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What are you doing on May 17th?

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Not touching kids.

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Hey, yeah, we're not touching kids over here.

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We're not gonna be at shenanigans, dude.

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We're gonna be at shenanigans and we're not doing crack.

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But if you do wanna smoke crack, we're fine with it.

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Hey, there's not touching kids as long as you don't do that.

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As long as you don't, don't do a Drake, all right?

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You heard what K-Dot said, man.

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Come out, please, May 17th,

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go buy tickets on shenanigans website.

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It's in the link, it's in the description below.

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Link in bio.

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Link in bio.

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Link in bio.

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Link in bio.

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Hot sexy girls, link in bio.

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Hell yeah, we should put a hot girl

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on the thumbnail of this one.

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Oh my gosh, dude, just the tits, dude.

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Yeah, just Sidney Sweeney's tits just poked up.

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What do you think about that, Brandon?

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Man, I think that's a great idea.

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Honestly, I was gonna recommend that myself,

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but like he said, y'all, listen, May 17th, man,

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don't go down there and do them kids, don't do that.

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I mean, crack, you could do that too.

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It might make your experience a little bit funner.

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You can bring a little bit backstage.

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We're not gonna do it with you, but we'll cheer you on.

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May 17th, it's gonna go, you never know, I might join.

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But May 17th is going down, be there, be square,

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and like Sidney Sweeney or whatever her name is, right?

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What's her name?

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Sidney Sweeney.

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I said it perfectly, goodbye.

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And those noises you heard were not Brandon

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touching himself, that was just him grunting

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to get up off the floor.

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Yeah, maybe.

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May 17th, shenanigans, eight o'clock, come out.

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No kids.

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This is the Clown College Podcast.

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We're just a couple open micers

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trying to make our way through the scene.

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Where we interview comedians throughout different stages

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of their comedy career, no matter if they're open micers,

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headliners, or traveling comedians.

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I'm here too, Jamie 2.0, I just talk a lot more.

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Damn it, Brandon.

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Go sit in the corner.

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Dude, on Friday at the apartment show,

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Jonathan Silver explained to me that,

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I like that Apple in the app store,

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they lightened up their restrictions on game emulators.

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And there's this thing called Delta, and I downloaded it,

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and you can play all the old Game Boy, DS games,

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all that stuff, and I've been playing Pokemon.

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I was gonna say, that was what I would play too.

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I have like seven hours, it's been two days, man.

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They got SmackDown versus Raw 2007.

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That's what I need to know.

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You can look it up, was it on DS?

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Yeah, I mean, actually, no, 2008 I think was on DS.

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Okay, yeah.

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I'm gonna get that, it's on there.

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Either, what was it, either Nintendo or PSP,

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I played one of them, it was good, man.

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It was good?

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Oh, dude, the PSP, I forgot about that.

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Oh yeah.

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I think I still have one.

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I had those little discs.

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That was crazy.

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It broke after two months, man, I got it at the pawn shop.

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It was ahead of its time, though.

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Oh, he definitely.

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Like, I bet if I booted mine up right now,

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it'd still look decent to play in handheld.

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Yeah.

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That's good.

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I think he had like online play too,

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which was like way ahead of its time.

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Oh, did it?

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Cause they made that new version of the PSP

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like a little while after that.

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I forgot what it was called.

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The Vita, it was the PSP.

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The Vita, yeah.

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Oh yeah.

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I never had one of those, but I'm pretty sure

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you could play like Call of Duty online

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on that fucking thing.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, this is one I might,

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I might actually get this one still.

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Bring this back, dude.

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I know they have the Nintendo Switch,

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but I mean, I would like,

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dude, something like that where you could just be driving

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in the car, like, and playing Warzone.

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You said drive.

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I know.

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Oh yeah, dude.

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Y'all niggas don't wanna get on Warzone.

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I was playing last night.

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I downloaded it last night.

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You did?

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But because of one reason,

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they got Cheech and Chong on there now.

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Yeah.

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So that's why I was like, I gotta get it

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before that goes away.

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Well, let's go.

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Yep, so I gotta.

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Let's go, Brandon.

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I like that, that's your reasoning.

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Yeah, that's the only reason.

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Cheech and Chong.

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Hey.

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Alex Z's in the game, dude.

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Hey.

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I was getting my ass beat last night.

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I'm usually good.

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Like, I'm usually like 10 kills, you know,

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eight kills, 10 kills a game.

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Dude, I'll tell you, I was getting fucked up.

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Like, I don't know if what's happening.

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Oh, Happy Cinco de Mayo, maybe that's what it was.

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Happy Cinco de Mayo.

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Maybe the Mexicans were on.

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We would be remiss if we didn't bring that up.

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And if you think I'm not getting drunk

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from tequila today, you're out of your mind.

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Jack will be here at 2.30,

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and I already bought the, he sent me a picture,

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and he was like, get the, what's that shit called?

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Margarita mix.

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He has the Rocks tequila.

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But this shocked me.

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When I looked at the margarita mix you got,

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it was non-alcoholic, dude.

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Yeah.

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I know that the mixer doesn't have to have alcohol in it,

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but you can buy margarita mix with alcohol already in there.

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You don't want that, dude.

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It's like, it has like 8%.

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Yeah, but then you get the 1800 margarita mix,

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and then you get 1800 tequila,

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and then you pour at your own discretion.

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Yeah, yeah, that's true.

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It'll probably fuck you up.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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You don't want to get too fucked up.

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I don't even like margaritas.

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I'm gonna probably drink one,

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and then just take shots of the rest.

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I'd rather do shots, dude.

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Fuck all that other shit.

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Yeah.

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It makes us too much.

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But for Cinco de Mayo, I will have.

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Matter of fact, whenever we shoot Kenans right after this,

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I think we'll all have one,

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because Kenan drinks.

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Oh, nice, yeah.

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Yeah, yeah.

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It's gonna be fun.

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Brandon, look up the history of Cinco de Mayo.

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I know it's like, I think it's Mexican Independence Day.

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No, it's not.

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That's not what it is?

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It's different, because when I lived in San Antonio,

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my brother's wife is Mexican,

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and we went out for Mexican Independence Day,

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and it's not this.

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It's this.

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I wonder what the celebrated recognizes

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Mexico's victory over the second French Empire.

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Oh, damn.

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Damn, 1862.

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That's like if we had a holiday for the Civil War.

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I get, what?

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Is Juneteenth?

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Juneteenth is kind of like that, I think.

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It's when the news reached.

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This is a new holiday.

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I ain't gonna lie to you, I have no,

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like when they were all up in arms about it,

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I was like, I ain't even know.

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I've never heard of it before, 2020.

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It's like a lot of things I never heard of before 2020.

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Same here.

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You know what I mean?

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Everybody got time to just get on the internet.

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Oh yeah, when COVID hit.

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It's almost like when people are isolated,

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they start going crazy.

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I don't know, something like that.

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But I'm down for Juneteenth.

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Now it's federally recognized,

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so your mailman gets the day off.

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So shout out to him or her.

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Hell yeah.

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If it's a woman, is it still a mailman

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or is it mailwoman?

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Mailperson.

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But see, this is my thing.

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Mailperson doesn't sound good.

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It doesn't.

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I wouldn't even, even if I was,

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didn't wanna be called a man,

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I don't wanna be called mailperson.

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Yeah, same here.

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Fuck that, it doesn't roll off the tongue.

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What about the slinger?

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That goes mailman.

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The slinger.

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What's that?

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The sling the mail.

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Oh, those sling it, man.

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I thought that was the newspaper people sling it.

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Well, yeah, yeah.

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But Huntsville Times is all digital now.

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They don't make print publications anymore.

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I feel bad for them, man.

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I remember these would come to my house

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and shit and not anymore.

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Now you get online.

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Yeah.

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Not old school shit.

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My grandma still gets,

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that's the only time I read the newspaper.

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She's 97 and I go back and she's mad that they mixed,

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like in our little town,

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they mixed like all the rest of the towns around us

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and she's like, this is bullshit.

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Nothing this has to do with me.

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This isn't St. Trelia, dude.

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Yeah, dude.

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See town.

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Well, yeah, Seco DeMille, we're gonna have some fun today.

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We got a great guest.

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Yes, we do.

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Keenan.

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Yeah, Keenan.

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It's our first Birmingham.

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Well, he's not Birmingham.

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Gaston, Birmingham area.

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Is that Gaston close to Birmingham?

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Close enough, dude.

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I'd say maybe 30 minutes away.

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Oh, okay, so kind of like here.

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And what's that fucking other town that's right there?

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Across the bridge.

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Athens, Decatur.

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Decatur, yeah, yeah, like here in Decatur.

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Decatur, dude.

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I was thinking, cause I used to go to Calhoun out there

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when I had to do some classes out there.

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62 miles.

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62 miles.

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Little further.

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Oh shit, that's further.

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That's not the same.

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That's like an hour.

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That's like from here to Birmingham then, so that's not.

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Not too crazy.

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00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:04,040
Still far though.

271
00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:04,880
Oh yeah.

272
00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:06,680
And he's fucking always traveling around in miles.

273
00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:08,040
He comes here more than most of Birmingham.

274
00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:08,880
I mean, definitely.

275
00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:12,080
He's definitely the most, he's the most frequent

276
00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:12,920
out of towner.

277
00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:13,960
Funny as shit too.

278
00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:14,920
Hell yeah.

279
00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:17,360
I remember one time I saw it with a Huntsville comic

280
00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:18,640
because I would see him so many times.

281
00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:19,480
I was like, are you from Huntsville?

282
00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:20,840
He's like, no, Gaston.

283
00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:22,200
I was like, oh shit, okay.

284
00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:26,320
Hey, so I wanted to ask y'all this.

285
00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:29,240
I know y'all young, so maybe it hasn't happened to you yet,

286
00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:32,320
but do y'all have a memory that like,

287
00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:36,320
I have a memory in my head that I think is 100% true,

288
00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:38,600
but when I think about it, when I say it out loud,

289
00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:40,320
I'm like, maybe that didn't happen.

290
00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:42,320
You know what I mean?

291
00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:43,160
Yes.

292
00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:44,000
You guys know what I'm talking about?

293
00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:44,840
I know what you mean.

294
00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:45,660
So look, when I was,

295
00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:49,400
so when I was in Hawaii, right,

296
00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:52,000
and first got there, had to be within the first year,

297
00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,360
this dude, Sauron Borkowski, was like,

298
00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:56,520
hey, will you guys come with me to this secret?

299
00:08:56,520 --> 00:08:58,560
Because everybody likes to have their own beach.

300
00:08:58,560 --> 00:08:59,400
You know what I'm saying?

301
00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:00,880
Their own thing in Hawaii.

302
00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:02,280
And he was like, come with me.

303
00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:04,840
It's like surrounded by waterfalls and it's swimming.

304
00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:08,080
A big thing if you have a waterfall that you can swim in.

305
00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:11,520
So then it was like a whole bunch of waterfalls.

306
00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:12,640
And I just remember this.

307
00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:15,080
I know we did that part, but this part,

308
00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:16,580
I was like, maybe we didn't do it,

309
00:09:16,580 --> 00:09:18,040
but I'm almost positive we did.

310
00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:21,400
It was two waterfalls like this, right?

311
00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:24,880
Not too far from each other, like going down cascading.

312
00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:26,520
And we were climbing up one

313
00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:28,520
and we would jump to the other side.

314
00:09:29,420 --> 00:09:31,080
Dom, I can tell you right now.

315
00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:31,920
Nah, that's what you love.

316
00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:34,440
Without a shadow of a doubt that that did not happen.

317
00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:36,040
Oh my gosh.

318
00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:36,880
I know, I know.

319
00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:39,280
I'm thinking just like you're thinking right now.

320
00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:41,960
There's no way I did, but why do I remember?

321
00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:43,440
Why do I think about it?

322
00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:44,440
I mean, that does happen.

323
00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:46,360
Let's break it down, dude.

324
00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:48,680
So you're jumping from one waterfall to another one.

325
00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:50,680
So it's like you're climbing up one like this

326
00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:51,840
and then you go, oh.

327
00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:52,760
There you go.

328
00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,040
That would be hard to do

329
00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:56,920
on just a normal rock wall that's dry.

330
00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:59,880
Now you have the aspect of it's wet, there's less grip,

331
00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:03,280
and you have to push off and then grab on to the other one.

332
00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:04,600
Yeah, dude, I think we did it.

333
00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:06,760
I feel like there's a chance that definitely,

334
00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:08,320
you really feel like it could've happened.

335
00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:09,280
It could've happened.

336
00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:11,120
Dude, I like remember, it's not just that,

337
00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:12,440
it's like I remember.

338
00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:14,760
I remember like the water was so blue

339
00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:16,000
and I never got to go back

340
00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:19,040
because he wouldn't tell me where it was, like again.

341
00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:20,720
And we never went back.

342
00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:23,240
It was Sauron Borkowski and Sauron Garcia

343
00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:25,600
and we went to this fucking perfect spot

344
00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:27,040
that I never got to go back to.

345
00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:29,440
It was like some mythical shit.

346
00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:30,880
Dom got drugged, man.

347
00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:33,920
Dom got drugged by his higher up in the army, dude.

348
00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:34,760
I mean.

349
00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:37,920
You smoked that Maui Waui, dude.

350
00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:39,360
Cause I think weird stuff too.

351
00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:41,640
Like I don't know why I keep thinking this thing.

352
00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:44,960
I was like when I was born, somebody had me in a basket

353
00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:46,160
and it was a nun or something.

354
00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:48,120
And then I go in this light thing.

355
00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:50,560
But I know that didn't happen, but it could've happened.

356
00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:52,120
That was Moses.

357
00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:53,200
I don't know, maybe that was me

358
00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:54,560
and me remembering some shit

359
00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:55,960
that was happening before I was born.

360
00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:58,840
Yeah, the reincarnation, it's real.

361
00:10:58,840 --> 00:10:59,680
Oh wow, yeah.

362
00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:00,500
I believe it.

363
00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:01,340
You never know.

364
00:11:01,340 --> 00:11:02,440
I've seen the videos.

365
00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:04,280
Yeah, I'm convinced.

366
00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:05,120
I don't know.

367
00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:09,040
These little kids are talking about fucking four years old

368
00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:11,680
talking about Jebediah falling down a well.

369
00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:12,760
How the fuck do they know this?

370
00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:13,960
I don't even know what that is.

371
00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:14,960
You said Jebediah.

372
00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:15,800
Jebediah.

373
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:16,620
You didn't know him?

374
00:11:16,620 --> 00:11:17,460
You don't remember Jebediah?

375
00:11:17,460 --> 00:11:18,300
Let me search that up.

376
00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:19,680
So Jebediah.

377
00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:20,520
Jebediah.

378
00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:22,520
Jeba Walkage.

379
00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:23,840
You talking about the rock band, dude?

380
00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:24,680
What the fuck?

381
00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:25,500
This guy?

382
00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:26,720
That's Jebediah. Bible.

383
00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:27,680
Oh, Bible.

384
00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:28,520
Fuck.

385
00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:30,360
It messed me up.

386
00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:31,680
Jebediah falls down a well.

387
00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:35,360
Brandon just, it says, can we know your location?

388
00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:38,400
Brandon hit allow without a second thought, dude.

389
00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:39,880
I don't know why it keeps on popping up.

390
00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:40,760
It's like every time.

391
00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:42,520
No, no, press press remember.

392
00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:43,360
Remember my decision.

393
00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:44,180
Remember my decision.

394
00:11:44,180 --> 00:11:45,020
There you go.

395
00:11:45,020 --> 00:11:45,860
And allow.

396
00:11:45,860 --> 00:11:46,680
There we go.

397
00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:48,240
All right, let's see.

398
00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:49,600
Oh, fuck, well.

399
00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:51,200
What the fuck did Webb come from?

400
00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:52,920
Here we go.

401
00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:53,760
This?

402
00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:56,280
No, that's not it.

403
00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:57,120
That's not how I remember it.

404
00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:58,560
Let me search up Bible

405
00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:01,680
because they doing the little rock band people.

406
00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:02,880
Well, maybe it's a good rock band.

407
00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:04,640
I'm not shitting on it.

408
00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:07,680
Let's see, in the name Jebaiba.

409
00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:08,920
Okay, by King Solomon.

410
00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:10,760
Okay, Solomon.

411
00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:13,200
After the prophet Nathan was sent by God

412
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,400
to tell David and Basima

413
00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:19,240
that their son must be called beloved of the Lord.

414
00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:21,760
Okay, I don't, that's not shit about a well, but.

415
00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:25,200
Well, he said Jebaiba and then Solomon, dude.

416
00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:26,080
Well, how you say it?

