1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,000 This week on Clown College. 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:11,000 So here we are on ice. We have our sample. 3 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:20,000 And it's so funny because she came to a rehearsal at Shenanigans and we did the pass off at that point. 4 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,000 Look, I even brought you little shot glasses. 5 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:27,000 Oh my god! 6 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:32,000 This is crazy. This is like somebody's kidney. 7 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:37,000 Anybody get a certification to even carry this? 8 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:41,000 She has like the organ donor transplant back. 9 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:46,000 Now this is, look it's the born on date. It was bottled on 10-1. 10 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:53,000 And as soon as she did it, she froze it and handed it to me frozen so it's been in the freezer at Shenanigans until today. 11 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:57,000 Why am I terrified? Why am I so scared? 12 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:02,000 But we have two ounces of mother's milk. 13 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:08,000 I was at a restaurant with somebody right before I got here and they were like, dude you just do the weirdest shit. 14 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,000 And I was like, nah, not really. 15 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:13,000 And immediately it's like we're drinking milk. 16 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:23,000 Who is sampling? 17 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:48,000 Let's all go to college baby. 18 00:01:48,000 --> 00:02:11,000 It's with Brandon Willis, Don and JJ. 19 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,000 Can you pick up a pen? 20 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,000 You got monkey toes? 21 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:20,000 If you can't do that, you have diabetes. You don't have blood flow. That's a very normal thing. 22 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,000 You can't feel your toes if you can't do that. 23 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,000 That's a very normal thing. 24 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,000 Can you spread your pinky toe out? 25 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,000 You should take off your foot. 26 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,000 Take off your foot? 27 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,000 You should take off your sock. 28 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,000 Take off your whole foot. 29 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:36,000 I want to see that. 30 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:40,000 I think if I was barefoot I could get the hand. 31 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,000 What if you ball up in a fist and do something like that? 32 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,000 My foot? 33 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,000 Yeah, man. 34 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:47,000 Like go back to your own. 35 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,000 Like you curl it up. 36 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:50,000 You mean curl a whole foot? 37 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,000 Halfway or something. 38 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,000 Like a crescent moon. 39 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,000 Something nice. 40 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,000 I don't know who could do that. 41 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,000 Something nice. 42 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,000 Is that what you're into? 43 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,000 I can't have nothing nice. 44 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,000 My foot? 45 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,000 Foot's cool. 46 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,000 Not like your seat. 47 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,000 What? 48 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:06,000 What you know about my feet? 49 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:11,000 I don't know what you're talking about. 50 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,000 You're wearing my bed. 51 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,000 So you don't know if you like our feet? 52 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,000 I probably wouldn't know. 53 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,000 But you don't know? 54 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,000 I don't know. 55 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,000 I guess I do. 56 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,000 I haven't seen your foot out right now. 57 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:22,000 Brandon did say he liked how my feet smell. 58 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,000 Yeah, that's what he did. 59 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,000 It's kind of a live argument. 60 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,000 He said he liked the way my foot smelled. 61 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,000 And I do. 62 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,000 And he came up to me after. 63 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,000 I do. 64 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:33,000 And he came up to me after. 65 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,000 He's like, how do you do that? 66 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,000 Are you serious? 67 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,000 I'm dead ass serious. 68 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,000 What does it smell like? 69 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,000 It smells like Febreze. 70 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,000 It smells good. 71 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,000 Damn. 72 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,000 You know me, bro. 73 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,000 Farrah Monon's on point. 74 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,000 Why did you pick mine to smell? 75 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,000 Who does your laundry? 76 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,000 I don't know, man. 77 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,000 I don't know. 78 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,000 I just... 79 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,000 Wait, didn't it... 80 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,000 It was the wheel. 81 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,000 It picked JJ, right? 82 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,000 Yeah. 83 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,000 Okay, that's why. 84 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,000 Yeah, you're not going to smell this guy. 85 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,000 No, but you got the picture. 86 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,000 You're not going to smell the feet of somebody. 87 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,000 I always spun the wheel. 88 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,000 And the wheel decided. 89 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:04,000 And if you pick Dom, you're just a sadist. 90 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:07,000 This dude has a toe knife. 91 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,000 Nobody has that. 92 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,000 Dude, when you pop that and that little pus and blood comes out the side. 93 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,000 Oh my God. 94 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,000 Dude, it smells... 95 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,000 Like ketchup and mayonnaise. 96 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,000 Yeah, exactly. 97 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,000 And what they call a fancy sauce. 98 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:20,000 That's what comes out of the side of my foot. 99 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:23,000 Isn't that Russian dressing? 100 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,000 Mayonnaise and ketchup is Russian dressing. 101 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,000 It's good, too. 102 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,000 Matchup. 103 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,000 That's what Heinz does. 104 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:31,000 They just call ketchup and ranch like crunch. 105 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,000 Yeah, yeah. 106 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,000 Put it in a bottle. 107 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:36,000 It's like, I never want to be in this country again. 108 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,000 Be that too far. 109 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:41,000 Loretta, we got somebody here, don't we? 110 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,000 Yes, we do. 111 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,000 Who we got? 112 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,000 This person is amazing. 113 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:47,000 Runs the Shenanigans Comedy Theater. 114 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,000 Does it all. 115 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:51,000 Been in this comedy scene for a minute, killing it. 116 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,000 Even did the Stardome, too. 117 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,000 I saw that. 118 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,000 It was good. 119 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,000 Give it up for the one, the only, the only, the only, the only, the only, the only, the 120 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,000 only, the powerful, Kimberly Wilson. 121 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,000 Thank you. 122 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,000 Thank you very much. 123 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,000 He was extending it out because he could not remember your name. 124 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,000 That's not true. 125 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,000 Thank you, Brandon. 126 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,000 Thank you. 127 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,000 It was a very kind introduction. 128 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,000 How you doing, Kel? 129 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,000 I'm good. 130 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,000 How are you all? 131 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,000 Hell yeah, great. 132 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,000 Always good with your hair. 133 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,000 So you've only been good two times. 134 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,000 This is the second time you've ever been good. 135 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,000 I'm glad I could bring it back. 136 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,000 I'm not eating anything. 137 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,000 No, I'm not. 138 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,000 Fuck you. 139 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,000 I'm not eating anything. 140 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,000 I'm not eating anything. 141 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,000 I'm not eating anything. 142 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,000 I'm not eating anything. 143 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,000 I'm not eating anything. 144 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,000 I'm not eating anything. 145 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,000 I'm not eating anything. 146 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,000 I'm not eating anything. 147 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:27,000 I'm not eating anything. 148 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,080 No, I'm not fucking eating anything. 149 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:33,120 Whatever you have something for, come on. 150 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:34,600 It was like, I'm not eating anything. 151 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:37,560 He was like, I refuse. 152 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:41,920 My line in the sand, gargoyling, not eating weird shit. 153 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:42,920 That's where I'm at. 154 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:43,920 That's where he's at. 155 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:48,880 Well, I mean, it took him a few passes and fails to get to that point, but I can respect 156 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:49,880 it. 157 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:50,880 I tried. 158 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:51,880 I tried. 159 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:54,080 That's the worst thing in my life. 160 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:57,400 I don't want to be too overdramatic, but I do think I should be able to park in the 161 00:05:57,400 --> 00:06:00,040 Purple Heart spot at some point. 162 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:01,040 I do think that. 163 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:03,320 I do think that. 164 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:06,720 Just because you puked a little bit, now you need a Purple Heart. 165 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:07,720 Blasphemy. 166 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:09,800 Emotional damage. 167 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:12,080 Not to mention the damage at Shenanigans bathroom. 168 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:13,080 Oh, damn it. 169 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:14,080 That trash can. 170 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:16,640 Throw that out. 171 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:20,000 That is a combination of Four Loco, Milk, Pig's Foot, Hot Sock. 172 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,040 He threw up in the trash can? 173 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:23,680 He threw up wherever he could. 174 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:24,680 He threw up everywhere. 175 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:25,680 Once he got to that bathroom. 176 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:26,680 Dude, yeah, it was bad. 177 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:27,680 You better sponsor that trash can. 178 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:28,680 Yeah, yeah, you got to do that. 179 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:35,240 The Three Mile Island trash can. 180 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:37,240 The Explosive JJ is what we'll call it. 181 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:40,240 Dude, I was explosive in there, too. 182 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:41,240 Jesus Christ. 183 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:42,240 Yeah. 184 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:43,240 I didn't even know that. 185 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:44,240 I didn't even know that. 186 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:45,240 I didn't even know that. 187 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:46,240 I didn't even know that. 188 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:47,240 I didn't even know that. 189 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,240 I didn't even know that. 190 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:49,240 I didn't even know that. 191 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:50,240 I didn't even know that. 192 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:51,240 This is the worst pain. 193 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:52,240 I was set on fire. 194 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:53,240 I didn't even eat nothing hot. 195 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:58,000 I was about to say that wasn't even a show where you were forced to consume anything. 196 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,000 Exactly. 197 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,000 I don't know what happened. 198 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,000 Just having to spell makes him upset. 199 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,000 Yeah, baby. 200 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,720 I learned what Cunnilingus was. 201 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:05,720 It was terrible. 202 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:06,720 I didn't eat nothing hot. 203 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:07,720 It was weird. 204 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:10,120 Well, at what point did you go in there? 205 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:14,840 Well, I was trying to hold off, but then it was probably like 15, 10 minutes before it 206 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:15,840 started. 207 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:16,840 Before it started? 208 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:17,840 Yeah, I was like, I've got to do this. 209 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:19,600 I just went in there and looked at Patrick. 210 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:20,440 I was like, bro. 211 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,760 Y'all were in the bathroom again? 212 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:22,600 That's what I said. 213 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:24,680 No, when I walked out the bathroom, 214 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:25,840 I just told him everything, 215 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:26,960 because it was so bad. 216 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:28,560 I just gotta say, you said. 217 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:30,440 I was like, I don't know what I ate. 218 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:32,240 You said, I went in there and I looked at Patrick, 219 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:35,720 and I said, anyway, okay, I understand. 220 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:37,720 In English, we call those misplaced modifiers. 221 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:38,560 It's all right. 222 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:39,560 And he told me he was going in there, 223 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:40,400 so I was like, all right. 224 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:41,240 Oh man. 225 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:42,080 He went in right after you. 226 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:44,040 Yeah, he was like, I'm gonna do the same thing. 227 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:46,200 You guys have done that twice now. 228 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:48,000 Well, at least more of the, at the, 229 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,320 not pleasures, but the other one. 230 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:52,160 Enchantcies. 231 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:53,000 Enchantcies. 232 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:53,840 Oh yeah. 233 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:56,200 They drop deuce and enchantcies. 234 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:57,040 Which is a- 235 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:57,880 A sex shop. 236 00:07:57,880 --> 00:07:58,700 Huh? 237 00:07:58,700 --> 00:08:00,800 With one small bathroom that they have a key to. 238 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:02,280 Oh, I changed my mind at the last second. 239 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:03,120 He went in there. 240 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:03,940 We, you remember- 241 00:08:03,940 --> 00:08:05,040 But you went in after him, and you said it smells. 242 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:06,760 I went to smell it. 243 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:08,800 I went in there because everybody was saying it's bad. 244 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:10,000 Yes, he said that. 245 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,240 I went in there to smell it? 246 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:12,080 Yes. 247 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:12,900 Let me explain. 248 00:08:12,900 --> 00:08:14,040 You purposely went in there. 249 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:14,880 There's a reason though, 250 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:17,520 because everybody was like, damn, I wonder how bad it is. 251 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:20,240 I was like, I'm gonna tell you right now. 252 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:23,280 Brandon, darling, look. 253 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:24,120 It was bad. 254 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:25,320 Here's the thing. 255 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:28,160 You know, that's just like if somebody goes, 256 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:30,200 God, this is awful, taste it. 257 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:31,520 Why are you gonna taste it? 258 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:32,360 I wouldn't. 259 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:33,200 It's the same concept. 260 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:34,020 Just sniff, sniff, because sniff, 261 00:08:34,020 --> 00:08:35,440 you can't get her to sniff a nice shit. 262 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:36,280 No. 263 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:39,760 If somebody goes, that's disgusting, smell this, 264 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:40,880 I'm not smelling that. 265 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:45,880 Yeah. 266 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:47,680 That's okay, we're just wired differently. 267 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:48,520 It's fine. 268 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:50,320 Could have been fentanyl for all I know. 269 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:51,160 It does, man. 270 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:54,040 Fentanyl coming out of Pat's ass. 271 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:55,240 He shat fentanyl. 272 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:56,080 Never does. 273 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:57,480 You got fentanyl? 274 00:08:57,480 --> 00:08:58,960 It's in the air. 275 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:02,360 So are you and Pat like, you know, bathroom buddies now? 276 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:03,200 We could be. 277 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:05,160 I mean, if he's willing to. 278 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:08,440 If he's willing to, we can make a pact. 279 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:09,280 JJ. 280 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:11,160 Because that was. 281 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:12,560 Does he hold up your pants 282 00:09:12,560 --> 00:09:14,120 and keep them from hitting the floor? 283 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:15,040 No. 284 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:17,040 He holds his hair back while he shits. 285 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:20,720 Maybe he's standing at the door or something. 286 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:21,560 I don't know. 287 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:22,400 Dude, you. 288 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:23,240 I don't know. 289 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:24,080 Why? 290 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:25,640 Call y'all bathroom bros. 291 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:26,480 I don't know. 292 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:28,160 That's a good question. 293 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:30,960 You and Pat have like a pirate-parrot relationship 294 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:32,760 where you just sit on his shoulders 295 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:33,840 while he's taking a shit. 296 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:35,120 Wow. 297 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:36,840 And you reach down and wipe for him. 298 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:38,760 Yeah, you knew. 299 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:40,400 Oh, now it's weird. 300 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:43,440 It's not the fact that if he's down, 301 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:46,840 I'm not, oh, never wipe another man's ass. 302 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:51,640 I draw the line at smelling his shit at the sex shop. 303 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:54,800 I will not go further. 304 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:57,160 I respect that. 305 00:09:57,160 --> 00:10:00,320 I like somebody with principles and boundaries. 306 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:01,160 Thank you. 307 00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:02,000 They don't have to. 308 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:07,000 Oh, my God. 309 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:21,240 All right. 