1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 This week on Clown College. 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:10,000 And so I be in there and they be like, you good with your work? 3 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,000 You good with all that? 4 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:12,760 All right, just get your work done. 5 00:00:12,760 --> 00:00:15,320 Now you go back to your normal classes. 6 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:16,320 And that's what I did. 7 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:17,320 Yeah. 8 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:18,320 And the whole day I just walk around people be like, you in a special ed? 9 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:19,320 I ain't no special ed. 10 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:20,320 Hold on, did he say that? 11 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:21,320 Did he say that? 12 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:22,320 Oh, it was special needs. 13 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:23,320 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 14 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:24,320 You crossed the line. 15 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:25,320 No, what was it then? 16 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:26,320 Special Ed. 17 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:27,320 Special Ed. 18 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:30,320 No, they're not. 19 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:33,320 No, they're not. 20 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:36,320 There's a difference. 21 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:41,320 I don't know if any of them. 22 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:42,320 Well, no, it makes sense. 23 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:43,320 It does. 24 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:44,320 Okay, what's special ed? 25 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:45,320 Special Ed. 26 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:46,320 It's like hospice in a nursing home. 27 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:47,320 Yeah. 28 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:49,320 You can die at either or, but. 29 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:51,320 It's full time and part time. 30 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:52,320 One of them we kind of know. 31 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:53,320 Yeah. 32 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:55,320 Special Ed is like a little bit of some learning disabilities. 33 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:57,320 Like if you need a little bit of extra time. 34 00:00:57,320 --> 00:00:58,320 Yeah. 35 00:00:58,320 --> 00:00:59,320 Or if your mind. 36 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:00,320 You keep on saying extra time. 37 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:01,320 What is that? 38 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:02,320 Like you got a little, I mean, somebody can have dyslexia. 39 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:03,320 They can get a little bit autistic. 40 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:04,320 A little bit autistic. 41 00:01:04,320 --> 00:01:09,320 Or yeah, you just struggling a little bit, but special needs. 42 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:10,320 Yeah, what's special needs? 43 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:13,320 Is what everybody thinks that special ed is. 44 00:01:13,320 --> 00:01:19,320 Welcome to Clown College. 45 00:01:19,320 --> 00:01:20,320 We have profound knowledge. 46 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:22,320 In many ways to elevate and make yourself polished. 47 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:26,320 So if you want to hear a little honest, a few takes on the ways to make it as a comic. 48 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:29,320 Then stick around for a while to fit down to Clown. 49 00:01:29,320 --> 00:01:33,320 We got the guests right now just to show you how. 50 00:01:33,320 --> 00:01:37,320 Let's all go to Clown College, baby. 51 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:42,320 It's with Brandon, Willis, Don, and JJ. 52 00:01:42,320 --> 00:01:46,320 Let's all go to Clown College, baby. 53 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:53,320 It's with Brandon, Willis, Don, and JJ. 54 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:54,320 Oh no. 55 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:55,320 Damn, it didn't do it. 56 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:56,320 I'm sorry. 57 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:57,320 It wasn't working. 58 00:01:57,320 --> 00:01:58,320 It's okay. 59 00:01:58,320 --> 00:01:59,320 Go down one. 60 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:00,320 Hold on. 61 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:01,320 Hold on. 62 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:02,320 Stop, stop, stop. 63 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:03,320 I was trying to fix it and then it wouldn't do it again. 64 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:04,320 I'm being honest. 65 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:05,320 So it's not working? 66 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:06,320 No, now it's working. 67 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:07,320 I got it again. 68 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:08,320 I had to click it again. 69 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:09,320 I'm being honest, man. 70 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:10,320 I literally smashed that thing. 71 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:11,320 I smashed it. 72 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:13,320 You got to look at the numbers, make sure the numbers come up. 73 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:14,320 Yes, it's definitely 100%. 74 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:17,320 Oh, were we not recording that time? 75 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:18,320 No, not recording that time either. 76 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:21,320 So now we're just looking at juggaloos. 77 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:23,320 We're just weird now, dude. 78 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:24,320 Heck yeah. 79 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:27,320 Well, the reason we're looking at juggaloos is because I thought when he said juggaloos, 80 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:30,320 we were talking about the pimp, which is the jiggalo. 81 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:31,320 Yeah. 82 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:32,320 Yeah, the same thing. 83 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:33,320 Simple mistake. 84 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:34,320 That's actually a great recap. 85 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:35,320 It's only one letter off. 86 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:36,320 Yes. 87 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:38,320 So you're not juggling, you're pimp smacking. 88 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:40,320 The B-word is what people call it. 89 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:43,320 Now, the reason I say B-word is because we're not going to be disrespectful, but usually 90 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:44,320 they call them bitches. 91 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:46,320 You didn't want to use hoes? 92 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:47,320 Oh, my bad hoes. 93 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:48,320 I'm sorry because I'm listening to you. 94 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:49,320 Sex workers, Brandon. 95 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:50,320 Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. 96 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:51,320 Sex workers. 97 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:52,320 Sex workers. 98 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:53,320 Sexual workers, man. 99 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:56,320 What kind of sexual things do they do? 100 00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:59,320 Oh, man, dude, they do whatever you want. 101 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:00,320 What? 102 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:01,320 You give them the money. 103 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:02,320 How much? 104 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:07,320 Yeah, yeah, but like what's whatever you want and how much for which one? 105 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:08,320 Okay. 106 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:09,320 Okay. 107 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:10,320 Hold on, Brandon. 108 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:11,320 I'm giving you $2,000. 109 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:12,320 Okay. 110 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:16,320 What's the first thing you ask in this prostitute for? 111 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:19,320 Okay, so you'd be like, man, $2 million. 112 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:20,320 I said $2,000. 113 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:21,320 Oh, okay, my bad. 114 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:22,320 $2,000. 115 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:24,320 Let's bring our budget back down. 116 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:25,320 $2,000. 117 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:27,320 Okay, so this is what would happen for $2,000. 118 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:30,320 I feel like you could get it down there. 119 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:34,320 You could get that suck down there, the thing, the ding dong. 120 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:35,320 The ding dong. 121 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:38,320 You could get a couple rounds in, you know what I mean? 122 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:40,320 Whichever style you desire. 123 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:42,320 So you're doing two rounds of sex and one head. 124 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:45,320 Yes, and then after that, since you got the $2,000, right? 125 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:46,320 You keep going. 126 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:47,320 Keep doing more stuff. 127 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:49,320 So you just want sex, more sex. 128 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:51,320 Oh, no, no, we're going to keep going. 129 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:52,320 We're going to keep going. 130 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:53,320 What's the next thing? 131 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:54,320 What do you mean? 132 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:55,320 What's past sex? 133 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:56,320 What's the next thing? 134 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:58,320 All right, so then we're going to, you know what, fuck it, $2,000. 135 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:00,320 You got to go to the next step, foot. 136 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:02,320 That's going to be a lot of foot action. 137 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:03,320 That's the next step. 138 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:05,320 And then after that, wait, hold on, what's the foot action? 139 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:06,320 Yeah, yeah, what happened? 140 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:08,320 Is it her foot, your foot? 141 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:10,320 You know what, for $2,000, it's both. 142 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:12,320 So what is she doing to your feet? 143 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:19,320 All right, well, so with the foot, because this is this situation, the foot, we put the dog between the feet. 144 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:21,320 Is the dog your penis? 145 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:22,320 Yes, it is. 146 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:23,320 The dog is the dick. 147 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:24,320 Hot diggity dog. 148 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:25,320 Hot diggity dog. 149 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:27,320 Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog. 150 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:30,320 And then you rub the feet, of course. 151 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:37,320 And then, you know, fuck it, $2,000, this is time to get adventurous for ass, but not your ass, right? 152 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:39,320 People like, hey, you know what, let me get your ass, right? 153 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:40,320 This is $2,000. 154 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:43,320 So you're going straight to anal from foot. 155 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:45,320 After we clean up, of course. 156 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:48,320 Yeah, because we're going to do that all, we clean up. 157 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:49,320 And then you. 158 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:53,320 Is it disrespectful not to clean your feet, like your dick, after going foot to ass? 159 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:54,320 No, you go straight foot to ass. 160 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:57,320 Yes, I'm saying, I feel like your ass is so much dirtier. 161 00:04:57,320 --> 00:04:58,320 But you're wearing a condom. 162 00:04:58,320 --> 00:04:59,320 I don't, that's a good question. 163 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:01,320 Wait, hold on, you're wearing a condom for what? 164 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:02,320 For the feet? 165 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:04,320 No, I'm talking about after that. 166 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:05,320 For the ass. 167 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:06,320 Yeah, yeah. 168 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:08,320 So why do you clean up if you're wearing a condom? 169 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:10,320 That's even more of a reason not to clean up. 170 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:14,320 Well, the reason we clean up the ass is because I don't want to see none of that shit. 171 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:16,320 Oh, you talking about cleaning her ass. 172 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:18,320 I'm talking about we going and cleaning. 173 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:19,320 Oh. 174 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:20,320 What device are you using? 175 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:21,320 Yeah. 176 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:23,320 Whatever it takes, I'm going to research it. 177 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:25,320 That's what I would do before it is do plenty of research. 178 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:26,320 But you ain't did no research. 179 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:30,320 Brandon, you got $2,000, you ran in there, you had sex twice, you got some head, you 180 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:33,320 played with some feet, now you're working on anal? 181 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:34,320 Yeah. 182 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:37,320 And then I'm going to do the research and after the research happens, we're going to 183 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:38,320 do that. 184 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:42,320 And then we're going to search up some more shit. 185 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:43,320 Dude, that's $2,000. 186 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:44,320 Yeah. 187 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:45,320 That's a lot of money. 188 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:47,320 I never knew you were such a man of research. 189 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:48,320 Oh yeah, man. 190 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:50,320 You just said research twice. 191 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:51,320 Yes, research. 192 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:52,320 I respect that. 193 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:56,320 So should we talk about the elephant in the room? 194 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:58,320 I mean, I feel like we have to address it. 195 00:05:58,320 --> 00:05:59,320 So sci-fi. 196 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:06,320 Yo, that's the that's the grizzly calling the black bear, but don't you call me the elephant 197 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:07,320 in the room? 198 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:08,320 Well, yeah. 199 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:14,320 So what happened to the beard? 200 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:20,320 I went to a guy who I was not aware of his skill level. 201 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:27,320 And when I told him to take my beard down, he went down a little too far and he tried 202 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,320 to clean up his fuck up. 203 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:30,320 And here I am. 204 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:31,320 Have you ever seen that meme? 205 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:36,320 It's like of a woman with her her line and start all the way back here, but she got braids. 206 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:37,320 I see. 207 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:38,320 Oh, yeah. 208 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:39,320 The people's quarter. 209 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:40,320 Yeah. 210 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:41,320 I'm talking about that man. 211 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:42,320 Oh, damn. 212 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:43,320 You said you look like Pepe. 213 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:44,320 He just took me to the grog, bro. 214 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:45,320 Damn, man. 215 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:46,320 That's mine. 216 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:58,320 Where they covered up the top. 217 00:06:58,320 --> 00:06:59,320 Rope. 218 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:00,320 Come on, man. 219 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:03,320 You know, this was me in 2017, man. 220 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:08,320 So like this was you were into or this what you look like? 221 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:10,320 Oh, no, no, I'm saying this is what I look like. 222 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:11,320 I was almost bald. 223 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:12,320 I had no facial hair. 224 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:13,320 I was basically bald. 225 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:16,320 Is this you right here with the was this you in your room? 226 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:17,320 Which one? 227 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:18,320 This one. 228 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:19,320 The Hitler one. 229 00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:20,320 Is that Hitler? 230 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:21,320 This one? 231 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:22,320 Oh, the Hitler? 232 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:23,320 No. 233 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:24,320 To the right of Hitler. 234 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:25,320 Oh, right here. 235 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:26,320 This? 236 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:27,320 Yeah, was that you in your room? 237 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:28,320 That's me every damn morning. 238 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:31,320 OK, now what are you looking at? 239 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:32,320 Myself. 240 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:33,320 I'm looking at myself getting that confidence. 241 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:35,320 Brandon, you probably still wear a Tati Waddy. 242 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:37,320 No, we got rid of that. 243 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:38,320 OK. 244 00:07:38,320 --> 00:07:39,320 How long are you going to? 245 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:40,320 Oh, man. 246 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:41,320 Had to be like what? 247 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:42,320 Fourth grade. 248 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:46,320 When you go to when you go to the bathroom, do you put your pants around your ankles? 249 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:48,320 And lift your shirt? 250 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:53,320 Man, this is a question I never thought I was going to be asking. 251 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:54,320 Maybe. 252 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:57,320 No, no, no, I'm just kidding, man. 253 00:07:57,320 --> 00:08:01,320 We used to fucking stand up here and get out of here. 254 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:03,320 I had some intel that this might have happened. 255 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:04,320 Oh, no, man. 256 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:05,320 Who? 257 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:06,320 What intel? 258 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:07,320 I can't read on them, dude. 259 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,320 What happened? 260 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:09,320 What did she say? 261 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:13,320 They said they saw you in a stall in your pants. 262 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:16,320 Oh, come on, dog. 263 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:18,320 Where was this at? 264 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:20,320 At a comedy venue. 265 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:21,320 Which one? 266 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:22,320 Which one? 267 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:23,320 Out of town. 268 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:24,320 Out of town. 269 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:25,320 Oh, shit. 270 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:26,320 Oh, shit. 271 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:27,320 Yeah. 272 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:29,320 So it could have been Birmingham or Chattanooga, right? 273 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:30,320 I don't know, man. 274 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:33,320 I feel like we're getting in a hole here and there was nobody. 275 00:08:33,320 --> 00:08:34,320 Did you do it, man? 276 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:35,320 Did I do it? 277 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:37,320 I may have did it once in my life. 278 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:40,320 So was once within the past year? 279 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:42,320 In the past two weeks. 280 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:43,320 One time. 281 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:44,320 One time. 282 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:45,320 So. 283 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:47,320 It's because I got lazy. 284 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:48,320 What happened? 285 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:52,320 It seems like more effort to pull your pants all the way down. 286 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:57,320 Well, I guess that night I got scared. 287 00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:59,320 So he admits it was that night. 