1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,560 This week on Clown College 2 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:13,940 But as far as they're like out right now, yeah, they're current they're pretty current. I don't know when they're around for like 3 00:00:13,940 --> 00:00:15,940 What about food fighters? 4 00:00:15,980 --> 00:00:17,980 Food fighters. I'm not a fan, you know 5 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:20,480 I'll say it right now that 6 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:26,660 Food fighters. I'll say it right now. I know this is an unpopular opinion, but I to this day 7 00:00:26,660 --> 00:00:33,840 I just still feel like it's real fucked up that Dave Grahl felt the need to shoot Kurt Cobain's head 8 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:36,500 Just so he could start a shitty little side project 9 00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:37,500 Jesus Christ 10 00:00:37,500 --> 00:00:39,500 This is Matthew Tate everybody 11 00:00:41,300 --> 00:00:46,560 Every food fighter song sounds the same except for like a couple of them. I'm not a fan 12 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:51,460 Yeah, you know Dave Grahl used to be like one of those weird like chemtrail conspiracy theorists too 13 00:00:51,460 --> 00:00:52,460 What's chemtrail? 14 00:00:52,460 --> 00:00:54,460 I'm big on the chemtrails 15 00:00:54,460 --> 00:00:56,460 What's chemtrail? I don't know what this is 16 00:00:56,460 --> 00:00:58,460 It's disgusting but on a mass scale 17 00:00:58,460 --> 00:01:02,780 You know it's like these planes they leave chemtrails 18 00:01:02,780 --> 00:01:04,780 It fucks people up dude 19 00:01:04,780 --> 00:01:05,780 Oh, okay 20 00:01:05,780 --> 00:01:06,280 You know 21 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:08,280 Oh you're just talking about okay, I know it's okay 22 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:11,280 And you're saying this this like hurts people 23 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:19,020 That's what they say dude, I was always more of a Jason Everman guy over Dave Grahl, but you know 24 00:01:19,020 --> 00:01:21,020 God I don't know who these white people are 25 00:01:21,020 --> 00:01:22,020 Yeah 26 00:01:22,020 --> 00:01:23,020 Me neither 27 00:01:23,020 --> 00:01:25,020 Jason Everman's dope 28 00:01:25,020 --> 00:01:29,020 And I'm always a drummer that somebody allowed to have a microphone for some stupid reason 29 00:01:55,020 --> 00:02:24,020 That's the real dudes name 30 00:02:24,020 --> 00:02:29,020 But they got an actual gay black deaf guy to play him in the thing 31 00:02:29,020 --> 00:02:31,020 He checked all the boxes too 32 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:33,020 Oh no 33 00:02:33,020 --> 00:02:35,020 Look right there 34 00:02:35,020 --> 00:02:37,020 I see it right there 35 00:02:37,020 --> 00:02:39,020 Can you see that ogre? He does look brighter right there 36 00:02:39,020 --> 00:02:40,020 Which one we're looking at? 37 00:02:40,020 --> 00:02:41,020 Damn 38 00:02:41,020 --> 00:02:42,020 The dude? 39 00:02:42,020 --> 00:02:44,020 Big or better one 40 00:02:44,020 --> 00:02:47,020 I just want to see if you can see it for the clip that I pulled up because I need you to 41 00:02:47,020 --> 00:02:49,020 Just the outfit 42 00:02:49,020 --> 00:02:51,020 But it's good I like that don't get me wrong 43 00:02:51,020 --> 00:02:52,020 Yeah it's a good style 44 00:02:52,020 --> 00:02:53,020 Outfit is nice 45 00:02:53,020 --> 00:02:54,020 But then pick the right choices 46 00:02:54,020 --> 00:02:57,020 Yeah dude I like you could play tic tac toe on your bicep 47 00:02:57,020 --> 00:02:58,020 You recording everything? 48 00:02:58,020 --> 00:02:59,020 Yep everything's good 49 00:02:59,020 --> 00:03:00,020 That's good 50 00:03:00,020 --> 00:03:02,020 And that's good 51 00:03:02,020 --> 00:03:05,020 Damn man 52 00:03:05,020 --> 00:03:07,020 I like me for me 53 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:09,020 Not because it's a bicep 54 00:03:09,020 --> 00:03:11,020 That zing got you feeling different 55 00:03:11,020 --> 00:03:12,020 Yeah it did 56 00:03:12,020 --> 00:03:14,020 Them lit pillars 57 00:03:14,020 --> 00:03:17,020 I went to the doctor they gave me some nicotine patches 58 00:03:17,020 --> 00:03:18,020 Taste of sarone? 59 00:03:18,020 --> 00:03:20,020 No they wouldn't give me that 60 00:03:20,020 --> 00:03:22,020 Sons of bitches 61 00:03:22,020 --> 00:03:25,020 Wait nicotine patches from the doctor? 62 00:03:25,020 --> 00:03:26,020 Yeah and gum 63 00:03:26,020 --> 00:03:27,020 Why? 64 00:03:27,020 --> 00:03:29,020 Because I said I wanted to quit smoking 65 00:03:29,020 --> 00:03:30,020 So they loaded me up 66 00:03:30,020 --> 00:03:31,020 Do you though? 67 00:03:31,020 --> 00:03:32,020 I want to 68 00:03:32,020 --> 00:03:33,020 Don't know if it's going to happen 69 00:03:33,020 --> 00:03:35,020 Going to and going to is your thing 70 00:03:35,020 --> 00:03:36,020 Yeah yeah yeah 71 00:03:36,020 --> 00:03:38,020 But I'm going to put them on I'm going to try 72 00:03:38,020 --> 00:03:40,020 But I've tried before and people didn't 73 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:42,020 I was very 74 00:03:42,020 --> 00:03:43,020 Not happy 75 00:03:43,020 --> 00:03:46,020 And my soldiers made me start smoking again 76 00:03:46,020 --> 00:03:47,020 They were just like 77 00:03:47,020 --> 00:03:49,020 Sarne Carl will you smoke again? 78 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:51,020 Will you smoke again? 79 00:03:51,020 --> 00:03:53,020 For real because I would fuck them up 80 00:03:53,020 --> 00:03:55,020 Do they still give you cigs in the army? 81 00:03:55,020 --> 00:03:56,020 Fuck no 82 00:03:56,020 --> 00:03:58,020 No that's just a World War II thing 83 00:03:58,020 --> 00:03:59,020 Yeah 84 00:03:59,020 --> 00:04:00,020 Damn dude 85 00:04:00,020 --> 00:04:02,020 There's not any rations anymore 86 00:04:02,020 --> 00:04:03,020 We used to be a country man 87 00:04:03,020 --> 00:04:05,020 A Hershey bar and a pack of cigs dude 88 00:04:05,020 --> 00:04:06,020 Whatever happens in America 89 00:04:06,020 --> 00:04:07,020 Gosh 90 00:04:07,020 --> 00:04:08,020 You still get the you won't get a Hershey bar 91 00:04:08,020 --> 00:04:10,020 What they give you 92 00:04:10,020 --> 00:04:11,020 It's one of those candies 93 00:04:11,020 --> 00:04:12,020 Non GMO 94 00:04:12,020 --> 00:04:14,020 Skittles and peanut M&Ms 95 00:04:14,020 --> 00:04:15,020 Oh peanut M&Ms 96 00:04:15,020 --> 00:04:17,020 But you got to get the right MRE 97 00:04:17,020 --> 00:04:19,020 You got to get the right one I think it was 98 00:04:19,020 --> 00:04:21,020 Vegetarian cheese tortellini had it in it 99 00:04:21,020 --> 00:04:24,020 And I think chili with beans 100 00:04:24,020 --> 00:04:25,020 Hmm 101 00:04:25,020 --> 00:04:28,020 It's the fattest shit to memorize the MRE 102 00:04:28,020 --> 00:04:29,020 You have to dude 103 00:04:29,020 --> 00:04:31,020 You don't want to get one with just like 104 00:04:31,020 --> 00:04:34,020 A good entree and then all the snacks are like 105 00:04:34,020 --> 00:04:37,020 Freeze dried pound cake 106 00:04:37,020 --> 00:04:38,020 You don't want that 107 00:04:38,020 --> 00:04:39,020 It's not good 108 00:04:39,020 --> 00:04:40,020 Fuck no 109 00:04:40,020 --> 00:04:41,020 I feel like it has a potential to be good 110 00:04:41,020 --> 00:04:42,020 I'll fuck a pound cake 111 00:04:42,020 --> 00:04:43,020 Oh yeah 112 00:04:43,020 --> 00:04:44,020 Me too 113 00:04:44,020 --> 00:04:45,020 Ogre you would probably like it 114 00:04:45,020 --> 00:04:46,020 Looking at you right now 115 00:04:46,020 --> 00:04:49,020 I'm just like no you would love it 116 00:04:49,020 --> 00:04:50,020 Fair enough 117 00:04:50,020 --> 00:04:51,020 We should all talk 118 00:04:51,020 --> 00:04:52,020 I'm down 119 00:04:52,020 --> 00:04:54,020 We can get an MRE off the internet 120 00:04:54,020 --> 00:04:55,020 I've had worse days in my life 121 00:04:55,020 --> 00:04:56,020 I could go on post and grab a something 122 00:04:56,020 --> 00:04:57,020 Hell yeah 123 00:04:57,020 --> 00:04:58,020 Oh no man 124 00:04:58,020 --> 00:05:00,020 We want the ones from Iraq dude 125 00:05:00,020 --> 00:05:01,020 That grade eight 126 00:05:01,020 --> 00:05:02,020 No that's what you want 127 00:05:02,020 --> 00:05:03,020 Yeah that's what I'm talking about 128 00:05:03,020 --> 00:05:04,020 You go to the commissary 129 00:05:04,020 --> 00:05:07,020 The commissary on post and they have MREs there 130 00:05:07,020 --> 00:05:11,020 All the good ones got sand in them 131 00:05:11,020 --> 00:05:12,020 Extra grip dude 132 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:13,020 Yeah 133 00:05:13,020 --> 00:05:14,020 Ogies 134 00:05:14,020 --> 00:05:15,020 Hell yeah 135 00:05:15,020 --> 00:05:16,020 What's up 136 00:05:16,020 --> 00:05:17,020 Let me get you an applause 137 00:05:17,020 --> 00:05:18,020 Yeah 138 00:05:18,020 --> 00:05:19,020 Yeah man 139 00:05:19,020 --> 00:05:21,020 Thanks for coming back and chilling with us 140 00:05:21,020 --> 00:05:22,020 Hell yeah 141 00:05:22,020 --> 00:05:23,020 Oh yeah Brandon 142 00:05:23,020 --> 00:05:24,020 My sweet little baby boy 143 00:05:24,020 --> 00:05:25,020 Hey how you doing man 144 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:31,020 The first time I came here I was in a rush when I left my house and I forgot your present 145 00:05:31,020 --> 00:05:32,020 Oh shit 146 00:05:32,020 --> 00:05:33,020 Oh damn 147 00:05:33,020 --> 00:05:34,020 Look at that 148 00:05:34,020 --> 00:05:36,020 It's wrapped in everything dude 149 00:05:36,020 --> 00:05:37,020 Oh he got it 150 00:05:37,020 --> 00:05:42,020 I had my daughter wrap that for you too 151 00:05:42,020 --> 00:05:45,020 The wrapping paper looks the same as his shirt 152 00:05:45,020 --> 00:05:46,020 Yo 153 00:05:46,020 --> 00:05:50,020 This the Macho Man Randy Savage? 154 00:05:50,020 --> 00:05:51,020 Original? 155 00:05:51,020 --> 00:05:52,020 When he was in baseball? 156 00:05:52,020 --> 00:05:53,020 Holy shit 157 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:54,020 Oh when he played for the Cardinals? 158 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:56,020 Dude this is when he was with the Cardinals 159 00:05:56,020 --> 00:05:57,020 That's the red 160 00:05:57,020 --> 00:05:58,020 This real? 161 00:05:58,020 --> 00:05:59,020 Holy shit 162 00:05:59,020 --> 00:06:00,020 Amazing 163 00:06:00,020 --> 00:06:02,020 Dude I'm sorry I just I never seen this in person 164 00:06:02,020 --> 00:06:04,020 Brandon is it alright if I see that? 165 00:06:04,020 --> 00:06:06,020 I know I might have to pry it away from you 166 00:06:06,020 --> 00:06:08,020 This shit is 167 00:06:08,020 --> 00:06:10,020 That's the Macho Man 168 00:06:10,020 --> 00:06:12,020 That was his last name Poffo? 169 00:06:12,020 --> 00:06:13,020 Yep 170 00:06:13,020 --> 00:06:14,020 Just like his brother the genius 171 00:06:14,020 --> 00:06:15,020 That's Macho Man? 172 00:06:15,020 --> 00:06:16,020 Yep 173 00:06:16,020 --> 00:06:18,020 Looks like Andrew Dice Clay 174 00:06:18,020 --> 00:06:19,020 Daddy? 175 00:06:19,020 --> 00:06:21,020 My kids are like think it was my inheritance 176 00:06:21,020 --> 00:06:23,020 I don't know who this looks like man 177 00:06:23,020 --> 00:06:25,020 Not fucking Macho Man 178 00:06:25,020 --> 00:06:27,020 It doesn't look like Macho Man at all it's before the steroids 179 00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:30,020 Baseball players look more like Macho Man now dude 180 00:06:30,020 --> 00:06:31,020 Yeah 181 00:06:31,020 --> 00:06:33,020 Everybody's got a mullet dude 182 00:06:33,020 --> 00:06:35,020 Oh yeah 183 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:38,020 Oh yeah man that's some good hell yeah 184 00:06:38,020 --> 00:06:40,020 Anybody else want a Slim Jim dude? 185 00:06:40,020 --> 00:06:41,020 Hell yeah 186 00:06:41,020 --> 00:06:43,020 This dude has the Slim Jims you know 187 00:06:43,020 --> 00:06:44,020 Hell yeah 188 00:06:44,020 --> 00:06:45,020 I don't 189 00:06:45,020 --> 00:06:47,020 Oh yeah he's dead now 190 00:06:47,020 --> 00:06:48,020 Back in the day 191 00:06:48,020 --> 00:06:49,020 Back in the day he had a Slim Jim? 192 00:06:49,020 --> 00:06:51,020 Oh hell yeah man you snap into one of those 193 00:06:51,020 --> 00:06:53,020 Jesus 194 00:06:53,020 --> 00:06:54,020 Slim Jim 195 00:06:54,020 --> 00:06:56,020 You gotta say no diddy after that 196 00:06:56,020 --> 00:06:58,020 No diddy after that no diddy what's that 197 00:06:58,020 --> 00:07:00,020 Or diddy he might be diddy 198 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:03,020 Brandon you got invited to a diddy party didn't you? 199 00:07:03,020 --> 00:07:06,020 Oh yeah man well I've heard about it 200 00:07:06,020 --> 00:07:07,020 What? 201 00:07:07,020 --> 00:07:13,020 I was at A&M and I heard everybody talking about like P. Diddy's coming he wants some A&M people on the tour bus 202 00:07:13,020 --> 00:07:16,020 And I was like aw man this is bullshit he gonna take all the girls 203 00:07:16,020 --> 00:07:18,020 And they were like no he's taking the dudes 204 00:07:18,020 --> 00:07:19,020 And I was like 205 00:07:19,020 --> 00:07:20,020 Are you serious? 206 00:07:20,020 --> 00:07:22,020 Yeah he just wanted the dudes 207 00:07:22,020 --> 00:07:24,020 I was like see there's something wrong with that 208 00:07:24,020 --> 00:07:25,020 And you was ready to go 209 00:07:25,020 --> 00:07:30,020 Hell fuck that I saw the lines right there man as soon as they said no it's dude I was like okay 210 00:07:30,020 --> 00:07:32,020 They just didn't know how to get Brandon 211 00:07:32,020 --> 00:07:34,020 They should have told him the bus was a transformer 212 00:07:34,020 --> 00:07:36,020 It's crazy 213 00:07:36,020 --> 00:07:40,020 It's crazy how so many times you were always almost took 214 00:07:40,020 --> 00:07:42,020 Almost but never not yet 215 00:07:42,020 --> 00:07:45,020 Never never never never man fuck that right 216 00:07:45,020 --> 00:07:48,020 That TV show I Shouldn't Be Alive 217 00:07:48,020 --> 00:07:51,020 That should be Brandon dude 218 00:07:51,020 --> 00:07:54,020 My asshole shouldn't be tight 219 00:08:00,020 --> 00:08:01,020 Hell no 220 00:08:01,020 --> 00:08:06,020 I should have to sit down slowly 221 00:08:09,020 --> 00:08:10,020 Oh my gosh 222 00:08:10,020 --> 00:08:11,020 That's so good 223 00:08:11,020 --> 00:08:13,020 You got the macho man? 224 00:08:13,020 --> 00:08:15,020 He's so high 225 00:08:15,020 --> 00:08:16,020 I figured you'd appreciate that man 226 00:08:16,020 --> 00:08:17,020 Thank you man 227 00:08:17,020 --> 00:08:18,020 That's actually dope though 228 00:08:18,020 --> 00:08:19,020 That is 229 00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:21,020 Didn't he get drafted by like the Cardinals though? 230 00:08:21,020 --> 00:08:23,020 For some reason I thought he played for them 231 00:08:23,020 --> 00:08:24,020 I have no clue 232 00:08:24,020 --> 00:08:25,020 Maybe I'm tripping 233 00:08:25,020 --> 00:08:26,020 I didn't even know he played baseball 234 00:08:26,020 --> 00:08:30,020 The like pro sports to WWE pipeline it's a real thing man 235 00:08:30,020 --> 00:08:31,020 Brock Lesnar 236 00:08:31,020 --> 00:08:34,020 I mean you see how these motherfuckers look 237 00:08:34,020 --> 00:08:36,020 Like they look like action figures 238 00:08:36,020 --> 00:08:37,020 Oh yeah yeah 239 00:08:37,020 --> 00:08:40,020 And then that's whenever they failed at the sport 240 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:43,020 Because they probably weren't good natural but on steroids 241 00:08:43,020 --> 00:08:46,020 Probably ran out of breath from all the roids man 242 00:08:46,020 --> 00:08:49,020 You still gotta have some cardio to play baseball 243 00:08:49,020 --> 00:08:51,020 And their juice to the gills dude 244 00:08:51,020 --> 00:08:52,020 Hell yeah 245 00:08:52,020 --> 00:08:53,020 It was required at one point 246 00:08:53,020 --> 00:08:55,020 All of them warriors are lunatic then 247 00:08:55,020 --> 00:08:56,020 He was crazy 248 00:08:56,020 --> 00:09:00,020 I just saw him like training some kids back when he was alive 249 00:09:00,020 --> 00:09:02,020 He was training some kids 250 00:09:02,020 --> 00:09:04,020 He was like I don't want to see that bullshit 251 00:09:04,020 --> 00:09:06,020 Bend those fucking knees 252 00:09:06,020 --> 00:09:08,020 Just like regular conditioning? 253 00:09:08,020 --> 00:09:10,020 It was like a show 254 00:09:10,020 --> 00:09:11,020 It was like he's training 255 00:09:11,020 --> 00:09:12,020 It was the Boy Scouts 256 00:09:12,020 --> 00:09:14,020 There were seven 257 00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:16,020 Let me show you 258 00:09:16,020 --> 00:09:18,020 Damn dude 259 00:09:18,020 --> 00:09:20,020 Dude back in the day they would be like 260 00:09:20,020 --> 00:09:22,020 You had to be tough in the 80s 261 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:24,020 And if you lost a fight in real life you were out 262 00:09:24,020 --> 00:09:26,020 They would kick you out 263 00:09:26,020 --> 00:09:28,020 Because these guys were like bodyguards 264 00:09:28,020 --> 00:09:29,020 What else would they do? 265 00:09:29,020 --> 00:09:30,020 Man they did everything 266 00:09:30,020 --> 00:09:32,020 They were tough 267 00:09:32,020 --> 00:09:34,020 But today I don't know 268 00:09:34,020 --> 00:09:35,020 Is that him right there? 