1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 This week on Clown College. 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:08,880 And these guys know there's a 20% chance that it's going to be Chris Hansen and they're 3 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:12,400 still willing to gamble it. 4 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:15,320 Still willing to do it knowing 20% chance. 5 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:18,760 If there was a 20% chance that plane was crashing, would you get on that fucking hill? 6 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:19,760 Not even a chance. 7 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:22,000 I don't care if it was full of hot whores and Russian pros. 8 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:23,000 No way. 9 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:24,000 Well, okay, now you're putting it like that. 10 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,000 Yeah, man. 11 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:26,000 You're putting it like that is maybe working. 12 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:31,840 I mean like. 13 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:33,760 This is the Clown College podcast. 14 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:37,480 We're just a couple open micers trying to make our way through the scene. 15 00:00:37,480 --> 00:00:41,320 Where we interview comedians throughout different stages of their comedy career, no matter if 16 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:45,000 they're open micers, headliners or traveling comedians. 17 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,000 I'm here too. 18 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,000 Jamie 2.0. 19 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,720 I just talk a lot more. 20 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:49,720 Damn it, Brandon. 21 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:53,760 Go sit in the corner. 22 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:54,760 We're having fun. 23 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:55,760 Yeah. 24 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:56,760 We're having fun. 25 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:57,760 Until 27. 26 00:00:57,760 --> 00:00:58,760 27? 27 00:00:58,760 --> 00:00:59,760 I think. 28 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:00,760 Nice, dude. 29 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:04,480 What's that like fucking 200 in dog years, man? 30 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:05,480 Roundabout. 31 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:07,080 I have no clue. 32 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:08,080 What is dog years? 33 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:11,320 Okay, seven years is like every seven years or something. 34 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:12,320 So seven times two. 35 00:01:12,320 --> 00:01:13,320 Every one year. 36 00:01:13,320 --> 00:01:14,320 Every one. 37 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:16,120 For a human is seven years for a dog. 38 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:17,120 Yes, my bad. 39 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:18,840 Every one year is seven years for a dog. 40 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:19,840 Okay, okay. 41 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:20,840 It sucks. 42 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:21,840 It really does. 43 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:24,840 Hey, you guys notice that Brandon is clean shaving right now? 44 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:25,840 Yeah. 45 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:26,840 Oh my gosh. 46 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:27,840 Be smooth. 47 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:28,840 I'm a new man. 48 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:32,040 I'm really smooth now with my face. 49 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:34,000 So that's how we rolling. 50 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,840 He was playing a pedophile hunter? 51 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:37,840 Yeah. 52 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:38,840 Or a... 53 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:39,840 Bait. 54 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:40,840 Bait. 55 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:41,840 Pedophile bait in the new... 56 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:42,840 He's the chum. 57 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:44,840 We were trying to trick him like a chameleon. 58 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:47,840 He is experienced. 59 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:52,840 When we thought of this kid, dude, who else could pull off that job? 60 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:53,840 Nobody else. 61 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:57,840 It was almost like he was born for that role, man. 62 00:01:57,840 --> 00:01:58,840 I appreciate it. 63 00:01:58,840 --> 00:01:59,840 Definitely raised for it. 64 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:04,920 You say candy, he says how high. 65 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:06,920 He does have a candy lot in there. 66 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:07,920 Oh yeah. 67 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:09,840 I'm addicted to candy, man. 68 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:10,840 Top three candies, Brandon. 69 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:14,880 Top three candy, side pass kids, Reese's, and then if you go over there, you're going 70 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:17,880 to get that Yolk Peppermint Mints patties. 71 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:20,880 Go over where exactly? 72 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:23,720 It's like you want to get a little spicy up in there, a little classy. 73 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:24,720 What did you say your first two were? 74 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:25,720 Side pass kids and Reese's. 75 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:26,720 Oh God. 76 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:27,720 Eminem's a good team. 77 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:28,720 Those are terrible to me. 78 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:29,720 We don't mix them. 79 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:30,720 Yeah. 80 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:31,720 It's not mixing. 81 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:32,720 Oh no, no. 82 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:36,280 But he was like, Yolk Peppermint patties are a classy candy. 83 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:41,040 The only people who I've ever seen eat Yolk Peppermint patties are people who look like 84 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:45,160 their breath would stink and they didn't brush them that day and that's why they ate that, 85 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:46,160 dude. 86 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:47,160 My family. 87 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:50,160 And people trying to entice kids. 88 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:53,160 That does make sense that you'd fall for it. 89 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:55,760 And they eat them naturally. 90 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:58,880 I haven't even seen a Yolk Peppermint patty in the wild in years. 91 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:00,560 I'm talking my decades. 92 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:02,120 They won't be around forever. 93 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:03,120 Right? 94 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:04,120 Yeah. 95 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:05,120 I haven't seen them. 96 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:06,120 I haven't seen one. 97 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:07,120 They're in those little silver packages. 98 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:08,120 Yeah. 99 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:10,480 I know what they are, but I'm just saying I'm down thinking about it. 100 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:11,480 Haven't seen a Yolk Peppermint patty. 101 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:12,480 I mean, we know. 102 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:13,480 Or Klondike bar. 103 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:14,480 Yeah. 104 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:15,800 No, I was just thinking that. 105 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:17,760 They got rid of the Choco Taco, man. 106 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:19,840 A few years back. 107 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:20,840 Was that Klondike too? 108 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:21,840 Yeah. 109 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:22,840 Yeah, I think so. 110 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:23,840 I mean, look at that. 111 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:24,840 That's great. 112 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:25,840 And I get you out. 113 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:26,840 I get you out. 114 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:27,840 And first of all, dude, it's called Klond Lesbian now, okay? 115 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:28,840 They switched up. 116 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:29,840 So I'm fucking... 117 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:30,840 Definitely Rose. 118 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:37,640 I was going to call you a fascist, but that's not what it is. 119 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:38,640 What the fuck? 120 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:39,640 What? 121 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:40,640 Look at this right here. 122 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:41,640 I look over here. 123 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:42,640 Get the... 124 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:43,640 What the fuck? 125 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:44,640 Hey, yo. 126 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:45,640 The Hungarian Negro. 127 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:46,640 What kind of shit? 128 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:47,640 I didn't know they had them over there. 129 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:48,640 It's not even black. 130 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:49,640 No, it's... 131 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:50,640 Memphal. 132 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:51,640 Just a dude. 133 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:52,640 Memphal. 134 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:53,640 It says Memphal. 135 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:54,640 It says Memphal. 136 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:55,640 Memphal. 137 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:56,640 They probably spelled it wrong. 138 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:57,640 Wild name right there. 139 00:03:57,640 --> 00:03:58,640 Good guess. 140 00:03:58,640 --> 00:03:59,640 Good guess. 141 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:00,640 That... 142 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:01,640 What a wild selection. 143 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:02,640 You said Reese's York in... 144 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:03,640 Yeah, that is it. 145 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:04,640 Sour Patch Kids. 146 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:05,640 You ever had the cereal? 147 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:06,640 Yeah, they got Sour Patch Kids cereal, man. 148 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:07,640 That sounds terrible. 149 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:08,640 Let me show you what it looks like. 150 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:09,640 In milk, man? 151 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:10,640 Yeah, dude. 152 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:11,640 Brandon, stop, dude. 153 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:12,640 Yeah, diabetes is coming, isn't it? 154 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:13,640 No, that's not even... 155 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:14,640 That's like second concern. 156 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:15,640 Yeah. 157 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:22,640 You're eating sour milk, man? 158 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:23,640 No, let me show you. 159 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:24,640 So, look, see, this is it right here. 160 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:26,640 Oh, shit, they got a Kit Kat cereal? 161 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:27,640 That just looks terrible. 162 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:28,640 That just looks like Sour Patch Kids cereal. 163 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:29,640 Yeah. 164 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:30,640 It was weird. 165 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:31,640 Gosh. 166 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:32,640 God, that looks so bad. 167 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:33,640 It looks like fucking anal beads. 168 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:34,640 Yeah, after your second bowl, you didn't realize. 169 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:35,640 It's because it tastes like ass, dude. 170 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:36,640 Oh, shit, then the pizza up there, that was the best one. 171 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:37,640 That's still the best. 172 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:38,640 Like, have you ever seen those... 173 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:39,640 Pizza? 174 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:40,640 No, Peeps. 175 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:41,640 Oh. 176 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:42,640 Oh, my God. 177 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:45,640 Not Peeps, I said Peeps. 178 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:50,000 If you ever see these, definitely go out there and get them. 179 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,000 They're really good. 180 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,000 Like, I'm obsessed. 181 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,000 Well, that kind of looks like Captain Crunch. 182 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,000 I was going to say Marshmallow. 183 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,000 Isn't that just like the Lucky Charms? 184 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,000 Yeah. 185 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,000 Not the... 186 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,000 Yeah. 187 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,000 Or these, too. 188 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,000 That's a gender reveal party. 189 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,000 Oh, yeah, you never know. 190 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,000 Whichever is the last Marshmallow determines the kid. 191 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,000 I like that. 192 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,000 NBC will pick that up. 193 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,000 Yeah. 194 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:13,040 Get out of here. 195 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:16,880 So, with that, we got Jack here. 196 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:17,880 Is that weed? 197 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:18,880 I'm sorry. 198 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:21,880 Is that weed in the top left in the shopping section? 199 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:22,880 The Oregon Flower. 200 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:23,880 It's a sponsor. 201 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:24,880 Stormy Daniels. 202 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:25,880 Okay. 203 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:26,880 What the fuck is going on? 204 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:28,880 That's the strain of Stormy Daniels. 205 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:29,880 I like that. 206 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:31,840 Let's get some of that, dude. 207 00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:32,840 Tastes like piss. 208 00:05:32,840 --> 00:05:35,000 I'm like, why is that popping up? 209 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,000 I guess it does make sense if you eat cereal. 210 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:40,000 Okay, so they predicted who I am because of this cereal. 211 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,000 They're like, this is like a stoner. 212 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,000 That's bullshit. 213 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,000 All right, I'm sorry. 214 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,000 I didn't mean to interrupt, dude. 215 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,000 I know this is your podcast. 216 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,000 Let's have the fuck up. 217 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:53,920 I said, if you ever watch the pod and you wonder who does all that crazy intel, it's 218 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:55,280 this guy right here. 219 00:05:55,280 --> 00:05:56,280 Our secret weapon. 220 00:05:56,280 --> 00:05:57,280 We got damn Jack Duff. 221 00:05:57,280 --> 00:05:58,280 Outside of one week. 222 00:05:58,280 --> 00:05:59,280 Outside of what? 223 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:00,280 One week. 224 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:01,280 Oh, yeah, yeah. 225 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:03,720 We got some ribbiting stuff on that baby. 226 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:06,120 Yeah, all six of those bullet points, dude. 227 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:07,560 Half of them were right. 228 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:08,560 I want this to be known. 229 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:11,400 I said, hey guys, we got to tackle this as a team. 230 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:13,400 You want to know how many things JJ wrote down? 231 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:14,400 Zero. 232 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:15,840 How many things Brandon wrote down? 233 00:06:15,840 --> 00:06:16,840 You wrote down like three or four? 234 00:06:16,840 --> 00:06:17,840 I wrote like three or four. 235 00:06:17,840 --> 00:06:18,840 I got three or four. 236 00:06:18,840 --> 00:06:19,840 I was like, yeah, I couldn't find it. 237 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:20,840 It was hard to find shit. 238 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:24,720 JJ does look like he would be in the group and take all the credit. 239 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:25,720 For sure. 240 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:26,720 That's what he did. 241 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:27,720 First of all. 242 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,680 And then talk shit about the person who actually filed something. 243 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:32,960 There were six bullets on the fucking thing. 244 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:35,960 So if Brandon did four of them, that means you only wrote down two things. 245 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:36,960 No, I didn't write down Brandon. 246 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:40,760 I thought Brandon was going to ask him questions because he had the thing. 247 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:41,760 But he never asked. 248 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:44,760 I should have done that. 249 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:46,240 Oh my gosh, man. 250 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:47,760 I mean, you had them on your phone. 251 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:50,280 I was like, I was like, get up. 252 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:51,280 Blank. 253 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:52,280 But we grow and we learn. 254 00:06:52,280 --> 00:06:53,280 Yeah. 255 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:55,400 I guess we grow and we learn just like this Stormy Daniels right here. 256 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:58,120 I prefer more of a conversational style. 257 00:06:58,120 --> 00:06:59,120 Yeah. 258 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:01,320 I like to explore my guests. 259 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:03,800 Oh man, that's good. 260 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:04,800 I appreciate that. 261 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:05,800 Sexually. 262 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:06,800 Ask David Lyonham. 263 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:08,800 Who's our guest today? 264 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:09,800 Hell yeah. 265 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:10,800 Hell yeah. 266 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:11,800 Here he is. 267 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:12,800 Oh man. 268 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:13,800 Hold up. 269 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:14,800 There you go. 270 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:15,800 There you go. 271 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:16,800 Drama. 272 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:17,800 Drama. 273 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:20,560 You'll find out more about that later. 274 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:22,400 Yes you will. 275 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:26,640 One thing that David Lyonham told me once that he didn't talk about in his section of the 276 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:32,760 podcast was when we went down to do Ghost Train, he was telling a story about a dildo 277 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:37,000 that they would put on the front of their tour bus that was like two feet long. 278 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:42,600 They called it the Gut Wrecker or something like that. 279 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:46,720 And they would ride into town with the gut buster on the front of the bus, dude. 280 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:47,720 Solid. 