1 00:00:00,720 --> 00:00:02,720 This week on clown college 2 00:00:04,520 --> 00:00:10,600 What they call it special needs now and and that's what I was I was in the special ed part where you got a little bit 3 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:12,600 of extra 4 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:15,920 Help 5 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:20,160 Yeah, and then I have to read it like old people and draw on straight lines 6 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:29,080 I don't think that's in the standard 7 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:38,200 Welcome to clown college. We have profound knowledge in many ways to elevate and make his own polish 8 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:43,840 So if you want to hear a little honest you take son always to make it as a comic stick around for a while 9 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:50,720 If you're down to clown, we got to guess right now just to show you how 10 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:10,560 So this the first show after the live show yeah 11 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:17,880 I'm still recovering dude. Yeah, that was amazing. Man. It was really good. Thank you everybody for coming, too 12 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:24,800 Oh, yeah, thank you guys. Thank you so much. It's a good turnout really good turnout first show. Yeah. Yeah, I 13 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:30,360 Didn't know how I was gonna go man. I'm beyond this way, but it was a good time 14 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:34,200 Yeah, it was actually a good time when I watched it back when I was editing it up 15 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:38,760 I was like it seems like consistent laughs do the whole thing Brandon with stories went well 16 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:44,960 The skit hit oh, yeah, we had to put that on there because it just felt right put it in the beginning 17 00:01:44,960 --> 00:01:47,320 Yeah, yeah, I cut it out. I cut it out the 18 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:50,920 from the from that part, but uh, yeah 19 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:53,480 sci-fi killed 20 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,480 All yeah, yeah 21 00:01:55,480 --> 00:02:00,360 Okay, he did okay he did he came in a little rock he was rusty you could tell yeah 22 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:05,560 You know, you know, he did fine. Yeah, he did fine. Oh that semen. He's been doing 23 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:08,760 Not good. He's been out there on the waters 24 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:13,640 Come up pressing me. Where's our podcast that I'm like bitch 25 00:02:15,640 --> 00:02:22,560 We had a live show to put together this guy dude unbelievable people just you know, I'm grateful 26 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:30,240 Talking about this podcast the other week ago to tell him Brandon look at that look at that talk to him 27 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:32,240 Look at I'm gonna talk to him 28 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:36,440 A bitch ass bitch made ass nigga. Now, you know, this is my friend here 29 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:50,400 And then all the bucket pools killed hope 30 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:55,240 Yeah, hope did really well. Those jokes were were on time 31 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:58,800 Yeah, and then and then she pied me in the face and there were hot dogs 32 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:02,760 That's what noodles I found. Yeah, that's I didn't see the noodle part. I got 33 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:09,360 When when I looked on the ground and saw two raw hot dogs 34 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:13,840 Covered in shaving cream, dude. I'm like, I wasn't supposed to see those till later tonight 35 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:16,760 And then they were just there 36 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:22,280 Yeah, cuz Alex was like you guys didn't even notice that there was hot dogs and noodles in there. I had no fucking clue. I 37 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:26,080 Didn't either that was that threw me off guard when I looked down 38 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:31,160 I was like the shaving cream was such a good call. That's a good cream 39 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:36,160 Did you call that one? No, that was you dude. No, no, no, somebody called it. Maybe it was Alex 40 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:42,240 Thank you. Well, yeah, I mean dude that smell of just fucking my nose 41 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:44,240 It wouldn't go away for like two days after that 42 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:50,000 It was terrible and just think of the cleanup on I got I didn't have to wash that tarp right away 43 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:53,240 But if it had that milk shit on it and sat in my car for a couple days 44 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:57,200 Oh, dude shaving cream is the way to go if you ever want to pause somebody in the face 45 00:03:57,200 --> 00:04:01,120 Yeah, we got it dissolves too. Yeah, we got to close your eyes 46 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:04,600 Think of a new thing for this next we get one in three months 47 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:09,600 I'm thinking shout out to Kim and shenanigans, huh? I'm thinking don't yeah. Shout out to Kim shenanigans 48 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:13,840 I'm thinking don't take for the next one dude. If we can find a way to get that set up 49 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:18,880 They got that back door. I'm pretty sure a dunk take. Yeah, I'm tank would fold right? 50 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:24,600 You know what I mean, wait, you don't think the dunk tape was like a dunk tank would fold to get it in through the door 51 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:29,440 I thought it was made out of look up a dunk tank very rent a dunk tank. Yeah 52 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:32,640 Let's see. Let's see. We'll do it right fucking now, man. I 53 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:39,360 Just want to see what it like if there's one that we can get a hold of don't tank rentals 54 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:43,120 Let's see how much this cost. I don't think we'll be able to get it inside. That's the only thing 55 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:45,120 Yeah, I was only gonna get it inside 56 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:48,920 I don't think we'll be able to get it inside. That's the only thing. Yeah, absolutely 57 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:51,960 $300 okay 58 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:54,200 Dude we can make that yeah 59 00:04:54,960 --> 00:05:00,640 But I don't know about the mechanism. Yeah, but how many people actually gonna hit that circle right there? 60 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:07,000 Well, you gotta give them like five you gotta give them five balls. We're gonna have to give them like a basketball or something 61 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:10,960 Comics not really well known for their athletic ability 62 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:16,760 Yeah, and we got to get this pass through Kim to be like would you like a big bucket of water in your studio? 63 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:22,060 First of all, who said it's gonna be water man. I'm thinking Gator piss 64 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:26,040 From out there 65 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:32,120 Brandon I want to know what this story. Yeah, I mean Brandon said he had something crazy to do. We don't know what it is guys. So 66 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:37,200 Like that asshole Scott said mm-hmm. I fucked around and found 67 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:42,200 What okay, so uh, you know those Willy Wonka chocolates at the gas station. Uh-huh 68 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:48,200 I got adventurous and I was like, let me go ahead and get that so I got that and then I went on a date 69 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:51,920 We went to Cheddar's right? Yeah, I've never been in this tank in there 70 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:58,040 I've never been to Cheddar's and I found out it wasn't that expensive. So I got the ribs and uh, the chicken tenders 71 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:04,760 Made sure that I had a bunch of chicken tenders and then I got what else did I get that a cheese broccoli casserole? 72 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:08,720 Uh-huh with some bacon and cheese fries. That sounds delicious 73 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:10,720 And I ate all that shit 74 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:17,200 Except for some of the ribs. I had like two bones left and then after that I got excited and I got some cake pops 75 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:23,800 And then after I ate the cake pops I had I bought this big-ass Ben and Jerry chocolate thing 76 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:29,440 Are you fucking serious? That's 5,000 calories. Oh god at least. And the morning was bad cuz I okay 77 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:32,680 So I was tired and I needed some energy so I had an energy drink 78 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:34,680 and then some M&M cookies 79 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:37,040 And 80 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:38,040 Shake breakfast 81 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:41,600 And then I went home and read the thing and said take two what is it? 82 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:48,320 They said two chocolate bars for the newcomer the person that's new and then if you do four or five 83 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:52,680 That's when shit gets crazy. And I was like, man, I'm a champ. Let me get four. What? 84 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:57,200 Hold on. What are we talking about? The Willy Wonka? You never seen those mushroom chocolate things? 85 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:59,200 Oh, you're talking about a 86 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:03,400 Yeah, oh, okay. I didn't know what you're talking about. I got four of them 87 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:08,080 And my girl's like don't do four Brandon don't do it like me and I'm a champ. I could do four 88 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:11,160 Four entire candy bars? No, not four entire 89 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:15,720 It's like they have like a level of bars and they're like you take one two, three, four five 90 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:19,560 And they're like six or seven. Like you break off the pieces. Yeah, you know like six or seven 91 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:22,680 You're gonna start seeing the walls move and stuff and I was like man, I'm a champ 92 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:25,680 But and here's the thing. I actually was a champ 93 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:32,320 But and here's the thing. I actually was a champ but that tummy ache came at the same time from all that shit 94 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:36,620 I ate so the whole night I was just dying like yeah. Oh my god 95 00:07:36,620 --> 00:07:41,080 That was the worst just on not even the mushrooms in it just what you ate 96 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:46,200 I just thought you were gonna yeah, like they hit they clashed at the same time to hit and then my stomach 97 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:51,760 Did you feel anything like yeah, yes, I did but also I was more focused on my stomach. So dude, I'm falling over 98 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:57,320 And trying to and it was so bad. I couldn't even go. I'm just like dude. It was so bad 99 00:07:57,320 --> 00:08:01,560 I just blinked and then was like eight in the morning and I was just like no not even a morning 100 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:04,620 It was six. Yeah, it was six o'clock and I was like, thank god 101 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:09,560 But then I realized I passed out and I didn't get to charge my phone another side of rush out 102 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:11,920 with a dead phone and everything 103 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:18,760 I found out yo, you can't do all were you shitting crazy try it and you couldn't oh 104 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:23,040 My god, have you shit since only once 105 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:26,880 Was it a big one no, no 106 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:35,380 Well how much you ate dude, I don't know how you get you some fiber. Yeah some apples. Yeah, I'm taking a sugar break 107 00:08:35,380 --> 00:08:39,420 I'm a sugar addict and that definitely showed that night. Oh my gosh 108 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:43,200 That was that was a horrible night. I wouldn't wish that upon nobody 109 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:49,240 But it was like it was like oh here it is wrong moment. My stomach. So it was just hurting you couldn't 110 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:54,480 Yeah, I was like growing in that just passed out. That's the worst dude. We're gonna have to 111 00:08:55,200 --> 00:09:00,360 Stage an intervention. Yeah, and I think mm-hmm. This is getting to be a problem. That was a horrible 112 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:04,880 Introduction to that chocolate right there. I don't think it had anything 113 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:12,720 To do with the chocolate man yeah, I told you ate so much chicken tender ribs chicken tenders 114 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:17,280 broccoli cheese broccoli and cheese cheese fries cheese fries cake pops 115 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:21,440 The cake fucking pop the mushroom chocolate. Yeah, and 116 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:27,480 Ben & Jerry's the Ben & Jerry's ice cream and the chocolate. No, it was a big chocolate bar this big 117 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:33,760 $5 it was and then you woke up the next morning. You're like man. That was the worst 118 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:39,280 Let me eat some cookies and drink this. Oh, no, that was all in the same day. That was just that was how I started 119 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:45,120 That's what you ate your for breakfast that day breakfast of champions. That is Red Bull and some M&M cookies 120 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:49,840 What what flavor Red Bull? Oh the plain one with the little race guy on it? 121 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:54,840 You never seen that like if you go there now as a race dude looking like this on the normal one 122 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:56,560 That's what I got. Oh 123 00:09:56,560 --> 00:09:59,320 Yeah, big ass mistake. Yeah, I did 124 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:03,960 Poor it's just I got so hungry and I never been to Cheddar's and it was so good 125 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:10,640 It was I've never been either but everybody said it's gonna change. I've been too many times. Really too many times good 126 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:16,080 To you guys kind of made you want Cheddar's now. They got a good menu item the Monte Cristo 127 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:20,480 What's that deep-fried sandwich? Yeah, it ham turkey cheese 128 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:27,280 They deep-fry it powdered sugar on it with raspberry preserves on the side, dude. Oh my gosh, man 129 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:29,280 It's nice 130 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:31,280 That's a little too much right there 131 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:33,280 That's a little too much right there 132 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:35,280 Is Brandon fat shaming me right now dude? He's fucking food shaming me 133 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:37,280 Unreal 134 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:42,760 They deep-fry it like like so it's like like like fried chicken type but like a sandwich, right? 135 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:46,680 Yeah, it's like the bread is almost as if it's a croissant 136 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:52,260 Oh, you know, it's like a croissant style, but you know what they give you for free the appetizer the honey butter 137 00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:55,000 Oh, yeah, that was the best. I had that to the list 138 00:10:55,000 --> 00:11:01,560 But I had that too. It's that kind of bread, but it's got a little bit more integrity to it. It's a thicker cut 139 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:04,360 That's my favorite place right now, man 140 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:07,200 Like I gotta go back. I think you should take a 141 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:11,000 Sabbatical dude, do they give you a lot of food and how much it cost? 142 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:16,320 It was only 19 bucks and they gave you like a full slab of ribs full. Yeah like baby 143 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:21,040 Oh, well, I think that's right. I like my second time I have ribs really that Brandon 144 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:22,240 I've cooked ribs here for time 145 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:25,560 I know but you know like that I've been able to just get like a slab like that 146 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:30,960 Uh-huh, you know when I was young like ribs was like a thing that adults. Yeah. Yeah, you got hot dogs a hamburger 147 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:33,100 Yeah, they're like you get a little bit so they gave me a little bit 148 00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:38,220 But I never had my own slab like that like big it was big Brennan has definitely ate a half slab over here 149 00:11:38,220 --> 00:11:43,560 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I just keep yeah whenever I get a chance to some ribs now, man, I'm gonna go at him 150 00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:47,140 I never had it like man now that I got that chance. That's like with chicken breast 151 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:52,020 You know whenever I see a chicken breast now and I get a chance with because back then I always had to eat thighs 152 00:11:52,220 --> 00:11:55,220 Which is disgusting what thighs are better? 