1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,360 This week on Clown College. 2 00:00:04,760 --> 00:00:06,760 What happened the first time you busted a nut? 3 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:09,760 Oh, we just started this one. 4 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:11,260 I've been wondering this all the time. 5 00:00:11,260 --> 00:00:13,560 I'm glad someone asked. 6 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:15,600 Wow, well since it's on the table, 7 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:18,360 the first day I did this I got scared 8 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:20,040 because I didn't know what was happening. 9 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:21,840 Because I was a kid, I didn't know shit. 10 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:23,840 Were you confused that your cum wasn't black? 11 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:28,320 Dude, dude, this was the time that I... 12 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,800 This is the Clown College Podcast. 13 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:32,400 We're just a couple open micers 14 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:34,000 trying to make our way through the scene. 15 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,440 Where we interview comedians throughout different stages 16 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:37,600 of their comedy career, 17 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:39,200 no matter if they're open micers, 18 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:41,640 headliners, or traveling comedians. 19 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:42,840 I'm here too. 20 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:45,360 Jamie 2.0, I just talk a lot more. 21 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:46,800 Damn it, Brandon. 22 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:47,960 Go sit in the corner. 23 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:52,760 They do that with the moon. 24 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:53,600 Did you know that? 25 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:56,160 If you point your iPhone at the moon, 26 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:58,120 it'll just zoom in on the moon 27 00:00:58,120 --> 00:00:59,480 like you're trying to take a picture of the moon. 28 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:02,200 It'll just overlay an image of a good moon. 29 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:03,040 For real? 30 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:03,880 Yeah. 31 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:04,700 On iPhone? 32 00:01:04,700 --> 00:01:05,540 Yeah. 33 00:01:05,540 --> 00:01:06,380 Maybe on Android too. 34 00:01:06,380 --> 00:01:07,200 Oh, try that tonight. 35 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:08,040 Yeah. 36 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:08,880 Damn. 37 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:09,700 Yeah, it's weird. 38 00:01:09,700 --> 00:01:10,540 It's a full moon tonight too. 39 00:01:10,540 --> 00:01:11,640 Oh, then nevermind. 40 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:13,760 Why would you say nevermind is better? 41 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:14,600 Oh, then yeah. 42 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:17,640 Now why would you know that, Dom? 43 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:19,480 Are you secretly a werewolf, dude? 44 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:20,840 I've never seen him out. 45 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:22,000 I have the hair of one. 46 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:26,000 So we got somebody special here. 47 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,320 Alex, we wanted to have you on. 48 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:28,160 Hell yeah. 49 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:30,560 To say thank you for everything you do for us. 50 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:31,840 If you guys don't know at home, 51 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:33,680 he's the reason we're on audio. 52 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:38,080 He comes and does all of our video for us. 53 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:39,800 We just shot some promos. 54 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:40,640 He was there. 55 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:41,460 He's always there. 56 00:01:41,460 --> 00:01:42,960 And most of all, we're saying thank you 57 00:01:42,960 --> 00:01:44,960 on behalf of every comedian in Huntsville. 58 00:01:44,960 --> 00:01:45,800 Hell yeah, dude. 59 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:46,640 He's the best. 60 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:47,480 Thank you. 61 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:48,320 You're the best, man. 62 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:49,160 Hell yeah. 63 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:50,000 We couldn't do it without you. 64 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:50,820 I appreciate it. 65 00:01:50,820 --> 00:01:51,660 Hell yeah, no problem. 66 00:01:51,660 --> 00:01:52,500 Integral. 67 00:01:52,500 --> 00:01:53,320 Yeah. 68 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:54,160 I'm just waiting for one of y'all to hit 69 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:56,000 so I can ride your coattails. 70 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,400 Waiting for that day. 71 00:01:58,680 --> 00:01:59,520 It's gonna be you. 72 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:01,760 You're gonna take a Bowen Yang spot on SNL. 73 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:02,600 Hell yeah. 74 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:03,440 Hell yeah. 75 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:05,400 I had to write some stuff for this. 76 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:07,320 Please take a spot. 77 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:08,160 Please. 78 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:09,000 I would gladly. 79 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:09,840 I would gladly. 80 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:12,800 I'd go gay if that's what it took. 81 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:13,640 That's what it took. 82 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:14,960 Then you'd check three boxes. 83 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:15,960 There you go. 84 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:16,960 There you go. 85 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:19,480 Hell yeah. 86 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:21,420 So we just shot some promos. 87 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:23,120 Hold on, hold on. 88 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:23,960 How you doing today, Brennan? 89 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:24,800 Man, I'm doing good. 90 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:26,120 How are you doing? 91 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:27,120 I'm doing good. 92 00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:29,480 Yeah, you doing good? 93 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:30,320 I'm in a good mood. 94 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:31,160 What happened? 95 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:33,280 It's 420, Brandon is not here mentally. 96 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:34,120 Oh yeah. 97 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:34,960 420 is a good day. 98 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:38,280 We had a kick in my mom's door, but I mean it was cool. 99 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:39,240 Why'd you have to kick in her door? 100 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:41,720 Okay, so let me tell you what happened. 101 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:44,840 So I don't know how the hell this happened, 102 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:47,200 but somebody accidentally locked that door 103 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:49,400 and left the key in that door, right? 104 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:50,600 And there's no other way to get in 105 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:51,560 because it's an advanced one. 106 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:53,920 I tried every card thing, all that. 107 00:02:53,920 --> 00:02:54,760 So my uncle was like. 108 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:55,600 Every James Bond trick. 109 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:56,720 My uncle looked at me, he's like, 110 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:57,680 okay, Brennan, fuck it. 111 00:02:57,680 --> 00:02:59,880 What you're gonna have to do is get on that lock 112 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:02,080 and just kick in the door like that with the lock. 113 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:03,440 So I just had to do that. 114 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:05,200 And then I accidentally broke the door 115 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:07,080 and now I gotta buy a new doorknob and shit. 116 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:09,920 Hold on, like a door to the house? 117 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:11,840 No, it was her room, it was her room. 118 00:03:12,920 --> 00:03:14,600 So you locked her door from the inside? 119 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:16,120 Yes, I don't know who did. 120 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:17,120 Somebody did. 121 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:18,320 I'm not saying, I don't know. 122 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:19,520 I don't know how it happened. 123 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:22,720 Wait, but you said that the key was still in the door. 124 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:24,320 No, it was still in the room. 125 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:25,160 Oh, okay. 126 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:26,920 Yeah, I didn't know that. 127 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:27,760 Why is it? 128 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:29,520 Oh, y'all got one of those locks for a bedroom? 129 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:30,360 Because she's like. 130 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:31,200 You got a deadbolt? 131 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:32,600 Yeah, she got a crazy one. 132 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:34,120 Is that a black thing? 133 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:35,080 No, no. 134 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:35,920 Yeah. 135 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:37,760 No, no, no, no. 136 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:40,600 She said, listen, we got cameras in every room, man. 137 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:42,440 We got cameras outside all over the house. 138 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:43,280 That's a big one today. 139 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:44,800 That's also not a black thing. 140 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:47,280 No, I just wanna be clear. 141 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:49,000 Yeah, she just wanna keep people out of the room. 142 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,960 So she said she got the advanced ones. 143 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:51,800 Okay. 144 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:53,640 She got the advanced for my foot though. 145 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:54,480 Yeah. 146 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:55,320 Oh, damn. 147 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:56,160 Yeah. 148 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:57,000 Yeah, there it is. 149 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,920 She's watching right now, wondering what happened. 150 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:00,760 I kicked it down. 151 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:03,160 And you got it on camera too. 152 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:05,640 She really does. 153 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:06,760 I'm gonna ask for that recording. 154 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:07,600 I'm gonna say ask if we didn't. 155 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:08,440 I'm gonna ask for that recording. 156 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:10,880 You just see from the inside of the room, 157 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:12,920 the door flies open, Brandon's like, oh shit. 158 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,760 Yeah, I didn't look so cool with it. 159 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:15,840 I'm like, yep, that happened. 160 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:16,680 Hell yeah. 161 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:18,400 Brandon's always breaking down barriers. 162 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:19,240 Hell yeah, dude. 163 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:20,840 I do what you gotta do. 164 00:04:20,840 --> 00:04:24,240 He told me that at Wednesday, the open mic Wednesday 165 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:26,640 at Fat Sammy's that we co-host together. 166 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:27,520 That's where he told me. 167 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:30,760 So I got a little advanced preview of Brandon's story. 168 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:32,080 Just wanna shit on y'all. 169 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:35,280 Oh, did you do it on stage when you asked him? 170 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:37,200 Oh shit, now he just told me that off-hand. 171 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:39,760 That was again, one of those stories he just told me 172 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:41,920 as a normal thing and I'm like, what the fuck? 173 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:43,600 Did you do your thing though this week 174 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:44,440 where you just asked him questions? 175 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:45,440 No, I didn't ask him questions. 176 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:46,280 We just did sets this week. 177 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:47,120 Okay, okay. 178 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,240 But we did the words of wisdom at the end. 179 00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:50,560 What'd you say this week? 180 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:51,520 Okay, I said this. 181 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:53,720 I looked down at my foot and realized 182 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:54,760 that my sock was missing. 183 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:56,000 Don't do that with your cars, y'all. 184 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:56,840 Good night. 185 00:04:56,840 --> 00:04:57,680 Yeah. 186 00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:59,520 Find your fucking cars. 187 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:00,360 What? 188 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:01,200 What's the sock? 189 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:03,080 Basically what I was saying was as a message, 190 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:04,280 don't lose your car. 191 00:05:04,280 --> 00:05:07,440 Find your car and don't lose it how I lost my sock. 192 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:08,280 I got it. 193 00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:09,120 Good night. 194 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:11,440 Car's a little bit harder to lose. 195 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:14,080 I know, I know, but I'm telling them don't be lost. 196 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:15,400 Find your way. 197 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:17,520 Find your way. 198 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:18,880 Yeah. 199 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:19,720 Like God. 200 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:20,560 God. 201 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:21,400 God. 202 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:22,240 God. 203 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:23,080 That's something I am. 204 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:23,920 No, I'm just kidding. 205 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:24,760 God. 206 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:25,600 He went Kanye. 207 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:26,440 He went Kanye. 208 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:27,280 He went Kanye. 209 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:28,120 He's in the mode. 210 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,560 He just proclaimed his name. 211 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:30,400 Kanye. 212 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:31,240 Thanks. 213 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:34,280 You all don't believe in Jesus. 214 00:05:34,280 --> 00:05:35,120 Huh? 215 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:35,960 You don't? 216 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:37,440 No, I'm saying y'all, you're people. 217 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:38,280 Oh. 218 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:41,760 Y'all look like two different depictions of Jesus. 219 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:44,800 I look more like your guy. 220 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:46,560 Yeah, yeah, Buddha, yeah, right, yeah. 221 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:47,400 For sure. 222 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:49,200 And I look, I have a Jesus. 223 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:50,160 Yeah, I can see it. 224 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:51,920 I need to grow a little more down here. 225 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:53,880 I keep looking there as if there's a camera. 226 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:56,640 But no, yeah, traditionally we don't. 227 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:59,640 Yeah, that was stomped out when communism took hold. 228 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:00,480 Roughly so. 229 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:01,320 Yeah, yeah. 230 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:02,160 Read books, dude. 231 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:03,000 Hell yeah. 232 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,560 I read them, if I could read. 233 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:07,240 I look like Slim Jesus, dude. 234 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:08,560 I bring more of that vibe. 235 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:09,400 Oh shit. 236 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:12,120 Or like Slim Jim Macho Man Randy Savage. 237 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:13,080 Remember that? 238 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:13,920 Oh, the commercial? 239 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:15,080 Yeah, you remember when he had that? 240 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:16,440 He'd be snapping it and shit. 241 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:18,760 Snap it to Slim Jim, ooh yeah. 242 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:19,800 Snap it to the Slim Jim. 243 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:21,600 I don't think meat should snap. 244 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:24,320 I just don't think it should snap. 245 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:25,160 I like Slim Jim. 246 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:26,840 Good sausage has a snap to it. 247 00:06:26,840 --> 00:06:27,680 Oh hell yeah. 248 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:30,000 Well, because like the intestinal casing. 249 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:33,440 But I wouldn't consider Slim Jim a quality sausage. 250 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:35,120 It's a good meat stick. 251 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:36,240 It's a good meat stick. 252 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:37,760 One of the best. 253 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:40,200 Yeah, I like the Tabasco Slim Jim the best. 254 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:41,040 Oh damn. 255 00:06:41,040 --> 00:06:41,880 Yeah, whatever I got. 256 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:43,200 I'll take that one. 257 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:45,840 Riddle me this, Slim Jim, and we'll probably do a recap. 258 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:47,120 We'll talk about actual shit here. 259 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:49,560 But like, Slim Jim has two sizes. 260 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:51,400 They have the mega size, right? 261 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:52,880 And they have the thin ones. 262 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:54,640 Those are completely different experiences. 263 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:56,040 Completely, yep, 100%. 264 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:56,880 Yeah, I'm with you. 265 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:59,880 Yeah, the thin ones are way better, way snappier. 266 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:00,720 Okay, yes. 267 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:01,560 See, I like the thin ones, 268 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:03,600 but if I'm getting a thick one, 269 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:06,000 I want almost like a summer sausage. 270 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,760 Yeah, like a thick, I don't want it to be as, 271 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:10,560 because yeah, it's a soft meat, 272 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:12,240 but if it's thin, it's a snap. 273 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:13,080 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 274 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:15,360 It's too much Slim Jim in the fat ones. 275 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:16,440 Too much in the Jimmy Jam. 276 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:17,560 You gotta microdose this. 277 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:20,920 Now, if they made like a three foot long, thin Slim Jim. 278 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,240 It's called a Slim Jim, dude. 279 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:26,000 It's not a thick Jim, right? 280 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,880 We call it, if they started selling Slim James's, 281 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:31,320 I'd buy those, the long ones. 282 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:34,720 Like little Brian James's fucking knee or something. 283 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:35,560 Yeah. 284 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:39,160 Hey, did y'all see this nigga who burnt himself up 285 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:40,000 outside of a Trump? 286 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:40,840 Oh yeah, I saw that. 287 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:42,160 I heard about that on NPR. 288 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:43,000 I didn't see it. 289 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:43,840 I saw it. 290 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:46,120 I will say, they didn't give nearly as much of a fuck 291 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:47,400 because it's really awesome. 292 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:50,200 NPR literally was like, oh yeah, 293 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:52,560 and a guy lit himself, oh sorry. 294 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:53,560 Yeah, he died today. 295 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:54,560 All right, hey man. 296 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:56,240 I mean, yeah, you light yourself on fucking fire, 297 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:57,920 you're probably gonna, 298 00:07:57,920 --> 00:08:00,160 you shouldn't care about anything that much. 299 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:01,000 Everybody's here. 300 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,520 I mean, in the world, you shouldn't care about anything 301 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:04,240 that much to set your goddamn self on fire. 302 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:06,600 Especially not, I mean, this isn't even the, 303 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:07,760 this is a trial. 304 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:09,960 Like he's in, what the fuck. 305 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:11,200 And he's not going down. 306 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:12,920 It's not going. 307 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:14,880 I don't necessarily wanna shit of this person too much, 308 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:16,760 but like it's pretty, unless there's like 309 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:18,200 some pretty big revelations. 310 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:19,600 This is some silly silliness. 311 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,280 I don't give a fuck. 312 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:22,480 You're retarded, you're stupid. 313 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:23,680 Oh, okay. 314 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:25,560 If you light yourself on goddamn fire. 315 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:26,400 Let's just all say. 316 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:28,400 Actually, he wasn't fire retardant. 317 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:29,240 Yeah. 318 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:30,080 Yeah. 319 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:30,920 Hold up. 320 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:33,400 Yeah, everyone, that is. 321 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:34,280 Got him, dude. 322 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:36,680 Everybody's blazing up on 420 today. 323 00:08:36,680 --> 00:08:39,200 Yeah, we're blazing these apples, huh? 324 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:40,040 Blazing. 325 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:40,880 Yeah, I don't know. 326 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:43,880 That's one I don't get, because I feel like they're, 327 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:45,600 you're making a statement, obviously, 328 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:47,320 because burning yourself is very painful. 329 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:48,160 Oh, yeah. 330 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:50,320 But I feel like you could add some more showmanship 331 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:51,880 without burning yourself. 332 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:52,960 So, no, totally. 