1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 This week on Clown College. 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,000 Oh. 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:10,000 Shit. 4 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,000 Shit. 5 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:12,000 Shit. 6 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Don't think about it. 7 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:14,000 Swallow it. 8 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Fuck it. 9 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,000 Everyone make it in lock up. 10 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,000 Swallow it. 11 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,000 Oh no. 12 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,000 I can't do it man. 13 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,000 I understand. 14 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,000 I can't do it. 15 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:24,000 This is the Clown College Podcast. 16 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:27,000 We're just a couple open micers trying to make our way through the scene. 17 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:31,000 We'll re-interview comedians throughout different stages of their comedy career. 18 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:34,000 No matter if they're open micers, headliners, or traveling comedians. 19 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,000 I'm here too. 20 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,000 Jamie 2.0. 21 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,000 I just talk a lot more. 22 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,000 Damn it Brandon. 23 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,000 Go sit in the corner. 24 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,000 Hey. 25 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,000 Boop boop boop boop boop. 26 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,000 Boop boop boop boop boop. 27 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,000 Yeah. 28 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,000 Boop boop boop boop boop. 29 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,000 These clowns rapping. 30 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,000 Talk about capping. 31 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,000 Come around here when I come out scrapping. 32 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,000 Boop boop boop boop boop. 33 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,000 Boop boop boop boop boop. 34 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,000 Yeah. 35 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,000 Boop boop boop boop boop. 36 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,000 These clowns rapping. 37 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,000 Talk about capping. 38 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,000 Come around here when I come out scrapping. 39 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,000 Boop boop boop boop boop boop. 40 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:01,000 I'm gonna rap, he gonna shit, I don't know what that bitch gonna hit. 41 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:02,000 Boop boop boop boop boop. 42 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,000 Yeah. 43 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,000 Hey. 44 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,000 Damn dude. 45 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,000 Coming in hot. 46 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,000 Yeah. 47 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,000 I know, I had to give it to him. 48 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,000 I wasn't expecting that. 49 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,000 Uh-uh. 50 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,000 That boy on the fly. 51 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,000 Well, yes I am. 52 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:18,000 So I think we need to talk about one of our heroes dying today. 53 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,000 Oh dude. 54 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,000 Orenthal James, man. 55 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,000 Rest in peace. 56 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,000 R.I.P. 57 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:26,000 2,000 yards in a 14 game season. 58 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,000 Unheard of. 59 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,000 Damn. 60 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,000 Just unheard of by running back. 61 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,000 Will never be replicated. 62 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,000 Yeah. 63 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,000 Quite literally impossible to do that. 64 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:34,000 Maybe the best follow on Twitter. 65 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,000 Yeah. 66 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,000 He's up there. 67 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,000 Hello Twitter world. 68 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,000 Heard he could drive the hell out of a car too for some reason. 69 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,000 I don't know. 70 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,000 He's whipping that thing dude. 71 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,000 He let him whip it. 72 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:45,000 Modern day cowboy just getting away on that Bronco dude. 73 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:49,500 Hey can you look up that video where he like plays that joke on the reporter where she 74 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:52,000 opens the door and he's got the knife and he's like. 75 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,000 Oh yeah. 76 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,000 Oh man I remember that. 77 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,000 That's one of the best videos ever made. 78 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,000 He's like, oh yeah. 79 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,000 This one? 80 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,000 Yeah that's it right there. 81 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,000 With his face. 82 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,000 Go to videos. 83 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,000 Let's see. 84 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,000 Yeah that one. 85 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,000 That one. 86 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,000 We're going to click on the TikTok one. 87 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,160 Damn Chinese spyware. 88 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:10,000 They're going to know all our analytics dude. 89 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,000 Yeah. 90 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:15,080 Yeah ban this shit. 91 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:16,760 It's taking forever to load man. 92 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:19,760 Bro my internet's been doing that lately. 93 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:22,760 Okay hold on. 94 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:26,760 Let me turn it up. 95 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:29,760 Hold on let me turn it up. 96 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:32,760 I had them all restarted for y'all. 97 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:35,760 I love how he does it. 98 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:37,760 Okay here we go. 99 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:40,760 Hold on you ready? 100 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:43,760 We been ready man. 101 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:45,760 Turn it up. 102 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:46,760 Oh fuck. 103 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:47,760 Come on. 104 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:48,760 Does that hurt your feelings? 105 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:49,760 No. 106 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:50,760 No. 107 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:52,760 And you got me riled up. 108 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:53,760 You got me started. 109 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:58,760 After we finished filming OJ said to me that he had a surprise for me and I genuinely was 110 00:02:58,760 --> 00:02:59,760 surprised. 111 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:00,760 Just did you do it? 112 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:01,760 No I didn't. 113 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:04,760 I think it was his idea of a joke. 114 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:12,760 And this is it. 115 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:13,760 He's a jokester. 116 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:16,760 He's a jokester dude. 117 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:19,760 That's great comedy and I believe that's a real knife. 118 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:20,760 Yeah that probably was. 119 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:21,760 It would be slipped. 120 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:22,760 Come on man. 121 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:23,760 He's innocent man. 122 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:24,760 He's innocent in my book dude. 123 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:25,760 You gotta quit it. 124 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:26,760 Yeah. 125 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:29,760 Do you know how many African Americans have been falsely accused and convicted of crimes 126 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:30,760 dude? 127 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:31,760 Let one go. 128 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:32,760 You right. 129 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:35,760 If he got off and he did it you know no harm no foul. 130 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:40,760 Okay yeah now the score is like zero to five thousand. 131 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:43,760 You know what I'm saying? 132 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:44,760 Let him go dude. 133 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:45,760 He's old. 134 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:46,760 Well now he's dead. 135 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:47,760 But he was old man. 136 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:48,760 He did Tom. 137 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:49,760 Prostate cancer. 138 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:50,760 Yeah that got him. 139 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:51,760 That will. 140 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:52,760 That'll get you. 141 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:53,760 What a pain in the ass. 142 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:54,760 Got him. 143 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:57,760 And nobody will care because he did kill those people. 144 00:03:57,760 --> 00:04:00,760 Prostate exams are looking a lot better now aren't they? 145 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:01,760 Do you think he killed them? 146 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:02,760 Huh? 147 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:03,760 Do you think he killed the people? 148 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:04,760 Do I think he killed them? 149 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:05,760 You see me I didn't do enough research. 150 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:06,760 I didn't do enough research. 151 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:11,760 Yeah I'm a young guy. 152 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:12,760 I can't tell you yet. 153 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:13,760 I gotta see what happens. 154 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:14,760 I gotta watch some documentaries. 155 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:15,760 He definitely killed them. 156 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:16,760 The People versus OJ Simpson. 157 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:17,760 Yeah that's good. 158 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:18,760 That's a good one to watch. 159 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:19,760 What's that on Netflix? 160 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:20,760 Hulu. 161 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:21,760 I can't remember. 162 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:22,760 I'm pretty sure it was a Hulu one. 163 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:23,760 Yeah. 164 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:24,760 But the whole thing was like that glove wouldn't fit on his hand because they had like froze 165 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:25,760 it to preserve it or whatever. 166 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:26,760 If the glove doesn't fit on his hand it's gonna be a dead man. 167 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:27,760 Yeah. 168 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:28,760 I mean I'm not gonna lie. 169 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:29,760 I'm not gonna lie. 170 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:30,760 I'm not gonna lie. 171 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:31,760 I'm not gonna lie. 172 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:32,760 I'm not gonna lie. 173 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:33,760 I'm not gonna lie. 174 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:34,760 I'm not gonna lie. 175 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:38,980 Yeah, whatever if the glove doesn't fit you must acquit or something like that. 176 00:04:38,980 --> 00:04:40,240 Johnnie Cochran was a motha fuck. 177 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:41,240 Hell yeah dude. 178 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:42,240 Good lawyer. 179 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:43,240 Love him dude. 180 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:44,240 He's one of my favorites. 181 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:45,240 What's his name? 182 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:46,240 Johnnie Cochran. 183 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:47,240 Johnnie Cochran. 184 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:48,240 Mhm. 185 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:49,100 It's right there. 186 00:04:49,100 --> 00:04:51,580 You really emphasized the cocks syllable. 187 00:04:51,580 --> 00:04:52,580 Oh yeah. 188 00:04:52,580 --> 00:04:53,580 Okay cocaine. 189 00:04:53,580 --> 00:04:54,580 Oh Johnny. 190 00:04:54,580 --> 00:04:55,580 Oh there you go. 191 00:04:55,580 --> 00:04:56,580 He could be your daddy Brandon. 192 00:04:56,580 --> 00:04:57,700 He does look like my daddy man. 193 00:04:57,700 --> 00:04:58,700 It's for real. 194 00:04:58,700 --> 00:05:00,340 Hasn't got his blood on it. 195 00:05:00,340 --> 00:05:02,020 He could be your daddy, Brandon. 196 00:05:02,020 --> 00:05:03,540 He does look like my daddy. 197 00:05:03,540 --> 00:05:05,020 That's fucking crazy. 198 00:05:05,020 --> 00:05:05,860 Like for real. 199 00:05:05,860 --> 00:05:06,680 That's not him. 200 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:07,520 That's an actor. 201 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:08,360 He kinda looks like Eddie Murphy, dude. 202 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:09,180 That's an actor. 203 00:05:09,180 --> 00:05:10,020 Oh, shit. 204 00:05:10,020 --> 00:05:10,860 Oh, no. 205 00:05:10,860 --> 00:05:11,700 Damn, he does too. 206 00:05:11,700 --> 00:05:12,520 He looks just like him though. 207 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:13,360 They did that. 208 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:15,420 He's got the Dahmer glasses. 209 00:05:15,420 --> 00:05:18,100 Not good for a criminal defense attorney, dude. 210 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:18,940 Or the best. 211 00:05:18,940 --> 00:05:19,780 It's true. 212 00:05:19,780 --> 00:05:21,380 He probably could've got Dahmer off. 213 00:05:23,380 --> 00:05:25,020 I'm glad he didn't. 214 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:26,180 Why? 215 00:05:26,180 --> 00:05:28,780 Sometimes I'm glad he didn't do the same for Dahmer. 216 00:05:28,780 --> 00:05:31,100 You don't wanna, you want one Dahmer to be free? 217 00:05:31,100 --> 00:05:32,940 Hell no, especially if I was around. 218 00:05:32,940 --> 00:05:33,780 Shit, hey man. 219 00:05:33,780 --> 00:05:34,620 Oh yeah, no. 220 00:05:34,620 --> 00:05:37,940 He would've got your ass easily. 221 00:05:37,940 --> 00:05:38,780 No, I, I. 222 00:05:38,780 --> 00:05:39,620 Easily, man. 223 00:05:39,620 --> 00:05:40,700 He would've probably been bored. 224 00:05:40,700 --> 00:05:41,540 Like, I can't do this. 225 00:05:41,540 --> 00:05:42,360 It's too easy. 226 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:44,500 It's like, Brandon, I got some barbecue in here. 227 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:45,820 He's like, oh shit. 228 00:05:45,820 --> 00:05:46,660 Ribs. 229 00:05:46,660 --> 00:05:48,260 I would've acted like nothing happened. 230 00:05:48,260 --> 00:05:49,460 He'd be like, you didn't smell that? 231 00:05:49,460 --> 00:05:51,500 I'd be like, dude, I just didn't wanna be rude, man. 232 00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:52,340 But this shit. 233 00:05:52,340 --> 00:05:53,740 Did you see how he hesitated for a second 234 00:05:53,740 --> 00:05:56,100 when he was holding the imaginary ribs? 235 00:05:56,100 --> 00:05:56,940 He was like, oh. 236 00:05:56,940 --> 00:06:01,100 You just tricked yourself, dude. 237 00:06:01,100 --> 00:06:01,940 Yes. 238 00:06:03,340 --> 00:06:04,300 Tyrone? 239 00:06:04,300 --> 00:06:05,300 No. 240 00:06:05,300 --> 00:06:07,700 This is my second favorite criminal defense attorney 241 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:09,420 right behind Leibowitz. 242 00:06:09,420 --> 00:06:10,260 Leibowitz? 243 00:06:10,260 --> 00:06:11,180 What a Leibowitz. 244 00:06:11,180 --> 00:06:13,980 Look up Leibowitz Scottsboro Boys. 245 00:06:13,980 --> 00:06:16,380 Le, oh, Leibowitz. 246 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:19,860 Okay, how you spell Leibowitz? 247 00:06:19,860 --> 00:06:21,060 That's close enough. 248 00:06:21,060 --> 00:06:22,300 Scottsboro Boys. 249 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:25,140 Well, that's not him. 250 00:06:25,140 --> 00:06:27,300 That is Edna from The Incredibles. 251 00:06:30,300 --> 00:06:31,180 Scottsboro what? 252 00:06:31,180 --> 00:06:32,020 Boys. 253 00:06:32,020 --> 00:06:32,840 Boys. 254 00:06:32,840 --> 00:06:34,940 Oh shit, I remember that. 255 00:06:34,940 --> 00:06:35,780 I remember that. 256 00:06:35,780 --> 00:06:36,740 There he is, dude. 257 00:06:36,740 --> 00:06:38,140 Samuel Leibowitz. 258 00:06:38,140 --> 00:06:40,060 Oh man, yeah, I remember that. 259 00:06:40,060 --> 00:06:41,740 Just off the picture, he's my favorite. 