1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,920 This week on Clown College. 2 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:08,920 You're fixing my car. 3 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:10,320 Approach me how he approached you. 4 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:11,960 All right. 5 00:00:11,960 --> 00:00:12,960 Hey. 6 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:13,840 How you doing? 7 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:15,360 OK, I'm a little offset. 8 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:16,320 A little put it. 9 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:18,080 But go ahead. 10 00:00:18,080 --> 00:00:19,680 You know anything about cars? 11 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:20,880 No, I don't know anything about cars. 12 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:24,240 You don't know nothing about cars? 13 00:00:24,240 --> 00:00:25,920 You want to learn about cars? 14 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:26,680 Yeah. 15 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:27,160 You down? 16 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:27,640 OK. 17 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:28,480 Hold on. 18 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:30,720 You know how to do anything? 19 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:33,080 No, I mean, I change the battery. 20 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:34,240 Oh. 21 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:36,320 You know how to do more than that? 22 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:38,560 I kind of don't like where this conversation is going. 23 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:40,560 No? 24 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:41,440 I'll teach you. 25 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:42,160 OK. 26 00:00:42,160 --> 00:00:42,800 All right, man. 27 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:45,480 Yeah, just let me know. 28 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:46,840 And that was it. 29 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:48,160 Was he sweating that much? 30 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:50,120 No. 31 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:51,040 In 66. 32 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:51,680 That was me. 33 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:53,880 That was me because I was just like, 34 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:55,400 I was standing in the heat for like 10 minutes. 35 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:57,880 I couldn't tell if it was you in character or the real you. 36 00:00:57,880 --> 00:00:58,380 Yeah. 37 00:00:58,380 --> 00:00:58,880 Yeah. 38 00:00:58,880 --> 00:00:59,380 Wow. 39 00:00:59,380 --> 00:00:59,880 Yeah. 40 00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:00,380 Yeah. 41 00:01:00,380 --> 00:01:00,880 Wow. 42 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:04,520 Welcome to Clown College. 43 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:05,680 We have profound knowledge. 44 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:07,880 In many ways to elevate and make your sound polished. 45 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:10,080 So if you want to hear a little honest, 46 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:12,280 a few takes on the ways to make it as a comic, 47 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:13,560 then stick around for a while. 48 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:15,720 If you're down to clown, we've got the guests right now 49 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:19,080 just to show you how. 50 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:23,080 Let's all go to Clown College, baby. 51 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:28,080 It's with Brandon Willis, Don and JJ. 52 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:32,080 Let's all go to Clown College, baby. 53 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:37,080 It's with Brandon Willis, Don and JJ. 54 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:55,080 Well, I was going to say, what kind of cookie? 55 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:58,080 Chinese that make all of them, isn't it? 56 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:00,080 Just the one. 57 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:01,080 Just that one. 58 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:04,080 Hey, make sure that's plugged in back here. 59 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:06,080 Plug that big M back in. 60 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:07,080 That's plugged in. 61 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:08,080 Oh, that's not the long one? 62 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:09,080 Yeah, yeah, you can't use the long one. 63 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:10,080 You want some? 64 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:13,080 It's like saying, hey, you want a box of Palestinians? 65 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:14,080 Whoa. 66 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:15,080 What is it? 67 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:16,080 Rock candy? 68 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:17,080 Yeah. 69 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:20,080 I got him. 70 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:27,080 Why is my box beeping? 71 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:30,080 So when Mark Viola came into the room last night, 72 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:35,080 he was like, I know that motherfucker set those beepers off. 73 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:37,080 Jesus Christ. 74 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:42,080 And Charlie Swisher goes, Charlie Swisher goes, yeah, yeah, 75 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:43,080 the hair. 76 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:44,080 And I was like, ha, ha. 77 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:47,080 And he was like, well, I don't get it because his hair is 78 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:48,080 staticky, right? 79 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:49,080 And I was like, what? 80 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:51,080 And he was like, it's shooting off the beepers. 81 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:54,080 And I was like, you watch the news show? 82 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:58,080 And when I told him about it, he goes, ha, he is a Jew. 83 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:01,080 Dude, Mark's the perfect intersection for that because he 84 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:05,080 looks so violently Jewish and like a dude that would still 85 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:06,080 carry a pager. 86 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:12,080 He meets right on that intersection. 87 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:15,080 He's patient zero. 88 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:16,080 Suspect number one. 89 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:18,080 Like on Seinfeld or something? 90 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:20,080 Yes, exactly like that, dude. 91 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:21,080 That's insane. 92 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:25,080 What, Seinfeld? 93 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:28,080 75 million viewers on the last episode. 94 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:30,080 That is crazy that that happened. 95 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:31,080 Damn, that's good. 96 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:33,080 Who can beat it? 97 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:37,080 The opposite end of the spectrum of American History X. 98 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:41,080 He has a star of David tattoos, but he doesn't do any push-ups 99 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:42,080 or anything. 100 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:44,080 So he has one of the worst, palest white bodies. 101 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:48,080 I don't ever want to see Mark Viola with this shirt off. 102 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:49,080 Salami, I'm good. 103 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:52,080 Got to be the biggest nipples of all time. 104 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:54,080 We should have him on. 105 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:55,080 Can't beat Pep Brownie. 106 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:56,080 We got to have Mark on. 107 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:59,080 So he just won the, shout out to. 108 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:03,080 Okay, so Syfy's in the room, so he won't shut the fuck up. 109 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:05,080 We all know this, right? 110 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:10,080 If you guys don't watch the Bryson Syfy show, go over there, watch it. 111 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:15,080 It's a good time, but then you'll realize why he just can't shut the fuck up. 112 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:17,080 Damn. 113 00:04:17,080 --> 00:04:19,080 I hate to see you guys fight like this. 114 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:22,080 If you want, I can pass the microphone sometimes. 115 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:25,080 Don't be an enabler, Brandon. 116 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:27,080 You're going to have to pass the microphone. 117 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:32,080 I'm going to play games with my phone. 118 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:33,080 But the great Syfy's here. 119 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:36,080 He beat me last night in the competition. 120 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:40,080 Shout out to Hope for the Church Street competition. 121 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:46,080 $500 went to the winner, who was Mark Viola, who came all the way up from a buckets pool spot. 122 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:49,080 From a bucket, he didn't even know he was going up to winning the whole thing. 123 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:51,080 Well, you know, when there's money involved. 124 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:53,080 Oh, shit. 125 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:55,080 I don't know why you guys are laughing. 126 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:57,080 Everybody wants to win money. 127 00:04:57,080 --> 00:05:00,080 It's you guys who are fucked up. 128 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:03,080 He tries to act like he was talking shit about the Jewish. 129 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:05,080 He was like, here. 130 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:09,080 He said, great way to appeal to the DEI crowd. 131 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:11,080 And you know, I don't know what that means. 132 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:14,080 So I have the I know it's diversity something. 133 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:15,080 Equity and inclusion. 134 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:17,080 What the fuck is equity? 135 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:24,080 Equity is pull up the graphics with the kids watching the baseball game and they're on the boxes. 136 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:27,080 The difference between equality and equity. 137 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:29,080 OK, so yeah, Brandon, explain this to us. 138 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:30,080 I want to know. 139 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:35,080 DEI stands for diversity, equity and inclusion. 140 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:36,080 Yes. 141 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:46,080 Which are organizational frameworks that aim to ensure fair treatment and full participation for all people. 142 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:53,080 DEI is based on the idea that people should be accepted, you know, supported and valued for their unique differences. 143 00:05:53,080 --> 00:06:02,080 And all that people and that all should have the opportunity to succeed and contribute to society. 144 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:04,080 Yeah. Yeah. 145 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:06,080 Let them back. Yeah. 146 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:07,080 Let them back in there. 147 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:08,080 Yeah. 148 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:09,080 What are you talking about? 149 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:10,080 What are you talking about me? 150 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:11,080 Yeah. 151 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:12,080 Damn. 152 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:13,080 He goes like. 153 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:14,080 Damn, man. 154 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:15,080 Yeah. 155 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:19,080 I do read the cards too, believe it or not. 156 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:26,080 When I stumble, I stumble. 157 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:29,080 You know who's not for DEI? 158 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:30,080 Who? 159 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:31,080 Trump? 160 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:32,080 What? 161 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:34,080 Didn't we get a present from Jake? 162 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:35,080 Oh, yes, we sure did. 163 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:38,080 Oh, JJ doesn't know about this. 164 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:41,080 Show the camera now. 165 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:42,080 Pass, JJ. 166 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:43,080 Yeah, there you go. 167 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:44,080 Oh, nice. 168 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:47,080 Hell yeah, dude. 169 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:49,080 Hold on, pass this down to. 170 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:50,080 Is this what they paid y'all? 171 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:51,080 He don't know my name. 172 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:55,080 Pass this down to DEI over there, dude. 173 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:58,080 This make me look even more like a Trump supporter, man. 174 00:06:58,080 --> 00:06:59,080 Well, Brandon, you told us. 175 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:00,080 I'm not. 176 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:02,080 You've been telling us off camera that you're a huge, huge. 177 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:03,080 No. 178 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:04,080 I mean, huge. 179 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:05,080 No. 180 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:06,080 Trump supporter. 181 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:07,080 I don't know. 182 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:08,080 It's no. 183 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:09,080 Brandon's part of the young red wave. 184 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:10,080 Yeah. 185 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:11,080 The black red. 186 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:12,080 Somebody just read this and be like, he can do it. 187 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:13,080 No, I don't. 188 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:15,080 Our goal is to get Brandon on Turning Point USA. 189 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:16,080 What is that? 190 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:21,840 Where you go up and give a speech about how much you love Trump and how transgender people 191 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:22,840 shouldn't have rights. 192 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:23,840 Are you going to do this? 193 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:24,840 Please, I would love to see it. 194 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:25,840 Oh, as a bit? 195 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:26,840 Yeah, okay. 196 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:27,840 Sure, as a bit. 197 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:28,840 Just make sure we do it for election season. 198 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:29,840 You got to mean every word you say. 199 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:30,840 Why you actually do it. 200 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:31,840 You do have to mean it. 201 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:32,840 I don't. 202 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:33,840 You don't have to like mean it for real, but you have to feel like that. 203 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:34,840 Just talk about your stance on LGBT. 204 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:35,840 You'll be fine. 205 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:36,840 I think you're right. 206 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:37,840 I think you're right. 207 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:38,840 I think you're right. 208 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:39,840 I think you're right. 209 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:40,840 I think you're right. 210 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:41,840 I think you're right. 211 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:42,840 I think you're right. 212 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:43,840 I think you're right. 213 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:46,600 I think you're right. 214 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:47,600 Just be yourself about that one. 215 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:48,600 I think they're great. 216 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:49,600 I love them. 217 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:50,600 Yeah. 218 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:51,600 Say that about Trump. 219 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:52,600 Trump. 220 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:53,600 Yeah, so, okay, yeah, exactly. 221 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:54,600 Do like switch it. 222 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:55,600 Just think about Trump as gay. 223 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:56,600 I love how accepting you guys are of gay people. 224 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:57,600 Yeah. 225 00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:58,600 Yeah. 226 00:07:58,600 --> 00:07:59,600 Yeah. 227 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:00,600 Yeah. 228 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:03,600 But you do that, but we're going to do it for Trump because it's a bit and we're playing. 229 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:04,600 Oh, yeah, it's a bit, yeah. 230 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:05,600 It's a bit. 231 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:06,600 Look how many you got in your hand right now. 232 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:07,600 Yeah, dude. 233 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:08,600 It looks like you just- 234 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:09,600 You passed these out, bro. 235 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:10,600 Hey, man. 236 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:11,600 I'm not going to do that. 237 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:12,600 I'm not going to do that. 238 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:13,600 I'm just going to pass these out, bro. 239 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:14,600 Hey, man. 240 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:15,600 I mean, Jake was like, hey, I got this pole here. 241 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:16,600 Pass it down to your friends. 242 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:17,600 Brandon, it looks like you just like- 243 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:18,600 You want to play soldier? 244 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:19,600 You got caught in like a political pyramids game, bro. 245 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:20,600 I mean- 246 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:21,600 Chief of staff. 247 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:40,600 Dude, Brandon looks like he just robbed the offering plate of the Westboro Baptist Church. 248 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:47,720 But yeah, we'll do that. 249 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:50,360 We're going to send you. 250 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:52,280 We'll make all the arrangements. 251 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:53,440 You pretty much get a free trip. 252 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:54,440 Where's this place at? 253 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:56,240 Well, they do them all over the country. 254 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:57,240 No. 255 00:08:57,240 --> 00:08:58,240 They do? 256 00:08:58,240 --> 00:08:59,240 They come through here? 257 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:00,240 They probably will. 258 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,240 All right. 259 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:02,240 They'll do one at UAH, dude. 260 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:03,240 And I'll go. 261 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:04,240 Hell, yeah. 262 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:05,240 I'll go and I'll cry. 263 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:07,040 And I can bring a plus one so you can come with me. 264 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:08,040 Okay. 265 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:10,240 They have branches at high schools. 