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This week on Clown College.

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Hello.

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What up, this is Charleston.

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Hello.

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What up, Charleston?

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What's up?

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Man, shit, chillin', man.

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Look, man, our college, I got a group of guys, I got a group of my partners, man.

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Listen, I'm at Clown Community College, bro, and we want y'all there.

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We wanted to see what it'd take to get you on the podcast, man.

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I'm gonna shoot you my manager number.

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I bet.

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Man, they sitting there listening to you now, man.

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It's a mixed group of guys, man.

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They love you, bro.

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I bet.

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I'm finna shoot you my manager number now.

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I bet.

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All right.

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This is the best day of my life.

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Oh, boy!

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This is the best day of my life.

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Oh, shit!

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That's crazy, man.

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That's what we needed, dude.

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Where at it?

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I told you, bro, I got you connected.

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What you just know, Hill?

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Y'all know him.

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Welcome to Clown College.

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We have profound knowledge.

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In many ways, the elevator make you sound polished.

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So if you want to hear a little honest, a few takes on the ways to make it as a comic,

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then stick around for a while to fit down to Clown.

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We got the guests right now just to show you how.

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Let's all go to Clown College, baby.

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It's with Brandon, Willis, Conn, and JJ.

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Let's all go to Clown College, baby.

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It's with Brandon, Willis, Conn, and JJ.

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Let's all go to Clown College, baby.

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It's with Brandon, Willis, Conn, and JJ.

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Let's all go

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I shouldn't be a pussy dude.

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Yeah man, they getting in your ears.

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They gonna get in your ears regardless.

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Well let's not.

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Okay well yeah let's not think that.

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You know what I mean.

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That wasn't comforting Brandon.

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No that was yeah that actually creeped my ass out too.

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There you go out.

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Now it's on.

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Damn.

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Sorry.

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It's all right Brandon.

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Damn Brandon.

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I still love you.

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So why you guys scared of Spider?

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Dude, there was a fucking behemoth.

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Tarantula as Brandon described it in here.

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That thing was fat bro.

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We can throw up the picture right?

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Wetland wolf spider.

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Yeah the giant wolf spider dude.

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Yeah dude like Brandon came in he was like whoa whoa whoa whoa.

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Oh yeah man I freaked out.

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Look at that thing.

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Cause I almost stepped on it.

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I just looked down and I was like oh hold on damn.

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Hey hey Tarantula.

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Yeah right there in the hand.

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You got a tarantula in this bitch.

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That's what it was.

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That's terrifying.

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Yeah.

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Terrific.

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I ain't gonna lie it took me back a little bit.

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Cause I'm not really scared of spiders

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but that motherfucker was just sitting there.

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Luckily we put a cup over it

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and because I accidentally hit the back of it

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and all it's babies started running out.

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So I had to spray right there, sprayed all the babies

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and then we gassed them out in the cup.

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Oh yeah.

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Really good.

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He stayed alive for a long time.

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He was running around in there for like five minutes.

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Which is too long.

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Yeah yeah.

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Too long.

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Too long for how much spray we put under that cup.

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A decent amount of spray.

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Like a good amount.

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Dude like probably 30 seconds of spray.

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It's big fact.

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Multiple times too.

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Cause it kept on moving around.

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She was like I'm gonna die.

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Yeah it kept on moving around.

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I was like I'm gonna die.

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Dude like a thousand times you're like

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I'm gonna die.

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Like I'm gonna die.

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Like a thousand times.

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It's like a thousand times.

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Because it kept on moving around.

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I didn't want to open the thing up and it just ran away.

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That's a shame.

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Imagine if you didn't have the cup.

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You know how many times you would have got bit before that thing just fell over?

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Oh, well, if I'd have stepped on it, like just regular stepped on it,

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all those fucking babies would have, I mean, there's no way I could have contained them.

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No.

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No, it was too many.

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There would not have been a podcast.

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I would have left.

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We would have had to record and like, you know, a McDonald's or something.

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I don't know, dude.

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The library.

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I don't even know where the fuck you go, dude.

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I would have been lost.

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That was 40 years.

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That was bad.

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Yeah, it was rowdy.

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It got us a good jump since we came in.

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Hell yeah.

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It woke you up, dude.

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Like smelling salts.

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We need to get those.

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Yes, we should.

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Brandon, order those right now.

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I want to see how much they cost.

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I'll give you my card number live on the podcast.

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Yeah, we'll do it.

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Dude, hold on, because that seems cool.

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What kind of fucking ad was that?

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That seems cool.

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Let's see.

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Let's get the 21 dollars.

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21 right here?

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Let's see where you get.

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Is there any on Amazon?

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Oh, why is that 162?

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Amazon.

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Yeah, that's better.

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I don't know.

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Just not no random dude named Ted or something.

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What?

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Biden dropped out.

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No.

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Stop joking with me.

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Biden dropped out of the election.

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Biden just dropped out of the election.

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Who's going to be the Democratic nominee?

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I don't know.

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This is live, dude.

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What the hell?

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Newsome, maybe.

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Jack just texted me or something.

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He just pulled out.

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What?

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Biden dropped out.

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Four, three minutes ago.

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Damn, man.

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Dryden just pulls out.

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Because he fucking has dementia.

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He had to go.

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Damn.

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What?

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They don't have a chance of winning now.

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They don't have a chance.

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Who's it going to be, dude?

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I don't think they know yet.

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Man, Hawk Hogan comes out, scares the shit out of the office.

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Man, what the fuck?

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Man, dude, you understand.

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My gosh, dude.

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That was crazy, man.

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When he came out there, ripped that shirt.

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I'm not a Trump fan, but.

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Did you see that dumb when Hawk Hogan came out?

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I saw the Twitter post where it's like, we're almost at, idiotic.

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Yes, it would have had Terry Crews.

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We're almost.

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There ain't no almost.

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OK, so Trump's going to be the president for sure.

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Oh, no.

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Yeah, no doubt.

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He pretty much had it in the bag after.

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You know.

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Hawk Hogan?

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He bossed up.

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No, not Hawk Hogan.

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I don't think that.

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I don't think having a guy who said the N-word during a sex

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tape.

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Oh, yeah.

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That's bad, man.

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Not great.

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Maybe.

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I don't know.

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Actually.

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Oh, shit.

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Damn.

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But they don't have a chance now because incumbent president

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has the best chance of winning by far in history.

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And now people were even if they thought he was old and all that shit,

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they didn't like he's safe.

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Now they don't have a chance.

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I don't give a fuck who they put up there.

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It's good.

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It's in November.

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You think he's going to be Kamala Harris?

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I don't think they like her either.

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You can't she will get demolished.

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Oh, yeah.

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Really?

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But who are you going to put up against him?

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You Nancy Pelosi?

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You want to know the only real you know, the only real person who

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could go up right now and have a chance.

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Who?

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Hillary Clinton.

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It's the only one.

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It's the comeback of the.

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It's because it's you know, Hillary, you know, she says some things

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and she was right.

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But when then and then he got president.

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Right.

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And then everybody's like, damn, we should have just voted for Hillary.

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But people didn't like her.

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But now I mean, who else?

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Who else has the name?

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Who else can can fire back with them?

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Obama.

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Yeah, Obama can run.

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But it turns over.

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You know, it would have to be somebody like that, which, you know, Kanye West, dude.

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I mean, you know, he actually might be actually might.

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I mean, he would we would be in a nuclear Holocaust after that.

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But, you know, drag it out.

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It's amazing.

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Huh?

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It would have sounded.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah.

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Could you imagine the music that you go out to whenever you're about to die?

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The Rock is about to hit.

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He's going to have a banger on there.

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You playing flashing lights while you're getting.

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Man.

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Lights.

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I ain't dead, man.

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It's so good.

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Oh, man.

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I can't believe this is wild.

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Hold on.

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Let's see.

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I can read it for you if you want.

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Yeah, let's do that.

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Hold on.

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Rather than Biden has decided he will end his reelection campaign, he said, in a statement

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released Sunday, a decision certain to send shock where.

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Oh, shit.

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Where?

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Where, dude?

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It's a smaller one.

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Oh, that is crazy.

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Oh, man.

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There's a lot of them in here.

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I'm sorry.

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00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:04,840
I moved this camera.

281
00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:05,400
Hold on, man.

282
00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:05,720
My bad.

283
00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:09,160
I'm overstimulated, man.

284
00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:12,280
It's the same one.

285
00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:16,680
You're safe, Brandon.

286
00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:17,640
I'll let you know, dude.

287
00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:19,320
It's moving this way.

288
00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:20,360
Tell me.

289
00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:21,240
I got you, man.

290
00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:28,520
A spider pops up and almost bites us in the ass.

291
00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:31,960
Dom, you got to call somebody, man.

292
00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:35,000
You got to call Ghostbusters.

293
00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,200
I got this one because we got to make sure.

294
00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:36,520
Oh, OK.

295
00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:37,720
Yeah, you can just grab that one.

296
00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:38,840
That one's not that crazy.

297
00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:40,360
I'm sorry.

298
00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:42,840
Oh, Brandon, run!

299
00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:43,640
Oh, shit.

300
00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:45,880
Oh, damn.

301
00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:46,680
Hold on.

302
00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:47,400
Oh, man.

303
00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:52,360
That one was quick, bro.

304
00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:53,960
Oh, man.

305
00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:54,600
Oh, my gosh, dude.

306
00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:55,320
I'm going to cry.

307
00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:57,000
Yeah, let's just get him.

308
00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:57,500
Hang on.

309
00:09:59,000 --> 00:09:59,880
Damn it, motherfucker.

310
00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:00,520
I got to kill them.

311
00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:01,480
I'm going to exterminate this.

312
00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:02,440
That's what I'm saying, dude.

313
00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:03,800
You got to call the authorities.

314
00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:06,460
Jesus.

315
00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:16,280
He was going that way, dude.

316
00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:18,520
This is the apocalypse, man.

317
00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:21,080
Fucking biting rocks out there and plagues.

318
00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:23,480
It's the fourth spider I've dealt with today.

319
00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:24,760
That spider raced us to hell.

320
00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:26,440
Well, dude, probably in the hundreds,

321
00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:29,320
if you want to count all the babies that came off that fat ass.

322
00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:30,600
That was probably a teenager from early.

323
00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:32,040
He probably came looking for his daddy.

324
00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:33,080
Oh, yeah.

325
00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:36,520
And then he saw me and he was like, I'm going to black on black crime,

326
00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:37,160
kill this motherfucker.

327
00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:38,840
That motherfucker almost got away, too.

328
00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:39,880
He almost did.

329
00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:41,000
Came straight this way.

330
00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:45,400
Man, I'm glad you all got him, man.

331
00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:46,600
That's the least my word.

332
00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:50,440
Dude, the fact that you got that spider, I appreciate it, man.

333
00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:51,960
Dom, you're old enough to run, dude.

334
00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:52,840
Why don't you do it?

335
00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:54,920
I'd be eliminated.

336
00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,200
Democratic nominee.

337
00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:58,120
They're just going to bring up one clip.

338
00:10:58,120 --> 00:11:00,520
And I'm over with.

339
00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:01,160
I'm over with.

340
00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,520
What type of clip?

341
00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:07,000
Where you're like, Hitler wasn't that bad.

342
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:07,500
Yeah.

343
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,000
Literally.

344
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,000
Oh, really?

345
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:09,720
I'll insert a break.

346
00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:13,880
Dude, shit, you might be Trump's vice president.

347
00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:16,120
Oh, man, that'd be crazy.

348
00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:19,640
What I really meant was like trying to explain that.

349
00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:23,560
Metaphorically.

350
00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:26,040
Yeah, I'm saying he did bad things.

351
00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:28,360
There's no denying that.

352
00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:29,240
Oh, hell yeah.

353
00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:29,720
Horrible.

354
00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:32,120
I just think I don't know why this pops up on my news,

355
00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:34,840
my Twitter feed, but like Hitler in a Cape, they were like,

356
00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:36,280
you got to admit Hitler had aura.

357
00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:37,800
That's what the post said.

358
00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,000
You want to see a picture of Hitler in a Cape?

359
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,200
That's very Gen Z.

360
00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:41,800
It's probably a Gen Z thing.

361
00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:44,120
The whole aura thing, I hate that, dude.

362
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:44,760
Let's see if you can.

363
00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:46,520
That's so lame, bro.

364
00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:48,840
Hitler in Cape, dude.

365
00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:51,800
In a Cape like Darth Vader, huh?

366
00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:53,720
Just like Darth Vader.

367
00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:55,480
I mean, look at that.

368
00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:56,280
Look at that right there.

369
00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:57,480
Hold on, here's a better one.

370
00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:58,360
Look at that.

371
00:11:58,360 --> 00:11:59,320
Oh, we posing.

372
00:11:59,320 --> 00:11:59,800
What's it do?

373
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,080
Whose face should I insert over Hitler?

374
00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:03,580
Yeah.

375
00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:05,480
We know.

376
00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:06,200
We know who it is.

377
00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:06,700
Oh, snap.

378
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:09,560
A color picture of it.

379
00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:10,520
There we go.

380
00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:11,160
See that?

381
00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:12,360
Hey, them boys was fresh.

382
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,920
Boy, your boys was fresh, though.

383
00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:19,560
Louis Vuitton and Versace made their uniforms.

384
00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:20,040
Really?

385
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:20,680
Yeah.

386
00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:21,720
I see.

387
00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:22,920
Y'all still wearing that shit.

388
00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:25,960
We just cut that out.

389
00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:26,600
Damn.

390
00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,920
I like how we pull a pillow right when we're talking about Joe Biden.

391
00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:31,720
This is what to expect.

392
00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:37,080
So who you guys voting for?

393
00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:38,200
Not me.

394
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:40,460
Can't.

395
00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:42,360
I don't know.

396
00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:45,320
I only know about two people, man.

397
00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:45,480
Yeah.

398
00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:46,440
Biden and Trump.

399
00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:47,320
Biden's out now.

400
00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:49,000
So are you going to vote for anybody?

401
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,720
So are you voting for the Democratic nominee or the Republican?

402
00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:53,400
I'm going to sit out this one.

403
00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:54,040
Because I don't know.

404
00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:57,400
I don't see any good options right now.

405
00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:58,520
Well, there might be a good option.

406
00:12:58,520 --> 00:12:59,320
Yeah, we don't know who's going to win.

407
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:02,280
Oh, I mean, if somebody pops up, like you said, what, Hillary Clinton?

408
00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:03,720
Bernie Sanders?

409
00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:04,680
I don't know.

410
00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:06,200
He's too old, man.

411
00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:06,760
Yeah.

412
00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:08,840
Bernie, is he just as old as Biden?

413
00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:09,720
He's in his 80s.

414
00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:10,520
Oh, damn.

415
00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:11,160
Gotta be.

416
00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:12,520
He's more spry, though.

417
00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:13,640
He was on Joe Rogan.

418
00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:16,760
That bird landed on his podium that one time.

419
00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:17,320
That was cool.

420
00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:22,040
That's aura.

421
00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:26,280
Yeah, that's a war back because a bird landed on your podium.

422
00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:26,760
Yeah.

423
00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:27,720
Yeah, that was cool.

424
00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:30,360
That way cooler than Joe Biden falling over.

425
00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:33,320
Or it's like shine.

426
00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:35,960
That's like shine.

427
00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:36,360
Who?

428
00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:38,040
Or like that's like what you put off.

429
00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:38,920
That's your vibe.

430
00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:40,040
Your energy.

431
00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:41,560
You shine.

432
00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:42,280
Oh, yeah, man.

433
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:45,320
What's your aura?

434
00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:45,720
Sweat.

435
00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:51,000
I don't know.

436
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,520
How do you define an aura?

437
00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:54,760
What a philosophical.

438
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,160
This episode is going off the rails.

439
00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:59,240
I was like, how does that even work?

440
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:01,800
The aura?

441
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:02,600
How do you describe it?

442
00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:03,000
Yes.

443
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:03,080
Yeah.

444
00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:04,040
How do you describe it?

445
00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:06,120
What do you bleed out?

446
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:09,640
What comes off of you whenever somebody meets you?

447
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:12,360
Yeah, that's a good ass.

448
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:16,520
I mean, I mean, sweat, anxiety, overwhelming autism.

449
00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:17,000
Yeah.

450
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:17,240
Yeah.

451
00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:19,480
Movie dates.

452
00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:20,280
Make them laugh.

453
00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:21,000
Make them laugh.

454
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,280
Funny humor.

455
00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:22,600
Yeah.

456
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:28,920
I think you come off as sweet, green and funny.

457
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:30,600
That's it.

458
00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:32,280
Sweet, green, funny.

459
00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:32,600
Yeah.

460
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:33,800
Sweet, green and funny.

461
00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:36,600
But you know, that begs the question, who are you, man?

462
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,280
Are you who you think you are?

463
00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:40,680
Are you how other people perceive you?

464
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,600
Are you defined by your own actions?

465
00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:45,160
You know, sometimes I never really know if we really think about it.

466
00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:46,280
Do we ever know this?

467
00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:46,520
No.

468
00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:47,000
Do we?

469
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,520
That's what this universe is about.

470
00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:50,280
Not really knowing and just finding out.

471
00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:52,040
Fucking around and finding out.

472
00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:52,680
Exactly.

473
00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:54,920
Because you can't go into space and find out.

474
00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:58,120
You're going to fuck up and die and blow up.

475
00:14:58,120 --> 00:14:59,160
You can't even go into the ocean.

476
00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:00,040
How do we get to space?

477
00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:00,920
You go to the ocean.

478
00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:03,000
You're going to die and fall and blow up.

479
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:03,880
You can die on the ocean.

480
00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:04,520
Hold on.

481
00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:06,680
You got to go to the ocean and fall and die and blow up?

482
00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:10,680
If you go deep enough, because you remember what happened with the submarine.

483
00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:11,640
You just blow up.

484
00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:12,280
Implode.

485
00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:13,400
Eyes come out and shit.

486
00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:13,880
Fucked up.

487
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:14,280
The pressure.

488
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:15,000
Yeah.

489
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:19,800
Did you see when they like catch deep sea creatures on like a charter fishing boat

490
00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:22,520
and they reel them up real fast and they're like fucking exploded?

491
00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:26,520
Their eyes are like, it's really sad, but I don't laugh.

492
00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:28,600
Hopefully we see that on Twitter sometime, right?

493
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:29,960
You know, some exploding fish.

494
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:30,360
I don't know.

495
00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:33,560
You still on the Twitter?

496
00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:37,160
You got off of it?

497
00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:39,880
No, I mean, I still hop on there to see what's up, but not really.

498
00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:41,160
Like I used to.

499
00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:42,760
I mean, it's still good stuff on there to watch.

500
00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:43,800
It's not good for your soul.

501
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:44,680
It's not good for your soul.

502
00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:45,240
It's not.

503
00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:47,800
It makes you, it's like armor, I guess.

504
00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:48,600
You know, shine.

505
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:51,240
So when you see it, you're like, okay, that happened.

506
00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:52,360
Have y'all seen the video?

507
00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:57,560
It was going viral on Twitter like a week ago where there are women in the Dollar General

508
00:15:57,560 --> 00:16:01,800
and she's filming the guy and he's running out and she's like, he just nutted on my leg.

509
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:02,360
Oh yeah.

510
00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:03,880
I saw that.

511
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:04,380
Yes.

512
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:09,720
He like jerked off on her leg and ran out the store and they still can't find him.

513
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:10,280
Yes.

514
00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:14,840
And oh dude, it was so fucked up because all the replies were like, why the fuck is she crying?

515
00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:16,680
Like they were angry at her.

516
00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:19,720
Why they angry at her?

517
00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:20,840
She just got, huh?

518
00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:21,720
You mean search this up?

519
00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:22,220
Yeah.

520
00:16:22,220 --> 00:16:22,720
Okay.

521
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:27,080
Dude, girl's leg at the grocery store.

522
00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:27,720
Dollar tree.

523
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:31,000
Probably ejaculate.

524
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:34,280
It's going to turn into the Bryson Sci-Fi show.

525
00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:35,880
Let's see.

526
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:36,840
Wee Chit Show.

527
00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:37,640
Oh my gosh.

528
00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:38,760
Look, look, look at this.

529
00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:39,480
Look at his shirt.

530
00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:42,040
It's not going to look, it's not going to look itself.

531
00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:42,760
Oh my God.

532
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,760
Now why would Jeremiah Cotton do that?

533
00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:46,760
I like, look, look how they got.

534
00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:48,920
Why would they blur it out?

535
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,760
Go back, go back to that picture, dude.

536
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:51,160
Right here.

537
00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:51,960
Oh, this one?

538
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:53,000
The one you just saw.

539
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:53,480
Damn.

540
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:53,800
All right.

541
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:54,200
Yeah.

542
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:57,880
I like how they circled his hairline in.

543
00:16:57,880 --> 00:16:58,200
Oh, shit.

544
00:16:58,200 --> 00:16:58,600
Hold on.

545
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,120
Let me figure out.

546
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:04,680
They was like, any nigga with a cut like this will definitely do some devious shit.

547
00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:05,640
I'm fucked then, right?

548
00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:06,140
The cadesta.

549
00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:10,680
You're defined by your own actions.

550
00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:12,920
You don't have to do that.

551
00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:13,640
Yeah.

552
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:14,520
I'm saved.

553
00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:16,360
This man got the blade haircut, though.

554
00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:17,320
Oh, hold on, hold on.

555
00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:18,360
And he's a, what is it?

556
00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:19,480
Philadelphia Eagles.

557
00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:19,880
That's what's.

558
00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:21,480
It's EDP's brother, dude.

559
00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:22,920
Oh, damn.

560
00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:24,920
I can't believe he's so happy, too.

561
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:27,160
Why do they got nutting in quotation marks?

562
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,360
What the kids refer to as nutting.

563
00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:31,560
She took a picture of it?

564
00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:31,960
Man.

565
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:33,480
No, she was videoing it.

566
00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:33,880
Oh.

567
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:38,360
That's when she's outside and she's filming him run away and she's crying and she's like,

568
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:39,720
you got it on my leg.

569
00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:40,440
Damn.

570
00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:41,080
It's really fucked up.

571
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:42,120
I'm just surprised how they blurred it out.

572
00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,320
At the Dollar Tree.

573
00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:46,600
They say all publicity is good publicity, but I don't know.

574
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:48,840
I mean, if you go to Dollar Tree, dude.

575
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:50,280
It's always a gamble.

576
00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:50,840
You never know.

577
00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:52,040
It's part of the game, dude.

578
00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:56,600
Did you see that the Dollar Tree in Huntsville, one of my coworkers was telling me about this.

579
00:17:56,600 --> 00:18:00,360
They just got in trouble because they were scratching the dates off the milk

580
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:01,560
and people were getting sick.

581
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:02,920
No way.

582
00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:03,560
Yeah.

583
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,320
Oh, was it Sparkman?

584
00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:06,360
Like the one there Sparkman?

585
00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:07,160
I don't know.

586
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:08,520
I think it's the one on university.

587
00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:10,520
I don't know for sure, but I did.

588
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:13,640
They were like scratching the expiration dates off the milk.

589
00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:14,680
That's crazy.

590
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:16,040
Or putting different ones on there.

591
00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:18,040
They have milk at Dollar Tree?

592
00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:18,520
Oh, yeah.

593
00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:19,240
And steak.

594
00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:20,680
You can get a real steak from there.

595
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:21,560
Shut the fuck up.

596
00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:22,760
I'm dead serious.

597
00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:23,400
You can get meat.

598
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:24,120
No, I'm serious.

599
00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:25,080
They got like, hold on.

600
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:26,520
Let me show you Dollar Tree steak.

601
00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:28,920
I will never buy it, but I've watched a man eat it.

602
00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:30,200
Who would you watch eat it?

603
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,240
Oh, somebody on YouTube.

604
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:33,400
Yeah.

605
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:34,040
Dude.

606
00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:34,760
Wolf Pit.

607
00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:35,480
Holy shit.

608
00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:37,080
I love you so much.

609
00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:37,960
Love you too, man.

610
00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:39,800
I love you too very much.

611
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:40,200
You okay?

612
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,160
Look at this.

613
00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:41,720
Look at that.

614
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:42,840
There's no way that's real.

615
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:43,080
Okay.

616
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,920
Why the fuck is it in like a fishing bait bag?

617
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:45,800
That's what it looked like.

618
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:48,040
Oh, hold on.

619
00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:48,840
Here's a better.

620
00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:49,640
Here's a better.

621
00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:51,640
That does not look good at all.

622
00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:52,600
I'm not happy about it.

623
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:53,400
Brown and green.

624
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,440
You can't eat steak from there.

625
00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:56,280
And this is how it ends up.

626
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:57,400
Look, he just get that little.

627
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:00,360
Some sardines.

628
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:07,080
It looks like a really fancy restaurant.

629
00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:08,360
Damn, man.

630
00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:09,080
Oh, my God.

631
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:09,720
Oh, shit.

632
00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:10,920
He did it right, though.

633
00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:11,640
No, he didn't.

634
00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:12,440
Dude, I'm not.

635
00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:12,920
I'm not.

636
00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:14,040
You can't eat that.

637
00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:15,320
You can't eat that.

638
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,200
Oh, I would never.

639
00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:18,440
I can't believe this is real.

640
00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:21,000
Next week, we're going to eat.

641
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,200
Why don't everybody?

642
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,640
It's like a class party.

643
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,720
Everybody can have half a bite of steak.

644
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:30,440
Dollar steak is crazy.

645
00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:33,320
They put Sharpie as the grill marks on this.

646
00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:36,360
It's so gross.

647
00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:37,800
That's fucked up, man.

648
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,400
You got to cook it like motor oil.

649
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:41,000
It's going to be good, man.

650
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,000
I used to have milk from the Dollar Tree.

651
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,840
I would get their birthday cake milk, man.

652
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:47,160
They have.

653
00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:48,520
Yeah, it's really good.

654
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,760
If you ever go there, I would still recommend that to anybody.

655
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:52,600
So you won't eat steak, but you drink milk.

656
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,760
That's birthday cake flavored from the Dollar Tree.

657
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,040
It's amazing.

658
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:57,640
Birthday cake milk.

659
00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:03,960
Dude, at lunch for I went to Dollar General and got Hot Pockets, right?

660
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:05,160
What the fuck?

661
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:08,760
Actually, I'm actually a man.

662
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:10,120
I've seen this brand before.

663
00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:11,560
They sell it at Subway, dude.

664
00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:12,040
Exactly.

