1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,080 This week on clown college. I've seen a picture of an airplane 2 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:10,280 This is just gonna be people on an airplane 3 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:19,680 This is not what I was a cockpit they rented out an airplane for an hour and banged in it airplane 4 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:23,480 People okay people acting as an airplane. Oh 5 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:26,120 I got an airplane cosplay 6 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:32,200 Welcome to clown college we have profound knowledge in many ways to elevate and make his own polish 7 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:37,840 So if you want to hear a little honest you take song always to make it as a comic stick around for a while 8 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:59,280 Down the clown we got to guess right now just to show you how it's all go to clown college baby. It's with Brandon Willis, Don and JJ. 9 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:05,600 Pretty epic dude. Put your tobacco in there. Yeah, only legal products. Yeah, I don't smoke anymore 10 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:07,600 or ever actually 11 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:10,400 This is going on the record 12 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:19,520 Hey, is this episode 30? Wow, man, this is 30. This is 30 damn dude 13 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:24,280 Seems like yesterday 14 00:01:24,320 --> 00:01:26,320 We bought this table 15 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:30,800 This is the biggest fucking table it is you ever 16 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:37,840 Dude, it's so big and it was like only $100 too. It's not bad man. Yeah, this is quality wood right here 17 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:40,640 Ash I believe 18 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:46,280 Probably your favorite wood Brandon. Yeah 19 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:55,360 My favorite wood I 20 00:01:55,360 --> 00:02:00,880 Don't see I don't really know what so I'm just gonna be biased cuz I only know like one type of wood just red wood 21 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:04,160 I guess that's good. That's a good one. Yeah, it's really got cherry wood 22 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,000 What what's that? 23 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:09,520 Sequoia 24 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:12,440 I don't think you can learn it. I'm just gonna search up 25 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:15,560 Yellow wood. Oh, dude, the most 26 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:22,520 Wealthy person ever from Alabama was the dude that started yellow wood fuck is yellow wood. Let's see what yellow 27 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:28,880 It's a company. Look it up. Do you like really yellow wood? Uh, well it it kind of has like a yellow tint to it staying 28 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:33,240 I guess let me see. Well, it's look up yellow wood. Come out of 29 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:36,560 Company, Alabama, I guess company 30 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:45,080 The commercial is what I remember if you grew up at yellow wood, right? Yes. I think his name's Jerry 31 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:47,360 dude 32 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:49,760 You grew up in Alabama you 33 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:53,640 Remember this commercial dude the yellow wood commercial 34 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:57,400 Can you find it Brandon? Please? It's not an American right there 35 00:02:57,400 --> 00:03:02,840 Look up yellow wood commercial and they have a fucking NASCAR sponsorship 36 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:05,680 This is the most Alabama thing ever 37 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:09,640 All right, I think that yeah 38 00:03:09,640 --> 00:03:19,480 Oh, yeah, you got a login to my shit on there. Yeah, you mean do that real quick. No, just let's play this 39 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:26,240 I recently rode into a town that had never heard of yellow wood much less yellow fella 40 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:34,520 They didn't know about it protecting outdoor building projects against rock decay and termites or about yellow woods new lighter more natural appearance 41 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:36,520 Which makes it easier to paint a stain? 42 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:39,560 Oh, after a little while of getting to know these fine folks 43 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:46,600 I explained it to them and together we rebuilt that town and then I left rockwood 44 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:49,480 Oh, I understand they don't call it yellow rotter 45 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:54,760 All right, first of all, I'd like to point out not a single minority in that whole 46 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:59,160 What happened not even not even a tan person really? 47 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:05,400 But yeah, this is the most this is the wealthiest man and from Alabama for real 48 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:07,400 Yeah, he made like 49 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:10,360 750 million dollars damn. Can you look that up? 50 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:14,840 Richest person from Alabama is still love. I think so 51 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:21,240 Richest person in Alabama do if you've got like a 52 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:27,500 Three bedroom trailer. Wow, he popped up. See look at that. Jimmy. There he is. What's his net worth? 53 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:33,260 Let me search it up Jimmy rain net worth there it is right there 54 00:04:33,820 --> 00:04:35,820 one point, oh damn my 55 00:04:37,140 --> 00:04:45,060 Don't say he's a millionaire. Mr. Rain making it rain. First of all, I only gave him half credit. I said 750 million 56 00:04:45,900 --> 00:04:51,580 It's crazy. I've never heard of yellow wood or this person same here, but that's the way to do it 57 00:04:51,580 --> 00:04:57,460 I just be low-key rich. Yeah, like this dude could be in a Walmart and he'd fit right in. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah 58 00:04:57,460 --> 00:04:59,620 I may have helped in that publics. Who knows? 59 00:05:02,620 --> 00:05:08,580 He still wears a tight jeans and cowboy boots, I hope so guarantee it I hope so well you can't well 60 00:05:08,580 --> 00:05:11,340 All jeans are tight when you're him, you know 61 00:05:11,940 --> 00:05:14,680 They gotta be boot cut so you can get them up in there 62 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:19,000 I see what he rocking with. Is that Bezos? 63 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:26,320 Oh, yeah, Bezos right there with uh, that's a girl I think. He's ex-wife I think. No, that's his girl. That's his current wife 64 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:28,320 I don't think they married. It's his girl though. 65 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:32,040 They having a good time. Yeah, she had a lot of work done 66 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:38,880 Yeah, yeah, I feel like if you're the you know, the richest man are next to it 67 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:43,880 Maybe get somebody who's naturally beautiful or just everybody 68 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:47,440 I don't know. I feel like you wouldn't have to settle down really unless that's what you want 69 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:50,560 But if you're going to you should pick somebody who's you know 70 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:57,200 Like that's a lot of work. You get somebody you can get along with if we're gonna pretend 71 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:04,960 Not like a car dealership, you know, I don't like it dude, she kind of looks like Marilyn Manson a little bit 72 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:11,280 She's got a very wide mouth. Yeah, it's something. Brandon. You don't know Marilyn Manson. Are you serious? 73 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:16,920 Did you know this guy had his ribs removed so he could orally pleasure himself? That's word on the street 74 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:23,440 Seriously, look at him. It makes a lot more sense. That sounds fucking painful as shit. Oh, okay. Perfect 75 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:29,120 That's what that's now. Oh now we need to go down to some old Marilyn. Let's see. Which one's old? 76 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:31,120 This old? No, that looks when he's thin 77 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:34,400 Right here. Yeah, that's an old one. Yeah 78 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:36,400 Okay, it says unsafe right there 79 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:45,120 I guess like the art me and Brandon's like generation. We had Jeffrey star who was kind of like 80 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:50,160 Oh my gosh. Yeah, he was you know, Jeffrey. Yeah, I've heard of him. Let me search up. He was a character 81 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:56,160 That dude's got some money. I can't believe y'all had y'all heard that same rumor because that's been out for a long time 82 00:06:56,160 --> 00:07:04,160 Yeah, that was I heard that was like uh, like an urban legend. I know that one in that that Richard gear put the gerbils in his ass 83 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:09,680 See I heard that but I heard that way later in life, but I think it's always been there 84 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:14,160 I wonder where that came from. Just just somebody was like, oh, it was like stirbles in his ass 85 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:21,440 Sylvester Stallone. He really they think Richard gear and uh slide and worked on a movie together and they hated each other 86 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:29,360 And Richard gear thinks Sylvester Stallone started the rumor but still he like denies it. He's like no that no that wasn't me 87 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:32,640 Yeah 88 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:36,160 That's a good picture 89 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:40,160 What about the one where he's touching his wiener 90 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:46,160 I don't know why you clicked on that. I don't know either 91 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:50,960 Is that when he was in uh, yeah, I think that's when he was in balto 92 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:55,680 You remember that movie balto or I think that's what it's called about the dog 93 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:59,280 Where he has the he's a professor in Japan. He has the dog 94 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:02,080 Oh 95 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:07,600 Let's see hot hot hot chico, I think that's it hot cheese 96 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:11,120 Oh, yeah 97 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:15,760 Happy aapi month Asian movie about a dog 98 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:19,920 Yeah with no Asian boy best dude. No Asians in the uh, oh Asian people in the 99 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:23,040 You don't think Joan Allen is Asian 100 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:28,160 I don't even know these other two people. Yeah, I don't Richard gear. He has a lot of misses 101 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:31,440 He has some big hits, but he has a lot of mess. What the fuck is this about? 