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Yeah, I beat every Catholic kid in the state of Alabama one year at the 400 meter.

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Gang gang walk.

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And that was pretty cool.

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When you're Protestant, you go to Catholic school, everybody else gets a snack at church,

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and you get like a pat from a pedophile, you know?

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That's wild.

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That's what they do in the exchange.

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This is the Clown College Podcast.

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We're just a couple open micers trying to make our way through the scene.

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Where we interview comedians throughout different stages of their comedy career,

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no matter if they're open micers, headliners, or traveling comedians.

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I'm here too.

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Jamie 2.0, I just talk a lot more.

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Damn it, Brandon.

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Go sit in the corner.

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I've never lived long enough.

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Eww.

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I'm gonna get these cords worked out.

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It's like just a big ass coil of shit right here, dude.

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A rolly chair goes over it, we're on carpet.

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It's a catastrophe waiting to happen, man.

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Hell yeah.

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It's like Twister.

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It's like Saw for mild inconveniences.

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It's like fuck, dude.

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I gotta re-plug that in.

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Gotta adjust my seat, dude.

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One of the lights went out.

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It's flickering.

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There it is, as soon as you said it.

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That's the ghost shit, is that?

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Oh shit, dude.

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You brought it to life.

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That's crazy, I didn't even do anything.

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Man, that's crazy.

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Some of that invisible throw up, dude.

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Gotta get right back on.

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Because look, we were talking about earlier,

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craziest thing you saw at a church.

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So my mom used to be a pastor, right?

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And it was Christian non-denominational.

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But they did some weird shit.

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So we would max out of like six people.

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And this big ass church too, it was an old daycare.

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Like a Christian daycare.

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They had like a Catholic daycare.

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It had the church part too.

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The sanctuary.

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Yeah, and then the daycare roof caved in.

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So they sold it to my mom for real cheap.

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We had this huge fucking church.

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And they're literally, at max, these six people.

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But they used to like, whenever they catch the Holy Spirit

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or whatever, they would run around, you know,

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do the whole speaking in tongues thing.

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And I remember at one point, they were acting like

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they were throwing up their demons.

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And then they would throw them up.

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And then my mom would come over with paper towels

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and act like she's picking up the fake throw up of the demon

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and putting it in the trash.

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And she'd be like, don't go over there.

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That's the evil spirit.

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Contaminated.

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So, you know, sometimes, you know, mental health is important.

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So how old were you when this happened?

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Dude, that was all, I stopped going to church, I believe,

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when I was like 13 and 14.

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So from the whole time I was growing up,

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she became a pastor like, almost until I can remember.

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But definitely like when we were in grade school,

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so like third or fourth grade, like when D-Lo,

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it would literally just be me, D-Lo, and Jermaine,

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which is all my boys.

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And we would just be there.

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And before she had the church,

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she would have service in her living room, in our living room.

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We're just us kids and maybe one other woman named Cynthia.

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Shout out to Cynthia.

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Shout out to Cynthia.

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Hello.

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And she would always speak in tongues,

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and it sounded like she was just naming the days of the week.

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Shut up on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, or...

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Like auctioneers?

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Yeah, that's exactly how it was sound.

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And then so everybody, they were, my friends were like,

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damn, we got to get up and go to church in the morning.

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But it's literally in our living room.

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We would set up concert-sized speakers, a big-ass amplifier,

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and she would sing.

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even though she's white, treated it like a Black church.

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And she would sing for 30 minutes.

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And then we all had to do the thing, clapping and shit.

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My older brother and sister didn't have to come.

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And then she would do a whole service.

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is we would go to Ryan's Steakhouse afterwards.

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Or Bonanza.

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Or one of these things, like, oh, dude, we're about to eat, though.

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What is Bonanza?

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Yeah, what's that?

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It's like a Ponderosa.

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It's a Ponderosa?

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It's like Ryan's.

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It's like a buffet.

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Oh, I love Ryan's.

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I used to go there all the time.

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Yeah, dude, Ryan's is the shit.

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Cornbread was the shit there.

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They've been closed for a while.

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Yeah, I miss it.

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That pandemic, I think, right?

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I don't think it was there.

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It was a little bit before.

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It was like 2017, I think.

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Don't even question it, bro.