310 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:30,200 You said you had a surprise for me. 311 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:32,320 You wanna get into it now already? 312 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:33,160 Should we wait? 313 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:34,040 That's up to y'all. 314 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:35,280 The anticipation is killing. 315 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:36,120 Yeah. 316 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:36,960 Is that right? 317 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:37,800 I'm excited. 318 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:39,160 All right, so here's the thing. 319 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:41,560 You know I'm an avid fan. 320 00:10:41,560 --> 00:10:45,200 I listen to every podcast, whether JJ likes it or not. 321 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:46,040 I'm a fan. 322 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:49,960 And not too long ago, 323 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:51,640 I wanna say it was two or three episodes ago, 324 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:56,640 you guys were talking about some comic consuming breast milk 325 00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:59,640 so that he could have sex with this girl. 326 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:03,040 Should we buy a bottle of breast milk for the podcast? 327 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:06,760 I, not, see, too much can go wrong there. 328 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:07,920 Oh, my God. 329 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:09,120 And guess what? 330 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:11,520 I know a lactating mother. 331 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:14,600 I know I said I wasn't eating anything. 332 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:17,200 But now I'm in. 333 00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:20,520 Hell yeah. 334 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:21,680 Oh, my gosh. 335 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:22,680 Oh, my gosh. 336 00:11:22,680 --> 00:11:24,200 I need to see that. 337 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,200 Oh, my God. 338 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:26,600 So here's what we're gonna do. 339 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:28,520 In this envelope, 340 00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:32,320 in this envelope is a picture of this person, okay? 341 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:34,000 Because I figured you'd at least wanna know 342 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,520 where it came from, right? 343 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,760 Now this is not to be shown on air, 344 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:39,520 how to respect for the person, 345 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:42,600 but I figured you guys should at least be, you know, 346 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:43,520 made aware of this source. 347 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:45,640 It's fucking Jake. 348 00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:48,480 If it is, then he's a millionaire. 349 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:50,000 Jake is a lactating mother. 350 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,960 Now this is a member, 351 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:55,560 and she said I could reveal this much to the general public. 352 00:11:55,560 --> 00:12:00,080 It's a member of the Huntsville comedy community at large. 353 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:00,920 Gotcha. 354 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:01,840 Okay. 355 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:05,640 And the best thing was her response, 356 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:07,600 because she came in the shenanigans, 357 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:10,040 and I was like, hey, I got a real weird request. 358 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:12,640 That's a wild kill. 359 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:14,040 And she said, what is it? 360 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:17,480 And so I said, you know the clown college guys, right? 361 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:21,200 And when I went on to explain it, 362 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,840 and her response was, oh, hell yeah. 363 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:25,120 I'll give you that. 364 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:28,280 So this is where it came from. 365 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:31,160 Just don't, yeah. 366 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:32,000 Oh yeah. 367 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:32,840 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 368 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:33,680 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 369 00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:35,000 Oh yeah, that's gonna be tight. 370 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:35,840 Brandon, I'm gonna stay out of it. 371 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:36,680 Yeah. 372 00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:40,400 Yeah, I was about to say, just cover that up. 373 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:42,040 I don't know how to show Brandon. 374 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:44,240 So turn it the other way so the camera like. 375 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:45,480 Alex, I'll let you handle all this. 376 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:46,320 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 377 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:47,440 Yeah, so. 378 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:51,480 So here we, on ice, we have our sample. 379 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:56,480 And it's so funny because she came to a rehearsal 380 00:12:57,680 --> 00:13:00,680 at Shenanigans and we did the pass off at that point. 381 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,880 Look, I even brought you little shot glasses. 382 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:05,720 Brandon. 383 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:06,560 Brandon. 384 00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:07,400 Oh my God. 385 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:09,720 I said, is that how he's doing? 386 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:10,840 This is crazy. 387 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:12,440 This is like somebody's kidney. 388 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:13,280 Yeah. 389 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:16,760 I didn't get a certification to even carry him. 390 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:21,040 She has like the organ donor transplant back. 391 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:22,240 That's right, man. 392 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:24,720 Now this is, look, it's the born on date. 393 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,600 It was bottled on 10-1. 394 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:30,400 And as soon as she did it, she froze it 395 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:32,720 and handed it to me frozen, so it's been in the freezer 396 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:34,120 at Shenanigans until today. 397 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:36,000 Why am I terrified? 398 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,600 Why am I so scared? 399 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:41,080 But we have two ounces of mother's milk. 400 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:41,920 Oh my, I'm about to cry. 401 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:43,760 This is crazy. 402 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:46,720 I was at a restaurant with somebody right before I got here 403 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:48,800 and they were like, dude, you just do the weirdest shit. 404 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:51,520 And I was like, nah, not really. 405 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:54,240 And immediately it's like we're drinking milk. 406 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:56,560 Who is sampling? 407 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:58,800 Well, we all have to. 408 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:01,160 We got the three majors or the two. 409 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:02,160 You two? 410 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:03,000 You all sampling? 411 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,840 I think they're like, oh, no. 412 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:05,680 All right. 413 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:06,520 All right. 414 00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:07,360 Alex is down too. 415 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:08,720 All right, are we gonna do cheers? 416 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:09,880 Jack and Alex are down. 417 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:10,800 I want everybody to. 418 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:12,360 Everybody in the room. 419 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,400 Dude, I'm so scared. 420 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:15,640 Funny. 421 00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:16,480 I'm excited. 422 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:17,600 I'm scared. 423 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:19,520 I don't know what that says about you. 424 00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:20,360 But. 425 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,960 I've been hurting recently. 426 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:22,800 Yeah, right? 427 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,320 This could be the magic elixir. 428 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:27,440 Man, I really hope I don't throw up again. 429 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:28,760 What if we develop. 430 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:30,640 Oh my gosh. 431 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:32,720 This might unlock a new kink is the only thing 432 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:34,120 I'm afraid of. 433 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:34,960 What if we develop a kink? 434 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:37,040 Look, JJ Ray does nervous. 435 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:39,040 I don't know why I'm so scared, dude. 436 00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:41,080 This is crazy. 437 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:41,920 This is crazy. 438 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:42,760 All right. 439 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:43,600 This is crazy. 440 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:44,440 Pass them out. 441 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:47,760 Oh, it's so much information to process. 442 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:52,960 Now you tell me what other fan would come through 443 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:53,920 for you like this. 444 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:55,720 Okay, I really don't like that. 445 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,040 It doesn't smell like anything. 446 00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:58,720 I want a chaser. 447 00:14:58,720 --> 00:14:59,600 Chaser? 448 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,200 It smells like a baby's head. 449 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,600 Which would make sense, right? 450 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:04,440 That would make sense. 451 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:05,280 It actually does. 452 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:06,120 Doesn't it? 453 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:06,960 It does smell like baby's head. 454 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:07,800 You guys never had brothers. 455 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:11,200 You all are fucking ruining my day. 456 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,160 Alex, can you get on the camera over there? 457 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,000 Like stick him next to Brad? 458 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,800 That's my man, get a whiff with me, man. 459 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:17,640 Come on, man. 460 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:19,440 You gotta take some whiffs with B Smooth over there. 461 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:20,600 Cause we can see Jack. 462 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:21,840 Yeah, everybody. 463 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:22,880 I'm scared, dude. 464 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,480 We all got tears too, I guess. 465 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:25,320 Yeah, of course. 466 00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:26,800 Oh my God. 467 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:27,840 Now don't just shoot it. 468 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:29,440 You wanna know what it tastes like, right? 469 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:30,280 No, you're right. 470 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:31,120 I guess we got to. 471 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:32,960 Do we gotta switch it around in our mouths? 472 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:34,840 No, no, no, no, no. 473 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:36,560 But the whole point when you guys were having 474 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:39,120 the conversation was wondering what it tastes like. 475 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:40,200 So if you're just gonna shoot it, 476 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,200 you're not gonna even taste it. 477 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:44,080 I'll taste it, bro, but I'm gonna have that thing ready. 478 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:47,040 Oh my God, why am I so scared? 479 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:49,040 Are we all going at the same time? 480 00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:50,800 Or are we going one by one? 481 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:51,640 What do you think? 482 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,000 Oh, the slower it is. 483 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:53,840 Yeah. 484 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:56,720 It's skating, but it might be even worse. 485 00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:58,320 Okay, okay, so you go first. 486 00:15:58,320 --> 00:15:59,160 What? 487 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:01,160 I'm gonna take turns? 488 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,000 Yeah. 489 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,240 We should shoot it. 490 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:05,680 Okay, let's do it. 491 00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:07,360 All at once, so we're gonna cheers. 492 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:09,280 Zimmy Zocky, Zimmy Zocky, hoi, hoi, hoi. 493 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:10,120 Yeah. 494 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:15,120 Breast milk. 495 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:17,520 I'm glad it's cold, thank God. 496 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:18,360 Not bad at all. 497 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:19,880 Actually, that's pretty good. 498 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:21,600 I put this in my cereal. 499 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:22,440 Yeah. 500 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:23,280 Yeah, right. 501 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:25,960 I think it tastes better in cereal than regular milk. 502 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:26,800 Probably. 503 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,360 Okay, okay. 504 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:29,200 I'm about to cry. 505 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,040 Are you serious? 506 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:31,280 This was a powerful experience. 507 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:32,120 What do you think? 508 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:33,120 It is fine. 509 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:34,800 What do you think, Alex? 510 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,480 Yeah, it's more of the idea. 511 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,080 That was the only thing that I did. 512 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:38,920 I'm about to take another drink. 513 00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:40,640 The taste is... 514 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:41,720 You know what, it's fine. 515 00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:43,120 I'm not gonna lie. 516 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:46,040 It tastes like cinnamon toast crunch milk. 517 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:47,680 That's a compliment. 518 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:50,000 I don't, it doesn't taste like anything to me. 519 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,160 Just tasted cold. 520 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:52,000 Yeah. 521 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:52,840 At the front, there's nothing, 522 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:54,360 and there's a little bit of sweetness. 523 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:55,320 Little sweetness, right? 524 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:56,280 Yeah. 525 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:59,280 Now here's the part where Kim tells us it's donkey semen. 526 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:03,080 And we all look weird. 527 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:03,920 You know? 528 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:04,760 No. 529 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:06,560 That's cool too, we're trying to lose him. 530 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:08,800 It was a little jit. 531 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:10,520 Now I mean, if you want some donkey semen, 532 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:11,840 I'd probably know a guy. 533 00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:14,840 Eric definitely knows a guy. 534 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:17,360 He says, I have to bridge get him. 535 00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:18,200 Eric. 536 00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:24,320 I saw Eric a Friday night at the karaoke spot in 805. 537 00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:25,160 Oh yeah. 538 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:26,000 Hell yeah. 539 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,480 He goes there pretty freaking... 540 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,840 Eric said, you out here chasing pussy. 541 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:33,040 That's a decent impression. 542 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:36,840 My favorite thing was when Eric said to Alex, 543 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:39,880 he said, there's a bobcat on your van out there. 544 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:42,360 And Alex went out there to check, and he came back. 545 00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:43,400 And he's like, man, I didn't see. 546 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,120 He's like, must have ran away. 547 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:48,680 And then he came up to me and he was like, 548 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:51,240 I told Alex there was a bobcat on his van. 549 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,920 Go check out Eric encounters. 550 00:17:58,480 --> 00:17:59,320 On Studio... 551 00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:00,720 Oh, I got one more, hell yeah. 552 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:05,440 On Studio Jester, YouTube, 553 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:07,400 and they have, Are We Cancelled Yet? 554 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,000 Which we all have been on. 555 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:09,840 Am I Cancelled? 556 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:10,680 Am I Cancelled Yet? 557 00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:11,520 Am I Cancelled Yet? 558 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:12,360 That we all have been on. 559 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:14,040 And yeah, Brandon, I saw yours. 560 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:15,560 Yeah, oh, so you got to see me. 561 00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:16,400 Huh, no. 562 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:17,240 Yeah. 563 00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:18,080 Oh. 564 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:18,920 You're dead to me. 565 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:20,360 What? 566 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:21,200 You're dead to me. 567 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,040 How dare you? 568 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:23,640 Did you watch Brandon's? 569 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,000 Brandon's Are You Cancelled Yet? 570 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:25,840 Oh, I didn't. 571 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:26,680 Yeah. 572 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:29,880 They asked the question, JJ, and they said, 573 00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:31,120 it was truth or dare. 574 00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:32,680 He didn't even have to answer this question. 575 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:34,320 But he said, who's funnier? 576 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:35,680 JJ or Dom? 577 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,240 And it would have been all right if he'd have been like, 578 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:38,200 you know, they're both funny, 579 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,040 but I think JJ's a little bit funnier. 580 00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:40,880 He did start off that way. 581 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:43,360 Don't you let me tell this story. 582 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:44,200 I'm hurt. 583 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:45,040 The watch episode. 584 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:45,880 It was so hard. 585 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:48,560 He said, oh, I don't want to answer. 586 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:49,680 She was like, you don't have to. 587 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:52,920 And he was like, yeah, but JJ's just always right. 588 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:53,760 He's funnier. 589 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:55,000 And he was like, he writes good. 590 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,280 He was like, Dom writes good, but you know what? 591 00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:58,760 JJ's just funnier. 592 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:02,400 This proves that Brandon is a Trump supporter. 593 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:06,600 He was like, well, to be fair, 594 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:09,160 the only reason he said that is because he knows like, 595 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:12,160 I would send his information to some groups out there. 596 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:13,000 Yeah, man. 597 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:18,600 So did any of you guys watch the Sierra Moses episode? 598 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:21,840 I just, I think I'm 30 minutes into it right now. 599 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:22,960 Okay. 600 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:24,320 What was that? 601 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:27,360 There is a, her truth or dare question was, 602 00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:29,520 who is the hottest comic in Alabama? 603 00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:32,840 Oh, was it one of us? 604 00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:34,680 She said that we were. 605 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:36,480 Was that the last in the end? 606 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:37,320 It had to be. 607 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:38,840 Yeah, truth or dare is. 608 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:41,680 Truth or dare is the next to the last segment. 609 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,120 Her boyfriend looks most like JJ. 610 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:44,000 He's Filipino. 611 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:44,840 He should look like Jack. 612 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:47,120 Oh, Jack, are you the hottest comic down in Alabama? 