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This week on clown college

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Now I guess we're on the topic one-on-one

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In the ring who do you think has it? Oh, it's Trump. Yeah, we all know it's

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It's a big it's just three. That's the thing. It would wait. It would look it would look awful

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Like they would just be like rolling around you ever seen like old people fight

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Those clips of old people fighting and one of them just turns and then like nothing really happens. All right

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I've never seen any videos of your family. Look at me. Oh

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This is the clown college podcast

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We're just a couple open micers trying to make our way through the scene where we interview

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Comedians throughout different stages of their comedy career no matter if they're open micers headliners or traveling comedians

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I'm here to Jamie 2.0. I just talk a lot more damn it Brandon go sit in the corner

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Wait, oh I thought you did Brandon no, no you

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Like totally eliminate that I was about to be like don't worry, dude

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I was wearing green on April Fool's Day

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First of all, it's not April Fool's Day and that's not what you're supposed to do on April. Yeah

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Yeah, that's St. Patrick's right there. They're close together. That's drug abuse man

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You do enough and you'll start thinking some creative things

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That stand-up comedy. Hey comedy. Oh, yeah, what you been up to Brandon?

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You know, I just been trying to live doing a good life

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Been able to host I've been doing

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Yeah, really fun I've been having a good time

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I've been what I've noticed today Brandon picked up a new fear dude. What's that elements the wind? Oh

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Yeah, because it's crazy shit man

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Breaking into my house the other day fucked up my roof and all that shit

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Man, then in my neighbor call. Hey, man, you better check that. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Wait

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What was that the voice you did for your neighbor? Yeah, I was trying to cuz you know, we're in the South man

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A lot of country people so I try to make make it I try

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Good on you. I try to sometimes mix it up and make it sound like we in the area

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I'll be like, hey, yeah, Brandon, you better check that. Yeah, you're right. I will trying to be inclusive

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Yes, I like it. Yes. I am you got that a smoky the bear shirt on

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Yes, I do because you're wearing a fire resistant jacket is

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Hell yeah, only you could prevent wildfires they say yeah

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Did y'all do anything for April Fool's Day man you fool anybody? Oh, dude, not this April fools

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Well back when I was younger do

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Pull the prank on my boy Sal

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Short Mexican guy. He used to be fat. He was really fat in this point

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And this is it's just important for the story and those in big is a miracle

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So so we were like me and D Lowe and like we're gonna pull prank on him. We're gonna go out

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We live but we were in Illinois all cornfields. So we we went to the cornfield

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We had a D Lowe's car and if you put a car in and neutral and turn it off

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You can't turn it back on

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So whenever we were like, I would you got to get out and take a piss looks like a random spot

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But at the same time we had my boy Chris over there and they're like a little

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Drive like a little where the tractors go through

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In the cornfield and he's hiding off with a Jason mask and a chainsaw

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Swear to God chainsaw with the the chain taking off, right?

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And so we get out mean D Lowe's like man

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we got to take a piss first of all, we tell him we're going to this party and his girl was a

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And this girl wanted to holler at him cuz he didn't want to go he was like man

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No, I'm like, no this girl want to holler at you like

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Alright, so he got in there April Fool's number one

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We put the child child locks on the back seat

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He was in the back seat swear and then we get out we're like, oh we got to take a piss

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We turn off the car we come back in and D Lowe tries to start the car

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Click click click. What the fuck and then you just hear room

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room from the chainsaw

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Then he starts walking up with the Jason mask and me and deals like oh fuck this and we got out the car ran

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And we just ran far enough to get out the lights and then come back around and then Chris was over there with the chainsaw

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And it was like this much room in the window and he was sticking it in there

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It's out couldn't get through the front

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It's something bouncing around in the back and he's kicking the door like if he went to one side he start kicking the door and

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The other thing is D Lowe and if you guys don't know who he is, but it's my boy

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He's the most random person in the world for some reason. He had a bad frame in the back seat of a car

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So Sal's trying to fight to get out. You got this fucking bad frame. It's a little car

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He can't get through the front and so he scratches up his arm and everything

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He's got a whole bed frame a whole bed frame metal bed frame in the back

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Why you got this do with a chainsaw and adjacent mass trying to kill you? Oh

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Man if we had cameras back then do if you posted that today YouTube would take it down

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Oh, yeah, it's terms of service. So you gave that guy PTSD

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He loves it. He loves it Sally Poo boy. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry. So that sounds not fun

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It was a great man. Yeah, I never did nothing like that. No crazy prank

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Just the classic like put saran wrap over the toilet

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Yeah that but that's that's a little bit more rowdy

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I don't think so dude, but it's not like that's a traumatic experience. I would be

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I'll be traumatized what you think it just got stuck in your asshole

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I mean you just sitting there you're sitting there shit. You like, oh, what's this feeling it is like coming back?

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Yeah, man, but also it's kind of your fault because the saran wrap is right there dude

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It's not like it's so transparent that you can't see it

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But it's like you do it the night before that way you're early in the morning

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Somebody's got to take a piss and then all of a sudden it's just not what you wanted it to be

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Yeah, and and I faced a lot of consequences for that. My grandparents weren't happy dude, but it's okay

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You did it to your grandparents. That's the only people that I lived with. Oh

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God, yeah, they didn't like it dude. I thought it was gonna be fun. It wasn't

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Thing oh my elder abuse is at an all-time high first of all go into any retirement home doesn't your

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Doesn't your retarded friend?

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Old dude beat him up with a laptop

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First of all, I'm not getting to nobody's putting me on my knees with a Hewlett Packer

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First of all, you're gonna need one of those fucking big-ass gateway computers and he say beat his legs

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This is it this is like a real report this is in a report if they said he beat his legs

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You know one of my boys watch it he was like

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We could we talked about an early episode and he was like he was he was like, yeah, they found that Gus asked a lot

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I'm saying his name. I like that's my nigga. No gut

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But that's a hip of violation. Yeah, but he got his legs beat by a

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What the fuck are those people called? They ain't slow. You talking about the real strong ones the site

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Not the kind that slammed you off the monkey bars to the other

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Behavioral behavioral issues like a trick. Yeah, so they gotta go to a home. Yeah. Yeah, and they beat him beat his legs

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I don't know what you mean with the lamp who knows I seen a I seen a paper report and

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He reported that they beat his leg

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I believe it

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I'm all here. Well, you know, you gotta start from the bottom

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He got a start from the bottom

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Was it kind of similar to that incident where the teacher got beat up for taking that kid's Nintendo? Oh, did you see that?

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He fucked but he like almost killed her in some shit

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I said I seen the punch did he hit her what she was on the ground?

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Yeah, it's like why she was I don't think he's done. He didn't know I do

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Oh, yeah, and they said something about like about this. Yeah, they said something like he autistic or whatever

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Yeah, maybe I locked that autistic nigga up. I don't get fuck you all that

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He beat somebody like that on the ground. That's not a social cue man. No, that's just beating somebody's ass

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You know the difference

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So I'm saying and and if you severely autistic and that's the shit you do you still need to be locked up somewhere

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I'm not saying it's prison, but you need to be somewhere where people got a island, dude

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How much does it suck you get your ass kicked by a student?

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Then you don't have health insurance cuz you're a teacher. You make like 35 grand a year. Hold on. They don't get health insurance

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I'm sure they do but it's probably not not the greatest

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Yeah, I'm sure they do but it's probably not the greatest

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You know, you probably got the bronze plan. You still gotta pay $75 to get an x-ray

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This dude beat your ass cuz you took his switch man, and then he switched up on you

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You can't be doing that dude

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You thought it was a game. It was not dude. Took Super Smash Bros and got smashed

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That's some shit

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That's what happened Donkey Kong style too if I remember. Oh my gosh. Yes, man

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But also if you're the teacher dude

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You probably have had an idea like if you if that student is willing to do that level of crazy shit

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You probably had some behavioral issues with him before and I'm not fucking taking I'm letting if it's gonna chill him out

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Let him be on the switch. It's like in something about Mary whenever he would touch the dudes ears

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He would just y'all remember that movie. I mean, I've heard the name. I've never seen it

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What's it called something about Mary? Well, is that the one where Meryl Streep aborts her child?

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It's Ben Stiller and Cameron Diaz

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Oh, yeah, yeah when he zips his nut up in there

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Brad Farr's in there. Hey dude, shout out Ben Stiller for producing Severance

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Talk about it one of the best TV shows ever made. All right. I'm glad you said that one season

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It's probably like in terms of like concept and just how well it's shot and how good the plot is and the pacing

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It might be my favorite show. Oh, never like only one season is the only drawback

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We'll say that one season sometimes less is more and they give you just enough to keep you crawling back

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Do you like a good crack dealer?

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He's not gonna sell you everything but he's gonna get you hooked

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I'm gonna watch this tonight. It's Brandon. He is so good

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Brandon had we put it on Brandon was here, but I had cooked ribs that night

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Oh, so he's hey

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I tell you I've never I think I got a picture, but I don't know but we should have took video

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He was he was like like Alex would laugh at the show and then he'd be like

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He had so many was stuffing he had so much stuffing I was like this is as soon as he got done eating

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I don't know if he put the plate down. He was already passing

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But he would just laugh randomly like Alex would start laughing he

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Was in a food coma

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Diabetic coma man. I was trying to get a little bit of a

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Diabetic coma man. I was trying to make sure they knew I was okay. So I was trying to laugh

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He does try to laugh to let you know he's okay cuz when he got fucked up dude in Chattanooga

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Like he would like throw up and then he'd be like

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I'm good. And then he's our shadow

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He will sit there and like

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Like say the speech that Rocky like gives to himself like he'll say it to himself. Yes

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It's inspirational as fuck. Yeah. Yeah, you can't give up

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As drunk as I was in Chattanooga. I knew I couldn't give up that night

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Especially front everybody like nah, man

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No, I can't let him I can't look like a pussy out in front of everybody. So I said I'm doing it

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I'm gonna make it and I kept pushing. Hell. Yeah. Well, you did your sets man

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Oh, yeah, you did both your sets. You work hard you get to play hard. You do. That's what I'm saying and Brandon plays the hardest

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Thank you, man on the road Brandon turns into a demon. Oh, it is true both times on the road. Hey, look at that boy

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In Birmingham outside of Plumb bar, it was like pouring down rain

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You remember that? Uh-huh. And then I walked outside and Brandon was out there and he was talking this lady

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He was like you like them plumb bars

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She's like, yeah, I'm gonna get me one of them. I'm gonna get me one of them. She's like, yeah

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Yeah, you do that

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I don't remember that one. I know you don't but I do

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That's funny must have been good shit. What was it like the blue torchlighter?

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Brandon I'm be honest with you. There might not have been a torchlighter. This might have just been something you were talking about dude

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I don't know if she's a good person. I don't know if she's a good person

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This might have just been something you were talking about dude. I don't know if she had a torchlighter or not

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But she did have it backwards. So that's indicative of having a torchlighter

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Okay, because he can't like that with a fucking big dude. Yeah, you're probably out there smoking too, wasn't it? I don't think so

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When is he not? Yeah

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Not crack or cigarettes or anything bad

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No, nothing bad

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Nothing bad. It was a herbal

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Tea medicine. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was completely legal. Yeah, it was smoking. It was completely

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Yeah, dude, Brandon. Look at him, dude. That's a lie. He's wearing a shirt about forest fires. You know, he

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Obeys the law man. I support the law man. Yeah, what's your favorite law?

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Skigi fireman. What's my favorite law?

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Fireman jacket. You said what's my favorite law? So the dogs can't bite through

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What's your favorite law man?

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Man, that's a tough one. Let me think. Let me think.

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Damn, there's so many laws, but which one would I like?

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I mean, I mean if you do something wrong, like you I mean if you do something wrong you go to jail. That's cool

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I feel like that's the best one I can do. I don't know.

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A lot of fucked up laws. I don't know.

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That's true man. Yeah, there is a lot of fucked up laws.

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What'd you say the law about pouring salt?

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You can't well you can't pour salt on railroad tracks or I know you can't do that

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But there's one in Alabama where it's like you can't walk across a railroad track with ice cream cone in your back pocket on a Sunday

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What? It's something crazy like that. What? Yeah, it's like look it up dude. It's like hyper specific. Ice cream back pocket. Ice cream back pocket railroad law.

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Regional legislature.

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No, but there's like they got crazy laws like that man. So you just know that something happened. Well, that's not it.

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Let me get on here.

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Okay, in back pocket.

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Why does Alabama have a law defining ice cream?

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In back pocket. Okay, it's illegal for a person to walk down. That's weird.

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Walk down the street with an ice cream cone in their back pocket. So I was a little off but I knew it was something like that dude.

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What the fuck does that even mean? How could you come up with this law?

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It's because you're gay man.

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Oh they got an explanation man. It's okay. It said back when most people got around on horseback, you know horse fees would put ice cream in their pockets to lure the horses away without being charged for stealing.

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What? So they're scared of us stealing horses like we're gonna do that shit.

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That makes no sense. I'm gonna have to ask Maddie about this one dude. I didn't think horses were really that into ice cream.

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I didn't either. That's good to know though.

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But what the fuck. This makes no sense. Ice cream is the hardest thing to transport.

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And like horse thieves, this had to have been like the late 1800s dude. It's hot as fuck.

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It's not like we got an electric refrigerator like we do now dude. How the fuck are you doing?

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Like how is this a law man? It's bad years. Maybe you can only do it in a bad fucking year. Maybe they needed their fucking horses stolen bitches.

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I don't know. Some of them. No. You might be onto something dude. I might be onto something. But click on that man. I want to know more about this legislature right here.

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Let's click on it. Horse thieves? Alabama. Well that shit is just gonna tell you the next one.

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Let's see what this one is. In Alaska it's illegal to give alcohol to a moose. Well that makes sense. Oh yeah that's definitely because you playing with fire.

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Them big motherfuckers. But it probably takes so much to get them drunk dude. Oh hell yeah. They're so big. Yeah they are huge. Arizona.

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Refuse a person. You can't tell somebody they can't have a glass of water man. I mean. I mean yeah. Well you talking about like vendors or you talking about somebody coming to the crib like I have to get my glass of water.

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Widespread belief that it's unlawful in Arizona to refuse a person a glass of water. I guess because it's so hot. Yeah.

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But it doesn't really say that's an official law. What's the next one Brandon? I got to know some more about this. Arkansas. Arkansas. Arkansas. It's against the law to hawk your horn in front of a sandwich shop at the 9pm.

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The fuck. Well you know. Well I would love to know the origin. Are you going to fuck up the sandwich process? Is that a frog? This looks kind of illegal. Let's see.

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It says a frog that has participated in a frog jumping competition cannot be legally killed or by extension eaten.

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Dude you know what I think is the funniest part about this one. I equate it to like horse racing you know. Like once the horse gets past four years old it's like well he's out of his prime. Let's fucking put a bullet in the back of his head.

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Can you imagine these fucking redneck ass people with frogs. They're like he's past his prime dude. His fucking his quads are degenerating dude. Let's put him out of his misery and just fucking smash.

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They're like it's frog leg time. Fry it up. Press dismiss on that. Oh yeah. Oh yeah man you fry it up. You got yourself a meal. I love these man.

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If you're yearning to wake up to the crow of a rooster don't settle in Louisiana. No Louisville. Colorado. In this bolder country town. It's illegal to own these loud mouthed fowl.

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You can't have a rooster? So you can't have a rooster. That's just one county dude. That's okay. I mean that's cool. I don't want a rooster anyway. They're not real Americans.

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Oh man. They can't say pickle isn't a pickle unless it can bounce. Do pickles bounce man? I don't know man. They say a pickle isn't a pickle unless it can bounce. That's weird.

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What? Is that a Connecticut one? Dude what do you mean? Is that a well known thing? Maybe Connecticut pickles are different. I don't know. They have a different pickling process.

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I wonder what pickle we're talking about. I think it's the exact same. I think they do it the same for everything that they pickle. I think that's kind of the point.

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I mean that makes sense. That should be illegal anywhere. In Delaware it's illegal to have a picnic on the highway.

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Well yeah that's dumb as shit. I mean that makes sense. I agree. Somebody did it so they had to make it a law. Come on people. We gotta be better than this. White first of all.

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Oh Miami Beach is against the law to sell any food, even the state celebrated citrus. You can't sell food? Okay. That's weird. All them fucking restaurants.

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Look at that Florida citrus meringue pie. Wait. Where? You mean search it up? No it's highlighted right there at the end. I want to see what this is about.

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How to make it. Okay. Man that looks good. If you tell Brandon to do it, he'll do it. He's the most loyal soldier. See what they look like.

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Hell yeah. Okay let's see. I want to see the end result. Come on. What kind of citruses do they use? I'm thinking oranges because that's native to Florida.

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I think it's lemon. Limes. I feel like lime is a citrus. Persimmon maybe? Cream of tarts. Okay come on guys. Tell me what it is. They ain't telling me.

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Peppermint meringue. Colored meringue. Whoa what is that dude? They're just meringues. I like the colored one. I might do that. I like the colored. You like the colored ones? Yep.

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Colored meringue. Yeah. Colored meringue. Meringue. I've only said it 20 times. Colored meringue. Meringue.

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Maka fucking meringue. Remember that last night? Oh yeah that was real. Yep. Those two. First of all that brunette lady was drunk as fuck. Drunk as fuck.

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Which I get it. I had that little tropical jug thing. That was nice dude. It was $13 but it was nice. That's a pretty good price for how big it was though.