288 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:00,320 Let me tell you why. 289 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:04,320 Because I think this could have possibly been the night that I got drunk, right? 290 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:08,320 And I always have a nightmare fear that I'm just peeing out of nowhere. 291 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:09,320 It spreads. 292 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:11,320 Like the pee does this and it's all over the place. 293 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:13,320 And it's not even going in the bowl no more. 294 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:14,320 It's just everywhere. 295 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:15,320 Have you ever peed after sex? 296 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:16,320 Have I peed after sex? 297 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:17,320 Yeah. 298 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:18,320 It does the same thing. 299 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:19,320 Yeah. 300 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:21,320 Your nightmares will come true. 301 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:22,320 See, that's what I'm worried about. 302 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:23,320 That. 303 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:26,320 So I was like, damn, man, I can't mess this night up. 304 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:29,320 I can't be drunk and then do this and then it's all over the place. 305 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:30,320 What the fuck? 306 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:31,320 I can't have that. 307 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:32,320 So that's why I did that. 308 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:33,320 I see where I get it. 309 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:36,320 But how does that how does dropping your pants to your ankles? 310 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:42,320 OK, so what I would do is drop, walk up a little bit, but not too close. 311 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:43,320 Not too close. 312 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:46,320 What you do is you walk up where the what is that? 313 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:47,320 The toilet seat. 314 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:48,320 Yeah. 315 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:50,320 So you know the bowl at the bottom. 316 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:51,320 Yeah. 317 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:52,320 It has that little loop that you go under. 318 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:53,320 Or your feet. 319 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:54,320 Who? 320 00:09:54,320 --> 00:09:55,320 So what you're. 321 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:56,320 Whoa. 322 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:57,320 This is real. 323 00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:58,320 How do you see the toilet? 324 00:09:58,320 --> 00:09:59,320 You said there's a loop. 325 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:00,320 Do you straddle the toilet? 326 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:01,320 On the floor? 327 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:02,320 Not too far. 328 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:03,320 Not too far, though. 329 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:04,320 Not really on the floor. 330 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:05,320 It has to be. 331 00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:06,320 But it's in the back. 332 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:07,320 It's under the tank. 333 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:08,320 Yes, it's under the tank. 334 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:11,320 So if your feet is going under that, that means you're straddling it. 335 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:13,320 You're standing over it. 336 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:14,320 Yes. 337 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:16,320 And what you got to do is you got to angle it perfectly so it's not touching the floor 338 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:17,320 and it's not touching that. 339 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:18,320 What? 340 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:19,320 And it's like. 341 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:20,320 What? 342 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:21,320 What's not? 343 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:22,320 Is your dick touching the floor? 344 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:23,320 No, not the dick. 345 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:24,320 The pants. 346 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:25,320 The pants. 347 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:26,320 Is that later on in the process? 348 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:27,320 Dick extensions? 349 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:31,320 No, I'm saying when I get old, it's going to go wild on hang down. 350 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:33,320 I think your balls just hang. 351 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:35,320 I don't think your dick hangs. 352 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:36,320 Well, the balls go. 353 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:37,320 The penis comes with it. 354 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:38,320 Yeah, that's true. 355 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:39,320 I don't think so, bro. 356 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:42,320 If that's the case, then every old man will be out here just packing. 357 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:46,320 That's why they got them big ass pants and shit, man. 358 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:47,320 And got them fucking. 359 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:52,320 If somebody would know about old man penis, dude, he's the expert. 360 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:53,320 That is true. 361 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:55,320 But no, I will say this. 362 00:10:55,320 --> 00:11:00,320 I've never been in danger as much as Brandon and I don't work at a nursing home. 363 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:05,320 But I have been to gym locker rooms and there's always a butt naked old white man. 364 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:07,320 Can somebody shaving for some reason? 365 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:08,320 Yeah. 366 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:09,320 I've seen people shave. 367 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:10,320 I've seen a dude brush his teeth. 368 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:11,320 I've seen him do everything in the. 369 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:12,320 Me too. 370 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:13,320 Brushing your teeth. 371 00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:14,320 Brushing your teeth is common for some reason. 372 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:15,320 I don't like that shit. 373 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:16,320 They're too social. 374 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:17,320 I'm at the gym. 375 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:18,320 Why the fuck are you doing that at the gym? 376 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:20,320 Yeah, that's something you should keep at home. 377 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:24,600 Do you know, there is a fucking container, like a biohazard container for hypodermic 378 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:27,880 needles in the gym bathroom for people shooting up steroids, bro. 379 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:29,320 You shouldn't be brushing your teeth. 380 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:30,320 No, you shouldn't. 381 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:31,320 But I understand shooting up steroids. 382 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:32,320 I don't think I have one. 383 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:33,320 It's a UAH. 384 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:35,640 I understand shooting up steroids in a gym. 385 00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:36,640 That makes sense. 386 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:38,640 I don't understand brushing your teeth in a gym. 387 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:39,640 Right. 388 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:40,640 Fair. 389 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:41,640 If you're going to do it, do it in the shower. 390 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:42,640 Yeah. 391 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:43,640 Yeah, exactly. 392 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:44,640 So people aren't judging. 393 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:46,640 Anyways, continue the peeing thing. 394 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:47,640 Yeah, let's get that going. 395 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:50,520 So why are you standing on top, like hovering over the bowl of. 396 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:54,600 Well, so what happened was I was like, let's say worst case scenario did happen and this 397 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:56,320 shit just hit the fan. 398 00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:57,320 It just went everywhere. 399 00:11:57,320 --> 00:11:58,320 And it just done this. 400 00:11:58,320 --> 00:11:59,320 And I was like, you know what I mean? 401 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:00,320 Make that. 402 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,320 Yeah, make that. 403 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:02,320 You're saying. 404 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:03,320 Yes. 405 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:04,320 Two streams. 406 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:05,320 Two streams. 407 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:07,720 What I was saying with this, it's not going to get my pants because it's protected. 408 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:10,720 But what if you just pee straight down into your pants? 409 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:11,720 Yeah. 410 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:12,720 Hmm. 411 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:15,520 See, that's a rough one there right there, man. 412 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:19,160 I want to say this in the most non-sexual way possible. 413 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:20,160 I understand. 414 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:23,680 This is only for scientific purposes. 415 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:25,480 Can you demonstrate this for us? 416 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:26,480 All right. 417 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:27,480 It's easy. 418 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,480 Yeah, yeah. 419 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:29,480 Yeah. 420 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:30,480 Just stand right there. 421 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:31,480 I want you to drop trowel. 422 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:34,920 I'm not dropping the trowel. 423 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:35,920 Face the camera. 424 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:36,920 Face the camera. 425 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:37,920 All right. 426 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:39,920 So what I do is pull it down right about good spot. 427 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:40,920 Uh huh. 428 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:41,920 Yeah, they can't see it. 429 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:42,920 I don't know if they can see it. 430 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:43,920 No, no, no. 431 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:44,920 Don't move it because we got to tell them. 432 00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:45,920 So you're saying. 433 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:47,920 Okay, I'm going to lift this up. 434 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:48,920 Okay. 435 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:49,920 So his pants are around his shin. 436 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:50,920 Okay. 437 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:51,920 And then what you do is you stand up. 438 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:52,920 You're ready to see the stand up? 439 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:53,920 Yeah, let's see the stand up. 440 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:54,920 Stand up. 441 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:55,920 And then it's like this and then you have to do this. 442 00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:58,920 And this is going to be the head. 443 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:01,920 So you walk up and you walk up and you got a big bowl that comes out. 444 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:02,920 Uh huh. 445 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:03,920 Okay, I'm safe. 446 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:06,920 Then you go down there and you do what you got to do. 447 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:07,920 He's safe. 448 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,920 And then you're like damn, man, it works. 449 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:11,920 But your pants are around your ankles. 450 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:13,920 No, your pants are technically around the shins. 451 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:14,920 Yeah, around your shins. 452 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,920 You're saying the belt loop is around your shins. 453 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:18,920 As low as it requires. 454 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:19,920 Yeah. 455 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:20,920 Okay. 456 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:21,920 And that's what happens. 457 00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:25,920 I think what he's saying is he walks over the toilet. 458 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:26,920 Yeah. 459 00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:27,920 Yes. 460 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:30,920 To where he's peeing straight down into the toilet hole. 461 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:31,920 Okay. 462 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:34,920 Because you're afraid that your piss streams will spread. 463 00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:35,920 Oh yeah, separate. 464 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:36,920 And miss the toilet completely. 465 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:38,920 Yes, and miss the toilet. 466 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:39,920 Get everywhere else. 467 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:40,920 We don't need that. 468 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:41,920 Awesome. 469 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:43,920 Plus I have a fear for my old dude. 470 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:47,920 Not an old dude, but an old memory in my head of me and the child. 471 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:51,880 So there was a kid in my middle school that would literally, and thankfully this shit 472 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:52,880 never happened to me, but it happened to everybody else. 473 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:55,880 What he would do is he would wait in the bathroom and wait for the right moment. 474 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:56,880 Oh boy. 475 00:13:56,880 --> 00:14:01,880 And when there was a dude peeing in that, what's that, the urinal, right? 476 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:02,880 Uh huh. 477 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,880 It would be him and two other guys, something, they'd walk up and push people. 478 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:06,880 And then they'd be like, oh shit. 479 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:10,880 So then I was like, man, I got to, I got to, man, shit, that's horrible. 480 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:12,880 So that made you want to put your pants around your ankles more. 481 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:14,880 Damn, maybe it didn't. 482 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:17,880 That was just another story why I went to the stall. 483 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:18,880 Oh, okay. 484 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:19,880 That makes sense. 485 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:20,880 Yeah, yeah. 486 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:21,880 Nobody can push you now. 487 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:22,880 That's survival. 488 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:23,880 You feel protected in a stall. 489 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:25,880 Yes, it's survival, man. 490 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:27,880 So let's just answer the question. 491 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:28,880 Yes. 492 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:29,880 Truthfully. 493 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:30,880 Yes. 494 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:31,880 We're all friends here. 495 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:32,880 Yeah. 496 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:33,880 Okay. 497 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:35,880 So when you go pee on a normal time, if you went in the bathroom right here and you went 498 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:38,880 and take a piss, would you have your pants around your ankles? 499 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:39,880 No. 500 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:40,880 No? 501 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:41,880 No, man, urinal. 502 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:42,880 I'm just... 503 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:43,880 No, here, here, in Donald's house. 504 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:44,880 Donald's house. 505 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:45,880 He's talking about the sink. 506 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:50,880 Well, I mean, shit, man. 507 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:53,880 Since it's like... 508 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:56,880 I mean, yeah, I guess. 509 00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:57,880 You do. 510 00:14:57,880 --> 00:14:58,880 Normally, it's just a normal thing for you. 511 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:01,880 If it's a normal room, because I'm like, what am I trying to hide? 512 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:02,880 Shit, just do it. 513 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:03,880 You pull your... 514 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:04,880 I'll say this. 515 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:08,880 If it's a single bathroom where you just walk in and it's a toilet in there, I'll pull my 516 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:12,880 pants down in the middle of the eye and piss that way because nobody's looking. 517 00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:13,880 Yeah, nothing to hide. 518 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:14,880 Oh, nah. 519 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:15,880 I mean, there's no need. 520 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:17,880 Yeah, there's no need for me to... 521 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:19,880 It's just wasted energy to pull it down. 522 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:21,380 But here is my thing. 523 00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:27,080 It's not that I'm afraid that my shit is going to diverge into two streams, which is a real 524 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:28,080 fear. 525 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:33,200 My thing is I'm scared that I put my pants back on and then that part comes out, the extra 526 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,560 leakage from post piss. 527 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:36,560 Oh, damn. 528 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:37,560 Post piss. 529 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:43,480 You know, like when you piss and you put your underwear back on and the rest comes out? 530 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:45,480 Yeah, I don't like that. 531 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,040 So you want the drip to happen? 532 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:48,040 That's because you're rushing. 533 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:49,040 Yeah. 534 00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:50,040 No, dude, I'm not rushing. 535 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:51,040 You're rushing. 536 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:52,040 When have I ever rushed anything in my life? 537 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:53,040 Hold on. 538 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:54,040 Why is there still piss in your dick? 539 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,040 Yeah. 540 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:56,040 Because you're rushing. 541 00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:57,040 No, man. 542 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,040 That's true. 543 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,040 That's insane. 544 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:00,320 No, dude, it's a natural thing, dude. 545 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:01,320 Hold on. 546 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:05,440 For anybody who might be like, piss isn't held in your dick, Syfy, I know it's in your 547 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:06,440 bladder. 548 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:09,240 I'm just saying it was clearly out of your bladder and it was sucking your urethra. 549 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:14,080 Dude, I could stand, honestly, you could give me five minutes and I could piss for five 550 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,080 minutes. 551 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:17,520 I don't got time to piss for five minutes straight every time I go to bed. 552 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:18,680 You could piss for five minutes? 553 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:19,680 Oh, yeah. 554 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:20,680 Dude, every single time. 555 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:21,680 What? 556 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:22,680 I can just force liquid out of my bladder. 557 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:23,680 You can force piss. 558 00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:26,000 Well, I don't do it, dude. 559 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:31,800 I'm just saying, like, if you put your pants back on and then the extra comes out and it 560 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:36,040 stains your pants, I mean, that's like your next 45 minutes are going to be like, you 561 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:37,040 got to hide it. 562 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:38,040 Yeah. 563 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,040 You got to walk funny. 564 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:43,040 You got to go sit down at the desk and just hope a patient doesn't come out, a customer 565 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:44,040 doesn't. 566 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:45,040 So you know how to handle this situation. 567 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:48,040 This is a work problem with the scrub. 