417
00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:26,920
Solomon.

418
00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:28,680
Solomon and Jebaiba.

419
00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:29,520
Jebaiba.

420
00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:33,160
Wait, so what's that Bathsheba?

421
00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:34,000
I said it right.

422
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,360
Bathsheba, yeah.

423
00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:37,400
I think, oh my, some biblical,

424
00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:40,640
I love biblical names because it's like Bathsheba

425
00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:43,680
and then David, you know, it's like real simple.

426
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,920
And then one, Methuselah.

427
00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:47,920
The oldest person ever.

428
00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:49,040
Melchizedek.

429
00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:51,040
Look out Methuselah, bruh.

430
00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:52,440
How old was Methuselah?

431
00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:55,680
Methuselah, how you say Methuselah?

432
00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:56,640
Meth-oo-zelah.

433
00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:58,600
Oh, Meth-oo-zelah, okay.

434
00:12:58,600 --> 00:12:59,680
I didn't know either.

435
00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:01,160
Oh, there it is.

436
00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:03,200
First one, okay, that's good.

437
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,320
Oh, it's a dude?

438
00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:05,160
Wow.

439
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:06,360
It sounds like a chick's name.

440
00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:07,200
That does.

441
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,640
Methuselah.

442
00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:10,880
I don't know, I never really thought about it.

443
00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:14,440
It says he was 969 years old.

444
00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:15,880
Yeah, some things in the Bible are wrong.

445
00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:16,720
Palindrome.

446
00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:17,840
I mean, that'd be cool.

447
00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:20,320
I said, that'd be kinda cool.

448
00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:21,760
I mean, you live 900.

449
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:22,600
He wasn't.

450
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:23,420
No.

451
00:13:23,420 --> 00:13:24,260
But he wasn't.

452
00:13:24,260 --> 00:13:25,100
Probably 100.

453
00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:25,920
He might've been, dude.

454
00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:28,720
Because things in the Bible are wrong.

455
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:31,400
He might've just told everybody he was that old.

456
00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:32,240
They were like, prove it.

457
00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:35,000
He was the oldest guy, so he could just say that.

458
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,160
I was here how long?

459
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:37,880
He was really 65.

460
00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:39,280
Everybody died at 30.

461
00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:40,800
He was 40 years old, dude.

462
00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:45,560
Fuckin', they're like giants.

463
00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:48,120
They were giants, but we never found any giant bones.

464
00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:51,040
Dude, we find dinosaur bones all the time.

465
00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:52,600
Yo.

466
00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:55,560
Dude, I got an argument with my boy Ant about this.

467
00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:59,120
How long ago do you think dinosaurs were on the Earth?

468
00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:01,120
Let's see, I think it was definitely millions,

469
00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:03,080
but the last time we probably had them,

470
00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,780
probably after AD time, maybe.

471
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:09,040
I don't know when.

472
00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:09,880
Millions.

473
00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:11,160
It's millions of years.

474
00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:12,560
It's been a while.

475
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,320
And then I was talking to my boy Ant, Mexican,

476
00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:18,400
and he was like, 3000 years ago.

477
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,240
Are you fucking with me?

478
00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:20,640
Oh, no, not 3000.

479
00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:22,440
He thought dinosaurs.

480
00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:25,480
Not like, oh, okay, there's like one doodoo dodo bird

481
00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:27,640
or the fucking Komodo dragon.

482
00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:28,480
I'm talking about real fucking.

483
00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:29,520
Well, we got alligators now.

484
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:32,080
Yeah, I'm talking about real fucking dinosaurs.

485
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,880
Millions of years ago, tens of millions.

486
00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:35,720
Yeah, I don't.

487
00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:36,560
Hundreds.

488
00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:39,560
But how do they, I don't really know the process behind it.

489
00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:41,820
Like, say you dig up a fossil.

490
00:14:41,820 --> 00:14:43,920
I know they can carbon date it or whatever,

491
00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:45,920
but I don't even understand that process.

492
00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:47,080
I'll take their word for it,

493
00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:49,640
because the fact of the matter is, I don't give a shit, dude.

494
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,160
We don't got them anymore.

495
00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:53,340
Even if they're off by 50 million years,

496
00:14:53,340 --> 00:14:55,640
it's still millions of years, you know what I mean?

497
00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:56,960
It's been a minute, dude.

498
00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:57,800
It's been a minute.

499
00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:58,620
I mean, we got the meteorite, right?

500
00:14:58,620 --> 00:14:59,920
Like, they got little chips of that meteorite

501
00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:01,600
that could tell you, like, millions of years ago,

502
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,760
it came in there and wiped everything out.

503
00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:04,600
I wonder, yeah.

504
00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:05,420
Or most of it.

505
00:15:05,420 --> 00:15:06,260
Do they got that?

506
00:15:06,260 --> 00:15:07,100
I think so.

507
00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:07,940
Let me say something.

508
00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:11,560
I think, look up the impact zone of that fucking meteor, dude.

509
00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:12,400
I don't think they know,

510
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:13,360
because didn't they say, like,

511
00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:15,960
it could be like the Grand Canyon or?

512
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:17,720
Well, I heard it was like,

513
00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:20,360
well, you know, the Pangea and all that shit,

514
00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:22,760
all the continents used to be one landmass,

515
00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:24,880
and they slowly kind of drifted away.

516
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,280
The what the fuck is that?

517
00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:27,120
I was trying to see what it's saying.

518
00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:28,440
Chicks Club Crater?

519
00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:29,520
Chica Pogba.

520
00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:31,240
Chica Pogba.

521
00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:32,080
Damn.

522
00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:32,920
Chicks Club Crater.

523
00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:34,360
It hit Alabama, dude.

524
00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:35,200
Damn.

525
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,040
Damn.

526
00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:37,880
It hit the Yucatan Peninsula, dude.

527
00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:38,720
Just across the goal.

528
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:39,560
That's where it hit?

529
00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:40,380
Damn, man.

530
00:15:40,380 --> 00:15:41,600
Maybe, dude.

531
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:42,720
I think, yeah, I feel like,

532
00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:43,920
oh, where all that water is at,

533
00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:44,760
that's where it's being made, right?

534
00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:45,960
Wait, go to all, Brandon, please.

535
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:46,800
Yeah, let's go to all.

536
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:48,920
Let's get, dude, this is what we do here at Clown College.

537
00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:49,760
We do signing.

538
00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:50,920
Oh, yeah, we teach you, man.

539
00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:52,920
We get you right.

540
00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:53,760
The Chicksulub Crater.

541
00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:55,280
The Chica Sue Crater.

542
00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:58,240
10 and 15 kilometers.

543
00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:00,160
Why, that's like seven miles, dude.

544
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,160
Seven and a half, eight miles, maybe.

545
00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:03,000
That's great.

546
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:03,840
Imagine if that happened again.

547
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:04,680
That's a big ass thing.

548
00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,400
Well, that's it.

549
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,380
They said, like, when it hit,

550
00:16:09,380 --> 00:16:10,540
within seconds, everything,

551
00:16:10,540 --> 00:16:12,840
I mean, like, within minutes, everything was dead.

552
00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:15,600
I thought, and I could be completely wrong.

553
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:16,440
I have no idea.

554
00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:17,880
I think it killed a lot of shit

555
00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:20,000
and fucked up a lot of shit on impact.

556
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,820
Like, the sea levels, maybe, I don't know.

557
00:16:22,820 --> 00:16:25,360
But I also heard, like, the cloud.

558
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:26,200
Yeah, the ash.

559
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:27,040
Oh, yeah, man.

560
00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:28,120
That's what killed every, like,

561
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,160
stopped vegetation from growing.

562
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:31,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

563
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,240
Nothing was habitable anymore for a while.

564
00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:35,000
Probably, that's what's crazy about time,

565
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,140
because it was probably millions of years,

566
00:16:37,140 --> 00:16:38,720
or hundreds of thousands of years,

567
00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:41,120
where nothing could fucking grow.

568
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:41,960
Yeah.

569
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,560
And then some little organisms, like,

570
00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:45,240
I'm down now, I'm ready to go.

571
00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:48,840
Dude, the thing that probably survived,

572
00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:51,640
I don't know, I don't even know what it was that survived.

573
00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:54,200
Like, what was the species that kept life on Earth

574
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:55,120
after this?

575
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:55,960
I have no clue.

576
00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:57,960
Maybe a little fucking cockroach or something?

577
00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:59,560
I think it was like little mice, like mammals.

578
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:00,400
Cause you remember they said that,

579
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:01,220
they were like, at first we were like

580
00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:03,560
little mice type things, hiding.

581
00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:05,200
We were mice, dude?

582
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:06,460
At one point, they say.

583
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:08,760
Well, God created us, so.

584
00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:09,600
Dude, first of all.

585
00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:10,520
Yes, God did.

586
00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:12,160
Praise Jesus, Christian.

587
00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:13,880
Allah.

588
00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:15,040
If you like that, too, yeah.

589
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:17,280
I mean, I gotta learn, I gotta learn, man.

590
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:19,200
Whatever floats your boat, dude.

591
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,020
What lived at the extinction?

592
00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:27,080
After the extinction incident.

593
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:31,640
Yeah, dinosaur, meteor.

594
00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:32,480
Oh, there we go.

595
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:34,720
You could've just.

596
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:35,560
Where'd it go?

597
00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:38,760
Extinction of, yeah, right there, right there.

598
00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:40,080
There it is.

599
00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:41,080
Alligators and crocodiles.

600
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:42,400
Fuck yeah, dude.

601
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:45,480
Alligators my favorite animal, and I didn't even know that.

602
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:47,040
He's right, we got one right outside.

603
00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:47,880
I'm saying, dude.

604
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:48,700
Come on in here, buddy.

605
00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:50,320
Hell yeah, I'm gonna get an alligator tattooed

606
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,160
across my chest now.

607
00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:53,000
Yeah, you should do it, man.

608
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:53,840
I'd be nice.

609
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,160
Survivor, dude.

610
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:56,000
Frogs and salamanders.

611
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:56,880
You should get the throat tattoo.

612
00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,280
You seen these things?

613
00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:00,600
Oh, dude, those are so funny.

614
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,080
King throat or.

615
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,040
Infinite throat.

616
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,320
Yeah, like.

617
00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:06,220
That one you sent me was crazy.

618
00:18:06,220 --> 00:18:08,600
I can't remember what it was, but it was,

619
00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:12,400
maybe it was goat, and it was like throat goat.

620
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,600
No, it had a whole bunch of them.

621
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:15,680
Suss throat tattoo.

622
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:16,820
Oh, that looks.

623
00:18:16,820 --> 00:18:18,640
You gotta look up the suss throat tattoo.

624
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:19,480
Oh yeah, I got you.

625
00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:20,920
You want me to put suss down there?

626
00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:22,320
Yeah.

627
00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:23,720
Put some suss on it, Bruno.

628
00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:24,560
All right.

629
00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:28,320
Oh, right there, right there.

630
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:29,800
Yes, that's the popular one.

631
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,880
That's limitless throat.

632
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:32,720
Why?

633
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:33,680
Yeah, that is weird.

634
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,160
Why would you put that there?

635
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:36,480
Especially if somebody sees that,

636
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:37,880
but also your throat's limitless.

637
00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:38,720
Let's test it out.

638
00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:39,720
That's what he's saying.

639
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:42,160
That dude's also in the G League of the NBA,

640
00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:45,800
he plays for the San Jose Hornets or whatever.

641
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:46,800
That's crazy, man.

642
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:48,640
I couldn't, I couldn't.

643
00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:49,960
You got any tattoos, Brandon?

644
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:50,800
Nope.

645
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:51,640
Oh, you don't got any?

646
00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:52,480
Nah, man.

647
00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:53,320
You don't want any?

648
00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:55,000
I mean, I would if I,

649
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,980
it's like I don't know what to get,

650
00:18:57,980 --> 00:19:00,120
because my thing is I feel like if I get something now,

651
00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:00,960
it's just gonna be stupid.

652
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:03,760
It'll be like a Rick and Morty or a fuckin' Looney Tunes

653
00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:05,200
or something just random.

654
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:08,480
I could totally see you with a Spider-Man tattoo.

655
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,320
Oh, yeah.

656
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:10,140
Or a Deadpool.

657
00:19:10,140 --> 00:19:11,400
Deadpool would be a cool tattoo.

658
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,240
Oh yeah, get the symbol right here.

659
00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:13,920
Cutting somebody's head off or something.

660
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:14,920
We could do that too.

661
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,040
I put that on my back.

662
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,040
Put that on my back, the symbol right here.

663
00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:19,880
Yeah, it'd be tight.

664
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:21,760
You could have him teabaggin' Wolverine.

665
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,000
I would do it.

666
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,120
I would, shit, man.

667
00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:25,960
That's my true favorite.

668
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:28,440
We should get you like a throat tattoo, Brandon.

669
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:29,960
No, that's too far.

670
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,400
Walk around with limitless.

671
00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:33,280
Now we in the incident.

672
00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:34,120
Limitless ring.

673
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,680
Let's see how limitless, crap.

674
00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:40,400
See, I don't, I would never get a throat,

675
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:42,480
I never even got a forearm tattoo.

676
00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:45,080
I don't want throat, forearm, hands.

677
00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:45,920
Yeah.

678
00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:46,760
I'm old school.

679
00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:48,760
They said you do that, you won't get a job.

680
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:50,440
I know everybody has them now,

681
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,160
but definitely not doing throat.

682
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,120
I was never planning on getting a job.

683
00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:58,160
Yeah, but I don't know, the face is a lot.

684
00:19:58,160 --> 00:19:59,240
I would never do the face.

685
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,080
I couldn't.

686
00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:01,400
Neck, probably not.

687
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,240
Fuck no.

688
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,800
I wouldn't do the hands either.

689
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,120
I just, I don't know.

690
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:07,680
I probably won't ever get another tattoo, man.

691
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:09,280
I'm happy with the ones that I have.

692
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:11,640
Dude, I've had mine forever, and I forget I have them.

693
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:13,600
I mean, I just wanna kind of fill them in

694
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:14,600
and then be done with them.

695
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:15,420
Yeah.

696
00:20:15,420 --> 00:20:17,440
I never think about it until other people bring them up.

697
00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:18,280
And that's the worst.

698
00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:19,240
I hate when people are like,

699
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:21,360
oh, what does this tattoo mean?

700
00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:23,160
It's like, dude, you don't give a fuck.

701
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:24,560
Exactly.

702
00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:26,160
Why are we doing this, man?

703
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:27,840
What are we doing here, dude?

704
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:29,440
I get an anchor.

705
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:30,480
Little anchor right there.

706
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:31,680
Oh, hell yeah, Brandon.

707
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:32,760
You know, like Popeye?

708
00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:34,640
Yep, something like that, right there.

709
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:35,680
Yeah, don't do that.

710
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:36,520
What?

711
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:37,360
Yeah.

712
00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:39,360
People are like, yeah.

713
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:40,360
They'll do that one.

714
00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:41,440
Yeah, dude.

715
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:42,280
Yeah.

716
00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:44,440
Popeye, but instead you eat collard greens.

717
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:47,400
Collard greens and fucking stuffing.

718
00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:50,120
I like how white people say collard.

719
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:51,440
Collard greens.

720
00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:52,520
Turnip greens.

721
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:53,960
No, that's the shit right there.

722
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:54,800
See, like turnips?

723
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:55,640
I like both.

724
00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:56,480
I like any greens.

725
00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:57,800
I don't like turnips.

726
00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:58,640
I don't like mix.

727
00:20:58,640 --> 00:20:59,480
I like collards.

728
00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:00,640
No, just collards.

729
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:02,240
Just collard, give me the leafy,

730
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:03,480
with the ham hock in there.

731
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,320
You can even do turkey neck bones if you,

732
00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:08,600
you know, one of the prey five times a day, people.

733
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:13,600
But big, big news, you graduate tomorrow.

734
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:14,520
Oh, shit.

735
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:15,360
Yay.

736
00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:17,520
Yay.

737
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,480
Yeah, I'm ecstatic.

738
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:20,400
Finally done.

739
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:21,880
It's good to be done, man.

740
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:24,000
Shit, I might go back.

741
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,520
I might go get another bachelor's.

742
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:28,120
I don't even want a master's, dude.

743
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:28,960
Double bachelor's.

744
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:32,040
I didn't know that if you graduate with a bachelor's degree,

745
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,560
you can go back to graduate school

746
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:35,680
and get a master's degree in anything.

747
00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:37,880
It doesn't even have to be related to what you're doing.

748
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:38,720
Oh, yeah.

749
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:39,560
No shit.