266 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:11,240 What's the name of this? 267 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:12,240 TPUSA. 268 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:13,240 TPUSA. 269 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:14,240 Turning point. 270 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:15,240 Turning point. 271 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:16,240 It's where we- 272 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:17,240 It's where young Americans are sitting. 273 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:18,240 Yeah. 274 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:19,240 Okay. 275 00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:20,240 Damn. 276 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:21,240 Yeah, look that up, Brandon. 277 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:22,240 Let's see these people. 278 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:25,240 Trump, T-U- I can't even remember what the fuck he's saying. 279 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:30,240 He put an equals sign. 280 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:34,440 He put an equals sign. 281 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:39,000 Oh, this is the guy I'm talking about. 282 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,400 Why is his face like that? 283 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:41,840 Steve off of Minecraft. 284 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:43,840 Dude, I hate this guy. 285 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:46,840 Steve from Minecraft. 286 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:51,320 Brandon, that Steve from Minecraft has a square head. 287 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:53,560 Yeah, that's big as fuck right there. 288 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:54,560 But it's all in the middle. 289 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:56,560 Like, the face is small, bro. 290 00:09:56,560 --> 00:09:57,560 Look at it. 291 00:09:57,560 --> 00:09:58,560 Like the dude from Up, you know? 292 00:09:58,560 --> 00:09:59,560 Go to another picture. 293 00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:03,600 Like, when he goes put smile, whatever his name is. 294 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:04,600 What is this guy? 295 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:05,600 Who is this guy? 296 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:06,600 Is this David Hogg? 297 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:07,600 Yeah, that one. 298 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:08,600 No. 299 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:09,600 Who is that? 300 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:11,040 See, but this is a good picture. 301 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:12,320 He kind of looks like Tucker Carlson. 302 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:13,320 That's what I was thinking. 303 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:14,320 Spin off. 304 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:15,320 But go to- what's his name? 305 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:16,320 What's his name? 306 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:17,320 Anybody know? 307 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:18,320 Charlie Kirk. 308 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:22,000 Okay, put Charlie Kirk, Kirk, whatever his name is. 309 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,000 Charlie Kirk, smile. 310 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,400 Oh, there it is right there. 311 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:27,400 It already popped up. 312 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:30,440 If people do that, smile. 313 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:31,920 I won't say what kind of people. 314 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:34,840 Just had their phone go off. 315 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:35,840 They were black people. 316 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:36,840 That is a smile. 317 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:38,840 That is a- and that's authentic. 318 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:39,840 That's not photoshopped. 319 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:43,520 I'm telling everybody he raped me though. 320 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:47,200 Oh my god, this guy has to be stopped, man. 321 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:48,200 That's terrible. 322 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:51,200 It's unsettling. 323 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:52,200 That's like a- 324 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:53,200 And then- 325 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:54,200 Oh, bro. 326 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:57,880 He looks like a Meat Canyon character. 327 00:10:57,880 --> 00:11:00,880 He's like, he's went right there. 328 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:05,520 Now, I know you're supposed to include everybody, but this guy. 329 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:10,320 I couldn't be around him because his face makes me mad. 330 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:11,320 Nobody else? 331 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:12,320 This pisses me off. 332 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:13,320 Oh my- 333 00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:14,320 I don't know if that's real. 334 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:15,320 I don't know if that's real. 335 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:16,320 No, that's real. 336 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:17,320 Yeah. 337 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:18,320 That's real. 338 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:26,920 Safa said it looks like he's wearing someone else's skin, like their face. 339 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:29,000 Why is he there with Damar Hamlin? 340 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:33,000 Is that what stopped his heart when he looked into the stands? 341 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,000 Yeah, on the field. 342 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,000 Charlie Kirk? 343 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,000 Damar Hamlin. 344 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,520 He died for a little bit. 345 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:40,520 He made the interception last week though. 346 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:42,520 Fuck Damar Hamlin. 347 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:44,400 I'm going to take that stance. 348 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:46,080 He picked off Trevor Lawrence. 349 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,080 Fuck Damar Hamlin, dude. 350 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:48,080 Yeah, he did. 351 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:50,080 Y'all got y'all ass beat, boy. 352 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:51,560 Jacksonville Jaguars. 353 00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:55,720 Look, that's that girl's face whenever he made that smiling face. 354 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:57,920 You see, go click on it. 355 00:11:57,920 --> 00:11:59,240 I don't know what she is, but- 356 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:00,880 What she is? 357 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:01,880 She's black, I guess. 358 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:02,880 Oh my gosh. 359 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:03,880 Black adjacent. 360 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:06,200 It's like somebody's sci-fi would date. 361 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:10,080 Charlie Swisher is blacker than her though, for sure. 362 00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:11,240 Yeah, he's from Atlanta. 363 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:12,240 Did you guys know that? 364 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:13,240 Hell yeah. 365 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:14,800 Yeah, I don't like his face. 366 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:18,720 I know nothing about his politics, but I just- 367 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:21,720 His smile is like Charlie's nose. 368 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:22,720 Just off-putting, man. 369 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:25,720 Just, what are you doing, dude? 370 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:27,200 That's fucked up. 371 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:29,000 Shout out Charlie Swisher. 372 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,000 I love him, dude. 373 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,000 I haven't seen him in 12 years. 374 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:35,240 Just like my father. 375 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:37,240 Played in shit yesterday. 376 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:38,240 Literal shit. 377 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:39,240 Play? 378 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:40,240 Yeah. 379 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:41,240 Well, worked in it, but- 380 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:42,240 It's working. 381 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:50,040 When you were a kid, you like shit yourself and you're just playing with it and your mom's 382 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:54,680 like, oh, he's going to grow up to be a great shit worker one day. 383 00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:55,680 The shit guy. 384 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:58,440 There's nothing wrong with working in shit. 385 00:12:58,440 --> 00:12:59,440 It's an honest living. 386 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:00,440 True, I agree. 387 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:06,720 It's way better than what I did. 388 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:11,840 When an elderly person's insurance inclines, I'm like, that'll be $1,300. 389 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:15,920 That's tight. 390 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,400 Who needs to see at that age? 391 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:18,400 Nobody. 392 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:19,400 Because they shouldn't be driving. 393 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:20,400 They're going to drive regardless. 394 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,600 I know they are, but it's time. 395 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:25,520 We got to do something about the old drivers here, dude. 396 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:30,040 I'm saying once you hit 65, you need to take a driver's test at least every three years. 397 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:31,040 I'm with you. 398 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:32,040 Every two years. 399 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:33,040 I like this rule. 400 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:34,800 They're going to call it elder abuse and I say- 401 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:35,800 Are you beating them? 402 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:36,800 No. 403 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:37,800 You're just making them drive. 404 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:40,480 It's like, well, who's going to drive me to the social security office? 405 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:45,240 It's like, I know you got one grandchild that's the least ungrateful. 406 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:47,640 They'll probably do it if you buy them jacks. 407 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:48,640 They got a little bus for them. 408 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:49,640 Yeah, the shuttle. 409 00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:50,640 Little shuttle. 410 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:51,640 Yeah, they do. 411 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:52,640 Little small bus. 412 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:53,640 For real, my grandma takes it. 413 00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:54,640 Yeah, the one that Brandon was on. 414 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:55,640 What's it called? 415 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:56,640 On the weekends. 416 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:57,640 On the weekends. 417 00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:58,640 That's the weekend bus. 418 00:13:58,640 --> 00:13:59,640 The weekend bus. 419 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:00,640 Yeah. 420 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:01,640 They just wrap it differently. 421 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:02,640 You saw me that one time. 422 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:03,640 Brandon, don't let him talk to you like that. 423 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:04,640 I mean, I was once on. 424 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:05,640 What do you mean? 425 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:06,640 I was just helping out. 426 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:07,400 See, every time, you can sit next to me. 427 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:08,400 I was helping take somebody to the doctor. 428 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:09,400 That's what happened. 429 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,400 Oh, okay. 430 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:11,400 Mmm. 431 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:12,400 I just had to assist. 432 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:13,400 That was your job. 433 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:14,400 Oh, okay. 434 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:15,400 That was your job? 435 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:16,400 Yeah. 436 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:19,160 I was just helping out. 437 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:20,800 See, every time. 438 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:23,560 You can sit next to me. 439 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,360 I was helping to say somebody's a doctor, 440 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:26,200 that's what happened. 441 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,040 Oh, okay. 442 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,720 Oh yeah, yeah. 443 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:29,560 I just had to assist. 444 00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:30,800 That wasn't the doctor. 445 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,000 They were wearing white coats, yes, 446 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,720 but that was not the doctor, dude. 447 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:42,200 That's where you, I'm not gonna say that. 448 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:43,800 Say it, DJ. 449 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:44,960 I was gonna say that's where you go 450 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:47,040 when somebody beats your legs. 451 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,760 Yeah, that is true. 452 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:49,600 They'll beat your legs. 453 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:50,440 They will beat your legs. 454 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:51,760 With a laptop, Toshiba. 455 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,200 What the fuck is that? 456 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:54,040 I love how you know this. 457 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:54,880 Is that like a car or something? 458 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:55,920 It's my favorite. 459 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:56,760 No. 460 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:57,600 Taishiga? 461 00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:58,920 What the fuck? 462 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:00,520 You just said something racist. 463 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:02,320 You said something. 464 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:04,000 What'd you just say? 465 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,240 I said Taishiga, what did he say? 466 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:07,080 Taishiba. 467 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,240 No, I said Taishiga. 468 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,040 No, no, it's Taishiga. 469 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:11,920 There you got it. 470 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:13,120 It's a brand. 471 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:16,760 It's Daniel Tosh's computer brain, Taishiba. 472 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:20,880 A boat? 473 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:21,720 Yes. 474 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,600 We shovin' boats up asses? 475 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:26,680 All right, Alex. 476 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:27,600 And if you. 477 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:28,440 Good luck. 478 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,360 Fat Sammy's on Wednesdays. 479 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:32,680 We had to shoot this early 480 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:34,560 because people have things to do. 481 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:35,400 And football's on. 482 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:36,440 We gotta change the day anyway. 483 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:38,080 Football's on, so. 484 00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:39,000 Shootin' on Sundays. 485 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,440 I mean, if we got a guest, 486 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,440 we're just gonna have less guests. 487 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:45,640 We just fuck everybody else. 488 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,960 Whenever our teams have a bye week, 489 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:50,320 that's whenever we have a guest. 490 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:53,400 What's he doin' here on his boat? 491 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:55,040 This is the Taishiba. 492 00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:58,520 Double sink. 493 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:01,240 Brandon, how do you think they get the water 494 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:02,440 in the sink on the boat? 495 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,400 I don't know, some mechanical stuff, right? 496 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:06,240 Probably. 497 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:07,440 Yeah, that's right. 498 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:10,120 Syfy raised his hand, he had somethin' to say. 499 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:10,960 Pass on the mic though. 500 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:11,800 Hold on, lemme see. 501 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:14,560 Just pass out there. 502 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:20,600 I don't know how, I guess there's like a water pump 503 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:24,600 or some shit, but when, y'all guys didn't hear it, 504 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:27,240 Brandon, when he found the picture of the boat, 505 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:29,200 he was like, it's Taishiba, he's like, 506 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,960 so they just stickin' boats up asses? 507 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:31,960 Yeah, what? 508 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,360 We were talkin' about beatin' legs. 509 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:37,320 Yeah, we were talkin' about beatin' legs. 510 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:39,040 What's up, you did this out in the thing. 511 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,840 What's up with you and up the asses? 512 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:42,680 Brandon, are you curious about your body? 513 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:43,640 Nobody's curious about asses. 514 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:45,800 I don't wanna even discover ass, you know what I mean? 515 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:46,640 You don't wanna go in the ass. 516 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:48,640 Sounds like you've already discovered ass. 517 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,280 Because only sometimes the front. 518 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:51,120 Yeah. 519 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,320 Like ass, sometimes the front. 520 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:55,160 So you've never discovered ass? 521 00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:56,680 Nah, I haven't put it in the ass, 522 00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:58,760 because I'm like, I don't know. 523 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:00,280 Too much work, dude. 524 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,120 So much. 525 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,760 You gotta do a little bit of prep. 526 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:03,600 What you gotta do? 527 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:04,440 H. 528 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,280 Yeah. 529 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:07,080 You gonna need it after. 530 00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:08,000 You gonna need what after? 