568 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,400 The scrubs would show it. 569 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:51,840 I have weird bathroom habits, dude. 570 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:55,400 It takes me 45 minutes to take a shit, dude. 571 00:16:55,400 --> 00:17:00,640 On my second day of work, I shove lotion in my ass so my butthole wouldn't smell, dude. 572 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:02,960 You should not do that. 573 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:04,800 You shouldn't put anything scented on your anus. 574 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,040 It burned real bad. 575 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:08,040 Yeah, your anus is a very sensitive. 576 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:09,040 God dang, why am I? 577 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:12,040 If I'm the voice of reason. 578 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:16,040 Listen, Brandon, I think this is a generational thing. 579 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:17,680 I think this is a gene. 580 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:20,920 I think there's always been people that pull their pants down to the ankles and we all 581 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:21,920 know. 582 00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:22,920 We all know who they are. 583 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:23,920 We all know who they are. 584 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:28,280 It has to be a generational thing because I don't know too many people that smear lotion 585 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:29,280 up their ass. 586 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:30,280 I don't do that. 587 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:31,280 I did Nair. 588 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:32,280 Hey look, Brandon said, hold on. 589 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:33,280 Same age. 590 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:34,280 I don't suck my ass. 591 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:35,280 OK, waddles. 592 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:36,280 Don't start talking shit, dude. 593 00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:38,280 I was trying to help you out, bro. 594 00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:41,280 You know what, in that mind, yeah, the man looks good. 595 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:42,280 Yeah, dude. 596 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:43,280 So you do it too? 597 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:44,280 No, I don't. 598 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,280 I'm not going to. 599 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:46,280 That's fucked up, Brandon. 600 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:47,280 I'm sorry, man. 601 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:48,280 He said I support him. 602 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:49,280 But just to be clear, I do not do that. 603 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:50,280 Y'all have had the thing where you put your pants back on and then the extra pee comes 604 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:51,280 out. 605 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:52,280 Yeah, of course. 606 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,280 Yeah, OK, that's what I'm saying. 607 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:54,280 That's why I would pull my pants all the way down. 608 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:55,280 But I still don't see how that helps that. 609 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:56,280 Because it's a longer amount of time to get your pants back on. 610 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:57,280 But this is what I'm saying. 611 00:17:57,280 --> 00:18:07,280 But if it's still dripping out, you can get it on your pants anyway. 612 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:10,280 Nah, man. 613 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:12,160 Because you got to. 614 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:16,480 I don't get over the toilet like Brandon does, but I'll put an arm out and hold the wall 615 00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:19,880 and then just angle myself. 616 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:21,040 And then that's what I do. 617 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:27,200 And then I just wait for the leakage and then put the pants back on. 618 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,200 What's your habit? 619 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:29,200 It works. 620 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:33,480 I'm about to say my habit or what you can do is just sit there an extra 10 seconds and 621 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:36,960 relax and that rest of that will come out and you shake. 622 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:39,040 You got to shake it aggressively. 623 00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:40,080 It's not there's nothing. 624 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:41,320 It's a mental thing, dude. 625 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:48,120 If I have my pants like even semi around my waist or like back in public, I would like 626 00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:51,280 at a urinal, I'm obviously just doing the normal way. 627 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:55,720 But if I'm in the private bathroom by myself, I'll pull them down mid-dye because of that 628 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:57,800 bands around me. 629 00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:02,600 I feel like it's cutting off my bladder even though it's on my back, dude. 630 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:06,640 That's just how I feel and the mind over matter. 631 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:07,640 That's that's my honest answer. 632 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:10,200 I'm trying to relate to him. 633 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:15,000 And I've also learned this trick when I'm at the urinal in public IP, then I put it 634 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,000 back. 635 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:20,140 I put my underwear on first, though, and let it just leak on the underwear and let the 636 00:19:20,140 --> 00:19:23,680 underwear absorb it and then put the pants on over it. 637 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:24,680 So it will. 638 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:25,680 I understand. 639 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:26,680 I give you. 640 00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:27,680 I'm with him on that. 641 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:29,880 I mean, what about putting a paper towel on the table? 642 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:30,880 That's what I heard. 643 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:32,480 There's no paper towels at the urinal. 644 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:33,480 Yeah. 645 00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:34,480 And I'm not walking. 646 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:35,480 Brandon's never been to a urinal. 647 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:36,480 Brandon's like, hold on, where you guys pissing at? 648 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:37,480 No, I'm talking about like grab a little. 649 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:38,480 Brandon uses the women's restroom. 650 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:39,480 He's using the janitor's closet. 651 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:40,480 He's like there's paper towels, bro. 652 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,480 There's Windex in there. 653 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:42,480 There's a mop and a bucket for number two. 654 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:43,480 He's pissing in the soda fountain. 655 00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:44,480 The napkins and shit. 656 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:45,480 I just want to say, I'm not a fan of the toilet. 657 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:46,480 I'm not a fan of the toilet. 658 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:47,480 I'm not a fan of the toilet. 659 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:56,480 I'm not a fan of the toilet. 660 00:19:56,480 --> 00:20:01,480 I don't know. 661 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:06,480 I don't shit in them. 662 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:07,480 I clean them. 663 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:08,480 Bathrooms, man. 664 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:09,480 You don't shit in the bathroom? 665 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:10,480 Oh man, I gotta go. 666 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:11,480 I'm gonna go. 667 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:12,480 I'm gonna go. 668 00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:13,480 But what I'm saying is like, I was talking about the women's bathroom. 669 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:16,280 I was like, I clean every bathroom, man. 670 00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:18,480 They make you clean the women's bathroom? 671 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:19,480 After clothes? 672 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:20,480 Huh? 673 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:21,480 After clothes? 674 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:22,480 No, while it's open. 675 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:23,480 I literally gotta. 676 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:24,480 I think don't admit to a crime. 677 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:27,480 Dude, they say you have, like I literally gotta do the same thing where I be like, hey, 678 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:28,480 is anybody in there? 679 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:29,480 Yeah. 680 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:30,480 Nobody say nothing. 681 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:31,480 That is how you, yeah. 682 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:32,480 Yeah. 683 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:33,480 No crying. 684 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:35,440 What's your bathroom thing? 685 00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:38,120 It's keeping in the realm of shitting. 686 00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:40,400 I have to get naked when I shit. 687 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:41,400 That's weird. 688 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:42,400 Yeah, I know. 689 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:43,400 I didn't say it was a comment. 690 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:44,400 That's my weird thing, though. 691 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,400 I do that, too. 692 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:50,040 But no, it limits the places where I can shit. 693 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,040 So I don't shit everywhere. 694 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:52,040 I don't shit everywhere. 695 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:53,040 So what if you have to shit so bad? 696 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:54,040 No, I still shit everywhere. 697 00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:58,760 And what if you have to shit so bad and like, you know when it's coming, what do you do? 698 00:20:58,760 --> 00:20:59,760 Okay. 699 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:02,640 And you're at a gas station and it's not the best. 700 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:03,640 Hold on, brother. 701 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,800 I'll tell you like this, bump a gas station. 702 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:11,680 I could write a memoir called Sci-Fi Shit Spots of where the most random places I've 703 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,440 had to take a shit. 704 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:17,720 I've taken shit in the back of a FedEx truck. 705 00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:22,840 I've taken a shit up against a tree adjacent to somebody's driveway. 706 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:26,200 I didn't know at the time. 707 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:31,000 I took a shit like at a brand new construction house one time. 708 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,160 And I don't mean like inside the house. 709 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:37,480 I mean, I took a shit in this pit that was right by it. 710 00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:41,240 But then I covered it with a big rock like a cave man. 711 00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:43,680 Because I was ashamed. 712 00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:45,400 Oh shit. 713 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:46,400 Yeah. 714 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:47,400 Yeah. 715 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:51,600 I gotta get, those times I didn't get completely naked because fuck out of here. 716 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:52,600 Yeah. 717 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:53,600 You know. 718 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:54,600 Okay. 719 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:55,600 So there's exceptions. 720 00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:56,600 There's exceptions. 721 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:57,600 Like if I'm about to shit myself. 722 00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:58,600 If you just got naked and shit on somebody like behind a tree. 723 00:21:58,600 --> 00:21:59,600 They would think it's a bear. 724 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:00,600 They would literally think it's a baby bear. 725 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:01,600 They're like, yo, what you doing? 726 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:02,600 What's going on back there? 727 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:03,600 I'm like, ugh. 728 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:11,600 Hopefully they run off, right? 729 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:16,120 I'm the they. 730 00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:17,120 They come over there and see you. 731 00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:20,120 You're going to run away instead of being like, oh yeah. 732 00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:21,800 Big naked black dude. 733 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:22,800 I'm running. 734 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:23,800 That's crazy. 735 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:24,800 Oh yeah. 736 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:25,800 Everybody got a round for that. 737 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:26,800 Yeah. 738 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:27,800 You better run first. 739 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:28,800 Oh dude. 740 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:29,800 Hell yeah. 741 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:30,800 Man, you can't sit there and watch. 742 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:31,800 Hell nah. 743 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:32,800 Get out. 744 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:33,800 You better get out of there. 745 00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:34,800 You better get out of there. 746 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:35,800 Yeah. 747 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:36,800 This is wild. 748 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:37,800 Gargoyle. 749 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:38,800 This is wild. 750 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:39,800 Is that real? 751 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:40,800 Okay. 752 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:41,800 I'm not joking. 753 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:42,800 I've heard this about you. 754 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:43,800 I'm not joking. 755 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:44,800 It's not a joke. 756 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,800 So for the people at home who don't know. 757 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:47,800 Perch. 758 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:48,800 What is gargoyle? 759 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:49,800 Dude. 760 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:53,440 It's when you get, you put the toilet lid and the seat up. 761 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:57,360 It's just the rim of the actual toilet bowl and you just get up there, man. 762 00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:59,080 You perch up there squatting. 763 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:00,080 And you just squat. 764 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:01,080 Yes. 765 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:02,080 It's better for you. 766 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:03,080 It's crazy. 767 00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:04,080 I get it. 768 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:06,160 If you like aren't into that, but it is better for you. 769 00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:07,160 What about when it explodes? 770 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:08,160 Demonstrate it. 771 00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:09,160 Yeah. 772 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:10,160 When it explodes. 773 00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:11,160 Yeah. 774 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:12,160 Yeah. 775 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:13,160 Demonstrate it. 776 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:14,160 So are you standing on the seat or are you standing on the bowl itself? 777 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,160 No, I'm standing on the outside rim. 778 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:16,160 I would break that shit. 779 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:19,160 So both the seat and the lid are up. 780 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:20,160 Yeah. 781 00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:21,160 Oh my God. 782 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:22,160 Yeah. 783 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:23,160 That's what I'm talking. 784 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:24,160 So yeah, the seat is the part you actually sit on. 785 00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:25,160 So he's standing on the raw bowl. 786 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:26,160 The raw edge. 787 00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:27,160 With your feet. 788 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:28,160 Dude. 789 00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:29,160 No, you're wearing sneakers. 790 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:30,160 No. 791 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:31,160 You have that. 792 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,160 If it's my toilet, are you crazy? 793 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,160 I don't care. 794 00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:34,160 I don't know. 795 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:35,160 I'm just at a racial slump. 796 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:36,160 Why would I wear shoes? 797 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:37,160 That's insane. 798 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:38,160 Oh God. 799 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:39,160 They piss particles, man. 800 00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:40,160 Particles? 801 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:41,160 Puddles. 802 00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:42,160 Dude. 803 00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:43,160 You heard him. 804 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:44,160 That's dangerous, man. 805 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:45,160 What if you slip and hit your head one day? 806 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:46,160 Yeah. 807 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,160 That would be an issue for you, yes. 808 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:48,160 That's bad. 809 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,160 That would be an issue for everyone. 810 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:50,160 Okay. 811 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:51,160 So when you do it here, is that what's going on with the toilet? 812 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:52,160 Yeah. 813 00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:53,160 I'm not sure. 814 00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:54,160 I'm not sure. 815 00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:55,160 I'm not sure. 816 00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:56,160 I'm not sure. 817 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:57,160 I'm not sure. 818 00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:58,160 I'm not sure. 819 00:23:58,160 --> 00:23:59,160 I'm not sure. 820 00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:00,160 I'm not sure. 821 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:01,840 Is that what's going on with the shower curtain? 822 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:05,000 No, that's because I'm scared something's in there. 823 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:08,160 I moved the shower curtain out of the way so I wouldn't have anything the whole time. 824 00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:11,520 Yeah, but I thought it was... So in there... 825 00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:16,160 The gargoyle on the shower curtain, unrelated. 826 00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:18,880 Completely unrelated. 827 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:22,160 So when you go in there, you get butt naked and take off your shoes and socks? 828 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:23,160 Yes. 829 00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,080 That's butt naked, dude. 830 00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:26,080 Hold on. 831 00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:30,960 When you gargoyle on his toilet, you're gargoyling barefoot? 832 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:33,200 Dom's toilet is not a good toilet. 833 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:34,200 It's not. 834 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:35,200 No, it's a loose. 835 00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:36,200 It's a loose. 836 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:37,640 Yeah, it is. 837 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:42,640 And I've had some where I got up there and I'm like, this is going to be a rough one. 838 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:44,320 This is going to require me to activate my core. 839 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:45,480 You know what I love about this? 840 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:48,520 It shows you... No offense in any kind of way. 841 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:55,440 It shows you the complete lunacy of what some people are doing behind closed doors. 842 00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:58,040 Y'all is definitely the whites. 843 00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:59,320 You're going to get colon cancer, dude. 844 00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:02,240 And also it's very popular with the Afghanis from what I've heard. 845 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:03,240 Oh, dude. 846 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:07,360 That's how... The only reason I know what this is is because when we had to share fucking 847 00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:09,960 bathroom with these motherfuckers, right? 