01:05:30,500 Thousands. 2382 01:05:30,500 --> 01:05:32,000 Thousands, no, man, I can't afford that. 2383 01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:32,840 How much is it? 2384 01:05:32,840 --> 01:05:35,680 I can't even, if I could, that's thousands of dollars, man. 2385 01:05:35,680 --> 01:05:37,760 You gotta get, thousand dollars. 2386 01:05:37,760 --> 01:05:40,040 I ain't gonna lie, like, I could deal, 2387 01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:43,640 I could deal with having a gay child, 2388 01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:44,720 maybe even a trans child. 2389 01:05:44,720 --> 01:05:46,520 I just can't have a stupid kid. 2390 01:05:46,520 --> 01:05:47,360 True. 2391 01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:48,200 True. 2392 01:05:48,200 --> 01:05:49,480 Now, like, I'm talking about, like, 2393 01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:52,480 I'm talking about, cause stupid kids are very expensive. 2394 01:05:52,480 --> 01:05:54,000 You gotta have bail money for them, 2395 01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:55,640 you gotta keep money on your insurance plan. 2396 01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:58,360 You got, like, just too much money with dumb kids. 2397 01:05:58,360 --> 01:06:00,760 I actually know, cause I'm one of those dumb kids. 2398 01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:01,600 Yeah. 2399 01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:04,360 I know I cost my dad some money, God damn it, 2400 01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:05,960 but he owe me some money, but still. 2401 01:06:05,960 --> 01:06:06,800 But still. 2402 01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:07,640 But still. 2403 01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:11,160 Brandon liked that one. 2404 01:06:11,160 --> 01:06:13,240 At least, at least gay kids, 2405 01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:15,160 at least with a gay kid, they can still do their own thing, 2406 01:06:15,160 --> 01:06:17,080 get their own money, get about your life, but. 2407 01:06:17,080 --> 01:06:20,040 It's like, dumb kids, you stuck with them motherfuckers. 2408 01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:20,880 Right? 2409 01:06:20,880 --> 01:06:22,320 Exactly. 2410 01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:23,920 Cause they have the age old question, 2411 01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:26,560 gay son or a whore daughter? 2412 01:06:26,560 --> 01:06:27,600 That's a crazy question. 2413 01:06:27,600 --> 01:06:28,920 Easy, gay son. 2414 01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:31,320 I don't think I could, I couldn't, 2415 01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:33,680 I would cry if, like, my daughter was the only, 2416 01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:36,000 I would break down, I would have mental breakdowns. 2417 01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:37,760 I wouldn't want my daughter to be a whore, 2418 01:06:37,760 --> 01:06:39,400 but she's gonna be a whore, at least she'd be paying for it. 2419 01:06:39,400 --> 01:06:40,520 I would cry. 2420 01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:41,360 No. God damn. 2421 01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:42,960 That's not the mentality, dude. 2422 01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:44,760 It's not the mentality, like, I don't, like, 2423 01:06:44,760 --> 01:06:46,520 I don't wanna have a whore daughter, but. 2424 01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:47,360 You can do it. 2425 01:06:47,360 --> 01:06:49,440 I can't stop my daughter from being a whore. 2426 01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:51,040 So if you're gonna be a whore, 2427 01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:53,320 at least, at least get some money out of it. 2428 01:06:53,320 --> 01:06:55,280 Cause if you're gonna be a whore, I ain't paying for shit. 2429 01:06:55,280 --> 01:06:56,760 T.I. stopped his daughter. 2430 01:06:56,760 --> 01:06:57,600 Yeah? T.I. 2431 01:06:57,600 --> 01:07:00,400 T.I. stopped his daughter from being a whore. 2432 01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:01,240 Yeah, but. 2433 01:07:01,240 --> 01:07:02,800 He was checking the harness. 2434 01:07:02,800 --> 01:07:04,000 Yeah, that's weird, though. 2435 01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:04,840 I don't like that. 2436 01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:05,680 That's insane that he can say that. 2437 01:07:05,680 --> 01:07:07,520 It should be an honor system. 2438 01:07:07,520 --> 01:07:09,440 Yeah, it's insane. 2439 01:07:09,440 --> 01:07:11,080 I thought that wasn't a real daughter, though. 2440 01:07:11,080 --> 01:07:12,720 It doesn't matter. 2441 01:07:12,720 --> 01:07:13,560 That makes it weird. 2442 01:07:13,560 --> 01:07:14,600 Yeah. 2443 01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:15,600 He's making sure something. 2444 01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:17,680 Wait, how old was the dog? 2445 01:07:17,680 --> 01:07:18,640 How old was the dog? 2446 01:07:18,640 --> 01:07:19,480 Probably like 18. 2447 01:07:19,480 --> 01:07:20,320 18. 