1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,080 Hey guys, if you like the part, why don't you come see us at the live show May 17th? 2 00:00:04,560 --> 00:00:09,760 Killer clowns live comedy showcase at shenanigans comedy theater 8 p.m 3 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:16,240 Come see it. We got live musical performance featured stand-up comedians bucket pool spots 4 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:21,840 And what can they do to us in front of a live studio audience pies in the face cream pie, baby 5 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:28,400 Hell, yeah and skits skits as well. Yeah, we got a friend shit. What you gotta say Brandon what I gotta say is 6 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:31,600 It's because that this shit is going to be big like this cup 7 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:34,320 You want to be a big daddy? You want to walk around and get all that shit? 8 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:39,280 Come on down here and get a bucket pool. We got you. We're gonna get it now. Isn't that right? We the three 9 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:42,960 You know, let's say it on three one two three. We the three big 10 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:46,320 I didn't know where we're going. Is that a is that a cop? 11 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:49,840 Because I say you gotta be big 12 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:52,000 Like a dick i'm going back to my home. Yeah 13 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:57,360 Oh, yeah, make 17 shenanigans eight o'clock come see us. It'll be fun 14 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:01,680 This is the clown college podcast 15 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:05,840 We're just a couple open micers trying to make our way through the scene where we interview 16 00:01:05,980 --> 00:01:12,080 Comedians throughout different stages of their comedy career no matter if they're open micers headliners or traveling comedians 17 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:21,760 I'm here too. Jamie 2.0. I just talk a lot more. Damn it. Brandon go sit in the corner 18 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:28,800 What y'all won't do for love hey for the love of mine 19 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:35,520 I thought y'all remixing like three songs right? Yeah, I was putting a bobby caldwell in there 20 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:39,840 You know, he was white dude. Oh, yeah, dude. I found that out like a couple years ago. I was really shocked 21 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:43,920 I never knew. Yeah, yeah brothers got soul. Yes, he does 22 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:48,880 Rest in it. Well, actually, yeah, it's soul up there. Yeah, he just passed 23 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:54,480 Yes, he did like a week ago or something like that. No, no, it was like it was last year like last year 24 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:59,200 Okay, okay. I'm in my dude. I wonder if his voice got better with age 25 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:04,640 I feel like his type of style. He would he would play. I don't know if you can get those high notes though 26 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:10,320 Oh true. He is hitting at that later stage. He might have I played one of his songs from uh, 27 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:15,600 2015 on the radio once he sounded sounded man. It's pretty good pretty good. Oh, yeah 28 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:22,800 You could tell the age but you still had that soul in him. How old was he? Probably in the 60s. Maybe late 50s 29 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:24,160 Oh 30 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:26,160 Early 60s. I mean probably 31 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:29,440 No, I mean he came out with that in the 80s 32 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:32,560 Yeah, and he was 33 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:38,480 Probably at least 30 when that came out. So yeah, let me see bobby called. Well, see that uh, 34 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:41,040 I don't think he was eight 35 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:44,640 Gotta get those assignments. Yeah. Yeah, man 36 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:51,280 Let's see. So 1951. So yeah, he was let's see because I don't have time for this man 37 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:58,320 72 71 years old. Yeah, he's 71. So make that fool. That's not too old. I didn't know he looked like that 38 00:02:58,640 --> 00:03:01,440 Young man, he got that. Oh, yeah when he got old 39 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:06,640 And yeah, he started looking like different man. Yeah, like the frank sinatra kind of he do 40 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:09,200 That's a brunos 41 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:16,880 Go ahead you uh, this is your first time having a heineken, right? Oh, yeah, man pop that bad boy 42 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:19,920 Pop this bad boy up for everybody with the old dick here 43 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:22,720 Lay that wood on the heineken, man 44 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:26,400 The angle he's going 45 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:28,880 Doing the other one the other way like this 46 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:35,840 He's doing like a shooting star press trying to open this thing hold up we're gonna get it. Hey 47 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:40,560 Yeah, we did it 48 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:46,960 He's gripping that thing 49 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:53,280 Put it back in the hole, how was it that shit was good get honey very tasty 50 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:59,120 Yeah, like it tastes that tastes good. That's a premium premium malt lager you got over there 51 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:01,600 That's why it tastes so good and fresh 52 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:07,440 What do you know about the nether Netherlands Brandon the netherlands like the island or the fucking city or whatever that place is 53 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:13,280 Country country. I know it's a country you can go down there probably a farm down there. What is in my uk? 54 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:15,840 What is it? 55 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:20,880 Where the fuck is this thing? It's a country. It's a country. It's his own thing. Okay 56 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:27,120 Okay, that's where Amsterdam is. Yeah, that's where the red light district the hose the hose 57 00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:30,080 Yeah, the the prostitute free process. I mean not free possibly 58 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:32,640 legal 59 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:34,640 It's legalized dude 60 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:37,120 You can do a whole bunch of drugs over there 61 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:40,400 Like any any I think nobody cares 62 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:44,720 Yeah, dude, you can freaking snort some fentanyl now. Look, I don't agree with this 63 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:47,600 But do y'all hear this some places you can do whatever you want 64 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:53,120 It should be like that everywhere it should be I agree like I mean if I wanted to shoot up here 65 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:57,520 I'm right now. I should be able to yeah right on camera a safe way go to the cbs 66 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:00,320 Grab some good heroin 67 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:06,320 Cvs, they're gonna have it behind that glass case and there's never gonna be an employee to get it for you, dude 68 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:09,440 You'll never get to do here. I'm gonna break that glass and get mad 69 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:15,600 Stone Cold Steve Austin get the fucking heroin dude. I'm down. I don't know 70 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:19,200 I I don't think I'd do it but maybe it would be good if it was legalized 71 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:24,480 Because then you could see like just people tweaking and you'd be like, no, I'm good on that 72 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:27,280 Well, then it won't be cut with like all kind of crazy shit 73 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:31,840 You know you're getting coke or you're getting heroin and they could I would never do here 74 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:37,920 You don't want to do nothing that you get sick if you don't have it. You know what I mean? That's not fun 75 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:43,120 Yeah, it's not fun. I don't even like my headaches that I get when I don't drink caffeine, dude 76 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:45,840 That's no fun. Now I have to buy one of these every day 77 00:05:46,540 --> 00:05:49,120 369 now dude on fucking real 78 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:55,440 Biden's america. Yeah, dude. I'm getting tired of it. Everything is so fucking expensive, man 79 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,000 Now this is the kind of talk I like 80 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:02,960 I agree. I mean god damn I know and I know it's not 81 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:07,120 It doesn't matter who the president is. We have to go through a recession. I'm just tired of it 82 00:06:07,840 --> 00:06:10,160 This is this is getting outrageous. It is I went 83 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:17,120 Uh, I haven't went to the store like to walmart and walked out with minimum paying 70. I live by my fucking self 84 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:21,600 Yeah, that's crazy dude for like a week's worth of groceries. It's not even growth like i'll go in there 85 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:24,080 But oh I need this I need that and then grab it 86 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:24,480 Yeah 87 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:29,120 Grab a couple groceries and it's like if I grab groceries and stuff I need oh, it's over 100. Yeah 88 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,800 You can't get anything. I mean everything is over ten dollars 89 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:37,360 That's why nobody got a house like I was at my I was at public stuff the other day and dude 90 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:43,280 Why is coca-cola almost three dollars man for what like a bottle a little the little leader thing man 91 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:49,120 I would look out like wait a minute. That's two dollars and like 78 cents two liters used to be like 99. Yeah, dude 92 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:51,760 I remember that. Yeah. Yeah 93 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:58,480 Even that fucking public's brand that's got like that white person partying or whatever that shit 94 00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:02,800 That shit's still a dollar fifty. Oh, yeah, just to get cancer fast 95 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:06,000 Then water's a dollar now. What does dr. Thunder cost? 96 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:09,520 Dr. Thunder is actually like one of the nicer 97 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:14,560 Yeah, like off brand. Yeah, I mean, I'm sure it's ridiculous. Can you look up fluid? 98 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:21,520 Scent cost per fluid ounce of dr. Thunder dude, I guarantee you it's over 32 99 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:30,160 Brandon I'm impressed dude, you fucking did that well 100 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:32,160 Yeah, no, right? It's crazy 101 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,160 Let's see the analytics on this 102 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:36,160 Two cents 103 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:42,080 The price varies depending on store. Oh my gosh. Wow. That's like a dollar dollar forty eight. Yeah, what the fuck? Yeah 104 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:47,120 Yeah, man. Yeah, you had that used to be 79 cents, huh? Have you had now? I don't like mountain lightning though 105 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:52,480 Yeah, I'm not a diet mountain lightning. It's all right. If you want it's like spright more than it's like Mountain Dew though 106 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:59,200 Yeah, it's kind of it's one of it's almost like a like a what is that called? Do you like a fresca almost? 107 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:06,080 Mmm. It's got like a lemonade. Yeah, yeah, kind of kind of sorry, huh? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah 108 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:11,680 Oh, that's what I grew up look at that dude. We didn't have no name brand shit 109 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:16,560 That was my grandparents dude mountain lightning and dr. Thunder. Oh, yeah. Love it 110 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:23,120 I like the off-brand walmart macaroni is called shells and cheese. They get real literal with the 111 00:08:23,740 --> 00:08:25,740 nomenclature of the store 112 00:08:25,740 --> 00:08:30,860 Dude, yeah, that's the good kind though. It's like the Velveeta one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah 113 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:35,260 See that powder cheese. Fuck that you gotta have the cheese sauce now 114 00:08:35,260 --> 00:08:40,540 We'll say craft in the blue box not the off-brand one though, but craft in a blue box 115 00:08:40,780 --> 00:08:46,220 Oh, I fucks with but you're talking about fresh the individuals or with them like it makes a whole yeah, it makes the whole thing 116 00:08:46,220 --> 00:08:47,260 Yeah, okay 117 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:49,340 Yeah, I know some people like a lot of people don't like it 118 00:08:49,340 --> 00:08:53,020 But you have to eat it like right when you make it you can't like save. No, dude 119 00:08:53,020 --> 00:08:57,900 I'm down for the craft man same here. Just don't take it to Thanksgiving. You know what I mean? 120 00:08:59,180 --> 00:09:02,300 Because I'm a we get out of here and I make it perfect now 121 00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:08,860 You can bring mountain lightning to Thanksgiving. That's welcomed him in my uh, my family. Y'all remember shasta's. No 122 00:09:09,420 --> 00:09:11,420 Yeah, yeah, they had uh 123 00:09:12,060 --> 00:09:16,940 They had like every flavor of every every like the best flavors. That was a good one 124 00:09:17,180 --> 00:09:19,180 I don't even know if they had it 125 00:09:19,340 --> 00:09:21,180 Poo shasta 126 00:09:21,180 --> 00:09:23,180 Like what how you spell this? 127 00:09:23,580 --> 00:09:25,580 I think I know what you're talking 128 00:09:26,620 --> 00:09:29,420 Yeah, oh the twist dude, yeah, dude 129 00:09:30,140 --> 00:09:34,700 Oh, I don't like those little go to the go to the one where it has all of them. Oh right here 130 00:09:35,740 --> 00:09:41,020 Right is dude. They got dr. Shasta. Those are fire man 131 00:09:41,580 --> 00:09:46,940 Look at all look at all those fucking flavors, dude. I've never even some of those i've never even is that mountain rush? 132 00:09:46,940 --> 00:09:52,940 Yeah, mount rushmore. Yeah, they're running real close to uh, that's the closest uh mountain dude 133 00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:59,500 Yeah, and they got the same color palette and everything like that nectarine orange. Come on man pineapple brandon 134 00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:03,820 What's that? Is that bubble gum dude on the middle on the all the way on the left that pink one? What's that? 135 00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:06,380 Oh, that's raspberry cream. Come on, dude 136 00:10:07,100 --> 00:10:11,900 What they got this is like a fucking this is like looking at the front of the gas station with all the vapes and shit 137 00:10:11,900 --> 00:10:15,980 Right now they got everything everything though. My grandma used to have them every time 138 00:10:15,980 --> 00:10:19,580 Oh, dude, I'll go down there and smash a bunch of black cherries 139 00:10:20,860 --> 00:10:22,860 Get lit off the 140 00:10:23,660 --> 00:10:28,940 Hell yeah, dude look at and look at the diet representation on the top row dude. Oh, yeah 141 00:10:28,940 --> 00:10:31,180 I'd love to see that those silver bullets up there 142 00:10:32,220 --> 00:10:39,180 tonight silver bullets. Oh, yeah, 7 30 every tuesday. Yeah hosted by myself and jonathan silver 143 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:45,260 What's after that? Huh? Oh shag nasties dude shag nasty. Yeah, dude 144 00:10:46,220 --> 00:10:50,460 What the fuck why is there a mountain right? That's what I was wondering that mount mount shy 145 00:10:50,540 --> 00:10:54,540 Well, that's where they get the uh shasta from now. That's where they get the water 146 00:10:55,020 --> 00:10:59,180 Well, then they should have more of a right to call it fucking mountain rush than mountain do 147 00:10:59,420 --> 00:11:04,060 Yeah, they got a whole ass mountain. Yeah. Yeah, where's mountain dude? Where's pepsi's mountain? 