848 00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:15,440 You walk in there and it's like a whole... It's like 10 stalls or whatever and a shower in 849 00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,480 the other room and all that. 850 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:22,080 So I walk in there and they have a stall with a door, but they leave the door open and they 851 00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:23,360 just squat shit like that. 852 00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:26,680 And then when you walk past it, they just smile at you. 853 00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:28,840 Don't look at me with this shit. 854 00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:32,400 And they just go like, they're like, man, close the fucking door. 855 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:33,400 I don't get it. 856 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:34,880 I don't leave the door open, man. 857 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:39,200 But still, I associate that with those people whenever I hear that. 858 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,680 I'm a third world shitter. 859 00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:42,680 Yeah, you are a third world shitter. 860 00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:43,680 What's the problem? 861 00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:45,480 Gang, white people are gentrifying shit now. 862 00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:47,080 It's cool. 863 00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:51,840 I thought I made it up, dude. 864 00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:55,280 I started doing that at a young age. 865 00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:56,280 And you don't know why? 866 00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:57,360 Did somebody teach you this? 867 00:25:57,360 --> 00:25:58,360 I heard it. 868 00:25:58,360 --> 00:25:59,760 I think I heard it on a YouTube video. 869 00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:00,760 Listen to what he's doing. 870 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:02,480 No, listen to what he's doing, Don. 871 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:04,480 And I just... He's colonizing shitting. 872 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,920 He said, I've been doing this since a young age. 873 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:08,440 That means he grew up around it. 874 00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:09,440 All right? 875 00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:10,440 This is what skibbity toilet is. 876 00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:11,440 This is what skibbity toilet is? 877 00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:12,440 Skibbity toilet. 878 00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:13,440 It's brain. 879 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:14,440 I don't know what that is. 880 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:15,440 I don't know what it is either. 881 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:18,440 I've heard the thing, but I don't know it. 882 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:20,120 Is it the thing with... Okay. 883 00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:21,120 My nephew likes it. 884 00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:22,120 He's got no chance. 885 00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:23,120 You're fucking colonizer, okay? 886 00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:26,120 Leave third world shit to third world people. 887 00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:33,360 Dude, first of all, what I do in the privacy of my own home and others' homes. 888 00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:38,560 The only time I wouldn't do it is if I just absolutely had to go and it was a bathroom 889 00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:42,320 where it's like the stall and you can see under the floor because if they don't see 890 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:45,040 my feet, they don't know that I'm in there. 891 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:47,760 Yo, but you know what they do see? 892 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:52,800 A shadow of what they think is a 25-year-old man playing Spider-Man. 893 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:53,800 Yeah, dude. 894 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:54,800 I will say this. 895 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,320 He's not playing a shit Spider-Man. 896 00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:58,880 It's a dangerous game, dude. 897 00:26:58,880 --> 00:26:59,880 It's a dangerous game. 898 00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:00,880 It's a wild game that does not need to be played. 899 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:05,360 Because I'm going to be honest with you, you don't shoot 100%. 900 00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:08,360 That's what I was going to ask you. 901 00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:09,360 You don't shoot 100%. 902 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:10,360 Oh, no. 903 00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:11,360 Hold on. 904 00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:12,360 Have you shot in it, miss? 905 00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:13,360 No, not here. 906 00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:14,360 At my home, yes. 907 00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:15,360 Oh, my God. 908 00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:16,360 Okay, hold on. 909 00:27:16,360 --> 00:27:17,360 Did you have to pick it up? 910 00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:18,360 What are you talking about? 911 00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:19,360 I cleaned it, man. 912 00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:21,560 No, how did you pick up the shit? 913 00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:23,520 If you're missing, it's not a solid law. 914 00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:24,520 Yeah, yeah. 915 00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:25,520 He's talking about a spray. 916 00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:26,520 Yeah. 917 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:27,520 Oh, man. 918 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:29,240 So it got on your feet, too. 919 00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:30,840 It's like I'm trying to think. 920 00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:35,040 Imagine you had a thing of pudding and it just dropped on the floor. 921 00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:36,800 It's not going to splatter everywhere. 922 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:41,280 It's going to stay in one place, but then you've got to wipe it up and you've got to 923 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:42,280 cool it off. 924 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,280 It's sick, dude. 925 00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:47,720 He's like something, but I wouldn't call it an untouchable. 926 00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:48,720 He's touched. 927 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,760 No, I guess. 928 00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:56,800 I swear, if you guys had the physical ability to do it, you would never stop. 929 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:57,800 Fuck yourself, man. 930 00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:58,800 You would never stop. 931 00:27:58,800 --> 00:27:59,800 I got the physical ability. 932 00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:00,800 Hold on. 933 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:01,800 Let me tell you something, son. 934 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:04,200 Brandon's about to break his foot trying to do it. 935 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:05,640 It's going to go in the hole. 936 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:08,040 I could be a freaking contortionist. 937 00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:09,400 I will never be like you. 938 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:10,400 I'm never shitting. 939 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:11,400 It's not about contortion, dude. 940 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,400 It's about sheer mental focus and ability. 941 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:19,200 I'm saying I could have the freaking knees of a Taiwanese teenager. 942 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:22,560 I'm not shitting on the toilet like that, bro. 943 00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:23,560 I'm never going to be. 944 00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:28,520 I will shit like everybody else in the good old US of A. 945 00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:29,520 That's good, man. 946 00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:32,520 That's where y'all's country is going to shit, dude. 947 00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:34,120 Y'all's country is yours country. 948 00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:35,600 I'm an Afghani now, bro. 949 00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:37,840 We got a new government recently. 950 00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:40,840 It's fucking sick. 951 00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:44,840 Hey, Brandon, play this clip where it says ex-Domkar. 952 00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:51,080 It's my favorite clip of all time, I think. 953 00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:52,080 Scroll down. 954 00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:53,080 Not those. 955 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:54,080 Right here. 956 00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:57,080 Oh shit, I remember this. 957 00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:58,080 So, first. 958 00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:00,720 So, we moved to LA. 959 00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:02,500 My father gets a job at the Palm restaurant. 960 00:29:02,500 --> 00:29:06,080 My uncle, Jr., works there, who was a Jehovah's Witness, believe it or not. 961 00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,320 He worked from Catholic to Jehovah. 962 00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:12,760 So basically, my grandmother wanted us all to switch from Catholic to Jehovah. 963 00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:14,680 You know, meanwhile, we're from Harlem. 964 00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:15,680 My father's doing coke. 965 00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:18,200 You know, my mother thinks she's Aunt Margaret. 966 00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:20,560 She's teasing the hare with a bottle of vodka. 967 00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,880 You know, so dysfunctional. 968 00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:24,600 Cross-addicted family. 969 00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:28,160 Still cooking pasta on Sundays. 970 00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:31,520 And the meatballs, they wind up being burnt. 971 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:34,160 But you know, it just got so dysfunctional. 972 00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:37,760 It got pretty bad. 973 00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:40,240 I know for a fact this person gargoyle shit. 974 00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:43,480 For an absolute fact. 975 00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:49,320 I love how he's talking this whole time and then he's like, he's laughing about how his 976 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:51,600 family's so fucked and he's like, but the meatballs got burnt. 977 00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:54,360 And he's like, the meatballs got burnt. 978 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,360 It got pretty bad. 979 00:29:56,360 --> 00:30:00,720 I think it's almost, it's just the way they speak. 980 00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:02,160 It's almost cartoonish. 981 00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:10,040 It's like, you think of like a blue collar, almost like a Fred Flintstone type dad. 982 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:12,080 So there's my mother. 983 00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:16,280 But then they're dressed like North Hollywood soccer moms. 984 00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:18,240 So you're like, yo, this is too extreme. 985 00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:19,240 I love it. 986 00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:20,240 So that's Aunt Margaret. 987 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,280 To me, that's just Tim Dillon, dude. 988 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:25,080 That's exactly what Tim Dillon is. 989 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:26,640 Who's Aunt Margaret? 990 00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:28,640 Oh, this is Aunt Margaret. 991 00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:29,640 Right there. 992 00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:33,560 Oh, are we just looking up our baddest white women? 993 00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:34,560 No, that's what he said. 994 00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:37,640 No, he said, he said my mother's like Aunt Margaret. 995 00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:38,640 So then we searched for Aunt Margaret. 996 00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:40,640 She's teaching her here with the vodka, dude. 997 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:42,640 Okay, yo, Juneteenth is over. 998 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,120 Pull up Young Dolly Parton. 999 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:47,120 Ooh, Dolly, was that Ben? 1000 00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:48,120 Young. 1001 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:50,680 Hurry up before Dr. Umar finds out. 1002 00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:51,680 Oh shit. 1003 00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:52,680 It's right there. 1004 00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:53,680 It's the first one. 1005 00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:54,680 You ain't got to do it. 1006 00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:55,680 Right there. 1007 00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:56,680 Nah, nah, nah. 1008 00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:57,680 You got to do it. 1009 00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:59,680 It's right there. 1010 00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:00,680 Nah, nah, nah. 1011 00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:01,680 Even younger. 1012 00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:02,680 The one with the hair to the right, to the right. 1013 00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:03,680 Keep going. 1014 00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:04,680 Right, that one. 1015 00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:05,680 This one? 1016 00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:06,680 That one, cold. 1017 00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:07,680 Yeah. 1018 00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:08,680 Cold. 1019 00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:09,680 Let's see. 1020 00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:12,680 Telling me Young Dolly wasn't a fox. 1021 00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:13,680 Oh yeah. 1022 00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:17,680 You don't think so, Brandon? 1023 00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:20,680 Yeah, she's good. 1024 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:22,680 Oh my gosh. 1025 00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,680 Brandon, look up Sidney Lopper Pepsi commercial. 1026 00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:26,680 Oh man, I remember that. 1027 00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:29,680 Sidney, Sidney, uh, it's not Sidney Lopper. 1028 00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:30,680 It's not Sidney, Sidney Crawford. 1029 00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:31,680 Crawford, yeah. 1030 00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:32,680 Is that the chick with the mole? 1031 00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:33,680 Yeah. 1032 00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,680 I never understood that. 1033 00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:36,680 What? 1034 00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:37,680 You like this over that? 1035 00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:38,680 First of all, these are people. 1036 00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:43,680 First of all, they're old, they no longer matter, okay dude? 1037 00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:44,680 Oh my gosh. 1038 00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:45,680 Let's see. 1039 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:50,680 I never got the fascination with the beautiful mole thing. 1040 00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:52,680 That's not it, dude. 1041 00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:53,680 You saying no? 1042 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:57,680 Well that is it, I'm saying the mole isn't the thing for me. 1043 00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:58,680 Oh. 1044 00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:03,680 Man, when she interviewed the Fresh Prince of Bel Air's cast, man, that was cool. 1045 00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:06,680 It was. 1046 00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:09,680 It was dope. 1047 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:15,680 I don't, I only, like you ever used to watch that show, I Love the 80s and 90s? 1048 00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:16,680 Yeah. 1049 00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:18,680 That's the only reason I know anything about this commercial. 1050 00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:19,680 And they used to tell you everything about it? 1051 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:20,680 Yeah. 1052 00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:21,680 And pop-ups. 1053 00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:24,680 I remember that kid and it's like, I love the 90s. 1054 00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:25,680 Yeah. 1055 00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:26,680 Right. 1056 00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:30,680 Look at that Michael Jordan, I mean that Michael Jackson Pepsi commercial, that was 1057 00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:31,680 the best one. 1058 00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:32,680 Yeah, when he burnt his hair. 1059 00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:33,680 You know he never grew his hair back. 1060 00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:34,680 Yeah. 1061 00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:35,680 When he died. 1062 00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:38,680 I seen a picture of that burn too, that shit looked bad. 1063 00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:42,680 But look, hold on, before you look up that, look up young Stacey Dash. 1064 00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:43,680 Oh. 1065 00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:44,680 Man. 1066 00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:47,680 Stacey Dash 2003, I was like 12 years old, man. 1067 00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:50,680 This woman was the ghettoest. 1068 00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:51,680 Oh, I remember her. 1069 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:53,680 Queen, bro, like in every hood. 1070 00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:54,680 Oh, every BT boogie. 1071 00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:57,680 Men would have murdered to have this lady be their wife. 1072 00:32:57,680 --> 00:32:59,680 She was on, what was that show called? 1073 00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:00,680 See, that's her older. 1074 00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:01,680 You put in. 1075 00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:02,680 Yeah, that is what it was. 1076 00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:03,680 Scroll down, scroll down. 1077 00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:06,680 Yeah, where's she, where, oh here goes one. 1078 00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:08,680 Fine when she started becoming a white woman. 1079 00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:11,680 Dash, yeah, that's the young Stacey Dash I remember. 1080 00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:14,680 Then later on she start saying real crazy things. 1081 00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:15,680 Yeah, she went hardcore Republican. 1082 00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:16,680 Like real hardcore Republican. 1083 00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:20,680 Real hardcore, did you see like two years? 1084 00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:23,680 She got on Instagram, it was crying. 1085 00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:27,680 She was like, nobody told me DMX died. 1086 00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:28,680 Yeah. 1087 00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:30,680 Like two years after he died. 1088 00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:31,680 Yes, man. 1089 00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:32,680 I swear to God. 1090 00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:33,680 Quick, Stacey Dash and DMX. 1091 00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:40,680 Right, right, yeah, find that on YouTube fam, find that on YouTube. 1092 00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:43,680 Man, were they close or something? 1093 00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:46,680 Apparently not married. 1094 00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:49,680 But the thing is, because of like who he was. 1095 00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:51,680 Right there, right there. 1096 00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:58,680 Hip hop world, she might know DMX, like for real for her. 1097 00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:02,680 Okay, I'm ashamed. 1098 00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:10,680 I didn't know. 1099 00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:12,680 I didn't know DMX died. 1100 00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:14,680 I didn't know. 1101 00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:16,680 It's literally two years at least. 1102 00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:17,680 Why would you make this video? 1103 00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:23,680 Yeah. 1104 00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:27,680 Look at her flammed nostrils, bro. 1105 00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:32,680 I am today six years and one month clean. 1106 00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:33,680 What's she saying? 1107 00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:35,680 She said she's six years and one month clean. 1108 00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:47,680 It breaks my heart, breaks my heart, he lost to it, he lost, he lost to that demon of addiction. 1109 00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:51,680 She's about to relapse right here, that's why she made this video. 1110 00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:59,680 I get it, she's obviously very remorseful about it, but what I don't understand is making the video two years after. 1111 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:02,680 And she was four years sober when he died. 1112 00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:06,680 She was an act of addiction and just didn't know what was going on. 1113 00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:11,680 My thing is this, she said I'm sorry y'all, you didn't have to tell us. 1114 00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:17,680 Because we all thought the world knows that DMX is dead. 1115 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:23,680 So you created a video letting us know that you fucked up real bad and you're crying about it. 1116 00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:28,680 You could have just had your moment and the world would have been none the wiser. 