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This week on Clown College.

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So, we're gonna go back in time a little bit.

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Years back.

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This was around middle school and I was still a fat child.

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I remember the day like it was yesterday when my mom gave me my first phone which was a

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flip phone and the reason she gave me this was because of the normal reason that everybody

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got a flip phone because they were too scared of you looking at porn and sex and weed and

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all other bad shit maybe even people dying.

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And you saw that stop my black ass hell?

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Fucking no man I'm a fucking rebel.

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You know what I did?

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I went down to the dollar store.

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I said I ain't no bitch.

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And then I went down to the man I was like let me get this cell phone right here.

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And that was the start of a new chain.

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Then I got another cell phone.

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Then my mom even gave me another cell phone.

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And I started hiding phones everywhere through the house.

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You know what I mean?

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She would come to me.

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She'd be like son.

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Son hey I like your new flip phone.

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I'd be like yeah you have no fucking idea.

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And I'd wait till like one o'clock in the morning.

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Everybody's asleep.

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That's when you can pull out the phone.

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I'd go under there.

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Grab it.

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Look at it.

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And then we'd just yank away.

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Yank, yank, yank, yank, yank.

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And then we'd see some other shit too that pops up that we weren't.

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Oh!

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And then my mom started knocking on the door.

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My mom had long hated me.

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I was holding this dull gradient hair doing unexpected tricks.

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And she was like Boyichtet drunk.

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Oh baby, you're going to sound like.

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You're a couple we've already met.

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You're still her to time.

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Her name is

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I'm her

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It's with Brandon Wills, gotta change it.

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But we had fun at the water park.

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It's the white curse.

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Yes we did.

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Yes we did.

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Did you have fun Brandon?

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Man, you know, it was life changing.

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Brandon, you learned how to swim.

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Yes I did.

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You tightened up your swimming, huh?

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Yes I did, and it wasn't in anything.

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It was in the wave pool, man.

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So now I know how to do that ocean shit.

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So I can be like the lifeguard saving.

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You should cut now.

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No, I got it now.

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It's good.

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But yeah, Brandon almost got taken out to sea

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in the wave pool, man.

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I thought he was gonna be the first dead man

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to ever get out of the water park.

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I got scared at first because like, dude,

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so they have a thing that when the wave starts to form,

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it goes like beep, like a big rain.

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And if you're not the best swimmer, you hear this rain,

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you're going to fucking run.

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And that's what the fuck I did.

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So I ran all the way down to at least the free foot pool

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with the kids, and I got smacked the most out of everybody.

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Got my ass whooped.

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That's when they started peeking, dude,

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and they would just crash.

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And Brandon in the chest, he was like.

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He did that exact face.

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He was so mad.

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He was like, what the hell?

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Yeah, man.

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What the fuck?

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It was too much for a minute, man.

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By the end, you were Aquaman.

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Oh yeah, I was a fucking pro.

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Because of you.

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You helped me.

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Because you were like, Brandon, all you gotta do is

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paddle and do that.

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Move the water, manipulate the water.

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And then you said, and then one thing,

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you said this, you put your arm out.

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You were like, hold on to my arm for a second, man.

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And that helped.

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OK, so you said that Dom taught you how to swim by saying

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that you had to paddle and move the water.

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What the fuck did you think it was before?

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But you don't know until you're in there, JJ.

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He just needed to realize if you just move the water,

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move your feet a little bit.

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Yes.

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See, when I first started swimming, that was my problem.

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I didn't move my feet enough.

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So I was just using all upper body strength.

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It's probably why I'm massive and swollen now.

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But.

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Damn.

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I will.

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You are both of those things, but not in the way

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that you're blunt.

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But yeah, you got to move your feet a little bit.

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Makes it way easier, right?

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Yeah, it was way better.

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I mean, at first, I thought I was going to low key die.

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But we made it, man.

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Because it was six feet.

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So yeah.

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Six feet from there.

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Exactly.

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Well, you can drown in like half a foot of water.

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Oh, I agree.

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You could drown in the sink.

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You could drown anywhere, man.

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You could drown in the shower.

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You could drown in the shower?

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You can.

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It'd be hard.

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If it got clogged up.

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If you just stood right there in front of the fucking thing.

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You didn't care about life.

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You open up your nose holes.

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It's over.

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You're a damn fucking man.

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Open them up.

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Man, that was a crazy ass experience.

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Now you tried to get me on the slide

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saying that's for another day.

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Those same things.

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But the thing about the slide, man,

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is that there's no deep pool at the end.

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Not even all of them go into a pool.

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And the one that did was like mid-die level.

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You would have been fine, dude.

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Would you worry you was going to fly off the slide?

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Yes.

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I was worried.

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Because I had a bad experience last time

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when I was at Point Mound as a kid.

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So I was trying to impress the lifeguard.

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Thought I was a, I don't know why when I was a kid,

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I thought that when I was eating shit,

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I would try to talk to older people.

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It was weird.

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But I got on the donut and I started going down.

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And instantly, when I went halfway down, I flipped over.

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So now the donut is riding me.

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And my face is just scrubbing against the floor.

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And then I fall in and start panicking and drowning.

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Because I'm short back then, right?

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And fat.

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And then she comes out and saves my ass.

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And I'm like, damn, I was trying to impress you.

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But whatever.

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And I didn't swim after that.

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That was it.

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You did the old Revenge of the Nerds thing,

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let her revive you, get a kiss in?

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Man, I should have done that.

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I wasn't thinking back then.

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I should have acted dead.

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So you just laid down the thing on your face.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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In the end, dude, I feel like I was going to fly out.

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And I feel like next time, especially now

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that I'm much a bigger massive guy, if I flip around,

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I could die and fly out.

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What's wrong with you all today, man?

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Why you guys just trying to be like, I'm swole as fuck, dude.

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I'll beat anybody.

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What's up, Brad?

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Look at that.

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Look at that.

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Oh my gosh.

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It looked like you got shot, dude.

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Oh my gosh.

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It's hot day.

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It's hot.

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It's hot day, dude.

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It's hot.

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It's hot as a motherfucker.

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I'm sweaty.

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You should have seen me at the park, man.

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So that's where y'all went to the pool.

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So Brandon, you know he went to another pool party.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, I went to another pool.

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He doubled up on the pool in the day.

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Did you go in the deep end?

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Oh, dude, the deepest pool they have is Slide Feet, thankfully.

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Yeah, I went with my girl in the community pool in Harvest.

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And man, I had a blast.

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Is that a public pool or is that like a?

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No, it's in the neighborhood.

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It's in the gated community.

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Yeah, I did about two hours in there.

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Then I took off, had a good time, went home, got back

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in the water, the shower.

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Then I went to bed.

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No, actually, no.

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I listened to music videos till 3 in the morning.

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It was fun.

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I know why he did that.

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Yes, you do.

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We had a great time, man.

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He doubled up on something else, too.

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Oh, he doubled up on the crowns.

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Yeah, the crowns, the caps.

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The jewels.

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And stems.

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Yep, yep, yep.

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If you catch the drift.

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Like royalty, man, you got to have that cap.

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Mm-hmm.

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Mm-hmm.

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Yep.

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Or graduation.

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What's up?

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Yeah.

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We'll graduate.

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Royalty have caps.

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They have crowns.

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You said who?

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Crowns.

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Who has crowns?

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Royalty.

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Oh, royalty, yeah, man.

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Like you got the prince of crowns.

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You're the one who brought up the crowns.

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It's a strain.

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King Charles.

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Who's your favorite like king or queen of all time?

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My favorite king.

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Real life, though.

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Oh, man, you got me off and say Burger King, man.

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Let me think.

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Oh my gosh.

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Damn, man.

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That is real life.

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I'm Dairy Queen over Burger King, dude.

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I got to agree with that because the fucking blizzards.

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I love blizzards.

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Fuck the blizzards.

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Bad take.

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But my favorite king, I mean, damn, man.

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My favorite king.

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Maybe that's the only one I know.

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What is it?

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There's a King Charles, right?

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Yeah, that's the new king.

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I think there's a few of them, dude.

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Oh, shit.

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And there we go.

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I'll pick him.

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The new one or the old one?

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The new one touches kids, so I think the new one you would like.

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New one?

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I'm not the new one.

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Allegedly.

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No, I don't think he.

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Well, his son did or nephew.

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No, his brother.

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His brother?

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Prince Andrew was the one touching kids.

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00:07:55,320 --> 00:07:56,360
Not Charles.

274
00:07:56,360 --> 00:07:57,400
Charles killed his wife.

275
00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:58,360
Wait, who's Charles?

276
00:07:58,360 --> 00:07:59,640
He killed Princess Diana.

277
00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:01,360
You said Prince Charles or King Charles?

278
00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:01,640
Prince.

279
00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:03,000
He used to be Prince.

280
00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,440
Well, who's the king now?

281
00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:06,040
Charles.

282
00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:07,080
Oh, shit.

283
00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:08,520
Charles is a.

284
00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:10,200
He's the one that killed Diana.

285
00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:10,720
That's the king?

286
00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:11,920
Oh, he killed Diana Ross?

287
00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:12,880
It was the queen.

288
00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:14,520
I mean, my bad, not Diana Ross.

289
00:08:14,520 --> 00:08:15,000
Sorry.

290
00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:15,840
Who was the queen?

291
00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:16,640
Princess Diana?

292
00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:17,360
Man, fuck him.

293
00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:18,800
Then I can't be his favorite.

294
00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:19,920
No, I don't think he did it.

295
00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:20,920
He just divorced her.

296
00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:22,400
No.

297
00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:23,440
Oh, he divorced her?

298
00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:24,920
Well, this is the one I know, so I got to pick him.

299
00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:26,080
Why'd they divorce?

300
00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:28,800
He was fucking somebody else, Camilla.

301
00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:29,120
What, dude?

302
00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:30,120
He's a fucking king.

303
00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:31,120
Yeah, I mean, what are you going to do?

304
00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:32,760
But he liked Camilla more.

305
00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:34,880
I don't know why Princess Diana was like that.

306
00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:35,440
Yeah.

307
00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:36,640
She was that bitch.

308
00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:39,240
That's insensitive to call her Princess Diana, dude.

309
00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:40,240
Why?

310
00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:42,000
Yeah, she did die.

311
00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,920
Dude, maybe you know what I hate more than anything?

312
00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:47,880
I know people shit on Disney adults and stuff.

313
00:08:47,880 --> 00:08:50,920
Adults who are obsessed with the royal family,

314
00:08:50,920 --> 00:08:54,240
even if you are from Britain, that I understand.

315
00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:54,800
That's more than that.

316
00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:58,160
But if you're over here, bro, you're a fucking dude.

317
00:08:58,160 --> 00:08:58,960
Skill is you, bro.

318
00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:02,040
They watch that, what's it called, coronation.

319
00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:03,640
And it's like eight hours.

320
00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:04,240
Damn.

321
00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:06,240
And people lived on that shit.

322
00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:08,480
I know a girl actually from here.

323
00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:11,400
And she's all up on these people.

324
00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:12,960
And they don't even matter anymore.

325
00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:14,560
We're 48th in education, man.

326
00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:15,040
That is true.

327
00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:16,720
We don't got a lot of smart people out here.

328
00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:19,040
Dude, they had that map going around.

329
00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:21,720
It was like the IQs based on states.

330
00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:24,200
And I didn't even see what all the other states was.

331
00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:26,400
I just looked at the bottom two, and they were right

332
00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,240
by each other, Alabama and Mississippi.

333
00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:28,760
Oh, dude.

334
00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:30,560
And they were bottom.

335
00:09:30,560 --> 00:09:35,680
I think it was like 94 was Mississippi, and 95 was Alabama.

336
00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:38,720
And everybody else, nobody had anything lower than 90.

337
00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:39,600
No, there was one other one.

338
00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:41,880
I think it was Arkansas was like 97.

339
00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:42,400
Oh, dude.

340
00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:42,920
Damn.

341
00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:43,240
Yeah.

342
00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:44,240
It's fucking Arkansas.

343
00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:45,080
Yeah, but everybody else had 99.

344
00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:46,480
I think the average is like 100.

345
00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:48,440
Yeah.

346
00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:50,880
We're six points below the average, dude.

347
00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:51,560
Makes sense, man.

348
00:09:51,560 --> 00:09:53,400
We're going to get up there.

349
00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:56,640
There's never been like a president from Alabama.

350
00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:57,480
Nothing, dude.

351
00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:57,960
Really?

352
00:09:57,960 --> 00:09:59,200
What, Jimmy Carter?

353
00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:00,360
He's from Georgia.

354
00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:01,200
Oh, close enough.

355
00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,840
He's a Georgia boy, dude.

356
00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:04,440
I just got so excited, man.

357
00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:04,960
Why?

358
00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:07,480
I forgot we had this bad boy right here, dude.

359
00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:09,440
We're going to open some Pokemon cards, man.

360
00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:11,720
This is about to pay for all our cameras.

361
00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:12,840
It's not going to pay at all.

362
00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:13,360
We have rainbow.

363
00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:15,120
We get a Rink key light.

364
00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:16,360
Oh, yeah.

365
00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:20,200
We're going to get the secret rare, Rainbow Charizard live.

366
00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:23,840
Pokemon TCG Paradox Rift Pack.

367
00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:24,840
Show it up there.

368
00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:26,400
Now, let me show you, dude.

369
00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:30,440
This is how you do the pack trick for this series, dude.

370
00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:31,800
Let me tell you.

371
00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:33,320
Dude, I feel like an actual Pokey.

372
00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:34,160
I feel like Logan Paul.

373
00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:35,120
Don't rip the cards now.

374
00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:36,080
Oh, please don't, man.

375
00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:36,640
We didn't do that.

376
00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:37,360
You don't understand.

377
00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:39,520
They make them hyper durable these days.

378
00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:41,120
Damn, I feel like Brandon right now.

379
00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:42,520
Yeah, this is me with the breast.

380
00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:43,080
Sorry, guys.

381
00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:44,880
This normally doesn't happen.

382
00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:46,720
I'm going to collect it myself.

383
00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:48,400
Fuck, my bad.

384
00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:49,080
Damn, Brandon.

385
00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:51,400
You got scissors over there, dude.

386
00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:52,600
Dude, right here, you got a pin.

387
00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:53,840
You can poke it.

388
00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:55,240
I got a safety pin.

389
00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,000
I got a Tic Tac, man, if you want to poke it.

390
00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,240
That's not a Tic Tac.

391
00:10:58,240 --> 00:10:59,280
I mean, thumbtack.

392
00:10:59,280 --> 00:10:59,600
My bad.

393
00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:00,080
Oh, I got it.

394
00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:00,240
I got it.

395
00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:00,720
I got it.

396
00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:01,400
I got it.

