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This week on Clown College.

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We went out to Rainsville.

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It was next to a house in the middle of a field.

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The whole experience was pretty bad.

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But we get there and one of the guys is like, he does fighting or whatever.

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His little kids are all running around.

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A three year old runs up with a knife in her hand.

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She's running around with a knife in her hand and he's like, oh no, no, no, no, no.

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And he grabs her, turns the knife around in her hand and was like, run that into mommy.

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Oh.

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Are you serious?

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Yeah, for a second I thought he was going to be a father.

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Have you ever seen an absent father in the room with their kid?

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That's kind of what was happening.

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And then we were all sitting around chilling and he's like, hey, so do you guys want to

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buy some crack?

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Shut the fuck up.

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And it got about that quiet.

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It was like me and a few other comedians and he was like, I'm just kidding.

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I'm just kidding.

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I don't do it.

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And I'm just like, yeah, I can tell by your face.

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Welcome to Clown College.

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We have profound knowledge.

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In many ways to elevate and make yourself polished.

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So if you want to hear a little honest, if you take some ways to make it as a comic,

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stick around for a while to be down to clown, we got the guests right now just to show you

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how.

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Let's all go to Clown College, baby.

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It's with Brandon, Willis, Don, and JJ.

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Let's all go to Clown College, baby.

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It's with Brandon, Willis, Don, and JJ.

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Oh, yeah.

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They're both recording.

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Sure.

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Yep.

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You see the numbers?

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Oh, yeah.

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See the one, the zero, the six.

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I have to move all the Pokemon cards out of the way, man.

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Oh, shit.

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Yeah.

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You still got that one that he opened?

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Oh, yeah, man.

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Still on my table.

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Norman.

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Shout out Norman, dude.

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Norman, who's that?

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Parasol lady.

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That was the card.

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Oh, okay.

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Oh, yeah.

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So what's been going on, Brandon?

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Man, a lot.

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I heard you tried to kill somebody at work.

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Oh, man.

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See, that was an accident.

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It always is.

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It was an accident.

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I feel like we both messed up in a way, if you think about it, man.

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So what happened was, is like the customer was giving me the cash.

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Like, they're supposed to.

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So I take the cash.

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And when you get the cash, everybody knows, you click Tinder and then you press a button

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to get the cash, right?

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Everybody knows that.

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And my banger, so as I was pressing the button, she came at the same time as I was pressing

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the button.

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I don't know how this happened because she was over there at the moment.

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And as soon as I pressed it, boom, they both collide.

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And yeah, it hit her in the head.

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So the change drawer hit your coworker in the head.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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It could have been bad.

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I would guess she walked over there to help you.

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I think she's throwing something away because I have a little trash can down there.

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Did she bend down?

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Yes.

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And then where did the drawer hit her?

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Right here.

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In the head.

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And thankfully she was all right and everybody was fucking me the whole time.

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They were like, you know she had staples in her.

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I was like, really?

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You have staples in your head?

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They're like, no, we're just.

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That's that tism, dude.

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He's like, yeah, they were joking.

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She's bleeding out on the floor.

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Brandy's like, oh, that's a good one.

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Get up now.

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Get that drawer up in you, dude.

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Yeah, that was, I'm sorry.

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That happened today?

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The other day.

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Really?

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The other day.

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Thankfully, yeah.

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Everything's good now.

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We're still in people's money and fucking people's money.

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That change drawer is heavy.

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All the money he stole from customers.

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It came out so fast.

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I never, like, dude, the whole store froze.

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Everybody's like, even the person in front of me is like, oh my gosh, the other cash

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register person.

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I was like, you good?

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I was sounding like Dante the whole time.

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I was like, you good?

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You good?

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Dude, you know what, Brandon?

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He actually lasted longer than I did at Cashier and Dude.

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I got fired from Target.

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Oh yeah, man.

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They gave me a raise from that Cashier.

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Hell yeah, dude.

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They gave you a raise for the Cashier?

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Oh yeah, they were like, you know what, fuck it, man.

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You out here doing outstanding work, you out there bagging and what's that, skin at the

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same time, you're doing it.

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Double trouble.

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Hell yeah.

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It's so good.

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Dual threat.

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I'll be doing it and then when I have a bag, they'll be like, you know what, Brandon don't

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need that.

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When I actually do, but they just want to, okay, that's cool.

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I'm good.

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One man army at the Cashier.

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One man army.

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Two man army, but whatever.

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How do you feel about self checkouts, man?

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Well sadly we don't have them.

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If we did, I mean, shit.

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Oh yeah, y'all don't, Publix don't have self checkouts.

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No, no we do.

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Some of them do.

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But that one doesn't.

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It's too small.

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Too small.

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Too small to have a self check out in that one.

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That one's weird, bro.

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It always, it makes me feel like I'm going into some kind of like museum.

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Oh yeah, it's nice in there.

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I don't like it.

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Where's that, Elvin Harvest?

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Twickenham.

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Twickenham.

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Fuck is Twickenham.

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It's right next to the hospital.

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Downtown, medical district.

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Oh yeah, okay I know that.

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With Taco Mama, Mayways, Steam, what was it?

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The Cajun.

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What the fuck is that?

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Yeah, the Steamer?

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The Steamer.

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Cajun Steamer.

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Oh fuck yeah.

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And Cookie Fix.

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Cleveland Steamer.

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No, no.

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Cajun.

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What?

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Cajun, no Cleveland, man.

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I wish.

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Cleveland, they got some good food.

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You like Cleveland Steamer.

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Well you know Cleveland's in Louisiana.

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No man, no.

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Oh I try, I try.

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That's a pie.

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I'm sorry man.

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I didn't know you knew your geography like that.

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Yeah, Cavaliers, man.

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But you would like a Cleveland Steamer, wouldn't you?

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Cleveland what?

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Cleveland Steamer.

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Oh hell yeah, I thought you said Steamer.

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Yeah, he'd like it.

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Yeah, it's way better than Seaman.

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Honestly, I don't know man.

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I don't know if I'd take the Seaman or the Steamer, dude.

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Actually, that is tough.

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Because dude, listen, Cajun Steamer, I mean I'm not trying to.

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Cleveland Steamer.

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Cleveland Steamer, okay.

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Well Cleveland, I never had Cleveland Steamer.

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I mean Cleveland Steamer.

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You've taken a few Cleveland's.

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Yeah.

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What does this mean?

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Cleveland Steamer, look it up.

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On Urban Dictionary.

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I used to do a series on my Instagram, Urban Dictionary Vocabulary, dude.

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There's some interesting words out there.

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Yeah, I would like to see some of those.

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Oh man, they teach you some stuff.

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Let's see.

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Urban Dictionary, Cleveland Steamer.

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Let's read this out.

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I got you.

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The Cleveland Steamer is far more specific than the listings I have seen here.

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A sexual act by nature, fetish, the Cleveland Steamer is when one person craps on another

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person's chest and very importantly then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam

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roller.

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Yeah.

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Example, Billy had just gotten out of the shower so me and John gave men a Cleveland

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Steamer.

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Damn.

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So you ever have one of those?

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No, I'm good.

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You wouldn't do that.

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Hell no.

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That was back in 04, you could do it back then.

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Yeah.

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That was perfectly fine.

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I think Blippi did that, man.

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You don't know about Blippi, right?

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What?

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The children's icon?

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Oh, he did get in trouble.

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Yes, yes.

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He did get in trouble.

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It's on camera.

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It's on camera.

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Of course.

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It's on camera.

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I've watched it.

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Let's look that up.

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Hold on.

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What did you watch?

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So dude, there's literally footage of Blippi crouching like you do on the toilet, but it's

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the other way and the dude's on the other side and he's just shitting on his dude.

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It's horrible.

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Really?

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What's up with all these people getting exposed for gay sexual acts as of recently?

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That's behind it, man.

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Sketch.

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Oh, sketch.

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Blippi.

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Blippi, who else?

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Who's going to be next, dude?

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I knew that dude.

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Ellen DeGeneres.

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Marlon Brando.

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Did he do something?

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That's up recently.

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Oh, I saw it all the time.

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He's been dead for a while.

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They're recently bringing it up.

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Oh man, Cabman probably.

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But they recently brought it up.

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He was in there with Richard Pryor and stuff.

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Yeah, they used to bang.

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For real?

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Yeah.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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For real?

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Yeah.

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Richard Pryor and...

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Yeah.

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Huh.

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Yeah.

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I can't see it.

276
00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:26,200
Yeah.

277
00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:27,200
No, no.

278
00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:28,200
I just didn't know.

279
00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:29,200
His world is crumbling.

280
00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:30,200
That's good, man.

281
00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:31,200
Yeah.

282
00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:32,200
That's good.

283
00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:33,200
I like the Godfather.

284
00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:34,200
He just bangs sometimes.

285
00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:35,200
Hell yeah, man.

286
00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:36,200
I like the Godfather.

287
00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:37,200
Bang, bang, bang, man.

288
00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:38,200
Godfather fathering in there, man.

289
00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:39,200
Yeah.

290
00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:40,200
You know what I mean?

291
00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:41,200
Do you think he was on top?

292
00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:48,200
Richard had to be the one taking control, man.

293
00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:52,200
So you think Richard had him?

294
00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:53,200
Oh, hell yeah.

295
00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,200
Hell yeah.

296
00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,880
Marlon, he probably more quieter guy.

297
00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:58,840
But then again, quiet can surprise you.

298
00:08:58,840 --> 00:08:59,840
So you never really know.

299
00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:00,840
You think Marlon Brando was a quiet guy?

300
00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:01,840
Pretty relaxed.

301
00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:02,840
I mean, I just saw Godfather.

302
00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:03,840
I mean, when he talk about, hey, how you doing?

303
00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:07,200
He stole my heart and shit.

304
00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:10,400
So when I hear that, I'm trying to do a...

305
00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:11,400
I'm trying to do a paraphrase.

306
00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:12,400
How does he talk?

307
00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:13,400
Let's see.

308
00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:18,160
He's like, my name is Marlon Brando and I'm in the Godfather and stuff.

309
00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:19,160
Because he would talk about...

310
00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:20,160
That's my favorite line.

311
00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:21,160
What's that word?

312
00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:23,920
What's that word that he says?

313
00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:24,920
You got to...

314
00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:25,920
What is it?

315
00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:26,920
You better accept the offer.

316
00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:27,920
We got an offer you can't refuse.

317
00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:28,920
You better accept the offer.

318
00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:32,440
You got an offer you can't refuse.

319
00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:34,400
I mean, it's almost perfect.

320
00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:35,400
Yeah.

321
00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:38,200
I mean, I have no director's notes, dude.

322
00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:42,960
Actually, but he was a method actor, so I mean, if he's dedicated, he could have probably...

323
00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:44,360
Yeah, he could have took action.

324
00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:45,960
Yeah, he was acting though.

325
00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:46,960
You know, that's not who...

326
00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:50,200
Yeah, I don't know anything about him as a person.

327
00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:51,200
That's what we were talking about.

328
00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:53,560
Have you ever seen him in any other movie?

329
00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:54,560
I've seen clips.

330
00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:57,520
Like, from the 50s, I don't know which movies they were in.

331
00:09:57,520 --> 00:10:01,520
I just see clips of him walking around looking like Vito Scoletto from Mafia II, which they

332
00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:02,800
based him off of.

333
00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:03,800
No.

334
00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:04,800
No, I mean, my bad.

335
00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:06,320
Vito is based off of Marlon.

336
00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:07,320
Yeah.

337
00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:08,320
You're not talking about Marlon Harris?

338
00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:09,320
No, no, no.

339
00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:10,320
Oh, what'd you say?

340
00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:11,320
No, I said Marlon Brando.

341
00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:12,320
Okay, okay.

342
00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:15,720
And then you got Vito Scoletta, who he's based off of.

343
00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:17,120
From Mafia II, the video game.

344
00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:18,920
Best game in the world, I think, all the time.

345
00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:19,920
Mafia II.

346
00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:20,920
Yes.

347
00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:25,200
So if I went back up, because you told me all three of them would be like $5.

348
00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:26,760
That shit was like $80.

349
00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:27,760
What was $80?

350
00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:28,760
For all the Mafia.

351
00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:29,760
All three of them?

352
00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:30,760
Really?

353
00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:31,760
Yeah.

354
00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:32,760
That's weird.

355
00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:33,760
It was more than fucking $5.

356
00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:34,760
Probably for PS5.

357
00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:35,760
Was it on the shop?

358
00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:36,760
Yeah.

359
00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:37,760
I think I had to get that physical or something.

360
00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:38,760
That's a damn shame.

361
00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:41,760
Yeah, because I wanted to play it.

362
00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:43,240
Mafia II is good.

363
00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:44,240
I'll vouch for Brando.

364
00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:46,760
And I never played the original, but I played two and three.

365
00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:47,760
They're both pretty solid.

366
00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:49,400
You need to play the original.

367
00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:54,920
Last time I took a game advice was from Justin Letlow with Cyberpunk.

368
00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,600
I think that was more user error.

369
00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:57,600
I agree.

370
00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:58,600
I bought it too.

371
00:10:58,600 --> 00:10:59,600
I bought it too.

372
00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:00,600
You were there trying to play it too.

373
00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:01,600
Yeah, well, just because I was bad at it.

374
00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:02,600
Too much.

375
00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:03,600
That's why I wanted to play Elvin Ray.

376
00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:06,440
There's not enough fighting in it.

377
00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:09,240
I don't think we made it to the fighting parts, really.

378
00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:10,240
No, dude.

379
00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:11,240
No, man.

380
00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:12,480
I put hours into it.

381
00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:14,440
It wasn't like I just put an hour.

382
00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:18,280
Well, yeah, but you started a level, then you fell asleep for three hours.

383
00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:19,880
No, dude.

384
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:26,080
I put at least six hours into the game to be like, it's going to do something.

385
00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:27,360
It's like, oh, Keanu came.

386
00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:30,280
That was kind of cool, kind of confusing, but we'll go with it.

387
00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:32,560
Keanu Reeves was also in the new SpongeBob movie.

388
00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:33,560
Oh, yeah.

389
00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:34,560
I remember that.

390
00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:35,560
I bet that was badass.

391
00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:36,560
I'm going to watch it on Netflix now.

392
00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:38,120
I don't have it, but I use my go-to.

393
00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:39,120
I'll watch it later.

394
00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:40,120
I can't watch it.

395
00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:43,120
Oh, we went to go see Deadpool vs. Wolverine.

396
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:47,760
We can't give out any spoilers here now because I won't be a part of it.

397
00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:50,480
I won't be a part of pieces of shit who give out spoilers.

398
00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:51,480
Me neither.

399
00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:52,480
Even though this will come out.

400
00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:53,480
Somebody heard them, dude.

401
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:54,480
Yeah.

402
00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:55,480
Me neither.

403
00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:56,480
Don't do that shit.

404
00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:57,480
It is lame to do that.

405
00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:58,480
Who was the NFL player?

406
00:11:58,480 --> 00:11:59,480
Was it Le'Veon Bell?

407
00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:00,480
Who spoiled what?

408
00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:01,480
Spoiled something.

409
00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:02,480
He spoiled in-game.

410
00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:03,480
I think I know what you're talking about.

411
00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:06,480
Look up who spoiled in-game.

412
00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:07,480
Let's see.

413
00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:11,760
In one of the Avengers movies.

414
00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:14,640
It just like I lost all respect for him.

415
00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:15,640
I can't take it.

416
00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:17,840
Like, why do you if you don't care that much.

417
00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:18,840
LaShawn McCoy.

418
00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:19,840
LaShawn McCoy.

419
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,840
They got bold letters and shit, man.

420
00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:22,840
Let's see.

421
00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:23,840
LeShawn.

422
00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:24,840
LeShawn.

423
00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:25,840
LeShawn McCoy.

424
00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:27,840
Let's see what he looks like.

425
00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:30,160
Just put an image.

426
00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:31,160
Why are you?

427
00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:32,160
Let's see.

428
00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:33,760
No, we have to do this.

429
00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:34,760
Look at this dude.

430
00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:35,760
Oh, okay.

431
00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:36,760
It's a cool dude, man.

432
00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:37,760
But he going to spoil stuff?

433
00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:38,760
That's not good, man.

434
00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:39,760
He spoiled it, bro.

435
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:40,760
That's not cool, man.

436
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:41,760
Man, was he a good running back?

437
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:42,760
He was shifty.

438
00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:43,760
Very shifty.

439
00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:44,760
Yeah.

440
00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:46,760
He seems like a nice feller, man.

441
00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:49,960
He's probably a cool guy, but I still was pissed off.

442
00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:52,040
I mean, that's what he's going to be known for.

443
00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:53,040
Yeah.

444
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,040
Besides football.

445
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,040
Yeah.

446
00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,760
And he's on one of those talk shows for sports now.

