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this week on clown college.

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That's what Reddit told me, dude.

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Yeah, they'll tell you.

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I believe it now.

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That's why I read it.

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He applied for an art school in Austria or like Vienna or something,

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and they're like, nah, man, you suck.

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Damn.

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Okay.

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And then, you know, he got into politics after that, you know,

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and he started doing the beer hall push and he got some cool guys to team up with them.

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And then he started killing the man.

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So what part of this has been bad?

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Welcome to clown college.

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We have profound knowledge in many ways to elevate and make your sound polished.

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So if you want to hear a little honest, a few takes on a ways to make it as a comic,

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let's stick around for a while.

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If you're down to clown, we got the guests right now just to show you how.

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Let's all go to clown college, baby.

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It's with Brandon, when it's down and changing.

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Let's all go to college, baby.

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It's with Brandon, when it's down and changing.

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See if you hear it now.

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Hello.

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Yeah, I got it.

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It's on there.

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And we're back.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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What episode is this, Brandon?

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This is episode 32.

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I think he's right.

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Yeah.

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I think he's right. Yeah.

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33.

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This is 33.

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I don't know.

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No, I think 32.

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Hey, I'm not anymore.

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If you've seen the production value went up, that's because we have an Asian.

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Yeah.

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Got to love him, dude.

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Hell yeah.

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Finding your funny.

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Oh, I forgot we had that.

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By Alex Z.

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I love this.

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I love this so much.

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We're going to put a.

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The actual films on that VHS tape.

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Oh, if anybody had a fucking VHS anymore.

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Could you imagine like you do?

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Yep.

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Oh, my God.

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I look up.

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You were you rewind it with the pencil and everything.

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Oh, I rarely use the only time I used it was to watch like old Summer Slam videos.

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For my 1993.

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Dude, I had the Summer Slam.

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What Summer Slam do you have?

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I think I have Summer Slam 94 and then I have like a bunch of the raw episodes,

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like from back to back from 95 and I think 96 and 7, maybe even 98.

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Damn.

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Damn, those were the Jordan years.

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Hell yeah.

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Second run.

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So this is my me and JJ both just started working.

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40 hours a week.

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And make you sound so suspicious.

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Because because this is my third energy drink today.

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And I had to hit JJ up because he is the energy drink connoisseur.

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I wanted to get your list of top five energy drink.

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Dude, off the dome.

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I made it now. I developed this list over several years and obviously there's some

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subjectivity. Everybody likes different flavors, but if you don't agree with me,

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you're wrong on this one.

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My favorite C4.

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Like I want to choose one from each big brand because I don't want to be, you know,

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weird about it.

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Yeah.

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Favorite C4 is strawberry watermelon ice.

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I don't like all that candy collaboration they got going on, dude.

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It's just too much.

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You want to get energy.

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You want to eat candy.

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D.

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D.

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Yeah.

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And then Bucked Up.

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The Miami flavor now.

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Brandon, look, this one.

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I never heard Bucked Up Miami.

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Now this one has 300 milligrams of caffeine.

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That's a hundred more than the C4.

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So you get a little bit more pep in your step.

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I guess they sell it as a pre-workout too.

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But yeah, the candy.

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That's it, dude.

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Look at that.

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Is that everywhere?

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No, that's and you've got to go to the five star on the corner of capshaw

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And all over bed road do it and you find one of them, but don't go there because they're mine, dude

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I'll buy all them

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Monster zero red or ultra red. Okay. Yeah ultra red. That's a good classic how to throw a monster in there

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the rise sunny d

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That's the morning time energy kind of what it's sunny d flavor. Let me search this up rise with a y

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Oh sunny d sunny d has a fucking well, it's a sunny d collaboration with this company dude

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It's so fucking good right there, bro

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I've never seen that the ride. They have a kool-aid a ring pop

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Baja blast

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I gotta look this up a lot of shit dude, but the sunny d is my favorite. It tastes just like sunny d man

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Really? Yeah, not it doesn't have like the sugar in it that's honey d does so it's like kind of tastes like a diet

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It's honey d but that that flavors there bro. You close your eyes. You're in first grade dude

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Your uncle's molesting you or whatever

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I'm sorry, man. That was on call four dude. That was on me. He said oh, no, it's okay

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And then the last one

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He's hey whatever help

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Damn

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You say his sunny d rise. Oh, man. I'm sorry. Damn that that that's good. I'm glad they did it like that sunny d rise

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Yeah, yeah, you're rising. So is your dick. That's what I feel like morning wood morning wood

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Rooster crows. Yeah

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You gotta hack it

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Whoa what you know, you gotta you gotta do something that's standing up. So you gotta get it down

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How do you get it down brana? Well

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by either sex or

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You gotta whack the bush

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Whack it. Why the bush? Yes, two things sex or whack it

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Do you take do you take your uh pubic hair and then wrap it around the head of your penis?

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No, it does that itself

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What the fuck you got a boa constrictor pubes dude pulling it

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I don't know that's what's trying to wake me up or something

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then I stand up and I gotta and then I get kind of stuck and gotta go to the restroom and just

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Untangle it. Yep. Yeah this yeah because like why are they moving ever since middle school?

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I had that problem. I played basketball and I don't know why

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But uh, I would jump or something and then I don't know. Okay

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So this thing is this good. Okay, so we all know, you know, you man. Okay, I got it. I got a normal

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Thing right and then sometimes they'll hide when it's like working out or something, right?

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And then when it goes back into this little

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Little you know what? I mean little little what is that? No, it's when it when it closes

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Uh, uh, they close it pull the hairs with it and then I would jump and when I would jump and try to do a layup

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Or something it would yank me back to the ground

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That's not how physics works, but and that shit it gets caught up in there. Yes

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Yeah, so you're saying it's like a tractor beam kind of situation

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It like retracts and they just get caught up in there. It goes with it. Yeah, it can happen at any moment

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That's why I invested in man. Yep who were sponsored by

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I don't they would never do is it an appropriate question to ask somebody if they're circumcised or not? Is that a pit?

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I don't know

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Like okay, what you mean? So, okay, so I don't know them dude

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So the difference what's the difference circumcise that you have the foreskin or you can look it up now

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Yeah, look at that. They got medical. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Let's see. Yeah, and this is completely educational. This is not

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Weird at all sized versus uncircumcised. Yeah

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Yeah, man, I mean

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It's do you got the hood or so you really don't know right now like as we speak right now

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All right, click on that image. Yep. Okay

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Okay, so

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Because it's not like that it's like the the circumcised one but every once in a while it can close

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Oh, then you're circumcised probably I would say okay. Maybe you just got like, you know

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Well kind of shitty job done when you were a kid. Yeah

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That could be it because I'll man it still happens sometimes

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I just like walk if I sit down too long and stand up. Oh, oh

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One minute everybody freak on blood. What's wrong? I'm like nothing. I just I gotta go wait

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What is that about? Oh, I'm talking about like trying to stand up or something. They can hurt and I just yeah

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But oh shit when you stand up your penis hurts. No, I'm talking about I'm talking about what happened with remember the basketball thing

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The hair yes, oh the hair is inside

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But why are they moving independently like the hairs what's rustling around in there?

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You say what's moving what's moving? I think when I move

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It's like everything's there and then the hair do oh i'm here too. So then they just all meet together

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Yeah, and they get caught until they get in the situation and then you know, I gotta go in there and break it up

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I got long taint hair. Yeah

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So that's why I'm asked I can braid it

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Okay, me too. Actually, yeah, yeah. I did one time. I'm glad this is a

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bonding moment

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I mean I could try but my arthritis would try to circumcise man learn how to swim and now i'm circumcised you learn as well

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Yeah, so what happened was uh, we went to the kiddie pool and I was like fucking man

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I'm just gonna do this and I swam like back and forth weirdly, but I did it the kiddie for yes

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And it was like what was it the highest it was was like four feet or five feet

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Oh, that's not and I just I went from there to the one. Oh shit feet came back and I did good

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You didn't get no feet on the ground

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No, man

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I mean I did one thing where I got like to the real lower level and accidentally like got excited and started wiggling my feet

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And bam hit the fucking bottom

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When you stubbed your toe under water and it was a rough start too because like when I got there

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I brought my swim trunks and shit

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And I and I went out there I grabbed it, you know, everybody was out there looking at me

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I'll be right back and then I realized I couldn't fit none of them

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And so I was just standing in the bathroom for a minute like damn man

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I don't want to go back out there and be like I can't swim because my I don't I can't fit my shit

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You're swimming trunks. Yeah, because I was like dude. I can't I can't do it. These are gonna rip

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And there's kids outside. Yeah

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Happening and then the other one I was okay

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This one kind of works until I bent over and tried to pick something up and then it just came out

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I was like, nah, man, this is not gonna work the table's turned

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The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree dude, we don't need that

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So I was like I ran the walmart and just got me some modella swim trunks and modella. Yep

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Oh, they also had pbr, but dude the modella was fucking dope. Yeah

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Yeah, and then I got some modello day

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And pro tip dude, you need some extra room in the swim trunks. Just cut that webbing out. You don't need it

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You don't you don't that little do you wear underwear under your swim trunks?

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Not when i'm swimming, but when I wear them as shorts, I do oh I wear underwear

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I don't think that's weird, but I don't like you. I don't want the I don't want the netting in there because i'm

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Probably wear underwear

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If you're gonna if you're gonna go no net bra, you need something to contain it

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dude

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I had these uh fucking

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polo

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Uh swimming trunks and they were short like your the shorts you wear. Yeah, and uh, they were badass, but I didn't realize

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That whenever you get they get wet

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See right through them motherfuckers

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So we were out with a couple friends and we was in hawaii and I was out like and they were like you want to come

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To the beach with us and all that stuff

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So i'm like, hell yeah, I go out there. I come out the water. I'm like

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And I look down i'm like, oh my god. Yeah

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Yeah

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You can see my whole dick. Oh, no

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There's families out there are the yellow

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Yellow like a pale yellow. Yeah, like a pale yellow. No netting

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Like I don't even know why they did that swim trunks. No, they were swim trunks. I think I still got them

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He's like women's nighttime shorts. I

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He's like they're really short and there's no netting in there and they're real thin and see-through

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Yeah, I think you wore lingerie on the beach. I don't know

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Actually, I almost bought those pairs while I was at the warm because they had like a simpson one and I was like walking

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With it and then I opened it. I was like, wait a minute. It says board shorts, but there's no fucking net

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I can't do this. So then I had to put it back and get the modella. Yeah, boy shorts is a

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Can you imagine branding out there some boys?

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No, man one bad fucking flip because I like to flip I can

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jumping and punching in the water

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And uh, yeah one bad flip is gonna die. We all need that

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Yeah, that'll be the worst day of my life, dude

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I remember when you only seen boy shorts whenever you were messing with a girl, dude

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I was driving in here from work. I turned in here girl had a

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Jean shorts on and like from far away like my vision even though I got contacts and they're old prescription

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I can't really you know

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But so I'm like I'm like damn it looks like those things are really short and I go over the speed bump and I'm like

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Oh, oh both of her ass cheeks were out. She was skinny. Yeah nice little ass on her and uh, I love this now

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I'm with scott curtis. I love what they're doing with these short shorts. Yeah. Yeah, man

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I mean, it's just crazy the the ones that are crazy to me are like the bell bottom

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Yoga pants or the leggings, you know, like now they got the flare out at the bottom

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I can't tell if I love that or I hate that with all of my heart dude. I don't know what you're saying

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You said what type of yoga pants?