281 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:48,720 Yeah. 282 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:49,720 That's really cool. 283 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:50,720 So that's what he's going to be like. 284 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:51,720 Just let everybody else know. 285 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:52,720 That's how you get that attention, man. 286 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:53,720 You put it right there. 287 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:54,720 People are going to look. 288 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:55,720 They're like, wow, that's a big one. 289 00:07:55,720 --> 00:08:07,200 I just love when Brandon talks and then they just stare at us. 290 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:13,720 We were talking earlier this week about have you ever been to a gay club? 291 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:19,280 Not one that advertised itself as a gay club, but one that was like just a lot of gay people 292 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:20,280 went to. 293 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:28,440 That's basically what Huntsville had like in the late 2010s was there was it was by 294 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:30,040 the train tracks. 295 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:36,400 There was a club that was just a regular club, but it became a gay club because that's who 296 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:37,400 attended it. 297 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:39,800 OK, OK, because we were talking about it. 298 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:42,880 I first I went to a gay club. 299 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:45,000 And I went there. 300 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:52,240 I'd explain all of that because I did go there a couple of times, but it wasn't gay when 301 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:55,760 I went. 302 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:59,600 Because I was like back in the day, my brother, like, hey, let's go. 303 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:00,600 We live in San Antonio. 304 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:02,320 Let's go to this gay bar. 305 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:03,320 It's really fun. 306 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:04,840 I was like this back when I was homophobic. 307 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:06,720 And so I was like, I'm not going. 308 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:07,720 I'm not going. 309 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:08,960 I'm not going to a fucking gay bar. 310 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:09,960 Right. 311 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:13,640 And first of all, if you guys are looking at me weird, everybody was in this time. 312 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:18,240 It was fashionable from a small town and black people don't like gays. 313 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:19,620 And that's all I was around. 314 00:09:19,620 --> 00:09:20,620 But now I'm not. 315 00:09:20,620 --> 00:09:21,620 So that's all that matters. 316 00:09:21,620 --> 00:09:24,520 But so so that I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm not going to a gay bar. 317 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:26,840 A couple of months go by, he's like, all right, let's go out. 318 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:30,560 We went out and I'm like, dude, this fucking place is fun as shit. 319 00:09:30,560 --> 00:09:31,560 We're all out there. 320 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:34,840 We're dancing and I'm talking to these like three chicks. 321 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:36,920 I'm doing good. 322 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:38,320 And then he comes up and he grabs me. 323 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:41,040 He's like, I just want to tell you that this is a gay bar. 324 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:45,120 I don't think those were, you know, handmade chicks. 325 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:49,400 And then and then so so then I like I like look around. 326 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:52,800 And it was like, like, you know, when like your eyes, like you take your sunglasses off 327 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:56,160 and there was like rainbow stuff everywhere and literally right behind me, there was a 328 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:59,000 guy with his shirt off dancing aggressively on a pole. 329 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:04,000 I was like, oh, but it was a it was a good time. 330 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,800 I go like they know how to party. 331 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:06,800 All right. 332 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:07,800 That's good. 333 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:08,800 Stayed there for the rest of the night. 334 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:09,800 Had a great time. 335 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:10,800 Oh, it is a good. 336 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:11,800 Yes, though. 337 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:12,800 I did. 338 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:13,800 All right, dude. 339 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:18,280 So when I was I was like 19, I went to Panama City Beach and I went to this bar called the 340 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:19,280 Splash Bar. 341 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:20,600 I'm pretty sure it's still open. 342 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:23,040 It's like it is a gay bar. 343 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:25,040 Like everybody knows it's a gay bar. 344 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:29,840 And I went there with my girlfriend at the time and we had an awesome time. 345 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:32,240 Like there was this lady having her bridesmaid party. 346 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:34,560 They were buying us drinks all night. 347 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:35,560 We were partying. 348 00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:36,560 It was super fun. 349 00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:37,560 Ton of people there. 350 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:42,560 So the next year I go with all my dude friends and I'm like, guys, listen, we got to go to 351 00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:44,280 this place called the Splash Bar. 352 00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:45,440 It's a gay bar. 353 00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:48,560 But they were like you, their homophobic after it wasn't fashionable anymore. 354 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:55,760 Shout out Blake and Josh and Hunter, dude, if you're still alive. 355 00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:57,300 Yeah. 356 00:10:57,300 --> 00:10:59,560 So I I hype it up to them. 357 00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:01,240 They're like, dude, it is a gay bar, though. 358 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:02,960 And I'm like, bro, trust me. 359 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:03,960 Tons of fun. 360 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:06,200 We get there and there's an outside portion. 361 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:08,480 We pay 20 bucks each to get in. 362 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:10,860 There's like maybe five people out there. 363 00:11:10,860 --> 00:11:15,120 Then we go inside and there's maybe 10 people in there. 364 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:21,160 And two of them are these two black dudes standing up on the bar, identical twins, completely 365 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:24,400 butt ass naked, shaking their dicks on the bar. 366 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:29,360 And my friends, I don't think they've gotten over it yet. 367 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:33,920 We stayed for maybe five minutes, which is long enough to get the pattern down. 368 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:36,640 That's so funny. 369 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:43,440 I will say Blake, Josh, Hunter and JJ is definitely the first names of a 1990s boy band. 370 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:49,080 Hunter is actually Mexican, dude. 371 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:50,080 Oh, shit. 372 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:51,080 Yeah. 373 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:52,080 Is he? 374 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:53,080 Yeah. 375 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:54,080 Hunter. 376 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,080 Yeah. 377 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:56,080 Mexican. 378 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:57,080 Yeah. 379 00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:58,080 That's a wild name for a Mexican. 380 00:11:58,080 --> 00:11:59,080 White dad. 381 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:00,080 Oh, OK. 382 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:01,080 OK. 383 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:02,080 OK. 384 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:03,080 Yeah. 385 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:08,080 I'm glad you looked it up. 386 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:09,080 Yeah. 387 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:10,200 It was an orange beach? 388 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:11,320 I guess it might be. 389 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:12,840 I don't think that's it, man. 390 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:13,840 Oh, damn. 391 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:14,840 It was in Panama City. 392 00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:15,840 Panama City. 393 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:16,840 Let's say Panama. 394 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:17,840 Oh, my gosh. 395 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:18,840 Panama. 396 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:19,840 That's it. 397 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:20,840 The splash bar. 398 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:21,840 Oh, shit. 399 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:22,840 Fuck yeah, dude. 400 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:23,840 Dude, that looks like a good time. 401 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:24,840 Look how many people are there. 402 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:26,480 That looks like a good time. 403 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:27,480 Let's go. 404 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,000 Dude, it was awesome the first time. 405 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,440 I guess I just went on a slow day. 406 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:33,640 That dude has his shirt off in the lower right corner. 407 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:34,640 That might be me, dude. 408 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:35,640 I'm glad you had a good time. 409 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:36,640 Three years ago. 410 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:37,640 It lines up. 411 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:40,160 There's multiple guys with their shirts off. 412 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,160 Oh, wow. 413 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:43,120 And I swear to God, when I was at this bar. 414 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:45,080 Well, I can't say it, but you see it. 415 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:46,080 What? 416 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:47,080 Jack sees it. 417 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:48,080 Look in the middle, dude. 418 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:49,080 Oh, I see it. 419 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:50,080 I see it. 420 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:51,080 Bro, how could you not? 421 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:52,080 Yeah. 422 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:53,080 I like that. 423 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:54,080 Is that a Spider-Man costume, too? 424 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:55,080 I think I see a Aladdin costume, too. 425 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:56,080 Shoot. 426 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:57,080 That one shoots webs out of his cock. 427 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,080 It's right there. 428 00:12:58,080 --> 00:12:59,080 We're out of his ass, I guess. 429 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:07,720 Well, if you're homophobic, go to a... 430 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:08,720 Only when he farts, dude. 431 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:11,720 That is 90% of our fan base. 432 00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:16,320 But if you go, it'll make you not be homophobic anymore. 433 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:18,440 They have a good time. 434 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:21,000 And I love all gay people. 435 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,560 Lesbians I'm friends with the most. 436 00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:26,160 Throughout my whole life, me and lesbians get along, dude. 437 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:29,200 Oh, I thought you meant like I'm friends with most of them. 438 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:31,600 No, no, no. 439 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:35,280 Usually if I come in contact with lesbians, we're always cool. 440 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:36,880 We just get each other. 441 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:37,880 Yeah. 442 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:38,880 That's good. 443 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:39,880 I don't know why. 444 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:40,880 I'm gonna chill. 445 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:41,880 Cool. 446 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:42,880 We're always cool. 447 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:46,480 And they usually like to drink a lot. 448 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:47,480 We have fun. 449 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:52,480 What else are we talking about, guys? 450 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:58,520 I'm gonna tell you what we can talk about. 451 00:13:58,520 --> 00:13:59,520 What? 452 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:06,880 We can talk about how I got the news recently that sadly the boxcar is gone. 453 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:07,880 Oh, man. 454 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:08,880 RIP, man. 455 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:10,880 I'm really gonna miss it. 456 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:12,920 Well, I really wanted to come check it out. 457 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:16,840 I got to check it out once, but now I was sending Get Ready to Go More, and now it's 458 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:17,840 gone. 459 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:19,560 And you know, hosting Black Panther, Hidden Dragon. 460 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:21,560 I'm definitely gonna miss that spot. 461 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:24,080 Rest in peace, Boxcar Bar and Grill. 462 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,720 Let's have a moment of silence. 463 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:27,280 Yeah, let's have a moment of silence. 464 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:30,080 Brandon, if you would like to say a few words. 465 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,080 Okay. 466 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:34,080 We're gonna preach. 467 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:36,040 Did you talk to your moment of silence? 468 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:37,040 Oh, shit. 469 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:38,040 Hold on. 470 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:39,040 Wait a minute. 471 00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:40,040 You can't say that. 472 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:41,040 All right. 473 00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:42,040 Here we go. 474 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:43,040 Amen. 475 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:44,040 Amen. 476 00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:45,040 Amen. 477 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:54,480 You're not gonna say any words, man? 478 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:55,480 Just a few. 479 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:56,480 Just a few words. 480 00:14:56,480 --> 00:15:01,640 You know, thank you for all you have done, and we will miss you. 481 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:06,800 We love you, and we're always here for you. 482 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:09,720 And all these nice guys in front of me, we're all very sad. 483 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:10,720 Look at their faces. 484 00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:12,800 Look how sad they look. 485 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:15,480 And yeah, we're very sad. 486 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,560 And we're gonna, yeah. 487 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:19,800 Here's a little, this is not for a joke. 488 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:24,560 This is like, you know how you do a laugh and you get like a little, this is what we 489 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:26,440 used to hear in the bar. 490 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:28,080 You know what I mean when you hear a good laugh? 491 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:30,080 But instead of doo-doo, it was laster. 492 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:32,920 And we're gonna miss that. 493 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:33,920 It's beautiful, Brett. 494 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:34,920 Thank you. 495 00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:35,920 Fucking beautiful. 496 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:36,920 Did you clap at a funeral? 497 00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:37,920 All right. 498 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:38,920 Eulogenizing is in the future. 499 00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:45,920 Oh dude, he can fucking do my funeral, man. 500 00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:47,680 You can do my wedding too. 501 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:48,680 I appreciate it. 502 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:52,160 Oh my God, that would be the best wedding of all time. 503 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,760 That would be crazy. 504 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:55,160 Officiating the wedding? 505 00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:56,440 Oh my gosh, man. 506 00:15:56,440 --> 00:16:01,360 Dude, I would be preparing like how many, two weeks, I would definitely months in advance, 507 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:02,360 man. 508 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:04,160 I'd be writing pages and shit. 509 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:05,160 I'd be like getting some research. 510 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:08,720 I'd be asking, you feel, I'd be like, we gotta get some research on this guy. 511 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:09,720 What is it? 512 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:10,720 Somebody you've known your entire life. 513 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:11,720 I know, but I'd be like, we gotta get deeper. 514 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:12,720 We gotta get deep, deep. 515 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:13,720 I feel you. 516 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:25,200 Okay, I don't like how I got lower with that, but you know what I mean. 517 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,720 So what we got going on this week? 518 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,320 Something big. 519 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:31,280 Yes, we do. 520 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:32,280 Yes, we do. 521 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:35,400 Oh, dude, I'm about to get to the eighth gym on Pokemon. 522 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:40,080 I'm about to defeat Claire's bitch ass dragon type Pokemon. 523 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:41,080 Jesus Christ. 524 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:44,240 You're like 500 hours in. 525 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:45,240 How is that all year? 526 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:48,280 Dude, because I like to take my time. 527 00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:50,400 Okay, I like to talk to every person. 528 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:51,760 I want to catch every Pokemon. 529 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:54,800 I don't care if I have 35 of this fucking Squirtle, dude. 530 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,240 I need more. 531 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:58,400 Which are starting lineup looking like? 532 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:03,560 Right now, oh, well, we've got an HM slave, which if you know Pokemon, you know what that 533 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:04,560 means, dude. 534 00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:05,680 A Forsy. 535 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:09,680 That's all my HMs that get me to break the rocks, surf, fly. 536 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:13,840 For some reason, you can ride a fucking piece of coral into the sky in Pokemon, dude. 537 00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:15,560 It doesn't make any sense. 538 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:18,640 Feraligatr, I named him Fang, dude. 539 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:21,640 Got a Crobat, call him Wingdings. 540 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:25,200 And then my Golem, his name is Robert. 541 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:27,200 What the fuck? 542 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,680 And then the Pseudo-Woodo that they make you catch. 543 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:30,680 Pseudo-Woodo? 544 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:31,680 What is that? 545 00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:32,680 He's a tree. 546 00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:33,900 He's a tree that punches people. 547 00:17:33,900 --> 00:17:35,520 He likes to fight. 