260 00:06:41,740 --> 00:06:42,580 Yeah, look at him. 261 00:06:42,580 --> 00:06:44,380 Because back in those days. 262 00:06:44,380 --> 00:06:46,780 He was like a Romanian immigrant. 263 00:06:46,780 --> 00:06:48,300 Grew up poor as shit. 264 00:06:48,300 --> 00:06:49,780 Grinded his way to the top. 265 00:06:49,780 --> 00:06:52,980 He would defend the most heinous criminals 266 00:06:52,980 --> 00:06:55,820 in New York, I believe. 267 00:06:55,820 --> 00:06:58,280 One of those Northeastern, rough dude, East Coast. 268 00:06:59,420 --> 00:07:01,300 He didn't fuck around, man. 269 00:07:01,300 --> 00:07:02,140 He got him off? 270 00:07:04,940 --> 00:07:07,140 Well, I mean, he lightened their sentences. 271 00:07:07,140 --> 00:07:08,660 I mean, you gotta realize, 272 00:07:08,660 --> 00:07:11,420 these guys were accused of gang raping 273 00:07:11,420 --> 00:07:13,300 two white women from Huntsville. 274 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:14,140 For real? 275 00:07:14,140 --> 00:07:14,980 Yeah. 276 00:07:14,980 --> 00:07:16,820 This is what I was telling you about that one time. 277 00:07:16,820 --> 00:07:21,700 Where they, the police were beating these guys one time. 278 00:07:21,700 --> 00:07:23,340 They were in jail for years. 279 00:07:23,340 --> 00:07:25,180 They had multiple trials. 280 00:07:25,180 --> 00:07:26,660 They got the death penalty, 281 00:07:26,660 --> 00:07:29,380 and people were like, don't kill them. 282 00:07:29,380 --> 00:07:32,300 So then they were like, okay, well, life in prison. 283 00:07:32,300 --> 00:07:34,620 Even though they were completely innocent, man. 284 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:37,160 And the police were beating them in the car one time. 285 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:38,540 A dude had a knife or something, 286 00:07:38,540 --> 00:07:41,180 and slashed one of the police officers' throats 287 00:07:41,180 --> 00:07:42,020 in the cop car. 288 00:07:42,020 --> 00:07:43,220 I think this might be false, 289 00:07:43,220 --> 00:07:44,500 but I think this is what happened. 290 00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:46,340 And then one of the other cops shot him. 291 00:07:46,340 --> 00:07:48,100 So one of the dudes died. 292 00:07:48,100 --> 00:07:50,380 Couple of other ones spent, 293 00:07:50,380 --> 00:07:54,060 I wanna say close to 13 years in prison. 294 00:07:54,060 --> 00:07:54,900 Man, that's bad. 295 00:07:54,900 --> 00:07:56,180 Falsely accused. 296 00:07:56,180 --> 00:07:59,580 But it's because Ruby Bates and Victoria Price 297 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:01,420 were the two women that accused these guys, 298 00:08:01,420 --> 00:08:03,620 and they were the scum of white society. 299 00:08:03,620 --> 00:08:07,020 They worked at the least prosperous cotton mill 300 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:10,260 in Huntsville, lived in an all-black neighborhood. 301 00:08:10,260 --> 00:08:12,820 Good white people like me would spit on those whores. 302 00:08:12,820 --> 00:08:13,660 You know what I'm saying? 303 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:14,480 Yeah, yeah. 304 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:16,220 And then they got some attention 305 00:08:16,220 --> 00:08:18,380 from saying that this happened, 306 00:08:18,380 --> 00:08:19,380 and they just wrote it out. 307 00:08:19,380 --> 00:08:21,700 Dude, it's kinda like the Salem witch trials. 308 00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:22,940 Damn, man. 309 00:08:22,940 --> 00:08:23,760 Hose, man. 310 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:26,060 This was Only Fans before Only Fans, dude. 311 00:08:26,060 --> 00:08:27,500 That is fucking crazy. 312 00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:28,340 Unbelievable. 313 00:08:28,340 --> 00:08:29,500 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 314 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:30,700 It's always been here. 315 00:08:30,700 --> 00:08:31,900 People get mad at my jokes, 316 00:08:31,900 --> 00:08:34,300 saying I miss old racism. 317 00:08:34,300 --> 00:08:36,440 Not getting hung for saying a white girl 318 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:37,500 had a fat ass racism. 319 00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:38,380 This is what I'm talking about. 320 00:08:38,380 --> 00:08:40,100 Yeah, this is a really good example. 321 00:08:40,100 --> 00:08:40,940 Local example. 322 00:08:40,940 --> 00:08:41,780 Where are the Scots, bro? 323 00:08:41,780 --> 00:08:43,660 40 minutes away. 324 00:08:43,660 --> 00:08:44,740 That's fucking crazy. 325 00:08:44,740 --> 00:08:45,580 Unreal, dude. 326 00:08:45,580 --> 00:08:48,700 And there's some crazy old excerpts 327 00:08:48,700 --> 00:08:50,860 from the Huntsville Times. 328 00:08:50,860 --> 00:08:53,540 The editor hated these dudes. 329 00:08:55,540 --> 00:08:59,220 I can't even say what it says on camera. 330 00:08:59,220 --> 00:09:02,700 I can't say that because that's not correct. 331 00:09:02,700 --> 00:09:04,900 But the headline on camera. 332 00:09:04,900 --> 00:09:06,380 Yeah, I'll tell you after. 333 00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:08,620 I say it every night in the mirror before I go to bed, 334 00:09:08,620 --> 00:09:11,700 but I'm not willing to do that in a recorded setting. 335 00:09:11,700 --> 00:09:12,940 Damn, that's new. 336 00:09:12,940 --> 00:09:13,780 When did this happen? 337 00:09:13,780 --> 00:09:15,100 No, I'm just fucking with y'all, though. 338 00:09:15,100 --> 00:09:16,540 I think it was like the 30s. 339 00:09:16,540 --> 00:09:17,380 Oh. 340 00:09:17,380 --> 00:09:19,420 The 20s, 30s? 341 00:09:19,420 --> 00:09:21,060 Damn, yeah, that's a year. 342 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:22,540 Yeah, that's fucking crazy, man. 343 00:09:22,540 --> 00:09:24,820 I like how we started with some lighthearted topics 344 00:09:24,820 --> 00:09:27,500 like murder and gang rape. 345 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:28,860 Yeah, yeah. 346 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:29,700 Ease you in. 347 00:09:29,700 --> 00:09:31,900 Hey, we went full spectrum, dude. 348 00:09:31,900 --> 00:09:35,380 A black guy that did do the crime who got away with it. 349 00:09:35,380 --> 00:09:37,920 And then here's nine black dudes that didn't do it 350 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:40,220 that didn't get away with it. 351 00:09:40,220 --> 00:09:41,860 Falsely accused and in prison. 352 00:09:41,860 --> 00:09:42,900 So it's unbelievable. 353 00:09:42,900 --> 00:09:44,300 It's not even even. 354 00:09:44,300 --> 00:09:45,220 It's all the way over here. 355 00:09:45,220 --> 00:09:46,540 It's reparations, dude. 356 00:09:46,540 --> 00:09:48,500 Let OJ go, man. 357 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:50,340 Let's bring him back. 358 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:51,180 I'm ready. 359 00:09:51,180 --> 00:09:52,340 Here he is, give it up. 360 00:09:52,340 --> 00:09:53,940 Oh, this is getting in here. 361 00:09:53,940 --> 00:09:55,260 He walks in, it's Alex in blackface. 362 00:09:55,260 --> 00:09:56,900 That'll be fucking great. 363 00:09:56,900 --> 00:09:58,900 Oh, man, I'd be like, oh my gosh. 364 00:10:01,340 --> 00:10:04,420 I think Alex should do his hair like how Terrence Howard had it. 365 00:10:04,420 --> 00:10:05,500 Oh my God. 366 00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:07,660 I would love that Terrence Howard. 367 00:10:07,660 --> 00:10:08,740 This nigga is wild. 368 00:10:08,740 --> 00:10:10,140 And he's ginger. 369 00:10:10,140 --> 00:10:12,060 Why is it red, man? 370 00:10:12,060 --> 00:10:13,140 I don't even know. 371 00:10:13,140 --> 00:10:13,980 That's his natural hair? 372 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:15,820 Is that like a bondage red? 373 00:10:15,820 --> 00:10:16,980 That looks red. 374 00:10:16,980 --> 00:10:17,820 That's right. 375 00:10:17,820 --> 00:10:18,660 That is right. 376 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:19,500 Hold on. 377 00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:20,340 First of all, this is Jake Muncie. 378 00:10:20,340 --> 00:10:23,900 I mean, look at the chest hair. 379 00:10:23,900 --> 00:10:25,660 The regular hair, dude. 380 00:10:25,660 --> 00:10:27,420 This is Jake, man. 381 00:10:27,420 --> 00:10:28,740 Equally insane. 382 00:10:29,900 --> 00:10:31,100 I can't believe Terrence Howard. 383 00:10:31,100 --> 00:10:33,020 And this is a serious interview. 384 00:10:33,020 --> 00:10:34,020 Wow, man. 385 00:10:34,020 --> 00:10:36,260 Where he's talking about why he has to come back to work. 386 00:10:36,260 --> 00:10:37,740 He was trying to retire. 387 00:10:37,740 --> 00:10:39,700 And he's talking serious through this whole interview 388 00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:40,580 with this hair. 389 00:10:41,780 --> 00:10:42,900 Look at the bottom right. 390 00:10:42,900 --> 00:10:45,900 This was for Straight Talk Wireless, though. 391 00:10:45,900 --> 00:10:48,740 Oh, how the mighty have fallen, man. 392 00:10:48,740 --> 00:10:50,180 But that hair is beautiful, dude. 393 00:10:50,180 --> 00:10:51,300 It is. 394 00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:52,140 It's nice. 395 00:10:52,140 --> 00:10:53,740 It's like Wendy Williams, you know? 396 00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:54,580 I like it. 397 00:10:54,580 --> 00:10:56,820 Not a good comparison. 398 00:10:56,820 --> 00:10:57,660 Not a good comparison? 399 00:10:57,660 --> 00:10:58,980 No, I see the vision. 400 00:10:58,980 --> 00:11:00,860 It's Farrah Fawcett right there. 401 00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:01,700 Who? 402 00:11:01,700 --> 00:11:02,980 Farrah Fawcett. 403 00:11:02,980 --> 00:11:04,100 That's the Farrah Fawcett hair. 404 00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:05,500 Let's search that up. 405 00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:06,340 You said Farrah Fawcett. 406 00:11:06,340 --> 00:11:07,740 Popularized by Farrah Fawcett. 407 00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:10,740 Wow. 408 00:11:10,740 --> 00:11:12,820 Dude, I think she would have been my celebrity crush 409 00:11:12,820 --> 00:11:13,660 back in the day. 410 00:11:13,660 --> 00:11:14,500 That's the same hair. 411 00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:15,900 So what movies did she do? 412 00:11:17,140 --> 00:11:17,980 She's big. 413 00:11:17,980 --> 00:11:18,820 She was huge. 414 00:11:18,820 --> 00:11:19,660 I don't know. 415 00:11:19,660 --> 00:11:20,500 That was before my time. 416 00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:24,180 But she was like the smoke show of the... 417 00:11:24,180 --> 00:11:25,180 Like 70s? 418 00:11:25,180 --> 00:11:26,900 Yeah, 60s, 70s. 419 00:11:26,900 --> 00:11:27,740 Yeah. 420 00:11:27,740 --> 00:11:29,540 Dude, that, I almost had that. 421 00:11:29,540 --> 00:11:31,860 That's what I was going for when I had the moment. 422 00:11:31,860 --> 00:11:32,820 You would have pulled it off, man. 423 00:11:32,820 --> 00:11:34,260 It wasn't as good as that. 424 00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:37,620 I was more like Farrah Spigot, dude. 425 00:11:39,020 --> 00:11:40,780 That sounded racist. 426 00:11:40,780 --> 00:11:41,620 Sorry. 427 00:11:41,620 --> 00:11:44,620 I was trying to find a slur it sounded like. 428 00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:46,300 Look at that guy at the Mexicans. 429 00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:47,140 No. 430 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:50,700 No, man. 431 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:53,540 I used double Gs, but that's a different slur. 432 00:11:56,660 --> 00:11:57,780 I'm gonna have to... 433 00:11:57,780 --> 00:11:58,620 Double Gs. 434 00:11:58,620 --> 00:11:59,460 I don't... 435 00:11:59,460 --> 00:12:00,580 Oh, what else happened? 436 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:04,700 You had a fun night last night with your new friend 437 00:12:04,700 --> 00:12:07,060 that you met at Fats Hammy's. 438 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,420 This punk ass bitch. 439 00:12:08,420 --> 00:12:11,580 He looks like Harry Potter if he was a cuck. 440 00:12:11,580 --> 00:12:12,420 Damn. 441 00:12:12,420 --> 00:12:14,180 He's just a bitch. 442 00:12:14,180 --> 00:12:15,100 He's did it before. 443 00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:16,300 I didn't know it was the same person, 444 00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:18,100 but with Daniel Castillo, 445 00:12:18,100 --> 00:12:19,900 he was going up to practice for Stand Up Live. 446 00:12:19,900 --> 00:12:20,980 Yeah, rest in peace. 447 00:12:21,940 --> 00:12:24,220 He was going up there to practice for Stand Up Live 448 00:12:24,220 --> 00:12:25,660 and he kept on saying shit like, 449 00:12:25,660 --> 00:12:26,700 you're not funny. 450 00:12:26,700 --> 00:12:29,420 Say something funny and ruined his whole set. 451 00:12:29,420 --> 00:12:31,780 Then Jake gets up there last night 452 00:12:31,780 --> 00:12:32,620 and out of nowhere, 453 00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:33,660 because he wasn't doing it before 454 00:12:33,660 --> 00:12:35,300 and he just starts heckling Jake. 455 00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:38,700 Like check his hard drive and... 456 00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:39,540 Yeah. 457 00:12:39,540 --> 00:12:40,780 Just stupid stuff, man. 458 00:12:40,780 --> 00:12:42,980 Every time Jake would try to say a punch line, 459 00:12:42,980 --> 00:12:44,060 he would step all over. 460 00:12:44,060 --> 00:12:46,860 Just like, ah, just saying dumb shit. 461 00:12:46,860 --> 00:12:48,300 Then I get up there 462 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:50,020 and the skinny one had said something first. 463 00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:50,940 I'm talking about my mom. 464 00:12:50,940 --> 00:12:53,060 He was like, mom's a hoe or something like that. 465 00:12:53,060 --> 00:12:54,260 I told him, I was like, 466 00:12:54,260 --> 00:12:55,940 I'm just a nigga up here on the mic. 467 00:12:55,940 --> 00:12:57,100 I will fuck you up. 468 00:12:57,100 --> 00:12:57,940 You know what I'm saying? 469 00:12:57,940 --> 00:12:59,460 I just let him know that I will beat the shit out of you, 470 00:12:59,460 --> 00:13:00,660 you punk ass bitch. 471 00:13:00,660 --> 00:13:05,180 And then I forgot my fucking new joke 472 00:13:05,180 --> 00:13:08,940 that I'm trying to work on for tonight at Shenanigans. 473 00:13:08,940 --> 00:13:10,260 And then, cause he flustered me. 474 00:13:10,260 --> 00:13:11,940 I don't like that he flustered me either. 475 00:13:11,940 --> 00:13:14,340 That's kind of why I wanted to just smack the shit. 476 00:13:14,340 --> 00:13:16,380 Look, I'm telling y'all, it wouldn't have been a fight. 477 00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:18,460 I would have just went up there and smacked him. 478 00:13:18,460 --> 00:13:21,100 And I guarantee 1000% he would have screamed 479 00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:22,140 and then written call the police. 480 00:13:22,140 --> 00:13:22,980 He had a pedophile mustache. 481 00:13:22,980 --> 00:13:24,340 He would have screamed loud too. 482 00:13:24,340 --> 00:13:25,420 He had the pedo stash. 483 00:13:25,420 --> 00:13:27,260 He walked like Far as Gump as a child 484 00:13:27,260 --> 00:13:29,100 with no leg braces on. 485 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,340 He was drunk as shit. 486 00:13:30,340 --> 00:13:31,620 But they were definitely the type, 487 00:13:31,620 --> 00:13:34,020 if you would have even slightly put your hand on them, 488 00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:36,100 they would contact the authorities immediately. 489 00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:37,140 He did that with Alex. 490 00:13:37,140 --> 00:13:39,460 Alex went up there and Alex was being nicer this time. 491 00:13:39,460 --> 00:13:41,260 The first time Alex got in his ass and he was scared. 492 00:13:41,260 --> 00:13:43,380 He was like, I just want to shake your hand. 493 00:13:43,380 --> 00:13:45,060 And I was like, no, fuck you. 494 00:13:45,060 --> 00:13:47,460 You're fucking up the whole comedy show. 495 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:50,420 Then Alex goes over there while I think I was on stage. 496 00:13:50,420 --> 00:13:53,780 And he was like, hey man, can you comment down? 497 00:13:53,780 --> 00:13:55,420 He was like, you're being really aggressive with me. 498 00:13:55,420 --> 00:13:56,660 You touched me. 499 00:13:56,660 --> 00:13:59,020 Aw, it's a bitch ass nigga. 500 00:13:59,020 --> 00:14:00,940 I can't stand them whole ass. 501 00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:01,780 But I loved it, dude. 502 00:14:01,780 --> 00:14:04,500 That boy Alex, he is fired. 503 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:05,340 He's on business. 504 00:14:05,340 --> 00:14:07,020 Zero to a hundred real fast. 505 00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:07,860 I love that confidence. 506 00:14:07,860 --> 00:14:09,660 He's like a Tesla plaid, that guy. 507 00:14:09,660 --> 00:14:11,580 Just fucking angry in a second, dude. 508 00:14:11,580 --> 00:14:12,420 I love it, though. 509 00:14:12,420 --> 00:14:13,260 Yeah, I do. 510 00:14:13,260 --> 00:14:15,660 Dude, he's a best man. 511 00:14:15,660 --> 00:14:16,500 He's a good host. 512 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:18,100 You need that in a host. 513 00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:20,460 He fucking sets the tone. 514 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,100 Yeah, you just don't want to let the crowd just, 515 00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:24,060 I mean, because that can ruin everything. 516 00:14:24,060 --> 00:14:25,660 Then everybody who's going up there, 517 00:14:25,660 --> 00:14:26,980 you have to deal with this heckler. 518 00:14:26,980 --> 00:14:28,980 And it's not a fun, even if somebody's drunk, 519 00:14:28,980 --> 00:14:31,420 the dude in the front was drunk with the red hair. 520 00:14:31,420 --> 00:14:32,260 He was cool. 521 00:14:32,260 --> 00:14:33,100 Exactly. 522 00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:33,920 He would say shit. 523 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:35,060 He would say shit, but he would know, 524 00:14:35,060 --> 00:14:37,220 and he was belligerently drunk, 525 00:14:37,220 --> 00:14:39,020 and he was still, yeah. 526 00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:41,020 But he was still like, you could have fun with that. 527 00:14:41,020 --> 00:14:41,860 You know what I mean? 528 00:14:41,860 --> 00:14:43,460 He was there for the comedy. 529 00:14:43,460 --> 00:14:45,420 He was there to have a good time at a comedy show. 530 00:14:45,420 --> 00:14:47,140 These guys got their back turned 531 00:14:47,140 --> 00:14:50,020 with some girls who, they're definitely not fucking. 532 00:14:50,020 --> 00:14:50,860 Oh, there's no chance. 533 00:14:50,860 --> 00:14:51,700 Oh, no, no. 534 00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:54,700 They wanted to, but they're probably friends, 535 00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:56,820 and they go have coffee together, 536 00:14:56,820 --> 00:14:58,820 but no insertion for sure. 537 00:14:58,820 --> 00:15:00,620 Sounds like they do white people shit. 538 00:15:00,620 --> 00:15:02,380 They drink coffee in a group. 539 00:15:02,380 --> 00:15:05,900 They can't pick your asses unless they're Starbucks. 540 00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:09,180 That shit was just lame, though. 541 00:15:09,180 --> 00:15:11,300 Yeah, because Jake went up fifth, 542 00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:13,380 and that's kind of when it really started getting bad. 543 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,460 You went up sixth, and then I was seventh. 544 00:15:15,460 --> 00:15:17,580 So it was just us three in a row, 545 00:15:17,580 --> 00:15:19,780 and I said, I have a joke where I'm like, 546 00:15:19,780 --> 00:15:21,100 I'm about to graduate college, 547 00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:22,800 and then they just started booing. 548 00:15:23,860 --> 00:15:26,540 Shocking that they're not big fans of education. 