750
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:41,120
Like I could, maybe I could,

751
00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:43,280
I still got time I could be a doctor.

752
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:44,680
Oh, shit.

753
00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:45,680
I won't be a doctor.

754
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:48,800
See you in the surgery room, that'd be interesting.

755
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,640
I'm like, hey, JJ, you gonna hook me up.

756
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:51,480
Dude, that's hard.

757
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:55,200
Dude, my cousin is a fucking vascular surgeon.

758
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:56,040
I think that's what it's called.

759
00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:57,680
He does like the veins and stuff.

760
00:21:57,680 --> 00:22:00,480
He like takes like a bova, like a cow vein,

761
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:02,960
and puts it in somebody's heart or whatever.

762
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:06,120
He works like 14 to 16 hours a day.

763
00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:06,960
Damn.

764
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:08,520
And that's just not for me, man.

765
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:09,360
Yeah.

766
00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:10,360
And that's, dude, you got,

767
00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:12,480
you're playing operation in real life, dude.

768
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:13,720
You're dealing with somebody's life.

769
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:16,160
Somebody's life is in your hands.

770
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,480
No, man, I'm good, dude.

771
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:20,520
Like they get paid, like doctors get paid a lot,

772
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:22,320
but they need to get paid a lot.

773
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:23,560
Cause they work so much.

774
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:25,240
I'm always on call.

775
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:27,280
They can't fucking go get fucked up on Cinco de Mayo

776
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:28,400
like we're about to.

777
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:30,560
I mean, they can, but probably wouldn't be great.

778
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:31,400
Yeah.

779
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,120
If they're unsafe,

780
00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:34,800
you're gonna have a different arm, different color.

781
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:37,080
You're like, what the fuck? I'm mixed.

782
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:41,040
Don't be mixed.

783
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:41,880
You can't say nigga, I guess.

784
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:43,520
That's what Kendrick's saying.

785
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:44,840
You know what I mean?

786
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:46,400
Yeah, Drake better come back with heat

787
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:48,320
cause he's sticking up for all mixed,

788
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:51,160
light skinned niggas, even though he's Jewish.

789
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:52,000
But.

790
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,760
Well, he's Canadian, dude.

791
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:55,600
Well, he's Canadian and Jewish.

792
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,320
That you can't, you gotta choose one or the other.

793
00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:58,480
Yeah, he got double strike.

794
00:22:58,480 --> 00:22:59,320
Can't be both.

795
00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:01,440
Can't be a CJ, you know.

796
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:02,680
Who you picking?

797
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:04,400
I think Kendrick's a better rapper.

798
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:07,000
I haven't, but I like Drake's music more.

799
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:11,200
So, but then I haven't really listened to all the diss tracks

800
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:12,440
cause I just don't give a fuck.

801
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:13,280
That's not my thing.

802
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:15,080
I did, I just listened to,

803
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:19,320
so Drake dropped last night and he was like,

804
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:21,680
I was playing the game, but I had to stop playing

805
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:23,280
cause I was like, fuck it, I'm listening to this.

806
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:24,880
Seven minutes and it was fire.

807
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:25,720
It was good.

808
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:27,560
And like, oh shit, he just won.

809
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:30,240
And then Kendrick literally dropped 15 minutes after that.

810
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:32,760
And then another 15, like an hour after that,

811
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:34,760
just two different diss songs.

812
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:37,000
And he went pretty hard, called him a pedophile.

813
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:38,760
Yeah.

814
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:39,600
A minor.

815
00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:43,640
Yeah, I go like, Kendrick won so far.

816
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:45,280
I mean, he's winning right now.

817
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:47,520
Drake has to come out with a banger.

818
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:50,000
Like he has to come out not just with a good diss,

819
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,280
but he has to come out with a diss

820
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:52,720
that people are gonna play at the club.

821
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:55,400
Cause these ones, if they're playing it at the club right now,

822
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,520
they're just playing it because it's fun right now.

823
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:58,960
But you're not really listening.

824
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:01,520
The only one you're playing at the club is like that.

825
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:03,000
Yeah, yeah.

826
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:07,000
I don't feel like a lot of diss tracks have longevity.

827
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,960
Back to Back did.

828
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:10,960
Tupac's fucking. Hit em up did.

829
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:11,800
Hit em up.

830
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:13,840
But that's like the top.

831
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:14,720
Those are the best.

832
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:17,760
And Back to Back, that was the Drake diss on Meek Mill, right?

833
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,560
That was the first song I ever listened to

834
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:20,880
while I was driving a car.

835
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:21,760
For real? Yeah.

836
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:22,600
Get the fuck outta here.

837
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:23,680
It's been that long?

838
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:26,440
It was 2016, I wasn't even old enough to drive yet.

839
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:27,760
Damn!

840
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:28,600
Yeah.

841
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:29,440
Jesus, I'm old.

842
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:30,560
Damn. God.

843
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:32,440
I was in the, Brandon, look this up.

844
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:34,960
I was in a 2013 Nissan Quest, dude.

845
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:35,800
Bumping this shit.

846
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:37,520
I was driving in a cornfield.

847
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:41,400
In my grandma's van.

848
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,120
This was, it was, yeah.

849
00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:44,240
This box, yeah.

850
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:45,920
The toast, that bronze one.

851
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:46,760
That bronze one.

852
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,080
Oh, you said the bronze hold up.

853
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:48,920
Yeah.

854
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:51,680
Oh yeah, look at that thing, the toaster, dude.

855
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:52,720
Swag.

856
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:55,200
Sliding doors, what are you talking about, dude?

857
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:57,880
Kendrick Lamar wish he had that for good kid, man.

858
00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:58,720
Damn.

859
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:01,480
So that's a nice, that's a nice van, though.

860
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:02,920
It was nice, dude.

861
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:03,760
It was nice.

862
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:05,080
It was like, damn.

863
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:06,800
Fuck it, oh.

864
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:08,360
Real motherfucking Gs.

865
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:10,080
Easy E.

866
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:10,920
Who is that?

867
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:11,760
Oh yeah.

868
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,240
You did some easy E some now, nigga.

869
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:15,280
It's on you and your doggy dog.

870
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:17,040
You get y'all running shit.

871
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:20,520
Both of y'all niggas come, it's like the donkey dick.

872
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:21,360
That shit was raw.

873
00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:22,200
Easy E.

874
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:24,280
Look at best diss tracks of all time.

875
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:25,120
What do you think was the-

876
00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:30,120
Joe Vaseline, Ice Cube, and then Ether by Nas.

877
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:33,840
I guarantee they're all on there.

878
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:35,400
I wonder what the hit of-

879
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:36,240
Come on.

880
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:37,080
Fair.

881
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:39,200
That's why I fucked your bitch, you fat motherfucker.

882
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,240
Get money.

883
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:44,000
Come on, there's no better start off to the song.

884
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,240
It's so, that's why I fucked your bitch,

885
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:47,720
you fat motherfucker.

886
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:48,840
That's what he opens with.

887
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:49,880
That's what he opens with.

888
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:51,600
There's no instrumental in the background

889
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:52,960
when he starts that sitting.

890
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:54,320
And was that true, though?

891
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:55,160
Yeah, he fucked Clay.

892
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:56,000
Damn, man.

893
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,560
First off, fuck your clickin'.

894
00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:59,640
Fuck your bitch and the click you click.

895
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:00,480
I mean-

896
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:02,160
Go ahead, get a list.

897
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:03,000
Let's see, where the list is.

898
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,600
The most unforgettable, that top one.

899
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:05,440
Up here it is.

900
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:07,640
The root.

901
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:08,960
Let's see, stroll down.

902
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:10,440
More like roots.

903
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:11,280
I know these motherfuckers.

904
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:12,120
Man, get off this.

905
00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:12,960
Come on, though.

906
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:13,800
Oh, it's a fly show?

907
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:14,640
Get the fuck out of here.

908
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:15,480
Let me put a list.

909
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:16,800
Just top, yeah, a list.

910
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:17,760
I hate when they do that shit.

911
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:19,520
Yeah, I'd seen something that said Nicki Minaj.

912
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:21,200
You better go, all right, so.

913
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:22,040
Yep, so you got-

914
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:22,880
I think it's back to back.

915
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:26,680
No Vaseline, hit him up, take over.

916
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:27,920
Back to back.

917
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,560
The bitch in you.

918
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:31,240
Back Downs, this track?

919
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:32,080
I didn't know that.

920
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:32,920
That's crazy.

921
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:33,760
That's a Jairo.

922
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:34,600
Real motherfucking-

923
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:35,440
Real motherfucking G's all the way.

924
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:37,040
You crazy as hell, that shit.

925
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:39,840
The story, that's the Pusha T's diss track on Drake.

926
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:40,800
The story of-

927
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,360
Of Aiden, yeah, yeah, yeah.

928
00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:44,200
That should be up there, man.

929
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:46,720
Oh, did you see Kendrick said Drake had a daughter

930
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:47,560
that he's hiding?

931
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:48,560
You think that's true?

932
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:49,400
No.

933
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:50,220
I mean, I don't know.

934
00:26:50,220 --> 00:26:51,760
I mean, I don't give a fuck.

935
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:52,760
I just want it to be good.

936
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:54,920
But he said it's not,

937
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:56,640
but I think he said he didn't have a son

938
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:58,240
when that came out too.

939
00:26:58,240 --> 00:26:59,160
Yeah.

940
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:00,560
Oh, true.

941
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:03,200
He said the daughter's like 12 or something.

942
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:04,240
Damn, so she's older.

943
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:05,080
Yeah.

944
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:08,720
If I'm not mistaken, I could be wrong.

945
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:10,320
I mean, I don't blame,

946
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:13,800
like somebody that's at the level of fame that Drake is,

947
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,140
people are weird, man.

948
00:27:15,140 --> 00:27:17,040
Why would you want them to know about your kids?

949
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:18,400
Especially a girl.

950
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,360
I mean, like, people are weird.

951
00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:21,200
Yeah.

952
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,200
Go into any Instagram comment section

953
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,360
of any famous celebrity ever,

954
00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:27,200
and you will see some vile shit, dude.

955
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:29,600
Oh, so like, I know people, like,

956
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:31,760
when celebrities complain about like,

957
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:35,660
oh, like, I hate people commenting on my life and all this.

958
00:27:35,660 --> 00:27:38,320
And then people are like, well, you're a celebrity

959
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:40,920
and you make this money and this is what you signed up for

960
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:42,560
and you get to live this privileged life.

961
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:45,640
Doesn't mean you should be terrible to them

962
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:48,640
and say shitty things about them and their family.

963
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:50,800
Yeah, yeah, but people are trolls.

964
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:51,640
You know what I'm saying?

965
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:53,880
That's why the internet's not real.

966
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:54,840
It's not a real thing.

967
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,400
These people aren't real.

968
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:58,280
The way you know that, first of all,

969
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:00,880
anybody who lives in a town and then you know people

970
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:03,600
who you follow, mostly Facebook,

971
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,520
and then you see the stuff that they put on there

972
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:09,360
and you'll be like, you're lying.

973
00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:10,800
I know you and you're lying,

974
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:14,180
but they don't have like 500 likes, 500 comics.

975
00:28:14,180 --> 00:28:15,640
Oh my God, you're just the best.

976
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:17,240
Like, no, she smokes meth.

977
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:18,200
Yeah.

978
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:20,080
I know that she smokes meth.

979
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:21,120
She does, I sold it.

980
00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:24,280
Yeah, but then they're all like on this,

981
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:25,680
the internet's not fucking real.

982
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:26,520
This is not real.

983
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:27,480
You're watching this on the internet.

984
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:28,920
It's not real.

985
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:30,640
All right, but hold on, before we go.

986
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:32,080
This is the only real thing.

987
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:33,400
Yeah, we are.

988
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:37,240
All right, so we got a message from Jalen.

989
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:38,680
Oh, we got a message from Jalen.

990
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:39,520
To sign us off.

991
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:40,360
Are you all ready?

992
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:41,180
We miss you, Jalen.

993
00:28:41,180 --> 00:28:42,020
I miss you, man.

994
00:28:42,020 --> 00:28:44,020
Is this a real asking building?

995
00:28:44,020 --> 00:28:52,840
Yeah.

996
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:55,040
What's up, Dom, JJ, and Brandon?

997
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:59,200
I'm in Alaska right now, as y'all can see.

998
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:02,400
It's wild, and I'm just trying to tell everybody

999
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:06,520
that they should watch the clown college comedy podcast.

1000
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:07,360
Hell yeah.

1001
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:08,200
Hey!

1002
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:09,040
Oh my God.

1003
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:10,720
That looks so, see, that's what we jumped off of.

1004
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:11,560
Oh my God.

1005
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:12,400
No, it was not, yeah.

1006
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:15,600
Oh, that's beautiful.

1007
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:16,440
That's awesome, dude.

1008
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:17,680
You know, there's people up there right now

1009
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:18,760
bossing around.

1010
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:21,000
My gosh, there's probably a bear mauling a woman

1011
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,360
in the woods up there.

1012
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:23,800
Eating like a goat's ass.

1013
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,200
Man, that's bad shit.

1014
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:26,040
We miss you, Jalen.

1015
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:28,760
Look, dude, also, what the fuck did he record that on?

1016
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:30,320
That was like 8K, right?

1017
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:31,160
That was perfect.

1018
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:32,440
That was perfect.

1019
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:33,560
We miss you, Jalen, man.

1020
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:34,880
We miss you, dude, wow.

1021
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:36,120
Go live it up.

1022
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:36,960
Hell yeah.

1023
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:38,120
All right, we'll be back.

1024
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:41,200
This week's featured comedian.

1025
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:46,960
Here, like seriously, I always think back to the pandemic

1026
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:50,280
when we couldn't do this kind of stuff, you know?

1027
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:51,960
The pandemic was hard.

1028
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:56,400
You know, all you could do was go to the store

1029
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,800
and go home, that's all you could do.

1030
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:01,480
And then you gotta wash all your groceries and shit.

1031
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:02,320
Right.

1032
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:06,160
That's, unless you were essential,

1033
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:09,240
and then, you know, you made $10 an hour,

1034
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:11,560
you gotta get the fuck, you gotta get out there, dude.

1035
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:13,960
You gotta make something of yourself, dude.

1036
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:16,920
I was essential as fuck, okay?

1037
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:18,600
I had a grocery washing business,

1038
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,000
it was doing pretty good.

1039
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000
It was doing pretty good.

1040
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:32,840
I'll give you a little bit of a break.

1041
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:34,680
It's the holidays.

1042
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:36,680
Oh, it's the holidays.

1043
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:37,760
It's the holidays.

1044
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:39,240
Yes, it is.

1045
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:43,360
They should really let people off work for this holiday.

1046
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:44,280
I agree.

1047
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:45,100
They should what?

1048
00:30:45,100 --> 00:30:46,960
Let people off work for Cinco de Mayo.

1049
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:49,360
They should, they know what's happening.

1050
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:51,160
Jack, by the way, this is what happens

1051
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:53,640
when we don't have you.

1052
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:55,000
There's no tags.

1053
00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:59,040
That's extensive research for me, all right.

1054
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:02,520
Don't say it, don't.

1055
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:03,360
I know.

1056
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:04,180
Okay, man.

1057
00:31:04,180 --> 00:31:05,560
Okay, I didn't say anything.

1058
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:06,680
I didn't say.

1059
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:07,520
You ready?

1060
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:08,400
I'm ready, man.

1061
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:09,800
Oh, am I doing the intro?

1062
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:13,160
No, JJ, you just do it for 26 and fucking episodes.

1063
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:15,600
Yeah, I know, give me a break, dude.

1064
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:17,760
I also edit the entire podcast.

1065
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:19,320
Yeah, yeah, he does, he does.

1066
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:21,880
I did two minutes of editing today.

1067
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,440
The first two minutes I ever put in.

1068
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:25,440
But today we have a very special guest.

1069
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:26,280
Oh, who we got?

1070
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:28,800
A guy who's hilarious, a traveling comic.

1071
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:31,000
Travels to Huntsville more than I'd say

1072
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,040
any other comedian from out of town.

1073
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:33,880
For sure.

1074
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:37,240
Our second ever out of towner on the podcast.

1075
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:38,080
Number two.

1076
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:39,320
And a hilarious guy.

1077
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:42,280
He was recently on the Homegrown Comedy Showcase

1078
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:44,260
in which he killed, he killed.

1079
00:31:44,260 --> 00:31:47,240
Guys, today we have Keenan Worthington.

1080
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:48,060
Hey!

1081
00:31:48,060 --> 00:31:48,900
What's up?

1082
00:31:48,900 --> 00:31:49,740
What's up?

1083
00:31:49,740 --> 00:31:51,920
What's up, baby, how you doing?

