1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,680 This is the Clown College Podcast. 2 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:07,920 We're just a couple open micers trying to make our way through the scene. 3 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:11,760 Where we interview comedians throughout different stages of their comedy career, no matter if 4 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:15,440 they're open micers, headliners, or traveling comedians. 5 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:16,440 I'm here too. 6 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:19,160 Jamie 2.0, I just talk a lot more. 7 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:20,160 Damn it Brandon! 8 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:22,160 Go sit in the corner. 9 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:26,920 Hell yeah dude, we're back. 10 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:29,440 Once again dude, we have a return man. 11 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:31,400 I got a boom arm now. 12 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:33,600 I'm feeling real fancy schmancy dude. 13 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:36,960 I'm going to have to get me one of those things huh? 14 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:37,960 I got you bro. 15 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:38,960 I know a guy. 16 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:39,960 You know somebody? 17 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:40,960 Wally. 18 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:45,120 Bram I'm trying to think, would you need a boom arm? 19 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:46,600 Would you want a boom arm dude? 20 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:47,600 Would you be interested? 21 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:48,600 Sure, I mean that's cool. 22 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:49,600 Boom arms are nice. 23 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:50,600 Boom arms right? 24 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:51,600 Is that what they call them? 25 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:52,600 Boom arm. 26 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:53,600 Boom houses. 27 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:54,600 It's like a horn. 28 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:55,600 Boom houses is what they call them. 29 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:56,600 Boom houses. 30 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:57,600 Boom houses. 31 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:58,600 Boom houses. 32 00:00:58,600 --> 00:00:59,600 Boom houses. 33 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:00,600 Boom houses. 34 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:02,600 We're going boom from houses. 35 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:03,600 From King of the Hill. 36 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:08,800 I love King of the Hill. 37 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:09,800 I like that shirt Brandon. 38 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:10,800 Oh man I appreciate it. 39 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:12,800 I'm a big Spider-Man fan. 40 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:16,080 Okay, so can you name your top three superheroes? 41 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:18,920 Okay so first you got Deadpool of course. 42 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:19,920 Sick. 43 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:20,920 I mean you got to put Deadpool. 44 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:22,080 Yeah number one always. 45 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:23,080 Solid choice. 46 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:24,800 Then number two is Black Panther. 47 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:25,800 Hell yeah. 48 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:27,520 Number three is Spider-Man. 49 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:30,200 Number four Venom and number five Wolverine. 50 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:32,480 Okay fair. 51 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:35,640 Not all heroes but I'm more of an anti-hero person myself. 52 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:38,320 Yeah you got two or three anti-heroes in there. 53 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:39,320 Deadpool. 54 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:40,320 Three. 55 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:41,320 Deadpool. 56 00:01:41,320 --> 00:01:42,320 Wolverine. 57 00:01:42,320 --> 00:01:43,320 Wolverine an anti-hero? 58 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:47,600 Well I don't really know the comics that well but he's kind of just like a good guy because 59 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:48,600 he has to be. 60 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:49,600 Yeah man. 61 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:50,600 Because he's cool. 62 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:51,600 You know? 63 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:54,040 He's trying to bang one of the good guys. 64 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:55,040 So that's why he's a good guy. 65 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:56,040 Okay yeah that's true. 66 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:58,800 Yeah because he came from where Deadpool was at too. 67 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:00,880 They both like had that same place right? 68 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:02,320 Oh the testing facility? 69 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:03,320 Is that true? 70 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:04,320 I don't know the words. 71 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:05,440 Yeah I think so. 72 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:07,640 People probably so mad watching this. 73 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:08,640 Yeah right. 74 00:02:08,640 --> 00:02:11,920 They're like what this nerdy shit? 75 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:13,640 No they probably know the lyrics. 76 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:16,640 Oh yeah you probably know everything I'm saying and wrong. 77 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:17,640 They're like that's dumb ass. 78 00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:21,160 I mean we know Brandon but everybody else that's bad shit. 79 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:23,960 Aw dude you're breaking my heart man. 80 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:24,960 Oh shit yeah. 81 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:25,960 They're breaking it man. 82 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:26,960 How do I break the heart? 83 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:27,960 What happened? 84 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:28,960 So how you been? 85 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:33,960 Man I've been good but I got fucked up. 86 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:34,960 Very holy shit. 87 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:35,960 Listen here fucker. 88 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:36,960 What the fuck? 89 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:37,960 Hold up man. 90 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:38,960 Hey. 91 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:39,960 What the fuck? 92 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:40,960 What the fuck you doing here? 93 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:41,960 I'm here for you. 94 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:42,960 You here for me? 95 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:43,960 I'm here for you. 96 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:44,960 Stand up. 97 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:45,960 Hold on let me stand up. 98 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:46,960 Sit down. 99 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:47,960 Sit down. 100 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:48,960 Brandon don't listen to him. 101 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:49,960 Oh wait what the fuck? 102 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:50,960 You don't listen to him? 103 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:51,960 No man. 104 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:54,960 This is the, this is I come with an offering motherfucker. 105 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:55,960 Oh oh. 106 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:56,960 Do you believe this shit man? 107 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:57,960 What the hell is going on here? 108 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:02,960 Listen here I'm coming to save the Huntsville comedy scene from mediocre white comics like 109 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:03,960 this. 110 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:04,960 Oh shit. 111 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:05,960 I ain't white. 112 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:06,960 I'm not mediocre. 113 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:12,960 They're, they've done enough to sully the scene I have an offer for you. 114 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:13,960 Uh huh. 115 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:19,960 You are gonna help me host the What a Joke Comedy Open Mike at 7.30pm on Sundays and 116 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:24,960 the Fat Sammy's Comedy Open Mike every 8pm on Wednesdays. 117 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:26,960 Oh hell yeah. 118 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:28,960 We got too many mics going on. 119 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:33,960 We got Clown College has Pleasure Silver Bullet Mike at 7.30pm on Tuesdays. 120 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:35,960 And Shag Nasty's at 9. 121 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:37,960 Are you gonna let them gaslight you with these mics? 122 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:38,960 No I'm not. 123 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:39,960 I mean I'm gonna do them all. 124 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:40,960 I'm gonna do them all. 125 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:45,960 Before we make any rush judgements will you open up the video on QuickTime? 126 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:46,960 QuickTime? 127 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,960 To the left. 128 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:50,960 Not that? 129 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:51,960 Yeah that right there. 130 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:52,960 Make it full screen. 131 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:53,960 Alright. 132 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:56,960 Well then play that. 133 00:03:56,960 --> 00:04:13,960 Today is the day that we are transferring over the powers of the Black Panther. 134 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:19,960 Oh hell yeah. 135 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:30,960 It fills my heart with great joy to let you know that the next Black Panther will be Brandon 136 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:31,960 Willis. 137 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:32,960 Oh hell yeah. 138 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:33,960 Let's go Brandon. 139 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:34,960 Let's go Brandon. 140 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:35,960 Let's go Brandon. 141 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:36,960 Let's go Brandon. 142 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:37,960 Let's go Brandon. 143 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:38,960 Let's go Brandon. 144 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:39,960 Let's go Brandon. 145 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:40,960 Let's go Brandon. 146 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:41,960 Oh shit. 147 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:42,960 There we go. 148 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:43,960 Hey Dante. 149 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:44,960 Oh shit. 150 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:45,960 Did I miss the audition? 151 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:46,960 Dante how you doing man? 152 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:47,960 Oh my god. 153 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:48,960 Oh sorry. 154 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:49,960 Oh I'm kind of cute. 155 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:50,960 What's up? 156 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:51,960 Oh god. 157 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:52,960 Oh god. 158 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:53,960 I'm practicing. 159 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:54,960 What's up Dante? 160 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:55,960 Yeah. 161 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:56,960 Oh god. 162 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:57,960 Oh god. 163 00:04:57,960 --> 00:04:58,960 Oh god. 164 00:04:58,960 --> 00:04:59,960 Oh god. 165 00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:00,960 Oh god. 166 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:01,960 Oh god. 167 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:02,960 Oh god. 168 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:03,960 Oh god. 169 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:04,960 Oh god. 170 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:05,960 Oh god. 171 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:06,960 Oh god. 172 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:07,960 Oh god. 173 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:08,960 Oh god. 174 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:09,960 Oh god. 175 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:10,960 Oh god. 176 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:11,960 Oh god. 177 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:12,960 Oh god. 178 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:13,960 Oh god. 179 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:14,960 Oh god. 180 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:15,960 Oh god. 181 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:16,960 Oh god. 182 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:17,960 Oh god. 183 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:18,960 Oh god. 184 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:19,960 Oh god. 185 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:20,960 Did you know today is Brandon's birthday? 