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I'm sorry. I can't I can't wait any longer. I Brandon has been traumatized
by the new Garfield movie it's an animated movie for children and
Brandon has been talking about it. Like it is the most grotesque
motion picture
Please explain to the people elaborate last night in 3d at like 10 o'clock at night and
And uh, it scarred me man like
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Is that an N?
Look how it is dude. Where is it?
EP right. Oh, yeah, you're right. He's not dumb
At least not in this situation. But yeah, it is an N. It just old your visions back
Yeah, I got contacts into you know, I never take these motherfuckers out. Dude. We got king nitric oxide top shelf
Damn more size
More blood flow less fatigue and it's got an eggplant emoji. That's how you know, it's FDA approved
Oh shit
And the heart is the heart emoji, oh shit the realistic heart but yeah, thanks to Scott Curtis
I like taking stuff in my body. That's a medical supplement that has emojis on it
That's good for you. That's the good shit. He said this is top. It says top shelf. It has to be
Dude, that's definitely not a white labeled supplement from China. It's not so what's the what's the size on?
Penis. Oh the penis. That's why that's why it has an eggplant. It's gonna get more blood pumping. Oh
To your extremities. I don't need that
Our bad Brandon, yeah, no, I'm a dude I wasn't even gonna share with you anyway
I understand he gave me that I what was that thing called the moo
The moo milk or something like that where it helps your whole body system and everything. It's been good
I've been using it. You've been using it. Oh, yeah, is that why you stopped up right now?
Could be because I have to use well, I don't use real milk. I use like almond milk or lactate
Uh-huh, you don't like regular milk. Oh, no, I mean I'm lactose intolerant
But I still you know, I don't give a fuck. I still get ice cream cheesecake and all that but if I could avoid sometimes
Doesn't sound like you
You're trying to avoid it at all. Yeah
I mean regular milk. I don't know man. This addiction. Do you like 2% or whole milk?
If you're just drinking I grew up on 2% me too. Yeah, I like the whole
Tasted in there dude. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, I don't drink no my do I'm like you all the help vanilla
I'm in milk. Yep, I'll drink like a regular glass of milk every once in a while, dude
With a PB&J. There's nothing like it man
You know my dad drinks a glass of milk with every meal for me matter what he's eating
He drinks a glass of milk with so he goes out
He's like he doesn't need out. Oh, he did he just eats at home like he'll eat two hot pockets with a glass of milk
I don't like that you respond. Yeah, right
Okay, I'm sorry. I can't I can't wait any longer. I'm Brandon has been traumatized by the new Garfield movie
it's an animated movie for children and
Brandon has been talking about it. Like it is the most grotesque
motion picture ever
Please explain to the people elaborate last night in 3d at like 10 o'clock at night and
It scarred me man
like because I was like dude Garfield is just fucked up inside because think about dude easy eating all this food as
an addiction problem because his dad left in there a dumpster and
Then his dad come back cuz some shit's fucked up and keep telling them these stories
They just keep on me like man. You're right dad. That's alright. Well, no, man. He just left you
You know what I mean, and then they got this scary ass wrinkly ball. He looking dog
That's biggest fuck and they and they trying to fucking kill Garfield man. He almost died five times
They should have died. They are should have died, but they didn't it was fucked up Brandon
Yeah, you see I don't that was kind of scary
Because the dad was black man
Branding what up, do you think that maybe this hits a little close to home? Yeah. I don't know man. It's weird
The food addiction. I know I know but but
He could have been a drug addict, but he was a food addict and the the wrinkly dog maybe a family member
That was close to you that tried to do something five times
It's all starting to make sense now that you explain it like that
No, that dog was trying to kill him though, man
It was because at first he was trying to come with me like I can't fuck kill it
It that's when you see it. It's gonna hide you man. No, I don't think can you pull up a picture?
Yeah, is it a scary dog? I'm imagining like a Beethoven looking dog, but he said his dad was black
Yeah, he was like, hey, what up man? Like you hear it. He just has like black stripes
Which is weird. He's mixed. Remember when he said in the in the front room earlier
He was like his dad's black and you were like as played by Chris Pratt. He was like, oh, yeah
I'm oh that's a scary looking Garfield 2024. No, that's that. That's the good Garfield. I remember those days
Man, that's back in the look at that. Oh
You got his dad. No, that's not his dad. That's not it. Is that a dog? I don't wear this dad
His dad is right there. Oh
Is this he's orange? I know but dude
Why how I hear him? You'll hear him. You'll hear go go to cast. Is that the crazy dog? Yeah
Yeah, I was trying to kill him. Yeah
Garfield hey who made this movie? Oh
My gosh, I want to stream it cast who made this let's find out who made this
Because you guys are scaring Brandon. This is supposed to be a fat. We're gonna Rames his dad is friend
We're gonna boycott. Oh my gosh
Now let's see has bowing you and I'm out all the way agent here this month is over
I can't hold it back. Wait, what character? Well, first of all, he's in a movie about cats and dogs
You said who?
Samuel L Jackson is in everything. Oh, he's big my bad. He's the oh, he's the dad. Yeah, he's the dad
Okay, so who does Vic Vane Rames play Otto?
Forgot who Otto was already. I love my favorite Vin Rames linemen. Oh
Shit, I know a funny as fuck man. Is that a bull? It's like Romeo and Juliet man. What?
Yeah, he's trying to get his cow back and they stole his girl. He ain't having it
He's like man, we're gonna rob this place that pink thing. That's a oh, yeah
This is his girl right here. No this cow man, dude, and when I saw dude operate man
I was like, I know once he get this cow back
He gonna hit that thing up and that's exactly what happened because they show that what what do they show? Oh
Okay, so I think that was a that was a video you looked up on your phone
I was watching in the movie. I was like man, they sent a smash and do some shit
I can tell you that especially with that cow ass and then as soon as I said that
They literally jump into each other and then they had to cut the scene
Cuz it's done. Oh, what are you children? Yeah, oh, it's very children, but the kids probably don't but it scared you have sex in it
No, no, I thought that was cool. But uh
But you were scared at points during this movie. No, I just feel I see I mean, yeah that dogs here to shit
I mean that creepy ass dog, but what I was more concerned about Garfield cuz I was like all this time
I was like damn this fat
Cat like you just eat guy. What is that lasagna? Oh damn shit
But in reality, he's just trying to get over his dad issues. Yeah, cuz his dad left him
He was like, I'll be right back son, and he never fucking came back
And then he gonna come back like you like wait a minute man
The reason I wouldn't because you weren't there when I came back. I
Don't believe it. I mean, I mean, I don't know you're not buying it. He's funny, dude
I feel like they just made it a kid version cuz they like kids
Okay, we gotta make a child like so he was like I'll watch you outside the window all your life. I
Don't know man. So for all the bastard children here dude
It's actually your fault because you weren't by the dumpster when your dad came back
We walked off and then and then and then your fault
This is the dad's crazy side bitch or something like that
It's trying to kill him because she she got sent in a pen for five years
There's a lot going on
A lot to unpack with this movie. So Brandon you also said that this was 10 p.m. At night when the movie started
Yes, it's kind of weird for a children's movie to start that late. Was there anybody else in the theater?