269 00:09:35,020 --> 00:09:37,020 Oh yeah it's the old man warrior right there 270 00:09:37,020 --> 00:09:39,020 You got him doing the black power? 271 00:09:39,020 --> 00:09:41,020 Or the Trump after he got shot dude? 272 00:09:41,020 --> 00:09:43,020 Let's see I want to see that 273 00:09:43,020 --> 00:09:46,020 I'm going to show you that picture you guys were talking about when he was training them kids 274 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:47,020 Look at that face 275 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,020 That's determined 276 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:49,020 God damn 277 00:09:49,020 --> 00:09:50,020 That's him? 278 00:09:50,020 --> 00:09:51,020 That's before he died 279 00:09:51,020 --> 00:09:53,020 That's before he died 2012 280 00:09:53,020 --> 00:09:54,020 That's before he died 281 00:09:54,020 --> 00:09:56,020 Oh I should have known from the shirt 282 00:09:56,020 --> 00:09:57,020 Here's another one 283 00:09:57,020 --> 00:09:58,020 He's getting it man 284 00:09:58,020 --> 00:09:59,020 Oh gosh 285 00:09:59,020 --> 00:10:03,020 You know like in the wrestling he didn't talk much right? 286 00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:05,020 No he wasn't good at the promos 287 00:10:05,020 --> 00:10:07,020 Yeah he wasn't good at promos 288 00:10:07,020 --> 00:10:09,020 He would get mad too easily a lot 289 00:10:09,020 --> 00:10:11,020 I wonder why 290 00:10:11,020 --> 00:10:13,020 He had a bit of a temper problem 291 00:10:13,020 --> 00:10:18,020 Before matches he would stand in the corner and scream fuck you to himself 292 00:10:18,020 --> 00:10:20,020 For 30 minutes before his match 293 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:23,020 Oh he was out there I'm surprised he didn't kill his family 294 00:10:23,020 --> 00:10:25,020 He must not have had one 295 00:10:25,020 --> 00:10:28,020 Oh no he did surprise me he got two daughters that are my age 296 00:10:28,020 --> 00:10:32,020 Well maybe one daughter that's my age and another one that's close to my age 297 00:10:32,020 --> 00:10:35,020 He has a wife too 298 00:10:35,020 --> 00:10:37,020 He's trying to hit in the family dude 299 00:10:37,020 --> 00:10:39,020 I know about him 300 00:10:39,020 --> 00:10:41,020 Rest in peace I remember he died in that park 301 00:10:41,020 --> 00:10:42,020 Did he die in the parking lot? 302 00:10:42,020 --> 00:10:45,020 With that heart attack? Cause he had a heart attack after that show 303 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:47,020 Man 304 00:10:47,020 --> 00:10:48,020 Yeah 305 00:10:48,020 --> 00:10:49,020 I remember that 306 00:10:49,020 --> 00:10:54,020 It doesn't suck to die this slow like this fit 307 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:55,020 Hell yeah 308 00:10:55,020 --> 00:10:56,020 Like you're this fit and then you 309 00:10:56,020 --> 00:10:58,020 I could have had a cheeseburger 310 00:10:58,020 --> 00:11:00,020 He was only in the 50s man 311 00:11:00,020 --> 00:11:05,020 I should have done all the sit ups I could have masturbated one more time 312 00:11:05,020 --> 00:11:07,020 Tough dude man 313 00:11:07,020 --> 00:11:09,020 Do you think they put him in the casket shirtless? 314 00:11:09,020 --> 00:11:12,020 If I was him I would be like it would require it 315 00:11:12,020 --> 00:11:15,020 That was MS I mean he lost a lot of his muscle mass 316 00:11:15,020 --> 00:11:16,020 He had MS? 317 00:11:16,020 --> 00:11:17,020 Yeah 318 00:11:17,020 --> 00:11:19,020 Oh I thought he just died of a heart attack 319 00:11:19,020 --> 00:11:20,020 Look at his legs 320 00:11:20,020 --> 00:11:21,020 Holy shit 321 00:11:21,020 --> 00:11:22,020 That's fake 322 00:11:22,020 --> 00:11:25,020 He looks like he's about to fly away dude 323 00:11:25,020 --> 00:11:27,020 That's his wingsuit 324 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,020 That's 2K14 man 325 00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:31,020 I thought that was real for a second 326 00:11:31,020 --> 00:11:32,020 That's 2K14 327 00:11:32,020 --> 00:11:34,020 Also he looks like Goro 328 00:11:34,020 --> 00:11:35,020 He had four arms 329 00:11:35,020 --> 00:11:36,020 Goro, listen 330 00:11:36,020 --> 00:11:40,020 Like that volleyball player that you had us pull up 331 00:11:40,020 --> 00:11:43,020 He's almost as good as our national figure 332 00:11:43,020 --> 00:11:45,020 Hold on he has a better one 333 00:11:45,020 --> 00:11:47,020 That doesn't look like our dude 334 00:11:47,020 --> 00:11:52,020 That was really just like an underdeveloped twin that he combined with 335 00:11:52,020 --> 00:11:53,020 Goro? 336 00:11:53,020 --> 00:11:54,020 Yeah 337 00:11:54,020 --> 00:11:57,020 Well I don't know if that's the actual lore but that's what I like to imagine 338 00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:58,020 Yeah that's Goro 339 00:11:58,020 --> 00:12:00,020 Goro absorbed his twin 340 00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:04,020 And Goro never looked better than in the cheesy 341 00:12:04,020 --> 00:12:06,020 Fuck you Alex 342 00:12:06,020 --> 00:12:08,020 The first Mortal Kombat movie 343 00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:12,020 Yeah the first Mortal Kombat movie when it was like a puppet like they're doing it 344 00:12:12,020 --> 00:12:16,020 The strings, the bottom arms, the top arms, they both moved together 345 00:12:16,020 --> 00:12:21,020 Like a fucking seven year old spider costume for Halloween 346 00:12:21,020 --> 00:12:23,020 They're all strung together 347 00:12:23,020 --> 00:12:24,020 Y'all joked on him 348 00:12:24,020 --> 00:12:28,020 That's like 2019 Brock Lesnar 349 00:12:28,020 --> 00:12:33,020 I know four girls in the hood with that same ponytail 350 00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:35,020 And they're also named Goro 351 00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:38,020 The two of them owe me money 352 00:12:38,020 --> 00:12:40,020 Y'all can't joke on him man 353 00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:42,020 He's a rainbow baby dude 354 00:12:42,020 --> 00:12:45,020 He repurposed his twin 355 00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:47,020 Is that what that means? 356 00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:50,020 Rainbow baby is the baby you have after a miscarriage I believe 357 00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:53,020 I know that because of Cody Mack, shout out Cody Mack 358 00:12:53,020 --> 00:12:55,020 Oh Cody Mack did say that 359 00:12:55,020 --> 00:12:57,020 But that was funny what his mom said in the crowd 360 00:12:57,020 --> 00:13:00,020 Said he was a rainbow baby and she was like you gay 361 00:13:00,020 --> 00:13:05,020 Pulaski, Tennessee baby 362 00:13:05,020 --> 00:13:07,020 Hard working Americans up there 363 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:09,020 Have you ever did that room? 364 00:13:09,020 --> 00:13:10,020 Where at now? 365 00:13:10,020 --> 00:13:11,020 In Pulaski 366 00:13:11,020 --> 00:13:12,020 Venue 220? 367 00:13:12,020 --> 00:13:14,020 Yeah venue 220 368 00:13:14,020 --> 00:13:17,020 It was a good room but it was four people 369 00:13:17,020 --> 00:13:22,020 It was real fun dude except the bartender would not look at me at all 370 00:13:22,020 --> 00:13:23,020 You remember that? 371 00:13:23,020 --> 00:13:24,020 Same thing yes 372 00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:28,020 And she caught you looking at me whenever you looked at me like god 373 00:13:28,020 --> 00:13:30,020 She turned around right when you did that too 374 00:13:30,020 --> 00:13:32,020 I'm glad I didn't too 375 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,020 Damn 376 00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:36,020 Of course he didn't tip whites 377 00:13:36,020 --> 00:13:37,020 It was a free drink 378 00:13:37,020 --> 00:13:39,020 Yeah that's when you tip man 379 00:13:39,020 --> 00:13:42,020 He tipped 80% of the cost of that drink 380 00:13:42,020 --> 00:13:45,020 Here's a tip, work harder 381 00:13:45,020 --> 00:13:46,020 Damn 382 00:13:46,020 --> 00:13:48,020 Pull the dead, the ultimate dead 383 00:13:48,020 --> 00:13:50,020 That's a head tip 384 00:13:50,020 --> 00:13:52,020 Well you know I knew Jake wasn't going to tip so 385 00:13:52,020 --> 00:13:54,020 Oh god no 386 00:13:54,020 --> 00:13:57,020 I'm not going to say what kind of people he is 387 00:13:57,020 --> 00:13:59,020 He's Jewish 388 00:13:59,020 --> 00:14:01,020 You've been watching the Olympics? 389 00:14:01,020 --> 00:14:03,020 Hell no 390 00:14:03,020 --> 00:14:06,020 I'm blind as fuck man what am I supposed to watch? 391 00:14:06,020 --> 00:14:08,020 The borders flip around? 392 00:14:08,020 --> 00:14:12,020 So I know you're blind but I was hoping you could be able to make this out a little bit 393 00:14:12,020 --> 00:14:14,020 Will you click on that Brandon? 394 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,020 There's a break dancing 395 00:14:16,020 --> 00:14:17,020 Oh my god 396 00:14:17,020 --> 00:14:19,020 Yes there's a break dancing division of the Olympics 397 00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:21,020 And why did South Korea not win dude? 398 00:14:21,020 --> 00:14:23,020 Let's put some sound, you ready? 399 00:14:23,020 --> 00:14:26,020 Yeah let's just watch it and then we'll talk about it afterwards 400 00:14:26,020 --> 00:14:27,020 Some good shit 401 00:14:27,020 --> 00:14:37,020 Their tie sent me a clip of this 402 00:14:37,020 --> 00:14:40,020 This is real, this is really at the Olympics 403 00:14:40,020 --> 00:14:42,020 I think this is Ukraine 404 00:14:42,020 --> 00:14:44,020 Austria or some shit like that 405 00:14:44,020 --> 00:14:48,020 That one guy had an extension cord right up his ass 406 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:50,020 And it plugged in the wall 407 00:14:50,020 --> 00:14:52,020 This is a really good question 408 00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:54,020 I can't believe this is real dude 409 00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:56,020 What country is this? 410 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:58,020 Australia I think, she's an Aussie right? 411 00:14:58,020 --> 00:15:00,020 That's a he? 412 00:15:00,020 --> 00:15:03,020 That's Kacey Rockett? 413 00:15:03,020 --> 00:15:05,020 Oh no that's a he 414 00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:07,020 No 415 00:15:07,020 --> 00:15:09,020 That's a woman 416 00:15:09,020 --> 00:15:11,020 That's a nice ass brother 417 00:15:11,020 --> 00:15:13,020 And she's like 418 00:15:13,020 --> 00:15:15,020 Sweet puss bro 419 00:15:15,020 --> 00:15:20,020 She teaches people how to, what? 420 00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:22,020 Black people are like in Australia 421 00:15:22,020 --> 00:15:25,020 She's like urban, she has a doctorate in urban 422 00:15:25,020 --> 00:15:27,020 I swear to God 423 00:15:27,020 --> 00:15:29,020 Urban planning hopefully 424 00:15:29,020 --> 00:15:33,020 But she's like this is how black people move 425 00:15:33,020 --> 00:15:35,020 Oh no 426 00:15:35,020 --> 00:15:37,020 She's a scientific racist 427 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,020 Breakdancing at the Olympics 428 00:15:39,020 --> 00:15:41,020 That's pretty sick 429 00:15:41,020 --> 00:15:44,020 If those people are Olympians, I'm an Olympian 430 00:15:44,020 --> 00:15:46,020 So what would you be your sport? 431 00:15:46,020 --> 00:15:48,020 Fuck it I'll do that 432 00:15:48,020 --> 00:15:51,020 I can trip and fall just as good as they are 433 00:15:51,020 --> 00:15:53,020 For Amerit, we gotta send Mike Sales 434 00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:55,020 Oh he fucking exactly 435 00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:57,020 For the over 65 division 436 00:15:57,020 --> 00:15:59,020 Yes 437 00:15:59,020 --> 00:16:01,020 Is he a 65? 438 00:16:01,020 --> 00:16:04,020 He just gotta save up and buy new deep freeze for the cardboard box 439 00:16:04,020 --> 00:16:08,020 Yeah that's crazy man 440 00:16:08,020 --> 00:16:11,020 You know they're adding a lot of stuff into the Olympics 441 00:16:11,020 --> 00:16:14,020 The one thing that I thought was cool was the speed climbing 442 00:16:14,020 --> 00:16:16,020 Have you seen that? 443 00:16:16,020 --> 00:16:18,020 They like go up the rock wall super fast 444 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:20,020 That shit is crazy 445 00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:23,020 I think his name is Sam Watson from Texas 446 00:16:23,020 --> 00:16:28,020 He climbed up this 25-30 foot wall in like 4 seconds 447 00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:30,020 Damn 448 00:16:30,020 --> 00:16:32,020 Four 449 00:16:32,020 --> 00:16:34,020 How? 450 00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:36,020 Bro he flies up the fucking thing 451 00:16:36,020 --> 00:16:38,020 And this is the first time they had it at the Olympics? 452 00:16:38,020 --> 00:16:41,020 I don't know if it's the first time but this is my first time seeing it 453 00:16:41,020 --> 00:16:43,020 Yeah that dude right there 454 00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:45,020 Dude he flies up the fucking thing 455 00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:47,020 The blurry guy? 456 00:16:47,020 --> 00:16:49,020 The blue blur? 457 00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:51,020 Damn 458 00:16:51,020 --> 00:16:53,020 I'm gonna be damned 459 00:16:53,020 --> 00:16:55,020 That's some Spider-Man shit isn't it? 460 00:16:55,020 --> 00:16:57,020 That's something 461 00:16:57,020 --> 00:17:00,020 If you could be one superhero but you can't be Superman who would it be? 462 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,020 Deadpool of course 463 00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:04,020 Or Wolverine 464 00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:06,020 Which one? Pick one 465 00:17:06,020 --> 00:17:08,020 Deadpool 466 00:17:08,020 --> 00:17:10,020 I would always go Wolverine 467 00:17:10,020 --> 00:17:12,020 Wolverine? That's what my dude do 468 00:17:12,020 --> 00:17:14,020 Gotta go Spider-Man right? 469 00:17:14,020 --> 00:17:16,020 So you can swing around 470 00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:18,020 But I live in fucking Alabama so maybe not Spider-Man 471 00:17:18,020 --> 00:17:20,020 Yeah you wouldn't get far 472 00:17:20,020 --> 00:17:22,020 You gotta swing off pine trees and shit 473 00:17:22,020 --> 00:17:24,020 What the fuck you doing? 474 00:17:24,020 --> 00:17:26,020 I don't know man 475 00:17:26,020 --> 00:17:28,020 Maybe um 476 00:17:28,020 --> 00:17:30,020 Professor X dude 477 00:17:30,020 --> 00:17:32,020 He's got a cool chair 478 00:17:32,020 --> 00:17:34,020 Yeah your squirrel hunting game would be off a chain 479 00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:36,020 Spider-Man 480 00:17:36,020 --> 00:17:38,020 Just splat him against the fucking tree and go collect him 481 00:17:38,020 --> 00:17:40,020 You wouldn't have to chase him at all 482 00:17:40,020 --> 00:17:42,020 What about you Dom? 483 00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:44,020 Something to do with eating something 484 00:17:44,020 --> 00:17:46,020 Shit the hawk you are 485 00:17:46,020 --> 00:17:48,020 The blob? 486 00:17:48,020 --> 00:17:50,020 I'm surprised yours isn't a cyclops you son of a bitch 487 00:17:50,020 --> 00:17:52,020 That's the whole reason he asked this question 488 00:17:52,020 --> 00:17:54,020 That's the whole reason he asked this question was for that joke 489 00:17:54,020 --> 00:17:56,020 And it was good but it wasn't that good 490 00:17:56,020 --> 00:17:58,020 It wasn't for that I just saw that right there 491 00:17:58,020 --> 00:18:00,020 I've been there 492 00:18:00,020 --> 00:18:02,020 I don't know what's a good middle eastern superhero 493 00:18:02,020 --> 00:18:04,020 They don't have one 494 00:18:04,020 --> 00:18:06,020 Wait Moon Knight, Moon Knight right? 495 00:18:06,020 --> 00:18:08,020 He got those knee jerks at Aladdin 496 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:10,020 Dude what are you saying? 497 00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:12,020 I'm not sure 498 00:18:12,020 --> 00:18:14,020 I'm not sure 499 00:18:14,020 --> 00:18:16,020 Dude what are you saying? 500 00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:18,020 I can see you being that 501 00:18:22,020 --> 00:18:24,020 You should be Jubilee 502 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:26,020 Brandon look up Jubilee 503 00:18:26,020 --> 00:18:28,020 How you spell Jubilee? 