613 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:48,880 I mean, I like that. 614 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:53,880 I should make you guys watch it, but she answered JJ. 615 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,400 I knew it. 616 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:56,240 Told you. 617 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:59,560 You say, you know me, man. 618 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:02,480 Girls are into me because they think I like boys. 619 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:07,480 So they're like, yeah, you'll never pursue that. 620 00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:09,720 She did go on to say though, 621 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:11,560 that Maddie's even hotter than you are. 622 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:13,240 So much respect to you, girl. 623 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:14,520 Fair, fair. 624 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:17,320 I don't think her brother would agree with that statement. 625 00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:19,520 I hope not. 626 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:24,520 I mean, we're in Alabama, but damn. 627 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:28,320 What was that? 628 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,720 Brandon, what'd you do this weekend? 629 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:35,360 Oh man, I went to Gatlinburg for the first time. 630 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:36,200 Damn, dude. 631 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:37,040 What'd you get up to? 632 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:38,240 With my family, huh? 633 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:39,080 What'd you get up to out there, man? 634 00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:43,000 Oh man, I went to Ripley's Believe It or Not. 635 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,920 I went to a crime museum where I got, 636 00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:46,200 it looked like I got arrested. 637 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:49,760 Even took a mug shot for my first time. 638 00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:50,600 Yep, yep. 639 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,080 Then I went on a Ferris wheel. 640 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:53,160 I was scared of that. 641 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,000 I went to. 642 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:56,040 That is a scary one. 643 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:59,760 Yeah, but I like the first step to that skydiving stuff. 644 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,280 I don't know, not guaranteed. 645 00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:05,040 Then after that, I went to Bubba Gump's, 646 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,400 ate some Bubba Gump's shrimp. 647 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,240 Okay. 648 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:08,440 They have one in Gatlinburg? 649 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:09,800 Yeah, oh yeah. 650 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:10,920 I hate that restaurant. 651 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:11,760 Really? 652 00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:12,920 Really? 653 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:15,440 And then they kept saying, Bear, so they're like, 654 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,240 we want you to see a bear. 655 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:18,080 Or my girl's like, you know what? 656 00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:18,900 What? 657 00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:19,740 We should see a bear. 658 00:21:19,740 --> 00:21:20,760 I'm like, oh, that's okay. 659 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:23,080 And then she just drove, so she went past Gatlinburg, 660 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:24,920 kept going in the mountains. 661 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:26,840 And then it's like, I started breathing hard 662 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:28,360 because I've never been to woods. 663 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:29,200 She kept getting dark. 664 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,040 I'm just like. 665 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:33,480 This sounds like the start of a bad horror movie. 666 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:34,320 Yeah. 667 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:35,160 You go, all right, you want to turn around? 668 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,840 I'm like, nah man, just keep driving. 669 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:37,680 You gotta do this, you gotta do this. 670 00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:39,080 Now I look at the thing. 671 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,280 It said 50 minutes. 672 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:42,720 I'm like, bro, the cabin's only like 10 minutes away. 673 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:43,960 Why are you going 50? 674 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:44,880 It's about to be dark. 675 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:46,240 It's like seven o'clock. 676 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,440 About to be near eight o'clock. 677 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,800 And I'm just nervous. 678 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,480 And then she goes, keep going. 679 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:51,320 And it's getting darker. 680 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:54,000 And then there's two cars and a bear popped up. 681 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,960 And me, I was texting my mom at the time. 682 00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:57,880 I was like, yo, check my location. 683 00:21:57,880 --> 00:21:59,080 Shit go down. 684 00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:00,760 Because I can't handle it. 685 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:01,640 And I'm scared. 686 00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:02,720 And then she's like, I could just turn around. 687 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:03,960 I'm like, no, just keep going. 688 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:05,080 You want to keep going, keep going. 689 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:05,920 It's okay. 690 00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:06,740 It's okay. 691 00:22:06,740 --> 00:22:08,200 And then my mom's like, man, see, I told you. 692 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,360 You've grown and old and shit. 693 00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:11,320 You want to do all this white shit? 694 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:12,160 Go for it. 695 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:13,000 Do it. 696 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:13,840 Do it. 697 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:15,320 So then we keep going. 698 00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:16,680 And it's getting darker. 699 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:17,520 And then she keeps going. 700 00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:18,800 Man, dude, it was so bad. 701 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,760 The trees even started making it dark. 702 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:22,880 And we went like, it was almost, 703 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:24,560 we were at the 10 minute mark. 704 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,520 And then she starts me like, wait, I'm supposed to turn. 705 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:28,560 Oh, I can't, I got to turn around now. 706 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:30,560 So then we got to go another 40 minutes. 707 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:32,440 And then the signal turned off, man. 708 00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:33,680 I'm just breathing even more. 709 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:34,520 I'm like. 710 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,000 Were you sweating? 711 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:36,840 Yes. 712 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:37,680 I was like. 713 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:38,520 You're sweating right now. 714 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:42,680 I was like, man, I knew we shouldn't have done this shit. 715 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:44,200 Man, now we're going to see a bear for real. 716 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:45,240 What you going to do if it's in the middle? 717 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:46,720 Like I was so. 718 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:48,240 Man, I had so many different emotions. 719 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:51,120 Then I saw a bear and we scared each other at the same time. 720 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,080 You and the bear? 721 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:52,920 Are you and the thing? 722 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:54,760 No, we drove and it was. 723 00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:56,600 Yeah, we saw the bear mom back there too. 724 00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:57,840 We all saw the bear. 725 00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:58,680 And I looked at it. 726 00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:00,800 He looked at me and just jumped up in the tree. 727 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,080 And that was all I saw. 728 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:04,920 And man, dude, that was terrifying. 729 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:09,240 My question is, what did you think your mom was going to do 730 00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:12,800 from Huntsville if your location did some. 731 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:15,040 Well, at least she saw the last spot I was at. 732 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:15,880 I don't know. 733 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:16,720 There we go. 734 00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:20,080 Then the park ranger could be like, all right. 735 00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:22,360 We got 100 meters, we got to go. 736 00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:23,920 Dude, your mom should have came with you. 737 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:25,320 She keeps that thing on her. 738 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:26,160 Yeah, that thing. 739 00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:27,560 Yeah, that thing of things. 740 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,160 Y'all would have had a new rug, man. 741 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:31,840 Yes, you would have had a new rug. 742 00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:34,320 You would have had a new legal rug. 743 00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:36,000 But I like black bears, man. 744 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:36,840 I really do. 745 00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:37,680 You do? 746 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:38,520 I fuck with them. 747 00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:39,360 I fuck with them. 748 00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:41,600 I feel you on that one. 749 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:43,200 I fuck with them, but I just don't fuck them. 750 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,680 I want to see them, but I didn't want to see them. 751 00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:46,800 I even got moonshine. 752 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:47,720 I got a lot of moonshine. 753 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:49,360 I got this original one, because they were like, 754 00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:50,960 this is like the ones they had back in the day. 755 00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:51,800 Take a slip. 756 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:53,880 Like Red Dead Redemption. 757 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:55,440 Just like it. 758 00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:56,440 That's exactly what they had. 759 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:58,720 Because that's the historical reference point, 760 00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:00,240 is Red Dead Redemption. 761 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:01,640 Just like in Red Dead Redemption. 762 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:04,080 Then I got some Tutti Frutti. 763 00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:05,320 They had that one, too. 764 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:06,200 That was even better. 765 00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:06,760 It was good. 766 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:07,600 It's nice and fruity. 767 00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:08,400 I like that. 768 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:12,640 And then after that, we had moonshine pickles, 769 00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,000 infused pickles with moonshine. 770 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:14,640 Oh, yeah, yeah. 771 00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:15,280 Those are good. 772 00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:15,760 Oh, yeah. 773 00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:16,600 I should have brought that. 774 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:17,440 I almost brought that. 775 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:17,960 I almost brought that. 776 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:18,800 You bought those, too? 777 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:19,480 Yeah. 778 00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:22,320 And then I got strawberry lemonade whiskey. 779 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:22,960 Good. 780 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:23,840 Bottles almost gone. 781 00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:25,080 It was tasty. 782 00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:25,680 OK. 783 00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:26,200 It was tasty. 784 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,320 Strawberry lemonade whiskey. 785 00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:27,920 Oh, yeah. 786 00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:28,840 It was really good. 787 00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:29,360 Refreshing. 788 00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:29,840 I almost brought that. 789 00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:30,680 I almost. 790 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:32,120 Well, you should have, because that's disgusting. 791 00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:33,560 Yeah. 792 00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:35,320 I thought y'all wasn't a challenge. 793 00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:36,560 That's why I thought y'all wasn't a challenge. 794 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,280 I got a whole bunch of other ones. 795 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:40,320 And you drink that like it's nothing. 796 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:41,960 It's fancy. 797 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:43,800 I mean, it burned me. 798 00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:44,680 It burned me going down. 799 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:45,960 Jack, how did it feel for you? 800 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:46,800 It was nasty. 801 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,480 We both said no to a second cup. 802 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:49,680 And you're just over there like, what? 803 00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:51,040 It might be a family curse, man. 804 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:53,800 I don't know where this came from. 805 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:57,160 The tolerance is weird. 806 00:24:57,160 --> 00:25:01,080 Tastes like a messed up soda. 807 00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:02,120 No, it doesn't. 808 00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:03,840 It doesn't have any fizz to it whatsoever. 809 00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:05,120 But it's not citrus based, though. 810 00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:06,200 No, not at all. 811 00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:06,960 Or cola based. 812 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:08,080 It's just like what? 813 00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:08,920 Grain based? 814 00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:09,760 What did he mean? 815 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:10,280 Corn based. 816 00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:11,000 It's more corn. 817 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:11,480 Corn. 818 00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:12,160 Yeah, yeah. 819 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:13,160 Corn syrup. 820 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:14,760 And he got the corn logo right there. 821 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:15,800 And Ken, what'd you say? 822 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,760 You said you had somebody who made maize. 823 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:19,240 Mead. 824 00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:19,880 Mead. 825 00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:21,040 Maize is corn. 826 00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:23,440 Maize is corn. 827 00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:25,480 I bet Mead won a weight. 828 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:30,440 But he's making big batches at this point. 829 00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:35,840 He told me that he just started two five gallon batches 830 00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:36,360 or whatever. 831 00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:37,840 And he's got like 90 bottles. 832 00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:38,360 Damn. 833 00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:39,640 That he's aging. 834 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:41,120 What exactly is Mead? 835 00:25:41,120 --> 00:25:43,760 It's honey based wine. 836 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:47,160 And it's high, high ABV. 837 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:50,320 So it's like probably 18%, 19% ABV. 838 00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:50,960 Oh, jeez. 839 00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:52,000 Yeah. 840 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,000 So it'll fuck you up. 841 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,520 But people seem to really like the way it tastes. 842 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:57,960 We'll get white girl wasted off the Mead. 843 00:25:57,960 --> 00:25:59,880 We'll get some big turkey legs to eat. 844 00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:00,560 Hell yeah. 845 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:01,080 Oh, dude. 846 00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:02,120 Hell yeah. 847 00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:03,360 That'd be tight, dude. 848 00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:03,880 Oh, man. 849 00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:05,080 I forgot they had whiskey. 850 00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:06,040 I mean, not whiskey. 851 00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:07,200 Jerky, too. 852 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,000 Dude, I bought some shark jerky. 853 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:09,640 Shark? 854 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:10,640 Shut up. 855 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:11,200 Oh, man, dude. 856 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:11,760 How is that? 857 00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:12,880 It stank the whole. 858 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:13,880 Not bad. 859 00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:15,960 It smelled like somebody that washed themselves. 860 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:16,920 You know what I mean? 861 00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:18,280 No, I know exactly what you're talking about. 862 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:19,240 It's you know, like that. 863 00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:20,520 And then when you eat it. 864 00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:21,920 I mean, everybody hates it, but it's me. 865 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:22,840 It tastes like crap. 866 00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:24,480 It's supposed to make your dick big. 867 00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:25,200 Really? 868 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:26,200 And I'll eat the whole bag. 869 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,160 What'd you say? 870 00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:28,680 Oh, yeah. 871 00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:30,120 That's what they make your dick big. 872 00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:31,240 It's supposed to make your dick big. 873 00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:32,280 Rhino horn. 874 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:34,280 I've had shark steak before. 875 00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:35,120 That's good. 876 00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:36,120 I want to try that. 877 00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:37,080 What does it taste like? 878 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:38,880 It's similar to swordfish. 879 00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:41,360 It's kind of a thick cut. 880 00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:42,080 That doesn't help. 881 00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:42,680 Swordfish? 882 00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:43,680 Who the fuck thinks swordfish? 883 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:44,880 I'm getting into that. 884 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:47,320 It's like white fish, basically. 885 00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:47,960 OK, OK. 886 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:48,960 And it's thick. 887 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:50,200 And it tastes really good. 888 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,520 It's not fishy at all. 889 00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:54,560 Apparently, when they dry it out, that's different. 890 00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:55,920 It was good. 891 00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:56,720 But it was good, though. 892 00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:58,960 Oh, to me, everybody else hated it. 893 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:00,920 Everybody was like, it's so nasty. 894 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,520 I thought it tastes like crabs. 895 00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:04,040 So I fuck with it. 896 00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,120 The hell is Brandon's gut biome? 897 00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:09,160 He's drinking moonshine, eating shark jerky and shit, 898 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:09,960 hunting bears. 899 00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:11,000 I even had elk and ostrich. 900 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,800 This is Joe Rogan. 901 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:14,120 I even had elk. 902 00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:14,560 What was it? 903 00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:17,360 An elk, jerky, and a ostrich? 904 00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:18,040 No, alligator. 905 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:19,000 I skipped the ostrich. 906 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,080 No, alligator. 907 00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,640 That's where you draw alligator. 908 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,040 Alligator, I don't know how the jerky is, 909 00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:25,720 but the little nuggets, like alligator nuggets. 910 00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:27,440 Yeah, fried alligator bites. 911 00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:29,160 Now, they're done right, because sometimes they 912 00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:30,400 could be overcooked. 913 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:30,920 Same. 914 00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:31,440 Yeah, shit. 915 00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:32,000 It gets too dry. 916 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,080 It's gross. 917 00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:34,040 You ever had them? 918 00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:36,560 You like crawfish tails that way? 919 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:39,000 You know, I like crawfish without fry. 920 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,160 Have you ever had it fried? 921 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:40,840 Yeah, I've had it fried. 