There's some people up in the back very high up. Yeah talking probably where were you sitting? Oh, man
I sat near a right above the handicapped second. Yeah, that's good straight in the middle
Yeah, and yeah, I go a little bit back but I like that. I like that. Yeah, cuz nobody was around
I was making sure I was like, okay, were you by yourself? No now my girls. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my bad, dude
She didn't like the movie
No, she's scared too. Oh, no, she's confused. She's like, what the fuck is this brand you good?
I was just the whole time. I was like this is some shit. This is crazy. And uh, yeah, man, we got that combo
We had a large popcorn and what kind of sodas you get what's that? What so these sodas?
Yeah, that was a real
I see good. So you get you get a icy get popcorn. Yep, and a sour patch kids
Oh, that was five hundred dollars. I was gonna say that's a good day. Not a good discount
Okay discount and I ate all that. I'm sorry. You didn't enjoy the movie man. Oh, man
I knew you he was looking forward to that for a while. Yeah, he's talking for me. Oh, they should have been dead
Yeah, but he wanted him to know I didn't want him to a dude
There was too many situations where I was like there's no way do you remember one of his clothes?
Okay, so they start falling to they deaf the first one and then he bounced back up off the trampoline
They're like, you know, we made and then the other dude made him fall back down to death again
And they often died but at the last minute that dog with all the wrinkles his flaps go up and start waving
They all live because of that. They like parachutes them down. Yes. I was like a real life. That would have been it
Yeah, Brandon, you know, this is a cartoon. I know and this is about talking animals
I know that got kidnapped man. They didn't even want to do this. They got kidnapped
Of all movies
Realism plays no part in a Garfield movie. I know but it was so crazy. They made the owner go crazy, man
He was great. What's his name John?
I'm see that little fucking cuck dude. Oh, I forgot about who played him. Yeah. Oh, yeah, let's see. Hold on. Let me go back to the cast
Okay, so his name John, okay, so this is who played him that's a beast for max man
Yeah, that's a good pick. Can you go back to the go back to the Garfield thing and then go to the images?
Yeah, I got you. Can you click on that one in the top left right there? Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's how you found them
So this is the movie that scared you? This one the good this Garfield movie. It's fucked up
It just made it a Garfield looks different to me now, man
I'm gonna be honest. I don't know how old he is. I don't want to get any legal trouble, but he seems cute man
This is this is when it happened man. This is when you got abandoned. He looks pretty happy though
You can see it through the eyes man
I'm sorry, man. Okay, we can switch topics. I'm sorry Garfield. Look at that. He don't even love love
He does look upset
He should be happy. I'm not gonna deny that and then look at that. Look at that. He's mad
His dad right there. Just like damn son. Why are you mad at me? He knows that's a big-ass cat
Yeah, it's a big-ass cat. He has a lot of weight on him. Yeah that shit all the people he left
Yeah, that shit all the people he left. Oh, so you're saying you're saying his physical weight is
Symbolism for the weight of all his like his wrongdoing. Yeah, man. Everybody he turned his back
I don't think anybody else dug that deep into it now, but I like where you're going dude
You should be a movie critic
Because this is this is
Hypnotizing to see somebody go that deep into fucking Garfield
Yeah, I mean I would love to watch this movie and then think back on the conversation of how Brandon interpreted
I have to go watch it and it breaks it all down to you'll see you like damn Brandon. Damn. Did you cry? I
Didn't did you get why you say like that? I didn't cry. Of course. There was a cry right now
There was a part like damn man
Damn, that's crazy. I didn't cry
What was the maybe a little sniff?
I was like damn maybe some tears welled up. Yeah, nothing fell man. I thought I was looking at
I was like this touch deep it touched deep
I like this crazy like the shit because it's like you believe it. I'm like I was like, thank God
That's a kid movie because this wasn't a kid movie. It would have been a bad way would have been all lies
But since it was a kid movie, I guess this instance it was right and he saved the day who I guess the
Garfield and
Yes, and that's I mean the dad was there and then
Yeah, I just man it looks like it's rough for you it's a crazy movie
Yeah, it's crazy like it when you have so deep. It's so deep. It's the deepest cartoon I've ever seen
Yeah, hey, would you say it has layers man layers just like lasagna? Oh hell yeah lasagna
As really the lasagna is a metaphor for life
Yeah, because sometimes you know, you just gotta get through all those layers of pasta to get to the sauce dude
Now parmesan was probably cocaine
Cuz he's fucked up
Maybe
That's a possibility. Yeah, I'm not gonna deny it. I didn't see the film
But why I don't understand
Why does Garfield's dad look like he has fur and then Odie and Garfield are real smooth like oh cuz he's a wild cat
He in the wild. He was like he was like man. I'm a street cat. You know what I mean?
Your house why he had to leave it cuz he was a street cat. Yeah, he was like
You can't let these babies hold him down. Yeah, I feel like this movie is racist somehow
Yeah, then he realized the son was a pussy and he was like, that's why I kidnapped you know, man
You kidnapped him because you're in a fucked up situation and you want help. Mm-hmm
So so Garfield's dad was in trouble. Yes, and he came back to get Garfield to help
Yeah, what trouble did he find himself? Well, he left somebody else
He was fucking with this other cat this girl and uh shit was hitting off when they tried to rob the Moo Moo truck
Right. Well, they're trying to steal that milk and milk is money to them. Yeah, and when they did that shit
Shit went sideways and then she got caught and he was like man. I'm out. I gotta go
He took off and left her he's like I'll be back with her and left her and now she's like I'm gonna get my goons
These dogs I found in prison because you know prison was crazy
Was it the pound? Oh, yeah, man. They went to the pound and these dogs were fucking crazy
I like when you see that big-ass dog named Vic. Mm-hmm. Oh, so those are all pound dogs. She got some yes. Yes
Oh, she released a pound on his ass. Yeah, they broke out together
And thankfully they changed up. They're like now man. We can't can't fuck this over no more
I feel like this is a mob film a little bit
a
little bit I
Can't wait to watch it now this with all this in my head. Yeah, you're gonna like it. I want it
Doesn't seem like you like yeah, it was weird to me
It was very because it changed my whole experience with Garfield now, like I'm never gonna think of Garfield the same
I'm sorry. Yeah, because I feel like you're hurt right now because I realized I was like he's in this is a whole trauma man
Yeah, uh-huh. Damn
Yeah, but he he he he rise above it. Yeah, he came out on top, right? Yeah
That's all that matters now sad as dad right there with him in the chair
There's some anger did this I'm sorry, I'm sorry
It's okay man. Let it out
I'm just like that's the only thing he accomplished now dad pulled up and spent his a dudes tab
We need all suck it. Yeah his man's tab
I'm gonna say that the donor because he was like man
I adopted him and now yeah, he stole the tab now
He got a big-ass couch and now they both sit next to each other in the big couch
What a dad getting all his extra food too now
Damn I'm sorry
In the kid world I think it was amazing in the real world that was real
It's something behind this yeah
He forgave yeah, yeah, he did he forgave he did and I guess the message
Yeah, you gotta you gotta believe that message. I guess you know
You gotta forgive
You do
This is the craziest
I see what you're saying
You're right. I haven't even watched the movie. I guarantee you're right about everything right now
It's really a social commentary on the state of American families been
Oh
My gosh see even on the headline right here. Look at that
How much you want to bet Vic abandoned Garfield on a Monday?
