1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,000 This week on Clown College. 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:10,000 So dude Brandon, what's up man? 3 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,000 How was your week? 4 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Nothing man, I mean I've been good. 5 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:14,000 Don't fuck with ranch. 6 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,000 You know, Eminem's up in the ass. 7 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:18,000 We just having a good old clown. 8 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,000 You don't fuck with ranch? 9 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,000 No, not anymore man. 10 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,000 What happened? 11 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,000 I got traumatized at Publix man. 12 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:24,000 What happened? 13 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:27,000 I was collecting carts and this big ass like chick in a cart wheel. 14 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:28,000 What are those things called? 15 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,000 Those motorized carts? 16 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:30,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 17 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,000 She was in one of those and it was like so bad. 18 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,000 I saw her ass crack. 19 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:38,000 Her shirt was all the way up there and then she had like a door to explore her like hair cut. 20 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,000 And then I walk in there like putting the carts back. 21 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:43,000 She over there eating the sub and just eating it like she's eating. 22 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,000 Tied tootsie? 23 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:47,000 And then it's like all over her face like white shit everywhere. 24 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,000 The ranch? 25 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,000 Yes, and she wouldn't wipe it off. 26 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:54,000 And I'm just sitting there staring at her until her ride got there and it's dry and this shit. 27 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,000 You know what I mean? 28 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,000 No, I don't. 29 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,000 That's fucked up. 30 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,000 What about the M&M's in your ass part? 31 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,000 Yeah, first of all I can't believe Bethany went through that first. 32 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,000 Well, okay, so I thought we were improvising that first. 33 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,000 No. 34 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,000 Because you got to make it. 35 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,000 So you made up one thing. 36 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,000 Yeah, the M&M ass. 37 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,000 Said something equally as strange. 38 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:13,000 Have to send her to the ranch. 39 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,000 Yes. 40 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:17,000 Oh yeah. 41 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:20,000 That's she belong, man. 42 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,000 Over here. 43 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,000 Eating like a pig. 44 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:26,000 Back to Hidden Valley, dude. 45 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,000 So you really won't eat ranch anymore because of this? 46 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,000 For a little bit because I keep on thinking about it. 47 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:34,000 Like I went to Dairy Queen and I had their honey tossed barbecue chicken strips. 48 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,000 And I always have it with ranch. 49 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,000 And I couldn't do it this time. 50 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,000 Every time I eat it I just think about her. 51 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,000 Eat. 52 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:43,000 Does it arouse you sexually? 53 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:57,000 No. 54 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:42,000 Dude, somebody got me an all natural energy drink from Whole Foods today. 55 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,000 I was. 56 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,000 Killed myself. 57 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,000 Damn. 58 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,000 Yeah, it was terrible. 59 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,000 I mean good. 60 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,000 I was going to say good. 61 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:53,000 But they got me some, dude, dark chocolate peanut M&Ms. 62 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:56,000 They were so good. 63 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,000 And then I went on this whole thing. 64 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,000 This is while I was at work. 65 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:02,000 I was trying to look at how do they make peanut M&Ms? 66 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,000 How do they get the peanut M&Ms? 67 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,000 You can't inject it. 68 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,000 Yeah. 69 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,000 No. 70 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,000 That's impossible. 71 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:10,000 I mean, you can't inject a seed into the ground, right? 72 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,000 Exactly, dude. 73 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:16,000 You got to dig in there, but then that would hurt the texture of the chocolate. 74 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:19,000 But like there's no conclusive evidence online. 75 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:24,000 There's an episode of Unwrapped and then there's How It's Made, but they're both regular M&Ms. 76 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,000 I don't give a fuck. 77 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,000 That's very obvious how you make that. 78 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:30,000 I mean, it's just taking a peanut and putting chocolate over it. 79 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,000 What's the machine look like, dude? 80 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:37,000 Probably like a carousel, you know, where they do parts. 81 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,000 A carousel? 82 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,000 Is that what it's called? 83 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,000 A conveyor belt? 84 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,000 Conveyor belt, yeah. 85 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:44,000 I thought I said Ferris wheel. 86 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,000 We're going to the fair. 87 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,000 Oh my God. 88 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,000 Come on, man. 89 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,000 What the fuck? 90 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:54,000 Dude, I'm just saying, so obviously a regular M&M, it's like a big sheet with just little 91 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:58,000 circular divots and you pour chocolate and then the shell coating on it. 92 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,000 Peanut M&M, how do you do that? 93 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,000 The same way. 94 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,000 You just put the peanut there. 95 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,000 It's exactly in the middle. 96 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:07,000 So the peanut can't be resting on the bottom of the tray or else the peanut would be off 97 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,000 to one side. 98 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:13,000 They probably have like chocolate and then peanut butter and they kind of, you know how 99 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,000 love works. 100 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,000 Hell yeah. 101 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,000 Get together with that. 102 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:19,000 JJ, we got a special guest, don't we? 103 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,000 We do, man. 104 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,000 We do. 105 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:25,000 I mean, to describe him words, it's an impossible test. 106 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,000 Impossible. 107 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,000 You'll just have to listen to him. 108 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:30,000 He's a great, I love him, great comedian around Huntsville. 109 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:34,000 The first time I ever saw him, a white dude dropped the N-word and he appeared, man. 110 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,000 It wasn't him. 111 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,000 It wasn't him. 112 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:40,000 That helped. 113 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:44,000 He ate the floor with his face right after that and he got up and told jokes about bees. 114 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,000 Yep. 115 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,000 Absolute champion guys, we have Charles Hood on the pot today. 116 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,000 Hey! 117 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,000 Howdy, everybody. 118 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,000 What's up, Charles? 119 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,000 You all doing all right tonight? 120 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,000 Hell yeah. 121 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,000 That's good to hear. 122 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,000 That's good to hear. 123 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,000 So lovely. 124 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:59,000 Why do you dress like you kill children? 125 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:05,000 Well, I don't know, you know, these are the only things I had to do. 126 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,000 These are the only things I had clean. 127 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,000 Yeah. 128 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,000 Hell yeah. 129 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,000 They had to wear them. 130 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:15,000 See, now I was, I'm glad you showed up dressed like this. 131 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,000 I figured it'd be something cool. 132 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:22,000 So it's like this or that wife beater that I saw you wearing at shenanigans one time. 133 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,000 Oh, he got it. 134 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,000 No fucking way, dude. 135 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:29,000 From Undertaker to Eminem. 136 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,000 His strength is hard with the buttons. 137 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,000 Oh, shit. 138 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,000 Hell yeah. 139 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,000 That's a 50 cent wife beater. 140 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,000 That's like a Chippendale ass. 141 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,000 That's like a Chippendale outfit. 142 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:40,000 With that shirt, the collar shirt, just the bow tie and the wife beater. 143 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:44,500 Yeah, I always want, like when I go to the beach, I like to, I would like to wear like 144 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:47,000 bikinis and this is about as close as I can get. 145 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:49,000 What kind of bikini would you wear? 146 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,000 Thong, full back? 147 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,000 One piece? 148 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,000 One piece, yeah. 149 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,000 Probably like no piece, you know? 150 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,000 No. 151 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,000 Nudist beach? 152 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,000 Nudist beach. 153 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,000 You'd blend right into the sand. 154 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,000 Hell yeah. 155 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,000 I don't know, I don't know. 156 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,000 I don't know. 157 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:07,000 I don't really share too much skin mostly though. 158 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,000 No, you? 159 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:11,000 Oh yeah, I don't have much skin to show. 160 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:16,000 I don't know, you were, at the clown college show, you were double shirted up. 161 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,000 Yeah. 162 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:20,000 Two graphic t-shirts, or one white t-shirt, one graphic t-shirt. 163 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:24,000 And the white t-shirt was like an athletic fit, wasn't it? 164 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,000 Yeah, it was like a conversion shirt. 165 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,000 Yeah, like one of those under armor shirts. 166 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,000 Well, it's for performance. 167 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,000 Yeah, it is. 168 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,000 Tactical. 169 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,000 It's also to help break his fall. 170 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:38,000 Yeah, I gotta have extra padding, because like, if I don't it's like straight to my bones. 171 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:41,000 Have you been doing that a lot lately? 172 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,000 Jumping on stage? 173 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,000 Falling? 174 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,000 Yeah, falling on stage. 175 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:48,000 I've gotta break it up a little bit, so if people, you know, kind of throw people off. 176 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,000 Keep on their toes. 177 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,000 Yeah. 178 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,000 Yep, yep, yep. 179 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,000 Keep them guessing. 180 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,000 Yeah. 181 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,000 Are you kind of like clumsy? 182 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,000 A little bit. 183 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:59,000 I try to, I can catch stuff pretty quickly. 184 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:03,000 Like if it's falling off the table, I can probably like grab it pretty quick. 185 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,000 Brandon, throw something at him. 186 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,000 Okay. 187 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,000 You want me to throw the zen at you? 188 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:08,000 Well, don't ask me before you do it. 189 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,000 No? 190 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,000 We're testing his reaction. 191 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,000 Yeah. 192 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,000 I like him to be ready. 193 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,000 As hard as you can. 194 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,000 You want me to throw? 195 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,000 I'm not gonna throw it hard. 196 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,000 No. 197 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,000 Okay, you ready? 198 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,000 I'm gonna throw it. 199 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,000 I want you to try to catch it. 200 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:20,000 Okay, do you want me to start behind him? 201 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:23,000 Okay, okay, I'm gonna act like nothing's happening. 202 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:25,000 Yeah. 203 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:28,000 He did get to it. 204 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,000 He did touch it. 205 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,000 He did get to it and it was a bad pass. 206 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,000 He touched it. 207 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,000 That was a bad pass. 208 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,000 That was on you, Brandon. 209 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,000 That was on me. 210 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,000 That was on me. 211 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,000 Oh, shit. 212 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,000 Oh my gosh. 213 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,000 He's aura is destroying the pot. 214 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,600 That was on me. 215 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:42,320 And I've been sitting on this one for a while. 216 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:46,000 If you're clumsy, would you say you're a member of the Clue Clutz clan? 217 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,000 No. 218 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,000 They paid me the big one. 219 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,000 I did it. 220 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,000 That's what he's here for, guys. 221 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:56,000 I had to squeeze that one in manually. 222 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,000 I don't know what to say about that. 223 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,000 I mean, you knew. 224 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:03,000 I told you about my family's pass and I told you not to bring that up. 225 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:09,000 And now that you purposefully brought that up, I'm just kind of like, what else are you 226 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,000 gonna bring up? 227 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:16,000 He put on the hood and he cut the eye holes in the back. 228 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:21,000 I know my name is Charles Hood, but that don't mean nothing. 229 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:24,000 He just Kamala Harris switched his accent. 230 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,000 That don't mean nothing. 231 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,000 I'm sorry. 232 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,000 Never be sorry, Charles. 233 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,000 Never. 234 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,000 Never apologize for anything. 235 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,000 Fuck y'all. 236 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:37,000 I think that's the first time I ever heard you cuss. 237 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,000 He kind of sounded sad about it. 238 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,000 Yeah. 239 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:43,000 I'll have to try pray about that later. 240 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,000 Is that okay? 241 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,000 You Amish? 242 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:49,000 Oh, I can't even get a beard for it, man. 243 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:51,000 You're like halfway there, though. 244 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,000 True. 245 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,000 It's taken me a while. 246 00:08:53,000 --> 00:09:00,000 This is like from birth. 247 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:06,000 I did visit some Amish one time because my dad would always buy stuff at a discount there. 248 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,000 What do you get there? 249 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,000 Like, dude, delicious strawberries. 250 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,000 Really? 251 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,000 Yeah. 252 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,000 Nice jams. 253 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,000 I bet they got beasts of jams. 254 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,000 They got great jams. 255 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:17,000 They did, but those were actually a little like, they would probably scouch the jam. 256 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:20,000 So you kind of had to get the materials like, you know, wrong. 257 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,000 Then do it yourself. 258 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,000 Yeah, exactly. 259 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:28,000 Well, according to an August 2018 video, you said that the greatest PB&J, which is Publix 260 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,000 Honey Wheat Bread, that's number one bread. 261 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,000 I'm going to have to disagree with you on that. 262 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,000 Why is that? 263 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,000 I was in the bread industry for a while. 264 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:37,000 I would say self-proclaimed best PB&J in the world. 