148 00:11:04,060 --> 00:11:09,740 Now it's fucking nowhere to be seen. They got a taco bell on a little hill. Maybe they don't got that shit 149 00:11:09,820 --> 00:11:12,940 Wait, I thought that was mount everest dude fucking frauds mount 150 00:11:14,220 --> 00:11:16,060 big ass ones 151 00:11:16,060 --> 00:11:22,400 What happened? Uh, how was the x5? Uh, uh, that was fun dude. Shout out, uh stardom 152 00:11:22,860 --> 00:11:29,020 David lineman all the x5 guys. That's awesome. That's a great competition. They're doing down there if you're in the area 153 00:11:29,100 --> 00:11:31,980 I'm encouraging everybody to sign up. That's such a cool 154 00:11:31,980 --> 00:11:37,040 What opportunity to stardom is a cool room to play they got the stadium seating. It's big as fuck 155 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:40,160 It feels it feels like a a real show 156 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:44,080 It's got that vibe to it and that was awesome kim murdered 157 00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:46,400 Shout out 158 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:52,080 Shout out kim shout out lp for for secure in the bag, dude. He fucking he killed he got standing ovation 159 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:55,440 That was the craziest thing i've ever seen in my life man. Hell yeah, he murdered 160 00:11:56,080 --> 00:12:00,160 I've never met him, but i've heard he's funny same here. Oh, yeah, dude, clearly. Yeah 161 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:07,360 Yeah, so now they get put into the main like the winner's show winner showcase for five g's. Yeah winner gets five 162 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:13,760 Thousand smackaroos, man. It's definitely big biggest competition around here, right? Hell. Yeah, dude 163 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:16,960 You can fucking put a down payment on a Ford Fiesta with that 164 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:20,240 Start a whole life. Yeah 165 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:25,520 Damn, well temporarily if I had five thousand dollars y'all wouldn't see me for two months, man 166 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:28,640 Till i'm broke i'm back 167 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:32,000 Buddy, yeah crazy five thousand dollars barely pays my bills 168 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,280 Barely dude 169 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:39,840 Like i'm struggling at the end of the month. You're gonna see me with every shasta flavor ever dude 170 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:42,720 shit big 171 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:44,720 Okay, uh 172 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,800 Oh, so you you're riding around in the new uh 173 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:51,360 Yeah, new way. Yes. I am. Okay. What yeah, what is that dude? So it is a 174 00:12:52,140 --> 00:12:56,240 2022 pilot honda because my other car we have little fender bender 175 00:12:56,240 --> 00:13:01,440 They've fixed it up and now I got this car that makes me feel like a fucking time traveler 176 00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:04,720 Like i've never i'm sorry because i've never drove a car 177 00:13:05,340 --> 00:13:09,600 Beyond 2013 right so I went in there. They got wireless chargers 178 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:13,040 What you yeah, dude, I put it right here started charging 179 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:18,560 And then and then you had a fucking a parallel park button on that bitch and then a camera 180 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:26,080 Uh, dude, what is the parallel part of this 2022 honda pilot man, dude, that's that's some crazy shit 181 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:30,400 What so it like parks itself? I haven't tried it man because i'm too scared 182 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:35,360 I'm too scared. He tried to fat sammy's downtown tomorrow. Nah, man. I'm like an old man. I don't trust 183 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:40,560 That's nice, let me show you yeah, i'm gonna cry when it's gone. Yeah 184 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:45,680 Where's the charger at like it's like right? It's like right in that middle with the mouse. Oh, yeah 185 00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:49,760 Yeah, let me see he pointing at the screen. It's right here. You see that right there 186 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:52,320 You put it right there and it instantly charges 187 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:58,080 Yeah, man, wait, wait, I gotta call you out on that dude. You do the same thing you point at the tv 188 00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:04,320 He gets on brandon. He's like brandon. It's right there and brandon's looking at the computer and don's pointing at the tv and i'm slow 189 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:11,120 We all are man, dude, you can fucking take a family of five to red lobster in that bitch, dude 190 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:16,320 There's right after shark corrected. There's two extra seats in the back too. Listen, I love big bertha the great white hope 191 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:19,600 That's what I call my car because whenever it starts there's hope but 192 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:23,200 Dude, I got I might have to make a change one day 193 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:27,840 So they're gonna fix your car. Yeah, they're fixing it as we speak and your insurance is gonna pay for it 194 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:32,160 Are they insurance? Yeah, i'm still gonna do like 250 probably but uh, what? 195 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:36,160 Yeah, they said just to like help out with uh to give like some money to the mechanics 196 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:41,040 I'm not gonna give them a dime. Fuck that brandon. What are you talking about? Don't give them a dime somebody hits you 197 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:45,840 Why the fuck are you paying anything? They're probably trying to scam me, dude. I wouldn't give them a dime 198 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:49,920 Okay. Now now sometimes sometimes you have to first you said helping out the mechanics 199 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:52,880 I don't yeah, they said you have to pay they were like you had to pay a little bit for the mechanic 200 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:54,080 And we're like, okay 201 00:14:54,080 --> 00:15:00,320 No, but I mean, no you shouldn't but sometimes you do have to pay like the down the the deposit 202 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:04,480 Yeah, and then their insurance will pay you pay that back and you'll get it back later 203 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,480 That's what I had to do when I got in that last wreck 204 00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:11,520 So but I don't know what you're talking about helping out the mechanics. Yeah, you better be like, oh i'm paying this 205 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:15,200 And then you're gonna you're gonna pay me back once you get the money from their insurance 206 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:19,040 Which would be like in a month, you know, it shouldn't be like a year or not like that 207 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:22,640 Yeah, you're saying yeah brandon, but you need to tell them that some writing dude 208 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:22,880 Yeah 209 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:28,000 Because you I feel like you just let them tell you whatever and then now because we had another situation because it's like 210 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:31,440 The insurance company what they did was we found out on like the paper 211 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:35,680 They gave the other person my same insurance when it wasn't like there 212 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:39,920 So they thought they're like, oh we thought that they were part of ours too. And it was like no, it's completely different 213 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:45,600 Or they got a different issue. It was very shady shit going on. I don't know. We'll figure it out some insider trading 214 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:48,320 Make sure you get a check on that because their insurance should be paying for it 215 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:52,480 If you have to pay the 250 right off the back, that's that's standard sometimes 216 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:54,560 but uh 217 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:55,920 You ought to get that back 218 00:15:55,920 --> 00:16:02,000 Okay in fast time and it shouldn't be like it should be like in two weeks or something like that from once they settle it 219 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:09,520 In a timely fashion. Yeah the time of fashion. I'm still waiting on this goddamn morgan to morgan to hit me up with this bread 220 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:15,760 They keep on calling me. It's like you could tell it's like some young person who just got out of like a pre-law school 221 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:20,480 Whatever and she's like, uh, she's paralegal and then i'm just doing a monthly check 222 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:24,800 I'm like, yeah, so where are we at with this? You know, did they send you the discovery? I'm like no 223 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:29,200 Oh, oh, well, you have to talk to lisa. I don't know the fuck lisa is fuck is lisa 224 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:32,400 Yeah, you call me and tell me about it. I need this money 225 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:38,240 God, we're trying to do some shit here at clown college may 17th may 17th 17th. Hey p.m 226 00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:43,600 shenanigans comedy theater get your tickets online because uh, we're about to start hitting these ads and they 227 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,080 We're hoping it sells out 228 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:47,040 Yeah 229 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:49,040 Yep, the ads are great 230 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:54,800 Yeah, that was really good. Yeah, you branding got double cream pie. Yeah in the face with pie 231 00:16:55,680 --> 00:17:00,480 Yeah cream pie. What else would you get cream pie to whip? You know what else man? They got them on them sites 232 00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:03,840 I make sure people know it's pie. They're like brady got cream pie twice today 233 00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:07,040 And they're like really got cream pie twice. No cream pie safe 234 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,680 Don't think that's helping your case man, I know 235 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:16,880 They'll see it. They'll see they'll all see dude may 17 236 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:18,880 I mean, oh, yeah 237 00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:19,920 Gosh, dude 238 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:24,400 But I the more I think about it the more it's gonna suck sitting up there once you already got pied once 239 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:31,600 I was just thinking about that dude because that smell stayed in my nose for like a full the first 48 bro 240 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:38,160 48 hours afterwards. I mean it smelled like fucking expired milk inside of my nostrils man. That shit was terrible 241 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:42,640 So we're gonna have to have like a wet rag each of us just to get it out of our eyes not to get it all 242 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:46,080 The way off but just to get it out of our eyes can of a breeze or something, too 243 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:50,160 Yeah, no, it's overweight you you're done after I mean, there's nothing you can do in the time 244 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:53,280 You can't go to the bathroom and try to wash it off. It doesn't work like that 245 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,280 We can get the little nose plugs 246 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:58,960 Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I get two of them things that they use when there's a concert 247 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:03,920 They put those and they just put in your notes. I'm sure ace prater probably got some some of the shout out 248 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:09,760 Who a sent me a picture he you know, he builds all his guns and his ammo 249 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:12,560 Damn, I was a ammo guy. That's fucking crazy 250 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:17,920 It's not surprising. It's not surprising but it's like we're building the guns. I'm like, okay. Yeah, you know 251 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:22,000 I heard people order and parts, but I don't think he ordered I'm pretty sure he just gets some strip 252 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:27,280 But like he so he built his own gun and then I was like he's talking about the ammo he has 253 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:30,880 I'm like, yeah, I heard that he was like, oh, yeah, I make my own ammo. What am 254 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,560 Hey, that is we get brave. He said next time 255 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:41,040 Next time he uh, he goes out and go shooting with him. I'm really I'm down. I'm down 256 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:46,560 Yeah, I'm down. I'm down. Yeah, you know, he has some crap. Oh, what was he saying? He's like the uh 257 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:55,360 the uh, the range he goes to is only like I don't know 1200 yards or 1200 but there's one that's like almost a mile and 258 00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:59,600 He has a gun that can shoot a mile. Damn. I want to shoot that mother. You know that motherfucker 259 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:03,120 Well, you gotta I wouldn't trust Brandon with it, but you gotta like that motherfucker 260 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:11,120 Boom, it's gonna take you that fucking breath that would like mortal combat style execute Brandon his fucking rib cage would come out through his back 261 00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:17,200 Oh my gosh, man. Yeah, I don't know. That's a lot killing somebody from a mile away 262 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:20,640 Could you imagine that it's so I mean to do that? 263 00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:26,640 You got to be so good because you got to get the wind and everything to be able to hit a person from that far 264 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:30,080 That's some skill right there. This is why we need lasers man 265 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:36,480 True true lasers instantly annihilate everybody. No, we don't need that. That's the last thing we need 266 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:38,480 I'm sure they already got them, dude 267 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:41,520 Oh my god 268 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,200 No, no 269 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:50,320 Oh you talking about actual like star wars type shit. Oh, yeah, I'd be crazy wouldn't it man? 270 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:53,680 Yeah, once we get up there that is the future my goodness 271 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,280 I don't know if they have it yet 272 00:19:57,280 --> 00:20:02,960 Definitely not for that long of range. No, but they the cia had that little heart attack gun thing 273 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:06,960 Yeah, they use to kill all those people it shoots out like a little grain of salt 274 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:13,760 And it has this poison from a shellfish on it that instantly causes it causes a person to have a heart attack 275 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:17,440 And you it's so small that you