922 00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:41,640 Fried crawfish tails. 923 00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:42,920 I mean, they're good. 924 00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:46,000 But I like that, like, etoufei crawfish, etoufei. 925 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:46,480 Yeah. 926 00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:47,120 Oh, man. 927 00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:47,920 Etoubroutei. 928 00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:54,200 Etou etou etoufei. 929 00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:55,640 He's about to look at etoubroutei. 930 00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:57,600 He's like, what am I eating? 931 00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:00,760 Ha ha ha! 932 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:02,840 Etou crawfish. 933 00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:04,040 You know what? 934 00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,280 I was about to say, his methods might be questionable, 935 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:07,880 but the results speak for themselves. 936 00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:09,840 But it does have a one star review. 937 00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:12,000 No, go to the second picture. 938 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:12,840 Yeah, that one. 939 00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:13,960 Crawfish, etoufei. 940 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:15,000 That's good eating, boys. 941 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,440 You can't eat it, JJ, because you're a Gen Zer. 942 00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:18,320 I don't. 943 00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:19,760 Yeah, allergic to everything. 944 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:21,520 I'm very traditional, dude. 945 00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:27,040 This is an unclean animal that I will not soil my body with. 946 00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:29,160 That's why you have all that leakage. 947 00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:32,720 Can we talk about the things you do soil your body with? 948 00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:34,800 Because I'm like, yeah. 949 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:38,400 I've been trying to get myself addicted to zen. 950 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:39,120 It hasn't worked. 951 00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:40,360 I throw up every time. 952 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:43,280 He texts me, he's like, dude, these zens got me feeling sick. 953 00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:44,960 I'm like, why are you doing it? 954 00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:47,480 You're not even addicted to decadene at all. 955 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:49,080 I've never vaped. 956 00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:50,200 I don't like decadene. 957 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:51,720 I want to be addicted to something. 958 00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:53,880 I'm trying my hardest. 959 00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:55,880 Maybe one day, man. 960 00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:57,280 Thank you, dude. 961 00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:58,760 We'll get you some help. 962 00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:00,320 You're so encouraging. 963 00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:01,440 Keep going, JJ. 964 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:02,040 We'll get you. 965 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,720 They just throw in some zens and better flavors, bro. 966 00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:06,160 They got a whole bunch of flavors. 967 00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:07,840 Wintergreen is the best, I think. 968 00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:12,200 Do you know that they make pouches of coffee grounds 969 00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,920 for people that are trying to get off of nicotine? 970 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:15,520 Really? 971 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:16,560 Yeah, different flavors. 972 00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:16,960 I don't like them. 973 00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:17,640 They call them grinds. 974 00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:18,600 Grinds, yeah. 975 00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:20,520 I had a cinnamon roll one. 976 00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:21,360 That shit was not. 977 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,000 I didn't like it, man. 978 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,360 It tastes like artificial sweetener is the problem. 979 00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:29,680 For me, it was overwhelmingly just coffee. 980 00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:31,560 I like fruity flavors. 981 00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:32,240 You know me. 982 00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:33,080 Me too. 983 00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:37,240 I like more of a citrus base. 984 00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:40,280 Is somebody taking a tally of how many times 985 00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:41,680 he says citrus base? 986 00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:42,680 In the red 40s. 987 00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:44,240 Am I missing something? 988 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:47,160 Tell them the citrus base. 989 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:51,200 So somebody, we always drink diet sodis all the time. 990 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,760 When we're over here, we're pounding the diet sodis. 991 00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:57,440 And Brandon went to go get diet sodis on the way here. 992 00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:59,840 And he was like, what should I get? 993 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:03,440 And I was like, get one citrus base, one cola base, 994 00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:05,880 and just make him be diet. 995 00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:07,560 And what did he bring? 996 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:09,560 He met the requirements. 997 00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:10,960 What was the citrus base one? 998 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:11,600 Mountain Dew. 999 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:12,200 Mountain Dew, yeah. 1000 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:13,320 Zero calorie Mountain Dew. 1001 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:14,920 And then Dr. Pepper. 1002 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:17,000 Should have been Pepsi, but I didn't know if you all 1003 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,040 were down for that. 1004 00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:20,240 Pepsi is very polarizing. 1005 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,480 Either way, you met the requirements, like you said. 1006 00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:24,120 Pepsi did sell to the Soviets. 1007 00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:24,800 And you know. 1008 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,240 Pepsi is very polarizing people. 1009 00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:27,720 Is that why Pepsi is polarizing? 1010 00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:29,880 You guys should do one of those things. 1011 00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:32,160 You've seen them probably on reels or whatever, 1012 00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:34,920 where they have the secluded box and all 1013 00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:36,240 the different things to drink. 1014 00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:37,640 And people have to identify and see 1015 00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:39,640 if you can tell the difference between the different things. 1016 00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:40,520 I can tell you, honey. 1017 00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:41,960 I could smell it and tell you. 1018 00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:42,680 With what? 1019 00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:43,240 With what? 1020 00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:43,880 Soda. 1021 00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:44,360 All soda. 1022 00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:44,880 Diet soda. 1023 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:46,920 I could smell it or taste it and tell you 1024 00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:48,160 the exact difference. 1025 00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:48,960 You write it down? 1026 00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:50,480 Yeah, I'll try. 1027 00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:51,120 100%. 1028 00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:53,320 Energy drinks, it's over, bro. 1029 00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:55,160 Yeah, I would fail at energy drinks. 1030 00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:57,280 I don't know about that. 1031 00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:59,800 I'll tell you the batch number. 1032 00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:01,200 I'll tell you when it was made. 1033 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:03,240 How much are you willing to wager on that? 1034 00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:06,560 I'll put, if you put like, now if you go and buy 1035 00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:08,960 some exotic soda, obviously I'm not going to know what it is. 1036 00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:11,480 I'm talking about mainstream stuff 1037 00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:12,880 I could buy in the 7-Eleven. 1038 00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:17,040 If you put Coke, Diet Coke, and Coke Zero all in the three, 1039 00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:18,360 I can tell you the difference. 1040 00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:18,880 So could I. 1041 00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:20,000 I think I can do that one. 1042 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:23,280 You'd put Pepsi, Pepsi Zero, Diet Pepsi. 1043 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:27,240 OK, so if you do Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Coke, 1044 00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:28,320 and Diet Coke. 1045 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:29,000 I can tell you the difference. 1046 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:29,360 100%. 1047 00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:30,000 I could do that. 1048 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:30,520 That's easy. 1049 00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:34,320 So what do we need in there to throw it off? 1050 00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:38,040 I'm thinking if you're strictly Diet Soda or whatever, 1051 00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:41,440 then essentially every version of a dark soda, 1052 00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:43,920 because the citrus based ones would 1053 00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:46,320 be very easy to detect, right? 1054 00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:49,040 But you could have Diet Pepsi, Diet Coke, 1055 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:54,160 but then go to Diet Rite or Diet RC kind of things. 1056 00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:55,200 I could go deep in my head. 1057 00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:56,120 You know what I mean? 1058 00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:58,800 Like you would have to put something in there besides 1059 00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:00,120 versions of Coke and Pepsi. 1060 00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:02,280 Yeah, and like Diet Dr. Pepper. 1061 00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:03,280 Throw that in there. 1062 00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:04,720 That could throw you off a little bit. 1063 00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:05,480 No. 1064 00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:06,800 No, that one's pretty easy. 1065 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,560 But in the really? 1066 00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:12,120 Oh yeah, Dr. Pepper's got such a unique flavor. 1067 00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:13,200 23 herbs and spices. 1068 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:16,720 Somebody else picked it, because I'm picking the easy. 1069 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:21,000 He's drinking KFC over there. 1070 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,400 Hell yeah, we did that. 1071 00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:24,960 Kim's always had us drinking breast milk today, 1072 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:27,680 which surprisingly is actually good. 1073 00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:28,920 Yeah, it didn't taste bad. 1074 00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:29,760 Right? 1075 00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:32,520 Dom wants a whole bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. 1076 00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:34,560 I would definitely eat a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch 1077 00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:35,400 with that as the milk. 1078 00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:36,400 I hate you. 1079 00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:37,200 Really? 1080 00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:38,040 It's not bad. 1081 00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:38,840 It's not bad at all. 1082 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:40,800 Alex, you were so afraid going into that. 1083 00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:41,520 I just die. 1084 00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:42,240 I mean, I've had it. 1085 00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:43,040 I just had it before. 1086 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:43,800 It's just the idea. 1087 00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:45,040 What do you mean you had it before? 1088 00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:45,760 I've had it before. 1089 00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:46,800 Not that bad. 1090 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:48,360 From your mom? 1091 00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:49,920 Like from your mom or from an? 1092 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:50,760 This is a good batch. 1093 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:52,120 It was from October 1st. 1094 00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:54,840 That's right. 1095 00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:55,680 That's crazy. 1096 00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:59,000 So I need to know more about how you've had it before. 1097 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,800 He's had it sexually before. 1098 00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:01,120 For real? 1099 00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:02,320 Sexually, he's had it. 1100 00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:03,800 I've been trying to remember it. 1101 00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:06,800 So Alex said he's had breast milk sexually. 1102 00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:07,280 Sexually. 1103 00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:11,040 There you go, man. 1104 00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,120 Fucking hell yeah. 1105 00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:14,160 Respect gank. 1106 00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:18,640 What the fuck? 1107 00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:19,440 Doesn't take much. 1108 00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:25,840 So he has had it sexually, consensually, willingly. 1109 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:28,640 But then here's this innocent thing we want him to do, 1110 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,000 and he's about to throw up. 1111 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:30,800 What the hell? 1112 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,520 Just the idea of it. 1113 00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:33,480 It's funny. 1114 00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:36,480 You don't want it to get sprung on you. 1115 00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:43,280 It's like when Bobby Lee stuck a Snickers up his ass. 1116 00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:44,960 I think that's a tad bit different. 1117 00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:47,520 Yeah, I was like, I'm not making the connection. 1118 00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:48,920 Nothing's going on. 1119 00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:51,320 It's not even getting to say that at all. 1120 00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:54,360 One of those things involves penetration. 1121 00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:56,360 And once you go that far. 1122 00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:58,920 And the other one is a sip. 1123 00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:00,040 He really did that? 1124 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:01,720 Yeah. 1125 00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:03,360 And he has anal leakage too. 1126 00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:05,680 You can't be going around sticking stuff up your ass 1127 00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:07,160 in front of people if you got anal leakage. 1128 00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:08,080 Did he freeze it? 1129 00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:10,720 But which came first? 1130 00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:12,200 He froze it for real. 1131 00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:14,720 You have to freeze it. 1132 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:16,880 Does that make it better? 1133 00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:24,120 I'd rather eat a Snickers out of the fridge. 1134 00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:27,200 So I'd rather have it cold if it's going there too, I'm sure. 1135 00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:28,640 And it keeps the structure alive. 1136 00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:32,120 I'll give you one of the ones I keep in the gas station freezer. 1137 00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:33,120 Tell them what you do. 1138 00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:36,040 I go to the gas station in the morning to buy an energy drink, 1139 00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,280 put a candy bar at the bottom of the ice cream freezer, 1140 00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:40,080 come back that afternoon and get it. 1141 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:41,280 That a boy. 1142 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,160 What kind of candy bar? 1143 00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:44,200 I like Reese's. 1144 00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:46,160 I mean, it's not technically a candy bar. 1145 00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:48,920 But Reese's frozen are great. 1146 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:52,200 Snickers frozen are good too, but they'll break your teeth. 1147 00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:54,840 You know the Snickers candy bar. 1148 00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:56,440 That's when I started doing candy. 1149 00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:57,720 You like those? 1150 00:34:57,720 --> 00:34:58,600 It's good stuff. 1151 00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,320 That's my shit right there. 1152 00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:01,320 I got to talk about this. 1153 00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:02,960 What happened? 1154 00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:08,480 Two days ago, I went to my dad's house to go see my brother. 1155 00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:10,000 And I pull into his driveway. 1156 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:10,760 I'm sitting there. 1157 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,960 I'm looking at something somebody sent me on Instagram. 1158 00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:16,200 And then all of a sudden, my car gets rocked. 1159 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:19,400 My dad drove into my car. 1160 00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:23,720 And I look, and he drives away. 1161 00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:24,640 Your father? 1162 00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:26,360 I get a call. 1163 00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:29,360 He's like, hey, Junior, your car OK? 1164 00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,560 I'm trying to get to work. 1165 00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:33,680 And then I'm like, dude, what? 1166 00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:34,680 Yeah, my car is fine. 1167 00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:35,560 His car is fine. 1168 00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:38,880 It wasn't like a bad, bad impact. 1169 00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:41,200 My dad hit and ran me. 1170 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:45,000 And then I go inside. 1171 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,480 I talk to my brother. 1172 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:47,600 I stay there for a while. 1173 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:49,960 And then my dad comes home. 1174 00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:53,960 He walks in the door, lights up a cigarette in the kitchen. 1175 00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:57,880 And this is the first words that come out of his mouth. 1176 00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:00,040 I fucking hate Scrappy Doo. 1177 00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:03,080 I fucking hate that shit. 1178 00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:04,560 Scrappy Doo's? 1179 00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:05,560 Or Scrappy Doo? 1180 00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:06,320 Scrappy Doo. 1181 00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:06,800 Scrappy Doo. 1182 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:07,280 Scrappy Doo. 1183 00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:08,280 Oh, shit. 1184 00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:11,080 He's like, I fucking hate that shit. 1185 00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:11,800 Yeah. 1186 00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:12,560 What? 1187 00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:13,760 What the fuck? 1188 00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:15,800 He was at work the whole time. 1189 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:19,040 And he doesn't work at a place where I will play Scrappy Doo. 1190 00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:21,520 How did Scrappy Doo come to the forefront of his brain? 1191 00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:25,280 I mean, look at that fucking piece of shit, dude. 1192 00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,760 I hate him too, bro. 1193 00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:30,160 He bears a striking resemblance to a comedian 1194 00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:31,440 I'm not very fond of. 1195 00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:32,560 Oh, my god. 1196 00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:34,600 Don't even say it. 1197 00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:36,120 We have a lost episode. 1198 00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:38,000 It's not known about Ian Huntsville, see? 1199 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,480 We have a lost episode. 1200 00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:45,800 He, we can't air it because it's a bit to his frustration. 1201 00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:46,680 It was bad. 1202 00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:47,600 I was in a dark place. 1203 00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:48,600 I don't think he had. 1204 00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:50,400 You think he does? 1205 00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:51,920 He looks like Scrappy Doo. 1206 00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:52,760 Hey, just bleep it out. 1207 00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:53,680 Just bleep it out. 1208 00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:54,680 Yeah, I was about to say. 1209 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:55,160 Uh. 1210 00:36:55,160 --> 00:37:04,040 I fucking hate that guy. 1211 00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:06,240 I can't stand that guy. 1212 00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:08,320 I fucking hate him. 1213 00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:09,160 Don't get him started. 