531 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,960 I'm not takin' nothin' in my ass, man. 532 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:10,800 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 533 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:11,640 No, no. 534 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:13,480 Nobody's accusing you. 535 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:14,320 No. 536 00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:15,280 I'm just. 537 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:17,400 Nobody's accusing you of takin' it in the ass. 538 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:20,280 I was like, ooh, yeah, if anybody's, yeah. 539 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:22,320 Nobody's trying to sail there to Sheba. 540 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:24,040 They say that's where the male G-spot is 541 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:26,160 whenever guys go in for their, 542 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:28,240 what's that called, prostate exam? 543 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:29,800 And they press their button, 544 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:33,000 and one dude came and then killed the doctor. 545 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:33,840 Okay, okay. 546 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:34,680 I swear to God, this is real. 547 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:35,500 That's all right. 548 00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:36,340 You can look it up. 549 00:17:36,340 --> 00:17:37,160 That's somebody from Centralia. 550 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:38,400 Man kills. 551 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,840 That sounds like a Centralian. 552 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:41,120 That does sound like a Centralian. 553 00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:42,240 He just saved the president. 554 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:44,840 James S. Brady took the shot for Reagan. 555 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:47,600 And then that same guy, the doctor, touched his ass, 556 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,440 and he shot one off. 557 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:52,440 Man kills doctor over G-spot. 558 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:53,360 Yes. 559 00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:54,880 Go to all, everybody. 560 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:56,160 He told him it was real. 561 00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:57,240 I mean. 562 00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:58,080 Yeah. 563 00:17:58,080 --> 00:17:59,760 Brandon, you gotta hit search first. 564 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:00,600 Prostate. 565 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,440 Man kills, man. 566 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,760 Man kills doctor over prostate exam. 567 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:07,600 Yeah. 568 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:09,440 Oh, there it is. 569 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:11,000 Dom has already looked it up. 570 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:14,800 Let's look right here. 571 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,840 Ground news. 572 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:18,080 Man kills doctor. 573 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:21,160 First of all, this is victim blaming at its finest. 574 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:22,160 Right here, I'm good. 575 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:23,460 Let me back up. 576 00:18:23,460 --> 00:18:24,560 Oh, it's in Zambia, dude. 577 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:25,400 Here we go. 578 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:26,240 Here's a back. 579 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:28,160 African country that starts with a Z. 580 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:29,260 It was a white dude? 581 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:33,360 Oh, hell, it's Ellen right there, man. 582 00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:34,320 No, I don't wanna talk about, 583 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,560 I'm talking about the dude who busted on me. 584 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:37,400 Damn. 585 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,840 Okay, this is weird. 586 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:41,480 That was the guy who gave Brandon his prostate exam. 587 00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:42,480 That can't be it. 588 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:43,320 No, just back up. 589 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:44,160 Yeah, let's back it. 590 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:45,920 It was the African one, dude. 591 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:47,200 It has to be. 592 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,440 Why are we back to Shashi with Cam? 593 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:49,280 Yeah. 594 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:50,480 Actually, yeah. 595 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:53,160 You know, the Africans, Jamaicans. 596 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:54,000 Just hit enter. 597 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:54,840 They did not. 598 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:55,680 Yeah. 599 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:57,440 Just hit enter. 600 00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:58,800 I had a, 601 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,120 I had an NCO, 602 00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:01,880 a knock, one of my bosses, 603 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:03,040 and he was like Jamaican. 604 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:05,080 I didn't know that they didn't like gay people, 605 00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:07,720 like they really, like they hate them, like type shit. 606 00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:10,200 And he's, and then one of his best soldiers 607 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:11,680 was this fucking, 608 00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:14,840 like she was a lesbian, but she was badass. 609 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:17,240 Like she was one of the best sergeants in the fucking, 610 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,200 like she went all the way up to the top 611 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,440 and went to like special forces type shit. 612 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:23,440 And then he was like, yeah, 613 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:26,440 I usually don't like the gays, but I love, 614 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:28,560 I ain't gonna say her name, but he's like, 615 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:30,160 she's good people. 616 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:34,120 But he was, it took everything in his body to say that. 617 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:35,320 Like she's like amazing. 618 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:36,840 Like I'm talking about the top top 619 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:38,560 of anybody in the military. 620 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:40,680 And then he's that, that finally, he was like, 621 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,600 yeah, I guess she's all right. 622 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:43,520 It took all of that. 623 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:44,840 I get it. 624 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:47,600 I didn't feel that way until I met you guys. 625 00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:50,600 Fuck you. 626 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,440 Whoa, dude, you don't have to get violent. 627 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:53,960 I wasn't talking about gay people. 628 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:54,800 Oh yeah. 629 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:55,640 Let's jump. 630 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:57,760 Before we jump on this, 631 00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:59,760 we ran out of storage on this right there. 632 00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:00,760 So it stopped. 633 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:01,600 It stopped? 634 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:02,440 Yeah. 635 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:03,280 All right. 636 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:04,120 We don't need it. 637 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:04,960 We don't need it. 638 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:05,800 We don't need it. 639 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:06,640 We'll do it live. 640 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,080 We'll do it fucking live. 641 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:08,920 Hell yeah. 642 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:09,880 Fucking live. 643 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:11,840 I gotta do something about this storage. 644 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:13,720 Storage, man. 645 00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:14,560 Storage. 646 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:15,600 Storage wars. 647 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:16,440 Hell yeah. 648 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:17,260 That's a show. 649 00:20:17,260 --> 00:20:18,100 Goatage, though. 650 00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:19,000 I love that show. 651 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,360 Remember Dave from storage wars? 652 00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:22,200 I never watched that. 653 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:23,440 My grandma hated that guy. 654 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:24,280 Because every time. 655 00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:25,120 Which one was Dave? 656 00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:26,880 He was the one who would bid and he wore a hat 657 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:27,720 that said yup. 658 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,760 Yeah, I do remember that. 659 00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:30,600 Every time. 660 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:31,440 Yup. 661 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:32,840 Oh, you can't. 662 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:34,640 That dude was on like, 663 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:35,920 he was a pioneer of like, 664 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,560 he would have been so famous on TikTok today. 665 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:40,440 What happened to him? 666 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,280 Is he dead? 667 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:44,240 I don't, dude, if you bid on fucking storage units 668 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:45,320 for a living, 669 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:50,240 dude, you have some terminal illness. 670 00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:51,560 And they was lying about that shit. 671 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,160 They was putting shit in there. 672 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,000 You know what I mean? 673 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:54,840 Yeah, it's like, oh. 674 00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:55,680 For the show, like he found. 675 00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:58,680 I found fucking Amelia Earhart in here. 676 00:20:58,680 --> 00:20:59,520 Right? 677 00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:00,340 Likely story. 678 00:21:00,340 --> 00:21:01,800 Yeah, that's bullshit. 679 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:04,240 Have you ever went to one of those auction things? 680 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:05,080 No. 681 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:05,920 You don't find shit. 682 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:07,400 And people will pay. 683 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,280 Cause it'd be like, you get, I don't know, 684 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:11,800 like 10 storage units. 685 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:12,640 You know what I'm saying? 686 00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:14,440 And they'll pay like a thousand dollars 687 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,360 or something like that. 688 00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:17,840 $500 to see what's in there. 689 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:19,840 And sometimes you'll get some shit. 690 00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:22,360 You know, maybe a bad frame or something like that. 691 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:23,520 But you ain't getting shit. 692 00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:25,680 Who's gonna put their most valuable item 693 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:26,520 in a storage unit? 694 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:27,340 Right. 695 00:21:27,340 --> 00:21:28,180 That's what I'm saying. 696 00:21:28,180 --> 00:21:30,860 Unless it's like copious amounts of drugs 697 00:21:30,860 --> 00:21:32,960 that you're gonna have to probably turn over. 698 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:33,800 Yeah. 699 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:34,620 There's not gonna be anything better. 700 00:21:34,620 --> 00:21:37,000 Then that would be, I wonder would they let you keep it? 701 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:37,840 No. 702 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:39,640 Because they have to inventory. 703 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:41,800 They wouldn't let you keep it, man. 704 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,080 I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no. 705 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:45,400 What's up? 706 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:48,000 All right, so somebody who probably, 707 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,400 my mom had mass storage units 708 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:52,360 cause she was like terrible with money. 709 00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:55,620 So she's had her storage unit seized and shit. 710 00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,240 These people are actually just getting 711 00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:02,280 a whole bunch of blankets and baby photos and shit. 712 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,080 I actually think a majority of those people 713 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:06,280 who bid on storage units are pedophiles. 714 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:08,400 So I'm dead ass serious. 715 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:11,000 Cause that's what you're getting. 716 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,580 Nobody's ever leaving valuables, 717 00:22:12,580 --> 00:22:15,360 like you were saying, in storage units, for real. 718 00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:16,480 I mean, you're just not going to. 719 00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:17,440 It doesn't make any sense. 720 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:18,280 Yeah. 721 00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:21,520 Like what valuables would you find in a storage unit? 722 00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:23,600 You would find furniture, I think. 723 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,400 Yeah, that's your best bet. 724 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:26,720 What you're looking for is furniture. 725 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:30,520 Do you really want the fucking, the OG casting couch? 726 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:32,720 Is that a sin that you want to bear? 727 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,920 No, that would be a good set piece. 728 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:35,760 Might be a good set piece. 729 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:36,600 That would be dope, Dad. 730 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:37,440 That would be a great set piece. 731 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,320 We could never sit on it. 732 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:40,360 We'd have to put it in a glass case. 733 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:43,560 We just do it in plastic like that. 734 00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:44,400 Like an old grandma. 735 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:45,240 Like an old grandma. 736 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:46,600 Yeah, yeah, put it in plastic. 737 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,120 I think we should put a white sheet over it 738 00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:49,880 and cut two eye holes in it. 739 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,760 Jesus Christ. 740 00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:52,920 Hey, you know what that is, right? 741 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:53,760 Yeah. 742 00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:54,600 What? 743 00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:55,440 That's the triple K. 744 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,320 I'm saying dress it up like a ghost. 745 00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:58,280 Halloween's coming up. 746 00:22:58,280 --> 00:22:59,840 Oh yeah, sure is Halloween, huh? 747 00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:02,360 Oh, even Brandon though, you bullshit. 748 00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:06,080 They don't like them. 749 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:06,920 They don't. 750 00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:11,920 I think the real money's at the estate sales, bro. 751 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:12,760 Yeah. 752 00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:13,880 You gotta go to the estate sale. 753 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:17,080 But they, you gotta be at piece by piece though, right? 754 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:20,160 Piece by piece and probably the grubby little fucking 755 00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:22,960 grandkids got their hands on all the shit before you. 756 00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:24,200 But they might've, they're like, 757 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,640 I don't want this busted ass painting. 758 00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:29,280 And then you open up the back, cash. 759 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,000 That's how old people are, bro. 760 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,360 Depression era people, they keep their money 761 00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:35,040 in some weird places, man. 762 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:36,440 We gotta go hunting. 763 00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:38,240 I wouldn't say it quite like that. 764 00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:39,560 Find us some paintings from the 30s. 765 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:40,600 Searching. 766 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,400 Searching, yeah, hunting, whatever. 767 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:43,680 Yeah, you know. 768 00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:47,280 We're trying to, we need to go to these. 769 00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:48,800 You probably find some cool shit. 770 00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:49,640 Yeah, dude. 771 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:50,600 And cheap. 772 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:53,280 Like thinking, like me, I would, if I, 773 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:55,920 if somebody, like if my son died, right, 774 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:57,480 and he left a whole bunch of comic books, 775 00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:59,320 I would just give them away. 776 00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,080 But Brandon would know. 777 00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:01,920 Oh yeah. 778 00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:04,560 I know, I'd be like, I'll find some stuff like this, man. 779 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:05,400 I know the painting. 780 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:06,240 And who's keeping that? 781 00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,160 No, not one person doesn't know what that is. 782 00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:12,120 Not one person in their right mind would keep that. 783 00:24:12,120 --> 00:24:13,960 Like my son died, I want this naked guy. 784 00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:14,800 That's worth a thousand. 785 00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,640 No, not this one, I'm saying some of these, LJ. 786 00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:17,840 But they look like that. 787 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:18,680 Oh, exactly. 788 00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:19,920 If you get the right one in the box, 789 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:21,880 like if this was in the box, this would be like 500. 790 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:22,720 Really? 791 00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:24,520 How much is it now that it's not in the box? 792 00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:25,720 Probably around 60. 793 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:26,880 But you used to play with that? 794 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:27,720 No. 795 00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:28,560 Oh, I got this like recently. 796 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:29,400 You got it as a grown adult? 