333 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:55,160 So that's something I've been talking with my friend about 334 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:56,920 because we have sort of opposite opinions. 335 00:08:56,920 --> 00:08:59,680 He's like very, he was very affected by the embassy guy. 336 00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:01,520 And I was like, when I think about it, 337 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:04,040 and obviously you can't really put yourself in that shoes, 338 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:06,280 because that's, I mean, almost impossible, 339 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:09,520 but I'm like, if I like was that, like they're, 340 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:12,160 I don't know, I would like, yeah, like you said, 341 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:13,000 make a show of it. 342 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,160 Like I'd do, I'd walk across the country, 343 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:18,720 or like I'd like do something, yeah, I don't know, 344 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:20,800 like, but maybe that's just me, you know, we're standups. 345 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:22,200 So we're like, I forgot about the- 346 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:23,040 We're beneficial. 347 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:23,880 Yeah, but I don't know. 348 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:26,320 I forgot about the guy that burnt himself 349 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:28,520 in front of the embassy until this guy 350 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:30,160 just burnt himself up. 351 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:32,080 So people are gonna forget about you. 352 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:33,960 I mean, you're gonna do all this and be like, 353 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:35,240 oh, people are gonna remember me forever. 354 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:36,480 No, they won't. 355 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:37,320 They just won't. 356 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:40,600 I mean, especially in today's day and age, 357 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:42,720 nobody's gonna give a fuck in three weeks. 358 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:44,560 Yeah, somebody do something crazy last night, 359 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:45,920 I don't remember them. 360 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:46,760 Oh, what'd he do? 361 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:47,600 What happened? 362 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:48,440 Oh man, so- 363 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:50,800 Wait, did you see someone burn themselves alive? 364 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:51,640 Oh my God. 365 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:52,460 No. 366 00:09:52,460 --> 00:09:53,300 It's comparable. 367 00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:57,120 And how can you even do that with gas prices these days? 368 00:09:57,120 --> 00:09:57,960 Yeah, that was a lot of fucking money. 369 00:09:57,960 --> 00:09:59,200 He won't have to worry about it anymore. 370 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:01,920 Yeah, he wouldn't pay that bill. 371 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:03,240 He wouldn't pay in that bill. 372 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:08,240 It's probably fucked that way to lead into our- 373 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:09,440 Yeah. 374 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:10,280 Sorry, Brent. 375 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:11,120 Bye. 376 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:11,940 Bye, man. 377 00:10:11,940 --> 00:10:12,780 We love it. 378 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:13,620 We love it. 379 00:10:13,620 --> 00:10:14,700 We just roasting. 380 00:10:14,700 --> 00:10:15,540 Yeah. 381 00:10:15,540 --> 00:10:16,380 Ah! 382 00:10:16,380 --> 00:10:17,200 Got him, Brandon. 383 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,700 Brandon's on fire! 384 00:10:18,700 --> 00:10:20,040 Segway, Segway. 385 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:23,040 I didn't even realize I did that. 386 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:23,880 Inward. 387 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:24,720 Damn. 388 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:25,560 Damn, all right? 389 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:26,400 God damn. 390 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:27,240 God damn. 391 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:29,080 Oh, this is a good one, I like it. 392 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:29,920 It's good, yeah. 393 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:30,760 Just- 394 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:31,600 Yeah. 395 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:32,440 Yeah. 396 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:34,240 Well, what happened last night? 397 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:35,760 Okay, so you know, this is funny 398 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,240 because nobody believed me. 399 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:39,600 We were at Jimmy John's, right? 400 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:41,220 And this dude walked up behind me, 401 00:10:41,220 --> 00:10:44,320 talking to the worker who was there all night by himself. 402 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:46,440 I shout out to you, you are amazing, man. 403 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:48,080 Keep doing what you're doing. 404 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:49,680 And then eventually get better 405 00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:50,800 because you deserve better. 406 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:51,640 You're amazing, man. 407 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:53,960 But anyways, this dude pulled up 408 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:55,800 with some branches on his head and shit 409 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:56,800 and then had an egg. 410 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,640 And he was like, hey man, anybody want this egg? 411 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:00,440 And the dude was like, no, not today, buddy. 412 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:01,380 And then he left. 413 00:11:01,380 --> 00:11:03,920 And I told Alex and Brandon, 414 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:05,240 and they were like, nah, man, Brandon, 415 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:06,320 nobody here telling lies. 416 00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:07,160 It's all right. 417 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:08,320 He said I'm lying. 418 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:09,720 The everything else he said, 419 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:12,120 we believe that was over the line. 420 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:12,960 They're like, no way. 421 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:15,400 No way someone fucking did that. 422 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:16,240 We're back. 423 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:17,060 Mm-hmm. 424 00:11:17,060 --> 00:11:18,720 And then while I'm saying this, 425 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,320 the dude runs back in with the egg, 426 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:21,720 like, hey man, anybody want this egg? 427 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:24,040 And they're like, oh shit, Brandon's run. 428 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:25,160 It was like, yeah. 429 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:26,920 So either Brandon, yeah, I don't know. 430 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,160 Brandon could be God. 431 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:29,080 He could be God. 432 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:30,560 He could have willed that to happen. 433 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:32,600 That guy was wearing the crown of thorns. 434 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:34,560 And he just saw something too. 435 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:38,000 You saw, you remember earlier, you saw my story. 436 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,200 You were like, what the hell is that? 437 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:40,920 That was like one of the stories I told about 438 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:43,120 with the wrestling scene, remember? 439 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:43,960 I don't know. 440 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:45,280 You remember when I told you, you said who? 441 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:46,120 Who was I posting? 442 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:46,940 Oh yeah, I was talking about the guy 443 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:49,200 on Brandon's Instagram story. 444 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:50,040 Yeah, okay. 445 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:52,720 They were at a WWE event wearing masks. 446 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:54,480 I was like, who the fuck is that, Brandon? 447 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:55,760 That's the dude. 448 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:57,320 That's the dude from all his stories. 449 00:11:57,320 --> 00:11:59,440 That's the guy that threw rocks at him. 450 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:00,280 He posted that earlier. 451 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:01,960 The feet pictures guy that you'll hear about 452 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:02,800 later this episode. 453 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:04,480 But he's in a mask in this picture. 454 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:05,920 He's not, Brandon is. 455 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:07,800 Yeah, because this was like during the COVID time. 456 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:09,800 This is when we had them two edibles 457 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:12,680 and got lost in the city and was freaking out. 458 00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:14,160 We were at that same Jimmy John's 459 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:15,880 just pissing him off probably. 460 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:19,280 Because he kept on saying, he was like, what do you want? 461 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,360 He was like, you surprised me, man. 462 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:22,200 Oh, that's the way to say it. 463 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,000 I was like, dude, just stop, man. 464 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,320 And then we got lost. 465 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:26,160 Especially the Jimmy John's, 466 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:28,120 because it's not like you tell them what you want 467 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:29,040 as you know. I know. 468 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:31,960 And then fast forward to the middle of the match, 469 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,920 he's freaking out like, oh my God, stay after me. 470 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,360 I'm like, dude, nobody's after you. 471 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:36,760 He's like, Brock Linton is after me. 472 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:37,660 He gonna come out. 473 00:12:37,660 --> 00:12:40,280 So he thought Brock Lesnar, that's not even in town, 474 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:42,560 was gonna come out and then rip him in the ring 475 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:43,640 and whoop his ass. 476 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:47,040 And then he thought the FBI was after him for no reason. 477 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:48,040 That must've been some good shit. 478 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:49,640 I was gonna say, were these K2 edibles? 479 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:51,480 Yeah. 480 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:52,320 Been there. 481 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:53,460 I thought that's amazing. 482 00:12:53,460 --> 00:12:55,160 Brandon, I'm sorry, those weren't edible. 483 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:57,820 That was some milk. 484 00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:59,160 Y'all were completely sober. 485 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:00,640 Crazy dude. 486 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:02,640 We underestimated it completely, eight half. 487 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:03,560 This is not nothing. 488 00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:04,880 Give me the whole. 489 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:08,560 That mistake number one, classic mistake. 490 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:09,880 Then we were lost. 491 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:11,280 I'm glad we made it back. 492 00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:12,120 Hell yes. 493 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:13,480 I don't know what happened after that. 494 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:14,480 We all walking? 495 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:15,320 Yes. 496 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:16,160 Oh, thank God. 497 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:17,280 We was walking, so you just see me walk. 498 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:18,480 No, I wasn't no driver. 499 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:19,320 I didn't have a car. 500 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,000 And this was Huntsville, right? 501 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:21,960 Yeah, I didn't have a car. 502 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:23,220 And for those of you who don't know, 503 00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:25,960 Huntsville downtown is about five blocks square. 504 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:28,120 Yeah, so I'm just going through it constantly. 505 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:30,200 They got lost in like a Walmart Supercenter. 506 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,040 Yeah. 507 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:36,040 Hell yeah. 508 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,840 We did a roast battle. 509 00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:38,680 Hell yeah, that was fun. 510 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:40,800 We'll talk about that later. 511 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:43,520 Great, Brent Reed and Matt. 512 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:44,360 Banwart. 513 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:46,640 Banwart, I always get his last name wrong. 514 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:49,000 He's funny, they're both funny as shit. 515 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:49,840 They were awesome. 516 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:53,240 And then today we just shot some ads for live show. 517 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:54,560 May 17th. May 17th. 518 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:55,600 At Shenanigans. 519 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:56,920 8PM. Killer clowns. 520 00:13:56,920 --> 00:14:00,160 Get your, go to the Shenanigans website 521 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,520 and get the tickets now. 522 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:03,040 We're trying to sell this bad boy out. 523 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:05,680 Please, I still smell like old milk. 524 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:07,520 I do too, I smell it in my nose right now. 525 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:09,480 Me too, I smell it in my nostrils. 526 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:11,160 I have to take a shower after this. 527 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:12,120 Both nostrils. 528 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:15,480 And we got a show that Alex put us on. 529 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:16,320 Hell yeah. 530 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:18,200 Oh yes, tonight, the 420 show. 531 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:19,040 420 show. 532 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:20,200 Silver Dragon. 533 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,040 You all have missed it, 534 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:22,960 but it's at St. Stephen's Music Hall. 535 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:24,320 Check that out, it's straight to Ale. 536 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:25,560 It's a fun as fuck. 537 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:28,640 It's like a punk TGI Fridays, like that kind of vibe. 538 00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:29,840 Oh hell yeah. 539 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:30,760 Or you made it. 540 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:32,440 Or you made it. 541 00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:33,560 Yeah, or you made it, or you're there. 542 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:34,680 Yeah, we'll shout you out. 543 00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:35,840 Hell yeah, hell yeah, there you go. 544 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:36,680 Yeah, high five. 545 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:37,520 Hell yeah. 546 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:40,720 Great forward thinking, Brandon. 547 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:44,600 Oh man, I found my new favorite restaurant in town, dude. 548 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:47,400 I got a Calzone and I made $7, dude. 549 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:48,920 So that was sick. 550 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:53,200 I gave them a $20 bill and they gave me 27 in change, dude. 551 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:56,120 So maybe I'm not anti-immigration after that, dude. 552 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:59,000 No, I'm just playing. 553 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,280 I gave him the money back, dude. 554 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:01,120 I gave him the money back. 555 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:01,960 Yeah, he's a good guy. 556 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:02,800 He left the fat ass tip. 557 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:03,640 Yeah. 558 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:04,480 Oh yeah. 559 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,160 What's it called, Mots? 560 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,000 Matzah's. 561 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,160 Matzah's Pizza. 562 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:10,960 Matzah's Pizza in Jordan Lane, it's good. 563 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:13,520 It's like a New York style pizza, no flop, no mind. 564 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:14,600 Yours had some flop to it. 565 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:15,440 Yeah, I got the veggies. 566 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:18,040 And I got, hey, the meatballs, let me tell you something. 567 00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:18,880 Ooh, those are good. 568 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:20,040 The meatballs were fucking fire. 569 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:20,880 Hell yeah. 570 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:21,920 If they do their pasta good enough, 571 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,680 that could be a fucking great plate of spaghetti. 572 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:24,640 Hell yeah. 573 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:27,280 And if you want the best chicken parm calzone 574 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:29,120 that's made out of steak, dude. 575 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:29,960 Oh yeah. 576 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:32,240 And wants the mystery meat that's still tasty, hell yeah. 577 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:33,080 It was nice, dude. 578 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:33,920 I'm not complaining. 579 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:35,600 That was really good. 580 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:37,200 As long as it's not gamey, right? 581 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:38,520 Yeah, man, I ate that whole thing. 582 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,440 And be gay, but that's not me. 583 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,280 Yeah. 584 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:42,120 Oh, shit. 585 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:45,800 That was a stretch. 586 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,520 That was a fact. 587 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:50,200 That was fun, you had a homegrown last night, right JJ? 588 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,040 How'd that go? 589 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:51,880 It happened. 590 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,520 Jonathan did an hour. 591 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:55,360 An hour? 592 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:56,200 Yeah, an hour long. 593 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:57,480 That's fucking sick as hell. 594 00:15:57,480 --> 00:16:01,080 I think it ended up being like 54, kind of, 595 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:02,240 but damn near an hour. 596 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:03,080 So shout out to him. 597 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:03,920 I mean, damn. 598 00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:05,960 So I had to shout out Keenan Worthington, 599 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,280 who will be on the podcast later. 600 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:08,120 Soon. 601 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:08,960 Hell yeah. 602 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:09,780 Next couple weeks. 603 00:16:09,780 --> 00:16:10,620 Two weeks. 604 00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:11,760 Something like that. 605 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:14,040 Fucking, I call him the tickler. 606 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:14,960 You'll see why. 607 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,280 He's got soul, dude. 608 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:18,440 Don't put his picture. 609 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:21,000 He's got soul. 610 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:21,840 It's white. 611 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:23,160 I think it's like 2018, dude. 612 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:27,200 He keeps changing his name on Instagram. 613 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:28,440 It's American Jester right now. 614 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:30,320 It's American Jester right now. 615 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:32,240 It was like, I don't know what the fuck it was. 616 00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:35,080 It's like different, like number one comedian. 617 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:38,240 Like he'll just make it random shit. 618 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:41,880 My boy Jack Duggs, Mud Juggs, he also does that. 619 00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:43,640 Now he's like Mr. Jackie's. 620 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:44,880 That's why, okay. 621 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:45,720 You can't search him. 622 00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:47,280 He makes it hard to message him. 623 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:48,920 He's a hard man to pin down. 624 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:51,400 Cause I wanna put JD, cause that's what it was. 625 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:52,240 JD comedy or something like that. 626 00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:54,360 It was Jack Duggle comedy. 627 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:55,960 Comedy for a little bit. 628 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:57,160 Oh, okay. 629 00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:58,560 I don't know what it is right now. 630 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,120 Carson did something similar. 631 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,960 Carson was, were a little clever though. 632 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:05,040 Cause he did something with his last name or some shit. 633 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:06,000 But I don't remember. 634 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,400 You don't have to worry about me changing shit 635 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,200 cause I barely check it. 636 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,280 I'll post stuff. 637 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,320 Dom Carmody. 638 00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:13,200 Dom Carmody. 639 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,040 Domody. 640 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:15,280 Stand up Domody. 641 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:16,120 Never. 642 00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:19,600 Just look up, just spell it wrong and you'll find it. 643 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,240 Dom Carmody. 644 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:22,080 Dom Carmody. 645 00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:24,920 That's what I got. 646 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:25,760 Dom Carmody. 647 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:27,280 That's your convict. 648 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,560 That's your convict really. 649 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:30,440 It's Alex Comdy. 650 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,680 C-O-M-D-E-Y. 651 00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:33,760 Okay, we missed a couple. 652 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:34,600 We missed a word. 653 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:35,880 I mean a letter or two in there. 654 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:36,720 I switched them around. 655 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:37,560 Is my misspelled through? 656 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:38,400 It's the same, yes. 657 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,280 It's Alex Comdy. 658 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:41,640 C-O-M-D-E. Where? 659 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:42,680 In Dom's phone. 