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I'm sorry. I can't I can't wait any longer. I Brandon has been traumatized

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by the new Garfield movie it's an animated movie for children and

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Brandon has been talking about it. Like it is the most grotesque

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Please explain to the people elaborate last night in 3d at like 10 o'clock at night and

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And uh, it scarred me man like

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Welcome to clown college. We have profound knowledge in many ways to elevate and make his own polish

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So if you want to hear a little honest you take son always to make it as a comic stick around for a while

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If you're down to clown, we've got to guess right now just to show you how

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Let's all go to clown college baby

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It's with Brandon, Brandon, Scott and JJ

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It's with Brandon, Willis, Scott and JJ

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Let's all go to clown college baby

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It's with Brandon, Willis, Scott and JJ

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Gotta take my testosterone maxbarker. Oh, yeah my EP

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Is that an N?

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Look how it is dude. Where is it?

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EP right. Oh, yeah, you're right. He's not dumb

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At least not in this situation. But yeah, it is an N. It just old your visions back

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Yeah, I got contacts into you know, I never take these motherfuckers out. Dude. We got king nitric oxide top shelf

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Damn more size

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More blood flow less fatigue and it's got an eggplant emoji. That's how you know, it's FDA approved

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Oh shit

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And the heart is the heart emoji, oh shit the realistic heart but yeah, thanks to Scott Curtis

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I like taking stuff in my body. That's a medical supplement that has emojis on it

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That's good for you. That's the good shit. He said this is top. It says top shelf. It has to be

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Dude, that's definitely not a white labeled supplement from China. It's not so what's the what's the size on?

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Penis. Oh the penis. That's why that's why it has an eggplant. It's gonna get more blood pumping. Oh

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To your extremities. I don't need that

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Our bad Brandon, yeah, no, I'm a dude I wasn't even gonna share with you anyway

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I understand he gave me that I what was that thing called the moo

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The moo milk or something like that where it helps your whole body system and everything. It's been good

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I've been using it. You've been using it. Oh, yeah, is that why you stopped up right now?

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Could be because I have to use well, I don't use real milk. I use like almond milk or lactate

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Uh-huh, you don't like regular milk. Oh, no, I mean I'm lactose intolerant

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But I still you know, I don't give a fuck. I still get ice cream cheesecake and all that but if I could avoid sometimes

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Doesn't sound like you

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You're trying to avoid it at all. Yeah

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I mean regular milk. I don't know man. This addiction. Do you like 2% or whole milk?

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If you're just drinking I grew up on 2% me too. Yeah, I like the whole

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Tasted in there dude. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, I don't drink no my do I'm like you all the help vanilla

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I'm in milk. Yep, I'll drink like a regular glass of milk every once in a while, dude

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With a PB&J. There's nothing like it man

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You know my dad drinks a glass of milk with every meal for me matter what he's eating

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He drinks a glass of milk with so he goes out

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He's like he doesn't need out. Oh, he did he just eats at home like he'll eat two hot pockets with a glass of milk

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I don't like that you respond. Yeah, right

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Okay, I'm sorry. I can't I can't wait any longer. I'm Brandon has been traumatized by the new Garfield movie

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it's an animated movie for children and

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Brandon has been talking about it. Like it is the most grotesque

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motion picture ever

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Please explain to the people elaborate last night in 3d at like 10 o'clock at night and

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It scarred me man

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like because I was like dude Garfield is just fucked up inside because think about dude easy eating all this food as

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an addiction problem because his dad left in there a dumpster and

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Then his dad come back cuz some shit's fucked up and keep telling them these stories

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They just keep on me like man. You're right dad. That's alright. Well, no, man. He just left you

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You know what I mean, and then they got this scary ass wrinkly ball. He looking dog

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That's biggest fuck and they and they trying to fucking kill Garfield man. He almost died five times

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They should have died. They are should have died, but they didn't it was fucked up Brandon

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Yeah, you see I don't that was kind of scary

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Because the dad was black man

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Branding what up, do you think that maybe this hits a little close to home? Yeah. I don't know man. It's weird

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The food addiction. I know I know but but

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He could have been a drug addict, but he was a food addict and the the wrinkly dog maybe a family member

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That was close to you that tried to do something five times

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It's all starting to make sense now that you explain it like that

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No, that dog was trying to kill him though, man

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It was because at first he was trying to come with me like I can't fuck kill it

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It that's when you see it. It's gonna hide you man. No, I don't think can you pull up a picture?

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Yeah, is it a scary dog? I'm imagining like a Beethoven looking dog, but he said his dad was black

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Yeah, he was like, hey, what up man? Like you hear it. He just has like black stripes

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Which is weird. He's mixed. Remember when he said in the in the front room earlier

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He was like his dad's black and you were like as played by Chris Pratt. He was like, oh, yeah

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I'm oh that's a scary looking Garfield 2024. No, that's that. That's the good Garfield. I remember those days

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Man, that's back in the look at that. Oh

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You got his dad. No, that's not his dad. That's not it. Is that a dog? I don't wear this dad

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His dad is right there. Oh

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Is this he's orange? I know but dude

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Why how I hear him? You'll hear him. You'll hear go go to cast. Is that the crazy dog? Yeah

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Yeah, I was trying to kill him. Yeah

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Garfield hey who made this movie? Oh

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My gosh, I want to stream it cast who made this let's find out who made this

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Because you guys are scaring Brandon. This is supposed to be a fat. We're gonna Rames his dad is friend

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We're gonna boycott. Oh my gosh

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Now let's see has bowing you and I'm out all the way agent here this month is over

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I can't hold it back. Wait, what character? Well, first of all, he's in a movie about cats and dogs

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You said who?

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Samuel L Jackson is in everything. Oh, he's big my bad. He's the oh, he's the dad. Yeah, he's the dad

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Okay, so who does Vic Vane Rames play Otto?

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Forgot who Otto was already. I love my favorite Vin Rames linemen. Oh

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Shit, I know a funny as fuck man. Is that a bull? It's like Romeo and Juliet man. What?

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Yeah, he's trying to get his cow back and they stole his girl. He ain't having it

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He's like man, we're gonna rob this place that pink thing. That's a oh, yeah

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This is his girl right here. No this cow man, dude, and when I saw dude operate man

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I was like, I know once he get this cow back

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He gonna hit that thing up and that's exactly what happened because they show that what what do they show? Oh

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Okay, so I think that was a that was a video you looked up on your phone

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I was watching in the movie. I was like man, they sent a smash and do some shit

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I can tell you that especially with that cow ass and then as soon as I said that

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They literally jump into each other and then they had to cut the scene

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Cuz it's done. Oh, what are you children? Yeah, oh, it's very children, but the kids probably don't but it scared you have sex in it

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No, no, I thought that was cool. But uh

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But you were scared at points during this movie. No, I just feel I see I mean, yeah that dogs here to shit

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I mean that creepy ass dog, but what I was more concerned about Garfield cuz I was like all this time

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I was like damn this fat

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Cat like you just eat guy. What is that lasagna? Oh damn shit

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But in reality, he's just trying to get over his dad issues. Yeah, cuz his dad left him

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He was like, I'll be right back son, and he never fucking came back

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And then he gonna come back like you like wait a minute man

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The reason I wouldn't because you weren't there when I came back. I

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Don't believe it. I mean, I mean, I don't know you're not buying it. He's funny, dude

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I feel like they just made it a kid version cuz they like kids

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Okay, we gotta make a child like so he was like I'll watch you outside the window all your life. I

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Don't know man. So for all the bastard children here dude

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It's actually your fault because you weren't by the dumpster when your dad came back

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We walked off and then and then and then your fault

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This is the dad's crazy side bitch or something like that

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It's trying to kill him because she she got sent in a pen for five years

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There's a lot going on

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A lot to unpack with this movie. So Brandon you also said that this was 10 p.m. At night when the movie started

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Yes, it's kind of weird for a children's movie to start that late. Was there anybody else in the theater?

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There's some people up in the back very high up. Yeah talking probably where were you sitting? Oh, man

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I sat near a right above the handicapped second. Yeah, that's good straight in the middle

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Yeah, and yeah, I go a little bit back but I like that. I like that. Yeah, cuz nobody was around

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I was making sure I was like, okay, were you by yourself? No now my girls. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my bad, dude

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She didn't like the movie

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No, she's scared too. Oh, no, she's confused. She's like, what the fuck is this brand you good?

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I was just the whole time. I was like this is some shit. This is crazy. And uh, yeah, man, we got that combo

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We had a large popcorn and what kind of sodas you get what's that? What so these sodas?