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Yeah, I don't know.

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It's the year.

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If it's dates, Brandon knows.

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I used to eat there all the time.

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What was your favorite thing to eat there, Brandon?

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Cornbread.

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You had a good recipe.

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I remember it like it was yesterday, man.

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Like, it was so good.

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And then they had some good steak.

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Yeah, hell yeah.

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Prime rib, they would have.

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Prime rib.

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Kibachi sometimes?

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You have Asian part, you got the American part, you got a fucking decked out dessert.

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I don't eat dessert, but they had everything that you would want in dessert.

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It was the shit.

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I should have went there.

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Oh, yeah, the ice cream.

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Man, I used to.

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You know me, man.

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I love it.

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I know.

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Salt-serve strawberry.

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That's not everywhere.

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That's a rarity.

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And you know what, dude?

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That's what I can appreciate.

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A fine establishment that goes the extra mile, dude.

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It's the little things.

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Come on, man.

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Customer experience.

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The Ryan Steakhouse.

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Hell yeah.

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What about Shoney's?

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You remember Shoney's?

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Oh, man, that was some good shit, man.

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That's how we found out my sister was coming that day.

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Like, your mom was coming.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, she delivered the news that day.

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Oh, saying that she was going to be born.

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She softened you up with Shoney's.

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I just thought you meant she coming to the place.

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I thought I was born more to the store.

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Yeah, I don't.

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She came that.

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No, that's some shit.

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No.

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No, I wasn't even saying that.

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I was just saying coming to, like coming to a place.

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Oh, man, this is crazy.

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I don't know.

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We digging holes.

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I'm digging holes.

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I love that movie.

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You seen holes?

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Oh, man.

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This is a great movie.

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I've seen that.

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I'm tired, Grandpa.

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Well, that's too damn bad.

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Last time was 2007.

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Other than that, I've never seen it.

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So basically, I have to watch it again.

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I know the dude from Transformers.

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Shia LaBeouf.

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Shia LaBeouf.

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How you say it?

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Shia LaBeouf.

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Shia LaBluff.

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Just do it.

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It's definitely not that.

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Shia LaBeouf.

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Yeah, you said LaBluff.

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Just do it.

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Only one L, dude.

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So what movies, you know, Kimberly Wilson.

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Yeah, yeah, shout out, Kimberly.

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Shout out.

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She's doing a podcast about movies.

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And then so you watch the movie and then you go in there and give her five time stamps

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and you guys talk about this movie.

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What will be your movies?

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Well, should it be a movie I've already seen or a movie I've never seen?

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Yeah, you want it to be your favorite movie or your guilty pleasure movie.

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Oh, my favorite movie.

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I would say it's a movie that you've watched the most.

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That's what I did.

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It has to be.

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It would be something that you watch the most because you know it.

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If you watch something more than, you know, 20, 30 times, you know things that other people didn't know.

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There's no movie.

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I've never seen a movie 20 times.

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Really?

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Really.

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Probably not even 10.

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Really?

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No, I'm not.

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It's too much, man.

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I already know what happens.

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Yeah, but like some movies are layered.

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My mind is scary movie, the first one.

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I would literally watch it every time it ever came on TV or every time I see it, I could

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watch it and find a new spot.

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Oh, dude, I didn't notice this.

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Like if I tell you some of the scenes out there, I guarantee if you watched it right

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now and then tomorrow, I pointed out these things, you'd be like, I had no idea that

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But I can do that with TV shows.

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I watch a TV show a whole bunch of times.

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Really?

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But not a movie.

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Because the movie is just too long in one sitting.

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And if I'm watching a movie, I'm not going to watch half of it now and half of it later.

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Like, I just don't.

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Yeah, those new movies are like three hours long.

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But like 90, early 2000 movies were like, oh, I guess you guys weren't born.

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But they were more like a minute, I mean, an hour and 30, hour and 45.

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And then like the Titanic was like two and a half hours, but it came in two different

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Wait, so wait, did you watch the Avengers, the end game?

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Yeah, I watched it.

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That was like.

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But that's different.

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That's action packed.

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All the universe coming to a close right there.

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That's worth it could have been four hours and I would have sat through that.

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We've all drank enough Red Forty to enjoy it.

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I'm going to watch it then.