102 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:32,720 Oh, dude, okay 103 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:35,680 So he has a dog right and he's a professor and he's a professor 104 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:36,720 He's a professor 105 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:41,760 And he goes to the train station and the dog meets him at the train station every day and he gives him food or something 106 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:45,120 And then the professor has like a heart attack and he dies 107 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:50,960 But the dog goes to that same spot every day out of loyalty and they build a statue for him at the train station 108 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:55,920 Man's best friend. I agree with that 100 percent 109 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:59,120 I was writing about that the other day with somebody else's dog 110 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:02,960 What happened? I would just say that he's a man 111 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:07,840 This is my best friend right here. I even had on video. I was like man like look at this dog right here, man 112 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:11,520 I just met this dog and I love this dog. I love my dogs too, but this dog 113 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:16,960 Man, something's up. Yeah, something to you. What kind of dog is it? I think it was a labradoodle 114 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:24,720 Oh, it's kind of puffy and curly. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. Yeah, man dog was big as me. I'm dude. I'm not gonna lie 115 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:27,920 I'm not bro. I said look when I first I'm not gonna lie 116 00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:33,520 But when I saw that dog man, it looked just like Matthew lumber. Oh 117 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:37,120 I'm just 118 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:40,720 Throw in a picture of that right here, dude. Let me get the labradoodle teen pop sensation 119 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:42,720 Yeah 120 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:51,200 So whose dog was it oh, how'd you meet this book my uh, mom's it was my mom's guy friend 121 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:58,160 From uh, Atlanta, we don't have to go into it. We don't you say guy friend. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know how to because you know what parents 122 00:09:58,160 --> 00:10:03,040 I don't really know how to pronounce. You don't want to say what what I was just boyfriend that how people say it 123 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:05,040 Okay. Yeah boyfriend. There's she's been 124 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:08,080 Yeah, you never know 125 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:10,880 Unbelievable man 126 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:14,240 That's a pretty cool dog. Yeah, is it that color? 127 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:16,880 I don't know 128 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:23,680 Let me find it was white. Oh dude. Well, I know what we have to talk about man. Oh brandon redeemed himself. He did 129 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:26,480 Oh, yeah in the race race. He fucking 130 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:30,480 Surprisingly fast when he doesn't eat shit within the first three steps 131 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:32,480 I don't do all this before I go 132 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:40,320 Yeah, you gotta wait till you start running for the arm movement. You don't do it before you waste energy and then we had uh, 133 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:47,280 It was lumbre, brandon me and dante right on the first one. Oh my god, and we'll insert that clip right here 134 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:51,360 No, no if I fall y'all had never seen me 135 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:57,840 Where I'll get this thing. All right, you should probably stay in the middle like in the middle between or like 136 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,000 Hi 137 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:05,040 I'm going to be like 138 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:10,240 Like in the middle between or like all right 139 00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:13,440 Uh jj give us a go 140 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:35,440 Hi 141 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:45,440 Oh 142 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:51,520 All right, so you seen what happened there brandon 143 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:56,640 I mean he was beating me all the way up until the second but I just couldn't let that happen 144 00:11:56,720 --> 00:12:00,560 So I got I got that one, uh foot up on him. But yeah, yeah, you're right there 145 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:06,160 You know, it was a big surprise alex. Oh, yeah, yeah, man. He was you remember that one? 146 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:12,080 Oh alex was on was he on ours? He was in the second one where he was dusting. Yeah. Yeah moving to the little feet 147 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:16,720 Yeah, dude, the little x's go alex is in like good shape though. Yeah, yeah 148 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:20,960 Doesn't work out at all. No, i'm gonna take good good shape 149 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:27,040 Uh, but you see you guys see dante on that. Oh, man, it's in slow motion and it's still seconds 150 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:30,720 Before he crosses the finish line compared to everybody else, too 151 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:33,680 Hey, he was having a good time 152 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:36,720 Shout out 153 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:40,080 Finish line like he just finished the boston marathon like this dude 154 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:42,240 It's like i participate and he didn't blow up 155 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:44,240 He didn't 156 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:48,640 He wasn't enough either because they only got the first people who they got the winners. Oh, yes 157 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:51,040 We would have been gone 158 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:55,520 What seems the winners dude sounds like the losers to me, but i'm gonna be honest 159 00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:59,280 How's being fast now 160 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:07,040 Happy memorial day weekend 161 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:12,480 Yeah, happy memorial rest in peace dude shout out once we lost yeah to the real oh geez man 162 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,360 Brandon who's your favorite soldier? 163 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:21,440 Do you have one? He said favorite so captain america doesn't kill. You're talking about from my any war my favorite soldier 164 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:23,680 Any war any war ever? 165 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:28,640 What's that dude that wrote that book that I used to I was trying to look at the book of five rings 166 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:32,640 No, no book of five 167 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:39,040 What was that dude's name book of five rings, what was his name somebody yelling right now the olympics dude 168 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:43,440 No, no, this is uh, he was a samurai soldier. Oh damn. Let me see 169 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:46,960 We're talking about america 170 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:49,920 Let him read the name brian and please say my uh moto 171 00:13:50,620 --> 00:13:51,920 musashi 172 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:56,000 Pretty pretty good. That sounds good. I just like how you put that stank on musashi 173 00:13:56,000 --> 00:14:01,840 Yes, but american let me think right here 174 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:06,640 This is one american soldier 175 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:14,000 I know one but it's like because some i'm thinking far back and then i'm thinking close a little bit. Whoa, what's it? 176 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:20,080 I guess grant was he was good right grant. There we go. He's on the 50. Yeah, and he was he was uh, 177 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:22,800 You you and i confederate right? 178 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:26,000 Please oh dude, you want to you want to hear some historical facts, dude? 179 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:33,600 Yeah, when robert e lee surrendered at appomattox courthouse, dude to ulysses s grant a year later on the date 180 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:38,320 Ulysses s grant got arrested, uh for speeding in his horse and buggy 181 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:43,840 He's going like 35. He got arrested. He got arrested. They they took him to jail 182 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:46,480 I didn't even know ulysses s grant 183 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,720 That's craziness 184 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:52,560 They didn't have a radar. Yeah, he looks like he's going too fast 185 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:57,760 That was definitely one of the confederate officers that he was salty about it, dude 186 00:14:57,760 --> 00:15:03,520 He's like I did not know they had speeding back then. Yeah, that's what's crazy. He just looked up s grant 187 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:08,480 He's going like that and style 188 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:14,000 Hat on the suit and shit. Why is former president trump not the only president to be arrested? 189 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:19,120 That's crazy speeding in a horse. How do you speed? I don't know. That's crazy 190 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:25,360 I I the only reason my mom I had no idea that they had speeding back then 191 00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:32,640 Fucking horses. Yeah, they did man. They did and the only reason that I knew that was because I was trying to make a joke 192 00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:37,760 So I looked up this day in history. I was like maybe something interesting happened and that popped up. Wow 193 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:43,280 Wow, so there was how would you even be able to tell a speed limit on a fucking wagon? 194 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:49,520 That doesn't make any sense. Like I don't I don't know different times. So this is your favorite soldier branded. Yeah 195 00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:55,040 And this is the one that I know that was uh, that was a good like he was on that 196 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:59,600 You know what? I mean, he had no business. Yeah. Yeah told the south 197 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:06,720 He's also president and he was then he became a president too 198 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,720 And he did all that he's a badass 199 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:11,280 He was alcohol 200 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:20,560 You can be an alcoholic if you save the union dude, first of all, you're allowed that privilege 201 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:23,760 But he did have the teapot dome scandal, dude 202 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:29,600 We don't get to talk about it, but it was a black mark on his resume. What happened? I don't remember teapone 203 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:33,540 Teapot dome scandal at first. I thought you said teapain 204 00:16:33,540 --> 00:16:38,100 That is well, dude teapot dome teapot dome see what happened there 205 00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:40,580 Well, that's not it 206 00:16:40,580 --> 00:16:42,580 I was a scandal dude. Let's see 207 00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:50,500 It was a bribery scandal involving the administration of united states president. Ah, this is war and he hardened never mind 208 00:16:51,060 --> 00:16:54,100 The regulators too. I heard about him Warren G 209 00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:57,300 Regulators 210 00:16:58,340 --> 00:17:00,340 My bad 211 00:17:00,340 --> 00:17:04,500 I don't know. I thought I thought it was Ulysses as grand else false information 212 00:17:06,420 --> 00:17:08,920 So, uh dom's not your favorite soldier 213 00:17:13,860 --> 00:17:17,140 You talking about sergeant dom car, you know a dom car 214 00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:20,820 Thank you 215 00:17:21,060 --> 00:17:23,060 Yeah, I like your ramp better too, dude 216 00:17:23,060 --> 00:17:30,660 Yeah, what about Dante could have been Dante our damn price close no 217 00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:34,100 ij dante 218 00:17:34,340 --> 00:17:36,340 dan 219 00:17:36,340 --> 00:17:38,100 Tom hand um 220 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,940 You got me fucked up 221 00:17:39,940 --> 00:17:46,180 And you know which one i'm talking about. Hey, hey, you gotta make it past something to be something god damn it 222 00:17:46,260 --> 00:17:51,540 Oh damn. Yeah, you damn right. Hey, don't claim to be a fucking soldier if you weren't a soldier. All right 223 00:17:51,540 --> 00:17:52,340 All right 224 00:17:52,340 --> 00:17:58,020 Look at me Brandon. Don't oh, I'm not I know you wouldn't dude. He was in jr. OTC. What are you talking about? Exactly? 