186 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:21,960 Oh my god. 187 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:22,960 I'm so excited. 188 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:23,960 Yeah. 189 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:24,960 Where did you come in? 190 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:25,960 Okay it's not ready. 191 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:26,960 It's not ready. 192 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:27,960 Let's get this out of the way so we can talk out. 193 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:28,960 Okay. 194 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:29,960 I'll go in the camera. 195 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:30,960 Okay. 196 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:31,960 Let's go. 197 00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:32,960 Talk out. 198 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:57,960 I thought we were supposed to cut off Brandon from talking. 199 00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:04,960 I thought that knock was for them to start. 200 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:09,960 Listen here, fuckers. 201 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:12,960 What the fuck? 202 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:17,960 What the fuck you doing here? 203 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:18,960 I'm here for you. 204 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:19,960 I'm here for you. 205 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:20,960 Stand up. 206 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:21,960 Sit down. 207 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:22,960 Sit down. 208 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:23,960 Now stand up again. 209 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:24,960 Don't listen to him. 210 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:25,960 Oh, wait, what the fuck? 211 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:26,960 You all listen to him. 212 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:31,960 I'm here for you. 213 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:32,960 Hello. 214 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:35,880 Thank you for tuning into this exclusive Moonshine News Report. 215 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:36,880 I'm Dan Price. 216 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:38,320 And I'm Sierra Moses. 217 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:43,760 A Florida man is suing General Motors and data company Lexus Nexis for selling his detailed 218 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:49,200 daily driving record to insurance companies that first refused to insure him and eventually 219 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:50,920 doubled his premiums. 220 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:56,840 The data collected and sold by GM included instances of heartbreaking, sudden acceleration, 221 00:06:56,840 --> 00:07:01,160 multiple same-day visits to the same Tampa Gentleman's Club slash drive-through 222 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:09,160 daiquiri bar DUI Fridays. Alabama Governor Kay Ivey signed a law banning 223 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:13,160 diversity equity and inclusion programs at schools across the state. Students at 224 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:17,560 the University of Alabama were shocked saying we have one of those. 225 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:22,040 Administrators met to discuss the status of the school's only DEI program, the 226 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:29,880 Alabama football team. In political news, former President Trump said in a speech 227 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:33,720 last Saturday that if he does not win the election, quote, it's going to be a 228 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:38,000 bloodbath for the country. Responding to criticism about the remarks, Trump 229 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:42,080 defended his comments saying bloodbath was clearly a reference to America's 230 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:47,000 struggling auto industry, to which Boeing responded, what is the aviation industry? 231 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:55,840 March Madness is back and so is ISIS. The Islamic State claimed 232 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:59,120 responsibility for a shooting in a Moscow concert hall that killed over a 233 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:02,800 hundred people on Friday night. The tragic event is one of the deadliest in 234 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:07,200 Russia in decades. US officials warned Russian officials of a potential attack 235 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:10,680 earlier this month and decided now's the perfect time to remind them of that 236 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:14,200 because if there's one thing Americans love more than milking a tragedy, it's 237 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:21,520 saying I told you so. A trial in Oregon this week ended with the conviction of a 238 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:26,200 man for the 1980 murder of a college student in Portland. Investigators got a 239 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:29,920 break in the case when they were able to collect DNA from the suspect's chewing 240 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:34,800 gum, which he spit on the ground while under surveillance. Sentencing is set for 241 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:41,280 next week and officials think he may go away for an extra, extra, extra long time. 242 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:45,600 In March Madness news, there were many upsets and surprises in the first round 243 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:48,420 of the tournament with underdogs like Oakland and Yale knocking out their 244 00:08:48,420 --> 00:08:51,840 higher ranked opponents like Kentucky and Auburn. Auburn's loss marks their 245 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:58,620 first defeat by northern aggression since 1865. Huntsville, Alabama has 246 00:08:58,620 --> 00:09:02,840 announced plans for a new two-day outdoor music festival to be held in 247 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:07,160 September. Festival organizers hope to draw crowds from across the country while 248 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:12,280 honoring Huntsville's roots and the unique local culture. The official name 249 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:16,120 of the event will be announced in April but early candidates include the Rocket 250 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:22,440 Music Nerd Space PhD Guitar Fest and Maga-Palooza. 251 00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:28,000 Many have speculated the whereabouts of Princess Kate Middleton in recent months 252 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:31,480 who has intentionally stayed out of the public eye. She announced this week that 253 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:34,880 she has been undergoing treatment for cancer and chemotherapy, leaving many 254 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:39,280 people surprised, sympathetic, and some embarrassed. Actress Blake Lively 255 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:43,080 apologized publicly after she posted a photo earlier this month poking fun at 256 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:47,640 the princess and recent deep fake rumors. I'm mortified, said Lively, almost as 257 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:52,440 mortified as when Green Lantern was released in theaters. Theories of 258 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:55,680 Middleton's absence included the princess being a contestant on the Masked 259 00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:59,600 Singer, divorcing her husband Prince William, and some even thought she was 260 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:06,680 dead, said King Charles, not yet. That's all for this special edition of Moonshine 261 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:13,440 News Reports. I'm Sierra Moses and I'm Dan Price on Fawnam Grave. 262 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:27,440 Look at that genuine smile over there. I know we love you Brandon. I didn't let me use my weapon bro. 263 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:32,040 Hopefully that audio is good. I totally forgot about the mic. 264 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:38,760 So Brandon, Alex brought this to us what months ago? Yeah well don't say it. 265 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:46,440 It's as long ago as the production seems like it was. Yeah, two days ago. 266 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:53,240 We had no idea. Oh Brandon, you're the Black Panther. How do you feel? Dude, I'm excited. 267 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:58,400 No the idea definitely came when Jalen was, when Jalen left. I was like it sort of made sense. 268 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:07,880 Couldn't fucking have Dom. Yeah, I'm excited. It's like the gray rhino over here. 269 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:13,520 Golden brown turkey. These are gonna be some big shoes to fill. Hell yeah. 270 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:20,360 You gonna fill them? Hell yeah. Some sandals to fill. I'm a size 13. I got big feet. 271 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:25,720 Damn, I guarantee that's bigger than Jalen's. Look at these volts. 272 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:31,360 Sweatshop workers hate you man. I'm sorry yo. You decreased their efficiency by at 273 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:34,560 least 25%. That's why it's so hard for me to get them. Hell yeah, the whole 274 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:40,480 whole gangs here Jake. We got Jake Muncie who is the director of photography. 275 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:53,440 Aren't you a predator or something? He's the predator dude. This has actually just been a giant 276 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:58,440 intervention for you Jake. If you wouldn't mind sitting right here. Yeah dude, you want one of these 277 00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:06,200 chairs man? He just smacks us all across the face. You got the rustling chair. I think what we need to do is 278 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:14,480 introduce the Clown College fans to Dante. Okay. Hell yeah. I think we need to do that. 279 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:20,240 Yeah, so Dante, he has a lot of lore behind him. Oh yes he does. Thank you Alex. 280 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:28,680 People know about you. Oh yeah. Take a seat man. Hell yeah dude. 281 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:34,280 Musical chairs. Close that door Jake, please. Alex you can come in. 282 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:43,640 That cup says a big daddy. Yeah. Hey, how you doing Dante? I am doing well man. 283 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:53,800 You know just living my life, doing the comedy thing. I like the fit man. Hell yeah. I like the fit. 284 00:12:53,800 --> 00:13:06,800 I speak a little much mouth too. You speak much mouth? Yeah. Happy birthday. 285 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:14,320 Alrighty. This is exactly how things go. I somehow believe that Brandon really does know what he's saying. 286 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:22,240 You know what I mean? Yep. I speak. We're that close you know. We're like conjoined tweds. We got unconjoined 287 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:30,360 just so we can do this little skit. Yeah. Yeah Mr. Beast paid for y'all surgery. Yeah, unconjoined. 288 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:37,440 I followed him. He was like hey, surgery for both of y'all. Yep, he told me he might give me 10 million. 289 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:44,600 What? He only told me 2 million. Oh. Y'all were getting paid man. Man I was. 290 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:51,520 He knew what he looked like he needed. Here you go. Low hanging fruit dude. 291 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:58,480 Alright, so you're a comedian here. How long you been doing stand up? In May it'll be two years. May and two years. 292 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:06,280 Hell yeah. May 8th exactly. Hell yeah. Dante you're a phenomenon. You won't find anybody like Dante. 293 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:11,120 Look at that camera right there. Style so unique. You won't find nobody like this. No. 294 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:14,520 You know some of my favorite jokes man that I've heard in the scene for real. Thank you. 295 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:18,600 I don't want to give away but the Jamaican misfortune cookies makes me laugh every time. 296 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:23,040 That's one of my favorite jokes to do. Whenever somebody, you know how they ask us comedians tell me a joke. 297 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:27,080 I be like what joke do I want to tell? What joke do I want? I know an innocent joke I can tell 298 00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:34,800 without having somebody run away right now. True. Also I just noticed that in this video Jalen looks like a Hurricane Katrina survivor. 299 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:40,360 Standing on that roof with his clothes all tore up dude. On the roof. With the blood and everything. 