660 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:43,520 Oh, okay. 661 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:47,600 Some of us can't spell that well. 662 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,560 And that's okay. 663 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:49,400 Yeah. 664 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:50,240 Yeah, as you'll see, 665 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:52,800 Brent Reed's name is probably spelled incorrectly. 666 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:55,480 W-E-E-D. 667 00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:57,520 Brent Reed. 668 00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:58,360 420, baby. 669 00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:00,200 Yeah, 420. 670 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:01,280 Brent Reed, dude. 671 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,800 But yeah, the second half is gonna be great. 672 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:05,640 I think we got, 673 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:08,160 I think we'll have Dan with the Noobs again back this week. 674 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:09,000 Oh yeah. 675 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,240 I said this week for some reason. 676 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:11,600 But back this week. 677 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:14,240 Back this week and then we got the great Brent Reed. 678 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:15,080 Hell yeah. 679 00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:16,200 And it's a good one. 680 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:17,040 It's a banger, dude. 681 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:17,880 It's a banger. 682 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:18,960 He gives out a lot of good advice. 683 00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:20,160 A lot of cool stories. 684 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:21,440 Hell yeah. 685 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:23,240 And Jack pulls up some good information. 686 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:24,680 Ooh, Jack really shines. 687 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:26,920 He went deep in his bag. 688 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:27,760 He went deep in his bag. 689 00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:28,720 This one was really good, 690 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:29,560 because everybody, 691 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:31,200 yeah, y'all see, everyone shines. 692 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,040 This is a good time. 693 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:32,880 Yeah, yeah. 694 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:34,160 All right, see you later. 695 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:35,000 All right. 696 00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:42,800 Hello and thank you for joining the Moonshine News Report. 697 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,000 I'm Dan Price. 698 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,240 And I'm Sierra Moses. 699 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:48,400 The world lost some vitamin C this week. 700 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:50,880 The juice has officially been squeezed. 701 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,520 OJ Simpson leaves behind five children, 702 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:55,480 an impressive football legacy, 703 00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:57,320 a questionable criminal record, 704 00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:59,120 and a failed glove model career. 705 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,200 The Donald Trump hush money trial 706 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,880 began in New York this week. 707 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:05,440 It was a mostly mundane affair 708 00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:07,400 with administrative and court procedures 709 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:08,760 taking up most of the week. 710 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:10,360 But there was one bright spot. 711 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:14,480 Caitlin Clark, the number one pick 712 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:16,680 in the 2024 WNBA draft 713 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:19,800 was selected by the Indiana Fever this past week. 714 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,400 Many are celebrating her success, 715 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,520 including country music singer Tim McGraw, 716 00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:27,080 who wore her jersey at his concert in Indianapolis. 717 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:29,440 Caitlin Clark's Fever jerseys have sold out 718 00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:31,840 at large companies such as Nike and Fanatics, 719 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:33,200 and fans will have to wait months 720 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:35,080 before they're back in store. 721 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:38,200 Many purchases were made by 19-year-old fraternity boys 722 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:39,600 desperate to get laid, 723 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,680 and of course, Dan Price. 724 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,080 I'm a big fan. 725 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:46,360 The women's basketball phenom holds numerous records 726 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:48,800 and is the all-time leading scorer 727 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:51,080 for NCAA men's and women's. 728 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:53,800 She's the greatest white basketball player 729 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:54,920 since Steph Curry. 730 00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:59,760 Many celebrated 420 on Saturday, 731 00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:01,600 a cannabis-oriented holiday, 732 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,560 and Domino's most profitable day of the year. 733 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:07,200 Activities included binge-watching TV shows, 734 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,120 binge-eating bags of chips, 735 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,440 and ignoring calls from your mother. 736 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:13,800 What many don't know is that the holiday originated 737 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:16,680 in 1971 San Rafael, California, 738 00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:19,480 when a group of five high schoolers called the Waldos 739 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:21,720 used 420 in connection with a search 740 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,520 for an abandoned cannabis crop 741 00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:26,040 based on a treasure map left by the grower. 742 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:28,480 And if that ain't the highest shit you ever heard. 743 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:32,120 The first publicly acknowledged dogfight 744 00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:34,560 between a human-piloted aircraft 745 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:36,680 and an AI-controlled aircraft 746 00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:39,480 was announced this week by the US military. 747 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,680 The dogfight was part of an exercise 748 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:46,080 called Operation Skynet, sponsored by Cyberdyne. 749 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:48,920 I mean, guys, watch a movie, will ya? 750 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:52,960 DARPA did not acknowledge who won the dogfight 751 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,440 because the machines have threatened 752 00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,800 to kill all of their families if they snitch. 753 00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:00,000 Jojo Siwa sparked controversy 754 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,320 when she took to the red carpet 755 00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:03,480 wearing an all-black rocker glam look 756 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,240 resembling Gene Simmons, 757 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:07,200 very different than the tutus and neon bows 758 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,760 we're used to seeing on her. 759 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:10,680 Many have criticized her new look online, 760 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:14,120 which is in association with her angsty new song, Karma, 761 00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:16,200 which ironically is also gonna be her stage name 762 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:17,160 in 10 years. 763 00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:21,720 When asked about the dramatic look, Jojo said, 764 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:24,400 "'No one in my generation has made this extreme 765 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:26,760 "'of a switch,' which is what every girl says 766 00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:28,920 "'when she starts wearing winged eyeliner.'" 767 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:34,560 Former Philadelphia Eagles center Jason Kelsey 768 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:37,640 revealed that he lost his Super Bowl ring 769 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:41,720 in a pool of chili at an event in Cincinnati. 770 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:44,120 It's a fitting end to a Super Bowl ring 771 00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:46,760 that died as so many before it lived, 772 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:49,520 escaping the fingers of Philadelphia players. 773 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:53,960 New York City is considering a measure to use 774 00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:56,680 a special bait laced with birth control drugs 775 00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:59,080 to control the rat population. 776 00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:02,000 One beneficial side effect of using birth control on rats 777 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,240 is fewer rat mood swings, 778 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,600 although they will still be able to remind you 779 00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:08,480 of everything you've ever done wrong 780 00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:11,120 during an argument about how to load the dishwasher. 781 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:14,880 Well, that does it for the Moonshine News Report. 782 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:15,800 Thank you for joining us. 783 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:16,920 I'm Dan Price. 784 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,600 And I'm Sierra Moses. 785 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,000 Don't shoot the messengers. 786 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:24,800 This week's featured comedian. 787 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:28,040 My dad is like a blue collar construction worker guy, 788 00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,760 which surprises people because, you know, 789 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:31,920 I look like Rachel Maddow's Bitmoji. 790 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:36,920 I called him today and I was like, hey man, how's it going? 791 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,760 He's like, brother, if I was any better, I'd be twins. 792 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:46,000 Can someone here explain to me what the f**k that means? 793 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:48,920 If I was any better, I'd be two people? 794 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:50,560 I don't get it. 795 00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:51,600 He always had those phrases. 796 00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:53,720 My favorite one growing up, he'd be working on something 797 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:55,240 and I'd give him advice and he'd go, 798 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,360 Brent, I'm the one f**king this pig, 799 00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:58,680 you're the one holding it down. 800 00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:03,680 You give her a down? 801 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:05,440 I was like, all right, well, I'm six. 802 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:13,200 You just taught me bestiality, non-consensual sex 803 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,760 and metaphor, all in one. 804 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:17,280 Pretty good. 805 00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:20,400 JJ, we've got a really special guest today, don't we? 806 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,040 We do, very special guest. 807 00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:22,880 Very. 808 00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:24,680 I believe our first out of town. 809 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:25,560 It's our first. 810 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:27,240 Out of town comedian, man. 811 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:30,960 He's a Huntsville slash North Alabama legend. 812 00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:32,120 Legend of the game. 813 00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:34,680 Couple of appearances on Kill Tony. 814 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:38,160 He's a regular at the mothership in Austin. 815 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:41,240 You can see him at Creek in the Cave, Vulcan, 816 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:44,240 Black Rabbit, various other venues. 817 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:47,320 It is my absolute pleasure to announce that our guest 818 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:49,520 for today is Mr. Brent Reed. 819 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:50,360 Hey! 820 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:54,000 Thank you, fellas, thanks for having me. 821 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,880 Hell yeah, thanks for coming on, man. 822 00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:58,240 I'm very hungover from hanging out last night. 823 00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:01,640 You guys crushed on the roast battle. 824 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:02,480 Oh, appreciate it. 825 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,600 It was such a good rant, dude. 826 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,800 You guys could tell you wrote together. 827 00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:08,160 Sorry. 828 00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:09,520 Breaking the fourth wall there, but you could tell, 829 00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:11,000 I mean, just from a comics standpoint, 830 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,960 you could tell you guys workshopped it. 831 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,440 It was, dude, it was fucking great. 832 00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:16,600 Yeah, cause you told it, I would do, we were like, 833 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:19,320 I was shitting bull, cause I went back and watched, 834 00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:21,240 watched him and I'm like, dude, I just don't want to bomb 835 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:23,360 cause you, they have some bombs on there. 836 00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:25,760 Well, that's what's scary about roasts is 837 00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:28,000 you can't work those jokes out, right? 838 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:31,200 The first time you say them out loud is into a microphone 839 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:32,040 in front of people. 840 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:33,960 So you hope they're funny. 841 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:35,680 You have good instincts, you know, 842 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:38,600 but sometimes it doesn't hit. 843 00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:41,840 The one that I lost, I, you know, I feel like I was, 844 00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:45,800 I was Dylan Carlino and he's a very good friend of mine. 845 00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:48,800 Great comic, funniest, he won the funniest person 846 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:51,040 in Austin competition, Cab City. 847 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:52,000 What's his name? 848 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,120 Dylan Carlino. 849 00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:55,440 He has a podcast called Some of This is Bad. 850 00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:56,840 It's him and Colton Dowling. 851 00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:59,600 They're so funny, two very funny gay comics. 852 00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:02,200 Not because I hate their material, 853 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:03,720 they're actually sexually gay. 854 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:04,560 Yeah. 855 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:05,400 Yeah. 856 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:06,240 Yeah. 857 00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:07,080 Yeah. 858 00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:07,920 Yeah. 859 00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:08,760 Yeah. 860 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:12,000 But Dylan beat me and I feel like I had him 861 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:17,000 and I told a joke about like his dead sister, 862 00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:18,720 who was like five. 863 00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:19,560 Oh, yeah. 864 00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:20,400 Yeah. 865 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:21,240 Yeah. 866 00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:25,080 Completely lost the crowd. 867 00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:28,200 And then his rebuttal crushed. 868 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,400 So then I was just dead in the water for the rest. 869 00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:33,000 I mean, I had a couple of zingers after that. 870 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:33,840 Like I was fine. 871 00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:35,680 It was a good round overall. 872 00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:37,080 It got me booked again. 873 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:38,200 Cause that's what matters is like, 874 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:40,640 you just want to do well and then get booked again. 875 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:41,480 Right. 876 00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:42,960 So it was fine, but I feel like I would have won 877 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:44,680 if I hadn't had told that joke. 878 00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:46,440 And his rebuttal was so far. 879 00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:47,280 Yeah. Yeah. 880 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:48,880 And his rebuttal was, he's very good. 881 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:51,000 Dylan is very good on the spies. 882 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:51,880 Podcast is really good. 883 00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:53,080 He's very good improvising. 884 00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:54,400 This him right here, right? 885 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:55,240 Yeah. Oh yeah. 886 00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:56,080 Dylan. 887 00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:56,920 Yeah. 888 00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:59,200 He's going to love this by the way. 889 00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:01,760 He's a fucking pretentious piece of shit. 890 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,080 I'm pretty, does he have like a- 891 00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:03,920 Just kidding. 892 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:05,760 He's not pretentious. 893 00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:06,720 I love him. 894 00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:07,560 Wait, I think we saw- 895 00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:08,400 That's very safe. 896 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:13,400 He had the denim jacket on with a white wool. 897 00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:15,120 I think that was him. 898 00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:15,960 Yeah. 899 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:16,800 Tall or gay guy. 900 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:18,000 Yeah. Tall, handsome. 901 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:18,840 Yeah. 902 00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:19,680 Yeah. 903 00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:20,520 He crashes. 904 00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:21,360 He was funny. 905 00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:22,200 Yeah. 906 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,040 He has the whole thing, like his opener, 907 00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:25,320 well not to ruin his material, 908 00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:29,160 but he acknowledges the fact that he looks straight up top. 909 00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:30,640 And what am I roast for him? 910 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:34,080 I said that he, what was it? 911 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:34,920 I'm high. 912 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:39,920 I said, oh, I was like, Dylan thinks he presents as straight, 913 00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:43,160 which I would totally agree with 914 00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:45,440 if you sealed his mouth and asshole shut. 915 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:46,280 Oh, yeah. 916 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:47,280 Hell yeah. 917 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:48,280 Hell yeah. 918 00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:53,280 I remember the first time I saw you, it was at Epic. 919 00:26:58,560 --> 00:26:59,400 Yeah. 920 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:00,640 And you did 15 and crushed. 921 00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:02,040 I mean, smash. 922 00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:03,120 And it was so good, 923 00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:04,800 cause you have a joke, I'm not gonna give it away, 924 00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:07,520 but it's about how women can have friends in the bathroom 925 00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:08,840 and men don't. 926 00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,080 And I went to the bathroom, 927 00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:12,120 we just stood there for a second of silence. 928 00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:14,480 And then the dude was like, I guess we're friends now. 929 00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:16,760 I'm like, yeah, we start high fiving while pissing. 930 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,480 That should happen. 931 00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,680 I genuinely believe that when I do that judge. 932 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:21,800 I think it's funny, 933 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:23,640 girls make friends in the bathroom all the time. 934 00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:25,960 Guys are so weirded out by it. 935 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:29,080 But it's like, we're all pissing, we all got dicks. 936 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:29,920 Some of us. 937 00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:30,760 Yeah. 938 00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:33,160 I'm actually made into some bad ass. 939 00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:34,440 I wouldn't even need one, dude. 940 00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:36,240 I wouldn't even know what to do. 941 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:37,920 But he's got a really cute pussy. 942 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:45,800 Damn dude, Dom, I'm not asking this guy any questions, dude. 943 00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:47,160 You have fun, dude. 944 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:48,000 I'm walking out. 945 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,680 I'm sorry, I take it back. 946 00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:50,520 It's okay. 947 00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:52,760 But Epic Comedy Hour is fun. 948 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:55,200 That was like one of my goals starting out in comedy 949 00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:56,840 was to do Epic Comedy Hour. 950 00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:58,960 It was really cool to come back and do it 951 00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:00,280 and see you guys and stuff. 952 00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:03,560 Epic is like, if you're new in comedy and you're in Huntsville, 953 00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:05,400 Epic Comedy Hour should be a goal. 954 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:06,920 Oh, 100%. 955 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,200 There's something I did up top was, 956 00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:09,960 did we talk about like comedy on this? 957 00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:10,920 Yeah, that's what it is. 958 00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:11,760 Okay. 959 00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:14,680 I've always seen clips. 960 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:19,400 But that was one thing I did when I first started off 961 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:21,800 was I set short-term goals for myself. 962 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:22,640 And it worked out. 963 00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:24,240 I was like, literally one of them at first 964 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:27,000 was to make a dollar doing stand-up comedy. 965 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,000 And now I've made multiple dollars, at least seven. 966 00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:35,120 But yeah, that was like a goal. 967 00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:37,880 One of them was to just host at Stand-Up Live. 968 00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,920 They told me you were like the main guy they went to. 969 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:46,040 It was me, Scott, and Elliot kind of on rotation. 