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Probably a couple different alcohols. A lot of ice man. A lot of crushed ice. That's how they sneak it up on you dude. Crushed. It's fun and shit. Yeah it's fun until you're out of alcohol dude.

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Unbelievable. Bullshit. So it's very effective because I might try that next time man. Yeah dude I got the famous blue raincoat.

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Blue paracow. Fat sammys. Fat sammys. Wednesdays with Brandon co-host now. Hell yeah dude. Black panther hidden. Sorry I studied. Black panther hidden dragon. Yep. Every Wednesday at fat sammys. BPHD.

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Starting at 8.30. Yeah they did some fun things. What'd he ask you? Newly wedded questions? Oh yeah. Oh that was cool. That was fun. I like that. Me too. I think we're going to start doing that more. That was really nice.

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Hell yeah. Brandon on the spot. Can't beat it. I like asking Brandon questions dude. I'll give you an answer.

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Brandon do you feel like in today's society the institution of marriage has been deteriorated by like kind of just a step away from tradition?

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Yes. Yes I do. I mean there's a lot of different versions these days of marriage. It could be anything. I mean you could have a whole bunch of people in a marriage now. You don't have to do it. You could be like you know what we're married but we're not married.

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Like we're still married we can't afford to divorce type stuff. You know so many. Business deals. Marriage yeah it's like it's a lot. It's beautiful. It's different. And it's like a fusion barbecue kind of you know. It's twisty. It's different. There you go.

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What about open marriage? How you guys feel about that? I mean I wouldn't do that. I'm not going to lie man. The hell? No. You walk in there every time. The fuck is that? Oh this Earl. This is Fred. He's in my bed. Coming on my channel.

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Because somebody isn't fucking as much as the other person. They fucking fuck. Every time. I would be cool with it but his name can't be Earl dude. That's over the line bro.

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Earl Ray Jr. man. You fucking Darth Vader. James Earl Jones. Oh fuck. Who'd you say? James Earl. He said Earl Ray Jr. James Earl Ray is the guy that killed Martin Luther King. Fuck. You know that's the guy. I knew man.

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He missed them all. No but James Earl Jones and James Earl Ray it's like one difference. But he said Jr. So he put Martin Luther King in there. Yeah. Because that's who killed over there. Yeah he did it. You didn't even know. He looked like he just committed a crime. You know what. You didn't. I knew that. That was the whole setup.

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He played the badumts for Martin Luther King's assassin. No. No no no no no no. That was the worst day in American history. One of the worst days. One of them. A lot of worst days. Give me the top three worst days in American history dude.

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Well definitely 9-11 was really bad. Nah it ain't close. It ain't even close to the worst day in America though. Okay. Yeah. The worst throughout history. Let's see what else happened. I'd say when they took the snack wraps away from McDonald's that was a pretty dark day for me man.

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Every time they take a shamrock shake away from McDonald's that's a bad day. That's kind of the beauty of the shamrock shake man. It's seasonal. Love it so much though. I like that Grimace shake. When am I going to see that again man? Dude first of all that was terrible. Really? It was. It was purple and it tasted like vanilla but worse. Like they added some kind of little extra flavoring in there and it was awful. It was like blueberry. It was like blueberry. Was it blueberry? Yes. It tasted blue but it was purple. Yes.

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I don't know man. To me it tasted like vanilla. Maybe I got a weird batch. A weak batch. So it was just vanilla. And I only drank half, like a couple sips of it. The rest of it I like poured on my asshole in a public park. Oh that's understandable. Yeah it was blueberry flavored though. Blueberry? Yeah I was drinking it and I gave it to my girl and she was like ugh that's blueberry. I feel like if I knew it was blueberry I would like it more. Yeah. I think part of the factor is like you don't know what it's supposed to be.

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So you're like ugh this tastes weird. Yeah. It's like have you ever like had like a like you go to a fast food restaurant and you order like a Coke Zero in the drive thru and then you taste it and it's like Sprite and you're like ugh. Oh yeah. What the fuck is wrong with the root beer dude?

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That's why you gotta get them frozen drinks man. Like those are way better. Like you know they got the frozen Coke. Oh like Taco Bell dude? You wanna drink that though when you're eating some? I see that's my thing. I don't. I want liquid. And like if I'm getting a dessert on its own it has to be better than that dude. Oh definitely. It can't be flavored ice dude. No no. I gotta get a Blizzard man. You've been hating on Blizzard. Blizzard's a BOGO right now dude. Go get yourself one. You saw what I pulled up with earlier? That fucking large. Oh shit. That fucking large ass nutter butter shake.

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Yeah. I like shakes but not Blizzard. But the Blizzard dude. Yeah. Wait. You scared of the thickness dude. Yeah. I like it. I like I get up in there dude. I love it thick and thick and thickness man. That's what I'm saying dude. The Royal New York Cheesecake Blizzard from Dairy Queen. The Strawberry Cheesecake dude. Oh man. That does nothing for me. Insanity. Let me show you the camera. Insanity. Not even a little bit. There's some Blizzards that are ass. Like if you like the frosted animal crackers Blizzard dude. Grow up. All right. Dude why would I search? I'm a Asian. I have a lot of

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I was damn, I was literally searching that.

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Oh shit, my bad.

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That?

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I mean, that one's great, dude.

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I totally understand the appeal.

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It's just not really my thing.

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All right, nevermind, we're going back out there.

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I'm fake as fuck, dude.

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I switch up right now, dude.

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Yeah, I was like, I was searching,

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as soon as you said, you better not have that,

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I was like, fuck, like you'll see it.

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I was typing it.

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That does sound better than whatever you just said.

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Dude, I'm so tired of you people, man.

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What?

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That came off wrong.

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You people?

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My bad.

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I was talking about mentally handicapped people,

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not black people.

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Oh yeah, I understand.

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I understand.

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No, I actually haven't tried it, man.

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I think I was just hating it.

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I had a bad experience as a child

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with some frosted animal crackers, man.

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Oh, okay.

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So it's trauma, because those things are not bad.

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Yeah, I mean, I was a larger kid,

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and it was like, you know how they have

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the frosted animal crackers, the ones that are good?

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And then they have those little bullshit ones

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with like the fucking weakest layer of frosting.

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It's like not even frosting.

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Not even on there?

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Yeah, I bought those on accident,

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so I think I'm just holding a grudge, man.

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I'm sorry, I didn't mean to take that out on you, Brandon.

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It's okay, that's like me with TGI Fridays, man.

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I've never been.

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One time, I was a kid, and I choked on a strawberry,

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and I had to get the dude out there to help me.

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The dude?

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Like the staff, it was so bad.

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He had to like give you the helmet?

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Yeah, a little bit, because I couldn't do it.

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I was dying, and then he saved me.

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I don't know what was wrong.

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What were you eating?

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What was the strawberry a part of?

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I don't remember.

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I was just eating some fruit, and being a kid,

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I remember laughing.

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He said he remember laughing.

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I was laughing, probably.

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I was just eating some fruit, and being a kid.

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I think there was some laughter involved.

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Yeah, sometimes I remember stuff,

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and I'm like, what the fuck was that about?

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I don't know why this thing haunts me sometimes.

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When I was a kid, I don't know why I just been walking in,

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looking at all these people.

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It was probably like three, I think.

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And then I just started crying.

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I want everybody to know he has six fingers up.

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Hold on.

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I thought he put him up like this.

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All right, man, he had three ears.

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He literally just had six fingers up.

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He just did this to do three.

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By the way, that was insane.

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Yeah, I was like, so you got three, four, five,

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and then you got six.

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Dude, Brandon has the most unique pantomiming

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I've ever seen, dude.

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You'll never find anything like this.

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Have you seen the generational changes in pantomiming?

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Uh-uh.

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You know, take a picture.

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Pretend like you're taking a picture.

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Just pose for a picture?

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No, you're taking the picture.

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You have, yeah, okay.

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How would you do it?

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How would I take the picture?

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All right, get the picture ready.

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See?

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What kind of camera is he?

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See, that's good.

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No, but he used a camera.

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The crazy part is kids today, you ask them,

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hey, pretend like you're taking a picture,

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and they go like this.

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Because the phone.

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Makes sense.

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And then, you know, they did the same thing

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with talking on the phone.

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Like, you guys, I'd do this.

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You guys probably do that too.

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They held it like this, like it's a smartphone.

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It's wild, man.

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It's wild.

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Yeah, they wouldn't.

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They don't even know what one of these are.

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No, man.

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Did you, you probably, because you grew up with your

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grandparents.

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We still have a landline, dude.

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Yeah, right.

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Yeah.

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Did you ever have a landline?

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Are you talking about the one where you gotta do that?

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No, just the regular phone at home.

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Oh, yeah.

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Okay.

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So y'all still had them,

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but the generation after y'all won't.

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Oh, no.

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No.

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Won't have phones.

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There's no use.

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My sister, she's probably never gonna,

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she never really got to experience that.

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Like two years or three years,

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but by 2012, it was all over with.

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Just when you lost your landline.

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Just when the world ended.

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Well, yeah, that's when they started

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switching the cell phones and stuff,

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and then I would have to use the parents' phone,

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because they wouldn't let me have a phone,

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so I was like 16, man.

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16?

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Yeah.

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They didn't trust me.

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I was just talking to my friends about this.

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I was like, what's the age that you guys are gonna give

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your kids phone?

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And they both were like, we're not giving them.

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I'm like, you're gonna have to break down.

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Exactly.

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You're gonna break down.

406
00:30:17,180 --> 00:30:18,020
You're gonna get them the phone.

407
00:30:18,020 --> 00:30:20,480
First of all, because parents are way more scared nowadays

408
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:21,360
than they used to be,

409
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:23,720
because there's more threats, I feel like.

410
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:24,560
You know?

411
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:25,400
Probably.

412
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:26,240
Like what I'm saying is like,

413
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:29,400
you're not gonna send your kid off to somebody else's house

414
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:32,320
to spend the night if they don't have a way to contact you.

415
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:33,160
Yeah.

416
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:34,280
You know what I mean?

417
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:37,280
But you don't gotta get them a smartphone, dude.

418
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:39,880
Like you can just get them one of those basic ass

419
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:42,640
flip phones. Text, call, and that's it.

420
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:43,760
And you can get them that pretty young,

421
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:44,880
because I mean, that's all it does

422
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:46,680
is literally text and call.

423
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,560
There's people out there, their entire,

424
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:52,000
their children's entire lives is just them playing

425
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,280
on a tablet, like an Xbox or something.

426
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:56,120
Which is like, yeah, let them have those things,

427
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:57,360
but in moderation, dude.

428
00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:58,680
Yeah, I'm glad I ain't got kids,

429
00:30:58,680 --> 00:30:59,520
because that little motherfucker

430
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:00,760
will be on that tablet all day.

431
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:01,600
Get away from me.

432
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:04,320
Go pick up your tablet, I make something to eat,

433
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:05,160
now leave me alone.

434
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:06,520
See, and then you're gonna take it away

435
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:07,960
and he's gonna start beating your legs.

436
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:09,520
Oh man, he's gonna start, yeah.

437
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:10,880
He's gonna start beating your legs.

438
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:12,240
You won't even feel it because you're a diabetic.

439
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:14,720
I was a mob boss with that shit, man.

440
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:15,560
You hear me?

441
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:16,400
I was a mob boss.

442
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:17,240
With what?

443
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:18,880
With fucking phones and everything,

444
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:20,400
because like, you know, back then they were like,

445
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:21,640
you can't have a phone.

446
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:22,960
I know how to get phones.

447
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:26,040
I would have phones hidden all over the house in spots.

448
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:26,880
I'd be like, okay, this phone is for that.

449
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:28,160
You're selling drugs, dude?

450
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:29,080
This phone is for this.

451
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:31,240
No, it was for what I wanted to get on the phone

452
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:32,560
and look at what I wanted to look at.

453
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:33,400
You know what I mean.

454
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:34,240
I discovered something.

455
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:35,080
Porn.

456
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:35,920
Yes.

457
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:36,760
Pornography, you know what I mean.

458
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:39,000
Yes, I was getting my leaves.

459
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:42,160
Okay, so we discovered it around 2014, 2015.

460
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:44,200
It's probably around 2016, 2015,

461
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:45,040
right now, yeah?

462
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:46,960
16, 17.

463
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:47,800
Back in the day.

464
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,120
Catamole.

465
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:51,080
All right, that's the end of the first part.

466
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:52,960
We got Charlikens on.

467
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:53,840
Charlie Mann.

468
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:54,680
Charlie.

469
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:55,520
Swisher.

470
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:56,360
Charlie's on the picture.

471
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:57,200
Swisher, yeah, good one.

472
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:58,240
Look at that, Charlie Swisher.

473
00:31:58,240 --> 00:31:59,080
Hey.

474
00:31:59,080 --> 00:31:59,920
Oh.

475
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:02,040
Yay.

476
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:06,160
This week's featured comedian.

477
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:07,960
Anyways, a little more about me.

478
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:10,760
I just moved to Huntsville,

479
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:12,360
a little closer to my grandpa.

480
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,320
I can help him out some.

481
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:16,720
He's white, so just my grandpa.

482
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:19,160
No song and dance there.

483
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:21,320
Not enough rhythm.

484
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:24,800
But now, you know, he's getting older,

485
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:26,400
he needs help with things, right?

486
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,880
You know, it's the little stuff that counts, right?

487
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,560
So I drive places for him,

488
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:33,000
get some mail for him,

489
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,520
I take some pills for him.

490
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:35,360
Yeah.

491
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:38,840
And I haven't gotten high yet,

492
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:40,400
but God damn it's my blood, then.

493
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:41,240
Oh, man.

494
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:42,080
Yeah.

495
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:42,920
Yeah.

496
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:43,760
Yeah.

497
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:44,600
Yeah.

498
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:45,440
Yeah.

499
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:46,280
Yeah.

500
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:47,360
You like to say something to people?

501
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:48,800
Hoo-doo.

502
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,560
I'm innocent, dude.

503
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:51,400
He's not.

504
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:52,680
He's not.

505
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:55,160
That's exactly what a guilty person would say, dude.

506
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:56,720
A lot of them have said that.

507
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:58,600
Like I said before, I think it's specifically asked

508
00:32:58,600 --> 00:32:59,760
for him to not be here.

509
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:00,600
Yeah.

510
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:01,440
Yeah.

511
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:06,280
Hey, JJ.

512
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:07,120
Yes.

513
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:08,160
Who we got here today, man?

514
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:10,600
Dude, somebody's been here before, bro.

515
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:11,720
Returning guest.

516
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:13,320
Our first returning guest?

517
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:15,400
Well, I was hardly a guest that time, but.

518
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:16,920
There was one returning guest,

519
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:19,800
but the first episode got taken down for a reason.

520
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:21,280
We will not disclose.

521
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:25,760
But our first returning guest that will stay returning, dude.

522
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:27,000
He is risen, dude.

523
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,840
Give it up for Charlie Fisher, everybody.

524
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:31,280
Hey!

525
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:32,400
Charlie Swisher.

526
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:33,720
Swish. Swish.

527
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:36,680
He looks like every European depiction of Jesus.

528
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:37,520
Oh, yeah.

529
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:38,360
Yeah.

530
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:41,040
How you been, man?

531
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:41,860
Been pretty good.

532
00:33:41,860 --> 00:33:43,040
What episode number is this?

533
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:44,000
22?

534
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:44,840
22. 22.

535
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:47,160
Well, more like episode number, it's about God damn time.

536
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:49,200
But waiting to get on this shit.

537
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:51,200
He's been sitting on that one, dude.

538
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,560
I've been around you every fucking week,

539
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:55,760
trying to be humble, not asked to be on the pond.

540
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:57,320
Took 22 goddamn episodes.

541
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:00,400
Charlie, that's why we had you on first.

542
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:01,240
We should, you know what?

543
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:02,080
You wanna know what?

544
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:02,920
Not good enough.

545
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:04,400
No, this is all my fault.

546
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:05,360
No, I don't give a shit.

547
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:06,200
I forget.

548
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:07,040
I'm just fucking around.

549
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:11,040
I don't even know who's gonna be after Ogre.

550
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:11,880
Oh, yeah.

551
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:13,840
What's up?

552
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:15,800
Somebody's gonna hear this and get heartbroken.

553
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:18,680
I think we have somebody.

554
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:19,520
We need to look at the schedule.

555
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:20,360
No, no, we do have somebody.

556
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:23,200
Scott Curtis, I think, but I, you know, he has to pick it up.

557
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:25,080
Our schedule, aka the napkin,

558
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:27,640
we have everybody's name written on it.

559
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:28,720
No, I don't actually give a fuck.

560
00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:30,840
I just couldn't believe you had

561
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:34,120
autistic Amelia Earhart's offspring over here before me.

562
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:38,640
He held us at gunpoint, actually.

563
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:41,880
You're a music-tier, is that what they call it?

564
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:42,720
Musician.

565
00:34:42,720 --> 00:34:44,280
That is absolutely not what they call it.

566
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:45,680
You're literally that chick on a,

567
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:47,160
oh, what the fuck's that podcast?

568
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:49,760
You know the girl that's really deadpan?

569
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:51,280
No, Bobby Altaf?

570
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:52,120
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

571
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:54,640
She had the female rapper on, and she was like,

572
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:55,920
so you're a musician, and she's like,

573
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:57,800
I ain't no magician.