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I'm going to watch it.

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I've seen the Civil War, but not that one.

271
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So that guy just blows my mind.

272
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Yeah.

273
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Infinity War.

274
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That is the one to watch.

275
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I've seen all of them but that and the end game.

276
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Infinity War and end game are.

277
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The only ones you really need to watch.

278
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Yeah, dude.

279
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Have you seen Civil War if you haven't even if you haven't seen the other Avengers?

280
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You brought you seen Ultron.

281
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So that that's that plays a big part in both.

282
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I've seen all the Iron Man.

283
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It was it was.

284
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I've seen the Iron Man.

285
00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:07,400
I remember when that came out and you see Spider-Man came in, you seen the Guardians

286
00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:08,400
of the Galaxy.

287
00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:09,400
Right.

288
00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:13,400
Well, you know, Batista is in Guardians of the Galaxy.

289
00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:15,400
Yeah, but Spider-Man is the best.

290
00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:18,400
I was talking about this earlier with my uncle.

291
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You know, the best Spider-Man was Toby Maguire.

292
00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:23,400
Did I say it right?

293
00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:24,400
Yeah, Toby Maguire.

294
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Oh, gee.

295
00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:26,400
That's the best.

296
00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:27,400
He was like, what about Andrew Groff?

297
00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,400
I thought, yeah, that good.

298
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But that dude was the best.

299
00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:31,400
Toby was my that was my life back then.

300
00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:34,400
I remember 2007 back in the good old days.

301
00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:37,400
Like back in the day, I used to have like the playset and all that shit, man.

302
00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:38,400
I was obsessed.

303
00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:42,400
So did you watch far from the new Spider-Man that came out with all of them?

304
00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:43,400
I saw that one.

305
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Yeah.

306
00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:45,400
Yeah.

307
00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:48,400
That was actually my that's where I saw my first date there.

308
00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:49,400
Oh, yeah.

309
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To see that.

310
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Yeah.

311
00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:52,400
Shout out.

312
00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:53,400
Shout out, Tina.

313
00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:54,400
Let me get a little applause.

314
00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:55,400
Yeah.

315
00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:56,400
Love blossoming, dude.

316
00:09:56,400 --> 00:10:00,400
I feel like that was one of the best movies they made with it.

317
00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,400
Listen to me.

318
00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:02,400
There's no way.

319
00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:03,400
I mean, it was good.

320
00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:05,400
And when I saw it in theaters, it was even better.

321
00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:07,400
But like you watch it, it's OK.

322
00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:12,400
But Infinity War and Endgame of comic book movies, I don't think you can get better.

323
00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:13,400
Yeah.

324
00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:15,400
Yeah, well, yeah.

325
00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:16,400
I mean, because it's everything.

326
00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:19,400
Dude, I mean, that took like years to create.

327
00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:20,400
Over 10, right?

328
00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:21,400
15 years?

329
00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:23,400
The first Iron Man to that.

330
00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:25,400
Like it was all building up to that one moment.

331
00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:28,400
That could probably never be even replicated.

332
00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:30,400
People want it too fast now.

333
00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:31,400
Yeah.

334
00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:33,400
And it was cool for what it was.

335
00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:37,400
But then all like the streaming and TV shows that you got to watch, keep up with it.

336
00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:38,400
It's like, fuck.

337
00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:39,400
I'm watching all that shit.

338
00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:40,400
Y'all got enough money, man.

339
00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:41,400
Yeah.

340
00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:44,400
Drop a movie once a year, make a billion dollars and that's it.

341
00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:45,400
And make it good.

342
00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:46,400
Exactly.

343
00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:48,400
Like you guys know the recipe to make them good.

344
00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:53,400
And then I also think on those, they should have, after Endgame, that should have been the end of that universe.

345
00:10:53,400 --> 00:11:01,400
Because it's comics and they keep on, no matter what comic you go read, the new one has nothing to do with the one that happened 15 years ago.

346
00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:04,400
Or the one that even happened in the series before.

347
00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:12,400
So why don't you just cut it all out and then you rebuild the Avengers or this whole universe with all the new stuff that you got with X-Men.

348
00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:18,400
You could do all this stuff and you just leave, or you could just leave Avengers alone altogether and you can just build up the X-Men.