447
00:12:57,760 --> 00:13:00,160
Oh, well they hire anybody on one of those.

448
00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:01,600
Dude, I'm telling you.

449
00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:06,360
They were trying to switch Fox Sports, right?

450
00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:10,320
Was trying to fix all this shit like Skip Bayless and Stephen A. Smith.

451
00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:12,960
They were trying to do all their shows like that.

452
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,960
Besides Colin Calhurt.

453
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:19,480
And the one, Speak for Yourself, had Jason Whitlock fat slur, fucking coon ass mouth

454
00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:20,480
on that.

455
00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:22,160
I can't stand this fat bitch.

456
00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:24,320
I swear to God.

457
00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:31,560
If he died today, I would fucking cheer because he's a fat, coon, Uncle Ruckus piece of

458
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:32,760
fucking shit.

459
00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:35,840
Jason Whitlock, you slur mouth cheeseburger eating bitch.

460
00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:37,640
Oh my gosh.

461
00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:40,560
But other than that, it's just wasn't a good night.

462
00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:44,360
That's exactly what I was thinking too, man.

463
00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:47,520
The one sports commentator I can't stand is, well there's two.

464
00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:48,520
Colin Calhurt.

465
00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:49,520
You don't like Colin?

466
00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:50,980
I don't like Colin Calhurt.

467
00:13:50,980 --> 00:13:53,160
Just because he seems whiny to me.

468
00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:56,320
And then Malika Andrews because she never knows what the fuck she's talking about.

469
00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:57,320
Does she not?

470
00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:58,320
No.

471
00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:02,600
She gives off a vibe of somebody who you would not want to be around.

472
00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:05,560
It's like somebody who went to Harvard to be a sports journalist.

473
00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:06,560
Is that what she did?

474
00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:09,320
I don't know if she did, but that's the vibe she gives off.

475
00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:10,320
That's the vibe she gives off.

476
00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:12,360
Well now Brandon's on Colin Calhurt's side because he's standing.

477
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:13,360
Fucks with wrestling?

478
00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:14,360
Charlotte Flair.

479
00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:15,360
That's what's up.

480
00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:16,360
Loves it, dude.

481
00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:17,360
Charlotte Flair and Natalia.

482
00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:18,360
Heart Foundation.

483
00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:20,360
I think anybody would fuck with wrestling if you were standing right there, dude.

484
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,360
Oh yeah.

485
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:22,360
You know what I mean?

486
00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:23,360
Look how giddy he is.

487
00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:24,360
Look at that snap.

488
00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:26,720
He's doing the hover hands thing.

489
00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:28,520
He's thinking about molesting him.

490
00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:29,520
Oh yeah.

491
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:30,520
He cut off camera.

492
00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:31,520
You know, we can do more than wrestling.

493
00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:32,520
Look at that.

494
00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:33,520
I mean his face.

495
00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:34,520
Pure terror.

496
00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:36,760
Strikes my heart when I see that little rat face right there, dude.

497
00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:38,600
Nothing good when you see that.

498
00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:45,080
But yeah, I mean I personally, my favorite form of sports media is NBA on TNT, which is

499
00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:48,000
sadly inside the NBA.

500
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,920
Inside the NBA.

501
00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:52,160
Probably the greatest, right?

502
00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:53,160
I'm trying to think of another one.

503
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:54,160
What could be better?

504
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:57,600
In terms of just like fun, definitely number one.

505
00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:58,600
Longevity too.

506
00:14:58,600 --> 00:14:59,600
Yeah.

507
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,520
They got that on their side.

508
00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:07,000
And then like Ernie and Kenny always know what the fuck they're talking about.

509
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,640
So even though you got the two funny motherfuckers back there.

510
00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:12,640
Who never know what they're talking about.

511
00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:17,840
When a guy's banging you, these young guys, they coming, man.

512
00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:22,400
Dude, if you guys don't know, go watch the compilations on YouTube.

513
00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:23,400
They're so good.

514
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:26,040
They spend so many hours of it and all of them are good.

515
00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:29,760
If you start from the fucking like end of the nineties to two thousands and they're

516
00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:32,680
still, he's talking about San Antonio, the woman being big.

517
00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:34,560
And some big women up in San Antonio.

518
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:37,520
And then he starts eating the troes and it looks like he's double fisting cocks.

519
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,280
Yeah, that was awesome.

520
00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:40,560
They would race to the scoreboard.

521
00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:45,480
Shaq would blow out three knees.

522
00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,280
You know he's from here too, right?

523
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,280
Who?

524
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,280
Charles Barkley.

525
00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:50,280
He's from Huntsville?

526
00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:51,280
He's from Leeds.

527
00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:53,080
Which is like around Birmingham.

528
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:54,080
Oh, okay.

529
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,880
He came to one of these schools over here.

530
00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:56,880
What was it, Columbia?

531
00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:57,880
I think.

532
00:15:57,880 --> 00:15:59,880
They need somebody over there.

533
00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:00,880
Columbia here?

534
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:01,880
Oh yeah, Columbia High School.

535
00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:04,480
Yeah, it's like close to, I think it's close to here kind of.

536
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:05,480
Oh, that's where he went to high school?

537
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:08,480
No, he went to do something like I was saying.

538
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:09,480
Oh, okay.

539
00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:12,040
That's where our student taught at, man, was Columbia and they need some help over there.

540
00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:13,040
That's where I met Magic Johnson.

541
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:14,040
They had a camp down there, man.

542
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:15,040
You see the smile on his face?

543
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,040
Why'd you do that smile?

544
00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:17,040
Brandon received a magic touch.

545
00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:23,680
Man, I remember how happy I was that day, man.

546
00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:24,680
You still can feel it, can't you?

547
00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:27,480
That's when I thought I was going to be in the NBA.

548
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:28,480
You still can.

549
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:29,480
Nah, I'm good.

550
00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:31,520
Well, we're about to see when we play this basketball.

551
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:33,000
Which is never going to happen.

552
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,000
Defense.

553
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,000
Why?

554
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,000
I'm ready.

555
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,680
It just has to be like one time where you guys were all like on a Saturday or something

556
00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:38,680
and nobody's doing nothing.

557
00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:39,680
I'm down whenever, dude.

558
00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:40,680
Yeah.

559
00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:41,680
We're going to get it defensively.

560
00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:44,560
I ain't playing when I just get off work.

561
00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:46,200
It's just not going to happen.

562
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:48,760
I can lie to you and tell you I would, but I'm not going to.

563
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:49,760
I'm ready.

564
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:52,380
Maybe a Friday will be the best.

565
00:16:52,380 --> 00:16:57,000
Maybe a Friday because you can just go out there and even if you're tired, you're done

566
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,800
unless you got to shovel that fuck down.

567
00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:00,800
Yeah.

568
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:01,800
All right.

569
00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:04,800
Matthew Lumber, Blake Russell, we need you, dude.

570
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,800
We need you guys and Charlie.

571
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:08,360
Charlie already said he's down.

572
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:09,960
Oh, well then yeah, Charlie.

573
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:11,120
So who's the teams?

574
00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:13,240
Me, Brandon, and Charlie.

575
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,240
Okay.

576
00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:16,000
First, me, Lumber.

577
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,000
I believe in us, dude.

578
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,000
I do too.

579
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,000
I believe in us.

580
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,000
We have the best basketball player in Huntsville.

581
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,000
How bad?

582
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,300
I'm just going to stop bullshitting.

583
00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:24,360
How bad we are going to beat you guys.

584
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:26,360
Brandon, you won't score a point on me.

585
00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:27,360
Listen to me.

586
00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:32,000
You won't score a point on me and I will score 50% of the buckets.

587
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,000
I disagree.

588
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,000
That'll be our team.

589
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,000
My defense is king, man.

590
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,000
That's my shit.

591
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,000
My defense.

592
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,000
Clamp.

593
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,000
Clamp.

594
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,000
Sense.

595
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,000
D. That's it.

596
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,000
Hall of Fame Clamps.

597
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,000
Hall of Fame Clamps.

598
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,000
And then we get some layups in there.

599
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,000
We get some layups in there.

600
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,000
Acrobatic layups.

601
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,000
Get some mid shots.

602
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,000
If you ever touch the, if they ever give you the ball to touch it, I'm stealing it immediately.

603
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,000
Okay.

604
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,000
Challenge accepted.

605
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,000
Challenge accepted.

606
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,000
We'll see.

607
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,000
It's going to be good.

608
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,000
We'll have some clips.

609
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,520
We could throw like a little montage up whenever it happens.

610
00:17:57,520 --> 00:18:00,360
Oh, dude, we're posting the whole game.

611
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:01,360
We're posting the whole game.

612
00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:05,000
You just see all of us over there on our hands on our knees like.

613
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,000
Oh, yeah.

614
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000
They're like Michael Jordan, huh?

615
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,000
Remember when he did that?

616
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,000
Yeah, not in the same way.

617
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,000
Oh, just more like.

618
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:18,000
More of like we're exhausted and can't move and probably will need a week to recover.

619
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,000
I'm going to bring my haler that night.

620
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,000
Yeah, you're going to need it then.

621
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,000
Yeah, I'm fucking.

622
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,000
I don't, I don't bring it out.

623
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,000
I never do.

624
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,000
I almost died a couple of times.

625
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,000
I don't bring it out, but this time I will.

626
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,000
Yeah.

627
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,000
This time I will.

628
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,000
It's for the best.

629
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,000
Yeah.

630
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,000
It's for the best.

631
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:37,000
Brandon, I will say he's very slippery on offense.

632
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,000
He is?

633
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,000
Because he's sweating.

634
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,000
He'll maneuver right in between all three of y'all.

635
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,000
It wasn't my best night that night, but it was good.

636
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,000
What night?

637
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,000
That basketball night we did.

638
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,000
It was broad daylight.

639
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,000
That's the most interesting part to be.

640
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,000
Defense was alright.

641
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,000
2 p.m.

642
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,000
Defense was pretty good.

643
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,000
It was alright.

644
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,000
But whenever you came back, you said you were the best of the three.

645
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000
With defense, I'm pretty good with defense.

646
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,000
Why you keep.

647
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,000
I'm talking about when you guys initially came back.

648
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,000
Brandon, talk your shit.

649
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,000
Talk your shit, Brandon.

650
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,000
They said you were the best and you were like.

651
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,000
This is our team he's talking about, man.

652
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,000
Yep, and we good.

653
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,000
And we're going to get this.

654
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,000
Larry versus Bird.

655
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000
Yeah, we're going to get this.

656
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000
We're going to get it.

657
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,000
I remember.

658
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,000
OK, I'm going to be.

659
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000
So were you the best that day is all I want to know.

660
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,000
Best that day?

661
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,000
Yes.

662
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,000
Yes.

663
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,000
No, no.

664
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,000
Defensibly, yes.

665
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,000
Defensibly, yes.

666
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,000
Defensibly, yes.

667
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,000
But my asthma was whooping my ass that day.

668
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,000
I'm going to be honest, man.

669
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,000
I got on board because everybody was saying I didn't.

670
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,000
At first I was like, for real?

671
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,000
Fuck yeah.

672
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,000
All right.

673
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,000
But listen, defensively.

674
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,000
Uh huh.

675
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,000
And layup.

676
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,000
Defensibly he was the best.

677
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,000
And layup shots and maybe even some mid shots.

678
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,000
We can get that.

679
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000
Especially, yep, we can get that.

680
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000
I start running a little bit.

681
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,000
Get that endurance up.

682
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,000
Brandon, how about this?

683
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,000
If you score on me.

684
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000
Oh, OK.

685
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000
That doesn't matter about win or losing.

686
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,000
If you score one point on me, I'll give you $100.

687
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,000
Challenge accepted.

688
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,000
Brandon's going to get that $100.

689
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,000
I'm getting $100.

690
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,000
Yeah, dude.

691
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,000
Brandon, you won't score on me.

692
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,000
Oh, man.

693
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,000
Challenge accepted.

694
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,000
I need that knee.

695
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,000
Everybody understand.

696
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,000
I am terrible at basketball.

697
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:15,000
The only thing I am good at, and that's how I know when people are bad, is what they say,

698
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,000
because the only thing I am kind of good at is defense.

699
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,000
Defense.

700
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:21,000
But I'm not really good at it because I'm just going to foul you.

701
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:24,000
But we don't call fouls, dude.

702
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,000
Yeah, so you're not calling fouls.

703
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:29,000
Now I won't hold you or anything, but I will give you a little check.

704
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,000
He'll touch you.

705
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,000
Yeah.

706
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,000
You will get touched.

707
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,000
We used to that.

708
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,000
It's all right, man.

709
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,000
Fucking wrestling, man.

710
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,000
Yeah, that's what he was talking about.

711
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,000
Oh yeah, wrestling.

712
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

713
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,000
All right, there we go.

714
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,000
Wrestling, man.

715
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,000
What are y'all thinking, man?

716
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,000
Be cool, man.

717
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,000
Be cool.

718
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,000
Hit it with the forearm shiver.

719
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,000
Yeah, man.

720
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,000
I did football for a year.

721
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,000
I didn't know shit about it.

722
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,000
Yeah, Brandon.

723
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,000
I just asked Brandon what a linebacker was.

724
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000
He said, the dude who catches the ball.

725
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,000
Yeah, that's one of these.

726
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,000
Sometimes.

727
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,000
Dude.

728
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,000
Yeah, very rarely.

729
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,000
Very rarely.

730
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,000
Hey, you taught me.

731
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,000
You're like, watch Madden.

732
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,000
I should have done that.

733
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,000
Played Madden.

734
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,000
I should have played Madden.

735
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,000
What was it?

736
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,000
When was I in middle school?

737
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,000
I don't know.

738
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,000
Probably like- 2014.

739
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,000
Really?

740
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,000
2014?

741
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,000
Yeah.

742
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,000
Okay, in 10 years ago, I should have played Madden.

743
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,000
I feel like I would have been better in there.

744
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,520
People are like, you don't know about it?

745
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:13,520
I was like, yeah.

746
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:14,520
Nah, man.

747
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:15,520
He just asked me to be on it.

748
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:17,520
They were like, hell yeah.

749
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,520
Every time I go to a barbershop, I was fat.

750
00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:21,520
Everybody be like, man, you should play football.

751
00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:22,520
I was like, all right.

752
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:23,520
Get you on the line.

753
00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:26,480
I don't know about it, but I was like, all right, fuck it.

754
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:30,480
You would have been a good left tackle because your feet go out like this.

755
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:31,480
Oh, yeah.

756
00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:33,600
Yeah, like ducks, man.

757
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:35,280
You automatically got that side base.

758
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:36,280
Hell yeah.

759
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:39,720
I could have seen Brandon being the best center of all time.

760
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:41,680
Oh, man.

761
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:46,040
I just wish I could have went up against somebody like Brandon if he was on the line and I was

762
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:47,040
at the end.

763
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:48,040
You didn't know what was going on?

764
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,040
Yeah.

765
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:52,600
I would literally pick you up by your pads and run you into the quarterback.

766
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:54,200
Back in the day- That's good for you, though.

767
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,200
Yeah.

768
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:56,200
Oh, yeah.

769
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:57,200
Back in the day, yeah.

770
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:58,200
I didn't know shit.

771
00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,200
$100, Brandon.

772
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:00,200
We got to go.

773
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:01,200
$100, yeah.

774
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,200
He's going to get that $100.

775
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:03,200
You think so?

776
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:04,200
I'm 100% sure.

777
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:05,200
$100, one point.

778
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,200
Yeah.

779
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,200
No free throws.

780
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,200
Hell yeah.

781
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,720
And it doesn't count if you get fouled.

782
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:14,360
As long as it goes in the bucket, it has to go in the bucket.

783
00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:15,920
We'll get Charlie to set a screen.

784
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:16,920
I'm telling you.

785
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:17,920
Oh, shit.

786
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,840
JJ, you remember when we were there and that dude kept on coming up to me.

787
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:21,840
What was it?

788
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:24,720
The one with the hat when every time I was shooting, he's like, there you go.

789
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:25,720
Remember that dude?

790
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:28,000
The guy on the other team that was guarding you?

791
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,680
Yeah, I remember that.

792
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:32,680
What happened?

793
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:35,920
The guy that was guarding Brandon when he would get a shot off.

794
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:36,920
Yeah.

795
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:39,000
He was like, good job.

796
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,040
But he wouldn't do that with the defense.

797
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:43,960
Didn't do that with the defense.

798
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:45,840
He was just being, it was just sportsmanship.

799
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:48,320
It was just sportsmanship, Dom.

800
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:52,400
I was like, fuck sportsmanship that day, man.

801
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:56,800
And Brandon could have taken enough breaths to speak, he would have been like, fuck you.

802
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:58,960
My ass a little fucked up.

803
00:22:58,960 --> 00:22:59,960
Stuff happens.

804
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:00,960
Oh, man.

