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This week on Clown College.

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I have a coworker who keeps talking about Kamala Harris, dude, and how much they hate her.

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Damn.

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They hate her?

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Hate her.

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Why they hate Kamala?

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I mean, take your pick, man.

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I don't know.

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I think she's gonna win.

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I'm backtracking on what I said.

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I think she's gonna win.

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You think she's gonna win?

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I think she has, well, she has a better chance than Biden.

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And Trump is not throwing any heaters.

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He hasn't been throwing the heaters, man.

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That's why I want, if you were gonna want Trump, I need him to be the funniest mother

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f— even though it shouldn't be, it shouldn't have any bearing on who I want for president,

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but it does for me.

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Yeah.

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And if he's throwing out the zingers, I'm down for it.

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This is what really matters.

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But if he's not, I'd rather just take somebody safe and that's probably not gonna tear the—

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He kind of fell off after the Hulk Hogan RNC incident.

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Oh yeah, man.

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That's weird, isn't it?

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You would think that would boost him up.

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Damn, dude.

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What's up?

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Hell yeah, what's up, man?

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We recording, Brandon?

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Yes, we are.

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Are we though?

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Yes.

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You promise?

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Pinky promise.

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You wouldn't lie to me.

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No, man, you know I wouldn't lie to you.

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Okay.

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I mean, we've been there before, dude.

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I thought you knew how to read before Friday.

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Oh, man.

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Oh, damn.

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What happened?

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What happened Friday?

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So we went to the Hackenforth show in Gadsden on Friday.

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Me, Brandon, and Jake were sitting outside on the bench.

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Brandon's looking in his joke book, you know, as usual.

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He always has the notebook on him.

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But he's staring at it pretty hard for probably about 10 minutes.

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And I look over and I notice the book is upside down.

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That's our own doubt.

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It's fully upside down.

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Brandon's staring at the pages.

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It's his own handwriting.

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And then I nudge Jake.

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I'm like, look at Brandon, dude.

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And he looks and sees it's upside down.

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Picks it up, just rotates it 180, puts it back down in Brandon's hands.

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And he's like, oh, thanks, man.

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And then he just goes back to looking at it.

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Yeah, man.

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What'd you thought?

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It was Spanish?

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What you saw was a flashback to why when I was in elementary school, they thought I was

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special, man.

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That was my deep zone.

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That'll do it.

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That was me zoning out.

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I was zoning out so hard at that moment.

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I don't even remember why.

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Because what else could it be, really?

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Exactly.

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That was me looking to the abyss.

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We also saw something crazy.

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Oh, what'd you see?

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We saw a dog, dude.

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A stray dog.

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The dog, what'd it have on it, Brandon?

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Wait a minute, what happened with the dog?

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Oh, shit, you mean the one that almost, since they were all in the road and shit?

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Yeah.

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But do you remember that one dog that had the fat set of nuts on it?

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Oh, yeah, man, that low rider?

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Dude, it was crazy.

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It was like big, bro.

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Built to apples, man.

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Dude, that bro had apples, or at least, you know, like, tangelos or whatever.

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Yeah, yeah.

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It was a sight.

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That's why he was in the road.

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He got them balls.

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Was one hanging lower than the other one?

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Nah, man, it was tough.

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It was almost perfectly symmetrical.

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Some perfect balls, man.

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He had aura, dude.

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His testicles had aura.

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Yeah, that doggy had style, man.

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Right, that's what they say.

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Yeah.

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There's your thing.

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The thing.

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Hell, yeah.

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We're all, I'm so fucking tired right now.

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It happens, dude.

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Diabetes, it's a bitch.

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Damn.

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That's how it be, that's Pat.

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I got to take him to the, we're supposed to be going to the gym starting Monday.

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You and Pat?

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Yeah, but it's Wednesday.

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Yeah, days do pass.

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Y'all got to record that.

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If y'all actually go to the gym, y'all got to record that.

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Make sure Pat doesn't try and kill himself on the bench.

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Drop it on his neck, dude.

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There's no trying.

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No, dude.

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Yesterday at Enchandises, Pat goes, you know how the bathroom is in there.

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It's like one of those bathrooms that, you know, most people would just piss.

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He dropped a fucking Cleveland steamer in that motherfucker.

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Brandon went to check it out after he, how did it smell?

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Man, dude, so it looked good, but when you smelt that shit, that smell.

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Wait.

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Was ungodly.

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It was bad.

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What looked good?

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I'm talking about the bathroom.

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You go in there, it looked like nothing happened, but when you smell it, that's not the case at all.

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They do have a nice bathroom.

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Yeah.

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I was about to say that.

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They're just begging people to jerk off in there, though.

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You can't have tits on the wall and expect people not to jerk off in the bathroom.

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That's why they have a key, like a gas station.

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You have to get a key to get it out.

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Yeah, but that's not going to stop most people, man.

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If you've committed a key, they give you the way to get in.

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It's not really much of a barrier.

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What if somebody already buys a thing and they act like they're walking out, but, oh, can I use the bathroom real quick?

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You got to leave that outside.

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That's what I'm thinking.

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You got to leave it out, or can you take the pocket pussy in and bang it real quick?

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In a normal store, you're not supposed to take the merchandise into the bathroom.

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If you already bought it, you can.

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Well, I mean, it's free country, but it's frowned upon.

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No, if you go to Walmart and buy something, it's not frowned upon to go in the bathroom after that.

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It is, because you're getting pissed on whatever you're buying.

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Yeah, that's socially.

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I'm talking about what you're doing in the bathroom to have to speak in a piss.

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Here we go.

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I know this.

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What's going on?

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Yesterday, we went out to Lone Goose with Casio.

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Shout out.

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He should come on sometime soon.

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We'll see.

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Yeah, we'll see.

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We're out there.

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We're drinking, right?

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And we all had to go to the bathroom.

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I was in there first.

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Casio came up next to me.

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I finish and Brandon walks in.

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I'm like, there's a stall right there.

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I'm like, go to the urinal this time.

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He's like, no, no, no, no, no, I can't go to the urinal.

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He goes to the stall and proceeds to drop his shorts again.

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He is literally terrified to take a piss in a urinal.

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See, I'm a confident man and I'm being honest.

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Yes, that is true.

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That is true.

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That's why I stand by and we're going to change it.

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Have you ever peed in a urinal?

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Oh, yeah, I have a couple of times.

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A couple of times if I have to, because I used to act.

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I'd be like, you know what, let me show these people.

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I normally am in the urinal back in the day.

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I would try to hide it and shit, but you know what, now I'm like, yeah.

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But when you're at the urinal, you cannot pull your pants all the way to the ground.

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Oh, man, dude, when I'm at the urinal, it'll be all right.

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Now, that is frowned upon.

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I got you, man.

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I got you, man.

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I'll be peeing clean slate.

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We're going to take baby steps.

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Well, we're going to have to potty train Brandon.

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Yeah.

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You know what, we're going to do the big steps.

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We're just going to go up in that.

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You're just going right for it.

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Oh, yeah, I'm just coming in it.

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Go in an empty bathroom the first time.

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Hell, yeah.

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Or use one with a divider.

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You don't have like Lone Goose doesn't have one.

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Yeah, they got a divider.

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Oh, never mind.

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They've added one recently.

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I was thinking the one by the speakeasy.

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That one is real close together.

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Oh, no, yeah, you don't go piss by nobody there.

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Somebody did that to me when I was on the show.

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It was like, and the stall was open.

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I don't.

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That's an invitation, dude.

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It's so close together.

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Uncomfortably close.

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And you, I can't even imagine.

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I got to say, I hate to swallow this motherfucker.

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I don't even think you and Pac can fit in there.

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I don't think so either.

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That'd be crazy.

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I don't think we physically could fit in how smaller.

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Jake's hips, there's no way.

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There's no way.

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Those hips are made for walking.

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That's not the right...

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Those hips are made for banking, dude, sitting in a chair all day.

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Oh, shit.

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That was fun last night.

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You had fun last night?

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Oh, man, I had a blast.

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Dante got scared of a dog and cried.

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I thought he was sad because something happened to the dog.

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I didn't know it was a fear cry.

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It might be the rarest form of crying.

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We have the picture.

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Alex, make sure you...

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I'll send it to you.

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Multiple.

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I just think they all should be up right now.

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The progression of his...

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It got to the point where he was like, I thought he was joking.

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He was just up against the door like this.

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He was like, oh, oh, oh.

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It looks like he's being crucified.

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Yes.

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It's a lot.

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I love the last picture because his mouth is just open.

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It's when you have the...

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Open mouth fear sobbing, dude.

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Oh, my gosh.

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I don't know if I've done that, man.

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I don't know if I've done that.

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What?

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Open mouth fear sob, like crying profusely because of fear.

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I don't know.

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Maybe when we saw that spider.

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That was the closest I've been recently.

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Yeah, you were real close.

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Yeah.

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I mean, I mean, I helped.

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I helped.

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I ran down the way and calmed him down.

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The dog was so nice.

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He didn't even have him on a leash.

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Everybody was just petting the dog.

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And I just...

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When a dog never barked the whole time, soon as Dante sees him, he jets and the dog barks.

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And he'd be like, when he runs, he just runs into a wall.

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So he can't go anywhere.

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Well, his knees, but he has an injury.

264
00:09:41,300 --> 00:09:42,300
His knees fucked up.

265
00:09:42,300 --> 00:09:43,300
That is true.

266
00:09:43,300 --> 00:09:44,300
That is true.

267
00:09:44,300 --> 00:09:45,300
I was talking about that.

268
00:09:45,300 --> 00:09:47,300
He said he went to physical therapy, but not to the doctor.

269
00:09:47,300 --> 00:09:49,300
So he needs to get that.

270
00:09:49,300 --> 00:09:50,300
It's been a long time.

271
00:09:50,300 --> 00:09:52,300
Can you skip the doctor and go straight to PT?

272
00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:53,300
In VA, you can.

273
00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:54,300
Oh, okay.

274
00:09:54,300 --> 00:09:57,300
You can go straight into physical therapy, but to see a doctor, you have to wait like

275
00:09:57,300 --> 00:09:58,300
six months.

276
00:09:58,300 --> 00:10:00,300
I thought he just walked into a sports med.

277
00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:02,300
He was like, can I get on the schedule, man?

278
00:10:02,300 --> 00:10:04,300
You're doing walk-ins today.

279
00:10:04,300 --> 00:10:07,300
Yeah, but dude, I understand that was me 10 years ago, man.

280
00:10:07,300 --> 00:10:09,300
You would have cried like that?

281
00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:11,300
10 years ago as a kid, yeah, man.

282
00:10:11,300 --> 00:10:12,300
But he's a 32-year-old man.

283
00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:13,300
That was 10.

284
00:10:13,300 --> 00:10:14,300
It's okay, man.

285
00:10:14,300 --> 00:10:16,300
Sometimes it takes longer than others.

286
00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:18,300
And me, I got lucky, I guess.

287
00:10:18,300 --> 00:10:20,300
I don't know.

288
00:10:20,300 --> 00:10:22,300
He's been in active war.

289
00:10:22,300 --> 00:10:23,300
See?

290
00:10:23,300 --> 00:10:26,300
What if a dog you never know?

291
00:10:26,300 --> 00:10:27,300
Never know what?

292
00:10:27,300 --> 00:10:31,300
What if a dog was like there and bit him in the ass or something, man?

293
00:10:31,300 --> 00:10:32,300
No.

294
00:10:32,300 --> 00:10:33,300
No?

295
00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:34,300
Maybe when he was younger.

296
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:35,300
Maybe.

297
00:10:35,300 --> 00:10:36,300
Yeah.

298
00:10:36,300 --> 00:10:37,300
Yeah.

299
00:10:37,300 --> 00:10:39,300
He should be fine.

300
00:10:39,300 --> 00:10:40,300
The dog was so nice.

301
00:10:40,300 --> 00:10:41,300
Literally everybody was just petting this dog.

302
00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:43,300
It was like the bar dog.

303
00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:44,300
Yeah.

304
00:10:44,300 --> 00:10:46,300
People are bringing animals to bars a lot now.

305
00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:47,300
Yeah.

306
00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:48,300
You know, rabbits.

307
00:10:48,300 --> 00:10:49,300
Yeah.

308
00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:50,300
Dogs.

309
00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:54,300
You know, I don't think dogs should be able to go into the restaurant, dude.

310
00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:58,300
Regardless of circumstance, it's no shoes, no shirt, no service, bro.

311
00:10:58,300 --> 00:10:59,300
True.

312
00:10:59,300 --> 00:11:02,300
If I got to wear a shirt, that fuck does too.

313
00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:04,300
It's just not fair, man.

314
00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:05,300
Yeah.

315
00:11:05,300 --> 00:11:06,300
What about service dog?

316
00:11:06,300 --> 00:11:07,300
Not even them?

317
00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:08,300
What if they're blind?

318
00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:09,300
Blind, they can come in.

319
00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:12,300
Ogre does fine, dude.

320
00:11:12,300 --> 00:11:13,300
He does great.

321
00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:15,300
He does great without a dog.

322
00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:18,300
Maybe, hey, how about this?

323
00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:20,300
Make some friends.

324
00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:22,300
You know?

325
00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:26,300
That's like the joint in a frat of disabilities.

326
00:11:26,300 --> 00:11:29,300
You like pay for people to be around you, you know?

327
00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:30,300
It's real sad.

328
00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:32,300
Brandy, do you have those people?

329
00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:34,300
Do I have those people pay to be around me?

330
00:11:34,300 --> 00:11:35,300
Yeah.

331
00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:36,300
Not anymore.

332
00:11:36,300 --> 00:11:37,300
No, okay.

333
00:11:37,300 --> 00:11:40,300
Well, I do it because it counts towards my community service hours.

334
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:43,300
Not anymore.

335
00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:45,300
Wait, not anymore?

336
00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:46,300
Yeah, you said pay shit, right?

337
00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:47,300
What's that?

338
00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:48,300
What?

339
00:11:48,300 --> 00:11:51,300
You talking about like people pay to have people around them or something?

340
00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:53,300
You pay to have people around you?

341
00:11:53,300 --> 00:11:54,300
Because they got to take care of you.

342
00:11:54,300 --> 00:11:55,300
We're not talking about you selling feet pictures.

343
00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:56,300
No, no, no.

344
00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:59,300
You talking about like a blind guy has a person to come around with him.

345
00:11:59,300 --> 00:12:00,300
Oh, shit.

346
00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:01,300
A guide.

347
00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:02,300
Oh, thank God.

348
00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:03,300
No, man.

349
00:12:03,300 --> 00:12:04,300
You had like a mental guide.

350
00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:05,300
Dude, thankfully, no.

351
00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:06,300
Thankfully, no.

352
00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:09,300
I mean, you'd have somebody that would like sit in the class watching everybody and be

353
00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:10,300
like, you need someone to go back here.

354
00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:11,300
No, I know.

355
00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:14,300
No, it literally came from that class, that special ed class.

356
00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:17,300
It was like, sit in there and be like, y'all need some help.

357
00:12:17,300 --> 00:12:18,300
Let me know.

358
00:12:18,300 --> 00:12:19,300
Oh, so they just sat in the back just in case?

359
00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:20,300
Yeah.

360
00:12:20,300 --> 00:12:21,300
Because they didn't want to slow down the class.

361
00:12:21,300 --> 00:12:23,300
Yeah, but they wouldn't be like the people.

362
00:12:23,300 --> 00:12:26,300
Because I would watch some people to have like people right there with them.

363
00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:29,300
And yeah, thankfully, that never happened to me.

364
00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:30,300
What did you say?

365
00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:33,300
Talking about, you know, when you're in the class and they assisting you with everything,

366
00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:35,300
like I was very worried about that.

367
00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:37,300
And thankfully, that never came about.

368
00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:40,300
Oh, so some people had them there the whole time sitting right next to you.

369
00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:41,300
Yeah, some of them.

370
00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:42,300
Yeah, they just needed it.

371
00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:44,300
Yeah, thankfully, I would.

372
00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:45,300
Yeah.

373
00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:46,300
Mm-hmm.

374
00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:49,300
Well, and we're going to see on this IQ test.

375
00:12:49,300 --> 00:12:51,300
I'm so scared, Brandon, you did way better than me.

376
00:12:51,300 --> 00:12:53,300
I'm literally like...

377
00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:54,300
Hey, look at that smile, dude.

378
00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:55,300
Yeah, I know, man.

379
00:12:55,300 --> 00:13:00,300
Either you have the greatest poker face or Brandon has a higher IQ than me.

380
00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:02,300
And I don't know if I can take it.

381
00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:05,300
Don't say your score, but do you remember what it was?

382
00:13:05,300 --> 00:13:06,300
Oh, man, exactly.

383
00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:07,300
You know exactly what it was?

384
00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:08,300
Oh, yeah.

385
00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:09,300
All right, don't...

386
00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:10,300
I'm not saying it.

387
00:13:10,300 --> 00:13:11,300
I just wanted to see if you remembered what it was.

388
00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:12,300
I'm not saying it.

389
00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:15,300
But you look so happy about that.

390
00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:18,300
Yeah, yeah, I'm not saying nothing, man.

391
00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:20,300
Dude, he might have killed this shit.

392
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,300
Oh, my God!

393
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,300
I sincerely heard.

394
00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:23,300
What a Brandon, like a genius.

395
00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:24,300
He might be, dude.

396
00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:25,300
Well, you can recite...

397
00:13:25,300 --> 00:13:28,300
Oh, he can recite those dates and shit.

398
00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:30,300
A lot of that stuff was memory, kind of.

399
00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:31,300
Maybe.

400
00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:33,300
He just has a very branded way of understanding things.

401
00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:34,300
Mm-hmm.

402
00:13:34,300 --> 00:13:39,300
Like, okay, well, if I go four blocks this way and two blocks that way, that's where

403
00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:40,300
my uncle's at.

404
00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:41,300
You know?

405
00:13:41,300 --> 00:13:43,300
I know I had to run five blocks back.

406
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:45,300
And he made me walk home in the dark.

407
00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:49,300
So if I just retrace my steps, that's where we're at, dude.

408
00:13:49,300 --> 00:13:50,300
Hell, yeah, man.

409
00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:52,300
Like a little theory or some shit.