153 00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:59,300 Juicier much too much fat and too much gristle 154 00:12:00,460 --> 00:12:06,260 You like the breast. Oh, yeah, I love that breast. I'm a breast man. You like good old titty. I love titties 155 00:12:08,740 --> 00:12:10,740 Both ways 156 00:12:10,740 --> 00:12:16,900 I never see the intensity intensity of that. Yes magnitude and 157 00:12:17,700 --> 00:12:19,700 And life. Yeah 158 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,740 It's amazing shit 159 00:12:23,380 --> 00:12:25,380 Amazing I 160 00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:28,100 Don't even know to say 161 00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:33,260 He's kind of won me over man. Yeah, you agree. Oh, yeah foods up there man 162 00:12:33,260 --> 00:12:37,080 There's a lot of good things like chicken tenders shit. Yeah, that's right there 163 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:40,700 I'm obsessed with it like I'm gonna learn how to master it like I'm asked to my mac and cheese 164 00:12:40,980 --> 00:12:44,380 So yeah, we all want the best mac and cheese guy right here 165 00:12:46,340 --> 00:12:48,340 We'll go at it we need to have 166 00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:52,180 I'll make yours good though. It tastes they taste similar 167 00:12:53,380 --> 00:12:54,900 Yours and mine 168 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:59,780 I'll teach you how to make ribs and they're cheap. You can get a slab of ribs for $9 and 169 00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:02,660 Then it's easy as hell to make 170 00:13:02,660 --> 00:13:06,020 Really easy and they always take every time you eat them now, it stays good, right? 171 00:13:06,020 --> 00:13:11,140 And they're in the fucking oven you it's better on the grill, but you know, just do them in the oven 172 00:13:11,140 --> 00:13:14,980 Yeah, that's what nine dollars about all you need is mustard 173 00:13:15,540 --> 00:13:19,860 Get a little apple juice put them in the bottom mustard put your seasoning on there 174 00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:22,900 well, war char siu sauce 175 00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:25,220 and then 176 00:13:25,220 --> 00:13:28,900 Bake them three about 350 for two and a half hours 177 00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:34,020 open them up put the barbecue sauce on the on the bone side and then 178 00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:40,180 Put the bone side first put the barbecue sauce and put it to 400 degrees 450 and let that 179 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:47,060 Like caramelize a little bit and then flip it over and do the other side at the end and I'm telling you every time 180 00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:52,340 Every time banger and it's it's a quick way to do it now if you want to do it on grill 181 00:13:52,340 --> 00:13:55,380 It's a different story, but it you know, I do it like that. Yeah 182 00:13:55,380 --> 00:13:59,060 Wait, so like why is it like wait? So you said it's only nine bucks for ribs, right? 183 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:03,060 You go to get a slab of baby back ribs probably nine to thirteen dollars 184 00:14:03,060 --> 00:14:05,060 Dang, but on the sides but yeah 185 00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:10,260 Why I gotta spend 20 bucks at like tgi fridays or something because they're making them. Oh, okay. Okay 186 00:14:10,900 --> 00:14:12,900 They're making them and you get sides 187 00:14:13,460 --> 00:14:16,020 Oh, yeah, true. Yeah, you're right. It makes sense now 188 00:14:16,580 --> 00:14:20,820 And the workers have to have money as well. They gotta get around we gotta get around 189 00:14:20,820 --> 00:14:24,500 No, what else what else been going on? 190 00:14:25,140 --> 00:14:30,020 Shit dude, nothing. I'm fucking tired all the time. I need to go to the doctor 191 00:14:30,740 --> 00:14:32,980 They canceled my health insurance now 192 00:14:33,780 --> 00:14:37,460 So, you know what I do? I fucking wake up and I persevere 193 00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:40,100 Because I'm an american dude 194 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:46,180 Health insurance is overrated. Anyways, I don't need to go to the doctor. I just need a house 195 00:14:46,180 --> 00:14:50,900 I think I think I just need an adderall prescription me too. I gotta get my blood pressure down before they give it to me 196 00:14:51,460 --> 00:14:57,540 Yeah, yeah, I need to check my arms blood pressure. Yeah, I got a thing in there. Yeah, did I give you one? 197 00:14:58,420 --> 00:14:59,540 You did 198 00:14:59,540 --> 00:15:04,900 I'm pretty sure I gave you one. I remember that way. So what was it? What was it? Like one dose? 199 00:15:05,220 --> 00:15:09,300 Yeah, it's a blood pressure. Oh, I never had one. No, I never got one. I didn't give it to you 200 00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:11,300 That's not where you put it man 201 00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:16,900 Well, you put it right there you put it on the upper arm. Oh, yeah, what are y'all trading medical technology for dude? 202 00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:19,780 Well, they told me at the VA or like go go to this room and grab one 203 00:15:19,780 --> 00:15:23,460 So I went and grabbed one and then they mailed one to me. So now I got two 204 00:15:23,940 --> 00:15:26,260 I don't need to I've never used either one of them 205 00:15:26,980 --> 00:15:31,140 So no, it's not any better. It's not even like just that high. It's like right on the borderline 206 00:15:31,140 --> 00:15:33,140 I'm like give me the fucking adderall 207 00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:35,620 I feel like there's a joke that could be made there 208 00:15:35,620 --> 00:15:36,100 Yeah 209 00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:41,860 With the fucking blood pressure machine like put it around your neck to choke yourself or something for in a sexual fashion 210 00:15:41,860 --> 00:15:43,140 Hell yeah 211 00:15:43,140 --> 00:15:45,140 Somebody doing it out there 212 00:15:45,140 --> 00:15:47,140 Raina 213 00:15:49,140 --> 00:15:51,140 Shout out Raina 214 00:15:51,140 --> 00:15:59,060 She put me on uh, she asked me yes, like will you be on a show on uh, July 13th or whatever and it was uh, it's uh 215 00:15:59,780 --> 00:16:03,460 By the pool and I was like, oh my god, I'm gonna be on a show 216 00:16:03,460 --> 00:16:09,140 Um by the pool and I was like, well, i'm i'm gonna take my cute ass to the gym now and get ready for 217 00:16:09,860 --> 00:16:15,540 And then she said uh, she was like you trying to be eye candy and I was like, are you calling me a peanut m&m? 218 00:16:19,060 --> 00:16:25,380 What candy you guys think you would be peanut m&m. What about you? Yeah colorful gay 219 00:16:25,380 --> 00:16:33,780 shiny who said you cuz you still is that still in the bio yeah who said they 220 00:16:33,780 --> 00:16:40,100 thought I was really gay it was a was it if somebody's family member like 221 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:47,500 girlfriend or something was it a Jack's wife yes yes you were game that's funny 222 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:52,100 I forget until somebody tells me that's in there I totally forget that it's in 223 00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:57,100 there and I'm gonna get you back get you back you son of a bitch a hard one to 224 00:16:57,100 --> 00:17:05,460 come back from dude old and gay you gotta pick one bro you can't do both not 225 00:17:05,460 --> 00:17:10,140 what the fuck were we talking about what type of candy oh yeah that's what we're 226 00:17:10,140 --> 00:17:13,900 talking about yeah peanut M&M I feel like is good for you Brandon you would be 227 00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:20,820 like a something wet hmm some type of wet candy ice cream no that's not that's 228 00:17:20,820 --> 00:17:25,220 not countless candy oh wet candy I wouldn't go and get upset about it wet 229 00:17:25,220 --> 00:17:30,620 candy wet wet wet candy wet cuz he's sweating I know what you're talking about 230 00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:35,300 okay that uh what does that thing called that uh you ever had a juicy drop pop oh 231 00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:39,500 yeah but it's gonna be the gummy one with the sticks you used when you don't know 232 00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:43,260 about all that Google that cuz I don't know what it's like a sucker and it has 233 00:17:43,260 --> 00:17:48,420 a liquid that you pour on it really yeah it was oh my gosh wait hold on do you 234 00:17:48,420 --> 00:17:53,100 know about the baby bottle pops I don't know no no I don't know but pull up the 235 00:17:53,100 --> 00:18:00,380 juke whatever you see job Dom might be a fucking fun dip cocaine 236 00:18:04,380 --> 00:18:09,540 they're real good find the original one I've never that no that's not that's not 237 00:18:09,540 --> 00:18:14,420 the original that's like some offshoot that's fucking some Vietnamese special 238 00:18:14,420 --> 00:18:18,940 yeah that you pull it out of the bottom and you squeeze that stuff on there no 239 00:18:18,940 --> 00:18:23,100 no they had good commercials man oh yeah amazing commercials and then that's the 240 00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:28,140 baby right there you suck on a little like a bottle pop you do what to it 241 00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:32,580 bring you got a suck on a little baby bottle bottle of suckle thing or whatever 242 00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:48,420 bottle dollar general like the Gatorade dude oh yeah and then put it powder on 243 00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:51,820 there too loop it up 244 00:18:53,180 --> 00:19:02,420 dry rubly you ever use dry lube before never never I've never never used 245 00:19:02,420 --> 00:19:09,740 that mm-hmm not even no never never even a real one normal loop what about the 246 00:19:09,740 --> 00:19:14,220 butterscotch oil oh yes that's the only saying that butterscotch oil that I got 247 00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:24,940 that from my pleasures yeah yeah yeah yeah but on Tuesdays but yeah Sunday's 248 00:19:24,940 --> 00:19:28,420 gone that was the best one to try whatever the fuck you want to say and 249 00:19:28,420 --> 00:19:35,820 then Tuesday's gone dude like first of all boxcar no no we still got shag 250 00:19:35,820 --> 00:19:39,100 nasty's yeah I think there's gonna be open I think there's gonna be another 251 00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:44,020 one but John that just hasn't announced it yet still got Wednesday and Thursday 252 00:19:44,020 --> 00:19:49,180 yes we do fat Sammy that's the one I host with Alex Z for hidden dragon you'll be 253 00:19:49,180 --> 00:19:54,740 on your own again next week mm-hmm yes I will good time mm-hmm did a great time 254 00:19:54,740 --> 00:20:02,740 the last couple time where's Alex gonna be man remember he said he's going to 255 00:20:04,020 --> 00:20:08,340 sweating or some sort but he's going back home he's going back home so I'll 256 00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:13,100 be there for like a whole week I'm like dude going on vacation for more than four 257 00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:16,660 days I don't give a fuck where you're going is it's terrible after four days 258 00:20:16,660 --> 00:20:20,500 it's terrible it's nothing good unless you're like in a different country and 259 00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:22,860 you're like like saying you're going to Europe and you're jumping to different 260 00:20:22,860 --> 00:20:27,900 countries and stuff you got to take more than four but even then you're fucking 261 00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:32,060 hurting you're ready to get back in your fucking bed every day after the third 262 00:20:32,060 --> 00:20:37,060 day is like the same thing yeah it's like you wake up and say oh what are we 263 00:20:37,060 --> 00:20:42,100 doing mm-hmm probably what we did the day before that but now you're drunk and 264 00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:49,180 hungover and gay and shit it's not a good time you're running out of clothes 265 00:20:49,180 --> 00:20:53,580 yeah it's not good dude it's not somebody already got into an argument 266 00:20:53,580 --> 00:20:58,060 already oh it's especially if you go with every time you go more one person 267 00:20:58,060 --> 00:21:03,420 what's it what's the best argument you've ever gotten in on vacation like 268 00:21:03,420 --> 00:21:08,820 best or worst like the craziest one best for me I love I got I got an argue with 269 00:21:08,820 --> 00:21:14,700 one of my exes because I wasn't flush in the toilet like I would I would yeah you 270 00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:18,320 know and it was like a big thing and then we were in Hawaii and then I was 271 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:22,500 like and plus I bring the fucking beach house bitch didn't pay for anything and 272 00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:27,500 then so like it was it wasn't even like I was peeing or I was just blowing my 273 00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:30,580 nose and then put it in the toilet and I didn't flush it we're saving 274 00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:35,140 saving water you know saying that's an island they lack that in Hawaii dude 275 00:21:35,140 --> 00:21:40,900 yeah water I know man so it was like one of those things you know when you walk 276 00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:45,380 she walks out to the beach and then I got to go out there I'm like it's a 277 00:21:45,380 --> 00:21:49,660 fucking talk what do you do what we talking about yeah see that's why you 278 00:21:49,660 --> 00:21:52,620 guys start pissing in the sink man that's what I've been preaching to the 279 00:21:52,620 --> 00:21:59,740 longest that's true or outside yeah what's your what's yours and I can't I 280 00:21:59,740 --> 00:22:02,660 can't really think enough because you know I haven't really traveled like I 281 00:22:02,660 --> 00:22:07,620 can be with your parents oh my parents damn when is the time we've done well I 282 00:22:07,620 --> 00:22:12,300 mean I guess I mean there's always argument we go out of town because it's 283 00:22:12,300 --> 00:22:17,340 like sometimes I just be oh yeah I got what my mom complained because I kept on 284 00:22:17,340 --> 00:22:20,260 like moving in my sleep and doing shit in the middle of the night like punching 285 00:22:20,260 --> 00:22:26,580 in the air she just wake up kicking this shit because I used to oh shit yeah I 286 00:22:26,580 --> 00:22:30,420 used to like sleepwalk and yell and shit like one time my grandmother told she 287 00:22:30,420 --> 00:22:34,060 was like I walk past your door and when I walk past you yelled your low down 288 00:22:34,060 --> 00:22:39,140 dirty dog and I was like I said that you like yeah and you sleep and yeah and one 289 00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:42,380 time I woke up in the toilet too I don't know what happened in the 290 00:22:42,380 --> 00:22:45,620 evening and the bike sitting on it and I was just my pants were down and stuff 291 00:22:45,620 --> 00:22:51,780 I was like oh shit well time to go to class I thought you were on vacation 292 00:22:51,780 --> 00:22:57,300 yeah oh yeah yeah I don't get around much so I'll just situations like 293 00:22:57,300 --> 00:23:01,020 arguments stuff that people talk to me about take Brandon soon we get this 294 00:23:01,020 --> 00:23:04,660 clown college fun all the way up we're taking Brandon somewhere you know you 295 00:23:04,660 --> 00:23:11,420 know where I'm telling I'm thinking what they brand of Vegas will be a prostitute 296 00:23:11,420 --> 00:23:17,940 before the end of the four days money I made down there where's yours what's 297 00:23:17,940 --> 00:23:22,860 your craziest argument well most of the things I ran into is like we go 298 00:23:22,860 --> 00:23:27,740 somewhere and all like everybody in the group except one person would be down 299 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:31,940 and the one person just wants to stay in the room oh yeah I don't understand 300 00:23:31,940 --> 00:23:38,260 that the room is nice but it's only nice when like it's time to be in the room 301 00:23:38,260 --> 00:23:41,780 yeah like I don't go somewhere just to be like oh yeah I'm gonna sit on this 302 00:23:41,780 --> 00:23:46,580 fucking uncomfortable couch they got in here dude you only sleep on it dude with 303 00:23:46,580 --> 00:23:52,140 severe sunburns yep and that's it yeah I want to go do activities and shit I want 304 00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:57,380 to do the the e-bike tour on Groupon and shit I want to go to Shell Island and 305 00:23:57,380 --> 00:24:05,060 feed a deer a honey bun which I did one time you know we got we get it was me 306 00:24:05,060 --> 00:24:09,260 and my girlfriend at the time we went it's like a island right off Panama City 307 00:24:09,260 --> 00:24:15,060 in Florida and it's just an island and it's not anything special that's really 308 00:24:15,060 --> 00:24:19,220 it but there's wild deer there and they like to eat little Debbie cakes dude and 309 00:24:19,220 --> 00:24:23,780 we fed him one our our tour guide the dude that was like the captain I guess 310 00:24:23,780 --> 00:24:33,780 drunk as fuck like so drunk man and it was just me and like seven women no no 311 00:24:33,780 --> 00:24:38,400 no it was not a good time no not a good time I found a crab I picked it up I 312 00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:42,380 started chasing my girlfriend with it she wasn't happy about it and I had fun 313 00:24:42,380 --> 00:24:46,900 oh snap I just realized I did travel one time at Trumbauer when everybody 314 00:24:46,900 --> 00:24:51,140 thought I was special that's that's probably the worst time I mean the worst 315 00:24:51,140 --> 00:24:54,980 experience I had travels when everybody's we trump trump what it was a 316 00:24:54,980 --> 00:24:59,420 thing for a theater where we would travel I think it was Louie we went to 317 00:24:59,420 --> 00:25:03,540 somewhere I forgot where the fuck it was somewhere we went to but we would 318 00:25:03,540 --> 00:25:07,940 travel there and we were performed for like schools and theaters and colleges 319 00:25:07,940 --> 00:25:11,620 and stuff and if they liked you they would try to give you like a scholarship 320 00:25:11,620 --> 00:25:14,900 or something like that so I went down there we were doing a well this I'm 321 00:25:14,900 --> 00:25:18,220 World War one play and I was like a prop guy there now I was doing a comedic 322 00:25:18,220 --> 00:25:22,580 monologue cuz I was trying low-key getting the comedy some way but as I 323 00:25:22,580 --> 00:25:25,620 was there everybody always thought I was like I remember one time it was so bad 324 00:25:25,620 --> 00:25:29,780 that one lady was like oh look is brandy you got to go to the bathroom do you 325 00:25:29,780 --> 00:25:33,060 want me to walk with you and I'm like no I don't want you to walk with me and 326 00:25:33,060 --> 00:25:37,020 then people like I had my friend that I used to hang out with all the time and 327 00:25:37,020 --> 00:25:41,660 then people like oh look he made a friend look at that guy I'm like dude I 328 00:25:41,660 --> 00:25:45,740 know this guy and then I would sit by myself and everybody like oh man Brandon 329 00:25:45,740 --> 00:25:49,140 what you sitting by yourself for come with us in the group and then I would go 330 00:25:49,140 --> 00:25:53,900 it was man and then and then the dance was the word had a dance and I would 331 00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:56,380 just mind my business everybody like brandy get in the middle of the corner 332 00:25:56,380 --> 00:25:59,540 now all the teachers came everybody pulled me in the corner and try make me 333 00:25:59,540 --> 00:26:06,380 dance and I was just trying to kill man. You were the dude that happens at every school that's just the 334 00:26:06,380 --> 00:26:10,700 funniest part is that they were trying to get you to be that guy. Yeah I was the only black kid too. 335 00:26:10,700 --> 00:26:21,460 Oh maybe they didn't think you were special they just wanted to include you. I thought it was just weird how they always wanted to walk with me when I wanted to walk by myself. 