2448 01:07:20,320 --> 01:07:21,640 I hope so. 2449 01:07:21,640 --> 01:07:22,840 I hope so, too. 2450 01:07:22,840 --> 01:07:24,440 Checking the six-year-old Heimer, 2451 01:07:24,440 --> 01:07:25,280 it is a little weird. 2452 01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:26,240 I don't think he was checking on it. 2453 01:07:26,240 --> 01:07:27,440 That is weird. 2454 01:07:27,440 --> 01:07:28,280 Yeah. 2455 01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:30,080 I think he was talking to the daughter about Heimer, 2456 01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:31,600 but I don't think that's weird, though. 2457 01:07:31,600 --> 01:07:33,120 If you're the father, 2458 01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:35,080 and you're providing for your daughter, 2459 01:07:35,080 --> 01:07:36,120 yeah, check him. 2460 01:07:36,120 --> 01:07:36,960 Brandon, how. What? 2461 01:07:36,960 --> 01:07:38,440 What? 2462 01:07:38,440 --> 01:07:39,840 No. The fuck are you talking about? 2463 01:07:39,840 --> 01:07:40,680 I'm sorry. 2464 01:07:40,680 --> 01:07:41,600 You want us to take this out? 2465 01:07:41,600 --> 01:07:43,080 Let's go back in time and see. 2466 01:07:43,080 --> 01:07:45,280 I know somebody in the Huntsville comedy scene 2467 01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:46,280 that would agree with this. 2468 01:07:46,280 --> 01:07:48,280 If you're paying for your daughter's college. 2469 01:07:48,280 --> 01:07:49,120 That's not. 2470 01:07:49,120 --> 01:07:50,720 I'm not even talking like that. 2471 01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:52,920 I'm just saying, if you are, 2472 01:07:52,920 --> 01:07:54,800 I'm talking about if you're supporting your daughter, 2473 01:07:54,800 --> 01:07:56,400 if you're fully supporting your daughter, 2474 01:07:56,400 --> 01:07:57,840 you're responsible for her, 2475 01:07:57,840 --> 01:07:59,240 because back in the day, 2476 01:07:59,240 --> 01:08:00,560 and I'm not trying to sound like that guy, 2477 01:08:00,560 --> 01:08:02,760 but it's like back in those days, 2478 01:08:02,760 --> 01:08:05,040 women didn't move out the house until they got married, 2479 01:08:05,040 --> 01:08:06,960 because that's the whole premise of the father 2480 01:08:06,960 --> 01:08:07,800 giving the bride away. 2481 01:08:07,800 --> 01:08:09,440 Like, hey, I'll give you my daughter. 2482 01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:11,200 She's your responsibility now. 2483 01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:13,600 So it's like, I wouldn't want my daughter 2484 01:08:13,600 --> 01:08:14,800 to be out here getting pregnant, 2485 01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:16,240 and she ain't nobody's wife. 2486 01:08:16,240 --> 01:08:17,680 Like, think about it though. 2487 01:08:17,680 --> 01:08:18,520 Think about it. 2488 01:08:18,520 --> 01:08:23,520 The girls we know, if you had a friend who was a woman 2489 01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:25,520 and she had kids, different fathers, 2490 01:08:25,520 --> 01:08:27,560 but you'd be like, that's just her. 2491 01:08:27,560 --> 01:08:30,560 But if it was your daughter, you'd feel the type of way. 2492 01:08:30,560 --> 01:08:32,280 I mean, that shit just happens, 2493 01:08:32,280 --> 01:08:36,600 but in no situation is it okay to check your daughter's vibe. 2494 01:08:36,600 --> 01:08:38,600 But I don't think T.I. is checking on how I'm gonna help 2495 01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:41,400 yourself, I think that goes against protocol. 2496 01:08:41,400 --> 01:08:42,240 I'm pretty sure. 2497 01:08:42,240 --> 01:08:44,960 That is a HIPAA vibe. 2498 01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:49,760 Because as a doctor, that's client, doctor privilege shit, 2499 01:08:49,760 --> 01:08:52,240 but I'm pretty sure he's talking to the daughter, 2500 01:08:52,240 --> 01:08:53,160 he's talking to the doctor like, 2501 01:08:53,160 --> 01:08:56,680 hey, I want to know, doctor, so and so, 2502 01:08:56,680 --> 01:08:57,880 what's going on with my daughter, how it been? 2503 01:08:57,880 --> 01:08:59,520 I need to know what's going on with my daughter. 2504 01:08:59,520 --> 01:09:01,400 I need to make sure there ain't no keys popping out. 2505 01:09:01,400 --> 01:09:05,440 I think that's a crazy invasion of privacy. 2506 01:09:05,440 --> 01:09:06,400 Because there's still kids, 2507 01:09:06,400 --> 01:09:08,560 but there's still human beings. 2508 01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:12,960 Could you imagine they're checking your balls? 2509 01:09:12,960 --> 01:09:15,840 I don't know how you do it for guys, but huh? 2510 01:09:15,840 --> 01:09:17,200 That's what they did on the Mendez, bro. 2511 01:09:17,200 --> 01:09:18,720 You remember the mother would check the balls? 2512 01:09:18,720 --> 01:09:19,560 No, I thought she about to say what they did to you. 2513 01:09:19,560 --> 01:09:20,880 Not me, no. 2514 01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:21,960 They checked my balls. 