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This week on Clown College.

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So I'm a customer. I'm a customer.

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And my groceries are $21.48.

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And I tell you, I want to round it up to $25 for the donation.

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Okay, so you said $24. And how much? $.48?

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$21. And $.48.

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I end up rounding it up to $25.

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What are you going to put into the cash register?

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So first we add $4. And then you said $.48, right?

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Yes, $21.48.

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Okay, $.50. Take $.22.

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Hold on. I got a count here.

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Alright, so $.48, $.50, $.60, $.70, $.90.

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He's like, he's like, he's like.

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Welcome to Clown College. We have profound knowledge.

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In many ways to elevate and make you sound polished.

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So if you want to hear a little honest,

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a few takes on the ways to make it as a comic,

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then stick around for a while to get down to Clown.

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We've got the guests right now just to show you how.

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Let's all go to Clown College, baby.

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It's with Brandon, Willis, Don, and JJ.

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Let's all go to Clown College, baby.

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It's with Brandon, Willis, Don, and JJ.

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I don't know that Cold War was hardcore at points

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and softcore at points.

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I heard, I heard.

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Brandon, what was your favorite part of the Cold War, dude?

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My favorite part of the Cold War?

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There is no favorite part of the Cold War.

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There was one good part.

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There was one good part?

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Yeah, really good part.

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Oh, what was it?

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No, I'm just seeing if you remember.

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Oh, no, no, man. What happened?

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We killed Russians.

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Did you not watch Rocky IV?

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Yes, I did.

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I remember that Ivan Drago dude where he killed Apollo Creed.

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That was my guy.

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Yeah, that was one of the darkest moments of racism.

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Yeah, yeah. It was bad.

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That's why Rocky had to come in there and whup some ass.

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You know what I mean?

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And he did. He did.

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He got his ass beat for the fight and then came back at the end and won.

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All right. Knocked him out.

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Wait, no, no. I didn't. They had two fights?

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No, I'm talking about the same fight, but the whole time he was getting his ass whupped like bad.

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And then he won at the end by knocking him out.

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Oh, that's how it goes every Rocky episode.

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You know, he has to get beat up to come back up.

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Is that how they all end, dude?

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Basically, yes. He's always on top, except for the first one.

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I've only ever seen the one with Mr. T and then the fourth one.

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What's the fourth one? Tommy Morrison.

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That's the Russian one.

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See, I don't know. Maybe I haven't seen like what's in two then? What's Rocky two?

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I thought that was Mr. T.

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No, that's Apollo Creed during the rematch.

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And then there's Apollo Creed one and one.

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Yep. And then in two, Rocky comes back and beats Apollo.

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So Rocky loses in the first one?

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He doesn't win the fight.

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No, but it's based off of.

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Fucking Apollo Creed, dude.

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Yeah, but it's based off of Muhammad Ali versus what's that dude's name?

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Muhammad Ali.

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So he dies in the third one. Hal Cogan was in one of them, right?

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Yeah, he was on three.

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All right. So, yeah. So three, that's when.

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Four is when Draco kills Apollo Creed or three?

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Four.

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Okay. And three, what happens there? Is that the?

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That's Mr. T. But that's what this is based off of in real life.

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Because he knocked down Ali and everybody's like, oh my gosh, I couldn't believe we did it.

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But then he still gets beat.

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It's pretty bad.

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So that's what the first Rocky is based off of.

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Yeah. And then after that, they just said, let's keep moving it.

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Great White Hype, you ever seen that?

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That's one of my favorite movies. Put in Great White Hype.

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Great White Hype.

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That was my nickname in high school.

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I'm not even going to spoil it for you because it's got Damon Waynes and I don't know who's the white guy in it.

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Even though it's called Great White Hype.

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Let's see. Let me look at the cast.

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He's like Samuel L. Jackson.

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So we can see. That's cool as hell.

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Jeff Goldblum.

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So he's this boxer that's like trained hard as fuck.

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You remember this Jack?

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But that's the guy who created Ballers.

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I think he did Entourage too.

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Oh, he did Entourage?

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So that's weird. I didn't know he was an actor before that.

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Oh shit. He did Hancock also? That's what's up.

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Nice. Method Man's in the movie.

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And this one?

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Apparently.

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Yeah. So like he's the boxer right? He's training hard as fuck. He does everything right.

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And then Damon Waynes is the champion.

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But he's eating pizza. He's fucking bitch. He's doing cocaine. Has a beer belly. Look at him right there.

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He's got a beer belly on him.

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Fucked up.

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Kind of looks like Andrew Tate a little bit, dude.

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Yeah, he got the ear.

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Or lack of it.

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Yeah, and then I won't tell you what happens at the end, but it's great.

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I might watch it tonight. Man, that looks good.

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What'd you watch the other night Brandon?

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Oh yeah.

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I saw Inside Out 2.

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Did that go better than The Cat Must Not Be Named?

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Let's just say it felt like home. It was like a biopic because basically when you see this movie, that's basically what happens to me every day and probably hundreds of other people.

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Probably you two also.

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What happened?

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Let's see what happens and then we'll see.

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Yeah, yeah. Let's not spoil it. Yeah, I'm not going to spoil it for y'all.

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No, spoiler please. I was just saying before you said it happened.

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If you don't want Inside Out 2 spoiled for you, please turn off the podcast.

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We're warning you right now.

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We will take the hit and viewership.

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But basically what it was was, so Riley was a kid.

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She was turning 13 and getting ready to go to high school.

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And happiness and sadness, everybody holding hands and all happy and shit.

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And then in the middle of the night, it starts beeping out of nowhere, right?

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And then I was like, what the fuck's going on and boom, here comes anxiety and then you got embarrassment and jealousy and everything coming in there like puberty.

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They just fucked up everything and then they threw happiness and sadness on him out down like this drain thing and they took over the person's mind.

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Dumped him on their ass.

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Yes, she started acting crazy and she was like, oh my gosh, what if this doesn't happen? What if that doesn't happen?

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So now the overthinking comes in.

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She got serious, horrible anxiety, right?

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And then like even joy was like the happiness is like, dude, man, this is what adulthood is like.

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And looked at the camera like this.

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This might be it, folks.

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She's never going to be happy again.

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Fourth wall break.

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Yeah, basically.

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But I feel like she was talking to the other people because they were all sad too.

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And then they almost killed themselves on there too because they were like they had nothing else to do.

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So they pulled this lever and thousands of pounds of these like balls started falling with the memories and everything.

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And then they got crushed into it.

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And I was like, this is it.

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But it didn't kill the anxiety.

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No, this is a kid's movie.

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They just they bounced.

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But they kept them like it was Xanax.

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Xanax?

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SSR rise.

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No, it was all her bad memories because anxiety was like, let's cut all that out.

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The balls are trauma.

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Yes, the balls were.

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This was a trauma dump, basically.

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What happened was that they got dumped all the way back up to like the what is it?

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The memory thing for this like weird hole or portal type thing.

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And they went back up there and then saved her from having a horrible, horrible panic attack.

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It was one of the worst panic attacks.

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She started like huffing and puffing.

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It was so bad.

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The other team was like, damn, girl, you all right?

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And then like they got happy and she was like, I could breathe again.

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I'm good. Let's go have fun.

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And I'm like, damn, little does she know this is going to happen every day for the next 20 or 30 years.

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This one is seems way sadder than Garfield.

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I mean, it's just like because I was like, yeah, that happens.

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These kids movies are really that have to do.

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And then they had this like thing that was kind of like Dora.

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And then he had like a fanny pack.

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He was like, can you all guess how to get out of this place?

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They got locked away in this thing with like the biggest, darkest secret and her older stuff that she cleared out of her mind.

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And then he saw the fanny pack from the thing again.

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It was like, hey, you got something because he was like, like, what was it?

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Anger was like, call for the dude's fanny pack.

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When he called for it, the child came over like, did you say you needed me?

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He just yanked the thing and violated it and stick his hand in his mouth and started pulling out the stuff he needed, which was like dynamite to blow the stuff up.

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And then like the same started gargling.

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It was bad. I want you to know, I have no clue what's happening.

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There's a fanny pack. Is this still the same movie?

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You don't know Inside Out. No, I'm well, no, I'm talking about dynamite.

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Because they had to blow up. They had to blow up the wall for that little trauma dump.

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They're trying to get out of the trauma block.

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Because anxiety is sucking up everything.

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Kisney beat. Kisney hit me. Oh, dude. They need bully too.

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Because look at what's happening. Yeah, well, yes.

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Dude, I would have got my ass whooped that whole movie. The way she was talking to her parents.

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Oh, yeah. She was like, oh my God, leave me alone. You wouldn't understand.

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My mom's emotions would have been like, kill that bitch.

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And then pull. Yeah, your mom got that Gat on her.

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Yeah, she does. Yeah, she does. Hangs it up on the fridge like a report card.

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Sheriff or some shit. She got headshots. Yeah, dude.

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That's why she put it on the wall. She's like, look at all these.

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You better watch out. Okay.

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Do not fuck with Brandon's mom.

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I mean, whenever that dude was acting out at a stand up line.

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Yeah, she's I thought they were leaving. I was all you guys are leaving.

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She's like, no, be right back. I didn't know Brandon told me later she was going to Garber Gunn.

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She was like, we got to be protected out here.

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She did. Got to hit the fucking deck, dude.

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Don't want to get caught in the crossfire. I was like, I love your safety, mom.

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I appreciated that. She was very safe.

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So that's what the movie was about, man? Oh, yeah.

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Basically, it's mental illness. And you know how. Yeah.

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See, you like so when you go to the movies, it's usually for kids movies.

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Sometimes, but because this is a movie that I just like.

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I just like the experience of a movie like next movie is Wolverine versus Deadpool.

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OK, so you go hardcore.

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Dude, I am excited. I got I even took pictures because they gave me the popcorn bowl.

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And what else? A Deadpool Wolverine thing.

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I was like, yo, we got to stop here.

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And I posed and then I stopped in front of like a Red Robins and shit because I was like, I want to be like,

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I want to be like how those people are with Spider-Man 3.

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And I'd be like 10, 15 years ago, this was me taking a picture of Deadpool versus Wolverine.

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Look at how young I used to look. Was that part of your Make-A-Wish package?

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No, it would have been me. If you had to make a wish, what would you wish for?

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You got one wish to meet one person. Meet one person. Who would it be?

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And then I have to be alive, of course, because it's a real make a wish.

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I can meet just one person. And you get to do a day with them.

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So you pick your activity to. Oh, shit.

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I guess I would hang out with Elon Musk. Really?

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Well, my thing is, because listen, if you're saying do some shit, he could put you on an adventure, man.

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He'd be like, hey, man, look at this new Tesla. It's unreleased or get on a nice cyber truck.

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We get on a nice jet. This dude is probably like, what is he one of the richest people in the world?

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He's the richest. So I'd be like, dude, just take me on an adventure.

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And then we're going to actually not a bad one.

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That just sounds like Brandon's going to get abducted by P. Diddy.

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Oh, man, we got to stop P. Diddy's house.

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You have a plane to an island? Dude, guess what?

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And you won't be alive in a month?

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Yeah, I couldn't say nothing.

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Dude, speaking of P. Diddy, when I was at A&M, man, I remember hearing this one story where they were like,

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dude, P. Diddy's going to come up. This is before the allegations.

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And they were like, P. Diddy's going to come down on a tour bus.

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And he's going to have some of the students get on the bus.

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And I was like, damn, man, that's fucked up, man, because it's already hard enough

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to pull a girl in these streets.

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But now he's going to come in here and take all of them.

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They said, oh, no, he's coming for the dudes.

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I was like, oh, what?

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You missed the P. Diddy tryout?

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Dude, I wouldn't get on that bus.

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And I just knew something wasn't right.

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Brandon, but you could have got on the bus.

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Oh, dude, I don't know what would have happened if they would have said, get on the bus.

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Because I wouldn't have known back then, man.

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It would have taken minimal convincing to get Brandon on the bus.

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I probably would have got on the bus.

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See, I just said that. He was like, I would not get on the bus.

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It wouldn't be that hard to get him on the bus.

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I would get on the bus.

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They'd be like, this is a once in a lifetime experience, man.

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Who else's tour bus you're going to be able to get on?

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I would have been like, damn, man, maybe.

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Maybe this is my big break.

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Nah, not the break you need, though.

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A bus is a bus, though, man. It's not very luxurious.

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And he's going to ride you like a bus. We don't need that.

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That's bad. That's dangerous.

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And he's going to be like Rosa Parks and take the back seat.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Where the cops going to be for that one?

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In the back of the bus? Nowhere.

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You're going to be stuck getting raped by people.

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It happened to several people.

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It's like the family matters, dude.

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Nah, nah, I can't.

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That's allegedly. All this is allegedly.

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What happened with that, dude? I didn't hear about that one.

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Somebody said that they were at a party and he was taking them from the back with him.

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And he was having a great time. They said he had them screaming.

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Oh, wow.

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Because it hurt.

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It probably did. It probably did.

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But he never got anything from it.

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He hasn't had anything since Family Matters, really.

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And he had a lethal weapon.

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Not lethal weapon, but I don't know. He was a cop in some movie.

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Die Hard? He was a cop in Die Hard.

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Let me search your fan master file.

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I don't know, dude.

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Wasn't that the guy that was like bagging groceries and it went viral on Twitter and was like real fucked up?

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Nah. He was on that TV show?

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No way. It's him. I mean, he still gets royalties from this.

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Okay. Carl Winslow.

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Ever since the Cosby show went down there, main competitor.

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I feel like.

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Everybody's watching Family Matters, dude.

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That show's still up.

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Yeah, Die Hard.

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That's the sickest last name ever, dude.

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Vail Johnson.

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Vail Johnson.

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It's a crazy cool name.

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I mean, it could have happened, but, you know, allegedly.

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Allegedly.

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You got to put that out there.

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Allegedly. But, hey, if they both wanted that, that's cool.

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Like, there's nothing. Hey, that's great.

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Just support them.

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That's great. You got my little side.

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Go ahead and do it, man.

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Like, hey.

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That's the Twin Towers on that Die Hard right there?

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No, man. That's the.

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It is.

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Is it?

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What the hell?

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Hold on.

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Because I've never seen this.

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Whoa, it is, dude.

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Dude, is it blowing up on this thing?

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Oh my gosh. Did Die Hard predict 9-11?

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This is 1988 and they did.

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Oh my gosh.

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Bruh.

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40 stories of sheer adventure.

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Holy shit. I never knew.

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Helicopter.

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Oh my gosh.