970 00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:47,880 And I definitely got a lot, 971 00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:50,880 the booker definitely gave me a few bones 972 00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:52,040 right before I left. 973 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,160 She was booking me a lot. 974 00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:54,000 Okay, good. 975 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,640 Which it was, I'm so, Lucy Sinsheimer, 976 00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:57,760 I'm so thankful for her. 977 00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:00,440 She, yeah, she, I thought, I don't know, 978 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:01,520 when I told her I was gonna move, 979 00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:03,320 I thought she was gonna book me less. 980 00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:05,960 And she gave me a shit ton of work there at the end. 981 00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:07,040 It helped me save money. 982 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:09,960 And also it was like, I met like Brian Simpson, for example, 983 00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:11,680 that changed my entire trajectory 984 00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:15,160 once I got to Austin, so shout out, shout out Lucy. 985 00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:18,040 Shout out Brian, is that who your connect was in Austin? 986 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:20,360 Yeah, so this is a cool story. 987 00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:21,840 And I've never told it on a podcast, 988 00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:23,560 and I've been excited to tell it on a podcast. 989 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:24,800 Oh hell yeah. 990 00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:29,800 So I opened for Brian Simpson when he came to Huntsville, 991 00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:31,520 which is normally what I say, 992 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:32,360 because that's just a shorter, 993 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:35,040 but really what happened is Scott was hosting for him. 994 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:37,080 I went up and met him, and I was like, 995 00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:39,840 yeah, I'm a comic here, I'm moving to Austin soon. 996 00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:41,160 He's like, you're moving to Austin? 997 00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:42,000 I was like, yeah, and he was like, 998 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,640 you wanna do a guest spot on the next show? 999 00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:45,480 And I was like, absolutely. 1000 00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:48,760 So I actually wasn't even booked to open for Brian, 1001 00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:50,840 but I did both shows, like once I did one set, 1002 00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:52,280 he was like, you come back tomorrow. 1003 00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:53,560 And I did the other one. 1004 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:56,720 And then meanwhile, I was like going through a breakup, 1005 00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:59,200 kind of like we were still dating, 1006 00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:02,240 but she knew, we both knew that I was leaving. 1007 00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:05,840 So it was like not going well, we were fighting. 1008 00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:08,360 And I was in the green room and just talking to Brian 1009 00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:11,000 about his feature is a very good friend of mine now, 1010 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,520 Lucas McCrary, he's a door guy at the mothership. 1011 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:16,320 Very funny comic, has a show at Black Rabbit on Wednesday, 1012 00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:17,800 he's called Absolute Show. 1013 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:19,760 It's great, it's like a late night talk show. 1014 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:23,520 I think he's got a couple of those videos online too. 1015 00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:24,960 So have you seen that? 1016 00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:26,960 Yeah, it's good, huh? 1017 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:28,440 So Lucas was his feature. 1018 00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:30,160 Now we're sitting in the green room, 1019 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:32,880 I'm bitching about my girlfriend stuff and just like sad. 1020 00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:35,240 I'm like, yeah, she's in town, but not talking to me, 1021 00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:36,560 which was crazy. 1022 00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:39,760 And Brian was like, dude, let me tell you, 1023 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:41,320 he's like, just follow your dreams. 1024 00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:42,400 He was like, if it's meant to be, 1025 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:44,400 she'll be here waiting for you when you get back. 1026 00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:45,880 And I was like, 10-4 sister. 1027 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:52,720 So we hung out, then three months later, I moved to Austin. 1028 00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:55,760 I went to the bar with Lucas and stuff when he was in town. 1029 00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:57,040 We didn't really hang out with Brian much 1030 00:30:57,040 --> 00:31:01,720 outside of the shows, but he was very nice. 1031 00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:03,840 Fast forward, I moved to Austin. 1032 00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:06,920 Two weeks later, the mothership opens. 1033 00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:10,560 And then I wanted to see the inside of the room. 1034 00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:12,600 So I bought a ticket to Brian Simpson's 1035 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:14,960 Bottom of the Barrel on Tuesdays. 1036 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:19,320 And I went to the show and I walk in first off, 1037 00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:20,720 they like take your shit at the door, 1038 00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:22,240 you know, they lock your phone up. 1039 00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:24,560 I go in, who's seating people? 1040 00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:26,360 Lucas McCrary. 1041 00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:27,440 He's at the top of the stairs. 1042 00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:28,680 He's like, Brian! 1043 00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:30,600 I hadn't seen him since I'd moved. 1044 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:32,280 I don't think, I think this might've been the first time 1045 00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:33,960 I'd seen him in Austin. 1046 00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:36,040 But he also helped me out. 1047 00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:38,200 He sent me a lot of names to hit up for shows. 1048 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:39,720 None of them messaged me back. 1049 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:42,920 But he also helped me out a lot. 1050 00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:44,120 He booked me on my first day. 1051 00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:47,120 He gave me barking gigs in exchange for stage time 1052 00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:48,640 and stuff and money too. 1053 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:49,480 And that helps. 1054 00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:50,880 Yeah, Lucas is great. 1055 00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:53,400 So I walk into mothership, he's seating people. 1056 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,480 He's like, Brian, he introduces me to someone 1057 00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,160 as a very funny comedian. 1058 00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:58,360 I was about to kiss him on the lips. 1059 00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:00,160 I was like, thank you so much. 1060 00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:03,560 He goes, do you want to sit in the front or the back? 1061 00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:05,400 I was like, fucking front. 1062 00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:06,880 Like, what are we doing here? 1063 00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:08,920 He sits me right smack dab in the front. 1064 00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:11,560 And the little boy in the mothership, 1065 00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:14,040 the front is like, you can touch the comic. 1066 00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:17,440 Like it's a bar on top of the stage that your drink is on. 1067 00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:18,760 Yeah, you're so close. 1068 00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:19,920 And it's a tiny room. 1069 00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:23,120 How many people in the little boy? 1070 00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:25,720 100 people max in the little boy, it's great. 1071 00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:29,280 One of my favorite rooms in town. 1072 00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:32,840 Black Rabbit is probably, I mean, 1073 00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:35,600 Black Rabbit's great when it's full. 1074 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:37,880 But anyway, so where was I? 1075 00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:38,920 Hi. 1076 00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:39,760 You're sitting in the front. 1077 00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:42,440 Yeah, smack dab in the front. 1078 00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:44,720 Third comic up is Joe Rogan. 1079 00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:45,560 Oh shit. 1080 00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:48,080 And I was like, well, this is worth the $45 right here. 1081 00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:49,400 And instantly, by the way, 1082 00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:50,840 and I said this to you guys off camera, 1083 00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:52,280 but I think that Joe Rogan 1084 00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:55,360 is an underrated standup comedian. 1085 00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:56,180 He's great. 1086 00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:59,080 Yeah, just seeing him live was crazy. 1087 00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:00,920 And then I was like, well, 1088 00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:03,000 that's worth the $45 right there. 1089 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,920 Halfway through Brian Simpson, Sam Lopez, 1090 00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:08,080 the very funny comic, she hosts the beginning 1091 00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:10,120 and he picks up in like the last half. 1092 00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:12,760 So he picks up, I go to the shitter, I come back. 1093 00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:14,840 And as I'm sitting down into the microphone, 1094 00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:17,040 Brian goes, where do I know you from? 1095 00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:20,840 And I was like, I opened for you in Huntsville. 1096 00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:23,880 And he goes, oh shit, you left that girl? 1097 00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:24,720 No. 1098 00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:29,440 And I was like, yeah. 1099 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:32,160 And I was like, yeah, I'm here now. 1100 00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:34,520 And he goes, you wanna do the late show? 1101 00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:36,640 And I was like, absolutely. 1102 00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:37,920 And the crowd goes wild. 1103 00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:41,520 And I went, I did the late show, crushed, 1104 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:45,560 Adam E. Gitsawmi, and invited me back to do crew show, 1105 00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:47,040 which is like, or the open mic or something. 1106 00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:49,640 It's like the crew show after the open mic. 1107 00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:51,320 I did that a couple of times. 1108 00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:53,400 It took a while for me to get past. 1109 00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,000 Like I did that a few times. 1110 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,200 I think Dylan Carlino, the night, 1111 00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,200 so when I went, I didn't have the best set 1112 00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:01,240 when I got called back for the crew show. 1113 00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:02,760 Dylan, oh, that's Joe Rogan. 1114 00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:05,360 I'm glad Brandon pulled that up, 1115 00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:07,360 like nobody knows who the fuck Joe Rogan is. 1116 00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:08,840 That's a good one. 1117 00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:09,680 You never know. 1118 00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:10,520 That's a good one. 1119 00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:13,280 That's an old man right there that's confused as fuck. 1120 00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:14,720 You know what I'm saying? 1121 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:15,560 You don't know. 1122 00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:16,400 That's hilarious. 1123 00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:17,240 You don't know that. 1124 00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:21,200 So I think Dylan and my other buddy, Francisco Reen Cohn, 1125 00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:24,120 I think they both got past, and I didn't really. 1126 00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:25,960 Like they got past the night that I was like, 1127 00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:28,680 I guess auditioning sort of, or he was like watching me again. 1128 00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:30,120 But they like, I think I followed, 1129 00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:32,720 I remember following Francisco and Francisco crushed. 1130 00:34:32,720 --> 00:34:34,400 And then I did fine. 1131 00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:35,880 It was a tough follow. 1132 00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:39,200 And Francisco, very funny comic. 1133 00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:43,080 So, oh yeah. 1134 00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:44,480 So yeah, it took forever. 1135 00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:49,360 And then eventually somebody told me that I was on the list. 1136 00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:50,200 One of the door guys was like, 1137 00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:53,120 you know you're on the list to call in on Mondays. 1138 00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:54,280 And what's Mondays? 1139 00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:56,960 Oh, I call the mothership on Mondays 1140 00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:58,520 and give them my avails. 1141 00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:01,040 And then they give me spots for the week. 1142 00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:01,880 Oh shit. 1143 00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:02,760 Or whatever. 1144 00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:06,760 But I only, right now I'm getting like one a month 1145 00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:10,240 on a weekend and then I get two bottom of the barrels a week. 1146 00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:13,440 So that's like, I'm a paid regular technically, I guess. 1147 00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:15,560 Hey, that's the voice that is. 1148 00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:18,680 I'm paid there and I go regularly. 1149 00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:21,520 You fit the description. 1150 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:23,440 Yeah, I feel like that's paid regular right now. 1151 00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:25,000 But there was no like ceremony. 1152 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,200 I wanted to be knighted. 1153 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:28,400 You know? 1154 00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:31,400 But yeah, it was a long process. 1155 00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:32,680 I've been there a year now and it was, 1156 00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:34,400 I mean I guess that's not that long. 1157 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:39,080 But it felt like a long time. 1158 00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:42,080 So that's my mothership story. 1159 00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:42,920 Brian helped me out a lot. 1160 00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:47,080 So now he gives me a couple extra spots a month 1161 00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:48,960 and he did my podcast. 1162 00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:50,880 I literally just sent him the premise. 1163 00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:51,720 I was like, hey, what do you think? 1164 00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:52,560 You wanna do my podcast? 1165 00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:53,400 And he was like, yeah. 1166 00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:56,600 And I gave him a date and he was like, 1167 00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:58,200 no, I can't do that date. 1168 00:35:58,200 --> 00:35:59,520 Can you do this date? 1169 00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:00,480 And we locked it in. 1170 00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:01,320 He showed up. 1171 00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:04,160 I was so nervous until I saw him walk into the creek 1172 00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:06,040 in the gay where I'm recording it. 1173 00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:08,360 Because I was like, there's no way this is actually happening. 1174 00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:10,480 And then he showed up and he was so nice. 1175 00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:12,240 And he was like asking me about, 1176 00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:14,240 he was like, you getting paid and all this stuff. 1177 00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:16,200 He's, yeah, he's a pal. 1178 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:17,240 He's also hard to read. 1179 00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:19,320 I guess it's the military thing. 1180 00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:20,160 He feels like. 1181 00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:22,320 Well, he's one of those blacks that always looks sleepy. 1182 00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:24,800 He's just a sleepy motherfucker. 1183 00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:26,240 I swear to God, I got a boy like that. 1184 00:36:26,240 --> 00:36:27,200 He was like, wake up. 1185 00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:29,320 When I saw him in Huntsville, 1186 00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:30,760 yeah, his eyes were almost closed. 1187 00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:32,960 He smokes a lot of weed. 1188 00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:36,320 Yeah, but that's, yeah, he's my boy. 1189 00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:37,360 I appreciate him. 1190 00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:38,360 He's helped me out a lot. 1191 00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:40,000 It's dope you got him on there, man. 1192 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:40,840 Yeah. 1193 00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:42,040 It's the Spooky Fun Time podcast. 1194 00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:42,880 Yeah, Spooky Fun Time. 1195 00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:44,840 It's got three episodes out now. 1196 00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:46,800 I was watching a clip where you were talking about 1197 00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:49,640 the Nightmare on Elm Street parody. 1198 00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:51,720 Like the Dream Warriors or whatever. 1199 00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:52,880 It's the third sequel. 1200 00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:55,880 It's like, well, it's the third movie in the series. 1201 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,840 Oh, it's an actual, I thought it was a parody movie. 1202 00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,240 No, no, brother. 1203 00:36:59,240 --> 00:37:00,160 That is the movie. 1204 00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:01,160 It's wild. 1205 00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:02,000 That is insane. 1206 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,120 It's Nightmare on Elm Street 3 Dream Warriors. 1207 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:06,480 It's like an actual sequel to the first one. 1208 00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:08,040 The second one kind of goes. 1209 00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:08,880 Okay, let's see. 1210 00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:10,280 Let's see it. 1211 00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:14,400 The second one, yeah, Nightmare on Elm Street 3. 1212 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:15,240 Mayor. 1213 00:37:15,240 --> 00:37:16,080 Mayor. 1214 00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:21,560 Brandon, I fucking love you. 1215 00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:22,400 I love you too, man. 1216 00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:23,240 I love you too. 1217 00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:24,960 I'm gonna come over there and kiss you on the lips. 1218 00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:29,520 You got wrestling action figures on your desk. 1219 00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:30,840 How do you know this, man? 1220 00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:33,360 Dude, so you know a lot of people in this world 1221 00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:35,320 have different eras that they like. 1222 00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:37,840 And with wrestling, I wanna know, what were you, 1223 00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:38,680 attitude era? 1224 00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:39,520 Attitude era. 1225 00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:41,520 Big attitude era guy. 1226 00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:42,960 Because that was like the 90s, right? 1227 00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:45,680 I was born in 92, so like the Stone Cold Steve Austin, 1228 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:48,320 the Rock feud is very prominent in my memory. 1229 00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:52,680 And then I guess, I don't know what's after attitude era. 1230 00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:55,120 Is it still like the early 2000s, is that considered? 1231 00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:57,480 No, they changed it up around that. 1232 00:37:57,480 --> 00:38:01,040 So it's like when you get to like 1999 and then 2000, 1233 00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:02,840 then they made it the PG era, right? 1234 00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:03,680 Oh yeah. 1235 00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:05,480 What about ruthless aggression, dude? 1236 00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:06,320 Oh yeah. 1237 00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:07,960 That's like 2003, 2002. 1238 00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:09,880 Okay, so that may be ruthless aggression, 1239 00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:11,200 maybe where I'm at. 1240 00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:13,680 I remember like heel John Cena. 1241 00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:14,520 Oh hell yeah. 1242 00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:16,560 And I was a big like Rob Van Dam guy. 1243 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:19,600 I remember ECW one night stand. 1244 00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:23,240 You guys seen that where Rob Van Dam versus John Cena? 1245 00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:24,800 Oh shit, we're going all over the place. 1246 00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:25,640 Yeah. 1247 00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:27,520 You got him geeked up now. 1248 00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:30,760 We'll get back to nightmare on that one. 1249 00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:32,000 Hold up now, let me get you out. 1250 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,560 Yeah, y'all don't need to let me drive this motherfucker. 1251 00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:36,640 We'll be all over the place. 1252 00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:37,480 Look at this, right? 1253 00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:38,800 He said that. 1254 00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:40,800 Well, it's three lattice. 1255 00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:43,080 Oh, I didn't even know John Cena was in ECW. 1256 00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,600 Well, so this was WWE, 1257 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:48,800 but they did a ECW one night stand. 