548 00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:36,520 He's a tree. 549 00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:37,520 So like, my type. 550 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:38,520 An Int. 551 00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:39,520 Yeah. 552 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:40,520 Okay. 553 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:41,520 Yeah. 554 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:42,520 I don't know what you're talking about. 555 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,520 Yeah, I was like, that was a different length. 556 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:44,520 I got to get into this game. 557 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:45,520 Shit's tied, dude. 558 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:48,520 Defeated Whitney's Mill Tank, notoriously the hardest fight. 559 00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:49,520 Do you know what he's talking about? 560 00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:50,520 Pokemon? 561 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:51,520 In early stage of a Pokemon game. 562 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:52,520 Yeah, sort of. 563 00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:54,080 I mean, I played it, but I don't remember these things that he said. 564 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:56,680 He's like two generations past where we were. 565 00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:57,680 Oh, okay. 566 00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:58,680 Okay, okay. 567 00:17:58,680 --> 00:17:59,680 He's like Gen Z. 568 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:00,680 Gen Z Pokemon. 569 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:01,680 Yeah. 570 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:04,320 Well, it's Johto. 571 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:05,600 It's second region. 572 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,440 It's a remake of an older game. 573 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:10,360 The ones that came out right after Red and Green. 574 00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:12,680 Hit up Jonathan Silver if you need a link. 575 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:13,920 Oh yeah, dude. 576 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:15,720 He airdropped me all the files, man. 577 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:16,720 He's fucking got them. 578 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:17,720 I need them. 579 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:18,720 Help me out. 580 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:19,720 Shout out to Homegrown. 581 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:22,720 They had, JJ was on it. 582 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:23,720 What? 583 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:24,720 Nothing, dude. 584 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:25,720 I sneezed. 585 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:32,120 JJ, Dan Price, Men, and Alex Z Headline. 586 00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:33,600 It was a good show. 587 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:34,800 I brought some friends out. 588 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:35,960 They had a good time. 589 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:40,760 I asked Dom's friend's brother, F.E.A. pussy right in front of her, and she didn't like 590 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:41,760 that very much. 591 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:42,760 Did he? 592 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:43,760 He did. 593 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:45,120 He said he gave the right answer. 594 00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:49,800 I got the room to give him a round of applause, but that's not enough for some people, dude. 595 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:54,160 I'm telling you, man, white women can't fucking stand them. 596 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:59,040 I'm clipping this out, getting a show to do it. 597 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:02,080 I can't say her name. 598 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:04,080 They have families and such. 599 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:05,080 Happy Mother's Day. 600 00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:07,560 Don't want to be associated with this. 601 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:08,560 Happy Mother's Day. 602 00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:09,560 Fuck you. 603 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:10,560 Oh yeah, it is Mother's Day. 604 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:11,560 Yes, it is. 605 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:12,560 Happy Mother's Day. 606 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:14,120 How did we not bring that up, dude? 607 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:16,120 Shout out to all the good moms out there. 608 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:17,120 Hell yeah. 609 00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:18,480 Fuck you to all the bad ones. 610 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:21,160 I tell you to go suck a dick, but you probably already are. 611 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,960 Damn, that is true. 612 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:25,960 No, I get what he's saying, man. 613 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:28,920 Because there could be some bad moms out there. 614 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,920 Not every mom is a good mom, dude. 615 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:33,640 Yeah, but there's some bad ones out there actually doing what he's saying. 616 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:36,240 But he's saying you probably already are, and you said that is true. 617 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:37,240 Wait, probably already. 618 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:38,240 Okay, hold on. 619 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:39,240 Brandon's mom. 620 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:43,480 No, no, wait, wait, probably already are what? 621 00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:44,480 Sucking dick. 622 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:46,200 Okay, no, no, no, no. 623 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:47,200 So what? 624 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:50,200 I thought he was talking about the bad moms. 625 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:51,200 So I saw it. 626 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,200 That's what I thought. 627 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,200 That's what you talking about. 628 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,200 Yeah, like in the bathroom or something. 629 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,200 I was like, they might be, you never know. 630 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:58,280 I don't know if my mom would be considered a good mom or a bad mom. 631 00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,280 She was okay. 632 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:00,280 There's mid moms, dude. 633 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:01,280 Yeah, mid moms. 634 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,280 My mom overachieved. 635 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:03,280 She was a 16 year old mom. 636 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:04,280 Damn, damn, dude. 637 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:05,280 Raised me. 638 00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:06,280 Overachiever. 639 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,280 Fuck yeah. 640 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:08,280 And now she's a doctor. 641 00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:13,280 Not like one of those doctors that makes money. 642 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:14,280 Doctors, doctors. 643 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:15,280 Still a PhD. 644 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,280 Hell yeah. 645 00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:17,280 All right, applause. 646 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:18,280 Jack's mom. 647 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:23,280 Her accomplishments, not for her son. 648 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:26,280 Happy Mother's Day. 649 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:29,280 Hell yeah. 650 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:32,280 To mothers. 651 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:34,280 To mothers. 652 00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:36,280 Hell yeah. 653 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:39,280 Fucking Coors Light. 654 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:43,280 That's what good mothers drink. 655 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:48,280 The least severe cases of fetal alcohol syndrome come from Coors Light. 656 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,280 With those mountains turning blue. 657 00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:53,280 All right, well that's all we got for today. 658 00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:55,280 That went by fast. 659 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,280 What is big this week? 660 00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:58,280 There's some. 661 00:20:58,280 --> 00:20:59,280 Yeah, I'm sorry guys. 662 00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:00,280 You really forgot. 663 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:02,280 I thought you were fucking around. 664 00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:03,280 What? 665 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:04,280 You really forgot? 666 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,280 No, I knew, but I wanted to do the Pokemon joke. 667 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:08,280 I thought it was going to be funnier than it was. 668 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:09,280 It went on for too long. 669 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:10,280 I knew I was wrong. 670 00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:11,280 I liked it. 671 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:12,280 I knew I was wrong. 672 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,280 I forgot I was surrounded by old people, dude. 673 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:15,280 Not for me, man. 674 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:16,280 I just got to get into it. 675 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:21,280 Yeah, but you have your own thing going on, dude. 676 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,280 All right. 677 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:24,280 Being the fucking best, dude. 678 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:25,280 Oh, thank you. 679 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:27,280 Thank you. 680 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,280 The live show, Kill It Glimps. 681 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,280 We sold 12 tickets. 682 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:33,280 12 tickets, a lot of ads, 12 tickets. 683 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:34,280 Please come out, guys. 684 00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:35,280 Please. 685 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,280 If you're out there, we need you. 686 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:38,280 It's going to be fun. 687 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:40,280 We just shot the skit. 688 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:42,280 And I will say, that's definitely our best skit. 689 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:44,280 Dude, this skit is actually really good. 690 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:45,280 It's so good. 691 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:47,280 Dan Price is the cop. 692 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:48,280 Oh my God. 693 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:49,280 Kills it. 694 00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:50,280 On Falling in the Grave. 695 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:51,280 On Falling in the Grave. 696 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:52,280 I got to put that in the... 697 00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:53,280 I got to put that in the... 698 00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:54,280 The blooper reel. 699 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:55,280 Yeah, the blooper reel. 700 00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:58,280 On Falling in the Grave, and then Brandon's the bait. 701 00:21:58,280 --> 00:21:59,280 Yeah. 702 00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:00,280 Or his dumb sidekicks. 703 00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:04,280 And then went just exactly as you thought it was. 704 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:06,280 And we have a surprise pedophile. 705 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:07,280 Yes, we do. 706 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:08,280 Oh, yeah. 707 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:09,280 Surprise pedophile casted. 708 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:10,280 It's the ones you least suspect. 709 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:11,280 Or most suspect. 710 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:16,280 I was going to say, if you've seen them, probably most suspect. 711 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:20,280 All right, guys. 712 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:22,280 This week's featured comedian. 713 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:27,280 I told my wife I was coming up here to do Four Minutes tonight. 714 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,280 She goes, make sure you do Four Minutes. 715 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:32,280 Don't do 30 seconds and call it Four Minutes. 716 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:38,280 She's a bitch, you know? 717 00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:46,280 People think Four Minutes isn't a long time, but you've never fucked my wife, you know? 718 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:47,280 Dude, this is cool. 719 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:48,280 I like this setup. 720 00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:52,280 You got a switcher that switches all these... 721 00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:53,280 So I do it at post. 722 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:54,280 In post. 723 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:55,280 That's what we do. 724 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:56,280 Every camera's hot. 725 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:57,280 We go back and post. 726 00:22:57,280 --> 00:23:01,400 And they've got this software that grabs it, and when you start talking, it knows what 727 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:02,400 camera to go to. 728 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:04,480 So there's really not much to clean up. 729 00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:06,280 Our producer wrote software that does this. 730 00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:07,280 Oh, shit. 731 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:08,280 What the fuck? 732 00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:10,280 Y'all writing it in the house code? 733 00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:15,120 Yeah, it memorizes your voice, and it's like some AI thing, and it memorizes your voice, 734 00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:17,480 and as soon as you start talking, it cuts to you. 735 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:24,960 So he just, I mean, unless somebody says something terrible, he has to go back and take it out. 736 00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:27,520 We usually leave the terrible stuff in, but... 737 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:28,520 Yeah. 738 00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:29,520 Yeah. 739 00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:30,520 No, no, we'll cut it out. 740 00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:31,520 Well, we don't have a career to lose yet. 741 00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:32,520 Right. 742 00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:41,520 It'll be real bad in about being generous five years when we have a thousand subscribers. 743 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:42,520 Almost there. 744 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:43,520 We got 300 or something? 745 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:44,520 Yeah. 746 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:46,520 It's a lot of noise out there, dude. 747 00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:47,520 Oh, yeah. 748 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:48,520 True. 749 00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:49,520 True. 750 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:50,520 JJ. 751 00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:51,520 Yes? 752 00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:52,520 We got a special guest today, don't we? 753 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:53,520 We do. 754 00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:54,520 We do, man. 755 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:55,520 We're rolling. 756 00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:56,520 You are kidding, huh? 757 00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:57,520 Oh, yeah. 758 00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:58,520 We're awesome. 759 00:23:58,520 --> 00:23:59,520 We get up in there, dude. 760 00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:02,440 Yeah, this is our third out of towner in a month. 761 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:05,440 After having none for 25 episodes. 762 00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:12,440 Yeah, this guy, he's one of the hardest working people in the Alabama comedy scene. 763 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:19,320 He runs the comedy break-in brand of show productions, The Sandbar in Orange Beach. 764 00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:20,320 Let's go. 765 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:22,520 Ghost Train, Velma's in Trussville. 766 00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:23,520 Those. 767 00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:24,520 There's some other ones. 768 00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:28,440 Hacking Forth, which is coming to Shenanigans August 24th. 769 00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:29,440 That's right. 770 00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:30,440 Oh, shit. 771 00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:32,440 I can't wait for you all to be a part of that. 772 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:33,440 Oh, man. 773 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:34,440 You know we're coming out. 774 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:35,440 Anything you need. 775 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:36,440 We're coming out. 776 00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:37,440 Y'all get it. 777 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:40,920 Part of that show is when you have, a lot of comics will go out there and bomb on purpose 778 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:45,440 so we can come out of the gate and be like, man, we wanted to kill ourselves during your 779 00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:46,440 set. 780 00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:47,440 Because we're all buddies. 781 00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:48,440 And the crowd doesn't know that. 782 00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:49,920 They just think we hate each other. 783 00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:50,920 Yeah. 784 00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:51,920 It's what's so funny. 785 00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:53,440 They're like, oh my God, that's what everybody was thinking. 786 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:55,800 But we're like, man, it's like wrestling. 787 00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:59,360 After the match, we all go out and get a beer afterwards. 788 00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:00,360 It's a fun show. 789 00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:02,320 And I got some good jokes that'll bomb. 790 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:03,320 Yeah. 791 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:07,960 I've been building a catalog of them myself for nine, ten months. 792 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:10,160 That's when we got to cash in our agreement, dude. 793 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:13,080 Do you remember the agreement we made about the jokes we're going to use? 794 00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:14,080 Yeah, I got you. 795 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:16,360 We have, each of us have a joke that doesn't work. 796 00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:19,280 But like, not only does it not work, it turns the entire room. 797 00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:20,280 Oh, yeah. 798 00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:21,280 Oh, it soles the mood. 799 00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:22,280 It'll all people. 800 00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:24,320 So we said we're going to do it on the same show. 801 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:25,320 That'll be it. 802 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,320 That'll be the show, dude. 803 00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:27,320 It's so much fun. 804 00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:30,560 The reason I love this show is it makes comics better. 805 00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:32,120 You see them every week at mics. 806 00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:35,440 They're just robotic and they tell their jokes and they don't ever go well. 807 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:38,080 And you're like, what is this guy's real life like? 808 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:42,700 Well, we force them over the mic to open up and we see them. 809 00:25:42,700 --> 00:25:46,080 It's not crowd work, but it's kind of like them dipping their toes in it. 810 00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:50,560 And you really get to see some of these guys really are funny, but they're just not themselves 811 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:51,560 on stage. 812 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:53,800 They're trying to be a comedian when they tell these jokes. 813 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:56,320 They don't know about pausing or building tension and releasing. 