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Yeah, it's not the Twin Towers.

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It's not?

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Yeah.

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I'm pretty sure Die Hard takes place in LA.

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Oh, shit.

335
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And the Twin Towers were way bigger than that.

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Oh, yeah.

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It says LA right there.

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You can't really tell.

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It says 40 stories.

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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I know numbers, aren't you, thing?

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The imagery's obviously there.

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Yeah, that was.

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Huh?

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The imagery's obviously there.

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Have you ever folded up the $20 bill?

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Oh, yeah.

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I've seen that.

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Go look up folded up $20 bill.

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Looks like the Twin Towers got hit.

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Now, I don't believe in any of this shit.

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I think it's just all coincidence.

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I know JJ has a different...

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Yeah, dude.

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I mean, I know some people, man.

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They've told me some things.

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I've been out there, dude.

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Let's see.

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Look at that.

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Holy shit.

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Wow.

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That's fucking crazy.

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But, you know.

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And it's folded up.

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What does it look like?

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A paper airplane, dude.

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Dude.

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That's the thing.

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Brandon's...

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Brandon's in it.

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I just got him.

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Because, listen, I believe in those Simpson predictions they had.

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You remember when the Simpsons would predict everything?

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Like, they predicted 9-11.

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They predicted 9-11.

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They predicted 9-11.

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They predicted the Ebola.

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And then, what else did they predict?

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They predicted the little watches.

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Smart watches.

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That you look at.

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Smart watches.

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COVID.

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COVID.

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Star Trek.

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Oh, yeah.

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Star Trek was first.

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They had the Bluetooth.

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But, dude, they were doing some shit.

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Donald Trump.

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Donald Trump.

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They predicted him before he was even born.

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Yeah.

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Then, the family got piggybacked in there with Caitlyn Jenner.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Killed that person.

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Huh?

399
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Yeah.

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Oh.

401
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Caitlyn Clark killed somebody.

402
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You know Caitlyn Clark?

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Wait, you for real?

404
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Yeah.

405
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Yeah.

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Murder.

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Let me see.

408
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Yeah.

409
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There was a freak skiing accident.

410
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But you got to type it in.

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Caitlyn Clark skiing accident.

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Oh, my gosh.

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I can't believe this.

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Four people dead.

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Did her big ass hit him all, man?

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What the fuck?

417
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Yeah.

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Dude, look at her smiling about it.

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That's her mug shot right there, Brandon.

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You fucking bitch.

421
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Click on the second photo.

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After she just killed the whole family.

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You smiling to everybody like this for you killed.

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Whatever, man.

425
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You know that people are crazy and they hide it sometimes.

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She's fucking crackers, Brandon.

427
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You can't try to hold her now.

428
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Yeah, well, DUI.

429
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You see it right there.

430
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Oh, oh.

431
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Skinning.

432
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Oh, man, I don't see nothing there, man.

433
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You see when it said they exfoliated her face.

434
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I fucked it up.

435
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You got a DUI.

436
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They had to get the blood out of her face.

437
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Wait, I mean, that's skin condition, right?

438
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Yeah.

439
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,000
Okay, let me see.

440
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What is skin condition from the cold?

441
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No, she's just white.

442
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It's not a condition.

443
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See?

444
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Attacks.

445
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,000
She's not targeted.

446
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Bitch attack on Cleveland.

447
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Lindsey Vonn, that's the girl she killed.

448
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She was condemned to death.

449
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,000
Okay, now I know that's a joke.

450
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Man, I was about to say.

451
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41, 12, and 10, though.

452
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She murdered five people at least.

453
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Hell yeah.

454
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Look at that.

455
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Sick.

456
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She out there scoring these scores.

457
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I heard people ain't happy about it on WNBA.

458
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Yeah, I think it's so stupid to... Well, first of all, WNBA has lost for the two

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decades.

460
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They have never made a profit.

461
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You know that.

462
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Not even close.

463
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Two or three decades they've been.

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It's weird because it's the one thing that isn't money motivated.

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Every other sports organization is to make money.

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This loses the NBA, I want to say billions of dollars.

467
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Damn.

468
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Or at least hundreds of millions a year.

469
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Maybe a billion.

470
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Yeah, hundreds of millions.

471
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Not a year.

472
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:04,400
Well, they only pay them 50 bucks per year.

473
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They're not losing 100 million a year, but they're losing millions.

474
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It's bad, man.

475
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Have y'all seen that they've been beating Kaitlyn Clark up in the games, dude?

476
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Yeah, I've seen one last night.

477
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Dude, please play the shit where she just gets cheap shotted, dude.

478
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I love it, man.

479
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It's fucked up, but... See?

480
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This is a perfect example.

481
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It's going to be a make or break moment for her, man.

482
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She'll go like Jordan and gain 20 pounds, and it's off-seater.

483
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Let's see.

484
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Oh, dude, imagine she just gets on T and just gets fucking jacked.

485
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No, dude, get jacked.

486
00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:35,760
Let's see.

487
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Skip this.

488
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I'm down for Kaitlyn Clark on TRT, dude.

489
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Man, we don't want to see an interview.

490
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Think pieces and shit.

491
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Let's just say fouls.

492
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You put Angel Reese.

493
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You just hit her in hell last night.

494
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:50,800
Oh, Angel Reese?

495
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That was last night.

496
00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:52,800
Wait, Angel Reese too?

497
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:53,800
Come on now.

498
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,800
I know Brandon knows her, dude.

499
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,800
Yes, I do.

500
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Let's see.

501
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:02,920
Well, look, first of all, you got to add.

502
00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:04,400
It's always somebody that want to talk about it.

503
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,400
Yeah, somebody want to talk.

504
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Right on the downside.

505
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That's what the fuck I'm saying.

506
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You piece of shit.

507
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Austin Rivers.

508
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:10,400
Here we go.

509
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,040
Doc Rivers' son.

510
00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:13,040
Why is he mad about it?

511
00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:14,040
Let's see.

512
00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:15,040
Hopefully we'll see it before his ass.

513
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:16,040
Is that Angel Reese?

514
00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:17,040
Uh-uh.

515
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:18,040
I'm sorry.

516
00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:19,040
Wet, wet.

517
00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:20,040
Let's see if she gets it.

518
00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:21,040
Put a brick.

519
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:22,040
My bad.

520
00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:23,040
Hell yeah.

521
00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:24,040
Look at that.

522
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:25,040
That's the girl that was fucking her up.

523
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:32,040
Let's see if we can find one close.

524
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:36,320
They just taking a book out of Tory Pistons and Andy Pistons.

525
00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:37,320
Come on.

526
00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:38,320
I better hit her.

527
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:39,320
We want to see some action.

528
00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:40,320
Nope, no hits.

529
00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:41,320
Nice.

530
00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:42,320
I don't know.

531
00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:43,320
All right.

532
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:44,320
Well, this is how it's going.

533
00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:45,320
Our audience is asleep now.

534
00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:46,320
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

535
00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:47,320
I was thinking about it while we're watching this.

536
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,320
I'm like, they're probably like, what the fuck are they even talking about?

537
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:49,320
We're looking for violence.

538
00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:50,320
They're watching the video.

539
00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:51,320
They're like, oh wow, that was awesome.

540
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:52,320
That was a sick layup.

541
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:53,320
And then they're like, oh, I'm going to go to the bathroom.

542
00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:54,320
I'm going to go to the bathroom.

543
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:55,320
I'm going to go to the bathroom.

544
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:56,320
I'm going to go to the bathroom.

545
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,320
I'm going to go to the bathroom.

546
00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:58,320
I'm going to go to the bathroom.

547
00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:12,640
That was a sick fucking overhead layup.

548
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:15,280
She would murder all of us in basketball, obviously.

549
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,280
Oh God.

550
00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:18,120
I wouldn't score a point.

551
00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:19,120
I know I wouldn't score a point.

552
00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:23,240
I thought Dom was about to have another terrible take on this podcast.

553
00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:24,240
No, I know.

554
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:25,240
And after last week, dude.

555
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:27,240
What did I say last week?

556
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:29,960
Hitler wasn't that bad to black people.

557
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:30,960
Okay, okay.

558
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:31,960
It wasn't.

559
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:32,960
Well, it's not a horrible take.

560
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:33,960
It's true.

561
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:35,960
If you want to join Dom's new group, Blacks for Hitler, he's taking signups.

562
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:36,960
No, I didn't say I liked him.

563
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:37,960
All right.

564
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:38,960
I want to clear that up.

565
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:43,000
I don't, I haven't seen this episode or what I said.

566
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,840
Maybe don't remember it, but I will say this.

567
00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:50,520
I'm just, I'm not saying I like him, but he wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't bad to black

568
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:51,520
people.

569
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:52,520
He killed like 14.

570
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:53,520
That happens more.

571
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,920
That's not a bad.

572
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:59,600
I mean, still killing 14 people seems pretty messed up.

573
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,200
Not compared to millions.

574
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:03,200
They killed like millions.

575
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,200
Yeah, dude.

576
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:06,840
Yeah, that's how many Jews they killed.

577
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:10,840
Jeffrey Dahmer didn't even kill 14 people and people say he's evil.

578
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:11,840
He is.

579
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:12,960
I'm not saying Hitler's not evil.

580
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:14,400
I'm just saying if you were black.

581
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:17,560
He said he's not that bad, but he's evil.

582
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:19,520
He's not that bad of an evil.

583
00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:22,040
He's just a fooler.

584
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:24,640
He fooled around a little bit.

585
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,240
Oh my gosh.

586
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:29,320
That's how I bring this shit back up.

587
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:31,160
This could go bad.

588
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:33,480
You can't stop yourself, dude.

589
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:38,800
I'm just saying, you know, I, I'm going to take the controversial stance that Hitler

590
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:39,800
was a bad guy.

591
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:40,800
What do you think?

592
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,800
I think Hitler was a bad guy.

593
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:46,880
I think he did some questionable things.

594
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:47,880
I'm not arguing that.

595
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:49,480
I don't think there's questions.

596
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:51,400
There's a lot of statistics out there about that.

597
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:52,400
Were you there?

598
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:53,400
Oh damn.

599
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:57,040
Were you at the hall, you really think they killed four million or whatever they said?

600
00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:58,040
I'm just kidding.

601
00:21:58,040 --> 00:21:59,040
He saved me.

602
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:00,040
Oh my gosh, dude.

603
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:01,040
I'm kidding, guys.

604
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:02,040
We jokesters, man.

605
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:03,040
We fool around, dude.

606
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:04,040
We foolers.

607
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:05,040
Yeah, haha.

608
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:06,040
Hitler.

609
00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:07,040
You got that little beard and shit.

610
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:08,040
Trying to steal it from Charlie Chaplin, I feel like.

611
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:09,040
Charlie Chaplin at first, right?

612
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:10,040
I don't know.

613
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:11,040
Did he?

614
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:12,040
Back in the day, I think.

615
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:27,720
Yeah, because he started in 1914, 1912 with this comedy.

616
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:30,600
You know, actually, Hitler and Charlie Chaplin were related.

617
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:31,600
Seriously?

618
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:32,600
Yeah.

619
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:33,600
For real?

620
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:34,600
That's why they genetically have that mustache.

621
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:35,600
I've got to see this.

622
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:36,600
Let me see.

623
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:37,600
Because I know he hated it.

624
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:40,600
I wasn't supposed to believe it.

625
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,600
I was believing it for a second.

626
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:45,960
Yeah, because I was like, Charlie hated Hitler, man.

627
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:51,960
I remember he had that thing in 1946 and 1948 where he took a stand.

628
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,960
Brandon's talking about how he was there.

629
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:55,760
He's like, Charlie hated Hitler, man.

630
00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:56,760
He did that one.

631
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:59,760
He took a stand in 1914.

632
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:02,120
He's tired of this discrimination, man.

633
00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:05,120
That was in the 40s.

634
00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:08,320
He was dressed up like Hitler, too.

635
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:09,320
He made a fool of him?

636
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:10,320
I think so.

637
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:11,320
Well, at first, yeah.

638
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:12,320
He was cosplaying?

639
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:13,320
Yeah, and then he became the activist, man.

640
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:14,320
He did some activism.

641
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:15,320
He was like, we can't have this no more.

642
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:16,320
No jokes are serious.

643
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:17,320
He used to beat his women.

644
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:18,320
He beat his wives a lot.

645
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:19,320
Dude, another problem.

646
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:20,320
They couldn't talk.

647
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:21,320
Nobody could talk.

648
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:22,320
You know how old his women were, though?

649
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:23,320
What?

650
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:24,320
Because Charlie Chaplin would always go out with people that were like 14 and stuff and

651
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:25,320
like 13, I found out.

652
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:26,320
That's why I think the FBI was looking for him in the late 30s.

653
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:27,320
What?

654
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:28,320
I mean, he was a good guy.

655
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:29,320
He was a good guy.

656
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:30,320
He was a good guy.

657
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:31,320
He was a good guy.

658
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:32,320
He was a good guy.

659
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:33,320
He was a good guy.

660
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:34,320
He was a good guy.

661
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:41,000
He was a good guy.

662
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,000
I had no idea about any of this.

663
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:49,320
Yeah, and remember, he even got sent away from America at one point.

664
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:50,840
He was exiled from the country?

665
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:51,840
What is that?

666
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:52,840
Was that where he deported or something?

667
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:53,840
I forgot.

668
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:54,840
Where was he?

669
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:55,840
I thought he went to America?

670
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:56,840
Let me see where he was at.

671
00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:58,000
Let's take out some Charlie Chaplin facts, dude.

672
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,000
Let me see.

673
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,000
Charlie Chaplin deported.

674
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,480
Facts is right there.

675
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:02,480
Deported.

676
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:03,480
Yep, right there.

677
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:07,760
It says, yep, he was forced to leave and move to Switzerland.

678
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:08,760
Yeah, man.

679
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:14,680
And they said, why was, damn, they put canceled there.

680
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:15,680
Why was he canceled?

681
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:23,080
It says, the filmmaker blocked, the filmmaker was blocked from returning under a provision

682
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:27,920
that allowed people of questions, moral health or insanity of those advocating.

683
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:30,080
Oh, he was a communist.

684
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:31,960
Oh, shit, I forgot that too.

685
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:33,600
Yeah, he sure was a communist.

686
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:34,600
Damn, dude.

687
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:35,600
He was a commie.

688
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:36,600
Don't like him anymore.

689
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:37,600
Damn, man.

690
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:38,600
Yeah.

691
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:39,600
This commie's out of here.

692
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:40,600
This is America.