225 00:17:58,100 --> 00:18:00,100 And that's the same exact thing 226 00:18:00,420 --> 00:18:03,700 That's the same exact thing is not passing basic training 227 00:18:04,580 --> 00:18:06,580 I just want you guys to know this 228 00:18:06,580 --> 00:18:08,740 I need everyone out there to know this 229 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:12,340 Jrtc is the exact same day 230 00:18:12,980 --> 00:18:16,500 If you went to basic training you signed up for the army and you didn't pass 231 00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:21,140 Which is the easiest fucking thing in the world? 232 00:18:21,780 --> 00:18:24,100 I had we had a girl we had a girl in there that 233 00:18:24,820 --> 00:18:30,420 Couldn't do one push up right and every time that somebody would like rate, you know drill songs yell at you 234 00:18:30,420 --> 00:18:34,740 Especially back then they get in your ass and then like every time she would do this thing she would go 235 00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:40,820 And then start crying every single time and she passed basic training damn 236 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:46,420 I need you guys to understand this she couldn't do a push up. She was when she started she couldn't do one push. Oh 237 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:50,420 I thought you meant like she never was able you have to pass you have to pass a pt test 238 00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:55,220 You have to do so you have to do it to get out. I was like what I think they don't have to do like six 239 00:18:57,220 --> 00:19:01,540 Only six push ups. It's something like that. It's like 10. It's it's it's something around 240 00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:05,940 20 no problem six. Well, no you have to do 40. Oh, yeah 241 00:19:06,180 --> 00:19:09,380 You have to do 40 minimum in like a minute or two minutes 242 00:19:09,380 --> 00:19:12,100 No, two minutes two minutes. You got to do 40. Can you take a break? 243 00:19:12,660 --> 00:19:14,580 I mean you can't touch your knees to the ground 244 00:19:14,580 --> 00:19:19,060 You got to you can arch your back or the brakes is like arching your back or sagging in the middle 245 00:19:19,620 --> 00:19:21,860 Yeah, whichever way you like it and then uh 246 00:19:22,980 --> 00:19:24,340 Damn 247 00:19:24,340 --> 00:19:28,100 I could do I was always good at push ups. I can do I used to be able to do 80 in a minute 248 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,900 Just bam bam bam 80 in a minute and then well 249 00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:35,540 I would max or whatever the max was and I was young so I think it was like 75 or something 250 00:19:35,540 --> 00:19:37,780 I just made a clean 80 and then 251 00:19:37,780 --> 00:19:38,900 Again 252 00:19:38,900 --> 00:19:42,900 Sit ups wasn't that bad you would think because bigger boys is kind of easier for us 253 00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:47,220 Because you don't have to go you just have to the plane has to break like that on their back 254 00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:48,900 They that's what the some drill sergeants do 255 00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:53,380 They just sit there like this and then whenever you're going up your your back has to break that plane 256 00:19:53,620 --> 00:19:58,100 But the two mile run is always what about the pull-ups? Well, that's new that they just did 257 00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:05,060 Dude, I I went to the recruiter's office one time. They made me do pull-ups in there and I remember it was like a 258 00:20:05,060 --> 00:20:08,980 It was a marine recruiter, uh staff sergeant pate 259 00:20:08,980 --> 00:20:10,580 I don't know if i'm allowed to say that or not 260 00:20:10,580 --> 00:20:16,260 But I did and I was in there and I was doing them and they just saying you gotta lock out drill bows 261 00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:20,500 You gotta lock out your elbows and ain't none of that swinging shit. They do and um 262 00:20:21,380 --> 00:20:23,380 Crossfit fuck no 263 00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:30,340 I didn't take off my shirt. It wasn't where brandon went. Oh man my my spin 264 00:20:30,340 --> 00:20:36,180 And it was crazy. What what because I remember like when they were because like see so what happened was I found out 265 00:20:36,180 --> 00:20:38,180 The recruiter called me. He was like brandon, uh 266 00:20:38,660 --> 00:20:43,060 You may not know me, but I know you and we were watching you because I remember he said I saw you 267 00:20:43,780 --> 00:20:47,540 Where the pull-up scenes were he was like we've been watching you over there like in the lunch and stuff 268 00:20:47,620 --> 00:20:51,860 He's like, I want you how about you come on down there and I was like, uh, no i'm good. Not right now 269 00:20:51,860 --> 00:20:55,140 He's like what why not we can get you whatever you want. I'm like, no, no, not right now 270 00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:58,500 And then it didn't stop then he added me on my socials 271 00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:00,500 And he was like I was at your house 272 00:21:00,980 --> 00:21:02,340 uh 273 00:21:02,340 --> 00:21:07,540 And I wasn't there and then I was at the hospital he called and was at by my family and stuff. I was like 274 00:21:08,740 --> 00:21:10,740 Can you leave now, man? Can you leave me alone? 275 00:21:11,620 --> 00:21:16,420 It was getting creepy. Yeah, they don't play no games. They're just trying to get you that's what quarry is. I was at croaker 276 00:21:17,780 --> 00:21:21,060 Me and blake were at croaker. They got us man. They got you to come in 277 00:21:21,540 --> 00:21:23,780 No, it was blake didn't go in he's not an idiot 278 00:21:23,780 --> 00:21:29,700 But I went in because at that point I was in college and I was like man, this isn't fun. Maybe I just you know 279 00:21:30,420 --> 00:21:34,180 Go at least get to go somewhere. Mm-hmm. And then you'll definitely get to go somewhere 280 00:21:34,820 --> 00:21:38,420 Does that mean it's always good or bad? But I was talking to the marines dude 281 00:21:38,820 --> 00:21:42,980 Yeah, you but you the marines got good duty stations because they get to go to japan a lot 282 00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:46,340 And california but not the good part of california 283 00:21:46,340 --> 00:21:50,420 But they get better they they get better places than than the army for sure 284 00:21:50,420 --> 00:21:53,940 And air force probably gets the best of everything dude. The air force is so 285 00:21:54,500 --> 00:22:00,180 Like so much better than the other ones whenever they have to come and live like in our barracks or something for like a training 286 00:22:00,180 --> 00:22:02,180 They get paid extra for living in harsh conditions 287 00:22:03,060 --> 00:22:04,580 Swear to god 288 00:22:04,580 --> 00:22:10,340 Yeah, damn dude. They don't consider y'all human. I guess the air force is is it the most important one? 289 00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:13,860 Is that the most important brand? No, it's just the the smartest people are in there 290 00:22:13,940 --> 00:22:18,100 Oh, you got you got like you got to score higher on your asvab and it's just more of a 291 00:22:18,100 --> 00:22:25,460 It's not like you know fighting you know, like marines and army. You got to fight like ground warfare and shit like that 292 00:22:25,460 --> 00:22:30,420 So you got to train for all that air force is like, you know, you can run right a little bit 293 00:22:30,980 --> 00:22:36,900 Yeah, you're like, oh you're good. You know, they don't it's not really like they don't even go to basic, right? 294 00:22:36,900 --> 00:22:41,460 Huh? You go to basic they go to they go to different kind of basic though. It's not like the same basic 295 00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:46,420 Marines is harder than our than army and then it goes army and then it goes navy 296 00:22:46,420 --> 00:22:50,580 Navy like navy doesn't like my brother was in the navy. They don't I was like you ain't never did this 297 00:22:50,580 --> 00:22:53,300 He was like no, we didn't do that kind of stuff like they don't do like 298 00:22:54,260 --> 00:22:59,940 Training like uh warfare training that much you got to swim though. Yeah, I think navy definitely swim 299 00:22:59,940 --> 00:23:01,940 They gotta do the drown proof thing 300 00:23:02,020 --> 00:23:05,860 You know, my grandpa was in the navy and he never knew how to swim for real 301 00:23:06,020 --> 00:23:08,980 Yeah, he said when the instructor wasn't looking he just walked on the bottom 302 00:23:09,860 --> 00:23:13,300 Because it was like an olympic pool. It's not deep. That's what he told me 303 00:23:13,300 --> 00:23:19,620 He also he joined when he was 17 they found out like a couple months in they kicked him out and then he came back 304 00:23:20,180 --> 00:23:22,180 He turned 18 305 00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:24,500 Shit move. I would never do that 306 00:23:25,220 --> 00:23:31,220 Join what I mean, I wouldn't do it now. I don't think I probably wouldn't meet the qualifications 307 00:23:31,540 --> 00:23:33,540 I was your guys's ages whenever I joined 308 00:23:34,340 --> 00:23:37,460 I was I was one of those people first of all the war was hot 309 00:23:37,700 --> 00:23:40,580 I was like, I'd be damned if I stopped like he motherfucking never did 310 00:23:40,580 --> 00:23:44,500 That for me and then then it was 2008. So you couldn't find a job. I was like, you know, I might join the army 311 00:23:45,940 --> 00:23:47,940 How much are they paying dude 312 00:23:48,340 --> 00:23:50,340 the army back then 313 00:23:50,340 --> 00:23:56,340 I was a private so probably like 32 000 damn how much like can you make a lot of money in the military? 314 00:23:56,340 --> 00:23:59,860 I mean the big dogs do but I mean you all get like 315 00:24:00,740 --> 00:24:02,980 Okay. So once you get to about e7 316 00:24:03,540 --> 00:24:07,940 Yeah, you make good money because you make money and then you get bh on so it's not just like what you're doing 317 00:24:07,940 --> 00:24:12,820 You make money and then you get bh on so it's not just like what you make. So let's say in e7 makes 318 00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:18,040 Five thousand dollars a paycheck, right? But then he gets bh 319 00:24:18,900 --> 00:24:22,820 Which is like, you know depending on where you live it's basic housing allowance 320 00:24:23,060 --> 00:24:25,940 So like here it would be like two thousand dollars on top of that 321 00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:31,380 And then you get like a special duty pay if you're going somewhere or whatever you do you get 322 00:24:32,900 --> 00:24:34,900 Per diem if you're um 323 00:24:34,900 --> 00:24:39,300 If you're like going somewhere depends on what your job is and i'll admit something to you right now 324 00:24:39,780 --> 00:24:44,260 I hear per diem a lot. I have no idea what it means. It's just the money you get like if you if you were 325 00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:46,900 Doing a job and you had to go 326 00:24:47,220 --> 00:24:51,060 Somewhere you get a certain amount of per diem a day. That's just the money that you get that per day 327 00:24:51,540 --> 00:24:56,500 So like saying it's like 200 a day. So the people take their per diem like oh i'm going for a week 328 00:24:56,580 --> 00:24:58,580 So i'm you know, i'm a bank, uh 329 00:24:58,820 --> 00:25:00,020 fucking 330 00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:02,020 Whatever that is 14 331 00:25:02,020 --> 00:25:04,020 Yeah 332 00:25:04,180 --> 00:25:10,980 Sounded out 200. Yeah, no, I guess it's 14. Right? Yeah. Yeah, so you so they're like, oh I get 1400 dollars in per diem 333 00:25:11,780 --> 00:25:15,860 Damn, okay. It's a good deal brandon. Maybe we should join dude. Hey dude. All right 334 00:25:16,660 --> 00:25:18,660 Sometimes i'd be like if none of this worked 335 00:25:19,940 --> 00:25:22,180 You guys fuck with me I can get you in and out 336 00:25:25,540 --> 00:25:27,460 He's gonna throw us to his friend who's a 337 00:25:27,460 --> 00:25:29,460 Recruiter 338 00:25:30,900 --> 00:25:32,340 CT's watching right now 339 00:25:32,340 --> 00:25:37,780 Number one recruiter in the world two years in a row like went to the white house as like an eagle trophy or whatever 340 00:25:37,780 --> 00:25:42,420 They give an eagle trophy. I'm pretty sure it's an eagle trophy. They should have gave him a real eagle 341 00:25:43,220 --> 00:25:47,220 Damn, dude. I remember when I went in the the lady 342 00:25:47,300 --> 00:25:51,300 She was just like don't even fucking ask me for a hellcat 343 00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:57,300 Because apparently she had a lot of people going in there and they're like, where do I sign to get the hellcat? 