805
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:03,400
That's our starting, that's our point guard.

806
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:06,520
I got to get my, no, I'm center, man.

807
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:09,400
Has Charlie ever played basketball ever in his life?

808
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:10,760
I think he's probably stinkily good.

809
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:12,520
He was like, yeah, I'm down.

810
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:15,880
So he's like, I don't think he's saying he's good, but.

811
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:18,560
Do you think he's going to play with or without a hat on?

812
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:21,560
He's going to have a headband.

813
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:22,560
He have to, right?

814
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:26,400
Either he either has a headband on or he wraps his hair up.

815
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:27,400
I wear a headband too, man.

816
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:28,400
You wear a headband?

817
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:29,400
Hell yeah.

818
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:30,400
When you went in there?

819
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:31,400
No, I didn't last time.

820
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:32,400
I said I will.

821
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:33,400
That is good for sweating.

822
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:36,080
I'm going to get an arm sleeve and all this for one day.

823
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:37,080
I got new Kobe's in there.

824
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:38,080
Compression sleeve and shit.

825
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:40,520
Yeah, dude, I'm going to get all that shit for one fucking game.

826
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:41,520
It's going to be tough.

827
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:42,800
Just so you don't score on me, Brandon.

828
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:43,800
All right, challenge accepted.

829
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:44,800
All right, challenge accepted.

830
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,040
See you guys in a minute.

831
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,520
We got Ash Kennedy on the pot.

832
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:48,520
Hell yeah.

833
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:49,520
It's a great fucking, it's a good one.

834
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,080
I wonder what it's going to be like.

835
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:52,080
Me too.

836
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:53,800
We didn't record it three days ago.

837
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:54,800
No way.

838
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,520
Hell no, we definitely recorded it, but it's a good one.

839
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:58,520
It's a beast.

840
00:23:58,520 --> 00:23:59,960
Just straight conversation, good shit.

841
00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:00,960
All right.

842
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:01,960
Bang.

843
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:04,960
This week's featured comedian.

844
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:09,960
She's like, no, like what you.

845
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:18,000
And I was like, oh man, it's weird to wish your mom could say the word sex.

846
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:24,040
But I was like, I was like, you know, like a menu.

847
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:25,040
She's like, yeah, like a menu.

848
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:27,880
And I'm like, at first I was like, that's fucking crazy.

849
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:32,280
But then I thought if I had to go to a warehouse, I would absolutely love a menu.

850
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:33,280
Don't make me say no.

851
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:34,280
Wow.

852
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:37,280
Just let me be like, I'll have a number two.

853
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:44,280
Please don't do balls with me at the same time.

854
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:45,280
All right.

855
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:49,520
I feel like we've gotten pretty, pretty comfortable with each other.

856
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:53,120
So I'm going to tell you guys something really private before I get off stage.

857
00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:54,120
Don't judge me.

858
00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:57,680
Well, I guess you can judge me, but I also have stickers.

859
00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:01,320
But I'm going to tell you guys, you know, my, my marriages weren't all bad.

860
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:04,680
My second, my second wife, we had some good times.

861
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:07,680
She found it really attractive when I would go down on her strap on.

862
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:18,000
But I would just get so embarrassed when she walked in on me doing it.

863
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,000
I'm interested in this.

864
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,000
Me too.

865
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,640
I'm interested in it and I need to know about it.

866
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:22,640
I'm a shit on it at first.

867
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:29,000
Basically, basically at some point we both probably fucked a woman who was in the crystal.

868
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,880
A lot of bisexual women like the crystals.

869
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:35,520
They have like the cloth board and the crystals in the different positions.

870
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:38,080
I don't know what it means, but I like it.

871
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:41,000
I have the daily crystal app just to learn.

872
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,120
I would learn one a day.

873
00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:43,120
Oh my God.

874
00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:44,120
I only remember one.

875
00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:48,600
Oh man, as a lesbian, like he just out did me.

876
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:52,320
I'm just showing up like, I just showed up with a vagina.

877
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:59,320
I have to do at least 14 things to get to that point.

878
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:00,320
It's hard.

879
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:03,360
They're putting us in competition with each other and we're really just the sad same boys

880
00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:04,360
on the same side.

881
00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:05,360
For real though.

882
00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:06,360
And we need that.

883
00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:07,360
We need that.

884
00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:08,360
Team together.

885
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:09,360
Solidarity.

886
00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:12,200
Gosh, because there's so much I don't know, man.

887
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:13,200
All right.

888
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,080
We got somebody special on the podcast.

889
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:16,960
We have somebody very special on the podcast.

890
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:17,960
Who we got?

891
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:20,960
Who is it?

892
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:25,840
We have a veteran of the nation and of Huntsville County.

893
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:27,000
I didn't even pick a branch.

894
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,480
I was just like, I'm here to serve.

895
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:30,480
Mix the clothing.

896
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:31,800
You know?

897
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:34,600
We have the same haircut pretty much.

898
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:40,200
We probably target similar women and target might not have been the best verb to use.

899
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,080
That's a strong word to use.

900
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,440
Guys we have Ash Kennedy on the podcast.

901
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:45,440
Hey Ash.

902
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:46,440
Hell yeah.

903
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:47,440
Hello.

904
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:48,440
What's up girl?

905
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:49,440
What's going on?

906
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:50,440
Good.

907
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:51,440
How are y'all?

908
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:52,440
Fantastic.

909
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:56,240
They were like, you want to smoke before this?

910
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:57,240
No.

911
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:58,240
I'm good.

912
00:26:58,240 --> 00:26:59,240
So excuse me.

913
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:00,240
I am sober.

914
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:01,240
There's nothing wrong with being sober.

915
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:02,240
I'm not.

916
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:03,240
But I'm not drinking up.

917
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:04,240
We say that.

918
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:05,240
No, they know.

919
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:06,240
They know.

920
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:07,240
It's a problem.

921
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:08,240
You know I'm disappointed in you, man.

922
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:09,240
Why?

923
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:10,240
Bring this fucking Celsius on the podcast.

924
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:11,240
See I brought this.

925
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:12,240
He's an energy drink connoisseur.

926
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:13,240
Do you drink energy drinks?

927
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:14,240
No.

928
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:15,240
Apparently in like the last couple of years, I've been drinking energy drinks.

929
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:16,240
I've been drinking energy drinks.

930
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:17,240
I've been drinking energy drinks.

931
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:18,240
I've been drinking energy drinks.

932
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:19,240
I've been drinking energy drinks.

933
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:20,240
I've been drinking energy drinks.

934
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:23,060
You know, I just enlarge your heart and my heart's big enough.

935
00:27:23,060 --> 00:27:25,600
I'm so stupid.

936
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:26,820
This is not a good one though?

937
00:27:26,820 --> 00:27:27,820
No man.

938
00:27:27,820 --> 00:27:28,820
Celsius?

939
00:27:28,820 --> 00:27:29,820
No dude.

940
00:27:29,820 --> 00:27:31,720
You have three kids and go to yoga in the morning?

941
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:32,720
Damn.

942
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:33,720
Maybe.

943
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:35,320
Well hey, it doesn't look like it.

944
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:36,320
I mean that seems.

945
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:37,320
But you know, you do.

946
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:41,600
I feel like though if that was his life, he really would need the best energy drink on

947
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:44,720
the market, you know?

948
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:51,840
This is like the trendy upper echelon of energy drinks, like Celsius and Elani.

949
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:52,840
Those are the ones that are targeted.

950
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:53,840
That's a shit troll.

951
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:54,840
Like the Fiji water?

952
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:55,840
Yeah.

953
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:56,840
Yeah, basically.

954
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:59,800
It's like Fiji and Evian.

955
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:04,000
What's your favorite water?

956
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,000
Probably Fiji water.

957
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,000
That shit is so good.

958
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,000
It is good though.

959
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,860
Fiji I can taste the difference.

960
00:28:08,860 --> 00:28:11,960
But like if I'm buying, I'm buying great value water.

961
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:12,960
Yeah.

962
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:13,960
Yeah.

963
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:18,360
Like sometimes smart waters, per fluid ounce, you're paying less than you would with a smaller

964
00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:19,360
bottle of water.

965
00:28:19,360 --> 00:28:20,360
Really?

966
00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:21,360
Yeah.

967
00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:23,600
I mean not all the time, but like you pay attention.

968
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:24,720
Just weird.

969
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:29,400
Did you guys see that Dasani rebranded after they've just been known for being the shittiest

970
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,560
brand of water for the past five years?

971
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:32,560
No.

972
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:33,560
They rebranded.

973
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:34,560
They have like a different design now.

974
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:36,280
I think it doesn't taste like shit anymore.

975
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:40,400
I stopped drinking Dasani years ago when I found out that like in like certain countries

976
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:46,120
in Africa they'll like charge people more for water than they will a Coke.

977
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:47,800
And I was like, well fuck y'all.

978
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:51,280
I mean I'm sure a lot of the other brands do it too, but I was like fuck Dasani.

979
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:55,440
I don't like to talk shit about a group of people with the Africans or with the Kenyan.

980
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:57,000
Was it in Kenya?

981
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,000
I don't remember which country.

982
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:01,240
It was like, you know at the time it was white television.

983
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,800
So it was just like, you know, the whole continent.

984
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:07,280
Let's just count the whole continent as one country.

985
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:08,280
That's what I used to do.

986
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:11,000
Until I start meeting them and realizing that.

987
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,000
Yeah.

988
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,000
People are different.

989
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,000
Very different.

990
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,000
Yeah.

991
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,000
Vastly different.

992
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,000
Right.

993
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,000
Yeah.

994
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,000
The Kenyans talk a lot of shit.

995
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:22,240
Told me, he told, for real he told me, you know how they tell black people to go back

996
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:23,240
to Africa?

997
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:27,640
He was like, well you can't come.

998
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:28,640
The elitist group.

999
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:29,640
Fucking Camara.

1000
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:35,220
I have, I've like, I've seen that because I've seen people be able to like, like trace

1001
00:29:35,220 --> 00:29:39,480
their ancestry back and then like get this really warm welcoming and then, and then I

1002
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:42,720
also sometimes, cause I keep my algorithm pretty diverse.

1003
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:50,040
Like people from like different countries being like, no, the American people are not

1004
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:51,040
welcome here.

1005
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:52,040
And I'm like, oh, a hundred percent.

1006
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:53,700
I'm like, okay.

1007
00:29:53,700 --> 00:29:59,340
And you know that I think Africans don't know that black, black Americans can tell the difference

1008
00:29:59,340 --> 00:30:00,840
between just looking at them.

1009
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:03,080
You'd be like, that's an African person.

1010
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:05,040
And then, cause they try to, they try to do what's that?

1011
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:06,040
What's that shit called?

1012
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:08,960
When you hi dog whistles, like try to talk shit.

1013
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:12,680
He's like, I'm an American and I don't, and I like Trump.

1014
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:13,680
You know what I'm saying?

1015
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:17,000
Like we can clearly tell you're African and you don't live here.

1016
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,000
Yeah.

1017
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:21,040
I feel like this is going on an anti African tirade.

1018
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:25,000
Well, let me talk about the English cause I can tell that they're English even with

1019
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,200
the sound off, you know, right?

1020
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:29,160
Cause it's like the way they're.

1021
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:37,800
It's the way, well, I was going to say it's the way their mouth moves over their teeth.

1022
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:42,320
I read this post one time on the internet and it really stuck with me that Americans

1023
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:46,760
always shift their weight to one foot when they're standing.

1024
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:48,120
And I realized I do that.

1025
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:51,280
And I've looked at other people, Americans, they really do do that.

1026
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:53,000
I shift my weight to my right foot for sure.

1027
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,000
I do my left.

1028
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,000
What about you?

1029
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,000
Depends on which knee's hurting.

1030
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,680
It's because of our healthcare system.

1031
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:03,160
It's the VA, you guys.

1032
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:06,160
Americans have not met their deductible.

1033
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:10,000
Do you go to the VA for?

1034
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,000
I do.

1035
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,000
You do?

1036
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,000
I do.

1037
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,000
I know you got, you have the joke.

1038
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,920
First of all, Ash Kennedy, hilarious.

1039
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:20,560
She'll take you down, she'll take you down a dark path and then bring you right back

1040
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:21,560
up.

1041
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:22,560
Everybody fucking laughs.

1042
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:23,560
I love you.

1043
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:24,560
I love your shit.

1044
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:27,760
I mean, if you've noticed this is about standup comedy, but I really try to arrange my jokes

1045
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:32,240
to really kind of throw everybody emotionally all over the place.

1046
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:33,320
Are you comfortable?

1047
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:34,320
Too bad.

1048
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:35,320
Hell yeah.

1049
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,840
But yeah, I do get VA care.

1050
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:41,240
I don't want to discourage anybody from going to get VA care.

1051
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:42,240
It's not pleasant.

1052
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:46,960
Well, I mean, it just takes so long.

1053
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:50,840
And they don't do the things that you, I went to ask for testosterone because I need some

1054
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:53,440
more shit in my balls, right?

1055
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:58,360
So I'm like, can we do a test, you know, just test my test testosterone there?

1056
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:00,200
She's like, well, you're too young.

1057
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:02,760
I'm like, I don't think you, what the fuck does that matter?

1058
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:04,120
Just you know, I've taken my word for it.

1059
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:06,120
What am I a woman at the doctor?

1060
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:07,120
Rude.

1061
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:09,040
I just told you what my problem is.

1062
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:11,040
You don't even want to test for it.

1063
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:12,040
Exactly.

1064
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:13,040
But that's it.

1065
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:15,880
It took me, it took me nine months to get eczema cream.

1066
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:16,880
Okay.

1067
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:20,120
It's not, it's not, I wasn't asking for opioid.

1068
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:21,720
You had to carry it out for the term, dude.

1069
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:22,720
Yeah.

1070
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:23,720
I'm like, I'm just ready to go.

1071
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:28,280
As the same time as somebody to have a baby, that's how long it took me to get eczema cream.

1072
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:31,360
I went to appointment and it took four hours.

1073
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:36,440
I get in the room and I'm like, to that point, cause you know, it's, it's stressful.

1074
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:37,680
I'm like near tears.

1075
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:40,660
She walks in and she's like, calm down.

1076
00:32:40,660 --> 00:32:44,320
And I'm like, I mean, I wasn't even, it was like, I'm a quiet crier.

1077
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:45,320
You know what I mean?

1078
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:48,480
Like my father taught me well.

1079
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:49,640
I was so mad though.

1080
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:54,080
I just wanted to be like, man, and bitch, if I did not need healthcare right now, I

1081
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:55,520
would say something to you.

1082
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:58,680
Oh dude, I was going to go ahead.

1083
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:05,200
The VA so bad, you got to turn to crystals for help.

1084
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:08,880
I want to know what that one is real bad, but you studied them.

1085
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:09,880
Right?

1086
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:10,880
Study it.

1087
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:14,520
You didn't make that woman long enough to know it.

1088
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:16,400
I remember Rose amethyst.

1089
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:18,440
That's the one that I remember specifically.

1090
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:22,480
It's for attracting your, your crush basically.

1091
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:28,360
So it's like a little, and yeah, dude, I've had one up my ass for years.

1092
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:30,760
Nothing ever happened.

1093
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:33,880
You know, I'm in a very happy relationship.

1094
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:34,920
Congratulations.

1095
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:37,680
That wasn't convincing.

1096
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:38,680
I am.

1097
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:40,680
We love you, Maddie.

1098
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:44,760
What happens with these crystals?

1099
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:49,640
I guess it depends on the, the, I guess whoever you're talking to, the way, the way I look

1100
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:54,840
at it is like, it'll, uh, like I had, had one that was supposed to like help with confidence

1101
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:57,640
and changing patterns or whatever.

1102
00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:00,320
So then like when I would look down at it, I'd be like, what am I doing in this moment

1103
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:02,960
that I've been doing before that doesn't work for me?

1104
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:05,040
And like, how can I change that?

1105
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:09,200
And like, it actually helped, like, cause I was, it brought about an awareness to me

1106
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:12,280
that helped me to be able to kind of analyze what wasn't working.

1107
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:17,520
Cause it's so hard to change your own patterns because you're literally on autopilot.

1108
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:19,040
You know, that's so real, dude.

1109
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:20,040
That's so real.

1110
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:25,200
Like you, you, it takes a lot to, it takes a lot to know what your, what you need to,

1111
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:27,080
uh, what your patterns are.

1112
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:29,880
And then when somebody else tells you, you're like, man, fuck this motherfucker.

1113
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:30,880
You know what I mean?

1114
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:32,920
You're like, fuck, you want to focus this motherfucker?

1115
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:33,920
Yeah.

1116
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:37,440
Talking about, but then yeah, if you can realize it and if something helps you do that, cause

1117
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:39,680
I will shit on, uh, what's that?

1118
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:40,680
Crystals?