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Yeah, that was a real

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I see good. So you get you get a icy get popcorn. Yep, and a sour patch kids

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Oh, that was five hundred dollars. I was gonna say that's a good day. Not a good discount

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Okay discount and I ate all that. I'm sorry. You didn't enjoy the movie man. Oh, man

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I knew you he was looking forward to that for a while. Yeah, he's talking for me. Oh, they should have been dead

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Yeah, but he wanted him to know I didn't want him to a dude

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There was too many situations where I was like there's no way do you remember one of his clothes?

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Okay, so they start falling to they deaf the first one and then he bounced back up off the trampoline

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They're like, you know, we made and then the other dude made him fall back down to death again

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And they often died but at the last minute that dog with all the wrinkles his flaps go up and start waving

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They all live because of that. They like parachutes them down. Yes. I was like a real life. That would have been it

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Yeah, Brandon, you know, this is a cartoon. I know and this is about talking animals

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I know that got kidnapped man. They didn't even want to do this. They got kidnapped

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Of all movies

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Realism plays no part in a Garfield movie. I know but it was so crazy. They made the owner go crazy, man

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He was great. What's his name John?

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I'm see that little fucking cuck dude. Oh, I forgot about who played him. Yeah. Oh, yeah, let's see. Hold on. Let me go back to the cast

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Okay, so his name John, okay, so this is who played him that's a beast for max man

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Yeah, that's a good pick. Can you go back to the go back to the Garfield thing and then go to the images?

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Yeah, I got you. Can you click on that one in the top left right there? Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's how you found them

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So this is the movie that scared you? This one the good this Garfield movie. It's fucked up

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It just made it a Garfield looks different to me now, man

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I'm gonna be honest. I don't know how old he is. I don't want to get any legal trouble, but he seems cute man

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This is this is when it happened man. This is when you got abandoned. He looks pretty happy though

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You can see it through the eyes man

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I'm sorry, man. Okay, we can switch topics. I'm sorry Garfield. Look at that. He don't even love love

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He does look upset

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He should be happy. I'm not gonna deny that and then look at that. Look at that. He's mad

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His dad right there. Just like damn son. Why are you mad at me? He knows that's a big-ass cat

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Yeah, it's a big-ass cat. He has a lot of weight on him. Yeah that shit all the people he left

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Yeah, that shit all the people he left. Oh, so you're saying you're saying his physical weight is

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Symbolism for the weight of all his like his wrongdoing. Yeah, man. Everybody he turned his back

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I don't think anybody else dug that deep into it now, but I like where you're going dude

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You should be a movie critic

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Because this is this is

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Hypnotizing to see somebody go that deep into fucking Garfield

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Yeah, I mean I would love to watch this movie and then think back on the conversation of how Brandon interpreted

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I have to go watch it and it breaks it all down to you'll see you like damn Brandon. Damn. Did you cry? I

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Didn't did you get why you say like that? I didn't cry. Of course. There was a cry right now

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There was a part like damn man

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Damn, that's crazy. I didn't cry

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What was the maybe a little sniff?

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I was like damn maybe some tears welled up. Yeah, nothing fell man. I thought I was looking at

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I was like this touch deep it touched deep

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I like this crazy like the shit because it's like you believe it. I'm like I was like, thank God

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That's a kid movie because this wasn't a kid movie. It would have been a bad way would have been all lies

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But since it was a kid movie, I guess this instance it was right and he saved the day who I guess the

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Garfield and

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Yes, and that's I mean the dad was there and then

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Yeah, I just man it looks like it's rough for you it's a crazy movie

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Yeah, it's crazy like it when you have so deep. It's so deep. It's the deepest cartoon I've ever seen

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Yeah, hey, would you say it has layers man layers just like lasagna? Oh hell yeah lasagna

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As really the lasagna is a metaphor for life

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Yeah, because sometimes you know, you just gotta get through all those layers of pasta to get to the sauce dude

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Now parmesan was probably cocaine

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Cuz he's fucked up

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That's a possibility. Yeah, I'm not gonna deny it. I didn't see the film

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But why I don't understand

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Why does Garfield's dad look like he has fur and then Odie and Garfield are real smooth like oh cuz he's a wild cat

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He in the wild. He was like he was like man. I'm a street cat. You know what I mean?

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Your house why he had to leave it cuz he was a street cat. Yeah, he was like

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You can't let these babies hold him down. Yeah, I feel like this movie is racist somehow

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Yeah, then he realized the son was a pussy and he was like, that's why I kidnapped you know, man

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You kidnapped him because you're in a fucked up situation and you want help. Mm-hmm

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So so Garfield's dad was in trouble. Yes, and he came back to get Garfield to help

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Yeah, what trouble did he find himself? Well, he left somebody else

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He was fucking with this other cat this girl and uh shit was hitting off when they tried to rob the Moo Moo truck

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Right. Well, they're trying to steal that milk and milk is money to them. Yeah, and when they did that shit

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Shit went sideways and then she got caught and he was like man. I'm out. I gotta go

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He took off and left her he's like I'll be back with her and left her and now she's like I'm gonna get my goons

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These dogs I found in prison because you know prison was crazy

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Was it the pound? Oh, yeah, man. They went to the pound and these dogs were fucking crazy

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I like when you see that big-ass dog named Vic. Mm-hmm. Oh, so those are all pound dogs. She got some yes. Yes

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Oh, she released a pound on his ass. Yeah, they broke out together

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And thankfully they changed up. They're like now man. We can't can't fuck this over no more

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I feel like this is a mob film a little bit

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a

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little bit I

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Can't wait to watch it now this with all this in my head. Yeah, you're gonna like it. I want it

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Doesn't seem like you like yeah, it was weird to me

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It was very because it changed my whole experience with Garfield now, like I'm never gonna think of Garfield the same

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I'm sorry. Yeah, because I feel like you're hurt right now because I realized I was like he's in this is a whole trauma man

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Yeah, uh-huh. Damn

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Yeah, but he he he he rise above it. Yeah, he came out on top, right? Yeah

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That's all that matters now sad as dad right there with him in the chair

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There's some anger did this I'm sorry, I'm sorry

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It's okay man. Let it out

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I'm just like that's the only thing he accomplished now dad pulled up and spent his a dudes tab

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We need all suck it. Yeah his man's tab

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I'm gonna say that the donor because he was like man

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I adopted him and now yeah, he stole the tab now

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He got a big-ass couch and now they both sit next to each other in the big couch

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What a dad getting all his extra food too now

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Damn I'm sorry

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In the kid world I think it was amazing in the real world that was real

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It's something behind this yeah

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He forgave yeah, yeah, he did he forgave he did and I guess the message

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Yeah, you gotta you gotta believe that message. I guess you know

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You gotta forgive

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You do

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This is the craziest

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I see what you're saying

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You're right. I haven't even watched the movie. I guarantee you're right about everything right now

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It's really a social commentary on the state of American families been

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Oh

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My gosh see even on the headline right here. Look at that

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How much you want to bet Vic abandoned Garfield on a Monday?

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Oh

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Brandon what is this is this? Oh, there's a Garfield reddit

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Man oh my god, dude, are you the admin on here? Has this always been the story of Garfield though?

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I have no idea about that. I don't know. So what is what is Monday have anything to do with oh, he hates Monday

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Yeah, he doesn't hate Monday. That's working

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Yeah, he done fuck with Mondays

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Oh

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Damn dude, can we get on the Garfield reddit and see what's good what other people are saying about this dude?

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Yeah, let's see what because I'm willing to bet

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Okay, it says oh my god

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Look at this the idea of filmmakers giving a sad backstory to why Garfield hates Mondays would both be insanity stupid

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but also hilarious

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What am dude?

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Okay, these people haven't seen it yet

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No, they're well, they're talking about trauma. Look that one actually could be Garfield's reasoning for hating Mondays in the movie

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He associates it with the trauma of having his father leave him

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Uh-huh. I mean it probably won't happen because they that's a heavy for a Garfield movie

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But still and that's exactly what they did

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Oh my god

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These are all seven months ago, yeah

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Seven months ago. It just came out the movie just came out. Yeah, just came out 24

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He's saying that's the backstory but it's too heavy for them to put in the car. Go to the main reddit

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I'm into this now where i'm sorry

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I didn't know this whole episode was gonna be about Garfield. But now it is. Yeah, I know scroll up

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And then click on r slash Garfield up there

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It's gonna show us the whole thing

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Oh, well, this is just press exit in that corner normal. He said right here. No to the right what it says sign into google

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Oh, yeah, I see what you're doing man

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There we go. Look at that. Lego. What is that?

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What this oh, that's just a lego. That's scary. I thought he had some blood

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This person got a Garfield tattoo. Let me see

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All right, if you come back and you have this oh my god, oh never man, uh, that's out the window

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So why because of the movie? Yeah the Garfield situation

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They called Garfield a main coon situation a main coop. Oh hell what the fuck main coon kitty

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That's weird

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Oh my gosh, dude. It's probably what it's called kind of garf garf. Okay. Oh, yeah, that's that big cat

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Have you seen those never look that up Brandon?