can't even identify an entry point 276 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:20,720 So there's really no way to prove it at least that's what I heard dude 277 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,840 I've been trying to make one but when you do let me know 278 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,840 You got some people you're trying to get man 279 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:30,880 Brennan I can imagine you kill anybody like i'm sorry man. Shave him in the face 280 00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:34,560 He would totally be like, uh, uh, what's his face dude? 281 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:39,280 Can't remember his name john travolta in uh, pulp fiction where he shot morvin in the face 282 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,280 He's like fuck I didn't mean this you 283 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:43,280 Yeah, I've been like my bad man damn 284 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:45,280 I didn't mean for this shit to happen 285 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:47,280 He just died man 286 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,280 He just fell out 287 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:51,280 Fell out? What? 288 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:57,280 Life? I mean he gonna yeah he fell out of life i'm sorry 289 00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:59,280 If you had to kill somebody who's wronged you what way would you do it? 290 00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:01,280 What way would I do it? 291 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:03,280 Damn we getting interesting. Okay, let me think here 292 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:05,280 They murdered your entire family 293 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:07,280 Oh they burned your entire family 294 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:11,280 You really want to kill them like do you want to make them suffer or do you want to just shoot them in the face? 295 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:13,280 You gotta make them suffer man 296 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:15,280 With a machete though 297 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:17,280 Tie them up in a room and fuck up they whole family 298 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:19,280 Do some crazy shit 299 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:21,280 And then slowly burn up the house 300 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,280 While the house is slowly burning 301 00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:25,280 Before he burns up you go back in there 302 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:27,280 Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom 303 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,280 Was what? A gun? 304 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,280 Yes. No you gonna burn man 305 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:33,280 No no before he finished burning 306 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:35,280 You come back in there and you just come in there 307 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,280 Even though he burnt you do it out of the passion 308 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:39,280 Cuz you killed my family 309 00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:41,280 You don't do that 310 00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:43,280 So you're doing a whole family burning situation 311 00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:45,280 You gotta do everything man they took your family 312 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:47,280 You can't let this stuff slide 313 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:49,280 You're like an 80, 90 year old dude 314 00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:51,280 And they're like what happened to your family? Oh this dude just killed them 315 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,280 Where is he at now? He's just walking 316 00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:55,280 Having a good day. No! 317 00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:57,280 He got a little ice cream cone 318 00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,280 He has an ice cream shop 319 00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:01,280 He's getting his ass eaten he's having a good day 320 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,280 Damn, he got ice cream and got his ass eaten 321 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,280 Yes and I'm supposed to say that's good 322 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,280 Two men ticks in one dude 323 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:09,280 That's what I'm saying he's doing it all 324 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:11,280 Fuck dude 325 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,280 You can't do that with me cuz I'm lactose 326 00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:15,280 I'm lactose also but I don't care 327 00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:17,280 I love ice cream 328 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:19,280 That hot fudge coming out 329 00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:21,280 Yeah 330 00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:23,280 It depends on the day for me 331 00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:25,280 You guys see me I always have ice cream 332 00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:27,280 Yeah true. I'm addicted 333 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,280 That nutter butter shake man 334 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:31,280 That shit will make you nut 335 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,280 I was scared 336 00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:35,280 That nutter butter make you nut if you eat it good 337 00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:37,280 That nutter butter make you nut if you eat it good 338 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:39,280 Because it's good 339 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:41,280 Because it's good 340 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:43,280 It's fucking amazing 341 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,280 That's the best shake I've ever had in my life 342 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,280 Yeah dude it's good 343 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:49,280 Fuck man 344 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:51,280 Because it's good 345 00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:53,280 Best thing you'll ever have go out there and try it before it's gone 346 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:57,280 I went to Dairy Queen and got a snickers blizzard not that long ago man 347 00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:59,280 This is judgmental ass 348 00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:01,280 That nut in the butt shake 349 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,280 That's what you like 350 00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:07,280 I like the fucking snickers and you gotta be real careful when you pronounce that word 351 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,280 If you look like me dude 352 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:11,280 Do you add anything in there? 353 00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:13,280 Do you add anything in there? 354 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:15,280 Usually not man 355 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:17,280 But my favorite thing from Dairy Queen 356 00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:21,280 Is the Royal New York Cheesecake blizzard 357 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:23,280 The strawberry cheesecake 358 00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:25,280 You get that 359 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,280 Perfect by itself dude 360 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,280 All that shit sounds terrible 361 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,280 Blizzard's are the worst thing 362 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:33,280 It's your German side man 363 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:35,280 Worst ice cream in the world 364 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:37,280 Blizzard's are so good dude 365 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:39,280 The thickness 366 00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:41,280 Why do you want all that thick shit? 367 00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:43,280 Because dude 368 00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:45,280 You don't want something with some integrity 369 00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:47,280 You don't want something, they fucking flip it over 370 00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:49,280 And it doesn't fall out dude 371 00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:51,280 It remains solid 372 00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,280 I want it to move a little bit 373 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:55,280 Now I don't think they have these anymore 374 00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:57,280 The dip cones, the cherry dip cones 375 00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:59,280 They just brought out a new flavor 376 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,280 Pull that out, it's a birthday cake dip cone 377 00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:07,280 Now I'll fuck around with this small dip cone 378 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:11,280 It's not enough to make my asshole just explode 379 00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:13,280 Oh yeah, confetti works dude 380 00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:15,280 The funfetti 381 00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:17,280 It's new 382 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,280 There it is 383 00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:21,280 Oh I'm down bro 384 00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,280 What's that blue one? 385 00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:25,280 What's that fucking 386 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,280 That's just a sign I think 387 00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:29,280 That cherry dip cone is just red food 388 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:31,280 Probably blue raspberry 389 00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:33,280 Blue raspberry 390 00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:35,280 Blueberry maybe 391 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:37,280 Dude I worked at Dairy Queen for like 6 years 392 00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:39,280 Can we just look at the Dairy Queen menu man? 393 00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:41,280 Yeah man 394 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:43,280 I never once ate a Blizzard though 395 00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:45,280 They're so good man 396 00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:47,280 Which is crazy 397 00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:49,280 That's insane dude 398 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,280 I would be 450 pounds dude 399 00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:53,280 I'd be diabetic 400 00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:55,280 I would look like a Samoan right now dude 401 00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:57,280 Oh my god 402 00:24:57,280 --> 00:25:01,280 That is what the Dairy Queen menu has looked like for the past 3 decades 403 00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:03,280 They have not updated 404 00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,280 I'll tell you this 405 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:07,280 I went there because whenever I used to work there 406 00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,280 They had a good chicken sandwich 407 00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:11,280 It was premium chicken 408 00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:13,280 It was a whole cutlet 409 00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:15,280 Fried or grilled? 410 00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:17,280 Fried, they had both 411 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,280 And people liked both of them 412 00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:21,280 Because I was a cook, I didn't mess with the ice cream 413 00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:23,280 And then I went there recently 414 00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:25,280 And I was like oh I want one of those chicken sandwiches 415 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,280 It was fucking 2 tenders on there 416 00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:29,280 On a small ass bun 417 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:31,280 Like dude we used to have premium buns, premium chicken 418 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,280 That's my one fucking gripe about this 419 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,280 You cannot call it a chicken sandwich 420 00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:37,280 If it's just chicken strips on some bread 421 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:39,280 It's gotta be in patty form bro 422 00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:41,280 What the fuck are we doing here? 423 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:43,280 Fruity Blast 424 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:45,280 What the hell? 425 00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:47,280 Look at that purple one Brandon 426 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:49,280 It's called Fruity Blast, the Grimace special right there dude 427 00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:51,280 You know about that? 428 00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:53,280 That Fruity Blast 429 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:55,280 I'll take it though 430 00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:57,280 I'll take any of those dip coins besides chocolate 431 00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:59,280 Of course you take a Fruity Blast dude 432 00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:01,280 No surprise there 433 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,280 You know I'm gonna put y'all on some game 434 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,280 All the audience and everybody about these blizzards now 435 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:07,280 Like what I do is I make this blizzard 436 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:09,280 Where I get, what type of ice cream? 437 00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:11,280 Where I get a cheesecake one right? 