1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,560 This week on clown college 2 00:00:08,040 --> 00:00:10,040 Many people are in the world 3 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:16,840 How many billion so if there's 4 00:00:19,080 --> 00:00:21,740 How many billion are in the world, okay 5 00:00:21,740 --> 00:00:26,140 I said or trillion a trillion. He said a trillion. He said a trillion 6 00:00:27,260 --> 00:00:29,440 Billion are in the world. Okay, probably what? 7 00:00:30,180 --> 00:00:32,180 365 billion 8 00:00:34,860 --> 00:00:36,860 We'll average it out to a hundred 9 00:00:37,940 --> 00:00:41,220 There's seven billion people in the world. He said one trillion 10 00:00:44,940 --> 00:00:46,940 Billion all that shit 11 00:00:46,940 --> 00:00:54,540 No, there are a trillion people. They're when traffic bad. It's true. There's a lot of people 12 00:01:02,140 --> 00:01:06,260 Okay, Brandon final answer how many people are in the world right now, okay, probably 13 00:01:08,300 --> 00:01:10,300 96 billion 14 00:01:10,300 --> 00:01:14,820 Welcome to clown college we have profound knowledge in many ways to elevate and make his own polish 15 00:01:14,820 --> 00:01:20,460 So if you want to hear a little honest few takes on a ways to make it as a comic stick around for a while 16 00:01:20,460 --> 00:01:23,900 If you're down to clown, we got the guests right now just to show you how 17 00:01:25,940 --> 00:01:27,940 Let's all go to clown college baby 18 00:01:29,940 --> 00:01:31,940 It's with Brandon, Wanda, Scott and JJ 19 00:01:34,900 --> 00:01:36,900 Let's all go to clown college baby 20 00:01:36,900 --> 00:01:38,900 It's with Brandon, Wanda, Scott and JJ 21 00:01:40,900 --> 00:01:42,900 Let's all go to clown college baby 22 00:01:42,900 --> 00:02:10,900 It's with Brandon, Wanda, Scott and JJ 23 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:17,580 Do that don't do that I don't support that you can't can't even not smoke for two seconds 24 00:02:19,660 --> 00:02:21,660 You got a real problem 25 00:02:25,060 --> 00:02:29,500 I don't like drugs. I don't do drugs. I don't support drugs right Brandon 26 00:02:30,380 --> 00:02:33,220 Yeah, man, since I'm on this camera. Yeah, I don't do drugs 27 00:02:35,860 --> 00:02:37,860 Your glasses need to be adjusted 28 00:02:37,860 --> 00:02:39,980 So badly. How's it looking now? Why? 29 00:02:40,700 --> 00:02:45,460 Look at the right side is two inches lower than the left side, dude. Yeah 30 00:02:46,740 --> 00:02:49,500 Just like my nipples. It's like my balls man 31 00:02:50,940 --> 00:02:55,820 Good that means you're fertile. Yeah, there you go. It's perfect now. Yeah, that fixed that fixed it 32 00:02:55,940 --> 00:03:01,660 That really did you could be an optician. There's a little magic touch. Yeah, we were rolling. Hell. Yeah 33 00:03:01,660 --> 00:03:07,420 It's been a crazy week, huh? Yeah, it's been fun. Who's this fucker right here? 34 00:03:08,340 --> 00:03:10,340 That's the guy that's gonna beat your ass 35 00:03:11,660 --> 00:03:13,660 Fuck it coming for the belt dude. I 36 00:03:14,180 --> 00:03:17,620 Will have a comedian will have a comedian belt, dude 37 00:03:17,620 --> 00:03:21,940 I still think we should do it with lightsabers, but that's just me lightsabers. Yes 38 00:03:24,940 --> 00:03:28,180 Lightsaber we could get like mask or something or just like headgear 39 00:03:28,180 --> 00:03:32,540 I would take a lightsaber to the face out of the pursuit of glory 40 00:03:32,660 --> 00:03:34,780 I've got a nice one dude 41 00:03:34,780 --> 00:03:38,940 Really? Yeah me and Charlie have a bit about this about how lightsaber technology is getting out of control 42 00:03:38,940 --> 00:03:43,580 So like nowadays if you just like saw somebody with one of those Instagram lightsabers, you'd be like, whoa, dude 43 00:03:43,580 --> 00:03:47,580 Yeah, I've got like a 350 dollar one. That's too much 44 00:03:52,860 --> 00:03:54,860 You were 15 45 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:56,860 Too much 46 00:03:56,940 --> 00:04:01,820 You're 28 talking about fighting you didn't have parents dude, like you had a $300 47 00:04:04,220 --> 00:04:09,580 $350 lightsaber lit up and everything you didn't have to press that button if fucking better light 48 00:04:10,820 --> 00:04:13,020 What's the first part of the word lightsaber? 49 00:04:19,100 --> 00:04:21,100 Just pop out like a dick or something 50 00:04:21,100 --> 00:04:23,100 Like 51 00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:29,260 Those little ones the cheap ones yeah, so you're talking about fighting with the just light 52 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:33,980 Sounds gay when you say it like that 53 00:04:34,780 --> 00:04:40,540 Fighting I didn't know Star Wars was gay. The bullets are light too. That's crazy. They're not gonna shoot 54 00:04:43,100 --> 00:04:45,880 I saw this fucking water gun on Instagram 55 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:51,480 Today actually it shoots like it has a light on then and it looks like actual like 56 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:53,880 Star Wars 57 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:56,440 Laser bullets you spend too much money on that, too 58 00:04:57,040 --> 00:05:01,200 Dude, I fucking feel it would come in the face if you wouldn't like it so much 59 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:08,640 Just a orange come tease me like why is it orange dude? That was the color of the light man my bed 60 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:10,640 I should have clear from all the Guthrie's do 61 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:16,520 I do shout out shout out Guthrie's do that racist guy. I was gonna say 62 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:24,820 They're like which one even that racist all of it. Yeah, some hospitality. It's good. I think the racism southern hospitality 63 00:05:24,820 --> 00:05:28,560 No, well, yeah felt like that a little bit a little bit did it? 64 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:38,480 Yeah, I was cuz I was sitting there was so I didn't I didn't know I didn't know what was going on 65 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:40,000 Hey 66 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:45,220 What is it? I need to hear this story Brandon's saying I might be on the news. Okay, man 67 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:50,660 So we don't know none of us know this. All right, so what's he what happened to me on Friday because you know 68 00:05:50,660 --> 00:05:54,160 He doesn't have internet. He was homeless. He was walking. So he always walks 69 00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:59,760 Listen I don't know who he is, but he knows who I am 70 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:03,580 This dude always walks from my neighborhood and he always has like this like wife 71 00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:09,840 He has a shirt that's cut out so you just see it's like sleeveless. He has walk free as a beard and white hair 72 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:15,660 And he's homeless. I remember one time he was walking through and I was trying to like be like nice to do that little southern hospitality 73 00:06:15,660 --> 00:06:21,360 Oh, you know what? How are you doing today? Talk to the straight and he stopped. Oh man. I'm doing good, bro 74 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:24,120 Hey, thanks for checking on me. I was like, thanks may say but you know, uh 75 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:31,200 You know, I've been homeless for about three years now for real damn. He's like, yeah, man my foot 76 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:35,420 It was so bad. I had to call my brother cuz my foot got frozen then he had to saw it out for me 77 00:06:35,420 --> 00:06:37,840 I was like for real. Yeah, he was like, yeah 78 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:43,280 Yeah, like I just said outside my house cuz there's black mold in there, you know, the people won't fix it for me 79 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:47,280 I was like really okay. He was like, yeah, and then they keep putting setting on my food 80 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:58,700 Yeah, man, uh, actually the police they're the devil and then they got a black guy that actually looks just like you and I was like 81 00:06:58,700 --> 00:07:00,500 No 82 00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:04,780 Actually, I didn't even say no I was like damn that's crazy man. He was like me for real. He's like, yeah 83 00:07:05,020 --> 00:07:07,940 Yeah, they just sneak in there and they always spray it and then you know, uh 84 00:07:08,060 --> 00:07:11,840 I'm also God's calling me right now cuz he told me that they're all Satanist 85 00:07:12,420 --> 00:07:15,700 Everybody's Satanist and he's telling me that I'm going to have to kill some of these people 86 00:07:15,700 --> 00:07:20,500 I like you got to kill some people he's like yes, like all the cops in Huntsville all that stuff 87 00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:24,020 I'm going to have to go after them and then he was like, you know what? I like you. What's your name? 88 00:07:24,020 --> 00:07:26,580 I said, oh my name's Brandon. He was like, yeah, okay Brandon 89 00:07:26,580 --> 00:07:32,340 But let me tell you something if you ever need me and shit goes down because these cops come in everybody's house and put 90 00:07:32,340 --> 00:07:36,900 Fentanyl everywhere. I'm three houses down you can come in here and we'll blow these people up together 91 00:07:36,900 --> 00:07:42,660 Do you get what I'm saying? I was like, oh man, that's great. All right, and they like yeah, man shake my hands. I 92 00:07:43,620 --> 00:07:45,740 Hesitated after dude, I shouldn't 93 00:07:46,780 --> 00:07:51,940 Do he was definitely on fentanyl and I just did this still 94 00:07:51,940 --> 00:07:57,540 Thank you. Still stung and shit names like a man by the way, you smoke weed knows like I 95 00:07:58,140 --> 00:08:00,140 May dabble in it 96 00:08:00,540 --> 00:08:05,100 It was like if you go down there, you know that cloud a store which is the store I go to every week 97 00:08:05,100 --> 00:08:07,100 I was like no man never heard 98 00:08:07,460 --> 00:08:11,340 Any made it sound like it was gold. He's like man, it'll get you. Hi you come to my house 99 00:08:11,340 --> 00:08:13,540 I'll set you up. I'm like, no, I'm good now 100 00:08:13,540 --> 00:08:15,860 I called my mom she was like dude that dude is crazy 101 00:08:16,220 --> 00:08:20,420 Everybody's been talking about him then my uncle was talking to me told him the same shit 102 00:08:20,420 --> 00:08:23,740 I was like this dude just told me that he's a prophecy to kill people man 103 00:08:23,740 --> 00:08:29,900 He's like looking around like he even looked at my mom's car. I was like this your mom's car. I was like, yeah, he was like 104 00:08:30,460 --> 00:08:31,460 mmm 105 00:08:31,460 --> 00:08:34,540 Satanist I was like, what the fuck you talking about weird 106 00:08:35,220 --> 00:08:40,660 Very terrifying shit like he's definitely gonna kill some people. He told me about his guns. It's weird 107 00:08:43,700 --> 00:08:45,700 Yeah, I would avoid that yeah 108 00:08:45,700 --> 00:08:50,460 You don't have to talk to them. I was too fucking so I was like, yeah the whole time. Oh hell yeah 109 00:08:50,460 --> 00:08:52,500 But where does the where does the news come in? 110 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:55,460 Because I know he's going to kill some people sometime 111 00:08:55,460 --> 00:08:59,220 He keeps on telling me and that's how you know, it's gonna be on the news what they might cover it up 112 00:08:59,220 --> 00:09:01,220 He was talking about cops 113 00:09:01,220 --> 00:09:03,220 You believe him? 114 00:09:03,340 --> 00:09:05,660 He was telling me he was like he was like they're scared of me 115 00:09:06,300 --> 00:09:13,820 Yeah, man, I battled them by myself with no guns. Just my hands. Yeah, whatever man. It's probably something he did 116 00:09:13,820 --> 00:09:15,820 I 117 00:09:16,540 --> 00:09:18,540 You don't say dude 118 00:09:18,540 --> 00:09:23,740 Tell you where he lost me in the story. Let me let you know. So his foot froze, huh? 119 00:09:23,740 --> 00:09:29,540 And he's recently homeless. Well, sir, it is August so when exactly does your feet freeze? 120 00:09:30,100 --> 00:09:34,860 They said he was homeless for three years and he said he just sits outside his house cuz I got mold in it 121 00:09:34,860 --> 00:09:39,620 He's like I got nice house. I was like, oh you gonna get a apartment. He's like, no, fuck that man. I like houses 122 00:09:39,620 --> 00:09:41,620 I got a house. Oh 123 00:09:41,620 --> 00:09:43,820 Who would choose a frostbite over? 124 00:09:44,820 --> 00:09:49,100 so nice fucked up cuz now whenever he see me problem, but hey, man and I 125 00:09:51,100 --> 00:09:53,100 Just might die 126 00:09:53,980 --> 00:09:55,980 Shit that was weird 127 00:09:56,420 --> 00:10:00,780 Just don't talk to strangers. I guess man. How the fuck are you a real person? 128 00:10:01,740 --> 00:10:03,740 But that was wild as shit. I 129 00:10:04,660 --> 00:10:06,660 Love you 130 00:10:06,660 --> 00:10:11,300 My girl cuz I was like I was like, I don't know that's not what I would be late. I was like 131 00:10:14,580 --> 00:10:17,020 Dude off what we just pull out something you know, I fucked this 132 00:10:19,460 --> 00:10:23,300 Yeah, Brennan I want to get shot in the back I can show you how to handle that situation 133 00:10:24,020 --> 00:10:30,180 So like I'm you right? So hit me with the first thing he said. Oh, hey, man. Yeah, I'm doing good 134 00:10:30,180 --> 00:10:35,420 I'm doing good. It's kind of whether it's kind of hot, you know, I'm homeless have been like this for three years 135 00:10:35,420 --> 00:10:39,740 I'm doing good. It is pretty hot. Hey, you take it easy 136 00:10:40,620 --> 00:10:42,620 I'll see you brother brother 137 00:10:44,620 --> 00:10:46,620 What's your name click? 138 00:10:46,860 --> 00:10:48,860 I'll be here when you get back, huh? 139 00:10:49,820 --> 00:10:51,820 What gone gone? 140 00:10:53,700 --> 00:10:57,580 Man, I was holding on to the doors. Well that happens sometimes I 141 00:10:58,820 --> 00:11:01,860 Don't think this is the police report type of dude, you know, yeah 142 00:11:01,860 --> 00:11:06,460 Yeah, and plus how does even know I hit him do with that frozen foot? Oh, yeah 143 00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:12,460 Shake a lot. I don't know maybe don't put that in the pod y'all asked him to tell the story. Yeah 144 00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:17,260 Something already happened that you were saying it like something already happened 145 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:21,520 He was telling me he was trying to kill people for the like people the prophet of God 146 00:11:22,700 --> 00:11:27,300 So he's just on drugs a homeless person on drugs. Oh, yeah. Yeah 147 00:11:27,300 --> 00:11:34,540 Yeah, I like to imagine he was just playing jackpot with a bunch of kids and then he caught the ball and they were like freeze 148 00:11:36,540 --> 00:11:39,860 He's just went around thinking that that's the fun version 149 00:11:39,860 --> 00:11:44,340 What do you thought those were the cops like they are saying free like yeah, I scared him off when he yelled 150 00:11:45,380 --> 00:11:50,700 Kids gonna run fucking tiny-ass demon cups, dude. That was wild as shit 151 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:54,840 Man, that was I shouldn't have shook his hand. I should have fist-bunked what we had that sitting on the fan 152 00:11:54,840 --> 00:12:00,980 You probably got AIDS dude. I was thinking maybe have when he touched my baby. Yeah, that's fentanyl. You definitely 153 00:12:01,780 --> 00:12:06,740 You're how did you feel after the car? Did you watch your eyes? I put some ass in time 154 00:12:06,740 --> 00:12:09,460 You say what you drive after that had to yes 155 00:12:09,460 --> 00:12:14,860 You didn't you haven't been within six feet of Athena since touching this guy. Have you? Yes 156 00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:17,940 I hope you can have it do man. Damn it. Yeah 157 00:12:18,540 --> 00:12:20,540 Wash my hands and stuff 158 00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:26,220 And sometimes I got that you didn't wash your hands right away or did you put your you put hand sanitizer before you touch your 159 00:12:26,220 --> 00:12:28,220 Stem will yes. Okay 160 00:12:29,220 --> 00:12:33,420 It's pretty good. That's what at what point do you exit that conversation? 161 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:37,420 I know you immediately roughly when do you hop out it? 162 00:12:37,420 --> 00:12:41,060 What it wouldn't even get it would it I mean it would just be like he'll come up and looking at me 163 00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:47,460 I just look at him a certain way to keep him walking. Yeah when a homeless guy approaches me and Dom Dom always puts it on me 164 00:12:47,460 --> 00:12:49,580 Yeah, always puts it on me 165 00:12:49,580 --> 00:12:53,700 Like if we'll be out there smoking a homeless guy will approach us and be like y'all got cigarette masks 166 00:12:53,700 --> 00:12:58,700 And I'll be like I get it from him knowing that I always get it from him 167 00:13:00,060 --> 00:13:06,780 If a dude comes up for a ride Dom's just like Dom's like sorry man, I'm going that way Jake's going east 168 00:13:08,780 --> 00:13:12,820 Gone he's like I can get that right with you and I'm be like man. I got a vacuum in my car 169 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,460 This actually happened. That's the dude that 170 00:13:15,460 --> 00:13:17,460 Painted the thing in my house 171 00:13:18,660 --> 00:13:25,180 Pass him off mm-hmm pass the rock to somebody else. I think Alex end up giving that guy a ride home. He did yeah 172 00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:32,520 Okay, yeah, it was a rough time. I always feel bad about that. I'm sorry dude. I was like the hotel right there 173 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:35,220 He was like yeah, but I need to go to the gas station and then come back 174 00:13:35,220 --> 00:13:38,380 So you want somebody take you somewhere and then bring you back now, dude 175 00:13:38,380 --> 00:13:45,700 How Alex is about to be an uber x-driver in that new whip yeah, he's got that can we put a piss down right here? 176 00:13:45,860 --> 00:13:47,860 He's got the short bus 177 00:13:49,220 --> 00:13:51,220 Memories look at 178 00:13:53,460 --> 00:14:00,060 What year 1996 see how I remember that they got the Han Solo fucking squirt gun, dude 179 00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:03,900 That ain't got shit on the fucking thing I saw oh 180 00:14:04,740 --> 00:14:06,740 shit 181 00:14:06,740 --> 00:14:08,740 You guys watch Star Wars 182 00:14:11,580 --> 00:14:15,820 Look at that when I saw that walk-in. I was like this is the most Asian thing I've ever seen 183 00:14:16,380 --> 00:14:19,740 As it look at this fucking slick sideways to see wagon 184 00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:26,420 Kill those are with that thing dude. That's nice. He's gonna go straight through the Orion 185 00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:32,420 Oh 186 00:14:32,420 --> 00:14:34,420 God dude 187 00:14:34,420 --> 00:14:39,340 I get out tight that caught my eye and I the first person I thought of was you 188 00:14:39,940 --> 00:14:42,100 I would think of Brandon 189 00:14:48,060 --> 00:14:53,480 The joy that this vehicle brings me this I like that little fire truck would 190 00:14:53,480 --> 00:15:03,560 Oh, yeah, I was eyeballing that this has to be like a collector's a Japanese fire truck. I like the fire truck 191 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:07,840 People do you think that the same did Fukushima dude is a negative number? 