349
00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:22,400
Because that's just the bigger franchise, way bigger than the franchise and Avengers was.

350
00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:25,400
And then you got that Fantastic Four.

351
00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:31,400
It hasn't been able to been done good, but dude, how many fucking big bosses that you can bring in there and have them?

352
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:36,400
Well, they have Witch's face from The Office play Mr. Fantastic.

353
00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:37,400
Yeah, because they're remaking it.

354
00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:38,400
Let me see.

355
00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:39,400
Oh yeah, yeah.

356
00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:41,400
The Doctor Strange movie.

357
00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:44,400
It was a Doctor Strange, but it was pretty much her movie.

358
00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:48,400
That movie pissed me off too because you could have just called it, that could have been just Scarlet Witch's movie.

359
00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:52,400
And it's like a House of M where she just kills everybody, which she pretty much did.

360
00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:54,400
So why don't you just make the movie that?

361
00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:59,400
I mean, Doctor Strange was like a side character in his own movie.

362
00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:03,400
Yeah, I don't know. I'm over there.

363
00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:05,400
Like I used to be really into it. I thought it was really cool.

364
00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:08,400
I go see all of them and now I don't really, who cares?

365
00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:12,400
Yeah, we had a whole group of friends here. We would go see every one when they came out, but then they start.

366
00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:13,400
Adults.

367
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,400
Yeah, adults. Grown people. 30 plus we used to go do it.

368
00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:19,400
I said, dude, when Endgame came out, I went and watched it day of.

369
00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:20,400
It was crazy.

370
00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:27,400
Like I was almost going to be late to the movie and this guy turning into the movie theater drove across the grass median

371
00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:32,400
and into like three oncoming traffic lanes to get to the theater on time.

372
00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:34,400
Like that's how big of a deal it was.

373
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:35,400
Dang.

374
00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:36,400
It's wild, dude.

375
00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:37,400
Damn.

376
00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:41,400
Bro, when Captain America picks up the fucking hammer, everybody went crazy.

377
00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:42,400
Yeah.

378
00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:48,400
And it was the same thing in Captain Marvel because Nick Fury says something about Huntsville, Alabama.

379
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,400
Like Huntsville, Alabama gets brought up. Everybody went nuts.

380
00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:51,400
Yeah.

381
00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:52,400
Because it was like the night people went crazy.

382
00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:53,400
Yeah.

383
00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:55,400
But that's the first time we've been mentioned in anything.

384
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,400
Oh, yeah. For a good reason.

385
00:12:57,400 --> 00:13:03,400
When it's in the news, it's like Montgomery brawl, some racial shit, IVF.

386
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:06,400
And just like nobody wants that, dude. Marvel.

387
00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:07,400
Let's go.

388
00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:08,400
Let's go.

389
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,400
We're in the Marvel movies here in Huntsville, Alabama.

390
00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:11,400
God damn it.

391
00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:18,400
I remember I saw Deadpool when it came out in theaters in 20, what was it, 2015, I think.

392
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:19,400
How old was I?

393
00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:20,400
10, 12 years old.

394
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,400
2016.

395
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:25,400
I remember my uncle took me there on accident. He saw it was going to be like Spider-Man or something.

396
00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:28,400
After we watched it, he was like, just don't tell your mom.

397
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:33,400
I'm like, hell yeah, because dude, there was literally people making out in front of us and everything, like during the whole show.

398
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:34,400
It was weird.

399
00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:35,400
You was watching them?

400
00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:36,400
Oh, you know it.

401
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:39,400
Back in the, yeah, my little ass was there.

402
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:44,400
I told you, man, I didn't know. I never saw it in person. So I was like, it was crazy.

403
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:45,400
Never even got out.

404
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:46,400
The Deadpool movies are probably the best ones.

405
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:47,400
Huh?

406
00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:49,400
The Deadpool movies are probably the best superhero movie.

407
00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:51,400
Oh yeah, because they're, yeah.

408
00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:55,400
They're actually good. Like they're funny. The story's good. It's just good.

409
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,400
You're going to see the new one with Wolverine in it?

410
00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:58,400
Oh, for sure.

411
00:13:58,400 --> 00:13:59,400
Yeah, me too.

412
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:00,400
That's going to be hilarious.