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The bell bottom yoga. Okay. Yeah flare pants dude

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Bell bottom flare it just said ben shapiro sister

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Have you seen her? I've seen those google it

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I'm scared people are going to like pause on my google searches. Whatever. Uh,

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Oh, see now these are the ones from the joke. I'm not these aren't the ones i'm click on those blue ones up there

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Fabletics kevin hart's ass wearing them. Yeah, let's see those

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Those this is what I think I was thinking. Yes that right there. Yeah, I don't like those

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It's just like a v-neck for your waist. I don't know how I feel about it

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I mean the flare out at the end. I guess that's cool or whatever. No, I don't like it. Wait, let's see

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What's down there? She give us an example

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What do you think about that brand can you examine that oh did they really just do that? Wow. Wow

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Wow, could you imagine dante and those are fucking tees? Why are you slowly putting your phone in your pocket? Nobody does that

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Yeah, isn't it crazy dante has a fatter camel toes in her

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Not really dude, let's get dante a fair of these dude, they make uh, 4x

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Well, he's on crutches right now dude, it's gonna be hard for him to get them on he did a whole set and didn't

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Address the crutches. Yeah. Well, not it's one

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It's not crutches, it's crutch

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Yeah, crutching what what happened how did he end up on crutches? I think he was in the new high school musical

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He said it was something in the band. I think like a high school outperformed him. He was

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battling. Yeah, that's exactly he said he said never

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I said dante what happened? He's like, I don't want to say nothing about it, but

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Never dance battle with high schoolers and I was like I didn't plan on it

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I don't really I don't hang around him that often. I can't remember the last time I talked to a high schooler

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Yeah, besides my family, dude

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Yeah, yeah, I don't think I have when I was a student teacher. That was the last time. Yeah. Yeah, and I hated it then

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But dante has the mind to hang out with high schooler. Yeah. Yeah

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Yeah

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Yeah

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I mean, well, yeah, there's two ways that could go. Yeah, let's be honest dude

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Smooth selling you crashing that boat

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Yeah, and he's already injured dude, I don't know

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Man, I love him man. He was that was that was great. I remember he did one set

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I don't remember which one it was where he scared. I thought he gonna slip with that crutch and fall

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I know I gotta go help. I can't believe he didn't say anything about I thought he would I thought he had a funny job

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About oh, yeah. Yeah

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That's be that's getting better

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You know, he doesn't know it. No, we shouldn't tell it on here. We should have him want to tell him. Yeah

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That's a good idea. Yeah, dude, we should uplift his spirit. Yeah

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Yeah, we're gonna have him want to tell him which of our skits is based off of him

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Oh, yeah, oh shit, but not no more

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Yeah, like half the time every other ride

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Oh, yeah, so I want to tell you guys something I got i'm on the x5 showcase for real. Yeah

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Hell, yeah

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I get to be like jj

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Hey follow the jj's footsteps. Let's go up there. Oh, yeah go up first dude draw number one

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I already I feel like I feel like that's gonna happen

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You know, I mean I kind of I I kind of figured it was gonna have for some reason

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I'm always going for you always go for i've been going last recently

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And that's okay, too

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I guess well see it depends on where you like you never want to go last that fat sammy's because you won't have a crowd

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I don't know if there was any body in there besides comics when I went. Yeah, exactly

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But I had fun. I guess yeah, I wish you killed uh, uh, first of all and that joke would have worked

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Called me out for that joke would have worked. I'm sitting next to scott. He was like no

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I didn't even say anything to him

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He's like, oh that would have worked if he would have paused like you told me in real life

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And you didn't say nothing about the the they were white they were racist and white in the hood

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well, I thought I figured if I said they had a confederate flag, there would be

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There's not gonna be a lot of black people in the hood with confederate

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Flag, maybe in alabama. I saw I guess anything

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Yeah, it is 20 because you or you didn't you got I think you should specify that they're white in the hood and they're

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Racists and that the white girl was saying, um

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The hard are yeah. Oh, yeah, I didn't say you know what I mean? You know if you if you if you if you based it

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Like that bombs. Yeah

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Yeah, that dude that that whole story is wild. That was

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I was actually scared bro

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That's a reason to be legitimately scared. You should tell

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Uh, oh, yeah, dude. It's so

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You know my dad loves a good deal. Who doesn't my dad? My dad has some weird tendencies with vehicles. He

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Goes through them pretty fast and he's always looking for some automotive work and he met this dude at a gas station

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I think i'm not gonna say his name. It was cody and

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Cody lived, uh if huntsville had a hood this was it dude like it's that's statistically the most crime

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time ridden street in huntsville and we're there and dude, it's like

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Pitbulls and just little mini grills and shit outside. There's just people, you know, just just being themselves

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and uh

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You know what I mean?

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And I walk in and we go there to this dude cody's house to get

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The alternator or something changed and the house is not done

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Like it is falling apart you walk in and you see the wood you see it's the frame of the house with like

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some

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Fucking plywood around it. You know, it's a it's an interesting setup. Yeah, dude

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Maybe we can record the podcast

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but

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This dude like it's a weird vibe when I get there they're

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Talking about they would him and this dude that work together. They're smoking weed drinking beers, you know

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Americans and then they start start dropping the in bomb hard art and these people are so white

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so white and

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They only have one decoration in the house and it's a confederate flag

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They're making a statement dude, whatever the opposite of gentrification is

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colonization, that's what they're doing man, and they just go in there and

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Dude, i'm getting goosebumps thinking about it. I hate I hated it so much

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this this lady comes in this white woman and

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She's like shaking tweaking and she's like and and the dude instantly knows something is up

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He's like, what the fuck did you do? Like I'm not gonna say exactly what he said

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There was some crimes dude, but and then she was she was like, uh, I robbed a drug dealer down the street

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I stole like a whole jug of Vicodin or like percocet from him. I think he's gonna come in and kill us

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And I was like 19 and I'm just sitting there and I'm thinking I'm like, wait a minute

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us

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I'm gonna die in this fucking place dude, because if you look at me there if I'm like, no, I'm not with them

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They're not believing that dude not for a second. Oh, yeah, nice try

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And yeah, but no we left and um, it's fine

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Did y'all leave right after that like because you know that so y'all stick to your dad was like fuck. I need my carpet

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Well, he was like, well the alternator is already out

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You know that we can literally can't leave stuck here

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Mechanically, oh, it's always good to have a crack head work on your shit. Yeah, I need a final

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Yeah, they'll do it fast, but you will have to go through shit like that

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This was more of a heroin situation heroin less crack more heroin

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It was they were chill were they sleeping falling asleep?

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Uh, I try to block most of that out

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But yeah, they weren't I mean he was awake after she told him that that puts him

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We about to die, oh yeah wake anybody up

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sober them up. I like watching those videos of people on um

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uh fucking

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Like they're at work or the gas station and they're like falling asleep while they're trying to run

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It up you ever seen those? Yeah

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Yeah, baby, oh yeah

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I love it. I love it. You know degenerates. Yeah

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I love walking into a business and every worker is asleep

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I love that like that happens at waffle house

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Has that ever happened to you? You just see somebody taking a nap in the booth?

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No, and I and I just walk out. I'm not waking them up dude. Let them have their peace

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Dude, did you see that waffle house just raised their minimum salary to like 596? It was like

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There were certain people getting paid 295. Oh, well that servers. That's the minimum wage in alabama for servers is like 294

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Really if you make tips they can give you that much hourly. Oh, they do a top golf

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Mm

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It's fucked up man. Did mark viola leave top golf? I believe so. Yeah, he said fuck that

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He ain't making enough. Hell. Yeah, look I got it

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It went somewhere better proud member of fat samuels now

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Yeah, did you see that dude walking around the waiter yesterday with the bandana on? Yeah, I swear to god

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I thought that was nathan jinx when I first walked in

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Is that the dude that was heckling? I don't think so. See that's what alex said. It wasn't him. I don't think that's him

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No, but they look alike right or no. I'm just like racist. No, I think you're just drunk

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Both times one on beer one on liquor. So, you know, it's just the pathways. Yeah, I haven't been drunk in these last two

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Last night I wasn't drunk happy. I only had two uh basil when I walked in when I walked into fat sammy's last night

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No, I'm like, what's up, man?

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His eyes were glazed over he's like what's up, man?

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Unless there was other substances involved and i'm on i'm off. No, I was just I swear

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Me and dan I had one drink at a restaurant with dan and then one basil hayden, which is delicious

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with them at um

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Basil hayden, it's a bourbon. I think but it's delicious tastes like scotch homeopathic doctor's child's name

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Basil hayden, yes sickle cell anemia

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Barely alive, but we wish him well

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He's barely alive, but we wish him well yes we do

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All right, well that's it hey

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We got a great episode. Yes, we do. Oh, yeah jb the man jona blankenship

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JB fire emoji was that a twitter name? Hell fuck if I know

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I like it though. It was jb fire emoji, but it wasn't the actual emoji. It was just fire emoji spelled out

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JB fire emoji. All right

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Yeah, hell yeah, jonas funniest shit. He got second in the x5. Uh showcase

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Last the 20th of uh, which one are you on the 20th this month?

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Hold on. I think oh, yeah, I think it's the next week isn't it? Yeah, it's the 20th. Yes, it's the 20th

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Damn, dude. Maybe I should check and see if it's june or july

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I think it's the june because they were trying to get people if you're in birmingham at thursday

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I'll say june 20th or july 20th. I'm not sure yet, but i'm pretty sure it's june come out and see you know

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See, have a good time. It's a nice bro. Hell. Yeah, we gotta talk about this. I'm sorry

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I know we gotta go what the dude yesterday

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Who did the fucking song?

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I would have nice as all him. I was like damn dude nico has fallen on some hard time

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That was crazy. He did this song about his dog

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Uh tomato tomato. Yeah, and then he got hit by a car and he turned into ketchup

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Yes, and he did a whole song and my entire plan before that

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He did the song was to go up there and just say the worst things I could think of about him

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Because I was just not happy and i'm like i'm gonna do this and then he won me over

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He didn't he? Yeah, because at first I don't really have a problem with prop comics

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Like I know it's like taboo or whatever in the comic community, but like I'll watch it

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I'll have fun with it and at first i'm like this is the dumbest shit i've ever seen

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Well one of the jokes can we let's just be real one of the jokes was him like oh

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Uh, I

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Mar I met mario. Yeah, and he tried to pay me with this money and he just pulled out like

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Printed off picture of like a gold coin for mario and that was the joke. Yeah, like that was it. So i'm like, okay

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This is but then the song I mean that was genius totally totally won me over

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It brought everybody together

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I was I was and I wasn't laughing ironically at the I was at first I was like what the fuck is happening?

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When he started doing those jokes about the mario and shit and then at the end i'm like i'm legit laughing now

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And I like the song he'll be there tonight and uh, he will be yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we're doing

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That's why we gotta leave because we're going to uh joker's wall

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uh

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Hosted by daniel hardin every

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Second thursday, which is always a good time hundred dollar prize for the best set

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Usually it goes to whoever brings the most people so if you if you've never done stand up

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If you know more than five people you can win a hundred dollars. Oh, yeah, really three

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Yeah, because if you think about it comedians don't really bring people

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No, like the the ones who come out and if you bring three people go up there

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And you don't have to do good or you could do good

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You could do if you if you do okay and you bring three people you're winning that bad boy and you get a hundred fucking dollars

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But you can still laugh at other people's stuff

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Yeah, just laugh get to vote for who you want, but you can laugh at everybody. That's the key

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We don't care who wins but laugh laugh at everything you think is funny

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Because it doesn't go by laughter and then just vote for your whoever you you came there for. Yeah

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Yeah, have fun and have fun at shenanigans comedy theater. Hey

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We're out

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Yeah

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We got some skits

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Hey jaylen, I got you these skittles

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Thanks alex you my nigga, whoa, man, uh, I prefer you didn't call me that that's kind of y'all's thing

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That's kind of y'all's thing

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I'm a ladyboy from the philippines. I see some confused looks

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If you don't know that's like that's like the final boss of transgenders

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Level 99

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So I was pretty stoked obviously

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But yeah, she lives all the way in chattanooga

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She's a ladyboy from the philippines

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She's a ladyboy from the philippines

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She's a ladyboy from the philippines

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She's a ladyboy from the philippines

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She's a ladyboy from the philippines

445
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:54,200
But yeah, she lives all the way in chattanooga and i'm from alabama, obviously

446
00:28:56,760 --> 00:29:00,040
But for me that's like almost three hours just for some butt

447
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,200
It's like is it worth it

448
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:09,160
He said it's not speaking from experience over here

449
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:14,280
Yeah, he said it's not worth it but i'm probably gonna do it i'll be honest

450
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:18,280
I'm probably gonna do it

451
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:21,240
Not only would that technically be my first threesome but

452
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:30,280
I have proudly claimed to not be transphobic and I feel like we're gonna find out this weekend, you know

453
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,000
We're gonna officially find out

454
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:35,320
Plus it would piss my dad off

455
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:38,120
Straight up. He's a baptist preacher

456
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:40,440
Yeah

457
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,440
Any preacher kids in here?

458
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:45,640
Yeah, that's usually the response they're in here. Don't worry

459
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,720
Where's my pen dude

460
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:51,720
I don't know you lost your pen. It's over there

461
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:58,760
Thanks, jack. Look at him. He's so at least somebody's fucking useful around 30 episodes in he's turned into a diva

462
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:00,680
Where's my pen?

463
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:05,800
Do you have cherry seven? Oh you want to talk about what y'all were saying before the fucking thing? Where's my boom arm, dude?