397
00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:01,840
I got it.

398
00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:03,080
My bad.

399
00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:04,520
Sorry for the delay.

400
00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:05,680
All right, so guys, this is the thing.

401
00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:06,720
One at a time.

402
00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:08,760
You open it, and this is the first card you're going to see.

403
00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:10,080
This is the trainer card, dude.

404
00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:12,080
And in all the cool videos, they show them

405
00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:13,840
because it has this code on it.

406
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,760
And people, if you like Pokemon and you do the website thing,

407
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,800
you can get the code off of it.

408
00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,280
So give away.

409
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:20,880
Yeah, give away.

410
00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,640
And then you got to take one card from the back,

411
00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:23,280
put it in the front.

412
00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:24,840
That's going to be our energy, dude.

413
00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:26,560
We got basic energy.

414
00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:27,920
Is that good?

415
00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:30,120
No.

416
00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:31,560
All right, basic energy.

417
00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,320
OK, we got Swablu.

418
00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:35,000
These really don't matter at all.

419
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,280
PNC here, dude.

420
00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:38,040
That fire type.

421
00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:38,840
Wiglet.

422
00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:39,840
You remember Diglet?

423
00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:40,360
Yeah.

424
00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:42,320
They made a water version.

425
00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:43,320
He's in the water.

426
00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:45,840
OK.

427
00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:47,360
Just a little squirpy in that thing.

428
00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:47,920
Passing this one.

429
00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:49,360
OK.

430
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:50,920
Hell yeah, dude.

431
00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:51,720
All right.

432
00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:52,800
Zebstrika.

433
00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:53,800
Uh-oh.

434
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,640
Whatever that is.

435
00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:57,000
Krakalor.

436
00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,040
I don't know.

437
00:11:58,040 --> 00:11:59,680
Oh, dude, this one's pretty sick.

438
00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:00,480
Oh, it's 100.

439
00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:01,840
Abso.

440
00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:03,320
What's the name of it?

441
00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:04,560
His name's Abso.

442
00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:05,280
Abso?

443
00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:08,080
Yeah, like Abso, but like, you know, not.

444
00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:09,200
Oh, then we got this shit.

445
00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:10,080
Let's see what we got.

446
00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:11,920
Oh, dude, look at that.

447
00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:12,720
Norman?

448
00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:14,720
Who the fuck is Norman, bro?

449
00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:17,160
We got Norm MacDonald.

450
00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:17,800
Oh, shit.

451
00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:19,600
This one actually might be good.

452
00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:21,560
Sometimes these trainer cards are good.

453
00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:22,160
I don't know.

454
00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:23,520
Brandon, can you look this up, dude?

455
00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:24,040
I got you.

456
00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:24,560
What's her name?

457
00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:27,320
Parasol Lady Trainer Card.

458
00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:28,560
It's a secret rare, I think.

459
00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:29,200
Shut the fuck up.

460
00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:30,120
It's not in the night.

461
00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:34,480
See, it's like $238 out of $120 something.

462
00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:35,680
Dude, am I?

463
00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:38,120
This is $152 out of $182.

464
00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:39,280
Let's see.

465
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:40,720
Look at the price.

466
00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:41,400
That's the card.

467
00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:44,240
$1195, you're looking out for that one.

468
00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:45,880
But let's see.

469
00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:47,160
$20.

470
00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:48,680
I made money back, dude.

471
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:49,680
Yes, you did.

472
00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:50,320
Yes, you did.

473
00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:53,000
Look at PSA 10, dude.

474
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,640
This is in pretty good condition.

475
00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:55,480
Yeah, that is.

476
00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:57,320
Are we going to be able to pay for the camera?

477
00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:59,080
You got some worth $20.

478
00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:00,000
Let's see.

479
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,200
That's.

480
00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,600
The centering is good on this one.

481
00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:03,080
Let's see.

482
00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:03,840
This is not off.

483
00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:04,360
PST.

484
00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:06,000
OK, OK.

485
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,400
What about the $100 one?

486
00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:09,120
Well, that fucking sucks.

487
00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:09,680
Let's see here.

488
00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:10,160
It does?

489
00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:12,360
Yeah, this is the only one that matters.

490
00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:13,320
Or maybe I'm wrong.

491
00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:14,760
Wait, what does that look like again?

492
00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:16,760
Look, $64.

493
00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:19,080
Is a white woman or maybe, I don't know.

494
00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:22,000
Number 255, what number is this one?

495
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:22,880
$238.

496
00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:23,560
$238?

497
00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:26,080
Hold up, let's find out.

498
00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:26,560
Yep.

499
00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:27,920
Oh, look at that.

500
00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:28,920
$74.

501
00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:29,640
Oh my god.

502
00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:30,640
You can get close to $75.

503
00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:32,120
Oh, shit.

504
00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:33,600
First reveal, baby.

505
00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:34,160
Gang.

506
00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:35,160
Hell, gang, gang.

507
00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:35,920
$100 one, though.

508
00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:37,360
That's not a gang.

509
00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:38,800
That's a cool Pokemon, dude.

510
00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:41,160
Yo, if you want to get that graded,

511
00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:43,800
you can join me when I grade these Michael Jordan cards.

512
00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:45,680
Can I trust you to keep it over there, man?

513
00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:46,600
Hell, yeah, man.

514
00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,480
I'm going to get a sleeve for it and shit.

515
00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:49,280
Hey, hey.

516
00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:50,000
I'm going to hook it up.

517
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,120
Take that with your life.

518
00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:55,200
That has to go in the funds after all the money we hemorrhaged.

519
00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:55,720
Oh, yeah.

520
00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:56,920
I also got some good news, man.

521
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,880
We're going to make some bank because, listen,

522
00:13:58,880 --> 00:13:59,720
I got that card.

523
00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:01,280
I went to this thrift shop.

524
00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:05,480
And I got, like, he had a box of 1991, 1992 NBA cards.

525
00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:07,280
And he was like, how much you want for it?

526
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,120
He was like, just give me $5 for the whole thing.

527
00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:12,840
And I looked in there, and I got a bunch of Ladybirds and,

528
00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:13,320
who else had?

529
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:13,840
Dominique.

530
00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:15,320
I had a bunch of great stars.

531
00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:17,640
And I think the Ladybird, let me show you the Ladybird real quick.

532
00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:19,400
Dude, it's like, hold on, man.

533
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:19,920
It might be.

534
00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:21,520
Brandon made a million dollars?

535
00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:23,120
I mean, if I get it graded right, that's

536
00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:25,600
going to be worth like a couple hundred.

537
00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:26,640
You know which card it is?

538
00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:27,640
Like, how to put it in?

539
00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:29,800
1991, Flair.

540
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:33,360
I think Flair is like the big deal one.

541
00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:34,160
Yep, right here.

542
00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:35,040
I see 149.

543
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:35,800
Oh.

544
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:36,880
Damn, OK, Brandon.

545
00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:38,720
Hell, well, yeah.

546
00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:40,440
We got up to 200, dude.

547
00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:41,200
Hell, yeah.

548
00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:42,520
And I got like three of those.

549
00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:45,360
We should just start buying Pokemon cards, dude.

550
00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:46,560
Sports cards.

551
00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:47,440
Yeah, I'm down.

552
00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:51,600
Well, sports cards, I have Pokemon you just got to open.

553
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:52,680
Yeah.

554
00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:54,360
Man, you got to bring me back to my roots, man.

555
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,000
Sports cards, you got to do too much research.

556
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,200
Research, dude.

557
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:57,720
Yeah.

558
00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:59,000
You would have to look up every one

559
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,720
because you know what's good in here.

560
00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:01,680
Yeah.

561
00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:03,320
Well, I kind of have an idea.

562
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:04,960
I really don't know that much about it.

563
00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:08,280
But it is more obvious with these, I would say.

564
00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:10,720
If you got something good, worth something.

565
00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:15,040
There was a while back, it was like 2019, 2020 or something,

566
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,400
when Zion Williamson was a rookie,

567
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,760
he had this one like black diamond card

568
00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:21,800
that was worth like 70 grand.

569
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:22,960
It was a one of one.

570
00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:23,600
Damn.

571
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:26,080
And it had like the Jersey Patch thing in it.

572
00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:27,520
Oh, I love those.

573
00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:29,280
And it had his signature or whatever.

574
00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:31,200
And it was just in a regular pack of cards?

575
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:34,520
This fucking kid was like 10 or something.

576
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:37,360
And he opens it up and he's like, this is fucking shitty.

577
00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:39,120
And he throws it away.

578
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:40,520
I think he threw it away, dude.

579
00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:41,520
You can look that up.

580
00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:42,800
So which one is it again?

581
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:43,480
I got you.

582
00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:47,080
Kid packs Zion Williamson.

583
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,080
Oh, yeah, I got his card too.

584
00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:51,680
It's not worth anything now.

585
00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:54,440
Yeah, but this was when he had the most fucking hype.

586
00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:56,600
He's the most hype draft pick since I was.

587
00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:57,000
Let's see.

588
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,240
And you said the one with the.

589
00:15:58,240 --> 00:15:58,760
Oh shit.

590
00:15:58,760 --> 00:15:59,680
More than Wimberley?

591
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,880
Wimbenyana, yeah.

592
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:04,680
He was pretty hype.

593
00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:07,960
But I don't know if to me, the hype around Zion Williamson

594
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:08,840
was crazy.

595
00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:10,120
Kid, let me put the story.

596
00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:14,600
You know, I actually bought one for $150.

597
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,960
And then as soon as I got it, what I hate

598
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,480
is because you know how the process went.

599
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:20,320
He was really good.

600
00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:22,360
And then like fell back a little bit.

601
00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:23,360
Man, I lost money.

602
00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:23,960
Now I'm 50.

603
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:25,720
What the fuck is that first video?

604
00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:26,240
Is this it?

605
00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:28,480
Zion Williamson destroys his kids.

606
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,960
You got to see that?

607
00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:32,080
Yeah, it's stand up.

608
00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:34,400
He destroying his kids every day if he's shooting them out.

609
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,600
He's an amazing athlete.

610
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,400
So I watch clips of him on YouTube.

611
00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:41,120
But I don't watch his clips at Duke.

612
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:45,840
I watch his clips from high school because it's fascinating.

613
00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:47,960
He was the same exact size.

614
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:50,840
And he just destroys these little white kids.

615
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:54,280
It's the most hilarious thing to watch.

616
00:16:54,280 --> 00:17:00,560
If you ever need a palette plans from police brutality videos,

617
00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:05,880
watch Zion Williamson playing high school basketball.

618
00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:08,240
It is like a white lives don't matter video.

619
00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:12,920
It is just.

620
00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:13,920
Who is this?

621
00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:17,400
Oh, this is Ted Alexander.

622
00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:24,160
He's giving back.

623
00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:26,360
He could have played any sport, man, with that build.

624
00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:27,760
He should have played football.

625
00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:29,680
Yeah, he could have been the greatest.

626
00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:31,600
I'm going to do nothing.

627
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:34,320
There's no way you're that big and you're jumping on those knees

628
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:35,800
and everything is going to be all right.

629
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,040
Yeah, dude, don't get them eventually.

630
00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:39,200
Should not wrestle in man.

631
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:43,360
She had fast like that wrestling wrestling, dude.

632
00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:45,720
I know it's like people say it's fake or whatever,

633
00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:48,280
but they got to do so many shows a year.

634
00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:49,640
And it's hard on your body.

635
00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:52,240
Hell, yeah, dude bumping around doing it.

636
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:54,840
And it's not that fake because like, listen, it is like it's

637
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:55,560
predetermined.

638
00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:57,240
But when they fight, man, they really

639
00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:58,640
getting hit with this stuff.

640
00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:00,840
And like those cuts you see a real because sometimes

641
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,400
even when you see them bleeding, dude,

642
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:04,600
they got razor blades under their tongues and stuff

643
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:07,200
that they got to pull out and cut them at the perfect moment.

644
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:08,840
And then you got to choreograph it all

645
00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:11,280
and talk to the dude while you guys are fighting.

646
00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:12,760
It's a lot.

647
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,880
I take my hat off to the Undertaker, man.

648
00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:18,840
And these guys right here, fucking mans.

649
00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:21,800
What do you think Snake Roberts is up to?

650
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,240
Man, you can never know these days, man.

651
00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:27,000
He had a wild ride, great recovery.

652
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:27,800
Man, he's probably.

653
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,040
Oh, actually, I know what he's doing.

654
00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:30,280
He do comedy now, man.

655
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:30,720
Really?

656
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:31,480
He does stand up.

657
00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:32,840
He goes on tours and stuff.

658
00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:33,920
Oh, shit.

659
00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:35,280
That's my goal, dude.

660
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,600
If I met him, man.

661
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:37,520
That'd be it.

662
00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:39,840
Shit, that would be definitely one day.

663
00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:41,480
I tell you.

664
00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:42,240
Hell, yes.

665
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:43,360
You hear that, man?

666
00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:46,160
Bring that snake and come on down and meet some Brandon.

667
00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:46,680
Paul.

668
00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:48,680
Yeah, which snake you talking about, Brandon?

669
00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:50,160
The python, man.

670
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:52,720
The fucking cobra.

671
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:55,000
That corn snake.

672
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,440
The snake snake.

673
00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:58,800
The one that he would throw on the people.

674
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:02,240
The one that he lost in the hotel when he was staying there.

675
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,840
And it went down the toilet and scared everybody.

676
00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:06,400
Diamond Dollar Page.

677
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:06,840
That's his.

678
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:07,560
I remember his wife.

679
00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:08,560
Like, he left it in their house.

680
00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:09,640
That made it more clear then.

681
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,280
Yeah, so he had a snake when he was staying

682
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,560
at Diamond Dollar Page's house.

683
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:14,560
And then, like, got stuck in the toilet or something.

684
00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:16,720
Eventually came back out scared the shit out of the wife

685
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,360
and everybody.

686
00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:20,560
And that's saying something, because I don't fuck with snakes.

687
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:21,920
You guys know this.

688
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:23,560
We're going to, oh, oh, should we

689
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:26,400
announce what we're going to do for our last show on this one?

690
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:27,440
Or should we wait?

691
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:28,560
No, we can wait, dude.

692
00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:29,880
We can wait, dude.

693
00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:31,400
Oh, I forgot to ask Ben.

694
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,640
He has a position on the fucking board.

695
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:34,920
That's what I meant.

696
00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:37,760
You know what I meant to ask him is, like, you're on the board.

697
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,880
How much of a piece of shit is sci-fi?

698
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:41,920
And I didn't ask him.

699
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:43,760
I think he would have been like, he's the fucking,

700
00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:44,920
he's so hard to deal with.

701
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:45,640
Yeah.

702
00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:47,760
That's what he said off the record, off camera,

703
00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:49,320
was that sci-fi was a piece of shit.