300 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:47,560 I love you Jalen. I miss you man. I love you Jalen. Thanks for the video. 301 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:51,560 Shout out Jalen Brown. Out there too. Hell yeah. 302 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:57,560 Not to be confused with the Celtics player Jalen Brown. Fuck that guy. You don't like the Celtics? 303 00:14:57,560 --> 00:15:03,560 No I don't care man. I don't like the Celtics. I'm a Lakers fan. I'm a Lakers fan too. I've officially converted to Lakers. 304 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:08,560 I got a John Marino. Pride edition. You had a whole ceremony and everything to convert to Lakers. 305 00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:14,560 Because I realized I love everybody on the Lakers. I love Magic Johnson, Kobe Bryant. Throw up the picture. 306 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:20,560 Will Chamberlain, Jerry West. All of them. I was like dude. Fuck it. Just because they overpowered. 307 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:24,560 That's the name that everybody is waiting for him to mention. I know you want me to say LeBron James. 308 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:28,560 I knew that's what everybody is waiting for. No. No. No. Because LeBron James is Cleveland Brown. 309 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:32,560 He's Cleveland. Fuck it. Well the Cleveland Cavaliers. Cleveland Brown. 310 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:37,560 No. Cleveland Brown. Cavaliers and then Miami Heat. You like James Worthy? 311 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:43,560 Yes. Yes I do. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is my favorite. He only knows players from the 70's. 312 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:48,560 I'm an old soul man. I told you. You don't know who's playing with Kobe? Derek Fisher? 313 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:55,560 Oh I mean yeah. Shaq Shaq. Yeah. He's a good dude. Andrew Bynum. Who? Paul Gasol. Paul Gasol. 314 00:15:55,560 --> 00:16:00,560 Paul Gasol man. That's a player. Ty Lue. Yeah I remember him. Who is Ty Lue? 315 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:04,560 The one who got stepped over by Allen Iverson. He was also a coach. 316 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:08,560 Allen Iverson. That dude is amazing. Allen Iverson man. He got out too early man. 317 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:13,560 Didn't he cross up Michael Jordan? He crossed up pretty much everybody. He crossed everybody. 318 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:18,560 He brought that style of crossover into the league. He's got that deal with chat GPT now dude. 319 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:23,560 For real? AI? Yeah he's doing all that stuff. Oh good for him. 320 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:30,560 AI. You know he needs him. AI. Artificial Intelligence. I thought he was really the spokesperson for it. 321 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:35,560 Damn. No the joke was that he is the AI. Who's writing all the shit. Artificial Intelligence. 322 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:40,560 Oh okay I thought you were just saying that. Dom's nickname too. Whoosh. 323 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:45,560 I mean AI he's got everything. I think I stole that. I think somebody else said that man. 324 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:50,560 You know me man. You know the comments. They're saying you're stealing jokes that really happen to you. 325 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:57,560 Oh yeah dude. My life experiences I stole. He stole that joke. It's like literally something that happened to you. 326 00:16:57,560 --> 00:17:01,560 No I stole him. I was walking down the street and I tripped and fell. That's my story. 327 00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:06,560 We all trip and fall. It's okay. We all have different experiences when we fall though. 328 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:11,560 Some people hit their head. Some people fall and roll. Some people. You know all types of shit happen. 329 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:15,560 I'm a roller. You're a roller? I'm a roller. Roller's a safety thing. When I fall I roll. 330 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:18,560 We know I'm a roller. Y'all saw it laughing. Video proof that Brandon's a roller. 331 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:21,560 Y'all saw I'm a roller. I'm a roller and recoverer. Video proof he rolls. 332 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:25,560 I roll in. Hey Brandon if you fall seven times how many times do you get back up dude? 333 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:28,560 How many times I get back up? I get back up as many times as I gotta get back up. 334 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:33,560 But if you fail seven how many times do you get back up? If I fail seven times I just keep rolling man. 335 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:36,560 Just keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling like a fucking ninja turtle. 336 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,560 Rolling with the punches dude. Seven times. 337 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:41,560 You know it's as I watch Rocky man. 338 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:44,560 You know why he doesn't know dude? You know why he doesn't know dude? 339 00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:47,560 No matter how many times you get hit it's how you can get back up from the head. 340 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:48,560 He's not counting. He ain't counting how many times. 341 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:51,560 He's not counting dude because it's not about how many times you get knocked down dude. 342 00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:54,560 It's about how many times you get back up. Yep. 343 00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:56,560 He's seen Rocky. He loves it dude. 344 00:17:56,560 --> 00:18:00,560 Rocky Balboa. Definitely. Great dude. Amazing. 345 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:02,560 What's your favorite movie Dante? 346 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:09,560 My favorite movie? I ain't gonna lie. It's between Space Jam and let's see the Mighty Ducks movie. 347 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:13,560 The hockey thing. The first one? Or D2? All of them. All of them? Yeah. 348 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:16,560 The whole franchise? The whole franchise. I love the Ducks. 349 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:21,560 I may be black but I play hockey. You play hockey? I try. I play hockey. 350 00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:26,560 Oh shit. I legit be on the ice and everything slipping around, falling, running to the wall. 351 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:29,560 Obviously look like a black person trying to play hockey. 352 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:31,560 Yeah. Hell yeah dude. 353 00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:34,560 PK7. I am definitely the token. 354 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:37,560 I mean I tried to play hockey too. I just couldn't afford it. 355 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:42,560 I remember two days I was on the ice rink and I was just going around skating and bumping into shit and I can't. 356 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:45,560 One dude was like, dude you should come over here and try. You just don't give a fuck. 357 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:47,560 I was like, I don't. And he was like, come on. 358 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,560 Then when I went over there they wanted to charge me like a fortune. 359 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:56,560 Then this like rich like mom came up to me and was like, you know if you come in here you're gonna spend like $2,000 for this and that. 360 00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:58,560 I was like, well damn. Never mind. 361 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:01,560 I just wanted to run into people. 362 00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:04,560 Gatekeeping ass crackers. That's what I call it. 363 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:07,560 That's probably what the fuck that was. 364 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:10,560 You know you gotta have money to do this shit. 365 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:12,560 Damn. That's family where I am. 366 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:13,560 I got all my stuff for free. 367 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:15,560 Your kid's not going to college. 368 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:20,560 Damn. On accident though. It was free on accident. 369 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:21,560 So you stole it. 370 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,560 Yeah. I got it during COVID. 371 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:26,560 As long as it wasn't over $900. 372 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:31,560 I was practicing everything. But then COVID started in the middle of me using the gear and I never had a chance to return the gear. 373 00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:35,560 So I ended up moving away and I'm like, oh, free gear. 374 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:36,560 Free gear. 375 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:38,560 They got hockey here somewhere. 376 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:40,560 Yes. Havoc. 377 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:42,560 Huntsville Havoc. Yeah. We wouldn't watch one again. 378 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,560 No, no, no. Not like, I mean like hockey anybody can play. 379 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:47,560 Yes. Ice skates. I've been there. We got it all go. 380 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:50,560 UAH used to have a hockey team for the longest. 381 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:52,560 They actually still have a hockey team. They suck though. 382 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:53,560 Whoa. 383 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:56,560 They are. Those are fighting words. 384 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:57,560 Go Chargers. 385 00:19:57,560 --> 00:20:01,560 Please. I even heard one of their players once. I'm like, yeah, we suck bro. I'm just like, oh, dang. 386 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:03,560 Okay. 387 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:05,560 Dude, I have a special announcement, man. 388 00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:06,560 What's up? 389 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:13,560 When I graduate in May, they let me put something, a message behind on the screen when I graduate. 390 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,560 It's going to be like, subscribe to Clown College. 391 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:16,560 Hey. 392 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:18,560 Clown College comedy on YouTube. 393 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:20,560 Hell yeah. Hell yeah. 394 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:21,560 Putting it out there, baby. 395 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:25,560 We're academics. We're an academic institution and people have to know that. 396 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:27,560 And in three years when I graduate, I'm going to do the same thing. 397 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,560 Yeah. Me too and probably two, hopefully. 398 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:31,560 That was generous. 399 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:35,560 I don't know how long until I graduate. I'm a junior right now, but I don't know my graduation day. 400 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:37,560 My graduation day looks like, uh, cricket. 401 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:43,560 Man, I'm right there with you, man. On the other side, like, damn, that's a long way. 402 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:46,560 It's spicy. 403 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:47,560 Graduation. 404 00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:48,560 Yeah, man. 405 00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:51,560 My favorite Kanye album. 406 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:52,560 Which one? 407 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:53,560 Graduation. 408 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:54,560 Graduation. 409 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:57,560 You know what? That actually was a good Kanye album. 410 00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,560 My Twisted Dark Fantasy. 411 00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:01,560 My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy. 412 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:04,560 Beautiful Dark. Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, that one. That was good, too. 413 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:05,560 That was good. Yeezus. 414 00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:06,560 Yeah, Yeezus. 415 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:07,560 Ahead of its time, bro. 416 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,560 What about Kylie's Dropout? 417 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:10,560 That's the- 418 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,560 That's good. 419 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:12,560 Hold on. Oh, that's the one. I think I'm- 420 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:14,560 Wasn't Gold Digger in that one? She take my money. 421 00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:15,560 Yeah. 422 00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:16,560 Oh, fuck. 423 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:20,560 I think I'm thinking a homecoming, dude. I think that's my favorite. 424 00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:22,560 There was late registration. 425 00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:25,560 Oh, I got to look through the songs to know. 426 00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:29,560 Yeah, I'm more of a fan of Kanye's ideas than his music. 