410
00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:53,300
Like, what was that?

411
00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:55,300
That Terrence Howard dude, but I don't believe that shit.

412
00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:56,300
Oh, yeah, terriology?

413
00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:58,300
Did you use that during the test?

414
00:13:58,300 --> 00:14:00,300
I couldn't believe it.

415
00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:01,300
I don't know.

416
00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:02,300
Well, you know what?

417
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,300
I'm not going to say that.

418
00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:04,300
I don't know, man.

419
00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:05,300
That's crazy shit.

420
00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:06,300
What?

421
00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:07,300
Talking about that Terriology.

422
00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:08,300
Terriology?

423
00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:09,300
You should know.

424
00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:10,300
It's no.

425
00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:11,300
Yeah, thank you.

426
00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:12,300
Yeah, he was wrong.

427
00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:13,300
Yeah, I was like, yeah, no.

428
00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:14,300
What's one plus one, Brandon?

429
00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:15,300
One plus one equals two.

430
00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:16,300
It equals two.

431
00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:17,300
Yeah.

432
00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:18,300
Yeah, two.

433
00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:19,300
It equals two in every language.

434
00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:20,300
Yeah.

435
00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:21,300
Well, I don't know.

436
00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:22,300
It's not really a language.

437
00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:23,300
It's math.

438
00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:24,300
Yeah.

439
00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:25,300
Math is a language.

440
00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:26,300
It is language.

441
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:27,300
Yeah, but the numbers don't change.

442
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,300
It's universals when I'm saying it.

443
00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:30,300
Exactly.

444
00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:31,300
Yeah.

445
00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:32,300
That's what I'm saying.

446
00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:33,300
I'm not going to step on what I'm saying.

447
00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:34,300
You son of a bitch.

448
00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:42,300
I think you would be a great Terriology entrepreneur or promoter, the hype man for Terriology.

449
00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:48,020
See, those people have to be insane, though, because he believes it, no matter if it's

450
00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:49,020
real or not.

451
00:14:49,020 --> 00:14:51,900
I think he 100% believes it.

452
00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:55,780
And whenever he's around people, like if he was sitting here with us, he couldn't not

453
00:14:55,780 --> 00:14:56,780
talk about it.

454
00:14:56,780 --> 00:14:57,780
Yeah.

455
00:14:57,780 --> 00:14:59,500
He's like one of those type of people.

456
00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:00,900
There's a lot of people like that.

457
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:01,900
Oh, yeah.

458
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:02,900
Yeah, dude.

459
00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:08,300
I have a coworker who keeps talking about Kamala Harris, dude, and how much they hate her.

460
00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:09,300
Damn.

461
00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:10,300
They hate her?

462
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:11,300
Hate her.

463
00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:12,300
Why they hate Kamala?

464
00:15:12,300 --> 00:15:13,780
I mean, take your pick, man.

465
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:14,780
I don't know.

466
00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:16,180
I think she's going to win.

467
00:15:16,180 --> 00:15:17,180
I'm backtracking what I said.

468
00:15:17,180 --> 00:15:18,180
I think she's going to win.

469
00:15:18,180 --> 00:15:19,180
You think she's going to win?

470
00:15:19,180 --> 00:15:20,180
I think she has.

471
00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:21,500
Well, she has a better chance than Biden.

472
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,060
And Trump is not throwing any heaters.

473
00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:25,340
He hasn't been throwing the heaters, man.

474
00:15:25,340 --> 00:15:28,940
That's why I want, if you were going to want Trump, I need him to be the funniest mother

475
00:15:28,940 --> 00:15:33,540
for even though it shouldn't be it shouldn't have any bearing on who I want for president,

476
00:15:33,540 --> 00:15:34,540
but it does for me.

477
00:15:34,540 --> 00:15:35,540
Yeah.

478
00:15:35,540 --> 00:15:37,700
And if he's throwing out the zingers, I'm down for it.

479
00:15:37,700 --> 00:15:38,980
This is what really matters.

480
00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:41,140
But if he's not, I'd rather just take somebody safe.

481
00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:43,620
And that's probably not going to tear the.

482
00:15:43,620 --> 00:15:46,740
He kind of fell off after the Hulk Hogan R&C incident.

483
00:15:46,740 --> 00:15:47,740
Oh, yeah, man.

484
00:15:47,740 --> 00:15:48,740
That's weird, isn't it?

485
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:50,100
You would think that would boost him up.

486
00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:51,620
Maybe he's playing NWO in this.

487
00:15:51,620 --> 00:15:52,620
NWO?

488
00:15:52,620 --> 00:15:53,620
New World Order.

489
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:54,620
But you know, WCW crashed.

490
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:55,620
So we'll see about that.

491
00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:56,620
Who's WCW?

492
00:15:56,620 --> 00:15:59,140
Oh, man, that's where NWO was.

493
00:15:59,140 --> 00:16:00,620
No, I'm saying who's WCW.

494
00:16:00,620 --> 00:16:01,620
Oh, WCW.

495
00:16:01,620 --> 00:16:03,220
I was talking about Trump because I was like.

496
00:16:03,220 --> 00:16:04,220
He's WCW.

497
00:16:04,220 --> 00:16:05,220
Yeah, because you said NWO.

498
00:16:05,220 --> 00:16:07,820
So I was like WCW, no crash, man.

499
00:16:07,820 --> 00:16:12,860
It's like he's Stone Cold Steve Austin when he had the long blonde hair.

500
00:16:12,860 --> 00:16:14,420
Oh, you're talking about stunning Steve Austin.

501
00:16:14,420 --> 00:16:15,420
Look at him.

502
00:16:15,420 --> 00:16:16,420
Yep.

503
00:16:16,420 --> 00:16:17,420
Let me show you all this.

504
00:16:17,420 --> 00:16:18,420
Stunning Steve Austin.

505
00:16:18,420 --> 00:16:19,420
Have you ever seen this?

506
00:16:19,420 --> 00:16:20,420
Oh, yeah.

507
00:16:20,420 --> 00:16:21,420
Oh, OK.

508
00:16:21,420 --> 00:16:22,420
That's what he started as.

509
00:16:22,420 --> 00:16:23,420
Yeah, yeah.

510
00:16:23,420 --> 00:16:24,420
That's like, I think JD Vance is Eric Bischoff.

511
00:16:24,420 --> 00:16:25,420
Oh snap, what bad.

512
00:16:25,420 --> 00:16:26,420
He started off as the Rain Master.

513
00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:27,420
Oh, that's there too.

514
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:28,420
Hold on.

515
00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:29,420
Yep.

516
00:16:29,420 --> 00:16:30,420
Hold on.

517
00:16:30,420 --> 00:16:31,420
Perfect.

518
00:16:31,420 --> 00:16:32,420
Right here.

519
00:16:32,420 --> 00:16:33,420
Look at that.

520
00:16:33,420 --> 00:16:34,420
But let's get more in.

521
00:16:34,420 --> 00:16:36,180
JD Vance's favorite wrestling move is the Steiner Recliner.

522
00:16:36,180 --> 00:16:39,580
That's the closest thing to a couch.

523
00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:40,580
The love seat.

524
00:16:40,580 --> 00:16:42,940
So did he bang the couch?

525
00:16:42,940 --> 00:16:43,940
I hope so.

526
00:16:43,940 --> 00:16:44,940
He didn't.

527
00:16:44,940 --> 00:16:45,940
He didn't.

528
00:16:45,940 --> 00:16:50,820
It was a joke like some person on Twitter wrote that actually, I don't know why I remember

529
00:16:50,820 --> 00:16:51,820
this.

530
00:16:51,820 --> 00:16:55,180
The user that wrote that was his username was Rick Roods Cavs.

531
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:56,180
Oh, shit.

532
00:16:56,180 --> 00:16:57,180
Yeah.

533
00:16:57,180 --> 00:16:58,180
Ravishing Rick Roods, huh?

534
00:16:58,180 --> 00:16:59,180
Yeah.

535
00:16:59,180 --> 00:17:00,180
Brandon knows.

536
00:17:00,180 --> 00:17:01,180
Oh, yeah, dude.

537
00:17:01,180 --> 00:17:02,180
One of my favorite wrestlers, man.

538
00:17:02,180 --> 00:17:06,300
And he was just like, he wrote a book called Hillbilly Elegy that turned into a movie with

539
00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:09,020
like some famous people in it on Netflix.

540
00:17:09,020 --> 00:17:10,020
JD Vance did.

541
00:17:10,020 --> 00:17:11,020
Yeah.

542
00:17:11,020 --> 00:17:16,580
And the dude on Twitter was like, pages 179 to 181 are about him fucking a couch.

543
00:17:16,580 --> 00:17:17,580
But they're not.

544
00:17:17,580 --> 00:17:19,380
But everybody just believed it.

545
00:17:19,380 --> 00:17:20,380
They might as well be, dude.

546
00:17:20,380 --> 00:17:22,460
Nobody's reading that.

547
00:17:22,460 --> 00:17:24,100
I'll watch the movie.

548
00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:26,020
It's so crazy what you'll believe.

549
00:17:26,020 --> 00:17:27,380
Oh, yeah.

550
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:32,100
Because if I were to say somebody made a fake one, I'd believe it because I don't really

551
00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:33,540
care enough to look into it.

552
00:17:33,540 --> 00:17:35,700
I'm not going to buy the motherfucker's book.

553
00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:40,140
No, I'll just wait till it gets debunked and then be like, oh, OK, he didn't do it.

554
00:17:40,140 --> 00:17:43,900
But I still kind of feel like I still think that about him when I see him, though.

555
00:17:43,900 --> 00:17:46,980
There's some truth to every.

556
00:17:46,980 --> 00:17:51,900
That is very telling about him that you look at him and you're like, yeah, I can see that.

557
00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:54,740
Oh, yeah, that was strange.

558
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:57,100
Well, I mean, he's just pulling David.

559
00:17:57,100 --> 00:17:58,100
He's just a line.

560
00:17:58,100 --> 00:18:01,500
I was about to say that.

561
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:02,500
He's a big line.

562
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:03,500
I'm fan.

563
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:04,980
Cold is his favorite track.

564
00:18:04,980 --> 00:18:06,540
That's that shit, dude.

565
00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:07,540
I still listen to that.

566
00:18:07,540 --> 00:18:08,540
I'll play some right here.

567
00:18:08,540 --> 00:18:09,540
It's a little rock out there.

568
00:18:09,540 --> 00:18:10,540
Hell, yeah.

569
00:18:10,540 --> 00:18:21,980
But yeah, would you have you have you ever made the homemade pocket pussy with you?

570
00:18:21,980 --> 00:18:22,980
Yeah.

571
00:18:22,980 --> 00:18:23,980
Yeah.

572
00:18:23,980 --> 00:18:24,980
I mean, you cut cup.

573
00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:25,980
Yeah.

574
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:26,980
Two sponges, rubber glove.

575
00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:27,980
Yeah.

576
00:18:27,980 --> 00:18:28,980
Yeah.

577
00:18:28,980 --> 00:18:31,580
And then the rubber band on the outside or you didn't even need it?

578
00:18:31,580 --> 00:18:32,580
Don't even need it.

579
00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:33,580
You didn't go rough enough?

580
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:34,580
No.

581
00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:36,660
Well, you just secure it in between something else.

582
00:18:36,660 --> 00:18:42,740
I don't need the glove to be that deep so I could have a lot of a lot of slack on the

583
00:18:42,740 --> 00:18:43,740
outside.

584
00:18:43,740 --> 00:18:49,740
And you did a breaded?

585
00:18:49,740 --> 00:18:52,140
Well, yeah, I built it, but I never really used it.

586
00:18:52,140 --> 00:18:53,940
See, I don't believe that.

587
00:18:53,940 --> 00:18:54,940
He just studied it.

588
00:18:54,940 --> 00:18:55,940
Hold on.

589
00:18:55,940 --> 00:18:56,940
Did you?

590
00:18:56,940 --> 00:18:57,940
Because people taught me, man.

591
00:18:57,940 --> 00:19:01,820
I was in class, people like, you know, you want to know how to build a pocket pussy out

592
00:19:01,820 --> 00:19:02,820
of Pringles?

593
00:19:02,820 --> 00:19:03,820
And then so we get this Pringles.

594
00:19:03,820 --> 00:19:05,700
Pringles is the popular is a popular method.

595
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:06,700
Get two sponges.

596
00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:07,700
And the Pringles can.

597
00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:08,700
Get the glove.

598
00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:09,700
Okay.

599
00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:13,340
And then you pour in this Vaseline or lube or sauce, you know?

600
00:19:13,340 --> 00:19:14,340
Sauce.

601
00:19:14,340 --> 00:19:15,340
Yeah.

602
00:19:15,340 --> 00:19:16,340
Honey mustard.

603
00:19:16,340 --> 00:19:17,340
Hell, that's the...

604
00:19:17,340 --> 00:19:18,340
Oh, my bad.

605
00:19:18,340 --> 00:19:19,340
Not that one.

606
00:19:19,340 --> 00:19:20,340
Not that one, man.

607
00:19:20,340 --> 00:19:21,340
Get some olive oil.

608
00:19:21,340 --> 00:19:22,340
Get some olive oil.

609
00:19:22,340 --> 00:19:23,340
Get that.

610
00:19:23,340 --> 00:19:24,340
I don't know what you don't.

611
00:19:24,340 --> 00:19:28,780
I'm not serious, but if you had to choose any food, sauce, anything like that.

612
00:19:28,780 --> 00:19:29,780
To use as lube?

613
00:19:29,780 --> 00:19:30,780
Oh, yeah.

614
00:19:30,780 --> 00:19:31,780
Out of all that.

615
00:19:31,780 --> 00:19:32,780
Yeah.

616
00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:33,780
Olive oil or coconut oil?

617
00:19:33,780 --> 00:19:35,900
Because coconut oil you can use on your skin.

618
00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:36,900
Oh, then coconut oil.

619
00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:38,500
We're talking about just for sex?

620
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:39,500
Yes.

621
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:42,900
Well, he's talking about to lube up his Pringle pocket pussy that he says he never used.

622
00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:43,900
Oh, dude.

623
00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:44,900
Honey, it never expires.

624
00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:45,900
You can use that.

625
00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:46,900
Honey.

626
00:19:46,900 --> 00:19:47,900
That's sticky though.

627
00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:48,900
It wouldn't be good, would it?

628
00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:49,900
Fuck no.

629
00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:50,900
That would backfire.

630
00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:51,900
He'd get stuck.

631
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:54,300
What else is there, man?

632
00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:55,300
Petroleum?

633
00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:56,300
Oh, that would hurt.

634
00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:57,300
Soy sauce.

635
00:19:57,300 --> 00:20:01,340
Did you see that trend where people were dipping their balls in soy sauce to see if they could

636
00:20:01,340 --> 00:20:02,340
taste it?

637
00:20:02,340 --> 00:20:03,340
Yeah.

638
00:20:03,340 --> 00:20:04,340
Did it work?

639
00:20:04,340 --> 00:20:05,340
Did people say it worked?

640
00:20:05,340 --> 00:20:06,340
It didn't work for me, man.

641
00:20:06,340 --> 00:20:07,340
I'm limited.

642
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:08,340
I'm limited, dude.

643
00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:09,340
That's just dumb.

644
00:20:09,340 --> 00:20:10,340
I can't believe I just asked, did it work?

645
00:20:10,340 --> 00:20:11,340
Oh, Brandon, can you look up the ball koozie?

646
00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:12,340
I'm dumber than them because I just asked that.

647
00:20:12,340 --> 00:20:13,340
The ball koozie.

648
00:20:13,340 --> 00:20:14,340
The ball koozie.

649
00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:15,340
This is a product I saw recently.

650
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:16,340
It's a jacuzzi for your testicles.

651
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:17,340
I'm dumber than them because I just asked that.

652
00:20:17,340 --> 00:20:18,340
The ball koozie.

653
00:20:18,340 --> 00:20:19,340
This is a product I saw recently.

654
00:20:19,340 --> 00:20:23,820
It's a jacuzzi for your testicles.

655
00:20:23,820 --> 00:20:24,820
Ball koozie.

656
00:20:24,820 --> 00:20:26,460
The ball koozie.

657
00:20:26,460 --> 00:20:27,460
There it is.

658
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:28,460
Look at that, dude.

659
00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:29,620
That's tight on there.

660
00:20:29,620 --> 00:20:32,220
You put your balls in there and it's just like a little hot tub.

661
00:20:32,220 --> 00:20:33,220
It's like a vent can.

662
00:20:33,220 --> 00:20:34,220
It bubbles up.

663
00:20:34,220 --> 00:20:35,220
You put water in it?

664
00:20:35,220 --> 00:20:36,220
Yeah.

665
00:20:36,220 --> 00:20:37,220
It's a hot tub, man.

666
00:20:37,220 --> 00:20:39,220
You can't use this when you walk around, though.

667
00:20:39,220 --> 00:20:40,220
No, this is stationary.

668
00:20:40,220 --> 00:20:41,220
I was gonna say.

669
00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:42,220
This is stationary.

670
00:20:42,220 --> 00:20:43,220
See, I thought it was-

671
00:20:43,220 --> 00:20:44,220
That's not a koozie like a beer koozie.

672
00:20:44,220 --> 00:20:45,220
That's a koozie like a jug koozie.

673
00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:46,220
Yeah, jacuzzi.

674
00:20:46,220 --> 00:20:47,220
This is very useful.

675
00:20:47,220 --> 00:20:48,220
You used the koozie, JJ, didn't you?

676
00:20:48,220 --> 00:20:49,220
It's a ball koozie.

677
00:20:49,220 --> 00:20:50,220
Okay.

678
00:20:50,220 --> 00:20:51,220
Ball koozie.

679
00:20:51,220 --> 00:20:52,220
It comes in three colors.

680
00:20:52,220 --> 00:20:53,220
Black, white, gold, hot tub for the nuts.

681
00:20:53,220 --> 00:20:54,220
I don't even-

682
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:55,220
I fuck with it.

683
00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:56,220
Look at the little bench that comes out the back.

684
00:20:56,220 --> 00:20:57,220
The little padded bench.

685
00:20:57,220 --> 00:20:58,220
I like that.

686
00:20:58,220 --> 00:20:59,220
Is that what- I think that's where the penis goes.