574
00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:58,640
Sexy Red?

575
00:34:58,640 --> 00:34:59,480
I think that.

576
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:00,320
Was it Sexy Red?

577
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:01,160
I think it was.

578
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:02,000
I only saw the clip.

579
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,640
I think it was Sexy Red.

580
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:04,480
Ski Yee.

581
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:05,320
Ski Yee.

582
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:09,480
Don just spit up on himself, dude.

583
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:10,480
Ski Yee.

584
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:11,440
Big baby dome.

585
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:16,360
Well, we got some shit.

586
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:19,920
Will you play that first YouTube clip?

587
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:20,760
Yeah, that one right there.

588
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:21,600
All right, you ready?

589
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:22,440
Oh, yeah.

590
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:23,640
You wanna walk us through this, Charlie?

591
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:25,040
What the fuck is this?

592
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:25,880
All right, let's go.

593
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:27,800
Well, I literally don't know what this is.

594
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:30,000
That looks like my drum kit maybe up there.

595
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:33,000
That's not you?

596
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:33,920
Give it a second.

597
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:35,640
On drums, you mean?

598
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:36,480
Yeah.

599
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:40,160
Honestly, I have no fucking clue, dude.

600
00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:41,240
Did Jack dig this up?

601
00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:42,080
Yeah.

602
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:42,900
Oh my God.

603
00:35:42,900 --> 00:35:43,740
From 16 years ago.

604
00:35:43,740 --> 00:35:47,220
Dude, I think that I know what this is.

605
00:35:48,220 --> 00:35:49,860
This is at a fucking camp.

606
00:35:49,860 --> 00:35:53,900
This is like the first music camp I ever went to.

607
00:35:53,900 --> 00:35:55,260
I don't even remember what it was called.

608
00:35:55,260 --> 00:35:56,100
It was like.

609
00:35:57,020 --> 00:35:57,860
What's that?

610
00:35:57,860 --> 00:36:00,020
Oh, it's the volume of it, yeah.

611
00:36:00,020 --> 00:36:00,860
Oh, right.

612
00:36:04,060 --> 00:36:04,900
Okay.

613
00:36:04,900 --> 00:36:06,820
Sorry, I have to keep those up here.

614
00:36:06,820 --> 00:36:08,220
Even though I'm like eight.

615
00:36:08,220 --> 00:36:10,900
All right, I'm holding it down.

616
00:36:10,900 --> 00:36:11,740
I'm in the pocket.

617
00:36:11,740 --> 00:36:12,580
Fuck yeah.

618
00:36:12,580 --> 00:36:14,900
Dude, this is fucking crazy.

619
00:36:14,900 --> 00:36:18,900
I feel like I have a pretty good idea of shit online

620
00:36:18,900 --> 00:36:19,740
that I'm on.

621
00:36:19,740 --> 00:36:21,860
I have no idea this is Insta.

622
00:36:21,860 --> 00:36:22,700
That's our intel guy.

623
00:36:22,700 --> 00:36:23,540
That digital guy.

624
00:36:23,540 --> 00:36:24,380
God damn, man.

625
00:36:24,380 --> 00:36:25,220
Hey, it's good.

626
00:36:25,220 --> 00:36:27,260
There's one video in particular I'm waiting to see

627
00:36:27,260 --> 00:36:28,820
if he fucking dug up.

628
00:36:28,820 --> 00:36:32,020
And if he didn't get that, he's good for getting this,

629
00:36:32,020 --> 00:36:33,580
but he should've gotten this one day.

630
00:36:33,580 --> 00:36:34,420
I bet he did.

631
00:36:34,420 --> 00:36:35,260
I'm gonna ask to see that.

632
00:36:35,260 --> 00:36:36,100
All right.

633
00:36:36,100 --> 00:36:38,300
I forgot my notes.

634
00:36:38,300 --> 00:36:40,020
Because I got it on there so we could pull it up too.

635
00:36:40,020 --> 00:36:41,860
So this is, so I don't know.

636
00:36:41,860 --> 00:36:44,140
I guess this is not the camp that,

637
00:36:44,140 --> 00:36:45,980
like I would do this music camp every year.

638
00:36:45,980 --> 00:36:47,780
Because growing up I do like these open mic nights

639
00:36:47,780 --> 00:36:48,620
every week.

640
00:36:48,620 --> 00:36:52,380
It was called, I don't know how to address this thing,

641
00:36:52,380 --> 00:36:54,740
but it was called Chicago Joe's Rock and Blues Camp

642
00:36:54,740 --> 00:36:56,060
at the time that I was there.

643
00:36:56,060 --> 00:36:59,060
And like every summer, so you know, you're in a band.

644
00:36:59,060 --> 00:37:01,740
I mean, it's like, it's rock music camp.

645
00:37:01,740 --> 00:37:03,060
Like these exist all over the place.

646
00:37:03,060 --> 00:37:03,900
Oh, I know.

647
00:37:03,900 --> 00:37:06,980
But it was a big part of me, like I don't know,

648
00:37:06,980 --> 00:37:09,500
probably from like eight to like 14.

649
00:37:09,500 --> 00:37:11,860
Like every week I'd do like open mics,

650
00:37:11,860 --> 00:37:15,860
like playing drums and then go to these camps in the summer.

651
00:37:15,860 --> 00:37:16,700
It was a ton of fun.

652
00:37:16,700 --> 00:37:17,540
You'd play all sorts of shit.

653
00:37:17,540 --> 00:37:19,260
I did bass some years.

654
00:37:19,260 --> 00:37:21,620
But this is, I mean, literally this might be like

655
00:37:21,620 --> 00:37:24,180
the first time I fucking played in front of people.

656
00:37:24,180 --> 00:37:25,020
Hail the Lord.

657
00:37:25,020 --> 00:37:25,860
That's what I had.

658
00:37:25,860 --> 00:37:27,700
I literally had no idea this existed.

659
00:37:27,700 --> 00:37:28,540
That's crazy.

660
00:37:29,820 --> 00:37:32,100
I'm like Ruthie World Peaks.

661
00:37:32,100 --> 00:37:34,340
I'm like Ruthie World POV.

662
00:37:34,340 --> 00:37:35,180
What is this channel?

663
00:37:35,180 --> 00:37:36,000
That's crazy.

664
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,060
You did private lessons for bass and drums.

665
00:37:38,060 --> 00:37:38,900
I did, yeah.

666
00:37:38,900 --> 00:37:39,740
For um.

667
00:37:40,980 --> 00:37:42,620
What are you laughing about, JJ?

668
00:37:42,620 --> 00:37:45,620
You read it so literally off the page.

669
00:37:45,620 --> 00:37:47,860
You also said it like you got him on something.

670
00:37:47,860 --> 00:37:49,820
He's like, you did private lessons.

671
00:37:49,820 --> 00:37:53,300
First of all, I did not watch Dateline.

672
00:37:53,300 --> 00:37:57,060
That's how people learn to play instruments, man.

673
00:37:57,060 --> 00:37:58,580
He gave private lessons.

674
00:37:58,580 --> 00:38:01,220
I did also give, I did also, he did say give.

675
00:38:01,220 --> 00:38:03,540
Yeah, I gave him the information.

676
00:38:03,540 --> 00:38:05,020
I guess another quick shout out,

677
00:38:05,020 --> 00:38:06,900
the Frank Hamilton School in Atlanta.

678
00:38:06,900 --> 00:38:08,340
It's like a folk music school.

679
00:38:08,340 --> 00:38:13,100
My dad teaches for them, teaches there sometimes.

680
00:38:13,100 --> 00:38:16,040
And yeah, so for a little bit I was doing bass lessons.

681
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:19,280
To be honest though, I don't know shit about folk bass

682
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:20,380
or country bass.

683
00:38:20,380 --> 00:38:22,540
I would just kind of like, here's the other thing.

684
00:38:22,540 --> 00:38:25,140
So like folk bass and country bass, it's literally

685
00:38:25,140 --> 00:38:29,260
boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

686
00:38:29,260 --> 00:38:31,420
It's two notes the whole fucking time.

687
00:38:31,420 --> 00:38:34,340
So I'd finish that in two weeks and then just be like,

688
00:38:34,340 --> 00:38:35,420
what do y'all wanna learn?

689
00:38:35,420 --> 00:38:36,700
You know what I'm saying.

690
00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:39,700
Anyways, that's not funny, but I did do that.

691
00:38:39,700 --> 00:38:40,540
Yeah.

692
00:38:40,540 --> 00:38:45,540
It paid like, I literally, I quit my job at Publix

693
00:38:45,660 --> 00:38:48,720
and I was like, I'm gonna make all my money for music.

694
00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:51,100
And they were like, we paid $50 every other week.

695
00:38:51,100 --> 00:38:53,500
And I was like, I'm fucked, I can't do this.

696
00:38:53,500 --> 00:38:55,900
And then I started working in the sewer.

697
00:38:55,900 --> 00:38:58,260
No, no, no, but they're basically a nonprofit.

698
00:38:58,260 --> 00:39:00,180
So like, I shouldn't have been expecting any money

699
00:39:00,180 --> 00:39:04,060
from them, but yeah, anyways.

700
00:39:04,060 --> 00:39:06,420
So you've been working, so that was recently then.

701
00:39:06,420 --> 00:39:09,820
That was like, it was maybe a year before I moved here.

702
00:39:09,820 --> 00:39:12,180
So two years ago, yeah, probably like two years ago.

703
00:39:12,180 --> 00:39:14,380
And I only did it for like, they were little

704
00:39:14,380 --> 00:39:16,500
eight week programs, I think I only did two of them.

705
00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:18,500
So I only worked there like 16 weeks.

706
00:39:18,500 --> 00:39:19,740
Oh, okay, okay.

707
00:39:19,740 --> 00:39:22,220
I just thought I'd break down the math for you there, Dom.

708
00:39:22,220 --> 00:39:23,060
You needed it.

709
00:39:23,060 --> 00:39:26,560
I stopped listening once numbers get to me.

710
00:39:29,620 --> 00:39:31,700
I would just like to point out,

711
00:39:31,700 --> 00:39:33,980
Jack said that you were on this podcast before,

712
00:39:33,980 --> 00:39:35,660
obviously, we already mentioned that.

713
00:39:35,660 --> 00:39:39,300
But I like that he said, featuring Mr. Got Jokes.

714
00:39:39,300 --> 00:39:41,640
I'm glad that this is catching on.

715
00:39:44,140 --> 00:39:45,420
Sci-Fi Got Jokes is catching on.

716
00:39:45,420 --> 00:39:47,420
I told people at work, like they need to look up

717
00:39:47,420 --> 00:39:48,420
Sci-Fi Got Jokes.

718
00:39:49,900 --> 00:39:52,440
If you don't want people to call you Sci-Fi Got Jokes,

719
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:54,540
maybe don't make it your name on Instagram.

720
00:39:56,980 --> 00:39:59,660
That is a good black comic trope is the nickname.

721
00:39:59,660 --> 00:40:03,140
My other favorite is the first line being,

722
00:40:03,140 --> 00:40:04,260
how are you white people?

723
00:40:04,260 --> 00:40:05,860
Or like, how's it going white people?

724
00:40:05,860 --> 00:40:07,780
Hey white people.

725
00:40:07,780 --> 00:40:09,620
I don't know where the secret, Brandon,

726
00:40:09,620 --> 00:40:11,620
maybe you can fill me in as well as half of Dom.

727
00:40:11,620 --> 00:40:13,820
But maybe you could fill me in on like,

728
00:40:13,820 --> 00:40:15,900
if there's like a secret black comic community

729
00:40:15,900 --> 00:40:18,260
where they share like opening one liners.

730
00:40:18,260 --> 00:40:19,320
That's how I started, God, I've only heard

731
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:20,320
three different ones.

732
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:24,200
The only black room we got is Mike Sales.

733
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:26,840
Yeah dude, the dish, that was fun doing that.

734
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:28,400
I'm gonna chill a little bit next time.

735
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:31,080
I don't need to start freestyling and saying

736
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:33,360
Peckerwood at the next Black Open Mike.

737
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:34,360
I got a little loose.

738
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:35,720
He killed that shit.

739
00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:37,480
I did get a little out of control.

740
00:40:38,780 --> 00:40:41,520
Brandon, can you look up a video on YouTube for me, man?

741
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:42,360
Yeah, I got you.

742
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:43,840
Where's it go?

743
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:46,320
Russell Westbrook, you know what,

744
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:47,160
the announcer video.

745
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:48,000
Oh my God.

746
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,840
This was the craziest.

747
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:50,680
This is wild.

748
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:52,520
Look up Russell Westbrook.

749
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:53,440
Is he Trouble Weitzler?

750
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:54,720
Why can't he even say it, dude?

751
00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:55,560
Oh no.

752
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:56,920
He can't say it, I can't.

753
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:59,440
Crazy announcer, yeah, let Dom tell you.

754
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,040
No, no, yeah, announcer.

755
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:02,160
Crazy, I'm gonna put crazy.

756
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:04,120
Yeah, it should pop up, dude.

757
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:04,960
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

758
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:07,200
Oh yes, it's this, it's that.

759
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:08,040
Oh my God.

760
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,360
Turn the volume on.

761
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:14,960
Restart it, press pause, and then turn the volume on.

762
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:15,960
All right, here it is.

763
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:18,960
Russell looking for Ferguson in the corner for three.

764
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:23,960
Westbrook is out of his cockpicking mind.

765
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:25,960
Oh, fuck that shit.

766
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:26,960
What the hell?

767
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:30,960
Man, what the fuck?

768
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:32,960
Holy shit, dude, that's wild.

769
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:34,960
That's the wildest one, dude.

770
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:38,960
That actually is the craziest one of those I've heard.

771
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:40,480
A lot of times, somebody just happens to slip up the

772
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:45,480
some shit like that, but oh my God, that's crazy.

773
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:46,960
He's out of his cockpicking mind.

774
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:47,960
Oh yeah, that's new.

775
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:48,960
I never heard that one.

776
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:49,960
You never heard that?

777
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:52,960
No, I have, but not on a stadium like that.

778
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:53,960
That shit.

779
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:54,960
I think it was the playoffs.

780
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:55,960
Oh my gosh.

781
00:41:57,960 --> 00:41:59,960
It might have just been better if he said the N-word.

782
00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:01,960
That's almost worse, dude, I don't know.

783
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:03,960
Cockpicking mind.

784
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:05,960
If he wins this, he gets his freedom.

785
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:06,960
Oh my God.

786
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:11,960
Like his life depends on it.

787
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:13,960
I'm mad that he got fired.

788
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:15,960
He kind of looks like he got some black in him, right?

789
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:16,960
I don't know.

790
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:17,960
No, man.

791
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:20,960
He looks more like cotton than black.

792
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:24,960
If you consider ownership as part of his identity, maybe.

793
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:29,960
He looks like he comes from a long line of people saying that.

794
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:30,960
Of course.

795
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:34,960
A black dude would never wear a puck in his cockpicking mind.

796
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:37,960
A black dude would never wear a polka dot tie.

797
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:39,960
I don't know, man.

798
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,960
Unless it was a zoot suit.

799
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:44,960
Throw it back to a previous episode.

800
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,960
I can't even remember which one it is either.

801
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:48,960
I don't know.

802
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:50,960
I know we talked about it.

803
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:53,960
Actually, yeah, Jack found that one bit.

804
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:58,960
All of those camps I would go to, except that one, I would literally wear a purple or white

805
00:42:58,960 --> 00:42:59,960
suit every time.

806
00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:04,960
My grandma would buy me like fucking fedoras to wear with it, too.

807
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:05,960
All right, whatever.

808
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:06,960
I don't know.

809
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:09,960
I'm trying to give y'all some shit right now.

810
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:13,960
Go to that thing that says Charlie Fisher with the clout right there.

811
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:15,960
And then, yeah, go to that second video.

812
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:16,960
I don't know what that is.

813
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:17,960
Ready?

814
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:18,960
Yeah.

815
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:19,960
I don't want to be.

816
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:20,960
Yeah.

817
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:22,960
That was another Ruthie Worldwide.

818
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:25,960
Yeah, I had no clue this shit existed.

819
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:27,960
Is that you in the drone?

820
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:28,960
Oh, shit.

821
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:31,960
Yeah, this is you two Sunday, buddy.

822
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:32,960
Look at that.

823
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:33,960
Hey.

824
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:35,960
And you're on the drums, man?

825
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:37,960
Yeah, I am on the drums.

826
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:39,960
This asshole with the guitar is blocking your face.

827
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:40,960
Yeah, dude.

828
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:41,960
I'll say, I can't remember.

829
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:44,960
I know that's Maddie Moneypenny playing keyboards.

830
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:46,960
He's a good singer.

831
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:47,960
I can't remember.

832
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:49,960
Aaron's that guy playing guitar.

833
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:50,960
All right.

834
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:51,960
Never mind.

835
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:52,960
It's actually shit.

836
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:53,960
My bad.

837
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:54,960
No.

838
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:55,960
How the fuck did he find?

839
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:58,960
I'm just so curious because I've never seen anything like that.

840
00:43:58,960 --> 00:43:59,960
Jackson.

841
00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:00,960
He's sweating over there.

842
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:02,960
He's like, what the fuck is up there?

843
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:04,960
Digital footprint is real, Charlie.

844
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:06,960
Hey, there did used to be.

845
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:09,960
I did have an N-word video on YouTube for a while.