549 00:15:27,540 --> 00:15:29,020 Absolutely mind boggling. 550 00:15:29,020 --> 00:15:31,140 But then they were just like, for the rest of the time, 551 00:15:31,140 --> 00:15:33,620 they would talk unnecessarily loud. 552 00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:35,700 They're drunk, and just what pisses me off 553 00:15:35,700 --> 00:15:36,740 about those type of people, 554 00:15:36,740 --> 00:15:38,700 they've never been punched in the face. 555 00:15:38,700 --> 00:15:40,180 You could tell. 556 00:15:40,180 --> 00:15:43,020 They've always been allowed to be dickheads 557 00:15:43,020 --> 00:15:46,180 and just the worst people ever. 558 00:15:46,180 --> 00:15:48,460 And it's like everybody else in there, 559 00:15:48,460 --> 00:15:50,780 even the random people, not just the comedians, 560 00:15:50,780 --> 00:15:52,260 was enjoying the show. 561 00:15:52,260 --> 00:15:53,900 They were laughing, they were involved. 562 00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:57,320 It's just those two fucking pussies in the corner 563 00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:59,900 were just like, eh, eh, eh, 564 00:15:59,900 --> 00:16:01,780 and made the whole thing about them. 565 00:16:01,780 --> 00:16:03,580 And it's like, you're lame as shit. 566 00:16:03,580 --> 00:16:04,820 Just leave. 567 00:16:04,820 --> 00:16:05,660 Or get up. 568 00:16:06,660 --> 00:16:07,980 We're downtown. 569 00:16:07,980 --> 00:16:10,380 There's a million places to go. 570 00:16:10,380 --> 00:16:11,900 Get out and leave, dude. 571 00:16:13,020 --> 00:16:14,940 Nobody there is fucking with you. 572 00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:17,300 Your coworkers are like, yeah, I'm sorry about that guy. 573 00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:18,140 He's a dickhead. 574 00:16:18,140 --> 00:16:21,140 Yeah, and the thing is, they work there, 575 00:16:21,140 --> 00:16:23,540 so they know it's gonna be a comedy show. 576 00:16:23,540 --> 00:16:26,800 It's not like it was just put up on them at the last second. 577 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,220 They knew it was gonna be a comedy show. 578 00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:30,180 You work at this fucking place, 579 00:16:30,180 --> 00:16:32,260 I guarantee we don't have any comedians 580 00:16:32,260 --> 00:16:34,460 that will be dicks to the staff. 581 00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:36,220 Everywhere we go, the staff loves us. 582 00:16:36,220 --> 00:16:38,900 We tip well, we fucking always buy shit 583 00:16:38,900 --> 00:16:42,380 for the establishment, and every one of them likes us. 584 00:16:42,380 --> 00:16:44,100 I never even remember this guy, 585 00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:45,900 but I will be looking for him from now on. 586 00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:47,780 I want to spit in his face. 587 00:16:47,780 --> 00:16:50,780 I don't know how I can relay this in such a way. 588 00:16:50,780 --> 00:16:51,760 Dan, calm me down. 589 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:52,940 Thank Dan Price. 590 00:16:52,940 --> 00:16:55,340 Where he was like, come over here. 591 00:16:55,340 --> 00:16:56,900 He was like, you got something, 592 00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:58,780 because I told him I was like, 593 00:16:58,780 --> 00:17:00,740 I'm just a regular nigga up here. 594 00:17:00,740 --> 00:17:02,020 I will be off this stage. 595 00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:02,860 Yeah. 596 00:17:02,860 --> 00:17:04,420 I'll be waiting outside. 597 00:17:04,420 --> 00:17:07,460 Whenever your set was, the skinny one started to walk 598 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:08,420 like he was going outside. 599 00:17:08,420 --> 00:17:09,260 I just left. 600 00:17:09,260 --> 00:17:10,100 I was like, oh, I'm going up here 601 00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:11,060 to smoke a cigarette away from him to come out. 602 00:17:11,060 --> 00:17:13,700 And I will call him a bitch ass, punk ass. 603 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,860 And I'm glad he didn't, 604 00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:17,980 because I probably would have smacked him. 605 00:17:17,980 --> 00:17:18,820 Because I would have been like, 606 00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:21,860 see, just like you said, you never been hitting the face. 607 00:17:21,860 --> 00:17:23,220 A good smacking. 608 00:17:23,220 --> 00:17:24,060 You know what I'm saying? 609 00:17:24,060 --> 00:17:25,420 Just smacking, some people need it. 610 00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,740 And I think police should be on my side on this. 611 00:17:27,740 --> 00:17:29,140 Tough love, dude. 612 00:17:29,140 --> 00:17:31,300 First of all, every comedian would have been like, 613 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,620 we didn't see anything. 614 00:17:32,620 --> 00:17:35,540 I don't know what that guy's talking about, dude. 615 00:17:35,540 --> 00:17:36,580 Let me talk to him. 616 00:17:37,460 --> 00:17:39,300 I have a way with the police. 617 00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:40,620 I just stand behind Dan. 618 00:17:42,740 --> 00:17:44,060 Yeah, Dan would have to. 619 00:17:44,060 --> 00:17:44,900 He'd probably do better. 620 00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:47,820 Yeah, Dan would be like, let's calm this down. 621 00:17:47,820 --> 00:17:49,140 Fellas, fellas. 622 00:17:49,140 --> 00:17:50,860 Like a mafia movie. 623 00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:54,260 Calm it down for me, shit gets real nigga. 624 00:17:54,260 --> 00:17:55,660 Dude, I was sitting next to Jake, 625 00:17:55,660 --> 00:17:58,060 and once you got up there and they started heckling you, 626 00:17:58,060 --> 00:18:00,060 he was like getting up out of his seat, 627 00:18:00,060 --> 00:18:00,900 and I just had to grab him. 628 00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:03,020 I was like, Jake, we've been over this. 629 00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:04,180 And I told him, I was like, 630 00:18:04,180 --> 00:18:08,020 those guys are gonna call the cops if you hit them. 631 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:11,420 So they're not real Americans, dude. 632 00:18:11,420 --> 00:18:15,180 They don't believe in freedom. 633 00:18:15,180 --> 00:18:18,260 I like a guy, even if he was talking shit like that, 634 00:18:18,260 --> 00:18:19,900 and he was like, let's go outside. 635 00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:21,260 And then he got his ass whooped, 636 00:18:21,260 --> 00:18:22,660 because these dudes had no chance 637 00:18:22,660 --> 00:18:25,300 of any kind of physical altercation with any, 638 00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:27,020 I think any of us, to be honest with you. 639 00:18:27,020 --> 00:18:29,300 Them put together had no testosterone. 640 00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:30,300 No. Nothing, dude. 641 00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:32,060 I mean, the least. 642 00:18:32,060 --> 00:18:34,260 But have the nerve to talk the most. 643 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:37,420 Tammy would have beat these guys' ass. 644 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:41,540 Oh, hell, fucking yeah. Tammy would have fucked them up. 645 00:18:41,540 --> 00:18:43,220 She looks like she got some spice to her. 646 00:18:43,220 --> 00:18:44,060 Oh yeah. 647 00:18:45,140 --> 00:18:46,500 I wouldn't fight her, dude. 648 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:51,500 Oh, so they're part of Kim's as shenanigans stand-up class 649 00:18:53,660 --> 00:18:55,660 that we talked about on Kim's episode. 650 00:18:55,660 --> 00:18:57,380 They do a stand-up class as shenanigans. 651 00:18:57,380 --> 00:18:58,700 And they got good stuff. 652 00:18:58,700 --> 00:19:00,420 I like the her. Tammy's good. 653 00:19:00,420 --> 00:19:02,580 Tammy's good. She has a really good job. 654 00:19:03,860 --> 00:19:07,820 And then the long hair guy, I can't remember his name. 655 00:19:07,820 --> 00:19:09,620 The dude from Tennessee. 656 00:19:09,620 --> 00:19:12,420 There was two, but the first one that went up. 657 00:19:12,420 --> 00:19:13,900 Yeah, he was good. He was good. 658 00:19:13,900 --> 00:19:16,100 Fentanyl Jesus. Yeah, Fentanyl Jesus. 659 00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:18,460 He had some good shit. Yeah, he was very funny. 660 00:19:18,460 --> 00:19:20,380 So Kim's over there teaching her rights. 661 00:19:20,380 --> 00:19:22,860 So if you ever, even if you're already doing stand-up 662 00:19:22,860 --> 00:19:25,380 and you just want to learn some more, go check it out. 663 00:19:25,380 --> 00:19:26,540 Yeah, shout out to that. 664 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:28,380 I think that dude's name was Matt. 665 00:19:28,380 --> 00:19:29,540 Yeah, Matt Atkins. 666 00:19:29,540 --> 00:19:30,620 He was Matt Atkins? 667 00:19:30,620 --> 00:19:31,540 Yes, Matt Atkins. 668 00:19:31,540 --> 00:19:32,580 Well, you know, he's a white dude. 669 00:19:32,580 --> 00:19:35,460 50% chance his name is Matt Orgiosha. 670 00:19:35,460 --> 00:19:37,220 You got it right on the dot, buddy. 671 00:19:39,940 --> 00:19:41,580 You just call me buddy? 672 00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:43,580 Yeah, that wink there. I don't know why I did that. 673 00:19:43,580 --> 00:19:44,420 I didn't see the wink. 674 00:19:44,420 --> 00:19:45,660 You didn't have to admit to that. 675 00:19:45,660 --> 00:19:47,060 We'll see it on the camera later. 676 00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:48,060 Oh yeah, you will. 677 00:19:48,060 --> 00:19:49,100 Brandon, I want it. 678 00:19:50,460 --> 00:19:51,860 Turn your whole head to wink. 679 00:19:51,860 --> 00:19:52,700 Wink, Brandon. 680 00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:54,740 Well, that, you just blinked 681 00:19:54,740 --> 00:19:56,300 because you did both your eyes. 682 00:19:58,220 --> 00:20:00,220 There you go. There you go. 683 00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:02,260 Hey. All right, now what were you saying next? 684 00:20:02,260 --> 00:20:04,220 Can we, oh, go ahead, go ahead. 685 00:20:04,220 --> 00:20:05,380 Oh, I got nothing. 686 00:20:05,380 --> 00:20:09,620 Oh, remember we were practicing for the Kanye skit. 687 00:20:09,620 --> 00:20:12,580 Can you go ahead in that camera and do, 688 00:20:12,580 --> 00:20:14,980 when Kanye said George Bush doesn't like black people? 689 00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:15,820 Doesn't care about black people. 690 00:20:15,820 --> 00:20:17,540 Doesn't care about black people. 691 00:20:17,540 --> 00:20:19,620 George Bush doesn't care about, oh. 692 00:20:19,620 --> 00:20:21,660 Yeah, remember? Remember what he talked about? 693 00:20:21,660 --> 00:20:22,500 Yeah, hold up. 694 00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:23,340 Eggs. 695 00:20:23,340 --> 00:20:24,180 Up, up. 696 00:20:25,380 --> 00:20:28,100 I'm Kanye. I'm Kanye. I'm Kanye. 697 00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:29,140 You're the shit. 698 00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:31,340 George Bush doesn't care about black people. 699 00:20:31,340 --> 00:20:32,260 Oh, he did a comedy. 700 00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:33,220 He did a comedy. 701 00:20:33,220 --> 00:20:35,500 George Bush doesn't care about black people. 702 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:36,340 There you go. That was pretty good. 703 00:20:36,340 --> 00:20:38,220 That sounded like Cleveland Brown more. 704 00:20:38,220 --> 00:20:39,420 I didn't like that. He ain't country. 705 00:20:39,420 --> 00:20:40,260 It's like music to my ears. 706 00:20:40,260 --> 00:20:41,100 It's your energy. 707 00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:43,260 Your energy has to be, you know, on a standstill. 708 00:20:43,260 --> 00:20:46,940 George Bush doesn't believe in black people. 709 00:20:48,260 --> 00:20:52,820 Oh, he understands they're all too real, bruh. 710 00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:54,820 Flavor-y was a choice. 711 00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:56,940 I didn't mean that I'm Kanye. 712 00:20:57,900 --> 00:20:59,620 You know what? I do mean that, 713 00:20:59,620 --> 00:21:01,540 cause I'm God, nigga. 714 00:21:02,660 --> 00:21:03,500 That's Kanye, right? 715 00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:04,340 There you go. That was really good. 716 00:21:04,340 --> 00:21:06,980 I got into my role, but I'm like that. 717 00:21:06,980 --> 00:21:09,660 I got light bulbs sucking for y'all. 718 00:21:09,660 --> 00:21:10,500 That is a Kanye. 719 00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:11,340 Hell yeah, dude. 720 00:21:11,340 --> 00:21:13,340 Cause it's the genius killer. 721 00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:15,540 He knows him. 722 00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:16,380 Oh my gosh. 723 00:21:16,380 --> 00:21:17,220 He's on it. 724 00:21:17,220 --> 00:21:18,060 I've been studying it. 725 00:21:18,060 --> 00:21:19,660 I'm finna watch the documentary. 726 00:21:19,660 --> 00:21:20,620 There's a Kanye doc? 727 00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:21,460 Oh yeah. 728 00:21:21,460 --> 00:21:22,300 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 729 00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:23,140 That's pretty cool. I would watch it. 730 00:21:23,140 --> 00:21:23,960 Oh yeah. 731 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:24,800 It's on Netflix. 732 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:25,620 Yes it is, Netflix. 733 00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:27,420 I don't have Netflix, dude. 734 00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:28,260 For real? 735 00:21:28,260 --> 00:21:29,100 I got you, man. 736 00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:31,780 I'm not a fucking corporate loser, dude. 737 00:21:31,780 --> 00:21:32,600 I'm poor. 738 00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:35,700 They keep upping those prices. 739 00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:36,620 They do up the prices. 740 00:21:36,620 --> 00:21:39,300 Now, like the bottom tier, you have to watch ads. 741 00:21:40,060 --> 00:21:40,900 Yeah. 742 00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:43,700 Like the one Jake has, of course, cause he's poor. 743 00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:47,060 Well, there's some other things. 744 00:21:47,060 --> 00:21:48,580 Yeah, he's probably not poor. 745 00:21:48,580 --> 00:21:52,300 He just doesn't spend money because we know why. 746 00:21:52,300 --> 00:21:54,020 We don't want to say who they are, but. 747 00:21:54,020 --> 00:21:55,860 I don't want to say what ethnicity Jake has. 748 00:21:55,860 --> 00:21:57,580 Think of what Kanye would say. 749 00:21:57,580 --> 00:21:58,780 But he's a Jewish guy. 750 00:22:02,660 --> 00:22:05,500 But on his, yeah, you gotta watch ads. 751 00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:07,380 Which is crazy for Netflix. 752 00:22:07,380 --> 00:22:09,420 That's the whole reason you get Netflix. 753 00:22:09,420 --> 00:22:12,980 His last name is one consonant away from being money, dude. 754 00:22:12,980 --> 00:22:13,820 Oh yeah. 755 00:22:13,820 --> 00:22:14,660 J Money. 756 00:22:14,660 --> 00:22:16,780 Yeah, they messing with video games too. 757 00:22:16,780 --> 00:22:19,380 Like you see how PlayStation Plus is going up now. 758 00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:21,100 Isn't it like 25 bucks a month? 759 00:22:21,100 --> 00:22:22,020 Damn. 760 00:22:22,020 --> 00:22:23,180 That's steep. 761 00:22:23,180 --> 00:22:25,700 Yeah, I think, and no, wait, actually it's different modes. 762 00:22:25,700 --> 00:22:27,140 Like the first one is like, 763 00:22:27,140 --> 00:22:29,180 I think the cheapest might be 15. 764 00:22:29,180 --> 00:22:31,820 If you want the pluses, like up to 25. 765 00:22:31,820 --> 00:22:32,660 And if you get like the, 766 00:22:32,660 --> 00:22:34,620 there's another one where you get all the PlayStation games 767 00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:37,420 from like back in your day, PlayStation One. 768 00:22:37,420 --> 00:22:39,860 They had PlayStations in the 1950s, dude. 769 00:22:39,860 --> 00:22:41,180 Oh man, I know, right? 770 00:22:41,180 --> 00:22:43,020 Prototypes, prototypes. 771 00:22:43,020 --> 00:22:43,980 Young ass thing. 772 00:22:43,980 --> 00:22:45,060 My bad, Atari. 773 00:22:45,060 --> 00:22:46,780 Atari, yeah, Pong, dude. 774 00:22:46,780 --> 00:22:49,580 Oh man, that was, yeah, that's a good game. 775 00:22:49,580 --> 00:22:50,740 I played some people in it. 776 00:22:50,740 --> 00:22:51,580 Beat them too. 777 00:22:51,580 --> 00:22:52,420 And Pong? 778 00:22:52,420 --> 00:22:53,240 Is that a two player game? 779 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:54,080 Yeah. 780 00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:54,920 I'd never play Pong. 781 00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:56,060 Yeah, Pong, yeah, back in the day, that's how you would. 782 00:22:56,060 --> 00:22:56,900 I'm not that old. 783 00:22:56,900 --> 00:22:58,260 That's a beer pong, Brandon. 784 00:22:58,260 --> 00:22:59,100 Oh, you talking about beer pong? 785 00:22:59,100 --> 00:23:01,180 I was talking about the shit where they go like the, 786 00:23:01,180 --> 00:23:02,500 I never did beer pong. 787 00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:04,140 Oh yeah, we gotta teach you beer pong. 788 00:23:04,140 --> 00:23:05,500 I have a beer pong table, dude. 789 00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:06,420 That's what I'm saying, dude. 790 00:23:06,420 --> 00:23:08,260 Can you look up Chugger Nights? 791 00:23:08,260 --> 00:23:09,100 Chugger Nights? 792 00:23:09,100 --> 00:23:10,300 Yeah. 793 00:23:10,300 --> 00:23:11,660 Well, you getting close today. 794 00:23:11,660 --> 00:23:12,500 That's what this is called. 795 00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:13,900 I sent you this on Instagram, man. 796 00:23:13,900 --> 00:23:15,780 I know, but the way you just said it. 797 00:23:15,780 --> 00:23:16,940 What'd he say? 798 00:23:16,940 --> 00:23:18,140 It's that thing right there. 799 00:23:18,140 --> 00:23:21,660 It's like the Rockum Sockum Robots of alcoholism. 800 00:23:21,660 --> 00:23:24,300 It's like they got like a little shield and a little sword. 801 00:23:24,300 --> 00:23:27,660 You put a tall boy, or one of those slim cans 802 00:23:27,660 --> 00:23:30,380 in those things, and it pokes a hole in it with the sword. 803 00:23:30,380 --> 00:23:33,700 It's like Rockum Sockum Robots for alcoholics, dude. 804 00:23:33,700 --> 00:23:35,980 And you got to shotgun it if you lose. 805 00:23:35,980 --> 00:23:36,820 That's fun. 806 00:23:36,820 --> 00:23:37,660 J. Dave wants to play this, 807 00:23:37,660 --> 00:23:39,220 but he's the lightest drinker out of all of us. 808 00:23:39,220 --> 00:23:40,060 I want to play it too. 809 00:23:40,060 --> 00:23:40,900 He will be fucked up after two. 810 00:23:40,900 --> 00:23:42,180 But I like games, man. 811 00:23:42,180 --> 00:23:43,020 Okay. 812 00:23:43,020 --> 00:23:46,340 Dude, my dynasty in retro bowl college right now, dude. 813 00:23:46,340 --> 00:23:48,420 Just won the major championship in my first season 814 00:23:48,420 --> 00:23:50,740 as South Florida's head coach, dude. 815 00:23:50,740 --> 00:23:52,740 Our facilities declined in the off season, 816 00:23:52,740 --> 00:23:53,740 but we're coming back, dude. 817 00:23:53,740 --> 00:23:56,460 Our quarterback got drafted in the first round, 818 00:23:56,460 --> 00:23:59,460 had to sign a new one for $35,000, dude. 819 00:23:59,460 --> 00:24:02,020 These NIL deals are killing the game, dude. 820 00:24:02,020 --> 00:24:04,300 I understand why Saban retired. 821 00:24:04,300 --> 00:24:06,500 Can you believe this, Brandon? 822 00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:09,220 I don't know shit about football, man. 823 00:24:09,220 --> 00:24:11,420 Dude, I swear, cause I played it. 824 00:24:11,420 --> 00:24:13,260 What position did you play? 825 00:24:13,260 --> 00:24:15,380 Let's see, I was in the front line in middle school. 