427 00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:30,560 Yeah. 428 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:31,560 Me too. 429 00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:33,560 Me too. 430 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:36,560 How y'all feel about Kendrick and Tyler the Creator? 431 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:37,560 Who? 432 00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:40,560 Kendrick Lamar and Tyler the Creator. How y'all feel about them two? 433 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:44,560 Kendrick Lamar was kind of like the goat rapper of my generation. 434 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:45,560 Oh, hell yeah. 435 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:46,560 Yeah, yeah. 436 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:50,560 I mean, Kendrick Lamar is good. That damn album was the shit, but who'd you say? 437 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:51,560 Tyler the Creator. 438 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:52,560 Tyler the Creator. 439 00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:53,560 That's just not my- 440 00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:54,560 I don't like him. 441 00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:55,560 It ain't my style. 442 00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:56,560 I ain't going to lie. 443 00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:57,560 He's a different vibe. 444 00:21:57,560 --> 00:22:03,560 Kendrick Lamar came out of nowhere for me because growing up listening to old school stuff like Tupac, Biggie, and old R&B people as well. 445 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:08,560 And then one day just randomly I heard somebody like, you never heard of the Kendrick Lamar? 446 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:09,560 I'm like, Kendrick Lamar? Who the? 447 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:13,560 That's why I ended up having to listen to him after everybody's already bumped it for years. 448 00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:17,560 And I'm just like, oh, this is Kendrick Lamar. Okay, I like this. 449 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:21,560 It's Jonathan Silver's favorite rapper. Kendrick Lamar. 450 00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:22,560 Of course. 451 00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:23,560 Right. That's right. 452 00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:30,560 You know what's crazy? I realized the other day, which I should have been known, is that you know Poetic Justice? 453 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:35,560 Where like, in the thunder and rain or something like that? I didn't know that was originally Janet Jackson's. 454 00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:37,560 No, that's the movie. Yeah, Poetic Justice. 455 00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:39,560 Yeah, like I didn't know that. I was like, oh my gosh. 456 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:44,560 Lucky, you ain't doing nothing but brushing that nappy ass fade, Lucky. That's a good movie. 457 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:45,560 I got to watch that. 458 00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:46,560 Tupac, Jada Pick. 459 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:47,560 I wish that movie wouldn't have been there. 460 00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:50,560 It's Janet Tupac. 461 00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:51,560 Let me see. 462 00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:55,560 He's a comedian too, the one who, Lucky. I can't, damn. 463 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:56,560 He's the host of that channel. 464 00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:57,560 Earthquake. 465 00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:58,560 No, hell no. 466 00:22:58,560 --> 00:22:59,560 Sinbad. 467 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:00,560 The Swole Dude. Tony. 468 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:01,560 The dude that was on Friday? 469 00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:02,560 Huh? 470 00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:03,560 Was this a dude? No. 471 00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:04,560 No. 472 00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:05,560 Tony. 473 00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:06,560 Tony Hinchcliffe. 474 00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:07,560 Tony Robbins. 475 00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:09,560 What is Tony Woods? 476 00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:11,560 Tony Woods? Is that his name? 477 00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:12,560 Tiger Woods. 478 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:13,560 Yeah, Tiger Woods. 479 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,560 Oh, no. Let me just go down here and see what it is. 480 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:19,560 Another cast. Just type in cast. 481 00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:22,560 Cast right here. Here we go. 482 00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:24,560 Joe Torre? 483 00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:28,560 Joe Torre. Yeah. Regina King. That's a good movie. 484 00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:29,560 That's a good cast. 485 00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:31,560 That is a good cast. 486 00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:32,560 Maya Angelou? 487 00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:34,560 Maya Angelou? 488 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:35,560 Maya Angelou, yeah. 489 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:37,560 Maya Angelou? That's right? Okay, good. 490 00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:41,560 What was her famous poem, man? I know she had a few of them. 491 00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:42,560 I don't know. 492 00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:45,560 There was one. She's like real historical, man. 493 00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:46,560 Oh, very. 494 00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:47,560 Real respected. 495 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:49,560 Definitely historical. Most famous. 496 00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:53,560 Was it about a bird, man? Or am I tripping? 497 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:56,560 I mean, I have no clue. Poems? 498 00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,560 Yeah, once we move into literature, Dom. 499 00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:00,560 I don't know what that is. 500 00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:01,560 Dom, man. 501 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:03,560 You think of being comedic when you look at poems. 502 00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:06,560 I mean, Sylvia Plath, dude. That lady that killed herself in the oven. 503 00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:09,560 I thought about trying to make comedy poems. 504 00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:11,560 Okay, yeah. I know why. 505 00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:12,560 I'm going to say it on stage one day. 506 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:13,560 The Caged Bird Sing. 507 00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:14,560 See how that goes. 508 00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:15,560 Go ahead. 509 00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:17,560 Yeah, that's it. I know why the Caged Bird sings, dude. 510 00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:19,560 See, I know the culture, bro. 511 00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:20,560 Okay. 512 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:21,560 Hell yeah. 513 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:23,560 Oh, shit. 514 00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:28,560 Brandon, can we get an artistic reading of I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings from you, man? 515 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:31,560 All right. You said an autistic reading? I got you. 516 00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:33,560 That works as well. 517 00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:36,560 I mean, that's just kind of expected. 518 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,560 I said artistic. 519 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,560 A-R-T. 520 00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:42,560 I know why the birds sing. Real short. 521 00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:44,560 Either or. 522 00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:47,560 Just to clarify, I did not say autistic reading. 523 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:48,560 I mean, I got you. 524 00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:50,560 But that's just as good, man. 525 00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:51,560 If not better. 526 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:53,560 Let's see. Maybe this is a little... 527 00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:54,560 Oh, that's a lot. Okay. 528 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:56,560 So, what? Just read that little part? 529 00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:58,560 Read us a little excerpt, dude. A little sample. 530 00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:01,560 A little sample. All right. I got you. I got you. 531 00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:03,560 Make sure you say it into the microphone. 532 00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:04,560 All right. 533 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:06,560 What you looking at me for? 534 00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:08,560 I didn't come to stay. 535 00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:12,560 I hadn't so much for God as I couldn't bring myself to remember. 536 00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:14,560 Other things that were important. 537 00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:16,560 What are you looking at me for? 538 00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:18,560 I didn't come to stay. 539 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:23,560 Whether I can remember the rest of the poem or not was immaterial. 540 00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:27,560 The truth of the statement was like a wadded up handkerchief. 541 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:29,560 Soaping wet in my fist. 542 00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:32,560 In the stoner, they accepted it. 543 00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:34,560 The quicker I could let my hands open, 544 00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:37,560 an air would cool my palms. 545 00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:39,560 Let's go. Let's go. 546 00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:41,560 You snap at poetry, dude. 547 00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:42,560 All right. 548 00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:45,560 All right. So, Brandon, what does that mean to you, man? 549 00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:47,560 What does that message mean to you? 550 00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:49,560 How do you interpret that? 551 00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:51,560 Damn, man. 552 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:54,560 Hold on. Let me think now. 553 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:56,560 I mean, it sounds like somebody very passionate 554 00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:58,560 because I was just reading it. 555 00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:00,560 I was like, let's make sure we get these words. 556 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,560 But you was reading with passion. 557 00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:04,560 What do you feel when you read that? 558 00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:06,560 I felt the tear coming when you were reading that. 559 00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:08,560 Oh, yeah, I got a little passionate. 560 00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:10,560 What are you looking at me for? 561 00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:12,560 I was like, oh, my God. What are you looking at me for? 562 00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:14,560 It sounded like somebody looking at him and he doesn't like the way they're looking at him. 563 00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:15,560 Exactly. 564 00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:17,560 That's honestly what I got. 565 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:19,560 Because when you read this, you just want to read it. 566 00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:21,560 You're like, get this word. 567 00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:26,560 You want something that that reading be like, like a bridge. 568 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:28,560 Reading is like a bridge. 569 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:31,560 That you got to cross that slowly opening up. 570 00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:34,560 You don't want to fall through. 571 00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,560 Like that person on the 50 videos. 572 00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:38,560 Oh, my gosh, dude. I saw that like five times. 573 00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:39,560 That's exactly what I was thinking. 574 00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:42,560 You know how they let the drawbridge up to let the ships through? 575 00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:47,560 This person was on a bicycle and they fell in the crack when the bridge was going up. 576 00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:49,560 So they got crushed. 577 00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,560 Oh, yeah, it was bad. 578 00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:53,560 That's a horrible way to go. 579 00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:55,560 I think you think probably is probably quick. 