665
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:12,600
For real?

666
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:12,840
Yeah.

667
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:13,960
It's all right.

668
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:15,000
Subway's going down.

669
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:16,920
It's going down bad.

670
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:18,360
It started a while ago.

671
00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:19,080
Yeah.

672
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:21,640
Six dollar, six inch Jared.

673
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:24,600
I don't know which is worse.

674
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,440
Once Jared left, it all went downhill.

675
00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:27,320
Exactly, man.

676
00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:28,280
I remember being a kid.

677
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:30,680
No, fuck Jared.

678
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:31,480
You fucked Jared.

679
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:32,440
I was just joking.

680
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:33,480
But you liked him as a kid?

681
00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:35,000
Other kids did, too.

682
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,160
Of course, because before you knew, you didn't know shit.

683
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,680
You were like, man, this is Jared, dude.

684
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:40,280
Then when you find out, you're like, well, fuck him.

685
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:45,080
If we found out Brandon met Jared from Subway, dude,

686
00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:47,080
I mean, that would make my life.

687
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:50,200
There would be nothing that would make me happier than that.

688
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:51,560
I mean, you met Magic Johnson.

689
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,000
I mean, Jared's not out of the realm.

690
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,840
If you can meet Magic Johnson, dude, you can meet anybody.

691
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:57,560
I believe so.

692
00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:00,200
Jake the Snake Robertson next, man.

693
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:00,920
That's next?

694
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:01,400
Yes.

695
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,320
I'm trying to get something set up.

696
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:08,120
It's harder than you would think to get a hold of Jake the Snake Robertson.

697
00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:09,240
Yeah, I guess you're right.

698
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:11,160
You got to meet fucking, you know.

699
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:12,120
What, Kane first?

700
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:14,200
Now, Kane you could meet.

701
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:16,520
Kane, he's the mayor of Knoxville, Tennessee right now.

702
00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:17,560
Oh shit.

703
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:19,720
He's the mayor of fucking Knoxville, Tennessee?

704
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:20,120
Yeah, dude.

705
00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:22,280
And somebody we know banged his daughter.

706
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:25,080
Can you say, can't say it?

707
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:26,120
I'll bleep it out.

708
00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:26,620
Okay.

709
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:30,200
Banged Kane's daughter.

710
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:31,320
He told me one time.

711
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,160
Oh shit.

712
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:35,400
I wonder.

713
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:37,000
Yeah, bleep that whole thing.

714
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,160
I wonder how big is Kane's daughter.

715
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:41,000
She's adopted.

716
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:41,480
Oh, okay.

717
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:43,400
Oh, let's see if we can find a picture.

718
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,640
No, I was saying like tall.

719
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:46,680
You see Brock Lesnar's daughter?

720
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:47,800
How tall is Kane?

721
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:48,600
Oh my God.

722
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,200
Brock Lesnar's daughter looks just like him.

723
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:53,000
Look at, oh my gosh, bro.

724
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:53,240
Yes.

725
00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:54,600
Wait.

726
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:57,320
But here's Kane's daughter right here.

727
00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:57,880
Okay.

728
00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:03,560
I don't know if that's the one, you know, but look up the girl that you remember.

729
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:05,640
Look up, I don't know what team.

730
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:08,440
I think it might be like the cheerleading team at Baylor.

731
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:11,160
The video that girl I sent you on Instagram.

732
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,040
Naomi?

733
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,480
Are you talking about wrestling?

734
00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:15,400
No, no, this is college.

735
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:19,400
Like the girl that plays for Baylor, like a Baylor volleyball maybe.

736
00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:21,000
Dude.

737
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:23,640
Just look.

738
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:23,880
Okay.

739
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:24,280
Okay.

740
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:24,760
Just look.

741
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,840
I sent you a video a while back, but.

742
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:28,040
Right here?

743
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,160
Current roster.

744
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:29,400
Okay.

745
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:30,280
Current roster.

746
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:34,120
I'm trying to be nice about how we looked this up, dude.

747
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:37,960
Any of these?

748
00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:39,160
No, you'll know.

749
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:40,040
Okay.

750
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:41,640
Click on the NCAA right there.

751
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:42,120
Maybe.

752
00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:44,200
No, put like, what are they?

753
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:46,600
Pull them up and see if it's a screw to scroll through.

754
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,600
Yeah, just go to all.

755
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:49,080
Okay.

756
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:50,600
And actually look at the roster.

757
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:52,120
Yeah, right there, right there.

758
00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:52,600
Let's see.

759
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:53,800
They probably got pictures.

760
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,800
She looks like a one piece character.

761
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:56,600
Close.

762
00:22:58,600 --> 00:22:59,400
Come on.

763
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:00,120
There we go.

764
00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:00,760
All right.

765
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:01,640
Tell them when to stop.

766
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:03,400
Brandon, you'll know.

767
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:04,600
You'll know, dude.

768
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:05,320
Damn.

769
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:07,720
It has to be the one without the photo, right?

770
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,000
Yeah, imagine.

771
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,200
Yeah, imagine.

772
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:11,400
It will be like three times larger.

773
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:13,640
Hold on.

774
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:15,880
Wait, you see.

775
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:17,000
I thought you were saying.

776
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,840
Oh, now I know who you're talking about.

777
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:20,040
Dude, she looks.

778
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:24,280
She's a legit, literal anime character, like crazy.

779
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:26,040
It's not.

780
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,480
I have a feeling it's not going to be on here.

781
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:28,360
Damn it.

782
00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:29,480
Why is he blocking them all up?

783
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:30,840
Put what you want to put in.

784
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:32,520
How you describe her.

785
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:34,200
Hideous.

786
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:37,560
Okay, ugly volleyball.

787
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:39,560
What?

788
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:40,360
Ugly Baylor.

789
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:43,160
I wouldn't describe her as ugly, but other people would.

790
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:49,720
It's a unique build.

791
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:50,220
Yeah.

792
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:51,560
Go to images.

793
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:54,280
File civil lawsuit.

794
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:54,780
All right.

795
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:56,280
All right, here we go.

796
00:23:58,440 --> 00:23:58,760
That's not.

797
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:00,120
Is that Dwayne Wade?

798
00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:00,620
Where?

799
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:02,120
No, that's not Dwayne Wade.

800
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:04,680
This might be a lot.

801
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:06,440
One day.

802
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:08,520
With more ugly allegations.

803
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:08,920
What?

804
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:09,960
Remember us for one day.

805
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:11,480
No, on the thing that keeps on popping up.

806
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:12,040
Oh, yeah.

807
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:12,540
Okay.

808
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:16,760
We've covered a lot of ground.

809
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:18,440
Yeah, dude, we jumped.

810
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:19,560
We jumped around a lot.

811
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:20,280
Well, that's okay.

812
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:21,560
She's this is a lost cause.

813
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:23,720
We'll just take this.

814
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:24,280
Remember my.

815
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:24,920
Just cut this.

816
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:27,960
Cut the part where I said hideous.

817
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:32,840
Is it with a bomb at a bullet?

818
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:39,880
So I guess we're I think as a clown college, we just should make sure on this episode,

819
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:44,840
we let everybody know Mike sales episode that we're pledging for Trump 2024.

820
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:45,340
Yeah.

821
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:49,560
Brandon believes it.

822
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:51,000
No, he told me off camera.

823
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:51,800
He did.

824
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:52,280
He was.

825
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:54,360
He now Hulk Hogan was cool as shit.

826
00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:54,920
Look at this, man.

827
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:58,200
We pulled up and ripped this shit off and made me think of 1984.

828
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:02,520
But when I'm and not today, I'm still not voting for him because, man, he got that flying.

829
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:03,960
What is that thing called?

830
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:04,760
The flying knee.

831
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:05,800
Perfect.

832
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,560
And then Donald Trump, he can't lose.

833
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:08,200
You make him lose.

834
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:09,000
He's going to fire you.

835
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:11,160
Okay.

836
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:12,600
I believe I don't.

837
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:16,440
On paper, Brandon is the biggest Republican.

838
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:17,240
Oh, yeah.

839
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:18,040
Jim Brewer.

840
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:19,080
Jim Brewer is his favorite.

841
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:19,320
Come on.

842
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:20,440
Was the other thing, dude.

843
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:24,200
What Hulk Hogan Hulk Hogan at the RNC.

844
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:24,760
Yeah.

845
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:25,480
That's wrestling.

846
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:26,440
You know, just rest.

847
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:30,440
But that's that's two people who are hardcore Trumpers and you love him.

848
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:31,320
Jim Brewer was.

849
00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:37,720
See, that's why I know you didn't know one of his jokes, but I've never seen Brandon laugh harder.

850
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:40,440
And the giggle on you, it was worth everything that we were there.

851
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:47,880
Just he was just like, ah, Brandon's expression was just the way the dude moves.

852
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:48,600
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

853
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:51,480
Possessed by the funny dude by something crazy.

854
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:53,320
By the funny bone.

855
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:55,080
Exactly. By the funny bone demon.

856
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:55,560
Mm hmm.

857
00:25:59,000 --> 00:25:59,880
That's crazy.

858
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:03,720
Oh, shit.

859
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:05,480
Where are we at?

860
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:06,120
What time we are?

861
00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:07,080
24 minutes.

862
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:07,480
Oh, yeah.

863
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:10,200
We have to cut 17 of those minutes.

864
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:11,400
We got cut by four minutes.

865
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:12,360
That's right on time.

866
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:13,640
All right.

867
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,320
We got Mike sales coming up.

868
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:16,040
Mr. Sales.

869
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:18,760
Mr. Sales himself, the most famous person in Huntsville.

870
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:19,880
Presidential barber.

871
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:20,600
Presidential barber.

872
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:21,720
Bang, bang, gang, gang.

873
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:22,280
Cut, cut.

874
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,600
Wait, he can't be the most famous person in Huntsville, dude.

875
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:25,720
Matthew Lumbra lives here.

876
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:26,280
That is true.

877
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:26,920
Oh, yeah.

878
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:27,560
That is true.

879
00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:29,240
Teen Pop sensation.

880
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:29,720
Teen Pop.

881
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:31,240
Hell yeah.

882
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:33,720
I said Teen Pop sensation bringing Lumbra up.

883
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:34,520
He hates it.

884
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:37,800
And everybody in the crowd went, damn.

885
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,640
But that's what happens every time.

886
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:40,200
Yeah.

887
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:41,800
That's why I love it so much.

888
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:43,640
He hates it with his whole heart.

889
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:46,680
And it brings me joy that I just can't describe in words, man.

890
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:47,720
It's a good man.

891
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:48,840
I love that he hates it.

892
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:49,560
Oh, Lumbra.

893
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:52,920
We're also me, Lumbra, and we need one.

894
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,480
I don't know who our other teammate was.

895
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:57,960
Oh, me, Lumbra, and Blake Russell.

896
00:26:57,960 --> 00:26:58,440
Yeah.

897
00:26:58,440 --> 00:26:59,080
Where's you?

898
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:00,600
I don't know who you guys' other teammate is.

899
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:03,400
Me, Brandon, and somebody to be determined.

900
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:03,880
Uh-huh.

901
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:04,280
Yeah.

902
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:04,920
We'll find somebody.

903
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:06,040
God Eason said he'll play.

904
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:07,640
He can be on our team.

905
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:08,760
I swear he said he'll play.

906
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:11,800
He said he can beat me, too, which I think I don't think he can.

907
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:14,200
I'm just scared he might hit Brandon out of anger.

908
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:15,560
That is possible.

909
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:16,040
For sure.

910
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:18,120
You will get yelled at without a doubt.

911
00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:19,400
That's when you got to come back your butt.

912
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:20,120
Well, I don't know.

913
00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:21,080
You're the best.

914
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:22,280
Brandon's the best.

915
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:24,680
Defense, just defense, and inside shot.

916
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:25,320
And layups.

917
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:26,200
And layups.

918
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:27,880
You say you're best at defense.

919
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:30,760
Defense and layups when you got two other teammates is perfect.

920
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:32,760
You know what they call Brandon on the court, dude?

921
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:33,160
What's that?

922
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:33,880
The spider.

923
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:35,480
Because it's like he's got eight arms.

924
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:36,040
Hey.

925
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:37,560
Blocking all your shots, dude.

926
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:38,680
Yeah, them blocks, man.

927
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:39,320
Locked down.

928
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:40,520
Hell to the air.

929
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:41,400
Breakouts, right?

930
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:42,520
That's what they play.

931
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:43,240
It's a brick.

932
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,280
The house when I'm out there, man.

933
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:52,520
A brick house is not what you want to be embattled on.

934
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:53,400
Not with the shots.

935
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:54,680
I'm talking about defense.

936
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:55,800
Defense.

937
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:58,840
But the shots, they're like, he's not a brick house, man.

938
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:04,040
They call him the wall because he supports Trump, and he stops everybody from being embattled.

939
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,680
No, no, no, no, no.

940
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:07,880
I like this new angle.

941
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:08,840
If Brandon has a...

942
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:10,280
Brandon doesn't support 2024.

943
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:11,640
We'll get you a MAGA hat, dude.

944
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:12,680
We will get you.

945
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:13,960
Absolutely, we'll get you a MAGA hat.

946
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:14,840
Bright red.

947
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:15,560
I'm good.

948
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:17,800
And if not, Alex will Photoshop you into one.

949
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:20,360
And we'll have that imagery ready to go.

950
00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:20,860
Damn.

951
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:22,520
Make it a too small hat, too.

952
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:27,320
Brandon, Brandon, let's end on this, all right?

953
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:30,920
Brandon, please give a message to the people watching the podcast at home.

954
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:37,320
Give them some advice for these uncertain times, this election coming up.

955
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:39,240
Joe Biden just dropped out.

956
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:40,040
Trump's running.

957
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:46,280
We don't know who the other guy or the other guy is going to be.

958
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,200
They got the best chance Hillary Clinton will say that.

959
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:52,920
I mean, just sit back, relax, and smoke some weed if you do that.

960
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:54,120
Just sit through it.

961
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:58,680
And that's all we can do because I don't know who to tell you to pick

962
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,400
because I don't know anything about this.

963
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:06,760
Except that Trump and Biden, now Biden's gone, so we just got Trump here.

964
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:07,400
So I don't know.

965
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:09,160
I don't know none of this.

966
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:11,960
I need to do some research and figure it out.

967
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:13,000
Words are led by.

968
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:13,560
Yes.

969
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:14,600
By Brandon Willis.

970
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:17,800
That wasn't very comforting, but I like it.

971
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:18,440
Just relax.

972
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:19,000
It's all right.

973
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:21,000
I'll pat you on the shoulder.

974
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:22,440
All right.

975
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:30,200
This week's featured comedian.

976
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:37,000
Shouts out to all the stubs that threw in every possible dick tonight.

977
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:37,560
Tonight.

978
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:39,640
Hell yeah.

979
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:40,440
Lots of voices.

980
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:42,600
Like I support my free.

981
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:47,400
I got a dyke stood gangsta ass free.

982
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:49,960
She was to Pakistan's.

983
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:56,680
Yeah, she called up that she said, listen, I got a situation going on.

984
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:58,280
No, I broke up with her.

985
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,440
Yeah, she fucking the Thunderbird.

986
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:02,840
That's somebody a little older than the cook.

987
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:03,880
I said, God damn it.

988
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:06,520
For the Thunderbird, whatever I said, what's going on?

989
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:08,520
She said, listen, you know, I'm not sure I'd be in.

990
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:11,800
I left my strap over to a crib because you can't get it for me.

991
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:16,520
I said, I said, OK, because I know she's shooting at niggas and shit all the time.

992
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:19,640
I get my mind again.

993
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:21,800
I said, I'm gonna pick it up because that's my friend.

994
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:22,440
I trust her.

995
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:23,400
I want to be safe.

996
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:25,320
I want to pick a strap.

997
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:27,560
It was a fucking strap.

998
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:28,840
I thought she was talking about.

999
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:31,800
It was a fucking white dick.

1000
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,120
I was like, fuck you, black, white dick.

1001
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:37,720
Oh, yeah, I was pissed.

1002
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:39,400
I said, she's got a white dick.

1003
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:40,360
I picked it up.

1004
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:41,720
I was a bad fucking girl.

1005
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:43,880
Like, yeah, she threw it at me.

1006
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:44,920
I had to kick this shit.

1007
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:47,400
So I get in the car.

1008
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:48,120
She I ride on.

1009
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:52,920
I said, I'm not taking this fucking dick to her in the condition that it was in when she

1010
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:53,720
gave to me.

1011
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:55,880
I thought it was a bitch in the street real quick.

1012
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,720
I did go to drive.

1013
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:01,960
I do in the street.

1014
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:05,240
The car is trampling over, running over this shit.

1015
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:06,440
I'm just sitting there watching this shit.

1016
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:08,040
Do do do do.

1017
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,040
Do do do do do do.

1018
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:12,040
Do do do do do.

1019
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:14,040
Woo.

1020
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:15,000
I said, yeah, that's about enough.

1021
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:15,640
I went and got it.

1022
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:17,240
Took a picture of it.

1023
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:19,320
Sent it to her.

1024
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:22,280
Once in the barbershop, I said, you know, I went to the barbershop.

1025
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,200
I just throw a dick in the floor.

1026
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:26,760
Right in the hair.

1027
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,760
Took a picture of it.

1028
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:30,760
Sent it to her.

1029
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:32,760
Played this shit.

1030
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:34,760
Yeah.

1031
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:35,560
But I sent it to her.

1032
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:40,760
I said, listen, don't you ever in your life tell me to come pick up a strap for you?

1033
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:42,760
Bitch, I think this shit, I started to use a strap.

1034
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:46,760
I was like, fuck, I ran out of my agri-peels.

1035
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:48,760
I'm 54, so my dick don't work all the time.

1036
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:52,760
But when it does, I'm pounding.

1037
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:56,760
But anyway, I fuck around with a strap.

1038
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:58,760
Took it to her.

1039
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:00,760
Balls and shit.

1040
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:02,760
Tight.

1041
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:04,760
Yes, I am.

1042
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:06,760
My bad, dude.

1043
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:08,760
Hell yeah.

1044
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,760
I feel like I'm doing too much.

1045
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:12,760
No, man, no.

1046
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:14,760
This is the kind of energy we need.

1047
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:16,760
Hell yeah.

1048
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:18,760
This the energy we need.

1049
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:20,760
You gotta spice it up.

1050
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:22,760
Hell yeah.

1051
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:24,760
Shit, y'all.

1052
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:26,760
Niggas need me.

1053
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:28,760
I need them too.

1054
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:30,760
Hell yeah.

1055
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:32,760
How was Saturday?

1056
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:34,760
How was Saturday?

1057
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,760
Sounded good.

1058
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:38,760
Can you pin that up?

1059
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:44,760
It's a pin right there under the TV.

1060
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:46,760
Like right in front of it.

1061
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:48,760
You see that little plastic container?

1062
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:50,760
Oh shit, hold up.

1063
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:52,760
My throat's scratchy.

1064
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:54,760
Hold up.

1065
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:58,760
For the niggas who we think we saw, we don't.

1066
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:00,760
This nigga coming down with COVID.

1067
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,760
No, no, no.

1068
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:04,760
First Biden, now you.

1069
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:06,760
Basically the same person.

1070
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:10,760
Both same level of mental awareness.

1071
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:12,760
We're back to the funk jam.

1072
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:14,760
Don't do it in the hole, though.

1073
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,760
You gotta make a new one.

1074
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:18,760
You gotta waller it out.

1075
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:20,760
Waller.

1076
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:24,760
That's definitely an old white person saying.

1077
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:26,760
My favorite is by jingo, dude.

1078
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:28,760
It's a deep pull, man.

1079
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:30,760
By jingo.

1080
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:32,760
By jingo.

1081
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:34,760
By jingo.

1082
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:36,760
I never heard that one.

1083
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:38,760
It's a deep cut.

1084
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:40,760
Like flabbergast, kinda.

1085
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:42,760
No, but I like the enthusiasm.

1086
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:44,760
That's a word.

1087
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:46,760
Like by golly.

1088
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:48,760
By golly, he is.

1089
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:50,760
Almost like by jingo.

1090
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:52,760
Just let him.

1091
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:54,760
How's it look?

1092
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:56,760
What's it say?

1093
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:02,760
You ain't gotta stop talking, Mike.

1094
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:04,760
Oh, I'm just focused like a motherfucker.

1095
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:06,760
Don't be.

1096
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:08,760
Just look. It's us talking.

1097
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:10,760
We chillin'.

1098
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:12,760
I feel like I gotta put this goddamn chapstick on.

1099
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:14,760
That shit brought my eyes off.

1100
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:16,760
Those glasses look like you can see in 4D, man.

1101
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:18,760
Hell yeah.

1102
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:20,760
I can, really.

1103
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,760
Put chapstick on.

1104
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:24,760
Because after that meal done cooking,

1105
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:26,760
they make you lick your lips about five or six times a bite.

1106
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:28,760
It was good.

1107
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:30,760
What you need Publix for?

1108
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:32,760
You just buy all the ingredients separately.

1109
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:34,760
And take them home.

1110
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:36,760
I'll show you how to make it, too.

1111
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,760
I'm gonna show you how to make it.

1112
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:40,760
I'm gonna show you how to make it.

1113
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:42,760
I'll show you how to make it, too.

1114
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:44,760
The deli stuff.

1115
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:46,760
Brandon's got the sickness.

1116
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:48,760
I don't know what's happening now.

1117
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:50,760
When everybody's in the living room and they're sitting down,

1118
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:52,760
that's all I heard.

1119
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,760
I heard that all left to the right of behind me.

1120
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,760
I heard this shit too.

1121
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:58,760
I heard this shit too.

1122
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:00,760
I heard this shit too.

1123
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:02,760
Wow, damn.

1124
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:04,760
Niggas drinking this shit. Water.

1125
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:06,760
Water.

1126
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:08,760
I like this ASMR.

1127
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:10,760
That's a good one.

1128
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,760
Mountain Dew and shit.

1129
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:14,760
Mountain Dew type shit.

1130
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:16,760
Muffin and burping and shit.

1131
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:18,760
Getting their mind right in their body.

1132
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:20,760
That honey hot sauce was good.

1133
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:22,760
I told you, dog.

1134
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:24,760
That hot honey, dog.

1135
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:26,760
For whites, we have to do

1136
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:28,760
one part hot honey,

1137
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:30,760
three parts mayonnaise to

1138
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:32,760
balance it out.

1139
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:34,760
I'm gonna tell you how you know you got a good meal.

1140
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:36,760
After you finish, you do this shit.

1141
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:38,760
That's what I did.

1142
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:40,760
Hey, JJ.

1143
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:42,760
Yeah, what's going on? Who we got in the pod today, man?

1144
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:44,760
Dude, today we have a fucking entrepreneur.

1145
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:46,760
Oh, number one.

1146
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:48,760
He's fucking famous. Most famous in Huntsville.

1147
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:50,760
Non-surgical hair transplants

1148
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:52,760
and remedies

1149
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:54,760
and a hell of a good comedian.

1150
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:56,760
Super cool guy. Today we have

1151
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:58,760
Ten Stacks, aka Mike Sayles.

1152
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:00,760
Hey!

1153
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:02,760
Thanks for coming on, Big Mike.

1154
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:04,760
Yeah, I appreciate y'all, man. I finally got

1155
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:06,760
in this bitch. This bitch is hard.

1156
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:08,760
It's like trying to get in the White House.

1157
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:10,760
Hey, you here, baby.

1158
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:12,760
You wore all white. Look, you showing

1159
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:14,760
us up, man. Man, listen, I said,

1160
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:16,760
man, first impression. You never get a second chance to make

1161
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:18,760
a first impression. You never?

1162
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,760
No, I said, I'm going all the way out

1163
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:22,760
in this bitch.

1164
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:24,760
You beat up Michael Buble and stole his suit.

1165
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:26,760
Damn.

1166
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:28,760
Hell yeah.

1167
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:30,760
I just, that's how I think.

1168
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:32,760
I said, I got a job interview to me.

1169
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:34,760
Hey, that's aint no job. We chillin, dog.

1170
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,760
We chillin. Grab you a happy dad.

1171
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:38,760
Death row. Look, it's death row.

1172
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:40,760
It ain't mean by that, you know what I'm saying? Y'all

1173
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:42,760
some hood niggas, educated niggas

1174
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:44,760
at the same time.

1175
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:46,760
That's exactly

1176
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:48,760
how I'd describe myself.

1177
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:50,760
But I say it

1178
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:52,760
with flavor though, because y'all have flavor too.

1179
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:54,760
You got Alex,

1180
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:56,760
you got JJ, you got Brandon,

1181
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:58,760
yourself,

1182
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:00,760
gentleman right here, man.

1183
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:02,760
Jack.

1184
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:04,760
That's our intel guy.

1185
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:06,760
He got all the good shit on you, man.

1186
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:08,760
I appreciate that. That's

1187
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:10,760
good, man. I appreciate that.

1188
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:12,760
I like that you go

1189
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:14,760
out there and do it. So I heard this. Tell me if it's

1190
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:16,760
true. I think JJ told me.

1191
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:18,760
Your first time doing

1192
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:20,760
stand up, you hosted a mic.

1193
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:22,760
My first

1194
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:24,760
time doing stand up, I did host a mic.

1195
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:26,760
That's insane. Rockin Republic.

1196
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:28,760
Yup, I did.

1197
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:30,760
That was a good mic. I remember that.

1198
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:32,760
I'm going to tell you something. Here's my perception

1199
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:34,760
on things. I've been an entrepreneur

1200
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:36,760
since I was like

1201
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:38,760
17 years old.

1202
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:40,760
I quit school,

1203
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:42,760
bro, like in 11th grade,

1204
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:44,760
because I was so fucking

1205
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:46,760
ahead of my time.

1206
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:48,760
When I say ahead of my time, I had a job as a barber.

1207
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:50,760
I was making more than my mom and dad

1208
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:52,760
when I was in high school. And that shit

1209
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:54,760
just took me on a whole other

1210
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:56,760
level, man. And I fucking around

1211
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:58,760
and flunked out of school. But I got

1212
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:00,760
my GED. I went back and got my GED.

1213
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:02,760
Let's go. Where we at, Brandon?

1214
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:04,760
Put that shit on there.

1215
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,760
I mean, I get

1216
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:08,760
to eat double.

1217
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:10,760
That bitch was hard.

1218
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:14,760
So from there, I said

1219
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:16,760
in order for me to

1220
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:18,760
make it, I got to go out there and make it myself.