826 00:24:15,380 --> 00:24:17,060 Just think of the front line. You in the Army? 827 00:24:17,060 --> 00:24:18,260 What, you in the JRTC? 828 00:24:18,260 --> 00:24:19,900 Okay, so I was in the, what is this, 829 00:24:19,900 --> 00:24:21,820 the defensive line, something like that. 830 00:24:21,820 --> 00:24:25,460 Wait, were you on D line or O line? 831 00:24:25,460 --> 00:24:26,620 I think I was D line. 832 00:24:26,620 --> 00:24:28,100 So you played defense. 833 00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:29,140 Yes. 834 00:24:29,140 --> 00:24:31,460 You weren't protecting the quarterback or? 835 00:24:31,460 --> 00:24:33,340 No, no, I mean, oh yes I was. 836 00:24:33,340 --> 00:24:34,860 I was in the front trying to stop the, 837 00:24:34,860 --> 00:24:35,700 like what they were doing, 838 00:24:35,700 --> 00:24:36,940 they would put a dude in front of me 839 00:24:36,940 --> 00:24:39,420 and they'd be like, you just try to stop this guy. 840 00:24:39,420 --> 00:24:41,020 They'd all like, give me the biggest mother fucker. 841 00:24:41,020 --> 00:24:42,420 I told you I was short and fat, 842 00:24:42,420 --> 00:24:44,740 and they'd be dudes six foot five. 843 00:24:44,740 --> 00:24:45,580 Yeah. 844 00:24:45,580 --> 00:24:47,300 Brandon, what level were you playing at? 845 00:24:47,300 --> 00:24:50,100 Man, well we all, well it was middle school, 846 00:24:50,100 --> 00:24:51,940 so we were all just, I don't even know. 847 00:24:51,940 --> 00:24:53,340 If you had a six foot five dude, 848 00:24:53,340 --> 00:24:54,180 they were middle school. 849 00:24:54,180 --> 00:24:55,500 Dude, these days, yeah. 850 00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:56,580 Dude, he was so big. 851 00:24:56,580 --> 00:24:57,700 Antibiotics and chicken. 852 00:24:57,700 --> 00:24:58,540 Yeah. 853 00:24:58,540 --> 00:25:00,220 Dude, the dude he tackled before me 854 00:25:00,220 --> 00:25:01,900 was this other guy that was big as hell, 855 00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:03,540 and he picked him up, threw him on the ground. 856 00:25:03,540 --> 00:25:06,980 I'd never seen a middle, what'd they call him? 857 00:25:06,980 --> 00:25:09,660 Young adult cry like he did that night, man. 858 00:25:09,660 --> 00:25:10,500 An adolescent. 859 00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:11,660 Yeah, a young dude. 860 00:25:11,660 --> 00:25:13,180 He was whimpering and all that shit. 861 00:25:13,180 --> 00:25:14,420 I was like, damn, man. 862 00:25:14,420 --> 00:25:16,420 And they were like, Brandon, we need a replacement. 863 00:25:16,420 --> 00:25:17,980 I was like, fuck it. 864 00:25:17,980 --> 00:25:18,820 I did it. 865 00:25:18,820 --> 00:25:19,660 You went out there. 866 00:25:19,660 --> 00:25:20,480 Oh hell yeah. 867 00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:21,320 You had a business? 868 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:22,160 Yes, no, man. 869 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:24,220 This was the time I didn't know how to do shit. 870 00:25:24,220 --> 00:25:25,340 This was before wrestling days. 871 00:25:25,340 --> 00:25:26,180 So what happened? 872 00:25:26,180 --> 00:25:28,260 Man, I fell every time. 873 00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:30,180 My mom felt, my mom was mad. 874 00:25:30,180 --> 00:25:32,300 She would be up there mad and just be like, 875 00:25:32,300 --> 00:25:33,860 son, you're supposed to block the mother. 876 00:25:33,860 --> 00:25:34,700 What are you doing? 877 00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:36,780 And then one time I remember they were blowing a whistle 878 00:25:36,780 --> 00:25:38,460 and another dude didn't know what the fuck to do. 879 00:25:38,460 --> 00:25:40,300 He was just holding on to my jersey 880 00:25:40,300 --> 00:25:41,340 as they were blowing the whistle. 881 00:25:41,340 --> 00:25:43,460 And I was like, why is he still on me? 882 00:25:43,460 --> 00:25:45,100 Yeah, it was horrible. 883 00:25:45,100 --> 00:25:46,500 Everybody in my family. 884 00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:47,840 I knew who Brandon was right now. 885 00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:48,860 I could see him. 886 00:25:48,860 --> 00:25:49,700 Who was I? 887 00:25:49,700 --> 00:25:50,520 Waterboy? 888 00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:51,360 No, just one of the people. 889 00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:52,340 I know who he is. 890 00:25:52,340 --> 00:25:53,260 Forrest Gump. 891 00:25:53,260 --> 00:25:54,100 Yeah. 892 00:25:54,100 --> 00:25:55,500 That was fucking bad. 893 00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:56,780 I never caught shit though. 894 00:25:56,780 --> 00:25:58,580 You know I can't catch shit. 895 00:25:58,580 --> 00:25:59,720 Well yeah, you were offensive lineman. 896 00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:01,380 You don't really need to catch any. 897 00:26:01,380 --> 00:26:02,940 You're not an eligible receiver. 898 00:26:02,940 --> 00:26:04,060 I couldn't do nothing in football. 899 00:26:04,060 --> 00:26:05,820 I don't even know why I went on that thing. 900 00:26:05,820 --> 00:26:07,260 But every time somebody would just touch you, 901 00:26:07,260 --> 00:26:08,380 you would fall, right? 902 00:26:08,380 --> 00:26:09,420 Back then I was bad. 903 00:26:09,420 --> 00:26:10,260 It was bad. 904 00:26:10,260 --> 00:26:11,940 Brandon was getting touched all the time. 905 00:26:11,940 --> 00:26:13,340 I almost got messed up earlier. 906 00:26:13,340 --> 00:26:14,480 I almost got sex trafficked. 907 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:16,020 I feel like I was driving. 908 00:26:17,140 --> 00:26:19,820 So today, Brandon has gotten a car accident 909 00:26:19,820 --> 00:26:22,460 and almost got sold into sex slavery. 910 00:26:22,460 --> 00:26:23,300 Yeah, at the same time. 911 00:26:23,300 --> 00:26:24,140 Tell them about it, Brandon. 912 00:26:24,140 --> 00:26:25,020 All in a day's work. 913 00:26:25,020 --> 00:26:29,360 I was driving home and then I passed near a target 914 00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:31,580 near a university and this lady. 915 00:26:31,580 --> 00:26:33,020 I worked there, I got fired. 916 00:26:33,020 --> 00:26:34,860 This lady ran out in the middle of the road 917 00:26:34,860 --> 00:26:36,860 and started doing this and waving. 918 00:26:36,860 --> 00:26:39,460 And at first, I slowed down for a minute 919 00:26:39,460 --> 00:26:40,300 and I was like hell no. 920 00:26:40,300 --> 00:26:42,260 And I kept going and she jumped out the way 921 00:26:42,260 --> 00:26:45,580 and I saw a dude in a truck just doing this the whole time. 922 00:26:45,580 --> 00:26:47,060 And I don't know what the fuck that meant. 923 00:26:47,060 --> 00:26:49,580 That was very weird. 924 00:26:49,580 --> 00:26:50,540 Maybe. 925 00:26:50,540 --> 00:26:52,060 No, maybe two at hell yeah. 926 00:26:52,060 --> 00:26:52,900 That's why I kept going. 927 00:26:52,900 --> 00:26:56,180 But second part, then I'm going for this thing 928 00:26:56,180 --> 00:26:59,180 and I got hit, my first one. 929 00:26:59,180 --> 00:27:00,180 Roundabout, right? 930 00:27:00,180 --> 00:27:01,180 Yes, I hate roundabouts. 931 00:27:01,180 --> 00:27:02,660 Those are confusing sometimes. 932 00:27:02,660 --> 00:27:03,500 Those are horrible. 933 00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:05,020 You just yield to the person on the left. 934 00:27:05,020 --> 00:27:06,620 Yeah, you yield to the person on the left. 935 00:27:06,620 --> 00:27:07,940 But she didn't yield, she hit you. 936 00:27:07,940 --> 00:27:09,780 Yeah, that was bad. 937 00:27:09,780 --> 00:27:11,980 Didn't get out the car because you were black. 938 00:27:11,980 --> 00:27:13,060 No, I did. 939 00:27:13,060 --> 00:27:13,900 No, you got out the car. 940 00:27:13,900 --> 00:27:14,740 Oh yeah, yeah. 941 00:27:14,740 --> 00:27:15,580 She wouldn't even look at you, right? 942 00:27:15,580 --> 00:27:16,420 I knew what the deal was. 943 00:27:16,420 --> 00:27:17,260 I knew it, yeah, she wouldn't. 944 00:27:17,260 --> 00:27:18,100 Yeah, I knew. 945 00:27:18,100 --> 00:27:20,820 At first I was like hey, I know, I know. 946 00:27:20,820 --> 00:27:22,660 Let me just take these pictures. 947 00:27:22,660 --> 00:27:23,740 Just got in the car. 948 00:27:23,740 --> 00:27:25,100 Bitch better have insurance too. 949 00:27:25,100 --> 00:27:26,260 Yeah. 950 00:27:26,260 --> 00:27:28,100 What kind of car does she have? 951 00:27:28,100 --> 00:27:28,940 Man, it looks newer. 952 00:27:28,940 --> 00:27:29,780 Newer car? 953 00:27:29,780 --> 00:27:30,600 It was really nice. 954 00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:31,440 Wait, there's a photo. 955 00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:32,280 There's a photo. 956 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:33,100 I know, I didn't see it. 957 00:27:33,100 --> 00:27:33,940 I didn't see it. 958 00:27:33,940 --> 00:27:34,780 I know, I just checked it out. 959 00:27:34,780 --> 00:27:35,620 It was really nice though. 960 00:27:35,620 --> 00:27:36,460 Uh-huh. 961 00:27:36,460 --> 00:27:37,300 It was a Honda. 962 00:27:37,300 --> 00:27:38,120 Really nice. 963 00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:38,960 It's a quality vehicle. 964 00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:41,340 But like a 2015 above? 965 00:27:42,380 --> 00:27:45,060 It was a nicer than that car, right? 966 00:27:45,060 --> 00:27:45,900 She got insurance then. 967 00:27:45,900 --> 00:27:47,380 Yes, yes, it was nice. 968 00:27:47,380 --> 00:27:49,820 I'm just proud of my car staying up 969 00:27:49,820 --> 00:27:52,820 because that shows my car is tough, I love it. 970 00:27:52,820 --> 00:27:53,660 Okay, yeah. 971 00:27:53,660 --> 00:27:54,500 Oh damn. 972 00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:55,340 Same car as mine, that's real weird. 973 00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:56,180 Yeah. 974 00:27:56,180 --> 00:27:57,020 Like, she kept going. 975 00:27:57,020 --> 00:27:57,860 Did you hit Brandon? 976 00:27:57,860 --> 00:28:00,140 Nah, come on, you know I got great thunder. 977 00:28:00,140 --> 00:28:00,980 The great thunder? 978 00:28:00,980 --> 00:28:01,820 Great thunder. 979 00:28:01,820 --> 00:28:02,660 Great thunder. 980 00:28:02,660 --> 00:28:03,500 Gray goose maybe. 981 00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:04,620 Got that too. 982 00:28:04,620 --> 00:28:05,460 Road beer. 983 00:28:05,460 --> 00:28:07,660 Was it a SUV type? 984 00:28:07,660 --> 00:28:11,300 Yeah, maybe it was one of those CRVs or the Passport. 985 00:28:12,420 --> 00:28:13,860 Yeah, so it was a crazy day. 986 00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:15,700 Hell yeah. 987 00:28:15,700 --> 00:28:16,520 I was so chilled though, man. 988 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:17,360 Like, there was a dude outside. 989 00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:18,700 He was like, oh my gosh, you okay? 990 00:28:18,700 --> 00:28:19,700 And I just rolled down the window, 991 00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:21,180 and I was like, yeah man, I'm good. 992 00:28:21,180 --> 00:28:22,020 Go walk your dog. 993 00:28:22,020 --> 00:28:22,860 And he just went. 994 00:28:22,860 --> 00:28:25,500 And I was so chilled. 995 00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:26,340 It was good. 996 00:28:26,340 --> 00:28:28,340 It was good. 997 00:28:28,340 --> 00:28:31,540 All right, that's it. 998 00:28:31,540 --> 00:28:33,260 That's it for us today. 999 00:28:33,260 --> 00:28:34,220 We got ogre on. 1000 00:28:34,220 --> 00:28:35,220 Oh man. 1001 00:28:35,220 --> 00:28:37,300 And it's a surprise it's gonna be in there. 1002 00:28:37,300 --> 00:28:38,140 Yeah. 1003 00:28:38,140 --> 00:28:38,980 And it's good. 1004 00:28:38,980 --> 00:28:41,420 This is the last time you'll see me for a while, dude. 1005 00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:46,060 All right, y'all. 1006 00:28:46,060 --> 00:28:47,300 See you next week. 1007 00:28:47,300 --> 00:28:48,360 30 Second. 1008 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:51,060 This week's featured comedian. 1009 00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:54,900 There's a bowl in the front of my pants. 1010 00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:56,460 There's not one. 1011 00:28:56,460 --> 00:29:00,460 I mean, if anyone has shit in my front pockets, 1012 00:29:00,460 --> 00:29:02,020 I'll throw you off the scent. 1013 00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:05,380 You see this gut ladies? 1014 00:29:05,380 --> 00:29:06,220 Yes sir. 1015 00:29:06,220 --> 00:29:07,540 I'm not a eating shit girl. 1016 00:29:09,540 --> 00:29:11,060 I'll get y'all to see if there's any time 1017 00:29:11,060 --> 00:29:13,420 to just put some squirrel covers over our way. 1018 00:29:15,820 --> 00:29:17,300 Squirrel covers. 1019 00:29:19,780 --> 00:29:21,340 You'll think about that later on tonight. 1020 00:29:21,340 --> 00:29:23,620 You'll put up in your mouth and cum a little bit. 1021 00:29:23,620 --> 00:29:27,540 Either way, I'm doing the lowest work ever. 1022 00:29:27,540 --> 00:29:32,540 You use headphones or no headphones? 1023 00:29:32,660 --> 00:29:34,300 Yeah, I'm gonna use them. 1024 00:29:34,300 --> 00:29:36,340 I like to hear Dom's voice. 1025 00:29:36,340 --> 00:29:37,180 Me too. 1026 00:29:37,180 --> 00:29:39,060 It's real directly into my ears. 1027 00:29:40,020 --> 00:29:40,860 All right. 1028 00:29:42,620 --> 00:29:43,860 Damn girl. 1029 00:29:48,420 --> 00:29:50,500 Who do we have here today, JJ? 1030 00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:51,700 I'm torn, dude. 1031 00:29:51,700 --> 00:29:52,540 Why? 1032 00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:53,360 I'm real torn. 1033 00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:54,200 I'm not a guest. 1034 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:55,620 I really do. 1035 00:29:55,620 --> 00:29:58,500 I'm not looking forward to what we have to do this episode. 1036 00:29:58,500 --> 00:30:00,300 They don't know what we gotta do, JJ. 1037 00:30:00,300 --> 00:30:01,300 They're gonna find out, dude. 1038 00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:02,140 They're gonna find out. 1039 00:30:02,140 --> 00:30:02,960 They're gonna find out. 1040 00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:04,900 But how about you tell us about our guest today? 1041 00:30:04,900 --> 00:30:09,220 Our guest today, actually the second person ever 1042 00:30:09,220 --> 00:30:12,180 I saw perform standup comedy in person. 1043 00:30:12,180 --> 00:30:13,920 Second person ever. 1044 00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:14,980 Dos. 1045 00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:18,580 He's on the new Be Kind, Don't Rewind podcast 1046 00:30:18,580 --> 00:30:21,340 that drops every Thursday over on the studio 1047 00:30:21,340 --> 00:30:23,220 Jest or YouTube channel. 1048 00:30:23,220 --> 00:30:25,220 And he's a hell of a comedian. 1049 00:30:25,220 --> 00:30:27,780 Guys, today we have Ogre. 1050 00:30:27,780 --> 00:30:28,620 Hey! 1051 00:30:30,700 --> 00:30:32,380 Thank you for coming on, big dog. 1052 00:30:32,380 --> 00:30:33,220 Oh, hello. 1053 00:30:33,220 --> 00:30:35,420 I'm still favorite, one of my favorites. 1054 00:30:35,420 --> 00:30:38,820 Oh my God, Ogre, when you go up there, it's a pleasure. 1055 00:30:38,820 --> 00:30:39,660 It is. 1056 00:30:39,660 --> 00:30:40,860 I always tell people, I tell you, 1057 00:30:40,860 --> 00:30:43,660 I tell people all the time about whenever the first time 1058 00:30:43,660 --> 00:30:47,180 Men was at Shenanigans, and you won, 1059 00:30:47,180 --> 00:30:49,300 and you won because oh my God. 1060 00:30:50,140 --> 00:30:51,740 And you just went, she loved it too. 1061 00:30:51,740 --> 00:30:54,780 I just wanted to tell five minutes of dumb jokes. 1062 00:30:54,780 --> 00:30:55,620 That's what it was like. 1063 00:30:55,620 --> 00:31:00,180 So tell us about your podcast. 1064 00:31:00,180 --> 00:31:02,020 What you got with the great Kim. 1065 00:31:03,420 --> 00:31:06,880 This is where we take movies that you watch 1066 00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:08,200 when you were younger or whatever. 1067 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,460 You have fond memories of, 1068 00:31:09,460 --> 00:31:11,060 and we just go back and watch them again. 1069 00:31:11,060 --> 00:31:13,980 And if they didn't age well, we shit all over them. 1070 00:31:13,980 --> 00:31:16,540 And if they were good, then we praise them or whatever. 1071 00:31:16,540 --> 00:31:18,140 It's been really fun so far. 1072 00:31:18,140 --> 00:31:18,980 Oh, it's fun. 1073 00:31:18,980 --> 00:31:20,600 I was on it and we had a great time. 1074 00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:22,180 Somebody else was on it recently, huh? 1075 00:31:22,180 --> 00:31:24,700 Yeah, yeah, our sweet little baby boy Brandon. 1076 00:31:24,700 --> 00:31:27,300 Hey, be spooked. 1077 00:31:28,180 --> 00:31:29,020 What'd y'all watch? 1078 00:31:29,020 --> 00:31:33,500 We watched Rocky, the world's best movie. 1079 00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:35,580 You wanna tell them all about our bed now? 1080 00:31:35,580 --> 00:31:39,800 So, you know, when I watch Rocky, I get motivated. 1081 00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:41,700 I got motivated at the wrong time. 1082 00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:43,820 Put up some eggs. 1083 00:31:43,820 --> 00:31:45,020 I like to do that shit. 1084 00:31:45,020 --> 00:31:47,540 So now we're here and we're gonna eat rotten eggs. 1085 00:31:47,540 --> 00:31:48,860 I mean raw eggs. 1086 00:31:48,860 --> 00:31:52,420 Raw eggs, not rotten, raw eggs. 1087 00:31:52,420 --> 00:31:54,060 Two, not one, two. 1088 00:31:54,060 --> 00:31:56,060 We're not pussies. 1089 00:31:56,060 --> 00:31:56,900 Hell yeah. 1090 00:31:56,900 --> 00:31:59,020 And they got me and JJ to go along 1091 00:31:59,020 --> 00:32:00,740 who had no idea about this. 1092 00:32:00,740 --> 00:32:02,740 But somehow we're involved. 1093 00:32:02,740 --> 00:32:04,860 I'm not gonna be the guy that doesn't do the egg. 1094 00:32:04,860 --> 00:32:06,580 Come on, we're all doing them. 1095 00:32:06,580 --> 00:32:09,420 I smelled them earlier and I thought my asshole 1096 00:32:09,420 --> 00:32:11,020 was about to fall out of my body. 1097 00:32:11,900 --> 00:32:12,740 Goodness. 1098 00:32:15,660 --> 00:32:16,780 That took a turn, man. 1099 00:32:17,660 --> 00:32:18,500 Yeah. 1100 00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:20,540 The great Kimberly Wilson's gonna present us. 1101 00:32:20,540 --> 00:32:21,580 Thank you. 1102 00:32:21,580 --> 00:32:23,380 Beautiful eggs. 1103 00:32:27,740 --> 00:32:29,020 I do that when I do it. 1104 00:32:29,020 --> 00:32:30,220 I want a square one. 1105 00:32:30,220 --> 00:32:31,300 I mean a circle. 1106 00:32:31,300 --> 00:32:32,220 They're all circles. 1107 00:32:32,220 --> 00:32:33,060 All right. 1108 00:32:33,060 --> 00:32:33,900 Got it. 1109 00:32:33,900 --> 00:32:34,740 Shapes. 1110 00:32:34,740 --> 00:32:37,060 That's actually the most circular one. 1111 00:32:37,060 --> 00:32:38,180 Yeah. 1112 00:32:38,180 --> 00:32:40,540 It don't matter, they're all full of fucking eggs, man. 1113 00:32:40,540 --> 00:32:41,380 Oh yeah. 1114 00:32:41,380 --> 00:32:42,860 Here you go, here you go. 1115 00:32:42,860 --> 00:32:48,780 Oh yeah, Jack's doing one too. 1116 00:32:48,780 --> 00:32:49,620 All right. 1117 00:32:51,020 --> 00:32:52,300 Brandon, you're first. 1118 00:32:52,300 --> 00:32:54,380 Let me take this off just to be safe. 1119 00:32:54,380 --> 00:32:55,740 Can I get the bucket just in case? 1120 00:32:55,740 --> 00:32:56,580 Yeah. 1121 00:32:56,580 --> 00:32:57,420 Yeah. 1122 00:32:59,420 --> 00:33:00,540 You got a trash can. 1123 00:33:00,540 --> 00:33:01,380 Right there. 1124 00:33:01,380 --> 00:33:03,180 Take it, my buddy. 1125 00:33:03,180 --> 00:33:04,020 Unreal. 1126 00:33:04,020 --> 00:33:04,860 You're getting greedy. 1127 00:33:04,860 --> 00:33:05,700 You're getting greedy with what you're doing. 1128 00:33:05,700 --> 00:33:06,540 Careful. 1129 00:33:07,820 --> 00:33:08,660 All right. 1130 00:33:10,060 --> 00:33:11,300 All right, y'all ready? 1131 00:33:11,300 --> 00:33:12,140 Ready. 