336 00:26:21,460 --> 00:26:32,460 How old were you? The buddy. This was like my I think it was like the end of my sophomore year. In high school. Yeah. Jesus Christ. 337 00:26:32,460 --> 00:26:45,460 Like high school. I'm like 15, 16 years old. Yeah about 16 years old. Like this was like yeah man that was like. This is really giving me flashbacks to when he was like it's called special ed. 338 00:26:45,460 --> 00:27:01,460 I was telling y'all like yeah I was in this thing. I don't know if you guys have heard of it. They changed it it used to be now okay so special ed used to be special what they call it special needs now and 339 00:27:01,460 --> 00:27:14,460 that's what I was I was in the special ed part where you got a little bit of extra they put you in the class and you get some extra help and stuff. Yeah and then I'd have to read it like old people and draw on straight lines. 340 00:27:14,460 --> 00:27:34,460 He said that same thing last time. I don't think that's in the standard. I don't think that's in the standard. I'd have to be there like every beginning of class for an hour or two just begging to get out. Now when I was in college I got out and I wanted to get back. 341 00:27:34,460 --> 00:27:48,460 They were like you really want to get out? I was like yeah and then they took me out and I was like I want to get back in. He's like Brooks from Shawshank Redemption. He was to institutionalize really operate any other way. 342 00:27:48,460 --> 00:27:59,460 Oh God. Yeah that was. It started first grade. It started first grade. And sung to old people. Yeah. 343 00:27:59,460 --> 00:28:08,460 Brandon we're not making fun of you. It's just the way that you say it. It's so fucking funny dude. 344 00:28:08,460 --> 00:28:24,460 I know. It was a crazy. What other kind of assignments did you have? Okay so they would always make us like oh man I hate it. Sometimes the teacher would want to like sit with you in the class if you needed like sometimes they'd be like oh Brandon you're going to take the test. I want to sit with you make sure you can get the test right. 345 00:28:24,460 --> 00:28:38,460 I don't want teachers to sit with me in front of everybody. And then one time they pulled me out of class. My mom was like man we think you might be autistic. Something's wrong with you. And then they were like but cheer up. The good doctor's on TV and you see he's doing fine. 346 00:28:38,460 --> 00:28:52,460 He's an actor. Yeah he's an actor and that's fucking. What is that? Dr. Mavs shit. I'm struggling with Mavs. And all that dialogue. Dr. Mavs dude. Is he a doctor? I know but you got to know some stuff to be that doctor. 347 00:28:52,460 --> 00:29:15,460 Yeah. Why do you keep on reverting to math? Because don't you have to know some math to do some doctor stuff? I'm sure you have to know a good amount but I don't think it's like the main thing. I know but I feel like I feel like there's more like because it's like you got to calculate how much you cut that person and like you got to calculate which part of the organ you're going to. You know how the surgery goes. Yeah I did it. 348 00:29:15,460 --> 00:29:29,460 That's what I be thinking. So like plus it's a movie and show. I was like that's he made it. Dang thank you. Plus I'm nothing like that dude. I've seen it. I don't see what you got comparison from. 349 00:29:29,460 --> 00:29:43,460 Well that's that. That's the end of this episode. To be continued. To be continued. Thank you guys. Scott Curtis up next. He's a bitch. Fuck him. Yeah. Don't like him. Don't like him. 350 00:29:43,460 --> 00:30:09,460 Bad guy. He's bald man. Does this taste funny? Welcome to Does This Taste Funny with Kimberly Wilson. Hey. What we got going on here Kim? So this is a segment that was inspired by the egg drinking incident because it was so yeah bless poor JJ. 351 00:30:09,460 --> 00:30:24,460 But it was such fun to watch these guys try new things and then we started talking on Ogres episode or no it was when JJ came on our show. We were talking about the different weird things that country people eat and all that. 352 00:30:24,460 --> 00:30:41,460 And JJ is like I'm down to try new stuff. So y'all can blame JJ. We have. So now this is a segment and the background for the name of the segment is because the there were this is stupid street joke. I'm telling you now it's stupid. This is not my humor. 353 00:30:41,460 --> 00:30:53,460 So shut up. Anyway two cannibals are eating the clown. One says the other one. Does this taste funny to you? So clown based humor hints the segment name. 354 00:30:53,460 --> 00:30:58,460 Alright what we got. Oh no. 355 00:30:58,460 --> 00:31:07,460 Let me say this. I probably know what this is. It's not cat food. Okay. I promise you that. This is all human food grade quality. 356 00:31:07,460 --> 00:31:19,460 Alright so do y'all want to decide which one you're going to try first because I think you should each try a thing you know and then discuss that thing and then move on to the next. 357 00:31:19,460 --> 00:31:30,460 The what is the tartar thing. Get that out the way. I think I know what this is. If I'd like it if it's what I think it is. Is it German? No. 358 00:31:30,460 --> 00:31:35,460 Dude it's looking at. 359 00:31:35,460 --> 00:31:39,460 JJ is acting like it has eyes. I gave my dog this yesterday man. 360 00:31:39,460 --> 00:31:44,460 I think I shat this out yesterday. Cheers. 361 00:31:44,460 --> 00:31:51,460 You might like it. 362 00:31:51,460 --> 00:31:55,460 Brandon's not loving it. 363 00:31:55,460 --> 00:31:58,460 Dom's alright with it. It's good. 364 00:31:58,460 --> 00:32:00,460 Alright. Liverwurst. 365 00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:02,460 It's close. 366 00:32:02,460 --> 00:32:05,460 I'm going to bring in all three products and show them. 367 00:32:05,460 --> 00:32:07,460 Do we have to face it with this? 368 00:32:07,460 --> 00:32:10,460 You can. Yeah. Yeah. Take a little sip of your drink there. 369 00:32:10,460 --> 00:32:12,460 Alright now. 370 00:32:12,460 --> 00:32:19,460 I love how he's the one that said we should do this and he's already look at him. Look at the camera show me your face. 371 00:32:19,460 --> 00:32:23,460 I don't like it. I don't like it either. That texture is like. 372 00:32:23,460 --> 00:32:26,460 Okay so we got a don't like it don't like it. Finish this whole thing. 373 00:32:26,460 --> 00:32:28,460 Come on man. Nah I don't like that. 374 00:32:28,460 --> 00:32:31,460 Yeah y'all can do that too if you want to take a swig of water. 375 00:32:31,460 --> 00:32:32,460 Don't need it Kim. 376 00:32:32,460 --> 00:32:39,460 But wait you want to cleanse the palate so that you can enjoy the drink. Cause the drink is his own thing you know. 377 00:32:39,460 --> 00:32:43,460 I'm glad you told me. I'm about to dig in. 378 00:32:43,460 --> 00:32:48,460 Alright. Now have a little sip of your drink. 379 00:32:48,460 --> 00:32:50,460 JJ you good man? 380 00:32:50,460 --> 00:32:53,460 I'm already regretting this so much. 381 00:32:53,460 --> 00:32:58,460 All of a sudden JJ is allergic to everything. 382 00:32:58,460 --> 00:33:02,460 The taste of that was so strong dude. 383 00:33:02,460 --> 00:33:04,460 Was it? It was strong. 384 00:33:04,460 --> 00:33:05,460 It was okay. 385 00:33:05,460 --> 00:33:08,460 That was a cheetah dude. That fucking cheetah shit. 386 00:33:08,460 --> 00:33:10,460 I never tried nothing that great. 387 00:33:10,460 --> 00:33:13,460 Alright so yeah do a little salute here. 388 00:33:13,460 --> 00:33:14,460 Salute. 389 00:33:14,460 --> 00:33:16,460 To try new things. 390 00:33:16,460 --> 00:33:20,460 Don't shoot it. You need to taste it. 391 00:33:20,460 --> 00:33:21,460 It's good. 392 00:33:21,460 --> 00:33:22,460 Oh that's great. 393 00:33:22,460 --> 00:33:23,460 It's like a cinnamon. 394 00:33:23,460 --> 00:33:25,460 What do you think it tastes like? 395 00:33:25,460 --> 00:33:26,460 Carrot cake. 396 00:33:26,460 --> 00:33:27,460 Not far off. 397 00:33:27,460 --> 00:33:29,460 Let me try it again. 398 00:33:29,460 --> 00:33:31,460 That's good. I actually like that. 399 00:33:31,460 --> 00:33:32,460 Gingerbread. 400 00:33:32,460 --> 00:33:34,460 Pumpkin pie soda. 401 00:33:34,460 --> 00:33:35,460 Okay. 402 00:33:35,460 --> 00:33:38,460 I'm good with that. 403 00:33:38,460 --> 00:33:43,460 That just means whatever that is is going to kill us. 404 00:33:43,460 --> 00:33:45,460 Pumpkin pie soda. 405 00:33:45,460 --> 00:33:47,460 I mess with that. 406 00:33:47,460 --> 00:33:48,460 Yep. 407 00:33:48,460 --> 00:33:51,460 Little sip of water. 408 00:33:51,460 --> 00:33:53,460 See JJ it's not all going to be bad. 409 00:33:53,460 --> 00:33:55,460 That's going to kill me. 410 00:33:55,460 --> 00:33:58,460 I'm scared. They look like little chicken wings. 411 00:33:58,460 --> 00:34:00,460 Yeah that's like a chicken wing cracker of some sort. 412 00:34:00,460 --> 00:34:01,460 Alright. 413 00:34:01,460 --> 00:34:02,460 This is going to be good. 414 00:34:02,460 --> 00:34:05,460 Not a bad guess but there's a glaze on it. 415 00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:06,460 It's sweating. 416 00:34:06,460 --> 00:34:09,460 It's not liquid it's just shiny. 417 00:34:09,460 --> 00:34:11,460 Shiny is interesting. 418 00:34:11,460 --> 00:34:14,460 This is like a cricket turkey leg dude. 419 00:34:14,460 --> 00:34:16,460 That's alright with me. 420 00:34:16,460 --> 00:34:18,460 It's the smallest one dude. 421 00:34:18,460 --> 00:34:19,460 Oh come on. 422 00:34:28,460 --> 00:34:29,460 Spicy. 423 00:34:29,460 --> 00:34:34,460 You know what let me get another one. 424 00:34:34,460 --> 00:34:35,460 That's good. 425 00:34:35,460 --> 00:34:36,460 There you go. 426 00:34:36,460 --> 00:34:38,460 I don't know what it is. 427 00:34:38,460 --> 00:34:40,460 It's not as bad but I'm still suspicious of it dude. 428 00:34:40,460 --> 00:34:44,460 At first it tasted like sweet but now it's spicy. 429 00:34:44,460 --> 00:34:46,460 The glaze I think is kind of a little bit sweet. 430 00:34:46,460 --> 00:34:47,460 Yeah that's good. 431 00:34:47,460 --> 00:34:50,460 Alright I'm going to get the container so you can see. 432 00:34:50,460 --> 00:34:51,460 Uh oh. 433 00:34:51,460 --> 00:34:52,460 What you've had. 434 00:34:52,460 --> 00:34:53,460 Is it shrimp? 435 00:34:53,460 --> 00:34:55,460 Delicious club crackers. 436 00:34:55,460 --> 00:34:56,460 You're not far off. 437 00:34:56,460 --> 00:34:59,460 You know he's allergic to shrimp. 438 00:34:59,460 --> 00:35:00,460 He didn't say that. 439 00:35:00,460 --> 00:35:01,460 I did not say that. 440 00:35:01,460 --> 00:35:02,460 He didn't say that? 441 00:35:02,460 --> 00:35:03,460 I'll be good. 442 00:35:03,460 --> 00:35:04,460 I'll be good. 443 00:35:04,460 --> 00:35:05,460 What did he say? 444 00:35:05,460 --> 00:35:06,460 He got to say. 445 00:35:06,460 --> 00:35:11,460 Alright so this is Lester Spixen pumpkin pie soda. 446 00:35:11,460 --> 00:35:12,460 I actually like this. 447 00:35:12,460 --> 00:35:17,460 So y'all can finish that off if you want to. 448 00:35:17,460 --> 00:35:24,460 Then on the cracker you had Fortune brand cured pork liver pate. 449 00:35:24,460 --> 00:35:27,460 Oh that's why. 450 00:35:27,460 --> 00:35:28,460 Delicious. 451 00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:29,460 Then the crackers. 452 00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:33,460 I'm going by what it said on the shelf because I can't read this. 453 00:35:33,460 --> 00:35:38,460 Basically it's squid with buffalo. 454 00:35:38,460 --> 00:35:41,460 Oh man I like squid. 455 00:35:41,460 --> 00:35:42,460 Squid is good. 456 00:35:42,460 --> 00:35:43,460 I love squid. 457 00:35:43,460 --> 00:35:44,460 See the cute little squid there. 458 00:35:44,460 --> 00:35:46,460 So you're not allergic to squid are you? 459 00:35:46,460 --> 00:35:47,460 Never have. 460 00:35:47,460 --> 00:35:48,460 We'll find out dude. 461 00:35:48,460 --> 00:35:49,460 Are you really allergic to shrimp? 462 00:35:49,460 --> 00:35:50,460 I am. 463 00:35:50,460 --> 00:35:53,460 I forgot to say. 464 00:35:53,460 --> 00:35:55,460 Lucky for you we don't have shrimp today. 465 00:35:55,460 --> 00:35:57,460 But that's important too. 466 00:35:57,460 --> 00:36:00,460 This week's featured comedian. 467 00:36:00,460 --> 00:36:04,460 I'm almost 60 and I started doing this when I was 52. 468 00:36:04,460 --> 00:36:10,460 And you know when I told my wife she was pretty happy about it because it got me out of the house. 469 00:36:10,460 --> 00:36:14,460 But I called my kids and said hey I'm doing stand up comedy now. 470 00:36:14,460 --> 00:36:17,460 And they're like oh great dad that's fantastic. 471 00:36:17,460 --> 00:36:19,460 You are always funny. 472 00:36:19,460 --> 00:36:30,460 You got to keep the brain working and then as soon as they hang up they call my wife and say what's wrong with dad? 473 00:36:30,460 --> 00:36:32,460 Has he had a stroke? 474 00:36:32,460 --> 00:36:37,460 Is it time for us to come home? 475 00:36:37,460 --> 00:36:38,460 JJ? 476 00:36:38,460 --> 00:36:39,460 Yes. 477 00:36:39,460 --> 00:36:40,460 We've got a really special guest today. 478 00:36:40,460 --> 00:36:41,460 Yes we do. 479 00:36:41,460 --> 00:36:42,460 Guys I don't know if you know this. 480 00:36:42,460 --> 00:36:45,460 We are in the presence of Podcast Royalty. 481 00:36:45,460 --> 00:36:47,460 Yes we are. 482 00:36:47,460 --> 00:36:50,460 This is an award winning podcast. 483 00:36:50,460 --> 00:36:51,460 Come on. 484 00:36:51,460 --> 00:36:53,460 He did Open Mic Diaries. 485 00:36:53,460 --> 00:36:56,460 The Behind the Bits podcast. 486 00:36:56,460 --> 00:37:01,460 He hosted a virtual comedy competition during the pandemic. 487 00:37:01,460 --> 00:37:02,460 I'm for realsies man. 488 00:37:02,460 --> 00:37:03,460 I'm for realsies. 489 00:37:03,460 --> 00:37:07,460 Guys today we have the amazing Scott Curtis. 490 00:37:07,460 --> 00:37:09,460 Hell yeah. 491 00:37:09,460 --> 00:37:11,460 Thank you. 492 00:37:11,460 --> 00:37:13,460 You did research. 493 00:37:13,460 --> 00:37:15,460 I forgot about that comedy competition. 494 00:37:15,460 --> 00:37:19,460 Oh yeah dude we got more than that as well. 495 00:37:19,460 --> 00:37:21,460 Yes we do. 496 00:37:21,460 --> 00:37:23,460 How you doing Scott? 497 00:37:23,460 --> 00:37:24,460 I'm good. 498 00:37:24,460 --> 00:37:25,460 I'm really happy to be here. 499 00:37:25,460 --> 00:37:35,460 This is a nice professional set up and you know you three guys you know you're reasonably nice. 500 00:37:35,460 --> 00:37:37,460 Thank you. 501 00:37:37,460 --> 00:37:41,460 I'm not like head over heels over any of you but you're all right. 502 00:37:41,460 --> 00:37:42,460 We're a tough sell. 503 00:37:42,460 --> 00:37:47,460 It's got to always like to introduce you. 504 00:37:47,460 --> 00:37:49,460 You know I love your comedy. 505 00:37:49,460 --> 00:37:50,460 You're so tight. 506 00:37:50,460 --> 00:37:52,460 You're on time and the shit's hilarious. 507 00:37:52,460 --> 00:37:53,460 It's silly. 508 00:37:53,460 --> 00:37:55,460 That's my biggest thing about comedy. 509 00:37:55,460 --> 00:37:56,460 I like smart. 510 00:37:56,460 --> 00:37:58,460 I like all that but I love silly. 511 00:37:58,460 --> 00:38:00,460 Yeah and you got silly with it all. 512 00:38:00,460 --> 00:38:01,460 Kind of like a Steve Martin. 513 00:38:01,460 --> 00:38:02,460 Oh yeah. 514 00:38:02,460 --> 00:38:08,460 So yeah Steve was my second comedian that I like fell in love with. 515 00:38:08,460 --> 00:38:19,460 My first was Tom Dreeson who he worked with Frank Sinatra for like 15 years at the end of Frank Sinatra's career. 516 00:38:19,460 --> 00:38:29,460 But he's a Chicago guy and I found him accidentally on the Mike Douglas show which was an old old timey daytime show. 517 00:38:29,460 --> 00:38:38,460 And he did this joke about never doing drugs because he was I don't remember. 518 00:38:38,460 --> 00:38:41,460 He I always say it wrong. 519 00:38:41,460 --> 00:38:45,460 A guy offered him drugs and he said what's that. 520 00:38:45,460 --> 00:38:49,460 And he says well it's it's drugs and he says well what does it do. 521 00:38:49,460 --> 00:38:55,460 He says it makes you feel like you got hit in the back of the head with a shovel. 522 00:38:55,460 --> 00:38:56,460 So he passed. 523 00:38:56,460 --> 00:39:03,460 And I saw him on there so then you know the only way you could find out where people were on TV was TV Guide. 524 00:39:03,460 --> 00:39:09,460 So I always got to TV Guide soon as we got one and found out if Tom Dreeson was on. 525 00:39:09,460 --> 00:39:16,460 So he'd do Carson he'd do Mike Douglas Dying of Shore all the all the shows that were on at that time. 526 00:39:16,460 --> 00:39:19,460 And I'd watch him and I just thought he was the best. 527 00:39:19,460 --> 00:39:24,460 And then I kind of forgot about him because you know things changed. 528 00:39:24,460 --> 00:39:26,460 I got married and everything. 529 00:39:26,460 --> 00:39:28,460 But after him it was David Letterman. 530 00:39:28,460 --> 00:39:32,460 So Letterman was like my guy when even at the morning show. 531 00:39:32,460 --> 00:39:41,460 So the morning show started when I was in my senior year high school and I would just leave school and go and watch it and come back. 532 00:39:41,460 --> 00:39:43,460 David Letterman did the morning show. 533 00:39:43,460 --> 00:39:44,460 Yeah. 534 00:39:44,460 --> 00:39:45,460 I didn't know that for like three months. 535 00:39:45,460 --> 00:39:47,460 Oh OK. 536 00:39:47,460 --> 00:39:49,460 He didn't go over well. 537 00:39:49,460 --> 00:39:51,460 I can see that. 538 00:39:51,460 --> 00:39:59,460 And then when he started doing late night I you know I watched religiously and I've just been a fan of his like forever. 539 00:39:59,460 --> 00:40:01,460 Yeah I love David Letterman. 540 00:40:01,460 --> 00:40:02,460 Same here. 541 00:40:02,460 --> 00:40:05,460 I grew up whenever the wars were going on. 542 00:40:05,460 --> 00:40:12,460 So Jay Leno David Letterman they had this because David was going to get the Tonight Show gig. 543 00:40:12,460 --> 00:40:13,460 Yeah. 544 00:40:13,460 --> 00:40:20,460 And then Jay Leno hid in the closet while he was doing his interview with the tops right. 545 00:40:20,460 --> 00:40:22,460 I remember that. 546 00:40:22,460 --> 00:40:23,460 Brandon how the hell did you do that? 547 00:40:23,460 --> 00:40:24,460 Research. 548 00:40:24,460 --> 00:40:26,460 I researched all this. 549 00:40:26,460 --> 00:40:27,460 You love it too. 550 00:40:27,460 --> 00:40:28,460 Yes. 551 00:40:28,460 --> 00:40:36,460 Like when you were talking about Mike Douglas and Johnny Carson I was just wondering man what was it like to like wait till like 12 at night or something whenever that went on and saw that. 552 00:40:36,460 --> 00:40:38,460 I see Richard Pryor and Rob Williams, George Carlin. 553 00:40:38,460 --> 00:40:39,460 Yeah it was. 554 00:40:39,460 --> 00:40:43,460 So first of all you know we had one TV in the house. 