704
00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:50,360
Just want you to know.

705
00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:55,000
Also, want to give shout outs to Dan, JJ, sci-fi.

706
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:58,680
They were, Dan directed this fucking skit.

707
00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:02,000
And sci-fi and JJ are the main characters.

708
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,560
And it was so fucking good.

709
00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:06,000
Went to the sketchy show.

710
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,920
Ben Bowen.

711
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:08,680
Bowden.

712
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:11,200
Bowden, which is here.

713
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:13,880
He's going to be on the pod after this segment.

714
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,040
And it was awesome.

715
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,760
These guys, they grind.

716
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:20,320
But that skit with you.

717
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,560
Lucky guy, dude.

718
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:24,720
And he did the skit with, he wrote the skit with Dan, right?

719
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:25,920
With Sierra and Dan.

720
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:26,680
He was in it.

721
00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:27,760
Oh, yeah, I think so.

722
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:28,240
Yeah, yeah.

723
00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:29,160
And that was hilarious.

724
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:34,080
If you guys ever look up Shenanigans, Fantastic Invaders,

725
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:35,040
and check them out.

726
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,720
Improv shows.

727
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:37,360
Yeah.

728
00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:38,680
My bad, I'm falling asleep.

729
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:40,880
JJ's tired now.

730
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:43,120
So I guess that's the end of this portion.

731
00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:43,640
Oh, what?

732
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:47,000
Before we end this, man, we got to do a shout out to you

733
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,600
for doing the stardom, man.

734
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:51,040
Appreciate it.

735
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:51,760
It was fun.

736
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:52,520
Hell, yeah, man.

737
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:53,440
Thanks, man.

738
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:55,800
It was real fun to get in front of, like, that's the most

739
00:20:55,800 --> 00:21:02,520
people I've been in front of since the first one.

740
00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:03,240
Oh, shit.

741
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:04,120
Yeah.

742
00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:04,920
But I bombed there.

743
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:06,080
I did OK this time.

744
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:07,800
It was all right.

745
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,000
I got some pops.

746
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,080
But you're going to be on it next week.

747
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:12,720
Oh, yeah.

748
00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:15,240
You, Alex, and Charlie.

749
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,160
Oh, I didn't know Charlie was on it, dude.

750
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:17,680
Yep.

751
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:18,640
Now I'm not going.

752
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:20,720
That's a damn plan.

753
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:22,080
I'll be there to see you guys.

754
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:23,120
You guys are going to kill it.

755
00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:24,120
I already told Charlie.

756
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:25,120
I was like, that's that.

757
00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:26,480
That joke is going to murder.

758
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:27,000
Oh, man.

759
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,040
I love that joke.

760
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:31,000
It is going to bring down the fucking house.

761
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:34,600
Especially if he goes, like, last.

762
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:36,600
And he's, I don't know.

763
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:40,480
And he's the great white hope, dude.

764
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:43,400
There has not been a single non-black winner

765
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,760
of an X-Five showcase before.

766
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:47,360
It's good news.

767
00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:48,440
And then Brandon.

768
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:49,000
For you.

769
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,800
Yeah.

770
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,560
Brandon's going to smack him.

771
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:53,560
You're going to hit him.

772
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:56,240
Just do you, be you.

773
00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:59,760
I can't wait to see their faces whenever Alex does the butt

774
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:00,360
plug joke.

775
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:03,800
I'll be waiting and probably recording people's faces.

776
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:04,720
And he does it, dude.

777
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:05,800
He's got classics.

778
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:08,160
Yeah, he has so many.

779
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,280
Yeah, we've seen him do 30.

780
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:11,640
He can do whatever he wants up there.

781
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:12,720
All right.

782
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:14,920
You guys are going to enjoy Ben Bowden.

783
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:16,320
Hell, yeah.

784
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:17,920
One thing that you should know about him

785
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,160
before watching this episode is that he's

786
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:25,320
a 43-year-old man that spends a significant chunk of every day

787
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:26,200
on the playground.

788
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:27,000
Yep.

789
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:27,960
Public playgrounds.

790
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,480
Children's playgrounds.

791
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:31,880
So do with that what you will.

792
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,920
Watch his interview.

793
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,360
Give him a chance, dude.

794
00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:38,480
He's not that bad of a guy.

795
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:39,400
See you.

796
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,880
See you.

797
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:42,840
That was my face.

798
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:43,320
Hell, yeah.

799
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:43,800
That was good.

800
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:50,200
This week's featured comedian.

801
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:52,120
Make sure that camera's right.

802
00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:54,640
You just moved it.

803
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:55,600
It's perfect, dude.

804
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:56,440
OK.

805
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:57,520
Just the way it is.

806
00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:59,000
You don't do not disturb?

807
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,320
Yeah.

808
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:00,920
Are you a man?

809
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:02,280
You got to make sure of these things.

810
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:04,520
Yeah, this guy is a criminal.

811
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:07,880
He's always guilty of not doing D&D, man.

812
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:13,800
Can you hear yourself?

813
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:16,000
Yeah, it's a little low, but I think that's what Alex had me

814
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:16,560
want to hear.

815
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:17,040
OK.

816
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:18,560
Oh, yeah, he did like an F5.

817
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:20,240
Everybody's doing headphones now.

818
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:22,200
I just like to hear it just in case something happens,

819
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,200
you know, something goes out.

820
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:23,840
That's a good idea.

821
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:25,480
Yeah.

822
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:26,000
Yeah.

823
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:26,440
JJ.

824
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:27,120
Yes.

825
00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:28,600
We got somebody special for the podcast.

826
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:30,640
We got a very special guest today, Brandon.

827
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:32,840
We have.

828
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:34,640
You went a little early on that one.

829
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:35,640
I'm sorry.

830
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:37,360
He went a little early.

831
00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:39,240
Brandon's excited.

832
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:40,480
Ben Baldwin.

833
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:42,360
That's it, right?

834
00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:45,360
Have we ever did the podcast like this?

835
00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:46,560
Restart.

836
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:47,800
Restart.

837
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:49,520
Oh, this will all be in for sure.

838
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:50,720
Yeah, this is going to be in.

839
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:51,760
Give it a second shot there.

840
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:52,240
What do you think?

841
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:52,920
All right.

842
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:55,960
Guys, today we have a very, very special guest.

843
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:57,720
He does Rocket City Improv.

844
00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:58,360
He does it all.

845
00:23:58,360 --> 00:23:58,960
He is amazing.

846
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:00,440
Give it up for Ben Baldwin.

847
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:00,960
Hey!

848
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:01,640
No, no, no.

849
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:02,480
Didn't get it right.

850
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:03,320
I didn't get it right.

851
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:03,880
Baldwin?

852
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:04,400
Baldwin?

853
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:04,920
I'm sorry.

854
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:07,680
I'm bad at names.

855
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:08,680
Let's let JJ do it.

856
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:11,160
It's like the last 34 episodes.

857
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:12,160
I tried.

858
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:12,680
I admire him.

859
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:14,120
It was good until the last name.

860
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:16,240
You were good until the last name.

861
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,880
I watched a video to prepare for this moment

862
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:22,360
because I didn't know if it was watch and learn.

863
00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:23,200
OK, let's go.

864
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:23,560
Let's go.

865
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:24,120
JJ, who we got?

866
00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:26,000
Today we have a very special guest.

867
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,920
An Improv mastermind.

868
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:30,000
A member of the Fantastic Invaders.

869
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,120
Co-founder, actually, I believe.

870
00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:33,120
He's hilarious.

871
00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:35,600
Improv skills, acting skills.

872
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:39,080
Maybe one day we can convince him to get a little stand up.

873
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:40,400
Ooh.

874
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:41,360
We would love that.

875
00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:42,760
We would love to see that.

876
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:45,160
He was just on that sketchy sketch show

877
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:46,520
at Shenanigans Comedy Theater.

878
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:47,160
Sent out.

879
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:48,320
A few sketches.

880
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:48,800
Oh, yeah.

881
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:49,760
All very good.

882
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:52,600
Guys, today we have Ben Bowden.

883
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:53,600
Oh, here we go.

884
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,400
Hey!

885
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:56,720
Thank you.

886
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:58,880
I watched the video you did with Jess.

887
00:24:58,880 --> 00:24:59,480
Oh, nice.

888
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:00,680
For Fantastic Invaders.

889
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:01,560
And she was like, Bowden.

890
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:03,760
And I was like, I totally would have said Bowden.

891
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:04,440
Everybody does.

892
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:06,720
If I'm in a crowded room or trying

893
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,160
to get a drink at a bar or something,

894
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:11,320
I say Bowden because it's so much easier for someone to hear.

895
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:14,160
And Bowden is just so unnatural on the mouth.

896
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:15,040
It is.

897
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:17,000
Bowden.

898
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,640
It's got that alliteration to it.

899
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:21,280
Maybe.

900
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:22,960
Hey, thank you so much for coming on, man.

901
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:24,160
Thank you guys for having me.

902
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:25,480
I'm a fan of the podcast.

903
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,360
I appreciate the love very much.

904
00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:29,280
We appreciate it.

905
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:34,600
I've been a few of your, like the sketchy show, one and two.

906
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:35,960
And you were always amazing.

907
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:37,720
I was telling, I think I told you this too,

908
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:38,720
I don't understand.

909
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:41,200
I can't get at how you guys do that.

910
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:44,120
And in front of a live audience on the first take,

911
00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:45,720
it seems like nothing's going wrong.

912
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:48,640
If anything did go wrong on any of them, whatever I was seeing,

913
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:49,640
I had no clue.

914
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:51,320
I just got to give you a praise for that,

915
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:52,520
because that is so hard to do.

916
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:53,000
Thank you.

917
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:53,760
Appreciate that.

918
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:54,760
Yes, it is.

919
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:56,120
Oh, thank you, Brandon.

920
00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:57,320
Appreciate it.

921
00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:58,560
Team effort, for sure.

922
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:00,320
Like you can't pull it off solo.

923
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:01,840
So like you said that.

924
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:05,280
And last night, I dropped a line and Sierra picked it up

925
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:06,280
and kept the sketch going.

926
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:07,440
So it happens sometimes.

927
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,760
But if you can sell it without people knowing,

928
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:10,840
then you've done your job.

929
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:12,120
Yeah.

930
00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:13,920
And nobody knows the sketch but you guys.

931
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:14,720
That's right.

932
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:16,360
So even if you do mess up, as long as you

933
00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:18,920
don't make it too obvious, then you're good, huh?

934
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:19,920
Yeah, you're good.

935
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:21,680
But it's way harder than that, guys.

936
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,240
Like I'm watching them, and I'm like,

937
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:25,120
I would have messed up so many times.

938
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:28,840
Dude, when we record our like pre-recorded virtual sketches,

939
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:30,440
we fuck up at least five times.

940
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:30,800
Oh, yeah.

941
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:31,680
Every single take.

942
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:34,840
No matter if it's one sentence or like a whole fucking

943
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,560
monologue, we're fucking it up multiple times.

944
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:41,720
On our first big sketch, the horseshoes,

945
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:44,800
Brandon trying to say Clyde Elrod.

946
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,320
So bad that we had it first.

947
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:48,360
If you hear, there's two versions.

948
00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:49,960
There's two episodes of it.

949
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:51,280
And he never gets the name right.

950
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:51,800
I know.

951
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:53,640
Not a single time.

952
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:58,960
He said Clyde getting him off as a name.

953
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:00,560
And I thought he was like making a joke.

954
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:02,040
And then he was like, oh, that's not it.

955
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:03,040
Like, no.

956
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:04,800
Why would you think that's a real name?

957
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:05,320
I don't know.

958
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:07,160
It's like when I get put on the spot for a name

959
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:08,480
like earlier, perfect example.

960
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:08,960
I don't know.

961
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:09,480
I think.

962
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:12,040
And then my mouth beats me before what I was thinking.

963
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:15,440
So when I said Clyde getting it off.

964
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:16,960
That's not even a thing.

965
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:17,800
I don't know.

966
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:18,400
I don't know.

967
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:19,560
I mean, if you're an European, maybe.

968
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:20,080
I don't know.

969
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:20,560
Could be.

970
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:22,400
If that's your last name, getting it off,

971
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,480
then go get it off, man.

972
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:26,280
I like that.

973
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:28,440
It's actually pronounced getting half.

974
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:29,640
Oh, getting half.

975
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:30,160
Yeah.

976
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:31,040
Getting half.

977
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:33,040
Let's get halfed.

978
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:34,320
So you're not always.

979
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:36,880
You weren't always from Huntsville, right?

980
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:37,400
Nope.

981
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:39,200
I'm a transplant too.

982
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:42,200
I grew up in southeast Missouri in the Boothill area.

983
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:43,040
OK.

984
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:44,560
Near Sexton, Lamberts.

985
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:45,000
Anybody?

986
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:45,440
Lamberts.

987
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,040
Anybody's been to Lamberts where they throw the roll?

988
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:47,520
Yeah.

989
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:48,240
Dude, yeah.

990
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:49,160
Yeah, just right down the road.

991
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:50,320
So you're like right by me.

992
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:53,200
You're like by southern Illinois.

993
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:55,760
Because Lamberts is like, what, two hours from where I'm at.

994
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:57,000
OK, where are you at?

995
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,200
Sentraille, Illinois.

996
00:27:58,200 --> 00:27:58,720
Oh, yeah.

997
00:27:58,720 --> 00:27:59,480
Yeah, not too far.

998
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:01,360
Like, my family would go to Paducah all the time.

999
00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:01,920
Yeah, the Duke.

1000
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:02,440
OK.

1001
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:02,960
Yeah.

1002
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,280
To like go with some Mexican restaurant there

1003
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:06,880
that my parents loved for some reason.

1004
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:07,960
So it was like a big deal.

1005
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:09,560
Like, we're going to Paducah?

1006
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:11,080
Yeah.

1007
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:12,520
Had to get some real food.

1008
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:13,200
Hell, yeah.

1009
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:16,200
I knew I liked you.

1010
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,520
Tiny little town called East Prairie, Missouri.

1011
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:19,280
East Prairie.

1012
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:20,360
Yep, that's where I grew up.

1013
00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:21,320
OK, OK.

1014
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:24,680
Moved to Kentucky, Eastern Kentucky, middle of high school.

1015
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:26,760
Went to Murray State on the other end of the state

1016
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:27,600
about 12 years.

1017
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:29,160
And then I've been in Huntsville for about a decade.

1018
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:32,080
So I lived about four places about the same amount of time.

1019
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:35,200
Which one you like the best?

1020
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,600
Man, they were all interesting in different ways.

1021
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:40,280
I mean, Huntsville is probably the best just because better

1022
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:41,600
options for entertainment.