504 00:18:28,020 --> 00:18:30,020 J-U-B 505 00:18:30,020 --> 00:18:32,020 J-U-B 506 00:18:32,020 --> 00:18:34,020 Let him try 507 00:18:34,020 --> 00:18:36,020 I thought you were asking me 508 00:18:36,020 --> 00:18:38,020 Am I right here? 509 00:18:38,020 --> 00:18:40,020 Yeah you can be Jubilee she just shoots fireworks out of her hands 510 00:18:40,020 --> 00:18:42,020 And she's Asian 511 00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:44,020 That's it 512 00:18:44,020 --> 00:18:46,020 That's it 513 00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:48,020 That's it 514 00:18:48,020 --> 00:18:50,020 I'd be the Flash though man 515 00:18:50,020 --> 00:18:52,020 Come on dude we're running 516 00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:54,020 Because I don't do it now 517 00:18:54,020 --> 00:18:56,020 And I can eat as much as I want 518 00:18:56,020 --> 00:18:58,020 And I wouldn't gain weight because he has to have all those calories 519 00:18:58,020 --> 00:19:00,020 Because you could reverse time 520 00:19:00,020 --> 00:19:02,020 Oh shit you sure could 521 00:19:02,020 --> 00:19:04,020 The weirdest eating disorder ever 522 00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:16,020 I've eaten a cake so many times 523 00:19:16,020 --> 00:19:18,020 Like change the slice each time you go back 524 00:19:18,020 --> 00:19:20,020 Do something different man 525 00:19:20,020 --> 00:19:22,020 The slice of what? 526 00:19:22,020 --> 00:19:24,020 The cake like I didn't want the back part 527 00:19:24,020 --> 00:19:26,020 You eat the whole cake 528 00:19:26,020 --> 00:19:28,020 You know what fuck we're going to get it from the middle 529 00:19:28,020 --> 00:19:30,020 Dude what if it was like a skit 530 00:19:30,020 --> 00:19:32,020 We did the Autistic Flash 531 00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:34,020 Reverse his time so he can like 532 00:19:34,020 --> 00:19:36,020 He messed up a word and he comes back just to say it right 533 00:19:36,020 --> 00:19:38,020 I do that every night man 534 00:19:38,020 --> 00:19:40,020 Don't give me that power 535 00:19:40,020 --> 00:19:42,020 Faster than a speeding train but he just runs along side 536 00:19:42,020 --> 00:19:46,020 Oh my god 537 00:19:46,020 --> 00:19:48,020 It's a bird, it's a train 538 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:54,020 Just jogging beside a train for 150 miles doing this 539 00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:58,020 I was trying to tell my co-workers that 540 00:19:58,020 --> 00:20:00,020 Some Autistic people get real hyped about trains 541 00:20:00,020 --> 00:20:02,020 And they didn't believe me 542 00:20:02,020 --> 00:20:04,020 And then I did an impression and they didn't like that 543 00:20:04,020 --> 00:20:06,020 They didn't like that 544 00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:08,020 Why not? 545 00:20:08,020 --> 00:20:10,020 What was the impression? 546 00:20:10,020 --> 00:20:12,020 I was like 547 00:20:12,020 --> 00:20:14,020 It's the EL330 548 00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:16,020 And I was like if it's a steam engine dude 549 00:20:16,020 --> 00:20:18,020 They'll fucking come 550 00:20:18,020 --> 00:20:20,020 They didn't like that 551 00:20:20,020 --> 00:20:22,020 But it's fun 552 00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:24,020 Brandon it's not a real train 553 00:20:24,020 --> 00:20:26,020 Fuck you need your trains here man 554 00:20:26,020 --> 00:20:28,020 I'm about to look it up 555 00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:30,020 Jesus Christ 556 00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:32,020 Julebee, speaking of Julebee 557 00:20:32,020 --> 00:20:34,020 What's that right there? 558 00:20:34,020 --> 00:20:36,020 I thought that was like a Bollywood movie or something 559 00:20:36,020 --> 00:20:38,020 I think that's a Filipino fast food restaurant 560 00:20:38,020 --> 00:20:40,020 That's Jollibee 561 00:20:40,020 --> 00:20:42,020 Jollibee 562 00:20:42,020 --> 00:20:44,020 They got spaghetti 563 00:20:44,020 --> 00:20:46,020 It's not that good at all 564 00:20:46,020 --> 00:20:48,020 Where did you get Jollibee at? 565 00:20:48,020 --> 00:20:50,020 Why they have it there? 566 00:20:50,020 --> 00:20:52,020 I have it in California 567 00:20:52,020 --> 00:20:54,020 They probably got it all in the west 568 00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:56,020 With those people 569 00:20:56,020 --> 00:20:58,020 I couldn't imagine living there 570 00:20:58,020 --> 00:21:00,020 Those people that you look like? 571 00:21:00,020 --> 00:21:02,020 I swear they got us 572 00:21:02,020 --> 00:21:04,020 I'm not talking about the Hawaiians 573 00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:06,020 Those are my boys 574 00:21:06,020 --> 00:21:08,020 Don't bring the Samoans I don't want that smoke 575 00:21:08,020 --> 00:21:10,020 You look like that Filipino guy singing Creed 576 00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:12,020 We looked at last week 577 00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:14,020 You drink just as much as he does 578 00:21:14,020 --> 00:21:16,020 I can't tell you 579 00:21:16,020 --> 00:21:18,020 How many times my son Moose has watched you 580 00:21:18,020 --> 00:21:20,020 Sing Somewhere Over the Rainbow on YouTube 581 00:21:20,020 --> 00:21:22,020 Dude, big fan 582 00:21:26,020 --> 00:21:28,020 Rest in peace that guy 583 00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:30,020 You know who else passed away? 584 00:21:30,020 --> 00:21:32,020 That guy we were talking about last week 585 00:21:32,020 --> 00:21:34,020 The guy who got 586 00:21:34,020 --> 00:21:36,020 The Australian guy that got arrested 587 00:21:36,020 --> 00:21:38,020 He was like 588 00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:40,020 Touching my penis 589 00:21:40,020 --> 00:21:42,020 He's dead 590 00:21:42,020 --> 00:21:44,020 He just died 591 00:21:44,020 --> 00:21:46,020 I've seen that 592 00:21:46,020 --> 00:21:48,020 Rest in peace 593 00:21:48,020 --> 00:21:50,020 Probably a judo match 594 00:21:50,020 --> 00:21:52,020 Judo 595 00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:54,020 Hell yeah 596 00:21:54,020 --> 00:21:56,020 You know your judo well 597 00:21:58,020 --> 00:22:00,020 They were talking about him on Jim and Sam 598 00:22:00,020 --> 00:22:02,020 You know who else died 599 00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:04,020 We were talking about wrestling earlier 600 00:22:04,020 --> 00:22:06,020 Kevin Sullivan 601 00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:08,020 Kevin Sullivan 602 00:22:08,020 --> 00:22:10,020 He was in WCW 603 00:22:10,020 --> 00:22:12,020 He was the ex of the one that 604 00:22:12,020 --> 00:22:14,020 Crispin Wall killed 605 00:22:14,020 --> 00:22:16,020 Before he was married 606 00:22:16,020 --> 00:22:18,020 To a woman before Crispin Wall 607 00:22:18,020 --> 00:22:20,020 Hell yeah man 608 00:22:20,020 --> 00:22:22,020 I've never seen him before 609 00:22:22,020 --> 00:22:24,020 He had the whole 610 00:22:24,020 --> 00:22:26,020 Dumes, he had the dungeon with the 611 00:22:26,020 --> 00:22:28,020 Giant, he had Vader 612 00:22:28,020 --> 00:22:30,020 Hawk Hogan got his ass whooped in there 613 00:22:30,020 --> 00:22:32,020 That's a big show, but he's a giant back there 614 00:22:32,020 --> 00:22:34,020 Back in the day 615 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:36,020 He had Hawk Hogan go in his dungeon 616 00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:38,020 They all whooped his ass, it was crazy 617 00:22:38,020 --> 00:22:40,020 They whooped his ass Hawk Hogan 618 00:22:40,020 --> 00:22:42,020 They jumped on him, the giant came out there 619 00:22:42,020 --> 00:22:44,020 Gave him that giant smack 620 00:22:44,020 --> 00:22:46,020 I will look like that guy in the left 621 00:22:46,020 --> 00:22:48,020 Very soon 622 00:22:48,020 --> 00:22:50,020 What, Mingen Oakley? 623 00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:52,020 Oh Jimmy Hart 624 00:22:52,020 --> 00:22:54,020 Oh shit 625 00:22:54,020 --> 00:22:56,020 He still look like that now, it's been like 30 years 626 00:22:56,020 --> 00:22:58,020 He's still looking good 627 00:22:58,020 --> 00:23:00,020 He's got a blow horn 628 00:23:00,020 --> 00:23:02,020 He'll yell in your ear 629 00:23:02,020 --> 00:23:04,020 He lives in Key West, he has a customized golf cart that looks like a Cadillac 630 00:23:04,020 --> 00:23:06,020 He hangs out 631 00:23:06,020 --> 00:23:08,020 Down there at Hogan's 632 00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:10,020 Bar and Grill 633 00:23:10,020 --> 00:23:12,020 The spaghetti thing 634 00:23:12,020 --> 00:23:14,020 That's what you said is wrong 635 00:23:14,020 --> 00:23:16,020 That is 636 00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:18,020 You just predicted 637 00:23:18,020 --> 00:23:20,020 That's what I aspire to be man 638 00:23:20,020 --> 00:23:22,020 Retired in Key West 639 00:23:22,020 --> 00:23:24,020 All I thought you said in a little while like you don't now 640 00:23:24,020 --> 00:23:26,020 What you do, lose your glasses? 641 00:23:26,020 --> 00:23:28,020 I got a new prescription 642 00:23:28,020 --> 00:23:30,020 Yeah that's fine 643 00:23:30,020 --> 00:23:32,020 Brandon we're going to get you in a wrestling ring 644 00:23:32,020 --> 00:23:34,020 Hell yeah man 645 00:23:34,020 --> 00:23:36,020 And you're going to wrestle somebody 646 00:23:36,020 --> 00:23:38,020 The MWF 647 00:23:38,020 --> 00:23:40,020 Micro Wrestling Federation 648 00:23:40,020 --> 00:23:42,020 Alright 649 00:23:42,020 --> 00:23:44,020 Wait for really any good trip for that 650 00:23:44,020 --> 00:23:46,020 I want to take most of that 651 00:23:46,020 --> 00:23:48,020 Micro Wrestling? Yeah 652 00:23:48,020 --> 00:23:50,020 They used to have it at the Boxcar 653 00:23:50,020 --> 00:23:52,020 Oh I thought you said something else 654 00:23:52,020 --> 00:23:54,020 Wrestling Peace Boxcar 655 00:23:54,020 --> 00:23:56,020 I thought you were talking about the other place 656 00:23:56,020 --> 00:23:58,020 Shag Nasties 657 00:23:58,020 --> 00:24:00,020 Shag Nasties went down dude 658 00:24:00,020 --> 00:24:02,020 They closed down for good 659 00:24:02,020 --> 00:24:04,020 They're open again? 660 00:24:04,020 --> 00:24:06,020 So different owner? 661 00:24:06,020 --> 00:24:08,020 I guess 662 00:24:08,020 --> 00:24:10,020 Shag Nasties? I don't know 663 00:24:10,020 --> 00:24:12,020 Well that was fast 664 00:24:12,020 --> 00:24:14,020 Maybe we should start another open Mike with new ownership 665 00:24:14,020 --> 00:24:16,020 A biker game 666 00:24:16,020 --> 00:24:18,020 This dude doesn't try to fight you if you have 667 00:24:18,020 --> 00:24:20,020 If you're running the open Mike 668 00:24:20,020 --> 00:24:22,020 Because you're bringing more people than they had in 669 00:24:22,020 --> 00:24:24,020 Yeah I heard that last guy was a pussy 670 00:24:24,020 --> 00:24:26,020 I'm sad they didn't go completely out of business 671 00:24:26,020 --> 00:24:32,020 I was looking forward to those two and a half boxes of half melted cheese sticks 672 00:24:32,020 --> 00:24:34,020 Doesn't it home? 673 00:24:34,020 --> 00:24:36,020 Somebody was telling me their steak was fire though 674 00:24:36,020 --> 00:24:38,020 It was good 675 00:24:38,020 --> 00:24:40,020 You had it? 676 00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:42,020 I would always see the former owner post on Facebook 677 00:24:42,020 --> 00:24:44,020 The pictures of the uncooked steaks 678 00:24:44,020 --> 00:24:46,020 We just got these in 679 00:24:46,020 --> 00:24:48,020 The marbling is looking real nice 680 00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:50,020 And I don't know what that means but I bought into it 681 00:24:50,020 --> 00:24:52,020 Marble that's what matters 682 00:24:52,020 --> 00:24:54,020 We just killed that hooker from last night 683 00:24:54,020 --> 00:24:56,020 She had some meat on her 684 00:24:56,020 --> 00:24:58,020 They had good chicken 685 00:24:58,020 --> 00:25:00,020 Really good chicken tippies man 686 00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:02,020 I got to admit that 687 00:25:02,020 --> 00:25:04,020 That chicken was good, the fries 688 00:25:04,020 --> 00:25:06,020 Just to service his ass 689 00:25:06,020 --> 00:25:08,020 Huh? 690 00:25:08,020 --> 00:25:10,020 You only ever had fried pickles? 691 00:25:10,020 --> 00:25:12,020 Yeah something I ever had from there 692 00:25:12,020 --> 00:25:14,020 Nathan Jinx does a review on fried pickles 693 00:25:14,020 --> 00:25:16,020 Did he get a good rating? 694 00:25:16,020 --> 00:25:18,020 I'm fucking certain he does 695 00:25:18,020 --> 00:25:20,020 I guess I can say this now 696 00:25:20,020 --> 00:25:22,020 Yeah pickle party 697 00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:24,020 Dude I guess I can say this now 698 00:25:24,020 --> 00:25:26,020 The first time 699 00:25:26,020 --> 00:25:28,020 The first ever open mic at Chag Nasty 700 00:25:28,020 --> 00:25:30,020 Is when Daniel Castillo was hosting it 701 00:25:30,020 --> 00:25:32,020 Before he came to the show 702 00:25:32,020 --> 00:25:34,020 Castillo was hosting it before he passed away 703 00:25:34,020 --> 00:25:36,020 R.I.P 704 00:25:36,020 --> 00:25:40,020 I projectile vomited in the bathroom 705 00:25:40,020 --> 00:25:42,020 Projectile vomited 706 00:25:42,020 --> 00:25:44,020 Not even drinking 707 00:25:44,020 --> 00:25:46,020 Wasn't even drinking dude 708 00:25:46,020 --> 00:25:48,020 I don't know what happened 709 00:25:48,020 --> 00:25:50,020 Yeah COVID's rough 710 00:25:50,020 --> 00:25:52,020 I don't believe in that kind of thing 711 00:25:52,020 --> 00:25:54,020 He was up right after that 712 00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:56,020 And I just remember looking at that sticker 713 00:25:56,020 --> 00:25:58,020 Above the urinal that says 714 00:25:58,020 --> 00:26:00,020 A good lawyer knows the law 715 00:26:00,020 --> 00:26:02,020 A good lawyer knows the judge 716 00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:04,020 That's great 717 00:26:04,020 --> 00:26:06,020 That is where it's lived by 718 00:26:06,020 --> 00:26:08,020 And that makes sense for that owner 719 00:26:08,020 --> 00:26:10,020 Yeah 1000% makes sense 720 00:26:10,020 --> 00:26:12,020 Shit that's some weird stuff 721 00:26:12,020 --> 00:26:14,020 Above a bathroom 722 00:26:14,020 --> 00:26:16,020 I'm trying to remember where that show was at 723 00:26:16,020 --> 00:26:18,020 I did it a couple times 724 00:26:18,020 --> 00:26:20,020 Joyce Laws was running it up in fucking 725 00:26:20,020 --> 00:26:22,020 Around Florence somewhere 726 00:26:22,020 --> 00:26:24,020 But there was a sign in the men's bathroom 727 00:26:24,020 --> 00:26:26,020 That said do not flush any paper 728 00:26:26,020 --> 00:26:28,020 In the toilets 729 00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:30,020 What the fuck 730 00:26:30,020 --> 00:26:32,020 She just walked out of the pocket 731 00:26:32,020 --> 00:26:34,020 With a toilet paper with shit on it 732 00:26:34,020 --> 00:26:36,020 Or the trash can 733 00:26:36,020 --> 00:26:38,020 What the fuck 734 00:26:38,020 --> 00:26:40,020 I just put it in the corner man 735 00:26:40,020 --> 00:26:42,020 Put it in the trash can 736 00:26:42,020 --> 00:26:44,020 Dude my first ever job was in Chili's 737 00:26:44,020 --> 00:26:46,020 I was a host and I had to clean 738 00:26:46,020 --> 00:26:48,020 The bathroom and my first day I went 739 00:26:48,020 --> 00:26:50,020 In to clean the men's bathroom 740 00:26:50,020 --> 00:26:52,020 And this is a men's bathroom and in the corner 741 00:26:52,020 --> 00:26:54,020 Was this huge pile of bloody 742 00:26:54,020 --> 00:26:56,020 Toilet paper 743 00:26:56,020 --> 00:26:58,020 It might have been me 744 00:26:58,020 --> 00:27:00,020 It might have been me but the boy popped 745 00:27:00,020 --> 00:27:02,020 You know those southwestern egg rolls dude 746 00:27:02,020 --> 00:27:04,020 They get you 747 00:27:04,020 --> 00:27:06,020 They just left you poly 748 00:27:06,020 --> 00:27:08,020 You look like you have boils on your ass 749 00:27:08,020 --> 00:27:10,020 You want to look? 750 00:27:12,020 --> 00:27:14,020 You got a problem with that? 751 00:27:14,020 --> 00:27:16,020 Don't you hate when you go down on a big girl 752 00:27:16,020 --> 00:27:18,020 And you can't tell if you got her off or you just actually 753 00:27:18,020 --> 00:27:20,020 Bit into a heat bump? I hate that 754 00:27:20,020 --> 00:27:22,020 That's so nasty 755 00:27:22,020 --> 00:27:24,020 That's so nasty 756 00:27:24,020 --> 00:27:26,020 A heat bump 757 00:27:28,020 --> 00:27:30,020 Skeeter bite down there dude 758 00:27:32,020 --> 00:27:34,020 We all got heat bumps in here 759 00:27:34,020 --> 00:27:36,020 Nobody else got heat bumps alright 760 00:27:36,020 --> 00:27:38,020 That's cool man 761 00:27:38,020 --> 00:27:40,020 Oh my god 762 00:27:40,020 --> 00:27:42,020 You talking about the boilers and shit 763 00:27:42,020 --> 00:27:44,020 I was like we all got this too 764 00:27:44,020 --> 00:27:46,020 You got boil? Yeah I think so 765 00:27:46,020 --> 00:27:48,020 In your ass? Not the ass 766 