265 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,000 Yeah. 266 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,000 Number one. 267 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,000 Nobody came for my title yet. 268 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,000 I would say you need a thicker cut of bread, man. 269 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,000 Store brand ain't going to cut it. 270 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:47,000 It's going to rip the structural integrity when you put that fucking jelly on there, 271 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,000 especially if it's cold, it's going to tear, man. 272 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:52,000 Last thing you want is a finger in your jelly when you're eating a PB&J. 273 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,000 Yeah. 274 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,000 Yeah. 275 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:57,000 I don't want a finger in my jelly when I'm making PB&J. 276 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:06,000 But if I got to tell you one thing about peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, you say you're 277 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,000 number one. 278 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,000 Number one. 279 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,000 I say you're number two. 280 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,000 Oh, shit. 281 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:13,000 As in full of shh crap. 282 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,000 No, shit. 283 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,000 Okay, dude. 284 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,000 Let's do that. 285 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,000 We'll record that. 286 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,000 We'll have a blind PB&J taste test. 287 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,000 Same ingredients. 288 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,000 Same bread or no? 289 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,000 Same everything. 290 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,000 Okay, same everything. 291 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,000 I'll beat you on your home field. 292 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,000 I'll use the public. 293 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,000 Wheat bread, dude. 294 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,000 I'll beat you in your home turf. 295 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,000 Creamy. 296 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,000 Homemade. 297 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,000 Muscadine. 298 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,000 Okay. 299 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,000 Are you catching any of these? 300 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,000 Am I going too fast for you? 301 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,000 Oh, shit. 302 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,000 Damn. 303 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:43,000 All right, dude. 304 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:46,000 All right, first of all, this is my dojo right here, dude. 305 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,000 And Alex E is my head student. 306 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:51,000 He'll fucking hit you with a crane kick from over there, man. 307 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,000 Yeah. 308 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,000 No, I'll tell you what. 309 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:56,000 He has to crane his neck to give you head. 310 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,000 Hell yeah. 311 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:02,000 That was good, dude. 312 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:05,000 I like that. 313 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:08,000 I appreciate it. 314 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,000 We will have a showdown. 315 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:12,000 You're already dressed like a fucking old western. 316 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,000 We'll have a showdown. 317 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,000 I'm about to throw down, you know? 318 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,000 Okay, dude. 319 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,000 We'll see what happens. 320 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,000 Now you're cutting like a wrestling promo. 321 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,000 Brandon's getting horrid. 322 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,000 I like it. 323 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,000 Brandon, talk your shit. 324 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,000 You got to take up for JJ. 325 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,000 I got to take up for JJ. 326 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,000 You're damn right. 327 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,000 I'll tell you what. 328 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,000 I'm going to tell you one thing. 329 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:33,000 If I tell you one thing instead of JJ, he ain't shit. 330 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,000 Oh, shit. 331 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,000 He said crap earlier. 332 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,000 It's like the Undertaker right here, man. 333 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:40,000 I said crap earlier because you all are children. 334 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,000 Holy shit. 335 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,000 Brandon, you going to have to talk like that? 336 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,000 You know what? 337 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,000 We ain't no fucking children. 338 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,000 Damn right. 339 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,000 We grown ass men. 340 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,000 Look, he got a beard. 341 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,000 He look old. 342 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,000 He look old, but he young. 343 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,000 Well, me, we're grown ass men. 344 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,000 Hell yeah. 345 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,000 PB and J, I don't know, man. 346 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,000 I haven't tasted your ass. 347 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,000 I'm sorry. 348 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,000 I'm sorry. 349 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,000 I'm sorry. 350 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,000 I'm sorry. 351 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,000 I'm sorry. 352 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,000 I'm sorry. 353 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,000 I'm sorry. 354 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,000 I'm sorry. 355 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,000 I've had his. 356 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000 It's been a while, so we got to see. 357 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,000 Oh, wow. 358 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,000 It's like me and him with Mac and Cheese. 359 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,000 We don't know who's is better. 360 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,000 No, we do. 361 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,000 No, we don't. 362 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,000 No, we do know, Brandon. 363 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,000 No, we don't. 364 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,000 We absolutely know who's is better. 365 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,000 No, we don't, man. 366 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,000 No, we don't. 367 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,000 See, now we got to have that too. 368 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,000 Blind PB and J Mac and Cheese. 369 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,000 That's a good ass combination. 370 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,000 That is a terrible combination, and we will all be shitting on ourselves. 371 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,000 Mac and Cheese and PB and J? 372 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,000 Yes, yes. 373 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,000 What does that do for you? 374 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,000 I mean, it tastes good. 375 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,000 Oh, that's good. 376 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,000 It's good. 377 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,000 It's good. 378 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,000 It's good. 379 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:35,000 It's probably going to fuck you up later, especially because you know I'm a little lactose 380 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,000 intolerant. 381 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,000 Oh, yeah. 382 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,000 But it's worth it. 383 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,000 My Mac and Cheese is worth it. 384 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,000 I'm a little backed up today, Brandon. 385 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,000 You too? 386 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,000 Yeah. 387 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,000 I almost took one a second ago, man. 388 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,000 Did you? 389 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,000 I stopped myself. 390 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,000 You stopped yourself? 391 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,000 So is it hurting a little bit? 392 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,000 Like just now? 393 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,000 Like sitting over there? 394 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:54,000 No, not sitting over here, like before we started, but I was like, it's going to be 395 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,000 out. 396 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,000 I did. 397 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,000 You did, but you said? 398 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,000 I said, no. 399 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,000 That's a good thing. 400 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,000 So we're going to be in there for a while and it's going to be bad. 401 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,600 Plus, we're very close. 402 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:08,080 Yeah, but that's strength right there to sit down and be ready and then not go. 403 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:11,880 You don't have to worry about this because you perch or whatever you do. 404 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:15,720 First of all, I would never put myself in a vulnerable position, like sitting down. 405 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:19,080 You think that squatting is a less vulnerable position? 406 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:20,080 I'm leapfrogging. 407 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:21,680 I'm ready to go, dude. 408 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:23,480 Dude, just the shit falls out of your ass. 409 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:24,480 I'm about to leap away. 410 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:28,280 Yeah, and then it's like in Mario Kart when you drop the oil behind. 411 00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:32,000 That's an oil slick, dude, depending on what I ate. 412 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:36,520 If I ate Brandon's back in cheese, it's oil slick all day. 413 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:40,400 Sometimes when that squid comes up and splashes on my screen. 414 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:43,480 It takes your vision right away from you, dude. 415 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:47,040 Do you always have people trying to get in your stall? 416 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,040 Yes. 417 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:49,200 Also, think about this. 418 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:54,440 When you're in high school, when you go back, when you have an accident or whatever, you 419 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:58,680 don't want people to know you're taking a shit gargoyle. 420 00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:00,240 Nobody knows. 421 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:03,600 Unless they look at you through that crack, then you're fucked for the rest of your high 422 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:04,600 school tenure. 423 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,640 They're like, you'll never guess what the fuck this guy was doing. 424 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:12,600 That didn't happen to me, obviously. 425 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:13,600 I'm sorry. 426 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:16,600 I always take a glimpse. 427 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:17,960 You have to to know. 428 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:21,160 It's kind of like, it's there. 429 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:23,480 Because I'm thinking about it as I'm passing. 430 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:25,520 It's like the only thing I see. 431 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:29,880 Even if there was a hot lady in front of me, I'd probably still look to the left to see 432 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:30,880 it. 433 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:31,880 It wouldn't have to be hot. 434 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:32,880 Are you in the women's bathroom? 435 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:34,920 It would be Brandon's bare ass. 436 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:35,920 Yeah. 437 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:36,920 Pants around the ankles. 438 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:37,920 Me butt naked. 439 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,920 Would you stop for a little bit more of a second? 440 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:45,920 Why is he facing the door with his ass? 441 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:48,920 Because he's pissing with his pants around his ass. 442 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:51,000 My pants be down, bro. 443 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,000 I'm scared. 444 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:55,960 You have taken Charles out of back. 445 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:58,080 That's a first. 446 00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,160 I have an origin though. 447 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:02,360 It's because back in middle school, there was this dude that would like to wait for 448 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:05,840 people and then when they were peeing the stalls, or what is that thing called? 449 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:06,840 Urinals. 450 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:11,440 He would go up and push you while you were peeing so then you'd get all over your pants. 451 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:13,080 But me, I've always been the stall. 452 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,240 That just made it worse. 453 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:16,320 That didn't start happening until he was 17. 454 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:18,120 That doesn't explain. 455 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:19,680 I just don't trust it. 456 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:20,680 Fair. 457 00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:24,280 Do you have any weird bathroom habits, Charles? 458 00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:36,360 I usually just like, I guess maybe some people would call this weird. 459 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:38,480 Do y'all ever take showers? 460 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:39,480 Yeah. 461 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:40,480 Yeah, sometimes. 462 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:41,480 Sometimes. 463 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:42,480 So that's normal? 464 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:43,480 Oh yeah. 465 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:44,480 No baths. 466 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:45,480 Nothing too weird then. 467 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:46,480 I don't know. 468 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,200 I'm trying to think. 469 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:50,000 I guess I pile up all my stuff there. 470 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,840 I left my shoes in there one time. 471 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:53,520 Like I'll dry them off over the vent. 472 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,520 What? 473 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,800 You don't take your clothes off to shower? 474 00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:59,800 He's sick. 475 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:05,280 I usually do. 476 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:06,280 But like- 477 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:09,280 Why do you have your shoes in there? 478 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:11,200 How do you get the soap off of them? 479 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:17,000 Well, okay, so I put the, like I'll wash my shoes in the washing machine, but like I'll 480 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,360 put them over the vent to dry them off. 481 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:20,360 Oh. 482 00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:21,360 Okay. 483 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:22,360 Smart. 484 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:23,360 Yeah. 485 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:24,360 It'd be ridiculous to put them in the dryer. 486 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:25,360 Yeah. 487 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:26,360 Yeah, that might mess him up. 488 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:27,920 You got to stuff, he's for real though. 489 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:28,920 That's true. 490 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:29,920 Yeah. 491 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,320 If you're going to put them in the dryer, you have to stuff them with like socks and 492 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:32,320 such. 493 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:33,320 Yeah. 494 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:34,320 Yeah. 495 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:35,320 It's going to bang around. 496 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:36,320 It drives me jumping up and down. 497 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:39,840 I almost had some Jordans go in those dryers. 498 00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:40,840 Stopped it though. 499 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:41,840 He can't do that. 500 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:42,840 Can't do that with Jordans, man. 501 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:46,680 Why don't you just shower with your clothes on and then dry, get in the dryer with your 502 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:47,680 clothes on? 503 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,760 Cause you're going to die. 504 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,120 Maybe. 505 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:52,120 That's a good point. 506 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:54,440 Why are you going to die? 507 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:58,800 Cause you said, you said, so you said wash and then go in the dryer. 508 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:02,600 Wash yourself with your clothes on in the shower, then get in the dryer and dry yourself 509 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:03,960 off with the, and the clothes. 510 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,720 You talking about like washing machine and dryer? 511 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:06,720 Yeah. 512 00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:07,720 Shower and dryer. 513 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:08,720 Yeah. 514 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:09,720 The dryer is going to kill you. 515 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:13,360 Cause if you're in the dryer, all that heat you spend around, you can't take that. 516 00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:14,360 It's just like going in the sauna. 517 00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:18,040 Well, Brandon would never dry, it'd be like a paradox. 518 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:19,040 He never dropped cause he keeps sweating. 519 00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:20,040 Exactly. 520 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,040 I'd just be getting hotter. 521 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:24,560 He'd be in there for like a spin cycle and lose 50 pounds, but then like absorb it right 522 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,040 back up when he got out. 523 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:28,120 Like a fucking rice cooker, man. 524 00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:29,720 That's going to be sticky. 525 00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:30,720 Exactly. 526 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:31,720 That felt motivated. 527 00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:32,720 Yeah, but you would die. 528 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:33,720 That's, that's death. 529 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:34,720 Horrible death. 530 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:39,440 We also took a look at your like bank account history. 531 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:40,440 What? 532 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:41,440 Like your debit account. 533 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:44,600 Did you buy 1800 pagers recently? 534 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:47,280 What was that about? 535 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:48,280 Explain. 536 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:52,280 Uh, so yeah, well basically you just want the rundown or like the full story? 537 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,280 Full story. 538 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:54,280 I can't want the full story. 539 00:17:54,280 --> 00:18:00,520 So the rundown is that like pretty much, uh, overseas there was some guy and he was like, 540 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:04,760 what's the best way to like, like injure a lot of people. 541 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:05,760 So I told him. 542 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:06,760 Oh. 543 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:07,760 Yeah. 544 00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:10,760 Just blow up them pagers. 