1221
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:20,760
Because being in a barbershop,

1222
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:22,760
I network with people. But in the black community,

1223
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:24,760
you don't know a lot of people

1224
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:26,760
that's doing the level

1225
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:28,760
of thinking that

1226
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:30,760
I am on.

1227
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:32,760
I say I am on.

1228
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:34,760
No, you for real. That's real.

1229
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:36,760
Because everybody works somewhere.

1230
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:38,760
I used to tell people my dreams.

1231
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:40,760
Man, you crazy, bro. Next thing you know,

1232
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:42,760
I'm doing it. And they say, damn, you did it.

1233
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:44,760
Hey, doing it hard.

1234
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:46,760
I worked with somebody.

1235
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:48,760
He just got hired. And we was

1236
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:50,760
talking about when I asked you to come

1237
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:52,760
on. He was like, you know Mike Sales?

1238
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:54,760
You know who he is? Everybody

1239
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:56,760
knows Mike Sales. He's a goddamn

1240
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,760
legend. Oh, man. Born and raised

1241
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:00,760
here, man. Born and raised.

1242
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:02,760
How long you had the

1243
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:04,760
shop, Mike's Presidential?

1244
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,760
I'm going to tell you, the way I came up with

1245
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:08,760
Mike and Bill's Presidential was in

1246
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:10,760
1990.

1247
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:12,760
September 1994.

1248
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:14,760
1994

1249
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:16,760
is when I started cutting.

1250
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:18,760
It was 1994.

1251
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:20,760
That I came up with. It was Mike

1252
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:22,760
and Bill's barber shop then. My dad,

1253
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:24,760
I worked for this guy

1254
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:26,760
named Anderson Carroll. We used to call him Cat.

1255
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:28,760
Anyway, Cat was one of the

1256
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:30,760
barbers that trained a lot of young barbers

1257
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:32,760
during my time, you know,

1258
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:34,760
in the haircutting business. And

1259
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:36,760
it's about seven to eight barbers that

1260
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:38,760
worked with him. And we worked with Cat for about

1261
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:40,760
12 years. And I stayed

1262
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:42,760
with Cat. Cat ultimately passed

1263
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:44,760
away. When he passed away, we were

1264
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:46,760
all working for him. And my dad stepped

1265
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:48,760
in and took over the shop for us.

1266
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:50,760
He said, y'all can continue working.

1267
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:52,760
I'll talk to the landlord and I'll keep y'all

1268
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:54,760
guys working. So we stayed working.

1269
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:56,760
And it was me and my dad's

1270
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:58,760
shop. He gave me an opportunity to

1271
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:00,760
learn how to be an entrepreneur. He had a

1272
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:02,760
restaurant that was next door to the

1273
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:04,760
barber shop. And I hit the barber

1274
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:06,760
shop. So we stayed pumping,

1275
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:08,760
man. We was doing it. It says 94,

1276
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:10,760
still going. Hell yeah.

1277
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:12,760
30 years now.

1278
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:14,760
Looking at Mike, you probably didn't know he

1279
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,760
was that old. Yeah.

1280
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:18,760
You look like a young boy.

1281
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:20,760
You got that youthful glow, man. I appreciate it, man.

1282
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:22,760
54. 54, dog.

1283
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:24,760
54. Hey, you look good,

1284
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:26,760
man. And you still be like,

1285
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:28,760
hey, we had a night

1286
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,760
then. Man, I was so

1287
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:32,760
fucked up the next day. I was

1288
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:34,760
tired. I probably got two hours of sleep

1289
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:36,760
and had to go cut some heads. I don't know how you

1290
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:38,760
did it. When you told me you had to be up at

1291
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:40,760
530, I knew you was looking. I was

1292
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:42,760
looking back. I was like, you was looking like, get these motherfuckers

1293
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:44,760
up out of my house. Man, the next

1294
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:46,760
day at work, everybody got the business.

1295
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:48,760
When I say got the

1296
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:50,760
business, I have clients be joking around

1297
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:52,760
with me. I was ready to fight the

1298
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:54,760
ass. Because I was tired.

1299
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:56,760
Little buzz, you know what I'm saying?

1300
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:58,760
Niggas almost tore my house up and shit.

1301
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:00,760
Who was that? That dude Lizard.

1302
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:02,760
What's that? Lizard? Uncle Lazer?

1303
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:04,760
Uncle Lazer. Man, that nigga was turning

1304
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:06,760
flips and shit in the house. He's going to God

1305
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:08,760
though. Jumped off the fucking couch and

1306
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:10,760
landed on the floor.

1307
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,760
Pitches fell off the wall and shit.

1308
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:14,760
I'm really sorry my dad

1309
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:16,760
did that.

1310
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:18,760
Fucking, it

1311
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:20,760
was a better one.

1312
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:22,760
Dante was going live and shit on them

1313
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:24,760
there. Dante did 30 minutes.

1314
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:26,760
30 minutes. At least.

1315
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:28,760
On the mic. Probably 40.

1316
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:30,760
That shit was crazy. He hit them

1317
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:32,760
rolling. Brandon was trying to get them up off

1318
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:34,760
there. He was like, let me tell you all a story. Dante just kept

1319
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:36,760
on coming in like, how about this?

1320
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:38,760
Dante makes money on

1321
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:40,760
TikTok Live though. For real?

1322
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:42,760
That was sick. He'd be having people on there?

1323
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:44,760
Because they'd show all making fun of him.

1324
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:46,760
He had like 400 people on there the other day.

1325
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:48,760
For real? Concurrent live viewers.

1326
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:50,760
Damn. That's dope.

1327
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:52,760
I looked in the kitchen during that night. I seen

1328
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,760
Alex and fucking Brandon doing

1329
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:56,760
the robot or some shit. I don't know what the fuck

1330
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:58,760
they were doing. Damn. Their mother fucker was moving.

1331
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:00,760
I mean, that was a good night.

1332
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:04,760
Yeah, so after

1333
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:06,760
Brandon left some encyclopedias and shit

1334
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:08,760
in my house. Who the fuck was he saying?

1335
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,760
Brandon.

1336
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:12,760
Some Britannic encyclopedias and shit.

1337
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:14,760
What the fuck did you... Which letter?

1338
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:16,760
What letter did you leave over there, man?

1339
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:18,760
What letter did I leave?

1340
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:20,760
Letter. He talking about like the specific letter?

1341
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:22,760
What are you talking about? Like the mailing letter?

1342
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:24,760
Or the alphabet letter? Like alphabet letter.

1343
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:26,760
Yeah, alphabetical order.

1344
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:28,760
Yeah. Which one?

1345
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:30,760
I guess B.

1346
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:32,760
B is good.

1347
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:34,760
B and then you got J and then you got W.

1348
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:36,760
B, J, W.

1349
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:38,760
Ah, that's better.

1350
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:40,760
I wish I had that one instead.

1351
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:42,760
I was just talking shit, man. I had fun.

1352
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:44,760
It was cool.

1353
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:46,760
Hell yeah. It was so crazy because like we went

1354
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:48,760
to Incredible. Then they had the Stand Up Live

1355
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:50,760
and Lazer did both of those shows.

1356
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:52,760
And then Jake

1357
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:54,760
calls me. I'm passing out flyers for Epic

1358
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:56,760
with Scott. Jake calls me. He's like,

1359
00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:58,760
come to Mike's house and Uncle Lazer

1360
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:00,760
and everybody over here. You have the whole

1361
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:02,760
Birmingham crew, all of us.

1362
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:04,760
It was a good time. We

1363
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:06,760
chilled for a minute. Till two o'clock at your house.

1364
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:08,760
Hell yeah. Man, I was wanting

1365
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:10,760
to kill my fucking neighbor. He was roasting.

1366
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:12,760
I wanted to jump in so bad.

1367
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:14,760
Oh hell yeah. He was roasting

1368
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:16,760
my wrong dog. I was like, goddamn

1369
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:18,760
I want to get him.

1370
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,760
Shit.

1371
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:22,760
He was just saying like

1372
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:24,760
paper machete. He was just saying shit that

1373
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:26,760
don't make no sense.

1374
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:28,760
Yeah, you was like, man, I ain't ready for this shit, bro.

1375
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:30,760
We about to go.

1376
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:32,760
But Mike, you remember that person that was swinging

1377
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:34,760
until the morning time? Hell yeah.

1378
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:36,760
She was swinging until, she swung

1379
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:38,760
only until like eleven o'clock.

1380
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:40,760
I believe she can pay for this shit.

1381
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:42,760
She might have a TikTok.

1382
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:48,760
That was crazy.

1383
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:50,760
Dead Children's Playground.

1384
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:52,760
That's the Dead Children's Playground

1385
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:54,760
over there? Shit. Swings be moving and shit by

1386
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:56,760
there. For real?

1387
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:58,760
Because I've heard about it. It's a Huntsville thing.

1388
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:00,760
I didn't know it was over there by your shop.

1389
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:02,760
That's the Black Dead Children's Playground.

1390
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:04,760
The real one's here

1391
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:06,760
at Five Points. I've seen that.

1392
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:08,760
The white one in Five Points.

1393
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:12,760
That's in the middle of a graveyard

1394
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:14,760
and shit. This one in the hood.

1395
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:16,760
I'll take you if you want to go see it.

1396
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:18,760
No, that's fine. You scared of that shit?

1397
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:20,760
Yeah. You scared of haunted shit?

1398
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:22,760
Me? Man, I seen the ghosts when I was young, bro.

1399
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:24,760
You seen the ghosts? Hell yeah. It was my uncle.

1400
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:26,760
Tell me about it.

1401
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:28,760
Man, my uncle had passed away.

1402
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:30,760
We were in the country. We live so far in the country.

1403
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:32,760
Let me tell you about it. We was in the country

1404
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:34,760
and my auntie and my uncle, they

1405
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:36,760
lived like wearing no fucking light

1406
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,760
set, street lights or nothing.

1407
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:40,760
All you saw was moonlight. I was in the back room

1408
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:42,760
asleep. And fuck.

1409
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:44,760
I looked in the window,

1410
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:46,760
man. I woke up and just looked in the

1411
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:48,760
window. I swear to God,

1412
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:50,760
I seen this nigga looking at me. He was standing right there

1413
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:52,760
just looking. I

1414
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:54,760
went right back under the covers. I said, shit.

1415
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:56,760
You know, the covers save you when you see a ghost

1416
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:58,760
in the street. That's true.

1417
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:00,760
Yeah. There's some type of

1418
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:02,760
force field that's around blankets

1419
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:04,760
and sheets.

1420
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:06,760
Did you ever

1421
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:08,760
pick back up and see if it was still there?

1422
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:10,760
No, I stayed up under that bitch. I was not looking back out

1423
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:12,760
there. It was the moonlight

1424
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:14,760
too and shit. I said, hell no.

1425
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:16,760
I went to sleep.

1426
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:20,760
Did you wake up under the covers still or was it

1427
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:22,760
gone? I just woke up like normal

1428
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:24,760
morning. I just

1429
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:26,760
woke up. Do you remember my uncle last night?

1430
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:28,760
His name was Uncle

1431
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:30,760
Henry, by the way. Uncle Henry?

1432
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:32,760
He was cool as hell man. He used to

1433
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:34,760
always talk to us, let me ride on his

1434
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:36,760
tractor and shit.

1435
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:38,760
He owned a lot of land.

1436
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:42,760
In fact, they still own that land. That land that

1437
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:44,760
my uncle owned.

1438
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:46,760
They still have it. Oh, that's what's up.

1439
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:48,760
That shit worth good money now. And Madison

1440
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:50,760
on Zurt Road. Oh, shit.

1441
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:52,760
That's right here.

1442
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:53,600
I mean, that's not the only one.

1443
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:57,040
Down the way is right where Williams Elementary School is.

1444
00:45:57,040 --> 00:45:58,320
Right in the curb.

1445
00:45:58,320 --> 00:45:59,640
That's my family's land.

1446
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:00,480
Hell yeah.

1447
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:01,320
It's for sale too.

1448
00:46:02,940 --> 00:46:04,920
Promoted, tell them where they can buy that shit at.

1449
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:08,720
I want 1.5 million for that land.

1450
00:46:08,720 --> 00:46:11,120
Yeah, I mean, that's what, I don't know,

1451
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:12,800
that's high, but it's a good space.

1452
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:15,680
It's 10 acres, and then she own 30 more.

1453
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:18,600
You know, beside that, she's keeping that land though.

1454
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:22,120
Oh yeah, she can get that for 10 acres in Madison.

1455
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:23,280
For sure.

1456
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:24,120
Something around there.

1457
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:25,840
Yeah, Huntsville Madison's fuckin'-

1458
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:28,960
Yeah, they'll build a car wash over there or something.

1459
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:29,920
I mean, something.

1460
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:36,000
Cause most houses are only on like.35 acres around here.

1461
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,080
That's crazy.

1462
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:38,720
And so, just think how many houses you can get.

1463
00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:41,480
Not even that, even smaller than that, just lots.

1464
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:46,480
You know, like, I would say 100 by 75 feet lot,

1465
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:47,600
you know what I'm saying?

1466
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:50,600
100 in width, 75 in length.

1467
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:53,640
Not even that, I mean, a small lot will cost you

1468
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:55,560
some real, like, 100,000.

1469
00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:57,000
And in Madison it will, hell yeah.

1470
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,000
Oh yeah, you're in the right neighborhood.

1471
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:01,840
I will, you know.

1472
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:02,680
Good credit.

1473
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:04,000
Brandon had a question for you.

1474
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:07,160
Oh yeah, so, you remember you told me back in the day

1475
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:08,880
you used to do, like, what was it, breakdancing

1476
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:09,720
back in the 80s?

1477
00:47:09,720 --> 00:47:10,560
Yeah, yeah.

1478
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:11,380
Hell yeah, man.

1479
00:47:11,380 --> 00:47:14,440
Yeah, I got a video, I was doing some dancing and shit.

1480
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:15,280
What?

1481
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:16,280
It's on YouTube.

1482
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:17,120
Go to YouTube.

1483
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:17,940
Oh damn.

1484
00:47:17,940 --> 00:47:18,780
Hold on, what's it called?

1485
00:47:18,780 --> 00:47:21,960
Type in 10STACKSS.

1486
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:23,400
Whoa, hold on, one more time?

1487
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:24,240
10Stacks.

1488
00:47:24,240 --> 00:47:25,060
Oh, 10Stacks.

1489
00:47:25,060 --> 00:47:25,900
You're gonna trip Brandon up.

1490
00:47:25,900 --> 00:47:27,000
Yeah.

1491
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,160
The letters, he only, he couldn't handle one earlier.

1492
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:32,000
I used to be in a group called North Alabama Breaking Crew.

1493
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:32,840
Get the fuck out of here.

1494
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:34,560
Damn, yeah, I used to break things.

1495
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:35,400
10Stacks.

1496
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:36,320
You gotta go to YouTube, man.

1497
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:37,160
Yeah, YouTube.

1498
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:38,920
It was back in the 80s.

1499
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:42,640
We used to dance in different venues and shit

1500
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:43,560
they used to call us in.

1501
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:46,280
Crashler, the corporation, had us come in one time

1502
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:50,600
and do a dance session, what is it?

1503
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:52,880
Indicator, the big water park, what is it?

1504
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:53,720
Point Mallet?

1505
00:47:53,720 --> 00:47:55,040
Point Mallet, yeah, they had a big,

1506
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:57,400
yeah, we did a little break out session.

1507
00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:59,080
You get around the cardboard and shit?

1508
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:01,120
I used to spin on my head and shit, windmill.

1509
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:01,940
Damn.

1510
00:48:01,940 --> 00:48:02,780
For real?

1511
00:48:02,780 --> 00:48:03,620
Hold my nuts and see what I was doing.

1512
00:48:03,620 --> 00:48:04,440
And you got a good one to spin on.

1513
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:05,760
Yeah.

1514
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:06,960
You don't wanna show him that.

1515
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:07,800
My head?

1516
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:08,640
Yeah, I'll show my head.

1517
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:09,760
Come on, let him know.

1518
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:10,960
Let him know we got.

1519
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:11,800
Bam!

1520
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:12,640
Hell yeah, gotcha.

1521
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:14,640
Hell yeah, I touched up.

1522
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:15,480
That boy's smooth.

1523
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:17,320
Did you go to 10 Stacks?

1524
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:18,160
Yeah, I started to sell 10 Stacks.

1525
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:19,000
It's 2S.

1526
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:19,840
2S is at the end.

1527
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:20,680
Oh, 2S at the end.

1528
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:21,520
Yeah.

1529
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:25,480
But yeah, in fact, guess my mama was our manager.

1530
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:26,580
My mom.

1531
00:48:26,580 --> 00:48:27,420
Oh shit.

1532
00:48:27,420 --> 00:48:28,240
Yeah.

1533
00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:30,280
So y'all, so they have that contract, y'all.

1534
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:32,640
Go to the shorts.

1535
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:34,640
All right, hold on, let me stop there.

1536
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:36,680
The shorts.

1537
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:37,500
Boy.

1538
00:48:37,500 --> 00:48:38,340
Okay, let me see.

1539
00:48:38,340 --> 00:48:39,160
That boy Mike.

1540
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:40,000
Right here, the third video at the top.

1541
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:40,840
Right here?

1542
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:41,660
Yeah.

1543
00:48:41,660 --> 00:48:42,500
Oh, hell yeah.

1544
00:48:42,500 --> 00:48:45,180
Oh, let me turn it up.

1545
00:48:45,180 --> 00:48:46,020
Oh shit.

1546
00:48:46,020 --> 00:48:46,860
He, he, he.

1547
00:48:46,860 --> 00:48:47,700
What?

1548
00:48:47,700 --> 00:48:50,540
Is that a poopy shit on that?

1549
00:48:50,540 --> 00:48:52,020
We have beef and a.

1550
00:48:52,020 --> 00:48:53,260
Push it out, push it up.

1551
00:48:55,300 --> 00:48:56,140
Hey.

1552
00:48:56,140 --> 00:48:56,980
Hey.

1553
00:48:56,980 --> 00:48:57,800
I know.

1554
00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:00,800
Back then, New Age, back then watching us.

1555
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:02,940
I can't even say it.

1556
00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:04,740
But you mad for somebody putting up on you.

1557
00:49:04,740 --> 00:49:05,580
Right?

1558
00:49:05,580 --> 00:49:06,420
To shit.

1559
00:49:06,420 --> 00:49:07,380
Wanna value.

1560
00:49:08,500 --> 00:49:09,700
Not responsible, wanna.

1561
00:49:09,700 --> 00:49:10,540
Uh-uh.

1562
00:49:10,540 --> 00:49:11,380
Uh-uh.

1563
00:49:11,380 --> 00:49:12,220
Oh shit.

1564
00:49:12,220 --> 00:49:13,060
Uh-uh.

1565
00:49:13,060 --> 00:49:14,380
Hold on.

1566
00:49:14,380 --> 00:49:15,220
Check it out.

1567
00:49:16,220 --> 00:49:17,580
He got all out the camera.

1568
00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:22,580
That's how you know Mike O healed out the camera.

1569
00:49:23,780 --> 00:49:24,900
Shit, that's what you, we had,

1570
00:49:24,900 --> 00:49:26,340
that's the hand work right there.

1571
00:49:26,340 --> 00:49:27,180
Okay.

1572
00:49:27,180 --> 00:49:28,000
Yeah.

1573
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,620
Chrysler paid you to do this in a water park?

1574
00:49:30,620 --> 00:49:31,460
Hell yeah, they paid me.

1575
00:49:31,460 --> 00:49:32,300
That's crazy.

1576
00:49:32,300 --> 00:49:33,460
Yeah.

1577
00:49:33,460 --> 00:49:34,300
They liked this shit.

1578
00:49:34,300 --> 00:49:35,140
This shit was just like.

1579
00:49:35,140 --> 00:49:36,380
Oh yeah.

1580
00:49:36,380 --> 00:49:37,380
What year was that?

1581
00:49:37,380 --> 00:49:41,020
This is 1985.

1582
00:49:41,020 --> 00:49:41,860
1985.

1583
00:49:41,860 --> 00:49:43,340
Oh, damn, that's before I was born.

1584
00:49:43,340 --> 00:49:44,500
Yeah, 1985.

1585
00:49:44,500 --> 00:49:45,340
15.

1586
00:49:45,340 --> 00:49:46,180
Calm down, Jack.

1587
00:49:46,180 --> 00:49:47,180
It was before I was born.

1588
00:49:47,180 --> 00:49:48,140
Hey, go to this one right here,

1589
00:49:48,140 --> 00:49:49,940
this bottom with the guy with the blue shirt.

1590
00:49:49,940 --> 00:49:50,780
The little boy.

1591
00:49:50,780 --> 00:49:51,600
Right there.

1592
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:52,440
Yeah.

1593
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:53,280
He just left the barbershop.

1594
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:54,120
What are you doing here, shit?

1595
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:55,620
Me and my shit crazy dude boy.

1596
00:49:55,620 --> 00:49:56,460
Hey.

1597
00:49:56,460 --> 00:49:57,540
We're gonna like you.

1598
00:49:57,540 --> 00:49:58,380
Hey.

1599
00:49:58,380 --> 00:49:59,580
That was my homeboy.

1600
00:49:59,580 --> 00:50:01,420
Don't give him the barbershop a promotion.

1601
00:50:01,420 --> 00:50:02,260
That was his.

1602
00:50:02,260 --> 00:50:03,080
Hell yeah.

1603
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:03,920
Dude fucked his head up.

1604
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:04,760
Oh.

1605
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:05,580
That.

1606
00:50:05,580 --> 00:50:06,420
Oh, man.

1607
00:50:06,420 --> 00:50:07,340
I'm gonna go do some fucking shit.

1608
00:50:07,340 --> 00:50:08,740
But yeah.

1609
00:50:08,740 --> 00:50:11,180
I've been on YouTube too since 2009.

1610
00:50:11,180 --> 00:50:12,180
So I got a following.

1611
00:50:12,180 --> 00:50:13,020
Damn.

1612
00:50:13,020 --> 00:50:16,900
I got over, one of my videos got over 1.9 million views.

1613
00:50:16,900 --> 00:50:17,740
Damn.

1614
00:50:17,740 --> 00:50:18,580
Ooh.

1615
00:50:18,580 --> 00:50:19,780
That's awesome, dude.

1616
00:50:19,780 --> 00:50:23,020
Cause you changed people's lives with this shit.

1617
00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:23,860
Yeah, man.

1618
00:50:23,860 --> 00:50:26,180
It's what I love to do.

1619
00:50:26,180 --> 00:50:29,060
Mike, I went to school with your son, Anthony.

1620
00:50:29,060 --> 00:50:29,900
Yeah.

1621
00:50:29,900 --> 00:50:33,780
And this is something I distinctly remember.

1622
00:50:33,780 --> 00:50:34,900
Correct me if I'm wrong.

1623
00:50:34,900 --> 00:50:39,500
Did y'all not have a reality show about y'all's lives?

1624
00:50:40,580 --> 00:50:43,220
We didn't, but I was always online

1625
00:50:43,220 --> 00:50:46,620
doing some crazy stuff with my family and my kids.

1626
00:50:46,620 --> 00:50:49,380
In fact, this video of me and Anthony right here,

1627
00:50:49,380 --> 00:50:51,220
the second row, fourth video.

1628
00:50:51,220 --> 00:50:52,300
That's eight, that's 13 right there.

1629
00:50:52,300 --> 00:50:55,940
So why do you remember that?

1630
00:50:55,940 --> 00:50:58,180
Because Anthony was telling me about it.

1631
00:50:58,180 --> 00:50:59,020
Really?

1632
00:50:59,020 --> 00:51:00,180
Yeah, he was telling me about it.

1633
00:51:00,180 --> 00:51:01,660
I thought it was a reality show.

1634
00:51:01,660 --> 00:51:04,020
It was filmed like a reality show, wasn't it?

1635
00:51:04,020 --> 00:51:05,100
It was sort of like that.

1636
00:51:05,100 --> 00:51:06,540
It was just me and my phone, man.

1637
00:51:06,540 --> 00:51:10,100
I just really caught hold to being on fire online

1638
00:51:10,100 --> 00:51:13,820
and I just was kind of like documenting parts

1639
00:51:13,820 --> 00:51:16,780
and portions of our family time.

1640
00:51:16,780 --> 00:51:17,900
So it was a reality show.

1641
00:51:17,900 --> 00:51:18,740
Yeah, it was.

1642
00:51:18,740 --> 00:51:20,780
It was probably the realest reality show.

1643
00:51:20,780 --> 00:51:22,660
Like this right here where he's edging up,

1644
00:51:22,660 --> 00:51:23,940
I'm edging him up there.

1645
00:51:23,940 --> 00:51:26,500
He was actually getting ready to do a,

1646
00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:28,220
he's an actor too.

1647
00:51:28,220 --> 00:51:29,940
He was getting ready to do a,

1648
00:51:31,340 --> 00:51:32,340
he was going to do a,

1649
00:51:32,340 --> 00:51:34,860
what is it when the filmmakers want you to come?

1650
00:51:34,860 --> 00:51:35,700
Oh, audition?

1651
00:51:35,700 --> 00:51:36,540
Audition, yeah.

1652
00:51:36,540 --> 00:51:38,620
He was going to audition.

1653
00:51:38,620 --> 00:51:39,460
Yeah, right there.

1654
00:51:39,460 --> 00:51:41,860
He's a very, he's a good actor.

1655
00:51:41,860 --> 00:51:43,780
Okay, he live here still?

1656
00:51:43,780 --> 00:51:44,620
Yeah, he lives here.

1657
00:51:44,620 --> 00:51:45,860
My son weird as shit though.

1658
00:51:45,860 --> 00:51:48,140
I saw him dressed up like Spider-Man.

1659
00:51:48,140 --> 00:51:50,380
Oh yeah, I remember you told me about that, Miles Morales.

1660
00:51:50,380 --> 00:51:52,740
Oh, he kind of look like he could pull off Miles Morales.

1661
00:51:52,740 --> 00:51:54,380
I call his ass Miles Per Hour.

1662
00:51:54,380 --> 00:51:55,220
You know what I'm saying?

1663
00:51:55,220 --> 00:51:56,060
You know what I'm saying?

1664
00:51:56,060 --> 00:51:58,580
Hell yeah, man.

1665
00:51:58,580 --> 00:51:59,540
Love him to death though.

1666
00:51:59,540 --> 00:52:01,700
Why you say he's weird, man?