192 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:11,160 bombings of Tokyo 193 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:19,000 Those are driving around even during their emergency to that's the fucking clown college car right here 194 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:27,280 You could put like literally it's a clown the mobile wet t-shirt contest dude. I saw one last night. I saw one last night 195 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:35,680 Not good dude we went to we went to do a show at a biker rally in Tuscumbia 196 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:40,960 Oh, yes, the only one and 197 00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:44,280 Lot of rebel flags dude 198 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:49,960 Lot of rebel flags and straight-up people walking around naked in leather like assless chaps tits out 199 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:54,360 multiple multiple breast available, you know 200 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:59,000 Dude, these are some of these breasts last days in the Sun, you know 201 00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:01,840 They were going bad tomorrow like 202 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:06,720 This is their last chance to show off dude, and they were out and 203 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:13,880 They had a wet t-shirt contest with like four whores a couple of moms two biker ladies and like one beautiful 204 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:16,680 beautiful like young lady and 205 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:21,680 At first she wasn't gonna show her tits, but those bikers got aggressive 206 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:27,420 She showed him dude she did not make a good decision that night dude 207 00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:31,960 We were in the middle of a field like the stars like I haven't seen in a long time 208 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:36,280 You could see like the Milky Way cloud zero zero light pollution 209 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:44,120 Dude, it was sick and we opened up for the Velcro pygmies and we did alright, dude 210 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:47,040 We did alright 211 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:53,540 It went good. It went good. Yeah, dude. It was a killer fucking show man one of the wildest one the wildest 212 00:16:53,540 --> 00:16:58,860 Wildest places I've ever been you just can't do a wet t-shirt contest nowadays, man 213 00:16:58,860 --> 00:17:05,540 It's it's all over everybody's Instagram story. That girl's crying. Oh, yeah, she's been crying all fucking day 214 00:17:05,540 --> 00:17:11,320 I mean, yeah, I got I got I got video of it. So, you know, it's like you would never there's no way that 215 00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:13,700 I'm the only one yeah, dude. I wouldn't do that again and 216 00:17:14,780 --> 00:17:16,780 you know 217 00:17:16,780 --> 00:17:23,260 Yeah, hopefully she'll be as famous as the Hawk to a whore, you know, I just want 218 00:17:24,580 --> 00:17:28,140 Dude that's just that's just lightning in a slippery bottle, you know 219 00:17:31,420 --> 00:17:33,420 Who's that? 220 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:36,420 Is that oh dad he just shown his tits 221 00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:44,060 What are you doing man? Those that was these dudes are always the quality at the wet t-shirt contest was that quality? 222 00:17:44,060 --> 00:17:46,060 Yeah, what? 223 00:17:47,780 --> 00:17:51,700 What lumber calls thrift store their store pussy 224 00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:59,100 No, I can't I just don't want to say thrift store pussy and I'll say a lot of shit 225 00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:11,980 I said type shit at the end. Yeah, I should have pushed you type. Hey, that is a lot better. Yeah Wow. So it's not pussy type shit. You should write a song. Hell yeah, dude 226 00:18:16,140 --> 00:18:18,140 football 227 00:18:19,780 --> 00:18:22,060 Brandon over there with the Miami Vice look 228 00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:27,580 Yeah with them straight glasses on oh, yeah 229 00:18:27,580 --> 00:18:30,460 Yeah, yes, yes. I Miami special victims 230 00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:35,380 Special is underlined 231 00:18:38,740 --> 00:18:40,740 Yes, yep 232 00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:50,640 You still you still with them still what do you competing this year? No, you would but she was working for 233 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:56,020 I was in your auntie see I had no I was just a dude making sure everything went right 234 00:18:56,020 --> 00:19:02,380 That's what I say you work for. Oh, no. No, I was I was volunteered that one time with your TC. Yeah, they don't pay him 235 00:19:04,140 --> 00:19:08,380 No, I went down there with some girl to look like Dora made sure that everything was good 236 00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:11,100 She didn't run off then my friend almost got molested man 237 00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:16,120 Oh fucked up my one his dude dude kept on trying to kiss him and hug him and shit up fucked up 238 00:19:19,060 --> 00:19:22,220 My friend thankfully I was safe watching people 239 00:19:22,220 --> 00:19:24,220 Yeah 240 00:19:31,020 --> 00:19:35,260 He was in a situation yeah, they give you free condoms there too 241 00:19:42,980 --> 00:19:47,940 That Olympian fuck village is something though, man. Oh, dude, they should just breed 242 00:19:47,940 --> 00:19:52,280 They should humans Dom's been on Dom's been on this weird eugenics kick man 243 00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:57,740 Talking about who should be fucking who that's how they made. Yeah. I mean was in the Olympic Village 244 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:06,440 They just they just you know, but they did that they didn't X2 tall-ass motherfuckers like let us you'll be the best possible player 245 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:08,440 We I don't think they were in love 246 00:20:09,780 --> 00:20:13,820 You know it doesn't breathe for the children. Yeah for the future, but I don't like 247 00:20:13,820 --> 00:20:20,140 I don't like that either breed for the children. I think that they yeah, they should never be in the same sentence together and 248 00:20:20,540 --> 00:20:24,380 You breathe so you can have yeah mutated children that are better 249 00:20:26,540 --> 00:20:28,540 Like Chernobyl kids 250 00:20:30,340 --> 00:20:36,100 This is your German side coming out three Mile Island children Plum Island babies do 251 00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:43,060 I don't know Fukushima babies. I knew it sure double. I knew a lady. That was a Chernobyl baby 252 00:20:43,060 --> 00:20:48,780 She had one of those fucking t-rex arms, you know, yeah kind of hot. Yeah, they can be hot 253 00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:50,780 They can be hot dude, you know 254 00:20:51,020 --> 00:20:53,460 They just putting that out there. Yeah, what do you mean? 255 00:20:54,980 --> 00:20:56,980 Cripples Cripples are 256 00:20:57,380 --> 00:21:01,140 Deformity they are people with deformities or people really. No, they're not yeah 257 00:21:01,140 --> 00:21:03,140 I 258 00:21:05,020 --> 00:21:11,540 Didn't laugh I didn't I didn't let the record show I did not laugh. Yeah, dude. I 259 00:21:12,820 --> 00:21:15,740 Don't know man Special Olympics. I love that. That's dope 260 00:21:15,780 --> 00:21:21,260 Yeah, they couldn't they should have that for the Special Olympics the fuck village the breeding village 261 00:21:21,700 --> 00:21:23,700 Yeah, well now you can't do that no more 262 00:21:24,260 --> 00:21:26,140 they can 263 00:21:26,140 --> 00:21:32,500 Well, no more I think you used to be able to but now you can't you're not gonna water down these fucking people 264 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:37,020 I do have I do have genuine questions about reproductive rights with 265 00:21:37,580 --> 00:21:39,580 the mentally disabled 266 00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:43,700 Yeah, I know Jake was on there 267 00:21:48,300 --> 00:21:52,380 Clean it up. I probably shouldn't do I probably shouldn't 268 00:21:52,380 --> 00:21:55,980 Because that could be about the rain man Messiah 269 00:21:59,020 --> 00:22:02,180 Documentary oh, dude, I almost watched this the other night 270 00:22:04,380 --> 00:22:07,580 Oh, yes, we throw that's my dude right there 271 00:22:09,460 --> 00:22:11,460 Go to all 272 00:22:11,460 --> 00:22:21,820 It was oh it just came out to February 3rd. It's not out yet. Fuck. Yeah. It's about a guy who couldn't communicate and oh 273 00:22:22,340 --> 00:22:26,540 Yes, yes, this is telling me this guy's about something communication 274 00:22:26,540 --> 00:22:32,900 No, he was literally nonverbal and his therapist ends up just like molesting him. Oh, no 275 00:22:33,860 --> 00:22:37,940 Yes, she just faked this whole thing and just fucking touch 276 00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:44,260 Yeah, we talked about this a while ago because my girlfriend told me about this documentary. This is fucked up 277 00:22:44,260 --> 00:22:49,620 Yeah, she's like there's this guy with a hammer in this therapist. It's like some bullshit 278 00:22:50,300 --> 00:22:52,300 She could have just been touching him the whole time 279 00:22:54,900 --> 00:22:56,900 Damn yeah, you walk 280 00:22:57,020 --> 00:23:02,560 No, I'm pretty sure he's he's kind of that's the angle she should have gone with I think he's veggie tails, bro 281 00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:04,560 I'm always full veggie tails 282 00:23:04,700 --> 00:23:06,700 But he can talk with like his mind is something 283 00:23:06,700 --> 00:23:11,740 Well, it's what that's what the lady is claiming. It's something something communication 284 00:23:11,740 --> 00:23:18,300 It's been proven bullshit since then but it was a respected science at the time and this lady was just touching this poor dude, bro 285 00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:24,580 Although you know, I don't know how he felt. How does she look but then he started jerking off all the time 286 00:23:24,580 --> 00:23:30,380 I think after that so he won. Yeah, he was there had to be but not until after it couldn't have been horrible 287 00:23:30,380 --> 00:23:35,380 First she bit of the forbidden fruit. You just can't do that man 288 00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:38,500 Something he can't get okay 289 00:23:44,820 --> 00:23:46,820 She's fine 290 00:23:46,820 --> 00:24:02,140 You were the best a to stay with the pixie cut yeah, this Starbucks barista you think this is okay good fucking time. No, I'm a man. Do we have any? 291 00:24:03,300 --> 00:24:05,460 His shirts fit just like yours 292 00:24:08,100 --> 00:24:10,780 And it's not even a specific college 293 00:24:10,780 --> 00:24:12,780 College 294 00:24:15,140 --> 00:24:20,300 College 20 she's still defending herself. I like that. She's holding the damn. Okay click on the picture 295 00:24:21,300 --> 00:24:23,300 Brandon in the bottom right click on 296 00:24:23,620 --> 00:24:29,400 Dom okay, he can move around so what exactly that's Jeremiah cotton. Yeah 297 00:24:31,780 --> 00:24:37,180 What what exactly what exactly did she do to chocolate peanut butter Falcon 298 00:24:37,180 --> 00:24:40,660 She's dude. She's they started finding like 299 00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:48,380 bruises and shit on him because she's riding him like on the ground as I scratches all on his back and shit 300 00:24:49,260 --> 00:24:54,380 You can't do that man. Tell it be this guy. I'm thinking she's at that. He yeah, he 301 00:24:55,140 --> 00:24:57,140 He can't talk 302 00:24:58,900 --> 00:25:00,900 He can move 303 00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:05,580 Okay, his mind is all there man 304 00:25:07,580 --> 00:25:09,740 Look at this it was the adult though 305 00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:18,580 I mean not really you know what I mean his mind is not an adult and an average adult mind 306 00:25:18,580 --> 00:25:21,180 Yeah, I'm trying to find the nicest way to say this you know 307 00:25:22,700 --> 00:25:24,700 It's basically pedophilia. Yeah 308 00:25:26,060 --> 00:25:28,060 Well you are 309 00:25:28,060 --> 00:25:31,540 As you are and if you are a child in your mind, and you're asleep 310 00:25:32,700 --> 00:25:34,700 It's pedophilia type shit 311 00:25:36,420 --> 00:25:40,260 It is pedo type shit and it's pedo adjacent type 312 00:25:42,940 --> 00:25:50,160 If he's 20 fucking five it's pedo type shit dude if you have the mind of a nine-year-old, but it's a guy 313 00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,160 I 314 00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:59,040 Wasn't supposed to 315 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:05,800 That's like a teacher mess with student 316 00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:13,760 They have a ramp they have a ramp okay, yeah 317 00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:20,080 With the infrastructure at their house cuz he probably can't move that way yeah, yeah 318 00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:24,480 Yeah, you also can't think that well. Yeah, yeah can't consent to this fucking 319 00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:30,560 Go through his whole life without getting done. He could do better than her 320 00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:34,560 Yeah 321 00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:37,360 Kmart polo on 322 00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:43,720 Fine I don't like that dude. I'm not a fan of this shit. I'm beyond if you were his brother 323 00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:48,120 Maybe you let that happen one time, but then you get him out his brother is involved in the thing somehow 324 00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:53,520 I know I'm I remember bits and pieces because Maddie explained the whole thing to me, but I don't I didn't watch it myself 325 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:56,360 Look at this summary. We did talk about this 326 00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,760 He was fucking 327 00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:01,760 TikTok was upset about this man 328 00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:04,760 She seems photogenically evil 329 00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:09,680 I click on the reddit click on the reddit. That's where you're that's where you'll hear a fake shit 330 00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:11,680 That sounds real that we're gonna promote okay 331 00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:16,840 It says tell them you love me left a lot out should have been a serious series 332 00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:21,600 No, you the spoiler man. Let's see you the spoiler dude. I bet he left a lot 333 00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:28,600 It says views put in the middle 334 00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:31,640 In the middle the middle 335 00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:33,640 Oh 336 00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:39,880 The middle of upper mid where you just read it right below right area. Yes, that's it I 337 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:45,100 Don't think they were able to properly tell this story in a feature length 338 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:51,320 Documentary there was so much more they could have covered you know we only see a snippet of Annie's trial 339 00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:56,680 It started or it stated that all of their messages from the keyboard were saved 340 00:27:56,680 --> 00:28:01,480 But we barely see them they barely scratch the surface of how? 341 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:07,640 Factulated communication has led to number of sexual assaults 342 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:14,240 This was a hundred percent relevant to this story or to the story and would have provided more background 343 00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:17,100 They gave that rapist Anna so much airtime 344 00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:23,440 Any hard-hitting questions like what did she do? 345 00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:28,420 I mean, what does she think about double-blind experiment? I got dyslexia. I feel like 346 00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:31,520 Hey, that's all right, man 347 00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:33,880 I heard Morgan Freeman's voice 348 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:39,240 But that's the bullshit field is facilitated 349 00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:50,400 It's not it's not written well, it's probably written with AI that's probably why it seems weird and 350 00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:54,200 I don't know you did great great great and you know 351 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:59,400 But because it was written like that and speed which you had to read it sounded like you were like for and it sounded like 352 00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:07,140 You were Russian. It sounded like we only see snippet of Anna trial is only stated in their message from keyboard 353 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:12,960 We've saved but barely see them. It was kind of like that. He just wanted to do is that I really did 354 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:18,480 I have a long time nobody wants to hear him anymore. Yeah 355 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,560 All right, we got 356 00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:28,560 That was perfect 357 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:35,160 We gotta find something else to talk about you. We talked about this shit. What about the Victoria Secret model? Who was a retard? 358 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:38,880 Whoa, well, they first of all they made money off her so it's okay 359 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:46,320 I get it capitalism above all, but she just had Down syndrome. I think we're splitting hairs 360 00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:58,420 Nah, I mean, I don't know dude, it's not up to me really well you could that probably could happen 361 00:29:58,420 --> 00:30:02,280 I don't go to the fucking hospital. I think I'm on the way. I'm on the way dude 362 00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:08,240 Yeah, I think you probably should be wearing headphones either. No, he probably shouldn't be out right now. No, I can't even see you 363 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,520 You should keep the sunglasses on. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, but you're the light sensitivity. Yeah 364 00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:16,040 I I got rear-ended by a drunk driver last night nice base 365 00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:23,040 He hit the car behind me and like pull shotted it into my car my head went forward 366 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:28,320 Hit my occipital lobe on the back headrest turn on the lights this morning threw up everywhere 367 00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:33,520 Did this motherfucker calls me last night like if nothing's wrong. He comes in the day. He's like, yeah 368 00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,600 I probably should have went to the hospital been throwing up 369 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:40,160 I got off the phone with you and I parked my car and I started like falling asleep 370 00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:42,160 Like I had it running in the garage 371 00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:50,480 And I was like something's wrong dude, I started driving to the new ER like standalone ER 372 00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:54,240 They built by my house. I went to Taco Bell instead went home called it a night 373 00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:58,040 Did you have a concussion and whiplash lost to Kentucky twice? 374 00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:03,720 Dude, you you were throwing up you have light sensitivity, you know, and you shouldn't have gone to sleep last night 375 00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:08,320 Yeah, you could have really done yeah dude, but here I am bro 376 00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:11,320 I live by faith not by fear 377 00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:18,500 That's why I'm a white guy for Harris, all right, I'm voting for if I could 378 00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:25,160 I'm I know no, I'm not these ER copays are getting out of fucking hands 379 00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:30,840 How much I don't even know more than a hundred more than I get more than it's probably less than a lightsaber, dude 380 00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:32,840 Well, yeah 381 00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:39,320 Sell that thing to me dude for 200. It's only fair. Oh, he's just jealous. Yeah, he wants a little bit a little bit 382 00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:43,000 How about we all get lightsaber? It's not it's not a shiny metal. Can we please? 383 00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:47,360 No, I don't like I won't take part of this 384 00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:54,160 Side of what I'll take like a green or a red lightsaber do they have green ones, too? Yeah 385 00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:59,120 What are the main ones 386 00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:03,120 All the color of your lightsaber is determined by the kyber crystal 387 00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:08,440 They click out when you're being trained as a padawan sis always get red because they corrupt the crystal 388 00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:13,400 They corrupt the crystal though, and it becomes red. It becomes red now gray Jedi's they usually have 389 00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:20,640 Red or not red orange or yellow because they're kind of on the cusp. They're kind of like a anti-hero type shit 390 00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:28,000 Yeah, and then I'm doing all the Jedi's like the scholars and the Jedi temples have yellow because it's like yeah 391 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:32,680 They're the guardians their sentinels sentinels have yellow light sabers dude and of course 392 00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:35,880 Bitch ass what you know 393 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:43,760 Windu dude the most powerful Jedi has fucking great when dude mace Windu Samuel Jackson. Yeah, he's the most powerful Jedi 394 00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:45,760 He's one of them. Yeah 395 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:52,160 Well, he got his hands cut off by Anakin Skywalker 396 00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:57,000 20,000 medichlorians per cell he surprised him he surprised him 397 00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:03,400 He surprised him. He was in the middle of something. He was fighting a Sith Lord. Yeah, dude. He was fighting palpatine 398 00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:06,040 Lord yeah, look at that 399 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:10,280 In there, that's the guy that Brandon talked to outside of his house 400 00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:17,360 He's gonna kill all the fucking Satanist actually he look like the dude from pineapple express, you know the one that broke his neck 401 00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:24,440 Come on say, well, who looks like it? No, no, no, no, he's talking about he's talking about Danny McBride 402 00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:33,160 No, I'm talking about the dude that the homeless guy he know 403 00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:45,880 Yeah, yeah, that's what I thought you were saying to it no, no, no, Danny McBride is sitting right there. Oh 404 00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:53,160 Dude how good was Talladega nights man, so good. Talladega. Nice is so good. He calls him. He's like the house is 405 00:33:53,160 --> 00:34:00,560 Oh, I rewatch the other guys 406 00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:12,320 Like nice guys, yes, I'm a more nice guys guys, too. I haven't seen it. What I haven't seen nice 407 00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:16,040 It's tight 408 00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:19,240 Right there is the shit. No, it looks good as fuck 409 00:34:19,240 --> 00:34:21,240 I mean 410 00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:29,000 Yes, dude, I'd fuck it. Okay. It's like they're doing a cover for a porn studio thing too. So it's nice 411 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:35,240 I can see the sexual the bill for both. Yeah, you see that little that little kid right there on the bicycle 412 00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:41,520 You would like it Jake. He talks. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah, you gonna love him. Jay. Oh, of course. Yeah, y'all got the same hair 413 00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:48,240 Must be a real charming lad. That's how Ryan Gosling is dressed. That's how Jake thinks he looks 414 00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:51,520 with the European cut 415 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,000 That is how I hold a cigarette 416 00:34:55,680 --> 00:35:02,720 Russell Crowe was wearing that same size outfit. That's what I look like Russell Crowe wearing Ryan Gosling's outfit 417 00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:08,920 Yeah, yeah 418 00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:13,800 Yeah with the broke that the bandage on the arm and everything it's scarily accurate dude 419 00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:18,120 It's the wrong arm. It's the wrong arm 420 00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:30,360 Oh, I'm sorry I have no no I for showbiz appreciate you no problem 421 00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:37,360 Oh, yeah, before Dom Henry, huh? This one right here. Yes, I am right. This is yeah 422 00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:43,360 All right 423 00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:49,320 Already, yeah, come on you with your pineapple dress practical pineapple fresh lunch. Hey 424 00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:59,680 Hey gang gang gang gang I'm innocent. Oh 425 00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:06,880 Shit 426 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,920 I feel great. That was nice. Yeah 427 00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:15,320 Refreshing I bet you feel refreshed right now. Yeah, dude 428 00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:19,480 It's like a little trip to the fucking Bahamas that we stills coconut, dude 429 00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:23,880 We still smoke cigarettes on the podcast dude you bring him in or did Harris win 430 00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:30,840 At a rally you tell us dude, we're all wearing sunglasses 431 00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:37,480 Yes, we are. Yeah, the sunglass show because we're all one our sunglasses more trumps brother. Hell. Yeah 432 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,280 Trump than yeah, we got it 433 00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:47,520 From glasses, they're blue. I'm good right now. Thank you man. Yeah, thank you 434 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:50,760 You do look like a movie star. No you do 435 00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:53,560 You look damn good 436 00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:56,800 Yeah 437 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,000 Dude 438 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,000 teaches from some 439 00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:04,200 Mostly sniped from prison 440 00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:10,320 No, no, no even a little bit taxes will get you dude 441 00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:19,040 You get off more sin bad, you know, you'd be like like Titus from unbreakable Kimmy Smith 442 00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:23,840 What's that? Let me search it up though. Let me see Titus breakable. Mm-hmm 443 00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:31,720 I want that shirt. I want it 444 00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:36,240 One of the funniest people I'm telling you 445 00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:41,320 Just watching him you can watch like a supercut of just a bit. It's hilarious 446 00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:47,160 I know this guy when I first saw him I was like, oh my god, I'm gonna go to the bathroom 447 00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:51,600 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom 448 00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:55,840 It's hilarious. I know this guy when I saw this is who I thought he was 449 00:37:56,200 --> 00:38:00,840 Yes. Yeah, that's what I first met Dante is like this is the guy like yeah 450 00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:06,240 Like I thought that was gonna be his whole vibe. No, and dude, if only it was 451 00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:12,480 Squirting and pussy farts and no he's down in that 452 00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:20,920 Fabricamers remember the Febreze when he do that little unstoppable thing where he squeeze it and put it in a little laundry 453 00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:25,960 That's obscure as fuck. Yeah, he was in this guy was in that. Yeah, how do you know that? 454 00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:27,960 I used to I grew up watching that 455 00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:36,480 What's his name that's his real name okay Titus Burgess Titus me this is 456 00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,600 Can you look up his tight to see 457 00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:47,400 Oh, he probably does that oh my god might be the best thing ever 458 00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:54,400 All the shit I've said you like that 459 00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:57,160 Then I go home and hang myself 460 00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:04,080 I'm gonna get another drunk guy to run into my car. No the jokes yesterday on hacking for for great. Oh, yeah 461 00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:11,160 Oh, don't let's not know but the people people might not laugh at him. Yeah 462 00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:14,080 But they were they were the best jokes of 463 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:24,560 Dom just went up there and didn't say anything. Yeah 464 00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:32,080 I mean I let them all Dom was just blank you just look at his eyes. There's nothing going on 465 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:40,840 Yeah, that didn't work. Yeah, I didn't work at all because somebody called you out on it. Was it Tyler? He was like undead 466 00:39:42,240 --> 00:39:48,080 Yeah, he was too drunk. He doesn't I wasn't there. I wasn't there. No, I'm saying I remember what you're talking 467 00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:50,520 He did call. Yeah, he was like undead don't you mean dead? 468 00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:53,880 Yeah, you're like no you said zombies. Yeah 469 00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:58,600 Yeah, zombies. I agree. I was out of it. I but luckily they carry that shit 470 00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:01,600 That was fun. Tyler and what's his name? John? John? 471 00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:04,160 Yeah, they were the fucking beast at that hacker for 472 00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:06,160 Yeah, they did good 473 00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:12,280 Somebody said that Blake Russell looks like Worlington if he never did drugs. Yeah, dude, that's spot-on 474 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:16,040 That's so good. Who is Worlington? Keenan Worlington? 475 00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:18,840 Keenan Worlington. Worlington. Worlington. My bad. Yeah, Worlington. 476 00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:24,560 Worlington Co-Factory. He's funny as fuck. I love him and his body 477 00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:28,080 Not there doing it 478 00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:30,080 Hell yeah 479 00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:32,080 Alright 480 00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:36,400 I like how Brandon's Eddie grew up watching this. It was 2022 481 00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:40,400 No, no, let me show you. Look, it's right there. 2016 482 00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:42,400 Oh, okay, my bad Brandon 483 00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:44,400 That looks like Kid President 484 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,400 He's always trying to get what up 485 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:48,400 You guys remember Kid President? 486 00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:50,400 Kid President? That looks like Kid President 487 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:52,400 He grew up and you know 488 00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:54,400 It's ahead of that time 489 00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,400 That was like 2014 490 00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:58,400 Right, you got that 491 00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:00,400 It's too old for that 492 00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,400 There's Kid President dude 493 00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:04,400 I mean he's grown to hell now 494 00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:06,400 Is that sci-fi? 495 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,400 Oh yeah, that's him now 496 00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,400 That's him now 497 00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:14,400 Well that's Dante, Typhoon, Syphon 498 00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,400 Pat, take your pick 499 00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:20,400 He looks like he got a little something going on 500 00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:22,400 What? Downs or something like that? 501 00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:24,400 No 502 00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:26,400 You remember Cory in the House? 503 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,400 The first black president? 504 00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,400 Hell yeah 505 00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:34,400 Isn't it crazy that they made a show Cory in the House and didn't make his dad the president? 506 00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:37,400 Because that was so unlikely that that would happen 507 00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:39,400 They made him the chef 508 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,400 Well he was the chef 509 00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:43,400 How would a chef become president? 510 00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:45,400 To play White Devil's Advocate 511 00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:48,400 If you didn't know this, this is a TV show 512 00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:50,400 I knew it dude 513 00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:53,400 This is fictional, you could have made the president black 514 00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:55,400 But they were like that would never happen 515 00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:57,400 This is fictional 516 00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:59,400 It would never happen 517 00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:01,400 So they made his dad the fucking chef 518 00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:03,400 Dude, yeah 519 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:05,400 Why he could have been the president's kid? 520 00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:07,400 He could have been Baron Trump dude 521 00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,400 But he wasn't 522 00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:11,400 We showed him next year though, hell yeah 523 00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:14,400 First of all, Baron Trump for president in 2028 right? 