1023
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:42,120
Mm-hmm.

1024
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:42,840
All that good stuff.

1025
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:43,440
For sure.

1026
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:45,680
Yeah, but yeah, I mean, they were all OK.

1027
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,480
Did you do improv at each spot?

1028
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:49,560
No, I just started.

1029
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:51,040
I'm at about three years now.

1030
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:51,540
What?

1031
00:28:51,540 --> 00:28:52,280
Wow.

1032
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:54,080
I was thinking since high school.

1033
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:55,360
Oh my god, yes.

1034
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:55,860
No.

1035
00:28:55,860 --> 00:28:57,400
Were you in theater or something?

1036
00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,080
I did as a little kid.

1037
00:28:59,080 --> 00:28:59,640
I liked it.

1038
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:04,040
But then I got into basketball and was like, oh, too cool

1039
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:04,720
for theater.

1040
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:06,840
Yeah, of course.

1041
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:09,080
Wish I had not dropped it, but I did.

1042
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:14,840
And then coming out of COVID, I was like, OK, I'm 40 years old.

1043
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:16,680
I need to shake something up in my life.

1044
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:19,120
I'm sitting around playing too many video games.

1045
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:20,640
Oh, dude, I was just like, no.

1046
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:22,520
So I almost did a stand-up class,

1047
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:25,240
but they weren't having them at the time with Scott Eason

1048
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:26,680
over at Stand Up Live.

1049
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,840
And I've made a Reddit post, like,

1050
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:30,640
does anybody know if there's improv classes?

1051
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:33,040
And somebody responded on Reddit randomly,

1052
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:35,080
and that's how I found Shenanigans.

1053
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:35,840
It was Alan.

1054
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:36,340
Yeah.

1055
00:29:36,340 --> 00:29:36,840
Yeah.

1056
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:38,240
OK.

1057
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:40,040
You probably don't know Alan, do you?

1058
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:41,000
Old man?

1059
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,320
Oh, if you've been doing it three years, you know Alan.

1060
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:46,480
He's the old man with the cane, kind of smells a little bit.

1061
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:48,200
The guy looking mad.

1062
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:49,920
I would feel like I'd remember this guy.

1063
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:50,800
Oh, OK.

1064
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:52,920
He goes on rants in the Huntsville conference.

1065
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:53,420
Yeah.

1066
00:29:53,420 --> 00:29:53,920
Right here.

1067
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:54,420
Oh, God.

1068
00:29:54,420 --> 00:29:55,480
He goes hard.

1069
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:56,120
OK.

1070
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:58,480
Post some crazy stuff, man.

1071
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:00,040
So why stand-up?

1072
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,320
Why improv?

1073
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:06,200
I think I've always liked a team sport better

1074
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:09,480
than a solo sport, and improv's more like that.

1075
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:12,240
And sketch, similar way, like you're working with other people,

1076
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:13,840
and they're making your ideas better,

1077
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:16,240
you're making theirs better.

1078
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:18,360
So I don't know, it was, for some reason,

1079
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:21,400
less scary to go out and make stuff up on the fly

1080
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:24,840
than to sit down and write jokes, and then work all that out,

1081
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:28,920
and grind it out at open mics, and all that kind of stuff.

1082
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:30,440
See, you're saying that, and I think

1083
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,360
it's scarier doing what you do.

1084
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:33,920
Because I feel like I wouldn't want

1085
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:36,720
to be the one to drop the ball.

1086
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:39,320
And for me, if I drop the ball, like if I go out

1087
00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:40,960
and I'm having a strong start, I'll

1088
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:42,440
probably finish off strong.

1089
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:45,560
But if I drop it on the first line, or whatever I have,

1090
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:47,440
and then the person has to pick it up for me,

1091
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:49,280
and I'll just like, it's in my head now.

1092
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,280
See, that scares me, terrifies me.

1093
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:53,240
Sometimes the best stuff comes out of that.

1094
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:55,840
Like, you know, we generally say,

1095
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:58,320
like there's really no, you can't make a mistake in improv,

1096
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:01,200
because we'll just turn it into either a game,

1097
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:02,400
or something down the road.

1098
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,520
It'll make a callback, or whatever.

1099
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:08,120
So I mean, it happens all the time.

1100
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:09,720
And we just, you just roll with it,

1101
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:12,480
and trust that you're seeing partners who've got your back.

1102
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:13,160
OK.

1103
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:19,800
So with the Fantastic Invaders, do you guys practice,

1104
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:22,480
like alone, with just you guys?

1105
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,720
Yeah, we do sometimes.

1106
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:26,800
We haven't as much lately.

1107
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:29,080
Well, no, I take that back, because we changed our format

1108
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:29,200
up.

1109
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:30,800
So yeah, we have been practicing more.

1110
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:33,400
But sometimes it's just scheduling.

1111
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:34,840
Like, I'm in a few different shows,

1112
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:39,440
so getting out of the house to do extra practices is tough.

1113
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:41,200
But yeah, you do, it sounds dumb,

1114
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:44,120
but you do have to practice improv to get it show ready.

1115
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:45,320
Oh, god, yeah.

1116
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,160
Yeah.

1117
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:49,120
I couldn't imagine not practicing.

1118
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:50,280
Same here.

1119
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:53,880
So to practice, speaking of practice,

1120
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:57,200
you went to Chicago for intensive improv training.

1121
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,000
Yes, OK, you did find some research.

1122
00:31:59,000 --> 00:31:59,840
A little bit.

1123
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:01,600
It was hard, guys.

1124
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:02,360
Look at the page.

1125
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:04,400
It's not as big as we usually got.

1126
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:07,240
Yeah, I tell you, I try to be a ghost out there.

1127
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:10,560
No online presence at all.

1128
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:11,280
Yes, I did.

1129
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:14,360
I actually just got back a week before last

1130
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:19,280
for my second round at the Annoyance Theater in Chicago.

1131
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:20,960
I would say the big three, I don't even

1132
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:24,360
know if that's an accurate term or not, but Second City,

1133
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,520
everybody pretty much knows that.

1134
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:29,480
Tons of SNL, Mad TV, like anybody

1135
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:32,240
who's done that kind of comedy has probably

1136
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:34,080
been to Second City in Chicago.

1137
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:37,560
I.O. Theater, Improv Olympic, a lot of same folks

1138
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:40,320
hit that up and do Second City, because it's different styles.

1139
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:42,400
And then the Annoyance was a break off

1140
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:45,800
by a guy named Mick Napier, who started at Second City.

1141
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:50,120
Not many people know his name, but tons of people

1142
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:51,920
have gone through the Annoyance, too.

1143
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:55,280
Amy Sedaris, Adi Bryant.

1144
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:56,480
I mean, there's a ton of names.

1145
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:57,640
I just can't think of them all.

1146
00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:59,560
But a lot of people do all three of those.

1147
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,320
Like if you're going hard at it and trying

1148
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:04,800
to break into SNL or break into entertainment,

1149
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:08,160
you'll do the full programs at all three of those theaters

1150
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:10,520
just to get a lot of stage time and get different styles

1151
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:13,600
of improv and like Second City will use improv

1152
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:14,520
to create sketch.

1153
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:15,600
That's their big thing.

1154
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:18,760
So they're more sketch oriented, but they teach you improv

1155
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:20,640
to generate those ideas and then fine tune them

1156
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:21,680
into sketches.

1157
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:22,520
Ooh, I like that.

1158
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:23,360
That's pretty cool.

1159
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:24,200
Yeah, that's really cool.

1160
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:26,120
Yeah, I got to do a workshop with somebody

1161
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:28,280
who has been in Second City for a while,

1162
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:29,960
this last time in Chicago, and we did that.

1163
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:32,560
We did some improv and then like came up

1164
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:33,920
with some sketch ideas based off of that.

1165
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:34,960
They were all terrible.

1166
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:39,200
But the process would work if you worked it out

1167
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:40,040
for a minute.

1168
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:41,280
Oh, okay.

1169
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:42,720
What about Groundlings?

1170
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,640
Isn't that a big improv?

1171
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:46,560
I feel like that's LA.

1172
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:47,400
I was gonna say this.

1173
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:48,800
I think it's more sketch.

1174
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:50,200
It's really character based.

1175
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:51,520
So like coming up with characters.

1176
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,640
So like Will Ferrell came from Groundlings.

1177
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:56,520
There's a guy in Birmingham that does improv

1178
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:59,400
named Tim Casper, super good improviser.

1179
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,000
He did some stuff out at Groundlings for a minute.

1180
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,800
And you can tell like his characters are so distinct

1181
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:05,280
when he comes out and does something.

1182
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:07,720
Like that's his style of play.

1183
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:09,760
Like he'll go like hard on a character.

1184
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:10,600
Got you.

1185
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:11,520
So you're saying Groundlings is a character.

1186
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:12,760
Now what's the difference between,

1187
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:14,120
I know improv and sketch.

1188
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:17,720
Like is sketch like to film sketch

1189
00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:22,560
or like sketch in like a open scene with the audience?

1190
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,920
Yeah, I think they do more like live theater.

1191
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:27,760
But I mean, you know, any more like it could go either way.

1192
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:30,920
Just whatever format that sketch maps onto better

1193
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:32,040
is usually what people will do.

1194
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:33,440
They'll do a pre-tape or,

1195
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:34,480
it's gonna read better live.

1196
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:35,320
They'll do it live.

1197
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:37,600
Like some gags are just better in person.

1198
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:40,880
Some stuff's better on a pre-tape like,

1199
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:45,600
oh shoot, who's the guys on SNL right now?

1200
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:47,680
Oh, please don't destroy.

1201
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:49,640
Yeah, like those guys do all pre-tape stuff

1202
00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:51,320
as their format and they're really good at it.

1203
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:52,160
Yeah.

1204
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:56,200
Like Andy Samberg and Lonely Island guys.

1205
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:57,320
Yeah.

1206
00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:59,080
Songs work really well for that.

1207
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:00,680
All that kind of stuff.

1208
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:03,080
You like, you get into sketches?

1209
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:03,920
I do.

1210
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:04,760
You do?

1211
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:05,580
I like it.

1212
00:35:05,580 --> 00:35:06,420
You like it?

1213
00:35:06,420 --> 00:35:07,240
Uh-huh.

1214
00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:09,560
It's a lot of work, but it's,

1215
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:12,560
the payoff is probably better

1216
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:15,600
just because you've like rewritten and rewritten

1217
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:17,680
and rewritten and you finally get it to a point to perform

1218
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:19,640
and then when you get a good response,

1219
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:21,880
I mean, that's the best drug out there.

1220
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:22,720
Yes.

1221
00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:24,760
We might need you for some sketches.

1222
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:26,920
And it's totally not Entrapment asking him

1223
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:28,200
on the street cameras.

1224
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,160
No, not at all, not at all.

1225
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:33,480
That's not gonna influence his answer in the slightest.

1226
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:36,320
No, no, I'll have to farm that out to my agent

1227
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:38,560
if I ever get one, which I will not.

1228
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:41,000
Brandon's looking for a job.

1229
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,520
Yes, I am, yes, I'll do anything.

1230
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:47,040
I literally, Brandon, you have to stop

1231
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:48,920
offering up anything. Okay, well not like that.

1232
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:50,320
Don't make that your static response.

1233
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:51,160
You're right, Brandon.

1234
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:52,560
We got a screening process.

1235
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:53,600
She could go south real quick.

1236
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:55,160
That's how it happens, dude.

1237
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:57,040
Anything you say, right?

1238
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:57,880
Pull it down.

1239
00:35:57,880 --> 00:35:59,680
Well, no, yeah, I've always loved sketches

1240
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:01,680
and these guys, they love sketches too.

1241
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:03,120
Like, just shoot them.

1242
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:06,240
And we're more loose, like we're just,

1243
00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:07,920
we're literally like just put up a camera.

1244
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:10,080
We got the idea, but we're trying to get it

1245
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:11,640
more tightened up now.

1246
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:16,220
And you had the best idea when we were upstairs

1247
00:36:16,220 --> 00:36:17,380
in the black box.

1248
00:36:17,380 --> 00:36:19,120
I think we were going there for a meeting.

1249
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:20,960
We were going there for a meeting after the live show.

1250
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:22,040
Yep. That's right.

1251
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:23,200
And what'd you say for us to do?

1252
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:25,760
Oh, like just take, kind of do a twist on like

1253
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:29,120
drunk history with, just have Brandon tell a story

1254
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:32,600
and then have other people have his voice the whole time.

1255
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:34,680
Brandon's got a great storytelling voice.

1256
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:38,560
And then have other people like miming or, you know,

1257
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:41,040
miming the words and mouthing the words while they do it

1258
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:43,600
and act it out, but like make it like a good production

1259
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:45,520
value with like the costumes and everything.

1260
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:48,800
And just see little pieces of Brandon's life.

1261
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:50,280
Oh yeah, you guys can see the lens.

1262
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:53,080
Can we do one right now if he tells us a story?

1263
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:53,920
Yeah, yeah.

1264
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:56,520
Just like this, just like we'll act it out.

1265
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:57,840
We'll just.

1266
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:58,680
You ready?

1267
00:36:58,680 --> 00:36:59,520
Yeah.

1268
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,240
So how many, you got any characters?

1269
00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:02,080
Okay, so.

1270
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:02,920
You can assign us.

1271
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:03,760
Yeah, you gotta assign us the character.

1272
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:06,640
Okay, so who do I wanna be me?

1273
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:08,480
You know what?

1274
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:11,000
No, because you did kind of, you know, you're me.

1275
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:12,560
Okay, all right, I'll be Brandon.

1276
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:14,480
And I guess you could be my mom.

1277
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:15,400
Okay.

1278
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:16,720
Let's see what JJ could be.

1279
00:37:16,720 --> 00:37:19,280
I guess you could be the confused guy at the store.

1280
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:20,120
Okay.

1281
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:20,960
Confused guy at the store.

1282
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:24,720
All right, so we're gonna go back in time a little bit.

1283
00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:28,440
Years back, this was around middle school

1284
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:31,120
and I was still a fat child.

1285
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:32,400
I remember the day like it was yesterday

1286
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:35,760
my mom gave me my first phone, which was a flip phone.

1287
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:37,720
And the reason she gave me this was because

1288
00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:40,800
of the normal reason that everybody got a flip phone,

1289
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,760
because they were too scared of you looking at porn

1290
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:45,840
and sex and weed and all other bad shit,

1291
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:47,120
maybe even people dying.

1292
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:49,600
And you saw that stop, my black ass?

1293
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,160
Hell fucking no, man.

1294
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:52,000
I'm a fucking rebel.

1295
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,380
You know what I did?

1296
00:37:53,380 --> 00:37:55,160
I went down to the dollar store.

1297
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:56,840
I said, I ain't no bitch.