1119
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:41,680
Yeah.

1120
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:46,120
You love Crystals dude, you're in their drive through five nights a week.

1121
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:50,480
Dom's gonna, he's gonna run it like us, he's gonna run into a bisexual woman and she's

1122
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:52,600
gonna be like, she just has to be Latina.

1123
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:53,600
Been waiting.

1124
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:54,600
Oh dude.

1125
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:55,600
Yeah.

1126
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:56,600
That hasn't happened to me yet, but I would like that.

1127
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:57,600
No Latinos?

1128
00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:58,600
Ah.

1129
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,600
You gotta try a Latino.

1130
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:03,560
Now, it will be the worst for your mental health.

1131
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:07,280
It will be the worst for that.

1132
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:08,280
But other than that.

1133
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:09,280
Hey, that's good shit.

1134
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:13,760
Oh yeah, I'm trying to remember, it's hard for me to like parse out cause I've dated

1135
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:15,240
all types of women.

1136
00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:17,040
I don't know.

1137
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:18,040
Yeah.

1138
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:20,200
It's, it's hard here in Alabama.

1139
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:25,640
And just, I keep getting stuck with just the regular white girls, you know, which I mean,

1140
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:33,040
they're like, but I have like, but it's also, it's like, I don't, uh, I do have like requirements,

1141
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:34,040
I guess.

1142
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:37,520
Like if they are white women, they have to be comfortable in a room full of black people.

1143
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:38,520
You know what I mean?

1144
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:39,520
Yeah.

1145
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:43,760
Because you see, like, you see sometimes like people like, it's, it's like, they're very

1146
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:47,640
aware that they're the only, like we're the only white people in the room.

1147
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:51,500
And I'm like, everybody can see how aware you are of that right now.

1148
00:35:51,500 --> 00:35:52,500
And it's weird.

1149
00:35:52,500 --> 00:35:53,920
You know what I mean?

1150
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:55,840
You try to overcompensate too.

1151
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:56,840
Yeah.

1152
00:35:56,840 --> 00:36:02,960
There was like this pride thing in Huntsville where it was, it was a, an open conversation

1153
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:07,440
for the black community to talk about like what keeps them away from pride.

1154
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:08,440
Right.

1155
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:12,400
So we sat in the, me and my wife at the time sat in the back, right?

1156
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:13,480
We listened to this whole thing.

1157
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:14,600
We're learning all this stuff.

1158
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,320
It's really, it's really good.

1159
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:21,000
And then after it, the two only other white people in the entire room made a beeline for

1160
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,000
us.

1161
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:26,720
We saw them coming and we were like, no, no, like, no, no, no.

1162
00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:28,640
Talk to people and then we can chat later.

1163
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,600
But I'm like, y'all are, I don't know.

1164
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:31,600
Yeah.

1165
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:32,600
Yeah.

1166
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:33,600
But I do do that too.

1167
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:38,000
If it's a, if it's, if I, now, if it's a whole bunch of white people, I do, I feel some type

1168
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,000
of way.

1169
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,000
You should.

1170
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:43,080
Cause I'm just like, I'm just like, oh fuck man.

1171
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:45,040
You're very popular with the white community.

1172
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:46,040
Yeah.

1173
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:47,400
But not, not whenever it's just me.

1174
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:48,400
Yeah.

1175
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:51,200
You know, if I'm there with somebody, if I'm there with somebody else or we got like two

1176
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:54,960
or three, like a couple of little pepper flakes, you know what I'm saying?

1177
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:56,840
Then I feel more comfortable.

1178
00:36:56,840 --> 00:37:00,240
But when it's just me, I, it tightens me all the way up.

1179
00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:04,480
If I do see a black person, I'm like, I'm running to him.

1180
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:08,360
But that's, but that's a, that's like the complete opposite situation though.

1181
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:09,360
You know what I mean?

1182
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:14,080
Like, because, yeah, because the context is totally different.

1183
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:16,080
Cause like, I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm fine.

1184
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:21,160
Well, I mean, I was like in, in grade school, I went to this little school in North Carolina,

1185
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:27,040
Goldsboro, North Carolina called North Drive Elementary and yeah.

1186
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:28,040
Sup North Drive.

1187
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:30,040
What's up fourth graders?

1188
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:33,360
I know they're watching the podcast.

1189
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:38,240
But like I was the, like one of like three white kids in my entire grade.

1190
00:37:38,240 --> 00:37:41,600
So I got like a crash course in it.

1191
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:45,080
Sometimes I laugh about it though, because like if when I, when I hang around people,

1192
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:48,600
you know, like as a child too, you pick up on speech patterns and I just love the idea

1193
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:53,360
of like a nine, me as a nine year old girl going home with the same speech patterns to

1194
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:56,000
my parents who like almost named me Reagan.

1195
00:37:56,000 --> 00:38:03,280
You know, they must've been like, oh, I don't know.

1196
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:08,000
Yeah, no, I had the thing like we're all through my school.

1197
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:13,080
It was 50 50 black and white, but I never knew any Hispanic people or any Asian people.

1198
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:20,600
I was like, never, never, like until I met Alex and he covered both of those bases were

1199
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:22,120
covered when I met Alex.

1200
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:23,120
You're good.

1201
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:24,120
You've got that covered.

1202
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:27,120
I was like, that's good.

1203
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:29,000
I don't need it.

1204
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,000
I'm Columbus.

1205
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,000
I stopped in the Caribbean.

1206
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,600
That's all I need.

1207
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:35,720
That's all I need.

1208
00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:36,720
I understand that though.

1209
00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:38,880
That's how I feel too down when I'm traveling, man.

1210
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:40,960
You go deeper in the South.

1211
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:42,440
You never know what you're going to get.

1212
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:44,160
My heart, your chest are tightened up.

1213
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:45,160
Yeah.

1214
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:46,160
Especially when you got to get that gas.

1215
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:52,360
Like the people at Coleman, they're like, let's go get some gas.

1216
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:53,360
They do that stare.

1217
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:54,360
Oh yeah, man.

1218
00:38:54,360 --> 00:39:00,680
You know, and it's, it's interesting because like,

1219
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:07,120
I think it's one of the benefits of like being a queer person is that like, I understand

1220
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:11,240
the subtleties of knowing like, if this person is treating me like shit because I'm a woman

1221
00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:13,720
or if it's because I'm queer, you know what I mean?

1222
00:39:13,720 --> 00:39:18,400
And it's like, so it's, it's, it's like, you know, when y'all, y'all talk about like the

1223
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:25,840
experiences that you've had, I'm like, I can 100% know exactly that understanding of like

1224
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:28,600
that little bit of difference that you know somebody is being a certain way.

1225
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:31,440
Sometimes people are just shitting, they're having a bad day, but then sometimes it's

1226
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:35,400
like you've got some personal shit you seem to need to work through.

1227
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:38,160
Like you know, when it's somebody who's just like, just got off work and he's tired, he

1228
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:44,840
has to go back, see his kids, which he don't like, you know what I'm saying?

1229
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:48,240
But there's the thing too though is like white people are allowed to have bad days like that.

1230
00:39:48,240 --> 00:39:50,360
Black people are not, you know what I mean?

1231
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:54,520
Like if like a, if a guy was acting grumpy or whatever like that, they, it would just

1232
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:56,320
be treated so differently.

1233
00:39:56,320 --> 00:40:03,320
Like, you know, we let him live here and now he, now he wants to act like this.

1234
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:06,840
He gave him a house in the back, dude.

1235
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:10,480
I'm making this podcast too serious, sorry.

1236
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:12,480
We've talked about the VA race.

1237
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:13,480
And crystals.

1238
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:14,480
Yeah.

1239
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:15,480
Crystals.

1240
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:16,480
Which I still want to know more about.

1241
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:17,480
Me too.

1242
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:18,480
I just want to do it.

1243
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:19,480
Okay.

1244
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:20,480
Well, I do know this.

1245
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:21,480
Look, start looking up some crystals.

1246
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:22,480
Yeah, let's look up some crystals.

1247
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:25,600
And my limited information that I do have, I did know a girl one time who had a cloth

1248
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:28,760
like Zodiac kind of pattern thing.

1249
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:34,160
And she would place crystals at different places on the thing to plan like her week.

1250
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:36,160
Yeah, I'm attracted to this woman.

1251
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:39,160
And I know that's probably not healthy.

1252
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:40,160
She's great.

1253
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:41,160
She's awesome.

1254
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:45,440
But I don't, I didn't know the science behind that, but I do know kind of like they mean

1255
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:48,400
different things and it is like a being mindful thing.

1256
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:51,360
Like you were saying, like it is a great reminder to have it there.

1257
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:54,200
If, if, if that's what it does for you, then it works.

1258
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:59,440
Yeah, it's like a lot of like an ancient kind of, well, I'm not, I don't know about crystals

1259
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,560
or whatever, but like the chakras and stuff like that.

1260
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:08,920
If you study those, like they're, they're actual medical kind of understandings of like

1261
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:12,800
where we hold things in our body and how it affects us and everything that's like kind

1262
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:13,800
of going on.

1263
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:17,760
So it's like, it's interesting, like on a, on a base level, humans have always kind of

1264
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:24,040
figured that there are these, this like way to need to take care of ourselves in ways

1265
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:25,800
that we typically ignore on a day to day.

1266
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:28,360
And like, you need to take time to be able to have the mindfulness of it.

1267
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:33,320
I think that's why I like religion and stuff is, you know, can be such a valuable tool

1268
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:37,600
if you're using it, you know, yeah, religion works.

1269
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:41,840
If you, I mean, cause if you believe in something so hard, you know, like if you believe that

1270
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:46,280
yeah, whatever the religion is, you know, it's like you'll, you'll, you'll live longer.

1271
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,660
Like you're, you're going through like cancer or something.

1272
00:41:48,660 --> 00:41:52,200
You have a better chance of living if you believe in whatever God you believe in and

1273
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:56,720
you just focus all on that, but still get the, still get the treatment, but you just

1274
00:41:56,720 --> 00:41:57,720
focus all on that.

1275
00:41:57,720 --> 00:41:59,440
I believe for sure, dude, for sure.

1276
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:05,000
Like I'm not calling all religions this, but like placebo, the medical efficacy is there.

1277
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,000
Like it works.

1278
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,560
You get somebody, you're like, religion is an amazing placebo guy.

1279
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:11,880
That's exactly what I'm saying.

1280
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:13,360
That's exactly what I'm saying.

1281
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:15,080
But that was some real shit you were saying.

1282
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:17,800
Cause I feel different emotions in different parts of my body.

1283
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,400
Fear is stomach for sure.

1284
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:24,600
I'm like, I get this like pit in my stomach for sure.

1285
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:25,600
Fear is in your stomach.

1286
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:26,600
What else?

1287
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:27,600
What else you got?

1288
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:28,600
Dude, anger, anger.

1289
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:31,040
I feel it with my soul, bro.

1290
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:32,280
Anger is real for me, man.

1291
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:33,520
I feel it in my eyes.

1292
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:34,520
Ooh.

1293
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:35,520
Okay.

1294
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,120
Like when I get angry, I feel it in my eyes.

1295
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:39,200
My shit starts twitching and shit.

1296
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:40,400
Here's a, here's a question.

1297
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:43,240
When you are fighting emotion, where do you feel it?

1298
00:42:43,240 --> 00:42:45,140
Cause I feel it in my throat.

1299
00:42:45,140 --> 00:42:46,140
Like it clamps down.

1300
00:42:46,140 --> 00:42:47,140
Yeah.

1301
00:42:47,140 --> 00:42:48,140
Yes.

1302
00:42:48,140 --> 00:42:49,140
I agree with that.

1303
00:42:49,140 --> 00:42:51,800
That's why you're trying to, to not, yeah, yeah, for sure.

1304
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:52,800
Yeah.

1305
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:53,800
I'd say like right in here.

1306
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:56,240
So like that, see having that kind of awareness is interesting.

1307
00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:59,960
Cause then like I'll be sitting there and then I'll realize I'm feeling that feeling.

1308
00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:03,720
Like I'm like, what am I, what am I knocking down in this moment?

1309
00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:08,240
And like, we're not going to cry in the middle of this kangaroo, but what we are going to

1310
00:43:08,240 --> 00:43:13,600
do is acknowledge that we want to and figure out why later, you know?

1311
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:15,760
I love that.

1312
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:18,200
This is the first time we've had a real conversation on this.

1313
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:19,200
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1314
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:20,200
This is very refreshing.

1315
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:25,200
Welcome to the Ash Kennedy clown podcast.

1316
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:26,200
Episode 40 baby.

1317
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:27,200
Hell yeah.

1318
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:28,200
40.

1319
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:29,200
Fuck yeah.

1320
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:30,200
Four zero.

1321
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:31,200
Four zero.

1322
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:32,200
That's what it is.

1323
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:33,200
That's what it is.

1324
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:34,200
We in this.

1325
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:36,600
So Dom, do you date younger or older women?

1326
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:37,600
Same age?

1327
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:40,640
I love older, but now that I'm this old, probably younger.

1328
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:45,000
Turn the cameras off so we can high five.

1329
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,920
Cause man, I love older women.

1330
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:53,560
Gen X women are, they are, they are something else because they are like, it's like their,

1331
00:43:53,560 --> 00:44:00,440
their mothers dealt with the whole, uh, like right after the Roe v Wade thing and still

1332
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:01,800
experienced a lot of sexism.

1333
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:06,600
So they're like hella tough, kind of scary, kind of my type.

1334
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:13,600
But yeah, they, uh, now that they're, they're in their forties, they're, um, I'm going to

1335
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:14,600
get canceled.

1336
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:16,880
You start to dig down a little bit.

1337
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:17,880
Not that far.

1338
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:18,880
Yeah.

1339
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:19,880
They took about five years.

1340
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:22,160
You know, they're not the best communicators.

1341
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,960
No, no, no.

1342
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:25,960
Yeah.

1343
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:28,840
I'd say about like, see I'm 36.

1344
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:31,960
I'd say about like 32 or 30.

1345
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:35,000
Really, really for females, anything over 27.

1346
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,000
Yeah, same.

1347
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,000
Yeah, right.

1348
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:38,000
Same.

1349
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,440
I need, I need like a little bit of maturity.

1350
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:47,840
Cause you can't go with like, I mean, if they're really hot, maybe you can dip down

1351
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:48,840
Yeah.

1352
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:52,560
But I, for like you're 19 and I feel like I could pretend you're mature.

1353
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:56,960
No, no, no, no, not, not do that.

1354
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:58,200
I have to be able to drink.

1355
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:03,920
It is weird though, that there's like people our age that are like dating people that I

1356
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:07,040
don't see how, I don't see how you're so bored.

1357
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:08,360
Oh God, you dude.

1358
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:09,360
It's terrible.

1359
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:10,500
My, I did the math.

1360
00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:14,320
I never really thought about this until I was like 17 or 18 years old.

1361
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:20,560
I did the math when I was born, my dad was 36 and my mom was 19 years old.

1362
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:22,240
And I was 17 when I realized that.

1363
00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:25,880
So I'm like, Oh, that's if like my wife was born right now.

1364
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:28,200
It's a 17 year difference.

1365
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:31,560
And I was like, wow, I am disturbed to my core.

1366
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:32,560
This is awful.

1367
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:34,960
Good on you for recognizing that though.

1368
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:37,400
Yeah, I would never do that.

1369
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:38,400
That's insane to me.

1370
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:39,600
I don't, I don't understand it.

1371
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:41,480
You can't talk to them that like that.

1372
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:42,960
No, it's so, I mean,

1373
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:52,360
If one of your, your biggest accomplishments in the past 10 years is experiencing puberty,

1374
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:53,360
not interested.

1375
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:54,360
Congrats.

1376
00:45:54,360 --> 00:46:00,640
I had, when I was, when I was in my, I was 31 and I was at a comedy show and there was

1377
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:05,160
this like beautiful black woman that sat down next to me and she's chatting with me.

1378
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:07,040
We're flirting a little bit and she's like, how old are you?

1379
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:08,680
And I was like 31 and I was like, how old are you?

1380
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:09,720
And she goes 21.

1381
00:46:09,720 --> 00:46:13,720
And I was like, have you drink enough water today?

1382
00:46:13,720 --> 00:46:15,720
I want you to go for all your dreams girl.

1383
00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:16,720
You believe in you.

1384
00:46:16,720 --> 00:46:17,720
You know what I mean?

1385
00:46:17,720 --> 00:46:22,960
Like, but I was just immediately like, Oh, no ma'am.

1386
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:23,960
There's definitely a cutoff.

1387
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:26,600
I mean, this might get me canceled.

1388
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:35,040
I understand how like 70 year old billionaires, because they don't talk to 70 year old billionaires.

1389
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:36,040
You know what I'm saying?

1390
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:37,800
They don't talk to their wives anyway.