2515 01:09:21,960 --> 01:09:26,080 I'm gonna say, like I said, that's why I say, 2516 01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:29,040 if you really want to be free from your parents like that, 2517 01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:30,160 you just gotta get your own shit. 2518 01:09:30,160 --> 01:09:31,880 Yeah, they should have just left. 2519 01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:34,720 Like, I made a joke on Facebook, 2520 01:09:34,720 --> 01:09:36,440 because I was watching an episode of Family Matters 2521 01:09:36,440 --> 01:09:39,160 on Facebook, and they showed Eddie Winslow 2522 01:09:39,160 --> 01:09:41,400 getting mad at his mom and running up the stairs. 2523 01:09:41,400 --> 01:09:43,120 And he was like, treat me like a man. 2524 01:09:43,120 --> 01:09:44,600 I was like, how you gonna say that's about treat you 2525 01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:47,200 like a man, you run up the stairs of her own goddamn house. 2526 01:09:47,200 --> 01:09:48,680 Like, if you want to be treated like a man, 2527 01:09:48,680 --> 01:09:51,760 if you want to have that, like I said, 2528 01:09:51,760 --> 01:09:53,440 I'm not trying to sound insensitive or nothing, 2529 01:09:53,440 --> 01:09:58,440 but if the parent is supporting the child fully, 2530 01:10:00,600 --> 01:10:03,240 it might be some rules that come with it. 2531 01:10:03,240 --> 01:10:05,480 But I don't think TI is just checking the hymen himself, 2532 01:10:05,480 --> 01:10:06,320 like looking at it. 2533 01:10:06,320 --> 01:10:08,400 I don't know, this is all allegedly too. 2534 01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:11,080 I'm not confident on what I see on the internet, 2535 01:10:11,080 --> 01:10:12,560 what the source was, I've seen it all. 2536 01:10:12,560 --> 01:10:14,040 It was like three, four years ago here. 2537 01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:15,760 It was like rap TV or something like that. 2538 01:10:15,760 --> 01:10:17,600 I think it would be weirder to get someone else 2539 01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:19,280 to check it for you. 2540 01:10:19,280 --> 01:10:21,400 Everything about it is weird. 2541 01:10:21,400 --> 01:10:23,280 There's not one piece about it that's not fucking weird. 2542 01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:25,280 I think having a daughter is weird. 2543 01:10:25,280 --> 01:10:27,320 Yeah, I agree. 2544 01:10:27,320 --> 01:10:28,160 What? 2545 01:10:28,160 --> 01:10:29,400 So why is that weird? 2546 01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:33,000 Like, it's not weird as weird, it's just, 2547 01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:37,400 I picture myself being a father, 2548 01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:40,160 and in every version of myself being a father, 2549 01:10:40,160 --> 01:10:41,680 I only see a son. 2550 01:10:41,680 --> 01:10:43,840 Not saying I only want a son, 2551 01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:45,480 but I don't think I would be able to handle 2552 01:10:45,480 --> 01:10:46,320 having a daughter. 2553 01:10:46,320 --> 01:10:47,800 Well then they'll just be trans, it'll be cool. 2554 01:10:47,800 --> 01:10:48,640 Yeah. 2555 01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:51,720 You'll get your boy in like 10 years. 2556 01:10:53,840 --> 01:10:56,160 I mean, I'm blessed whatever I get. 2557 01:10:56,160 --> 01:10:58,240 And no shape or form, I'm going that far 2558 01:10:58,240 --> 01:10:59,320 checking my daughter's hymen. 2559 01:10:59,320 --> 01:11:01,920 I'm gonna do that to your mama, that's your mama job. 2560 01:11:01,920 --> 01:11:04,920 The wife should check, that's the issue. 2561 01:11:04,920 --> 01:11:06,240 I agree. 2562 01:11:06,240 --> 01:11:07,320 Be real, be real. 2563 01:11:07,320 --> 01:11:11,760 If the story came out that Tiny was checking the hymen, 2564 01:11:11,760 --> 01:11:13,480 would it be weirder? 2565 01:11:13,480 --> 01:11:16,040 Yes, it's still fucking the same amount of weird. 2566 01:11:16,040 --> 01:11:16,880 It's not weird. 2567 01:11:16,880 --> 01:11:18,000 I don't think so. 2568 01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:18,840 Brandon, what do you say? 2569 01:11:18,840 --> 01:11:20,400 I think this is kind of crazy. 2570 01:11:20,400 --> 01:11:21,240 Yeah, it's insane. 2571 01:11:21,240 --> 01:11:22,240 This is all crazy, man. 2572 01:11:22,240 --> 01:11:25,200 Like, check, what are we checking this stuff for? 2573 01:11:25,200 --> 01:11:26,480 Because like. 2574 01:11:26,480 --> 01:11:29,080 Make sure she's not having sexual intercourse, Brandon. 2575 01:11:29,080 --> 01:11:30,400 That's exactly what they did on that show. 2576 01:11:30,400 --> 01:11:34,120 No, make sure her thing ain't being abused. 2577 01:11:34,120 --> 01:11:35,440 They would check their dicks and be like, 2578 01:11:35,440 --> 01:11:36,440 let's make sure. 2579 01:11:36,440 --> 01:11:37,920 I don't wanna talk about this anymore. 2580 01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:38,760 I don't wanna talk about this. 2581 01:11:38,760 --> 01:11:39,600 This is bad. 2582 01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:41,120 I'm out of this shit. 2583 01:11:41,120 --> 01:11:41,960 I'm backing out. 2584 01:11:41,960 --> 01:11:42,800 I'm out, bro. 2585 01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:43,640 I'm just talking about the movies. 2586 01:11:43,640 --> 01:11:44,960 The movies, the Mendez. 2587 01:11:44,960 --> 01:11:48,360 Be real, how old were you when you first fought? 