1117 00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:31,680 Who else do you think she doesn't know died? 1118 00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:33,680 Oh my god, wait till she finds out. 1119 00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:36,680 Jerry West, you think she's gonna be upset about that one? 1120 00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:39,680 She might be a Lakers fan. 1121 00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:41,680 Yeah, she's been to LA for him. 1122 00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:44,680 You know what's fucked up? She didn't even play DMX music when she was talking about it. 1123 00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:45,680 I was thinking about that. 1124 00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:48,680 Did she add that in there or was that a different person? 1125 00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:51,680 Nah, I hope that was a different person. 1126 00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:52,680 Okay. 1127 00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:54,680 But what DMX song would you play? 1128 00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:55,680 Y'all gonna make me lose my mind. 1129 00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:56,680 Fuck! 1130 00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:58,680 That lets me know you don't listen to DMX. 1131 00:35:58,680 --> 00:35:59,680 Yeah, no shit. 1132 00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:01,680 DMX have prayers. 1133 00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:03,680 Yeah, he has prayers literally. 1134 00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:05,680 I'm talking about they some of the hard- 1135 00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:13,680 Yeah, like low key, like, Heavenly Father, it is you who is giving me life. 1136 00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:15,680 And I know! 1137 00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:18,680 It's one of the best things ever. 1138 00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:21,680 But if you like listen, he's passionate about it. 1139 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:22,680 He is super passionate about it. 1140 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,680 He's also passionate about hating gay people. 1141 00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:25,680 That's what I remember. 1142 00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:27,680 Oh, that's just old school black shit. 1143 00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:29,680 Oh yeah, yeah. 1144 00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:30,680 That's old school black shit. 1145 00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:32,680 He was shaving his head bald at 19. 1146 00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:36,680 You think he has high reviews for gay people? 1147 00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:37,680 Come on. 1148 00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:42,680 You're excusing that, but you're like, I can tell you haven't listened to DMX. 1149 00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:44,680 No fucking shit, dude. 1150 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:46,680 He should have played Slippin'. 1151 00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:47,680 Huh? 1152 00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:49,680 I'm slipping, I'm falling, I can't get up. 1153 00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:52,680 I'm slipping, I'm falling, I got to get up. 1154 00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:54,680 To get back on my feet so I can text you. 1155 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:55,680 Yep. 1156 00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:56,680 Hey, I like that. 1157 00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:57,680 Hey, hey, hey. 1158 00:36:57,680 --> 00:36:58,680 DMX was a shit. 1159 00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:00,680 DMX was huge. 1160 00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:03,680 It went DMX, then Ja Rule. 1161 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,680 Remember we was talking about that? 1162 00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:08,680 It went the biggest artists, especially hip hop. 1163 00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:14,680 It went DMX, Ja Rule, and then 50 Cent came and literally destroyed a man's career for being the top. 1164 00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:19,680 Go look up rap album sales of all time. 1165 00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:25,680 Oh man, Eminem's number one. 1166 00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:26,680 Eminem? 1167 00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:28,680 Yeah, Eminem's going to be number one. 1168 00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:30,680 He's got to be. 1169 00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:31,680 Let's see. 1170 00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:33,680 Nah, that's 16. 1171 00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:34,680 Look what he got. 1172 00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:36,680 Like a deer caught in the headlights, bro. 1173 00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:38,680 Oh damn, Outkast is the highest? 1174 00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:40,680 Why did you leave Business Insider? 1175 00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:41,680 Go to Business Insider. 1176 00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:43,680 He wanted to find out. 1177 00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:45,680 I told him to go back out there. 1178 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,680 Eminem is the top. 1179 00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:48,680 Just scroll down, you don't know yet. 1180 00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:50,680 They started to live. 1181 00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:54,680 16, LL Cool J. 1182 00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:59,680 They're both 16? 1183 00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:00,680 What the hell? 1184 00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:01,680 They're tied. 1185 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:02,680 Oh shit. 1186 00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:05,680 All right, you got Nas. 1187 00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:06,680 He's good. 1188 00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:10,680 Snoop Dogg is 16. 1189 00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:11,680 They all tied? 1190 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,680 Yeah, that's not a number. 1191 00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:17,680 13. 1192 00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:18,680 There's a new number. 1193 00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:19,680 Thank you. 1194 00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:20,680 Ludacris, finally. 1195 00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:22,680 I love you, Brandon. 1196 00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:24,680 Love you too, man. 1197 00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:25,680 He's been tied for 13. 1198 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:26,680 DMX is 12. 1199 00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:27,680 DMX 12. 1200 00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:28,680 Why is he 12? 1201 00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:29,680 He need to be up more. 1202 00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:30,680 Nah, that's high for us. 1203 00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:32,680 That man showed like what was it? 1204 00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:34,680 Two or three number one albums in one year. 1205 00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:36,680 Yeah, that's crazy. 1206 00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:37,680 His first free album. 1207 00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:40,680 Flesh on my flesh, blood on my blood, and then it was X. 1208 00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:41,680 Man. 1209 00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:42,680 It's dark in here. 1210 00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:43,680 Oh, it's dark. 1211 00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:44,680 It's dark. 1212 00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:45,680 I almost said it's dark in here. 1213 00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:46,680 Yep. 1214 00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:49,680 So two in 1998 both went to the top. 1215 00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:50,680 50. 1216 00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:51,680 Get Richard out. 1217 00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:52,680 Ryan. 1218 00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:53,680 I remember when that shit came out. 1219 00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:54,680 Let's see who's next. 1220 00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:55,680 Who's next? 1221 00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:56,680 Notorious. 1222 00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:57,680 Wow, they put me in. 1223 00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,680 This is so, I mean this is just the facts. 1224 00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:01,680 Oh, the facts. 1225 00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:02,680 Okay, I saw this. 1226 00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:03,680 This ain't opinions. 1227 00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:04,680 Oh, this is a business site. 1228 00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:05,680 Let's see, let's go back up. 1229 00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:06,680 Okay. 1230 00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:07,680 Nelly Nell. 1231 00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:08,680 Hey, STL, baby. 1232 00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:09,680 Where that band at? 1233 00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:10,680 If you want to go and take a ride with me. 1234 00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:11,680 Oh, he did that. 1235 00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:12,680 That's what's up, man. 1236 00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:13,680 Outcast 9. 1237 00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:14,680 All right, you can see that. 1238 00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:15,680 Outcast 9. 1239 00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:16,680 Outcast 9. 1240 00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:17,680 Outcast 9. 1241 00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:18,680 Outcast 9. 1242 00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:19,680 Outcast 9. 1243 00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:20,680 Outcast 9. 1244 00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:21,680 Outcast 9. 1245 00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:22,680 All right, you can scroll a little faster. 1246 00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:23,680 Beastie Boys, oh shit. 1247 00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:24,680 Beastie Boys. 1248 00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:25,680 Yeah, I didn't know they was that high. 1249 00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:26,680 Lil Wayne. 1250 00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:27,680 All right. 1251 00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:28,680 Let's see. 1252 00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:29,680 Kanye West. 1253 00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:30,680 That makes sense. 1254 00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:31,680 Drake. 1255 00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:32,680 Drake. 1256 00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:33,680 Yeah, that's all right. 1257 00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:34,680 Let's see, two, no four. 1258 00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:35,680 Okay. 1259 00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:36,680 Jay-Z. 1260 00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:37,680 Damn, he hit four. 1261 00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:38,680 Who the fuck is Jay-Z? 1262 00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:39,680 I mean Jay-Z. 1263 00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:40,680 Okay, Tupac is number one. 1264 00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:41,680 I mean two. 1265 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:42,680 Two, they put him at two. 1266 00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:43,680 They put Tupac at two because he got two. 1267 00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:44,680 That's not why they put him there. 1268 00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:45,680 Eminem is number one. 1269 00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:46,680 Eminem is number one. 1270 00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:47,680 Tupac is number one. 1271 00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:50,680 So $61 million record. 1272 00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:51,680 Physical copies, yeah. 1273 00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:52,680 Physical. 1274 00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:53,680 Is it? 1275 00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:54,680 Sufi. 1276 00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:55,680 Yeah, that's it. 1277 00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:56,680 Y'all know nothing about that. 1278 00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:57,680 I don't. 1279 00:39:57,680 --> 00:39:58,680 I'm lying. 1280 00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:02,880 Back when you used to have to go to get CDs, bro. 1281 00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:03,880 Oh yeah. 1282 00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:04,880 He was my first CD though. 1283 00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:06,880 It's the real Slim Shady in fifth grade, yep. 1284 00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:12,880 My first CD was, and I'm not ashamed to admit this, Lil Bow while I was like Mike Settling 1285 00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:17,880 on the track, hold on, three months later I got Ludacris, Chicken and Beer. 1286 00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:18,880 Hell yeah. 1287 00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:19,880 And then I got the G-Unit mixtape. 1288 00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:22,880 And then it was nothing but G-Unit right after that. 1289 00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:24,880 Yeah, G-Unit was that shit. 1290 00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:26,880 I couldn't start my morning without listening to him. 1291 00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:27,880 What was your first? 1292 00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:28,880 Did you have, y'all didn't probably have? 1293 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:29,880 No, I had a bootleg or so. 1294 00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:30,880 Yeah, yeah, whatever. 1295 00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:31,880 People that would give you, but I didn't do CDs. 1296 00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:32,880 What y'all have? 1297 00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:33,880 Cinema, movies. 1298 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:38,880 I'm sorry, I forgot about that. 1299 00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:41,880 All of those albums I just named were bootlegs. 1300 00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:46,880 I didn't buy my first real CD until like two years later and it was 50 Cent. 1301 00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:48,880 Give Richard a try. 1302 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:49,880 Give Richard a try, yeah, yeah. 1303 00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:52,880 But we got cinema movies where the dude would be in the middle of it and shit. 1304 00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:56,880 And then you got to hope that the audio's right and hope that the dude gave you the 1305 00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:58,880 right CD because he'd just be like, all right, come here, bruh. 1306 00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:00,880 And then he'd open up his trunk and you'd be like, which one you want? 1307 00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:02,880 I mean, my mom would get it because I was too young at the time. 1308 00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:04,880 Yeah, what'd y'all get? 1309 00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:05,880 Man, we got it all. 1310 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:07,880 I remember I saw the B-movie like that. 1311 00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:08,880 What else was it? 1312 00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:11,880 Iron Man 2, that's when we had that incident in first grade. 1313 00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:14,880 And like you remember with the monkey bars? 1314 00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:16,880 Oh yeah, we know. 1315 00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:17,880 Is that what we're calling it? 1316 00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:20,880 What does that have to do with Iron Man 2? 1317 00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:25,880 Because after that happened, I just went home when I couldn't walk and looked at Iron Man 2. 1318 00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:28,880 He was hoping somebody would provide him with an exoskeleton. 1319 00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:31,880 He was going to come back and beat the shit out of that man. 1320 00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:37,880 I would have, shit, if I had that exoskeleton, I would have blew that, you know, blew that whole place up. 1321 00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:40,880 You would have attacked that special needs child. 1322 00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:46,880 We've learned information after the fact and we know why they were at recess. 1323 00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:48,880 We know why they were capable of- 1324 00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:50,880 I'm not going to lie, they were all assholes at the time. 1325 00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:52,880 May have been the whole damn recess. 1326 00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:55,880 So y'all had your own special recess? 1327 00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:57,880 Oh no, this is everybody. This is normal stuff. 1328 00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:58,880 Oh, everybody got to go. 1329 00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:02,880 Oh yeah, because you remember I was just in that one thing for a minute and then I'm just in normal everywhere. 1330 00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:04,880 Because I was just there. 1331 00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:07,880 Because let me tell you now. 1332 00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:09,880 Brandon got bullied in that class. 1333 00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:11,880 Let me tell you what happened. 1334 00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:17,880 So when I was in there, they were like, okay, so the only reason you're here is because we know sometimes you need extra time. 1335 00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:20,880 So that's the only reason. 1336 00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:23,880 So I'd be in there and they'd be like, you good with your work? You good with all that? 1337 00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:25,880 Alright, just get your work done. 1338 00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:27,880 Now you go back to your normal classes. 1339 00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:29,880 And that's what I did. 1340 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:31,880 The whole day I'd just walk around and people would be like, you in a special? 1341 00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:32,880 I ain't no special. 1342 00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:34,880 I thought you said, oh, it was special needs. 1343 00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:37,880 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1344 00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:39,880 You crossed the line. 1345 00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:40,880 No, what was it then? 1346 00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:41,880 Special Ed. 1347 00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:43,880 No, I'm sorry. 1348 00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:45,880 Special Ed and Special Ed. 1349 00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:47,880 No, they're not. No, they're not. 1350 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:49,880 There's a difference. 1351 00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:51,880 I don't know if anyone... 1352 00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:53,880 Well, no, it makes sense. 1353 00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:55,880 Okay, what's Special Ed? 1354 00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:56,880 Special Ed. 1355 00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:58,880 It's like hospice in a nursing home. 1356 00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:03,880 You can die at either or, but it's full time and part time. 1357 00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:05,880 One of what we kind of have. 1358 00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:08,880 Special Ed is like a little bit of some learning disabilities. 1359 00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:10,880 Like you need a little bit of extra time. 1360 00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,880 Or if your mind... 1361 00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:14,880 I mean, somebody can have dyslexia. 1362 00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:16,880 They can get a little bit autistic. 1363 00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:20,880 Or, yeah, you're just struggling a little bit. 1364 00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:25,880 But special needs is what everybody thinks that Special Ed is. 1365 00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,880 That's what it is. 1366 00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:30,880 You're starting to lose me. 1367 00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:32,880 What is special needs? 1368 00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:34,880 Special needs is when they come in on the bus. 1369 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:39,880 This is when you're qualified for the Special Olympics, basically. 1370 00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:41,880 Brandon, weren't you on... 1371 00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:44,880 Didn't you say something one time about being on the bus? 1372 00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:46,880 Okay, listen. 1373 00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:48,880 Brandon, which one were you in? 1374 00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:50,880 I was a volunteer for the Special Olympics. 1375 00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:52,880 I wasn't in it. 1376 00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:54,880 You were an alternate. 1377 00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:56,880 I was an alternate. 1378 00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:58,880 I was an alternate. 1379 00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:01,880 You were the AROTC representative. 1380 00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:04,880 Brandon said they made me go dress up like them. 1381 00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:06,880 And then I had to wave at them. 1382 00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:08,880 I made sure everything was under control. 1383 00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:10,880 That's what I was to do. 1384 00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:12,880 I had to watch. 1385 00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:14,880 My other friend, he wasn't lucky though. 