693
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:41,600
America.

694
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:42,600
Yeah.

695
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:45,920
It kinda looks like Edgar Allan Poe mixed with Adolf Hitler.

696
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:46,920
Oh, yeah, man.

697
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:47,920
Yeah, I like that.

698
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:49,920
That's a very good comparison.

699
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:51,920
A little bit of Groucho in there.

700
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:52,920
Yeah, yeah.

701
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:55,240
Who was also, he was a goat, man.

702
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:56,840
You remember Groucho Marx, everybody?

703
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:58,440
I've never heard of him.

704
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:00,280
You never seen the Marx brothers?

705
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:01,280
Oh, Marx brothers?

706
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:02,280
Yeah, like Groucho.

707
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:03,280
Let me show you, man.

708
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:08,240
Dude, they were around when the Free Stooges, Free Stooges.

709
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,240
Stooges.

710
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:10,240
The Groucho.

711
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,200
The Groucho Marx brothers.

712
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:20,360
It's just originally Marx, but dude, they were, he was clever as shit.

713
00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:21,360
Which one's Groucho?

714
00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:24,360
The one with the mustache, the fake mustache.

715
00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:25,360
That's fake?

716
00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:26,360
Oh, yeah, that's very fake.

717
00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:27,360
What about the eyebrows?

718
00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:28,360
Are those fake?

719
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:29,360
Yes.

720
00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:30,360
Yeah, those are fake also.

721
00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:32,960
Let's see, because this wasn't looking good without it.

722
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:33,960
Wait, dude.

723
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:35,880
Oh my gosh, go back to that first photo.

724
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:36,880
What?

725
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:37,880
Right here?

726
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:40,960
The one you clicked on him with the cigar in his mouth.

727
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:41,960
Oh, yeah.

728
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:43,560
Dude, and now click that one under it.

729
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:45,280
Look at his fucking eyes, dude.

730
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:46,280
What, right here?

731
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:47,280
Damn.

732
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:48,280
No, it wasn't.

733
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:51,280
I thought it was Jeff Ross with a wig on the right.

734
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:52,280
Oh, shit.

735
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:54,280
Oh, shit, look at this one.

736
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:55,920
Yeah, they're crazy cool.

737
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:56,920
You should check them out, though.

738
00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:58,360
I got their collection in here.

739
00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:01,360
I forgot where it was, but yeah, I had their collection, too.

740
00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:02,360
They were clever.

741
00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:05,640
Yeah, I probably won't watch it, but you're gonna watch it.

742
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:09,240
I don't have a phonograph or whatever.

743
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:12,600
I'll hook you up, man.

744
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:15,280
I had one, but it just broke.

745
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:16,840
I'm old.

746
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:17,840
You had a phonograph?

747
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:18,840
I had one of those.

748
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:21,840
I used to always have, what is that?

749
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:22,840
What do they call that thing?

750
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:23,840
What do they call that?

751
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:25,840
The thing you spin the, what is it called?

752
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:26,840
A record player?

753
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:27,840
A telephone?

754
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:28,840
Yeah, a telephone.

755
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:29,840
Close.

756
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:30,840
The record player, though.

757
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:31,840
You remember the one with the radio, too?

758
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:35,640
You could play the music and you could close the top, and you could play radio or you could

759
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:38,200
do vinyl or anything old school style.

760
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:40,920
Oh, he's just talking about a record player.

761
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:41,920
Oh, okay.

762
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:42,920
Yeah.

763
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:43,920
I was concerned.

764
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:44,920
That's that same thing?

765
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:45,920
Huh?

766
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:46,920
That's the same thing, or is that different?

767
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:47,920
Nah, man, it's a little different.

768
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:48,920
Newer than a record player?

769
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:49,920
Oh, it's newer?

770
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:50,920
I thought it was older.

771
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:55,920
A phonograph is that big ass thing with the horn on the top, dude, where that weird shit

772
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:56,920
comes out.

773
00:26:56,920 --> 00:27:01,040
Oh, the shit they had on the trains back in the day.

774
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:02,040
Dude.

775
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:03,040
Yeah, that thing.

776
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:04,040
I wish.

777
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,040
Dude, imagine bumping Chief Keef on this device.

778
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:09,120
Shit, man, that would be... I hate being sober.

779
00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:11,600
What the hell it would sound, dude.

780
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:15,160
It would sound dumb as hell.

781
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:18,400
Look at this phone.

782
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,400
Alexander Jam Bell, dude.

783
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:21,400
Look at that.

784
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:22,400
The dopest dude.

785
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,120
Well, he was racist, though.

786
00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:26,120
Thomas Edison, very.

787
00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:28,560
You remember his first movie, or his favorite movie?

788
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:29,560
No.

789
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:30,560
Birth of a Nation.

790
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:34,240
Birth of a Nation, which was, what was it, the box office best that year?

791
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:35,240
Yeah.

792
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:36,240
I think, damn, it's crazy.

793
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:37,240
It's a great film.

794
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:38,240
You ever heard that show?

795
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:39,240
Yeah, all right, now who's taking things back?

796
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:42,240
Oh, you see, it was a great show.

797
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:43,240
No, it was a movie.

798
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:44,240
It was a great movie.

799
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:45,240
No, no, no.

800
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:46,240
You didn't like it?

801
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:47,240
Hell, no.

802
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:48,240
That movie was horrible.

803
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:51,600
Dude, it was about the KKK rising up as heroes.

804
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:55,520
Yeah, I didn't like the second version of the KKK as much.

805
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:58,880
The resurgence in the 20s, I just wasn't a big fan of that.

806
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:02,560
The original Nathaniel Bedingford Forrest one, that's that shit.

807
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:07,560
You can come July 26 to the show, the birthplace of the KKK.

808
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:08,560
Hell yeah.

809
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:09,560
We're doing a show.

810
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:13,680
We're doing a show in the birthplace of the KKK.

811
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:17,560
And it's going to be, we had to get another white because we had too many.

812
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,280
We want to make it out here.

813
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:20,280
Balance it out.

814
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:21,280
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

815
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:22,280
Whew.

816
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:23,280
Pray for us.

817
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:24,280
It's going to be fun, man.

818
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:25,280
Pull through.

819
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,640
Somebody else said they did, they did there.

820
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:28,640
I guess that was Scott.

821
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:29,640
He ain't really black.

822
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:30,640
Scott Easton.

823
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:35,000
No, he's not black at all, dude.

824
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,000
He wears cool Jordans.

825
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,000
Oh yeah.

826
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,000
Yeah, he's got the sneakers, dude.

827
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,000
Yeah, he's got the sneaker head, man.

828
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:43,480
But yeah, actually, I need to talk to somebody black that's been there.

829
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:45,680
I didn't even know that that was the birthplace of the KKK.

830
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,720
I hear they don't come back, dude.

831
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:48,720
Seriously?

832
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:49,720
No, it is.

833
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:50,720
Pulaski, Tennessee.

834
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:51,720
You don't gotta look it up.

835
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:54,400
That's where we're doing a show at on 26.

836
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:55,400
You got 15 minutes?

837
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,400
Yep.

838
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:57,400
Yep.

839
00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:58,400
Yep.

840
00:28:58,400 --> 00:28:59,400
How about you?

841
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:00,400
Brandon has 45 minutes.

842
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:02,720
If he wants to do 45, I believe you can do 45.

843
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:06,320
It's in Tennessee.

844
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:07,440
Fort Pulaski, dude.

845
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:08,920
Oh my fucking gosh.

846
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:10,400
Tennessee, not Alabama.

847
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:11,400
Oh shit.

848
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:14,040
Soon as I searched it up, look at that.

849
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:15,040
Pulaski, Tennessee.

850
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:16,040
Damn, man.

851
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:17,040
And we're going to be there.

852
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:20,360
Den number one of the Ku Klux Klan.

853
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:21,360
We should go to the museum.

854
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:22,360
I'm good.

855
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:23,360
No.

856
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:27,800
I don't think I'll be traveling around in Pulaski.

857
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,800
Those guys were fucking losers.

858
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:33,600
Look how fucking stupid they look.

859
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:34,600
Damn.

860
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:35,600
What the fuck?

861
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:37,480
Those are the fucking Mass Jonah Hill cutout.

862
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,800
Oh, dude, that is scary as shit.

863
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:41,280
This is scary as fuck.

864
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:42,600
Oh my gosh.

865
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:44,400
Wait, is that for sale?

866
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:45,400
Wait, wait, wait.

867
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:46,400
Wait, wait, wait.

868
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:47,400
There was a price on the bottom of it.

869
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:50,400
Hold on, let me go back down there and see that price.

870
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:51,400
You going to buy it?

871
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:52,400
Hell no.

872
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:53,400
It's for sale.

873
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:54,400
23 dollars.

874
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:55,400
Wow.

875
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:56,400
Young Adult.

876
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:57,400
Is it a book?

877
00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:59,400
I think it looks like a postcard.

878
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:00,400
Music?

879
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:01,400
Let's see.

880
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:02,400
Let's click and find out.

881
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:05,400
In history class, we listen.

882
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:06,400
I say in history class.

883
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,000
I majored in fucking history.

884
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:14,600
In one of my history classes, we listened to the KKK's music, dude.

885
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:15,600
How was it?

886
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:16,600
Terrible.

887
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:17,600
Was it good?

888
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:19,320
They had one banger, dude.

889
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:23,920
I don't think it was actually the KKK's music, but it was a song about the KKK.

890
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:30,080
It was a very popular song called Daddy Swiped Our Last Clean Sheets and Joined the Ku Klux

891
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:31,080
Klan.

892
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:32,080
Damn.

893
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:33,080
Those are the lyrics.

894
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:34,080
Okay.

895
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:35,080
It's also the name of the song.

896
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:36,080
Okay.

897
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:37,080
Tight move.

898
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:38,080
When did that come out?

899
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:39,080
1946?

900
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:41,080
No, it was like the 20s.

901
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:42,080
This is your era.

902
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:43,080
Wow.

903
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:44,080
Folks, it really is.

904
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:47,080
I'm a whole soul, man.

905
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:55,080
I look young and I am young, but something inside makes me feel like I was here way longer.

906
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:56,680
Hopefully we got a poster put up if it's here.

907
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:57,680
We'll be there.

908
00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:00,480
Come out if you're in Pulaski, Tennessee.

909
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:01,480
Bring your sheets.

910
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:02,480
Bring your torches.

911
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:04,120
You're going to need it.

912
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:05,760
Brandon, you burn him up.

913
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:08,760
No, no, we don't need to burn him.

914
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:11,720
The real neat about this photo is that they put Ku Klux costume and spelled costume with

915
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:13,720
a C. The K was right there.

916
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:14,720
Oh, it was right there.

917
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:15,720
KKK.

918
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:17,320
Yeah, you wouldn't be an asshole.

919
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:18,320
At least be clever.

920
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:19,320
Fucking worst braces ever.

921
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:24,320
Yeah, the people in the KKK are assholes.

922
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:27,320
I like that terminology.

923
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,640
Not that nice.

924
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:34,760
So you did a lot of filming for the skit you and Dan are on.

925
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:39,480
I think this episode will be out already when it's there.

926
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:40,600
I hope it's good, man.

927
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:41,600
I think it will be.

928
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:42,600
I think it's going to be really good.

929
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:43,600
Me too.

930
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:46,320
I hope Dan never is able to edit it.

931
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:47,320
Dan is going to lose.

932
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:49,360
Look, I'm going to tell you right now.

933
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:54,120
By the time this comes out, it's already be done and we'll have the story of what happened.

934
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:57,520
Dan right now is putting all the clips together.

935
00:31:57,520 --> 00:32:01,080
What I think is probably happening right now is something he thought was going to be hard

936
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:02,640
is actually easier.

937
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:07,320
Now this could be good or it could suck because then you're like, oh, if I did that, that

938
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:08,940
was where I thought it was going to be the hardest thing.

939
00:32:08,940 --> 00:32:10,720
I got that knocked out the way.

940
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:14,760
And then something that's supposed to be so simple, it's going to take him four hours

941
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:20,400
to complete for maybe five seconds of the five minute skit.

942
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:21,400
He's going to lose his family.

943
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:24,360
He's going to lose his mind and his family and his job probably.

944
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,960
But we're rooting for you.

945
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:27,960
Hell yeah.

946
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:28,960
You can do it.

947
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:29,960
But it's going to come out good.

948
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:30,960
It's going to be good.

949
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:31,960
I'm excited.

950
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:37,080
I told Dan he needs a cameo in the skit.

951
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:41,960
I think he should be like Stan Lee, this is Alex Z what Alex Z said.

952
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:45,840
He should be like Stan Lee and cameo and all the skits, like just for a second.

953
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:46,840
I agree.

954
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:48,760
Not a big role.

955
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:49,760
Just be in there.

956
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:52,040
I think that's dope, dude.

957
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:54,760
He could have been Nicky's husband.

958
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:55,760
Yeah.

959
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:56,760
Auntie Ro.

960
00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:57,760
I don't know.

961
00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:03,840
I think he should have been like the fucking the dude that sold us the guns at the pawn

962
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:04,840
shop.

963
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:06,640
Who did you get this to pawn shop, dude?

964
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:08,160
No, we didn't film that scene.

965
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:12,440
But if he was in it, he should have added a scene where he's like suspicious about it.

966
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:13,440
But then I walk in.

967
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:14,440
He's like, oh, okay.

968
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:16,440
Yeah, it would have been good.

969
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:17,440
Yeah.

970
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:23,240
Syfy was also outside of a pawn shop this morning with a shotgun at like 8 a.m.

971
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:24,640
And I would like to say this.

972
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:25,640
Okay.

973
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:26,640
What happened?

974
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:27,800
Syfy, he had a rough night.

975
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:29,080
I'm understanding of that.

976
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:30,840
But he was an hour late to the shoot.

977
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:31,840
Always fucking late.

978
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:38,720
He showed up to the wrong pawn shop and then he ran out of gas driving to the pawn shop

979
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:40,080
he was supposed to be at.

980
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:44,840
So he had to go pick him up, bring him back, shoot the skit, take him to get gas, take

981
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:46,640
him back to his car, dude.

982
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:50,360
And I told him I was going to say this on the podcast.

983
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:52,320
I understand you had a rough night.

984
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:53,680
Mr. Got jokes.

985
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:55,880
But I still have to say it.

986
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:59,140
And he was like, okay, I'm a crash a podcast and defend myself.

987
00:33:59,140 --> 00:34:00,280
What time are you guys recording?

988
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:03,160
I said 4 p.m. and he said, oh, I'm sorry.