797 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:30,240 Yeah. 798 00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:31,080 Okay. 799 00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:31,920 Last year. 800 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:36,240 I got a 15, 20, I'm a good guy. 801 00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:38,440 He's a good guy. 802 00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:39,560 Like I can find, I can find. 803 00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:40,400 He's a good guy. 804 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:42,400 He's got ethics, they'll sell it to him for the low. 805 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:43,240 I do a little bit of bargaining. 806 00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:44,680 I know how to find a good price. 807 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:45,880 Oh, okay. 808 00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:48,040 So you're a good haggler. 809 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:49,000 Haggler. 810 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:52,160 But is that the circumcised or the uncircumcised version? 811 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:53,760 Oh no, man. 812 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:54,600 Like a dick? 813 00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:55,560 What's going on here? 814 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:56,400 Yeah. 815 00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:57,240 What? 816 00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:59,440 Is that the circumcised or the uncircumcised action figure? 817 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:00,640 Because the uncircumcised, 818 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:03,960 you can see the little hood inside the crotch. 819 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,080 You can get more for that then, huh? 820 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:06,680 I know what you mean because he has an afro 821 00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:08,280 and then there's another one where he has short hair. 822 00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:09,400 Exactly. 823 00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:10,240 That's what I was talking about. 824 00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,400 The short hair one costs more though. 825 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:13,240 Believe it or not. 826 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:14,060 The short one costs more. 827 00:25:14,060 --> 00:25:14,900 Oh yeah. 828 00:25:14,900 --> 00:25:16,400 Which one would cost more with the circumcised 829 00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:17,360 or uncircumcised though? 830 00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:19,640 Well, since we're talking about circumcised afro, 831 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:21,160 that's probably gonna be cheaper. 832 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:22,480 Okay. 833 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:24,400 So circumcised is cheaper? 834 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:25,240 Yeah. 835 00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:26,080 Okay. 836 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:27,120 Well for this situation, 837 00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:28,720 I don't know about the, 838 00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,680 I don't know about what's going on in the life of real life, 839 00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:32,920 you know? 840 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:34,760 In the fucking, what is that, the hospital? 841 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:36,320 That's what it is? 842 00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:38,080 Sometimes, sometimes the hospital. 843 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:41,640 Other time at rituals or various coming of age ceremonies. 844 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,120 I mean, yeah, in that situation, 845 00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:44,320 but you know down there, 846 00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:47,720 mm, we're talking about uncircumcised and circumcised. 847 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:49,640 Do you think, who is that wrestler? 848 00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:50,760 Oh, that's André the Giant. 849 00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:52,840 Oh, you think, he was definitely uncircumcised, right? 850 00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:53,960 Oh dude, probably. 851 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:54,800 Yeah. 852 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:55,640 I mean, that's the way he was. 853 00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:58,160 There's just no way, there's not scissors big enough, dude. 854 00:25:58,160 --> 00:25:59,560 Nah, I mean. 855 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:02,200 Heard he had a dick like a Pringles can. 856 00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:03,280 He probably did. 857 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:04,800 Like, I mean, I believe it. 858 00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:06,200 There's probably some photos out there. 859 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,080 You can get one in an estate sale. 860 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:08,920 Nah. 861 00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:10,160 I'm good. 862 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:11,480 Hulk Hogan's estate sale. 863 00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:12,320 That'd be horrible. 864 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,080 You'd be at the beach shopping shit. 865 00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:14,920 He was like, all right, 866 00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:16,480 he actually picked him up by the penis 867 00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:19,000 when he slammed him at WrestleMania 3. 868 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,880 Oh yeah, he got what you gotta do. 869 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:21,720 No, he had to pick him up. 870 00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:24,320 If it's for the game, it's for the game, you can be gay. 871 00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:26,920 That's the only time it's excusable in Brandon's eyes. 872 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:28,360 If it's for wrestling, you can do it. 873 00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:30,080 Oh yeah, Goldust. 874 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:31,000 Yeah. 875 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:31,840 You didn't like Goldust? 876 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:32,680 Goal dust. 877 00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:36,400 It was all right. 878 00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:37,240 I mean, yeah, he was good. 879 00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:38,360 It was all right. 880 00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:39,200 You didn't like Goldust? 881 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,560 I mean, he was, he was, I mean, he was cool. 882 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:41,680 Goldust was good. 883 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:42,680 I mean, yeah, he was cool. 884 00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:43,800 He was a freak. 885 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,160 Nah, I mean, he was cool. 886 00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:46,000 Jesus, Brandon. 887 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,560 Dude, I respect, because I mean, like, I liked, 888 00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:50,840 he had a big impact, I think. 889 00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:52,360 He was good. 890 00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:53,920 And then like when he became, what was it, 891 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:56,240 Dustin Rose too, that was good. 892 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,280 Yeah, but I'm talking about specifically, 893 00:26:58,280 --> 00:26:59,960 What, like 96 Goldust? 894 00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:01,960 Or are you talking about like 2010? 895 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:03,280 Yeah, you gotta be more specific. 896 00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:05,480 Well, yeah, I think I got myself into trouble. 897 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:06,720 I'm talking about like the early one, 898 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,440 when he came out. So when he had the wig, 899 00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:10,120 and he pulled out that girl 900 00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:12,360 that would always like go against China? 901 00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:13,600 Yeah. Yeah. 902 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:14,440 Taiwan? 903 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:15,360 I mean, yeah, he was cool. 904 00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:16,440 I remember, you remember what, 905 00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:18,280 when he did that thing with How Mike Johnson 906 00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:19,120 and what's it that right? 907 00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:19,960 I probably said it. 908 00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:21,160 Ahmet. Yeah. 909 00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:22,480 Johnson. Remember him? 910 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:23,600 Ahmet Johnson, yeah, yeah. 911 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:24,760 Yeah. Yeah, Johnson. 912 00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:25,600 I do know Ahmet. 913 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:26,440 Ahmet Johnson. 914 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:27,520 Yeah, he looks different now. 915 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:30,160 Speaking of Johnson's penis. 916 00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:33,200 That's another name for it, huh? 917 00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:34,040 Ding-a-ling. 918 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:36,320 Cruder. 919 00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:38,000 The what? 920 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:38,840 Oh no. 921 00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:40,640 He said the Cruder? 922 00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:41,480 What? 923 00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:42,320 I don't know. 924 00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:43,640 Fred. 925 00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:44,480 Freddy Cruder. 926 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:45,320 That's what I thought, though. 927 00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:47,680 How you get your little Cruder out? 928 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:48,520 Cuder? 929 00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:49,360 I don't know, I just made it up. 930 00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:50,200 That's vagina. 931 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:51,040 Yeah. 932 00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:51,880 For real? 933 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:52,720 Cuder is vagina. 934 00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:53,560 That's a real thing. 935 00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:54,400 Yeah. 936 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:55,240 Did you just make that up? 937 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:56,080 You thought you made it up? 938 00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:56,920 I thought I did. 939 00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:58,600 He had a stroke of genius. 940 00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:02,480 So you went Johnson, Ding-a-ling. 941 00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:04,640 Truders, Timbers, all that. 942 00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:05,480 Timbers? 943 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:06,320 Timbers. 944 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:07,160 That's not one. 945 00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:08,000 Captain Crunch. 946 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:08,840 That's definitely not one. 947 00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:10,400 What's going on down there, Brandon? 948 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:11,240 Fruit Loose. 949 00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:12,280 I'm just making names up. 950 00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:13,680 I like to touch you to it. 951 00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:14,840 So you don't say it head on. 952 00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:15,680 Captain Crunch. 953 00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:18,640 I like to sub it. 954 00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,320 Captain Crunch is a real one. 955 00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:21,160 That's a real one. 956 00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:22,000 That's a real one? 957 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:22,840 Yeah. 958 00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:23,680 You frosted these. 959 00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:25,640 And if they don't wipe, then it's oops all berries. 960 00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:29,240 Captain Crunch is for girls with PCOS. 961 00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:31,280 The warts. 962 00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:35,000 That's rough. 963 00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:36,960 But what was it? 964 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:37,800 You said Fruit Loose? 965 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,040 I don't know what that one is. 966 00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:41,560 Oh, I was just like, you know cereal. 967 00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:43,840 It's been like, hey man, the dude fruit. 968 00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:46,520 Now it sounds weird when you say it out loud. 969 00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:49,880 Fruit Loose, Brandon's like, it's gay assholes. 970 00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:52,840 Gay assholes. 971 00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:54,600 Fruit Loose, you get it? 972 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,200 You know, we'll leave the Fruit Loose out then. 973 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,360 You frosted my flakes, there we go, that's better. 974 00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:00,280 Oh, that I like that one. 975 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:01,640 Now that's, you get closer. 976 00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:03,760 That's another name for coochie sickles, dude. 977 00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:04,600 Frosted flakes. 978 00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:07,440 Right? 979 00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:08,280 No. 980 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:09,100 Nobody likes that. 981 00:29:09,100 --> 00:29:09,940 Likes what? 982 00:29:09,940 --> 00:29:10,780 Fruit at the Pebbles. 983 00:29:10,780 --> 00:29:11,600 What? 984 00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:14,920 Fruit at the Pebbles. 985 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,320 I don't know what's happening right now. 986 00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:19,760 Cause you pollinate the seed, you fruit the pebbles, dude. 987 00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:22,360 I like that, you pollinate the seed. 988 00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:24,040 Yeah, well now it's a real thing. 989 00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:25,880 Yeah, see look at this. 990 00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:27,540 Is that a placement? 991 00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:32,240 I can't, I'm crying. 992 00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:34,960 It's like a beekeeper, dude. 993 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:42,760 Brandon. 994 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:44,760 You have any other sayings that you made up? 995 00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:45,600 Oh yeah. 996 00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:46,440 Like for any situation? 997 00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:47,280 Yeah. 998 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:48,200 You know what's funny? 999 00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:51,240 My friend was trying to convince me to say shit fire a lot. 1000 00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:52,080 Yeah, shit fire. 1001 00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:52,920 Shit fire, what's that? 1002 00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:53,760 I'll say that. 1003 00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:54,600 He was like just saying when you get mad, 1004 00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:56,720 like just like shit fire and then continue talking. 1005 00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:57,560 Shit fire. 1006 00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:58,640 Yeah, shit fire. 1007 00:29:58,640 --> 00:29:59,840 There you go, fire. 1008 00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:03,160 What? 1009 00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:05,480 Dom's been shit fire, bro. 1010 00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:07,120 That's the funniest thing. 1011 00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:07,960 Dude. 1012 00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:08,800 Are you like shit fire? 1013 00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,840 Oh yeah, after last episode and Charles left, 1014 00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:13,680 I was backed up, I was telling you guys I couldn't shit. 1015 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,840 I think we talked about shit for like 20, 30 minutes. 1016 00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:18,640 And then, yeah, I think that was that episode. 1017 00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:20,640 I couldn't shit, order pizza, I was like take it. 1018 00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:21,840 I was like just take as much as you want 1019 00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:24,320 cause I can't shit so I'm not gonna keep on eating. 1020 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:26,320 Dude, I had diarrhea for three days straight. 1021 00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:27,440 I had to call off work. 1022 00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:28,280 Damn. 1023 00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,280 That's how, if your diarrhea is so bad 1024 00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:31,800 that you have to call off, like if I move, 1025 00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:33,880 I was laying on the couch and I just moved, 1026 00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:34,720 I was like. 1027 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:38,120 It's like the next step is hospitalization. 1028 00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:38,960 Yeah, I was thinking about it. 1029 00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:39,880 For diarrhea. 1030 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,680 Say I gotta get an IV of fluid. 1031 00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:42,520 Yeah. 1032 00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:43,360 Keep shitting water. 1033 00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:44,800 That's fucking dysentery, dude. 1034 00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:47,480 I would have been dying like 100 years ago. 1035 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:48,320 Yep. 1036 00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:49,160 Exactly. 1037 00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:50,520 Almost 70 years but 100. 1038 00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:52,560 Probably, uh huh, a little bit longer than that, uh huh. 1039 00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:53,880 I said that'd be horrible. 1040 00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:55,000 Damn. 1041 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:55,840 That would be, man. 1042 00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:57,080 The 20s, they probably still some people. 1043 00:30:57,080 --> 00:31:00,360 No, not the 20s, no, probably like 1870s, probably. 1044 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:01,200 That's a little bit more than 100. 1045 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:03,160 Yeah, it's way past 100. 1046 00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:04,000 Yeah. 1047 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,200 That's 150. 1048 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,000 Actually, my bad, 154. 1049 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:09,840 Ooh. 1050 00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:10,680 Yeah. 1051 00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:11,800 What number you trying to get to? 1052 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,000 Oh, you said what number am I trying to get to? 1053 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:14,840 Me? 1054 00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:15,680 Probably 120. 1055 00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:16,520 No. 1056 00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:21,080 He said, what number am I trying to get to? 1057 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:22,440 Me? 1058 00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:23,280 Probably 120. 1059 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:24,120 Yeah. 1060 00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:30,400 Well, oh you saying what number am I guessing? 1061 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:31,560 150. 1062 00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:33,280 150, because that's what? 1063 00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:34,640 No, 154, my bad. 1064 00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,040 What's that? 1065 00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:36,880 154. 