1298
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:57,960
And then I went down to the man.

1299
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:00,000
I was like, let me get this cell phone right here.

1300
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,760
And that was the start of a new chain.

1301
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:03,400
Then I got another cell phone.

1302
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:05,120
Then my mom even gave me another cell.

1303
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:08,680
And I started hiding phones everywhere through the house.

1304
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:09,520
You know what I mean?

1305
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:11,040
So when she would come to me, she'd be like,

1306
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:13,400
son, son, hey, I like your new flip phone.

1307
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,040
I'd be like, yeah, you have no fucking idea.

1308
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:18,120
And I'd wait till like one o'clock in the morning.

1309
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:19,120
Everybody's asleep.

1310
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:20,320
That's when you can pull out the phone.

1311
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:23,520
I'd go under there, grab it, look at it.

1312
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:24,980
And then we just yank away.

1313
00:38:24,980 --> 00:38:26,920
Yank, yank, yank, yank, yank.

1314
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:29,280
And then we see some other shit too that pops up

1315
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:31,000
that we weren't, oh, and then my mom

1316
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,960
started knocking on the door.

1317
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:35,080
And then I gotta, I gotta hide.

1318
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:36,600
Gotta act like nothing happened there, right?

1319
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:38,640
So now she come in and me, I would do this.

1320
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:39,860
I would act like I was asleep.

1321
00:38:39,860 --> 00:38:41,240
I would put the covers over me.

1322
00:38:41,240 --> 00:38:43,840
And then she look around and disappear.

1323
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:46,960
And you know, what I love about this situation is,

1324
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:49,240
is that she never knew that I did this.

1325
00:38:49,240 --> 00:38:51,200
She never knew that I was like a mob boss

1326
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:53,720
and nobody ever caught me doing shit.

1327
00:38:53,720 --> 00:38:55,720
But she does today if she saw this.

1328
00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:58,280
So yeah, that's my story, mama.

1329
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:02,400
I'm a porn addict and I've been one since I was a child.

1330
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:03,680
Surprise!

1331
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:05,280
And yeah, you know what?

1332
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:08,060
Yep, yep, I gotta finish this off.

1333
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:10,600
I gotta finish this part off, man.

1334
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,000
Okay, so I wouldn't do watching porn.

1335
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,160
I'm watching everything, man.

1336
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:16,680
Like, you know, like, like a crazy show came on

1337
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:17,520
that I wanted to watch.

1338
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:18,640
You can't do that.

1339
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:19,920
You can't watch that.

1340
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:20,960
Yes, the fuck I can.

1341
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:22,760
I put it on that phone, wait till the middle of the night,

1342
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:26,560
sleep, or I try to find people that have a TV

1343
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:27,760
and don't care.

1344
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:29,360
And I watch what I want.

1345
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:30,200
So what?

1346
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:31,880
At other people's houses?

1347
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:33,320
Yeah, family, but they didn't care.

1348
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:35,240
Like, they'd be like, man, you can watch whatever you want.

1349
00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:37,080
Not gonna say it with it, but we all know it is.

1350
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:37,920
Quote, quote.

1351
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:38,760
We know.

1352
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:40,880
Star Wolf of You and then it's Wolf of Eden.

1353
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:41,920
I'm not gonna say Scott Wolf.

1354
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:43,400
I go in there and watch everything.

1355
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,320
Two Broke Girls.

1356
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:46,160
I was off for the fear.

1357
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:48,040
Yeah, that's crazy television.

1358
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:49,440
Family Guy, SpongeBob.

1359
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:50,640
I couldn't watch Family Guy.

1360
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:52,200
Yeah, I couldn't watch Family Guy

1361
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:53,320
until I was near 18.

1362
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:56,480
But what were you jacking off to in Family Guy?

1363
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:57,320
Lois.

1364
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:01,880
Ben, your acting of Brandon was phenomenal.

1365
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:03,360
You just didn't sweat enough.

1366
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:05,840
Yeah, I was sweating telling the story.

1367
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:06,680
Thanks for doing that.

1368
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:07,520
Thank you.

1369
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:09,160
That was one take, we'll tighten that up.

1370
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:11,120
We'll work on that, that's right.

1371
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:12,840
I was like, now Brandon made me a character

1372
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:14,520
that wasn't in the story at all.

1373
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:17,480
No, no, like two seconds.

1374
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:19,000
Then he was at Dollar General,

1375
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,600
and then he was at Home Durkhanoff.

1376
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:21,440
Yeah.

1377
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:24,640
It was sad times, but never got jacked.

1378
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:25,480
There you go.

1379
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:26,320
Never got jacked.

1380
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:27,160
Never got jacked.

1381
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:29,120
Until you admit it on the internet for everybody.

1382
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:31,040
That's fucking crazy, isn't it?

1383
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:32,400
A little.

1384
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,960
I think it's wild that you had to hide two Broke Girls.

1385
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:36,320
That was like a secret.

1386
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:39,280
I had to hide Bob's Burgers for a while.

1387
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:41,400
And then she didn't trust SpongeBob either for a while,

1388
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,160
because she thought that was inappropriate.

1389
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:44,000
Okay, all right.

1390
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,440
We had similar home vibes,

1391
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:48,240
because I was not allowed to watch a lot of stuff.

1392
00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:49,560
Yeah, I couldn't.

1393
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:50,400
Yeah.

1394
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:52,680
She hid everything, like blocked, what is that thing?

1395
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:54,080
The child lock on everything?

1396
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:55,920
On the cable box?

1397
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,160
Oh, everything, man.

1398
00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:58,840
Did you have a child lock on the cable?

1399
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:01,400
No, we didn't have a child lock.

1400
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:04,800
I could watch just unabashed violence.

1401
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:06,600
That was okay for some reason,

1402
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:08,160
but couldn't watch The Simpsons.

1403
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:10,760
Couldn't watch smart humor like that.

1404
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:13,200
Yes, just weird.

1405
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:14,040
80s babies, man.

1406
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:14,880
Yeah, right.

1407
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:16,200
You guys can watch Robocop.

1408
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:17,040
Yeah, yeah.

1409
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:17,880
Did you watch?

1410
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:19,080
That was the first R-rated movie I ever saw.

1411
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:19,920
Really?

1412
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:21,280
I just had a sleepover one night,

1413
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:22,760
and we busted that out.

1414
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:24,520
We were like, I don't know, 11?

1415
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:25,600
Hell yeah.

1416
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:26,800
I was like, yeah.

1417
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:27,800
Robocop was a shit.

1418
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:29,840
I'm doing something I shouldn't be doing right now.

1419
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:30,680
Yeah.

1420
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:32,120
Feels good, doesn't it?

1421
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:32,960
It does.

1422
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:34,440
It does.

1423
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:36,000
Brad is over there sweating, thinking about it.

1424
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000
Oh man, reminiscing about the old days, man.

1425
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:38,840
It was a heist.

1426
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:42,080
You ever watch the Brewster's Millions back then too?

1427
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:42,920
Oh yeah.

1428
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:43,760
Hell yeah.

1429
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:44,580
Watch what?

1430
00:41:44,580 --> 00:41:46,600
Brewster's Millions with Richard Piper and John Candy.

1431
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:47,440
Yeah.

1432
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:49,160
No, honestly, I don't think I ever watched that.

1433
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:52,280
Oh man, so the general premise is

1434
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:54,280
Richard Pryor gets all this money,

1435
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:57,600
and if he spends, I think, so many million dollars,

1436
00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:59,120
he gets way, way, way more.

1437
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:01,880
So he's just buying all kinds of crazy stuff,

1438
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:03,800
and then he ends up, to spend the most money,

1439
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:05,360
he runs for a political office,

1440
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:06,520
because it's so expensive,

1441
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:08,720
and I think he ends up getting elected.

1442
00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:09,560
Oh yeah, oh yeah.

1443
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:10,400
They wanted him.

1444
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:11,960
He didn't want to get elected, and then gets elected.

1445
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:12,800
Yeah.

1446
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:13,760
I can't believe I've never seen this

1447
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:15,320
with John Candy and Richard Pryor.

1448
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:16,840
I love John Candy, too.

1449
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:18,200
Yeah, and they're great together.

1450
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:19,360
They're great.

1451
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:20,200
Yeah, they perfected it.

1452
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:21,640
Did he buy the Cubs' organization?

1453
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:22,760
Yes, yes he did.

1454
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:23,600
He did?

1455
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:24,440
It's been a minute since I've seen it.

1456
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:25,600
Because he was trying to get rid of that money.

1457
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:27,440
He had to spend it before the time went out,

1458
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:30,640
because of his grandfather who died, I think.

1459
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:31,480
Yeah, it was something like that.

1460
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:32,300
Yeah, because he was.

1461
00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:33,600
Like a stimulation attached to it.

1462
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:34,440
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1463
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:35,720
Yeah, and it was pretty tame.

1464
00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:37,600
It was like a tame version of Richard Pryor,

1465
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,080
but still good. Oh yeah.

1466
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:40,640
This was like, the later years,

1467
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:42,120
like you remember when the 80s after the fire,

1468
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:44,480
and he came back, and it was more like child-friendly stuff,

1469
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:46,840
like the toy, and what else was it?

1470
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:47,960
Superman, of course.

1471
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:48,840
Yep, yeah.

1472
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:49,840
Terrible Superman movie.

1473
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:51,400
Yeah, it was a terrible, it was the worst one.

1474
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:52,240
It was weird.

1475
00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:53,060
It was bad.

1476
00:42:53,060 --> 00:42:57,160
Yeah, Superman one and two were legit.

1477
00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:58,440
Pretty solid, yep.

1478
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:00,520
Still, they can't find a Superman,

1479
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:03,540
and here's the problem that they're running into.

1480
00:43:03,540 --> 00:43:05,680
They're thinking Superman has these big muscles,

1481
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:06,760
and that's what makes them.

1482
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:09,320
You find it, you gotta make a Clark Kent.

1483
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:10,640
You have to find a Clark Kent,

1484
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:11,480
and they have him in at a,

1485
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:13,560
you got, what's his name, what's the big dude?

1486
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:14,400
Cavill.

1487
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:16,720
Cavill is, you see this guy, you're not gonna be like,

1488
00:43:16,720 --> 00:43:18,080
oh, this guy's a dutz.

1489
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:19,920
No, he's massive.

1490
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:22,720
You know, you need to find Clark Kent.

1491
00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:25,640
The one they had closest was Brandon Roth,

1492
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:27,400
but they didn't like him for some reason.

1493
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,080
Yeah, that fight just went nowhere.

1494
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:29,920
Yeah.

1495
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:31,920
We just came out and got overshadowed by Dark Knight,

1496
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:34,360
or the Christopher Nolan movies,

1497
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:37,480
and then it just fizzled into the abyss.

1498
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:39,240
I wouldn't, everybody said it was so bad,

1499
00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:40,760
but I wouldn't watch it, it's not bad.

1500
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:41,580
I didn't think it was that bad.

1501
00:43:41,580 --> 00:43:44,080
It just doesn't have a main villain type deal.

1502
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:46,000
That dude looks pretty goofy,

1503
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:49,560
but I'm thinking of it from a 2024 perspective.

1504
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:50,760
Oh, look, I've seen the Clark Clint.

1505
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:52,080
Yeah, that makes more sense.

1506
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:54,020
That guy you bought, oh, that guy's a dutz,

1507
00:43:54,020 --> 00:43:55,920
or he's goofy, or whatever.

1508
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:57,680
Then he turns into Superman.

1509
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:00,080
That's more realistic.

1510
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,240
So James Gunn has got the new one.

1511
00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:03,080
Yeah, I know.

1512
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:04,640
So if anybody can pull it off,

1513
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:05,840
it's like he can do it.

1514
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:07,840
And the guy is not that, well, he wasn't that big.

1515
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:08,680
I don't know if he had two stuff.

1516
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:09,920
You gotta get a no-name person

1517
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:11,500
for a huge character like that,

1518
00:44:11,500 --> 00:44:14,800
so there's no expectations tied to the actor.

1519
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:16,080
I think that's why Iron Man worked,

1520
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:18,120
because everybody thought Robert Downey Jr. was done.

1521
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:18,960
Done, yep.

1522
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:20,160
So it was like, oh, here we go.

1523
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:22,120
And then it surprised everybody.

1524
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:24,520
Yep, and he was, I mean, that's the perfect cast.

1525
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:25,360
He is Iron Man.

1526
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:26,200
He is that guy.

1527
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:27,040
Yeah.

1528
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:27,860
Because when you were growing up,

1529
00:44:27,860 --> 00:44:29,600
I know when I was growing up, we didn't have him,

1530
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:31,260
but Iron Man, was he big?

1531
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:34,840
Just in comics.

1532
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:38,360
Yeah, but on TV, like Saturday morning, right?

1533
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:39,200
No.

1534
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:40,800
Iron Man was nothing, none of them.

1535
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:41,620
No.

1536
00:44:41,620 --> 00:44:42,460
No, just Spider-Man.

1537
00:44:42,460 --> 00:44:43,300
Yeah, Spider-Man.

1538
00:44:43,300 --> 00:44:44,760
Spider-Man, there was an X-Men cartoon.

1539
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:45,600
X-Men.

1540
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:46,480
Transformers was big.

1541
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:47,320
Transformers, yeah.

1542
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:48,160
Ninja Turtles.

1543
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:49,320
Those were like the big ones.

1544
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:50,400
Static Shot.

1545
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:51,680
Static Shot, yeah.

1546
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:53,720
They had a little run.

1547
00:44:53,720 --> 00:44:56,400
Did you hear that they remade that X-Men, too,

1548
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:57,920
the 97 put on Disney now?

1549
00:44:57,920 --> 00:44:58,760
I heard it's good, too.

1550
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:00,480
Oh, yeah, I checked out the first episode.

1551
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:01,840
It looked pretty good.

1552
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:02,680
Gotta keep it going.

1553
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:04,320
I just don't wanna pay for Disney.

1554
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:05,640
I gotta pay for so much shit.

1555
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:06,720
It's ridiculous.

1556
00:45:06,720 --> 00:45:08,060
And I got a good amount of them,

1557
00:45:08,060 --> 00:45:10,000
and I still don't even have like probably half.

1558
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,840
You gotta just like pick two,

1559
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:13,860
binge it out for a month, cancel it,

1560
00:45:13,860 --> 00:45:15,440
pick two more.

1561
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:16,680
But that's like a lot of work.

1562
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:18,480
Yeah, it is a lot of work, and you forget.

1563
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:19,320
Yeah.

1564
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:20,140
You forget.

1565
00:45:20,140 --> 00:45:21,680
I don't even know what I'm subscribed to right now.

1566
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:22,520
Same here.

1567
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:24,520
My boy's like, what's your Paramount password?