846
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:10,960
I had to get it.

847
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:13,960
It was a parody rap video for a friend.

848
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:14,960
He wrote it.

849
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:15,960
I was like, I'll say it.

850
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:16,960
And I'm just hoping.

851
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:17,960
He said he took that shit down.

852
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:18,960
And now I'm like, uh-oh.

853
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:21,960
Hey, look at those other links on there, bruh.

854
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:22,960
Let's have a look.

855
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:23,960
Let's have a look.

856
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:26,960
I hope that didn't fucking filter through the cracks.

857
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:27,960
All right.

858
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:28,960
Let's see.

859
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:29,960
To be fair, I was like 15.

860
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:31,960
It was a different time.

861
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:32,960
No, that's not it.

862
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:34,960
Oh, it's the same one.

863
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:36,960
But look, my favorite thing that he put.

864
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:39,960
I kind of sounded like shit there, but anyways, I was nine.

865
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:42,960
I like the, he put on there, go to the Facebook.

866
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:43,960
Hold on.

867
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:44,960
What does it say?

868
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:45,960
He's got the Juicy J verse.

869
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:47,960
I can't, it won't pull up, but the Juicy J verse.

870
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:49,960
But I love how it has one like.

871
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:52,960
How'd they have two cars?

872
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:54,960
How'd they have two comments in one line?

873
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:55,960
Yeah.

874
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:56,960
Shout out to this random guy.

875
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:58,960
Anthony Burden was the funniest fucking kid at middle school.

876
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:00,960
And then he went to a different school.

877
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:04,960
And I feel like, I feel like that dude made me funnier just being around a random guy.

878
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:09,960
Not even haven't talked to him since, but anyways, he's the one guy that liked my video.

879
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:10,960
So he's pretty.

880
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:11,960
Shout out AB.

881
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:12,960
Yeah, dude.

882
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:13,960
Respect.

883
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:14,960
Yeah.

884
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:18,960
See, if you click on, I don't know why it must be taken down.

885
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:19,960
All right.

886
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:23,960
I'm doing this, I can give you the one video I was worried about Jack finding.

887
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:24,960
Oh hell yeah.

888
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:25,960
I don't think it's.

889
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:26,960
See, I don't think you found out.

890
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:29,960
I mean, you already just dropped you.

891
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:30,960
Yeah, no, no.

892
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:31,960
That one.

893
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:32,960
That one I'm pretty confident is gone.

894
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:35,960
It was, it was a, it was a music video.

895
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:39,960
It was a music video called Dick Battle.

896
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:44,960
It was like, it was like a rap battle, but two dudes rapping about whose dick is bigger.

897
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:46,960
It was all my, my friend wrote the whole thing.

898
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:47,960
Shout out Ruben.

899
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:49,960
And I don't know.

900
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:55,960
It was honestly, I mean, it was really funny, but it, it needed to come down because I,

901
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:59,960
we just like filmed a music video at a beach and did these like funny verses.

902
00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:04,960
And yeah, anyways, I said it, whatever.

903
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:09,960
I mean, anybody who doesn't think any white guy has said it or white person.

904
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:10,960
Yeah.

905
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:11,960
You're just lying to yourself.

906
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:12,960
Thank you, Don.

907
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:13,960
Thanks for sticking up for me there.

908
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:14,960
I will.

909
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:16,960
And you're rapping somebody else's lyrics.

910
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:17,960
Uncle Dom's.

911
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:18,960
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

912
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:19,960
You got me fucked up.

913
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:20,960
Ain't no Tom.

914
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:21,960
I ain't no Tom ass nigga.

915
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:22,960
Uncle Dom dude.

916
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:23,960
Uncle Dom.

917
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:24,960
Your Uncle Dom.

918
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:25,960
Uncle Dom's apartment.

919
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:26,960
Uncle Dom's two bedrooms.

920
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:27,960
Yeah.

921
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:28,960
Two very spacious bedrooms.

922
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:29,960
Yeah.

923
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:30,960
Yeah, we're in one of them.

924
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:31,960
Two baths too, and don't you forget it.

925
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:32,960
That ain't no half bath in there.

926
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:33,960
Hell no.

927
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:34,960
There's a full shower.

928
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:35,960
We got the toilet and a shower.

929
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:36,960
Hell yeah.

930
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:37,960
Curtain up and everything.

931
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:38,960
Yeah.

932
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:39,960
And then you're like, I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

933
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:40,960
Yeah.

934
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:41,960
And then you're like, I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

935
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:42,960
And then you're like, I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

936
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:50,240
And then you're like, I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

937
00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:57,840
And then you're like, I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

938
00:46:57,840 --> 00:47:03,640
And then you're like, I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

939
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:06,880
And then you're like, I'm gonna, and you get three shape in the bathroom.

940
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:08,320
And then you're like, I'm gonna get three othernąs.

941
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:09,260
And then you're like, I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

942
00:47:09,260 --> 00:47:10,260
And then you're like, I don't know.

943
00:47:10,260 --> 00:47:15,180
Sugar yeah, I just figure that's why it's not I'm also probably should be avoiding that

944
00:47:19,260 --> 00:47:21,260
And he uses that exact

945
00:47:22,260 --> 00:47:24,260
Yeah, thanks for putting it on him and not me

946
00:47:31,300 --> 00:47:33,300
All right

947
00:47:33,460 --> 00:47:35,460
To get mine from the tab

948
00:47:36,460 --> 00:47:38,460
All right go to YouTube

949
00:47:38,460 --> 00:47:41,900
You just use the tab that's already up Brandon by the way

950
00:47:47,820 --> 00:47:50,300
Okay, search AR Coventry

951
00:47:59,700 --> 00:48:03,280
Oh, yeah, oh yeah, right congrats Brandon. Oh, yeah

952
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:08,640
Oh, yeah, which one do you want I think y'all can see which one it is

953
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:22,000
Yeah, I'm like dude do you see the nose man it just sprouted

954
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:25,560
I don't know my friends always get a kick out of it

955
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:31,560
This is for a math project

956
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:37,400
Oh, yeah, yeah

957
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:50,440
My balls had dropped it. I don't really want me to say

958
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:52,440
I

959
00:48:52,440 --> 00:49:11,520
Don't worry, but you can use this dump as a math classes I did get an A

960
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:25,440
You fabulous oh, yeah

961
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:33,360
So just to it's over but it that's MC circle right there and in a minute we're about to have dr. Spear

962
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:51,680
I was just so confident that Jack would have found this I was already prepared myself

963
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:59,920
So why bother

964
00:49:59,920 --> 00:50:18,200
To the three yeah, that's right juggling with one hand you see that

965
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:25,400
Use three balls

966
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:44,080
Dude

967
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:51,480
You see it has 175 years there were 200 people in my class that's a single like only 25 people didn't watch it

968
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:54,760
It's good engagement

969
00:50:56,960 --> 00:51:00,820
Yeah, so that's the beginning so I just to give you asked me to do a song for you guys

970
00:51:00,820 --> 00:51:05,200
I just want you to have like a bass level what it might be. Oh, that was amazing

971
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:10,000
You think we'll be ready to go live show we can announce it right now. Oh, yeah by the live show

972
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:17,560
Yeah, I'm excited for this. Go ahead. Yeah to let the people know on the live show on May 10th. We're getting a new intro song

973
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:19,520
shot

974
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:23,360
Son rat. Mm-hmm by Charlie Swisher. Oh, yeah

975
00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:27,760
Yeah, you want your way Swisher MC circles coming back

976
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:34,440
Do you want to do it? I mean we're gonna have a pre-record anyway, but do you want to do it live or pre-record?

977
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:40,560
Well, we'll see I don't know about that. Let's put them on this by yeah, no, I

978
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:44,440
Let you hear I saw it even sent you a recorded version

979
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:49,500
So we'll judge cuz you might you know, I'll have some different options and then and then we'll go from there

980
00:51:49,500 --> 00:51:53,480
Yeah, I'll do a live for the live show. I would do it. Hell. Yeah

981
00:51:55,160 --> 00:52:00,320
Excited for that live show in general come out people. Hell. Yeah, May 10th is gonna be a banger

982
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:03,900
I'm gonna have all kind of shit. We're fine tuning it right now

983
00:52:03,900 --> 00:52:07,000
The JJ just sits over there and looks like that when I talk about it. Yeah

984
00:52:10,240 --> 00:52:12,240
If you want a cream pie dumb

985
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:16,480
It's fun

986
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:25,520
You know what I mean the pie I would like to specify I'm just a guest on

987
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:32,000
To be here throwing a diddy party dude

988
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:37,280
You probably would have they would have loved you at the diddy parties

989
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:43,400
Like you got the invitation

990
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:53,440
I know pity sitting there and after after all that he did not get a pub sandwich

991
00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:03,480
Conspiracy theory that they think that that what was that the Baltimore Bridge that fell was a distraction for P. Diddy

992
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:07,000
Oh my god, people think people are fucking stupid. Yeah, they are

993
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:12,960
They're like, I mean you got to be the dumbest son of a bitch in the world. Brandon was like they are yeah

994
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:14,960
Yeah, you're right dude

995
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:16,960
Yeah, that's stupid. Yeah, no

996
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:18,960
Distraction what?

997
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:20,960
Yeah, that's some crazy shit

998
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:25,680
Did you believe it for a little bit? No, man, I was like that's too much. That's gonna put him in deeper shit

999
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:27,680
Why would he put himself in deeper shit?

1000
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:32,160
Dude, my one thing with the conspiracy theory is like I'm not saying the government's never been up to no good

1001
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:35,440
But 90% of the shit they'll just do right in front of your face

1002
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:40,040
They don't need to hide it, you know, it's built into the fucking system. They don't give a shit. Mm-hmm

1003
00:53:40,240 --> 00:53:43,520
What are you gonna do man? All these senators are for Trump?

1004
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,000
24 I got a hat

1005
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:51,320
Set the picture right here

1006
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:59,400
Yeah, my boy sent it to me I had to hide it cuz like oh like my cousins were coming over I was like

1007
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:02,640
I can't have him see this out here. Yeah. Yeah, I don't even

1008
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:05,640
Damn I started the sentence already fuck I

1009
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:12,600
I got nothing on it. I just you know, I think I think everybody just wanted a new election

1010
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:19,320
Not the same one over again, but fuck. Yeah, these old motherfucking man. No, they're just remaking everything now. Yeah

1011
00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:24,600
It's gonna be straight to streaming as well

1012
00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:30,840
Yeah, it's fucking a Ghostbusters the election because the bit be dead by the time we vote

1013
00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:38,300
Cuz ghost you get it how old is how old is fucking by let's see 80 82 81

1014
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:45,000
That's too. That's way too old to be and drop is 77. Yeah, I'm sorry to you. Yeah for real. Let's be honest

1015
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:48,200
Okay, so this dude is 81 years old 81. Come on, man

1016
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:53,160
Come on, you're damn near 78. Yeah, he's like, yeah, he's only a couple years younger. Yes

1017
00:54:54,920 --> 00:55:01,040
These people shouldn't be in charge of anything now, I guess we're on the topic one-on-one in the ring

1018
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:04,000
Who do you think has it? Oh, it's a Trump. Yeah, we all know it's

1019
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:07,960
It's a big that's just three. That's the thing. It would wait

1020
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:13,100
It was look it would look awful like they would just be like rolling around you ever seen like old people fight

1021
00:55:13,100 --> 00:55:18,760
Those clips of old people fighting and one of them just turns and then like nothing really happens. All right now

1022
00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:20,760
I've never seen any videos of your family

1023
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:29,800
Would love to

1024
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:35,520
Old people fight there's got to just be so many injuries man. Yeah, and you just got to accept you're gonna shit your pants

1025
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:39,920
Dear net, I mean the muscle control is already so loose elderly store

1026
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:44,280
I don't like you need two elderly people fight. Yeah, let's do two. Yeah, I don't want to see

1027
00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:53,920
Let me see they got out oh god damn

1028
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:56,160
They don't have it on there

1029
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:01,760
After seven credit look

1030
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:14,360
The algorithms gonna send like fucking up a young guy cuz cuz all the boomers are like see we still got it

1031
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:18,320
Okay, hopefully this shows up

1032
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:23,200
Oh, it says bar. Yeah, it's not even America. We need American

1033
00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:26,080
Those people are actually like 43 years

1034
00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:32,840
To old people fighting yeah

1035
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:36,160
Holding hands painting

1036
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:43,680
That's not a bad saying I love oh that was for your video whatever you're talking about your grandma what two elderly people hold my

1037
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:56,920
We could just watch that scene from the Irishman I guess

1038
00:56:57,600 --> 00:57:01,680
He's got a Confederate shirt on on the fucking the car

1039
00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:03,680
Oh

1040
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:16,320
Dude they spend their weekends at Walmart, I guarantee it. That was a Florida license plate. You already knew that

1041
00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:23,520
That dude fell for like

1042
00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:29,200
Yo, respect fuck him up, dude

1043
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:33,280
I'm all with the checker

1044
00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:39,920
Yeah, that was like gravity in space like you hit somebody but you go back

1045
00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:45,540
It's like watching Godzilla and King Kong

1046
00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:48,840
slow motion

1047
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:53,320
Dramatic, that's another one. God's the King Kong. Who's Trump Biden Godzilla King Kong?

1048
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:59,480
Oh, I feel like well which one's a well King Kong by the pussy dude. Yeah

1049
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:08,060
Biden's a lizard. Yeah, right. Yeah. All right. Good call. Good call. Yeah, damn dude. What country is this thing that everybody's fucking built like me?

1050
00:58:08,060 --> 00:58:14,780
Well, that's one guy's yeah, you're right. It's Armenia. I am

1051
00:58:24,300 --> 00:58:28,340
Dude that's how it will look that was these guys should not be fighting around a curb

1052
00:58:29,780 --> 00:58:33,020
What about drunk old man fighting down there in the corner do

1053
00:58:33,020 --> 00:58:40,880
See I'm gonna pause this you said drunk down down like by the shit save. Yeah. Yeah, see this dude. Oh fuck

1054
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:55,640
Yeah, I'm enjoying this is a Prater versus kid rock

1055
00:58:55,640 --> 00:59:10,040
I just wanted a whole lumber, but no I can't all over cuz I'm fucking you can't hold on because I got is a fucking ATV

1056
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:16,200
You take 10 to buy for us at a time he's gonna go through the gate and get cut in half

1057
00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:29,240
Wait skip forward some see if they start throwing hands dude, or is this just a you know, he did the mini scroll

1058
00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:42,180
You had the whole second half is just an argument about his baby is it really

1059
00:59:42,180 --> 00:59:44,180
I got the same baby mama

1060
00:59:45,460 --> 00:59:53,140
Do you know you like business right? I like business. Did you start a business in the Middle East?

1061
00:59:54,380 --> 00:59:57,140
Dom you better cut to the chase here cuz I don't know what the fuck

1062
00:59:58,020 --> 01:00:00,020
Outfitters. Oh

1063
01:00:01,100 --> 01:00:03,100
So he went through my Twitter I guess

1064
01:00:04,180 --> 01:00:10,500
Yeah, those were before I ever did stay like I gotta just test the waters a little bit. Yeah, I opened a business and

1065
01:00:10,500 --> 01:00:13,700
Saudi Arabia called turban outfitters

1066
01:00:15,460 --> 01:00:17,460
Let me think what else is on there? Oh

1067
01:00:18,980 --> 01:00:23,020
God there's some bad jokes on there. There's and I just started posting again

1068
01:00:24,540 --> 01:00:26,820
On a on X, excuse me

1069
01:00:29,060 --> 01:00:35,600
But uh you need to follow me do I don't know how much yeah, I do need to follow you

1070
01:00:35,600 --> 01:00:37,680
Who am I kidding? I want to see it. I want to

1071
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:43,600
Say it this shit up the shit. I'm gonna see the right play video before but there's some on there

1072
01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:45,780
I don't say it's exclusively exclusively that but

1073
01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:48,440
we majority

1074
01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:51,480
Yeah, if I stumble across one

1075
01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:54,280
Siphon and I want to tag you now

1076
01:00:54,720 --> 01:01:00,600
Do the race play videos on Twitter, dude. What do you mean? That's where I found it? Oh, that's the origin of Ray

1077
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:05,200
Yeah, yeah, dude. Yeah. Well, I'm also into that. I just like when they say it with a W at the beginning

1078
01:01:05,200 --> 01:01:10,080
Hey, Charlie said he said the n-word on camera. He has long hair

1079
01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:17,140
Look at that clip. Hey, hey try to find that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah pull up dick battles

1080
01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:23,800
Yeah, yeah that was like I mean I feel like we

1081
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:27,960
Probably all I don't know or like I feel like everybody did the same little journey

1082
01:01:27,960 --> 01:01:32,280
Maybe not Brandon though, but it's like of uh, oh you trying to like post some jokes first

1083
01:01:32,280 --> 01:01:37,080
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I remember back then I used to try to do everything I would do everything but get on the stage

1084
01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:43,080
I would yeah, like I have a whole book from 2018 that I just one day just put to the side and never even looked at

1085
01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:47,320
Again. Hell, yeah, it's it's confusing. It's kind of worth going back sometimes

1086
01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:49,640
But also it's like you probably outgrew all that shit already

1087
01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:54,760
but every once in a while I try to find a joke for Megan those old one cuz like he's saying that did y'all have like