344 00:25:58,100 --> 00:26:00,100 She was like that's not 345 00:26:01,620 --> 00:26:04,980 It's like move though, yeah, it is the basic package though every 346 00:26:05,540 --> 00:26:10,020 Including me when I when I was in it was it wasn't hellcat though. It was a camaro 347 00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:12,500 Yeah, it was like you buy a camaro 348 00:26:12,660 --> 00:26:15,380 And you you're a soldier. That's what it is 349 00:26:15,460 --> 00:26:19,860 You buy a camaro you get a high and tight and you fucking live life a gi camaro dude 350 00:26:19,860 --> 00:26:21,860 Yeah, could you imagine? 351 00:26:22,180 --> 00:26:24,180 What type it comes with a bottle opener? 352 00:26:26,980 --> 00:26:29,380 I got uh, that is true. That's funny 353 00:26:31,380 --> 00:26:38,740 Uh the uh black all black and I had had 20 rims in the back flat fat out and then 19s in the front 354 00:26:38,740 --> 00:26:42,980 So kind of like a batmobile caller. What year was called her nicky 2012? 355 00:26:44,820 --> 00:26:49,060 My friend's dad's in the army dude, he's got a camaro and a challenger 356 00:26:49,060 --> 00:26:51,060 Hey super soldier 357 00:26:52,660 --> 00:26:54,660 That's 358 00:27:04,260 --> 00:27:07,460 Tight you can get you one too you join actually you can get these now 359 00:27:07,540 --> 00:27:12,340 I think I've seen somebody selling one for ten thousand dollars. Oh, yeah me too. I did see somebody 360 00:27:12,340 --> 00:27:19,140 Mm-hmm. It was it was it was the best driving car i've ever even I had a beamer at a five series 361 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:21,680 2015 beamer 362 00:27:22,340 --> 00:27:26,100 And that was nice too better features, but that was the best ride like this 363 00:27:27,060 --> 00:27:30,580 Germans dude. Yeah, do they know what they're doing? Well, this is an american car 364 00:27:32,580 --> 00:27:38,100 What color did you have for this one? I said what color did you have for this one? That one was uh white 365 00:27:38,100 --> 00:27:42,660 Oh, so you had that? Yeah, it looked like that. Mm-hmm. M sport too 366 00:27:43,300 --> 00:27:45,300 Hey sport somebody hit me 367 00:27:46,020 --> 00:27:48,020 Literally a month after I bought it 368 00:27:48,340 --> 00:27:50,340 Somebody hit me in my camaro 369 00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:53,380 Right and I didn't drive my camaro for a while because I'd spent a license 370 00:27:54,180 --> 00:27:56,180 but uh, so uh 371 00:27:56,260 --> 00:28:00,260 When I first got the y as soon as I got the camaro, I got my license back 372 00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:03,060 I'm going across the street. Somebody t-bones me 373 00:28:03,060 --> 00:28:30,440 And then I nowadays deal with people like twenty four li 374 00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:32,280 He has no money 375 00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:36,720 turning out and the other lady just zoomed through old lady hit my car. 376 00:28:37,020 --> 00:28:37,720 It fucked it up. 377 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:41,860 But it was so safe to every airbag in the fucking thing came on. 378 00:28:41,860 --> 00:28:44,020 Her car got wrapped around a pole. 379 00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:47,760 Didn't didn't know none of the airbags were off. 380 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:48,960 And I was as soon as I got the car. 381 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:50,120 Oh, my gosh, she's dead. 382 00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:51,300 That's how bad it was. 383 00:28:51,300 --> 00:28:54,300 But she got out and she looked at her car and she looked at my. 384 00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:55,700 Her car was a piece of shit, too. 385 00:28:55,700 --> 00:28:58,440 And she looked at mine and just fell on the ground like in the road with this bitch. 386 00:28:58,740 --> 00:29:00,700 She just tried to get some fucking money. 387 00:29:00,980 --> 00:29:02,000 She was at fault, though. 388 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,140 Hell, yes, she was that far. 389 00:29:03,140 --> 00:29:05,580 But Hawaii is a no fault state, so it doesn't fucking matter. 390 00:29:06,940 --> 00:29:09,880 Do I say we just sink them under? 391 00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:11,320 We don't need it. 392 00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:14,720 I miss it. Yeah, that thing, that little circle thing right there. 393 00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,260 You see them talking about by the middle console. 394 00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:21,660 Yeah, you write on you can write on that if you want to. 395 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:23,120 How do you write on it? 396 00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:27,300 Just like take your like saying you're looking for something in the GPS or whatever. 397 00:29:27,300 --> 00:29:29,000 You just click on the GPS thing. 398 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,940 It's like you can click on it and you just write like if you want to write. 399 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,240 That's cool. Grandview, you know, you just write it. 400 00:29:35,700 --> 00:29:37,880 And then write it in there. OK. 401 00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:39,640 Now I think they have like you can write. 402 00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:42,480 It's a bigger the newer ones have like a bigger 403 00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:46,320 twenty twenty four screen. 404 00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:48,960 If that's I bet this motherfucker, he put Beamer to 405 00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:53,360 be in the. Holy shit. 406 00:29:53,460 --> 00:29:55,560 Yeah. So yeah, it's a little it's bigger. 407 00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:59,360 Yeah, man. That motherfucker sexy though, dude. 408 00:29:59,460 --> 00:30:00,960 Yeah, that car is sexy. 409 00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:03,360 Now I understand that strange addiction sometimes, man. 410 00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:05,640 People be wanting to do shit to them cars. 411 00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:07,060 Fuck the car. 412 00:30:07,060 --> 00:30:09,060 I understand these cars getting too good these days. 413 00:30:09,060 --> 00:30:10,140 That's what he's talking about. 414 00:30:10,140 --> 00:30:14,180 Are you? I'm not going to do it, but I'm saying that's what he's talking. 415 00:30:14,180 --> 00:30:17,940 I thought he was talking about making, you know, adjustments to the car. 416 00:30:17,980 --> 00:30:21,120 Have you never seen the episode where that dude 417 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:24,660 like has a sexual relationship with his car and his dad is like, 418 00:30:24,660 --> 00:30:26,060 what the hell is wrong? 419 00:30:26,060 --> 00:30:30,600 Yeah. Yeah. And he's in that he's like, he just sits in it in his driveway 420 00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:33,620 and he's just holding the wheel and he'll just like kiss the wheel. 421 00:30:33,620 --> 00:30:35,460 Like it's the craziest shit. 422 00:30:35,460 --> 00:30:38,040 It's the saddest. Is it at least a nice car? 423 00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:41,540 Let me do I think it's like a Fox body Mustang. 424 00:30:41,940 --> 00:30:45,140 It's like I think it's like a ninety four Mustang, dude. 425 00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:48,880 Bright red. Just riced out. 426 00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:51,320 Screens. Yeah, yeah. 427 00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:53,720 Look at this guy. Yeah. Yeah. Look at that. 428 00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:57,080 It's a terrible thing going to town on that car. 429 00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:59,220 Look at him, dude. This is all he has. 430 00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:02,620 Oh, God. There's a better one. 431 00:31:02,620 --> 00:31:04,900 He's all up under it. Yeah. 432 00:31:04,900 --> 00:31:07,100 Damn. Oh, my God. 433 00:31:07,100 --> 00:31:08,660 He fucks that car. Yes, he does. 434 00:31:08,660 --> 00:31:11,300 Oh, my. Is that him now? Wait, is that what he said? 435 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:13,860 Who was? Yeah. Wait, look at that one. 436 00:31:13,860 --> 00:31:15,000 That's him now. 437 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,240 Oh, my gosh. He's had some rough years, man. 438 00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:20,380 Dude, and how did it get worse? Yeah. All right. 439 00:31:20,380 --> 00:31:21,640 That's my question. Oh, my gosh. 440 00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:24,180 And this is a before right here. Yeah. 441 00:31:24,180 --> 00:31:25,840 He looks up here. 442 00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:28,480 It looked like he turned into white trash. 443 00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,220 He's about to cry. He's in a crowd, man. 444 00:31:30,220 --> 00:31:33,180 Oh, there's a Monte Carlo. Understandable, dude. Nice car. 445 00:31:37,260 --> 00:31:38,620 For the snow plow. 446 00:31:38,620 --> 00:31:39,860 Jeremy Renner fucked. 447 00:31:39,860 --> 00:31:42,000 Yeah, he got fucked up. 448 00:31:43,260 --> 00:31:43,860 I didn't know that. 449 00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:44,660 I thought it was a dad. 450 00:31:44,660 --> 00:31:45,600 You guys are talking about. 451 00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:46,940 Damn, they look. 452 00:31:46,940 --> 00:31:49,340 Yeah, life did go. God damn. 453 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:50,560 I wonder if he's still fucking the way. 454 00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:52,800 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 455 00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:56,840 The Monte Carlo is called Chase, so he's in a gay relationship. 456 00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:58,980 Yeah. The car is a man. 457 00:31:58,980 --> 00:32:01,980 Two and one. Two. 458 00:32:01,980 --> 00:32:03,080 Three. So is the car. 459 00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:04,580 Click on this, please, dude. 460 00:32:04,580 --> 00:32:05,520 Well, right. I didn't know. 461 00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:06,920 I need to know if he's gay. 462 00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:08,820 I need to know what happened to the car. 463 00:32:08,820 --> 00:32:11,280 Written off in a routine checkup. 464 00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:13,260 What the fuck does that mean? 465 00:32:13,260 --> 00:32:15,960 Oh, that's why he looks sad because his car got taken away. 466 00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:20,760 Oh, man. Oh, I thought he realized he was retarded. 467 00:32:22,300 --> 00:32:24,060 He just doubled down on. 468 00:32:24,060 --> 00:32:26,640 It's like, no, it's not. 469 00:32:27,940 --> 00:32:31,100 Oh, my God. I would do it to look at Brandon 470 00:32:31,100 --> 00:32:34,440 search history, order sub sandwiches and it was a map. 471 00:32:36,740 --> 00:32:39,920 Yeah, man. It says what is it? 472 00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:41,080 It's intimate. 473 00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:42,360 It was destroyed. 474 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:45,820 They say in a routine checkup, that doesn't sound like a routine check. 475 00:32:45,820 --> 00:32:49,460 Yeah, they destroyed it on purpose just to get him to calm down. 476 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:51,700 Oh, look, look at that. 477 00:32:51,700 --> 00:32:54,060 No, he doesn't have a car. 478 00:32:54,060 --> 00:32:56,400 He has a picture with the sheet. 479 00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:58,900 I think that's the hood of the car is the headboard. 480 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,980 Oh, that's insane. 481 00:33:00,980 --> 00:33:02,740 Please keep scrolling, Brandon. 482 00:33:02,740 --> 00:33:03,680 Oh, my gosh. 483 00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:06,640 It's getting sad. He looks. 484 00:33:07,580 --> 00:33:09,380 He need a low rider. 485 00:33:09,380 --> 00:33:12,320 Shit. I don't think that's what he needs. 486 00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:14,920 See, he's kissing the steering wheel, dude. 487 00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:17,360 I see him as an old adult, too. 488 00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:21,420 Damn. So nobody else gets to drive this car. 489 00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:23,800 I think he was getting banged by the car. 490 00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:26,560 Oh, did something fall on it? 491 00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:29,300 Oh, damn. 492 00:33:30,740 --> 00:33:32,840 Oh, my gosh, dude. 493 00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:33,880 That's why you're looking. 