1568
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:26,200
I'm like, you can get it, but it's just regular.

1569
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:27,240
He's like, no, you pay for it.

1570
00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:28,080
I was like, what?

1571
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:31,760
How does he know when you don't, dude?

1572
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:33,600
Because he's watching the stuff on there.

1573
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:36,560
I think we should get Ben Bowden for Superman, dude.

1574
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:37,400
Oh, dude.

1575
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:38,240
You could be Superman, man.

1576
00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:39,080
You could.

1577
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:40,200
It'd be Clark Kent, dude.

1578
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:41,320
Hell yeah, I'm down for it.

1579
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:42,640
Like Dadbot Superman.

1580
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:43,960
Like that version of that guy.

1581
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:45,160
That's the best one.

1582
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:47,200
They'll get you on some TRT or something, dude.

1583
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:50,800
They'll get you juicy for Superman.

1584
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:54,040
So something interesting, I thought.

1585
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:55,240
You have a pet pig.

1586
00:45:55,240 --> 00:45:56,080
I do.

1587
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:56,900
And they're in Pancake.

1588
00:45:56,900 --> 00:45:57,740
What?

1589
00:45:57,740 --> 00:45:58,580
That's right.

1590
00:45:58,580 --> 00:45:59,400
Did I not read that one, dude?

1591
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:01,120
You didn't get the notes yet, Jack.

1592
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:03,480
Yeah, this guy's fucking Jason Statham, dude.

1593
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:04,800
You know what I mean about him, huh?

1594
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:05,640
I'm the pig keeper.

1595
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:06,480
So how long you had this pig?

1596
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:07,320
He's the pig keeper, dude.

1597
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:08,160
Oh, shit.

1598
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:09,600
He's the pig keeper, man.

1599
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:10,680
That's what's up.

1600
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:11,640
Did that unplug on you?

1601
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:12,460
Nope, I'm good.

1602
00:46:12,460 --> 00:46:13,300
Okay.

1603
00:46:13,300 --> 00:46:14,120
I think it's Statham or something.

1604
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:14,960
All right.

1605
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:15,800
Yeah, Pancake.

1606
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:18,720
So my wife worked at this program

1607
00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:19,800
that was out in Elkmont.

1608
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:22,920
It was like, I'm gonna do it a disservice,

1609
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:25,340
but basically like kids who maybe had

1610
00:46:25,340 --> 00:46:28,040
substance abuse problems or other mental health problems,

1611
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:30,840
it was like more severe cases.

1612
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:32,520
It was like a residential treatment program.

1613
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:33,760
All right, so it was farm setting.

1614
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:36,340
So a lot, they would have to like, they lived there.

1615
00:46:36,340 --> 00:46:38,280
They had to kind of like have chores

1616
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:39,200
and do all that kind of stuff.

1617
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:41,880
So anyway, they had these pigs.

1618
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:43,200
My wife really wanted a pet pig.

1619
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:47,120
She'd seen all this shit on Pinterest and whatever else.

1620
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:47,960
So she brings it.

1621
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:49,420
I was like, okay, you can bring a pig home or whatever,

1622
00:46:49,420 --> 00:46:52,160
but like, well, we're gonna eat it.

1623
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:54,080
That's the plan is to like eat it eventually.

1624
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:58,360
And then, I'm like such a softie.

1625
00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:00,200
I like fell in love with it.

1626
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:02,440
And I was like, I can't eat this pig.

1627
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:03,280
So all right.

1628
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:04,560
And they're pretty smart, right?

1629
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:06,460
They are very smart and very like,

1630
00:47:08,820 --> 00:47:10,320
people say like emotionally intelligent,

1631
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:12,440
but like, and that's true, but like,

1632
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:14,640
they'll like throw tantrums and stuff

1633
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:16,740
more than like a dog will.

1634
00:47:16,740 --> 00:47:19,200
So like right now, when it gets hot,

1635
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:22,620
like she gets real like temperamental about stuff.

1636
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:24,800
She does not like the heat.

1637
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:25,640
She does not like the heat.

1638
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:27,040
So if I don't like have her little pool

1639
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:28,600
like changed out every day,

1640
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:29,760
like when I go to like pet her,

1641
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:32,400
she'll like nip at me and stuff like,

1642
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:34,760
better get this damn water, right?

1643
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:37,800
For my mud bath or we're not gonna be friends.

1644
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:39,920
Like a mini pig or this a full size?

1645
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:42,600
So it's like a cooney cooney,

1646
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:43,880
which is like a New Zealand.

1647
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:45,160
Yeah, pull it up.

1648
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:47,400
A lot of them have like tassels on the side.

1649
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:51,040
So they're a little smaller than a pot belly,

1650
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:52,160
but they're not small.

1651
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:54,960
Like she's good 200 to 250.

1652
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:56,280
That's a big ass pig.

1653
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:57,880
That's a huge pig.

1654
00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:00,040
Now I think I screwed up

1655
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:03,240
because I wasn't giving her like the best quality foods.

1656
00:48:03,240 --> 00:48:04,940
I think I actually inadvertently gave her

1657
00:48:04,940 --> 00:48:06,440
like grower finisher food.

1658
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:07,760
So I think I have grew her bigger

1659
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:10,440
than what she was supposed to be.

1660
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:12,400
But yeah, they should be about like that.

1661
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:14,560
Like I went back out and all her brothers and sisters

1662
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:16,000
were like half her size.

1663
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,120
I was like, oh, that fucked up.

1664
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:19,720
Super pig.

1665
00:48:19,720 --> 00:48:21,080
So they got hair.

1666
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:21,920
Yes.

1667
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:22,760
Okay.

1668
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:24,640
Yeah, it's real bristly, real bristly.

1669
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:25,480
Yep.

1670
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:26,300
Outside though, right?

1671
00:48:26,300 --> 00:48:27,140
Oh yeah.

1672
00:48:27,140 --> 00:48:27,980
Yeah.

1673
00:48:27,980 --> 00:48:28,800
Yeah.

1674
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:29,640
That's awesome.

1675
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:30,480
Yeah.

1676
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:31,920
She was too like, she'd been fully weaned.

1677
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:34,320
And so she hadn't been handled a lot as a little pig.

1678
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:36,520
So it was like a big adjustment for her

1679
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:38,200
to like be touched by humans.

1680
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:39,040
Oh, okay.

1681
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:39,880
And like petted on and stuff.

1682
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:41,500
It took a minute for her to get used to all that.

1683
00:48:41,500 --> 00:48:44,960
So she wasn't really like a house pig.

1684
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:45,800
Yeah.

1685
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:47,400
And she's, I mean, she's bulldozer.

1686
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:49,600
So I'm glad that she's not a house pig.

1687
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:51,360
She's just been knocking shit over all the time

1688
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,640
and wrecking stuff.

1689
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:56,680
You got like a mud pit for her or something?

1690
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:58,000
She makes her own.

1691
00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:58,840
Yeah.

1692
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:01,180
So I've got like a big water trough thing

1693
00:49:01,180 --> 00:49:04,560
and she'll get in it and like slosh around

1694
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:05,520
to like cool herself off

1695
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:06,760
and then knock all the water out.

1696
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:10,100
And then she'll root it, like literally like dig a pool out

1697
00:49:10,100 --> 00:49:12,320
and then like make her little mud pit.

1698
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:13,720
That's smart as hell.

1699
00:49:13,720 --> 00:49:15,120
She only does it in the summer.

1700
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:15,960
So.

1701
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:16,780
Okay.

1702
00:49:16,780 --> 00:49:17,620
Yeah.

1703
00:49:17,620 --> 00:49:18,460
So they know what they're doing.

1704
00:49:18,460 --> 00:49:19,280
They know what they're doing.

1705
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:20,120
Yeah.

1706
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:20,960
And if they figure something out,

1707
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:22,840
like I've had to like fix her fence hundreds of times

1708
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:24,280
cause she's like, oh, weak spot.

1709
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:26,480
And I, and she knows like, okay, well,

1710
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:27,800
if there's one weak spot,

1711
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:29,840
there's probably more weak spots in this fence.

1712
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:32,460
So she'll like, I'll see her like testing the whole fence

1713
00:49:32,460 --> 00:49:35,760
like the fucking Jurassic park.

1714
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:36,600
Yeah.

1715
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:37,440
Yeah.

1716
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:38,260
Yeah.

1717
00:49:38,260 --> 00:49:39,100
Jurassic park or something.

1718
00:49:39,100 --> 00:49:42,060
Oh, so speaking of pigs,

1719
00:49:42,060 --> 00:49:44,200
I want to show you one of my favorite.

1720
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:45,480
Have you seen this?

1721
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:46,320
Oh yes.

1722
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:47,760
I love this.

1723
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:48,860
All right, tell me you already.

1724
00:49:48,860 --> 00:49:49,840
Go ahead.

1725
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:53,180
To the story of a pig that is inspiring others.

1726
00:49:53,180 --> 00:49:58,180
One pot belly pig has certainly entered his share of problems.

1727
00:49:58,180 --> 00:50:03,180
Chris P. Bacon was born without the use of his.

1728
00:50:03,180 --> 00:50:05,180
Do you think it's the name crispy bacon

1729
00:50:05,180 --> 00:50:08,180
or the fact that it's like a paraplegic pig?

1730
00:50:08,180 --> 00:50:09,180
It's got, or the combo.

1731
00:50:09,180 --> 00:50:10,020
Yeah.

1732
00:50:10,020 --> 00:50:11,020
It's just fucked up.

1733
00:50:11,020 --> 00:50:11,860
They're making fun of.

1734
00:50:11,860 --> 00:50:12,700
Oh God.

1735
00:50:12,700 --> 00:50:13,520
Right.

1736
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:14,360
Fucked up.

1737
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:15,200
Fucked up.

1738
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:16,020
Fucked up.

1739
00:50:16,020 --> 00:50:16,860
Fucked up.

1740
00:50:16,860 --> 00:50:17,700
Fucked up.

1741
00:50:17,700 --> 00:50:18,540
Fucked up.

1742
00:50:18,540 --> 00:50:19,360
Fucked up.

1743
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:20,200
Fucked up.

1744
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:21,040
Fucked up.

1745
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:21,860
Fucked up.

1746
00:50:21,860 --> 00:50:22,700
Fucked up.

1747
00:50:22,700 --> 00:50:23,540
Fucked up.

1748
00:50:23,540 --> 00:50:24,360
Fucked up.

1749
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:25,200
Fucked up.

1750
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:26,040
Fucked up.

1751
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:26,860
Fucked up.

1752
00:50:26,860 --> 00:50:27,700
Fucked up.

1753
00:50:27,700 --> 00:50:28,520
Fucked up.

1754
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:31,360
Gone.

1755
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:32,200
That guy's done.

1756
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:33,620
Laughing at the disabled man.

1757
00:50:33,620 --> 00:50:34,880
Come on now.

1758
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:36,700
I love when news anchors break.

1759
00:50:36,700 --> 00:50:38,060
It's so good.

1760
00:50:38,060 --> 00:50:39,560
Have you seen the one in the dude

1761
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:41,080
where he's like doing a field interview

1762
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:42,260
and a bug flies in his face.

1763
00:50:42,260 --> 00:50:43,100
He's like, what the fuck?

1764
00:50:43,100 --> 00:50:44,240
Oh yeah.

1765
00:50:44,240 --> 00:50:45,880
Look at me at his country ass time.

1766
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:47,920
He's like, oh hell no.

1767
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:49,320
He gotta got the hair like Brandon.

1768
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:50,140
Yeah.

1769
00:50:50,140 --> 00:50:51,900
He did kind of look like me, man.

1770
00:50:51,900 --> 00:50:52,840
He had a Karl Malone vibe.

1771
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:54,020
And he broke that kill.

1772
00:50:54,020 --> 00:50:55,420
You're like, hell no.

1773
00:50:55,420 --> 00:50:56,240
Okay.

1774
00:50:56,240 --> 00:50:57,080
Let me see.

1775
00:50:57,080 --> 00:51:03,000
Yeah, well one more note on the pig move on so I did not know that they live like 15 years either

1776
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:05,680
So I'm only like four years into this process

1777
00:51:06,240 --> 00:51:11,080
Yeah, so I have to like have to you can't find a vet like I can't take her anywhere because she's massive

1778
00:51:11,720 --> 00:51:14,200
You can't pick her up. We're doing things too strong

1779
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:19,960
So I have to like call this like mobile vet to come out like once a year to like trim her hooves and give her

1780
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:24,420
Some shots and stuff. It's it's I don't recommend it. If you think you want a pig you don't

1781
00:51:24,420 --> 00:51:27,820
15 years. Yeah, there's actually a

1782
00:51:28,820 --> 00:51:34,580
Holy shit a comic named Alicia Nichols who has a pet pig and hers is like

1783
00:51:35,220 --> 00:51:38,100
300 pounds and she lives with it in an apartment

1784
00:51:38,620 --> 00:51:43,180
Dang, I believe what she has jokes about it. How does the pig get up and

1785
00:51:43,980 --> 00:51:48,340
She on the top or bottom. She lives in Florida. I feel like that explains. Oh, yeah

1786
00:51:49,140 --> 00:51:51,140
That's far from the weirdest

1787
00:51:51,140 --> 00:51:53,140
Yeah

1788
00:51:53,180 --> 00:51:58,700
You've seen that guy with like the Gator that he's like got it always got it like around his emotional support

1789
00:51:58,700 --> 00:52:01,900
Yeah, his name is Wally. I'm looking into getting one of those

1790
00:52:02,700 --> 00:52:04,700
I want to albino one

1791
00:52:08,220 --> 00:52:15,820
Do we do we really need help looking more white though, you know, I don't like to have fast anything

1792
00:52:15,820 --> 00:52:20,740
That that's him man, he looks so happy

1793
00:52:20,740 --> 00:52:24,140
I mean that Gator does look happy. It does look way

1794
00:52:25,140 --> 00:52:29,860
You always hear about people with crazy pets and then the pet just one day like it's like, yeah

1795
00:52:31,020 --> 00:52:36,280
We were just talking about the chit pansy. Yeah, but I ate that lady's face. Yes. Yeah, but

1796
00:52:37,340 --> 00:52:40,820
Who should you really have a chimp? No, no, no, no

1797
00:52:40,820 --> 00:52:48,400
Absolutely, especially if you have to keep an animal on Xanax just to have it. Yes. Yeah, that's you can't have a barred out monkey

1798
00:52:59,460 --> 00:53:03,780
Junkie ass monkey junkie monkey dude, you have two problems

1799
00:53:03,780 --> 00:53:08,780
With the drug addict the FBI comes is my monkeys dude

1800
00:53:14,500 --> 00:53:20,580
And then grizzly man, bro, that was oh, yeah, do you remember that I don't remember grizzly man grizzly man