1214 00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:10,000 Get him on the belly. 1215 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,840 Yeah, the one thing he's going. 1216 00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:14,840 I don't like him, bro. 1217 00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:15,360 It's funny. 1218 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:18,440 It's all a fun and games until I get to that place. 1219 00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:19,880 And I'm just like, fuck. 1220 00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:22,760 We can't lose this episode now. 1221 00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:26,440 I just need to know why he hates him so much. 1222 00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:29,360 I mean, take your pick. 1223 00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:30,840 There's a myriad of reasons. 1224 00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:32,280 He doesn't have a real reason. 1225 00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:33,240 He just hates him. 1226 00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:34,120 Oh, no, no, no. 1227 00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:35,160 No, no, it's a JTG. 1228 00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:38,360 He's a very legitimate thing. 1229 00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:40,160 Can we move on to the next topic? 1230 00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:40,720 I got you. 1231 00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:42,720 Brandon, what else are you doing Gatlin Bergman? 1232 00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:45,520 I got you. 1233 00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:47,000 I got you. 1234 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:47,520 What? 1235 00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:48,000 Let's change it. 1236 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:48,760 Something different. 1237 00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:51,760 Oh, my god. 1238 00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:52,680 Shark tail? 1239 00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:55,640 Yeah, it's not scrappy. 1240 00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:58,080 I thought you were going back to your jerky or something. 1241 00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:00,080 Oh, well, I mean, I did eat sharks. 1242 00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:02,920 So what is the problem? 1243 00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:04,080 Why were you late today? 1244 00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:05,400 Three hours late to. 1245 00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:06,160 Oh, you know me. 1246 00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:08,240 I'm a man of the Lord. 1247 00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:11,280 I was in the I was I was watching a good friend of mine 1248 00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:12,400 get get dunked. 1249 00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:13,720 That's good. 1250 00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:14,480 That's good. 1251 00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:15,960 Amen. 1252 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,280 And the podcast. 1253 00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:20,360 It was and it was it was wild, man. 1254 00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:23,000 That was my first time ever going to a mega church. 1255 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,280 And it's a it's a whole other vibe, bro. 1256 00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:26,480 What happens in a mega church? 1257 00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:28,720 Dude, what does it mean? 1258 00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:31,440 There's a lot to unpack with that. 1259 00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:34,680 It's like I grew up going to like a small church 1260 00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:36,640 in the country with my grandma. 1261 00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:39,360 I'm talking about like 50 or less people. 1262 00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:40,640 And that's a good day. 1263 00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:43,760 You know, this place was massive, bro. 1264 00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:47,440 It looks like the Avengers headquarters, bro. 1265 00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:49,880 It feels like you're going to an event. 1266 00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:53,800 It doesn't really it doesn't feel like church to me. 1267 00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:55,080 It didn't feel that way. 1268 00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:56,720 But it was a good service and everything. 1269 00:38:56,720 --> 00:38:57,320 Don't get me wrong. 1270 00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:59,760 It's just I'm not used to that environment. 1271 00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:03,760 And they do like baptisms after every service in the lobby. 1272 00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:04,520 OK. 1273 00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:10,200 They do two or three services every Sunday in the morning. 1274 00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:13,920 And like after everyone, there's like and it's like not like 1275 00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:16,400 the auditorium, there's more people getting baptized 1276 00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,160 and come to open mics. 1277 00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:19,000 Yeah. 1278 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:23,280 And the sanctuary, the auditorium holds thousands, 1279 00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:24,320 like 3,000 people. 1280 00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:25,280 It's massive. 1281 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,840 And it was probably just as many people there 1282 00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:30,200 than there was at the Three Six Mafia concert. 1283 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:31,880 I'm not even joking, bro. 1284 00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:34,040 Like it's a lot of people. 1285 00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:36,360 And JJ, didn't you say like that's a satellite. 1286 00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:38,840 So you're watching it close circuit. 1287 00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:42,520 They have like over 25 locations. 1288 00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:47,080 And they started in like a high school. 1289 00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:48,360 In Birmingham, I think. 1290 00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:49,120 Mountain bro. 1291 00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:50,160 Yeah. 1292 00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:51,960 And then now they have all these things. 1293 00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:53,840 And that didn't happen. 1294 00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:57,480 I don't know what's that's the that's the Ringling Brothers. 1295 00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:00,920 And they're not allowed to do that anymore. 1296 00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:02,440 Why the fuck do they got a camera? 1297 00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:04,840 Dude, they had a camera meat too at the jerking place. 1298 00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:06,640 Just kidding. 1299 00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:08,640 It all comes full circle, doesn't it? 1300 00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:09,160 Yeah. 1301 00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:15,800 Yeah, man. 1302 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:16,560 It's wild. 1303 00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:18,280 They got, they. 1304 00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:19,040 Was it him? 1305 00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:19,640 Was he there? 1306 00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:20,280 No. 1307 00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:21,160 Not Joel Osteen. 1308 00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:22,160 That was not Joel Osteen. 1309 00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:23,600 Look up Church of the Highlands. 1310 00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:24,880 And they'll have pictures. 1311 00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:27,520 The Sistine Chapel. 1312 00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:29,760 A huge mural. 1313 00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:31,200 It's not as big as Joel Osteen. 1314 00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:34,640 But that's just like you said, one of 26 campuses. 1315 00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:35,760 That one right there. 1316 00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:36,720 Well, that's the middle. 1317 00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:37,560 That's the Huntsville. 1318 00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:38,440 Yes, that one. 1319 00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:39,120 Right here? 1320 00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:39,640 No. 1321 00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:43,240 No, that wasn't the one I was at. 1322 00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:43,760 Is it that one? 1323 00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:45,080 They have like the stadium. 1324 00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:46,400 I think it's that third one. 1325 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:47,080 Oh, right here? 1326 00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:48,280 Is that it? 1327 00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:49,000 It looks similar. 1328 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:49,960 That says Huntsville. 1329 00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:51,200 Oh, it says Huntsville, yeah. 1330 00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:52,120 You were in that. 1331 00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:52,960 That place is huge. 1332 00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:53,760 So if you want to go get it. 1333 00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:54,800 I think that is the one. 1334 00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:55,760 I went to the one. 1335 00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:56,240 I would try. 1336 00:40:56,240 --> 00:40:57,560 That's a bio lab or something. 1337 00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:59,480 Because I think technically that's Huntsville. 1338 00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:01,000 Even though to us it's Madison. 1339 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,520 But like you walk in, dude. 1340 00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:04,080 And it's like. 1341 00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:06,040 Type in Madison after it to see what comes up. 1342 00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:06,840 It's crazy. 1343 00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:08,720 I mean, everybody was super nice and everything. 1344 00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:10,680 I just am not used to that. 1345 00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:13,400 Especially with there not being like a physical person 1346 00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:14,200 on the stage. 1347 00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:15,320 Yeah, you said it was. 1348 00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:17,120 It was like they pre-record. 1349 00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:18,160 I think they pre-record. 1350 00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:19,360 I don't think it's live. 1351 00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:22,520 But like they pre-record it at one of the churches 1352 00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:26,160 where like the main head pastor is. 1353 00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:27,960 And he gives the sermon. 1354 00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:29,080 But I was asking people. 1355 00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:30,320 And they said like, is it different? 1356 00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:31,600 It's not always that guy. 1357 00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:32,360 Yeah, I was going to say, do they 1358 00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:33,840 have different ones for all three services? 1359 00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:34,560 Probably, right? 1360 00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:39,840 Brandon, click on visit under the big picture on the right. 1361 00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:41,880 The big picture on the right. 1362 00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:44,560 Yeah, click visit up the top. 1363 00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:46,040 Yep, click that. 1364 00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:50,040 I'm trying to pull up a damn. 1365 00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:51,480 Damn, those are locations. 1366 00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:55,920 Yeah, look, Sunday's at 8, 9 45, and 11 30. 1367 00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:58,720 But I was trying to find pictures of the inside. 1368 00:41:58,720 --> 00:42:00,520 See how much different black churches are, 1369 00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:02,240 because that would have been 8 to 11 30 1370 00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:03,360 would have been one service. 1371 00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:05,040 Click locations at the top. 1372 00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:07,360 All right. 1373 00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,320 Well, let me see what number two is. 1374 00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:10,840 Maybe that's it. 1375 00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:14,120 It was also wild to me, because I walked in there. 1376 00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:17,680 And I found Blake and like this sea of people. 1377 00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:20,960 And I'm like, dang, dude, where's the Starbucks at? 1378 00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:24,000 And he's like, it's right over there. 1379 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,960 They had a cafe inside the church. 1380 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:26,480 Hell yeah. 1381 00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:27,720 Which is wild. 1382 00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:28,280 That is wild. 1383 00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:30,680 I've never even thought that was a thing. 1384 00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:32,360 Like I never even would have imagined. 1385 00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:34,720 It'd be like on special occasions they would cook and shit. 1386 00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:38,240 I think all proceeds go to the church, obviously. 1387 00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:41,800 I don't think people just volunteer, but like, I don't know. 1388 00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:42,360 Here we go. 1389 00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:43,960 It's wild. 1390 00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:45,400 See where the M's are at. 1391 00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:46,440 There we go. 1392 00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:46,940 Yeah. 1393 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:50,160 Let's throw it in. 1394 00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:52,520 Yeah, see if there's any pictures of the inside. 1395 00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:53,560 All right, there he is. 1396 00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:55,440 Oh yeah, that's the guy baptized. 1397 00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:58,240 Looks like a good dude, man. 1398 00:42:58,240 --> 00:43:00,000 Blake said he had strong hands. 1399 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:00,800 Yeah, strong hands. 1400 00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:02,840 You need that for the baptism. 1401 00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:04,520 Yeah, I respect that. 1402 00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:08,160 And they got a warm water. 1403 00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,680 I did not get warm water. 1404 00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:12,040 When I got baptized, I didn't know 1405 00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:14,160 I was supposed to put my feet under that metal bar. 1406 00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:15,200 So I just flew up. 1407 00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:16,920 I just did a backflip, basically. 1408 00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:17,420 Yeah. 1409 00:43:17,420 --> 00:43:18,920 You know what I mean? 1410 00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:20,720 You're going to come to my house. 1411 00:43:20,720 --> 00:43:22,760 Did you go down swinging? 1412 00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:23,720 Y'all are not baptized? 1413 00:43:23,720 --> 00:43:26,000 When Blake came out, he did like. 1414 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,120 You never been baptized? 1415 00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:27,960 No, I need to, man. 1416 00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:29,200 There's a lake right out there. 1417 00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:30,960 That's where my mom baptized us in the lake. 1418 00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:32,120 She took a whole bunch of us out there. 1419 00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:33,480 All it takes is a body of water. 1420 00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:34,480 A long white gown. 1421 00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:35,960 We may have grew up in a cult. 1422 00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:38,840 But she took us out to the lake. 1423 00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:40,560 And then everybody was getting baptized. 1424 00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:41,880 And me and my friends were like, haha. 1425 00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:43,240 She was like, no, you got to get baptized too. 1426 00:43:43,240 --> 00:43:44,400 I'm like, shit. 1427 00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:46,400 And we went out there in a dirty lake. 1428 00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:49,120 And Jesus cleansed us of all of our sins. 1429 00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:51,120 And if you want that to happen to you, 1430 00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:54,680 go to Highlands in Madison. 1431 00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:56,400 Yeah, to get the church of the Highlands. 1432 00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:57,560 Everybody was nice to me. 1433 00:43:57,560 --> 00:43:59,720 I'll be there. 1434 00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:01,960 Brandon, can we film it? 1435 00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:04,600 OK, so I just got to put this out here 1436 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:08,160 before anybody gets evangelicalized or whatever 1437 00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:09,000 you want to call it. 1438 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,840 But not all churches are good. 1439 00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:13,760 I have some serious church hurt. 1440 00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:15,640 So you know. 1441 00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:16,840 I don't touch this. 1442 00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:18,080 I don't touch this stuff. 1443 00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:20,640 I had to go to church so much when I was younger. 1444 00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:21,880 Steve Harvey has the best joke. 1445 00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:24,360 He was like, I went to church so much when I was a kid. 1446 00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:26,560 I would just rather go to hell. 1447 00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:28,160 It goes to a certain point. 1448 00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:29,800 That's a dangerous path to walk down. 1449 00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:33,240 When you have to go to church Sunday, Monday, and Wednesday, 1450 00:44:33,240 --> 00:44:36,040 nobody say my government name on there. 1451 00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:39,040 Yeah, that is a hard one to figure out. 1452 00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:42,520 It could be Dominic. 1453 00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:43,280 Domino. 1454 00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:44,160 Yeah. 1455 00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:44,680 You don't know. 1456 00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:45,200 Dominoes. 1457 00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:46,440 You don't know who my mom is. 1458 00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:48,640 It could be Donnie. 1459 00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:50,280 Or Dom. 1460 00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:51,880 Domie. 1461 00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:52,560 Domie Carr. 1462 00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:54,520 That's what my brother called me. 1463 00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:56,520 My brother couldn't say my name when we were growing up. 1464 00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:57,880 He was like, Dominic. 1465 00:44:57,880 --> 00:44:59,200 Dominic did it, mama. 1466 00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:00,000 Dominic. 1467 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,440 And then he also called Candy Hondu. 1468 00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:03,200 He called Hondu. 1469 00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:04,520 I'm like, you talking about fucking Candy? 1470 00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:05,360 He called Hondu. 1471 00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:06,600 I'm like, it's called Candy. 1472 00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:07,480 Hondu? 1473 00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:08,320 Is that German? 1474 00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:09,800 No. 1475 00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:10,960 No. 1476 00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:11,960 That's not even close. 1477 00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:12,760 It's not even close. 1478 00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:13,760 Hondu. 1479 00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:16,120 Hondu is how he said Candy. 1480 00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:16,920 Yeah. 1481 00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:18,600 That sounds like a Korean word. 1482 00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:20,080 Like Yakamandu. 1483 00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:22,560 Hondu. 1484 00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:25,920 He looks like Jafar. 1485 00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:28,360 He's evil, dude. 1486 00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:30,520 Well, I thought he was a little demon when we were growing up. 1487 00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:33,280 He's still not much better now. 1488 00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:35,280 Well, back to the baptism thing. 1489 00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:40,480 My wife has this unrealistic fear of baptism. 1490 00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:43,880 She's afraid she's going to get spontaneously baptized. 1491 00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:46,640 She don't like being anywhere near it. 1492 00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:47,360 It creeps her out. 1493 00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:48,520 Has she ever been baptized? 1494 00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:49,000 Yeah. 1495 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,000 Yes, yeah. 1496 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,200 She grew up in church. 1497 00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:57,280 But she does not want to witness the Duncan. 1498 00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:57,760 Dang. 1499 00:45:57,760 --> 00:45:59,720 It is kind of crazy. 1500 00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:01,880 It's cultish a little bit. 1501 00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:02,520 It's not. 1502 00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:03,400 I mean, it's fine. 1503 00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:04,440 Not all cults are bad. 1504 00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:10,080 But I think once you define them as a cult, that kind of puts 1505 00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:11,520 a negative connotation. 1506 00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:12,320 I know it does. 1507 00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:13,320 But let's be honest. 1508 00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:15,320 All religions are a little bit of a cult. 1509 00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:16,000 Yeah. 1510 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,800 I mean, you don't have to do it, though. 