1088
01:01:56,200 --> 01:02:02,120
You know jokes written for a while before you ever went up fuck no, really not a one not a one really

1089
01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:08,840
What I did? Yeah. Yeah, I was a lot of shitty Instagram and social media content before I started doing. Oh, right. Yeah. Yeah

1090
01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:11,560
Yeah, you had that I guess that I guess you get it out that way somehow

1091
01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:17,180
Yeah, what's kind of like I do actually remember Carson Sanders on the podcast that it's like the your first five

1092
01:02:17,180 --> 01:02:19,280
It's like, okay. I get to draw from everything

1093
01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:24,360
I've thought of for the last like couple years or at least that's how it was for me too. But then

1094
01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:30,120
But now now we're here and I'm like, where's the new material that I got nothing do

1095
01:02:30,120 --> 01:02:31,720
I

1096
01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:35,800
Dude, it's yeah, I finally got you've been on it a little bit cooking. Oh, you got some cook

1097
01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:38,440
Oh, I finally I feel like I came out the other side

1098
01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:40,160
I mean, that's the ebb and flow of it for sure

1099
01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:44,880
But I think I'm coming out the other side with some stuff or at least it's I don't know if it's good or it's just

1100
01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:50,840
Less terrible than all the cuz like you try those new ideas. There's nothing worse than when you don't even believe in it

1101
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:55,640
Yeah, you're like, I know this is I don't I shouldn't even say I should practice it right here

1102
01:02:55,640 --> 01:02:59,120
Yeah, but I'm gonna do it. I have nothing. Yeah. Yeah

1103
01:02:59,120 --> 01:03:01,800
It's I mean it must be part of it like it's good

1104
01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:05,560
We're doing it but god damn it do that it are it hurts before you even go up

1105
01:03:05,560 --> 01:03:08,360
I'm telling you though that I want to give away a joke

1106
01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:12,680
But the cleats thing made me laugh so far you think the cleats is good. I wasn't sure

1107
01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:15,520
The lawn and cleats

1108
01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:19,960
Alright so like I guess this ruins the jib. I have not seen my dad

1109
01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:24,560
No, the lawn and cleats but one time they cut a stump up in the yard

1110
01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:27,040
Like they got rid of like a stump and this man

1111
01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:33,880
Got the extension cord out connected it to a vacuum and went out and vacuumed the yard to get the sawdust up

1112
01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:37,880
Literally to the point that the neighbor

1113
01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:43,240
Went up to like my stepmom was like, hey, yeah, I saw Eric out the other day and he

1114
01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:45,720
Hit the vacuum and the lawn

1115
01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:53,040
That's a wild thing it's insane he just like he was like, I don't know how to get the sawdust out of here

1116
01:03:53,040 --> 01:03:58,640
I'll say yeah, me and my dad are pretty fucking similar because I could probably see me doing the same thing

1117
01:03:59,480 --> 01:04:01,040
But yeah

1118
01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:06,000
No, okay. I'm good. I'll try the cleats bit more than it's good to hear. I have fuck I might do it tonight

1119
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:12,380
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing a new joke tonight. I'm like opening with the edge nanny. I'm sorry Kim in advance

1120
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:18,800
But yeah, I have faith in it dude, I faith in it you haven't on it at all yet

1121
01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:23,920
No, I've said it like maybe two or three times. Okay, honestly, I'm starting to think squeezing a new one

1122
01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:25,840
It even like when it's a show

1123
01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:31,480
Squeezing just especially if it's like a small joke squeeze them one new one in I think is maybe a really good idea like cuz it

1124
01:04:31,560 --> 01:04:35,760
It brings that energy of like I don't it's new to you

1125
01:04:35,760 --> 01:04:36,120
Yeah

1126
01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:39,480
so I so the rest of your set you can rely on but that one joke you're like, alright

1127
01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:45,200
This is still exciting for me because I haven't said it a hundred times and like the crowd is gonna feel like oh something

1128
01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:49,780
New is happening. Yeah, they'll fill it in you. They can see it in you. Yeah. Yeah, they really can do

1129
01:04:49,780 --> 01:04:53,600
Yeah, it's that's been the wildest part of stand-up is like this whole like

1130
01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:59,040
relationship with the audience because we were talking about like I've done music my whole life and I mean I

1131
01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:01,160
love music and stuff

1132
01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:05,820
but like I don't really I haven't really performed since like literally back then when I was still like a

1133
01:05:06,080 --> 01:05:08,080
teenager at the oldest but uh

1134
01:05:08,520 --> 01:05:10,320
like I

1135
01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:14,940
There's a similarity to it for sure which everybody's heard because they talk about like, you know rhythm and your jokes and stuff

1136
01:05:14,940 --> 01:05:22,120
like that, but uh, but the way it's almost like it's almost like the audience is your instrument like you're like playing off of them and

1137
01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:25,760
When I thought of that on the way over I was like goddamn that's so fucking deep

1138
01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:27,760
I gotta say that but it's that wasn't shit

1139
01:05:35,080 --> 01:05:37,080
Alright so like to

1140
01:05:37,360 --> 01:05:43,220
Jalen Brown episode one. Shout out shout out. I miss you Jalen. Well, I guess he's about to go to Alaska but um

1141
01:05:43,220 --> 01:05:48,500
Like he's somebody who plays the fucking crowd. Oh god, like big time and like I am I am

1142
01:05:49,100 --> 01:05:52,420
Envious of that envy is just meaning like I need to sharpen that myself. But like yeah

1143
01:05:52,420 --> 01:05:59,140
He's so like far into it like yeah, that's when people say like this person doesn't give a fuck. No Jalen

1144
01:05:59,700 --> 01:06:01,980
It for real did for real for real

1145
01:06:01,980 --> 01:06:05,380
I love it about it. I don't care what the crowd is what they look like

1146
01:06:05,380 --> 01:06:11,700
He'll say the joke that he thinks that's almost an enormous. Yeah, no, it's like it feels like purely instinctual

1147
01:06:11,700 --> 01:06:15,860
Or something like it's like he's he's only it's it's almost as if he doesn't second-guess himself

1148
01:06:15,860 --> 01:06:22,740
Which I'm sure he does but like he knows to lean into it. I guess I don't know but like I definitely don't have that yet

1149
01:06:22,740 --> 01:06:30,020
Yeah, I was in the audience when Jalen was performing one time and he brought up like a Popeye's chicken box up there

1150
01:06:30,020 --> 01:06:33,860
Okay. Yeah, I didn't see that and he handed it out into the audience and like

1151
01:06:34,660 --> 01:06:37,140
Opened it and it's just a jar of Vaseline

1152
01:06:38,100 --> 01:06:40,100
And he's like everybody takes him

1153
01:06:40,100 --> 01:06:44,500
Vaseline in a Popeye's box. Yeah, it's not not in the no. It's just a slab

1154
01:06:44,500 --> 01:06:46,500
Yeah

1155
01:06:46,500 --> 01:06:52,420
Inside the box and I took like a decent amount because I thought it was gonna be an activity of some sort

1156
01:06:52,420 --> 01:06:58,020
And then he never addressed it again in the set and so I'm just sitting there and it's like melting in my hand

1157
01:06:58,020 --> 01:07:00,020
I'm like something dude

1158
01:07:00,020 --> 01:07:02,020
You knew I was asking

1159
01:07:04,020 --> 01:07:08,740
But Charlie you're you're you're just started jerking off I don't know sorry Jalen

1160
01:07:08,740 --> 01:07:11,140
I don't know. Sorry JJ. He's about to compliment me. Yeah

1161
01:07:12,820 --> 01:07:16,580
You're like I know like you get compared to mark norman because that's who you are

1162
01:07:16,580 --> 01:07:21,620
You're always on and when you kill when Charlie kills he murders the only two time

1163
01:07:22,260 --> 01:07:26,500
To get the showcase back to back from stand up. Yeah, I did hit the showcase back to back

1164
01:07:27,300 --> 01:07:31,940
That was a interesting. Oh and uh, don was just on it's a fucking shout. I had y'all I swear

1165
01:07:33,780 --> 01:07:35,780
The first one

1166
01:07:35,780 --> 01:07:42,020
Out there we all told me to be quiet I swear on my life I put that shit on silence on I have the shit

1167
01:07:42,020 --> 01:07:46,100
Flip to silent. It's just that it's a fucking iphone 4 so nothing fucking

1168
01:07:48,500 --> 01:07:52,500
And it was kindle too, I know y'all gotta go play laser tag

1169
01:07:52,500 --> 01:07:58,100
I got a busy schedule man. Thank you for your service

1170
01:08:01,220 --> 01:08:02,500
Um

1171
01:08:02,500 --> 01:08:07,140
No, dude, I love I love your style of comedy and and you you were like you're like that with Jalen too

1172
01:08:07,140 --> 01:08:09,780
Like you're gonna do your material and you're gonna go hard

1173
01:08:09,780 --> 01:08:14,420
I feel like if it's not going good for you, you go harder on that. Don't you do that? I

1174
01:08:14,980 --> 01:08:19,060
honestly, I think all it is is that uh, my shit is so

1175
01:08:19,060 --> 01:08:23,460
Uh, I don't want to say formulaic but like it's pretty fucking by the beat

1176
01:08:23,460 --> 01:08:26,260
You know what i'm saying? Like my shit is very like setup punch

1177
01:08:26,260 --> 01:08:32,420
And so even when it's going bad, I don't have a fucking option except to keep saying the jokes exactly as they are like

1178
01:08:32,980 --> 01:08:37,220
Uh, we just did something fun at cannon bar the mic that uh, uh, sierra moses host

1179
01:08:37,220 --> 01:08:43,220
Shout out. Yeah, shout out sierra moses. She had a fun little idea where we like, uh, wrote three minute sets for each other

1180
01:08:43,220 --> 01:08:46,100
You don't know whose you were gonna get. Um, and uh,

1181
01:08:46,100 --> 01:08:48,900
It was I felt like it worked for like alex and mine which first off

1182
01:08:48,900 --> 01:08:52,340
It was just fun seeing somebody else do your material like how would they interpret it?

1183
01:08:52,900 --> 01:08:58,340
Uh, but my shit I can write out so word for word that it like it comes out almost the same which

1184
01:08:59,060 --> 01:09:02,500
Almost feels like a diss to my material but like uh, you know

1185
01:09:02,500 --> 01:09:06,900
I I don't have any choice except to like keep doing what I do, you know

1186
01:09:06,900 --> 01:09:09,780
And uh, because like you write jokes for people you have

1187
01:09:10,340 --> 01:09:12,340
Have I five dollars on fiverr?

1188
01:09:13,060 --> 01:09:15,060
2016 oh, I'm sorry

1189
01:09:15,060 --> 01:09:17,540
2016 oh, I mean I made a post nobody paid

1190
01:09:18,660 --> 01:09:21,620
Why jack say you got you made three at three hundred and eighty dollars

1191
01:09:22,180 --> 01:09:25,060
Wait, what the fuck dude were people buying shit because I didn't write a single

1192
01:09:28,020 --> 01:09:29,060
Tom

1193
01:09:29,060 --> 01:09:31,060
What does it say? He misread that shit

1194
01:09:31,220 --> 01:09:35,540
It says offered to write jokes for five dollars on fiverr in 2016 made

1195
01:09:36,240 --> 01:09:41,380
308,803 dollars from it. That's obviously a joke dumb

1196
01:09:42,180 --> 01:09:44,180
You think he made 300?

1197
01:09:44,180 --> 01:09:46,180
Already that's 300

1198
01:09:46,420 --> 01:09:48,420
I thought it was a decimal

1199
01:09:49,380 --> 01:09:52,580
Honestly, that's fair. That's fair in europe. They use the dot

1200
01:09:56,100 --> 01:09:59,940
People are not supposed to know what goes on these papers we do it every episode. Yeah

1201
01:10:00,260 --> 01:10:04,100
Actually, this is what we based the episode on. Let me see that shit. Give me that shit

1202
01:10:04,180 --> 01:10:08,580
I want to see what else is on here. Uh, yeah from decatur georgia got that

1203
01:10:08,580 --> 01:10:13,720
Graduated from decatur high georgia less than a 3.0 gpa. How do you know that?

1204
01:10:15,400 --> 01:10:19,160
Yeah, dude could not get that hope scholarship but uh, let's see

1205
01:10:20,120 --> 01:10:22,120
Yeah hopeless scholarship

1206
01:10:22,200 --> 01:10:26,520
Uh went to bermuda. Yeah, bermuda is big. Shout out my friends tyler and sarah smith

1207
01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:29,480
Uh been to bermuda twice. It's a really cool place

1208
01:10:33,160 --> 01:10:38,040
Dude we were cragging about work the other day doing uh, instead of instead of like all those islands places

1209
01:10:38,040 --> 01:10:42,140
Just being like omaha nebraska gary indiana

1210
01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:48,300
This is all the worst places the gaza strip come on syria

1211
01:10:50,600 --> 01:10:55,960
That's fucking darfor uh, uh fucking chlamydia ridden horse

1212
01:10:58,200 --> 01:11:00,200
It's been bars no

1213
01:11:00,440 --> 01:11:06,360
Hey that that intro song he rapped. Uh, he did the forest outside of uh, what was that straight to l?

1214
01:11:06,360 --> 01:11:11,960
Uh, yeah outside of stroke. Yeah, that shit was fine. Yeah. Okay. I hope it's I put it behind a uh,

1215
01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:16,040
Uh a specific beat I had though like i'd already had for something else

1216
01:11:16,040 --> 01:11:20,440
but uh, I feel like it sells like the clown college kind of comedy, but it feels like like a

1217
01:11:21,240 --> 01:11:27,720
m&m type uh gorillas type like beat okay, I don't know. I don't know. I'm talking up about it. I'll send it to you

1218
01:11:28,520 --> 01:11:31,400
You don't fuck with him. It was the greatest rap of all time, right? Oh, no, no

1219
01:11:31,560 --> 01:11:35,720
This is what I want to ask you top three. Okay, top three rappers of all time. Uh

1220
01:11:35,720 --> 01:11:41,720
Uh, so definitely kendrick makes the list. Okay, kendrick lamar because uh, I take into account a lot of shit

1221
01:11:41,800 --> 01:11:47,480
So like m&m we're talking technicality and like skill and I think a lot of people would agree that

1222
01:11:48,040 --> 01:11:48,920
uh

1223
01:11:48,920 --> 01:11:51,000
Rat whatever album rap god was on

1224
01:11:51,080 --> 01:11:56,360
I think it's the one that shares an album cover with license to ill by beastie boy like it's as a plane crashing as the album cover

1225
01:11:56,760 --> 01:11:58,120
um

1226
01:11:58,120 --> 01:11:59,400
uh

1227
01:11:59,400 --> 01:12:03,960
That one he hits it's just way more skilled than good music. Yeah, like I don't like that

1228
01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:08,840
Yeah, I kind of stopped fucking with him at marshall matters lb2 or that shit was called

1229
01:12:08,920 --> 01:12:12,280
That was was that no no two two was the uh less fun

1230
01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:19,080
The original one's like the fucking really good one. Also quick. I mean if anybody's into this, uh, 1993 infinite

1231
01:12:19,480 --> 01:12:23,640
Uh is an album by m&m. It's very like old school, uh boom bad

1232
01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:29,240
Like it doesn't even sound like m&m and it's a it's an underrated album because like he's famous for what he does

1233
01:12:29,560 --> 01:12:32,520
but this is kind of when he was just like coming up and it's uh,

1234
01:12:32,520 --> 01:12:34,680
Uh, if you like like early 90s

1235
01:12:35,320 --> 01:12:38,440
Like boom bap was that the one he got he was saying he said nigga on there

1236
01:12:38,760 --> 01:12:43,400
No, no, that wasn't that one. I don't I don't even does that even exist. Yeah, he has a song on that was charlie

1237
01:12:46,840 --> 01:12:52,600
Well, never mind I don't support him anymore i've never done such a thing even though I spent the first 10 minutes telling you about

1238
01:12:54,040 --> 01:13:00,200
Uh, so but also like hendrik lamar. He like pushes himself artistically and like does different shit

1239
01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:05,240
Uh, it doesn't feel it feels like growth of an artist in like a circle instead of one direction

1240
01:13:05,240 --> 01:13:10,680
Where it's like no if it's m&m obviously like m&m's the shit but like it's very like who can uh,

1241
01:13:11,080 --> 01:13:16,200
Be the most clever and the most fast at like all times like you know, or that's simplifying it a bit

1242
01:13:16,360 --> 01:13:18,360
But okay, so kendrick, um

1243
01:13:19,320 --> 01:13:23,880
God, I feel like I should have an old school person in oh, well, oh, I mean andre andre 3000

1244
01:13:23,880 --> 01:13:28,520
Okay, I mean that's a good one. I mean i'm wearing an outcast hat right now. Yeah atlanta

1245
01:13:28,520 --> 01:13:31,640
I want to put them together in there like big boy, too

1246
01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:35,160
But we're just doing single I mean andre 3000 again group you could do a group

1247
01:13:36,760 --> 01:13:38,760
We'll say outcast then because um

1248
01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:46,040
Like andre is another great example of like pushing himself artistically. I think that's like really important and uh, like yeah

1249
01:13:46,040 --> 01:13:47,960
I know he's on like all the flute shit and stuff now

1250
01:13:47,960 --> 01:13:51,000
I thought I thought he was gonna hide a verse at the end of that album

1251
01:13:51,080 --> 01:13:55,560
I really thought it was a straight flute. It was just it was all meditation music straight flute

1252
01:13:55,560 --> 01:13:59,400
It was like I mean like for a while. It's got a time and place but not

1253
01:13:59,960 --> 01:14:01,880
What you know, he got all right

1254
01:14:01,880 --> 01:14:07,720
I'll say he got more hype than any other ambient album of ever has gotten. Yeah. Oh for sure

1255
01:14:08,040 --> 01:14:11,480
Uh, first of all sounds of the supermarket too from 1975

1256
01:14:14,120 --> 01:14:18,840
Sounds of the supermarket too it came out in 1975 one of the greatest albums ever recorded

1257
01:14:20,120 --> 01:14:22,600
I'm so dead ass. There's no way you've heard this

1258
01:14:22,600 --> 01:14:28,680
Is this is gonna get brandon ptsd into the shit set publics. That's it bro. That's it. Yes brandon

1259
01:14:28,760 --> 01:14:33,640
Yeah, are they filming through the store the whole time? They're filming through this. Yeah, you did. This is it

1260
01:14:33,640 --> 01:14:35,880
Yeah, I think i've seen it dude. I think

1261
01:14:40,840 --> 01:14:42,840
Oh, yeah, dude

1262
01:14:45,640 --> 01:14:47,720
But even this even this is too upbeat

1263
01:14:47,720 --> 01:14:49,720
Eat

1264
01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:55,980
Well, you got so many apples bro potatoes potatoes tomatoes tomatoes

1265
01:15:00,200 --> 01:15:05,980
Wait for the beat drop no, dude, we are not gonna desecrate this fucking song right now, dude. This is an instrumental

1266
01:15:08,520 --> 01:15:12,920
It's actually not bad I told you bro some fucking boss scags right there

1267
01:15:13,560 --> 01:15:15,560
Don't laugh. You don't get that reference

1268
01:15:15,560 --> 01:15:20,200
I boss scags, of course. It's probably one of those things you showed us sierra's house one of those

1269
01:15:21,240 --> 01:15:24,280
Fucking videos less trippy less trippy more hot rock

1270
01:15:25,320 --> 01:15:29,800
All right, actually this does seem since the music sounds like it can I take an intermission to pee real quick?