Oh
Brandon what is this is this? Oh, there's a Garfield reddit
Man oh my god, dude, are you the admin on here? Has this always been the story of Garfield though?
I have no idea about that. I don't know. So what is what is Monday have anything to do with oh, he hates Monday
Yeah, he doesn't hate Monday. That's working
Yeah, he done fuck with Mondays
Oh
Damn dude, can we get on the Garfield reddit and see what's good what other people are saying about this dude?
Yeah, let's see what because I'm willing to bet
Okay, it says oh my god
Look at this the idea of filmmakers giving a sad backstory to why Garfield hates Mondays would both be insanity stupid
but also hilarious
What am dude?
Okay, these people haven't seen it yet
No, they're well, they're talking about trauma. Look that one actually could be Garfield's reasoning for hating Mondays in the movie
He associates it with the trauma of having his father leave him
Uh-huh. I mean it probably won't happen because they that's a heavy for a Garfield movie
But still and that's exactly what they did
Oh my god
These are all seven months ago, yeah
Seven months ago. It just came out the movie just came out. Yeah, just came out 24
He's saying that's the backstory but it's too heavy for them to put in the car. Go to the main reddit
I'm into this now where i'm sorry
I didn't know this whole episode was gonna be about Garfield. But now it is. Yeah, I know scroll up
And then click on r slash Garfield up there
It's gonna show us the whole thing
Oh, well, this is just press exit in that corner normal. He said right here. No to the right what it says sign into google
Oh, yeah, I see what you're doing man
There we go. Look at that. Lego. What is that?
What this oh, that's just a lego. That's scary. I thought he had some blood
This person got a Garfield tattoo. Let me see
All right, if you come back and you have this oh my god, oh never man, uh, that's out the window
So why because of the movie? Yeah the Garfield situation
They called Garfield a main coon situation a main coop. Oh hell what the fuck main coon kitty
That's weird
Oh my gosh, dude. It's probably what it's called kind of garf garf. Okay. Oh, yeah, that's that big cat
Have you seen those never look that up Brandon?
Those those are actually cool
kitty cat
Coon there it is dude. Yeah cat they're expensive. I forgot. Oh man. These cats are cool as hell
Yeah, dude. It's like that. Look at that white one click on the white one with that lady. Look at that thing
Damn, I think it's that big. Yeah, I can't do that shit. Yeah
Casts down. Oh, it's a look at look at his eyes. Yeah, he look mad as fuck. Oh, yeah
I'd be scared of that almost looks like a dude in a easter bunny costume
Why she holding them like that?
She's heavy. She's gonna slam his ass
Brandon I know you have some some aggression towards Garfield dude, but we can't support animals. Oh, no. No, I love cats
You know, I am with squeaks man. I love cats dude. If squeaks was that big he probably killed jake. Oh for sure without a doubt
That's too damn big
Squeaks would kill jakes within the first if like he just passed out for 24 hours. He'll start nibbling on his eyeballs
Yeah, without a doubt jake probably wakes up in the morning sometimes and he's like gnawing on him
Yeah, his fingers
Without a doubt bears start from the ass when they eat it. Oh, yeah, where you think cats start?
the eyes soft tissue eyes nose
lips genitals, maybe if they if you got nothing on yeah
That's chimpanzees. They get through the jeans though. Yeah. Yeah, that's why you got to sleep in jeans. Yeah
Now I understand you understand that. Thank you, dude. You actually helped me understand something about my own life
You should be a therapist Brandon. Hey, I would do it. I would do it. You can't prescribe yourself medicine though. No
No, that's why you just gotta take it
Right there
Give them that you keep the rest you can take a few pills on the top one for you one for me
One for you five for me. I'm more fucked up
My god, oh shit. Oh we had some other crazy stuff. Well you had something crazy happen
Oh my gosh, dude, you gotta tell them about this
Yeah, so I had to drop my girlfriend off at the nashville airport earlier this week, man
And i'm coming back on the way home and the interstate splits into two lanes and it was rush hour traffic
I took the wrong one and I was on some street in nashville
Like it wasn't downtown but businesses on either side like rush hour traffic cars were and I stopped at this gas station
Because I have to piss dude and I want a little snack man
I got one the coke zeros and the tall boy cans makes you feel like you're an american dude a little
Pastry of baked good. I'm having a good time. I pee I go to get and when I get to the gas station
There's these two homeless fellas just arguing just yelling at each other
And I mind my own business and I go in there and I take a little bit
But when I come out like everybody's yelling and screaming and there's a crowd of people
Around them and they're like swinging on each other
And this dude
One of the homeless guys pushes this other dude like in the chest he stumbles back
Hits his heel on the curb and falls back and gets smashed by a car
like
55 miles an hour dude. Jesus christ
Like this dude
100 the other guy who pushed him ran off
They're a whole bunch they're calling the cops people are screaming. It's craziness that dude 100
Either died on impact or died of his injuries like internal bleeding or something, dude
When you told me that I when you told me it isn't a text message and i'm just thinking like
He got hit by a car like uh, I was thinking max 25
I don't know why I was thinking that but I was like max 25 miles an hour
If he got pushed into the street, he got hit going 50 miles an hour. Jesus christ
There was just like no stop lights in that stretch and it's just like right at 5 30. Everybody's going home from work and
SUV
Lady was crying but it just wasn't her fault. It hit him and he flew
I mean, yeah, he like ragdoll like tumbled a little bit. But yeah, he was yeah
Yeah, he didn't go under the car or anything. He got hit and pushed. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
And the lady break pretty pretty fast, but I mean there was nothing she could have done to avoid it
No, I mean that he just like that was a freak
Like final destination type damn that's literally murder. He just yeah because he knew if he pushed him
Yeah, I got somebody by the street
You know what i'm saying? How old were they?
I have no idea. You can never tell what yeah, sometimes, you know
Yeah, two dudes and just you know
They look old rest in peace. I mean, hey, see if you can find it maybe four. Yeah, let's see it up
It was in nashville. It was homeless fight. It was wednesday
Nashville homeless fight homeless fight goes wrong
Dude imagine somebody recorded it. You just see me and I got my coke zeroes
He just get in the car and leave he didn't help it. Yeah, I didn't help at all dude
There was nothing I could have done
I mean, what do you want me to perform emergency surgery?