989
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:05,520
I have board duties that I have to attend to.

990
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:08,960
I have a meeting for the board.

991
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:11,160
Did you make it on time there, Syfy?

992
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:13,160
Good question.

993
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:16,120
Kim and Jessica, you guys keep him on the board for no reason.

994
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,120
Yeah.

995
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:19,440
I bet he had a full tank, dude.

996
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:22,200
Got there on time, full tank.

997
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:24,160
I've been at three shoots with Syfy.

998
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:26,240
He was late to everyone.

999
00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:30,200
The first one here, when I was at his house before the shoot, he was like, oh, I'm sorry.

1000
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:31,200
Oh, you're getting up.

1001
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:32,200
Yeah, I'm gonna go back.

1002
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:33,600
He's like, I'll be there.

1003
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:35,320
And then came like two hours late.

1004
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:37,520
Yeah, it's wild.

1005
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:39,800
It's a wild thing to do.

1006
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:42,720
But when Dan got the food, he was there on time.

1007
00:34:42,720 --> 00:34:43,720
That is.

1008
00:34:43,720 --> 00:34:44,720
Oh my God.

1009
00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:45,720
That's true.

1010
00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:46,720
Damn.

1011
00:34:46,720 --> 00:34:47,720
That's the only time he came.

1012
00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:48,720
Everybody showed up.

1013
00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:51,600
Yeah, shout out to Mo's.

1014
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:53,040
That fucking white sauce, dude.

1015
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:55,080
Yeah, that shit was good.

1016
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:59,720
That turkey, that barbecue turkey sandwich with the sauce, those wings, man.

1017
00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:03,240
Shout out Mad Maltz's Brewery, brewing company.

1018
00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:04,240
Mad Maltz.

1019
00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:05,240
Mad Maltz.

1020
00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:06,240
That's a cool place.

1021
00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:07,240
Hell yeah.

1022
00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:08,240
Let us film outside.

1023
00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:09,240
Barbecue.

1024
00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:12,660
Brandon came through looking like a fucking drugged out uncle.

1025
00:35:12,660 --> 00:35:13,920
It's her picture here.

1026
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:14,920
You know where to find it, Alex.

1027
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:18,120
The drip was on another level, dude.

1028
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:19,560
You was dripped up.

1029
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:20,560
Thank you.

1030
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:21,560
Icy.

1031
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:22,560
And that's my new style for now.

1032
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:26,040
Well, when we get some more polos and clean that one, we're gonna be like, I'm gonna start

1033
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:27,040
wearing more polos.

1034
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:29,840
You look like you're about to go to Monday Night Raw.

1035
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:31,840
Dude, I'm always ready for that.

1036
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:32,840
It's Sunday.

1037
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:33,840
I would go.

1038
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:34,840
Definitely in Birmingham.

1039
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:36,840
What kind of gibets you got on your crocs, man?

1040
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:37,840
I'm glad you asked.

1041
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:38,840
Are they metal?

1042
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:39,840
Oh yeah, it's in there.

1043
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:40,840
They got the Star Wars crocs, man.

1044
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:41,840
Oh, because you watched them now.

1045
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:42,840
They couldn't see that one.

1046
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:43,840
Hold on, you know what?

1047
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:44,840
You can't sit down here.

1048
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:45,840
Sorry, y'all.

1049
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:46,840
There it is.

1050
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:47,840
It was upside down.

1051
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:56,840
I know.

1052
00:35:56,840 --> 00:36:01,040
I got the crocs and now I got them wired out and open, man.

1053
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:02,640
But we're gonna get socks too.

1054
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:04,800
Because I was getting bad advice from people.

1055
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:05,800
Wrong people.

1056
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:07,880
They were like, why are you wearing socks?

1057
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:08,880
What color were they?

1058
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:09,880
Black.

1059
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:10,880
No.

1060
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:11,880
Yeah, they were black.

1061
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:12,880
And then, yeah.

1062
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:17,480
And they told you to wear crocs with no socks?

1063
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:20,520
I feel like they were just dismissing me because it was at my house and all that.

1064
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:22,560
I was like, yo, should I wear the socks or the nose?

1065
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:23,560
And they were like, it don't matter.

1066
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:24,560
Just do you.

1067
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:26,560
And they just kept going there and going, oh, okay.

1068
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:29,080
Well, then they didn't tell you to wear no socks then.

1069
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:31,080
No, they were like, yeah, you can do whatever.

1070
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:33,040
I was like, oh, okay.

1071
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:36,000
And now that I'm wearing them, I don't like this because it's scary, man.

1072
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:39,600
Because at any moment, you know me.

1073
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,600
You know I sweat.

1074
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:43,600
Bad sometimes.

1075
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:47,280
And I just thought about, that would be horrible if I'm just here and we talking.

1076
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:50,200
Then it comes through the tunnels and how we all smell.

1077
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:51,200
Yeah?

1078
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:52,200
Feet.

1079
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:53,200
You don't put powder on?

1080
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:54,200
Powder.

1081
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:55,200
Powder.

1082
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:57,180
Like the Gold Bound.

1083
00:36:57,180 --> 00:36:58,640
Gold Bound.

1084
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:00,760
The Gold Bound.

1085
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:01,760
You got two different kinds.

1086
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:04,500
You got body powder and you got foot powder.

1087
00:37:04,500 --> 00:37:08,720
Why the fuck did you just fall off like that?

1088
00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:10,560
I'm sorry, I'm thinking, man.

1089
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:11,560
I don't...

1090
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:12,560
He's like the foot.

1091
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:13,560
He started thinking about feet.

1092
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:18,040
I put myself on the spot here, man.

1093
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:19,040
No.

1094
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:20,040
Not today.

1095
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:23,040
Oh, first of all.

1096
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:24,440
Why is he running out of breath?

1097
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:25,440
I don't know what's happening.

1098
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:28,560
Oh, I was just explaining the foot stuff.

1099
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:29,560
Yeah.

1100
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:30,560
But why the moan?

1101
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:34,160
Oh, well, because see, that didn't come out right.

1102
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:38,000
Because I was thinking, hmm, I'm in... Yeah, I got to tell them the truth.

1103
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,000
I don't.

1104
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,000
That type of moan.

1105
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,800
Not the feet thing.

1106
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,240
You don't need the powder if you just wear the socks.

1107
00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:45,240
Oh, yeah.

1108
00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:48,760
But you still can put them on under the... You just put it on your feet, then put your socks

1109
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:49,760
on.

1110
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:50,760
Keep you fresh longer.

1111
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:51,760
And on your body.

1112
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:53,720
Because you sweat... Well, first of all, let's give a...

1113
00:37:53,720 --> 00:37:56,660
For a few sweating, dude.

1114
00:37:56,660 --> 00:37:58,760
Let's give a clap to Brandon for winning Shenanigans.

1115
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:00,280
Oh, hell yeah.

1116
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:01,280
Number one.

1117
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:02,720
You still number one.

1118
00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:03,720
Defend this champion.

1119
00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:04,720
Next one.

1120
00:38:04,720 --> 00:38:05,720
You got to go defend yourself next one.

1121
00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:06,720
Hell yeah.

1122
00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:07,720
Hell yeah.

1123
00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:08,720
That's what I'm going to be.

1124
00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:13,000
I'm going to be wild, stand up, open mic, $100 winner.

1125
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,000
Hosted by Daniel Harden.

1126
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,000
Shout out.

1127
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:19,040
And then afterwards, congratulations.

1128
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:20,040
Happy for him.

1129
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:22,240
So I go out there to give him a hug.

1130
00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:23,240
Bad idea, man.

1131
00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:24,240
He was the wettest.

1132
00:38:24,240 --> 00:38:27,120
I mean, he literally could have... If he would have told me he jumped in water and

1133
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:30,280
jumped back out, the same consistency of wetness.

1134
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:31,280
Yeah.

1135
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:32,280
Yeah.

1136
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:35,280
And I was also sitting next to Brandon when they announced that he won and he just kept

1137
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:36,280
sitting there.

1138
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:37,280
For real?

1139
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:38,880
I was confused.

1140
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:41,360
I was like, wait, do I wait until after this thing?

1141
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:43,960
And the winner is Brandon Willis.

1142
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:46,560
And he's just sitting there.

1143
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:48,840
And me and Matthew Lumber were like, yo dude, you won.

1144
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:51,840
He was like, hmm.

1145
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:52,840
I was confused.

1146
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:53,840
I was like, oh shit.

1147
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:54,840
And they're like, Brandon, you won.

1148
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:55,840
Go up there.

1149
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:56,840
He's like, okay.

1150
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:57,840
And he kept sitting there.

1151
00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:00,840
And we were like, dude, go get the money.

1152
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:01,840
He was like, right now?

1153
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:02,840
Yeah, dude.

1154
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:05,840
I didn't want to look like I just wanted to run up there and be like, oh shit, dude,

1155
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:07,440
give me the money.

1156
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:11,240
I was thinking in my mind, oh shit, how should I go up there?

1157
00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:13,240
He's trying to be Mr. Cool, bro.

1158
00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:16,000
I don't want to be like, oh man, he just want this money.

1159
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,000
No, man, I'm happy.

1160
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,000
I'm very excited.

1161
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,000
And I was sweaty.

1162
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,000
It was bad.

1163
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,000
Hell yeah.

1164
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,000
But good.

1165
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,000
Good.

1166
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:26,000
Man, I was so happy because that was a milestone.

1167
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,000
Definitely.

1168
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,000
Hell yeah, dude.

1169
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,000
Did you get some action after that?

1170
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,000
Action?

1171
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,000
Yeah.

1172
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,000
Yeah, I got some action.

1173
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,000
Got to.

1174
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,000
Got to.

1175
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,000
Hell yeah, man.

1176
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,680
I went home, played some WWE.

1177
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:38,680
That's my action.

1178
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:39,680
No, I'm just kidding.

1179
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:42,200
But after that, we did get action.

1180
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:44,600
He's like, yeah, we fuck while playing WWE.

1181
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:45,600
Yeah, we got action.

1182
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:46,600
It's good.

1183
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:47,600
Yeah.

1184
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:48,960
Sweating, that's a horrible thing.

1185
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:49,960
I hate it.

1186
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:52,640
I feel like it's a curse down from whoever hates people.

1187
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,320
I don't know because that shit's bad.

1188
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:56,760
You remember when I told you about my exam?

1189
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:57,760
Yeah.

1190
00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:58,760
When I went up.

1191
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:02,240
So at my college, man, we got to go up a hill.

1192
00:40:02,240 --> 00:40:04,920
And I was going up this hill sweating so fast.

1193
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:05,920
It was so fucking bad.

1194
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:06,920
It was so bad.

1195
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:07,920
I wanted to turn around.

1196
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:08,920
I didn't even want to take this exam.

1197
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:11,160
I wanted to take the F because it was so bad.

1198
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:12,160
And I went up there.

1199
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:15,200
And every time I go to this dude's class, I miss 20 minutes or 30 minutes because I have

1200
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:16,200
to dry off.

1201
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:19,280
And then I have to get a different shirt and change and shit.

1202
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:21,400
And then I go in there and it's halfway through.

1203
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:24,960
And then I got to get the other stuff so it's not a bad situation.

1204
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:25,960
We smell bad.

1205
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:27,920
So I go in there and I take the test.

1206
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:30,480
And I can't go to the bathroom because it's a time thing.

1207
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:31,720
So I'm just sweating horrible.

1208
00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:35,600
And it's getting all over my homework and people looking at me like I'm about to die

1209
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:36,600
or something.

1210
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:42,360
Then I got to go up to him and give him the soaked up, soggy ass essay and smile and be

1211
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:44,560
like, oh man, here you go.

1212
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:46,180
You want to grade it?

1213
00:40:46,180 --> 00:40:48,720
But thankfully I passed.

1214
00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:49,720
That's all I can say.

1215
00:40:49,720 --> 00:40:51,440
And now I'm a cashier now.

1216
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:55,480
So now whenever I'm bagging people's grocery, I got to have my sweat rag and just try to

1217
00:40:55,480 --> 00:41:00,080
help you out and then calculate my fingers now because you got to do the percentage

1218
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:01,680
shit with donations.

1219
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:03,800
What are the percentages that you do?

1220
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:08,120
Okay, so somebody be like, hey man, you know, let's say they had 850 or something.

1221
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:09,520
Hey man, it could be anything.

1222
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:13,000
It could be like, hey, round it up to the next dollar or you can round up to let's say

1223
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,040
20 or 50 or 30 or something.

1224
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:20,320
If they generous enough, if they generous enough, then I'm going to have to figure it

1225
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:21,320
out.

1226
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:22,320
Right?

1227
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:23,320
So now-

1228
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:26,320
It's not a calculation.

1229
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:29,160
Brandon, where are the percentages, man?

1230
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:30,160
Oh, my bad.

1231
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:31,160
Round up.

1232
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:32,160
I was like, I rounded up to that.

1233
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:36,160
Like one dude, dude, I just talked to you about like 74 cents.

1234
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:40,160
Dude, my mind slipped because one dude said, he was like, round it up to 10.

1235
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:41,160
I said, all right, I got you.

1236
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:42,160
And I accidentally rounded up.

1237
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:44,160
I rounded up to nine.

1238
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:46,160
And then he looked at me like, he could have done 10.

1239
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:48,160
I was like, fuck, I should have had a whole another dollar.

1240
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:49,160
You right, man.

1241
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:50,160
Why did you round up to nine?

1242
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:53,440
Because I was like, dude, in my mind, I was like, I wanted to get it.

1243
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:54,440
I wanted to get the round.

1244
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:58,160
So I was like, first let's get it up because I want to round it up, make sure I can round

1245
00:41:58,160 --> 00:41:59,160
it up to the nine dollar.

1246
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:04,800
And then as soon as I did that, I forgot to add extra fuck.

1247
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:08,160
But every other one was perfect, though.

1248
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:20,840
Brandon, Brandon, somebody says, Brandon, somebody pays 850 for something and tells you to round

1249
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:22,160
it up to 10 dollars.

1250
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:27,160
Yeah, but there's no math.

1251
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:30,760
It's just 10 dollars.

1252
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:33,160
You just type it in as 10 dollars into the register.

1253
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:36,160
I'm going to be honest, I got a little scared.

1254
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:39,360
So it was my first time, man.

1255
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:41,360
And I get it, man.

1256
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:43,360
But I'm just saying for future reference.

1257
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:45,560
Oh, yeah, I got it now.

1258
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:48,640
So you do less math.