464
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:08,040
I don't know. I bought mine. Damn. Okay

465
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:12,040
I just brought it in my store. You bought yours and you also told Brandon he could have one his

466
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:17,240
In all fairness Brandon never remembers anything else we talk about

467
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:20,840
He's been saying key and peely for three years

468
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:23,160
I think it is really cool that you have the boom arm though

469
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:26,920
I do want to say that and I do think that Brandon should have one. I do too

470
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,000
I think you should have one. I think you should have one

471
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:32,920
But if anybody should have one it should be I pulled myself up by my own boom arm, dude

472
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:35,480
You also should be able to do it as well. I agree

473
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:38,520
No more excuses dude. Obama was president for eight years

474
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:45,880
Not everybody wins reelection look at the books true. I think they won though. Um, it doesn't matter how good you are. Yep

475
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:51,320
JJ we got a special guest today. We have very special guests man first guest in a while dude

476
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:53,320
It's been a while like three weeks now

477
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:58,840
So we're only doing it's only special occasion with guests are coming on here jj. Yeah. Yeah, we've we've upped our fucking

478
00:30:59,460 --> 00:31:03,400
Regulations, you gotta qualify for this shit now and this next guest does oh, yeah

479
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:07,640
Oh, yeah, uh, he he's young in the comedy game, but he's been grinding grind

480
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:10,120
He's been fucking grinding one of the hardest workers

481
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:11,720
in

482
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:14,760
North alabama slash all over the place now, dude

483
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:18,600
Yeah, he's fresh off a trip from fucking austin texas, dude

484
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:22,680
The hub of comedy in the united states right now in the world perhaps

485
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:27,900
Guys, i'm not gonna bullshit anymore today. We have jona blinkenship

486
00:31:27,900 --> 00:31:30,860
Hey

487
00:31:33,820 --> 00:31:38,460
Oh, thanks for having me guys, this is very cool. Oh, yeah, dude. We're glad you wore your pride month shirt

488
00:31:40,060 --> 00:31:41,660
This is my favorite month

489
00:31:41,660 --> 00:31:47,740
And you got the best date of the year dude six slash nine. You got 69 bro. I actually uh, wow

490
00:31:48,380 --> 00:31:50,540
I actually came prepared for this. Uh, I came

491
00:31:51,100 --> 00:31:55,900
Bearing gifts, no, but we're gonna wait till after the show. Okay. Okay, because it's pretty gay

492
00:31:55,900 --> 00:31:57,340
Okay

493
00:31:57,340 --> 00:32:01,100
If you can know what i'm trying to say you jayden and brandon will have a great time

494
00:32:02,860 --> 00:32:07,740
We're gonna get gay and don's gonna pretend like he's not he doesn't have his ear up against the wall

495
00:32:12,060 --> 00:32:14,060
I learned that in afghanistan

496
00:32:15,740 --> 00:32:19,500
But yeah in all seriousness, thanks for having me guys, this is very cool. Hell yeah, man

497
00:32:19,500 --> 00:32:24,700
Thanks for coming on. No bullshit. Hey you you you've only he's only been doing it since uh, you know the day

498
00:32:24,700 --> 00:32:27,900
It's j- january 14th january 14th

499
00:32:28,460 --> 00:32:34,620
So like four months four months. Yeah, and fucking smash and has did more mics than me. I believe i'm pretty sure

500
00:32:34,780 --> 00:32:36,220
And i've been doing it for more mics than I have

501
00:32:36,220 --> 00:32:36,380
Yeah

502
00:32:36,380 --> 00:32:40,460
So you did you done more mics than me in the year in just four months and you can tell

503
00:32:40,940 --> 00:32:46,860
From whenever you first started coming out until like, uh, recently when you see i'm like, oh my god

504
00:32:47,100 --> 00:32:49,900
You've gotten so fucking good. Yeah fast

505
00:32:50,620 --> 00:32:53,580
I think it's just kind of now kind of clicked. You know what I mean? Like

506
00:32:53,580 --> 00:32:55,820
like the flow of how it works and

507
00:32:57,020 --> 00:32:58,300
When to say

508
00:32:58,300 --> 00:33:03,500
What not to say and stuff like that read in the room, but i'm i'm actually really bad at that still

509
00:33:05,340 --> 00:33:11,740
In austin there was a whole situation where you guys know I have a ladyboy bit. It's actually a true story

510
00:33:13,580 --> 00:33:15,580
Yeah, thank you alex

511
00:33:16,700 --> 00:33:22,620
But I was telling that bit in austin at roscos and there was a ladyboy there

512
00:33:22,620 --> 00:33:24,620
and uh

513
00:33:24,620 --> 00:33:28,860
Yeah, it was not it was not good everybody. It felt it felt like everybody in the crowd was like

514
00:33:29,980 --> 00:33:34,700
On edge because they were like they knew so they were like every time I would say the word ladyboy. They would look at them

515
00:33:35,500 --> 00:33:37,980
And I was like, come on, dude. We all want to fuck them like

516
00:33:40,380 --> 00:33:42,380
I mean, they're pretty hot. Yeah

517
00:33:44,620 --> 00:33:49,340
I was trying to break the tension and so I actually I actually asked him to stand up now i'm just

518
00:33:49,340 --> 00:33:51,340
Yeah

519
00:33:51,660 --> 00:33:54,060
Yeah, it was weird, you know, i'm still learning when to say

520
00:33:54,620 --> 00:33:59,900
Stuff and yeah, yeah, but I love it when you say you're uh, did you notice uh on thursday?

521
00:34:00,540 --> 00:34:06,220
That's one in there too. Yeah. Yeah, I was i'm talking about crossing my fingers. Please stay like I think yeah

522
00:34:06,460 --> 00:34:07,580
I was too

523
00:34:07,580 --> 00:34:10,620
She yeah, I had to see it. I just had to see it with my own eyes

524
00:34:10,620 --> 00:34:13,500
But I think she left like she left as I was going going

525
00:34:13,580 --> 00:34:16,460
Yes, I looked at keenan because I I told keen and I was like dude

526
00:34:16,460 --> 00:34:19,820
This is gonna go one of two ways it's gonna go amazing

527
00:34:20,460 --> 00:34:22,140
Or it's gonna go terrible

528
00:34:22,140 --> 00:34:24,700
Because like you you were there like the crowd

529
00:34:25,740 --> 00:34:26,860
Wasn't

530
00:34:26,860 --> 00:34:33,020
No, I tell you got on there. Yeah, the crowd was kind of like it almost seemed like they weren't interested in comedy. I was like

531
00:34:33,900 --> 00:34:35,900
And I told keen I was like this is gonna be bad

532
00:34:36,540 --> 00:34:38,540
I was like, but I hope she stays because I want this

533
00:34:38,540 --> 00:34:41,980
And then uh, and then as I was going up she left

534
00:34:42,940 --> 00:34:45,580
But I had to had to say it anyways

535
00:34:45,660 --> 00:34:51,340
But in all fairness, dude the odds are stacked against you when you tell that joke when you're like i'm from colman, alabama

536
00:34:51,340 --> 00:34:58,620
And I have a joke about lady. Yeah, the audience has an idea of what you're gonna say. Yeah. Yeah, they already know it's gonna be very

537
00:35:00,140 --> 00:35:02,140
Transphobic

538
00:35:02,140 --> 00:35:05,660
But uh, it's really not because I actually you know, i'm interested in

539
00:35:05,660 --> 00:35:10,380
Do the opposite of transfer? Yes. I'm the opposite of transfer. I mean that's a nice tits and nice ass. Yeah

540
00:35:10,380 --> 00:35:12,860
Yeah, only only sometimes the front. Yeah

541
00:35:13,740 --> 00:35:17,740
At least that's how the front and the thing is dude, I actually haven't had my first threesome yet. So

542
00:35:18,780 --> 00:35:22,060
Damn dude, that would technically be a threesome, right? Yeah

543
00:35:29,020 --> 00:35:31,100
What do you think what do you think brady it's up to you you you decide you decide

544
00:35:31,100 --> 00:35:36,700
So you said lady boy, so yeah, I guess it's both right there, right? You got a choice you got the back and you got the front

545
00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:41,660
Sometimes the lady and the boy sometimes you got the third step which would be the oral mouth

546
00:35:42,300 --> 00:35:44,300
the oral

547
00:35:44,620 --> 00:35:46,620
Jesus christ, it's got even more

548
00:35:47,420 --> 00:35:51,100
Scientific than I thought like how family guy remember that episode dear. Yeah, you might do that too

549
00:35:51,100 --> 00:35:55,660
I don't know. He's been assessed about this family guy in the ear thing. So I actually feel even more comfortable

550
00:35:56,220 --> 00:35:58,220
Doing the ear thing. Yeah

551
00:35:58,220 --> 00:36:01,660
Thank you, brennan. I see you have multiple points of entry

552
00:36:05,260 --> 00:36:09,660
I clarified a lot for me now. You're from new mexico, right? No. Oh, okay. Where are you from?

553
00:36:11,100 --> 00:36:15,740
I'm actually from culman, alabama. I don't say this a lot. Uh, I was actually from culman

554
00:36:16,540 --> 00:36:18,540
It's it's not the greatest place to rep

555
00:36:19,660 --> 00:36:21,660
you know because

556
00:36:22,380 --> 00:36:25,340
I like being mysterious too. So I just tell people i'm from new mexico

557
00:36:25,340 --> 00:36:31,500
Because it's more interesting. I lived there for like six years. So, okay. Okay. I feel comfortable wrapping new mexico

558
00:36:31,500 --> 00:36:34,060
And I was like homeless, I guess for a little bit

559
00:36:34,060 --> 00:36:39,980
So like I lived all over new mexico like roswell los cruces albuquerque. I like how you put the air quotes

560
00:36:39,980 --> 00:36:41,980
Yeah, I mean I was homeless

561
00:36:43,260 --> 00:36:45,740
I was homeless. I mean my heart wasn't in it

562
00:36:46,940 --> 00:36:49,500
Yeah, because I mean there's homeless and then there's you know

563
00:36:50,060 --> 00:36:52,060
The grind of homelessness where it's like

564
00:36:52,060 --> 00:36:56,060
I have a car I could sleep in a car where I can like grind make some money get a hotel

565
00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:59,900
You know what I mean? I wasn't like living and sleeping on a bench like most of them. Okay

566
00:37:00,380 --> 00:37:03,980
So that's why I say homeless because there's a lot of people in new mexico that

567
00:37:05,020 --> 00:37:11,020
Literally sleep under benches. You were like pursuit of happiness. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was like I was like

568
00:37:11,580 --> 00:37:15,900
Yeah, so the real homeless I was living in a mansion. They were looking at me like look at this rich mother

569
00:37:17,420 --> 00:37:19,420
I was I was actually living in a mansion

570
00:37:19,420 --> 00:37:25,260
You know, I mean I was I was actually able to go in a dispensary and buy weed, you know, they weren't okay

571
00:37:25,260 --> 00:37:30,700
They didn't have ids, you know, I mean I did so damn dude. Yeah, so I was yeah, I was living it up

572
00:37:31,660 --> 00:37:36,620
Uh, but yeah, I just say I just tell people i'm from new mexico because I have a bunch of material in new mexico. So

573
00:37:37,340 --> 00:37:39,660
It's easier to lean into that versus

574
00:37:40,220 --> 00:37:44,300
Oh, i'm from colman. I moved to yeah explaining too much. They don't yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

575
00:37:44,380 --> 00:37:47,740
It's too too much explaining. Yeah, i'm from colman. I graduated from west point

576
00:37:47,740 --> 00:37:49,740
West point high school

577
00:37:50,780 --> 00:37:54,140
For real? Yeah west point shut the fuck up west point high school

578
00:37:54,780 --> 00:37:56,780
Oh

579
00:37:58,460 --> 00:38:02,700
Yeah west point high school it's in colman, but okay there's a little little town

580
00:38:03,340 --> 00:38:09,180
There's a little bitty town in colman called west point and it has like one red light maybe two

581
00:38:10,380 --> 00:38:13,260
Uh, and yeah, I graduated from there in 2018

582
00:38:13,260 --> 00:38:17,820
Just did you join the military went to alaska? Mm-hmm live in alaska

583
00:38:18,620 --> 00:38:20,220
Where'd you live at in alaska?

584
00:38:20,220 --> 00:38:21,340
Qatar

585
00:38:21,340 --> 00:38:26,460
Yeah, I went to qatar or that different place in asa alaska. That is qatar is not that's a country

586
00:38:26,940 --> 00:38:31,100
Oh qatar is in the middle east man. You actually look like you're from qatar. Yeah, you do

587
00:38:32,220 --> 00:38:34,700
You do actually that's where they had the world cup

588
00:38:35,580 --> 00:38:37,580
Me and brendan don't know

589
00:38:38,300 --> 00:38:40,540
He spelled it with a he spelled it with a k

590
00:38:40,540 --> 00:38:45,580
A for the q guitar alaska. Nope. It's qatar. Yep, right there. There we go

591
00:38:45,820 --> 00:38:50,620
Yeah, but it's not in alaska though. That is an alaskan. Oh airlines. Wow

592
00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:53,820
Yeah, that's alaskan airlines. I used to fly that all the time

593
00:38:54,700 --> 00:38:59,660
Shout out them you were stationed in in alaska. Yeah, I was stationed at elson air force base

594
00:38:59,660 --> 00:39:04,380
What kind of flag is that dude right there there? Yeah, that's qatar. I was stationed there

595
00:39:04,380 --> 00:39:09,900
I guess I went there for nine months. It was during covid. So I got extended

596
00:39:10,540 --> 00:39:12,540
Yeah, did you get to go out?

597
00:39:12,620 --> 00:39:14,380
uh, so

598
00:39:14,380 --> 00:39:17,020
A bunch of my friends were scared too just because they were like, oh my god

599
00:39:17,020 --> 00:39:20,540
We're in the middle east and I was like fuck it dude. If i'm gonna die i'm gonna die. Fuck it

600
00:39:20,780 --> 00:39:24,860
So I went out like the first week we were there. I saw all kinds of shit. Uh,

601
00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:30,620
I almost flew to dubai but my supervisor was like you can't do that and I was like, oh shit. Okay

602
00:39:30,620 --> 00:39:35,340
So I just ended up going seeing all of qatar and then the next week covid happened

603
00:39:35,340 --> 00:39:38,380
And so we were on lockdown you could not leave you couldn't go into the city

604
00:39:38,380 --> 00:39:43,180
And so I was one of the only people on that tour that actually got to leave the base

605
00:39:43,180 --> 00:39:47,900
Oh, that's tight. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Uh qatar is a cool cool little country

606
00:39:47,900 --> 00:39:53,260
Uh, they're very peaceful. They have like this place called the suks. It's like a

607
00:39:53,980 --> 00:39:59,340
Street market and you can like literally trade like shoes for watches and like hats for

608
00:39:59,340 --> 00:40:00,940
purses and

609
00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:05,500
It's weird. I got like free. I got like basically free yeezys because they're like, oh g-shock g-shock

610
00:40:05,740 --> 00:40:08,300
And it was really yeezys and I was like fuck. Yeah, dude

611
00:40:08,940 --> 00:40:10,940
I traded them

612
00:40:10,940 --> 00:40:12,940
They make them over there or something?