2588 01:11:48,360 --> 01:11:49,680 14. 2589 01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:51,680 You a legend, how old were you? 2590 01:11:51,680 --> 01:11:52,520 16. 2591 01:11:52,520 --> 01:11:53,360 You're a legend. 2592 01:11:53,360 --> 01:11:55,280 You're cool, how old were you? 2593 01:11:55,280 --> 01:11:56,520 19. 2594 01:11:56,520 --> 01:11:58,360 Oh man, I was 18, but that's okay. 2595 01:11:58,360 --> 01:12:00,200 Brandon, how old were you? 2596 01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:01,440 How old when I did what? 2597 01:12:01,440 --> 01:12:03,760 How old were you when you had sex consensually? 2598 01:12:03,760 --> 01:12:04,600 Still hasn't. 2599 01:12:04,600 --> 01:12:05,440 No, no, 18. 2600 01:12:05,440 --> 01:12:06,960 That was good, 18. 2601 01:12:06,960 --> 01:12:08,120 That was good. 2602 01:12:08,120 --> 01:12:09,920 That was good. 2603 01:12:09,920 --> 01:12:11,960 So at some point. 2604 01:12:11,960 --> 01:12:12,960 He said consensually. 2605 01:12:12,960 --> 01:12:14,960 At some point, you fucking somebody's daughter. 2606 01:12:14,960 --> 01:12:19,800 So at some point, the children gonna experience sexually. 2607 01:12:19,800 --> 01:12:20,920 You just wanna make sure that. 2608 01:12:20,920 --> 01:12:21,760 What? 2609 01:12:21,760 --> 01:12:22,600 You just wanna make sure they ain't taking. 2610 01:12:22,600 --> 01:12:23,600 Oh man, I don't. 2611 01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:25,840 At some point, the children gonna experience sexually. 2612 01:12:25,840 --> 01:12:26,680 You know, it's sexual. 2613 01:12:26,680 --> 01:12:27,520 What? 2614 01:12:27,520 --> 01:12:29,440 Who's experiencing who sexually? 2615 01:12:29,440 --> 01:12:31,080 The kid, they're experiencing each other. 2616 01:12:31,080 --> 01:12:32,880 The children, they're doing their thing. 2617 01:12:32,880 --> 01:12:33,720 Yeah. 2618 01:12:33,720 --> 01:12:35,320 No man, no checking nothing. 2619 01:12:35,320 --> 01:12:38,960 You just said your first nut was 14. 2620 01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:40,680 Yeah, but I was in high school. 2621 01:12:40,680 --> 01:12:42,440 I wasn't like a kid. 2622 01:12:42,440 --> 01:12:43,480 Yeah, you was in high school. 2623 01:12:43,480 --> 01:12:44,600 I was a teenager. 2624 01:12:44,600 --> 01:12:46,280 But in a parent mind, 2625 01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:47,800 they don't want their child fucking in high school. 2626 01:12:47,800 --> 01:12:48,880 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 2627 01:12:48,880 --> 01:12:52,480 So at some point, when you have a high school daughter, 2628 01:12:52,480 --> 01:12:55,480 she's nine times out of 10 is gonna experience sexually. 2629 01:12:55,480 --> 01:12:56,320 Let me tell you something. 2630 01:12:56,320 --> 01:12:57,840 My daughter would be a saint 2631 01:12:57,840 --> 01:12:59,240 and she wouldn't have sexual marriage. 2632 01:12:59,240 --> 01:13:00,080 That's not true. 2633 01:13:00,080 --> 01:13:00,920 In your mind. 2634 01:13:00,920 --> 01:13:01,760 That's not true. 2635 01:13:01,760 --> 01:13:03,160 She would not grow up with a church. 2636 01:13:03,160 --> 01:13:04,600 Do I sound weird right now? 2637 01:13:04,600 --> 01:13:05,440 A little bit. 2638 01:13:05,440 --> 01:13:07,480 Okay, I don't wanna get you into this. 2639 01:13:07,480 --> 01:13:08,880 I'm just saying at some point, 2640 01:13:08,880 --> 01:13:09,720 you know, kids gonna fuck. 2641 01:13:09,720 --> 01:13:10,560 Sounding weird. 2642 01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:12,880 Like when I was in middle school, 2643 01:13:12,880 --> 01:13:15,400 they gave us a mandatory 2644 01:13:15,400 --> 01:13:18,200 because three girls in my middle school class got pregnant. 2645 01:13:18,200 --> 01:13:19,400 So at some point, it's gonna happen. 2646 01:13:19,400 --> 01:13:20,400 They gonna fuck. 2647 01:13:20,400 --> 01:13:21,760 Your job as a parent is to make sure 2648 01:13:21,760 --> 01:13:24,280 that they're doing it responsibly. 2649 01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:27,720 That makes a lot more sense. 2650 01:13:27,720 --> 01:13:28,560 It's like my homeboy. 2651 01:13:28,560 --> 01:13:31,200 My homeboy was smoking weed at 13. 2652 01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:32,320 Really younger than that. 2653 01:13:32,320 --> 01:13:34,200 But his mom was like, 2654 01:13:34,200 --> 01:13:35,360 shit, if you gonna smoke weed, 2655 01:13:35,360 --> 01:13:36,200 smoke weed with me. 2656 01:13:36,200 --> 01:13:37,880 I already smoked with me to go out there 2657 01:13:37,880 --> 01:13:38,960 and get hooked on some shit 2658 01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:41,040 that'll fuck your brain up or some shit like that. 2659 01:13:41,040 --> 01:13:41,880 Smoke with mama. 2660 01:13:41,880 --> 01:13:44,840 Mama ain't gonna lace you. 2661 01:13:44,840 --> 01:13:46,600 So I understand it from that aspect. 2662 01:13:46,600 --> 01:13:48,200 But you shouldn't have sex with your mom. 2663 01:13:48,200 --> 01:13:49,040 No. 2664 01:13:49,040 --> 01:13:49,880 That would be weird. 2665 01:13:49,880 --> 01:13:50,720 Never. 2666 01:13:50,720 --> 01:13:51,560 That's not good. 2667 01:13:51,560 --> 01:13:52,400 I'm gonna throw up. 2668 01:13:52,400 --> 01:13:53,800 That's different. 