1132 00:33:12,140 --> 00:33:12,980 You ready? 1133 00:33:12,980 --> 00:33:13,820 Yeah. 1134 00:33:13,820 --> 00:33:15,220 You brought this shit on yourself. 1135 00:33:17,220 --> 00:33:19,180 Let's go, Brandon. 1136 00:33:22,980 --> 00:33:23,820 Nothing. 1137 00:33:23,820 --> 00:33:24,660 Nothing. 1138 00:33:24,660 --> 00:33:26,540 That's it. 1139 00:33:26,540 --> 00:33:28,340 Let's let it sit there for a second. 1140 00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:29,180 You good? 1141 00:33:29,180 --> 00:33:30,020 Yeah, I'm good. 1142 00:33:32,020 --> 00:33:33,540 Your face is like something. 1143 00:33:35,900 --> 00:33:36,820 I'm good. 1144 00:33:36,820 --> 00:33:37,660 That's it. 1145 00:33:37,660 --> 00:33:38,500 All right. 1146 00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:39,340 Is it on you, JJ? 1147 00:33:40,860 --> 00:33:41,700 Yeah, dude. 1148 00:33:41,700 --> 00:33:42,900 Oh, yeah. 1149 00:33:42,900 --> 00:33:44,100 I'll wait for this one. 1150 00:33:44,100 --> 00:33:44,940 I'll wait for this one. 1151 00:33:44,940 --> 00:33:45,780 Just don't think about it. 1152 00:33:45,780 --> 00:33:46,740 Oh my gosh. 1153 00:33:46,740 --> 00:33:49,060 The level of I don't wanna do this. 1154 00:33:49,060 --> 00:33:49,900 I'm with you. 1155 00:33:55,260 --> 00:33:56,100 Oh. 1156 00:33:56,100 --> 00:33:56,940 Shit. 1157 00:33:56,940 --> 00:33:58,740 Shit, don't think about it. 1158 00:33:58,740 --> 00:33:59,580 Swallow it. 1159 00:34:00,940 --> 00:34:02,180 You're gonna make it in lock up. 1160 00:34:02,180 --> 00:34:03,020 Swallow it. 1161 00:34:03,020 --> 00:34:04,100 No. 1162 00:34:04,100 --> 00:34:05,140 Oh, no. 1163 00:34:05,140 --> 00:34:06,100 I can't do it, man. 1164 00:34:06,100 --> 00:34:06,940 I understand. 1165 00:34:06,940 --> 00:34:08,340 I can't do it. 1166 00:34:08,340 --> 00:34:09,380 Dude. 1167 00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:10,220 Well. 1168 00:34:10,220 --> 00:34:11,660 Did you swallow any of it? 1169 00:34:11,660 --> 00:34:13,180 No, man. 1170 00:34:13,180 --> 00:34:14,020 No, dude. 1171 00:34:16,500 --> 00:34:17,340 Shit. 1172 00:34:21,700 --> 00:34:22,900 I don't wanna do this. 1173 00:34:22,900 --> 00:34:25,300 Just gotta think about it. 1174 00:34:25,300 --> 00:34:27,140 I don't wanna do this, but I'ma do it. 1175 00:34:27,140 --> 00:34:27,980 You done? 1176 00:34:27,980 --> 00:34:29,700 Are you gonna try to swallow it again? 1177 00:34:29,700 --> 00:34:30,540 Go around. 1178 00:34:30,540 --> 00:34:31,740 I'll come back to it, man. 1179 00:34:31,740 --> 00:34:34,500 He said I'll come back to it. 1180 00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:36,340 Just like swallow it and go. 1181 00:34:36,340 --> 00:34:38,180 Just don't think about it. 1182 00:34:38,180 --> 00:34:39,020 Don't look at it. 1183 00:34:39,020 --> 00:34:39,860 Don't look at it. 1184 00:34:39,860 --> 00:34:40,700 All right. 1185 00:34:40,700 --> 00:34:41,540 I did. 1186 00:34:43,820 --> 00:34:44,660 I got it. 1187 00:34:44,660 --> 00:34:45,500 It's a sipping drink. 1188 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:46,340 Yeah. 1189 00:34:46,340 --> 00:34:47,260 Don't stop. 1190 00:34:49,140 --> 00:34:51,300 Oh, if I could do it, bro. 1191 00:34:53,020 --> 00:34:54,340 Stop trying to make me laugh. 1192 00:34:54,340 --> 00:34:55,740 I have to. 1193 00:34:55,740 --> 00:34:56,580 I'm doing this. 1194 00:34:56,580 --> 00:34:57,420 I'm doing this. 1195 00:34:57,420 --> 00:34:58,260 I'm doing this. 1196 00:34:58,260 --> 00:34:59,100 I'm doing this. 1197 00:34:59,100 --> 00:35:00,100 I'm doing this. 1198 00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:02,340 You can do it, bro. 1199 00:35:02,340 --> 00:35:03,180 I can't do it, bro. 1200 00:35:03,180 --> 00:35:04,020 You almost did it. 1201 00:35:04,020 --> 00:35:05,220 I can't do it. 1202 00:35:05,220 --> 00:35:06,580 You almost got one to your mouth. 1203 00:35:06,580 --> 00:35:11,580 You almost did it. 1204 00:35:12,580 --> 00:35:13,420 These are real. 1205 00:35:13,420 --> 00:35:14,940 I don't think I can do it. 1206 00:35:14,940 --> 00:35:16,580 I don't think I can physically do it, bro. 1207 00:35:16,580 --> 00:35:18,660 I couldn't make myself swallow it, man. 1208 00:35:26,260 --> 00:35:27,260 Fuck outta here! 1209 00:35:27,260 --> 00:35:28,260 He's so angry. 1210 00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:33,260 He's so angry. 1211 00:35:33,420 --> 00:35:34,660 Why is he angry, dude? 1212 00:35:36,940 --> 00:35:37,940 That's real. 1213 00:35:37,940 --> 00:35:38,980 That's real right here, Ogre. 1214 00:35:38,980 --> 00:35:39,900 Why you gotta eye fuck me? 1215 00:35:39,900 --> 00:35:41,380 I didn't do shit. 1216 00:35:41,380 --> 00:35:42,660 You brought this to the table. 1217 00:35:42,660 --> 00:35:44,460 No, that was your boy over there. 1218 00:35:44,460 --> 00:35:45,300 Not me. 1219 00:35:45,300 --> 00:35:46,500 Your chest all poked out. 1220 00:35:50,500 --> 00:35:52,260 I just called him on his bullshit. 1221 00:35:52,260 --> 00:35:53,100 Oh, God. 1222 00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:55,340 Need some salt. 1223 00:35:55,340 --> 00:35:58,980 I was thinking about putting a little salt and pepper in it. 1224 00:35:58,980 --> 00:36:01,580 A little salt would've made it go down way smoother. 1225 00:36:01,580 --> 00:36:03,420 Put Tabasco or something, Texas Pete. 1226 00:36:03,420 --> 00:36:04,260 Yeah. 1227 00:36:06,260 --> 00:36:08,220 Are y'all ready for me now? 1228 00:36:08,220 --> 00:36:09,060 Ready for you. 1229 00:36:09,060 --> 00:36:09,900 I'm still in there. 1230 00:36:17,460 --> 00:36:18,300 Bitch asses. 1231 00:36:21,020 --> 00:36:21,860 Hell yeah. 1232 00:36:21,860 --> 00:36:25,340 Come on. 1233 00:36:25,340 --> 00:36:26,180 Jack. 1234 00:36:27,900 --> 00:36:28,740 All right, so. 1235 00:36:28,740 --> 00:36:30,060 Breakfast, that's it. 1236 00:36:30,060 --> 00:36:30,900 Yeah. 1237 00:36:31,780 --> 00:36:33,940 Hey, can you do his camera, Athena, 1238 00:36:33,940 --> 00:36:35,180 over to Jack a little bit? 1239 00:36:35,180 --> 00:36:36,020 Yeah. 1240 00:36:38,820 --> 00:36:40,140 Me and Sean, okay. 1241 00:36:42,140 --> 00:36:44,140 Oh, I just want it, yeah. 1242 00:36:46,060 --> 00:36:46,900 Yeah. 1243 00:36:48,860 --> 00:36:49,700 Hell yeah. 1244 00:36:49,700 --> 00:36:52,820 Oh my God, JJ, me and you are just bitches. 1245 00:36:55,020 --> 00:36:57,140 Now everybody else did it, so I have to do it. 1246 00:36:57,140 --> 00:36:59,740 I have to drink out of this fucking bowl. 1247 00:37:01,980 --> 00:37:02,820 You got it. 1248 00:37:02,820 --> 00:37:03,980 Don't think about it. 1249 00:37:09,380 --> 00:37:11,460 You just gotta swallow it, it's all the way. 1250 00:37:11,460 --> 00:37:13,700 Oh, he keeps on putting, he can't do it. 1251 00:37:13,700 --> 00:37:16,300 Hold on, I'm gonna put some music on for him. 1252 00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:17,380 They're gone, dude. 1253 00:37:17,380 --> 00:37:18,220 Oh, you did it? 1254 00:37:18,220 --> 00:37:19,060 I did. 1255 00:37:19,060 --> 00:37:19,900 Oh man. 1256 00:37:25,300 --> 00:37:26,740 I did them one at a time. 1257 00:37:28,500 --> 00:37:31,260 And I have you know, when I spit these out, 1258 00:37:31,260 --> 00:37:33,220 like I spit after that too. 1259 00:37:34,220 --> 00:37:35,180 Let me drink the water. 1260 00:37:35,180 --> 00:37:37,260 So actually you guys are pussies. 1261 00:37:38,860 --> 00:37:40,620 You just better be glad you drank them finally, 1262 00:37:40,620 --> 00:37:42,820 if you haven't even held my pocket after this. 1263 00:37:42,820 --> 00:37:47,820 Oh shit. 1264 00:37:50,940 --> 00:37:53,060 That's an easy 20 gram protein, dude. 1265 00:37:54,060 --> 00:37:56,660 Best intro to a fucking podcast you ever seen. 1266 00:37:56,660 --> 00:37:57,500 We did it. 1267 00:37:57,500 --> 00:37:58,780 Hell yeah. 1268 00:37:58,780 --> 00:38:00,220 I was way more nervous for that 1269 00:38:00,220 --> 00:38:02,420 than any standup set I've ever done, man. 1270 00:38:03,460 --> 00:38:05,700 It didn't feel right when it hit the lips. 1271 00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:07,900 You have to, you can't let it touch you. 1272 00:38:07,900 --> 00:38:10,420 I'm supposed to eat it like that. 1273 00:38:10,420 --> 00:38:11,420 You just gotta ignore it. 1274 00:38:11,420 --> 00:38:13,620 I'm like, oh it's trying to kick out, try to run. 1275 00:38:13,620 --> 00:38:15,860 I am gonna cheat this over here though. 1276 00:38:15,860 --> 00:38:16,700 Yeah. 1277 00:38:16,700 --> 00:38:18,140 They come back to haunt me, man. 1278 00:38:18,140 --> 00:38:20,660 I've eaten eggs way worse, shout out Huddle House. 1279 00:38:25,220 --> 00:38:26,060 We did it. 1280 00:38:26,060 --> 00:38:27,340 Oh my gosh, man. 1281 00:38:27,340 --> 00:38:29,620 So, Ogre, you're a Huntsville favorite. 1282 00:38:29,620 --> 00:38:32,220 I haven't met anybody who says they don't love you 1283 00:38:32,220 --> 00:38:33,980 or you're fucking material. 1284 00:38:33,980 --> 00:38:35,220 You're a fucking monster. 1285 00:38:35,220 --> 00:38:36,060 I just want you to know that. 1286 00:38:36,060 --> 00:38:38,260 And you know, I said it on the podcast when Kim was here, 1287 00:38:38,260 --> 00:38:40,340 but I thought you didn't like me at first. 1288 00:38:40,340 --> 00:38:41,780 Cause I'll try to give you a fist bump. 1289 00:38:41,780 --> 00:38:42,860 I probably didn't see you at first. 1290 00:38:42,860 --> 00:38:43,700 Yeah, I know. 1291 00:38:43,700 --> 00:38:45,180 I didn't realize you were blind as shit. 1292 00:38:45,180 --> 00:38:49,780 So, I was like, damn man, Ogre doesn't like me. 1293 00:38:49,780 --> 00:38:52,420 You don't want Ogre not to like you. 1294 00:38:52,420 --> 00:38:53,460 We love to fucking have you. 1295 00:38:53,460 --> 00:38:55,420 I'm so happy to be a part of the scene with you, bro. 1296 00:38:55,420 --> 00:38:56,260 Big dog. 1297 00:38:56,260 --> 00:38:58,260 So yeah, just look, I just try to do it again. 1298 00:38:58,260 --> 00:38:59,820 I'm blind as shit. 1299 00:38:59,820 --> 00:39:00,980 You trying to drink some more of it? 1300 00:39:00,980 --> 00:39:01,820 No. 1301 00:39:01,820 --> 00:39:03,500 Oh, I know, what the fuck you doing? 1302 00:39:03,500 --> 00:39:06,060 I'm blind as shit and I know I look racist as fuck, 1303 00:39:06,060 --> 00:39:11,060 but I'm completely colorblind. 1304 00:39:11,860 --> 00:39:13,380 Like everybody's just gray. 1305 00:39:13,380 --> 00:39:14,220 Everybody. 1306 00:39:15,420 --> 00:39:16,500 Everybody's aliens. 1307 00:39:18,460 --> 00:39:20,300 I like when you called up, we were at Shag Nasty's, 1308 00:39:20,300 --> 00:39:21,900 you called somebody a blur. 1309 00:39:21,900 --> 00:39:24,500 And she was like, who is he talking to? 1310 00:39:24,500 --> 00:39:25,340 You're the blur. 1311 00:39:25,340 --> 00:39:27,300 You're a fuzzy bitch, you know what I'm talking about. 1312 00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:30,980 Oh shit. 1313 00:39:30,980 --> 00:39:33,180 You wanna talk about that joke you did at Shag Nasty's 1314 00:39:33,180 --> 00:39:34,020 that you messed up? 1315 00:39:34,020 --> 00:39:34,980 Oh my God. 1316 00:39:34,980 --> 00:39:36,580 I think that's what we should talk about. 1317 00:39:36,580 --> 00:39:38,380 I knew it, soon as it happened. 1318 00:39:40,740 --> 00:39:43,380 I got a joke where I say I know I look racist or whatever 1319 00:39:43,380 --> 00:39:46,820 and I say how I haven't said colored in three weeks 1320 00:39:46,820 --> 00:39:48,140 and I was talking about colored pencils 1321 00:39:48,140 --> 00:39:49,860 I still took a talking to. 1322 00:39:49,860 --> 00:39:52,860 But then I go, where's all my black people at? 1323 00:39:52,860 --> 00:39:55,180 But I had just got done saying the word colored. 1324 00:39:55,180 --> 00:39:57,220 So I said, where are my colored people at? 1325 00:39:57,220 --> 00:39:59,260 Out loud into a fucking microphone. 1326 00:39:59,260 --> 00:40:01,940 I was like, well, that shit just happened. 1327 00:40:01,940 --> 00:40:03,220 And all you do is just keep going. 1328 00:40:03,220 --> 00:40:05,300 I'm like, well, did I hit my ass with the parking lot 1329 00:40:05,300 --> 00:40:07,140 or not? 1330 00:40:07,140 --> 00:40:10,020 And it went, I think it went over most people's heads. 1331 00:40:10,020 --> 00:40:12,460 Everybody's just like, oh, that's part of his bed. 1332 00:40:12,460 --> 00:40:13,300 Well, we were. 1333 00:40:13,300 --> 00:40:15,660 It looks like he says that. 1334 00:40:15,660 --> 00:40:18,500 If you're gonna do it, Shag Nasty's is the place to do it. 1335 00:40:18,500 --> 00:40:20,060 That is true, that is true. 1336 00:40:21,260 --> 00:40:22,860 I'm still crying from this shit. 1337 00:40:24,100 --> 00:40:25,900 I really have tears in my eyes right now. 1338 00:40:25,900 --> 00:40:27,220 I think we're getting nothing. 1339 00:40:29,580 --> 00:40:30,420 It wasn't that bad. 1340 00:40:30,420 --> 00:40:31,420 No, it's not bad now. 1341 00:40:31,420 --> 00:40:32,260 It wasn't bad. 1342 00:40:32,260 --> 00:40:33,100 I'm over with it. 1343 00:40:33,100 --> 00:40:35,660 I feel like I have a parasite inside of me, man. 1344 00:40:35,660 --> 00:40:38,100 I mean, I don't wanna eat no raw bacon 1345 00:40:38,100 --> 00:40:40,100 to finish out the grand slam or nothing. 1346 00:40:40,100 --> 00:40:40,940 No, no, no. 1347 00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:43,100 That's too far there. 1348 00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:47,420 How long you been doing stand up? 1349 00:40:47,420 --> 00:40:48,740 Juno be six years. 1350 00:40:48,740 --> 00:40:49,580 Damn. 1351 00:40:49,580 --> 00:40:50,420 Hell yeah, man. 1352 00:40:50,420 --> 00:40:51,240 That vet. 1353 00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:52,660 And you've been on a lot of shit. 1354 00:40:52,660 --> 00:40:53,500 I try. 1355 00:40:53,500 --> 00:40:54,340 You know what I'm saying? 1356 00:40:54,340 --> 00:40:56,700 I've been on as much shows as I can get a ride to. 1357 00:40:59,020 --> 00:40:59,860 I wanna know about this. 1358 00:40:59,860 --> 00:41:01,740 They don't let you drive? 1359 00:41:01,740 --> 00:41:02,740 They don't let you drive? 1360 00:41:02,740 --> 00:41:04,540 Fuck no, they don't let me drive. 1361 00:41:04,540 --> 00:41:06,740 I thought I saw a video you driving, man. 1362 00:41:06,740 --> 00:41:08,740 Oh, you saw the end of it too, didn't you? 1363 00:41:11,220 --> 00:41:12,140 Fiery wreck. 1364 00:41:12,140 --> 00:41:13,340 Yeah. 1365 00:41:13,340 --> 00:41:15,380 I plowed into my buddy's trailer. 1366 00:41:15,380 --> 00:41:16,220 For real? 1367 00:41:16,220 --> 00:41:18,300 Yeah, my son had a Crown Vic 1368 00:41:18,300 --> 00:41:21,060 and he let me drive it in my buddy's field. 1369 00:41:21,060 --> 00:41:23,300 And I got him, I just fucking hammered down. 1370 00:41:24,660 --> 00:41:26,100 I whipped it around a couple of times 1371 00:41:26,100 --> 00:41:27,220 and drove straight into the side 1372 00:41:27,220 --> 00:41:29,860 of a little pull behind trailer. 1373 00:41:29,860 --> 00:41:31,100 Are you fucking serious? 1374 00:41:31,100 --> 00:41:32,340 Did you not see a video, dude? 1375 00:41:32,340 --> 00:41:33,180 No, I didn't see the video. 1376 00:41:33,180 --> 00:41:34,020 I sent it to him. 1377 00:41:34,020 --> 00:41:35,540 Oh, unbelievable. 1378 00:41:35,540 --> 00:41:36,380 You said you sent it to him? 1379 00:41:36,380 --> 00:41:37,620 I don't think I did. 1380 00:41:37,620 --> 00:41:39,620 I sent it to, I might have, hell yeah. 1381 00:41:39,620 --> 00:41:41,220 It was on Instagram probably, I sent it to you. 1382 00:41:41,220 --> 00:41:44,780 No, with Instagram, you know, that's a hit text message. 1383 00:41:44,780 --> 00:41:45,740 Don't tell the people out there, 1384 00:41:45,740 --> 00:41:46,940 but I don't fuck with that shit. 1385 00:41:46,940 --> 00:41:49,140 He looks like tech sport, doesn't know how to use it. 1386 00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:49,980 Yeah. 1387 00:41:49,980 --> 00:41:51,580 Yeah. 1388 00:41:51,580 --> 00:41:54,660 You're probably better at Instagram than me for sure. 1389 00:41:54,660 --> 00:41:57,100 My glasses don't really have to see, I'll be all right. 1390 00:41:59,220 --> 00:42:00,820 For a blind guy, I send a lot of people 1391 00:42:00,820 --> 00:42:02,820 a bunch of dumb shit. 1392 00:42:02,820 --> 00:42:05,380 Oh, you sent me some amazing stuff, man. 1393 00:42:05,380 --> 00:42:06,940 Free Bird on the Harp? 1394 00:42:06,940 --> 00:42:08,740 Dude. 1395 00:42:08,740 --> 00:42:10,740 I've never seen anything like it, man. 1396 00:42:11,620 --> 00:42:14,460 She has an awesome cover of Queen's Love of My Life too. 1397 00:42:14,460 --> 00:42:15,540 That's pretty good. 1398 00:42:15,540 --> 00:42:17,020 Damn, is she hot? 1399 00:42:17,020 --> 00:42:17,860 Oh my gosh. 1400 00:42:17,860 --> 00:42:18,780 She's pretty. 1401 00:42:18,780 --> 00:42:20,300 I'm so damn old now at this point, 1402 00:42:20,300 --> 00:42:22,180 I feel like an old pervert saying anybody's hot 1403 00:42:22,180 --> 00:42:23,300 other than Kathy Bates. 1404 00:42:23,300 --> 00:42:26,580 Shout out Kathy Bates. 1405 00:42:26,580 --> 00:42:27,420 Oh yeah. 1406 00:42:27,420 --> 00:42:29,060 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1407 00:42:29,060 --> 00:42:30,420 You said her name, Kathy Bates. 1408 00:42:30,420 --> 00:42:31,260 Kathy Bates. 1409 00:42:31,260 --> 00:42:32,580 Oh, Brandon doesn't know who that is. 1410 00:42:32,580 --> 00:42:33,420 Yeah, I don't know who that is. 1411 00:42:33,420 --> 00:42:34,460 You probably do. 1412 00:42:34,460 --> 00:42:36,420 Yeah, you're saying it, you know who it is. 1413 00:42:36,420 --> 00:42:39,860 She has one of the best movies where she hits a dude's legs. 1414 00:42:39,860 --> 00:42:40,700 Misery. 1415 00:42:40,700 --> 00:42:41,540 Misery, misery. 1416 00:42:41,540 --> 00:42:42,380 I just watched that not too long ago. 1417 00:42:42,380 --> 00:42:44,220 She was Unsinkable Molly Brown and the Titanic. 1418 00:42:44,220 --> 00:42:45,060 Yep. 1419 00:42:45,060 --> 00:42:47,060 Man, wonderful. 1420 00:42:47,060 --> 00:42:49,780 She was the mama on the Waterboy. 1421 00:42:49,780 --> 00:42:51,100 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 1422 00:42:51,100 --> 00:42:52,140 Oh yeah. 1423 00:42:53,140 --> 00:42:54,460 My mama said it. 1424 00:42:54,460 --> 00:42:55,300 She get it. 1425 00:42:57,340 --> 00:42:58,660 A buddy of mine was like, 1426 00:42:58,660 --> 00:43:01,180 would you rather sleep with Kathy Bates or Nicole Kidman? 1427 00:43:01,180 --> 00:43:02,980 And I was like, I think I'd rather sleep with Kathy Bates. 1428 00:43:02,980 --> 00:43:05,060 I feel like she'd appreciate it more. 1429 00:43:05,060 --> 00:43:05,980 And you're right. 1430 00:43:07,140 --> 00:43:07,980 I'm with you. 1431 00:43:07,980 --> 00:43:08,820 Yeah. 1432 00:43:08,820 --> 00:43:09,780 Did who, Nicole Kidman? 1433 00:43:09,780 --> 00:43:10,620 Yeah. 1434 00:43:10,620 --> 00:43:11,440 Let's see. 1435 00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:12,280 Doesn't do anything for me. 1436 00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:13,120 Uh-uh. 1437 00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:13,960 Uh-uh. 1438 00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:14,780 She used to be hot. 1439 00:43:14,780 --> 00:43:15,820 She had creepy, skinny old witch hands now. 1440 00:43:15,820 --> 00:43:16,660 Yeah. 1441 00:43:16,660 --> 00:43:18,140 There's something about her like, 1442 00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:21,420 like she's not there behind the eyes. 1443 00:43:21,420 --> 00:43:22,980 She just looks like a villain, man. 1444 00:43:22,980 --> 00:43:23,820 Yeah. 1445 00:43:23,820 --> 00:43:24,660 Like Game of Thrones. 1446 00:43:24,660 --> 00:43:25,500 She's too many eyes wide shut parties. 1447 00:43:25,500 --> 00:43:26,340 Oh, right. 1448 00:43:26,340 --> 00:43:27,180 Oh, right. 1449 00:43:27,180 --> 00:43:28,020 Oh. 1450 00:43:28,020 --> 00:43:29,620 Would you go to the P. Diddy party? 1451 00:43:31,420 --> 00:43:32,260 What do I do? 1452 00:43:32,260 --> 00:43:33,080 If he was like, he was like, 1453 00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:33,920 Oh, great. 1454 00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:34,760 He seen you do stand up. 1455 00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:36,020 He's like, hey, come on. 1456 00:43:36,020 --> 00:43:37,140 Let's go over, stop by. 1457 00:43:37,140 --> 00:43:39,380 I'd get me a pair of Chastity Boxers first. 