613
00:40:12,940 --> 00:40:14,940
I don't know probably

614
00:40:14,940 --> 00:40:16,940
Yeah, like a swap meat free market

615
00:40:16,940 --> 00:40:20,460
Yeah, it was a fucking g-shock like probably $59 g-shock for yeezys

616
00:40:20,460 --> 00:40:25,580
Oh, yeah, you gotta take that every time and they're real. I got them authenticated. Oh shit

617
00:40:26,140 --> 00:40:28,140
Yeah, I'm real like that

618
00:40:28,140 --> 00:40:30,140
I'm real like that

619
00:40:30,700 --> 00:40:32,700
We could tell by the buggies. Yeah

620
00:40:35,340 --> 00:40:41,260
I don't think you could buy a fake bucky's hat if you tried fuck no hell no, who's making rip-offs of that, dude

621
00:40:41,340 --> 00:40:43,340
I've actually tried you can't

622
00:40:43,980 --> 00:40:46,860
They'll make them dom. It's a good idea for us, man

623
00:40:47,580 --> 00:40:50,700
We need some money in the clown college. We do we do we just uh,

624
00:40:51,260 --> 00:40:54,860
We spent 50 on the uh, what's that thing called to make us clips?

625
00:40:54,860 --> 00:41:01,900
Opus opus the software so we have netted 50 dollars and almost a year lost 50

626
00:41:02,620 --> 00:41:07,980
Well because we made money on this live show. No, we didn't know we we lost a lot. We lost a lot of money

627
00:41:08,540 --> 00:41:13,580
Really? Oh hundreds. Yeah hundreds big money. Well, you probably don't want to get into why but no

628
00:41:17,180 --> 00:41:21,340
We tried some uh some marketing tactics and they didn't pan out the way that we'd hope

629
00:41:21,340 --> 00:41:27,180
Did you just you boosted on instagram and shit all boosted on everything made dead like took a day out shot ads

630
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:33,340
Dedicated ads targeted ads. They just I mean I even told you that I was impressed with how much y'all promoted it

631
00:41:33,340 --> 00:41:38,460
Yeah, we actually I think that was very impressive and I think it was worth it. Even if it was a 50 dollar loss

632
00:41:38,860 --> 00:41:41,340
Oh, no, no, no, no, it was uh over 500

633
00:41:43,100 --> 00:41:46,860
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like 700 but no but what people I mean fuck it

634
00:41:46,940 --> 00:41:50,620
Yeah, it doesn't it's not a big deal. We did it and knowing that we were gonna lose money

635
00:41:50,620 --> 00:41:55,100
We pretty much knew yeah, it was a badass show. I was there. I enjoyed it. Appreciate it dude

636
00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:59,820
Dude, it was super fun. Y'all kept it going the fuck the the skit

637
00:42:02,220 --> 00:42:07,900
Dude that skit was so funny. I haven't I haven't actually laughed like out loud like that in a long time

638
00:42:07,900 --> 00:42:10,220
Oh, man, we appreciate it. The bed was just like

639
00:42:12,220 --> 00:42:14,460
So funny you see charlie on the other side

640
00:42:16,060 --> 00:42:18,060
He's pressing the button yeah

641
00:42:18,060 --> 00:42:21,020
Gosh, how much fucking cheeto dust is on that button?

642
00:42:22,060 --> 00:42:24,060
Oh my gosh Doritos

643
00:42:24,540 --> 00:42:30,140
It's so purple bay now now you were talking about how you're from colman. We have a fun clip right here

644
00:42:30,620 --> 00:42:35,740
Uh-oh brandon doesn't know, you know, he's a producer. It's on uh, what a youtube uh tab is

645
00:42:35,740 --> 00:42:39,820
Oh my god. Oh, is it the trailer? Yes. So uh, I did the craziest thing

646
00:42:39,820 --> 00:42:43,660
You turn your mic off though. Jonah sent me this right before this episode

647
00:42:43,740 --> 00:42:47,260
And I saw this on my like feed right before you sent it to it

648
00:42:47,260 --> 00:42:48,860
Oh, really?

649
00:42:48,860 --> 00:42:50,860
Dude, this is great

650
00:42:52,940 --> 00:42:54,940
Hi, i'm robert lee

651
00:42:54,940 --> 00:42:56,940
I own colman liquidation

652
00:42:57,900 --> 00:42:59,900
I sell mobile homes

653
00:43:00,060 --> 00:43:02,860
I'm not gonna waste your time. I'm gonna tell it just like it is

654
00:43:03,980 --> 00:43:06,060
These are mobile homes not mansions

655
00:43:06,860 --> 00:43:08,780
They come in two pieces

656
00:43:08,780 --> 00:43:10,780
If that's what you're looking for

657
00:43:11,100 --> 00:43:13,100
That's what I got

658
00:43:13,100 --> 00:43:18,540
Used some of them have stains she decorates them

659
00:43:19,420 --> 00:43:21,020
She sells them

660
00:43:21,020 --> 00:43:23,020
These guys that's written

661
00:43:29,100 --> 00:43:36,380
Bouncer in birmingham hit me in the face with a crescent wrench five times and my wife's boyfriend broke my jaw with a fence post

662
00:43:36,380 --> 00:43:43,180
So if you don't buy a trailer for me, it ain't gonna hurt my feelings

663
00:43:44,940 --> 00:43:49,740
Chopping down some things. So come on down to colman liquidation and get yourself a home or don't I don't care

664
00:43:49,820 --> 00:43:53,820
I'm trying to see where that is in colman. I don't really even recognize where that is

665
00:43:54,460 --> 00:43:58,060
And it's a real this is a real thing. Yeah, this is a real point. Yeah, it's a real thing. This is apparently

666
00:43:58,540 --> 00:44:02,220
uh, because I sent a bunch of friends today you guys included and

667
00:44:02,780 --> 00:44:05,660
Some people have been like oh this came out like four years ago

668
00:44:05,660 --> 00:44:12,060
I feel like it was longer because the the I love local commercials thing was a retin link production

669
00:44:12,140 --> 00:44:18,240
That's what they did before they started their youtube channel was they went around and made these crazy commercials for local businesses

670
00:44:20,140 --> 00:44:24,220
Oh damn see I didn't even I just remember seeing one at a furniture store

671
00:44:24,460 --> 00:44:29,100
They did whatever the foot massage. Yeah, jones barbecue and foot massage

672
00:44:29,180 --> 00:44:33,980
Oh, they did that one that was theirs. Yeah for the furniture store somebody had said they did something else today, too

673
00:44:33,980 --> 00:44:38,300
I can't remember what it was, but they said they did something else on the first time I watched it

674
00:44:38,300 --> 00:44:41,980
I didn't either it was red and link. That's fucking wild. That's funny. You know, you know red

675
00:44:42,060 --> 00:44:48,620
They're like, you know, they're a good mystical morning. Oh, yeah, they're huge on youtube. They've been around forever

676
00:44:48,860 --> 00:44:53,420
But that was real still right. That's a real. Yeah, it's a real commercial. Yeah, it's a real commercial

677
00:44:54,300 --> 00:44:57,340
No, they were in the commercial. They were in the commercial to help make it

678
00:44:57,740 --> 00:45:03,660
That was their tv show. They went around and helped local businesses make commercial but they would always be crazy like that

679
00:45:03,660 --> 00:45:08,380
Yeah, did you see the jones barbecue and foot massage one? Yeah. Yeah, I've seen that one. I've seen that one

680
00:45:08,460 --> 00:45:10,460
That was their commercial. Okay. Okay

681
00:45:13,580 --> 00:45:16,300
Oh my gosh, dude jake sold already there they are right here

682
00:45:17,260 --> 00:45:19,740
Yeah, good mythical morning. Yeah, that's their thing right there

683
00:45:21,580 --> 00:45:25,420
I actually just watched one that they did. Uh the other day it was uh

684
00:45:26,060 --> 00:45:31,260
They were seeing which fast food place had the best fries or whatever. I was like, I think it uh

685
00:45:31,260 --> 00:45:39,340
Uh, wendy's one I think and wendy's I think so it was wendy's or what somewhere that had like natural cut

686
00:45:39,660 --> 00:45:45,260
Like yeah baked potatoes. It was something like that. I can't remember. Give me the msg i'm giving fake news out here

687
00:45:45,980 --> 00:45:47,980
I'm spreading false info

688
00:45:47,980 --> 00:45:53,900
I chose barbecue and foot massage better come down here get some of this shit you like to eat

689
00:45:54,220 --> 00:45:59,980
America loves to eat so why not open up somewhere america can sit down enjoy a meal and get their feet rub

690
00:46:00,140 --> 00:46:05,820
We'll fry anything you want for 5.99 as long as it's friable or edible. We're gonna make it deliciousable

691
00:46:05,900 --> 00:46:10,780
We will fry parts of the chicken. You didn't eat. No problem the beak the feathers. We'll fry candy bars

692
00:46:10,780 --> 00:46:18,540
All that european stuff you don't really normally eat we'll bring it down here and fry for you

693
00:46:18,540 --> 00:46:20,540
Nothing

694
00:46:38,300 --> 00:46:42,860
So friends let's just decide you don't want no barbecue well, that's fine too

695
00:46:42,860 --> 00:46:48,300
You why not let one of my foot specials on myself perform my magic look at that look wonderful dan schneider

696
00:46:58,700 --> 00:47:01,980
Right when the dan schneider stuff started coming out

697
00:47:03,020 --> 00:47:05,020
I was into it. I was like, oh, yeah, this is dope

698
00:47:05,580 --> 00:47:07,580
This is hilarious

699
00:47:07,580 --> 00:47:09,660
I mean it's fucked up to say but it was pretty funny to me

700
00:47:09,660 --> 00:47:13,100
So I instantly you know as a comedian you want to make it a bit right?

701
00:47:13,260 --> 00:47:14,540
So I tried making it a bit

702
00:47:14,540 --> 00:47:20,860
I tried working it out for like literally a month and it's almost like nobody knew what the fuck I was talking about too old

703
00:47:21,100 --> 00:47:27,500
I had to explain I was like, oh, yeah drake bell got raped and then by them by that point. Nothing's funny. You know what I mean?

704
00:47:28,540 --> 00:47:31,260
So it's like I couldn't even tell the bit I just gave up on it

705
00:47:31,260 --> 00:47:36,300
But then recently somebody else has been doing it and it's actually been funny. So shout out to them

706
00:47:36,300 --> 00:47:41,100
Um, like somebody in local or uh, yeah, I think so in birmingham. Okay. Okay

707
00:47:42,220 --> 00:47:43,100
Yeah

708
00:47:43,100 --> 00:47:47,820
It's just yeah, I tried doing it when it first came out and it was just like everybody was like what the fuck is this?

709
00:47:48,140 --> 00:47:50,960
Dan schneider, is that the comedian they think is rob schneider?

710
00:47:52,380 --> 00:47:57,820
You know what i'm talking about? Yeah, they always think it's him for some they might be related dude. You can do it

711
00:47:59,180 --> 00:48:01,420
Also, I just I have to say this real quick

712
00:48:01,420 --> 00:48:07,100
I was under the impression that adam silver was black my entire life this motherfucker jona when he out there

713
00:48:07,100 --> 00:48:12,140
He was dead serious when he thought adam silver's black. I still kind of think he's black the nba guy. Yeah

714
00:48:13,580 --> 00:48:17,980
See, i'm not even really big in the nba and I know he's white. Yeah, I mean he's like one of the whitest

715
00:48:18,860 --> 00:48:23,660
He's like lex luther. He's so white. Okay, but when I look at him, I know

716
00:48:24,780 --> 00:48:29,420
This is what this might be just as bad as francis and gana with brandon. I don't think that's it though

717
00:48:29,420 --> 00:48:36,380
I just thought this guy this gentleman was african-american. He's the whitest person i've ever seen but when my eyes see him

718
00:48:36,860 --> 00:48:38,860
Shit if he's black i'm gonna start saying i'm black

719
00:48:39,740 --> 00:48:41,740
I'm gonna start saying something else dude

720
00:48:42,140 --> 00:48:46,860
But no when I see him, I just my eyes are telling my brain that he's not like me

721
00:48:47,260 --> 00:48:50,700
He's like albina and but no he's a jew

722
00:48:51,740 --> 00:48:57,820
And that's what I figured out he's basically black. That's what that's what khanye said. Yeah, i'm just saying what khanye said

723
00:48:57,820 --> 00:49:01,980
Yeah, i'm not gonna say what ethnicity this guy is. Yeah, let's not lump the jews in with us

724
00:49:03,180 --> 00:49:08,060
I'm just saying that's what khanye said. We looked up how many uh blacks were killed by the nazis

725
00:49:09,020 --> 00:49:13,740
Not that many actually on like it was it was like enough to be like because there's no black people in there

726
00:49:13,820 --> 00:49:18,140
Was black people over there. Look it up, dude. They probably just scared. Yeah, look it up germans

727
00:49:19,420 --> 00:49:23,820
The nazis didn't look up the nazi population in germany black people

728
00:49:23,820 --> 00:49:30,700
On the same black population in germany 1940s on the same note joe's barbecue foot massage was not retin link

729
00:49:31,180 --> 00:49:33,420
Ah damn

730
00:49:33,420 --> 00:49:35,740
This isn't the only false info that can be in this

731
00:49:36,940 --> 00:49:42,540
Yeah, we will see that now. No, we gotta put germany, man. Oh, yeah germany. Yeah, that's

732
00:49:46,460 --> 00:49:50,620
Did you sit but do you know the whole story with them and jesse owens at the olympics

733
00:49:50,620 --> 00:49:55,500
I watched the movie. Yeah, I went with a girl to watch the movie

734
00:49:56,300 --> 00:50:00,940
Yeah, I can imagine the only movie. Yeah. Oh, okay. I said i'm saying a while back brandon. This is

735
00:50:02,780 --> 00:50:05,260
I can't even see why are we bringing up charts, dude?