2669 01:13:53,800 --> 01:13:55,000 That's bad. 2670 01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:56,400 So as me as a parent. 2671 01:13:56,400 --> 01:13:57,520 Oh, this has been terrible. 2672 01:13:57,520 --> 01:13:58,640 As me as a parent, 2673 01:13:58,640 --> 01:13:59,920 I don't want my child, 2674 01:13:59,920 --> 01:14:02,360 my daughter or my son to be fucking at a young age. 2675 01:14:02,360 --> 01:14:04,680 But what the way social media is, 2676 01:14:04,680 --> 01:14:06,800 the way shit going on like that. 2677 01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:08,480 You never know when your kids gonna be fucking. 2678 01:14:08,480 --> 01:14:11,040 But you wanna make sure they're doing it responsibly. 2679 01:14:11,040 --> 01:14:11,880 Use a condom. 2680 01:14:11,880 --> 01:14:12,960 They should, you know what I'm saying? 2681 01:14:12,960 --> 01:14:14,480 Show them love at home. 2682 01:14:14,480 --> 01:14:17,200 And they won't have to search for it somewhere else. 2683 01:14:17,200 --> 01:14:18,240 I'm just giving support in my house. 2684 01:14:18,240 --> 01:14:19,080 That's it. 2685 01:14:19,080 --> 01:14:19,920 What they do. 2686 01:14:19,920 --> 01:14:20,760 But people are gonna have sex. 2687 01:14:20,760 --> 01:14:21,800 That don't mean shit. 2688 01:14:21,800 --> 01:14:25,240 Yeah, but it's still just like everybody. 2689 01:14:25,240 --> 01:14:26,800 Does your mama love you at home? 2690 01:14:26,800 --> 01:14:27,640 Yeah. 2691 01:14:27,640 --> 01:14:29,000 But your dick still got hard, didn't it? 2692 01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:29,840 What? 2693 01:14:30,840 --> 01:14:31,680 For the girl you fuck. 2694 01:14:31,680 --> 01:14:33,520 Okay, make sure you. 2695 01:14:33,520 --> 01:14:34,360 For the girl you fuck. 2696 01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:35,200 This is wild. 2697 01:14:35,200 --> 01:14:36,040 Yeah, come on. 2698 01:14:36,040 --> 01:14:36,880 But what? 2699 01:14:36,880 --> 01:14:39,520 It started off very extremely rough. 2700 01:14:39,520 --> 01:14:40,360 Yeah. 2701 01:14:40,360 --> 01:14:42,720 But Pat got to a good point at the end. 2702 01:14:42,720 --> 01:14:44,120 People are gonna fuck, bro. 2703 01:14:44,120 --> 01:14:44,960 Yeah. 2704 01:14:44,960 --> 01:14:47,040 Teach them to do it responsibly. 2705 01:14:47,040 --> 01:14:48,600 Yeah, that's what sex ed is for. 2706 01:14:48,600 --> 01:14:50,000 I feel like that's the new age, 2707 01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:50,840 the way the world. 2708 01:14:50,840 --> 01:14:54,000 People are so focused on trying to do shit 2709 01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:55,600 from back in the day 2710 01:14:55,600 --> 01:14:56,960 when back in the day it don't work no more 2711 01:14:56,960 --> 01:14:58,560 because back in the day they didn't have social media. 2712 01:14:58,560 --> 01:15:00,240 This day we have social media. 2713 01:15:00,240 --> 01:15:02,600 These days every little girl's favorite rapper 2714 01:15:02,600 --> 01:15:03,800 is half naked. 2715 01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:04,960 Like I watch wrestling. 2716 01:15:04,960 --> 01:15:06,520 I'm a big wrestling fan. 2717 01:15:06,520 --> 01:15:07,560 You can agree with this shit. 2718 01:15:07,560 --> 01:15:08,800 On wrestling these days, 2719 01:15:08,800 --> 01:15:11,040 all the female wrestlers got asses. 2720 01:15:11,040 --> 01:15:11,880 They do. 2721 01:15:11,880 --> 01:15:12,720 They're entertaining children. 2722 01:15:12,720 --> 01:15:15,640 They got fat juicy asses wrestling on TV. 2723 01:15:16,720 --> 01:15:17,560 But even back in our day. 2724 01:15:17,560 --> 01:15:18,560 That is weird. 2725 01:15:18,560 --> 01:15:19,600 And back in our day it was worse. 2726 01:15:19,600 --> 01:15:21,120 They had brawnpanties, matches. 2727 01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:21,960 Yeah, like it was weird. 2728 01:15:21,960 --> 01:15:24,280 Kitties out all the time. 2729 01:15:24,280 --> 01:15:26,080 But it was over sexualized. 2730 01:15:26,080 --> 01:15:29,200 So at some point a young kid gonna be like, 2731 01:15:29,200 --> 01:15:30,040 damn I wanna be. 2732 01:15:30,040 --> 01:15:30,880 Let's be honest. 2733 01:15:30,880 --> 01:15:35,880 Most wrestling fans are either mentally challenged or kids. 2734 01:15:38,040 --> 01:15:40,040 Or just horny motherfuckers. 2735 01:15:40,040 --> 01:15:43,040 Which you're taking advantage of those of those groups. 2736 01:15:43,040 --> 01:15:45,040 So which one of you is? 2737 01:15:45,040 --> 01:15:46,520 Like you know what I'm saying? 2738 01:15:46,520 --> 01:15:48,440 When I was coming up Trish Stratus 2739 01:15:48,440 --> 01:15:50,080 was the hottest white lady I like. 2740 01:15:50,080 --> 01:15:50,920 Yeah. 2741 01:15:50,920 --> 01:15:52,760 I mean it just wouldn't work. 2742 01:15:52,760 --> 01:15:53,600 That's more Stacey Keebler. 2743 01:15:53,600 --> 01:15:57,440 And not to mention they had them on Playboy. 2744 01:15:57,440 --> 01:15:58,880 So it's like, god damn. 2745 01:15:59,960 --> 01:16:01,960 You can't even stop what's gonna come. 2746 01:16:01,960 --> 01:16:03,080 Yeah. 2747 01:16:03,080 --> 01:16:05,760 You can't stop a little boy from coming. 2748 01:16:05,760 --> 01:16:07,840 Oh my, come on man. 2749 01:16:07,840 --> 01:16:10,800 I don't know if we can release this episode. 