00:27:48,020 --> 00:27:50,020 Where is it at? It's on the sides man 767 00:27:50,020 --> 00:27:52,020 You got them six sides and shit you know 768 00:27:52,020 --> 00:27:54,020 Chafing boilers? Yeah that's not boil stuff 769 00:27:54,020 --> 00:27:56,020 Oh that's not 770 00:27:56,020 --> 00:27:58,020 Yeah I got those 771 00:27:58,020 --> 00:28:00,020 What is it? Okay so 772 00:28:00,020 --> 00:28:02,020 Boils they have they're full of pus when they flare up 773 00:28:02,020 --> 00:28:04,020 Oh yeah I got some of those 774 00:28:04,020 --> 00:28:06,020 Where at? It's somewhere up there 775 00:28:06,020 --> 00:28:08,020 Like in the thighs 776 00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:10,020 The thighs right? It's like upper legs 777 00:28:10,020 --> 00:28:12,020 On the inner thighs? Yeah 778 00:28:12,020 --> 00:28:14,020 I'm waiting for your brand of Little Mermaid songs 779 00:28:14,020 --> 00:28:16,020 It's like both you have to chafer than that 780 00:28:16,020 --> 00:28:18,020 It's the worst of both worlds 781 00:28:18,020 --> 00:28:20,020 Oh yeah that shit does suck 782 00:28:20,020 --> 00:28:22,020 It's like chisel patches or something dude 783 00:28:22,020 --> 00:28:24,020 Hell yeah 784 00:28:24,020 --> 00:28:26,020 You got a nice little fate 785 00:28:26,020 --> 00:28:28,020 Hell yeah man I got my sales hooked me up 786 00:28:28,020 --> 00:28:30,020 I was like I can't keep going out here with this big bush 787 00:28:30,020 --> 00:28:32,020 So we just 788 00:28:32,020 --> 00:28:34,020 That might be part of your 789 00:28:34,020 --> 00:28:36,020 Chafing issue too 790 00:28:36,020 --> 00:28:38,020 Wait that ass do it 791 00:28:38,020 --> 00:28:40,020 Damn that's crazy man 792 00:28:40,020 --> 00:28:42,020 You learn something new every day 793 00:28:42,020 --> 00:28:44,020 I bet your bush is out of control 794 00:28:44,020 --> 00:28:46,020 We got Manscaped 795 00:28:46,020 --> 00:28:48,020 Shout out to our sponsor by them 796 00:28:48,020 --> 00:28:50,020 I know dude 797 00:28:50,020 --> 00:28:52,020 Two point I think 798 00:28:52,020 --> 00:28:54,020 We'll get you a new one 799 00:28:54,020 --> 00:28:56,020 I got to upgrade 800 00:28:56,020 --> 00:28:58,020 It's seen some years 801 00:28:58,020 --> 00:29:00,020 We're going to upgrade 802 00:29:00,020 --> 00:29:02,020 It's just rust 803 00:29:02,020 --> 00:29:04,020 It's melting the fucking hair off of it 804 00:29:04,020 --> 00:29:06,020 Alright 805 00:29:06,020 --> 00:29:08,020 That's the end of this 806 00:29:08,020 --> 00:29:10,020 This part thank you Ogre for coming on 807 00:29:10,020 --> 00:29:12,020 Thank you 808 00:29:12,020 --> 00:29:14,020 I got this zen in my mouth I'm feeling pretty light 809 00:29:14,020 --> 00:29:16,020 He's like dude 810 00:29:16,020 --> 00:29:18,020 I'm fucking seeing the world 811 00:29:18,020 --> 00:29:20,020 He can show you the world too 812 00:29:20,020 --> 00:29:24,020 I don't think the white lives on that carpet 813 00:29:24,020 --> 00:29:28,020 The whole boat barely gets his ass up off the ground 814 00:29:28,020 --> 00:29:30,020 He needs magic hardwood 815 00:29:30,020 --> 00:29:34,020 This cheap ass got magic linoleum 816 00:29:34,020 --> 00:29:38,020 Just sagging in the middle 817 00:29:38,020 --> 00:29:42,020 That plywood doesn't give out under that linoleum 818 00:29:42,020 --> 00:29:44,020 Be careful around that fridge 819 00:29:44,020 --> 00:29:48,020 Alright we'll be back and we have Matthew Tate on 820 00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:50,020 Yes we do 821 00:29:50,020 --> 00:29:56,020 This week's featured comedian 822 00:29:56,020 --> 00:30:02,020 Folks welcome to the Huntsville Comedy Self Defense class 823 00:30:02,020 --> 00:30:06,020 Over here with your teacher Matthew Tate tonight 824 00:30:06,020 --> 00:30:10,020 What do you do when somebody tries to take your car keys by force? 825 00:30:10,020 --> 00:30:14,020 Ma'am what do you do when somebody tries to take your car keys by force? 826 00:30:14,020 --> 00:30:16,020 Bite the shit out of them 827 00:30:16,020 --> 00:30:18,020 Bite the shit out of them that's a good one 828 00:30:18,020 --> 00:30:22,020 You sir what do you do when somebody tries to take your car keys by force? 829 00:30:22,020 --> 00:30:24,020 I be like man don't take my car keys 830 00:30:24,020 --> 00:30:28,020 It's a bitch move I would take your car keys 831 00:30:28,020 --> 00:30:38,020 So I used to host an open mic right by this roof and all dispensary called Trashy Meyers a couple years ago 832 00:30:38,020 --> 00:30:44,020 And somebody tried to rob me out of that gas station right in front 833 00:30:44,020 --> 00:30:46,020 I'm going to show you right now what you should do 834 00:30:46,020 --> 00:30:50,020 So I gave them one of these right in the mouth 835 00:30:50,020 --> 00:30:56,020 It's a self defense tool 836 00:30:56,020 --> 00:31:00,020 I think it's called some kind of rubber throat puncher 837 00:31:00,020 --> 00:31:06,020 You can buy these on Tmoo for about $8.99 838 00:31:06,020 --> 00:31:08,020 Can you hold this for a sec? 839 00:31:08,020 --> 00:31:10,020 No 840 00:31:10,020 --> 00:31:14,020 There's a little hook out right there 841 00:31:14,020 --> 00:31:18,020 Don't mind if it's moving it has a mind of its own sometimes 842 00:31:18,020 --> 00:31:32,020 I'm going to use that later 843 00:31:32,020 --> 00:31:42,020 I had somebody recently tell me it was a woman that told me this 844 00:31:42,020 --> 00:31:46,020 That her boyfriend was eating her ass in the shower 845 00:31:46,020 --> 00:31:52,020 And then later on that very same day that guy told his friends 846 00:31:52,020 --> 00:31:56,020 His friends came over and he was like I would never eat ass that's disgusting 847 00:31:56,020 --> 00:32:00,020 And she was like but you just ate my ass in the shower 848 00:32:00,020 --> 00:32:04,020 No he wasn't lying he thought it was her pussy 849 00:32:04,020 --> 00:32:06,020 It was her ass 850 00:32:06,020 --> 00:32:08,020 How old was this guy? 851 00:32:08,020 --> 00:32:10,020 Old enough to know better 852 00:32:10,020 --> 00:32:12,020 Yeah you're old enough to know better 853 00:32:12,020 --> 00:32:16,020 On today's episode of Men Don't Know a Natter 854 00:32:16,020 --> 00:32:18,020 Hone up to it 855 00:32:18,020 --> 00:32:22,020 Your ass is good 856 00:32:22,020 --> 00:32:24,020 I don't know 857 00:32:24,020 --> 00:32:26,020 I love that 858 00:32:26,020 --> 00:32:30,020 You have to understand Brandon trying to grab certain things is beautiful 859 00:32:30,020 --> 00:32:33,020 It's something you can't write and then write Brandon 860 00:32:33,020 --> 00:32:34,020 You can't write it 861 00:32:34,020 --> 00:32:35,020 This is me 862 00:32:35,020 --> 00:32:36,020 You couldn't set it up 863 00:32:36,020 --> 00:32:38,020 It's just who you are and you got the nice fade man 864 00:32:38,020 --> 00:32:39,020 Thanks man 865 00:32:39,020 --> 00:32:42,020 But more importantly don't we have a special guest on the podcast 866 00:32:42,020 --> 00:32:44,020 We have a very special guest 867 00:32:44,020 --> 00:32:48,020 One of the founding members of Huntsville Comedy 868 00:32:48,020 --> 00:32:49,020 Uno 869 00:32:49,020 --> 00:32:55,020 I mean a veteran 12, 13 maybe 25 years 870 00:32:55,020 --> 00:32:57,020 I really don't know I wasn't around 871 00:32:57,020 --> 00:32:59,020 But a long ass time 872 00:32:59,020 --> 00:33:01,020 Today we have Matthew Tate 873 00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:03,020 Hey 874 00:33:03,020 --> 00:33:05,020 Hell yeah 875 00:33:05,020 --> 00:33:07,020 Thank you for having me 876 00:33:07,020 --> 00:33:09,020 Hell yeah thank you for coming up 877 00:33:09,020 --> 00:33:10,020 How you been? 878 00:33:10,020 --> 00:33:12,020 I've been good 879 00:33:12,020 --> 00:33:13,020 Chilling? 880 00:33:13,020 --> 00:33:14,020 Yeah 881 00:33:14,020 --> 00:33:15,020 Chillaxing? 882 00:33:15,020 --> 00:33:17,020 Enjoying the summer 883 00:33:17,020 --> 00:33:19,020 Spending a lot of time at the pool you know 884 00:33:19,020 --> 00:33:21,020 I see those pictures on Instagram 885 00:33:21,020 --> 00:33:23,020 You've been spending a lot of time at the pool? 886 00:33:23,020 --> 00:33:24,020 Oh fuck yeah 887 00:33:24,020 --> 00:33:26,020 You're gonna get burnt to shit 888 00:33:26,020 --> 00:33:27,020 No 889 00:33:27,020 --> 00:33:28,020 Surprisingly 890 00:33:28,020 --> 00:33:30,020 I've got tan lines like a motherfucker 891 00:33:30,020 --> 00:33:35,020 Honestly I need to find a fucking nude beach to even some of this shit out 892 00:33:35,020 --> 00:33:37,020 But uh 893 00:33:37,020 --> 00:33:39,020 You would go to a nude beach and just lay out? 894 00:33:39,020 --> 00:33:40,020 Hell yeah 895 00:33:40,020 --> 00:33:41,020 They couldn't handle me 896 00:33:41,020 --> 00:33:42,020 That's what's up 897 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:43,020 Do they still have those? 898 00:33:43,020 --> 00:33:44,020 Where's the closest nude beach at? 899 00:33:44,020 --> 00:33:45,020 Don't know 900 00:33:45,020 --> 00:33:46,020 Go to Huntersville 901 00:33:46,020 --> 00:33:47,020 You mean search it up? 902 00:33:47,020 --> 00:33:50,020 I'll search it up we can find this out together 903 00:33:50,020 --> 00:33:51,020 Yes 904 00:33:51,020 --> 00:33:54,020 You throwing Dom back in the water? 905 00:33:54,020 --> 00:33:58,020 Let's see closest nude beach 906 00:33:58,020 --> 00:33:59,020 Rockhaven 907 00:33:59,020 --> 00:34:00,020 Know your location 908 00:34:00,020 --> 00:34:02,020 Rockhaven so Tennessee we can do this 909 00:34:02,020 --> 00:34:04,020 There's no coastline in Tennessee 910 00:34:04,020 --> 00:34:05,020 That's the strangest part 911 00:34:05,020 --> 00:34:06,020 That's the Land O' Watt state 912 00:34:06,020 --> 00:34:07,020 Oh look my bad Cleveland Georgia 913 00:34:07,020 --> 00:34:08,020 Cleveland Georgia 914 00:34:08,020 --> 00:34:09,020 That's the weirdest part 915 00:34:09,020 --> 00:34:11,020 That's not a nude beach 916 00:34:11,020 --> 00:34:14,020 That's just a bunch of weirdos hanging out by a river 917 00:34:14,020 --> 00:34:17,020 Brandon don't act like you don't know man 918 00:34:17,020 --> 00:34:20,020 Man I don't but it sounds yeah 919 00:34:20,020 --> 00:34:22,020 Sounds like the experience 920 00:34:22,020 --> 00:34:25,020 There's a wait is that in Florida Bay what is that Bay? 921 00:34:25,020 --> 00:34:26,020 Bay Bears 922 00:34:26,020 --> 00:34:28,020 Bay Bears Nudist Park 923 00:34:28,020 --> 00:34:29,020 That's where I will be at 924 00:34:29,020 --> 00:34:30,020 Ooh it's quiet 925 00:34:30,020 --> 00:34:31,020 Bears yeah 926 00:34:31,020 --> 00:34:33,020 They love you dude 927 00:34:33,020 --> 00:34:34,020 Oh yeah they love bears man 928 00:34:34,020 --> 00:34:36,020 You would dance that huh? 929 00:34:36,020 --> 00:34:37,020 Just a big Chicago Bears fan 930 00:34:37,020 --> 00:34:41,020 Fucking hate the god damn bears don't you dare do that to me right here 931 00:34:41,020 --> 00:34:42,020 I fucking hate the bears too 932 00:34:42,020 --> 00:34:43,020 Damn 933 00:34:43,020 --> 00:34:44,020 St. Louis born and raised me 934 00:34:44,020 --> 00:34:48,020 Hey St. you can find me in St. Louis 935 00:34:48,020 --> 00:34:50,020 Oh I gotta tell you my Nelly story sometime 936 00:34:50,020 --> 00:34:51,020 Oh now 937 00:34:51,020 --> 00:34:52,020 Damn 938 00:34:52,020 --> 00:34:53,020 Let's hear that now 939 00:34:53,020 --> 00:34:54,020 Like the rapper Nelly 940 00:34:54,020 --> 00:34:55,020 Yeah 941 00:34:55,020 --> 00:34:56,020 Hell yeah 942 00:34:56,020 --> 00:34:57,020 No the other one 943 00:34:57,020 --> 00:34:58,020 I don't know Nelly man 944 00:34:58,020 --> 00:34:59,020 It's the archeologist 945 00:34:59,020 --> 00:35:02,020 What's the word? 946 00:35:02,020 --> 00:35:05,020 The renowned composer 947 00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:14,020 So no like growing up my mom after she divorced my dad she was actually engaged to a professor 948 00:35:14,020 --> 00:35:22,020 of computer science at Washington University which is NU city for a time and Nelly lived 949 00:35:22,020 --> 00:35:29,020 with his family just like two blocks down and we used to have block parties there like 950 00:35:29,020 --> 00:35:34,020 during the summer and shit and one time when I was visiting I mean I always got picked 951 00:35:34,020 --> 00:35:38,020 on a lot as a kid like I've always been very small I've always been a little nerdy you 952 00:35:38,020 --> 00:35:43,020 know but one time I was getting picked on by the neighborhood kids and Nelly who's 953 00:35:43,020 --> 00:35:49,020 a few years older than us this was well before country grammar came out before his career 954 00:35:49,020 --> 00:35:54,020 took off but he just told off the kids he's like what the hell is wrong with y'all weren't 955 00:35:54,020 --> 00:35:57,020 you raised right like leave that boy alone 956 00:35:57,020 --> 00:35:58,020 No 957 00:35:58,020 --> 00:35:59,020 Damn 958 00:35:59,020 --> 00:36:00,020 That's wild 959 00:36:00,020 --> 00:36:01,020 Damn 960 00:36:01,020 --> 00:36:04,020 Hey and Nelly one of them people that you would see him and you'd probably be like oh 961 00:36:04,020 --> 00:36:09,020 he's probably cool he will snap just like that if you ever watched a breakfast club 962 00:36:09,020 --> 00:36:12,020 interview and he would have fucked those kids up I guarantee he would have fucked those 963 00:36:12,020 --> 00:36:13,020 kids up 964 00:36:13,020 --> 00:36:18,020 But he's a solid person man and I mean that was in line with everything I found out about 965 00:36:18,020 --> 00:36:23,020 him like I don't know if you know about the whole like he's quietly sent two kids to college 966 00:36:23,020 --> 00:36:27,020 like every year since country grammar came out 967 00:36:27,020 --> 00:36:28,020 For real? 968 00:36:28,020 --> 00:36:33,020 And he never bragged about it like an independent reporter found out about it in like 2017 or 969 00:36:33,020 --> 00:36:41,020 something and published an article about it but yeah like every year he just spent for 970 00:36:41,020 --> 00:36:47,260 two random kids just everything like room and board fucking textbooks tuition all that 971 00:36:47,260 --> 00:36:51,020 shit for their entire four year 972 00:36:51,020 --> 00:36:53,020 Why am I about to cry right now? 973 00:36:53,020 --> 00:36:54,020 That's awesome 974 00:36:54,020 --> 00:36:55,020 That's awesome 975 00:36:55,020 --> 00:36:56,020 That's awesome 976 00:36:56,020 --> 00:36:59,020 Nelly Nails he put St. Louis on the map 977 00:36:59,020 --> 00:37:01,020 The St. Lunatics 978 00:37:01,020 --> 00:37:02,020 What you think we live on our farm? 979 00:37:02,020 --> 00:37:05,020 Make it be for real I got it 980 00:37:05,020 --> 00:37:09,020 Everybody thought we was just country dog so you from St. Louis where you from what part? 981 00:37:09,020 --> 00:37:10,020 St. Charles 982 00:37:10,020 --> 00:37:12,020 St. Charles I know St. Charles yeah yeah 983 00:37:12,020 --> 00:37:18,020 I lived right on the border of St. Charles and St. Peter no this is not a bit like literally 984 00:37:18,020 --> 00:37:20,020 that's what things are named around there 985 00:37:20,020 --> 00:37:21,020 It is 986 00:37:21,020 --> 00:37:27,020 And then my mom was engaged to a guy who lived in New City so I spent a lot of time there 987 00:37:27,020 --> 00:37:34,020 and yeah always loved Nelly and the Lunatics too I actually had a cat that I named Murphy 988 00:37:34,020 --> 00:37:35,020 Lee 989 00:37:35,020 --> 00:37:38,020 Yeah Murphy Lee was the one of the St. Lunatics that everybody thought was going to be the 990 00:37:38,020 --> 00:37:39,020 biggest 991 00:37:39,020 --> 00:37:42,020 He probably was I mean he still was the biggest one 992 00:37:42,020 --> 00:37:46,020 Like vocally he had the most unique style and cadence I think 993 00:37:46,020 --> 00:37:51,020 So what year was this around? 