687
00:20:59,220 --> 00:21:00,220
Yeah, yeah.

688
00:21:00,220 --> 00:21:01,220
I don't understand this at all.

689
00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:02,220
Why not?

690
00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:03,220
$70?

691
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:04,220
Yeah, this is the dumb-

692
00:21:04,220 --> 00:21:05,220
I mean, it's a good thing.

693
00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:06,220
I mean, it's a good thing.

694
00:21:06,220 --> 00:21:07,220
I mean, it's a good thing.

695
00:21:07,220 --> 00:21:08,220
I mean, it's a good thing.

696
00:21:08,220 --> 00:21:09,220
I mean, it's a good thing.

697
00:21:09,220 --> 00:21:10,220
I mean, it's a good thing.

698
00:21:10,220 --> 00:21:11,220
I mean, it's a good thing.

699
00:21:11,220 --> 00:21:18,220
I mean, it's a good thing.

700
00:21:18,220 --> 00:21:22,820
I don't get what it's for.

701
00:21:22,820 --> 00:21:26,100
I think it's more of a novelty thing, but I could really get behind this.

702
00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:27,620
If it's warm, man.

703
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:28,620
Whoa, go to it.

704
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:31,820
Brandon, click on that one in the bottom left where it's really got the divots in there.

705
00:21:31,820 --> 00:21:32,820
Right here?

706
00:21:32,820 --> 00:21:33,820
Yeah.

707
00:21:33,820 --> 00:21:34,820
Look at that.

708
00:21:34,820 --> 00:21:36,820
D-Lo would only have to buy half of one, dude.

709
00:21:36,820 --> 00:21:39,820
Now you have a friend over.

710
00:21:39,820 --> 00:21:40,820
Oh, shit.

711
00:21:40,820 --> 00:21:41,820
Oh, shit.

712
00:21:41,820 --> 00:21:42,820
Yeah, that could work.

713
00:21:42,820 --> 00:21:47,820
D-Lo and Hitler just, you know, ball-coozying it up.

714
00:21:47,820 --> 00:21:54,300
Yeah, I'll get this one.

715
00:21:54,300 --> 00:21:55,620
What's it not to like, man?

716
00:21:55,620 --> 00:21:56,620
Exactly.

717
00:21:56,620 --> 00:21:57,740
What part don't you get?

718
00:21:57,740 --> 00:21:59,620
Why somebody would buy this?

719
00:21:59,620 --> 00:22:04,060
Yeah, because even if you just have it somewhere, nobody's going to know what that is.

720
00:22:04,060 --> 00:22:05,060
So you say the novelty-

721
00:22:05,060 --> 00:22:07,060
I don't think you would want to.

722
00:22:07,060 --> 00:22:10,200
But there's no way you're putting your- just putting your balls in a little bit of water

723
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,220
just sitting there.

724
00:22:11,220 --> 00:22:15,740
You're telling me if you had this on your coffee table when I walked in and it's turned

725
00:22:15,740 --> 00:22:18,180
on and I see it bubbling, I'm like, what's this?

726
00:22:18,180 --> 00:22:19,180
What is this, man?

727
00:22:19,180 --> 00:22:20,180
And you tell me what it is.

728
00:22:20,180 --> 00:22:23,940
You might say what it is, but you will never think what it is.

729
00:22:23,940 --> 00:22:24,940
You would never guess it's a fucking ball-coozier.

730
00:22:24,940 --> 00:22:26,940
Well, I would know because I'm hip to this kind of-

731
00:22:26,940 --> 00:22:27,940
Me too.

732
00:22:27,940 --> 00:22:28,940
I'm down for it.

733
00:22:28,940 --> 00:22:29,940
Device.

734
00:22:29,940 --> 00:22:30,940
It works.

735
00:22:30,940 --> 00:22:31,940
I'm against this in so many ways.

736
00:22:31,940 --> 00:22:34,140
You know what I figured out, dude?

737
00:22:34,140 --> 00:22:37,780
Alabama is one of only like three or four states that makes you pay taxes on medical

738
00:22:37,780 --> 00:22:39,840
devices.

739
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:42,220
Sorry you couldn't really write this off.

740
00:22:42,220 --> 00:22:43,220
Damn.

741
00:22:43,220 --> 00:22:44,220
Bullshit.

742
00:22:44,220 --> 00:22:45,220
It's fucked up.

743
00:22:45,220 --> 00:22:47,060
It's really fucked up when you think about it.

744
00:22:47,060 --> 00:22:48,060
Yeah.

745
00:22:48,060 --> 00:22:49,060
It is.

746
00:22:49,060 --> 00:22:50,300
And they say this is the South.

747
00:22:50,300 --> 00:22:52,300
That's what the South's all about, man.

748
00:22:52,300 --> 00:22:54,460
Thought we weren't supposed to tax here.

749
00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:55,820
Dude, gas is so much cheaper here.

750
00:22:55,820 --> 00:22:58,020
I went back home to Illinois.

751
00:22:58,020 --> 00:23:02,020
I think I got gas in Paducah, $3.20.

752
00:23:02,020 --> 00:23:03,020
Damn.

753
00:23:03,020 --> 00:23:06,220
Well, that's high for you because around here it's $3 right now.

754
00:23:06,220 --> 00:23:07,220
Yeah.

755
00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:11,820
It was $3.20 in Kentucky and when I got to Illinois it was $3.77.

756
00:23:11,820 --> 00:23:16,220
Well you could probably step inside and they'd see you and they'd be like, for you my friend.

757
00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:17,220
$2.97.

758
00:23:17,220 --> 00:23:18,220
Yeah.

759
00:23:18,220 --> 00:23:24,820
Shout out to my boys Sonny and Elsa out at Lincoln Liquors.

760
00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:25,820
Two Disney characters.

761
00:23:25,820 --> 00:23:26,820
Sick.

762
00:23:26,820 --> 00:23:28,260
And they're real people too.

763
00:23:28,260 --> 00:23:30,020
They used to throw change at me.

764
00:23:30,020 --> 00:23:34,660
I'd drive through liquor stores and for the longest I could get, because I looked like

765
00:23:34,660 --> 00:23:38,220
this, so I could get liquor when I was 16.

766
00:23:38,220 --> 00:23:43,020
I would go through and buy and then they found me my name in the paper.

767
00:23:43,020 --> 00:23:48,180
And then when they found out I wasn't 18, I mean 21, they got mad at me.

768
00:23:48,180 --> 00:23:49,860
So I come through there and they'd be talking shit.

769
00:23:49,860 --> 00:23:52,060
They were like, fuck you, fuck you.

770
00:23:52,060 --> 00:23:53,900
And then I was like, fuck you bitch.

771
00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:57,740
Motherfucker, give me the goddamn swish or whatever I'm buying.

772
00:23:57,740 --> 00:24:02,460
And then he threw my change at my car, hard as fuck too.

773
00:24:02,460 --> 00:24:03,460
Damn, dude.

774
00:24:03,460 --> 00:24:06,380
My brother Tors got locked in.

775
00:24:06,380 --> 00:24:07,380
We were fucking with him.

776
00:24:07,380 --> 00:24:09,820
We all ran out and Tors got locked in.

777
00:24:09,820 --> 00:24:11,300
They put their broom, like what?

778
00:24:11,300 --> 00:24:14,220
I put my broom to the door.

779
00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:15,220
What'd they do to him?

780
00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:16,500
I forgot about that till just right now.

781
00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:18,460
And they were holding him hostage.

782
00:24:18,460 --> 00:24:21,740
I swear, because we used to fuck with him.

783
00:24:21,740 --> 00:24:24,540
After they wouldn't sell us liquor anymore, because they still had candy and stuff you

784
00:24:24,540 --> 00:24:25,540
can go in there and buy.

785
00:24:25,540 --> 00:24:27,140
Chips and soda.

786
00:24:27,140 --> 00:24:30,180
So we would go there, buy something and then talk some shit.

787
00:24:30,180 --> 00:24:31,500
And then they'd talk shit hard.

788
00:24:31,500 --> 00:24:32,500
You know, they'd fuck bitch.

789
00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:33,660
You know what I'm saying?

790
00:24:33,660 --> 00:24:34,980
They do all that type of shit.

791
00:24:34,980 --> 00:24:36,980
And so we would just talk shit back.

792
00:24:36,980 --> 00:24:41,700
And then they tried to come at us with a broom and we all ran.

793
00:24:41,700 --> 00:24:42,900
And then Tors got locked in.

794
00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:46,140
He was out there trying to do like that.

795
00:24:46,140 --> 00:24:48,800
Good times.

796
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,340
What about the time with the towel?

797
00:24:50,340 --> 00:24:51,340
Is that the same place?

798
00:24:51,340 --> 00:24:52,340
Yeah, same place.

799
00:24:52,340 --> 00:24:53,820
Same place, Lincoln Lincoln.

800
00:24:53,820 --> 00:24:54,820
That worked.

801
00:24:54,820 --> 00:24:58,940
Pink towel embroidered on the side and everything.

802
00:24:58,940 --> 00:25:01,620
Didn't look anything like a, what's the shit called?

803
00:25:01,620 --> 00:25:02,620
A wig?

804
00:25:02,620 --> 00:25:04,300
No, the things that they wear on their head.

805
00:25:04,300 --> 00:25:05,300
A turban.

806
00:25:05,300 --> 00:25:06,300
Turban.

807
00:25:06,300 --> 00:25:07,300
A job.

808
00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:08,300
It didn't look nothing like that.

809
00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:11,540
Like it looked like a fucking, like a towel you don't use.

810
00:25:11,540 --> 00:25:13,140
You know, cause it's like, that's for show.

811
00:25:13,140 --> 00:25:14,140
That kind of towel.

812
00:25:14,140 --> 00:25:15,700
And they gave it to me.

813
00:25:15,700 --> 00:25:17,340
They don't know their own people.

814
00:25:17,340 --> 00:25:18,340
Towels for show.

815
00:25:18,340 --> 00:25:25,340
Actually, I think they were Indian, so they don't do that, but still.

816
00:25:25,340 --> 00:25:28,780
So you wear the towel on your head, but you won't put your balls in this thing, dude?

817
00:25:28,780 --> 00:25:29,780
Exactly.

818
00:25:29,780 --> 00:25:30,780
There's nothing wrong with this.

819
00:25:30,780 --> 00:25:31,780
It's healthy.

820
00:25:31,780 --> 00:25:34,780
I don't even know who this is for.

821
00:25:34,780 --> 00:25:35,780
Men.

822
00:25:35,780 --> 00:25:36,780
Yeah.

823
00:25:36,780 --> 00:25:37,780
No.

824
00:25:37,780 --> 00:25:40,220
Dude, if you sprayed your nuts or something like this, I would want this in my car.

825
00:25:40,220 --> 00:25:43,780
Dude, if I sprayed my testicles, I'm buying one of these immediately.

826
00:25:43,780 --> 00:25:47,500
Yeah, because like last time that happened, I had to use this heat thing.

827
00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:49,540
Now, okay, let's-

828
00:25:49,540 --> 00:25:50,540
Circle on back.

829
00:25:50,540 --> 00:25:51,540
Yeah.

830
00:25:51,540 --> 00:25:52,540
What do you mean last time it happened?

831
00:25:52,540 --> 00:25:53,540
Well, one time-

832
00:25:53,540 --> 00:25:54,540
Sprayed with what?

833
00:25:54,540 --> 00:25:55,540
Sprayed what?

834
00:25:55,540 --> 00:25:56,540
Sprayed.

835
00:25:56,540 --> 00:25:57,540
Sprayed my balls.

836
00:25:57,540 --> 00:25:58,540
Sprayed your nuts.

837
00:25:58,540 --> 00:25:59,540
Yeah.

838
00:25:59,540 --> 00:26:00,540
Come on, just come on.

839
00:26:00,540 --> 00:26:02,980
Dude, so this was during COVID, right?

840
00:26:02,980 --> 00:26:07,700
And I was working out in my room, and I started doing stretches, like you know, kind of like

841
00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:11,260
where you got to move your legs close to like kind of like a split type thing.

842
00:26:11,260 --> 00:26:14,100
But thankfully not a split, because nobody's doing that shit.

843
00:26:14,100 --> 00:26:15,100
Like the V-sit?

844
00:26:15,100 --> 00:26:16,100
Kind of like that.

845
00:26:16,100 --> 00:26:17,100
Like where you stretch all the way down.

846
00:26:17,100 --> 00:26:18,100
Oh, okay.

847
00:26:18,100 --> 00:26:22,700
So I'm going all the way down, and then I heard like a little pop, and I'm like, oh,

848
00:26:22,700 --> 00:26:23,700
fuck.

849
00:26:23,700 --> 00:26:27,140
And then my dick, well, not the dick, the balls started hurting, and it was sprained

850
00:26:27,140 --> 00:26:29,220
because I stretched too much.

851
00:26:29,220 --> 00:26:31,060
You experienced testicular torsion?

852
00:26:31,060 --> 00:26:32,060
I think I did.

853
00:26:32,060 --> 00:26:35,460
Very minor, because it was sore for days, so I would just sit on this heat pad.

854
00:26:35,460 --> 00:26:36,460
Sounds very minor.

855
00:26:36,460 --> 00:26:37,460
Sitting on the couch.

856
00:26:37,460 --> 00:26:38,460
Thankfully, it wasn't too bad.

857
00:26:38,460 --> 00:26:40,460
Did you go to the doctor for it?

858
00:26:40,460 --> 00:26:41,460
Oh, no, it wasn't like that.

859
00:26:41,460 --> 00:26:42,460
It was just like sore.

860
00:26:42,460 --> 00:26:43,460
For a long time?

861
00:26:43,460 --> 00:26:44,460
Yeah, for like a couple days.

862
00:26:44,460 --> 00:26:48,860
Yeah, and I'd just sit on this heat pad, man, watch some old movies.

863
00:26:48,860 --> 00:26:52,860
And you would have rather-

864
00:26:52,860 --> 00:26:54,340
That does sound pretty sick, honestly.

865
00:26:54,340 --> 00:26:55,340
Oh, yeah.

866
00:26:55,340 --> 00:26:56,340
Like some black and white shit?

867
00:26:56,340 --> 00:26:59,580
Yeah, dude, if you would have had this thing, I mean, you would have been up and at them

868
00:26:59,580 --> 00:27:00,580
in three hours.

869
00:27:00,580 --> 00:27:01,580
Dude, still.

870
00:27:01,580 --> 00:27:04,580
Man, I might get it, actually.

871
00:27:04,580 --> 00:27:06,380
It looks really cool.

872
00:27:06,380 --> 00:27:08,740
We can go halfsies.

873
00:27:08,740 --> 00:27:11,740
I'll get it on the weekends.

874
00:27:11,740 --> 00:27:14,580
Nah, not this time.

875
00:27:14,580 --> 00:27:15,580
We can't share.

876
00:27:15,580 --> 00:27:16,580
All right, everybody's gangsters.

877
00:27:16,580 --> 00:27:19,420
You want to split the prize, dude.

878
00:27:19,420 --> 00:27:22,180
Get this off the screen.

879
00:27:22,180 --> 00:27:25,180
I hate it.

880
00:27:25,180 --> 00:27:28,180
Get it out there.

881
00:27:28,180 --> 00:27:30,420
What else is going on?

882
00:27:30,420 --> 00:27:32,180
We're about to do our first-

883
00:27:32,180 --> 00:27:34,180
I'm going to fuck my contact up.

884
00:27:34,180 --> 00:27:37,180
All right, we're about to do our first over 10 minute set.

885
00:27:37,180 --> 00:27:38,180
He's winking at me.

886
00:27:38,180 --> 00:27:39,180
I think he's gay.

887
00:27:39,180 --> 00:27:41,700
Have you did a 15 minute set yet?

888
00:27:41,700 --> 00:27:42,700
No.

889
00:27:42,700 --> 00:27:44,700
All right, so we're jumping from 10.

890
00:27:44,700 --> 00:27:46,500
All three of us have done 10 minute sets.

891
00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:47,500
Yes.

892
00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:48,500
All right?

893
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:49,500
Yes.

894
00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:50,500
And then we're jumping to 20.

895
00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:51,500
15.

896
00:27:51,500 --> 00:27:52,500
15.

897
00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:56,500
But if you want to do more, do it.

898
00:27:56,500 --> 00:27:58,500
Kind of like that deal.

899
00:27:58,500 --> 00:28:00,860
Because shout out Cody Mack.

900
00:28:00,860 --> 00:28:02,900
Oh, hell yeah, dude.

901
00:28:02,900 --> 00:28:03,900
Hey, hold up.

902
00:28:03,900 --> 00:28:04,900
Lil Plonk.

903
00:28:04,900 --> 00:28:05,900
Yeah.

904
00:28:05,900 --> 00:28:09,260
He invited us to do a show in Pulaski, Tennessee.

905
00:28:09,260 --> 00:28:11,620
And then he was like, well, it's three of you guys.

906
00:28:11,620 --> 00:28:14,620
He was like, we just got to cover an hour and 30 minutes.

907
00:28:14,620 --> 00:28:17,620
And I was like, no, hold on.

908
00:28:17,620 --> 00:28:20,420
What do you mean, between three of us?

909
00:28:20,420 --> 00:28:24,700
I was like, I think you guys are thinking of the wrong guys here.

910
00:28:24,700 --> 00:28:27,820
But we got Alex and we got Charlie Swisher.

911
00:28:27,820 --> 00:28:28,820
Swisher.

912
00:28:28,820 --> 00:28:29,820
Swisher.

913
00:28:29,820 --> 00:28:35,220
Charlie Swisher, who you hear in the intro of this and the outro and some other places.

914
00:28:35,220 --> 00:28:37,620
Yeah, we're all going.

915
00:28:37,620 --> 00:28:41,340
We got to do 15 minutes a piece, but we'll still be short.

916
00:28:41,340 --> 00:28:44,740
Really only 10 minutes because he's doing five up top.

917
00:28:44,740 --> 00:28:47,940
So somebody has to go over the light by a couple of minutes.

918
00:28:47,940 --> 00:28:48,940
We could just.

919
00:28:48,940 --> 00:28:50,740
Well, yeah, we'll just do that.

920
00:28:50,740 --> 00:28:52,620
We'll see what happens.