413
00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:01,400
I'm seeing it in the premiere, hopefully.

414
00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:02,400
Yeah?

415
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:03,400
Oh yeah.

416
00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:04,400
Let's go.

417
00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:05,400
Fuck yeah.

418
00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:06,400
Yeah, I'm down to go.

419
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:07,400
We'll get a big group to go.

420
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:08,400
I am down.

421
00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:11,400
We got to buy the tickets soon and we got to buy the ones, the ones you can drink in.

422
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,400
Yeah, no, we know.

423
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:18,400
No, I'm just saying because they're 21 and up, you don't have to deal with no fucking, you don't have to deal with any kids.

424
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,400
True.

425
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:27,400
And then you go up there, they bring like food out to you. They got it in the bottom row too where the kids, if there is any kids, they'll be, but you know, all up there.

426
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,400
Segregation.

427
00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:29,400
Yeah, dude.

428
00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:30,400
Separate but equal.

429
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:31,400
I don't have to deal with that shit.

430
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:32,400
It's fucked up.

431
00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:33,400
No crying.

432
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:36,400
Hell, it's messed up, dude. It's ages.

433
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:44,400
I don't want to have a kid, daddy, what's happening? You know? He's like, what's happening? What's happening there? Who is that? Who is that? I don't want to have to hear that.

434
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:48,400
Gosh, dude. I never want to hear Dom say daddy ever again. That was terrible.

435
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:49,400
What?

436
00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:53,400
It's fine. The context was fine, dude. It just sounded terrible.

437
00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:54,400
Yeah.

438
00:14:54,400 --> 00:15:05,400
Maybe there is an appropriate moment for a teacher to scratch their nails on a chalkboard to get the class's attention. That doesn't mean you want to hear it. Doesn't mean you want to hear the sound. I'm sorry for all our audio listeners, dude.

439
00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:08,400
You should get a neti pot and put bleach in.

440
00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:14,400
That threw me off. You remember that meme where that dude was like, that word chill?

441
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:16,400
Brandon, you keep saying that.

442
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:17,400
It's daddy. You can say that.

443
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:18,400
Yeah, fine. Fuck it. Daddy chill.

444
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:19,400
Yeah.

445
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:20,400
What the hell is even that?

446
00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:22,400
Yeah. What the hell is even that? That's what that is.

447
00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:23,400
What was that from, man?

448
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,400
I don't know.

449
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:27,400
Oh, that dude was like, yeah, I seen it was on a Snapchat thing or something.

450
00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:32,400
Pull it up. Pull it up, though, because my boys all say I look like the dude who said that.

451
00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:33,400
Oh, shit.

452
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:34,400
Daddy chill.

453
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:35,400
Not really, though.

454
00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:36,400
Look at that.

455
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:38,400
That's from my memory, at least.

456
00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:40,400
And then go to video.

457
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:41,400
You did not.

458
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:42,400
Oh, well.

459
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:43,400
Go to video.

460
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,400
Play it.

461
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:46,400
That looked like that a little bit.

462
00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:50,400
If you're a web designer, here are four Wix Studio features you gotta know.

463
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,400
Hell yeah.

464
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:52,400
It's gonna start.

465
00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:53,400
Mute that.

466
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:55,400
Oh, yeah. Mute that.

467
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:56,400
Nah, but you good.

468
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:58,400
Daddy chill.

469
00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,400
What the hell is even that?

470
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:01,400
My instant.

471
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,400
That reaction is so good, man.

472
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:04,400
It's so good.

473
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,400
What's that?

474
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,400
I feel like that's totally scripted.

475
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,400
No, because look, this is him for real right here.

476
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:15,400
Or I go by Tiffany Jade, which is the girl voice, AKA Daddy Chill.

477
00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:16,400
That's me.

478
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:18,400
I've been doing YouTube for about a few years.

479
00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:22,400
The video, the original video that the Daddy Chill was on, McJuggerNuggets.

480
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:23,400
Do you know who McJuggerNuggets says?

481
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,400
It was on his channel.

482
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,400
It was like a 30-minute walk.

483
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:26,400
There we go.

484
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:27,400
All right.

485
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:28,400
What?

486
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:29,400
But.

487
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:30,400
Yeah.