1391
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:42,360
So if they're with a young 24 year old, like Bill Belichick, you know what I'm saying?

1392
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:43,360
They're not talking.

1393
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:44,840
They're not having meaningful conversations.

1394
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:45,840
No.

1395
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:48,840
And those women are getting what they need from that situation.

1396
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:49,840
They're getting money.

1397
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:51,160
He's getting the hot young chick.

1398
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:52,160
Yeah.

1399
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:53,160
No, I mean, yeah.

1400
00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:58,020
And quite frankly, like if a 70, 80 year old woman was like, I'll pay you a bunch of money

1401
00:46:58,020 --> 00:47:03,080
and then occasionally go down on me, I'd be like, how, how much are we talking about?

1402
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:04,080
Are we going on yachts?

1403
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:05,080
Spread it out.

1404
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:12,800
If Kevin Spacey DM'd me today, you would never see me again.

1405
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:14,200
But unfortunately I'm too old now.

1406
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:15,200
You are too old.

1407
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:16,200
Yeah.

1408
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:17,200
Oh yeah, you're 22, man.

1409
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:18,200
You're old.

1410
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:19,200
I'm way too old for that.

1411
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:22,760
You know, it's interesting because I've been talking about like all this gender stuff and

1412
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:24,300
I want to talk about some of this stuff online.

1413
00:47:24,300 --> 00:47:29,200
But one of the things I find so interesting is like how weirdly we sexualize boys.

1414
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:30,200
You know what I mean?

1415
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:33,680
I'm going to prove it to you with this one sentence.

1416
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:37,160
Like have you heard like somebody talk about like how they've been like turned on a lot

1417
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:38,160
lately?

1418
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:42,160
But can you imagine a grown man being like, man, I am horny as a teenage girl right now.

1419
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:43,160
Oh no.

1420
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:44,160
Oh yeah.

1421
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:45,160
Damn, that's true.

1422
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:46,560
Do you realize how gross it is?

1423
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:47,920
I hear grown women saying this.

1424
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:48,920
I'm horny as a teenage boy.

1425
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:50,840
I'm like, why are you, why would you say that?

1426
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:52,320
That is the most disgusting thing.

1427
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:53,320
Most disgusting.

1428
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:55,000
I've got the mind of a 15 year old.

1429
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,000
No, no.

1430
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,000
Like I'm going to start saying that.

1431
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:58,840
Like I've got the mind of a 14 year old girl.

1432
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:00,840
Everybody would be like, get her on a list.

1433
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:03,160
Get her on a list right now.

1434
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:05,000
That's such a good fucking point.

1435
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:08,080
Because we don't protect our boys.

1436
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:13,360
It's like when a high school, like high school age male hooks up with their teacher, everybody's

1437
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:14,360
like, fuck yeah, dude.

1438
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:15,360
I'm not going to lie.

1439
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:16,360
I'm the same way.

1440
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:17,360
Well, I am too long.

1441
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:18,360
It shouldn't be that way.

1442
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:19,360
It shouldn't be that way.

1443
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:22,800
This is going to get me canceled, but I tried pretty hard in 10th grade to get molested.

1444
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:26,680
Well, you talking to the champion.

1445
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:32,880
But let me, let me tell you though, that's the point is like teenagers are going to feel

1446
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:33,880
the way they feel.

1447
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:39,000
Like I would have totally consented to the situation, but you can't consent to that situation

1448
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,640
because she was a 28 year old basketball coach.

1449
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:46,080
God, I hope she doesn't see this.

1450
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:49,400
She's in her late forties now sup girl.

1451
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:50,400
But you know what I mean?

1452
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:53,760
Like you have to like, but that's the thing.

1453
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:57,040
I think it's like where like men, they'll make that joke like, oh, lucky or whatever.

1454
00:48:57,040 --> 00:49:02,080
And it's like, cause they don't understand the actual emotional ramifications.

1455
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:03,080
They develop later on.

1456
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:04,080
You know what I mean?

1457
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:08,840
Cause like, oh man, that poor, that poor guy that was abused by his teacher.

1458
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:11,600
And then he ended up marrying her, the Mary Kayla Turner or whatever.

1459
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:14,240
Looked at Mary, Mary Kayla Turner.

1460
00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:15,680
Was that the guy?

1461
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:17,920
He was a fifth grade child and she slept.

1462
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:19,120
She raped him.

1463
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:20,480
And that just had a Netflix documentary.

1464
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:21,480
Yeah.

1465
00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:24,940
And then he grew up and because he had been groomed, he married her.

1466
00:49:24,940 --> 00:49:26,920
You know, she died recently, which is great.

1467
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:27,920
She died?

1468
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:28,920
I think so.

1469
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:29,920
If she didn't, I just spoke into the universe.

1470
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:30,920
Let's use the crystal.

1471
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:31,920
I have an equal opportunity.

1472
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:32,920
I have seen this dude.

1473
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:33,920
Oh my gosh.

1474
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:34,920
She was good.

1475
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:35,920
Yeah.

1476
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:36,920
Okay.

1477
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:37,920
Hold on a second.

1478
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:38,920
Dom's like, she looks like she told me, call me some words.

1479
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:39,920
Oh God.

1480
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:40,920
If she would say the hard R it'd be, you know, that's authentic right there.

1481
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:41,920
Oh yeah.

1482
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:42,920
I don't think she knows how to say it any other way.

1483
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:43,920
She doesn't know.

1484
00:49:43,920 --> 00:50:05,920
There's another pronunciation of that word?

1485
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:06,920
Yeah.

1486
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:09,920
That's probably what Dom looked like back in the day.

1487
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:14,920
Oh my gosh.

1488
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:23,080
They have the same chin.

1489
00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:24,080
That's not her now.

1490
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:25,080
Is it?

1491
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:26,080
Where?

1492
00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:27,080
Right here?

1493
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:28,080
See if she's dead.

1494
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:29,080
Let's see.

1495
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:30,080
Yeah.

1496
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:31,080
Let's see.

1497
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:32,080
Wikipedia.

1498
00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:33,080
She died in 2020.

1499
00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:35,360
Wait, is she dead for real?

1500
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:36,360
She died at 58.

1501
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:37,360
Oh wow.

1502
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:38,360
Early death.

1503
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:40,360
She's dead.

1504
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:43,360
Oh, not at all.

1505
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:46,360
Well, but the turtle's dead.

1506
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:47,360
Greta did feel right.

1507
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:49,360
Listen, man, when I was in middle school, elementary, I don't know why when I was a kid,

1508
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:50,360
I was hoping.

1509
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:51,360
You think COVID got her?

1510
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:52,360
It was 2020.

1511
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:56,840
There were some good looking, there's some good looking teachers or whatever.

1512
00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:58,480
Like that's just gonna, that's just gonna happen.

1513
00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:00,000
We didn't have any.

1514
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:03,480
We had one chick with big titties and well, she wasn't a chick.

1515
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:04,480
She was, she was older.

1516
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:09,840
She was, she was, she was like 60 and we called her Sagan Baggan Mary because she wouldn't

1517
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:10,840
wear bras.

1518
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:16,120
And the principal tried to get her to wear bras and she was like, no, not doing it.

1519
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:18,120
I don't blame her, honestly.

1520
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:19,120
Bra suck.

1521
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:20,760
And you know what I mean though?

1522
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:24,000
But anyway, everybody, that's the weird thing is you may have not had a hot teacher, but

1523
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:29,440
you did have that lady who was at least over 60 and her nipples were always hard.

1524
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:34,000
They hung about just like that science teacher guy who always had dry mouth and the white

1525
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,000
belt around there.

1526
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:36,440
And the spit would come out.

1527
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:38,560
You'd have to dodge that shit in the front row.

1528
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:39,560
Hell yeah.

1529
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:40,560
There's teachers.

1530
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:41,560
Everybody had to.

1531
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:44,520
Ms. Pig was my teacher with the hard nipples.

1532
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:45,520
Yeah, she had fake tits.

1533
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:46,520
Her name was Ms. Pig?

1534
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:47,520
Ms. Pig, yeah.

1535
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:50,520
She dated the frog dude.

1536
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:52,160
And she actually was the hottest one.

1537
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:54,240
It's not saying she was hot, she just had fake tits.

1538
00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:55,240
Oh yeah.

1539
00:51:55,240 --> 00:51:56,240
Yeah.

1540
00:51:56,240 --> 00:51:57,240
On a teacher salary?

1541
00:51:57,240 --> 00:51:59,520
But she, I'm pretty sure her husband was loaded.

1542
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:00,520
Oh, gotcha, gotcha.

1543
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:05,200
You take the last name Pig, your husband has a lot of money.

1544
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:07,200
That is an excellent point.

1545
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:10,040
Yo, I used to have a teacher speaking to bra stuff.

1546
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:12,040
I'm not going to say her name, she's brown.

1547
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:15,080
You know, I'm not that old, man, like all of y'all, but uh.

1548
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:18,080
We're one year apart.

1549
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:19,080
No, you old.

1550
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:20,080
I'm an old soul.

1551
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:21,080
What the fuck?

1552
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:22,080
But I'm young.

1553
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:25,080
You just got held back in grade, dude.

1554
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:26,080
Almost twice.

1555
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:30,080
And I got held back in college.

1556
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:31,760
But listen man.

1557
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:34,760
That's not going to get you held back.

1558
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:35,760
That's called failing.

1559
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:36,760
I'm failing.

1560
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:37,760
Alright, sorry, sorry.

1561
00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:38,760
My bad.

1562
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:41,040
Yeah, she was like, whenever you got in trouble, she would stick shit in the bra, man.

1563
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:42,040
And uh, we were all trying to get chocolate.

1564
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:43,040
We had that.

1565
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:44,040
I had a teacher in middle school like that.

1566
00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:45,040
Hold on a second, did what?

1567
00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:47,360
So if you got in trouble, she was hot.

1568
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:49,600
It was in the name.

1569
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:53,280
She would get like your item that you had, like you had your phone out, you had a toy,

1570
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:57,320
and she would like open up her bra, look at you, and then stick it in her bra.

1571
00:52:57,320 --> 00:53:01,000
See if that were my son's teacher, I would go up to the school and literally beat the

1572
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:02,000
shit out of her.

1573
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:05,000
Yeah, but like, yeah, because that's kind of weird.

1574
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:06,000
That's kind of weird.

1575
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:07,000
She didn't write me a good message.

1576
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,840
I looked past her back in the day.

1577
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:14,120
I mean I get your, I don't blame you from your standpoint, but that's a little weird.

1578
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:15,760
We had a teacher that did the same thing.

1579
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:17,240
Can you imagine a man doing that?

1580
00:53:17,240 --> 00:53:18,240
I would be mad as hell.

1581
00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:19,240
I'd be mad as fuck.

1582
00:53:19,240 --> 00:53:20,240
Yeah.

1583
00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:21,240
There would be a PTA meeting immediately.

1584
00:53:21,240 --> 00:53:22,240
You're not getting this textbook back or your purse back.

1585
00:53:22,240 --> 00:53:29,240
Peeing that water bottle to me right now, young man.

1586
00:53:29,240 --> 00:53:32,240
Oh yeah, would have reported his ass, man.

1587
00:53:32,240 --> 00:53:33,240
Fuck that.

1588
00:53:33,240 --> 00:53:35,240
You'd be like Kenan Thompson on all that.

1589
00:53:35,240 --> 00:53:38,240
What else you got in that pants, sir?

1590
00:53:38,240 --> 00:53:39,240
That orange soda.

1591
00:53:39,240 --> 00:53:40,240
No, that was Kel, my bad.

1592
00:53:40,240 --> 00:53:41,240
That was Kel, right?

1593
00:53:41,240 --> 00:53:42,240
Who loves unsold?

1594
00:53:42,240 --> 00:53:43,240
Kel loves orange soda.

1595
00:53:43,240 --> 00:53:44,240
It's okay.

1596
00:53:44,240 --> 00:53:46,240
It's like you can't not say something after that.

1597
00:53:46,240 --> 00:53:47,240
Yeah, you have to.

1598
00:53:47,240 --> 00:53:48,240
I can't believe you know all that.

1599
00:53:48,240 --> 00:53:49,240
Do you know what I mean?

1600
00:53:49,240 --> 00:53:52,240
Oh, dude.

1601
00:53:52,240 --> 00:53:57,240
I grew up wanting to be on that show so bad as a child.

1602
00:53:57,240 --> 00:54:00,240
Even though it was canceled for like 30 years.

1603
00:54:00,240 --> 00:54:01,240
Back in the day, I had...

1604
00:54:01,240 --> 00:54:02,240
Me too, man.

1605
00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:07,240
I was just like, I could do this.

1606
00:54:07,240 --> 00:54:09,240
And then I'd get to meet Coolio at the beginning.

1607
00:54:09,240 --> 00:54:13,240
For some reason, my brain was like, he's there every time.

1608
00:54:13,240 --> 00:54:14,240
Exactly.

1609
00:54:14,240 --> 00:54:15,240
You damn sure think that.

1610
00:54:15,240 --> 00:54:16,240
He's by the little world thing.

1611
00:54:16,240 --> 00:54:21,240
Oh, that was Saturday Night Live for Kids.

1612
00:54:21,240 --> 00:54:25,240
Yeah, it's how Amanda Bynes got her start.

1613
00:54:25,240 --> 00:54:26,240
Amanda Bynes.

1614
00:54:26,240 --> 00:54:29,240
Keenan might have been doing heavyweight.

1615
00:54:29,240 --> 00:54:34,240
He was on it, but I'm saying he might have done it.

1616
00:54:34,240 --> 00:54:35,240
It may not have been his opening.

1617
00:54:35,240 --> 00:54:37,240
You know there was a version of...

1618
00:54:37,240 --> 00:54:38,240
What was her name?

1619
00:54:38,240 --> 00:54:39,240
Lori Beth Denberg.

1620
00:54:39,240 --> 00:54:40,240
Lori Beth Denberg.

1621
00:54:40,240 --> 00:54:41,240
She was funny.

1622
00:54:41,240 --> 00:54:42,240
She was stellar.

1623
00:54:42,240 --> 00:54:43,240
She would do this skit where...

1624
00:54:43,240 --> 00:54:46,240
Have you ever had a militant librarian?

1625
00:54:46,240 --> 00:54:47,240
Oh yeah.

1626
00:54:47,240 --> 00:54:48,240
Most librarians.

1627
00:54:48,240 --> 00:54:51,240
She would come in there and somebody would be like, can I borrow a pencil?

1628
00:54:51,240 --> 00:54:55,240
And then she would come over with an air horn and she's like, quiet in the library!

1629
00:54:55,240 --> 00:54:58,240
And I was like, that's so accurate.

1630
00:54:58,240 --> 00:54:59,240
Damn.

1631
00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:01,240
There was a version of Mad TV for kids.

1632
00:55:01,240 --> 00:55:02,240
Brandon, you might remember.

1633
00:55:02,240 --> 00:55:03,240
I remember that.

1634
00:55:03,240 --> 00:55:06,240
It was a Mad TV cartoon.

1635
00:55:06,240 --> 00:55:08,240
And they would do current celebrity shit.

1636
00:55:08,240 --> 00:55:09,240
I think I remember that.

1637
00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:10,240
And it was actually really good.

1638
00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:11,240
I loved it.

1639
00:55:11,240 --> 00:55:12,240
Remember Celebrity Death Match?

1640
00:55:12,240 --> 00:55:13,240
Yeah, Celebrity Death.

1641
00:55:13,240 --> 00:55:16,240
Judge Joe Mills was the referee.

1642
00:55:16,240 --> 00:55:17,240
Yeah.

1643
00:55:17,240 --> 00:55:18,240
It was so good.

1644
00:55:18,240 --> 00:55:19,240
Oh yeah, this right here.

1645
00:55:19,240 --> 00:55:21,240
Yeah, it was like Robot Chicken if you guys have seen it.

1646
00:55:21,240 --> 00:55:22,240
I love Robot Chicken.

1647
00:55:22,240 --> 00:55:25,240
Oh yeah, me too.

1648
00:55:25,240 --> 00:55:26,240
Shit was tight, dude.

1649
00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:28,240
Is that Steve Harvey, right?

1650
00:55:28,240 --> 00:55:29,240
Yeah.

1651
00:55:29,240 --> 00:55:31,240
It's back in the good days, man.

1652
00:55:31,240 --> 00:55:32,240
Back in the good old days?

1653
00:55:32,240 --> 00:55:35,240
Brandon says that he means 2017.

1654
00:55:35,240 --> 00:55:39,240
Summer of 2014, man.

1655
00:55:39,240 --> 00:55:42,240
Was there a Family Feud host before Steve Harvey?

1656
00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:43,240
Oh yeah.

1657
00:55:43,240 --> 00:55:44,240
Oh yeah.

1658
00:55:44,240 --> 00:55:47,240
I need a moment of silence.