994 00:37:51,020 --> 00:37:53,020 My personal Nelly story you mean? 995 00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:56,020 Yeah I was talking about like when this Nelly was because I 996 00:37:56,020 --> 00:37:58,020 He's talking about when Country Grammar came out 997 00:37:58,020 --> 00:37:59,020 Yeah around this time 998 00:37:59,020 --> 00:38:00,020 99 was it 999 00:38:00,020 --> 00:38:01,020 Oh was it? 1000 00:38:01,020 --> 00:38:02,020 90s? 1001 00:38:02,020 --> 00:38:03,020 I think it was 99 1002 00:38:03,020 --> 00:38:04,020 It's probably around there 1003 00:38:04,020 --> 00:38:05,020 Long time 1004 00:38:05,020 --> 00:38:10,020 Cause that's whenever like you had St. Louis it was just Nelly J. Quan a little bit 1005 00:38:10,020 --> 00:38:17,020 You see that remix that song J. Quan's tipsy but with a country version 1006 00:38:17,020 --> 00:38:20,020 Everybody in the club getting tipsy 1007 00:38:20,020 --> 00:38:21,020 Everybody at the bar getting tipsy 1008 00:38:21,020 --> 00:38:22,020 That's shaboozy 1009 00:38:22,020 --> 00:38:27,020 Okay so yeah so this they got a it's actually good it's really good it's a country rendition 1010 00:38:27,020 --> 00:38:28,020 I didn't know that 1011 00:38:28,020 --> 00:38:29,020 That's J. Quan 1012 00:38:29,020 --> 00:38:31,020 Everybody in the club getting tipsy 1013 00:38:31,020 --> 00:38:34,020 Oh okay that actually makes sense that's crazy 1014 00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:40,020 They play the country radio station where I work all the time and that song's on three times a day 1015 00:38:40,020 --> 00:38:41,020 Hell yeah 1016 00:38:41,020 --> 00:38:44,020 So that's as enjoyable as you think it is you know 1017 00:38:44,020 --> 00:38:52,020 Yeah that was when St. Louis was put on the map and Atlanta started coming up 1018 00:38:52,020 --> 00:38:54,020 Like the southern the southern crunk boys 1019 00:38:54,020 --> 00:39:02,020 The whole dirty south movement that was so like that period of time in hip hop that was 1020 00:39:02,020 --> 00:39:05,020 I mean that was the biggest scene for years 1021 00:39:05,020 --> 00:39:06,020 Oh god yeah 1022 00:39:06,020 --> 00:39:12,020 I mean all the cultural phenomena that came out even the dumb shit like you know Ghost Riding the Whip 1023 00:39:12,020 --> 00:39:13,020 You know 1024 00:39:13,020 --> 00:39:14,020 Ghost Riding the Whip 1025 00:39:14,020 --> 00:39:19,020 But I mean there were some god damn amazing music to come out of that scene at that time 1026 00:39:19,020 --> 00:39:22,020 I mean Ludacris the stuff Jermaine Dupree was doing 1027 00:39:22,020 --> 00:39:27,020 Oh yeah see I was just talking about this to my co-workers 1028 00:39:27,020 --> 00:39:31,020 You know what they don't make well they might make it but it doesn't hit the top charts 1029 00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:33,020 Is rock music 1030 00:39:33,020 --> 00:39:37,020 Do they not have good rock music anymore or at least popular rock 1031 00:39:37,020 --> 00:39:39,020 Yeah I mean 1032 00:39:39,020 --> 00:39:43,020 Because like whenever we were all growing up even though you had this which was main 1033 00:39:43,020 --> 00:39:46,020 Like I mean this was like going to be number one on the charts 1034 00:39:46,020 --> 00:39:51,020 But it still would be a rock song that beats it that you that I would have never heard of but 1035 00:39:51,020 --> 00:39:54,020 I feel like Greta Van Fleet is the modern rock band 1036 00:39:54,020 --> 00:39:55,020 I have no clue who that is 1037 00:39:55,020 --> 00:40:01,020 Well they're just they're I mean they're very derivative of Led Zeppelin 1038 00:40:01,020 --> 00:40:03,020 But as far as 1039 00:40:03,020 --> 00:40:05,020 They're new? They're like out right now? 1040 00:40:05,020 --> 00:40:08,020 Yeah they're current they're pretty current I don't know when they're last 1041 00:40:08,020 --> 00:40:09,020 They've been around for like 8, 9 years 1042 00:40:09,020 --> 00:40:10,020 What about Food Fighters? 1043 00:40:10,020 --> 00:40:11,020 Food Fighters 1044 00:40:11,020 --> 00:40:15,020 I'm not a fan you know and I'll say it right now that 1045 00:40:15,020 --> 00:40:17,020 Food Fighters? 1046 00:40:17,020 --> 00:40:23,020 I'll say it right now I know this is an unpopular opinion but I to this day I just still feel like it's 1047 00:40:23,020 --> 00:40:31,020 Real fucked up that Dave Graal felt the need to shoot Kurt Cobain's head just so he could start a shitty little side project 1048 00:40:31,020 --> 00:40:35,020 This is Matthew Tate everybody 1049 00:40:35,020 --> 00:40:40,020 Every Food Fighters song sounds the same except for like a couple of them 1050 00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:46,020 I'm not a fan you know Dave Graal used to be like one of those weird like Chemtrail conspiracy theorists too 1051 00:40:46,020 --> 00:40:47,020 What's Chemtrail? 1052 00:40:47,020 --> 00:40:49,020 I'm big on the Chemtrails 1053 00:40:49,020 --> 00:40:51,020 What's Chemtrail? I don't know what this is 1054 00:40:51,020 --> 00:40:53,020 It's not dusting but on a mass scale 1055 00:40:53,020 --> 00:41:00,020 You know it's like these planes they leave Chemtrails it fucks people up dude 1056 00:41:00,020 --> 00:41:01,020 Oh ok 1057 00:41:01,020 --> 00:41:02,020 You know 1058 00:41:02,020 --> 00:41:04,020 Oh you're just talking about ok I know it's ok 1059 00:41:04,020 --> 00:41:07,020 And you're saying this like hurts people 1060 00:41:07,020 --> 00:41:14,020 No that's what they say dude I was always more of a Jason Everman guy over Dave Graal but you know 1061 00:41:14,020 --> 00:41:16,020 God I don't know who any of these white people are 1062 00:41:16,020 --> 00:41:18,020 Me neither 1063 00:41:18,020 --> 00:41:19,020 Jason Everman's dope 1064 00:41:19,020 --> 00:41:24,020 Dave Graal is a drummer that's somebody allowed to have a microphone for some stupid reason 1065 00:41:24,020 --> 00:41:27,020 Oh well hold on, Food Fighters have good songs 1066 00:41:27,020 --> 00:41:28,020 They have a couple 1067 00:41:28,020 --> 00:41:29,020 I like All My Life 1068 00:41:29,020 --> 00:41:31,020 All My Life is a really good song 1069 00:41:31,020 --> 00:41:33,020 All My Life I don't know that one 1070 00:41:33,020 --> 00:41:36,020 All my life I've been waiting for something 1071 00:41:36,020 --> 00:41:39,020 Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah that's good 1072 00:41:39,020 --> 00:41:41,020 I know Everlong 1073 00:41:41,020 --> 00:41:44,020 Everlong sick 1074 00:41:44,020 --> 00:41:47,020 See I'm not a person that likes bands I like just songs 1075 00:41:47,020 --> 00:41:49,020 And I got like three songs on my playlist 1076 00:41:49,020 --> 00:41:50,020 I like that too 1077 00:41:50,020 --> 00:41:53,020 I like songs rather than artists 1078 00:41:53,020 --> 00:41:56,020 Yeah if it sounds good I'm going to listen to it 1079 00:41:56,020 --> 00:42:00,020 So to answer your question though about like good modern rock music 1080 00:42:00,020 --> 00:42:04,020 I think that's like a two fold kind of answer 1081 00:42:04,020 --> 00:42:09,020 Where on the one part it's a sign that we're getting old that we don't think that there's good modern music 1082 00:42:09,020 --> 00:42:11,020 Because there absolutely is 1083 00:42:11,020 --> 00:42:19,020 But there is a fair point to be drawn that there was kind of this phenomenon in the 90s 1084 00:42:19,020 --> 00:42:26,020 Where counterculture became popular and alternative rock became popular 1085 00:42:26,020 --> 00:42:30,020 Usually alt music has more layers, it has more things going on 1086 00:42:30,020 --> 00:42:37,020 And that being brought into the mainstream is why we had so many fucking amazing artists at the time 1087 00:42:37,020 --> 00:42:41,020 Like Alice in Chains, Soundgarden 1088 00:42:41,020 --> 00:42:42,020 Yeah Soundgarden that's my shit 1089 00:42:42,020 --> 00:42:44,020 Yeah me too 1090 00:42:44,020 --> 00:42:50,020 I got to see them live in concert 13 days before Chris Cornell passed 1091 00:42:50,020 --> 00:42:59,020 And I almost didn't go because another comedian Krish Mohan was doing an album recording and he asked me a feature on it 1092 00:42:59,020 --> 00:43:04,020 And I almost never turned down gigs but I was like I 1093 00:43:04,020 --> 00:43:08,020 I got Soundgarden tickets and like they're on my bucket list 1094 00:43:08,020 --> 00:43:12,020 I didn't know apparently I was on their bucket list but you know 1095 00:43:12,020 --> 00:43:17,020 Speaking of albums, how many albums you got out? 1096 00:43:17,020 --> 00:43:23,020 So technically I've got three and I've got an EP length single 1097 00:43:23,020 --> 00:43:28,020 And the EP length single The Happiness Illusion is 1098 00:43:28,020 --> 00:43:31,020 It was kind of a thing that had an expiration date on 1099 00:43:31,020 --> 00:43:36,020 It's all about living in isolation during a global pandemic 1100 00:43:36,020 --> 00:43:41,020 And the only reason it's one track is because I was too lazy to split it into multiple 1101 00:43:41,020 --> 00:43:51,020 But it's 18 minutes long whereas all my other albums are like between 15 minutes and an hour 15 long 1102 00:43:51,020 --> 00:43:55,020 But yeah I've got three full length albums then The Happiness Illusion 1103 00:43:55,020 --> 00:44:04,020 And then I just I put out a music demo track which is the first time I've put out any kind of music in 17 years 1104 00:44:04,020 --> 00:44:07,020 What kind of music you do? 1105 00:44:07,020 --> 00:44:09,020 Not much these days 1106 00:44:09,020 --> 00:44:11,020 Well what did you do? 1107 00:44:11,020 --> 00:44:15,020 I was in a really terrible new metal band 1108 00:44:15,020 --> 00:44:17,020 You know how new metal is? 1109 00:44:17,020 --> 00:44:18,020 No 1110 00:44:18,020 --> 00:44:19,020 Or was? 1111 00:44:19,020 --> 00:44:24,020 So it was like the rap metal that was really popular in the late 90s and early 2000s 1112 00:44:24,020 --> 00:44:26,020 So like rehab? 1113 00:44:26,020 --> 00:44:28,020 Or like Korn 1114 00:44:28,020 --> 00:44:29,020 That shit 1115 00:44:29,020 --> 00:44:34,020 Yeah I was in a really bad new metal band back when I lived in Illinois 1116 00:44:34,020 --> 00:44:40,020 A few years after new metal stopped being relevant and we were called a flock of three gulls 1117 00:44:40,020 --> 00:44:45,020 Like three with the number three and then gulls with the Z 1118 00:44:45,020 --> 00:44:49,020 I was doing a lot of drugs at the time 1119 00:44:49,020 --> 00:44:51,020 I don't do that anymore 1120 00:44:51,020 --> 00:44:55,020 Shout out good shit 1121 00:44:55,020 --> 00:44:57,020 We were fucking horrible 1122 00:44:57,020 --> 00:44:59,020 We were dog shit 1123 00:44:59,020 --> 00:45:05,020 Where did you live at in Illinois? 1124 00:45:05,020 --> 00:45:08,020 Decatur, Illinois 1125 00:45:08,020 --> 00:45:12,020 Decatur that's up north right? 1126 00:45:12,020 --> 00:45:17,020 The very center, it's the anus of Illinois 1127 00:45:17,020 --> 00:45:22,020 And smells like it too, Staley's Bridge 1128 00:45:22,020 --> 00:45:27,020 You can smell our factory byproducts from Decatur, Illinois 1129 00:45:27,020 --> 00:45:34,020 All the way in Champaign Urbana like 45 minutes away if the wind is strong enough on a given day 1130 00:45:34,020 --> 00:45:36,020 Was it kind of like Decatur, Alabama? 1131 00:45:36,020 --> 00:45:40,020 Yeah so that's the thing like every Decatur is exactly the same 1132 00:45:40,020 --> 00:45:42,020 Damn I knew it 1133 00:45:42,020 --> 00:45:47,020 I've been to Decatur, Georgia, I've been to Decatur, Alabama, I've been to Decatur, Illinois, they're all the same town 1134 00:45:47,020 --> 00:45:52,020 It's kind of like when you name your kid Jeeves he's going to grow up to be a fucking butler 1135 00:45:52,020 --> 00:45:56,020 There's a lot of Jeeves butlers I have seen 1136 00:45:56,020 --> 00:45:58,020 I can't afford them though 1137 00:45:58,020 --> 00:46:00,020 So you remember Ask Jeeves? 1138 00:46:00,020 --> 00:46:02,020 Hell yeah 1139 00:46:02,020 --> 00:46:07,020 The web browser, I brought that up on the podcast before and nobody knew what I was talking about 1140 00:46:07,020 --> 00:46:10,020 I know Ask Jeeves, that's what they used to have before Google 1141 00:46:10,020 --> 00:46:12,020 Fake piece of shit right here dude 1142 00:46:12,020 --> 00:46:14,020 I know Ask Jeeves 1143 00:46:14,020 --> 00:46:17,020 We brought Ask Jeeves up on the podcast before dude 1144 00:46:17,020 --> 00:46:19,020 How you spell Ask Jeeves? I want to see this 1145 00:46:19,020 --> 00:46:21,020 A-S-K 1146 00:46:21,020 --> 00:46:23,020 Jeeves 1147 00:46:23,020 --> 00:46:25,020 Wait, wait, no, hold on 1148 00:46:25,020 --> 00:46:27,020 I thought you said Ash 1149 00:46:27,020 --> 00:46:29,020 Like Ashenado 1150 00:46:29,020 --> 00:46:31,020 That's Ask Jeeves 1151 00:46:31,020 --> 00:46:33,020 That's cool as shit 1152 00:46:33,020 --> 00:46:35,020 That was Google before Google 1153 00:46:35,020 --> 00:46:40,020 That was like six years after I used the internet for the first time 1154 00:46:40,020 --> 00:46:44,020 I mentioned my mom dated a computer science professor 1155 00:46:44,020 --> 00:46:48,020 So I was like exposed to the internet in like 93, 94 1156 00:46:48,020 --> 00:46:50,020 Like when it started 1157 00:46:50,020 --> 00:46:52,020 When it was still text based 1158 00:46:52,020 --> 00:46:54,020 And it was weird 1159 00:46:54,020 --> 00:47:00,020 You know how you'd see those old command menus where it's like the green font, black background 1160 00:47:00,020 --> 00:47:03,020 And it would have the various commands you can do 1161 00:47:03,020 --> 00:47:05,020 And then there's like one 1162 00:47:05,020 --> 00:47:08,020 Like letter is in parenthesis 1163 00:47:08,020 --> 00:47:11,020 And it means press that key to do that function 1164 00:47:11,020 --> 00:47:14,020 That's what the internet looked like in the early 90s 1165 00:47:14,020 --> 00:47:17,020 And it was really fucking wild 1166 00:47:17,020 --> 00:47:19,020 I only saw that in the Matrix 1167 00:47:19,020 --> 00:47:24,020 Yeah, just like, yeah, just type in internet in 1993 to the Ask Jeeves 1168 00:47:24,020 --> 00:47:26,020 Let's see what you're talking about 1169 00:47:26,020 --> 00:47:28,020 Like that? 1170 00:47:28,020 --> 00:47:30,020 Yeah, basically like that 1171 00:47:30,020 --> 00:47:32,020 That's what the internet looked like 1172 00:47:32,020 --> 00:47:34,020 Yeah 1173 00:47:34,020 --> 00:47:36,020 What was that? 31 years ago now 1174 00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:39,020 Now we can make pictures of ourselves being president 1175 00:47:39,020 --> 00:47:41,020 Oh hell yeah 1176 00:47:41,020 --> 00:47:45,020 So now we know what Dom does on the internet, dude 1177 00:47:45,020 --> 00:47:47,020 Do a lot of shit on the internet now 1178 00:47:47,020 --> 00:47:49,020 That'd be the best president 1179 00:47:49,020 --> 00:47:50,020 You said who? 1180 00:47:50,020 --> 00:47:51,020 You're old enough 1181 00:47:51,020 --> 00:47:54,020 Yeah, I'm old enough and there's no reason to play the bullshit 1182 00:47:54,020 --> 00:47:56,020 I don't want these people's money 1183 00:47:56,020 --> 00:47:58,020 They're all playing to a certain crowd 1184 00:47:58,020 --> 00:48:00,020 No matter who you like, they're playing to a certain crowd 1185 00:48:00,020 --> 00:48:02,020 I wouldn't do that 1186 00:48:02,020 --> 00:48:04,020 I'd just be like, you know, sometimes you have to kill women and children 1187 00:48:04,020 --> 00:48:09,020 Can you explain in detail your stance on immigration? 1188 00:48:09,020 --> 00:48:11,020 Yep, oh 1189 00:48:11,020 --> 00:48:13,020 You got that 1190 00:48:13,020 --> 00:48:15,020 I want to hear this one, I want to hear that 1191 00:48:15,020 --> 00:48:18,020 Yeah, it's just normal 1192 00:48:18,020 --> 00:48:20,020 You know, you come over illegally 1193 00:48:20,020 --> 00:48:24,020 You probably make it less hard for it to be legal 1194 00:48:24,020 --> 00:48:27,020 And then, you know, just have the people here 1195 00:48:27,020 --> 00:48:30,020 So you want to simplify the naturalization process? 1196 00:48:30,020 --> 00:48:31,020 I agree 1197 00:48:31,020 --> 00:48:34,020 Well, first of all, I'm putting words in my mouth because I don't know what that means 1198 00:48:34,020 --> 00:48:35,020 But what I'm saying is 1199 00:48:35,020 --> 00:48:37,020 Simplify? 1200 00:48:37,020 --> 00:48:43,020 Can we break it down? 1201 00:48:43,020 --> 00:48:47,020 Well, you know, it's either marriage or seven years of residence, you know 1202 00:48:47,020 --> 00:48:50,020 Okay, there you go 1203 00:48:50,020 --> 00:48:52,020 Brandon's quick with it 1204 00:48:52,020 --> 00:48:53,020 I set it up for you, man 1205 00:48:53,020 --> 00:48:54,020 He's looking it up 1206 00:48:54,020 --> 00:48:57,020 Dom, I'm over here like, am I old enough to party? 1207 00:48:57,020 --> 00:48:59,020 I'm old enough to third party 1208 00:48:59,020 --> 00:49:00,020 Hell yeah 1209 00:49:00,020 --> 00:49:01,020 How old you got to be? 1210 00:49:01,020 --> 00:49:03,020 Would you be independent if you ran? 1211 00:49:03,020 --> 00:49:04,020 35, he's good 1212 00:49:04,020 --> 00:49:05,020 Fuck yeah, I'd be independent 1213 00:49:05,020 --> 00:49:06,020 Hell yeah 1214 00:49:06,020 --> 00:49:07,020 I have to 1215 00:49:07,020 --> 00:49:08,020 I wouldn't win though because you know what? 1216 00:49:08,020 --> 00:49:10,020 No independent person is going to win 1217 00:49:10,020 --> 00:49:11,020 Yeah, I mean 1218 00:49:11,020 --> 00:49:12,020 I'm just not going to 1219 00:49:12,020 --> 00:49:15,020 You know, I worked in politics in Illinois 1220 00:49:15,020 --> 00:49:21,020 We didn't win in the traditional sense of victory 1221 00:49:21,020 --> 00:49:28,020 But I ran a Green Party candidate for governor 1222 00:49:28,020 --> 00:49:31,020 And this was, he was running against Rod Blagojevich 1223 00:49:31,020 --> 00:49:41,020 Who was the governor who went to prison for trying to sell Obama's vacant Senate seat 1224 00:49:41,020 --> 00:49:42,020 That's real 1225 00:49:42,020 --> 00:49:44,020 And I worked for Blagojevich for like two weeks 1226 00:49:44,020 --> 00:49:47,020 And I met him and I was like, fuck no 1227 00:49:47,020 --> 00:49:52,020 I'm also not, I'm not working for the Republican candidate who is Judy Bartopinka 1228 00:49:52,020 --> 00:49:54,020 So I worked for the Green Party guy 1229 00:49:54,020 --> 00:49:55,020 And you know what? 1230 00:49:55,020 --> 00:49:59,020 We actually did get 10.8% of the statewide vote 1231 00:49:59,020 --> 00:50:07,020 And under Illinois, like their state law or shit or whatever 1232 00:50:07,020 --> 00:50:08,020 Words escaping me 1233 00:50:08,020 --> 00:50:10,020 But their guidelines 1234 00:50:10,020 --> 00:50:16,020 That actually qualified the Green Party for equal public funding 1235 00:50:16,020 --> 00:50:19,020 For what the Democrats and the Republicans got 1236 00:50:19,020 --> 00:50:24,020 For all seats and races for the next two election cycles 1237 00:50:24,020 --> 00:50:28,020 And we actually did get some Greens in the office at the state level at that time 1238 00:50:28,020 --> 00:50:30,020 That's pretty significant 1239 00:50:30,020 --> 00:50:31,020 Yeah 1240 00:50:31,020 --> 00:50:34,020 What did you do? What was your thing? 