488
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:31,400
Dom's over there.

489
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:32,400
Yeah.

490
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:34,400
Well, yeah, that's what I said.

491
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,400
Daddy Chill.

492
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:36,400
That's hilarious.

493
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:37,400
That was good.

494
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:38,400
Yeah.

495
00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:39,400
That's an all-time classic, dude.

496
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:40,400
Oh, hell yeah.

497
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,400
I remember that as a kid.

498
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,400
It's funny.

499
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:43,400
That's crazy.

500
00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:47,400
When he says things like that, I'm like, dude, I was like at least 32.

501
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:50,400
Brandy speaks like a geriatric.

502
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:51,400
What's that?

503
00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:52,400
Like he's old as shit.

504
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:53,400
Oh, yeah.

505
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:54,400
I'm my old soul, man.

506
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:55,400
Yeah, we can tell, dude.

507
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:58,400
Like I remember I was talking about, I like, what would they call it?

508
00:16:58,400 --> 00:16:59,400
Men at Work?

509
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:01,400
You were like, Brandy, you know about this shit?

510
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:02,400
I'm like, dude, I can go to a nursery.

511
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,400
Nursing home.

512
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:04,400
He goes deep in his bag.

513
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:08,400
I can go to a nursing home with somebody and play some fucking, what's that dude's name?

514
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,400
Did the bebop shit.

515
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:10,400
What was his name?

516
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:11,400
What was his name?

517
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:12,400
Bismarcky?

518
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:13,400
Not Bismarcky.

519
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,400
No.

520
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,400
Oh, fuck.

521
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:16,400
No, man.

522
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:17,400
No.

523
00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:18,400
I can see it.

524
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,400
Damn.

525
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:20,400
But this was like Cab Calloway in the 30s.

526
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:23,400
I could be like, oh, that shit's a banger, man, on that sonogram.

527
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:24,400
He does have an old soul, man.

528
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,400
Yeah, he does.

529
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,400
He's got that recycled soul.

530
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:27,400
I love that.

531
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:30,400
You know, like the shit, you get like five times recycled in a little thing.

532
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,400
That's Brandon, dude.

533
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:32,400
He's seven times recycled.

534
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:33,400
Soul cycle.

535
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,400
Oh, shit.

536
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:35,400
I did all that for that.

537
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:36,400
It wasn't what I was doing.

538
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:37,400
I'm sorry.

539
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:38,400
Pull up a picture of this.

540
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,400
Yeah, that's Brandon.

541
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:40,400
Oh, fuck, man.

542
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:41,400
Damn.

543
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:42,400
We make mistakes.

544
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:45,400
This is what the podcast is about.

545
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:46,400
I can see it.

546
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:47,400
I can see it.

547
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,400
I can see it.

548
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,400
Brandon, we got to get you some of these chains, man.

549
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:50,400
What is on that?

550
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:51,400
Is that a scorpion?

551
00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:52,400
Wait, that looked like a spider.

552
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:53,400
Hold on.

553
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:54,400
Maybe this is a better one.

554
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,400
Yes, that's a scorpion.

555
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:56,400
You were exactly right.

556
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:57,400
What the hell?

557
00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,400
What is that?

558
00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:01,400
What is that DNA link chain?

559
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:02,400
What's that mean?

560
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:03,400
What's that?

561
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:04,400
What, DNA?

562
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:05,400
Oh, shit.

563
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:06,400
My bad.

564
00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:07,400
Hold on.

565
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:08,400
I thought it was like a brand or something when you said that.

566
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,400
You're like, man, is it the DNA link?

567
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,400
The double helix link, dude.

568
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,400
Oh, shit.

569
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:15,400
Yeah.

570
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:19,400
When they say you just a friend, I'm not going to say it all, but we don't.

571
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:20,400
He died?

572
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,400
Oh, yeah.

573
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,400
What?

574
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:23,400
He's dead.

575
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:24,400
I had no idea, man.

576
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:25,400
Yeah.

577
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:26,400
I forgot what happened.

578
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:28,400
Why would I say it like that?

579
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,400
64.

580
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:30,400
He wasn't that old.

581
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,400
No, 64 is not old, man.

582
00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:32,400
You got a little bit older with that.

583
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:33,400
How old is he?