1667
00:52:01,700 --> 00:52:03,940
See, he just, he's like his mama.

1668
00:52:03,940 --> 00:52:06,100
His mama, they weird, just strange.

1669
00:52:07,060 --> 00:52:09,260
Different people, I love both of them, but they weird.

1670
00:52:09,260 --> 00:52:10,620
I'm fucking weird too.

1671
00:52:10,620 --> 00:52:11,460
Me too, man.

1672
00:52:11,460 --> 00:52:12,620
No, you might.

1673
00:52:12,620 --> 00:52:14,140
I'm weird a little bit.

1674
00:52:14,140 --> 00:52:15,340
I'm gonna tell you, when I say weird,

1675
00:52:15,340 --> 00:52:17,780
I'm talking about like you'll be talking to him,

1676
00:52:17,780 --> 00:52:19,540
he act like he don't understand nothing you saying.

1677
00:52:19,540 --> 00:52:20,660
He just ignoring you like,

1678
00:52:20,660 --> 00:52:22,260
hey, I don't want to talk to you.

1679
00:52:22,260 --> 00:52:23,900
Yeah, just weird, just strange.

1680
00:52:23,900 --> 00:52:24,740
I might just be with you, man.

1681
00:52:24,740 --> 00:52:25,580
You got some funny,

1682
00:52:25,580 --> 00:52:27,100
do y'all got funny acting people in your family though?

1683
00:52:27,100 --> 00:52:27,940
Oh hell yeah.

1684
00:52:27,940 --> 00:52:28,780
Oh god damn.

1685
00:52:28,780 --> 00:52:30,940
Shit, he get drug addict.

1686
00:52:30,940 --> 00:52:33,540
I'm saying funny acting people, everybody got them.

1687
00:52:33,540 --> 00:52:35,100
He's one of them.

1688
00:52:35,100 --> 00:52:36,780
I didn't know, I think I'm one too.

1689
00:52:38,180 --> 00:52:39,020
He say you are?

1690
00:52:39,020 --> 00:52:40,380
Hell yeah, I'll be funny acting.

1691
00:52:40,380 --> 00:52:42,820
Well you gotta be like that to be a comedian, man.

1692
00:52:42,820 --> 00:52:43,940
Oh yeah.

1693
00:52:43,940 --> 00:52:46,060
Guess you gotta get prepared for the future, right?

1694
00:52:46,060 --> 00:52:47,140
Oh yeah.

1695
00:52:47,140 --> 00:52:50,220
Look, being a comedian is something that's going up there

1696
00:52:50,220 --> 00:52:53,500
and standing in the pocket when shit ain't going well.

1697
00:52:53,500 --> 00:52:55,780
You might, you do that shit like nobody else.

1698
00:52:55,780 --> 00:52:57,860
Man, I'm the best at it.

1699
00:52:57,860 --> 00:52:58,700
Dog.

1700
00:52:58,700 --> 00:52:59,540
Hell yeah.

1701
00:52:59,540 --> 00:53:00,380
You do it.

1702
00:53:00,380 --> 00:53:02,980
I'm gonna be like, shit, did he really just say that?

1703
00:53:04,420 --> 00:53:06,060
He should say this, he ain't saying that.

1704
00:53:06,060 --> 00:53:07,860
I'm sorry to use the nigga word all the time.

1705
00:53:07,860 --> 00:53:10,420
Man, you crazy though, you a motherfucker wit?

1706
00:53:10,420 --> 00:53:11,260
Yeah.

1707
00:53:11,260 --> 00:53:12,080
What the fuck you talking?

1708
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:13,420
He said yeah.

1709
00:53:13,420 --> 00:53:15,100
The new nigga's white, folks.

1710
00:53:17,780 --> 00:53:19,260
We only got one white.

1711
00:53:19,260 --> 00:53:20,260
He's Filipino.

1712
00:53:20,260 --> 00:53:21,300
You Filipino?

1713
00:53:21,300 --> 00:53:22,460
Filipino.

1714
00:53:22,460 --> 00:53:23,700
Get the hell out of here.

1715
00:53:25,340 --> 00:53:27,660
I'm telling you, there's a smorgasbord in this bitch.

1716
00:53:27,660 --> 00:53:30,660
What's a smorgasbord?

1717
00:53:30,660 --> 00:53:33,900
It's like charcuterie but with races.

1718
00:53:33,900 --> 00:53:34,740
Yeah.

1719
00:53:38,740 --> 00:53:40,300
You know what, Brandon, I swear to God,

1720
00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:41,900
I don't know what a smorgasbord is either.

1721
00:53:41,900 --> 00:53:42,740
Smorgasbord?

1722
00:53:42,740 --> 00:53:43,580
A lot.

1723
00:53:43,580 --> 00:53:44,500
I just know, it's what?

1724
00:53:44,500 --> 00:53:45,340
A lot.

1725
00:53:45,340 --> 00:53:46,180
A lot?

1726
00:53:46,180 --> 00:53:47,020
Yeah.

1727
00:53:47,020 --> 00:53:47,840
All right, hold on.

1728
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:49,700
I don't know if we should be going to Dumb for it.

1729
00:53:49,700 --> 00:53:51,380
It's not a lot?

1730
00:53:51,380 --> 00:53:53,260
I mean, that's literally what it means.

1731
00:53:53,260 --> 00:53:54,140
I fuck with that.

1732
00:53:54,140 --> 00:53:55,900
Is it something to do with marshmallows and shit?

1733
00:53:55,900 --> 00:53:56,740
Smorgasbord?

1734
00:53:56,740 --> 00:53:58,020
No, this is it right here.

1735
00:54:00,100 --> 00:54:00,940
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

1736
00:54:00,940 --> 00:54:03,580
Yes, dude, it is marshmallows in there.

1737
00:54:03,580 --> 00:54:04,420
No!

1738
00:54:04,420 --> 00:54:06,540
That's a charcuterie board!

1739
00:54:06,540 --> 00:54:07,860
Man, look at that.

1740
00:54:07,860 --> 00:54:10,580
You got the whole smorgasbord.

1741
00:54:10,580 --> 00:54:12,380
That says smoresbord.

1742
00:54:14,380 --> 00:54:16,660
But look, it's a smorgas chocolate.

1743
00:54:18,660 --> 00:54:19,500
Smorgas chocolate.

1744
00:54:19,500 --> 00:54:21,740
Yo, cause you think about, when you think about smorgas,

1745
00:54:21,740 --> 00:54:24,020
you know smorgas, you ever go to a-

1746
00:54:24,020 --> 00:54:25,860
He's breaking it down to the Latin root.

1747
00:54:25,860 --> 00:54:26,860
Yeah.

1748
00:54:26,860 --> 00:54:27,940
Whenever we go to the campfire

1749
00:54:27,940 --> 00:54:29,700
and you have fucking marshmallows on the stick,

1750
00:54:29,700 --> 00:54:30,540
what is it called?

1751
00:54:30,540 --> 00:54:31,380
S'mores.

1752
00:54:31,380 --> 00:54:32,220
There it is.

1753
00:54:32,220 --> 00:54:33,040
S'mores.

1754
00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:33,880
Yeah, but that's not-

1755
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:34,720
It's the same family, right?

1756
00:54:34,720 --> 00:54:35,540
No.

1757
00:54:35,540 --> 00:54:36,420
No, no.

1758
00:54:36,420 --> 00:54:38,740
Big guys would know anything about food and shit.

1759
00:54:38,740 --> 00:54:41,540
I'm guessing this is like a dirt.

1760
00:54:41,540 --> 00:54:43,780
Shit, he know about the marshmallows.

1761
00:54:43,780 --> 00:54:45,340
Brandon, you just clicked on the one

1762
00:54:45,340 --> 00:54:47,940
that says smores charcuterie board.

1763
00:54:47,940 --> 00:54:48,780
All right, hold on.

1764
00:54:48,780 --> 00:54:49,620
Let's find a more gross one.

1765
00:54:49,620 --> 00:54:50,740
Brandon's finna go find this one.

1766
00:54:50,740 --> 00:54:53,780
Yo, go to all and just look at what it means.

1767
00:54:53,780 --> 00:54:54,620
All right, let's see.

1768
00:54:54,620 --> 00:54:58,500
A buffet offering a variety of hot and cold meals.

1769
00:54:58,500 --> 00:55:00,940
Solid, hors d'oeuvres, et cetera.

1770
00:55:00,940 --> 00:55:01,780
D'oeuvres?

1771
00:55:01,780 --> 00:55:02,620
Hors d'oeuvres.

1772
00:55:02,620 --> 00:55:06,260
Yeah, man, so that's a buffet sweetened style.

1773
00:55:06,260 --> 00:55:07,100
You know what I mean?

1774
00:55:07,100 --> 00:55:09,260
Well, you did say a lot of stuff.

1775
00:55:09,260 --> 00:55:10,100
That's a lot.

1776
00:55:10,100 --> 00:55:10,940
It could be anything.

1777
00:55:10,940 --> 00:55:13,180
You got bread, butter, cheese, s'mores, marshmallows.

1778
00:55:13,180 --> 00:55:14,020
Smorgas board.

1779
00:55:14,020 --> 00:55:15,220
It could be anything.

1780
00:55:15,220 --> 00:55:17,900
You like cheese or, you like cheese,

1781
00:55:17,900 --> 00:55:20,620
would you rather have a cheese platter or a meat platter?

1782
00:55:20,620 --> 00:55:22,260
Hold on, cheese platter or a vegetable platter?

1783
00:55:22,260 --> 00:55:23,100
Oh, man, that's easy.

1784
00:55:23,100 --> 00:55:24,340
Well, I like vegetable platter

1785
00:55:24,340 --> 00:55:27,660
because I like the sauces and the dressings

1786
00:55:27,660 --> 00:55:29,260
that I can dip my stuff in.

1787
00:55:29,260 --> 00:55:30,100
You know what I'm saying?

1788
00:55:30,100 --> 00:55:31,260
I like that block of cheese.

1789
00:55:31,260 --> 00:55:33,300
Like what you had back in there,

1790
00:55:33,300 --> 00:55:35,180
the cheese dip, what is it called?

1791
00:55:35,180 --> 00:55:36,020
Rotel?

1792
00:55:36,020 --> 00:55:36,860
Rotel?

1793
00:55:36,860 --> 00:55:40,260
That Rotel, man, you put your damn foot in that Rotel, bro.

1794
00:55:40,260 --> 00:55:41,100
That's your damn name.

1795
00:55:41,100 --> 00:55:41,940
That wasn't me, that was public.

1796
00:55:41,940 --> 00:55:43,140
That's a Velveeta cheese Rotel.

1797
00:55:43,140 --> 00:55:44,100
Public.

1798
00:55:44,100 --> 00:55:47,780
That's that dog gone food stamp cheese Rotel.

1799
00:55:47,780 --> 00:55:48,700
The government cheese?

1800
00:55:48,700 --> 00:55:50,020
Government cheese, yeah.

1801
00:55:50,020 --> 00:55:50,980
That block of cheese?

1802
00:55:50,980 --> 00:55:53,460
Yeah, it's just a block of cheese.

1803
00:55:53,460 --> 00:55:54,300
Some type of cheese.

1804
00:55:54,300 --> 00:55:55,140
I think it was American.

1805
00:55:55,140 --> 00:55:55,980
It was American.

1806
00:55:55,980 --> 00:55:56,900
It better be, dude.

1807
00:55:56,900 --> 00:55:58,740
Dom, you can cook.

1808
00:55:59,860 --> 00:56:00,700
I tried, man.

1809
00:56:00,700 --> 00:56:01,540
I'm glad you liked it.

1810
00:56:01,540 --> 00:56:02,900
Oh, you do a good job.

1811
00:56:02,900 --> 00:56:04,220
Mike, what do you think about Biden

1812
00:56:04,220 --> 00:56:06,180
dropping out of the election, man?

1813
00:56:06,180 --> 00:56:07,860
Man, you know what?

1814
00:56:07,860 --> 00:56:09,900
I look at it like this.

1815
00:56:11,620 --> 00:56:15,660
This shit was the best Steven Spielberg playbook

1816
00:56:15,660 --> 00:56:16,700
I ever seen.

1817
00:56:16,700 --> 00:56:17,660
I agree.

1818
00:56:17,660 --> 00:56:18,780
This shit was Hollywood, man.

1819
00:56:18,780 --> 00:56:20,900
We just seen fucking Hollywood in real life,

1820
00:56:20,900 --> 00:56:22,180
4K like my daughter said.

1821
00:56:22,180 --> 00:56:24,140
Yeah, actually, that's right.

1822
00:56:24,140 --> 00:56:27,060
Yeah, I mean, after Trump, no, Trump,

1823
00:56:27,060 --> 00:56:28,980
after he got shot at it well,

1824
00:56:28,980 --> 00:56:30,780
you see when all of them was hugging each other.

1825
00:56:30,780 --> 00:56:32,260
I expect them niggas to do this,

1826
00:56:32,260 --> 00:56:34,260
like they do in a basketball game and shit.

1827
00:56:35,540 --> 00:56:39,500
Throwing the arms up and shit, like, oh, shit, we did it.

1828
00:56:39,500 --> 00:56:41,740
We did it, hell yeah, Trump was so excited.

1829
00:56:41,740 --> 00:56:43,900
I ain't never seen somebody excited to get shot

1830
00:56:43,900 --> 00:56:46,340
because he already knew it's on.

1831
00:56:46,340 --> 00:56:47,860
Oh yeah, once he didn't die, he knew he was about to die.

1832
00:56:47,860 --> 00:56:50,060
This shit is jumping, it's popping.

1833
00:56:50,060 --> 00:56:51,140
And I'm about to equip myself

1834
00:56:51,140 --> 00:56:52,540
with all these felonies I have.

1835
00:56:52,540 --> 00:56:57,540
So it just gave us the idea of what guys need to do.

1836
00:56:58,220 --> 00:56:59,980
If you ever get in some trouble,

1837
00:56:59,980 --> 00:57:01,460
don't know how to get out of it,

1838
00:57:02,580 --> 00:57:03,420
know what to do.

1839
00:57:04,260 --> 00:57:05,100
I might need to take that advice.

1840
00:57:05,100 --> 00:57:05,940
Grab your damn beer.

1841
00:57:05,940 --> 00:57:06,780
Oh shit.

1842
00:57:06,780 --> 00:57:07,620
Get shot in the air.

1843
00:57:07,620 --> 00:57:08,460
Nah, it ain't gonna help no niggas,

1844
00:57:08,460 --> 00:57:09,300
they going to jail.

1845
00:57:09,300 --> 00:57:11,500
Yeah, damn man.

1846
00:57:11,500 --> 00:57:13,780
I'm eliminated.

1847
00:57:13,780 --> 00:57:16,980
With the buses up here, all right, here, wherever.

1848
00:57:16,980 --> 00:57:18,060
No, don't try this shit at home

1849
00:57:18,060 --> 00:57:20,460
because it ain't gonna work out the same.

1850
00:57:20,460 --> 00:57:21,580
Yeah, you right.

1851
00:57:21,580 --> 00:57:24,900
Do you think you can shoot my ear off without killing me?

1852
00:57:24,900 --> 00:57:26,140
Yeah, I think maybe.

1853
00:57:26,140 --> 00:57:27,420
I would trust you, Brandon.

1854
00:57:27,420 --> 00:57:28,980
I don't think that's a very good answer.

1855
00:57:28,980 --> 00:57:30,740
Maybe, yeah, speaking of the ears, man,

1856
00:57:30,740 --> 00:57:31,860
this dude was talking to me the other day.

1857
00:57:31,860 --> 00:57:33,620
He going to tell me, let me tell you something.

1858
00:57:33,620 --> 00:57:34,860
He whispered in my ear, he was,

1859
00:57:34,860 --> 00:57:36,980
Who did that?

1860
00:57:36,980 --> 00:57:39,780
I said, hold up, bro, you making me hide and shit.

1861
00:57:39,780 --> 00:57:41,060
Brandon did that?

1862
00:57:41,060 --> 00:57:42,740
I didn't say Brandon, I said a dude.

1863
00:57:42,740 --> 00:57:44,060
Oh, I was like damn.

1864
00:57:44,060 --> 00:57:44,900
I thought he said my Brandon.

1865
00:57:44,900 --> 00:57:45,820
Anybody ever did this shit,

1866
00:57:45,820 --> 00:57:46,660
want to tell you something in the ear

1867
00:57:46,660 --> 00:57:47,820
and they get too close to your ear

1868
00:57:47,820 --> 00:57:48,660
and be touching you and shit?

1869
00:57:48,660 --> 00:57:51,420
No, no, no, I won't allow that.

1870
00:57:51,420 --> 00:57:52,740
See, that's old school shit.

1871
00:57:52,740 --> 00:57:54,220
That's shit the guys used to do.

1872
00:57:54,220 --> 00:57:55,180
They be whispering for real.

1873
00:57:55,180 --> 00:57:56,020
Yeah, don't put.

1874
00:57:56,020 --> 00:57:57,220
You ever talk to a whisperer though?

1875
00:57:57,220 --> 00:57:58,060
Yeah, right here.

1876
00:57:58,060 --> 00:57:59,620
Yeah, I talk to people who talk like Jake Munksie.

1877
00:57:59,620 --> 00:58:01,940
But, I'm talking about real talk.

1878
00:58:01,940 --> 00:58:03,780
Have anybody ever whispered something to you?

1879
00:58:03,780 --> 00:58:04,620
Yes.

1880
00:58:04,620 --> 00:58:05,460
All the time.

1881
00:58:05,460 --> 00:58:06,780
They didn't get by your ears?

1882
00:58:06,780 --> 00:58:07,620
Yes.

1883
00:58:07,620 --> 00:58:08,700
I mean, maybe when I was younger,

1884
00:58:08,700 --> 00:58:09,540
since I've been a grown man,

1885
00:58:09,540 --> 00:58:10,740
I don't like people touching my face.

1886
00:58:10,740 --> 00:58:12,180
No, you ain't doing that.

1887
00:58:12,180 --> 00:58:13,540
This is how you hear it look.

1888
00:58:13,540 --> 00:58:15,940
Like, God damn.

1889
00:58:15,940 --> 00:58:16,780
Nah, that's not going to happen.

1890
00:58:16,780 --> 00:58:18,660
That shit's nasty, man, what the fuck?

1891
00:58:18,660 --> 00:58:20,980
When my grandma used to whisper to me at church,

1892
00:58:20,980 --> 00:58:22,300
she would say it loud enough

1893
00:58:22,300 --> 00:58:24,580
so everybody on the pew could hear it.

1894
00:58:24,580 --> 00:58:26,100
She would act like she was whispering,

1895
00:58:26,100 --> 00:58:27,780
like, she's dressed like a whore.

1896
00:58:28,940 --> 00:58:30,620
Everybody hears it.

1897
00:58:30,620 --> 00:58:32,340
Yeah, and there's a reason why I said that.

1898
00:58:32,340 --> 00:58:35,540
It's because, I was just thinking about Donald Trump.

1899
00:58:35,540 --> 00:58:36,380
Yeah, you know.

1900
00:58:37,420 --> 00:58:39,420
He got to be, anybody whispering to him,

1901
00:58:40,620 --> 00:58:41,460
ain't gonna have no whisper.

1902
00:58:41,460 --> 00:58:42,620
He might, you know, the other side

1903
00:58:42,620 --> 00:58:44,260
got to be used to hear everything else.

1904
00:58:44,260 --> 00:58:45,300
You know what I'm saying?

1905
00:58:45,300 --> 00:58:46,660
But, he about to be the president.

1906
00:58:46,660 --> 00:58:47,980
I like Trump, man.

1907
00:58:47,980 --> 00:58:48,820
You like Trump?

1908
00:58:48,820 --> 00:58:50,460
Hell, y'all like him, man.

1909
00:58:50,460 --> 00:58:51,300
I'm gonna tell you why I like him.

1910
00:58:51,300 --> 00:58:52,780
This is a Trump 2024 podcast.

1911
00:58:52,780 --> 00:58:54,940
No, no, I don't, no.

1912
00:58:54,940 --> 00:58:56,340
I'm gonna tell you why I like him.

1913
00:58:56,340 --> 00:58:59,020
Cause you got a guy that's running for president

1914
00:58:59,020 --> 00:59:01,980
that is aggressive, he got one that's passive, right?

1915
00:59:01,980 --> 00:59:02,820
Yeah.

1916
00:59:02,820 --> 00:59:04,300
I really, the aggressive motherfucker win.

1917
00:59:04,300 --> 00:59:05,940
Well, you know, aggressive can't be bad

1918
00:59:05,940 --> 00:59:07,420
for a leader of the free world.

1919
00:59:07,420 --> 00:59:10,300
It can go, it can go a little raw,

1920
00:59:10,300 --> 00:59:11,460
but I mean, it can go alright.

1921
00:59:11,460 --> 00:59:15,380
I mean, I'm not a person that's for Republican

1922
00:59:15,380 --> 00:59:18,740
or Democrat, I'm going like everybody like LeBron.

1923
00:59:18,740 --> 00:59:21,380
I like my team player, Trump.

1924
00:59:23,020 --> 00:59:23,860
Wait.

1925
00:59:23,860 --> 00:59:24,820
You gonna follow him everywhere?

1926
00:59:24,820 --> 00:59:26,700
So you remember this last night, the other day

1927
00:59:26,700 --> 00:59:29,060
when Hawk Hogan was on there and he ripped that shirt?

1928
00:59:29,060 --> 00:59:30,140
Yeah, yeah, he ripped that shirt off.

1929
00:59:30,140 --> 00:59:31,740
He had Trump 2024.

1930
00:59:31,740 --> 00:59:32,580
How you feel about that, man?

1931
00:59:32,580 --> 00:59:34,980
He couldn't even get the bottom piece broke.

1932
00:59:34,980 --> 00:59:36,340
He struggled with this shit.

1933
00:59:36,340 --> 00:59:37,580
Man, he's old.

1934
00:59:37,580 --> 00:59:39,220
He took me back to 84 though, man.

1935
00:59:39,220 --> 00:59:40,060
Those are the days.

1936
00:59:40,060 --> 00:59:41,580
Yeah, and I ain't gonna lie, man.

1937
00:59:41,580 --> 00:59:44,340
He wasn't alive in his lightest time.

1938
00:59:44,340 --> 00:59:47,660
But I, you know, I ain't gonna lie.

1939
00:59:47,660 --> 00:59:48,900
I'm working at the barbershop.

1940
00:59:48,900 --> 00:59:51,060
It's hard to make it to the polls though.

1941
00:59:51,060 --> 00:59:53,620
I'm talking all this shit and I might not vote.

1942
00:59:53,620 --> 00:59:54,820
You be voting?

1943
00:59:54,820 --> 00:59:55,900
Yeah.

1944
00:59:55,900 --> 00:59:57,140
You vote for Obama twice?

1945
00:59:58,340 --> 00:59:59,460
I vote for him one time.

1946
00:59:59,460 --> 01:00:00,580
I told you I might not.

1947
01:00:00,580 --> 01:00:03,020
I didn't make it to the polls the second time.

1948
01:00:03,020 --> 01:00:03,860
That's how he lost.

1949
01:00:03,860 --> 01:00:05,340
No, he ran all eight years.

1950
01:00:05,340 --> 01:00:07,020
Nah, yeah, he won't be in Obama.

1951
01:00:07,020 --> 01:00:07,860
He's too smooth.

1952
01:00:07,860 --> 01:00:08,820
Oh yeah, yeah.

1953
01:00:08,820 --> 01:00:10,540
If only he'd come back, you know.

1954
01:00:10,540 --> 01:00:12,820
Come back in Chicago, go back to shooting like they were.

1955
01:00:12,820 --> 01:00:15,220
You know, shoot like a motherfucker in Chicago.

1956
01:00:15,220 --> 01:00:16,060
Man, he stopped.

1957
01:00:16,060 --> 01:00:19,140
Yeah, nah, he down the street, he'll hide and shit.

1958
01:00:19,140 --> 01:00:19,980
You got to.

1959
01:00:19,980 --> 01:00:20,820
Yeah, yeah.

1960
01:00:20,820 --> 01:00:22,860
Go out there, you gotta be a crazed man.

1961
01:00:22,860 --> 01:00:23,980
You better know somebody.

1962
01:00:23,980 --> 01:00:24,820
With an O Block?

1963
01:00:24,820 --> 01:00:25,660
Even then.

1964
01:00:25,660 --> 01:00:26,500
Yo, you ever heard of O Block?

1965
01:00:26,500 --> 01:00:27,340
Yeah, heard of O Block.

1966
01:00:27,340 --> 01:00:28,660
That's our name, it's in our intro.

1967
01:00:28,660 --> 01:00:30,140
It is in our intro.

1968
01:00:30,140 --> 01:00:30,980
Is it?

1969
01:00:30,980 --> 01:00:31,820
Yeah.

1970
01:00:31,820 --> 01:00:32,660
All the building, the top of the building.

1971
01:00:32,660 --> 01:00:33,700
The building, yeah, that's O Block.

1972
01:00:33,700 --> 01:00:36,340
Oh fuck, I ain't know that.

1973
01:00:36,340 --> 01:00:37,580
I know why they call it O Block,

1974
01:00:37,580 --> 01:00:38,420
cause you know what they're more of,

1975
01:00:38,420 --> 01:00:39,260
you say, oh shit.

1976
01:00:39,260 --> 01:00:42,700
Oh, oh no.

1977
01:00:42,700 --> 01:00:43,660
Oath of a dad joke.

1978
01:00:43,660 --> 01:00:46,180
Yeah, they're more of a crazed.

1979
01:00:46,180 --> 01:00:47,220
Yeah.

1980
01:00:47,220 --> 01:00:50,940
Well, I think every neighborhood has a bad community,

1981
01:00:50,940 --> 01:00:54,300
even the upper echelon,

1982
01:00:54,300 --> 01:00:55,780
cause you run into Karen.

1983
01:00:55,780 --> 01:00:56,620
Oh yeah.

1984
01:00:56,620 --> 01:00:59,300
She just, the other flip side of O Block.

1985
01:00:59,300 --> 01:01:00,620
I'd rather be shot, dude.

1986
01:01:00,620 --> 01:01:04,060
Dude, white women get like, those kind of white women,

1987
01:01:04,060 --> 01:01:05,140
they get so aggressive.

1988
01:01:05,140 --> 01:01:05,980
Oh yeah, so fast.

1989
01:01:05,980 --> 01:01:07,700
You know why they be mad and shit though?