1659
00:55:47,240 --> 00:55:50,240
There used to be one, apparently back in the 70s or 80s,

1660
00:55:50,240 --> 00:55:53,240
and the dude was known for, he would kiss women.

1661
00:55:53,240 --> 00:55:54,240
He'd kiss every single woman.

1662
00:55:54,240 --> 00:55:57,240
They would be trying to get away from him,

1663
00:55:57,240 --> 00:55:59,240
and everybody would be like, ha ha ha ha,

1664
00:55:59,240 --> 00:56:02,240
this is real life, because it's the 70s.

1665
00:56:02,240 --> 00:56:05,240
And now we look back, we're horrified.

1666
00:56:05,240 --> 00:56:07,240
It's the top first two.

1667
00:56:07,240 --> 00:56:10,240
The first one on the left, the top one.

1668
00:56:10,240 --> 00:56:12,240
Find out his name, let's find out if he's dead.

1669
00:56:12,240 --> 00:56:14,240
We'll just spend this episode cheering for dead.

1670
00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:15,240
He has to be dead.

1671
00:56:15,240 --> 00:56:18,240
The second dude is dead too, because he killed himself.

1672
00:56:18,240 --> 00:56:20,240
I don't know why I know that, but I kind of, yeah he did.

1673
00:56:20,240 --> 00:56:21,240
Al killed himself?

1674
00:56:21,240 --> 00:56:22,240
Not Al.

1675
00:56:22,240 --> 00:56:23,240
The second one.

1676
00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:24,240
How about you saw the second picture?

1677
00:56:24,240 --> 00:56:26,240
I was like, oh.

1678
00:56:26,240 --> 00:56:28,240
Richard Dawson, yeah.

1679
00:56:28,240 --> 00:56:31,240
Look, there he is, first pictures of kissing.

1680
00:56:31,240 --> 00:56:33,240
Damn, he held on for a while.

1681
00:56:33,240 --> 00:56:34,240
Oh yeah, he gets in there.

1682
00:56:34,240 --> 00:56:36,240
So he did this to people's family and shit?

1683
00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:39,240
He did it to everybody, even the young ones.

1684
00:56:39,240 --> 00:56:42,240
Some of the women were fine with it, it looks like.

1685
00:56:42,240 --> 00:56:44,240
You gotta work some ass after that.

1686
00:56:44,240 --> 00:56:47,240
Can you imagine though, if your wife was into it,

1687
00:56:47,240 --> 00:56:49,240
and you're just sitting there with the whole family,

1688
00:56:49,240 --> 00:56:51,240
and you're just like.

1689
00:56:51,240 --> 00:56:53,240
It's like that cult thing.

1690
00:56:53,240 --> 00:56:55,240
It's like that dancer, singer in Africa,

1691
00:56:55,240 --> 00:56:56,240
that was singing.

1692
00:56:56,240 --> 00:56:58,240
That dude, I felt so bad for that guy.

1693
00:56:58,240 --> 00:57:00,240
His girl went up there on the stage,

1694
00:57:00,240 --> 00:57:02,240
and just got humped by that dude.

1695
00:57:02,240 --> 00:57:05,240
Like I picked up and gyrated on stage,

1696
00:57:05,240 --> 00:57:07,240
and he's just sitting in the front row.

1697
00:57:07,240 --> 00:57:08,240
He brought her to the.

1698
00:57:08,240 --> 00:57:09,240
Was she okay with that?

1699
00:57:09,240 --> 00:57:11,240
She was, he wasn't.

1700
00:57:11,240 --> 00:57:12,240
She was very good.

1701
00:57:12,240 --> 00:57:14,240
Let's say he wasn't having a good time

1702
00:57:14,240 --> 00:57:15,240
sitting in the front row,

1703
00:57:15,240 --> 00:57:17,240
watching this girl get pounded on stage.

1704
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:19,240
There was some friction there.

1705
00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:20,240
I feel like that would bother me,

1706
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:22,240
but then at the same time, if it's somebody famous,

1707
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:23,240
then I would just be like, well yeah,

1708
00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:24,240
but I'd not get to take her home.

1709
00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:26,240
No, exactly, but how famous?

1710
00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:28,240
Yeah, it would be okay.

1711
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:32,240
Is it okay if, give me a name that you think is okay.

1712
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:35,240
Oh man.

1713
00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:38,240
No.

1714
00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:40,240
That's what I'm thinking,

1715
00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:42,240
because I think it would be like.

1716
00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:43,240
It's a certain level.

1717
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:45,240
Like if JoJo Sweeten did it to your girl,

1718
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:46,240
whatever her name.

1719
00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:47,240
You wouldn't like that, right?

1720
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:49,240
Because she's not famous enough.

1721
00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:50,240
She's not big enough.

1722
00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:52,240
Did I say her name wrong?

1723
00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:54,240
You're talking about JoJo Siwa?

1724
00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:55,240
Yeah.

1725
00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:56,240
Well, she's also 14.

1726
00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:59,240
If JoJo Siwa humped my woman,

1727
00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:01,240
I would get my woman,

1728
00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:04,240
as much therapy as she needed to get over that.

1729
00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:07,240
I didn't know this is who you were talking about, dude.

1730
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:10,240
Who's a JoJo Sweeten?

1731
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:13,240
She's really upsetting the queer community right now.

1732
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:14,240
I don't know.

1733
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:19,240
She's in her young phase,

1734
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:22,240
figuring herself out, but unfortunately it's public.

1735
00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:25,240
But they did point out this really interesting point,

1736
00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:28,240
is that child stars, that they tend to,

1737
00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:32,240
when they break out, they usually become very sexual.

1738
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:33,240
They do all of this stuff.

1739
00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:36,240
And then a lot of society doesn't view women as grown

1740
00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:38,240
until they have had relationships with men.

1741
00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:40,240
Now JoJo Siwa is gay, right?

1742
00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:43,240
So really nothing she does is going to make anybody

1743
00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:45,240
look at her seriously like she's a grown woman.

1744
00:58:45,240 --> 00:58:47,240
And I can kind of vouch for that,

1745
00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:50,240
because sometimes people treat me like I'm not grown,

1746
00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:52,240
or they don't take me seriously.

1747
00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:53,240
Absolutely.

1748
00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:54,240
Absolutely.

1749
00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:56,240
That's a thing, for sure.

1750
00:58:56,240 --> 00:58:57,240
I do it.

1751
00:58:57,240 --> 00:58:58,240
Yeah.

1752
00:58:58,240 --> 00:59:02,240
He's like, I make an effort to make sure that these...

1753
00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:05,240
So yeah, I feel bad for her,

1754
00:59:05,240 --> 00:59:07,240
but I do wish she would stop.

1755
00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:09,240
Maybe stop.

1756
00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:10,240
I'm not gonna lie.

1757
00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:12,240
I love that you see the elephant thing she was doing.

1758
00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:14,240
She was slapping her feet and going like...

1759
00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:15,240
I love it.

1760
00:59:15,240 --> 00:59:17,240
It's cringey as fuck, but I watch everything.

1761
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:19,240
Just because she called you the N-word, dude.

1762
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:21,240
Don't care if she did it.

1763
00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:22,240
Oh, damn.

1764
00:59:22,240 --> 00:59:25,240
But it's also, it's just like everything she does,

1765
00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:27,240
and it's like sometimes the video, I'm like,

1766
00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:29,240
I literally can't tell if that's actually the sound

1767
00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:31,240
of her actually stomping through it,

1768
00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:33,240
or if somebody's added it on as funny,

1769
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:34,240
because it's like...

1770
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:39,240
She was on Dance Moms.

1771
00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:41,240
See, this is what you guys were telling me last time.

1772
00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:43,240
She's probably also been through some abuse, you know?

1773
00:59:43,240 --> 00:59:45,240
I want to watch this, Nellie.

1774
00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:48,240
Like the psychological pressure.

1775
00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:50,240
Don't they yell at him on there?

1776
00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:53,240
Dude, Abby Lee Miller rips these fucking girls in half.

1777
00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:55,240
That's her right here, right?

1778
00:59:55,240 --> 00:59:56,240
Yeah.

1779
00:59:56,240 --> 00:59:57,240
You know that right now.

1780
00:59:57,240 --> 00:59:58,240
That's Joe Jaddis.

1781
00:59:58,240 --> 00:59:59,240
That's Joe Joe.

1782
00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:00,240
How long has this show been on?

1783
01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:01,240
That's from back in 2010.

1784
01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:04,240
It's like 2012, I think it started in 2012.

1785
01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:06,240
See, why do we put children in that?

1786
01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:08,240
Yeah, that's outrageous.

1787
01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:11,240
But we got to worry about a boy wearing a dress, you know,

1788
01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:13,240
but not this.

1789
01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:17,240
Yeah, that's insane that kids run around like this.

1790
01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:19,240
It's so weird.

1791
01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:21,240
And dude, they start them at like six.

1792
01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:23,240
I was in a beauty pageant as a child.

1793
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:25,240
Yeah, I wanted a trophy.

1794
01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:28,240
And I got one.

1795
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:29,240
Participation.

1796
01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:34,240
Hold up.

1797
01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:36,240
Hold up.

1798
01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:38,240
I didn't know you had to like work it.

1799
01:00:38,240 --> 01:00:41,240
They were just like walk out on stage, and so you just see me passing like...

1800
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:44,240
Just like from one end to the other.

1801
01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:46,240
I didn't know how to like...

1802
01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:47,240
I've gotten better.

1803
01:00:47,240 --> 01:00:49,240
You know what I mean?

1804
01:00:49,240 --> 01:00:52,240
I also, I tried one in the eighth grade with my friend.

1805
01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:54,240
I went through the STEM stage in the eighth grade.

1806
01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:58,240
And there was, it was only Tomka, Alabama, junior high, very small school.

1807
01:00:58,240 --> 01:01:02,240
There were seven girls in the entire pageant, right?

1808
01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:07,240
So you had your winner, your first runner up, second runner up, third runner up,

1809
01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:12,240
and then you had like most talented and Miss Congeniality.

1810
01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:15,240
So there were seven of us, and me and my friend were the only two people

1811
01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:17,240
that walked away with nothing.

1812
01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:26,240
And part of me wishes there was video of this because I did do like an entire...

1813
01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:28,240
What'd you do? What'd you think?

1814
01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:29,240
I sang Britney Spears.

1815
01:01:29,240 --> 01:01:33,240
What song?

1816
01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:35,240
Oh man, I don't even remember.

1817
01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:37,240
Now I feel old, Randy.

1818
01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:39,240
Look up Britney Spears songs.

1819
01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:41,240
Like pre...

1820
01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:43,240
How old were you?

1821
01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:44,240
14.

1822
01:01:44,240 --> 01:01:46,240
Damn.

1823
01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:50,240
I thought you were way younger than that when you explained this.

1824
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:53,240
No, I was 14.

1825
01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:54,240
I admired her.

1826
01:01:54,240 --> 01:01:56,240
She said she didn't want to, she was a virgin.

1827
01:01:56,240 --> 01:01:58,240
And I was like, I also don't want to sleep with a man.

1828
01:01:58,240 --> 01:02:02,240
So I'm going to cling to this.

1829
01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:05,240
Lucy, my favorite one.

1830
01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:06,240
Word bitch.

1831
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:09,240
I did it again.

1832
01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:11,240
You remember the ones like, I'm going to start...

1833
01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:14,240
She was like sitting, god damn it, I can't think of it.

1834
01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:19,240
It's not on here though.

1835
01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:21,240
Lucky, lucky, lucky.

1836
01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:22,240
There it is right there, number 11.

1837
01:02:22,240 --> 01:02:27,240
She's so lucky, she's a star.

1838
01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:28,240
Nice.

1839
01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:31,240
It's like, okay, this is where I have to just like set a boundary.

1840
01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:34,240
I don't remember and I don't want to.

1841
01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:36,240
Much love to Britney though.

1842
01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:40,240
I'm sorry for what we did to you as a country.

1843
01:02:40,240 --> 01:02:43,240
Yeah, that was wild that they had her on there like 15, 16 in the schoolgirl.

1844
01:02:43,240 --> 01:02:44,240
Yeah.

1845
01:02:44,240 --> 01:02:47,240
Just hundreds of millions of people watching that.

1846
01:02:47,240 --> 01:02:51,240
TRL, she was number one for like months.

1847
01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:52,240
TRL was amazing.

1848
01:02:52,240 --> 01:02:54,240
TRL was the shit though.

1849
01:02:54,240 --> 01:02:55,240
It was the shit for Younger.

1850
01:02:55,240 --> 01:03:02,240
I always wanted to be in that crowd and to just be in Times Square in that crowd while

1851
01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:03,240
the celebrities would come out.

1852
01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:05,240
Because like, hold on, look at it.

1853
01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:06,240
TRL?

1854
01:03:06,240 --> 01:03:09,240
Yeah, TRL, Total Request Live.

1855
01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:11,240
Okay, let me turn this.

1856
01:03:11,240 --> 01:03:13,240
No, it's right there.

1857
01:03:13,240 --> 01:03:15,240
Just click on any of those pictures.

1858
01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:16,240
Like that?

1859
01:03:16,240 --> 01:03:20,240
Yeah, so that's a studio and outside you would see Times Square just going about and then

1860
01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:21,240
you would have all the fame.

1861
01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:22,240
I mean, that's way out there.

1862
01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:23,240
That's DC Young's live.

1863
01:03:23,240 --> 01:03:26,240
They must have redid this or something.

1864
01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:27,240
And the Dolan Twins.

1865
01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:29,240
Yeah, Revive told them it was last night.

1866
01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:31,240
Yeah, that like right there, Carson Daly.

1867
01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:36,240
But like you would see people like go out there and hold signs because you'd know like certain

1868
01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:37,240
people were going to be there.

1869
01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:44,240
I remember once there was these young, I think older teenage girls that maybe skipped school

1870
01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:45,240
or whatever.

1871
01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:49,240
There was a story behind it and she held up a sign that was like for some guy that was

1872
01:03:49,240 --> 01:03:50,240
there, like, hey, will you F me?

1873
01:03:50,240 --> 01:03:52,240
And then put her phone number up.

1874
01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:54,240
And they had to blur it out.

1875
01:03:54,240 --> 01:03:57,240
They called her parents, you know, and I was just like.

1876
01:03:57,240 --> 01:03:58,240
Right, Felisa.

1877
01:03:58,240 --> 01:03:59,240
Snitches, dude.

1878
01:03:59,240 --> 01:04:02,240
I'm like, man.

1879
01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:09,240
So so I got to ask you something for it because we haven't even got into any of the notes.

1880
01:04:09,240 --> 01:04:13,240
Your dad died by a polar bear accident.

1881
01:04:13,240 --> 01:04:14,240
Is that true?

1882
01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:16,240
I'm so sorry about that.

1883
01:04:16,240 --> 01:04:17,240
I did that.

1884
01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:19,240
Where did you find that?

1885
01:04:19,240 --> 01:04:20,240
Yeah, no.

1886
01:04:20,240 --> 01:04:26,240
Well, somebody had I had gotten a message that was like, hey, you know, it was one of

1887
01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:32,240
those telemarketing things and it sent me a message and was like, hey, I'm guessing

1888
01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:37,240
you haven't responded because you've been busy or possibly fallen underneath a polar

1889
01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:38,240
bear.

1890
01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:39,240
And then I responded.

1891
01:04:39,240 --> 01:04:43,240
My father died from that exact thing happening to him.

1892
01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:48,240
So thanks, Craig, for bringing that up.

1893
01:04:48,240 --> 01:04:49,240
And then he never responded.

1894
01:04:49,240 --> 01:04:52,240
So yeah, it's very traumatic.

1895
01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:56,240
I'm sorry to hear that.

1896
01:04:56,240 --> 01:04:59,240
You know, Brandon really believes you.

1897
01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:02,240
Like very specific that you found.

1898
01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:03,240
No, no.

1899
01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:04,240
Paul's alive.

1900
01:05:04,240 --> 01:05:05,240
To others.

1901
01:05:05,240 --> 01:05:06,240
Shout out.

1902
01:05:06,240 --> 01:05:13,240
So how long you been doing stand up?

1903
01:05:13,240 --> 01:05:14,240
Seven years.

1904
01:05:14,240 --> 01:05:15,240
Seven.

1905
01:05:15,240 --> 01:05:16,240
Mm hmm.

1906
01:05:16,240 --> 01:05:17,240
Beast.

1907
01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:18,240
What's your.

1908
01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:19,240
Can you give us a.

1909
01:05:19,240 --> 01:05:23,240
That's my favorite thing to ask your favorite crazy thing to happen.

1910
01:05:23,240 --> 01:05:25,240
You while you were doing stand up.

1911
01:05:25,240 --> 01:05:30,240
Well, I've had so many good things like happen.