921
00:28:52,620 --> 00:28:55,060
So we can't bring any more people, I'm guessing.

922
00:28:55,060 --> 00:28:57,580
Well, we could, but it doesn't.

923
00:28:57,580 --> 00:28:59,100
No, we get paid.

924
00:28:59,100 --> 00:29:00,100
We got to split the.

925
00:29:00,100 --> 00:29:01,100
Yeah.

926
00:29:01,100 --> 00:29:03,300
And it's not like, hey, Jake, come do this for free.

927
00:29:03,300 --> 00:29:04,300
No, fucking.

928
00:29:04,300 --> 00:29:05,300
Yeah.

929
00:29:05,300 --> 00:29:06,300
Piece of shit.

930
00:29:06,300 --> 00:29:08,820
Jake could be a special guest and do 10.

931
00:29:08,820 --> 00:29:09,820
Ooh.

932
00:29:09,820 --> 00:29:10,820
Yeah.

933
00:29:10,820 --> 00:29:11,820
Yeah, that could work.

934
00:29:11,820 --> 00:29:12,820
Well, isn't it only.

935
00:29:12,820 --> 00:29:18,820
Hey, I know he's Jewish, but he ain't getting paid.

936
00:29:18,820 --> 00:29:19,820
Not enough.

937
00:29:19,820 --> 00:29:28,140
You know, it only makes sense that the first clown college branded stand up show is in

938
00:29:28,140 --> 00:29:31,180
the birthplace of the Ku Klux Klan.

939
00:29:31,180 --> 00:29:32,180
It's crazy.

940
00:29:32,180 --> 00:29:34,340
Right without a full circle moment for me.

941
00:29:34,340 --> 00:29:35,340
Full triangular moment.

942
00:29:35,340 --> 00:29:40,020
Yeah, but you get there early and take pictures.

943
00:29:40,020 --> 00:29:41,780
Oh, we'll go to the fucking monument.

944
00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:43,180
You got to work.

945
00:29:43,180 --> 00:29:44,180
Yeah.

946
00:29:44,180 --> 00:29:46,380
Probably right when we buy the time you get dressed.

947
00:29:46,380 --> 00:29:47,900
You got a role.

948
00:29:47,900 --> 00:29:48,900
Yeah.

949
00:29:48,900 --> 00:29:50,620
I get off at 12 that day.

950
00:29:50,620 --> 00:29:51,620
Do you?

951
00:29:51,620 --> 00:29:52,620
Yeah.

952
00:29:52,620 --> 00:29:53,620
On Fridays, I can get off early too.

953
00:29:53,620 --> 00:29:56,620
I just want to just leave.

954
00:29:56,620 --> 00:29:58,620
Oh, no.

955
00:29:58,620 --> 00:29:59,620
Damn.

956
00:29:59,620 --> 00:30:04,260
I just searched the Pulaski.

957
00:30:04,260 --> 00:30:07,060
Dude, what if we got a special guest Charleston White?

958
00:30:07,060 --> 00:30:10,500
Look at that cradle of the Klan right there.

959
00:30:10,500 --> 00:30:11,500
That's.

960
00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:12,500
Yeah.

961
00:30:12,500 --> 00:30:13,500
Pulaski looks to reclaim his path.

962
00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:19,540
Dude, we should try to find whoever the grandmaster is and try to interview him like for real

963
00:30:19,540 --> 00:30:21,300
and then fuck with him hard.

964
00:30:21,300 --> 00:30:25,060
I love fucking with people like that, but like be dead serious, like some Saucerberry

965
00:30:25,060 --> 00:30:27,380
Cone fucking Nathan for you type shit.

966
00:30:27,380 --> 00:30:31,500
Be dead serious and make him just so uncomfortable.

967
00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:35,420
Oh, that'd make my fucking day.

968
00:30:35,420 --> 00:30:36,420
Really good.

969
00:30:36,420 --> 00:30:40,220
I think I know who that job is going to fall on out of us three men.

970
00:30:40,220 --> 00:30:41,220
No, they'll talk.

971
00:30:41,220 --> 00:30:42,220
You never seen them.

972
00:30:42,220 --> 00:30:43,700
They'll talk to anybody.

973
00:30:43,700 --> 00:30:45,500
They'll just still say whatever they think.

974
00:30:45,500 --> 00:30:47,500
You know what I'm saying?

975
00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:48,500
Based.

976
00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:49,500
Yeah.

977
00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:52,500
Oh my gosh, dude.

978
00:30:52,500 --> 00:30:57,380
We send Jack in there and then be like, no, I won't believe him.

979
00:30:57,380 --> 00:31:00,500
We're like, he's actually Filipino.

980
00:31:00,500 --> 00:31:01,500
Tricked you motherfucker.

981
00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:02,500
Oh my gosh.

982
00:31:02,500 --> 00:31:05,500
That's a dude from the office right there.

983
00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:06,500
Toby.

984
00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:13,100
Yeah, he did say he was like, they're tired of the clan shit at the comedy shows.

985
00:31:13,100 --> 00:31:19,100
I guess when all the comics come down, they talk about it being a clan town where the

986
00:31:19,100 --> 00:31:20,100
birthplace.

987
00:31:20,100 --> 00:31:22,220
What the fuck else do they do?

988
00:31:22,220 --> 00:31:27,420
That's their most significant contributions in the country.

989
00:31:27,420 --> 00:31:29,580
But they're tired of hearing about it.

990
00:31:29,580 --> 00:31:31,140
I don't give a fuck.

991
00:31:31,140 --> 00:31:34,100
I don't have any clan thing.

992
00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:37,620
I say I hate the Jews sometimes, but nothing other than that.

993
00:31:37,620 --> 00:31:39,180
That's not even their main thing.

994
00:31:39,180 --> 00:31:40,780
Yeah, not anymore.

995
00:31:40,780 --> 00:31:45,940
See, but they're, KKK is just dirty whites, even though they might have some rich people

996
00:31:45,940 --> 00:31:48,460
who got rich, but they're dirt whites.

997
00:31:48,460 --> 00:31:51,060
They got rich doing dirty white shit.

998
00:31:51,060 --> 00:31:52,060
Farming.

999
00:31:52,060 --> 00:31:53,060
Tractoring.

1000
00:31:53,060 --> 00:31:58,900
That's good, right?

1001
00:31:58,900 --> 00:31:59,900
They track their own farms.

1002
00:31:59,900 --> 00:32:00,900
Yeah, see, look at that.

1003
00:32:00,900 --> 00:32:02,900
Tractors are pretty good, dude.

1004
00:32:02,900 --> 00:32:06,540
The steel plow revolutionized commercial agriculture.

1005
00:32:06,540 --> 00:32:09,340
Wait, what's the song?

1006
00:32:09,340 --> 00:32:10,500
The Steel Plow?

1007
00:32:10,500 --> 00:32:12,500
The Steel Plow.

1008
00:32:12,500 --> 00:32:13,500
Yeah.

1009
00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:15,780
Yeah, man, John Deere.

1010
00:32:15,780 --> 00:32:17,580
Oh, yeah, that.

1011
00:32:17,580 --> 00:32:20,020
Yeah, that right there, dude.

1012
00:32:20,020 --> 00:32:21,020
Yeah.

1013
00:32:21,020 --> 00:32:27,180
That's what got you all out, man.

1014
00:32:27,180 --> 00:32:28,420
Damn.

1015
00:32:28,420 --> 00:32:29,780
That right there, dude.

1016
00:32:29,780 --> 00:32:30,780
That's the true hero.

1017
00:32:30,780 --> 00:32:31,780
Look at that.

1018
00:32:31,780 --> 00:32:32,780
Wow.

1019
00:32:32,780 --> 00:32:35,780
I thought he was whipping somebody at first when that first popped up.

1020
00:32:35,780 --> 00:32:36,780
He's whipping the machine.

1021
00:32:36,780 --> 00:32:39,780
Yeah, I thought that's what it was.

1022
00:32:39,780 --> 00:32:40,780
Old habit.

1023
00:32:40,780 --> 00:32:41,780
Yeah.

1024
00:32:41,780 --> 00:32:42,780
Yes.

1025
00:32:42,780 --> 00:32:43,780
Oh, shit.

1026
00:32:43,780 --> 00:32:44,780
That's crazy.

1027
00:32:44,780 --> 00:32:45,780
That is crazy.

1028
00:32:45,780 --> 00:32:46,780
Oh, man.

1029
00:32:46,780 --> 00:32:47,780
Dude, this is sick, bro.

1030
00:32:47,780 --> 00:32:56,860
Brandon, do you think you could, if they gave you 10 acres and they said, everything's

1031
00:32:56,860 --> 00:33:03,180
already planted, you just have to farm it for a year and then you can get a million dollars.

1032
00:33:03,180 --> 00:33:04,180
You think you could do it.

1033
00:33:04,180 --> 00:33:05,180
Oh, fuck.

1034
00:33:05,180 --> 00:33:07,220
And you only have to yield 30% of the crops.

1035
00:33:07,220 --> 00:33:08,220
Shit, hell yeah.

1036
00:33:08,220 --> 00:33:10,580
I would become the best farmer in the world.

1037
00:33:10,580 --> 00:33:11,580
All right.

1038
00:33:11,580 --> 00:33:12,580
No internet, nothing to teach you how.

1039
00:33:12,580 --> 00:33:13,580
What would you grow?

1040
00:33:13,580 --> 00:33:14,580
You just have to do it.

1041
00:33:14,580 --> 00:33:15,580
No internet.

1042
00:33:15,580 --> 00:33:16,580
Yeah, I'd figure it out.

1043
00:33:16,580 --> 00:33:17,580
What crops?

1044
00:33:17,580 --> 00:33:18,580
What crops?

1045
00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:19,580
All right, let's say it's corn.

1046
00:33:19,580 --> 00:33:21,540
One fourth of it's corn.

1047
00:33:21,540 --> 00:33:22,540
One fourth corn, dude.

1048
00:33:22,540 --> 00:33:23,540
Yeah.

1049
00:33:23,540 --> 00:33:24,540
One fourth cotton.

1050
00:33:24,540 --> 00:33:25,540
Soybean.

1051
00:33:25,540 --> 00:33:26,540
Soybean.

1052
00:33:26,540 --> 00:33:27,540
Soybean.

1053
00:33:27,540 --> 00:33:29,820
And what's the other one that they grow down here?

1054
00:33:29,820 --> 00:33:33,020
I mean, I don't know.

1055
00:33:33,020 --> 00:33:35,980
It depends on how labor intensive you want to go, man.

1056
00:33:35,980 --> 00:33:36,980
Fuck it.

1057
00:33:36,980 --> 00:33:37,980
Grow some tobacco.

1058
00:33:37,980 --> 00:33:39,980
Make some swishers, dude.

1059
00:33:39,980 --> 00:33:40,980
Fuck it.

1060
00:33:40,980 --> 00:33:41,980
That's a good income right there.

1061
00:33:41,980 --> 00:33:42,980
But that can be hard, man.

1062
00:33:42,980 --> 00:33:43,980
You think you could do it?

1063
00:33:43,980 --> 00:33:44,980
10 acres by yourself?

1064
00:33:44,980 --> 00:33:45,980
Oh, hell yeah, man.

1065
00:33:45,980 --> 00:33:46,980
I figured it out.

1066
00:33:46,980 --> 00:33:47,980
Yo, 30%?

1067
00:33:47,980 --> 00:33:48,980
I figured it out.

1068
00:33:48,980 --> 00:33:49,980
I would definitely do 100%.

1069
00:33:49,980 --> 00:33:52,180
At what point would you give up?

1070
00:33:52,180 --> 00:33:53,180
Never.

1071
00:33:53,180 --> 00:33:54,180
Do you what?

1072
00:33:54,180 --> 00:33:55,180
Not until it's over.

1073
00:33:55,180 --> 00:33:57,180
Well, it's over with now.

1074
00:33:57,180 --> 00:33:58,180
Fuck it.

1075
00:33:58,180 --> 00:33:59,180
I feel like Brandon would have all baby corn.

1076
00:33:59,180 --> 00:34:00,180
He would just pick them.

1077
00:34:00,180 --> 00:34:05,180
He would grow individual pieces, just one kernel.

1078
00:34:05,180 --> 00:34:12,980
And that's going to be other, is there going to be any other farmers around?

1079
00:34:12,980 --> 00:34:13,980
No, no, dude.

1080
00:34:13,980 --> 00:34:15,420
You have to, that's the goal.

1081
00:34:15,420 --> 00:34:16,420
Hell yeah.

1082
00:34:16,420 --> 00:34:18,740
You don't have to pull 100% of it.

1083
00:34:18,740 --> 00:34:20,700
You just have to pull 30, which is still a lot.

1084
00:34:20,700 --> 00:34:22,180
You got to water all this shit.

1085
00:34:22,180 --> 00:34:24,020
You got to plant it.

1086
00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:25,220
You got to nurture it.

1087
00:34:25,220 --> 00:34:26,620
You got to know when to take it out.

1088
00:34:26,620 --> 00:34:27,620
Harvest it.

1089
00:34:27,620 --> 00:34:28,620
Yeah.

1090
00:34:28,620 --> 00:34:29,620
You got to look in an almanac.

1091
00:34:29,620 --> 00:34:30,620
Shit's hard, man.

1092
00:34:30,620 --> 00:34:36,140
Now you'll have all the books and resources you want there to teach you how to do it.

1093
00:34:36,140 --> 00:34:37,620
Just Brandon and Chad GPT.

1094
00:34:37,620 --> 00:34:38,620
Hell yeah.

1095
00:34:38,620 --> 00:34:39,620
Yeah, sure.

1096
00:34:39,620 --> 00:34:40,620
That's it.

1097
00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:41,620
I perfected.

1098
00:34:41,620 --> 00:34:42,620
I got it.

1099
00:34:42,620 --> 00:34:43,620
Talk to Chad GPT.

1100
00:34:43,620 --> 00:34:44,620
What about some livestock?

1101
00:34:44,620 --> 00:34:46,300
I feel like Brandon would not do well with animals.

1102
00:34:46,300 --> 00:34:51,220
If he had to get the eggs out from under the hens, they'd kill him.

1103
00:34:51,220 --> 00:34:53,220
And milk and cow.

1104
00:34:53,220 --> 00:34:54,220
Yeah, milk and even.

1105
00:34:54,220 --> 00:34:55,220
There's no way you'd do that.

1106
00:34:55,220 --> 00:34:57,220
Dude, we should get Brandon to milk a cow.

1107
00:34:57,220 --> 00:34:59,900
We still got... I forgot about that till now.

1108
00:34:59,900 --> 00:35:02,020
Brandon in the wild.

1109
00:35:02,020 --> 00:35:04,020
The first thing is the horse.

1110
00:35:04,020 --> 00:35:05,020
Milk a cow.

1111
00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:06,380
You're going to ride a horse?

1112
00:35:06,380 --> 00:35:09,020
Yeah, I ride a horse and milk the shit out of this cow, man.

1113
00:35:09,020 --> 00:35:10,020
It's going to be good.

1114
00:35:10,020 --> 00:35:11,020
A beekeeper.

1115
00:35:11,020 --> 00:35:13,700
He could put you in a bee suit and you got to go get some honey.

1116
00:35:13,700 --> 00:35:14,700
He doesn't like that one.

1117
00:35:14,700 --> 00:35:16,700
I can tell you right now, he did not like that one.

1118
00:35:16,700 --> 00:35:17,700
You'll be in a bee suit though.

1119
00:35:17,700 --> 00:35:18,700
Fuck it.

1120
00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:19,700
Yeah, that sounds cool.

1121
00:35:19,700 --> 00:35:20,700
All right, what else we got?

1122
00:35:20,700 --> 00:35:21,700
Catching a fish.

1123
00:35:21,700 --> 00:35:22,700
Catching a fish.

1124
00:35:22,700 --> 00:35:23,700
Yeah, we'll start off light.

1125
00:35:23,700 --> 00:35:24,700
I need to learn that.

1126
00:35:24,700 --> 00:35:25,700
That's good.

1127
00:35:25,700 --> 00:35:26,700
Pucking a cowboy.

1128
00:35:26,700 --> 00:35:27,700
Pucking a cowboy.

1129
00:35:27,700 --> 00:35:28,700
Wait, what?

1130
00:35:28,700 --> 00:35:29,700
What?

1131
00:35:29,700 --> 00:35:30,700
What?

1132
00:35:30,700 --> 00:35:31,700
What?

1133
00:35:31,700 --> 00:35:32,700
That's part of it.

1134
00:35:32,700 --> 00:35:33,700
I'm good on that.

1135
00:35:33,700 --> 00:35:35,700
That sounded like Brokeback Mountain, doesn't it, man?

1136
00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:36,700
You didn't like the movie?

1137
00:35:36,700 --> 00:35:38,700
No, I never watched that.

1138
00:35:38,700 --> 00:35:41,700
Well, I mean, I've never watched it, man.

1139
00:35:41,700 --> 00:35:44,700
I never watched it.

1140
00:35:44,700 --> 00:35:46,700
How do you know what it is, dude?

1141
00:35:46,700 --> 00:35:47,700
What's it about?

1142
00:35:47,700 --> 00:35:48,700
Can you explain the plot?

1143
00:35:48,700 --> 00:35:49,700
I've never heard of this.

1144
00:35:49,700 --> 00:35:52,700
The only thing I've heard is this, what is it?

1145
00:35:52,700 --> 00:35:56,700
It's a bunch of gay cowboys on a mountain.

1146
00:35:56,700 --> 00:35:57,700
Really?

1147
00:35:57,700 --> 00:35:58,700
That's it.

1148
00:35:58,700 --> 00:35:59,700
That's all I know.

1149
00:35:59,700 --> 00:36:00,700
Are they on a mountain?

1150
00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:02,700
That's what I heard, because it's Brokeback Mountain, right?

1151
00:36:02,700 --> 00:36:05,700
And they're back to getting broken on that mountain, right?

1152
00:36:05,700 --> 00:36:07,700
What state is it in, do you know?

1153
00:36:07,700 --> 00:36:08,700
I have no idea.

1154
00:36:08,700 --> 00:36:10,700
What would you say if you had to guess?

1155
00:36:10,700 --> 00:36:13,700
Brokeback Mountain isn't the name of the place?