1458 00:43:39,380 --> 00:43:40,220 Yes. 1459 00:43:40,220 --> 00:43:41,040 Yes. 1460 00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:41,880 Yes. 1461 00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:42,720 Yes. 1462 00:43:44,140 --> 00:43:45,740 I like rap, but not that much. 1463 00:43:48,300 --> 00:43:49,140 Who's? 1464 00:43:49,140 --> 00:43:49,980 I didn't see shit. 1465 00:43:49,980 --> 00:43:51,820 That's true. 1466 00:43:51,820 --> 00:43:53,900 I heard a lot, but I didn't see nothing. 1467 00:43:53,900 --> 00:43:54,740 Yeah. 1468 00:43:54,740 --> 00:43:56,440 That's a win. 1469 00:43:57,420 --> 00:44:00,380 So look, you were doing a comedy through the pandemic. 1470 00:44:00,380 --> 00:44:01,220 All right. 1471 00:44:01,220 --> 00:44:02,260 Used to do drive-through shows. 1472 00:44:02,260 --> 00:44:03,900 I never did one of the drive-through shows. 1473 00:44:03,900 --> 00:44:04,740 You're drinking whiskey. 1474 00:44:04,740 --> 00:44:05,580 I smell from here. 1475 00:44:07,100 --> 00:44:08,380 Of course I'm drinking whiskey. 1476 00:44:08,380 --> 00:44:09,260 Do you know who I am? 1477 00:44:09,260 --> 00:44:10,100 Oh yeah. 1478 00:44:10,100 --> 00:44:10,920 I'm fully aware. 1479 00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:12,100 You always smell like that, dude. 1480 00:44:12,100 --> 00:44:12,980 Yeah. 1481 00:44:12,980 --> 00:44:14,020 Good old whiskey. 1482 00:44:14,020 --> 00:44:15,580 Well, you got to drown the eggs down with whiskey. 1483 00:44:15,580 --> 00:44:16,400 That's the only way. 1484 00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:17,240 Really? 1485 00:44:17,240 --> 00:44:19,380 I don't know, man. 1486 00:44:19,380 --> 00:44:20,220 Drive-through? 1487 00:44:20,220 --> 00:44:21,060 Yeah, I didn't do any of the, 1488 00:44:21,060 --> 00:44:23,940 it was like the drive-in at Shenanigans 1489 00:44:23,940 --> 00:44:25,420 when they were, when the pandemic, 1490 00:44:25,420 --> 00:44:26,660 they were the only one performing. 1491 00:44:26,660 --> 00:44:28,420 So you had to sit in your car. 1492 00:44:28,420 --> 00:44:29,260 That's what I'm talking about. 1493 00:44:29,260 --> 00:44:30,740 Yeah, yeah, I didn't do that. 1494 00:44:30,740 --> 00:44:31,800 Oh, okay, okay. 1495 00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:35,180 Somebody's getting a whooping after this. 1496 00:44:35,180 --> 00:44:36,020 He's not telling me to tell a guy. 1497 00:44:36,020 --> 00:44:40,020 He advertises all the shows. 1498 00:44:40,020 --> 00:44:40,860 Oh yeah, okay. 1499 00:44:40,860 --> 00:44:42,300 I advertise the fuck out of Shenanigans. 1500 00:44:42,300 --> 00:44:43,140 It's an awesome place. 1501 00:44:43,140 --> 00:44:44,380 He's nice to the person. 1502 00:44:44,380 --> 00:44:45,900 He doesn't just do his own shit. 1503 00:44:45,900 --> 00:44:46,740 Yeah. 1504 00:44:48,060 --> 00:44:49,100 Shout out Shenanigans. 1505 00:44:49,100 --> 00:44:49,940 Hell yeah. 1506 00:44:49,940 --> 00:44:51,300 You know what else, you know what else 1507 00:44:51,300 --> 00:44:52,380 Shenanigans is doing? 1508 00:44:52,380 --> 00:44:56,900 On May 10th, Killer Clowns, live show. 1509 00:44:56,900 --> 00:44:58,100 It will be badass. 1510 00:44:58,100 --> 00:45:01,260 We got crowd participation, bucket pool spots. 1511 00:45:01,260 --> 00:45:04,060 I'm so worried JJ's about to lose it right now. 1512 00:45:04,060 --> 00:45:04,900 Are you okay? 1513 00:45:04,900 --> 00:45:06,720 No, dude, I'm just like Rocky, dude. 1514 00:45:06,720 --> 00:45:08,420 I got knocked down, but I'm getting back up. 1515 00:45:08,420 --> 00:45:09,260 What's wrong? 1516 00:45:09,260 --> 00:45:10,100 What's wrong? 1517 00:45:10,100 --> 00:45:10,940 You didn't hear no bell. 1518 00:45:10,940 --> 00:45:11,780 Holy shit. 1519 00:45:11,780 --> 00:45:12,900 What happened? 1520 00:45:12,900 --> 00:45:13,740 I don't know, man. 1521 00:45:13,740 --> 00:45:15,780 I think they made me drunk a little bit, dude. 1522 00:45:15,780 --> 00:45:16,620 I know. 1523 00:45:16,620 --> 00:45:17,460 With them eggs? 1524 00:45:17,460 --> 00:45:18,820 Yeah. 1525 00:45:18,820 --> 00:45:20,020 I feel different, bro. 1526 00:45:20,020 --> 00:45:21,180 I'll never be the same. 1527 00:45:21,180 --> 00:45:23,060 Something about two raw eggs just summons 1528 00:45:23,060 --> 00:45:23,900 the inner bitch in you. 1529 00:45:23,900 --> 00:45:26,340 Come on now, sack up on me. 1530 00:45:26,340 --> 00:45:28,660 Make it stronger, man. 1531 00:45:28,660 --> 00:45:29,860 Strong like bull. 1532 00:45:29,860 --> 00:45:32,180 How you gonna beat Apollo Creek, you know? 1533 00:45:32,180 --> 00:45:33,220 How you gonna beat him? 1534 00:45:33,220 --> 00:45:34,300 I'm not fighting him, dude. 1535 00:45:34,300 --> 00:45:35,580 Oh, no, no. 1536 00:45:35,580 --> 00:45:36,420 Rocky did. 1537 00:45:38,260 --> 00:45:40,940 What will be, all right, so your podcast, 1538 00:45:40,940 --> 00:45:43,620 please be kind, don't rewind, right? 1539 00:45:43,620 --> 00:45:45,100 Saying that right, because I got dyslexia, 1540 00:45:45,100 --> 00:45:46,820 so sometimes I switch words around. 1541 00:45:46,820 --> 00:45:51,540 But what will be your movie from your childhood? 1542 00:45:51,540 --> 00:45:52,580 Oh, man. 1543 00:45:52,580 --> 00:45:54,300 I don't even know. 1544 00:45:54,300 --> 00:45:55,460 You gotta give us one. 1545 00:45:57,180 --> 00:45:59,420 I wanna say Princess Bride, but that's. 1546 00:45:59,420 --> 00:46:00,660 Okay, that was good. 1547 00:46:02,060 --> 00:46:03,380 Yeah, probably Princess Bride. 1548 00:46:03,380 --> 00:46:04,540 Andre the Giant. 1549 00:46:07,140 --> 00:46:08,220 Well, Brandon, I think you and Ogre 1550 00:46:08,220 --> 00:46:09,060 got something to talk about. 1551 00:46:09,060 --> 00:46:09,900 Oh, yeah. 1552 00:46:09,900 --> 00:46:11,020 Favorite era. He's been excited about this. 1553 00:46:11,020 --> 00:46:12,220 He's been so excited about this. 1554 00:46:12,220 --> 00:46:13,500 Yeah. 1555 00:46:13,500 --> 00:46:14,540 Love the 80s wrestling. 1556 00:46:14,540 --> 00:46:15,380 Oh, yeah. 1557 00:46:15,380 --> 00:46:17,660 That's better than anything today. 1558 00:46:17,660 --> 00:46:19,580 Oh, he said Andre the Giant was my hero, 1559 00:46:19,580 --> 00:46:21,340 not because we're both abnormally large, 1560 00:46:21,340 --> 00:46:23,940 but I too will probably be dead of a heart attack at 46. 1561 00:46:23,940 --> 00:46:24,780 Yeah. 1562 00:46:24,780 --> 00:46:25,620 Yeah. 1563 00:46:25,620 --> 00:46:26,460 Yeah. 1564 00:46:26,460 --> 00:46:27,300 Yeah. 1565 00:46:27,300 --> 00:46:28,140 Yeah. 1566 00:46:28,140 --> 00:46:29,340 Look at Brandon's face. 1567 00:46:29,340 --> 00:46:31,180 They can't even put Andre back in. 1568 00:46:31,180 --> 00:46:33,540 Yeah, he said, cover your ears, Andre. 1569 00:46:33,540 --> 00:46:34,380 You don't need to hear that shit. 1570 00:46:34,380 --> 00:46:35,780 You don't know yet, it's okay. 1571 00:46:35,780 --> 00:46:36,620 Yeah. 1572 00:46:36,620 --> 00:46:37,460 I ain't nobody told him. 1573 00:46:37,460 --> 00:46:38,300 10 years. 1574 00:46:38,300 --> 00:46:40,540 Nah, he knows. 1575 00:46:40,540 --> 00:46:42,820 Yeah, my dad, he had a little, 1576 00:46:42,820 --> 00:46:47,220 like a little ceramic basset hound. 1577 00:46:47,220 --> 00:46:48,060 I know what you're talking about. 1578 00:46:48,060 --> 00:46:48,900 You know what I'm talking about? 1579 00:46:48,900 --> 00:46:49,740 I know exactly what you're talking about. 1580 00:46:49,740 --> 00:46:51,340 He had one of those, and after he died, 1581 00:46:51,340 --> 00:46:52,780 I was cleaning his apartment out, 1582 00:46:52,780 --> 00:46:55,100 and I set the basset hound in the pasture seat 1583 00:46:55,100 --> 00:46:58,420 of my work truck, and I was unloading everything 1584 00:46:58,420 --> 00:46:59,980 at the house, and my wife was all like, 1585 00:46:59,980 --> 00:47:01,300 did you get everything? 1586 00:47:01,300 --> 00:47:03,020 And I covered the little dog's ears up. 1587 00:47:03,020 --> 00:47:04,580 I said, shh, he don't know yet. 1588 00:47:04,580 --> 00:47:07,900 He said, what the hell wrong with you? 1589 00:47:07,900 --> 00:47:11,140 Oh, yeah, that's me with anything, man. 1590 00:47:11,140 --> 00:47:13,020 I don't care if I'm talking about anybody 1591 00:47:13,020 --> 00:47:14,460 I covered their ears. 1592 00:47:14,460 --> 00:47:15,300 She knows. 1593 00:47:15,300 --> 00:47:17,340 She knows. 1594 00:47:17,340 --> 00:47:18,580 Can I sub Jack in, dude? 1595 00:47:18,580 --> 00:47:19,660 I'm about to be sick. 1596 00:47:19,660 --> 00:47:20,500 You for real? 1597 00:47:20,500 --> 00:47:21,340 Yeah. 1598 00:47:21,340 --> 00:47:22,260 Hell. 1599 00:47:22,260 --> 00:47:23,660 Oh man, I am so sick. 1600 00:47:23,660 --> 00:47:24,500 Come on, Jack. 1601 00:47:25,380 --> 00:47:26,540 Oh my gosh, man. 1602 00:47:28,060 --> 00:47:30,140 Oh man, I feel bad. 1603 00:47:30,140 --> 00:47:31,100 I do. 1604 00:47:31,100 --> 00:47:31,940 I don't feel bad. 1605 00:47:31,940 --> 00:47:33,780 I just lost sound, though, somewhere. 1606 00:47:33,780 --> 00:47:34,620 You did? 1607 00:47:34,620 --> 00:47:36,580 Yeah, just to make sure the things are sitting there. 1608 00:47:36,580 --> 00:47:39,460 So look, everybody, Jack. 1609 00:47:39,460 --> 00:47:40,700 Uh-huh. 1610 00:47:40,700 --> 00:47:41,700 Barely a difference. 1611 00:47:41,700 --> 00:47:42,860 Barely a difference. 1612 00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:44,100 It's just a little bigger. 1613 00:47:46,820 --> 00:47:50,060 I was looking over there when I was talking about 1614 00:47:50,060 --> 00:47:52,140 the live podcast we're gonna do, 1615 00:47:52,140 --> 00:47:53,460 and I was looking at him, I was like, 1616 00:47:53,460 --> 00:47:55,500 oh, he's really hurting. 1617 00:47:55,500 --> 00:47:56,940 He was like, linked down in the chair. 1618 00:47:56,940 --> 00:47:57,780 I hope you can see it. 1619 00:47:57,780 --> 00:48:01,260 Oh, he was just like, oh shit. 1620 00:48:01,260 --> 00:48:03,100 He lost all spine control and shit. 1621 00:48:03,100 --> 00:48:03,940 Hell yeah. 1622 00:48:03,940 --> 00:48:04,780 He was all bowed up. 1623 00:48:06,020 --> 00:48:07,700 He had his hands right in front of his belly. 1624 00:48:07,700 --> 00:48:09,780 It was, you could see it. 1625 00:48:09,780 --> 00:48:10,620 Yeah, me too. 1626 00:48:10,620 --> 00:48:11,820 Once he finished it, I knew. 1627 00:48:11,820 --> 00:48:13,460 I knew this shit was going over. 1628 00:48:13,460 --> 00:48:16,100 You guys talk shit about him in the comments, please. 1629 00:48:16,100 --> 00:48:17,620 He needs this. 1630 00:48:17,620 --> 00:48:18,740 I throwed up. 1631 00:48:18,740 --> 00:48:19,580 Oh. 1632 00:48:19,580 --> 00:48:20,580 Oh, Lord. 1633 00:48:26,580 --> 00:48:28,740 Jack, what'd you find funny about O'Reilly 1634 00:48:28,740 --> 00:48:30,260 in all your research? 1635 00:48:30,260 --> 00:48:31,220 He said nothing. 1636 00:48:31,220 --> 00:48:32,500 Everything about him. 1637 00:48:32,500 --> 00:48:33,940 Everything about him's funny. 1638 00:48:34,820 --> 00:48:36,340 I know you had a, you saw, 1639 00:48:36,340 --> 00:48:38,580 we put down that you stole three kidneys 1640 00:48:38,580 --> 00:48:41,060 and used one, at least one for a transplant. 1641 00:48:41,060 --> 00:48:41,900 So. 1642 00:48:43,580 --> 00:48:44,420 Fair enough. 1643 00:48:45,860 --> 00:48:47,620 What happened to the other two? 1644 00:48:47,620 --> 00:48:50,380 The two I originally, my original equipment 1645 00:48:50,380 --> 00:48:53,100 petered out on me because I got a lazy ass pancreas. 1646 00:48:55,140 --> 00:48:56,940 So you got a lot of what, 1647 00:48:56,940 --> 00:49:00,220 and you went, what happened when you went blind? 1648 00:49:00,220 --> 00:49:01,060 What caused it? 1649 00:49:01,060 --> 00:49:01,900 Yeah. 1650 00:49:01,900 --> 00:49:04,420 Oh, I was at work and caught an 1800 pound 1651 00:49:04,420 --> 00:49:06,420 dishwasher machine in the side of the head 1652 00:49:06,420 --> 00:49:07,500 and knocked both my retinas loose. 1653 00:49:07,500 --> 00:49:09,060 God damn. 1654 00:49:09,060 --> 00:49:10,540 Could always be worse, I mean. 1655 00:49:11,580 --> 00:49:12,940 Yeah, probably not. 1656 00:49:12,940 --> 00:49:14,420 Waiting for the Lord in this big old dick. 1657 00:49:14,420 --> 00:49:15,660 I don't know what I'd do. 1658 00:49:17,660 --> 00:49:19,500 I love it because you keep on rolling with the punches 1659 00:49:19,500 --> 00:49:21,700 and you're the funniest motherfucker. 1660 00:49:21,700 --> 00:49:23,260 Everybody knows that they gotta follow you. 1661 00:49:23,260 --> 00:49:24,940 It's gonna be a problem. 1662 00:49:24,940 --> 00:49:25,780 It is. 1663 00:49:25,780 --> 00:49:29,060 Every time you come out, that's a treat for all of us. 1664 00:49:29,060 --> 00:49:29,980 We get to see it. 1665 00:49:31,140 --> 00:49:33,740 This hat's getting tight on my big ass head, 1666 00:49:33,740 --> 00:49:35,220 y'all are giving me. 1667 00:49:35,220 --> 00:49:37,260 You deserve it, dude, I'm telling you. 1668 00:49:37,260 --> 00:49:39,460 You're like, whenever I first came in, 1669 00:49:39,460 --> 00:49:41,500 it was like a lure because I would only see you 1670 00:49:41,500 --> 00:49:44,820 at shenanigans, right? 1671 00:49:45,700 --> 00:49:48,580 And then you and Heath, if you guys don't know, 1672 00:49:48,580 --> 00:49:51,740 he's the one that went with Heath down to Austin. 1673 00:49:51,740 --> 00:49:52,580 Yeah. 1674 00:49:52,580 --> 00:49:54,620 And then I talked to Heath right before that 1675 00:49:54,620 --> 00:49:56,340 and he was like, he's going with you. 1676 00:49:56,340 --> 00:49:57,860 And that's the time I thought you still didn't like me 1677 00:49:57,860 --> 00:49:59,060 because I didn't get a fifth. 1678 00:50:01,340 --> 00:50:03,660 But every time I see you go up, it was so badass. 1679 00:50:03,660 --> 00:50:04,820 How'd you like Austin? 1680 00:50:05,780 --> 00:50:07,300 It was pretty cool. 1681 00:50:07,300 --> 00:50:08,580 We hit a bunch of open mics. 1682 00:50:08,580 --> 00:50:10,460 We didn't eat barbecue the whole time we were there. 1683 00:50:10,460 --> 00:50:11,300 You didn't? 1684 00:50:11,300 --> 00:50:12,140 Uh-uh. 1685 00:50:12,140 --> 00:50:12,980 Oh, dude. 1686 00:50:12,980 --> 00:50:14,260 You come with me. 1687 00:50:14,260 --> 00:50:15,100 Oh yeah. 1688 00:50:15,100 --> 00:50:15,940 We're going to Terry Black's. 1689 00:50:15,940 --> 00:50:16,780 Ooh. 1690 00:50:16,780 --> 00:50:17,620 Yeah, we had fun. 1691 00:50:17,620 --> 00:50:21,460 It was, our lives definitely changed after we got back 1692 00:50:21,460 --> 00:50:23,140 from that flight to Austin. 1693 00:50:23,140 --> 00:50:23,980 What happened? 1694 00:50:23,980 --> 00:50:26,500 Well, he came back and then stayed a week, 1695 00:50:26,500 --> 00:50:28,460 got rid of his dog and moved back to Austin 1696 00:50:28,460 --> 00:50:30,260 and blew up on Kiltonia. 1697 00:50:30,260 --> 00:50:32,060 I got back and went to the emergency room 1698 00:50:32,060 --> 00:50:34,020 and had half my foot removed. 1699 00:50:34,020 --> 00:50:35,740 It's been a month in the hospital. 1700 00:50:35,740 --> 00:50:36,820 So about the same. 1701 00:50:36,820 --> 00:50:38,380 Yeah, same me, same fucking thing. 1702 00:50:38,380 --> 00:50:39,580 Both got a story out of it. 1703 00:50:39,580 --> 00:50:40,420 Yeah. 1704 00:50:40,420 --> 00:50:42,020 Yeah, both had a cool story. 1705 00:50:42,020 --> 00:50:43,820 Yeah, now you're back walking around. 1706 00:50:43,820 --> 00:50:44,660 Hell yeah. 1707 00:50:44,660 --> 00:50:45,500 Like a fucking G. 1708 00:50:45,500 --> 00:50:46,900 Yeah, it's just weight reduction, baby. 1709 00:50:46,900 --> 00:50:48,380 I'm faster. 1710 00:50:48,380 --> 00:50:49,380 More aerodynamic. 1711 00:50:50,500 --> 00:50:52,100 And the foot didn't slow you down. 1712 00:50:52,100 --> 00:50:55,100 I heard, I saw you did some wheelchair comedy. 1713 00:50:55,100 --> 00:50:55,920 I did. 1714 00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:56,760 Yeah, I was already booked. 1715 00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:58,260 Fuck it, I can't go cancel a show. 1716 00:50:59,940 --> 00:51:01,780 What'd you do, what'd you do that at? 1717 00:51:01,780 --> 00:51:05,300 Across that aisle, Ash Kennedy had me booked on a show. 1718 00:51:05,300 --> 00:51:06,620 Oh, okay, okay. 1719 00:51:06,620 --> 00:51:08,540 Oh yeah, I was there for that one, I remember that. 1720 00:51:08,540 --> 00:51:10,340 Yeah, that was a good show. 1721 00:51:10,340 --> 00:51:11,580 Hell yeah. 1722 00:51:11,580 --> 00:51:12,780 I went up there with a wheelchair 1723 00:51:12,780 --> 00:51:13,620 and fucked him up there. 1724 00:51:13,620 --> 00:51:14,460 And did amazing. 1725 00:51:14,460 --> 00:51:16,140 I did roll up comedy, I ain't scared. 1726 00:51:16,140 --> 00:51:20,820 I went from the wheelchair to crutches 1727 00:51:20,820 --> 00:51:25,340 to back in my stylish yet affordable New Balances. 1728 00:51:25,340 --> 00:51:27,620 Did you notice if you got more laughs in the wheelchair 1729 00:51:27,620 --> 00:51:29,900 or if it helped you at all? 1730 00:51:29,900 --> 00:51:31,900 I think it was more of a aw. 1731 00:51:31,900 --> 00:51:33,860 Em's trying. 1732 00:51:33,860 --> 00:51:34,700 Yeah. 1733 00:51:34,700 --> 00:51:35,540 Yeah. 1734 00:51:35,540 --> 00:51:36,380 Yeah. 1735 00:51:36,380 --> 00:51:37,220 Yeah. 1736 00:51:37,220 --> 00:51:38,040 Yeah. 1737 00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:38,880 Yeah. 1738 00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:39,720 Yeah. 1739 00:51:39,720 --> 00:51:42,180 I forgot about that. 1740 00:51:42,180 --> 00:51:43,020 I ain't no teller. 1741 00:51:43,020 --> 00:51:44,220 Hold on, I gotta think about it. 1742 00:51:44,220 --> 00:51:46,460 Brandon, hit him with one of your wrestlers 1743 00:51:46,460 --> 00:51:47,380 because he's been wanting to talk to you 1744 00:51:47,380 --> 00:51:48,340 about this for a minute. 1745 00:51:48,340 --> 00:51:51,580 Well, since we're talking, we basically got through. 1746 00:51:51,580 --> 00:51:54,420 First I need to know if you were an LJN fan, 1747 00:51:54,420 --> 00:51:56,220 you said you had all of them. 1748 00:51:56,220 --> 00:51:59,100 And then the dog fucked some of them up, 1749 00:51:59,100 --> 00:52:00,940 which really hurt me inside, 1750 00:52:00,940 --> 00:52:02,860 especially being a former collector. 1751 00:52:02,860 --> 00:52:06,020 And yeah, that's all I got to say about wrestling, man. 1752 00:52:06,020 --> 00:52:09,580 If you fuck with the action figures, that's my big fan. 1753 00:52:09,580 --> 00:52:13,780 I had bought some more probably five or six years ago, 1754 00:52:13,780 --> 00:52:16,540 just the other kids fuck with them or whatever. 1755 00:52:16,540 --> 00:52:19,900 And I got rid of them because another little kid 1756 00:52:19,900 --> 00:52:22,900 in the neighborhood wanted some shit or whatever. 1757 00:52:22,900 --> 00:52:25,100 So I gave him a bunch of fucked ton of Hot Wheels 1758 00:52:25,100 --> 00:52:26,300 and all those wrestling figures. 1759 00:52:26,300 --> 00:52:28,600 Only one I kept was Superfly Jimmy Snuka. 1760 00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:31,140 You mean the LJN Superfly Snuka one or the other one? 1761 00:52:31,140 --> 00:52:34,300 I don't know, I bought them at the yard sale, 1762 00:52:34,300 --> 00:52:35,380 I don't even know what kind they were. 1763 00:52:35,380 --> 00:52:36,740 My blind ass couldn't tell you. 1764 00:52:36,740 --> 00:52:39,020 I'm not even entirely sure if Superfly Jimmy Snuka. 1765 00:52:39,020 --> 00:52:40,580 It's just some dude. 1766 00:52:40,580 --> 00:52:43,100 I was like, I don't give a shit. 1767 00:52:43,100 --> 00:52:44,860 That's Superfly Jimmy Snuka to me. 1768 00:52:44,860 --> 00:52:46,860 Yeah, but the reason I was excited 1769 00:52:46,860 --> 00:52:48,540 is because I've never found anybody 1770 00:52:48,540 --> 00:52:51,060 that loves the golden era of wrestling. 1771 00:52:51,060 --> 00:52:52,780 Everybody talked about today and Attitude, 1772 00:52:52,780 --> 00:52:54,380 but nobody ever talks about Jake. 1773 00:52:54,380 --> 00:52:55,620 They're talking about stopping today, 1774 00:52:55,620 --> 00:52:56,460 and stopping. 1775 00:52:56,460 --> 00:52:57,300 Oh, shit. 1776 00:52:57,300 --> 00:52:58,260 Oh, I didn't even notice. 1777 00:52:58,260 --> 00:52:59,300 I was so into it. 1778 00:52:59,300 --> 00:53:00,140 I was like. 1779 00:53:00,140 --> 00:53:02,820 It says glucose monitor. 1780 00:53:02,820 --> 00:53:04,340 You good? 1781 00:53:04,340 --> 00:53:05,820 Oh, they die one hell. 1782 00:53:05,820 --> 00:53:09,540 I know how I thought I heard that. 1783 00:53:09,540 --> 00:53:11,020 That would be great. 