1241 00:50:34,020 --> 00:50:36,020 I was a precinct captain 1242 00:50:36,020 --> 00:50:45,020 So I basically oversaw all phone banking, pampleting and whatnot for three different precincts 1243 00:50:45,020 --> 00:50:50,020 I also helped the candidate out with some speech writing stuff 1244 00:50:50,020 --> 00:50:58,020 It was like four times the responsibility I had when I was working for Rod Blagojevich 1245 00:50:58,020 --> 00:51:02,020 But I mean that's just the nature of working third party campaigns 1246 00:51:02,020 --> 00:51:08,020 Like Mark Viola, comic who just moved here, I'm actually wearing his merch 1247 00:51:08,020 --> 00:51:09,020 Let me see, let me see 1248 00:51:09,020 --> 00:51:12,020 I love somebody with someone for steady paycheck 1249 00:51:12,020 --> 00:51:13,020 I know where body came from 1250 00:51:13,020 --> 00:51:15,020 He adds up 1251 00:51:15,020 --> 00:51:19,020 He works the field a lot too and he can tell you 1252 00:51:19,020 --> 00:51:23,020 And he pretty much always works third party 1253 00:51:23,020 --> 00:51:31,020 He can tell you like the workload that you face when you're working for a third party candidate is so much fucking heavier than working for a Democrat 1254 00:51:31,020 --> 00:51:33,020 Is it because less funding? 1255 00:51:33,020 --> 00:51:37,020 It's because less staff really 1256 00:51:37,020 --> 00:51:39,020 So there's more to do 1257 00:51:39,020 --> 00:51:41,020 Yeah 1258 00:51:41,020 --> 00:51:44,020 So you ever think about getting back into politics? 1259 00:51:44,020 --> 00:51:45,020 Yes 1260 00:51:45,020 --> 00:51:46,020 Really? 1261 00:51:46,020 --> 00:51:47,020 These days yeah 1262 00:51:47,020 --> 00:51:53,020 So I, for a time I kind of, this is going to sound weird 1263 00:51:53,020 --> 00:52:06,020 If there's one, for a time I kind of considered myself like forever ineligible for public office just because of some things in my past you know 1264 00:52:06,020 --> 00:52:13,020 And there's people on every campaign whose whole job is to dig up dirt on the other candidate 1265 00:52:13,020 --> 00:52:18,020 Like when Hillary Clinton was running against Obama in the primaries 1266 00:52:18,020 --> 00:52:28,020 It was one of that type of worker for her that outed Obama for smoking cigarettes which was a huge deal back then 1267 00:52:28,020 --> 00:52:29,020 It was, I remember that 1268 00:52:29,020 --> 00:52:30,020 And 1269 00:52:30,020 --> 00:52:31,020 In a brown suit 1270 00:52:31,020 --> 00:52:42,020 Yeah, but yeah so I was like you know what I had some times in my early 20s where I had some drug problems and shit 1271 00:52:42,020 --> 00:52:45,020 I probably would never be able to get into public office 1272 00:52:45,020 --> 00:52:55,020 If there is one positive thing that I could ever say about Donald Trump it's the fact that he got into office now kind of means that anything goes 1273 00:52:55,020 --> 00:52:56,020 Oh yeah 1274 00:52:56,020 --> 00:53:05,020 So I would actually entertain and the stuff I've done is nothing compared to that 1275 00:53:05,020 --> 00:53:12,020 You know so now I don't know every once in a while I entertain the idea of possibly a run for public office 1276 00:53:12,020 --> 00:53:16,020 Probably wouldn't run in Alabama though I don't know how great that would go 1277 00:53:16,020 --> 00:53:19,020 You probably, yeah Alabama is just going to be a no go 1278 00:53:19,020 --> 00:53:23,020 I don't see them like it's like whenever you know like every vote matters I do understand this 1279 00:53:23,020 --> 00:53:28,020 But there's not a chance in hell Alabama ever flips to blue 1280 00:53:28,020 --> 00:53:31,020 Well they said the same thing about Texas 1281 00:53:31,020 --> 00:53:43,020 And Texas is a big fucking swing state now and by and large it's because of a lot of people moving to the Dallas metro and Austin areas 1282 00:53:43,020 --> 00:53:48,020 But yeah Texas is projected to go for Harris during this election cycle 1283 00:53:48,020 --> 00:53:51,020 But has Texas ever been blue? Who are they blue for? 1284 00:53:51,020 --> 00:53:52,020 Obama? 1285 00:53:52,020 --> 00:53:53,020 Obama? 1286 00:53:53,020 --> 00:54:01,020 They, I believe that Biden actually carried Texas in 2000 1287 00:54:01,020 --> 00:54:03,020 Or 2020 1288 00:54:03,020 --> 00:54:10,020 Now something that I've always wanted to ask I've never really known the answer to 1289 00:54:10,020 --> 00:54:16,020 Somebody that's worked in politics, why is coroner like a public office? 1290 00:54:16,020 --> 00:54:21,020 Why do you have to run as a Democrat or Republican for coroner? 1291 00:54:21,020 --> 00:54:28,020 Well, that's a good fucking question 1292 00:54:28,020 --> 00:54:30,020 I don't understand that 1293 00:54:30,020 --> 00:54:38,020 I'd expect because you probably want somebody to be vetted to some degree for an office like that 1294 00:54:38,020 --> 00:54:43,020 You don't want just anybody you know touching your loved ones after they passed 1295 00:54:43,020 --> 00:54:46,020 No you can't, he'll fuck the body 1296 00:54:46,020 --> 00:54:53,020 So do you watch political shows? 1297 00:54:53,020 --> 00:55:00,020 No, I'm sorry, like West Wing or Veep or any of these 1298 00:55:00,020 --> 00:55:04,020 West Wing is really good, I haven't watched a lot of it 1299 00:55:04,020 --> 00:55:09,020 I was wondering what's the most accurate to actually working in politics 1300 00:55:09,020 --> 00:55:10,020 House of Cards 1301 00:55:10,020 --> 00:55:13,020 House of Cards, yeah something like that 1302 00:55:13,020 --> 00:55:16,020 It's probably not that far off 1303 00:55:16,020 --> 00:55:24,020 Not so much in terms of TV shows but movies 1304 00:55:24,020 --> 00:55:28,020 I'd say The Candidate with Robert Redford 1305 00:55:28,020 --> 00:55:34,020 It should be required viewing for anybody interested in political work 1306 00:55:34,020 --> 00:55:36,020 The Candidate 1307 00:55:36,020 --> 00:55:38,020 Right here, 1972? 1308 00:55:38,020 --> 00:55:40,020 I've never seen that 1309 00:55:40,020 --> 00:55:45,020 I thought you were talking about the one with Will Ferrell and Zach Elfenakis 1310 00:55:45,020 --> 00:55:47,020 The campaign 1311 00:55:47,020 --> 00:55:50,020 Looked like Steve McQueen in that jacket 1312 00:55:50,020 --> 00:55:52,020 Y'all know about Steve? 1313 00:55:52,020 --> 00:55:54,020 Hell yeah man, that's good 1314 00:55:54,020 --> 00:55:55,020 How did Steve die? 1315 00:55:55,020 --> 00:55:56,020 I forgot I died 1316 00:55:56,020 --> 00:55:57,020 What year? 1317 00:55:57,020 --> 00:55:59,020 What was it? 1970? 1318 00:55:59,020 --> 00:56:01,020 This is a guess 1319 00:56:01,020 --> 00:56:03,020 Was it 1976? 1320 00:56:03,020 --> 00:56:05,020 I have no clue 1321 00:56:05,020 --> 00:56:07,020 But I'm sure it is 1322 00:56:07,020 --> 00:56:08,020 He's good with dates 1323 00:56:08,020 --> 00:56:09,020 I hope so 1324 00:56:09,020 --> 00:56:11,020 Well I didn't want him to die 1325 00:56:11,020 --> 00:56:12,020 I didn't want him to die 1326 00:56:12,020 --> 00:56:13,020 But he did 1327 00:56:13,020 --> 00:56:15,020 Everybody dies man 1328 00:56:15,020 --> 00:56:18,020 1980, damn I'm four years off 1329 00:56:18,020 --> 00:56:20,020 Four years off, you're slipping 1330 00:56:20,020 --> 00:56:21,020 Look at this shit 1331 00:56:21,020 --> 00:56:24,020 Ever since I've been bragging on him, he hasn't got one right 1332 00:56:24,020 --> 00:56:29,020 His brother, his brother Lightning was way more successful 1333 00:56:29,020 --> 00:56:31,020 His ass still living? 1334 00:56:31,020 --> 00:56:34,020 Lightning was that guy man 1335 00:56:34,020 --> 00:56:37,020 He probably stole his fucking name 1336 00:56:37,020 --> 00:56:41,020 So you've been doing comedy around here for how long? 1337 00:56:41,020 --> 00:56:43,020 How long you been doing around these parts? 1338 00:56:43,020 --> 00:56:48,020 12 years, one month and 10 days 1339 00:56:48,020 --> 00:56:50,020 God damn 1340 00:56:50,020 --> 00:56:52,020 So who was all here when you started? 1341 00:56:52,020 --> 00:57:00,020 Tom Hands, Scott Eason, Brandon Iams who is one of my producers at Homegrown 1342 00:57:00,020 --> 00:57:06,020 He has moved recently to Florida in the last few years 1343 00:57:06,020 --> 00:57:18,020 Jeff Graham was one of those just amazing true talent comics that just every time he got up he killed 1344 00:57:18,020 --> 00:57:25,020 And he actually lives not far from here in Tennessee now but he doesn't really perform anymore 1345 00:57:25,020 --> 00:57:28,020 Kinda like Dante 1346 00:57:28,020 --> 00:57:30,020 Yeah 1347 00:57:30,020 --> 00:57:31,020 Isn't that saying? 1348 00:57:31,020 --> 00:57:39,020 But Jeff is, Jeff Graham inspired me a lot when I was starting out 1349 00:57:39,020 --> 00:57:46,020 He started very shortly before I did but he was one of those that was so fucking good that pushed me to be as good as I could 1350 00:57:46,020 --> 00:57:52,020 And man he showed up with like a new hot five like every three weeks 1351 00:57:52,020 --> 00:57:55,020 It was insane 1352 00:57:55,020 --> 00:58:00,020 Thaddeus Blake who is also one of my partners in Homegrown 1353 00:58:00,020 --> 00:58:02,020 For real? 1354 00:58:02,020 --> 00:58:04,020 Alright 1355 00:58:04,020 --> 00:58:06,020 Alex Z said he saw him last night 1356 00:58:06,020 --> 00:58:09,020 Yeah I did of course mention Scott Eason right? 1357 00:58:09,020 --> 00:58:11,020 Yeah 1358 00:58:11,020 --> 00:58:22,020 Jason Steinhauser who is one of the comics who also founded Epic along with Tim Kelly and Scott Eason and Justin Ledlow 1359 00:58:22,020 --> 00:58:30,020 Jonathan Craig who still does comedy here and there but he's taken a bunch of other odd jobs too 1360 00:58:30,020 --> 00:58:36,020 He was doing some booking and promo stuff for Jelly Roll for a minute 1361 00:58:36,020 --> 00:58:39,020 Oh okay I know what you're talking about that's Scott was telling me about him yeah 1362 00:58:39,020 --> 00:58:47,020 I'm gonna feel shitty for forgetting some people but that was kinda the core group 1363 00:58:47,020 --> 00:58:50,020 And then Dee's Dee's I think you've met her 1364 00:58:50,020 --> 00:58:51,020 Simply Dee's 1365 00:58:51,020 --> 00:58:54,020 Yeah Simply Dee's 1366 00:58:54,020 --> 00:59:05,020 Nikki Hirachi was a comic at the time who actually hosted one of our only two open mics around the time that I started 1367 00:59:05,020 --> 00:59:10,020 And that was at The Green Room which is now Club 47 1368 00:59:10,020 --> 00:59:18,020 Tisil Tanya Silver she was also another fantastic comic from around that time 1369 00:59:18,020 --> 00:59:26,020 That black lady older comic was very very raunchy she lives in Mobile now 1370 00:59:26,020 --> 00:59:34,020 Yeah I love older black ladies who are raunchy cause all my grandma and my aunties they're all like Christian hardcore 1371 00:59:34,020 --> 00:59:42,020 Like hardcore Christian so whenever you see somebody who looks like my auntie but says crazy shit I love it 1372 00:59:42,020 --> 00:59:44,020 I love it dude 1373 00:59:44,020 --> 00:59:46,020 You can sell me on that all day 1374 00:59:46,020 --> 00:59:48,020 And they usually have fat asses 1375 00:59:48,020 --> 00:59:50,020 Another headache 1376 00:59:50,020 --> 00:59:52,020 Just like my auntie 1377 00:59:52,020 --> 00:59:57,020 That's how y'all do it in Centralia 1378 00:59:57,020 --> 00:59:59,020 That all hailed up 1379 00:59:59,020 --> 01:00:07,020 So I got a little tidbit here your favorite comics are Bill Cosby and Jeff Dunham 1380 01:00:07,020 --> 01:00:09,020 Yeah I heard that too 1381 01:00:09,020 --> 01:00:11,020 I'm gonna be leaving right now 1382 01:00:11,020 --> 01:00:14,020 As you can see right here it says he may deny it but he's lying 1383 01:00:14,020 --> 01:00:16,020 Why you lying? 1384 01:00:16,020 --> 01:00:18,020 You lying ass for man Bill 1385 01:00:18,020 --> 01:00:20,020 Let me search him up too man 1386 01:00:20,020 --> 01:00:22,020 For the people that don't know 1387 01:00:22,020 --> 01:00:24,020 This is our intel guy I just read off the sheet 1388 01:00:24,020 --> 01:00:26,020 Yeah me too 1389 01:00:26,020 --> 01:00:32,020 You know I will say I feel like there would be some sort of balance to the cosmic scale 1390 01:00:32,020 --> 01:00:40,020 If Bill Cosby was forced to do a stand up set with Jeff Dunham's arm up his ass 1391 01:00:40,020 --> 01:00:46,020 Let's show them 1392 01:00:46,020 --> 01:00:48,020 Oh shit 1393 01:00:48,020 --> 01:00:50,020 Every diamond popped up 1394 01:00:50,020 --> 01:00:54,020 Who's your go tos? 1395 01:00:54,020 --> 01:00:58,020 I really love Sarah Silverman 1396 01:00:58,020 --> 01:01:07,020 I uh technically not a comic but I really fucking love John Legasamo 1397 01:01:07,020 --> 01:01:09,020 Oh yeah the pest 1398 01:01:09,020 --> 01:01:11,020 Yeah 1399 01:01:11,020 --> 01:01:17,020 It's technically a one man Broadway show but it's very stand up adjacent 1400 01:01:17,020 --> 01:01:22,020 Latin history for morons I feel like should be required viewing for everybody 1401 01:01:22,020 --> 01:01:24,020 That's new right? New word 1402 01:01:24,020 --> 01:01:26,020 Like last few years 1403 01:01:26,020 --> 01:01:28,020 Yeah 1404 01:01:28,020 --> 01:01:34,020 Doug Stanhope was the comic who like made me want to do comedy and also in a weird way 1405 01:01:34,020 --> 01:01:39,020 Considering if you're familiar with his material and delivery 1406 01:01:39,020 --> 01:01:43,020 In a weird way he also inspired me to like get clean 1407 01:01:43,020 --> 01:01:51,020 Because back when I had a bad drug problem I remember I was coming down one night and I was hanging out in my roommates room 1408 01:01:51,020 --> 01:01:58,020 We were freaking out because we couldn't score any more below and he was like man let me pack this bowl for you 1409 01:01:58,020 --> 01:02:03,020 I'm going to put this stand up special on and you know everything's going to be alright 1410 01:02:03,020 --> 01:02:10,020 And it was one of Doug Stanhope's earlier specials I think it was No Refunds 1411 01:02:10,020 --> 01:02:20,020 And yeah I just remember like watching that and then like as I started to get baked just looking at it 1412 01:02:20,020 --> 01:02:30,020 It gave me kind of a perspective shift where I was like you know I could be doing anything other than being an addict 1413 01:02:30,020 --> 01:02:34,020 That doesn't use any of their creative talents with my life 1414 01:02:34,020 --> 01:02:38,020 And yeah so Doug always holds a special place in my heart 1415 01:02:38,020 --> 01:02:44,020 Unfortunately I think he also inspired a generation of shitty edgeward open micers to 1416 01:02:44,020 --> 01:02:47,020 Yeah and you're going to have 1417 01:02:47,020 --> 01:02:54,020 You're going to have that I mean because whenever you start stand up right you try to do edgy shit 1418 01:02:54,020 --> 01:02:58,020 Because that's what you know can get a rise up at least get a reaction some way 1419 01:02:58,020 --> 01:03:03,020 I don't like it first of all I want to say this I don't know if you want to do it but I love this 9-11 joke 1420 01:03:03,020 --> 01:03:06,020 Will you say it? 1421 01:03:06,020 --> 01:03:09,020 What you say is my favorite joke 1422 01:03:09,020 --> 01:03:18,020 Alright because you asked so nicely 1423 01:03:18,020 --> 01:03:19,020 Okay thanks 1424 01:03:19,020 --> 01:03:26,020 I can't shop at Walmart anymore it's not on account of all the shoplifting I've done over the years 1425 01:03:26,020 --> 01:03:29,020 By the way there goes my political career 1426 01:03:29,020 --> 01:03:35,020 It's not on account of all the shoplifting I've done over the years it's just every time I see that sign that says 1427 01:03:35,020 --> 01:03:43,020 Self checkout I can't help but remember all those poor souls diving out of the windows of the towers at 9-11 1428 01:03:43,020 --> 01:03:59,020 You didn't hear it Brandon played the ba dum tss sound effect on the board 1429 01:03:59,020 --> 01:04:03,020 I had one that I used to use as a closer all the time which was just 1430 01:04:03,020 --> 01:04:07,020 Well hey Dom what's worse than finding a worm in an apple? 