1511 00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:18,840 No, you don't. 1512 00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:20,440 You just walk in and be like, can I? 1513 00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:21,000 Yeah. 1514 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:21,840 Yeah. 1515 00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:25,400 Well, I can't speak on those. 1516 00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:26,080 What do you say? 1517 00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:27,960 I said some religions you do got to. 1518 00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:28,600 Oh, yeah, yeah. 1519 00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:29,120 That's true. 1520 00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:29,600 Yeah, yeah. 1521 00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:30,600 Yeah. 1522 00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:31,120 All right. 1523 00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:32,600 You can't let them take over America. 1524 00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:34,720 That's why Brandon's voting for Trump 2020. 1525 00:46:34,720 --> 00:46:35,720 No, we're not. 1526 00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:36,720 No, we're not. 1527 00:46:36,720 --> 00:46:37,640 No. 1528 00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:39,800 Just because I was in Gatlinburg with all the Trump stores 1529 00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:41,920 doesn't mean nothing. 1530 00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:44,000 What do you say happened to you at the Trump store? 1531 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,160 Oh, wait. 1532 00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:47,360 Oh, when I was at a jerky store. 1533 00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:50,040 And I was like, I was trying to buy it. 1534 00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:51,760 And then there was like a cop there. 1535 00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:53,040 And another cop at the register. 1536 00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:54,240 Apparently at the register. 1537 00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:55,080 I'm glad I knew that. 1538 00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:58,040 But he was like, man, everybody here was either a cop 1539 00:46:58,040 --> 00:46:59,120 or was in the war, man. 1540 00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:00,200 He was like, hell yeah, man. 1541 00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:01,400 I was in Jacksonville. 1542 00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:03,560 And everybody's going to say he said white or something. 1543 00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:05,000 But he looked at him and said, yeah, man, you know, 1544 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,720 Jacksonville got kind of downhill ever since it got less 1545 00:47:07,720 --> 00:47:09,120 whiter and less something else. 1546 00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:10,840 And I'm right there buying the jerky. 1547 00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:11,640 I'm like, damn. 1548 00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:13,040 And Brandon's like, damn right. 1549 00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:13,540 Yeah. 1550 00:47:13,540 --> 00:47:14,040 Yeah. 1551 00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:14,540 Yeah. 1552 00:47:14,540 --> 00:47:15,040 Yeah. 1553 00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:15,540 Yeah. 1554 00:47:15,540 --> 00:47:19,560 I mean, I was like, this is wild shit. 1555 00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:22,720 Couldn't have said it better myself. 1556 00:47:22,720 --> 00:47:24,760 I don't know what it is about Jacksonville. 1557 00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:27,760 I don't know. 1558 00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:29,280 Let me get this jerky and get out of here. 1559 00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:30,440 And I came back next day. 1560 00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:32,000 But that's because I wanted the shark. 1561 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,720 So it's OK. 1562 00:47:33,720 --> 00:47:35,200 So you went back to the same one? 1563 00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:36,280 You went to the same one more than once? 1564 00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:38,120 Yeah, because it was good jerky. 1565 00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:39,640 And my family wanted some jerky. 1566 00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:40,160 OK. 1567 00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:42,240 He knows it's going to a good people. 1568 00:47:42,240 --> 00:47:43,240 OK. 1569 00:47:43,240 --> 00:47:43,720 I hope. 1570 00:47:43,720 --> 00:47:44,720 It's a good cause. 1571 00:47:44,720 --> 00:47:45,640 I don't think so. 1572 00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:47,120 I want to support these folks. 1573 00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:47,800 I don't know. 1574 00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:48,480 It was wild. 1575 00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:51,360 But that was the only jerky place that was known. 1576 00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:52,640 I was like, all right. 1577 00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:54,080 It may have changed since I was there. 1578 00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:55,600 But last time I was in Gatlinburg, 1579 00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:59,240 you couldn't go 10 feet without either a pancake place 1580 00:47:59,240 --> 00:48:00,760 or a homemade candy place. 1581 00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:02,160 Yes, that was how it was. 1582 00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:03,320 And then there was a bunch of buildings 1583 00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:06,240 that said, going there, there's a live shark or a live bear 1584 00:48:06,240 --> 00:48:07,240 or a live rattlesnake. 1585 00:48:07,240 --> 00:48:08,000 Yeah. 1586 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,880 They were like, there's a live shark in the back 1587 00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:11,400 while you're shopping for shit. 1588 00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:14,120 That you got molested. 1589 00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:15,120 That was not a shark. 1590 00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:15,680 That was somebody's penis. 1591 00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:16,960 There was a bunch of buildings that 1592 00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:18,840 say there's live sharks in here. 1593 00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:22,920 But you can also get everything for $9.99 or less. 1594 00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:24,080 Sounds like a deal to me. 1595 00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:24,680 I know. 1596 00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:25,880 And then there was some bears praying. 1597 00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:28,040 There was probably a 20 gallon aquarium 1598 00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:29,520 with his tiny ass shark. 1599 00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:31,000 There was one with bears, though. 1600 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,000 All the bears were praying. 1601 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:36,040 It said something about Jesus bears or something. 1602 00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:36,960 Speaking of cults. 1603 00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:39,800 I don't know what that one was about. 1604 00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:42,040 Hey, that's the best way to see a bear. 1605 00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:43,040 If they're praying? 1606 00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:45,520 Mm-hmm. 1607 00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:47,080 I saw a lot of stuff there. 1608 00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:48,040 I was cool with that. 1609 00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:48,560 Yeah. 1610 00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:50,040 Like again, these book of records. 1611 00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:51,480 You got the stuff there. 1612 00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:53,800 So when you went to the Believe It or Not museum, 1613 00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:55,640 was there anything that blew your mind? 1614 00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:56,360 I mean, yeah. 1615 00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:58,840 But for the first five minutes, I 1616 00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:01,400 was scared because I walked in there. 1617 00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:01,960 And dude, why? 1618 00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:03,320 They got the two-headed animals. 1619 00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:03,720 They were in there. 1620 00:49:03,720 --> 00:49:05,960 And they said stick your hand in here and see what's in there. 1621 00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:07,520 And I'm like, I can't do that. 1622 00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:08,120 Did you go in there? 1623 00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:09,160 No, I didn't do it. 1624 00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:11,240 I did one thing where they tried to grab the gold. 1625 00:49:11,240 --> 00:49:13,280 And then mist came out and sprayed. 1626 00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:15,080 And then this noise came out. 1627 00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:15,960 And I'm like, aw, man. 1628 00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:17,520 They tried to act like I'm stealing. 1629 00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:20,000 So. 1630 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000 Trying to frame you. 1631 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:22,720 It was good. 1632 00:49:22,720 --> 00:49:23,840 It was good. 1633 00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:27,040 I saw what the tallies do, learn how they shrunk heads. 1634 00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:28,120 I touched Buddha's nipple. 1635 00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:29,120 There's a picture of that. 1636 00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:30,400 It was good. 1637 00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:31,360 I don't think you're supposed to say it. 1638 00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:32,000 That's not the tradition. 1639 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:32,480 Yeah. 1640 00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:33,200 I'm sorry. 1641 00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:34,520 You thought you were supposed to rub his belly, 1642 00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:35,480 not touch his nipple. 1643 00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:36,640 I read it wrong. 1644 00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:38,720 Instead of this, Brandon was like, bing, bing. 1645 00:49:38,720 --> 00:49:40,200 You said you read it wrong? 1646 00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:41,400 You really thought you were supposed to touch his nipple? 1647 00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:43,240 No, I just did that because I looked at it. 1648 00:49:43,240 --> 00:49:44,760 I said, oh. 1649 00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:46,520 Took a picture. 1650 00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:48,440 And then she just took the picture of me doing that. 1651 00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:50,160 The creation of Brandon. 1652 00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:52,480 And then when I read it, it says, good luck, rub his belly. 1653 00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:55,720 I was like, I should have done that too. 1654 00:49:55,720 --> 00:49:58,280 Man, if his belly's good luck, you're 1655 00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:00,840 going to win the lottery because you hit the nipple. 1656 00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:01,920 Yeah, that was the trick. 1657 00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:02,800 Hold on. 1658 00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:05,040 Yeah, nobody tried that yet. 1659 00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:05,960 They probably did. 1660 00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:09,200 So Brandon, we got to get you baptized before three weeks 1661 00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:11,280 because I looked it up. 1662 00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:17,320 And I'm the only one that can't go on the skydiving thing 1663 00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:18,880 because of the weight requirement. 1664 00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:19,080 You can't go. 1665 00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:19,560 I'm not going. 1666 00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:20,120 No, no, no. 1667 00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:21,440 Mine's only because I will go. 1668 00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:22,520 No, no. 1669 00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:23,840 What was the weight requirement? 1670 00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:24,520 240. 1671 00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:25,040 240? 1672 00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:25,880 I'm 260. 1673 00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:26,480 Damn it. 1674 00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:27,200 I'm 260. 1675 00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:28,040 Ah, damn. 1676 00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:28,520 I'm good. 1677 00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:30,160 So JJ, it's all on you. 1678 00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:33,120 Brandon's going to start eating even more now. 1679 00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:34,960 Dude, I can't wait on the trip, man. 1680 00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:36,560 I went to the Paula Neen restaurant. 1681 00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:38,200 Even though she probably didn't want me to be there. 1682 00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:40,200 They was. 1683 00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:40,960 Dude, I fucked him. 1684 00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:43,560 Did smoke come out when you walked in? 1685 00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:45,760 She don't mind if you're there as long as you're in the kitchen. 1686 00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:46,480 Yeah. 1687 00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:47,560 Dude, that's how it was. 1688 00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:49,400 I was like the only black dude eating. 1689 00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:51,600 So the other family came thankfully. 1690 00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:53,160 So the other family came thankfully. 1691 00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:54,880 But dude, I just got me what was it? 1692 00:50:54,880 --> 00:51:00,400 The fried chicken and greens and fuck it. 1693 00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:02,120 I mean Brandon. 1694 00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:03,640 Come on, dude. 1695 00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:06,720 You're walking into the same thing. 1696 00:51:06,720 --> 00:51:10,120 Was it like under a cardboard box with a stick and a string 1697 00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:11,360 and a stick and a stick? 1698 00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:13,120 I'm sat in the middle, man. 1699 00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:16,800 I sat in the middle, ate proudly. 1700 00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:18,160 Man, what else? 1701 00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:19,400 You couldn't take nothing home with you? 1702 00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:20,760 Did you have watermelon sorbet for dessert? 1703 00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:22,280 No. 1704 00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:22,760 What was it? 1705 00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:26,280 Blackberry lemonade. 1706 00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:28,480 You couldn't take nothing home with you except for desserts. 1707 00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:29,400 I felt bad, man. 1708 00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:31,640 I left the chicken breast there. 1709 00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:33,360 Because it was a buffet time deal, right? 1710 00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:34,720 Yeah, like they bring it to you. 1711 00:51:34,720 --> 00:51:36,240 I was like, damn, man. 1712 00:51:36,240 --> 00:51:37,760 Yeah, because I wasted so much food. 1713 00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:40,360 You could have put one in your pocket. 1714 00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:41,720 Right in the shard jerky bag. 1715 00:51:41,720 --> 00:51:42,920 It wouldn't have been good. 1716 00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:44,720 What did they serve for dessert? 1717 00:51:44,720 --> 00:51:46,720 They had the ooey gooey butter cake. 1718 00:51:46,720 --> 00:51:49,080 We had peach cobbler. 1719 00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:50,480 Or the banana pudding. 1720 00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:51,960 Peach cobbler wasn't good? 1721 00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:53,400 Too much food. 1722 00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:56,040 Look, I'm going to say I went to Paula Deen's 1723 00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:58,680 and I was severely under. 1724 00:51:58,680 --> 00:51:59,880 It was nasty. 1725 00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:00,600 It wasn't nasty. 1726 00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:01,600 I was unimpressed. 1727 00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:03,040 Yeah, they had no seasoning, man. 1728 00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:03,640 It's Paula Deen. 1729 00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:05,520 My grandma knows recipes from Paula Deen. 1730 00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:07,000 Yeah. 1731 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,400 What city were you in? 1732 00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:09,080 Gallimper. 1733 00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:09,600 Oh, OK. 1734 00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:11,160 I went in Savannah, Georgia. 1735 00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:12,280 It was not good. 1736 00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:15,480 It went downhill after the whole controversy. 1737 00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:18,800 People wouldn't sell her seasonings anymore. 1738 00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:22,840 She lost all her good cooks and help. 1739 00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:24,960 I've never been to Paula Deen's restaurant. 1740 00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:25,800 You're not missing anything. 1741 00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:27,320 I've been to Panama City and they got one 1742 00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:28,920 at that big mall by the beach. 1743 00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:31,200 But I'm just like, dude, I'm not eating there. 1744 00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:33,200 I'm already in Panama City. 1745 00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:36,240 If you're in Panama City in Paula Deen's restaurant, 1746 00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:38,200 the scum of the earth. 1747 00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:39,240 That's a valid point. 1748 00:52:39,240 --> 00:52:41,520 There's nothing good going on in there, bro. 1749 00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:44,400 So JJ, when you go on a beach trip, what do you eat? 1750 00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:46,360 Because everybody else is all loving seafood 1751 00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:47,160 and that's not you. 1752 00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:47,960 Seafood, dude. 1753 00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:48,880 I don't. 1754 00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:52,320 I mean, back in the day when I could eat seafood, yeah. 1755 00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:53,440 But now I'm- 1756 00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:54,680 That's something that's developed? 1757 00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:55,880 It developed later in life. 1758 00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:58,640 All of a sudden, I was at Red Lobster one time. 1759 00:52:58,640 --> 00:52:59,680 It was bad. 1760 00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:00,280 It just- 1761 00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:01,640 That's why. 1762 00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:04,520 Red Lobster. 1763 00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:06,440 When you're like 500 miles inland. 1764 00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:07,440 That was shit. 1765 00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:11,440 Yeah, I was in Oklahoma visiting my mom. 1766 00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:14,280 And then all of a sudden, I'm like, oh, yeah. 1767 00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:18,160 My dad was severely allergic to shrimp, specifically. 1768 00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:20,440 Now, all shellfish, but especially shrimp. 1769 00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:22,800 And when he was in the military, he was an officer 1770 00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:26,640 and he was overseeing the mess hall for whatever reason. 1771 00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:28,200 And he didn't know he had it. 1772 00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:29,640 I guess it developed later on. 1773 00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:34,040 And it's whatever enzyme occurs when the shrimp starts 1774 00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:35,160 to break down a little bit. 1775 00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:40,560 So it was just even not spoiled, but when it starts to age 1776 00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:41,560 or whatever. 1777 00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:43,520 And so he said he was walking through the mess hall 1778 00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:44,600 and they had fried shrimp. 1779 00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:46,560 And he just picked one up and popped it in his mouth 1780 00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:48,080 as he was walking by. 1781 00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:51,880 And he got home and my mom said he looked like a monster. 1782 00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:54,520 He was swollen, had to go to the hospital and everything. 1783 00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:55,280 Damn scared. 1784 00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:56,680 Couldn't eat anything after that. 1785 00:53:56,680 --> 00:53:58,880 I think it was my first time trying lobster 1786 00:53:58,880 --> 00:53:59,600 when that happened. 1787 00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:01,960 And I think my body was trying to, and my brain 1788 00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:04,280 was just trying to protect me from myself. 1789 00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:05,640 It's like, dude, don't get used to this. 1790 00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:07,040 You're going to be poor forever. 1791 00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:10,520 Don't. 1792 00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:13,000 Thanks, Brennan. 1793 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,200 Don't get too comfortable. 1794 00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:16,080 Just setting expectations. 1795 00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:16,720 That's fair. 1796 00:54:16,720 --> 00:54:19,840 But now when I go to the beach, you know, chicken tendies, 1797 00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:20,360 bro. 1798 00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:20,840 Yeah. 1799 00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:22,160 Chicken tendies. 1800 00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:24,000 I'm not really a red meat guy. 1801 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:25,280 You know, I'm more of a chicken. 1802 00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:25,800 Oh really? 1803 00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:26,520 You don't like steak? 1804 00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:27,280 I mean, I like it. 1805 00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:29,600 But I just don't. 1806 00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:30,440 I like chicken. 1807 00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:33,320 You like chicken more than pork and beef? 1808 00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:35,520 I don't really eat pork like that. 1809 00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:36,360 How do you eat it? 1810 00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:38,160 Not like that. 1811 00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:40,960 Now there's Miss Piggy. 