580 00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:57,560 Yeah, unless it depends on where you get squished up first. 581 00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:59,560 Unless it got stuck. 582 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:01,560 And that's the worst. 583 00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:03,560 Then you're like half dead. 584 00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:05,560 That is the worst way to go. 585 00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:07,560 It's one of the it's a bad one. 586 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,560 Yeah, the only way I want to go is death by snooze. 587 00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:13,560 No, that is the only way I want to go. 588 00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:14,560 Everybody's future. 589 00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:16,560 Roman. Yes, it's definitely. 590 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:18,560 Oh, yeah, dude. Love that show. 591 00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:20,560 How does that happen? 592 00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:22,560 You want to know how this death by snooze new house? 593 00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:27,560 Yeah. OK. You get some big Amazonian women and then they just have sex with you until you die. 594 00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:29,560 Yeah, they crush your pelvis. 595 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,560 Mm hmm. OK. 596 00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:32,560 That is good. You slowly. 597 00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:35,560 That is a great. That's how painful it sounds. 598 00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:37,560 Glory. But it hurts so good. 599 00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:39,560 It hurts so good. 600 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:40,560 It hurts so good. 601 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:41,560 He's on my side. 602 00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:43,560 I'm there. I'm right there with you, dude. 603 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:45,560 So nobody will be like halfway. 604 00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:46,560 Hey, that hurt. Oh, shit. 605 00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:48,560 Like just freak out, trying to push them off. 606 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:51,560 It'll be like, oh, my God, that hurts so good. 607 00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:53,560 Oh, my God. Keep hurting me. 608 00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:54,560 Keep hurting me. 609 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:55,560 Wonder Woman. 610 00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:56,560 What? 611 00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:58,560 This is who we're talking about. Amazonian women. 612 00:27:58,560 --> 00:27:59,560 Wonder Woman. 613 00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:01,560 I'm pretty sure she's Israeli. 614 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:03,560 Well, you know, now I couldn't do that. 615 00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:04,560 The Amazon is real, dude. 616 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:05,560 But Younger Brandon. 617 00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:06,560 Both pretty dangerous, please. 618 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:07,560 Definitely. 619 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:08,560 Huh? 620 00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:10,560 I said I can't do that now, but Younger Brandon, definitely. 621 00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:11,560 Yeah. 622 00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:12,560 Definitely. 623 00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:13,560 Younger Brandon. 624 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:14,560 Yeah, older now. 625 00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,560 I'm old now, man. 626 00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:17,560 Old man. 627 00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:18,560 21. 628 00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:19,560 Old man. 629 00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:20,560 He will be when this episode comes out. 630 00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:22,560 Just get a whole pipe and just start. 631 00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:25,560 Now I can walk into a cigar shop and they can't say shit. 632 00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:28,560 You need a walker, too, since you're old now. 633 00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:29,560 Okay, man, not that. 634 00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:31,560 I'm never going to. 635 00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:32,560 Well, don't jinx myself. 636 00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:33,560 Oh, my God. 637 00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:34,560 Don't jinx yourself. 638 00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:35,560 That's how you jinx yourself. 639 00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:36,560 I'm saying a lot of people. 640 00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:37,560 I'm about to say knock on wood. 641 00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:38,560 Knock on that wood. 642 00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:39,560 I see a lot of people do that. 643 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:42,560 He didn't think it. 644 00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:45,560 You go straight to walker or you think you do cane first? 645 00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:46,560 I think cane's a good move. 646 00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:49,560 You see, I told you, man, I watch rock and I'm motivated. 647 00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:53,560 If you get a cool cane, like a pimp cane, maybe a cobra head on the top. 648 00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:54,560 Yeah, you can get one of those when you're like 55, 60. 649 00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:55,560 Purple jewels is the eyes. 650 00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:56,560 I would get a pimp cane. 651 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:57,560 I'll get one now. 652 00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:58,560 Just walk around. 653 00:28:58,560 --> 00:28:59,560 Oh, yeah. 654 00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:01,560 It starts, if somebody messes with me, I'll poke them with the cane. 655 00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:02,560 Pop, pop. 656 00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:03,560 Pop, pop. 657 00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:04,560 I would have to get a lot of attention. 658 00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:05,560 Put your knuckles out, dude. 659 00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:06,560 Pop, pop, pop, pop. 660 00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:09,560 I'd have it and act like I don't need it. 661 00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:10,560 That's why. 662 00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:14,560 At first, I would fall, because I told you guys, Rocky, I'm motivational. 663 00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:17,560 I'm not going to just let the world take my feet. 664 00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:18,560 Exactly. 665 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:20,560 I'm going to keep trying and fall until somebody's like, you need a cane. 666 00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:25,560 I'm going to get the pimp cane and walk around and act like I could do it until I can't. 667 00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:27,560 Then I'm going to sit down a lot. 668 00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:28,560 Like FDR. 669 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:29,560 Yeah, exactly. 670 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:30,560 Get a pain black panther. 671 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:31,560 Like FDR, dude. 672 00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:32,560 Don't let them see your weakness. 673 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:33,560 No. 674 00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:36,560 You should get a cane that you pull it out and it's a sword, dude. 675 00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:37,560 I would. 676 00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:38,560 Fuck people up. 677 00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:39,560 I would definitely, 100%. 678 00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:40,560 I would love that. 679 00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:41,560 Now that is... 680 00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:42,560 That's also a pool cue. 681 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:44,560 Like a three in one cane. 682 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:47,560 It's a sword and a pool cue and a cane. 683 00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:48,560 Yeah. 684 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:49,560 Same level, dude. 685 00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:50,560 He gets it. 686 00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:51,560 Hell yeah. 687 00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:54,560 I can imagine you pulling out the wrong thing when you're trying to hit somebody with a sword 688 00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:57,560 and you just pull a pool cue out and you hit them on top of their head. 689 00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:58,560 Oh shit. 690 00:29:58,560 --> 00:29:59,560 That's the pool cue. 691 00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:00,560 My bad. 692 00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:03,560 Now you're also playing pool, but you pull out the wrong thing. 693 00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:06,560 Oh, that's my thumb. 694 00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:11,560 You got the blunt force trauma and then you got the stab power, dude. 695 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:12,560 The blunt slasher. 696 00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:13,560 This is normal for pool. 697 00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:14,560 That's what I'll call it. 698 00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:15,560 Split a blunt. 699 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:17,560 Is this like normal in the pool game? 700 00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:19,560 No, slashing your thumb off is not normal in the pool. 701 00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:20,560 No, not that. 702 00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:22,560 I'm talking about the pool cue or whatever y'all are talking about. 703 00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:23,560 No, I just made that up. 704 00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:24,560 Oh, I thought that was real. 705 00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:25,560 That was like... 706 00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:28,560 No, you could probably buy one from Ace Prater, though. 707 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:30,560 He'll probably make you one. 708 00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:31,560 Ace will make you one. 709 00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:32,560 You can make one. 710 00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:33,560 I'll take it. 711 00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:34,560 Play some pool. 712 00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:37,560 Yeah, he went like that. 713 00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:40,560 They'd be like, let me get my pool table. 714 00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:42,560 Why are you getting this pool stick? 715 00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:45,560 Brandon's the only guy that does a hook shot in pool. 716 00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:46,560 That was great. 717 00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:47,560 Oh, you saw me. 718 00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:48,560 I was trying so hard. 719 00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:49,560 It took me the whole open mic. 720 00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:52,560 I was trying to figure it out. 721 00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:54,560 It looked like you were trying to get the buggy out. 722 00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:55,560 Yeah, it was bad. 723 00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:56,560 I figured it out, though. 724 00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:58,560 We got them all in the hole, so. 725 00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:00,560 It's hard to find that hole. 726 00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:01,560 Yeah, it was very hard. 727 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:02,560 It'll escape you. 728 00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:04,560 Not many times it took me to get it in that hole. 729 00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:06,560 Not many times. 730 00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:08,560 Especially when there are six. 731 00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:11,560 I was like, that's not the wrong way. 732 00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:15,560 There's a little adult nursery rhyme that you can find if you can't find the hole. 733 00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:16,560 Tell us. 734 00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:19,560 One little adult nursery rhyme you can find to find the hole. 735 00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:20,560 Hit us with it. 736 00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:21,560 Or nothing more. 737 00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:29,560 Twinkle, twinkle little hole, how I wonder where you are. 738 00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:30,560 That was beautiful. 739 00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:32,560 That was beautiful. 740 00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:36,560 That's the official whack. 