1386 00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:16,880 He had an older person. 1387 00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:18,880 He was like, Brandon, this dude kept trying to hug and kiss me the whole time. 1388 00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:20,880 I couldn't do it. 1389 00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:22,880 What the fuck? 1390 00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:24,880 I was like, are you being violated by this guy? 1391 00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:26,880 He couldn't even lift a word. 1392 00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:28,880 He couldn't stop himself. 1393 00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:30,880 He was like, this dude tried to buy me. 1394 00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:32,880 We haven't said it in all these years. 1395 00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:34,880 We're not going to say it now. 1396 00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:36,880 But me, I was smooth sailing. 1397 00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:38,880 I get it, Brandon. 1398 00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:40,880 But yes, man. 1399 00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:42,880 He going to hell. 1400 00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:44,880 Baby. 1401 00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:46,880 Oh yeah, man. 1402 00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:48,880 Especially me, they'd have to go to the lunch and be in a certain section and stuff. 1403 00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:50,880 Me, I was just chilling with everybody. 1404 00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:52,880 I was like, man, people are your special ed. 1405 00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:54,880 But you ate whatever they wanted. 1406 00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:56,880 Oh no, I didn't eat with nobody. 1407 00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:58,880 I ate with my friends. 1408 00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:00,880 I was just walking around normal. 1409 00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:02,880 I did everything normal. 1410 00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:04,880 I just had one class. 1411 00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:06,880 In the beginning of the day that I hated. 1412 00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:08,880 Sometimes if I was struggling in the class, they'd be like, do we need to sit in that class and shit with you? 1413 00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,880 I'd be like, no, I don't need to sit with you. 1414 00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:12,880 How long were you in that class for? 1415 00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:14,880 What was the class? 1416 00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:16,880 What were they teaching you in this class? 1417 00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:18,880 They didn't teach you nothing. 1418 00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:20,880 I was just sitting there and had time to do some work, man. 1419 00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:22,880 What kind of work? 1420 00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:24,880 Any class work. 1421 00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:26,880 All the class. 1422 00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:32,880 Now, when you were saying a few podcasts ago about the drawing the straight lines and singing, what class was that? 1423 00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:34,880 Can I say this? 1424 00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:36,880 When you said, yeah, I would go sing to old people and draw a straight line. 1425 00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:40,880 When you said sing to old people, I was at home. 1426 00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:42,880 I was cleaning my living room. 1427 00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:44,880 But I was playing a podcast. 1428 00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:46,880 My face kind of scrunched up. 1429 00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:48,880 Because I was like, what class is this? 1430 00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:54,880 And then when you said, you don't even test the desk, man, you just draw a straight line. 1431 00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:58,880 I almost died because I swear to God, I think I was coughing up my own esophagus. 1432 00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:02,880 What class was that? 1433 00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:04,880 What they call it is transition class. 1434 00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:06,880 They called it that when you were in high school. 1435 00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:08,880 It was transitions class. 1436 00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:14,880 And then there would be one thing where they had speech class, like speech therapy or something like that. 1437 00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:16,880 And then there was another one where you had to go to this group and read. 1438 00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:18,880 So it was more than one class then? 1439 00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:22,880 Well, yeah, when I was younger, like in first grade. 1440 00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:24,880 What you said in high school. 1441 00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:26,880 No, no, no, I'm talking about before that a little bit. 1442 00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:30,880 At first, it was like you had to go to the reading and then reading the group. 1443 00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:34,880 Brandon, can you look up transition classes? 1444 00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:36,880 This episode ain't going to come out, bro. 1445 00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:38,880 I'm telling you, y'all are wild. 1446 00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:42,880 This is crazy. 1447 00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:46,880 Transitions class, helping a student. 1448 00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:52,880 OK, one that is devoted to helping a student achieve post school goals, focus on training. 1449 00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:54,880 So, yeah, this is not bad. 1450 00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:56,880 No, none of it's bad. 1451 00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:58,880 But let me show you. 1452 00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:00,880 Special Ed one. 1453 00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:02,880 See, it does say special Ed. 1454 00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:04,880 It does not say special needs. 1455 00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:06,880 That's what they think it is. 1456 00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:08,880 So what does it mean? 1457 00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:10,880 Oh my gosh. 1458 00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:13,880 This I was in college for education. 1459 00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:16,880 The IEP program is for students with disabilities. 1460 00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:22,880 These classes are to teach people to work in public. 1461 00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:24,880 Damn, man. 1462 00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:28,880 This is like they teach you to like give change and like. 1463 00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:30,880 That's how I got out of that. 1464 00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:32,880 Did y'all do that? 1465 00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:34,880 Damn, man. 1466 00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:36,880 Were you in IEP? 1467 00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:40,880 IEP is an individualized education plan, I believe. 1468 00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:42,880 So it's like a plan. 1469 00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:45,880 If you have like a diagnosed thing, they take you. 1470 00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:47,880 Or are an immigrant. 1471 00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:49,880 Yeah, yeah. 1472 00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:51,880 They give you a plan. 1473 00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:56,880 But like IEP for 504 or whatever, that's for people that have like a learning disability. 1474 00:47:56,880 --> 00:48:00,880 But that's how you got to know how to do the change so well on donations. 1475 00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:02,880 I guess that's why. 1476 00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:04,880 Because now I'm a master cashier. 1477 00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:06,880 Because the IEP. 1478 00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:08,880 Look at that. 1479 00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:10,880 The IEP. 1480 00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:12,880 I didn't see it. 1481 00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:14,880 No, no. 1482 00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:16,880 Get ready to start drawing some straight lines. 1483 00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:19,880 Yeah, Dom has to like retransmit. 1484 00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:22,880 That's crazy. 1485 00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:24,880 I never knew that. 1486 00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:26,880 Ain't that wrong with it, man? 1487 00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:28,880 No, man. 1488 00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:30,880 I don't know. 1489 00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:34,880 Let me keep one thing for damn sure. 1490 00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:36,880 They didn't keep me there, alright? 1491 00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:38,880 That's a college man. 1492 00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:41,880 Oh, no. As soon as they took me out, I wanted to kind of get back in that shit. 1493 00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:43,880 It got rough. 1494 00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:46,880 Because what happened was when I was like, man, I want to get out. 1495 00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:48,880 And then they were like, alright, fine. 1496 00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:50,880 If you want to get out, whatever. 1497 00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:52,880 And then my papers got lost, man. 1498 00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:54,880 So now I got to find out where my papers are at. 1499 00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:56,880 Your freedom papers. 1500 00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:58,880 Oh. 1501 00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:04,880 My history tracking that I was in my IEP stuff. 1502 00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:07,880 So you can get the credit for it? 1503 00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:09,880 No, so I can get some help. 1504 00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:11,880 Oh. 1505 00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:13,880 He's trying to get back in. 1506 00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:16,880 When you leave IEP, they staple your medical history to you. 1507 00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:19,880 They're like, they're bumping into somebody who can help them. 1508 00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:22,880 And I called for one dude, and they're like, man, he left. 1509 00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:24,880 And I'm like, damn, man, that was my only hope. 1510 00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:28,880 Because the other ones, they in other schools that retired, that was elementary. 1511 00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:30,880 Yeah, man. 1512 00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:32,880 They're trying to make you do algebra, huh? 1513 00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:33,880 Yeah, man. 1514 00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:35,880 I'm doing an infinite math. 1515 00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:37,880 I'm not. 1516 00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:39,880 In college? 1517 00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:41,880 It's finite math. 1518 00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:43,880 My bad, finite. 1519 00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:45,880 That's not crazy. 1520 00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:46,880 I hate math. 1521 00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:52,880 If you have a major where you're not like STEM major, you don't need to take fucking pre-calculus. 1522 00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:53,880 For real? 1523 00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:55,880 Yeah, I mean, it doesn't make sense. 1524 00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:58,880 Because I was like, I'm in communications, and they give me all these math classes. 1525 00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:01,880 But how many did they give you? Did they just give you finite? 1526 00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:04,880 No, sadly, sadly, I do other ones. 1527 00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:05,880 I gotta keep going back. 1528 00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:08,880 Dude, I had to go through for all my semesters because I'm at the junior year now. 1529 00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:10,880 Your boy is passing. 1530 00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:11,880 Oh, shit. 1531 00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:12,880 Well, he's in it. 1532 00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:13,880 Not yet. 1533 00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:14,880 Not yet. 1534 00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:15,880 I'm in a little... 1535 00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:17,880 That's why we're trying to get back into the special ed. 1536 00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:20,880 Once I get back in, we're smooth selling. 1537 00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:24,880 But yeah, man, dude, I had to take a bunch of other math classes. 1538 00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:25,880 And I had one. 1539 00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:30,880 One of them I've passed by default because apparently he didn't know what he was doing, 1540 00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:32,880 and everybody in that class failed. 1541 00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:34,880 And every time, he would always... 1542 00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:37,880 Because what he would do is just come in there and be like, hey, class, this is what we're doing today. 1543 00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:41,880 He'd sit down and eat his fat ass candy and then look at us like we stupid. 1544 00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:43,880 And then we'd be like, hey, man, we don't know. 1545 00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:44,880 He'd be like, hey, hey, what's the problem? 1546 00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:45,880 I don't get what the problem is. 1547 00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:47,880 And then one day he got fired, right? 1548 00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:49,880 And he walked up to us and was like, oh, so y'all just going to fire me? 1549 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:51,880 We were like... 1550 00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:52,880 I have a question. 1551 00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:54,880 You said he eats his fat ass candy. 1552 00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:55,880 Yes. 1553 00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:58,880 Are you calling him a fat ass or is he eating fat ass candy? 1554 00:50:58,880 --> 00:50:59,880 Both, man. 1555 00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:01,880 He pulls up and just eat as much candy as he wants, man. 1556 00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:02,880 I'd be like, well, damn. 1557 00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:03,880 Brandon was just jealous. 1558 00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:04,880 Yeah. 1559 00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:06,880 I'm like, oh, he's going to eat, but I can't eat. 1560 00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:09,880 Like when that teacher was cussing us out and they're like, what was it? 1561 00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:12,880 Eighth grade with his Logan Roadhouse head ass. 1562 00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:14,880 And I'm like, you look here, bro. 1563 00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:15,880 Logan's Roadhouse. 1564 00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:17,880 Yeah, because his head was like a dinner roll. 1565 00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:19,880 And there's Texas Roadhouse. 1566 00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:21,880 He went to Logan's Roadhouse. 1567 00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:22,880 That's what I grew up on. 1568 00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:24,880 I think that's what it's called, though. 1569 00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:26,880 No, no, there's Logan's and then there's Texas Roadhouse. 1570 00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:28,880 I think it's called Logan's Roadhouse. 1571 00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:29,880 It is. 1572 00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:30,880 Yeah. 1573 00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:31,880 There is a place called Logan's. 1574 00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:33,880 Oh, yeah, dude, I literally grew up at Logan's. 1575 00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:35,880 That's not what's funny about it. 1576 00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:37,880 But dude, he would always cuss. 1577 00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:38,880 I'm like, wait a minute, man. 1578 00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:39,880 Wait a minute. 1579 00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:40,880 I rolled my hand up like you. 1580 00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:43,880 I was like, yo, so if you can cuss, then can I cuss? 1581 00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:44,880 And he's like, no, man. 1582 00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:48,880 I was like, then why are you, why, why, why, why, why not? 1583 00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:49,880 How come I can't cuss? 1584 00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:50,880 But you can't? 1585 00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:51,880 Because this is my damn room. 1586 00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:53,880 You got to probably get the fuck out. 1587 00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:56,880 I'm like, OK, all right, goodbye. 1588 00:51:56,880 --> 00:52:00,880 And then I came back next day because I have to. 1589 00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:02,880 That's a valid point of view. 1590 00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:05,880 But what math class was that dude teaching? 1591 00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:07,880 Oh, the dude that cussed us out? 1592 00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:09,880 Oh, no, that was a science teacher. 1593 00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:11,880 Oh, no, the fat ass candy dude. 1594 00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:12,880 Fat ass candy. 1595 00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:14,880 Dude, it's big. 1596 00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:15,880 That was in college though, right? 1597 00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:16,880 Yes, definitely college. 1598 00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:17,880 He was back. 1599 00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:18,880 Was it the finite or a different one? 1600 00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:19,880 No, it was a different one. 1601 00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:20,880 But I don't remember what it was. 1602 00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:21,880 Was it before or after the finite? 1603 00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:22,880 Before. 1604 00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:24,880 It was like my first semester there. 1605 00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:29,880 So look up college math classes from start to end. 1606 00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:30,880 Counting. 1607 00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:32,880 Oh, I can show you. 1608 00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:33,880 My eyes are saying. 1609 00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:34,880 How? 1610 00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:35,880 All I got to do is search up end. 1611 00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:36,880 No, that's too much. 1612 00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:38,880 College math courses. 1613 00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:39,880 Lower. 1614 00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:42,880 Lower. 1615 00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:43,880 Entry level. 1616 00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:44,880 Yeah. 1617 00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:45,880 There we go. 1618 00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:46,880 There we go. 1619 00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:48,880 You don't have to be A and M. It could be. 1620 00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:49,880 Lower level? 1621 00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:50,880 Yeah, lower level. 1622 00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:51,880 Okay. 1623 00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:54,880 Damn, I think that actually was it. 1624 00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:55,880 That was the one. 1625 00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:56,880 I'm not fucking around. 1626 00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:57,880 That was actually, yeah. 1627 00:52:57,880 --> 00:52:58,880 Yeah, it was algebra then. 1628 00:52:58,880 --> 00:52:59,880 That's a hard one. 1629 00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:00,880 Yeah, they put letters in that shit, didn't they? 1630 00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:01,880 Yes, they did. 1631 00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:02,880 Dude, that's they doing infinite math and squares. 1632 00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:03,880 What the fuck? 1633 00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:10,880 Squares. 1634 00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:11,880 Like actual squares? 1635 00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:13,880 Yes, like doing like shapes and stuff too. 1636 00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:14,880 Oh, geometry. 1637 00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:15,880 A little bit of geometry. 1638 00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:16,880 I hate geometry though. 1639 00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:17,880 I can't stand that shit. 1640 00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:18,880 Dude, I suck at math. 1641 00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:19,880 That's why I'm in all this to begin with. 1642 00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:20,880 And because apparently, yeah, they thought I was an autistic. 1643 00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:21,880 And the speech and the reading. 1644 00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:22,880 Yeah, TH is in, what is it, the S. 1645 00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:23,880 Yeah. 1646 00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:24,880 Yeah, those two. 1647 00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:25,880 Yeah, I know. 1648 00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:26,880 But. 1649 00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:27,880 He said what is it? 1650 00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:28,880 Dude, I remember in third grade, I'd be in there struggling. 