545 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:12,720 I don't know. 546 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:16,800 That, he just, it's just advice. 547 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,520 I didn't like tell him to do it. 548 00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:22,400 He's just saying if he, if he did do it, he wrote his OJ Simpson book. 549 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:26,280 If I was going to do it, I'd buy a whole bunch of pages. 550 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:27,280 Yeah. 551 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,280 There's nothing wrong with it. 552 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:29,280 No. 553 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:30,280 Yeah. 554 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:31,280 Yeah. 555 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:32,280 So how do you know which one to get that explodes? 556 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:33,280 Like which brand? 557 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,920 The galaxy notes pager. 558 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:41,440 I'm sorry, I don't know a whole lot of brands. 559 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:43,440 I guess like maybe like is Apple? 560 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:44,440 No. 561 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:45,440 Like no. 562 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:46,440 Samsung. 563 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:47,440 Samsung. 564 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:48,440 Yeah. 565 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:49,440 Okay. 566 00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:50,440 Mitsubishi. 567 00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:51,440 Yeah. 568 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:52,440 Mitsubishi. 569 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:53,440 Mitsubishi. 570 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:59,960 So, uh, you're a, you're a potential clown college rival. 571 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:03,560 You started something in 2018 called dang hippies. 572 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:09,280 Tell us about dang hippies, a bunch of silly white boys doing silly white boy things, as 573 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:11,560 quoted by Jack Douglas. 574 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:12,960 Appreciate it. 575 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:14,280 Appreciate it. 576 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:15,280 Uh, yeah. 577 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,320 I, it's nothing too serious. 578 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:22,200 It's just like, well, you know how, uh, like, like old people see hippies and they're all 579 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,600 like dang them dang hippies. 580 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:27,240 You know, so we were like, that's kind of what we were, we were trying to go for. 581 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:31,800 It's like dang hippies, get the fuck out of here. 582 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:32,800 Yeah. 583 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:33,800 Sorry. 584 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:34,800 Go ahead. 585 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,680 Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 586 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:37,680 And I don't know. 587 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:38,680 It's like a, what do you do? 588 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:39,680 What do you guys do? 589 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,800 What's your YouTube channel about? 590 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:45,680 Uh, mostly we're trying to like make people laugh, I guess. 591 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:47,480 But like sketches. 592 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:50,440 Have you ever seen one? 593 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,440 No, man. 594 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,440 Pull it up. 595 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:53,440 Is this ongoing? 596 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:54,440 I'm already subscribed. 597 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:59,000 So we've been doing it, not consistently, but it's still an active project. 598 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,000 Yeah. 599 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,920 We were going to try to do something today, but I couldn't find a thing. 600 00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:06,120 If you go to shorts, it's already like on that. 601 00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:07,120 It's big. 602 00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:08,120 It's on shorts. 603 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:09,120 Yeah. 604 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:10,120 Go ahead. 605 00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:11,120 Yeah. 606 00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:14,120 Now we're trying to make like more like sketches and stuff, but yeah, that's not me. 607 00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:15,120 Oh, that's not. 608 00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:16,120 Yeah. 609 00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:17,120 Oh, go to shorts. 610 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:18,120 All right. 611 00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:20,120 Tell us which one we should play. 612 00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:23,360 How'd you know it was him? 613 00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:28,360 Uh, maybe I'll like the, can I have some where I'm drinking that thing? 614 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:29,360 Right here. 615 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:30,360 I can put it up. 616 00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:31,360 All right. 617 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:32,360 Let's see. 618 00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:35,360 That's not the video. 619 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:38,360 E 131. 620 00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:41,360 Refresh it. 621 00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:44,360 Oh, yes. 622 00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:48,360 That's a guy. 623 00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:53,360 Click it again. 624 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:54,360 Yeah. 625 00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:55,360 I'll tell you what. 626 00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:56,360 Let me go down. 627 00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:57,360 What's going on? 628 00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:59,360 Nobody watches them. 629 00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:01,360 So YouTube's like, nobody's watching these. 630 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:04,360 Let's just throw them away. 631 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:06,360 Is this a video? 632 00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:07,360 Exactly. 633 00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:09,360 I like this. 634 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:12,360 What's it doing? 635 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:20,360 You brought me on your show and this is going to embarrass me. 636 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:23,360 You posted this. 637 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:26,360 Can you go back to the full thing, Brandon? 638 00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:28,360 That fourth one. 639 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:31,360 Why are you Charles Manson in this video? 640 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:35,360 I was hearing about, you know, and I heard you joined the frat house. 641 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:36,360 How's that working out? 642 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:39,360 Yeah, that's a Sigma Delta Kappa. 643 00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:42,360 Yeah, I just got back from hazing, actually. 644 00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:46,360 They branded me and set me loose in the pastures to graze. 645 00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:48,360 There's 30 guys actually in it. 646 00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:49,360 Yeah. 647 00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:50,360 30? 648 00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:51,360 Yeah. 649 00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:54,360 There's a lot of them in yellow sleeping bug beds. 650 00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:59,360 Oh boy, I'm deep. 651 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:03,360 Don't ask me that question. 652 00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:05,360 That's a great video. 653 00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:06,360 Thank you. 654 00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:13,360 He showed us some when we shot a skit with Charlie and he like fucking showed us a lot of them. 655 00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:14,360 They're great. 656 00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:15,360 They're like legit. 657 00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:16,360 That was awesome. 658 00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:18,360 The early ones aren't as like up to par. 659 00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:22,360 I like them because like I look at myself and you know, it's like senior old stuff, but 660 00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:25,360 I don't know if anybody else would like the old ones. 661 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:27,360 Which ones did you show us? 662 00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:29,360 It was like the old ones. 663 00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:30,360 That was the old ones. 664 00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:31,360 I like them. 665 00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:33,360 Where you made like said the word and I was showing you the newer ones. 666 00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:34,360 Oh, okay. 667 00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:39,360 Like in the past year or so that I made, but like the early ones, you know, the peanut butter and jelly one. 668 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:42,360 Where you were saying like racial slurs and stuff. 669 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:43,360 Okay. 670 00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:46,360 Hey, we talk about the good and the bad on this. 671 00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:48,360 What's that for racial slurs? 672 00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:49,360 Yellow deep. 673 00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:52,360 What's the worst slur that you ever saw? 674 00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:54,360 Or wanted to say. 675 00:22:54,360 --> 00:23:03,360 Oh, well, you know how whenever like comedians like get up on stage, they riff on the previous set. 676 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:04,360 Yeah. 677 00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:13,360 Like, so you remember the guy who enthusiastically said something maybe he shouldn't have. 678 00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:14,360 John DeBomb. 679 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:15,360 John DeBomb. 680 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:16,360 Oh, yeah. 681 00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:17,360 That was the name. 682 00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:18,360 Yeah. 683 00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:21,360 So like whenever I fell, it kind of slipped out. 684 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:26,360 Oh, but it was off mic. 685 00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:29,360 I get it. 686 00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:32,360 Yeah. 687 00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:34,360 I get it, dude. 688 00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:37,360 Like we were all young once. 689 00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:40,360 Box call make you say some slurs. 690 00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:45,360 I sort of Christ it with. 691 00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:49,360 We got to go back now and now say I'm in there now. 692 00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:50,360 Club enticed. 693 00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:51,360 Club enticed. 694 00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:52,360 Looks good. 695 00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:53,360 Yeah. 696 00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:54,360 Shout out. 697 00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:55,360 Hell yeah. 698 00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:57,360 It's got the neon and everything. 699 00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:58,360 Yeah. 700 00:23:58,360 --> 00:23:59,360 It's like a nice little stage. 701 00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:01,360 It's legit like made over. 702 00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:02,360 It's like super nice. 703 00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:03,360 Yeah. 704 00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:06,360 Mike said he might get a mic there or show. 705 00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:08,360 He said he's going to do a show like once a month. 706 00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:10,360 I'll start coming back out if we can get in there. 707 00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:19,360 I hope they just put all those people in blackface. 708 00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:22,360 All the members of kiss. 709 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:24,360 They were already halfway doing it. 710 00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:28,360 We'll try to if we can find a picture, we'll throw it up because that should look cool. 711 00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:30,360 Oh, I got the video. 712 00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:31,360 I can send you if Mike sent me. 713 00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:33,360 Oh, no, no, no, not that. 714 00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:35,360 Oh, OK. 715 00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:36,360 OK. 716 00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:38,360 So you play the guitar. 717 00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:40,360 I try. 718 00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:42,360 You're very musically inclined. 719 00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:45,360 I don't know like any like theory or whatever. 720 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:50,360 I guess that wasn't actually a joke. 721 00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:53,360 That's just a normal thing to say. 722 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:54,360 No, it's not. 723 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:56,360 It's like a super pretentious thing. 724 00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:58,360 I like to know that. 725 00:24:58,360 --> 00:25:01,360 And I guess like to say that I don't. 726 00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:03,360 So that's my bad. 727 00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:05,360 It's like a 112 IQ thing. 728 00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:08,360 Fuck you, Alex. 729 00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:09,360 Don't shake your head, Brandon. 730 00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:11,360 We're not there yet. 731 00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:12,360 We're not. 732 00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:14,360 Brandon, you know music theory, do you? 733 00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:16,360 That's weird because I do know music. 734 00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:18,360 You have a whole radio show music theory. 735 00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:20,360 Theory. 736 00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:21,360 Music theory. 737 00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:22,360 Yeah. 738 00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:23,360 Tell me how to play music. 739 00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:24,360 Do you know what theory means? 740 00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:25,360 Yeah. 741 00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:26,360 Yeah. 742 00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:27,360 Music theory. 743 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:28,360 Yeah. 744 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:29,360 Theory about music. 745 00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:30,360 Yeah. 746 00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:31,360 There you go. 747 00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:33,360 Actually, I got a theory about music. 748 00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:36,360 Theory is Method Man's brother. 749 00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:39,360 Wu-Tang, huh? 750 00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:40,360 Yeah. 751 00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:43,360 Wu-Tang, huh? 752 00:25:43,360 --> 00:25:52,360 But you did the Guitar Hero hardest song on the hardest difficulty. 753 00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:53,360 What? 754 00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:54,360 Did I? 755 00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:55,360 Darude Sandstorm. 756 00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:56,360 Is that what it's called? 757 00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:57,360 Yeah. 758 00:25:57,360 --> 00:25:58,360 Yeah. 759 00:25:58,360 --> 00:25:59,360 You did it on impossible difficulty. 760 00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:00,360 Sandstorm, yeah. 761 00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:01,360 On impossible. 762 00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:04,360 100% of Darude Sandstorm on impossible difficulty. 763 00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:08,360 Well, yeah, it was like seven years ago. 764 00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:09,360 Seven years ago? 765 00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:10,360 But how'd you do that? 766 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:11,360 I'm kind of rusting now. 767 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:14,360 I could probably only do it like 97%. 768 00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:15,360 Yeah. 769 00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:17,360 But how did you do it if it's impossible? 770 00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:20,360 Well, you know, with Christ, all things are possible. 771 00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:21,360 Oh, no. 772 00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:22,360 That's good. 773 00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:23,360 I agree. 774 00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:24,360 I like that. 775 00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:28,360 Was the guitar in the shape of a cross? 776 00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:33,360 I was like hanging from it. 777 00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:34,360 Yeah. 778 00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:36,360 And then I would have the... 779 00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:38,360 Gabriel played it. 780 00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:40,360 Well, I would kind of like... 781 00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:41,360 So I have... 782 00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:43,360 All right, so let's back up a little bit. 783 00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:44,360 Yeah, yeah. 784 00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:45,360 Take it back a little bit. 785 00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:49,360 A couple of fellas who I touched to play for me. 786 00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:50,360 Brandon. 787 00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:51,360 You touch him which way? 788 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:52,360 What? 789 00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:56,360 Like I just like kind of massage them on the back of the... 790 00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:58,360 I don't want to touch... 791 00:26:58,360 --> 00:27:01,360 Yeah, you shouldn't touch me. 792 00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:02,360 Yeah. 793 00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:05,360 Do I look in the camera if I say something to the audience? 794 00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:06,360 Yeah. 795 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:09,360 Yeah, that was in the contract. 796 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:14,360 I like how you enunciated contract. 797 00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:18,360 I don't want them to think that I got anything. 798 00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:25,360 I'm glad y'all like interrupted me explaining that though, because like that was bad and 799 00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:28,360 I wasn't going anywhere with that. 800 00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:31,360 I appreciate it. 801 00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:34,360 So did you bring us a gift? 802 00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:35,360 Oh yeah. 803 00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:37,360 I didn't want to bring it up. 804 00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:38,360 Yes, please. 805 00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:39,360 Let's see it. 806 00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:40,360 Let's see what you got. 807 00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:42,360 Got a big bottle of good. 808 00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:43,360 Oh nice. 809 00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:44,360 Holy shit. 810 00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:45,360 So what is that? 811 00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:46,360 Is that right there? 812 00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:47,360 Yeah, yeah. 813 00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:48,360 Either one. 814 00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:49,360 Yeah. 815 00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:50,360 There it is. 816 00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:51,360 I don't want it. 817 00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:56,360 What's that dude? 818 00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:59,360 A 2023? 819 00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:01,360 Ooh, nice 2023. 820 00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:04,360 Charles Hood likes him young. 821 00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:05,360 Whoa. 822 00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:07,360 What the fuck? 823 00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:10,360 This is what I like to call my Saturday night. 