1812 00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:42,720 I only eat it and then vomit. 1813 00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:48,240 You bring a trauma. 1814 00:54:48,240 --> 00:54:51,600 I'm very sci-fi-y in that way. 1815 00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:52,800 It's against your religion? 1816 00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:53,320 Yeah. 1817 00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:55,000 I only wear sandals. 1818 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,800 First of all, I want to say this. 1819 00:54:57,800 --> 00:54:58,720 I want to say this. 1820 00:54:58,720 --> 00:55:00,480 And this happened three weeks ago, 1821 00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:02,480 and I'm still fucking mad about it. 1822 00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:04,200 I never talked about it on the podcast. 1823 00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:06,440 I don't even know if I told you guys. 1824 00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:09,120 They fucking kicked me out of Planet Fitness, bro. 1825 00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:13,680 I got kicked out of Planet Fitness for wearing these shoes. 1826 00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:17,560 And first of all, their policy is posted on the, 1827 00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:20,080 they've never enforced it ever. 1828 00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:22,240 This guy decided to be an asshole this day. 1829 00:55:22,240 --> 00:55:22,880 Because he had time. 1830 00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:25,160 I didn't know they could do that. 1831 00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:27,520 I walked in, and he's like, hey, man. 1832 00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:30,360 You got any other shoes you can change into? 1833 00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:32,000 And I'm like, what are you talking about? 1834 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,160 He's like, you can't wear open-toed shoes. 1835 00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:36,280 I'm like, first of all, I would never wear open-toed shoes. 1836 00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:37,800 Because I'm insulted you just fucking 1837 00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:39,680 said that to me right now. 1838 00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:40,800 All right. 1839 00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:41,640 Let me plead my case. 1840 00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:42,120 I can't. 1841 00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:42,800 Let's go with this. 1842 00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:43,480 Let's break this down. 1843 00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:44,840 No, that's not open-toed. 1844 00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:46,560 Obviously not open-toed. 1845 00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:47,080 Buckle. 1846 00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:49,160 It has a tightening apparatus. 1847 00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:54,240 It's not that much different than just a regular fucking shoe, 1848 00:55:54,240 --> 00:55:54,720 bro. 1849 00:55:54,720 --> 00:55:57,000 And he's like, if you get on the treadmill, 1850 00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:58,480 I don't even look in the direction 1851 00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:00,760 of the fucking treadmill. 1852 00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:01,960 It's not going to happen. 1853 00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:06,000 And so I kind of careened out a little bit. 1854 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:06,500 Did you? 1855 00:56:06,500 --> 00:56:08,400 I got a little nasty. 1856 00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:09,200 Give us a detail. 1857 00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:10,120 I got a little nasty. 1858 00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:12,640 I was excited. 1859 00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:13,840 It was a regrettable moment. 1860 00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:15,360 I was like, hey, man. 1861 00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:17,800 I just went and sat down on one of the benches. 1862 00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:18,720 I just walked past. 1863 00:56:18,720 --> 00:56:20,400 I was like, there's no way he's going to come over here. 1864 00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:21,480 He comes over there. 1865 00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:22,440 He's like, hey, man. 1866 00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:23,680 You got to change your shoes. 1867 00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:25,720 I'm like, can you go make your $12 over there? 1868 00:56:25,720 --> 00:56:27,200 Oh my god. 1869 00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:30,920 I'm like, dude, I full on careened out. 1870 00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:32,320 Because I was so angry. 1871 00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:34,720 He lost his testicles. 1872 00:56:34,720 --> 00:56:38,200 I was about to say, and he was like, yeah. 1873 00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:41,320 The reason I said that I only wear sandals is my religion. 1874 00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:44,600 I was trying to think of an excuse like that. 1875 00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:46,080 It's my religion. 1876 00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:48,360 And it starts with a D. And I almost 1877 00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:52,040 said, I'm deciduous, which is a forest. 1878 00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:54,040 I was about to say, isn't that a tree? 1879 00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:57,960 Yeah, it's a type of flora. 1880 00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:00,040 Not that this guy would have fucking known that. 1881 00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:03,240 But you know, like, yeah. 1882 00:57:03,240 --> 00:57:04,680 And then I walk up to the manager. 1883 00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:06,840 And I'm like, dude, I want to cancel my membership. 1884 00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:09,600 I want to cancel my membership right now, dude. 1885 00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:10,680 Because I want to wear it. 1886 00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:12,920 I pay the same money. 1887 00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:14,760 They've never said anything about it. 1888 00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:16,120 And it's Planet Fitness. 1889 00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:17,520 You can wear jeans there. 1890 00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:19,080 It's Planet Fitness, bruh. 1891 00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:19,920 It's a judge's reason. 1892 00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:20,440 Who cares? 1893 00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:21,080 They say. 1894 00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:21,920 No judgment. 1895 00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:24,240 There's a guy jerking off over there. 1896 00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:25,840 Like, what is it? 1897 00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:27,280 But you're OK with that. 1898 00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:30,560 And I didn't think I wanted to join it, Jim. 1899 00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:32,560 Where are they jerking off? 1900 00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:34,080 Dude, you can't even take a shower 1901 00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:36,040 without the water flooding, dude. 1902 00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:40,200 The drain is so clogged with just like people taking tests. 1903 00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:41,720 Their hair is falling out. 1904 00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:44,080 Cum in there. 1905 00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:46,920 And then I can't wear the Birkenstocks, dude. 1906 00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:47,520 I don't buy them. 1907 00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:48,600 That's the last straw. 1908 00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:49,640 It's the last fucking. 1909 00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:50,480 And from now on? 1910 00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:52,440 That must be an anti-lesbian policy. 1911 00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:55,200 That's usually what it affects the Birkenstocks. 1912 00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:57,960 I think it's anti-LGBTQ. 1913 00:57:57,960 --> 00:58:00,000 Because Chocos are out. 1914 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,480 LGBTQJJ. 1915 00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:03,440 Exactly, dude. 1916 00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:04,400 I'm in, bro. 1917 00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:05,440 I'm in. 1918 00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:07,560 Why not? 1919 00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:08,760 Let it be my decision. 1920 00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:10,200 I could understand it like a real. 1921 00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:10,640 Your body of choice. 1922 00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:11,640 Exactly. 1923 00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:14,200 At a real gym where they're having their weights out. 1924 00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:16,200 Well, no, I mean, when the free weights are just everywhere, 1925 00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:17,120 they can fall on your foot. 1926 00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:18,040 I understand it. 1927 00:58:18,040 --> 00:58:19,520 But at Planet Fitness, this is the place 1928 00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:21,000 you're supposed to be able to do that. 1929 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:24,000 And from here on out, Cloud College is boycotting Planet 1930 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:24,520 Fitness. 1931 00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:25,040 Yeah. 1932 00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:26,920 I was going to work out tomorrow. 1933 00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:28,160 I was thinking about going. 1934 00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:29,880 Now, fuck you guys. 1935 00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:32,000 I'll just be fat forever, you sons of bitches. 1936 00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:33,480 That man fucked up my basketball. 1937 00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:34,320 This is our boy. 1938 00:58:34,320 --> 00:58:34,800 Tell him. 1939 00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:35,280 Fuck it. 1940 00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:36,040 I'm not going. 1941 00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:39,360 They don't have a basketball court at Planet Fitness. 1942 00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:40,960 So what did the manager say? 1943 00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:42,160 I walked up to the manager. 1944 00:58:42,160 --> 00:58:44,880 Oh, and this is what really got me right here. 1945 00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:53,720 He hits me with sir, and I'm like, dude, shut the fuck up. 1946 00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:54,480 I can't say that. 1947 00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:58,280 But I was like, I want to cancel my membership, man. 1948 00:58:58,280 --> 00:59:00,320 I just think that's kind of bullshit that you just 1949 00:59:00,320 --> 00:59:01,720 started enforcing that policy. 1950 00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:03,800 Because I used to go to that one all the time. 1951 00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:04,960 It's near where I work. 1952 00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:05,720 In Berks? 1953 00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:06,680 Yeah, all the time. 1954 00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:08,320 Never said anything about it. 1955 00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:10,080 I don't wear them on leg day, though, 1956 00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:11,600 because it's hard to squat. 1957 00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:12,280 It doesn't matter. 1958 00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:13,240 Nobody gives a fuck. 1959 00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:16,160 I'm talking to the dude. 1960 00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:18,200 I'm like, yeah, I want to cancel my membership. 1961 00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:19,360 They're trying to look it up. 1962 00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:21,640 They can't find my name in the system. 1963 00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:24,120 My name's JJ. 1964 00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:25,520 It's not a hard one. 1965 00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:27,240 J period, J period. 1966 00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:29,440 Maybe that threw them off. 1967 00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:31,040 And they're trying to find it. 1968 00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:34,120 And they're like, sir, you have to go to your home location. 1969 00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:36,320 And I'm like, no, I know somebody that works at Planet 1970 00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:36,720 Fitness. 1971 00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:38,760 I know if I sit here and bitch for long enough, 1972 00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:39,600 you're going to cancel it. 1973 00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:40,520 Can we cut the shit? 1974 00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:42,000 Just fucking cancel my thing. 1975 00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,400 I don't care. 1976 00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:45,680 And this dude is pissing me off. 1977 00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:48,520 He has a man bun. 1978 00:59:48,520 --> 00:59:50,760 He's shaved south. 1979 00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:53,960 And I'm just like, bro, I'm stupid. 1980 00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:54,680 I'm stupid. 1981 00:59:54,680 --> 00:59:57,560 And he's like, you got to write a letter to your home club. 1982 00:59:57,560 --> 00:59:58,480 No, shut the fuck up. 1983 00:59:58,480 --> 00:59:59,640 And I'm like, home club? 1984 00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:00,560 What are you talking about? 1985 01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:01,040 Home club? 1986 01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:02,600 And he's like, sir, your home club. 1987 01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:03,320 I'm like, you? 1988 01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:06,560 If you fucking say that one more time, 1989 01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:08,520 I am about to lose my shit. 1990 01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:10,680 And they ended up, I just walked out. 1991 01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:13,760 And I'm like, OK, I'll just cancel it later or whatever. 1992 01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:17,120 Or I'll file a lawsuit or something. 1993 01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:22,080 And even though I definitely harassed them. 1994 01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:24,520 And then now I just go to a different one. 1995 01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:25,280 Hell, yeah. 1996 01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:25,720 Which one you going to do? 1997 01:00:25,720 --> 01:00:27,000 So I still go to Planet Fitness. 1998 01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:29,600 So you're telling me, because you have the black, right? 1999 01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:30,200 Yeah. 2000 01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:31,160 You know I got that black. 2001 01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:31,600 Come on, man. 2002 01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:32,280 You got to have it. 2003 01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:32,720 I'll bring it. 2004 01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:33,880 You don't know where you're going to be at. 2005 01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:34,640 I'll bring everybody. 2006 01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:35,280 I got the same thing. 2007 01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:37,200 And I have one over a year. 2008 01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:40,200 So I have paid them so much money without using it once. 2009 01:00:40,200 --> 01:00:42,160 But look, here goes the thing. 2010 01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:44,200 And they told you to write a fucking letter? 2011 01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:44,640 Yeah. 2012 01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:48,200 You got to write a letter to your home club or go in person. 2013 01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:53,200 But the thing is, I signed up in a completely different city. 2014 01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:56,560 So I would have to drive all the way there to cancel it. 2015 01:00:56,560 --> 01:00:58,720 I need to know what location fucked you over 2016 01:00:58,720 --> 01:00:59,720 so we can avoid it. 2017 01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:02,640 This is South Memorial Parkway, Planet Fitness. 2018 01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:03,120 OK. 2019 01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:03,640 I got you. 2020 01:01:03,640 --> 01:01:04,120 OK. 2021 01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:04,840 It's over there. 2022 01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:06,400 It's in the nice part of town. 2023 01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:08,920 But once they get some money, they 2024 01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:11,240 can fucking talk shit to everybody. 2025 01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:13,800 It's in an old skating rink. 2026 01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:14,960 That's where they built it. 2027 01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:18,120 It's right over there. 2028 01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:19,080 Is that by y'all? 2029 01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:20,640 Is that by Shenanigans? 2030 01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:21,960 No, it's that one right there. 2031 01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:22,720 Yep, that's the one. 2032 01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:23,320 That's it, bro. 2033 01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:24,520 Right by the can of bar. 2034 01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:25,520 Right by the can of bar. 2035 01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:26,600 Very close to the can of bar. 2036 01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:27,240 OK. 2037 01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:30,320 If you go here, consider us enemies, dude. 2038 01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:31,880 I've drawn my line in the sand. 2039 01:01:31,880 --> 01:01:33,000 Got a Domino's piece there. 2040 01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:35,440 If you support them, you are anti-JJ. 2041 01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:36,360 You're anti-JJ. 2042 01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:38,080 And you're really anti-American. 2043 01:01:38,080 --> 01:01:39,280 You're anti-free will. 2044 01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:39,800 Exactly. 2045 01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:41,040 All right, that's what I said. 2046 01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:43,360 You know what? 2047 01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:46,280 Offer a platinum card and let me wear my fucking Berks. 2048 01:01:46,280 --> 01:01:47,440 I'll pay for that. 2049 01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:50,840 I'll pay for you to shut the fuck up and leave me alone. 2050 01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:51,560 I like that. 2051 01:01:51,560 --> 01:01:53,000 Let me work out, because I thought 2052 01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:54,200 this was a free country. 2053 01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:56,000 I've never heard him sound so caring. 2054 01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:57,040 This is amazing. 2055 01:01:57,040 --> 01:02:00,600 Only when I talk about dicks. 2056 01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:01,920 Dude, if he would have been in there, 2057 01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:03,800 I would have went to prison for a long time. 2058 01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:04,520 Oh, here we go. 2059 01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:05,000 Here we go. 2060 01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:07,360 I went to prison for a long time, man. 2061 01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:11,920 God, I need to know what's behind this. 2062 01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:13,040 You know. 2063 01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:15,840 He has a hate for this man. 2064 01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:16,480 Vitriol. 2065 01:02:16,480 --> 01:02:17,440 Yes. 2066 01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:19,360 It's strong, and there's nothing you could do. 2067 01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:20,880 We've all tried to talk him down. 2068 01:02:20,880 --> 01:02:24,480 How often and in what capacity have you spent time 2069 01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:26,520 in the presence of this person? 2070 01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:29,240 I'm going to be vague so we can leap it out. 2071 01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:31,760 Well, I understand, but how did you get around him enough 2072 01:02:31,760 --> 01:02:32,840 to know you couldn't stand him? 2073 01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:33,920 It only took once. 2074 01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:34,520 It only took once. 2075 01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:36,240 Once in social media. 2076 01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:36,880 OK. 2077 01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:40,720 So once when he was in town, you all were at the same mic 2078 01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:41,560 or something like that? 2079 01:02:41,560 --> 01:02:42,520 Yes. 2080 01:02:42,520 --> 01:02:47,120 And I just, you know, I don't care for people like him. 2081 01:02:47,120 --> 01:02:50,160 Like him. 2082 01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:51,960 Trying to figure out which subgroups. 2083 01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:53,160 I'm going to believe this one sounds racial. 2084 01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:53,640 Yeah. 2085 01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:55,760 Yeah. 2086 01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:57,640 The Alexhead does it again. 2087 01:02:57,640 --> 01:02:59,680 Nice. 2088 01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:02,640 I don't like his kind. 2089 01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:07,160 Now, I wasn't going to go there, but you know. 2090 01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:08,680 I just. 2091 01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:09,280 No, it's fine. 2092 01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:09,800 No, no. 2093 01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:11,120 Please, please keep it going. 2094 01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:11,680 I should. 2095 01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:12,640 Yeah, you should. 2096 01:03:12,640 --> 01:03:13,680 We've got to keep this. 2097 01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:16,840 We can't let the breast milk go to waste. 2098 01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:17,720 That's right. 2099 01:03:17,720 --> 01:03:18,840 Yeah, that would be a shame. 2100 01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:20,760 Thank you so much, Kim, for that experience 2101 01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:22,400 that we would have never had. 2102 01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:23,160 Yeah, true. 2103 01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:24,000 Well, one day. 2104 01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:24,680 Well, one day. 2105 01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:26,720 So let me just ask you this. 2106 01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:29,400 Whenever I told you I had something 2107 01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:32,600 and then I gave you the clue that you had talked about it 2108 01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:35,680 before, what were you imagining it was? 2109 01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:38,600 I was thinking, I was thinking like for the year thing, 2110 01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:42,760 I was like, you have something like a suggestion 2111 01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:43,640 or something like that. 2112 01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:46,000 I really didn't know, but I was scared once you took it. 2113 01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:49,520 Because you didn't tell me that until a couple of days ago. 2114 01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:52,160 So then I had really no clue. 2115 01:03:52,160 --> 01:03:57,120 And when I told JJ, he was like, I'm not eating anything. 