1084
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:53,280
Doing good.

1085
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:54,640
You guys got me doing good.

1086
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:57,920
We're celebrating Cinco de Mayo

1087
00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:00,600
with Señor Rocks tequila, dude.

1088
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:03,600
Shout out to Jack, bringing up Tarem Asu in here.

1089
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,280
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1090
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:06,300
Rocks thing.

1091
00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:09,920
Look, how crazy was this shit when we were in Austin?

1092
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:12,100
It was super crazy.

1093
00:32:12,100 --> 00:32:14,480
Just around the clock crazy.

1094
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,480
And I love Austin.

1095
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:19,920
Dude, I'm talking about, we were at the stadium.

1096
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:22,240
So like, packed stadium.

1097
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:23,600
And I come out to take a piss

1098
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:25,240
and he's just standing right there.

1099
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:26,080
Yeah.

1100
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:26,900
What are the chances?

1101
00:32:26,900 --> 00:32:28,800
What are the fucking chances of that shit?

1102
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:30,920
It's magic.

1103
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:31,760
It's meant to be.

1104
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:33,560
It's meant to be.

1105
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:38,560
It's our comedy, serendipitous fate.

1106
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:40,320
You saying words I don't know.

1107
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:42,160
It's just most words.

1108
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:43,760
It just means it's meant to be.

1109
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:48,180
Which it was really cool to see you, man.

1110
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:52,720
Hell yeah, we met up at the, what's the place called?

1111
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:54,520
The H-E-B Center at Kiltone.

1112
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:56,600
Well that too, but I'm talking about after that.

1113
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:57,440
Creek in the Cave.

1114
00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:59,720
Creek in the Cave, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1115
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:03,480
Went in there and seen Cam Patterson, Dap this All Up.

1116
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:04,320
Oh, that's cool.

1117
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:05,160
Yeah.

1118
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:05,980
Hell yeah.

1119
00:33:05,980 --> 00:33:07,240
Yeah.

1120
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:11,680
So that was the night of the arena show, Kiltone.

1121
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:12,520
The first night.

1122
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:14,680
That was the first night, yeah, yeah, sure.

1123
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:17,800
Because the second night I won a, at that spin,

1124
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:20,940
did you ever spin the wheel for the red rose?

1125
00:33:20,940 --> 00:33:21,880
No.

1126
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:23,940
I spent the wheel on one bottle service.

1127
00:33:23,940 --> 00:33:24,780
Wow.

1128
00:33:24,780 --> 00:33:25,620
Yeah, on the second night.

1129
00:33:25,620 --> 00:33:26,840
And you didn't hit me up, bro.

1130
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:28,480
I did, no.

1131
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:29,560
I did hit you up.

1132
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:30,400
Oh, you did?

1133
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:31,640
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did hit you up.

1134
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:32,560
But you were with your girl.

1135
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:33,400
That's right.

1136
00:33:35,140 --> 00:33:36,200
I mean, you know.

1137
00:33:39,340 --> 00:33:40,680
Big bottles, we didn't tip at all.

1138
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:42,120
I felt bad afterwards.

1139
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:43,480
Damn, damn.

1140
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:44,920
So we got a free bottle service,

1141
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:46,640
like a $500 bottle service.

1142
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:48,640
And at the end of the night,

1143
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:50,400
well the girls weren't coming up that much,

1144
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,360
so I'm like, I'm not tipping you guys out.

1145
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:54,080
They were like, it's free.

1146
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:57,440
And then you were like, well, it was free, so no tip.

1147
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,680
We don't dance for pours.

1148
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:02,760
I think that's what they felt like.

1149
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:04,640
Was that the red rose or the yellow rose?

1150
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:05,840
Oh, that was definitely the red rose.

1151
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:07,320
Yellow rose, we went on the first night,

1152
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:08,440
and they're premium.

1153
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:10,360
That's the prime time shit you see on Kill Tony,

1154
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:12,800
that girl walking out, they're at the yellow rose.

1155
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,760
The red rose is where you can have sex with them

1156
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:18,640
and do drugs with them in the back, for sure.

1157
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:20,680
Well, that's where you have the good time.

1158
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:23,080
That's where you get the all-inclusive experience.

1159
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:24,240
Yeah, that's true.

1160
00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:27,280
So what does bottle service even consist of?

1161
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:28,560
They just come out with the bottle

1162
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:29,600
and make a big deal of it?

1163
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:31,560
Yeah, they fucking do the sparklers.

1164
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:32,760
I love sparklers.

1165
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:35,400
And they bring you all kinds of chasers and shit,

1166
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:37,960
whatever you want, and you drink.

1167
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:38,800
What'd you pick, dude?

1168
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:39,640
In a booth.

1169
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:40,600
What'd you get a bottle of,

1170
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:41,560
and what'd you pick to chase it?

1171
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:43,240
I think it was Jack.

1172
00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:46,040
Sick, tight move, I like that.

1173
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:48,400
Nice.

1174
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:50,520
And we got fucked up, and then we went some,

1175
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:51,760
we went somewhere else after that,

1176
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:53,640
but it wasn't the best time.

1177
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:56,680
I wish I would've just went on the fucking sixth street.

1178
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:57,520
Yeah.

1179
00:34:57,520 --> 00:35:00,440
You gotta spend a lot of time on sixth street, huh?

1180
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:03,800
You know, just taking it in, jumping from mic to mic.

1181
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:07,680
Like when I go to Austin, I do just try to do comedy,

1182
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:09,640
because you gotta be careful on sixth street.

1183
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:11,040
You might get carried away.

1184
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:11,880
Yeah.

1185
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:12,720
Yeah.

1186
00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:15,480
You know, but yeah.

1187
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:17,640
What was your question?

1188
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:21,680
When you were there, how many times you been to Austin?

1189
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:22,680
Like four times.

1190
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:23,520
God damn.

1191
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:24,680
Damn.

1192
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:28,960
This hat is actually, McKinney Falls is a park

1193
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:33,960
right outside of Austin that I camped in for two weeks

1194
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:35,520
just doing open mics.

1195
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:36,360
Yeah.

1196
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:37,880
That's it. God damn.

1197
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:39,440
That's that road dog life.

1198
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:40,560
Yeah, sir, yeah.

1199
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:42,000
Was there any good open mics there?

1200
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,040
Oh yeah, yeah.

1201
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:44,840
You can stay busy.

1202
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:46,000
Just get there early.

1203
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,600
Know where you wanna go and get there early,

1204
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:52,160
because there's 40 comics ready to go.

1205
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:53,000
Ready.

1206
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:53,840
Yeah.

1207
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:55,200
It's competitive.

1208
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:58,920
Honestly, being in Huntsville, it's nice.

1209
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:03,920
You're like, okay, I'll go up in a timely order.

1210
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:06,320
I don't have to beat up somebody

1211
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:08,080
to try to get on this open mic.

1212
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:13,200
Try to get in front, but Austin, it's fully competitive.

1213
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:18,160
Huntsville, we let anybody up there.

1214
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:19,000
Oh yeah.

1215
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,760
It's a nice time in Huntsville.

1216
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:24,080
You have guaranteed stage time, which is nice.

1217
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:24,920
Yeah.

1218
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:26,680
Birmingham's like that too, huh?

1219
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:28,040
It is, it's getting there.

1220
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:30,120
Atlanta is super competitive.

1221
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:30,960
Is it?

1222
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:33,760
Yeah, I used to, that's where I started comedy.

1223
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:36,840
And it was like Huntsville kinda.

1224
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:41,360
But now it's getting close to 30, 40 comics

1225
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:42,800
at an open mic.

1226
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:44,200
And if you're not there early,

1227
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:48,200
you might as well go home.

1228
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,600
Because it's like, how many hours?

1229
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:51,880
Like hours and hours.

1230
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:53,920
Yeah, yeah, or they cut it off.

1231
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:54,760
Oh, okay.

1232
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:58,240
Yeah, you just, everybody's gonna leave

1233
00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:00,120
and you're by yourself.

1234
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:01,800
Damn.

1235
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:02,640
Oh, damn.

1236
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:03,480
Yeah.

1237
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:05,040
That's how Brandon was on Thursday.

1238
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:07,000
Oh my god, when I was the last one.

1239
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,840
He was the last one, they had 25 comics.

1240
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:10,680
Yes, it was so good.

1241
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:13,560
The place was closed down, they put the tables up.

1242
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:14,960
The chairs were up on the table.

1243
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:15,800
They were all.

1244
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,240
Jonathan was wiping them down.

1245
00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:19,680
I felt so bad, man.

1246
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:20,720
Where was that?

1247
00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:21,560
Speakeasy.

1248
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:22,520
Speakeasy.

1249
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:24,520
Which is one of the better nights in Huntsville.

1250
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:25,360
Oh yeah.

1251
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:26,200
I love that room, dude.

1252
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:27,040
It's so cool in there.

1253
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:29,080
That's where we did Homegrown, hell yeah.

1254
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,600
Kenan killed that.

1255
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:31,600
He smashed it.

1256
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:34,120
He did very well, I did okay.

1257
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:36,160
Kenan did very well.

1258
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:37,360
Kenan's a fucking monster.

1259
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:38,520
That's nice of you, dude.

1260
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:41,240
Oh yeah, dude, I don't wanna give away your jokes,

1261
00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:44,280
obviously, but the one that you have about the,

1262
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:46,160
my money's on the Kennedy.

1263
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:47,000
Oh yeah.

1264
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,880
I love that fucking joke, dude.

1265
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:52,480
That's so obvious, but I would have never thought of it.

1266
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:53,440
Yeah, thank you, man.

1267
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:54,760
It's fun.

1268
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:56,560
There's a lot to it, too.

1269
00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:59,280
I don't know how much I did of that bit, but.

1270
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:02,160
How long you been doing stand up?

1271
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:06,400
I've been doing it for 12 years, but.

1272
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:07,280
Damn.

1273
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:08,160
Yeah, dude.

1274
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:09,520
Wow. Nice, man.

1275
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:12,520
But consistently going out every week

1276
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:13,960
for the past three years.

1277
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:14,800
So like, yeah.

1278
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:15,640
That's not okay.

1279
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:19,040
I've been off and on for a decade almost.

1280
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:19,880
Damn.

1281
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:20,720
That's awesome, though.

1282
00:38:20,720 --> 00:38:21,560
Hell yeah.

1283
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:23,920
And you started in Atlanta like that long ago?

1284
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:24,960
Yeah, yeah.

1285
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:25,800
Wow.

1286
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:26,800
Damn, dude.

1287
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:28,320
I was 19.

1288
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:29,760
Oh wow, yeah.

1289
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:31,000
Old ass dude, man.

1290
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:31,840
No.

1291
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:32,680
Yes.

1292
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:33,520
Yeah.

1293
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:34,360
Look who's fucking talking.

1294
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:35,200
Don't do that math.

1295
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:38,480
I feel you, man.

1296
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:40,080
I got four years old, you.

1297
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:43,000
Do you like, what scene do you like the most?

1298
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,360
Huntsville's super great, man.

1299
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:49,720
You guys have so much fun up here.

1300
00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:52,360
It can be kind of rigid some places.

1301
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:54,360
Atlanta is like kind of rigid.

1302
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:56,560
Cause they got so many people.

1303
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:58,120
They got to get to business.

1304
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:00,560
They do, and it's such a big city.

1305
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:02,880
It's harder to know everybody, I feel like.

1306
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:03,720
Yeah.

1307
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:08,440
Birmingham's really bustling right now.

1308
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:09,280
It's fun.

1309
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,080
Yeah, dude, they got great mics

1310
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:12,680
and great shows going on down there.

1311
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:15,640
David Lyonham is doing a lot for that scene.

1312
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:16,920
Kenny is hilarious.

1313
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:18,680
I fucking love Kenny, dude.

1314
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:20,360
Yeah, Kenny is just, yeah.

1315
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:21,200
Have you did the X-Files?

1316
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:22,040
I'd say you guys though.

1317
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:22,860
I'd say.

1318
00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:23,700
Really?

1319
00:39:23,700 --> 00:39:24,540
Honestly, Huntsville.

1320
00:39:24,540 --> 00:39:25,360
We appreciate it.

1321
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:26,200
We appreciate it.

1322
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:27,680
I'll give it to you on that.

1323
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:31,920
We got a community up here.

1324
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:34,600
Really, you guys care, which is.

1325
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:37,960
You're not going to get that everywhere.

1326
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:40,080
I mean, it's just the best way to do it, man.

1327
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:40,920
True.

1328
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,760
I mean, if you want to really do it,

1329
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:45,760
you got to care a little bit.

1330
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:46,720
We got lucky though.

1331
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:52,000
From our perspective, for sure, it's Jalen and Alex.

1332
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:55,400
That's how we got all the mics, you know what I mean?

1333
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:58,560
And if you suck and you just go up,

1334
00:39:58,560 --> 00:39:59,960
everybody sucks when they start,

1335
00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:02,680
and you just go up one time a week or something like that,

1336
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:04,040
you're not really going to get that much better,

1337
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,720
but they ran three mics when we first came here.

1338
00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:09,400
Yeah, Sundays, Wednesdays, and they did.

1339
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:10,920
What was that?

1340
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:13,840
They did another one, and a whole bunch of showcases,

1341
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:15,360
and it's not like they gatekeep you

1342
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:16,820
from trying to perform on shows.

1343
00:40:16,820 --> 00:40:17,880
They'll give you stage time.

1344
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:19,040
If you're putting in the work,

1345
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:21,320
if you're consistently coming out, writing,

1346
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:23,760
trying to get better, they will give you stage time,

1347
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:26,320
which is the more and more I do comedy

1348
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:28,520
and travel to other places to do it

1349
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:30,920
and talk to other people, that's a blessing, dude,

1350
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:33,380
because that's not a common thing, it feels like,

1351
00:40:33,380 --> 00:40:35,840
to get that much consistent stage time.

1352
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:36,760
Yeah.

1353
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:37,600
Sure.

1354
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:40,720
I remember when you were, this was before I knew you,

1355
00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:41,560
I didn't know you at all,

1356
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:43,760
you were sitting with Bryce at Stand Up Live,

1357
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:45,000
and you won the showcase.

1358
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:48,520
This was before Scott, I think, took over, for sure,

1359
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:51,520
and they didn't have enough room for everybody to get up?

1360
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:55,360
At the Stand Up Live open mic.

1361
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:58,760
Yeah, yeah, and you got on the showcase from that one.

1362
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:01,000
And you've been on there a couple times, right?

1363
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,160
No, I just did the showcase once.

1364
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:04,000
Really?

1365
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:04,820
Yeah.

1366
00:41:04,820 --> 00:41:08,320
Did you come back up for the open mics, though?

1367
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:09,720
A few, yeah.

1368
00:41:09,720 --> 00:41:11,520
No, you should be on there, you're fucking hilarious.

1369
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:12,360
You are, man.

1370
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:14,400
Dude, you got, I ain't gonna give you jokes away,

1371
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:17,920
but you pull out shit, it's like, it's not just one thing.

1372
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:20,400
And you see how his demeanor is now.

1373
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:21,240
So chill.

1374
00:41:21,240 --> 00:41:24,920
Maybe like that, but straight throwing fire at your ass.

1375
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:27,120
I like it, man, you have a very unique vibe

1376
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:27,960
up there on the stage. Oh, yeah.

1377
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:30,440
It's so chill, but then you come with these sharp jokes,

1378
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:31,680
and I'm like, I fuck with that, dude.

1379
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:32,520
Yeah.

1380
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:33,360
Me too.

1381
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:36,080
You're making me wanna go on stage right now, dude.

1382
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:37,400
I wish we fucking mic'd that cancer, dude.

1383
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:39,720
I was fully planning on doing a Hill set tonight

1384
00:41:39,720 --> 00:41:41,280
of going up with just no material,

1385
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:43,240
and be like, anybody got any topics?

1386
00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:44,080
Yeah.

1387
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:45,120
I'm good, dude.

1388
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:47,600
What do y'all wanna talk about?

1389
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:48,960
Let's make this about you.

1390
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:50,160
How's your day going?

1391
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:53,600
See, oh, so this is Clown College.

1392
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:56,760
So you're like, you're a professor right now.

1393
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:59,400
I'm in a hard spot right now, I can't write.

1394
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:02,020
She haven't rolled shit in like three weeks.

1395
00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:03,480
How do you bounce out of that?

1396
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:07,240
Just living life, man.

1397
00:42:07,240 --> 00:42:08,760
If you can just do something

1398
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:11,280
that is kinda out of your norm,

1399
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:15,000
it can spark wonders.

1400
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:18,160
And I'm always just out on a limb, so.