1259
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:52,520
Well now, now what I do is I'll if they say round up something, I'll be like, I'll start

1260
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:56,440
off with the hundred and then I'll minus whatever's on there with the hundred.

1261
00:42:56,440 --> 00:43:00,160
And I'm like, OK, the remainder is what you put on there.

1262
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:02,080
So then that's what I started doing now.

1263
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:05,800
And then it works every time now because like I just use my mind and look impressive.

1264
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:12,720
If I have to pull out my phone, I pull it out.

1265
00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:14,600
So I'm a customer.

1266
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:15,600
I'm a customer.

1267
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:16,600
OK.

1268
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:19,760
And my groceries are twenty one dollars and forty eight cents.

1269
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:23,920
And I tell you, I want to round it up to twenty five dollars for the donation.

1270
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:24,920
OK.

1271
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:27,080
So I put four dollars and how much forty eight cents?

1272
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:29,760
Twenty one dollars and forty eight cents.

1273
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:32,680
I end up rounded up to twenty five dollars.

1274
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:33,680
OK.

1275
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:35,440
What are you going to put into the cash register?

1276
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:36,440
All right.

1277
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:40,480
So first we had four and then you said forty eight cents, right?

1278
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:41,480
Yes.

1279
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:42,480
Twenty one forty eight.

1280
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:43,480
OK.

1281
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:44,480
Take away two.

1282
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:45,480
Oh, I got a count here.

1283
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:46,480
All right.

1284
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:47,480
So forty eight.

1285
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:48,480
Sixty eight.

1286
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:49,480
Seventy eight.

1287
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:58,720
Seventy eight.

1288
00:43:58,720 --> 00:43:59,720
OK.

1289
00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:00,720
So we have to sixty.

1290
00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:01,720
Wait a minute.

1291
00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:02,720
Wait a minute.

1292
00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:03,720
Wait a minute.

1293
00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:04,720
So I know you got the four dollars.

1294
00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:06,200
I'm thinking right now.

1295
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:07,200
OK.

1296
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:08,200
Let's see.

1297
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:09,200
Fifty ten.

1298
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:10,200
So now we have sixty.

1299
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:11,200
Take away two.

1300
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:12,200
OK.

1301
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:15,200
So sixty two cents and four dollars.

1302
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:19,720
Five dollars.

1303
00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:26,200
Oh, I thought you said twenty one because one, two, three, four and then sixty two cents.

1304
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:29,080
So then that makes it all twenty five together, right?

1305
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:31,560
It would be a dollar less than that.

1306
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:32,560
Yeah.

1307
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:33,560
Twenty six.

1308
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:35,760
Because you got the twenty one when you get the change.

1309
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:36,760
Twenty one forty eight.

1310
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:39,680
So fifty two cents added on to that is going to make it twenty two.

1311
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:40,680
So yeah.

1312
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:41,680
Once you add.

1313
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:42,680
Oh my bad.

1314
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:43,680
Fifty two.

1315
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:44,680
Man, I'm slipping.

1316
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:45,680
Fifty two cents.

1317
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:48,680
That's what you said the first time.

1318
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:50,120
No, the fifty two is right.

1319
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:51,120
Yes.

1320
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:54,920
So if you have the twenty one forty eight, you add fifty two cents to that and it's twenty

1321
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:55,920
two dollars.

1322
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:56,920
Oh, shit.

1323
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:57,920
My bad.

1324
00:44:57,920 --> 00:44:58,920
Three dollars.

1325
00:44:58,920 --> 00:44:59,920
Yeah, I'm giving the max a dollar.

1326
00:44:59,920 --> 00:45:00,920
Yeah, dude.

1327
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:02,920
Brandon, I just want to know what your fucking end of the day is.

1328
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:03,920
There's no way it's right.

1329
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:08,800
It was surprisingly I made like more than.

1330
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:10,840
I looked at it and they're like, man, you waited.

1331
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:11,840
Damn.

1332
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:12,840
You still have more than the goal.

1333
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:13,840
I'm like, damn.

1334
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:14,840
You're stealing from the customer.

1335
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:15,840
You're stealing their money.

1336
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:16,840
We're learning.

1337
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:19,840
That's why you're making record break.

1338
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:27,760
Brandon's the best public employee in history, dude.

1339
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:28,760
We like your style, Brandon.

1340
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:34,760
We're going to need you to stay here a good couple more years if you can.

1341
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:37,680
You won't have to clean toilets, but keep robbing these customers.

1342
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:39,920
Dude, this is hurting me.

1343
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:41,400
So I like this.

1344
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:43,240
I love it.

1345
00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:47,760
So so whenever you put it in, you just have to separate whatever the real price is to

1346
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:48,760
the donations.

1347
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:49,760
Yes.

1348
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:53,480
So you put it in a different or like a different account or what?

1349
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:58,000
So what I do is I scan this thing and then this barcode pops up and it says, how much

1350
00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,000
do you want to put in?

1351
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,800
And then what I can do is I'll put in the amount and it'll be like, it'll show me how

1352
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:03,440
much it'll be all together.

1353
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:05,120
So then thankfully I can confirm it.

1354
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:06,120
And it was like not enough.

1355
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:09,520
I blow me back out of this and redo it.

1356
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:10,520
And then I redo it.

1357
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:13,440
So when the dude said he wanted to donate $10.

1358
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:14,440
Oh yeah.

1359
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:19,600
That part, what happened was I was texting and then I put it in and then added in the

1360
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:21,120
rest of the change to bring it up to nine.

1361
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:25,320
Cause I wasn't thinking because like I literally, I remember before he came up, I literally

1362
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:26,320
okay.

1363
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:28,480
So I'm just saying in your process, you said you brought it up to nine because you wanted

1364
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:29,480
to make sure.

1365
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:30,480
Yes.

1366
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:36,080
Now why if it, you know, I don't get that part of the, yeah.

1367
00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:39,240
Because I don't know why it went over my head when he said rounded up.

1368
00:46:39,240 --> 00:46:41,440
I was like, oh shit, let me just round it up.

1369
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:44,240
And I wasn't thinking add the extra round up part.

1370
00:46:44,240 --> 00:46:45,240
I don't know what happened.

1371
00:46:45,240 --> 00:46:47,440
Cause I can't not do it.

1372
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:49,720
I remember before that I was looking at the lay.

1373
00:46:49,720 --> 00:46:51,760
I was like, wait, so I got to round this up by myself?

1374
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:52,760
She was like, yeah.

1375
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:54,520
And then I was like, well, thankfully we won't have to deal with it.

1376
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:58,000
As soon as I turned round up, but everybody else was like $1, $2.

1377
00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,360
Then they had to round up.

1378
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:04,800
But then after my mistake, I sat there and thought for a minute, use my hands, use a

1379
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:06,360
little calculator if I had to.

1380
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:07,360
And then we had them all perfect.

1381
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:09,360
Yes, yes, yes.

1382
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:11,680
Your boy has a good cashier now.

1383
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:14,360
He was a rocky start, but had everybody come.

1384
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:16,440
Cause I kept on, they had the same celebration set.

1385
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:19,040
I kept on ringing this and everybody was like, damn, he keep ringing it.

1386
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:20,040
That's what's up.

1387
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:22,920
And it got to the point where I started having to ask people, I was like, do you want me

1388
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:24,240
to ring this or you want to ring this?

1389
00:47:24,240 --> 00:47:27,400
So we just don't have to ring this because I don't know if it's getting on your nerves

1390
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:28,400
or not.

1391
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:29,400
You hear that public?

1392
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:30,400
Give this man a raise.

1393
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:32,360
I am going to public and buying something.

1394
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:33,360
Yes.

1395
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:34,360
From Brandon.

1396
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:36,360
I'm going to go through the line three or four times and have you ring the bell.

1397
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:37,360
I'm like, damn man.

1398
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:38,360
I gave it to one dude.

1399
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:39,360
He just took it.

1400
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:40,360
I'm like, Hey, hey, you can't.

1401
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:41,360
What the fuck?

1402
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:42,360
Hey man, you can't use that.

1403
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:44,360
Oh, I thought this is part of my doughnut.

1404
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:46,360
No man, give me my.

1405
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:47,600
It's a donation.

1406
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:49,040
You don't get anything in return.

1407
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:50,360
Oh no, you get free coupons.

1408
00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:51,360
Oh, okay.

1409
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:53,480
I gave a lot of free coupons to people.

1410
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:54,480
Good coupons?

1411
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:55,480
Yeah.

1412
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:56,480
Yeah, that's good.

1413
00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:57,480
That's all right.

1414
00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:58,480
For what items?

1415
00:47:58,480 --> 00:47:59,480
Do you remember any of them?

1416
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:00,480
I forgot.

1417
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:01,480
It was like basic house stuff.

1418
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:04,080
Like you got a little toilet paper stuff, like downy.

1419
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:05,080
Maybe you got a little couple of snacks.

1420
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:06,080
A lot of downy.

1421
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:07,080
Yeah.

1422
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:08,680
We need a lot of that.

1423
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:10,680
And I don't know, maybe you get a water or something.

1424
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:11,680
I don't know, dude.

1425
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:12,680
They had a lot of good stuff though.

1426
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:13,680
Water or something nice.

1427
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:14,680
Never know.

1428
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:15,680
Something nice.

1429
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:16,680
Shit ain't water.

1430
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:17,680
They'll hook you up.

1431
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:18,680
They'll hook you up.

1432
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:19,680
Hell yeah.

1433
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:24,560
We'll go to Publix and see Brandon and donate.

1434
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:25,560
What's the cause?

1435
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:26,560
Okay.

1436
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:27,560
American Miracle Network.

1437
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:28,560
Okay.

1438
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:29,560
American who?

1439
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:30,560
American Miracle Network.

1440
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:31,560
Okay.

1441
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:32,560
Well they.

1442
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:33,560
Wait, hold on.

1443
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:34,560
Hold on.

1444
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:35,560
Children's Miracle Network.

1445
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:36,560
Okay.

1446
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:37,560
Is that their thing?

1447
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:40,680
Let me make sure.

1448
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:42,240
Kids with cancer and stuff like that.

1449
00:48:42,240 --> 00:48:43,240
Yeah, that's a good cause.

1450
00:48:43,240 --> 00:48:47,720
So go donate to Publix and if you see Brandon give him an extra donation, make it do a little

1451
00:48:47,720 --> 00:48:48,720
math.

1452
00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:49,720
Or not.

1453
00:48:49,720 --> 00:48:51,000
Just add a dollar plus.

1454
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:56,200
I want to add 20% of the total and then round it up to the.

1455
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:59,040
Please, for the love of God, do this.

1456
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:02,080
And film it and Brandon won't know who you are.

1457
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:04,080
He won't even remember this conversation we're having right now.

1458
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:05,080
I'm not.

1459
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:07,400
See, look at these kids, man.

1460
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:09,840
This is who you're donating to, man.

1461
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:12,920
They've got the Windows XP background behind them.

1462
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:14,920
Their fate is in my hands right now.

1463
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:15,920
That is the window.

1464
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:18,840
Their fate is in my hands right now.

1465
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:21,560
And you're going to get all that money.

1466
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:23,640
How much money did you raise for them, dude?

1467
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:24,640
$85.

1468
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:25,640
In one day.

1469
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:29,240
Yep, and I was only supposed to do $75.

1470
00:49:29,240 --> 00:49:33,440
And 40 of it was stolen.

1471
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:36,720
It may or may not have been a little bit more.

1472
00:49:36,720 --> 00:49:38,520
There's not a chance that you didn't steal.

1473
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:39,520
Oh yeah.

1474
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:40,520
Dude, I even told them.

1475
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:41,520
I was like, man.

1476
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:42,520
And they were like, dude, it's your first day.

1477
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:43,520
We understand.

1478
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:44,520
I was like, thank you.

1479
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:46,520
Oh, so you know what happened.

1480
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:48,320
Oh no, I didn't take note.

1481
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:52,960
Like, no, I'm saying like you made a mistake and then the people in the audience, it's

1482
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:53,960
okay.

1483
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:54,960
Oh yeah.

1484
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:55,960
Yeah, like because.

1485
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:56,960
Because you went up like $5 when they said two.

1486
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:57,960
Yeah.

1487
00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:00,560
Oh, thankfully I got to back out before I had to call anybody up front.

1488
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:04,360
Because if I have a mistake, I'll be like right there like, manager, come here for a

1489
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:05,360
minute.

1490
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:06,360
Put in your coat.

1491
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:09,800
What's the biggest mistake you ever made at work?

1492
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:11,520
Biggest mistake?

1493
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:15,880
I guess the biggest reason to mistake is when I saw somebody run out with shit.

1494
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:18,800
I was like, damn, I can't do shit about that.

1495
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:19,800
I don't think that's a mistake.

1496
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:20,800
That's not on you.

1497
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:21,800
You're not supposed to do it.

1498
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:22,800
Yeah, you're right.

1499
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:23,800
I think he's illegal.

1500
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:24,800
Because somebody wanted me.

1501
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:25,800
Why didn't you do nothing?

1502
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:30,280
I was like, dude, I'm not going to die for some damn toilet paper or some shit.

1503
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:32,520
He pull out with a damn 12 gauge or some shit.

1504
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:33,520
I don't know.

1505
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:34,520
You get paid $7.25.

1506
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:35,520
Exactly.

1507
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:36,760
You fucking fuck them.

1508
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:38,800
But what besides that was the reason?

1509
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:40,560
Because I've made some whoppers.

1510
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:44,200
Oh yeah, whoppers, whoppers, whoppers.

1511
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:50,400
I guess one thing that I probably did was I guess with the first time cash hearing, when

1512
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:57,540
I first started, I may or may not have donated 10 bucks to somebody saying it was a dollar

1513
00:50:57,540 --> 00:50:59,960
because it was in the wrong spot.

1514
00:50:59,960 --> 00:51:00,960
I don't know how I got to the wrong spot.

1515
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:01,960
It's very similar.

1516
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:05,680
Because I was counting, I was looking, I was like, okay, one, two, because it was in the

1517
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:06,680
one, two dollar.

1518
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:11,000
And I looked at one, I was like, when I gave it away, I thought about it, I was like, I

1519
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:12,000
hope.

1520
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,000
So it may or may not have been.

1521
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:17,320
So somebody gave you a 10 and you thought it was a one and you changed that for one.

1522
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:19,120
No, he gave them a 10.

1523
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:24,160
Because in the scene, I don't know, I think there was a 10 accidentally in the dollar

1524
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:25,160
scene.

1525
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:28,160
Yeah, well Brandon, you were the cashier.