741 00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:38,560 That is an adult nursery rhyme. 742 00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:40,560 For y'all that don't know, I do adult nursery rhymes. 743 00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:43,560 And I got an adult nursery rhyme for almost every situation. 744 00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:44,560 Oh, hell yeah, dude. 745 00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:45,560 And it's so good. 746 00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:48,560 When you come back, you coming out tonight? 747 00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:51,560 I won't be back into comedy until in April. 748 00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:54,560 But when I come back, I'm coming back with fire. 749 00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:55,560 Oh, shit. 750 00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:56,560 You been writing some stuff? 751 00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:57,560 I've been writing. 752 00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:02,560 I've been fixing some of my rhymes, not rhymes, some of my jokes up and taking some stuff 753 00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:03,560 out. 754 00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:06,560 Because I noticed that throughout the years, there's some stuff that don't get last. 755 00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:09,560 And it's just pointless of me saying inside of my jokes. 756 00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:10,560 So I'm like, okay, let me take that out. 757 00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:12,560 But I'm going to keep this portion of the joke. 758 00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:13,560 Cutting the fat. 759 00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:18,560 And then I add something else to that joke in the beginning or behind it to add more 760 00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:19,560 funny. 761 00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:21,560 So that's what I've been doing to my jokes. 762 00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:25,560 I got lots of my same jokes, but some of them might be a little different. 763 00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:26,560 The Jamaican fortune cookie. 764 00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:27,560 I found more ways to do that. 765 00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:31,560 I'm not going to say it right now because that's going to be a surprise when I can say it. 766 00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:32,560 I can't wait to hear it. 767 00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:34,560 I want to hear all these new jokes, man. 768 00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:36,560 The new, the old. 769 00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:38,560 Yeah, I'm going to do new, old. 770 00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:40,560 You don't know what I'm going to come out with. 771 00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:43,560 Like I said, my comedy is all over the place. 772 00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:47,560 I love hearing people like you got the outrageous comedy. 773 00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:49,560 I'm just like, wow, really? 774 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:50,560 Oh my God. 775 00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:55,560 You and Brandy go to school together, right? 776 00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:56,560 Yeah. 777 00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:57,560 Yes, we do. 778 00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:58,560 Juniors. 779 00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:02,560 And you're a trombone player and one of the best bands in the world. 780 00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:03,560 The best band. 781 00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:04,560 Okay, my bad. 782 00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:06,560 You're talking about the L.M.A. 783 00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:08,560 Yeah, watching them. 784 00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:09,560 M.M.W. 785 00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:10,560 Yeah. 786 00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:11,560 Bulldogs. 787 00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:12,560 Bulldogs. 788 00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:13,560 To the day I die. 789 00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:14,560 It's charges over here. 790 00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:15,560 Yeah, I don't know. 791 00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:18,560 I'm not as enthusiastic about that, dude. 792 00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:19,560 We don't really have anything. 793 00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:21,560 It's in our blood. 794 00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:24,560 I was thinking about this the other day, right? 795 00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:26,560 The University of Alabama system. 796 00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:32,560 So you got the University of Alabama, then UAH in Huntsville, and then UAB in Birmingham. 797 00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:37,560 University of Alabama has one of the most successful football programs in history. 798 00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:42,560 And their mascot is the Crimson Tide, an ocean full of the blood of their enemies. 799 00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,560 UAB, they're the Blazers. 800 00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:46,560 They have a fucking dragon. 801 00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:47,560 We got a horse, man. 802 00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:48,560 Damn. 803 00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:49,560 We got a horse, dude. 804 00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:51,560 And first of all, what the fuck? 805 00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:53,560 Like what does a horse represent, dude? 806 00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:54,560 I know. 807 00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:55,560 Stamina. 808 00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:56,560 They got stamina. 809 00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:57,560 I mean horses are. 810 00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:58,560 Ain't y'all good at trotting? 811 00:33:58,560 --> 00:33:59,560 Some, dude. 812 00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:00,560 Some. 813 00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:01,560 You got the style. 814 00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:02,560 My girlfriend does horses, bro. 815 00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:05,560 Some of the horses, not that great, dude. 816 00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:06,560 I like that Friesian, though. 817 00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,560 It's imported from the Netherlands, man. 818 00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:10,560 That's like a, that's a expensive ass horse. 819 00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:11,560 What's it called? 820 00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:12,560 Friesian, dude. 821 00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:13,560 Friesian? 822 00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:14,560 Yeah, F-R-E-S. 823 00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:16,560 Hold on, let's see. 824 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:17,560 F-R-E-S? 825 00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:18,560 I-A-N. 826 00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:21,560 I think that's how you spell it. 827 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:22,560 Friesian horse, yeah. 828 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:23,560 I think they're Dutch, dude. 829 00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:24,560 I have never heard of. 830 00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:26,560 Look at how beautiful that thing is, man. 831 00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:27,560 Wow. 832 00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:29,560 They braid it's, look at that fucking thing. 833 00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:30,560 That's a My Little Pony, bro. 834 00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:31,560 That is a good horse, right there. 835 00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:32,560 That's what I'm saying. 836 00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:33,560 Look at that horse. 837 00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,560 If you're gonna get a horse, that's the one to get. 838 00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:36,560 That's probably an expensive horse, too. 839 00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:37,560 That's probably the most expensive. 840 00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:38,560 That's like the. 841 00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:39,560 She got a lace front. 842 00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:40,560 The Bugatti of horses. 843 00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:42,560 Yeah, they flew it in on a plane, bro. 844 00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:43,560 From the Netherlands. 845 00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:44,560 It probably was in first class and everything. 846 00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:45,560 All right. 847 00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:46,560 Going to a horse like that. 848 00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:47,560 Jet Blue, first class. 849 00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:48,560 Would you like some horse chips? 850 00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:49,560 Would you like some horse chips? 851 00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:55,840 Would you like some horse hors d'oeuvres? 852 00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:57,560 People had to sit behind this fucking thing. 853 00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:00,560 I was thinking, what if somebody went up like, hey, excuse me, man. 854 00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:01,560 I mean, turn around. 855 00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:02,560 Oh, that's a fucking horse. 856 00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:03,560 Never mind. 857 00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:06,240 What happens if you hit turbulence with a fucking horse in the plane, dude? 858 00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:07,240 It goes crazy, right? 859 00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:08,240 Because they spook easily. 860 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:09,240 Yeah? 861 00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:10,240 Because you can see the braid. 862 00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:11,240 They have to be braided. 863 00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:13,200 They sedate it, you think? 864 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,560 I don't know, but they have to be braised in there for sure. 865 00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:16,560 Yeah. 866 00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:17,880 So they can't get out and tear up the. 867 00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:18,880 Locked in. 868 00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:23,400 I can actually imagine the horse, if it was in the people area, just walking through, 869 00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:26,400 just hitting its tail on everybody that walked by. 870 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:27,400 It's like, come on, man. 871 00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:29,320 Why y'all got the horse up in here and everything? 872 00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:30,320 Probably the shit. 873 00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:32,320 Y'all were going to say you know it's going to shit. 874 00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:33,320 Yeah. 875 00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:38,320 When a male horse pisses, it has to lower down its penis. 876 00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:40,560 It un-retracts it. 877 00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:42,360 It straightens it out. 878 00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:43,360 Un-retracts. 879 00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:44,360 Un-sheaths it, essentially. 880 00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:45,360 Makes himself bigger. 881 00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:46,360 I've seen it. 882 00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:47,360 I watched it. 883 00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:48,360 A little bit too much. 884 00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:49,360 I was very intrigued. 885 00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:50,360 What? 886 00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:51,360 Hey, man. 887 00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:52,360 No? 888 00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:53,360 I bet you every male wishes they could do that. 889 00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:54,360 Hey, man, dude, you got to learn. 890 00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:55,360 You got to learn. 891 00:35:55,360 --> 00:36:00,360 I bet you every male wishes they can do that just makes themselves bigger. 892 00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:01,360 Okay. 893 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:04,360 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 894 00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:06,920 So what are we trying to do one more time? 895 00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:08,560 I don't know why my mind just let me. 896 00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:09,560 It was just. 897 00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:10,560 Yeah. 898 00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:11,560 So what's happening? 899 00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:12,560 What are we trying to do again? 