1784 00:53:11,020 --> 00:53:11,840 Yeah. 1785 00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:12,680 That would be great views. 1786 00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:14,480 Hey, Jack. 1787 00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:15,300 Hey, man. 1788 00:53:15,300 --> 00:53:18,140 Whatever from the pond. 1789 00:53:18,140 --> 00:53:20,580 Jack Douglas with the left hook. 1790 00:53:20,580 --> 00:53:21,700 Yeah, come in hot. 1791 00:53:23,700 --> 00:53:25,020 Cut this bitch off. 1792 00:53:25,020 --> 00:53:26,820 You ain't got cuttin' out, huh? 1793 00:53:26,820 --> 00:53:27,900 I can see you're all right now. 1794 00:53:27,900 --> 00:53:28,740 I'm good. 1795 00:53:29,740 --> 00:53:31,340 She was checking if I was good. 1796 00:53:32,860 --> 00:53:33,780 You guys better be good. 1797 00:53:33,780 --> 00:53:35,820 I mean, I was a bitch at first, 1798 00:53:35,820 --> 00:53:36,660 but now it's all down. 1799 00:53:36,660 --> 00:53:37,940 No, I'm perfect now. 1800 00:53:37,940 --> 00:53:39,160 I can have two more. 1801 00:53:40,180 --> 00:53:41,420 We got two left? 1802 00:53:41,420 --> 00:53:42,260 There's two left? 1803 00:53:42,260 --> 00:53:43,100 You see it? 1804 00:53:43,100 --> 00:53:43,940 You just spoon full of oil. 1805 00:53:43,940 --> 00:53:44,760 Oh, come on, man. 1806 00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:45,780 Y'all challenged me. 1807 00:53:45,780 --> 00:53:46,620 No, I'm not. 1808 00:53:48,020 --> 00:53:48,860 Maybe. 1809 00:53:48,860 --> 00:53:49,700 You have to worry. 1810 00:53:49,700 --> 00:53:52,260 You may have to worry. 1811 00:53:52,260 --> 00:53:54,020 No, look, this is what I was gonna tell you. 1812 00:53:54,020 --> 00:53:55,980 So everybody out there look at me. 1813 00:53:55,980 --> 00:53:58,580 Ogre, I know he's partially blind, 1814 00:53:58,580 --> 00:54:00,740 but he said I look like Big Jay Okerson. 1815 00:54:01,740 --> 00:54:02,580 Yeah. 1816 00:54:02,580 --> 00:54:03,980 Yeah. 1817 00:54:03,980 --> 00:54:05,180 I look like Big Jay. 1818 00:54:05,180 --> 00:54:06,020 What's wrong with that? 1819 00:54:06,020 --> 00:54:08,180 I don't look like Big Jay Okerson. 1820 00:54:08,180 --> 00:54:09,020 Okay, let's see. 1821 00:54:09,020 --> 00:54:10,420 I'm searching in my mind. 1822 00:54:10,420 --> 00:54:11,460 But I love Big Jay. 1823 00:54:11,460 --> 00:54:13,220 I see you got a shout out from him. 1824 00:54:13,220 --> 00:54:14,060 Oh, yeah, yeah. 1825 00:54:14,060 --> 00:54:15,620 Would you do a show with him or? 1826 00:54:15,620 --> 00:54:16,700 No. 1827 00:54:16,700 --> 00:54:18,260 What's this guy fucked up? 1828 00:54:19,700 --> 00:54:21,580 He came to Stand Up Live, 1829 00:54:21,580 --> 00:54:24,060 and I happened to have a show 1830 00:54:24,060 --> 00:54:26,300 the eighth of the next month or whatever. 1831 00:54:26,300 --> 00:54:27,540 And so I was like, oh man, 1832 00:54:27,540 --> 00:54:28,980 he came out to do the meet and greet. 1833 00:54:28,980 --> 00:54:30,700 He waited till everybody had fanned out or whatever. 1834 00:54:30,700 --> 00:54:32,860 And so he comes out and I'm talking to him. 1835 00:54:32,860 --> 00:54:34,260 I was like, it'd be so fucking cool 1836 00:54:34,260 --> 00:54:36,060 if you would record a promo for me. 1837 00:54:36,060 --> 00:54:39,180 Because it was my first time to perform 1838 00:54:39,180 --> 00:54:40,740 at Maggie Myers at the time, 1839 00:54:40,740 --> 00:54:43,780 and I was featuring for Mark Viola. 1840 00:54:43,780 --> 00:54:44,620 Okay. 1841 00:54:45,940 --> 00:54:48,020 I was like, it'd be so cool if you record a promo for me. 1842 00:54:48,020 --> 00:54:49,460 He's like, yeah, man, I'll do that. 1843 00:54:49,460 --> 00:54:51,940 And I didn't tell him my fucking name or nothing. 1844 00:54:51,940 --> 00:54:53,980 He just, he's all like, what's got nine fingers 1845 00:54:53,980 --> 00:54:55,820 and lots of laughs or whatever. 1846 00:54:55,820 --> 00:54:56,660 And then. 1847 00:54:56,660 --> 00:54:58,100 That's badass. 1848 00:54:58,100 --> 00:54:59,740 I was listening to the Bonfire, 1849 00:54:59,740 --> 00:55:01,820 the podcast he did with Dan Soder, 1850 00:55:01,820 --> 00:55:04,420 now it's Bobby Kelly. 1851 00:55:04,420 --> 00:55:06,620 But they were talking about meeting fans 1852 00:55:06,620 --> 00:55:07,700 and doing meet and greet and stuff. 1853 00:55:07,700 --> 00:55:09,180 He's like, oh yeah, I don't mind. 1854 00:55:09,180 --> 00:55:10,700 I'll take a picture with anybody. 1855 00:55:10,700 --> 00:55:12,060 I really hate those assholes 1856 00:55:12,060 --> 00:55:13,300 that want you to record videos. 1857 00:55:13,300 --> 00:55:16,300 And I was like, I wonder if he means me. 1858 00:55:17,260 --> 00:55:19,460 Because it was like the next fucking week. 1859 00:55:19,460 --> 00:55:20,300 Damn. 1860 00:55:21,540 --> 00:55:22,380 He remembers you. 1861 00:55:22,380 --> 00:55:24,740 Excuse me, I'm gonna fucking hang myself now. 1862 00:55:28,740 --> 00:55:29,740 Hello, Big J though. 1863 00:55:29,740 --> 00:55:32,780 He comes down here, like one of the comedians. 1864 00:55:32,780 --> 00:55:33,620 He was in Nashville a lot. 1865 00:55:33,620 --> 00:55:34,460 Nashville, okay. 1866 00:55:34,460 --> 00:55:35,580 Yeah. 1867 00:55:35,580 --> 00:55:38,420 Well, he was here for Burt Kreischer's. 1868 00:55:38,420 --> 00:55:39,660 Affiliate auditor, yeah, yeah. 1869 00:55:39,660 --> 00:55:40,980 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's where I seen him. 1870 00:55:40,980 --> 00:55:41,860 Me and Kimberly went to that. 1871 00:55:41,860 --> 00:55:44,380 Okay, do you know what's fucking crazy? 1872 00:55:44,380 --> 00:55:46,700 I didn't know any, I don't think I ever did stand up 1873 00:55:46,700 --> 00:55:47,540 at this time. 1874 00:55:47,540 --> 00:55:50,300 And everybody I talked to was there. 1875 00:55:51,220 --> 00:55:53,940 Everybody, now you were there, Kim was there. 1876 00:55:54,820 --> 00:55:58,500 I think Dan hosted the shirt, what's that shit called? 1877 00:55:59,380 --> 00:56:00,780 Take Your Shirt Off, Best Dad By. 1878 00:56:00,780 --> 00:56:02,860 It was like a Best Dad By competition. 1879 00:56:02,860 --> 00:56:04,820 JJ was in it. 1880 00:56:04,820 --> 00:56:06,700 So, and they didn't even know, it's like, 1881 00:56:06,700 --> 00:56:08,380 all this is so crazy. 1882 00:56:08,380 --> 00:56:13,060 Like Jaylen, Alex, I can't remember who else, 1883 00:56:13,060 --> 00:56:16,620 but they were all right there, like in almost diagonally. 1884 00:56:16,620 --> 00:56:18,980 We probably seen each other multiple times, that's crazy. 1885 00:56:18,980 --> 00:56:20,380 Patrick was there too, I remember. 1886 00:56:20,380 --> 00:56:22,620 Pat was there, why'd you call him Patrick? 1887 00:56:22,620 --> 00:56:24,460 Oh, it's just, I don't know why I do that. 1888 00:56:24,460 --> 00:56:26,740 Sometimes I'll be like Pat or Patrick. 1889 00:56:27,700 --> 00:56:28,820 It's Pat. 1890 00:56:28,820 --> 00:56:30,140 Big Pat, big bold pressure. 1891 00:56:30,140 --> 00:56:30,980 Big Pat. 1892 00:56:30,980 --> 00:56:31,820 Big Pat. 1893 00:56:31,820 --> 00:56:35,500 What's that, you got any good comedian stories? 1894 00:56:35,500 --> 00:56:38,340 People like behind the scenes? 1895 00:56:39,460 --> 00:56:41,980 Oh man, not that I can get anybody in trouble with 1896 00:56:41,980 --> 00:56:43,020 and I'm no fun. 1897 00:56:43,020 --> 00:56:45,980 No, no, no, no, no. 1898 00:56:45,980 --> 00:56:47,820 I don't need tea to spill. 1899 00:56:47,820 --> 00:56:50,540 It can be a crazy, like when somebody told me that 1900 00:56:50,540 --> 00:56:55,540 like Chris Catan was hyped up in the stand up live 1901 00:56:56,620 --> 00:56:58,380 dressing room, it's something like that. 1902 00:56:58,380 --> 00:56:59,220 Oh yeah. 1903 00:57:00,260 --> 00:57:02,420 Donny Baker, he's passed away now. 1904 00:57:02,420 --> 00:57:05,100 Shout out to RIP Ron Sexton. 1905 00:57:05,100 --> 00:57:09,420 But that was probably the chillest cool dude in person. 1906 00:57:09,420 --> 00:57:13,060 Like when he wasn't on stage being just a lunatic, 1907 00:57:13,060 --> 00:57:15,460 he was just all calm, real sweet. 1908 00:57:15,460 --> 00:57:16,500 He was a nice guy. 1909 00:57:16,500 --> 00:57:17,500 See those are the good ones. 1910 00:57:17,500 --> 00:57:20,140 Yeah, I got to open for him one time. 1911 00:57:20,140 --> 00:57:20,980 Oh that's good. 1912 00:57:20,980 --> 00:57:21,860 At stand up live, it was awesome. 1913 00:57:21,860 --> 00:57:22,700 Hell yeah. 1914 00:57:23,580 --> 00:57:26,740 You like opening it for people, like the bigger names? 1915 00:57:26,740 --> 00:57:29,420 I mean yeah, they cut that check at the end of the weekend. 1916 00:57:29,420 --> 00:57:30,260 It's nice. 1917 00:57:30,260 --> 00:57:31,540 I didn't argue with that. 1918 00:57:32,580 --> 00:57:34,700 But are the crowds like receptive to you? 1919 00:57:34,700 --> 00:57:36,140 Cause you know they're there to see somebody else. 1920 00:57:36,140 --> 00:57:36,980 Oh yeah, yeah. 1921 00:57:36,980 --> 00:57:39,420 When you get up, how do they use it? 1922 00:57:39,420 --> 00:57:40,700 Are they usually hyped about it? 1923 00:57:40,700 --> 00:57:43,820 Or is it like medium or low level? 1924 00:57:43,820 --> 00:57:45,580 I'm usually up on stage while they're getting 1925 00:57:45,580 --> 00:57:46,900 their drink orders and shit. 1926 00:57:46,900 --> 00:57:51,300 So I'm there to keep it occupied until the feature 1927 00:57:51,300 --> 00:57:52,140 gets up there. 1928 00:57:52,140 --> 00:57:54,340 I love doing it though. 1929 00:57:54,340 --> 00:57:55,180 Okay. 1930 00:57:55,180 --> 00:57:56,940 A few times I've gotten to do it. 1931 00:57:56,940 --> 00:57:58,420 I always wondered how that would be. 1932 00:57:58,420 --> 00:57:59,260 Same here. 1933 00:58:00,260 --> 00:58:01,100 It's fun. 1934 00:58:01,100 --> 00:58:01,940 It's fun. 1935 00:58:03,860 --> 00:58:04,700 Go ahead, go ahead. 1936 00:58:04,700 --> 00:58:07,140 I was gonna ask, how many places have you traveled to? 1937 00:58:07,140 --> 00:58:08,660 How many places have you performed at? 1938 00:58:08,660 --> 00:58:09,500 Oh fuck. 1939 00:58:11,100 --> 00:58:13,100 All over the southeast. 1940 00:58:13,100 --> 00:58:17,020 I've done a bunch in Florida, Mississippi, Georgia, 1941 00:58:17,020 --> 00:58:21,780 Tennessee, obviously Alabama, Indiana once. 1942 00:58:23,220 --> 00:58:25,700 I get around anywhere I can get a ride to man. 1943 00:58:27,300 --> 00:58:28,540 I know you went to what? 1944 00:58:28,540 --> 00:58:31,060 Niceville, Florida with Roy Hairston. 1945 00:58:31,060 --> 00:58:31,900 Yeah, yeah. 1946 00:58:31,900 --> 00:58:33,820 Me and Roy used to travel a whole bunch 1947 00:58:33,820 --> 00:58:37,580 before my foot decided it wanted to be on a sale half off. 1948 00:58:39,860 --> 00:58:40,700 Yeah. 1949 00:58:40,700 --> 00:58:41,540 A wild story. 1950 00:58:41,540 --> 00:58:44,340 Roy, he's not there. 1951 00:58:44,340 --> 00:58:47,340 And Panama City Beach. 1952 00:58:47,340 --> 00:58:51,620 And the deal we had was we had an open tab at the bar 1953 00:58:51,620 --> 00:58:53,260 we were doing the show at. 1954 00:58:53,260 --> 00:58:56,140 And I was drinking these craft, 1955 00:58:56,140 --> 00:59:00,740 there was like a little microbrewery craft soda shop 1956 00:59:00,740 --> 00:59:01,580 or whatever. 1957 00:59:01,580 --> 00:59:03,700 And they were like $8 diet sodas. 1958 00:59:03,700 --> 00:59:05,780 I drank about nine of them some bitches. 1959 00:59:05,780 --> 00:59:09,540 But Roy was drinking like $17 glasses of mead. 1960 00:59:09,540 --> 00:59:13,180 And he was fucking gone. 1961 00:59:13,180 --> 00:59:14,020 So we. 1962 00:59:16,020 --> 00:59:17,500 Hell is this the 1400s? 1963 00:59:17,500 --> 00:59:18,340 He's drinking mead. 1964 00:59:18,340 --> 00:59:19,820 Yeah, wait what is mead? 1965 00:59:19,820 --> 00:59:20,660 It's just honey. 1966 00:59:20,660 --> 00:59:23,780 It's like a honey wine instead of mead fruit. 1967 00:59:23,780 --> 00:59:27,060 But we was talking shit to these guys 1968 00:59:27,060 --> 00:59:29,740 that were playing chess before the show started. 1969 00:59:29,740 --> 00:59:31,900 And then Roy's up there just sloshed 1970 00:59:31,900 --> 00:59:34,340 and he's like man I'm done with this show. 1971 00:59:34,340 --> 00:59:35,780 I'm gonna whoop y'all's ass at chess. 1972 00:59:35,780 --> 00:59:36,820 And they were like whatever. 1973 00:59:36,820 --> 00:59:37,900 So these guys stuck around. 1974 00:59:37,900 --> 00:59:39,980 He mainly sat and they'd stay around and watch the show 1975 00:59:39,980 --> 00:59:40,980 or whatever. 1976 00:59:40,980 --> 00:59:42,700 But after the show Roy's still over 1977 00:59:42,700 --> 00:59:44,340 and just like slumps in the chair. 1978 00:59:44,340 --> 00:59:48,060 And just when I say spank their fucking ass at chess, 1979 00:59:49,100 --> 00:59:49,940 it was sad. 1980 00:59:49,940 --> 00:59:51,380 The first game was sad. 1981 00:59:51,380 --> 00:59:53,100 Oh, he's a beast like that. 1982 00:59:53,100 --> 00:59:54,780 Yeah, he snuck up on him. 1983 00:59:55,660 --> 00:59:56,500 They got him. 1984 00:59:57,580 --> 00:59:58,740 Put money on it? 1985 00:59:58,740 --> 00:59:59,580 No, I didn't put no money on it. 1986 00:59:59,580 --> 01:00:01,140 It was just a fuck you. 1987 01:00:01,140 --> 01:00:03,860 You think you're gonna beat me because I'm a comedian. 1988 01:00:03,860 --> 01:00:05,940 But yeah, the next time we came down there 1989 01:00:05,940 --> 01:00:08,580 to the show again, we didn't have an open tab anymore. 1990 01:00:08,580 --> 01:00:10,980 Hell, dog. 1991 01:00:10,980 --> 01:00:11,820 We ruined it for everybody. 1992 01:00:11,820 --> 01:00:14,500 I think it was like a two drink free or whatever. 1993 01:00:14,500 --> 01:00:15,420 Okay, okay. 1994 01:00:16,300 --> 01:00:18,860 I've met him one time at an apartment show. 1995 01:00:18,860 --> 01:00:19,860 Yeah, he's a nice guy. 1996 01:00:19,860 --> 01:00:20,700 Yeah, he was cool. 1997 01:00:20,700 --> 01:00:22,420 Where does he do comedy? 1998 01:00:23,580 --> 01:00:24,540 He's in Fort Payne. 1999 01:00:24,540 --> 01:00:25,740 Okay, okay, Fort Payne. 2000 01:00:25,740 --> 01:00:27,300 He just started an open mic out there too 2001 01:00:27,300 --> 01:00:28,340 on Sundays I believe. 2002 01:00:28,340 --> 01:00:30,460 He used to host the open mic at the station. 2003 01:00:30,460 --> 01:00:31,300 Yeah, he did a lot. 2004 01:00:31,300 --> 01:00:32,140 Box car. 2005 01:00:32,140 --> 01:00:32,960 Right around here. 2006 01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:33,800 Really? 2007 01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:35,500 So he would drive all the way here to host that? 2008 01:00:35,500 --> 01:00:36,340 Yeah. 2009 01:00:36,340 --> 01:00:37,180 Damn. 2010 01:00:37,180 --> 01:00:38,380 Damn. 2011 01:00:38,380 --> 01:00:39,580 As Oker? 2012 01:00:39,580 --> 01:00:42,380 You used to host an open mic over at the Huntsville 2013 01:00:42,380 --> 01:00:43,620 International Airport? 2014 01:00:43,620 --> 01:00:44,460 I did. 2015 01:00:44,460 --> 01:00:45,280 For real? 2016 01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:48,260 Yeah, I wasn't too far into comedy actually. 2017 01:00:48,260 --> 01:00:52,420 And my wife was a waitress there at the restaurant 2018 01:00:52,420 --> 01:00:53,540 and the manager was all like, 2019 01:00:53,540 --> 01:00:55,340 yeah sure, whatever, you can do it. 2020 01:00:57,820 --> 01:00:59,460 I'm the one, I know it's not surprising, 2021 01:00:59,460 --> 01:01:01,300 but I'm the one that got it canceled 2022 01:01:01,300 --> 01:01:03,660 for saying the phrase the N word. 2023 01:01:03,660 --> 01:01:04,740 I didn't say the N word. 2024 01:01:04,740 --> 01:01:08,140 I said T-H-E space N space word 2025 01:01:08,140 --> 01:01:10,300 and they canceled the shed of it. 2026 01:01:10,300 --> 01:01:11,140 Really? 2027 01:01:11,140 --> 01:01:12,100 Yeah. 2028 01:01:12,100 --> 01:01:13,300 Huh. 2029 01:01:13,300 --> 01:01:14,900 I'm like, all right, whatever. 2030 01:01:16,220 --> 01:01:18,180 They paid me in beer and food so I'm like, 2031 01:01:18,180 --> 01:01:19,860 oh well, I guess I don't get free chicken wings. 2032 01:01:19,860 --> 01:01:21,020 Oh well. 2033 01:01:21,020 --> 01:01:22,740 Hold on, you guys are getting money for hosting things? 2034 01:01:22,740 --> 01:01:23,580 Yeah. 2035 01:01:23,580 --> 01:01:24,400 Yeah. 2036 01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:25,240 For real. 2037 01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:26,900 What? 2038 01:01:26,900 --> 01:01:29,300 I get 10% off at Pleasures. 2039 01:01:29,300 --> 01:01:30,140 Ooh. 2040 01:01:30,140 --> 01:01:31,100 Got one down on Tuesdays. 2041 01:01:31,100 --> 01:01:31,940 Oh yeah. 2042 01:01:31,940 --> 01:01:32,780 That's a good deal. 2043 01:01:32,780 --> 01:01:33,620 Yeah. 2044 01:01:33,620 --> 01:01:34,460 I want to buy one of those. 2045 01:01:34,460 --> 01:01:36,300 I get sex toys, guys. 2046 01:01:36,300 --> 01:01:38,460 Yeah, I want to buy one of those half torsos. 2047 01:01:38,460 --> 01:01:39,380 It's just the ass. 2048 01:01:39,380 --> 01:01:40,220 I was thinking about it. 2049 01:01:40,220 --> 01:01:41,060 I want to put some boy, 2050 01:01:41,060 --> 01:01:43,420 if I didn't have a daughter living at home, I would. 2051 01:01:43,420 --> 01:01:45,340 I want to get one of those and put boy shorts on it 2052 01:01:45,340 --> 01:01:46,420 and just leave it on the coffee table 2053 01:01:46,420 --> 01:01:47,700 which you see me and my friends walk by 2054 01:01:47,700 --> 01:01:49,460 and slap it on the ass because you got to. 2055 01:01:49,460 --> 01:01:50,300 You got to. 2056 01:01:50,300 --> 01:01:51,120 Yeah, you got to. 2057 01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:51,960 Oh hell yeah. 2058 01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:52,800 They'll break down and smack it. 2059 01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:53,620 Yeah. 2060 01:01:53,620 --> 01:01:54,460 Oh, the first time. 2061 01:01:54,460 --> 01:01:55,300 Yeah. 2062 01:01:55,300 --> 01:01:57,100 You have to smack it to see. 2063 01:01:57,100 --> 01:01:57,940 Is it really? 2064 01:01:59,180 --> 01:02:00,540 So how much those cost? 2065 01:02:01,460 --> 01:02:02,620 I'm just wondering. 2066 01:02:02,620 --> 01:02:04,380 Like just, I would go one. 2067 01:02:04,380 --> 01:02:05,220 I'm not trying to. 2068 01:02:05,220 --> 01:02:07,300 I'm not trying to buy one. 2069 01:02:07,300 --> 01:02:08,140 I think at Pleasures, 2070 01:02:08,140 --> 01:02:10,780 like you can get one for like 60 bucks, I believe. 2071 01:02:10,780 --> 01:02:11,620 They don't hand them out. 2072 01:02:11,620 --> 01:02:14,140 Yeah, I think it depends on the material too. 2073 01:02:14,140 --> 01:02:15,940 How realistic are you willing to get? 2074 01:02:15,940 --> 01:02:16,780 Okay. 2075 01:02:16,780 --> 01:02:18,460 How realistic do you want, Brandon? 2076 01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:23,140 Well, you know, my bro, Amito, he would like. 2077 01:02:23,140 --> 01:02:23,980 Sure. 2078 01:02:23,980 --> 01:02:24,820 Let's see. 2079 01:02:24,820 --> 01:02:26,020 I mean, he likes realistic shit. 2080 01:02:26,020 --> 01:02:29,580 $60, that's not a bad deal these days, I heard. 2081 01:02:29,580 --> 01:02:30,460 Back in the day, it was like. 2082 01:02:30,460 --> 01:02:31,660 I'm pretty sure that's one of the ones 2083 01:02:31,660 --> 01:02:32,740 on the lower end, so. 2084 01:02:32,740 --> 01:02:33,580 Yeah. 2085 01:02:33,580 --> 01:02:34,700 60 is probably what you can probably. 2086 01:02:34,700 --> 01:02:35,540 Two fling balls don't tape together. 2087 01:02:35,540 --> 01:02:36,620 I'm guessing too, I don't know. 2088 01:02:36,620 --> 01:02:37,740 Okay. 2089 01:02:37,740 --> 01:02:40,100 The whole body's like 1,500. 2090 01:02:40,100 --> 01:02:40,940 Dang it. 2091 01:02:40,940 --> 01:02:41,780 For real? 2092 01:02:41,780 --> 01:02:42,620 Was that with the head and everything? 2093 01:02:42,620 --> 01:02:43,460 One of those things? 2094 01:02:43,460 --> 01:02:44,740 With the head and everything, like you get wigs, 2095 01:02:44,740 --> 01:02:46,060 like you get accessories. 2096 01:02:46,060 --> 01:02:47,580 It's like just going. With the head and everything. 2097 01:02:47,580 --> 01:02:48,420 Yeah. 2098 01:02:48,420 --> 01:02:49,260 Don't say it all. 2099 01:02:49,260 --> 01:02:50,100 The least important part. 2100 01:02:50,100 --> 01:02:52,020 Like that's the part that I'm not worried about. 2101 01:02:52,020 --> 01:02:53,200 Yeah. 2102 01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:54,300 So we in the future, right? 