1401
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:21,720
You know, with what I do,

1402
00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:25,160
how much I hustle for comedy, and with work,

1403
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:29,640
and just, I know people all over the Southeast

1404
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:34,560
that I try to visit, and just gain experience with life,

1405
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:37,800
and then things come to you.

1406
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:43,640
But if you can't do that, then smoke weed every day.

1407
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:45,360
I agree.

1408
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:46,680
It'll do that for you.

1409
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:51,280
Literally spark your creativity, yes it will.

1410
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:54,880
So in your 12 years, are there any pieces of advice

1411
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:56,040
that somebody's given you

1412
00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:58,520
that have really stuck with you and stood out?

1413
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:00,300
Yeah, I've had great pointers.

1414
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:05,680
Energy is a lot of it.

1415
00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:08,000
You can write all day.

1416
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,360
Which you have a lot of.

1417
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:13,880
You can write all day, but if your energy's off,

1418
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:16,400
then it'll be missed, it won't connect.

1419
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:19,800
And I still struggle with that,

1420
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:23,700
but keeping your energy consistent,

1421
00:43:23,700 --> 00:43:27,260
having a mentality of like, I know the energy I need,

1422
00:43:27,260 --> 00:43:29,520
and I'm gonna use that energy right now.

1423
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:31,800
No matter what's going on in your world,

1424
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:34,240
because we're always gonna have stuff going on.

1425
00:43:34,240 --> 00:43:38,800
You gotta be the performer, and hit that energy,

1426
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:42,400
and then do your jokes.

1427
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:43,240
Hell yeah.

1428
00:43:43,240 --> 00:43:44,800
And you gotta live your jokes.

1429
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:47,200
You can't just recite them as you guys,

1430
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:49,360
I'm sure you've learned the hard way

1431
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:52,120
that reciting a joke is not telling a joke.

1432
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:53,240
Doesn't work at all.

1433
00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:54,820
It's not good, man.

1434
00:43:54,820 --> 00:43:56,520
That makes a night and day difference

1435
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:58,320
with the same material.

1436
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:01,080
Dude, because Alex records all of our sets.

1437
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:01,920
Yeah.

1438
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:03,440
Like I just learned that in December,

1439
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:06,000
so I'm almost at a year right now.

1440
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,720
And I was so worried about,

1441
00:44:07,720 --> 00:44:08,840
because I fuck up words a lot,

1442
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:10,600
I was so worried about not fucking up the words

1443
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:12,640
and getting my tags right,

1444
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:14,280
that I would be reading it off like you're saying,

1445
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:16,560
and then I go up there now and just like, fuck it.

1446
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,880
And way, way better.

1447
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:21,560
I mean, the crowd is on my side.

1448
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:23,000
Like they wanna fuck with me.

1449
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,000
Absolutely.

1450
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:24,840
Yeah.

1451
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:27,720
Scott told me that, Scott Eason, he was like.

1452
00:44:27,720 --> 00:44:28,560
Shout out.

1453
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:29,400
Hell yeah.

1454
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:31,340
He's like, just say whatever,

1455
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:38,600
just to be real and get the joke out

1456
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:41,440
with the right energy, you know?

1457
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:43,960
No matter what.

1458
00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:45,680
Yeah, that.

1459
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:48,760
So if you feel like you're gonna mess up your words,

1460
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:51,000
take us, don't say anything,

1461
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:54,880
or just say something and just be relaxed, you know?

1462
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:56,560
And hit the joke.

1463
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:57,920
And then I got it, find the joke.

1464
00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:01,800
And then I got like jokes now where I'm like, I'm retarded.

1465
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,120
You know, I'm just practically saying that.

1466
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:04,840
If I mess up a word, I'm just like, you know,

1467
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:05,960
that's a mental challenge.

1468
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:06,800
So, you know.

1469
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:08,880
So the audience already knew that.

1470
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,080
Yeah.

1471
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:11,400
Oh, I do that too, man.

1472
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:12,920
Yeah.

1473
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:14,120
Out jokes.

1474
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:15,760
So I wanna talk to you about something.

1475
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:17,320
We do a little research here,

1476
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:20,280
and I went and looked at your Facebook page

1477
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:24,080
and I didn't know you were a lesbian

1478
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:26,320
as your first Facebook profile picture.

1479
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:28,160
I, what a guy.

1480
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:29,600
That's what's written in the notes.

1481
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:30,960
I don't know how to interpret it.

1482
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:32,280
That's what's written on the page.

1483
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:34,080
I was looking, I was like,

1484
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:36,600
I didn't know Keenan was a lesbian.

1485
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:38,080
You both just like. I didn't know either.

1486
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:38,920
Pull up Keenan's.

1487
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:41,080
Yeah, pull it up for me.

1488
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:42,720
I've lived a lot of. It's your old one.

1489
00:45:42,720 --> 00:45:45,120
I've lived a lot of different lives.

1490
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:50,120
So, you know, I got love for the ladies.

1491
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:52,920
That's what being a lesbian is all about, dude.

1492
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:54,360
Absolutely.

1493
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:56,760
I was in the army when a girl looked just like you.

1494
00:45:57,800 --> 00:45:58,880
Was that Walker, dude?

1495
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:00,280
Bro, you typed in. Oh my gosh.

1496
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:01,920
You typed in Keenan Thompson.

1497
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:06,440
No matter how hard I try, I've never been black.

1498
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:10,160
Our producer, he's sharp as an arrow, that guy.

1499
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:13,320
Yeah, yeah.

1500
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,200
There's a basketball player.

1501
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:19,040
Oh my God. Everything I try to look up.

1502
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:24,440
This guy has. Yeah, this this guy has my name and he's semi successful.

1503
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:26,480
Really? Oh, no. OK, I'm going to click on.

1504
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:28,520
You're going to surpass that fucking guy.

1505
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:30,040
Oh, come on, man.

1506
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:32,680
He's going to be drafted to the NBA.

1507
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:34,800
Is he? Not if I can help it.

1508
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:37,680
Yeah. Well, one of us is going to die.

1509
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:38,880
There's mainly comedy.

1510
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:42,240
That's a show that you consistently feature on.

1511
00:46:44,240 --> 00:46:45,480
Fucking I'll insert it.

1512
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:47,680
I'll insert it right here.

1513
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:49,320
Yeah, but it's good.

1514
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:51,920
I mean, people at home are like, no, he's right.

1515
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:54,080
He's 100 percent right.

1516
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:55,800
You know, the picture is I don't.

1517
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:58,600
But it was your first Facebook profile picture.

1518
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:00,560
Nobody knows that. No, I don't.

1519
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:03,440
I really don't. Well, you're started in 2021.

1520
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:06,240
So this isn't the real Facebook, which I'm with you.

1521
00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:06,920
I do the same thing.

1522
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:10,840
No, my real Facebook got deleted or banned, actually.

1523
00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:12,640
My Facebook. Yeah.

1524
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:14,880
Damn. Same race as shit.

1525
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:16,280
No. No.

1526
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:22,880
I I had a group that I created like 15 years ago.

1527
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:25,320
That was called American Revolution 2.0.

1528
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:32,560
And it was all about legalizing weed and like just reform.

1529
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:38,040
It was a discussion about, you know, it wasn't like we should really revolutionize

1530
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:39,360
and storm the capital.

1531
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:43,720
You know, this it was like it was like, man, I really like smoking weed.

1532
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:46,320
But in Facebook's eyes.

1533
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:50,280
But once the no, literally right after the January six,

1534
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:53,400
they came after me and deleted all my shit.

1535
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:55,160
Oh, shit.

1536
00:47:55,160 --> 00:48:01,280
No one had even said anything on that group for like 10, like seven years.

1537
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:02,760
Nothing. No action.

1538
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:04,040
Yeah, it was dead.

1539
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:08,560
That's why if they actually look no, you know, I monitored it for years

1540
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:11,840
and it was just mainly about legalizing weed.

1541
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:15,160
Damn, dude. Facebook's anti weed.

1542
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:17,560
Yeah, they wanted to blame it on the weed. That's fucked up.

1543
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:21,160
They thought you were the head of a domestic terrorist organization.

1544
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:24,840
Well, they're just over, you know, censoring and.

1545
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:27,520
Yeah, I got swallowed up.

1546
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:29,480
That's just real. Yeah.

1547
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:30,320
Yeah, dude.

1548
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:32,080
I was at January six.

1549
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:37,800
You look like a Brigadier General of the Pelosi Office campaign.

1550
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:40,120
Yeah, you think I look like a lesbian now.

1551
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:45,160
If you had seen that old Facebook, I was ladylike.

1552
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:47,840
He has a Subaru Outback.

1553
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:53,160
Let's see if anything else on the notes is correct.

1554
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:55,880
I'm really interested in this.

1555
00:48:55,880 --> 00:49:00,760
Do you love David Attenborough? I don't.

1556
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:02,960
I don't know who that is. What?

1557
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:06,240
What the hell, Dom? No, David Attenborough,

1558
00:49:06,240 --> 00:49:08,680
the National Geographic voiceover guy.

1559
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:13,680
He said, OK, no, I mean, we're in context.

1560
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:15,000
We know I don't.

1561
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:15,800
There was no context.

1562
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:17,880
What happens when you let a retarded person

1563
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:19,960
to do your research for the podcast?

1564
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:21,040
It's cool. I'm a mystery.

1565
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:23,840
You know, this nice guy right here, this beautiful man, right?

1566
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:26,480
This bald eagle looking. That's my granddad.

1567
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:27,880
Oh, man, he looks like a great guy.

1568
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:29,600
He narrates like the blue.

1569
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:31,840
I know. Yeah, I know. I'm just bad with names.

1570
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:33,960
Yeah, yeah. I'm on the same boat.

1571
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:36,080
Older British gentleman.

1572
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:37,000
I love him, though.

1573
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,160
I've seen you like him on your page.

1574
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:40,640
Oh, yeah. Like something that he did.

1575
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:42,680
And I was like, I love David Attenborough, too.

1576
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:45,600
You said that he loves it just because he liked it.

1577
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:47,600
Yeah, dude.

1578
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:49,320
There wasn't much on there.

1579
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:51,480
I had to pick through.

1580
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:53,320
Yeah. All right.

1581
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:55,000
Well, we'll skip straight to it.

1582
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,920
Were you in the slow classes, man?

1583
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:58,640
Because that's what it says on the notes.

1584
00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:01,640
Oh, my God. Listen, I was in the slow classes for real.

1585
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:02,480
So it's OK, man.

1586
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:04,360
If you are, too, we could be on this thing together.

1587
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:07,400
Very exciting. I am. I was on.

1588
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:08,760
I was in the class. He's so happy.

1589
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:10,120
He's so happy.

1590
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:12,280
He's never been this happy before in his life.

1591
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:14,520
I need somebody to agree with me on this.

1592
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:17,320
Does my Facebook say I was in the slow classes?

1593
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:20,080
I think they're like. Oh, my God.

1594
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:23,320
If so, I need to I need to monitor that.

1595
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:26,960
Yeah, I was in. I had a D.D.

1596
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:28,760
So thank God.

1597
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:31,160
Thank God, dude.

1598
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:33,120
Yeah. No, first of all, the Facebook.

1599
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:34,400
We talked about it before.

1600
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:35,920
Please come in Birmingham.

1601
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:37,600
Please read this. Yeah.

1602
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:40,000
Yeah, I'm open about it.

1603
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:44,640
About my disorder. Yeah.

1604
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:47,440
But yeah, Brandon was, too.

1605
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:49,440
So yeah, I was like, I remember.

1606
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:50,800
You guys are in the same category.

1607
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:52,800
Yeah. Yeah.

1608
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:53,960
It was pretty rad, dude.

1609
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:56,040
I'm not going to lie. Being in those classes.

1610
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:59,080
Did you have people who got rowdy, like, like the fight and shit?

1611
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:02,360
Yeah. Yeah. You had to have the misbehave.

1612
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:04,480
Misbehavior. People.

1613
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:07,400
I went to school in Montgomery, though.

1614
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:12,480
So like it was it was majority was in the special classes.

1615
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:16,160
Montgomery, Alabama.

1616
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:17,680
Oh, dude. That's where you went.

1617
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:19,400
That's where you went to school. Yeah.

1618
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:23,440
I was telling people that is the worst city I've ever been to in America.

1619
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:25,280
How do you like it?

1620
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:26,960
You're not wrong.

1621
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:29,240
That's it's it's rough.

1622
00:51:29,240 --> 00:51:32,120
It doesn't really get better.

1623
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:35,960
So they got the Aviator Bar.

1624
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:37,760
I've been there. That's a fun mic.

1625
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:39,120
It's been crushing.

1626
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:41,040
I heard was great. I've heard great things.

1627
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:41,600
Well, they don't have that.

1628
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:43,480
That's a good crowd. Oh, yeah.

1629
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:46,200
Well, they have a theater that they're running comedy out of now.

1630
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:47,680
Really? Yeah.

1631
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:50,200
The Jasper Cruz, the guy.

1632
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:54,080
Yeah. No, Theo Vonn did a show in Montgomery a couple of years back.

1633
00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:54,920
I was going to go.

1634
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:57,280
It was at the Montgomery Performing Arts Center.

1635
00:51:57,760 --> 00:52:03,120
Yeah. It's a really big Theo Vonn demographic right next to the Civil Rights Museum.

1636
00:52:03,720 --> 00:52:05,840
I don't know what that's about. Yeah.

1637
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:10,400
But we would be remiss, man.

1638
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:12,880
The name of the podcast is Clown College.

1639
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:17,160
It's true. And you have a immediate relative who is a clown, dude.

1640
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:18,920
Yeah, I do.

1641
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:23,760
My brother, he is a clown performer clown on stage

1642
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:27,480
and he does stand up as a clown.

1643
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:29,560
That's badass. I like that, man.

1644
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:33,400
Yeah. I invited him to you guys' show to come out.

1645
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:35,440
Oh, hell yeah, dude.

1646
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:37,560
Yeah. He's going to put his name in the bucket.

1647
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:39,320
And thank you for that.

1648
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:41,280
Hell yeah. That would be sick.

1649
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:44,440
Yeah. He hasn't confirmed yet, but yeah, he.

1650
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:46,040
Dude, that'd be badass.

1651
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:48,400
It's good. We will have a clown out there, too.

1652
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:50,440
I don't give him compliments.

1653
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:52,920
Yeah. And I like it.

1654
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:53,960
It's good.

1655
00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:56,960
Either way, we appreciate you spreading the good news for us.

1656
00:52:56,960 --> 00:52:58,760
Yeah. You coming?

1657
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:00,760
Yeah. Hell yeah, Kaden.

1658
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:03,440
Yeah. That was going to be some fun, dude.

1659
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:05,440
It's going to be exciting. I did respect you guys.

1660
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:09,640
And you had to say I look like a lesbian.

1661
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:11,840
That was dumb.

1662
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:13,960
If you guys seen the pitch, matter of fact.

1663
00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:16,520
He's about to pull this up.

1664
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:18,520
Go to Facebook so I can put mine.

1665
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:20,760
Listen, I know I look ladylike.

1666
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:23,280
People tell me I look ladylike, you know.

1667
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:27,160
Mostly my family, but yeah.

1668
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:28,360
Girls are hot, dude.

1669
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:31,160
Yeah. I'm just trying to be hot.

1670
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:33,160
Isn't that everybody's goal, man?

1671
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:34,040
Yeah. Yeah.

1672
00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:36,680
Want to have a hot girl summer.

1673
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:38,680
Hold up. You got to do this, too.

1674
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:40,760
Oh, my God.

1675
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:42,000
He's trying to test you.

1676
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:43,840
Dom's got too much sweat on his hands.

1677
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:45,320
Yeah. He do the touch.

1678
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:48,160
I'll tell you more about my brother, though, because he's

1679
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:52,000
he's internationally known for being a clown.

1680
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:53,640
Damn. Yeah.

1681
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:55,040
Doesn't have to write password.

1682
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:57,400
I don't know if you remember

1683
00:53:57,400 --> 00:54:02,160
the articles about a clown getting arrested at a Waffle House

1684
00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:04,360
for smoking meth.

1685
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:06,400
Get the fuck out of here.

1686
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:08,400
That's him. And.

1687
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:10,560
Oh, my God. I love this guy.

1688
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:12,920
Yeah. So much right now.

1689
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:15,240
We'll pay him to be on the show, dude.

1690
00:54:15,240 --> 00:54:16,240
Matter of fact.

1691
00:54:16,240 --> 00:54:18,440
Yeah. Well, see his act first.

1692
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:20,720
No, I'm kidding.

1693
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:23,360
Yeah, it was it was interesting.