438 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,280 And then when we get the cheesecake 439 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,280 I'll be like let me add some extra shit 440 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:17,280 Let's add the brownie batter 441 00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:19,280 And you can add some cookie dough in there too 442 00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:21,280 And you know what, listen listen 443 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:23,280 If you want to get risky with it 444 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:25,280 You can put some M&M's in that bitch also 445 00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:27,280 In what? 446 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:29,280 I'll be like yo 447 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:31,280 That's too much going on dude 448 00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:33,280 Give me the cookie dough, the batter, I want all the batter man 449 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:35,280 That's blasphemy dude 450 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:37,280 That's messing up the sanctity that the blizzard holds 451 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:39,280 That's just too much going on 452 00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:41,280 Is there any ice cream in it? 453 00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:43,280 Oh yeah, basically yeah 454 00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:45,280 You just get ice cream and then you put cheesecake and then some batter 455 00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:47,280 Maybe a little bit of cookie dough 456 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:49,280 Just a cup of candy with a side of ice cream 457 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:51,280 It's worth it 458 00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:53,280 Once a month though, you don't want to get too messed up 459 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,280 Speaking of Fruity Blast, Jamar Carmichael's a bitch 460 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,280 Hey, this dude 461 00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:59,280 Jerrod, whatever his name 462 00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:01,280 Oh no, you said it right 463 00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,280 Did I say it? Yeah, I just like saying Jerrod 464 00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:05,280 What's his name? Jerrod Carmichael 465 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,280 Yeah 466 00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:09,280 Now I can't say it 467 00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:11,280 I got a joke about it now, I got to figure out how to say it 468 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:13,280 Jerrod Carmichael 469 00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:15,280 But he went and he made a joke about race play 470 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,280 And then he took it back 471 00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:19,280 We don't do that around here 472 00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:21,280 We stick to it 473 00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,280 Nothing more than I want a West Virginia white bitch with dirty feet calling me a nigger 474 00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:25,280 Alright, that's what I fucking want 475 00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:27,280 And he started, and he didn't make it good 476 00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,280 It wasn't even a good race play joke 477 00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:31,280 You know what I'm saying? He told me about his boyfriends 478 00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:33,280 I don't know, hitting them with 479 00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:35,280 Sticks or I don't know what he was saying 480 00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:37,280 Gay race play? That's what he was saying 481 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,280 Gay race play 482 00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:41,280 But he took it back, he got donkey of the day then took it back 483 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,280 And then went on Charlamagne and then he's like 484 00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:45,280 Well, I didn't like how 485 00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:47,280 People were talking about my 486 00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,280 Boyfriend, I'm like, dude you're in the fucking 487 00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:51,280 You're in the entertainment industry 488 00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:53,280 Who gives a fuck? You're fucking rich 489 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,280 You're on HBO eating 490 00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:57,280 Caviar with Tyler the Creator 491 00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:59,280 And also who the fuck 492 00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:01,280 Cares about what Charlamagne has to say 493 00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,280 That's the dude that was smelling that lady's seat 494 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:05,280 When she got about an interview 495 00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:07,280 I had Jake watch that last night 496 00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,280 Yeah, okay 497 00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:11,280 I was smelling the seat 498 00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,280 I rest my fucking case, dude 499 00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:15,280 And then the other thing he said that pissed me off 500 00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,280 He was like 501 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,280 It's the 502 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,280 Duty of people like 503 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:23,280 Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle and me 504 00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:25,280 You're not in that category 505 00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,280 Big guy, okay 506 00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:29,280 I just want people to know he's not in that 507 00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,280 Category in the slightest 508 00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,280 It is me, it is me 509 00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:35,280 Bill Burr and Louis CK's duty 510 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:37,280 To be doing this shit, man 511 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:39,280 That's exactly what it sounds like 512 00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:41,280 When I heard that 513 00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:43,280 I went and looked cause I was like 514 00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:45,280 I was saying this stuff on an episode 515 00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:47,280 That didn't come out because we had some technical 516 00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:49,280 Difficulties, but 517 00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,280 I went pretty hard on that one 518 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:53,280 But I went back and watched it, I was like maybe he is funny 519 00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:55,280 He's okay 520 00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:57,280 He's okay 521 00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:59,280 He's a way better stand up than 522 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:01,280 He's been doing it for a long time 523 00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:03,280 You're not going to be like 524 00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:05,280 Holding your chest 525 00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:07,280 The way you work, Bigger and Blacker came out 526 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:09,280 Chris Rock's special 527 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,280 In a movie fucking theater 528 00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:13,280 And they sold out every movie theater that was in 529 00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:15,280 Yeah, that's crazy 530 00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:17,280 That could never be replicated 531 00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,280 Dave Chappelle's Dave fucking Chappelle, killing him softly 532 00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:21,280 Is one of the best specials ever 533 00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:23,280 Grace the fucking screen of your TV 534 00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,280 And then he's, can you name a 535 00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:27,280 Can you name a Carmichael joke? 536 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:29,280 No you can't 537 00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:31,280 The gay race play joke 538 00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:33,280 It wasn't in any backtrack on it, you bitch 539 00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:35,280 I'm not familiar with his work 540 00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:37,280 I'm not familiar with his game 541 00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:39,280 Cause he talks like this 542 00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:41,280 I'm also 543 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,280 We're in Canada 544 00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:45,280 I hate, I don't like it 545 00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:47,280 It's not my thing, I'm not going to say it's not funny 546 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:49,280 It's not my thing at all, but don't you dare 547 00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:51,280 Put your name in with those two 548 00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:53,280 Titans of the industry 549 00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:55,280 He's not even on the next level 550 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:57,280 He's not like on the D Ray Davis 551 00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,280 I know 552 00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:01,280 Any of the, Cat Williams 553 00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:03,280 Not even 554 00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:05,280 A slimmer Cat Williams 555 00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,280 Could say that about Dave Chappelle 556 00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:09,280 And Chris Rock 557 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:11,280 He could say that cause he has two of the best specials 558 00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,280 That anybody's ever seen 559 00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:15,280 Yeah, Chronicles 560 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,280 Oh come on man, I mean you're talking about 561 00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,280 You're holding your fucking shit laughing 562 00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,280 He could say something like that 563 00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:23,280 This motherfucker can't say nothing 564 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,280 Who do you think you are? 565 00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:27,280 Who do you think you fucking are? 566 00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:29,280 And then you're backtracking on jokes? 567 00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:31,280 Suck my dick 568 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:33,280 Not really cause I know you're a gay 569 00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:35,280 He's like, I'll take you up on that 570 00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:37,280 No he only likes white boys 571 00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:39,280 Only if you call him the N word man 572 00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:41,280 Yeah that's crazy dude 573 00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:43,280 I don't know, I think maybe 574 00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:45,280 I don't know, maybe he really does 575 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:47,280 Consider himself on that level 576 00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:49,280 Or maybe he's trolling 577 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,280 Maybe that's like a high level troll 578 00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:53,280 I went and watched 579 00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:55,280 Me and Jake were watching this whole Charlamagne 580 00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:57,280 Breakfast Club interview 581 00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:59,280 But look, we were watching this whole 582 00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:01,280 I wear those jeans all the time 583 00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:05,280 Oh that's his boyfriend dude? The white dude? 584 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,280 I have no clue 585 00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:09,280 Yeah I believe him saying the N word 586 00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:11,280 That dude looks like a producer 587 00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:13,280 That's American History X right there dude 588 00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:15,280 Yeah there they go 589 00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:17,280 But it's crazy cause he has his boyfriend 590 00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:19,280 And he's trying to get with Tyler the Creator 591 00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:21,280 He never called me back 592 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,280 And you never said anything when I chatted 593 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:25,280 I wanted to get with you 594 00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:27,280 Like if Brandon came out as gay 595 00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:29,280 Which is cool, you know what I'm saying 596 00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,280 But if you're like, I'm gonna have films for him 597 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,280 I'm like yeah, stop being gay 598 00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:35,280 You know what I mean? 599 00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:37,280 But I wouldn't care if you were gay 600 00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,280 But why would you do that to your boy 601 00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:41,280 If they were really friends? You shouldn't be like 602 00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:43,280 You're my friend, I'm about to make this extremely awkward for you 603 00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:45,280 Yeah, you know that friendship 604 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,280 We've had for years 605 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,280 I actually wanted to fuck you 606 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:51,280 That's kind of weird 607 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,280 That would be the same if it was a man 608 00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:55,280 And a woman 609 00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:57,280 We've been friends for 10 years 610 00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:59,280 Let's fuck 611 00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:01,280 No man, that's not the dynamic 612 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:03,280 How many times has it ruined friendships 613 00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:05,280 That's actually happening 614 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:07,280 Look at the world 615 00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:09,280 If you watch it, he's like 616 00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:11,280 Okay, it might be saying if I'm promoting a show 617 00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:13,280 Go watch the Tyler the Creator clip 618 00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:15,280 It's so fucking awkward 619 00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:17,280 He won't let up 620 00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:19,280 Tyler owes him some type of fucking explanation 621 00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:21,280 Of why he didn't want to 622 00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:23,280 Get with him 623 00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:25,280 Yeah, I think that's strange 624 00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:27,280 First of all, I don't even know if Tyler the Creator 625 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,280 Is gay or bisexual 626 00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,280 No, he is 627 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:33,280 He's bi, do you remember he went out with Will Smith's son 628 00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:35,280 Yeah 629 00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:37,280 Jaden? 630 00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:39,280 But still, they're friends 631 00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:41,280 And he didn't like them like that 632 00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:43,280 You don't do that to somebody 633 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,280 And then you bring them on camera to talk about it 634 00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:47,280 You're not entitled to somebody's asshole 635 00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:49,280 This isn't prison 636 00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:51,280 This is a civilian life 637 00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:53,280 That's a freely open buddy 638 00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:55,280 He saw you was staring into his soul 639 00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:57,280 While you were trying to eat 640 00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,280 Right? 641 00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:01,280 Bro, nobody else thought that was fucking awkward as shit 642 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:03,280 I didn't watch that guy 643 00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:05,280 I watched the clip with Tyler the Creator 644 00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:07,280 Because of course you have to watch that 645 00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:09,280 That's what I'm talking about 646 00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,280 Was he eating in that clip? 647 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,280 Yeah, in the second part of it 648 00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:15,280 What was he eating, Jared or Tyler? 