1066 00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:38,520 Don't worry about it, Brad. 1067 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:40,280 Brandon, nobody knows the right answer. 1068 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:42,640 Yeah, I'm trying to know what year you started with. 1069 00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:45,800 Oh, 1870, 154 years ago. 1070 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:47,040 Okay, so. 1071 00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:48,480 Yeah. 1072 00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:49,320 That's right, that's correct. 1073 00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:50,160 That's right. 1074 00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:51,000 They didn't have the medicine. 1075 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,400 Hey, tell them to let you back into college. 1076 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,560 Yeah, let me back into college. 1077 00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:56,720 You going next semester? 1078 00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:58,840 Dude, he's got the payment right here. 1079 00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,360 We got the big bucks, dude. 1080 00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:03,160 Maybe he's accepted. 1081 00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:04,240 Our Lord and Savior Trump said. 1082 00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:05,320 No, no. 1083 00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:08,080 No, listen Brandon, our Lord and Savior Trump said 1084 00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,280 he'll get us into any college, us blacks. 1085 00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:11,680 He'll give us black jobs. 1086 00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:14,840 He'll give us black jobs, dude. 1087 00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:17,360 Black jobs, but he has a list. 1088 00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:19,240 I'm not gonna say that's the one. 1089 00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:20,080 What? 1090 00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:22,640 I'm not gonna say that's the Lord and Savior right there. 1091 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:25,720 But you'd be happy if he gave us some black jobs. 1092 00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:26,880 I'm not voting for Trump. 1093 00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:29,120 No, I'm just asking a question. 1094 00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:29,960 He said. 1095 00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:31,120 Nobody said anything about that. 1096 00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:33,240 He said what happened to all the black jobs. 1097 00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:34,080 He said that. 1098 00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:34,920 Right? 1099 00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:37,040 So he's trying to give us black jobs back. 1100 00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:39,680 You'd be happy with that. 1101 00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:42,160 They all went away about 154 years ago. 1102 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:43,000 Maybe he did that. 1103 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,520 I'd be happy if anybody did that, you know what I mean? 1104 00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:46,880 I'd be happy if anybody did that. 1105 00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:49,400 Yeah, because you don't wanna work no white jobs. 1106 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:51,880 I wanna work a good job. 1107 00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:54,200 Dude, trust me, you don't want the white jobs. 1108 00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:55,400 He's not talking about good jobs. 1109 00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:56,560 He's just saying black jobs. 1110 00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:58,040 What kind of jobs is that? 1111 00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:01,000 So if I told you, let's say this, 1112 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,840 if I said a Mexican job, what would you think? 1113 00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:05,240 What's the first thing that comes to mind? 1114 00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:06,080 Wow. 1115 00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:09,360 Damn. 1116 00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:10,760 Whatever comes to your mind. 1117 00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:11,600 He said don't look. 1118 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:12,440 He said. 1119 00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:13,280 Just anything. 1120 00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:14,120 Anything. 1121 00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:14,960 What would you say? 1122 00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:16,920 Whatever you think. 1123 00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:18,320 I'm gonna go through multiple. 1124 00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:19,160 Fixing houses? 1125 00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:21,000 Okay, yeah, that's a good one. 1126 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,080 You need a house. 1127 00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:23,840 Yeah, and then Asian job. 1128 00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:24,840 I don't know. 1129 00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:26,360 I'm just, go ahead. 1130 00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:27,200 Damn. 1131 00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:30,520 Okay. 1132 00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:31,360 Say the first thing that comes to your mind. 1133 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:32,200 Come on, we gotta go through. 1134 00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:33,040 Asian job. 1135 00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:33,880 Asian job. 1136 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:35,440 Nice restaurant, I don't know. 1137 00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:36,280 Not a nice restaurant. 1138 00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:37,120 Work at a restaurant. 1139 00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:37,960 Really good restaurant. 1140 00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:39,200 Not usually. 1141 00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:42,360 Okay, and then a black job. 1142 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:43,760 I can handle this one. 1143 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:46,760 Any job you can do while talking on the phone. 1144 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:47,600 Yeah! 1145 00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:51,760 Any job that you can do in the bathroom. 1146 00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:55,400 Any job that you can do entirely with AirPods. 1147 00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:56,400 I like that. 1148 00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:57,480 I like that. 1149 00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:58,320 Hell no. 1150 00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:02,520 That's a little fucking true. 1151 00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:04,360 What'd you say? 1152 00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:06,000 That's a good ass job, man. 1153 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:06,840 You can do that. 1154 00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:07,680 No, I can't. 1155 00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:08,520 You can't? 1156 00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:09,360 I can't. 1157 00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:10,200 Oh no, you work at the good one. 1158 00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:11,040 You work at Publix. 1159 00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:12,400 Walmart, they don't give a fuck. 1160 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:13,680 The gas station right down here, 1161 00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:15,400 I'm pretty sure this man is not, 1162 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:18,000 like he has something wrong with him in his head. 1163 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,240 He don't even like look at you. 1164 00:34:19,240 --> 00:34:20,080 He just stares. 1165 00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:21,360 He be like, everything he's, 1166 00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:23,160 I be like, I need two packs of Newport shorts. 1167 00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:24,600 He was like, you want Marbelles? 1168 00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,520 I'm like, what the fuck you talking about? 1169 00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:27,800 I come here every day. 1170 00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:30,560 That's not right, man. 1171 00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:32,360 I don't know what a Marbelle is either. 1172 00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:33,560 Marbelle. 1173 00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:34,400 Marble. 1174 00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:35,240 Marbelle. 1175 00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:36,080 Marble. 1176 00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:36,920 Marble. 1177 00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:37,760 Marble? 1178 00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:38,960 Captain Marble. 1179 00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:39,800 Marbelles. 1180 00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:40,640 Marble. 1181 00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:41,720 No, there's no bell. 1182 00:34:41,720 --> 00:34:42,560 Marble. 1183 00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:43,880 Are you saying Marble like the Marble? 1184 00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:45,120 Marble lights. 1185 00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:46,080 Marlboro. 1186 00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:46,920 Marlboro. 1187 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:47,740 Yeah. 1188 00:34:47,740 --> 00:34:48,580 Okay. 1189 00:34:48,580 --> 00:34:49,420 Camel crutch. 1190 00:34:49,420 --> 00:34:51,660 Come here, Brandon, come here. 1191 00:34:55,660 --> 00:34:57,180 Marbees, dude. 1192 00:34:57,180 --> 00:34:58,020 Marbees. 1193 00:34:58,020 --> 00:34:59,040 That's what we call them. 1194 00:34:59,040 --> 00:34:59,880 Marbees. 1195 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:01,200 Marbe lights. 1196 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:02,260 Marbe reds. 1197 00:35:02,260 --> 00:35:04,600 Cowboy kills, what we used to call them. 1198 00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:06,840 But that's just a red pack. 1199 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:07,680 Say what? 1200 00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:08,500 They kill cowboys? 1201 00:35:08,500 --> 00:35:09,340 Like used to. 1202 00:35:09,340 --> 00:35:10,960 I mean, the Marlboro man died of lung cancer. 1203 00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:11,800 And then he was like, 1204 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:12,640 I should have never. Really? 1205 00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:14,180 Yeah, I should have never. 1206 00:35:14,180 --> 00:35:15,020 That's sad. 1207 00:35:15,020 --> 00:35:15,840 That's a sad way to go, dude. 1208 00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:17,000 It's kind of badass. 1209 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,080 It's like Paula Deen dying on the table 1210 00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:20,520 with a triple bypass. 1211 00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:22,240 That's what's probably gonna happen. 1212 00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:23,800 I bet she didn't even eat the food that she cooked. 1213 00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:25,480 And her restaurant is trash. 1214 00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:27,880 And this shit pisses me off. 1215 00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:31,120 And Gatlin Burke, you ever been there? 1216 00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:32,480 There's one in Panama City Beach. 1217 00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:34,480 Okay, so they got, and it's like a home. 1218 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,760 It's a homestyle one where they bring the food out to you. 1219 00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,380 So you'd be like, I want fried chicken and then these sides 1220 00:35:39,380 --> 00:35:40,920 and they bring it out on all these plates. 1221 00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:42,680 And then you just eat it like that. 1222 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:45,160 And then, but the thing is, it's like Paula Deen. 1223 00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,120 My grandma watches Paula Deen for cooking, 1224 00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:49,440 for cooking instructions. 1225 00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:51,600 And this shit was bland as fuck. 1226 00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:52,480 Everything. 1227 00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:54,200 It wasn't just the macaroni and cheese. 1228 00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,760 I almost threw my plate at the goddamn wall. 1229 00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:58,880 Well, you know I wouldn't go to, 1230 00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:00,440 I don't support that kind of business. 1231 00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:01,680 Yeah, you don't like the whites. 1232 00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:02,520 Women don't. 1233 00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:03,960 White women, yeah. 1234 00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:05,320 White women and JJ. 1235 00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:06,600 You just don't. 1236 00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:07,900 Like oil and water. 1237 00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:10,880 We don't mix, man. 1238 00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:13,600 It's all right, you gonna get that one name. 1239 00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:15,240 It makes me mad just thinking about it. 1240 00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:18,800 All the things white women have done to this country, dude. 1241 00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,560 And customer service. 1242 00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:22,960 Exactly. 1243 00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:24,200 And customer service. 1244 00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:25,040 What? 1245 00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:28,000 What is the United States F not customer service? 1246 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:28,840 That's everything. 1247 00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:30,240 They do you wrong. 1248 00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:32,200 They do you wrong, dude, because every job they have 1249 00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:33,680 is the most important job. 1250 00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:35,040 Get a buy one, get one free wrong, 1251 00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:36,440 and see what happens. 1252 00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:37,920 Get a BOGO wrong in public. 1253 00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:39,760 Fuck around with that. 1254 00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:42,160 You got one wrong? 1255 00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:43,160 Well, they thought it. 1256 00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:44,000 They thought it. 1257 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:44,840 They were like, oh, how could this be wrong? 1258 00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:46,480 Oh, wait a minute, it's not wrong. 1259 00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:47,920 I'm wrong, my bad. 1260 00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:48,760 Yeah, it's wrong. 1261 00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:49,600 That was last week, bitch. 1262 00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:50,560 I didn't mean that stuff. 1263 00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:51,760 That's what you tell them, Brandon? 1264 00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:52,600 No, you can't do that. 1265 00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:55,240 You say, nah, these fucking green beans aren't BOGO this week. 1266 00:36:55,240 --> 00:36:57,640 That was last week with your ho ass. 1267 00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:00,920 That's how you get fired. 1268 00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:03,080 You Yakuubian she-devil. 1269 00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:05,720 Get your cracker ass out of here. 1270 00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:07,520 This is a nice establishment. 1271 00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:09,840 Not for vermin like you. 1272 00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:11,360 That would be perfect. 1273 00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:12,760 That's what you wanna say. 1274 00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:15,520 I'm not gonna confirm or deny that. 1275 00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:16,680 Okay, yeah, I got you. 1276 00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:18,800 I'm not gonna confirm or deny that. 1277 00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:20,160 I didn't say that I did. 1278 00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:21,440 I also didn't say I didn't. 1279 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:22,280 Brandon would be like, 1280 00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:25,240 you gotta Captain Crunch your ass out of here. 1281 00:37:25,240 --> 00:37:26,760 Better keep my own walking. 1282 00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:29,400 You better sell your tisiba elsewhere. 1283 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,280 Up somebody else's ass. 1284 00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:34,120 Hell yeah. 1285 00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:37,480 Oh, how you been, Brandon? 1286 00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:39,000 Oh, man, I've been living. 1287 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,280 I've been good. 1288 00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:41,840 What you been thinking about? 1289 00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:44,520 Thinking about, I don't know, man. 1290 00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:46,520 I got my car fixed again, thankfully. 1291 00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:47,360 Hell yeah. 1292 00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:49,680 The ratchet showed, my key got stuck. 1293 00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:50,520 Then I got it fixed. 1294 00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:52,560 So now I'm gonna learn how to fix cars too. 1295 00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:53,600 I don't know. 1296 00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:55,240 So the dude that fixed your car said come. 1297 00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:56,720 Yeah, he was like, I'll teach you. 1298 00:37:56,720 --> 00:37:58,400 Is he saying that he's gonna pay you to teach you 1299 00:37:58,400 --> 00:37:59,360 or you're just gonna go over there 1300 00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:00,200 and just learn from him? 1301 00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:01,120 I'm just gonna learn from him. 1302 00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:02,640 And work in his shop? 1303 00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:03,960 Yeah. For free. 1304 00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:05,200 Yeah. 1305 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,040 Experience is the best form of payment. 1306 00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:08,880 Yeah. 1307 00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:12,520 That's the oldest trick in the book. 1308 00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:14,680 Okay, so set this up for me. 1309 00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:15,800 I'm fixing your car, right? 1310 00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:17,000 I'm coming up to you. 1311 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,680 No, you're fixing my car 1312 00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:20,200 and approaching me how you approach you. 1313 00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:21,040 All right. 1314 00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:22,680 Hey. 1315 00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:23,680 How you doing? 1316 00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:25,280 Okay, I'm a little offset. 1317 00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:26,200 We'll put it. 1318 00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:27,040 But go ahead. 1319 00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:29,560 Do you know anything about cars? 1320 00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:30,400 No, I don't know anything about cars. 1321 00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:32,120 You don't know nothing about cars? 1322 00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:35,760 You wanna learn about cars? 1323 00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:36,600 Yeah. 1324 00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:37,440 You down? 1325 00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:38,280 Okay, hold on. 1326 00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:39,640 You know how to do anything? 1327 00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:42,440 No, I mean, I changed the battery. 1328 00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:46,200 You know how to do more than that? 1329 00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,480 I kinda don't like where this conversation is going. 