1912
01:05:30,240 --> 01:05:35,240
Sometimes there's this disruption is like funny, not telling anybody to do that.

1913
01:05:35,240 --> 01:05:44,240
But I would say, though, one of my most memorable experiences is that I had we went out to Rainsville.

1914
01:05:44,240 --> 01:05:53,240
I was it was like next to a house in the middle of a field and the whole experience was pretty bad.

1915
01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:58,240
But we get there and one of the guys is like he does like fighting or whatever.

1916
01:05:58,240 --> 01:06:01,240
And he's got his like his little kids are all running around.

1917
01:06:01,240 --> 01:06:04,240
The three year old runs up with a knife in her hand.

1918
01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:07,240
She's like running around the knife in her hand and he's like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1919
01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:13,240
And he like grabs the he grabs her, turns the mic down, turns the knife around in her hand and was like, run that into mom.

1920
01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:16,240
Run that into mommy.

1921
01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:17,240
Are you serious?

1922
01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:21,240
Yeah, like for a second, I thought he was going to be a father.

1923
01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:25,240
Well, you ever seen an absent father in the room with their kid?

1924
01:06:25,240 --> 01:06:26,240
That's kind of what was happening.

1925
01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:31,240
And then we were all sitting around chilling and he's like, hey, so do you guys want to buy some crack?

1926
01:06:31,240 --> 01:06:33,240
Whoa, shut the fuck up.

1927
01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:37,240
And it got about that quiet is like like me and a few other comedians.

1928
01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:39,240
And he was like, I'm just kidding.

1929
01:06:39,240 --> 01:06:40,240
I'm just kidding.

1930
01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:43,240
I don't do it. And I'm just like, yeah, I can tell by your face.

1931
01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:46,240
But like and then we got up there.

1932
01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:50,240
There was like he let a couple of his buddies get up and do comedy.

1933
01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:54,240
And like one of them made like a really distasteful like George Floyd joke.

1934
01:06:54,240 --> 01:06:59,240
And then like the other one said the F slur and Ogre was there and Ogre was like, oh, come on, that's too far.

1935
01:06:59,240 --> 01:07:03,240
And I was like, OK, if Ogre's like Ogre says it's too far.

1936
01:07:03,240 --> 01:07:09,240
But then like I got up, I started drinking, right, which I don't typically drink at like a page.

1937
01:07:09,240 --> 01:07:11,240
I like a paid gig or anything like that.

1938
01:07:11,240 --> 01:07:17,240
But I started drinking because I was like, I literally don't care if I make any of these people feel happy.

1939
01:07:17,240 --> 01:07:31,240
And I just kind of I had like twenty five minutes and I like started just kind of roast in the guy and tell him like making sure his wife knows to blink twice if she needs me to send her some material to help her get away like kind of thing.

1940
01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:33,240
It was it was a lot. It was wild.

1941
01:07:33,240 --> 01:07:38,240
And now I look back on I'm like, probably I didn't make a whole lot of safe decisions in that moment.

1942
01:07:38,240 --> 01:07:40,240
Yeah, he can. He's cracking.

1943
01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:43,240
You know, and fights like professionally.

1944
01:07:43,240 --> 01:07:46,240
He does that be the best fighter.

1945
01:07:46,240 --> 01:07:48,240
Oh, hell yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1946
01:07:48,240 --> 01:07:52,240
Nazis. Yeah, that's my they smoke meth.

1947
01:07:52,240 --> 01:07:54,240
Yeah, that's not a crack though. Crack is different.

1948
01:07:54,240 --> 01:07:57,240
It's pretty close to crack was not to 1980s.

1949
01:07:57,240 --> 01:08:02,240
So I think it was like, what was it? 82? No, because it was like the early 80s.

1950
01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:05,240
I would not have expected you to have this information.

1951
01:08:05,240 --> 01:08:08,240
You're like the least likely to do crack in this room.

1952
01:08:08,240 --> 01:08:12,240
I've heard the legends though.

1953
01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:14,240
You do like WWE.

1954
01:08:14,240 --> 01:08:19,240
Yeah, summer slam weekend.

1955
01:08:19,240 --> 01:08:26,240
Damn, this has never happened before.

1956
01:08:26,240 --> 01:08:35,240
I'm president. That's crazy, dude. Okay, so everybody. Hold on a second. Like, no, I'm just kidding.

1957
01:08:35,240 --> 01:08:39,240
So like, Don, right? He's the weirdest.

1958
01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:42,240
Is his beard real?

1959
01:08:42,240 --> 01:08:49,240
It seems very full and dark. I mean, not, you know, their Turkish hair plugs, really.

1960
01:08:49,240 --> 01:08:50,240
Tell me why I came in here.

1961
01:08:50,240 --> 01:08:55,240
You playing my toys and then Hulk Hogan was getting the shit fucked up or fucked by what is this?

1962
01:08:55,240 --> 01:08:57,240
Andre the Giant getting them from the back. Bullshit.

1963
01:08:57,240 --> 01:08:58,240
That's what Dom was doing.

1964
01:08:58,240 --> 01:09:01,240
Oh, dude, I got fucking pictures. Like I took a picture as soon as I came in here.

1965
01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:03,240
I mean, if it was going to happen, it would probably be that.

1966
01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:07,240
Yeah, Hulk Hogan was bent over. Andre was on top of him with his big ass going to town.

1967
01:09:07,240 --> 01:09:08,240
That was the grand slam.

1968
01:09:08,240 --> 01:09:14,240
You should have seen Dom in the early days of editing the podcast and how angry he would get.

1969
01:09:14,240 --> 01:09:16,240
I'm going to start throwing shit, dude.

1970
01:09:16,240 --> 01:09:19,240
Wait, let me see, Dom, did you do that on purpose though?

1971
01:09:19,240 --> 01:09:24,240
Because I came in here, I took pictures of it. When I came in here, Hulk Hogan was getting reeled by Andre the Giant.

1972
01:09:24,240 --> 01:09:27,240
The way he laughed, he definitely did.

1973
01:09:27,240 --> 01:09:32,240
It was my boy Tyler, he was like, you think Brandon will notice this?

1974
01:09:32,240 --> 01:09:35,240
I'm like, did you move his action figures? Yes, he's going to notice this.

1975
01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:36,240
He took photos.

1976
01:09:36,240 --> 01:09:38,240
I got photos right here.

1977
01:09:38,240 --> 01:09:41,240
Hulk Hogan should be so lucky, quite frankly.

1978
01:09:41,240 --> 01:09:46,240
When a man like Andre the Giant wants to get it from a, you know.

1979
01:09:46,240 --> 01:09:51,240
And you see how big his hands is, just imagine how big his, I think he had a thick rod.

1980
01:09:51,240 --> 01:09:53,240
You think it's proportional?

1981
01:09:53,240 --> 01:09:58,240
I think he had a thick one. I'm not saying it's too long, but I bet he had a fucking coke can bigger than that.

1982
01:09:58,240 --> 01:10:03,240
I had this friend once talking to me, because he's a six foot bigger kind of dude.

1983
01:10:03,240 --> 01:10:05,240
We were like 20 years old, so we're still talking about this crap.

1984
01:10:05,240 --> 01:10:09,240
He said that he slept with this woman and she told him that his thing was kind of big.

1985
01:10:09,240 --> 01:10:16,240
He's like, it just kind of surprised me because in my hand it looked real small.

1986
01:10:16,240 --> 01:10:19,240
I was like, what a beautiful surprise for you then.

1987
01:10:19,240 --> 01:10:23,240
I'm sorry, it's only eight and a half inches.

1988
01:10:23,240 --> 01:10:26,240
You think they recorded Andre's junk?

1989
01:10:26,240 --> 01:10:27,240
Like they recorded the size?

1990
01:10:27,240 --> 01:10:32,240
Because I feel like if you like a tall big guy, they got to at least record it.

1991
01:10:32,240 --> 01:10:35,240
It could be like scientific, you don't know, man.

1992
01:10:35,240 --> 01:10:38,240
Brandon, if they did, you would know.

1993
01:10:38,240 --> 01:10:40,240
I just don't want to search it up.

1994
01:10:40,240 --> 01:10:42,240
I love your face with that ass.

1995
01:10:42,240 --> 01:10:47,240
It was like somebody was going to be like, Andre, you know what's up?

1996
01:10:47,240 --> 01:10:50,240
I'd be like, man, you're one of the tallest and biggest people, man.

1997
01:10:50,240 --> 01:10:52,240
So let's see if it's true that the big people.

1998
01:10:52,240 --> 01:10:54,240
I don't think it's true.

1999
01:10:54,240 --> 01:11:01,240
If you talk to gay men, it's the skinny guys that apparently have the, you know.

2000
01:11:01,240 --> 01:11:02,240
The rods?

2001
01:11:02,240 --> 01:11:03,240
Yeah, apparently.

2002
01:11:03,240 --> 01:11:04,240
I don't know.

2003
01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:07,240
Every time I see a real live one, it just makes me giggle.

2004
01:11:07,240 --> 01:11:13,240
I'm glad I was not born a dude because I just giggle probably the whole time.

2005
01:11:13,240 --> 01:11:15,240
I'd be doing that helicopter thing.

2006
01:11:15,240 --> 01:11:18,240
It doesn't work with the straps too hard.

2007
01:11:18,240 --> 01:11:23,240
Do they make a flaccid strap on?

2008
01:11:23,240 --> 01:11:24,240
Well, they do.

2009
01:11:24,240 --> 01:11:28,240
Well, they have things called packers like for like trans people or people who

2010
01:11:28,240 --> 01:11:31,240
experienced bottom dysphoria to wear that.

2011
01:11:31,240 --> 01:11:32,240
What does that do?

2012
01:11:32,240 --> 01:11:34,240
That, you know.

2013
01:11:34,240 --> 01:11:35,240
Hold on.

2014
01:11:35,240 --> 01:11:36,240
What did you tell them?

2015
01:11:36,240 --> 01:11:37,240
What did you guys say?

2016
01:11:37,240 --> 01:11:38,240
What does it do?

2017
01:11:38,240 --> 01:11:39,240
What is it?

2018
01:11:39,240 --> 01:11:40,240
What are you talking about?

2019
01:11:40,240 --> 01:11:41,240
Packer.

2020
01:11:41,240 --> 01:11:43,240
It's called a packer and it's like it's supposed to be like a penis, but it doesn't.

2021
01:11:43,240 --> 01:11:44,240
It's not hard.

2022
01:11:44,240 --> 01:11:48,240
It's just so that like you feel like complete.

2023
01:11:48,240 --> 01:11:51,240
Oh, so you wear whenever you just weren't regular clothes.

2024
01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:52,240
Yeah.

2025
01:11:52,240 --> 01:11:53,240
Yeah.

2026
01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:54,240
I need one of those.

2027
01:11:54,240 --> 01:11:55,240
What are they called?

2028
01:11:55,240 --> 01:11:59,240
Trust me, I got the connections on that.

2029
01:11:59,240 --> 01:12:00,240
I got you.

2030
01:12:00,240 --> 01:12:06,240
But yeah, it's how do we get to talk about dicks?

2031
01:12:06,240 --> 01:12:08,240
You were talking about Andre.

2032
01:12:08,240 --> 01:12:09,240
It always comes back to that.

2033
01:12:09,240 --> 01:12:12,240
It sure does, doesn't it?

2034
01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:13,240
Yeah.

2035
01:12:13,240 --> 01:12:16,240
I mean, that's why you see like ancient Pompeii.

2036
01:12:16,240 --> 01:12:20,240
There's drawings of penises and tatas and all that stuff.

2037
01:12:20,240 --> 01:12:23,240
We've thought that was hilarious in our entire lives.

2038
01:12:23,240 --> 01:12:27,240
That's why God smited them with the walking.

2039
01:12:27,240 --> 01:12:35,240
Or it really turned God on and he's like, I'm going to blow.

2040
01:12:35,240 --> 01:12:39,240
All right, I'm officially retiring after that.

2041
01:12:39,240 --> 01:12:43,240
Remember Cleopatra had that beehive thing too, where she would put the bees in there

2042
01:12:43,240 --> 01:12:44,240
and it starts shaking up.

2043
01:12:44,240 --> 01:12:45,240
No, I don't know about this.

2044
01:12:45,240 --> 01:12:49,240
She had a whole beehive vibrator that she made back in the Egypt.

2045
01:12:49,240 --> 01:12:50,240
Smart.

2046
01:12:50,240 --> 01:12:53,240
Very smart, but they got out, she was fucked.

2047
01:12:53,240 --> 01:12:54,240
So thank God.

2048
01:12:54,240 --> 01:12:55,240
She was fucked.

2049
01:12:55,240 --> 01:12:58,240
Oh yeah, she was getting it down back in those days.

2050
01:12:58,240 --> 01:13:00,240
She's such a hero.

2051
01:13:00,240 --> 01:13:01,240
I mean, I don't know.

2052
01:13:01,240 --> 01:13:02,240
Don't count me on that.

2053
01:13:02,240 --> 01:13:07,240
I've just mostly seen 90s renditions of her and also, but yeah, I don't know if she's

2054
01:13:07,240 --> 01:13:09,240
done something cancelable.

2055
01:13:09,240 --> 01:13:11,240
I don't know anything about Cleopatra.

2056
01:13:11,240 --> 01:13:14,240
She lived way more recently than people think.

2057
01:13:14,240 --> 01:13:15,240
Really?

2058
01:13:15,240 --> 01:13:16,240
Yeah.

2059
01:13:16,240 --> 01:13:17,240
It's an insane amount.

2060
01:13:17,240 --> 01:13:20,240
I mean, it sounds like an ancient Egypt name, but it's just.

2061
01:13:20,240 --> 01:13:22,240
Or 1800 years ago or something like that.

2062
01:13:22,240 --> 01:13:23,240
Really?

2063
01:13:23,240 --> 01:13:24,240
It was more recent than that.

2064
01:13:24,240 --> 01:13:25,240
Yeah, no more recent than that.

2065
01:13:25,240 --> 01:13:28,240
She lived closer to the moon landing than to the building of the pyramids.

2066
01:13:28,240 --> 01:13:30,240
That's because the pyramids are 5,000.

2067
01:13:30,240 --> 01:13:32,240
And 69 BC, so I mean, that's pretty.

2068
01:13:32,240 --> 01:13:34,240
She died at 39?

2069
01:13:34,240 --> 01:13:35,240
Damn.

2070
01:13:35,240 --> 01:13:38,240
So my 40th needs to be like, beat ya Cleopatra.

2071
01:13:38,240 --> 01:13:41,240
She had a lot of children, of course.

2072
01:13:41,240 --> 01:13:42,240
Yeah.

2073
01:13:42,240 --> 01:13:46,240
They also, at the time, did not approve birth control.

2074
01:13:46,240 --> 01:13:50,240
The conservative Republicans at the time were like, nope, Cleopatra, you're going to birth

2075
01:13:50,240 --> 01:13:51,240
this baby.

2076
01:13:51,240 --> 01:13:53,240
See, this is what it'd be like right now.

2077
01:13:53,240 --> 01:13:55,240
The problem.

2078
01:13:55,240 --> 01:13:56,240
That's it.

2079
01:13:56,240 --> 01:13:57,240
That's not it.

2080
01:13:57,240 --> 01:14:01,240
That's not it at all.

2081
01:14:01,240 --> 01:14:03,240
That's definitely not it.

2082
01:14:03,240 --> 01:14:05,240
It looks like it, though.

2083
01:14:05,240 --> 01:14:10,240
As somebody that has a vagina, I don't think that is, no.

2084
01:14:10,240 --> 01:14:13,240
That was the rose toy back in the day, dude.

2085
01:14:13,240 --> 01:14:15,240
Just a squash.

2086
01:14:15,240 --> 01:14:19,240
No, it says it right there, it says 1300 BC vibrator.

2087
01:14:19,240 --> 01:14:24,240
When you can't find a dildo, so you got to depend on the local vegetation.

2088
01:14:24,240 --> 01:14:25,240
I mean, cucumber would.

2089
01:14:25,240 --> 01:14:27,240
It's like a squash.

2090
01:14:27,240 --> 01:14:28,240
That's cool.

2091
01:14:28,240 --> 01:14:29,240
Yeah, that's tough.

2092
01:14:29,240 --> 01:14:31,240
Just imagine lesbians back there, they're like, girl, if you don't shut up, I'm going

2093
01:14:31,240 --> 01:14:34,240
to go pick a cucumber.

2094
01:14:34,240 --> 01:14:38,240
It's like they built the pyramids, but they couldn't find a better shape.

2095
01:14:38,240 --> 01:14:40,240
Let me go back.

2096
01:14:40,240 --> 01:14:41,240
This is impressive.

2097
01:14:41,240 --> 01:14:42,240
I know.

2098
01:14:42,240 --> 01:14:43,240
This is really cool.