824 00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:11,360 Hell yeah. 825 00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:13,360 You know what I'm saying? 826 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:21,360 Charles looks like he dressed up as a mortician for career day in the first grade. 827 00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:28,360 Yeah, and my bring your father to work day was my dead dad's body. 828 00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:30,360 Holy shit. 829 00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:33,360 You're like this is his exhumed blood. 830 00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:36,360 Sweet red. 831 00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:39,360 Oh, you missed the sound effect. 832 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:40,360 He did the ba-doom. 833 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:41,360 I did it. 834 00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:43,360 I did the ba-doom sound for you. 835 00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:45,360 Sorry, I get so distracted by it. 836 00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:46,360 Thank you. 837 00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:47,360 I understand. 838 00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:50,360 You've never had wine before, huh? 839 00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:52,360 I don't like alcohol in general. 840 00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:58,360 I used to, it didn't be a problem, but it's kind of a good story segue here. 841 00:28:58,360 --> 00:28:59,360 Okay, yeah. 842 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:01,360 There you go. 843 00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:08,360 But there was this one night I went to Troy to party hard and I got like, so we had like, 844 00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:09,360 you know, whiskey. 845 00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:10,360 Yeah. 846 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:15,360 And I got like, you know, like, what do you call it when like super like fucked up? 847 00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:16,360 Blacked out. 848 00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:17,360 Yeah. 849 00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:20,360 Well, I was like, you got blacked. 850 00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:21,360 That's not quite it. 851 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:24,360 That was like, I didn't go to Troy for that. 852 00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:27,360 You went to UAB for that. 853 00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:31,360 Holy shit, yeah. 854 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:33,360 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 855 00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:34,360 I didn't mean it. 856 00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:37,360 So you're at Troy, you're partying hard, getting blacked out. 857 00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:38,360 Oh, yeah. 858 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:39,360 And whiskey. 859 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:42,360 I mean, because I wanted to see how far I went or I could go. 860 00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:50,360 And so like I got like super crazy and went to the bar and like I got like super fucked up. 861 00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:54,360 But I was like, I'm one of those people that try to like keep a hold on things, you know, 862 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:59,360 like, yeah, like I'm like a nerd about it, I guess you would say, where it's like, I'm like in it. 863 00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:05,360 And I'm like, I'm still like in control myself right now, you know, and then like, yeah. 864 00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:11,360 And then I'm like when I'm like, like spilling my guts out, you know, like talking, like saying too much. 865 00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:13,360 I'm thinking in the back of my head. 866 00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:16,360 This only is happening because I'm drunk, but you know, it's OK. 867 00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:17,360 That's what it does, man. 868 00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:18,360 Yeah. 869 00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:24,360 So when I got like super way too far, I left a note for myself, like because I started throwing up 870 00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:28,360 and I left a note for when I was sober so I would remember what happened. 871 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,360 What did the note say? 872 00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:32,360 Hell yeah. 873 00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:37,360 Well, it was like an iPhone note. 874 00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:39,360 Oh, nice. 875 00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:44,360 Yeah, I'm kind of technical. 876 00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:46,360 Hell yeah. 877 00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:55,360 It says the first part feels good, but the second part you throw up and is bad. 878 00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,360 Yeah. 879 00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:59,360 Chattanooga choo choo. 880 00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:02,360 That was the train that Brandon. 881 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:05,360 How many trains did you run there? 882 00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:07,360 How many trains? 883 00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:09,360 What do we mean? They're like sets? 884 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:10,360 Chattanooga choo choo. 885 00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:13,360 Well, since we're saying Chattanooga choo choo, that's two. 886 00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:14,360 OK. 887 00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:16,360 But we're talking about sets too. 888 00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:19,360 Wait, so the choos indicate how many trains there are? 889 00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:20,360 So it's a choo choo. 890 00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:23,360 I was talking about a song from Benny Goodman. 891 00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:25,360 Oh, of course. 892 00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:28,360 Music theory, dude. 893 00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:30,360 Chattanooga choo choo. Good song. 894 00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:34,360 Yeah, I think I went to Chattanooga and it was – no, A&M. 895 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:48,360 It was A&M choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo train. 896 00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:51,360 But it's OK because I went first. 897 00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:53,360 You got to go first. 898 00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:57,360 I've always seen you as the engine. 899 00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,360 That's what they call me back in high school, man. 900 00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:03,360 They call me the engine, the machine, Shorty. 901 00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:06,360 Shorty. 902 00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:10,360 The little engine that could. 903 00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:13,360 So the front is the one taking it or the one doing it? 904 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:18,360 The front's the universal taker because nobody's in front of them to give it to. 905 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:20,360 Oh, shit. 906 00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:23,360 The caboose is really the only straight one. 907 00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:24,360 No. 908 00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:30,360 The first one doesn't – he's the first one going in on the train. 909 00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:32,360 Now, the train could be a guy. 910 00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,360 I was thinking of like a human centipede of cops. 911 00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:35,360 What's up? 912 00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:37,360 Like a whole bunch of dudes banging. 913 00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:40,360 So you think the last one's the least gay? 914 00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:42,360 Because he's only fucking another dude. 915 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:45,360 The guy in the very front's only getting fucked by a dude. 916 00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:46,360 The guy's in the middle. 917 00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:47,360 They like even out. 918 00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:50,360 Yeah, but he's like – his penis is free. 919 00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:52,360 It's unshackled. 920 00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:54,360 He's free to go wherever he pleases. 921 00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:56,360 And he could be into a woman. 922 00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:59,360 But his ass ain't though, man. 923 00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:05,360 But his ass is like a vibrator, like whenever you're having sex with your fiancé and she sticks it up there. 924 00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:07,360 No, nobody's sticking no ass. 925 00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:09,360 No, not sticking that. 926 00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:10,360 Dude, we're not judging you, man. 927 00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:11,360 No, I don't deal with ass. 928 00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,360 Dude, it's 2024. 929 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:16,360 But you said like ass and sometimes the front. 930 00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:18,360 Yeah, so you do ass more than – 931 00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:22,360 I would be the one to take the ass. I'm not going to get my ass, you know? 932 00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:23,360 You're going to take another dude's ass? 933 00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:24,360 No, no dudes. 934 00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:25,360 Did he? 935 00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:26,360 No dudes. 936 00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:27,360 Did he? 937 00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:28,360 No dudes. 938 00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:29,360 He did. 939 00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:30,360 No dudes. 940 00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:31,360 Having them freak-offs. 941 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:32,360 No. 942 00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:38,360 Charles, you ever been in a freak-off, dude? 943 00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:43,360 Well, I try, but it's never a contest. 944 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:44,360 Oh, you just are. 945 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:45,360 You always win. 946 00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:48,360 What is a threesome if not a freak-off, dude? 947 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:49,360 I swear, man. 948 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:52,360 Do y'all – I guess I got to come clean. 949 00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:53,360 Oh. 950 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:54,360 Come on. 951 00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:59,360 About the – I've never had sex. 952 00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:01,360 It's okay, man. 953 00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:03,360 That was good. 954 00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:05,360 Drink up, man. 955 00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:08,360 And that's about to change right now. 956 00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:10,360 Bretty, you ready, baby? 957 00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:11,360 What? 958 00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:12,360 Get up in that ass. 959 00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:15,360 I thought these holes were for the mic cords. 960 00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:17,360 Dude, I understand though. 961 00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:20,360 I didn't have sex until I was like 18 or 19, so you know. 962 00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:21,360 I understand. 963 00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:22,360 Six. 964 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:23,360 Six years old? 965 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,360 You just spit in my face. 966 00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:26,360 No, not me. 967 00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:27,360 Somebody else in this room, dude. 968 00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:28,360 Don't worry about it. 969 00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:29,360 You don't remember. 970 00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:30,360 I'm six. 971 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:31,360 That's crazy, man. 972 00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:32,360 Hell yeah. 973 00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:34,360 You get stuck there when you're six. 974 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:36,360 Is that in your paper about me? 975 00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:37,360 Yeah. 976 00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:38,360 We got everything, dude. 977 00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:39,360 I didn't know about that. 978 00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:40,360 We got your middle name in here. 979 00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:41,360 Gertrude. 980 00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:42,360 Do you want to fornicate? 981 00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:43,360 Hard. 982 00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:44,360 Oh. 983 00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:45,360 How hard did you say? 984 00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:47,360 Yeah, do you just want to do it hard? 985 00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:48,360 Oh. 986 00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:49,360 Fornicate. 987 00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:51,360 You're throwing two questions at me. 988 00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:53,360 I got me bedazzled. 989 00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:56,360 Like you already know my answer. 990 00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,360 Would you rather fornicate or tunicate? 991 00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:00,360 We know you'd rather you want to fornicate, but how hard? 992 00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:01,360 Yeah. 993 00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:02,360 I think it's like. 994 00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:05,360 I mean, I saw it for the first time. 995 00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:06,360 Yeah. 996 00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:07,360 Preferably. 997 00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:13,360 My first time, I first of all busted extremely quick, and it was my girlfriend at the time, 998 00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:15,360 and then she rubbed my head and said, it's OK. 999 00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:16,360 Which one? 1000 00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:17,360 Oh, no. 1001 00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:18,360 Like down below? 1002 00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:19,360 No, no. 1003 00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:22,360 She rubbed your penis and then it's OK. 1004 00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:23,360 No, no. 1005 00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:24,360 Like, baby, I was just. 1006 00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:25,360 That was suck. 1007 00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:26,360 I was just scared. 1008 00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:27,360 See, it's just like. 1009 00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:28,360 Yeah. 1010 00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:29,360 It's OK. 1011 00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:30,360 It's all right. 1012 00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:31,360 It's OK, big guy. 1013 00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:32,360 But hey, I did say it. 1014 00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:34,360 So that was a close one. 1015 00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:35,360 You get one. 1016 00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:36,360 One? 1017 00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:37,360 Yeah. 1018 00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:42,360 That's good, though, because my first time having sex was an attempt. 1019 00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:44,360 So you didn't finish? 1020 00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:45,360 No. 1021 00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:46,360 Same. 1022 00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:47,360 Same. 1023 00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:50,360 We were in like a trailer and it was like the AC. 1024 00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:51,360 There was no AC. 1025 00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:52,360 It was like 95 degrees. 1026 00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:53,360 It was real moist. 1027 00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:54,360 Oh, 95 degrees? 1028 00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:55,360 Yeah. 1029 00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:59,360 And I can't get a good erection over 90. 1030 00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:00,360 No. 1031 00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:01,360 You know? 1032 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:02,360 Really? 1033 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:03,360 Not at all. 1034 00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:04,360 It's not happening. 1035 00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:05,360 You can't do it. 1036 00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:08,360 That was the first time I ever tried to have sex. 1037 00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:12,360 And after that, I was like, hmm, does that mean I'm gay? 1038 00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,000 Yes, but. 1039 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,520 I thought it might. 1040 00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:18,360 But then, you know, second time around, it went better. 1041 00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:19,360 Things went better. 1042 00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:20,360 Same girl? 1043 00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:21,360 Yeah. 1044 00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:25,160 I thought you were about to say second time around, you know. 1045 00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:26,160 For sure, I am gay. 1046 00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:27,160 I love this man. 1047 00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:28,160 100% gay. 1048 00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:29,160 There you go. 1049 00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:30,160 That was good. 1050 00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:31,160 Yeah, that's good. 1051 00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:32,160 That was good. 1052 00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:33,160 Hey, hey, hey. 1053 00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:36,160 And no judgment to anybody in this room, you know? 1054 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:39,160 And I would expect the same in return. 1055 00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:41,160 Oh, dude, you got it, man. 1056 00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:42,160 All the way to support. 1057 00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:45,160 And when I couldn't get hard, Brandon was really cool about it. 1058 00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:46,160 I'm not kidding. 1059 00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:47,160 He's like, yes. 1060 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:48,160 You know, patted your head. 1061 00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:49,160 Yeah. 1062 00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:50,160 Oh, good. 1063 00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:51,160 Maybe next time, no. 1064 00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:52,160 That's weird. 1065 00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:53,160 That's weird shit. 1066 00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:54,160 I'm just joking. 1067 00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:55,160 What the fuck? 1068 00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:58,160 I like how Brandon was like, that's damaging. 1069 00:36:58,160 --> 00:36:59,160 I'm just joking. 1070 00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:02,160 I like how Brandon was like, that's damaging. 1071 00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:04,160 Brandon was like, that's damage control. 1072 00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:08,320 You know, I'm not going to do it this time we have gay sex, but next time we have gay 1073 00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:10,160 sex, I'll do it. 1074 00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:11,160 It's like a punch card. 1075 00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:13,160 Every 12 times, he does free head rub. 1076 00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:15,160 I can see the question now. 1077 00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:16,160 You having gay sex? 1078 00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:17,160 No, man. 1079 00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:18,160 I'm just kidding. 1080 00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:21,160 What if the doctor asks you, just sex with a man? 1081 00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:22,160 No, no. 1082 00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:23,160 I mean, there's nothing wrong with that. 1083 00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:24,160 I don't think it's gay. 1084 00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:25,160 It's not bad. 1085 00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:29,160 Imagine if you went to the doctor and they asked you, are you sexually active? 1086 00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:30,160 And you're like, no. 1087 00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,160 Are you gay sexually active? 