Let's just say fight driver gas homeless in nashville how poor neighbors like no because those are all 29
Me yeah car. Let's just say fight. They might not have said it was home. It was a twice daily twice daily. Yeah
I don't know if you'll find it bad, but r.i.p dude
damn, I don't know
Nashville they probably didn't put homeless. Yeah, let's just say normal. I guess it's kind of irrelevant. Yeah, it's a life is a life, you know
Yeah, they may not put it on there
Hey, well rest in peace. Yeah, or if you made it or maybe pull it through dude. Maybe maybe I doubt it
I doubt it bro. If you made it and you're watching this we don't have any money or anything
But uh, you can be on the pod. Yeah, you can be on the pot. We'll cook you a meal cook you a nice meal, dude
Yeah, dude, we'll make it worth it. You can use the shower. I got extra
Yeah, just don't shower with my hand soap. I got in there dude. I'll be upset if you do that
Get a nice hug
That's what that's what brandon will be doing real quick real quick
You also know brandon. I know it can be a quick hug quick side side not full frontal hug. Yeah side hug
Yeah, all right. We could do that
I'm trying to help you. Yeah
Embrace this man. No, yeah, I got you man because he could be a I don't know but okay, so you see
Everybody offers something and you offer the hug
Yeah, man. Yeah, man, because I mean you guys said everything so I was like man. Let me say something
Yeah, but you wanted to give him a hug water real quick. Yeah. Yeah
I hit a joint maybe you know what it's a beer. Yeah. Oh, come on. Yeah, that's a good idea
You can have you can have a 12. I know your kidneys are failing already from that fucking impact dude
Chuggy one, man
tough, dude shit, man
That was bad. That was really bad. Did they ever catch the other guy? I don't know. He's pretty fast
Wow
He just ran out. I mean I I like saw everything happen, but I was in so much disbelief. I wasn't really like
I didn't watch where the dude went. I was just looking at the dude on the ground like holy shit
That dude just got hit by a fucking car. Yeah, that's what everybody did the lion king dude
Oh when scar fucking mufasa. Yeah on the end. It was just like that dude. Let's see. Not really
But oh and he got hit by the wildebeest. You remember the wilderness stampede dude. Yeah, it's fucking lion king
That's the circle of life homeless addition
It was kind of like that
Go to the world of will but it was at a gas station. Let's see how they got a will
I'll just search it up mufasa wildebeest wildebeest
Yeah, when in wildebeest
Yeah, dude
Now imagine that was a yeah, dude perfect picture. Oh my gosh. It was just like that
Oh, here go him getting pushed this one. He got damn man
No, man that
Oh, man, this him on the ground. Yeah, this is you watching you like damn
Oh dear dude
Rest in peace rest in peace or hopefully you're still living. I hope he's still he's out there guys. He got her
Yeah, hey dude, if he believed in the lord, he'll always be with this truly praise be
All right, man, i'm glad that we've talked about lighthearted
Yeah objects today like family trauma and murder murder
But sometimes you win us a murder
Sometimes you watch your family get murdered. That's true. It happened. Yeah, those people are out there
Yeah, it's shame
Brandon was it what's the movie that you've seen that you cried the most?
Damn I gotta think of one. What's what's a movie that you mean like that touched my heart or what? Yeah
Oh, there was one movie, uh the good dinosaur
Didn't that come out recently
I've never heard of this. I think this is a newer one. Shut the fuck up
When did this come out?
2015. Oh, okay. Yeah, because my I remember my dog was sick and I was watching that and then I don't know why the
Dinosaur howled and that just hit me because like damn
That's like my dog
And i'm like that kid
So that's that's your tear jerker right there, huh? It was yeah
Yeah, he looks like a sweet dinosaur man, and he was the best. He's good. Yeah. Look at that dinosaur man. He looks so special
In both. Yeah. Yeah, you got a tear jerker movie. I dude, uh
All right, there has to be one man, I know i've probably cried at some
I mean definitely schindler's list if you don't cry at that. I mean I didn't
I thought it was a family movie. Oh, and the striped pajamas pretty hard. I don't know why I keep going with the nazi stuff
Yeah, it's definitely sad
It's fucking sad, dude
I don't know what else. Oh, dude. What's that movie where they play baseball inside of an internment camp the japanese people?
That was pretty sad. I thought you were about to say field of dreams. Oh fuck that dude
Corners
Nah, look at where they play baseball inside of an internment camp. It might have been a disney
Original the last time I cried in the movie was a infinity war when spider-man
That's almost worse than the fucking
Mr. Stark
That's stupid that was amazing
It was spidey look at this american american pastime bro. I've never heard of this before
In world war two they just made every japanese person go into a camp because they were scared of espionage
And then they fucking got good at baseball and then shohei otani signs the largest sports contract in north american history, dude
Sometimes you gotta take reparations in your own hands, dude
Look at that
Dude, the fucking topet go to all see when does this come up see 2007 man seven. Yeah
Look at that 2007. We watched this in history class
Your history teacher was hung the fuck over. Oh, yeah, dude coming down from coke
Probably that you just snorted down from the
Dude coming down from coke probably that you just snorted that morning
We watched cinderella, man
Remember that?
With uh, yeah, yeah, that's one of my favorite movies
I even corrected the feature on it because she tried to say hemry lewis was joe lewis. I'm like no man
I'm sorry, but that's not joe lewis. I can't let that slide. You can't disrespect joe lewis like that
That's one of the best boxes in the world. Yeah
Speaking of boxing you saw deonte wilder got knocked the fuck out for real. Yeah, horrible, man
Uh, it was that dude. What was that dude?
Something the russian guy. Yes, man, dude. He knocked him out horrible. I just made that name up
Okay, hold on easy
Dude, it's something see look right there
I almost got him. Yeah, you were close but dude he knocked his ass
out
Man, no, what don't they want dude? He made him turn his back
And then as soon as he turned his back, he came back around and he just met him at the same time
Oh and and that was it
Come on, man. And yeah, man. I didn't even know he was fighting last night. That's crazy. I should have known that
Kevin holland broke that guy's arm. Oh snapped it in half. Dustin poirier lost
Oh, man at the last second. He saw that what was that that little scoop?