1694
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:25,600
Oh, my God. In Georgia.

1695
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:27,840
Yeah. Yeah. Let's pull him up.

1696
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:30,200
What is this website, dude?

1697
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:32,760
Let me click on images to see if they got like a little.

1698
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:33,560
Wait, let's see.

1699
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:37,520
There's not any other ones, Brandon.

1700
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:41,080
No, let me back up because the Mexican flags

1701
00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:42,960
and go to my shout out.

1702
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:43,640
That's a good one.

1703
00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:46,920
The tears of a clown arrested for.

1704
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:48,760
Oh, my God. The Daily Beast.

1705
00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:49,480
Wait, this is the same.

1706
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:53,280
Actually, this one actually Joe Rogan shared it on his Twitter.

1707
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:55,360
Oh, is that him?

1708
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:56,360
That's him.

1709
00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:58,520
Oh, wow, dude.

1710
00:54:58,520 --> 00:55:00,640
That's he's not in clown gear there.

1711
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:02,520
Jacob Worthing. He looks cool.

1712
00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:03,520
He does. Yeah.

1713
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:04,520
Cool.

1714
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:06,520
He could be like a movie star.

1715
00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:09,480
He could. All publicity is good publicity, man.

1716
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:10,520
That's what they say.

1717
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:12,360
Yeah. Yeah.

1718
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:18,560
He yeah, he was a I don't want to tell his whole story,

1719
00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:21,160
but it wasn't meth, by the way.

1720
00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:22,120
It wasn't. It wasn't.

1721
00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:24,160
They framed him. It was DMT.

1722
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:26,600
They just they didn't know how to classify it.

1723
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:32,360
And he didn't know how to not do it, I guess.

1724
00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:35,720
DMT is just something you do out at a Waffle House.

1725
00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:37,800
That's one of those drugs.

1726
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:39,520
I feel like you need to be alone.

1727
00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:43,120
Hey, if you really want them on, I'll save it for him to talk about.

1728
00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:44,880
OK. That would be good for you guys.

1729
00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:46,440
Oh, hell yeah.

1730
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:48,960
And that's why I would tell tell us some more.

1731
00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:49,560
What's it like?

1732
00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:51,120
Would you guys grow up together?

1733
00:55:51,120 --> 00:55:52,160
Yeah. Same household.

1734
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:54,520
Yeah. And how long has he been doing the clown?

1735
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:59,320
He's done it for a few years off and on.

1736
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:04,520
But as this act on stage, he just started doing it.

1737
00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:06,160
Yeah. He does.

1738
00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:07,320
He's been doing stand up.

1739
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:12,480
And then he was like, I'm bringing out Waffles the Clown,

1740
00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:16,800
which is appropriate for how he got that clown name.

1741
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:19,240
Dude, fuck that.

1742
00:56:19,240 --> 00:56:20,800
This is about Kenan, dude.

1743
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:22,840
You ever smoke drugs at a Waffle House?

1744
00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:26,360
Yeah. You know, I haven't.

1745
00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:29,440
But it seems like the place to do it.

1746
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:31,560
Craziest drug store.

1747
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:33,480
That this is my shit.

1748
00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:35,240
This is my story.

1749
00:56:35,240 --> 00:56:38,000
All right. This is your craziest drug store.

1750
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:43,000
I got pulled over on psychedelic mushrooms once.

1751
00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:45,560
You have a great joke about that.

1752
00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:47,800
I do. I have a pretty solid bit about it.

1753
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:52,040
But there's actually way more to the story

1754
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:55,400
that I haven't written fully into a joke

1755
00:56:56,800 --> 00:56:59,400
because it was a little intense.

1756
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:01,160
It was a trip.

1757
00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:03,480
Yeah. Yeah.

1758
00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:09,160
Well, the bones of the story is basically we got

1759
00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:12,760
stopped avoiding a roadblock.

1760
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:16,880
Leaving you do leaving Colorado.

1761
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:19,920
Yeah. But there was no real roadblock.

1762
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:23,320
It was just a flare and a sign that said roadblock.

1763
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:27,800
And then the exit that you could take to try to get away

1764
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:30,120
was actually where the cops were at.

1765
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:33,040
Smart. So it was like a devil.

1766
00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:35,040
It was entrapment. But

1767
00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:40,040
anyways, yeah, we get pulled over.

1768
00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:44,800
And I had just taken psychedelic mushrooms.

1769
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:52,280
But the cop oddly seemed way more fucked up than we were.

1770
00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:55,080
And yeah, come to find out

1771
00:57:57,200 --> 00:57:58,920
he had PTSD

1772
00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:01,920
and he had just been in a shootout.

1773
00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:04,440
I do it. Oh, damn.

1774
00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:08,320
Yeah. And he he like was really pissed.

1775
00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:11,760
And it's kind of a dark story.

1776
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:15,840
And he's pulling us all out of the car.

1777
00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:20,520
Mind you, I was not helping the situation.

1778
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:24,240
I'm not saying I was a saint, but

1779
00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:27,040
I was definitely being chill.

1780
00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:29,120
And he wasn't in.

1781
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:33,640
We were getting interrogated and stuff.

1782
00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:36,040
And I'm finally being honest with him.

1783
00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:41,040
And he he sees my friend in the car

1784
00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:44,560
and my friends eating a lot of weed.

1785
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:52,000
And that just that just pissed him off, I guess.

1786
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:55,600
But he he goes and he's like,

1787
00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:59,280
he he goes and gets my friend, he pulls him out of the car.

1788
00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:01,920
And that we're like on this embankment.

1789
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:03,640
It's only one cop right now.

1790
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:08,880
It was literally a two cop operation just to try to trick high people.

1791
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:12,320
And he he grabs my friend.

1792
00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:16,320
And when he grabs me, they fall down this hill together.

1793
00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:19,080
And they're tussling. Yeah.

1794
00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:24,440
And this cop's like about to like he's like grabbing at his waist.

1795
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:27,080
Like my friends, just my friends literally just trying to eat weed,

1796
00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:29,000
like just won't stop eating.

1797
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:33,160
He has he has so much weed that he doesn't want to go to jail for.

1798
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:38,560
And I went over and I'm just like, look, we're nonviolent, do like

1799
00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:40,880
we are not being violent at all.

1800
00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:42,760
And that seemed to work a little bit.

1801
00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:45,760
And at that time, the his his

1802
00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:49,240
another cop pulled up and.

1803
00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:53,000
He calmed the situation down.

1804
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:57,240
And that second cop was actually the one that told me he apologized to us

1805
00:59:57,240 --> 01:00:01,200
and was like. He's kind of been having a hard time

1806
01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:04,640
because he just had a shootout in this exact location

1807
01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:07,360
really recently.

1808
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:09,400
The smart thing to do is put him back right there.

1809
01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:10,480
Yeah, that's great.

1810
01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:12,840
And no, they let us go like 100 percent.

1811
01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:14,880
Well, hell, yeah. Good for them.

1812
01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:15,760
Good on them, dude.

1813
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:18,160
You said he was wrestling down a hill. Yeah.

1814
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:20,440
Yeah, it was crazy.

1815
01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:25,360
My friend is not small and he was sitting in the middle of two other friends.

1816
01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:26,800
But that didn't matter.

1817
01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:29,080
He just pulls him out down this hill.

1818
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:34,040
And, you know, it's all it's all coming back to me.

1819
01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:37,640
Flooding back.

1820
01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:39,680
Oh, my gosh. Yeah.

1821
01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:42,200
That's crazy. Yeah.

1822
01:00:42,200 --> 01:00:44,640
Basically, yeah.

1823
01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:47,560
It was super troopers type moment.

1824
01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:49,320
And that's a while.

1825
01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:53,600
I've never had a positive interaction with law enforcement before.

1826
01:00:53,600 --> 01:00:54,560
I'm going to be honest with you.

1827
01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:59,040
I got pulled over on a bicycle one time, which I could not explain to you why.

1828
01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:01,560
They were like, I was on this bicycle.

1829
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:02,920
It was cold as shit.

1830
01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:07,720
And they pulled me over and they were like, hey, there's been multiple

1831
01:01:07,720 --> 01:01:09,680
break ins in the area.

1832
01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:12,560
You look suspicious because you're out here on this bicycle.

1833
01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:13,560
I'm like, what the fuck?

1834
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:16,720
Am I stealing the flat screen TV and then buy a bike?

1835
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:19,680
And then bicycling away like that's the most obvious shit.

1836
01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:21,480
They pull their gun on me.

1837
01:01:21,480 --> 01:01:23,920
What? Yeah, I was with my buddy.

1838
01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:26,400
And you should look more like a lesbian.

1839
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:30,120
And Super doesn't make bicycles.

1840
01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:36,400
But I want to hear about that, though, because I have another similar story.

1841
01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:40,560
Like, yeah, they just pulled their gun and it was like, it's not just black people.

1842
01:01:40,560 --> 01:01:44,800
OK, we get profiled and we get into shit, too.

1843
01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:47,360
The police are just bad.

1844
01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:52,680
But I was I was trying to I was just biking and I saw the cop pass me.

1845
01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:56,840
I didn't think anything of it because I was just on a bicycle on a public roadway.

1846
01:01:56,840 --> 01:01:58,720
It was like pretty late at night.

1847
01:01:58,720 --> 01:02:00,960
It was pitch dark outside and it was really cold.

1848
01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:02,520
So maybe it was a little suspicious.

1849
01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:07,840
But I mean, my bicycle is not the medium of choice to steal from fucking houses

1850
01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:09,080
and try to get away on.

1851
01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:14,200
What am I going to steal of value and bike away, dude?

1852
01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:18,360
And they pulled me over my old high school, like in the parking lot.

1853
01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:19,880
And they, you know, drive the gun.

1854
01:02:19,880 --> 01:02:21,560
And I was like, oh, OK.

1855
01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:24,200
And they're like, like on the ground, I get on the ground.

1856
01:02:24,200 --> 01:02:26,120
I'm like, what the fuck is going on, dude?

1857
01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:27,760
And these other cops pulled up.

1858
01:02:27,760 --> 01:02:29,680
One of them had air pods in.

1859
01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:31,680
I was like, what the fuck?

1860
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:34,400
What the fuck kind of situation is this?

1861
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:37,560
They were just like, we got us a boy.

1862
01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:38,560
It was me and my buddy.

1863
01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:39,960
And they just pulled us over.

1864
01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:41,840
And now your story is changing.

1865
01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:43,760
You and your buddy. OK.

1866
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:47,720
Was there a wagon attached to it or something?

1867
01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:48,920
To the to the bicycle?

1868
01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:52,120
Yeah, because I'm like, no, I wasn't hauling cargo.

1869
01:02:52,120 --> 01:02:54,680
Oh, yeah, I'm like lone wolf.

1870
01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:56,760
And it was suspicious.

1871
01:02:56,760 --> 01:02:58,600
Now it's a really weird situation.

1872
01:02:58,600 --> 01:03:02,600
Like, I've never had a positive interaction with law enforcement.

1873
01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:03,480
What's yours?

1874
01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:08,040
You know, I think back to my story, I think my best.

1875
01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:11,320
I love it. No, you're good.

1876
01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:16,560
I think, you know, sometimes I felt like we were rubbing off on him.

1877
01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:19,640
But then to find out his story

1878
01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:24,640
was why he was acting like he was is worrisome.

1879
01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:25,680
I don't know.

1880
01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:27,840
I don't know where I was going.

1881
01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:29,240
No, it was a thing you said.

1882
01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:31,520
You said you got a similar story about when he said he got the.

1883
01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:34,560
Oh, yeah. I am same type of thing.

1884
01:03:34,640 --> 01:03:38,480
Just going down the road, they they had a robbery and

1885
01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:41,920
they thought we fit the description

1886
01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:45,200
somewhat.

1887
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:47,480
I don't know how, but

1888
01:03:47,480 --> 01:03:51,360
we got stopped at gunpoint and they talked to us and they were like,

1889
01:03:52,160 --> 01:03:54,560
no, these ain't the guy.

1890
01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:57,120
Like, you know, I wasn't even 18 at the time.

1891
01:03:57,120 --> 01:03:58,480
I think I was like 16.

1892
01:03:58,480 --> 01:04:00,320
Damn, but that's the thing.

1893
01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:04,160
Getting a gun pointed at you makes you feel guilty whether you did anything.

1894
01:04:04,160 --> 01:04:07,760
And you don't know what's going to happen because one time I got robbed.

1895
01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:09,880
That was the only other time a dude pulled a gun on me.

1896
01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:11,160
It was at a gas station.

1897
01:04:11,160 --> 01:04:14,200
And the most embarrassing part was I only had eleven dollars.

1898
01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:17,200
Did you give it to him? Yeah.

1899
01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:19,040
It's not worth losing your life.

1900
01:04:19,040 --> 01:04:21,040
I'm giving him a $11 fee too.

1901
01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:23,320
Then see this condescending ask question.

1902
01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:24,800
He's like, did you give it to him?

1903
01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:26,240
I'm just saying.

1904
01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:27,280
It was $11.

1905
01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:29,960
There's two fives and a like ripped up one.

1906
01:04:30,520 --> 01:04:31,240
You can have it.

1907
01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:33,440
You obviously need this more than I do.

1908
01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:38,880
That's crazy. That reminds me we're going band for band.

1909
01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:42,320
Yeah, that really does.

1910
01:04:42,320 --> 01:04:47,640
I had just won the lottery for $17.

1911
01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:48,560
Oh, shit.

1912
01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:50,000
Big baller.

1913
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:55,680
And I got robbed at gunpoint in Atlanta for that $17.

1914
01:04:55,680 --> 01:04:58,800
It's the worst feeling, dude, because you're just like, well, damn,

1915
01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:02,360
I don't even really got it like that, but I still got to give up what I got, man.

1916
01:05:02,360 --> 01:05:04,720
It's kind of it.

1917
01:05:04,720 --> 01:05:06,040
It's cut. I'm good.

1918
01:05:06,040 --> 01:05:07,680
I got some.

1919
01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:08,800
It's.

1920
01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:11,920
It's serendipitous.

1921
01:05:11,920 --> 01:05:12,720
Look that word up.

1922
01:05:12,720 --> 01:05:14,880
You know, I know what I'm saying.

1923
01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:18,880
Because praying for you, Brandon, I like the movie Serendipity.

1924
01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:21,480
Yeah, it's a good movie.

1925
01:05:26,480 --> 01:05:28,320
Let's stay light here.

1926
01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:30,520
No, no, we'll take it down as far as we fucking go.

1927
01:05:30,520 --> 01:05:33,560
OK, yeah, I'm good. I'm secure.

1928
01:05:33,560 --> 01:05:35,760
I once had a

1929
01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:39,920
account occurring or discovered by chance in a happy or beneficial way.

1930
01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:42,120
I'm using that word wrong.

1931
01:05:43,960 --> 01:05:45,200
I used it right once.

1932
01:05:45,200 --> 01:05:47,440
And then the second time, I'm just upset.

1933
01:05:47,440 --> 01:05:48,960
I think

1934
01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:53,440
you know, so they like rob you outside of the gas station or wherever

1935
01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:56,040
the lottery was, or was he waiting?

1936
01:05:56,040 --> 01:05:58,280
No, no.

1937
01:05:58,280 --> 01:05:59,800
I gave him a ride.

1938
01:05:59,800 --> 01:06:03,880
Well, I didn't want to, but my buddy with with me, he was like,

1939
01:06:03,880 --> 01:06:06,200
yeah, we'll give you a ride.

1940
01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:09,080
And that's a mistake right there.

1941
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:12,680
And you know what? Come to think of it, that same guy

1942
01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:16,560
was with me when you get at that roadblock thing.

1943
01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:19,400
Bad. He's a bad old man, though.

1944
01:06:19,400 --> 01:06:20,280
Don't take him driving.

1945
01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:23,400
He just attracts the police like Brandon attracts pedophiles.

1946
01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:28,160
Yeah, he made you he made you take a guy like like,

1947
01:06:28,160 --> 01:06:30,040
I'm guessing he was at the gas station or some shit.

1948
01:06:30,040 --> 01:06:34,080
Now, we were at a show downtown and he was just kind of hanging out.

1949
01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:38,960
And he was like, I just got to get home to my baby mama.

1950
01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:43,600
It was so good. He was black.

1951
01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:47,000
He was a huge guy, just huge.

1952
01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:50,600
Yeah. And I'm just looking at my buddy like, no, no.

1953
01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:52,680
Like, yeah, not a chance.

1954
01:06:53,160 --> 01:06:55,320
And my guy's like,

1955
01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:58,480
yeah, let's let's do it.