2750 01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:11,840 Yeah that one was rough. 2751 01:16:11,840 --> 01:16:13,680 Jesus Christ. 2752 01:16:13,680 --> 01:16:15,180 What is happening? 2753 01:16:15,180 --> 01:16:18,800 That's the craziest thing I've ever heard. 2754 01:16:18,800 --> 01:16:20,320 You know what's fucked up though man? 2755 01:16:20,320 --> 01:16:22,160 Alex has never kneeled for anything. 2756 01:16:22,160 --> 01:16:23,920 I told you when you bring me on this motherfucker 2757 01:16:23,920 --> 01:16:25,600 and you're licking me up. 2758 01:16:25,600 --> 01:16:26,840 I've been drinking all weekend. 2759 01:16:26,840 --> 01:16:28,280 I'm just me. 2760 01:16:29,400 --> 01:16:30,800 He's just being me. 2761 01:16:30,800 --> 01:16:32,040 I'm just being me. 2762 01:16:32,040 --> 01:16:32,880 You know what's fucked up? 2763 01:16:32,880 --> 01:16:33,720 You can't stop him. 2764 01:16:33,720 --> 01:16:34,920 And I'm hot. 2765 01:16:34,920 --> 01:16:35,760 So. 2766 01:16:35,760 --> 01:16:36,960 Yeah I feel it. 2767 01:16:36,960 --> 01:16:38,640 I remember when I was a kid that, 2768 01:16:38,640 --> 01:16:40,200 we did have that problem too though. 2769 01:16:40,200 --> 01:16:42,800 I do, we had somebody that was 12 years old in class 2770 01:16:42,800 --> 01:16:43,640 that had a whole kid. 2771 01:16:43,640 --> 01:16:44,480 It was weird. 2772 01:16:44,480 --> 01:16:45,680 The kid would bring it to class and stuff. 2773 01:16:45,680 --> 01:16:47,800 The teachers would be all acting like it was normal. 2774 01:16:47,800 --> 01:16:48,640 It was weird. 2775 01:16:48,640 --> 01:16:49,480 Yeah. 2776 01:16:49,480 --> 01:16:52,440 I learned all this shit from watching TV. 2777 01:16:52,440 --> 01:16:54,680 You'll be surprised if the fuck I watch 2778 01:16:54,680 --> 01:16:56,400 I'll be getting a deep mental thought. 2779 01:16:56,400 --> 01:16:57,240 Like. 2780 01:16:57,240 --> 01:17:00,880 Like it was an episode of Good Times when, 2781 01:17:00,880 --> 01:17:03,640 you remember when Lona had adopted Jenny Jass on the show? 2782 01:17:03,640 --> 01:17:04,480 Yeah. 2783 01:17:04,480 --> 01:17:06,760 And it was an episode her friend got pregnant 2784 01:17:06,760 --> 01:17:08,600 and when Lona was trying to say, 2785 01:17:08,600 --> 01:17:09,800 she got stomach mumps. 2786 01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:12,040 And I'm like, this ain't no bitch. 2787 01:17:12,040 --> 01:17:14,000 Like just tell the girls the truth. 2788 01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:16,680 Little girl got freaky, got pregnant. 2789 01:17:16,680 --> 01:17:17,520 No. 2790 01:17:17,520 --> 01:17:19,720 It happened. 2791 01:17:19,720 --> 01:17:20,560 All right. 2792 01:17:20,560 --> 01:17:21,400 So that's the end of the episode. 2793 01:17:21,400 --> 01:17:22,240 That's it. 2794 01:17:22,240 --> 01:17:23,080 That's it. 2795 01:17:23,080 --> 01:17:23,920 Yeah. 2796 01:17:23,920 --> 01:17:24,760 Yeah. 2797 01:17:24,760 --> 01:17:25,600 Yeah. 2798 01:17:25,600 --> 01:17:27,680 I have some more questions. 2799 01:17:27,680 --> 01:17:28,520 Go ahead. 2800 01:17:28,520 --> 01:17:29,360 Go ahead. 2801 01:17:29,360 --> 01:17:31,440 So, what would you guys do? 2802 01:17:31,440 --> 01:17:33,080 Let's say you have a son. 2803 01:17:33,080 --> 01:17:35,400 He's like seventh eighth grade. 2804 01:17:35,400 --> 01:17:36,240 Okay. 2805 01:17:36,240 --> 01:17:37,320 12th, 13th. 2806 01:17:37,320 --> 01:17:40,640 And then you get a bill on your like credit card 2807 01:17:40,640 --> 01:17:42,400 or your debit card or whatever. 2808 01:17:42,400 --> 01:17:46,280 And it's only fans charge, but you know it wasn't you. 2809 01:17:46,280 --> 01:17:47,120 Yeah. 2810 01:17:47,120 --> 01:17:47,960 It has to be him. 2811 01:17:47,960 --> 01:17:49,760 That he bought OnlyFans? 2812 01:17:49,760 --> 01:17:50,600 Yeah. 2813 01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:51,440 He bought OnlyFans. 2814 01:17:51,440 --> 01:17:52,800 He subscribed somebody on OnlyFans. 2815 01:17:52,800 --> 01:17:54,080 What would you do? 2816 01:17:54,080 --> 01:17:54,920 Would you talk to him about it? 2817 01:17:54,920 --> 01:17:55,760 Yeah, I would talk to him. 2818 01:17:55,760 --> 01:17:56,880 I'd say, son, look here. 2819 01:17:56,880 --> 01:17:58,160 You're gonna have to pay me back. 2820 01:17:58,160 --> 01:17:59,520 No, you have to pay for this. 2821 01:17:59,520 --> 01:18:00,600 All right. 2822 01:18:00,600 --> 01:18:02,840 There's a million porns out there for free. 2823 01:18:04,200 --> 01:18:06,160 Economically, it doesn't make any sense. 2824 01:18:06,160 --> 01:18:09,520 But by that time porn will be banned, dude. 2825 01:18:09,520 --> 01:18:10,360 No. 2826 01:18:10,360 --> 01:18:11,200 No. 2827 01:18:11,200 --> 01:18:12,360 If porn's banned, so is OnlyFans. 2828 01:18:12,360 --> 01:18:13,600 Then I'll be like the mom. 2829 01:18:13,600 --> 01:18:15,680 I'll be like, just watch Porn with Dad. 2830 01:18:15,680 --> 01:18:16,520 Like. 2831 01:18:16,520 --> 01:18:17,360 This. 2832 01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:18,200 What? 2833 01:18:18,200 --> 01:18:20,000 This isn't getting better from the corner of the room. 2834 01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:20,840 This has to be K. 2835 01:18:20,840 --> 01:18:22,960 This vibe, you can't do something. 