1156
00:36:13,700 --> 00:36:15,700
I don't know.

1157
00:36:15,700 --> 00:36:16,700
I've never seen it.

1158
00:36:16,700 --> 00:36:19,700
It could be like, what, Minnesota or Dakota or something like that.

1159
00:36:19,700 --> 00:36:20,700
Dakota?

1160
00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:21,700
Let's go with Dakota.

1161
00:36:21,700 --> 00:36:22,700
I like that.

1162
00:36:22,700 --> 00:36:24,700
We don't have any of these facts, but I just want to say it's Dakota.

1163
00:36:24,700 --> 00:36:25,700
You want to find out?

1164
00:36:25,700 --> 00:36:26,700
South or north?

1165
00:36:26,700 --> 00:36:27,700
Central.

1166
00:36:27,700 --> 00:36:28,700
Central?

1167
00:36:28,700 --> 00:36:29,700
Central Dakota.

1168
00:36:29,700 --> 00:36:30,700
Central Dakota.

1169
00:36:30,700 --> 00:36:31,700
I'm going with it.

1170
00:36:31,700 --> 00:36:34,700
I think it was actually in Centralia.

1171
00:36:34,700 --> 00:36:35,700
See town?

1172
00:36:35,700 --> 00:36:36,700
Maybe.

1173
00:36:36,700 --> 00:36:40,700
It was back there, it was Saturday night when the soul on the street.

1174
00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:41,700
Let's see.

1175
00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:42,700
Damn.

1176
00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:43,700
Ooh.

1177
00:36:43,700 --> 00:36:44,700
South.

1178
00:36:44,700 --> 00:36:45,700
Oh, of course it's in Canada, dude.

1179
00:36:45,700 --> 00:36:46,700
Oh, that's Wyoming.

1180
00:36:46,700 --> 00:36:47,700
Okay.

1181
00:36:47,700 --> 00:36:48,700
This movie doesn't count.

1182
00:36:48,700 --> 00:36:49,700
Oh, I thought it was just in Canada.

1183
00:36:49,700 --> 00:36:53,700
It was filmed in Canada, but it's set in Wyoming.

1184
00:36:53,700 --> 00:36:54,700
Oh, Wyoming.

1185
00:36:54,700 --> 00:36:55,700
Okay.

1186
00:36:55,700 --> 00:36:56,700
Somebody said Wyoming.

1187
00:36:56,700 --> 00:36:58,700
They couldn't actually do gay shit in the United States, so they had to go to Canada.

1188
00:36:58,700 --> 00:37:01,700
They're like, ooh, we're in America.

1189
00:37:01,700 --> 00:37:02,700
Let's fuck.

1190
00:37:02,700 --> 00:37:05,700
Damn, so that's what's going on in Wyoming.

1191
00:37:05,700 --> 00:37:09,700
Brandon, would you be in Brokeback Mountain too if they offered you $25 million?

1192
00:37:09,700 --> 00:37:10,700
$25 million?

1193
00:37:10,700 --> 00:37:15,700
Can I just be like a dude walking by like an extra or something?

1194
00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:18,700
No, you have to have at least third lead in the movie.

1195
00:37:18,700 --> 00:37:19,700
Yeah.

1196
00:37:19,700 --> 00:37:20,700
So I got to do like that.

1197
00:37:20,700 --> 00:37:21,700
Brandon, why are you thinking about it?

1198
00:37:21,700 --> 00:37:22,700
No, man, I'm not.

1199
00:37:22,700 --> 00:37:23,700
You're not?

1200
00:37:23,700 --> 00:37:24,700
$25,000.

1201
00:37:24,700 --> 00:37:25,700
Hold on, wait a minute.

1202
00:37:25,700 --> 00:37:26,700
$25,000.

1203
00:37:26,700 --> 00:37:27,700
$25,000.

1204
00:37:27,700 --> 00:37:28,700
$25 million.

1205
00:37:28,700 --> 00:37:29,700
I mean, that's what I mean.

1206
00:37:29,700 --> 00:37:30,700
$25 million.

1207
00:37:30,700 --> 00:37:32,700
Now we know how much Dom will do it.

1208
00:37:32,700 --> 00:37:33,700
Fuck it.

1209
00:37:33,700 --> 00:37:34,700
You ain't lying.

1210
00:37:34,700 --> 00:37:35,700
You know what?

1211
00:37:35,700 --> 00:37:36,700
$25,000.

1212
00:37:36,700 --> 00:37:37,700
$25,000.

1213
00:37:37,700 --> 00:37:38,700
I'll be at the movies.

1214
00:37:38,700 --> 00:37:39,700
Oh, dude.

1215
00:37:39,700 --> 00:37:41,700
We'll just get that out of the way.

1216
00:37:41,700 --> 00:37:42,700
Yeah, dude.

1217
00:37:42,700 --> 00:37:44,700
You could be Jake Gyllenhaal's love interest.

1218
00:37:44,700 --> 00:37:45,700
I don't know about that.

1219
00:37:45,700 --> 00:37:47,700
Well, that's kind of part of the gig.

1220
00:37:47,700 --> 00:37:48,700
Damn.

1221
00:37:48,700 --> 00:37:49,700
All right.

1222
00:37:49,700 --> 00:37:50,700
Yeah.

1223
00:37:50,700 --> 00:37:51,700
Character actor?

1224
00:37:51,700 --> 00:37:52,700
Character?

1225
00:37:52,700 --> 00:37:53,700
What, like what's that?

1226
00:37:53,700 --> 00:37:54,700
You get into character.

1227
00:37:54,700 --> 00:37:55,700
Oh, yeah.

1228
00:37:55,700 --> 00:37:56,700
I get into character.

1229
00:37:56,700 --> 00:37:57,700
What's your Jake cowboy?

1230
00:37:57,700 --> 00:37:58,700
You got to get into it.

1231
00:37:58,700 --> 00:38:00,700
You got to live the character like Jim Carrey did on Andy Kaufman.

1232
00:38:00,700 --> 00:38:01,700
Oh, man.

1233
00:38:01,700 --> 00:38:02,700
The moon thing?

1234
00:38:02,700 --> 00:38:03,700
Yeah, I remember that.

1235
00:38:03,700 --> 00:38:04,700
To the moon.

1236
00:38:04,700 --> 00:38:05,700
Man on the moon?

1237
00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:06,700
Man on the moon.

1238
00:38:06,700 --> 00:38:07,700
Yeah.

1239
00:38:07,700 --> 00:38:08,700
He said, what actually?

1240
00:38:08,700 --> 00:38:09,700
What's your name going to be in the movie?

1241
00:38:09,700 --> 00:38:10,940
What's your gay cowboy name?

1242
00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:11,940
Black Dog style.

1243
00:38:11,940 --> 00:38:15,060
The reason I say this is because I'm...

1244
00:38:15,060 --> 00:38:17,100
He's half Native American, half black.

1245
00:38:17,100 --> 00:38:18,700
Chief Black Dog style.

1246
00:38:18,700 --> 00:38:21,420
Yeah, because that's my Call of Duty name.

1247
00:38:21,420 --> 00:38:22,980
That is.

1248
00:38:22,980 --> 00:38:24,460
Call of Duty and Cowboys, dude.

1249
00:38:24,460 --> 00:38:25,460
Similar.

1250
00:38:25,460 --> 00:38:26,460
Very similar.

1251
00:38:26,460 --> 00:38:27,460
I know, but I was like, yeah, that would be it on a ranch.

1252
00:38:27,460 --> 00:38:28,460
You'd be like, oh, Black Dog style.

1253
00:38:28,460 --> 00:38:29,460
Come and watch out.

1254
00:38:29,460 --> 00:38:32,460
Pull up with the gun swinging.

1255
00:38:32,460 --> 00:38:34,700
It's not really the vibe of this movie.

1256
00:38:34,700 --> 00:38:38,860
I feel like your name would be Barry Powerbottom.

1257
00:38:38,860 --> 00:38:39,860
Oh, shit.

1258
00:38:39,860 --> 00:38:41,340
Let that just roll off the tongue.

1259
00:38:41,340 --> 00:38:42,340
Clyde Elrod.

1260
00:38:42,340 --> 00:38:43,340
Clyde Elrod.

1261
00:38:43,340 --> 00:38:44,340
You better look out.

1262
00:38:44,340 --> 00:38:45,340
You can say it.

1263
00:38:45,340 --> 00:38:46,340
Clyde Elrod coming.

1264
00:38:46,340 --> 00:38:47,340
Hey!

1265
00:38:47,340 --> 00:38:48,340
Oh, shit.

1266
00:38:48,340 --> 00:38:49,340
He ain't...

1267
00:38:49,340 --> 00:38:50,340
You got it.

1268
00:38:50,340 --> 00:38:51,340
He's coming.

1269
00:38:51,340 --> 00:38:52,340
A year after the shoot.

1270
00:38:52,340 --> 00:38:53,340
And he ain't stopping.

1271
00:38:53,340 --> 00:38:54,340
Yeah, that was...

1272
00:38:54,340 --> 00:38:57,060
You remember why you say Elrod and El Rice and shit?

1273
00:38:57,060 --> 00:38:58,980
Or when you said, what the fuck was that?

1274
00:38:58,980 --> 00:39:00,700
One thing that wasn't even close at all?

1275
00:39:00,700 --> 00:39:03,060
He said Clyde, getting them off.

1276
00:39:03,060 --> 00:39:05,060
I know.

1277
00:39:05,060 --> 00:39:09,660
Clyde Rick the Stick getting them off, Elboy.

1278
00:39:09,660 --> 00:39:14,540
When I asked him for part two, when I asked him his name, he gave me a name, right?

1279
00:39:14,540 --> 00:39:16,220
So I just wrote it down and put it in the edit.

1280
00:39:16,220 --> 00:39:18,780
And then you watched it and you were like, that's not his name.

1281
00:39:18,780 --> 00:39:22,460
No, yeah, he said Rick Goodworth.

1282
00:39:22,460 --> 00:39:23,460
Rick the Stick Goodworth.

1283
00:39:23,460 --> 00:39:25,460
He just changed his name.

1284
00:39:25,460 --> 00:39:26,460
Clyde Elrod.

1285
00:39:26,460 --> 00:39:27,460
We filmed the whole thing.

1286
00:39:27,460 --> 00:39:30,060
Well, to be fair, the same name was...

1287
00:39:30,060 --> 00:39:31,060
It was a different name every time.

1288
00:39:31,060 --> 00:39:32,060
It was.

1289
00:39:32,060 --> 00:39:33,060
It was the same name twice.

1290
00:39:33,060 --> 00:39:34,060
No.

1291
00:39:34,060 --> 00:39:39,300
But we do know Brandon's like a method actor though, because he wore that wig and that

1292
00:39:39,300 --> 00:39:41,260
mustache for like three days straight.

1293
00:39:41,260 --> 00:39:44,340
The day before, the day of the shoot, and the day after.

1294
00:39:44,340 --> 00:39:45,340
I don't think he took it off.

1295
00:39:45,340 --> 00:39:46,340
I drove there, man, on the highway.

1296
00:39:46,340 --> 00:39:50,300
Hell yeah, I had the mustache on all that shit, man.

1297
00:39:50,300 --> 00:39:51,700
Wore the suit.

1298
00:39:51,700 --> 00:39:52,700
I like how you phrased it.

1299
00:39:52,700 --> 00:39:53,700
Yeah.

1300
00:39:53,700 --> 00:39:54,700
I drove to get there.

1301
00:39:54,700 --> 00:39:55,700
I was in it.

1302
00:39:55,700 --> 00:39:56,700
Made my own playlist for him.

1303
00:39:56,700 --> 00:39:57,700
Call him Ned.

1304
00:39:57,700 --> 00:39:58,700
What's the playlist?

1305
00:39:58,700 --> 00:39:59,700
Oh, man, it was just a bunch of 80s shit.

1306
00:39:59,700 --> 00:40:02,700
He had the Hall and Oates, which I listen to anytime.

1307
00:40:02,700 --> 00:40:05,700
I listen to that already.

1308
00:40:05,700 --> 00:40:06,700
Men Down Under.

1309
00:40:06,700 --> 00:40:07,700
Yes, of course.

1310
00:40:07,700 --> 00:40:09,700
Yeah, Men Down Under, Who Can It Be Now?

1311
00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:11,060
Then you have, what was it?

1312
00:40:11,060 --> 00:40:13,100
You got some Billy Ocean up in there.

1313
00:40:13,100 --> 00:40:14,100
Wham.

1314
00:40:14,100 --> 00:40:15,100
Yeah.

1315
00:40:15,100 --> 00:40:16,100
Oh, I love Wham.

1316
00:40:16,100 --> 00:40:17,100
Man, Genesis.

1317
00:40:17,100 --> 00:40:18,100
That's Michael, George Michael, right?

1318
00:40:18,100 --> 00:40:19,100
Yeah.

1319
00:40:19,100 --> 00:40:20,100
We're going to dance again.

1320
00:40:20,100 --> 00:40:21,100
And the other guy.

1321
00:40:21,100 --> 00:40:22,100
Yeah.

1322
00:40:22,100 --> 00:40:23,100
I don't know that.

1323
00:40:23,100 --> 00:40:24,100
George Michael.

1324
00:40:24,100 --> 00:40:25,100
Well, I know the other guy's still living.

1325
00:40:25,100 --> 00:40:26,100
He's got his name though.

1326
00:40:26,100 --> 00:40:27,100
He's the Ringo of Wham.

1327
00:40:27,100 --> 00:40:28,100
Let me see what his name is.

1328
00:40:28,100 --> 00:40:30,100
Man, I know he's bald too now, man.

1329
00:40:30,100 --> 00:40:31,100
He's a different guy.

1330
00:40:31,100 --> 00:40:32,100
Wham.

1331
00:40:32,100 --> 00:40:33,100
Shout out Blake Russell.

1332
00:40:33,100 --> 00:40:34,100
Blake Russell, dude.

1333
00:40:34,100 --> 00:40:35,100
Andrew Wrigley.

1334
00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:36,100
Oh my gosh.

1335
00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:37,100
Holy shit.

1336
00:40:37,100 --> 00:40:38,100
Hold on, let me see.

1337
00:40:38,100 --> 00:40:39,100
He looks like he does BBLs in Miami.

1338
00:40:39,100 --> 00:40:40,100
Hold on, here's a better one.

1339
00:40:40,100 --> 00:40:41,100
Yeah, he does.

1340
00:40:41,100 --> 00:40:42,100
Yeah, yeah, I like that.

1341
00:40:42,100 --> 00:40:43,100
Me too.

1342
00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:44,100
What's your favorite one?

1343
00:40:44,100 --> 00:40:45,100
I like that.

1344
00:40:45,100 --> 00:40:46,100
I like that.

1345
00:40:46,100 --> 00:40:47,100
I like that.

1346
00:40:47,100 --> 00:40:48,100
I like that.

1347
00:40:48,100 --> 00:40:49,100
I like that.

1348
00:40:49,100 --> 00:40:50,100
I like that.

1349
00:40:50,100 --> 00:40:51,100
I like that.

1350
00:40:51,100 --> 00:40:52,100
I like that.

1351
00:40:52,100 --> 00:40:53,100
I like that.

1352
00:40:53,100 --> 00:40:54,100
I like that.

1353
00:40:54,100 --> 00:40:55,100
I like that.

1354
00:40:55,100 --> 00:40:56,100
I like that.

1355
00:40:56,100 --> 00:40:57,100
I like that.

1356
00:40:57,100 --> 00:40:58,100
Me too.

1357
00:40:58,100 --> 00:40:59,820
What's your favorite Wham song?

1358
00:40:59,820 --> 00:41:01,020
Everything she wants, that one.

1359
00:41:01,020 --> 00:41:02,020
Oh.

1360
00:41:02,020 --> 00:41:03,020
Yeah, man.

1361
00:41:03,020 --> 00:41:04,020
That beat is perfect.

1362
00:41:04,020 --> 00:41:05,020
How's it go?

1363
00:41:05,020 --> 00:41:06,020
It's like...

1364
00:41:06,020 --> 00:41:07,440
Ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta, and they go like...

1365
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:08,440
Bah.

1366
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:09,440
Bah da.

1367
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:10,440
And they go...

1368
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:11,440
Da da da.

1369
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:12,440
Da da da.

1370
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:13,940
I can't do the lyrics.

1371
00:41:13,940 --> 00:41:17,900
I want to know the song.

1372
00:41:17,900 --> 00:41:19,540
I was like...

1373
00:41:19,540 --> 00:41:21,120
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da...

1374
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:23,260
I don't remember that being the beat.

1375
00:41:23,260 --> 00:41:24,860
Da da da da da da da da da da da.

1376
00:41:24,860 --> 00:41:26,820
Okay, it's getting like it now.

1377
00:41:26,820 --> 00:41:29,820
You gotta have some vocals for that.

1378
00:41:29,820 --> 00:41:30,820
What they just say?

1379
00:41:30,820 --> 00:41:31,820
What they say?

1380
00:41:31,820 --> 00:41:32,820
Damn, man, hold on.

1381
00:41:32,820 --> 00:41:34,820
Like in the melody that they say.

1382
00:41:34,820 --> 00:41:36,820
In the middle of the damn, damn, damn.

1383
00:41:36,820 --> 00:41:37,820
What they say?

1384
00:41:37,820 --> 00:41:41,820
Because everything she wants is everything she sees.

1385
00:41:41,820 --> 00:41:44,820
And that's the whole part.

1386
00:41:44,820 --> 00:41:47,820
And you won't do karaoke?

1387
00:41:47,820 --> 00:41:48,820
No.

1388
00:41:48,820 --> 00:41:49,820
Why?

1389
00:41:49,820 --> 00:41:51,820
You gotta unleash that beautiful voice right there.

1390
00:41:51,820 --> 00:41:53,820
I'm not in Brokeback Mountain 2.

1391
00:41:53,820 --> 00:41:55,820
That's why I'm not doing karaoke, man.

1392
00:41:55,820 --> 00:41:58,820
Karaoke is a manly...

1393
00:41:58,820 --> 00:42:00,820
He's stuttered.

1394
00:42:00,820 --> 00:42:02,820
I was trying to think of the other thing I was gonna say.