I don't know. They caught the baseball scoop, but he got him and he fell on the ground spin around straight into that guillotine
Yeah, it was bad, dude. Horrible. And that to do is the islam the one that retired after he beat conor mcgregor
No, that's the be but he's doing it. This is trainer like his main. Oh, yeah
Is not coming back. He won't come back. No, his mom asked him to retire
So he did and he never lost. Yeah, he felt like 10 times. He had like 27 fights. He did feed it
Thanks. Let's see. Damn. I thought he felt like that islam guy is 26 and one now
26 who beat him. I don't even know who beat him 29 and no damn 29. No losses. Yeah, he's a goat dude
He is oh shit. Look at that. Well, john jones is also shit
Jones ain't never lost. He just had one dq
Which counts as a loss, but I mean he did because the 12 to 6 elbow or whatever. Yeah, let's see
But fuck dude 26 and only one loss who'd he lose to let's see that dude. That was a good question, man
Yeah, I want to see that too. Yeah, there it is
Let's see what he
Dustin poirier now that's
Too cold. Come on y'all tell me it lost just click through the years
Yeah, it will eventually show a loss. It'll probably be earlier on in his career. Yeah, let's go to 2015 and see
Whooping ass cancel whooping ass
Man, I don't know what they talking about. When is it? Yeah, he been beating ass
It might not be ufc. Yeah, it's probably
Even oh damn because there's no way that is that one dude fought 29 times in the ufc. Oh, yeah, it could be
Oh, he lost to this guy
He did lose it. I mean he did lose first round knockout
Damn
Maybe could be did do all 29 that dude, but that wasn't how they say he's 20s. That one 26 fights
So it didn't look like it. Yeah, he had like 26 canceled fights. Yeah, he did that blood
But that stuff happens. Yeah, yes a wilder got beat
Islam is coming back and Sean Strickland knocked out or now he didn't knock him out, but he beat up paulo costa
Yeah, okay, but he would paulo costa was like ranked number seven
in the welterweight division and what's uh
Sean strickland is number one under the champion. Okay, who's the champion?
The dude that's duplicy the guy that just beat him. Yeah, do put oh he just beat uh
Uh, Sean strickland. It was a close fight though. It was really close. It was close and now he won this one
So he'll probably get a rematch next time. He should man. I mean the who who else is I mean atasania
Strickland beat atasania. I don't even think he's fighting
Anytime soon. Yeah, not for a little bit. He's he gonna train and get back in there
Yeah, but uh
What happened with that? Who else somebody else won and started twerking? That was something
That's what happened. I forgot who that person was. You don't see that nobody saw that girl guy. That was some lady. She won
Started uh, yeah
Throwing it down for that win. So that's good that win
That's good. That's good. You gotta celebrate you gotta celebrate and that is how you do it
Hell yeah
Brandon you think caitlyn clark's can I like find her step in the wmba and the fever are gonna win some games this season
Or what dude?
Yeah, I hope so. Nobody hurts her from all these files
Yeah, because I don't really follow up on the wmba that much but I have nobody
But I have been seeing them files and uh, yeah like somebody was yelling at her and straight up boom bumped her
So she's getting baptized to that. It's a pros if she can handle the
Baptization and getting that water baptism and not drown
the baptism and not drown
Yeah, then if she can float to the top she can do it
So it's all on her and the toughness it's the real test like going into the prison, right? Yeah
Like rambo dude, yeah, you got a survival shit man. They tried to cut his hair
He wasn't going for that. He whooped everybody's ass man survival of the fittest survival of the fittest and he was the fittest wouldn't he?
Yeah, yeah, so just like just like we're gonna be tonight on warzone. Oh shit
Yeah, dude, we're fucking we're throwing up. Let's let's let's let's set it that two dubs. We're only playing for an hour and 30 minutes
Okay, we both gotta be to work. Yeah
Good job that I won't say the name of that establishment. They don't want to be associated with this filthy production
You guys gotta start being nicer or something. Yeah us
You did the shit you just said yeah
What dude I was talking about I don't even remember
This dude just fucking talked about how Garfield is like a metaphor for just speaking the truth not having a dad
Yeah, yeah, it was bad. Yeah
He came in the day and he was like watching a new Garfield movie and he starts shaking his head
I'm sitting there cooking and I'm like, yeah, how was he's like?
It's crazy, man
It was really dark
He's almost like his voice he's losing his voice while he's talking about it. I'm like damn dude, you care so much
You do. Yeah, I thought it was gonna be a
Family fun time. Yeah, nah, man. It's therapy, you know
Damn, that's not what you came there for
It's not what you wanted to see now, but it might have been what you needed to see
I gotta start going to olive garden or something. Yeah
Yeah, what they had no dude they had the branded foods on there too. So they had a olive garden tray and all that stuff
Oh product. Yeah, see it's taking over during the UFC fights last night. They're talking about bad boys forever
wall dust and pori a and islam
makyachev makyachev
Are in the middle of a round dude, makyabella
Yeah, dude dom doesn't need it. It doesn't even need to fight the guy his last name beats his head
I mean, that's crazy. I don't even try to say people's names like this
These people do
russians
Anybody has a name
Yeah, russian names are hard unless it's igor or
Fado it's always fatal. It's always v's in there last night
nerga medov nerga medov
Kalashnikov, isn't it crazy how like they're such tough guys, but they're so bad at war
They're like the worst at war
War does take intelligence
Yeah
A lot of work, but you could just try it if you just long as you have a couple smart ones
You can throw these motherfuckers in any situation. They're just like, okay
Yeah, no, you're right. But all the famous scientists and shit. They're german
they're
British maybe you know, steven hawken. He was british asian
Steve hawken was it? Yeah
Asian scientists, okay. Asians just get at everything really. Yeah. Yeah. Well, so that's growing
Yeah
But they overcame that with science look at yalming
Yeah, they just got the two tallest people to fuck and they're like dude the punnett square. It's adding up. He's got to be tall
Hell, yeah, brandon. If you could be any height, what would you be?
I feel like you could be like four or five. No, I'd be like six eight
Eight. You would do six eight? That's too much. That's too big. Or six six
That's the devil. Okay, six fives the load. No, you take six eight. You want to be six eight?
Six eight because you'd be the NBA, right? No
At least he's honest
I don't know. I don't know if you say if you play as good as they said
And then you're six eight. You'd probably be in the NBA. All right, you know, maybe
Maybe especially because then i'd be definitely dunking. So if i'm in there dunking
I feel like you would be six eight and couldn't dunk. Oh man for sure a hard layup though
Yeah, he'd do the hardest layup. The rim would just stuff them. Man, them layups are already hard
I thought you were a beast brad. Yeah, i'm good with them layups and stuff man. You are? Yeah, i'm good with my layups
Two and uh, yeah, I get them two and three shots
Sometimes we miss a couple shots. The only option. Everybody miss some shots. They're either worth two or three man
You'll see though. Unless it's a free throw. I'll let you see on the court. Me and Brandon versus jj and uh, lumbra
He leaves it all out there man. He doesn't I mean dude, he fucking leaves a
Slick spot on the court. You'll slip right over. Yeah, he'll cross you up with fucking biology dude
I need a headband. I'm getting a headband. Perfuse
Getting a headband. Yeah, i'm gonna go to academy. Bryce gonna hook me up. Did you do that thing that you're here?