494 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:38,080 And you know, he only got like a thousand dollars for 1998. 495 00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:39,040 My. 496 00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:42,280 Oh, my God. 497 00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:44,720 Dude, that room is so sad, dude. 498 00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:46,580 That's everything in there. 499 00:33:46,580 --> 00:33:51,460 There's nothing else in there besides that one shitty eight by ten canvas 500 00:33:52,260 --> 00:33:54,220 to that bed. 501 00:33:54,220 --> 00:33:56,700 And the sheets are printed pictures. Yeah. 502 00:33:57,420 --> 00:33:59,860 This is like that. 503 00:33:59,860 --> 00:34:00,960 I thought it was a joke. 504 00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:02,840 Like, I thought the show was staged. 505 00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:04,140 Oh, is that his new bed? 506 00:34:04,140 --> 00:34:05,540 He's moved on. That's his new girl. 507 00:34:05,540 --> 00:34:06,540 He needs it. 508 00:34:06,540 --> 00:34:09,580 It's probably older than he needs a newer car. 509 00:34:11,380 --> 00:34:12,740 Oh, wait, wait. 510 00:34:12,740 --> 00:34:14,240 Is he fucking the jet ski? 511 00:34:14,240 --> 00:34:16,540 Aidan. What's the Adam? 512 00:34:16,780 --> 00:34:17,880 He's gay. 513 00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:20,020 He's he only likes male cars, dude. 514 00:34:20,020 --> 00:34:22,460 Yeah. Which is weird, because most dudes call that name. 515 00:34:22,460 --> 00:34:23,660 Their cars after women. 516 00:34:23,660 --> 00:34:25,920 And the jet ski. That's fucking wild. 517 00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:26,860 Oh, my gosh. 518 00:34:26,860 --> 00:34:29,320 Well, I think it's because he's getting banged by the shifter. 519 00:34:30,060 --> 00:34:31,620 Oh, yeah. 520 00:34:31,620 --> 00:34:33,260 I was always thinking exhaust pipe. 521 00:34:33,260 --> 00:34:34,600 Yeah. You're thinking the exhaust pipe. 522 00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:36,160 But really, can you bang in his house? 523 00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:38,060 By because it's not going to be fun. 524 00:34:38,060 --> 00:34:41,300 You can put some you can put the football pocket pussy in there. 525 00:34:41,300 --> 00:34:42,680 You could do that. And bang it. 526 00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:44,940 Yeah, he could probably use the brain of them. 527 00:34:44,940 --> 00:34:49,020 I'm thinking he probably because now that now that we know he is gay, 528 00:34:49,240 --> 00:34:52,580 whether we can probably listen, man, is a gay. 529 00:34:52,580 --> 00:34:54,280 You know what? That's good. 530 00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:55,780 Hoorah. Yeah. 531 00:34:55,780 --> 00:34:57,820 But that's six shifts. 532 00:34:57,820 --> 00:35:00,800 I feel like he just squat on and sit on that. 533 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:03,100 Exactly. Get up and go down the ass. 534 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:05,060 Yeah. He shifts gears with his ass. 535 00:35:05,060 --> 00:35:09,100 Oh, yeah. He'd be like, you know, I mean, complete. 536 00:35:09,940 --> 00:35:11,700 Complete. 537 00:35:11,700 --> 00:35:12,840 Whatever that man does. 538 00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:15,300 I don't I wish you guys were more invested in this. 539 00:35:15,540 --> 00:35:17,580 Like, is this not insane? 540 00:35:17,580 --> 00:35:19,080 That he's as far as we go. 541 00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:21,240 Oh, look at what's the new car's name? 542 00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:24,120 I know the jet skis name is Adam is Jason. 543 00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:26,820 He's got a jet name jet and then Jason. 544 00:35:26,820 --> 00:35:28,680 Jason and Adam. Wow. 545 00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:33,200 He's got a he's got a harem of male vehicles, dude. 546 00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:35,020 Oh, he also got a SUV. 547 00:35:35,020 --> 00:35:36,860 Wow. So he's in a relationship. 548 00:35:36,860 --> 00:35:38,460 So he's Paul. Wait a minute, dude. 549 00:35:38,460 --> 00:35:39,960 What year is that jet ski? 550 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:41,500 It looks a little young to me. 551 00:35:41,500 --> 00:35:45,140 Yeah. This could be an issue, man. 552 00:35:46,100 --> 00:35:49,300 Well, I want to know is going to be if he's still kissing 553 00:35:49,300 --> 00:35:50,700 and doing that shit. 554 00:35:50,700 --> 00:35:52,940 You don't want you don't stop. 555 00:35:52,940 --> 00:35:55,640 After 20 years of fucking vehicles, you don't stop. 556 00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:58,040 You're in it for life. 557 00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:01,060 You the seatbelt is clicked in, bro. 558 00:36:01,060 --> 00:36:03,260 Man, I will. OK, so he moves on. 559 00:36:03,260 --> 00:36:05,820 OK, I really don't like that, man. 560 00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:09,920 Let's see. So, OK, from X, fully. 561 00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:12,480 And I want to see it. 562 00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:14,480 This is crazy. Oh, no. 563 00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:15,980 Look at his face. 564 00:36:15,980 --> 00:36:17,020 Oh, man, he having a blast. 565 00:36:17,020 --> 00:36:19,120 I'm happy for him. He is excited. 566 00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:21,600 Oh, my gosh, dude. 567 00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:24,260 Let's see it is more action that we can see. 568 00:36:24,300 --> 00:36:25,400 Now, that's a problem. 569 00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:27,340 You know how he could make a shit ton? 570 00:36:27,340 --> 00:36:30,560 How if he made an only fans, I guarantee you he'd make a shit ton. 571 00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:32,240 Oh, I would describe. 572 00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:34,040 I would do. Yeah, just I would have to. 573 00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:34,680 I want to know. 574 00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:36,940 I want to see him put the gear shift in his ass. 575 00:36:36,940 --> 00:36:40,040 Dude, I really do. It's curiosity. 576 00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:43,140 Yeah. And this dude, his name would be OK. 577 00:36:43,420 --> 00:36:44,680 Let's see what his name is. 578 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:45,820 He would be the mechanic. 579 00:36:45,820 --> 00:36:47,120 Whatever. Go down the head. 580 00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:48,860 Some quotes from him said, 581 00:36:48,860 --> 00:36:51,980 but Lex is not the only love I have in my life. 582 00:36:51,980 --> 00:36:54,120 I'm expanding the family. 583 00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:57,700 It's an open relationship that Chase isn't a part of my life anymore. 584 00:36:57,720 --> 00:36:59,160 Well, who's Lex? 585 00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:04,160 Because Adam is the fucking jet ski and Jason is the black car. 586 00:37:04,660 --> 00:37:06,000 So who's Lex, dude? 587 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:11,240 I damn tell him about he's he's bi, poly, auto sexual. 588 00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:13,940 Yeah. OK, so his name is Nathaniel. 589 00:37:13,940 --> 00:37:15,820 OK, good. Nathaniel the mechanic. 590 00:37:15,820 --> 00:37:17,020 But let me see Nathaniel. 591 00:37:17,020 --> 00:37:18,920 Oh, he's a mechanic. He's a sex worker, dude. 592 00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:21,160 Oh, no, I was giving him his only fan name. 593 00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:22,960 If he's listening, that's a good thing. 594 00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:26,220 People don't do that. The car lover. 595 00:37:26,220 --> 00:37:28,660 You think he uses Jiffy Lube? 596 00:37:28,660 --> 00:37:33,600 Yeah, he probably used that fucking engine oil or whatever they make you use. 597 00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:37,780 Yeah, they make you go to the 598 00:37:38,580 --> 00:37:41,040 two minute one down there at TLC. 599 00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:43,620 Right here. Yeah, let's see. 600 00:37:43,620 --> 00:37:46,960 I'm interested. I got to hear this. 601 00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:50,480 Small rural town in Texas. 602 00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:53,600 And when you last saw me a decade ago, I was in an intimate relationship 603 00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:55,260 with my car chase. 604 00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:01,660 Morning, baby. 605 00:38:01,660 --> 00:38:04,320 More handsome man. 606 00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:06,400 OK, he's gay, I told you. 607 00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:12,900 He bought it. 608 00:38:12,900 --> 00:38:14,740 Love you, baby. 609 00:38:14,740 --> 00:38:16,040 It was love at first sight. 610 00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:19,440 His body and then his interior and everything just together just seemed to fit. 611 00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:22,580 I just felt an instant connection. 612 00:38:22,580 --> 00:38:25,120 I just absolutely love chase. 613 00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:27,820 If somewhere we haven't chase, my heart would just stop. 614 00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:29,880 I'm just happy. 615 00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:31,880 He's getting emotional. 616 00:38:33,220 --> 00:38:34,780 This is real. 617 00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:37,660 Oh, God. Unfortunately, he's got a double widening. 618 00:38:37,660 --> 00:38:39,800 No longer part of my life. 619 00:38:45,900 --> 00:38:47,800 I can't think about it a lot. 620 00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:50,300 It breaks my heart. He's not here. 621 00:38:50,300 --> 00:38:52,880 I just I felt like he deserved better. 622 00:38:53,940 --> 00:38:56,720 So this is where I keep a lot of chase's mementos. 623 00:38:56,720 --> 00:39:00,920 The bedroom is just a special place, and I feel like that was the perfect place for him. 624 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,920 And nice to have him close to me. 625 00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:06,420 The blanket is special to me because it's got a lot of his good pictures on it. 626 00:39:06,420 --> 00:39:08,960 Just cute stuff like him getting a bath and us together. 627 00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:15,160 It's just you look back and you just don't realize the things you take for granted until... 628 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:17,160 That blanket has so much cum in it. 629 00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:19,160 Yeah. 630 00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:28,080 And so... This dude is for real. 631 00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:30,080 There's no act that can be this good. 632 00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:33,080 I just would change, I guess, the way things happen or... 633 00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:34,080 Wow. 634 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:38,080 To try to do something different, I guess, to keep him here in my life. 635 00:39:43,060 --> 00:39:45,560 So I know they said an accident had a reason. 636 00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:47,060 I appreciate that the suit is on. 637 00:39:47,060 --> 00:39:48,060 Oh, yeah. 638 00:39:48,060 --> 00:39:49,060 Man oh my God. 639 00:39:51,060 --> 00:39:53,060 He's got hair. 640 00:40:00,060 --> 00:40:02,060 What the fuck. 641 00:40:02,060 --> 00:40:03,060 Oh my God. 642 00:40:03,060 --> 00:40:05,060 He got him a birthday cake, dude. 643 00:40:05,060 --> 00:40:07,060 That's pretty sweet. 644 00:40:07,060 --> 00:40:11,060 I still think about chase every day, but I moved on. 645 00:40:11,060 --> 00:40:17,060 I was looking for new vehicles, and found my baby girl online. 646 00:40:17,060 --> 00:40:21,600 I love Lex with all my heart. Thank you for all you do for me 647 00:40:28,100 --> 00:40:34,240 I'm scared of people like he would kill somebody for them dude. Could you imagine if you wrecked into him? 648 00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:37,680 He would get out and shoot you four times 649 00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:43,160 Murder your ass dude one thousand percent. Oh 650 00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:47,000 Oh my gosh, so that's Lex 651 00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:03,120 That's just the UFC 652 00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:08,660 Wrestling for the cars because you know how some dudes they'll see some Diva wrestlers or something go to town 653 00:41:08,660 --> 00:41:13,220 He probably looks at them Derby scene like they're going rough 654 00:41:13,380 --> 00:41:17,200 Monster Jam dude cars is just hentai for this guy 655 00:41:17,860 --> 00:41:21,040 They got a lot of weird stuff like I found out my one dude 656 00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:24,620 He was telling me they got airplane porn and shit like people as airplanes 657 00:41:26,220 --> 00:41:28,220 That's what you mean that was nine 658 00:41:28,300 --> 00:41:35,220 They would repeat now that people dressing up as airplanes like painted looking like all this and stuff doing weird sexual activity 659 00:41:35,220 --> 00:41:36,220 What they doing? 