1271
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:33,000
We're gonna play this while you go pee

1272
01:15:34,500 --> 01:15:41,560
Subliminal recordings that were intended to increase buyer purchasing at grocery show. This is a psyop bro

1273
01:15:41,560 --> 01:15:47,180
This is a sigh. I was reading the description bro. Yeah, look at that inaudible subliminal recordings

1274
01:15:47,720 --> 01:15:54,040
That were intended to increase buyer purchasing at grocery stores, dude. I've been psyoped. I can't believe I just spread that to y'all

1275
01:15:54,040 --> 01:15:56,040
Yeah, I read an article

1276
01:15:56,040 --> 01:16:00,760
What the fuck dude? I read an article while it's like eight years ago that in uh, japan and the supermarkets

1277
01:16:01,240 --> 01:16:05,560
Uh or like uh more like department stores like uh, like a I guess like wal-mart

1278
01:16:05,640 --> 01:16:10,200
I'm sure they don't have that trashy shit there. But uh, but like in uh, like in the camping section

1279
01:16:10,200 --> 01:16:15,400
They'll play like bird noises and shit and then in like the uh, like it's a lot of like nature sounds because it's just like

1280
01:16:15,960 --> 01:16:21,880
I guess they think it'll just revert to like early homo sapien and when you're hearing like birds in the vegetable section

1281
01:16:21,880 --> 01:16:25,640
It'll start picking them. I don't know like that like that basketball player from earlier

1282
01:16:28,920 --> 01:16:30,920
They got great wal-mart dude, yeah

1283
01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:34,680
Oh, I do. I uh, I miss the we honestly have a switch now

1284
01:16:34,680 --> 01:16:39,080
But sometimes I just want to play we sports dude, just fuck them up in boxing. Oh man. I miss that

1285
01:16:39,080 --> 01:16:43,800
Speaking of basketball when you play this clip up there. It's uh, well, we gotta get charlie's

1286
01:16:44,280 --> 01:16:45,960
Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

1287
01:16:45,960 --> 01:16:50,440
You did outcast and uh kindred. Oh, yeah number three. Oh, yeah. I was thinking that all right

1288
01:16:51,240 --> 01:16:56,600
Oh man, it's really tough. Like a ranking is always hard, but I was saying I need one old school person

1289
01:16:57,240 --> 01:16:58,600
and I would

1290
01:16:58,600 --> 01:17:03,800
Like them to be someone from the south but I gotta say who you listening to though who you who if you if you own

1291
01:17:03,880 --> 01:17:08,360
Are you playing outcast you playing kindric and who will i'm gonna say i'm gonna say biggie dude

1292
01:17:08,360 --> 01:17:12,600
Yeah, I never like really decide on like the pock verse biggie thing

1293
01:17:12,600 --> 01:17:15,480
But like it just as far as like quintessential rap

1294
01:17:15,960 --> 01:17:20,680
Like he hits that more than anybody else and like it's important to have a new york person in there

1295
01:17:20,680 --> 01:17:22,760
that's where it's from and shit, but like uh

1296
01:17:23,960 --> 01:17:25,000
honestly

1297
01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:30,280
Like purely the fucking first verse on notorious thugs biggie smalls with bone thugs and harmony

1298
01:17:31,800 --> 01:17:35,320
Dude that's one of the greatest that's one of the greatest. Yeah cut the yeah. All right

1299
01:17:35,320 --> 01:17:40,440
Hey, that's that's I think the greatest verse of all time. It's quite possibly the greatest verse of all time

1300
01:17:40,440 --> 01:17:46,600
it's also quoted frequently as fuck like by other because that's a big thing in rap like obviously with samples passing those down but also like

1301
01:17:47,240 --> 01:17:50,680
Lyrics like so many artists have done versions of notorious thugs

1302
01:17:50,680 --> 01:17:56,520
Like I know as far as popular nicki monog is the only one I can think of but but plenty of like smaller time rappers

1303
01:17:56,520 --> 01:18:02,280
Have done that for sure. Oh trademark the skydiver oxygen. I doubt anybody knows that but jet life currency

1304
01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:05,000
currency, yeah

1305
01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:09,000
I used to be huge on currency high school. It was just currency and juicy jay for me

1306
01:18:12,360 --> 01:18:14,360
Hey juicy, that's my

1307
01:18:14,520 --> 01:18:16,520
For real. Yeah

1308
01:18:17,160 --> 01:18:20,360
I literally got like suspended from school for a juicy jay song

1309
01:18:20,840 --> 01:18:25,080
Which one? Uh juicy jay can't not the uh, not the you to say no to ratchet pussy

1310
01:18:25,080 --> 01:18:30,280
But he already had a song on uh blue dreams and lean you say no to drugs juicy jay can't

1311
01:18:30,280 --> 01:18:37,400
Yeah, yeah, I had to do like a music video analysis and I brought that song in and the teacher did not fuck with me

1312
01:18:39,720 --> 01:18:41,720
Nor did my mother

1313
01:18:42,120 --> 01:18:45,160
Damn dude, if I was to pick my top three and we get to put groups in there

1314
01:18:45,480 --> 01:18:50,600
Three six of my number one real triple say mafia. They kill when I say so is number one

1315
01:18:50,920 --> 01:18:54,600
Okay, yeah, put project pat in that bitch lord. Come on man

1316
01:18:54,600 --> 01:19:00,440
I was also underrated as far as influence like their influence and everything today comes from three

1317
01:19:00,680 --> 01:19:03,960
Like as far as all trap like that's just three six passed down

1318
01:19:04,120 --> 01:19:07,000
Yeah, and I like I hated uh, like when I was growing up

1319
01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:11,320
I hated that I still don't like uh conscious rap or whatever like common and shit

1320
01:19:11,400 --> 01:19:16,040
Like uh god get this motherfucker away from me even jay-z back like when I was growing up

1321
01:19:16,120 --> 01:19:21,480
He had it was like he had the big pimpin era like that. Yeah. Yeah, after that he went into all this

1322
01:19:21,480 --> 01:19:26,120
You know, it's cuz he grew up and then wrong way. Yeah, but at the time I couldn't stand it

1323
01:19:26,520 --> 01:19:30,520
It's like better now that i'm older. Yeah, but when I was younger it was like give me three six miles

1324
01:19:30,520 --> 01:19:33,880
You tell my selling drugs killing niggas. You know, I'm saying I need that

1325
01:19:35,400 --> 01:19:37,400
That's what i'm about

1326
01:19:38,200 --> 01:19:40,200
Yeah, no now

1327
01:19:40,280 --> 01:19:44,040
Now he's still very like wake up, you know, like that's like kind of his vibe now

1328
01:19:44,040 --> 01:19:48,040
It's like open up your mind of what's going on like look around at what's happening. Who?

1329
01:19:48,040 --> 01:19:53,480
Juicy, no, no, no jay-z. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's like, you know, he might be involved in that. I know. Yeah

1330
01:19:53,640 --> 01:19:58,120
Let's see what happens with that. Yeah, we'll see but i'm pretty sure he's had people killed

1331
01:19:58,760 --> 01:20:01,560
Because I was we were talking about last night with alex, uh

1332
01:20:02,280 --> 01:20:07,080
De moscala I was like it's easier to like if somebody was like I ain't down with this

1333
01:20:07,080 --> 01:20:08,280
Whatever they're doing at the parties

1334
01:20:08,280 --> 01:20:13,000
Let's say a little bit of it's real and dude was like i'm not down with this i'm going to tell it's easier just to kill

1335
01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:14,600
them

1336
01:20:14,600 --> 01:20:16,680
It's wait if you have that much if you're okay

1337
01:20:16,680 --> 01:20:22,280
Like did he know motherfuckers that would kill somebody right? Exactly for nothing. Yeah, but you give them 20 000

1338
01:20:22,760 --> 01:20:26,920
They'll kill anybody you want if they're huge. Yeah. Yeah, probably. Yeah

1339
01:20:27,940 --> 01:20:29,940
Epstein

1340
01:20:30,440 --> 01:20:32,280
Somebody got this ass

1341
01:20:32,280 --> 01:20:33,320
Yeah

1342
01:20:33,320 --> 01:20:35,320
He got after some people's ass

1343
01:20:36,280 --> 01:20:38,280
A lot of ass a lot of ass

1344
01:20:40,040 --> 01:20:45,400
Brandon who's your top three rappers man top three rappers, you know, I gotta do this to me. I'm very loyal man

1345
01:20:45,400 --> 01:20:47,400
He's gonna be like duke ollington

1346
01:20:48,200 --> 01:20:52,600
Tyler the creator at one two kendrick lamar and three. I love mf doom

1347
01:20:53,160 --> 01:20:55,160
You like it

1348
01:20:56,280 --> 01:21:00,840
Mfd it's uh, he has good. Oh, no, it is he's really good. It's like uh

1349
01:21:01,720 --> 01:21:04,200
I mean you're getting his style every time though for sure

1350
01:21:04,280 --> 01:21:09,000
I like you said tyler though because again, I was talking about like pushing creative limits tyler definitely does that. Oh, yeah

1351
01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:15,160
Uh, so I fuck with tower the creator too and who's the third one? Uh, I said first it was tyler then

1352
01:21:15,800 --> 01:21:16,840
Kendrick, yeah

1353
01:21:16,840 --> 01:21:24,360
Okay, you like the new kendrick when uh on futures like that. I I think a little overhyped online, but it's good

1354
01:21:24,440 --> 01:21:26,440
I mean, I mean it's always a beat banging. Oh

1355
01:21:28,120 --> 01:21:32,200
No, no, the song goes hard. Yeah, I thought you just meant specifically about the uh, the like

1356
01:21:32,840 --> 01:21:37,800
Reston jay cole and drake or whatever. Oh, yeah. Yeah, uh, I feel like that was ever hype

1357
01:21:37,800 --> 01:21:41,240
But wait, did you just say control a second ago? No, my bad. I made that up

1358
01:21:41,320 --> 01:21:47,240
But remember that do you remember control he came up that it was a similar like kind of diss track to like all sorts of artists

1359
01:21:47,320 --> 01:21:48,280
Uh, oh, yeah

1360
01:21:48,280 --> 01:21:53,080
For some reason jay electronic is the only one I remember but but it was like a bunch and then like all these other rappers started

1361
01:21:53,080 --> 01:21:54,280
doing

1362
01:21:54,280 --> 01:21:59,560
Verses over that over. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like was that early pandemic or before? No. No, I was before that was like

1363
01:22:00,900 --> 01:22:05,000
2015 damn was that long honestly might have been 2014. I think I was still in high school. Yeah

1364
01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:07,560
Yeah, yeah time flies when you're 48

1365
01:22:10,200 --> 01:22:14,920
Early on said dementia is not that old guys. It's 43 max

1366
01:22:16,520 --> 01:22:18,520
Alcohol adds years

1367
01:22:18,600 --> 01:22:25,000
It does it does that's what my doctor tells me so well we were talking about basketball. Do you remember donald sterling? Um,

1368
01:22:25,480 --> 01:22:29,400
That whole thing he was the owner of the clippers clippers and he said the n-word, right?

1369
01:22:29,560 --> 01:22:33,240
Well, he did know he he was just like don't have the monkeys over here

1370
01:22:33,240 --> 01:22:37,000
He was my girlfriend, but he was yeah, but he was talking about like magic johnson

1371
01:22:37,480 --> 01:22:41,560
Jesus, you know what i'm saying? Like yeah, you can't call like magic out of all black people in the world

1372
01:22:41,560 --> 01:22:45,560
You can't call magic johnson. I mean, he's a fucking billionaire. Yeah. Yeah for real

1373
01:22:45,720 --> 01:22:48,440
Yeah, like one of the most successful people and he beat eight

1374
01:22:49,080 --> 01:22:51,640
I I also agree when they're rich enough. I

1375
01:22:53,160 --> 01:22:55,160
It just sounded like that's what you meant

1376
01:22:55,160 --> 01:23:03,000
Yeah, he's talking like he's like a street thug or something and it's fucking you when you hear the video you're thinking like he's talking about

1377
01:23:03,480 --> 01:23:07,320
And it's just magic johnson. Yeah, it's fucking just named irvin bro. Yeah

1378
01:23:09,480 --> 01:23:16,920
So go to the uh, it's a tiktok. Yeah, barbara walters. Yeah that one. Okay now what this is this is his what this is his girlfriend at the time

1379
01:23:17,320 --> 01:23:19,320
She's insane, dude. Yep

1380
01:23:19,320 --> 01:23:24,680
Can you tell me what your relationship with donald sterling is?

1381
01:23:25,880 --> 01:23:28,040
I'm mr. Sterling's right hand arm

1382
01:23:28,840 --> 01:23:30,840
man

1383
01:23:31,800 --> 01:23:34,840
I'm mr. Sterling everything i'm his confidant

1384
01:23:35,880 --> 01:23:37,880
his best friend

1385
01:23:39,240 --> 01:23:41,240
His silly rabbit

1386
01:23:41,960 --> 01:23:43,960
His silly rabbit

1387
01:23:43,960 --> 01:23:45,960
Yeah

1388
01:23:52,200 --> 01:23:56,360
This is me trying to like defend what I bring to my relationship with my girlfriend

1389
01:23:56,840 --> 01:24:03,480
She has a better job pays more money like and i'm just like yeah, i'm i'm just a goofy. I'm a goofy little gopher

1390
01:24:05,480 --> 01:24:07,480
Is that what she calls you no

1391
01:24:08,280 --> 01:24:09,560
No

1392
01:24:09,560 --> 01:24:13,960
We were at moody's it was it was your girl. It was like ashland's uh,

1393
01:24:14,520 --> 01:24:19,240
friend was boyfriend her boyfriend and it was like a couple other people that I didn't know and then they were like

1394
01:24:20,120 --> 01:24:24,760
Some dude his name is literally domenique same name as mine and he comes up. He's like you weren't in there

1395
01:24:24,760 --> 01:24:28,440
He was like, what do you what do you guys do and everybody went around and I swear to god it was like

1396
01:24:28,680 --> 01:24:33,880
I'm an engineer. I'm a scientist. Yeah, and then they came to me and he looked at I was like i'm in school. He's like, huh?