1526
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:33,360
This was like my first day and I opened it up and I was just like, oh shit.

1527
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:34,960
So I don't know if I did it fast.

1528
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:38,680
Maybe I looked at it fast and I was just like, oh, that looked like one.

1529
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:41,280
And I just paranoid myself.

1530
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:42,280
Yeah.

1531
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:44,840
And hopefully that wasn't a mistake, man.

1532
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:47,000
I almost made a big ass mistake yesterday though.

1533
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:51,960
I almost killed a fucking possum driving home in the middle of the night with this other

1534
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:52,960
car.

1535
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:54,640
I came back in, I heard toot toot.

1536
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:57,360
Then I drove back down to make sure that I didn't do nothing wrong.

1537
00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:58,360
Thankfully I didn't.

1538
00:51:58,360 --> 00:51:59,360
What was the doob do?

1539
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:02,360
I swear, I thought it was the fucking possum.

1540
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:03,840
Dude, I lost my shit.

1541
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:04,840
You probably did run it over.

1542
00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:05,840
You probably did.

1543
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:06,840
You just wandered off into the woods.

1544
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:07,840
That's what I thought.

1545
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:08,840
Because I was like-

1546
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:09,840
Died grotesquely.

1547
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:10,840
That's definitely what happened.

1548
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:15,840
Yeah, I was going to cop myself off guard because I was like, what if he was like, oh

1549
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:19,840
shit, and he just crawled up to a tree and died with honor.

1550
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:22,000
I feel so fucking bad.

1551
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:23,440
I hope I didn't kill this thing.

1552
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:28,400
I'll tell you, I fucking destroyed a possum not that long ago when we were driving to

1553
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:34,760
Maggie Myers from Jake and Charlie were in the truck in front of me.

1554
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:39,160
They swerved out of the way, but I was driving behind them and I just fucking hit it because

1555
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:40,160
I had no time to react.

1556
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:41,160
Yeah.

1557
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:42,160
That's what you're supposed to do though.

1558
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:44,160
Yeah, he was dead as shit, dude.

1559
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:45,160
Damn, man.

1560
00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:46,160
Damn.

1561
00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:47,160
It's a possum.

1562
00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:48,160
I know, I know.

1563
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:49,160
Damn.

1564
00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:50,160
They do that.

1565
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:51,160
They do that.

1566
00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:53,920
I was getting crushed by a couple of tons of metal, but-

1567
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:56,680
I thought I was going to see him busted open that fucking street.

1568
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:59,280
So you just didn't see him, that's why you thought you didn't kill him?

1569
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:00,280
Yeah.

1570
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:01,280
Yeah.

1571
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:02,280
I turned around.

1572
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:03,280
I was like, damn, because I forgot something.

1573
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:04,280
I forgot my pen.

1574
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:05,280
You can't forget that.

1575
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:06,280
The weed pen.

1576
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:07,280
Writing.

1577
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:12,360
So I went back and got that.

1578
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:16,240
And then I drove back to make sure that the job wasn't finished because we don't want

1579
00:53:16,240 --> 00:53:17,240
that job finished.

1580
00:53:17,240 --> 00:53:18,240
I want it alive.

1581
00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:19,240
And it wasn't there.

1582
00:53:19,240 --> 00:53:20,240
It just wasn't there.

1583
00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:21,240
No.

1584
00:53:21,240 --> 00:53:22,240
Yeah, you probably broke his back and then it crawled out.

1585
00:53:22,240 --> 00:53:23,240
Fuck.

1586
00:53:23,240 --> 00:53:24,240
Damn.

1587
00:53:24,240 --> 00:53:25,240
That's exactly what I thought.

1588
00:53:25,240 --> 00:53:26,240
I was like, damn, he probably crawled out.

1589
00:53:26,240 --> 00:53:28,240
Or it's like crushed up under your car.

1590
00:53:28,240 --> 00:53:30,240
Dude, I couldn't do it.

1591
00:53:30,240 --> 00:53:31,240
It's still there.

1592
00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:32,240
I would not.

1593
00:53:32,240 --> 00:53:33,240
That's going to be a part of my fuck.

1594
00:53:33,240 --> 00:53:34,240
Ugh, man.

1595
00:53:34,240 --> 00:53:35,240
Fuck that.

1596
00:53:35,240 --> 00:53:36,240
Ugh.

1597
00:53:36,240 --> 00:53:38,240
But at least it's just a possum.

1598
00:53:38,240 --> 00:53:39,960
A turtle will be worse to hit.

1599
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:41,480
You can ramp off of a turtle.

1600
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:43,480
You can catch some air on one of them.

1601
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:44,480
Or a groundhog.

1602
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:45,480
Those are big as fuck.

1603
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:46,480
No fuck groundhog, though.

1604
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:47,480
Yeah.

1605
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:48,480
You see how they die?

1606
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:49,480
They look so weird, man.

1607
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:50,480
I didn't know y'all liked this.

1608
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:52,080
Dude, did y'all see that beaver that guy?

1609
00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:55,160
It was a fucking big ass beaver got hit right here on Zert Road.

1610
00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:56,160
Oh.

1611
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:58,920
And it was there for almost like a week.

1612
00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:04,400
And it just looked so funny because his arms were so short and his mouth was open.

1613
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:05,400
Aw.

1614
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:06,400
Yeah, the tape was out.

1615
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:10,400
I saw a beaver walking across that thing like a long time ago.

1616
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:11,400
Out here in the back?

1617
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:12,400
Yeah.

1618
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:13,400
By the pond.

1619
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:17,840
And then, dude, there was one time I used to go to this gym and there was this bridge

1620
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:21,840
going up to Ardmore and there was this dead dog on the side of the bridge.

1621
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:25,480
It was like a blue healer, like one of the small ones.

1622
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:28,280
And nobody moved it for like four months, dude.

1623
00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:30,720
It was like the summer.

1624
00:54:30,720 --> 00:54:31,720
It was like July.

1625
00:54:31,720 --> 00:54:36,840
It was like melted into the side of the road.

1626
00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:41,760
And so that's what I would think about when I was trying not to ejaculate too fast.

1627
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:49,120
I think while having sex, I would think about that grotesquely just like burnt up dog on

1628
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:51,720
the hot asphalt and just the smell.

1629
00:54:51,720 --> 00:54:52,720
People.

1630
00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:53,720
The smell.

1631
00:54:53,720 --> 00:54:54,720
He has killed people before.

1632
00:54:54,720 --> 00:54:55,720
Damn.

1633
00:54:55,720 --> 00:54:56,720
I am sure of it.

1634
00:54:56,720 --> 00:54:57,720
You just hear what he's just saying?

1635
00:54:57,720 --> 00:54:58,720
Yeah, that was fucking crazy.

1636
00:54:58,720 --> 00:55:00,320
He thought about a dead mutilated dog.

1637
00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:01,320
During sex.

1638
00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:02,320
During sex.

1639
00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:03,320
Were you doing doggy style?

1640
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:04,320
And then I came, dude.

1641
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:05,320
Damn.

1642
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:06,320
And it didn't work?

1643
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:07,320
No, it just sped it up.

1644
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:08,320
Oh, shit.

1645
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:09,320
It got me going, dude.

1646
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:10,320
That's horrible, man.

1647
00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:13,320
I saw a dog on the highway once, man.

1648
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:15,320
I was like, damn.

1649
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:16,320
You saw what on the highway?

1650
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:18,320
I saw a dog on the highway once, man.

1651
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:20,320
I was like, nobody going to get this Pomeranian.

1652
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:21,320
It was bad.

1653
00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:22,320
He was gone.

1654
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:23,320
Oh, that's a crazy dog.

1655
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:24,320
I know.

1656
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:25,320
I couldn't believe it.

1657
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:26,320
I was like, this dog is right.

1658
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:30,160
I remember I saw a golden retriever too when I was leaving from the wire, man.

1659
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:32,960
And I was like, I know that this thing is not dead on the side.

1660
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:34,240
When that turned around.

1661
00:55:34,240 --> 00:55:35,960
And then the dog hospital was there.

1662
00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:36,960
You know, a little veterinarian.

1663
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:37,960
People pulled up with their truck.

1664
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:38,960
Thankfully got him.

1665
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:39,960
Weird shit.

1666
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:40,960
He was still dead though.

1667
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:41,960
Man, I think so.

1668
00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:42,960
Thankfully, they got him, dude.

1669
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:43,960
Yeah, he was gone, man.

1670
00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:44,960
He was.

1671
00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:45,960
He's gone, sadly.

1672
00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:46,960
What's the word?

1673
00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:47,960
Nigga's dead.

1674
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:48,960
The bushes make me and the dog.

1675
00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:49,960
Dead, right?

1676
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:50,960
No more I love Marley, all right?

1677
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:51,960
You never seen Marley?

1678
00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:52,960
Marley and me.

1679
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:53,960
Oh, fuck.

1680
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:54,960
No more I love Marley.

1681
00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:55,960
Yeah, right.

1682
00:55:55,960 --> 00:56:10,160
Bob Marley died on the side of the street.

1683
00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:14,960
That was a good dude too, right?

1684
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:17,960
Rest in peace, Bob.

1685
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:18,960
He hears you.

1686
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:19,960
Don't worry about a thing.

1687
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:22,960
Because every little thing is going to be all right.

1688
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:23,960
Well, he's dead.

1689
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:25,960
I guess it was an all right.

1690
00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:27,960
Rest in peace, though.

1691
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:30,960
He's a good dude.

1692
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:33,960
He got high.

1693
00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:37,960
Fred had never changed one time.

1694
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:39,960
Rest in peace with that guy.

1695
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:40,960
He got high.

1696
00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:41,960
Hell yeah, dude.

1697
00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:43,960
I still got to see that movie.

1698
00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:46,960
Oh, the Bob Marley movie?

1699
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:52,440
Before we get off track, what's the one thing that you fucked up at work?

1700
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:54,440
Dude, what have I not fucked up at work?

1701
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:56,960
The one that you're like, oh, I fucked up.

1702
00:56:56,960 --> 00:56:58,400
It's been a lot.

1703
00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:03,040
There was one time I worked at Target and it was Black Friday and this dude came in

1704
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:06,440
and bought seven or eight PS4s.

1705
00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:10,960
And he was using this Black Friday coupon that, you know, like the little magazines

1706
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:14,120
they hand out around the holidays.

1707
00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:16,700
The kids, they circle what they want for Christmas.

1708
00:57:16,700 --> 00:57:17,700
This was a man.

1709
00:57:17,700 --> 00:57:19,440
And he had one of those.

1710
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:22,440
And he had it circled and he bought seven of them.

1711
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:26,040
And I bring up the coupon on like all seven.

1712
00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:30,520
And I didn't look at the fine print where it's like limited to one.

1713
00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:36,120
So I lost him like a shit ton of money because it was like a straight up.

1714
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:39,440
It was the year before the next gen console.

1715
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:40,440
Okay.

1716
00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:41,440
Year before the five.

1717
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:42,440
Yeah.

1718
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:46,840
So it was the PS4 like it was the PS4 and the Spider-Man game for like 150 bucks.

1719
00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:47,840
Oh my God.

1720
00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:48,840
Like 300.

1721
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:49,840
Damn.

1722
00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:53,120
So it was like, we're talking about like over a thousand dollars.

1723
00:57:53,120 --> 00:57:54,120
Dude.

1724
00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:55,120
Holy shit.

1725
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:56,120
Did they fire you?

1726
00:57:56,120 --> 00:57:57,120
I went right into you.

1727
00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:58,120
Oh yeah.

1728
00:57:58,120 --> 00:57:59,120
Yeah.

1729
00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:00,120
Yeah.

1730
00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:01,120
That was Black Friday.

1731
00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:08,280
And then I think I worked, I came in for my shift the next week and I got called into

1732
00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:12,720
like the, because I didn't even realize and nobody realized I guess until they looked

1733
00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:14,180
back at it.

1734
00:58:14,180 --> 00:58:18,760
And they called me in to the office next week and they were like, Hey, did you um,

1735
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:22,440
sell a whole bunch of PS4s last week on Black Friday?

1736
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:25,120
And I was like, yeah, yeah, I'm doing good.

1737
00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:26,120
Right?

1738
00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:31,080
And then they were like, yeah, I was a, that was a one use coupon.

1739
00:58:31,080 --> 00:58:33,360
You know, after you clock out today, don't worry about coming back.

1740
00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:34,920
I was like, Oh, okay.

1741
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:35,920
Sick dude.

1742
00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:38,400
I get PTO and they're like, no, you're fired.

1743
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:39,400
Sick.

1744
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:40,400
Sick.

1745
00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:41,400
That's my worst nightmare, man.

1746
00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:45,400
That's why I was so terrified to cash here.

1747
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:48,240
And one day something like that happened.

1748
00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:50,640
Well at least they don't sell shit like that at Publix.

1749
00:58:50,640 --> 00:58:51,640
Yeah.

1750
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:52,640
Oh, nah, man.

1751
00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:54,840
They sell like food close to that price though.

1752
00:58:54,840 --> 00:59:01,760
So like a hundred for 25 for like a really pricey steak, probably some big, big dude

1753
00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:04,080
and people because it's like the rich area, man.

1754
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:08,400
Everybody coming in with the downtown by the hospital, $600 orders each.

1755
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:09,400
It's like crazy.

1756
00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:10,880
Like 500 for it.

1757
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:13,400
It'd be like two or three carts, man.

1758
00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:17,800
I'd be scanning them back into and bagging some.

1759
00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:18,800
Yeah.

1760
00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:19,800
Most of the time.

1761
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:20,800
Cause like, you know, people be busy.

1762
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:21,800
They have to go or something.

1763
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:22,800
So that's just me.

1764
00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:24,840
I feel like that they only have to go when it's you Brandon.

1765
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:28,440
Cause every time I go to Publix, they're like, Hey, hold on, man.

1766
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:29,440
You're not busy.

1767
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:30,440
Come here.

1768
00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:31,440
Oh dude.

1769
00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:34,440
I also made another mistake at Target.

1770
00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:39,240
This lady yelled at me because I put, she had bought just like a whole bunch of random

1771
00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:43,200
like, you know, like a grocery, like every week, if you go and get random groceries,

1772
00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:47,360
I put the pacifier she bought in the same bag as a bottle of bleach.

1773
00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:48,360
Ooh.

1774
00:59:48,360 --> 00:59:49,800
And she was real mad about that.

1775
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:50,800
Well, I mean.

1776
00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:51,800
I'd say it's disinfectant, dude.