1330 00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:49,320 No? 1331 00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:51,360 I'll teach you. 1332 00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:52,200 Okay. 1333 00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:53,040 All right, man. 1334 00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:54,040 Yeah, just let me know. 1335 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:56,800 And that- 1336 00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:58,120 Was he sweating that much? 1337 00:38:58,120 --> 00:38:58,960 No. 1338 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:00,840 It's 66 degrees. 1339 00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:01,680 No, that was me. 1340 00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:03,800 That was me because I was just fighting. 1341 00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:05,280 I was standing in the heat fighting. 1342 00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:07,080 I couldn't tell if it was you in character 1343 00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:08,600 or the real you. 1344 00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:10,200 Yeah. 1345 00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:11,040 I love you, Brandon. 1346 00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:13,000 I was sweating though because I was standing in the heat 1347 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,200 and he was like, you know you can sit under that tree. 1348 00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:16,040 You would notice. 1349 00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,440 No, we have giant industrial fans in here. 1350 00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:20,320 It's actually colder than shit. 1351 00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:21,800 I didn't know, I was just waiting for my mom, 1352 00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:24,520 but then she was driving for 20 minutes, probably. 1353 00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:25,960 No, I'm trying to be- 1354 00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:29,200 They're gonna make Brandon carry buckets of used oil 1355 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,480 and pour it into a neighboring business. 1356 00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:35,600 He's not employed by us. 1357 00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:37,880 That's a crazy guy. 1358 00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:39,560 That would be crazy. 1359 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:42,480 So you went to a shop, right? 1360 00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:43,480 No, that's a local. 1361 00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:46,240 Like an oil express or what kind of, like a what? 1362 00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:47,680 Oh, just a local place. 1363 00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:48,520 Local place. 1364 00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:50,000 So you're gonna go to his shop though 1365 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:50,840 and he doesn't teach you? 1366 00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:52,040 Yeah. 1367 00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:53,720 During work hours or? 1368 00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:55,000 Is the shop his bedroom? 1369 00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:59,920 Is it during work hours or during not work hours? 1370 00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:00,960 After hours. 1371 00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:01,800 Yeah. 1372 00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:04,960 I don't know, he's at the house, man. 1373 00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:05,800 It's at the house. 1374 00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:06,640 Oh, at his house? 1375 00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:09,080 This is, now if this was a girl, 1376 00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:10,520 this would be a really good porn. 1377 00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:12,120 Yeah, it's like a shop. 1378 00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:14,040 But since it's not, it's unfortunate 1379 00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:15,800 and you're going to be molested. 1380 00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:19,080 Now, what kind of guy is he? 1381 00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:20,640 Explain, describe him to us. 1382 00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:21,480 Is the car his asshole? 1383 00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:23,200 He's cool, he's just an older dude. 1384 00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:25,720 Older, we wanna see a picture. 1385 00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:27,560 We wanna see a picture, paint a picture for us. 1386 00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:29,200 He's like Denzel Washington. 1387 00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:30,040 Okay. 1388 00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:31,600 Yeah, there we go. 1389 00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:32,440 Oh yeah, you're good. 1390 00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:33,280 What's his name? 1391 00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:36,080 Hey, looks like Denzel, he's good. 1392 00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:37,600 I forgot his name. 1393 00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,160 I guess we'll find out Friday. 1394 00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:40,000 That's when you're going over there? 1395 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:40,840 Yeah. 1396 00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:42,200 Now, is it during work hours or? 1397 00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:44,040 Please share your location with us. 1398 00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:45,040 It's gonna be in the morning time. 1399 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:45,880 Morning? 1400 00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:47,240 Yeah, I just got called. 1401 00:40:47,240 --> 00:40:48,320 Oh, okay. 1402 00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:50,280 You just gonna go over there and watch him work on car? 1403 00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:51,960 Yeah, like help fix the break or something like that. 1404 00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:53,440 Yeah, yeah, that's good, that's a good trick. 1405 00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:54,280 The break. 1406 00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:55,120 Yeah. 1407 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:56,280 You just fix one. 1408 00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:57,120 Maybe. 1409 00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:58,000 You only need one. 1410 00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,320 You only need one. 1411 00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:01,440 Yeah, depends how many we do. 1412 00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:04,360 How many breaks are on a car? 1413 00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:05,200 Two. 1414 00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:06,560 No, four, I'm just joking with you. 1415 00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:07,400 It's four. 1416 00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:08,240 Oh, you're just joking. 1417 00:41:08,240 --> 00:41:10,200 Just messing with me, it's four. 1418 00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:11,280 Four brake pads. 1419 00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:12,120 Yeah. 1420 00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:13,120 So Brandon, if I came to you and I was like, 1421 00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:16,440 yo dude, like my car won't start, can you help me out? 1422 00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:19,080 What would be your first step? 1423 00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:21,400 Just give you some jumper cables. 1424 00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:23,800 But that's not really a permanent solution. 1425 00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:24,640 Huh? 1426 00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:26,920 Like that's not really a permanent solution. 1427 00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:28,920 You're the owner of a mechanic shop 1428 00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:30,760 and I come to you and you offer to jump my car. 1429 00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:31,600 No. 1430 00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:32,720 The car won't start. 1431 00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:33,560 It just won't start. 1432 00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:34,400 Won't start. 1433 00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:35,240 Okay. 1434 00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:36,080 What's your first checks? 1435 00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:37,000 Okay, it's my first day here. 1436 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:37,880 I don't know shit. 1437 00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:38,720 You own this place. 1438 00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:39,560 I own this place? 1439 00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:42,440 Yeah, real quick, they just gave it to me, okay. 1440 00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:43,280 Well, you bought it. 1441 00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:44,600 You've had this place for 20 years. 1442 00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:45,440 20 years, right. 1443 00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:46,280 You just didn't know it's this. 1444 00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:47,100 So your car won't start? 1445 00:41:47,100 --> 00:41:47,940 No, it won't. 1446 00:41:47,940 --> 00:41:50,000 Then just change your battery. 1447 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,760 Are you gonna do that for me? 1448 00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:53,080 How much does that cost? 1449 00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,200 Damn, so you need a new battery and all that shit? 1450 00:41:57,200 --> 00:42:02,200 Well, I don't know. 1451 00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:05,200 I'm asking you what's wrong with my car. 1452 00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:08,200 If you think it's the battery, how much does that cost? 1453 00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:11,200 To change it and for the parts and labor and everything. 1454 00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:12,200 What kind of engine is it? 1455 00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:13,200 What kind of car? 1456 00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:18,200 It's a 2006 Saturn Vue. 1457 00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:19,200 Oh, okay. 1458 00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:23,200 He said, oh, okay, like, you know, 1459 00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:24,200 I'm gonna get a new battery. 1460 00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:28,200 He said, okay, like, you know, that explains it. 1461 00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:30,200 Let's go search that up online and I'll let you know. 1462 00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:32,200 And then we'll get you the battery. 1463 00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:34,200 It might be, I don't know, we'll see. 1464 00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:35,200 Can you do that now? 1465 00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,200 Yeah, I got you. 1466 00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:39,200 Okay, how much is it saying? 1467 00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:40,200 It says 285. 1468 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:41,200 285, is that included? 1469 00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,200 And then 100 bucks for me to do it. 1470 00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:45,200 Oh, so 385 to change the battery? 1471 00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:46,200 Yep. 1472 00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:48,200 Okay, here's that much money. 1473 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:49,200 What do you do next? 1474 00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:50,200 My car still won't start. 1475 00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:51,200 Oh, damn. 1476 00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:52,200 It doesn't start? 1477 00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:54,200 Damn, that's fucked up. 1478 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:57,200 That's what you're gonna say after you replace the business? 1479 00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:59,200 I did notice there was some donut glaze on the new battery. 1480 00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:01,200 Let me say, you know what, I know what's wrong. 1481 00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:02,200 I know what's wrong. 1482 00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:03,200 What's wrong? 1483 00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:04,200 What light came on? 1484 00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:06,200 Well, it won't turn on. 1485 00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:07,200 Oh, it won't turn on? 1486 00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:08,200 Fuck. 1487 00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:10,200 So the battery's not working then? 1488 00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:11,200 No. 1489 00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:13,200 Because the battery is the one that makes it all work. 1490 00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:14,200 Your battery's not working. 1491 00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:15,200 Oh, that's... 1492 00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:16,200 Then you're fucked. 1493 00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:18,200 And you might need a new car. 1494 00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:20,200 Do you sell cars? 1495 00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:22,200 This battery thing. 1496 00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:23,200 He tried to change the battery. 1497 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:25,200 He said, well, you need a new car. 1498 00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:26,200 Like, is there a motor control? 1499 00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:29,200 It's not turning on with the battery. 1500 00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:30,200 And dude, is your engine running? 1501 00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:31,200 Nothing's working, right? 1502 00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:32,200 Well, it won't turn on. 1503 00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:33,200 It won't turn on. 1504 00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:34,200 Well, fuck. 1505 00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:36,200 I'm sorry, man. 1506 00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:40,200 But don't you think there's some other course of action we could take, like the alternator 1507 00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:41,200 or the starter? 1508 00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:43,200 Oh, damn. 1509 00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:46,200 Well, I mean, what, you want me to change the starter maybe? 1510 00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:47,200 Maybe we could do that. 1511 00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:48,200 We'll change the starter. 1512 00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:50,200 You're the owner of the business. 1513 00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:51,200 You know what? 1514 00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:52,200 That's going to be another $100. 1515 00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:53,200 Okay. 1516 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:54,200 Here's $100. 1517 00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:55,200 Thank you. 1518 00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:56,200 We changed the starter. 1519 00:43:56,200 --> 00:44:00,200 He charged $385 to change the battery and $100 to change the starter. 1520 00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:02,200 Well, it's on top of the $385. 1521 00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:03,200 You know what? 1522 00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:04,200 $200, man. 1523 00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:05,200 You're right. 1524 00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:09,200 Okay, here's another $100 after you already said it was going to be right. 1525 00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:10,200 All right, so I changed it. 1526 00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:11,200 Uh-huh. 1527 00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:12,200 It working? 1528 00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:13,200 Okay, my car just exploded. 1529 00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:14,200 Your car just exploded? 1530 00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:16,200 That's the risk with the mechanic world, man. 1531 00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:19,200 Damn, you fucked up. 1532 00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:21,200 Dude, I'm taking you to court, man. 1533 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:24,200 You're taking me to court, and they're going to agree with it, man. 1534 00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:27,200 The battery is what makes it all work, your honor. 1535 00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:29,200 What the fuck, brother? 1536 00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:30,200 I'm sorry, man. 1537 00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:32,200 You signed the paper, didn't you? 1538 00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:33,200 No, we didn't sign the paper. 1539 00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:36,200 That's the risk of mechanic? 1540 00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:38,200 Your car might explode. 1541 00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:43,200 I don't know shit about cars. 1542 00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:46,200 Goddamn. 1543 00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:48,200 That was good, man. 1544 00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:49,200 But I'll take my stuff. 1545 00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:50,200 I'll go to you. 1546 00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:52,200 I appreciate it because I wouldn't know by then. 1547 00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:53,200 Well, I don't know, man. 1548 00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:57,200 But after Friday, probably after Friday, you go from knowing what you just explained to 1549 00:44:57,200 --> 00:45:02,200 us, you know, right now, and then after Friday, I'll let you fix my car because I think it's 1550 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:03,200 leaking. 1551 00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:04,200 Okay. 1552 00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:07,200 What if I came to you and I was like, dude, I want you to turn my car into a transformer? 1553 00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:08,200 Oh. 1554 00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:10,200 Man, dude, you know that's going to be millions. 1555 00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:11,200 You think you can do it with millions? 1556 00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:12,200 I got it. 1557 00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:13,200 If you had millions. 1558 00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:15,200 He knows exactly what to do. 1559 00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:16,200 Oh yeah, call some people. 1560 00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:19,200 We'll make it into a little robot. 1561 00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:22,200 3D printers and all that shit. 1562 00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:23,200 Damn. 1563 00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:24,200 Damn. 1564 00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:26,200 They do metal now? 1565 00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:27,200 Maybe. 1566 00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:28,200 Yeah. 1567 00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:29,200 Maybe. 1568 00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:33,200 I mean, they do it for cars, so they make the little plastic for it. 1569 00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:34,200 Yeah. 1570 00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:35,200 So we'll do it. 1571 00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:36,200 Makes the frame too. 1572 00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:37,200 Yeah. 1573 00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:40,200 Transformers are usually metal, though. 1574 00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:41,200 Yeah. 1575 00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:42,200 They can be. 1576 00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:43,200 They can be, but it's a replica, right? 1577 00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:44,200 So it's not 100% real. 1578 00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:45,200 I want it to be 100% real. 1579 00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:46,200 You want it to be 100% real? 1580 00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:47,200 Then that's going to be more millions. 1581 00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:48,200 I got it. 1582 00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:49,200 How you going? 1583 00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:50,200 I got it. 1584 00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:51,200 Dude, don't you know I work for Clown College LLC, bro? 1585 00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:52,200 We got it like that. 1586 00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:53,200 Okay, so now you need a sculptor and an engineer. 1587 00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:54,200 Okay. 1588 00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:55,200 That's it. 1589 00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:56,200 A sculptor and an engineer. 