660 00:41:36,220 --> 00:41:39,220 sex and like I 661 00:41:39,540 --> 00:41:45,900 Don't know they just like sexual routines like normal stuff like ass and you know, sometimes the front 662 00:41:49,660 --> 00:41:52,580 Normal stuff like ass and sometimes 663 00:41:55,100 --> 00:42:00,620 Somebody probably say they got to fill up the gas so they go to the mouse and just put it there 664 00:42:00,620 --> 00:42:05,180 I don't know oral. Yes oral to probably so you saying you haven't seen no 665 00:42:05,180 --> 00:42:09,180 I haven't fully I haven't watched this but I've seen it. I've seen a picture. I've seen a picture 666 00:42:09,900 --> 00:42:12,840 That was my son. How do you know they feel feeling up? Oh, no 667 00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:17,540 That was my guess cuz I was like I was like that would be wouldn't that be something it because I'm like you act 668 00:42:17,540 --> 00:42:22,700 Like you're a car. They'd be like I got to fill up the gas and the gas is just like a dick 669 00:42:22,700 --> 00:42:26,340 So that's why I'm like that might be the gas is the semen 670 00:42:29,340 --> 00:42:31,340 Putting in the nozzle into this 671 00:42:31,340 --> 00:42:38,500 Airplane or car and yeah, that's what's happening. Well, we know what the thumbnail is gonna be 672 00:42:40,660 --> 00:42:42,660 Transformer oh 673 00:42:44,980 --> 00:42:48,300 My dude that might be the funniest thing I've ever heard dude 674 00:42:51,620 --> 00:42:54,100 Sex and sexual routines 675 00:42:54,100 --> 00:42:59,360 The ass sometimes the front 676 00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:01,360 but only sometimes the front 677 00:43:02,140 --> 00:43:04,140 Anything you want they do 678 00:43:05,740 --> 00:43:09,100 Yeah, I knew some people were weird I don't know what's worse dude 679 00:43:09,100 --> 00:43:14,860 Would it be worse to be this guy or would it be worse to be like an airplane porn guy? Oh this guy 680 00:43:15,980 --> 00:43:21,420 people are banging because they only do the front sometimes it's all anal airplanes 681 00:43:21,420 --> 00:43:28,660 I could only imagine the stuff this dude does man. He probably unscrewed those people. Those people are fucking people 682 00:43:34,660 --> 00:43:37,740 Person dude, what do you that's a Lex dude, what are you talking about? 683 00:43:43,940 --> 00:43:46,580 Dude I'm surprised a recruiter didn't get brain 684 00:43:46,580 --> 00:43:48,580 Oh 685 00:43:58,580 --> 00:44:00,580 Duck in the smoke 686 00:44:05,180 --> 00:44:10,100 Dude people love machines man, that's what I've realized. I didn't know about the airplane porn 687 00:44:10,100 --> 00:44:14,020 I knew about this for a while, but have you seen the videos of the I 688 00:44:14,020 --> 00:44:18,820 I don't want to assume but I believe they're autistic individuals that get like 689 00:44:19,460 --> 00:44:21,460 Crazy hyped about the train 690 00:44:25,180 --> 00:44:29,900 It's just old yes like they love them they're like that's the original steam 691 00:44:31,300 --> 00:44:32,540 Crazy 692 00:44:32,540 --> 00:44:38,260 The planes trains and automobiles man. So Thomas the train man. He could have been 693 00:44:39,580 --> 00:44:41,580 People probably like them. Oh 694 00:44:41,580 --> 00:44:43,820 Probably yeah pedophiles. Yeah 695 00:44:50,180 --> 00:44:53,940 That's crazy right like this is that I want to see the airplane porn 696 00:44:53,940 --> 00:44:59,500 I know we can't play it on here dude and Google it though. I want to see what you so Brandon 697 00:44:59,500 --> 00:45:03,300 You're saying you haven't seen the airplane. No, I have not I've seen a picture 698 00:45:04,260 --> 00:45:06,260 airplane 699 00:45:06,260 --> 00:45:11,940 This is just gonna be people fucking on an airplane. This is yeah. Damn it. This is not what it is 700 00:45:12,060 --> 00:45:18,380 This is not what I was the cockpit. They rented out an airplane for an hour and banged in it airplane 701 00:45:19,260 --> 00:45:24,660 People okay people acting as an airplane. Oh, I got an airplane cosplay 702 00:45:24,660 --> 00:45:29,660 Oh 703 00:45:31,420 --> 00:45:34,740 That's be I'm gonna be they really not okay Brandon I don't 704 00:45:37,380 --> 00:45:40,180 Promise you okay. This is something no 705 00:45:41,260 --> 00:45:46,700 Kind of something. Well, if that's just a cartoon first of all, I gotta find out where it is 706 00:45:47,340 --> 00:45:49,340 Because they call it something 707 00:45:49,340 --> 00:45:51,340 I 708 00:45:52,420 --> 00:45:58,220 Listeners out there if you know about this airplane, what's the way? What's that somebody where go up on the right? Yeah 709 00:46:00,300 --> 00:46:02,300 Right now right at an airplane 710 00:46:02,900 --> 00:46:04,900 That's a superhero 711 00:46:08,540 --> 00:46:11,860 Yeah superhero, I'm pretty sure that look at the right 712 00:46:14,980 --> 00:46:16,980 Right here. Oh my gosh 713 00:46:16,980 --> 00:46:18,980 She emails ass 714 00:46:27,860 --> 00:46:29,860 All right, I don't see any 715 00:46:30,620 --> 00:46:34,820 Just poured on my laptop. Okay, let's exit this part. Yeah, let's get you out of here 716 00:46:37,780 --> 00:46:40,020 Fly us through these stormy weather 717 00:46:40,020 --> 00:46:48,580 I got I got to figure out where that was because I swear they were like and you saw it 718 00:46:48,580 --> 00:46:54,500 Yeah, I saw the picture. He said he was telling me. Yeah, you did a picture. I didn't watch it. Uh-huh. So you saw it 719 00:46:54,500 --> 00:46:56,260 I saw a picture 720 00:46:56,260 --> 00:46:59,740 He saw a picture of like was it the guy or the girl dressed up? 721 00:47:01,140 --> 00:47:05,300 Okay, and then the guy was banging the plane. Yes was the man also a plane 722 00:47:06,380 --> 00:47:08,380 Think they both were planes 723 00:47:08,380 --> 00:47:11,500 Yes, because people like both of them. Yes 724 00:47:12,300 --> 00:47:13,660 Yeah, yeah, hey 725 00:47:13,660 --> 00:47:14,180 Yes 726 00:47:14,180 --> 00:47:20,260 It was kind of like kind of like a furry type thing in a way was a painter's costume paint and costume 727 00:47:20,260 --> 00:47:22,940 It was paint and they put some extra stuff on okay. I 728 00:47:24,220 --> 00:47:28,300 Gotta find it. I'm gonna look for it. I'm gonna ask people I play yo 729 00:47:32,260 --> 00:47:34,260 Somebody asked Dan Price 730 00:47:34,260 --> 00:47:36,980 He might know daddy boy 731 00:47:45,500 --> 00:47:47,500 We've covered a lot in the short 732 00:47:49,660 --> 00:47:56,340 We do here at Clown College we educate the people about airplane porn that doesn't exist. Yeah more serious about it 733 00:47:56,340 --> 00:48:03,860 Because you get the what you get to you get that airline experience. Well, you get you get the ass and sometimes 734 00:48:03,860 --> 00:48:09,220 You get the front but only sometimes only sometimes you want to fill it up you get that oral 735 00:48:09,700 --> 00:48:11,700 Right now that dude eating that 736 00:48:12,020 --> 00:48:14,020 Lady's ass was getting the ass too 737 00:48:14,820 --> 00:48:16,820 But I bet he gets the front sometimes 738 00:48:18,340 --> 00:48:20,340 The penis 739 00:48:20,340 --> 00:48:25,060 That was that superhero and they call superhero and they call it. Well, that's the thing 740 00:48:25,060 --> 00:48:27,060 Oh, this is a 741 00:48:27,540 --> 00:48:32,660 I was talking about when you we got into the superheroes though. They got superhero in porn superhero in porn 742 00:48:32,660 --> 00:48:38,140 Yep, superhero heroin like if this surprise a spell like heroin but a superhero 743 00:48:40,420 --> 00:48:46,980 Heroin yeah, they're going crazy adventures and stuff and then now you've dabbled in that. Oh, yeah back in the day 744 00:48:46,980 --> 00:48:53,740 Yeah, I believe in the early episodes. You actually said that you really hard up on a miss incredible incredible 745 00:48:53,740 --> 00:49:00,460 Yeah, is that the hottest superhero to you Brandon? Well back now now I remember before that was missing back in the day 746 00:49:00,860 --> 00:49:02,860 This was three weeks ago 747 00:49:05,260 --> 00:49:07,260 What does she look like don't look up 748 00:49:08,620 --> 00:49:14,220 Yes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no like the old yeah the original miss marvel like marvellous 749 00:49:14,220 --> 00:49:17,980 Yeah, well, that was a good show miss marvel. Not that one. That's a child 750 00:49:18,940 --> 00:49:22,380 Not that one. We gotta go. There we go. Oh, okay 751 00:49:22,380 --> 00:49:24,620 Okay, that's exactly I see the vision. Yeah 752 00:49:25,340 --> 00:49:27,340 See the vision here. Yeah, I remember 753 00:49:27,580 --> 00:49:34,140 That's who Brie Lawson supposed to be. Yes captain. No, she's I mean, but they're the same people just before she was captain Marvel 754 00:49:39,180 --> 00:49:41,180 Barber 755 00:49:43,100 --> 00:49:45,100 Who is that that's an actor 756 00:49:46,220 --> 00:49:48,220 Yeah, yeah, it's Pam Anderson, dude 757 00:49:48,220 --> 00:49:52,940 Let's see. Oh my gosh. Hold on. Okay. Here it is. She looked down. She's 758 00:49:53,740 --> 00:49:56,540 Yeah, oh there she is. No that no 759 00:49:57,660 --> 00:49:59,260 Don't do that 760 00:49:59,260 --> 00:50:02,700 Go down to the lady from hereditary right here. That's a good one 761 00:50:03,260 --> 00:50:09,740 No, go to 90s. Here we go. Look at that. That's Pam. Is that Baywatch? Yes, dude. I've never seen that. That's why I gotta see that 762 00:50:10,860 --> 00:50:15,020 Maybe become a man put put barbed wire barbed wire 763 00:50:15,020 --> 00:50:18,220 Barbed wire and in the yeah, it's our superhero 764 00:50:19,180 --> 00:50:20,220 oh 765 00:50:20,220 --> 00:50:22,220 When it got barbed wire 766 00:50:23,420 --> 00:50:25,420 Yeah 767 00:50:25,580 --> 00:50:29,900 But in the like the opening credit scene she's getting she gets naked in it 768 00:50:30,460 --> 00:50:35,580 And it's just like uh, she's like supposed to be this badass, but it was a good movie. It was actually a terrible movie, but 769 00:50:36,460 --> 00:50:41,100 Huh? Did you want me to search up the opening credits? Did you want to see them? Oh, no, this is up to y'all 770 00:50:41,100 --> 00:50:43,100 I was saying if y'all want to see it 771 00:50:43,100 --> 00:50:48,220 If y'all want to see it we can look it up but only if y'all want to see it 772 00:50:48,620 --> 00:50:51,980 She's been naked a lot. You know, she has a sex tape back when she looked like this, too 773 00:50:52,540 --> 00:50:56,460 Well, mr. Lee bro. Yeah, tommy lee bobby lee. Yeah 774 00:50:58,140 --> 00:51:01,420 Tommy will see tommy lee from motley crew. Yeah 775 00:51:03,580 --> 00:51:09,020 Motley crew what's that a band I probably heard him once 776 00:51:09,020 --> 00:51:15,420 I gotta let me see tommy lee. Oh my gosh. He looks bad now, too. But you know, he lived a good life 777 00:51:16,780 --> 00:51:22,060 I gotta hear his music go. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, oh there's his penis where no man 778 00:51:25,420 --> 00:51:29,820 Right there where the thing that's blurred out. Yeah, I see. Yeah 779 00:51:31,900 --> 00:51:33,660 Where 780 00:51:33,660 --> 00:51:37,580 Yeah, so we don't see that scroll up. He's dating that one girl used to be in vine, right? 781 00:51:37,580 --> 00:51:39,580 She used to be a big vine star 782 00:51:40,300 --> 00:51:43,420 No, that's pam. I thought his girlfriend wait. No, I'm thinking about 783 00:51:44,700 --> 00:51:48,060 Yeah, no, yeah, that's her she just got some work done I guess now 784 00:51:49,020 --> 00:51:53,740 Dude, you're uh that dude from red hot chili peppers. I think he's dating like that 19 year old 785 00:51:54,220 --> 00:52:00,300 Main singer from red outer. I don't I don't know anthony whatever. Yeah. Yeah, he's dating like a 19 year old 786 00:52:01,100 --> 00:52:03,900 You ever read his book where you talked about fucking 14 year olds? 787 00:52:03,900 --> 00:52:06,940 Uh, no, but what did you call fucking 14 year olds? 788 00:52:07,980 --> 00:52:14,860 Uh the lead singer. Yeah, nothing ever happened. What was this? Like when it was no when he was torn. It was like 789 00:52:16,860 --> 00:52:21,180 Wow, man, he was screwing around then they found out he found out he was 14. He's like, okay 790 00:52:21,180 --> 00:52:23,180 Well, we'll just do it one more time 791 00:52:24,700 --> 00:52:26,700 Oh my god, wait, that's the 792 00:52:27,740 --> 00:52:32,300 Who was this? What's his name? Anthony hot chili pepper. He does. I don't know. I don't know how to say it 793 00:52:32,300 --> 00:52:34,300 red hot chili pepper antony 794 00:52:43,660 --> 00:52:45,660 There we go 795 00:52:47,740 --> 00:52:51,980 Look at his girlfriend, you're pretty girlfriend girlfriend. All right girl 796 00:52:53,660 --> 00:52:59,260 There's a I because I can't I think I saw it on facebook or something. Oh my gosh, is this it? 797 00:52:59,260 --> 00:53:04,300 Is it she's super young. She's like 19. Oh shit go to another picture 798 00:53:07,820 --> 00:53:09,820 It looks like it's both of his daughters 799 00:53:11,420 --> 00:53:17,420 Yes, that's the picture I saw oh god that's crazy go back to that first one you clicked though brandon 800 00:53:17,420 --> 00:53:19,420 Did you see the headline for that one? Well right here? 801 00:53:20,300 --> 00:53:25,580 One next. Yeah, the epic dating history of dating what 15 and 16 years? 