1431 01:04:07,020 --> 01:04:08,020 What's that? 1432 01:04:08,020 --> 01:04:12,020 9-11 1433 01:04:12,020 --> 01:04:18,020 Oh man dude I'm telling you I cry at that joke every time you tell it 1434 01:04:18,020 --> 01:04:23,020 And I think I tell you after every set if you do it I love that joke 1435 01:04:23,020 --> 01:04:29,020 I think my favorite bit of yours that I ever heard was only told once at the speakeasy 1436 01:04:29,020 --> 01:04:35,020 The Sinbad Genie movie compared to the Israel Palestine compilation 1437 01:04:35,020 --> 01:04:40,020 And cartoon pianos that shit was so funny 1438 01:04:40,020 --> 01:04:49,020 I'm gonna find a way to make that bit work because I love it but most audiences have not loved it 1439 01:04:49,020 --> 01:04:58,020 Honestly it feels like it's a joke for the comics and like politics nerds and that's about it 1440 01:04:58,020 --> 01:05:02,020 That joke is for Mark Viola specifically 1441 01:05:02,020 --> 01:05:04,020 Shout out Mark 1442 01:05:04,020 --> 01:05:06,020 Hell yeah 1443 01:05:06,020 --> 01:05:08,020 Best bartender at Fat Sammy's 1444 01:05:08,020 --> 01:05:11,020 I catch him every Wednesday at the Fusion 1445 01:05:11,020 --> 01:05:15,020 Open mic black cam for hidden dragon me and Alex Z 1446 01:05:15,020 --> 01:05:16,020 Fusion comedy 1447 01:05:16,020 --> 01:05:22,020 I fucking love that open mic and if it wasn't for the fact that I usually work Wednesdays 1448 01:05:22,020 --> 01:05:25,020 It's such a pain in the ass finding parking 1449 01:05:25,020 --> 01:05:29,020 Because like I get out at like 9 o'clock and I mean I've done it before 1450 01:05:29,020 --> 01:05:34,020 I'll fucking hoof it hard downtown 1451 01:05:34,020 --> 01:05:40,020 Especially if I get off a little early you know like if I can sneak out of there right when we close at 830 1452 01:05:40,020 --> 01:05:44,020 I'll head down there but it's uh 1453 01:05:44,020 --> 01:05:46,020 I hate going downtown because parking 1454 01:05:46,020 --> 01:05:50,020 Well do you park at the YMCA because that's a good one I always park there like the YMCA 1455 01:05:50,020 --> 01:05:51,020 They got a Y downtown? 1456 01:05:51,020 --> 01:05:54,020 Oh yeah like if you park in that parking lot it's free 1457 01:05:54,020 --> 01:05:56,020 You just park there that's why I park every time 1458 01:05:56,020 --> 01:05:58,020 And then you just had to do a little walk 1459 01:05:58,020 --> 01:06:03,020 I didn't even know we had one downtown I knew about the one in Madison and I knew about the one in Jones Valley 1460 01:06:03,020 --> 01:06:05,020 Oh yeah it's good no pools though so 1461 01:06:05,020 --> 01:06:06,020 Pro tip by the way 1462 01:06:06,020 --> 01:06:09,020 Brandon still goes there so they can watch him from 4 to 6 1463 01:06:13,020 --> 01:06:19,020 Pro tip by the way any of y'all ever wind up like down on your luck and homeless 1464 01:06:19,020 --> 01:06:21,020 And like living out of your car 1465 01:06:21,020 --> 01:06:27,020 Get a Y membership because like you can go there fucking get cleaned up get a shower get changed 1466 01:06:27,020 --> 01:06:32,020 I mean Y membership's not in the grand scheme of things it's not super expensive 1467 01:06:32,020 --> 01:06:34,020 I so like yeah 1468 01:06:34,020 --> 01:06:35,020 You been homeless? 1469 01:06:35,020 --> 01:06:38,020 Oh yeah me too so tell me about yours 1470 01:06:40,020 --> 01:06:42,020 I've been homeless before dude 1471 01:06:42,020 --> 01:06:46,020 I don't wanna man it was a brief period of time when I was in Illinois 1472 01:06:46,020 --> 01:06:47,020 Fortunately 1473 01:06:47,020 --> 01:06:48,020 Me too dude 1474 01:06:48,020 --> 01:06:54,020 Fortunately I got rescued by a couple good friends of mine 1475 01:06:54,020 --> 01:07:02,020 Jackie and Tara and yeah they brought my ass in out of the 1476 01:07:02,020 --> 01:07:07,020 But you were like real like no car or you had a car? 1477 01:07:07,020 --> 01:07:08,020 I didn't have a car at the time 1478 01:07:08,020 --> 01:07:10,020 Oh shit you're on the street? 1479 01:07:10,020 --> 01:07:12,020 Oh okay now 1480 01:07:12,020 --> 01:07:13,020 Damn 1481 01:07:13,020 --> 01:07:15,020 What you know you're saying you out now 1482 01:07:15,020 --> 01:07:16,020 Killing 1483 01:07:16,020 --> 01:07:17,020 Killing shit 1484 01:07:17,020 --> 01:07:18,020 For now I mean 1485 01:07:18,020 --> 01:07:21,020 With fuchsia pants on you wanna stand up and show? 1486 01:07:21,020 --> 01:07:22,020 Yeah let me see those pants on 1487 01:07:22,020 --> 01:07:23,020 Let's show the fuchsia pants 1488 01:07:23,020 --> 01:07:25,020 Let's see these pants 1489 01:07:27,020 --> 01:07:29,020 They're nice they're nice I like them 1490 01:07:29,020 --> 01:07:30,020 Yeah I do 1491 01:07:30,020 --> 01:07:31,020 Like Bret Hart I like that 1492 01:07:31,020 --> 01:07:41,020 I'm free of homelessness for now I hate to spoil the ending for y'all but in weight stage capitalism most of us are going to die homeless one day 1493 01:07:41,020 --> 01:07:42,020 I'm down for it 1494 01:07:42,020 --> 01:07:43,020 Don't mind to bring down the mood 1495 01:07:43,020 --> 01:07:45,020 I'm on the way 1496 01:07:45,020 --> 01:07:47,020 Like when we like 70 or something 1497 01:07:47,020 --> 01:07:49,020 No Brandon like next year 1498 01:07:49,020 --> 01:07:51,020 Oh next year I believe it 1499 01:07:51,020 --> 01:07:53,020 Depends on who wins the election 1500 01:07:53,020 --> 01:07:57,020 And I know you're a hardcore trumper but you know we have to 1501 01:07:57,020 --> 01:07:59,020 We have to take a stand Brandon 1502 01:07:59,020 --> 01:08:00,020 You gotta get over this 1503 01:08:00,020 --> 01:08:02,020 I was just a fan of Hulk Hogan 1504 01:08:02,020 --> 01:08:06,020 And then he came up there I don't even know what to think no more man 1505 01:08:06,020 --> 01:08:08,020 He was heartbroken he was heartbroken 1506 01:08:08,020 --> 01:08:13,020 It sounds like eating all those vitamins turned you maga 1507 01:08:13,020 --> 01:08:16,020 Did he just knock down Muhammad Ali that's how racist he is man 1508 01:08:18,020 --> 01:08:19,020 Damn 1509 01:08:19,020 --> 01:08:21,020 That's fucked up 1510 01:08:21,020 --> 01:08:23,020 Yo I got a question 1511 01:08:23,020 --> 01:08:24,020 I got an answer 1512 01:08:24,020 --> 01:08:26,020 I hear you're like the goat of cheese right? 1513 01:08:26,020 --> 01:08:28,020 Goat cheese? 1514 01:08:28,020 --> 01:08:31,020 Yes like you love no wait goat cheese that's what you like? 1515 01:08:31,020 --> 01:08:35,020 I like goat cheese I like most cheeses but goat cheese is one of my favorites 1516 01:08:35,020 --> 01:08:40,020 Oh that's just I saw you were like a big ass fan of cheese like he's the goat of cheese fan 1517 01:08:40,020 --> 01:08:41,020 Oh the greatest of all 1518 01:08:41,020 --> 01:08:48,020 Because I was finna hook you up man because I make mac and cheese and it's the best mac and cheese in this whole room out of anybody you know what I mean? 1519 01:08:48,020 --> 01:08:50,020 I'll eat your mac and cheese 1520 01:08:50,020 --> 01:08:52,020 First of all he got the game fucked up 1521 01:08:52,020 --> 01:08:54,020 Man no 1522 01:08:54,020 --> 01:08:59,020 Brandon we're gonna have a matter of fact we'll do it at an open mic everybody's at or something 1523 01:08:59,020 --> 01:09:03,020 Yeah and we'll have a mac off you don't know who's is who's you taste them 1524 01:09:03,020 --> 01:09:08,020 Actually his they do taste similar but mine is better it's more moist 1525 01:09:08,020 --> 01:09:10,020 His is gonna be Dax 1526 01:09:10,020 --> 01:09:12,020 You'll see 1527 01:09:12,020 --> 01:09:16,020 I even give you a choice man I'll give you a choice what you like you like bread crumbs or no bread crumbs? 1528 01:09:16,020 --> 01:09:19,020 I don't like bread crumbs but if you like bread crumbs I do it 1529 01:09:19,020 --> 01:09:21,020 Don't try to convince them before you ask them 1530 01:09:21,020 --> 01:09:23,020 I mean what would you like? 1531 01:09:23,020 --> 01:09:26,020 I'm not I you know I'm not generally big on mac and cheese 1532 01:09:26,020 --> 01:09:27,020 Really? 1533 01:09:27,020 --> 01:09:28,020 Are you serious? 1534 01:09:28,020 --> 01:09:29,020 Wow 1535 01:09:29,020 --> 01:09:30,020 Yeah I mean I like it alright 1536 01:09:30,020 --> 01:09:33,020 I'm glad I didn't make it I was gonna make it to that 1537 01:09:33,020 --> 01:09:41,020 I don't hate it it's just you know most of the time it's very basic and it's very I don't know 1538 01:09:41,020 --> 01:09:44,020 It's like I'm not five you know 1539 01:09:44,020 --> 01:09:46,020 That's Kraft mac and cheese 1540 01:09:46,020 --> 01:09:50,020 Yeah that's kids mac and cheese we're talking about baked with five different cheese 1541 01:09:50,020 --> 01:09:56,020 Now even if you're going all the way if you're going like shells with a good like smoked cheddar and you're doing it from scratch like that's a different thing 1542 01:09:56,020 --> 01:09:59,020 Matt that's the widest thing I've ever heard anybody say 1543 01:09:59,020 --> 01:10:01,020 Let me show them I want to show you 1544 01:10:01,020 --> 01:10:03,020 Why do you gotta bring race into it then? 1545 01:10:03,020 --> 01:10:04,020 We all know 1546 01:10:04,020 --> 01:10:10,020 I like Kraft I like Kraft they got one bright orange cheese and I'll fucking eat it dude 1547 01:10:10,020 --> 01:10:15,020 Kraft is good but you have to you have to eat it hot like right when you make it 1548 01:10:15,020 --> 01:10:16,020 Yeah I mean 1549 01:10:16,020 --> 01:10:18,020 If you save it it doesn't it doesn't do it 1550 01:10:18,020 --> 01:10:22,020 There's limited reheat value with mac and cheese 1551 01:10:22,020 --> 01:10:23,020 Yep 1552 01:10:23,020 --> 01:10:25,020 This is the mac and cheese this is the staple I'm telling you 1553 01:10:25,020 --> 01:10:26,020 That's what I thought 1554 01:10:26,020 --> 01:10:27,020 Baked 1555 01:10:27,020 --> 01:10:28,020 Yeah look at that cheesy goodness 1556 01:10:28,020 --> 01:10:30,020 I can throw down the baked mac yeah 1557 01:10:30,020 --> 01:10:31,020 Shit I got you 1558 01:10:31,020 --> 01:10:36,020 Alright we're gonna do it we're gonna do it Brandon we're gonna bring it there two big pans 1559 01:10:36,020 --> 01:10:37,020 Okay 1560 01:10:37,020 --> 01:10:38,020 And we want everybody to taste them 1561 01:10:38,020 --> 01:10:39,020 But I do get it 1562 01:10:39,020 --> 01:10:40,020 Fuck Brandon 1563 01:10:40,020 --> 01:10:45,020 Y'all are just like offering me free side dishes and being like 1564 01:10:45,020 --> 01:10:49,020 That's so wholesome are you guys Tim Walz? 1565 01:10:49,020 --> 01:10:52,020 It's more than just a side dish man that's mac and cheese 1566 01:10:52,020 --> 01:10:53,020 Eat the carbs 1567 01:10:53,020 --> 01:10:55,020 It's worth it though 1568 01:10:55,020 --> 01:10:57,020 But you know put some meat in there 1569 01:10:57,020 --> 01:10:59,020 No meat no meat I can't believe it 1570 01:10:59,020 --> 01:11:02,020 You don't put shit in mac and cheese but macaroni and fucking cheese 1571 01:11:02,020 --> 01:11:04,020 You don't fucks with the taco mac? 1572 01:11:04,020 --> 01:11:05,020 No man 1573 01:11:05,020 --> 01:11:06,020 You got the hamburger helper 1574 01:11:06,020 --> 01:11:11,020 Are you talking about like chili mac but taco version? 1575 01:11:11,020 --> 01:11:12,020 Yeah 1576 01:11:12,020 --> 01:11:13,020 I could be down with that 1577 01:11:13,020 --> 01:11:19,020 Yeah like do some ground beef with some taco seasoning or I like to do it with a tequila 1578 01:11:19,020 --> 01:11:24,020 Lime seasoning and then the part of the recipe that calls for milk do sour cream instead 1579 01:11:24,020 --> 01:11:29,020 And mix it with your mac add some extra shredded cheddar on top 1580 01:11:29,020 --> 01:11:30,020 I can get down with that 1581 01:11:30,020 --> 01:11:32,020 Get that melty on the top shelf of the oven 1582 01:11:32,020 --> 01:11:36,020 I could do this for you buffalo mac and cheese chicken 1583 01:11:36,020 --> 01:11:38,020 See I don't know how I feel about that 1584 01:11:38,020 --> 01:11:39,020 Nobody likes it 1585 01:11:39,020 --> 01:11:42,020 I like the taco one better I like that idea better 1586 01:11:42,020 --> 01:11:46,020 I've never had it but ground beef because it's almost like a chili mac 1587 01:11:46,020 --> 01:11:48,020 Who doesn't love a good chili mac? 1588 01:11:48,020 --> 01:11:49,020 Never had it 1589 01:11:49,020 --> 01:11:50,020 You never had chili mac? 1590 01:11:50,020 --> 01:11:52,020 Let me see what it looks like let me see a picture of it 1591 01:11:52,020 --> 01:11:55,020 It looks terrible I can't tell you right now 1592 01:11:55,020 --> 01:11:56,020 But it's delicious 1593 01:11:56,020 --> 01:11:58,020 But some of the best food looks really bad 1594 01:11:58,020 --> 01:12:00,020 Have you had Indian food? My god 1595 01:12:00,020 --> 01:12:03,020 I haven't tried that in 14 years I think 1596 01:12:03,020 --> 01:12:05,020 I fucking love Indian food 1597 01:12:05,020 --> 01:12:06,020 Says you dude 1598 01:12:06,020 --> 01:12:08,020 No that's me saying that 1599 01:12:08,020 --> 01:12:11,020 They used to serve this stuff at school man I remember that 1600 01:12:11,020 --> 01:12:14,020 But the school version doesn't have the right flavor 1601 01:12:14,020 --> 01:12:15,020 I gotta get the real version 1602 01:12:15,020 --> 01:12:18,020 That shit right there looks like some hamburger helper 1603 01:12:18,020 --> 01:12:20,020 I know that's what I thought y'all were talking about 1604 01:12:20,020 --> 01:12:22,020 Let's not hate on hamburger helper 1605 01:12:22,020 --> 01:12:23,020 Cheesy Italian shit 1606 01:12:23,020 --> 01:12:25,020 No let's hate on hamburger helper all day 1607 01:12:25,020 --> 01:12:27,020 You don't like hamburger helper? 1608 01:12:27,020 --> 01:12:28,020 Fuck no 1609 01:12:28,020 --> 01:12:33,020 Dude I literally just made something like meal prepped it for lunch 1610 01:12:33,020 --> 01:12:35,020 Okay that's not meal prep 1611 01:12:35,020 --> 01:12:37,020 Because it had a 60% extra in the box 1612 01:12:37,020 --> 01:12:40,020 And I was like well I'll just make this whole thing and then take it for lunch 1613 01:12:40,020 --> 01:12:42,020 How could I not? Is this economy? 1614 01:12:42,020 --> 01:12:46,020 Yeah that's not meal prep dude that's just poverty 1615 01:12:46,020 --> 01:12:48,020 People are poor dude 1616 01:12:48,020 --> 01:12:50,020 When you're here you're poverty 1617 01:12:50,020 --> 01:12:52,020 Who you telling dude? 1618 01:12:52,020 --> 01:12:54,020 Dude that's the gold right there 1619 01:12:54,020 --> 01:12:55,020 That's your favorite one? 1620 01:12:55,020 --> 01:12:56,020 Oh best ever 1621 01:12:56,020 --> 01:12:59,020 What's your favorite one? 1622 01:12:59,020 --> 01:13:00,020 Hamburger helper? 1623 01:13:00,020 --> 01:13:01,020 Yeah 1624 01:13:01,020 --> 01:13:02,020 Probably this one honestly 1625 01:13:02,020 --> 01:13:04,020 Really? I'm stroganoff dude 1626 01:13:04,020 --> 01:13:05,020 Stroganoff 1627 01:13:05,020 --> 01:13:07,020 Stroganoff with what you put 1628 01:13:07,020 --> 01:13:09,020 That hand looks like it's stroganoff 1629 01:13:09,020 --> 01:13:12,020 That's a stroganhand right there man 1630 01:13:12,020 --> 01:13:14,020 It's got the mouth and nose right there 1631 01:13:14,020 --> 01:13:17,020 It's so stupid but so good 1632 01:13:17,020 --> 01:13:22,020 The hand is one of the ingredients for the homemade pocket pussy with the Pringles can 1633 01:13:22,020 --> 01:13:24,020 Have you ever did that? 1634 01:13:24,020 --> 01:13:31,020 The hand is one of the ingredients for the hamburger helper now that the supreme court did what it did to the FDA 1635 01:13:31,020 --> 01:13:33,020 They dissed the FDA? 1636 01:13:33,020 --> 01:13:42,020 So one of the two, the lesser talked about of the two decisions that the supreme court handed down on July 2nd 1637 01:13:42,020 --> 01:13:46,020 Was they basically neutered all federal agencies 1638 01:13:46,020 --> 01:13:52,020 So basically the courts which are really only supposed to be experts in matters of law 1639 01:13:52,020 --> 01:13:56,020 Can now be considered experts in every other field of science so they can shoot down 1640 01:13:56,020 --> 01:13:57,020 As a suit 1641 01:13:57,020 --> 01:14:01,020 Recommendations from any other important federal agency 1642 01:14:01,020 --> 01:14:03,020 Sorry not to bring down the mood here 1643 01:14:03,020 --> 01:14:12,020 But like, okay so like just last week testing found that 71 different drinking supply 1644 01:14:12,020 --> 01:14:21,020 Like public drinking supplies in the state of Alabama were contaminated with a higher than FDA allowed level of forever chemicals 1645 01:14:21,020 --> 01:14:25,020 That cause stuff like liver cancer, kidney failure 1646 01:14:25,020 --> 01:14:29,020 That's facts, drink the water at Planet Fitness, you'll have a sore throat 1647 01:14:29,020 --> 01:14:32,020 I have for four weeks, I don't have insurance 1648 01:14:32,020 --> 01:14:44,020 So like three or four months ago too, our state legislature passed, basically approved that all of our coal waste 1649 01:14:44,020 --> 01:14:48,020 Would be dumped in our lakes and rivers 1650 01:14:48,020 --> 01:14:53,020 And then the FDA stepped in and said, whoa, whoa, you can't do that 1651 01:14:53,020 --> 01:14:59,020 You know, thank you FDA, but what the supreme court just did is going to remove 1652 01:14:59,020 --> 01:15:08,020 Those agencies abilities to protect us from greedy decisions made by legislators with fucking companies in their back pockets 1653 01:15:08,020 --> 01:15:10,020 And it's scary 1654 01:15:10,020 --> 01:15:15,020 I got a fucking letter in the mail about four years ago that told me not to drink the fucking city water anymore 1655 01:15:15,020 --> 01:15:22,020 So Ogre just said he got a letter in the mail about how long ago? 1656 01:15:22,020 --> 01:15:26,020 Four years ago tell him not to drink the water because he had a kidney transplant 1657 01:15:26,020 --> 01:15:29,020 So that means buy bottled water 1658 01:15:29,020 --> 01:15:33,020 And also this is fucked up because our ingredients are so much different 1659 01:15:33,020 --> 01:15:36,020 What? Are bottled water not shit either? 