649 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:17,280 They were both eating 650 00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,280 Jared was eating 651 00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:21,280 He ate a little bit 652 00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:23,280 And then put it down and stared at Tyler the Creator 653 00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:25,280 While he was eating the rest of the shit 654 00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,280 I don't like that 655 00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:29,280 I love how he tried to share it with him too 656 00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:31,280 Because he tried to make it not as awkward 657 00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:33,280 He was like, hey bro, you want some of this? 658 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:35,280 Tyler? 659 00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:37,280 And then he ate it weirdly off the spoon 660 00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:39,280 This is crazy 661 00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:41,280 This is way before 662 00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,280 He dropped Carmichael definitely hard 663 00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:45,280 That's why he picked this set 664 00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:47,280 First of all, this is fucking cotton-filled Kentucky 665 00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:49,280 That's crazy 666 00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:51,280 I don't know if we can watch the video 667 00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,280 Who gives a fuck 668 00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,280 I like the ambient lighting 669 00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:57,280 It's like they're in the speakeasy 670 00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:59,280 It was very awkward 671 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:01,280 It was silent for at least a minute 672 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:03,280 See dude, I don't like that bro 673 00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:05,280 That's just weird predatory behavior 674 00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:07,280 You got this guy set up with these cameras 675 00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:09,280 In front of him 676 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,280 And this dimly lit room 677 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:13,280 He didn't even know I was in the room 678 00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,280 You can look at that face right there 679 00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:17,280 What the fuck is this nigga talking about? 680 00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:19,280 Then that laugh he did too with it 681 00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:21,280 And then you remember at the end he was like 682 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:23,280 What's your perspective of life for this place? 683 00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:25,280 Yeah 684 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,280 What are you going to do if Tyler's like 685 00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:29,280 Yeah, I'm into you 686 00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:31,280 You got a boyfriend 687 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:33,280 What is going on? 688 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:35,280 That's a red flag definitely 689 00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:37,280 Brandon, I know you're a Tyler the Creator 690 00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:41,280 Did you see his performance at Coachella, man? 691 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,280 Which I don't think I did 692 00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:45,280 It just happened 693 00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:47,280 You went to Coachella? 694 00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:49,280 I just saw it online 695 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:51,280 I'm usually not 696 00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:53,280 I've never even been to a concert 697 00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:55,280 I'm going to say that right now 698 00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:57,280 I've never been in my life 699 00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:59,280 I like music but kind of 700 00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:01,280 He drives around with no music in his car 701 00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:03,280 Because I'm locked in 702 00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:05,280 I'm fucking locked in 703 00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:07,280 Idolness is good for the brain 704 00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,280 You should take one drive 705 00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:11,280 Every day where you don't listen to anything 706 00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:13,280 And just sit with yourself 707 00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:15,280 And with your thoughts 708 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,280 I need music man 709 00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:19,280 Wait, do you like that song? 710 00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:21,280 Well that would be a serial killer thing 711 00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:23,280 If you were drinking a road beer 712 00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:25,280 With no music 713 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:27,280 Just driving 714 00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:29,280 That would be insane 715 00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:31,280 I do agree with you 716 00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:33,280 But the reason I brought it up 717 00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:35,280 Is because I don't really care about concerts like that 718 00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:37,280 But his whole set production 719 00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:39,280 There was a fucking UFO 720 00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,280 And this camper trailer 721 00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:43,280 And ASAP Rocky came out 722 00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:45,280 It was crazy, Caliukas came out 723 00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:47,280 For real man, she's one of my favorites too 724 00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:49,280 I didn't come back 725 00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,280 In 2020, it was in the fall 726 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,280 I was like damn it man, I died standing by 727 00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:55,280 I was like I messed out 728 00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:57,280 Caliupi? Caliucche, she did 729 00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:59,280 You'll like her song, Latina 730 00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,280 Look up Caliukas, she's pregnant right now 731 00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:03,280 I think 732 00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:05,280 Your life's about to be changed 733 00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:07,280 And she has an amazing voice 734 00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:09,280 Her music is good 735 00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:11,280 Your teeth on my neck 736 00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,280 That song is 737 00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:15,280 She's Mexican 738 00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:17,280 She's Puerto Rican 739 00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:19,280 She's Latinx 740 00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,280 And Alex Z requires me to say that 741 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,280 I hang around 742 00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:25,280 With a lot of Latinos 743 00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,280 If I ever said Latinx they would hit me in the face 744 00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:29,280 I cringe when I hear it 745 00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:31,280 Because you only hear it from one group of people 746 00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:33,280 The whites 747 00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:35,280 And usually white women 748 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,280 Why do they think 749 00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:39,280 They can control what everybody else 750 00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:41,280 Has to say 751 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:43,280 See now I'm liking where this is going 752 00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,280 Yeah dude 753 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:47,280 You go call somebody Latinx 754 00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:49,280 Go call a real Mexican 755 00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:51,280 Or Puerto Rican or whoever 756 00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,280 Dominican, no me no Latinx 757 00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:57,280 They don't like it bro 758 00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:59,280 They don't even use x in their language 759 00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:01,280 I've never seen an x 760 00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:03,280 They better stop doing that 761 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,280 Because they're going to do it 762 00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:07,280 And think they're doing something right 763 00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:09,280 Because the internet tells them 764 00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:11,280 Only people who say this don't have Latino friends 765 00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:13,280 They don't know 766 00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:15,280 They don't know one 767 00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:17,280 If they do know one they're probably 768 00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:19,280 The white washed one, we call them coons in the black community 769 00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:21,280 But they're probably the coon version 770 00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:23,280 I don't know what Latino people call them 771 00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:25,280 Chupacabras 772 00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:29,280 Yeah man 773 00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:31,280 I should ask y'all this 774 00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:33,280 As a white person it feels weird 775 00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:35,280 Calling a black person an African American 776 00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:37,280 I can't stand that 777 00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:39,280 It just feels strange 778 00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:41,280 I'm going to put my grandma on them 779 00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:43,280 Because my grandma was 97 right 780 00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:45,280 And she's like for her 781 00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:47,280 Because they would call different things that weren't good 782 00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:49,280 You know what I'm saying 783 00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:51,280 But even then my grandma was 97 784 00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,280 Her grandma was born in the 1800s 785 00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:55,280 And then I'm African 786 00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:57,280 They don't know nobody that was African 787 00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:59,280 So what does she prefer? 788 00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:01,280 Black 789 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,280 You're a black American 790 00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,280 Why the fuck you say African American 791 00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:07,280 Then you'll see somebody black 792 00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:09,280 In the United States 793 00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:11,280 Well if they're Dominican 794 00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:13,280 Me no, me no black 795 00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:15,280 No you black 796 00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:17,280 But it's to say I hate African American 797 00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:19,280 Because it doesn't make any sense 798 00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:21,280 We're American 799 00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,280 Am I calling you Irish American 800 00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:25,280 Or some shit like that same time frame 801 00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:27,280 I'm offended 802 00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:29,280 I'm not from Ireland dude 803 00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:31,280 Which one are you Polish or something? 804 00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:33,280 One of the white ones 805 00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:35,280 Probably British 806 00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,280 They're settlers 807 00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:39,280 Colonizers 808 00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:41,280 That's the term I prefer 809 00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:43,280 The winners 810 00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:47,280 But like the Irish came over here 811 00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:49,280 They were indentured servants 812 00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:51,280 They didn't fuck with 813 00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:53,280 Irish people or Italians 814 00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,280 No they didn't 815 00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:57,280 They were trash 816 00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,280 I still don't like it 817 00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:01,280 Italians they can't be 818 00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:03,280 I like Italians but they are races of shit 819 00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:05,280 They are but they're in a good way 820 00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:07,280 It's a good amount of racism 821 00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:09,280 I've seen the sopranos 822 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,280 Remember on sopranos man they showed some of that 823 00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:13,280 Oh yeah 824 00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,280 That's how they are though 825 00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:17,280 Even if they like you they're still like that 826 00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:19,280 Oh yeah like the bicycle scene when that dude was riding in that neighborhood 827 00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:21,280 And they all just ganged up 828 00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:23,280 Whoop that dude's ass 829 00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:25,280 Italians are more like they'll fight anybody 830 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,280 They're more of a rowdier people 831 00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:29,280 Aggressive folks 832 00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:31,280 Everybody's great in my book 833 00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:33,280 I love everybody 834 00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:35,280 They're okay 835 00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:37,280 I can't stand African American 836 00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,280 If you call me that I will say something to you 837 00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:41,280 Isn't it like Sicilians 838 00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:43,280 Think they're black? 