1801
00:53:20,580 --> 00:53:21,740
They did a go ahead

1802
00:53:21,740 --> 00:53:27,060
He was a dude who lived on like an Alaskan Nature Reserve and he was trying to prove that you can live with

1803
00:53:27,740 --> 00:53:31,940
Grizzly bears and that you could domesticate them in a way and then there's like

1804
00:53:31,940 --> 00:53:36,380
He ended up dying and the whole thing is on camera. It's a whole documentary

1805
00:53:37,460 --> 00:53:39,780
Kills him and his girlfriend. Yeah

1806
00:53:40,380 --> 00:53:45,900
And it was it was a long process that is fully on audio that we get this. Oh, yeah, you hear the screams

1807
00:53:45,900 --> 00:53:49,460
I wouldn't want to I don't think I want to see yeah, I know no but the whole document

1808
00:53:49,460 --> 00:53:53,660
I don't think in the documentary they they may show you a little they they they show they

1809
00:53:54,180 --> 00:53:56,180
You can hear him saying get away

1810
00:53:56,180 --> 00:54:03,100
Because he did this like for a long time and he never got attacked by the Bears and he would go during like this one season

1811
00:54:03,580 --> 00:54:07,720
To prove that he can live with these grizzly bears and then he brought her

1812
00:54:08,700 --> 00:54:15,460
With them and that was the last time. Oh, so maybe they were jealous. Maybe you can't be throwing a wrench in there like that

1813
00:54:15,460 --> 00:54:17,460
Yeah, but I mean

1814
00:54:18,100 --> 00:54:20,100
Yeah, you know what you're getting

1815
00:54:21,380 --> 00:54:24,060
Yeah, like we we can just leave nature alone guys

1816
00:54:24,060 --> 00:54:28,900
We don't have to domesticate everything. Yeah, I agree. I'm with you same here. You preaching to the choir

1817
00:54:29,540 --> 00:54:35,420
That's what chimpanzees do also that get jealousy like you give another chimpanzee something don't give them one then they're all gonna team up

1818
00:54:35,420 --> 00:54:41,500
And rip you apart and they're strong as strong as hell. You can't chips are wild too. They'll like kill each other and stuff

1819
00:54:41,500 --> 00:54:48,140
So the cat alright, so chimps like they solve all their problems through violence like in the wild. Uh-huh. So like

1820
00:54:48,780 --> 00:54:51,820
And then bonobos, I think I'm saying that right bonobos

1821
00:54:51,820 --> 00:54:53,980
They solve all their problems through sex

1822
00:54:54,740 --> 00:55:00,220
So like if it's like something starts breaking out they just start having sex with each other really? Yeah

1823
00:55:00,380 --> 00:55:03,780
Is that another type of monkey? That's another type of like a yeah

1824
00:55:04,900 --> 00:55:10,020
But no, but no bows and no B. Oh, no. Oh, there we go. Let's see what we talking about

1825
00:55:10,220 --> 00:55:12,220
They're like they're like skinnier

1826
00:55:12,220 --> 00:55:20,780
I know three women who look like that right now. He's

1827
00:55:24,900 --> 00:55:28,340
Hey, I like them effort does way better than fighting I see I would have thought that was

1828
00:55:33,620 --> 00:55:36,260
Do they ever cross paths I don't think so no

1829
00:55:36,260 --> 00:55:41,180
There's like a like one of the huge like mountains or rivers or something. So like they don't ever see each other

1830
00:55:41,180 --> 00:55:45,940
Oh my gosh, have you seen the video me and Dom been talking about it where the monkeys?

1831
00:55:45,940 --> 00:55:51,460
He's trying to teach his friends how to open the coconut with a rock and the other monkey just gets pissed

1832
00:55:51,460 --> 00:55:53,460
He throws his hands

1833
00:55:55,500 --> 00:56:00,900
So it's like this orangutan and he's trying to open the coconut with a rock and then the gorillas over there

1834
00:56:00,900 --> 00:56:04,660
He's washing them and it's like three gorillas watching them in that after a while. He's just like

1835
00:56:05,740 --> 00:56:07,820
He don't know what he doing doing shit

1836
00:56:07,820 --> 00:56:13,900
So I want to know some whenever you're doing improv has it ever been like cuz we have hecklers

1837
00:56:13,900 --> 00:56:15,900
Do you guys have a heckler?

1838
00:56:15,900 --> 00:56:19,780
Thankfully, I have not I went to before I got in with rocket city

1839
00:56:19,780 --> 00:56:25,100
I went to a show and there was a guy who definitely like done some pre-gaming and he was shouting out stuff and

1840
00:56:26,140 --> 00:56:28,100
The improvisers just sort of rolled with it

1841
00:56:28,100 --> 00:56:32,140
Like they kind of folded it into what they were doing but Kim was not having it

1842
00:56:32,140 --> 00:56:35,100
So like that's the only time I've ever seen Kim do this

1843
00:56:35,100 --> 00:56:39,820
But she like went straight like hardcore teacher face like stood up and she was like

1844
00:56:40,300 --> 00:56:44,420
Sir, that is enough and I was like I was like should I leave too?

1845
00:56:46,020 --> 00:56:51,100
So scared right now like she went full mama bear on that dude

1846
00:56:51,100 --> 00:56:54,100
Oh, yeah, I love what kill I was about to be on this

1847
00:56:54,100 --> 00:56:58,980
We saw her bust out that face at the last open mic. I really thought she was about to pull this

1848
00:56:58,980 --> 00:57:00,980
Oh, did you have a heckler?

1849
00:57:00,980 --> 00:57:05,900
It was the comedians on stage it was the dude that went up and he was saying some rowdy shit

1850
00:57:05,900 --> 00:57:12,180
There was like three of them. There was one dude that was like from Texas and he was saying like

1851
00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:18,500
It's crazy too. He's from Texas and he was saying like pretty much his whole thing was like you're gay

1852
00:57:18,500 --> 00:57:22,500
So he was like anybody here like Dallas Cowboys. Oh, I didn't know you were gay

1853
00:57:22,500 --> 00:57:25,460
You know kind of hack shit that it was his first time though

1854
00:57:25,460 --> 00:57:28,220
So, you know, I kind of get my little leeway probably kills where he's from

1855
00:57:28,220 --> 00:57:33,700
I don't think that I don't think he killed any with his friends. Yeah. Yeah, what his friends it murders

1856
00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:36,140
That's right around a campfire. Yeah

1857
00:57:36,140 --> 00:57:38,140
star beers

1858
00:57:38,140 --> 00:57:40,140
You like Papa Roach

1859
00:57:47,340 --> 00:57:49,340
That's funny

1860
00:57:49,340 --> 00:57:51,700
And then uh, and then I don't know ace boogie, I know you go watch it

1861
00:57:51,700 --> 00:57:54,700
But I don't know what the hell ace was talking about. I still don't get the joke

1862
00:57:54,700 --> 00:57:58,220
He was like, he's like, he's like, it's a Chinese

1863
00:57:58,700 --> 00:58:02,700
Finger trap. You call them Chinese handcuffs. Okay. Yeah Chinese handcuffs

1864
00:58:02,700 --> 00:58:05,700
And he was like, I don't even I don't I don't know the middle part

1865
00:58:05,700 --> 00:58:06,700
But he was saying something about it

1866
00:58:06,700 --> 00:58:12,700
He was like then he cut it in half and that's when I knew they were Mexican and my whole thing was what?

1867
00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:18,700
Your racist things aren't right. Yeah, you have to get the racist things right. All right

1868
00:58:18,700 --> 00:58:20,700
Yeah, that's gonna be good

1869
00:58:20,700 --> 00:58:26,700
That is kind of funny. I feel like you could do a joke like that where you do racist stereotypes, but against the wrong race

1870
00:58:26,700 --> 00:58:32,700
Oh, yeah, you could make that work. You knew what you were doing ahead of time. You could make that work. Probably. Yeah, probably

1871
00:58:32,700 --> 00:58:37,700
I mean still a very that's a big swing. It's a big swing. It's a big swing and that shenanigans

1872
00:58:37,700 --> 00:58:39,700
I thought

1873
00:58:39,700 --> 00:58:43,700
Gosh man, black people always squatting while they smoke cigarettes

1874
00:58:45,700 --> 00:58:47,700
I just don't get it

1875
00:58:47,700 --> 00:58:50,700
I just don't get it

1876
00:58:54,700 --> 00:59:01,700
Yeah, what are some what's like some of the wildest like open mic stuff that you guys have seen somebody come up you know

1877
00:59:01,700 --> 00:59:03,700
You're like wow

1878
00:59:03,700 --> 00:59:05,700
His ass beat when he gets off stage

1879
00:59:05,700 --> 00:59:12,700
Oh boxcar boxcar John the bomb go on the bomb. First of all, and you know, Charles Hood was there for this

1880
00:59:12,700 --> 00:59:17,700
Yes, he was in the sketchy. This was yeah his second time doing second time doing stand-up

1881
00:59:17,700 --> 00:59:24,700
Yes, okay. So we were at boxcar and this dude John the bomb that's what he would sign up at John the bomb

1882
00:59:24,700 --> 00:59:29,700
And he wasn't even on stage at the time sci-fi was on stage. Yeah, and

1883
00:59:29,700 --> 00:59:35,700
Sci-fi said some joke where he said the n-word. Obviously many of you know sci-fi is black

1884
00:59:35,700 --> 00:59:42,700
And then John the bomb like starts laughing really loud and he like repeated that part of the joke because you know

1885
00:59:42,700 --> 00:59:47,300
Like if somebody says something funny you like say it back, but he said it with the n-word in there

1886
00:59:47,300 --> 00:59:49,300
And then everybody was like

1887
00:59:49,700 --> 00:59:55,220
So we're all like what the hell just happened and then sci-fi is kind of like shaken up a little bit

1888
00:59:55,220 --> 01:00:02,220
So he gets off stage when he finishes up and then Charles Hood goes up and he tripped on the last stair

1889
01:00:02,220 --> 01:00:06,100
Going up to the stage and bro. It's like he hit terminal velocity

1890
01:00:06,980 --> 01:00:08,980
Didn't put his hands out

1891
01:00:08,980 --> 01:00:10,300
straight

1892
01:00:10,300 --> 01:00:12,580
face to Matt on the stage

1893
01:00:13,580 --> 01:00:18,920
But he got up and beasted through his shit. He did his whole set didn't acknowledge it

1894
01:00:27,380 --> 01:00:28,500
That was pretty well

1895
01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:32,460
I thought it was I thought it was part of a bit because I'm like I've never seen somebody fall like that

1896
01:00:32,460 --> 01:00:36,260
Not even attempt to put their hands up. I still need to talk to him about this

1897
01:00:40,580 --> 01:00:44,860
It was great it was great that whole night was and then he was just like

1898
01:00:44,860 --> 01:00:55,020
I can't say he never apologized no, bro. It's a memo 30 years ago. Oh

1899
01:00:58,060 --> 01:01:02,780
We doubled down on it, huh? He talked to somebody he was talking to somebody for like 30 minutes

1900
01:01:03,980 --> 01:01:11,140
Afterwards was a Charlie it was Alex Alex. Okay, okay Alex and Jalen. Yeah. Yeah, but go try to pull that shit on the South Side, Chicago

1901
01:01:11,140 --> 01:01:13,140
Oh

1902
01:01:13,540 --> 01:01:19,300
He also went up and did a set after yeah, he did a set after they alley it was Alex and Jalen's my just like

1903
01:01:19,300 --> 01:01:20,900
The room was like

1904
01:01:20,900 --> 01:01:22,580
What's happening? Oh?

1905
01:01:22,580 --> 01:01:28,620
And for the rest of the night I still because I was I kind of walked up when it was happening and then I'm like

1906
01:01:28,620 --> 01:01:31,180
What the fuck is going on and then when Charles failed?

1907
01:01:31,180 --> 01:01:36,120
I'm like this too much is happening right now in the last five minutes way too much has just happened

1908
01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:38,120
I don't know if this is real

1909
01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:41,920
It was one of those scenario, but then he went up. He's like I won't come back anymore

1910
01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:45,020
I haven't seen him, but he was he was the white guy that you would think

1911
01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:47,440
Thanks, so you know you know it's always

1912
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:51,400
You know those guys they usually they're they're they're older now

1913
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:54,000
They're probably our age or above and they're tough

1914
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:58,560
He's a tall guy and he was just like you know he would be that guy to come up to me like you see these niggas

1915
01:01:58,560 --> 01:02:03,120
Right here like you just look at every time I do it though every time I look at it like no no no no no

1916
01:02:03,680 --> 01:02:05,680
They don't ever have it like no no no no no

1917
01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:07,680
Oh immediately start back yeah

1918
01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:11,700
It's cool. It's cool. I'm John the black person. Yeah

1919
01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:17,880
You know man Dante had an incident to add a fusion barbecue place, so this dude went up and

1920
01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:20,400
I remember he was talking about come in

1921
01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:22,240
Dante we're talking about Coleman

1922
01:02:22,240 --> 01:02:27,060
We're like oh man that place is crazy, and he walked up to us and didn't even like he didn't even pause enough

1923
01:02:27,060 --> 01:02:31,000
He just said yeah, man that place is weird like they have a sign that says go away nigga something like that

1924
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:35,880
We like whoa now. We you know who that dude. Who is it? You know I don't know I know

1925
01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:40,920
Talk to him, but he was the dude with the wine glass that you didn't like yes

1926
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:45,520
I knew see I didn't even know it was him. I didn't like that dude. He reeked of something

1927
01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:51,440
He didn't apologize you know when you meet somebody like that's something about this guy. Yeah, his energy's off. Yeah

1928
01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:54,400
Yeah, I

1929
01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:57,200
Didn't know I couldn't say it comes back around baby

1930
01:02:57,200 --> 01:03:03,400
I don't know what it is, but there's something about you. I just don't like you not on board. Yeah

1931
01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:08,280
It's you could just you just you just feel it like soon as they come up. It's a it's a vibe

1932
01:03:08,280 --> 01:03:12,520
It's the way they handle theirself story like I know so it's usually what it is for me

1933
01:03:12,520 --> 01:03:15,480
I know somebody just like you and I didn't like that motherfucker

1934
01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:20,680
Yeah, you know to say you got a break past that if you are actually good dude, and I'm like okay. That was my bad for

1935
01:03:20,680 --> 01:03:28,400
I know what you're exactly what you're talking about and for me. It's fun because I'm usually on the giving end

1936
01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:33,720
No, dude, it's something very off-putting about that guy

1937
01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:41,240
It's bad dude when I had the mullet was bad people like it was almost like fear mixed with disgust

1938
01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:47,520
15% fear 85% just like what the fuck I don't get it. Why is he talking?