1651 00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:29,880 She'd be like, okay, bro, I'm gonna go to college. 1652 00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:30,880 I'm gonna go to college. 1653 00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:31,880 I'm gonna go to college. 1654 00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:32,880 I'm gonna go to college. 1655 00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:33,880 And she'd be like, I'm gonna go to college. 1656 00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:34,880 I'm gonna go to college. 1657 00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:35,880 And she'd be like, I'm gonna go to college. 1658 00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:36,880 And I'd be in there struggling. 1659 00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:37,880 She'd be like, okay, Brandon, practice your TH's and everything. 1660 00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:38,880 I'd be trying that all day. 1661 00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:39,880 And she'd be like, good, and now you can get a toy from the box. 1662 00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:40,880 And you're like, hell yeah, man. 1663 00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:41,880 Who did this? 1664 00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:42,880 Oh, the speech class. 1665 00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:43,880 Oh, okay. 1666 00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:44,880 What grade was this? 1667 00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:45,880 Second grade. 1668 00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:46,880 Oh, yeah. 1669 00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:47,880 Oh, yeah, man, dude. 1670 00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:49,880 I still get action figures to this day, man. 1671 00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:51,040 You know, wrestling, look at all that. 1672 00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:53,360 If you were like, I was a sophomore in high school. 1673 00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:54,360 Yeah. 1674 00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:55,360 Yeah, then they did. 1675 00:53:55,360 --> 00:54:03,320 I was like, I got a toy and sophomore, I'd be like, this is weird, man. 1676 00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:04,320 You would've took it. 1677 00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:05,320 Dude, I had a spe- yes, I would've took it. 1678 00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:06,320 I still get them now, man. 1679 00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:07,320 Yeah, yeah. 1680 00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:08,320 Turned out an action figure. 1681 00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:09,320 I had a special dude tell me I was special, man. 1682 00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:10,320 Do you remember when you were- 1683 00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:11,320 He was like, from special dude to special dude, you special as hell. 1684 00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:12,320 And I was like, what are you talking about? 1685 00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:13,320 How did he say it exactly? 1686 00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:17,840 He was like, listen, man, so I went up to him, I was like, dude, do you think that these 1687 00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:18,840 people say I'm special? 1688 00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:19,840 He was like, dude, yes. 1689 00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:21,560 Do you see how the teachers treat you, Brandon? 1690 00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:23,320 They're so nice to you and friendly. 1691 00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:24,320 You think they're friendly? 1692 00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:26,280 Do you think they're friendly like that for no reason? 1693 00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:31,120 I was like, dude, I'm sorry. 1694 00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:32,120 He was- 1695 00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:33,120 He was sentient? 1696 00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:34,120 Yeah, he was straight up autistic. 1697 00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:35,120 He was like, dude, I'm straight up autistic. 1698 00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:36,120 He said he was sentient? 1699 00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:37,120 Yeah. 1700 00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:38,120 Jesus. 1701 00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:39,120 He was like, I'm straight up autistic. 1702 00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:40,120 I know you were a little autistic, Brandon. 1703 00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:44,040 He was like, dude, you see how everybody treats you, bruh? 1704 00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:47,160 He seemed like he had a pretty big level of awareness to- 1705 00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:48,160 Oh yeah. 1706 00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:49,160 He was just autistic. 1707 00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:52,320 To recognize- but he said he was- how special was he, though? 1708 00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:54,040 Not the worst, just autistic. 1709 00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:55,040 That's not crazy. 1710 00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:56,040 No, that ain't- 1711 00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:57,040 Hey, we're a little autistic, right? 1712 00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:58,040 Who isn't, bruh? 1713 00:54:58,040 --> 00:54:59,040 Hey, everybody's a little autistic. 1714 00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:00,040 Are you guys on the spectrum? 1715 00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:01,040 Yeah. 1716 00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:04,040 How much Red 40 have I drank in my life, too? 1717 00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:07,800 How much Red 40 have I drank today? 1718 00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:10,040 And I really do have to get a test, though. 1719 00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:11,040 Test for what? 1720 00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:12,040 Autism, man. 1721 00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:13,040 We gotta see. 1722 00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:14,040 It's just too damn far. 1723 00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:15,040 We can probably pull- 1724 00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:16,040 We got bags. 1725 00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:18,040 On one of our next solo episodes, I'll try to look up an autism test and you can take 1726 00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:19,040 it on- 1727 00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:20,040 Oh, dude, I already take that one. 1728 00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:21,040 Dude, we can probably take a quick one right now. 1729 00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:22,040 What'd they say? 1730 00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:23,040 Flying colors. 1731 00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:24,040 Are they quick? 1732 00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:25,040 Are they quick? 1733 00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:26,040 Flying colors. 1734 00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:28,160 Look up, 10 question autism test. 1735 00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:30,920 You know, dude, what the fuck was that? 1736 00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:31,920 I have no idea what that was. 1737 00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:32,920 Was that a wolf or something? 1738 00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:33,920 What the fuck? 1739 00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:34,920 Did you hear that? 1740 00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:35,920 I don't know. 1741 00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:36,920 No, no, no. 1742 00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:37,920 That's a game. 1743 00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:38,920 Oh. 1744 00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:39,920 I can't have that shit again, man. 1745 00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:42,840 Dude, honestly, this would be hilarious. 1746 00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:45,040 We could do it as its own video. 1747 00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:52,000 From my college, I got this textbook for teaching kids with special needs and it has a practice, 1748 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:55,000 I think it's called the ASM or something. 1749 00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,520 It tests where you are on the autism spectrum. 1750 00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:59,040 Well, let's, we should all take it. 1751 00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:00,040 Oh, yeah. 1752 00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:01,040 I'll take it. 1753 00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:02,040 You and Alex? 1754 00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:05,040 Dude, this is my fiancee's name, Athena's Care. 1755 00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:06,040 What the fuck? 1756 00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:07,040 That's, she got the job. 1757 00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:08,040 Okay, let's see. 1758 00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:09,040 Number one. 1759 00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:10,040 It's starting to make sense now. 1760 00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:11,040 Number one. 1761 00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:14,040 Does any of this relate to you? 1762 00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:16,280 Number one. 1763 00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:19,320 I often notice small sounds when others do not. 1764 00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:22,920 I mean, yeah, man, I slightly agree to that. 1765 00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:26,920 I usually concentrate more on the whole picture rather than the small details. 1766 00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:27,920 I agree. 1767 00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:28,920 I agree. 1768 00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:31,160 I definitely agree to that. 1769 00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:34,760 I find it easy to do more than one thing at once. 1770 00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:37,400 Yeah, man, we can do that shit. 1771 00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:43,800 If there is an interruption, I can switch back what I was doing very quickly. 1772 00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:44,800 Neutral. 1773 00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:48,040 But I just put slightly agree. 1774 00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:51,920 Number five. 1775 00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:55,400 I find it easy to read between the lines when someone is talking. 1776 00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:58,000 Okay, I disagree slightly. 1777 00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:59,520 I got to be honest, man. 1778 00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:03,760 I know how to tell if someone's listening to me is getting bored. 1779 00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:06,520 Yeah, I agree with that. 1780 00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:12,160 When I'm reading a story, I find it difficult to work out the character's intentions. 1781 00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:13,160 So what does that mean? 1782 00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:15,160 Like the message? 1783 00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:17,160 Like what they're trying to do. 1784 00:57:17,160 --> 00:57:20,160 Okay, I mean, I slightly agree with that. 1785 00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:21,160 Hey, dog, it's all right. 1786 00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:22,160 I agree. 1787 00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:23,160 Wrap it up. 1788 00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:24,160 I don't know if you can agree with that, Brandon. 1789 00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:25,160 Wrap it up. 1790 00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:26,160 No. 1791 00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:27,160 I don't think you know what that means. 1792 00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:28,160 You're right. 1793 00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:29,160 I should have disagreed. 1794 00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:30,160 Go on, scroll up. 1795 00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:31,160 Just scroll up. 1796 00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:32,160 All right. 1797 00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:33,160 Let's see. 1798 00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:34,160 Oh, you can. 1799 00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:35,160 I don't see. 1800 00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:36,160 Wait, maybe I can't go back. 1801 00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:37,160 No, no, don't worry about it. 1802 00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:38,160 Don't worry about it. 1803 00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:39,160 I like to collect information about categories of things. 1804 00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:40,160 Figurine. 1805 00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:41,160 Dude, hell yeah. 1806 00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:42,160 I definitely agree with that. 1807 00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:43,160 I bet you do. 1808 00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:47,160 I find it easy to work out what someone is thinking or feeling just by looking in their 1809 00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:48,160 face. 1810 00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:49,160 Yeah. 1811 00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:50,160 I guess, right? 1812 00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:51,160 You gotta answer, right? 1813 00:57:51,160 --> 00:57:52,160 That didn't sound very confident. 1814 00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:53,160 I don't know. 1815 00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:54,160 I feel like it's okay to say no. 1816 00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:55,160 I'm gonna tell you with my face. 1817 00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:56,160 Niggas, you crazy. 1818 00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:57,160 Is that the face that you're making? 1819 00:57:57,160 --> 00:57:58,160 Like niggas, you crazy face? 1820 00:57:58,160 --> 00:57:59,160 Yes. 1821 00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:00,160 Okay, I agree. 1822 00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:01,160 I agree. 1823 00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:02,160 I got it right, right? 1824 00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:03,160 I got it. 1825 00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:04,160 There's nothing wrong with that. 1826 00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:05,160 I got it. 1827 00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:06,160 I got it. 1828 00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:07,160 I got it. 1829 00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:08,160 I got it. 1830 00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:09,160 I got it. 1831 00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:10,160 I got it. 1832 00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:11,160 I got it. 1833 00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:12,160 I got it. 1834 00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:13,160 I got it. 1835 00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:14,160 There's nothing wrong with that. 1836 00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:15,160 There's nothing wrong with that. 1837 00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:18,360 There's no way to do this. 1838 00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:21,400 I find it difficult to work out people's intentions. 1839 00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:26,400 So okay. 1840 00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:29,440 I find it difficult to work out people's intentions. 1841 00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:30,440 I find it difficult. 1842 00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:31,440 Do I find it difficult? 1843 00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:32,440 I disagree. 1844 00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:33,440 Yeah, man. 1845 00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:35,440 I don't find it difficult. 1846 00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:39,880 He's thinking about the two of these. 1847 00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:40,880 All right. 1848 00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:42,360 Thank you for taking the quiz. 1849 00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:47,960 Based on your response, you may not meet criteria for autism definition. 1850 00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:49,960 It seems wrong to us. 1851 00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:50,960 Thank God. 1852 00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:51,960 Thank God. 1853 00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:52,960 No, no, no. 1854 00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:53,960 No, no. 1855 00:58:53,960 --> 00:58:54,960 You know, you took the test wrong. 1856 00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:55,960 I did. 1857 00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:56,960 I cheated. 1858 00:58:56,960 --> 00:58:57,960 I cheated. 1859 00:58:57,960 --> 00:58:58,960 100% didn't know what someone was saying. 1860 00:58:58,960 --> 00:58:59,960 You chute yourself out of your head. 1861 00:58:59,960 --> 00:59:04,960 If a professional was giving him the test, they would have stopped after the first question. 1862 00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:07,960 Yeah, I may have cheated a little bit. 1863 00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:08,960 I got it. 1864 00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:09,960 We're going to do that though, JJ. 1865 00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:12,960 We're going to take the test you got in your book. 1866 00:59:12,960 --> 00:59:13,960 Yeah, I'm down. 1867 00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:14,960 I'll bring it. 1868 00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:15,960 I still got it. 1869 00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:16,960 We could do it. 1870 00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:17,960 Okay. 1871 00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:20,960 Dom is going to get a diagnosis he doesn't like, dude. 1872 00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:21,960 Oh, I'm down. 1873 00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:22,960 I know I'm going to ace it though. 1874 00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:23,960 I'm down. 1875 00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:24,960 You're down. 1876 00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:25,960 I'm going to ace it. 1877 00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:27,960 It's like you do math and shit, right? 1878 00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:28,960 No. 1879 00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:29,960 No. 1880 00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:30,960 No, dude. 1881 00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:31,960 There's no math. 1882 00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:32,960 Oh, I thought it did. 1883 00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:33,960 Unless you get a perfect score, then... 1884 00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:34,960 Right. 1885 00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:35,960 Then it raises an eyebrow. 1886 00:59:35,960 --> 00:59:38,960 So it's just like questions like these. 1887 00:59:38,960 --> 00:59:40,960 There might also be an IQ test in there. 1888 00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:41,960 Let's do that. 1889 00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:42,960 If you want to take that one. 1890 00:59:42,960 --> 00:59:44,720 I want to take an IQ test. 1891 00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:46,960 What if Brandon has a 145 IQ, dude? 1892 00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:48,760 What do you think you got? 1893 00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:49,760 That's good. 1894 00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:50,760 That's good. 1895 00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:51,760 That's really good. 1896 00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:52,760 What do you think you got? 1897 00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:53,760 I don't even know. 1898 00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:54,760 100 is average. 1899 00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:55,760 100 is average. 1900 00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:56,760 Yeah. 1901 00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:57,760 Alabama average is 94. 1902 00:59:57,760 --> 01:00:00,200 Okay, then we definitely pass 94. 1903 01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:03,200 Let's give it a 105. 1904 01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:05,960 Okay, you say 105? 1905 01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:07,960 I'd say I'm probably like 115. 1906 01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:08,960 Okay. 1907 01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:09,960 Damn. 1908 01:00:09,960 --> 01:00:13,960 That's like, that's really smart. 1909 01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:14,960 I will say this. 1910 01:00:14,960 --> 01:00:15,960 If I'm just... 1911 01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:16,960 I'm serious. 1912 01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:18,560 I will get 115, dude. 1913 01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:19,560 I'm going to say 99. 1914 01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:20,560 That's what you are? 1915 01:00:20,560 --> 01:00:22,800 That's what I'm going to say. 1916 01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:25,880 That way, whenever y'all take this, I'm not embarrassed like y'all dumbasses. 1917 01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:27,200 I feel good about myself. 1918 01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:29,240 Now, 100 is the average. 1919 01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:33,560 And two standard deviations above is considered like genius level. 1920 01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:39,840 And two standard deviations below is considered, I'm really trying to think of another word 1921 01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:41,320 than the one that's coming up. 1922 01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:43,320 Of your catchmiter. 1923 01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:44,320 Dumpiant? 1924 01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:45,320 Dumpiant. 1925 01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:46,320 Simple. 1926 01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:49,320 Why'd you point at Brandon? 1927 01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:51,560 He has the joke about it. 1928 01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:53,320 Not because I'm calling him. 1929 01:00:53,320 --> 01:00:55,360 That's why you glad they listening when they called you... 1930 01:00:55,360 --> 01:01:02,040 So, a 130 is genius. 1931 01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:04,680 A 70 is simple. 1932 01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:08,520 And then what's a 110? 1933 01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:14,280 That's not insignificant smarter than the average person. 1934 01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:18,640 I don't know exactly, but you're probably in the top 20% of people. 