1956
01:06:59,480 --> 01:07:02,800
That's still on me, though, I think, because it was my car.

1957
01:07:02,800 --> 01:07:07,200
But see, you know, we're just we're just kind of hippie ish back then.

1958
01:07:07,200 --> 01:07:09,240
And we were like, let's do it. Let's help this guy out.

1959
01:07:09,240 --> 01:07:12,720
This this is a PSA, though, because this happened at Boxcar

1960
01:07:13,040 --> 01:07:14,640
with me, Alex and Jake.

1961
01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:17,600
And then this dude was like, he drew a picture for Jake.

1962
01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:19,040
He has a hanging on his wall.

1963
01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:20,400
Oh, yeah. Yeah.

1964
01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:24,000
And then it was like, can you guys give me a ride to he wanted it?

1965
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:27,160
He wanted somebody to get him a ride to the store and then back to his hotel room,

1966
01:07:27,160 --> 01:07:29,120
which is right across the street from Boxcar.

1967
01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:32,560
And I just said no and ignored him, which is what you do.

1968
01:07:32,960 --> 01:07:34,640
This is the way to go about it.

1969
01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:38,080
And then Alex was like, oh, like, where is that?

1970
01:07:38,520 --> 01:07:40,040
Bye bye. See, you're asking.

1971
01:07:40,040 --> 01:07:42,240
Once you ask a question, they're going to get you in.

1972
01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:44,400
No matter if it was across town, they're going to get you in.

1973
01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:46,520
You fucking say, no, I'm good.

1974
01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:49,120
I got I got to go to even though I was lying.

1975
01:07:49,120 --> 01:07:51,040
I was like, oh, you got to go that way.

1976
01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:53,000
I'm going this way. You know what I mean?

1977
01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:55,000
And Alex got raped.

1978
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:56,000
Do it.

1979
01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:58,000
R.I.P. Alex.

1980
01:07:58,000 --> 01:07:59,720
Asian Heritage Month.

1981
01:07:59,720 --> 01:08:02,480
This happened with me and your boy blow job Willie over there

1982
01:08:03,320 --> 01:08:05,840
on Thursday at the Speakeasy.

1983
01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:09,240
This Indian gentleman, his race has nothing to do with it,

1984
01:08:09,240 --> 01:08:10,360
but I brought it up anyways.

1985
01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:13,840
This Indian gentleman kept pressing us for a ride.

1986
01:08:14,040 --> 01:08:17,480
It was me, Brandon and Matthew Lumber.

1987
01:08:17,480 --> 01:08:20,840
Shout out Lumber and teen pop sensation Matthew Lumber.

1988
01:08:20,840 --> 01:08:24,040
And we were outside the Speakeasy.

1989
01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:26,720
He came up and he was with this white woman and was like, me

1990
01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:28,840
and my wife need a ride back to this hotel.

1991
01:08:28,840 --> 01:08:32,120
Do you? At first he started, he was like, you got the Uber app on your phone?

1992
01:08:32,120 --> 01:08:36,160
I was like, I don't because I live in fucking the sticks, Alabama.

1993
01:08:36,200 --> 01:08:38,480
You know, we don't have Uber isn't a thing.

1994
01:08:38,880 --> 01:08:41,120
And then he kept pressing us.

1995
01:08:41,120 --> 01:08:44,600
He was like, if you give me a ride back, I'll give you five dollars.

1996
01:08:45,680 --> 01:08:47,200
Yeah, that's what he kept saying.

1997
01:08:47,200 --> 01:08:50,240
It was like a 17 minute drive for five dollars.

1998
01:08:50,240 --> 01:08:54,400
I'm like, I'll burn more in gas on the way there than what you're paying me.

1999
01:08:54,400 --> 01:08:56,640
And he just wouldn't leave me alone.

2000
01:08:56,640 --> 01:08:57,840
So I pulled a sick move.

2001
01:08:57,840 --> 01:09:01,400
I was like, hey, my boy Dom might have the Uber app on his phone.

2002
01:09:01,400 --> 01:09:05,280
And I just walked inside the Speakeasy and had no intention of talking to you about it.

2003
01:09:05,280 --> 01:09:06,440
I just let them deal with it.

2004
01:09:06,440 --> 01:09:08,360
He left them with us. He was there the whole time.

2005
01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:09,760
He was just there. I just left.

2006
01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:11,200
He's like, so you're not going to give it to me?

2007
01:09:11,200 --> 01:09:12,800
I'm like, no, man, I don't.

2008
01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:13,920
I got a show. I'm going to go.

2009
01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:15,120
Be like, you can't do it real quick.

2010
01:09:15,120 --> 01:09:17,760
It's down the street. I'm like, no, man, I'm not doing it.

2011
01:09:17,800 --> 01:09:18,960
That was this Thursday.

2012
01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:20,960
Yeah, I know the dude.

2013
01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:23,680
Yeah, the dude that was in the Speakeasy who kept talking.

2014
01:09:23,960 --> 01:09:26,280
He also I'll fucking call him out now.

2015
01:09:26,280 --> 01:09:30,320
He was saying talking shit about Raina while she was up there on stage.

2016
01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:31,600
What do you say about Raina?

2017
01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:35,320
He's like, oh, she has his pussy jokes while he was at the bar.

2018
01:09:36,120 --> 01:09:38,440
And then he pressed us for a ride for five dollars.

2019
01:09:38,440 --> 01:09:40,600
Do go fuck yourself.

2020
01:09:40,600 --> 01:09:42,880
Fuck you. Fuck you.

2021
01:09:42,880 --> 01:09:45,040
Yeah. Kumar.

2022
01:09:45,040 --> 01:09:47,480
Oh, OK. I didn't say that.

2023
01:09:47,480 --> 01:09:48,600
I mean, it's probably his name.

2024
01:09:48,600 --> 01:09:51,360
Damn. I have two Indian friends, both of them are named Kumar.

2025
01:09:51,360 --> 01:09:52,800
So I just like them, dude.

2026
01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:54,720
So you can say it, but I can't.

2027
01:09:54,720 --> 01:09:56,400
Kumar. Meta Rappu.

2028
01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:58,320
That's today. I call him MP.

2029
01:09:58,320 --> 01:10:00,680
MP Kumar is that he

2030
01:10:02,600 --> 01:10:03,800
you got. You got.

2031
01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:05,400
What is that? You are comfortable.

2032
01:10:05,400 --> 01:10:07,800
No, first of all, that's on.

2033
01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:10,360
Go to White Castle. Kumar is that he is.

2034
01:10:10,360 --> 01:10:12,080
I know what you mean from Dr.

2035
01:10:12,080 --> 01:10:14,600
V. OK, that you've been anything sort of a.

2036
01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:17,840
Kumar White. I'll be drinking to God.

2037
01:10:17,840 --> 01:10:23,120
As always, as on every other 25 episodes of this podcast,

2038
01:10:23,120 --> 01:10:25,960
hey, you can have a little drink, get a little cocaine.

2039
01:10:25,960 --> 01:10:26,840
What are we doing here?

2040
01:10:26,840 --> 01:10:31,360
Yeah, you know what? I just realized, man, 26 is half a 52, dude.

2041
01:10:31,360 --> 01:10:32,680
52 weeks in a year.

2042
01:10:32,680 --> 01:10:34,760
This is our six month anniversary of the pod.

2043
01:10:34,760 --> 01:10:36,080
Oh, yeah.

2044
01:10:36,080 --> 01:10:37,720
You did a lot of math there real fast.

2045
01:10:37,720 --> 01:10:40,840
Yes, I think I think that's serendipitous or something.

2046
01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:44,360
And that is called a callback.

2047
01:10:44,360 --> 01:10:45,640
I can't be sure.

2048
01:10:45,640 --> 01:10:48,640
Yeah, those guys are beast guys.

2049
01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:51,480
That's a great movie, though, isn't it?

2050
01:10:51,480 --> 01:10:52,200
So good.

2051
01:10:52,200 --> 01:10:54,360
Shout out Bobby. What's the last time you watched it?

2052
01:10:54,360 --> 01:10:57,400
It get four days ago. For real.

2053
01:10:57,480 --> 01:11:01,000
Yeah, they barricaded a sparrow, barricaded a sparrow.

2054
01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:04,040
Well, as soon as they ride the cheetah, I'm out.

2055
01:11:04,480 --> 01:11:06,000
Well, I'm talking like it's too much.

2056
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:08,520
When Bobby Lee was in there, when they were in the campus

2057
01:11:08,920 --> 01:11:12,760
and the guy was smells the weed on him, the the hall monitor

2058
01:11:12,760 --> 01:11:16,840
and they catch one dude, he's like he's like neck and groin rookie.

2059
01:11:17,840 --> 01:11:18,880
Oh, yeah.

2060
01:11:18,880 --> 01:11:20,120
I love that fucking part.

2061
01:11:20,120 --> 01:11:21,320
That is a wild part.

2062
01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:21,920
Yeah.

2063
01:11:21,920 --> 01:11:23,520
What's barricaded a cheetah, dude?

2064
01:11:23,520 --> 01:11:24,280
Barricaded a sparrow.

2065
01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:25,920
He's like that's their call names.

2066
01:11:25,920 --> 01:11:26,720
Yeah, he's a fake.

2067
01:11:26,720 --> 01:11:28,720
He's like a mall cop, like the other thing.

2068
01:11:28,720 --> 01:11:31,560
He's like both animals you couldn't beat in hand to hand combat.

2069
01:11:31,720 --> 01:11:35,320
I could fuck a cheetah up. Oh, that's a fucking cheetah.

2070
01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:37,360
I'm about to walk out.

2071
01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:38,520
I'm walking out.

2072
01:11:38,520 --> 01:11:40,360
I could kill a big cat. Yeah.

2073
01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:42,120
No, wait, like a cougar.

2074
01:11:42,120 --> 01:11:43,920
Not a lion. Not a lion.

2075
01:11:43,920 --> 01:11:46,280
Not a not even a mountain lion.

2076
01:11:46,280 --> 01:11:48,320
You guys were all in the special classes.

2077
01:11:48,320 --> 01:11:49,920
I just want to put that out there.

2078
01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:50,920
I would fuck it.

2079
01:11:50,920 --> 01:11:53,240
Cheetahs are are not like that.

2080
01:11:53,720 --> 01:11:55,280
They run 80 miles an hour.

2081
01:11:55,280 --> 01:11:56,840
OK, they cannot hit you.

2082
01:11:56,840 --> 01:11:58,120
What happens when they catch you?

2083
01:11:58,120 --> 01:12:00,280
They kill you with their claws and their teeth.

2084
01:12:00,280 --> 01:12:01,520
Brandon, look it up.

2085
01:12:01,520 --> 01:12:02,720
They go for the neck.

2086
01:12:02,720 --> 01:12:04,880
Don't even say another word, dude.

2087
01:12:04,880 --> 01:12:06,520
Look it up right now.

2088
01:12:06,520 --> 01:12:08,920
I could throw a punch at a hundred miles an hour.

2089
01:12:08,920 --> 01:12:13,360
The mantis shrimp has the hardest punch in the animal kingdom.

2090
01:12:13,360 --> 01:12:17,240
It goes so fast it boils the water around it.

2091
01:12:17,760 --> 01:12:19,160
No, the answer is no.

2092
01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:23,120
And it says otherwise, these people are not legitimate sources.

2093
01:12:24,440 --> 01:12:25,440
No, you could be the cheetah.

2094
01:12:25,440 --> 01:12:27,840
You can't beat any of the other big cats.

2095
01:12:27,840 --> 01:12:28,840
Probably.

2096
01:12:28,840 --> 01:12:31,000
No, you could be like one of those sphinx ones.

2097
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:33,600
A cheetah is everything that a jaguar is.

2098
01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:35,160
No the fuck it's not. But faster.

2099
01:12:35,160 --> 01:12:36,720
No, it's not. It is though.

2100
01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:38,320
It is though. It lives in Africa.

2101
01:12:38,320 --> 01:12:40,240
Do you know how hard it is to live in Africa?

2102
01:12:40,240 --> 01:12:41,640
People can't even do it, dude.

2103
01:12:41,640 --> 01:12:43,560
They're fucking dying.

2104
01:12:43,560 --> 01:12:47,680
People have lived in Africa for as long as people have lived.

2105
01:12:49,040 --> 01:12:51,520
But it depends on the park.

2106
01:12:51,520 --> 01:12:53,840
I hear what you're saying, though.

2107
01:12:53,840 --> 01:12:55,320
You need pepper spray.

2108
01:12:55,320 --> 01:12:56,000
That's what it says.

2109
01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:59,920
It says you have a little chance if your arms utilize a weapon.

2110
01:12:59,920 --> 01:13:02,320
Pepper spray should be your first line of defense.

2111
01:13:02,320 --> 01:13:04,160
It goes 80 miles an hour.

2112
01:13:04,160 --> 01:13:06,240
If you just want to fight it, you're not going to win.

2113
01:13:06,240 --> 01:13:08,640
You're running 80 miles an hour. You're not going to win.

2114
01:13:08,640 --> 01:13:09,880
You can fuck up a cheetah.

2115
01:13:09,880 --> 01:13:12,000
He said big cat. He did not say cheetah.

2116
01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:12,720
That's a big cat.

2117
01:13:12,720 --> 01:13:16,240
A mountain lion. I'll fucking slam that little pussy every day of the week.

2118
01:13:16,240 --> 01:13:17,520
You cannot beat a mountain lion.

2119
01:13:17,520 --> 01:13:19,600
A cheetah is way more deadly.

2120
01:13:19,600 --> 01:13:20,800
They have mountain lions in Florida.

2121
01:13:20,800 --> 01:13:22,960
Do you hear what I have to go through?

2122
01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:23,760
A mountain lion.

2123
01:13:23,760 --> 01:13:25,800
A cheetah is more dangerous than a fucking mountain lion.

2124
01:13:25,800 --> 01:13:28,880
I am mind numbingly drunk and I know I'm right, dude.

2125
01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:31,240
That's the craziest part of this kind of a cheetah.

2126
01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:32,480
Can you survive in mountain lions?

2127
01:13:32,480 --> 01:13:34,400
People, yeah, I mean you can.

2128
01:13:34,400 --> 01:13:35,640
Yeah, people can choke them out.

2129
01:13:35,640 --> 01:13:36,320
Really?

2130
01:13:36,320 --> 01:13:37,120
That's the move.

2131
01:13:37,120 --> 01:13:37,560
Yeah.

2132
01:13:37,560 --> 01:13:38,480
Choke the big cat out.

2133
01:13:38,480 --> 01:13:41,600
If you got a fucking pocket knife, you can take out this little pussy.

2134
01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:44,200
If a cat gets your back though, it's a wrap.

2135
01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:44,680
Yeah.

2136
01:13:44,680 --> 01:13:45,880
So you just have to get them.

2137
01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:46,520
Take those claws.

2138
01:13:46,520 --> 01:13:47,440
Before they get you.

2139
01:13:47,440 --> 01:13:49,280
The cheetah runs 80 miles per hour.

2140
01:13:49,280 --> 01:13:50,320
Why do you keep saying that?

2141
01:13:50,320 --> 01:13:50,800
That matters.

2142
01:13:50,800 --> 01:13:54,920
The fastest human being has ever ran, Usain Bolt, 27 miles per hour.

2143
01:13:54,920 --> 01:13:57,120
We're not talking about running from the dog.

2144
01:13:57,120 --> 01:14:00,280
No, but it's going to be running at you and then it jumps up.

2145
01:14:00,280 --> 01:14:03,000
And what, are you going to catch that thing going 80 miles an hour?

2146
01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:05,280
That's like trying to catch a fucking four fiesta.

2147
01:14:05,280 --> 01:14:06,720
And getting in a rear neck and choke.

2148
01:14:06,720 --> 01:14:07,240
OK.

2149
01:14:07,240 --> 01:14:10,440
Are you fighting in the wild or is this like a sanction fight?

2150
01:14:10,440 --> 01:14:11,960
It doesn't matter.

2151
01:14:11,960 --> 01:14:12,880
It doesn't matter.

2152
01:14:12,880 --> 01:14:14,040
They're talking about the wild.

2153
01:14:14,040 --> 01:14:14,640
OK.

2154
01:14:14,640 --> 01:14:17,640
It can run around the walls of the fucking cage, dude.

2155
01:14:17,640 --> 01:14:18,880
Oh, yeah.

2156
01:14:18,880 --> 01:14:20,040
Yeah.

2157
01:14:20,040 --> 01:14:22,000
This is the craziest fucking thing.

2158
01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:23,960
Look up Cheetah Malls Africans.

2159
01:14:23,960 --> 01:14:24,480
OK.