814 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:57,320 None of that. 815 00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:59,520 But you get a look at their real personality. 816 00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:01,440 And this shows like it showcases it. 817 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,240 And I don't care if it makes a dime. 818 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:05,000 Like it helps comic so much. 819 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,160 And people make fun of it. 820 00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:09,080 Of course, first time people see it, they're like, oh, what is this kill phony? 821 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,080 What is this dollar store? 822 00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:14,360 But we only take one aspect of that show and do it. 823 00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:15,460 And even that we change it. 824 00:26:15,460 --> 00:26:17,600 We don't spend 15 minutes talking to you. 825 00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:20,280 None of us have a career that's worth 15 minutes. 826 00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:23,440 So it's like, what are we going to unpack? 827 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:26,360 And so we'll spend like two minutes and we move it along. 828 00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:28,920 And if somebody does good, we just move it along anyway. 829 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,640 So the next comic can ride that wave. 830 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:32,320 Hey, I love it. 831 00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:33,960 We're doing like a similar. 832 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:38,720 We got a live show on the 17th and we're doing like half of it is like pod. 833 00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:39,880 It's a lot of pod. 834 00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:41,400 And then we'll have some skits. 835 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:46,440 And then after that, we were doing bucket pulls with two minutes to stand up and then 836 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:47,760 interview. 837 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:49,760 And then they get the pies in the face because we're clowns. 838 00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:50,760 Yeah, that's great. 839 00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:54,000 There's no telling how many comics on the scene want to be on this podcast anyway. 840 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,640 They're probably looking forward to it as an opportunity to be on the show. 841 00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:57,640 Yeah. 842 00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,800 And it'll be straight and we're going to use that for the episode. 843 00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:01,380 It'll be next episode. 844 00:27:01,380 --> 00:27:05,400 So we're going to use that for the episode and clean it up and have the audio and all 845 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:06,400 that shit really good. 846 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:08,280 Who's the audio engineer for that? 847 00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:10,400 Well, Kim just has a session. 848 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:15,960 And so Kim has a the mixer and I just put the SD card in there. 849 00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:18,440 You have a crowd mic to pick up laughter. 850 00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:19,440 Yeah. 851 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:22,880 And then we'll have Alex's mic has the boom mic attached to it. 852 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:28,480 The shotgun mic and we'll I'll get back in between those and get the crowd noise in there. 853 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:29,480 Yeah. 854 00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:33,840 We're thinking about making a podcast out of it, but it's so hard to do because some 855 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:35,920 comics are like, I don't want, you know, this is shit. 856 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:36,920 I'm working on, man. 857 00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:37,920 I take this serious. 858 00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:41,160 And I was like, yeah, but because I want to make a promo video. 859 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:45,480 The problem is all of our back and forths with the comics, we reference their set. 860 00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:49,360 And if their set's not a part of it, then what we're saying is not as funny out of 861 00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:50,360 context. 862 00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:51,360 Okay. 863 00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:53,920 We reference something they said in the two minute mark in their set. 864 00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:56,440 And if you didn't hear their set, it's like, what are they even talking about? 865 00:27:56,440 --> 00:28:01,480 So but we've talked to comics and are like, if we get a good interaction and we have to 866 00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:05,160 release your set, we'll just ask them, Hey, can we release this set as promo to get this 867 00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:06,480 show out there on the road? 868 00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:10,320 That way you might can have a gig on a Friday or Saturday when you don't have a gig. 869 00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:11,320 Yeah. 870 00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:13,400 And then whenever they release a set, people think it's like burning material. 871 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:14,400 Well, really it's not. 872 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:18,080 No, you know, the people is going to is getting you, like you said, it's going to get you 873 00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:20,840 spots and then you know, you can do the same material. 874 00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:23,160 It's not like everybody in the room is going to know that one joke. 875 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:26,160 And even if they do, people come to it like the machine. 876 00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:30,440 People still want to hear that ridiculous ass story over every time he closes with it. 877 00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:34,640 I'm like, who in this crowd has not heard this damn story, but it's not about that. 878 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:35,960 They love it and want to hear it. 879 00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:39,360 And so if you have a killer joke in your set, there's just two ways of looking at it. 880 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:40,360 And you're right. 881 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:43,600 That is one of them is to, you know, who cares at this stage? 882 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:47,680 If somebody liked your joke, you should be really happy that anybody liked it. 883 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:49,240 Because I hate all my material. 884 00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:53,680 As soon as I get it down and it's tight and I like it and I'm like, oh man, why can't 885 00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:55,080 I write something that's not filthy? 886 00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:59,480 Why is everything I could be about dumb jokes and dick jokes? 887 00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:03,920 My wife's dad came to the show last night and I was like, oh my God, half my sets about 888 00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:04,920 fucking his daughter. 889 00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:05,920 This is crazy. 890 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:11,800 And he's front row center and I just couldn't deliver it the way I like to deliver it because 891 00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:12,800 he's up there. 892 00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:16,160 I can just see him shaking his head like it was miserable. 893 00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:20,000 And I don't want to, I want to be flexible enough to be able to do a clean set. 894 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,000 Like as a challenge. 895 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,000 Yeah. 896 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,000 You know, I'm trying to work on it. 897 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,000 It is a challenge. 898 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:28,200 It is like you got to get like, um, observational comedy, you know, a little bit something like 899 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:29,200 that too. 900 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,200 Yes. 901 00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,800 To, uh, to, but our brains are programmed to go towards our dick. 902 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:33,800 That's what makes us laugh. 903 00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:34,800 I know. 904 00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:35,800 That's the problem. 905 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:39,200 And you know, what really made me want to do it is going and seeing Nate Barghazi last 906 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,200 night. 907 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:45,000 I was like, man, look at how effortless it is for him and look what he did. 908 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:48,440 He sold out a seven o'clock show, 18,000 seats, sold it out. 909 00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:52,400 I went to the three o'clock show and I've been there countless times to see bill Burr 910 00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:54,080 and people like that. 911 00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:57,560 And he had almost half of the upper deck full filled. 912 00:29:57,560 --> 00:30:00,640 So he almost sold out the second show at three PM. 913 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:02,880 Do you know how much cheese that is guys? 914 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:08,520 I bet you he's like, you can have them dicks jokes, son. 915 00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:09,520 I'll be up here. 916 00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:10,520 Yeah. 917 00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:15,080 And then everybody can go to his show and love it even if you do like dig jokes and 918 00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:16,080 all that shit. 919 00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:17,080 His shit is still funny. 920 00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:18,080 It's gold. 921 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:19,080 It's gold. 922 00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:20,080 His dad murdered too. 923 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:21,080 His dad was up there. 924 00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:22,080 Yeah. 925 00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:23,080 The magician. 926 00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:24,080 Oh yeah. 927 00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:25,760 He brought his dad for this one and he does very little magic. 928 00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:26,760 He's just funny. 929 00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:29,600 Walk around the stage and really it's mostly bits. 930 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:33,760 His only magic trick he does is at the very end and everybody claps for him. 931 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:34,760 He kills man. 932 00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:36,800 His dad is great as a comic. 933 00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:38,320 I don't think he's ever done it. 934 00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:42,600 I think the biggest thing he's ever done is like a 15, 20 minute set, but he killed his 935 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:43,600 dad was great. 936 00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:44,600 Damn. 937 00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:45,600 It's wild, dude. 938 00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:47,720 I cannot imagine doing standup with my dad. 939 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:48,720 That's for sure. 940 00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:49,720 Oh, I know. 941 00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:50,720 We'd be canceled immediately. 942 00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:53,720 Because of how your dad is. 943 00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:55,640 He's wild as shit. 944 00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:56,640 He's wild. 945 00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:57,640 Tell him how he sleeps. 946 00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:58,640 Oh, okay. 947 00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:01,960 So my dad sleeps fully clothed and I'm not talking about like. 948 00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:03,520 Like pass out fully clothed. 949 00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:04,520 Shoes on. 950 00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:05,520 Like a soldier, dude. 951 00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:06,520 Like a fucking soldier. 952 00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:12,640 Right on his back and when I say fully clothed, I mean he has like extra clothes on with a 953 00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:14,920 hat and sunglasses every night. 954 00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:15,920 That's why. 955 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:16,920 Just like lay in there. 956 00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:18,800 I don't ever know if he's asleep or not. 957 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:19,800 I can't tell. 958 00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:20,800 Is he just one of these? 959 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:21,800 Where did this spawn from? 960 00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:23,600 Just wanting to be able to get up and go? 961 00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:24,600 Dude, I have. 962 00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:25,600 Be at work? 963 00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:26,600 Yes. 964 00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:27,600 He's a workaholic, dude. 965 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:28,600 That's the sign of a workaholic. 966 00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:29,600 Sleeping in clothes. 967 00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:30,600 Gosh, dude. 968 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:31,600 Just always ready, man. 969 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:32,600 Yeah. 970 00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:36,160 What does he do when he wakes up every day? 971 00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:39,480 He gets a ladder, gets on top of his house with a leaf blower. 972 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,560 This is like four, four thirty in the morning. 973 00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:43,720 Blows all the leaves off his roof. 974 00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:46,700 Every morning and every night before he goes to bed. 975 00:31:46,700 --> 00:31:47,700 Every single day. 976 00:31:47,700 --> 00:31:48,700 I love him. 977 00:31:48,700 --> 00:31:50,800 Is his neighbors like really concerned? 978 00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:53,320 He's got a bit of land. 979 00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,200 There's some separation, but it's still insane. 980 00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:58,000 Is it the OCD-ness of wanting a clean roof? 981 00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,000 I think so. 982 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,000 I think so. 983 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,000 Oh yeah, it's gotta be. 984 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:04,600 So what has JJ carried from that bloodstream? 985 00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:06,560 Well, I went to his graduation, right? 986 00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:07,640 He just graduated. 987 00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:09,080 He walks like a serial killer. 988 00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:10,440 He doesn't move his arms. 989 00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:12,500 He doesn't have facial expressions. 990 00:32:12,500 --> 00:32:16,160 They might both be father and son serial killer. 991 00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:17,160 I'm not gonna say that. 992 00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:21,920 I'm not gonna be the guy that's like, yeah, me and my dad, we kill people. 993 00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:24,920 You got a neighbor you don't like? 994 00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:27,720 Slide the adieu this way, dude. 995 00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:30,120 We'll take care of him. 996 00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:31,720 That's great, man. 997 00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:35,760 That's all it tells me is that you have to, all of his weirdness, you have to have some 998 00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:36,760 of it. 999 00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:38,440 So I was like, what if your friends picked up on this? 1000 00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:41,440 You know, you're getting to be a lot like your dad and you'll get worse at it as you 1001 00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:42,440 get older. 1002 00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:43,440 Oh my gosh, dude. 1003 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:44,600 If I'm like that, shoot me, man. 1004 00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:48,680 Well, when he drives in the car, he doesn't listen to any music or anything. 1005 00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:49,680 Okay. 1006 00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:51,800 Sometimes I'll just drive. 1007 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:56,040 I drove to Auburn a couple of weeks ago, four hours there, didn't play anything. 1008 00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:57,040 You hear that? 1009 00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:58,240 Just sat there in the car. 1010 00:32:58,240 --> 00:32:59,720 I was like that playing music. 1011 00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:02,520 I'd do four hours and have, you know, in your zone the whole time. 1012 00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:06,000 When I got done with my shows, I would love silence, but it does. 1013 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:10,800 It is the sign of a serial killer who doesn't play music and prefers the silence. 1014 00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:11,800 Come on, man. 1015 00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:13,280 Who likes to be alone with their own thoughts? 1016 00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:15,720 I had to shit so bad the other day. 1017 00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:19,520 I left my phone in my room and ran to go shit and I was alone with my thoughts for three 1018 00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:20,520 minutes, dude. 1019 00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:22,280 I thought I was going to die. 1020 00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:25,840 I was screaming for somebody to throw a newspaper under the door or something. 1021 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:28,480 I was in there stuck with my own thoughts. 1022 00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:31,600 Two hours to Auburn, just like, what were you doing? 1023 00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:33,200 Writing bits in your head? 1024 00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:35,320 I do go over my sets in my head. 1025 00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:39,320 Like on the, when I did the X5 showcase, which is May 30th. 1026 00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:40,320 Yeah. 1027 00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:41,320 Yeah. 1028 00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:44,200 When I was on the way down there. 1029 00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:50,800 Just real quick, we are going to have an absolute huge, huge, huge comic at the end of the night. 1030 00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:53,760 They won't even tell me because they know my ass will get on this block. 1031 00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:57,440 Hell yeah. 1032 00:33:57,440 --> 00:34:00,960 We had Jim Norton and he had to bump to go do something else. 1033 00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:04,720 Now we've got somebody bigger than Jim Norton that's going to close the show. 1034 00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:05,720 Bigger than Jim. 1035 00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:06,720 I'm going to go down there. 1036 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,160 So like it's free tickets. 1037 00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:11,080 Listen to me when I tell you this, it's free tickets. 1038 00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:13,880 If you use promo code X5, go get them right now. 1039 00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:16,680 You will be kicking yourself in the ass if you miss this, guys. 1040 00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:17,680 At the Stardome. 1041 00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:18,680 Birmingham. 1042 00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:19,680 It's at the Stardome. 1043 00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:20,680 And the wings are good. 1044 00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:21,680 If you're fat. 1045 00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:27,160 I'm not bragging about their food, but I'll tell you, this is a big game. 1046 00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:30,800 I took a 45 minute shit for those wings. 1047 00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:31,800 Yeah. 1048 00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,480 Normally I take an hour. 1049 00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:34,920 Dude, I want to tell you about this. 1050 00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:39,240 So we do research on, on the comedians when they come on and I went to listen to your 1051 00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:40,240 song cold. 1052 00:34:40,240 --> 00:34:41,240 Oh yeah. 1053 00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:44,320 Dude, I'm telling you guys banger. 1054 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:45,720 The band name is Lionel. 1055 00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:46,720 That's right. 1056 00:34:46,720 --> 00:34:48,640 We were last in line when they were giving out band names. 