I see you're trying to. Yeah, I bought a sponge. The bow wow sponge man. Yeah
A little bow wow. Yeah that bow wow twitch thing
Trying it and next time mike the one who'll be lining you up. Yeah. Yeah, that's who's lining me up now
So he's gonna hook me up right? Yeah, i'm lining you up nice with a straight
With a straight uh, step of that curve. Yeah, can't use a gay razor dude only a straight razor. Does he use straight razors?
Straight razor. Yeah. Yeah
Oh, yeah. Yeah, you gotta use it. That's how you get you. He'll put you a spray. He'll put you a spray and you should make my ball spot
Go away for a night for a night
I need one of those. That's when you go into the yellow rose dude. You gotta get that spray on there
The flex seal or whatever it is
Then we were trying to go to the strip club last night
after we left uh
Cause we went out to red zone met up with scott then went to end zone
Yeah end zone met up with scott then went to moody's and was there for like just a couple minutes
And then uh scott was like scott and charlie both fucked up
so they're like going home and alex was like, well drop charlie off and then uh,
Take a swing by it
But luckily we didn't because I didn't want to spend that much money and we got in there and there was there was 10
People trying to get in now. I'm not gonna say what color they are
But they were arguing a lot
We had
What color are they brittan?
it's black
Well, look so it's like five girls up there five guys and they're trying to get in
They just need your id and a pen and a strip club. Yeah to pay they all were paying cash clearly
You know what I mean?
so
They go up there and then like the women go they come back and then the
The workers like and I need your id to two dudes in the back and like they hear her
But they're just on their phones like this and like hey, I need your ids
I need your ids. They had three times and his voice hits him like hey, we need your id
And i'm thinking he ain't 21. That's why he didn't want to give up his id
But he hears him he looks back down on the phone and slowly pulls it out. I'm like what the fuck is going on here
Give him your id pay for whatever you why are you holding up this whole fucking line?
But it's a blessing in disguise and then they were like the women have
After that the worker got his id the woman was like I need your id back in the back
And then they do all the women were like you already have my id you're gonna have my I ain't gotta give you
No, I was like, well, I'm just me and alex is looking at each other. We're just leaving. It's just no
You're not even gonna get in there
But it was good because I didn't have to spend no money
I spent that money on a haircut. You got to see this fucking line. It looks nice. Yeah
Thanks, man, I really appreciate that. Hell yeah, that's a damn i'm gonna take jj to my barber
Could you imagine with the straightest with the straightest lineup? What are you talking about? I like to see it
I'm never getting a haircut ever again, dude. I'm gonna just let it grow out. You're gonna be the okay. I can't say what you do
but
I was about to say it with a mullet. It's both. Oh dude. It just grows like that
You know, I didn't choose it. It just grows in all white trash like like that
Yeah, it doesn't grow on the sides. It only grows in the back
It's a good style what time we are we are at 45 minutes on the dot or about to be 46
Damn dude, same age as dom. That's crazy. I know I know
I don't know. I'm a young spry fellow
I felt like we did 30 minutes on garfield
I feel like we talked about golf for at least 25 minutes at least was it 25 something around that? Okay around that garfield
Yeah crazy. I'm sorry Brandon. It's okay
Good now we're good
Damn guys
Oh, we went to uh, oh we went to um star dome star dome and now Brandon has a new favorite comedian
Uh, man, he was really good. I'll give him that jim brewer because listen man
He was crazy like the stuff that was happening. It was I wasn't ready for it. It was like watching jerry lewis
times steroids and all that other
Just like that dude, it was just like that. I just didn't know brandon was a staunch republic
Okay, no, no brandon. Brandon has no idea what he said in one of the things. Do you know could you say a joke that he said?
Dude, the only thing I remember is him going like uh, uh, yeah
Like just going crazy be like
Yeah, but you probably saw people like that in your classes all the time. Yes, I did
classes in the bus station
but uh
The short bus station. Yes both of them man. They were all over the place. I'm just kidding
I like I it was killing me that you liked him that much
That was the best part of the night. That's part of the whole night because he was crazy
This is just the way he was acting with like whenever he do one is acting he would do some stuff like
He was hitting the table he couldn't control his self. Yeah, man, that was good
I feel like that's a lot darker than the garfield movie to be honest, but because that's real life shit
Yeah, I would listen some of them all like damn that's weird, but then we did
Hit himself in the back or something. I'm like, okay. I like the slapstick. I like this joe biden impression
Or he just walked off the stage
I liked his uh his gun joke. He was like, uh, oh, yeah
He's he's like i'm never i've never owned a gun. I thought about owning the gun till 2020
And now i'm like I need 50 of these
I feel about that
No, yeah, it was it was fun. Uh
Jonah
Jonah got second. Yeah, I don't you know who got first daniel
Something he's from Atlanta. Yeah, Atlanta comp or something
I don't know. I have no clue. I came in there late on him
So I just seen half of it, but he was killing but Jonah. Let me tell you about the boy. Jonah
He fucking smacked him. He did on that big stage and it wasn't like everybody was doing good
You know what I mean? Yeah, it wasn't like a
Easy crowd. Yeah, it wasn't that you had to go get them and he he did uh, he did good
What's my man's name? The jewish one?
dark skin
I red jacket. I know who you're talking about. What was it? I thought he did I thought he did like oh negan
Matt negan. Yeah, man. I thought he did really good. He did
Yeah, he's funny. I thought he was funny. Uh, who else they have who got second with jona that mom
Yeah, the mom. I don't know her name the light skinned lady from tuscaloosa. Yeah. Yeah. I don't remember
She did good mika mika mika something mika. Yep, mika. Carrie maybe. Okay. I don't know
I mean I should you could tell me anything. I'm firing shots in the dark
No racial. Do you remember that one?
Kato
No
Listen kato caitlin if you don't know who he is
He's he was I think he was like oj simpson's roommate
He was right and he was like he got called to the stand and all this stuff
So he was big in the trial he comes around every once in a while talk about oj and shit
And I guess he does stand up and he opened up with like seven eight minutes
Very yeah. Oh my gosh him back in the day. I did not know he had that fucking eileen war knows hair
Oh my gosh, he had like the strongest face in the world
No, angela jolee has the strong now. He's stronger
No, angela jolee's face could cut glass
This fucking guy. He's just got a wide ass. What the he does have a wide ass like joe. Yeah, damn
Damn, he's like brad pitt if everything that's what I was thinking
Like once upon time in hollywood, they're probably the same age
Maybe look at him now go to the now picture. Where are they now the stardome in birmingham?
Yeah, he was a nice guy. Oh, yeah, dude. His energy was great. Yeah, his energy was great. But um
Yeah, dude when he was talking that asian girl in the front man
I don't know if that was just crowd workers. That's part of his act
But he went in on an asian girl for a while. Wow, his wife is chinese or something
His wife is of asian descent. I don't remember
Okay, remember the other girl that he tried to get to stand up. He was like with the sleeve with sure
How about you stand up turn around? Oh, dude, that was yeah. What happened? What she did?