1590 00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:57,200 Well, do you know any of those guys? 1591 00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:58,200 No, man, we're going to figure it out together, though. 1592 00:45:58,200 --> 00:45:59,200 Okay. 1593 00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:00,200 Well, can I pay you even more to just figure it out? 1594 00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:01,200 Sure. 1595 00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:02,200 How much? 1596 00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:03,200 How much? 1597 00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:04,200 How much? 1598 00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:05,200 How much? 1599 00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:06,200 How much? 1600 00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:11,200 Can I pay you even more to just figure it out? 1601 00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:12,200 Sure. 1602 00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:13,200 How much? 1603 00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:14,200 Two more million. 1604 00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:15,200 I don't know. 1605 00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:16,200 Okay. 1606 00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:17,200 Here you go, bro. 1607 00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:18,200 Thank you. 1608 00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:19,200 So six million altogether? 1609 00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:20,200 You got unlimited money, dude. 1610 00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:21,200 Hell yeah. 1611 00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:22,200 You got unlimited money for this project. 1612 00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:23,200 What are you doing, bro? 1613 00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:24,200 You got yourself a transformer. 1614 00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:25,200 Hell yeah. 1615 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:26,200 I like that. 1616 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:27,200 I like that. 1617 00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:28,200 You're going to be a good businessman. 1618 00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:29,200 Thank you. 1619 00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:30,200 I'm telling you that right now. 1620 00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:31,200 You got a transformer. 1621 00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:32,200 It's going to take a long while. 1622 00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:33,200 And then you never see him again. 1623 00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:36,200 You see me as a man. 1624 00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:41,200 I was like, you transformed my life. 1625 00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:46,200 That's good, dude. 1626 00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:47,200 Oh, shit. 1627 00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:48,200 All right. 1628 00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:49,200 What time we at, Brandon? 1629 00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:50,200 We are at 46 minutes. 1630 00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:51,200 I mean, yeah, minutes. 1631 00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:52,200 Okay. 1632 00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:53,200 So. 1633 00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:54,200 Minutes. 1634 00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:57,200 Yeah, because I know you got to get to Fat Sammy's. 1635 00:46:57,200 --> 00:47:00,200 What time is it like the real time, though? 1636 00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:03,200 7 57. 1637 00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:05,200 It was my favorite plane. 1638 00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:07,200 It's my favorite plane. 1639 00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:08,200 7 57. 1640 00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:10,200 What that plane was that? 1641 00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:11,200 Boeing. 1642 00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:12,200 57. 1643 00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:13,200 The ones that don't work. 1644 00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:15,200 Oh, you know how they always wreck and shit. 1645 00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:16,200 Oh, yeah, man. 1646 00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:17,200 Lately. 1647 00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:22,200 But if you say too much bad stuff about them, you will die of a cancer that rapid on. 1648 00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:23,200 Man. 1649 00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:28,200 Dude, could you imagine being on that plane that the door just flew off and you're just 1650 00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:29,700 sitting in that seat because they didn't die. 1651 00:47:29,700 --> 00:47:30,700 Those people didn't die. 1652 00:47:30,700 --> 00:47:31,700 But doesn't it change? 1653 00:47:31,700 --> 00:47:33,200 Like, wouldn't it fuck something up? 1654 00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:37,200 Like, if the point if the door rips off the plane, everybody's fine. 1655 00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:39,200 Why planes have doors? 1656 00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:40,200 No. 1657 00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:47,240 In case it rains in the face case, it rains with when thousands of miles of wind hitting 1658 00:47:47,240 --> 00:47:48,240 and the suction in the air. 1659 00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:52,200 Maybe you get sucked out trying to go to the bathroom. 1660 00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:54,200 Well, you can just piss out the door. 1661 00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:55,200 You could just piss out the door. 1662 00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:58,200 It probably would come back to you in a storm or something. 1663 00:47:58,200 --> 00:47:59,200 What do you mean? 1664 00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:00,200 It could come back to you in a boomerang. 1665 00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:01,200 You turn splashes in your face. 1666 00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:02,200 Oh, yeah, that could happen. 1667 00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:03,200 Yeah. 1668 00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:04,200 Well, that's a price to pay. 1669 00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:06,200 That's a risk you got to take being a mechanic. 1670 00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:07,200 Yeah. 1671 00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:09,200 I mean, do you want to get to New Jersey or not, dude? 1672 00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:10,200 Fuck that. 1673 00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:11,200 I'll just take a bus, man. 1674 00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:12,200 I'm good. 1675 00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:13,200 A bus. 1676 00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:14,200 No, you know what? 1677 00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:15,200 I drive. 1678 00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:16,200 I would drive. 1679 00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:17,200 Yeah, you could. 1680 00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:18,200 Bus is even more dangerous, man. 1681 00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:19,200 They're cutting heads off and shit. 1682 00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:20,200 Yeah. 1683 00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:21,200 And which bus? 1684 00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:22,200 Who do that? 1685 00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:23,200 I don't remember. 1686 00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:24,200 It was like years ago. 1687 00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:25,200 There was a bus. 1688 00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:26,200 Some dude just cut some dude's health while he was laying on the bus. 1689 00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:27,200 It was fucked up. 1690 00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:29,200 And then somebody ran out. 1691 00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:30,200 And that was the short one. 1692 00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:31,200 What's even worse is he got out. 1693 00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:32,200 They let the dude out. 1694 00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:33,200 They let him out. 1695 00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:34,200 This happened in Canada. 1696 00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:35,200 Yeah. 1697 00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:36,200 You know what? 1698 00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:37,200 He knows his nation. 1699 00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:38,200 He'll tell you. 1700 00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:39,200 That's not the good old USA. 1701 00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:40,200 That right, DT. 1702 00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:41,200 That's what happens when you get universal health care. 1703 00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:46,800 A couple years ago, this Asian gentleman was just getting on a Greyhound bus in Canada 1704 00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:47,800 or whatever. 1705 00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:52,680 And it was this younger dude just asleep on the bus, and he just starts decapitating him 1706 00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:57,240 without saying anything, showing any emotion, just starts decapitating him. 1707 00:48:57,240 --> 00:49:00,920 I'm pretty sure he even ate some of them. 1708 00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:06,440 He went to a mental institution, and they said that he had like, after being there like 1709 00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:12,120 three or four years, they're like, it looked like he just had a snack, but it doesn't look 1710 00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:14,240 like he'll do anything like that again. 1711 00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:15,240 They let him out. 1712 00:49:15,240 --> 00:49:16,240 And he did it again, didn't he? 1713 00:49:16,240 --> 00:49:17,240 No, we don't know. 1714 00:49:17,240 --> 00:49:18,240 He just got let out. 1715 00:49:18,240 --> 00:49:19,240 He did it again. 1716 00:49:19,240 --> 00:49:20,240 It's Alex. 1717 00:49:20,240 --> 00:49:28,480 I mean, see, I'm torn between, yeah, they need rehabilitation help. 1718 00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:31,120 You cut somebody's head off, you're eating people, it's time to stay in there for life. 1719 00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:32,120 That's not a snap. 1720 00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:37,320 A snap is like when you're at work and you make like a slightly bitchy remark to a customer. 1721 00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:38,320 That's a snap. 1722 00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:41,120 And then your boss is like, no, don't do that. 1723 00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:44,640 You don't just get to whop somebody's head off and munch on them. 1724 00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:47,960 And they're like, you know what, dude, he probably won't do it again. 1725 00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:48,960 It's not okay. 1726 00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:49,960 It's time to go. 1727 00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:51,320 It's time to go for what affliction he has. 1728 00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:52,320 It's time to stay, whatever. 1729 00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:56,480 I ain't saying he got to be in prison, but he got to be somewhere locked the fuck up. 1730 00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:59,960 It's like a communal farm thing, you know? 1731 00:49:59,960 --> 00:50:03,840 I don't think he deserves that if you chop somebody's head off. 1732 00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:04,840 You don't get to be on the farm. 1733 00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:06,200 Those places don't exist. 1734 00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:08,080 You just kill them and say they went there. 1735 00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:09,080 Oh yeah. 1736 00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:10,080 Whoa, yeah. 1737 00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:15,880 Would you, it would have been tight to be like the dude who decapitates the people back 1738 00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:16,880 in the day. 1739 00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:17,880 Oh my God. 1740 00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:18,880 The executioner? 1741 00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:19,880 Yeah, the executioner. 1742 00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:21,720 You don't have any skin on your back. 1743 00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:22,960 You're not sitting them to death. 1744 00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:24,960 You just doing the action. 1745 00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:28,120 So you get to see the good shit, but it's not like... 1746 00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:29,120 Wow. 1747 00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:32,800 It's like a true soldier. 1748 00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:34,320 So would you be an executioner then? 1749 00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:35,920 You're just there for the fun part. 1750 00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:36,920 Yeah. 1751 00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:37,920 It's the instrument of death. 1752 00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:38,920 Yeah. 1753 00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:41,320 You're just the guy who takes the person's soul. 1754 00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:42,320 Yeah. 1755 00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:45,800 But not like, no, because technically it's whoever sentenced them to death. 1756 00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:47,040 That's who's taking his soul. 1757 00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:49,000 You just commit the actual murder. 1758 00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:51,320 Not murder, murder. 1759 00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:53,160 You just stop them from living. 1760 00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:54,160 That's murder. 1761 00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:55,160 Yeah. 1762 00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:56,160 You cut their head off. 1763 00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:58,640 Well, I carry out the sentence. 1764 00:50:58,640 --> 00:50:59,640 That's all you're doing. 1765 00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:03,000 If the sentence says, walk them to the end of the, to the woods and let them go, then 1766 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,120 that's what I would have to do. 1767 00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:11,640 Or you see, you say chop the head off, but I think the best one is whenever you would 1768 00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:15,920 take them, like, and you stretch them out like that and then slowly stretch them. 1769 00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:16,920 Holy shit. 1770 00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:17,920 Yeah. 1771 00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:20,440 Slowly stretch dudes is what you're saying. 1772 00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:21,440 That's messed up. 1773 00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:22,440 Yeah. 1774 00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:23,440 You want to stretch your neck about a quarter. 1775 00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:24,440 It is gay. 1776 00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:25,440 Huh? 1777 00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:26,440 You want to pull them a quarter. 1778 00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:27,440 You're trying to draw and quarter them? 1779 00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:28,440 The thing is like, you're stretching their spine, like their arms are getting pulled 1780 00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:29,440 and their legs are getting pulled, like that. 1781 00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:30,440 Yeah, but that's straight. 1782 00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:31,440 Quarter is when there's a horse attached to each arm. 1783 00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:32,440 Each limb. 1784 00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:33,440 And then they stretch out a little bit and then they make a shift. 1785 00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:34,440 See, I don't want the horse because it's too unpredictable and they can go too fast. 1786 00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:35,440 Yeah. 1787 00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:36,440 You want to stretch. 1788 00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:37,440 There's somebody riding the horse. 1789 00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:38,440 Horses are strong. 1790 00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:39,440 Yeah. 1791 00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:40,440 Yeah. 1792 00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:41,440 Yeah. 1793 00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:42,440 Yeah. 1794 00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:43,440 Yeah. 1795 00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:44,440 Yeah. 1796 00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:45,440 Yeah. 1797 00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:48,040 Horses are strong. 1798 00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:50,120 Yeah, but I'm saying it goes too fast. 1799 00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:52,200 Like it will kill them too fast. 1800 00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:54,200 So you're saying there's not enough pain and agony. 1801 00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:55,200 Yes. 1802 00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:56,200 You like to browse and hold, don't you? 1803 00:51:56,200 --> 00:52:00,440 No, but you can make the horses, like they usually make the horses walk a little bit. 1804 00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:01,440 Walk a little bit. 1805 00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:02,440 So it tightens. 1806 00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:04,440 And then like there's somebody riding the horse and they're like, all right. 1807 00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:06,000 Then they just spur that motherfucker. 1808 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:09,000 They'll kick them a little bit so they might dislocate it. 1809 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:12,720 But if you do the other way, you could do it for days. 1810 00:52:12,720 --> 00:52:14,160 You don't just stretch them a little bit. 1811 00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:15,880 That seems inefficient to me. 1812 00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:18,280 Well, it sets an example. 1813 00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:21,000 Well, draw and quarter can set an example. 1814 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,720 That's what they did to Tupac Amaru, dude. 1815 00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:24,960 They draw and quartered him. 1816 00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:27,200 Tupac got shot. 1817 00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:29,280 Not that. 1818 00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:30,280 Not that Tupac. 1819 00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:31,280 Oh wow. 1820 00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:32,280 Fuck, he told my brother. 1821 00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:35,040 Tupac Amaru the second, dude, first of all. 1822 00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:36,880 The Creole guy. 1823 00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:38,840 And then they drawed and quartered him. 1824 00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:43,520 And then they put his head at one end, his arm at another, his other arm at another, 1825 00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:45,640 and then his two legs at the others. 1826 00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:49,600 To all the entrances, to let the indigenous people know we're from Europe. 1827 00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:50,820 We don't fuck around. 1828 00:52:50,820 --> 00:52:53,240 We will kill you in a gruesome way. 1829 00:52:53,240 --> 00:52:54,240 Damn. 1830 00:52:54,240 --> 00:52:56,120 If you don't already die of disease. 1831 00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:57,120 Yeah. 1832 00:52:57,120 --> 00:52:58,120 And who has his land now? 1833 00:52:58,120 --> 00:52:59,120 That's messed up. 1834 00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:01,120 First of all, guys, we forgot to do the land acknowledgement. 1835 00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:02,120 Oh yeah. 1836 00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:05,080 We forgot to do the land acknowledgement at the beginning of this podcast. 1837 00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:10,960 I just want to say we are doing this podcast in Huntsville, Alabama, which is indigenous 1838 00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:13,280 land that the white man stole. 1839 00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:14,280 And we're sorry. 1840 00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:15,280 Yeah. 1841 00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:18,120 All of us white dudes are sorry that we stole the land. 1842 00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:19,120 Damn. 1843 00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:21,440 Because we were directly involved in what happened. 