2836 01:18:22,960 --> 01:18:24,560 Brandon, what would you do? 2837 01:18:24,560 --> 01:18:26,160 Okay, so what I'd do is I'd be like, 2838 01:18:26,160 --> 01:18:27,400 hey man, we gotta have a talk. 2839 01:18:27,400 --> 01:18:28,640 Let me take this shit up. 2840 01:18:30,040 --> 01:18:31,520 Okay, so this is who? 2841 01:18:31,520 --> 01:18:32,360 Oh my God. 2842 01:18:32,360 --> 01:18:35,200 Okay, now see, it's not bad taste, but look here. 2843 01:18:35,200 --> 01:18:36,600 Look here, man. 2844 01:18:36,600 --> 01:18:37,440 I like that. 2845 01:18:37,440 --> 01:18:38,280 Good taste. 2846 01:18:38,280 --> 01:18:39,600 Yeah. 2847 01:18:39,600 --> 01:18:41,280 But dude, what are you doing? 2848 01:18:41,280 --> 01:18:43,280 No, don't buy this shit. 2849 01:18:43,280 --> 01:18:44,360 And why is it open? 2850 01:18:44,360 --> 01:18:45,640 Why am I seeing the history? 2851 01:18:45,640 --> 01:18:47,320 Why am I getting the trace? 2852 01:18:47,320 --> 01:18:49,280 This is bad shit. 2853 01:18:49,280 --> 01:18:50,120 This is bad. 2854 01:18:50,120 --> 01:18:50,960 This is not being sneaky enough, right? 2855 01:18:50,960 --> 01:18:51,780 This is bad. 2856 01:18:51,780 --> 01:18:53,320 Now here, look here, man. 2857 01:18:53,320 --> 01:18:55,360 I got nothing to do with this shit. 2858 01:18:55,360 --> 01:18:56,880 I don't think you should do it. 2859 01:18:57,760 --> 01:18:58,800 Until you're older, man. 2860 01:18:58,800 --> 01:19:00,600 But one day when you get some sense, 2861 01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:01,440 and know how to do some shit, 2862 01:19:01,440 --> 01:19:04,120 you go get a phone from the dollar store or some shit, man. 2863 01:19:04,120 --> 01:19:05,400 Put in incognito. 2864 01:19:05,400 --> 01:19:07,840 Cause I don't wanna see this shit again. 2865 01:19:07,840 --> 01:19:09,080 This is bad. 2866 01:19:09,080 --> 01:19:10,080 Don't do this. 2867 01:19:10,080 --> 01:19:11,800 And I'm canceling the subscription, man. 2868 01:19:11,800 --> 01:19:12,640 You figure it out. 2869 01:19:12,640 --> 01:19:15,040 If you wanna get your own money, I don't know. 2870 01:19:15,040 --> 01:19:17,160 Go to the dollar store and get a little gift card. 2871 01:19:17,160 --> 01:19:18,960 But don't take my money, man. 2872 01:19:18,960 --> 01:19:20,440 Find a way to earn it. 2873 01:19:20,440 --> 01:19:22,120 And don't ever tell me too. 2874 01:19:23,280 --> 01:19:24,320 Well, first I would be there 2875 01:19:24,320 --> 01:19:26,280 cause you used my card without my permission. 2876 01:19:26,280 --> 01:19:28,600 That's actually the right answer. 2877 01:19:29,520 --> 01:19:30,360 I don't know. 2878 01:19:30,360 --> 01:19:32,200 I would feel that way. 2879 01:19:32,200 --> 01:19:33,240 Like you said, porn is free. 2880 01:19:33,240 --> 01:19:34,360 Why the fuck is free? 2881 01:19:34,360 --> 01:19:35,200 Why am I paying? 2882 01:19:35,200 --> 01:19:36,040 I don't get that. 2883 01:19:36,040 --> 01:19:38,000 Unless it's a specific female that you know of 2884 01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:39,200 that you wanna see naked, 2885 01:19:39,200 --> 01:19:41,120 then I understand it like 10%. 2886 01:19:41,120 --> 01:19:43,080 But the rest of them be your ass. 2887 01:19:43,080 --> 01:19:44,120 Don't pay. 2888 01:19:44,120 --> 01:19:45,640 But then it's gonna be under their dad's name. 2889 01:19:45,640 --> 01:19:46,840 So she's gonna think that 2890 01:19:46,840 --> 01:19:48,440 his dad is watching her shit. 2891 01:19:48,440 --> 01:19:49,400 Oh my God. 2892 01:19:49,400 --> 01:19:50,240 Now there's a problem with you. 2893 01:19:50,240 --> 01:19:52,240 Mr. Grimes, Mr. Grimes, watch me on OnlyFans. 2894 01:19:52,240 --> 01:19:54,240 No, the fuck I don't, bitch. 2895 01:19:54,240 --> 01:19:55,680 You watched a couple clips. 2896 01:19:55,680 --> 01:19:56,520 No, I never did. 2897 01:19:56,520 --> 01:19:58,400 No, I'm not. 2898 01:19:58,400 --> 01:19:59,240 I'm like you. 2899 01:19:59,240 --> 01:20:01,480 Why would you pay for it? 2900 01:20:01,480 --> 01:20:03,640 Why pay for it when you can watch it for free? 2901 01:20:03,640 --> 01:20:04,760 I'm not paying for OnlyFans. 2902 01:20:04,760 --> 01:20:06,480 Would you use your ID if they asked now? 2903 01:20:06,480 --> 01:20:08,320 Cause I know I heard a lot of things nowadays 2904 01:20:08,320 --> 01:20:09,160 require ID. 2905 01:20:09,160 --> 01:20:10,000 You heard? 2906 01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:10,840 Yeah, that's why I heard. 2907 01:20:10,840 --> 01:20:12,200 It's word on the street, dude. 2908 01:20:12,200 --> 01:20:15,160 So would you, if they're like we need an ID 2909 01:20:15,160 --> 01:20:16,160 and your birthday and stuff, 2910 01:20:16,160 --> 01:20:17,800 would you put all that in there? 2911 01:20:21,520 --> 01:20:22,640 Depends on the kink. 2912 01:20:23,840 --> 01:20:26,360 Oh no, I was talking about the whole site in general. 2913 01:20:26,360 --> 01:20:27,200 Oh, to my OnlyFans? 2914 01:20:27,200 --> 01:20:28,320 Yeah, no, not OnlyFans. 2915 01:20:28,320 --> 01:20:29,160 I was talking about the common porn sites. 2916 01:20:29,160 --> 01:20:31,320 Porn Hub, you gotta put your ID in now 2917 01:20:31,320 --> 01:20:33,760 to confirm you're 18 in Alabama. 2918 01:20:36,440 --> 01:20:38,120 Yeah, I probably would. 2919 01:20:38,120 --> 01:20:40,520 I mean, I'm not a big porn prescriber. 