1057 00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:50,080 It's all they had left. 1058 00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:51,080 Trust me. 1059 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:52,080 It's been misspelled. 1060 00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:53,080 Hymen, Lyman. 1061 00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:54,080 We have a collection. 1062 00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:55,560 We have that in the notes. 1063 00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:59,320 A collection of the misspelled band names. 1064 00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:05,000 We have a collection of posters of beer vendors and venues and pictures of like the whiskey 1065 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,680 go-go in LA with our name just butchered. 1066 00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:08,800 You can't even tell it's our name. 1067 00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:11,600 I'm surprised we moved any tickets the way they spelled it up. 1068 00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:14,680 We got line them line, man, Lyman. 1069 00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:15,680 Yeah. 1070 00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:16,680 Lionel. 1071 00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:17,680 I've heard all these dude. 1072 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:18,680 And I roll with them too. 1073 00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:21,240 If you say it like that, I'm like, yeah, that's me. 1074 00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:23,000 What's the sense of correcting it? 1075 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,920 It's spelled just like it sounds. 1076 00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:25,920 L-Y-N-A-M. 1077 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:30,640 But for some reason, trust me, if I could switch last names, I would have done it. 1078 00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:35,640 But I don't you may have to take this out and post, but we're about to announce the 1079 00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:37,160 day before that shenanigans. 1080 00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:41,400 We're doing a show at Mars Music Hall that we haven't announced yet. 1081 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:45,520 So people right now only think we're doing this arena show in British Columbia, Canada 1082 00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:48,880 at this arena out there in Kuala Lumpur. 1083 00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:50,440 We got people out here doing arenas. 1084 00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:51,440 Motherfuckers. 1085 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:52,440 Not for comedy. 1086 00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:53,440 Don't get it twisted. 1087 00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:54,440 Trust me. 1088 00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:55,440 I could clear an arena. 1089 00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:58,440 But if I'm at the top of that show. 1090 00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:00,240 But yeah, we've got that. 1091 00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:02,920 It's going to be August 23rd at Mars Music Hall. 1092 00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:06,080 We did this show last year and did 1200 tickets there. 1093 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:07,360 So damn that. 1094 00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:12,920 Let me just say what's funny about comedy, dude, is that one, the camaraderie we all 1095 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:16,160 have, like I don't have to know you all super well that we could just sit around and talk 1096 00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:17,160 for hours. 1097 00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:19,660 I always enjoyed that being in a van. 1098 00:36:19,660 --> 00:36:24,600 And when I quit playing music to do the comedy full time, which is a terrible idea. 1099 00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:27,800 If you're supporting a family out there, if you're thinking about doing that, don't do 1100 00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:28,800 it. 1101 00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:32,000 But luckily I'm able to provide for my family doing other businesses. 1102 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:37,040 So in the podcast affords me the ability to do comedy and not need the money. 1103 00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:43,560 So the thing about comedy is so funny is nobody on this scene, nobody gives a shit or even 1104 00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:44,920 knows I was in a band. 1105 00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:45,920 And I love it that way. 1106 00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:49,560 I don't want to be treated like like people treat me in the music industry. 1107 00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:54,240 I'd love to go into it because I know whether I'm funny or not, people are brutally honest. 1108 00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:56,400 They don't give a shit. 1109 00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,120 We went outside of the stardom. 1110 00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:00,000 A line of line them fan. 1111 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:03,800 This girl came up and she was like tremble and coming up to talk to me in front of the 1112 00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:04,800 other comics. 1113 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:08,640 Now I'm sitting there talking to them and she's like, oh my God, you are like my favorite 1114 00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:12,360 drummer and they they don't know anything about this past life of mine. 1115 00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:16,600 You know, and they're looking at her like this piece of shit regularly. 1116 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:19,680 And she's like, are you a fan of his? 1117 00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:21,400 And they were like, what band did you play? 1118 00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:22,680 And they start asking questions. 1119 00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:26,520 Now they are all starting to know like a year into my career in comedy. 1120 00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:31,000 And now, of course, whether they like the music or not, but they do realize that came 1121 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,520 from from something. 1122 00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:37,040 And so many people come up to me in public now are like, why did you quit doing something 1123 00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:38,960 you were so successful at to do comedy? 1124 00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:43,040 I was like, you've never gotten up in front of people and told a joke and heard a roar. 1125 00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:44,040 Yeah. 1126 00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:45,600 Once you hear that, it's like heroin, man. 1127 00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:46,600 You'll never quit. 1128 00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:47,600 You never quit. 1129 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:48,600 It'll go. 1130 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:49,600 I mean, so addicted, man. 1131 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,080 And I like to think that I've killed before. 1132 00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:52,080 I've never killed, by the way. 1133 00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:53,080 I've just gotten some pops. 1134 00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:55,600 I've gotten some laughs and that's all it took. 1135 00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:56,600 I seen you. 1136 00:37:56,600 --> 00:38:01,400 I love that you had the first time I seen you was a stand up live and you did a smasher 1137 00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:02,400 mouth joke. 1138 00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:03,400 Yeah. 1139 00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:05,240 And you looked around, you like, oh, he just died. 1140 00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:06,240 Right. 1141 00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:07,720 Oh, everybody hears a fucking smash. 1142 00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:08,720 Yeah. 1143 00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:09,720 Y'all love that song. 1144 00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:10,720 Degenerate Losers. 1145 00:38:10,720 --> 00:38:11,720 I love that song. 1146 00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:13,720 I was laughing like a little boy. 1147 00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:14,720 Yeah. 1148 00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:19,360 Dude, I mean, the first time I ever met you was in, it was at Cahaba in Birmingham. 1149 00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:22,040 And I think that was like right after we both kind of first started. 1150 00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:23,040 We started around the same time. 1151 00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:24,520 We have to be within like three or four weeks. 1152 00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:25,520 Yeah. 1153 00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:29,200 I started, started like July, around July 1st of last year. 1154 00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:30,360 Oh, yeah. 1155 00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:33,760 First show was during the pandemic, June 6th. 1156 00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:34,760 Hmm. 1157 00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:36,920 Oh, what's that? 1158 00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:37,920 My first comedy show? 1159 00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:39,320 Yeah, your first comedy show. 1160 00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:40,320 Huh. 1161 00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:41,320 June 6th. 1162 00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:42,320 Oh, oh yeah. 1163 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,240 I went up in an open mic. 1164 00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:46,240 It was the first time I went up. 1165 00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:47,240 Yeah. 1166 00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:48,240 It was in Oxford, Mississippi. 1167 00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:52,440 And we were playing a private event and they like, y'all got to be set up by seven o'clock. 1168 00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:54,280 We're doing an open mic here. 1169 00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:56,920 And everybody in the band goes, Hey, you've been talking shit for a while. 1170 00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:58,120 You want to get up and do it? 1171 00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:00,720 I sat behind my drum kit and did my whole set. 1172 00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:01,720 Oh shit. 1173 00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:03,600 And so this is how terrible it was. 1174 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:09,880 I'm embarrassed to say this, but you know, after I did a punch line on the drum set, 1175 00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:11,960 I'm so mortified at it. 1176 00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:15,120 But it did get a little bit of a pop like, Oh, that's not fair. 1177 00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:16,120 We don't get to do that shit. 1178 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:17,120 Yeah. 1179 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:18,120 Yeah. 1180 00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:26,760 It was one of those looking back, I'm mortified, but like I was, I was still comfortable doing 1181 00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:28,500 it because I was behind the kit. 1182 00:39:28,500 --> 00:39:32,840 The first time I got out in front of the kit and it was just out there. 1183 00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:34,960 It was like, I've never been on stage before in my life. 1184 00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:36,600 I was shitting blood, dude. 1185 00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:37,600 I was so nervous. 1186 00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:38,920 It's a whole nother ball game. 1187 00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:39,920 Yeah. 1188 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:42,040 And you were talking about being alone with your thoughts earlier. 1189 00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:46,760 Now you're alone with your thoughts in front of a room full of people waiting to hear them. 1190 00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:48,440 It's like crazy. 1191 00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:49,480 It's crazy to think about. 1192 00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:52,520 When you suck as a band, you can kind of be like, it's a little him. 1193 00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:53,520 It's a little him. 1194 00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:54,840 Maybe a little me could be the singer. 1195 00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:57,160 When you kind of share the guilt of a bad night. 1196 00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:59,080 Not in this, not in this buddy. 1197 00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:00,680 There's nobody else to blame. 1198 00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:02,280 You can be like that crowd suck. 1199 00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:06,480 Nobody you'll see in about three comics from now that it crowds just fine. 1200 00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:12,960 They'll go to the level of the room, you'll be like, well, maybe it was me. 1201 00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:14,720 My pit started sweating. 1202 00:40:14,720 --> 00:40:18,800 Even like people would come up to me after my sets in the beginning and be like, you've 1203 00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:20,280 been doing this for like five years. 1204 00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:21,280 You seem so calm. 1205 00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:23,000 And I was like, hell no. 1206 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,160 I can see these little tails. 1207 00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:27,000 I do where I'd be bouncing my leg up and down a bunch. 1208 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:30,720 And now in hindsight, I realize people will look at that and they won't even listen to 1209 00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:31,720 your jokes. 1210 00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:32,720 They're like, what's going on with this guy? 1211 00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:33,720 Got Parkinson's. 1212 00:40:33,720 --> 00:40:34,720 What's going on with his leg? 1213 00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:40,480 And, but at the time I appeared to be calm and I was having a nervous breakdown inside. 1214 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:41,480 Yeah. 1215 00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:45,400 When I saw you had to be only like maybe a month or two in that stand up, I mean, it 1216 00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:47,160 could have been, you couldn't have been doing it that long. 1217 00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:50,440 And I thought you were, I thought you were that, I thought you were experienced comic 1218 00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:51,440 for a long time. 1219 00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:52,440 Whip cream and a turd. 1220 00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:58,400 There was a dumpster fire going on in my body in my head, at least for sure. 1221 00:40:58,400 --> 00:40:59,400 Yeah. 1222 00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:04,040 So where was your first open mic like starting in like the Birmingham scene? 1223 00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:10,360 Uh, right before the pandemic hit, I went up to one in, um, Crestwood right in front 1224 00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:11,520 of true story brewing. 1225 00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:15,880 It's a place called Crestwood Tavern and there were, it was, it was terrible. 1226 00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:18,160 I mean, I can't, I've blocked it out of my head. 1227 00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,960 You know, you're asking me about it and bringing back memories. 1228 00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:21,960 Yeah. 1229 00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:22,960 That's what we do here. 1230 00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:23,960 Yeah. 1231 00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:24,960 Yeah. 1232 00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:25,960 This is like a therapy session. 1233 00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:28,760 Your uncle quit till y'all got me crying on this one. 1234 00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:31,160 But that's the first one I remember. 1235 00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:35,240 And then, you know, uh, what motivated me to start doing mics. 1236 00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:38,800 Of course everybody said, Hey, listen, if you're going to do anything, you got to just 1237 00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:39,800 start your own mic. 1238 00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:48,400 I saw, um, I don't want to mention his name, but I saw a guy that runs a mic, not let a 1239 00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:52,080 comic finish a joke because it had to do with Hitler or something. 1240 00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:55,280 And he was still in the building of the premise part of the joke. 1241 00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:59,920 It was his very first time up and he played him off and was like, not at my mic. 1242 00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:02,120 You're not going to do any jokes about that. 1243 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:04,400 And I was like, Oh no, no, no. 1244 00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:05,400 No, no man. 1245 00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:06,400 That guy I went up to him. 1246 00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:07,400 I was like, that's not right, dude. 1247 00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:08,840 You didn't even finish the joke. 1248 00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:14,360 My role is and will forever be if it's not funny, that's your punishment is not funny. 1249 00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:15,360 That stings enough. 1250 00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:18,040 But he let those stay with you for years sometimes, you know? 1251 00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:23,640 Um, and I, and I was like, I'm going to, I'm going to do a mic that this feels like a show. 1252 00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:25,160 I'm going to do a mic work. 1253 00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:29,240 Everybody has walk-up music and I'm going to, um, get a QR code. 1254 00:42:29,240 --> 00:42:33,220 Like if you like the comic you can follow if you hate him you can still follow him see where he's at 1255 00:42:33,340 --> 00:42:36,700 Don't show up there, you know, and I tell people at Mike's now 1256 00:42:37,420 --> 00:42:41,980 Following these comics is as good as tipping them. So just if you'll follow them it take it calls nothing 1257 00:42:41,980 --> 00:42:45,160 Yeah, just aim your camera at this TV and follow them 1258 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:49,620 but then I just started getting obsessed with the production side of things but 1259 00:42:50,100 --> 00:42:56,100 It takes away from your comedy like writing true. It does that's the downfall of it that I'm now realizing 1260 00:42:56,100 --> 00:42:58,860 Mm-hmm. And now I'm trying to hand this thing off like a hot potato 1261 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,560 In the beginning there were two mics in Birmingham 1262 00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:07,940 That was it for real and then I just went on a rampage and now there's one every day of the week except for Friday 1263 00:43:07,940 --> 00:43:09,500 And Saturday and I'm trying to add to that 1264 00:43:09,500 --> 00:43:14,220 I'm trying to put one at least on a Friday or Saturday, even though it's an open mic. That's all hack and forth is 1265 00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:19,240 It's a spicy one. Like it feels like a show the audience. It makes them feel like a show 1266 00:43:19,240 --> 00:43:21,240 I want to make it an event 1267 00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:22,340 so 1268 00:43:22,340 --> 00:43:26,740 But it does it pulls so much time away from writing and I'm terrible 1269 00:43:26,740 --> 00:43:29,140 It's just sitting in a room by myself trying to come up with bit 1270 00:43:29,140 --> 00:43:33,220 I can't I ain't talking with y'all and sometimes I'll be talking with my comedy friends 1271 00:43:33,220 --> 00:43:35,620 I'll be like I'll be right back and I'll go put something in my phone 1272 00:43:35,620 --> 00:43:37,640 But that's the only way I come up with ideas now 1273 00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:41,120 I can go home once I have an idea and start and then yeah write it out 1274 00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:45,060 But I cannot just sit in a room with my thoughts and like yeah 1275 00:43:45,060 --> 00:43:48,340 I I need these guys that are like they'll be like write that down 1276 00:43:48,340 --> 00:43:53,220 You know because sometimes you're just saying something that you just talking about from your past or whatever 1277 00:43:53,220 --> 00:43:56,060 They're like that's funny. You need to write that down. You don't even think yeah 1278 00:43:56,420 --> 00:43:58,820 Have we all forgotten more jokes than we remember? 1279 00:44:00,340 --> 00:44:05,100 No way I'm sleeping on this one like I will go to this is so funny when I wake up 1280 00:44:05,100 --> 00:44:10,180 I'm gonna write it down. Oh, you don't ever remember. I would be my career and I'd be doing arenas 1281 00:44:10,180 --> 00:44:12,180 I remembered all the jokes 1282 00:44:13,300 --> 00:44:17,700 In a moment of I had one the other day so good and it's haunts me to this day 1283 00:44:17,700 --> 00:44:19,700 I don't even know what it was. You know what? It feels like 1284 00:44:20,340 --> 00:44:24,620 Tenacious D the greatest song in the world where the the one they didn't write down 1285 00:44:24,620 --> 00:44:29,260 Yeah, forgot it and so they had to write one about it. That's what I feel like my whole act is now 1286 00:44:29,260 --> 00:44:31,260 It's just jokes about the one that I forgot 1287 00:44:31,620 --> 00:44:33,620 Cannot remember them. I'll tell you what sucks 1288 00:44:33,620 --> 00:44:38,480 Just as much as when you're really hyped about one you got it written down and you look at it the next day and you're like 1289 00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:40,480 This fucking sucks 1290 00:44:40,540 --> 00:44:45,920 Like I feel like mushrooms really really does make me funnier and like a community but sometimes 1291 00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:51,200 There are one out of ten times on the next day. I wake up movie. Like are you like? 1292 00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:56,500 Mentally disabled what is your problem thinking that there's no way to make that funny? Yeah 1293 00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:59,360 You you go up on stage on mushrooms? 