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Those those are actually cool

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kitty cat

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Coon there it is dude. Yeah cat they're expensive. I forgot. Oh man. These cats are cool as hell

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Yeah, dude. It's like that. Look at that white one click on the white one with that lady. Look at that thing

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Damn, I think it's that big. Yeah, I can't do that shit. Yeah

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Casts down. Oh, it's a look at look at his eyes. Yeah, he look mad as fuck. Oh, yeah

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I'd be scared of that almost looks like a dude in a easter bunny costume

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Why she holding them like that?

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She's heavy. She's gonna slam his ass

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Brandon I know you have some some aggression towards Garfield dude, but we can't support animals. Oh, no. No, I love cats

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You know, I am with squeaks man. I love cats dude. If squeaks was that big he probably killed jake. Oh for sure without a doubt

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That's too damn big

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Squeaks would kill jakes within the first if like he just passed out for 24 hours. He'll start nibbling on his eyeballs

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Yeah, without a doubt jake probably wakes up in the morning sometimes and he's like gnawing on him

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Yeah, his fingers

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Without a doubt bears start from the ass when they eat it. Oh, yeah, where you think cats start?

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the eyes soft tissue eyes nose

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lips genitals, maybe if they if you got nothing on yeah

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That's chimpanzees. They get through the jeans though. Yeah. Yeah, that's why you got to sleep in jeans. Yeah

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Now I understand you understand that. Thank you, dude. You actually helped me understand something about my own life

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You should be a therapist Brandon. Hey, I would do it. I would do it. You can't prescribe yourself medicine though. No

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No, that's why you just gotta take it

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Right there

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Give them that you keep the rest you can take a few pills on the top one for you one for me

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One for you five for me. I'm more fucked up

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My god, oh shit. Oh we had some other crazy stuff. Well you had something crazy happen

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Oh my gosh, dude, you gotta tell them about this

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Yeah, so I had to drop my girlfriend off at the nashville airport earlier this week, man

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And i'm coming back on the way home and the interstate splits into two lanes and it was rush hour traffic

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I took the wrong one and I was on some street in nashville

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Like it wasn't downtown but businesses on either side like rush hour traffic cars were and I stopped at this gas station

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Because I have to piss dude and I want a little snack man

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I got one the coke zeros and the tall boy cans makes you feel like you're an american dude a little

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Pastry of baked good. I'm having a good time. I pee I go to get and when I get to the gas station

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There's these two homeless fellas just arguing just yelling at each other

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And I mind my own business and I go in there and I take a little bit

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But when I come out like everybody's yelling and screaming and there's a crowd of people

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Around them and they're like swinging on each other

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And this dude

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One of the homeless guys pushes this other dude like in the chest he stumbles back

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Hits his heel on the curb and falls back and gets smashed by a car

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like

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55 miles an hour dude. Jesus christ

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Like this dude

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100 the other guy who pushed him ran off

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They're a whole bunch they're calling the cops people are screaming. It's craziness that dude 100

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Either died on impact or died of his injuries like internal bleeding or something, dude

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When you told me that I when you told me it isn't a text message and i'm just thinking like

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He got hit by a car like uh, I was thinking max 25

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I don't know why I was thinking that but I was like max 25 miles an hour

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If he got pushed into the street, he got hit going 50 miles an hour. Jesus christ

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There was just like no stop lights in that stretch and it's just like right at 5 30. Everybody's going home from work and

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SUV

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Lady was crying but it just wasn't her fault. It hit him and he flew

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I mean, yeah, he like ragdoll like tumbled a little bit. But yeah, he was yeah

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Yeah, he didn't go under the car or anything. He got hit and pushed. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

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And the lady break pretty pretty fast, but I mean there was nothing she could have done to avoid it

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No, I mean that he just like that was a freak

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Like final destination type damn that's literally murder. He just yeah because he knew if he pushed him

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Yeah, I got somebody by the street

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You know what i'm saying? How old were they?

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I have no idea. You can never tell what yeah, sometimes, you know

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Yeah, two dudes and just you know

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They look old rest in peace. I mean, hey, see if you can find it maybe four. Yeah, let's see it up

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It was in nashville. It was homeless fight. It was wednesday

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Nashville homeless fight homeless fight goes wrong

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Dude imagine somebody recorded it. You just see me and I got my coke zeroes

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He just get in the car and leave he didn't help it. Yeah, I didn't help at all dude

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There was nothing I could have done

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I mean, what do you want me to perform emergency surgery?

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Let's just say fight driver gas homeless in nashville how poor neighbors like no because those are all 29

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Me yeah car. Let's just say fight. They might not have said it was home. It was a twice daily twice daily. Yeah

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I don't know if you'll find it bad, but r.i.p dude

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damn, I don't know

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Nashville they probably didn't put homeless. Yeah, let's just say normal. I guess it's kind of irrelevant. Yeah, it's a life is a life, you know

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Yeah, they may not put it on there

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Hey, well rest in peace. Yeah, or if you made it or maybe pull it through dude. Maybe maybe I doubt it

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I doubt it bro. If you made it and you're watching this we don't have any money or anything

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But uh, you can be on the pod. Yeah, you can be on the pot. We'll cook you a meal cook you a nice meal, dude

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Yeah, dude, we'll make it worth it. You can use the shower. I got extra

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Yeah, just don't shower with my hand soap. I got in there dude. I'll be upset if you do that

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Get a nice hug

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That's what that's what brandon will be doing real quick real quick

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You also know brandon. I know it can be a quick hug quick side side not full frontal hug. Yeah side hug

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Yeah, all right. We could do that

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I'm trying to help you. Yeah

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Embrace this man. No, yeah, I got you man because he could be a I don't know but okay, so you see

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Everybody offers something and you offer the hug

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Yeah, man. Yeah, man, because I mean you guys said everything so I was like man. Let me say something

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Yeah, but you wanted to give him a hug water real quick. Yeah. Yeah

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I hit a joint maybe you know what it's a beer. Yeah. Oh, come on. Yeah, that's a good idea

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You can have you can have a 12. I know your kidneys are failing already from that fucking impact dude

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Chuggy one, man

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tough, dude shit, man

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That was bad. That was really bad. Did they ever catch the other guy? I don't know. He's pretty fast

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Wow

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He just ran out. I mean I I like saw everything happen, but I was in so much disbelief. I wasn't really like

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I didn't watch where the dude went. I was just looking at the dude on the ground like holy shit

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That dude just got hit by a fucking car. Yeah, that's what everybody did the lion king dude

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Oh when scar fucking mufasa. Yeah on the end. It was just like that dude. Let's see. Not really

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But oh and he got hit by the wildebeest. You remember the wilderness stampede dude. Yeah, it's fucking lion king

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That's the circle of life homeless addition

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It was kind of like that

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Go to the world of will but it was at a gas station. Let's see how they got a will

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I'll just search it up mufasa wildebeest wildebeest

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Yeah, when in wildebeest

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Yeah, dude

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Now imagine that was a yeah, dude perfect picture. Oh my gosh. It was just like that

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Oh, here go him getting pushed this one. He got damn man

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No, man that

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Oh, man, this him on the ground. Yeah, this is you watching you like damn

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Oh dear dude

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Rest in peace rest in peace or hopefully you're still living. I hope he's still he's out there guys. He got her

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Yeah, hey dude, if he believed in the lord, he'll always be with this truly praise be

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All right, man, i'm glad that we've talked about lighthearted

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Yeah objects today like family trauma and murder murder

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But sometimes you win us a murder

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Sometimes you watch your family get murdered. That's true. It happened. Yeah, those people are out there

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Yeah, it's shame

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Brandon was it what's the movie that you've seen that you cried the most?

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Damn I gotta think of one. What's what's a movie that you mean like that touched my heart or what? Yeah

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Oh, there was one movie, uh the good dinosaur

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Didn't that come out recently

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I've never heard of this. I think this is a newer one. Shut the fuck up

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When did this come out?

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2015. Oh, okay. Yeah, because my I remember my dog was sick and I was watching that and then I don't know why the

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Dinosaur howled and that just hit me because like damn

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That's like my dog

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And i'm like that kid

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So that's that's your tear jerker right there, huh? It was yeah

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Yeah, he looks like a sweet dinosaur man, and he was the best. He's good. Yeah. Look at that dinosaur man. He looks so special

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In both. Yeah. Yeah, you got a tear jerker movie. I dude, uh

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All right, there has to be one man, I know i've probably cried at some

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I mean definitely schindler's list if you don't cry at that. I mean I didn't

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I thought it was a family movie. Oh, and the striped pajamas pretty hard. I don't know why I keep going with the nazi stuff

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Yeah, it's definitely sad

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It's fucking sad, dude

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I don't know what else. Oh, dude. What's that movie where they play baseball inside of an internment camp the japanese people?