900 00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:15,560 He says the male horses, when they got to pee, it basically makes itself big. 901 00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:18,760 And I'm just like, I bet every male wishes they can do that. 902 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:19,760 Oh, yeah. 903 00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:20,760 You know, yeah. 904 00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:22,960 But it sucks if you can only do it to piss. 905 00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:23,960 Yeah. 906 00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:24,960 Yeah. 907 00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:27,920 Because you can't, if you try to piss hard, that's just a whole nother. 908 00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:28,920 There's going to be pee everywhere. 909 00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:29,920 Oh, man. 910 00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:30,920 Goodness. 911 00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:31,920 You're going to be a nightmare. 912 00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:32,920 You got to stand at a certain angle. 913 00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:33,920 Put your hands on the wall. 914 00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:34,920 It's a sad story. 915 00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:35,920 It's a process. 916 00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:36,920 That's a sad scary story. 917 00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:37,920 Multiple steps involved. 918 00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:38,920 Nobody's happy, dude. 919 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:46,680 And of course, that's the one time I forget to fucking put the seat back down. 920 00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:49,520 Talk about that. 921 00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:50,520 There's piss on the floor. 922 00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:51,800 I don't want to clean it up either. 923 00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:53,280 OK, it's not my fault. 924 00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:54,720 Shit, if it was that. 925 00:36:54,720 --> 00:36:55,720 I'm sorry. 926 00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:57,280 It was a rough week. 927 00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:58,280 They will call me right up. 928 00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:00,760 Hey, Brandon, we need you to clean this piss up right now. 929 00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:01,760 Somebody got it all over the floor. 930 00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:02,760 I'm like, fuck. 931 00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:03,760 They call you for that? 932 00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:04,760 Oh, hell, you do. 933 00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:06,320 One time somebody flooded a urinal. 934 00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:07,720 How do you do that? 935 00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:11,080 It was like filling all the way up and I was trying to sling it. 936 00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:12,080 And then it started leaking. 937 00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:13,080 I was like, bro, what am I going to do? 938 00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:14,080 Can you plunge a urinal, dude? 939 00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:15,880 I had to try my best. 940 00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:18,480 I just don't think about a urinal getting stopped up. 941 00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:20,480 That has to be some big piss, bro. 942 00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:22,480 That has to be some diabetes piss. 943 00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:24,480 They had to have something in there. 944 00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:26,480 I don't know what they had, man, but it was horrible. 945 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:29,080 They flushed something down that toilet. 946 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:33,240 They passed like 12 kidney stones into the urinal, bro. 947 00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:34,240 That was blood. 948 00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:35,240 They should have went to the other one. 949 00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:36,240 That was, ugh. 950 00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:39,880 Oh, was it the short one, too, so you could bend down to get it? 951 00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:40,880 No, no, I was getting my deal. 952 00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:41,880 I was like, fuck that. 953 00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:44,880 And every time it would get off, because it was flooding. 954 00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:45,880 I was like, fuck this shit. 955 00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:46,880 Oh my God. 956 00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:47,880 No, that's when I ran out. 957 00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:49,880 And then I had to get like, and then I was like, what do I do? 958 00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:51,880 And everybody's like, I don't know, Brandon, what are you doing? 959 00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:52,880 I'm like, what the fuck? 960 00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:53,880 This is just, whatever, man. 961 00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:56,120 So I go up there and figured it out. 962 00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:57,120 I got a mop bucket. 963 00:37:57,120 --> 00:38:00,120 And they were like, we're not giving you a sub this time. 964 00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:01,120 I was like, okay. 965 00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:02,120 What? 966 00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:03,120 A sub? 967 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:04,120 Because you remember last time in Ramain. 968 00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:06,720 They give this person shit off the walls, they give them a free sub. 969 00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:10,680 But obviously, like Brandon said, who the fuck wants to eat after you just clean the 970 00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:11,680 shelf? 971 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:12,680 Apparently they got the memo. 972 00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:13,680 I don't know. 973 00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:16,360 And they didn't, they specifically told you they weren't going to give you a free sub 974 00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:17,360 for the piss situation? 975 00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:21,920 No, but you can tell when you see somebody, because you look up, no, no, no, nothing this 976 00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:22,920 time. 977 00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:25,200 So they bribe you for cleaning up horrible shit. 978 00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:26,200 Every time. 979 00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:27,200 Every time. 980 00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:30,120 I remember there was a homeless lady taking the shower, rubbing the stuff. 981 00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:31,120 It was bad. 982 00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:32,320 Then they called me. 983 00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:34,320 They make you clean the women's restroom too? 984 00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:35,320 Oh yeah. 985 00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:36,320 I got cleaned it all. 986 00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:37,320 Damn, dude. 987 00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:38,320 Brandon, you get a raise yet? 988 00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:39,360 A little bit. 989 00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:42,120 You talk to them and tell them that you wanted a raise? 990 00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:43,120 No, I'm coming back tomorrow. 991 00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:44,120 I'll talk to them tomorrow. 992 00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:45,120 Hell yeah. 993 00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:46,120 You tell them. 994 00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:47,120 You bet. 995 00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:48,120 You want that promotion to get a raise. 996 00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:49,120 I've been here for too long. 997 00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:50,120 You right. 998 00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:51,120 I'm a grown ass man now. 999 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:52,120 I'm 21 years old. 1000 00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:53,120 Yeah. 1001 00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:54,120 I want a fucking raise. 1002 00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:57,280 I want to be paid like a person who comes in here and gets a job. 1003 00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:58,280 And that's a raise for you. 1004 00:38:58,280 --> 00:38:59,280 No, but for real, do that Brandon. 1005 00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:00,280 I'm dead serious. 1006 00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:01,280 And what are they going to say? 1007 00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:02,280 No? 1008 00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:03,280 No. 1009 00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:04,280 You can go get a job somewhere else. 1010 00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:05,280 True. 1011 00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:06,280 Everywhere is hiring. 1012 00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:07,840 Everywhere will hire a 21 year old. 1013 00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:08,840 You right. 1014 00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:10,520 Especially a college 21 year old. 1015 00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:11,520 Oh yeah. 1016 00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:12,520 That's what I'll do then. 1017 00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:16,880 And you already got the pool in Publix. 1018 00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:20,880 And if they want to act up and not give you this raise, I mean just tell them I'm going 1019 00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:23,320 to have to look for a different job because I have to make more money. 1020 00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:24,320 Okay. 1021 00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,240 We'll invite them on the podcast. 1022 00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:27,240 Debate them live. 1023 00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:28,240 Yeah. 1024 00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:29,440 About why you should get a raise dude. 1025 00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:30,440 Okay. 1026 00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:33,120 I'm not talking about a fucking quarter raise either dude. 1027 00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:34,360 I'm talking about a raise. 1028 00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:35,440 You need to get paid. 1029 00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:39,680 You need to look up how much the person, whoever the newest person is, how much they got paid, 1030 00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:41,360 how much they're getting paid. 1031 00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:42,360 That's the minimum. 1032 00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:43,360 You ask for a dollar more than that. 1033 00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:44,360 Yeah. 1034 00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:45,360 You ask for a dollar more than that. 1035 00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:48,880 And if they say they don't want to give you what they're giving, the rate that they're 1036 00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:53,120 giving people right now, I'm like, well I'll just quit and go get a job that has this rate. 1037 00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:54,360 You're worth more than that man. 1038 00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:55,360 Hell yeah. 1039 00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:56,360 Or request a transfer dude. 1040 00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:57,360 Yeah. 1041 00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:58,360 Yeah. 1042 00:39:58,360 --> 00:39:59,360 I might go to that Harvest one. 1043 00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:01,680 I'm out to Harvest, I know some people out there dude. 1044 00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:04,760 They don't like me but I'll get Blake to talk to them. 1045 00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:07,240 I'll get Blake to talk to them dude, don't even worry about it. 1046 00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:09,240 Plus the other, everybody left and went there. 1047 00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:10,240 I said probably I found out. 1048 00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:11,240 I was like shit. 1049 00:40:11,240 --> 00:40:12,240 That's a place to be man. 1050 00:40:12,240 --> 00:40:13,240 Yeah, that's a good one. 1051 00:40:13,240 --> 00:40:14,240 I found out so I might go there. 1052 00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:15,240 Yeah. 1053 00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:16,240 Do that, it's close. 1054 00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:17,240 Hell yeah. 1055 00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:20,200 All right so JJ, I know you got to get out of here. 1056 00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:22,200 Oh shit, what time is it dude? 1057 00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:23,200 3.26. 