1258 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:51,320 I guess there was like a merger was the whole storyline 1259 00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:54,520 was like, WW was taken over versus ECW. 1260 00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:57,040 So they do it, it looks like ECW. 1261 00:38:57,040 --> 00:39:01,280 And of course like Rob Van Dam, they fucking love him. 1262 00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:03,000 He's like the ECW guy. 1263 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:06,360 So in this match, John Cena was a face, 1264 00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,720 but in this match he was getting booed the whole, 1265 00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:09,960 he was the heel. 1266 00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:11,160 But he still was John Cena. 1267 00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:12,080 He was trying to be the good guy. 1268 00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:15,240 Like he gets in the ring, he throws his shirt into the crowd 1269 00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:16,680 and they throw it back. 1270 00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:18,400 And he does it three times. 1271 00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:20,800 He keeps throwing it back in the crowd. 1272 00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:21,920 They keep throwing it back. 1273 00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:24,040 It is such a cool match. 1274 00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:25,840 Imagine if he would have won that night, man. 1275 00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:26,960 Yeah, oh, they would have. 1276 00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:29,400 Oh dude, if John Cena would have won, 1277 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,320 they would have burnt that motherfucker down. 1278 00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:32,960 I swear to God, you're right. 1279 00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:35,360 Yeah, they probably, they might have changed it 1280 00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,920 halfway through like, hey dude, they're gonna fucking kill us. 1281 00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:39,640 That's what happened on this WrestleMania. 1282 00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:40,760 You remember what the, what was it? 1283 00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:42,520 It was supposed to be like the Rock versus Roman Reigns. 1284 00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:43,360 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1285 00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:45,200 And then like, they were like, nah, fuck that, man. 1286 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:49,320 It's time for Dusty Rose or Cody Rose to come on out there. 1287 00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:50,160 Cody Rose, not Dusty. 1288 00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:51,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1289 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,280 You like Dusty though, that's his dad. 1290 00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:53,120 Oh, hell yeah. 1291 00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:53,960 Yeah. 1292 00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:54,800 American Dream, right? 1293 00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:55,640 Yes, yeah, good dude. 1294 00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:56,480 He's great. 1295 00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:57,320 Is he Memphis? 1296 00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:58,160 Where was he from? 1297 00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,720 I think it was Memphis because didn't he do it in NWA? 1298 00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:01,560 Yeah. 1299 00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:03,560 Because he wasn't in WCW. 1300 00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:04,800 Okay, my roommate. 1301 00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:05,960 Well, he was later. 1302 00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:07,480 My roommate would definitely know. 1303 00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:09,000 Zack's like a big wrestling guy. 1304 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:09,840 Because I remember in 82. 1305 00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:10,720 I'm starting to notice that, 1306 00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:12,440 like a lot of comics are wrestling now. 1307 00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:13,440 Yeah, well, yeah. 1308 00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:14,280 A lot of artistic comics. 1309 00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:17,040 Yeah, I got a little autism there, man. 1310 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:17,880 Yeah. 1311 00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:18,720 Yeah. 1312 00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:21,320 Zack, Hedrick was my roommate, 1313 00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:23,080 one of my roommates was a wrestler. 1314 00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:25,320 He was like a, he did backyard shit 1315 00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:27,280 and he did a couple of real shows. 1316 00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:28,240 That's the dude from here, right? 1317 00:40:28,240 --> 00:40:29,920 Yeah, his signature was a shooting star press. 1318 00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:30,760 You know what that is? 1319 00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:31,600 Yeah, that's where- 1320 00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:32,440 Fucking Gainer off the top broke. 1321 00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:33,640 Brock Lesnar broke his fucking neck. 1322 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:34,480 That's right. 1323 00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:35,320 Oh, shit. 1324 00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:37,080 It's like a back flip forward kinda? 1325 00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:38,720 Yeah, you're jumping forward, 1326 00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:40,600 but your momentum is going, you do a back flip. 1327 00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:41,440 Oh, shit. 1328 00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:42,800 Yeah, it's a Gainer. 1329 00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:44,320 He could do that, like pull it on? 1330 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:45,160 Yeah. 1331 00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:46,000 That's a risk. 1332 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:46,840 And how do you practice that? 1333 00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:48,680 How do you figure out how you can do that? 1334 00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:50,360 That's a good question. 1335 00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,720 They had a wrestling ring in their backyard 1336 00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:55,880 and they would just practice shit and get hurt 1337 00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:56,960 and get back up and do it again. 1338 00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:58,920 He quit because he broke some shit. 1339 00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:01,320 I can't remember, it's like both shoulders or some ribs. 1340 00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:02,160 I bet. 1341 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:03,920 Yeah, dude, he fucked himself up 1342 00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:05,720 and then now he's a standup comedian. 1343 00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:09,520 He needed to get on a DDP program. 1344 00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:10,360 Yeah, yeah. 1345 00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:11,280 And do yoga and shit. 1346 00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:13,800 Oh, so Nightmare on Elm Street 3. 1347 00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:14,640 I love it. 1348 00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:15,480 I love it. 1349 00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:17,000 I love this podcast. 1350 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:20,040 I just like how you guys let me talk about it. 1351 00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:21,720 All right, so thank you so much, Brandon. 1352 00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:22,560 Oh, yeah. 1353 00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:23,560 You're doing great, sweetie. 1354 00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:25,400 This movie's wild. 1355 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:27,440 Yeah, this was like, it's so cartoonish. 1356 00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:28,280 Like. 1357 00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:30,080 Oh, it's got Loris Fishburne in it. 1358 00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:33,200 Yeah, yeah, he's on the credits as Larry Fishburne. 1359 00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:36,560 He was Larry when this movie came out. 1360 00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:39,160 But he's just a, it's funny that they put him 1361 00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:40,000 on that poster. 1362 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,480 He's just like the custodian. 1363 00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:44,040 Of course. 1364 00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:44,880 You gotta get that credit. 1365 00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:47,440 He's not even really a main character. 1366 00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:48,520 They had to put one black guy. 1367 00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:49,360 Yeah. 1368 00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:50,200 They had to. 1369 00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:51,240 Well, there is, one of the kids, 1370 00:41:51,240 --> 00:41:52,720 so I always say kids. 1371 00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:55,560 One of the teens, I guess, they're playing teenagers. 1372 00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:58,120 They all have superpowers in the dreams. 1373 00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:00,040 So this is an actual sequel to the first one. 1374 00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:01,760 The second one kind of does its own thing. 1375 00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:03,400 The third one has a lot of the old, 1376 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:05,480 like Nancy, the main, the final girl from the first one. 1377 00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:06,840 I was gonna say she's on the left, right? 1378 00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:07,680 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1379 00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:08,600 It has her dad in it. 1380 00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:11,320 Like people that were in the first movie that kind of, 1381 00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:13,040 and then there's these new teenagers 1382 00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:15,360 that are all in this insane asylum. 1383 00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:18,760 And Freddie's picking them off one at a time 1384 00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:21,040 and making it look like suicides. 1385 00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:22,120 And they all have superpowers in it, 1386 00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:23,880 but the black guy has super strength. 1387 00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:27,760 The main girl, the blonde, 1388 00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:31,400 she can like pull everybody in her dreams to like help her. 1389 00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:33,200 And she's also like an acrobat. 1390 00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:38,240 Her fucking power is throwing other people under the bus. 1391 00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:39,480 This is now your problem. 1392 00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:41,360 I'm literally just doing the clip now. 1393 00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:46,360 But yeah, it's a great movie. 1394 00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:48,440 It's one of my favorites. 1395 00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:49,260 It's so funny. 1396 00:42:49,260 --> 00:42:51,760 I love a horror comedy. 1397 00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:53,080 Yeah, I was gonna ask you that. 1398 00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:54,440 You're big into horror. 1399 00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,240 All horror films are just horror comedy. 1400 00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:58,920 All of them, but my favorites are usually funny. 1401 00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:01,440 And Freddie was the funniest one. 1402 00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:03,080 Yeah, he's a man. 1403 00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:05,400 Yeah, that's one of the kills. 1404 00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:07,640 He slams this lady through a fucking TV and says, 1405 00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:09,520 welcome to prime time, bitch. 1406 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:10,840 Oh, that's funny. 1407 00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:11,840 I might watch this tonight. 1408 00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:12,680 I've never seen that. 1409 00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:13,880 Oh, dude, you'll love it, Brandon. 1410 00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:14,720 It's great, dude. 1411 00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:15,720 It's so much fun. 1412 00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:16,800 I gotta start on the first one. 1413 00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:17,640 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1414 00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:18,480 Do the first one. 1415 00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:20,240 You can even skip the second one if you want. 1416 00:43:20,240 --> 00:43:21,080 Oh, damn. 1417 00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:22,640 And just do the third one. 1418 00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:25,680 Because the second one doesn't affect, 1419 00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:27,960 this one is the actual sequel to the first one. 1420 00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:29,760 The second one kind of does its own thing. 1421 00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:31,800 Kind of like how IT was, right? 1422 00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:34,120 In a way, you remember how they remade the IT? 1423 00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:34,960 Yeah, well, that was like a reboot. 1424 00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:35,800 That was a remake. 1425 00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:37,520 Oh, that was a reboot, okay. 1426 00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:39,400 Brandon also just said in there earlier, 1427 00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:40,920 he was like, what's up with all these people 1428 00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:42,360 taking Advil to party? 1429 00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:43,200 Oh, yeah. 1430 00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:45,000 I'm like, are you talking about the headache medicine? 1431 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,320 He was like, yeah, they're saying they were 1432 00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:47,160 partying and taking Advil. 1433 00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:48,400 He's talking about Adderall. 1434 00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:51,160 I was like, maybe they just don't want to have a headache. 1435 00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:52,720 I know, I was watching, I'm like, this dude, 1436 00:43:52,720 --> 00:43:54,960 he's like, I took two, well, now I know it's, 1437 00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:56,120 what's it, Adderall? 1438 00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:57,600 At first, I'm like, what's up with Advil? 1439 00:43:57,600 --> 00:43:59,640 Like, this dude was going to parties and shit. 1440 00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:01,760 Brandon's trying to buy Advil people. 1441 00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:03,320 I'm like, what the fuck it do? 1442 00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:05,920 Right now, I'm learning with Zen. 1443 00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:08,200 I'm like, what does Zen do? 1444 00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:09,960 Oh, yeah, Zen is nicotine. 1445 00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:10,800 Okay. 1446 00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:14,640 That also did not answer his question. 1447 00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:16,440 He does not know what that means. 1448 00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:18,800 I think Brandon needs to hear one of Brandon's stories. 1449 00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:19,960 Okay, yeah. 1450 00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:21,240 Pee him up, pee him up. 1451 00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:25,160 Brandon, tell our friend here, man, 1452 00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:27,280 there's so many. 1453 00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:28,960 There's so many, but you go, 1454 00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:30,840 what happened the first time you busted a nut? 1455 00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:33,960 Oh, we just got this one. 1456 00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:35,520 I've been wondering this all the time. 1457 00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:37,880 I'm glad someone asked. 1458 00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:39,880 Well, since it's on the table, 1459 00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:42,600 the first day I did this, I got scared 1460 00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:44,280 because I didn't know what was happening. 1461 00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:46,120 Because I was a kid, I didn't know shit. 1462 00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:48,280 Were you confused that your cum wasn't black? 1463 00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:52,200 Dude, dude, this was the time that I didn't even know 1464 00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:53,880 what beat me was, like, kids would come up and be like, 1465 00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:54,880 hey man, you beat your meat. 1466 00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:56,760 And I'm embarrassed to say this now, 1467 00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:58,280 but I used to really think people were hitting on 1468 00:44:58,280 --> 00:44:59,320 like meat and shit. 1469 00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:03,000 So I would be like, what the fuck are you talking about? 1470 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:07,200 But I was, okay, so I was curious when I found out 1471 00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:09,000 and then I was doing it and then it happened 1472 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,960 and I got scared and freaked out 1473 00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:12,240 because I thought I got hurt. 1474 00:45:12,240 --> 00:45:17,240 And then I was like, this shit ain't going down. 1475 00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:20,480 Like I'm over into my family and I was like, bruh. 1476 00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:21,560 It ain't going down. 1477 00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:24,320 And then after I realized what happened, 1478 00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:25,520 I was back the next day. 1479 00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:29,400 That's amazing. 1480 00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:31,280 Then you say you were scared it was gonna explode. 1481 00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:33,880 Yes, because dude, when it happened, I was like, 1482 00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:35,320 yo, this is weird. 1483 00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:36,400 This is not right. 1484 00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:38,720 This was six years ago. 1485 00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:40,040 Because I was a kid. 1486 00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:40,880 I was a kid. 1487 00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:41,720 This is crazy. 1488 00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:42,560 I was a kid, man. 1489 00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:43,400 I was like, how old was I? 1490 00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:44,720 I was like 14. 1491 00:45:44,720 --> 00:45:45,640 Jesus Christ. 1492 00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:47,320 That's the first time you jacked off when you were 14? 1493 00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:48,360 I didn't know shit, man. 1494 00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:49,200 You might wanna tell you when I was in the- 1495 00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:50,600 I might have been 12 or 14. 1496 00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:51,960 How old were you when you jacked? 1497 00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:53,160 Definitely in junior high. 1498 00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:54,920 We were on Yahoo chat rooms. 1499 00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:55,760 Look, look. 1500 00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:56,600 Oh my God. 1501 00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:59,000 So look, you go to Yahoo chat rooms 1502 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:02,560 and then you'd be like, in for in, nude for nude. 1503 00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:03,400 And then you would go there, 1504 00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:05,840 but no chat rooms would do it besides the lesbians. 1505 00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:07,760 Now I know it was just guys doing the same thing 1506 00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:08,600 we were doing. 1507 00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:10,280 But we would all go in there and send a neck of pictures 1508 00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:11,760 and then they would send us one back. 1509 00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:14,360 That is so funny. 1510 00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:16,080 Be like fake pictures of Christina Aguilera 1511 00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:16,920 and shit like that. 1512 00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:17,960 Yeah, I've never thought of- 1513 00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:19,280 I definitely did shit like that too. 1514 00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:21,600 Never crossed my mind that it was just another dude 1515 00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:23,320 like me on the other side. 1516 00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:25,080 I didn't think about it till recently. 1517 00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:25,920 I was like, dude, those were definitely dudes. 1518 00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:27,720 That is so goddamn funny. 1519 00:46:27,720 --> 00:46:29,440 Until he tried to get back on there. 1520 00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:32,240 And he was like, oh. 1521 00:46:32,240 --> 00:46:34,880 Wait, so you said that it would look like girl, 1522 00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:35,960 but it wouldn't be? 1523 00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:37,520 No, no, it would be like real pictures. 1524 00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:38,360 Okay. 1525 00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:40,280 But we're talking like we're like sex talking to them. 1526 00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:41,680 Yeah, you would have cyber. 1527 00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:42,520 Oh shit. 1528 00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:43,360 Cyber sex? 1529 00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:44,200 Yeah, cyber sex. 1530 00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:45,440 I saw you talking about getting tricked. 1531 00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:46,280 Like that shit. 1532 00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:47,720 Yeah, Jay, you're probably too young to remember that. 1533 00:46:47,720 --> 00:46:48,560 Oh hell yeah, that's the way. 1534 00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:52,920 No, it was, I was like 12, but that was like 2015. 1535 00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:53,760 Oh man. 1536 00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:54,600 Jesus. 1537 00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:55,420 So yeah. 1538 00:46:55,420 --> 00:46:56,260 That's a long time ago. 1539 00:46:56,260 --> 00:46:57,840 But we, cyber sex was fun. 1540 00:46:57,840 --> 00:47:00,600 Our thing was like, our big thing was Omegle. 1541 00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:03,160 Where you could just get on camera with random people 1542 00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:05,040 and there'd always be dudes with their dicks out. 1543 00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:06,160 Yeah, what was the other one? 1544 00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:07,000 Chatroulette? 1545 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,600 Chattroulette was, dude, probably so many crimes 1546 00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:10,920 were committed on that website. 1547 00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:12,200 It's insane, dude. 1548 00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:13,880 Oh yeah, lots of penises. 1549 00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:14,800 That's always funny too. 1550 00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:16,400 It's like you just roll the dice. 1551 00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:19,040 Like, and odds are you're getting a cock. 1552 00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:22,040 But you roll the dice anyway, cause it might be a boob. 1553 00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:22,880 Yeah. 1554 00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:23,700 Yeah, right? 1555 00:47:23,700 --> 00:47:25,200 You might catch a lady on a bed. 1556 00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:28,800 For every, probably 50 dicks, 1557 00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:31,000 you might get a lady with a boob. 1558 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,760 Would they be already like jacking off and shit? 1559 00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:36,640 Yeah, cause they're doing the same shit. 1560 00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:38,440 They're like waiting for a lady, 1561 00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:40,720 but they're way ahead of the game. 1562 00:47:40,720 --> 00:47:41,760 Interest tag. 1563 00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:43,400 So you type in a tag of like, 1564 00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:45,000 oh, this is what I'm interested in. 1565 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,080 This is what I want to have a conversation about. 1566 00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:50,020 And if you look up like hot girls, 1567 00:47:50,020 --> 00:47:52,920 you're just going to find other dudes jerking off. 1568 00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:53,820 Absolutely. 1569 00:47:53,820 --> 00:47:54,660 You see what I'm saying? 