802 00:53:25,580 --> 00:53:27,580 Yeah 803 00:53:28,380 --> 00:53:30,060 Oh man 804 00:53:30,060 --> 00:53:34,220 That one picture when he was holding from that literally looks like it might is that his daughter? 805 00:53:34,780 --> 00:53:39,900 No, it's his girlfriend. I'm having fun with his girlfriend. If that's his daughter. That almost be worse too. Yeah, that would be 806 00:53:39,900 --> 00:53:42,380 That's like what was that other dude that did that? 807 00:53:43,020 --> 00:53:47,420 Tom brady and so it's like a comedian his name was like what was his name andy something? 808 00:53:48,380 --> 00:53:53,820 I don't know because he had like a daughter that he adopted and then eventually married. Oh, that was uh the 809 00:53:53,820 --> 00:53:59,420 Uh playwright, uh, what do you what do you yeah, what do you allen? Yeah. Yeah, yeah sick little motherfucking 810 00:54:00,540 --> 00:54:03,900 Go down some other pictures man. That's that that looks that's rowdy 811 00:54:04,860 --> 00:54:06,860 That was recent that was like this year 812 00:54:07,420 --> 00:54:09,420 God damn, I think i'm pretty sure 813 00:54:10,940 --> 00:54:12,940 Him 814 00:54:13,580 --> 00:54:15,580 She got too old. Yeah, she's 20 815 00:54:17,580 --> 00:54:18,460 Yeah 816 00:54:18,460 --> 00:54:21,180 He has a track record dude. I don't feel bad for anthony 817 00:54:21,180 --> 00:54:26,620 Kid, how can you write a book being like i'd bang 14 year olds and then still walk around? 818 00:54:27,660 --> 00:54:31,020 That is that not and he has that mustache. Yeah 819 00:54:31,660 --> 00:54:33,660 well 820 00:54:35,420 --> 00:54:38,720 Not all people who have mustaches are pedophiles 821 00:54:40,620 --> 00:54:43,180 It fell over like ghosts man. Yeah, but it like 822 00:54:43,820 --> 00:54:48,220 Went over my hand. How the fuck did that happen? You step on the cord dude ghost the colonel cop 823 00:54:48,220 --> 00:54:54,700 Help damn what the ghost of colonel cop man. We got the corn cob pipe over there dude. Yeah, we'll give it to him 824 00:54:55,260 --> 00:54:57,260 Maybe it'll chill the fuck out 825 00:54:57,900 --> 00:55:03,820 But yeah, dude, that's just that's pretty gross man. Yeah that one photo is like 50 look at wait 826 00:55:03,820 --> 00:55:09,580 There's another angle right there. You see where his backs turn. He's got the blue shirt on right up into the right where your mouse is 827 00:55:10,220 --> 00:55:12,220 Not not that one. Oh right here. Yeah 828 00:55:12,620 --> 00:55:14,620 Oh, he's about to beat her up 829 00:55:14,940 --> 00:55:17,100 He's p didi in his underage girlfriend, dude 830 00:55:17,100 --> 00:55:19,100 All the celebrities, huh? 831 00:55:19,500 --> 00:55:21,500 Oh my gosh, dude. Damn, man 832 00:55:22,140 --> 00:55:23,500 That's wow 833 00:55:23,500 --> 00:55:29,260 Never never knew this about him at all. I haven't heard this one time. This has been a very sexually charged episode 834 00:55:29,260 --> 00:55:32,140 Yeah, i don't call it podcast and none of it has been positive 835 00:55:33,180 --> 00:55:38,620 None of it is well, I think it was beautiful what that guy had with his car. You know, because he takes care of it 836 00:55:38,700 --> 00:55:40,700 You know, he takes care of it. Nobody does 837 00:55:41,180 --> 00:55:46,060 Brandon's legit because i'm like look he takes care of it. He got no car problems bernand's fucking his car 838 00:55:46,060 --> 00:55:50,860 Yeah, I was gonna say the whole thing that came to this was he said I understand those people 839 00:55:51,580 --> 00:55:55,900 Who do stuff with their cars and my whole when he said that I was thinking he was talking about 840 00:55:56,140 --> 00:56:00,780 Make adjustments make upgrade to the car and then when you explained to me that he stole my bang in his car 841 00:56:01,180 --> 00:56:02,060 Yeah 842 00:56:02,060 --> 00:56:06,620 Branding so you sold the way this all started off. You said you understand. Yes, I understand 843 00:56:06,700 --> 00:56:07,580 But you gotta hear me out 844 00:56:07,580 --> 00:56:13,180 This is just because i'm like dude this economy these cars are so hard to get so expensive. You get a good car 845 00:56:13,260 --> 00:56:15,260 You got that car is 50 dollars 846 00:56:15,260 --> 00:56:17,260 That car was 50 dollars 847 00:56:17,740 --> 00:56:23,260 Back then dude, can you please look up the video where he comes out to his dad in the original brand? 848 00:56:24,860 --> 00:56:27,900 He tells his dad and his dad's like what what do you mean? 849 00:56:29,260 --> 00:56:31,260 In love with car 850 00:56:32,780 --> 00:56:38,060 Oh, dude, yes, this is better for the environment. He probably doesn't let anybody else in the car though 851 00:56:38,780 --> 00:56:44,140 You know, he doesn't let passengers in there. No way touching his baby. You can watch the full video and just skip to where it says dad 852 00:56:44,140 --> 00:56:47,820 Dad, dude, if you've been waiting for this, this is this is a great question, dude 853 00:56:47,900 --> 00:56:51,180 You know how they ask would you rather have a thought daughter or a gay son? 854 00:56:51,980 --> 00:56:53,980 Would you rather your son? 855 00:56:54,380 --> 00:56:58,460 Or I don't know. Would you rather your son come out as gay or come out that he likes cars? 856 00:57:00,140 --> 00:57:02,140 Oh, yeah 857 00:57:03,820 --> 00:57:07,340 Like he wanted to tell me I don't know exactly what it's about but I like to know 858 00:57:07,340 --> 00:57:11,980 No, no, no, no back over here. Yeah, we're right here to the beginning 859 00:57:13,420 --> 00:57:15,420 No, no, not to be keep it. You know, keep it right there 860 00:57:16,460 --> 00:57:18,460 Uh, this is my handsome man 861 00:57:19,420 --> 00:57:21,980 They've kept their romance a secret from most people 862 00:57:23,500 --> 00:57:27,900 But today nathaniel has decided to reveal everything to his father 863 00:57:29,020 --> 00:57:32,940 Nathaniel asked me to come up here. Basically he had something that he wanted to tell me 864 00:57:32,940 --> 00:57:37,100 So I don't know exactly what it's about but I like to know uh, what's going on in his life? 865 00:57:37,820 --> 00:57:40,700 Yeah, it's something pretty important. I want to talk to you about all right 866 00:57:42,140 --> 00:57:47,980 I'm uh, i'm just gonna come out and say it I guess i'm in an intimate relationship with chase 867 00:57:49,020 --> 00:57:51,020 um sexually and emotionally 868 00:57:52,060 --> 00:57:54,060 You're in an intimate relationship with 869 00:57:54,780 --> 00:57:59,180 Your car. Yes, and sexually with your car. Yes your car. Yes 870 00:58:00,460 --> 00:58:01,820 How does 871 00:58:01,820 --> 00:58:08,220 I don't how does that work? How can you have sex with a car mainly? It's just a lot of just rubbing up against him 872 00:58:08,780 --> 00:58:10,060 um 873 00:58:10,060 --> 00:58:11,820 Okay, um 874 00:58:11,820 --> 00:58:14,060 Certain and it involves masturbating as well 875 00:58:17,020 --> 00:58:19,020 So you 876 00:58:19,020 --> 00:58:25,180 You rub up against it or I mean, I guess like right now you're does this turn you on? Yes 877 00:58:26,780 --> 00:58:28,780 It's hard to comprehend 878 00:58:28,780 --> 00:58:30,780 It's hard to comprehend 879 00:58:30,780 --> 00:58:38,300 Somewhere and masturbating to it or with it. I don't know. I guess it's it's disbelief. But at the same time he's my son 880 00:58:39,180 --> 00:58:44,780 You see that's the problem right there with the same mom that did any of this kids need to get beat and realize that 881 00:58:45,660 --> 00:58:50,780 You're being fucking dumb as shit. Yeah, I can't have him now. He's now I guarantee he doesn't have any 882 00:58:51,500 --> 00:58:54,060 Doesn't have a uh, he has a car 883 00:58:55,180 --> 00:58:59,660 Yes, he has a car bed and his bed sheet has a picture of his car on it 884 00:58:59,660 --> 00:59:04,380 Yeah, there's an old car that he was jerking off in dude small bed. You're not special dude 885 00:59:04,460 --> 00:59:09,180 Everybody's jerked off in their car at least once dude every every week 886 00:59:13,580 --> 00:59:18,540 This is this is insane dude because I had a child and they told me they were fucking their car dude 887 00:59:19,340 --> 00:59:25,180 I'm calling like the authorities dude, like it's like health service people. I'm like fix them 888 00:59:26,140 --> 00:59:28,140 What what's going on? 889 00:59:28,140 --> 00:59:34,940 This this can't be accepted. I don't think no the car can't consent. Yeah, I just realized that 890 00:59:36,860 --> 00:59:43,020 But it's like if you take this away from him he probably will become a serial killer i'm not going to the neighborhood croaker 891 00:59:44,620 --> 00:59:48,540 I mean at least you got a reliable dude. You could buy a car from if he ever sells it 892 00:59:48,620 --> 00:59:53,580 I'm not buying the car that he's jerking off in and rubbing up against get a deep clean man 893 00:59:53,660 --> 00:59:57,260 I would there's no amount of detailing in the world that could take that out 894 00:59:57,260 --> 00:59:59,260 There's gonna be some spillage some oh, yeah 895 00:59:59,820 --> 01:00:02,540 There's gonna be some spillage man. Try to grab something in the glove 896 01:00:02,620 --> 01:00:06,780 You're gonna start the car and semen's gonna fly out of the exhaust dude 897 01:00:07,580 --> 01:00:11,740 And it's gonna cook in there and it's not gonna smell good, man. Yeah 898 01:00:12,700 --> 01:00:17,500 That's yeah, that's rough. You're not you're gonna grab the steering wheel and not be able to let go 899 01:00:19,260 --> 01:00:22,460 Oh my gosh, but there's footage there's footage 900 01:00:22,460 --> 01:00:31,340 There's footage of this dude touching the fucking car man. Yeah, and I explained it. I mean, that's there's so many other cars 901 01:00:31,500 --> 01:00:35,660 Don't buy that one. You know, this only happens a certain type of people 902 01:00:36,300 --> 01:00:41,580 I just need this to be clear whites. No, because and it's strange. Well, this definitely it was only gonna be white 903 01:00:42,940 --> 01:00:46,060 But this is the whitest strange addiction. We were watching it last night 904 01:00:46,140 --> 01:00:50,300 So I find alex was over here and uh the woman eating her um, 905 01:00:50,300 --> 01:00:53,100 Uh couch cushions inside part 906 01:00:54,140 --> 01:00:57,180 Yeah, that was a black person. You run out. Wouldn't you run out? 907 01:00:57,180 --> 01:00:59,660 That's what I said you did after that couch and there we'd be sitting on the floor 908 01:01:00,380 --> 01:01:02,380 I already need to get some lumps out of that bitch 909 01:01:03,820 --> 01:01:09,180 But uh, yeah, I mean as people who are too you can't be too accepting of everything this guy 910 01:01:09,180 --> 01:01:11,980 I mean at this point it's too late this at this point right here 911 01:01:11,980 --> 01:01:14,940 You can't do anything about it this man you try to take that away from me 912 01:01:14,940 --> 01:01:18,940 He's just he's older first of all in the hole. Just he looked like oh he's 39 now 913 01:01:18,940 --> 01:01:20,940 He's up in here right here 914 01:01:20,940 --> 01:01:22,940 Oh here take away 10. Let's see 915 01:01:22,940 --> 01:01:26,940 Yeah, if he's 29 he's over the age of 25. He's in his 20s 916 01:01:26,940 --> 01:01:30,940 Yeah, so there's nothing you can do about at this point, but you see the signs when they're younger 917 01:01:30,940 --> 01:01:32,940 Hey, cool that shit the fuck out 918 01:01:32,940 --> 01:01:38,940 Ah dude, I don't what signs man. His dad didn't seem to he seemed to be genuinely shocked 919 01:01:38,940 --> 01:01:40,940 I don't think he knew his son was um 920 01:01:40,940 --> 01:01:46,940 Auto you spending too much time out there with that car boy. Then you fucking the hot widows and shit 921 01:01:46,940 --> 01:01:52,940 Yeah, but you like if you have a son and he's really into cars you like oh, he's just a car guy. Yeah 922 01:01:52,940 --> 01:01:58,940 You don't you don't know he's fucking jerking in it. You don't know he's rubbing up against it calling it chase 923 01:01:58,940 --> 01:02:04,940 You don't know that until you come out. Well, if you walk out and he's like his body's under the car 924 01:02:04,940 --> 01:02:10,940 And he's kissing the front of it like he was in the video. That was a passionate kiss too 925 01:02:10,940 --> 01:02:14,940 That wasn't I thought it was just gonna be like a pet. No, he was he had some tongue in it 926 01:02:14,940 --> 01:02:20,940 He has some tongue and I that's true love this I will say this guy has a better relationship with his car than most dudes 927 01:02:20,940 --> 01:02:26,940 Have with their girlfriend without doubt, you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Well the car doesn't talk 928 01:02:28,940 --> 01:02:30,940 I'm the deal with her shit 929 01:02:30,940 --> 01:02:36,940 It just it only honks when you press the yeah, and that's on demand 930 01:02:36,940 --> 01:02:44,940 Yeah, that's crazy, this is a good one this was a good one good episode boys it was I'm disturbed 931 01:02:44,940 --> 01:02:48,940 Oh, yeah before before we go you remember we had that doom thing where everybody was getting 932 01:02:48,940 --> 01:02:54,940 Oh shit. Yeah. Yeah. Shout out to Kim and shenanigans. They put on a doom show 933 01:02:54,940 --> 01:03:02,940 They put on a doom show and uh, it was fun and it's fun because we didn't know what the fuck we were getting into 934 01:03:02,940 --> 01:03:10,940 Until seven o'clock. Yeah, and that night it started at eight and JJ was the uh, the torture. Yeah the torture 935 01:03:10,940 --> 01:03:34,940 I got to dry dick on a lady's face. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that was badass. We'll insert that clip right here. Oh 936 01:03:34,940 --> 01:03:40,940 I put hairs on it. Yeah, it got detailed. I like that. Yeah. Yep 937 01:03:40,940 --> 01:03:48,940 Uh, well we had sci-fi had to walk across legos. You had to eat a duck egg duck egg, which was I mean I almost do 938 01:03:48,940 --> 01:03:54,940 Up for real. No bullshit. That was nasty. And you were also wearing a paper hat with condoms condoms 939 01:03:54,940 --> 01:04:02,940 While eating the duck egg. Yeah. Real strange. I was sweating under that motherfucker too. I think it was like it was like paper or something 940 01:04:02,940 --> 01:04:10,940 I'm pretty sure I put it in that paper. Yeah. Yeah, I put it in that paper. But uh, uh, the two best ones though 941 01:04:10,940 --> 01:04:18,940 Pat doing the last dance on the pole. Oh my god. Hopefully we can insert these. We get these from Alex and we can insert that 942 01:04:18,940 --> 01:04:46,940 And uh, he's sexualizing the light bulb. Audio porn. Audio porn dude. Brandon was like you gotta unscrew that 943 01:04:46,940 --> 01:04:52,940 He was like that's at one point. He said you gotta unscrew 944 01:04:52,940 --> 01:05:21,940 Step four you gotta move the whole life. The way you do this will depend on whether the bulb has a boning process approved. Yeah I remember I said to my girl like man you were really humping that out mic stand Brandon. I was like really? I thought I didn't do enough. Oh you did plenty. You worked up a sweat. That's for sure dude. I even had that knowledge at the end. I was like yeah man I had to get into the park. 945 01:05:21,940 --> 01:05:31,940 Oh yeah you were sweating good. I know and there was no wipe or nothing. I was just like we're gonna have to act like it's not here. You used the script. 946 01:05:31,940 --> 01:05:49,940 We're gonna have to pretend this ain't here. I hope she keeps on doing this one. That's fine. I loved it. What else they have? They had a oh the one that I would not have done if I'd have got that one is lick my shoe. Somebody did it. And a random audience member licked his shoe. Perfect. Shout out to that guy. High five. 947 01:05:49,940 --> 01:06:19,940 He was down. He did another one that was pretty. Hot sauce. Oh it's just hot sauce? Okay. Man. Yeah so they had some like light ones hot sauce, pickle juice, lime juice and then they had like herring, red herring. It was a sardine. Spicy sardine or something. I could have done that. I could have done that. I had sardine pizza and shit. You know. Pretty good. Anchovies? Oh my bad anchovy pizzas. The best. Same thing. That's the best pizza? Well at Starz Market if you go to Starz Market pizza trust me. 948 01:06:19,940 --> 01:06:49,940 That pizza changed your life. You ever had Starz Market pizza? Starz Market is a grocery store. But that pizza because it got terry's pizza in the back. It's so good. Have you ever you tried the terry's? Nah. You got it. I haven't. I haven't. Is this the place around here? Yes it's at five points. Starz Market? Starz Market. Trust me. Trust me. Nobody else. Nobody else's anchovy pizza besides theirs? No yeah that but if you get that pizza in general it beats Domino's. It beats 949 01:06:49,940 --> 01:07:19,940 Little Seasons. Of course everything beats Little Seasons. Papa John's. All that. Doesn't even compare. Locudos? I've never had locudos. Oh yeah locudos is good. Big A$$O that's the challenger. Big A$$ pizza. You ever had Big A$$? Yeah I have Big A$$ before. It's good isn't it? Yeah Big A$$ is good and Marcos is actually. I like Marcos. Marcos is cheap and good. Yeah. Mellow Mushroom. You know you tried that? Don't touch the stuff. You don't. I like it dude. 950 01:07:19,940 --> 01:07:49,940 You like mushrooms? No Mellow Mushroom. Mellow Mushroom is a restaurant. It's a pizza place. Oh okay okay I thought it was. For high people I really feel like because you going in they got a RV van. It's real stonery. Really stoner. Perfect place. Alright you gonna go Little Chulos after this? You said go where? Little Chulos. What's that? That's the place where they got the good pizza I'm talking about. Oh hell yeah I'm gonna go Little Chulos then. Yeah go Little Chulos it's on Jordan Lane and Home. 951 01:07:49,940 --> 01:08:19,940 Jordan Lane and Home. Jordan Lane and Home. Little Chulos. Alright. Didn't we go there? No that's a different one. Little Chulos got the little rat as the spokesperson logo. That's Chuck E. Cheese man. And you shouldn't be hanging around there. I mean that pizza man you get that pizza. Okay brand new though dig a hole man. That's all I'm saying dude. And they sell alcohol there too which is kind of weird. Yeah that's really fucking weird. Well no you do it because parents have to fuck it up. 952 01:08:19,940 --> 01:08:49,940 They shouldn't be in that hell hole with their kids. Do you want other adults drinking around your kids man? No. Fuck what other adults do. I want to be able to drink whenever I have to be there. You gotta put on. You know it's $30 a fucking person. A kid. For like they have parties. So you pay. So if you have a you know a 10 people 10 kid party it's $30 a person. You damn right I want a fucking drink. Yeah. And you sound like you can shit face that Chuck E. Cheese's. 953 01:08:49,940 --> 01:09:19,940 And if you get it is frowned upon. You can't. You can't. That's all that matters. Because you don't want to have to deal with all these kids. You got to fucking watch them. Might as well have a beer in your hand. I loved Chuck E. Cheese when I was a kid. I just went for one of my friend's kids birthday and I ain't gonna lie they had a. Fuck you. But they had their stuffed crust pizza was like it was legit. Oh they got stuffed crust now? Yeah dude. And it's just enough cheese is not too much like Papa John's stuffed crust sucks. 954 01:09:19,940 --> 01:09:49,940 It's the worst by far. And then Pizza Hut is you know it's the gold standard but this is better than Pizza Hut's. It's like just a little sliver and it's like we should go to Chuck E. Cheese. Yeah we should. No the fuck we shouldn't. If we walk in a gym all four of us walk in a Chuck E. Cheese right now. We're ready to fuck shit up. Start pushing kids off. I am applying for a job but maybe I'll be the rat. Oh man dude that would be cool. I'm at a birthday party. You can't see me wink. No I'm talking about if you be like come back here. 955 01:09:49,940 --> 01:10:05,940 I'm gonna go backstage for a second. Wink and then put it back in. Brandon the rat asking Brandon to go backstage at Chuck E. Cheese dude. First of all now we know how he got molested 25 times as a child. Why would you be at a birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese? 956 01:10:05,940 --> 01:10:35,940 Well I mean if it was somebody that like I knew like a relative or something they had like that kid. But come see your cousin or something. Hell yeah. Now I'm there and he's like hey man. Or he'd be like Brandon come back here. And I'd be like yeah what's up. It's just J.J. But you would just walk back there. And then it's his penis. Now you know. Now I'd have to think about it man. If the dude was just like hey. If the Chuck E. Cheese after he did his little dance for the kid and stuff came over and he just hit you and said hey come here. I'd be like hold up man what you want me to. That's not what you just said. Yeah you would just go though I think. Okay well if I hear J.J.'s voice. 957 01:10:35,940 --> 01:11:04,940 No if he just hit you. If he just hit you even if it is J.J. you're not going to know his voice if a fucking random Chuck E. Cheese guy is there you know saying he just hit you and he's like hey come here real quick. You would go wouldn't you. I'd be I'd be I'd be all right. What's going on. He would get. I would I would be walking. If he hit you and said come here and didn't say anything else he just said come here and start walking off. Would you go with him. Man I'd have to really think about it. He just said that he would walk with him. But he'd be hesitant about it. It depends how it goes. 958 01:11:05,940 --> 01:11:35,940 It depends how you do it. I guess I don't know. What if he comes up and he's like hey man come with me to the back real quick. I don't know. I don't know what would happen. I'd probably be like hey let me think. But then another part of it. I don't know because I feel like he wouldn't be like the last 15 times that I did this. It didn't end well. But this time might be different. You can't judge a book by its cover even if it is a fucking rat. I'd be like out of all the people you were like hey man come here for a minute. I'd be like. 959 01:11:35,940 --> 01:12:05,940 That's weird. But but Brandon you went whenever one of my friends came to shenanigans for the show he said he hit Brandon and he was like hey he's like he's like he's like hey come to the bathroom with me and then Brandon walked to the bathroom single single room. Yeah single room stall. He's like I'm fucking with you. I knew I was like this is part of the joke man. You know he was joking. Yeah I knew it was a joke. OK. I was like you also thought all those other people were joking. Yeah they weren't. I'm too chill man. 960 01:12:05,940 --> 01:12:20,620 I'm too. I'm like oh man. Hey I'm just vibing. And then I. Yeah man it's weird. So even if you knew he was joking you still walked in the bathroom. Yeah because I was like you got me there. You really got me. All right man. Let's let's commit to joke. It's never gonna happen. 961 01:12:20,620 --> 01:12:50,620 And then all right. Nothing. Yeah. What if his friend was a weird molester guy. Yeah. Yeah. Damn it to the OK. Now we got to commit. OK. You know we can stop with this joke now. Right. Like that. Well at that point I'm joking. I'd be like I'd be like this is kind of a charge right here. I don't I don't like this. Not today man. No. Today. Maybe later. No. And then you never come back. Oh yeah. 962 01:12:50,620 --> 01:13:20,620 That would be the real doom show. Yeah. The bathroom. Crazy. See what's in that restroom. Rest the room. Rest the room. Rest the room. Bathroom. Would you go in it. And then you'd be like no man. I don't know. You never know. But then I'd be like damn that would be crazy. If that was on that board. Because me I think I know this person man ain't gonna be enough in that crazy. I'm talking about the doom show of the doom show has something like going to restaurant. 963 01:13:20,620 --> 01:13:35,220 There's a mystery thing in there. I'd be like this is the doom show. Man it can't be. It can't be nothing too crazy in there. I'm so scared for you out there. Something's gonna happen. Oh God. All right. You got to run things by us. All right. 964 01:13:36,500 --> 01:13:47,140 Anytime. Anytime. Somebody asked you to go to a back room. Yeah. Give us a call. But should I go back here. Yeah. Yeah. We're always a guy branded. Yeah. I got you. And then make a friend. 965 01:13:47,140 --> 01:14:17,140 He did make a friend. Oh my God. You remember that night at Straight to Hell. I was in there for 20 minutes because somebody had like a wrestling hat and everything. I was like dude you got a wrestling hat man. He had a wrestling hat in every day. It was the fucking golden era one. I got the exact picture of it because I know exactly which one he had. Snapback. Okay. Snapback. That's all it takes. Legends. Chuck E. Cheese. I'm a little hesitant. But if he's got a wrestling hat from the golden era. Where is it at? Where is it at? 966 01:14:17,140 --> 01:14:46,900 It was like this one right now. Like dude you got this wrestling that man. He was like oh yeah. I was like so that's your favorite air. And then he was telling me all these cool instruments he played and stuff. I was like hell yeah man. The dick. The penis. The bagpipes. The bag and the pipe. That was a gay man. What's that some slang? That slang down there. They be like hey man. Slang and dick dude. Yeah. You know about bagpipes right. What was that noise? 967 01:14:47,140 --> 01:15:07,460 I was trying to. I was like what the hell. Slang dick. I don't know. Because I feel like that would be cold to my eye man. You know about them bagpipes right. And then you be like no because I don't know. I don't want to know either. Yeah. I don't even know what's happening right now. 968 01:15:07,460 --> 01:15:31,780 I got nothing Brandon. I'm not saving you. You got to save yourself dude. No that was metaphorical. Thankfully that's not how it happened. Yeah play the bagpipes man. I was like what's up. Yeah. And then he was like I almost came to the show but too far. Yeah. Too far. Down the hall. Yeah. 969 01:15:31,780 --> 01:15:56,820 Oh no. No. He was at the show. I'm talking about the clown college show. Oh dude. You got to play some pipes on the stage. And that would have been crazy. Like I wouldn't. Hey man that would have been cool. And to have him there and to be like how'd you meet this guy Brandon. Oh we were talking in the bathroom. Yeah. Because he had a WWE hat on. Yeah I was just washing my hands. Man I saw you a minute ago. Hell yeah. 970 01:15:56,820 --> 01:16:03,380 All right we're going to leave you guys on that. Yeah. Yeah. That's it. That's it. That's all.