1939
01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:53,640
What's a what's your all favorite place to go up on a mic here in town a mic yeah

1940
01:03:54,520 --> 01:03:56,520
It was it's too it's a

1941
01:03:57,560 --> 01:04:04,600
It's either hit or miss like shenanigans Thursday's might well they only have it once a month so is that joker's wild joker's wild

1942
01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:08,680
It's about Daniel Harden that that one's good or

1943
01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:10,800
Straight to L

1944
01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:16,040
Speak easy to speak easy Mike they're both on Thursday so you get to pick one of those did Brent Reid used to read

1945
01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:20,520
One of those did Brent Reid used to run that one before he moved or who's doing the straight to L one now?

1946
01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:22,080
Yeah, I'm silver John the silver well

1947
01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:28,720
I think Jonathan started the open mic there, but there was the homegrown before which Matthew Tate used to do

1948
01:04:28,720 --> 01:04:32,700
Yeah, right and then well homegrown. I think it's changed hands a couple times

1949
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:37,320
But it was Matthew Tate then he turned it over to Jonathan silver, okay?

1950
01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:40,200
Well, that's a good hands and you gonna start coming out no no

1951
01:04:40,800 --> 01:04:42,800
I did do it so they

1952
01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:47,140
When I was in Chicago they do different workshops every night, and I did have a stand-up workshop

1953
01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:53,520
So I wrote one like mid to low level joke. That's it. That's I've got so I've got that's all of mine, dude

1954
01:04:53,520 --> 01:04:59,800
That's what we do. It's not even like it's not even good, but it's technically a joke. Let's hear it dude. Yeah

1955
01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:03,160
I got I got think it through okay, right so

1956
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:08,000
And I'm not gonna do like a lead-in. I'm just gonna jump right in okay, okay?

1957
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:12,760
Yeah, dude weird weird stuff happens work anybody have weird stuff happen at their work. Oh, yeah

1958
01:05:13,520 --> 01:05:18,800
So I'm a playground inspector that is a real job. I promise okay, so I'm doing a playground inspection

1959
01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:20,600
I roll up on this guy

1960
01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:24,600
an unhoused person if you will sleeping in a crawl tube on a playroom and

1961
01:05:25,480 --> 01:05:30,200
Scared me scared him so I didn't know what to do next so I just went down the slide

1962
01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:32,680
I turn around he went down the slide

1963
01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:38,100
No, we like locked eyes because we didn't know what to do and we just started playing and having a real

1964
01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:41,460
Robin Hood and little John walking through the forest type of moment

1965
01:05:41,840 --> 01:05:48,440
And now I have an unhoused friend named Craig and Craig is a great dude, but Craig cannot host a dinner party for shit

1966
01:05:53,120 --> 01:05:55,960
So how you like being a parking inspector man, I mean playground

1967
01:05:55,960 --> 01:06:01,160
I'm sorry playground inspector. That sounds so cool. Oh, it's a fun gig dude. It's a fun gig

1968
01:06:01,160 --> 01:06:06,400
Yeah, I like that. I didn't know it was a real thing and then just kind of stumbled into it, but it's fun

1969
01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:10,800
I inspected a playground once dude did you for ADA qualifications?

1970
01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:16,320
Oh, I do that too. It was right when they tore down kids Kingdom at Dublin. Okay. I was like

1971
01:06:16,880 --> 01:06:22,520
Inspecting it as it was being taken down. Is that your background like ADA compliance? No, I had a class

1972
01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:25,760
I used to be yeah, I'm real big in the movement

1973
01:06:27,520 --> 01:06:30,280
I'm in there dude. That's why I hang around with these guys

1974
01:06:32,880 --> 01:06:39,400
But no it was for a class I used to be in education and it was for teaching children with disabilities

1975
01:06:39,400 --> 01:06:43,520
We had that was one of our assignments was to go to different buildings on campus

1976
01:06:43,520 --> 01:06:47,840
Then we had to do one that was off campus and we chose the playground nice

1977
01:06:47,920 --> 01:06:50,680
Yeah, and there's a lot of shit that goes into that

1978
01:06:50,680 --> 01:06:56,120
Oh, you don't think about so much more complicated than you think just because there's like actual standards on it down

1979
01:06:56,120 --> 01:07:00,680
like what I'm and I were growing up it was like add some asphalt and a

1980
01:07:01,680 --> 01:07:06,200
30-foot swing. Yeah, have a good time. I still got a mark right if I say my hair low

1981
01:07:06,200 --> 01:07:08,620
I have a mark right here. You remember the metal

1982
01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:14,280
Playground would like to slide. I mean the the swing was just a metal bar with chains on it

1983
01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:17,820
Oh, yes, and so we used to twist it up and put it up there so we can

1984
01:07:17,820 --> 01:07:21,180
We used to you know, put it up at the top so we could do this other spinning thing

1985
01:07:21,180 --> 01:07:25,300
And then while I was doing the spinning thing this girl just let it down and there's a metal pole

1986
01:07:25,300 --> 01:07:28,940
Just bang right in my head and I still have the mark from it. They think it's fucked back

1987
01:07:28,940 --> 01:07:35,100
Yeah, there was never like mulch or rubber that stuff. It was just like dirt or asphalt. Mm-hmm

1988
01:07:35,100 --> 01:07:40,380
Yeah, it was different times. So now they get they get they get serious about it now. They get serious about it

1989
01:07:40,380 --> 01:07:42,380
Yeah, which is rightfully so

1990
01:07:42,380 --> 01:07:48,980
technically law and except in California in Texas randomly Texas like made it law but

1991
01:07:49,420 --> 01:07:54,180
But yeah, I mean if you're gonna go to court like you don't want to be on the wrong side of that. Yeah. Yeah

1992
01:07:54,740 --> 01:07:57,180
So you come in and test do you test the equipment or?

1993
01:07:58,700 --> 01:08:00,700
Like I'm serious

1994
01:08:00,820 --> 01:08:04,580
So yeah, I mean you do have to like climb on it and like yeah mess with it and stuff

1995
01:08:05,300 --> 01:08:08,700
But yeah, and then I like have this apparatus

1996
01:08:08,700 --> 01:08:12,580
it's this big metal ball that I'll drop and it'll tell me like if

1997
01:08:13,100 --> 01:08:18,740
It protects against like head injuries or not. I think the surfacing is adequate to prevent like a brain injury. Okay

1998
01:08:19,740 --> 01:08:23,180
That's pretty neat. I just like how Dom was like do you get to play?

1999
01:08:25,260 --> 01:08:31,580
You guys hiring it is it puts you in some weird neighborhoods sometimes where you're like, well see how this goes

2000
01:08:32,140 --> 01:08:33,420
That's the funniest thing

2001
01:08:33,420 --> 01:08:38,740
He's like why the fuck like imagine one person sees you at work one day and you're just a grown man on a playground

2002
01:08:39,420 --> 01:08:44,980
And then they go somewhere else the next day and you're at a different playground. This guy has to be stopped

2003
01:08:45,540 --> 01:08:49,940
Have you ever had like the police called on you? Oh, I triggered a full-blown

2004
01:08:50,660 --> 01:08:54,780
Lockdown in Raleigh, North Carolina. Shut the fuck up. So I like

2005
01:08:55,180 --> 01:09:00,040
You know how school zones are like they're like Chick-fil-A drive-thrus man like going all over the place

2006
01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:04,460
So you just I just find somewhere to park and then I just walk to the front so I ended up parking in the back

2007
01:09:04,460 --> 01:09:08,940
And I'm passing the playground so I stopped and kind of just checked it out and then kept walking

2008
01:09:08,940 --> 01:09:15,760
Well, I've got like a backpack because I got all my shit in there that I'm doing the inspection with so I I look the part

2009
01:09:15,760 --> 01:09:21,660
Right like a middle-aged white dude is the guy who's shooting the school most of the time, right? Yeah, uh-huh. So

2010
01:09:22,300 --> 01:09:27,420
So I can get where they were coming from so I hear on the intercom like we are going into a red alert lockdown

2011
01:09:27,420 --> 01:09:31,020
This is not a drill. I'm looking around like well, I'm the only one here

2012
01:09:33,500 --> 01:09:36,860
So I go to the front sure enough everything's like locked down or whatever

2013
01:09:36,860 --> 01:09:41,020
So I take my backpack and go put it on the sidewalk like way far away from it

2014
01:09:41,140 --> 01:09:44,000
Make sure my hands are visible for when the police show up

2015
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:47,740
And so I just sat there for a few minutes and then yep two cops roll up like what are you doing?

2016
01:09:47,740 --> 01:09:50,380
and I have to like go in and tell them all this stuff and

2017
01:09:51,100 --> 01:09:56,300
Finally got like the school to come out. It was like a two-hour ordeal. Oh my god

2018
01:09:56,300 --> 01:09:58,300
Crazy. Yes

2019
01:09:59,060 --> 01:10:01,380
Say here's my badge and it's like a toy

2020
01:10:02,100 --> 01:10:04,100
It's like a flimsy piece of paper

2021
01:10:04,460 --> 01:10:09,940
Looks like I made it like on in Microsoft Word or something and then printed it out and cut it out myself

2022
01:10:10,260 --> 01:10:15,180
That would be a great sketch that would that would be a great sketch. I'm envisioning that right now

2023
01:10:15,180 --> 01:10:17,180
well, were you so nervous to be like

2024
01:10:17,380 --> 01:10:21,460
like you know, you put your bag over there you just waiting cuz you know the cops come like I

2025
01:10:22,020 --> 01:10:24,100
Was reasonably sure everything was gonna be fine

2026
01:10:24,100 --> 01:10:29,860
Okay, never know. Yeah somebody's a little because it's such a weird topic happens too much and

2027
01:10:30,820 --> 01:10:32,820
somebody might be a little itchy and

2028
01:10:33,500 --> 01:10:35,580
So yeah, there was a little piece of me like, okay

2029
01:10:35,580 --> 01:10:40,320
I hope this goes okay, but as long as I just look as non-threatening as possible. Yeah, all right

2030
01:10:40,660 --> 01:10:46,260
Yeah, I would have been worried about like one of those dads like listen to the scanner. They might kill my kid

2031
01:10:46,260 --> 01:10:53,060
The wild thing the week before I was there it what didn't happen in school

2032
01:10:53,060 --> 01:10:58,220
But there was like a shooting on a playground. It was like in the evening sometime like not at one of the school

2033
01:10:58,220 --> 01:11:00,860
Okay, okay. So I think the whole town was a little on edge

2034
01:11:01,140 --> 01:11:05,900
From that and that maybe had something to do with it. But yeah, that was that was a first

2035
01:11:07,300 --> 01:11:10,060
That's a first of all, that's a crazy story. Thank you for sharing it

2036
01:11:10,060 --> 01:11:12,060
Oh my god

2037
01:11:12,060 --> 01:11:17,460
Yeah, as well I do I do tell you to make a point of like going up to like adults being like hey

2038
01:11:17,460 --> 01:11:22,700
This is who I am. This is what I'm doing. If you see me taking pictures, I'm only taking pictures of the equipment

2039
01:11:22,700 --> 01:11:24,700
I'm not taking pictures of children

2040
01:11:25,260 --> 01:11:27,260
Come with a full fucking camera

2041
01:11:28,780 --> 01:11:33,340
Baseball cap glass is like I'm here to inspect the playground

2042
01:11:33,340 --> 01:11:43,300
I imagine it would open like it is a strange job title. I'm the playground inspector

2043
01:11:43,980 --> 01:11:47,880
You know, but when you think about it, like when I when I first looked it up

2044
01:11:47,880 --> 01:11:52,140
I mean when I seen it I was like what the hell but then you think about it like no you do need to have

2045
01:11:52,180 --> 01:11:58,540
You need to have to make sure like you said you're not gonna hit your head. Yeah, it's a necessary evil. Yeah

2046
01:11:58,540 --> 01:12:05,300
There's people involved so like manufacturers make mistakes installers make mistakes designers make mistakes

2047
01:12:05,300 --> 01:12:11,700
So just like anything else. Yeah, just just like having a gatekeeper kind of check on stuff. Make sure it's up to standard

2048
01:12:11,700 --> 01:12:16,380
I'm like the food tester true. That's right. Like the food tastes so they hiring like today

2049
01:12:16,380 --> 01:12:18,580
No, I think I don't think you're well suited for this brand

2050
01:12:19,740 --> 01:12:21,900
Yeah, you might actually attract danger

2051
01:12:21,900 --> 01:12:26,620
Yeah, you're right. Somebody go out there, what you doing? I'm bored man. What you taking pictures of?

2052
01:12:26,620 --> 01:12:32,620
No, I'm just teasing you about it. You'd be great man. Thank you man. I might get hurt though. He's teasing you but he's right

2053
01:12:32,620 --> 01:12:36,620
I fall down the slide wheel boom boom boom boom. Now I'm dead

2054
01:12:37,580 --> 01:12:43,580
All right, Ben this ghostly Muhammad Ali over here means it's the end of the podcast it went by so fast

2055
01:12:43,580 --> 01:12:48,260
It did go by fast. It was a great one. I mean we had real fun

2056
01:12:48,260 --> 01:12:55,900
Lockdowns pigs playground. I mean it's got your chimpanzees man. That's right. Hell. Yeah hecklers

2057
01:12:55,900 --> 01:13:02,260
We had it all in here. That's it. All right first improv guy. I loved it. We're gonna have more we're gonna have you all more

2058
01:13:02,980 --> 01:13:09,460
Right here in this camera just say anything you got coming up any sketches your socials everything you got come on, right?

2059
01:13:09,460 --> 01:13:15,580
So you want to check fantastic invaders? It's just fantastic invaders on Instagram. That's all we got going on at the moment

2060
01:13:15,580 --> 01:13:20,100
Got a new show firing up on July 5th

2061
01:13:20,100 --> 01:13:26,140
It is a legally distinct show from whose line in is it anyway? It's called whose show is it anyway?

2062
01:13:26,140 --> 01:13:30,980
I cannot stress the legally distinct part enough just enough

2063
01:13:30,980 --> 01:13:35,580
But it's very familiar to that TV show that everybody loves so I got that firing up

2064
01:13:35,580 --> 01:13:43,860
We're like revamping the Thunderdome which is like a competition based one that starts back up in August and every second Thursday is

2065
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Side chat which is like three different improv groups performing got a new show premiering after that July 11th

2066
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That's like a free play. So if anybody wants to dabble in some improv or try it out, you can come check that out

2067
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it's called the all-call improv ball and

2068
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Third Saturday is fantastic invaders. Hell. Yeah bins got motion. Yeah

2069
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Yeah, you should write getting standing no basins. Thank you so much man. Thank you so much

2070
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