1844 00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:24,400 And we support that. 1845 00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:25,400 But not really. 1846 00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:28,120 You Brandon, tell the people. 1847 00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:29,800 Please acknowledge the land that we're on. 1848 00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:33,640 I had nothing to do with this. 1849 00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:36,080 But can you acknowledge that we're on stolen indigenous land? 1850 00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:37,880 Oh yeah, this place is stolen as hell. 1851 00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:38,880 It's stolen. 1852 00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:40,520 So you got to do your acknowledgement. 1853 00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:43,120 So yeah, man, it's stolen. 1854 00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:44,120 That's wild. 1855 00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:45,120 All right. 1856 00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:46,120 Your turn, Dom. 1857 00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:47,120 I want to acknowledge. 1858 00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:50,120 Brandon's going to keep on. 1859 00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:56,840 I want to acknowledge that we're here on stolen land, that these people did. 1860 00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:58,640 Me and Brandon didn't do anything. 1861 00:53:58,640 --> 00:53:59,880 Even my white side's from Germany. 1862 00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:04,760 We did some to a couple other people, but not to like this area. 1863 00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:07,400 So hate the whites. 1864 00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:08,720 Yeah. 1865 00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:10,840 I don't identify as white anymore though. 1866 00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:12,840 Where you going, ass? 1867 00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:15,800 Well, not black. 1868 00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:18,800 I'm not there yet. 1869 00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:19,800 What's the next step? 1870 00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:23,000 I think maybe like, I'd like to be like Burmese or something. 1871 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:24,920 I don't know what that is. 1872 00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:25,920 From Burma? 1873 00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:26,920 Burma? 1874 00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:27,920 Southeast Asia. 1875 00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:28,920 Oh, Southeast Asia. 1876 00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:29,920 Yeah. 1877 00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:30,920 See, you're going Asian. 1878 00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:31,920 Yeah. 1879 00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:32,920 I'm about to transition. 1880 00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:33,920 Oh, please do that. 1881 00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:34,920 Yeah. 1882 00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:35,920 I'll get tits, bro. 1883 00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:36,920 Yeah. 1884 00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:37,920 I thought you meant racially. 1885 00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:38,920 I thought you meant racially. 1886 00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:39,920 Well, both. 1887 00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:40,920 I thought you meant black. 1888 00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:41,920 I thought you meant black. 1889 00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:42,920 I thought you meant racially. 1890 00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:43,920 Both. 1891 00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:44,920 I'm not a Finnish stridler. 1892 00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:45,920 I don't have that as anything. 1893 00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:46,920 I'll be a woman and Burmese. 1894 00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:51,600 I'll be a Taiwanese lady or Thai lady boy from Thailand. 1895 00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:52,600 Okay. 1896 00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:54,960 I don't think you'd pull that off. 1897 00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:55,960 They're a little peep. 1898 00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:56,960 Yeah, I can't do karaoke. 1899 00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:58,960 And you can't sing. 1900 00:54:58,960 --> 00:54:59,960 We got to get you. 1901 00:54:59,960 --> 00:55:03,640 Oh, so I'm going to buy that rock band, dude. 1902 00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:07,240 And when we put all the sound things up in here, you can fuck a rock out. 1903 00:55:07,240 --> 00:55:09,440 You going to come over and rock out, Syfy? 1904 00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:10,440 No. 1905 00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:11,440 For real? 1906 00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:12,440 Yeah, it'd be a mic, though. 1907 00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:13,440 We're doing a rock band. 1908 00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:18,440 I don't like how excited you are. 1909 00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:19,520 It's all putting together. 1910 00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:21,640 Because people need to know that's the best thing. 1911 00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:23,640 When people come over, you're drinking. 1912 00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:24,640 You fucking, you have... 1913 00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:25,640 Are we drinking and fucking? 1914 00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:26,640 No, I'm not saying fucking. 1915 00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:27,640 I'm just... 1916 00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:28,640 Nobody's talking about sex, man. 1917 00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:31,640 I was just using fucking as a filler word. 1918 00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:33,560 You know, you get fucking. 1919 00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:38,160 No, but you're drinking and you're playing Guitar Hero, your favorite songs. 1920 00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:39,160 You know? 1921 00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:40,160 I think we're all playing them. 1922 00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:41,160 Me neither. 1923 00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:44,800 I was playing when I was younger, but not growing up, like high school. 1924 00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:46,120 It's fun. 1925 00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:47,600 You put it on easy. 1926 00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:51,360 You can play hip hop songs, too. 1927 00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:54,360 Damn, man. 1928 00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:55,360 Even for the blacks. 1929 00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:57,880 It's a game for everybody. 1930 00:55:57,880 --> 00:55:59,600 Brad, are you coming over? 1931 00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:00,600 Hell, yeah. 1932 00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:01,600 Come on now. 1933 00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:02,600 You coming, JJ? 1934 00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:03,600 Yeah, I'll do it. 1935 00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:04,600 I'm real bad. 1936 00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:05,600 I'll let you know now, but I'll do it. 1937 00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:06,600 Who do you think's the best? 1938 00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:07,600 Jake, right? 1939 00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:08,600 Probably Typhoonie. 1940 00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:09,600 Ooh. 1941 00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:11,360 I bet he'd kill at the drums. 1942 00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:13,400 Oh, yeah. 1943 00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:14,880 See nobody ever wants to play the drums. 1944 00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:16,760 The drums are hard, dude. 1945 00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:19,400 There's no way Jake's good at anything, dude. 1946 00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:20,600 I used to play the drums. 1947 00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:22,720 I would think he would be good at something like that. 1948 00:56:22,720 --> 00:56:23,720 Oh, hell yeah. 1949 00:56:23,720 --> 00:56:27,240 Like he would surprise you how good he is at that. 1950 00:56:27,240 --> 00:56:28,240 No. 1951 00:56:28,240 --> 00:56:29,240 No? 1952 00:56:29,240 --> 00:56:30,240 No, man. 1953 00:56:30,240 --> 00:56:31,240 I think you're giving him too much credit. 1954 00:56:31,240 --> 00:56:35,600 For a guy that drains Dayquil throughout just his regular, everyday life. 1955 00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:36,600 Just drinks it. 1956 00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:37,600 Yeah. 1957 00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:38,600 It's not meant to do that. 1958 00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:39,600 He's got this refrigerator. 1959 00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:44,200 He has the like $1 baloney that doesn't even reseal. 1960 00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:47,920 And he just has that in there in the middle rack and then a bottle of Dayquil sitting 1961 00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:48,920 on top of it. 1962 00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:53,520 And then just a Case Modelo that you open the freezer. 1963 00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:57,520 When you move the human head out of the way, there's Papa Jack's pizza and he just puts 1964 00:56:57,520 --> 00:56:59,520 raw onions on top. 1965 00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:00,520 And tomatoes. 1966 00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:01,520 He is such a comedian. 1967 00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:02,520 I love him. 1968 00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:03,520 Yeah. 1969 00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:04,520 But thanks for the gifts. 1970 00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:05,520 Love you, Jake. 1971 00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:06,520 We love you, Jake. 1972 00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:07,520 Yes, we do. 1973 00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:08,520 You do look good, man. 1974 00:57:08,520 --> 00:57:11,320 He's good at comedy and that's all that matters. 1975 00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:12,800 That's all that matters. 1976 00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:16,040 You don't have to be a good person, a good lover. 1977 00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:17,040 No. 1978 00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:18,040 A good man. 1979 00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:19,040 No. 1980 00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:24,440 A good, you know, just knowing you don't even have to know your own emotions. 1981 00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:25,440 You can't. 1982 00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:27,120 You just have to be good at comedy. 1983 00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:28,120 Yeah. 1984 00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:29,120 That's all that matters. 1985 00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:30,120 Never forget that, Brandon. 1986 00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:31,120 I appreciate it. 1987 00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:35,520 Dude, you could kill Dom right now, but if you said something funny, I'd be like, ah. 1988 00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:36,520 Nice. 1989 00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:38,520 You could kill me, Brandon. 1990 00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:40,920 You said that would I kill you? 1991 00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:41,920 If you had to. 1992 00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:42,920 If you had to. 1993 00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:45,080 If I was going to kill you if you didn't kill him. 1994 00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:46,080 Yeah. 1995 00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:47,080 Okay, so you said you were going to kill him. 1996 00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:48,080 You get seven days. 1997 00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:49,400 You have to kill me. 1998 00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:50,400 Time begins now. 1999 00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:51,400 All right. 2000 00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:52,400 Right now. 2001 00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:53,400 All right. 2002 00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:55,400 I'm going to say. 2003 00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:56,400 I'm shifty. 2004 00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:58,400 Think of some of Dom's weaknesses. 2005 00:57:58,400 --> 00:57:59,400 Yeah. 2006 00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:00,400 Ooh. 2007 00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:01,400 You know, stairs. 2008 00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:05,400 What, put some baby on the stairs or something? 2009 00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:06,840 Oh, that would be good. 2010 00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:08,680 But he does go up the stairs so slow. 2011 00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:09,680 He might. 2012 00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:11,160 He might be able to traverse the stairs. 2013 00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:12,160 Oh yeah. 2014 00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:13,160 Then he tried to grab onto like the rails. 2015 00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:14,160 It's baby oil too. 2016 00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:15,160 Ooh. 2017 00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:16,160 The double oil. 2018 00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:17,160 That would fuck me up. 2019 00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:19,240 That would fuck me up because I used the rail for support. 2020 00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:20,240 And then you put a bomb. 2021 00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:21,240 Absolutely. 2022 00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:25,320 Then you put like one of those like, you put a hidden bomb on the stairs. 2023 00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:26,320 But he's a soldier. 2024 00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:27,320 He can sense bombs, dude. 2025 00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:28,320 He was in Afghanistan. 2026 00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:29,320 I'm fucking by a bomb dog. 2027 00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:30,320 It's like as soon as you walk on the stairs. 2028 00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:31,320 I don't know. 2029 00:58:31,320 --> 00:58:36,600 There would be a sensor or something that like handles the pressure. 2030 00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:37,600 And then as you split. 2031 00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:38,600 It would break. 2032 00:58:38,600 --> 00:58:40,600 Now this is you doing this. 2033 00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:46,000 You know, you have to, you're going to build a bomb and sensors and such. 2034 00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:49,000 You're going to make it out of my car. 2035 00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:52,120 I would do monster research on incognito mode and we figure this out. 2036 00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:56,440 That fools, the incognito mode does fool the FBI. 2037 00:58:56,440 --> 00:58:57,440 It does. 2038 00:58:57,440 --> 00:58:58,440 No it doesn't. 2039 00:58:58,440 --> 00:58:59,440 Remember that dude that's like. 2040 00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:00,440 They haven't got me. 2041 00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:04,400 You got first of all, I don't like how scared you just got. 2042 00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:05,400 Oh dude. 2043 00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:06,400 Why would I be scared? 2044 00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:07,400 I'm a cyber patriot. 2045 00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:08,400 Yeah, dude. 2046 00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:10,960 You're a, I know he kills people. 2047 00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:12,440 We're going to be on a documentary one day. 2048 00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:14,280 Me and you Brandon explain like. 2049 00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:16,200 Brandon, have you ever seen me kill a single person? 2050 00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:17,200 They'd be like the real joker. 2051 00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:18,200 No, not yet. 2052 00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:21,200 He thought about it for a little second. 2053 00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:25,960 Do you think I have the capacity to kill somebody, Brandon? 2054 00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:26,960 Be careful how you answer this. 2055 00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:27,960 See, look at this. 2056 00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:28,960 I'd be like, yes. 2057 00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:30,960 Now I'm dead. 2058 00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:32,960 No, I don't know. 2059 00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:34,840 That's a good answer. 2060 00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:35,840 I think everybody's scared. 2061 00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:36,840 That's fear people. 2062 00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:37,840 That's real fear. 2063 00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:38,840 I see a murderer. 2064 00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:39,840 No. 2065 00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:40,840 I don't know man. 2066 00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:45,840 Would you think that you think Safa killed somebody? 2067 00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:46,840 Maybe. 2068 00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:47,840 Maybe. 2069 00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:48,840 He probably would. 2070 00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:56,800 So out of these two personalities, I just wanted you guys to know Brandon's racist. 2071 00:59:56,800 --> 01:00:00,320 Because out of these two personalities, no more could be different. 2072 01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:02,320 JJ's clearly the one who's killed. 2073 01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:03,320 Oh yeah, he is. 2074 01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:04,320 If I had to pick between. 2075 01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:05,320 Safa wouldn't hurt a bumblebee. 2076 01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:06,320 I know. 2077 01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:07,320 That's why I was like, I don't think it would. 2078 01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:10,320 But I'm saying if I had to pick, of course JJ. 2079 01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:11,320 Well, of course. 2080 01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:13,760 What does that mean, dude? 2081 01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:15,720 I've never even killed anything, dude. 2082 01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:17,340 I mean, there's a little bit of sign. 2083 01:00:17,340 --> 01:00:18,340 Not even a show. 2084 01:00:18,340 --> 01:00:21,000 Remember when you told me you burned that dog alive? 2085 01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:22,000 That wasn't me. 2086 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:23,000 That wasn't me. 2087 01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:27,360 I've done a lot of fucked up shit, but that is not something I'll take. 2088 01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:30,400 That was some Haitians somewhere in Ohio did that. 2089 01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:31,400 Oh yeah. 2090 01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:34,360 And that was just for food. 2091 01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:37,280 He wouldn't have let that happen. 2092 01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:38,280 Brandon's favorite president. 2093 01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:39,280 No, not even close. 2094 01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:40,280 Donald Trump. 2095 01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:41,280 Look at me. 2096 01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:43,280 Brandon's favorite president. 2097 01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:47,320 Brandon, just go like this. 2098 01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:50,240 Brandon got mad because they put him in a blue tie in this photo. 2099 01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:51,240 He got mad. 2100 01:00:51,240 --> 01:00:54,240 The hair is fake even on this dollar bill. 2101 01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:56,240 No, that's real, dude. 2102 01:00:56,240 --> 01:00:57,240 That's real hair. 2103 01:00:57,240 --> 01:01:00,240 It's actually a lock of his hair. 2104 01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:03,240 All right. 2105 01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:22,240 We're out. 2106 01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:39,440 Tied to see.