1990
01:01:07,700 --> 01:01:09,540
No, cause they dated black guys

1991
01:01:09,540 --> 01:01:11,420
and black guys done them wrong and shit.

1992
01:01:11,420 --> 01:01:12,460
I don't know about Karen's.

1993
01:01:12,460 --> 01:01:14,620
I don't think Karen's a dating black guy.

1994
01:01:14,620 --> 01:01:15,460
I think they did.

1995
01:01:15,460 --> 01:01:16,300
You think they did?

1996
01:01:16,300 --> 01:01:17,380
Yeah, that's why they pissed,

1997
01:01:17,380 --> 01:01:18,660
who they get mad at all the time.

1998
01:01:18,660 --> 01:01:20,300
Never a black woman, it's hard.

1999
01:01:20,300 --> 01:01:21,140
It is, but.

2000
01:01:21,140 --> 01:01:22,180
Cause I know a black woman gonna beat that ass.

2001
01:01:22,180 --> 01:01:23,780
But it'd be a black dude.

2002
01:01:23,780 --> 01:01:25,740
Yeah, she mad as hell, he did her wrong.

2003
01:01:25,740 --> 01:01:29,540
So she treating every nigga she see bad in the fight.

2004
01:01:29,540 --> 01:01:30,660
But that's good though.

2005
01:01:30,660 --> 01:01:31,900
I love her, Karen.

2006
01:01:31,900 --> 01:01:33,260
You do?

2007
01:01:33,260 --> 01:01:35,100
Yeah, I used to date a chick.

2008
01:01:35,100 --> 01:01:36,020
That was like that?

2009
01:01:36,020 --> 01:01:36,860
Yeah.

2010
01:01:36,860 --> 01:01:37,700
That's what I know.

2011
01:01:37,700 --> 01:01:39,420
And one.

2012
01:01:39,420 --> 01:01:41,540
She would always complain about shit.

2013
01:01:41,540 --> 01:01:43,820
Yeah, well she was nice and shit,

2014
01:01:43,820 --> 01:01:44,940
I ain't gonna lie, she was sweet.

2015
01:01:44,940 --> 01:01:45,780
Well, there ain't no Karen,

2016
01:01:45,780 --> 01:01:46,620
you just talking about you dated a white woman.

2017
01:01:46,620 --> 01:01:47,460
But when I broke up with her,

2018
01:01:47,460 --> 01:01:49,500
when I broke up with her, she turned to Karen.

2019
01:01:49,500 --> 01:01:51,420
Well, yeah.

2020
01:01:51,420 --> 01:01:53,860
I'm talking about to everybody.

2021
01:01:53,860 --> 01:01:54,700
Oh damn.

2022
01:01:54,700 --> 01:01:56,940
And one month, bro.

2023
01:01:56,940 --> 01:01:58,380
I don't know if y'all heard my comedy said,

2024
01:01:58,380 --> 01:02:01,700
but in one month, bro, real talk, I went zip lining.

2025
01:02:01,700 --> 01:02:03,100
I fucking went kayaking.

2026
01:02:03,100 --> 01:02:04,180
Game night.

2027
01:02:04,180 --> 01:02:06,220
Game night, hell real talk.

2028
01:02:06,220 --> 01:02:07,180
White shit, dude.

2029
01:02:07,180 --> 01:02:08,980
Yeah, and I went cave diving.

2030
01:02:08,980 --> 01:02:10,060
We went cave diving.

2031
01:02:10,060 --> 01:02:10,900
You went cave diving.

2032
01:02:10,900 --> 01:02:12,940
And saw a fucking waterfall.

2033
01:02:12,940 --> 01:02:14,780
I would never do that.

2034
01:02:14,780 --> 01:02:15,620
Did, man, had a good time.

2035
01:02:15,620 --> 01:02:16,740
You could swim?

2036
01:02:16,740 --> 01:02:17,580
Yeah.

2037
01:02:17,580 --> 01:02:18,420
No, yeah, I thought you could.

2038
01:02:18,420 --> 01:02:20,380
I took swimming lessons at Oakwood College, bro,

2039
01:02:20,380 --> 01:02:21,220
when I was young.

2040
01:02:23,220 --> 01:02:24,540
By a nigga named Eugene.

2041
01:02:29,900 --> 01:02:31,260
That nigga wore Speedos and shit.

2042
01:02:31,260 --> 01:02:33,940
He teaching those on some panties and shit on.

2043
01:02:33,940 --> 01:02:36,180
We didn't pay no attention to that shit.

2044
01:02:36,180 --> 01:02:37,260
Brandon wanna go now.

2045
01:02:37,260 --> 01:02:40,540
Nah, man, I couldn't do the kayaking, man.

2046
01:02:40,540 --> 01:02:41,380
I'm in the kayak.

2047
01:02:41,380 --> 01:02:42,820
That's where you draw the lines?

2048
01:02:42,820 --> 01:02:43,660
That's where I draw the lines.

2049
01:02:43,660 --> 01:02:44,500
The cave diving?

2050
01:02:44,500 --> 01:02:45,340
Well, he can't swim.

2051
01:02:45,340 --> 01:02:48,180
I mean, partially now, you saw how that the wave part.

2052
01:02:48,180 --> 01:02:49,020
Yeah, but I'm telling my life.

2053
01:02:49,020 --> 01:02:50,020
Kayaking is dangerous, though.

2054
01:02:50,020 --> 01:02:50,860
I ain't gonna lie.

2055
01:02:50,860 --> 01:02:51,700
See?

2056
01:02:51,700 --> 01:02:53,780
Because I seen a Mexican got flipped over on the kayak.

2057
01:02:53,780 --> 01:02:55,420
He was holding on to his book bag.

2058
01:02:55,420 --> 01:02:56,860
I don't know what the fuck he had in his book bag,

2059
01:02:56,860 --> 01:02:58,300
but he was not letting it go.

2060
01:02:58,300 --> 01:02:59,140
They were just crossing up.

2061
01:02:59,140 --> 01:03:01,460
And the white people just looking at him.

2062
01:03:01,460 --> 01:03:02,660
White people just looking at him.

2063
01:03:02,660 --> 01:03:03,700
They was gonna let him drown.

2064
01:03:03,700 --> 01:03:05,740
I had to get out of my kayak and go turn him back over.

2065
01:03:05,740 --> 01:03:06,580
For real?

2066
01:03:06,580 --> 01:03:08,660
Yeah, they was looking at him, laughing and shit.

2067
01:03:08,660 --> 01:03:10,500
I got out the water.

2068
01:03:10,500 --> 01:03:14,340
I ran over to my little hard bottom socks on and shit.

2069
01:03:14,340 --> 01:03:16,180
I don't know what them socks got to rub.

2070
01:03:16,180 --> 01:03:17,020
The grippy socks?

2071
01:03:17,020 --> 01:03:17,860
Yeah.

2072
01:03:17,860 --> 01:03:19,780
I ran over and turned him back over.

2073
01:03:19,780 --> 01:03:21,900
He was floating on down the river.

2074
01:03:21,900 --> 01:03:23,140
I should have grabbed a book bag.

2075
01:03:23,140 --> 01:03:24,460
I don't know what was in it.

2076
01:03:24,460 --> 01:03:25,300
Damn.

2077
01:03:25,300 --> 01:03:26,220
Did he live?

2078
01:03:26,220 --> 01:03:27,060
He was holding on to it.

2079
01:03:27,060 --> 01:03:28,780
Did he live?

2080
01:03:28,780 --> 01:03:29,620
Did he live?

2081
01:03:29,620 --> 01:03:30,460
Yeah.

2082
01:03:30,460 --> 01:03:31,300
Yeah, he was floating on down the river.

2083
01:03:31,300 --> 01:03:32,740
And then what's crazy thing about it,

2084
01:03:32,740 --> 01:03:34,940
it was another Mexican behind him that flipped over too.

2085
01:03:34,940 --> 01:03:36,540
I had to flip him back over.

2086
01:03:36,540 --> 01:03:37,380
Damn.

2087
01:03:37,380 --> 01:03:39,540
I would think they would be better in the water.

2088
01:03:39,540 --> 01:03:40,940
Yeah, but shit.

2089
01:03:40,940 --> 01:03:42,740
Second generation.

2090
01:03:42,740 --> 01:03:45,300
But it's ironic, a nigga helped him.

2091
01:03:48,300 --> 01:03:50,140
White folks on the sideline watching.

2092
01:03:50,140 --> 01:03:51,700
It was such an event.

2093
01:03:53,260 --> 01:03:54,580
Yeah, real race.

2094
01:03:54,580 --> 01:03:55,420
That's a shame.

2095
01:03:55,420 --> 01:03:56,820
Real race wars.

2096
01:03:56,820 --> 01:03:58,340
Race wars.

2097
01:03:58,340 --> 01:03:59,180
Who will win?

2098
01:04:00,060 --> 01:04:02,860
The Mexicans was ahead because we was going.

2099
01:04:02,860 --> 01:04:04,020
Mexicans ain't winning the race.

2100
01:04:04,020 --> 01:04:07,300
I'm talking about the ones on, I don't know.

2101
01:04:07,300 --> 01:04:09,020
I don't know who's gonna win it, bitch.

2102
01:04:09,020 --> 01:04:10,620
I'll tell you what I'm gonna be.

2103
01:04:10,620 --> 01:04:12,620
Smoking a blunt, looking out the window.

2104
01:04:14,620 --> 01:04:15,460
I hear you.

2105
01:04:15,460 --> 01:04:18,140
Yeah, and then the ones that fighting gonna be.

2106
01:04:18,140 --> 01:04:19,380
Y'all watch that movie?

2107
01:04:21,900 --> 01:04:22,900
Let's name the movie.

2108
01:04:22,900 --> 01:04:24,900
It was, let me think of it.

2109
01:04:26,140 --> 01:04:28,220
It was when the Tesla cars and shit

2110
01:04:28,220 --> 01:04:29,980
start smashing into each other.

2111
01:04:31,820 --> 01:04:32,660
Let's name it.

2112
01:04:32,660 --> 01:04:33,500
It's on Netflix.

2113
01:04:33,500 --> 01:04:34,340
Tesla cars.

2114
01:04:34,340 --> 01:04:36,540
Are you just talking about electronic cars?

2115
01:04:36,540 --> 01:04:39,700
Well, yeah, the premise of the movie is

2116
01:04:39,700 --> 01:04:42,260
our system went down.

2117
01:04:42,260 --> 01:04:43,300
And the system went down,

2118
01:04:43,300 --> 01:04:46,300
all the Tesla cars started driving by themselves.

2119
01:04:46,300 --> 01:04:48,660
But what I'm saying, I said that to say this,

2120
01:04:48,660 --> 01:04:50,780
is that I forgot what I was gonna fucking do.

2121
01:04:50,780 --> 01:04:53,300
I smoked too much.

2122
01:04:53,300 --> 01:04:54,140
I forgot.

2123
01:04:55,180 --> 01:04:56,620
Forgot what the fuck I was gonna say.

2124
01:04:56,620 --> 01:04:58,140
Who's your favorite TV judge?

2125
01:05:00,620 --> 01:05:04,380
You ask me all the time who my favorite judge is.

2126
01:05:04,380 --> 01:05:06,260
I'm gonna tell you.

2127
01:05:06,260 --> 01:05:07,820
Judge Joe,

2128
01:05:09,740 --> 01:05:10,700
motherfucking brown.

2129
01:05:12,540 --> 01:05:15,140
Boy, you coming to my courtroom smelling like weed.

2130
01:05:16,540 --> 01:05:18,020
I'm gonna hold you contempt of court

2131
01:05:18,020 --> 01:05:19,060
and I'm gonna call your mama.

2132
01:05:19,060 --> 01:05:21,420
If she answers the phone, she gonna come get you.

2133
01:05:21,420 --> 01:05:23,220
And I'm gonna rest her ass too.

2134
01:05:23,220 --> 01:05:26,180
Cause she holds the keys to your success

2135
01:05:26,180 --> 01:05:28,460
and she's not letting you live according

2136
01:05:28,460 --> 01:05:30,660
to the way you're supposed to live, boy.

2137
01:05:30,660 --> 01:05:33,860
By the way, pull your pants up while you're in the courtroom

2138
01:05:33,860 --> 01:05:35,500
and ask your daddy, do we have some weed?

2139
01:05:35,500 --> 01:05:37,300
Cause I'm ready to smoke me a dying bag.

2140
01:05:37,300 --> 01:05:39,020
You know back in the day,

2141
01:05:39,020 --> 01:05:40,460
back in the day they smoked dying bags.

2142
01:05:40,460 --> 01:05:41,300
We ain't by court.

2143
01:05:41,300 --> 01:05:45,380
I'm just talking drugs cause we game.

2144
01:05:45,380 --> 01:05:46,220
I ain't saying drugs.

2145
01:05:46,220 --> 01:05:47,060
I don't do drugs.

2146
01:05:47,060 --> 01:05:48,860
I smoke marijuana every now and then.

2147
01:05:48,860 --> 01:05:51,860
I have to cause I got ADHD, all this shit.

2148
01:05:51,860 --> 01:05:53,820
Cause it keeps me calm.

2149
01:05:53,820 --> 01:05:55,620
Anybody have to do anything to keep you calm?

2150
01:05:55,620 --> 01:05:57,100
Some people take a drink of wine.

2151
01:05:57,100 --> 01:05:57,940
Yeah, I drink.

2152
01:05:57,940 --> 01:05:58,780
Heroin.

2153
01:05:58,780 --> 01:05:59,620
Heroin, yeah.

2154
01:05:59,620 --> 01:06:00,460
Sometimes.

2155
01:06:00,460 --> 01:06:01,300
Some people.

2156
01:06:01,300 --> 01:06:02,620
I got a little bit left if you want some.

2157
01:06:02,620 --> 01:06:04,260
What the fuck?

2158
01:06:04,260 --> 01:06:05,740
Man, I've been watching your boy.

2159
01:06:05,740 --> 01:06:08,220
Y'all ever seen your boy Joe, what was it, Gargans?

2160
01:06:08,220 --> 01:06:09,060
David Gargans.

2161
01:06:09,060 --> 01:06:10,460
David Gargans, that ain't my boy.

2162
01:06:10,460 --> 01:06:12,460
Just thinking he was your physical trainer.

2163
01:06:15,460 --> 01:06:17,060
I wouldn't need somebody like him though.

2164
01:06:17,060 --> 01:06:17,900
You would die.

2165
01:06:17,900 --> 01:06:19,180
Yeah, you would literally die.

2166
01:06:19,180 --> 01:06:21,300
Your leg broke, get up.

2167
01:06:21,300 --> 01:06:22,140
Fuck that leg.

2168
01:06:22,140 --> 01:06:23,220
Stop being a bitch.

2169
01:06:24,260 --> 01:06:25,460
Look at that comparison, man.

2170
01:06:25,460 --> 01:06:26,300
He got it.

2171
01:06:26,300 --> 01:06:28,340
Yeah, but he's fucking made of iron, bro.

2172
01:06:28,340 --> 01:06:29,180
He ain't great.

2173
01:06:29,180 --> 01:06:30,000
Look at this picture.

2174
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:30,840
That says it right there.

2175
01:06:30,840 --> 01:06:32,860
Whatever the fuck that fossil he holding, man.

2176
01:06:32,860 --> 01:06:33,700
That's a log.

2177
01:06:33,700 --> 01:06:34,540
That's a debris.

2178
01:06:34,540 --> 01:06:35,380
Yeah.

2179
01:06:35,380 --> 01:06:36,580
Yeah, man.

2180
01:06:36,580 --> 01:06:37,980
Shout out to David Gargans.

2181
01:06:37,980 --> 01:06:39,300
He thought it was a fossil.

2182
01:06:39,300 --> 01:06:40,140
Is this a beer?

2183
01:06:40,140 --> 01:06:40,980
Yeah.

2184
01:06:40,980 --> 01:06:41,800
Oh man, I like that.

2185
01:06:41,800 --> 01:06:42,640
You see it say Death Row.

2186
01:06:42,640 --> 01:06:43,480
Stay hard.

2187
01:06:43,480 --> 01:06:44,300
Look at that.

2188
01:06:44,300 --> 01:06:45,140
It's like a seltzer.

2189
01:06:45,140 --> 01:06:46,300
So is this Snoop Dogg's drink?

2190
01:06:46,300 --> 01:06:47,140
I guess.

2191
01:06:47,140 --> 01:06:49,940
Yeah, cause Snoop Dogg collaboration with the Nelk boys.

2192
01:06:49,940 --> 01:06:51,180
Yeah, cause he bought Death Row.

2193
01:06:51,180 --> 01:06:52,020
Yeah.

2194
01:06:52,020 --> 01:06:53,020
Hell yeah.

2195
01:06:53,020 --> 01:06:53,860
Try it out.

2196
01:06:53,860 --> 01:06:54,680
Death Row, great.

2197
01:06:54,680 --> 01:06:55,520
You try that drink.

2198
01:06:55,520 --> 01:06:56,360
Yeah.

2199
01:06:56,360 --> 01:06:57,460
It's there for you, man.

2200
01:06:57,460 --> 01:06:58,660
We ain't promoter bombing nothing.

2201
01:06:58,660 --> 01:06:59,500
I don't know them niggas.

2202
01:06:59,500 --> 01:07:00,320
I don't know what they might be.

2203
01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:02,100
Hey, I can't wait till y'all give me the chance

2204
01:07:02,100 --> 01:07:03,940
to promote the podcast though.

2205
01:07:03,940 --> 01:07:05,060
That's what I was about to bring up.

2206
01:07:05,060 --> 01:07:06,060
I'm waiting, man.

2207
01:07:06,060 --> 01:07:10,060
So we have our first, what's it called?

2208
01:07:10,060 --> 01:07:10,900
Sponsor.

2209
01:07:10,900 --> 01:07:11,740
Sponsor.

2210
01:07:11,740 --> 01:07:12,580
Yeah.

2211
01:07:12,580 --> 01:07:16,500
This fucking guy, man.

2212
01:07:16,500 --> 01:07:19,100
We got our first fucking sponsor here.

2213
01:07:19,100 --> 01:07:23,620
Mr. Mike Sales and Michael Bills Presidential Barbershop.

2214
01:07:23,620 --> 01:07:24,580
We're gonna shoot a commercial.

2215
01:07:24,580 --> 01:07:25,880
It's gonna be hilarious.

2216
01:07:27,300 --> 01:07:29,300
Whenever you wanna add up there, we'll throw it in.

2217
01:07:29,300 --> 01:07:30,340
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

2218
01:07:30,340 --> 01:07:31,180
I'm ready.

2219
01:07:31,180 --> 01:07:32,620
And we're gonna shoot a lot of footage

2220
01:07:32,620 --> 01:07:35,220
so it could be multiple, from one shoot,

2221
01:07:35,220 --> 01:07:37,020
we're gonna get multiple.

2222
01:07:37,020 --> 01:07:38,420
Multiple angles and shit like that?

2223
01:07:38,420 --> 01:07:39,980
Oh yeah, multiple ads.

2224
01:07:39,980 --> 01:07:40,820
Okay.

2225
01:07:40,820 --> 01:07:41,660
For sure.

2226
01:07:41,660 --> 01:07:44,340
Because, oh damn, I got the bag of wigs out there too.

2227
01:07:44,340 --> 01:07:45,180
Oh yeah.

2228
01:07:45,180 --> 01:07:46,420
Hey, what episode is this?

2229
01:07:46,420 --> 01:07:47,900
37? 38?

2230
01:07:47,900 --> 01:07:48,740
38. 38?

2231
01:07:48,740 --> 01:07:49,580
38.

2232
01:07:49,580 --> 01:07:50,420
I don't know, yeah.

2233
01:07:50,420 --> 01:07:52,100
It's 37 not 38.

2234
01:07:52,100 --> 01:07:52,940
Yeah, whatever.

2235
01:07:52,940 --> 01:07:54,700
Man, congratulations to y'all, man.

2236
01:07:54,700 --> 01:07:55,540
Thanks, man.

2237
01:07:55,540 --> 01:07:56,380
One applause.

2238
01:07:56,380 --> 01:07:57,220
Appreciate it.

2239
01:07:57,220 --> 01:07:58,740
Consistency counts, man.

2240
01:07:58,740 --> 01:07:59,860
Y'all been consistent.

2241
01:07:59,860 --> 01:08:02,180
And I be missing y'all's name up, man.

2242
01:08:02,180 --> 01:08:04,180
I always call y'all Clown Community College.

2243
01:08:04,180 --> 01:08:08,100
I don't know why I say community, but it's Clown College.

2244
01:08:08,100 --> 01:08:09,740
What happened outside of Shenanigans?

2245
01:08:09,740 --> 01:08:12,140
Oh my God, dude, Mike, you kill me with this, man.

2246
01:08:12,140 --> 01:08:15,540
You have always called it Clown Community College

2247
01:08:15,540 --> 01:08:16,620
since the beginning.

2248
01:08:16,620 --> 01:08:18,700
And then the other day after the IQ test

2249
01:08:18,700 --> 01:08:21,500
outside of Shenanigans, we were standing there,

2250
01:08:21,500 --> 01:08:22,900
and you said it again.

2251
01:08:22,900 --> 01:08:25,980
And then you said, oh, I just made that up.

2252
01:08:25,980 --> 01:08:27,700
You've been saying that for a year, man.

2253
01:08:27,700 --> 01:08:28,740
I dance your hair.

2254
01:08:28,740 --> 01:08:30,820
It reminds me of Calhoun Community College.

2255
01:08:30,820 --> 01:08:32,860
It's a good college.

2256
01:08:32,860 --> 01:08:35,140
A bunch of fools be going to community colleges.

2257
01:08:35,140 --> 01:08:36,500
And community colleges, smart people

2258
01:08:36,500 --> 01:08:38,620
put some foolish niggas in there.

2259
01:08:38,620 --> 01:08:40,460
That's where the niggas get their GED at and shit,

2260
01:08:40,460 --> 01:08:41,300
the community colleges.

2261
01:08:41,300 --> 01:08:42,140
Hell yeah, dude.

2262
01:08:42,140 --> 01:08:43,300
When I used to take night class,

2263
01:08:43,300 --> 01:08:44,740
I would see the GED class in there.

2264
01:08:44,740 --> 01:08:45,580
You could always tell.

2265
01:08:45,580 --> 01:08:46,420
You would saw me even a bit.

2266
01:08:46,420 --> 01:08:48,060
You could see it out there.

2267
01:08:48,060 --> 01:08:50,940
Brandon, are you ever gonna get your GED, man?

2268
01:08:50,940 --> 01:08:52,140
I graduated.

2269
01:08:52,140 --> 01:08:52,980
Tell him.

2270
01:08:52,980 --> 01:08:53,820
I graduated.

2271
01:08:53,820 --> 01:08:55,180
I got my diplomacy already.

2272
01:08:55,180 --> 01:08:56,020
Hey, y'all.

2273
01:08:56,020 --> 01:08:57,140
Look at this, it's on the board.

2274
01:08:57,140 --> 01:08:57,980
Woo!

2275
01:08:57,980 --> 01:08:59,620
Look at that, it's diplomacy, dude.

2276
01:08:59,620 --> 01:09:01,060
High school diplomacy, man.

2277
01:09:01,060 --> 01:09:03,100
Now we just trying to finish this college.

2278
01:09:03,100 --> 01:09:04,220
We struggling financially.

2279
01:09:04,220 --> 01:09:05,060
We'll be back though.

2280
01:09:05,060 --> 01:09:07,660
Brandon got to stay in high school till he was 22.

2281
01:09:07,660 --> 01:09:08,500
Man.

2282
01:09:08,500 --> 01:09:10,340
Had a mustache.

2283
01:09:10,340 --> 01:09:11,180
I ain't gonna lie, man.

2284
01:09:11,180 --> 01:09:14,180
I was driving to school in the fucking eighth grade.

2285
01:09:14,180 --> 01:09:15,140
For real?

2286
01:09:15,140 --> 01:09:16,100
Seventh and eighth grade.

2287
01:09:16,100 --> 01:09:16,980
My daddy worked there.

2288
01:09:16,980 --> 01:09:18,060
Back in the eighties and shit,

2289
01:09:18,060 --> 01:09:20,020
daddies didn't give a damn.

2290
01:09:20,020 --> 01:09:21,580
If they worked there and shit,

2291
01:09:21,580 --> 01:09:23,060
nigga, they let their kids drive.

2292
01:09:23,060 --> 01:09:25,180
They'd throw their kids and shit.

2293
01:09:25,180 --> 01:09:26,940
I drove the biggest car to school.

2294
01:09:26,940 --> 01:09:30,940
I drove a 1976 Thunderbird Cougar.

2295
01:09:30,940 --> 01:09:31,780
Ooh.

2296
01:09:31,780 --> 01:09:33,460
Oh, Cougar Thunderbird.

2297
01:09:33,460 --> 01:09:36,860
Minimum was about, it was about as long as this damn,

2298
01:09:36,860 --> 01:09:38,620
about six of these tables.

2299
01:09:38,620 --> 01:09:40,260
God damn.

2300
01:09:40,260 --> 01:09:41,100
And you drove that to eighth grade?

2301
01:09:41,100 --> 01:09:42,700
No, it was a 79 Cougar.

2302
01:09:42,700 --> 01:09:43,540
Type in.

2303
01:09:43,540 --> 01:09:44,380
Oh, 79 Cougar.

2304
01:09:44,380 --> 01:09:45,380
Yeah, 1979 Cougar.

2305
01:09:45,380 --> 01:09:47,020
Cougar Thunderbird.

2306
01:09:47,020 --> 01:09:47,860
Hold on.

2307
01:09:47,860 --> 01:09:49,380
Mike, you actually told me,

2308
01:09:49,380 --> 01:09:50,780
or you said on stage one time,

2309
01:09:50,780 --> 01:09:52,340
what a Thunderbird is.

2310
01:09:52,340 --> 01:09:53,820
I didn't know what a Thunderbird was

2311
01:09:53,820 --> 01:09:54,660
till you told me about it.

2312
01:09:54,660 --> 01:09:55,500
What is it?

2313
01:09:55,500 --> 01:09:57,020
Man, a Thunderbird is a lady

2314
01:09:57,020 --> 01:09:59,140
just a little older than a Cougar.

2315
01:09:59,140 --> 01:09:59,980
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

2316
01:09:59,980 --> 01:10:00,820
That's a car, man.