736
00:50:05,420 --> 00:50:09,420
I don't know why i'm bringing up charts, but there wasn't there's like 14 people killed by black people

737
00:50:09,660 --> 00:50:13,500
That could be that's gonna be that's gonna be false. It could just be hit and run. Yeah. Yeah

738
00:50:14,140 --> 00:50:15,980
And then yeah

739
00:50:15,980 --> 00:50:18,060
But what i'm saying is the neo nazis got it wrong

740
00:50:18,060 --> 00:50:20,060
germans didn't dislike

741
00:50:20,860 --> 00:50:25,340
Jew, uh, no, they definitely dislike the jews but uh blacks or gay people, right?

742
00:50:26,300 --> 00:50:32,380
They didn't like anybody that wasn't white and no, that's not true. That is they they they you could be a black frenchman

743
00:50:32,700 --> 00:50:35,660
And be over there. They wouldn't kill you just because you're a black now if you were jewish

744
00:50:35,660 --> 00:50:37,660
They would just kill you or put you in a can

745
00:50:38,700 --> 00:50:43,340
They they hated jews. They had extermination camps for jews. Yeah, I didn't call my buddy real quick

746
00:50:43,580 --> 00:50:45,820
I'm gonna call him. He's a history teacher. Is he?

747
00:50:45,820 --> 00:50:49,660
I have a degree. He has a degree in history. Oh, yeah true

748
00:50:50,700 --> 00:50:55,500
They hated everybody that were not just trying to lump. They didn't they didn't really hate black people

749
00:50:55,500 --> 00:50:58,780
That's what i'm trying to say and hitler wasn't a bad guy. They definitely hated black people

750
00:50:59,340 --> 00:51:04,620
So this is the most insane thing right behind you could defeat a cheetah in hand-to-hand combat

751
00:51:04,860 --> 00:51:08,940
Wasn't the whole deal with hitler that he was an artist, right? Yeah

752
00:51:09,580 --> 00:51:12,380
He was he was a painter. I don't think that was the biggest deal

753
00:51:12,380 --> 00:51:16,940
But that was one of the that was one of the biggest deals right is he was a painter

754
00:51:17,020 --> 00:51:21,420
Yeah, I didn't like the jewish people didn't like his painting. So he was like that was this

755
00:51:21,500 --> 00:51:26,380
That was absolutely not what that's what reddit told me did. Yeah, they'll tell you how I believe it now

756
00:51:26,540 --> 00:51:32,860
That's why I read it applied for an art school in austria or like gin or something and they're like no man you suck

757
00:51:33,180 --> 00:51:36,460
Damn, and then you know, he got into politics after that

758
00:51:36,460 --> 00:51:42,300
You know, uh, and he started doing the beer hall push and he got some cool guys that team up with him

759
00:51:42,380 --> 00:51:44,380
And then he started killing the jews, man

760
00:51:44,780 --> 00:51:46,780
So what part of this has been bad?

761
00:51:47,980 --> 00:51:49,820
Wait, wait, whoa

762
00:51:49,820 --> 00:51:52,940
Some would argue he knew that the jewish community

763
00:51:53,660 --> 00:51:59,260
Like controls all of the art. Yep. So he was just trying to jonas on it. Wait, holy shit

764
00:51:59,260 --> 00:52:02,780
I just figured this out dog. We're figuring shit out on cloud. I just figured this out

765
00:52:02,780 --> 00:52:07,900
They should have accepted all the famous jewish artists. He was just an artist trying to go to the top

766
00:52:08,300 --> 00:52:14,300
He was getting rid of his competition bro. Yeah, like the joker michael angelo exactly. The joker renowns you making sense

767
00:52:15,340 --> 00:52:18,380
Joker is this is and those pesky jews got in the way

768
00:52:19,740 --> 00:52:23,580
Well, no, this is gonna get me with a second ago brander. Oh, no, I was saying

769
00:52:28,540 --> 00:52:30,540
I hope you don't want to be monetized

770
00:52:30,540 --> 00:52:36,540
Sometimes is the least of our problem. You don't want dr. Squatch sponsoring you because we would actually we would actually love dr

771
00:52:36,540 --> 00:52:41,260
Squash I use it all but I thought you called you stinky before i'm pretty sure that's on record. Is he a jew?

772
00:52:41,980 --> 00:52:47,100
The doctor squatch guy. He's a doctor. So probably yeah, that's true. You're okay though. Some of them are good

773
00:52:49,020 --> 00:52:51,020
Now he's looking up if dr. Squatch is

774
00:52:53,580 --> 00:52:55,580
Yeah, this is the best producer

775
00:52:55,580 --> 00:52:57,580
Dr. Squatch coacher. I love this

776
00:53:00,060 --> 00:53:02,860
You can't be american and dr. Squatch he's americans

777
00:53:03,740 --> 00:53:08,860
There we go. See we get that dr. Squatch. We're here. Do you think sasquatch is real? Let's be no. Yes, you do

778
00:53:09,100 --> 00:53:11,100
He's sitting right there, dude

779
00:53:11,100 --> 00:53:15,820
I'm going no not no, there's so many seasons of that show they used to but they said oh

780
00:53:16,220 --> 00:53:22,620
How they found to find bigfoot dude the funniest thing i've ever seen, you know, like the note boys the happy dad

781
00:53:22,620 --> 00:53:26,460
They make the happy dad. That's who makes this. Yeah. Oh dude, they

782
00:53:27,420 --> 00:53:29,420
We are a right wing podcast

783
00:53:30,300 --> 00:53:32,320
Trump clearly by this conversation

784
00:53:33,100 --> 00:53:38,000
Trump has drank this really? Yeah statistically he probably did that 24

785
00:53:41,980 --> 00:53:43,980
The note boys have this amazing

786
00:53:44,380 --> 00:53:51,820
YouTube video where they prank like a bigfoot expert and they get a guy to hide out in the woods in a bigfoot costume

787
00:53:51,820 --> 00:53:56,220
And out behind the house and they see him and they're and the dude is like stunned

788
00:53:56,460 --> 00:54:00,940
Yeah, and they're freaking out and they send a guy to go talk to the bigfoot and he comes back. He's like

789
00:54:01,900 --> 00:54:03,900
The bigfoot wants to fuck you in the ass

790
00:54:04,140 --> 00:54:07,180
They're talking to the bigfoot expert and he's like, I don't know man

791
00:54:07,980 --> 00:54:11,020
He's not into it at first, but then he eventually agrees

792
00:54:11,020 --> 00:54:16,780
Yeah the fuck and then like they find like he finds out it's a prank and they have to sprint and like drive away

793
00:54:16,780 --> 00:54:18,620
because the dude is like

794
00:54:18,620 --> 00:54:20,620
Pissed. Yeah, they yeah

795
00:54:20,620 --> 00:54:23,820
It's one of the funniest videos they have a bunch of really funny

796
00:54:26,460 --> 00:54:31,020
If you were there things would have been different bradley he avoided it though

797
00:54:31,740 --> 00:54:34,620
Bigfoot actually get up bigfoot. But yeah, they were really one point

798
00:54:34,940 --> 00:54:36,940
Brandon the bigfoot was a cost

799
00:54:37,980 --> 00:54:39,260
It wasn't real

800
00:54:39,260 --> 00:54:41,260
No, the nazis killed bigfoot

801
00:54:41,340 --> 00:54:45,100
The thing is like nilk they like I started watching them in like 2016

802
00:54:45,100 --> 00:54:51,180
All they did was pranks like they used to go into like publics and try and like give give uh

803
00:54:52,140 --> 00:54:57,580
Like oh, yeah, these condoms didn't work or whatever and then like try to give back an open like an open

804
00:54:58,220 --> 00:55:04,140
Condom or whatever just shit like that and like they would go and like pretend to be like walmart employees and just smoke weed

805
00:55:04,540 --> 00:55:09,500
And shit like in front of customers and stuff and now they're just like all they do is just like go vlog and stuff

806
00:55:09,500 --> 00:55:11,420
So it's really not as funny

807
00:55:11,420 --> 00:55:15,740
But they have so much money now that when they do decide to do pranks like that

808
00:55:15,900 --> 00:55:20,140
It's fucking hilarious. Like the bigfoot one was really funny. It's crazy. Yes

809
00:55:20,460 --> 00:55:25,580
Yeah, what is that? Is that the same dudes that like andrew schultz went on and they didn't air the podcast? Yeah

810
00:55:25,660 --> 00:55:29,900
Yeah, so which one was a little bitch that that's stiny. He kind of came on later

811
00:55:30,380 --> 00:55:33,340
Yeah, okay. So he wasn't with the original. He wasn't with the originals

812
00:55:34,460 --> 00:55:36,220
I didn't like that

813
00:55:36,220 --> 00:55:41,100
Like they're not even the originals aren't even really on there anymore. Oh really? Yeah, it was just two dudes at first

814
00:55:41,100 --> 00:55:43,100
Yeah, it was kyle and jesse

815
00:55:43,740 --> 00:55:46,780
Yeah, jesse's he doesn't do it anymore. Well, they thought they sold it or

816
00:55:47,340 --> 00:55:50,620
No, jesse just wanted to do his own thing. I think he's trying to do like his own brand

817
00:55:50,780 --> 00:55:52,780
He didn't like being in the public eye

818
00:55:52,860 --> 00:55:57,420
Like eventually because they did do crazy shit. I think when covid first started they like

819
00:55:57,900 --> 00:56:04,620
Yeah, they pretended like a patient zero escaped and they were like chasing this dude in like a hazmat suit in like a target

820
00:56:04,700 --> 00:56:08,380
Yeah, and people were losing their fucking shit. Yeah, they did a bunch of

821
00:56:08,380 --> 00:56:12,300
a bunch of weird shit jesse went to jail a bunch for like

822
00:56:12,860 --> 00:56:18,060
That's one of the reasons why he stopped is because he went to jail a lot because he was the only one that would actually like

823
00:56:18,620 --> 00:56:22,140
Be ballsy enough to do it. Like he literally walked into a bank with blood all over him

824
00:56:22,380 --> 00:56:28,460
Oh, I remember that he killed somebody or something and the cops came obviously. Yeah, I don't even think he can leave canada

825
00:56:28,460 --> 00:56:33,420
Yeah, yeah, really? Yeah, like something crazy a lot of trouble with the law doing that shit

826
00:56:33,420 --> 00:56:38,780
I would do I would I love to do but I wouldn't do I would do pranks but like not nothing to get arrested

827
00:56:38,780 --> 00:56:40,780
I was a huge impractical jokers guy

828
00:56:41,340 --> 00:56:47,180
I would love to do shit like that. You know, you know my shit used to be scare tactics. Oh fuck. Yeah

829
00:56:48,300 --> 00:56:50,300
Yes

830
00:56:50,300 --> 00:56:52,380
Me my dad used to watch that hell. Yeah, dude

831
00:56:52,460 --> 00:56:58,380
I remember the ones that we watched on youtube that that shit is crazy. They're so like this bitch just got scared

832
00:56:58,380 --> 00:57:01,680
That shit is crazy. They're so like this bitch just got scared

833
00:57:07,980 --> 00:57:12,000
Yeah, he used to do a couple of we set up a walmart supply truck

834
00:57:15,420 --> 00:57:16,460
Yeah

835
00:57:16,460 --> 00:57:18,460
There's a one that I remember

836
00:57:19,020 --> 00:57:23,260
where it was like this they were they were getting a bunch of girls to come like

837
00:57:23,900 --> 00:57:26,380
Try out this tanning product or whatever

838
00:57:26,380 --> 00:57:31,660
And this girl like put on this cream and it like started and started making her skin like red

839
00:57:31,660 --> 00:57:33,820
And so I don't think it was two girls, right?

840
00:57:33,900 --> 00:57:35,820
They didn't know each other one didn't know each other

841
00:57:35,820 --> 00:57:41,180
One was an actor and one wasn't they put on the cream and the girl that was an actor obviously started like breaking out

842
00:57:41,180 --> 00:57:45,740
And like she died. Yep, or whatever. And so the other girl was like freaking out like this is gonna happen to me

843
00:57:45,820 --> 00:57:50,060
It was really funny. I like the one where there it is like a disease thing

844
00:57:50,140 --> 00:57:55,340
They're like, oh you got exposed to this thing and that the the person who doesn't know what's going on

845
00:57:55,340 --> 00:57:59,340
They watch the actor walk into the fucking tent and they like set it on fire

846
00:58:04,300 --> 00:58:05,660
That's a good show

847
00:58:05,660 --> 00:58:08,940
What was that one where he like it was the mafia member?