1058 00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:24,200 Okay. 1059 00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:25,200 Yeah. 1060 00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:26,200 What time? 1061 00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:27,200 What time you want to stop? 1062 00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:29,640 We can keep going for like five more minutes. 1063 00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:30,640 Okay. 1064 00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:31,640 If you want to. 1065 00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:32,640 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1066 00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:33,640 Well we got this stuff to talk about. 1067 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:34,640 Let's see what we can do. 1068 00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,640 I think we got to talk about the Chattanooga trip. 1069 00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:37,640 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1070 00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:38,640 I think we got to talk about the Chattanooga trip. 1071 00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:39,640 Brandon had a lot of fun. 1072 00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:41,640 You didn't notice, you get to sit in on this. 1073 00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:42,640 Yes I did. 1074 00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:43,640 All right. 1075 00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:44,640 I'll just watch. 1076 00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:49,360 So we went down to Chattanooga, me, Alex was driving, JJ, Brandon, right? 1077 00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:51,720 And Jake and Raina met us down there. 1078 00:40:51,720 --> 00:40:55,640 And so we go down there, we hit two mics up, they're going well, we do good, everybody's 1079 00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:57,240 having a good time. 1080 00:40:57,240 --> 00:41:00,680 Brandon gets a little, he gets a little fucked up dude. 1081 00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:01,800 A little too fucked up. 1082 00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:03,600 He gets a little lit, Brandon. 1083 00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:04,600 Brandon tell the people what happened. 1084 00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:05,600 I want to tell you what happened. 1085 00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:07,720 So I was talking to Jake and it was like a video game. 1086 00:41:07,720 --> 00:41:11,680 If you ever played Red Dead Redemption 2, it was like that scene when he fell over. 1087 00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:13,840 I looked over and now I know it just a spin. 1088 00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:16,600 I fell on the ground like, and I just hear people yelling. 1089 00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:18,920 I was like, what's going on? 1090 00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:20,400 And then five minutes later I hear Dom. 1091 00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:22,120 He's like, all right, hold on, get him up, get him up. 1092 00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:23,120 I just hear the background. 1093 00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:24,120 I'm sorry, Brandon. 1094 00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:25,120 I know. 1095 00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:27,240 I knew he was going to be fucked up like this. 1096 00:41:27,240 --> 00:41:29,020 We walking, somebody checking. 1097 00:41:29,020 --> 00:41:30,020 And then we got to the car. 1098 00:41:30,020 --> 00:41:31,020 Hold up, hold up. 1099 00:41:31,020 --> 00:41:33,400 I threw up out the car all over there. 1100 00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:35,040 And then we were driving. 1101 00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:36,960 And then after that I decided to chuck some Gatorade. 1102 00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:38,440 I was like, maybe this will help. 1103 00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:39,440 No it didn't help. 1104 00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:41,400 I was so confused the entire time. 1105 00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:44,280 Brandon started dying, projectile vomiting. 1106 00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:46,040 The bartender didn't have shoes on. 1107 00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:48,200 She kept calling us gay, man. 1108 00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:49,200 It was a situation. 1109 00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:50,200 I didn't know that theme. 1110 00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:51,200 Really? 1111 00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:54,120 Like they were like, they said, they said, all you guys want to jack off on a cookie 1112 00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:55,600 and eat it because we were sitting in the back. 1113 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:57,920 But everybody else was sitting in the back too. 1114 00:41:57,920 --> 00:41:59,920 It was like 20 people back there. 1115 00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:00,920 Unfair. 1116 00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:01,920 Why are you targeting us? 1117 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:02,920 Yeah. 1118 00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:06,840 I don't want to be questioning my sexuality on Thursday night. 1119 00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:08,360 This fucking sucks. 1120 00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:11,960 And then Alex saved our lives. 1121 00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:13,680 Alex saved our lives, man. 1122 00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:14,680 Thank you, Alex. 1123 00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:15,680 Thank you, Alex. 1124 00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:16,680 Alex Z. 1125 00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:20,640 Dude, we would have been wiped off the face of this planet if it hadn't been for his reaction 1126 00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:21,640 time. 1127 00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:26,040 We were on the way back and you know, it's a highway. 1128 00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:30,320 So there's two lanes going one way, a grass median, and then two lanes going the other 1129 00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:31,320 way. 1130 00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:38,360 A cop was chasing a car on the other side, but it veered over onto our side and was like 1131 00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:40,320 about to hit us dead on. 1132 00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:42,680 We're going like 75, they're going 90. 1133 00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:44,480 There was no chance we would have lived. 1134 00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:46,400 But the cop didn't have his fucking siren on. 1135 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:47,400 Didn't have his siren on. 1136 00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:50,720 He had like the blue lights on, but you couldn't hear the siren? 1137 00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:54,720 And then we're looking and Alex is like, oh, there's a cop over there. 1138 00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:56,760 And I'm looking, I'm like, hold on, hold on. 1139 00:42:56,760 --> 00:43:00,320 That car is on our side of the road, like coming straight at us. 1140 00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:03,560 He pushed on the brake real quick, got in the right lane and went up. 1141 00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:04,600 That car didn't even budge. 1142 00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:08,120 So if we wouldn't have saw it, like it was like in a split second, like probably less 1143 00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:10,120 than a second that he got over. 1144 00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:11,120 Yeah. 1145 00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:13,560 Would have took us all out. 1146 00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:14,840 I'm so glad he kept his siren on. 1147 00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:15,840 The whole podcast. 1148 00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:16,840 Hell yeah. 1149 00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:17,840 Would have ended. 1150 00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:20,920 All three of the members would have died. 1151 00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:21,920 That's terrifying, man. 1152 00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:22,920 It would have been an Asian driver. 1153 00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:24,240 Man, it took the drunk right out of me. 1154 00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:27,040 That looks female. 1155 00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:29,720 That is why you should always pay attention to driving laws. 1156 00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:30,720 Oh, fuck yeah. 1157 00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:32,520 Dude, as soon as that happened, I was done. 1158 00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:33,520 I just woke up, all right. 1159 00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:34,520 It sobered Brandon up. 1160 00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:35,520 Oh, quick. 1161 00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:36,520 I got him. 1162 00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:37,520 I'm like, that took it all out of me. 1163 00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:38,520 What's up, y'all? 1164 00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:39,520 What's going on? 1165 00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:40,520 So we found a way to sober you up fast. 1166 00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:41,520 I don't prefer it, man. 1167 00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:44,400 I don't prefer it, but. 1168 00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:47,440 Before that, Brandon was passed out in my lap in the backseat. 1169 00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:48,440 We got a picture. 1170 00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:49,440 Just scare Brandon to death. 1171 00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:56,440 Oh, please don't put that picture in there. 1172 00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:57,440 I don't know what. 1173 00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:58,440 OK. 1174 00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:00,560 You've probably already seen the image at this point, dude. 1175 00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:05,440 I don't know what happened to make my head look like that, dude, but I'm sorry. 1176 00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:08,520 It wasn't any easier for me to see than it was for y'all. 1177 00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:10,280 I don't know what the fuck happened. 1178 00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:13,200 I'm actually jealous of this little trip that y'all took. 1179 00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:14,800 Well, we need you back, Dante. 1180 00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:15,800 We miss you, man. 1181 00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:16,800 I'm going to be back. 1182 00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:17,800 We do. 1183 00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:18,800 Definitely taking trips with y'all. 1184 00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:19,800 Oh, yeah, yeah. 1185 00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:20,800 We'll have a good time. 1186 00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:21,800 Chattanooga is real cool. 1187 00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:22,800 They always have us back. 1188 00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:23,800 Birmingham's always been. 1189 00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:24,800 Oh, yeah. 1190 00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:27,800 Shout out to Jett Tatum for getting us on his mic and sending the list over. 1191 00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:33,800 Jett got us on his mic and gave our names over to the second mic so we can get frontloaded. 1192 00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:34,800 That was really cool. 1193 00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:36,800 Go watch his podcast, Jett Tonight. 1194 00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:37,800 Hell yeah. 1195 00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:38,800 Watch that shit. 1196 00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:39,800 It's good. 1197 00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:40,800 Hell yeah. 1198 00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:41,800 All right, guys. 1199 00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:42,800 That's all of us. 1200 00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:43,800 Brandon, I'm so excited. 1201 00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:44,800 Brandon. 1202 00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:45,800 We're so excited. 1203 00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:46,800 We've been geeking about this for a while. 1204 00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:47,800 I'm excited. 1205 00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:48,800 You are the new Black Panther. 1206 00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:49,800 Wakanda forever. 1207 00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:50,800 Wakanda forever. 1208 00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:51,800 You got to do it like that. 1209 00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:52,800 Wakanda forever. 1210 00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:53,800 Wakanda forever. 1211 00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:54,800 Wakanda. 1212 00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:55,800 Yeah. 1213 00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:56,800 Yeah. 1214 00:44:56,800 --> 00:45:19,800 Yeah.