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That was pretty sad. I thought you were about to say field of dreams. Oh fuck that dude

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Corners

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Nah, look at where they play baseball inside of an internment camp. It might have been a disney

418
00:32:40,660 --> 00:32:45,700
Original the last time I cried in the movie was a infinity war when spider-man

419
00:32:47,140 --> 00:32:49,140
That's almost worse than the fucking

420
00:32:53,700 --> 00:32:55,700
Mr. Stark

421
00:32:56,020 --> 00:32:58,020
That's stupid that was amazing

422
00:32:58,020 --> 00:33:03,140
It was spidey look at this american american pastime bro. I've never heard of this before

423
00:33:03,620 --> 00:33:09,380
In world war two they just made every japanese person go into a camp because they were scared of espionage

424
00:33:09,620 --> 00:33:16,820
And then they fucking got good at baseball and then shohei otani signs the largest sports contract in north american history, dude

425
00:33:17,380 --> 00:33:20,180
Sometimes you gotta take reparations in your own hands, dude

426
00:33:20,740 --> 00:33:21,940
Look at that

427
00:33:21,940 --> 00:33:28,500
Dude, the fucking topet go to all see when does this come up see 2007 man seven. Yeah

428
00:33:29,540 --> 00:33:32,820
Look at that 2007. We watched this in history class

429
00:33:34,660 --> 00:33:39,700
Your history teacher was hung the fuck over. Oh, yeah, dude coming down from coke

430
00:33:40,260 --> 00:33:48,200
Probably that you just snorted down from the

431
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:52,440
Dude coming down from coke probably that you just snorted that morning

432
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:55,880
We watched cinderella, man

433
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:56,840
Remember that?

434
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:59,320
With uh, yeah, yeah, that's one of my favorite movies

435
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:03,640
I even corrected the feature on it because she tried to say hemry lewis was joe lewis. I'm like no man

436
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:09,080
I'm sorry, but that's not joe lewis. I can't let that slide. You can't disrespect joe lewis like that

437
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:11,000
That's one of the best boxes in the world. Yeah

438
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:16,520
Speaking of boxing you saw deonte wilder got knocked the fuck out for real. Yeah, horrible, man

439
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:18,920
Uh, it was that dude. What was that dude?

440
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:24,440
Something the russian guy. Yes, man, dude. He knocked him out horrible. I just made that name up

441
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:27,400
Okay, hold on easy

442
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:29,400
Dude, it's something see look right there

443
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:33,240
I almost got him. Yeah, you were close but dude he knocked his ass

444
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:35,080
out

445
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:39,480
Man, no, what don't they want dude? He made him turn his back

446
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:44,840
And then as soon as he turned his back, he came back around and he just met him at the same time

447
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:46,840
Oh and and that was it

448
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:53,960
Come on, man. And yeah, man. I didn't even know he was fighting last night. That's crazy. I should have known that

449
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:59,800
Kevin holland broke that guy's arm. Oh snapped it in half. Dustin poirier lost

450
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:03,080
Oh, man at the last second. He saw that what was that that little scoop?

451
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:08,520
I don't know. They caught the baseball scoop, but he got him and he fell on the ground spin around straight into that guillotine

452
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:14,120
Yeah, it was bad, dude. Horrible. And that to do is the islam the one that retired after he beat conor mcgregor

453
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:18,280
No, that's the be but he's doing it. This is trainer like his main. Oh, yeah

454
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:22,600
Is not coming back. He won't come back. No, his mom asked him to retire

455
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:29,480
So he did and he never lost. Yeah, he felt like 10 times. He had like 27 fights. He did feed it

456
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:34,680
Thanks. Let's see. Damn. I thought he felt like that islam guy is 26 and one now

457
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:43,080
26 who beat him. I don't even know who beat him 29 and no damn 29. No losses. Yeah, he's a goat dude

458
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:46,600
He is oh shit. Look at that. Well, john jones is also shit

459
00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:51,080
Jones ain't never lost. He just had one dq

460
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:56,280
Which counts as a loss, but I mean he did because the 12 to 6 elbow or whatever. Yeah, let's see

461
00:35:56,600 --> 00:36:02,840
But fuck dude 26 and only one loss who'd he lose to let's see that dude. That was a good question, man

462
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:05,320
Yeah, I want to see that too. Yeah, there it is

463
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:08,440
Let's see what he

464
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:10,440
Dustin poirier now that's

465
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:14,920
Too cold. Come on y'all tell me it lost just click through the years

466
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:21,240
Yeah, it will eventually show a loss. It'll probably be earlier on in his career. Yeah, let's go to 2015 and see

467
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,240
Whooping ass cancel whooping ass

468
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:31,400
Man, I don't know what they talking about. When is it? Yeah, he been beating ass

469
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:34,280
It might not be ufc. Yeah, it's probably

470
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:41,160
Even oh damn because there's no way that is that one dude fought 29 times in the ufc. Oh, yeah, it could be

471
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:43,480
Oh, he lost to this guy

472
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:47,480
He did lose it. I mean he did lose first round knockout

473
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:49,400
Damn

474
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:54,360
Maybe could be did do all 29 that dude, but that wasn't how they say he's 20s. That one 26 fights

475
00:36:54,360 --> 00:37:00,040
So it didn't look like it. Yeah, he had like 26 canceled fights. Yeah, he did that blood

476
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:03,480
But that stuff happens. Yeah, yes a wilder got beat

477
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:10,440
Islam is coming back and Sean Strickland knocked out or now he didn't knock him out, but he beat up paulo costa

478
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:14,440
Yeah, okay, but he would paulo costa was like ranked number seven

479
00:37:15,240 --> 00:37:17,240
in the welterweight division and what's uh

480
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:22,200
Sean strickland is number one under the champion. Okay, who's the champion?

481
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:27,720
The dude that's duplicy the guy that just beat him. Yeah, do put oh he just beat uh

482
00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:33,400
Uh, Sean strickland. It was a close fight though. It was really close. It was close and now he won this one

483
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:39,260
So he'll probably get a rematch next time. He should man. I mean the who who else is I mean atasania

484
00:37:39,720 --> 00:37:42,760
Strickland beat atasania. I don't even think he's fighting

485
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:47,720
Anytime soon. Yeah, not for a little bit. He's he gonna train and get back in there

486
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:51,240
Yeah, but uh

487
00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:55,560
What happened with that? Who else somebody else won and started twerking? That was something

488
00:37:55,560 --> 00:38:01,960
That's what happened. I forgot who that person was. You don't see that nobody saw that girl guy. That was some lady. She won

489
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:04,200
Started uh, yeah

490
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:07,400
Throwing it down for that win. So that's good that win

491
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:14,120
That's good. That's good. You gotta celebrate you gotta celebrate and that is how you do it

492
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:17,960
Hell yeah

493
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:24,120
Brandon you think caitlyn clark's can I like find her step in the wmba and the fever are gonna win some games this season

494
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:25,720
Or what dude?

495
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:28,680
Yeah, I hope so. Nobody hurts her from all these files

496
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:33,560
Yeah, because I don't really follow up on the wmba that much but I have nobody

497
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:41,080
But I have been seeing them files and uh, yeah like somebody was yelling at her and straight up boom bumped her

498
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:44,680
So she's getting baptized to that. It's a pros if she can handle the

499
00:38:45,140 --> 00:38:48,040
Baptization and getting that water baptism and not drown

500
00:38:49,240 --> 00:38:51,240
the baptism and not drown

501
00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:54,840
Yeah, then if she can float to the top she can do it

502
00:38:56,840 --> 00:39:03,320
So it's all on her and the toughness it's the real test like going into the prison, right? Yeah

503
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:10,520
Like rambo dude, yeah, you got a survival shit man. They tried to cut his hair

504
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:16,360
He wasn't going for that. He whooped everybody's ass man survival of the fittest survival of the fittest and he was the fittest wouldn't he?

505
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:21,000
Yeah, yeah, so just like just like we're gonna be tonight on warzone. Oh shit

506
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:27,800
Yeah, dude, we're fucking we're throwing up. Let's let's let's let's set it that two dubs. We're only playing for an hour and 30 minutes

507
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:30,760
Okay, we both gotta be to work. Yeah

508
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:36,600
Good job that I won't say the name of that establishment. They don't want to be associated with this filthy production

509
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:40,840
You guys gotta start being nicer or something. Yeah us

510
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,400
You did the shit you just said yeah

511
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:46,120
What dude I was talking about I don't even remember

512
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:52,760
This dude just fucking talked about how Garfield is like a metaphor for just speaking the truth not having a dad

513
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:55,480
Yeah, yeah, it was bad. Yeah

514
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:05,720
He came in the day and he was like watching a new Garfield movie and he starts shaking his head

515
00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:08,360
I'm sitting there cooking and I'm like, yeah, how was he's like?