848
00:58:08,940 --> 00:58:14,460
Yes, and he pretended to kill his friend or something and it was like hiding the body. He was like, oh help

849
00:58:14,460 --> 00:58:19,260
You just don't kill it. He was one of those like like, uh, white guys who kind of act black a little bit

850
00:58:19,740 --> 00:58:21,740
And then that's so yeah

851
00:58:21,740 --> 00:58:24,940
Yeah, but you fuck black bitches. It's good. Nevertheless

852
00:58:26,620 --> 00:58:30,620
So look he put him in a trunk and he was like he like shot on my pump pump pump

853
00:58:30,860 --> 00:58:34,300
He was like and you're next he was like dude. I didn't even know him. I didn't even know him

854
00:58:34,460 --> 00:58:36,940
He was like he was like look if you let me go out i'll help you hide the body

855
00:58:38,460 --> 00:58:44,380
He was so down. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah another I think I would have been too another really really fun one is

856
00:58:45,020 --> 00:58:49,660
this girl went to go babysit like this little kid and apparently the little kid was like

857
00:58:49,660 --> 00:58:54,380
Haunted or whatever and like made the tv come on and stuff and was like i'm gonna kill you and stuff like that

858
00:58:54,940 --> 00:58:58,700
He had the doll and shit. Yeah had like the doll and stuff. Yeah, it's a fun one

859
00:58:58,940 --> 00:59:03,180
I love how much production value they put behind these things to make it seem real

860
00:59:03,180 --> 00:59:07,260
Yeah, and they don't stop it when somebody just starts like they'll let you cry for a little bit, dude

861
00:59:07,260 --> 00:59:09,260
But if you look back, it's so fake

862
00:59:09,500 --> 00:59:14,460
Like if you really look back at like how like how it looked it kind of is kind of like cheesy

863
00:59:14,460 --> 00:59:20,140
It's like what you mean like like the like the little midget baby alien

864
00:59:20,140 --> 00:59:25,660
No, no, no, like yeah. Yeah like that like how like the like the prosthetics and shit like now if they did that now

865
00:59:25,900 --> 00:59:27,660
I feel like they could do it so much better

866
00:59:27,660 --> 00:59:32,860
Yeah, they could but I don't think it matters in the moment because if you see somebody give birth to a little demon

867
00:59:32,940 --> 00:59:38,300
That's true. That's you're not thinking like oh, that's you're right. You know, you don't give a fuck. This is an ntv

868
00:59:38,300 --> 00:59:41,580
That's a really good point. It's a really good point. Yeah, you're scared

869
00:59:41,580 --> 00:59:46,620
I mean you're either scared or so confused that you're like you're trying to make sense of something true

870
00:59:46,940 --> 00:59:51,260
I know I I would I would never be like is this a is this a prank show?

871
00:59:51,500 --> 00:59:56,620
Yeah, that was gonna be from our point. That is right. Like yeah, you wouldn't think that oh shit

872
00:59:56,620 --> 01:00:00,220
It's tracy morgan's behind that curtain probably. Yeah, you're right

873
01:00:00,460 --> 01:00:03,420
I would love to see dom on an episode of what would you do?

874
01:00:03,660 --> 01:00:07,580
Oh where he just does the complete wrong thing because I know he would man

875
01:00:07,740 --> 01:00:09,820
I'd be so i'm so scared of getting on one of those shows

876
01:00:09,820 --> 01:00:13,580
I would I would help out like if it was like I mean I've seen one it was like

877
01:00:14,060 --> 01:00:18,380
Uh, you shouldn't be hanging around with him because he's black. I would probably call the little motherfucker a little bitch

878
01:00:18,620 --> 01:00:23,740
Yeah, hey, don't let him talk to you like there's definitely deleted scenes somewhere. That is a bunch of shit like that

879
01:00:24,220 --> 01:00:26,220
I would love to see you on one where like uh

880
01:00:26,780 --> 01:00:30,700
A lady drops like a thousand dollars out of her purse and you just pick it up

881
01:00:32,060 --> 01:00:34,060
I would give it back to her

882
01:00:34,380 --> 01:00:38,940
I would I probably would old people. Well, I would give it back to anybody. I've did it before

883
01:00:38,940 --> 01:00:44,140
I went to the gas station and gave 20 because they somebody dropped it. I walked back in there. I'm like dude you dropped this

884
01:00:45,900 --> 01:00:50,460
It was a regular it wasn't even an old person I found a hundred dollars in walmart one time and uh,

885
01:00:51,020 --> 01:00:53,340
I kept that shit. Well, if nobody's around, of course

886
01:00:54,860 --> 01:00:59,500
Because anybody give it to the yeah, they're just if you give it back to you and give it to walmart

887
01:00:59,500 --> 01:01:03,020
There's multi-billion dollar true company true. They don't need it

888
01:01:03,660 --> 01:01:04,860
We do

889
01:01:04,860 --> 01:01:09,660
Mm-hmm, but there are also like those prank like not really prank shows but like those people on instagram

890
01:01:09,660 --> 01:01:15,180
That'll drop their wallet or like a hundred dollars and then they're like they watch you steal it and they're like, oh you're a terrible person

891
01:01:15,500 --> 01:01:17,500
I've actually like i've been super high in walmart

892
01:01:17,500 --> 01:01:21,340
like I was really high when that happened and I was like looking around like oh shit like

893
01:01:21,820 --> 01:01:26,540
Somebody is going to come up and be like, oh that was mine. This is you're on youtube now and then everybody hates me

894
01:01:27,660 --> 01:01:29,660
Fuck it. Hey, there's no bad views

895
01:01:30,780 --> 01:01:33,180
That's just what happens when you smoke delta eight

896
01:01:33,180 --> 01:01:34,140
Yeah

897
01:01:34,140 --> 01:01:39,420
Before you go into walmart, but there's a bunch of like note boys copycats out there on instagram who do shit

898
01:01:39,420 --> 01:01:41,180
That is just purely fucked up

899
01:01:41,180 --> 01:01:43,340
like I saw one where like they get a

900
01:01:43,740 --> 01:01:47,820
walmart employee to get the case that like the air pods out of the case and they go

901
01:01:48,460 --> 01:01:50,140
Lady and interviewer. Oh, yeah

902
01:01:50,140 --> 01:01:54,220
Hey picking number one through ten and she's like seven and she's like very sweet

903
01:01:54,540 --> 01:01:59,020
Like you just want new air pods and then they film her walking out and the alarm starts going on

904
01:01:59,020 --> 01:02:03,500
Yeah, dude, I've seen that's funny funny, but it is really that is hilarious

905
01:02:04,700 --> 01:02:06,700
Like that is hilarious

906
01:02:06,860 --> 01:02:10,940
But she's like with her husband and they're like, you know the old people walking out

907
01:02:13,180 --> 01:02:17,580
It's so sad hilarious that's fucking good shit dude, i'm just mad I didn't think of it

908
01:02:19,740 --> 01:02:21,740
Because that is genius

909
01:02:22,060 --> 01:02:25,340
That's good planting stolen merchandise on the elderly

910
01:02:25,340 --> 01:02:28,780
I just watch nothing like it dude. Yeah, there's nothing like it

911
01:02:30,060 --> 01:02:35,420
Did you guys have you guys ever stole from anywhere? Oh fuck. Yeah with the with the jail for oh, really?

912
01:02:35,580 --> 01:02:41,420
Yeah, we're back in the day. But uh, I stole from walmart after I tore my mcl in football, right?

913
01:02:42,140 --> 01:02:46,460
And then I went to walmart and crutches we used to steal we used to steal shit all the time from walmart

914
01:02:47,020 --> 01:02:48,860
Like literally we had a bit we lived in illinois

915
01:02:48,860 --> 01:02:52,220
So we had big coats and we were stuffed car speakers down our fucking

916
01:02:52,220 --> 01:02:57,420
Bicep and like we were still everything we stole uh hubcaps spinner hubcaps

917
01:02:58,140 --> 01:03:01,340
So literally anything you could think of but we went there one the only time we got caught

918
01:03:01,420 --> 01:03:04,700
I was still in cologne and I took it out the package and took the little thing off

919
01:03:04,700 --> 01:03:06,700
But they had another one inside the box

920
01:03:07,020 --> 01:03:12,140
And so i'm on crutches and we have to run while i'm on crutches through this woods

921
01:03:12,620 --> 01:03:14,780
And like we we went to somebody's like farm

922
01:03:14,780 --> 01:03:17,420
I guess because we didn't know where it was before gps and all that shit

923
01:03:17,740 --> 01:03:21,420
And I was trying to go through a farmer and dude click this shotgun. He was like y'all get out of here

924
01:03:21,420 --> 01:03:22,220
We look sorry

925
01:03:22,220 --> 01:03:27,580
We're just lost and all this is on the torn mcl and for like two or three miles and we went to dilo's house

926
01:03:27,580 --> 01:03:29,900
And he was like y'all can't bring that heat around here and made us

927
01:03:31,580 --> 01:03:36,940
Damn dilo what the fuck they didn't want that. He didn't want the cops to find his meth stash dude

928
01:03:36,940 --> 01:03:38,780
I had like this really

929
01:03:38,780 --> 01:03:42,700
It's actually kind of genius, but I used to do it all the time. I'd go into like the chevron, right?

930
01:03:43,500 --> 01:03:45,500
and I would wear like

931
01:03:46,140 --> 01:03:50,080
Long like long shorts with like an oversized t-shirt

932
01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:55,360
And I would walk in there and I would get two tall boys and I would stuff them in like my waistband

933
01:03:55,360 --> 01:03:58,980
I put my shirt over and I would try and go buy cigarettes

934
01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:03,520
Right. Yeah, and they'd just tell me to fuck off because I didn't have my ID and I'd be like, okay

935
01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:06,800
And then I would just walk out but then I had the tall boys, you know

936
01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:09,120
I mean, so it was kind of like a distraction. Hey respect

937
01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:12,400
It worked every time genius dude

938
01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:15,680
because like if you just walk in there and stuff them in and walk out like it's weird, right?

939
01:04:15,680 --> 01:04:20,240
But if you go in there and you like pant around they look at you, you know, like this dude's acting weird

940
01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:25,360
You go try and buy cigarettes when you're 15. They're like, oh, that's why he's acting weird. Just fuck off

941
01:04:26,160 --> 01:04:30,880
That's actually and then you walk out. Yeah, dude, and you walk out with tall boys underage kids everywhere

942
01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:36,720
Listen to these words. That's solid. That's solid doing that. I wish I would have known it works every time bro

943
01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:39,760
I did that to get these actually

944
01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:42,480
I'm still doing it and I can buy alcohol

945
01:04:42,480 --> 01:04:46,240
But it's free but it's free it works forever. Yeah. Yeah timeless

946
01:04:48,640 --> 01:04:56,880
So, uh you also, uh do a uh a wing challenge, I mean a wing writing system, right? Yeah wing review wednesdays ring review

947
01:04:57,120 --> 01:05:03,200
I was trying to have a couple scores pulled up. Let's see what those are. Okay bww and colman

948
01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:09,840
Buffalo wild wings i'm assuming yes fuck them. But yes, honey garlic eight and a half has that score changed due to

949
01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:13,360
Uh, yeah, it's probably a two now. Okay, really fair fair

950
01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:18,960
I have this thing where uh me and buffalo wild wings just we don't we have a love hate relationship and by that

951
01:05:18,960 --> 01:05:24,160
I mean my ex works there. Oh, okay. Okay, then we got casino el camino

952
01:05:24,560 --> 01:05:29,440
You got the mild in austin texas 8.3. Oh, yeah that actually is kind of low

953
01:05:30,400 --> 01:05:31,440
yeah

954
01:05:31,440 --> 01:05:36,240
Thinking thinking now because I went back when I was in austin and I got the same flavor

955
01:05:36,240 --> 01:05:43,520
I didn't record it, but uh, it was actually better this time. So it's probably an 8.7. Okay. Okay, still good score

956
01:05:43,520 --> 01:05:46,880
Yeah, still good wings. It's almost half a letter grade, dude. Yeah

957
01:05:47,440 --> 01:05:52,800
It's huge and very good. Very good. But I know hangry joe's that's a little one where you had to sign the waiver

958
01:05:52,960 --> 01:05:55,040
Yeah, that one was just kind of like I just wanted to be funny

959
01:05:56,960 --> 01:06:02,080
Yeah, it was zero. Yeah, I feel you dude, but eight town wings dude. Oh, dude. That place is so good

960
01:06:02,080 --> 01:06:06,160
Now this is the one that I recommended for Jonah to do for his wing review show

961
01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:09,680
The only gripe is that their wings are small as shit, dude

962
01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:15,120
Small wings, they're tasty the cajun ranch fries dude. Knock your fucking socks off

963
01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:17,280
They do got some small ass wings

964
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:21,840
So very good. I actually when I went I got the six count

965
01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:27,440
I think and I ate them very quickly and so I went really I literally went right back and got six more

966
01:06:28,080 --> 01:06:29,200
Yeah

967
01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:32,800
I like the lemon pepper hot from there. That's what I got. That's what I got. Yeah

968
01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:36,400
Yeah, well, yeah, dude. Come on, man. You want to do the rest of them, dude?