1935 01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:22,640 Yeah, definitely in the top 20% of people. 1936 01:01:22,640 --> 01:01:24,640 I don't know. 1937 01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:25,640 Definitely. 1938 01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:26,640 I don't know. 1939 01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:27,640 What do you think you are? 1940 01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:28,640 You already did it. 1941 01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:29,640 No, I didn't take it. 1942 01:01:29,640 --> 01:01:30,640 Okay. 1943 01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:31,640 You administer it to somebody else. 1944 01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:33,280 What do you think yours is? 1945 01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:34,280 I'd just say 100, dude. 1946 01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:35,280 Just rate the average. 1947 01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:36,280 That's what I'm saying. 1948 01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:37,280 Yeah, yeah. 1949 01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:38,280 I'm smarter than all you most people. 1950 01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:39,280 That's why I went low. 1951 01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:44,800 If you look at the bell curve, it's all within 95 to 105 for the most part. 1952 01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:47,280 That's like 90% of people is in that. 1953 01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:48,280 Okay. 1954 01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:49,280 And you saying you at the top of that? 1955 01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:50,280 Yeah, I just said 105. 1956 01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:52,760 That's where I put it at. 1957 01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:55,280 I'm changing mine from 110 to 105. 1958 01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:59,520 I'm smarter than most people, but dumber than a lot of them. 1959 01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:04,960 Yeah, if you have 100, I mean you're smack dab in the middle. 1960 01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:09,520 I know this has nothing to do with the other. 1961 01:02:09,520 --> 01:02:11,120 Maybe it's just the black in me. 1962 01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:14,040 When I say, nigga, you can't read. 1963 01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:16,560 So you should really humble yourself when you're talking about these things. 1964 01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:17,560 You think that matters. 1965 01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:18,560 No, I don't think- 1966 01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:19,560 You have to understand the question. 1967 01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:20,560 You can't ask for help. 1968 01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:21,560 First of all, I can read. 1969 01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:25,160 All right, I just want to put that out there. 1970 01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:26,160 I can read. 1971 01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:29,040 I can't say some words. 1972 01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:30,040 I know what they mean. 1973 01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:31,040 It was EID. 1974 01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:32,040 I couldn't see it. 1975 01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:33,040 It was IEP. 1976 01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:34,040 Okay, whatever. 1977 01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:35,040 I'm going up with this nigga. 1978 01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:36,040 Leave me alone. 1979 01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:37,040 105, that's 105. 1980 01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:38,040 105, that's 105. 1981 01:02:38,040 --> 01:02:39,040 105, that's 105. 1982 01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:40,040 Well, I'm going to get higher than you without a doubt. 1983 01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:43,040 You're going to be like 96 and 97. 1984 01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:44,040 No way. 1985 01:02:44,040 --> 01:02:45,040 I'm above that average. 1986 01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:48,040 You're all going to have this Jordan IQ, dude. 1987 01:02:48,040 --> 01:03:00,040 Dom's getting his IQ number mixed up with his cholesterol number. 1988 01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:03,040 All right. 1989 01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:08,040 I don't even know what that is, but that was high. 1990 01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:13,040 I got pills in there for it. 1991 01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:16,040 I don't take them. 1992 01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:19,040 I don't take them. 1993 01:03:19,040 --> 01:03:20,040 Oh, shit. 1994 01:03:20,040 --> 01:03:21,040 All right. 1995 01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:22,040 Oh my gosh, dude. 1996 01:03:22,040 --> 01:03:23,040 That's going to be fun, man. 1997 01:03:23,040 --> 01:03:24,040 Yeah, that's going to be fun. 1998 01:03:24,040 --> 01:03:26,040 But we all need to make sure we take the test with the same questions. 1999 01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:28,040 That way it's like a better- 2000 01:03:28,040 --> 01:03:31,040 And we have somebody- 2001 01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:32,040 Score it. 2002 01:03:32,040 --> 01:03:33,040 So watch. 2003 01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:35,040 So if Syfy's in here, you're in here. 2004 01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:37,040 Whenever you're in here, I'm in here. 2005 01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:39,040 You know what I'm saying? 2006 01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:40,040 A governor. 2007 01:03:40,040 --> 01:03:41,040 A proctor. 2008 01:03:41,040 --> 01:03:42,040 Yeah. 2009 01:03:42,040 --> 01:03:45,040 Alex probably had the best by default. 2010 01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:47,040 Or we can just take it online. 2011 01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:48,040 That's wild. 2012 01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:49,040 Yeah. 2013 01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:50,040 What is this, like make sure nobody's cheating? 2014 01:03:50,040 --> 01:03:51,040 You have a watch over? 2015 01:03:51,040 --> 01:03:52,040 Yeah. 2016 01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:53,040 Yeah, pulling out the phones or- 2017 01:03:53,040 --> 01:03:55,040 I want Jake to take them too. 2018 01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:56,040 Jake, yeah. 2019 01:03:56,040 --> 01:03:57,040 Jake, Jake. 2020 01:03:57,040 --> 01:03:58,040 I don't know. 2021 01:03:58,040 --> 01:03:59,040 Who do you think? 2022 01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:00,040 You think you're smarter than Jake? 2023 01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:01,040 He's smarter than me. 2024 01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:03,040 He's probably going to get a higher score than me. 2025 01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:04,040 You think you are? 2026 01:04:04,040 --> 01:04:08,040 I think he would either get crazy high or like shockingly average. 2027 01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:09,040 That's what I'm thinking. 2028 01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:10,040 He's dangerous. 2029 01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:11,040 He flies too confident. 2030 01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:12,040 Yeah. 2031 01:04:12,040 --> 01:04:13,040 I think so too. 2032 01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:14,040 Oh, boy. 2033 01:04:14,040 --> 01:04:17,040 Okay, so if you're going to get Jake, I want Dante in there. 2034 01:04:17,040 --> 01:04:18,040 Oh, without a doubt. 2035 01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:19,040 I want Dante now. 2036 01:04:19,040 --> 01:04:20,040 I want to see where we're at. 2037 01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:21,040 Now that's 130 territory. 2038 01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:22,040 We don't want to see him work it. 2039 01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:23,040 We don't want to see him control it now. 2040 01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:26,040 Let's get someone not mentally handicapped. 2041 01:04:26,040 --> 01:04:29,040 He's thinking. 2042 01:04:29,040 --> 01:04:30,040 Who's the perfect control? 2043 01:04:30,040 --> 01:04:31,040 Charlie, you think? 2044 01:04:31,040 --> 01:04:32,040 No. 2045 01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:33,040 Well, no, Charlie. 2046 01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:34,040 I think Charlie. 2047 01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:35,040 I don't know. 2048 01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:36,040 I was thinking about it. 2049 01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:42,040 I was going to say Charlie's smart, but he told me he's not like good in certain matters. 2050 01:04:42,040 --> 01:04:44,040 Who's the most average? 2051 01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:45,040 Ian Miller, you think? 2052 01:04:45,040 --> 01:04:46,040 He's a good control. 2053 01:04:46,040 --> 01:04:47,040 Oh, man. 2054 01:04:47,040 --> 01:04:48,040 He's real smart. 2055 01:04:48,040 --> 01:04:50,040 Yeah, I would say he's smarter than that. 2056 01:04:50,040 --> 01:04:52,040 I would say like Alumbra. 2057 01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:54,040 No, he's so bad. 2058 01:04:54,040 --> 01:04:55,040 Yeah. 2059 01:04:55,040 --> 01:04:57,040 Straight middle of the pack. 2060 01:04:57,040 --> 01:04:58,040 Yeah. 2061 01:04:58,040 --> 01:05:00,040 Just the most average intelligence. 2062 01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:01,040 Dan. 2063 01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:02,040 Dan's smart. 2064 01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:03,040 Dan's business savvy. 2065 01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:04,040 You don't think? 2066 01:05:04,040 --> 01:05:05,040 No, he's smart. 2067 01:05:05,040 --> 01:05:08,040 I want you to look at that camera and tell Dan why he's not smart. 2068 01:05:08,040 --> 01:05:10,040 No, no, I'm not saying Dan's not smart. 2069 01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:11,040 This is why you're a fucking idiot, Dan. 2070 01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:14,040 I'm just saying Dan probably is in the middle of the pack on IQ. 2071 01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:16,040 I'm thinking he has at least 115, dude. 2072 01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:18,040 You think Dan has 115? 2073 01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:19,040 No, he doesn't. 2074 01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:20,040 Dan's a smart dude, bro. 2075 01:05:20,040 --> 01:05:22,040 Yeah, he'll tell you he ain't got no 115. 2076 01:05:22,040 --> 01:05:25,040 I would bullshit when I say 110 because I don't even know what that means. 2077 01:05:25,040 --> 01:05:26,040 But look it up. 2078 01:05:26,040 --> 01:05:28,040 I feel like he's almost insulting. 2079 01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:29,040 You said look up what? 2080 01:05:29,040 --> 01:05:30,040 Trying to figure out who has the most middle. 2081 01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:32,040 115 you're saying is like smart shit. 2082 01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:33,040 Intelligence. 2083 01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:35,040 115 IQ. 2084 01:05:35,040 --> 01:05:37,040 Just look up average IQ score. 2085 01:05:37,040 --> 01:05:38,040 Okay. 2086 01:05:38,040 --> 01:05:39,040 Average IQ score. 2087 01:05:39,040 --> 01:05:40,040 Because I'm pretty sure it's 100. 2088 01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:41,040 Maybe I'm completely off. 2089 01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:45,040 But from what I remember, 100 is pretty much the baseline. 2090 01:05:45,040 --> 01:05:46,040 Yeah. 2091 01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:47,040 85 to 114. 2092 01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:48,040 Oh, okay. 2093 01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:50,040 Well, yeah, he could be 115, man. 2094 01:05:50,040 --> 01:05:52,040 But if it's like. 2095 01:05:52,040 --> 01:05:56,040 Oh, so 145 and above is highly gifted. 2096 01:05:56,040 --> 01:05:57,040 Oh. 2097 01:05:57,040 --> 01:06:03,040 But if you receive an IQ score of around 100, then you have what is considered an average IQ. 2098 01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:06,040 So I guess depending on the test that you take, the scores vary. 2099 01:06:06,040 --> 01:06:09,040 Oh, then I'm going to get, I'm sticking with 110. 2100 01:06:09,040 --> 01:06:12,040 Now I'm looking at this, I'm sticking with 110. 2101 01:06:12,040 --> 01:06:13,040 For sure. 2102 01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:15,040 Look at that graph, Brandon. 2103 01:06:15,040 --> 01:06:16,040 All right. 2104 01:06:16,040 --> 01:06:17,040 Look at that chart. 2105 01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:21,040 Oh, so what we do, we get all the people we're going to get to take it, right? 2106 01:06:21,040 --> 01:06:25,040 And then everybody guesses the other person's what they think they're going to get. 2107 01:06:25,040 --> 01:06:26,040 And then we were. 2108 01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:27,040 I like this. 2109 01:06:27,040 --> 01:06:28,040 Yeah. 2110 01:06:28,040 --> 01:06:29,040 I like that idea. 2111 01:06:29,040 --> 01:06:31,040 We need to get like at least 10 people to take the test. 2112 01:06:31,040 --> 01:06:33,040 At least 10 people to take the test. 2113 01:06:33,040 --> 01:06:34,040 Yeah. 2114 01:06:34,040 --> 01:06:35,040 We got 10. 2115 01:06:35,040 --> 01:06:37,040 So we got us right here. 2116 01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:38,040 That's five. 2117 01:06:38,040 --> 01:06:41,040 Jake, Charlie, Dante, Dan. 2118 01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:42,040 I want Dan. 2119 01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:43,040 I don't know. 2120 01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:44,040 He might be busy though. 2121 01:06:44,040 --> 01:06:48,040 But if he can take it, Dan and Jake. 2122 01:06:48,040 --> 01:06:50,040 You already said Jake, right? 2123 01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:54,040 Jake, Charlie, Dante, Mike sales. 2124 01:06:54,040 --> 01:06:55,040 Mike sales. 2125 01:06:55,040 --> 01:06:56,040 Mike sales. 2126 01:06:56,040 --> 01:06:57,040 Mike sales. 2127 01:06:57,040 --> 01:06:58,040 For sure. 2128 01:06:58,040 --> 01:06:59,040 What about Pat? 2129 01:06:59,040 --> 01:07:01,040 Watch Mike get a 135 or something. 2130 01:07:01,040 --> 01:07:02,040 Huh? 2131 01:07:02,040 --> 01:07:03,040 Pat. 2132 01:07:03,040 --> 01:07:04,040 Pat. 2133 01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:05,040 Well, that'd be a good one. 2134 01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:06,040 Yeah. 2135 01:07:06,040 --> 01:07:08,040 I think there's no funny business. 2136 01:07:08,040 --> 01:07:09,040 There's no cheating. 2137 01:07:09,040 --> 01:07:11,040 That's why we're going to be, that's why we're going to proctor. 2138 01:07:11,040 --> 01:07:13,040 Oh, we should film it like it's a whole school. 2139 01:07:13,040 --> 01:07:14,040 It's a clown college school. 2140 01:07:14,040 --> 01:07:15,040 Yeah. 2141 01:07:15,040 --> 01:07:16,040 That's a good idea. 2142 01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:17,040 Yeah. 2143 01:07:17,040 --> 01:07:18,040 I like that. 2144 01:07:18,040 --> 01:07:20,040 Like a little reality bit. 2145 01:07:20,040 --> 01:07:21,040 Yeah. 2146 01:07:21,040 --> 01:07:26,040 And we can even have a booth for them where they, how they feel about it before they go 2147 01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:28,040 in and how they feel after. 2148 01:07:28,040 --> 01:07:29,040 Confessionals? 2149 01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:30,040 A little confessional. 2150 01:07:30,040 --> 01:07:31,040 This could be, this will be our skit. 2151 01:07:31,040 --> 01:07:32,040 Damn. 2152 01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:35,040 Wait, you know, have you got, I don't know if y'all have seen it. 2153 01:07:35,040 --> 01:07:37,440 I think it's, and this is not a joke or diss. 2154 01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:41,040 I think it's like with the, like a younger generation now, like people who are in high 2155 01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:45,240 school or college now, they do the thing where they go up to them and they record and like, 2156 01:07:45,240 --> 01:07:46,720 what are you about to get on this test? 2157 01:07:46,720 --> 01:07:47,960 And they're like, oh, a hundred. 2158 01:07:47,960 --> 01:07:51,040 And it just like cuts and it's like 33 out of a hundred. 2159 01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:52,520 And it does it for everybody. 2160 01:07:52,520 --> 01:07:55,040 And the highest score is usually always like a 62. 2161 01:07:55,040 --> 01:07:56,040 Yeah. 2162 01:07:56,040 --> 01:07:57,040 Yeah. 2163 01:07:57,040 --> 01:07:58,040 Yeah. 2164 01:07:58,040 --> 01:07:59,040 Okay. 2165 01:07:59,040 --> 01:08:00,040 Okay. 2166 01:08:00,040 --> 01:08:01,040 So we'll get this. 2167 01:08:01,040 --> 01:08:03,040 I feel like you're scared so far. 2168 01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:04,400 No, I'm not scared. 2169 01:08:04,400 --> 01:08:05,400 That's what I'm saying. 2170 01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:06,400 You said a hundred though. 2171 01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:11,800 So like, just think, I mean, if you get below a hundred, we will all call you. 2172 01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:13,800 I'll tell you this. 2173 01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:14,800 Let me do some research. 2174 01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:20,800 The amount, the, the grades I got in school, I'm not worried. 2175 01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:25,400 I said, I said 99 because JJ said 100 was average. 2176 01:08:25,400 --> 01:08:26,400 Yeah. 2177 01:08:26,400 --> 01:08:27,400 So you're saying below average. 2178 01:08:27,400 --> 01:08:30,000 So I said, I'm going to undersell that way. 2179 01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:31,480 Whatever I do get. 2180 01:08:31,480 --> 01:08:32,480 Woo. 2181 01:08:32,480 --> 01:08:33,480 What I'm saying is. 2182 01:08:33,480 --> 01:08:34,480 What if he goes under his sandbag? 2183 01:08:34,480 --> 01:08:35,480 Yeah. 2184 01:08:35,480 --> 01:08:40,480 What I'm saying is when you misspell your name on the test, Dom, when you can't spell 2185 01:08:40,480 --> 01:08:45,080 your own fucking name, that's automatically going to do that. 2186 01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:46,080 Is this the test? 2187 01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:48,280 These are examples I'm looking at. 2188 01:08:48,280 --> 01:08:50,280 It's probably just like pattern recognition. 2189 01:08:50,280 --> 01:08:51,280 Oh, that's it. 2190 01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:52,280 No, that one's for Dom. 2191 01:08:52,280 --> 01:08:53,280 See those pizzas? 2192 01:08:53,280 --> 01:08:54,280 That one has pepperoni. 2193 01:08:54,280 --> 01:08:55,280 Where? 2194 01:08:55,280 --> 01:08:56,280 That's half cheese, that pepperoni. 2195 01:08:56,280 --> 01:08:57,280 He said, where? 2196 01:08:57,280 --> 01:09:02,840 I think Brandon will get a good score. 2197 01:09:02,840 --> 01:09:03,840 I truly do. 2198 01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:04,840 I disagree. 2199 01:09:04,840 --> 01:09:05,840 No, it's not. 2200 01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:10,360 It's look, Brandon, I'm bullshitting on my score. 2201 01:09:10,360 --> 01:09:11,360 I might get lower. 2202 01:09:11,360 --> 01:09:12,360 Same. 2203 01:09:12,360 --> 01:09:13,360 But. 2204 01:09:13,360 --> 01:09:14,360 What is this Mike? 2205 01:09:14,360 --> 01:09:15,360 He's starting to lose confidence. 2206 01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:17,360 The more he thinks, he saw it and he's like, I might get low. 2207 01:09:17,360 --> 01:09:20,360 He said, hold on, these niggas got shapes. 2208 01:09:20,360 --> 01:09:21,360 Hold up. 2209 01:09:21,360 --> 01:09:22,360 He was bad at geometry. 2210 01:09:22,360 --> 01:09:23,360 Brandon, click this one. 2211 01:09:23,360 --> 01:09:24,360 Which one? 2212 01:09:24,360 --> 01:09:25,360 This one, this dead center to your right. 2213 01:09:25,360 --> 01:09:26,360 Right here? 2214 01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:27,360 No, down. 2215 01:09:27,360 --> 01:09:28,360 To your right. 2216 01:09:28,360 --> 01:09:29,360 There you go. 2217 01:09:29,360 --> 01:09:30,360 Click it. 2218 01:09:30,360 --> 01:09:31,360 There you go. 2219 01:09:31,360 --> 01:09:34,360 Dom saw that and said, hold on, that looks like a nipple ring. 2220 01:09:34,360 --> 01:09:35,360 I don't know what I'm doing. 2221 01:09:35,360 --> 01:09:38,360 That's half of a swastika in the right top right. 2222 01:09:38,360 --> 01:09:41,360 You got half of a swastika. 2223 01:09:41,360 --> 01:09:45,360 Two nipple rings, a question mark, some wheat. 2224 01:09:45,360 --> 01:09:46,360 Yeah. 2225 01:09:46,360 --> 01:09:48,360 A shower head. 2226 01:09:48,360 --> 01:09:50,360 Charlie's nose on the bottom. 2227 01:09:50,360 --> 01:09:55,360 These look like dashboard lights on a European car. 2228 01:09:55,360 --> 01:09:57,360 These are some weird ass questions, man. 2229 01:09:57,360 --> 01:09:59,360 These look like hieroglyphics. 2230 01:09:59,360 --> 01:10:01,360 We're going to do that. 2231 01:10:01,360 --> 01:10:02,360 We're going to get prepared for that. 2232 01:10:02,360 --> 01:10:03,360 That's going to be awesome. 2233 01:10:03,360 --> 01:10:04,360 I'm going to study. 2234 01:10:04,360 --> 01:10:05,360 Is that math or? 2235 01:10:05,360 --> 01:10:06,360 I'm not bullshitting. 2236 01:10:06,360 --> 01:10:09,360 Dom lost so much confidence. 2237 01:10:09,360 --> 01:10:11,360 He's like, I didn't like the shapes. 2238 01:10:11,360 --> 01:10:12,360 I'm not going to lie to you. 2239 01:10:12,360 --> 01:10:15,360 Hold on, hit that one. 2240 01:10:15,360 --> 01:10:18,360 Matrix C. Right here, Mensa. 2241 01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:22,360 Nope, I said Matrix C. Mensa, right here. 2242 01:10:22,360 --> 01:10:23,360 Go down. 2243 01:10:23,360 --> 01:10:24,360 Go down. 2244 01:10:24,360 --> 01:10:25,360 Matrix C. 2245 01:10:25,360 --> 01:10:26,360 Down to the left. 2246 01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:29,360 I'm on the left. 2247 01:10:29,360 --> 01:10:30,360 I'm on the left. 2248 01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:32,360 Down one, down one, to the right. 2249 01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:33,360 That one, that one. 2250 01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:34,360 Oh my God, how? 2251 01:10:34,360 --> 01:10:35,360 There it is. 2252 01:10:35,360 --> 01:10:36,360 How? 2253 01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:37,360 How, dog? 2254 01:10:37,360 --> 01:10:38,360 I need some damn glasses. 2255 01:10:38,360 --> 01:10:39,360 You said he's going to do good. 2256 01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:40,360 How, dog? 2257 01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:43,360 I just wanted to see what they were. 2258 01:10:43,360 --> 01:10:45,360 There's levels of good. 2259 01:10:45,360 --> 01:10:47,360 Good is relative. 2260 01:10:47,360 --> 01:10:50,360 If you get an 85, Brandon, I'll be so proud of you. 2261 01:10:50,360 --> 01:10:51,360 No, I'm serious. 2262 01:10:51,360 --> 01:10:53,360 If you get an 85, I am extremely proud of you. 2263 01:10:53,360 --> 01:10:54,360 Now I got to get a hundred. 2264 01:10:54,360 --> 01:10:56,360 Now I got to get a hundred. 2265 01:10:56,360 --> 01:10:57,360 I got to try to get a hundred. 2266 01:10:57,360 --> 01:10:58,360 Brandon's like, I got a hundred. 2267 01:10:58,360 --> 01:10:59,360 I got a perfect score. 2268 01:10:59,360 --> 01:11:00,360 Oh God. 2269 01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:03,360 All right, well, we got to end this thing. 2270 01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:06,360 We've been going on too long. 2271 01:11:06,360 --> 01:11:08,360 What episode was this? 2272 01:11:08,360 --> 01:11:11,360 This is episode 35. 2273 01:11:11,360 --> 01:11:12,360 Is it 35? 2274 01:11:12,360 --> 01:11:13,360 Is it 35? 2275 01:11:13,360 --> 01:11:14,360 I think so. 2276 01:11:14,360 --> 01:11:15,360 I think so. 2277 01:11:15,360 --> 01:11:16,360 Thank you all for tuning in. 2278 01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:17,360 Thank you. 2279 01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:18,360 See you next week. 2280 01:11:18,360 --> 01:11:19,360 Yerp. 2281 01:11:19,360 --> 01:11:20,360 Oh God. 2282 01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:24,360 Brandon was like, is this episode of Seven?