524 00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,400 What? 525 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:18,400 He's younger than I am 526 00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:20,400 He's 17, I only got 5 527 00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:22,400 He's trying to run now 528 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:24,400 Is he trying? 529 00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:26,400 I don't know about that 530 00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:28,400 I'm not putting in existence 531 00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:30,400 If Dom says something 532 00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:32,400 It's not right 533 00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:34,400 It's probably not correct 534 00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:36,400 But he said he is running in 38 535 00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:38,400 He didn't say that 536 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:40,400 He's not going to be older 537 00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,400 He just came out and said it on Theo Vance Podcast 538 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:44,400 We haven't seen it because it just dropped today 539 00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:46,400 Baron Trump was on Theo Vance Podcast 540 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:48,400 For real? Is this true? 541 00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:50,400 I don't believe him 542 00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,400 Who the fuck names their kid Baron? 543 00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:00,400 You see they just sitting right next to each other 544 00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:02,400 That's Donald Trump 545 00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:04,400 Yeah because that's what's been on the last couple of weeks 546 00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:08,400 I've been looking on videos 547 00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:10,400 It's nothing 548 00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:12,400 This isn't even a funny joke 549 00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:14,400 It's not even a funny trick 550 00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:16,400 It's like Baron Trump 551 00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:18,400 I mean maybe the dad talked about him 552 00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:24,400 I don't know if you can just interview a minor on the podcast 553 00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:26,400 How old is she? 554 00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,400 You just shouldn't 555 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:30,400 How old is Hawk Tua? 556 00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:32,400 Oh she's 22 I think right? 557 00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:34,400 She's old enough 558 00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:36,400 That's what we call the scout 559 00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:38,400 No we're getting there 560 00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,400 Brandon's like she was born in September 2017 561 00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:42,400 Fuck yeah I know 562 00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:44,400 Hey ladies 563 00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:46,400 He's going to be trouble when he gets older 564 00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:48,400 He looks Eastern European as fuck 565 00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:50,400 He's going to run America 566 00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:52,400 Because it's Melania's health 567 00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:54,400 You got Melania and Trump together 568 00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:56,400 Dude he's 6 foot 9? 569 00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:58,400 What damn 570 00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:00,400 Oh he's tall as shit 571 00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:02,400 That's crazy as hell 572 00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,400 Aren't they both shit? 573 00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:06,400 That's crazy as hell 574 00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:08,400 Aren't they both short? 575 00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,400 No Trump is 6'3 576 00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,400 God damn 577 00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:14,400 That's like Jack Skeleton type 578 00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:16,400 That's fucked up 579 00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:18,400 I mean that's cool 580 00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:20,400 Fucking shit dude 581 00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:26,400 He's got the blue tie on? 582 00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:28,400 He's got nothing to do with this 583 00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:30,400 He's got the blue tie, he's White Guys for Harris 584 00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:32,400 Oh my gosh 585 00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:34,400 That little rebellion 586 00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,400 He gets a purple one 587 00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:38,400 Because he's like third party 588 00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:40,400 That'd be tight 589 00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:42,400 That's cool 590 00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,400 I personally think 591 00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,400 The lightsaber colors should 592 00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:48,400 Convert to tie colors in politics 593 00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:50,400 I think the Secret Service should wear 594 00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:52,400 Yellow ties 595 00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:54,400 They're already pretty gay 596 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:56,400 Why not go the extra mile? 597 00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:58,400 Because that mile's on a slow 598 00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:00,400 The Secret Service is gay? 599 00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:02,400 Dude do you see what they almost let Trump die? 600 00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:04,400 Get based 601 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:06,400 I mean it's based in a way 602 00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:08,400 But also kinda gay 603 00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:10,400 Dude if they would have killed Obama I would have been so mad 604 00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:12,400 Oh yeah they would have been mad too 605 00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:14,400 They would have pushed Obama 606 00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:16,400 To the crowd 607 00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:18,400 My thing is how is it the Secret Service 608 00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:20,400 That I can see you right there 609 00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,400 Exactly dude, they don't even wear camouflage 610 00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,400 That's a really good point Joe 611 00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:26,400 That's a nice black suit 612 00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:28,400 Let me search 613 00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:30,400 Your Secret Service right now 614 00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:32,400 See if we can see him 615 00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:34,400 Who's the head of the Secret Service now? 616 00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:36,400 How are they so secret if they got a wig on? 617 00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:38,400 How are they so secret if he right fucking here? 618 00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:40,400 Oh my gosh that looks like a dude 619 00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:42,400 Hold on let me show you some more 620 00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:44,400 Four, they all around now 621 00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:46,400 Damn 622 00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:48,400 Hodor 623 00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:50,400 That's a crazy 624 00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:52,400 That's crazy 625 00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:54,400 They got the picture of the bullet whizzing by instead of the hair 626 00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,400 Oh my gosh 627 00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,400 Let me just look at it 628 00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:00,400 Damn, that's wild shit 629 00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:02,400 It's not any of those on the screen 630 00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:04,400 People think he's ordained 631 00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:06,400 People think he's ordained by God 632 00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:08,400 Dude after that 633 00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:10,400 There are people out there 634 00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,400 I thought he had a slam dunk though but it seems like it's coming back down 635 00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:14,400 Yeah it seems like it's coming back down 636 00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:16,400 It's coming back down from almost getting shot as a 637 00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:18,400 President 638 00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:20,400 Former president and then 639 00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:22,400 Running for office 640 00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:24,400 That should automatically 641 00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:26,400 Who controls the media? 642 00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:28,400 You guys 643 00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:30,400 We know 644 00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:32,400 I don't know 645 00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:34,400 Do other people think it was staged or something? 646 00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:36,400 Nah, I mean people do 647 00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:38,400 I get it dude 648 00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:40,400 I get why you would think that but what 649 00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:42,400 Getting shot as a president kind of hack bro 650 00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:44,400 It's been done before 651 00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:46,400 And he didn't even go all the way 652 00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:48,400 Like some people did 653 00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:50,400 Some have failed, some have succeeded 654 00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:52,400 Reagan did it, you know he came back 655 00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,400 Now that guy is making SoundCloud music 656 00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:56,400 So that's fun 657 00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:58,400 Abraham Lincoln did it the best 658 00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:00,400 JFK, they really 659 00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:02,400 Yeah they failed 660 00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:04,400 Bush did dodge that shoe dude 661 00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:06,400 He moved, he was quick 662 00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:08,400 He got out of the way 663 00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:10,400 He should have done a shoeie out of it 664 00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:12,400 Nah, he should have been like I'll show you 665 00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,400 You know he has a Corz banquet in his pocket 666 00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:16,400 The Hawk Tour girl is missing it 667 00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:18,400 She's a baby but she still 668 00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:20,400 She goes Hawk Tour 669 00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:22,400 Dude 670 00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:28,400 Who wants a loogie spat on their cock by some fucking dumb whore dude? 671 00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:30,400 Damn 672 00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:32,400 Everybody 673 00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:34,400 Not a loogie spitting yeah 674 00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:36,400 But not like a snot 675 00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:38,400 If you're going Hawk Tour that's snot dude 676 00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:40,400 No it's not 677 00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:42,400 It's flim 678 00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:44,400 If somebody flimmed on your dick you'd slap them in the face 679 00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:46,400 Especially if it was a white lady 680 00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:48,400 You're not talking to the right guy 681 00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:50,400 It would never happen, I don't date Jewish women 682 00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:52,400 Baruch atah 683 00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:54,400 So you like dry mouth 684 00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:56,400 No I don't 685 00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:58,400 No I'm not a 686 00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:00,400 Who what? 687 00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:02,400 He wants a cat tongue 688 00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:04,400 Oh sandpaper 689 00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:06,400 I don't want a cat tongue 690 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:08,400 Sandpaper tongue 691 00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:10,400 I just don't want you to hawk a loogie on my 692 00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:12,400 Schvanz, my shvek 693 00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:14,400 She looks like she smells bad 694 00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:16,400 Really? 695 00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:18,400 She definitely uses nature dude 696 00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:20,400 No she uses 697 00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:22,400 She uses powder deodorant 698 00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:24,400 Oh she uses powder 699 00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:26,400 She uses fucking old spice 700 00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:28,400 Back in the day 701 00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:30,400 Old spice 702 00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:32,400 She uses deodorant she stole from her boyfriend 703 00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:34,400 It's 100% true 704 00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:36,400 You know that other girl in the video 705 00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:38,400 They're not friends anymore cause she's not famous 706 00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:40,400 Oh my god 707 00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:42,400 You know it dude 708 00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:44,400 It's how it goes 709 00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:46,400 Oh my gosh 710 00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:48,400 But a loogie but snot 711 00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:50,400 Just spit 712 00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:52,400 Hotooey 713 00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:54,400 Shit 714 00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:56,400 People say they want you to 715 00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:58,400 Just spit 716 00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:00,400 I guarantee like I don't think I've watched 717 00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:02,400 A porn where somebody's gone 718 00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:04,400 What kind of porn are you watching? 