516
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:11,320
It's crazy, man

517
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:13,720
It was really dark

518
00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:19,640
He's almost like his voice he's losing his voice while he's talking about it. I'm like damn dude, you care so much

519
00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:21,720
You do. Yeah, I thought it was gonna be a

520
00:40:22,340 --> 00:40:25,720
Family fun time. Yeah, nah, man. It's therapy, you know

521
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:28,600
Damn, that's not what you came there for

522
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:32,120
It's not what you wanted to see now, but it might have been what you needed to see

523
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:37,240
I gotta start going to olive garden or something. Yeah

524
00:40:37,240 --> 00:40:43,480
Yeah, what they had no dude they had the branded foods on there too. So they had a olive garden tray and all that stuff

525
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:49,400
Oh product. Yeah, see it's taking over during the UFC fights last night. They're talking about bad boys forever

526
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:52,600
wall dust and pori a and islam

527
00:40:53,220 --> 00:40:55,220
makyachev makyachev

528
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:58,280
Are in the middle of a round dude, makyabella

529
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:03,800
Yeah, dude dom doesn't need it. It doesn't even need to fight the guy his last name beats his head

530
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:06,920
I mean, that's crazy. I don't even try to say people's names like this

531
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:09,880
These people do

532
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:11,160
russians

533
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:13,160
Anybody has a name

534
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:17,000
Yeah, russian names are hard unless it's igor or

535
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:22,360
Fado it's always fatal. It's always v's in there last night

536
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:25,720
nerga medov nerga medov

537
00:41:26,580 --> 00:41:31,720
Kalashnikov, isn't it crazy how like they're such tough guys, but they're so bad at war

538
00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:33,720
They're like the worst at war

539
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:35,960
War does take intelligence

540
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:37,560
Yeah

541
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:41,000
A lot of work, but you could just try it if you just long as you have a couple smart ones

542
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,960
You can throw these motherfuckers in any situation. They're just like, okay

543
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:50,280
Yeah, no, you're right. But all the famous scientists and shit. They're german

544
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:52,120
they're

545
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:56,040
British maybe you know, steven hawken. He was british asian

546
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:58,280
Steve hawken was it? Yeah

547
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:04,920
Asian scientists, okay. Asians just get at everything really. Yeah. Yeah. Well, so that's growing

548
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:08,920
Yeah

549
00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:12,600
But they overcame that with science look at yalming

550
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:18,840
Yeah, they just got the two tallest people to fuck and they're like dude the punnett square. It's adding up. He's got to be tall

551
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:22,760
Hell, yeah, brandon. If you could be any height, what would you be?

552
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:27,320
I feel like you could be like four or five. No, I'd be like six eight

553
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:31,560
Eight. You would do six eight? That's too much. That's too big. Or six six

554
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:37,080
That's the devil. Okay, six fives the load. No, you take six eight. You want to be six eight?

555
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:39,240
Six eight because you'd be the NBA, right? No

556
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:42,600
At least he's honest

557
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:46,120
I don't know. I don't know if you say if you play as good as they said

558
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:50,200
And then you're six eight. You'd probably be in the NBA. All right, you know, maybe

559
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:54,840
Maybe especially because then i'd be definitely dunking. So if i'm in there dunking

560
00:42:54,840 --> 00:43:00,360
I feel like you would be six eight and couldn't dunk. Oh man for sure a hard layup though

561
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:05,960
Yeah, he'd do the hardest layup. The rim would just stuff them. Man, them layups are already hard

562
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:12,680
I thought you were a beast brad. Yeah, i'm good with them layups and stuff man. You are? Yeah, i'm good with my layups

563
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:17,000
Two and uh, yeah, I get them two and three shots

564
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:22,760
Sometimes we miss a couple shots. The only option. Everybody miss some shots. They're either worth two or three man

565
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:27,480
You'll see though. Unless it's a free throw. I'll let you see on the court. Me and Brandon versus jj and uh, lumbra

566
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:32,600
He leaves it all out there man. He doesn't I mean dude, he fucking leaves a

567
00:43:33,240 --> 00:43:39,080
Slick spot on the court. You'll slip right over. Yeah, he'll cross you up with fucking biology dude

568
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:41,800
I need a headband. I'm getting a headband. Perfuse

569
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:47,800
Getting a headband. Yeah, i'm gonna go to academy. Bryce gonna hook me up. Did you do that thing that you're here?

570
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:51,720
I see you're trying to. Yeah, I bought a sponge. The bow wow sponge man. Yeah

571
00:43:51,720 --> 00:43:54,280
A little bow wow. Yeah that bow wow twitch thing

572
00:43:55,000 --> 00:44:00,040
Trying it and next time mike the one who'll be lining you up. Yeah. Yeah, that's who's lining me up now

573
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:05,480
So he's gonna hook me up right? Yeah, i'm lining you up nice with a straight

574
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:13,640
With a straight uh, step of that curve. Yeah, can't use a gay razor dude only a straight razor. Does he use straight razors?

575
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:15,960
Straight razor. Yeah. Yeah

576
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:20,840
Oh, yeah. Yeah, you gotta use it. That's how you get you. He'll put you a spray. He'll put you a spray and you should make my ball spot

577
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:22,840
Go away for a night for a night

578
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:28,200
I need one of those. That's when you go into the yellow rose dude. You gotta get that spray on there

579
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,000
The flex seal or whatever it is

580
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:34,040
Then we were trying to go to the strip club last night

581
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:36,360
after we left uh

582
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:40,680
Cause we went out to red zone met up with scott then went to end zone

583
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:45,800
Yeah end zone met up with scott then went to moody's and was there for like just a couple minutes

584
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:48,600
And then uh scott was like scott and charlie both fucked up

585
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:52,360
so they're like going home and alex was like, well drop charlie off and then uh,

586
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:54,280
Take a swing by it

587
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:59,800
But luckily we didn't because I didn't want to spend that much money and we got in there and there was there was 10

588
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:03,400
People trying to get in now. I'm not gonna say what color they are

589
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:05,960
But they were arguing a lot

590
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:07,480
We had

591
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:09,480
What color are they brittan?

592
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:11,480
it's black

593
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:15,560
Well, look so it's like five girls up there five guys and they're trying to get in

594
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:21,400
They just need your id and a pen and a strip club. Yeah to pay they all were paying cash clearly

595
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:22,680
You know what I mean?

596
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:23,640
so

597
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:27,000
They go up there and then like the women go they come back and then the

598
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:31,880
The workers like and I need your id to two dudes in the back and like they hear her

599
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:35,160
But they're just on their phones like this and like hey, I need your ids

600
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:39,480
I need your ids. They had three times and his voice hits him like hey, we need your id

601
00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:42,280
And i'm thinking he ain't 21. That's why he didn't want to give up his id

602
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:47,480
But he hears him he looks back down on the phone and slowly pulls it out. I'm like what the fuck is going on here

603
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:52,200
Give him your id pay for whatever you why are you holding up this whole fucking line?

604
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:55,720
But it's a blessing in disguise and then they were like the women have

605
00:45:56,360 --> 00:46:00,200
After that the worker got his id the woman was like I need your id back in the back

606
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:05,000
And then they do all the women were like you already have my id you're gonna have my I ain't gotta give you

607
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:08,440
No, I was like, well, I'm just me and alex is looking at each other. We're just leaving. It's just no

608
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:10,280
You're not even gonna get in there

609
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:12,280
But it was good because I didn't have to spend no money

610
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:17,560
I spent that money on a haircut. You got to see this fucking line. It looks nice. Yeah

611
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:23,960
Thanks, man, I really appreciate that. Hell yeah, that's a damn i'm gonna take jj to my barber

612
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:29,400
Could you imagine with the straightest with the straightest lineup? What are you talking about? I like to see it

613
00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:35,960
I'm never getting a haircut ever again, dude. I'm gonna just let it grow out. You're gonna be the okay. I can't say what you do

614
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:37,880
but

615
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:42,280
I was about to say it with a mullet. It's both. Oh dude. It just grows like that

616
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:46,760
You know, I didn't choose it. It just grows in all white trash like like that

617
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:50,360
Yeah, it doesn't grow on the sides. It only grows in the back

618
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:58,040
It's a good style what time we are we are at 45 minutes on the dot or about to be 46

619
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:02,680
Damn dude, same age as dom. That's crazy. I know I know

620
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:05,560
I don't know. I'm a young spry fellow

621
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:08,520
I felt like we did 30 minutes on garfield

622
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:16,520
I feel like we talked about golf for at least 25 minutes at least was it 25 something around that? Okay around that garfield

623
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:19,000
Yeah crazy. I'm sorry Brandon. It's okay

624
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:23,880
Good now we're good

625
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:26,600
Damn guys

626
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:34,280
Oh, we went to uh, oh we went to um star dome star dome and now Brandon has a new favorite comedian

627
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:38,440
Uh, man, he was really good. I'll give him that jim brewer because listen man

628
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:44,280
He was crazy like the stuff that was happening. It was I wasn't ready for it. It was like watching jerry lewis

629
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:46,920
times steroids and all that other

630
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:52,780
Just like that dude, it was just like that. I just didn't know brandon was a staunch republic

631
00:47:53,240 --> 00:48:00,040
Okay, no, no brandon. Brandon has no idea what he said in one of the things. Do you know could you say a joke that he said?