1570 00:47:54,660 --> 00:47:55,500 Yeah. 1571 00:47:55,500 --> 00:47:57,040 It's a double edged sword. 1572 00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:58,520 It's a double edged sword. 1573 00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:00,680 I used to use those like as a dating apps 1574 00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:01,520 when I was younger. 1575 00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:02,640 You remember Monkey? 1576 00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:03,840 Oh, oh my gosh. 1577 00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:04,840 How did you do a Monkey? 1578 00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:09,840 I, Monkey was like the mobile app version of Omega. 1579 00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:11,220 It was the same concept. 1580 00:48:11,220 --> 00:48:12,440 You get matched with random people, 1581 00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:15,000 but like that one was wild 1582 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,680 because there would be like actual like children on there. 1583 00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:21,280 Cause it's like they could get it on their iPad or whatever. 1584 00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:22,120 Yikes. 1585 00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:22,940 Playing with fire. 1586 00:48:22,940 --> 00:48:23,780 This is when I was young. 1587 00:48:23,780 --> 00:48:24,680 I was 12 or 11. 1588 00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:27,720 I get on there and I used to, man. 1589 00:48:27,720 --> 00:48:30,320 Brandon, you had a harder time in real life. 1590 00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:32,000 My friends would put me on there and they'd be like, 1591 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,200 look at this nigga right here. 1592 00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:34,040 This nigga, yo. 1593 00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:37,040 This dude, the girls would be like, 1594 00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:39,000 oh my gosh, what the fuck is that? 1595 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:42,240 And then they would get all these numbers and shit. 1596 00:48:42,240 --> 00:48:43,440 And I'd be like, well damn. 1597 00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:46,320 And they'd be like, I want to tell you. 1598 00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:50,000 Brandon, tell Brent about your feet pick selling adventure. 1599 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:50,840 Come on man. 1600 00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:52,040 You don't want to tell him about that? 1601 00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:53,160 You sell pictures of your feet? 1602 00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:54,240 No, I didn't. 1603 00:48:54,240 --> 00:48:56,640 Yeah, well, let's be truthful here. 1604 00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:59,240 So my friend, I hate that these are all true. 1605 00:48:59,240 --> 00:49:02,600 But my friend, we were on FaceTime and he was like, 1606 00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:04,080 this is a weird question to ask. 1607 00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:05,960 But he said to me, he was like, hey man, 1608 00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:07,360 you know, I'm having a bad day. 1609 00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:10,160 How about you just do this for a second of your foot 1610 00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:11,720 and I'll give you $2. 1611 00:49:11,720 --> 00:49:12,840 And I said, you know what? 1612 00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:13,680 Sure. 1613 00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:14,520 This is your buddy? 1614 00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:15,920 Yeah, I'm like, listen man. 1615 00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:16,960 They're still friends. 1616 00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:17,800 Yeah. 1617 00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:18,640 They're still best friends. 1618 00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:22,040 If I was FaceTiming like Alex or Matt and they did, 1619 00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:23,640 I would probably never talk to him. 1620 00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:24,480 I know. 1621 00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:27,040 But I grew up with this dude. 1622 00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:30,160 I knew this dude since I was in second grade. 1623 00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:32,120 I literally met him because he threw rocks at me 1624 00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:33,960 and we were like, we hated each other at first. 1625 00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:36,600 But after he had like a wee system and I had one. 1626 00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:38,880 You got a glimpse of that foot. 1627 00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:40,840 He had a glimpse of them piggies and he was like, 1628 00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:41,680 maybe we can't be friends. 1629 00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:42,880 He was a big wrestling fan too. 1630 00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:45,600 Did you hear his rationale for being friends with him? 1631 00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:47,800 He was like, I met him because he was throwing rocks at me, 1632 00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:49,000 but he had a wee. 1633 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:50,440 He had a wee. 1634 00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:52,080 Because dude, I went to his house, he was like, 1635 00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:52,920 you got a wee? 1636 00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:53,760 I was like, you got a wee? 1637 00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:57,320 And dude, we went to each other's house every day after that. 1638 00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:58,480 Wee, wee, wee all the way home. 1639 00:49:58,480 --> 00:49:59,320 Yeah. 1640 00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:00,160 It was big. 1641 00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:01,080 Yeah. 1642 00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:03,320 He hit him with a damn, how are you doing? 1643 00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:05,200 Yeah, there it is. 1644 00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:06,880 But yeah, that was, yeah. 1645 00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:07,920 Yeah, it only happened twice. 1646 00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:09,440 It was bad. 1647 00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:11,520 The second time he was like, hey, you know what? 1648 00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:14,120 I don't learn sometimes. 1649 00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:17,320 But he was like, hey man, this is real quick. 1650 00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:18,680 I'll give you two more dollars. 1651 00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:19,520 I know you're struggling. 1652 00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:20,920 And we told him already at this point, 1653 00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:23,360 like dude, your friend shouldn't be asking you 1654 00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:25,640 and paying you like it was a joke, he wouldn't pay you. 1655 00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:27,680 Do you tell these stories on stage? 1656 00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:28,760 Sometimes, yeah. 1657 00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:29,600 We try to get them to. 1658 00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:30,440 Sometimes. 1659 00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:31,800 He doesn't even understand why they're, 1660 00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:33,760 he told us like when we first started hanging out 1661 00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:36,440 how he almost got kidnapped and molested 1662 00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:37,520 four different times. 1663 00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:39,280 Brother, you need to just be on stage 1664 00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:41,520 being as honest as possible. 1665 00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:43,280 You need to just be doing what you're doing right now 1666 00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:45,200 because that shit is so funny. 1667 00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:47,880 And no one's had those, your perspective. 1668 00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:49,680 That's never happened to anybody else. 1669 00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:50,520 Really? 1670 00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:51,920 On the entire planet. 1671 00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:54,560 Tell him about the monkey bars, Brynn. 1672 00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:57,160 Oh, you just gone, sorry. 1673 00:50:57,160 --> 00:50:58,000 All right, man. 1674 00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,640 I'm almost convinced this is a bit. 1675 00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:04,040 And JJ's making shit up and he's also making shit up. 1676 00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:04,880 I'm his friend, actually. 1677 00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:05,960 I'm calling a dude right now, he be like, 1678 00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:07,480 yeah man, I remember that shit. 1679 00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:09,920 Dude, so there was this special kid 1680 00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:11,480 that was helping me on the monkey bar 1681 00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:14,120 because they used to sing all those specials too. 1682 00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:16,120 And he was like, yeah, like. 1683 00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:17,040 Yeah, like. 1684 00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:19,440 Yes, brother. 1685 00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:21,040 Dude, so he was helping me. 1686 00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:23,120 He said, dude, I'll hold you up like this. 1687 00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:26,760 And in the middle of it, he swung me on my back 1688 00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:27,600 and made me fall right. 1689 00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:29,640 And I was like, yeah, hey, what was that about? 1690 00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:31,080 And he was like, I'm sorry, man. 1691 00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:31,920 You wanna do it again? 1692 00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:33,000 And I said, sure. 1693 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:34,080 And then he hit me again. 1694 00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:35,840 I was like, yo, wait, hold on, man. 1695 00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:37,000 This is not right, what's your problem? 1696 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,680 He said, I'm sorry, man, I keep tripping. 1697 00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:40,480 And then the fourth time I couldn't get up. 1698 00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:42,040 Fourth time. 1699 00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:43,600 I learned that this, yeah, yeah. 1700 00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:45,000 And then we were, I was like, fuck this. 1701 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:46,200 Who's the special one? 1702 00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:50,400 Yeah, I was a weird kid, like, I was weird. 1703 00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:51,560 And my mom told me, cause she was like, 1704 00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:53,160 dude, back in the day, you didn't know shit. 1705 00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:55,400 She was like, this kid was throwing rocks at me. 1706 00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:56,680 And then, is he my friend? 1707 00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:59,360 And I was, she was like, no, Brandon, fuck no. 1708 00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:00,560 And now I know that's my friend 1709 00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:02,920 that we talking about right now with the foot. 1710 00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:05,840 That's amazing. 1711 00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:06,840 That's amazing. 1712 00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:09,080 Yeah, and that's the same dude with the football. 1713 00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:14,080 Hey, so you're a baseball player. 1714 00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:15,760 I was bad. 1715 00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:18,200 14 years, you had a batting average of 105. 1716 00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:19,520 Oh shit, why do you know this? 1717 00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:20,360 Right? 1718 00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:21,200 How do you know? 1719 00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:23,480 Negative 3.5, W-A-R. 1720 00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:24,320 Oh damn. 1721 00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:25,280 I don't even know what W-A-R means, 1722 00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:26,680 I don't want to guess. 1723 00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:28,640 What is that, is it pronounced war? 1724 00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:32,240 What, do you really, is it my stats? 1725 00:52:32,240 --> 00:52:33,080 Yeah, dude. 1726 00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:35,440 Dude, we got everything, man. 1727 00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:36,800 Did you show him the info? 1728 00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:39,160 No, that's bad, right? 1729 00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:40,000 Point 105? 1730 00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:41,280 I have no clue. 1731 00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:43,040 Yeah, that's real bad. 1732 00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:43,880 Yeah, I was real. 1733 00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:44,720 But you're a pitcher, right? 1734 00:52:44,720 --> 00:52:46,440 I played, no, I was a second. 1735 00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:49,440 You motherfucker. 1736 00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:50,280 Yeah, I'm a top. 1737 00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:52,560 You son of a bitch. 1738 00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:54,160 I was a second baseman. 1739 00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:55,960 And I, yeah, I played for 14 years 1740 00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:57,760 and sucked the whole time. 1741 00:52:57,760 --> 00:52:58,600 It was bad the whole time. 1742 00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:00,400 My dad was my coach. 1743 00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:02,240 I wish at any point someone was like, 1744 00:53:02,240 --> 00:53:04,560 hey, maybe this isn't your thing. 1745 00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:05,840 But there weren't really a lot of options 1746 00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:06,680 in my high school. 1747 00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:08,960 I was in the Alabama high school in the middle of nowhere. 1748 00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:12,000 I didn't, I sang in choir. 1749 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,560 I wish I would've done a drama program or something. 1750 00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:17,000 But it's fine, I feel like I was funny. 1751 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:18,200 But I sucked so bad. 1752 00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:21,280 I quit, I finally quit my junior year of high school 1753 00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:23,800 because I was like, wait, this is the only place 1754 00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:25,400 where I ever, it's not like I was, 1755 00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:27,920 I guess bullied is the word, but they were my friends. 1756 00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:30,560 And we were like, once I quit baseball, it was all good. 1757 00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:32,760 They were just basically letting me know 1758 00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:37,480 in a funny way that I sucked at baseball. 1759 00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:41,440 But I was like a kid, I was anxious and it hurt my feelings. 1760 00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:43,280 And finally I was like, oh yeah, 1761 00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:45,600 this is the only time this happens. 1762 00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:48,840 Everywhere else I'm pretty respected, I'm funny. 1763 00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:51,880 It's like on the baseball field, I'm getting so much shit 1764 00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:53,080 because I sucked. 1765 00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:56,560 So I was like, oh, okay, so I quit and I was happier. 1766 00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:57,960 But I played for a long time. 1767 00:53:57,960 --> 00:53:58,800 I played every sport. 1768 00:53:58,800 --> 00:53:59,880 I played, wow. 1769 00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:03,920 I played football a couple years, free safety. 1770 00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:05,920 Free safety, Jesus Christ. 1771 00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:07,080 How many times did you get drunk? 1772 00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:09,720 Oh dude, so I was actually pretty good. 1773 00:54:09,720 --> 00:54:10,560 Really? 1774 00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:13,680 Well, I have like this whole reckless abandon thing. 1775 00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:15,120 Oh, okay, so you went at them. 1776 00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:17,160 Yeah, I would just put my body on the line. 1777 00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:18,920 But I wasn't, I'm not very fast. 1778 00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:21,280 I'm my toes point outwards. 1779 00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:23,760 So in basketball, I'm very good at defense 1780 00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:25,160 because I'm good at strafing. 1781 00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:28,120 I'm fast as fuck. 1782 00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:30,880 I was, and on my basketball team growing up, 1783 00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:33,280 I was the fastest one if we were strafing. 1784 00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:36,720 If we were sprinting, I was slower than the fat guys. 1785 00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:39,120 I was slow. 1786 00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:40,440 I'm so slow. 1787 00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:43,000 Yeah, I feel you on the joining drama club thing. 1788 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:45,280 I wish I would have did that, but I thought that made you gay. 1789 00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:46,120 Right, right. 1790 00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:46,960 I didn't wanna do it. 1791 00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:50,000 I did sing in choir and that was pretty fun. 1792 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:50,840 You did choir? 1793 00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:52,600 Yeah, in high school, yeah. 1794 00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:54,280 Like a couple years, I quit that too. 1795 00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:55,880 But I did it for a couple years. 1796 00:54:55,880 --> 00:55:00,880 And then I was like, fuck you guys. 1797 00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:02,720 Yeah, I did that. 1798 00:55:02,720 --> 00:55:05,080 In Alabama though, that's a bold choice. 1799 00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:07,600 Yeah, yeah, I had some friends in there 1800 00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:10,000 and nobody really gave a shit. 1801 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:11,840 Also, here's an interesting thing. 1802 00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:13,160 I don't know if you guys had this, 1803 00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:15,720 but my high school is East Lawrence High School. 1804 00:55:15,720 --> 00:55:16,600 It was very small. 1805 00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:19,880 I went to school with the same mother fuckers kindergarten. 1806 00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:21,760 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's how I was. 1807 00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:22,840 To graduation. 1808 00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:23,800 We did with accident. 1809 00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:25,760 So I don't know, nobody really gave a shit. 1810 00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:27,880 My friends would bust my balls or whatever, 1811 00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:29,560 but I don't know. 1812 00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:32,160 With senior year, I really started to become myself, 1813 00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:33,480 I feel like. 1814 00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:35,320 So I didn't really give a shit. 1815 00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:39,280 Your dad's a big six three blue collar dog. 1816 00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:40,480 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1817 00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:44,480 My dad is a construction worker, angry guy, very funny guy. 1818 00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:47,640 Why'd he make you drive with a quarter on the dash? 1819 00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:51,640 This is crazy. 1820 00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:53,520 Do you guys do this much research every time? 1821 00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:56,320 Yeah, we got our intel guy. 1822 00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:57,640 That's our research guy. 1823 00:55:57,640 --> 00:55:58,800 Let's do some math. 1824 00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:00,640 Secret weapon, that's Nardwar. 1825 00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:01,480 Yeah. 1826 00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:04,840 That's so funny. 1827 00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:09,280 So my dad, yeah, when he taught me to drive, 1828 00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:10,680 he put a quarter on the dash 1829 00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:12,840 because he wanted me to drive smoothly. 1830 00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:16,440 So I had to stop and take off without the quarter moving. 1831 00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:18,880 But here's the thing, fellas, that's not how momentum works. 1832 00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:21,520 So I got yelled at a fucking lot 1833 00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:24,240 because this quarter was sliding off the dashboard 1834 00:56:24,240 --> 00:56:26,320 and I would get frustrated and yell at him. 1835 00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:30,280 Like now, I've gotten to therapy and so I also have an anger issue, 1836 00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:33,040 but now I'm self aware of it. 1837 00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:36,520 But used to, my dad would yell and then I would yell 1838 00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:38,040 and that would piss him the fuck off. 1839 00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:38,720 You know what I'm saying? 1840 00:56:38,720 --> 00:56:39,920 I didn't know how to. 1841 00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:42,680 So yeah. 1842 00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:44,800 When you have the anger issue, you get in a lot of fights? 1843 00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:45,680 I've been in three fights. 1844 00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:47,320 I headbutted a guy at a bar one time. 1845 00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:48,000 That's what I'm talking about. 1846 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:49,280 The glass cow kiss, dude. 1847 00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:50,160 Yeah. 1848 00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:51,040 Is that what that is? 1849 00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:51,720 Yeah. 1850 00:56:51,720 --> 00:56:52,560 What is it called? 1851 00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:53,960 The glass cow kiss. 1852 00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:56,680 So yeah, I told this story, I think on my pod, 1853 00:56:56,680 --> 00:57:00,600 but I was walking out of a bar and I was with a lady I had been seeing 1854 00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:04,040 and somebody yelled, I just gotten fired from the radio station 1855 00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:05,080 like two weeks before this. 1856 00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:06,360 102.7 kiss him. 1857 00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:07,160 Mm hmm. 1858 00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:08,920 And yeah, I did. 1859 00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:10,520 2013 to 2019. 1860 00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:16,800 This is crazy. 1861 00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:19,120 This is so funny. 1862 00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:20,160 I love this so much. 1863 00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:22,080 This is really stroking my ego. 1864 00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:28,720 So we were leaving the bar and this dude yelled out her by name. 1865 00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:31,480 He was like, hey, you're making a mistake. 1866 00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:32,720 And I was like, what the fuck did you say? 1867 00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:33,840 And we kept walking. 1868 00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:34,880 And then he said it again. 1869 00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:37,200 And then like a third time, I was like, oh, well, fuck. 1870 00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:40,040 Yeah. And then I walked back and say, hey, motherfucker, what's your problem? 1871 00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:41,000 Or something like that. 1872 00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:42,720 Something similar. 1873 00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:45,560 And he's like, my radio. 1874 00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:46,040 I was like, what? 1875 00:57:46,040 --> 00:57:48,920 He's like, you think just because you're on the radio, you could do whatever you want. 1876 00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:50,800 And I was like, motherfucker, I ain't on the radio anymore. 