969
01:06:36,480 --> 01:06:40,480
I know numbers aren't really your thing. But oh you got slim chickens at buffalo nine

970
01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:43,520
Yep, and then the wing bar

971
01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:46,080
Atlanta, georgia

972
01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:49,600
At eight nine point four that was the best one. Yes, the best one so far. Okay

973
01:06:50,720 --> 01:06:56,880
The vibe's very good. You walk in there and there's nowhere to sit. It's just a wing bar. You literally

974
01:06:56,880 --> 01:07:00,640
Yeah, you just walk in there and uh, they're like what do you want sweetie?

975
01:07:00,720 --> 01:07:05,200
And you just tell them and they give it to you and you just walk outside and try not to get shot because you're in downtown

976
01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:07,200
Atlanta

977
01:07:07,200 --> 01:07:09,200
It's like survival

978
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:14,640
But it's worth but it makes it worth it makes it worth it because you survive and you're like wow that was really good for

979
01:07:15,040 --> 01:07:17,040
You know

980
01:07:17,440 --> 01:07:19,440
Yeah, let's just move on

981
01:07:20,720 --> 01:07:22,320
We'll edit this out

982
01:07:22,320 --> 01:07:28,720
Dude, I just read this one. I have to ask you about this. You don't have any memory before the age of 10

983
01:07:29,200 --> 01:07:30,560
No, not really

984
01:07:30,560 --> 01:07:31,520
What?

985
01:07:31,520 --> 01:07:34,160
From a freak four-wheeling accident. Yep

986
01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:40,320
Yeah, when I was I think I was nine or ten. I uh, this is actually really stupid

987
01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:44,400
Uh, but i'm gonna tell you guys anyways, this is just how stupid I was as a kid really

988
01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:48,240
Uh when I was nine, I really wanted a four-wheeler, right?

989
01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:50,240
and so

990
01:07:50,240 --> 01:07:54,880
I think it was like two days before christmas. We were gonna go to my sister's house

991
01:07:55,440 --> 01:07:57,920
And my parents used to park in like this separate garage

992
01:07:58,480 --> 01:08:02,240
And so we were going into the car and I saw a green little four-wheeler

993
01:08:02,800 --> 01:08:07,120
Sitting there and I was like, oh my gosh, there's a four-wheeler and they're like, oh

994
01:08:07,280 --> 01:08:10,240
And they just put me in the car and drove off and like the whole way to my sisters

995
01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:15,200
They had like gaslit me into believing that I had wanted a four-wheeler so bad

996
01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:17,580
that I just

997
01:08:17,580 --> 01:08:22,000
Imaginated that I saw like I just thought that I saw one but gaslit me into believing that right?

998
01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:24,800
so I was like, okay

999
01:08:24,800 --> 01:08:30,320
And so I get the four-wheeler for christmas and they're like, oh and I was like, I guess I was I guess you're right

1000
01:08:30,320 --> 01:08:34,800
I really did just want it so bad that I thought I saw it because I actually got the same four-wheeler

1001
01:08:34,880 --> 01:08:36,960
They just tricked me. Right? I was just that retarded

1002
01:08:39,120 --> 01:08:41,120
So I got the four-wheeler

1003
01:08:41,920 --> 01:08:43,920
You too

1004
01:08:43,920 --> 01:08:45,920
I

1005
01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:51,680
Got the four-wheeler and took off full speed

1006
01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:54,640
Like that, right?

1007
01:08:54,640 --> 01:08:56,400
Just flip it dude

1008
01:08:56,400 --> 01:09:00,080
And the four-wheeler just falls on me hits me in the head hits me in the dick

1009
01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:06,240
That was the first time that i'd actually ever hurt my balls like for the first time

1010
01:09:06,880 --> 01:09:07,760
uh

1011
01:09:07,760 --> 01:09:11,520
Yeah, it was the first time I ever experienced pain in my nutsack and also my head

1012
01:09:11,520 --> 01:09:17,440
And yeah now I just don't really remember any any memory past the age or before the age of 10

1013
01:09:19,280 --> 01:09:21,280
Man that's fucking wild. Yeah

1014
01:09:25,680 --> 01:09:29,280
I mean sorry to end on a on a rough note, but uh, yeah

1015
01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:33,040
Yeah, my uh, my my my parents will be like, oh, yeah

1016
01:09:33,120 --> 01:09:37,280
I remember when you were seven and you did this and i'll be like no like

1017
01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:40,400
I remember I remember like bits and pieces

1018
01:09:40,400 --> 01:09:42,400
because honestly even even

1019
01:09:43,760 --> 01:09:46,000
Even before 15, it's kind of like blurry

1020
01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:52,320
Holy shit, I might have been raped or something. Yeah, man, but you wouldn't know. Yeah, I wouldn't know. Yeah. Yeah

1021
01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:54,800
I need to do ketamine or something

1022
01:09:55,520 --> 01:10:00,400
Getting that k-hole dude. You'll remember would you do dmt? Oh, yeah you would

1023
01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:05,040
Yeah, dude

1024
01:10:05,040 --> 01:10:09,440
I uh, i've actually always wanted to I I hear it's it's either great or terrible

1025
01:10:09,440 --> 01:10:11,440
Yeah, why why risk of that?

1026
01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:18,480
It could be great though. Yeah, but it could be absolute horseshit. Yeah, but you're still gonna be alive. You know

1027
01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:22,240
All right at the end of the day. It's just like uh, it was just in your brain

1028
01:10:23,040 --> 01:10:29,200
Yeah, because isn't dmt really just what your body releases before you die? Isn't that what it is?

1029
01:10:30,480 --> 01:10:33,600
It's like it comes from your penal gland, I believe penal

1030
01:10:35,200 --> 01:10:38,400
Yeah, that's what mike tython called the toad or something like that

1031
01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:39,920
Yeah

1032
01:10:39,920 --> 01:10:43,840
I think he actually sucks. I actually think he sucks

1033
01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:49,040
Venom from a toad though. I think it's different you lick the frog, right? Yeah, he licks an actual frog

1034
01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:52,880
I believe but this is different. This is like shit that you you

1035
01:10:54,080 --> 01:10:56,080
Yeah, i'm not even gonna try

1036
01:11:00,640 --> 01:11:05,520
As soon as I watch the one time I episode I'll tell you guys every time I look up like how much is this

1037
01:11:05,520 --> 01:11:09,680
And like how much is this drug in grams? They'll be like give me a hotline for like

1038
01:11:10,320 --> 01:11:16,080
The samsa for like help. Yeah, they give me that one a lot and i'm like dude. I didn't think my porn search was that weird

1039
01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:19,040
If you struggle with addiction call this number

1040
01:11:19,600 --> 01:11:21,600
I'm just curious

1041
01:11:21,600 --> 01:11:27,200
Yeah, dude, I just want to know a little stuff. I'm just trying to get my my street knowledge up educate myself, dude

1042
01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:33,440
Ready to read it read what it is. Oh, see look right here. See look help is available. Yep suicide hotline, but uh

1043
01:11:33,440 --> 01:11:35,440
here we go

1044
01:11:35,440 --> 01:11:37,440
DMT

1045
01:11:37,440 --> 01:11:38,400
Dime

1046
01:11:38,400 --> 01:11:39,440
Thy

1047
01:11:39,440 --> 01:11:46,080
Let's try amine. Yeah, I don't know. That was perfect. That was good. It was exactly how it's pronounced

1048
01:11:46,080 --> 01:11:50,400
Well, it is a very strong psychedelic found in a number of animals and plants

1049
01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:55,520
And it can also affect the sense altering a person's thinking sense of time and emotion

1050
01:11:56,240 --> 01:12:02,320
Psychedelics can cause you to hallucinate seeing or hearing things that don't exist or distort it. DMT is

1051
01:12:02,320 --> 01:12:04,320
structurally similar to

1052
01:12:04,860 --> 01:12:06,300
psycho band

1053
01:12:06,300 --> 01:12:13,300
Magical mushrooms and it's known to produce short acting and intense visual hallucinations from my understanding

1054
01:12:13,300 --> 01:12:16,020
It's basically just like a hundred times

1055
01:12:17,140 --> 01:12:19,860
What shrooms is like just shorter?

1056
01:12:21,220 --> 01:12:25,940
What about so like isn't this like a 15 minute high or something? Yeah, it's like not long at all

1057
01:12:26,020 --> 01:12:28,020
Like you really you pass out you're just like

1058
01:12:28,020 --> 01:12:31,460
Uh, okay. Yeah, so you're like dreaming out loud. Yeah

1059
01:12:32,180 --> 01:12:37,460
Yeah, you have like an outer body experience dream out loud. Yeah, I feel like that's a comedy show somewhere dude

1060
01:12:37,860 --> 01:12:39,860
some shitty fucking comedy show

1061
01:12:40,420 --> 01:12:42,740
They're dreaming out loud, dude. That's what it's doing. Yeah

1062
01:12:43,460 --> 01:12:45,460
So you're actually

1063
01:12:46,020 --> 01:12:48,260
All my dreams are pretty silent, dude, I think

1064
01:12:49,380 --> 01:12:52,180
Do you ever have a dream that's a reoccurring

1065
01:12:52,180 --> 01:12:57,540
Like not in not when you're younger, but when you're older and it like scares you wakes you up. Oh, yeah

1066
01:12:57,540 --> 01:12:59,540
Yeah, what's yours? Uh

1067
01:13:00,500 --> 01:13:05,060
Like I actually had this dream that happened three or four times like in a row dude

1068
01:13:05,780 --> 01:13:08,660
Uh, but it would wake me up out of sleep every time it was just me getting shot

1069
01:13:09,540 --> 01:13:16,100
Yeah, yeah, it was just literally I was just walking in like Coleman and just getting shot and I'd wake up and be like

1070
01:13:16,660 --> 01:13:18,660
Oh shit, I'm like in the bed

1071
01:13:19,460 --> 01:13:20,500
See mine

1072
01:13:20,500 --> 01:13:27,780
See mine's the exact opposite. I always have this dream and it's been going on for many years now where I

1073
01:13:28,580 --> 01:13:30,340
either killed somebody

1074
01:13:30,340 --> 01:13:33,060
Somehow like sometimes it's an accident. Sometimes it's like

1075
01:13:33,700 --> 01:13:38,180
They needed to die, but I did it and then I hid the body and like got away with it

1076
01:13:38,420 --> 01:13:41,460
But like throughout the dream like as I dream longer

1077
01:13:42,020 --> 01:13:48,740
I'm getting closer to getting caught and then like whenever I went in right when yeah the anxiety of that and then whenever right whenever

1078
01:13:48,740 --> 01:13:52,740
I'm about to get caught I wake up and I'm scared. I'm like god. I'm glad I didn't kill someone

1079
01:13:52,820 --> 01:13:57,140
Your dream is the telltale heart bro. I'm actually i'm actually

1080
01:13:58,500 --> 01:14:03,860
Is that really had that happen? I've had that happen as well. You had that like that type same dream. Yeah

1081
01:14:04,100 --> 01:14:05,780
Yeah, it was only like once

1082
01:14:05,780 --> 01:14:10,420
Yeah, mine is not like that at all. No, I have terrible dreams. Yeah, I have terrible dreams too

1083
01:14:10,500 --> 01:14:16,420
I actually don't even really dream that much anymore. Oh my god. Yeah, but it's the weed. Yeah, weed stops your dream

1084
01:14:16,420 --> 01:14:18,740
Does it? Okay, so I don't smoke weed so

1085
01:14:19,460 --> 01:14:25,060
I love I love dreaming too. He doesn't dude. I can testify as long as my fingers are crossed, dude

1086
01:14:25,300 --> 01:14:29,060
If I if I like take a nap during the day, I'll have a really intense dream

1087
01:14:30,660 --> 01:14:34,180
In the day, yeah in the day like if I like take a nap at like 3 pm

1088
01:14:35,460 --> 01:14:37,460
I'll like have a crazy ass dream

1089
01:14:38,180 --> 01:14:43,140
Yeah, I had one that shouldn't have scared me but it did it was kind of I felt like I feel like it's a little

1090
01:14:43,220 --> 01:14:45,060
retarded my my uh

1091
01:14:45,060 --> 01:14:48,340
I don't usually say that but for me to say that I really think it is

1092
01:14:49,380 --> 01:14:51,380
I had a weird dream

1093
01:14:55,140 --> 01:14:58,440
But I had a weird dream once where my mom she had a trailblazer

1094
01:14:58,740 --> 01:15:01,780
And there was a bunch of raccoons beating the shit out of it with like bats and shit

1095
01:15:01,860 --> 01:15:03,860
And I don't know why that like bothered me

1096
01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:06,580
And it like happened a couple that would be weird

1097
01:15:07,060 --> 01:15:07,540
Yeah

1098
01:15:07,540 --> 01:15:12,180
I know and then it's just me like yelling at them and getting all emotional and then call it for my mom

1099
01:15:12,180 --> 01:15:16,660
Because I feel like I don't know if she in the car or not. I think that's what happened to Jonah in Atlanta

1100
01:15:31,780 --> 01:15:38,900
My recurring dream is that i'm laying on the ground in the desert and jesus falls out of the sky right on top

1101
01:15:38,900 --> 01:15:40,900
Of him

1102
01:15:40,900 --> 01:15:46,580
I don't know how he just falls like he can't like he's spinning like it like spread like spinning from the sky

1103
01:15:46,660 --> 01:15:50,740
I don't know how I know it's jesus, but i've had that dream probably since I was like seven or eight years old

1104
01:15:50,740 --> 01:15:53,880
That's why I have it like annually. That's why he's a colder

1105
01:15:58,020 --> 01:15:59,540
I agree

1106
01:15:59,540 --> 01:16:02,020
Jonah had the same dream as me about killing people. Okay

1107
01:16:03,060 --> 01:16:06,180
He's a victim. Oh, yeah, he's but he said he had another one once

1108
01:16:06,180 --> 01:16:11,540
I had I had one dream where I was like I literally was going to stab my mom

1109
01:16:13,460 --> 01:16:15,460
I'm kidding. I'm kidding

1110
01:16:18,420 --> 01:16:20,420
It was in fortnight

1111
01:16:21,220 --> 01:16:25,940
No, i'm just playing no, I did have a dream where I was going to stab somebody but it wasn't my mom

1112
01:16:27,060 --> 01:16:28,500
I love you mom

1113
01:16:28,500 --> 01:16:30,500
I don't even know the people i'm killing

1114
01:16:30,580 --> 01:16:33,460
I couldn't that's who it was. It was just a random person that I was going to stab

1115
01:16:33,460 --> 01:16:37,860
I couldn't tell you who I was killing but it was like it was a reason all the time their rage

1116
01:16:38,020 --> 01:16:41,460
What was do you remember any of the reasons or you just felt like one?