839 00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:45,280 I was friends with a Sicilian 840 00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:47,280 They hate it but I call them black 841 00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:49,280 Whenever I got a friend that's Sicilian I call them Jerome 842 00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:51,280 Aren't they kind of black though? 843 00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:53,280 They are kind of black 844 00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:55,280 They're kind of black 845 00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:57,280 Just like Puerto Ricans and Dominicans 846 00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:59,280 Are kind of black 847 00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:01,280 They're kind of black 848 00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:03,280 The whole South American 849 00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:05,280 Racial structure is crazy cause you'll see somebody 850 00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:07,280 Whose skin is very 851 00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,280 Dark and they'll be like no I'm not black 852 00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:11,280 Brazil's got 75 853 00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:13,280 Million black people 854 00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:15,280 Or people of African descent 855 00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,280 That's the second highest amount in the 856 00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:19,280 Entire world and they're not even in Africa 857 00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:21,280 Slavery man 858 00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:23,280 It's fucked up 859 00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:25,280 They still say they're not black that's fine 860 00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:27,280 You can call yourself whatever you want to but just don't call me African American 861 00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:29,280 Ever 862 00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:31,280 I hate it 863 00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:33,280 I will stop you in your tracks 864 00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:35,280 That's how I knew Trump was racist 865 00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:37,280 When he was like look at my African American over there 866 00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:39,280 I forgot about that one that was crazy 867 00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:41,280 He's thinking about the terms 868 00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:43,280 This is not good 869 00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:45,280 Why does she look like 870 00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:47,280 Lava girl right there? 871 00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:49,280 I like her feel 872 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,280 Is she short? 873 00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:53,280 No man let me show you 874 00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:55,280 She's tall though 875 00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:57,280 I'm going to show you one of her songs 876 00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:59,280 How tall is she? 877 00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:01,280 I'm saying 5'9 878 00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:03,280 She ain't tall she's perfect 879 00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:05,280 There you go man you there 880 00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:07,280 You got this 881 00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:09,280 Her music is my favorite 882 00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:11,280 I've never heard it 883 00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:13,280 You've probably heard it 884 00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,280 She has this one song or it might be a few of her songs 885 00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:17,280 Where she's like singing in Spanish 886 00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:19,280 And then switches to English and then switches 887 00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:21,280 Back to Spanish 888 00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:23,280 It's good man 889 00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:25,280 Telepatia 890 00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:27,280 One of my favorites 891 00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:29,280 I got to listen to this 892 00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:31,280 I'm going to send you my recommendation playlist 893 00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:33,280 All of it 894 00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:35,280 Last Hispanic girl ruined my life I had 895 00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:37,280 I'm down to go back to it 896 00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:39,280 Crack open a Modelo 897 00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:41,280 They're good at what they do 898 00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:43,280 Me and Kenny 899 00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:45,280 Kenny Henson we was cracking open the Modelo's 900 00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:47,280 Shout out Kenny 901 00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:49,280 We got to have him on soon 902 00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:51,280 Shout out Kenny he bought me a shot of tequila 903 00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:53,280 And a Modelo 904 00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:55,280 And I also paid $17 905 00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:57,280 For a Jack and Coke 906 00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:59,280 At this place 907 00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,280 It was double but $17 908 00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:03,280 Where? 909 00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:05,280 Some bar in Birmingham 910 00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:07,280 In Birmingham? 911 00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:09,280 That was a stadium price $17? 912 00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:11,280 Yeah dude and it wasn't even like a bar 913 00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:13,280 Like a I don't know 914 00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:15,280 It was a weird vibe in there man 915 00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:17,280 You got to moody as you get $17 you get 14 shots 916 00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,280 You can contract alcohol poisoning 917 00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:21,280 For $17 a movie 918 00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,280 Who is this now? 919 00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:25,280 This is her 920 00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:27,280 The one on the left 921 00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:29,280 Wait that's not her 922 00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:31,280 That's models for her clothing line 923 00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:33,280 The one on the left 924 00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:35,280 Is it her that looks good? 925 00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:37,280 She looks mixed dude 926 00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:39,280 I like all three of them 927 00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:41,280 Where's the back pockets on these jeans? 928 00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:43,280 They need some pockets 929 00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:45,280 I'll carry all the stuff we got 930 00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:47,280 You like I just lifted from the jeans 931 00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:49,280 That's part of the patriarchy 932 00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:51,280 They don't put pockets on the clothes 933 00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:53,280 So they got to buy purses 934 00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:55,280 It's designed to keep women down 935 00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:57,280 Always got to carry my girl stuff 936 00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,280 But then they reversed it on us 937 00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:01,280 And now we have to buy the purses and jeans 938 00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:03,280 What the fuck is that? 939 00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:05,280 How did that happen? 940 00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:07,280 Jake will lose it on those toes right there 941 00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:09,280 I feel like Jake doesn't care if titties are out 942 00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:11,280 But if he sees toes he's like this whore 943 00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:13,280 That would be hilarious 944 00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:15,280 Jake had a daughter 945 00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:17,280 And she's wearing like just has her tits out 946 00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:19,280 And he's like okay that's fine 947 00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,280 Open toe shoes? No dude 948 00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:23,280 Get back in the house 949 00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:25,280 We raised you better than that 950 00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:27,280 You fucking whore 951 00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:29,280 I like her though 952 00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:31,280 God dude I hate flip flops 953 00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:33,280 I don't like flip flops on men or women 954 00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:35,280 Thongs or slides? 955 00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,280 Well not slides 956 00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:39,280 That's different 957 00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:41,280 That's acceptable 958 00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:43,280 Flip flops? No dude 959 00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:45,280 And if you're a man 960 00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:47,280 You should not be wearing open toe shoes 961 00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:49,280 Unless you have socks on 962 00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:51,280 That's just my personal opinion 963 00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,280 Or you're African 964 00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:55,280 That's cultural 965 00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:57,280 They can get away with African stuff 966 00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:59,280 Put a wreath on 967 00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:01,280 But I do feel you 968 00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,280 Toes don't need to be out 969 00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:05,280 You don't want to see these dogs out 970 00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:07,280 I'm just saying if I'm a woman 971 00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:09,280 Which I'm not, but if I was 972 00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:11,280 You got the pink shirt on 973 00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:13,280 I'm not good with pink shirts 974 00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:15,280 It's magenta 975 00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:17,280 Okay 976 00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:19,280 And uh dude what the fuck 977 00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:21,280 Oh if I'm a woman, which I'm not 978 00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:23,280 But if I was 979 00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:25,280 And I saw a man wearing flip flops 980 00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:27,280 I have zero respect for that dude 981 00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:29,280 I don't have any respect for him 982 00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:31,280 What the fuck 983 00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,280 I mean first of all if I can hear you coming 984 00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:35,280 That's not good 985 00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:37,280 Hold up man 986 00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:39,280 That was a good one I like that 987 00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:41,280 Slapping sound 988 00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:43,280 What are we doing 989 00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:45,280 Imagine getting in an argument with a dude 990 00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:47,280 And then he walks away in flip flops 991 00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:49,280 And he's like 992 00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:51,280 And then he walks away 993 00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:53,280 It's not like a suction cup 994 00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:55,280 They're only allowed at the beach 995 00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:57,280 You can have them at the beach 996 00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:59,280 Have them at the beach and if you're a single digit age 997 00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:01,280 That's okay 998 00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:03,280 Because maybe you haven't learned to tie your shoes yet 999 00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:05,280 But get Crocs 1000 00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:07,280 Get Crocs man 1001 00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:09,280 I'm like that with Crocs 1002 00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:11,280 You don't like Crocs 1003 00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:13,280 But Crocs are good because you can wear them in any environment 1004 00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:15,280 You shouldn't 1005 00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:17,280 People do 1006 00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:19,280 I'm not thinking formal 1007 00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:21,280 Or going out 1008 00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:23,280 I'm talking about going to a bar 1009 00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:25,280 Outdoors footwear 1010 00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:27,280 You shouldn't have Crocs on 1011 00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:29,280 I agree with you there 1012 00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:31,280 Well 1013 00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:33,280 He has some sort of affliction 1014 00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:35,280 But 1015 00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:37,280 Outdoors you can walk in the creek 1016 00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:39,280 With some Crocs on 1017 00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:41,280 They're good fishing shoes 1018 00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:43,280 But the downfall is 1019 00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:45,280 A lot of nurses 1020 00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:47,280 A lot of fry cooks be wearing Crocs 1021 00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:49,280 They make work ones 1022 00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,280 It's like a full clog no holes 1023 00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:53,280 Those are cool 1024 00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:55,280 But there's a downfall with every 1025 00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:57,280 Lightness to this 1026 00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:59,280 Because listen let me tell you something 1027 00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:01,280 When you wear flip flops 1028 00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:03,280 I'm telling you this man 1029 00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:05,280 When you put on a flip or mustier they stink 1030 00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:07,280 Everybody in there is going to know 1031 00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:09,280 When you step in that club 1032 00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:11,280 With them stinky ass 20 year old flip flop 1033 00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:13,280 