1395
00:42:02,820 --> 00:42:05,820
But it didn't come to me.

1396
00:42:05,820 --> 00:42:06,820
Endeavor?

1397
00:42:06,820 --> 00:42:07,820
Sport.

1398
00:42:07,820 --> 00:42:09,820
Karaoke should be in the Olympics.

1399
00:42:09,820 --> 00:42:11,820
The Philippines needs a gold medal man.

1400
00:42:11,820 --> 00:42:13,820
Yeah, they would kill that shit.

1401
00:42:13,820 --> 00:42:15,820
They can't even speak English. That's impressive.

1402
00:42:15,820 --> 00:42:16,820
They can't speak English.

1403
00:42:16,820 --> 00:42:18,820
Have you seen the dude singing Creed?

1404
00:42:18,820 --> 00:42:20,820
The Filipino guy?

1405
00:42:20,820 --> 00:42:22,820
Dude, Brandon, please look that up.

1406
00:42:22,820 --> 00:42:24,820
Filipino guy sings Creed.

1407
00:42:24,820 --> 00:42:27,820
He's like sitting on a log in the fucking jungle.

1408
00:42:27,820 --> 00:42:34,820
Hammered and he just sings perfect Creed.

1409
00:42:34,820 --> 00:42:36,820
Hold on, man.

1410
00:42:36,820 --> 00:42:38,820
Dude, my mind lifted. Hold on.

1411
00:42:38,820 --> 00:42:40,820
Looked up philosophy?

1412
00:42:40,820 --> 00:42:46,820
I think you typed in philosophy.

1413
00:42:46,820 --> 00:42:49,820
Peeing isn't...

1414
00:42:49,820 --> 00:42:50,820
It'll figure it out.

1415
00:42:50,820 --> 00:42:51,820
That's it. That's it.

1416
00:42:51,820 --> 00:42:54,820
I love the MPH.

1417
00:42:54,820 --> 00:42:56,820
My mind left.

1418
00:42:56,820 --> 00:42:58,820
Hold on. You guys ready?

1419
00:42:58,820 --> 00:42:59,820
Yeah.

1420
00:42:59,820 --> 00:43:27,820
Hell yeah. Let's hear this.

1421
00:43:27,820 --> 00:43:55,820
He's killing this shit, dude.

1422
00:43:55,820 --> 00:43:59,820
He hit that shit.

1423
00:43:59,820 --> 00:44:03,820
I could see Don being like, maybe they aren't so bad.

1424
00:44:03,820 --> 00:44:05,820
Filipino's always been cool.

1425
00:44:05,820 --> 00:44:07,820
You can press...

1426
00:44:07,820 --> 00:44:09,820
He sounds just like him, dude.

1427
00:44:09,820 --> 00:44:10,820
He does.

1428
00:44:10,820 --> 00:44:15,820
And you can hear those little language slips subtly throughout the song.

1429
00:44:15,820 --> 00:44:17,820
But yeah, he killed that shit.

1430
00:44:17,820 --> 00:44:19,820
It's crazy because you hear him talking before.

1431
00:44:19,820 --> 00:44:21,820
He's like...

1432
00:44:21,820 --> 00:44:27,820
Yeah.

1433
00:44:27,820 --> 00:44:28,820
You like that?

1434
00:44:28,820 --> 00:44:29,820
Dude.

1435
00:44:29,820 --> 00:44:31,820
Do you like Creed?

1436
00:44:31,820 --> 00:44:33,820
I don't really know what Creed is, man.

1437
00:44:33,820 --> 00:44:37,820
I've heard that voice.

1438
00:44:37,820 --> 00:44:40,820
Oh yeah, I know that song.

1439
00:44:40,820 --> 00:44:43,820
To a place where blind men...

1440
00:44:43,820 --> 00:44:46,820
You sound like how I thought he was gonna sing.

1441
00:44:46,820 --> 00:44:49,820
That was like Michael McDonald a little bit, man.

1442
00:44:49,820 --> 00:44:50,820
Look at that.

1443
00:44:50,820 --> 00:44:52,820
Remember the dude from What a Fool Believes?

1444
00:44:52,820 --> 00:44:53,820
No.

1445
00:44:53,820 --> 00:44:55,820
The Doobie Brothers?

1446
00:44:55,820 --> 00:44:57,820
He'd be like, I keep forgetting.

1447
00:44:57,820 --> 00:44:58,820
And then I forgot.

1448
00:44:58,820 --> 00:44:59,820
He'd be like, you what?

1449
00:44:59,820 --> 00:45:00,820
I don't know.

1450
00:45:00,820 --> 00:45:01,820
I keep forgetting.

1451
00:45:01,820 --> 00:45:02,820
And then I forgot.

1452
00:45:02,820 --> 00:45:04,820
He'd be like, I keep forgetting.

1453
00:45:04,820 --> 00:45:07,820
I'm not in love anymore.

1454
00:45:07,820 --> 00:45:08,820
I keep forgetting.

1455
00:45:08,820 --> 00:45:12,820
And he'd be like, every time something.

1456
00:45:12,820 --> 00:45:13,820
I forgot.

1457
00:45:13,820 --> 00:45:15,820
You never heard that?

1458
00:45:15,820 --> 00:45:16,820
I don't know what you're talking about.

1459
00:45:16,820 --> 00:45:17,820
The Doobie Brothers, man.

1460
00:45:17,820 --> 00:45:20,820
It's like a 60s, 70s type shit.

1461
00:45:20,820 --> 00:45:22,820
You ever heard, okay, Notorious B.I.G.

1462
00:45:22,820 --> 00:45:24,820
He did a remix of it.

1463
00:45:24,820 --> 00:45:25,820
What was it called?

1464
00:45:25,820 --> 00:45:26,820
Big Pimpin?

1465
00:45:26,820 --> 00:45:30,820
No, it was like, no, it wasn't him.

1466
00:45:30,820 --> 00:45:31,820
Notorious Thugs.

1467
00:45:31,820 --> 00:45:33,820
No, it was The Renegadez.

1468
00:45:33,820 --> 00:45:34,820
My bad.

1469
00:45:34,820 --> 00:45:37,820
The Renegadez song with, what is that dude's name?

1470
00:45:37,820 --> 00:45:38,820
What is it?

1471
00:45:38,820 --> 00:45:39,820
Warren G.

1472
00:45:39,820 --> 00:45:41,820
What was the song?

1473
00:45:41,820 --> 00:45:43,820
The Renegadez?

1474
00:45:43,820 --> 00:45:44,820
What is it called?

1475
00:45:44,820 --> 00:45:45,820
Renegadez?

1476
00:45:45,820 --> 00:45:46,820
The Regulatorz?

1477
00:45:46,820 --> 00:45:47,820
Regulatorz.

1478
00:45:47,820 --> 00:45:48,820
Regulatorz.

1479
00:45:48,820 --> 00:45:49,820
We played Regulatorz.

1480
00:45:49,820 --> 00:45:50,820
He said Renegadez.

1481
00:45:50,820 --> 00:45:51,820
Renegadez.

1482
00:45:51,820 --> 00:45:54,820
We're going to remix that song.

1483
00:45:54,820 --> 00:45:58,820
Oh man, I would sing it too.

1484
00:45:58,820 --> 00:46:00,820
I just studied the lyrics.

1485
00:46:00,820 --> 00:46:02,820
It was a Clear Black Night.

1486
00:46:02,820 --> 00:46:03,820
Go ahead.

1487
00:46:03,820 --> 00:46:05,820
No, I don't know the lyrics.

1488
00:46:05,820 --> 00:46:07,820
I got to study it first, man.

1489
00:46:07,820 --> 00:46:09,820
I just remember hearing it.

1490
00:46:09,820 --> 00:46:10,820
It's a Clear Black Night.

1491
00:46:10,820 --> 00:46:11,820
Dun, dun, dun.

1492
00:46:11,820 --> 00:46:12,820
Dun, dun, dun.

1493
00:46:12,820 --> 00:46:13,820
Exactly.

1494
00:46:13,820 --> 00:46:19,820
I'll just make up my own lyrics sometimes because I'll sing to it.

1495
00:46:19,820 --> 00:46:21,820
Just be weird.

1496
00:46:21,820 --> 00:46:24,820
Brandon takes artistic liberty with every project he's a part of, dude.

1497
00:46:24,820 --> 00:46:26,820
How could you not with that mind?

1498
00:46:26,820 --> 00:46:27,820
You can't contain them.

1499
00:46:27,820 --> 00:46:28,820
You shouldn't.

1500
00:46:28,820 --> 00:46:30,820
You have to let them go free.

1501
00:46:30,820 --> 00:46:31,820
Hell yeah, man.

1502
00:46:31,820 --> 00:46:37,820
You give me a song, I don't know the lyrics, but I can make it sound good.

1503
00:46:37,820 --> 00:46:38,820
Hell yeah.

1504
00:46:38,820 --> 00:46:41,820
His Flashing Lights remix was amazing.

1505
00:46:41,820 --> 00:46:43,820
I don't know if you remember that.

1506
00:46:43,820 --> 00:46:44,820
That was amazing.

1507
00:46:44,820 --> 00:46:46,820
He was talking about somebody getting bombed.

1508
00:46:46,820 --> 00:46:48,820
What did I say?

1509
00:46:48,820 --> 00:46:50,820
Well, this was your song.

1510
00:46:50,820 --> 00:46:51,820
Damn, I forgot.

1511
00:46:51,820 --> 00:46:52,820
What was it?

1512
00:46:52,820 --> 00:46:55,820
He said, huh?

1513
00:46:55,820 --> 00:46:59,820
It was a skit we were filming for something.

1514
00:46:59,820 --> 00:47:02,820
I was doing it for the Kanye thing.

1515
00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:03,820
What was it?

1516
00:47:03,820 --> 00:47:04,820
Like fucked up or something?

1517
00:47:04,820 --> 00:47:05,820
I'm like, fuck that.

1518
00:47:05,820 --> 00:47:06,820
I don't know.

1519
00:47:06,820 --> 00:47:07,820
Yeah, it was something like that.

1520
00:47:07,820 --> 00:47:08,820
Something.

1521
00:47:08,820 --> 00:47:11,820
See if you can find that and then we'll post that.

1522
00:47:11,820 --> 00:47:12,820
Hell yeah.

1523
00:47:12,820 --> 00:47:15,820
Oh man, I could definitely find that on my phone.

1524
00:47:15,820 --> 00:47:16,820
That was a great song.

1525
00:47:16,820 --> 00:47:17,820
And on my band lab too, man.

1526
00:47:17,820 --> 00:47:18,820
My band lab.

1527
00:47:18,820 --> 00:47:20,820
I got some songs on there.

1528
00:47:20,820 --> 00:47:22,820
Could you imagine what's on there?

1529
00:47:22,820 --> 00:47:23,820
You're going to hear them.

1530
00:47:23,820 --> 00:47:25,820
You're going to be like, that's so nice.

1531
00:47:25,820 --> 00:47:26,820
My Cheetos song, man.

1532
00:47:26,820 --> 00:47:28,820
I remember everybody in high school would listen to that.

1533
00:47:28,820 --> 00:47:29,820
You can't pull that up right here?

1534
00:47:29,820 --> 00:47:30,820
Nah, man.

1535
00:47:30,820 --> 00:47:31,820
I never posted them.

1536
00:47:31,820 --> 00:47:32,820
I just have them hidden in my phone.

1537
00:47:32,820 --> 00:47:34,820
Oh, but you said band lab.

1538
00:47:34,820 --> 00:47:35,820
Oh.

1539
00:47:35,820 --> 00:47:36,820
Yeah.

1540
00:47:36,820 --> 00:47:39,820
It's like a personal spot, like Garage Band.

1541
00:47:39,820 --> 00:47:40,820
Oh, okay.

1542
00:47:40,820 --> 00:47:41,820
What was your Cheeto song?

1543
00:47:41,820 --> 00:47:42,820
How does that go?

1544
00:47:42,820 --> 00:47:47,820
Oh man, it was like I'm in love with the Coco, but instead of the Coco's Cheetos, I'm like,

1545
00:47:47,820 --> 00:47:49,820
I'm in love with the Cheetos.

1546
00:47:49,820 --> 00:47:52,820
Hey, no, no, the Reedos.

1547
00:47:52,820 --> 00:47:53,820
Oh damn.

1548
00:47:53,820 --> 00:47:55,820
Man, that was good shit.

1549
00:47:55,820 --> 00:47:56,820
Like it was, man.

1550
00:47:56,820 --> 00:47:58,820
And that was the jam in high school?

1551
00:47:58,820 --> 00:47:59,820
Everybody was bumping that one?

1552
00:47:59,820 --> 00:48:00,820
Oh yeah, everybody.

1553
00:48:00,820 --> 00:48:02,820
Every time I played it, they'd be like, okay.

1554
00:48:02,820 --> 00:48:03,820
You'd play your own songs in class?

1555
00:48:03,820 --> 00:48:06,820
It was kind of like the special kid dancing in class.

1556
00:48:06,820 --> 00:48:07,820
That's what it felt like because-

1557
00:48:07,820 --> 00:48:08,820
That's kind of what it is.

1558
00:48:08,820 --> 00:48:11,820
They were laughing too, but it was good.

1559
00:48:11,820 --> 00:48:12,820
Was this in-

1560
00:48:12,820 --> 00:48:13,820
Did you guys have dance-offs or something?

1561
00:48:13,820 --> 00:48:14,820
No, man.

1562
00:48:14,820 --> 00:48:17,820
You just had some dude in there that would be dancing.

1563
00:48:17,820 --> 00:48:19,820
He was a little off.

1564
00:48:19,820 --> 00:48:23,820
Yeah, he would throw down and then people start recording him and stuff and putting

1565
00:48:23,820 --> 00:48:26,820
it on like Snapchat.

1566
00:48:26,820 --> 00:48:30,820
And then, yeah, he didn't know.

1567
00:48:30,820 --> 00:48:34,820
He didn't know that people weren't supporting the dance.

1568
00:48:34,820 --> 00:48:36,820
Yeah, they were making fun of him.

1569
00:48:36,820 --> 00:48:37,820
Oh yeah, after the yes.

1570
00:48:37,820 --> 00:48:38,820
Yeah.

1571
00:48:38,820 --> 00:48:39,820
Yes.

1572
00:48:39,820 --> 00:48:40,820
They did that a lot to people.

1573
00:48:40,820 --> 00:48:41,820
It's crazy shit.

1574
00:48:41,820 --> 00:48:43,820
Seems like they might have did it to you a little bit.

1575
00:48:43,820 --> 00:48:44,820
No, man.

1576
00:48:44,820 --> 00:48:47,820
One time they fucked me over when I was sitting down in the class, man.

1577
00:48:47,820 --> 00:48:50,820
And then this dude was like, hey, man, because I was lonely back then.

1578
00:48:50,820 --> 00:48:51,820
He was like, you know what?

1579
00:48:51,820 --> 00:48:52,820
I finally found a girl to like.

1580
00:48:52,820 --> 00:48:53,820
And I'm like, for real, who?

1581
00:48:53,820 --> 00:48:55,820
He was like, nobody in the whole class.

1582
00:48:55,820 --> 00:48:56,820
Oh shit.

1583
00:48:56,820 --> 00:48:57,820
Hell yeah, man.

1584
00:48:57,820 --> 00:48:58,820
That's good.

1585
00:48:58,820 --> 00:48:59,820
Hell yeah, man.

1586
00:48:59,820 --> 00:49:00,820
That's good.

1587
00:49:00,820 --> 00:49:04,820
And then when the two girls were like in the class fighting over who didn't have Brandon,

1588
00:49:04,820 --> 00:49:05,820
they were like, I don't want him.

1589
00:49:05,820 --> 00:49:06,820
I don't want him either.

1590
00:49:06,820 --> 00:49:08,820
And then they were like, you know, throw the book.

1591
00:49:08,820 --> 00:49:09,820
And then I was like, can I leave?

1592
00:49:09,820 --> 00:49:11,820
And the teacher was like, this is good shit, Brandon.

1593
00:49:11,820 --> 00:49:13,820
Just sit down.

1594
00:49:13,820 --> 00:49:15,820
Oh, why?

1595
00:49:15,820 --> 00:49:17,820
Brandon's life is everybody hates Chris.

1596
00:49:17,820 --> 00:49:18,820
Oh, man.

1597
00:49:18,820 --> 00:49:19,820
Hell yeah, man.

1598
00:49:19,820 --> 00:49:20,820
Oh.

1599
00:49:20,820 --> 00:49:21,820
Hell.

1600
00:49:21,820 --> 00:49:22,820
You still remember the two girls that were?

1601
00:49:22,820 --> 00:49:23,820
Yeah.

1602
00:49:23,820 --> 00:49:24,820
I do.

1603
00:49:24,820 --> 00:49:25,820
I remember like it was yesterday.

1604
00:49:25,820 --> 00:49:29,820
I remember when I walked out that class, it was a good day.

1605
00:49:29,820 --> 00:49:30,820
Where'd you go?

1606
00:49:30,820 --> 00:49:31,820
I went home.

1607
00:49:31,820 --> 00:49:32,820
That's what I did.

1608
00:49:32,820 --> 00:49:33,820
No, wait, did I go home?

1609
00:49:33,820 --> 00:49:34,820
I think I went to wrestling practice.

1610
00:49:34,820 --> 00:49:35,820
Then I went home.

1611
00:49:35,820 --> 00:49:36,820
Yeah.

1612
00:49:36,820 --> 00:49:39,820
He had to take out your frustration on something.

1613
00:49:39,820 --> 00:49:40,820
Yeah.

1614
00:49:40,820 --> 00:49:41,820
Yeah.

1615
00:49:41,820 --> 00:49:43,820
You know who the you still talk to this guy?

1616
00:49:43,820 --> 00:49:44,820
Guy?

1617
00:49:44,820 --> 00:49:45,820
Which one?

1618
00:49:45,820 --> 00:49:47,820
The guy who pulled the prank on you.

1619
00:49:47,820 --> 00:49:49,820
Oh, no, no, man.

1620
00:49:49,820 --> 00:49:50,820
No.

1621
00:49:50,820 --> 00:49:51,820
Fuck him then, right?

1622
00:49:51,820 --> 00:49:52,820
We'll fuck him up, dude.