2317
01:10:00,820 --> 01:10:03,380
What's the Cougar cutoff age?

2318
01:10:03,380 --> 01:10:06,580
Cougar cutoff age is about 43.

2319
01:10:06,580 --> 01:10:08,420
No, that's way too early.

2320
01:10:08,420 --> 01:10:09,260
That's the middle age.

2321
01:10:09,260 --> 01:10:10,100
That's the car right there.

2322
01:10:10,100 --> 01:10:10,920
That's way too early.

2323
01:10:10,920 --> 01:10:12,940
It was just like that, the blue one with the beige top.

2324
01:10:12,940 --> 01:10:14,940
I was in seventh grade driving a Vicious Work.

2325
01:10:14,940 --> 01:10:17,500
You had to sit on some books or something?

2326
01:10:17,500 --> 01:10:18,620
Man, check it out what we did.

2327
01:10:18,620 --> 01:10:22,220
After school, man, I used to have a carton of eggs and shit.

2328
01:10:22,220 --> 01:10:24,980
My little buddies, we'd just be bombing kids

2329
01:10:24,980 --> 01:10:25,820
on the way.

2330
01:10:25,820 --> 01:10:28,620
Every kid walk, them pedestrians, they got it, bro.

2331
01:10:28,620 --> 01:10:29,940
Hell yeah.

2332
01:10:29,940 --> 01:10:31,860
Man, we tore their ass up.

2333
01:10:31,860 --> 01:10:34,140
I'd knock down about three mailboxes and shit.

2334
01:10:34,140 --> 01:10:36,060
They called the police on me, but I got away.

2335
01:10:36,060 --> 01:10:37,940
You know what I'm saying?

2336
01:10:37,940 --> 01:10:39,220
Drove back the next day.

2337
01:10:40,260 --> 01:10:41,100
School.

2338
01:10:41,100 --> 01:10:42,220
We used to do something like that

2339
01:10:42,220 --> 01:10:44,260
that was similar whenever we was in high school

2340
01:10:44,260 --> 01:10:45,340
and this dude on the football team

2341
01:10:45,340 --> 01:10:46,780
used to give us Rod's home, right?

2342
01:10:46,780 --> 01:10:48,820
He was a white guy named Gangzal.

2343
01:10:48,820 --> 01:10:53,460
And he had a two-door, I think, like Grand Prix, right?

2344
01:10:53,460 --> 01:10:56,260
And what we would do, we'd be like, hey, go,

2345
01:10:56,260 --> 01:10:58,100
cause two of us got to get dropped off in the hood

2346
01:10:58,100 --> 01:10:59,460
and then he had to go circle around.

2347
01:10:59,460 --> 01:11:00,700
So we would go through the hood

2348
01:11:00,700 --> 01:11:02,780
and we would put our seat all the way back

2349
01:11:02,780 --> 01:11:04,340
so they couldn't see us and they just saw him.

2350
01:11:04,340 --> 01:11:05,180
We'd be like,

2351
01:11:05,180 --> 01:11:06,020
.

2352
01:11:06,020 --> 01:11:06,860
.

2353
01:11:06,860 --> 01:11:07,700
.

2354
01:11:07,700 --> 01:11:08,540
.

2355
01:11:08,540 --> 01:11:09,380
.

2356
01:11:09,380 --> 01:11:10,220
.

2357
01:11:10,220 --> 01:11:11,060
.

2358
01:11:11,060 --> 01:11:11,900
.

2359
01:11:11,900 --> 01:11:12,740
.

2360
01:11:12,740 --> 01:11:13,580
.

2361
01:11:13,580 --> 01:11:14,420
.

2362
01:11:14,420 --> 01:11:15,260
.

2363
01:11:15,260 --> 01:11:16,100
.

2364
01:11:16,100 --> 01:11:16,940
.

2365
01:11:16,940 --> 01:11:17,780
.

2366
01:11:17,780 --> 01:11:18,620
.

2367
01:11:18,620 --> 01:11:19,460
.

2368
01:11:19,460 --> 01:11:20,300
.

2369
01:11:20,300 --> 01:11:21,140
.

2370
01:11:21,140 --> 01:11:21,980
.

2371
01:11:21,980 --> 01:11:22,980
.

2372
01:11:22,980 --> 01:11:23,980
.

2373
01:11:23,980 --> 01:11:24,980
.

2374
01:11:24,980 --> 01:11:25,980
.

2375
01:11:25,980 --> 01:11:26,820
.

2376
01:11:26,820 --> 01:11:27,820
.

2377
01:11:27,820 --> 01:11:29,780
.

2378
01:11:29,780 --> 01:11:30,780
.

2379
01:11:30,780 --> 01:11:31,700
.

2380
01:11:31,700 --> 01:11:32,700
.

2381
01:11:32,700 --> 01:11:33,700
.

2382
01:11:33,700 --> 01:11:34,700
.

2383
01:11:34,700 --> 01:11:35,700
.

2384
01:11:35,700 --> 01:11:36,700
.

2385
01:11:36,700 --> 01:11:37,700
.

2386
01:11:37,700 --> 01:11:38,700
.

2387
01:11:38,700 --> 01:11:39,700
.

2388
01:11:39,700 --> 01:11:40,700
.

2389
01:11:40,700 --> 01:11:41,700
.

2390
01:11:41,700 --> 01:11:42,700
.

2391
01:11:42,700 --> 01:11:43,700
.

2392
01:11:43,700 --> 01:11:44,700
.

2393
01:11:44,700 --> 01:11:45,700
.

2394
01:11:45,700 --> 01:11:46,700
.

2395
01:11:46,700 --> 01:11:47,700
.

2396
01:11:47,700 --> 01:11:48,700
.

2397
01:11:48,700 --> 01:11:49,700
.

2398
01:11:49,700 --> 01:11:50,700
.

2399
01:11:50,700 --> 01:11:51,700
.

2400
01:11:51,700 --> 01:11:52,700
.

2401
01:11:52,700 --> 01:11:54,660
all the way up to the door.

2402
01:11:54,660 --> 01:11:56,540
You can open the door and just hop right in the car.

2403
01:11:56,540 --> 01:11:59,440
I said, damn, who drives in the grass and shit?

2404
01:11:59,440 --> 01:12:00,280
No.

2405
01:12:00,280 --> 01:12:01,100
Not that.

2406
01:12:01,100 --> 01:12:02,380
No, Volkswagen station wagon.

2407
01:12:02,380 --> 01:12:03,780
Oh, Volkswagen, okay.

2408
01:12:03,780 --> 01:12:04,620
Yeah.

2409
01:12:04,620 --> 01:12:05,460
What's that first word?

2410
01:12:05,460 --> 01:12:07,420
That's that Volkswagen, that's that station wagon.

2411
01:12:07,420 --> 01:12:08,260
Orange?

2412
01:12:08,260 --> 01:12:09,820
Yeah, Jason Friday, 13, be driving.

2413
01:12:09,820 --> 01:12:10,660
Close enough.

2414
01:12:10,660 --> 01:12:11,500
Yeah, yeah.

2415
01:12:11,500 --> 01:12:12,680
Volkswagen.

2416
01:12:12,680 --> 01:12:13,520
That?

2417
01:12:13,520 --> 01:12:16,180
Hell yeah, right there, the fourth car.

2418
01:12:16,180 --> 01:12:18,100
The fourth one, right there, yeah.

2419
01:12:18,100 --> 01:12:18,940
Damn, dude.

2420
01:12:18,940 --> 01:12:20,100
Oh, that's dope as hell.

2421
01:12:20,100 --> 01:12:21,300
Man used to pick us up in that shit.

2422
01:12:21,300 --> 01:12:23,380
We used to get in the car, be mad as hell

2423
01:12:23,380 --> 01:12:24,740
cause it was ugly back then.

2424
01:12:24,740 --> 01:12:25,580
Man, that's good.

2425
01:12:25,580 --> 01:12:27,580
Everybody looking at you, coming straight out to school,

2426
01:12:27,580 --> 01:12:29,380
hopping in the car, and you would go to the back door.

2427
01:12:29,380 --> 01:12:30,220
Damn.

2428
01:12:30,220 --> 01:12:31,780
That looks like the shortest bus.

2429
01:12:31,780 --> 01:12:33,100
You want to drop your, drop your.

2430
01:12:33,100 --> 01:12:33,940
Yeah.

2431
01:12:33,940 --> 01:12:36,980
Yeah, that's the car you had right there, that orange one.

2432
01:12:36,980 --> 01:12:40,060
You want to drop your off a block before?

2433
01:12:40,060 --> 01:12:40,900
Damn.

2434
01:12:40,900 --> 01:12:42,500
Man, that car, I remember that car, bro.

2435
01:12:42,500 --> 01:12:44,740
Was it like Uncle Buck, you remember when he would drop,

2436
01:12:44,740 --> 01:12:47,500
drop that girl off on Uncle Buck in 1989,

2437
01:12:47,500 --> 01:12:50,900
and then like, he would, his car would be farting and shit,

2438
01:12:50,900 --> 01:12:53,620
and then like, he made it loud so everybody like,

2439
01:12:53,620 --> 01:12:56,620
in the school could know that that car was like hers.

2440
01:12:56,620 --> 01:12:57,940
What the hell is he talking about?

2441
01:12:57,940 --> 01:12:59,180
I never heard that.

2442
01:12:59,180 --> 01:13:00,020
You never seen that?

2443
01:13:00,020 --> 01:13:01,420
I'm glad you're the first guest to say that.

2444
01:13:01,420 --> 01:13:02,260
You are the first one.

2445
01:13:02,260 --> 01:13:04,540
Wait, hold on, I'll show you, hold on.

2446
01:13:04,540 --> 01:13:06,700
Let me show you, 1989, look.

2447
01:13:06,700 --> 01:13:07,540
Uncle Buck.

2448
01:13:09,260 --> 01:13:10,580
The hell, I ain't heard this story ever.

2449
01:13:10,580 --> 01:13:12,540
You never seen Uncle Buck?

2450
01:13:12,540 --> 01:13:14,020
Most people are like.

2451
01:13:14,020 --> 01:13:16,180
Right there, look, see right there.

2452
01:13:16,180 --> 01:13:17,820
Like when he drops, in the movie,

2453
01:13:17,820 --> 01:13:19,540
he drops her off to school like.

2454
01:13:19,540 --> 01:13:21,420
It has a backfire on it.

2455
01:13:21,420 --> 01:13:22,260
Yeah, it is.

2456
01:13:22,260 --> 01:13:23,100
Okay.

2457
01:13:23,100 --> 01:13:24,260
He said it was farting.

2458
01:13:24,260 --> 01:13:25,100
Yeah, he's saying fart.

2459
01:13:25,100 --> 01:13:26,300
Dude, trust me, when you see it, you'll be like,

2460
01:13:26,300 --> 01:13:27,140
that car is not my movie.

2461
01:13:27,140 --> 01:13:27,980
What's the name of the movie?

2462
01:13:27,980 --> 01:13:28,820
Uncle Buck.

2463
01:13:28,820 --> 01:13:29,820
You got John Candy.

2464
01:13:29,820 --> 01:13:31,300
Mike Epps made a remake to it.

2465
01:13:31,300 --> 01:13:32,140
He did.

2466
01:13:32,140 --> 01:13:33,860
Uncle Buck, it was a TV show, yeah.

2467
01:13:33,860 --> 01:13:34,940
I guess I gotta look for that.

2468
01:13:34,940 --> 01:13:36,140
Dude, you need to.

2469
01:13:36,140 --> 01:13:37,180
Uncle Buck is a great movie.

2470
01:13:37,180 --> 01:13:38,460
This movie right here is the shit.

2471
01:13:38,460 --> 01:13:39,300
It looked like he was pretty good.

2472
01:13:39,300 --> 01:13:40,140
I love John Candy.

2473
01:13:40,140 --> 01:13:41,260
He said Uncle Buck with the black hat on in the middle.

2474
01:13:41,260 --> 01:13:42,580
Yep, John Candy.

2475
01:13:42,580 --> 01:13:43,420
You remember him?

2476
01:13:43,420 --> 01:13:44,260
Oh, I remember John Candy.

2477
01:13:44,260 --> 01:13:45,380
Remember when he did Buster Millions?

2478
01:13:45,380 --> 01:13:49,660
Yeah, yeah, he passed away.

2479
01:13:49,660 --> 01:13:50,500
Man, he was a great comedian.

2480
01:13:50,500 --> 01:13:51,340
See, here go the car.

2481
01:13:51,340 --> 01:13:52,180
Oh yeah, that's it.

2482
01:13:52,180 --> 01:13:53,020
That's my dad.

2483
01:13:53,020 --> 01:13:53,860
Up here, here it is in the dark.

2484
01:13:53,860 --> 01:13:54,940
You can still see the flames too, man.

2485
01:13:54,940 --> 01:13:55,780
Yeah.

2486
01:13:55,780 --> 01:13:56,940
One thing about the Volkswagen,

2487
01:13:56,940 --> 01:13:58,980
my dad used to cruise and he drove slow.

2488
01:14:00,140 --> 01:14:01,900
Cause he smoked weed and shit back in the day.

2489
01:14:01,900 --> 01:14:05,420
I didn't know about it until I went into his shoe box.

2490
01:14:05,420 --> 01:14:08,300
You ever, your mom and dad ever have a secret closet,

2491
01:14:08,300 --> 01:14:10,140
some of their closets secret?

2492
01:14:10,140 --> 01:14:11,460
You might run into it.

2493
01:14:11,460 --> 01:14:13,980
It might be a liquor stash.

2494
01:14:13,980 --> 01:14:15,820
You know, it might be where his gun is.

2495
01:14:15,820 --> 01:14:17,700
You know, all that stupid stuff as a kid,

2496
01:14:17,700 --> 01:14:19,860
you go search, like me.

2497
01:14:19,860 --> 01:14:23,420
When I found out it wasn't no Santa Claus and shit,

2498
01:14:23,420 --> 01:14:25,300
it was amazing cause I found all the toys.

2499
01:14:25,300 --> 01:14:26,140
Yeah.

2500
01:14:26,140 --> 01:14:27,620
And said, ooh, mom hit the toys.

2501
01:14:27,620 --> 01:14:29,500
How old were you?

2502
01:14:29,500 --> 01:14:31,340
How old were you when you found out there was no-

2503
01:14:31,340 --> 01:14:33,780
I was probably about nine or 10.

2504
01:14:33,780 --> 01:14:34,620
Oh, thank God.

2505
01:14:34,620 --> 01:14:35,460
What?

2506
01:14:35,460 --> 01:14:36,380
Same, same, man.

2507
01:14:36,380 --> 01:14:38,900
They said there's something wrong with that.

2508
01:14:40,020 --> 01:14:42,220
The struggle is real when you find your parents say,

2509
01:14:42,220 --> 01:14:43,340
shit, I gotta go.

2510
01:14:43,340 --> 01:14:45,700
Nine or 10 years old when you found out there was no Santa Claus.

2511
01:14:45,700 --> 01:14:46,860
Man, I used to be sneaky as a motherfucker.

2512
01:14:46,860 --> 01:14:50,060
I used to be, you know, Christmas Eve,

2513
01:14:50,060 --> 01:14:52,140
you're supposed to be in the bed waiting for your parents.

2514
01:14:52,140 --> 01:14:53,780
Waiting for Santa Claus to come.

2515
01:14:53,780 --> 01:14:55,380
Oh, no, I slept when I opened.

2516
01:14:55,380 --> 01:14:57,780
I was like, shit, something going on in there.

2517
01:14:57,780 --> 01:14:59,740
I was going to peek through cracks and shit,

2518
01:14:59,740 --> 01:15:02,820
seeing them moving bicycles and presents and shit.

2519
01:15:02,820 --> 01:15:04,420
I said, damn, that's who Santa Claus is.

2520
01:15:04,420 --> 01:15:07,540
That's what drew me to go look in his closet.

2521
01:15:07,540 --> 01:15:09,300
Something in their closet right there.

2522
01:15:09,300 --> 01:15:10,620
They keep going in their damn closet.

2523
01:15:10,620 --> 01:15:12,900
I went in there and I seen all them gifts in there.

2524
01:15:12,900 --> 01:15:15,340
I remember being buried up under the clothes and shit.

2525
01:15:15,340 --> 01:15:16,500
I was like, hell yeah.

2526
01:15:16,500 --> 01:15:18,700
You don't think that's old, nine or 10?

2527
01:15:18,700 --> 01:15:20,300
To know that-

2528
01:15:20,300 --> 01:15:22,580
Brandon, he didn't have the internet, man.

2529
01:15:22,580 --> 01:15:23,420
Yeah.

2530
01:15:23,420 --> 01:15:25,540
No access to all the-

2531
01:15:25,540 --> 01:15:26,660
That's still not a reason.

2532
01:15:26,660 --> 01:15:28,820
How would you find out?

2533
01:15:28,820 --> 01:15:29,660
Let me see.

2534
01:15:29,660 --> 01:15:30,580
I mean, I can't even remember.

2535
01:15:30,580 --> 01:15:33,020
It couldn't have been anything past.

2536
01:15:34,100 --> 01:15:35,740
Dom found out in Afghanistan.

2537
01:15:35,740 --> 01:15:36,580
Damn.

2538
01:15:36,580 --> 01:15:38,900
I mean, I would have to be like six or something,

2539
01:15:38,900 --> 01:15:40,180
six or seven.

2540
01:15:40,180 --> 01:15:42,260
There's no way it was anything past that.

2541
01:15:42,260 --> 01:15:43,100
Yeah.

2542
01:15:43,100 --> 01:15:45,020
I think I was probably like seven or eight.

2543
01:15:45,020 --> 01:15:46,300
I give or take, I might be-

2544
01:15:46,300 --> 01:15:47,140
What grade is that?

2545
01:15:47,140 --> 01:15:47,980
Like third grade.

2546
01:15:47,980 --> 01:15:49,220
I might be off a little bit.

2547
01:15:49,220 --> 01:15:50,420
It's the one around that age group,

2548
01:15:50,420 --> 01:15:51,460
that fourth or fifth grade.

2549
01:15:51,460 --> 01:15:53,740
I remember that, did y'all,

2550
01:15:53,740 --> 01:15:55,020
when y'all went trick or treating as a kid,

2551
01:15:55,020 --> 01:15:57,660
did your parents used to hide the candy and shit?

2552
01:15:57,660 --> 01:15:59,660
My mom wouldn't let us go trick or treating.

2553
01:15:59,660 --> 01:16:00,500
Oh man, it was mean as hell.

2554
01:16:00,500 --> 01:16:01,340
Damn, for real?

2555
01:16:01,340 --> 01:16:02,180
Damn, man.

2556
01:16:02,180 --> 01:16:03,020
Goddamn.

2557
01:16:03,020 --> 01:16:04,740
Because of that damn Christian religion.

2558
01:16:04,740 --> 01:16:06,900
Well, my grandparents weren't like that, man.

2559
01:16:06,900 --> 01:16:08,220
We got to go trick or treating.

2560
01:16:08,220 --> 01:16:10,940
We just couldn't wear any costumes that were like

2561
01:16:10,940 --> 01:16:14,140
sacrilegious or like devil worshippers.

2562
01:16:14,140 --> 01:16:16,500
Like I had to go as like a penguin and shit,

2563
01:16:16,500 --> 01:16:20,140
a banana, George Bush, good Christian icons.

2564
01:16:20,140 --> 01:16:20,980
W.

2565
01:16:20,980 --> 01:16:23,340
And when I was young, shit, we had no money,

2566
01:16:23,340 --> 01:16:25,980
so we just put sheets over our head, cut holes in them.

2567
01:16:25,980 --> 01:16:26,820
I can't do that.

2568
01:16:26,820 --> 01:16:27,660
With our eyes.

2569
01:16:27,660 --> 01:16:28,500
Oh, no you can't.

2570
01:16:28,500 --> 01:16:29,500
I like that.

2571
01:16:31,780 --> 01:16:33,620
We couldn't do that one, dude.

2572
01:16:33,620 --> 01:16:35,220
And trust me, we had them.

2573
01:16:35,220 --> 01:16:37,540
We just couldn't do it.

2574
01:16:37,540 --> 01:16:40,140
Dude, I got cut off on Halloween, man, one time,

2575
01:16:40,140 --> 01:16:43,180
because I was in a Mario suit in second grade

2576
01:16:43,180 --> 01:16:44,700
and somebody opened the door and they were like,

2577
01:16:44,700 --> 01:16:45,540
you want some candy?

2578
01:16:45,540 --> 01:16:47,620
As soon as she opened the door, she had a Yorkie.

2579
01:16:47,620 --> 01:16:49,100
And the Yorkie came charging at me.

2580
01:16:49,100 --> 01:16:50,980
This is why I was still terrified of the dogs.

2581
01:16:50,980 --> 01:16:52,460
So dude, I'm just in her yard,

2582
01:16:52,460 --> 01:16:54,420
just running for every fucking thing.

2583
01:16:54,420 --> 01:16:56,140
Not giving a fuck, terrified.

2584
01:16:56,140 --> 01:16:57,300
And then when I got in the car,

2585
01:16:57,300 --> 01:16:59,220
they were like, you're not doing shit else.

2586
01:16:59,220 --> 01:17:01,900
So sit back and watch all these other kids get candy.

2587
01:17:01,900 --> 01:17:04,740
Man, I met your mom, you had a cool mom, man.

2588
01:17:04,740 --> 01:17:05,580
Thank you, man.

2589
01:17:05,580 --> 01:17:06,420
I met Brando's mom.

2590
01:17:06,420 --> 01:17:09,020
She came to the open mic, our host.

2591
01:17:09,020 --> 01:17:10,420
What's that called?

2592
01:17:10,420 --> 01:17:12,700
It's the first open mic with a twist.

2593
01:17:12,700 --> 01:17:13,940
And when I said twist,

2594
01:17:13,940 --> 01:17:17,460
you have two different sectors of the show.

2595
01:17:17,460 --> 01:17:20,220
First show, first set, you got three minutes set to do.

2596
01:17:20,220 --> 01:17:23,980
Second set, you have two minutes and you can improv.

2597
01:17:23,980 --> 01:17:25,340
And she came, we had a good damn time.

2598
01:17:25,340 --> 01:17:26,620
She tell you we had a good time?

2599
01:17:26,620 --> 01:17:28,260
Oh yeah, man, she was like, yeah, she was like,

2600
01:17:28,260 --> 01:17:29,180
she had a blast.

2601
01:17:29,180 --> 01:17:31,700
And then, yeah, she explained how she met Don Tan stuff.

2602
01:17:31,700 --> 01:17:32,540
It was cool.

2603
01:17:32,540 --> 01:17:34,260
We tried to call this nigga, he didn't answer the phone.

2604
01:17:34,260 --> 01:17:36,140
He was with his family.

2605
01:17:36,140 --> 01:17:37,860
I said, that's a lot, because his family right here.

2606
01:17:37,860 --> 01:17:40,100
No, I'm out on a date with my girl's family.

2607
01:17:40,100 --> 01:17:40,940
We were at dinner.

2608
01:17:40,940 --> 01:17:42,900
This nigga said he's with his family,

2609
01:17:42,900 --> 01:17:43,740
his family over here.

2610
01:17:43,740 --> 01:17:47,220
Wait, Brandon, what'd your mom say about Dante?

2611
01:17:47,220 --> 01:17:50,860
Oh yeah, she was like, man, I saw this dude early.

2612
01:17:50,860 --> 01:17:52,700
He was builtin', it was like some gay dude.

2613
01:17:52,700 --> 01:17:53,540
You know what I'm sayin'?

2614
01:17:53,540 --> 01:17:55,540
I was like, and then she was like,

2615
01:17:55,540 --> 01:17:56,900
and then when I explained, she was like,

2616
01:17:56,900 --> 01:17:57,740
oh yeah, that's him.

2617
01:17:57,740 --> 01:17:59,220
But I was like, you're not gay.

2618
01:17:59,220 --> 01:18:02,500
Describing Dante as built, when he has an active limp,

2619
01:18:02,500 --> 01:18:04,500
his knee blew out.

2620
01:18:04,500 --> 01:18:06,500
Dante is lookin' for love, bro.

2621
01:18:06,500 --> 01:18:07,340
Oh, yeah.

2622
01:18:07,340 --> 01:18:08,180
He's lookin' for love.

2623
01:18:08,180 --> 01:18:09,020
He's gonna find it.

2624
01:18:09,020 --> 01:18:10,900
Yeah, he's castin' a wide net, dude.

2625
01:18:10,900 --> 01:18:11,740
Yes.

2626
01:18:11,740 --> 01:18:12,580
I ain't gonna lie.

2627
01:18:12,580 --> 01:18:13,420
Yeah.

2628
01:18:13,420 --> 01:18:16,660
Man, I can't wait to see him kiss.

2629
01:18:16,660 --> 01:18:17,500
I know this kid's gonna.

2630
01:18:17,500 --> 01:18:18,340
What?

2631
01:18:18,340 --> 01:18:19,660
I said I can't wait to see him what?

2632
01:18:19,660 --> 01:18:21,780
That kiss, that kiss's gonna be strong as hell,

2633
01:18:21,780 --> 01:18:22,620
whoever he kisses.

2634
01:18:22,620 --> 01:18:25,060
That is gonna be a strong kiss.

2635
01:18:25,060 --> 01:18:27,220
He gonna suck they fuckin' face.

2636
01:18:27,220 --> 01:18:29,260
That's what dude, I swear I'm gonna say that.

2637
01:18:29,260 --> 01:18:30,100
What?

2638
01:18:30,100 --> 01:18:33,460
Like, of Mice and Men, where he squeezes the fuckin' rat.

2639
01:18:33,460 --> 01:18:34,300
Because he loves it.

2640
01:18:34,300 --> 01:18:35,860
His kisses are like.

2641
01:18:35,860 --> 01:18:37,700
That nigga gonna kiss him as strong as fuck.

2642
01:18:37,700 --> 01:18:39,060
Oh, shit.

2643
01:18:39,060 --> 01:18:41,660
I'm talkin' about this, he gonna suck that damn face off.

2644
01:18:41,660 --> 01:18:46,660
Yeah, yeah, and tongue kiss, oh shit.

2645
01:18:47,100 --> 01:18:49,260
Because you know, he gonna want a French kiss him.

2646
01:18:49,260 --> 01:18:50,100
He gonna wanna use his tongue.

2647
01:18:50,100 --> 01:18:51,460
The tongue is comin' out for sure.