2920 01:20:40,520 --> 01:20:41,360 If I wanna watch porn, 2921 01:20:41,360 --> 01:20:42,960 I watch something quick and easy. 2922 01:20:44,880 --> 01:20:46,360 Like once I bust, I'm done. 2923 01:20:47,680 --> 01:20:48,520 Porn is boring. 2924 01:20:52,320 --> 01:20:53,280 I don't need to know your name. 2925 01:20:53,280 --> 01:20:55,480 I don't need to know where you're from, how you're doing, 2926 01:20:55,480 --> 01:20:56,680 what you feel about that. 2927 01:20:56,680 --> 01:20:58,600 Just fuck and get it over with. 2928 01:20:58,600 --> 01:21:00,120 I only need to see a skipper. 2929 01:21:00,120 --> 01:21:01,240 We was talking about this last night. 2930 01:21:01,240 --> 01:21:02,280 Do you skip around? 2931 01:21:02,280 --> 01:21:03,520 Cause I'm a skipper. 2932 01:21:03,520 --> 01:21:04,920 I only wanna see like, 2933 01:21:04,920 --> 01:21:07,080 when I say 30 seconds of getting ahead 2934 01:21:07,080 --> 01:21:09,880 and then I wanna jump to the first position 2935 01:21:09,880 --> 01:21:11,920 and then I jump to each position until I find the best one. 2936 01:21:11,920 --> 01:21:14,960 It's usually big tits bending over from the back 2937 01:21:14,960 --> 01:21:16,160 because you can see them from the side. 2938 01:21:16,160 --> 01:21:17,760 You get that side and then a boot from the back 2939 01:21:17,760 --> 01:21:19,080 and they flop around or missionary 2940 01:21:19,080 --> 01:21:21,160 because they go on like the little twirls. 2941 01:21:22,000 --> 01:21:24,840 I only like the first part where they're like acting. 2942 01:21:26,160 --> 01:21:28,080 That's my favorite part. 2943 01:21:28,080 --> 01:21:31,080 Then after that, it just gets too dirty for me. 2944 01:21:31,080 --> 01:21:33,480 I don't like all that nonsense. 2945 01:21:34,320 --> 01:21:35,880 Do you have kink shame? 2946 01:21:35,880 --> 01:21:37,040 Do you have kink shame? 2947 01:21:37,040 --> 01:21:38,040 What's a kink shame? 2948 01:21:38,040 --> 01:21:38,920 I don't know. 2949 01:21:38,920 --> 01:21:40,360 You saying, do I kink shame? 2950 01:21:40,360 --> 01:21:42,160 I will if you do it out in public. 2951 01:21:42,160 --> 01:21:43,080 Yeah. 2952 01:21:43,080 --> 01:21:46,240 I don't wanna see your kink in social areas. 2953 01:21:46,240 --> 01:21:47,400 Do that shit. 2954 01:21:47,400 --> 01:21:49,560 People just have it out loud. 2955 01:21:49,560 --> 01:21:50,400 Now this is my kink. 2956 01:21:50,400 --> 01:21:51,520 It's called a kink for a reason. 2957 01:21:51,520 --> 01:21:53,040 You do that shit in fucking private. 2958 01:21:53,040 --> 01:21:55,880 If you have like the tail coming out from the skirt 2959 01:21:55,880 --> 01:21:58,720 where it's obviously you have a butt plug in your ass. 2960 01:21:58,720 --> 01:22:00,480 No, depends on who's wearing it. 2961 01:22:00,480 --> 01:22:02,240 No, it's wrong. 2962 01:22:02,240 --> 01:22:03,880 It does depend on who's wearing it though. 2963 01:22:03,880 --> 01:22:04,720 If they have like a skirt. 2964 01:22:04,720 --> 01:22:05,560 What's it do? 2965 01:22:05,560 --> 01:22:07,120 That's cool. 2966 01:22:07,120 --> 01:22:07,960 That's good. 2967 01:22:07,960 --> 01:22:08,800 Then he likes it. 2968 01:22:08,800 --> 01:22:09,640 That's good. 2969 01:22:09,640 --> 01:22:11,680 That's what they wanna do. 2970 01:22:11,680 --> 01:22:13,080 I bet it would stop the leakage. 2971 01:22:13,080 --> 01:22:13,920 Anti-leakage. 2972 01:22:13,920 --> 01:22:15,600 If it stops leakage, 2973 01:22:15,600 --> 01:22:17,680 not fucking with it, but they can fuck with it. 2974 01:22:17,680 --> 01:22:18,520 Yeah. 2975 01:22:18,520 --> 01:22:20,160 But we really do have to go. 2976 01:22:20,160 --> 01:22:21,000 Yes we do. 2977 01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:23,360 So Pat, if you got anything you wanna promote, 2978 01:22:23,360 --> 01:22:25,560 any shows, just be out in a week, 2979 01:22:25,560 --> 01:22:27,120 social media and everything. 2980 01:22:27,120 --> 01:22:31,840 December 14th, I will be at Speak Easy for Homegrown. 2981 01:22:31,840 --> 01:22:33,240 Come check me out for that. 2982 01:22:33,240 --> 01:22:37,520 October 31st, I will be in Nashville. 2983 01:22:37,520 --> 01:22:40,360 I don't know the venue, but it's in Nashville 2984 01:22:40,360 --> 01:22:41,480 on Gallatin Ave. 2985 01:22:41,480 --> 01:22:43,160 My first time going out there doing the show. 2986 01:22:43,160 --> 01:22:45,880 So if you're in the area, come support me. 2987 01:22:45,880 --> 01:22:49,080 And any point of this podcast, am I really a creep? 2988 01:22:49,080 --> 01:22:50,480 It's just shit that goes in my brain. 2989 01:22:50,480 --> 01:22:54,400 So don't take it too seriously. 2990 01:22:55,440 --> 01:22:56,840 Take like 50% of it seriously. 2991 01:22:56,840 --> 01:22:59,040 The rest of it's just some fuck shit. 2992 01:22:59,040 --> 01:22:59,920 That's all I got. 2993 01:22:59,920 --> 01:23:01,320 It's always good when you gotta give a disclaimer 2994 01:23:01,320 --> 01:23:02,160 at the end of the episode. 2995 01:23:02,160 --> 01:23:03,680 Thank you, Pat. 2996 01:23:03,680 --> 01:23:04,520 All right, thanks. 2997 01:23:04,520 --> 01:23:05,360 Appreciate you, man. 2998 01:23:05,360 --> 01:23:06,200 All right. 2999 01:23:06,200 --> 01:23:07,040 All right. 3000 01:23:07,040 --> 01:23:32,680 I'll see you next time. 3001 01:23:37,040 --> 01:23:43,480 I fucking hate Scrappy Dude.