1623
00:49:52,820 --> 00:49:53,820
Yeah, we'll fuck him up for it.

1624
00:49:53,820 --> 00:49:56,820
Just like we was going to fuck that dude up yesterday last night for Dante.

1625
00:49:56,820 --> 00:49:57,820
Oh, man, for Dante.

1626
00:49:57,820 --> 00:49:58,820
Yeah, that was so good.

1627
00:49:58,820 --> 00:49:59,820
What happened?

1628
00:49:59,820 --> 00:50:00,820
Because I wasn't sitting there.

1629
00:50:00,820 --> 00:50:01,820
So Dante was doing his dancing, where he was doing this in front of me.

1630
00:50:01,820 --> 00:50:02,820
And then he started getting around doing all that.

1631
00:50:02,820 --> 00:50:03,820
I was like, okay, this is too close.

1632
00:50:03,820 --> 00:50:04,820
But yeah, he was doing that.

1633
00:50:04,820 --> 00:50:05,820
Yeah.

1634
00:50:05,820 --> 00:50:06,820
And it felt like almost a lap dance.

1635
00:50:06,820 --> 00:50:07,820
I was very concerned.

1636
00:50:07,820 --> 00:50:08,820
But then this dude came out.

1637
00:50:08,820 --> 00:50:09,820
And when he passed him, he was like, what was he?

1638
00:50:09,820 --> 00:50:10,820
He was like, man, you need to sit down.

1639
00:50:10,820 --> 00:50:11,820
He just kept on walking.

1640
00:50:11,820 --> 00:50:12,820
And then Dante just like put his hand down.

1641
00:50:12,820 --> 00:50:13,820
Oh, yeah.

1642
00:50:13,820 --> 00:50:14,820
He was like, man, you need to sit down.

1643
00:50:14,820 --> 00:50:15,820
He was like, man, you need to sit down.

1644
00:50:15,820 --> 00:50:23,820
He just kept on walking and then Dante just like put his hand down.

1645
00:50:23,820 --> 00:50:24,820
Oh, yes he did.

1646
00:50:24,820 --> 00:50:25,820
He was like, what did he say?

1647
00:50:25,820 --> 00:50:26,820
It was two things.

1648
00:50:26,820 --> 00:50:30,820
He was like, I don't know if I should, what, smack the shit out of this guy or something

1649
00:50:30,820 --> 00:50:31,820
else.

1650
00:50:31,820 --> 00:50:32,820
But yeah, he was not out.

1651
00:50:32,820 --> 00:50:33,820
He should have punked him.

1652
00:50:33,820 --> 00:50:37,380
Because if he would have came by and I, you know, because you can't let nobody just sit

1653
00:50:37,380 --> 00:50:38,380
down.

1654
00:50:38,380 --> 00:50:39,380
Who the fuck are you talking to?

1655
00:50:39,380 --> 00:50:40,380
Yeah.

1656
00:50:40,380 --> 00:50:41,380
Just give one of those.

1657
00:50:41,380 --> 00:50:42,380
They always get scared.

1658
00:50:42,380 --> 00:50:43,900
And if they don't, you smack fire from them.

1659
00:50:43,900 --> 00:50:44,900
And then you leave.

1660
00:50:44,900 --> 00:50:45,900
Do they pay your tab?

1661
00:50:45,900 --> 00:50:51,180
Well, actually, if they already scanned your car and gave it back, don't pay your tab.

1662
00:50:51,180 --> 00:50:52,900
There's at 20 percent on.

1663
00:50:52,900 --> 00:50:53,900
Yeah.

1664
00:50:53,900 --> 00:50:59,220
And you walk out of there and he'll, you know, and you hit and you get and you get this part

1665
00:50:59,220 --> 00:51:01,020
right in his jaw.

1666
00:51:01,020 --> 00:51:02,860
So it doesn't quite knock him out.

1667
00:51:02,860 --> 00:51:03,860
You know what I'm saying?

1668
00:51:03,860 --> 00:51:06,580
But he feels a smack up here, the sting up here.

1669
00:51:06,580 --> 00:51:10,100
But you know, the loose brain of the jaw getting hit.

1670
00:51:10,100 --> 00:51:11,100
Yeah.

1671
00:51:11,100 --> 00:51:12,100
But why not knock him out?

1672
00:51:12,100 --> 00:51:13,940
Why not just knock him out?

1673
00:51:13,940 --> 00:51:16,660
No, because the slap is better because that makes more disrespect.

1674
00:51:16,660 --> 00:51:20,780
This guy was he was just like a skinny, very skinny dude.

1675
00:51:20,780 --> 00:51:22,900
So you don't want to beat these people up.

1676
00:51:22,900 --> 00:51:26,340
You just want to smack them and demoralize them as a man.

1677
00:51:26,340 --> 00:51:27,340
Yeah.

1678
00:51:27,340 --> 00:51:28,340
A masculine.

1679
00:51:28,340 --> 00:51:29,340
Yeah, it works.

1680
00:51:29,340 --> 00:51:30,340
OK.

1681
00:51:30,340 --> 00:51:31,340
Yeah.

1682
00:51:31,340 --> 00:51:33,340
The owner of Shag Nasties teaches classes.

1683
00:51:33,340 --> 00:51:34,340
Oh, yeah.

1684
00:51:34,340 --> 00:51:35,340
We saw that one night.

1685
00:51:35,340 --> 00:51:36,340
Yeah.

1686
00:51:36,340 --> 00:51:37,340
He has like form classes.

1687
00:51:37,340 --> 00:51:42,660
First, you have to gain one hundred and fifty pounds to get your hand to the size it needs

1688
00:51:42,660 --> 00:51:43,660
to be.

1689
00:51:43,660 --> 00:51:44,660
That's weird.

1690
00:51:44,660 --> 00:51:45,660
Arthritis.

1691
00:51:45,660 --> 00:51:46,660
You need that.

1692
00:51:46,660 --> 00:51:48,220
It really tenses up the joints.

1693
00:51:48,220 --> 00:51:49,740
No break on the slap.

1694
00:51:49,740 --> 00:51:52,780
It's like getting hit with a fucking phone book.

1695
00:51:52,780 --> 00:51:53,780
It's nice, dude.

1696
00:51:53,780 --> 00:51:54,780
It's nice.

1697
00:51:54,780 --> 00:51:55,780
You know what?

1698
00:51:55,780 --> 00:51:59,260
My grandparents used to buy phone books and I would just call people from my class in

1699
00:51:59,260 --> 00:52:01,140
like the fourth grade on my home phone.

1700
00:52:01,140 --> 00:52:02,140
That's tight.

1701
00:52:02,140 --> 00:52:03,140
Yeah.

1702
00:52:03,140 --> 00:52:04,140
It was a sick move.

1703
00:52:04,140 --> 00:52:05,140
Yeah.

1704
00:52:05,140 --> 00:52:06,140
How the fuck did you?

1705
00:52:06,140 --> 00:52:07,140
Did you prank call?

1706
00:52:07,140 --> 00:52:08,140
Oh, no.

1707
00:52:08,140 --> 00:52:09,140
You were prank calling?

1708
00:52:09,140 --> 00:52:10,140
No, I was just like, it's me.

1709
00:52:10,140 --> 00:52:11,780
And I see my class the next day.

1710
00:52:11,780 --> 00:52:12,780
That's how I met Josh.

1711
00:52:12,780 --> 00:52:14,940
I used to say it.

1712
00:52:14,940 --> 00:52:17,220
In the fourth grade, dude.

1713
00:52:17,220 --> 00:52:18,500
This is the craziest story.

1714
00:52:18,500 --> 00:52:22,820
It was the fourth grade and I knew Josh's mom was from Poland, but their last name is

1715
00:52:22,820 --> 00:52:23,820
Walker.

1716
00:52:23,820 --> 00:52:25,900
So it's like a really common name.

1717
00:52:25,900 --> 00:52:30,220
So I just looked through all the fucking Walkers in the phone book who lived in like Harvest

1718
00:52:30,220 --> 00:52:31,220
Tony area.

1719
00:52:31,220 --> 00:52:38,220
Probably shouldn't be saying this, but I saw like her name was a common name, but instead

1720
00:52:38,220 --> 00:52:40,500
of an S, one of the letters was a Z.

1721
00:52:40,500 --> 00:52:42,980
And I was like, that's the Polish.

1722
00:52:42,980 --> 00:52:43,980
That's Poland, dude.

1723
00:52:43,980 --> 00:52:45,580
And you just call us like it's Josh there.

1724
00:52:45,580 --> 00:52:48,260
Yeah, that's a dead ass what I did.

1725
00:52:48,260 --> 00:52:51,420
And we've been we've been cool ever since.

1726
00:52:51,420 --> 00:52:52,420
Yeah.

1727
00:52:52,420 --> 00:52:53,420
Shout out, Josh.

1728
00:52:53,420 --> 00:52:54,420
Oh, yeah.

1729
00:52:54,420 --> 00:52:55,420
Hell, yeah.

1730
00:52:55,420 --> 00:52:57,580
Came out to the water part.

1731
00:52:57,580 --> 00:52:58,580
He did.

1732
00:52:58,580 --> 00:52:59,580
Yeah, I forgot about that.

1733
00:52:59,580 --> 00:53:02,940
He got hit hard as fuck by that softball and his face was bleeding.

1734
00:53:02,940 --> 00:53:04,940
That show you that picture?

1735
00:53:04,940 --> 00:53:05,940
Yeah.

1736
00:53:05,940 --> 00:53:06,940
Yeah.

1737
00:53:06,940 --> 00:53:07,940
Poor Josh.

1738
00:53:07,940 --> 00:53:12,220
You know, he's all right.

1739
00:53:12,220 --> 00:53:13,220
Love them, dude.

1740
00:53:13,220 --> 00:53:14,220
He had a nice little shorty.

1741
00:53:14,220 --> 00:53:16,420
I don't know if that's you guys a friend or something.

1742
00:53:16,420 --> 00:53:19,900
I don't I don't even remember what we're at the straight tail.

1743
00:53:19,900 --> 00:53:20,900
Yeah.

1744
00:53:20,900 --> 00:53:21,900
Yeah.

1745
00:53:21,900 --> 00:53:22,900
Yeah.

1746
00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:23,900
That was our coworker at Topwell.

1747
00:53:23,900 --> 00:53:27,740
I did bigger and better thing.

1748
00:53:27,740 --> 00:53:29,220
You see these scrubs he has on?

1749
00:53:29,220 --> 00:53:30,220
Yeah, dude.

1750
00:53:30,220 --> 00:53:31,220
I don't know CPR.

1751
00:53:31,220 --> 00:53:35,200
I hope you're all right.

1752
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:36,620
That is the scariest shit.

1753
00:53:36,620 --> 00:53:39,580
I take my lunch breaks at the mall because I just walked there.

1754
00:53:39,580 --> 00:53:40,580
It's like two minutes away.

1755
00:53:40,580 --> 00:53:44,660
I sit in the food court and I'm like, if somebody starts season up right now, they're going

1756
00:53:44,660 --> 00:53:49,260
to look at me and I'm going to be like, dude, I don't know what to tell you.

1757
00:53:49,260 --> 00:53:51,060
You don't know how to do CPR at all?

1758
00:53:51,060 --> 00:53:52,060
No.

1759
00:53:52,060 --> 00:53:53,060
Really?

1760
00:53:53,060 --> 00:53:54,060
I've never I have no medical experience.

1761
00:53:54,060 --> 00:53:58,660
I just said this is the most medical experience I have is wearing scrubs and looking at insurance.

1762
00:53:58,660 --> 00:53:59,660
Can you do CPR?

1763
00:53:59,660 --> 00:54:00,660
Yeah, dude.

1764
00:54:00,660 --> 00:54:02,140
You guys got to learn.

1765
00:54:02,140 --> 00:54:03,340
I know staying alive.

1766
00:54:03,340 --> 00:54:04,340
Okay, do that.

1767
00:54:04,340 --> 00:54:05,340
Right.

1768
00:54:05,340 --> 00:54:06,340
Yeah.

1769
00:54:06,340 --> 00:54:15,540
I'm trying to get the heart to beat like staying alive by the Bee Gees.

1770
00:54:15,540 --> 00:54:16,540
Oh yeah.

1771
00:54:16,540 --> 00:54:17,540
I got you.

1772
00:54:17,540 --> 00:54:18,540
I stand alive.

1773
00:54:18,540 --> 00:54:26,060
And hopefully they come back because we don't know mouth to mouth.

1774
00:54:26,060 --> 00:54:28,420
You still do the mouth to mouth in between.

1775
00:54:28,420 --> 00:54:29,420
In between.

1776
00:54:29,420 --> 00:54:31,300
You don't do that anymore.

1777
00:54:31,300 --> 00:54:32,300
Me too.

1778
00:54:32,300 --> 00:54:33,300
You can't do that anymore.

1779
00:54:33,300 --> 00:54:34,300
Oh yeah.

1780
00:54:34,300 --> 00:54:40,420
You just gotta make sure they're not choking on their tone.

1781
00:54:40,420 --> 00:54:41,420
You gotta get up in there.

1782
00:54:41,420 --> 00:54:43,260
You just grab the tongue.

1783
00:54:43,260 --> 00:54:44,260
Well don't grab it.

1784
00:54:44,260 --> 00:54:48,140
You put them on their, well no, you can't do CPR if they're on their side.

1785
00:54:48,140 --> 00:54:49,640
But I know you're supposed to put.

1786
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:51,380
If they're, you got to get the heartbeat.

1787
00:54:51,380 --> 00:54:53,000
That's the only thing that matters.

1788
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:54,000
You have to get the heartbeat first.

1789
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,000
You have to be able to breathe.

1790
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,700
Unless they're bleeding, you have to stop the bleeding and get the heart.

1791
00:54:57,700 --> 00:54:58,700
It's the ABCs.

1792
00:54:58,700 --> 00:55:00,820
See if the airways blocked.

1793
00:55:00,820 --> 00:55:02,180
The B is something else.

1794
00:55:02,180 --> 00:55:03,180
Then C, compression.

1795
00:55:03,180 --> 00:55:05,300
Compressions, dude.

1796
00:55:05,300 --> 00:55:09,580
Or maybe A is, I don't know dude.

1797
00:55:09,580 --> 00:55:14,700
We at Clown College get CPR certified.

1798
00:55:14,700 --> 00:55:19,860
We should do it and we should do all the things like we give each other IV and then we do

1799
00:55:19,860 --> 00:55:22,380
the nasal catheter.

1800
00:55:22,380 --> 00:55:26,060
Where you lube it up and you gotta put it in there all the way.

1801
00:55:26,060 --> 00:55:27,060
Nasal catheter?

1802
00:55:27,060 --> 00:55:29,060
It's called something like that, but that's what it is.

1803
00:55:29,060 --> 00:55:31,100
Gives you a piss out.

1804
00:55:31,100 --> 00:55:34,380
Airway, breathing, circulation.

1805
00:55:34,380 --> 00:55:35,380
Okay.

1806
00:55:35,380 --> 00:55:38,380
One for three?

1807
00:55:38,380 --> 00:55:39,380
One for three.

1808
00:55:39,380 --> 00:55:41,620
A 333 average in the MLB, dude.

1809
00:55:41,620 --> 00:55:43,660
That's all star level.

1810
00:55:43,660 --> 00:55:45,540
Goat level.

1811
00:55:45,540 --> 00:55:48,540
So you gonna do it?

1812
00:55:48,540 --> 00:55:53,020
You'll let JJ give you an IV?

1813
00:55:53,020 --> 00:55:54,020
Under medical supervision.

1814
00:55:54,020 --> 00:55:56,020
Brandon, look at my outfit, dude.

1815
00:55:56,020 --> 00:55:57,020
I got Birkenstocks on.

1816
00:55:57,020 --> 00:55:58,020
So let's walk through this one more time.

1817
00:55:58,020 --> 00:56:00,660
IV is, just one more time.

1818
00:56:00,660 --> 00:56:01,660
You know when you get your...

1819
00:56:01,660 --> 00:56:05,340
Because my thing is I'm making sure we need to see what we're walking into.

1820
00:56:05,340 --> 00:56:06,340
Intravenous.

1821
00:56:06,340 --> 00:56:10,860
So imagine you're, you've seen movies or TV shows where people at the hospital.

1822
00:56:10,860 --> 00:56:14,740
They got the bag of fluid and they got the little needle in their arm.

1823
00:56:14,740 --> 00:56:15,740
That's the IV.

1824
00:56:15,740 --> 00:56:16,740
He's already out.

1825
00:56:16,740 --> 00:56:17,740
I'm good.

1826
00:56:17,740 --> 00:56:18,740
Fuck that.

1827
00:56:18,740 --> 00:56:19,740
I hate those.

1828
00:56:19,740 --> 00:56:21,820
What if we give you like that super soldier serum?

1829
00:56:21,820 --> 00:56:22,820
Okay.

1830
00:56:22,820 --> 00:56:23,820
Now you got me back in.

1831
00:56:23,820 --> 00:56:24,820
I'm just kidding.

1832
00:56:24,820 --> 00:56:25,820
There is no super soldier.

1833
00:56:25,820 --> 00:56:26,820
It's called deca-debal, Brandon.

1834
00:56:26,820 --> 00:56:27,820
Deca-debal?

1835
00:56:27,820 --> 00:56:28,820
What is it?

1836
00:56:28,820 --> 00:56:29,820
Not like a scar or anything?

1837
00:56:29,820 --> 00:56:30,820
No, it's not a scar.

1838
00:56:30,820 --> 00:56:31,820
Don't worry about it.

1839
00:56:31,820 --> 00:56:32,820
It's what Captain America took.

1840
00:56:32,820 --> 00:56:33,820
It is.

1841
00:56:33,820 --> 00:56:34,820
We can get you on steroids.

1842
00:56:34,820 --> 00:56:37,300
We'll do you like with just one cycle.

1843
00:56:37,300 --> 00:56:38,740
You could look like Hulk Hogan, man.

1844
00:56:38,740 --> 00:56:40,660
You'd be the next RNC.

1845
00:56:40,660 --> 00:56:43,740
Dude, Brandon's swollen as fuck.

1846
00:56:43,740 --> 00:56:45,020
Like the rock level swollen.