1877 00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:52,320 And at this point, we're like this close. 1878 00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:55,200 And he's like, good, because you got a shitty radio voice. 1879 00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:58,760 And I was I remember just thinking, OK, I can't. 1880 00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:02,880 Yeah, I mean, that that didn't bother like what he said didn't bother me. 1881 00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:05,560 It was just the fact that I was going home. 1882 00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:08,640 I think it was that what angered me was like I was leaving. 1883 00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:10,480 I was going home. 1884 00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:12,040 I wasn't doing anything wrong. 1885 00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:14,920 Yeah. And he wanted to start some shit. 1886 00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:18,320 And I was like, I can't walk away from this situation and not hate myself 1887 00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:21,680 because I had been in two situations prior to this where I backed down. 1888 00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:25,520 Like I did a set one time at where was it? 1889 00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:29,320 It was it was this place called the Boiler Room in Florence, Alabama. 1890 00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:33,960 This musician that booked me on my first 10 minute set to open for his music thing. 1891 00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:34,840 He was a pop guy. 1892 00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:37,920 And Remy Neal is his name. 1893 00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:40,360 Do you know about this? It's on the goddamn paper. 1894 00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:41,840 Get the fuck out of here. 1895 00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:42,680 Yeah, let's find it. 1896 00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:44,640 Oh, that was my first 10 minute. 1897 00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:47,320 That was my first 10 minute sets was Remy Neal. 1898 00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:51,000 So he comes to Lips Lounge, Lips Lounge, Remy. 1899 00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:53,360 Sorry. We can cut that out. 1900 00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:56,280 No, we ain't cut it. What the fuck is the Remy guy that owns Lips Lounge? 1901 00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:58,120 Sorry. Oh, really? Lips Lounge. 1902 00:58:58,120 --> 00:59:00,800 The karaoke bar by Speakeasy. 1903 00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:03,080 Oh, that makes sense. OK, OK, OK. 1904 00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:04,320 So, yeah, Remy's a pal. 1905 00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:06,440 He saw me to open mic in Huntsville. 1906 00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:09,880 We drove from Florence like an hour and a half to do the open mic in Huntsville. 1907 00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:11,560 And he saw me. 1908 00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:15,000 He booked me to do 10 minutes before his like set. 1909 00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:17,040 And it went pretty well. 1910 00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:20,440 Luckily, the stage lights were right in my fucking face, so I couldn't see. 1911 00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:22,200 Like I had a table of people there for me. 1912 00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:25,560 I am pretty sure it was mostly them laughing. 1913 00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:28,320 But luckily, I had the lights in my face and I couldn't tell. 1914 00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:29,320 It wasn't in my head. 1915 00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:31,200 Had a fine 10 minute set. 1916 00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:34,840 So fast forward, Remy does a show in Florence and he texts me. 1917 00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:38,880 He's like, hey, swing by and do some time while I get some beer or something. 1918 00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:40,400 And I was like, sure. 1919 00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:42,320 Well, it was the worst set of my life. 1920 00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:46,960 The audio wasn't great for stand up and just people were ambushed with it. 1921 00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:51,280 A guy came up to me after my set and he was like mad. 1922 00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:54,360 Like just that I did it like you. 1923 00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:59,400 And then like I had some fraternity brothers there that saw me bomb. 1924 00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:01,880 And this is like I was like only a few months in. 1925 01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:03,080 Oh, yeah. 1926 01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:04,720 Yeah, only a few months, even 10 minutes. 1927 01:00:04,720 --> 01:00:06,760 Yeah, I was like six months in. 1928 01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:09,680 I mean, you're always going to be asked to do more time than you have. 1929 01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:10,520 You're always going to. 1930 01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:12,160 You got to stretch at least once, right? 1931 01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:14,160 So you're always the first time you do five. 1932 01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:16,560 You probably don't have five, but you're going to do five. 1933 01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:18,960 The first time you're given 10, you can do 10. 1934 01:00:18,960 --> 01:00:21,040 But you're you know, you'll stretch. 1935 01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:22,360 You'll figure it out. 1936 01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:24,880 So I yeah. 1937 01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:26,000 Bomb of my life. 1938 01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:29,720 And this dude, buff dude and like a too small of a shirt comes up to me. 1939 01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:33,520 And he's like, hey, that joke you did about kicking that baby or whatever. 1940 01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:36,000 He's like that. I thought that joke was obtuse. 1941 01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:38,600 I was like, really? Because I thought it was a cute joke. 1942 01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:39,560 Mm hmm. 1943 01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:47,840 Hey, no, but he was an asshole and I didn't punch him in his face. 1944 01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:52,640 And then there was like another time where like I went into like 1945 01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:55,720 fight or flight when I was this is also a girl thing. 1946 01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:57,720 But a dude tried to hit me. 1947 01:00:57,720 --> 01:01:00,400 I like ran like I just went into fight or flight. 1948 01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:01,240 I ran across the street. 1949 01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:02,520 And I was like, oh, yeah, what the fuck am I doing? 1950 01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:03,640 And then I faced him. 1951 01:01:03,640 --> 01:01:08,080 And then like we scrapped up, he took my shirt off and then cops pulled up. 1952 01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:10,000 Like he tried to like pull my shirt over my head. 1953 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,480 I slipped out of it and then the cops pulled. 1954 01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:13,400 Oh, OK, OK. And then so you know about that. 1955 01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:16,600 Yeah. So all these guys anyway, those are two times where I bitched out. 1956 01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:19,720 So now I'm standing in front of this motherfucker. 1957 01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:21,720 He's just being an asshole to me while I'm leaving. 1958 01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:23,080 I was like, I'm not doing this again. 1959 01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:26,880 And I did one of these like I pulled out, pulled off my glasses, like fix my eye. 1960 01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:28,920 And I had butted him in the nose. 1961 01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:31,040 Oh, yeah. I don't know why you let me do that. 1962 01:01:33,480 --> 01:01:35,000 But I'm telling you, that's what happened. 1963 01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:38,040 And like there's one guy like I know a lot of people were out 1964 01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:41,560 outside, but there's one guy, if I see him in Florence, he delivered for like Coca 1965 01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:45,360 Cola. If he sees me out, he's like, yeah, he's like this. 1966 01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:46,960 This is a bad mother. 1967 01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:50,360 Yeah, because yeah, I busted him open. 1968 01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:51,440 And then I remember he like swung. 1969 01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:52,920 I had I didn't have my glasses on. 1970 01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:55,280 I think I handed them off to someone. 1971 01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:57,720 And then like I was like he was punching at me. 1972 01:01:57,720 --> 01:02:00,880 I remember dodging and we eventually somebody just they were like, hey, just leave. 1973 01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:02,560 And he stretched the fight. 1974 01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:05,960 He got blood all over my all over my Golden Girls shirt. 1975 01:02:05,960 --> 01:02:07,560 Not my blood. 1976 01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:09,800 And he like stretched the fuck out of it where it was unwearable. 1977 01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:13,320 But that was it. And then I went home and that lady and I scared the shit out of her. 1978 01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:15,360 She was like, what the fuck? 1979 01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:16,360 Well, she riled up, though. 1980 01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:19,040 Well, she was. Yeah, I think she was probably because she 1981 01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:23,080 she saw it because she I'm just a nice boy. 1982 01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:25,320 You know, she see me do standup comedy. 1983 01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:26,280 I'm silly and fun. 1984 01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:27,920 And then I had about this motherfucker in the face. 1985 01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:29,560 She was like, oh, what am I? 1986 01:02:29,560 --> 01:02:32,120 Oh, that's a win. Yeah. 1987 01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:34,280 They see you crazy. They like it's dangerous. 1988 01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:35,880 It's funny. Nice. But yeah. 1989 01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:37,800 You took them off. So, yeah. 1990 01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:40,240 And all that just built. Yeah, I have an anger issue. 1991 01:02:40,240 --> 01:02:45,000 And it's like I only recently figured out how to set boundaries 1992 01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:48,440 and how to communicate without anger. 1993 01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:49,200 Like, I don't know. 1994 01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:51,200 I've never been like abusive to any of my. 1995 01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:53,000 I don't know. Didn't mean to sound like I've ever been. 1996 01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:57,480 But I've just always been, you know, I'm just an angry guy 1997 01:02:57,480 --> 01:02:59,280 and I usually keep it like pin up. 1998 01:02:59,280 --> 01:03:01,280 And I used to I used to come out on stage a lot. 1999 01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:02,360 Alex saw that. 2000 01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:06,240 I used to like, yeah, like you tell telling people to shut the fuck up 2001 01:03:06,240 --> 01:03:09,440 and stuff like that. It wasn't great. 2002 01:03:11,240 --> 01:03:13,160 But but I don't know. 2003 01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:14,600 I kind of like that about myself. 2004 01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:16,280 I like that I'm a little spicy. 2005 01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:18,840 It protects me a little bit because you're a nice guy. 2006 01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:20,640 Like every time I've met you, you're nice. 2007 01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:22,440 You stand up is great. 2008 01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:23,920 First of all, let's put that out there. 2009 01:03:23,920 --> 01:03:24,560 Thank you so much. 2010 01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:27,720 You stand up. If you're out there, I'm twice on Kiltoni. 2011 01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:28,680 So don't hold that again. 2012 01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:30,680 Hey, hey, we're we're Eskimo bros. 2013 01:03:30,680 --> 01:03:33,920 You're the first you're the first person that's been on Kiltoni to. 2014 01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:34,840 Oh, yeah. 2015 01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:36,120 I was going to ask him. 2016 01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:36,800 Oh, right. 2017 01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:39,200 It's crazy if you just had a lady's name on that piece of paper. 2018 01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:41,600 Did we both? 2019 01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:42,480 Oh, my. 2020 01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:48,360 You say your body count? 2021 01:03:51,360 --> 01:03:54,360 Out of these five, which was the best? 2022 01:03:54,360 --> 01:03:55,920 Matt Bammore, ladies and gentlemen. 2023 01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:57,680 Hell, yeah. Shout out Matt Salerius, too. 2024 01:03:57,680 --> 01:04:01,760 He was he was a roast battle host in Chicago. 2025 01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:02,600 Yeah, yeah. 2026 01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:03,680 Master. I'm sorry. 2027 01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:06,720 He was he was one of the co-founders of Roast Battle Chicago. 2028 01:04:06,720 --> 01:04:08,200 Our founder is. 2029 01:04:08,200 --> 01:04:08,680 Yeah. 2030 01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:11,480 Oh, we got superstars and we wish we can get them on. 2031 01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:12,880 But we don't have any more mics. 2032 01:04:12,880 --> 01:04:15,480 So we're on a budget. 2033 01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:17,560 We're on a budget, guys. 2034 01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:18,040 He's chill. 2035 01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:20,800 Next time you come down, dude, and we'll have all kind of shit on you. 2036 01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:21,280 Hell, yeah. 2037 01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:22,360 A good thing. 2038 01:04:22,360 --> 01:04:24,400 We may try to do this again in like six months. 2039 01:04:24,400 --> 01:04:25,560 Do it. Oh, yeah. 2040 01:04:25,560 --> 01:04:26,240 Oh, yeah. 2041 01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:27,920 That'd be awesome because we had so much fun. 2042 01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:30,520 We didn't make any money, but 2043 01:04:30,520 --> 01:04:33,920 but it's been a very fun trip and we're best friends now. 2044 01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:37,840 It's been fun. 2045 01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:38,760 It's been good. 2046 01:04:38,760 --> 01:04:39,520 Hell, yeah. 2047 01:04:41,840 --> 01:04:43,760 Gaze hell. 2048 01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:46,040 I had never seen your stand up before yesterday. 2049 01:04:46,040 --> 01:04:46,720 Oh, really? 2050 01:04:46,720 --> 01:04:48,160 Yeah, because I didn't. 2051 01:04:48,160 --> 01:04:50,280 You didn't come to Epic that time because you hate me. 2052 01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:53,440 It's because I knew Brent was there and I fucking hate that guy. 2053 01:04:53,520 --> 01:04:54,840 Well, you're also in school, right? 2054 01:04:54,840 --> 01:04:56,640 Yeah, well, Dom is too. 2055 01:04:56,640 --> 01:04:58,000 Yeah, I am. 2056 01:04:58,000 --> 01:04:58,560 Yo, really? 2057 01:04:58,560 --> 01:05:00,440 You're a 37 year old. 2058 01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:02,840 Jesus. 2059 01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:04,360 Yeah, dude. 2060 01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:06,120 GI bill, get paid for it. 2061 01:05:06,120 --> 01:05:07,880 I'm about done with this shit. 2062 01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:08,480 Hell, yeah. 2063 01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:09,320 I hate it. 2064 01:05:09,320 --> 01:05:10,680 Yeah, and then I had to 2065 01:05:12,040 --> 01:05:15,080 then I had to fucking follow this guy at Stand Up Live, dude. 2066 01:05:15,080 --> 01:05:15,680 How'd it go? 2067 01:05:15,680 --> 01:05:16,400 We had to jet. 2068 01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:16,960 Did you do good? 2069 01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:17,720 It was all right. 2070 01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:19,560 Yeah, I was pleased. 2071 01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:21,800 I didn't have the most fun there. 2072 01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:22,920 They were a little tough. 2073 01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:23,240 They were? 2074 01:05:23,240 --> 01:05:26,400 Yeah, Raina really had to like crack them open when she opened. 2075 01:05:26,440 --> 01:05:28,280 Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was tough. 2076 01:05:28,280 --> 01:05:30,240 Sometimes Stand Up Live is like that. 2077 01:05:30,240 --> 01:05:33,360 And you would think it'd be the other way around since it's a comedy club. 2078 01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:35,440 Here's the thing for those. 2079 01:05:35,440 --> 01:05:38,200 I don't know if I'm outing their business, but for those showcases, 2080 01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:39,680 like those are usually free tickets. 2081 01:05:39,680 --> 01:05:41,440 Nobody bought tickets to that. 2082 01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:44,200 To like, I mean, some people probably did, but most of them are probably like 2083 01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:44,880 giveaways to pay. 2084 01:05:44,880 --> 01:05:45,160 Yeah. 2085 01:05:45,160 --> 01:05:48,120 And they call you up in like, you know, you got five free tickets to. 2086 01:05:48,200 --> 01:05:48,520 Yeah. 2087 01:05:48,520 --> 01:05:50,880 So that room can be tough when it's a lot of that. 2088 01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:54,880 Any papered room is because the audience has no investment. 2089 01:05:55,720 --> 01:05:56,440 Mm hmm. 2090 01:05:56,440 --> 01:05:58,760 OK. And then they're pissed about the two item minimum. 2091 01:05:58,760 --> 01:05:59,560 Yeah. Yeah. 2092 01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:00,840 Oh, yeah. 2093 01:06:00,840 --> 01:06:03,640 Yeah. So the prices aren't right. 2094 01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:06,400 They're entertainment, like venue prices. 2095 01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:08,560 But goddamn, that food at Stand Up Live is so good. 2096 01:06:08,560 --> 01:06:09,280 It is. 2097 01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:10,840 I think about those chicken wings all the time. 2098 01:06:10,840 --> 01:06:12,600 I used to live off that's motherfuckers. 2099 01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:14,200 That's what I did. That's what I had when I was that. 2100 01:06:14,200 --> 01:06:14,880 Yeah, they're great. 2101 01:06:14,880 --> 01:06:17,760 Oh, you made chicken wings for us today. 2102 01:06:17,760 --> 01:06:18,800 So fucking good. 2103 01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:19,480 I appreciate it. 2104 01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:20,800 Thank you so much. 2105 01:06:20,800 --> 01:06:22,680 Dom can throw the fuck down in the kitchen. 2106 01:06:22,680 --> 01:06:25,200 Yeah. I don't know if you could tell. 2107 01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:25,960 We can tell. 2108 01:06:25,960 --> 01:06:29,440 And then those thin, those shoestring fries with the queso on top. 2109 01:06:30,040 --> 01:06:31,880 OK, OK. Yeah, he fucks with it. 2110 01:06:31,880 --> 01:06:33,080 Yeah. Good. Good. 2111 01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:33,680 Thank you so much. 2112 01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:35,080 Well, we appreciate you coming on now. 2113 01:06:35,080 --> 01:06:40,160 Speaking about food, I hope this is false, but you only eat hamburgers 2114 01:06:40,160 --> 01:06:42,280 cold and cheeseburgers hot. 2115 01:06:42,920 --> 01:06:43,560 OK. 2116 01:06:43,560 --> 01:06:45,360 Is this real? 2117 01:06:45,360 --> 01:06:50,240 Now that's stupid. Brandon wrote that. 2118 01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:52,640 Did he really write that? 2119 01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:53,720 Did he? 2120 01:06:53,720 --> 01:06:55,600 No. 2121 01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:57,720 So dumb. 2122 01:06:57,720 --> 01:06:59,720 Fucking idiots. 2123 01:07:04,280 --> 01:07:06,120 I did have a call the other day. 2124 01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:06,640 I was at this. 2125 01:07:06,640 --> 01:07:10,760 There's this really funny show at Sunset Strip in Austin, and they always do 2126 01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:12,800 like like stand for the national anthem. 2127 01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:14,720 And it's always something crazy. 2128 01:07:14,720 --> 01:07:18,000 And somebody saying it's like stand for the national anthem. 2129 01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:20,560 And a guy saying, take me out to the ballgame. 2130 01:07:21,400 --> 01:07:23,880 And then a very funny comic. 2131 01:07:26,520 --> 01:07:28,640 What's the comics? 2132 01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:30,960 Who? Scott Scott Fillmore. 2133 01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:36,680 Scott Fillmore was dressed as like a he was dressed as a 2134 01:07:36,960 --> 01:07:38,640 I think that's his name, right? 2135 01:07:38,640 --> 01:07:40,760 Gay guy, door guy, sunset. 2136 01:07:40,760 --> 01:07:41,920 Scott Fillmore. Yeah. 2137 01:07:41,920 --> 01:07:45,040 Yeah, he was throwing hot dogs into the crowd. 2138 01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:46,960 And I opened one up. 2139 01:07:46,960 --> 01:07:48,760 I was like, I'm about to snack on this. 2140 01:07:48,760 --> 01:07:50,960 And it was it was a bun around. 2141 01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:52,480 It was just a raw hot dog. 2142 01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:53,680 Oh, yeah. 2143 01:07:53,680 --> 01:07:55,000 This dude right here. Yeah, yeah. 2144 01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:55,920 Yeah, yeah. He's hilarious. 2145 01:07:55,920 --> 01:07:57,960 He's done Kiltani. He's great. 2146 01:07:57,960 --> 01:08:00,920 Yeah, he's also he also roasted Heath. 2147 01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:02,400 Oh, he did. Yeah, yeah. 2148 01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:03,760 They had a really funny battle. Yeah. 2149 01:08:03,760 --> 01:08:04,640 Heath won. 2150 01:08:04,640 --> 01:08:06,520 Heath is your roommate. Yeah. 2151 01:08:06,520 --> 01:08:09,640 Or he or he crashes on your couch. 2152 01:08:09,640 --> 01:08:14,000 He's he would hate if I said that he pays rent. 2153 01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:15,920 He paid I charge it. He pays a third of rent. 2154 01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:19,320 Oh, he does have to sleep on the couch because that's all we got. 2155 01:08:19,320 --> 01:08:21,880 Yeah. I mean, he sleeps on my bed sometimes, not with me. 2156 01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:24,680 But every once in a while, if I'm gone, I'm like, hey, 2157 01:08:24,680 --> 01:08:25,600 I'm my sheets are clean. 2158 01:08:25,600 --> 01:08:28,400 If you want to crash on my bed, you're good. 2159 01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:32,600 You know, but he does want to find and he's getting his own place soon. 2160 01:08:32,600 --> 01:08:34,720 Shout out, Heath. Yeah. 2161 01:08:34,720 --> 01:08:36,120 Yeah, he did. He was great. 2162 01:08:36,120 --> 01:08:38,480 He was nice. He's a great roommate, too. 2163 01:08:38,480 --> 01:08:40,560 Yeah, he does the dishes. He's funny. 2164 01:08:40,560 --> 01:08:44,760 We I laugh with Heath more than I laugh with anyone. 2165 01:08:44,760 --> 01:08:47,480 OK, so goddamn just naturally funny. 2166 01:08:47,480 --> 01:08:49,720 We play we play switch sports a lot. 2167 01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:52,960 Yeah, we've been playing a lot of we've been playing a lot of like 2168 01:08:53,320 --> 01:08:55,320 switch, like golf and bowling. 2169 01:08:55,320 --> 01:09:00,080 He that motherfucker is so good at we at switch golf and bowling. 2170 01:09:00,520 --> 01:09:02,960 He's I'm better at golf. He's better at bowling. 2171 01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:04,960 And then we also started playing tennis, which is fine. 2172 01:09:05,640 --> 01:09:07,040 We're on the switch. 2173 01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:08,280 Oh, yeah. Not real. 2174 01:09:08,280 --> 01:09:09,640 Yeah. Yeah. 2175 01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:11,680 We're in. Yeah, we're not me and Heath. 2176 01:09:11,680 --> 01:09:14,600 We don't play real sports. 2177 01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:15,840 But yeah, he's he's great. 2178 01:09:15,840 --> 01:09:20,400 I love that that sketch you did about the jinx vibrate. 2179 01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:22,680 Yeah, that was something that me and Heath. 2180 01:09:22,800 --> 01:09:26,240 So Zach Henrik, I guess, did the final. 2181 01:09:26,240 --> 01:09:27,520 Like he wrote it out. 2182 01:09:27,520 --> 01:09:30,720 But me and Heath rift that idea out. 2183 01:09:30,720 --> 01:09:33,000 Like we were just laughing about it like jinx. 2184 01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:34,720 You owe me a soda, bitch. 2185 01:09:34,720 --> 01:09:37,880 And that might have been that sounded good. 2186 01:09:37,880 --> 01:09:40,960 Yeah, yeah. 2187 01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:42,560 We'll drop that in right here. Oh, yeah. 2188 01:09:48,800 --> 01:09:50,440 I think that was black. 2189 01:09:50,440 --> 01:09:52,000 Ha ha ha ha. 2190 01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:54,600 Fuck, you owe me a coke, bitch. 2191 01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:05,240 Where's my coke? 2192 01:10:05,240 --> 01:10:07,800 What the fuck are you talking about? 2193 01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:10,800 L zalonolololol Gongan Hill Nana 2194 01:10:22,520 --> 01:10:29,960 Oh, shit, is he there? 