1088 00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:33,160 Holy shit. 1089 00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:34,160 And you're like, yeah. 1090 00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:37,160 But you can't donate blood, right? 1091 00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:39,160 No, you can donate blood. 1092 00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:43,160 Well, actually, I saw this on my headline and did not read the article, but I'm about 1093 00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:44,160 to regurgitate it like I did. 1094 00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:45,160 They said they can now. 1095 00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:46,160 You can. 1096 00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:50,160 I remember watching the grassy in the early 2000s and they couldn't donate blood. 1097 00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:51,160 Yeah, you couldn't for a while. 1098 00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:52,160 You might not still be able to. 1099 00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:53,160 Is that because of AIDS? 1100 00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:54,160 Brandon, look out. 1101 00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:55,160 Let's see. 1102 00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:56,160 For real. 1103 00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:57,160 Well, that's how straight people can get AIDS, dude. 1104 00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:58,160 Yeah. 1105 00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:59,160 Magic Johnson. 1106 00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:00,160 He didn't get a blood transfer. 1107 00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:01,160 He got it because he was fucking. 1108 00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:03,160 Dude, I'll take some of Magic Johnson's blood right now. 1109 00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:04,160 Hell yeah. 1110 00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:05,160 It's probably super serum. 1111 00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:06,160 I bet it's sweet. 1112 00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:07,160 You want to be rich like that? 1113 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:08,160 Like magic. 1114 00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:09,160 Can a gay dude give blood? 1115 00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:16,160 It'll put some magic in your Johnson. 1116 00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:19,160 You can get a boner at 100 degrees. 1117 00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:22,160 Magic Johnson's blood in your body. 1118 00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:24,160 You will bleed out of your penis. 1119 00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:25,160 Yeah, 2023. 1120 00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:26,160 Yeah, okay, good. 1121 00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:27,160 Hell yes. 1122 00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:29,160 Gay and bisexual men can't give that blood. 1123 00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:32,160 Why did nobody protest about this? 1124 00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:33,160 Because we need blood. 1125 00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:34,160 Oh yeah. 1126 00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:39,160 No, but what I'm saying is there was protests at Oberfeld v. Hodges or whatever for gay 1127 00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:40,160 marriage. 1128 00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,160 Nobody was like, let us donate blood. 1129 00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:45,160 Oh, because who wants to donate blood? 1130 00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:46,160 That stuff hurts. 1131 00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:48,160 They're too busy having boners, I guess. 1132 00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:49,160 Gay people are all crips. 1133 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:50,160 They need more blood. 1134 00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:51,160 I'm going to get shot. 1135 00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:56,160 I'm just throwing stuff out here and seeing what sticks. 1136 00:38:56,160 --> 00:39:01,160 He's just spit balling. 1137 00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:08,160 It's cool that it allows people to donate blood of any sexuality. 1138 00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:11,160 I still won't donate blood. 1139 00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:12,160 I don't. 1140 00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:13,160 Me neither. 1141 00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:14,160 I've done it a couple times though. 1142 00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:17,160 Let's do a PSA to tell people to donate blood. 1143 00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:21,160 Hey guys, a lot of people out there need blood. 1144 00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:23,160 Blood transfusions. 1145 00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:30,160 When you have a prolapsed asshole, because the blood comes out and they need their blood 1146 00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:31,160 refilled. 1147 00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:32,160 And everybody can do it now. 1148 00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:33,160 Even if you're gay. 1149 00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:34,160 Yeah. 1150 00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:35,160 Even if you're gay. 1151 00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:36,160 Everyone can do it. 1152 00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:37,160 That's why it's called a transfusion. 1153 00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:38,160 You can do whatever you want. 1154 00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:39,160 That's really good. 1155 00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:40,160 Give blood. 1156 00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:41,160 Stay in. 1157 00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:42,160 Stay you. 1158 00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:45,160 Biden's America to them with them gay fusions. 1159 00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:51,160 I don't want none of that gay blood in me. 1160 00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:54,160 It'll make me vote for Biden. 1161 00:39:54,160 --> 00:40:01,160 Put your dick anywhere. 1162 00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:02,160 Not anywhere. 1163 00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:03,160 Not anywhere. 1164 00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:04,160 Anywhere as long as people are cool with it. 1165 00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:05,160 Yeah. 1166 00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:06,160 As long as it's legal. 1167 00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:08,160 It needs to be legal. 1168 00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:11,160 And everything's legal if you don't get caught. 1169 00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:15,160 I'm not saying. 1170 00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:20,160 Dude, you're crazy, man. 1171 00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:21,160 Thanks, Charles. 1172 00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:25,160 You should meet my dad. 1173 00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:28,160 Meet him? 1174 00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:32,160 I'm sorry about whatever. 1175 00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:35,160 That's all right, man. 1176 00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:38,160 It's 90 degrees a lot here in Alabama. 1177 00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:39,160 Yeah. 1178 00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:40,160 There's a whole season. 1179 00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:41,160 And dude, global warming. 1180 00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:44,160 Nobody's protesting harder than me, dude. 1181 00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:45,160 Or softer than me. 1182 00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:46,160 Got him. 1183 00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:50,160 I got you. 1184 00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:52,160 He did the badunia thing. 1185 00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:53,160 Look at that. 1186 00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:54,160 I heard that one. 1187 00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:55,160 You did? 1188 00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:56,160 Hell yeah. 1189 00:40:56,160 --> 00:41:00,160 I'm kind of attuning to the music theory. 1190 00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:02,160 Music theory, man. 1191 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:03,160 We got it. 1192 00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:04,160 Yeah. 1193 00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:08,160 This is good work we're doing here. 1194 00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:10,160 I mean, this has been so fun. 1195 00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:12,160 This is a good time, dude. 1196 00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:13,160 This is a great time. 1197 00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:16,160 You can have a permanent spot on the bottom. 1198 00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:17,160 You don't have to do that. 1199 00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:20,160 You're going to blend in to the background. 1200 00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:22,160 Can we just stand you up back there? 1201 00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:26,160 And he just turns around once per episode and says one thing. 1202 00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:28,160 He turns back around. 1203 00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:29,160 That would be awesome. 1204 00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:32,160 Yeah, I could send in videos for y'all. 1205 00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:33,160 Hell yeah. 1206 00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:35,160 Anything you want to do? 1207 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:36,160 Please do. 1208 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,160 Please do. 1209 00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:41,160 Please just turn around once per episode and say a joke. 1210 00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:42,160 It bombs. 1211 00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:44,160 And you're like, I'm just throwing shit at the wall. 1212 00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:46,160 And then go back to the wall. 1213 00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:49,160 You act like y'all are doing a normal conversational. 1214 00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:50,160 All right, I got you. 1215 00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:52,160 So dude, Brandon, what's up, man? 1216 00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:53,160 How was your week? 1217 00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:54,160 Nothing, man. 1218 00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:55,160 I mean, I've been good. 1219 00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:56,160 Don't fuck with ranch. 1220 00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:57,160 You know, Eminem's up in the ass. 1221 00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:59,160 We just having a good old time. 1222 00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:01,160 You don't fuck with ranch? 1223 00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:02,160 No, not anymore, man. 1224 00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:03,160 What happened? 1225 00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:05,160 I got traumatized at Publix, man. 1226 00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:06,160 What happened? 1227 00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:09,160 I was collecting carts and this big ass chick in a cart wheel. 1228 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:10,160 What are those things called? 1229 00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:11,160 Those motorized carts? 1230 00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:12,160 Yeah, yeah, yeah, motorized. 1231 00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:14,160 She was in one of those and it was like so bad. 1232 00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:15,160 I saw her ass crack. 1233 00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:16,160 Her shirt was all the way up there. 1234 00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:19,160 And then she had like a door to explore her like haircut. 1235 00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:22,160 And then I walk in there like putting the cart back. 1236 00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:25,160 She over there eating the sub and just eating it like she's eating pussy. 1237 00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:28,160 And then it's like all over her face, like white shit everywhere. 1238 00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:29,160 The ranch? 1239 00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:30,160 Yes. 1240 00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:31,160 And she wouldn't wipe it off. 1241 00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:35,160 And I'm just sitting there staring at her until her ride got there and it's dry and this shit. 1242 00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:37,160 You know what I mean? 1243 00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:38,160 No, I don't. 1244 00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:39,160 That's fucked up. 1245 00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:41,160 What about the M&M's in your ass part? 1246 00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:43,160 Yeah, first of all, I can't believe that. 1247 00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:45,160 Well, okay, so I thought we were improvising that first. 1248 00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:46,160 No. 1249 00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:47,160 Because you got- 1250 00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:49,160 So you made up one thing. 1251 00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:50,160 Yeah, the M&M ass. 1252 00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:52,160 Said something equally as strange. 1253 00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:54,160 Had to send her to the ranch. 1254 00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:55,160 Yes. 1255 00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:58,160 Hell yeah. 1256 00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:00,160 That's she belong, man. 1257 00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:03,160 Over here. 1258 00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:05,160 Eating like a pig. 1259 00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:07,160 Back to Hidden Valley, dude. 1260 00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:10,160 So you really won't eat ranch anymore because of this? 1261 00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:12,160 For a little bit because I keep on thinking about it. 1262 00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:16,160 Like I went to Dairy Queen and I had their honey tossed barbecue chicken strips. 1263 00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:18,160 And I always had it with ranch. 1264 00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:19,160 And I couldn't do it this time. 1265 00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:21,160 Every time I eat it, I just think about her. 1266 00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:22,160 Eat it. 1267 00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:25,160 Does it arouse you sexually? 1268 00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:28,160 No. 1269 00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:32,160 Does it make you want to shove M&M's in your ass? 1270 00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:34,160 No, but oh man, oh my gosh. 1271 00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:35,160 It was so bad. 1272 00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:38,160 You know what I thought he was going to say about the M&M's in the ass? 1273 00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:45,160 You remember last week I was talking about putting a candy bar in the freezer at the gas station to freeze it? 1274 00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:47,160 He's like, well I like it when it's warm. 1275 00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:51,160 So I put them up my ass and save them for later. 1276 00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:54,160 I bet that would suck all the chocolate and case enough of it. 1277 00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:55,160 Yeah, it would. 1278 00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:57,160 So whenever it comes out, it's just peanut. 1279 00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:59,160 Man, you didn't have to go there, dude. 1280 00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:00,160 The casing? 1281 00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:02,160 How you going to get it out? 1282 00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:03,160 You're not getting it out. 1283 00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:05,160 You got to push, man. 1284 00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:06,160 It's not worth it. 1285 00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:07,160 You don't think so? 1286 00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:10,160 I wonder if you could taste it if you stick it in your ass. 1287 00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:11,160 I'm good. 1288 00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:14,160 What is your like when you shit, what does it look like? 1289 00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:15,160 Yeah. 1290 00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:16,160 What's the shape? 1291 00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:17,160 Depends on the day. 1292 00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:18,160 I need to know this. 1293 00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:19,160 Different colors. 1294 00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:20,160 What's the most recent one? 1295 00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:21,160 Yeah. 1296 00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:22,160 Most recent one? 1297 00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:23,160 Yesterday morning. 1298 00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:25,160 Or Brandon doesn't shit for like five days. 1299 00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:26,160 For real? 1300 00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:27,160 No. 1301 00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:31,160 Well, I mean I forget which day I do, but sometimes I just do it. 1302 00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:32,160 You don't have your chart? 1303 00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:33,160 No. 1304 00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:36,160 Because you know I'll be busy, like I'll be at work and I don't want to shit at work. 1305 00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:40,160 But then what do you, if you don't have the chart, what do you show your manager at Publix? 1306 00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:41,160 Oh, they just- 1307 00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:43,160 That determines how many bathroom breaks you get. 1308 00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:45,160 They never, wait, you got to do that for real? 1309 00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:46,160 Yeah. 1310 00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:47,160 Dude, no, man. 1311 00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:48,160 You don't do that? 1312 00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:49,160 I just be like, I'm going to go. 1313 00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:50,160 I do it at work. 1314 00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:51,160 I'll pull it up on my phone. 1315 00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:52,160 Man, they don't need to know how many times I go. 1316 00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:53,160 Wait, like an actual chart? 1317 00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:54,160 Yeah. 1318 00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:55,160 Holy shit. 1319 00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:56,160 And y'all like look at that? 1320 00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:57,160 No. 1321 00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:59,160 Well, they, though, the managers look at it. 1322 00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:02,160 You just fill it, you don't see every, you fill it out. 1323 00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:03,160 Yeah, you just fill yours out. 1324 00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:04,160 Everybody has to do it. 1325 00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:07,480 But you also, you record if you do it at home or wherever and then they determine how many 1326 00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:09,160 like bathroom breaks you get. 1327 00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:10,160 Do you describe it? 1328 00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:12,160 I mean, you don't have to do the consistency. 1329 00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:13,160 It's more about frequency. 1330 00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:14,160 Yeah. 1331 00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:15,160 So you see how many- 1332 00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:18,160 Well, I feel like frequency would kind of describe this consistency. 1333 00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:19,920 Hey, you know what? 1334 00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:20,920 He's right. 1335 00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:21,920 I don't know, dude. 1336 00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:24,960 Nobody with solid shits takes that many a day. 1337 00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:25,960 Am I wrong? 1338 00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:26,960 Once a day max. 1339 00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:27,960 I guess you're right. 1340 00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:29,240 You're a good solid shit. 1341 00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:30,240 Is that how you shit? 1342 00:45:30,240 --> 00:45:31,240 I wish. 1343 00:45:31,240 --> 00:45:33,520 No, it's like you have some problems down there. 1344 00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:35,320 I don't eat well, I don't think. 1345 00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:36,320 Me neither. 1346 00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:41,280 I, you know, I don't like to talk about it like too much, but does the color green mean 1347 00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:42,280 anything to you? 1348 00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:43,280 Yes, I have that. 1349 00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:44,280 New beginnings. 1350 00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:45,280 Springtime. 1351 00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:46,280 Like a swamp. 