1117
01:16:41,620 --> 01:16:45,140
Well, sometimes it's an accident like sometimes it's like I hit somebody with the car

1118
01:16:46,180 --> 01:16:47,940
And then it's like it's like oh shit

1119
01:16:47,940 --> 01:16:52,020
But for some reason I didn't call the police and I panicked and then I buried them somewhere

1120
01:16:52,340 --> 01:16:56,980
And then like cleaned up all the mess so they really had no no way to trace it to me

1121
01:16:57,140 --> 01:16:59,380
How'd you clean up the mess buried him?

1122
01:16:59,380 --> 01:17:04,420
I yeah buried him and I had something in my car. I could wrap them up in and then I buried them

1123
01:17:04,660 --> 01:17:09,540
And then got all and then got all really rid of the dna in the car as best I could but that's how

1124
01:17:10,100 --> 01:17:15,540
But that's how they got me because they somehow they traced it back to me with some lights on the uh, you know

1125
01:17:15,620 --> 01:17:21,460
Like traffic lights. Have you ever seen dexter? Yes. I love dude. You would be the perfect dexter because you live like on the

1126
01:17:22,100 --> 01:17:26,740
Water and the gators will take care of yeah. Yeah, but you gotta tell you gotta chop the head off first

1127
01:17:26,740 --> 01:17:30,020
Wow, see this is the thing because teeth out. Yeah, you gotta take teeth out

1128
01:17:30,260 --> 01:17:34,580
But the head is harder you you want you want to dispose of that in a different way. The head's harder to take off too

1129
01:17:37,300 --> 01:17:42,580
Make that sound effect. It's almost like they aren't designed to be taken off dude. Yeah, it's crazy

1130
01:17:46,420 --> 01:17:51,860
I don't know. I have another dream where I just like am out in public somewhere whether it be a school or just like

1131
01:17:52,260 --> 01:17:55,460
Some public area and then my clothes disappear one by one

1132
01:17:55,460 --> 01:17:57,460
And like first it'll be my shirt

1133
01:17:57,540 --> 01:18:02,020
I'm like go to the bathroom and then my shirt's gone all of a sudden like you're in school or you're like

1134
01:18:02,340 --> 01:18:04,820
Your age now in elementary. That's two different

1135
01:18:05,620 --> 01:18:10,660
Because that's two different no it progresses with age. So in high school. I was in high school in college

1136
01:18:10,660 --> 01:18:13,940
I was in college and now i'm just you know, wherever I find

1137
01:18:15,300 --> 01:18:17,300
The mall the adult mall

1138
01:18:18,020 --> 01:18:20,020
Where there's no children

1139
01:18:20,260 --> 01:18:23,460
Anywhere near that fucking indoor playset by the food court

1140
01:18:23,460 --> 01:18:28,260
It's not the one with the palm tree on top of the hill with the big fry. It's not that one

1141
01:18:28,260 --> 01:18:30,260
It's definitely not at baby claire's

1142
01:18:31,300 --> 01:18:33,300
Baby gap

1143
01:18:34,740 --> 01:18:38,020
All right, Jonah before we get out of here, what's your favorite place to poop that's not at your house

1144
01:18:38,500 --> 01:18:42,020
Oh buckies probably. Oh, that's not that that is

1145
01:18:42,580 --> 01:18:46,900
What our research says office depot office depot, but buckies

1146
01:18:46,980 --> 01:18:50,660
Yeah office depot is a good one because of like the smell of like offices

1147
01:18:50,660 --> 01:18:55,940
You know the printer and like the ink and the paper. It's also it's like it's like when you walk through

1148
01:18:56,500 --> 01:18:58,980
Even if you have to shit already while you're walking through

1149
01:18:59,540 --> 01:19:03,140
The smells just make you need to shit more. I don't know what it is. It's weird. So it's like season

1150
01:19:03,220 --> 01:19:06,420
Yeah, I take really good shits at office depot. That's good, man. That's good

1151
01:19:06,820 --> 01:19:09,220
Yeah, that's what got you started. Buc-ee's is also a good one, too

1152
01:19:09,700 --> 01:19:12,820
But yeah, buckies just has a good place in my heart

1153
01:19:13,220 --> 01:19:19,380
Yeah, so yeah. Yeah buckies. This is shit that brisket sandwich. Oh, yeah, they're showers. I'm ethical

1154
01:19:19,380 --> 01:19:24,980
Boxes like this boy brother. Michael. What kind of office depot is that?

1155
01:19:25,300 --> 01:19:28,140
Oock. Travis día

1156
01:19:30,100 --> 01:19:34,060
J ges

1157
01:19:35,860 --> 01:19:38,260
No, man, noんです

1158
01:19:38,820 --> 01:19:40,580
boredom

1159
01:19:40,580 --> 01:19:42,100
Fuji

1160
01:19:42,100 --> 01:19:43,540
Uhh

1161
01:19:43,540 --> 01:19:45,780
I'm for sure

1162
01:19:46,260 --> 01:19:48,260
The same

1163
01:19:48,260 --> 01:19:54,260
the G2. Yeah, the G2. Pilot G2.

1164
01:19:54,260 --> 01:19:58,260
Let's see this. Yeah, look. It

1165
01:19:58,260 --> 01:20:00,260
was that one over there on

1166
01:20:00,260 --> 01:20:02,260
University. Yeah, look. By the

1167
01:20:02,260 --> 01:20:03,260
Best Buy. Uh huh. Yeah, yeah.

1168
01:20:03,260 --> 01:20:05,260
It's right on the end and it was

1169
01:20:05,260 --> 01:20:06,260
on the side right next to like

1170
01:20:06,260 --> 01:20:07,260
in between the Ops Depot and

1171
01:20:07,260 --> 01:20:08,260
that nail store. That's the

1172
01:20:08,260 --> 01:20:09,260
best pin of all time. That's the

1173
01:20:09,260 --> 01:20:11,260
best pin. Yeah, by far. They're

1174
01:20:11,260 --> 01:20:12,260
they're they're reasonably

1175
01:20:12,260 --> 01:20:14,260
reasonably I can't even say

1176
01:20:14,260 --> 01:20:15,260
that word. They're they're

1177
01:20:15,260 --> 01:20:19,260
reasonably good. I'm telling

1178
01:20:19,260 --> 01:20:20,260
you. That really is like the

1179
01:20:20,260 --> 01:20:22,260
gold standard for a pin. Yeah.

1180
01:20:22,260 --> 01:20:23,260
That's the best one. That's the

1181
01:20:23,260 --> 01:20:24,260
perfect one. I wouldn't go that

1182
01:20:24,260 --> 01:20:26,260
far but it is. What's the what's

1183
01:20:26,260 --> 01:20:27,260
the better pin than that? The

1184
01:20:27,260 --> 01:20:29,260
Sharpie S gel point. Okay, no,

1185
01:20:29,260 --> 01:20:31,260
no. If you're like a finer tip,

1186
01:20:31,260 --> 01:20:32,260
you can't get better than a

1187
01:20:32,260 --> 01:20:36,260
point. 38. It's not possible.

1188
01:20:36,260 --> 01:20:38,260
But look up to point 38. It's

1189
01:20:38,260 --> 01:20:40,260
looks the same as all the other

1190
01:20:40,260 --> 01:20:41,260
ones but there's a point I'm

1191
01:20:41,260 --> 01:20:43,260
trying to prove. No, you could

1192
01:20:43,260 --> 01:20:46,260
get a point. It's okay, dude.

1193
01:20:46,260 --> 01:20:47,260
Yeah, you gotta give him give

1194
01:20:47,260 --> 01:20:50,260
him a break. Yeah, dude. Alright,

1195
01:20:50,260 --> 01:20:54,260
you said point 37. Point 38.

1196
01:20:54,260 --> 01:20:58,260
and he wrote the word point.

1197
01:20:58,260 --> 01:21:00,260
Point.

1198
01:21:00,260 --> 01:21:03,260
It is, dude. If you ever sign up

1199
01:21:03,260 --> 01:21:05,260
for a mic at Shack Nasty, it'll

1200
01:21:05,260 --> 01:21:07,260
be with that pin. Okay. Okay. I

1201
01:21:07,260 --> 01:21:09,260
don't think I've used that.

1202
01:21:09,260 --> 01:21:11,260
That's a good pin. It's it's

1203
01:21:11,260 --> 01:21:12,260
always that pin, dude. It might

1204
01:21:12,260 --> 01:21:14,260
be a little bit harder to find

1205
01:21:14,260 --> 01:21:16,260
because they're in high demand.

1206
01:21:16,260 --> 01:21:20,260
You guys. Alright, Jonah. While

1207
01:21:20,260 --> 01:21:21,260
the ghostly and Muhammad Ali

1208
01:21:21,260 --> 01:21:22,260
here means that's the end of

1209
01:21:22,260 --> 01:21:24,260
the podcast. Alright, you want

1210
01:21:24,260 --> 01:21:25,260
anything you want to promote

1211
01:21:25,260 --> 01:21:27,260
right here on this camera, your

1212
01:21:27,260 --> 01:21:28,260
socials because people listen

1213
01:21:28,260 --> 01:21:31,260
to your socials. Any shows you

1214
01:21:31,260 --> 01:21:33,260
got coming up, anything you

1215
01:21:33,260 --> 01:21:36,260
want. Oh, let's see. Yeah, my

1216
01:21:36,260 --> 01:21:38,260
Instagram. Jonah does comedy

1217
01:21:38,260 --> 01:21:39,260
link tree. Jonah dot Blank and

1218
01:21:39,260 --> 01:21:41,260
ship one. Thank you guys.

1219
01:21:41,260 --> 01:21:43,260
Jonah does comedy. This is

1220
01:21:43,260 --> 01:21:47,260
amazing. Twitter JB fire emoji.

1221
01:21:47,260 --> 01:21:49,260
I'll use that one sometimes.

1222
01:21:49,260 --> 01:21:51,260
TikTok. Jonah does comedy. It's

1223
01:21:51,260 --> 01:21:53,260
pretty simple. My Snapchat is

1224
01:21:53,260 --> 01:21:55,260
Jonah. Jonah does comedy. What

1225
01:21:55,260 --> 01:21:56,260
shows do I got coming up? I'm

1226
01:21:56,260 --> 01:21:59,260
doing the laughing school Monday

1227
01:21:59,260 --> 01:22:01,260
tomorrow. Other than that, yeah,

1228
01:22:01,260 --> 01:22:02,260
I'm just grinding doing a bunch

1229
01:22:02,260 --> 01:22:04,260
of open mics trying to hang out

1230
01:22:04,260 --> 01:22:07,260
with you boys. Yeah, that's it.

1231
01:22:07,260 --> 01:22:09,260
Really? Hell yeah, dude. Hey,

1232
01:22:09,260 --> 01:22:10,260
thanks for coming on Big Dog.

1233
01:22:10,260 --> 01:22:12,260
I love you, man. I love you guys.

1234
01:22:12,260 --> 01:22:14,260
Yeah, yeah, I love you too.

1235
01:22:14,260 --> 01:22:17,260
Peace. Real gay.

1236
01:22:17,260 --> 01:22:21,260
Welcome to Clown College. We have

1237
01:22:21,260 --> 01:22:23,260
profound knowledge in many ways to

1238
01:22:23,260 --> 01:22:24,260
elevate and make your sound

1239
01:22:24,260 --> 01:22:26,260
polished. So if you want to hear a

1240
01:22:26,260 --> 01:22:28,260
little honest, a few takes on our

1241
01:22:28,260 --> 01:22:29,260
ways to make it as a comic, stick

1242
01:22:29,260 --> 01:22:31,260
around for a while to fit down to

1243
01:22:31,260 --> 01:22:33,260
clown. We got the guests right now

1244
01:22:33,260 --> 01:22:37,260
just to show you how. Let's all go

1245
01:22:37,260 --> 01:22:40,260
to Clown College, baby. It's with

1246
01:22:40,260 --> 01:22:44,260
Brandon, Willis, Don and JJ. Let's

1247
01:22:44,260 --> 01:22:48,260
all go to Clown College, baby. It's

1248
01:22:48,260 --> 01:23:11,260
with Brandon, Willis, Don and JJ.