And everybody is smelling some cheese 1034 00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:15,280 It's going to be bad 1035 00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:17,280 They're going to know exactly who the fuck it is 1036 00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:19,280 Because there's going to be that steam coming out 1037 00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:21,280 It's like dude this isn't Key West 1038 00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:23,280 Put some fucking shoes on 1039 00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:25,280 Some real shoes 1040 00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:27,280 It be bad nights too man 1041 00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:29,280 You got nothing to hide 1042 00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:31,280 Because you can get away with that regular shoes sometimes 1043 00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:33,280 Nobody is going to be able to tell 1044 00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:35,280 But open toe everybody telling 1045 00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:37,280 Damn man 1046 00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:39,280 Nobody wants to see that dude 1047 00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:41,280 Especially if you got fucked up feet 1048 00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:43,280 Gosh man people have no sense of 1049 00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:45,280 Pride 1050 00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:47,280 No sense of self awareness dude 1051 00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:49,280 Put that shit away 1052 00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:51,280 It looks like you put your fucking foot in a paper shredder 1053 00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:53,280 Damn man 1054 00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:55,280 I sense a wool seat 1055 00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:57,280 I know some dudes that got claws 1056 00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:59,280 These little toes go like this 1057 00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:01,280 And go all the way over here 1058 00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:03,280 And they like smush together 1059 00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:05,280 He should never wear any kind of 1060 00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,280 Not even slides with no socks 1061 00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:09,280 He doesn't and if he does 1062 00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:11,280 He gets roasted 1063 00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:13,280 He should shower with socks on 1064 00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:15,280 A lot of people like that just feet are just terrible 1065 00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:17,280 Yeah they got fungal shit going on 1066 00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:19,280 Arthritis 1067 00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:21,280 Arthritis 1068 00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:23,280 Athlete's foot you're not even an athlete 1069 00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:27,280 Pedantic arthritis 1070 00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:29,280 What is that? 1071 00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:31,280 Is that not foot? 1072 00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:33,280 I don't know what that is 1073 00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:35,280 Wait hold on 1074 00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:37,280 The foot doctor is called the podiatrist 1075 00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:39,280 Yeah 1076 00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:41,280 So if you love feet would you be called a pedophile? 1077 00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:43,280 Oh no 1078 00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,280 We know who to ask 1079 00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:47,280 Ask me man I love feet 1080 00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:49,280 Oh you're a feet dude too 1081 00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:51,280 I didn't know you were a feet man 1082 00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:53,280 You're kind of reserved about it 1083 00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:55,280 If you ask I'll tell you yes 1084 00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:57,280 So what's the appeal about the feet? 1085 00:47:57,280 --> 00:47:59,280 What do you like about the feet? 1086 00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:01,280 I don't know man it's hard to explain 1087 00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:03,280 There's two of them 1088 00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,280 It's weird there's two of them right there I don't know 1089 00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:07,280 Do you like them dirty or clean? 1090 00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:09,280 You like them a little dirty don't you? 1091 00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:11,280 I mean 1092 00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:13,280 Fuck dude good question 1093 00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:15,280 I mean I guess if they looking 1094 00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:17,280 I prefer to clean man 1095 00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:19,280 You prefer clean 1096 00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:21,280 It can't be too dirty 1097 00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:23,280 You like a little yellow on the sole? 1098 00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:25,280 No no 1099 00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:27,280 That's not something wrong it's yellow 1100 00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:29,280 Jaundice 1101 00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:31,280 So you're all about like you'll suck on toes and all that 1102 00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:33,280 I mean 1103 00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:35,280 I don't know 1104 00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:37,280 I don't know man 1105 00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:39,280 I mean I don't know 1106 00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:41,280 They've given the opportunity 1107 00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:43,280 This lady one of these ladies right here 1108 00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:45,280 I ain't lying I suck the shit out of them 1109 00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:47,280 They probably get weekly pedicures 1110 00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:49,280 Bi-weekly pedicures 1111 00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:51,280 Yes I would 1112 00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:53,280 I mean they clean it though good 1113 00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:55,280 You like painted toenails? 1114 00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:57,280 No you're not whenever you're in sexual activity 1115 00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:59,280 People say that like whenever you're eating ass 1116 00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:01,280 Oh as soon as they get 1117 00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:03,280 I'm talking about you guys are hot and heavy petting 1118 00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:05,280 Going at it 1119 00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:07,280 She just puts that toe up there and you just start licking that motherfucker 1120 00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:09,280 Oh I can't deny it 1121 00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,280 I can't deny it well you can 1122 00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:13,280 All the little concrete and shit you know from the ground 1123 00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:15,280 Is in her feet 1124 00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:17,280 You can't deny it I know sometimes I get crazy 1125 00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:19,280 You fucking start chewing and your teeth are crunching 1126 00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:21,280 And shit 1127 00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:23,280 It's like you just picked up a lollipop off the ground 1128 00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:25,280 Oh my gosh 1129 00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:27,280 It's like you got sand in your mouth 1130 00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:29,280 Oh my gosh 1131 00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:31,280 I'll do one thing man I get too crazy I might bite the foot 1132 00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:33,280 Bite the foot 1133 00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:35,280 Not crazy a little bit like 1134 00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:37,280 Play bite 1135 00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:39,280 It's unexpected 1136 00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:41,280 Just grab the foot 1137 00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:43,280 What if she has plantar fasciitis 1138 00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:45,280 What's that 1139 00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:47,280 Some foot thing 1140 00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:49,280 Bone spurs on the heel maybe 1141 00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:51,280 You gotta take a 1142 00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:53,280 Water ball 1143 00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:55,280 Frozen and you rub your foot on it 1144 00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:57,280 That's one of the ways 1145 00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:59,280 That's when you 1146 00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:01,280 Have the VA 1147 00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:03,280 Yeah I was gonna say that 1148 00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:05,280 They say yeah freeze it 1149 00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:07,280 You think it's the temperature but it's actually 1150 00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:09,280 Just the carcinogens killing 1151 00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:11,280 Your cells in your foot dude 1152 00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:13,280 Can you tell with that 1153 00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:15,280 So if you see is this gonna be noticeable 1154 00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:17,280 You don't know until you 1155 00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:19,280 You're gonna feel it 1156 00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:21,280 Okay 1157 00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:23,280 When you were talking about what if you bite down and then she 1158 00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:25,280 Asks that what like 1159 00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:27,280 She gonna hurt 1160 00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:29,280 You're gonna injure somebody else 1161 00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:31,280 You hit one of them bone spurs boy them shits is no joke 1162 00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:33,280 Bunions 1163 00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:35,280 It hurts 1164 00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:37,280 You gotta start giving the girl like a little 1165 00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:39,280 Sheet like when you go get a tattoo 1166 00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:41,280 It's like do you have AIDS 1167 00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:43,280 Are you pregnant do you have hepatitis C 1168 00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:45,280 Do you have plantar fasciitis 1169 00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:47,280 You gotta start handing that out I agree with that 1170 00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:49,280 100% yeah like you should definitely 1171 00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:51,280 Be like hey let's sign the paper you sign the paper 1172 00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:53,280 I'll sign the paper we'll both check these things 1173 00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:55,280 Out and get rolling would you 1174 00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:57,280 Would you bang a chick that like the hottest chick in the 1175 00:50:57,280 --> 00:50:59,280 World that you think the hottest whoever 1176 00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:01,280 Your crush is 1177 00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:03,280 She was like yeah I got AIDS though 1178 00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:05,280 It's treatable now 1179 00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:07,280 She got AIDS well you know 1180 00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:09,280 HIV HIV you know 1181 00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:11,280 Person that I love now if she said that I'd be like 1182 00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:13,280 I gotta work it out with some normal person 1183 00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:15,280 I'd be pretty upset 1184 00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:17,280 No they're giving you heads up oh heads up 1185 00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:19,280 Hey 1186 00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:21,280 Hey got the HIV it's no big deal 1187 00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:23,280 You can live look how long Matthew 1188 00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:25,280 Johnson's living right now that's a tough question 1189 00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:27,280 That's a tough question that's a 1190 00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:29,280 I don't know man that's a tough one 1191 00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:31,280 It's gonna be a fuck no for me 1192 00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:33,280 It's gonna be a hard no 1193 00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:35,280 Yeah I watched Dallas Buyers 1194 00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:37,280 Club man that 1195 00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:39,280 That looked rough dude 1196 00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:41,280 Matthew McConaughey yeah Matthew McConaughey 1197 00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:43,280 Shout out him and Jake what's 1198 00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:45,280 My nigga name Jared Leto 1199 00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:47,280 Jared Leto yeah yeah you said Matthew 1200 00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:49,280 Who McConaughey 1201 00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:51,280 Alright alright alright that's McCauley 1202 00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:53,280 Culk Matthew McConaughey 1203 00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:55,280 Is from Waffle Wall Street 1204 00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:57,280 He was in 1205 00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:59,280 What else was he in dude Interstellar 1206 00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:01,280 Oh shit him oh yeah yeah 1207 00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:03,280 He got HIV right 1208 00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:05,280 No he played in the movie where he had 1209 00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:07,280 He lost a lot of weight 1210 00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:09,280 I'm looking forward for that role too 1211 00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:11,280 Also Christian Bale 1212 00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:13,280 Like fluctuates weight like a motherfucker 1213 00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:15,280 To do his movie roles 1214 00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:17,280 Cause he did Batman then he did that Machinist 1215 00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:19,280 Movie where he was like skin and bone 1216 00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:21,280 So crazy skinny and then he did 1217 00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:23,280 He was Dick Cheney 1218 00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:25,280 Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah 1219 00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:27,280 And another movie where he was like I think it was American 1220 00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:29,280 Gangster American something 1221 