555 00:40:43,460 --> 00:40:47,460 And you know when I was young I wasn't supposed to be up. 556 00:40:47,460 --> 00:40:51,460 You know and our house was really small. 557 00:40:51,460 --> 00:40:53,460 My bedroom was right next to my mom and dad. 558 00:40:53,460 --> 00:40:56,460 So sneaking out to watch TV was tough. 559 00:40:56,460 --> 00:40:58,460 And but I did it. 560 00:40:58,460 --> 00:41:02,460 And I'm glad I did because I did see all that kind of stuff. 561 00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:04,460 I watched Carson whenever I could. 562 00:41:04,460 --> 00:41:08,460 And I saw you got to find us on YouTube. 563 00:41:08,460 --> 00:41:12,460 I saw the episode where Steve Martin came out. 564 00:41:12,460 --> 00:41:14,460 He did his interview. 565 00:41:14,460 --> 00:41:16,460 And then Johnny says well I hear you've got to go. 566 00:41:16,460 --> 00:41:18,460 You've got something going on so you have to leave. 567 00:41:18,460 --> 00:41:19,460 And he leaves. 568 00:41:19,460 --> 00:41:25,460 And then they come back and Johnny is starting to announce the next guest. 569 00:41:25,460 --> 00:41:30,460 And Steve comes from behind the curtain and he's just crying. 570 00:41:30,460 --> 00:41:35,460 He's like I didn't really have anywhere to go. 571 00:41:35,460 --> 00:41:40,460 I just I just I just wanted to be like the important people. 572 00:41:40,460 --> 00:41:48,460 And find on YouTube I think if you find Steve Martin has to leave or something like that. 573 00:41:48,460 --> 00:41:49,460 Steve Martin. 574 00:41:49,460 --> 00:41:50,460 Carson. 575 00:41:50,460 --> 00:41:52,460 It was just the most hilarious thing in the world. 576 00:41:52,460 --> 00:42:04,460 And that's for some reason that solidified him for me as somebody that can do really weird shit that is not really part of his act. 577 00:42:04,460 --> 00:42:07,460 So he could be you know he could be weird. 578 00:42:07,460 --> 00:42:08,460 This was before he did movies. 579 00:42:08,460 --> 00:42:12,460 He could be weird like just in real life. 580 00:42:12,460 --> 00:42:16,460 Which made me feel better because I'm weird in real life. 581 00:42:16,460 --> 00:42:17,460 Yes folks. 582 00:42:17,460 --> 00:42:19,460 We are. 583 00:42:19,460 --> 00:42:20,460 That's it right there. 584 00:42:20,460 --> 00:42:23,460 You have to leave. 585 00:42:23,460 --> 00:42:25,460 Man Brandon. 586 00:42:25,460 --> 00:42:26,460 Oh yeah. 587 00:42:26,460 --> 00:42:27,460 Fast fingers. 588 00:42:27,460 --> 00:42:28,460 Super producer over there. 589 00:42:28,460 --> 00:42:32,460 I have to try. 590 00:42:32,460 --> 00:42:38,460 I didn't start getting into late night until it was like Conan O'Brien and Jay Leno were having the beef. 591 00:42:38,460 --> 00:42:42,460 Conan had it for like a few months or something and then Leno came back. 592 00:42:42,460 --> 00:42:43,460 Yeah. 593 00:42:43,460 --> 00:42:45,460 And then Conan got his own show. 594 00:42:45,460 --> 00:42:46,460 I love Conan O'Brien. 595 00:42:46,460 --> 00:42:47,460 I love Conan O'Brien too. 596 00:42:47,460 --> 00:42:48,460 I think it's hilarious. 597 00:42:48,460 --> 00:42:49,460 Yeah. 598 00:42:49,460 --> 00:42:50,460 His podcast is fantastic. 599 00:42:50,460 --> 00:42:51,460 Oh yes it is. 600 00:42:51,460 --> 00:42:56,460 I mean as good as he was at doing the talk shows because I watched all those too. 601 00:42:56,460 --> 00:42:59,460 His long form interviews are just fantastic. 602 00:42:59,460 --> 00:43:00,460 Because he's so smart. 603 00:43:00,460 --> 00:43:01,460 Yeah. 604 00:43:01,460 --> 00:43:03,460 But he has that same quality as you. 605 00:43:03,460 --> 00:43:05,460 He's so smart but Conan's a silliest. 606 00:43:05,460 --> 00:43:06,460 Yeah. 607 00:43:06,460 --> 00:43:07,460 And that's why I love. 608 00:43:07,460 --> 00:43:11,460 I mean and then like when you see him in the interview he's so on top of it. 609 00:43:11,460 --> 00:43:12,460 Yeah. 610 00:43:12,460 --> 00:43:17,460 Whenever he has a guest that he really likes oh man he's just going and going. 611 00:43:17,460 --> 00:43:24,460 And like guys that you know but you really maybe like me I know who they are but sometimes like I've seen them before. 612 00:43:24,460 --> 00:43:28,460 But I didn't know that they were this funny and they end up being like writers on a whole bunch of stuff. 613 00:43:28,460 --> 00:43:33,460 They do a lot of spots acting here and there but they're hilarious. 614 00:43:33,460 --> 00:43:35,460 I can't think of the guy's name right now. 615 00:43:35,460 --> 00:43:39,460 He was just on there probably a couple like a month ago or something and they had the best rep. 616 00:43:39,460 --> 00:43:40,460 Yeah. 617 00:43:40,460 --> 00:43:41,460 Yeah. 618 00:43:41,460 --> 00:43:47,460 And the thing I miss about the Conan talk show is Andy Richter because the stuff. 619 00:43:47,460 --> 00:43:53,460 Their chemistry and the stuff between them was it was just beautiful. 620 00:43:53,460 --> 00:43:55,460 I've never seen anything like it. 621 00:43:55,460 --> 00:43:56,460 I like how Andy didn't care. 622 00:43:56,460 --> 00:43:59,460 Like he put on like he didn't care at all. 623 00:43:59,460 --> 00:44:05,460 He just shrugged. 624 00:44:05,460 --> 00:44:10,460 And they say like when I watch podcast comedians say that Andy is hilarious. 625 00:44:10,460 --> 00:44:11,460 Yeah. 626 00:44:11,460 --> 00:44:14,460 Like he's the guy that you want to hang out with wherever you go somewhere. 627 00:44:14,460 --> 00:44:15,460 Yeah. 628 00:44:15,460 --> 00:44:16,460 Yeah. 629 00:44:16,460 --> 00:44:17,460 I love. 630 00:44:17,460 --> 00:44:19,460 So do you like the new like Jimmy Fallon. 631 00:44:19,460 --> 00:44:20,460 I don't know who else they got. 632 00:44:20,460 --> 00:44:21,460 Jimmy Kimmel. 633 00:44:21,460 --> 00:44:22,460 And then. 634 00:44:22,460 --> 00:44:23,460 James Corden. 635 00:44:23,460 --> 00:44:24,460 Charlamagne. 636 00:44:24,460 --> 00:44:25,460 Who? 637 00:44:25,460 --> 00:44:26,460 They had a kind James Corden. 638 00:44:26,460 --> 00:44:27,460 The late late show. 639 00:44:27,460 --> 00:44:28,460 Yeah. 640 00:44:28,460 --> 00:44:29,460 But that's gone now. 641 00:44:29,460 --> 00:44:30,460 Colbert. 642 00:44:30,460 --> 00:44:31,460 Yeah. 643 00:44:31,460 --> 00:44:32,460 Call Colbert. 644 00:44:32,460 --> 00:44:33,460 Do you like these guys? 645 00:44:33,460 --> 00:44:34,460 I don't. 646 00:44:34,460 --> 00:44:35,460 I don't. 647 00:44:35,460 --> 00:44:36,460 Yeah. 648 00:44:36,460 --> 00:44:37,460 And it's not. 649 00:44:37,460 --> 00:44:40,460 So Kimmel I totally respect him because he was an uber letterman fan. 650 00:44:40,460 --> 00:44:45,460 And I like I like his you know he's snarky. 651 00:44:45,460 --> 00:44:48,460 He's you know really sarcastic. 652 00:44:48,460 --> 00:44:55,100 I like his dry humor but I just can't sit through a talk show anymore because famous 653 00:44:55,100 --> 00:44:57,660 people just bore the shit out of me. 654 00:44:57,660 --> 00:44:58,660 Oh my god. 655 00:44:58,660 --> 00:44:59,660 I do. 656 00:44:59,660 --> 00:45:00,660 That's why Letterman was so good. 657 00:45:00,660 --> 00:45:01,660 Yeah. 658 00:45:01,660 --> 00:45:02,660 Because if he didn't like you. 659 00:45:02,660 --> 00:45:03,660 Yeah. 660 00:45:03,660 --> 00:45:04,660 You knew it. 661 00:45:04,660 --> 00:45:05,660 Yeah. 662 00:45:05,660 --> 00:45:06,660 You knew it on there. 663 00:45:06,660 --> 00:45:08,140 And it's become you know it's just it's just so corporate now. 664 00:45:08,140 --> 00:45:11,460 There's no there's no real stuff going on. 665 00:45:11,460 --> 00:45:12,460 Mm hmm. 666 00:45:12,460 --> 00:45:13,460 Yeah. 667 00:45:13,460 --> 00:45:15,500 So that I just I don't watch talk shows anymore. 668 00:45:15,500 --> 00:45:16,500 Yeah. 669 00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:22,420 I used to religiously I and even though like I was a Letterman guy I still like Jay Leno. 670 00:45:22,420 --> 00:45:26,020 It was funny like whenever he read the the paper. 671 00:45:26,020 --> 00:45:27,020 Yeah. 672 00:45:27,020 --> 00:45:28,260 He had good segments. 673 00:45:28,260 --> 00:45:29,260 I liked it. 674 00:45:29,260 --> 00:45:32,500 But but you always feel some type of way because like Letterman was my guy. 675 00:45:32,500 --> 00:45:34,620 And then I'm like took the job. 676 00:45:34,620 --> 00:45:35,900 I came on after that. 677 00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:37,940 But like you know you go they had a whole movie about it. 678 00:45:37,940 --> 00:45:38,940 Yeah. 679 00:45:38,940 --> 00:45:39,940 Late. 680 00:45:39,940 --> 00:45:40,940 Late night. 681 00:45:40,940 --> 00:45:41,940 Yeah. 682 00:45:41,940 --> 00:45:42,940 Yeah. 683 00:45:42,940 --> 00:45:43,940 And there's a book there's a book about it. 684 00:45:43,940 --> 00:45:44,940 It's really good too. 685 00:45:44,940 --> 00:45:45,940 And I can't remember the guy who wrote it. 686 00:45:45,940 --> 00:45:46,940 It's in my Kindle. 687 00:45:46,940 --> 00:45:50,020 But but I've read like all the letterman shit. 688 00:45:50,020 --> 00:45:51,020 Yeah. 689 00:45:51,020 --> 00:45:55,260 Do you ever watch one guy I can't remember his name but he was the late night host he 690 00:45:55,260 --> 00:45:56,260 was Scottish. 691 00:45:56,260 --> 00:45:57,260 Oh yeah. 692 00:45:57,260 --> 00:45:58,260 Yeah. 693 00:45:58,260 --> 00:45:59,260 He's talking about Craig Ferguson. 694 00:45:59,260 --> 00:46:00,260 He was good. 695 00:46:00,260 --> 00:46:01,260 He was good. 696 00:46:01,260 --> 00:46:02,260 Love Craig Ferguson. 697 00:46:02,260 --> 00:46:03,260 He is good. 698 00:46:03,260 --> 00:46:08,860 He's he's a good guy and he's very so that that British Scottish you know the whole European 699 00:46:08,860 --> 00:46:11,060 humor it's different. 700 00:46:11,060 --> 00:46:15,620 And and it's in a lot of ways I think it's better. 701 00:46:15,620 --> 00:46:22,460 And Canadian humor is the same for me too because they I so when I did the podcast I 702 00:46:22,460 --> 00:46:27,660 talked to a few Canadian comedians and you know I asked why because I used to listen 703 00:46:27,660 --> 00:46:30,860 to JFL Channel on Sirius all the time. 704 00:46:30,860 --> 00:46:36,820 I said I don't know why but I lean towards your humor more. 705 00:46:36,820 --> 00:46:39,900 And one guy told me his name is Glenn Foster. 706 00:46:39,900 --> 00:46:44,820 He said it's because we have to work harder. 707 00:46:44,820 --> 00:46:53,740 But there is a culture thing you know in in Britain and Australia even more all the European 708 00:46:53,740 --> 00:46:57,700 countries they you don't need like laughs per minute. 709 00:46:57,700 --> 00:47:00,980 You need a story that a lot of awkwardness. 710 00:47:00,980 --> 00:47:01,980 Yeah. 711 00:47:01,980 --> 00:47:08,820 Love people interested and they're they're totally fine with waiting for the laugh and 712 00:47:08,820 --> 00:47:10,780 you don't have to have all these tags and shit like that. 713 00:47:10,780 --> 00:47:14,020 So you really get a story from most of them which is good. 714 00:47:14,020 --> 00:47:15,620 I really like it. 715 00:47:15,620 --> 00:47:16,620 Yeah. 716 00:47:16,620 --> 00:47:17,620 Yeah. 717 00:47:17,620 --> 00:47:22,340 I like British TV shows like there's one I never hear anybody talk about it but it was 718 00:47:22,340 --> 00:47:26,380 on it was on Netflix for a little while it's not on there anymore but it's called Borderline 719 00:47:26,380 --> 00:47:30,940 and it's a it's it's pretty much the off like an already version of the office but instead 720 00:47:30,940 --> 00:47:34,620 of office they're at the the airport. 721 00:47:34,620 --> 00:47:36,020 Yeah. 722 00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:42,500 And the characters in that are so fucking funny and you know what. 723 00:47:42,500 --> 00:47:43,500 Yeah. 724 00:47:43,500 --> 00:47:46,300 I don't know what it's on now like when I watched they got two seasons out you know 725 00:47:46,300 --> 00:47:50,140 British they usually do what three and then that's it and they're short seasons. 726 00:47:50,140 --> 00:47:51,140 Yeah. 727 00:47:51,140 --> 00:47:52,140 Yeah. 728 00:47:52,140 --> 00:47:55,700 They they're very good about not running a show into the ground. 729 00:47:55,700 --> 00:47:56,700 Yeah. 730 00:47:56,700 --> 00:47:57,700 Yeah. 731 00:47:57,700 --> 00:47:58,700 We Americans want that money. 732 00:47:58,700 --> 00:47:59,700 Yeah. 733 00:47:59,700 --> 00:48:00,700 They'll keep it going. 734 00:48:00,700 --> 00:48:04,900 Did you go no go. 735 00:48:04,900 --> 00:48:07,540 Did you hear they make a new Austin Powers soon I heard. 736 00:48:07,540 --> 00:48:08,540 Are they really. 737 00:48:08,540 --> 00:48:10,500 Yeah with Mike Myers and everything. 738 00:48:10,500 --> 00:48:11,500 Oh I did not. 739 00:48:11,500 --> 00:48:12,500 Yeah. 740 00:48:12,500 --> 00:48:13,500 I felt those though. 741 00:48:13,500 --> 00:48:14,500 Yeah. 742 00:48:14,500 --> 00:48:15,500 That's gonna be crazy. 743 00:48:15,500 --> 00:48:16,500 I feel like. 744 00:48:16,500 --> 00:48:17,500 Yeah that was definitely my child. 745 00:48:17,500 --> 00:48:23,340 So that's another thing I mean he he comes out people are starting to say he was a dick 746 00:48:23,340 --> 00:48:24,780 and Michael Myers. 747 00:48:24,780 --> 00:48:25,780 Yeah. 748 00:48:25,780 --> 00:48:28,340 And I'm like we're all dead. 749 00:48:28,340 --> 00:48:35,300 I mean everybody's an asshole and when you're famous they just explode it you know they 750 00:48:35,300 --> 00:48:42,580 make it like you know Ben Affleck didn't tip me at Starbucks or something and all of a 751 00:48:42,580 --> 00:48:48,740 sudden it's you know page one news and and everybody's all over him and I just don't 752 00:48:48,740 --> 00:48:57,100 get it because I mean we all have bad days you know I'm a dick like most of the time 753 00:48:57,100 --> 00:49:04,060 and I just I don't understand why we've done this with famous people and yeah I'm actually 754 00:49:04,060 --> 00:49:07,700 writing a joke about it so you'll hear it at an open mic someday. 755 00:49:07,700 --> 00:49:08,700 Yeah. 756 00:49:08,700 --> 00:49:13,700 Oh I can't wait out like one of your jokes I've said it on here before and it's a it's 757 00:49:13,700 --> 00:49:17,940 right Saturday Night Live they're always talking about it's not funny anymore. 758 00:49:17,940 --> 00:49:18,940 Yeah. 759 00:49:18,940 --> 00:49:19,940 Yeah. 760 00:49:19,940 --> 00:49:22,380 It was been like that. 761 00:49:22,380 --> 00:49:24,900 It's never been. 762 00:49:24,900 --> 00:49:27,780 If you get if you get two good sketches out of the hour. 763 00:49:27,780 --> 00:49:28,780 Yeah. 764 00:49:28,780 --> 00:49:29,780 That's good. 765 00:49:29,780 --> 00:49:30,780 Yeah. 766 00:49:30,780 --> 00:49:33,060 That's good money even when you've talked about when you had Will Ferrell and and all 767 00:49:33,060 --> 00:49:36,820 of these big names who are like famous now they're not that good they call that like 768 00:49:36,820 --> 00:49:41,660 they had a lot of famous people come from that era and but still they and then or they 769 00:49:41,660 --> 00:49:46,460 would run sketches into the ground and then do it over and over and over. 770 00:49:46,460 --> 00:49:47,460 Yeah. 771 00:49:47,460 --> 00:49:48,460 Yeah. 772 00:49:48,460 --> 00:49:50,780 So you you started comedy where'd you start in Indiana. 773 00:49:50,780 --> 00:50:03,020 Yeah Indiana up in my first comedy gig was in Goshen Indiana and so I was 52 and I was 774 00:50:03,020 --> 00:50:09,060 in Indiana and I worked at a place called Maple Tronics it was an IT managed service 775 00:50:09,060 --> 00:50:14,100 provider and I worked there for almost 20 years. 776 00:50:14,100 --> 00:50:19,860 So we had a company party every year and I never went. 777 00:50:19,860 --> 00:50:20,860 I. 778 00:50:20,860 --> 00:50:21,860 I. 779 00:50:21,860 --> 00:50:22,860 I. 780 00:50:22,860 --> 00:50:23,860 I. 781 00:50:23,860 --> 00:50:24,860 I. 782 00:50:24,860 --> 00:50:25,860 I. 783 00:50:25,860 --> 00:50:26,860 I. 784 00:50:26,860 --> 00:50:27,860 I. 785 00:50:27,860 --> 00:50:28,860 I. 786 00:50:28,860 --> 00:50:29,860 I. 787 00:50:29,860 --> 00:50:30,860 I. 788 00:50:30,860 --> 00:50:31,860 I. 789 00:50:31,860 --> 00:50:32,860 I. 790 00:50:32,860 --> 00:50:33,860 I. 791 00:50:33,860 --> 00:50:34,860 I. 792 00:50:34,860 --> 00:50:40,300 I'm just not super social I'm I'm social when I want to be but no I'm not going to go Sunday 793 00:50:40,300 --> 00:50:44,060 to a company party and then have to go to work Monday and see them. 794 00:50:44,060 --> 00:50:45,060 Yeah. 795 00:50:45,060 --> 00:50:52,820 But so the guy who was doing the entertainment for the party is. 796 00:50:52,820 --> 00:50:59,480 Nice young man named Michael Dunlap he's he's the one that got me started in comedy and 797 00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:02,360 They had had a magician for like three years in a row. 798 00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:06,440 So he came to me in the summer and said, 799 00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:10,040 we want you to do comedy for the company party. 800 00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:13,040 And I said, no, because I'm not a comedian. 801 00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:15,380 I've never, you know, I like comedy. 802 00:51:15,380 --> 00:51:18,040 And it's not like I'm even a comedy nerd. 803 00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:20,800 I really, I like the people I like. 804 00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:23,240 And you know, I never really went out 805 00:51:23,240 --> 00:51:25,960 and tried to find new people or anything like that. 806 00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:28,760 I just, you know, if I came across somebody I liked, 807 00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:30,920 I'd watch them and laugh. 808 00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:32,720 And so it wasn't like, you know, 809 00:51:32,720 --> 00:51:35,440 I had Richard Pryor t-shirts and stuff like that. 810 00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:40,440 I was just a regular guy, but I always, at our meetings, 811 00:51:40,860 --> 00:51:45,860 I was always the guy that like broke the awkward silences 812 00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:51,320 and just totally fucked up meetings with my humor. 813 00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:56,640 And it was usually, it was almost always 814 00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:58,960 shitting on somebody that was higher 815 00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:00,360 up the food chain than me. 816 00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:05,360 And so, you know, Michael said, okay. 817 00:52:07,060 --> 00:52:11,160 And then it was like a month later, he said, 818 00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:14,440 we really want you to do standup for the company party. 819 00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:16,460 And I once again, I said, no. 820 00:52:16,460 --> 00:52:18,840 And then a little bit more time goes by and he said, 821 00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:20,840 he said, just really think about it, think about it. 822 00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:23,720 So I went home and I told my wife, 823 00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:26,160 this is the first time I said anything to her. 824 00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:28,360 And she said, well, you know you want to do it. 825 00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:31,160 And I'm like, I guess I do. 826 00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:33,340 So I went ahead and said, I do it. 827 00:52:33,340 --> 00:52:36,600 So this is like six months, no, not six months, 828 00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:38,320 it's like four months before the party. 