1777
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:52,800
I mean, I understand.

1778
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:53,800
It's packaged up.

1779
00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:54,800
The pacifier was packaged too?

1780
00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:55,800
Both of them.

1781
00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:56,800
Yeah.

1782
00:59:56,800 --> 00:59:57,800
You should have been good.

1783
00:59:57,800 --> 00:59:58,800
She was just real mad about it.

1784
00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:05,360
Which I understand, probably first time parent, you know, they're always real cautious with

1785
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:06,360
the first one.

1786
01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:07,360
Yeah.

1787
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:08,360
Until, you know, it's there.

1788
01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:10,360
They go to college and you're in debt.

1789
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:11,360
Oh yeah.

1790
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:12,680
They ain't want nothing to do with you.

1791
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:15,920
Then you would've, then you would've wished I would've dipped that motherfucker in there

1792
01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:18,320
and gave it to him, dude.

1793
01:00:18,320 --> 01:00:19,320
Yeah.

1794
01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:24,880
I remember one time I was driving a forklift and I was working with ammo, right?

1795
01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:29,680
But I didn't know how to drive a forklift and they were just like, hey, go take this

1796
01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:33,640
big ass pallet of ammo and put it over here.

1797
01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:35,360
And I told him, I was like, I don't know how to drive a forklift.

1798
01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:37,760
He was like, oh, you'll figure it out.

1799
01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:38,960
Fuck you talking about.

1800
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:41,420
So I go over there and I don't figure it out.

1801
01:00:41,420 --> 01:00:48,020
And I raised this whole, probably about $25,000 a piece.

1802
01:00:48,020 --> 01:00:52,700
So let's say over $300,000 worth of ammo on this pallet.

1803
01:00:52,700 --> 01:00:57,960
And I raised it up and I got the shit stuck in the air all the way to wherever the highest

1804
01:00:57,960 --> 01:01:00,160
you ever seen a forklift goes, a 10k forklift.

1805
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:01,520
So real big one.

1806
01:01:01,520 --> 01:01:06,880
I had it all the way out and all the way up and it could have killed like a lot of people.

1807
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:08,600
And then we couldn't figure it out how to get back down.

1808
01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:10,720
It got stuck up there.

1809
01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:11,720
Never happened to it.

1810
01:01:11,720 --> 01:01:16,120
We had to get another bigger forklift to come over there and like slam all the stuff on

1811
01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:17,120
the ground.

1812
01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:18,120
But how was it stuck?

1813
01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:19,120
I don't know.

1814
01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:20,800
I think it was because of the weight or whatever.

1815
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:24,920
It was too much weight to go that far because the farther you go out and the farther you

1816
01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:27,480
go up, the less strength the forklift has.

1817
01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:31,080
So if it's all the way out and all the way up and it just got stuck.

1818
01:01:31,080 --> 01:01:32,800
But it wouldn't even go down?

1819
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:33,800
Couldn't do anything with it.

1820
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:34,800
It was stuck.

1821
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:35,800
Huh.

1822
01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:36,800
It was stuck all the way up.

1823
01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:38,280
I probably would have done the same thing.

1824
01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:42,760
I mean, it's my first time driving a forklift.

1825
01:01:42,760 --> 01:01:48,320
When I worked this landscaping job, my first day he put me in an excavator and I'm like,

1826
01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:53,440
you know, I have no experience with like heavy machinery or operating anything like this.

1827
01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:55,160
And he was like, you ever played a video game?

1828
01:01:55,160 --> 01:01:56,160
I was like, yeah.

1829
01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:57,160
He's like, you got it.

1830
01:01:57,160 --> 01:01:58,160
I'm like, what?

1831
01:01:58,160 --> 01:01:59,160
And I couldn't get it started.

1832
01:01:59,160 --> 01:02:04,080
It took me like three hours to turn it on because I didn't know you had to have your

1833
01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:07,500
seatbelt on and the thing over you for it to just start.

1834
01:02:07,500 --> 01:02:12,200
And then once I get it, we're on like this steep ass hill in this backyard and this really

1835
01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:14,960
like very wealthy neighborhood in Madison.

1836
01:02:14,960 --> 01:02:19,180
And we're trying to terrace his backyard and we're digging up these boulders like straight

1837
01:02:19,180 --> 01:02:20,180
up boulders, dude.

1838
01:02:20,180 --> 01:02:22,340
It looked like a fucking meteorite.

1839
01:02:22,340 --> 01:02:25,940
And we're tying a chain around the bucket and then trying to get it around the boulder

1840
01:02:25,940 --> 01:02:27,280
to pull it out.

1841
01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:28,920
And then we got this one out, dude.

1842
01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:32,640
And it just started rolling down the hill directly towards the house.

1843
01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:36,200
And I was like, damn, I just murdered a family.

1844
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:37,720
And their home is gone.

1845
01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:38,720
This is going to be bad.

1846
01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:39,720
But then it stopped.

1847
01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:40,720
So we're all good.

1848
01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:41,720
There's another time.

1849
01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:44,440
Were you just standing there like staring at it while it was rolling down?

1850
01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:46,000
I mean, I'm not going to go try and catch it.

1851
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:47,000
No, I know.

1852
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:48,000
That's what I'm saying.

1853
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:49,000
You didn't run after you just stared at it, right?

1854
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:59,000
I mean, I'm in the excavator and I'm just like, well, gotta look for another job.

1855
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:05,560
There's another time that same job we were like trying to demolish this storm shelter

1856
01:03:05,560 --> 01:03:06,680
that was underground.

1857
01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:11,160
So we had to like dig it out and dig a trench around it.

1858
01:03:11,160 --> 01:03:16,320
And we were trying to cut off the roof and just collapse it in on itself and just bury

1859
01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:17,480
all of it.

1860
01:03:17,480 --> 01:03:23,020
And so I had a stone saw, which you have to like attach a water hose to, to spray the

1861
01:03:23,020 --> 01:03:26,660
blade so it doesn't overheat or melt or whatever.

1862
01:03:26,660 --> 01:03:32,760
And I'm standing on top of the roof trying to cut out what I'm standing on.

1863
01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:39,700
So I would fall into this like 12 foot hole with water is filling up in it from the saw.

1864
01:03:39,700 --> 01:03:43,560
There's exposed rebar from where we cut off the sides.

1865
01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:49,240
And then the saw is also plugged in to the electrical outlet.

1866
01:03:49,240 --> 01:03:51,360
And then I'm trying to move it and it won't move.

1867
01:03:51,360 --> 01:03:57,560
And I look and the extension cord is in the people's pool and I'm like ankle deep in water.

1868
01:03:57,560 --> 01:04:02,120
And my friend is in the excavator banging the top of the roof that I'm standing on with

1869
01:04:02,120 --> 01:04:04,720
the bucket to try to get it to fall.

1870
01:04:04,720 --> 01:04:10,080
So if it would have fell, I would have got impaled by rebar, electrocuted, drowned, dropped

1871
01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:12,840
the saw on myself.

1872
01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:15,640
I mean it would have been like a crazy death.

1873
01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:18,800
It would have had to have been, I probably would have had like three caskets.

1874
01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:20,800
You know what I mean?

1875
01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:23,080
You would have made it on the video.

1876
01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:25,800
It would have been like, man, we can't even get this dude out.

1877
01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:26,800
Yeah.

1878
01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:27,800
That's horrible.

1879
01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:28,800
That's what scares me, dude.

1880
01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:29,800
Cause you imagine Brandon doing a joke.

1881
01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:33,440
If he said that to me, he's like, oh, it's like a video game.

1882
01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:36,360
He's going to sit in his room and I would have accidentally probably ran into where

1883
01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:37,360
he was sitting at.

1884
01:04:37,360 --> 01:04:39,360
Would have been like, oh, it's a game, huh?

1885
01:04:39,360 --> 01:04:40,360
How did this happen?

1886
01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:41,360
Oh man, it's GTA.

1887
01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:42,360
Cause you're dead.

1888
01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:43,360
All right.

1889
01:04:43,360 --> 01:04:44,360
I'm sorry.

1890
01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:51,000
I told you I didn't know how to use this shit and now I look where we at.

1891
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:56,320
Brandon shouldn't be using any heavy machinery in the slightest.

1892
01:04:56,320 --> 01:04:58,520
A cash register is the heaviest thing.

1893
01:04:58,520 --> 01:04:59,520
Exactly.

1894
01:04:59,520 --> 01:05:03,960
What do you feel safe on a fucking, what is that Cadillac Escalade or whatever they call

1895
01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:04,960
those things?

1896
01:05:04,960 --> 01:05:05,960
Whatever they call them dude.

1897
01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:06,960
They call them things.

1898
01:05:06,960 --> 01:05:07,960
They reach the edge in the night.

1899
01:05:07,960 --> 01:05:08,960
Those nice little cars.

1900
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:09,960
I like Cadillacs.

1901
01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:10,960
That's like the biggest car.

1902
01:05:10,960 --> 01:05:11,960
I'm a Cadillac.

1903
01:05:11,960 --> 01:05:16,760
Well, that one's big, but you know the other Cadillacs.

1904
01:05:16,760 --> 01:05:17,920
They're big too.

1905
01:05:17,920 --> 01:05:19,480
They're like known for being large.

1906
01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:20,480
Wait, the long ones?

1907
01:05:20,480 --> 01:05:21,480
The small ones?

1908
01:05:21,480 --> 01:05:22,480
The small long ones?

1909
01:05:22,480 --> 01:05:28,480
The ones, because I know that's not an SUV, the little tiny, what do they call those?

1910
01:05:28,480 --> 01:05:29,480
The CTS?

1911
01:05:29,480 --> 01:05:30,480
Oh yes, the CTS.

1912
01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:31,480
Is the CTS a CTS?

1913
01:05:31,480 --> 01:05:32,480
CTS I think.

1914
01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:33,480
I think there's two.

1915
01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:34,480
There's a CTS for sure.

1916
01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:35,480
That's the one I want.

1917
01:05:35,480 --> 01:05:36,480
And CVS is a form of stuff.

1918
01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:37,480
CVS.

1919
01:05:37,480 --> 01:05:38,480
CTS Cadillac.

1920
01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:39,480
There we go.

1921
01:05:39,480 --> 01:05:46,480
The CTS V, look that one up.

1922
01:05:46,480 --> 01:05:49,960
That's the one that Hugh Jackman was driving in that Logan movie.

1923
01:05:49,960 --> 01:05:50,960
He said the V?

1924
01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:51,960
At the beginning.

1925
01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:52,960
Oh yeah.

1926
01:05:52,960 --> 01:05:53,960
He said fire.

1927
01:05:53,960 --> 01:05:54,960
What, this?

1928
01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:56,960
Yeah, he was driving like an armored one of those.

1929
01:05:56,960 --> 01:06:01,760
Oh man, dude, that's always been my dream to have like a Cadillac like that.

1930
01:06:01,760 --> 01:06:05,320
You remember the 1928 one Al Capone had that was proof?

1931
01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:07,120
No, don't want to remember.

1932
01:06:07,120 --> 01:06:08,120
Can you look it up?

1933
01:06:08,120 --> 01:06:10,520
Yes man, let me show you this beautiful piece of art.

1934
01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:13,560
You remember that car from 100 years ago that nobody's ever seen?

1935
01:06:13,560 --> 01:06:15,560
Not yet, it's close to 100.

1936
01:06:15,560 --> 01:06:16,560
Yeah, it's 96.

1937
01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:19,560
It's right there, it's probably one of those.

1938
01:06:19,560 --> 01:06:22,560
Let's see, Al Capone.

1939
01:06:22,560 --> 01:06:23,560
Yep.

1940
01:06:23,560 --> 01:06:27,200
Look at this car, man.

1941
01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:30,360
That looks like the Joker's car.

1942
01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:31,360
I know, it's nice.

1943
01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:33,360
And then like where's the end?

1944
01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:36,600
Hopefully we find you good ends here because they have things where you could-

1945
01:06:36,600 --> 01:06:37,600
It looks terrible, dude.

1946
01:06:37,600 --> 01:06:41,240
I know, it looks terrible, but they have stuff that, I mean, it's probably shit now, but

1947
01:06:41,240 --> 01:06:44,640
back in the day, man, you could raise it up and protect everything.

1948
01:06:44,640 --> 01:06:47,480
It'd be like a tank.

1949
01:06:47,480 --> 01:06:48,480
It is kind of cool.

1950
01:06:48,480 --> 01:06:50,800
Oh, and also it had police radars on it too.

1951
01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:54,080
So the police came, you could listen to the radio and go beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,

1952
01:06:54,080 --> 01:06:55,160
and warn you.

1953
01:06:55,160 --> 01:06:56,160
You can still get one of those.

1954
01:06:56,160 --> 01:06:57,160
Oh yeah, yeah, one of mine.

1955
01:06:57,160 --> 01:06:58,160
Yeah, I have a family member that has one.

1956
01:06:58,160 --> 01:06:59,160
Yeah, I remember he used to show me, he was like, just how you do it?

1957
01:06:59,160 --> 01:07:00,160
And I was like, okay.

1958
01:07:00,160 --> 01:07:01,160
Oh, there's somebody getting murdered.

1959
01:07:01,160 --> 01:07:06,160
But guess what?

1960
01:07:06,160 --> 01:07:07,160
I don't need that, man.

1961
01:07:07,160 --> 01:07:08,160
I just have my eyes and look around.

1962
01:07:08,160 --> 01:07:10,160
I can see it.

1963
01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:11,160
It's all you need, man.

1964
01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:13,120
Yeah, I see a good cop coming.

1965
01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:14,120
You got good vision, Brandon?

1966
01:07:14,120 --> 01:07:15,120
Nah, not really, man.

1967
01:07:15,120 --> 01:07:18,600
I haven't been to eye doctoring in years.

1968
01:07:18,600 --> 01:07:19,600
Can you see?

1969
01:07:19,600 --> 01:07:23,880
Oh, I mean, yeah, I mean back in the day.

1970
01:07:23,880 --> 01:07:24,880
Can you read this?

1971
01:07:24,880 --> 01:07:26,400
Yeah, please don't do coke in the bathroom.

1972
01:07:26,400 --> 01:07:27,400
Okay.

1973
01:07:27,400 --> 01:07:28,560
Well, he's also seen that sign a whole lot.

1974
01:07:28,560 --> 01:07:29,560
Can you read this?

1975
01:07:29,560 --> 01:07:32,760
I can see the silver dollar comedy nights.

1976
01:07:32,760 --> 01:07:34,480
Okay, now you can see that.