719 00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:06,400 Gay? 720 00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:08,400 You know the amount of spitting in gay porn 721 00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:10,400 Is probably astronomical 722 00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:12,400 First of all 723 00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:14,400 Jake watches solo male masturbation 724 00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:16,400 That's not true 725 00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:18,400 He can basically just turn on 726 00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:20,400 The camera app and face it outwards 727 00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:22,400 And that's the porn he's watching 728 00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:24,400 That's not true dude 729 00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:26,400 He's trying to see like what's his stroke pattern like 730 00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:28,400 He's got the fucking advanced 731 00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:30,400 Next gen stats 732 00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:32,400 Why is he so under par? 733 00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:34,400 Wait Jake you don't watch gallons of gags 734 00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:36,400 I don't watch gallons of gags 735 00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:38,400 Or guzzles of dugs 736 00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:40,400 Yeah what is that 737 00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:42,400 It sounds like it's real 738 00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:44,400 But it did 739 00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:46,400 So does you know triple XL Hunter 740 00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:48,400 That sounds real 741 00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:50,400 Alex what's the one piece 742 00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:52,400 Can't just do one piece 743 00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:54,400 Immobile suit Gundams 744 00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:56,400 I love how you go for Alex for the point of view 745 00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:58,400 This is his joke 746 00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:00,400 This is a joke 747 00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:02,400 Triple XL Hunter 748 00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:04,400 Triple XL Hunter 749 00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:06,400 Can't just have one piece 750 00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:08,400 Immobile Suit Gundam 751 00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:10,400 Immobile Suit Gundam is still my favorite dude 752 00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:12,400 That's so good 753 00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:14,400 Immobile Suit Gundam 754 00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:16,400 Yeah but I don't understand it because I don't know any of these animes 755 00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:18,400 You told them about the anime joke 756 00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:20,400 You can relate pretty hard to the other aspect 757 00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:22,400 Of that joke though 758 00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:24,400 Fat 759 00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:26,400 Oh my god dude 760 00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:28,400 Yeah 761 00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:30,400 I got it 762 00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:32,400 Sorry man that was mean 763 00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:34,400 I shouldn't have said that I feel bad 764 00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:36,400 Son of a bitch 765 00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:38,400 Your porn history 766 00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:40,400 Is the only way to prove that you're not 767 00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:42,400 Like gay 768 00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:44,400 It is 769 00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:46,400 You can always, I'm not gay, but until you show your 770 00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:48,400 Porn history 771 00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:50,400 That's the only way you can find out a lot about somebody 772 00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:52,400 You can find out a lot from somebody's porn search history 773 00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:54,400 Imagine if you had somebody's entire 774 00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:56,400 Porn search history 775 00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:58,400 You can find out are they gay 776 00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:00,400 Are they racist 777 00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:02,400 Are they a pedophile 778 00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:04,400 How the fuck do you find that out 779 00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:06,400 I think Jake 780 00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:08,400 Find their porn search history 781 00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:10,400 And you can learn those things 782 00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:12,400 Are they gay racist or a pedophile 783 00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:14,400 Who keeps their 784 00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:16,400 Search history for their porn 785 00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:18,400 I'm not saying you keep it, I'm saying if you're like a government entity 786 00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:20,400 Or something 787 00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:22,400 You're like is Alex 788 00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:24,400 Racist we know 789 00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:26,400 I don't see the racist part though 790 00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:28,400 What's the last three things you looked up 791 00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:30,400 For porn 792 00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:32,400 What are your last three porn searches 793 00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:34,400 I feel like 794 00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:36,400 Alex 795 00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:38,400 Alex chimes in with a 796 00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,400 Fucking just a big one dude 797 00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:42,400 No pun intended 798 00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:44,400 I have watched that, it's probably in recently 799 00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:46,400 I have watched that 800 00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:48,400 Cheating wife cuck, BBC anal 801 00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:50,400 BBW 802 00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:52,400 BBW 803 00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:54,400 BBW 804 00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:56,400 Disrespectful, it's hard to find but 805 00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:58,400 Disrespect the BBWs 806 00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:00,400 Dom will you please tell them what you told me 807 00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:02,400 About big women 808 00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:04,400 Did you see that Brandon said 809 00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:06,400 Back in the day yes 810 00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:08,400 Back in the day yeah 811 00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:10,400 Back in the day it was some BDMSM 812 00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:12,400 Solo 813 00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:14,400 Solo, male 814 00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:16,400 Masturbation 815 00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:18,400 Popular 816 00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:20,400 Because I couldn't see like no other dudes dick 817 00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:22,400 Get the fuck out of here 818 00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:24,400 They come in there, nah man I'm good 819 00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:26,400 So when you watch it 820 00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:28,400 You don't like to see any guy in there 821 00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:30,400 Yeah back then nah man 822 00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:32,400 But now you like a little dick 823 00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:34,400 Now it's all guys 824 00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:36,400 No I'm talking about when I did watch it 825 00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:38,400 When I did watch it 826 00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:40,400 You don't watch porn anymore 827 00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:42,400 I thought you were porn reform 828 00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:44,400 You know porn at all 829 00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:46,400 You don't watch porn 830 00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:48,400 Brandon shut the fuck up 831 00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:50,400 I don't either 832 00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:52,400 I've seen you porn dude 833 00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:54,400 You tell me you don't watch that shit 834 00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:56,400 I don't 835 00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:58,400 Brandon 836 00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:00,400 Brandon 837 00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:02,400 Are you not watching porn or you 838 00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:04,400 I mean you're not watching porn 839 00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:06,400 Are you looking at Sydney Sweeney's 840 00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:08,400 Instagram pictures and 841 00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:10,400 Dude I just have to 842 00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:12,400 Wait for the AT&T commercial 843 00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:14,400 To come on 844 00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:16,400 Damn see the AT&T used to pop up 845 00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:18,400 You guys trying to buy some of the best weed 846 00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:20,400 In the state of Alabama 847 00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:22,400 Dude I'm tired of that, you just gotta skip 848 00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:24,400 Through that bitch, suck that bitch 849 00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:26,400 Let me trade some 850 00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:28,400 Nobody wants to see we get the fuck out of here 851 00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:30,400 You make me dislike weed for that minute 852 00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:32,400 Bullshit 853 00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:34,400 The fuck 854 00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:36,400 And I bet it's probably really good weed too 855 00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:38,400 That's probably why they do that shit cause there ain't no people to skip through it 856 00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:40,400 That's just Matt's weed dude 857 00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:44,400 Matt came in as soon as that guy got off the camera 858 00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:46,400 He's like did you get it? Good 859 00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:48,400 Not Matt's cool 860 00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:50,400 Shout out the shop 861 00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:52,400 Cannabar and Mercantile 862 00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:54,400 He's gonna be mad at you Jake 863 00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:56,400 He's not gonna like you anymore 864 00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:58,400 Why would you say that? I'll be up all night 865 00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:00,400 I'm gonna fucking DM him 866 00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:02,400 And be like Jake said you're a piece of shit 867 00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:04,400 Jake said you're a fucking 868 00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:06,400 Thai Tussie 869 00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:08,400 I'll just cash app him 870 00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:10,400 I'll be like I forgot to 871 00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:12,400 Tip you the other day 872 00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:14,400 And then I'll have the Israeli flag in it and that's how I'll solve this 873 00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:16,400 He'll like that 874 00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:18,400 I don't know what his views are 875 00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:20,400 I'll tell you 876 00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:22,400 You guys like Israel? 877 00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:24,400 Of course we like Israel 878 00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:26,400 What else do you guys want to talk about? 879 00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:28,400 Israel Adesanya 880 00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:30,400 He lost 881 00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:32,400 He did lose 882 00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:34,400 Israel losing a lot 883 00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:36,400 Dupussy 884 00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:38,400 I'm not gonna fuck up his name Dupussy 885 00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:40,400 That's the champion 886 00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:42,400 Drakis 887 00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:44,400 The real African King 888 00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:46,400 He said Dupussy I'm not gonna mess up his name 889 00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:48,400 That's the heavyweight champion 890 00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:50,400 He's even never messing up dude 891 00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:52,400 Why I mess up his name trying to search you 892 00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:54,400 Look at that 893 00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:56,400 He's from South Africa 894 00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:58,400 Is it racist to say it looks like a gorilla? 895 00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:00,400 No 896 00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:02,400 He does 897 00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:04,400 He has gorilla features 898 00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:06,400 Vanilla Gorilla 899 00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:08,400 That's crazy 900 00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:10,400 I like this 901 00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:12,400 That was Darren Till wasn't it? 902 00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:14,400 Vanilla Gorilla 903 00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:16,400 This dude is way more 904 00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:18,400 For Vanilla Gorilla 905 00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:20,400 Is he half Jamaican half Italian? 906 00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:22,400 He's from South Africa 907 00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:24,400 Fucking colonizer dude 908 00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:26,400 Respectable 909 00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:28,400 No I'm kidding 910 00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:30,400 He's a whore 911 00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:32,400 He sees the videos 912 00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:34,400 He's colored actually 913 00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:36,400 He's so awkward 914 00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:38,400 He's an average colored person 915 00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:40,400 And I think that Sean O'Malley is still the rival 916 00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:42,400 Or not, I think Sean Strickland is still the rival champion 917 00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:44,400 You watch every UFC that comes out? 918 00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:46,400 I believe in Sean Strickland's right of return 919 00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:48,400 I would 920 00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:50,400 I would 921 00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:52,400 I've never 922 00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:54,400 Don't they have one a week? 923 00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:56,400 I've never spent money on any of them 924 00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:58,400 I bought like $80 925 00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:00,400 Not all of them, you have to pay for all of them 926 00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:02,400 But most of them, they're big 927 00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:04,400 The once a month, the numbered cards 928 00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:06,400 The numbered cards 929 00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:08,400 But you have to pay for the ESPN plus 930 00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:10,400 Subscription 931 00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:12,400 And then you have to pay for the pay per view 932 00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:14,400 They also get like fight pass I think 933 00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:16,400 And they also 934 00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:18,400 We pay 935 00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:20,400 Stream Eats has not died 936 00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:22,400 What do you guys think about Paul Tyson? 937 00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:24,400 Should we bleep that out? 938 00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:26,400 Why you blowing up the spot man? 939 00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:28,400 It already got blown up on Twitter 940 00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:30,400 Why you blowing up the spot man? 941 00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:32,400 I don't know what that means exactly 942 00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:34,400 That means it's gone now 943 00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:36,400 They busted it, you know what I mean? 944 00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:38,400 Kapoosh 945 00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:40,400 You never heard that saying before? 946 00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:42,400 You're getting more black friends 947 00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:48,400 Or at least like Matthew Lumbra whites 948 00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:50,400 I don't need anymore of those 949 00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:52,400 Blowing up the spot 950 00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:54,400 I love Lumbra but only him 951 00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:56,400 That's enough 952 00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:58,400 He'll get you enough 953 00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:00,400 I need some W words in your life 954 00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:02,400 W words? 