1397
01:24:35,080 --> 01:24:37,080
That's like dude, I go to school man

1398
01:24:37,080 --> 01:24:40,840
That's hilarious. First of all, i'm an american. I'm like where the fuck is charlie at he needs to be right here next to me

1399
01:24:41,400 --> 01:24:45,880
Yeah, there's nothing better than when sci-fi talked to kennel for the first time and and he was like, uh

1400
01:24:46,920 --> 01:24:48,920
he's like asking her about stuff and he's like

1401
01:24:49,400 --> 01:24:50,200
uh

1402
01:24:50,200 --> 01:24:52,200
Yeah, like you know, uh

1403
01:24:52,840 --> 01:25:00,760
Charlie does comedy like uh, you guys just moved to huntsville, right? Like uh, so you like you followed him here to huntsville for comedy and she's like

1404
01:25:01,240 --> 01:25:03,580
No, absolutely not. No, i'm a scientist

1405
01:25:03,580 --> 01:25:06,300
Just he followed me

1406
01:25:08,700 --> 01:25:15,340
Good choice. Yeah. Oh, yeah a good choice for sure. Yeah, no and huntsville's huntsville has been fucking great, man. I mean, uh,

1407
01:25:15,740 --> 01:25:19,980
shout out to you guys dude the clown college comedy podcast. I feel like that's such a like it's

1408
01:25:20,540 --> 01:25:24,060
Uh, really great. Well y'all like you showed up and are putting on the scene

1409
01:25:24,060 --> 01:25:28,460
like it's not just about you guys like you're literally like having us on and being on this and like

1410
01:25:28,460 --> 01:25:35,260
Uh, it takes a little guts to do that to fucking show up and like put everything on your back. So well, I get back but

1411
01:25:36,780 --> 01:25:38,780
Motherfucker can't stop

1412
01:25:38,780 --> 01:25:40,780
He's all the time

1413
01:25:40,860 --> 01:25:46,060
This motherfucker. Well, yeah, dude, I swear we got here and I was I was legit like, oh

1414
01:25:46,780 --> 01:25:48,060
There's funny people here. No, I know

1415
01:25:48,060 --> 01:25:53,740
Yeah, I had the same reaction and I was like because I every I swear to god every podcast like you're gonna be the if you're funny

1416
01:25:53,740 --> 01:25:56,380
You're gonna be the funniest one. I was like, i'm not even close

1417
01:25:56,380 --> 01:25:59,820
Yeah, not even close my just so and there's a lot of them. There's yeah

1418
01:25:59,820 --> 01:26:02,780
No, there's a ton of people here dude when I first showed up. I uh

1419
01:26:03,420 --> 01:26:04,540
Before I did an open mic

1420
01:26:04,540 --> 01:26:08,220
I was like I should go see at least like one thing around town to see what's up and uh,

1421
01:26:08,300 --> 01:26:12,300
And sci-fi and ashland nuts were on it and I was like, oh fuck dude

1422
01:26:12,380 --> 01:26:14,780
I gotta fucking step it up from what I was doing in athens

1423
01:26:14,860 --> 01:26:20,220
I was like god damn because I mean they're both obviously fucking hilarious and they're full of energy. Oh and both full of energy

1424
01:26:20,780 --> 01:26:23,660
Oh, yeah for real though. Yeah, especially ashland. Yeah

1425
01:26:23,660 --> 01:26:29,740
Uh, yeah. Yeah, she's great. Sci-fi is great. Uh, no this whole scene has been awesome. It's like, uh

1426
01:26:30,620 --> 01:26:35,260
I feel like it's very accepting drama or no drama, but uh, but a little bit

1427
01:26:37,820 --> 01:26:39,660
There's no drugs here though

1428
01:26:39,660 --> 01:26:44,220
Well, I didn't think I didn't think that was gonna no comics are like drugged out. I'm the biggest alcoholic

1429
01:26:44,620 --> 01:26:47,260
I'm like really alcoholic true biggest by mass. Yes

1430
01:26:47,260 --> 01:26:53,500
Yeah, but there's a few hold up that was good

1431
01:26:53,820 --> 01:26:59,020
Dude charlie, we need to get you to do that man. Yeah, that's a good one, but you have to have your laugh

1432
01:27:02,460 --> 01:27:05,580
I remember the first show I saw man. I got roasted the first day

1433
01:27:06,300 --> 01:27:11,500
Fucking comedian. Are you serious? And she was like he looked like he's gonna blow up this building. I was like, come on

1434
01:27:12,860 --> 01:27:14,860
Damn, you should they pick out a white kid for that

1435
01:27:14,860 --> 01:27:17,820
I was literally sitting in the bank like in the middle. Well, that makes sense

1436
01:27:17,820 --> 01:27:22,220
I was sitting in the middle by myself a little bit people in the front and she was like that dude little

1437
01:27:22,220 --> 01:27:24,940
I think blow this place up. I think he looked lonely

1438
01:27:25,900 --> 01:27:30,220
Yeah, he didn't smile. I was like, yeah, I got issues miss

1439
01:27:31,260 --> 01:27:32,860
I don't make facial

1440
01:27:32,860 --> 01:27:37,580
I love a joke that you don't do anymore. Well, which one the headlights? Oh, I love that. Oh, yeah

1441
01:27:37,580 --> 01:27:40,860
I did drop headlight. It just I love that. Yeah

1442
01:27:40,860 --> 01:27:47,740
I mean basically for anybody wondering it's just uh, shitting on how bright headlights are nowadays. It's ridiculous

1443
01:27:47,740 --> 01:27:50,860
Yeah, sometimes I feel like sometimes I do feel like some good material

1444
01:27:51,500 --> 01:27:53,980
Comes out by tapping into that old man and me

1445
01:27:54,300 --> 01:28:00,460
It's just annoyed that I can't fucking see I can't see forward because there's somebody behind me with fucking bright headlights

1446
01:28:00,460 --> 01:28:02,460
It was my fucking rear view dude

1447
01:28:02,460 --> 01:28:05,500
Uh, yeah, yeah, dude. What'd you say the surgery?

1448
01:28:05,500 --> 01:28:12,940
Uh, you you mean the uh, uh, what are they using to make them fucking uh, oh, I don't even nuclear nuclear fish

1449
01:28:14,380 --> 01:28:18,700
Yeah using nuclear fission to make them shit led is more like what does that stand for laser?

1450
01:28:18,860 --> 01:28:24,460
I detonating fucking devices. I don't remember but if you want lasik just stand on the yeah

1451
01:28:24,460 --> 01:28:29,100
Just stand on the high side of the highway at 2 a.m. Yeah. Yeah, I guess you like that. Nobody else ever

1452
01:28:30,380 --> 01:28:34,700
The only person old enough to understand that yeah his question getting lazy

1453
01:28:34,700 --> 01:28:38,780
Yeah, he spent too much time in his teens wearing cat eye contacts

1454
01:28:39,660 --> 01:28:46,300
If you don't know that's a recent fact I learned about is that he would put in uh, uh fake contacts with fucking cat eyes

1455
01:28:46,940 --> 01:28:48,940
Dude, you're the weird kid

1456
01:28:50,060 --> 01:28:51,660
I want to say this

1457
01:28:51,660 --> 01:28:53,900
So we had my boy bob shaw he shout out

1458
01:28:54,140 --> 01:28:58,060
So he would get he would get these contacts and he would have like any color you want

1459
01:28:58,300 --> 01:29:01,660
Right and then like we had like some guys wanted to have hazel eyes. Yeah

1460
01:29:01,660 --> 01:29:07,100
You put blue eyes to try to get some pussy. Yeah, so I was like I wrestled so I was like when I go to the wrestling

1461
01:29:07,100 --> 01:29:10,140
Me i'ma put cat eyes in and scare everybody. It's terrifying

1462
01:29:10,860 --> 01:29:12,700
But I could only get one in

1463
01:29:12,700 --> 01:29:13,420
so

1464
01:29:13,420 --> 01:29:18,140
So I have one regular and then one cat eye and then when I went end up going to college and then uh people

1465
01:29:18,380 --> 01:29:20,940
Like from around, you know went to the same college. Yeah. Yeah, they were like dude

1466
01:29:20,940 --> 01:29:23,020
I always thought you were badass because you had those like

1467
01:29:23,500 --> 01:29:27,340
Honestly, that would fucking terrify me if I was like and I had a tattoo do

1468
01:29:27,340 --> 01:29:29,340
You know in high school

1469
01:29:29,820 --> 01:29:35,340
The better way to intimidate your wrestling opponent is just to practice. Yeah, just get better at wrestling

1470
01:29:36,300 --> 01:29:41,180
And I wasn't like I was good like I went like 35 and four or something like my senior year damn, right?

1471
01:29:41,340 --> 01:29:46,220
So I was really like went to state uh won a match there then got my ass beat by somebody who was way smaller than me

1472
01:29:46,300 --> 01:29:49,180
I'm talking about rolled me up like a fucking pretzel really I do this thing

1473
01:29:49,180 --> 01:29:51,820
Like I would go like this to try to like get them get them off

1474
01:29:51,980 --> 01:29:55,580
Because my thing was that I grab them by the back of the neck do a duck under just take them down

1475
01:29:55,580 --> 01:29:57,980
I didn't get on the ground. I didn't go to the ground do none of that shit, right?

1476
01:29:58,060 --> 01:29:59,980
I try to do that. He just when I went like this

1477
01:29:59,980 --> 01:30:04,780
He shot on me flip me up and just picked me just like oh shit. Fuck me up. But uh,

1478
01:30:05,340 --> 01:30:07,900
But yeah, I didn't I didn't do any any of that shit on the ground

1479
01:30:08,540 --> 01:30:11,180
Yeah, I couldn't tell you I couldn't tell you I probably could tell you two moves

1480
01:30:11,580 --> 01:30:16,380
I slam you and I get back up. So you do snap get around repeat. Let them up. Yeah, exactly

1481
01:30:17,420 --> 01:30:19,980
Unless they're weak and I can just do a half nelson and pin them

1482
01:30:20,060 --> 01:30:23,660
You know what I mean? If I could do that, then I would just do that but I ain't doing fucking

1483
01:30:23,660 --> 01:30:29,500
I have a serious sense of any of that. I've never grappled or fucking anything on the ground like striking

1484
01:30:29,500 --> 01:30:33,820
Maybe and like boxing but now that other shit I I don't know anything about and it's crazy now because

1485
01:30:34,140 --> 01:30:39,500
Anybody can fucking fight now like literally. Oh, yeah, I just watched a video yesterday of an uh, uh some guy

1486
01:30:40,060 --> 01:30:45,500
Stole another dude's phone and this old lady grabs the guy and puts him in a headlock literally like it's in england

1487
01:30:45,500 --> 01:30:51,660
She's like 60 something I would guess and literally like immediately pins the dude in that fucking headlock and I was like damn

1488
01:30:51,660 --> 01:30:56,780
I just I got you would have got beat by 63. Oh, yeah, I better keep being fucking funny

1489
01:30:58,860 --> 01:31:00,860
Because anybody can fuck me up

1490
01:31:01,580 --> 01:31:05,100
We were at a shenanigans one time and he kept joking on those old people

1491
01:31:05,660 --> 01:31:08,540
Imagine if it was that lady and she just went out there and beat your ass

1492
01:31:10,380 --> 01:31:15,740
Dude I'll tell you that was the funniest fucking thing like there wasn't that many people at that

1493
01:31:15,740 --> 01:31:19,340
There was like nobody at that one nude show. Maybe 12 people. Yeah

1494
01:31:19,340 --> 01:31:26,060
Yeah, and there was like three elderly people in the front right charlie just kept calling back to them being like you're fucking old

1495
01:31:27,020 --> 01:31:28,460
like

1496
01:31:28,460 --> 01:31:31,420
Say something be like, oh, you probably forgot what I said earlier

1497
01:31:32,620 --> 01:31:34,620
Sometimes you got to do that

1498
01:31:35,660 --> 01:31:38,860
You guys remember when you were kids, I know they don't but yeah

1499
01:31:41,340 --> 01:31:42,780
It's it's like

1500
01:31:42,780 --> 01:31:45,180
Uh, there's something tough. I have noticed like when I do

1501
01:31:45,180 --> 01:31:49,180
Do like a tiny piece of crowd work at the beginning if I chose you as a person

1502
01:31:49,180 --> 01:31:53,180
I'm going back to you the rest of the set because it's like I can't think of something new

1503
01:31:53,180 --> 01:31:55,980
So i'm just gonna keep shitting on you over and over again

1504
01:31:55,980 --> 01:31:59,900
but yeah, and then that guy came up to me afterwards too and he was like, uh,

1505
01:32:00,940 --> 01:32:03,580
I forget I have a whole bit about making toys fuck

1506
01:32:05,100 --> 01:32:08,620
Great job as big as that is things. Yeah, I guess I gotta fucking do it tonight

1507
01:32:08,620 --> 01:32:11,740
But uh, i'm a little tired of that one, but I'll do it though

1508
01:32:11,740 --> 01:32:16,620
But um, yeah, he was like asking about it and he was like we didn't have action figures in my day

1509
01:32:16,620 --> 01:32:18,620
I was like, oh well, you would have made him fuck. Trust me

1510
01:32:20,300 --> 01:32:25,100
Do you do that whenever you just like make eye contact with a person in the crowd like the first person

1511
01:32:25,100 --> 01:32:29,100
I make eye contact with i'm gonna do it throughout the whole show, right? Yeah. No, so definitely

1512
01:32:29,100 --> 01:32:32,860
Yeah, if I made that eye contact, I've picked you out. I'm gonna keep doing you. I'm sorry

1513
01:32:32,860 --> 01:32:36,540
Maybe maybe if we did longer sets, I'd eventually switch but I don't think so

1514
01:32:36,540 --> 01:32:40,380
I think it's just my mind can't think of anything else quick enough. Uh, but also it's um

1515
01:32:40,380 --> 01:32:42,860
Honestly, if my set is going good

1516
01:32:42,860 --> 01:32:46,540
I'm probably not gonna do any of that unless somebody like shouts out or something

1517
01:32:46,540 --> 01:32:49,340
But like it's literally like if I didn't get enough of a laugh

1518
01:32:49,340 --> 01:32:53,980
I'm like I need to I guess I need to say something about the room or something. I don't know

1519
01:32:55,020 --> 01:32:58,300
Uh, I don't know. I want to delve a little more into crowd work, but that shit's scary as fuck, dude

1520
01:32:58,300 --> 01:32:59,660
I'm same way. Yeah

1521
01:32:59,660 --> 01:33:03,500
I want it like it'd be crazy to just go up with nothing and just go for it

1522
01:33:03,500 --> 01:33:08,940
And you you probably wouldn't do terrible like like think about it like this go up. Well, you might do

1523
01:33:08,940 --> 01:33:11,100
You might do a lot of fucking no in my head

1524
01:33:11,100 --> 01:33:11,820
I think you're gonna do it

1525
01:33:11,820 --> 01:33:15,820
But as long as like if you just went up and we're just talking about shit in the room

1526
01:33:16,060 --> 01:33:18,780
That would probably be better like whether you're funny or not

1527
01:33:18,780 --> 01:33:22,860
You're just literally being like observation about shit in the room that probably be better than a bad set

1528
01:33:23,020 --> 01:33:23,980
You know what i'm saying?

1529
01:33:23,980 --> 01:33:29,180
It's like the silence after a joke out landing is way worse than the silence of like what's what's this guy about?

1530
01:33:29,180 --> 01:33:31,180
Like what's he gonna do next? You know

1531
01:33:31,260 --> 01:33:34,460
Uh, but yeah, nothing's worse than bombing obviously

1532
01:33:34,460 --> 01:33:40,460
Oh, dude charlie is my favorite comedian to watch in general because he does well most of the time

1533
01:33:40,540 --> 01:33:45,100
But no, I appreciate it whether he does good or bad. I just have the same amount of fun

1534
01:33:45,980 --> 01:33:47,980
Watching charlie bomb is the funniest

1535
01:33:49,500 --> 01:33:51,980
He just walks like back and forth

1536
01:33:53,420 --> 01:33:55,420
The worse I bomb the faster I get

1537
01:33:57,100 --> 01:34:01,100
Like if I have a really bad one i'll just be running back and forth i'm gonna start calling him pong dude

1538
01:34:01,100 --> 01:34:04,460
Because it keeps beating up the longer it goes on that's hilarious

1539
01:34:08,140 --> 01:34:10,140
I get a half mile on a five minute set

1540
01:34:11,340 --> 01:34:14,060
I think that's a lot. What do you guys do? What are you guys doing today five minutes?

1541
01:34:14,540 --> 01:34:20,380
Uh, yeah five I think it's five minutes and then they're gonna do a couple improv scenes and then it's the family feud thing

1542
01:34:20,460 --> 01:34:22,460
Shout out to shenanigans. I love

1543
01:34:23,020 --> 01:34:27,580
Jessica yeah just hosting us to do comedy. Also, I think this shit's really fun like a piece of me

1544
01:34:27,580 --> 01:34:31,820
I mean obviously like i'm in love with comedy and like stand up like that's what I want to do

1545
01:34:32,060 --> 01:34:39,100
But I also love panel shows dude british panel shows. Oh my god, dude, like uh, uh, have you ever seen um,

1546
01:34:40,060 --> 01:34:43,740
Tim he oh god damn it. I can't remember. It's a it's the fat guy

1547
01:34:44,460 --> 01:34:48,060
British guy. Yeah, no, it's the show he's talking about. Yeah, i'm talking about it's like a game

1548
01:34:48,060 --> 01:34:52,940
It's almost like a game show. I know what's up my test master task master. Yeah task master

1549
01:34:52,940 --> 01:34:57,900
That's really good dude. James a caster is like a fantastic underrated comic but uh,

1550
01:34:58,220 --> 01:35:02,860
All those british panel shows they do one at the end of every year like this like quiz show about shit that happened in the year

1551
01:35:02,940 --> 01:35:06,860
I watch it every new year's. Yeah, that's that's a I know what you're talking about. That's hilarious

1552
01:35:07,580 --> 01:35:09,580
Jimmy carlson

1553
01:35:10,300 --> 01:35:16,460
Okay, then I do know what you're talking about. Yeah, dude also richard iota or however you say his name that dude is hilarious

1554
01:35:16,460 --> 01:35:23,340
He's hilarious very quick dude. Yeah, very you know who it is. He was on that one show the um, I I know the british

1555
01:35:23,340 --> 01:35:27,820
Show was like it or something. Yeah. Yeah, the one I said looked like jalen reminds me of jalen. Yeah

1556
01:35:28,860 --> 01:35:30,860
Yeah, like a nerdier jalen. Yeah. Yeah

1557
01:35:31,020 --> 01:35:32,540
What's it called?