632
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:03,800
Dude, the only thing I remember is him going like uh, uh, yeah

633
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:06,760
Like just going crazy be like

634
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:11,160
Yeah, but you probably saw people like that in your classes all the time. Yes, I did

635
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:14,200
classes in the bus station

636
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:15,640
but uh

637
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:20,520
The short bus station. Yes both of them man. They were all over the place. I'm just kidding

638
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:24,680
I like I it was killing me that you liked him that much

639
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:28,280
That was the best part of the night. That's part of the whole night because he was crazy

640
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:32,600
This is just the way he was acting with like whenever he do one is acting he would do some stuff like

641
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:39,080
He was hitting the table he couldn't control his self. Yeah, man, that was good

642
00:48:39,240 --> 00:48:43,720
I feel like that's a lot darker than the garfield movie to be honest, but because that's real life shit

643
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:47,640
Yeah, I would listen some of them all like damn that's weird, but then we did

644
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:53,160
Hit himself in the back or something. I'm like, okay. I like the slapstick. I like this joe biden impression

645
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:55,480
Or he just walked off the stage

646
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:59,960
I liked his uh his gun joke. He was like, uh, oh, yeah

647
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:05,000
He's he's like i'm never i've never owned a gun. I thought about owning the gun till 2020

648
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:07,480
And now i'm like I need 50 of these

649
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:09,880
I feel about that

650
00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:12,600
No, yeah, it was it was fun. Uh

651
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:14,600
Jonah

652
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:19,080
Jonah got second. Yeah, I don't you know who got first daniel

653
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:23,080
Something he's from Atlanta. Yeah, Atlanta comp or something

654
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:26,120
I don't know. I have no clue. I came in there late on him

655
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:30,440
So I just seen half of it, but he was killing but Jonah. Let me tell you about the boy. Jonah

656
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:36,600
He fucking smacked him. He did on that big stage and it wasn't like everybody was doing good

657
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:39,080
You know what I mean? Yeah, it wasn't like a

658
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:44,920
Easy crowd. Yeah, it wasn't that you had to go get them and he he did uh, he did good

659
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:47,160
What's my man's name? The jewish one?

660
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:49,800
dark skin

661
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:55,720
I red jacket. I know who you're talking about. What was it? I thought he did I thought he did like oh negan

662
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:59,480
Matt negan. Yeah, man. I thought he did really good. He did

663
00:49:59,960 --> 00:50:06,040
Yeah, he's funny. I thought he was funny. Uh, who else they have who got second with jona that mom

664
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:11,160
Yeah, the mom. I don't know her name the light skinned lady from tuscaloosa. Yeah. Yeah. I don't remember

665
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:17,480
She did good mika mika mika something mika. Yep, mika. Carrie maybe. Okay. I don't know

666
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:21,000
I mean I should you could tell me anything. I'm firing shots in the dark

667
00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:23,720
No racial. Do you remember that one?

668
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:25,160
Kato

669
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:26,120
No

670
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:28,680
Listen kato caitlin if you don't know who he is

671
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:31,800
He's he was I think he was like oj simpson's roommate

672
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:35,240
He was right and he was like he got called to the stand and all this stuff

673
00:50:35,240 --> 00:50:39,240
So he was big in the trial he comes around every once in a while talk about oj and shit

674
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:43,400
And I guess he does stand up and he opened up with like seven eight minutes

675
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:49,960
Very yeah. Oh my gosh him back in the day. I did not know he had that fucking eileen war knows hair

676
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:54,200
Oh my gosh, he had like the strongest face in the world

677
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:58,840
No, angela jolee has the strong now. He's stronger

678
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:02,280
No, angela jolee's face could cut glass

679
00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:09,080
This fucking guy. He's just got a wide ass. What the he does have a wide ass like joe. Yeah, damn

680
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:13,000
Damn, he's like brad pitt if everything that's what I was thinking

681
00:51:13,720 --> 00:51:17,480
Like once upon time in hollywood, they're probably the same age

682
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:22,440
Maybe look at him now go to the now picture. Where are they now the stardome in birmingham?

683
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:28,600
Yeah, he was a nice guy. Oh, yeah, dude. His energy was great. Yeah, his energy was great. But um

684
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:32,600
Yeah, dude when he was talking that asian girl in the front man

685
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:35,880
I don't know if that was just crowd workers. That's part of his act

686
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:41,240
But he went in on an asian girl for a while. Wow, his wife is chinese or something

687
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:44,120
His wife is of asian descent. I don't remember

688
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:48,520
Okay, remember the other girl that he tried to get to stand up. He was like with the sleeve with sure

689
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:53,320
How about you stand up turn around? Oh, dude, that was yeah. What happened? What she did?

690
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:57,160
She didn't stand up. I think she just pretended like she wasn't there

691
00:51:57,560 --> 00:52:01,480
And then the dude in the back was like saying something like what those three gay dudes in the back?

692
00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:07,720
What up or something like that? It's like yeah get a drink on his tab or he's gay, but I don't know

693
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:10,840
I don't know. Wasn't he messing with somebody like mom too?

694
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:16,360
I think because somebody was talking to somebody mom and then the dude was like that's my mom. He's like, oh, okay

695
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:19,480
No, it was her. He was messing with the with the

696
00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:22,840
Lady who does comedy in birmingham. Oh, yeah

697
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:28,520
And he was like asking where her husband was and said something about that was cassio though

698
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:34,760
Oh, oh, yeah, that was probably that was cassio because he was eating a burger dom bought a bucket of beer

699
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:39,880
I don't remember me. I'm sorry. I just remember that they chugged that first one. I was like, all right

700
00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:42,520
I like limes

701
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:47,480
Okay, so that's how we get you drunk just some shit with limes in it. Yeah, dude. I love limes

702
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:54,200
Like when I go to a mexican restaurant, i'll just eat the limes by themselves really that's good

703
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:59,720
I love them. I was a kid. I used to drink lemon juice just like out of the thing like the little lemon

704
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:03,000
I love it dude. You just squirt a little bit. No

705
00:53:03,720 --> 00:53:09,400
Drink the bottle dude. I love it. It would fuck my stomach up dude, but I love it man. I love citrus

706
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:16,280
So you're a sour guy. Yeah. Hell yeah. So you love sour patch kids warheads. I don't like gummies though. What about warheads?

707
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:18,600
Warheads are okay

708
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:21,800
They're just the the point of a warhead though is just to be sour

709
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:27,560
Like it's not supposed to taste good on film. Well, it tastes good at the end because you yeah, I like the sour skittles

710
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:30,200
Oh

711
00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:34,200
The green bag. Fuck that's nasty. Those are good. I hate sour shit though

712
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:37,720
I mean, I don't I don't dislike sour shit, but like shit like that

713
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:45,000
Warheads and then the sour skittles that have that stuff on the outside. It's like the sour powder. Yeah, I like that

714
00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:47,560
Me too. I like that a lot

715
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:52,760
I like the sour spray they used to have. Oh my gosh. Yeah sour slime

716
00:53:53,720 --> 00:53:58,840
Didn't have the toxic slime. Yep. Yeah, I never had it but I knew it was good. It's too much though

717
00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:00,920
You'd be like, oh, it's just sugar

718
00:54:01,720 --> 00:54:03,720
Sticky it's green sludge

719
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:05,160
Yeah

720
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:09,800
As a candy in like a biohazard barrel thing. It's like toxic. Cool

721
00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:15,320
Yeah, i'm a rebel. You're a rebel. Yeah, dude. I wear dc shoes and big shorts, bro

722
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:20,440
You know you're a little short ass wearing that. Oh, dude. These are the shortest shorts I have

723
00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:27,160
Three and a half inch inseam. Hell yeah, that's wild