She didn't stand up. I think she just pretended like she wasn't there
And then the dude in the back was like saying something like what those three gay dudes in the back?
What up or something like that? It's like yeah get a drink on his tab or he's gay, but I don't know
I don't know. Wasn't he messing with somebody like mom too?
I think because somebody was talking to somebody mom and then the dude was like that's my mom. He's like, oh, okay
No, it was her. He was messing with the with the
Lady who does comedy in birmingham. Oh, yeah
And he was like asking where her husband was and said something about that was cassio though
Oh, oh, yeah, that was probably that was cassio because he was eating a burger dom bought a bucket of beer
I don't remember me. I'm sorry. I just remember that they chugged that first one. I was like, all right
I like limes
Okay, so that's how we get you drunk just some shit with limes in it. Yeah, dude. I love limes
Like when I go to a mexican restaurant, i'll just eat the limes by themselves really that's good
I love them. I was a kid. I used to drink lemon juice just like out of the thing like the little lemon
I love it dude. You just squirt a little bit. No
Drink the bottle dude. I love it. It would fuck my stomach up dude, but I love it man. I love citrus
So you're a sour guy. Yeah. Hell yeah. So you love sour patch kids warheads. I don't like gummies though. What about warheads?
Warheads are okay
They're just the the point of a warhead though is just to be sour
Like it's not supposed to taste good on film. Well, it tastes good at the end because you yeah, I like the sour skittles
Oh
The green bag. Fuck that's nasty. Those are good. I hate sour shit though
I mean, I don't I don't dislike sour shit, but like shit like that
Warheads and then the sour skittles that have that stuff on the outside. It's like the sour powder. Yeah, I like that
Me too. I like that a lot
I like the sour spray they used to have. Oh my gosh. Yeah sour slime
Didn't have the toxic slime. Yep. Yeah, I never had it but I knew it was good. It's too much though
You'd be like, oh, it's just sugar
Sticky it's green sludge
Yeah
As a candy in like a biohazard barrel thing. It's like toxic. Cool
Yeah, i'm a rebel. You're a rebel. Yeah, dude. I wear dc shoes and big shorts, bro
You know you're a little short ass wearing that. Oh, dude. These are the shortest shorts I have
Three and a half inch inseam. Hell yeah, that's wild
Dude, big ass shorts look dumb. No, they don't. No, I mean
When jay muncie pulls up with those shorts that look like loose fitting capris that shit is insane
I mean big shorts are not cool the cargo shorts short shorts are in style dude
They don't have to be that short though
Dude, hey man when you got quads like these brother
They they're gonna be short. Yeah, I mean he's not wrong
I just rely on that part. We got some good quads and you can wear some shorts like that
So you're saying jay that should keep on wearing his tear drop right there brandon. Okay, you see that dude
I see what's going on. He sees what's going on dude. He like he gets it like my yeah, man
I mean you wear short shorts
used to
But but it was because I was big like I remember my first uh basketball game
They only had one pair of shorts left for me
And uh, they were like all the way up here because I was big
They didn't have my size
So I mean that time I wore it and then sometimes I wear those like short ones for wrestling
And then like if I trained in may i'd have like a really short but other than that
No, just i'm talking about walking around walking around
I've never seen have we ever seen you in shorts one time? No, brandon doesn't really wear shorts
I don't wear shorts. I gotta buy more
I I almost only wear shorts dude. You like you will wear shorts and hoodie, right?
Yeah, see I do that sometimes I know it's uh, but y'all like you you'll go further with white people because y'all wear with like socks with no
I mean
slides with no, uh socks
Yeah, i'm always wearing socks. Oh, yeah, I hate I hate taking my socks
And you had to do it for pat to go get a big whiff of that on the doom show. Shout out shenanigans
Yeah, shout out shenanigans, but they made me get the dogs out dude. I was not a fan
I didn't like doing that but I did it for the show. I wanted him to get down on mine
I knew it would smell like corn chips and
Oh, it was rough
JJ, you would have quit if you had to do that one. Would you? Yeah, I hate feet man. Yes, you hate feet
I hate man. I hate open. So I don't want to see anybody's feet man or woman
I the foot fetish people, you know good for y'all
it's actually foot fetishes come from a lack of
Maturity in the brain because the two areas that control balance and pleasure are right next to each other
And if your brain isn't fully developed those never separate
so, you know
I'm not saying you're dumb if you like feet, but you have a brain that isn't fully developed and that's all i'm gonna say damn man
You know, I like
Hey, and that's cool brandon. That's that that's you got documentation and shit. He said that's cool, but you are simple-minded
That's what he said. That's not
It's what I implied heavily
No, man, but look at somebody like jake dude. Yeah, he's trying he's trying to say he's not a foot guy anymore
You don't it just doesn't go away. Yeah, it doesn't go away
It's not something it's irreversible man. Mm-hmm
You just like them. Yeah, i've never even heard of that until like I was like 28
About people being in the feet and shit like that
I think that I mean, it's always been around but you know, you never like met somebody I would say
Until I was like, yeah well in my 20s. I'm like you like feet sucking toes was always like a joke. Yeah
I heard about it like you you'd say like oh you suck toes. Yeah
Used to hear people like that man. I suck the toe or two. I have sucked the toe or two
I was I could never man. Yeah, it's certain kind of feet that I will I lick on them
I would rather eat somebody's ass than suck their toe. Oh, no, man. That's worse
Did you get that?