955 00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:04,400 That one's a hard one too 956 00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:06,400 So close 957 00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:08,400 Wig parties 958 00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:10,400 The wigs dude, they're gone 959 00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:12,400 Matthew Lumbra's not what they're talking about 960 00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:14,400 What? He's saying the wigs? 961 00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:16,400 Yeah dude 962 00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:18,400 Brandon's an honorary 963 00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:20,400 Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on 964 00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:22,400 What's an honorary? 965 00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:24,400 What's an honorary? 966 00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:26,400 We'll get you a plaque dude 967 00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:28,400 He's an honorable mention 968 00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:30,400 For his charitable donations to black white culture 969 00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:32,400 Oh no 970 00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:34,400 There was a white totally texture 971 00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:36,400 We really got more in common 972 00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:38,400 Than we do differences 973 00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:40,400 Really? 974 00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:42,400 I mean we do share the same 975 00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:44,400 Polo, it's crazy 976 00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:46,400 I do have that shirt man 977 00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:48,400 Walmart is really stepping up 978 00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:52,400 Don't worry about what Jase talking about 979 00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:54,400 You guys keep on going 980 00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:56,400 Brandon 981 00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:58,400 I like you man 982 00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:00,400 Dude I like you too man, good dude 983 00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:02,400 I would never touch you like those other people did 984 00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:04,400 Okay 985 00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:08,400 Not because I don't think you're a devilishly handsome young man 986 00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:10,400 Thanks man 987 00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:12,400 Thank you 988 00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:14,400 I hope not 989 00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:16,400 That's why I didn't take the test 990 00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:18,400 I don't like those guys over there 991 00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:20,400 I don't 992 00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:22,400 Dude Alex is getting mad 993 00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:24,400 First of all dude 994 00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:26,400 You white folks 995 00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:28,400 Over there 996 00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:30,400 You don't have a say in this 997 00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:32,400 We've got a black guy 998 00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:34,400 With another thing going on 999 00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:36,400 An Asian guy with another thing going on 1000 00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:38,400 And a Mexican 1001 00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:40,400 Oh 1002 00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:42,400 Yeah dude 1003 00:58:42,400 --> 00:58:44,400 I'm Mexican as fuck 1004 00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:46,400 You should go to the lowest 1005 00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:48,400 Whoa 1006 00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:50,400 I'm not agreeing with that 1007 00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:52,400 Have you shown off the new Mexican tat dude? 1008 00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:54,400 If I was that flexible I would 1009 00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:56,400 Now did you know that it was the Mexican flag? 1010 00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:58,400 At the time I wasn't thinking about it 1011 00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:00,400 At the time I wasn't thinking about it 1012 00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:02,400 At the time I wasn't thinking about it 1013 00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:04,400 But it's welcome 1014 00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:06,400 It's sick as fuck and it's Americana 1015 00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:08,400 I want that 1016 00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:12,400 I had this planned this was premeditated Mexican conversion 1017 00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:14,400 You want an eagle eating a snake 1018 00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:16,400 It chose me 1019 00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:18,400 It called to me it screeched at me 1020 00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:20,400 Your brother's been whispering in your ear at night dude 1021 00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:24,400 It's really a commentary on American imperialism dude 1022 00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:26,400 Talons of the eagle 1023 00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:28,400 If that's not a metaphor what is dude? 1024 00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:30,400 The eagle's winning 1025 00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:32,400 Exactly I mean 1026 00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:34,400 It takes life 1027 00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:36,400 The eagle is winning dude 1028 00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:38,400 Those Mexican snakes are getting their heads bitten 1029 00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:40,400 We're turning the tide dude 1030 00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:42,400 Mexico's gonna blow up dude 1031 00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:44,400 Mexico's gonna be huge 1032 00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:46,400 Mexico's gonna be huge 1033 00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:48,400 The 23rd century is the Mexican century 1034 00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:50,400 That's my prediction 1035 00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:52,400 The Mexican century 1036 00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:54,400 That is the hypothesis that 1037 00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:56,400 The population of Mexico is gonna 1038 00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:58,400 Just boom while all these like 1039 00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:00,400 World powers populations are declining 1040 01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:02,400 Mexico's gonna boom 1041 01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:04,400 China's supposed to have a big population drop 1042 01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:06,400 Really? 1043 01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:08,400 Did y'all see the 1044 01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:10,400 The American team beating the Chinese team 1045 01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:12,400 In math dude 1046 01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:14,400 Isn't it like the American team is just like 1047 01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:16,400 All Asian kids 1048 01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:18,400 The American team is just like 1049 01:00:18,400 --> 01:00:20,400 Four Koreans like a white girl 1050 01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:22,400 And like two Chinese guys 1051 01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:24,400 And they just fucking leveled 1052 01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:26,400 The Chinese team dude 1053 01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:28,400 Hell yeah 1054 01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:30,400 America you gotta incorporate the enemy units 1055 01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:32,400 The first question was what is the 1056 01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:34,400 What is the area of Tiananmen Square 1057 01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:38,400 You could say it was in the 1058 01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:40,400 American family 1059 01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:44,400 I'm a fucking 1060 01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:46,400 Genius dude 1061 01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:50,400 Brain damage won't 1062 01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:52,400 Bring me down dude 1063 01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:54,400 That's a good positive way to think about it 1064 01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:56,400 No the positive way to think about it 1065 01:00:56,400 --> 01:00:58,400 Is to go to the fucking hospital 1066 01:00:58,400 --> 01:01:00,400 Makes you don't have bleeding on the brain 1067 01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:02,400 You need Pedialyte 1068 01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:04,400 Bob Saget died like that man 1069 01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:06,400 I think he was murdered 1070 01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:08,400 What's his name dude? 1071 01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:10,400 Taitusi 1072 01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:12,400 Bob Saget died possibly a murder 1073 01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:14,400 Somebody killed him 1074 01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:16,400 He maybe died in murder 1075 01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:18,400 He maybe slipped 1076 01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:20,400 He maybe 1077 01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:22,400 This is why 1078 01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:24,400 It's a perfect crime 1079 01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:26,400 But Clintons took him out dude 1080 01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:28,400 Danny Tanner 1081 01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:30,400 Come on man 1082 01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:32,400 It was Mary Kay 1083 01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:34,400 I don't think it was Danny Tanner or Mary Kay or Ashley 1084 01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:36,400 It was both 1085 01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:38,400 When I was a kid I would cry watching this shit 1086 01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:40,400 Who would want to kill Bob Saget 1087 01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:42,400 I love Full House 1088 01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:44,400 That was my shit 1089 01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:46,400 It is the shit first of all you're right 1090 01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:48,400 I remember being a child just watching it all night 1091 01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:50,400 I did not picture either of you watching Full House 1092 01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:52,400 They did make Fuller House though 1093 01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:54,400 Fuller House 1094 01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:56,400 Fuller House 1095 01:01:56,400 --> 01:01:58,400 I didn't finish it no 1096 01:01:58,400 --> 01:02:00,400 I was just sitting there back in the day 1097 01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:02,400 Being like man that house looks safe 1098 01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:04,400 Oh my god 1099 01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:06,400 Then when that sad ass music would come on 1100 01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:08,400 When they fucked up 1101 01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:10,400 They pat him on the 1102 01:02:10,400 --> 01:02:12,400 Everything's gonna be okay 1103 01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:14,400 It's alright you fucked somebody up 1104 01:02:14,400 --> 01:02:16,400 It's okay 1105 01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:18,400 You got the pat on the back 1106 01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:20,400 Everything's gonna be okay 1107 01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:22,400 You get the pat on the back after you got your asshole 1108 01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:24,400 Hey son 1109 01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:26,400 Duality of man 1110 01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:28,400 Stop crying 1111 01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:30,400 Abused 1112 01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:32,400 Low discipline 1113 01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:34,400 I love what you did 1114 01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:36,400 You needed that asshole 1115 01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:38,400 Yes I did 1116 01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:40,400 MK Ultra 1117 01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:42,400 That's a good way to think about it 1118 01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:44,400 When was the last time you got a good asshole 1119 01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:46,400 Man 1120 01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:48,400 I'm talking about a good one 1121 01:02:48,400 --> 01:02:50,400 It's been a couple years 1122 01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:52,400 I hope a couple years 1123 01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:54,400 You could vote 1124 01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:56,400 You got beat up 1125 01:02:56,400 --> 01:02:58,400 Maybe 12 or 13 1126 01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:00,400 You still get little pats 1127 01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:02,400 That's the right age 1128 01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:04,400 We got a little tap on the hiking stick 1129 01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:06,400 It wasn't a serious hit 1130 01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:08,400 A hiking stick 1131 01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:10,400 Just a little tap 1132 01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:12,400 Metal rod 1133 01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:14,400 Cattle prod 1134 01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:16,400 You still get little taps 1135 01:03:16,400 --> 01:03:18,400 There ain't nothing wrong with that 1136 01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:20,400 The kids need to get their ass beat 1137 01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:22,400 I ain't 1138 01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:24,400 But 13 is the age 1139 01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:26,400 Because then you get bigger than your mama 1140 01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:28,400 You still get hit older 1141 01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:30,400 It's alright 1142 01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:32,400 It doesn't hurt as bad 1143 01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:34,400 It's okay 1144 01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:36,400 My mom would do this weird palm strike thing all the time 1145 01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:38,400 My mom would basically punch you with the hand 1146 01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:40,400 It was crime of God 1147 01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:42,400 It was crime of God 1148 01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:46,400 She would always hit me right in the mouth every time 1149 01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:48,400 With the palm like that 1150 01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:50,400 She would turn over too 1151 01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:52,400 She would pop and pop me right in the mouth with her palm 1152 01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:54,400 That's not a bad hit 1153 01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:56,400 That's fair play 1154 01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:58,400 That's emasculating 1155 01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:00,400 That was like a straight 1156 01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:02,400 Hit you with the cobra 1157 01:04:02,400 --> 01:04:04,400 Yeah dude 1158 01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:06,400 Hit you with the booter palm 1159 01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:08,400 She took the soul 1160 01:04:08,400 --> 01:04:10,400 She said hey 1161 01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:12,400 My grandma did the clavicle crush 1162 01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:14,400 She grabbed you right here and then 1163 01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:16,400 Stopped fucking playing 1164 01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:18,400 For real? 1165 01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:20,400 She wouldn't curse at me 1166 01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:22,400 She's older, she can't be able to tussle with you 1167 01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:24,400 No 1168 01:04:24,400 --> 01:04:26,400 She could beat me up today 1169 01:04:26,400 --> 01:04:28,400 If I tried my absolute hardest 1170 01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:30,400 My dad would grab the back of the neck 1171 01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:32,400 Like that, like in the store 1172 01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:34,400 If you were fucking around 1173 01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:36,400 Like a cat dude 1174 01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:38,400 He would get you and just be like 1175 