2195 01:10:29,960 --> 01:10:30,800 Oh, shit. 2196 01:10:32,380 --> 01:10:33,220 Is he dead? 2197 01:10:33,220 --> 01:10:34,040 I don't know. 2198 01:10:36,220 --> 01:10:39,600 We should call an ambulance. 2199 01:10:41,180 --> 01:10:45,780 Yeah, we ripped that. 2200 01:10:45,780 --> 01:10:46,620 We were just laughing about it. 2201 01:10:46,620 --> 01:10:48,400 It was so funny, because I think we did, 2202 01:10:48,400 --> 01:10:49,560 like, say something at the same time, 2203 01:10:49,560 --> 01:10:51,000 and he was just like, you owe me a Coke. 2204 01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:52,800 I was like, I'm not giving you a fucking. 2205 01:10:52,800 --> 01:10:55,260 Honestly, I think our riffing might've been, 2206 01:10:55,260 --> 01:10:57,000 we should've incorporated this in the sketch, 2207 01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:58,760 but really what happened was he was like, 2208 01:10:58,760 --> 01:11:01,280 We were just ripping and he was like, you owe me a coke. 2209 01:11:01,280 --> 01:11:03,800 And I was like, no, I fucking don't stupid. 2210 01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:07,680 And he's like, you better give me a fucking coke right now. 2211 01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:10,120 And I'm like, I'm not giving you a fucking coke, 2212 01:11:10,120 --> 01:11:10,960 you psycho bat. 2213 01:11:10,960 --> 01:11:13,860 And then we like, we're laughing about how funny it would be 2214 01:11:13,860 --> 01:11:15,660 if he just killed me with a Coca-Cola. 2215 01:11:15,660 --> 01:11:19,200 And making a coke commercial. 2216 01:11:19,200 --> 01:11:22,200 So that was where the idea came from. 2217 01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:23,040 It was fun. 2218 01:11:23,040 --> 01:11:23,860 That was hilarious. 2219 01:11:23,860 --> 01:11:24,700 Yeah, yeah. 2220 01:11:24,700 --> 01:11:27,420 Uh, oh, you got, okay. 2221 01:11:27,420 --> 01:11:28,660 Cause I was going to say that this, 2222 01:11:28,660 --> 01:11:29,740 this is the end of the episode. 2223 01:11:29,740 --> 01:11:31,220 I thank you so much. 2224 01:11:31,220 --> 01:11:32,060 Whoa. 2225 01:11:32,060 --> 01:11:32,900 We could go longer. 2226 01:11:32,900 --> 01:11:34,860 But I don't know if you guys got to go. 2227 01:11:34,860 --> 01:11:38,340 Uh, is it, is it 15 minutes now? 2228 01:11:38,340 --> 01:11:39,500 It's 47 right now. 2229 01:11:39,500 --> 01:11:41,020 Yo, that flew by. 2230 01:11:41,020 --> 01:11:41,860 I was so much fun. 2231 01:11:41,860 --> 01:11:42,700 Hell yeah. 2232 01:11:42,700 --> 01:11:44,380 It's telling you it's been a great one. 2233 01:11:44,380 --> 01:11:45,380 Yeah, this is really good. 2234 01:11:45,380 --> 01:11:47,020 Let me, let me get some more shit off that piece of paper. 2235 01:11:47,020 --> 01:11:47,860 Okay, hell yeah. 2236 01:11:47,860 --> 01:11:48,700 Dude, I got you. 2237 01:11:48,700 --> 01:11:50,660 So you, so your first open mic, 2238 01:11:50,660 --> 01:11:52,540 you did one two years before this, 2239 01:11:52,540 --> 01:11:54,300 but you don't consider that the starting point. 2240 01:11:54,300 --> 01:11:59,300 It was on June 5th, 2019 at singing river brewery 2241 01:11:59,780 --> 01:12:00,940 in Florence, Alabama. 2242 01:12:00,940 --> 01:12:03,540 Your friends pressured you to do it with Kevin, 2243 01:12:03,540 --> 01:12:05,140 but he was a huge pussy. 2244 01:12:09,900 --> 01:12:12,140 Yeah, that's exactly right. 2245 01:12:12,140 --> 01:12:13,960 Kevin, Kevin pussed out. 2246 01:12:13,960 --> 01:12:16,380 I called him right before I went and did the mic 2247 01:12:16,380 --> 01:12:18,740 and he was like, give me what you have. 2248 01:12:18,740 --> 01:12:19,740 And I ran some shit by him. 2249 01:12:19,740 --> 01:12:24,740 He goes, yeah, we shouldn't do this. 2250 01:12:24,820 --> 01:12:27,700 So I was like, okay, he's kind of right. 2251 01:12:27,700 --> 01:12:29,100 Like a couple of things weren't great. 2252 01:12:29,100 --> 01:12:29,940 I got in the shower. 2253 01:12:29,940 --> 01:12:32,940 I rethought over my set, like threw in something. 2254 01:12:32,940 --> 01:12:34,540 My first bits were a lot of things 2255 01:12:34,540 --> 01:12:35,940 that I was kind of saying to a lot. 2256 01:12:35,940 --> 01:12:38,380 I kind of had bits before I started doing standup comedy, 2257 01:12:38,380 --> 01:12:40,980 just like at parties where I would tell the same stories 2258 01:12:40,980 --> 01:12:42,740 or say the same joke or always do the, 2259 01:12:42,740 --> 01:12:45,680 like whenever something bad happened, 2260 01:12:45,680 --> 01:12:47,220 whenever somebody was like, I got herpes. 2261 01:12:47,220 --> 01:12:49,540 I'm like, you know, whatever. 2262 01:12:49,540 --> 01:12:50,380 Shit like that. 2263 01:12:50,380 --> 01:12:51,700 So that was like what my first set was. 2264 01:12:51,700 --> 01:12:53,020 And it went well. 2265 01:12:53,020 --> 01:12:55,540 Before that, two years before that, I did Copper Top 2266 01:12:55,540 --> 01:12:58,900 and I had never done standup before. 2267 01:12:58,900 --> 01:13:01,420 I didn't understand the concept of like the time thing. 2268 01:13:01,420 --> 01:13:03,020 They gave us 10 minutes. 2269 01:13:03,020 --> 01:13:03,860 Oh shit. 2270 01:13:03,860 --> 01:13:06,900 And I had a solid two and a half, three. 2271 01:13:06,900 --> 01:13:08,440 But instead of just doing my three 2272 01:13:08,440 --> 01:13:10,140 and sitting the fuck down like I should have, 2273 01:13:10,140 --> 01:13:13,580 I stayed up there for a miserable another seven minutes. 2274 01:13:13,580 --> 01:13:14,420 That's why. 2275 01:13:14,420 --> 01:13:16,020 Of just talking and trying. 2276 01:13:16,020 --> 01:13:17,060 And it was so bad. 2277 01:13:17,060 --> 01:13:19,140 I didn't understand, I didn't get, you know. 2278 01:13:19,140 --> 01:13:21,060 If you're watching this and you don't do standup, 2279 01:13:21,060 --> 01:13:22,180 that's insane. 2280 01:13:22,180 --> 01:13:23,260 Yeah, so then. 2281 01:13:23,260 --> 01:13:24,620 That's so fucking crazy. 2282 01:13:24,620 --> 01:13:27,220 So after that, I started watching Kill Tony. 2283 01:13:27,220 --> 01:13:30,180 That was back when it was at the store. 2284 01:13:30,180 --> 01:13:32,900 And that got me, I was like, okay, 2285 01:13:32,900 --> 01:13:34,820 I get what I'm supposed to do. 2286 01:13:34,820 --> 01:13:36,140 I was listening to podcasts. 2287 01:13:36,140 --> 01:13:37,820 I was listening to like Tuesdays with stories. 2288 01:13:37,820 --> 01:13:39,980 I started consuming way more comedy. 2289 01:13:39,980 --> 01:13:40,940 Because I'd always been a fan. 2290 01:13:40,940 --> 01:13:45,060 Me and Miles, who started shortly after me, 2291 01:13:45,060 --> 01:13:47,300 he's like one of my best friends. 2292 01:13:47,300 --> 01:13:49,620 And I officiated his wedding. 2293 01:13:49,620 --> 01:13:54,180 But he, I lost my train again. 2294 01:13:54,180 --> 01:13:55,380 What was I talking about? 2295 01:13:55,380 --> 01:13:57,220 My. 2296 01:13:57,220 --> 01:13:58,380 How you got into comedy. 2297 01:13:58,380 --> 01:13:59,620 Oh yeah, okay, okay. 2298 01:13:59,620 --> 01:14:02,820 So Miles, why did I bring him up though? 2299 01:14:02,820 --> 01:14:04,260 Fuck, I'm so high. 2300 01:14:04,260 --> 01:14:05,100 Shit. 2301 01:14:05,100 --> 01:14:05,940 I'm in the shit. 2302 01:14:05,940 --> 01:14:09,420 Um, where was I before, right before that? 2303 01:14:09,420 --> 01:14:12,300 Miles, son, oh fuck. 2304 01:14:12,300 --> 01:14:14,100 You helped him with the wedding? 2305 01:14:14,100 --> 01:14:16,220 Yeah, okay, I did, oh that's right. 2306 01:14:16,220 --> 01:14:17,580 So I did 10 minutes. 2307 01:14:18,580 --> 01:14:21,020 And Miles started shortly after me. 2308 01:14:21,020 --> 01:14:22,820 I was gonna tell a story about Miles, but I forgot it. 2309 01:14:22,820 --> 01:14:24,140 But that's it. 2310 01:14:24,140 --> 01:14:26,540 Copper top, yeah, bombs. 2311 01:14:26,540 --> 01:14:27,500 Then, oh yeah, okay. 2312 01:14:27,500 --> 01:14:29,900 So me and Miles went to a lot of shows together. 2313 01:14:29,900 --> 01:14:31,540 That was what I was going to. 2314 01:14:31,540 --> 01:14:34,940 We were doing, we went and saw Segura at Zany's. 2315 01:14:34,940 --> 01:14:37,340 And this motherfucker's like doing like huge venues now. 2316 01:14:37,340 --> 01:14:38,540 Theaters and stuff. 2317 01:14:38,540 --> 01:14:40,740 But yeah, we did, we saw him at Zany's. 2318 01:14:40,740 --> 01:14:42,660 We saw Joey Diaz at Zany's. 2319 01:14:42,660 --> 01:14:45,220 And then shortly thereafter, Stand Up Live opened. 2320 01:14:45,220 --> 01:14:49,060 And we saw, I think we might've saw Burt at Stand Up Live. 2321 01:14:49,060 --> 01:14:51,700 And the day I took Scott Easton's comedy class, 2322 01:14:51,700 --> 01:14:52,940 I saw a tell. 2323 01:14:52,940 --> 01:14:53,860 Oh damn. 2324 01:14:53,860 --> 01:14:57,020 And that might be the best live performance. 2325 01:14:57,020 --> 01:14:58,860 I'm one of the best live performances I've ever seen. 2326 01:14:58,860 --> 01:15:01,700 And now go to the thing I pulled up earlier. 2327 01:15:01,700 --> 01:15:02,900 Minimize that. 2328 01:15:02,900 --> 01:15:04,620 I think you got a picture of what you're talking about. 2329 01:15:04,620 --> 01:15:05,860 Go all the way to the bottom, yeah. 2330 01:15:05,860 --> 01:15:07,460 Go down, go down. 2331 01:15:07,460 --> 01:15:08,300 There you go. 2332 01:15:08,300 --> 01:15:09,620 Is that when you met Tom Segura? 2333 01:15:09,620 --> 01:15:10,460 Oh shit. 2334 01:15:10,460 --> 01:15:12,220 Let's pull this up. 2335 01:15:12,220 --> 01:15:14,140 Yeah, that's me, Miles, and Tom Segura. 2336 01:15:14,140 --> 01:15:15,460 Let me go down. 2337 01:15:15,460 --> 01:15:16,300 Is it going down? 2338 01:15:16,300 --> 01:15:17,140 There it is. 2339 01:15:17,140 --> 01:15:17,960 Oh, I saw that. 2340 01:15:17,960 --> 01:15:18,800 Okay, yeah, there it is. 2341 01:15:18,800 --> 01:15:20,500 That's my high school girlfriend, Mark Viola. 2342 01:15:20,500 --> 01:15:21,340 Ah! 2343 01:15:21,340 --> 01:15:22,180 Ah! 2344 01:15:22,180 --> 01:15:23,020 Ah! 2345 01:15:23,020 --> 01:15:23,860 Oh my gosh. 2346 01:15:23,860 --> 01:15:24,700 Ah! 2347 01:15:24,700 --> 01:15:25,540 Ah! 2348 01:15:25,540 --> 01:15:26,380 Oh shit. 2349 01:15:26,380 --> 01:15:27,220 You're good, you're good. 2350 01:15:27,220 --> 01:15:28,060 Fuck, I'm all right. 2351 01:15:28,060 --> 01:15:29,900 Oh, that was when I did Comedy and Drag. 2352 01:15:29,900 --> 01:15:31,180 That's what I was about to ask you. 2353 01:15:31,180 --> 01:15:32,860 2019 at a shenanigan. 2354 01:15:32,860 --> 01:15:34,180 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 2355 01:15:34,180 --> 01:15:36,660 Yeah, me and Zach did Comedy and Drag. 2356 01:15:36,660 --> 01:15:40,020 The one on the right is from whenever the pandemic, 2357 01:15:40,020 --> 01:15:42,020 that was 2020, in the middle of the pandemic. 2358 01:15:42,020 --> 01:15:44,460 And we did a show on the fucking loading dock. 2359 01:15:44,460 --> 01:15:45,660 I didn't know that picture existed. 2360 01:15:45,660 --> 01:15:46,980 Where did you find that? 2361 01:15:46,980 --> 01:15:47,820 He's a beast. 2362 01:15:47,820 --> 01:15:48,660 He's a beast. 2363 01:15:48,660 --> 01:15:50,420 He's a fucking monster. 2364 01:15:50,420 --> 01:15:52,460 I would love for you guys to send me that picture. 2365 01:15:52,460 --> 01:15:54,380 Oh yeah, yeah, you can have all. 2366 01:15:54,380 --> 01:15:58,060 Yeah, so, yeah, we did a show on a fucking loading dock 2367 01:15:58,060 --> 01:16:01,100 behind shenanigans of people back their goddamn cars in 2368 01:16:01,100 --> 01:16:02,980 and tune the radio to a certain frequency 2369 01:16:02,980 --> 01:16:04,500 that they could hear us on the radio. 2370 01:16:04,500 --> 01:16:07,060 But it was like, you couldn't hear them laugh. 2371 01:16:07,060 --> 01:16:08,420 So it was so lonely. 2372 01:16:08,420 --> 01:16:10,380 And then you couldn't, they were, 2373 01:16:10,380 --> 01:16:11,980 I think at first we were honking, 2374 01:16:11,980 --> 01:16:14,060 and then Wendy's was like, hey, you guys gotta stop. 2375 01:16:14,060 --> 01:16:17,660 So then they were just flashing their lights 2376 01:16:17,660 --> 01:16:20,180 and it was really hard to do stand up. 2377 01:16:20,180 --> 01:16:22,540 But I mean, I also, I was, you know, 2378 01:16:22,540 --> 01:16:24,700 a few months in, I was almost a year in at that point. 2379 01:16:24,700 --> 01:16:26,940 It was like, I was getting better and I was, I needed, 2380 01:16:26,940 --> 01:16:29,860 I mean, it was good to just save my shit, you know? 2381 01:16:29,860 --> 01:16:31,660 I think it was good. 2382 01:16:31,660 --> 01:16:33,380 Hell yeah, I was just talking to Alex about this. 2383 01:16:33,380 --> 01:16:34,580 I was like, I'm the type of comedian, 2384 01:16:34,580 --> 01:16:36,420 I have to go up every, like a lot. 2385 01:16:36,420 --> 01:16:38,220 Yeah, you should, everybody, yeah. 2386 01:16:38,220 --> 01:16:39,820 Yeah, well, that's, you should. 2387 01:16:39,820 --> 01:16:40,900 You need to get on stage. 2388 01:16:40,900 --> 01:16:43,540 You need to not be turning down any stage time right now 2389 01:16:43,540 --> 01:16:44,380 where you're at. 2390 01:16:44,380 --> 01:16:46,380 You need to be on stage as much as possible, 2391 01:16:46,380 --> 01:16:47,940 going to the gym constantly. 2392 01:16:47,940 --> 01:16:50,100 You're gonna get stronger, you're not gonna notice. 2393 01:16:50,100 --> 01:16:52,060 And then you're gonna get booked at Stand Up Live 2394 01:16:52,060 --> 01:16:53,540 and you're gonna crush and you're gonna be like, 2395 01:16:53,540 --> 01:16:54,700 oh, that was super easy. 2396 01:16:54,700 --> 01:16:56,980 That's why I go to all these shit bar shows. 2397 01:16:56,980 --> 01:17:00,500 Yep, and then what we wanna, this is a comedy podcast 2398 01:17:00,500 --> 01:17:03,780 about, you know, we're all young, we're all under a year. 2399 01:17:03,780 --> 01:17:05,460 Well, I mean, young in comedy. 2400 01:17:05,460 --> 01:17:07,100 All right, Alex, this motherfucker 2401 01:17:07,100 --> 01:17:08,060 is not out of roast mode. 2402 01:17:08,060 --> 01:17:10,020 Yeah, also, Alex has been doing comedy 2403 01:17:10,020 --> 01:17:11,180 for like 14 years. 2404 01:17:11,180 --> 01:17:12,020 Sorry. 2405 01:17:12,020 --> 01:17:17,020 But we like to, for people who like watch this, 2406 01:17:17,020 --> 01:17:19,340 usually it's somebody who thinking about starting Stand Up 2407 01:17:19,340 --> 01:17:20,340 or just starting. 2408 01:17:20,340 --> 01:17:22,540 And what do you got any advice for? 2409 01:17:22,540 --> 01:17:25,820 Okay, so I don't feel like I'm in a place to give advice, 2410 01:17:25,820 --> 01:17:27,540 but I will, I will. 2411 01:17:27,540 --> 01:17:30,540 But yeah, I just, I feel like I'm still a baby 2412 01:17:30,540 --> 01:17:32,300 is the advice that I would say. 2413 01:17:32,300 --> 01:17:36,020 I'm five years in, I'm a five year old in comedy. 2414 01:17:36,020 --> 01:17:37,580 I'm a kindergartener. 2415 01:17:37,580 --> 01:17:42,580 This is a, this is not a sprint. 2416 01:17:42,860 --> 01:17:44,900 You know, it's a, what's the other thing? 2417 01:17:44,900 --> 01:17:45,740 What's the phrase? 2418 01:17:45,740 --> 01:17:46,580 A marathon. 2419 01:17:46,580 --> 01:17:49,380 This is a marathon, not a sprint. 2420 01:17:49,380 --> 01:17:52,260 Just don't quit, do it as much as possible. 2421 01:17:52,260 --> 01:17:53,700 You're gonna get better. 2422 01:17:53,700 --> 01:17:56,820 And you know, get on the road, 2423 01:17:56,820 --> 01:17:59,220 try your jokes out other places. 2424 01:17:59,220 --> 01:18:02,020 There's, you know, there's shows in Tuscaloosa. 2425 01:18:02,020 --> 01:18:03,860 Go up to Chattanooga when you can. 2426 01:18:03,860 --> 01:18:05,540 Sign up for the Laughing School Open Mic. 2427 01:18:05,540 --> 01:18:06,660 Meet people. 2428 01:18:06,660 --> 01:18:08,340 Go to every epic comedy hour. 2429 01:18:08,340 --> 01:18:09,180 Just go there. 2430 01:18:09,180 --> 01:18:10,100 Try to help Scott. 2431 01:18:10,100 --> 01:18:11,380 Ask Scott to take you on the road. 2432 01:18:11,380 --> 01:18:12,540 He took you, right? 2433 01:18:12,540 --> 01:18:15,060 Scott's the best comic in town. 2434 01:18:15,060 --> 01:18:16,580 Oh yeah, yeah, he was a monster. 2435 01:18:16,580 --> 01:18:17,820 He's been doing it. 2436 01:18:17,820 --> 01:18:19,900 He murdered in Memphis. 2437 01:18:19,900 --> 01:18:21,580 I mean, they were holding their size. 2438 01:18:21,580 --> 01:18:22,420 That's what I'm saying. 2439 01:18:22,420 --> 01:18:23,700 He's a monster. 2440 01:18:23,700 --> 01:18:26,740 And we're very lucky to have him here. 2441 01:18:26,740 --> 01:18:29,180 He's integral to the scene. 2442 01:18:29,180 --> 01:18:31,380 He's, yeah, he's the reason that I met, 2443 01:18:31,380 --> 01:18:33,100 like Nashville Comics, 2444 01:18:33,100 --> 01:18:35,220 Atlanta Comics was able to get booked in those places. 2445 01:18:35,220 --> 01:18:36,820 He took me on the road with him. 2446 01:18:38,260 --> 01:18:40,940 Absorb every bit of information that guy has. 2447 01:18:40,940 --> 01:18:42,300 You know what I'm saying? 2448 01:18:44,180 --> 01:18:46,180 Just do it as much as possible. 2449 01:18:46,180 --> 01:18:47,060 Be nice. 2450 01:18:47,060 --> 01:18:49,660 Be likable on stage and off stage. 2451 01:18:49,660 --> 01:18:51,020 Just be nice. 2452 01:18:51,020 --> 01:18:52,660 Be professional. 2453 01:18:54,460 --> 01:18:56,940 Don't annoy the people that book you. 2454 01:18:56,940 --> 01:18:58,060 Don't ask a bunch of questions. 2455 01:18:58,060 --> 01:18:59,420 Just thank them for booking you. 2456 01:18:59,420 --> 01:19:00,260 That's big. 2457 01:19:00,260 --> 01:19:01,100 That's huge. 2458 01:19:01,100 --> 01:19:01,920 People don't realize, that's huge. 2459 01:19:01,920 --> 01:19:02,760 Yeah, just thank them. 2460 01:19:02,760 --> 01:19:06,020 Just say thank you so much for the spot. 2461 01:19:06,020 --> 01:19:06,980 Do your time. 2462 01:19:07,940 --> 01:19:08,980 Don't run the light. 2463 01:19:11,380 --> 01:19:12,500 I need to do this. 2464 01:19:12,500 --> 01:19:14,180 Write more. 2465 01:19:14,180 --> 01:19:16,340 Just write all the fucking time. 2466 01:19:16,340 --> 01:19:17,980 But also don't be scared to repeat jokes. 2467 01:19:17,980 --> 01:19:18,820 Get them good. 2468 01:19:18,820 --> 01:19:20,140 Work them out. 2469 01:19:20,140 --> 01:19:21,340 Do a rotation thing. 2470 01:19:21,340 --> 01:19:23,340 So you have a five minute set. 2471 01:19:23,340 --> 01:19:26,740 If you have two things that worked, keep those. 2472 01:19:26,740 --> 01:19:28,300 Put in two new things. 2473 01:19:28,300 --> 01:19:31,180 Do those two old ones and the two new ones. 2474 01:19:31,180 --> 01:19:33,260 And then when you get those two old ones. 2475 01:19:33,260 --> 01:19:35,580 When I was here, I definitely did the same shit 2476 01:19:35,580 --> 01:19:36,900 over and over and over again. 2477 01:19:36,900 --> 01:19:39,580 But I feel like those jokes are really strong now. 2478 01:19:39,580 --> 01:19:40,740 And no one cares. 2479 01:19:42,020 --> 01:19:44,420 Don't feel, content is good, 2480 01:19:44,420 --> 01:19:46,140 but don't feel obligated to post it. 2481 01:19:46,140 --> 01:19:47,860 Like I said, this is a marathon, not a sprint. 2482 01:19:47,860 --> 01:19:49,340 If you got famous right now, JJ, 2483 01:19:49,340 --> 01:19:50,700 what the fuck would you do with it? 2484 01:19:50,700 --> 01:19:52,140 Absolutely nothing. 2485 01:19:52,140 --> 01:19:52,980 You don't have an hour. 2486 01:19:52,980 --> 01:19:55,220 I'd have like a Antonio Brown breakdown. 2487 01:19:56,820 --> 01:19:57,660 You know what I'm saying? 2488 01:19:57,660 --> 01:20:01,340 So your product is your stand up. 2489 01:20:01,340 --> 01:20:04,500 And not just you, I'm saying in general. 2490 01:20:04,500 --> 01:20:06,820 As comedians, our product is our stand up. 2491 01:20:06,820 --> 01:20:09,500 And we wanna sell our product. 2492 01:20:09,500 --> 01:20:11,860 But your product, when you're new, that's just it. 2493 01:20:11,860 --> 01:20:15,220 My product isn't as good as it's gonna be in six years. 2494 01:20:15,220 --> 01:20:16,640 My product is gonna be really good 2495 01:20:16,640 --> 01:20:18,860 when I'm a 12 year comic, I think. 2496 01:20:18,860 --> 01:20:19,700 I'm on the track. 2497 01:20:19,700 --> 01:20:21,400 I think when I've been in it for 12 years, 2498 01:20:21,400 --> 01:20:24,300 I think I'm gonna be very good at this. 2499 01:20:24,300 --> 01:20:28,460 And yeah, until then, just don't feel obligated 2500 01:20:28,460 --> 01:20:29,700 to try and get famous. 2501 01:20:29,700 --> 01:20:33,020 If you got famous right now and you don't have an hour, 2502 01:20:33,020 --> 01:20:34,500 like the point of having followers 2503 01:20:34,500 --> 01:20:37,100 is to turn those into ticket sales. 2504 01:20:37,100 --> 01:20:39,500 If you sell tickets to a piece of shit product, 2505 01:20:39,500 --> 01:20:40,620 a piece of shit show, 2506 01:20:40,620 --> 01:20:43,180 they're not gonna come see you again. 2507 01:20:43,180 --> 01:20:44,940 So you want your product to be good. 2508 01:20:44,940 --> 01:20:46,900 And then hope, just post your content, 2509 01:20:46,900 --> 01:20:47,740 do whatever you want. 2510 01:20:47,740 --> 01:20:51,420 But eventually you wanna pop when you're ready. 2511 01:20:51,420 --> 01:20:54,340 If you pop too soon, you'll be famous on TikTok, 2512 01:20:54,340 --> 01:20:56,900 you'll go on tour for a year, and then the next year, 2513 01:20:56,900 --> 01:20:59,200 your agent is just gonna wanna get a bunch of money from you. 2514 01:20:59,200 --> 01:21:00,980 They're gonna overprice the tickets, 2515 01:21:00,980 --> 01:21:02,280 you'll go on tour for a year, 2516 01:21:02,280 --> 01:21:04,060 and nobody's gonna come see you next year. 2517 01:21:04,060 --> 01:21:05,140 You know what I'm saying? 2518 01:21:05,140 --> 01:21:07,540 I mean, there's exceptions. 2519 01:21:07,540 --> 01:21:09,460 And there's comics in Austin that have been doing it 2520 01:21:09,460 --> 01:21:11,660 for a shorter time than me. 2521 01:21:11,660 --> 01:21:14,380 I think that Cam Patterson is like two years in. 2522 01:21:14,380 --> 01:21:16,420 Heath is like a year or two in. 2523 01:21:16,420 --> 01:21:17,260 You know what I'm saying? 2524 01:21:17,260 --> 01:21:18,860 It's not linear. 2525 01:21:18,860 --> 01:21:20,260 People are gonna pass you. 2526 01:21:20,260 --> 01:21:21,100 You know, and that's it. 2527 01:21:21,100 --> 01:21:22,940 Yeah, but you can still tell when you, 2528 01:21:22,940 --> 01:21:24,780 I watched him, but you can still tell 2529 01:21:24,780 --> 01:21:27,660 they're new and comic. 2530 01:21:27,660 --> 01:21:29,180 They're dynamic. 2531 01:21:29,180 --> 01:21:30,900 When you see Cam, he's gonna have you laughing 2532 01:21:30,900 --> 01:21:32,460 because Cam is funny. 2533 01:21:32,460 --> 01:21:34,220 But like, huh? 2534 01:21:34,220 --> 01:21:36,060 Yeah, he's one of the best. 2535 01:21:36,060 --> 01:21:38,540 And he's also, to the thing about being nice, 2536 01:21:38,540 --> 01:21:40,060 that motherfucker is so nice. 2537 01:21:40,060 --> 01:21:41,540 If he walked in here right now, 2538 01:21:41,540 --> 01:21:43,500 he would dab every single one of us up. 2539 01:21:43,500 --> 01:21:44,780 If there were 40 of us in here, 2540 01:21:44,780 --> 01:21:47,020 he would walk around the room, he'd be tired as fuck, 2541 01:21:47,020 --> 01:21:49,660 and he would dab up every single person in here. 2542 01:21:49,660 --> 01:21:50,980 Comic, whatever. 2543 01:21:50,980 --> 01:21:52,900 He's the nicest motherfucker. 2544 01:21:52,900 --> 01:21:54,140 And he's great. 2545 01:21:54,140 --> 01:21:57,060 And he's so nice to like, you know, he's a buddy. 2546 01:21:57,060 --> 01:21:59,580 He's like, he hasn't changed a bit. 2547 01:21:59,580 --> 01:22:01,780 I love Cam because being from the hood, 2548 01:22:01,780 --> 01:22:04,300 there's so many funny motherfuckers there. 2549 01:22:04,300 --> 01:22:06,660 But they can't put it together and get it on stage. 2550 01:22:06,660 --> 01:22:08,100 And I was so happy when I saw Cam. 2551 01:22:08,100 --> 01:22:10,020 I'm like, he's the one that was able 2552 01:22:10,020 --> 01:22:11,340 to put it all together. 2553 01:22:11,340 --> 01:22:12,460 And I love Cam. 2554 01:22:12,460 --> 01:22:14,500 I'm so glad he's the new, you know, 2555 01:22:14,500 --> 01:22:15,780 I love David Lucas too, but you know, 2556 01:22:15,780 --> 01:22:17,300 it's his time to go ahead and do his thing. 2557 01:22:17,300 --> 01:22:18,420 Right, right, right. 2558 01:22:18,420 --> 01:22:19,300 Yeah, Cam's fucking great. 2559 01:22:19,300 --> 01:22:21,260 I saw him, like when he first moved, 2560 01:22:21,260 --> 01:22:24,060 he had like 15,000 followers already. 2561 01:22:24,060 --> 01:22:24,900 And now he's like- 2562 01:22:24,900 --> 01:22:25,740 That was before he got on? 2563 01:22:25,740 --> 01:22:26,580 Yeah. 2564 01:22:26,580 --> 01:22:27,420 Damn. 2565 01:22:27,420 --> 01:22:30,180 Yeah, I mean, just from posting reels from Tampa. 2566 01:22:30,180 --> 01:22:31,020 Oh, shit. 2567 01:22:31,020 --> 01:22:32,060 No, Orlando, sorry. 2568 01:22:32,060 --> 01:22:32,900 Orlando. 2569 01:22:32,900 --> 01:22:35,500 But yeah, yeah, so he had like 10, 15,000 followers 2570 01:22:35,500 --> 01:22:36,940 when he moved to Austin. 2571 01:22:36,940 --> 01:22:40,180 And then now he's at like 300K or something. 2572 01:22:40,180 --> 01:22:41,020 Deservedly so. 2573 01:22:41,020 --> 01:22:42,380 Yeah, deservedly so, he's great. 2574 01:22:42,380 --> 01:22:43,460 He's great. 2575 01:22:43,460 --> 01:22:44,500 Well, that was fucking crazy. 2576 01:22:44,500 --> 01:22:46,900 Got to see my, yeah, that's my ex-girlfriend Emma. 2577 01:22:46,900 --> 01:22:47,740 Ooh. 2578 01:22:47,740 --> 01:22:48,580 Nice. 2579 01:22:48,580 --> 01:22:50,460 Nice pose. 2580 01:22:51,380 --> 01:22:52,620 Yeah, that was our senior prank. 2581 01:22:52,620 --> 01:22:53,700 We all dressed like children 2582 01:22:53,700 --> 01:22:56,380 and rode like tricycles and shit to school. 2583 01:22:56,380 --> 01:22:59,180 I had a little three-wheeled scooter. 2584 01:22:59,180 --> 01:23:01,460 It had a bicycle tire on the front. 2585 01:23:01,460 --> 01:23:02,300 And then like- 2586 01:23:02,300 --> 01:23:03,140 Oh, shit. 2587 01:23:03,140 --> 01:23:04,740 Yeah, and then the back was like scooter tires. 2588 01:23:04,740 --> 01:23:05,580 It was weird. 2589 01:23:05,580 --> 01:23:06,900 Well, I got one of those now. 2590 01:23:06,900 --> 01:23:08,860 But I promise you, on our ride, 2591 01:23:08,860 --> 01:23:11,460 it's just like stuck in the back. 2592 01:23:11,460 --> 01:23:14,180 I don't know what the fuck happened to that thing. 2593 01:23:14,180 --> 01:23:17,180 I know what happened to that relationship. 2594 01:23:18,580 --> 01:23:19,940 All right, Brent, this day in the podcast, 2595 01:23:19,940 --> 01:23:21,500 what we're gonna do right now, 2596 01:23:21,500 --> 01:23:23,220 you just, first of all, thank you for coming on. 2597 01:23:23,220 --> 01:23:24,060 Yeah, thank you for having us. 2598 01:23:24,060 --> 01:23:25,380 Thank you so much for having me. 2599 01:23:25,380 --> 01:23:27,500 We really appreciate this, man. 2600 01:23:27,500 --> 01:23:28,340 Thank you. 2601 01:23:28,340 --> 01:23:30,020 And this camera right here, you're gonna tell them anything. 2602 01:23:30,020 --> 01:23:31,020 This will be out on Monday, 2603 01:23:31,020 --> 01:23:32,580 so tell them anything you got coming up, 2604 01:23:32,580 --> 01:23:35,300 where to find you, all your socials and everything, 2605 01:23:35,300 --> 01:23:36,140 your podcast. 2606 01:23:36,140 --> 01:23:38,700 Okay, watch my podcast, please. 2607 01:23:38,700 --> 01:23:40,060 It's Spooky Fun Time. 2608 01:23:40,060 --> 01:23:43,220 It's on all the places where podcasts live. 2609 01:23:43,220 --> 01:23:45,300 The full video's on Spotify and YouTube, 2610 01:23:45,300 --> 01:23:46,500 if you wanna look at me. 2611 01:23:47,380 --> 01:23:52,380 Follow at Spooky Fun Time Podcast on Instagram 2612 01:23:52,380 --> 01:23:54,380 and kind of a long handle, 2613 01:23:54,380 --> 01:23:56,700 but it's all they would let me do. 2614 01:23:56,700 --> 01:24:00,540 Follow Brent Reed Comedy on Instagram. 2615 01:24:00,540 --> 01:24:02,260 And I'm usually at the mothership 2616 01:24:02,260 --> 01:24:05,020 like the first of the month for Bottom of the Barrel. 2617 01:24:05,020 --> 01:24:05,860 Hell yeah. 2618 01:24:05,860 --> 01:24:06,700 Hey, thanks again, man. 2619 01:24:06,700 --> 01:24:08,300 We really appreciate this stuff. 2620 01:24:08,300 --> 01:24:09,620 Hell yeah, thank you guys so much. 2621 01:24:09,620 --> 01:24:10,620 I appreciate you. 2622 01:24:10,620 --> 01:24:11,460 You guys are great. 2623 01:24:11,460 --> 01:24:12,620 I love that you're putting back into, 2624 01:24:12,620 --> 01:24:13,460 oh, did you already end it? 2625 01:24:13,460 --> 01:24:14,500 No, no, it's still going. 2626 01:24:14,500 --> 01:24:15,340 Oh, okay. 2627 01:24:16,660 --> 01:24:17,500 That's good. 2628 01:24:17,500 --> 01:24:19,260 Oh, I was just gonna say, 2629 01:24:19,260 --> 01:24:20,100 what you guys are doing 2630 01:24:20,100 --> 01:24:21,460 for the Huntsville Comedy Scene is great, 2631 01:24:21,460 --> 01:24:23,020 and you guys are very funny, 2632 01:24:23,020 --> 01:24:24,180 and keep doing it. 2633 01:24:24,180 --> 01:24:25,020 Thanks, man. 2634 01:24:25,020 --> 01:24:25,860 Appreciate it, man. 2635 01:24:25,860 --> 01:24:26,680 We really appreciate it. 2636 01:24:26,680 --> 01:24:27,520 All right, love you, bye. 2637 01:24:27,520 --> 01:24:28,360 Love you, too. 2638 01:24:28,360 --> 01:24:29,200 Thank you. 2639 01:24:29,200 --> 01:24:46,620 ["Bottom of the Barrel"]