1294 00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:05,080 No, are you have no I want to but every time I'm about to I'm like even out with laser 1295 00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:08,560 I was like his crowd would be very receptive to somebody going up on mushroom. Mm-hmm 1296 00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:14,880 Cassius like don't do it. Don't do it. And I was like God he petrifies me. He's been in comedy since nom 1297 00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:20,840 So what I'm gonna be like no man, you don't know yeah, you don't know better. I know better. I'm still gonna do it 1298 00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:24,840 I'll say something and get everybody canceled on the show 1299 00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:30,600 But I love I love mushrooms like I'm in a band touring for years 1300 00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:35,600 I drank more than anybody ever could mmm, and so I just can't handle those hangovers at 47 1301 00:45:35,720 --> 00:45:39,160 You're all young shits right here. Y'all can still do it bounce back. I'm not 1302 00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:45,080 I'm not that young. He's getting there. Are you the old man in the group? That's what I am in my group. Yeah 1303 00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:47,560 They were like hey man, I own our text thread yesterday 1304 00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:53,080 They were like god dang David those were good see I was second row to Nate Borgazzi in there and another comic fired in 1305 00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:56,840 He has to be that close. He can't see or hear them if he's fucking five rows back 1306 00:45:57,400 --> 00:46:02,160 So it's always old jokes. All of my mentors in comedy are at least four years younger than me 1307 00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:10,120 Yeah, I'm the old man too and it doesn't make sense to start this career at 47 1308 00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:13,880 It's but you like it. That's why it makes sense. I ain't ever quitting. Yeah, I 1309 00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:20,240 That first time I got a pop at stand-up live on Casio show that five-minute set. I did opening up for him. Mm-hmm 1310 00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:26,200 I was like I may never play drums again that or I may but I'll for sure be doing comedy till I die 1311 00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:29,240 Speaking of rest in peace, but James Gregory just died 1312 00:46:29,240 --> 00:46:34,320 He was doing sets like two or three months ago. He was doing my mom went to see him just a few months ago 1313 00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:38,800 Oh shit, and he died what like two days ago. I even know that rest in peace 1314 00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:41,560 I know who he is, right? 1315 00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:47,840 James Gregory the picture he doesn't photograph well in his last few years 1316 00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:52,640 Funniest man in America. Yeah 1317 00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:57,640 Damn, he went all the way till the end. It looks pretty rough in those pictures, huh? Yeah 1318 00:46:57,640 --> 00:46:59,640 I don't think you can Photoshop that 1319 00:46:59,960 --> 00:47:02,560 But did you know what we can do this shit till we die 1320 00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:08,880 That's what it tells you literally just a couple months before he passed away. He's out doing stardom show. Yeah. Oh, yeah 1321 00:47:09,240 --> 00:47:15,000 Yeah, that's four million views on his newest special on YouTube. I didn't even watch it. What year is that? 1322 00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:17,840 2022. Oh, wow 1323 00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:22,480 I think I need to see that my mom's favorite comic. Oh, yeah 1324 00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:25,440 Yeah, I text her when it when it hit my phone right in the middle of a show 1325 00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:29,960 She my mom comes to all my shows. Oh, that's awesome all my open mic 1326 00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:35,300 She's of every single one of them and I have like some material I want to do about her, but it's pretty disparaging 1327 00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:39,020 and she you're so funny about these comics as they 1328 00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:47,800 Y'all see them too. Like there's just comics with like mental illness going on. Oh, and yeah, sometimes you're scared 1329 00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:53,580 You're like, is this guy? Okay? I know I'm afraid to turn like there's a guy that just refuses to sign up for my mics 1330 00:47:53,580 --> 00:47:59,680 But he shows up for all of them. I am terrified to send him away because he just has that school shooter vibe 1331 00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:03,520 Yeah, and so I feel like yeah, man. We'll squeeze you up 1332 00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:07,160 Just when remember when you're reading your manifesto remember your boy 1333 00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:10,560 Don't forget about me 1334 00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:14,720 We were talking about a guy earlier from your scene man your neck of the woods 1335 00:48:14,720 --> 00:48:21,280 He talks about beating up his mom. Yes on stage rags about it and looks my mom dead in the eyes while he says it 1336 00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:23,680 Oh, he does that's down here too. Yeah 1337 00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:26,800 In the room 1338 00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:33,400 Titans up. Oh, yeah that you know, it's almost like that's a insane thing to say like that's not even close to being funny 1339 00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:38,200 Yeah, that's what I feel like it could be that's what's such a roller coaster ride about open mics because you're 1340 00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:43,040 You're like everybody who needs to have a voice everybody needs to get up 1341 00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:48,880 But if you're got if you've got a show coming up two weeks from now and you're trying to iron out a tight fiber Tim 1342 00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:55,800 Mm-hmm. If you if I put you up after that guy, there is nobody to do it to you're back to just doing your set in front 1343 00:48:55,800 --> 00:49:00,000 Of us. Yeah, which I had a nickel for every time I've done my set in front of just comics 1344 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,000 I'd have like $15 1345 00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:06,040 But yeah, you got and you have to write you have to to tighten that set up 1346 00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:09,480 Mm-hmm, and you have to acknowledge when somebody says something like this 1347 00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:09,840 Mm-hmm 1348 00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:14,200 Like I was hosting and that guy did the joke about beating his mom and I went back up and I was like yeah 1349 00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:16,200 Whatever the fuck that was 1350 00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:22,960 His mom or something. Yeah, you have to like create that levity in the room because like it sucks all the energy out and people 1351 00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:27,460 Like oh, I don't want to laugh at anything now. I know I have to I'll go up and tell them 1352 00:49:27,460 --> 00:49:30,920 I was like by the way, y'all this is what happens when you don't pay for comedy 1353 00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:36,080 But let me look at y'all it's ten dollars to get out of here 1354 00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:38,920 So you gotta stick around don't let a guy like that drive you out of here 1355 00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:41,340 And and if he comes up to me is like why'd you say that shit? 1356 00:49:41,340 --> 00:49:47,540 I'd be like because you didn't now somebody has to acknowledge it because you didn't say hey taking swings up here 1357 00:49:47,540 --> 00:49:49,860 That didn't go too. Well, you didn't even you were just like, yeah 1358 00:49:49,860 --> 00:49:54,240 That's my time and get out of like everybody in here feels like dad just slapped mom at the dinner table 1359 00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:57,800 And there's nobody gonna acknowledge this attention that's in the room 1360 00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:00,720 I've got to go out there and say something like hey, man 1361 00:50:00,720 --> 00:50:04,360 That that's the kind of set that I make you want to quit. Am I right gang and everybody? 1362 00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:08,200 Thank you, we're all thinking it and 1363 00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:13,320 And that's what's so funny about comedy. You have to say what the room's thinking sometimes to get a laugh. Mm-hmm 1364 00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:21,560 But you know, you're hosting your own mic. Are you doing it by yourself? Yeah. Yeah Wow, that's a lot to do by yourself. I mean 1365 00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:26,680 The one I do it's kind of just like a like rough and tumble. It's Lucy 1366 00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:31,600 Oh, it's a true workshop Mike like you get up there and like just an idea. There's a crowd 1367 00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:36,800 There's always random people there and you got a win. Yeah, you got what they will look at 1368 00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:38,800 There'll be an ambush by the mic and is that what it? 1369 00:50:39,240 --> 00:50:44,760 They always have live music there. So there's always something on the stage. Yeah, but since it's always live music 1370 00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:49,240 They don't get comedy probably this is the only one. Yeah, so so yeah, they kind of I do 1371 00:50:49,240 --> 00:50:53,400 I have rooms offer me to do comedy and I just go and look at them first 1372 00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:58,520 I'll go spend whatever night they're thinking about doing I'll go look and look at the room and just check out the vibe of 1373 00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:01,960 The room and be like he wouldn't like it. She definitely wouldn't like it 1374 00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:04,760 He wouldn't like I just look and that's the kind of patrons that are in there 1375 00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:09,480 Mm-hmm, if they don't have a side room that we can just have and I don't care how small it is the Michael 1376 00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:15,200 We run out in Montgomery if y'all ever get a chance to go down to them. It is so awesome. It's the tiniest 1377 00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:20,080 I swear it's not much bigger than this room. Is it um, um, I'm aviator. Yeah, I've been there 1378 00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:23,760 I've been there before I did a boy. Yeah, awesome. It's down in that when you go down 1379 00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:29,600 Okay, go down the stairs. Uh-huh. You can go down and back up a little bit that little room in the bit in the middle 1380 00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:33,580 Right there. Okay, it is so tiny that and here's what's cool about it 1381 00:51:33,580 --> 00:51:38,760 it has a perception as you're walking by that there's something big time going on because the comics give 1382 00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:45,120 The people in the room because there's only like 18 chairs that can you can sit in they they line up in the hallway before they 1383 00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:49,320 Go up and and they walk look in well from down this way on the bar 1384 00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:53,400 It looks like what is going on everybody's kind of looking in that room and people just file in 1385 00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:57,360 It's always packed and it's always like a little sardine. It's like a telephone booth 1386 00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:58,000 That's perfect 1387 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,000 but the smaller you can get a room for 1388 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:06,440 Open mics and better and it because it doesn't take much to fill it up in the in the ceilings really low and it's like 1389 00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:09,400 A bunker with sandbags all around you. It's such a cool setup 1390 00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:12,600 Don't tell Jake that cuz every time he goes in a room no matter where we are 1391 00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:14,920 He's like all the ceilings are so low here. Yeah 1392 00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:21,600 It's it makes for a great room though, man, it really does that's why pleasures is so good 1393 00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:27,040 Yeah, it's a comedy in front of this 1394 00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:33,440 It's hard not to become a prop comic with that all around you know, I put stuff up there 1395 00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:40,300 We had a dick extender this time. I didn't know they made those it was a dick extender ten inches 1396 00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:45,120 So if you guys want that it's that pleasures. Yeah, you know, I always send off on Tuesday 1397 00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:50,200 This is just the overflow. So it's not the stuff that's out there on the on the shelves. This is the overflow stuff 1398 00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:52,440 I just look through it and then put stuff up there 1399 00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:56,800 So comics if they don't have nothing they can just riffle on that. Yeah riffle on that. That's great 1400 00:52:56,800 --> 00:53:00,040 Casio said that Mike's great. He came by recently and did it 1401 00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:06,040 Pleasures if he was there I wasn't there. He does the can of bar Mike on Monday. We know why he goes to that one 1402 00:53:07,240 --> 00:53:13,000 He tells me that too. He's like man. I'm gonna go up there and talk about the showcase, but really I'm just going up there 1403 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:17,680 Yeah, I may not even do a set. He says he doesn't always do a set when he's up there 1404 00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:22,280 Oh, he said he said surely got up at one of the mics and the comment the host 1405 00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:27,120 Was like there's a guy coming up to the mic next. I've never heard of him 1406 00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:32,920 No, but he's I guess he's a new new comic y'all make some noise for surely. I wonder who that it wasn't me 1407 00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:35,240 I wonder who is that can it was it a can of bar? 1408 00:53:35,240 --> 00:53:39,180 I would have to assume so but I don't know if it was that can of bar had to be 1409 00:53:39,180 --> 00:53:47,160 Nico then yeah, yeah, I was an eco and Nico said uh, there's a brand new comic. I guess going up for the first time and it's surely 1410 00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:56,720 Done gigs with dice clay and so why I was on the stand-up showcase and he was the headliner for us 1411 00:53:56,720 --> 00:53:59,720 Yeah, yeah, he's cool. I mean just the coolest dude in the world 1412 00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:04,280 I was like, you know, it's surely so I'm like, hey, you want where you want to sit cuz I was just sitting down on the 1413 00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:10,560 Couch he's like man. I don't give a fuck. I'm gonna eat these wings standing up on the yeah on the microwave and and we're cool 1414 00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:15,120 We had him on the pod. He's got two stories that he told on the pod that are 1415 00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:21,040 So great about open up for dice and how dice will fuck with you. He'd be like I want you to go out there 1416 00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:23,560 I'm doing a terrible 1417 00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:26,080 How about you go out there and tell them about 1418 00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:30,920 The walkout song I'm coming out through it's my kids band and he's like 1419 00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:36,000 He goes, yeah do it for three minutes, you know, and and he's like I got 15 minutes of material 1420 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:39,040 I was gonna do he's like, hey just talk about 1421 00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:41,600 Go out there and ask him what they like hockey 1422 00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:45,640 Because it's in Canada the show is uh-huh. And he's like, oh my god 1423 00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:50,200 So talk about asking what they like hockey and then tell him about the walkout song. I'm coming out to 1424 00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:52,760 and he's like 1425 00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:57,160 Because he knows Dices fans are like real quick to be like get the fuck off this 1426 00:54:57,160 --> 00:55:01,080 So he goes, uh, everybody here like hockey and people are like 1427 00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:04,680 They're already a turning on 1428 00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:10,240 Just asking that stupid go we're from Canada course be like fucking hockey and then he goes into the bit about 1429 00:55:10,720 --> 00:55:14,760 The the song he's going out to and they just audience goes crazy. They're like 1430 00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:22,560 It's so funny man, he's got so many good die stories about dice don't give a fuck man 1431 00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:27,320 Yeah, I love that shit on social media. He just goes up and just puts people through hell 1432 00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:29,640 I don't know if you've seen him. Oh, yeah, and he's like 1433 00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:33,640 You want a picture with a million dollar face? 1434 00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:43,840 Yeah, I'm addicted to watching that stuff man, he is so funny he wears those crazy ass hot hats and those big-ass glasses 1435 00:55:44,520 --> 00:55:48,960 But he's getting recognized a lot lately. He's posting those two. He'll just put something like big fan 1436 00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:52,000 Coming back coming back the dice man 1437 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:55,520 Yeah, what a legend he is man. How was it? 1438 00:55:55,520 --> 00:56:00,720 So the biggest person you open up for is that uncle laser like like oh you went on that's the one you went on 1439 00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:06,800 Right. Yeah, well he came by the pod and did the pod and right as we were wrapping up the pod 1440 00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:10,880 He was like what y'all do comedy and Casio and I were like, yeah 1441 00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:14,800 And he was like boy y'all open up for me a mobile and we were like on that pod 1442 00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:16,800 I was like don't you want to know what I'm doing? 