829 00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:42,580 Because they did the company party in January, 830 00:52:42,580 --> 00:52:43,920 right after Christmas. 831 00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:48,360 And so they want me to do 45 minutes. 832 00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:49,200 Wow. 833 00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:50,040 That's crazy. 834 00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:50,880 That's bad. 835 00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:51,700 That's insane. 836 00:52:51,700 --> 00:52:53,640 People out there, that is insane. 837 00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:57,600 Yeah, yeah. 838 00:52:57,600 --> 00:53:01,880 The only way I did it, so let's flash forward 839 00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:03,320 to the day of the show. 840 00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:05,480 So I had written some jokes. 841 00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:07,680 I had watched some comedy. 842 00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:13,280 And I didn't even know if there was an open mic in the South 843 00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:16,360 Bend area, because I just didn't know. 844 00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:18,600 So I never did an open mic, nothing like that. 845 00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:19,840 So I wrote a few things. 846 00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:25,600 And then I just kind of wrote roast for everybody. 847 00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:30,120 And this was like a uber Christian organization. 848 00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:31,640 So I had to be careful. 849 00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:34,040 I couldn't step over line. 850 00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:39,240 Yeah, so I was as nice as I could about the roast. 851 00:53:39,240 --> 00:53:44,280 But I am not a nervous person at all. 852 00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:51,240 The day of the show, I woke up and my wife said, 853 00:53:51,240 --> 00:53:53,120 I was like white as a ghost. 854 00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:56,200 And my eyes were like saucers. 855 00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:59,400 And I was just a wreck. 856 00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:01,800 I'm like, I can go up and do 45 minutes. 857 00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:03,920 It didn't dawn on me till that day. 858 00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:08,160 So this was a January that Lake Michigan almost completely 859 00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:09,520 froze over. 860 00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:15,160 It had been subzero weather for like three weeks. 861 00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:19,280 And so I said, well, let's go for a hike. 862 00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:24,000 And so we went to Lake Michigan to see the ice shells and stuff 863 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:24,800 like that. 864 00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:25,720 And we hiked. 865 00:54:25,720 --> 00:54:26,440 And I came back. 866 00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:27,320 And I was better. 867 00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:28,800 And I went and did the show. 868 00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:31,480 And I guess it was OK. 869 00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:35,320 You know, a couple of people said, 870 00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:37,480 yeah, that roast was pretty funny and stuff like that. 871 00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:42,040 I don't think I tore the world down or anything like that. 872 00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:45,400 I think it was just funny that I went up there. 873 00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:46,800 Yeah, but you did 45. 874 00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:49,160 Yeah, I did pretty close to 45. 875 00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:51,120 I don't think I hit that mark. 876 00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:53,000 Anywhere close to that is insane. 877 00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:54,320 For your first time in a while. 878 00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:55,640 Especially your first time. 879 00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:59,840 For me right now, year in year, if I had to do 45 880 00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:02,280 after 15 minutes, I was like, oh, OK. 881 00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:05,400 I can barely get through a 45-minute podcast. 882 00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:08,400 I don't want to get stand up in front of people for 45 minutes. 883 00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:10,200 I can only imagine. 884 00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:13,400 But after that, I'm like, I want to be a comedian now. 885 00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:16,160 So then I started finding open mics. 886 00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:17,520 And we had the Drop Comedy Club. 887 00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:18,440 So I did that mic. 888 00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:21,320 And there was a mic at a coffee house. 889 00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:24,280 And so I did that stuff. 890 00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:28,640 And then I got really close with a lot of the comics 891 00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:34,920 there because I'm old, but I'm not like a real boomer. 892 00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:37,960 I'm all about causes. 893 00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:43,240 And I've got a Black Lives Matter sticker. 894 00:55:43,240 --> 00:55:51,680 And I've got one of the buttons for the LGBTQ stuff. 895 00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:52,440 I wear a lot. 896 00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:54,360 It's just how I am. 897 00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:59,120 And that's kind of how I came up. 898 00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:02,760 So my parents were just not great. 899 00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:03,760 I'll leave it at that. 900 00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:05,640 They weren't real good. 901 00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:08,760 But I hung out with my grandma a lot. 902 00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:12,280 And she and my grandpa were socialists. 903 00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:14,760 And all of their friends were gay. 904 00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:17,480 Every single one of them were gay. 905 00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:19,160 So this is back in the 20s, guys. 906 00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:21,000 Yeah. 907 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:23,680 This is 80s. 908 00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:28,400 So I was around gay people a lot. 909 00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:31,320 And so I didn't think anything of it, really, 910 00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:33,200 because it was from the time I was young. 911 00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:37,080 So when you experience stuff when you're young, 912 00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:38,480 that hatred doesn't build up. 913 00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:44,960 And so I was just totally cool with all that. 914 00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:48,040 And then when I started, I got in high school and stuff 915 00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:48,560 like that. 916 00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:52,920 And I was like, everybody gay bashes. 917 00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:55,960 And my high school was all white. 918 00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:57,360 I was in a small town. 919 00:56:57,360 --> 00:56:58,480 Everybody was all white. 920 00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:02,440 And the N-word was used like an adjective all the time. 921 00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:06,400 And I was just like, I didn't understand it. 922 00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:12,400 And so that hate stuff never really clung on to me. 923 00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:18,400 So in meeting these folks, when I walk up to a person, 924 00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:24,040 people automatically think conservative white nationalists. 925 00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:25,640 That's just what I look like. 926 00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:26,160 I get it. 927 00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:26,660 Yeah. 928 00:57:26,660 --> 00:57:27,160 I get it. 929 00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:30,200 I see. 930 00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:33,080 And so that's not what I am. 931 00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:35,800 But I'm also not somebody who's going to prove. 932 00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:38,600 I'm not going to prove to you what I am. 933 00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:40,040 I'm just like, whatever. 934 00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:41,840 I don't care if you like me or not. 935 00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:42,840 I like that. 936 00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:46,740 But it took a little while. 937 00:57:46,740 --> 00:57:49,120 But I started really gelling with these kids. 938 00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:54,660 And it was really, really nice. 939 00:57:54,660 --> 00:58:02,360 And my objectives for comedy have been pretty small. 940 00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:04,040 I don't want to be a big star or anything. 941 00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:07,200 I just want to be funny when I go up there. 942 00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:07,840 Which you are. 943 00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:08,340 Yeah. 944 00:58:08,340 --> 00:58:08,920 Funny as hell. 945 00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:09,560 Thanks. 946 00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:11,760 But I started putting on shows just 947 00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:13,840 so I could get them up there. 948 00:58:13,840 --> 00:58:18,400 And I'd bring in headliners from Chicago once in a while. 949 00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:20,340 And then I'd do a showcase once in a while. 950 00:58:20,340 --> 00:58:22,840 And so I was doing that kind of stuff. 951 00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:28,040 And then we decided to move. 952 00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:30,560 And that was after the pandemic. 953 00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:33,200 And we had talked about it a little bit before that. 954 00:58:33,200 --> 00:58:34,400 But we really talked about it. 955 00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:36,480 And we're like, OK, what's keeping us here? 956 00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:39,640 We've got one kid in the DC area and one kid in Huntsville. 957 00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:43,080 And nothing else is really keeping us. 958 00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:46,360 And so we finally said, OK, let's do it. 959 00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:47,800 And no plans. 960 00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:49,120 Nothing like that. 961 00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:52,440 I didn't even know if I could get a job. 962 00:58:52,440 --> 00:58:55,320 Because I was old. 963 00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:58,760 I hadn't applied for a job in like 25 years. 964 00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:01,440 So it was like, what's that? 965 00:59:01,440 --> 00:59:03,200 And I got a job right away. 966 00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:05,680 And Lisa was able to stay with her company. 967 00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:08,160 And she'd been with them for like 23 years. 968 00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:10,200 So she was able to stay with them. 969 00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:12,440 And we came down. 970 00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:15,040 And once we got settled, I was like, 971 00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:16,400 yeah, I'd like to do some comedy. 972 00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:17,580 And I went out a few times. 973 00:59:17,580 --> 00:59:19,760 And I was like, man, I'm just not feeling it. 974 00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:25,240 And a lot of it was because my comedy persona in South Bend 975 00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:26,680 was like super clean. 976 00:59:26,680 --> 00:59:31,080 And it was super clean and goofy, I'd say. 977 00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:34,880 So being super clean and goofy is fine. 978 00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:37,720 But that's not what I am. 979 00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:42,200 I want to gently do some commentary on boomers 980 00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:43,880 and stuff like that. 981 00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:46,000 I don't want to be like in your face. 982 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:50,280 I don't want to be like Louis Black. 983 00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:51,800 Yeah. 984 00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:52,680 Oh, I love him. 985 00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:54,720 I've seen him a bunch of times. 986 00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:55,280 I love him. 987 00:59:55,280 --> 00:59:58,240 But I don't think I could pull that off. 988 00:59:58,240 --> 01:00:01,560 So I just want to just gently lift up 989 01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:04,920 young people while pushing my generation down the peg 990 01:00:04,920 --> 01:00:06,320 because we need to be. 991 01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:11,760 And so I started writing different stuff. 992 01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:14,040 And then I just still wasn't feeling it. 993 01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:20,760 And of course, the bout of depression I had in 2023 994 01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:22,280 just pretty much laid me out. 995 01:00:22,280 --> 01:00:24,880 I could work and eat and sleep. 996 01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:26,320 And that was about it. 997 01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:32,280 So I was in such bad shape that there was no getting me out. 998 01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:34,840 I probably did like three open mics in 2023. 999 01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:35,360 Damn. 1000 01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:39,320 And then I started going to a therapist 1001 01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:41,480 and talking to friends and stuff like that, 1002 01:00:41,480 --> 01:00:43,760 getting my meds changed. 1003 01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:46,040 And good stuff. 1004 01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:47,640 And just finally deciding, hey, I'm 1005 01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:49,160 not going to be this guy anymore. 1006 01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:51,560 So then I started getting back into it. 1007 01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:57,800 And now my expectations were really low. 1008 01:00:57,800 --> 01:01:00,080 But then I really started having fun. 1009 01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:03,280 It's about time you guys started getting on the scene. 1010 01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:06,760 And I started really having fun watching you. 1011 01:01:06,760 --> 01:01:11,840 And then I had a ton of fun playing around 1012 01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:15,680 with different jokes and stuff like that. 1013 01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:17,320 It's like comedy became fun again. 1014 01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:22,280 And so that's why I've kind of thrown myself into it more. 1015 01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:24,120 And here I am today. 1016 01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:25,080 Hell, yeah. 1017 01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:26,200 We're glad you're here, man. 1018 01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:27,280 That's what I was about to say. 1019 01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:28,000 Very glad. 1020 01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:30,560 I remember when I met you, it was at Rocket Republic. 1021 01:01:30,560 --> 01:01:31,040 Yeah. 1022 01:01:31,040 --> 01:01:31,720 That open mic. 1023 01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:32,200 Yeah. 1024 01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:33,240 And you came up to me. 1025 01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:36,640 And I first started, and you were like that Sir Mix-A-Lot 1026 01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:40,240 joke with the, you know how in rap songs 1027 01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:43,240 they start with like this is a certified hood classic? 1028 01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:46,480 My entire joke was like, who would be the board of directors 1029 01:01:46,480 --> 01:01:48,000 to decide? 1030 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:49,000 I never heard that. 1031 01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:50,040 Nights of the Round Table. 1032 01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:51,080 I did it that one time. 1033 01:01:51,080 --> 01:01:52,280 I never did it again. 1034 01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:53,720 You should pull that back up. 1035 01:01:53,720 --> 01:01:54,480 Maybe, dude. 1036 01:01:54,480 --> 01:01:55,680 P. Diddy will be on there. 1037 01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:56,160 Yeah. 1038 01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:57,520 Yeah. 1039 01:01:57,520 --> 01:01:58,760 Oh my gosh. 1040 01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:00,320 Yeah. 1041 01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:02,960 Yeah, but no, you were very supportive. 