1660 01:15:36,020 --> 01:15:38,020 What are we doing? 1661 01:15:38,020 --> 01:15:46,020 Well with the FDA being neutered, it's about to be nothing you consume is safe 1662 01:15:46,020 --> 01:15:49,020 Let me tell you something about water 1663 01:15:49,020 --> 01:15:54,020 I didn't know it was a thing that had minerals 1664 01:15:54,020 --> 01:15:57,020 Listen, I didn't know it had minerals and shit in it 1665 01:15:57,020 --> 01:16:00,020 Because they call me the R word 1666 01:16:00,020 --> 01:16:04,020 Republican? 1667 01:16:04,020 --> 01:16:06,020 No, no, no 1668 01:16:06,020 --> 01:16:08,020 Retarded 1669 01:16:08,020 --> 01:16:10,020 I'm sorry, I'm going to be honest 1670 01:16:10,020 --> 01:16:12,020 Well he can say it 1671 01:16:12,020 --> 01:16:16,020 But when I was in Afghanistan 1672 01:16:16,020 --> 01:16:20,020 When I was in Afghanistan they had water 1673 01:16:20,020 --> 01:16:22,020 Doubt it 1674 01:16:22,020 --> 01:16:25,020 It would be bottled water but it didn't hold in your system 1675 01:16:25,020 --> 01:16:27,020 You would instantly piss it out 1676 01:16:27,020 --> 01:16:29,020 You didn't hold any other minerals in there 1677 01:16:29,020 --> 01:16:34,020 And you would be so thirsty no matter if you drank ten bottles of water it would run right through you 1678 01:16:34,020 --> 01:16:36,020 It was Coca-Cola 1679 01:16:36,020 --> 01:16:38,020 Dasani 1680 01:16:38,020 --> 01:16:41,020 They had Coca-Cola and Nestle 1681 01:16:41,020 --> 01:16:44,020 Nestle is a piece of shit company dude 1682 01:16:44,020 --> 01:16:50,020 They are, they wanted to hold a trademark on rainwater 1683 01:16:50,020 --> 01:16:53,020 The CEO he was like we should own the rainwater 1684 01:16:53,020 --> 01:16:55,020 I can't own rainwater 1685 01:16:55,020 --> 01:16:57,020 Dude it falls from the fucking sky man 1686 01:16:57,020 --> 01:16:59,020 You can't own that 1687 01:16:59,020 --> 01:17:02,020 You know what I'm saying? You can't do that 1688 01:17:02,020 --> 01:17:04,020 Surf, get the fuck out of there 1689 01:17:04,020 --> 01:17:14,020 Well I mean in another point in time we would also say that corporations aren't people and therefore can't donate on the level that an individual can to a political campaign 1690 01:17:14,020 --> 01:17:16,020 But the world is getting crazier you know 1691 01:17:16,020 --> 01:17:18,020 Oh it's horrible 1692 01:17:18,020 --> 01:17:22,020 You know on a brighter note though I'm part time at Publix and they just gave me dental insurance 1693 01:17:22,020 --> 01:17:23,020 They did? 1694 01:17:23,020 --> 01:17:25,020 Yeah 1695 01:17:25,020 --> 01:17:26,020 Fuck yeah dude 1696 01:17:26,020 --> 01:17:27,020 You get that clean in baby 1697 01:17:27,020 --> 01:17:31,020 They said you got October 1st till like 29th I think so I'm hitting it 1698 01:17:31,020 --> 01:17:35,020 You got 4 weeks of dental insurance 1699 01:17:35,020 --> 01:17:37,020 They told you you only have 4 weeks 1700 01:17:37,020 --> 01:17:39,020 So go ahead and get that root canal 1701 01:17:39,020 --> 01:17:41,020 No if you don't sign up you're fucked 1702 01:17:41,020 --> 01:17:45,020 Like you got to sign up so I'm getting my root canal it's been 3 years 1703 01:17:45,020 --> 01:17:46,020 Brandon, you need help? 1704 01:17:46,020 --> 01:17:48,020 I've been needing this since like what? COVID 1705 01:17:48,020 --> 01:17:49,020 And you eat candy? 1706 01:17:49,020 --> 01:17:51,020 Oh man dude I can't stop 1707 01:17:51,020 --> 01:17:55,020 This is just like the CIA in the 80s dude 1708 01:17:55,020 --> 01:17:59,020 You need to get a healthcare marketplace dude 1709 01:17:59,020 --> 01:18:00,020 You need that 1710 01:18:00,020 --> 01:18:01,020 No what is this? 1711 01:18:01,020 --> 01:18:03,020 That's Obamacare basically 1712 01:18:03,020 --> 01:18:07,020 Medicaid! It's the only way I get any sort of fucking healthcare 1713 01:18:07,020 --> 01:18:09,020 Wait that's what I have dude 1714 01:18:09,020 --> 01:18:11,020 healthcare.gov 1715 01:18:11,020 --> 01:18:13,020 People say Obama didn't do shit but that was huge 1716 01:18:13,020 --> 01:18:15,020 That and the body cams 1717 01:18:15,020 --> 01:18:16,020 I remember being 1718 01:18:16,020 --> 01:18:18,020 You want to know the crazy thing too 1719 01:18:18,020 --> 01:18:22,020 Because again I was a big politico around that time 1720 01:18:22,020 --> 01:18:29,020 So that plan is not the one that we initially wanted from the left 1721 01:18:29,020 --> 01:18:33,020 Because we wanted especially like a single payer system 1722 01:18:33,020 --> 01:18:35,020 Or something similar to that 1723 01:18:35,020 --> 01:18:37,020 Actual universal healthcare 1724 01:18:37,020 --> 01:18:40,020 But the plan that got instituted 1725 01:18:40,020 --> 01:18:43,020 The Republicans shit on all over the time now 1726 01:18:43,020 --> 01:18:45,020 Actually came from the Republicans 1727 01:18:45,020 --> 01:18:47,020 Like that was our compromise 1728 01:18:47,020 --> 01:18:55,020 And it's modeled after the same system of healthcare that Mitt Romney passed 1729 01:18:55,020 --> 01:18:59,020 In his state so 1730 01:18:59,020 --> 01:19:00,020 Short term memory people 1731 01:19:00,020 --> 01:19:03,020 It's hard when you have five wives 1732 01:19:03,020 --> 01:19:05,020 He had five wives? Man dang 1733 01:19:05,020 --> 01:19:07,020 He's a Mormon. I don't know if he did but 1734 01:19:07,020 --> 01:19:10,020 You say Mormon? That's part of it? 1735 01:19:10,020 --> 01:19:12,020 That's why he had five wives? 1736 01:19:12,020 --> 01:19:15,020 That was the Republicans idea of diversity 1737 01:19:15,020 --> 01:19:18,020 What's to run a Mormon 1738 01:19:18,020 --> 01:19:19,020 That's crazy 1739 01:19:19,020 --> 01:19:21,020 Wait so if you're a Mormon you have like five wives 1740 01:19:21,020 --> 01:19:23,020 You also get your own family 1741 01:19:23,020 --> 01:19:25,020 You also get your own planet 1742 01:19:25,020 --> 01:19:27,020 No he's not 1743 01:19:27,020 --> 01:19:28,020 No 1744 01:19:28,020 --> 01:19:31,020 Brandon you get a whole planet 1745 01:19:31,020 --> 01:19:33,020 You said a whole planet? 1746 01:19:33,020 --> 01:19:36,020 We'll cut out the five wives just the planet 1747 01:19:36,020 --> 01:19:44,020 Just like any religion you have your orthodox and then you have your more mainstream 1748 01:19:44,020 --> 01:19:48,020 The mainstream Mormons don't do the polygamous marriage 1749 01:19:48,020 --> 01:19:56,020 That's very much like mostly a small sect of them in Utah at this point 1750 01:19:56,020 --> 01:19:59,020 But you can get a show on TLC 1751 01:19:59,020 --> 01:20:01,020 Hell yeah 1752 01:20:01,020 --> 01:20:04,020 When you want to do that you can have five wives 1753 01:20:04,020 --> 01:20:06,020 You get your own fucking planet 1754 01:20:06,020 --> 01:20:08,020 What are you talking about 1755 01:20:08,020 --> 01:20:13,020 You are cursed just because of who you are 1756 01:20:13,020 --> 01:20:21,020 The Mormons didn't let black people in until it was an alarmingly recent time 1757 01:20:21,020 --> 01:20:23,020 The 70s 1758 01:20:23,020 --> 01:20:25,020 You said seven years 1759 01:20:25,020 --> 01:20:27,020 Are you a nickel? 1760 01:20:27,020 --> 01:20:34,020 It was around the same time Morgan Freeman had those really good cigarette commercials 1761 01:20:34,020 --> 01:20:36,020 He had cigarette commercials? 1762 01:20:36,020 --> 01:20:37,020 Shit yeah 1763 01:20:37,020 --> 01:20:38,020 Please look that up 1764 01:20:38,020 --> 01:20:41,020 And they were like black power energy too 1765 01:20:41,020 --> 01:20:47,020 I forget the name of the brands but 1766 01:20:47,020 --> 01:20:49,020 Back in the 70s 1767 01:20:49,020 --> 01:20:52,020 Black and long cigarettes yeah 1768 01:20:52,020 --> 01:20:55,020 Stay strong or stay black 1769 01:20:55,020 --> 01:20:58,020 I'm so far in the past 20 years 1770 01:20:58,020 --> 01:21:01,020 Yeah son 1771 01:21:01,020 --> 01:21:04,020 Granddaddy did good 1772 01:21:04,020 --> 01:21:06,020 Daddy did better 1773 01:21:06,020 --> 01:21:12,020 So why am I still smoking these short white cigarettes 1774 01:21:12,020 --> 01:21:14,020 Short white cigarettes 1775 01:21:14,020 --> 01:21:16,020 Yeah 1776 01:21:16,020 --> 01:21:20,020 Are you fucking okay dude? 1777 01:21:20,020 --> 01:21:22,020 Uh huh 1778 01:21:22,020 --> 01:21:25,020 Yeah son 1779 01:21:25,020 --> 01:21:28,020 Uh huh 1780 01:21:28,020 --> 01:21:30,020 That's real good my man 1781 01:21:30,020 --> 01:21:31,020 That's smooth 1782 01:21:31,020 --> 01:21:33,020 We've marched a long way 1783 01:21:33,020 --> 01:21:34,020 Stay black 1784 01:21:34,020 --> 01:21:36,020 Stay strong 1785 01:21:36,020 --> 01:21:38,020 Stay black and long 1786 01:21:38,020 --> 01:21:41,020 That's the best thing I've ever seen 1787 01:21:41,020 --> 01:21:43,020 Stay black and long 1788 01:21:43,020 --> 01:21:44,020 Hell yeah 1789 01:21:44,020 --> 01:21:48,020 Well that tells me that you've also never seen the Flintstones cigarette commercials 1790 01:21:48,020 --> 01:21:49,020 No 1791 01:21:49,020 --> 01:21:50,020 Or Winston 1792 01:21:50,020 --> 01:21:52,020 But I found out that was a skit 1793 01:21:52,020 --> 01:21:53,020 That's a skit 1794 01:21:53,020 --> 01:21:54,020 That's a skit right there 1795 01:21:54,020 --> 01:21:55,020 You didn't know about that? 1796 01:21:55,020 --> 01:21:56,020 Just like Santa Claus it's not real man 1797 01:21:56,020 --> 01:21:59,020 No no the Flintstones had real Winston 1798 01:21:59,020 --> 01:22:01,020 Which one are you talking about is not real? 1799 01:22:01,020 --> 01:22:04,020 It said that it's a Freddie Lockhart skit 1800 01:22:04,020 --> 01:22:05,020 I'm not sure 1801 01:22:05,020 --> 01:22:06,020 Oh 1802 01:22:06,020 --> 01:22:07,020 I don't know who Freddie is 1803 01:22:07,020 --> 01:22:08,020 He said I'm not sure though 1804 01:22:08,020 --> 01:22:09,020 Oh 1805 01:22:09,020 --> 01:22:10,020 No no that's real 1806 01:22:10,020 --> 01:22:11,020 That's real 1807 01:22:11,020 --> 01:22:14,020 When someone says I'm not sure you probably shouldn't take it as 1808 01:22:14,020 --> 01:22:15,020 Canon 1809 01:22:15,020 --> 01:22:16,020 Cause I've seen them all 1810 01:22:16,020 --> 01:22:17,020 Look at the second result 1811 01:22:17,020 --> 01:22:18,020 Let me right here 1812 01:22:18,020 --> 01:22:19,020 Yeah 1813 01:22:19,020 --> 01:22:20,020 Yeah let's see let me see 1814 01:22:20,020 --> 01:22:23,020 Well I mean don't like actually watch it cause it's the same thing 1815 01:22:23,020 --> 01:22:25,020 I meant like look at the description 1816 01:22:25,020 --> 01:22:27,020 See the one that said I can't believe people think it's real 1817 01:22:27,020 --> 01:22:29,020 The brilliant satire 1818 01:22:29,020 --> 01:22:32,020 If it is satire it's just pure 1819 01:22:32,020 --> 01:22:33,020 I mean it's perfect though 1820 01:22:33,020 --> 01:22:34,020 It is perfect 1821 01:22:34,020 --> 01:22:35,020 Did they get me? 1822 01:22:35,020 --> 01:22:38,020 They got you it's Freddie Lockhart let me see who Freddie is 1823 01:22:38,020 --> 01:22:39,020 Freddie Fingers? 1824 01:22:39,020 --> 01:22:40,020 Freddie Gottfinger? 1825 01:22:40,020 --> 01:22:41,020 Freddie Gottfingers? 1826 01:22:41,020 --> 01:22:46,020 Nah let's see wait who is Freddie Gottfingers? 1827 01:22:46,020 --> 01:22:48,020 That looks like Fousey too 1828 01:22:48,020 --> 01:22:49,020 That does look like Fousey 1829 01:22:49,020 --> 01:22:50,020 Look at that boy alone 1830 01:22:50,020 --> 01:22:51,020 Oh he's a comedian 1831 01:22:51,020 --> 01:22:54,020 He also looks way younger than that 1832 01:22:54,020 --> 01:22:58,020 But you remember you remember what was his name Morgan? 1833 01:22:58,020 --> 01:23:02,020 What was his name Morgan Freeman in the 70's for real when he did that PBS show? 1834 01:23:02,020 --> 01:23:03,020 The electric company 1835 01:23:03,020 --> 01:23:05,020 Yep the electric man you remember? 1836 01:23:05,020 --> 01:23:06,020 That's still coming on now 1837 01:23:06,020 --> 01:23:08,020 That was the 80's wasn't it? 1838 01:23:08,020 --> 01:23:11,020 Like the late 70's through the 80's? 1839 01:23:11,020 --> 01:23:13,020 That was during my childhood as well 1840 01:23:13,020 --> 01:23:15,020 They had like a revamped version 1841 01:23:15,020 --> 01:23:18,020 Yeah Brandon you should remember this man 1842 01:23:18,020 --> 01:23:20,020 Let's see electric company 1843 01:23:20,020 --> 01:23:21,020 So we got the two old 1844 01:23:21,020 --> 01:23:23,020 Motherfucker that was reading Rainbow 1845 01:23:23,020 --> 01:23:24,020 Racist 1846 01:23:24,020 --> 01:23:26,020 Oh yeah you talking about this right here? 1847 01:23:26,020 --> 01:23:28,020 That's the village people 1848 01:23:28,020 --> 01:23:30,020 That's Thelonious Monk 1849 01:23:30,020 --> 01:23:32,020 Morgan looking cool as hell man 1850 01:23:32,020 --> 01:23:34,020 He still looks exactly the same 1851 01:23:34,020 --> 01:23:36,020 Actually he does just black hair 1852 01:23:36,020 --> 01:23:37,020 That's your favorite comic in there 1853 01:23:37,020 --> 01:23:38,020 Where? 1854 01:23:38,020 --> 01:23:39,020 Jim Brewer 1855 01:23:39,020 --> 01:23:40,020 Jim Brewer? 1856 01:23:40,020 --> 01:23:43,020 No I'm talking about Bill Cosby 1857 01:23:43,020 --> 01:23:45,020 Oh dope 1858 01:23:45,020 --> 01:23:51,020 Alright Matthew right now this is the end of the podcast you can see by that ghostly Muhammad Ali over there 1859 01:23:51,020 --> 01:23:53,020 What you gonna do now? 1860 01:23:53,020 --> 01:23:57,020 Say anything you got coming up all of your socials for anybody listening 1861 01:23:57,020 --> 01:23:59,020 And we'll have it on the side of you right here 1862 01:23:59,020 --> 01:24:03,020 Man there's so many things in these notes we didn't even get to 1863 01:24:03,020 --> 01:24:05,020 That's good that means that it was just natural 1864 01:24:05,020 --> 01:24:07,020 It means they were really good man 1865 01:24:07,020 --> 01:24:09,020 It means you'll have to have me back on 1866 01:24:09,020 --> 01:24:10,020 See look at that 1867 01:24:10,020 --> 01:24:12,020 Yes we do 1868 01:24:12,020 --> 01:24:15,020 Yeah I don't really have a lot coming up 1869 01:24:15,020 --> 01:24:17,020 I'm gonna be hanging out at the pool you know 1870 01:24:17,020 --> 01:24:19,020 Probably playing some more vidya games 1871 01:24:19,020 --> 01:24:22,020 I like playing vidya games we didn't talk about that 1872 01:24:22,020 --> 01:24:23,020 Oh man 1873 01:24:23,020 --> 01:24:26,020 Yeah I was looking at doing like another album 1874 01:24:26,020 --> 01:24:31,020 But I need somebody to do the recording and mastering for me 1875 01:24:31,020 --> 01:24:36,020 And yeah job opening 1876 01:24:36,020 --> 01:24:38,020 There's a couple of ages around here 1877 01:24:38,020 --> 01:24:39,020 Huh? 1878 01:24:39,020 --> 01:24:41,020 What's that? 1879 01:24:41,020 --> 01:24:43,020 Go ahead 1880 01:24:43,020 --> 01:24:45,020 No I do want to record another album 1881 01:24:45,020 --> 01:24:47,020 I've got the material in the back pocket 1882 01:24:47,020 --> 01:24:51,020 It's just an issue of getting somebody to do the recording and mixing 1883 01:24:51,020 --> 01:24:58,020 Yeah I'll be doing a show this coming Wednesday 1884 01:24:58,020 --> 01:25:02,020 But it's a private show so nobody can come 1885 01:25:02,020 --> 01:25:07,020 Socials 1886 01:25:07,020 --> 01:25:09,020 Oh yeah plug my socials 1887 01:25:09,020 --> 01:25:13,020 Yeah I'm on X 1888 01:25:13,020 --> 01:25:16,020 I'm actually suspended from there right now 1889 01:25:16,020 --> 01:25:19,020 From the app formerly known as Twitter 1890 01:25:19,020 --> 01:25:22,020 Because I told JK Rowling she should do the world a favor 1891 01:25:22,020 --> 01:25:25,020 And go lick the black mold out of her closet 1892 01:25:25,020 --> 01:25:29,020 So find me not on there because I'm suspended 1893 01:25:29,020 --> 01:25:33,020 I'm on YouTube at youtube.com 1894 01:25:33,020 --> 01:25:41,020 Watch question mark V equals sign capital W lowercase y 1895 01:25:41,020 --> 01:25:45,020 That's how it print out 1896 01:25:45,020 --> 01:25:50,020 YouTube at the Tateful 1897 01:25:50,020 --> 01:25:55,020 I'm on IMDB I don't know I'm on the things 1898 01:25:55,020 --> 01:25:57,020 Just look up Matthew Tate 1899 01:25:57,020 --> 01:26:01,020 Look up Matthew Tate on wherever you listen specifically 1900 01:26:01,020 --> 01:26:03,020 Hell yeah 1901 01:26:03,020 --> 01:26:05,020 Spotify, Apple all that 1902 01:26:05,020 --> 01:26:08,020 He's out there for hilarious albums 1903 01:26:08,020 --> 01:26:10,020 Thank you for coming on 1904 01:26:10,020 --> 01:26:12,020 Thank you Matthew 1905 01:26:12,020 --> 01:26:15,020 See you next week 1906 01:26:42,020 --> 01:26:44,020 For the same