01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:40,400 Fuck around 1176 01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:42,400 That's how he would handle it 1177 01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:44,400 That's not a bad one either 1178 01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:46,400 My dad would hit 1179 01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:48,400 She was like once you grow up 1180 01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:50,400 You graduate to the gun now 1181 01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:52,400 You do something out of hand, you get shot 1182 01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:54,400 Let's switch up the confidence 1183 01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:56,400 She did put the target on the frame 1184 01:04:56,400 --> 01:04:58,400 She put the target on the frame 1185 01:04:58,400 --> 01:05:00,400 That's crazy 1186 01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:02,400 I can't even imagine that 1187 01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:04,400 I can't control you, I just gotta do it 1188 01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:06,400 I'm not firing a warning shot 1189 01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:08,400 I'm shooting to kill 1190 01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:10,400 She will 1191 01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:12,400 She got that thing where she did all those headshots 1192 01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:14,400 On her door 1193 01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:16,400 She'll get you man 1194 01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:18,400 She'll get you 1195 01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:20,400 I don't want to fuck around and find out 1196 01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:22,400 Just at the gun range with a fentanyl pet 1197 01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:24,400 She's good 1198 01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:26,400 She's good 1199 01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:28,400 She's tough man, I'm good 1200 01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:30,400 Yeah I like that 1201 01:05:30,400 --> 01:05:32,400 You need strong female figures in the West 1202 01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:34,400 Yeah she was strong 1203 01:05:34,400 --> 01:05:36,400 She was strong 1204 01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:38,400 Yeah 1205 01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:40,400 You need that though 1206 01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:42,400 You need to get shot sometimes when you're older 1207 01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:44,400 Thankfully it never happens 1208 01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:46,400 But if you get out of line you know what good happens 1209 01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:48,400 Have y'all ever been shot at dude? 1210 01:05:48,400 --> 01:05:50,400 Nah, I mean just a BB gun 1211 01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:52,400 I'm a dude trying to shoot me in the head 1212 01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:54,400 If I had my phone I'd call my boy right now 1213 01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:56,400 He shot at me 1214 01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:58,400 When I say probably is about 1215 01:05:58,400 --> 01:06:00,400 He shot like no bullshit 1216 01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:02,400 He shot at me and almost killed my boy Sal 1217 01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:04,400 Wow 1218 01:06:04,400 --> 01:06:06,400 Before the diabetes impressive 1219 01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:08,400 Yeah 1220 01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:10,400 Yeah 1221 01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:12,400 When we get the cameras 1222 01:06:12,400 --> 01:06:14,400 I'll call him and we'll have the conversation on air 1223 01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:16,400 Because this really happened 1224 01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:18,400 And people don't believe it whenever 1225 01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:20,400 I tell it sometimes 1226 01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:22,400 But yeah, well as soon as we get the cameras 1227 01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:24,400 I'll get my phone out 1228 01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:26,400 Did you catch it? 1229 01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:28,400 He shot like literally right in front 1230 01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:30,400 Of that 1231 01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:32,400 You know like on the curb it's the sidewalk 1232 01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:34,400 It's like your house the sidewalk and then that little grass 1233 01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:36,400 He shot in that grass area while I'm in there 1234 01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:38,400 And he was like you scared now huh? 1235 01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:40,400 I'm like yeah, you're shooting at me 1236 01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:42,400 Of course I'm scared 1237 01:06:42,400 --> 01:06:44,400 I somehow know 1238 01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:46,400 This was over half a sandwich 1239 01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:48,400 I somehow know 1240 01:06:48,400 --> 01:06:50,400 This was a food deal going wrong 1241 01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:52,400 Holy shit 1242 01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:54,400 You fucking scared now? 1243 01:06:54,400 --> 01:06:56,400 Give me that 1244 01:06:56,400 --> 01:06:58,400 Give me that meatball sub 1245 01:06:58,400 --> 01:07:00,400 And it would be a meatball 1246 01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:02,400 Because that's the best one 1247 01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:04,400 The only one to kill it 1248 01:07:04,400 --> 01:07:06,400 A guy that wears those gold frame aviators 1249 01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:08,400 Meatball sub 1250 01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:10,400 Once a week bare minimum 1251 01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:12,400 Wife beater 1252 01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:14,400 Yeah 1253 01:07:14,400 --> 01:07:16,400 But nothing crazy 1254 01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:18,400 What do you say how do you find out the rule of thumb 1255 01:07:18,400 --> 01:07:20,400 That's what I heard 1256 01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:22,400 The rule of thumb term originated 1257 01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:24,400 You can't get a stick bigger in diameter 1258 01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:26,400 Than your thumb to beat your wife 1259 01:07:26,400 --> 01:07:28,400 And that's you know what 1260 01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:30,400 Bring it back 1261 01:07:30,400 --> 01:07:32,400 Did you guys have grandparents 1262 01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:34,400 That would make you get a switch 1263 01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:36,400 Yes one time 1264 01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:38,400 Did you ever have to get a switch 1265 01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:40,400 Once 1266 01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:42,400 He's going to take your time 1267 01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:44,400 You gotta take your time 1268 01:07:44,400 --> 01:07:46,400 You just want to test it out on yourself 1269 01:07:46,400 --> 01:07:48,400 And you think the smaller one 1270 01:07:48,400 --> 01:07:50,400 Is the better one but it's not 1271 01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:52,400 You want the bigger one 1272 01:07:52,400 --> 01:07:54,400 They go get their own 1273 01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:56,400 Fuck that 1274 01:07:56,400 --> 01:07:58,400 They'll get a perfect one too 1275 01:07:58,400 --> 01:08:00,400 You don't want to get one of those ones where you open it up 1276 01:08:00,400 --> 01:08:02,400 And it's still green on the inside 1277 01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:04,400 When you're getting 1278 01:08:04,400 --> 01:08:06,400 When you're getting your switch 1279 01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:08,400 You can see the one that she'll pick 1280 01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:10,400 You can see it 1281 01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:12,400 If you're smart you'll destroy that one 1282 01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:14,400 Real quick while you're there 1283 01:08:14,400 --> 01:08:16,400 She'll get that one 1284 01:08:16,400 --> 01:08:18,400 Do you think that's what Adrian Peterson did 1285 01:08:18,400 --> 01:08:20,400 Probably 1286 01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:22,400 Dude imagine Adrian Peterson 1287 01:08:22,400 --> 01:08:24,400 Beating you up as a child 1288 01:08:24,400 --> 01:08:26,400 With a stick 1289 01:08:26,400 --> 01:08:28,400 I'd be terrified 1290 01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:30,400 His son probably should have acted right 1291 01:08:30,400 --> 01:08:32,400 I agree 1292 01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:34,400 I mean if your dad's some fucking deadbeat 1293 01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:36,400 Do whatever you want 1294 01:08:36,400 --> 01:08:38,400 He's got some fucking NFL dude 1295 01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:40,400 He won MVP as a running back 1296 01:08:40,400 --> 01:08:42,400 The speed and power behind this guy 1297 01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:44,400 He would destroy 90% of the men on the planet 1298 01:08:44,400 --> 01:08:46,400 With a small stick 1299 01:08:46,400 --> 01:08:50,400 At the speed he was running he would just hold it out 1300 01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:52,400 And let them be hit with it 1301 01:08:52,400 --> 01:08:54,400 This guy played for the Redskins 1302 01:08:54,400 --> 01:08:56,400 Not the Washington football team 1303 01:08:56,400 --> 01:08:58,400 This guy played for the Redskins 1304 01:08:58,400 --> 01:09:00,400 I miss the Redskins dude 1305 01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:02,400 I miss them 1306 01:09:02,400 --> 01:09:04,400 I don't think the natives were mad about it 1307 01:09:04,400 --> 01:09:06,400 It was white people who was mad about it 1308 01:09:06,400 --> 01:09:08,400 Nah I wasn't mad 1309 01:09:08,400 --> 01:09:10,400 Well not you kind of whites 1310 01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:12,400 Women 1311 01:09:12,400 --> 01:09:14,400 The main argument is that 1312 01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:16,400 It's just literally a slur 1313 01:09:16,400 --> 01:09:18,400 It is a slur though right 1314 01:09:18,400 --> 01:09:20,400 It is a slur but it's a good one 1315 01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:22,400 The Cleveland Brownskins 1316 01:09:22,400 --> 01:09:24,400 That might have been not great 1317 01:09:24,400 --> 01:09:26,400 That'd been not good 1318 01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:28,400 We got the Browns 1319 01:09:28,400 --> 01:09:30,400 The Brownskins though 1320 01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:32,400 That's what this meant 1321 01:09:32,400 --> 01:09:34,400 Wait is the Browns really meant to be 1322 01:09:34,400 --> 01:09:36,400 The Indians no more 1323 01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:38,400 They're the guardians 1324 01:09:38,400 --> 01:09:40,400 And they've been since like 2020 or 2021 1325 01:09:40,400 --> 01:09:42,400 But the Cleveland Indians 1326 01:09:42,400 --> 01:09:44,400 Logo was 1327 01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:46,400 Little dicey 1328 01:09:46,400 --> 01:09:48,400 It was like firetruck 1329 01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:50,400 Red 1330 01:09:50,400 --> 01:09:52,400 And his name was Chief Wahoo 1331 01:09:52,400 --> 01:09:54,400 They're gonna keep the Chiefs though 1332 01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:56,400 Well that one's not 1333 01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:58,400 Because Chief is like a high position 1334 01:09:58,400 --> 01:10:00,400 What are you gonna change it to 1335 01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:02,400 The CEOs 1336 01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:04,400 So is Redskin really a slur 1337 01:10:04,400 --> 01:10:06,400 It sounds pretty sure 1338 01:10:06,400 --> 01:10:08,400 But what about the Redman 2 1339 01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:10,400 What 1340 01:10:10,400 --> 01:10:12,400 Like the chewing tobacco 1341 01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:14,400 Did they change that 1342 01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:16,400 You know tobacco ain't changing shit 1343 01:10:16,400 --> 01:10:18,400 They better not happen 1344 01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:20,400 They kill people 1345 01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:22,400 Give a fuck 1346 01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:24,400 But that looks tight 1347 01:10:24,400 --> 01:10:26,400 If I was a Native American I would want that 1348 01:10:26,400 --> 01:10:28,400 Still on there 1349 01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:30,400 No? Nobody else? 1350 01:10:30,400 --> 01:10:32,400 You fucking took all the land 1351 01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:34,400 Might as well give them something you get the fucking 1352 01:10:34,400 --> 01:10:36,400 There's like ways 1353 01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:38,400 And it's not enough but there's like way we honor 1354 01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:40,400 Native Americans like all the attack helicopters 1355 01:10:40,400 --> 01:10:42,400 They're like Apache and shit 1356 01:10:42,400 --> 01:10:44,400 You know who's 1357 01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:46,400 I'm a member of the 1358 01:10:46,400 --> 01:10:48,400 Kiowa tribe 1359 01:10:48,400 --> 01:10:50,400 I am a member of the Kiowa tribe 1360 01:10:50,400 --> 01:10:52,400 I was inducted with that eagle feather 1361 01:10:52,400 --> 01:10:54,400 And that buffalo hide blanket 1362 01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:56,400 Sick dude when do you get your casino 1363 01:10:56,400 --> 01:10:58,400 I got it I'll bring it in 1364 01:10:58,400 --> 01:11:00,400 Can't touch it 1365 01:11:00,400 --> 01:11:02,400 You're not chosen 1366 01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:04,400 But yeah you know who's offended 1367 01:11:04,400 --> 01:11:06,400 By the Redskins names 1368 01:11:06,400 --> 01:11:08,400 The white women that say they're 116th Cherokee 1369 01:11:08,400 --> 01:11:10,400 Yeah I got a bit about them 1370 01:11:10,400 --> 01:11:12,400 Elizabeth I'm not red 1371 01:11:12,400 --> 01:11:14,400 I call them the Navajos 1372 01:11:14,400 --> 01:11:16,400 Have you seen 1373 01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:18,400 Brandon 1374 01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:20,400 Thank you 1375 01:11:20,400 --> 01:11:22,400 White women now they have this tanning 1376 01:11:22,400 --> 01:11:24,400 App where you can 1377 01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:26,400 Track the progression of your skin color 1378 01:11:26,400 --> 01:11:28,400 And they have like cute little names 1379 01:11:28,400 --> 01:11:30,400 For the shade so you go from like pearly 1380 01:11:30,400 --> 01:11:32,400 White to espresso 1381 01:11:32,400 --> 01:11:34,400 And they track it by color 1382 01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:36,400 Wow 1383 01:11:36,400 --> 01:11:38,400 That makes me so fucking mad 1384 01:11:38,400 --> 01:11:40,400 You're getting a little dicey dude 1385 01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:42,400 Does it let you go as far to the left 1386 01:11:42,400 --> 01:11:44,400 Color wise or does it stop 1387 01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:46,400 At still white 1388 01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:48,400 It gives you an alert when you're bordering 1389 01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:50,400 Blackface when you're about to hit 1390 01:11:50,400 --> 01:11:52,400 Blackface it's like warning you'll get kicked out 1391 01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:54,400 Of Delta Sigma 1392 01:11:54,400 --> 01:11:56,400 Cancel warning 1393 01:11:56,400 --> 01:11:58,400 Are you trying to do politics later on 1394 01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:00,400 If so just say 1395 01:12:00,400 --> 01:12:02,400 You're Indian and not actually be Indian 1396 01:12:02,400 --> 01:12:04,400 Elizabeth Warren 1397 01:12:04,400 --> 01:12:06,400 Hell yeah 1398 01:12:06,400 --> 01:12:08,400 Elizabeth Warren 1399 01:12:08,400 --> 01:12:10,400 So that's it 1400 01:12:10,400 --> 01:12:12,400 That's been the pot 1401 01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:14,400 We're trying to be inclusive 1402 01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:16,400 Just say 1403 01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:18,400 Fucking yay and be for real about it 1404 01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:20,400 I know yay doesn't like y'all 1405 01:12:20,400 --> 01:12:22,400 Oh shit what you talking about Kanye 1406 01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:24,400 Do you like Kanye West 1407 01:12:24,400 --> 01:12:26,400 Do you think he's the best 1408 01:12:26,400 --> 01:12:28,400 Is he a genius 1409 01:12:28,400 --> 01:12:30,400 You're asking this fucking Yakuubi 1410 01:12:30,400 --> 01:12:32,400 An artistic genius 1411 01:12:32,400 --> 01:12:34,400 Yes 1412 01:12:34,400 --> 01:12:36,400 You think he's right about the Jews 1413 01:12:36,400 --> 01:12:38,400 Of course not 1414 01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:40,400 Maybe is he right about 1415 01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:42,400 Sure sure 1416 01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:44,400 But does he paint it in the right light 1417 01:12:44,400 --> 01:12:46,400 No does he like paint what the opposition is doing 1418 01:12:46,400 --> 01:12:48,400 No it's fine 1419 01:12:48,400 --> 01:12:50,400 I think he should box Taylor Swift 1420 01:12:50,400 --> 01:12:52,400 Dude I 1421 01:12:52,400 --> 01:12:54,400 I hate Taylor Swift 1422 01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:56,400 Really 1423 01:12:56,400 --> 01:12:58,400 You have her love story dude 1424 01:12:58,400 --> 01:13:00,400 I think it's just that every woman I've ever met 1425 01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:02,400 Is just so fucking gay for Taylor Swift 1426 01:13:02,400 --> 01:13:04,400 That it just I can't stand it anymore 1427 01:13:04,400 --> 01:13:06,400 I can't stand it anymore 1428 