1558
01:35:32,540 --> 01:35:33,900
uh, uh

1559
01:35:33,900 --> 01:35:40,060
I for quiz show great big great big british quiz of the year. Is that it? Yeah, it's like the big quiz of the year

1560
01:35:40,140 --> 01:35:42,460
I feel like you just let me search that big quiz of the year

1561
01:35:42,460 --> 01:35:46,380
Big quiz of the year. Oh, there we go. Damn damn right there

1562
01:35:47,820 --> 01:35:50,780
Oh, yeah, how you fucking laugh? Yeah

1563
01:35:52,860 --> 01:35:55,900
Quiz is dom's nickname. I try to have a rule. I have

1564
01:35:56,860 --> 01:35:59,500
I have a rule on state. I I don't know why I have a rule

1565
01:35:59,500 --> 01:36:03,660
I've never even run into this but I don't know if it's a rule or just something I thought one day but like

1566
01:36:04,860 --> 01:36:07,100
Every once in a while somebody has like a fucked up laugh

1567
01:36:07,340 --> 01:36:09,980
You know what I'm saying and like you want to call that out?

1568
01:36:09,980 --> 01:36:12,620
But I feel like I can't like I in my head

1569
01:36:12,620 --> 01:36:15,420
I'm like I'm not gonna make fun of somebody for their life because they're doing the thing

1570
01:36:15,420 --> 01:36:19,180
I want them to do. Yeah, but god damn it. Some people have just a fucked up

1571
01:36:19,180 --> 01:36:22,540
It's like when you see somebody running and you're like, have they ever done this before like

1572
01:36:23,740 --> 01:36:28,220
You know who has a crazy laugh that's always around here is Matthew Tate. Oh, yeah. Yeah

1573
01:36:29,660 --> 01:36:33,100
First of all, you want it to happen because he laughs at your joke, you know, it's like, yeah

1574
01:36:33,100 --> 01:36:37,740
You know, it's like a good joke like right and uh, yeah, exactly. It's uh, yeah

1575
01:36:37,740 --> 01:36:42,540
Yeah, yeah, yeah, because his jokes are I mean that that dude does some of the wildest jokes

1576
01:36:42,540 --> 01:36:45,020
Yeah, I know that if we're talking about people who don't give a fuck that's another one

1577
01:36:45,980 --> 01:36:52,140
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but Matthew uh when he laughs it's like I mean he was the first there the first time I did comedy

1578
01:36:52,780 --> 01:36:54,780
shenanigans and he was like

1579
01:36:54,780 --> 01:37:03,820
Yeah, that's hilarious they laughed the hardest that my kool-aid man bit out of anybody ever really

1580
01:37:04,380 --> 01:37:06,380
Oh, yeah

1581
01:37:08,380 --> 01:37:10,380
We'll see we'll see tonight

1582
01:37:11,740 --> 01:37:17,420
And check out shenanigans they always have they always let us do dude still laughs.com we can put on shows there

1583
01:37:17,500 --> 01:37:22,060
They always have shows for every comedian's improv. I always want to say improvisation

1584
01:37:22,060 --> 01:37:28,620
And like kim and jessica are like totally personable too. It's like it's not like they're unreachable like they come out do shit

1585
01:37:28,780 --> 01:37:33,020
Yeah, they were at the bowling thing last night. Yeah, they came out for sci-fi birthday at the bowling

1586
01:37:33,340 --> 01:37:37,020
No, we're like definitely really lucky to have to hatch an in again

1587
01:37:37,580 --> 01:37:45,900
Just so we remember go subscribe on youtube to studio jester. That is uh, kim and ogre's new youtube channel

1588
01:37:45,900 --> 01:37:51,420
Yeah, just search only because I just did it today. Well, I subscribed the other day, but I checked it again today just to make sure it was

1589
01:37:52,300 --> 01:37:57,980
Uh, yeah, just search studio jester and hit channels and it should be the first one at least on my phone. It was

1590
01:37:58,540 --> 01:38:01,740
Uh, but yeah, it's a good podcast. You're gonna see brandon on there, too

1591
01:38:01,820 --> 01:38:06,540
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you was on it. I was on it. Yep. Okay. Nice. Nice. Yeah. Yeah

1592
01:38:06,540 --> 01:38:11,420
So it's about movies. Uh, they just what maybe did you do scary movie? Okay. Nice. Nice

1593
01:38:11,420 --> 01:38:15,980
Oh, yeah, soon as soon as she soon as he brought it up. I was like I got you right now. Yeah, I'm gonna think about it

1594
01:38:15,980 --> 01:38:18,940
Scary movie we're doing that one. But yeah, it was fun, too

1595
01:38:19,100 --> 01:38:22,620
And uh, I told her I was like get people who like like movies

1596
01:38:22,780 --> 01:38:28,060
Yeah, who really like to watch movies and like are passionate about like especially even if it's just their movies

1597
01:38:28,140 --> 01:38:32,140
Yeah, see I want to be a movie guy, but i'm just not so don't have me on the pod kim

1598
01:38:32,140 --> 01:38:35,420
She's had me do multiple of those little uh, like one minute. What do you think about this?

1599
01:38:35,420 --> 01:38:42,220
And I feel like everyone i'm bad. I'm like i'm just like well it was it was called animal house. So let me think about the zoo

1600
01:38:43,660 --> 01:38:45,980
Yeah, mine was terrible. Yeah, i've done like

1601
01:38:46,540 --> 01:38:52,940
Multiple for everyone. I'm just like I didn't say anything worthwhile. Oh me too. I got the names wrong. I was like there were uh,

1602
01:38:53,500 --> 01:38:57,180
Was the sandlot or whatever is truffle shuffle? Oh, yeah. Oh, well, that's goony

1603
01:38:58,620 --> 01:39:01,180
So goonies and then I was like I was like the fat man shuffle

1604
01:39:01,180 --> 01:39:06,460
Yeah, I got every word wrong. Yeah. Yeah, I was like i think he's eating the snickers. I still don't know if that's right

1605
01:39:07,100 --> 01:39:11,340
Did he like sneakers or was it a different candy boy? I just know you guys hey you guys

1606
01:39:12,220 --> 01:39:16,620
I just seen a space. Oh really you would like you go to really you would really like that

1607
01:39:17,180 --> 01:39:20,380
It very much fits in it's like an 80s movie and I know you just like older shit

1608
01:39:21,020 --> 01:39:25,820
Is it all comedy movies that they do on the podcast? No, no, no, they've done because they did rocky with him. Yeah

1609
01:39:26,380 --> 01:39:28,380
No, it's like board of the flies

1610
01:39:28,380 --> 01:39:30,380
Is

1611
01:39:31,820 --> 01:39:37,340
Oh, yeah, well I wouldn't I don't know no it's good but it'll be good fucking the kill piggy spoiler alert

1612
01:39:37,420 --> 01:39:39,740
Yeah, well his bitch ass fell off. Yeah

1613
01:39:42,700 --> 01:39:44,700
No, they post that's natural selection

1614
01:39:47,740 --> 01:39:53,180
Lord of the flies it's a book a lot of people had to read in school. Yeah, I don't think I had to read it

1615
01:39:54,060 --> 01:39:55,900
We're gonna watch. Um, uh

1616
01:39:55,900 --> 01:39:57,900
What's it called, dude?

1617
01:39:57,900 --> 01:40:01,420
The famous movie harper lee or the famous book harper lee. She's from alabama, jr

1618
01:40:01,420 --> 01:40:03,020
To kill a mock to kill

1619
01:40:03,020 --> 01:40:07,420
Didn't they say they're trying to take that out of school? It was a banned book at one point. I think right

1620
01:40:07,740 --> 01:40:12,140
Yeah, this is i've been seeing jokes about uh banned books. They're like I can get it right here

1621
01:40:12,140 --> 01:40:14,940
Like it's in the front of the fucking bookstore. They mean it used to be banned

1622
01:40:14,940 --> 01:40:18,300
I guess i'm sticking up for fucking library suddenly as I'm like, yeah shit

1623
01:40:18,780 --> 01:40:21,020
I know I don't know but you need to have that shit. Yeah

1624
01:40:21,500 --> 01:40:22,620
You should uh, yeah

1625
01:40:22,620 --> 01:40:23,020
Yeah

1626
01:40:23,020 --> 01:40:29,260
If you want to read a fucked up book go read the original version of to kill a mockingbird. It's called go set a watchman

1627
01:40:30,140 --> 01:40:33,740
That's the original and they sort of redid it that was I think that was the original

1628
01:40:34,300 --> 01:40:38,880
Draft of the interesting and then they changed it afterwards to kill a mockingbird

1629
01:40:43,340 --> 01:40:50,060
It kind of looks like a director's cut alternate ending kind of I don't even like there's a lot sadder he went to jail

1630
01:40:50,060 --> 01:40:54,060
Oh, are you got that? Yeah, you could definitely it's completely it's different

1631
01:40:54,140 --> 01:40:58,780
Like it's the same character is the same kind of general storyline, but the way it plays out is different

1632
01:40:58,940 --> 01:41:03,100
I I I read it a long time ago. I don't really remember that much, but it was more fucked up

1633
01:41:03,260 --> 01:41:08,540
Yeah, was there ever was there ever a book you had to read in school that you really like that? I don't know

1634
01:41:09,180 --> 01:41:12,300
Touched you white. Yeah. Yeah, which one white thing?

1635
01:41:12,940 --> 01:41:17,340
Uh, is that like hatchet with the wolf with the wall? I don't say I don't know he befriended the wolf

1636
01:41:17,340 --> 01:41:20,460
Hmm. No, I remember hatchet. Some people I remember

1637
01:41:22,380 --> 01:41:28,240
That's what black people like the monster monster. Yeah, you guys didn't read. Oh, I forgot you were in school and they were still segregated

1638
01:41:31,900 --> 01:41:33,900
It's weird because he had to do a half day at each school

1639
01:41:38,460 --> 01:41:40,460
But he wrote the short bus to both of them

1640
01:41:42,300 --> 01:41:44,300
I can't tell

1641
01:41:44,300 --> 01:41:49,420
It's a separate piece by john knoll's that's my favorite book ever a separate piece. I don't know that either

1642
01:41:50,140 --> 01:41:53,260
Yeah, it was real weird dude alcapone does my shirt

1643
01:41:53,980 --> 01:41:58,620
Is that a that's a book? Yeah, okay. I assumed we were all reading the same books

1644
01:41:58,620 --> 01:42:03,740
Yeah, I guess not. I feel like the first what you were saying is what I I remember like, uh, but I don't remember

1645
01:42:03,740 --> 01:42:09,820
Yeah, you know a mockingbird of mice and men. Yeah, I read the cruise scarlet. Yeah warriors. We didn't have to do scarlet letter

1646
01:42:09,820 --> 01:42:14,620
Warriors, I don't remember the movie. I don't know. Oh the cats. Yeah, oh, yeah. I don't remember

1647
01:42:16,220 --> 01:42:18,220
That was just a book you read bread

1648
01:42:18,620 --> 01:42:24,140
Warriors your warrior cat with the cats there were cats that are you thinking warriors the movie? Yeah

1649
01:42:27,340 --> 01:42:31,340
He's talking about warriors it's a book about cats and if you ever want to get it with a horse girl

1650
01:42:31,340 --> 01:42:36,460
You should definitely read the book. That is fact. Yeah, that is factual information dude. I forgot we meditate a horse girl

1651
01:42:36,460 --> 01:42:41,580
This is how you got into the air. They also had another one. It was about bears. I don't remember what it was called

1652
01:42:41,980 --> 01:42:47,100
What about anamorph? Oh the golden compass or I always was a bear in the golden compass. Yeah

1653
01:42:47,900 --> 01:42:52,460
Yeah, yeah, you didn't have to read the scarlet letter, man. No, we didn't have to read that one

1654
01:42:52,540 --> 01:42:56,380
I think they were I went to an exchange. Here's a good Frankenstein good story

1655
01:42:56,380 --> 01:42:57,500
I don't know how we are on time

1656
01:42:57,500 --> 01:42:58,460
but uh

1657
01:42:58,460 --> 01:43:04,460
but I went to like a pretty fucking progressive school district and so like they probably want to like the scarlet letter because it's just

1658
01:43:04,460 --> 01:43:08,460
Like slut shaming or maybe they I guess the point in the end is not to do that or something

1659
01:43:08,460 --> 01:43:10,460
I never read it. So I don't fucking know

1660
01:43:10,460 --> 01:43:13,340
Anyways, anyways, so it's like a really, you know

1661
01:43:14,060 --> 01:43:18,300
progressive like a you know, blue island in a red state type shit and uh,

1662
01:43:18,860 --> 01:43:23,180
I mean they literally call decatur dick hater. It's like the like lesbian capital of the south

1663
01:43:24,060 --> 01:43:27,100
Um, and it's the next agnes scott college. But anyways, um

1664
01:43:27,820 --> 01:43:32,540
We have this project in middle school called the global water project and it was one day

1665
01:43:32,540 --> 01:43:34,940
It was like run by like the social studies classes

1666
01:43:35,660 --> 01:43:39,500
one day in order to I guess like empathize with um

1667
01:43:40,300 --> 01:43:45,180
With kids in africa who would have to like get up every day and go like walk and get their water

1668
01:43:45,260 --> 01:43:48,060
And then like walk back home and then like go to school and all that shit

1669
01:43:48,380 --> 01:43:50,220
So one day we had to go to school

1670
01:43:50,220 --> 01:43:52,540
I could be wrong. I think we had to like get there early and everything

1671
01:43:52,540 --> 01:43:55,580
So it's like before school and shit and uh, they filled up

1672
01:43:55,820 --> 01:44:00,380
Uh a gallon like they they asked for a bunch of milk jugs and we filled up every jug with like

1673
01:44:00,380 --> 01:44:03,500
Or my bad. You have an empty milk jug at the beginning one in each hand

1674
01:44:03,500 --> 01:44:06,780
So you have two milk jugs and we had to walk all the way to just like

1675
01:44:07,180 --> 01:44:12,620
Some person's fucking house in like a neighborhood nearby and we all get who knows what the fuck their water bill was

1676
01:44:12,620 --> 01:44:15,420
Because we all just fill a fill up these jugs from a hose

1677
01:44:15,820 --> 01:44:19,980
Like every every fucking student in the seventh grade like fills up two milk jugs

1678
01:44:20,220 --> 01:44:22,220
And then we have to walk them back to school

1679
01:44:22,220 --> 01:44:26,220
Oh, it sounds like a cool project because it's like oh, yeah, like this is what it's like, you know

1680
01:44:26,220 --> 01:44:28,860
You're gonna experience this thing. Well, then we get back to the school

1681
01:44:28,860 --> 01:44:31,900
And everybody's like what do we do with all this fucking water?

1682
01:44:31,900 --> 01:44:35,900
Like we don't know what to do this shit and they're like, all right start pouring it out

1683
01:44:40,540 --> 01:44:43,900
Defeated the entire purpose is a waste everybody's fucking time

1684
01:44:44,860 --> 01:44:46,220
Yeah

1685
01:44:46,220 --> 01:44:49,260
One volunteer parent got like a two thousand dollar water bill

1686
01:44:52,380 --> 01:44:56,220
All right charlie this day in the pocket, oh, yeah, we could do this forever with you man

1687
01:44:56,220 --> 01:44:59,500
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I know it's droning on dude. No, no

1688
01:45:00,060 --> 01:45:03,260
I'm saying in a good way. I can't believe it was already that time

1689
01:45:03,980 --> 01:45:06,940
But thank you for coming on. Oh, yeah, dude. I loved it. Yeah glad to be here again

1690
01:45:06,940 --> 01:45:11,420
Like I said, thanks y'all for like putting on the whole community the whole scene. So, thank you for being a piece

1691
01:45:12,620 --> 01:45:16,220
If you're ever out there and you see charlie fucking swisher on a goddamn

1692
01:45:16,780 --> 01:45:20,140
Dude, i'm telling you he's gonna fucking smash. I appreciate

1693
01:45:20,140 --> 01:45:25,900
He's gonna smash his come with come out. Yo, i'm talking about joke joke joke smart smart joke sometimes like I was saying

1694
01:45:26,060 --> 01:45:30,060
Jj, give me too much credit. No jj made fun of me because I was like sometimes it takes me a little while

1695
01:45:30,780 --> 01:45:33,260
To get charlie's jokes, but once you get them

1696
01:45:34,460 --> 01:45:36,460
I don't think that's gonna be a problem

1697
01:45:37,660 --> 01:45:41,660
But you know, I appreciate the sentiment his jokes are good. That's the point

1698
01:45:42,860 --> 01:45:46,540
All right, but you just tell this camera anything you got going on or in your social media

1699
01:45:46,540 --> 01:45:51,340
Yeah fucking uh instagram at charlie charlie swisher and you can go to charlie swisher.com

1700
01:45:51,500 --> 01:45:55,740
There ain't shit on there right now, but soon enough. It's just some old music stuff, but hell

1701
01:45:55,740 --> 01:46:17,100
Yeah, thanks. Y'all come out to the shows sport huntsville comedy. Oh, yeah