00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:31,280 And then when he played Ken Miles 1222 00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:33,280 In Ford vs Ferrari he had to slim down 1223 00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,280 A lot just to be able to fit in those cars 1224 00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:37,280 Crazy dude 1225 00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:39,280 Dedication it's wild that he's a beast 1226 00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:41,280 He can do it 1227 00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:43,280 That's one of the actors that's like he's a monster 1228 00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:45,280 Anything he plays look how intense he is right there 1229 00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:47,280 Yeah dude look at this fucker 1230 00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:49,280 He doesn't over act 1231 00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:51,280 And this is one of the most memeable movies 1232 00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:53,280 I see this format 1233 00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:55,280 Have you ever saw the movie? Never 1234 00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:57,280 Oh yeah this is a great movie 1235 00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:59,280 It's so like psychopath like 1236 00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:01,280 American Psycho cast thought Christian Bale 1237 00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:03,280 Was quote the worst actor ever 1238 00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:05,280 Who saw him who said that? 1239 00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:07,280 That's that headline right there under that picture 1240 00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:09,280 American Psycho cast 1241 00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:11,280 They thought he was a terrible actor 1242 00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:13,280 Cool I couldn't name a single other person in that movie besides Christian Bale 1243 00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:15,280 Yeah that's hard 1244 00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:17,280 I had to watch it again 1245 00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:19,280 Look how shiny that axe is man 1246 00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:21,280 That'll do some damage man 1247 00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:23,280 At least he took pride in what he did man 1248 00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:25,280 Oh yeah but like people like him are just meant to be 1249 00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:27,280 He probably doesn't even know who he is 1250 00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:29,280 Regular you know what I mean 1251 00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:31,280 Oh like when Jim Carrey did the moon with Andy Kaufman 1252 00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:33,280 Did you hear about that? Yeah he was just a dick on stage 1253 00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:35,280 And a dick on the set and everything 1254 00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:37,280 Then Jerry would come up to him and he'd be like fuck you 1255 00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:39,280 And all that and I remember you remember that joke that Dave Chappelle 1256 00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:41,280 Did when he was talking about how he met him for the first time 1257 00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:43,280 And he was like 1258 00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:45,280 He was like I wanna meet Jim Carrey 1259 00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:47,280 Yeah that was good 1260 00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:49,280 You remember when 50 Cent lost all that weight though? 1261 00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:51,280 Oh this is my favorite 1262 00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:53,280 Cause he lost all his weight for a movie and nobody watched it 1263 00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:55,280 Yeah 1264 00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:57,280 Go look and this is real 1265 00:53:57,280 --> 00:53:59,280 Go look at 50 nobody 1266 00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:01,280 Watched this movie 1267 00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:03,280 And he had a fake 1268 00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:05,280 Dreads on 1269 00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:07,280 Oh my god 1270 00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:09,280 I'm gonna watch it 1271 00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:11,280 Yeah he was looking like this man 1272 00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:13,280 What is that? 1273 00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:15,280 And it was called All Things Fall Apart 1274 00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:17,280 Look at it going down the moment you got the dreads 1275 00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:19,280 Wait things fall apart? Is this Chanua Achebe? 1276 00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:21,280 They raw for that 1277 00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:23,280 I remember that 1278 00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:25,280 Dude what? 1279 00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:27,280 That is wild 1280 00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:29,280 I mean it's not a bad movie 1281 00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:31,280 But it's not something you wanna lose all this weight for 1282 00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:33,280 What the fuck dude? 1283 00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:35,280 This is blowing my mind 1284 00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:37,280 Brandon look up 50 Cent 15 year old 1285 00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:39,280 Bro when he was 15 1286 00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:41,280 He looked like Francis Enganu 1287 00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:43,280 Like it was crazy 1288 00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:45,280 Like he was jacked 1289 00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:47,280 It's a picture of him and Juvi 1290 00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:49,280 Dude look at that 1291 00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:51,280 That's him and Juvi at 15 years old 1292 00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:53,280 Dude he looked like Mike Tyson bro 1293 00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:55,280 Is that not insane? 1294 00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:57,280 The one with the soul ass 1295 00:54:57,280 --> 00:54:59,280 I saw this on Instagram 1296 00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:01,280 Him and The Rock 1297 00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:03,280 When he was 15 dude 1298 00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:05,280 The Rock commented 15 Cent 1299 00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:07,280 That's a big 15 year old 1300 00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:09,280 You remember they used to think that he was a cop back when he was young 1301 00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:11,280 Because he had that mustache and he was so big 1302 00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:13,280 And Bill they were like there's no way you're a real child 1303 00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:15,280 A real child 1304 00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:17,280 You're a grown ass man 1305 00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:19,280 50 that's my guy right there 1306 00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:21,280 You can read 3 pages of a Harry Potter book 1307 00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:23,280 Who's that white guy right there? 1308 00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:25,280 That's the dude who used to 1309 00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:27,280 He looks so familiar 1310 00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:29,280 He used to do lip singing 1311 00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:31,280 He was viral 1312 00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:33,280 His face looks so familiar 1313 00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:35,280 It's so crazy because that was probably so long ago 1314 00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:37,280 He was one of them little kids 1315 00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:39,280 I think he died 1316 00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:41,280 What was his name? 1317 00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:43,280 Lip singing dude 1318 00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:45,280 Keenan Cahill 1319 00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:47,280 Lip singing 1320 00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:49,280 Small guy 1321 00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:51,280 Hasbulla is about to pop up 1322 00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:53,280 Keenan Cahill 1323 00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:55,280 He did pass away 1324 00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:57,280 Rest in peace man 1325 00:55:57,280 --> 00:55:59,280 27 1326 00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:01,280 When they got that thing they don't last that long 1327 00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:03,280 That sucks dude 1328 00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:05,280 He always was doing lip singing 1329 00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:07,280 50 Cent came and visited him 1330 00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:09,280 Because he would do his 1331 00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:11,280 What's that song? 1332 00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:13,280 I don't know what it's called 1333 00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:15,280 I was just rocking with you 1334 00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:17,280 He was down 1335 00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:19,280 Just go to the video 1336 00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:21,280 Go to the video 1337 00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:23,280 It says videos at the top 1338 00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:25,280 Down on me? 1339 00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:27,280 Yeah that's what it is 1340 00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:29,280 You want to hear it? 1341 00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:31,280 Rest in peace dude 1342 00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:33,280 He looks so familiar 1343 00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:35,280 I feel like I haven't seen this shit before 1344 00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:37,280 He was viral before 1345 00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:41,280 I don't know when this came out 1346 00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:43,280 He was viral 1347 00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:45,280 That's like if you mixed Teeth Quartus and Mark Viola together 1348 00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:47,280 Oh my god 1349 00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:49,280 Hell yeah 1350 00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:51,280 And then he got Raina's last name 1351 00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:53,280 Crazy 1352 00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:55,280 What a crazy world we living in man 1353 00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:57,280 Rest in peace the legend 1354 00:56:57,280 --> 00:56:59,280 Rest in peace 1355 00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:01,280 That's the end of this episode 1356 00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:03,280 Sorry it's out late but we're filming it actually 1357 00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:05,280 Two days when we're releasing it 1358 00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:07,280 We recorded another one 1359 00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:09,280 But the audio was lost 1360 00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:11,280 Forever 1361 00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:13,280 Went a little hard on that one so maybe it's for the best 1362 00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:15,280 Little drunk 1363 00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:17,280 Little drunk 1364 00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:19,280 A lot 1365 00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:21,280 That shit was crazy 1366 00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:23,280 It was alcohol involved 1367 00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:25,280 Pals off a bottle of Crown Vanilla 1368 00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:27,280 I love being on a podcast 1369 00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:29,280 When other people are drunk 1370 00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:31,280 And I'm not 1371 00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:33,280 Remember what we did afterwards though after that 1372 00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:35,280 With the alligators 1373 00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:37,280 I forgot about that 1374 00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:39,280 We didn't find them 1375 00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:41,280 That was scary at night 1376 00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:43,280 That was terrifying 1377 00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:45,280 We're gonna find them though one day 1378 00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:49,280 We'll have him right here on this table with his mouth taped up dude 1379 00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:51,280 We're gonna rustle it 1380 00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:53,280 We tape his mouth really good maybe 1381 00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:55,280 Yeah tape him up 1382 00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:57,280 Yeah Brandon I'll hold it you do the tape 1383 00:57:57,280 --> 00:57:59,280 Because I fuck that 1384 00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:01,280 Well that's what you want to do you don't want to hold it 1385 00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:03,280 Hell nah 1386 00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:05,280 You're the person responsible for closing the jaws of death 1387 00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:07,280 I don't want that job 1388 00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:09,280 And you gotta control that tail I'll control the tail 1389 00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:11,280 I bet that would hurt 1390 00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:13,280 I'm gonna figure out a leg lock 1391 00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:15,280 You think we're gonna be able to take this thing 1392 00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:17,280 You think all cerebellis are gonna be able to take this alligator 1393 00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:19,280 For real 1394 00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:21,280 Fuck with us unless it gets in the water 1395 00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:23,280 Well I'm not going in the water 1396 00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:25,280 Fuck that 1397 00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:27,280 But if it comes out J-Dub jumps on top of it 1398 00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:29,280 I'll get the tail 1399 00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:31,280 And then you get the tape you tape up the mouth 1400 00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:33,280 I'll get on his head dude 1401 00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:35,280 I'll fucking squeeze his head 1402 00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:37,280 And then real hard and then you get behind him 1403 00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:39,280 Or no you get the mouth right 1404 00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:41,280 Like the water burger lady I get the mouth 1405 00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:43,280 You get that 1406 00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:45,280 You stole fucking ten dollars from me 1407 00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:47,280 I'm not pissed about it still 1408 00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:49,280 But I remember 1409 00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:51,280 Alright 1410 00:58:51,280 --> 00:59:13,280 See you guys later