1443 00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:19,840 We were like on that pod. I was like don't you want to know if we're good or not? 1444 00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:23,880 Like you do this all the time. You got a good burn to nine times out of ten 1445 00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:25,880 Just going you do comedy. Come on 1446 00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:30,760 He goes man, it's y'all's dick to eat y'all coming down and we killed it down in mobile that night 1447 00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:33,200 and he was like y'all want to go to New Orleans and I was like 1448 00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:37,920 Yeah, I guess we'll go to New Orleans and we went to New Orleans and didn't have as good of a show 1449 00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:41,000 But it was the audience there was only like 50 people there 1450 00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:43,040 But yeah, and we hit it off with him 1451 00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:49,560 We had so much fun when we would go out afterwards that like man, I'm telling you like being good at comedy 1452 00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:51,000 It's of course important 1453 00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:58,840 But if you're a good hang you'll get an opportunity so much quicker than somebody that's an absolute nightmare to deal with offstage 1454 00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:05,320 Are you telling? Oh got a couple. Yeah, I know I know there's comics on our scene that are tough to hang out with off mic 1455 00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:10,600 But on stage they are killers and I was like man, it's amazing the contrast the difference 1456 00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:14,600 I enjoy you so much and as soon as your foot gets off the stage, I'm like running from you 1457 00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:17,040 Like somebody rolled a grenade under the door, you know 1458 00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:21,360 But that's that's your laughing 1459 00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:24,840 There was a thing that happened recently 1460 00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:33,440 What are we doing? Hey look y'all got to live in the scene be careful what y'all say on this one 1461 00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:35,440 Give less of a fuck 1462 00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:43,280 But I just don't like when people try to like bite the hand that feed you so, you know 1463 00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:49,080 We can't we all came in people or being a nice enough to like invite us to shows and they do that to a lot 1464 00:57:49,080 --> 00:57:50,720 Of people even if they're not good yet 1465 00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:51,360 You know what I mean? 1466 00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:56,060 And they'd be like you you still need that experience to get on a show and they put them on shows to put them on pay 1467 00:57:56,060 --> 00:58:00,240 gigs and then if something happens that they don't like it's a big deal 1468 00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:06,880 We're exposing people now are trying to expose people and people and they're like you can distance yourself from me. Fuck 1469 00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:11,120 No, I'm not dissing myself from you. I'll go harder. Yeah, I'll go harder because and by the way get out of the way 1470 00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:13,120 There's people there's a line of people wanting that. Yeah 1471 00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:16,040 If you'll just get out of the way by hey next time 1472 00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:20,920 Give me a one-minute notice that you don't want to be there because I can replace it and that quick, you know 1473 00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:23,160 Yeah, I'm the same way about it man 1474 00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:29,880 I'm getting I'm getting less because I'm not doing anybody any favors by walking on eggshells around them when somebody has a terrible 1475 00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:34,880 Set I'll reach out to him personally and they'll hit me back. Like I didn't think I had that bad of a set 1476 00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:39,960 Well, I'm just here to tell you you definitely had a terrible set and I want to pair you up with such-and-such 1477 00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:44,840 I think your comedy is out there and it's not like anybody else's it's terrible 1478 00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:48,080 But I think if you would gravitate towards this person 1479 00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:53,560 So meet up with them and work over your premises because some people just get up there and talk about their fucking day 1480 00:58:53,560 --> 00:59:01,320 Yeah, I got into my cubicle this morning and and John they think it's so crazy and I was like you're not setting up anything 1481 00:59:01,320 --> 00:59:06,280 You're just ranting hoping where's the punch you hit something there and I'll try and pair 1482 00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:11,920 I really do want everybody to get better. Mm-hmm. There are lost causes out there now and every market 1483 00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:17,100 Oh, yeah, and you you want to push them in the direction where they're gonna be there's probably good at something 1484 00:59:17,100 --> 00:59:21,240 They're probably great at something. So the sooner you get them going in that direction 1485 00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:23,920 It's always a tragedy when somebody quits 1486 00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:27,040 I don't want anybody to quit but there are some people that should 1487 00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:31,860 Really focus their attention towards other stuff and there is a lot of stuff to be around comedy 1488 00:59:31,860 --> 00:59:36,400 Like we're talking about if it'll be the shit if we had somebody that knew funny who could edit the pod 1489 00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:38,640 You know what I'm saying? You don't want to trust everybody 1490 00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:43,480 Yeah, you know you want to get in then you want to get the reaction when somebody says something and bounce it off 1491 00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:44,800 But you don't trust everybody with that 1492 00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:50,080 But it'd be so good because like you're saying it takes away from your writing ability and what when do you have time? 1493 00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:52,280 You got a job then you got to do this. You got to do that 1494 00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:58,000 I get it and then but like some people and everybody's not most people are not gonna make it and stand up 1495 00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:59,320 But you can always still do stand up 1496 00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:02,160 But then you can focus a little bit of time on oh, I could be good at this 1497 01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:06,060 I can be good at sound I could be good at producing something. Yeah, I could be good on shows 1498 01:00:06,220 --> 01:00:08,800 You know what I'm saying? You can make shit funny by editing it 1499 01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:13,280 You can edit stuff that wasn't funny and you can insert a moment that wasn't even there 1500 01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:16,480 We do it all the time one of the guys on our pod bombs all the time 1501 01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:21,760 And we'll pause and do that kind of thing on Dukes of Hazzard where they're like now this old boy right here 1502 01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:24,720 And know that you'll have the Dukes of Hazzard thing crashing into a ground 1503 01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:25,480 well 1504 01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:30,640 you can insert stuff like that into a pod and make it really funny and like tight shots on the face and 1505 01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:37,140 Pauses that aren't there we have you know act like everybody's nodding off like as you get done with the episode 1506 01:00:37,140 --> 01:00:39,240 Hey, man, there was a moment in there and be funny if we did this 1507 01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:41,800 Can we just get a tight shot of y'all just like drifting off the sleeve? 1508 01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:44,840 That's bad and go back and edit and do stuff like that. Yes, I'm doing that 1509 01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:52,280 Oh, yeah, when somebody says something not funny, they're like great episode dude, and then later they watch it and they're like son of a bitch 1510 01:00:55,680 --> 01:01:01,280 You need people like that man like because producing is a whole different skill set. Yeah, yeah 1511 01:01:01,280 --> 01:01:04,480 I saw homeless pimp last night that works for hey, babe. Yeah 1512 01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:10,440 Yeah, I look over I got a picture of him, but he was right beside the stage. He works for Barghatzi full-time 1513 01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:16,960 I see why he started both backing off of the Stefanos uh, whatever his pot solo pot 1514 01:01:16,960 --> 01:01:20,040 Yeah, it's a chaos and then he backed out of hey, babe 1515 01:01:20,040 --> 01:01:26,800 I was like oh and I noticed he produced special for a lot of comics and so I didn't know he backed off cuz Chris 1516 01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:28,320 He came in hot 1517 01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:33,440 Chris Decephano came in hot hot and then he kind of I don't mean his stuff doesn't even pop up on 1518 01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:38,160 You know my shit anymore. I don't know why I didn't know any money. Yeah, he's fine 1519 01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:40,760 I didn't know that homeless pimp left. Oh, yeah 1520 01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:44,200 He left he left his solo pie first and then he left hey babe 1521 01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:50,920 Which was his moneymaker and I was thought who is he working for and then I saw his name start popping up on like producing 1522 01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:52,760 like 1523 01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:54,960 Specials and he's out with Nate full-time now 1524 01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:58,880 You can I think he just yeah cuz I seen so he was he popped up on my Twitter homeless 1525 01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:02,000 But that's crazy. You just said that he literally just popped up on my Twitter 1526 01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:05,520 He was like shout out to this person gave me a shout out on stage. He had the clip 1527 01:02:05,520 --> 01:02:10,080 It probably was named Bugatti. Yeah, and then he was like, it's so badass to work with him. That's crazy 1528 01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:13,640 Yeah, I look over and I look right beside the stage 1529 01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:16,220 I'm right there by the stage and he's taking a picture of the 1530 01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:20,480 Nate's dad and I took a picture of him and tagged him and then two minutes later 1531 01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:25,280 I got a notification that he shared it on his pro was that you then? Yeah 1532 01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:33,920 Oh, yeah, you saw his share of it. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, and then I was like you're in a legend man 1533 01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:39,080 And he said thanks to hell. Yeah, I just crazy some of the guests we've gotten on our pod 1534 01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:41,080 I've literally just DM them 1535 01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:46,800 That's how I got Eric Griffin. We oh, we were just we were just talking about Eric Griffin. We love Eric Griffin 1536 01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:50,020 Yeah, and but I know how to word shit like that's what he said 1537 01:02:50,020 --> 01:02:52,720 Yeah, I get a thousand of these emails a day 1538 01:02:52,720 --> 01:02:57,440 But I could tell you're an industry guy by the way you approached it. You didn't fanboy out 1539 01:02:57,440 --> 01:02:59,440 You were just like hey man. See you're doing a gig 1540 01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:05,600 It's 80 miles from us if you want to pop in and do a do a pod and and it was all about how I worded it 1541 01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:09,220 But yeah, they popped right back same thing with Adam Ray. Now that price tags a little 1542 01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:13,440 We'll take two of them buddy seven and a nine o'clock 1543 01:03:14,480 --> 01:03:16,480 80 grand we got it 1544 01:03:16,680 --> 01:03:20,920 But yeah, that's you know, you'd be amazed at how sometimes they'll just reply now 1545 01:03:20,920 --> 01:03:26,720 Sometimes they won't you know, we had Ari Shafir on the hook for the longest time and then it like two days before it fell apart 1546 01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:34,800 His agent's fault. Okay his agents pretty so do you email the comic himself or herself or the agent? 1547 01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:39,980 Okay the comic yeah, but he we could I couldn't get him to we even know big J 1548 01:03:39,980 --> 01:03:45,880 Big J's like I'll get I'll get already to come do it and it's just like no, it's not a priority with them 1549 01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:46,160 You know 1550 01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:52,760 You imagine like bringing up to your butt if you're in the New York comedy scene being like there's this podcast in Alabama 1551 01:03:52,880 --> 01:03:55,220 You really should you're not gonna spend any time 1552 01:03:55,220 --> 01:04:01,640 I think about it even remember it once yeah, that'd be all you say about it in passing if he's like 1553 01:04:01,640 --> 01:04:05,040 Hey, I don't know. It's like well, it's a fun podcast to do. It was pretty cool 1554 01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:06,040 I hung out with the guys all night 1555 01:04:06,040 --> 01:04:09,980 They took me out and treated me really well and even that I mean 1556 01:04:09,980 --> 01:04:14,360 It's it's a push and pull thing like when you're at this stage and you're trying to get followers 1557 01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:16,880 Mm-hmm. They don't need you you need them. Oh, yeah 1558 01:04:16,880 --> 01:04:21,380 So when the tables turn and like Joe Rogan wants you to come do something well, oh, yeah 1559 01:04:21,380 --> 01:04:24,040 You need him like no matter who you are 1560 01:04:24,600 --> 01:04:29,680 That moves tickets being on that show. Mm-hmm and doing good or bad. It still moves a bunch of tickets and 1561 01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:32,680 It's just a push and pull thing. You'll fight that forever 1562 01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:36,840 But like you said it's comics out there who are just comic comics and I you know 1563 01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:41,160 These guys are trying to do something like you said you like I listened whenever Eric was telling you 1564 01:04:41,160 --> 01:04:46,080 It's like the way you worded it and just doing just doing that and going to extra mile that might be like, you know 1565 01:04:46,080 --> 01:04:52,280 Yeah, I'll go on there. Yeah, and that's cool that you guys get you guys get big knees to have Chris Hansen watch the x5 podcast 1566 01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:59,160 I'm telling you right now. That's the most exhilarating 1567 01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:04,880 Thing to watch is them film they film it they film it right behind the studio 1568 01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:09,240 We have a house and they do the stings out of there the the chatters. They're called chatters 1569 01:05:09,240 --> 01:05:14,620 They come in two days before and they start throwing bait out in the water and get to 1570 01:05:15,220 --> 01:05:20,900 Establishing and it's amazing how many people within minutes or just they have a hundred people in the line 1571 01:05:21,780 --> 01:05:27,300 Wanting to come over cheese and they'll do it. They have two scenarios. They sell it's a mother pimping out her daughter 1572 01:05:27,300 --> 01:05:32,740 Okay, and and just a daughter looking for money, but it's also it's all 1573 01:05:32,740 --> 01:05:39,820 Prostitution based bait. So they're saying ones of mother pretending to like solicit her daughter for sex 1574 01:05:39,820 --> 01:05:43,380 Yeah, and it is in saying how many people get on the hook 1575 01:05:43,380 --> 01:05:49,720 So then Chris comes in on like a Friday or Saturday or Tuesday and with it depends on what he comes in on different days 1576 01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:53,120 But he comes in for two days usually 48 hours and buddy 1577 01:05:53,120 --> 01:05:58,100 They just get them to pop over and they're in Coleman and they're in aniana and they're in Huntsville 1578 01:05:58,180 --> 01:06:02,400 One of the guys they got was a baggage carrier for American Airlines and Huntsville Airport 1579 01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:05,440 Oh shit, that's always fly American shit 1580 01:06:06,700 --> 01:06:08,700 Fucking pedophile touch my shit 1581 01:06:10,020 --> 01:06:13,800 But man listen, okay, so I'm there watching it 1582 01:06:14,460 --> 01:06:19,680 Of course our podcast studio has these live feeds aimed at the house and inside the house 1583 01:06:19,680 --> 01:06:24,040 They have cameras all set up and we're in the studio lobby just watching it. That's great 1584 01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:27,820 And do we have Dave Williamson, which is a Burt's opener for the longest time? 1585 01:06:27,820 --> 01:06:34,500 He was he came in just to watch it and do weird drinking and partying and having fun and they got these people on the hook 1586 01:06:34,500 --> 01:06:37,100 And it's so exciting. They're like pulling in the driveway. I was like 1587 01:06:40,100 --> 01:06:43,260 That's crazy and then some people run for it 1588 01:06:43,260 --> 01:06:48,280 Which is crazy because let me tell you there are at least like 60 1589 01:06:48,700 --> 01:06:54,140 Sheriff and deputies behind a wall just wishing you wishing you would they can't wait 1590 01:06:54,140 --> 01:06:59,340 They were in that they've been sitting there with pent-up energy for days waiting for this to happen and buddy 1591 01:06:59,340 --> 01:07:01,600 Some people run for and they am all 1592 01:07:03,380 --> 01:07:10,780 At the mouth get that two-year-old they'll get it they got six and two days the time I did it watched them 1593 01:07:11,300 --> 01:07:14,000 Dude, they were about to catch somebody else and I had tool tickets 1594 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:19,500 I had tickets to go see tool like two hundred fifty dollar tickets and I was like I can't skip this but god 1595 01:07:19,500 --> 01:07:21,460 I wanted I don't give a shit about tool dude 1596 01:07:21,460 --> 01:07:27,140 It's the most exhilarating thing to watch them bust these guys do people ever come there and then dip off like they feel 1597 01:07:27,140 --> 01:07:32,400 So do it out crazy some people one of the guys they caught was a private investigator. That's what his job 1598 01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:35,300 So before before they'll do this shit, too 1599 01:07:35,300 --> 01:07:41,060 They'll tell the chatter they're 30 minutes away, but they're already there and they're going in front of the house and that's why they got 1600 01:07:41,060 --> 01:07:44,700 To clear it as soon as they catch somebody they got to turn it over and get them out of there because 1601 01:07:44,700 --> 01:07:47,140 Who knows that Vinny and the other people are doing the same thing? 1602 01:07:47,140 --> 01:07:50,900 But this guy drove by several times said he was an hour or 30 minutes away 1603 01:07:50,900 --> 01:07:56,740 And and kept looked at the property looked online since he's a private investigator looked up who owns the property 1604 01:07:56,900 --> 01:08:01,580 Who owns the building next to it all that kind of stuff trying to gauge you and her name? 1605 01:08:01,980 --> 01:08:03,380 See if her name matched up 1606 01:08:03,380 --> 01:08:07,140 It's the same last name as the owner and all that kind of stuff and he still went mad 1607 01:08:07,140 --> 01:08:09,380 I'm still got bus, but it's crazy, dude 1608 01:08:09,620 --> 01:08:16,620 It's like these guys know and it's all guys by the way never have they ever busted a girl doing it 1609 01:08:16,620 --> 01:08:22,260 I was like we all really start looking at these high schools because that's where that shit's going down every week and they're hot teachers 1610 01:08:22,260 --> 01:08:24,260 We didn't have that shit 1611 01:08:24,260 --> 01:08:28,700 Doing a bit about this my closer, but I'm telling you right now if that was an option in high school 1612 01:08:28,700 --> 01:08:30,700 I'd have been way better in school 1613 01:08:36,860 --> 01:08:39,380 He said this never once been a girl and 1614 01:08:40,940 --> 01:08:45,980 These guys know there's a 20% chance that it's gonna be Chris Hansen and they're still willing 1615 01:08:45,980 --> 01:08:47,980 to gamble it 1616 01:08:48,140 --> 01:08:53,860 Still willing to do it knowing 20% chance if there was a 20% chance that plane was crashing 1617 01:08:53,860 --> 01:08:55,860 Would you get on that fucking? 1618 01:08:55,860 --> 01:08:57,860 full of hot whores and Russian process 1619 01:09:11,540 --> 01:09:13,660 But I was we ask him when we're like dude 1620 01:09:13,660 --> 01:09:16,900 Did since you know there's so many out there 1621 01:09:17,420 --> 01:09:23,060 Aren't you like feel like you're not even you're just barely chipping away at a tiny little fraction of but he's like no no 1622 01:09:23,060 --> 01:09:28,380 No, it's it's rewarding and we are deterring people from he has to be deterring people every person 1623 01:09:28,380 --> 01:09:31,500 They bust it saves 25 kids from me. Oh 1624 01:09:32,500 --> 01:09:38,300 Roughly, it's not exact science, but roughly 25 kids get saved for every person. They do it. No, okay 1625 01:09:38,300 --> 01:09:40,180 I still it is dope man 1626 01:09:40,180 --> 01:09:44,660 And he's gonna continue to keep coming back and doing and I was like you think there's something around here 1627 01:09:44,660 --> 01:09:48,340 He goes it ain't about being around here. We can set this up anywhere in America anywhere 1628 01:09:48,340 --> 01:09:52,980 Anyway, downtown New York to you know, Blount County, Alabama. It doesn't matter 1629 01:09:52,980 --> 01:09:56,060 They will drive from Virginia to come down here. Wow 1630 01:09:56,260 --> 01:10:00,300 He goes remember how desperate you were back in the day that you saw a hot girl you wanted 1631 01:10:00,300 --> 01:10:06,220 It's you would drive states away to go meter, right? Yeah, but she would I would like I preface it with she was of age 1632 01:10:06,220 --> 01:10:10,460 Yeah, let's get back clear before I get into this. I feel like you're setting me up. Yeah 1633 01:10:11,180 --> 01:10:14,980 He's like they're the same way. I mean, they're just like it's just strange to them 1634 01:10:14,980 --> 01:10:17,940 They just have a mental, you know, they're mentally crazy 1635 01:10:17,940 --> 01:10:23,140 I was watching your episode one of them where he was on there and one of the hosts was like hey 1636 01:10:23,140 --> 01:10:25,940 It's good to see you Chris. I was like damn nobody's ever said that before 1637 01:10:27,700 --> 01:10:29,700 It's a bad day for you. Yeah 1638 01:10:29,940 --> 01:10:33,380 Some of them I mean a lot of them know who he is and they asked for it 1639 01:10:33,380 --> 01:10:37,860 They're like, I love your show man. You're really saving people and he was like, but you're one of the people 1640 01:10:37,860 --> 01:10:43,820 I'm saving people from like it's crazy to hear them give him accolades. They're doing yeah, they're diluted in their 1641 01:10:44,340 --> 01:10:48,180 Sickness, I mean it has to be a sickness if you like you said if you're going 20% chance 1642 01:10:48,180 --> 01:10:50,300 That it's gonna be a sting and you still do it 1643 01:10:50,300 --> 01:10:55,140 It has you have to be so fucked up guys say the craziest stuff to get out of it to this last guy 1644 01:10:55,460 --> 01:10:58,640 He right is they're about to shut off cameras and put him in the car 1645 01:10:58,640 --> 01:11:02,940 He's like, well, it's not like I could have sex. Anyway, I shot my dick off last year 1646 01:11:02,940 --> 01:11:04,940 Oh and he was like 1647 01:11:07,420 --> 01:11:09,420 Say that again now 1648 01:11:10,020 --> 01:11:14,140 I would have heard dollar bills going up a man. I was like we just sold some advertisement buddy 1649 01:11:14,140 --> 01:11:16,140 That's a whole new episode now. Let's unpack this 1650 01:11:16,140 --> 01:11:20,180 Tell me about shooting your dick off and he goes through the whole thing with him about shooting his pecker off 1651 01:11:20,180 --> 01:11:25,700 It's on true blue. It's called they I guess the old network ABC owned to catch a predator 1652 01:11:25,700 --> 01:11:29,780 Yeah, so they have so they have to call it take down now with this Hanson, but it's the same show buddy 1653 01:11:29,780 --> 01:11:35,340 It's you could put that thing on any network and it's C span that thing would take off to it. It's so 1654 01:11:35,660 --> 01:11:38,820 It's so awesome to watch. Yeah, cuz he does it right? 