1352 00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:48,280 Bloody old swamp, man. 1353 00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:52,360 Brandon, what was the consistency of your last shit, dude? 1354 00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:55,160 My last shit looked concerned a little bit. 1355 00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:56,560 It was real dark and green. 1356 00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:57,560 Okay. 1357 00:45:57,560 --> 00:45:59,400 It was like a fucking poisonous spell. 1358 00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:00,400 Was it like sticky? 1359 00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:01,400 Sticky. 1360 00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:02,400 Or was it more like firm? 1361 00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:03,400 See, I didn't really touch it. 1362 00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:04,400 It had to be. 1363 00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:05,400 Well, you didn't have to. 1364 00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:06,400 You had to wipe. 1365 00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:09,560 Yeah, when you wipe, I guess it was a little bit, it was just going with the flow, like 1366 00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:10,560 kind of smooth. 1367 00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:11,560 Was it holding it? 1368 00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:12,560 Yeah. 1369 00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:13,560 No, nothing was held. 1370 00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:14,560 Nothing was held. 1371 00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:19,560 So it was, it like broke up. 1372 00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:20,560 Yes. 1373 00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:21,560 It was bad. 1374 00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:27,160 Like it was like, I remember I was at work doing it and I heard people like hearing me 1375 00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:28,160 say shit. 1376 00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:29,160 I'm sorry. 1377 00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:30,160 Oh no, no, no, you're good. 1378 00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:31,160 Yeah, what happened? 1379 00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:35,160 You were talking about this, you were doing drugs on the podcast. 1380 00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:36,160 Holy shit. 1381 00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:37,160 Doing drugs? 1382 00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:39,160 My boss knows I do cocaine. 1383 00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:40,160 That's good. 1384 00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:41,160 Perfect. 1385 00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:43,160 I'm not in any way associated with this. 1386 00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:45,160 No, he's stone cold sober. 1387 00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:49,160 Me and Brandon though, fucking chase that white monkey all day. 1388 00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:50,160 Dude, I don't know about that. 1389 00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:51,160 Slapbox a slap dragon. 1390 00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:56,080 I could tell whenever you like threw him at me earlier, you were like kind of not wanting 1391 00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:57,080 to let go. 1392 00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:58,080 No. 1393 00:46:58,080 --> 00:46:59,080 Sticky fingers over there. 1394 00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:00,080 Sorry though. 1395 00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:01,080 I didn't interrupt you earlier. 1396 00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:02,080 No, no, you're good. 1397 00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:03,080 What are you guys talking about? 1398 00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:04,080 I was just talking about a shit story. 1399 00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:13,080 Right now it's a mix between, it's like a solid liquid, solid liquid. 1400 00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:17,080 You're going through like the phases of matter. 1401 00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:18,080 Yeah. 1402 00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:19,080 Bro, for real. 1403 00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:25,080 If you fart liquid then solid, you did like a whole sublimation transformation shit. 1404 00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:28,080 I must be plasma because that hurts. 1405 00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:29,080 You shit like water. 1406 00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:33,080 You got a gas or a liquid in a solid. 1407 00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:35,080 It's loud too, like a hippo. 1408 00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:40,080 You've never seen a hippo shit and they make that noise and their tail spins around. 1409 00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:41,080 Oh, when the tail spins around. 1410 00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:42,080 Oh, that is crazy. 1411 00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:43,080 Marking their territory. 1412 00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:45,080 Shit, they do it more than that. 1413 00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:48,080 I get like, y'all ever have no wipers? 1414 00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:49,080 Those are the best, aren't they? 1415 00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:50,080 Dude, what was that? 1416 00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:51,080 What was the other day? 1417 00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:52,080 At work, bro? 1418 00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:57,080 Where it's just like so quick and clean. 1419 00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:59,080 You wipe and there's nothing. 1420 00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:00,080 Yeah, there's nothing. 1421 00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:01,080 You get that clean pinch. 1422 00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:02,080 Every couple years you get that. 1423 00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:04,080 I swear it's like a birthday present. 1424 00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:05,080 Yeah, I'm the same way. 1425 00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:09,080 I have had some in the past year, few and far between. 1426 00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:11,080 Yeah, that's a rarity, but it's not. 1427 00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:14,080 That's one, if you had that every time you wouldn't appreciate it. 1428 00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:15,080 No. 1429 00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:17,080 So you get one every three months. 1430 00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:19,080 It's a decent amount. 1431 00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:21,080 I get one every solstice. 1432 00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:23,080 When the time is right. 1433 00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:26,080 Yeah, and you can't fake it. 1434 00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:28,080 You can't artificial no wipe shit. 1435 00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:30,080 I've held my ass cheeks so far. 1436 00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:31,080 Oh yeah. 1437 00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:32,080 It doesn't work. 1438 00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:33,080 It doesn't matter. 1439 00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:36,080 And I also always get some sort of health issue after that. 1440 00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:37,080 Hemorrhoids. 1441 00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:38,080 I hate those. 1442 00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:39,080 Hemorrhoids. 1443 00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:40,080 Used to scare the shit out of me. 1444 00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:44,080 I would see blood in the toilet and I'd freak out, take a picture and then run to my mom. 1445 00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:46,080 You're like, mom, I got my first period. 1446 00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:48,080 I'd be like, mom, you gotta see this. 1447 00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:52,080 And then she would look at it and be like, go see a doctor. 1448 00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:53,080 And that's what we do. 1449 00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:56,080 And then you talk about putting that little thing up your ass. 1450 00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:58,080 Put this fentanyl patch in your asshole. 1451 00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:00,080 It'll clear it right up. 1452 00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:02,080 Y'all shit's been loud too recently? 1453 00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:04,080 Very loud? 1454 00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:05,080 Disrupting? 1455 00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:08,080 Like vocally? 1456 00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:11,080 Yeah, people hear it. 1457 00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:17,080 I was at a public bathroom a while back and the dude next to me was like, 1458 00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:19,080 like psycho babble. 1459 00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:21,080 No. 1460 00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:24,080 Just like the entire time. 1461 00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:27,080 And I guess maybe he was praying or something. 1462 00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:30,080 But the whole time he was non-stop. 1463 00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:35,080 And then we got out at the same time and he was just completely regular. 1464 00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:37,080 He was just going through it or something. 1465 00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:38,080 Oh yeah. 1466 00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:39,080 I've been there, dude. 1467 00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:40,080 That happens. 1468 00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:43,080 One of those shits where you gotta take your shirt off. 1469 00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:45,080 You're like, oh my gosh. 1470 00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:47,080 It gets too hot. 1471 00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:50,080 This is one of those where you gotta put your shirt back on. 1472 00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:53,080 It's like, you know, I'm starting to get cold. 1473 00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:54,080 It's getting real drafty. 1474 00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:55,080 Feeling alone. 1475 00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:57,080 You gotta have at least like a shirt for company. 1476 00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:58,080 I don't know, man. 1477 00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:00,080 Shitting in clothes is just unnatural. 1478 00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:01,080 No, dude. 1479 00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:03,080 I shit butt ass naked when I'm at home. 1480 00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:04,080 Not just when you're at home. 1481 00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:05,080 I believe you do it here at King. 1482 00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:07,080 You can't gargoyle with pants on. 1483 00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:10,080 I hope that at least your ass is naked. 1484 00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:11,080 Butt ass naked. 1485 00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:15,080 That's the bare minimum for taking your shirt off. 1486 00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:17,080 I take my socks off. 1487 00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:19,080 I understand it. 1488 00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:21,080 Thank you, Brandon. 1489 00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:22,080 You gotta take your socks off. 1490 00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:24,080 That might not be the guy you want on your side. 1491 00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:27,080 It's more attraction when you're squatting. 1492 00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:29,080 Like how you squat on the toilet. 1493 00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:30,080 You need something to grip. 1494 00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:33,080 Well, imagine if you're trying to gargoyle with pants on. 1495 00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:35,080 You're gonna shit directly into your own pants. 1496 00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:37,080 Oh, I guarantee. 1497 00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:40,080 That's like standing up and taking a piss. 1498 00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:42,080 You might get it all over you. 1499 00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:43,080 Exactly. 1500 00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:44,080 See what I mean? 1501 00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:45,080 It's unnatural. 1502 00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:46,080 It is. 1503 00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:47,080 That's why you gotta stand up, pants down. 1504 00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:48,080 Or even sit down. 1505 00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:50,080 Do dogs stand up on two legs of pee? 1506 00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:51,080 No. 1507 00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:52,080 They stand on three legs. 1508 00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:53,080 One leg? 1509 00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:54,080 Oh, yeah, you're right. 1510 00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:55,080 I bet. 1511 00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:56,080 Those count as legs too. 1512 00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:57,080 Well, yeah. 1513 00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:58,080 Well, they are all legs. 1514 00:50:58,080 --> 00:50:59,080 All four of them. 1515 00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:00,080 Four legs. 1516 00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:01,080 So, dude, yesterday, right, I work outside. 1517 00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:02,080 So I have to drive a lot. 1518 00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:03,080 And I was at the gym. 1519 00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:04,080 I was like, I'm gonna go to the gym. 1520 00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:05,080 I'm gonna go to the gym. 1521 00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:06,080 I'm gonna go to the gym. 1522 00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:07,080 I'm gonna go to the gym. 1523 00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:08,080 I'm gonna go to the gym. 1524 00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:10,080 I work outside, so I have to drive a lot. 1525 00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:12,080 And I was at that station that I said where I take a piss. 1526 00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:13,080 Yeah. 1527 00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:14,080 You know? 1528 00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:17,440 And you know when you get out and you're like, oh, I have to take a shit right now. 1529 00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:19,080 Like, there's no if, ands, or buts. 1530 00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:21,080 I had to leave the gate open and all that. 1531 00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:26,080 And so I was driving to the nearest gas station or whatever, and there was a Jax there. 1532 00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:27,080 And so I get out. 1533 00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:31,360 And I'm, and that's so bad that like I'm walking like, oh, and I get there and there's two 1534 00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:33,840 ladies in the men bathroom. 1535 00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:36,580 The one, they work there because something was wrong with the urinal. 1536 00:51:36,580 --> 00:51:40,160 So I'm like standing out there and like when I tell you, like, it's a problem. 1537 00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:41,160 You know what I mean? 1538 00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:42,160 It's a fucking problem. 1539 00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:45,320 And so I look at them and like, oh, sorry, sir. 1540 00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:46,320 We just got to fix something. 1541 00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:47,320 You can go in there. 1542 00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:48,760 I guess they just thought I was taking a piss. 1543 00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:52,960 So I went in the stall and they had like the trash can keeping the door open, but I didn't 1544 00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:54,880 have enough time to knock it away. 1545 00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:57,640 So I went in there and I dropped. 1546 00:51:57,640 --> 00:52:00,920 I mean, there was, there was, cause a lot of construction people, I guess, go there. 1547 00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:05,360 There was grass still on the toilet seat from the top person before and I didn't wipe it 1548 00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:06,360 off or anything. 1549 00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:11,600 So I went in there, dropped one and I'm like, you know, one of those. 1550 00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:13,160 And then she's like knocking on the door. 1551 00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:15,160 She's like, it's anyone in here? 1552 00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:16,520 And I was like, yeah, I'm in here. 1553 00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:18,160 And she was like, oh, sorry. 1554 00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:19,240 And then, so I get done. 1555 00:52:19,240 --> 00:52:22,480 I, uh, I come out and she just waiting there by the door. 1556 00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:25,240 So she waited there with the door cracked. 1557 00:52:25,240 --> 00:52:26,240 That's the worst. 1558 00:52:26,240 --> 00:52:27,240 I hate that. 1559 00:52:27,240 --> 00:52:28,240 Shit, my guts out. 1560 00:52:28,240 --> 00:52:29,240 And she heard your wiping. 1561 00:52:29,240 --> 00:52:30,240 Oh dude. 1562 00:52:30,240 --> 00:52:31,240 And I had to wipe a lot. 1563 00:52:31,240 --> 00:52:35,520 See, if I was you, I, that's when I go in the women's restroom and if somebody, if somebody 1564 00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:39,160 questions me on it, I'm like, it is male. 1565 00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:42,040 It is man. 1566 00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:43,840 I remember one time. 1567 00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:44,840 You want to question me? 1568 00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:46,160 There's blood in the toilet. 1569 00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:49,360 That's what I was going to say though. 1570 00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:53,160 Whenever he was talking about, he went into the men's room and saw two ladies. 1571 00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:56,880 Like my problem is like when I go into the women's room, I see two men. 1572 00:52:56,880 --> 00:53:00,800 Holy shit. 1573 00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:02,680 You and the guy in the mirror. 1574 00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:11,760 Yeah, but she did kind of pull a reversal on you though. 1575 00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:14,880 Cause like they were in there just like, you know, chilling out and they're like doing 1576 00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:19,360 their job and you were like, okay, I'm taking a shit right now. 1577 00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:23,560 And then, but then, you know, usually that like frightens people, like puts them off, 1578 00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:26,200 but she was like at the door, like, all right, come on. 1579 00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:28,280 She stayed by the door and knocked again. 1580 00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:32,240 No, when I was in there, she knew I didn't come out and she's waiting by the door. 1581 00:53:32,240 --> 00:53:33,240 Yeah. 1582 00:53:33,240 --> 00:53:35,120 So I think she was just trying to hurry me up. 1583 00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:36,120 That's what she was trying to do. 1584 00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:37,120 Yeah. 1585 00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:38,120 You can't, you can't rush genius. 1586 00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:39,120 You can't rush that. 1587 00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:40,120 You can't rush it. 1588 00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:45,200 I remember I had a girl, one time I was at work taking a like deep and serious shit and 1589 00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:48,360 I'm in here going at it and then she going to knock on the door and she's like, Hey, 1590 00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:49,360 is anybody there? 1591 00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:51,440 I'm like, yeah, man, I'm taking a shit right now. 1592 00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:54,120 And then she leaves and then next thing you know, I hear his voices. 1593 00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:56,360 I'm listening and she's like, yeah, this door just won't open. 1594 00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:58,200 They're like, so you want us to unlock it right now? 1595 00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:02,160 And I'm like, yo, I'm, she was trying to get it unlocked. 1596 00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:06,280 See, that's the problem with women dude. 1597 00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:07,280 Always nagging. 1598 00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:08,280 Can't even take a crack. 1599 00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:09,280 Let me take my shit. 1600 00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:11,720 Then you come in here and see my shit. 1601 00:54:11,720 --> 00:54:12,720 Then what? 1602 00:54:12,720 --> 00:54:13,720 Yep. 1603 00:54:13,720 --> 00:54:14,720 Then what? 1604 00:54:14,720 --> 00:54:15,720 Hopefully she wouldn't see it. 1605 00:54:15,720 --> 00:54:18,200 If she walked in, she wouldn't see it. 1606 00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:20,040 Hopefully not unless you shat on the floor. 1607 00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:21,040 No, not my shit. 1608 00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:23,360 I'm just sitting out here in my junk out, man. 1609 00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:24,720 And then everybody going to see me. 1610 00:54:24,720 --> 00:54:26,560 You put your penis over the toilet seat? 1611 00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:29,960 No, no, you got to tuck it down and make it. 1612 00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:30,960 You can't let it rest. 1613 00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:32,440 You can't have it sitting up. 1614 00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:33,440 You can't have it sitting there. 1615 00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:34,440 You got to make sure it's tucked. 1616 00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:35,440 Jack, you? 1617 00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:36,440 It's going to go up. 1618 00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:37,440 Tuck? 1619 00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:38,440 Yeah. 1620 00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:39,440 It's going to go out. 1621 00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:40,440 But if you tuck it, how do you remember it's there? 1622 00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:44,360 Well, because you're holding down on it. 1623 00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:47,680 Because if you let it go, then it's just going to, let's say you're taking a shit in the 1624 00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:48,680 x-ray. 1625 00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:50,000 What if Brandon stands up to shit? 1626 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:51,000 No, no. 1627 00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:52,000 In the urinal. 1628 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:53,000 That would be wild. 1629 00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:54,000 Oh, that would be wild. 1630 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,000 That's out of the question, dude. 1631 00:54:55,000 --> 00:55:02,120 Yeah, that'd be insane. 1632 00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:04,280 If I saw that, I'd probably call somebody. 1633 00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:05,280 Probably call Brandon. 1634 00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:07,280 Like, dude, what were you doing? 1635 00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:09,480 I feel like, man, you know. 1636 00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:11,920 You just got to do what you got to do. 1637 00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:12,920 Hell yeah. 1638 00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:16,760 You know, you got to do what you got to do. 1639 00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:17,760 Do-do? 1640 00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:20,120 Did you all think about that? 1641 00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:22,120 I'm picking up what you're putting down, dude. 1642 00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:23,120 Yeah. 1643 00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:25,360 I'm thinking about, like, how do you know it's still there? 1644 00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:29,160 Like, I had to take a class about that, actually. 1645 00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:30,160 Court ordered? 1646 00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:37,120 You always assume the worst. 1647 00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:39,960 It's never bad enough. 1648 00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:46,680 He did the thing. 1649 00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:49,560 There it is. 1650 00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:53,320 How long would you say your normal dump is? 1651 00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:55,880 How long does it take you on average? 1652 00:55:55,880 --> 00:56:00,160 From going in to coming out of the restroom? 1653 00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:05,720 Well, usually, I feel like I get it done pretty quick. 1654 00:56:05,720 --> 00:56:10,960 But like, you know, the first quarter of that, first kind of section, first kind of third, 1655 00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:11,960 you know? 1656 00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:12,960 Yeah, yeah. 1657 00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:13,960 Yeah, yeah. 1658 00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:16,040 If you're kind of into math or anything. 1659 00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:17,040 Nah. 1660 00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:18,040 Brandon said no. 1661 00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:24,160 But then the wipe-in takes most of my time. 1662 00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:25,160 That scene? 1663 00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:26,160 Oh, yes. 1664 00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:27,160 I'm with you. 1665 00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:28,160 How long's your warm-up? 1666 00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:29,160 Like, warm-up. 1667 00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:30,160 Like, what do you mean? 1668 00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:31,720 Like, your warm-up that you do before you shit. 1669 00:56:31,720 --> 00:56:33,120 Like, breathing on the toilet seat? 1670 00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:37,000 No, like, you're just, you know, like, you know, like, if you go to the gym, you might 1671 00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:39,640 stretch for five, ten minutes. 1672 00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:41,240 What's your warm-up looking like? 1673 00:56:41,240 --> 00:56:42,240 Pre-shit ritual? 1674 00:56:42,240 --> 00:56:45,960 It's like, I usually go around and crop dust people. 1675 00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:52,280 Just to kind of settle into the fact that I need to go in there. 1676 00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:56,360 And then I dive bomb the, just get all that one. 1677 00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:58,200 Crop dusting's a lost art. 1678 00:56:58,200 --> 00:56:59,200 It is. 1679 00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:00,200 It is. 1680 00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:02,640 At a certain age, you can't crop dust anymore because you might drop a bomb. 1681 00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:03,640 Oh, yeah, it's too risky. 1682 00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:04,640 You know? 1683 00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:05,640 Been there. 1684 00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:06,640 Yeah? 1685 00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:07,640 Oh, yeah. 1686 00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:08,640 Not yet. 1687 00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:09,640 You never shit on yourself? 1688 00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:10,640 Well, except for that Madagascar 2 incident. 1689 00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:11,640 That was it, man. 1690 00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:12,640 Now, that was it. 1691 00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:13,640 That was it. 1692 00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:14,640 I learned my lesson. 1693 00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:15,640 That's the best thing of all time. 1694 00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:16,640 I learned my lesson. 1695 00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:17,640 The Madagascar 2 incident. 1696 00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:18,640 Yeah. 1697 00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:19,640 I learned my lesson. 1698 00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:22,440 You're talking about the time you shit yourself. 1699 00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:23,440 Yeah. 1700 00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:27,720 Is there like, the Madagascar movies are numbered? 1701 00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:29,200 Do you have like the shit incidents? 1702 00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:31,560 Oh, 2008, Madagascar Back to Africa. 1703 00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:32,560 As well? 1704 00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:33,560 Two. 1705 00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:34,560 What was he called? 1706 00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:35,560 Madagascar Back to Africa. 1707 00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:38,560 I read a book like that one time. 1708 00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:39,560 I liked it. 1709 00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:40,560 What? 1710 00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:46,240 I liked it, but that's what we were watching, bootleg edition DVD, man. 1711 00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:49,200 Did the guy shit himself while watching it in the bootleg version? 1712 00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:52,200 He's like, oh, damn. 1713 00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:55,920 No, you never heard like people talking in the movies? 1714 00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:56,920 Oh, yeah. 1715 00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:57,920 Yeah. 1716 00:57:57,920 --> 00:58:01,040 Thankfully, well, we probably had one dude walk by, but thankfully it was pretty calm. 1717 00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:03,920 Like people weren't getting up and shit. 1718 00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:05,560 So we just did 20 minutes on shit. 1719 00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:06,560 Yeah, that was. 1720 00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:07,560 Yeah. 1721 00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:08,560 That was good stuff. 1722 00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:09,560 It was great. 1723 00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:11,640 Yeah, I wonder, you're asking what my warm up is. 1724 00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:12,640 That's it. 1725 00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:16,080 Talking about shit for 20 minutes. 1726 00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:17,080 That is me though. 1727 00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:19,720 I'm like, yeah, I'm probably about to go blow up the bathroom. 1728 00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:21,440 And they're like, yeah, okay, you can go. 1729 00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:25,840 And I'm like, I'm gonna let it simmer for a little bit. 1730 00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:29,080 Cashier making shit rough, man, could it be 1230? 1731 00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:33,720 Lunchtime, brush hour, you the only cashier and he got to shit the line all the way down 1732 00:58:33,720 --> 00:58:34,720 there. 1733 00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:37,120 There are $300 easy in that cart. 1734 00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:38,120 You just fucked. 1735 00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:39,840 That's like five things at Publix. 1736 00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:40,840 Got them. 1737 00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:41,840 Biden's a gun. 1738 00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:42,840 Hell yeah. 1739 00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:43,840 Hell yeah. 1740 00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:44,840 Hell yeah. 1741 00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:45,840 Yeah, suck it. 1742 00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:46,840 D-Generation X. 1743 00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:47,840 That was the slowest. 1744 00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:48,840 You got to work on your pumps. 1745 00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:49,840 Yeah, man, we'll help you out. 1746 00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:50,840 You know, that's what I've been saying. 1747 00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:51,840 Yeah. 1748 00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:53,840 Do you want to go to the strip club with us one night? 1749 00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:54,840 Okay. 1750 00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:55,840 Oh, the strip club? 1751 00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:56,840 Whoa. 1752 00:58:56,840 --> 00:59:08,840 See that? 1753 00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:19,840 Do another one? 1754 00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:20,840 Go for it. 1755 00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:27,720 Yeah. 1756 00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:30,720 Do the mouth drop. 1757 00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:35,720 Hell yeah. 1758 00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:36,720 What's that one? 1759 00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:37,720 Whoa. 1760 00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:38,720 What was that? 1761 00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:39,720 Eating pussy? 1762 00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:40,720 Eating a dog's tail? 1763 00:59:40,720 --> 00:59:41,720 What? 1764 00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:42,720 What? 1765 00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:43,720 It's going up on the... 1766 00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:44,720 This is off the bucket list. 1767 00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:55,520 It's off the rails. 1768 00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:57,520 They're talking about eating dog tails. 1769 00:59:57,520 --> 00:59:59,880 That's like a nursery rhyme. 1770 00:59:59,880 --> 01:00:01,360 Donald Trump was right. 1771 01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:02,360 No, I'm just kidding. 1772 01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:03,360 No. 1773 01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:04,360 Charles, you're a nation? 1774 01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:05,360 No, I'm not agreeing with that guy. 1775 01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:06,360 I don't agree with him. 1776 01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:07,360 I'm not joking. 1777 01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:10,360 But you've been saying a lot of things pro Donald Trump. 1778 01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:11,360 What? 1779 01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:12,360 Just because I like Hulk Hogan? 1780 01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:13,360 No. 1781 01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:14,360 What kind of? 1782 01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:15,360 Kind of in one little... 1783 01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:16,360 It's okay. 1784 01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:17,360 Yeah. 1785 01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:18,360 But I don't agree with that. 1786 01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:19,360 It's okay to be a Trump. 1787 01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:20,360 No. 1788 01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:21,360 We don't judge anybody here. 1789 01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:22,360 No, no, no, no. 1790 01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:23,360 If you vote for... 1791 01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:24,360 How you say her name? 1792 01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:25,360 Kamala Harris. 1793 01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:26,360 Kamala. 1794 01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:27,360 Kamala. 1795 01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:28,360 Kamala. 1796 01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:29,360 We got in trouble in the comments last night. 1797 01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:30,360 Is it Kamala? 1798 01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:33,360 You're talking about the first female African, Asian, also Asian. 1799 01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:34,360 It's Kamala? 1800 01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:35,360 It's Kamala, dude. 1801 01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:36,360 Kamala. 1802 01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:37,360 Camila. 1803 01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:38,360 Haris. 1804 01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:39,360 So who said that? 1805 01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:40,360 I thought it was Kamala Harris. 1806 01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:41,360 I hear it on NBC. 1807 01:00:41,360 --> 01:00:42,360 That's what you're talking about. 1808 01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:45,360 That's what you say on the NBC, right? 1809 01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:46,360 People say Kamala. 1810 01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:49,360 I believe it's pronounced Kamala. 1811 01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:51,360 Do you know? 1812 01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:52,360 Kamalama Ding Dong. 1813 01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:53,360 I think it is... 1814 01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:54,360 Bombed. 1815 01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:55,360 Kamala. 1816 01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:56,360 Absolutely bombed. 1817 01:00:56,360 --> 01:00:59,360 It's like, yeah, what is it like? 1818 01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:00,360 Kamala, kumbaya. 1819 01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:01,360 My Lord. 1820 01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:02,360 Trump on my... 1821 01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:03,360 No. 1822 01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:04,360 Trump. 1823 01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:05,360 I'm sorry. 1824 01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:08,360 If I can't spell your name, I'm not voting for you. 1825 01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:11,360 That was the first time I heard it. 1826 01:01:11,360 --> 01:01:14,360 That was not me, okay? 1827 01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:18,360 I'm voting for Trump, dude. 1828 01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:19,360 C-H-R-U-M-P. 1829 01:01:19,360 --> 01:01:20,360 Trump. 1830 01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:24,360 I didn't say Big Jack. 1831 01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:26,360 Sounds right. 1832 01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:31,360 It's one of those homophobes. 1833 01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:33,360 Sounds the same but spelled different. 1834 01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:34,360 Hell yeah. 1835 01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:36,360 So you voting for Trump or...? 1836 01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:37,360 Oh. 1837 01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:38,360 Uh-oh. 1838 01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:39,360 You can say it like... 1839 01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:42,360 You can do it. 1840 01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:45,360 Whoever you want to vote, man. 1841 01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:46,360 Well, I guess... 1842 01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:50,360 Well, I mean, we've heard about the... 1843 01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:52,360 I don't know. 1844 01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:55,360 I guess, you know, it's kind of save face. 1845 01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:56,360 I'll say... 1846 01:01:56,360 --> 01:01:59,360 No, I shouldn't start it with that. 1847 01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:00,360 Like Kamala, sorry? 1848 01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:01,360 You said Kamala? 1849 01:02:01,360 --> 01:02:02,360 Yeah. 1850 01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:03,360 Yeah. 1851 01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:04,360 You said Kamala? 1852 01:02:04,360 --> 01:02:05,360 Yeah. 1853 01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:06,360 There you go. 1854 01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:07,360 Yeah. 1855 01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:08,360 Or Kamala. 1856 01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:09,360 I go for that Kamala. 1857 01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:10,360 Yeah. 1858 01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:11,360 Marcella. 1859 01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:12,360 Kamala Harris. 1860 01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:13,360 Yeah. 1861 01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:14,360 Well, I'm sorry, guys. 1862 01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:15,360 I'm butchering it. 1863 01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:16,360 Well, my favorite color is blue, I guess. 1864 01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:17,360 See, there you go. 1865 01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:18,360 I like blue. 1866 01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:19,360 Me too. 1867 01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:20,360 Blue and purple. 1868 01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:21,360 So you're going to vote for both? 1869 01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:22,360 You're going to do two ballots? 1870 01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:23,360 No, no. 1871 01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:24,360 I don't even... 1872 01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:25,360 I might vote. 1873 01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:26,360 Can you vote? 1874 01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:27,360 Yeah. 1875 01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:28,360 Yeah, I can vote now. 1876 01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:29,360 This is my first time ever being able to vote. 1877 01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:30,360 Oh, yeah. 1878 01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:31,360 Nice. 1879 01:02:31,360 --> 01:02:32,360 I just wasn't sure. 1880 01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:33,360 I'm not sure. 1881 01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:34,360 I'm not sure. 1882 01:02:34,360 --> 01:02:35,360 I'm not sure. 1883 01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:36,360 I'm not sure. 1884 01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:39,360 I just wasn't sure with your situation. 1885 01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:40,360 What situation? 1886 01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:41,360 Things happen. 1887 01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:42,360 We know, right? 1888 01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:43,360 Yeah. 1889 01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:44,360 What happened? 1890 01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:45,360 Wink, wink? 1891 01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:46,360 I don't know. 1892 01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:47,360 Yeah. 1893 01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:48,360 Yeah. 1894 01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:49,360 They don't let everybody vote. 1895 01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:52,360 Oh, so you're saying I'm too special to vote, man? 1896 01:02:52,360 --> 01:02:53,360 Whoa, whoa. 1897 01:02:53,360 --> 01:02:54,360 I was talking about you being black. 1898 01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:55,360 Oh, yeah. 1899 01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:56,360 Well, thankfully, that changed. 1900 01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:57,360 What about... 1901 01:02:57,360 --> 01:02:58,360 I don't know. 1902 01:02:58,360 --> 01:02:59,360 14th Amendment. 1903 01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:05,360 But then there was poll tax and literacy test and all the other stuff we tried to do. 1904 01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:06,360 Oh. 1905 01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:07,360 Oh. 1906 01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:12,360 I thought y'all were saying that Brandon was gay. 1907 01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:13,360 Oh, my. 1908 01:03:13,360 --> 01:03:14,360 I mean, no. 1909 01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:15,360 No. 1910 01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:16,360 I know you're not. 1911 01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:17,360 No, thanks. 1912 01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:18,360 No. 1913 01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:19,360 Yeah. 1914 01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:20,360 If you can donate blood, you can donate blood. 1915 01:03:20,360 --> 01:03:22,360 I was gonna try to stop them, but I wasn't in time. 1916 01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:23,360 Oh, well, thanks, man. 1917 01:03:23,360 --> 01:03:24,360 Yeah. 1918 01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:25,360 I was gonna help you. 1919 01:03:25,360 --> 01:03:26,360 I appreciate it. 1920 01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:27,360 You gotta believe me. 1921 01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:28,360 I believe you. 1922 01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:29,360 I believe you. 1923 01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:30,360 If I just cared more, I would've done something. 1924 01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:31,360 I'm not. 1925 01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:32,360 That's a good thing. 1926 01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:33,360 That's a good thing, but I'm not. 1927 01:03:33,360 --> 01:03:36,360 Yeah, it's good. 1928 01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:37,360 It's good. 1929 01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:38,360 It's good. 1930 01:03:38,360 --> 01:03:39,360 He doesn't sound fully convinced. 1931 01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:42,000 So you wanna see some crazy photos? 1932 01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:44,320 JJ hasn't seen these yet. 1933 01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:45,320 What's going on? 1934 01:03:45,320 --> 01:03:47,120 Oh, I don't even wanna spoil it. 1935 01:03:47,120 --> 01:03:48,120 Crazy photos? 1936 01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:49,120 Yeah, dude. 1937 01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:50,120 What are we talking about? 1938 01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:51,120 To the right, Brandon. 1939 01:03:51,120 --> 01:03:52,120 The Diddy trial evidence? 1940 01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:53,120 To the downloads. 1941 01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:54,120 Oh, to the downloads. 1942 01:03:54,120 --> 01:03:55,120 To the right. 1943 01:03:55,120 --> 01:03:56,120 To the right. 1944 01:03:56,120 --> 01:03:57,120 Okay. 1945 01:03:57,120 --> 01:04:02,120 So keep in mind, if you're admitting these are downloaded on your computer, you are... 1946 01:04:02,120 --> 01:04:03,120 Wow. 1947 01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:04,120 Wow. 1948 01:04:04,120 --> 01:04:05,120 That was me. 1949 01:04:05,120 --> 01:04:06,120 Seventh grade, I believe. 1950 01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:07,120 What was the medal? 1951 01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:10,120 Now, that's not something you see every day. 1952 01:04:10,120 --> 01:04:18,120 Look, I got a worse camel toe than Dante. 1953 01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:19,120 That's not... 1954 01:04:19,120 --> 01:04:20,120 That's like a Nike swoosh. 1955 01:04:20,120 --> 01:04:21,120 Yeah. 1956 01:04:21,120 --> 01:04:22,120 A worse Nike swoosh. 1957 01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:23,120 What was the medal for? 1958 01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:24,120 What place did you get? 1959 01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:25,120 I don't remember. 1960 01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:26,120 I remember I got embarrassed that night, though, because I was about to rush to the gym. 1961 01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:27,120 I was like, what was that? 1962 01:04:27,120 --> 01:04:28,120 I was like, what was that? 1963 01:04:28,120 --> 01:04:29,120 I was like, what was that? 1964 01:04:29,120 --> 01:04:33,440 I remember I got embarrassed that night, though, because I was about to rush to this big dude, 1965 01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:34,440 and then my mom ran in the middle. 1966 01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:35,440 I'm like, no, no, he can't do it. 1967 01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:36,440 Shut the fuck up. 1968 01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:37,440 Yeah. 1969 01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:38,440 Yeah. 1970 01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:39,440 She wouldn't let me rush him. 1971 01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:40,440 Stop, Brandon. 1972 01:04:40,440 --> 01:04:41,440 No, that did not happen. 1973 01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:42,440 She did have faith in me that night. 1974 01:04:42,440 --> 01:04:43,440 Yeah, it did. 1975 01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:44,440 She did have faith in me that night. 1976 01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:45,440 Dang. 1977 01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:46,440 Bet she regretted it like three years later. 1978 01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:47,440 How can you not have faith in that? 1979 01:04:47,440 --> 01:04:48,440 That's what I'm saying. 1980 01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:49,440 That's what I'm saying. 1981 01:04:49,440 --> 01:04:50,440 Dude, were you on a road? 1982 01:04:50,440 --> 01:04:51,440 That's what I was going to say. 1983 01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:52,440 He had muscle tone to you, dude, for being so great. 1984 01:04:52,440 --> 01:04:53,440 I know. 1985 01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:54,440 Isn't that weird? 1986 01:04:54,440 --> 01:04:55,440 Yeah. 1987 01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:59,360 I didn't trust my strength, I was very weak. 1988 01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:01,240 How did you get so much darker? 1989 01:05:01,240 --> 01:05:05,240 Yeah, I know, isn't that weird? 1990 01:05:05,240 --> 01:05:08,240 And then I got... 1991 01:05:08,240 --> 01:05:12,760 Brandon was getting rubbed by the Sammy Sosa curry before matches. 1992 01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:15,760 Oh my gosh. 1993 01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:16,760 Did you win? 1994 01:05:16,760 --> 01:05:17,760 Did you win at all? 1995 01:05:17,760 --> 01:05:19,760 I don't even know about Russell that night. 1996 01:05:19,760 --> 01:05:20,760 Yeah, because she stopped the match. 1997 01:05:20,760 --> 01:05:21,760 She stopped that one match. 1998 01:05:21,760 --> 01:05:23,760 She was like, no, he can't wrestle him, he's not going to win. 1999 01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:25,760 He said, Russell, where did the medal come from? 2000 01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:26,760 Participating. 2001 01:05:26,760 --> 01:05:27,760 Is that like a purple heart? 2002 01:05:27,760 --> 01:05:30,760 I'm saying that's a participation one. 2003 01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:31,760 Okay. 2004 01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:32,760 And you're proud of it there. 2005 01:05:32,760 --> 01:05:33,760 Please tell me there's more. 2006 01:05:33,760 --> 01:05:34,760 Wait a minute, wait, did I wrestle that night? 2007 01:05:34,760 --> 01:05:35,760 I don't remember. 2008 01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:36,760 Actually, yes. 2009 01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:37,760 This is amazing. 2010 01:05:37,760 --> 01:05:38,760 Yes, I did. 2011 01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:39,760 I did, she had footage of it. 2012 01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:40,760 She had footage. 2013 01:05:40,760 --> 01:05:41,760 I got to see who won. 2014 01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:42,760 Dude, you look like Lil Terrio. 2015 01:05:42,760 --> 01:05:43,760 Dude, I remember this night. 2016 01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:44,760 Get a Terrio. 2017 01:05:44,760 --> 01:05:45,760 My mom gave me a Hawk Hogan action figure after this. 2018 01:05:45,760 --> 01:05:46,760 It was in the division, elite. 2019 01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:47,760 Is that why you were bricked up in this photo? 2020 01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:48,760 I swapped his head, I was like, I'm going to win. 2021 01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:49,760 I'm going to win. 2022 01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:59,840 I used to take him apart and take him away. 2023 01:05:59,840 --> 01:06:01,000 You said photos. 2024 01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:02,480 Please tell me there's more, dude. 2025 01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:03,480 Oh, yeah. 2026 01:06:03,480 --> 01:06:04,480 Oh, yeah. 2027 01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:05,480 We got a couple more. 2028 01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:06,480 Oh my gosh. 2029 01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:09,480 And this is me on football. 2030 01:06:09,480 --> 01:06:10,480 I shouldn't make that noise. 2031 01:06:10,480 --> 01:06:11,480 I'm sorry. 2032 01:06:11,480 --> 01:06:15,040 I was just looking at the pristine track. 2033 01:06:15,040 --> 01:06:16,720 What's that dude saying to you? 2034 01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:17,720 I don't remember. 2035 01:06:17,720 --> 01:06:19,920 Why is he touching you like that? 2036 01:06:19,920 --> 01:06:21,320 Probably like keep up the good work. 2037 01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:22,320 Let's get a close up. 2038 01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:23,320 I don't know. 2039 01:06:23,320 --> 01:06:24,320 That's probably not what he was saying. 2040 01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:25,320 No, I mean on the other picture. 2041 01:06:25,320 --> 01:06:26,320 Oh, which one? 2042 01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:27,320 Over here? 2043 01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:28,320 You know the other one you sent me, Brandon? 2044 01:06:28,320 --> 01:06:29,320 Oh, yeah. 2045 01:06:29,320 --> 01:06:30,320 The other one. 2046 01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:31,320 I got you. 2047 01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:32,320 Another one? 2048 01:06:32,320 --> 01:06:33,320 Yeah. 2049 01:06:33,320 --> 01:06:34,320 It's just a close up of him. 2050 01:06:34,320 --> 01:06:35,320 Dude. 2051 01:06:35,320 --> 01:06:36,320 Beast. 2052 01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:37,320 That's what I say. 2053 01:06:37,320 --> 01:06:38,320 You look like you're tearing some kids up. 2054 01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:39,320 Throwing them to the ground. 2055 01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:40,320 I didn't know what I was doing. 2056 01:06:40,320 --> 01:06:47,320 Dude, you look like you're on Last Chance U. 2057 01:06:47,320 --> 01:06:51,120 You look like you're wearing your age on your jersey. 2058 01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:52,320 I was going to say 60. 2059 01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:53,320 That's your kill count. 2060 01:06:53,320 --> 01:06:54,320 I wish, man. 2061 01:06:54,320 --> 01:06:55,320 I didn't know. 2062 01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:56,320 Yeah, dude. 2063 01:06:56,320 --> 01:06:58,320 Did your mom tell you to turn around? 2064 01:06:58,320 --> 01:06:59,880 Yeah, she would say stuff like she was. 2065 01:06:59,880 --> 01:07:00,880 That's why you got that picture? 2066 01:07:00,880 --> 01:07:01,880 She was like turn around here, baby. 2067 01:07:01,880 --> 01:07:02,880 I think so. 2068 01:07:02,880 --> 01:07:03,880 I think yeah. 2069 01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:04,880 And I just look back. 2070 01:07:04,880 --> 01:07:05,880 I was like all right. 2071 01:07:05,880 --> 01:07:06,880 Let me be. 2072 01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:07,880 Because that's me posing. 2073 01:07:07,880 --> 01:07:12,040 You look like if you change the colors on your gear, you could be like a pizza shop 2074 01:07:12,040 --> 01:07:13,040 mascot. 2075 01:07:13,040 --> 01:07:15,320 You look like a big slice. 2076 01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:16,800 I was bench warming. 2077 01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:18,480 That's what they called you, the slice. 2078 01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:20,480 Did they let you play? 2079 01:07:20,480 --> 01:07:23,480 Yeah, like at the end. 2080 01:07:23,480 --> 01:07:25,720 Yeah, I didn't know. 2081 01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:27,200 They put you in on senior night? 2082 01:07:27,200 --> 01:07:28,560 It was so weird. 2083 01:07:28,560 --> 01:07:30,800 I would just try to go. 2084 01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:34,120 I would just run and try to look like I'm part of the scene because I didn't know what's 2085 01:07:34,120 --> 01:07:35,120 going on. 2086 01:07:35,120 --> 01:07:36,120 Okay. 2087 01:07:36,120 --> 01:07:37,120 Your improv is good. 2088 01:07:37,120 --> 01:07:39,800 I remember this one dude was holding on to my leg and stuff. 2089 01:07:39,800 --> 01:07:40,800 I was just looking at him. 2090 01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:41,800 He went and he was blowing a whistle. 2091 01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:42,800 I'll never forget that. 2092 01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:43,800 He just kept trying. 2093 01:07:43,800 --> 01:07:44,800 He didn't know what he was doing. 2094 01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:45,800 You were running the ball? 2095 01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:48,640 No, he was just holding on. 2096 01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:52,200 That was Jake in his foot phase. 2097 01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:58,560 I swear, because I think some kids lock up when they get too emotional. 2098 01:07:58,560 --> 01:08:08,000 I remember my oldest brother, he would make me and my second oldest brother wrestle. 2099 01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:09,680 Then I would put so much effort in. 2100 01:08:09,680 --> 01:08:12,240 I would start crying. 2101 01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:19,320 I would be trying to knock him over so bad I would just be sobbing, just crying my heart 2102 01:08:19,320 --> 01:08:20,320 out. 2103 01:08:20,320 --> 01:08:21,320 I saw that. 2104 01:08:21,320 --> 01:08:22,320 Yeah, everybody did that. 2105 01:08:22,320 --> 01:08:23,320 I've had that happen. 2106 01:08:23,320 --> 01:08:26,320 How many brothers and sisters do you have? 2107 01:08:26,320 --> 01:08:27,320 Ten. 2108 01:08:27,320 --> 01:08:28,320 Yeah, ten dude. 2109 01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:29,320 For real? 2110 01:08:29,320 --> 01:08:30,320 Yeah. 2111 01:08:30,320 --> 01:08:31,320 Hell yeah, man. 2112 01:08:31,320 --> 01:08:32,320 Let's see. 2113 01:08:32,320 --> 01:08:34,840 We got one does photography, right? 2114 01:08:34,840 --> 01:08:35,840 Oh, dang. 2115 01:08:35,840 --> 01:08:36,840 Susanna, Katie. 2116 01:08:36,840 --> 01:08:37,840 Oh my God. 2117 01:08:37,840 --> 01:08:38,840 We might not want to say that. 2118 01:08:38,840 --> 01:08:39,840 You want to say the names? 2119 01:08:39,840 --> 01:08:43,880 So your whole family. 2120 01:08:43,880 --> 01:08:45,680 Look that out, Alex. 2121 01:08:45,680 --> 01:08:48,120 Y'all still live in Athens? 2122 01:08:48,120 --> 01:08:51,200 We found your complete list. 2123 01:08:51,200 --> 01:08:53,840 Now stop me whenever I say them incorrectly. 2124 01:08:53,840 --> 01:08:55,480 All of your Social Security numbers. 2125 01:08:55,480 --> 01:08:59,240 Yeah, it looks like your dad had some charges. 2126 01:08:59,240 --> 01:09:01,600 All these crimes you did. 2127 01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:02,600 Damn, dude. 2128 01:09:02,600 --> 01:09:03,600 Ten kids. 2129 01:09:03,600 --> 01:09:06,440 So what was that like? 2130 01:09:06,440 --> 01:09:07,440 Thanksgiving? 2131 01:09:07,440 --> 01:09:09,640 Was there enough food to go around? 2132 01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:12,240 You guys like green bean casserole, whatever you guys made? 2133 01:09:12,240 --> 01:09:13,640 Definitely green bean casserole. 2134 01:09:13,640 --> 01:09:16,280 Yeah, it was there. 2135 01:09:16,280 --> 01:09:19,360 That's the only thing y'all made. 2136 01:09:19,360 --> 01:09:24,080 I mean it was homemade, but a lot of it was like the regular Thanksgiving stuff, like just 2137 01:09:24,080 --> 01:09:26,280 like casserole. 2138 01:09:26,280 --> 01:09:27,280 Dressing or stuffing? 2139 01:09:27,280 --> 01:09:28,280 Dressing. 2140 01:09:28,280 --> 01:09:29,280 Oh. 2141 01:09:29,280 --> 01:09:32,280 Baking wraps, cream cheese, asparagus? 2142 01:09:32,280 --> 01:09:33,280 No. 2143 01:09:33,280 --> 01:09:36,400 I'm going to add a little lemon sand though. 2144 01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:39,200 I had dreams about those, but we never had them. 2145 01:09:39,200 --> 01:09:43,040 What's your favorite Christmas gift you ever got? 2146 01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:48,200 Oh, dude, sorry, but my memory is like crazy bad. 2147 01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:49,200 I think though... 2148 01:09:49,200 --> 01:09:51,320 Must have been like a trampoline. 2149 01:09:51,320 --> 01:09:53,200 I do remember this one time. 2150 01:09:53,200 --> 01:09:58,380 We all had to, you know, so many people, we had to wrap each other's presents. 2151 01:09:58,380 --> 01:10:02,440 So we would have a set them out and my mom would get them ready so we wouldn't see our 2152 01:10:02,440 --> 01:10:06,400 own and then set them out and then we'd go in there and wrap them. 2153 01:10:06,400 --> 01:10:10,120 And then one time my brother, he was like, all right, we're done. 2154 01:10:10,120 --> 01:10:12,440 Just like, let's dig into the rest of them in there. 2155 01:10:12,440 --> 01:10:17,760 And he went out and brought out my skateboard, but I was the only one who saw him and I knew 2156 01:10:17,760 --> 01:10:19,320 it was mine. 2157 01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:24,320 And then come Christmas day, I had to be like, oh, a skateboard. 2158 01:10:24,320 --> 01:10:26,320 So you're like a pathological liar? 2159 01:10:26,320 --> 01:10:27,560 You lie to your family? 2160 01:10:27,560 --> 01:10:29,920 Do you make a habit of that? 2161 01:10:29,920 --> 01:10:30,920 Piece of shit. 2162 01:10:30,920 --> 01:10:33,960 Does habit mean like you do it at every possible chance? 2163 01:10:33,960 --> 01:10:34,960 Yes. 2164 01:10:34,960 --> 01:10:35,960 Yeah. 2165 01:10:35,960 --> 01:10:39,480 Is that the craziest lie you ever told your mom and dad to get out of trouble? 2166 01:10:39,480 --> 01:10:45,280 Oh, oh shit. 2167 01:10:45,280 --> 01:10:49,800 I guess like that I wasn't, no, I, I, I grew up kind of telling the truth. 2168 01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:50,800 That's good. 2169 01:10:50,800 --> 01:10:52,080 But like, I guess it turned. 2170 01:10:52,080 --> 01:10:57,480 It all changed that day when you saw the skateboard, you were like, dude, I'm not telling. 2171 01:10:57,480 --> 01:10:59,480 I need this sweet fucking ride. 2172 01:10:59,480 --> 01:11:00,480 Hell yeah. 2173 01:11:00,480 --> 01:11:01,480 Yeah. 2174 01:11:01,480 --> 01:11:05,120 I guess like lied about him, like still believing in like the Lord. 2175 01:11:05,120 --> 01:11:07,800 Oh, you don't believe in the Lord anymore. 2176 01:11:07,800 --> 01:11:08,800 Not as much. 2177 01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:09,800 Okay. 2178 01:11:09,800 --> 01:11:10,800 Yeah. 2179 01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:11,800 Meet a, come here. 2180 01:11:11,800 --> 01:11:12,800 These two over here. 2181 01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:13,800 Brandon, they're going to hell. 2182 01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:14,800 We going up there. 2183 01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:15,800 We going up there. 2184 01:11:15,800 --> 01:11:16,800 All right, Charles, that's a, go ahead. 2185 01:11:16,800 --> 01:11:17,800 Oh no, I was just about to tear up. 2186 01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:18,800 Why? 2187 01:11:18,800 --> 01:11:19,800 What's wrong? 2188 01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:20,800 I just think I'm. 2189 01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:21,800 What happened in your past? 2190 01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:22,800 You drank too much, man. 2191 01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:23,800 Write yourself a note. 2192 01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:44,400 You crying and it feels bad, man. 2193 01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:45,400 That's my shit face. 2194 01:11:45,400 --> 01:11:46,400 I'm sorry. 2195 01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:47,400 I'm out. 2196 01:11:47,400 --> 01:11:48,400 All right. 2197 01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:52,040 And that's what, that's what I have to do right now. 2198 01:11:52,040 --> 01:11:53,280 So this is the end of the podcast. 2199 01:11:53,280 --> 01:11:57,080 What you're going to do right now is tell this camera right here, anything you got going 2200 01:11:57,080 --> 01:12:01,040 on shows, social media, YouTube channel, everything. 2201 01:12:01,040 --> 01:12:02,040 Okay. 2202 01:12:02,040 --> 01:12:04,880 Um, uh, sorry for cool. 2203 01:12:04,880 --> 01:12:05,880 Yeah. 2204 01:12:05,880 --> 01:12:06,880 Oh yeah. 2205 01:12:06,880 --> 01:12:07,880 Yeah. 2206 01:12:07,880 --> 01:12:08,880 Yeah. 2207 01:12:08,880 --> 01:12:11,480 So, uh, on YouTube you can find me on the camera. 2208 01:12:11,480 --> 01:12:12,480 Sorry. 2209 01:12:12,480 --> 01:12:15,960 I'm so sorry. 2210 01:12:15,960 --> 01:12:18,200 On YouTube you can find me on dang hippies. 2211 01:12:18,200 --> 01:12:19,520 That's dang hippies. 2212 01:12:19,520 --> 01:12:22,640 Dang hippies. 2213 01:12:22,640 --> 01:12:23,640 I think that's it. 2214 01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:27,360 Cause this Saturday, I guess I'll be going down for a three minute set, but it probably 2215 01:12:27,360 --> 01:12:28,600 won't be out by then. 2216 01:12:28,600 --> 01:12:29,600 No. 2217 01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:30,600 Yeah. 2218 01:12:30,600 --> 01:12:31,600 So I don't have anything else. 2219 01:12:31,600 --> 01:12:32,600 Instagram. 2220 01:12:32,600 --> 01:12:33,600 Oh yeah. 2221 01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:37,960 Uh, I guess Charles if you want to see what I've posted in the past, uh, dang hippies 2222 01:12:37,960 --> 01:12:39,760 has an Instagram, but we never do anything. 2223 01:12:39,760 --> 01:12:43,560 I, you know, I, I'm just, maybe I'll do more in the future. 2224 01:12:43,560 --> 01:12:46,560 That's perfect, man. 2225 01:12:46,560 --> 01:12:59,840 She said 2226 01:12:59,840 --> 01:13:05,040 oh yeah. 2227 01:13:05,040 --> 01:13:10,640 tripodはい