2103 01:02:54,300 --> 01:02:56,140 Are we at that point where there's one 2104 01:02:56,140 --> 01:02:57,940 that you click a button and it moves around 2105 01:02:57,940 --> 01:03:00,140 and just gets ready for you? 2106 01:03:00,140 --> 01:03:00,980 Like. 2107 01:03:00,980 --> 01:03:01,820 I don't think so. 2108 01:03:01,820 --> 01:03:03,180 I think that would be scary right now. 2109 01:03:03,180 --> 01:03:05,380 Because if one switch, you know what I'm saying, 2110 01:03:05,380 --> 01:03:06,220 your shit's fucked up. 2111 01:03:06,220 --> 01:03:07,060 Oh man. 2112 01:03:07,060 --> 01:03:07,880 You know what I'm saying? 2113 01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:09,900 You seen that Whitney Cummings special 2114 01:03:09,900 --> 01:03:12,300 where she's got her, she made the sex robot 2115 01:03:12,300 --> 01:03:14,300 and she brings it out or whatever on stage? 2116 01:03:14,300 --> 01:03:15,140 It's pretty fucking funny. 2117 01:03:15,140 --> 01:03:16,100 Let me see. 2118 01:03:16,100 --> 01:03:18,620 Yeah, I seen, she had it like on her podcast, 2119 01:03:18,620 --> 01:03:19,500 just sitting there a lot. 2120 01:03:19,500 --> 01:03:20,340 Yeah. 2121 01:03:20,340 --> 01:03:21,180 Yeah, after she got done. 2122 01:03:21,180 --> 01:03:22,300 It does look just like her too. 2123 01:03:22,300 --> 01:03:23,140 It's creepy. 2124 01:03:23,140 --> 01:03:24,220 Yeah. 2125 01:03:24,220 --> 01:03:26,060 I see, I don't think I could bang her. 2126 01:03:27,220 --> 01:03:28,740 First of all, I'm not moving. 2127 01:03:28,740 --> 01:03:31,100 I think moving it is worse than banging it. 2128 01:03:31,100 --> 01:03:33,300 Like if it was just appeared in your bed, yeah. 2129 01:03:33,300 --> 01:03:35,380 So it's not morally wrong, you're just lazy. 2130 01:03:35,380 --> 01:03:36,340 Yeah. 2131 01:03:36,340 --> 01:03:37,180 I'm with you. 2132 01:03:37,180 --> 01:03:38,240 I mean, no, I think, I think. 2133 01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:43,240 I don't know when I'm moving. 2134 01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:46,940 That bitch is heavy. 2135 01:03:46,940 --> 01:03:47,780 It's a workout. 2136 01:03:47,780 --> 01:03:50,020 Look, that's the whole thing to do this. 2137 01:03:50,020 --> 01:03:50,860 Damn. 2138 01:03:50,860 --> 01:03:53,440 I just, I mean, like when I'm busting and jacking off, 2139 01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:56,380 I mean, I just need just a little video and that's it. 2140 01:03:56,380 --> 01:03:58,580 I don't want to do a whole bunch of other shit. 2141 01:03:58,580 --> 01:04:01,940 I don't get the appeal of it. I'm being honest now. I'm talking about it more 2142 01:04:02,580 --> 01:04:04,820 Yeah, I'm about the economics of time. Yeah 2143 01:04:06,580 --> 01:04:10,740 Then I'm gonna get out, you know the post nut clarity after bang one of these days. Oh, yeah 2144 01:04:11,540 --> 01:04:16,180 Yeah, you're probably damn. They're suiciders. I go what am I doing myself? I used to be something 2145 01:04:17,900 --> 01:04:20,380 Time to go get the glass one and clean her out 2146 01:04:20,380 --> 01:04:28,020 I don't show that shit in the dawn commercial 2147 01:04:30,980 --> 01:04:36,340 Dude that's a good commercial. I guess good idea did just how good are those magic erasers? 2148 01:04:40,420 --> 01:04:44,820 That work for some people oh, that's how you clean it tired of your hog closet smelling like bleach 2149 01:04:44,820 --> 01:04:48,540 Clean your fuck doll. It's how this man is every day 2150 01:04:50,540 --> 01:04:53,540 You get nothing but bangers and when you watch please 2151 01:04:54,420 --> 01:04:56,820 Please be kind don't rewind damn it 2152 01:04:57,700 --> 01:05:03,140 Be kind don't rewind I gotta write the first time though. Yes, he did. Why am I adding please most death? Who's Jack Black? 2153 01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:06,740 Have you seen the be kind don't rewind movie? Oh, yeah 2154 01:05:07,460 --> 01:05:09,720 So it's like a 2155 01:05:09,720 --> 01:05:16,120 VHS store like one of the last ones is it not called it. No, it was most death that owned it. Yeah, let me do it 2156 01:05:17,640 --> 01:05:19,760 Rewind okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah 2157 01:05:20,760 --> 01:05:26,320 Mm-hmm cuz you don't have to rewind cuz you're just watching with friends. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I remember this. It's good 2158 01:05:26,320 --> 01:05:29,120 You have you have two episodes out now. Yeah. Yeah 2159 01:05:29,640 --> 01:05:31,640 We've done lady in the trance 2160 01:05:32,160 --> 01:05:37,820 I'm gonna go with the 2161 01:05:37,820 --> 01:05:39,820 Lady in the tramp and 2162 01:05:40,820 --> 01:05:44,300 Molly reroll 16 candles 16 candles. Yeah. Yeah, I just watched it 2163 01:05:44,300 --> 01:05:47,220 I was I was telling Kim I was laughing at the end you were like 2164 01:05:47,620 --> 01:05:52,020 I've watched this try to watch the movie six times and steal this in in part. I've never seen it 2165 01:05:55,540 --> 01:06:00,220 Oh, yeah, and then we did scary movie absolutely hey and that's a banger 2166 01:06:00,220 --> 01:06:05,940 I would I mean I went back and watched it and had just as much fun as I did the first hundred times or whatever 2167 01:06:05,940 --> 01:06:10,340 I watched that movie. I love it. We both were like me and you had a lot of the same 2168 01:06:11,140 --> 01:06:13,140 time stamps 2169 01:06:13,140 --> 01:06:17,420 That's good stuff. What one of my favorite characters that it's like he's not a main character. He's only in it 2170 01:06:17,420 --> 01:06:20,060 Probably four scenes, but Sydney's dad 2171 01:06:20,740 --> 01:06:23,740 Yeah, Sydney's dad is so good 2172 01:06:25,260 --> 01:06:30,060 He comes up he's like I gotta go away, you know, remember uncle uncle ex Escobar 2173 01:06:30,860 --> 01:06:34,580 Some things went missing a couple legs when they're broken. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it 2174 01:06:34,580 --> 01:06:36,580 But I like you something on the table 2175 01:06:36,580 --> 01:06:40,260 He's talking about coke. He's like he's like you got to step on it with 2176 01:06:40,580 --> 01:06:44,860 Bacon soda not baking powder because you don't want to have muffins growing out of their nose 2177 01:06:44,860 --> 01:06:47,980 You always love that joke ever since you were two years old 2178 01:06:50,660 --> 01:06:52,660 That's a wild thing to say to your daughter 2179 01:06:54,660 --> 01:06:57,860 Oh, man, but yeah, it was a great time that's gonna be a good one 2180 01:06:58,420 --> 01:07:03,220 All right, that's gonna jog some memories for especially people at least 30 2181 01:07:03,220 --> 01:07:05,220 Five and older. Yeah 2182 01:07:05,860 --> 01:07:11,580 Because when that movie came out, it was big it was huge and then it got and then it was it. I'm sorry 2183 01:07:11,580 --> 01:07:13,580 It was it was used for yeah 2184 01:07:13,580 --> 01:07:18,180 It was it did pretty damn good there for a while. It was in the theaters. It was more of a 2185 01:07:19,380 --> 01:07:23,940 Like a rental thing, I think that's where I watched it rental. Yeah, I couldn't even get into the movies to watch 2186 01:07:23,940 --> 01:07:27,660 So I wouldn't made a money back in the day. You can't even go in the movies all time. Hell no 2187 01:07:27,660 --> 01:07:34,260 You from here? Well, I'm from Hartzell. Yeah, okay. So did you guys have a movie theater and how many movies did it play? 2188 01:07:35,060 --> 01:07:37,060 the Decatur had a 2189 01:07:37,380 --> 01:07:39,380 movie theater and like it was 2190 01:07:39,780 --> 01:07:44,060 Four or five screens. Okay, so I grew up where they had two screens 2191 01:07:44,500 --> 01:07:49,180 So it's just like a they had a big room and then they had a small room. So we didn't even get all the movies 2192 01:07:49,820 --> 01:07:54,860 It would just be like the most popular too. But scary movies on there. So I figured it'd be what about you? 2193 01:07:54,860 --> 01:08:01,060 Yeah. Yeah, I mean I am from here. So there was a bunch of theaters. Okay, there was 2194 01:08:02,140 --> 01:08:05,020 Plenty to see we got all the movies. We got everything 2195 01:08:05,020 --> 01:08:09,220 They I wasn't hurting there and when did the when did the movie prices go up so much? 2196 01:08:10,700 --> 01:08:13,740 When did that happen? It was like 2000 and I 2197 01:08:14,780 --> 01:08:18,780 Say for damn that's around the time I was born. Oh 2198 01:08:18,780 --> 01:08:24,820 No, I wish I was there I wish go outside and sit in the car 2199 01:08:30,140 --> 01:08:33,500 I envy those times though, man. I wish I was there when I came out 2200 01:08:34,780 --> 01:08:39,820 Remember the first the first movie I ever went to the movies to watch dad took me and my sister to the I think it 2201 01:08:39,820 --> 01:08:45,380 Was the dollar movie to watch nine to five that Dolly Parton movie. Oh, yeah working nine to five 2202 01:08:45,380 --> 01:08:47,380 working nine to five 2203 01:08:49,860 --> 01:08:51,860 Real fun for a small boy 2204 01:08:57,940 --> 01:09:02,420 Which did you ever give us your movie no you never gave us your movie oh 2205 01:09:03,380 --> 01:09:06,800 Yeah, it was a princess bride. Oh, yeah princess bride. That's what new one 2206 01:09:06,800 --> 01:09:11,760 Oh, yeah, I'm great II fucking giant my guy 2207 01:09:12,680 --> 01:09:18,880 Now listen, nobody out drinking him. You know, no good luck trying he will flip your car over 2208 01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:23,000 That's bad man 2209 01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:26,980 That dude was so dope. He got the same hairstyle to look at that shit 2210 01:09:30,200 --> 01:09:33,800 Braddock it entertains to entertain herself with this for days. I 2211 01:09:33,800 --> 01:09:39,280 Never seen princess bride though. I got it's funny. I know I never funny shit 2212 01:09:39,280 --> 01:09:45,680 I just remember the only thing like I can tell you about them some movies. I just know the object like the matrix 2213 01:09:45,680 --> 01:09:50,900 I've never seen all the matrix. I've only seen the new one, but I could tell you about that car every day 2214 01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:56,000 Hold on. What do you mean? You only seen the new matrix like the newest one they ever made. That's the only one I've seen 2215 01:09:56,280 --> 01:10:00,620 What I've never seen like the first one. I haven't seen the first one dude 2216 01:10:00,620 --> 01:10:06,820 Good lord, even if it's just the first one just watch the first one. Okay, I'm not saying watch all of them 2217 01:10:07,860 --> 01:10:09,860 pale golf bought trench coats 2218 01:10:16,780 --> 01:10:21,180 He's already drinking eggs here, yeah, yeah, yeah pull over the trench coat they already 2219 01:10:21,180 --> 01:10:23,640 Yeah, I remember I was my first comedy show 2220 01:10:23,640 --> 01:10:28,180 They thought I was the trench coat guy over the back and they were like, I don't know my first time seeing shows 2221 01:10:28,180 --> 01:10:30,660 He like look like from the blow this place up. I 2222 01:10:32,100 --> 01:10:34,100 Don't know who it was 2223 01:10:36,980 --> 01:10:40,900 So you were in the back of that your first comedy show going to I don't know I watch it 2224 01:10:40,900 --> 01:10:43,860 I was just a audience member in the back. Uh, just watch it 2225 01:10:44,860 --> 01:10:49,220 Blow it up on the first bat. I was like damn. I'm just trying to support you. You know me 2226 01:10:49,860 --> 01:10:51,860 You're looking creepy 2227 01:10:51,860 --> 01:10:57,220 I would have stood up and be like hey, it's nothing in there. They wouldn't have known at the time would have probably died 2228 01:10:57,220 --> 01:10:59,980 I can't say nothing. I've had my trench coat now about 24 years 2229 01:11:00,620 --> 01:11:04,120 Damn for real. Yeah, my trench coat is older than my kid 2230 01:11:04,940 --> 01:11:06,460 Jesus 2231 01:11:06,460 --> 01:11:08,460 That's pre Columbine. So is it? Yeah 2232 01:11:10,860 --> 01:11:16,220 I mean I got one with a hoodie on I thought Columbine was 99. It was 2233 01:11:16,220 --> 01:11:23,620 It was 99 I wasn't there you bought it. Hold on. That means you bought it the year Columbine 98 2234 01:11:23,980 --> 01:11:27,940 98 okay. Okay. Let's see what you're right before 2235 01:11:29,140 --> 01:11:33,900 Okay, so that was 1999 April 20th. So you're still safe. Okay. Oh, yeah 2236 01:11:37,420 --> 01:11:41,720 I bought one of my first paychecks for my big boy job. What was that? 2237 01:11:41,720 --> 01:11:45,880 I'm working my fat ass off in a wood drill plant in Hartzell 2238 01:11:46,520 --> 01:11:53,840 Wood drill. Mm-hmm. What do you do that big wooden spools? They put the power line. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, it's as simple as okay. Okay 2239 01:11:54,600 --> 01:11:59,360 Is that how you lost the finger? No, that's how I lost a hundred and something pounds over a summer 2240 01:12:00,040 --> 01:12:04,760 Middle of summer a big-ass metal building working your ass off. That'll do it. Yeah. Yeah 2241 01:12:05,240 --> 01:12:08,280 That's the glow. I need to do that job right now. I'm a tree getting paid 2242 01:12:08,280 --> 01:12:13,640 Hmm. Oh, I was just saying I need to do that too. He's somebody do it. We'll do it together now 2243 01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:20,720 You can't lose a hundred pounds no more Brandon. What not 100 probably I can lose I can lose a hundred and and just be a 2244 01:12:20,720 --> 01:12:22,720 regular person 2245 01:12:29,240 --> 01:12:31,240 Minus a hundred 2246 01:12:31,240 --> 01:12:39,640 I look like look like Jack Skeleton Nightmare Before Christmas. I've seen a little bit of that 2247 01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:45,800 Like I said, he was proud of so I've seen a little bit 2248 01:12:49,040 --> 01:12:51,520 Brandon how many times have you seen Madagascar 2? Oh 2249 01:12:52,400 --> 01:12:55,020 Man, I've seen the whole series quite a bit 2250 01:12:55,020 --> 01:12:59,800 I can't even tell you about that number three is the least one I've seen know with that little circus shit 2251 01:12:59,800 --> 01:13:01,800 Uh-huh, but uh number two 2252 01:13:02,080 --> 01:13:04,080 Could I had that moment? 2253 01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:09,120 Have you ever heard the moment I have Madagascar 2 that was the last time I shit myself 2254 01:13:16,280 --> 01:13:18,720 Who's like five years old we were just 2255 01:13:19,440 --> 01:13:21,640 And then something happened I said oh shit 2256 01:13:22,640 --> 01:13:25,680 It happened and I waited like five minutes 2257 01:13:25,680 --> 01:13:29,920 No, you know I had to figure out a way to tell this guy and then his family came in there 2258 01:13:29,920 --> 01:13:34,280 His mom and dad were arguing what I am in the back from trying to figure out what to do me 2259 01:13:34,280 --> 01:13:36,280 Well, cuz I was uh, yeah 2260 01:13:37,200 --> 01:13:39,200 Nobody expected that we didn't have extra clothes 2261 01:13:41,400 --> 01:13:43,400 Said it's a tickle fight now waiting 2262 01:13:46,200 --> 01:13:51,600 Cuz I used to happen sometimes I remember a kid recess would do that he just jump out of nowhere and 2263 01:13:52,440 --> 01:13:54,440 He's on a watch list 2264 01:13:54,440 --> 01:14:00,640 I'm a fucking moose in a neighborhood. He's got knock on doors and do some explaining and we would always are a man or 2265 01:14:07,040 --> 01:14:10,860 Janitor he loved to shout out mr. Jenkins 2266 01:14:10,860 --> 01:14:19,460 I don't fucking know. Yeah, best shoulder rubs. I missed it elementary school 2267 01:14:26,300 --> 01:14:28,300 You got any streets trying to get to 2268 01:14:32,620 --> 01:14:36,220 We told him he was he was asking well sci-fi I won't say we 2269 01:14:36,980 --> 01:14:39,060 Cuz he told us he store like when the first 2270 01:14:39,060 --> 01:14:43,860 I think couple months and he was over here telling sci-fi like we were like 2271 01:14:43,860 --> 01:14:48,500 God, I thought you gotta listen to this each one and he was like look usually I don't victim blame 2272 01:14:48,500 --> 01:14:50,500 But it sounded like you were asking 2273 01:14:55,060 --> 01:15:01,220 To trust worth it back then I didn't know somebody asked you yeah candy. I'll see you really got candy 2274 01:15:02,500 --> 01:15:05,660 And I thought I was tough too. Like my mom's like, what do they put you in the truck? 2275 01:15:05,660 --> 01:15:10,400 I like good luck trying to get my ass in the truck to do 80 years old. What the fuck is he gonna do to me? 2276 01:15:10,400 --> 01:15:12,400 I didn't know I was like five man 2277 01:15:14,220 --> 01:15:20,540 I would have done gonna get you now now I've seen another thing that's weird to me. There's a ice cream truck, man 2278 01:15:20,540 --> 01:15:24,820 It's like a regular van. It's not even an official thing and it's in my girl's neighborhood 2279 01:15:24,820 --> 01:15:26,680 She knows I'm talking about so old man 2280 01:15:26,680 --> 01:15:31,820 Like he comes around at 7 o'clock every night and just plays that and nobody ever comes up to him 2281 01:15:31,820 --> 01:15:33,820 And I don't know what's going on 2282 01:15:33,820 --> 01:15:37,900 And I almost went up like to like now. Yeah. Yes now 2283 01:15:40,260 --> 01:15:46,400 Yeah, it's all the shit too, it's not official one I can tell because I'm looking at the stickers yeah 2284 01:15:48,100 --> 01:15:50,100 My sister 2285 01:15:50,420 --> 01:15:54,500 My sister and brother-in-law ran an ice cream truck in Hartsell there for a little while 2286 01:15:55,020 --> 01:15:56,060 and 2287 01:15:56,060 --> 01:15:58,460 She'll get mad when they hear me say this but uh 2288 01:15:58,460 --> 01:16:03,780 They had dropped one of the trucks off at a shop to get it worked on and so they were like hey the truck 2289 01:16:03,780 --> 01:16:06,940 Should you get picked up? It's already paid for you'll pick it up for us. I'm like, yeah sure 2290 01:16:06,940 --> 01:16:11,740 So I got a buddy to drop me off. Well, I grabbed my Marilyn Manson Antichrist superstar disk 2291 01:16:14,900 --> 01:16:22,460 And I blared that shit on the PA system all the way home just the beautiful people just rattling windows 2292 01:16:22,460 --> 01:16:24,460 Yeah 2293 01:16:27,340 --> 01:16:32,860 Yeah, all right, all right over this is the end of podcast it's been a hoot 2294 01:16:36,700 --> 01:16:39,580 Thank you Jack for filling in for JJ who's a bitch 2295 01:16:44,180 --> 01:16:49,340 Now what you're gonna do right now into this camera that me I'm pointing straight ahead you're just going to 2296 01:16:49,340 --> 01:16:52,700 You're just gonna say whatever you got your socials and we'll put it up on the side of you 2297 01:16:52,700 --> 01:16:56,940 And whatever you got coming up shows or anything. It'll be on the week. So whatever you got coming up. Okay 2298 01:16:58,460 --> 01:17:01,020 Was it ogre underscore comedy on Instagram? 2299 01:17:02,060 --> 01:17:07,220 It's ogre underscore space comedy and this is a picture of me. This is a ton of them fuckers on YouTube 2300 01:17:07,220 --> 01:17:11,140 but anyway, and then uh, let's see I'm on the 2301 01:17:13,660 --> 01:17:16,660 Comic-con that's the 13th in it 2302 01:17:16,660 --> 01:17:18,660 That's the 13th in it 2303 01:17:18,980 --> 01:17:20,980 Where shenanigans? 2304 01:17:21,020 --> 01:17:25,540 Yeah shenanigans is one of the official after party spots of the the comic-con 2305 01:17:26,140 --> 01:17:32,480 So we're doing stand-up comedy dressed up as characters and shit and I'm gonna be Frankenstein's monster 2306 01:17:34,300 --> 01:17:37,220 And then I believe the 18th we're doing 2307 01:17:38,060 --> 01:17:40,060 18th in that roast battle 2308 01:17:40,180 --> 01:17:44,340 The 18th we're doing a roast battle and I'm gonna be up against Carson Elmore. So 2309 01:17:44,340 --> 01:17:48,300 Try to come see me at some point because I'm probably getting canceled after the 19th 2310 01:17:49,620 --> 01:17:55,180 And if I make it past that the 27th, we're doing roast of the 80s and I'm gonna be Ronald Reagan 2311 01:17:55,180 --> 01:17:57,180 Oh damn, I want to see that. It's gonna be fun 2312 01:17:58,180 --> 01:18:00,820 Hell yeah, yeah, and the 25th I'm gonna be on 2313 01:18:03,100 --> 01:18:05,100 One of one of the 2314 01:18:05,700 --> 01:18:10,340 Thesaurus words that Scott uses for happy or good stuff comedy hours 2315 01:18:10,340 --> 01:18:12,340 Comedy hours 2316 01:18:12,340 --> 01:18:39,260 I love it on the 25th. Hell. Yeah. All right over. Thank you so much. It's been a fucking great time. Thank you