1042 01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:03,920 You're very supportive. 1043 01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:06,080 And that was a time where I really didn't know 1044 01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:07,280 anybody who was doing it. 1045 01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:07,800 Yeah. 1046 01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:09,600 Yeah, I remember that night. 1047 01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:11,600 I never remember the joke until you say it, 1048 01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:12,840 but I remember that night. 1049 01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:17,640 And I think Brandon came along pretty close to that time. 1050 01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:18,160 Yeah. 1051 01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:19,440 He may have been at that mic. 1052 01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:20,360 What, the Rocker Republic? 1053 01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:20,640 Yeah. 1054 01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:21,520 Yeah, I was there. 1055 01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:22,000 Yeah. 1056 01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:27,080 And then I think Dom came on like a couple months later. 1057 01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:27,960 Probably a month later. 1058 01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:28,600 Yeah. 1059 01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:33,080 And then there was more mics and stuff like that to do. 1060 01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:37,160 And I just really liked watching you guys. 1061 01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:45,240 The thing I have trouble with is I'm just not a real social guy. 1062 01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:49,760 And talking before the mic and talking after the mic 1063 01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:52,440 and going out, it's just not my thing. 1064 01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:56,160 And so a lot of people, I think, get the impression 1065 01:02:56,160 --> 01:02:59,040 that I just want to go up and do my thing, 1066 01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:00,880 and I don't care about anybody else. 1067 01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:02,720 But I really do. 1068 01:03:02,720 --> 01:03:08,880 And I just really, I'm at the point in my life 1069 01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:11,360 where I just have to be exactly who I am. 1070 01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:11,880 Yeah. 1071 01:03:11,880 --> 01:03:15,000 I can fake it, because I'm kind of in a sales role now. 1072 01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:18,800 And I can totally turn on the charm 1073 01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:23,960 and be not as whatever is wrong with me as I am. 1074 01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:29,200 I'm, but it takes a lot of energy. 1075 01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:31,640 And so when I'm doing my thing, it's just like, 1076 01:03:31,640 --> 01:03:33,640 I'm going to be me. 1077 01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:37,120 You come there, you do your set, and watch comedians 1078 01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:39,280 as much as you want to, and then roll out. 1079 01:03:39,280 --> 01:03:40,880 Nothing wrong with that at all. 1080 01:03:40,880 --> 01:03:44,000 Yeah, I love it that you just, that's what you do. 1081 01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:46,200 Like you said, you don't got time to fucking try 1082 01:03:46,200 --> 01:03:47,800 to appease everybody else. 1083 01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:49,600 You do it, and you're funny. 1084 01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:50,320 Really funny. 1085 01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:53,000 And you have a joke about it, which is funny. 1086 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:57,320 So this is true. 1087 01:03:57,320 --> 01:04:02,560 So that joke was, I was doing Jonathan's open mic 1088 01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:04,520 at the Speakeasy. 1089 01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:10,520 And I was going to be on the showcase at Stand Up Live. 1090 01:04:10,520 --> 01:04:11,680 Yeah, we were on that together. 1091 01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:12,400 Yeah. 1092 01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:16,240 And I'm walking up to the stage, and that joke 1093 01:04:16,240 --> 01:04:18,200 jumped into my head. 1094 01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:20,800 The whole fucking joke just jumped into my head. 1095 01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:25,240 Part one of the joke, I should say. 1096 01:04:25,240 --> 01:04:31,240 So I say, do you, my buddy says, do you 1097 01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:33,040 hang around with the young guys after the show? 1098 01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:34,080 No. 1099 01:04:34,080 --> 01:04:36,360 But the second part, where do you think 1100 01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:40,680 you're missing something, that came right after that night. 1101 01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:44,520 And I was like, do I put this in the showcase? 1102 01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:47,920 And after I thought about it, I was like, I have to. 1103 01:04:50,600 --> 01:04:54,760 It's almost like it came from the heavens 1104 01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:55,640 to be told. 1105 01:04:55,640 --> 01:04:57,640 So yeah, so I did it there. 1106 01:04:57,640 --> 01:04:58,760 And yeah. 1107 01:04:58,760 --> 01:04:59,840 Crushed. 1108 01:04:59,840 --> 01:05:00,480 Crushed. 1109 01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:05,080 One, well, you got the host, the open mic, the best comedian 1110 01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:05,960 from that showcase. 1111 01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:06,640 Hell yeah. 1112 01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:07,800 So he whooped my ass. 1113 01:05:11,080 --> 01:05:12,440 But you killed it. 1114 01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:15,160 I could hear the laughs from the green room, 1115 01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:17,040 because this is my first time in the green room, 1116 01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:18,000 so I'm staying here. 1117 01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:21,160 That was my first, too. 1118 01:05:21,160 --> 01:05:22,640 I know you signed the wall. 1119 01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:23,720 Yeah, somewhere. 1120 01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:24,720 I don't know. 1121 01:05:24,720 --> 01:05:25,480 I don't know. 1122 01:05:25,480 --> 01:05:28,320 Very small, very small print. 1123 01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:29,160 Humble size. 1124 01:05:29,160 --> 01:05:29,640 Yeah. 1125 01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:33,640 Well, hell yeah, you smashed it. 1126 01:05:33,640 --> 01:05:35,760 And you killed it as the host. 1127 01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:39,400 Because that's a different muscle. 1128 01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:42,280 Yeah, and I didn't really get a whole lot of expectations. 1129 01:05:42,280 --> 01:05:44,120 So I didn't know what I was supposed to do. 1130 01:05:44,120 --> 01:05:45,280 And then Scott said, you can stay 1131 01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:46,520 stuffed between the comics. 1132 01:05:46,520 --> 01:05:49,880 So I just thought, OK, I'll just say ridiculous shit 1133 01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:51,000 between the comics. 1134 01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:54,040 Yeah, and it worked. 1135 01:05:54,040 --> 01:05:56,680 I remember you had a hat that didn't have a logo. 1136 01:05:56,680 --> 01:05:58,680 Yeah. 1137 01:05:58,680 --> 01:06:03,040 And Tom Carr, the man with a hat without a logo, 1138 01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:04,560 because he don't need no damn logo. 1139 01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:13,200 Yo, so you know I'm a jazz guy and stuff like that. 1140 01:06:13,200 --> 01:06:15,480 And I saw that you do impressions 1141 01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:17,120 like Dean Martin impressions. 1142 01:06:17,120 --> 01:06:19,480 Yeah, I don't really do Dean Martin impressions. 1143 01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:23,440 So I did a talk show called the BTB Internet Talk 1144 01:06:23,440 --> 01:06:25,200 Show during the pandemic. 1145 01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:26,640 And I'd have comics on. 1146 01:06:26,640 --> 01:06:29,400 I'd have other podcasters on, stuff like that. 1147 01:06:29,400 --> 01:06:32,600 And for some dumbass reason, I decided 1148 01:06:32,600 --> 01:06:35,240 that Dean Martin was going to be part of the show. 1149 01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:39,040 So I would say, everybody thought 1150 01:06:39,040 --> 01:06:41,680 Dean Martin died in 1997. 1151 01:06:41,680 --> 01:06:45,400 What we didn't know is he was cryogenically frozen. 1152 01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:49,800 And he was cryogenically frozen. 1153 01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:54,080 And just a few weeks ago, he was thought out. 1154 01:06:54,080 --> 01:06:55,440 He doesn't have any money. 1155 01:06:55,440 --> 01:06:59,640 So he asked me if he could stay with me for a while. 1156 01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:01,600 And here's Dean Martin. 1157 01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:02,960 Hey, I'm Dean. 1158 01:07:02,960 --> 01:07:07,600 So it was a purposefully bad impression of Dean Martin. 1159 01:07:07,600 --> 01:07:09,760 And I know nothing about Dean Martin 1160 01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:12,600 other than I've listened to his albums. 1161 01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:15,320 And I watched a Dean Martin roast and shit like that. 1162 01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:17,920 So people would ask me, what about your first wife? 1163 01:07:17,920 --> 01:07:20,760 I'm like, I don't know who the fuck she is. 1164 01:07:20,760 --> 01:07:24,520 Being cryogenically frozen means that I forgot some stuff. 1165 01:07:24,520 --> 01:07:26,880 So I would just bring that up. 1166 01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:30,360 And it was almost like an Andy Kaufman type thing 1167 01:07:30,360 --> 01:07:32,520 because the guests didn't like it. 1168 01:07:32,520 --> 01:07:34,520 The listeners didn't like it. 1169 01:07:34,520 --> 01:07:37,720 And they kept doing it. 1170 01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:39,640 I loved that, dude. 1171 01:07:39,640 --> 01:07:41,120 That was respect. 1172 01:07:41,120 --> 01:07:42,720 That is my favorite thing. 1173 01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:44,760 Like even I have jokes that don't work. 1174 01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:46,440 I have a lot of those. 1175 01:07:46,440 --> 01:07:48,640 I tell them for that reason specifically. 1176 01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:51,800 That's how I got started with comedy. 1177 01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:53,960 I'd be out with my friends at a restaurant. 1178 01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:55,280 The waitress would come over. 1179 01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:56,840 And I lived with my grandparents. 1180 01:07:56,840 --> 01:07:58,520 And elderly people do this thing where 1181 01:07:58,520 --> 01:08:00,760 they like to tell you all the tragic shit that's 1182 01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:03,760 happened to them in their life or some horrendous medical 1183 01:08:03,760 --> 01:08:05,120 problem they have. 1184 01:08:05,120 --> 01:08:08,200 And so the server would come over and be like, 1185 01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:09,400 oh, do you need anything? 1186 01:08:09,400 --> 01:08:11,560 I'd be like, yeah, can I get a refill on Diet Pepsi? 1187 01:08:11,560 --> 01:08:13,840 And my mother left me as a child. 1188 01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:15,800 And they'd say it just like that. 1189 01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:17,880 And my friends are like, what the fuck are you doing? 1190 01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:19,080 It made them angry. 1191 01:08:19,080 --> 01:08:21,360 But it brought me so much joy. 1192 01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:24,600 Sometimes you got to do something for you. 1193 01:08:24,600 --> 01:08:25,560 It's about self-care. 1194 01:08:25,560 --> 01:08:26,800 It's about self-care. 1195 01:08:26,800 --> 01:08:28,360 That's funny. 1196 01:08:28,360 --> 01:08:31,680 I had people before the show, because they had watched it, 1197 01:08:31,680 --> 01:08:36,280 they were like, why do you still do that Dean Martin shit? 1198 01:08:36,280 --> 01:08:37,560 It was never funny. 1199 01:08:37,560 --> 01:08:40,480 It's never going to be funny. 1200 01:08:40,480 --> 01:08:41,280 Yeah, I know. 1201 01:08:41,280 --> 01:08:43,880 It's what we keep doing. 1202 01:08:43,880 --> 01:08:46,400 That's part of having fun with it, though. 1203 01:08:46,400 --> 01:08:49,040 You have to do things that you enjoy, 1204 01:08:49,040 --> 01:08:52,480 even if it's not going to help you with getting laughs 1205 01:08:52,480 --> 01:08:53,440 or whatever. 1206 01:08:53,440 --> 01:08:54,760 You got to say shit like that. 1207 01:08:54,760 --> 01:08:55,960 It keeps it fun. 1208 01:08:55,960 --> 01:08:58,320 For you, yeah. 1209 01:08:58,320 --> 01:09:00,920 I just did it on the live show, on our first big show. 1210 01:09:00,920 --> 01:09:03,280 Talked about the ball wax. 1211 01:09:03,280 --> 01:09:05,960 When I tell you, I say this stupid shit. 1212 01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:08,560 I'm like, I like to sit, if I don't have anything 1213 01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:10,600 to do for three days and not take a shower. 1214 01:09:10,600 --> 01:09:12,240 And you get, they call it ball cheese, 1215 01:09:12,240 --> 01:09:14,920 I think it's more of a wax. 1216 01:09:14,920 --> 01:09:18,720 And then everybody I tell it to gets extremely grossed out. 1217 01:09:18,720 --> 01:09:20,720 I saw the opportunity at the live show, 1218 01:09:20,720 --> 01:09:22,840 and this one girl that was sitting in the front, 1219 01:09:22,840 --> 01:09:27,000 when I tell you, she was like, so disgusted. 1220 01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:29,000 But in my heart, I was just like, yeah. 1221 01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:31,160 Yeah, well, you got a reaction. 1222 01:09:31,160 --> 01:09:34,000 Yeah, I got a reaction. 1223 01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:37,400 You always use the same word when doing the ball wax thing. 1224 01:09:37,400 --> 01:09:39,720 You say that it smells intoxicating. 1225 01:09:39,720 --> 01:09:40,920 Yeah, it is. 1226 01:09:40,920 --> 01:09:41,920 Nobody likes that. 1227 01:09:41,920 --> 01:09:42,760 Nobody likes it. 1228 01:09:42,760 --> 01:09:43,600 I know you love it. 1229 01:09:43,600 --> 01:09:45,280 Look at him smiling right now. 1230 01:09:45,280 --> 01:09:46,360 It brings me joy. 1231 01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:50,160 I like when you do that, it'll wake you up. 1232 01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:51,480 It'll open you up. 1233 01:09:51,480 --> 01:09:52,480 It'll open you up. 1234 01:09:52,480 --> 01:09:54,280 It'll open you up. 1235 01:09:54,280 --> 01:09:57,000 It's kind of like J.J.'s pussy sickles. 1236 01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:58,160 Oh, I got it. 1237 01:09:58,160 --> 01:09:59,000 The coochie sickles. 1238 01:09:59,000 --> 01:09:59,840 I love that. 1239 01:09:59,840 --> 01:10:00,880 I'll never stop doing that. 1240 01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:04,120 That'll be my closer for the next 13 years. 1241 01:10:04,120 --> 01:10:04,960 I love that. 1242 01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:09,760 Every time you say, do you experience, 1243 01:10:09,760 --> 01:10:11,720 what do you, do you say coochie sickles? 1244 01:10:11,720 --> 01:10:14,120 Have you ever experienced coochie sickles? 1245 01:10:14,120 --> 01:10:14,960 Yeah, yeah. 1246 01:10:14,960 --> 01:10:16,400 They'll look at me like this. 1247 01:10:16,400 --> 01:10:17,240 Yeah. 1248 01:10:17,240 --> 01:10:18,800 Like, let me explain. 1249 01:10:18,800 --> 01:10:19,640 Yeah. 1250 01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:23,120 Oh, so I was listening to my, 1251 01:10:23,120 --> 01:10:26,400 one of my favorite bands, Volk this morning, and. 1252 01:10:26,400 --> 01:10:27,240 Oh snap. 1253 01:10:29,080 --> 01:10:31,120 Best damn two-piece band in the world. 1254 01:10:31,120 --> 01:10:31,960 Oh, snap. 1255 01:10:31,960 --> 01:10:32,800 Oh snap. 1256 01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:33,640 Oh snap. 1257 01:10:35,640 --> 01:10:37,080 Who'd you compare them to? 1258 01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:40,760 Chains. 1259 01:10:40,760 --> 01:10:41,600 Alice in Chains? 1260 01:10:41,600 --> 01:10:43,560 No, not Alice in Chains. 1261 01:10:43,560 --> 01:10:45,920 Who'd you compare them to when you're talking to Sam Talent? 1262 01:10:45,920 --> 01:10:47,760 Oh shit, I don't remember. 1263 01:10:47,760 --> 01:10:49,960 I don't know, but it does sound like who you were, 1264 01:10:49,960 --> 01:10:51,080 cause I listened to them too. 1265 01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:52,880 They call themselves cow punk. 1266 01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:53,800 And. 1267 01:10:53,800 --> 01:10:54,640 Cow punk. 1268 01:10:54,640 --> 01:10:56,240 It's just, it's beautiful. 1269 01:10:56,240 --> 01:10:57,080 Yeah, it is nice. 1270 01:10:57,080 --> 01:10:58,200 I was listening to it this morning. 1271 01:10:58,200 --> 01:10:59,400 I was listening to. 1272 01:10:59,400 --> 01:11:01,200 I think maybe the White Stripes and like. 1273 01:11:01,200 --> 01:11:02,040 Yeah, that's what it was. 1274 01:11:02,040 --> 01:11:02,880 That's what you said, the White Stripes. 1275 01:11:02,880 --> 01:11:05,680 White Stripes and Dwight Yocum or something like that. 1276 01:11:05,680 --> 01:11:09,280 Yeah, but yeah, I absolutely fell in love with them. 1277 01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:11,840 It's kind of a neat, kind of a neat story. 1278 01:11:11,840 --> 01:11:15,880 So I discovered this band, Brother O' Brother, 1279 01:11:15,880 --> 01:11:19,600 who played in Goshen at, there's a record shop there 1280 01:11:19,600 --> 01:11:22,400 that they pull all the records out 1281 01:11:22,400 --> 01:11:24,440 and have bands there sometimes. 1282 01:11:24,440 --> 01:11:29,400 And they played that and another two piece band, 1283 01:11:29,400 --> 01:11:34,400 very psychedelic, fuzz guitar, very hard. 1284 01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:39,400 And so they, the guitar player for them 1285 01:11:39,400 --> 01:11:43,400 also runs a record company called Romanus Records, 1286 01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:45,400 or Romanus or whatever the fuck it is. 1287 01:11:45,400 --> 01:11:48,800 And he does these custom vinyl prints. 