2116 01:03:57,120 --> 01:03:57,800 But he did. 2117 01:03:57,800 --> 01:03:58,360 I drank it. 2118 01:03:58,360 --> 01:03:58,920 He drank it. 2119 01:03:58,920 --> 01:03:59,480 That's true. 2120 01:03:59,480 --> 01:04:00,800 And it was good. 2121 01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:02,240 Let's be honest. 2122 01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:03,560 It was not bad. 2123 01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:04,680 It wasn't bad at all. 2124 01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:05,680 No, it was sugary. 2125 01:04:05,680 --> 01:04:07,960 It really didn't taste like anything to me. 2126 01:04:07,960 --> 01:04:10,400 It just tasted real cold, really. 2127 01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:12,600 So were you joking when you were talking about, 2128 01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:14,040 I'm about to cry? 2129 01:04:14,040 --> 01:04:16,080 Oh, no, I was genuinely terrified. 2130 01:04:16,080 --> 01:04:16,960 I don't know why. 2131 01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:19,200 I didn't think it was going to be nasty or anything. 2132 01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:20,360 I was just like, man, this is going 2133 01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:23,360 to be a life-altering experience. 2134 01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:25,640 And so we give your breast milk an A plus. 2135 01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:27,240 Hell yeah. 2136 01:04:27,240 --> 01:04:28,560 Thank you. 2137 01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:30,920 Thank you for your charitable contribution. 2138 01:04:30,920 --> 01:04:31,440 That's right. 2139 01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:32,480 Legend of the show. 2140 01:04:32,480 --> 01:04:33,240 Oh yeah, Dom. 2141 01:04:33,240 --> 01:04:35,280 I forgot to tell you, I finally went to Bucky's. 2142 01:04:35,280 --> 01:04:35,800 Oh. 2143 01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:37,480 Hell, what the fuck in here? 2144 01:04:37,480 --> 01:04:38,640 You've been to the Promise Land. 2145 01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:39,240 Yes, I have. 2146 01:04:39,240 --> 01:04:39,960 How'd you like it? 2147 01:04:39,960 --> 01:04:42,960 Dude, I got two brisket sandwiches. 2148 01:04:42,960 --> 01:04:44,160 That was $40. 2149 01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:46,560 I was about to say, he had to mortgage the house. 2150 01:04:46,560 --> 01:04:50,360 Dude, and then somebody's car got caught on fire outside, man. 2151 01:04:50,360 --> 01:04:52,000 Did you go the one in Athens? 2152 01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:53,880 No, it was somewhere in Georgia. 2153 01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:54,960 That's like on your trip. 2154 01:04:54,960 --> 01:04:56,280 You went to a Bucky's. 2155 01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:58,320 Did you see the amount of jerky they have there? 2156 01:04:58,320 --> 01:05:00,320 Dude, I saw they had a whole big ass, 2157 01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:01,880 it was a half a cow, man. 2158 01:05:01,880 --> 01:05:05,240 So if you go to the one in Athens, 2159 01:05:05,240 --> 01:05:07,840 and they have a case back there, and they have a person working 2160 01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:10,840 in there, and you can ask to sample any type that they have 2161 01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:11,520 in there. 2162 01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:12,640 How much is that? 2163 01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:14,800 With the rack, that looks expensive. 2164 01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:15,880 Well, I'm sure it is. 2165 01:05:15,880 --> 01:05:17,080 That's the prepackage stuff. 2166 01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:20,880 But you can go to the counter and say, taste that one. 2167 01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:21,680 You like it. 2168 01:05:21,680 --> 01:05:23,840 I want a quarter pound of that or whatever. 2169 01:05:23,840 --> 01:05:26,600 So you don't have to buy it off the rack. 2170 01:05:26,600 --> 01:05:28,680 I just wanted to wonder a little action figure. 2171 01:05:28,680 --> 01:05:30,440 What was it, the Bucky doll? 2172 01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:31,520 Bucky, yep. 2173 01:05:31,520 --> 01:05:32,920 The one you can stretch? 2174 01:05:32,920 --> 01:05:34,560 Oh, I didn't know they had a stretch Bucky. 2175 01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:35,720 What is that about? 2176 01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:36,920 What do you mean by stretch? 2177 01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:38,360 Yeah, the one you can stretch. 2178 01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:39,520 Like stretch your arm strong? 2179 01:05:39,520 --> 01:05:40,720 Oh yeah, like stretch your arm strong. 2180 01:05:40,720 --> 01:05:43,720 You stretch it places that are vulnerable. 2181 01:05:43,720 --> 01:05:44,920 What? 2182 01:05:44,920 --> 01:05:47,120 They got a bussy pussy or something there. 2183 01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:48,600 That's what it sounds like to me. 2184 01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:49,720 You bend it where you want it. 2185 01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:50,960 Put it in the spot you want it. 2186 01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:53,960 So you've purposely stretched this beaver? 2187 01:05:53,960 --> 01:05:56,320 Oh, if I bought it, I would have stretched the shit out of it. 2188 01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:57,480 Oh my god. 2189 01:05:57,480 --> 01:06:00,760 You're making that sound like a football. 2190 01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:03,240 Man, I would have had fun. 2191 01:06:03,240 --> 01:06:04,760 I'm going to stretch that bussy. 2192 01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:06,560 Are you talking about sex, Brandon? 2193 01:06:06,560 --> 01:06:08,080 No. 2194 01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:10,360 I was not convinced at all. 2195 01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:11,640 No, of course not. 2196 01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:14,160 Bend it over. 2197 01:06:14,160 --> 01:06:16,240 Put it in the twitch, little pretzel. 2198 01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:17,440 You're all right. 2199 01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:19,640 It's good times, man. 2200 01:06:19,640 --> 01:06:21,160 And the shirt can come off too. 2201 01:06:21,160 --> 01:06:22,560 I don't know. 2202 01:06:22,560 --> 01:06:24,440 Oh my. 2203 01:06:24,440 --> 01:06:26,320 I'm not doing it. 2204 01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:27,760 What do you mean you're not saying? 2205 01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:29,680 Yes, you are saying. 2206 01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:30,880 I was going to give you a detail. 2207 01:06:30,880 --> 01:06:32,560 I don't know why you could take the shirt off. 2208 01:06:32,560 --> 01:06:33,160 I don't know. 2209 01:06:33,160 --> 01:06:34,120 I don't know it. 2210 01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:35,080 How do you know? 2211 01:06:35,080 --> 01:06:37,080 Why did you try to take it off? 2212 01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:39,080 I think there was a label on it that said it. 2213 01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:42,840 That says you can take his shirt off and rub his nipples in? 2214 01:06:42,840 --> 01:06:43,840 You thought it was Buddha. 2215 01:06:43,840 --> 01:06:45,440 It was a Buddha beaver. 2216 01:06:45,440 --> 01:06:47,120 It's the Buddha beaver. 2217 01:06:47,120 --> 01:06:47,960 That's Bucky's, man. 2218 01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:49,800 Bucky's the Buddha beaver. 2219 01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:51,080 You can play with his nipples. 2220 01:06:51,080 --> 01:06:52,480 It doesn't have to be. 2221 01:06:52,480 --> 01:06:54,680 I want to see the sign that they put up. 2222 01:06:54,680 --> 01:06:57,360 You can play with my nipples. 2223 01:06:57,360 --> 01:07:00,040 Oh, dude, I did find that the candy. 2224 01:07:00,040 --> 01:07:02,520 There was a candy shop in Gatlinburg that had like a, 2225 01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:05,440 I was walking with my girl and they had a boob ball thing. 2226 01:07:05,440 --> 01:07:06,440 I grabbed it instantly. 2227 01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:07,480 I was like, this is crazy. 2228 01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:08,320 I almost bought it. 2229 01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:09,280 There was a boob thing? 2230 01:07:09,280 --> 01:07:10,600 Yes, a boob candy. 2231 01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:13,200 No, like a boob stress ball. 2232 01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:14,000 That's nice, though. 2233 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:16,560 That was actually just an implant. 2234 01:07:16,560 --> 01:07:18,640 They probably did it on purpose. 2235 01:07:18,640 --> 01:07:19,760 Like a little prank show. 2236 01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:20,760 See how many people grasp it. 2237 01:07:20,760 --> 01:07:23,640 They have a camera on it to see how many people will grasp it 2238 01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:24,400 as they walk by. 2239 01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:25,760 It's a video. 2240 01:07:25,760 --> 01:07:27,960 They actually had to delete the footage of you. 2241 01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:31,800 That was technically illegal to have. 2242 01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:32,760 I'm not going to buy it. 2243 01:07:32,760 --> 01:07:33,960 I'm going to take my time with it. 2244 01:07:33,960 --> 01:07:35,440 This guy got too into it. 2245 01:07:35,440 --> 01:07:38,800 Bought two of them. 2246 01:07:38,800 --> 01:07:40,040 Two of it? 2247 01:07:40,040 --> 01:07:41,520 I don't know. 2248 01:07:41,520 --> 01:07:43,200 She was spitting on that thing. 2249 01:07:43,200 --> 01:07:46,040 Brandon, you should have tried to get on the Talk To A podcast 2250 01:07:46,040 --> 01:07:47,120 while you was in Tennessee. 2251 01:07:47,120 --> 01:07:48,120 Wait, that's in Gatlinburg? 2252 01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:49,480 It's in Tennessee. 2253 01:07:49,480 --> 01:07:50,480 Is it Nashville? 2254 01:07:50,480 --> 01:07:51,000 Belfast. 2255 01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:52,320 I mean, she was in Nashville at Belfast. 2256 01:07:52,320 --> 01:07:52,840 I passed. 2257 01:07:52,840 --> 01:07:54,560 What was it, Chattanooga? 2258 01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:55,160 That was great. 2259 01:07:55,160 --> 01:07:55,680 That was the first time. 2260 01:07:55,680 --> 01:07:56,320 Brought back memories? 2261 01:07:56,320 --> 01:07:56,840 Yep. 2262 01:07:56,840 --> 01:07:57,680 I haven't been there since then. 2263 01:07:57,680 --> 01:07:58,720 As far as he can remember. 2264 01:07:58,720 --> 01:07:59,240 Yeah. 2265 01:07:59,240 --> 01:08:01,720 The Chattanooga incident of spring 24. 2266 01:08:01,720 --> 01:08:03,280 I'm going to Chattanooga soon. 2267 01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:03,760 Oh, yeah. 2268 01:08:03,760 --> 01:08:04,640 You got a show over there? 2269 01:08:04,640 --> 01:08:07,760 I am actually part of the industry 2270 01:08:07,760 --> 01:08:10,560 that has been invited to the Lookout Comedy Festival. 2271 01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:11,040 Nice. 2272 01:08:11,040 --> 01:08:12,680 Oh my gosh. 2273 01:08:12,680 --> 01:08:14,200 Look at you. 2274 01:08:14,200 --> 01:08:15,680 When is that? 2275 01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:19,080 The weekend of the 17th through the 20th of October. 2276 01:08:19,080 --> 01:08:20,000 Of October, all right. 2277 01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:20,640 A couple weeks. 2278 01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:21,360 This will be out, right? 2279 01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:21,840 Yeah. 2280 01:08:21,840 --> 01:08:22,480 Yeah. 2281 01:08:22,480 --> 01:08:23,160 Hell yeah. 2282 01:08:23,160 --> 01:08:24,520 You got anything else? 2283 01:08:24,520 --> 01:08:25,320 Nah. 2284 01:08:25,320 --> 01:08:26,360 Shenanigans. 2285 01:08:26,360 --> 01:08:28,880 Oh, our trailer was stolen. 2286 01:08:28,880 --> 01:08:29,760 Oh, yeah. 2287 01:08:29,760 --> 01:08:31,560 And shout out Clown College. 2288 01:08:31,560 --> 01:08:34,800 They contributed to our GoFundMe. 2289 01:08:34,800 --> 01:08:37,960 So one of the things that we do at Shenanigans, 2290 01:08:37,960 --> 01:08:41,400 because we're a nonprofit and we try to do good in the community, 2291 01:08:41,400 --> 01:08:46,240 is we had what we were calling Huntsville's free LGBTQ plus 2292 01:08:46,240 --> 01:08:48,400 clothing closet. 2293 01:08:48,400 --> 01:08:49,600 We have no clothes. 2294 01:08:49,600 --> 01:08:51,480 Oh, sweet baby. 2295 01:08:51,480 --> 01:08:54,760 We have never checked anybody's gay card. 2296 01:08:54,760 --> 01:08:57,360 Basically, it's just free clothes to anybody that wants it. 2297 01:08:57,360 --> 01:09:03,320 And we had it in an enclosed trailer that was 7 by 16. 2298 01:09:03,320 --> 01:09:08,800 And somebody somewhere between Friday and Saturday night 2299 01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:10,760 last weekend just stole it. 2300 01:09:10,760 --> 01:09:11,880 That's crazy. 2301 01:09:11,880 --> 01:09:12,560 Took advantage. 2302 01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:13,560 Fuck those people. 2303 01:09:13,560 --> 01:09:17,160 And what I think is hilarious is when they get it home 2304 01:09:17,160 --> 01:09:19,840 and they open it up and it's all rainbows inside. 2305 01:09:19,840 --> 01:09:22,120 It's literally rainbow colored inside. 2306 01:09:22,120 --> 01:09:26,280 Anyway, so now we're trying not to spend too much negative energy 2307 01:09:26,280 --> 01:09:27,920 on it and just moving forward. 2308 01:09:27,920 --> 01:09:31,280 So we're trying to get money together to get another vehicle. 2309 01:09:31,280 --> 01:09:35,000 We're looking more at box truck used, obviously, 2310 01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:37,440 but in the same price range as that trailer, 2311 01:09:37,440 --> 01:09:39,560 a used box truck instead this time. 2312 01:09:39,560 --> 01:09:40,560 What did Nasshole do? 2313 01:09:40,560 --> 01:09:41,640 Yeah, that's what I'm feeling. 2314 01:09:41,640 --> 01:09:43,000 From a nonprofit? 2315 01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:44,080 You got to be a piece of shit. 2316 01:09:44,080 --> 01:09:44,920 Why you tell them that truck? 2317 01:09:44,920 --> 01:09:45,360 What is that? 2318 01:09:45,360 --> 01:09:46,240 The trailer you said? 2319 01:09:46,240 --> 01:09:48,440 Why would you take the trailer? 2320 01:09:48,440 --> 01:09:51,080 A lot of times they think that there's 2321 01:09:51,080 --> 01:09:53,880 expensive landscaping or construction equipment 2322 01:09:53,880 --> 01:09:54,800 and stuff in there. 2323 01:09:54,800 --> 01:09:57,320 And they did get some of that because we had a portable AC 2324 01:09:57,320 --> 01:10:01,360 unit and a really nice inverted generator in there. 2325 01:10:01,360 --> 01:10:02,480 Dude, we should have got it. 2326 01:10:05,240 --> 01:10:07,440 And we're going to put the link in the description. 2327 01:10:07,440 --> 01:10:08,320 I'd appreciate that. 2328 01:10:08,320 --> 01:10:11,920 Yeah, and go donate a little bit to this GoFundMe. 2329 01:10:11,920 --> 01:10:13,120 We'll put the picture up there. 2330 01:10:13,120 --> 01:10:15,320 And if you see this shit, fucking call it in. 2331 01:10:15,320 --> 01:10:17,760 But call it in to us first so we can go beat the shit out of him. 2332 01:10:17,760 --> 01:10:18,680 We'll call the police. 2333 01:10:18,680 --> 01:10:20,120 Hell yeah, they're going to get this unit right now. 2334 01:10:20,120 --> 01:10:21,040 I have my suspicions. 2335 01:10:21,040 --> 01:10:22,640 That's to a degree of ass-whupping. 2336 01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:25,280 Yeah, you have your suspicions on who stole the trailer? 2337 01:10:25,280 --> 01:10:25,760 Yeah. 2338 01:10:25,760 --> 01:10:26,520 You know who it is. 2339 01:10:26,520 --> 01:10:28,040 Oh, I already know who it is. 2340 01:10:28,040 --> 01:10:29,960 Scrappy-doo stole the trailer. 2341 01:10:29,960 --> 01:10:31,840 Dammit, Scrappy-doo. 2342 01:10:31,840 --> 01:10:32,920 Dammit. 2343 01:10:32,920 --> 01:10:34,520 You can't keep getting away with it, man. 2344 01:10:34,520 --> 01:10:35,840 Freaking Scrappy-doo. 2345 01:10:35,840 --> 01:10:37,600 What the fuck? 2346 01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:38,080 He got it. 2347 01:10:38,080 --> 01:10:41,360 Alex, you got a lot of extra work. 2348 01:10:41,360 --> 01:10:43,680 Alex, you got a lot of bleeping to do this time. 2349 01:10:43,680 --> 01:10:44,600 Oh, yeah. 2350 01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:47,320 I'll do your breast milk so bad. 2351 01:10:47,320 --> 01:10:48,560 She was licking the table. 2352 01:10:48,560 --> 01:10:49,760 Yeah, she was licking my nipples. 2353 01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:51,640 You don't like that girl's breath? 2354 01:10:51,640 --> 01:10:53,160 Her breath is rowdy. 2355 01:10:53,160 --> 01:10:54,080 Man, I got it. 2356 01:10:54,080 --> 01:10:55,560 They even took a... 2357 01:10:55,560 --> 01:10:58,640 You don't got to smell shit that smells bad, man. 2358 01:10:58,640 --> 01:10:59,640 Just say, come here, Audrey. 2359 01:10:59,640 --> 01:11:00,520 Come here, Audrey. 2360 01:11:00,520 --> 01:11:01,160 What's her name? 2361 01:11:01,160 --> 01:11:01,720 Audrey. 2362 01:11:01,720 --> 01:11:08,480 Audrey, are you OK? 2363 01:11:08,480 --> 01:11:09,960 You don't want to come here right now. 2364 01:11:09,960 --> 01:11:10,760 I'll smell it later. 2365 01:11:10,760 --> 01:11:11,760 I'll let you know. 2366 01:11:11,760 --> 01:11:15,320 Also, in the comments, if you want to suggest something for me 2367 01:11:15,320 --> 01:11:16,880 and Brandon to do, because JJ, you're still 2368 01:11:16,880 --> 01:11:18,040 going to do the skydiving. 2369 01:11:18,040 --> 01:11:18,560 Yeah. 2370 01:11:18,560 --> 01:11:21,880 I mean, I think I have to now that nobody else knows. 2371 01:11:21,880 --> 01:11:23,000 Where do they do that? 2372 01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:23,760 Vynmont. 2373 01:11:23,760 --> 01:11:24,280 Vynmont. 2374 01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:24,960 Oh, OK. 2375 01:11:24,960 --> 01:11:25,440 Yeah. 2376 01:11:25,440 --> 01:11:26,040 How high is that? 2377 01:11:26,040 --> 01:11:26,640 I know where Vynmont is. 2378 01:11:26,640 --> 01:11:27,600 That sounds high as fuck. 2379 01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:28,240 Vynmont? 2380 01:11:28,240 --> 01:11:30,160 Is that near Montesano or something? 2381 01:11:30,160 --> 01:11:30,880 That sounds bad. 2382 01:11:30,880 --> 01:11:32,200 It's like 50 minutes away. 2383 01:11:32,200 --> 01:11:33,400 It's on the way to Vynmont. 2384 01:11:33,400 --> 01:11:34,360 It's near Coleman. 2385 01:11:34,360 --> 01:11:34,840 Mm-hmm. 2386 01:11:34,840 --> 01:11:35,640 There it is. 2387 01:11:35,640 --> 01:11:36,120 That's what? 2388 01:11:36,120 --> 01:11:37,240 Fly up in that area. 2389 01:11:37,240 --> 01:11:37,740 Yeah. 2390 01:11:37,740 --> 01:11:38,240 Yeah. 2391 01:11:38,240 --> 01:11:40,680 I can't even say this one. 2392 01:11:40,680 --> 01:11:41,960 You guys have to do some... 2393 01:11:41,960 --> 01:11:42,640 That's what I'm saying. 2394 01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:43,240 It's crazy. 2395 01:11:43,240 --> 01:11:43,800 That's what I'm saying. 2396 01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:47,640 So in the comments, suggest us something we're going to be brainstorming. 2397 01:11:47,640 --> 01:11:53,080 Suggest us something that me and Brandon and Alex can do the skydiving. 2398 01:11:53,080 --> 01:11:55,440 Me, Brandon, and Jack. 2399 01:11:55,440 --> 01:11:56,960 He's just got thrown into it. 2400 01:11:56,960 --> 01:11:58,280 Is Alex going to the skydive? 2401 01:11:58,280 --> 01:11:59,320 You're going to the skydive? 2402 01:11:59,320 --> 01:11:59,960 Oh, wow. 2403 01:11:59,960 --> 01:12:02,480 So I'll do that hair in the skydiving. 2404 01:12:02,480 --> 01:12:04,040 It's going to look majestic. 2405 01:12:04,040 --> 01:12:05,440 Oh, my gosh. 2406 01:12:05,440 --> 01:12:07,760 The dude behind is going to be pissed off. 2407 01:12:07,760 --> 01:12:12,480 So is the goal to find something kind of daring out there for you guys? 2408 01:12:12,480 --> 01:12:13,480 Cave diving. 2409 01:12:13,480 --> 01:12:14,000 Ooh. 2410 01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:15,320 Well, he can't swim. 2411 01:12:15,320 --> 01:12:16,000 Yeah, I'm going to die. 2412 01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:17,120 And it's not because he's black. 2413 01:12:17,120 --> 01:12:18,000 Or a cave. 2414 01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:18,840 I'm not the best swimmer. 2415 01:12:18,840 --> 01:12:19,720 I'm going to die. 2416 01:12:19,720 --> 01:12:22,000 Just like a regular cave? 2417 01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:22,920 Spelunking. 2418 01:12:22,920 --> 01:12:27,840 The thing is, any spelunking like normal daily tasks could terrify Brandon. 2419 01:12:27,840 --> 01:12:29,120 Yeah, like, fucking hiking. 2420 01:12:29,120 --> 01:12:30,560 He just said, go hiking. 2421 01:12:30,560 --> 01:12:33,600 Brandon, go order at this restaurant you've never been to. 2422 01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:34,440 Yeah, that actually is. 2423 01:12:34,440 --> 01:12:36,520 And you can't look at the menu. 2424 01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:39,600 Go back to the Jamaican restaurant that they hate you at. 2425 01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:40,440 They hate you? 2426 01:12:40,440 --> 01:12:42,520 Well, they don't hate me, but they embarrassed me, man. 2427 01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:44,080 It was so bad. 2428 01:12:44,080 --> 01:12:45,640 It was horrible. 2429 01:12:45,640 --> 01:12:47,640 Because I came in there broke. 2430 01:12:47,640 --> 01:12:48,520 Well, I wasn't broke. 2431 01:12:48,520 --> 01:12:50,640 My car didn't work, and they just kept on. 2432 01:12:50,640 --> 01:12:52,200 I was like, they made a whole scene. 2433 01:12:52,200 --> 01:12:52,720 No. 2434 01:12:52,720 --> 01:12:54,000 I kept on putting it in. 2435 01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:54,680 It was declining. 2436 01:12:54,680 --> 01:12:56,120 I'm like, oh, man. 2437 01:12:56,120 --> 01:12:59,000 I'm going to go home and try to get my money back on there. 2438 01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:00,120 He's like, no, no, man. 2439 01:13:00,120 --> 01:13:01,840 You already holding up the line. 2440 01:13:01,840 --> 01:13:02,880 You might as well just take it. 2441 01:13:02,880 --> 01:13:04,560 And I'm like, no, no, man. 2442 01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:06,000 Where the hell was this at, Brandon? 2443 01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:07,160 Yeah, that's some shit. 2444 01:13:07,160 --> 01:13:08,560 Call them out. 2445 01:13:08,560 --> 01:13:09,560 MK? 2446 01:13:09,560 --> 01:13:10,160 Not MK. 2447 01:13:10,160 --> 01:13:12,360 It was called. 2448 01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:13,360 What the fuck are you scared of? 2449 01:13:13,360 --> 01:13:14,120 You know what the fuck it is? 2450 01:13:14,120 --> 01:13:15,120 It's called Island Jerk. 2451 01:13:15,120 --> 01:13:15,680 Island Jerk? 2452 01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:16,200 Yeah. 2453 01:13:16,200 --> 01:13:16,680 Fuck them. 2454 01:13:16,680 --> 01:13:18,160 Years ago, I was in there, man. 2455 01:13:18,160 --> 01:13:19,120 And then it was bad. 2456 01:13:19,120 --> 01:13:20,240 And then one old dude was like, you know what? 2457 01:13:20,240 --> 01:13:21,360 I'll pay for you, bro. 2458 01:13:21,360 --> 01:13:21,720 For real? 2459 01:13:21,720 --> 01:13:22,520 He paid for me. 2460 01:13:22,520 --> 01:13:23,320 Shout out that guy. 2461 01:13:23,320 --> 01:13:24,480 Shout out that old guy. 2462 01:13:24,480 --> 01:13:25,400 Yeah, but I hated that. 2463 01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:27,880 And Island Jerk can go to hell. 2464 01:13:27,880 --> 01:13:28,400 Yeah. 2465 01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:30,680 That's some shit just embarrassing somebody like that. 2466 01:13:30,680 --> 01:13:31,880 It might be, yeah. 2467 01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:32,400 I don't know. 2468 01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:33,120 It was years ago. 2469 01:13:33,120 --> 01:13:34,120 That's why I was like, I'll hold it, 2470 01:13:34,120 --> 01:13:35,480 because it could be new management. 2471 01:13:35,480 --> 01:13:37,520 But damn. 2472 01:13:37,520 --> 01:13:40,520 I'll get her in a second. 2473 01:13:40,520 --> 01:13:42,800 All right, well, that's it for us today. 2474 01:13:42,800 --> 01:13:44,120 I think she's scared of Alex. 2475 01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:48,640 Well, yeah, you missed it. 2476 01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:50,160 She did, bro. 2477 01:13:50,160 --> 01:13:53,800 JJ, whenever Alex first got here, you missed it. 2478 01:13:53,800 --> 01:13:56,720 Because Alex was saying he came by to let her go to the bathroom. 2479 01:13:56,720 --> 01:13:59,040 And she froze and wouldn't go near him. 2480 01:13:59,040 --> 01:14:01,040 She was like, this is it. 2481 01:14:01,040 --> 01:14:01,680 He texted me. 2482 01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:02,640 She was like, she's good. 2483 01:14:02,640 --> 01:14:03,520 She's just looking at me. 2484 01:14:03,520 --> 01:14:04,640 She won't move. 2485 01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:06,800 I don't think I'm allowed to say their names on the podcast. 2486 01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:09,920 But you guys raised a racist-ass dog. 2487 01:14:09,920 --> 01:14:13,000 And that's fucked up, dude. 2488 01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:15,120 After we've been so kind to your people. 2489 01:14:19,120 --> 01:14:20,040 All right, we're out. 2490 01:14:20,040 --> 01:14:21,400 Thanks so much, Kev, for coming by. 2491 01:14:21,400 --> 01:14:22,320 Thanks for having me, guys. 2492 01:14:22,320 --> 01:14:23,720 Hell, yeah, it's been a great walk. 2493 01:14:23,720 --> 01:14:24,200 Peace. 2494 01:14:24,200 --> 01:14:24,720 Peace. 2495 01:14:24,720 --> 01:14:52,920 What's up, I am 2496 01:14:54,720 --> 01:15:01,480 I fucking hate Scrappy dude.