2648
01:18:51,460 --> 01:18:52,300
Oh, yeah, yeah.

2649
01:18:52,300 --> 01:18:53,140
He ain't gonna be no.

2650
01:18:53,140 --> 01:18:54,780
So, ladies, if you get your first kiss from him,

2651
01:18:54,780 --> 01:18:56,860
we just know the tongue gonna come out first.

2652
01:18:56,860 --> 01:18:57,700
Hell yeah.

2653
01:18:57,700 --> 01:18:59,900
And he gonna lick you in the face, and then just grab you.

2654
01:18:59,900 --> 01:19:01,980
And we're gonna set that date and show up here

2655
01:19:01,980 --> 01:19:02,820
on Climb College.

2656
01:19:02,820 --> 01:19:03,660
Yes, we are.

2657
01:19:03,660 --> 01:19:04,500
I think we have to now.

2658
01:19:04,500 --> 01:19:05,340
If he can make it quick.

2659
01:19:05,340 --> 01:19:06,180
He's a good lawyer, though.

2660
01:19:06,180 --> 01:19:07,940
Yeah, he will be the good lawyer.

2661
01:19:07,940 --> 01:19:10,900
He gonna fuckin' finesse the hell out there, girl.

2662
01:19:10,900 --> 01:19:12,180
Or she's gonna finesse him, you know.

2663
01:19:12,180 --> 01:19:13,900
It's amazing, when he get a girl,

2664
01:19:13,900 --> 01:19:16,260
it'll probably change his whole persona.

2665
01:19:16,260 --> 01:19:17,620
His whole personality.

2666
01:19:17,620 --> 01:19:19,540
The dude, because we just was on a show

2667
01:19:19,540 --> 01:19:21,300
with this dude named JT, and he said,

2668
01:19:21,300 --> 01:19:23,740
Dante has been like that his whole life.

2669
01:19:23,740 --> 01:19:24,580
I can believe it.

2670
01:19:24,580 --> 01:19:27,780
But he's natural, he's natural.

2671
01:19:27,780 --> 01:19:28,980
I ain't mean natural, but.

2672
01:19:30,980 --> 01:19:33,060
He's honest, and what's the word I wanna say?

2673
01:19:33,060 --> 01:19:33,900
Not honest, but.

2674
01:19:33,900 --> 01:19:34,740
Genuine.

2675
01:19:34,740 --> 01:19:35,580
Oh, genuine.

2676
01:19:35,580 --> 01:19:36,420
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2677
01:19:36,420 --> 01:19:37,860
100% that, no.

2678
01:19:37,860 --> 01:19:38,700
He ain't fake.

2679
01:19:38,700 --> 01:19:39,540
He's genuine.

2680
01:19:39,540 --> 01:19:41,700
He may be the most genuine person.

2681
01:19:41,700 --> 01:19:43,100
And man, he.

2682
01:19:43,100 --> 01:19:44,420
You have to be born like that.

2683
01:19:44,420 --> 01:19:48,060
And if I could say, if Happy was a person,

2684
01:19:49,300 --> 01:19:50,540
that'll be that nigga right there.

2685
01:19:50,540 --> 01:19:51,380
Yeah.

2686
01:19:51,380 --> 01:19:52,220
100%.

2687
01:19:52,220 --> 01:19:53,900
Do him when he's sad, literally.

2688
01:19:53,900 --> 01:19:54,740
Yeah.

2689
01:19:54,740 --> 01:19:55,580
Do him when he's sad.

2690
01:19:55,580 --> 01:19:57,900
Man, listen, man, he's a great guy, man.

2691
01:19:57,900 --> 01:19:58,740
Great dude.

2692
01:19:58,740 --> 01:19:59,580
Oh, hell yeah.

2693
01:19:59,580 --> 01:20:01,180
And y'all guys, y'all good, too.

2694
01:20:01,180 --> 01:20:04,020
I like the fact that all of us kinda started together.

2695
01:20:04,020 --> 01:20:05,460
It's crazy.

2696
01:20:05,460 --> 01:20:06,300
Yeah.

2697
01:20:06,300 --> 01:20:08,940
Oh, we had to, what's your open mic out there in Madison?

2698
01:20:08,940 --> 01:20:09,780
That's where I first started.

2699
01:20:09,780 --> 01:20:10,620
Yeah.

2700
01:20:10,620 --> 01:20:11,460
No, God.

2701
01:20:11,460 --> 01:20:14,340
You and, what's his name move to Alaska, what's his name?

2702
01:20:14,340 --> 01:20:15,180
Jalen. Jalen.

2703
01:20:15,180 --> 01:20:17,860
Yeah, that was some good times, man, just meeting the guys.

2704
01:20:17,860 --> 01:20:18,780
Miss you, Jalen.

2705
01:20:18,780 --> 01:20:20,220
Miss you. RIP, dude.

2706
01:20:20,220 --> 01:20:21,540
Yeah, yeah.

2707
01:20:21,540 --> 01:20:26,540
I'm not seeing, I pull up, I seen fucking Jake Muncie

2708
01:20:26,980 --> 01:20:28,900
and some dude out there doing karate and shit.

2709
01:20:28,900 --> 01:20:29,740
I was like, what the fuck is going on?

2710
01:20:29,740 --> 01:20:31,700
He was doing karate moves and shit.

2711
01:20:31,700 --> 01:20:32,540
What?

2712
01:20:32,540 --> 01:20:34,540
He was doing a jacob, what nobody hit.

2713
01:20:34,540 --> 01:20:36,780
Them niggas was this close to each other swinging

2714
01:20:36,780 --> 01:20:37,980
and then nobody get hit.

2715
01:20:40,340 --> 01:20:41,780
Did Jake fight a homeless guy?

2716
01:20:41,780 --> 01:20:44,780
He was, you were the, was that where him and Nico go down?

2717
01:20:44,780 --> 01:20:45,980
Man, it was swinging like a moth

2718
01:20:45,980 --> 01:20:46,860
when nobody getting touched.

2719
01:20:46,860 --> 01:20:50,020
I was like, God, then that's the first fucking fight

2720
01:20:50,020 --> 01:20:53,020
I seen where everybody on the sideline got hit.

2721
01:20:58,540 --> 01:21:01,500
Hey, so Mike, you gotta finish explaining the dish,

2722
01:21:01,500 --> 01:21:02,340
so you do.

2723
01:21:02,340 --> 01:21:03,380
The first part is stand up.

2724
01:21:03,380 --> 01:21:04,940
Yeah, the first part is stand up,

2725
01:21:04,940 --> 01:21:06,620
second part is improv.

2726
01:21:06,620 --> 01:21:08,940
So you get to come on stage and if you want to,

2727
01:21:08,940 --> 01:21:11,620
you can do a two minute set if you wanted to do something

2728
01:21:11,620 --> 01:21:15,060
else or you could choose a person to do improv with.

2729
01:21:15,060 --> 01:21:17,300
So it's fun because you can get up there and just,

2730
01:21:17,300 --> 01:21:21,220
you know, normally what I do is I give them a subject

2731
01:21:21,220 --> 01:21:23,140
or the crowd give them a subject and they reenact

2732
01:21:23,140 --> 01:21:25,620
whatever it is that they want to improv.

2733
01:21:25,620 --> 01:21:26,460
So it's cool.

2734
01:21:26,460 --> 01:21:28,060
It's really fun, you ain't got nothing like it out.

2735
01:21:28,060 --> 01:21:29,980
There's no other Mike like that here.

2736
01:21:29,980 --> 01:21:31,620
And it's a good time, man, you wanna come see it.

2737
01:21:31,620 --> 01:21:32,980
They got good food.

2738
01:21:32,980 --> 01:21:34,780
Oh, they got good food.

2739
01:21:34,780 --> 01:21:36,900
Now you got the dish, where's it at?

2740
01:21:36,900 --> 01:21:39,860
2005 pool drive right off of North Memorial Parkway.

2741
01:21:39,860 --> 01:21:42,900
Hell yeah, and I know that you can do something else there

2742
01:21:42,900 --> 01:21:45,620
and I want you to take us out with this.

2743
01:21:45,620 --> 01:21:47,340
You freestyle, right?

2744
01:21:47,340 --> 01:21:48,180
Hell yeah.

2745
01:21:48,180 --> 01:21:49,020
Come on now.

2746
01:21:49,020 --> 01:21:49,840
Oh shit.

2747
01:21:49,840 --> 01:21:50,680
Who can do a beat?

2748
01:21:50,680 --> 01:21:52,140
Me, definitely.

2749
01:21:52,140 --> 01:21:52,980
I'll hook you up.

2750
01:21:52,980 --> 01:21:53,820
All right, you ready?

2751
01:21:53,820 --> 01:21:55,220
He gonna beatbox.

2752
01:21:55,220 --> 01:21:56,060
He gonna beatbox.

2753
01:21:57,700 --> 01:21:58,540
Hold up.

2754
01:21:58,540 --> 01:22:03,540
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

2755
01:22:03,780 --> 01:22:08,060
Now we at the clown college, not community college.

2756
01:22:08,060 --> 01:22:09,940
And you see, I'm full of knowledge

2757
01:22:09,940 --> 01:22:12,620
and everybody know that I ain't garbage.

2758
01:22:12,620 --> 01:22:16,340
Sometimes I feel like this motherfucking beat

2759
01:22:16,340 --> 01:22:17,260
got me shaking.

2760
01:22:18,220 --> 01:22:20,860
Got me feeling like the earth is quaking.

2761
01:22:20,860 --> 01:22:23,060
Now that Coach Beat is tough,

2762
01:22:23,060 --> 01:22:25,220
Coach's breath smell like some fucking.

2763
01:22:25,220 --> 01:22:28,740
He always, he's beating for real.

2764
01:22:28,740 --> 01:22:29,580
Just let him go.

2765
01:22:29,580 --> 01:22:30,420
I lost.

2766
01:22:30,420 --> 01:22:32,100
Brandon can't hear you right now.

2767
01:22:32,100 --> 01:22:33,420
I lost fucking track.

2768
01:22:35,740 --> 01:22:37,140
Nigga, bring that beat back.

2769
01:22:37,140 --> 01:22:39,140
Blah, blah, blah, blah.

2770
01:22:44,140 --> 01:22:47,700
I would do the, man, let's just fuck my freestyle over.

2771
01:22:47,700 --> 01:22:50,100
That wasn't free right there, that was bondage.

2772
01:22:51,780 --> 01:22:53,380
Wait, I'm better with the pencils.

2773
01:22:53,380 --> 01:22:55,380
I'm better with the pencils.

2774
01:22:55,380 --> 01:22:58,460
For the love of God, somebody find a pencil right now.

2775
01:22:58,460 --> 01:23:00,060
There should be two over there.

2776
01:23:00,060 --> 01:23:00,900
I can do those way better.

2777
01:23:00,900 --> 01:23:01,740
Is there one by you?

2778
01:23:01,740 --> 01:23:02,820
I'll get you a real beat right here.

2779
01:23:02,820 --> 01:23:04,940
Y'all hope I ain't messing up y'all's podcast, bro.

2780
01:23:04,940 --> 01:23:05,900
Fuck no, this is amazing.

2781
01:23:05,900 --> 01:23:08,220
You making it better, dog, this is fun.

2782
01:23:08,220 --> 01:23:09,900
This is the best episode we've ever had.

2783
01:23:09,900 --> 01:23:11,460
We outside.

2784
01:23:11,460 --> 01:23:12,700
You can do one and you two.

2785
01:23:12,700 --> 01:23:13,540
I used to beatbox.

2786
01:23:13,540 --> 01:23:14,380
Anybody else got anything?

2787
01:23:14,380 --> 01:23:15,220
I used to beatbox.

2788
01:23:15,220 --> 01:23:16,060
Pen over there?

2789
01:23:16,060 --> 01:23:16,980
Go ahead.

2790
01:23:16,980 --> 01:23:18,220
Check it out, hold up, hold up.

2791
01:23:18,220 --> 01:23:19,260
Let's see, let's see.

2792
01:23:19,260 --> 01:23:24,260
Hey, Brandon, start freestyling.

2793
01:23:27,260 --> 01:23:28,900
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

2794
01:23:28,900 --> 01:23:30,900
rapping at college, got the feeling.

2795
01:23:30,900 --> 01:23:34,220
Hold on, wait, wait, okay, hold on.

2796
01:23:34,220 --> 01:23:35,420
Keep it going, keep it going, keep it going.

2797
01:23:35,420 --> 01:23:37,300
Hey, like that shit was hard, though.

2798
01:23:37,300 --> 01:23:38,140
That was good, dude.

2799
01:23:38,140 --> 01:23:38,980
Hell yeah.

2800
01:23:38,980 --> 01:23:41,060
Rapping at college, got the big mileage.

2801
01:23:41,060 --> 01:23:43,220
Come around here with my big old mileage.

2802
01:23:43,220 --> 01:23:45,500
Coming down here with the big old silence.

2803
01:23:45,500 --> 01:23:47,660
Coming down here with the big old tiling.

2804
01:23:47,660 --> 01:23:49,300
I'm talking to creative fans.

2805
01:23:51,020 --> 01:23:52,500
I got a big old pan.

2806
01:23:52,500 --> 01:23:53,620
I'm the man.

2807
01:23:53,620 --> 01:23:54,860
Wearing the tan.

2808
01:23:54,860 --> 01:23:56,020
Playing with plan.

2809
01:23:56,020 --> 01:23:58,100
Coming on down with them big old legs.

2810
01:23:58,100 --> 01:24:00,020
And look up top, you got the big old head.

2811
01:24:00,020 --> 01:24:02,060
Yeah, got no dress.

2812
01:24:02,060 --> 01:24:02,900
I'm not Ted.

2813
01:24:02,900 --> 01:24:04,900
Coming around here, I'm special head, El.

2814
01:24:04,900 --> 01:24:06,900
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

2815
01:24:06,900 --> 01:24:07,740
Hey!

2816
01:24:09,140 --> 01:24:11,180
Oh, wait, wait, hold on.

2817
01:24:11,180 --> 01:24:12,980
I got you, I got you.

2818
01:24:12,980 --> 01:24:13,820
Oh my God.

2819
01:24:13,820 --> 01:24:15,340
You're in class, I know you feel that.

2820
01:24:15,340 --> 01:24:17,420
You niggas out there, you're wearing helmets.

2821
01:24:17,420 --> 01:24:18,260
At the disc.

2822
01:24:18,260 --> 01:24:20,100
You're looking your best.

2823
01:24:20,100 --> 01:24:21,420
You actually got a football helmet

2824
01:24:21,420 --> 01:24:22,260
I can bring you next time.

2825
01:24:22,260 --> 01:24:23,100
He said you were.

2826
01:24:24,380 --> 01:24:26,860
Like I got my personal helmet, for real.

2827
01:24:26,860 --> 01:24:28,300
Yo, you know what's something else

2828
01:24:28,300 --> 01:24:29,260
when you get ready to do your work

2829
01:24:29,260 --> 01:24:32,020
and your teacher say, y'all, let's say a prayer.

2830
01:24:32,020 --> 01:24:34,420
Cause y'all motherfuckers gonna work me to death.

2831
01:24:35,620 --> 01:24:36,660
I was in special ed.

2832
01:24:37,940 --> 01:24:38,780
What'd you expect?

2833
01:24:38,780 --> 01:24:40,940
Hold on, what'd you in special ed or special needs?

2834
01:24:40,940 --> 01:24:41,900
Man, I'm gonna tell you what's crazy.

2835
01:24:41,900 --> 01:24:43,980
I was in special ed English.

2836
01:24:43,980 --> 01:24:47,500
But I was in like, geometry, math.

2837
01:24:47,500 --> 01:24:48,700
I was backwards in the motherfuckers.

2838
01:24:48,700 --> 01:24:51,380
I took human physiology.

2839
01:24:51,380 --> 01:24:52,620
But I was in special ed reading.

2840
01:24:52,620 --> 01:24:54,220
How the fuck they do that?

2841
01:24:54,220 --> 01:24:55,780
The government was just making money off me.

2842
01:24:55,780 --> 01:24:57,420
I was kinda, that's all it was.

2843
01:24:57,420 --> 01:24:58,780
How you gonna have somebody in a.

2844
01:24:58,780 --> 01:24:59,620
Did you get a check special ed?

2845
01:24:59,620 --> 01:25:01,260
I was in two special classes.

2846
01:25:01,260 --> 01:25:03,540
Special smart and special ed.

2847
01:25:04,980 --> 01:25:06,780
Smart and dumb at the same damn time.

2848
01:25:06,780 --> 01:25:08,220
Did you get a check for it though?

2849
01:25:08,220 --> 01:25:09,060
No, I didn't get no check.

2850
01:25:09,060 --> 01:25:09,900
Oh, you didn't get no check.

2851
01:25:09,900 --> 01:25:10,860
So you went all the way down in there.

2852
01:25:10,860 --> 01:25:12,300
No, they give checks for me and like that.

2853
01:25:12,300 --> 01:25:13,140
They give checks.

2854
01:25:13,140 --> 01:25:14,420
My boy got a check.

2855
01:25:14,420 --> 01:25:15,260
For being dumb?

2856
01:25:15,260 --> 01:25:16,820
Glendale Walker.

2857
01:25:16,820 --> 01:25:18,140
Being dumb, you can get a check.

2858
01:25:18,140 --> 01:25:18,980
Huh?

2859
01:25:18,980 --> 01:25:19,820
1000%.

2860
01:25:19,820 --> 01:25:22,580
He got a check every month when his mama got it.

2861
01:25:22,580 --> 01:25:24,420
That was some special shit going on.

2862
01:25:24,420 --> 01:25:26,260
Somebody was putting some money in there.

2863
01:25:26,260 --> 01:25:27,260
Is he smart?

2864
01:25:27,260 --> 01:25:29,100
No, he's in special ed.

2865
01:25:29,100 --> 01:25:30,860
He's so, it's like.

2866
01:25:30,860 --> 01:25:33,820
No, the reason I'm saying that,

2867
01:25:33,820 --> 01:25:35,300
cause some schools get money

2868
01:25:35,300 --> 01:25:36,780
when they put you in special ed.

2869
01:25:36,780 --> 01:25:39,420
And back in the 80s and the 90s,

2870
01:25:39,420 --> 01:25:41,900
they put a lot of black boys in special ed.

2871
01:25:41,900 --> 01:25:44,060
Cause the best football players and fighters and shit

2872
01:25:44,060 --> 01:25:45,460
was in special ed.

2873
01:25:45,460 --> 01:25:47,500
We had a running back that was in our special ed class.

2874
01:25:47,500 --> 01:25:51,060
He was like shit, running like a motherfucker.

2875
01:25:51,060 --> 01:25:52,740
But he just couldn't do words and such.

2876
01:25:52,740 --> 01:25:54,460
No, he would be reading his words and shit

2877
01:25:54,460 --> 01:25:55,620
and he'd get to a word he ain't know.

2878
01:25:55,620 --> 01:25:56,620
He'd say big word.

2879
01:25:56,620 --> 01:25:57,460
Oh my God.

2880
01:26:01,100 --> 01:26:03,020
Such and such and such and such as that big word.

2881
01:26:03,020 --> 01:26:03,860
Guess what happened?

2882
01:26:03,860 --> 01:26:06,100
Guess what happened when he said big word?

2883
01:26:06,100 --> 01:26:06,940
What happened?

2884
01:26:06,940 --> 01:26:08,340
Everybody repeated big word.

2885
01:26:08,340 --> 01:26:12,700
Now sound it out ladies and gentlemen.

2886
01:26:12,700 --> 01:26:13,540
Hell yeah.

2887
01:26:15,540 --> 01:26:17,180
Lincoln Lincoln.

2888
01:26:19,180 --> 01:26:20,380
I had to do that also.

2889
01:26:23,260 --> 01:26:25,820
Did you have to read the like old people sometimes?

2890
01:26:25,820 --> 01:26:29,380
Man, we had a Dick and Jane book.

2891
01:26:29,380 --> 01:26:31,540
That's how I learned to read.

2892
01:26:31,540 --> 01:26:33,340
What grade was you in when you read Dick and Jane?

2893
01:26:33,340 --> 01:26:35,140
These dudes in special ed class

2894
01:26:35,140 --> 01:26:37,220
turned into a poem fucking story.

2895
01:26:37,220 --> 01:26:40,340
Because they just know the name of the book.

2896
01:26:40,340 --> 01:26:41,780
You know with some funny ass niggas,

2897
01:26:41,780 --> 01:26:43,060
they're funny as fuck too.

2898
01:26:43,060 --> 01:26:43,900
Comedians and niggas.

2899
01:26:43,900 --> 01:26:44,740
Oh hell yeah.

2900
01:26:46,740 --> 01:26:47,540
Fun with Dick and Jane,

2901
01:26:47,540 --> 01:26:49,140
that's where the movie came from, this book?

2902
01:26:49,140 --> 01:26:49,980
I've never seen the movie.

2903
01:26:49,980 --> 01:26:51,700
This book was like the QS George.

2904
01:26:51,700 --> 01:26:52,540
You know QS George?

2905
01:26:52,540 --> 01:26:53,380
Yeah, I know QS George.

2906
01:26:53,380 --> 01:26:54,340
The man with the big hat.

2907
01:26:54,340 --> 01:26:55,180
Ooh yeah.

2908
01:26:55,180 --> 01:26:56,660
It was next up.

2909
01:26:56,660 --> 01:26:58,380
Can you read that right now?

2910
01:26:58,380 --> 01:26:59,220
Yeah I can.

2911
01:26:59,220 --> 01:27:00,060
Perfect.

2912
01:27:00,060 --> 01:27:00,980
The

2913
01:27:00,980 --> 01:27:02,100
Ick

2914
01:27:02,100 --> 01:27:02,940
and

2915
01:27:02,940 --> 01:27:03,780
mmm.

2916
01:27:03,780 --> 01:27:07,260
Ooh they're gonna pay you for that?

2917
01:27:07,260 --> 01:27:09,900
Ooh look Dick, look Jane, look and see.

2918
01:27:09,900 --> 01:27:11,180
See baby, see see.

2919
01:27:11,180 --> 01:27:14,420
Oh oh oh Dick, look and see, see baby.

2920
01:27:14,420 --> 01:27:15,260
It is wild.

2921
01:27:15,260 --> 01:27:17,380
That's weird as shit, I couldn't read that.

2922
01:27:17,380 --> 01:27:18,220
Oh Dick.

2923
01:27:18,220 --> 01:27:19,060
I'm good.

2924
01:27:19,060 --> 01:27:21,860
Could you imagine, they even had a story called Moby Dick.

2925
01:27:21,860 --> 01:27:22,940
What the fuck?

2926
01:27:22,940 --> 01:27:23,780
Oh man I remember that one.

2927
01:27:23,780 --> 01:27:25,420
The great white whale, dude.

2928
01:27:25,420 --> 01:27:26,260
Just like my car.

2929
01:27:26,260 --> 01:27:27,700
Why is Dick always in the,

2930
01:27:27,700 --> 01:27:28,660
you said Dick was,

2931
01:27:28,660 --> 01:27:30,900
was that you with the Richard joke with Dick?

2932
01:27:30,900 --> 01:27:31,740
I don't think so.

2933
01:27:31,740 --> 01:27:32,560
That's Charlie.

2934
01:27:32,560 --> 01:27:33,400
That's Charlie, yeah.

2935
01:27:33,400 --> 01:27:34,240
That's the other white.

2936
01:27:34,240 --> 01:27:35,060
The other white.

2937
01:27:35,060 --> 01:27:35,900
Yeah.

2938
01:27:35,900 --> 01:27:36,740
That's our answer.

2939
01:27:36,740 --> 01:27:38,780
How did it get Richard and Dick crossed up though?

2940
01:27:38,780 --> 01:27:39,620
I don't know.

2941
01:27:39,620 --> 01:27:40,940
I don't know how that came.

2942
01:27:40,940 --> 01:27:41,780
That's why I want to name my kid.

2943
01:27:41,780 --> 01:27:42,620
Google that shit.

2944
01:27:42,620 --> 01:27:44,380
It's like James and Jimmy, dude.

2945
01:27:44,380 --> 01:27:45,220
Yeah James, Jim.

2946
01:27:45,220 --> 01:27:46,500
Let's see Richard and Dick.

2947
01:27:46,500 --> 01:27:50,060
How did it, Richard doesn't have an Ick in it?

2948
01:27:50,060 --> 01:27:50,900
Let's see right.

2949
01:27:50,900 --> 01:27:51,720
Richard and Dick.

2950
01:27:51,720 --> 01:27:52,560
Yes he does.

2951
01:27:52,560 --> 01:27:54,580
Mike, Mike you know fridge has the letter D in it,

2952
01:27:54,580 --> 01:27:57,220
but refrigerator doesn't have the letter D in it.

2953
01:27:57,220 --> 01:27:58,260
Ah.

2954
01:27:58,260 --> 01:27:59,100
Okay.

2955
01:27:59,100 --> 01:28:00,300
Damn that's, let's see.

2956
01:28:00,300 --> 01:28:02,860
Dick is a nickname most often for Richard,

2957
01:28:02,860 --> 01:28:04,900
which likely originated in the Middle Ages

2958
01:28:04,900 --> 01:28:06,860
as rhyming slang for Rick,

2959
01:28:06,860 --> 01:28:10,580
as did William Will, Bill, and Robert Robb, Bob.

2960
01:28:10,580 --> 01:28:12,980
The association with penis is more recent,

2961
01:28:12,980 --> 01:28:17,020
arising from Dick becoming a cliche name for any man.

2962
01:28:17,020 --> 01:28:18,980
And then Tom, Dick, and Harry.

2963
01:28:18,980 --> 01:28:19,980
Tom, Dick, and Harry, yep.

2964
01:28:19,980 --> 01:28:23,860
So they, fuck that's crazy.

2965
01:28:23,860 --> 01:28:26,020
They crossed their name up with a real Dick.

2966
01:28:26,020 --> 01:28:26,840
Yeah.

2967
01:28:26,840 --> 01:28:27,860
He was a dickhead, wasn't he?

2968
01:28:27,860 --> 01:28:30,220
He was like, somebody didn't nobody like.

2969
01:28:30,220 --> 01:28:31,980
Gonna name my kid Richard.

2970
01:28:31,980 --> 01:28:33,500
Rick and Dick.

2971
01:28:33,500 --> 01:28:34,340
Thank you.

2972
01:28:34,340 --> 01:28:35,180
Dick Willis.