724
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:32,520
Dude, big ass shorts look dumb. No, they don't. No, I mean

725
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:40,440
When jay muncie pulls up with those shorts that look like loose fitting capris that shit is insane

726
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:45,400
I mean big shorts are not cool the cargo shorts short shorts are in style dude

727
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:47,960
They don't have to be that short though

728
00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:51,160
Dude, hey man when you got quads like these brother

729
00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:54,440
They they're gonna be short. Yeah, I mean he's not wrong

730
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:58,120
I just rely on that part. We got some good quads and you can wear some shorts like that

731
00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:02,920
So you're saying jay that should keep on wearing his tear drop right there brandon. Okay, you see that dude

732
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:08,280
I see what's going on. He sees what's going on dude. He like he gets it like my yeah, man

733
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:10,280
I mean you wear short shorts

734
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:12,120
used to

735
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:16,040
But but it was because I was big like I remember my first uh basketball game

736
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:18,360
They only had one pair of shorts left for me

737
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:21,800
And uh, they were like all the way up here because I was big

738
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:23,800
They didn't have my size

739
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:28,280
So I mean that time I wore it and then sometimes I wear those like short ones for wrestling

740
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:32,520
And then like if I trained in may i'd have like a really short but other than that

741
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:35,240
No, just i'm talking about walking around walking around

742
00:55:35,240 --> 00:55:42,120
I've never seen have we ever seen you in shorts one time? No, brandon doesn't really wear shorts

743
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:44,120
I don't wear shorts. I gotta buy more

744
00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:49,080
I I almost only wear shorts dude. You like you will wear shorts and hoodie, right?

745
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:57,320
Yeah, see I do that sometimes I know it's uh, but y'all like you you'll go further with white people because y'all wear with like socks with no

746
00:55:57,640 --> 00:55:58,840
I mean

747
00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:00,840
slides with no, uh socks

748
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:05,880
Yeah, i'm always wearing socks. Oh, yeah, I hate I hate taking my socks

749
00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:10,280
And you had to do it for pat to go get a big whiff of that on the doom show. Shout out shenanigans

750
00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:15,160
Yeah, shout out shenanigans, but they made me get the dogs out dude. I was not a fan

751
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:18,920
I didn't like doing that but I did it for the show. I wanted him to get down on mine

752
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:21,560
I knew it would smell like corn chips and

753
00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:24,440
Oh, it was rough

754
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:29,080
JJ, you would have quit if you had to do that one. Would you? Yeah, I hate feet man. Yes, you hate feet

755
00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:33,400
I hate man. I hate open. So I don't want to see anybody's feet man or woman

756
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:36,600
I the foot fetish people, you know good for y'all

757
00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:40,360
it's actually foot fetishes come from a lack of

758
00:56:40,740 --> 00:56:46,920
Maturity in the brain because the two areas that control balance and pleasure are right next to each other

759
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:50,200
And if your brain isn't fully developed those never separate

760
00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:52,760
so, you know

761
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:59,560
I'm not saying you're dumb if you like feet, but you have a brain that isn't fully developed and that's all i'm gonna say damn man

762
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:02,440
You know, I like

763
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:09,580
Hey, and that's cool brandon. That's that that's you got documentation and shit. He said that's cool, but you are simple-minded

764
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:11,960
That's what he said. That's not

765
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:14,520
It's what I implied heavily

766
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:21,720
No, man, but look at somebody like jake dude. Yeah, he's trying he's trying to say he's not a foot guy anymore

767
00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:25,080
You don't it just doesn't go away. Yeah, it doesn't go away

768
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:28,360
It's not something it's irreversible man. Mm-hmm

769
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:34,460
You just like them. Yeah, i've never even heard of that until like I was like 28

770
00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:37,560
About people being in the feet and shit like that

771
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:43,000
I think that I mean, it's always been around but you know, you never like met somebody I would say

772
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:49,960
Until I was like, yeah well in my 20s. I'm like you like feet sucking toes was always like a joke. Yeah

773
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:53,800
I heard about it like you you'd say like oh you suck toes. Yeah

774
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:59,080
Used to hear people like that man. I suck the toe or two. I have sucked the toe or two

775
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:04,680
I was I could never man. Yeah, it's certain kind of feet that I will I lick on them

776
00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:08,760
I would rather eat somebody's ass than suck their toe. Oh, no, man. That's worse

777
00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:10,760
Did you get that?

778
00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:14,280
Well, you got to make sure the ass is clean. I don't lick the ass too. Oh, okay

779
00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:17,640
Well, yeah, it was 100 i'll get it. I'll hose it out first

780
00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:25,240
But the foot I don't care if you just got like a pedicure and what took a shower. I would never do that's disgusting, bro

781
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:28,840
It's disgusting. Really? You wouldn't even lick them. No, man

782
00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:32,600
I'd rather lick his shoe. You're missing out. No, man

783
00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:38,520
That's insane, dude. That's you stand on those would you lick a shoe? I mean not a shoe but a foot

784
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:41,240
Yes, you have no. Oh, oh, yeah

785
00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:48,600
Yeah, yeah, one time. How quick you said that. Yeah, because you ain't gonna lick my foot

786
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:54,440
Yeah, well, what's it? Well, maybe don't want it. Oh, you didn't you didn't like do it in that. This was a man

787
00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:56,760
No, no, it wasn't a man. It was a girl. Of course

788
00:58:57,960 --> 00:58:59,960
She was like you ain't gonna lick my foot. Oh, yeah

789
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:05,560
I'll lick somebody's foot, but i'm not gay dude. No, not no dude's foot. It was a girl. Yeah. Yeah

790
00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:11,880
And then uh, but you never like did it in the heat of passion like grabbed her toe and start gnawing on a little bit

791
00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:14,280
No, no, not yet. Not yet

792
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:17,000
This nigga ace, bro

793
00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:23,160
Bro, I don't know if I text it back. I gotta text him back. He said I just wake up

794
00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:26,920
I don't even know when I think it was saturday morning because uh, I was tired of shit

795
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:32,200
So I slept all fucking day after I got off work on friday, and then I just wake up to

796
00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:36,760
Don't judge a girl's pussy by what her pussy lips look like this is a message from uncle

797
00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:42,680
Like that I swear to god looks can be deceiving. Yeah, that's pretty much what he was saying

798
00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:45,000
He was like just because a pussy looks like it's good

799
00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:49,000
Doesn't always mean it or he could been talking about the vice versa

800
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:53,960
I don't know. I need to dig deeper you ever play out a scenario in your head that hasn't happened yet

801
00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:59,400
But just like an imaginary thing. I was doing this thing. I was like, maybe I should ask dom forever

802
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:03,160
For our open mic. We should write each other a five minute set brand new shit

803
01:00:03,160 --> 01:00:08,840
And I was thinking about jokes that I was gonna I would write in this one that I thought of is kind of related to that

804
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:10,840
It's like

805
01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:13,160
You know a pcos is

806
01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:19,720
Like a woman who has pco pcos like ovarian cyst. Okay, like little bumps on the ovaries

807
01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:22,440
like

808
01:00:22,520 --> 01:00:24,520
Textured pussy

809
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:26,520
It has a different texture to it

810
01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:27,720
It's like

811
01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:30,920
Ribbed I was gonna write a joke about that. I don't know how I was gonna do it

812
01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:38,680
Yeah, but it's one of those ones where I can just see like the audience face and they're just like cringing and they just hate their life

813
01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:43,480
Dude, and those are my favorite that'd be a good idea though. Just like we can update but what stand up

814
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:45,480
He said like rib like when you touch it like

815
01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:50,600
Feel like like little bumps dude, like uh, you ever seen a pair of shoes and on the bottom

816
01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:55,000
They got all those little circular bumps. Oh, yeah at the hospital and shit. Yeah, I know what you mean like that

817
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:58,920
I don't use them for your circulation. Huh? Yeah. Okay

818
01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:08,440
Okay, okay, yeah, I was I don't know why I was thinking like a blind dude with that bristle stuff what those things

819
01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:11,880
It's kind of like that. It's kind of like that but it's more like, you know, like on a fast food

820
01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:17,400
Soda on the top where you push it in. Oh, yeah, it's like that. Damn. That's rough, man

821
01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:21,560
I don't know if that's actually what it's like, but that's what I'm imagining in my it's got to hurt

822
01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:25,080
You ain't never had rib condoms for her pleasure

823
01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:31,080
Huh? Ripped condoms. Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I have. Yeah. Yes, I am

824
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:38,600
But uh, not barbecue ribs, no, no, no little ribs on them. Yeah, you just get the bare skin, huh?