1288 01:11:48,800 --> 01:11:52,400 So he does it for bands. 1289 01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:53,400 He does one comedian. 1290 01:11:53,400 --> 01:11:54,800 I can't remember the comedian's name, 1291 01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:59,400 but like he did one for King Gizzard, 1292 01:11:59,400 --> 01:12:00,720 Wizard. 1293 01:12:00,720 --> 01:12:01,560 Lizard Wizard. 1294 01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:02,400 Yeah. 1295 01:12:02,400 --> 01:12:04,400 Lizard Wizard. 1296 01:12:04,400 --> 01:12:05,240 Yeah, there you go. 1297 01:12:05,240 --> 01:12:08,480 So he does custom stuff for them every single album. 1298 01:12:08,480 --> 01:12:11,640 But he did one with them where I think there was a drop 1299 01:12:11,640 --> 01:12:12,880 of real blood in it. 1300 01:12:12,880 --> 01:12:16,560 And then there was red stuff in it. 1301 01:12:16,560 --> 01:12:20,720 He did one that had lights with a remote control 1302 01:12:20,720 --> 01:12:23,280 that you could change the lights and the colors 1303 01:12:23,280 --> 01:12:24,960 and the strobes and stuff like that. 1304 01:12:24,960 --> 01:12:29,960 So he does this and he's actually gotten really, really hot 1305 01:12:29,960 --> 01:12:33,000 in the last few years. 1306 01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:35,360 He wasn't so much then, he was just starting out. 1307 01:12:35,360 --> 01:12:37,480 But Volk was on his label. 1308 01:12:37,480 --> 01:12:42,480 So they had Romanus, Romanus Fest in Indianapolis 1309 01:12:42,960 --> 01:12:44,120 years ago. 1310 01:12:44,120 --> 01:12:46,560 And we drove down for it. 1311 01:12:46,560 --> 01:12:49,200 And that's the first time I saw Volk. 1312 01:12:49,200 --> 01:12:51,160 And I didn't even know who they were. 1313 01:12:51,160 --> 01:12:56,160 And they're in this little record shop doing, 1314 01:12:57,480 --> 01:12:58,960 I think Honeybee was a song. 1315 01:12:58,960 --> 01:12:59,800 Yep. 1316 01:12:59,800 --> 01:13:00,800 That's what I listened to. 1317 01:13:00,800 --> 01:13:03,120 Yeah, and I was like, holy fuck, 1318 01:13:03,120 --> 01:13:05,280 I gotta know these people. 1319 01:13:05,280 --> 01:13:09,240 And so I started talking to them, we became friendly. 1320 01:13:09,240 --> 01:13:12,800 And I've gone to see them in Nashville a couple times. 1321 01:13:12,800 --> 01:13:15,800 Oh, so you actually talked to the, like, really talked to them? 1322 01:13:15,800 --> 01:13:16,640 Yeah, yeah. 1323 01:13:16,640 --> 01:13:17,480 Oh, okay. 1324 01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:18,300 Yeah. 1325 01:13:18,300 --> 01:13:20,800 Chris and Elliot, I know. 1326 01:13:20,800 --> 01:13:24,800 Yeah, I don't dislike the band, I know them. 1327 01:13:24,800 --> 01:13:27,040 But if I didn't know them, I'd still love the band. 1328 01:13:27,040 --> 01:13:30,920 And they're out there, they're working with the Supersuckers 1329 01:13:30,920 --> 01:13:34,400 and another band right now. 1330 01:13:34,400 --> 01:13:37,600 But I just wanna see them be the headliner. 1331 01:13:37,600 --> 01:13:38,440 Yeah. 1332 01:13:38,440 --> 01:13:41,080 But yeah, I think they're the best thing ever. 1333 01:13:41,080 --> 01:13:42,440 Brother of Brothers is really good too, 1334 01:13:42,440 --> 01:13:44,040 but they don't play as much as they used to 1335 01:13:44,040 --> 01:13:46,920 because Chris is doing the records so much. 1336 01:13:46,920 --> 01:13:48,800 I thought this was, this is you're talking about 1337 01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:49,640 Brother O' Brother. 1338 01:13:49,640 --> 01:13:50,460 Yeah. 1339 01:13:50,460 --> 01:13:52,200 I thought that was Tim Dillon, like he lost weight. 1340 01:13:52,200 --> 01:13:53,040 Yeah. 1341 01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:55,280 And then you got Mad Dog for rustling. 1342 01:13:55,280 --> 01:13:56,440 Yeah. 1343 01:13:56,440 --> 01:13:58,840 So a friend of mine in South Bend, 1344 01:13:58,840 --> 01:14:00,720 so he had the bar that I did the comedy shows, 1345 01:14:00,720 --> 01:14:01,800 but it was a rock bar, 1346 01:14:01,800 --> 01:14:03,960 and it had like the best sound system in the world. 1347 01:14:03,960 --> 01:14:08,880 So twice, I had those guys come up and play. 1348 01:14:08,880 --> 01:14:13,100 And one time it was like, I think it was February, 1349 01:14:13,100 --> 01:14:15,160 and there was a really bad snowstorm. 1350 01:14:15,160 --> 01:14:17,160 I was surprised they even made it. 1351 01:14:17,160 --> 01:14:21,900 And there was like maybe 25 of us in the audience. 1352 01:14:21,900 --> 01:14:23,500 And I was like, man, you know, 1353 01:14:23,500 --> 01:14:24,580 I'm glad you're getting a minimum 1354 01:14:24,580 --> 01:14:27,400 because Jeff, my friend that had the bar, has a minimum. 1355 01:14:27,400 --> 01:14:30,520 So I knew at least they were getting paid to come. 1356 01:14:31,440 --> 01:14:34,520 But they put on a great show and then they came back. 1357 01:14:34,520 --> 01:14:37,480 And I think there was even less people there. 1358 01:14:37,480 --> 01:14:38,980 And it was like in the summer. 1359 01:14:38,980 --> 01:14:40,320 And I was like, what the fuck? 1360 01:14:40,320 --> 01:14:41,160 And I'm like, 1361 01:14:41,160 --> 01:14:43,520 I'm never gonna recommend a band play a bar anymore 1362 01:14:43,520 --> 01:14:46,480 because apparently I don't have any taste in music. 1363 01:14:46,480 --> 01:14:51,040 But they came both times and knocked it out of the park. 1364 01:14:51,040 --> 01:14:51,880 Hell yeah. 1365 01:14:51,880 --> 01:14:52,940 Hell yeah. 1366 01:14:52,940 --> 01:14:56,400 So is cow punk, is that like Southern style punk music? 1367 01:14:56,400 --> 01:15:01,400 Yeah, I mean, so these guys, I mean, when they started, 1368 01:15:02,240 --> 01:15:06,080 they did like, you know, traditional acoustic shit. 1369 01:15:07,160 --> 01:15:09,520 They met in Germany and they, I mean, 1370 01:15:09,520 --> 01:15:13,000 they were just doing like regular kind of country 1371 01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:14,520 bluegrass type stuff. 1372 01:15:14,520 --> 01:15:16,560 And then they've morphed into this. 1373 01:15:16,560 --> 01:15:20,360 And you know, there's a country twang to a lot of it, 1374 01:15:20,360 --> 01:15:23,440 but a lot of it's, you know, it's so fuzzed up 1375 01:15:23,440 --> 01:15:28,120 and you know, just really psychedelic and nuts 1376 01:15:28,120 --> 01:15:33,120 that it's more on the punk than the cow, I think. 1377 01:15:33,160 --> 01:15:35,280 But yeah, it's good stuff. 1378 01:15:35,280 --> 01:15:38,040 Have you heard of the new blossoming genre 1379 01:15:38,040 --> 01:15:40,780 referred to as y'all alternative? 1380 01:15:40,780 --> 01:15:41,620 No. 1381 01:15:41,620 --> 01:15:43,720 It's like Southern alternative. 1382 01:15:43,720 --> 01:15:45,080 They call it y'all alternative. 1383 01:15:45,080 --> 01:15:48,720 It's this whole subculture of like people from the South 1384 01:15:48,720 --> 01:15:51,160 who have like, you know, Southern aspects about them, 1385 01:15:51,160 --> 01:15:53,000 but are also like super alternative. 1386 01:15:53,000 --> 01:15:57,560 They like emo country music and shit like that. 1387 01:15:57,560 --> 01:15:58,720 It's pretty good. 1388 01:15:58,720 --> 01:15:59,560 Yeah. 1389 01:15:59,560 --> 01:16:00,520 I love alternative. 1390 01:16:00,520 --> 01:16:02,960 These guys, this is probably a muscle show. 1391 01:16:05,160 --> 01:16:06,000 Okay. 1392 01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:07,320 Go down to the picture that yeah, 1393 01:16:07,320 --> 01:16:08,800 I see what you looking at right now. 1394 01:16:08,800 --> 01:16:10,160 Is that what you wanted me to click on? 1395 01:16:10,160 --> 01:16:14,440 No, guys, we're trying to be serious. 1396 01:16:14,440 --> 01:16:17,160 She is not wearing the pants that I like. 1397 01:16:17,160 --> 01:16:19,200 I was just about to say that. 1398 01:16:19,200 --> 01:16:20,880 Be it pants is a women's pants. 1399 01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:23,080 Yeah, you gotta come out and see Scott Curtis. 1400 01:16:23,080 --> 01:16:25,000 He has a whole bunch of good shit. 1401 01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:28,600 Did you ever find the Batman ring you swallowed? 1402 01:16:28,600 --> 01:16:30,400 Yeah, I was wondering about that. 1403 01:16:30,400 --> 01:16:31,240 Did you pass that? 1404 01:16:31,240 --> 01:16:33,520 Man, how deep did you guys go? 1405 01:16:33,520 --> 01:16:34,640 Deep, deep. 1406 01:16:34,640 --> 01:16:37,480 So no, so I swallowed it. 1407 01:16:37,480 --> 01:16:42,080 My mom grabbed me and she had nails like this. 1408 01:16:42,080 --> 01:16:45,800 She grabbed me and put her finger down my throat, 1409 01:16:45,800 --> 01:16:47,760 got it with her nail and scratched my throat 1410 01:16:47,760 --> 01:16:48,720 at the same time. 1411 01:16:48,720 --> 01:16:50,000 And so I didn't actually, 1412 01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:52,040 it didn't actually go all the way down. 1413 01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:55,240 What did I talk about that shit? 1414 01:16:55,240 --> 01:16:57,320 So what year was that? 1415 01:16:57,320 --> 01:16:59,480 I was probably four or five years old. 1416 01:16:59,480 --> 01:17:00,600 Okay, so one, two. 1417 01:17:00,600 --> 01:17:03,360 So you were born, so this is 1963, 1964. 1418 01:17:03,360 --> 01:17:04,960 I was born in 64. 1419 01:17:04,960 --> 01:17:05,960 Oh shit, I thought it was. 1420 01:17:05,960 --> 01:17:07,320 It would have been like 68. 1421 01:17:07,320 --> 01:17:09,520 68, that's a good year. 1422 01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:12,160 He's the oldest young person. 1423 01:17:12,160 --> 01:17:13,000 Yeah. 1424 01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:14,720 I'll tell you about old shit. 1425 01:17:14,720 --> 01:17:17,680 Whenever we play this back, I'm gonna go to his camera 1426 01:17:17,680 --> 01:17:20,400 whenever you start talking about Johnny Carson and shit. 1427 01:17:20,400 --> 01:17:22,840 His eyes are just like, he's so ready to come out. 1428 01:17:22,840 --> 01:17:25,320 You said you're a Richard Pryor fan, right? 1429 01:17:25,320 --> 01:17:26,160 Yeah. 1430 01:17:26,160 --> 01:17:28,280 So after this, yeah, because I got the original 1431 01:17:28,280 --> 01:17:30,560 album of that nigga's crazy. 1432 01:17:30,560 --> 01:17:32,360 And yeah, I got a bunch of his albums, 1433 01:17:32,360 --> 01:17:34,920 especially the one in 1968 that he first released. 1434 01:17:34,920 --> 01:17:35,760 I can't wait to see, man. 1435 01:17:35,760 --> 01:17:37,400 This is Red Fox too, if you like him. 1436 01:17:37,400 --> 01:17:40,880 Yeah, so Red Fox and Flip Wilson 1437 01:17:40,880 --> 01:17:43,320 were actually my first comedians. 1438 01:17:43,320 --> 01:17:44,160 Really? 1439 01:17:44,160 --> 01:17:47,320 My first first, because my mom and dad had their eight tracks. 1440 01:17:47,320 --> 01:17:48,160 Wow. 1441 01:17:48,160 --> 01:17:50,960 And Flip Wilson did a joke about 1442 01:17:52,440 --> 01:17:56,400 some guy that had a knob in his belly button 1443 01:17:56,400 --> 01:18:01,160 and people kept asking him what it's about, what it's about. 1444 01:18:01,160 --> 01:18:04,000 And then somebody finally grabbed the knob 1445 01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:05,120 and his ass fell off. 1446 01:18:05,120 --> 01:18:08,880 And it's not funny the way I say it, 1447 01:18:08,880 --> 01:18:11,240 but Flip Wilson was really good. 1448 01:18:11,240 --> 01:18:12,280 Oh, he was funny as hell. 1449 01:18:12,280 --> 01:18:16,240 And Red Fox, I just watched, after Sanford and Son, 1450 01:18:16,240 --> 01:18:18,520 he had a variety show. 1451 01:18:18,520 --> 01:18:20,120 There's some of that in YouTube 1452 01:18:20,120 --> 01:18:21,520 and I was watching some of that shit. 1453 01:18:21,520 --> 01:18:24,880 And that guy is just, I mean, 1454 01:18:24,880 --> 01:18:29,880 he's like the original OG I don't give a fuck. 1455 01:18:30,560 --> 01:18:32,320 And he's just up there on stage. 1456 01:18:32,320 --> 01:18:35,360 And one of the ones I watched, somebody asked him, 1457 01:18:35,360 --> 01:18:37,240 will you ever go back to Sanford and Son? 1458 01:18:37,240 --> 01:18:42,240 And they're taping and he's like, fuck CBS. 1459 01:18:42,800 --> 01:18:46,240 So they had to wait, man. 1460 01:18:46,240 --> 01:18:49,280 And then he said, no ma'am, 1461 01:18:49,280 --> 01:18:51,280 I will never be going back to Sanford. 1462 01:18:51,280 --> 01:18:54,080 I heard that got him in trouble though, 1463 01:18:54,080 --> 01:18:55,200 because you remember at the end, 1464 01:18:55,200 --> 01:18:57,200 he died with no money really, because of those taxes. 1465 01:18:57,200 --> 01:18:58,040 Oh yeah, yeah. 1466 01:18:58,040 --> 01:18:59,440 Yeah man, that was. 1467 01:18:59,440 --> 01:19:02,000 Well, he was a party guy too. 1468 01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:02,840 Yeah. 1469 01:19:02,840 --> 01:19:05,600 And I loved that. 1470 01:19:05,600 --> 01:19:06,440 I loved him. 1471 01:19:06,440 --> 01:19:08,920 I never missed Sanford and Son. 1472 01:19:08,920 --> 01:19:10,200 I loved that. 1473 01:19:10,200 --> 01:19:11,560 Grady was great. 1474 01:19:12,760 --> 01:19:15,640 Lamont was really just a shitty actor. 1475 01:19:15,640 --> 01:19:16,480 Oh yeah. 1476 01:19:16,480 --> 01:19:17,320 Yeah. 1477 01:19:17,320 --> 01:19:19,720 It looked like he was reading cute cards all the time. 1478 01:19:19,720 --> 01:19:22,240 But when you go back and watch it when you're a kid, 1479 01:19:22,240 --> 01:19:23,120 you don't notice that. 1480 01:19:23,120 --> 01:19:26,760 But yeah, Red Fox was great. 1481 01:19:26,760 --> 01:19:27,600 I loved him. 1482 01:19:27,600 --> 01:19:29,200 Of the old timers, 1483 01:19:29,200 --> 01:19:31,080 Red Fox is always gonna be my favorite. 1484 01:19:31,080 --> 01:19:34,080 Cause like you said, he just doesn't give a fuck. 1485 01:19:34,080 --> 01:19:35,920 And he's not, this is what, 1486 01:19:35,920 --> 01:19:36,840 cause I'm not like this, 1487 01:19:36,840 --> 01:19:39,040 but some people are just naturally funny. 1488 01:19:39,040 --> 01:19:40,320 You know you got Bernie Mac. 1489 01:19:40,320 --> 01:19:43,280 You got these people who are just like, 1490 01:19:43,280 --> 01:19:44,600 if you were sitting in the room with them, 1491 01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:45,960 I don't care who's in there, 1492 01:19:45,960 --> 01:19:47,240 whoever the greatest comedians are, 1493 01:19:47,240 --> 01:19:49,600 they're gonna be the funniest people in the room. 1494 01:19:49,600 --> 01:19:51,040 And I love those types of people. 1495 01:19:51,040 --> 01:19:52,200 I love to be around them. 1496 01:19:52,200 --> 01:19:54,600 Yeah, Red Fox was fantastic. 1497 01:19:54,600 --> 01:19:57,880 And Flip Wilson was very underrated. 1498 01:19:57,880 --> 01:19:58,720 But both of them. 1499 01:19:58,720 --> 01:20:00,440 What else was Flip in? 1500 01:20:00,440 --> 01:20:02,240 He had his own show, the Flip Wilson show. 1501 01:20:02,240 --> 01:20:03,160 I remember that. 1502 01:20:03,160 --> 01:20:05,760 Yeah, he had the Flip Wilson show. 1503 01:20:05,760 --> 01:20:06,840 It's a movie I'm thinking. 1504 01:20:06,840 --> 01:20:07,680 I'm finna say it for you. 1505 01:20:07,680 --> 01:20:11,240 He guested on a lot of like Bob Hope shows and stuff like that. 1506 01:20:11,240 --> 01:20:12,080 Oh, that's right. 1507 01:20:12,080 --> 01:20:12,920 I knew him. 1508 01:20:12,920 --> 01:20:13,760 I used to watch. 1509 01:20:13,760 --> 01:20:15,320 I'm not that old, 1510 01:20:15,320 --> 01:20:16,840 but I grew up on, 1511 01:20:16,840 --> 01:20:18,440 when you was talking about Dean Martin, 1512 01:20:18,440 --> 01:20:19,720 Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis. 1513 01:20:19,720 --> 01:20:21,800 Every movie they ever made, 1514 01:20:21,800 --> 01:20:24,640 my mom had them in a cassette tape. 1515 01:20:24,640 --> 01:20:25,480 Like the one they went, 1516 01:20:25,480 --> 01:20:27,200 the Navy gets to the Navy. 1517 01:20:27,200 --> 01:20:29,360 The Army gets to Beans, Beans, Beans. 1518 01:20:29,360 --> 01:20:30,480 And I used to just love it. 1519 01:20:30,480 --> 01:20:33,040 I'm like, this is in the 90s too, 1520 01:20:33,040 --> 01:20:34,480 and I'm up here talking about Navy. 1521 01:20:34,480 --> 01:20:36,840 It's a black and white show, I mean movie. 1522 01:20:36,840 --> 01:20:38,320 But I loved, in the Nick, 1523 01:20:38,320 --> 01:20:39,240 we got lucky to have Nick. 1524 01:20:39,240 --> 01:20:40,440 I don't know if they have that now. 1525 01:20:40,440 --> 01:20:43,240 We had Nick at Night, like Bob, Bob Hope, 1526 01:20:43,240 --> 01:20:47,640 Bob Newhart, Mary, Mary Tyler Moore. 1527 01:20:47,640 --> 01:20:50,440 I Love Lucy, Taxi, which was, 1528 01:20:50,440 --> 01:20:52,360 Taxi was I probably shouldn't have been watching, 1529 01:20:52,360 --> 01:20:54,280 but I love Taxi. 1530 01:20:54,280 --> 01:20:55,840 Yeah, all that stuff. 1531 01:20:55,840 --> 01:20:57,200 I don't think, do they have that for you guys? 1532 01:20:57,200 --> 01:20:59,520 Yeah, there was Nick at Night when I was growing up, 1533 01:20:59,520 --> 01:21:01,520 and it was like the George Lopez show. 1534 01:21:01,520 --> 01:21:02,600 Oh, dang, that's incredible. 1535 01:21:02,600 --> 01:21:04,080 Lowrider, Full House. 1536 01:21:04,080 --> 01:21:04,920 What else was on there? 1537 01:21:04,920 --> 01:21:05,760 Full House. 1538 01:21:05,760 --> 01:21:08,200 I can't remember the names of the shows, 1539 01:21:08,200 --> 01:21:09,440 but I remember watching them. 1540 01:21:09,440 --> 01:21:10,280 Okay, okay. 1541 01:21:10,280 --> 01:21:11,800 Friends was on there. 1542 01:21:11,800 --> 01:21:12,760 Oh my God. 1543 01:21:12,760 --> 01:21:15,160 Now SpongeBob is on there, which is weird. 1544 01:21:15,160 --> 01:21:16,880 Well yeah, I mean the older episodes, 1545 01:21:16,880 --> 01:21:19,800 because they got some crazy shit in those, man. 1546 01:21:19,800 --> 01:21:20,640 They really do. 1547 01:21:20,640 --> 01:21:21,680 Maybe I'm getting old. 1548 01:21:21,680 --> 01:21:25,920 Yeah, I would watch, like, 1549 01:21:25,920 --> 01:21:28,800 or listen to my grandpa's CDs, his comedy CDs. 1550 01:21:28,800 --> 01:21:30,200 We'd listen to them together. 1551 01:21:30,200 --> 01:21:31,440 But they were all clean comics, 1552 01:21:31,440 --> 01:21:32,960 but they were hilarious, man. 1553 01:21:32,960 --> 01:21:35,560 Hilarious, like those storytelling, 1554 01:21:35,560 --> 01:21:36,760 not everything's funny, 1555 01:21:36,760 --> 01:21:39,720 but it leads up to this big, goofy punchline, 1556 01:21:39,720 --> 01:21:42,040 and it's just in your face kind of slapstick stuff. 1557 01:21:42,040 --> 01:21:43,280 But I love that. 1558 01:21:43,280 --> 01:21:45,360 I still listen to those. 1559 01:21:45,360 --> 01:21:47,760 So you like, you read a lot. 1560 01:21:47,760 --> 01:21:48,920 Yeah. 1561 01:21:48,920 --> 01:21:50,320 Stephen King, your favorite? 1562 01:21:50,320 --> 01:21:51,160 Yeah. 1563 01:21:51,160 --> 01:21:53,240 Yeah, what's your favorite book by Stephen? 1564 01:21:53,240 --> 01:21:54,080 Or series? 1565 01:21:54,080 --> 01:21:58,360 Well, it's the whole Dark Tower series, 1566 01:21:58,360 --> 01:21:59,720 the Gunslinger series, yeah. 1567 01:21:59,720 --> 01:22:01,680 You didn't like when they made the movie? 1568 01:22:01,680 --> 01:22:02,520 No. 1569 01:22:02,520 --> 01:22:05,360 A lot of people did not like that. 1570 01:22:05,360 --> 01:22:07,360 It was a bad movie. 1571 01:22:07,360 --> 01:22:11,160 But Stephen King movies, I like thinner. 1572 01:22:11,160 --> 01:22:12,000 Thinner was good. 1573 01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:13,320 Thinner was good, right? 