01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:08,400 I can't stand it 1429 01:13:08,400 --> 01:13:10,400 It's just nothing but Taylor Swift 1430 01:13:10,400 --> 01:13:12,400 Taylor Swift Taylor Swift Taylor Swift 1431 01:13:12,400 --> 01:13:14,400 I can't 1432 01:13:14,400 --> 01:13:16,400 Why is she so fucking famous dude 1433 01:13:16,400 --> 01:13:18,400 Look at her 1434 01:13:18,400 --> 01:13:20,400 Yeah I see her 1435 01:13:20,400 --> 01:13:22,400 Nobody's gone farther with Les I don't think 1436 01:13:22,400 --> 01:13:24,400 I'm with you JJ 1437 01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:26,400 She has one song out of all the 1438 01:13:26,400 --> 01:13:28,400 CDs that she has 1439 01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:30,400 She has a few bangers but what I'm saying is like 1440 01:13:30,400 --> 01:13:32,400 There's other artists that are 1441 01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:34,400 Just as good if not better 1442 01:13:34,400 --> 01:13:36,400 I don't think that's a wild statement 1443 01:13:36,400 --> 01:13:38,400 To make Kanye West 1444 01:13:38,400 --> 01:13:40,400 Yeah but he's in a different league 1445 01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:42,400 Than this fucking bitch 1446 01:13:42,400 --> 01:13:44,400 No I mean but they're probably both 1447 01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:46,400 Same celebrity 1448 01:13:46,400 --> 01:13:48,400 Like celebrity 1449 01:13:48,400 --> 01:13:50,400 She's the biggest celebrity in the world by far 1450 01:13:50,400 --> 01:13:52,400 You think she's bigger than Kanye 1451 01:13:52,400 --> 01:13:54,400 I don't know if she's bigger than Kanye 1452 01:13:54,400 --> 01:13:56,400 She can go to any country in the world 1453 01:13:56,400 --> 01:13:58,400 She can go to North Korea and they'd be like 1454 01:13:58,400 --> 01:14:00,400 Taylor Swift 1455 01:14:00,400 --> 01:14:02,400 I think she's a billionaire now 1456 01:14:02,400 --> 01:14:04,400 She's a billionaire now after Big Taylor Swift 1457 01:14:04,400 --> 01:14:06,400 Oh yeah let's see if you want to see her net worth 1458 01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:08,400 She has to be a billionaire if she's not 1459 01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:10,400 What is she doing with her money dude 1460 01:14:10,400 --> 01:14:12,400 If she started doing coke I'd be way bigger 1461 01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:14,400 I would bet anything that she's on Adderall 1462 01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:16,400 What are you talking about 1463 01:14:16,400 --> 01:14:18,400 She grew up in Hollywood 1464 01:14:18,400 --> 01:14:20,400 She's doing tour after tour after tour 1465 01:14:20,400 --> 01:14:22,400 She's from Pennsylvania 1466 01:14:22,400 --> 01:14:24,400 Look at that nose and body 1467 01:14:24,400 --> 01:14:26,400 She has Michael Jackson's nose and body 1468 01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:32,400 That's exactly what Michael Jackson and Hitler wanted everyone to look like 1469 01:14:32,400 --> 01:14:34,400 I'm not a fan 1470 01:14:34,400 --> 01:14:36,400 Yeah 1471 01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:38,400 That's what Michael Jackson was 1472 01:14:38,400 --> 01:14:40,400 He was trying as hard as he could to be Taylor Swift 1473 01:14:40,400 --> 01:14:42,400 Yeah next time Hitler 1474 01:14:42,400 --> 01:14:44,400 How do you think Hitler would have felt about Meg Thee Stallion though 1475 01:14:44,400 --> 01:14:46,400 Do you think that would have made him 1476 01:14:46,400 --> 01:14:48,400 He didn't dislike black people we've already talked about this 1477 01:14:48,400 --> 01:14:50,400 I don't think he liked Jesse Owen 1478 01:14:50,400 --> 01:14:52,400 He didn't dislike that's a nice voluptuous woman 1479 01:14:52,400 --> 01:14:54,400 I don't think he liked him 1480 01:14:54,400 --> 01:14:56,400 Who? Jesse Owens 1481 01:14:56,400 --> 01:14:58,400 He was cool with Jesse 1482 01:14:58,400 --> 01:15:00,400 He sent them a letter 1483 01:15:00,400 --> 01:15:02,400 Don't you dare try to spread this propaganda on this show 1484 01:15:02,400 --> 01:15:04,400 Don't you dare try to spread this propaganda on this show 1485 01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:06,400 This is propaganda 1486 01:15:06,400 --> 01:15:08,400 He sent Jesse Owens a letter 1487 01:15:08,400 --> 01:15:10,400 He sent Jesse Owens a letter 1488 01:15:10,400 --> 01:15:12,400 Look Adolf Snubs US lads 1489 01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:14,400 Told you 1490 01:15:14,400 --> 01:15:16,400 What do you think that means 1491 01:15:16,400 --> 01:15:22,400 He says Hitler was reprimanded 1492 01:15:22,400 --> 01:15:26,400 Just because you proved you can read doesn't mean you won the argument 1493 01:15:26,400 --> 01:15:28,400 He said told you 1494 01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:34,400 Hitler was reprimanded 1495 01:15:34,400 --> 01:15:36,400 Hitler was reprimanded 1496 01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:38,400 I said reprimanded 1497 01:15:38,400 --> 01:15:40,400 Shame on you 1498 01:15:40,400 --> 01:15:42,400 The Jews are fair game 1499 01:15:42,400 --> 01:15:44,400 But Jesse Owens 1500 01:15:44,400 --> 01:15:46,400 He didn't meet with him because he lost 1501 01:15:46,400 --> 01:15:48,400 Not because Jesse Owens was black 1502 01:15:48,400 --> 01:15:50,400 Not because Jesse Owens was black 1503 01:15:50,400 --> 01:15:52,400 I'm sticking 1504 01:15:52,400 --> 01:15:54,400 If I was racist I'd have a form of vote to pick with him 1505 01:15:54,400 --> 01:15:56,400 Let me check on here 1506 01:15:56,400 --> 01:15:58,400 I'm sticking with my stance 1507 01:15:58,400 --> 01:16:00,400 I'm sticking with my stance of being staunchly anti Hitler 1508 01:16:00,400 --> 01:16:02,400 I don't think I'm going to switch up on that 1509 01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:04,400 He was a complicated guy 1510 01:16:04,400 --> 01:16:06,400 I'm more of a Hideki Tojo man 1511 01:16:06,400 --> 01:16:08,400 He was snubbed 1512 01:16:08,400 --> 01:16:10,400 I don't know dude 1513 01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:12,400 I don't know dude 1514 01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:14,400 I like his name 1515 01:16:14,400 --> 01:16:16,400 You would 1516 01:16:16,400 --> 01:16:18,400 Wow 1517 01:16:18,400 --> 01:16:20,400 He said he didn't 1518 01:16:20,400 --> 01:16:24,400 It is true that Hitler did not shake hands with Owens 1519 01:16:24,400 --> 01:16:30,400 In fact he did not congratulate any gold medalist after the first day of competition 1520 01:16:30,400 --> 01:16:32,400 What did I tell you 1521 01:16:32,400 --> 01:16:34,400 What do you think this is doing 1522 01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:36,400 He didn't like anybody who didn't 1523 01:16:36,400 --> 01:16:38,400 Because all the Olympians were black 1524 01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:40,400 Look at the podium 1525 01:16:40,400 --> 01:16:42,400 No that's just that one 1526 01:16:42,400 --> 01:16:44,400 I would love to defend Hitler with Dom all day 1527 01:16:44,400 --> 01:16:46,400 Yeah 1528 01:16:46,400 --> 01:16:48,400 Right 1529 01:16:48,400 --> 01:16:50,400 But I won't 1530 01:16:50,400 --> 01:16:52,400 I'm not defending Hitler man 1531 01:16:52,400 --> 01:16:54,400 He looks horrible 1532 01:16:54,400 --> 01:16:56,400 He's bad Brandon 1533 01:16:56,400 --> 01:16:58,400 He's bad 1534 01:16:58,400 --> 01:17:00,400 He's bad 1535 01:17:00,400 --> 01:17:02,400 We already talked about this 1536 01:17:02,400 --> 01:17:04,400 6 million 1537 01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:06,400 6 million really 1538 01:17:06,400 --> 01:17:08,400 Go look up the size 1539 01:17:08,400 --> 01:17:10,400 Maybe 11 million 1540 01:17:10,400 --> 01:17:12,400 This is a slippery slope 1541 01:17:12,400 --> 01:17:14,400 How big is Germany compared to Texas 1542 01:17:14,400 --> 01:17:16,400 Texas is bigger than Germany 1543 01:17:16,400 --> 01:17:18,400 That doesn't prove a single thing 1544 01:17:18,400 --> 01:17:20,400 That's not what we're talking about right here JJ 1545 01:17:20,400 --> 01:17:22,400 Texas is bigger than Germany 1546 01:17:22,400 --> 01:17:24,400 That doesn't prove anything 1547 01:17:24,400 --> 01:17:26,400 Look at the images 1548 01:17:26,400 --> 01:17:28,400 Don't look at images 1549 01:17:28,400 --> 01:17:30,400 Alright you see that 1550 01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:32,400 Okay let's see right there 1551 01:17:32,400 --> 01:17:34,400 So Texas is way bigger but they're talking about 6 million 1552 01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:36,400 But Germany also took over France and Poland 1553 01:17:36,400 --> 01:17:38,400 And several other 1554 01:17:38,400 --> 01:17:40,400 So like a lot of the death camps 1555 01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:42,400 Were like Treblinka and Sobobor 1556 01:17:42,400 --> 01:17:44,400 Which were in their Ukraine 1557 01:17:44,400 --> 01:17:46,400 Yeah and so you gotta take a million off the top 1558 01:17:46,400 --> 01:17:48,400 Of that 1559 01:17:48,400 --> 01:17:50,400 There's just that 1560 01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:52,400 You got to 1561 01:17:52,400 --> 01:17:54,400 Don't let them pollute your mind 1562 01:17:54,400 --> 01:17:56,400 Okay you see how big that 1563 01:17:56,400 --> 01:17:58,400 Now you think 1564 01:17:58,400 --> 01:18:00,400 You looking at this picture 1565 01:18:00,400 --> 01:18:02,400 Do you think 6 million people can fit in there 1566 01:18:02,400 --> 01:18:04,400 That's a continent Brandon 1567 01:18:04,400 --> 01:18:06,400 That's a fucking continent 1568 01:18:06,400 --> 01:18:08,400 But look 1569 01:18:08,400 --> 01:18:10,400 Google third rike empire at height 1570 01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:12,400 Wait you said third rike 1571 01:18:12,400 --> 01:18:14,400 Yeah the third one 1572 01:18:14,400 --> 01:18:16,400 The third one 1573 01:18:16,400 --> 01:18:18,400 Third rike hold on 1574 01:18:18,400 --> 01:18:20,400 Empire at what 1575 01:18:20,400 --> 01:18:22,400 Damn 1576 01:18:22,400 --> 01:18:24,400 This will be on the podcast 1577 01:18:24,400 --> 01:18:26,400 Hold up 1578 01:18:26,400 --> 01:18:28,400 No go back to the images 1579 01:18:28,400 --> 01:18:30,400 We just saw the map 1580 01:18:30,400 --> 01:18:32,400 The map where the red the top middle 1581 01:18:32,400 --> 01:18:34,400 Top middle 1582 01:18:34,400 --> 01:18:36,400 So that's literally the same 1583 01:18:36,400 --> 01:18:38,400 That's big 1584 01:18:38,400 --> 01:18:40,400 You think Texas has 6 million people in it 1585 01:18:40,400 --> 01:18:42,400 They also had France 1586 01:18:42,400 --> 01:18:44,400 Brandon click on this one 1587 01:18:44,400 --> 01:18:46,400 Yeah the one to the left 1588 01:18:46,400 --> 01:18:48,400 Third from third one 1589 01:18:48,400 --> 01:18:50,400 That's right after they took over 1590 01:18:50,400 --> 01:18:52,400 Norway and Mike 1591 01:18:52,400 --> 01:18:54,400 That's bigger than Texas for sure 1592 01:18:54,400 --> 01:18:56,400 Also 1593 01:18:56,400 --> 01:18:58,400 You can mix the United States up 1594 01:18:58,400 --> 01:19:00,400 With Japan and Europe and all that 1595 01:19:00,400 --> 01:19:02,400 That's what that's saying 1596 01:19:02,400 --> 01:19:04,400 That's allies 1597 01:19:04,400 --> 01:19:06,400 Only the dark red is Germany 1598 01:19:06,400 --> 01:19:08,400 Remember they beat the 1599 01:19:08,400 --> 01:19:10,400 So there was a time they hold France 1600 01:19:10,400 --> 01:19:12,400 They beat the fuck out of France super quick 1601 01:19:12,400 --> 01:19:14,400 They were on fucking meth and cocaine 1602 01:19:14,400 --> 01:19:16,400 They blew through Italy was their ally 1603 01:19:16,400 --> 01:19:18,400 They blew through the world 1604 01:19:18,400 --> 01:19:20,400 Germany is under ours right now 1605 01:19:20,400 --> 01:19:22,400 That's what that's saying 1606 01:19:22,400 --> 01:19:24,400 That's why we were fighting in North Africa 1607 01:19:24,400 --> 01:19:26,400 They took Norway unfortunately 1608 01:19:26,400 --> 01:19:28,400 Everything else is just allies 1609 01:19:28,400 --> 01:19:30,400 Under German occupation 1610 01:19:30,400 --> 01:19:32,400 The same way 1611 01:19:32,400 --> 01:19:34,400 That the fucking Philippines 1612 01:19:34,400 --> 01:19:36,400 Is under US occupation 1613 01:19:36,400 --> 01:19:38,400 We own that shit 1614 01:19:38,400 --> 01:19:40,400 We could have that tomorrow 1615 01:19:40,400 --> 01:19:44,400 They're doing whatever they do over there 1616 01:19:44,400 --> 01:19:46,400 They're singing karaoke 1617 01:19:46,400 --> 01:19:48,400 Yeah man 1618 01:19:48,400 --> 01:19:50,400 No harm no foul 1619 01:19:50,400 --> 01:19:52,400 That's fine 1620 01:19:52,400 --> 01:19:54,400 They're not living by our law 1621 01:19:54,400 --> 01:19:56,400 They had room to work 1622 01:19:56,400 --> 01:19:58,400 Two death camps were in the Ukraine 1623 01:19:58,400 --> 01:20:00,400 So Brandon all I'm saying is 1624 01:20:00,400 --> 01:20:02,400 This might tell you 6 million 1625 01:20:02,400 --> 01:20:04,400 There was definitely 6 million people 1626 01:20:04,400 --> 01:20:06,400 In Germany at this time 1627 01:20:06,400 --> 01:20:08,400 Germany alone 1628 01:20:08,400 --> 01:20:10,400 You may search it up 1629 01:20:10,400 --> 01:20:12,400 No no no 1630 01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:14,400 Let's not look at the numbers 1631 01:20:14,400 --> 01:20:16,400 That's what we're talking about 1632 01:20:16,400 --> 01:20:18,400 I actually think it was 7 million 1633 01:20:18,400 --> 01:20:20,400 It was more like 11 1634 01:20:20,400 --> 01:20:22,400 If you include like 1635 01:20:22,400 --> 01:20:24,400 Who else did they fucking kill? Gypsies, Armenians 1636 01:20:24,400 --> 01:20:26,400 Do you think there's 6 million people in there? 1637 01:20:26,400 --> 01:20:28,400 6 million people in Texas right now 1638 01:20:28,400 --> 01:20:30,400 Okay not in Texas 1639 01:20:30,400 --> 01:20:32,400 Not in Texas 1640 01:20:32,400 --> 01:20:34,400 This conversation is over 1641 01:20:34,400 --> 01:20:36,400 Can't be a Brandon having a conversation 1642 01:20:36,400 --> 01:20:38,400 Can I say one thing? 1643 01:20:38,400 --> 01:20:40,400 6 million Jews but they're only counting 1644 01:20:40,400 --> 01:20:42,400 Them as half a person 1645 01:20:42,400 --> 01:20:44,400 So it's really 12 1646 01:20:44,400 --> 01:20:46,400 So you believe that now? 1647 01:20:46,400 --> 01:20:48,400 Do I believe 12? 1648 01:20:48,400 --> 01:20:50,400 The only thing I'm saying is you can't believe 1649 01:20:50,400 --> 01:20:52,400 You know it ain't 6 million people 1650 01:20:52,400 --> 01:20:54,400 In Texas 1651 01:20:54,400 --> 01:20:56,400 In Texas yes 1652 01:20:56,400 --> 01:20:58,400 Not in Texas 1653 01:20:58,400 --> 01:21:00,400 How many people do you think are in the world? 1654 01:21:00,400 --> 01:21:02,400 God damn 1655 01:21:02,400 --> 01:21:04,400 If I have to say this again I'm going to lose my shit 1656 01:21:04,400 --> 01:21:06,400 How many people do you think are in the world? 1657 01:21:06,400 --> 01:21:08,400 Only 1658 01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:10,400 2 Billions 1659 01:21:10,400 --> 01:21:12,400 Trillions 1660 01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:14,400 Not trillions 1661 01:21:14,400 --> 01:21:16,400 So if there's trillions of people 1662 01:21:16,400 --> 01:21:18,400 Brandon how many billion are in the world? 1663 01:21:18,400 --> 01:21:20,400 Okay I feel like 1664 01:21:20,400 --> 01:21:22,400 He said or trillions 1665 01:21:22,400 --> 01:21:24,400 He said a trillion 1666 01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:26,400 2 billion are in the world 1667 01:21:26,400 --> 01:21:28,400 Okay probably what? 1668 01:21:28,400 --> 01:21:30,400 365 billion 1669 01:21:30,400 --> 01:21:32,400 100 billion 1670 01:21:32,400 --> 01:21:34,400 We'll average it out to 100 billion 1671 01:21:34,400 --> 01:21:36,400 There's a lot of people 1672 01:21:36,400 --> 01:21:38,400 There's 7 billion people in the world 1673 01:21:38,400 --> 01:21:40,400 He said 1 trillion 1674 01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:42,400 I'm taking that a trillion 1675 01:21:42,400 --> 01:21:44,400 It's 7 billion 1676 01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:46,400 You can't even get through nowhere 1677 01:21:46,400 --> 01:21:48,400 There are a trillion people 1678 01:21:48,400 --> 01:21:50,400 He said the traffic 1679 01:21:50,400 --> 01:21:52,400 When traffic is bad 1680 01:21:52,400 --> 01:21:54,400 There's a lot of people here 1681 01:21:54,400 --> 01:21:56,400 Where do you think they go when there's not a traffic? 1682 01:21:56,400 --> 01:21:58,400 They go to bed 1683 01:21:58,400 --> 01:22:00,400 Go to sleep 1684 01:22:00,400 --> 01:22:02,400 Okay Brandon final answer 1685 01:22:02,400 --> 01:22:04,400 How many people are in the world right now? 1686 01:22:04,400 --> 01:22:06,400 Probably 1687 01:22:06,400 --> 01:22:08,400 96 billion 1688 01:22:08,400 --> 01:22:10,400 Why are you laughing? 1689 01:22:10,400 --> 01:22:12,400 5 billion 1690 01:22:12,400 --> 01:22:14,400 That's closer 1691 01:22:14,400 --> 01:22:16,400 5 billion 1692 01:22:16,400 --> 01:22:18,400 How many Jews died though? 1693 01:22:18,400 --> 01:22:20,400 7 billion 1694 01:22:20,400 --> 01:22:22,400 But back then you gotta take away for inflation 1695 01:22:22,400 --> 01:22:24,400 Okay 1696 01:22:24,400 --> 01:22:26,400 So you gotta take it back 1697 01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:28,400 Inflation on people too cause they had less people back then 1698 01:22:28,400 --> 01:22:30,400 Great depression 1699 01:22:30,400 --> 01:22:32,400 How many people do you think live in Texas right now? 1700 01:22:32,400 --> 01:22:34,400 People did sell their kids 1701 01:22:34,400 --> 01:22:36,400 Probably 1702 01:22:36,400 --> 01:22:38,400 36 million 1703 01:22:38,400 --> 01:22:40,400 That's actually 1704 01:22:40,400 --> 01:22:42,400 You just said there wasn't 6 million there 1705 01:22:42,400 --> 01:22:44,400 Hold on let me think about it 1706 01:22:44,400 --> 01:22:46,400 Just the state of Texas 1707 01:22:46,400 --> 01:22:48,400 You gotta remember that 1708 01:22:48,400 --> 01:22:50,400 Maybe 1709 01:22:50,400 --> 01:22:52,400 Maybe like 1710 01:22:52,400 --> 01:22:54,400 5 million 1711 01:22:54,400 --> 01:22:56,400 So 5 million in the whole state of Texas 1712 01:22:56,400 --> 01:22:58,400 But they're saying 1713 01:22:58,400 --> 01:23:00,400 They kill 6 million 1714 01:23:00,400 --> 01:23:02,400 That was a long war 1715 01:23:02,400 --> 01:23:04,400 So you're gonna wipe out everybody and bring another million people in 1716 01:23:04,400 --> 01:23:06,400 And wipe them out again? 1717 01:23:06,400 --> 01:23:08,400 It's a rotation 1718 01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:10,400 They were doing rotations 1719 01:23:10,400 --> 01:23:12,400 It's like when you graduate class 1720 01:23:12,400 --> 01:23:14,400 They go to the next class 1721 01:23:14,400 --> 01:23:16,400 You get more people 1722 01:23:16,400 --> 01:23:18,400 So I think the main thing we established here 1723 01:23:18,400 --> 01:23:20,400 That doesn't need to be disputed 1724 01:23:20,400 --> 01:23:22,400 Is 4 million people 1725 01:23:22,400 --> 01:23:24,400 Or 5 million people in Texas right now 1726 01:23:24,400 --> 01:23:26,400 And there are 1 trillion in the world 1727 01:23:26,400 --> 01:23:28,400 And there's 1 trillion in the world 1728 01:23:28,400 --> 01:23:30,400 That's the end of the podcast guys 1729 01:23:30,400 --> 01:23:56,400 Thank you so much 1730 01:24:00,400 --> 01:24:02,400 Tied to see