1847
00:56:45,020 --> 00:56:48,020
I just imagine him walking around on his hands for some reason.

1848
00:56:48,020 --> 00:56:51,020
I think that's a little racist.

1849
00:56:51,020 --> 00:56:53,300
Can't win them all.

1850
00:56:53,300 --> 00:56:55,140
Hell yeah, man.

1851
00:56:55,140 --> 00:56:56,140
So you wouldn't do it.

1852
00:56:56,140 --> 00:56:57,140
How about, look up...

1853
00:56:57,140 --> 00:57:00,260
I don't know what the fuck that thing is called.

1854
00:57:00,260 --> 00:57:03,260
We had to do it in Vegas.

1855
00:57:03,260 --> 00:57:04,260
It's the air.

1856
00:57:04,260 --> 00:57:06,940
It's like you put this tube in your nose, right?

1857
00:57:06,940 --> 00:57:10,740
You lube it up and then you put it down there so you can breathe.

1858
00:57:10,740 --> 00:57:11,740
Nose tube.

1859
00:57:11,740 --> 00:57:12,740
Nose tube.

1860
00:57:12,740 --> 00:57:13,740
We could trach each other.

1861
00:57:13,740 --> 00:57:14,740
Not gonna lie, that IV sounds way better.

1862
00:57:14,740 --> 00:57:15,740
I heard that's like the most...

1863
00:57:15,740 --> 00:57:16,740
Oh, is that like the force feeding stuff?

1864
00:57:16,740 --> 00:57:17,740
No, no.

1865
00:57:17,740 --> 00:57:18,740
Not through the nose, man.

1866
00:57:18,740 --> 00:57:19,740
Let me see.

1867
00:57:19,740 --> 00:57:20,740
Yeah.

1868
00:57:20,740 --> 00:57:21,740
Oh, shit.

1869
00:57:21,740 --> 00:57:22,740
Not that.

1870
00:57:22,740 --> 00:57:23,740
None of those.

1871
00:57:23,740 --> 00:57:24,740
It's like the nose.

1872
00:57:24,740 --> 00:57:27,220
Oh, shit.

1873
00:57:27,220 --> 00:57:28,220
It's not this?

1874
00:57:28,220 --> 00:57:29,220
No, it's not that.

1875
00:57:29,220 --> 00:57:30,220
What?

1876
00:57:30,220 --> 00:57:32,900
It's just like literally like it's way fatter than that.

1877
00:57:32,900 --> 00:57:36,860
Why is it like babies with third degree burns?

1878
00:57:36,860 --> 00:57:37,860
Why is that?

1879
00:57:37,860 --> 00:57:38,860
I'm blurted out.

1880
00:57:38,860 --> 00:57:39,860
It's a Harlequin baby.

1881
00:57:39,860 --> 00:57:40,860
Harlequin ETS.

1882
00:57:40,860 --> 00:57:41,860
This is Ralph.

1883
00:57:41,860 --> 00:57:42,860
Oh my gosh.

1884
00:57:42,860 --> 00:57:43,860
Nah, go up, go up, go up.

1885
00:57:43,860 --> 00:57:44,860
For breathing.

1886
00:57:44,860 --> 00:57:45,860
Okay, let me see.

1887
00:57:45,860 --> 00:57:46,860
No.

1888
00:57:46,860 --> 00:57:47,860
There it is right there.

1889
00:57:47,860 --> 00:57:48,860
No, hold on, hold on.

1890
00:57:48,860 --> 00:57:49,860
Right there.

1891
00:57:49,860 --> 00:57:50,860
No, go over.

1892
00:57:50,860 --> 00:57:51,860
This way?

1893
00:57:51,860 --> 00:57:52,860
Move that.

1894
00:57:52,860 --> 00:57:53,860
Move this shit.

1895
00:57:53,860 --> 00:57:54,860
This is ginger.

1896
00:57:54,860 --> 00:57:55,860
Yeah.

1897
00:57:55,860 --> 00:57:56,860
The blue one, the blue thing.

1898
00:57:56,860 --> 00:57:57,860
Right here?

1899
00:57:57,860 --> 00:57:58,860
Yeah.

1900
00:57:58,860 --> 00:57:59,860
It's a dildo, man.

1901
00:57:59,860 --> 00:58:00,860
Yeah, you gotta put up your nose.

1902
00:58:00,860 --> 00:58:03,860
They sell that at Enchante Seas.

1903
00:58:03,860 --> 00:58:04,860
What the?

1904
00:58:04,860 --> 00:58:05,860
That's even worse.

1905
00:58:05,860 --> 00:58:06,860
I'd rather get the IV.

1906
00:58:06,860 --> 00:58:10,100
Oh, we still haven't got our smelling salts, dude.

1907
00:58:10,100 --> 00:58:11,100
Fuck.

1908
00:58:11,100 --> 00:58:12,100
We need those.

1909
00:58:12,100 --> 00:58:13,100
We do.

1910
00:58:13,100 --> 00:58:17,860
We put this in our nose and then take the smelling salts.

1911
00:58:17,860 --> 00:58:19,580
And we'll Ozzy Osbourne.

1912
00:58:19,580 --> 00:58:20,580
It's only fucking $5.99.

1913
00:58:20,580 --> 00:58:21,580
Let's do it.

1914
00:58:21,580 --> 00:58:24,220
Now, you have to lube it up real good.

1915
00:58:24,220 --> 00:58:28,460
You can't lube it up with blood because if you lube it up with blood, it sticks when

1916
00:58:28,460 --> 00:58:29,940
you try to pull it out.

1917
00:58:29,940 --> 00:58:31,740
Who has just blood on hand?

1918
00:58:31,740 --> 00:58:33,740
Well, if you're bleeding.

1919
00:58:33,740 --> 00:58:34,740
Oh, well.

1920
00:58:34,740 --> 00:58:35,740
You know.

1921
00:58:35,740 --> 00:58:36,740
Just spit.

1922
00:58:36,740 --> 00:58:37,740
Hark, two of that.

1923
00:58:37,740 --> 00:58:38,740
You do.

1924
00:58:38,740 --> 00:58:43,140
You can spit, but it's not, you want-

1925
00:58:43,140 --> 00:58:44,140
Some olive oil.

1926
00:58:44,140 --> 00:58:46,100
Yeah, now olive oil will be, yeah.

1927
00:58:46,100 --> 00:58:47,100
Do that.

1928
00:58:47,100 --> 00:58:48,100
Honey.

1929
00:58:48,100 --> 00:58:49,100
Sure.

1930
00:58:49,100 --> 00:58:50,100
No honey.

1931
00:58:50,100 --> 00:58:54,260
I'd rather have the testicuzzi than this piece of shit, dude.

1932
00:58:54,260 --> 00:58:56,340
This ain't gonna do nothing for you.

1933
00:58:56,340 --> 00:58:57,340
Safe lives.

1934
00:58:57,340 --> 00:58:58,980
So Brandon, which one do you want to do?

1935
00:58:58,980 --> 00:58:59,980
IV or this?

1936
00:58:59,980 --> 00:59:00,980
IV, man.

1937
00:59:00,980 --> 00:59:01,980
I'd rather just get a shot.

1938
00:59:01,980 --> 00:59:02,980
You'd rather do the IV.

1939
00:59:02,980 --> 00:59:03,980
The IV's just a shot, right?

1940
00:59:03,980 --> 00:59:04,980
The IV's just a shot right there, right?

1941
00:59:04,980 --> 00:59:05,980
It's not even a shot.

1942
00:59:05,980 --> 00:59:10,980
Why do they offer Klorna payments on an item that's $5.99?

1943
00:59:10,980 --> 00:59:13,980
Holy shit.

1944
00:59:13,980 --> 00:59:21,100
Brandon, we'll put some morphine in there.

1945
00:59:21,100 --> 00:59:22,100
You feel real good.

1946
00:59:22,100 --> 00:59:23,100
Morphine, okay.

1947
00:59:23,100 --> 00:59:24,980
You don't have to worry about what it is.

1948
00:59:24,980 --> 00:59:26,700
Like Mighty Morphine Power Rangers?

1949
00:59:26,700 --> 00:59:27,700
No, man.

1950
00:59:27,700 --> 00:59:28,700
I've heard about morphine at hospitals.

1951
00:59:28,700 --> 00:59:29,700
What is that?

1952
00:59:29,700 --> 00:59:30,700
Like the gum stuff?

1953
00:59:30,700 --> 00:59:31,700
Yes, it makes you feel good.

1954
00:59:31,700 --> 00:59:32,700
Oh, shit.

1955
00:59:32,700 --> 00:59:33,700
Okay.

1956
00:59:33,700 --> 00:59:34,700
Pain medicine.

1957
00:59:34,700 --> 00:59:35,700
Okay.

1958
00:59:35,700 --> 00:59:36,700
It's like Advil.

1959
00:59:36,700 --> 00:59:37,700
Have you ever taken any kind of pain meds?

1960
00:59:37,700 --> 00:59:39,700
You get your wisdom teeth taken out or anything?

1961
00:59:39,700 --> 00:59:40,700
No.

1962
00:59:40,700 --> 00:59:43,900
I mean, I had something, but it wasn't a wisdom teeth.

1963
00:59:43,900 --> 00:59:44,900
It was something else.

1964
00:59:44,900 --> 00:59:47,300
But you never got pain medication from the doctor?

1965
00:59:47,300 --> 00:59:48,300
No.

1966
00:59:48,300 --> 00:59:49,300
Well, just check and see if you did.

1967
00:59:49,300 --> 00:59:53,940
If you didn't bring some, bring some on Sunday.

1968
00:59:53,940 --> 00:59:57,340
There are people who would pay good money for that kind of thing.

1969
00:59:57,340 --> 00:59:58,340
Oh, yeah.

1970
00:59:58,340 --> 00:59:59,940
And some people like men don't want to sell hers.

1971
00:59:59,940 --> 01:00:00,940
There's, there's.

1972
01:00:00,940 --> 01:00:01,940
There's.

1973
01:00:01,940 --> 01:00:03,700
I can't believe you're mad at that.

1974
01:00:03,700 --> 01:00:05,660
This guy's sweating through two shirts over here, man.

1975
01:00:05,660 --> 01:00:06,660
I can't believe this.

1976
01:00:06,660 --> 01:00:08,660
You should have seen Brandon on Friday, dude.

1977
01:00:08,660 --> 01:00:09,660
Oh, man.

1978
01:00:09,660 --> 01:00:10,660
Yeah, I was sweating horrible.

1979
01:00:10,660 --> 01:00:13,660
Dude, it was an all-time... He looks like he's got a lot of blood.

1980
01:00:13,660 --> 01:00:17,980
He looks like Aquaman, like how he has the different colors on the side of his uniform.

1981
01:00:17,980 --> 01:00:18,980
He looked like that.

1982
01:00:18,980 --> 01:00:19,980
Yeah.

1983
01:00:19,980 --> 01:00:20,980
It was great.

1984
01:00:20,980 --> 01:00:21,980
He was two-tone, for real.

1985
01:00:21,980 --> 01:00:22,980
It was bad, man.

1986
01:00:22,980 --> 01:00:23,980
I remember that.

1987
01:00:23,980 --> 01:00:24,980
That was a hack and forth?

1988
01:00:24,980 --> 01:00:25,980
Yeah, it was a Bucky shirt.

1989
01:00:25,980 --> 01:00:26,980
It was that one, but it was gray.

1990
01:00:26,980 --> 01:00:27,980
For real?

1991
01:00:27,980 --> 01:00:28,980
Yeah.

1992
01:00:28,980 --> 01:00:29,980
That's why you said that.

1993
01:00:29,980 --> 01:00:30,980
I was gonna say I'd never seen him with this on.

1994
01:00:30,980 --> 01:00:31,980
No.

1995
01:00:31,980 --> 01:00:32,980
No, Brandon.

1996
01:00:32,980 --> 01:00:33,980
First of all, Brandon gets up there.

1997
01:00:33,980 --> 01:00:34,980
They interview him.

1998
01:00:34,980 --> 01:00:35,980
The first question they ask, they're like, the Bucky shirt, man.

1999
01:00:35,980 --> 01:00:36,980
And Brandon's like, I've never been.

2000
01:00:36,980 --> 01:00:39,980
That's the first thing he said.

2001
01:00:39,980 --> 01:00:40,980
True.

2002
01:00:40,980 --> 01:00:41,980
I've never been.

2003
01:00:41,980 --> 01:00:42,980
I wonder about.

2004
01:00:42,980 --> 01:00:46,420
And then the dude was like, so somebody just came up to you and be like, hey, you want

2005
01:00:46,420 --> 01:00:47,420
this Bucky shirt?

2006
01:00:47,420 --> 01:00:48,420
And you just took it?

2007
01:00:48,420 --> 01:00:49,420
And Brandon was like, that's exactly what happened.

2008
01:00:49,420 --> 01:00:54,660
Explain to them what hack and forth is.

2009
01:00:54,660 --> 01:00:56,300
It's like a Kill Tony type show.

2010
01:00:56,300 --> 01:00:58,420
They wanted to call it Kill Phony.

2011
01:00:58,420 --> 01:01:00,300
It's just the Kill Tony format.

2012
01:01:00,300 --> 01:01:03,700
You do instead of one minute, you do three minutes of standup, then like a three to four

2013
01:01:03,700 --> 01:01:05,540
minute interview with the panel.

2014
01:01:05,540 --> 01:01:06,540
It's a good time.

2015
01:01:06,540 --> 01:01:07,540
It's fun.

2016
01:01:07,540 --> 01:01:11,300
Dude, we met the photo negative version of Dom.

2017
01:01:11,300 --> 01:01:15,780
He's half black, half white, but he's white.

2018
01:01:15,780 --> 01:01:18,140
But he's like Samoan white.

2019
01:01:18,140 --> 01:01:19,940
He looks Samoan or like Hispanic.

2020
01:01:19,940 --> 01:01:24,700
I said my rose joke for him was that he looked like the strongest lesbian at a Quinceañera

2021
01:01:24,700 --> 01:01:26,660
because I thought he was Hispanic.

2022
01:01:26,660 --> 01:01:28,500
He's you, but like photo negative.

2023
01:01:28,500 --> 01:01:31,860
His name's Tyler Cooper, dude.

2024
01:01:31,860 --> 01:01:32,860
Shout out.

2025
01:01:32,860 --> 01:01:35,300
Tyler Cooper looks nothing like Dom.

2026
01:01:35,300 --> 01:01:40,300
He's the photo negative version of Dom.

2027
01:01:40,300 --> 01:01:46,620
He's as white as they're both black and white mixed, but he's way wider.

2028
01:01:46,620 --> 01:01:47,620
Yeah.

2029
01:01:47,620 --> 01:01:50,620
You know, we met him at the pool party.

2030
01:01:50,620 --> 01:01:51,620
Oh, yeah.

2031
01:01:51,620 --> 01:01:52,620
Oh, I know exactly.

2032
01:01:52,620 --> 01:01:53,620
Okay.

2033
01:01:53,620 --> 01:01:54,620
Okay.

2034
01:01:54,620 --> 01:01:55,620
Let me tell you something.

2035
01:01:55,620 --> 01:01:56,620
It's a cool dude.

2036
01:01:56,620 --> 01:01:57,620
He's a successful entrepreneur, dude.

2037
01:01:57,620 --> 01:02:03,340
He's a great dude, but I don't look like him and he doesn't look like me.

2038
01:02:03,340 --> 01:02:05,500
I think it's a diss to both of us.

2039
01:02:05,500 --> 01:02:08,500
Yeah, in the slightest.

2040
01:02:08,500 --> 01:02:12,900
I mean, if you have an astigmatism, it might be kind of similar, dude.

2041
01:02:12,900 --> 01:02:16,900
If you're looking about 50 yards away, same silhouette.

2042
01:02:16,900 --> 01:02:19,940
See, that's what I'm thinking.

2043
01:02:19,940 --> 01:02:23,300
I'm thinking to myself like, damn, have I let it get this far?

2044
01:02:23,300 --> 01:02:24,300
Yeah.

2045
01:02:24,300 --> 01:02:25,300
Yeah.

2046
01:02:25,300 --> 01:02:26,300
Dude.

2047
01:02:26,300 --> 01:02:34,660
Pat, let's get ready to go.

2048
01:02:34,660 --> 01:02:40,400
You can't put yourself on the same level as Pat because the health problems you have,

2049
01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:43,020
you go to the doctor and take medicine for them.

2050
01:02:43,020 --> 01:02:44,020
It's a good thing to have.

2051
01:02:44,020 --> 01:02:46,020
Yeah, if you're listening, Pat, it's time to go.

2052
01:02:46,020 --> 01:02:47,020
We're praying for you, man.

2053
01:02:47,020 --> 01:02:48,020
We're praying for you.

2054
01:02:48,020 --> 01:02:49,020
Hey, keep the feet.

2055
01:02:49,020 --> 01:02:50,020
You need them.

2056
01:02:50,020 --> 01:02:51,020
It's a good thing to have.

2057
01:02:51,020 --> 01:02:57,020
You don't want to lose it because where are you going to go if you lose them?

2058
01:02:57,020 --> 01:02:58,020
You can't walk.

2059
01:02:58,020 --> 01:03:01,900
Ironically, dude, feet are handy.

2060
01:03:01,900 --> 01:03:06,220
Feet are very handy to not even be hands, you know?

2061
01:03:06,220 --> 01:03:07,220
For real?

2062
01:03:07,220 --> 01:03:08,220
Type shit.

2063
01:03:08,220 --> 01:03:09,220
Type shit.

2064
01:03:09,220 --> 01:03:10,220
Thank you, Matthew.

2065
01:03:10,220 --> 01:03:11,220
Type shit.

2066
01:03:11,220 --> 01:03:14,220
And that's how we end the podcast.

2067
01:03:14,220 --> 01:03:15,220
Thanks guys.

2068
01:03:15,220 --> 01:03:16,220
Peace.

2069
01:03:16,220 --> 01:03:17,220
Peace.

2070
01:03:17,220 --> 01:03:18,220
Good shit, boys.

2071
01:03:18,220 --> 01:03:19,220
That was fun.

2072
01:03:19,220 --> 01:03:20,220
Hell yeah.

2073
01:03:20,220 --> 01:03:39,220
Good shit.