825
01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:45,240
Oh my bad. Okay. Okay. Mr. Bare skin over there. Yeah, get that the bare skin raw

826
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:49,880
You guys still you still use condoms? Oh, yeah, man. You always gotta be safe out there

827
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:55,320
You gotta be protected. Oh, yeah, that's good for you guys. I am. Yeah, I'm too young to have a mini Brandon

828
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:59,320
You ain't lying. Yeah, why you too young? You're not a kid, dude

829
01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:04,120
He's waiting. Waiting 10 years. I mean if you can sometimes things happen, you know, you can't do it

830
01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:06,120
Especially here you can't do anything about it

831
01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:12,120
You just got to go along with it or you will go to jail. God will, dude

832
01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:18,600
That's a lesson, dude. Buy condoms. Yeah, it's way cheaper. I feel like I'm gonna somehow get this

833
01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:24,680
I feel like I'm gonna somehow get in trouble for saying that but I would dude having sex without a condom in this economy dude

834
01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:31,080
Bold move man, but you know girls get the fucking thing in their arm and they don't have sex

835
01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:35,560
I mean can't kiss for like three years. Yeah, and it works, but sometimes it doesn't dude

836
01:02:35,560 --> 01:02:40,520
Yeah, what if it breaks? What if it shifts a centimeter to the right? You got to trust in that

837
01:02:41,240 --> 01:02:45,160
I don't trust in science dude. Look where that got some people man

838
01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:48,200
15

839
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:50,200
Trusting in science. Yeah

840
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:51,960
Never dude

841
01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:57,960
It's just science. Look at the people that trusted the banks man. Look at fucking Godzilla. That's not science. Look at Godzilla, dude

842
01:02:58,440 --> 01:03:04,360
Scientific fucking movies. Look at that. They believe didn't it? Then they got a fucking big ass monster to fuck them up, man

843
01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:07,400
Yeah, dude. Yeah, that's science. Okay

844
01:03:08,280 --> 01:03:12,680
Yeah, he made a great point. I couldn't have said it better myself, dude

845
01:03:13,240 --> 01:03:16,520
So Godzilla's your example. Look at contagion. Look at covid

846
01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:23,320
You can't trust the science man. That was a good movie contagion. What was that movie from the 90s that predicted uh

847
01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:30,520
Covid you remember the one with the monkey and everybody got sick and they had to like let's continue. Oh, no, no, that's uh hot zone

848
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:33,720
Is that that's hot zone? You're talking about with Matt Damon, right?

849
01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:36,440
Gwyneth Gwyneth Paltrow's banging

850
01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:37,880
uh

851
01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:43,080
Banging somebody else and she gives it from China. I think I think so. Yeah, I think that's called hot zone

852
01:03:43,080 --> 01:03:49,800
No, that's not hot zone. I'll search it up. I don't that's definitely contagion contagion is the new one. I think it was outbreak

853
01:03:50,040 --> 01:03:55,080
No, it's not contagion isn't enough. Go look at it the new world. It might be yeah. It is outbreak. It is

854
01:03:55,240 --> 01:04:01,160
That's exactly what I was talking about. Yeah that oh, no, no, that's not the one. Look up contagion contagion was a good movie

855
01:04:01,240 --> 01:04:03,240
Yeah, that was scary, dude

856
01:04:05,220 --> 01:04:06,760
Contagion

857
01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:11,240
Right there. Oh damn that looks fucked up. Yeah, see Matt Damon Gwyneth Paltrow

858
01:04:11,240 --> 01:04:13,240
Oh, they got never seen they got my girl

859
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:18,280
Kate Winslet in there. Oh and her

860
01:04:19,240 --> 01:04:21,240
from uh, dark dark night rises

861
01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:25,080
She had that terrible death scene and of course Lawrence Fishburke

862
01:04:26,680 --> 01:04:28,680
Huh, how did she die?

863
01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:34,360
Uh, batman hit her damn batman. That's abuse. Yeah, batman kills a lady. Yeah

864
01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:39,800
It's fucked up hits with the car. How's he not gonna kill anybody but just kill one girl

865
01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:41,800
And then the joke trying to ruin the world

866
01:04:42,600 --> 01:04:44,600
Take over Gotham. Damn

867
01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:48,040
Joker was just doing mischief. He was a silly guy

868
01:04:49,240 --> 01:04:53,880
Like to joke around kill little people. I don't know man. I still haven't seen somebody's face. Yeah

869
01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:56,600
We're having fun. We're goofing

870
01:04:56,600 --> 01:04:58,280
Silly good almost

871
01:04:58,280 --> 01:05:02,840
I like the I like the Joaquin Phoenix Joker where he murdered that guy with those scissors

872
01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:06,840
Oh, yeah, he fucked him up and the little dude was trying to

873
01:05:06,840 --> 01:05:09,320
Go, yeah, and he comes over and just opens it

874
01:05:10,280 --> 01:05:14,760
You always were good to me. How crazy is it? I've been thinking I've been thinking about seeing it

875
01:05:15,240 --> 01:05:17,800
The joker. Yeah, it's good. No, man

876
01:05:19,880 --> 01:05:23,480
Whenever I watched it it was too much they were everybody was hyping it up and it's a really good movie

877
01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:26,680
But they were like, I mean, it's literally the comedian though, or

878
01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:29,400
it's like the comedian and uh

879
01:05:30,120 --> 01:05:33,640
With Robert De Niro and Mark or Martin uh, crusadesy movie

880
01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:36,440
Back in the day. It's pretty much that

881
01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:38,760
But with the joker, I've never seen that one

882
01:05:39,240 --> 01:05:42,840
Do you know a good movie if you want to go back and watch an old good movie taxi driver?

883
01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:45,480
You seen that? Oh, yeah, I mean i've heard of it haven't you?

884
01:05:45,480 --> 01:05:50,040
Yeah, that was me for I swear to god till like three years ago. Isn't he just like crazy?

885
01:05:50,840 --> 01:05:55,400
Yeah, crazy dude, but a good crit like Robert De Niro at his peak. That's acting right here

886
01:05:55,480 --> 01:05:58,280
I've seen this so many times video game come out of this

887
01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:03,640
No, no, they had scarface and like uh god, I thought it but never this one. I think there was a movie

888
01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:09,240
Or but he's legit called taxi. He's legit an insane person. This was in the most beautiful way

889
01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:11,320
He plays it so well. He must have hung out with like

890
01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:15,320
Fucking whole bunch of he must have won some some open mics or something

891
01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:20,840
Dude he did perfect. I know a guy that dresses like that. Look up the comedian with Jerry Lewis

892
01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:27,960
This is what the joker is uh based off of you say jerry lewis

893
01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:31,080
Yeah

894
01:06:31,080 --> 01:06:33,080
Uh go to all

895
01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:39,160
You said oh shit. Yeah, never mind. I think okay. Wait, I could do the comedian with Robert De Niro. Is that what it is?

896
01:06:39,160 --> 01:06:41,160
Yeah, just put movie

897
01:06:42,360 --> 01:06:44,200
There

898
01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:50,120
Two damn damn sure ain't no 2010. Okay. Hold on. Let me do the 80s. Let me do Robert De Niro in the 80s

899
01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:53,640
Because I forgot he did a lot of comedian movies

900
01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:56,760
Am I is that the name of the movie?

901
01:06:56,760 --> 01:07:00,840
I put down all in 80

902
01:07:03,640 --> 01:07:09,240
Okay, so yeah, yeah that one oh the king of comedy the king of comedy that's what it is my gosh dude

903
01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:12,360
I've never seen somebody look more like they touch kids

904
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:17,000
Yep, there we go

905
01:07:17,880 --> 01:07:21,800
Yeah, he has an infatuation with uh, jerry lewis the king of comedy

906
01:07:21,800 --> 01:07:27,160
I think he wants to be a stand-up and shit so bad. I kind of lose this shit

907
01:07:27,480 --> 01:07:29,480
There's a lot of real life people like

908
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:35,880
Man this might happen at the comedy mothership one day with somebody it's gonna happen at us stand up live with us

909
01:07:37,400 --> 01:07:39,960
It's gonna happen at shag nasty's tuesday night

910
01:07:41,080 --> 01:07:49,000
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911
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:51,960
Win an even larger cash prize. Oh

912
01:07:52,520 --> 01:07:57,640
Oh my gosh sounds like some fun and on tuesdays also at the same time. She picked one

913
01:07:58,020 --> 01:08:05,240
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914
01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:12,280
I guess I should know things like this. But yeah, they got that one too. And then fat sammy's on

915
01:08:12,280 --> 01:08:18,620
On wednesday. Yep. We uh sign ups eight o'clock starts at eight thirty

916
01:08:18,860 --> 01:08:21,180
Peace we're out. I gotta pee. Hell. Yeah

917
01:08:30,620 --> 01:08:35,100
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