584
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:34,400
I'm not sure.

585
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:35,400
Wait, so 1964.

586
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:36,400
57.

587
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,400
Oh, shit.

588
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:42,400
He was in his 50s because he would have been turning 60 this year.

589
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:43,400
Yeah.

590
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:44,400
Hell, yeah.

591
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:45,400
Burning his dates, man.

592
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:46,400
Yeah.

593
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:47,400
He's a beast.

594
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:48,400
Yeah.

595
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:52,400
It's because of like when your age comes, I'm like, okay, so 10 years from that.

596
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:53,400
Good.

597
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,400
There we go.

598
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:58,400
I'm like, whoa, we get to... It makes sense to him.

599
00:18:58,400 --> 00:18:59,400
Yeah.

600
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:00,400
And that's really all that matters.

601
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,400
That's all that matters.

602
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:02,400
You don't want to have to make sense to it.

603
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:03,400
Participation.

604
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:07,400
Brandon's got an insane amount of just mental schemas that we can't even comprehend, dude.

605
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:08,400
Oh, yeah.

606
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:09,400
Oh, yeah, man.

607
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:10,400
Oh, God.

608
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,400
They've been saying this since like first grade, right?

609
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:14,400
Damn, they hit you with that in first grade?

610
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:15,400
The teachers are like, man, there's something.

611
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:16,400
No, that dude is mine.

612
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:17,400
That's crazy.

613
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,400
I believe that.

614
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,400
You don't know what it is.

615
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:20,400
Put him in the special.

616
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:21,400
That's where I went.

617
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:27,400
And they were trying to like force me to draw on the... What was that thing where you draw

618
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,400
on the line?

619
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,400
They're like, make sure you get on the line, Brandon.

620
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:30,400
I'd be messing out there like make sure you...

621
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:31,400
Coloring?

622
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:32,400
No, no.

623
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:34,400
You know you... What is it when you drawing them words?

624
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:36,400
Like just, what are we going to draw?

625
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,400
Oh, just like practice writing the words.

626
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:42,400
Yeah, like when you're writing on the straight line, they would pull me out because I don't

627
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:45,400
know if they didn't approve of how I did it, but they're like, Brandon, you got to get

628
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:46,400
it on there straight.

629
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:47,400
I'm like, come on.

630
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:48,400
Well, it's probably just mental like that.

631
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:52,400
Because I was going all up and like, yeah, even by drawing now, you'll still see some

632
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,400
weird shit.

633
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,400
Aren't you left handed though?

634
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:55,400
Yes, I'm left handed.

635
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:56,400
Southpaw, dude.

636
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:57,400
Oh yeah, dude.

637
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,400
Southpaw is cool.

638
00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,400
That's really good.

639
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,400
It's a gift.

640
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,400
I love it.

641
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,400
It's a gift, dude.

642
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,400
You get them with that left hook?

643
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:05,400
Yes.

644
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,400
You could be a good first baseman for sure.

645
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:08,400
Oh yeah.

646
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:09,400
Left handed.

647
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:10,400
What's that, baseball?

648
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:11,400
Yeah.

649
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:12,400
Hell yeah.

650
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:13,400
You learn something new every day.

651
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:14,400
Hell yeah.

652
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:15,400
I don't know, man.

653
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:16,400
It could have been hockey for all I know.

654
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:17,400
We're learning.

655
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:18,400
There's bases.

656
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:19,400
There's bases in hockey.

657
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:20,400
Football.

658
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:21,400
Right.

659
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:24,720
Brandon, what would be your favorite sport to play professionally?

660
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:25,720
Play professionally?

661
00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:26,720
UFC, definitely.

662
00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:27,720
Okay.

663
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:30,400
But besides UFC, like a sport with a ball.

664
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:31,400
Oh, with a ball?

665
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:32,400
Okay, we got to do balls.

666
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:33,400
We always doing balls.

667
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,400
Always balls.

668
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,400
I said we picking the balls, man.

669
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,400
We got to do basketball.

670
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:37,400
Hell yeah.

671
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,400
Okay.

672
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,400
What is your NBA comparison?

673
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:40,400
My NBA comparison?

674
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:45,400
Well, who does your game resemble?

675
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:46,400
Yeah.

676
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:51,400
I guess our last guest, