1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,600 This week on clown college 2 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:10,560 But do best people in the world 3 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:16,300 Hawaiians hell now for white guys it gets a little dicey, but if you're you you're good if you're 4 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:22,000 As a Birmingham, you're him he might get fucked up wait 5 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:28,960 You know, yeah, but if you if you're if you're chill, yeah, they will fuck a jail area 6 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:34,520 Don't like bust a pineapple right over his head dude wouldn't be he wouldn't be able to walk the streets 7 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:41,400 No, but those are those are nice people. What you he's just too much of an asshole. Yeah, damn. I want to be black man 8 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:48,280 God, I hate a jail area and we had a morn man. Yeah, dude. He smelled weird. He hasn't talked to us since 9 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:52,420 Mm-hmm. Not not one time. He wears a suit all the time thinks he's the shit 10 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:56,120 Can you believe that fucking on the news 11 00:00:57,040 --> 00:01:02,560 What does he think he is on the news? Oh, yeah, does he ever bring us up on the news? I don't think so 12 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:03,400 No 13 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:08,320 He's and he does business reporting. What are we dude? That's not a business 14 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:14,140 Yeah, man, where you ask what clown college, you know, how much we made at our last show Brandon. How much do we make? 15 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:17,120 1597 16 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:19,120 Round it up. Mm-hmm 17 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:21,120 How do you round that 16 now? 18 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:27,200 It's all about it do give a round of applause 19 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:31,880 My IQ test would be higher right now, you know 20 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:40,800 Welcome to clown college we have profound knowledge in many ways to elevate and make his own polish 21 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:46,640 So if you want to hear a little honest few takes on a ways to make it as a comic stick around for a while 22 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:49,600 If you're down to clown, we got to guess right now just to show you 23 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:18,640 Oh 24 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:31,760 Look at Brandon taking control of 25 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:41,680 Producer does you just call him the n-word? Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, man. That's good. Mm-hmm. Say it Brandon say what? 26 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:44,160 Huh? What do you want me to say? 27 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:46,160 Say what? 28 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:50,480 What you say like what up money good like that? Oh, that felt wrong 29 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:57,320 It felt just to say it to say it for no reason. Let's just say you say the normal conversation 30 00:02:57,320 --> 00:03:01,320 Oh, yeah, man, so I was chillin, you know, and then my nigga came over here and he wanted to what's a man? 31 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:05,520 Yeah, see that sounded better. He wanted to what's a man? Oh, I was just making up a scenario 32 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:08,720 I was like he wanted to what's a mass so we did it who? 33 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:11,840 Do you guys beating up Asians usually? 34 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:14,040 We build okay. I mean would be 35 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:17,200 Bradley mole 36 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:20,840 Haitians and Asians have a lot more in common than I thought they did 37 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:32,680 They carry around swords and shit what else do they do they they eat critters dude, hey, apparently critters and I 38 00:03:33,920 --> 00:03:38,400 Thought it was pets. Yeah pets. Yeah critters are different to pets. Oh, okay 39 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:42,280 I think that is ever since I start ever since I started 40 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:47,760 well, of course, I watch it all on Twitter of them like ringing the cat's neck and like look they do it and 41 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:50,760 they've been showing me just 42 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:54,760 Haitians eating insects and various things now 43 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:57,640 It's probably isolated incidents. Maybe it's not 44 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:07,320 They were eating cats and dogs you watched them eat the cat they didn't really I mean I'm not saying they don't that's what 45 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:09,920 They do. Oh, they were they were on Twitter for sure. I 46 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:16,680 Don't even know they were Haitian. They were just black as shit. Oh, but I don't think branding gets political news. No 47 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:21,160 Donald Trump said in a presidential debate that Haitians 48 00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:27,040 Are you munch on eating cats and dogs in Springfield, Ohio? They're eating people's pets 49 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:29,880 Which was debunked? 50 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:32,680 Which is crazy because he's 51 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:37,320 Did you watch the debate? Of course not you didn't I can't vote I watched it 52 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:38,960 I don't vote either but still I watched it 53 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:43,280 I don't and it was because I watch it what Trump's is running because you know, you want some funny shit 54 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:49,040 Wasn't that much funny shit, but he did say he's like they eating cats and dogs and the moderator was like that's been debunked 55 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:52,400 We talked to the city planner. He was like you talk to the city planner. I seen it on news on the 56 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:58,880 Planner, so I don't think that's part of the plan. I think it's like I'm a whoever's in charge of whoever they 57 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:03,920 Call it's like our city's planned to end hunger. We're gonna eat our pets 58 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:11,200 But but it's like being like Haitian people eat pets is that really a diss 59 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:18,400 You know what? I mean, that just means they're resourceful. Yeah, they got fucked up by that. What was it? A tsunami tsunami 60 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:21,920 Yeah, I'm one of those I mean 61 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:27,280 Man, I'm not mad at him for and you know, it's a delicacy and 62 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:32,760 in Korea like no bullshit people like oh they eat dogs they do but 63 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:37,360 Here goes the kicker the dog cost extra cost more like you can get steak 64 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:42,400 Oh chicken shrimp cost less than the dogs more than steak dog cost more 65 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:46,080 And that's not where you're any of them. They don't have it like 66 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:52,560 They might but they it's not like they promote it like where the where the soldiers and stuff because we're all throughout there like from 67 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:56,920 North to the south. It's full of soldiers. So they like wherever we stay at right by the base 68 00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:58,920 It's not big but when you got to go 69 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:02,520 Tdy and you go out to these places where the no Americans at 70 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:06,120 Oh, yeah, cuz you don't you don't know that language of course on the menu 71 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:10,660 You just point and then like you'll see a cow, you know a chicken and then a dog 72 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:14,960 But the dog is up top so it costs more you never did you ever try something? 73 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:18,480 I can't do dog if it was cat out a shit. Would you try some no 74 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:25,200 Man, not in the middle. Why that's my dog in my cat. I ain't I don't know dogs for me. It's just like I like dog 75 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:30,800 I love them too much. I like dogs, but I'd eat one. I think I'll try it. Yeah, I'll try it 76 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:36,960 I mean, I I don't want any maybe it's got some disease or something as long as no they breed them to kill them and eat 77 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:40,000 Oh, just like chickens or whatever else. I'll eat one dude. I 78 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:45,100 Don't what's the difference bro? Hey, we go to we go to eat a one. You know, I'm saying 79 00:06:45,100 --> 00:06:48,340 E.T. Long clown college goes to South Korea that was so 80 00:06:49,140 --> 00:06:51,140 Korea, I would go yeah 81 00:06:51,460 --> 00:06:55,100 We'll have to travel a little bit. But you do is hop the beautiful thing about Korea 82 00:06:55,100 --> 00:06:59,060 You just hop on a fucking train and you go anywhere and you go where you need to go 83 00:06:59,060 --> 00:07:03,780 They got the fast trains, don't they? Yeah, it's fast. I mean, it's not like that bullet 84 00:07:04,540 --> 00:07:08,860 That's what I was thinking. No, no, it's just a regular like train that goes through the hole 85 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:11,900 Train the boost on 86 00:07:11,900 --> 00:07:17,660 That's oh, yeah, sick movie like these. Yeah, that's what like click on that one. That's what I was on 87 00:07:18,140 --> 00:07:20,760 You know, and you better be on the right fucking platform, too 88 00:07:21,460 --> 00:07:24,740 Cuz if you're on that one and you need to get over there, there's no just you know 89 00:07:25,140 --> 00:07:28,580 There's no like little bridge you can go you got a gill down and walk all the way under 90 00:07:29,180 --> 00:07:31,500 So you get late for work a lot down there 91 00:07:34,300 --> 00:07:38,020 Yeah, dude this one time I used to have pictures of it 92 00:07:38,020 --> 00:07:42,460 But it wasn't my pictures on Facebook or somebody else and I guess they deleted their account so they went away 93 00:07:42,620 --> 00:07:46,100 But it was this it was this Korean dude black 94 00:07:47,060 --> 00:07:51,820 suit jacket black suit pants red socks red shirt under it and 95 00:07:52,420 --> 00:07:58,660 One of those like Heisenberg hats like in Breaking Bad. Okay, that's what he looked like and he was he had glasses and he was 96 00:07:58,660 --> 00:08:00,260 Knocked the fuck out on it's a part 97 00:08:00,260 --> 00:08:04,540 They got a party car like where you go get beer and food and all that shit 98 00:08:04,540 --> 00:08:10,300 So he was there and he was passed out course. I think we're 21 all of us. Yeah, and we're on that getting obliterated 99 00:08:10,300 --> 00:08:13,380 You know fucked up and we noticed that he's sleep. So 100 00:08:14,100 --> 00:08:18,860 Some of us go over there and take pictures with him like you're like, uh, this girl puts her tits in the face 101 00:08:18,860 --> 00:08:22,860 We have all these pictures probably why she took him down. It could be considered sexual assault now, but 102 00:08:24,620 --> 00:08:30,140 I'm not saying her name. It was all in fun. But look this motherfucker's fucked up. I mean people it's a party car 103 00:08:30,140 --> 00:08:31,940 So everybody's like ah 104 00:08:31,940 --> 00:08:39,180 Soon as this stop came boom. He got up and got holy shit like nothing happened. I swear to God damn his circadian rhythm 105 00:08:40,340 --> 00:08:42,820 Pretending oh no, like to get those two 106 00:08:43,260 --> 00:08:49,340 He was not pretending like they were lifting up his arm like I'm telling you like I just fall straight down straight down. Yeah 107 00:08:49,900 --> 00:08:53,220 He just knew man. Maybe they had that intuition has a routine 108 00:08:54,180 --> 00:08:57,760 Yeah, I mean for real he just gets on there 109 00:08:57,760 --> 00:09:03,140 He knows exactly when it stop is because if you miss a stop, you know, you could have to circle back around 110 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:09,000 Or wait for the next train to go back that way. Yeah, that could be a couple hours 111 00:09:09,420 --> 00:09:16,700 Maybe more I knew this one girl and her parents were both in the army and they were stationed over in Korea and 112 00:09:17,060 --> 00:09:23,080 Apparently if like churches in Korea like Christian churches, they wear uniforms to church 113 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:29,360 it's like she told me it was like a little track suit or something and that her parents started going to a church over there and 114 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:30,760 like 115 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:32,480 They were black and it was a lady 116 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:37,680 She had like the track suit on and they all wanted to take a picture with her because they thought she was in the WNBA 117 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:40,600 Hell yeah 118 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:43,880 She's like 511 way taller than everybody else 119 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:48,480 but my the most unbelievable part of that story is that was probably like 120 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:54,640 2009 2010 they knew what the WNBA I don't think anybody gave a fuck about the WNBA 121 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:57,500 Yeah, I can't I don't remember when it started 122 00:09:57,500 --> 00:09:58,000 In Korea? 123 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:58,500 Nah 124 00:09:58,500 --> 00:10:00,000 Yeah, that's wild 125 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,520 Is Korea a big basketball? 126 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:03,520 Well North Korea but not South 127 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:04,520 Yeah, I don't think South 128 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:06,520 Yeah, you are right. You are right 129 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:08,520 North Korea they love to fuck out of basketball 130 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:10,520 That is true. Yeah, that's why they love Dennis Rodman. Yeah 131 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:12,020 Yeah 132 00:10:12,020 --> 00:10:14,020 Might like Michael too 133 00:10:14,020 --> 00:10:16,020 Michael Jordan. Yeah. Oh, yeah big Mike 134 00:10:16,020 --> 00:10:17,020 They have to 135 00:10:17,020 --> 00:10:19,020 Well, they don't have to I'm not saying 136 00:10:19,020 --> 00:10:23,960 Well, he loves the Bulls. That's his thing like cuz he went to boarding school or somewhere 137 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:30,680 Somewhere in Europe or something like that like it was a he was like around regular people people thought he was just a regular guy 138 00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:32,680 I swear to God and then 139 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:36,180 His whole thing was the Bulls cuz it was in the 90s 140 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:38,520 He loved the Bulls 141 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:40,520 I bet he loves Space Jam 142 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:42,020 Oh probably 143 00:10:42,020 --> 00:10:44,020 He might be autistic as fuck 144 00:10:44,020 --> 00:10:46,020 Probably is 145 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:48,020 Yeah 146 00:10:48,020 --> 00:10:50,020 You got called out for being a black autistic 147 00:10:50,020 --> 00:10:53,020 Yeah, I sure did. I sure did. What was it getting the lowest on the IQ test? 148 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:55,020 We haven't talked about that, huh? 149 00:10:55,020 --> 00:10:57,020 Yeah, yeah, I somehow got the lowest 150 00:10:57,020 --> 00:10:59,020 But it's still a good score? 151 00:10:59,020 --> 00:11:01,020 Oh, it was still a perfect score. Like I'm very happy 152 00:11:01,020 --> 00:11:03,020 Not perfect but good 153 00:11:03,020 --> 00:11:05,020 But I'm just shocked that we had we had so many 154 00:11:05,020 --> 00:11:07,020 1-1-11s and 1-30s 155 00:11:07,020 --> 00:11:09,020 I think did we almost get a 1-40? 156 00:11:09,020 --> 00:11:11,020 Jay Fat 157 00:11:11,020 --> 00:11:13,020 Did he get a 1-40? 158 00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:15,020 I think that was what it was a 1-40 159 00:11:15,020 --> 00:11:17,020 I think he was smart to edit that's some stuff 160 00:11:17,020 --> 00:11:19,020 And he knew it too 161 00:11:19,020 --> 00:11:21,020 Oh he knew it the whole time 162 00:11:21,020 --> 00:11:23,020 Jay Vap shout out 163 00:11:23,020 --> 00:11:25,020 We got a 1-20 with us so if we need anything 164 00:11:25,020 --> 00:11:27,020 1-25 165 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,020 I know it was before I got glasses 166 00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:31,020 1-25 167 00:11:31,020 --> 00:11:33,020 I've been putting on a brave face for these last couple weeks but it's hurt 168 00:11:33,020 --> 00:11:35,020 I know man 169 00:11:35,020 --> 00:11:37,020 I was shocked 170 00:11:37,020 --> 00:11:39,020 When I seen Dante 171 00:11:39,020 --> 00:11:41,020 Okay so first when I seen the 172 00:11:41,020 --> 00:11:43,020 Didn't Dante come up first or Mike Sales came up first? 173 00:11:43,020 --> 00:11:45,020 I don't 174 00:11:45,020 --> 00:11:47,020 Well no we were the last three 175 00:11:47,020 --> 00:11:49,020 Yeah I know that 176 00:11:49,020 --> 00:11:51,020 That's what I'm saying but before we were the last three 177 00:11:51,020 --> 00:11:53,020 She put up either Dante or Mike Sales 178 00:11:53,020 --> 00:11:55,020 Yeah 179 00:11:55,020 --> 00:11:57,020 So it was like at first whoever it was 180 00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:59,020 I was like I can't be tied with these motherfuckers 181 00:11:59,020 --> 00:12:01,020 Then it was like oh 182 00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:03,020 I'm dumber than you thought 183 00:12:03,020 --> 00:12:05,020 Like a couple points too 184 00:12:05,020 --> 00:12:07,020 Dude that was so fucking funny 185 00:12:07,020 --> 00:12:09,020 It hurt 186 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:11,020 I'm being honest when it was down to the last 187 00:12:11,020 --> 00:12:13,020 Three I was like 188 00:12:13,020 --> 00:12:15,020 There's no way 189 00:12:15,020 --> 00:12:17,020 I knew for a fact that you had that 190 00:12:17,020 --> 00:12:19,020 I was hoping that I did 191 00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:21,020 I was like what if I just fucked up 192 00:12:21,020 --> 00:12:23,020 What if I was way dumber than I thought I was 193 00:12:23,020 --> 00:12:25,020 It's like that video 194 00:12:25,020 --> 00:12:27,020 Of that dude that we were talking about in the movie 195 00:12:27,020 --> 00:12:29,020 When he's like oh my gosh 196 00:12:29,020 --> 00:12:31,020 I'm tied to see 197 00:12:31,020 --> 00:12:33,020 And he moves the mirror and he has down to his 198 00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:35,020 What movie is that? 199 00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:37,020 I can't remember 200 00:12:37,020 --> 00:12:39,020 Oh it was a TV show 201 00:12:39,020 --> 00:12:41,020 Highlander 202 00:12:41,020 --> 00:12:43,020 Yes 203 00:12:43,020 --> 00:12:45,020 Or is it Highlander 204 00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:47,020 Brandon looks this up and finds a video of himself 205 00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:49,020 Oh shit that would be wild 206 00:12:49,020 --> 00:12:51,020 No no Brandon 207 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,020 Holy shit that's not it 208 00:12:53,020 --> 00:12:55,020 That's just normal 209 00:12:55,020 --> 00:12:57,020 Why is Shane Gillis right there 210 00:12:57,020 --> 00:12:59,020 Oh my god 211 00:12:59,020 --> 00:13:01,020 Alright but you 212 00:13:01,020 --> 00:13:03,020 You said 213 00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:05,020 Put in Highlander 214 00:13:05,020 --> 00:13:07,020 Highlander Down Syndrome 215 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:09,020 That dude looks exactly like 216 00:13:09,020 --> 00:13:11,020 Butterbean 217 00:13:11,020 --> 00:13:13,020 Oh damn he does 218 00:13:13,020 --> 00:13:15,020 Oh damn 219 00:13:17,020 --> 00:13:19,020 Whoa 220 00:13:19,020 --> 00:13:21,020 Is this the 221 00:13:21,020 --> 00:13:23,020 Down Syndrome only jacket? 222 00:13:23,020 --> 00:13:25,020 Oh no 223 00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:27,020 It might not have been Highlander 224 00:13:27,020 --> 00:13:29,020 Is Highlander the one that go back in time? 225 00:13:29,020 --> 00:13:31,020 I don't 226 00:13:31,020 --> 00:13:33,020 Was that Hot Tub Machine? 227 00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:35,020 Hot Tub 228 00:13:35,020 --> 00:13:37,020 Hot Tub Time Machine 229 00:13:37,020 --> 00:13:39,020 Yeah I never got to see it because I was too young back then 230 00:13:39,020 --> 00:13:41,020 You still never watched it? 231 00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:43,020 Oh the first one is great 232 00:13:43,020 --> 00:13:45,020 The first one is good 233 00:13:45,020 --> 00:13:47,020 You gonna watch a Minecraft movie dude? 234 00:13:47,020 --> 00:13:49,020 Hell yeah Jack Black man 235 00:13:49,020 --> 00:13:51,020 And Jason Momoa 236 00:13:51,020 --> 00:13:53,020 Who is that? 237 00:13:53,020 --> 00:13:55,020 Aquaman 238 00:13:55,020 --> 00:13:57,020 He's a terrible actor 239 00:13:57,020 --> 00:13:59,020 But what the fuck who's he gonna play in Minecraft dude? 240 00:13:59,020 --> 00:14:01,020 I think he's like one of the 241 00:14:01,020 --> 00:14:03,020 One of the people 242 00:14:03,020 --> 00:14:05,020 That's what I was wondering like what the fuck are they 243 00:14:05,020 --> 00:14:07,020 There's a Minecraft story mode 244 00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:09,020 Game that came out way later 245 00:14:09,020 --> 00:14:11,020 But that fucking that's bullshit 246 00:14:11,020 --> 00:14:13,020 So the original Minecraft didn't have a story mode? 247 00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:15,020 No man 248 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,020 Technically your name is Steve 249 00:14:17,020 --> 00:14:19,020 But that's just the name 250 00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:21,020 Of the dude that you are 251 00:14:21,020 --> 00:14:23,020 He's not even really a character with a backstory 252 00:14:23,020 --> 00:14:25,020 And then 253 00:14:25,020 --> 00:14:27,020 You can kill the Ender Dragon and that's 254 00:14:27,020 --> 00:14:29,020 Kind of like you beat the game but you still keep 255 00:14:29,020 --> 00:14:31,020 Playing and nothing else 256 00:14:31,020 --> 00:14:33,020 In the game that originally came out 257 00:14:33,020 --> 00:14:35,020 Oh okay 258 00:14:35,020 --> 00:14:37,020 Whatever this is 259 00:14:37,020 --> 00:14:39,020 She's funny 260 00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:41,020 Who? I don't know her name 261 00:14:41,020 --> 00:14:43,020 She looked like the girl from BAPS 262 00:14:43,020 --> 00:14:45,020 That's an old movie you guys wouldn't know with Holly Barry 263 00:14:45,020 --> 00:14:47,020 What year? 264 00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:49,020 BAPS probably came out in 93 265 00:14:49,020 --> 00:14:51,020 BAPS? 94 266 00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:53,020 Yeah BAPS with Holly Barry 267 00:14:53,020 --> 00:14:55,020 When she was a hood chick 268 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:57,020 Holly put it 269 00:14:57,020 --> 00:14:59,020 Oh man I know exactly Catwoman 270 00:14:59,020 --> 00:15:01,020 She did the Minecraft movie 271 00:15:01,020 --> 00:15:03,020 To go look at the hot girls dude 272 00:15:03,020 --> 00:15:05,020 What is this show turned into? 273 00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:07,020 Holly Barry 1993 274 00:15:07,020 --> 00:15:09,020 Is she in the Minecraft movie? 275 00:15:09,020 --> 00:15:11,020 No she was not 276 00:15:11,020 --> 00:15:13,020 You didn't have to put it in 1999 but look at that 277 00:15:13,020 --> 00:15:15,020 You can keep it on here 278 00:15:15,020 --> 00:15:17,020 Perfection and she still looks almost just like that 279 00:15:17,020 --> 00:15:19,020 Oh yeah 280 00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:21,020 Could you imagine marrying someone 281 00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:23,020 And like you just marry them because you love them and whatever 282 00:15:23,020 --> 00:15:25,020 And then like 283 00:15:25,020 --> 00:15:27,020 Or whatever 284 00:15:27,020 --> 00:15:29,020 Whatever you guys got going on but then when they turn 285 00:15:29,020 --> 00:15:31,020 Like 70 they're still hot 286 00:15:31,020 --> 00:15:33,020 Like that's out there 287 00:15:33,020 --> 00:15:35,020 That would be the worst if you 288 00:15:35,020 --> 00:15:37,020 Were just a normal person and age like shit 289 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,020 Like most people do 290 00:15:39,020 --> 00:15:41,020 You're not leaving somebody most of the time 291 00:15:41,020 --> 00:15:43,020 Unless you're the guy 292 00:15:43,020 --> 00:15:45,020 Woman's not really 293 00:15:45,020 --> 00:15:47,020 And you hit the lottery 294 00:15:47,020 --> 00:15:49,020 Exactly 295 00:15:49,020 --> 00:15:51,020 Here's your lucky 296 00:15:51,020 --> 00:15:53,020 There's a Sydney Sweeney looking like 297 00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:55,020 That needs a sugar daddy 298 00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:57,020 Who's fucking father left her 299 00:15:57,020 --> 00:15:59,020 And she never found success 300 00:15:59,020 --> 00:16:01,020 Lucky me 301 00:16:01,020 --> 00:16:03,020 Isn't it fucked up 302 00:16:03,020 --> 00:16:05,020 That's every dude's secret dream 303 00:16:05,020 --> 00:16:07,020 To get rich later on in life 304 00:16:07,020 --> 00:16:09,020 Leave your family and then 305 00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:11,020 Marry a hot chick 306 00:16:11,020 --> 00:16:13,020 But not even a good person 307 00:16:13,020 --> 00:16:15,020 No 308 00:16:15,020 --> 00:16:17,020 That's a bad dude 309 00:16:17,020 --> 00:16:19,020 Oh my gosh what's wrong 310 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:21,020 How did that happen 311 00:16:21,020 --> 00:16:23,020 The dude who did it the best is Anna Nicole Smith's husband 312 00:16:23,020 --> 00:16:25,020 Whatever his name was 313 00:16:25,020 --> 00:16:27,020 I mean he was like 90 314 00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:29,020 And he had Anna Nicole Smith even if he couldn't 315 00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:31,020 Really do nothing 316 00:16:31,020 --> 00:16:33,020 Just look at those tits all day 317 00:16:33,020 --> 00:16:35,020 Come on man 318 00:16:35,020 --> 00:16:37,020 Look at that 319 00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:39,020 That's disturbing 320 00:16:39,020 --> 00:16:41,020 That looks terrible 321 00:16:41,020 --> 00:16:43,020 Look at her in her wedding dress beautiful 322 00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:45,020 Yeah but the reason we 323 00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:47,020 Cringe at this is because we're seeing 324 00:16:47,020 --> 00:16:49,020 That dude from our perspective 325 00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:51,020 He thinks he you know he still 326 00:16:51,020 --> 00:16:53,020 Sees that hot chick and he's like that's a hot chick 327 00:16:53,020 --> 00:16:55,020 The same way he felt when he was like 25 328 00:16:55,020 --> 00:16:57,020 But we're just like 329 00:16:57,020 --> 00:16:59,020 Oh my gosh why is it core 330 00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:01,020 Why is that lady necrophelian 331 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,020 He's like wait till you get old 332 00:17:03,020 --> 00:17:05,020 Okay whatever 333 00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:07,020 Crazy ass 334 00:17:07,020 --> 00:17:09,020 Oh my gosh I don't know dude 335 00:17:09,020 --> 00:17:11,020 What if you uh like she gets 336 00:17:11,020 --> 00:17:13,020 Old enough and like he starts off 337 00:17:13,020 --> 00:17:15,020 He's 75 right 338 00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:17,020 He marries a new wife that's young and then she like hits 339 00:17:17,020 --> 00:17:19,020 35 he's like ah 340 00:17:19,020 --> 00:17:21,020 Like a car 341 00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:23,020 He's 85 like that's time to 342 00:17:23,020 --> 00:17:25,020 Change out 343 00:17:25,020 --> 00:17:27,020 Somebody else who did it right 344 00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:29,020 Adele's ex husband 345 00:17:29,020 --> 00:17:31,020 They married no not 346 00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:33,020 Adele 347 00:17:33,020 --> 00:17:35,020 The singer not Odell Beckham 348 00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:37,020 Yep 349 00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:39,020 Yep exactly 350 00:17:39,020 --> 00:17:41,020 Odell Beckham Jr.'s 351 00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:43,020 Ex husband 352 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:45,020 Well yeah 353 00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:47,020 But Adele so her ex husband 354 00:17:47,020 --> 00:17:49,020 They got married I don't know if she was successful 355 00:17:49,020 --> 00:17:51,020 Yet but he's just 356 00:17:51,020 --> 00:17:53,020 The most average dude ever divorced her 357 00:17:53,020 --> 00:17:55,020 Secured the bag dude 358 00:17:55,020 --> 00:17:57,020 Look how much he got in his like 359 00:17:57,020 --> 00:17:59,020 Divorced settlement yeah that's him 360 00:17:59,020 --> 00:18:01,020 That's a smart looking dude 361 00:18:01,020 --> 00:18:03,020 I mean that's a couple right there I'm not mad about that couple 362 00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:05,020 Yeah well after now she's on Ozempic 363 00:18:05,020 --> 00:18:07,020 And fucking turned Jamaican or whatever 364 00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:09,020 Did you see that 365 00:18:09,020 --> 00:18:11,020 What did you say she turned to what 366 00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:13,020 She turned Jamaican 367 00:18:13,020 --> 00:18:15,020 Did you see that 368 00:18:15,020 --> 00:18:17,020 She lost her mind after this 369 00:18:17,020 --> 00:18:19,020 Fucking Matt 370 00:18:19,020 --> 00:18:21,020 Harris looking motherfucker 371 00:18:21,020 --> 00:18:23,020 Oh my god 372 00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:25,020 She just doesn't look good I'm not even a 373 00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:27,020 Cultural appropriation I don't believe in that shit my mom has 374 00:18:27,020 --> 00:18:29,020 Dreadlocks so but this is 375 00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:31,020 She just looks bad but this was 376 00:18:31,020 --> 00:18:33,020 This was like 2021 377 00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:35,020 Like this was far into like 378 00:18:35,020 --> 00:18:37,020 People getting canceled and shit and she was like 379 00:18:37,020 --> 00:18:39,020 You know what I can do it 380 00:18:39,020 --> 00:18:41,020 She got tasted that black dick and she 381 00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:43,020 Couldn't control it 382 00:18:43,020 --> 00:18:45,020 Dude that's insane 383 00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:47,020 That is insane look at that that's like some shit 384 00:18:47,020 --> 00:18:49,020 That was under the bed in Toy Story 385 00:18:49,020 --> 00:18:51,020 You know what I mean like that's crazy 386 00:18:51,020 --> 00:18:53,020 Like that doll and what's that thing 387 00:18:53,020 --> 00:18:55,020 Called Rogue Rantz yes 388 00:18:55,020 --> 00:18:57,020 Who was her Angela 389 00:18:57,020 --> 00:18:59,020 Angelica Angelica 390 00:18:59,020 --> 00:19:01,020 Angelica yeah 391 00:19:01,020 --> 00:19:03,020 Yeah we know what that is 392 00:19:03,020 --> 00:19:05,020 That's just the best who told her 393 00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:07,020 Who told her this would be 394 00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:09,020 I don't know they fucked her up 395 00:19:09,020 --> 00:19:11,020 On purple but what was her thought process did she 396 00:19:11,020 --> 00:19:13,020 Think she could get away with it 397 00:19:13,020 --> 00:19:15,020 I don't know this is crazy you have to at least 398 00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:17,020 Be kind of hot look at the dude 399 00:19:17,020 --> 00:19:19,020 In the back cheering 400 00:19:19,020 --> 00:19:21,020 Just clapping 401 00:19:21,020 --> 00:19:23,020 He's like I did that that dude is 402 00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:25,020 12 red stripes deep 403 00:19:25,020 --> 00:19:27,020 Go down go down one picture 404 00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:29,020 What right here yeah 405 00:19:29,020 --> 00:19:31,020 That's her too is that her yeah 406 00:19:31,020 --> 00:19:33,020 That's her she's skinny now 407 00:19:33,020 --> 00:19:35,020 Yeah but she's skinny in the other one that doesn't look like her 408 00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:37,020 Yeah I didn't know that was her that's her 409 00:19:37,020 --> 00:19:39,020 Dude she's had you probably got 410 00:19:39,020 --> 00:19:41,020 Work done I don't know I don't know her life 411 00:19:41,020 --> 00:19:43,020 Is it go up to the top right where she's your 412 00:19:43,020 --> 00:19:45,020 I think she looks better here go to the right 413 00:19:45,020 --> 00:19:47,020 Right here yep 414 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:49,020 Is that her skinny too yeah 415 00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:51,020 Yeah she's vogue you know they 416 00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:53,020 She looks good right there 417 00:19:53,020 --> 00:19:55,020 But I think she I don't know like when I see her 418 00:19:55,020 --> 00:19:57,020 Now I think she looks better or bigger 419 00:19:57,020 --> 00:19:59,020 I don't know 420 00:19:59,020 --> 00:20:01,020 No these 421 00:20:01,020 --> 00:20:03,020 I can't look at her the same 422 00:20:03,020 --> 00:20:05,020 After seeing that image on the right man 423 00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:07,020 That's fucking grotesque 424 00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:09,020 I hate that shit but look up how much 425 00:20:09,020 --> 00:20:11,020 Your ex husband got when they divorced 426 00:20:11,020 --> 00:20:13,020 This is a very rare win for 427 00:20:13,020 --> 00:20:15,020 The boys 428 00:20:15,020 --> 00:20:17,020 And he deserves a ticket childs do they have kids 429 00:20:17,020 --> 00:20:19,020 I don't dude I hope not 430 00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:21,020 Geez if that was your mom 431 00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:23,020 And that's just the image that's out there 432 00:20:23,020 --> 00:20:25,020 Forever 433 00:20:25,020 --> 00:20:27,020 Well my mom's not far off 434 00:20:27,020 --> 00:20:29,020 I can put one up here 435 00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:31,020 It's not too far off 436 00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:33,020 190 million 437 00:20:33,020 --> 00:20:35,020 Thank you Brandon 438 00:20:35,020 --> 00:20:37,020 We gotta win 439 00:20:37,020 --> 00:20:39,020 Absolutely 440 00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:41,020 No 140 441 00:20:41,020 --> 00:20:43,020 The majority of this settlement went to her ex husband 442 00:20:43,020 --> 00:20:45,020 Well I mean that's still a lot 443 00:20:45,020 --> 00:20:47,020 Oh god 444 00:20:47,020 --> 00:20:49,020 That's still a lot you'd set for life almost 445 00:20:49,020 --> 00:20:51,020 If you do it right 446 00:20:51,020 --> 00:20:53,020 Dude that's my 447 00:20:53,020 --> 00:20:55,020 Dream life right there 448 00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:57,020 Is just steal money that's better than the lottery 449 00:20:57,020 --> 00:20:59,020 You know it is cause you work for it 450 00:20:59,020 --> 00:21:01,020 Cause you get personal satisfaction 451 00:21:01,020 --> 00:21:03,020 As well you're like that fucking 452 00:21:03,020 --> 00:21:05,020 Dumb bitch and then the next year 453 00:21:05,020 --> 00:21:07,020 She's off looking like that and you're like 454 00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:09,020 Dodge the bullet 455 00:21:09,020 --> 00:21:11,020 Holy shit I got 456 00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:13,020 140 billion dollars and that bitch went crazy 457 00:21:13,020 --> 00:21:15,020 Holy shit 458 00:21:15,020 --> 00:21:17,020 See that picture right there I think she looks her best 459 00:21:17,020 --> 00:21:19,020 Let me click on it 460 00:21:19,020 --> 00:21:21,020 You know what I mean a little fool 461 00:21:21,020 --> 00:21:23,020 Not too skinny 462 00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:25,020 When you get on those imps you can't go 463 00:21:25,020 --> 00:21:27,020 Too skinny 464 00:21:27,020 --> 00:21:29,020 People fuck this up 465 00:21:29,020 --> 00:21:31,020 Yeah 466 00:21:31,020 --> 00:21:33,020 Nowadays especially cause people like meat 467 00:21:33,020 --> 00:21:35,020 Yeah 468 00:21:35,020 --> 00:21:37,020 Back in the day if you was talking about scarves 469 00:21:37,020 --> 00:21:39,020 Back in the 70s they had one little rail but now 470 00:21:39,020 --> 00:21:41,020 It wants some meat on you 471 00:21:41,020 --> 00:21:43,020 They somewhere 472 00:21:43,020 --> 00:21:45,020 I don't know I feel like Ozempic 473 00:21:45,020 --> 00:21:47,020 Is making some real unique body types 474 00:21:47,020 --> 00:21:49,020 Because I feel like they're still mostly 475 00:21:49,020 --> 00:21:51,020 Like their body fat percentage is 476 00:21:51,020 --> 00:21:53,020 Really high they just don't weigh as much 477 00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:55,020 I think 478 00:21:55,020 --> 00:21:57,020 They're all kind of skinny fat you know 479 00:21:57,020 --> 00:21:59,020 I think they're skinny fat because they have 480 00:21:59,020 --> 00:22:01,020 The extra skin 481 00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:03,020 I don't know if it's the fat because they do 482 00:22:03,020 --> 00:22:05,020 I've seen people like they do lose it all 483 00:22:05,020 --> 00:22:07,020 Like they don't have fat anymore but they still 484 00:22:07,020 --> 00:22:09,020 Got the skin 485 00:22:09,020 --> 00:22:11,020 Because of 486 00:22:11,020 --> 00:22:13,020 These people can probably afford some pretty decent surgery 487 00:22:13,020 --> 00:22:15,020 Now the thing is when you get the skin 488 00:22:15,020 --> 00:22:17,020 Taken off you want to make sure 489 00:22:17,020 --> 00:22:19,020 You want to make sure you're at where you want to be 490 00:22:19,020 --> 00:22:21,020 Because you don't want to get it taken off 491 00:22:21,020 --> 00:22:23,020 And then you gain you know what I mean 492 00:22:23,020 --> 00:22:25,020 Do you rip open if that happens 493 00:22:25,020 --> 00:22:27,020 I'm pretty sure it stretches just like it did before 494 00:22:27,020 --> 00:22:29,020 But probably worse because you're taking a lot of skin off 495 00:22:29,020 --> 00:22:31,020 Do you just keep growing skin 496 00:22:31,020 --> 00:22:33,020 I don't know 497 00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:35,020 I mean you got to right 498 00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:37,020 It's the largest cell organism 499 00:22:37,020 --> 00:22:39,020 That we have on our body 500 00:22:39,020 --> 00:22:41,020 We're one organism 501 00:22:41,020 --> 00:22:43,020 The cell is an organ 502 00:22:43,020 --> 00:22:45,020 The skin is an organ 503 00:22:45,020 --> 00:22:47,020 It's the largest organ 504 00:22:47,020 --> 00:22:49,020 108 505 00:22:49,020 --> 00:22:51,020 It's the largest organ 506 00:22:51,020 --> 00:22:53,020 Okay hold on let me show you 507 00:22:53,020 --> 00:22:55,020 Skin is 508 00:22:55,020 --> 00:22:57,020 Okay skin is the largest 509 00:22:57,020 --> 00:22:59,020 Yep 510 00:22:59,020 --> 00:23:01,020 Largest organ of our body 511 00:23:01,020 --> 00:23:03,020 Look at that I got it 512 00:23:03,020 --> 00:23:05,020 Yeah 513 00:23:05,020 --> 00:23:07,020 Congratulations 514 00:23:07,020 --> 00:23:09,020 This is what I'm talking about 515 00:23:09,020 --> 00:23:11,020 So it has to keep it keeps on growing 516 00:23:11,020 --> 00:23:13,020 If it needs to I have more skin now 517 00:23:13,020 --> 00:23:15,020 Than I had whenever I was 21 I'll tell you that 518 00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:17,020 But do you have more skin 519 00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:19,020 Or is it just stretched out more 520 00:23:19,020 --> 00:23:21,020 Or do you have more skin 521 00:23:21,020 --> 00:23:23,020 Do you have bigger biceps even though they're just 522 00:23:23,020 --> 00:23:25,020 You know tearing and then building up 523 00:23:25,020 --> 00:23:27,020 Yeah 524 00:23:27,020 --> 00:23:29,020 Yeah but I don't know 525 00:23:29,020 --> 00:23:31,020 Well you definitely have more skin than when you were like 5 526 00:23:31,020 --> 00:23:33,020 True 527 00:23:33,020 --> 00:23:35,020 You got more surface here 528 00:23:35,020 --> 00:23:37,020 See if the skin ever stops growing 529 00:23:37,020 --> 00:23:39,020 More bone too 530 00:23:39,020 --> 00:23:41,020 Are we like snakes and shit we just don't know 531 00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:43,020 We just flake skin all the time 532 00:23:43,020 --> 00:23:45,020 Yeah I know we do that 533 00:23:45,020 --> 00:23:47,020 I'm ashy as hell 534 00:23:47,020 --> 00:23:49,020 Oh wait that's the thing with like the mattress and the pillows right 535 00:23:49,020 --> 00:23:51,020 Or your skin gets caught up in them 536 00:23:51,020 --> 00:23:53,020 And it's super heavy 537 00:23:53,020 --> 00:23:55,020 Ain't that fucking gross dude 538 00:23:55,020 --> 00:23:57,020 It doesn't ever stop completely 539 00:23:57,020 --> 00:23:59,020 Keeps on growing 540 00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:01,020 Oh man 541 00:24:01,020 --> 00:24:03,020 But it's weird because older people look like they have more skin 542 00:24:03,020 --> 00:24:05,020 See look at that 543 00:24:05,020 --> 00:24:07,020 They're getting too much skin now 544 00:24:07,020 --> 00:24:09,020 Well it slows down because you're not 545 00:24:09,020 --> 00:24:11,020 Growing anymore 546 00:24:11,020 --> 00:24:13,020 It's gonna keep on growing faster when you're in your 547 00:24:13,020 --> 00:24:15,020 Places where you're growing 548 00:24:15,020 --> 00:24:17,020 Cause I think you guys still got time to grow 549 00:24:17,020 --> 00:24:19,020 It's like 25 550 00:24:19,020 --> 00:24:21,020 Or even 20 551 00:24:21,020 --> 00:24:23,020 It's a possibility 552 00:24:23,020 --> 00:24:25,020 If you get a terrible tumor 553 00:24:25,020 --> 00:24:27,020 You could be huge man 554 00:24:27,020 --> 00:24:29,020 Why have to have a tumor to get taller 555 00:24:29,020 --> 00:24:31,020 I don't know bro 556 00:24:31,020 --> 00:24:33,020 There was a girl 557 00:24:33,020 --> 00:24:35,020 That I may or may not 558 00:24:35,020 --> 00:24:37,020 Have known that had a tumor 559 00:24:37,020 --> 00:24:39,020 On some gland 560 00:24:39,020 --> 00:24:41,020 And she just started lactating 561 00:24:43,020 --> 00:24:45,020 Lactating? 562 00:24:45,020 --> 00:24:47,020 That's messed up 563 00:24:47,020 --> 00:24:49,020 So you would just be 564 00:24:49,020 --> 00:24:51,020 Was it like school or something 565 00:24:51,020 --> 00:24:53,020 We all were like you fucking whore you got pregnant 566 00:24:53,020 --> 00:24:55,020 Fucking weirdo 567 00:24:55,020 --> 00:24:57,020 Poor girl 568 00:24:57,020 --> 00:24:59,020 But dude imagine 569 00:24:59,020 --> 00:25:01,020 But if you're a girl and that happens to you 570 00:25:01,020 --> 00:25:03,020 When you're like 19 or 20 571 00:25:03,020 --> 00:25:05,020 That's a one way ticket to becoming 572 00:25:05,020 --> 00:25:07,020 An overnight millionaire 573 00:25:07,020 --> 00:25:09,020 On OnlyFans 574 00:25:09,020 --> 00:25:11,020 People are buying breast milk on threads 575 00:25:11,020 --> 00:25:13,020 I clicked on a thread about 576 00:25:13,020 --> 00:25:15,020 Tua getting a concussion 577 00:25:15,020 --> 00:25:17,020 For the 15th time 578 00:25:17,020 --> 00:25:19,020 This week 579 00:25:19,020 --> 00:25:21,020 Then there was one cause threads loves 580 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:23,020 To have horny shit on there 581 00:25:23,020 --> 00:25:25,020 And I scrolled down one and it was a girl 582 00:25:25,020 --> 00:25:27,020 Selling her breast milk for real 583 00:25:27,020 --> 00:25:29,020 Cause people are putting it in their 584 00:25:29,020 --> 00:25:31,020 Protein smoothies 585 00:25:31,020 --> 00:25:33,020 Dude this is the best time to be a pimp 586 00:25:33,020 --> 00:25:35,020 That is 587 00:25:35,020 --> 00:25:37,020 I mean if you're a pimp right now cause it's legal 588 00:25:37,020 --> 00:25:39,020 It's OnlyFans you're not sending them 589 00:25:39,020 --> 00:25:41,020 Out there to Joe's 590 00:25:41,020 --> 00:25:43,020 You get them and you fuck it 591 00:25:43,020 --> 00:25:45,020 You gotta have meat cows 592 00:25:45,020 --> 00:25:47,020 And dairy cows 593 00:25:47,020 --> 00:25:49,020 This is my dairy cow 594 00:25:49,020 --> 00:25:51,020 This is my milk whore 595 00:25:51,020 --> 00:25:53,020 So how much 596 00:25:53,020 --> 00:25:55,020 They selling this for 597 00:25:55,020 --> 00:25:57,020 I think it depends 598 00:25:57,020 --> 00:25:59,020 I think it depends on the person 599 00:25:59,020 --> 00:26:01,020 And I don't know what increments 600 00:26:01,020 --> 00:26:03,020 Like they're probably not selling a gallon 601 00:26:03,020 --> 00:26:05,020 Of it 602 00:26:05,020 --> 00:26:07,020 I don't think you get that much 603 00:26:07,020 --> 00:26:09,020 I think you can probably buy like 604 00:26:09,020 --> 00:26:11,020 Maybe like 8 fluid ounces 605 00:26:11,020 --> 00:26:13,020 Yeah 606 00:26:13,020 --> 00:26:15,020 That'll probably run you 607 00:26:15,020 --> 00:26:17,020 50 608 00:26:17,020 --> 00:26:19,020 Probably more cause you gotta 609 00:26:19,020 --> 00:26:21,020 Don't you have to put dry ice or something 610 00:26:21,020 --> 00:26:23,020 That's probably 150 if we're being honest 611 00:26:23,020 --> 00:26:25,020 I think you put it in dry ice 612 00:26:25,020 --> 00:26:27,020 Yeah bro if you're gonna ship it 613 00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:29,020 You can refrigerate it 614 00:26:29,020 --> 00:26:31,020 But the human body 615 00:26:31,020 --> 00:26:33,020 It's at like 98 degrees 616 00:26:33,020 --> 00:26:35,020 But like whenever 617 00:26:35,020 --> 00:26:37,020 Women pump they put it in the freezer 618 00:26:37,020 --> 00:26:39,020 That's just babies 619 00:26:39,020 --> 00:26:41,020 Babies are pussies 620 00:26:41,020 --> 00:26:43,020 Oh okay 621 00:26:43,020 --> 00:26:45,020 You don't want to drink a warm milk 622 00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:47,020 Warm milk? Hey man 623 00:26:47,020 --> 00:26:49,020 Should we buy a bottle of breast milk for the podcast? 624 00:26:51,020 --> 00:26:53,020 Too much can go wrong there 625 00:26:53,020 --> 00:26:55,020 Can it carry diseases? 626 00:26:55,020 --> 00:26:57,020 It's not gonna carry diseases if it's sold professionally 627 00:26:57,020 --> 00:26:59,020 Let's see 628 00:26:59,020 --> 00:27:01,020 You might be 6'8 629 00:27:01,020 --> 00:27:03,020 After this if you drink the breast milk 630 00:27:03,020 --> 00:27:05,020 And plus I just 631 00:27:05,020 --> 00:27:07,020 I've never tried breast milk 632 00:27:07,020 --> 00:27:09,020 Do you think it tastes like regular milk at all? 633 00:27:09,020 --> 00:27:11,020 Probably 634 00:27:11,020 --> 00:27:13,020 I was actually just watching Greg Fitzsimmons 635 00:27:13,020 --> 00:27:15,020 On Your Moms House 636 00:27:15,020 --> 00:27:17,020 He was talking about his wife was lactating 637 00:27:17,020 --> 00:27:19,020 It was hurting so 638 00:27:19,020 --> 00:27:21,020 She left her pump at home he had to suck it out 639 00:27:21,020 --> 00:27:23,020 He was like downed 640 00:27:23,020 --> 00:27:25,020 Like a couple ounces of it 641 00:27:25,020 --> 00:27:27,020 So they could bang 642 00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:29,020 That's loud 643 00:27:29,020 --> 00:27:31,020 It was like a bang night 644 00:27:31,020 --> 00:27:33,020 They got kids they're older 645 00:27:33,020 --> 00:27:35,020 He went to the hotel she left her pump 646 00:27:35,020 --> 00:27:37,020 And he was like no I'll just suck it out 647 00:27:37,020 --> 00:27:39,020 So he sucked it out 648 00:27:39,020 --> 00:27:41,020 They end up banging and then go back home 649 00:27:41,020 --> 00:27:43,020 And then he's like he's shit for 650 00:27:43,020 --> 00:27:45,020 3 days straight 651 00:27:45,020 --> 00:27:47,020 Oh wow 652 00:27:47,020 --> 00:27:49,020 Horrible diarrhea 653 00:27:49,020 --> 00:27:51,020 And he said it was sweet warm and sweet 654 00:27:51,020 --> 00:27:53,020 Wasn't bad 655 00:27:53,020 --> 00:27:55,020 Sweet? I didn't think it would be sweet 656 00:27:55,020 --> 00:27:57,020 But then again what do I know? 657 00:27:57,020 --> 00:27:59,020 You think you regret that? 658 00:27:59,020 --> 00:28:01,020 They said it's sweet though 659 00:28:01,020 --> 00:28:03,020 Probably not 660 00:28:03,020 --> 00:28:05,020 If it's sexual you definitely regret it 661 00:28:05,020 --> 00:28:07,020 They're older 662 00:28:07,020 --> 00:28:09,020 It's not like they 663 00:28:09,020 --> 00:28:11,020 Make time to have sex 664 00:28:11,020 --> 00:28:13,020 Wait so this is a young guy and an old lady? 665 00:28:13,020 --> 00:28:15,020 No they're married Greg Fitzsimmons 666 00:28:15,020 --> 00:28:17,020 Is a comedian he's like let's say 667 00:28:17,020 --> 00:28:19,020 55 or something like that 668 00:28:19,020 --> 00:28:21,020 He's been married for like 20 years 669 00:28:21,020 --> 00:28:23,020 Let's say 670 00:28:23,020 --> 00:28:25,020 They make a thing like we're going to go 671 00:28:25,020 --> 00:28:27,020 Out to eat and then get a hotel room 672 00:28:27,020 --> 00:28:29,020 We don't have the kids fucking with us 673 00:28:29,020 --> 00:28:31,020 Pipe shit 674 00:28:31,020 --> 00:28:33,020 If they went back home it ruins the whole night 675 00:28:33,020 --> 00:28:35,020 So he just had to man up 676 00:28:35,020 --> 00:28:37,020 I respect him for it 677 00:28:37,020 --> 00:28:39,020 I did too 678 00:28:39,020 --> 00:28:41,020 You got to do what you got to do 679 00:28:41,020 --> 00:28:43,020 We would all do the same thing 680 00:28:43,020 --> 00:28:45,020 Exactly we had to 681 00:28:45,020 --> 00:28:47,020 Support of people 682 00:28:47,020 --> 00:28:49,020 And he couldn't spit it out 683 00:28:49,020 --> 00:28:51,020 Because she said 684 00:28:51,020 --> 00:28:53,020 Her job was 685 00:28:53,020 --> 00:28:55,020 Whatever they're called 686 00:28:55,020 --> 00:28:57,020 The nurses who help them get on 687 00:28:57,020 --> 00:28:59,020 So that's her job 688 00:28:59,020 --> 00:29:01,020 She's like you can't spit it out 689 00:29:01,020 --> 00:29:03,020 So he had to swallow it 690 00:29:03,020 --> 00:29:05,020 I guess it won't come out right 691 00:29:05,020 --> 00:29:07,020 I'm not a wet nurse 692 00:29:07,020 --> 00:29:09,020 I was just repeating what he said 693 00:29:09,020 --> 00:29:11,020 I think I would do it too 694 00:29:11,020 --> 00:29:13,020 What about you Brandon? 695 00:29:13,020 --> 00:29:15,020 Not in a sexual context 696 00:29:15,020 --> 00:29:17,020 I would just want to do it for science 697 00:29:17,020 --> 00:29:19,020 Or if I was thirsty 698 00:29:19,020 --> 00:29:21,020 So you just want to suck on the titty 699 00:29:21,020 --> 00:29:23,020 If it's there, if you're sucking on titties 700 00:29:23,020 --> 00:29:25,020 Titty doesn't even have to be involved 701 00:29:25,020 --> 00:29:27,020 You can give me a bottle 702 00:29:27,020 --> 00:29:29,020 She's going to like that 703 00:29:29,020 --> 00:29:31,020 And there you go 704 00:29:31,020 --> 00:29:33,020 But what if you don't like it? 705 00:29:33,020 --> 00:29:35,020 There's always that 706 00:29:35,020 --> 00:29:37,020 Fluids can go either way 707 00:29:37,020 --> 00:29:39,020 It depends on how you feel 708 00:29:39,020 --> 00:29:41,020 And what if you get a bad batch? 709 00:29:41,020 --> 00:29:43,020 What if you get a sour one? 710 00:29:43,020 --> 00:29:45,020 Depends on what they ate right? 711 00:29:45,020 --> 00:29:47,020 I was listening to this podcast 712 00:29:47,020 --> 00:29:49,020 And this dude was talking about 713 00:29:49,020 --> 00:29:51,020 The benefits of drinking your own piss 714 00:29:51,020 --> 00:29:53,020 And he was like 715 00:29:53,020 --> 00:29:55,020 You got to piss first 716 00:29:55,020 --> 00:29:57,020 And let some of it go out 717 00:29:57,020 --> 00:29:59,020 That initial stream 718 00:29:59,020 --> 00:30:01,020 Let that go out 719 00:30:01,020 --> 00:30:03,020 You got to get the piss in the middle 720 00:30:03,020 --> 00:30:05,020 And then at the end 721 00:30:05,020 --> 00:30:07,020 That's also no good 722 00:30:07,020 --> 00:30:09,020 It's just the piss in the middle 723 00:30:09,020 --> 00:30:11,020 We should try our own piss 724 00:30:11,020 --> 00:30:13,020 Just our own piss 725 00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:15,020 You rub it on your face 726 00:30:15,020 --> 00:30:17,020 And drink it 727 00:30:17,020 --> 00:30:19,020 It has healing qualities Brandon 728 00:30:19,020 --> 00:30:21,020 I don't even like to look at my pee man 729 00:30:21,020 --> 00:30:23,020 I'm good 730 00:30:23,020 --> 00:30:25,020 Because it's like, it's pee man 731 00:30:25,020 --> 00:30:27,020 Let's get that out the way 732 00:30:27,020 --> 00:30:29,020 You don't like pee? 733 00:30:29,020 --> 00:30:31,020 So you don't think it feels good when you really have to piss on your face? 734 00:30:31,020 --> 00:30:33,020 Oh when I'm doing it yes 735 00:30:33,020 --> 00:30:35,020 You don't stare at it like 736 00:30:35,020 --> 00:30:37,020 Get out of here you dirty little shit 737 00:30:37,020 --> 00:30:39,020 It's almost sexual 738 00:30:39,020 --> 00:30:41,020 When you have to pee really bad it's not almost sexual for you guys? 739 00:30:41,020 --> 00:30:43,020 I mean while it's happening 740 00:30:43,020 --> 00:30:45,020 I look around and stuff 741 00:30:45,020 --> 00:30:47,020 And be like this is great 742 00:30:47,020 --> 00:30:49,020 But I'm not going to stare and linger too long 743 00:30:49,020 --> 00:30:51,020 I start licking my lips and everything 744 00:30:51,020 --> 00:30:53,020 I hate when I'm doing that good piss 745 00:30:53,020 --> 00:30:55,020 And then a lot of times when you're drinking 746 00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:57,020 And then 747 00:30:57,020 --> 00:30:59,020 If somebody comes in the urinal next to you 748 00:30:59,020 --> 00:31:01,020 And like ruins it 749 00:31:01,020 --> 00:31:03,020 Let me have my moment 750 00:31:03,020 --> 00:31:05,020 I agree, that's bad bathroom etiquette 751 00:31:05,020 --> 00:31:07,020 I'll have that problem 752 00:31:07,020 --> 00:31:09,020 What about when you go stand next to somebody? 753 00:31:09,020 --> 00:31:11,020 No he goes in the stall 754 00:31:11,020 --> 00:31:13,020 That way you're in your personal 755 00:31:13,020 --> 00:31:15,020 Pleasure chamber 756 00:31:15,020 --> 00:31:17,020 Oh we haven't had an update 757 00:31:17,020 --> 00:31:19,020 Have you graduated to a urinal at all? 758 00:31:19,020 --> 00:31:21,020 No, no I'm still in the stall 759 00:31:21,020 --> 00:31:23,020 It's a work in progress dude 760 00:31:23,020 --> 00:31:25,020 I'm still in the stall but I mean we doing it normal 761 00:31:25,020 --> 00:31:27,020 It's like a urinal but I'm in the stall 762 00:31:27,020 --> 00:31:29,020 So you're keeping the pants up? 763 00:31:29,020 --> 00:31:31,020 Yeah 764 00:31:31,020 --> 00:31:33,020 Every other day 765 00:31:33,020 --> 00:31:35,020 Oh so you switch off 766 00:31:35,020 --> 00:31:37,020 You don't want to go cold turkey 767 00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:39,020 Sounds like you're straddling the fence on this 768 00:31:39,020 --> 00:31:41,020 You need to go full urinal 769 00:31:41,020 --> 00:31:43,020 Does it feel better up or down? 770 00:31:43,020 --> 00:31:45,020 That's a tough choice 771 00:31:45,020 --> 00:31:47,020 I'll be honest with you I haven't pissed with my pants all the way down since I was a child 772 00:31:47,020 --> 00:31:49,020 Really? 773 00:31:49,020 --> 00:31:51,020 I don't know if it feels good 774 00:31:51,020 --> 00:31:53,020 I mean I guess there's a breeze 775 00:31:53,020 --> 00:31:55,020 If you stand it's just normal 776 00:31:55,020 --> 00:31:57,020 You're just like okay 777 00:31:57,020 --> 00:31:59,020 Then you pull it up real fast 778 00:31:59,020 --> 00:32:01,020 But if it's up there 779 00:32:01,020 --> 00:32:03,020 Wait don't you pee outside? 780 00:32:03,020 --> 00:32:05,020 No, I mean ten years ago I was a kid 781 00:32:05,020 --> 00:32:07,020 You never pissed outside? 782 00:32:07,020 --> 00:32:09,020 No I mean I would as a kid 783 00:32:09,020 --> 00:32:11,020 Sometimes we were all like on the road 784 00:32:11,020 --> 00:32:13,020 No like as a grown adult man 785 00:32:13,020 --> 00:32:15,020 I don't pee outside 786 00:32:15,020 --> 00:32:17,020 I don't pee so much 787 00:32:17,020 --> 00:32:19,020 In your backyard? 788 00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:21,020 Anywhere, if you got to pee and you're outside 789 00:32:21,020 --> 00:32:23,020 People are all around my backyard 790 00:32:23,020 --> 00:32:25,020 I probably shouldn't say this 791 00:32:25,020 --> 00:32:27,020 I drive around for my job 792 00:32:27,020 --> 00:32:29,020 And I have to check these stations 793 00:32:29,020 --> 00:32:31,020 Sometimes they're out in the country 794 00:32:31,020 --> 00:32:33,020 But sometimes they're right behind somebody's houses 795 00:32:33,020 --> 00:32:35,020 And you know when you have to piss like that 796 00:32:35,020 --> 00:32:37,020 There's nothing else around 797 00:32:37,020 --> 00:32:39,020 I'm acting like I'm doing something but pissing at the same time 798 00:32:39,020 --> 00:32:41,020 Yeah 799 00:32:41,020 --> 00:32:43,020 So you're acting like you're working 800 00:32:43,020 --> 00:32:45,020 You're acting like you're working 801 00:32:45,020 --> 00:32:47,020 So I usually have these big ass 802 00:32:47,020 --> 00:32:49,020 Like electrical things 803 00:32:49,020 --> 00:32:51,020 And I'll act like I'm fucking with something on there 804 00:32:51,020 --> 00:32:53,020 And then piss 805 00:32:53,020 --> 00:32:55,020 If this house is next 806 00:32:55,020 --> 00:32:57,020 Because I don't want somebody's kid to come out 807 00:32:57,020 --> 00:32:59,020 Then now it's a problem 808 00:32:59,020 --> 00:33:01,020 It's already a problem 809 00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:03,020 That is a problem 810 00:33:03,020 --> 00:33:05,020 I was thinking maybe 811 00:33:05,020 --> 00:33:07,020 This was a station out in a wooded area 812 00:33:07,020 --> 00:33:09,020 This is a neighborhood 813 00:33:09,020 --> 00:33:11,020 This is somebody's 814 00:33:11,020 --> 00:33:13,020 neighborhood 815 00:33:13,020 --> 00:33:15,020 The whole point of this is like this is where all 816 00:33:15,020 --> 00:33:17,020 The sewage comes to 817 00:33:17,020 --> 00:33:19,020 So I have to go there and just make sure it's working 818 00:33:19,020 --> 00:33:21,020 And sometimes 819 00:33:21,020 --> 00:33:23,020 Sometimes it's next to a house you can't control when you have to piss 820 00:33:23,020 --> 00:33:25,020 I've been on the road all day 821 00:33:25,020 --> 00:33:27,020 But at the same time 822 00:33:27,020 --> 00:33:29,020 You can't piss in a suburban 823 00:33:29,020 --> 00:33:31,020 Like cul-de-sac 824 00:33:31,020 --> 00:33:33,020 It's woods behind it 825 00:33:33,020 --> 00:33:35,020 But you're pissing on the side of the house 826 00:33:35,020 --> 00:33:37,020 Next to the meter 827 00:33:37,020 --> 00:33:39,020 They just know to piss 828 00:33:39,020 --> 00:33:41,020 So you know there's nobody back there so all you gotta do is keep your eyes 829 00:33:41,020 --> 00:33:43,020 On the house over here 830 00:33:43,020 --> 00:33:45,020 So you just have to watch out 831 00:33:45,020 --> 00:33:47,020 You have to find like a peninsula 832 00:33:47,020 --> 00:33:49,020 On three sides it has to be covered 833 00:33:49,020 --> 00:33:51,020 Keep your eye on the open side 834 00:33:51,020 --> 00:33:53,020 It's like a veteran PTSD 835 00:33:53,020 --> 00:33:55,020 You have to sit in the corner 836 00:33:55,020 --> 00:33:57,020 At all times 837 00:33:57,020 --> 00:33:59,020 You have to have your eyes on all the entrances and the exits 838 00:33:59,020 --> 00:34:01,020 That's true 839 00:34:03,020 --> 00:34:05,020 You ever killed someone? 840 00:34:05,020 --> 00:34:07,020 Not yet 841 00:34:07,020 --> 00:34:09,020 I like how you haven't completely written it off 842 00:34:09,020 --> 00:34:11,020 Yeah 843 00:34:11,020 --> 00:34:13,020 Brandon I think when you snap it's gonna be 844 00:34:13,020 --> 00:34:15,020 Something of epic proportions 845 00:34:15,020 --> 00:34:17,020 Cause you never really get mad 846 00:34:17,020 --> 00:34:19,020 So whenever you snap 847 00:34:19,020 --> 00:34:21,020 You just let go 848 00:34:21,020 --> 00:34:23,020 Brandon's gonna get several or get one 849 00:34:23,020 --> 00:34:25,020 In a brutal fashion 850 00:34:25,020 --> 00:34:27,020 He's gonna beat somebody to death 851 00:34:27,020 --> 00:34:29,020 With his hands 852 00:34:29,020 --> 00:34:31,020 And there's gonna be a rock and some kind of blunt force object 853 00:34:31,020 --> 00:34:33,020 Or he's just gonna 854 00:34:33,020 --> 00:34:35,020 Drive into some group 855 00:34:35,020 --> 00:34:37,020 Driving to a group with my car? 856 00:34:37,020 --> 00:34:39,020 Yeah 857 00:34:39,020 --> 00:34:41,020 Some group that has wronged you 858 00:34:41,020 --> 00:34:43,020 He's just gonna be driving downtown 859 00:34:43,020 --> 00:34:45,020 He's gonna see the GOP party 860 00:34:45,020 --> 00:34:47,020 In the red church and be like I don't even fucking know 861 00:34:47,020 --> 00:34:49,020 What the fuck is a gop 862 00:34:49,020 --> 00:34:51,020 And then just mow down 863 00:34:51,020 --> 00:34:53,020 25 people 864 00:34:53,020 --> 00:34:55,020 What you hit the sidewalk 865 00:34:55,020 --> 00:34:57,020 I didn't touch no people 866 00:34:57,020 --> 00:34:59,020 That sounded weird 867 00:34:59,020 --> 00:35:01,020 Brandon you would get away with murder 868 00:35:01,020 --> 00:35:03,020 Legally you would get away 869 00:35:03,020 --> 00:35:05,020 Okay you guys think so 870 00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:07,020 I don't think so now 871 00:35:07,020 --> 00:35:09,020 You can walk out there and kill somebody right now 872 00:35:09,020 --> 00:35:11,020 You wouldn't do a day in jail 873 00:35:11,020 --> 00:35:13,020 Their mom wouldn't even be mad at you dude 874 00:35:13,020 --> 00:35:15,020 We understand 875 00:35:15,020 --> 00:35:17,020 Maybe he should be put in an institution 876 00:35:17,020 --> 00:35:19,020 But not that kind 877 00:35:19,020 --> 00:35:21,020 Man nobody gonna put me in no institution 878 00:35:21,020 --> 00:35:23,020 You going to jail fuck that 879 00:35:23,020 --> 00:35:25,020 They're like you going to jail 880 00:35:25,020 --> 00:35:27,020 They make a fake jail for Brandon 881 00:35:27,020 --> 00:35:29,020 So he thinks he's going to jail 882 00:35:29,020 --> 00:35:31,020 And they bring him in there but it's like us 883 00:35:31,020 --> 00:35:33,020 But 884 00:35:33,020 --> 00:35:35,020 At the end of the day 885 00:35:35,020 --> 00:35:37,020 Brandon's like alright man 886 00:35:37,020 --> 00:35:39,020 I'm going to my cell 887 00:35:39,020 --> 00:35:41,020 We're going to ours and we go home 888 00:35:41,020 --> 00:35:43,020 Just live a life 889 00:35:43,020 --> 00:35:45,020 He's trying to do the mirror thing and talk to us 890 00:35:45,020 --> 00:35:47,020 Like a Truman Show prison 891 00:35:47,020 --> 00:35:49,020 How crazy would that be 892 00:35:49,020 --> 00:35:51,020 They need to remake the Truman Show 893 00:35:51,020 --> 00:35:53,020 And like really not tell the person 894 00:35:53,020 --> 00:35:55,020 Oh do it for real 895 00:35:55,020 --> 00:35:57,020 You can't do that 896 00:35:57,020 --> 00:35:59,020 Like from birth? 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No I'm saying 918 00:36:41,020 --> 00:36:43,020 I'm saying in this situation 919 00:36:43,020 --> 00:36:45,020 You can't make them too hot because then 920 00:36:45,020 --> 00:36:47,020 You know if the dude just looked normal 921 00:36:47,020 --> 00:36:49,020 You can be like wait a minute 922 00:36:49,020 --> 00:36:51,020 Because dudes are dumb but they're not that dumb 923 00:36:51,020 --> 00:36:53,020 But you got all different 924 00:36:53,020 --> 00:36:55,020 You got a different array of OnlyFans models 925 00:36:55,020 --> 00:36:57,020 Next door, you got the hefty ones 926 00:36:57,020 --> 00:36:59,020 You got the hot ones 927 00:36:59,020 --> 00:37:01,020 Or whoever 928 00:37:01,020 --> 00:37:03,020 See I'm not into the ones that look fake hot 929 00:37:03,020 --> 00:37:05,020 You know what I mean? 930 00:37:05,020 --> 00:37:07,020 That's why you gotta get believable 931 00:37:07,020 --> 00:37:09,020 Women. Girl next door 932 00:37:09,020 --> 00:37:11,020 That's the whole thing 933 00:37:11,020 --> 00:37:13,020 Dude I know some 934 00:37:13,020 --> 00:37:15,020 OnlyFans models who are busted they just have like 935 00:37:15,020 --> 00:37:17,020 Big tits. You know what I mean? 936 00:37:17,020 --> 00:37:19,020 Sarah J's of OnlyFans 937 00:37:19,020 --> 00:37:21,020 Don't you dare talk about Sarah J on this podcast 938 00:37:21,020 --> 00:37:23,020 You know her face dude 939 00:37:23,020 --> 00:37:25,020 Sarah J 940 00:37:25,020 --> 00:37:27,020 Sarah J, Lisa Ann 941 00:37:27,020 --> 00:37:29,020 Lisa who this is right here real quick 942 00:37:29,020 --> 00:37:31,020 Sarah J look at Sarah J 943 00:37:31,020 --> 00:37:33,020 She's a god damn goddess 944 00:37:33,020 --> 00:37:35,020 Sarah J 945 00:37:35,020 --> 00:37:37,020 He's getting mad about this spelling 946 00:37:37,020 --> 00:37:39,020 Sarah J 947 00:37:39,020 --> 00:37:41,020 It's without a H 948 00:37:41,020 --> 00:37:43,020 Okay 949 00:37:45,020 --> 00:37:47,020 OnlyFans. It's not her 950 00:37:47,020 --> 00:37:49,020 Let's just say OF 951 00:37:49,020 --> 00:37:51,020 There we go. He's trying to act like he doesn't know 952 00:37:51,020 --> 00:37:53,020 So look at this 953 00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:55,020 See I've never seen this 954 00:37:55,020 --> 00:37:57,020 Brandon. I've never seen this 955 00:37:57,020 --> 00:37:59,020 Do you see the vision? 956 00:37:59,020 --> 00:38:01,020 Yeah I can see, I can definitely see this vision right now 957 00:38:01,020 --> 00:38:03,020 Exactly Brandon 958 00:38:03,020 --> 00:38:05,020 Godduss 959 00:38:05,020 --> 00:38:07,020 She has the haircut of that guy from the Bench Warmers 960 00:38:07,020 --> 00:38:09,020 He wouldn't even know this 961 00:38:09,020 --> 00:38:11,020 It's cause she has dreads in that one 962 00:38:11,020 --> 00:38:13,020 She called Dom the N word 963 00:38:13,020 --> 00:38:15,020 I don't like the dreads or the curly hair 964 00:38:15,020 --> 00:38:17,020 Go down to the black 965 00:38:17,020 --> 00:38:19,020 That's terrible, that's a bad picture 966 00:38:19,020 --> 00:38:21,020 That was my gym teacher in elementary school 967 00:38:21,020 --> 00:38:23,020 Nah come on 968 00:38:23,020 --> 00:38:25,020 No man 969 00:38:25,020 --> 00:38:27,020 I saw her one time 970 00:38:27,020 --> 00:38:29,020 This is 100% true 971 00:38:29,020 --> 00:38:31,020 I've seen her at every fucking cafeteria I've ever been to 972 00:38:31,020 --> 00:38:33,020 So I was on a plane 973 00:38:33,020 --> 00:38:35,020 I know the layovers in Detroit 974 00:38:35,020 --> 00:38:37,020 And I'm just sitting there 975 00:38:37,020 --> 00:38:39,020 And a woman comes sit down 976 00:38:39,020 --> 00:38:41,020 She was with a hefty friend 977 00:38:41,020 --> 00:38:43,020 And her friend was really big 978 00:38:43,020 --> 00:38:45,020 So you don't really think 979 00:38:45,020 --> 00:38:47,020 And I didn't see her face, she just came and sat down 980 00:38:47,020 --> 00:38:49,020 So I go to a picture of her back 981 00:38:49,020 --> 00:38:51,020 That guy with that little 982 00:38:51,020 --> 00:38:53,020 And then 983 00:38:53,020 --> 00:38:55,020 So she has a tattoo on her back 984 00:38:55,020 --> 00:38:57,020 And I'm just like looking 985 00:38:57,020 --> 00:38:59,020 I'm like catacorner right 986 00:38:59,020 --> 00:39:01,020 Yeah that 987 00:39:01,020 --> 00:39:03,020 So I'm looking 988 00:39:03,020 --> 00:39:05,020 And Alex you're going to have to bleep out all the rest of these pictures 989 00:39:05,020 --> 00:39:07,020 But 990 00:39:07,020 --> 00:39:09,020 I didn't even notice 991 00:39:09,020 --> 00:39:11,020 I was like what the fuck is that 992 00:39:11,020 --> 00:39:13,020 So I'm sitting there on the plane 993 00:39:13,020 --> 00:39:15,020 And I'm like damn that tattoo looks familiar 994 00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:17,020 So I'm like damn that tattoo looks familiar 995 00:39:17,020 --> 00:39:19,020 She gets up and goes to the bathroom 996 00:39:19,020 --> 00:39:21,020 And I'm like oh my god 997 00:39:21,020 --> 00:39:23,020 I was like do I go back there 998 00:39:23,020 --> 00:39:25,020 And say like wait for her to come out the bathroom 999 00:39:25,020 --> 00:39:27,020 Like I love your work 1000 00:39:27,020 --> 00:39:29,020 Big fan of your work 1001 00:39:29,020 --> 00:39:31,020 I didn't 1002 00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:33,020 She just looks regular and public 1003 00:39:33,020 --> 00:39:35,020 That might be the worst tattoo I've ever seen 1004 00:39:35,020 --> 00:39:37,020 Dude that's fire 1005 00:39:37,020 --> 00:39:39,020 What the fuck 1006 00:39:39,020 --> 00:39:41,020 She has a tattoo of somebody 69 1007 00:39:41,020 --> 00:39:43,020 In the middle 1008 00:39:43,020 --> 00:39:45,020 A drop of water 1009 00:39:45,020 --> 00:39:47,020 Some kind of kanji 1010 00:39:47,020 --> 00:39:49,020 The monster energy 1011 00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:51,020 Logo on the back of her neck 1012 00:39:51,020 --> 00:39:53,020 And then 1013 00:39:53,020 --> 00:39:55,020 Like a backwards nine 1014 00:39:55,020 --> 00:39:57,020 What is that 1015 00:39:57,020 --> 00:39:59,020 Is that black and white sperm colliding together 1016 00:39:59,020 --> 00:40:01,020 To make one 1017 00:40:01,020 --> 00:40:03,020 If you have black sperm you need to seek medical attention 1018 00:40:03,020 --> 00:40:05,020 ASAP 1019 00:40:05,020 --> 00:40:07,020 Now tell me 1020 00:40:07,020 --> 00:40:09,020 If this is wrong cause I said this and my friends made fun of me 1021 00:40:09,020 --> 00:40:11,020 Have you ever seen condensed milk 1022 00:40:11,020 --> 00:40:13,020 Yes I think I have seen it 1023 00:40:13,020 --> 00:40:15,020 Does it look like semen 1024 00:40:15,020 --> 00:40:17,020 Yes I believe 1025 00:40:17,020 --> 00:40:19,020 Let me search it up just to clarify 1026 00:40:19,020 --> 00:40:21,020 Please don't look up pictures of semen 1027 00:40:21,020 --> 00:40:23,020 No no semen we know what that looks like 1028 00:40:23,020 --> 00:40:25,020 But I'm talking about condensed milk let's see 1029 00:40:25,020 --> 00:40:27,020 Maybe not that 1030 00:40:27,020 --> 00:40:29,020 Right there 1031 00:40:29,020 --> 00:40:31,020 Ok yeah I see that 1032 00:40:31,020 --> 00:40:33,020 In that photo it does but the more yellow 1033 00:40:33,020 --> 00:40:35,020 Ones if your shit looks like that bro 1034 00:40:35,020 --> 00:40:37,020 You're probably 70 years old 1035 00:40:37,020 --> 00:40:39,020 That's Pillsbury 1036 00:40:39,020 --> 00:40:41,020 Come right there 1037 00:40:41,020 --> 00:40:43,020 Ok 1038 00:40:43,020 --> 00:40:45,020 That 1039 00:40:45,020 --> 00:40:47,020 Specifically the one inside of the spoon 1040 00:40:47,020 --> 00:40:49,020 Yeah click on that one 1041 00:40:49,020 --> 00:40:51,020 That's semen 1042 00:40:51,020 --> 00:40:53,020 Brandon you know you have a mouse over there 1043 00:40:53,020 --> 00:40:55,020 But that's vegan condensed milk that he was on 1044 00:40:55,020 --> 00:40:57,020 No not that dude 1045 00:40:57,020 --> 00:40:59,020 That was vegan 1046 00:40:59,020 --> 00:41:01,020 Let me get back to it 1047 00:41:01,020 --> 00:41:03,020 See what I was saying is spilt on the side so it looked like it 1048 00:41:03,020 --> 00:41:05,020 So I didn't I'm not talking about the yellow 1049 00:41:05,020 --> 00:41:07,020 But the rest everything else 1050 00:41:07,020 --> 00:41:09,020 Yeah 1051 00:41:09,020 --> 00:41:11,020 Now we know if we ever have a skit 1052 00:41:11,020 --> 00:41:13,020 We gotta get vegan condensed milk 1053 00:41:13,020 --> 00:41:15,020 Crazy skit 1054 00:41:15,020 --> 00:41:17,020 Hell yeah 1055 00:41:17,020 --> 00:41:19,020 Brandon I hope you like whatever this is 1056 00:41:19,020 --> 00:41:21,020 It's sweet 1057 00:41:21,020 --> 00:41:23,020 I know but what's going on that we would need fake 1058 00:41:23,020 --> 00:41:25,020 Dude you never know 1059 00:41:25,020 --> 00:41:27,020 We don't know 1060 00:41:27,020 --> 00:41:29,020 If I get an artistic vision 1061 00:41:29,020 --> 00:41:31,020 You might have to cover your face in this 1062 00:41:31,020 --> 00:41:33,020 You just look 1063 00:41:33,020 --> 00:41:35,020 I'm saying might 1064 00:41:35,020 --> 00:41:37,020 Whenever you're the actor and somebody like 1065 00:41:37,020 --> 00:41:39,020 Ok this is going to be JJ's vision 1066 00:41:39,020 --> 00:41:41,020 We just have to do whatever he says 1067 00:41:41,020 --> 00:41:43,020 For all the great producers in Hollywood 1068 00:41:43,020 --> 00:41:45,020 Harvey Weinstein 1069 00:41:45,020 --> 00:41:47,020 I'm getting a leather black 1070 00:41:47,020 --> 00:41:49,020 Couch too 1071 00:41:49,020 --> 00:41:51,020 See look this is how it's starting man 1072 00:41:51,020 --> 00:41:53,020 Because we got the fake cum 1073 00:41:53,020 --> 00:41:55,020 Now we got the leather couch just over here 1074 00:41:55,020 --> 00:41:57,020 We like the fake 1075 00:41:57,020 --> 00:41:59,020 And then you got Harvey Weinstein 1076 00:41:59,020 --> 00:42:01,020 This is 1077 00:42:01,020 --> 00:42:03,020 I'm not going to do the sex stuff that he did 1078 00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:05,020 We're just going to lather your face up 1079 00:42:05,020 --> 00:42:07,020 With this vegan condensed milk 1080 00:42:07,020 --> 00:42:09,020 And put you on camera and post it on the internet 1081 00:42:09,020 --> 00:42:11,020 Publicly for people to see 1082 00:42:11,020 --> 00:42:13,020 Future employers, family, friends 1083 00:42:13,020 --> 00:42:15,020 People you admire, respect 1084 00:42:15,020 --> 00:42:17,020 No I don't know 1085 00:42:17,020 --> 00:42:19,020 I don't know about that 1086 00:42:19,020 --> 00:42:21,020 I'm good 1087 00:42:21,020 --> 00:42:23,020 Ok dude you obviously just don't want to be famous 1088 00:42:23,020 --> 00:42:25,020 So you're saying you wouldn't do this for the skit 1089 00:42:25,020 --> 00:42:27,020 I would put it in my beard 1090 00:42:27,020 --> 00:42:29,020 You would put it in your beard? 1091 00:42:29,020 --> 00:42:31,020 Without a doubt 1092 00:42:31,020 --> 00:42:33,020 We didn't have to say that 1093 00:42:33,020 --> 00:42:35,020 And then you just like grow it out 1094 00:42:35,020 --> 00:42:37,020 And it just curls up right here 1095 00:42:37,020 --> 00:42:39,020 See you guys have heard Couchy sickle 1096 00:42:39,020 --> 00:42:41,020 Wait till you hear about cum sickle 1097 00:42:41,020 --> 00:42:43,020 No 1098 00:42:43,020 --> 00:42:45,020 That's bad 1099 00:42:45,020 --> 00:42:47,020 See that one's worse 1100 00:42:47,020 --> 00:42:49,020 That's a snow storm man that's bad 1101 00:42:49,020 --> 00:42:51,020 Because that's in there and you can see it real good 1102 00:42:51,020 --> 00:42:53,020 We should 1103 00:42:53,020 --> 00:42:55,020 We do a science experiment 1104 00:42:55,020 --> 00:42:57,020 Like a Prince Rupert 1105 00:42:57,020 --> 00:42:59,020 To drop 1106 00:42:59,020 --> 00:43:01,020 What the fuck is that? 1107 00:43:01,020 --> 00:43:03,020 Prince Rupert's drop 1108 00:43:03,020 --> 00:43:05,020 It's a glass 1109 00:43:05,020 --> 00:43:07,020 Structure 1110 00:43:07,020 --> 00:43:09,020 It's like a coil dude 1111 00:43:09,020 --> 00:43:11,020 And the fat end of it is indestructible 1112 00:43:11,020 --> 00:43:13,020 The only way you can break it is if you snip the tiny part 1113 00:43:13,020 --> 00:43:15,020 Causes a chain reaction 1114 00:43:15,020 --> 00:43:17,020 Of crystal lattice failure 1115 00:43:19,020 --> 00:43:21,020 This right here 1116 00:43:21,020 --> 00:43:23,020 It looks like a semen 1117 00:43:23,020 --> 00:43:25,020 This thing is indestructible dude 1118 00:43:25,020 --> 00:43:27,020 They tried to shoot it 1119 00:43:27,020 --> 00:43:29,020 Can you make a shirt out of this? 1120 00:43:29,020 --> 00:43:31,020 Can you make a shirt out of this? 1121 00:43:31,020 --> 00:43:33,020 Like out of the design 1122 00:43:33,020 --> 00:43:35,020 Oh you mean like this material 1123 00:43:35,020 --> 00:43:37,020 I think it's the way it's a shape 1124 00:43:37,020 --> 00:43:39,020 It has to be that shape 1125 00:43:39,020 --> 00:43:41,020 I like how you called it a shirt 1126 00:43:41,020 --> 00:43:43,020 I was saying that we made a shirt 1127 00:43:43,020 --> 00:43:45,020 A bullet proof shirt is what you're saying 1128 00:43:45,020 --> 00:43:47,020 Iron man's shirt is crazy 1129 00:43:47,020 --> 00:43:49,020 I mean if you can make one big enough 1130 00:43:49,020 --> 00:43:51,020 But look at the video man 1131 00:43:51,020 --> 00:43:53,020 Like that little tiny wispy end 1132 00:43:53,020 --> 00:43:55,020 See 1133 00:43:55,020 --> 00:43:57,020 Well that 1134 00:43:57,020 --> 00:43:59,020 When this was invented 1135 00:43:59,020 --> 00:44:01,020 They didn't have a video 1136 00:44:01,020 --> 00:44:03,020 So they're hitting it from the back 1137 00:44:03,020 --> 00:44:05,020 Shannon Sharp 1138 00:44:05,020 --> 00:44:07,020 Dude I saw the whole thing 1139 00:44:07,020 --> 00:44:09,020 You did? 1140 00:44:09,020 --> 00:44:11,020 Found it, it was on twitter 1141 00:44:11,020 --> 00:44:13,020 You didn't have to watch the whole thing 1142 00:44:13,020 --> 00:44:15,020 It was crazy 1143 00:44:15,020 --> 00:44:17,020 It sounded like 1144 00:44:17,020 --> 00:44:19,020 I didn't really listen to what he was saying 1145 00:44:19,020 --> 00:44:21,020 I just heard the way he was talking 1146 00:44:21,020 --> 00:44:23,020 It sounded like he was talking in her ear just doing that dirty talk 1147 00:44:23,020 --> 00:44:25,020 Explain to the fans 1148 00:44:25,020 --> 00:44:27,020 If they haven't seen the Shannon Sharp video 1149 00:44:27,020 --> 00:44:29,020 Ok so there's a Shannon Sharp live video 1150 00:44:29,020 --> 00:44:31,020 Who is Shannon Sharp? 1151 00:44:31,020 --> 00:44:33,020 Shannon Sharp he was on Undisputed 1152 00:44:33,020 --> 00:44:35,020 He argues a lot 1153 00:44:35,020 --> 00:44:37,020 Hall of Fame, tight end 1154 00:44:37,020 --> 00:44:39,020 Oh yeah he was also tight end 1155 00:44:39,020 --> 00:44:41,020 Made fun of slow people 1156 00:44:41,020 --> 00:44:43,020 I remember that video that was cool 1157 00:44:43,020 --> 00:44:45,020 Don't know what he's talking about 1158 00:44:45,020 --> 00:44:47,020 He said it sounds like Johnny can't read 1159 00:44:47,020 --> 00:44:49,020 Oh yeah 1160 00:44:49,020 --> 00:44:51,020 That's not making fun of me 1161 00:44:51,020 --> 00:44:53,020 Public humiliation 1162 00:44:53,020 --> 00:44:55,020 We've had a couple of that 1163 00:44:55,020 --> 00:44:57,020 But 1164 00:44:57,020 --> 00:44:59,020 They were on the live 1165 00:44:59,020 --> 00:45:01,020 And he didn't know 1166 00:45:01,020 --> 00:45:03,020 Because he doesn't know anything about Instagram 1167 00:45:03,020 --> 00:45:05,020 So he got on the live 1168 00:45:05,020 --> 00:45:07,020 And he was just clapping them cheeks 1169 00:45:07,020 --> 00:45:09,020 Going to town if you know what I mean 1170 00:45:09,020 --> 00:45:11,020 And he was doing a good job 1171 00:45:11,020 --> 00:45:13,020 He did it, he perfected it 1172 00:45:13,020 --> 00:45:15,020 That's what I feel 1173 00:45:15,020 --> 00:45:17,020 What grade would you give him? 1174 00:45:17,020 --> 00:45:19,020 Based on audio alone 1175 00:45:19,020 --> 00:45:21,020 He keeps saying she 1176 00:45:21,020 --> 00:45:23,020 That night in comedy 1177 00:45:23,020 --> 00:45:25,020 If it was comedy he would have killed 1178 00:45:25,020 --> 00:45:27,020 If it was comedy he would have killed 1179 00:45:27,020 --> 00:45:29,020 We're going to give it an 8 or 9 1180 00:45:29,020 --> 00:45:31,020 Because he was hollering and stuff 1181 00:45:31,020 --> 00:45:33,020 He was back there talking too 1182 00:45:33,020 --> 00:45:35,020 He was getting it down 1183 00:45:35,020 --> 00:45:37,020 It was good 1184 00:45:37,020 --> 00:45:39,020 And then everybody tried to reach out to him 1185 00:45:39,020 --> 00:45:41,020 And he couldn't, he zoned out 1186 00:45:41,020 --> 00:45:43,020 And she wasn't even caring because she can't hear 1187 00:45:43,020 --> 00:45:45,020 But the agent had to call 1188 00:45:45,020 --> 00:45:47,020 And when the agent called they were like 1189 00:45:47,020 --> 00:45:49,020 You know, you're kind of being loud right now 1190 00:45:49,020 --> 00:45:51,020 He's like what you mean by loud? 1191 00:45:51,020 --> 00:45:53,020 And then they're like, well we hear you having sex 1192 00:45:53,020 --> 00:45:55,020 And of course you know 1193 00:45:55,020 --> 00:45:57,020 That message was from a man when everybody 1194 00:45:57,020 --> 00:45:59,020 Sees it and you didn't know 1195 00:45:59,020 --> 00:46:01,020 So now he's calling the SPN 1196 00:46:01,020 --> 00:46:03,020 And trying to let them know 1197 00:46:03,020 --> 00:46:05,020 Before they find out 1198 00:46:05,020 --> 00:46:07,020 Which you kind of have to do that if shit goes down 1199 00:46:07,020 --> 00:46:09,020 And at least he owned up to it 1200 00:46:09,020 --> 00:46:11,020 Because at the end he was like, you know what I did 1201 00:46:11,020 --> 00:46:13,020 And I did amazing too 1202 00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:15,020 And I did it in the morning too 1203 00:46:15,020 --> 00:46:17,020 Wait he said 1204 00:46:17,020 --> 00:46:19,020 He was like, my Instagram was hacked 1205 00:46:19,020 --> 00:46:21,020 He said he said he didn't 1206 00:46:21,020 --> 00:46:23,020 No, he said it afterwards, he said he was hacked at first 1207 00:46:23,020 --> 00:46:25,020 Then he admitted to it 1208 00:46:25,020 --> 00:46:27,020 I was hacked 1209 00:46:27,020 --> 00:46:29,020 I'm like, first of all, can Instagram 1210 00:46:29,020 --> 00:46:31,020 Just hack your phone at any time? 1211 00:46:31,020 --> 00:46:33,020 He didn't know though 1212 00:46:33,020 --> 00:46:35,020 Dom's worried now 1213 00:46:35,020 --> 00:46:37,020 It's old people versus 1214 00:46:37,020 --> 00:46:39,020 Technology 1215 00:46:39,020 --> 00:46:41,020 It's always going to be like that 1216 00:46:41,020 --> 00:46:43,020 And it's crazy that Shannon Sharp has a crazy 1217 00:46:43,020 --> 00:46:45,020 Successful show on the internet 1218 00:46:45,020 --> 00:46:47,020 Club Shasheh 1219 00:46:47,020 --> 00:46:49,020 And all this shit, he's famous 1220 00:46:49,020 --> 00:46:51,020 And he still gets defeated 1221 00:46:51,020 --> 00:46:53,020 Do you think he's touching anything 1222 00:46:53,020 --> 00:46:55,020 Producing wise of that? 1223 00:46:55,020 --> 00:46:57,020 Oh, absolutely not 1224 00:46:57,020 --> 00:46:59,020 Yeah, but you should be able to operate Instagram 1225 00:46:59,020 --> 00:47:01,020 If you have that many 1226 00:47:01,020 --> 00:47:03,020 Followers, you should take it 1227 00:47:03,020 --> 00:47:05,020 Upon yourself to learn how to operate the app 1228 00:47:05,020 --> 00:47:07,020 I mean, I'm sure he has 1229 00:47:07,020 --> 00:47:09,020 All the passwords to his 1230 00:47:09,020 --> 00:47:11,020 Social media, but I'm sure somebody else 1231 00:47:11,020 --> 00:47:13,020 Runs it too 1232 00:47:13,020 --> 00:47:15,020 I can't look at him 1233 00:47:15,020 --> 00:47:17,020 It's like AI took over and just 1234 00:47:17,020 --> 00:47:19,020 Fucked his whole life 1235 00:47:19,020 --> 00:47:21,020 He's crazy 1236 00:47:21,020 --> 00:47:23,020 This motherfucker's jacked too, he's like 1237 00:47:23,020 --> 00:47:25,020 54 1238 00:47:25,020 --> 00:47:27,020 54 years old 1239 00:47:27,020 --> 00:47:29,020 He has 27 teeth 1240 00:47:29,020 --> 00:47:31,020 Just in that photo 1241 00:47:31,020 --> 00:47:33,020 He looked like a 1242 00:47:33,020 --> 00:47:35,020 Dinosaur, or a horse 1243 00:47:35,020 --> 00:47:37,020 He played for the Broncos too 1244 00:47:37,020 --> 00:47:39,020 Perfect 1245 00:47:39,020 --> 00:47:41,020 He's a monkey off a track, kinda 1246 00:47:41,020 --> 00:47:43,020 Something like that 1247 00:47:43,020 --> 00:47:45,020 You got a strong ass jaw 1248 00:47:45,020 --> 00:47:47,020 Well, you can take it off the 1249 00:47:47,020 --> 00:47:49,020 Did you have some videos you wanted to show us, Dom? 1250 00:47:49,020 --> 00:47:51,020 What time we at? 1251 00:47:51,020 --> 00:47:53,020 We are at 46, man 1252 00:47:53,020 --> 00:47:55,020 I wanna see some videos 1253 00:47:55,020 --> 00:47:57,020 Press mute first, press mute 1254 00:47:57,020 --> 00:47:59,020 No, press mute on the 1255 00:47:59,020 --> 00:48:01,020 Computer, the button that says mute 1256 00:48:01,020 --> 00:48:03,020 Alright, then open it up 1257 00:48:03,020 --> 00:48:05,020 And then start it from the beginning 1258 00:48:05,020 --> 00:48:07,020 Restart it? 1259 00:48:07,020 --> 00:48:09,020 So let's give it back 1260 00:48:09,020 --> 00:48:11,020 This is, so 1261 00:48:11,020 --> 00:48:13,020 If anybody out there doesn't know who 1262 00:48:13,020 --> 00:48:15,020 Chris Benoit is, he's a wrestler 1263 00:48:15,020 --> 00:48:17,020 From the 90s 1264 00:48:17,020 --> 00:48:19,020 It was really good 1265 00:48:19,020 --> 00:48:21,020 He was vicious 1266 00:48:21,020 --> 00:48:23,020 He ended up 1267 00:48:23,020 --> 00:48:25,020 Killing his family 1268 00:48:25,020 --> 00:48:27,020 Kids and all 1269 00:48:27,020 --> 00:48:29,020 He killed his wife and his kid 1270 00:48:29,020 --> 00:48:31,020 I think he suffocated his kid 1271 00:48:31,020 --> 00:48:33,020 I don't know what he did to his wife 1272 00:48:33,020 --> 00:48:35,020 Then killed his self 1273 00:48:35,020 --> 00:48:37,020 I think the foreshadowing in this video 1274 00:48:37,020 --> 00:48:39,020 Is hilarious, you can take it off the mute 1275 00:48:39,020 --> 00:48:41,020 It's like a little prediction 1276 00:48:41,020 --> 00:48:43,020 Or something, right? 1277 00:48:43,020 --> 00:48:45,020 You guys ready? 1278 00:48:45,020 --> 00:49:07,020 Let's hear it, yeah 1279 00:49:07,020 --> 00:49:09,020 That's a kid? 1280 00:49:09,020 --> 00:49:11,020 Even if he didn't kill his family 1281 00:49:11,020 --> 00:49:13,020 After this, that was weird 1282 00:49:13,020 --> 00:49:15,020 That he was doing that 1283 00:49:15,020 --> 00:49:19,020 And he was a method actor, dude 1284 00:49:19,020 --> 00:49:21,020 What can you say? 1285 00:49:21,020 --> 00:49:23,020 Go back, what are you doing? 1286 00:49:23,020 --> 00:49:25,020 We got some videos 1287 00:49:25,020 --> 00:49:27,020 We got more videos? 1288 00:49:27,020 --> 00:49:29,020 I don't know if this one's 1289 00:49:29,020 --> 00:49:31,020 This one? 1290 00:49:31,020 --> 00:49:33,020 It could be, we'll watch it for a second 1291 00:49:33,020 --> 00:49:35,020 Shit's getting weird, let's see 1292 00:49:35,020 --> 00:49:37,020 After this, dude's probably 1293 00:49:37,020 --> 00:49:39,020 Alright, just let it go 1294 00:49:39,020 --> 00:49:41,020 Brandon, what's your uncle doing? 1295 00:49:47,020 --> 00:49:49,020 Sex, right there 1296 00:49:49,020 --> 00:49:51,020 Hey, Jonathan, so you're 1297 00:49:51,020 --> 00:49:53,020 You're a bitch 1298 00:49:53,020 --> 00:49:55,020 You're a bitch 1299 00:49:55,020 --> 00:49:57,020 You're a bitch 1300 00:49:57,020 --> 00:49:59,020 You're a bitch 1301 00:49:59,020 --> 00:50:01,020 You're a bitch 1302 00:50:01,020 --> 00:50:03,020 You're a bitch 1303 00:50:03,020 --> 00:50:05,020 That's Jonathan Silver's beard 1304 00:50:05,020 --> 00:50:07,020 That's a long ass nose 1305 00:50:07,020 --> 00:50:09,020 That is Jonathan Silver's beard 1306 00:50:09,020 --> 00:50:11,020 I'm talking to you this morning 1307 00:50:11,020 --> 00:50:13,020 You guys like Bill Cosby 1308 00:50:13,020 --> 00:50:15,020 He does 1309 00:50:15,020 --> 00:50:17,020 Alright, you can pause 1310 00:50:17,020 --> 00:50:19,020 Oh, I'm glad we just watched that 1311 00:50:19,020 --> 00:50:21,020 That's all we wanted 1312 00:50:21,020 --> 00:50:23,020 That's no spread, was it? 1313 00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:25,020 Damn 1314 00:50:25,020 --> 00:50:27,020 That's it, that makes you sick, man 1315 00:50:27,020 --> 00:50:29,020 That was rough 1316 00:50:29,020 --> 00:50:31,020 Let me go ahead 1317 00:50:31,020 --> 00:50:33,020 Not that one, that's just actually for me 1318 00:50:33,020 --> 00:50:35,020 For this? 1319 00:50:35,020 --> 00:50:37,020 Oh, yeah, start this, but this is hilarious 1320 00:50:37,020 --> 00:50:39,020 I think you'll like this one, JJ 1321 00:50:39,020 --> 00:51:03,020 And Brandon will be in the photo 1322 00:51:09,020 --> 00:51:35,020 So, she's saying 1323 00:51:35,020 --> 00:51:37,020 If black people just use lotion 1324 00:51:37,020 --> 00:51:39,020 We would be white 1325 00:51:39,020 --> 00:51:41,020 No 1326 00:51:41,020 --> 00:51:43,020 Hell no 1327 00:51:43,020 --> 00:51:45,020 Technically, I'll play 1328 00:51:45,020 --> 00:51:47,020 White Devil's Advocate, dude 1329 00:51:47,020 --> 00:51:49,020 Sammy Sosa did that 1330 00:51:49,020 --> 00:51:51,020 He was putting on some kind of cream 1331 00:51:51,020 --> 00:51:53,020 It was lotion 1332 00:51:53,020 --> 00:51:55,020 And he turned white 1333 00:51:55,020 --> 00:51:57,020 Some kind of medical cream 1334 00:51:57,020 --> 00:51:59,020 Dude, that's so bad 1335 00:51:59,020 --> 00:52:01,020 But that's the thing 1336 00:52:01,020 --> 00:52:03,020 He does look crazy 1337 00:52:03,020 --> 00:52:05,020 He looks fucking insane 1338 00:52:05,020 --> 00:52:07,020 This lady, she probably genuinely believes that 1339 00:52:07,020 --> 00:52:09,020 I can't believe it 1340 00:52:09,020 --> 00:52:11,020 And also, there's a woman dressed like this at every 1341 00:52:11,020 --> 00:52:17,020 Southeastern youth baseball park in the United States 1342 00:52:17,020 --> 00:52:19,020 There's always a woman like this 1343 00:52:19,020 --> 00:52:21,020 Anywhere in the Midwest and South 1344 00:52:21,020 --> 00:52:23,020 No bra, cut off sleeves 1345 00:52:23,020 --> 00:52:27,020 Just disgusting, floppy tits 1346 00:52:27,020 --> 00:52:31,020 And just nothing going on upstairs, dude 1347 00:52:31,020 --> 00:52:33,020 Fucking tumbleweeds up there 1348 00:52:33,020 --> 00:52:35,020 She was sitting there eating dinner 1349 00:52:35,020 --> 00:52:37,020 And she's seeing a group full of black people 1350 00:52:37,020 --> 00:52:39,020 And she's like, I bet they want to know how to be white 1351 00:52:39,020 --> 00:52:41,020 They're going to love this one 1352 00:52:41,020 --> 00:52:43,020 They're going to want to know 1353 00:52:43,020 --> 00:52:47,020 First thought is, how can I improve these people? 1354 00:52:47,020 --> 00:52:53,020 Let's start with the color of their skin 1355 00:52:53,020 --> 00:52:57,020 She was eating like a $12 steak 1356 00:52:57,020 --> 00:53:01,020 And was like, they need to be white 1357 00:53:01,020 --> 00:53:03,020 Oh my gosh 1358 00:53:03,020 --> 00:53:05,020 Oh, this shit 1359 00:53:05,020 --> 00:53:07,020 Dude, I love that 1360 00:53:07,020 --> 00:53:09,020 I'm glad you liked it 1361 00:53:09,020 --> 00:53:11,020 I'm related to this person 1362 00:53:11,020 --> 00:53:13,020 A thousand percent 1363 00:53:13,020 --> 00:53:15,020 I can see that 1364 00:53:15,020 --> 00:53:17,020 Make sure when you play these videos you turn off your mic while it's playing 1365 00:53:17,020 --> 00:53:19,020 I gotcha 1366 00:53:19,020 --> 00:53:21,020 Now it's going to beat you up 1367 00:53:21,020 --> 00:53:23,020 Scroll down, let's see what we got 1368 00:53:23,020 --> 00:53:25,020 Do we got anything else? 1369 00:53:25,020 --> 00:53:27,020 Yeah, pause it first 1370 00:53:27,020 --> 00:53:29,020 Look at his gyrations 1371 00:53:29,020 --> 00:53:31,020 Yeah 1372 00:53:41,020 --> 00:53:43,020 Oh my gosh, is he wearing a strap on? 1373 00:53:43,020 --> 00:53:45,020 That's it, look 1374 00:53:45,020 --> 00:53:47,020 He's like a heavy doctor 1375 00:53:47,020 --> 00:53:49,020 What is the kid doing in the back? 1376 00:53:51,020 --> 00:53:53,020 Is this Vietnam? 1377 00:53:53,020 --> 00:53:55,020 Oh my gosh 1378 00:53:55,020 --> 00:53:57,020 Look at his fucking 1379 00:53:57,020 --> 00:53:59,020 His nuts 1380 00:53:59,020 --> 00:54:01,020 That's a moose back 1381 00:54:01,020 --> 00:54:03,020 Oh, gosh 1382 00:54:03,020 --> 00:54:05,020 What noise do you think that was making? 1383 00:54:05,020 --> 00:54:09,020 Dude, if white pants on men weren't gay enough already 1384 00:54:09,020 --> 00:54:11,020 They had to flare out 1385 00:54:11,020 --> 00:54:13,020 That is a vicious fucking flare out 1386 00:54:13,020 --> 00:54:15,020 That looks like horse legs 1387 00:54:15,020 --> 00:54:17,020 That was beautiful 1388 00:54:17,020 --> 00:54:19,020 No 1389 00:54:19,020 --> 00:54:21,020 I've never seen a camel toe like that 1390 00:54:21,020 --> 00:54:23,020 That's even worse than Dante 1391 00:54:23,020 --> 00:54:25,020 That was 1392 00:54:25,020 --> 00:54:27,020 That is flamboyant 1393 00:54:27,020 --> 00:54:29,020 But why was he killing that shit? 1394 00:54:29,020 --> 00:54:31,020 I mean he's definitely 1395 00:54:31,020 --> 00:54:33,020 He was killing it 1396 00:54:33,020 --> 00:54:35,020 And like his 1397 00:54:35,020 --> 00:54:37,020 My favorite part is his facial expressions 1398 00:54:37,020 --> 00:54:39,020 He's really into it 1399 00:54:39,020 --> 00:54:41,020 And the fact that he's going to hell 1400 00:54:41,020 --> 00:54:43,020 He did this on the Lord's Day 1401 00:54:43,020 --> 00:54:45,020 He's going to hell 1402 00:54:45,020 --> 00:54:47,020 I mean 1403 00:54:47,020 --> 00:54:51,020 He's wearing that ladies shirt from the last video 1404 00:54:51,020 --> 00:54:53,020 Oh shit 1405 00:54:53,020 --> 00:54:55,020 Oh my gosh 1406 00:54:55,020 --> 00:54:57,020 And fucking short rounds in the back 1407 00:54:57,020 --> 00:54:59,020 Like my dad's gay 1408 00:54:59,020 --> 00:55:01,020 Oh my gosh 1409 00:55:01,020 --> 00:55:03,020 I don't know 1410 00:55:03,020 --> 00:55:05,020 I don't mean for this to be racially charged 1411 00:55:05,020 --> 00:55:07,020 I feel like this was definitely in Thailand 1412 00:55:07,020 --> 00:55:09,020 And this man has a second job on the weekends at a bar 1413 00:55:09,020 --> 00:55:11,020 Singing and dancing 1414 00:55:11,020 --> 00:55:13,020 Thailand 1415 00:55:13,020 --> 00:55:15,020 See I'm getting 1416 00:55:15,020 --> 00:55:17,020 Vietnamese or Filipino 1417 00:55:17,020 --> 00:55:19,020 Dude I play Geo Guestry dude 1418 00:55:19,020 --> 00:55:21,020 That's Taiwanese dirt 1419 00:55:21,020 --> 00:55:23,020 Is that the fuck up? 1420 00:55:23,020 --> 00:55:25,020 The trees back there 1421 00:55:25,020 --> 00:55:27,020 Hell yeah 1422 00:55:27,020 --> 00:55:29,020 I'm saying Philippines 1423 00:55:29,020 --> 00:55:31,020 How have we not mentioned that it was like 9-11 two days ago 1424 00:55:31,020 --> 00:55:33,020 Holy shit it was 1425 00:55:33,020 --> 00:55:35,020 Shout out 1426 00:55:35,020 --> 00:55:37,020 Rest in peace 1427 00:55:37,020 --> 00:55:39,020 None of us, y'all better never 1428 00:55:39,020 --> 00:55:41,020 Don't do it now 1429 00:55:41,020 --> 00:55:43,020 They should have done a Wednesday night football game dude 1430 00:55:43,020 --> 00:55:45,020 Jets versus the Patriots 1431 00:55:45,020 --> 00:55:51,020 And the Jets should have lost 1432 00:55:51,020 --> 00:55:53,020 What's wrong with you? 1433 00:55:53,020 --> 00:55:55,020 That's how I feel, you think the Jets should have won dude? 1434 00:55:55,020 --> 00:55:57,020 I thought you were saying because they were in New York and the towers went down 1435 00:55:57,020 --> 00:55:59,020 They lost 1436 00:55:59,020 --> 00:56:01,020 I'm saying because the Jets flew into the planes 1437 00:56:01,020 --> 00:56:03,020 The Patriots should win 1438 00:56:03,020 --> 00:56:05,020 The Patriots get them 1439 00:56:05,020 --> 00:56:07,020 If Mark Wahlberg would have been there 1440 00:56:07,020 --> 00:56:09,020 None of this would have happened 1441 00:56:09,020 --> 00:56:11,020 If Mark Wahlberg would have been there he would have been like 1442 00:56:11,020 --> 00:56:13,020 This fucking Vietnamese guy 1443 00:56:13,020 --> 00:56:15,020 I would just beat him to death on the street 1444 00:56:15,020 --> 00:56:17,020 He does have a horrific 1445 00:56:17,020 --> 00:56:19,020 He does have a horrific 1446 00:56:19,020 --> 00:56:21,020 Charge 1447 00:56:21,020 --> 00:56:23,020 Oh yeah I remember back in the 90s 1448 00:56:23,020 --> 00:56:25,020 And like 80s he would be throwing rocks at you 1449 00:56:25,020 --> 00:56:27,020 He beat a couple of Asians up 1450 00:56:27,020 --> 00:56:29,020 He almost killed a man 1451 00:56:29,020 --> 00:56:31,020 An elderly man 1452 00:56:31,020 --> 00:56:33,020 Damn is he an elderly man? 1453 00:56:33,020 --> 00:56:35,020 Yeah he was old I think 1454 00:56:35,020 --> 00:56:37,020 Was he a teenager or was he grown? 1455 00:56:37,020 --> 00:56:39,020 He was young 1456 00:56:39,020 --> 00:56:41,020 Like a teenager 1457 00:56:41,020 --> 00:56:43,020 Enough to know better 1458 00:56:43,020 --> 00:56:45,020 Well you're not even on that 1459 00:56:45,020 --> 00:56:47,020 What are you doing? 1460 00:56:47,020 --> 00:56:49,020 You just put hate crime 1461 00:56:49,020 --> 00:56:51,020 Oh yeah that's right 1462 00:56:51,020 --> 00:56:53,020 Let's do that one 1463 00:56:53,020 --> 00:56:55,020 Mark Wahlberg hate crime 1464 00:56:55,020 --> 00:56:57,020 It doesn't pop up 1465 00:56:57,020 --> 00:56:59,020 So I don't want to see what he looks like younger 1466 00:56:59,020 --> 00:57:01,020 I'm going to be like this dude looks like John Cena 1467 00:57:01,020 --> 00:57:03,020 Now where is that? 1468 00:57:03,020 --> 00:57:05,020 Oh here it is, here it is CBS 1469 00:57:07,020 --> 00:57:09,020 Oh my god 1470 00:57:09,020 --> 00:57:11,020 Holy shit 1471 00:57:11,020 --> 00:57:13,020 I got some things to ask you 1472 00:57:13,020 --> 00:57:15,020 We got to look at the charges 1473 00:57:15,020 --> 00:57:17,020 As a minor 1474 00:57:17,020 --> 00:57:19,020 How can they get that up if he was a minor? 1475 00:57:23,020 --> 00:57:25,020 Charges 1476 00:57:25,020 --> 00:57:27,020 He paid a lot of money 1477 00:57:27,020 --> 00:57:29,020 To get this shit blown away 1478 00:57:29,020 --> 00:57:31,020 Race lead 1479 00:57:31,020 --> 00:57:33,020 Was this a multiple, this happened multiple times? 1480 00:57:33,020 --> 00:57:35,020 Oh yes 1481 00:57:35,020 --> 00:57:37,020 He did this multiple times 1482 00:57:37,020 --> 00:57:39,020 Why are they bringing George Floyd into this? 1483 00:57:39,020 --> 00:57:41,020 This was probably like right when it happened 1484 00:57:41,020 --> 00:57:43,020 Yeah but that was a black person 1485 00:57:43,020 --> 00:57:45,020 This is Asian 1486 00:57:45,020 --> 00:57:47,020 15 year old Wahlberg and his friends were charged for 1487 00:57:47,020 --> 00:57:49,020 Chasing three black children 1488 00:57:49,020 --> 00:57:51,020 And pelting them with rocks 1489 00:57:51,020 --> 00:57:53,020 While yelling 1490 00:57:53,020 --> 00:57:55,020 Can one of you guys get this one? 1491 00:57:55,020 --> 00:57:57,020 Kill the niggas 1492 00:57:57,020 --> 00:57:59,020 Until the ambulance driver intervened 1493 00:57:59,020 --> 00:58:01,020 That's fucked, I didn't know it was black 1494 00:58:01,020 --> 00:58:03,020 Now I'm pissed off 1495 00:58:03,020 --> 00:58:05,020 Did you see the next day? 1496 00:58:05,020 --> 00:58:07,020 We've all done this 1497 00:58:07,020 --> 00:58:09,020 Oh shit 1498 00:58:11,020 --> 00:58:13,020 You might want to say you just 1499 00:58:13,020 --> 00:58:15,020 Get it 1500 00:58:15,020 --> 00:58:17,020 I'm just kidding guys, this is a goofy silly 1501 00:58:17,020 --> 00:58:19,020 Fun time I guess 1502 00:58:19,020 --> 00:58:21,020 I definitely did not do that 1503 00:58:21,020 --> 00:58:23,020 With your look you can go either way 1504 00:58:23,020 --> 00:58:25,020 I have glasses, what are you talking about? 1505 00:58:25,020 --> 00:58:27,020 What if they just soloed that clip, we all did it 1506 00:58:29,020 --> 00:58:31,020 The next day 1507 00:58:31,020 --> 00:58:33,020 He does it the next day 1508 00:58:33,020 --> 00:58:35,020 He wakes up and he's like I didn't get enough yesterday 1509 00:58:35,020 --> 00:58:37,020 The next day Wahlberg harassed 1510 00:58:37,020 --> 00:58:39,020 Another group of mostly black children 1511 00:58:39,020 --> 00:58:41,020 Around the age of 1512 00:58:41,020 --> 00:58:43,020 9 or 10 1513 00:58:43,020 --> 00:58:45,020 At the beach 1514 00:58:45,020 --> 00:58:47,020 Gathering other white men to join in 1515 00:58:47,020 --> 00:58:49,020 Racially abusing and throwing rocks at them 1516 00:58:49,020 --> 00:58:51,020 It's kind of hard to find rocks at the beach 1517 00:58:51,020 --> 00:58:53,020 There's some holes in this story 1518 00:58:53,020 --> 00:58:55,020 And then later in 1988 1519 00:58:55,020 --> 00:58:57,020 He attacked two Vietnamese men 1520 00:58:57,020 --> 00:58:59,020 While high on the drug PCP 1521 00:58:59,020 --> 00:59:01,020 Now that is what I remember 1522 00:59:01,020 --> 00:59:03,020 Now I'm kind of not liking it Mark 1523 00:59:03,020 --> 00:59:05,020 Because look PCP you attack somebody 1524 00:59:05,020 --> 00:59:07,020 You're on PCP 1525 00:59:07,020 --> 00:59:09,020 So he might not really hate the Asians 1526 00:59:09,020 --> 00:59:11,020 Seems like he hates the blacks, he is from Boston 1527 00:59:11,020 --> 00:59:13,020 He was on PCP 1528 00:59:13,020 --> 00:59:15,020 He just thought they were black 1529 00:59:17,020 --> 00:59:19,020 Wait, well he does 1530 00:59:19,020 --> 00:59:21,020 It is racially motivated 1531 00:59:21,020 --> 00:59:23,020 A Vietnamese 1532 00:59:23,020 --> 00:59:25,020 Something 1533 00:59:25,020 --> 00:59:27,020 I don't know what, I'm guessing 1534 00:59:27,020 --> 00:59:29,020 He got prison time 1535 00:59:29,020 --> 00:59:31,020 He got 45 days in prison for this 1536 00:59:31,020 --> 00:59:33,020 Wait how old were the 1537 00:59:33,020 --> 00:59:35,020 Vietnamese dudes 1538 00:59:35,020 --> 00:59:37,020 Let's go back and see 1539 00:59:37,020 --> 00:59:39,020 I didn't say 1540 00:59:39,020 --> 00:59:41,020 Let's see if it goes down 1541 00:59:41,020 --> 00:59:43,020 What does he have to say 1542 00:59:43,020 --> 00:59:45,020 What if his victim said, go to there 1543 00:59:45,020 --> 00:59:47,020 In recent years 1544 00:59:47,020 --> 00:59:49,020 The actor's victims have 1545 00:59:49,020 --> 00:59:51,020 Expressed different opinions 1546 00:59:51,020 --> 00:59:53,020 On whether Wahlberg should steal 1547 00:59:53,020 --> 00:59:55,020 I was reading that man 1548 00:59:55,020 --> 00:59:57,020 That's some bullshit 1549 00:59:57,020 --> 00:59:59,020 Okay, and recent reals it held 1550 00:59:59,020 --> 01:00:01,020 Okay, so it said should still be held accountable 1551 01:00:01,020 --> 01:00:03,020 For his teenage actions 1552 01:00:03,020 --> 01:00:05,020 Crit 1553 01:00:05,020 --> 01:00:07,020 I don't care what they think 1554 01:00:07,020 --> 01:00:09,020 Who should be held accountable for, what the fuck 1555 01:00:09,020 --> 01:00:11,020 What did they say, oh that's what they said 1556 01:00:11,020 --> 01:00:13,020 It says Christian 1557 01:00:13,020 --> 01:00:15,020 Atwood, one of the fourth grade 1558 01:00:15,020 --> 01:00:17,020 Students Wahlberg attacked at the beach 1559 01:00:17,020 --> 01:00:19,020 In 1986 told 1560 01:00:19,020 --> 01:00:21,020 The Associated Press that she 1561 01:00:21,020 --> 01:00:23,020 Didn't think he should be pardoned 1562 01:00:23,020 --> 01:00:25,020 I don't really care who he is, it doesn't make him 1563 01:00:25,020 --> 01:00:27,020 Any exception, if you're a racist 1564 01:00:27,020 --> 01:00:29,020 You're always gonna be a racist 1565 01:00:29,020 --> 01:00:31,020 And she continued for him to want 1566 01:00:31,020 --> 01:00:33,020 For him to want to 1567 01:00:33,020 --> 01:00:35,020 Erase it, I just think it's wrong 1568 01:00:35,020 --> 01:00:37,020 Okay, I will say this, that's wrong 1569 01:00:37,020 --> 01:00:39,020 If you're a racist, you'll always be a racist 1570 01:00:39,020 --> 01:00:41,020 Yeah, I couldn't stand 1571 01:00:41,020 --> 01:00:43,020 Chinese forever, and then 1572 01:00:43,020 --> 01:00:45,020 Damn, and then Alex came around 1573 01:00:45,020 --> 01:00:47,020 What the fuck 1574 01:00:47,020 --> 01:00:49,020 Best buds man 1575 01:00:49,020 --> 01:00:51,020 There has to be a group you didn't like Brandon 1576 01:00:51,020 --> 01:00:53,020 Or weren't particularly like fond of 1577 01:00:53,020 --> 01:00:55,020 Could have been whites 1578 01:00:55,020 --> 01:00:57,020 It could be white, dude I won't hold it against 1579 01:00:57,020 --> 01:00:59,020 I've had some thoughts myself 1580 01:00:59,020 --> 01:01:01,020 I didn't like whites for 1581 01:01:01,020 --> 01:01:03,020 It was a little stretch from I think 1582 01:01:03,020 --> 01:01:05,020 14 to about 17 1583 01:01:05,020 --> 01:01:07,020 Because they wouldn't let us into the parties 1584 01:01:07,020 --> 01:01:09,020 The Wahlberg years, as they refer to them 1585 01:01:09,020 --> 01:01:11,020 They wouldn't let us into the parties 1586 01:01:11,020 --> 01:01:13,020 They kept on calling us the hard R 1587 01:01:13,020 --> 01:01:15,020 And then 1588 01:01:15,020 --> 01:01:17,020 Like when we kept on beating the shit out of them 1589 01:01:17,020 --> 01:01:19,020 And that's what you do, and this is what people don't realize 1590 01:01:19,020 --> 01:01:21,020 You fuck them up, real good like 1591 01:01:21,020 --> 01:01:23,020 We sent one to the hospital bleeding on the brain 1592 01:01:23,020 --> 01:01:25,020 I bet he hasn't, he might still say it 1593 01:01:25,020 --> 01:01:27,020 But he hasn't said it in public 1594 01:01:27,020 --> 01:01:29,020 He doesn't mean it as much 1595 01:01:29,020 --> 01:01:31,020 He can't, he's mentally challenged 1596 01:01:31,020 --> 01:01:33,020 He's mentally challenged out 1597 01:01:33,020 --> 01:01:35,020 But uh 1598 01:01:35,020 --> 01:01:37,020 Yeah 1599 01:01:37,020 --> 01:01:39,020 Hell yeah 1600 01:01:39,020 --> 01:01:41,020 I know people who were racist against 1601 01:01:41,020 --> 01:01:43,020 A lot of different type of people 1602 01:01:43,020 --> 01:01:45,020 They just weren't around those type of people 1603 01:01:45,020 --> 01:01:47,020 You grew up somewhere, you only see 1604 01:01:47,020 --> 01:01:49,020 White people and you only see black people 1605 01:01:49,020 --> 01:01:51,020 And then you get to hang around them 1606 01:01:51,020 --> 01:01:53,020 So I don't believe you're always racist 1607 01:01:53,020 --> 01:01:55,020 But he was aggressive, and he probably still is 1608 01:01:55,020 --> 01:01:57,020 That's why people want to travel so much 1609 01:01:57,020 --> 01:01:59,020 They just want to find a group of people that are like 1610 01:01:59,020 --> 01:02:01,020 Wow they suck, I hate them 1611 01:02:01,020 --> 01:02:03,020 I don't like these 1612 01:02:03,020 --> 01:02:05,020 But dude 1613 01:02:05,020 --> 01:02:07,020 Best people in the world 1614 01:02:07,020 --> 01:02:09,020 Hawaiians 1615 01:02:09,020 --> 01:02:11,020 Now for white guys it gets a little dicey, but if you're you 1616 01:02:11,020 --> 01:02:13,020 You're good 1617 01:02:13,020 --> 01:02:15,020 If you're 1618 01:02:15,020 --> 01:02:17,020 As a Birmingham guy, if you're him, he might 1619 01:02:17,020 --> 01:02:19,020 Get fucked up 1620 01:02:19,020 --> 01:02:21,020 But 1621 01:02:21,020 --> 01:02:23,020 If you're chill 1622 01:02:23,020 --> 01:02:25,020 They will fuck A.J. O'Leary 1623 01:02:25,020 --> 01:02:27,020 They'll fuck him, they'll fucking bust a 1624 01:02:27,020 --> 01:02:29,020 Pineapple right over his head dude 1625 01:02:29,020 --> 01:02:31,020 He wouldn't be able to walk the streets 1626 01:02:31,020 --> 01:02:33,020 But those are nice people 1627 01:02:33,020 --> 01:02:35,020 He's just too much of an asshole 1628 01:02:35,020 --> 01:02:37,020 Damn he always a dick 1629 01:02:37,020 --> 01:02:39,020 God I hate A.J. O'Leary 1630 01:02:39,020 --> 01:02:41,020 We had him on 1631 01:02:41,020 --> 01:02:43,020 Yeah dude he smelled weird 1632 01:02:43,020 --> 01:02:45,020 He hasn't talked to us since 1633 01:02:45,020 --> 01:02:47,020 Not one time, he wears a suit all the time 1634 01:02:47,020 --> 01:02:49,020 Thinks he's the shit 1635 01:02:49,020 --> 01:02:51,020 Can you believe that 1636 01:02:51,020 --> 01:02:53,020 Fucking on the news 1637 01:02:53,020 --> 01:02:55,020 Who does he think he is on the news 1638 01:02:55,020 --> 01:02:57,020 Does he ever bring us up on the news 1639 01:02:57,020 --> 01:02:59,020 I don't think so 1640 01:02:59,020 --> 01:03:01,020 And he does 1641 01:03:01,020 --> 01:03:03,020 Business reporting 1642 01:03:03,020 --> 01:03:05,020 What are we dude, that's not a business 1643 01:03:05,020 --> 01:03:07,020 Yeah man, where you at 1644 01:03:07,020 --> 01:03:09,020 You know how much we made at our last show Brandon 1645 01:03:09,020 --> 01:03:11,020 How much did we make? 1646 01:03:11,020 --> 01:03:13,020 1597 1647 01:03:13,020 --> 01:03:15,020 Round it up 1648 01:03:15,020 --> 01:03:17,020 You got 16 now 1649 01:03:17,020 --> 01:03:19,020 He's quick with it 1650 01:03:19,020 --> 01:03:21,020 I'm a cashier now, don't play with me 1651 01:03:21,020 --> 01:03:23,020 It's all about, do give a round of applause 1652 01:03:23,020 --> 01:03:27,020 My IQ test would be higher right now 1653 01:03:27,020 --> 01:03:29,020 Not too much higher 1654 01:03:29,020 --> 01:03:31,020 Don't go over two points 1655 01:03:31,020 --> 01:03:33,020 If you had to commit a hate crime Brandon 1656 01:03:33,020 --> 01:03:35,020 What do you think you would do 1657 01:03:35,020 --> 01:03:37,020 Would you throw rocks at people 1658 01:03:37,020 --> 01:03:39,020 This is setting me up right here 1659 01:03:39,020 --> 01:03:41,020 I'm not saying you would, I'm just saying if you had to 1660 01:03:41,020 --> 01:03:43,020 If you had to commit a hate crime 1661 01:03:43,020 --> 01:03:45,020 Well if I had to commit a crime 1662 01:03:45,020 --> 01:03:47,020 Hate crime 1663 01:03:47,020 --> 01:03:49,020 As we racially, religiously, ethnically motivated 1664 01:03:49,020 --> 01:03:51,020 I know who I'm going with 1665 01:03:51,020 --> 01:03:53,020 We should hear what you're going with now 1666 01:03:53,020 --> 01:03:55,020 He'll say it after 1667 01:03:55,020 --> 01:03:57,020 And I'll say my piece 1668 01:03:57,020 --> 01:03:59,020 I mean 1669 01:03:59,020 --> 01:04:01,020 I guess 1670 01:04:01,020 --> 01:04:03,020 Oh yeah 1671 01:04:03,020 --> 01:04:05,020 You could be walking in the beach right 1672 01:04:05,020 --> 01:04:07,020 And you're on the edge of the water 1673 01:04:07,020 --> 01:04:09,020 You know where everybody's all having a good time 1674 01:04:09,020 --> 01:04:11,020 And they looking out at the seagulls and shit 1675 01:04:11,020 --> 01:04:13,020 And then when you walk past them you just 1676 01:04:13,020 --> 01:04:15,020 Don't say nothing, oops! You push them in the ocean 1677 01:04:15,020 --> 01:04:17,020 There you go 1678 01:04:17,020 --> 01:04:19,020 No he's not going to die because dude 1679 01:04:19,020 --> 01:04:21,020 It's right there, look it's right there 1680 01:04:21,020 --> 01:04:23,020 So once he falls you go straight back to the 1681 01:04:23,020 --> 01:04:25,020 What is that thing called, the shore 1682 01:04:25,020 --> 01:04:27,020 Near the shore 1683 01:04:27,020 --> 01:04:29,020 So once he falls 1684 01:04:29,020 --> 01:04:31,020 But what's the hate element 1685 01:04:31,020 --> 01:04:33,020 Why'd you do it 1686 01:04:33,020 --> 01:04:35,020 Gay? Gay 1687 01:04:35,020 --> 01:04:37,020 Is it the gay 1688 01:04:37,020 --> 01:04:39,020 Blacks because you're pushing them in water 1689 01:04:39,020 --> 01:04:41,020 No, or both 1690 01:04:41,020 --> 01:04:43,020 No 1691 01:04:43,020 --> 01:04:45,020 So you know what, so just say something random 1692 01:04:45,020 --> 01:04:47,020 Just say it random, who's the people that you would hate 1693 01:04:47,020 --> 01:04:49,020 Brandon 1694 01:04:49,020 --> 01:04:51,020 And how would you punish these people 1695 01:04:51,020 --> 01:04:53,020 We know who it is 1696 01:04:53,020 --> 01:04:55,020 Okay what like really, really 1697 01:04:55,020 --> 01:04:57,020 Old, just really 1698 01:04:57,020 --> 01:04:59,020 Old white people driving 1699 01:04:59,020 --> 01:05:01,020 Oh that's a good one 1700 01:05:01,020 --> 01:05:03,020 I just removed they cane and see if they can walk 1701 01:05:03,020 --> 01:05:05,020 There you go 1702 01:05:05,020 --> 01:05:07,020 You could like saw it half way through 1703 01:05:07,020 --> 01:05:09,020 And then they put weight on it and they're like 1704 01:05:09,020 --> 01:05:11,020 Yeah you can walk and they collapse 1705 01:05:11,020 --> 01:05:13,020 How you doing sonny, I'm good man I need that 1706 01:05:13,020 --> 01:05:15,020 That's a good one 1707 01:05:15,020 --> 01:05:17,020 That's a good one 1708 01:05:17,020 --> 01:05:19,020 What would you do Dom 1709 01:05:19,020 --> 01:05:21,020 I would take a whole bunch of gold coins 1710 01:05:21,020 --> 01:05:23,020 And then 1711 01:05:23,020 --> 01:05:25,020 Stuff them in 1712 01:05:25,020 --> 01:05:27,020 Pigs and 1713 01:05:27,020 --> 01:05:29,020 Shrimp 1714 01:05:29,020 --> 01:05:31,020 Yeah 1715 01:05:31,020 --> 01:05:33,020 And feed it to them 1716 01:05:33,020 --> 01:05:35,020 And then I want them to try to get it 1717 01:05:35,020 --> 01:05:37,020 Who 1718 01:05:37,020 --> 01:05:39,020 Oh I already know 1719 01:05:39,020 --> 01:05:41,020 Who 1720 01:05:41,020 --> 01:05:43,020 Who do you think, huh 1721 01:05:43,020 --> 01:05:45,020 Damn it Brandon, they're at war right now 1722 01:05:45,020 --> 01:05:47,020 Okay so then who is it 1723 01:05:47,020 --> 01:05:49,020 No, I was talking about the black Israelites 1724 01:05:49,020 --> 01:05:51,020 Oh shit 1725 01:05:51,020 --> 01:05:53,020 Damn 1726 01:05:53,020 --> 01:05:55,020 Holy shit, I was just, yep 1727 01:05:55,020 --> 01:05:57,020 I was just guessing that German shit man, you can't talk about Hitler 1728 01:05:57,020 --> 01:05:59,020 Yeah, well I just 1729 01:05:59,020 --> 01:06:01,020 We won't get on it today 1730 01:06:01,020 --> 01:06:03,020 What about you J.J. 1731 01:06:03,020 --> 01:06:05,020 Oh, what would I do man 1732 01:06:07,020 --> 01:06:09,020 Well I've had 1733 01:06:09,020 --> 01:06:11,020 Several ideas 1734 01:06:11,020 --> 01:06:13,020 You already thinking? Oh yeah man this is years 1735 01:06:13,020 --> 01:06:15,020 Of planning, I don't want to spoil 1736 01:06:15,020 --> 01:06:17,020 My genius plan 1737 01:06:17,020 --> 01:06:19,020 I don't know, maybe like 1738 01:06:19,020 --> 01:06:21,020 Like whenever 1739 01:06:21,020 --> 01:06:23,020 Alex Z has to go to court 1740 01:06:23,020 --> 01:06:25,020 Ordered anger management classes 1741 01:06:25,020 --> 01:06:27,020 And do community service for whoever 1742 01:06:27,020 --> 01:06:29,020 He hits with like a mag light 1743 01:06:29,020 --> 01:06:31,020 Or a mic stand 1744 01:06:31,020 --> 01:06:33,020 Next, I think maybe like 1745 01:06:33,020 --> 01:06:35,020 Make them clean 1746 01:06:35,020 --> 01:06:37,020 The stalls at an animal shelter 1747 01:06:37,020 --> 01:06:39,020 But don't give them a lunch break 1748 01:06:39,020 --> 01:06:41,020 And then around 1749 01:06:41,020 --> 01:06:43,020 Hour 7 to 8 bro 1750 01:06:43,020 --> 01:06:45,020 It starts 1751 01:06:45,020 --> 01:06:47,020 He starts sweating 1752 01:06:47,020 --> 01:06:49,020 He's white knuckling the broom 1753 01:06:49,020 --> 01:06:51,020 And shit, he's like fuck 1754 01:06:51,020 --> 01:06:55,020 Oh, we haven't said your joke over here that you said to Alex 1755 01:06:55,020 --> 01:06:57,020 That we went to 1756 01:06:57,020 --> 01:06:59,020 The Gunnersville 1757 01:06:59,020 --> 01:07:01,020 The Gunnersville show 1758 01:07:01,020 --> 01:07:03,020 What happened dog 1759 01:07:03,020 --> 01:07:05,020 There was shout out T-guy jokes 1760 01:07:05,020 --> 01:07:07,020 Tristan 1761 01:07:07,020 --> 01:07:09,020 He invited us down there 1762 01:07:09,020 --> 01:07:11,020 He was making tacos outside of the grand opening 1763 01:07:11,020 --> 01:07:13,020 Of this business, they were fire 1764 01:07:13,020 --> 01:07:15,020 They were fire 1765 01:07:15,020 --> 01:07:17,020 And we were all outside 1766 01:07:17,020 --> 01:07:19,020 There was a dude that looked like 1767 01:07:19,020 --> 01:07:21,020 Exactly like Paul Wall was there 1768 01:07:21,020 --> 01:07:23,020 And he had two dogs and Alex 1769 01:07:23,020 --> 01:07:25,020 Not on the leash 1770 01:07:25,020 --> 01:07:27,020 But this is where if you're going to do it in public 1771 01:07:27,020 --> 01:07:29,020 This is the place you can do it 1772 01:07:29,020 --> 01:07:31,020 And Alex put his food 1773 01:07:31,020 --> 01:07:33,020 Down on like the 1774 01:07:33,020 --> 01:07:35,020 In a window sill 1775 01:07:35,020 --> 01:07:37,020 And the dog came up and ate it 1776 01:07:37,020 --> 01:07:39,020 And I said damn, Alex's food is eating Alex's food 1777 01:07:39,020 --> 01:07:41,020 Damn man 1778 01:07:41,020 --> 01:07:43,020 I get it, oh I got it as soon as you said dog 1779 01:07:43,020 --> 01:07:45,020 He knew where it was going 1780 01:07:45,020 --> 01:07:47,020 He knew where it was going 1781 01:07:47,020 --> 01:07:49,020 I knew where it was going 1782 01:07:49,020 --> 01:07:51,020 Dude, I kind of 1783 01:07:51,020 --> 01:07:53,020 Dude, that actually was something I was thinking of earlier 1784 01:07:53,020 --> 01:07:55,020 I was like dude, wouldn't that be a horrible 1785 01:07:55,020 --> 01:07:57,020 Punishment if you gave 1786 01:07:57,020 --> 01:07:59,020 Somebody like you, you had to work customer service 1787 01:07:59,020 --> 01:08:01,020 For 24-7 you never get a break 1788 01:08:01,020 --> 01:08:03,020 You never get to sit down 1789 01:08:03,020 --> 01:08:05,020 You sit down and they whip you, you have to always work 1790 01:08:05,020 --> 01:08:07,020 That would be some crazy shit, wouldn't it? 1791 01:08:07,020 --> 01:08:09,020 Well, there was something that happened 1792 01:08:09,020 --> 01:08:11,020 Damn, look at that 1793 01:08:11,020 --> 01:08:13,020 It already happened 1794 01:08:13,020 --> 01:08:15,020 It wasn't really a customer facing role 1795 01:08:15,020 --> 01:08:17,020 Yeah, but they sat down 1796 01:08:17,020 --> 01:08:19,020 He'd be like you can't sit down 1797 01:08:19,020 --> 01:08:21,020 You just got to stand at this register 1798 01:08:21,020 --> 01:08:23,020 For 80 years 1799 01:08:23,020 --> 01:08:25,020 You don't even get a lunch break 1800 01:08:25,020 --> 01:08:27,020 Oh my gosh, dude, is that where the terms front of house and back of house come from? 1801 01:08:27,020 --> 01:08:29,020 Probably 1802 01:08:29,020 --> 01:08:31,020 What's the term, it's just front of the house and back of the house 1803 01:08:31,020 --> 01:08:33,020 Like front and back 1804 01:08:33,020 --> 01:08:35,020 The front of the big house 1805 01:08:35,020 --> 01:08:37,020 The White House 1806 01:08:37,020 --> 01:08:39,020 Yeah 1807 01:08:39,020 --> 01:08:41,020 I would be in the big house, you 1808 01:08:41,020 --> 01:08:43,020 Probably in the 1809 01:08:43,020 --> 01:08:45,020 Brandon lives in the outhouse 1810 01:08:45,020 --> 01:08:47,020 You're probably in the yard 1811 01:08:47,020 --> 01:08:49,020 But I will come out there and give you stuff 1812 01:08:49,020 --> 01:08:51,020 Dude, I'm glad you would 1813 01:08:51,020 --> 01:08:53,020 And I would pretend like I didn't see it 1814 01:08:53,020 --> 01:08:55,020 Oh man, that's crazy 1815 01:08:55,020 --> 01:08:57,020 I wouldn't be the owner 1816 01:08:57,020 --> 01:08:59,020 I'd be like, you know, I was in a history class 1817 01:08:59,020 --> 01:09:01,020 The old south, dude 1818 01:09:01,020 --> 01:09:03,020 And there was poor whites 1819 01:09:03,020 --> 01:09:05,020 Who they were also looked down upon 1820 01:09:05,020 --> 01:09:07,020 Obviously they weren't slaves 1821 01:09:07,020 --> 01:09:09,020 It wasn't as bad 1822 01:09:09,020 --> 01:09:11,020 But whenever a poor white 1823 01:09:11,020 --> 01:09:13,020 Would come up to like a rich white's house 1824 01:09:13,020 --> 01:09:15,020 For work 1825 01:09:15,020 --> 01:09:17,020 The rich white dude would come up 1826 01:09:17,020 --> 01:09:19,020 For work, the rich white dude 1827 01:09:19,020 --> 01:09:21,020 Would always send out a slave to talk to him 1828 01:09:21,020 --> 01:09:23,020 Because he didn't see him as equal 1829 01:09:23,020 --> 01:09:25,020 I'm not talking to this fucking cracker, dude 1830 01:09:25,020 --> 01:09:27,020 Marvin, you go 1831 01:09:27,020 --> 01:09:29,020 Say something, dude 1832 01:09:29,020 --> 01:09:31,020 I'd be that guy 1833 01:09:33,020 --> 01:09:35,020 I'd be that guy walking up like guys 1834 01:09:35,020 --> 01:09:37,020 Let me hop in 1835 01:09:39,020 --> 01:09:41,020 Oh, the good old days 1836 01:09:41,020 --> 01:09:43,020 Huh? No 1837 01:09:43,020 --> 01:09:45,020 Good old days 1838 01:09:45,020 --> 01:09:47,020 You know what would have been the best time in the world to live as any person 1839 01:09:47,020 --> 01:09:49,020 Is a white guy 1840 01:09:49,020 --> 01:09:51,020 In the 1950s 1841 01:09:51,020 --> 01:09:53,020 Nah, that was a good time for us 1842 01:09:53,020 --> 01:09:55,020 That was A 1843 01:09:55,020 --> 01:09:57,020 If I was to pick anywhere to go back 1844 01:09:57,020 --> 01:09:59,020 Because you know you can go back to the Egyptian time 1845 01:09:59,020 --> 01:10:01,020 They didn't have AC 1846 01:10:01,020 --> 01:10:03,020 You can go back to all these different times 1847 01:10:03,020 --> 01:10:05,020 And be the Meng dynasty 1848 01:10:05,020 --> 01:10:07,020 Whatever they were 1849 01:10:07,020 --> 01:10:09,020 That was an 1850 01:10:09,020 --> 01:10:11,020 The Meng dynasty 1851 01:10:11,020 --> 01:10:13,020 The Ming dynasty, right? 1852 01:10:13,020 --> 01:10:15,020 Ming, Wing, Ling 1853 01:10:15,020 --> 01:10:17,020 And I think those really were all real dynasties 1854 01:10:17,020 --> 01:10:19,020 Yes 1855 01:10:19,020 --> 01:10:21,020 There's one called, alright, I'm going to enunciate this very well 1856 01:10:21,020 --> 01:10:23,020 The Qing 1857 01:10:23,020 --> 01:10:25,020 But it was K-I-N-G 1858 01:10:25,020 --> 01:10:27,020 Or not K-I-N-G 1859 01:10:27,020 --> 01:10:29,020 Okay 1860 01:10:29,020 --> 01:10:31,020 King's dynasty 1861 01:10:31,020 --> 01:10:33,020 See, dude, they went crazy 1862 01:10:33,020 --> 01:10:35,020 I think these were the people that discovered silk 1863 01:10:35,020 --> 01:10:37,020 Holy shit 1864 01:10:37,020 --> 01:10:39,020 And started a big deal 1865 01:10:39,020 --> 01:10:41,020 Some trade routes 1866 01:10:41,020 --> 01:10:43,020 Would you rather be 1867 01:10:43,020 --> 01:10:45,020 The highest ranking member of this 1868 01:10:45,020 --> 01:10:47,020 Or a white guy in the 1950s 1869 01:10:47,020 --> 01:10:49,020 I mean the white guy in the 1950s 1870 01:10:49,020 --> 01:10:51,020 Would have more access to resources than 1871 01:10:51,020 --> 01:10:53,020 Any of these people 1872 01:10:53,020 --> 01:10:55,020 But they'll have like slaves and such 1873 01:10:55,020 --> 01:10:57,020 These people? 1874 01:10:57,020 --> 01:10:59,020 I'm sure the hot whoever the top dog was 1875 01:10:59,020 --> 01:11:01,020 Got whatever 1876 01:11:01,020 --> 01:11:03,020 Like when you go back to those times 1877 01:11:03,020 --> 01:11:05,020 When you're the big guy, you get whatever you want 1878 01:11:05,020 --> 01:11:07,020 Chinese slaves 1879 01:11:07,020 --> 01:11:09,020 Probably smart 1880 01:11:09,020 --> 01:11:11,020 But those aren't the guys you want 1881 01:11:11,020 --> 01:11:13,020 I mean, they probably know how to work 1882 01:11:13,020 --> 01:11:15,020 Or do good shit 1883 01:11:15,020 --> 01:11:17,020 Yeah 1884 01:11:17,020 --> 01:11:19,020 They're always giving out free samples of your product 1885 01:11:21,020 --> 01:11:23,020 It's weird they still have vibrators 1886 01:11:23,020 --> 01:11:25,020 But no AC 1887 01:11:25,020 --> 01:11:27,020 You know they did though 1888 01:11:27,020 --> 01:11:29,020 Oh, he's talking about the 1889 01:11:29,020 --> 01:11:31,020 Bees 1890 01:11:31,020 --> 01:11:33,020 But that's Egyptians 1891 01:11:33,020 --> 01:11:35,020 I feel like it's evolved over time, they found different ways 1892 01:11:35,020 --> 01:11:37,020 How do you think they did it in ancient China? 1893 01:11:37,020 --> 01:11:39,020 Let's see what they got there 1894 01:11:39,020 --> 01:11:41,020 So what you could do is cut down 1895 01:11:41,020 --> 01:11:43,020 Chinese hornet? 1896 01:11:43,020 --> 01:11:45,020 Yeah, you could get, no, fuck that 1897 01:11:45,020 --> 01:11:47,020 That's because that can go wrong fast 1898 01:11:47,020 --> 01:11:49,020 What you could do is, okay, no 1899 01:11:49,020 --> 01:11:51,020 You could get splinters like that, fuck that 1900 01:11:51,020 --> 01:11:53,020 Nevermind, I was going to say you cut down some bamboo 1901 01:11:53,020 --> 01:11:55,020 You can't do that 1902 01:11:55,020 --> 01:11:57,020 What's the vibrating instrument? 1903 01:11:57,020 --> 01:11:59,020 So probably Bumblebees maybe 1904 01:11:59,020 --> 01:12:01,020 Yeah 1905 01:12:01,020 --> 01:12:03,020 Instead of hornets 1906 01:12:03,020 --> 01:12:05,020 That's worse 1907 01:12:05,020 --> 01:12:07,020 Dude, they just 1908 01:12:07,020 --> 01:12:09,020 They're locked in a thing 1909 01:12:09,020 --> 01:12:11,020 They're confined 1910 01:12:11,020 --> 01:12:13,020 But they're harder to catch 1911 01:12:13,020 --> 01:12:15,020 But what if you have a dude that sucks and he accidentally has a little part where they can just chip through that 1912 01:12:15,020 --> 01:12:17,020 You gotta be careful 1913 01:12:17,020 --> 01:12:19,020 That's part of what you gotta take 1914 01:12:19,020 --> 01:12:21,020 Part of the risk 1915 01:12:21,020 --> 01:12:23,020 You want to use a 1916 01:12:23,020 --> 01:12:25,020 Vibrating, king, how you say this? 1917 01:12:25,020 --> 01:12:27,020 The Ching 1918 01:12:27,020 --> 01:12:29,020 Ching dynasty 1919 01:12:29,020 --> 01:12:31,020 Actually, I know how they do it 1920 01:12:31,020 --> 01:12:33,020 So you cut down some bamboo wood 1921 01:12:33,020 --> 01:12:35,020 You put them inside of it, you get something that tights it up real good 1922 01:12:35,020 --> 01:12:37,020 And then you get like some hide or something 1923 01:12:37,020 --> 01:12:39,020 To cover around the bamboo stick 1924 01:12:39,020 --> 01:12:41,020 What kind of animal? 1925 01:12:41,020 --> 01:12:43,020 Fox maybe? 1926 01:12:43,020 --> 01:12:45,020 Horse, you're gonna get a horse 1927 01:12:45,020 --> 01:12:47,020 People already like horses 1928 01:12:47,020 --> 01:12:49,020 So you get the same experience 1929 01:12:49,020 --> 01:12:51,020 You're not actually doing the horse, but you know what it is 1930 01:12:51,020 --> 01:12:53,020 You know what it is 1931 01:12:53,020 --> 01:12:55,020 Yeah, that's what I feel like they do 1932 01:12:55,020 --> 01:12:57,020 Just have a bunch of bees and hornets 1933 01:12:57,020 --> 01:12:59,020 And you could probably put a couple of balls in there that could move around too 1934 01:12:59,020 --> 01:13:01,020 Because they're all colliding together 1935 01:13:01,020 --> 01:13:03,020 So you got a horse snake, you just got a bunch of shit, everything's moving 1936 01:13:03,020 --> 01:13:05,020 Like a baby rattlesnake? 1937 01:13:05,020 --> 01:13:07,020 Bees too 1938 01:13:07,020 --> 01:13:09,020 No, this is all gonna be inside trying to make it move 1939 01:13:09,020 --> 01:13:11,020 Brandon, what about a rattlesnake dude? 1940 01:13:11,020 --> 01:13:13,020 Ooooooo 1941 01:13:13,020 --> 01:13:15,020 That could work too 1942 01:13:15,020 --> 01:13:17,020 That's gonna work very small though 1943 01:13:17,020 --> 01:13:19,020 That's gonna work very 1944 01:13:19,020 --> 01:13:21,020 For a short time because 1945 01:13:21,020 --> 01:13:23,020 That thing is gonna die in there 1946 01:13:23,020 --> 01:13:25,020 Well, you don't even have to put it in anything 1947 01:13:25,020 --> 01:13:27,020 You just have to make sure 1948 01:13:27,020 --> 01:13:29,020 Put something over his face 1949 01:13:29,020 --> 01:13:31,020 And then it's gonna automatically shake that 1950 01:13:31,020 --> 01:13:33,020 We got hours for it, does 1951 01:13:33,020 --> 01:13:35,020 So it's just the fangs 1952 01:13:35,020 --> 01:13:37,020 Nothing else in that body got that poison? 1953 01:13:37,020 --> 01:13:39,020 Yeah, no, the actual tail doesn't have that poison 1954 01:13:39,020 --> 01:13:41,020 I don't think it's gonna secrete any poison 1955 01:13:41,020 --> 01:13:43,020 Yeah, I mean that would be tough 1956 01:13:43,020 --> 01:13:45,020 But they could do it 1957 01:13:45,020 --> 01:13:47,020 It would be very tough though 1958 01:13:47,020 --> 01:13:49,020 Why would it be tough? 1959 01:13:49,020 --> 01:13:51,020 Because you gotta know how to catch the snake right 1960 01:13:51,020 --> 01:13:53,020 You gotta know how to grab it 1961 01:13:53,020 --> 01:13:55,020 You gotta realize what you're grabbing too 1962 01:13:55,020 --> 01:13:57,020 How are you gonna cover this thing over his head? 1963 01:13:57,020 --> 01:13:59,020 It's a dangerous game 1964 01:13:59,020 --> 01:14:01,020 I mean, like right now we would just use tape 1965 01:14:01,020 --> 01:14:03,020 So they probably use sapping bandages 1966 01:14:03,020 --> 01:14:05,020 Oh yeah 1967 01:14:05,020 --> 01:14:07,020 You think they don't have tape but they have bandages 1968 01:14:07,020 --> 01:14:09,020 Yeah 1969 01:14:09,020 --> 01:14:11,020 Oh that's bizarre though 1970 01:14:11,020 --> 01:14:13,020 It's just garment 1971 01:14:13,020 --> 01:14:15,020 I'm thinking of like band-aids 1972 01:14:15,020 --> 01:14:17,020 I feel bad for the snake at this point 1973 01:14:17,020 --> 01:14:19,020 That's saying something because I don't mess with snakes 1974 01:14:19,020 --> 01:14:21,020 This is a very dangerous thing dude 1975 01:14:21,020 --> 01:14:23,020 This is pretty much how Steve Irwin did 1976 01:14:23,020 --> 01:14:25,020 You raped a snake man, I just realized that 1977 01:14:25,020 --> 01:14:27,020 They don't have rights 1978 01:14:27,020 --> 01:14:29,020 Not at this point 1979 01:14:29,020 --> 01:14:31,020 Not almost like three people 1980 01:14:31,020 --> 01:14:33,020 had rights and that was it 1981 01:14:33,020 --> 01:14:35,020 Here it is 1982 01:14:35,020 --> 01:14:37,020 No, I'm not gonna do that 1983 01:14:37,020 --> 01:14:39,020 That's a dragon 1984 01:14:39,020 --> 01:14:41,020 That's a raar 1985 01:14:41,020 --> 01:14:43,020 What's that? 1986 01:14:43,020 --> 01:14:45,020 Oh, just making a dragon noise 1987 01:14:45,020 --> 01:14:47,020 That's a dragon 1988 01:14:47,020 --> 01:14:49,020 What's that dot that he's looking at? 1989 01:14:49,020 --> 01:14:51,020 Because it's in Japan, right? 1990 01:14:51,020 --> 01:14:53,020 Yeah, sure 1991 01:14:53,020 --> 01:14:55,020 This is the Qing dynasty of Japan 1992 01:14:55,020 --> 01:14:57,020 What is that the sun? 1993 01:14:57,020 --> 01:14:59,020 Yeah, I think so actually 1994 01:14:59,020 --> 01:15:01,020 Sun god? 1995 01:15:01,020 --> 01:15:03,020 Raw 1996 01:15:03,020 --> 01:15:05,020 That's Egyptian though 1997 01:15:05,020 --> 01:15:07,020 Isn't some rolling paper gonna pop up? 1998 01:15:07,020 --> 01:15:09,020 No 1999 01:15:09,020 --> 01:15:11,020 Oh no 2000 01:15:11,020 --> 01:15:13,020 We lost him 2001 01:15:13,020 --> 01:15:15,020 It's RA raw 2002 01:15:15,020 --> 01:15:17,020 Just RA 2003 01:15:17,020 --> 01:15:19,020 Okay 2004 01:15:19,020 --> 01:15:21,020 See that's cool as shit 2005 01:15:21,020 --> 01:15:23,020 That's Egyptian 2006 01:15:23,020 --> 01:15:25,020 That is cool as hell 2007 01:15:27,020 --> 01:15:29,020 And they can't make a good movie about these 2008 01:15:29,020 --> 01:15:31,020 motherfuckers, I'm so pissed off 2009 01:15:31,020 --> 01:15:33,020 What was that one? Gods of Egypt 2010 01:15:33,020 --> 01:15:35,020 With all whites 2011 01:15:35,020 --> 01:15:37,020 I'm not big on 2012 01:15:37,020 --> 01:15:39,020 You have whoever you want in the movie 2013 01:15:39,020 --> 01:15:41,020 It's Gods of fucking Egypt and they're all white 2014 01:15:41,020 --> 01:15:43,020 Well, everybody was white back then 2015 01:15:43,020 --> 01:15:45,020 No 2016 01:15:45,020 --> 01:15:47,020 Then the red 40 made you guys darker 2017 01:15:47,020 --> 01:15:49,020 And then you gotta get that ladies lotion 2018 01:15:49,020 --> 01:15:51,020 at that fucking shitty restaurant 2019 01:15:51,020 --> 01:15:53,020 and they'll make you white again 2020 01:15:53,020 --> 01:15:55,020 But the movies suck too, I just want to put that out there 2021 01:15:55,020 --> 01:15:57,020 Not even about just the white people 2022 01:15:57,020 --> 01:15:59,020 just sucked as a movie all together 2023 01:15:59,020 --> 01:16:01,020 What about the arthritis photos 2024 01:16:01,020 --> 01:16:03,020 The guy on the rock 2025 01:16:03,020 --> 01:16:05,020 Oh my god, that looked like fucking 2026 01:16:05,020 --> 01:16:07,020 Tua's hand 2027 01:16:07,020 --> 01:16:09,020 Exactly, that's rough 2028 01:16:09,020 --> 01:16:11,020 Well, I mean 2029 01:16:11,020 --> 01:16:13,020 I understand your situation 2030 01:16:13,020 --> 01:16:15,020 Do you think Steve Irwin ever touched 2031 01:16:15,020 --> 01:16:17,020 any of the animals inappropriately? 2032 01:16:17,020 --> 01:16:19,020 Probably, I think you got to 2033 01:16:19,020 --> 01:16:21,020 Well, I don't think you got to 2034 01:16:21,020 --> 01:16:23,020 You have to, but you might have 2035 01:16:23,020 --> 01:16:25,020 There's a chance it happens 2036 01:16:25,020 --> 01:16:27,020 What if it was like a Mr. Hand 2037 01:16:27,020 --> 01:16:29,020 situation where actually he tried 2038 01:16:29,020 --> 01:16:31,020 to have sex, the stingray thing went up his ass 2039 01:16:31,020 --> 01:16:33,020 and it killed him 2040 01:16:33,020 --> 01:16:35,020 I don't want to believe that 2041 01:16:35,020 --> 01:16:37,020 I don't think he did it 2042 01:16:37,020 --> 01:16:39,020 First of all, Steve Irwin, I almost feel bad saying that 2043 01:16:39,020 --> 01:16:41,020 He might be the best dude ever 2044 01:16:41,020 --> 01:16:43,020 Ken Bob Ross 2045 01:16:43,020 --> 01:16:45,020 Mr. Rogers 2046 01:16:45,020 --> 01:16:47,020 Steve Irwin 2047 01:16:47,020 --> 01:16:49,020 is probably the best white in the last 50 years 2048 01:16:49,020 --> 01:16:51,020 I just told you two more 2049 01:16:51,020 --> 01:16:53,020 That's amazing dude 2050 01:16:53,020 --> 01:16:55,020 I'm taking Steve Irwin over Bob Ross 2051 01:16:55,020 --> 01:16:57,020 But you're taking him over Mr. Rogers 2052 01:16:57,020 --> 01:16:59,020 Did you watch Mr. Rogers growing up? 2053 01:16:59,020 --> 01:17:01,020 Well, Steve Irwin was more my time 2054 01:17:01,020 --> 01:17:03,020 These guys were kind of before my time 2055 01:17:03,020 --> 01:17:05,020 Yeah, but Rogers was before 2056 01:17:05,020 --> 01:17:07,020 my time, but it just always came on 2057 01:17:07,020 --> 01:17:09,020 PBS 2058 01:17:09,020 --> 01:17:11,020 I watched Daniel Tiger, I didn't watch Mr. Rogers 2059 01:17:11,020 --> 01:17:13,020 Oh shit, I didn't know that was based on 2060 01:17:13,020 --> 01:17:15,020 I was like 17 when I watched that 2061 01:17:15,020 --> 01:17:17,020 I think this is the 2062 01:17:17,020 --> 01:17:19,020 best guy who's ever lived 2063 01:17:19,020 --> 01:17:21,020 I think this is the best white 2064 01:17:21,020 --> 01:17:23,020 A guy that all he wanted to do was talk to kids bro 2065 01:17:23,020 --> 01:17:25,020 Those are generally frowning, frowning whites 2066 01:17:25,020 --> 01:17:27,020 And when everybody hated black people 2067 01:17:27,020 --> 01:17:29,020 he was like, come in here and I'll wash your feet 2068 01:17:29,020 --> 01:17:31,020 Because he was Jesus like 2069 01:17:31,020 --> 01:17:33,020 He was trying to imitate that 2070 01:17:33,020 --> 01:17:35,020 Which I respect dude 2071 01:17:35,020 --> 01:17:37,020 He fought for public television 2072 01:17:37,020 --> 01:17:39,020 The only reason PBS still around 2073 01:17:39,020 --> 01:17:41,020 is because of him 2074 01:17:41,020 --> 01:17:43,020 How many kids got horrific 2075 01:17:43,020 --> 01:17:45,020 animal related injuries 2076 01:17:45,020 --> 01:17:47,020 trying to be like Steve Irwin 2077 01:17:47,020 --> 01:17:49,020 Oh without a doubt 2078 01:17:49,020 --> 01:17:51,020 Like me bro 2079 01:17:51,020 --> 01:17:53,020 I broke my foot chasing a lizard when I was 12 2080 01:17:53,020 --> 01:17:55,020 Holy shit 2081 01:17:55,020 --> 01:17:57,020 Hit it on the side of the house 2082 01:17:57,020 --> 01:17:59,020 Air conditioning unit man 2083 01:17:59,020 --> 01:18:01,020 Yo JJ 2084 01:18:01,020 --> 01:18:03,020 I got a question, I gotta go back to that Mr. Rogers 2085 01:18:03,020 --> 01:18:05,020 Did you say he like 2086 01:18:05,020 --> 01:18:07,020 So would he like personally wash their feet? 2087 01:18:07,020 --> 01:18:09,020 Like him? 2088 01:18:09,020 --> 01:18:11,020 It was to make a statement 2089 01:18:11,020 --> 01:18:13,020 Cause like 2090 01:18:13,020 --> 01:18:15,020 They didn't want him to have a black person 2091 01:18:15,020 --> 01:18:17,020 on there or something so he was like 2092 01:18:17,020 --> 01:18:19,020 You don't want me to have one, I'm gonna bring him in 2093 01:18:19,020 --> 01:18:21,020 Yeah but also Jake does that 2094 01:18:21,020 --> 01:18:23,020 Oh I know what you're talking about 2095 01:18:23,020 --> 01:18:25,020 Jake does it for different reasons 2096 01:18:25,020 --> 01:18:27,020 This right, I remember this 2097 01:18:27,020 --> 01:18:29,020 Yes I do 2098 01:18:29,020 --> 01:18:31,020 Historic day in America 2099 01:18:31,020 --> 01:18:33,020 I believe so 2100 01:18:33,020 --> 01:18:35,020 This is color TV 2101 01:18:35,020 --> 01:18:37,020 This wasn't that long ago 2102 01:18:37,020 --> 01:18:39,020 Yeah well this can't 2103 01:18:39,020 --> 01:18:41,020 The black dude's dressed up as a cop 2104 01:18:41,020 --> 01:18:43,020 Yeah 2105 01:18:43,020 --> 01:18:45,020 Who was the first black cop? 2106 01:18:45,020 --> 01:18:47,020 Oh dude they've had them since the 1800s 2107 01:18:47,020 --> 01:18:49,020 I don't think so 2108 01:18:49,020 --> 01:18:51,020 I really don't think so 2109 01:18:51,020 --> 01:18:53,020 I don't know 2110 01:18:53,020 --> 01:18:55,020 That would be like the modern day 2111 01:18:55,020 --> 01:18:57,020 Clayton Bigsby 2112 01:18:57,020 --> 01:18:59,020 Like a black cop in like Birmingham 2113 01:18:59,020 --> 01:19:01,020 Look at this, it's Bass Reese 18 2114 01:19:01,020 --> 01:19:03,020 Like dude this dude was 2115 01:19:03,020 --> 01:19:05,020 He was bad man, he was good 2116 01:19:05,020 --> 01:19:07,020 Look at this, oh Brandon's right again 2117 01:19:07,020 --> 01:19:09,020 But was he a cop or was he like a US marshal? 2118 01:19:09,020 --> 01:19:11,020 Dude he lived 1875 2119 01:19:11,020 --> 01:19:13,020 He lived for a long time too 2120 01:19:13,020 --> 01:19:15,020 Yeah he was a marshal 2121 01:19:15,020 --> 01:19:17,020 Which is probably way better than a police man 2122 01:19:17,020 --> 01:19:19,020 Exactly man, he was like one of the best 2123 01:19:19,020 --> 01:19:21,020 He was putting it down 2124 01:19:21,020 --> 01:19:23,020 I bet if you were a white dude and got arrested by this guy 2125 01:19:23,020 --> 01:19:25,020 You were so mad dude 2126 01:19:25,020 --> 01:19:27,020 So mad, I bet he was so happy 2127 01:19:27,020 --> 01:19:29,020 Look how many arrests, 4,000 arrests 2128 01:19:29,020 --> 01:19:31,020 Damn he's Kamala Harris 2129 01:19:31,020 --> 01:19:33,020 Kamala Harris 2130 01:19:33,020 --> 01:19:35,020 Who gives a fuck 2131 01:19:35,020 --> 01:19:37,020 If you vote for either of these two people 2132 01:19:37,020 --> 01:19:39,020 You heavily advocate for Donald Trump 2133 01:19:39,020 --> 01:19:41,020 Or Kamala Harris, congratulations dude 2134 01:19:41,020 --> 01:19:43,020 You're in the matrix 2135 01:19:43,020 --> 01:19:45,020 That's good 2136 01:19:45,020 --> 01:19:47,020 I think she's going to win 2137 01:19:47,020 --> 01:19:49,020 But I've never voted once 2138 01:19:49,020 --> 01:19:51,020 Even Obama, and I like Obama 2139 01:19:51,020 --> 01:19:53,020 Loved him 2140 01:19:53,020 --> 01:19:55,020 I like Bush too 2141 01:19:55,020 --> 01:19:57,020 I ain't going to lie to you, I like Bush too 2142 01:19:57,020 --> 01:19:59,020 And he might have genocideed a couple of her 2143 01:19:59,020 --> 01:20:01,020 But look 2144 01:20:01,020 --> 01:20:03,020 He was a wholesome guy 2145 01:20:03,020 --> 01:20:05,020 Obama bombed all those people 2146 01:20:05,020 --> 01:20:07,020 I was there, I was helping them 2147 01:20:07,020 --> 01:20:09,020 I pressed the button 2148 01:20:09,020 --> 01:20:11,020 Well 2149 01:20:11,020 --> 01:20:13,020 It's war 2150 01:20:13,020 --> 01:20:15,020 It's war man 2151 01:20:15,020 --> 01:20:17,020 There was a chance it wouldn't fire 2152 01:20:17,020 --> 01:20:19,020 Yeah 2153 01:20:19,020 --> 01:20:21,020 It's a good chance, they come back defective all the time 2154 01:20:21,020 --> 01:20:23,020 I have to take care of them 2155 01:20:23,020 --> 01:20:25,020 Send them back to the ASP, get them fixed 2156 01:20:25,020 --> 01:20:27,020 And all that type of shit 2157 01:20:27,020 --> 01:20:29,020 I've been seeing these videos on Instagram 2158 01:20:29,020 --> 01:20:31,020 Of dudes in the army who have full 2159 01:20:31,020 --> 01:20:33,020 Beards, and they're like 2160 01:20:33,020 --> 01:20:35,020 Why aren't you clean shaven? And it's just 2161 01:20:35,020 --> 01:20:37,020 Obviously Puerto Rican guy being like 2162 01:20:37,020 --> 01:20:39,020 I told them I was Muslim 2163 01:20:39,020 --> 01:20:41,020 They just have to respect it 2164 01:20:41,020 --> 01:20:43,020 Yeah dude, you do 2165 01:20:43,020 --> 01:20:45,020 I'm trying to take it 2166 01:20:45,020 --> 01:20:47,020 We didn't have anybody Muslim that had a beard 2167 01:20:47,020 --> 01:20:49,020 But I have mine like a stubble because 2168 01:20:49,020 --> 01:20:51,020 If you say 2169 01:20:51,020 --> 01:20:53,020 Black people get bumps, right? 2170 01:20:53,020 --> 01:20:55,020 So they can have beards because you can't shave 2171 01:20:55,020 --> 01:20:57,020 Shaving profile is what they call 2172 01:20:57,020 --> 01:20:59,020 And I didn't really need it 2173 01:20:59,020 --> 01:21:01,020 But I was like 2174 01:21:01,020 --> 01:21:03,020 I don't want to shave every day, so I went and got one 2175 01:21:03,020 --> 01:21:05,020 And they were like, oh you're black? Yeah 2176 01:21:05,020 --> 01:21:07,020 And then 2177 01:21:07,020 --> 01:21:09,020 You rarely see a white dude 2178 01:21:09,020 --> 01:21:11,020 I think I've seen one white dude and then 2179 01:21:11,020 --> 01:21:13,020 My NCO who was black was like 2180 01:21:13,020 --> 01:21:15,020 Hell no, I don't give a fuck what they say when he can't do that 2181 01:21:15,020 --> 01:21:17,020 So he had to 2182 01:21:17,020 --> 01:21:19,020 He had to let them grow it out 2183 01:21:19,020 --> 01:21:21,020 But I know they do this stuff for the 2184 01:21:21,020 --> 01:21:23,020 Muslims, like they can grow it out 2185 01:21:23,020 --> 01:21:25,020 But the reason you're supposed to be clean shaved is because 2186 01:21:25,020 --> 01:21:27,020 If a gas attack comes in 2187 01:21:27,020 --> 01:21:29,020 You want to be able to seal your 2188 01:21:29,020 --> 01:21:31,020 Gas mask. Yeah. You can't seal it 2189 01:21:31,020 --> 01:21:33,020 If you have hair. True 2190 01:21:33,020 --> 01:21:35,020 So even whenever if 2191 01:21:35,020 --> 01:21:37,020 You had a profile, if you go into the fucking 2192 01:21:37,020 --> 01:21:39,020 Gas chamber, you're going to shave 2193 01:21:39,020 --> 01:21:41,020 Because you ain't trying to 2194 01:21:41,020 --> 01:21:43,020 First of all, I'm not 2195 01:21:43,020 --> 01:21:45,020 Getting in the gas chamber. You have to, there's no choice 2196 01:21:45,020 --> 01:21:47,020 You have to. Nah man. There's not a choice 2197 01:21:47,020 --> 01:21:49,020 Too many history related incidents 2198 01:21:49,020 --> 01:21:51,020 You'll be fine. It does suck 2199 01:21:51,020 --> 01:21:53,020 It sucks 2200 01:21:53,020 --> 01:21:55,020 It looks good, but it's 2201 01:21:55,020 --> 01:21:57,020 It'll clean you out. It'll clean your nose out 2202 01:21:57,020 --> 01:21:59,020 For sure. I'm good without that. It's all snot 2203 01:21:59,020 --> 01:22:01,020 Everybody just comes out in the snot 2204 01:22:01,020 --> 01:22:03,020 Dude, that was me at Clown College show 2205 01:22:03,020 --> 01:22:05,020 I already went through the gas chamber 2206 01:22:05,020 --> 01:22:07,020 That was me the other day 2207 01:22:07,020 --> 01:22:09,020 We should do it. I'll probably get some CS Gas 2208 01:22:09,020 --> 01:22:11,020 Just in here 2209 01:22:11,020 --> 01:22:13,020 Oh shit dude 2210 01:22:13,020 --> 01:22:15,020 We were just like this and we'd die 2211 01:22:15,020 --> 01:22:17,020 Wouldn't this spread? Everybody would have to evacuate 2212 01:22:17,020 --> 01:22:19,020 You just put it, you just put like 2213 01:22:19,020 --> 01:22:21,020 A canister here, right 2214 01:22:21,020 --> 01:22:23,020 And it's like you put the 2215 01:22:23,020 --> 01:22:25,020 Tablets, you can have CS tablets 2216 01:22:25,020 --> 01:22:27,020 Or the actual gas 2217 01:22:27,020 --> 01:22:29,020 Like a pill? 2218 01:22:29,020 --> 01:22:31,020 No, like a sugar cube 2219 01:22:31,020 --> 01:22:33,020 Whatever, they're just tablets 2220 01:22:33,020 --> 01:22:35,020 And then you put like water 2221 01:22:35,020 --> 01:22:37,020 On them I think, and then it 2222 01:22:37,020 --> 01:22:39,020 Fills up the air with CS 2223 01:22:39,020 --> 01:22:41,020 Gas and it burns your skin 2224 01:22:41,020 --> 01:22:43,020 Oh no. But you got it, so we got to go in there 2225 01:22:43,020 --> 01:22:45,020 Right, I know we got to go, this is it 2226 01:22:45,020 --> 01:22:47,020 You go in there, and you got the 2227 01:22:47,020 --> 01:22:49,020 Mask on, the whole point of it is to make sure your mask 2228 01:22:49,020 --> 01:22:51,020 Works, so you're in there like hey everybody 2229 01:22:51,020 --> 01:22:53,020 Good, nobody doesn't 2230 01:22:53,020 --> 01:22:55,020 Either way you're going to have to take 2231 01:22:55,020 --> 01:22:57,020 It off, so 2232 01:22:57,020 --> 01:22:59,020 Then that's why you know, oh your shit's not sealed, so tighten 2233 01:22:59,020 --> 01:23:01,020 Up the straps, make sure you're sit sealed 2234 01:23:01,020 --> 01:23:03,020 Then you take off the mask, don't breathe in 2235 01:23:03,020 --> 01:23:05,020 And then put it back on and then reseal it 2236 01:23:05,020 --> 01:23:07,020 By pressing your hand against 2237 01:23:07,020 --> 01:23:09,020 The filter, and then you 2238 01:23:09,020 --> 01:23:11,020 Press it on there, you go, and you blow out 2239 01:23:11,020 --> 01:23:13,020 That's how you clear your mask, so 2240 01:23:13,020 --> 01:23:15,020 Now you're learning how to clear the mask once you get 2241 01:23:15,020 --> 01:23:17,020 Gas in it, or you get gas and then you put your mask on 2242 01:23:17,020 --> 01:23:19,020 And then, I think they just do this 2243 01:23:19,020 --> 01:23:21,020 So you know how it feels, or just to 2244 01:23:21,020 --> 01:23:23,020 Fuck with us, I actually did it 2245 01:23:23,020 --> 01:23:25,020 To whenever I became a sergeant, I love doing it 2246 01:23:25,020 --> 01:23:27,020 To soldiers too, but you know you take 2247 01:23:27,020 --> 01:23:29,020 Them in there and they close the doors 2248 01:23:29,020 --> 01:23:31,020 Have you all line up, all you guys take off 2249 01:23:31,020 --> 01:23:33,020 Your mask, and they say 2250 01:23:33,020 --> 01:23:35,020 The soldiers creed, and the soldiers creed is like 2251 01:23:35,020 --> 01:23:37,020 That's a lot of sentences, you know what I mean, it's not just 2252 01:23:37,020 --> 01:23:39,020 Like a couple of, I am an American soldier 2253 01:23:39,020 --> 01:23:41,020 That's the part I got to, I was like, I am an 2254 01:23:41,020 --> 01:23:43,020 Oh no 2255 01:23:43,020 --> 01:23:45,020 Try to run to the fucking door, this is 2256 01:23:45,020 --> 01:23:47,020 A basic training, try to run to the door, and they won't 2257 01:23:47,020 --> 01:23:49,020 Let you out, so you're like 2258 01:23:49,020 --> 01:23:51,020 Like you're fucking dying in there, and some 2259 01:23:51,020 --> 01:23:53,020 People can get pretty far 2260 01:23:53,020 --> 01:23:55,020 Into the soldiers, I am an American soldier 2261 01:23:55,020 --> 01:23:57,020 Blah blah blah blah blah, and they get 2262 01:23:57,020 --> 01:23:59,020 Pretty far, that's the only part you remember 2263 01:23:59,020 --> 01:24:01,020 I'm trying to remember, I am an American soldier 2264 01:24:01,020 --> 01:24:03,020 Yeah, that's the most important part 2265 01:24:03,020 --> 01:24:05,020 Yeah 2266 01:24:05,020 --> 01:24:07,020 Foreign and domestic, that's in there somewhere 2267 01:24:07,020 --> 01:24:09,020 Foreign and domestic, yeah talking about 2268 01:24:09,020 --> 01:24:11,020 Fucking people up 2269 01:24:11,020 --> 01:24:13,020 Foreignly or domestic, you got damn right 2270 01:24:13,020 --> 01:24:15,020 Because we're fucking soldiers 2271 01:24:15,020 --> 01:24:17,020 God damn it 2272 01:24:17,020 --> 01:24:43,020 That's it, peace 2273 01:24:47,020 --> 01:24:55,020 Ty Tussie