1977
01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:35,480
I can see pretty good.

1978
01:07:35,480 --> 01:07:39,520
I remember they had me wear glasses before, like when I was in high school or something,

1979
01:07:39,520 --> 01:07:44,720
it was like some reading glasses or something with the little square at the bottom.

1980
01:07:44,720 --> 01:07:47,960
And then you had the thing where you could see normally on one side.

1981
01:07:47,960 --> 01:07:48,960
Oh, like bifocals?

1982
01:07:48,960 --> 01:07:49,960
Yeah, bifocals.

1983
01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:50,960
I used to have to wear those.

1984
01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:51,960
How fucking old are you, dude?

1985
01:07:51,960 --> 01:07:56,280
I used to have to wear bifocals, but I kept losing them or breaking them.

1986
01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:58,000
So what does this say right here?

1987
01:07:58,000 --> 01:07:59,000
Oh my gosh.

1988
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:00,000
Finding you're funny.

1989
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:01,000
Two thumbs up.

1990
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:02,000
I can't do after that.

1991
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:05,000
But I feel like nobody could do after that.

1992
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:06,000
You got pretty good eyesight.

1993
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:10,000
Damn, because I am licensed to give you an eye exam.

1994
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:12,120
Ooh, discounted and all?

1995
01:08:12,120 --> 01:08:14,600
I mean, we can just do it right here, dude.

1996
01:08:14,600 --> 01:08:15,600
Okay.

1997
01:08:15,600 --> 01:08:19,360
I mean, I don't have any equipment.

1998
01:08:19,360 --> 01:08:20,880
I also don't do the exams.

1999
01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:21,880
Oh, okay.

2000
01:08:21,880 --> 01:08:22,880
All right.

2001
01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:23,880
Be nice.

2002
01:08:23,880 --> 01:08:24,880
Be nice.

2003
01:08:24,880 --> 01:08:25,880
Brandon, we just did.

2004
01:08:25,880 --> 01:08:26,880
You can read that.

2005
01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:27,880
Oh yeah, I'm a good man.

2006
01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:28,880
Look at this.

2007
01:08:28,880 --> 01:08:29,880
We already got it all good.

2008
01:08:29,880 --> 01:08:30,880
I'm good.

2009
01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:31,880
I can read.

2010
01:08:31,880 --> 01:08:32,880
I'm a good man.

2011
01:08:32,880 --> 01:08:33,880
I can read.

2012
01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:34,880
I can read perfectly from afar.

2013
01:08:34,880 --> 01:08:37,880
So I feel like I outgrew that, man.

2014
01:08:37,880 --> 01:08:41,360
I don't need to buy bifucking lingo glasses.

2015
01:08:41,360 --> 01:08:45,920
Brandon actually reversed macular degeneration to the first human ever.

2016
01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:46,920
Yeah.

2017
01:08:46,920 --> 01:08:47,920
It's crazy.

2018
01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:48,920
Yeah, man.

2019
01:08:48,920 --> 01:08:49,920
Do you have a problem with seeing up close?

2020
01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:52,920
Because if you have reading glasses, that would imply that you're farsighted.

2021
01:08:52,920 --> 01:08:56,720
I don't know why I did that in my hands.

2022
01:08:56,720 --> 01:08:57,720
He's reading his poems.

2023
01:08:57,720 --> 01:08:58,720
That's what I was doing.

2024
01:08:58,720 --> 01:08:59,720
Yeah, it'll get a little blurry.

2025
01:08:59,720 --> 01:09:00,720
I feel like that happens to everybody.

2026
01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:01,720
That's everybody.

2027
01:09:01,720 --> 01:09:02,720
That's everybody.

2028
01:09:02,720 --> 01:09:03,720
I can see right here.

2029
01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:04,720
Look, ingredients, purified water.

2030
01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:05,720
You got that calcium, a little bit of chloride.

2031
01:09:05,720 --> 01:09:06,720
I'm not sure what that is.

2032
01:09:06,720 --> 01:09:13,720
And then sodium, okay, hold on, bicarbonate.

2033
01:09:13,720 --> 01:09:16,720
That's for you.

2034
01:09:16,720 --> 01:09:19,720
That's good.

2035
01:09:19,720 --> 01:09:20,720
Bicarbonate.

2036
01:09:20,720 --> 01:09:21,720
All right.

2037
01:09:21,720 --> 01:09:22,720
It likes both men and women.

2038
01:09:22,720 --> 01:09:23,720
Purified by reverse osmosis.

2039
01:09:23,720 --> 01:09:24,720
Osmosis Jones.

2040
01:09:24,720 --> 01:09:25,720
Osmosis.

2041
01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:26,720
Yeah.

2042
01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:27,720
Osmosis.

2043
01:09:27,720 --> 01:09:28,720
Osmosis.

2044
01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:29,720
That's what it is.

2045
01:09:29,720 --> 01:09:30,720
Osmosis.

2046
01:09:30,720 --> 01:09:31,720
Osmosis.

2047
01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:32,720
Osmosis.

2048
01:09:32,720 --> 01:09:33,720
Osmosis.

2049
01:09:33,720 --> 01:09:38,160
All right, here.

2050
01:09:38,160 --> 01:09:40,720
We got to go, but after, we're going to go after this.

2051
01:09:40,720 --> 01:09:45,160
Why don't you read the ingredients in this right here.

2052
01:09:45,160 --> 01:09:46,160
Good catch, bro.

2053
01:09:46,160 --> 01:09:47,160
Yeah, that was nice, wasn't it?

2054
01:09:47,160 --> 01:09:48,160
All right.

2055
01:09:48,160 --> 01:09:51,760
Top shelf, king nitric oxide.

2056
01:09:51,760 --> 01:09:54,840
Your kingdom will come.

2057
01:09:54,840 --> 01:09:58,480
More size, more blood flow, less fatigue.

2058
01:09:58,480 --> 01:09:59,480
That's not the ingredient.

2059
01:09:59,480 --> 01:10:00,480
Oh, shoot, my bad.

2060
01:10:00,480 --> 01:10:01,480
I got happy.

2061
01:10:01,480 --> 01:10:02,480
Let me see.

2062
01:10:02,480 --> 01:10:03,480
I got happy.

2063
01:10:03,480 --> 01:10:04,480
I got happy.

2064
01:10:04,480 --> 01:10:05,480
All the ingredients.

2065
01:10:05,480 --> 01:10:06,480
Damn, man.

2066
01:10:06,480 --> 01:10:07,480
Just try it.

2067
01:10:07,480 --> 01:10:08,480
Hypromellosis, right?

2068
01:10:08,480 --> 01:10:09,480
Mellos?

2069
01:10:09,480 --> 01:10:10,480
We don't know.

2070
01:10:10,480 --> 01:10:11,480
Capsule, magnesium, stearates.

2071
01:10:11,480 --> 01:10:12,480
And then you got silicone dioxide, micro crystalline cellulose.

2072
01:10:12,480 --> 01:10:13,480
Yeah.

2073
01:10:13,480 --> 01:10:14,480
And then it says, setrea is a registered trait.

2074
01:10:14,480 --> 01:10:15,480
What the fuck is that?

2075
01:10:15,480 --> 01:10:16,480
The kaiwaka?

2076
01:10:16,480 --> 01:10:17,480
The kaiwaka.

2077
01:10:17,480 --> 01:10:18,480
The kaiwaka.

2078
01:10:18,480 --> 01:10:19,480
The kaiwaka.

2079
01:10:19,480 --> 01:10:20,480
The kaiwaka.

2080
01:10:20,480 --> 01:10:21,480
The kaiwaka.

2081
01:10:21,480 --> 01:10:22,480
The kaiwaka.

2082
01:10:22,480 --> 01:10:23,480
The kaiwaka.

2083
01:10:23,480 --> 01:10:24,480
The kaiwaka.

2084
01:10:24,480 --> 01:10:25,480
The kaiwaka.

2085
01:10:25,480 --> 01:10:26,480
The kaiwaka.

2086
01:10:26,480 --> 01:10:27,480
The kaiwaka.

2087
01:10:27,480 --> 01:10:28,480
The kaiwaka.

2088
01:10:28,480 --> 01:10:29,480
The kaiwaka.

2089
01:10:29,480 --> 01:10:40,480
The kaiwaka.

2090
01:10:40,480 --> 01:10:45,940
What was the biohaka?

2091
01:10:45,940 --> 01:10:50,080
What was the biohaka?

2092
01:10:50,080 --> 01:10:53,300
You said scrolled down.

2093
01:10:53,300 --> 01:10:56,360
Wait, so wait, I don't.

2094
01:10:56,360 --> 01:10:57,600
Dude, I'm not.

2095
01:10:57,600 --> 01:11:00,240
Oh, yeah, Brandon, that's the company, man.

2096
01:11:00,880 --> 01:11:02,320
That's not an ingredient.

2097
01:11:02,320 --> 01:11:05,720
It's Kiyohako Bio Company.

2098
01:11:06,440 --> 01:11:08,800
It's a Japanese, looks Japanese.

2099
01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:11,680
But yeah, I mean, you were killing that other.

2100
01:11:11,680 --> 01:11:13,480
I know, right, man? I know.

2101
01:11:13,480 --> 01:11:14,280
I'm getting there.

2102
01:11:14,280 --> 01:11:16,840
Boy, I see you skip some of these.

2103
01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:19,720
I'm like, we're not going to death.

2104
01:11:21,200 --> 01:11:22,680
Dom, you go ahead.

2105
01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:25,320
You know, I just probably be.

2106
01:11:25,320 --> 01:11:27,520
All right.

2107
01:11:27,760 --> 01:11:30,160
Hydro melatonus.

2108
01:11:31,400 --> 01:11:36,200
Magnesium, sterate, silicone dioxide,

2109
01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:41,160
microcrystalline, cellulose.

2110
01:11:42,720 --> 01:11:44,040
You did all the easy ones.

2111
01:11:44,040 --> 01:11:45,640
That's the fucking whole ingredients.

2112
01:11:45,640 --> 01:11:46,080
What are you talking about?

2113
01:11:46,080 --> 01:11:47,520
Look down on the list.

2114
01:11:47,520 --> 01:11:50,720
Yeah, it's a little harder words.

2115
01:11:50,720 --> 01:11:53,120
What do you that's literally all the ingredients.

2116
01:11:53,120 --> 01:11:55,400
Oh, no, this.

2117
01:11:58,560 --> 01:12:01,400
Once there's a space, that's not the ingredients right here.

2118
01:12:03,040 --> 01:12:07,120
That's not the fucking ingredients do this and nutrition, nutritional facts.

2119
01:12:07,120 --> 01:12:19,200
Vitamin C, vitamin D3.

2120
01:12:23,400 --> 01:12:24,400
They're hard, dude.

2121
01:12:24,400 --> 01:12:32,040
Chlorutrolin. Nitro, ZIG, probably Zine.

2122
01:12:32,040 --> 01:12:35,960
That's not a German.

2123
01:12:35,960 --> 01:12:38,040
Yeah, I don't even know.

2124
01:12:38,040 --> 01:12:39,720
I haven't tried that one.

2125
01:12:39,720 --> 01:12:41,400
Ceratia,

2126
01:12:43,560 --> 01:12:44,720
that's a one star.

2127
01:12:44,720 --> 01:12:48,120
Mena Q9 SK2.

2128
01:12:50,240 --> 01:12:51,600
Yeah, that's it.

2129
01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:54,240
That's it. Hey, that's all for us guys.

2130
01:12:54,240 --> 01:12:58,480
We covered a lot today inside out to Hitler.

2131
01:12:58,480 --> 01:13:02,000
A little bit, we've touched on stealing money for charity.

2132
01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:03,880
Yes. Brandon's Robin Hood.

2133
01:13:03,880 --> 01:13:05,040
That's what I learned today.

2134
01:13:05,040 --> 01:13:05,640
That's what he's doing.

2135
01:13:05,640 --> 01:13:07,080
He is robbing the hood.

2136
01:13:07,080 --> 01:13:09,920
Yeah, he's robbing the rich hood, though.

2137
01:13:09,920 --> 01:13:11,040
Oh, well, that's fine.

2138
01:13:11,040 --> 01:13:12,160
Yeah, yeah.

2139
01:13:12,160 --> 01:13:13,920
Well, from those motherfuckers.

2140
01:13:13,920 --> 01:13:14,880
Yeah. Yes.

2141
01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:18,160
And if there's ever a court case or something, these are jokes.

2142
01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:19,360
Don't kill me.

2143
01:13:19,360 --> 01:13:20,400
OK.

2144
01:13:20,400 --> 01:13:21,800
Brandon is a Rico.

2145
01:13:21,800 --> 01:13:24,280
And then the next day, we're like, Brandon, what the fuck is this?

2146
01:13:24,640 --> 01:13:25,720
He's laundering money.

2147
01:13:25,720 --> 01:13:26,720
The fuck it was.

2148
01:13:26,720 --> 01:13:28,240
Children take up.

2149
01:13:28,240 --> 01:13:30,680
Now you're acting like freeway Rick Ross from Snowfall.

2150
01:13:30,680 --> 01:13:31,760
You're stealing money.

2151
01:13:31,760 --> 01:13:32,560
You're doing shit.

2152
01:13:32,560 --> 01:13:34,520
You're selling shit that you ain't supposed to sell.

2153
01:13:34,520 --> 01:13:35,440
Go to jail.

2154
01:13:35,440 --> 01:13:37,560
And now I'm in there for the rest of my life

2155
01:13:37,560 --> 01:13:39,640
just because I want to make people fucking happy.

2156
01:13:39,880 --> 01:13:41,920
Yeah, we'll buy you out.

2157
01:13:41,920 --> 01:13:42,680
OK, good.

2158
01:13:42,680 --> 01:13:45,280
Yeah, we'll use all that money you stole from those sick kids.

2159
01:13:47,920 --> 01:13:49,080
All right. Peace.

2160
01:13:49,080 --> 01:14:17,640
Thanks for tuning in.

2161
01:14:17,640 --> 01:14:20,160
Let's all go to college, baby.

2162
01:14:21,800 --> 01:14:22,840
It's with Brandon,

2163
01:14:22,840 --> 01:14:24,000
where it's coming.

2164
01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:25,000
JJ.

2165
01:14:26,480 --> 01:14:29,040
Let's all go to college, baby.

2166
01:14:30,680 --> 01:14:32,840
It's with Brandon, where it's coming.

2167
01:14:32,840 --> 01:14:33,840
JJ.

2168
01:14:33,840 --> 01:14:49,840
Reverse osmosis.