2973
01:28:35,180 --> 01:28:37,780
Just thinking the 1800s, that was wild as hell wasn't it?

2974
01:28:37,780 --> 01:28:38,620
It's at the 1800s?

2975
01:28:38,620 --> 01:28:39,820
It was at the 1800s?

2976
01:28:39,820 --> 01:28:41,540
Uh, I think they did it like.

2977
01:28:41,540 --> 01:28:42,380
They said Middle Ages.

2978
01:28:42,380 --> 01:28:43,220
Middle Ages a little bit before the 1800s.

2979
01:28:43,220 --> 01:28:45,500
Oh, 15, 1600s, 15, 1600s.

2980
01:28:45,500 --> 01:28:46,340
Little bit.

2981
01:28:46,340 --> 01:28:47,180
It's a tap.

2982
01:28:47,180 --> 01:28:49,220
So how far back did the word dick go?

2983
01:28:49,220 --> 01:28:51,060
Oh dude, let's see.

2984
01:28:51,060 --> 01:28:52,740
Because dude I know it goes back to Asia.

2985
01:28:52,740 --> 01:28:54,460
So I wonder was that word used,

2986
01:28:54,460 --> 01:28:55,700
oh can I suck your dick?

2987
01:28:55,700 --> 01:28:56,940
No they said that's newer.

2988
01:28:56,940 --> 01:28:57,780
No that's a new one.

2989
01:28:57,780 --> 01:28:58,740
They saying it's new.

2990
01:28:58,740 --> 01:28:59,980
So what did they call penises?

2991
01:28:59,980 --> 01:29:01,420
I didn't mean to say that like that.

2992
01:29:01,420 --> 01:29:02,260
No it's alright.

2993
01:29:02,260 --> 01:29:05,260
You know who, is if you don't have to.

2994
01:29:05,260 --> 01:29:08,340
Can I just say, I know I'm full of it.

2995
01:29:08,340 --> 01:29:09,540
Like y'all got a bunch of Christians

2996
01:29:09,540 --> 01:29:11,100
watching your podcast and it's like.

2997
01:29:11,100 --> 01:29:12,460
There's not a one I can't see it.

2998
01:29:12,460 --> 01:29:15,860
This is the catholic's number one fucking podcast.

2999
01:29:15,860 --> 01:29:16,700
I got you.

3000
01:29:16,700 --> 01:29:17,980
Baptist and.

3001
01:29:17,980 --> 01:29:21,100
Probably a big huge Jewish fan base is what I'm guessing.

3002
01:29:21,100 --> 01:29:22,500
Oh yeah dude.

3003
01:29:22,500 --> 01:29:25,260
This podcast is ran by the Baptist Association.

3004
01:29:25,260 --> 01:29:32,260
Hell we were opening up the book of criminals.

3005
01:29:32,260 --> 01:29:36,260
The book of numbers, sorry.

3006
01:29:36,260 --> 01:29:38,500
Can you turn to the book of judges?

3007
01:29:38,500 --> 01:29:43,700
So that word started in mid 17th century.

3008
01:29:43,700 --> 01:29:47,420
Dick became a slang for a man as a sexual partner.

3009
01:29:47,420 --> 01:29:51,580
For example in 1665 the English rogue by Richard Head,

3010
01:29:51,580 --> 01:29:55,380
a dick pro occurred to impregnate a character

3011
01:29:55,380 --> 01:29:58,340
that is having difficulty conceiving.

3012
01:29:58,340 --> 01:29:59,660
His name is Dick Head.

3013
01:29:59,660 --> 01:30:00,500
I heard that.

3014
01:30:00,500 --> 01:30:01,340
I heard that.

3015
01:30:01,340 --> 01:30:02,180
I heard that.

3016
01:30:02,180 --> 01:30:03,300
Yo.

3017
01:30:03,300 --> 01:30:07,060
He said this, he said the next dick I pick up for her

3018
01:30:07,060 --> 01:30:11,060
was a man of a color as contrary to the former

3019
01:30:11,060 --> 01:30:13,900
as light is to darkness being squarty

3020
01:30:13,900 --> 01:30:17,980
for whose hair was as black, as slow,

3021
01:30:17,980 --> 01:30:21,900
middle stuttered, well set, both strong and active.

3022
01:30:21,900 --> 01:30:22,740
BBC.

3023
01:30:22,740 --> 01:30:24,060
Yeah that's what it sounds like.

3024
01:30:24,060 --> 01:30:25,460
That's what it was BBC.

3025
01:30:25,460 --> 01:30:26,300
BBC.

3026
01:30:26,300 --> 01:30:27,260
That's the old BBC.

3027
01:30:27,260 --> 01:30:30,500
We were falling down back in the start of the evil times.

3028
01:30:30,500 --> 01:30:32,260
Damn they came up.

3029
01:30:32,260 --> 01:30:33,540
They had a mandingo back then.

3030
01:30:33,540 --> 01:30:35,660
We got it.

3031
01:30:35,660 --> 01:30:36,700
Dick.

3032
01:30:36,700 --> 01:30:37,580
That's crazy bro.

3033
01:30:37,580 --> 01:30:38,540
Came from us man.

3034
01:30:38,540 --> 01:30:40,540
We got that dick.

3035
01:30:40,540 --> 01:30:41,540
In the 1500s.

3036
01:30:41,540 --> 01:30:42,380
Hell yeah.

3037
01:30:42,380 --> 01:30:43,220
Brand in 17th.

3038
01:30:43,220 --> 01:30:44,060
Real black power.

3039
01:30:44,060 --> 01:30:45,020
It's in 1700s.

3040
01:30:45,020 --> 01:30:45,940
It says 17th.

3041
01:30:45,940 --> 01:30:46,620
17th century.

3042
01:30:46,620 --> 01:30:50,540
Wait yeah 17th century the first time was 1665 in satire.

3043
01:30:51,500 --> 01:30:52,340
Satire style.

3044
01:30:52,340 --> 01:30:54,260
The English Rogue by Richard Head.

3045
01:30:54,260 --> 01:30:55,100
Or Dickhead.

3046
01:30:55,100 --> 01:30:55,940
Richard Head.

3047
01:30:55,940 --> 01:30:56,780
Damn.

3048
01:30:56,780 --> 01:30:58,380
Richard Head you did say Dickhead.

3049
01:30:58,380 --> 01:30:59,220
Yeah yeah.

3050
01:30:59,220 --> 01:31:00,060
This is what he looked like.

3051
01:31:00,060 --> 01:31:00,900
He sure do look like Dickhead.

3052
01:31:00,900 --> 01:31:01,740
He do look like a Dickhead.

3053
01:31:01,740 --> 01:31:03,060
He was freak as hell.

3054
01:31:03,060 --> 01:31:03,980
He probably was.

3055
01:31:03,980 --> 01:31:05,100
Imagine back in those days.

3056
01:31:05,100 --> 01:31:05,940
This nigga was a freak.

3057
01:31:05,940 --> 01:31:07,220
I bet he crossed dressed too.

3058
01:31:07,220 --> 01:31:08,580
Look at that dress he got on.

3059
01:31:08,580 --> 01:31:09,420
Damn.

3060
01:31:11,300 --> 01:31:12,620
All right Mike.

3061
01:31:12,620 --> 01:31:15,180
The ghostly Muhammad Ali going back that means

3062
01:31:15,180 --> 01:31:16,740
we went overtime because it was just so fun

3063
01:31:16,740 --> 01:31:17,660
talking to you man.

3064
01:31:17,660 --> 01:31:18,500
I'm sorry.

3065
01:31:18,500 --> 01:31:19,540
No no no that's good.

3066
01:31:19,540 --> 01:31:20,540
That's a good thing.

3067
01:31:20,540 --> 01:31:23,020
All right if you want to and this camera right here.

3068
01:31:23,020 --> 01:31:24,740
You gonna say anything you got coming up?

3069
01:31:24,740 --> 01:31:26,020
All of your socials.

3070
01:31:27,380 --> 01:31:28,220
All right cool.

3071
01:31:29,260 --> 01:31:31,620
And where the people can find you?

3072
01:31:31,620 --> 01:31:33,940
You can find me right here in Huntsville Alabama.

3073
01:31:33,940 --> 01:31:36,420
Been a barber in Huntsville since 1994.

3074
01:31:36,420 --> 01:31:38,260
The name of my barber shop is Mike and Bill's

3075
01:31:38,260 --> 01:31:39,780
Presidential Barbershop.

3076
01:31:39,780 --> 01:31:41,340
We're right here in Huntsville.

3077
01:31:41,340 --> 01:31:43,500
You can find me on all social media platforms.

3078
01:31:43,500 --> 01:31:48,420
Ten stacks one zero S-T-A-C-K-S-S.

3079
01:31:48,420 --> 01:31:52,740
I host a mic at the Dish which is on 2005 Pool Drive

3080
01:31:52,740 --> 01:31:54,060
Huntsville Alabama.

3081
01:31:54,060 --> 01:31:55,380
Every first and third Monday.

3082
01:31:55,380 --> 01:31:56,940
Y'all come check this shit out.

3083
01:31:56,940 --> 01:32:00,340
My guys right here from Clown Community College.

3084
01:32:00,340 --> 01:32:01,580
I said this shit again.

3085
01:32:04,020 --> 01:32:06,060
I guess it just stuck in my brain.

3086
01:32:06,060 --> 01:32:08,500
Clown, I almost said it again.

3087
01:32:08,500 --> 01:32:09,740
Clown, I can't say it.

3088
01:32:09,740 --> 01:32:11,100
Goddamn.

3089
01:32:11,100 --> 01:32:11,940
Clown College.

3090
01:32:11,940 --> 01:32:13,740
There you go.

3091
01:32:13,740 --> 01:32:14,980
Yeah, Clown College.

3092
01:32:14,980 --> 01:32:16,220
Next to Alabama A&M.

3093
01:32:18,020 --> 01:32:20,180
But yeah, I host an open mic every first and third Monday.

3094
01:32:20,180 --> 01:32:21,020
Y'all check this out.

3095
01:32:21,020 --> 01:32:23,300
I'm appreciative of the podcast.

3096
01:32:24,180 --> 01:32:26,460
And I don't know, what was this paper you gave me right here?

3097
01:32:26,460 --> 01:32:28,380
That was just all your socials and shit.

3098
01:32:28,380 --> 01:32:29,220
Oh yeah, okay.

3099
01:32:29,220 --> 01:32:30,060
We got everything on there.

3100
01:32:30,060 --> 01:32:30,900
And they did their homework.

3101
01:32:30,900 --> 01:32:32,900
So y'all check out this podcast.

3102
01:32:32,900 --> 01:32:33,900
It's up and coming.

3103
01:32:33,900 --> 01:32:35,820
And this is the 38th episode, man.

3104
01:32:35,820 --> 01:32:37,220
Kudos to y'all, man.

3105
01:32:37,220 --> 01:32:39,740
And I'm looking forward to seeing y'all grow.

3106
01:32:39,740 --> 01:32:40,580
Grow.

3107
01:32:40,580 --> 01:32:42,660
Man, it'd be good if y'all,

3108
01:32:42,660 --> 01:32:43,500
y'all need it.

3109
01:32:43,500 --> 01:32:46,660
I can get y'all connected with a good person too.

3110
01:32:46,660 --> 01:32:48,060
Y'all might, you know.

3111
01:32:48,060 --> 01:32:48,900
In fact, let me see if I can talk.

3112
01:32:48,900 --> 01:32:50,220
We're gonna talk about it off mic.

3113
01:32:50,220 --> 01:32:51,060
Yeah.

3114
01:32:51,060 --> 01:32:51,900
All right?

3115
01:32:51,900 --> 01:32:52,740
Hell yeah.

3116
01:32:52,740 --> 01:32:53,580
Hell yeah.

3117
01:32:53,580 --> 01:32:54,420
Thank you so much, Mike, for coming on, man.

3118
01:32:54,420 --> 01:32:55,260
Thank you, Mike.

3119
01:32:55,260 --> 01:32:56,100
You the shit.

3120
01:32:56,100 --> 01:32:56,940
Appreciate you, man.

3121
01:32:56,940 --> 01:32:57,780
I appreciate y'all.

3122
01:32:57,780 --> 01:32:58,620
We out.

3123
01:32:58,620 --> 01:32:59,460
Hell yeah.

3124
01:32:59,460 --> 01:33:00,300
Hell yeah.

3125
01:33:00,300 --> 01:33:01,140
Hell yeah.

3126
01:33:01,140 --> 01:33:01,980
Hell yeah.

3127
01:33:01,980 --> 01:33:02,820
Hell yeah.

3128
01:33:02,820 --> 01:33:03,660
Hell yeah.

3129
01:33:03,660 --> 01:33:04,500
Hell yeah.

3130
01:33:04,500 --> 01:33:05,340
Hell yeah.

3131
01:33:05,340 --> 01:33:06,180
Hell yeah.

3132
01:33:06,180 --> 01:33:07,020
Hell yeah.

3133
01:33:07,020 --> 01:33:07,860
Hell yeah.

3134
01:33:07,860 --> 01:33:08,700
Hell yeah.

3135
01:33:08,700 --> 01:33:09,540
Hell yeah.

3136
01:33:09,540 --> 01:33:10,380
Hell yeah.

3137
01:33:10,380 --> 01:33:11,220
Hell yeah.

3138
01:33:11,220 --> 01:33:12,060
So I got two inside.

3139
01:33:12,060 --> 01:33:12,980
You got that on.

3140
01:33:12,980 --> 01:33:13,820
Yeah, this is on.

3141
01:33:13,820 --> 01:33:15,300
All right.

3142
01:33:15,300 --> 01:33:17,220
Put it up to the mic.

3143
01:33:17,220 --> 01:33:18,380
The back of this one.

3144
01:33:18,380 --> 01:33:19,220
All right, yeah.

3145
01:33:22,540 --> 01:33:24,140
Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.

3146
01:33:24,140 --> 01:33:24,980
Damn, dude.

3147
01:33:24,980 --> 01:33:25,820
Let me try.

3148
01:33:25,820 --> 01:33:26,660
You got two phones.

3149
01:33:26,660 --> 01:33:27,500
Yeah.

3150
01:33:27,500 --> 01:33:28,340
Got two.

3151
01:33:30,740 --> 01:33:32,940
I'm sweating like Dante's about to go on stage.

3152
01:33:32,940 --> 01:33:41,940
He may or may not answer, but I talked to him.

3153
01:33:41,940 --> 01:33:43,940
He's a busy man.

3154
01:33:43,940 --> 01:33:44,940
You got a lot going on.

3155
01:33:44,940 --> 01:33:46,940
A lot of people going for it.

3156
01:33:46,940 --> 01:33:47,940
Hello.

3157
01:33:47,940 --> 01:33:48,940
What up?

3158
01:33:48,940 --> 01:33:49,940
This is Charleston.

3159
01:33:49,940 --> 01:33:50,940
Hello.

3160
01:33:50,940 --> 01:33:51,940
What up, Charleston?

3161
01:33:51,940 --> 01:33:52,940
What's up?

3162
01:33:52,940 --> 01:33:53,940
Man, she's chilling, man.

3163
01:33:53,940 --> 01:33:55,940
Look, man, I'll call you.

3164
01:33:55,940 --> 01:33:57,940
I got a group of guys.

3165
01:33:57,940 --> 01:33:59,940
I got a group of my partners, man.

3166
01:33:59,940 --> 01:34:01,940
Listen, I'm at a community.

3167
01:34:01,940 --> 01:34:04,940
It's Clown Community College, bro.

3168
01:34:04,940 --> 01:34:05,940
And we want y'all there.

3169
01:34:05,940 --> 01:34:09,940
We wanted to see what it take to get you on the podcast, man.

3170
01:34:09,940 --> 01:34:11,940
I'm going to shoot you my manager number.

3171
01:34:11,940 --> 01:34:12,940
All right, bet.

3172
01:34:12,940 --> 01:34:15,940
Man, they sitting here listening to you now, man.

3173
01:34:15,940 --> 01:34:16,940
It's a mixed group of guys, man.

3174
01:34:16,940 --> 01:34:18,940
They love you, bro.

3175
01:34:18,940 --> 01:34:19,940
All right, bet.

3176
01:34:19,940 --> 01:34:20,940
I'm going to shoot you my manager number now.

3177
01:34:20,940 --> 01:34:21,940
All right, bet.

3178
01:34:21,940 --> 01:34:23,940
All right.

3179
01:34:23,940 --> 01:34:24,940
This is the best day of my life.

3180
01:34:24,940 --> 01:34:26,940
Oh, my God.

3181
01:34:26,940 --> 01:34:28,940
This is the best day of my life.

3182
01:34:28,940 --> 01:34:31,940
That's crazy.

3183
01:34:31,940 --> 01:34:34,940
That's what we needed, bro.

3184
01:34:34,940 --> 01:34:36,940
I'm ready.

3185
01:34:36,940 --> 01:34:37,940
I told you, bro.

3186
01:34:37,940 --> 01:34:38,940
I got you connected.

3187
01:34:38,940 --> 01:34:40,940
What, you just know him?

3188
01:34:40,940 --> 01:34:41,940
Y'all know him.

3189
01:34:41,940 --> 01:34:42,940
Where did y'all meet?

3190
01:34:42,940 --> 01:34:43,940
Where did y'all meet?

3191
01:34:43,940 --> 01:34:45,940
I met him at a comedy show.

3192
01:34:45,940 --> 01:34:47,940
He gave me his number.

3193
01:34:47,940 --> 01:34:48,940
Oh, damn.

3194
01:34:48,940 --> 01:34:49,940
Okay.

3195
01:34:49,940 --> 01:34:51,940
See, that's why I pay to get dressed up.

3196
01:34:51,940 --> 01:34:52,940
I was dressed up and shit.

3197
01:34:52,940 --> 01:34:54,940
He thought I was somebody big or whatever.

3198
01:34:54,940 --> 01:34:56,940
So that's what I did.

3199
01:34:56,940 --> 01:34:58,940
We exchanged numbers and shit.

3200
01:34:58,940 --> 01:35:00,940
Bro, I got to take a page out of Mike's book.

3201
01:35:00,940 --> 01:35:01,940
Yeah, I did.

3202
01:35:01,940 --> 01:35:04,940
Brandon cannot comprehend what's going on.

3203
01:35:04,940 --> 01:35:05,940
Y'all know Hill Harper?

3204
01:35:05,940 --> 01:35:06,940
Who?

3205
01:35:06,940 --> 01:35:07,940
Google Hill Harper.

3206
01:35:07,940 --> 01:35:08,940
Hill Harper.

3207
01:35:08,940 --> 01:35:09,940
Okay, let's see.

3208
01:35:09,940 --> 01:35:10,940
How you spell Hill?

3209
01:35:10,940 --> 01:35:11,940
H-I-L-L.

3210
01:35:11,940 --> 01:35:13,940
H-A-R-P-E-D-D-O-N.

3211
01:35:13,940 --> 01:35:15,940
He want one.

3212
01:35:15,940 --> 01:35:17,940
Yeah, he need one.

3213
01:35:17,940 --> 01:35:19,940
Him right there.

3214
01:35:19,940 --> 01:35:20,940
Oh, yeah, yeah.

3215
01:35:20,940 --> 01:35:21,940
Hell yeah.

3216
01:35:21,940 --> 01:35:22,940
Where he from?

3217
01:35:22,940 --> 01:35:23,940
He's from New York.

3218
01:35:23,940 --> 01:35:24,940
He's from New York.

3219
01:35:24,940 --> 01:35:25,940
The doctor?

3220
01:35:25,940 --> 01:35:26,940
Yeah.

3221
01:35:26,940 --> 01:35:27,940
Let me call him.

3222
01:35:27,940 --> 01:35:28,940
You know him?

3223
01:35:28,940 --> 01:35:29,940
Yeah.

3224
01:35:29,940 --> 01:35:35,940
He might be...

3225
01:35:35,940 --> 01:35:36,940
Crazy.

3226
01:35:36,940 --> 01:35:56,940
I've reached three...

3227
01:35:56,940 --> 01:36:01,940
Y'all always got his number.

3228
01:36:01,940 --> 01:36:02,940
Hold on.

3229
01:36:02,940 --> 01:36:05,940
What, you cut his hair?

3230
01:36:05,940 --> 01:36:06,940
Yeah.

3231
01:36:06,940 --> 01:36:09,940
Like when he came down here, you went to go see him?

3232
01:36:09,940 --> 01:36:11,940
Oh, he came down here.

3233
01:36:11,940 --> 01:36:14,940
Y'all Google Double D. Double D is a famous comedian too.

3234
01:36:14,940 --> 01:36:15,940
Oh, I got you.

3235
01:36:15,940 --> 01:36:16,940
He had a comedian, is he?

3236
01:36:16,940 --> 01:36:17,940
Yeah.

3237
01:36:17,940 --> 01:36:18,940
He is?

3238
01:36:18,940 --> 01:36:19,940
No, no, he's an actor.

3239
01:36:19,940 --> 01:36:20,940
He's running for Senator in Michigan.

3240
01:36:20,940 --> 01:36:21,940
It's not important, but is it screen recording, Brandon?

3241
01:36:21,940 --> 01:36:22,940
That's Double D right here.

3242
01:36:22,940 --> 01:36:23,940
No, it's not.

3243
01:36:23,940 --> 01:36:28,940
That'd be a good person to put on your podcast too.

3244
01:36:28,940 --> 01:36:29,940
I seen him before.

3245
01:36:29,940 --> 01:36:32,940
No, his name's Double D. He's a famous comedian.

3246
01:36:32,940 --> 01:36:33,940
Let's see, who was that?

3247
01:36:33,940 --> 01:36:36,940
Big Horn.

3248
01:36:36,940 --> 01:36:40,940
Barbershop Expo Mike, where was Steve Harvey's...

3249
01:36:40,940 --> 01:36:41,940
My favorite thing.

3250
01:36:41,940 --> 01:36:42,940
...Barber was there.

3251
01:36:42,940 --> 01:36:43,940
Oh yeah, you seen that?

3252
01:36:43,940 --> 01:36:44,940
Yeah.

3253
01:36:44,940 --> 01:36:45,940
With Exotics or something?

3254
01:36:45,940 --> 01:36:46,940
There's like a whole bunch of people there.

3255
01:36:46,940 --> 01:36:47,940
Mike was there too.

3256
01:36:47,940 --> 01:36:48,940
No, I got Diddy's...

3257
01:36:48,940 --> 01:36:49,940
Oh shit.

3258
01:36:49,940 --> 01:36:50,940
What?

3259
01:36:50,940 --> 01:36:51,940
Diddy's Barber is my partner.

3260
01:36:51,940 --> 01:36:52,940
Hey, I got the number for y'all.

3261
01:36:52,940 --> 01:36:53,940
You said Diddy's Barber?

3262
01:36:53,940 --> 01:36:54,940
For Diddy Barber?

3263
01:36:54,940 --> 01:36:55,940
No, for Chaucer's...

3264
01:36:55,940 --> 01:36:56,940
Manager?

3265
01:36:56,940 --> 01:36:57,940
Yeah.

3266
01:36:57,940 --> 01:37:07,140
Fuck yeah, dude.

3267
01:37:07,140 --> 01:37:09,140
He's on next week.

3268
01:37:09,140 --> 01:37:11,940
Fuck whoever else was supposed to be on.

3269
01:37:11,940 --> 01:37:13,940
Nobody was supposed to be on.

3270
01:37:13,940 --> 01:37:14,940
Write it down.

3271
01:37:14,940 --> 01:37:17,940
Hey, Brandon, you got a pen over there, dude?

3272
01:37:17,940 --> 01:37:18,940
Holy shit.

3273
01:37:18,940 --> 01:37:21,940
Yeah, I told y'all to get y'all looked up, bro.

3274
01:37:21,940 --> 01:37:22,940
Hey, y'all.

3275
01:37:22,940 --> 01:37:23,940
Yeah.

3276
01:37:23,940 --> 01:37:24,940
You ever be calling him?

3277
01:37:24,940 --> 01:37:25,940
Just talking to him?

3278
01:37:25,940 --> 01:37:27,940
Y'all call him from time to time.

3279
01:37:27,940 --> 01:37:28,940
He'll call me.

3280
01:37:28,940 --> 01:37:29,940
For real?

3281
01:37:29,940 --> 01:37:30,940
Yeah.

3282
01:37:30,940 --> 01:37:31,940
He'll call me, man.

3283
01:37:31,940 --> 01:37:33,940
He'll call me, say some random shit, crazy as hell.

3284
01:37:33,940 --> 01:37:36,940
I want my man Weave nigga hang the phone up and shit.

3285
01:37:36,940 --> 01:37:39,940
I'll be like, yeah, this nigga crazy.

3286
01:37:39,940 --> 01:37:40,940
Well, hell yeah.

3287
01:37:40,940 --> 01:37:43,940
You didn't believe, y'all didn't believe that shit y'all just heard.

3288
01:37:43,940 --> 01:37:44,940
That shit was crazy.

3289
01:37:44,940 --> 01:37:45,940
At first, I heard his voice.

3290
01:37:45,940 --> 01:37:47,940
I'm like, there's no way that's Chaucer.

3291
01:37:47,940 --> 01:37:48,940
But then I heard it again.

3292
01:37:48,940 --> 01:37:49,940
I was like, oh, damn.

3293
01:37:49,940 --> 01:37:50,940
That's wild.

3294
01:37:50,940 --> 01:37:51,940
Thanks, Mike.

3295
01:37:51,940 --> 01:37:52,940
Hell yeah.

3296
01:37:52,940 --> 01:37:53,940
Damn, dude.

3297
01:37:53,940 --> 01:37:54,940
Crazy.

3298
01:37:54,940 --> 01:37:55,940
That's fucking wild.

3299
01:37:55,940 --> 01:37:56,940
That was a little encore.

3300
01:37:56,940 --> 01:37:57,940
Yeah, a little encore.

3301
01:37:57,940 --> 01:37:58,940
For the episode, the post credit scene.

3302
01:37:58,940 --> 01:37:59,940
Did y'all record that?

3303
01:37:59,940 --> 01:38:00,940
Did y'all record that?

3304
01:38:00,940 --> 01:38:01,940
Oh yeah, that's dope.

3305
01:38:01,940 --> 01:38:02,940
All the other fuckers.

3306
01:38:02,940 --> 01:38:27,440
Say hi to The Like

3307
01:38:27,440 --> 01:38:30,380
mainly for Ricky.

3308
01:38:30,380 --> 01:38:45,820
Thanks for watching!