1655 01:11:38,820 --> 01:11:44,560 I know it's myself but like Chris Hanson baits a man, you know makes them feel comfortable like the new ones on the internet 1656 01:11:44,560 --> 01:11:48,560 They just go too hard at them, you know, they're trying to say there's copycats on the internet. I didn't even know that 1657 01:11:49,300 --> 01:11:53,780 They're not copycats cuz they're not doing it right like they just go but oh you're trying to meet a 14 year girl 1658 01:11:53,780 --> 01:11:55,220 We're telling everybody it's a 14 go 1659 01:11:55,220 --> 01:11:59,180 But like people want you to embarrass them by making them or just see what they're thinking 1660 01:11:59,180 --> 01:12:01,300 Yeah, I feel Chris does and then yeah 1661 01:12:01,460 --> 01:12:05,700 You see everything that they're about and then you bust them, you know in a calm way 1662 01:12:05,700 --> 01:12:08,980 If you're just up there screaming at them, we don't get to know nothing about the 1663 01:12:09,980 --> 01:12:12,520 I said, what if somebody's like I plead the fifth? I don't want to talk 1664 01:12:12,580 --> 01:12:17,820 Yeah, cuz you don't have an episode at that point. He was like, no, we have an episode we go through and they don't have to 1665 01:12:17,820 --> 01:12:22,300 Say shit to us. We can just sit there and go through the transcripts of so you told this girl 1666 01:12:22,300 --> 01:12:26,060 You'd like to effort and the B and like all this kind of stuff that they'll just read that out 1667 01:12:26,060 --> 01:12:32,460 Which is way more embarrassing for that guy. Mm-hmm. He would probably rather just have you interview him and see what he was thinking 1668 01:12:32,460 --> 01:12:34,900 When he came up there cuz they all try and back out of it 1669 01:12:34,900 --> 01:12:40,220 I mean one of the guys they call him this last one worked at a Toyota dealership in Birmingham and he left work to go 1670 01:12:40,220 --> 01:12:42,460 Do it and he looks a dude 1671 01:12:42,460 --> 01:12:48,560 He looks like Kenny Kenny Rogers before the surgery, but he looks like Kenny Rogers like I'm just a nice well-to-do old man 1672 01:12:48,560 --> 01:12:54,420 Mm-hmm. Nice car nice car pulled up in well clean well kept and what was he there to meet? 1673 01:12:54,420 --> 01:12:56,060 a 15 year old girl girl 1674 01:12:56,060 --> 01:13:01,100 Okay, and he's 70 which what I asked him I go why is it the first question to these guys? 1675 01:13:01,100 --> 01:13:03,720 Hey, man knowing how this thing kind of works 1676 01:13:04,020 --> 01:13:08,860 What makes you think a 15 year old or any age woman would sleep with you like a struck match? 1677 01:13:08,860 --> 01:13:14,500 You're like 800 years old and you have that look of a pedophile but not all of them have that look 1678 01:13:14,500 --> 01:13:18,580 Yeah, I'm gonna look very normal. One of them was the mayor the old mayor of any honest son 1679 01:13:18,580 --> 01:13:24,660 Is that why it's cuz did he get taken down one of my friends telling me is I don't know how true it is 1680 01:13:24,660 --> 01:13:28,420 But that he got taken off the network because he called somebody higher up 1681 01:13:29,340 --> 01:13:34,660 No, no, that's not it. No. No, okay. I didn't ask him that'd be a great question. Maybe you should 1682 01:13:36,100 --> 01:13:40,760 Dicking around with my own thoughts. You're asking like power or like hard-hitting questions. I would have been good to know 1683 01:13:40,760 --> 01:13:45,300 Why aren't you on the network anymore? Well, he probably here's the deal. Honestly, he didn't own the show 1684 01:13:45,300 --> 01:13:50,460 Mm-hmm. Oh, he was an employee of Dateline. Mm-hmm. So now he owns part of true blue 1685 01:13:50,460 --> 01:13:55,300 Okay, and that work is negotiations probably and yeah and just he makes more money running. Yeah on his own 1686 01:13:55,300 --> 01:13:58,500 yeah, he probably had to take a big leap of faith doing it that way, but 1687 01:13:59,140 --> 01:14:05,220 Low, you know high risk high reward. Yeah, sure. That's the kind of shit that goes with it. Hell. Yeah, so we got this out here 1688 01:14:05,220 --> 01:14:07,220 That means it's the end of the episode before we go 1689 01:14:07,380 --> 01:14:13,880 Let's pull up these pictures our Intel guy our Intel guy gave us some pictures and I just want to if this is a me 1690 01:14:13,880 --> 01:14:15,880 In the band, I'm really never gonna forgive you for this 1691 01:14:18,740 --> 01:14:20,500 Yeah, I get that 1692 01:14:20,500 --> 01:14:25,340 You got the line on panties. Yeah, you know how long it took us for the move those 1693 01:14:25,340 --> 01:14:26,820 We thought that was such a genius idea 1694 01:14:26,820 --> 01:14:31,660 We didn't know that every guy in the world would be like so disgusted if they pulled down a girl's pants is like 1695 01:14:33,700 --> 01:14:35,700 If they've been here 1696 01:14:35,700 --> 01:14:37,700 Oh 1697 01:14:42,420 --> 01:14:44,420 You got the bird 1698 01:14:48,300 --> 01:14:51,740 Remember that picture at all Tony I used to drink a lot 1699 01:14:53,140 --> 01:14:55,140 Sound like me now. Yeah 1700 01:14:55,500 --> 01:15:00,540 There's birdie bird bird birdy boy. Yeah, he was at the stardom and 1701 01:15:01,660 --> 01:15:05,220 That's where I met Dave Williamson that opened up for him. But yeah, we just hung out at the bar 1702 01:15:05,220 --> 01:15:08,260 I was like, I know this dude he'll be at this bar at some point 1703 01:15:08,260 --> 01:15:12,300 So just the whole room emptied out everybody left and we just parked our ass at the bar 1704 01:15:12,300 --> 01:15:16,860 And I've hung out with him several times since then though. He's cool. Cool. Hey, he has to be cool. Oh, yeah 1705 01:15:16,860 --> 01:15:24,580 I'm in his daughter. Oh, yeah, you did. Yeah, he is his shows are kind of like pep rallies. They feel like they're not as much comedy shows 1706 01:15:24,580 --> 01:15:25,900 It's just what you know 1707 01:15:25,900 --> 01:15:30,600 What's great about bird and to talk me about this about comedy is that you can develop your own brand of it 1708 01:15:30,600 --> 01:15:37,200 You only need 1% of people to fuck with you. And and if you get that 1% it doesn't matter if if a true comic like Dave 1709 01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:42,820 Attell writes better jokes than you it doesn't matter. He's filling up arenas talking about his family 1710 01:15:42,820 --> 01:15:46,420 So it gives me hope that like I may not be the best joke writer 1711 01:15:46,420 --> 01:15:51,900 I want to be but I may end up just being a storyteller and that's kind of what he is and there's a market for all 1712 01:15:51,900 --> 01:15:56,020 Of us. Yeah, like whenever I was I was on kill Tony when he was on there 1713 01:15:56,020 --> 01:15:59,140 And then, you know, of course, I went looking through the comments seeing what anybody said about me 1714 01:15:59,140 --> 01:16:03,160 But the all of them were just trashing Burton Whitney Cummins, they hated them 1715 01:16:03,160 --> 01:16:09,620 But like I went to a Burt show sold out. Yeah, like yeah, I don't care what all these people say all these they'll they have hate 1716 01:16:10,580 --> 01:16:15,820 YouTube channels dedicated to Burt Chrysler if I got those dude, I've made 1717 01:16:15,820 --> 01:16:29,640 I guess my dick if I got a hate thing dedicated towards me. Nobody that's doing something right don't have that going on. I just started one so it's great 1718 01:16:33,940 --> 01:16:36,580 Also before we end the episode I just want to say something about 1719 01:16:36,900 --> 01:16:41,980 Jack Douglas our research guy first of all fuck you for misspelling my name in this list 1720 01:16:41,980 --> 01:16:48,460 He wrote down you had a list of comedians. You were dying to see live. That was October 27th 1721 01:16:48,860 --> 01:16:54,180 2022 Tim Dillon Christa Stefano Shane Gillis Santino Bobby Lee Mark Norman 1722 01:16:54,180 --> 01:16:59,420 And he wrote my name in here for some reason and he misspelled it and I know he misspelled it on purpose 1723 01:16:59,900 --> 01:17:02,440 Because that's how Dom always says my name dude 1724 01:17:03,140 --> 01:17:07,100 But he put me right in between Dave Chappelle and Big J 1725 01:17:08,420 --> 01:17:11,480 Just like Gerard Carmichael, dude. I'm like Dave Chappelle 1726 01:17:11,480 --> 01:17:15,220 Who's y'all listen people you haven't seen yet? You want to see I know we need to wrap up. I'll talk 1727 01:17:19,220 --> 01:17:22,780 But uh, so mine is deaf I seen I seen I 1728 01:17:23,460 --> 01:17:27,100 Saw Timmy D. By the way, I got to see you got to see Tim. Tim Dylan's one of mine 1729 01:17:27,100 --> 01:17:30,820 Bobby Lee is one of mine like I want to see him live cuz he doesn't have anything out 1730 01:17:30,860 --> 01:17:37,660 Let me tell you something. He's putting something out easy and I've asked every comic why is Bobby Lee so popular and he doesn't have one 1731 01:17:37,660 --> 01:17:43,620 Special they said he's been doing the same act forever. Mm-hmm and every comic started to hold his feet to the fire and now he's there 1732 01:17:43,620 --> 01:17:48,500 He's finally gonna release he's gonna release it and it's forcing him to be uncomfortable and go out there and do it 1733 01:17:48,700 --> 01:17:54,180 And not kill cuz I heard whenever you see him everybody says he murdered. Yes razor sharp shit 1734 01:17:54,180 --> 01:17:59,060 He's been working on for 20 years probably. Yeah. Yeah, it's all like iron sharp as iron 1735 01:17:59,060 --> 01:18:02,020 He hadn't taken it out there and put it online. So 1736 01:18:02,020 --> 01:18:08,340 I want to say that's my boy. I'm gonna go meet everybody when he bombed 1737 01:18:08,340 --> 01:18:12,900 He'd go stand at the front of the club and shake your hand and when he killed you couldn't find him anywhere 1738 01:18:12,900 --> 01:18:15,900 He would make eye contact with you after a big bomb 1739 01:18:16,580 --> 01:18:18,580 Thanks for coming 1740 01:18:23,380 --> 01:18:29,140 Who is yours I was so Theo Vaughn I was supposed to go see him but something happened that day I had to refund my tickets 1741 01:18:29,140 --> 01:18:35,300 Shane Gillis. Yeah, he's on my skillet. Yeah, I'd love to see Shane Gillis Bobby Lee would be good 1742 01:18:35,300 --> 01:18:40,420 I don't know anything about a stand-up like you guys were saying and then probably 1743 01:18:41,380 --> 01:18:47,300 Shit, I he's dead, but I would have loved to seen Jerry Clower live because he was the first comedian ever listened to 1744 01:18:47,300 --> 01:18:49,540 I don't know that is clean comedian 1745 01:18:49,540 --> 01:18:55,220 He filmed a special in Clanton, Alabama called peaches and possums right next to the big peach statue dude 1746 01:18:55,220 --> 01:19:00,260 He was a clean comic, but he was so fucking funny, dude. No, so funny when he died. Oh 1747 01:19:00,740 --> 01:19:05,940 Man, he was old dude that special came out like 97 98. You know shortly 1748 01:19:05,940 --> 01:19:10,420 I think he died in like the early 2000s. Okay. Yeah, I never heard of him before 1749 01:19:10,420 --> 01:19:14,020 Yeah, but he's like a southern dude. Just one of those guys is naturally funny 1750 01:19:14,900 --> 01:19:20,180 What about you man me? I would love to see currently right now either Joey Diaz. Oh, yeah 1751 01:19:20,180 --> 01:19:25,540 That's a good one and he's such a hard one to see dude, he's like he don't want to do whatever he wants to 1752 01:19:26,980 --> 01:19:30,340 He was like I'm done then he said at one point like I'm not doing stand-up anymore 1753 01:19:30,340 --> 01:19:33,220 Is he on this fully loaded thing? Is he on any of those dates this summer? 1754 01:19:33,220 --> 01:19:38,100 I don't know if he's on it. They're doing one in New Jersey wants to he's on it though. You know, it's one of those things 1755 01:19:39,140 --> 01:19:41,140 I asked Burt like 1756 01:19:41,460 --> 01:19:46,420 I hadn't seen him doing much at all and Burt's Burt told me this in private probably shouldn't be saying it 1757 01:19:46,420 --> 01:19:50,420 But he's like he gets a lot of advice from Joe Rogan 1758 01:19:50,420 --> 01:19:54,660 And he goes the problem with Joe's advice sometimes is that it comes from 20,000 feet 1759 01:19:54,660 --> 01:19:59,940 He gives you advice from what he would do at his level, but Joey Diaz ain't Joe Rogan 1760 01:19:59,940 --> 01:20:02,580 So he can't like he can't and he you know 1761 01:20:02,580 --> 01:20:07,860 He's been known to cancel a lot of shows last minute like renegotiating two weeks before the show 1762 01:20:07,860 --> 01:20:10,260 He's like I want this and they're like you already signed up for this 1763 01:20:10,260 --> 01:20:13,620 We're not we're not budging on that and he's like I'm not coming 1764 01:20:13,620 --> 01:20:17,620 so I think he's had that happen with a handful of clubs across the country and 1765 01:20:18,340 --> 01:20:24,340 Honestly, I don't think he I think he likes leaving Jersey. So yeah. Yeah, he doesn't like he like he said 1766 01:20:24,340 --> 01:20:30,260 He doesn't do anything on Sundays. He needs to be back home on Sundays and he like does what he wants to do 1767 01:20:30,260 --> 01:20:35,140 He's at that age now. He knows, you know, yeah, he's just doing what he wants to do. But that's a great one 1768 01:20:35,140 --> 01:20:38,580 I would love to see who else besides Jim. I mean he's dead, of course 1769 01:20:38,580 --> 01:20:41,540 But Richard Pryor because that's something that my grandparents did for me 1770 01:20:41,540 --> 01:20:46,580 But Richard Pryor because that's something that my grandmother introduced me to that's how I learned about comedy another live one 1771 01:20:47,220 --> 01:20:50,340 A live one another live one. I want to see today. See you vine. Of course 1772 01:20:50,900 --> 01:20:54,900 He's fucking hilarious. Yeah, and so he's been around here too. Y'all had your opportunity 1773 01:20:56,420 --> 01:20:58,420 He did Montgomery a couple years ago 1774 01:20:58,660 --> 01:21:02,020 I wasn't gonna I was gonna go that one, but I never bought a ticket 1775 01:21:02,020 --> 01:21:06,740 But when he came to uh, the VBC I was gonna go then then had some shit go down that day 1776 01:21:06,740 --> 01:21:12,020 I mean i've done i've seen too like I did security for uh, Mike Epps one time. I got to see that 1777 01:21:12,020 --> 01:21:16,820 He's one of my top five dude. Yes, dude, you know never faded feeling x-rated 1778 01:21:18,340 --> 01:21:23,460 I try to tell them it's one of them. It's top five for me in specials of all time. It's so silly 1779 01:21:23,620 --> 01:21:27,700 It's so fucking funny. I've seen him a bunch too him and earthquake. I saw together 1780 01:21:29,060 --> 01:21:33,780 When he would lay his school outfit down the night before and just walk past him for it be like 1781 01:21:33,780 --> 01:21:36,260 Oh, yeah kill they ass in the morning 1782 01:21:37,860 --> 01:21:41,620 I used to do that shit too. I'd get that first day of school outfit out there and lay it on the bed 1783 01:21:41,620 --> 01:21:45,300 I'm like, oh they ain't ready for me when I come in that school with that shit 1784 01:21:45,540 --> 01:21:48,740 To see a picture of your first day fit compared to Mike Epps, you know 1785 01:21:53,780 --> 01:21:58,500 Who do I have left now what is it now because i've seen it shanguilis is definitely one of them and 1786 01:21:59,060 --> 01:22:00,980 You've seen uh sam triplet 1787 01:22:00,980 --> 01:22:06,020 Uh, no, um sam talent. Oh, I did I met him. Okay. Oh nice 1788 01:22:06,500 --> 01:22:09,220 Uh, but he got me for a t-shirt too son of a bitch 1789 01:22:10,740 --> 01:22:16,020 Who else is on that list? I saw tom papa chris roth. Oh, chris roth. Tom papa. I've seen chris rot 1790 01:22:16,980 --> 01:22:21,220 How'd you like it? He's great. I saw him and chapelle together. It was a miserable experience, but it wasn't them 1791 01:22:21,220 --> 01:22:23,940 It was just the arena for drunk people 1792 01:22:23,940 --> 01:22:30,420 People screaming back at him after every joke and then passing out on my wife on her back 1793 01:22:31,220 --> 01:22:34,500 I was like you that whole section was looking at her like don't move 1794 01:22:34,660 --> 01:22:38,180 You gotta take one for the team because he passed out against her back like this 1795 01:22:39,060 --> 01:22:43,940 And I was like don't move you wake this damn bear up. He the whole section hates him 1796 01:22:44,020 --> 01:22:50,180 Like they're yeah, they're everybody's like giving her money. Please don't move. Please. Let us enjoy this show that we spent so much money for 1797 01:22:50,820 --> 01:22:52,820 Damn, dude, annie letterman 1798 01:22:52,820 --> 01:22:58,260 Oh, yeah, I love annie. I like it too. I wouldn't expect uh her to be on him. I like her dude 1799 01:22:58,260 --> 01:23:00,980 My like her and katherine blanford. You know what? 1800 01:23:01,300 --> 01:23:06,980 Look her up because I know the name. She's gorgeous too. She's really cute. Yeah, let me see. Uh, she's from kentucky 1801 01:23:07,540 --> 01:23:13,460 She's a uh, yeah katherine blanford. She opened up for uh, burt at the arena a couple weeks ago 1802 01:23:13,780 --> 01:23:17,460 She's uh, she just filmed a special and all austin lazars friends with her 1803 01:23:18,740 --> 01:23:20,740 blanford f.o.r.d 1804 01:23:20,740 --> 01:23:23,000 Blanford oh no katherine blanford 1805 01:23:26,260 --> 01:23:32,580 Right here. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Yeah, I never had right there that yes, okay there we go 1806 01:23:33,620 --> 01:23:35,220 Yeah, she's awesome 1807 01:23:35,220 --> 01:23:38,980 She's way too cute to be a comment. She could be on fox news. Yeah, she really does 1808 01:23:39,300 --> 01:23:45,940 One of their anchors, right? Yeah, I'm like, is that rob stider? Yeah rob stider. She looks especially hot next to rob 1809 01:23:46,740 --> 01:23:48,740 Rob was like a struck match 1810 01:23:48,740 --> 01:23:50,740 Yeah 1811 01:23:51,540 --> 01:23:53,860 He looks like somebody caught on fire somebody put it out with a 1812 01:23:56,020 --> 01:23:58,500 He looks like a substitute teacher at hogwarts look at him 1813 01:24:00,740 --> 01:24:02,420 Like animal from the muppets 1814 01:24:02,420 --> 01:24:03,540 Yeah 1815 01:24:03,540 --> 01:24:08,100 Yeah, katherine just filmed a special in austin with the big horse. She's from louisville, kentucky 1816 01:24:08,100 --> 01:24:14,100 I think but she's a she's great and she's self-deprecating in a way where she talks about like i'm too hot to be doing comedy 1817 01:24:14,100 --> 01:24:15,860 I look like I should be selling 1818 01:24:15,860 --> 01:24:21,540 Medic like prescriptions to to people, you know, I think I heard that joke dude. I think I started flipping it 1819 01:24:21,780 --> 01:24:23,780 Yeah, it pops up. She was on uh 1820 01:24:24,100 --> 01:24:26,100 jimmy fallon recently 1821 01:24:27,300 --> 01:24:30,100 Yeah, what's her name again katherine blanket, okay, you're already on 1822 01:24:31,940 --> 01:24:33,940 Brandon has special needs that's okay 1823 01:24:35,460 --> 01:24:38,020 We all do we're all undiagnosed and untreated 1824 01:24:39,060 --> 01:24:44,660 Or self-diagnosed that's what's so funny about comics lately like the asshole comics to be like hey man, i'm autistic 1825 01:24:44,660 --> 01:24:50,660 So you can't like no you're you're dickhead and you're using that as an excuse to talk to me the way you're talking to me 1826 01:24:50,660 --> 01:24:52,900 And I know you're not autistic. We have them on the scene 1827 01:24:54,020 --> 01:24:56,420 Sprinkled around on a lot of them. We know what you're munti. Yeah 1828 01:24:58,900 --> 01:25:00,900 He's not an asshole he's great 1829 01:25:01,300 --> 01:25:03,300 He just talks to you like this 1830 01:25:04,500 --> 01:25:06,500 And he says the funniest thing you've ever heard 1831 01:25:07,620 --> 01:25:09,620 Comics use it way too much now 1832 01:25:09,620 --> 01:25:14,100 And there's definitely some on the scene, but they're they're not assholes like most of the autistic guys 1833 01:25:14,100 --> 01:25:17,380 I know like jake's he's a killer by the way. Oh, yeah 1834 01:25:18,340 --> 01:25:21,700 I've got him on a show next is it next week. He told me you got him on like two 1835 01:25:22,740 --> 01:25:24,740 down in orange beach and then 1836 01:25:25,220 --> 01:25:27,780 He's gonna be doing in front a bunch of golfers on the 18. Oh 1837 01:25:29,220 --> 01:25:36,180 Dude, could you imagine that he's still gonna have cargo pants and a long sleeve shirt with a button up over those aren't 1838 01:25:36,180 --> 01:25:42,900 That hair is great. It's a mane. It's wild. It's that amelia airheart fucking air swept. Yeah 1839 01:25:44,340 --> 01:25:46,340 He's got it streamlined 1840 01:25:51,300 --> 01:25:56,980 On this podcast too, I thought he oh, yeah, he is on no he's he's been on here and we we have them on like 1841 01:25:57,780 --> 01:26:02,020 Stuff. Yeah. Yeah, but it's just us three and then jack is our intel guy 1842 01:26:02,020 --> 01:26:09,300 Yeah, yeah, yeah jake's the band. He's gonna be on uh, he's uh doing one of our feature comedians on the uh, seven clown college 1843 01:26:10,420 --> 01:26:15,380 I'm gonna try and come up to that. That'd be badass if you came. Yeah, put your name in the bucket, dude 1844 01:26:15,460 --> 01:26:19,700 Oh, yeah, we just fuck with it. That's fine. And I'm pleased. No, I can take it 1845 01:26:20,100 --> 01:26:22,100 I didn't get into this with thin skin 1846 01:26:22,420 --> 01:26:26,500 This is my shit. I love it. I I I my hack and forth show by the way 1847 01:26:27,220 --> 01:26:29,060 I built it made it all what it is 1848 01:26:29,060 --> 01:26:32,740 But I put the people that are best at what they do for that. They're all doing it 1849 01:26:32,820 --> 01:26:39,060 I got j-dubs from montgomery doing production. I got john mcclearn and we'll sub out a comic here and there for uh for 1850 01:26:40,020 --> 01:26:43,460 On the panel. You got to get on there like how do we get? 1851 01:26:45,060 --> 01:26:47,060 To just be one that goes up. Yeah 1852 01:26:47,380 --> 01:26:50,180 Um, yeah, you just sign up. There's a there's a 1853 01:26:51,140 --> 01:26:55,780 I'll give you a link to put on this when you put it out. Yeah, there's a there's a sign up if you go to comedy break 1854 01:26:55,780 --> 01:26:56,580 in 1855 01:26:56,580 --> 01:26:58,100 uh instagram 1856 01:26:58,100 --> 01:27:03,460 Handle, uh, oh so that bio that's what we're gonna do now. So this then and first of all, thank you so much for coming 1857 01:27:05,220 --> 01:27:08,420 This was the shit so anything you got coming up we actually have it 1858 01:27:08,500 --> 01:27:10,980 Uh, you can go ahead and hand to him but anything you got coming up say it right there 1859 01:27:10,980 --> 01:27:13,940 We'll have it on the side of you, you know, is this some kind of joke? 1860 01:27:13,940 --> 01:27:19,460 You know, I can't read this shit. I've got fucking glaucoma and you put it in the smallest font possible. Go ahead read it off 1861 01:27:20,420 --> 01:27:24,580 You think you're cute damn it jack being ableist the second ableist on the scene, dude 1862 01:27:24,580 --> 01:27:28,260 I guess the big thing to promote right now is to get tickets for that stardom show 1863 01:27:28,340 --> 01:27:32,260 I can't stress this enough. You will be kicking yourself in the ass and they're free 1864 01:27:32,420 --> 01:27:33,460 They're free 1865 01:27:33,460 --> 01:27:39,300 Now if you let me tell you something if you there is like a three dollar charge for ticket fee or whatever 1866 01:27:39,620 --> 01:27:45,140 If you email me about that goddamn ticket charge, you can suck my dick dude. It's a free ticket 1867 01:27:45,460 --> 01:27:50,580 You're gonna get hit with a two drink minimum when you go in there. Anyway, it's free tickets. We're getting it to you 1868 01:27:50,580 --> 01:27:55,560 Yes, they may charge you two dollars or three dollars for a ticket fee, but go to the stardom.com 1869 01:27:56,100 --> 01:28:00,740 Use promo code x5 get four up to four free tickets. Here's a little inside baseball 1870 01:28:00,740 --> 01:28:01,780 You can get as many tickets 1871 01:28:01,780 --> 01:28:04,900 You can use that promo code a hundred times if you've got that many friends now 1872 01:28:04,900 --> 01:28:09,780 I don't know many comics with one friend but outside of this a lot of the comics down in birmingham 1873 01:28:10,180 --> 01:28:12,740 I put them on shows thinking they'll bring four or five people 1874 01:28:13,060 --> 01:28:15,860 Not one person gives a squirt of piss about them dude 1875 01:28:15,860 --> 01:28:21,700 As a matter of fact, I think comedy is their social circle and they have no friends outside of that. It's crazy. So 1876 01:28:22,420 --> 01:28:27,700 If you want to go it's free definitely go to stardom.com. It's april 30th. I mean may 30th 1877 01:28:28,660 --> 01:28:29,700 Jesus 1878 01:28:29,700 --> 01:28:31,060 uh 1879 01:28:31,060 --> 01:28:33,540 And it starts at 7 30 10 comics 1880 01:28:34,260 --> 01:28:39,940 Winner gets 500 and then they compete at the end for five thousand dollars in august. So yeah 1881 01:28:39,940 --> 01:28:46,020 Hell yeah, and they pick wild cards too if you're a comic and you don't win and it was close between you and somebody else 1882 01:28:46,020 --> 01:28:48,580 They'll probably snatch you up because there's only five 1883 01:28:49,540 --> 01:28:53,220 Events and so for this six for the finals they need five more 1884 01:28:53,220 --> 01:28:56,740 So they're going to pull five wild cards so and i'm not in charge of picking them 1885 01:28:56,740 --> 01:29:00,340 I wish I was they don't even ask me to vote on the final thing, which is crazy 1886 01:29:00,740 --> 01:29:05,940 I'm just in charge of gathering everybody up and feeding it to bruce and cassio and all those guys 1887 01:29:05,940 --> 01:29:11,860 I know. Yeah, and uh at uh david line. I am david line. I'm on all social media. I am david line 1888 01:29:11,860 --> 01:29:13,780 I'm l y n a m 1889 01:29:13,780 --> 01:29:15,780 And I need followers. Thank you 1890 01:29:15,780 --> 01:29:36,040 All right. Thanks again, man. I had a blast man. Really appreciate this dude. Yeah