Well, you got to make sure the ass is clean. I don't lick the ass too. Oh, okay
Well, yeah, it was 100 i'll get it. I'll hose it out first
But the foot I don't care if you just got like a pedicure and what took a shower. I would never do that's disgusting, bro
It's disgusting. Really? You wouldn't even lick them. No, man
I'd rather lick his shoe. You're missing out. No, man
That's insane, dude. That's you stand on those would you lick a shoe? I mean not a shoe but a foot
Yes, you have no. Oh, oh, yeah
Yeah, yeah, one time. How quick you said that. Yeah, because you ain't gonna lick my foot
Yeah, well, what's it? Well, maybe don't want it. Oh, you didn't you didn't like do it in that. This was a man
No, no, it wasn't a man. It was a girl. Of course
She was like you ain't gonna lick my foot. Oh, yeah
I'll lick somebody's foot, but i'm not gay dude. No, not no dude's foot. It was a girl. Yeah. Yeah
And then uh, but you never like did it in the heat of passion like grabbed her toe and start gnawing on a little bit
No, no, not yet. Not yet
This nigga ace, bro
Bro, I don't know if I text it back. I gotta text him back. He said I just wake up
I don't even know when I think it was saturday morning because uh, I was tired of shit
So I slept all fucking day after I got off work on friday, and then I just wake up to
Don't judge a girl's pussy by what her pussy lips look like this is a message from uncle
Like that I swear to god looks can be deceiving. Yeah, that's pretty much what he was saying
He was like just because a pussy looks like it's good
Doesn't always mean it or he could been talking about the vice versa
I don't know. I need to dig deeper you ever play out a scenario in your head that hasn't happened yet
But just like an imaginary thing. I was doing this thing. I was like, maybe I should ask dom forever
For our open mic. We should write each other a five minute set brand new shit
And I was thinking about jokes that I was gonna I would write in this one that I thought of is kind of related to that
It's like
You know a pcos is
Like a woman who has pco pcos like ovarian cyst. Okay, like little bumps on the ovaries
like
Textured pussy
It has a different texture to it
It's like
Ribbed I was gonna write a joke about that. I don't know how I was gonna do it
Yeah, but it's one of those ones where I can just see like the audience face and they're just like cringing and they just hate their life
Dude, and those are my favorite that'd be a good idea though. Just like we can update but what stand up
He said like rib like when you touch it like
Feel like like little bumps dude, like uh, you ever seen a pair of shoes and on the bottom
They got all those little circular bumps. Oh, yeah at the hospital and shit. Yeah, I know what you mean like that
I don't use them for your circulation. Huh? Yeah. Okay
Okay, okay, yeah, I was I don't know why I was thinking like a blind dude with that bristle stuff what those things
It's kind of like that. It's kind of like that but it's more like, you know, like on a fast food
Soda on the top where you push it in. Oh, yeah, it's like that. Damn. That's rough, man
I don't know if that's actually what it's like, but that's what I'm imagining in my it's got to hurt
You ain't never had rib condoms for her pleasure
Huh? Ripped condoms. Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I have. Yeah. Yes, I am
But uh, not barbecue ribs, no, no, no little ribs on them. Yeah, you just get the bare skin, huh?
Oh my bad. Okay. Okay. Mr. Bare skin over there. Yeah, get that the bare skin raw
You guys still you still use condoms? Oh, yeah, man. You always gotta be safe out there
You gotta be protected. Oh, yeah, that's good for you guys. I am. Yeah, I'm too young to have a mini Brandon
You ain't lying. Yeah, why you too young? You're not a kid, dude
He's waiting. Waiting 10 years. I mean if you can sometimes things happen, you know, you can't do it
Especially here you can't do anything about it
You just got to go along with it or you will go to jail. God will, dude
That's a lesson, dude. Buy condoms. Yeah, it's way cheaper. I feel like I'm gonna somehow get this
I feel like I'm gonna somehow get in trouble for saying that but I would dude having sex without a condom in this economy dude
Bold move man, but you know girls get the fucking thing in their arm and they don't have sex
I mean can't kiss for like three years. Yeah, and it works, but sometimes it doesn't dude
Yeah, what if it breaks? What if it shifts a centimeter to the right? You got to trust in that
I don't trust in science dude. Look where that got some people man
15
Trusting in science. Yeah
Never dude
It's just science. Look at the people that trusted the banks man. Look at fucking Godzilla. That's not science. Look at Godzilla, dude
Scientific fucking movies. Look at that. They believe didn't it? Then they got a fucking big ass monster to fuck them up, man
Yeah, dude. Yeah, that's science. Okay
Yeah, he made a great point. I couldn't have said it better myself, dude
So Godzilla's your example. Look at contagion. Look at covid
You can't trust the science man. That was a good movie contagion. What was that movie from the 90s that predicted uh
Covid you remember the one with the monkey and everybody got sick and they had to like let's continue. Oh, no, no, that's uh hot zone
Is that that's hot zone? You're talking about with Matt Damon, right?
Gwyneth Gwyneth Paltrow's banging
uh
Banging somebody else and she gives it from China. I think I think so. Yeah, I think that's called hot zone
No, that's not hot zone. I'll search it up. I don't that's definitely contagion contagion is the new one. I think it was outbreak
No, it's not contagion isn't enough. Go look at it the new world. It might be yeah. It is outbreak. It is
That's exactly what I was talking about. Yeah that oh, no, no, that's not the one. Look up contagion contagion was a good movie
Yeah, that was scary, dude
Contagion
Right there. Oh damn that looks fucked up. Yeah, see Matt Damon Gwyneth Paltrow
Oh, they got never seen they got my girl
Kate Winslet in there. Oh and her
from uh, dark dark night rises
She had that terrible death scene and of course Lawrence Fishburke
Huh, how did she die?
Uh, batman hit her damn batman. That's abuse. Yeah, batman kills a lady. Yeah
It's fucked up hits with the car. How's he not gonna kill anybody but just kill one girl
And then the joke trying to ruin the world
Take over Gotham. Damn
Joker was just doing mischief. He was a silly guy
Like to joke around kill little people. I don't know man. I still haven't seen somebody's face. Yeah
We're having fun. We're goofing
Silly good almost
I like the I like the Joaquin Phoenix Joker where he murdered that guy with those scissors
Oh, yeah, he fucked him up and the little dude was trying to
Go, yeah, and he comes over and just opens it
You always were good to me. How crazy is it? I've been thinking I've been thinking about seeing it
The joker. Yeah, it's good. No, man
Whenever I watched it it was too much they were everybody was hyping it up and it's a really good movie
But they were like, I mean, it's literally the comedian though, or
it's like the comedian and uh
With Robert De Niro and Mark or Martin uh, crusadesy movie
Back in the day. It's pretty much that
But with the joker, I've never seen that one
Do you know a good movie if you want to go back and watch an old good movie taxi driver?
You seen that? Oh, yeah, I mean i've heard of it haven't you?
Yeah, that was me for I swear to god till like three years ago. Isn't he just like crazy?
Yeah, crazy dude, but a good crit like Robert De Niro at his peak. That's acting right here
I've seen this so many times video game come out of this
No, no, they had scarface and like uh god, I thought it but never this one. I think there was a movie
Or but he's legit called taxi. He's legit an insane person. This was in the most beautiful way
He plays it so well. He must have hung out with like
Fucking whole bunch of he must have won some some open mics or something
Dude he did perfect. I know a guy that dresses like that. Look up the comedian with Jerry Lewis
This is what the joker is uh based off of you say jerry lewis
Yeah
Uh go to all
You said oh shit. Yeah, never mind. I think okay. Wait, I could do the comedian with Robert De Niro. Is that what it is?
Yeah, just put movie
There
Two damn damn sure ain't no 2010. Okay. Hold on. Let me do the 80s. Let me do Robert De Niro in the 80s
Because I forgot he did a lot of comedian movies
Am I is that the name of the movie?
I put down all in 80
Okay, so yeah, yeah that one oh the king of comedy the king of comedy that's what it is my gosh dude
I've never seen somebody look more like they touch kids
Yep, there we go
Yeah, he has an infatuation with uh, jerry lewis the king of comedy
I think he wants to be a stand-up and shit so bad. I kind of lose this shit
There's a lot of real life people like
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Oh my gosh sounds like some fun and on tuesdays also at the same time. She picked one
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I guess I should know things like this. But yeah, they got that one too. And then fat sammy's on
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