2160
01:14:24,480 --> 01:14:25,680
You'll find 15,000 videos.

2161
01:14:25,680 --> 01:14:26,920
You won't find them.

2162
01:14:26,920 --> 01:14:28,800
They're not like that.

2163
01:14:28,800 --> 01:14:30,880
You're missing.

2164
01:14:30,880 --> 01:14:32,440
What's the first thing that pops up, dude?

2165
01:14:32,440 --> 01:14:34,200
50 to 80 miles per hour.

2166
01:14:34,200 --> 01:14:35,000
Keenan.

2167
01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:36,440
Set some light on this boy.

2168
01:14:36,440 --> 01:14:37,880
There's no way, dude.

2169
01:14:37,880 --> 01:14:39,360
I've tried, I think.

2170
01:14:39,360 --> 01:14:41,200
It's not working.

2171
01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:42,440
But.

2172
01:14:42,440 --> 01:14:43,960
OK.

2173
01:14:43,960 --> 01:14:45,320
They've mauled some tourists.

2174
01:14:45,320 --> 01:14:46,120
Malls tourists.

2175
01:14:46,120 --> 01:14:46,680
Yeah.

2176
01:14:46,680 --> 01:14:53,560
Listen, JJ, we're going to go on a long hike or a rucksack hike.

2177
01:14:53,560 --> 01:14:55,640
We're going to find us a big cat.

2178
01:14:55,640 --> 01:14:56,760
We're going to fight that cat.

2179
01:14:56,760 --> 01:14:58,800
Yeah, you guys can live stream this and I'll

2180
01:14:58,800 --> 01:15:02,360
be in the safety of my own home because I'm not fucking around with that.

2181
01:15:02,360 --> 01:15:03,880
And we're going looking for it, man.

2182
01:15:03,880 --> 01:15:06,520
We went searching for an alligator the other night.

2183
01:15:06,520 --> 01:15:09,280
And honestly, that probably could have killed all of us, dude.

2184
01:15:09,280 --> 01:15:11,520
Yeah, that was a bad choice.

2185
01:15:11,520 --> 01:15:13,160
Alligators freak me out for sure.

2186
01:15:13,160 --> 01:15:13,680
Oh, yeah.

2187
01:15:13,680 --> 01:15:14,080
There's one out there.

2188
01:15:14,080 --> 01:15:15,240
But you can take one.

2189
01:15:15,240 --> 01:15:15,760
No.

2190
01:15:15,760 --> 01:15:16,640
You just got to grab it.

2191
01:15:16,640 --> 01:15:20,200
You have way better chances of doing an alligator than a cheetah.

2192
01:15:20,200 --> 01:15:23,520
Because an alligator has no unhinging power in its jaws.

2193
01:15:23,520 --> 01:15:24,520
It only has bite down.

2194
01:15:24,520 --> 01:15:27,640
So if you get the mouth down, you're good.

2195
01:15:27,640 --> 01:15:28,160
You're good.

2196
01:15:28,160 --> 01:15:30,640
You just get on top of it, grab the jaws, you're fine.

2197
01:15:30,640 --> 01:15:31,520
But what you think?

2198
01:15:31,520 --> 01:15:32,520
Poke its eyes out?

2199
01:15:32,520 --> 01:15:34,120
What are you going to do, though?

2200
01:15:34,120 --> 01:15:37,400
You get as long as you're on the back of it and you have its mouth closed,

2201
01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:38,400
what can it do?

2202
01:15:38,400 --> 01:15:42,360
It can't flip over and it can't bite you, which are its two main attacks.

2203
01:15:42,360 --> 01:15:44,880
But cheetah, dude, the cheetah is going to fuck you.

2204
01:15:44,880 --> 01:15:49,360
Squeaks could probably kill you if he really put his ambition into it.

2205
01:15:49,360 --> 01:15:50,360
It's a house cat.

2206
01:15:50,360 --> 01:15:51,920
The most dangerous land animal.

2207
01:15:51,920 --> 01:15:53,280
Jake, shut out Jake's cats.

2208
01:15:53,280 --> 01:15:53,780
A bear.

2209
01:15:53,780 --> 01:15:55,120
Squeaks is the best, man.

2210
01:15:55,120 --> 01:15:55,960
A bear, though.

2211
01:15:55,960 --> 01:15:57,840
Like, the most dangerous land animal.

2212
01:15:57,840 --> 01:15:58,320
Yeah, yeah.

2213
01:15:58,320 --> 01:15:59,320
Grizzly.

2214
01:15:59,320 --> 01:15:59,820
Yeah.

2215
01:15:59,820 --> 01:16:00,960
Or a polo, whichever one.

2216
01:16:00,960 --> 01:16:02,120
For sure.

2217
01:16:02,120 --> 01:16:03,320
Definitely.

2218
01:16:03,320 --> 01:16:10,440
Could you, if you were just a guy in bear country, you had a knife or a gun,

2219
01:16:10,440 --> 01:16:11,840
you going to let that bear get you?

2220
01:16:11,840 --> 01:16:12,920
Yeah, it's going to get me.

2221
01:16:12,920 --> 01:16:13,320
Yeah.

2222
01:16:13,320 --> 01:16:14,120
It's going to tear me up.

2223
01:16:14,120 --> 01:16:15,520
Probably every day of the week.

2224
01:16:15,520 --> 01:16:16,760
Eat me from the asshole out.

2225
01:16:16,760 --> 01:16:17,480
OK.

2226
01:16:17,480 --> 01:16:18,240
That's what they do.

2227
01:16:18,240 --> 01:16:20,440
I think you could still get it.

2228
01:16:20,440 --> 01:16:23,200
But that's the fight right there.

2229
01:16:23,200 --> 01:16:26,360
Yeah, that's like, that's one of those people who do nothing,

2230
01:16:26,360 --> 01:16:27,440
barrel hay all day.

2231
01:16:27,440 --> 01:16:29,720
They might be able to tussle with it.

2232
01:16:29,720 --> 01:16:31,360
But Khabib might.

2233
01:16:31,360 --> 01:16:32,880
No, Khabib's a busy.

2234
01:16:32,880 --> 01:16:34,400
He wrestles bears.

2235
01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:35,360
Hell, yeah.

2236
01:16:35,360 --> 01:16:36,680
Hey, docile bears.

2237
01:16:36,680 --> 01:16:37,440
Not fucking.

2238
01:16:37,440 --> 01:16:39,360
You ever seen Grizzly Man?

2239
01:16:39,360 --> 01:16:40,160
I've seen it.

2240
01:16:40,160 --> 01:16:40,660
Yeah.

2241
01:16:40,660 --> 01:16:42,960
You hear those screams at the end?

2242
01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:44,280
Yeah.

2243
01:16:44,280 --> 01:16:45,120
That's good shit.

2244
01:16:45,120 --> 01:16:46,320
It's getting super dark.

2245
01:16:46,320 --> 01:16:47,120
I didn't hear that.

2246
01:16:47,120 --> 01:16:48,040
It was on Restricted Videos.

2247
01:16:48,040 --> 01:16:50,520
We'll go to Restricted Videos real quick if you want to.

2248
01:16:50,520 --> 01:16:51,320
Yeah, we will.

2249
01:16:51,320 --> 01:16:52,440
We'll see some dark shit.

2250
01:16:52,440 --> 01:16:53,400
Yeah.

2251
01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:55,600
This is, oh, yeah, that was the age.

2252
01:16:55,600 --> 01:16:56,640
You're that age.

2253
01:16:56,640 --> 01:16:58,280
Face of the Death?

2254
01:16:58,280 --> 01:16:59,040
I'm not sure.

2255
01:16:59,040 --> 01:17:00,960
Band from TV?

2256
01:17:00,960 --> 01:17:01,640
Band from TV?

2257
01:17:01,640 --> 01:17:05,720
I mean, I've seen some fucked up stuff on the old internet.

2258
01:17:05,720 --> 01:17:08,840
Like E-bombs World and shit?

2259
01:17:08,840 --> 01:17:11,560
Yeah, just, yeah.

2260
01:17:11,560 --> 01:17:12,400
Live Leak.

2261
01:17:12,400 --> 01:17:13,680
Yeah.

2262
01:17:13,680 --> 01:17:14,240
That's the one.

2263
01:17:14,240 --> 01:17:14,720
I love watching it.

2264
01:17:14,720 --> 01:17:15,840
I think I blocked it out, dude.

2265
01:17:15,840 --> 01:17:16,600
And now we're just.

2266
01:17:16,600 --> 01:17:17,280
Good for you.

2267
01:17:17,280 --> 01:17:17,920
Yeah, that's good.

2268
01:17:17,920 --> 01:17:19,640
Yeah, I mean, you know, I'm just trying to be chill.

2269
01:17:19,640 --> 01:17:21,040
Whenever I wake up in the morning,

2270
01:17:21,040 --> 01:17:22,200
I check Restricted Videos.

2271
01:17:22,200 --> 01:17:24,560
That's how crazy that gets you up.

2272
01:17:24,560 --> 01:17:25,360
Yeah.

2273
01:17:25,360 --> 01:17:28,440
I like watching car crashes on Instagram Reels.

2274
01:17:28,440 --> 01:17:32,200
Just a cement, like a concrete truck, just the big ass part

2275
01:17:32,200 --> 01:17:34,920
that's hauling the liquid cement, falling on a family

2276
01:17:34,920 --> 01:17:36,760
for murdering them all at the same time.

2277
01:17:36,760 --> 01:17:39,080
I can't watch videos with driving.

2278
01:17:39,080 --> 01:17:39,600
You know?

2279
01:17:39,600 --> 01:17:40,520
I understand that.

2280
01:17:40,520 --> 01:17:41,080
It is for you.

2281
01:17:41,080 --> 01:17:41,880
See, I don't like that.

2282
01:17:41,880 --> 01:17:42,480
I don't like that.

2283
01:17:42,480 --> 01:17:43,800
Because I drive for a living.

2284
01:17:43,800 --> 01:17:44,520
Yeah.

2285
01:17:44,520 --> 01:17:46,840
And when I'm driving and I'm watching somebody drive,

2286
01:17:46,840 --> 01:17:48,040
it just gets weird.

2287
01:17:48,040 --> 01:17:49,520
Yeah.

2288
01:17:49,520 --> 01:17:50,280
Metadrive.

2289
01:17:53,120 --> 01:17:53,720
Yeah.

2290
01:17:53,720 --> 01:17:54,200
I understand.

2291
01:17:54,200 --> 01:17:56,840
That was like when everybody had to cut off two girls, one cup.

2292
01:17:56,840 --> 01:17:58,280
You know, you had to mentally embrace that.

2293
01:17:58,280 --> 01:17:59,360
That's completely different.

2294
01:17:59,360 --> 01:18:00,960
I don't think that's the same at all.

2295
01:18:00,960 --> 01:18:02,000
Still some crazy shit.

2296
01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:03,040
Nobody cut that off.

2297
01:18:03,040 --> 01:18:03,840
Nobody wanted to.

2298
01:18:03,840 --> 01:18:05,840
They were like, let's see how this ends.

2299
01:18:05,840 --> 01:18:07,240
That's like a train wreck.

2300
01:18:07,240 --> 01:18:08,880
You have to keep watching, dude.

2301
01:18:08,880 --> 01:18:09,800
Yeah, that was crazy.

2302
01:18:09,800 --> 01:18:11,280
You're helpless to it.

2303
01:18:11,280 --> 01:18:12,280
Oh, shit.

2304
01:18:12,280 --> 01:18:13,600
Yeah, man.

2305
01:18:13,600 --> 01:18:15,600
All right, Kenan, that's the end of the episode.

2306
01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:19,400
Whenever you see a ghost, Muhammad Ali.

2307
01:18:19,400 --> 01:18:20,080
Is it?

2308
01:18:20,080 --> 01:18:20,840
Yeah.

2309
01:18:20,840 --> 01:18:23,480
That means that we just too fucked up?

2310
01:18:23,480 --> 01:18:24,240
Huh?

2311
01:18:24,240 --> 01:18:25,040
No, it's 50 minutes.

2312
01:18:25,040 --> 01:18:26,280
Time limit.

2313
01:18:26,280 --> 01:18:26,760
Whoa.

2314
01:18:26,760 --> 01:18:27,800
It flew by, dude.

2315
01:18:27,800 --> 01:18:28,800
It's been 50 minutes.

2316
01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:29,720
Yeah, man.

2317
01:18:29,720 --> 01:18:30,640
It flew by.

2318
01:18:30,640 --> 01:18:32,720
But this is going to be the first step.

2319
01:18:32,720 --> 01:18:35,000
This will be out tomorrow.

2320
01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:35,680
All right?

2321
01:18:35,680 --> 01:18:38,360
So if you have anything you want to promote,

2322
01:18:38,360 --> 01:18:39,920
anything you got coming up, you're

2323
01:18:39,920 --> 01:18:41,960
just going to tell it to this camera right here.

2324
01:18:41,960 --> 01:18:43,000
Cool, man.

2325
01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:46,240
Well, Birmingham Comedy is alive and very well.

2326
01:18:46,240 --> 01:18:51,320
We've got the New Face Showcase competition at the Stardom.

2327
01:18:51,320 --> 01:18:52,880
JJ was on it already.

2328
01:18:52,880 --> 01:18:54,120
It's a great opportunity.

2329
01:18:54,120 --> 01:18:55,400
Sign up if you have it.

2330
01:18:55,400 --> 01:18:55,960
Yep.

2331
01:18:55,960 --> 01:19:01,920
Sign ups are still open at comedybreakin.com or any social.

2332
01:19:01,920 --> 01:19:04,720
You can sign up if you're a comic.

2333
01:19:04,720 --> 01:19:07,440
We've had two so far.

2334
01:19:07,440 --> 01:19:12,480
We've had two really funny black comedians win.

2335
01:19:12,480 --> 01:19:13,880
Hell yeah.

2336
01:19:13,880 --> 01:19:16,480
And it's called New Face Showcase.

2337
01:19:16,480 --> 01:19:18,640
And it looks like if I'm going to win,

2338
01:19:18,640 --> 01:19:21,080
I'm going to need a new face.

2339
01:19:21,080 --> 01:19:23,800
A black face.

2340
01:19:23,800 --> 01:19:25,480
I support.

2341
01:19:25,480 --> 01:19:28,880
But yeah, I'll be on it this month, the 30th, May 30th.

2342
01:19:28,880 --> 01:19:29,920
I'll be on it.

2343
01:19:29,920 --> 01:19:32,200
Just to throw my hat in there.

2344
01:19:32,200 --> 01:19:34,480
It's got a $5,000 cash prize.

2345
01:19:34,480 --> 01:19:36,200
Hell yeah.

2346
01:19:36,200 --> 01:19:39,320
I'd be crazy not to.

2347
01:19:39,320 --> 01:19:40,360
Hopefully I'm on it with you.

2348
01:19:40,360 --> 01:19:41,240
I submitted my tape.

2349
01:19:41,240 --> 01:19:41,840
I don't know if you know.

2350
01:19:41,840 --> 01:19:42,480
Same here.

2351
01:19:42,480 --> 01:19:44,280
Same here, hopefully.

2352
01:19:44,280 --> 01:19:46,080
What's your Instagram?

2353
01:19:46,080 --> 01:19:47,160
American Jester.

2354
01:19:47,160 --> 01:19:48,080
American Jester.

2355
01:19:48,080 --> 01:19:49,760
Which is clown oriented.

2356
01:19:49,760 --> 01:19:51,360
Hell yeah.

2357
01:19:51,360 --> 01:19:53,240
That's what we do, baby.

2358
01:19:53,240 --> 01:19:56,400
Facebook, anything else you got, websites or anything?

2359
01:19:56,400 --> 01:19:57,400
Just Instagram.

2360
01:19:57,400 --> 01:19:59,000
It's all about that IG.

2361
01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:01,720
That's my artist outlet.

2362
01:20:01,720 --> 01:20:03,600
Yeah.

2363
01:20:03,600 --> 01:20:04,120
Hell yeah.

2364
01:20:04,120 --> 01:20:05,080
Thank you guys.

2365
01:20:05,080 --> 01:20:06,040
Thanks, Keenan, for coming on.

2366
01:20:06,040 --> 01:20:06,760
Thanks for coming.

2367
01:20:06,760 --> 01:20:08,680
We really appreciate it.

2368
01:20:08,680 --> 01:20:10,000
I love you guys no matter what.

2369
01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:10,520
Hell yeah.

2370
01:20:10,520 --> 01:20:12,400
I love you too.

2371
01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:13,760
Let's get fucked up.

2372
01:20:13,760 --> 01:20:15,000
Let's do a single tomorrow.

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01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:23,560
Yeah.