1574 01:22:13,320 --> 01:22:14,640 Kujo. 1575 01:22:14,640 --> 01:22:16,360 Kujo was fucking awesome. 1576 01:22:16,360 --> 01:22:19,360 What's the high, with the cars and shit? 1577 01:22:19,360 --> 01:22:20,200 Christine. 1578 01:22:20,200 --> 01:22:21,040 Christine was good. 1579 01:22:21,040 --> 01:22:21,880 No, not Christine. 1580 01:22:21,880 --> 01:22:22,880 I have. 1581 01:22:22,880 --> 01:22:23,720 Oh, Maximal Overdrive? 1582 01:22:23,720 --> 01:22:24,680 Maximal Overdrive. 1583 01:22:24,680 --> 01:22:25,520 Yeah. 1584 01:22:25,520 --> 01:22:28,800 So that wasn't, I don't think that came from a book. 1585 01:22:28,800 --> 01:22:30,400 It might have came from a short story, 1586 01:22:30,400 --> 01:22:33,200 but yeah, I think it was a short story of his. 1587 01:22:33,200 --> 01:22:35,240 But that movie, it was so funny. 1588 01:22:35,240 --> 01:22:38,960 It just got totally panned by the critics when it came out. 1589 01:22:38,960 --> 01:22:40,640 And I still watch that once in a while. 1590 01:22:40,640 --> 01:22:41,480 Have you ever seen it? 1591 01:22:41,480 --> 01:22:41,920 Yeah. 1592 01:22:41,920 --> 01:22:42,400 What's it called? 1593 01:22:42,400 --> 01:22:43,320 Maximum Overdrive? 1594 01:22:43,320 --> 01:22:45,680 It's whenever, is it all electronics? 1595 01:22:45,680 --> 01:22:46,280 Yeah, all electronics. 1596 01:22:46,280 --> 01:22:48,760 All electronics turn against everybody. 1597 01:22:48,760 --> 01:22:50,280 Oh, that'd be good. 1598 01:22:50,280 --> 01:22:51,800 It probably still holds up. 1599 01:22:51,800 --> 01:22:52,880 I haven't seen it in a while. 1600 01:22:52,880 --> 01:22:56,720 Yeah, I remember that great, yes, dude, the truck. 1601 01:22:56,720 --> 01:22:58,560 Dude, and they just come after you. 1602 01:22:58,560 --> 01:23:00,560 I think they're stuck in a diner. 1603 01:23:00,560 --> 01:23:02,000 Yeah, it's a gas station diner. 1604 01:23:02,000 --> 01:23:04,520 Gas station diner, dude, it was good. 1605 01:23:04,520 --> 01:23:05,800 Have you ever seen Thinner? 1606 01:23:05,800 --> 01:23:08,000 Is that the one where the guy keeps stepping on the scale 1607 01:23:08,000 --> 01:23:11,040 and he gets closer and closer to zero? 1608 01:23:11,040 --> 01:23:11,800 Yeah. 1609 01:23:11,800 --> 01:23:13,800 God, he gets a hex put on him. 1610 01:23:13,800 --> 01:23:15,720 Yeah, he gets cursed, yeah. 1611 01:23:15,720 --> 01:23:18,600 And I know that that's my favorite one. 1612 01:23:18,600 --> 01:23:20,400 I might be thinking of something else. 1613 01:23:20,400 --> 01:23:23,840 I think it's called Elevation or Elevate or something. 1614 01:23:23,840 --> 01:23:27,080 But my favorite Stephen King is 1922. 1615 01:23:27,080 --> 01:23:30,520 The short story and they made a movie about it on Netflix. 1616 01:23:30,520 --> 01:23:31,240 That's good. 1617 01:23:31,240 --> 01:23:32,480 It's really good. 1618 01:23:32,480 --> 01:23:34,120 1922, dude, that's good. 1619 01:23:34,120 --> 01:23:37,880 They're in a raw area there in a cornfield. 1620 01:23:37,880 --> 01:23:38,800 This isn't a spoiler. 1621 01:23:38,800 --> 01:23:40,840 It happens within the first five minutes of the movie, 1622 01:23:40,840 --> 01:23:42,280 or maybe not the first five minutes. 1623 01:23:42,280 --> 01:23:44,200 But the son and the dad, they end up 1624 01:23:44,200 --> 01:23:46,960 killing the mom because she's like a bitch. 1625 01:23:46,960 --> 01:23:49,320 And the guilt just eats away at them, 1626 01:23:49,320 --> 01:23:50,920 and they start hallucinating and stuff. 1627 01:23:50,920 --> 01:23:51,640 It's really good. 1628 01:23:51,640 --> 01:23:55,840 This was on Netflix, one of the few good Netflix originals. 1629 01:23:55,840 --> 01:23:57,840 The short story is really good, too. 1630 01:23:57,840 --> 01:23:59,320 It was really good. 1631 01:23:59,320 --> 01:24:00,080 What's that? 1632 01:24:00,080 --> 01:24:00,920 The lawn mowing. 1633 01:24:00,920 --> 01:24:02,400 Oh, dude, the lawn mowing. 1634 01:24:02,400 --> 01:24:03,080 That was nice. 1635 01:24:03,080 --> 01:24:04,560 Jeff Faye. 1636 01:24:04,560 --> 01:24:06,520 Yeah, yeah. 1637 01:24:06,520 --> 01:24:08,200 That was his best movie, I think. 1638 01:24:08,200 --> 01:24:08,760 Really? 1639 01:24:08,760 --> 01:24:11,640 Yeah. 1640 01:24:11,640 --> 01:24:14,520 I think I need to watch that again. 1641 01:24:14,520 --> 01:24:16,480 I haven't seen Lawn Mowing Man in so long. 1642 01:24:16,480 --> 01:24:17,680 But I remember those two. 1643 01:24:17,680 --> 01:24:19,600 That dude was in everything in the late 80s. 1644 01:24:19,600 --> 01:24:20,920 Yeah, he was. 1645 01:24:20,920 --> 01:24:24,040 That is not what I thought it was going to look like. 1646 01:24:24,040 --> 01:24:25,400 It's like that Owen Wilson movie. 1647 01:24:25,400 --> 01:24:26,560 I forgot what they called it. 1648 01:24:26,560 --> 01:24:29,880 That's the one that Stephen King sued to have his name removed. 1649 01:24:29,880 --> 01:24:30,400 For real? 1650 01:24:30,400 --> 01:24:30,880 Yeah. 1651 01:24:30,880 --> 01:24:31,360 Yeah. 1652 01:24:31,360 --> 01:24:31,840 Yeah. 1653 01:24:31,840 --> 01:24:32,840 Oh my gosh. 1654 01:24:32,840 --> 01:24:33,680 So is that dad, dude? 1655 01:24:33,680 --> 01:24:35,640 Damn. 1656 01:24:35,640 --> 01:24:37,160 Look at those graphics over there, dude. 1657 01:24:37,160 --> 01:24:38,520 Let me click on that one real quick. 1658 01:24:38,520 --> 01:24:40,520 What the? 1659 01:24:40,520 --> 01:24:41,840 Like, place this in town. 1660 01:24:41,840 --> 01:24:44,720 There's one out, and this came out probably six or seven 1661 01:24:44,720 --> 01:24:46,200 years ago called Cell. 1662 01:24:46,200 --> 01:24:49,160 And it's got, um. 1663 01:24:49,160 --> 01:24:50,320 The J-Lo? 1664 01:24:50,320 --> 01:24:54,920 It's got, um, what's the guy's name? 1665 01:24:54,920 --> 01:24:59,800 He was in Say Anything, the one with the boombox. 1666 01:24:59,800 --> 01:25:00,280 Cusack. 1667 01:25:00,280 --> 01:25:00,920 Right here. 1668 01:25:00,920 --> 01:25:01,520 This right here. 1669 01:25:01,520 --> 01:25:03,000 John Cusack and. 1670 01:25:03,000 --> 01:25:03,600 Sam. 1671 01:25:03,600 --> 01:25:04,680 Samuel L. Jackson. 1672 01:25:04,680 --> 01:25:06,280 Samuel L. Jackson. 1673 01:25:06,280 --> 01:25:08,720 And so that movie got panned. 1674 01:25:08,720 --> 01:25:09,880 I thought it was pretty good. 1675 01:25:09,880 --> 01:25:12,440 So I like really bad horror movies anyway. 1676 01:25:12,440 --> 01:25:15,800 So I'll watch the ones on Tubi and all that kind of shit. 1677 01:25:15,800 --> 01:25:16,880 Oh, shit. 1678 01:25:16,880 --> 01:25:17,440 You go deep. 1679 01:25:17,440 --> 01:25:18,760 But this movie was OK. 1680 01:25:18,760 --> 01:25:24,200 But the book, Stephen King wants to remove himself from it 1681 01:25:24,200 --> 01:25:26,880 because this is after the accident, 1682 01:25:26,880 --> 01:25:29,040 and he was on drugs really bad. 1683 01:25:29,040 --> 01:25:31,880 So he got hooked on the pain pills and stuff like that. 1684 01:25:31,880 --> 01:25:34,560 And he wrote this while he was on pain pills. 1685 01:25:34,560 --> 01:25:37,040 So he hates the book. 1686 01:25:37,040 --> 01:25:38,440 So therefore, he hates the movie. 1687 01:25:38,440 --> 01:25:43,520 But I thought it was a pretty good book. 1688 01:25:43,520 --> 01:25:45,040 And the movie was good, too. 1689 01:25:45,040 --> 01:25:46,200 I'm going to take that out. 1690 01:25:46,200 --> 01:25:48,400 I don't know if you guys have seen this, but this was, 1691 01:25:48,400 --> 01:25:50,480 Brandon, you probably know what I'm talking about. 1692 01:25:50,480 --> 01:25:52,120 Epic rap battles of history. 1693 01:25:52,120 --> 01:25:52,720 Oh, man. 1694 01:25:52,720 --> 01:25:53,760 Have you guys heard of this? 1695 01:25:53,760 --> 01:25:54,640 I've heard of it. 1696 01:25:54,640 --> 01:25:55,720 It's a YouTube channel. 1697 01:25:55,720 --> 01:25:59,800 It was super famous for my generation. 1698 01:25:59,800 --> 01:26:02,480 They would take two people from throughout history, 1699 01:26:02,480 --> 01:26:05,680 and they would freestyle rap battle against each other. 1700 01:26:05,680 --> 01:26:07,960 And it would be people pretending to be them. 1701 01:26:07,960 --> 01:26:11,200 It was Stephen King versus Edgar Allan Poe. 1702 01:26:11,200 --> 01:26:13,560 And Edgar Allan Poe shit on Stephen King 1703 01:26:13,560 --> 01:26:15,960 for one of those movies. 1704 01:26:15,960 --> 01:26:18,720 And it was hilarious. 1705 01:26:18,720 --> 01:26:19,480 You'll love it, Dom. 1706 01:26:19,480 --> 01:26:20,000 Trust me, man. 1707 01:26:20,000 --> 01:26:21,880 Look, 54 million views, dude. 1708 01:26:21,880 --> 01:26:22,800 Damn. 1709 01:26:22,800 --> 01:26:24,440 Those are Super Bowl numbers, man. 1710 01:26:24,440 --> 01:26:25,560 Wow. 1711 01:26:25,560 --> 01:26:26,800 Yeah, I'll have to check that out. 1712 01:26:26,800 --> 01:26:32,160 Because I like, like, they do something else like this. 1713 01:26:32,160 --> 01:26:34,280 Like with superheroes or like a- 1714 01:26:34,280 --> 01:26:36,440 The death battle where they fight or- 1715 01:26:36,440 --> 01:26:37,760 Oh, come on, injustice? 1716 01:26:37,760 --> 01:26:38,840 Celebrity death match. 1717 01:26:38,840 --> 01:26:39,720 Oh, shit. 1718 01:26:39,720 --> 01:26:41,080 I remember those days. 1719 01:26:41,080 --> 01:26:43,160 These videos are very well made. 1720 01:26:43,160 --> 01:26:44,000 They're hilarious. 1721 01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:47,080 The raps, like, they go deep cuts. 1722 01:26:47,080 --> 01:26:50,080 My favorite is Marilyn Monroe versus Cleopatra, 1723 01:26:50,080 --> 01:26:52,520 because it's the most random shit. 1724 01:26:52,520 --> 01:26:55,280 But it's just really good writing. 1725 01:26:55,280 --> 01:26:56,240 That's really cool. 1726 01:26:56,240 --> 01:26:57,200 I'll check that out. 1727 01:26:57,200 --> 01:26:57,960 All right, Scott. 1728 01:26:57,960 --> 01:26:59,560 This is the end of the episode. 1729 01:26:59,560 --> 01:27:03,120 When you see Ghostly Muhammad Ali, 1730 01:27:03,120 --> 01:27:04,960 that means it's time to wrap it up. 1731 01:27:04,960 --> 01:27:06,640 What is the- it's the black and white Muhammad Ali. 1732 01:27:06,640 --> 01:27:09,800 Yeah, this is Target exclusive limited edition 1733 01:27:09,800 --> 01:27:11,680 black and white Muhammad Ali. 1734 01:27:11,680 --> 01:27:12,440 There's two versions. 1735 01:27:12,440 --> 01:27:13,280 You got the colored one, 1736 01:27:13,280 --> 01:27:14,920 and then you got the black and white 1737 01:27:14,920 --> 01:27:16,400 when he beat Sonny Liston. 1738 01:27:16,400 --> 01:27:17,240 I got that. 1739 01:27:17,240 --> 01:27:18,440 We don't say colored. 1740 01:27:18,440 --> 01:27:22,760 Oh, no. 1741 01:27:22,760 --> 01:27:23,720 Outdated me. 1742 01:27:23,720 --> 01:27:24,400 Well, paint it. 1743 01:27:24,400 --> 01:27:25,240 Paint it. 1744 01:27:25,240 --> 01:27:25,880 Paint it. 1745 01:27:25,880 --> 01:27:27,560 I guess you're black, so you can say that. 1746 01:27:27,560 --> 01:27:30,040 Yes. 1747 01:27:30,040 --> 01:27:32,960 What's funny is that Brandon's the most likely to join 1748 01:27:32,960 --> 01:27:34,080 a white nationalist group. 1749 01:27:34,080 --> 01:27:36,080 No. 1750 01:27:36,080 --> 01:27:37,200 Yeah, you get tricked. 1751 01:27:37,200 --> 01:27:38,000 You get tricked. 1752 01:27:38,000 --> 01:27:42,160 They say we have the WWE Network, and he got weed. 1753 01:27:42,160 --> 01:27:43,600 I'd be like, how much weed is that? 1754 01:27:43,600 --> 01:27:44,880 Yeah, they have that. 1755 01:27:44,880 --> 01:27:47,360 I remember when you people knew your place. 1756 01:27:47,360 --> 01:27:51,000 And he's talking to his dad. 1757 01:27:51,000 --> 01:27:52,000 Oh, my God. 1758 01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:56,520 Oh, good. 1759 01:27:56,520 --> 01:27:58,000 All right, so what you're going to do right now, 1760 01:27:58,000 --> 01:28:00,040 anything you got- this will be out on next Monday. 1761 01:28:00,040 --> 01:28:00,480 OK. 1762 01:28:00,480 --> 01:28:02,760 Anything you got coming up, your socials, 1763 01:28:02,760 --> 01:28:04,880 anything you want them to follow right in that camera right 1764 01:28:04,880 --> 01:28:05,120 there. 1765 01:28:05,120 --> 01:28:06,800 Hi. 1766 01:28:06,800 --> 01:28:11,320 I've got socials, and I'm going to be on a show. 1767 01:28:11,320 --> 01:28:13,120 Thanks. 1768 01:28:13,120 --> 01:28:15,120 I'm going to be at the pizza place, Grimaldi's, 1769 01:28:15,120 --> 01:28:17,320 on the 29th of this month. 1770 01:28:17,320 --> 01:28:22,040 And I've got, I guess my Instagram is what I do the most. 1771 01:28:22,040 --> 01:28:26,280 And that is I've changed the name four times. 1772 01:28:26,280 --> 01:28:27,840 And I think it's, what is it? 1773 01:28:27,840 --> 01:28:30,160 Scott Curtis' skits? 1774 01:28:30,160 --> 01:28:32,360 Or? 1775 01:28:32,360 --> 01:28:36,080 It's Instagram is Open Mic Diaries. 1776 01:28:36,080 --> 01:28:37,840 It used to be, but now it's changed. 1777 01:28:37,840 --> 01:28:41,400 Scott Comedy Skits. 1778 01:28:41,400 --> 01:28:42,640 Scott Comedy Skits. 1779 01:28:42,640 --> 01:28:44,280 I'm still going to do Open Mic Diaries, 1780 01:28:44,280 --> 01:28:46,440 but I haven't recorded one of those in a long time. 1781 01:28:46,440 --> 01:28:49,600 And I only do what I want to do now. 1782 01:28:49,600 --> 01:28:53,480 So I am so glad I don't podcast anymore. 1783 01:28:53,480 --> 01:28:56,680 I am so glad. 1784 01:28:56,680 --> 01:28:58,520 I miss it so little. 1785 01:28:58,520 --> 01:29:02,320 And I've got probably $3,000 worth of podcast equipment 1786 01:29:02,320 --> 01:29:04,400 sitting there doing not a whole lot. 1787 01:29:07,280 --> 01:29:09,120 We might have to invest with you, Scott. 1788 01:29:09,120 --> 01:29:11,000 You could don't. 1789 01:29:11,000 --> 01:29:12,000 A joint venture. 1790 01:29:12,000 --> 01:29:12,600 Yeah, yeah. 1791 01:29:12,600 --> 01:29:14,480 Hell yeah, man. 1792 01:29:14,480 --> 01:29:15,840 Hey, thank you so much for coming on. 1793 01:29:15,840 --> 01:29:16,560 This was a blast. 1794 01:29:16,560 --> 01:29:17,280 Yeah, it was a lot of fun. 1795 01:29:17,280 --> 01:29:18,080 Really good time. 1796 01:29:18,080 --> 01:29:18,560 Thank you. 1797 01:29:18,560 --> 01:29:19,320 Thank you so much. 1798 01:29:19,320 --> 01:29:23,520 I like you guys slightly more than we did at the beginning. 1799 01:29:23,520 --> 01:29:25,520 Very slightly. 1800 01:29:25,520 --> 01:29:26,160 Don't stop them. 1801 01:29:26,160 --> 01:29:27,200 Don't stop them. 1802 01:29:27,200 --> 01:29:30,160 All right, so this is where we're going to do the, like, 1803 01:29:30,160 --> 01:29:30,760 it's over. 1804 01:29:30,760 --> 01:29:32,560 That episode is going to be over right now. 1805 01:29:32,560 --> 01:29:35,000 But right now, where we do the beef. 1806 01:29:35,000 --> 01:29:35,880 Yeah, the beef. 1807 01:29:35,880 --> 01:29:38,880 I want to see if like, we'll do something like, 1808 01:29:38,880 --> 01:29:40,880 you say, don't cut me off. 1809 01:29:40,880 --> 01:29:42,080 I'm trying to make this shit. 1810 01:29:42,080 --> 01:29:42,560 You know what I'm saying? 1811 01:29:42,560 --> 01:29:43,360 Something like that. 1812 01:29:43,360 --> 01:29:43,880 Yeah. 1813 01:29:43,880 --> 01:29:44,280 Yeah, yeah. 1814 01:29:44,280 --> 01:29:44,840 OK. 1815 01:29:44,840 --> 01:29:45,320 OK. 1816 01:29:45,320 --> 01:29:47,520 And then you guys, like, hey, guys, chill out. 1817 01:29:47,520 --> 01:29:49,000 Me and Brandon just look at each other. 1818 01:29:49,000 --> 01:29:49,520 The fuck? 1819 01:29:49,520 --> 01:29:50,200 Yeah. 1820 01:29:50,200 --> 01:29:50,680 OK. 1821 01:29:50,680 --> 01:29:51,160 OK. 1822 01:29:51,160 --> 01:29:51,960 I can do that. 1823 01:29:51,960 --> 01:29:54,200 Yeah, so then I wrote that Edibles joke. 1824 01:29:54,200 --> 01:29:55,040 You remember that? 1825 01:29:55,040 --> 01:29:55,920 I love that joke. 1826 01:29:55,920 --> 01:29:58,520 I love that. 1827 01:29:58,520 --> 01:30:02,680 So do you want me to finish a story on this shit or what? 1828 01:30:02,680 --> 01:30:04,200 He was just saying he loved the joke. 1829 01:30:04,200 --> 01:30:05,720 Yeah, he was just trying to help you, man. 1830 01:30:05,720 --> 01:30:08,040 Yeah, but when I'm in the middle of a thought, 1831 01:30:08,040 --> 01:30:12,120 I am trying to say what I need to say. 1832 01:30:12,120 --> 01:30:15,320 And you're, oh, I love that shit. 1833 01:30:15,320 --> 01:30:16,320 What's up with you, JJ? 1834 01:30:16,320 --> 01:30:17,400 That's encouragement, man. 1835 01:30:17,400 --> 01:30:18,720 Yeah, you're trying to do this in the pocket. 1836 01:30:18,720 --> 01:30:20,080 I'm going to ask you some stuff. 1837 01:30:20,080 --> 01:30:20,880 Trying to just be. 1838 01:30:20,880 --> 01:30:21,880 Support. 1839 01:30:21,880 --> 01:30:22,560 Be fucking fun. 1840 01:30:22,560 --> 01:30:25,280 So you guys aren't going to let me talk then? 1841 01:30:25,280 --> 01:30:27,400 I drove all the way out here from South Huntsville, 1842 01:30:27,400 --> 01:30:28,720 and you're not going to let me talk? 1843 01:30:28,720 --> 01:30:30,120 I knew it was going to be like this. 1844 01:30:30,120 --> 01:30:31,840 You can talk, but I mean, shit, man. 1845 01:30:31,840 --> 01:30:32,720 Come on. 1846 01:30:32,720 --> 01:30:34,440 It's your interview, man. 1847 01:30:34,440 --> 01:30:35,640 Yeah, it's my interview. 1848 01:30:35,640 --> 01:30:38,040 So what I want you to do is interview me. 1849 01:30:38,040 --> 01:30:40,760 So what you do, this is how podcasts work. 1850 01:30:40,760 --> 01:30:44,840 You ask a question, and then you allow the guests 1851 01:30:44,840 --> 01:30:46,720 to actually answer the question. 1852 01:30:46,720 --> 01:30:48,320 All right, I got a question for you, man. 1853 01:30:48,320 --> 01:30:49,680 Without stepping a fuck on their stuff. 1854 01:30:49,680 --> 01:30:50,360 Hey, calm down. 1855 01:30:50,360 --> 01:30:51,760 Why are you being such an asshole? 1856 01:30:51,760 --> 01:30:52,520 That's my question. 1857 01:30:52,520 --> 01:30:54,920 Why am I being an asshole? 1858 01:30:54,920 --> 01:30:58,000 Why would you have me here if you're not going to let me talk? 1859 01:30:58,000 --> 01:31:00,760 We were nice enough to invite you on the fucking pod. 1860 01:31:00,760 --> 01:31:02,240 If you want to do the pod your way, 1861 01:31:02,240 --> 01:31:03,760 then do your fucking podcast. 1862 01:31:03,760 --> 01:31:06,920 Yeah, your third rate comedy translates 1863 01:31:06,920 --> 01:31:09,640 to this fucking shitty podcast. 1864 01:31:09,640 --> 01:31:12,920 No, and the open mic dialogue was hilarious. 1865 01:31:12,920 --> 01:31:14,240 It's not supposed to be hilarious. 1866 01:31:14,240 --> 01:31:16,080 It's supposed to be teaching. 1867 01:31:16,080 --> 01:31:17,160 Teaching comedy. 1868 01:31:17,160 --> 01:31:19,600 We filled out everything for your writer, man. 1869 01:31:19,600 --> 01:31:22,240 All I asked for was silly putty, and you guys 1870 01:31:22,240 --> 01:31:24,200 didn't even give me that shit. 1871 01:31:24,200 --> 01:31:26,800 Whatever. 1872 01:31:26,800 --> 01:31:29,160 I'm thinking about quitting comedy anyway, 1873 01:31:29,160 --> 01:31:31,760 because you three seem to show up everywhere. 1874 01:31:31,760 --> 01:31:33,840 Well, we're going to keep showing up, buddy. 1875 01:31:33,840 --> 01:31:35,520 And you're always fucking walking out. 1876 01:31:35,520 --> 01:31:36,920 You're always looking at me. 1877 01:31:36,920 --> 01:31:37,880 Yeah. 1878 01:31:37,880 --> 01:31:41,560 But like I'm some kind of a freak just because I'm old. 1879 01:31:41,560 --> 01:31:42,560 Come on, man. 1880 01:31:42,560 --> 01:31:43,440 I'm an old soul. 1881 01:31:43,440 --> 01:31:44,800 That doesn't make sense. 1882 01:31:44,800 --> 01:31:45,920 I'm out. 1883 01:31:45,920 --> 01:31:48,040 Oh, OK, you're going to walk out? 1884 01:31:48,040 --> 01:31:49,360 Walk down in the middle of the show? 1885 01:31:49,360 --> 01:31:50,440 The first fucking walk out. 1886 01:31:50,440 --> 01:31:51,280 Come on, man. 1887 01:31:51,280 --> 01:31:52,640 Come fuck you. 1888 01:31:52,640 --> 01:31:53,600 Fuck you. 1889 01:31:53,600 --> 01:32:03,400 Unbelievable.