2099
01:14:43,240 --> 01:14:44,240
Is that a stone one?

2100
01:14:44,240 --> 01:14:45,240
Where, right here?

2101
01:14:45,240 --> 01:14:46,240
Right there, yeah.

2102
01:14:46,240 --> 01:14:48,240
I mean, they put the head on it, too.

2103
01:14:48,240 --> 01:14:51,240
They fucked that circumcision up real bad, dude.

2104
01:14:51,240 --> 01:14:52,240
Go to the first picture.

2105
01:14:52,240 --> 01:14:53,240
The first one.

2106
01:14:53,240 --> 01:14:54,240
It's a diagram?

2107
01:14:54,240 --> 01:14:55,240
Yep, this is how it works.

2108
01:14:55,240 --> 01:14:56,240
Oh, so that is real.

2109
01:14:56,240 --> 01:14:57,240
A gourd of bees.

2110
01:14:57,240 --> 01:14:58,240
What the fuck?

2111
01:14:58,240 --> 01:15:01,240
This isn't a squash while you're getting squashed.

2112
01:15:01,240 --> 01:15:04,240
You're getting turned on and be like, go get the beekeeper.

2113
01:15:04,240 --> 01:15:07,240
Man, that's a good coffee.

2114
01:15:07,240 --> 01:15:10,240
He comes with a beekeeper suit.

2115
01:15:10,240 --> 01:15:12,240
Smoke the orgasm out.

2116
01:15:12,240 --> 01:15:14,240
Who saw the beekeeper?

2117
01:15:14,240 --> 01:15:16,240
I did watch that.

2118
01:15:16,240 --> 01:15:19,240
Dress as a beekeeper for Halloween and be like, I'm Cleopatra's servant.

2119
01:15:19,240 --> 01:15:23,240
That's what I'm going to do in my Deadpool suit, wear a beekeeper's name, too.

2120
01:15:23,240 --> 01:15:25,240
Go for your Deadpool suit.

2121
01:15:25,240 --> 01:15:26,240
Oh, man.

2122
01:15:26,240 --> 01:15:27,240
Beekeeper, beepole.

2123
01:15:27,240 --> 01:15:30,240
I mean, if somebody was going to do that, it would be Deadpool.

2124
01:15:30,240 --> 01:15:32,240
Deadpool would be like, I'll get those bees for you, girl.

2125
01:15:32,240 --> 01:15:35,240
Exactly.

2126
01:15:35,240 --> 01:15:37,240
It should be just gourd of bees.

2127
01:15:37,240 --> 01:15:41,240
So we're trying to get, I want to know if you can help convince Brandon.

2128
01:15:41,240 --> 01:15:42,240
He's a hardcore Trumper now.

2129
01:15:42,240 --> 01:15:45,240
And we're trying to get Vincent not to be a Trump supporter.

2130
01:15:45,240 --> 01:15:48,240
Okay.

2131
01:15:48,240 --> 01:15:52,240
Oh, is this where I'm supposed to pop in and tell him?

2132
01:15:52,240 --> 01:15:53,240
He likes Jim Brewer.

2133
01:15:53,240 --> 01:15:55,240
Jim Brewer is his favorite comedian.

2134
01:15:55,240 --> 01:15:58,240
Not favorite, but he got me laughing.

2135
01:15:58,240 --> 01:15:59,240
He just likes the noises.

2136
01:15:59,240 --> 01:16:01,240
He just likes the noises.

2137
01:16:01,240 --> 01:16:03,240
Not Trump.

2138
01:16:03,240 --> 01:16:05,240
No, no, no, no, no, no.

2139
01:16:05,240 --> 01:16:07,240
Just Hulk Hogan.

2140
01:16:07,240 --> 01:16:10,240
He was distraught when Hulk Hogan ripped off his shirt.

2141
01:16:10,240 --> 01:16:13,240
Now, that threw me off guard when Hulk Hogan popped up in there, man.

2142
01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:14,240
I couldn't believe it.

2143
01:16:14,240 --> 01:16:16,240
Because I got like literally every era.

2144
01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:21,240
The Republican National Convention looked like a mega church.

2145
01:16:21,240 --> 01:16:22,240
That was the total vibe.

2146
01:16:22,240 --> 01:16:26,240
Everybody was like, yeah, I got a 10 back on my ears.

2147
01:16:26,240 --> 01:16:28,240
I'm ready to fuck shit up.

2148
01:16:28,240 --> 01:16:30,240
And Donald Trump was like, it's not about me.

2149
01:16:30,240 --> 01:16:31,240
It's not about me.

2150
01:16:31,240 --> 01:16:34,240
I know I just did 14 back flips before it came out.

2151
01:16:34,240 --> 01:16:39,240
I'm not going to depend on the teleprompter because it's hard to read.

2152
01:16:39,240 --> 01:16:43,240
Oh, I was just watching something with Pete Davidson was like, Trump can't read.

2153
01:16:43,240 --> 01:16:44,240
Yeah.

2154
01:16:44,240 --> 01:16:45,240
Really?

2155
01:16:45,240 --> 01:16:46,240
You see that?

2156
01:16:46,240 --> 01:16:47,240
I saw that one.

2157
01:16:47,240 --> 01:16:51,240
He's like, he's like, he said that they were in the meetings all like, like the, the,

2158
01:16:51,240 --> 01:16:56,240
the, before he had been all like, uh, my brain is breaking.

2159
01:16:56,240 --> 01:17:00,240
He was, he was like, uh, I'm just going to, I'm going to say something different here.

2160
01:17:00,240 --> 01:17:03,240
I can't do a Trump accent and I don't want to cause I tried to.

2161
01:17:03,240 --> 01:17:07,240
I'm the worst at it.

2162
01:17:07,240 --> 01:17:08,240
Huge.

2163
01:17:08,240 --> 01:17:10,240
Yeah, I can't do it.

2164
01:17:10,240 --> 01:17:11,240
Let me try.

2165
01:17:11,240 --> 01:17:15,240
I want to cause I have a joke that I need to do it, but I just, it's hard if you've

2166
01:17:15,240 --> 01:17:17,240
never sexually assaulted a woman.

2167
01:17:17,240 --> 01:17:18,240
Oh, sorry.

2168
01:17:18,240 --> 01:17:21,240
I don't know.

2169
01:17:21,240 --> 01:17:24,240
I do it.

2170
01:17:24,240 --> 01:17:27,240
Now everybody's like, no, no, that was terrible.

2171
01:17:27,240 --> 01:17:28,240
So good.

2172
01:17:28,240 --> 01:17:30,240
He does it great.

2173
01:17:30,240 --> 01:17:31,240
Cut that.

2174
01:17:31,240 --> 01:17:32,240
I can try it.

2175
01:17:32,240 --> 01:17:33,240
Let me try it.

2176
01:17:33,240 --> 01:17:34,240
I need to get Trump.

2177
01:17:34,240 --> 01:17:35,240
Yeah.

2178
01:17:35,240 --> 01:17:36,240
No change.

2179
01:17:36,240 --> 01:17:39,240
What I've always let, it's just, it was always, it's always been interesting.

2180
01:17:39,240 --> 01:17:42,240
Cause like anytime you like would talk crap about Trump and people would be like, well,

2181
01:17:42,240 --> 01:17:43,240
what about Biden?

2182
01:17:43,240 --> 01:17:44,240
We're like, no, we hate him too.

2183
01:17:44,240 --> 01:17:45,240
Like,

2184
01:17:45,240 --> 01:17:50,240
I believe he was probably a good guy.

2185
01:17:50,240 --> 01:17:51,240
Maybe.

2186
01:17:51,240 --> 01:17:55,240
He did vote in favor of segregation in 1977.

2187
01:17:55,240 --> 01:18:01,240
Well, you know, maybe, maybe like a decade after they got rid of it.

2188
01:18:01,240 --> 01:18:04,240
He's like, you know what, dude, I'm throwing this is my vote.

2189
01:18:04,240 --> 01:18:06,240
I'm casting my stone here.

2190
01:18:06,240 --> 01:18:09,240
Back in the day, it did look like that dude that played captain America.

2191
01:18:09,240 --> 01:18:10,240
It was really cool.

2192
01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:11,240
What?

2193
01:18:11,240 --> 01:18:13,240
Doesn't he look like what's that dude?

2194
01:18:13,240 --> 01:18:15,240
Chris Evans?

2195
01:18:15,240 --> 01:18:16,240
I see it.

2196
01:18:16,240 --> 01:18:18,240
No, this is not another teen movie.

2197
01:18:18,240 --> 01:18:20,240
Captain America, nobody sees Captain America.

2198
01:18:20,240 --> 01:18:23,240
No, he doesn't look like Chris Evans and the slightest.

2199
01:18:23,240 --> 01:18:26,240
Cause you're the president doesn't make you captain America.

2200
01:18:26,240 --> 01:18:29,240
He looks like his clothes have never landed in the hamper.

2201
01:18:29,240 --> 01:18:30,240
Like,

2202
01:18:30,240 --> 01:18:32,240
Yeah, they aren't wrinkles.

2203
01:18:32,240 --> 01:18:35,240
That kind of looks like AJ O'Leary right there.

2204
01:18:35,240 --> 01:18:36,240
Oh yeah.

2205
01:18:36,240 --> 01:18:40,240
Just about like, like, I don't know.

2206
01:18:40,240 --> 01:18:43,240
Most, most powerful people that age though have like,

2207
01:18:43,240 --> 01:18:46,240
I think they have just terrible, terrible secrets.

2208
01:18:46,240 --> 01:18:47,240
You know,

2209
01:18:47,240 --> 01:18:48,240
Oh, guarantee.

2210
01:18:48,240 --> 01:18:50,240
That's why, and this is what I said.

2211
01:18:50,240 --> 01:18:53,240
Hillary Clinton would have been the best female president.

2212
01:18:53,240 --> 01:18:54,240
Listen to me.

2213
01:18:54,240 --> 01:18:56,240
No, go ahead.

2214
01:18:56,240 --> 01:18:59,240
She'll kill people, women and children.

2215
01:18:59,240 --> 01:19:01,240
For the greater good.

2216
01:19:01,240 --> 01:19:04,240
Who do you want other as the leader of this?

2217
01:19:04,240 --> 01:19:07,240
If something has to go down, you need somebody who can make those hard decisions.

2218
01:19:07,240 --> 01:19:10,240
You don't think Sarah Palin could have done that?

2219
01:19:10,240 --> 01:19:11,240
No, no, no.

2220
01:19:11,240 --> 01:19:13,240
I think she's soft on the inside.

2221
01:19:13,240 --> 01:19:17,240
The thing, the thing with Hillary Clinton, my mother, um, oh man,

2222
01:19:17,240 --> 01:19:19,240
this terrible, I'm sharing this family shit, but you know what?

2223
01:19:19,240 --> 01:19:21,240
Maybe you shouldn't have said things.

2224
01:19:21,240 --> 01:19:23,240
But she was like, yeah.

2225
01:19:23,240 --> 01:19:24,240
At one point they were asking her like,

2226
01:19:24,240 --> 01:19:27,240
what are you going to do with your time when she was a first lady?

2227
01:19:27,240 --> 01:19:30,240
And she's like, well, I'm not going to be like sitting around baking cookies.

2228
01:19:30,240 --> 01:19:31,240
Right.

2229
01:19:31,240 --> 01:19:33,240
And boy, did that piss off that like housewives, right?

2230
01:19:33,240 --> 01:19:34,240
Including my mother.

2231
01:19:34,240 --> 01:19:36,240
And this is 2016.

2232
01:19:36,240 --> 01:19:38,240
My mom's like, I just don't like that she said that.

2233
01:19:38,240 --> 01:19:39,240
And I was like, that was in 1991.

2234
01:19:39,240 --> 01:19:44,240
And she's like, yeah, I was like, wasn't that the same year you told my sister not to marry a black man?

2235
01:19:44,240 --> 01:19:48,240
I guess a good thing that like the whole country wasn't watching.

2236
01:19:48,240 --> 01:19:51,240
And you're not going to be judged for it the rest of your life.

2237
01:19:51,240 --> 01:19:53,240
Sorry, mom.

2238
01:19:53,240 --> 01:19:54,240
Based.

2239
01:19:54,240 --> 01:19:55,240
But you know what?

2240
01:19:55,240 --> 01:19:59,240
You've grown as a person and you've realized there are worse things.

2241
01:19:59,240 --> 01:20:03,240
Like your daughter could be gay.

2242
01:20:03,240 --> 01:20:04,240
No lie.

2243
01:20:04,240 --> 01:20:05,240
My first girlfriend was black.

2244
01:20:05,240 --> 01:20:09,240
That was just a coincidence.

2245
01:20:09,240 --> 01:20:14,240
All right, Ash, the ghostly Muhammad Ali here means that's the end of the podcast.

2246
01:20:14,240 --> 01:20:15,240
It went by so fast.

2247
01:20:15,240 --> 01:20:18,240
We didn't get anything, but the conversation was amazing.

2248
01:20:18,240 --> 01:20:19,240
Thank you for coming on.

2249
01:20:19,240 --> 01:20:20,240
Yeah, I appreciate it.

2250
01:20:20,240 --> 01:20:23,240
And this is going to come out next next Monday.

2251
01:20:23,240 --> 01:20:32,240
And anything you have to say, any kind of social media, any shows you got coming on after that, you know, go ahead and tell it to this camera right here.

2252
01:20:32,240 --> 01:20:36,240
Yeah, well, I mean, I've got some stuff in the works right now.

2253
01:20:36,240 --> 01:20:39,240
I really don't have any shows going on right now.

2254
01:20:39,240 --> 01:20:41,240
Wow.

2255
01:20:41,240 --> 01:20:42,240
Wow.

2256
01:20:42,240 --> 01:20:44,240
You just like put me on the spot and I'm like, I literally haven't planned anything.

2257
01:20:44,240 --> 01:20:47,240
I've done like, you know, twenty shows in the past three months.

2258
01:20:47,240 --> 01:20:51,240
But like I decided to take I'm kind of chilling.

2259
01:20:51,240 --> 01:20:55,240
But I am like, yeah, Ash Kennedy.

2260
01:20:55,240 --> 01:21:00,240
You can find me on I'm kind of boring on social media, but I'm on Facebook.

2261
01:21:00,240 --> 01:21:09,240
I'm at the picture where I'm not on stage because there's two accounts is the one that I'm in, which is real confusing for people.

2262
01:21:09,240 --> 01:21:11,240
Just tell us.

2263
01:21:11,240 --> 01:21:12,240
All right.

2264
01:21:12,240 --> 01:21:13,240
So just cut this part.

2265
01:21:13,240 --> 01:21:17,240
Let's pretend.

2266
01:21:17,240 --> 01:21:19,240
Oh, hey, yeah, no, I got totally stuff here.

2267
01:21:19,240 --> 01:21:20,240
I am Ash Kennedy.

2268
01:21:20,240 --> 01:21:25,240
I got Jane Doe still my identity on Instagram and on Tick Tock.

2269
01:21:25,240 --> 01:21:28,240
And I kind of want to start messing around more with some tick tock.

2270
01:21:28,240 --> 01:21:30,240
So I would love love some support.

2271
01:21:30,240 --> 01:21:31,240
I'm going to I'm kind of eclectic.

2272
01:21:31,240 --> 01:21:36,240
I'm not going to be, you know.

2273
01:21:36,240 --> 01:21:38,240
Yeah, I'm not.

2274
01:21:38,240 --> 01:21:40,240
You know how like sometimes you get on tick tock and you're like, what are you doing?

2275
01:21:40,240 --> 01:21:44,240
You're supposed to only renovate houses, you know, kind of thing.

2276
01:21:44,240 --> 01:21:45,240
Well, yeah, I'm going to be that kind of frustrating.

2277
01:21:45,240 --> 01:21:48,240
But, you know, it's like a person.

2278
01:21:48,240 --> 01:21:49,240
Yeah.

2279
01:21:49,240 --> 01:21:50,240
And my Facebook is Ash Kennedy.

2280
01:21:50,240 --> 01:21:51,240
But there'll be two of them.

2281
01:21:51,240 --> 01:21:57,240
And if you click on one of them, I won't see for another year.

2282
01:21:57,240 --> 01:21:59,240
But yeah, appreciate all.

2283
01:21:59,240 --> 01:22:01,240
I appreciate you.

2284
01:22:01,240 --> 01:22:03,240
Yeah.

2285
01:22:03,240 --> 01:22:04,240
Good shit.

2286
01:22:04,240 --> 01:22:06,240
Hell, yeah.

2287
01:22:06,240 --> 01:22:08,240
The ones that we don't get the notes.

2288
01:22:08,240 --> 01:22:09,240
Yeah.

2289
01:22:09,240 --> 01:22:31,240
So that's the best one.

2290
01:22:39,240 --> 01:22:50,240
Yeah.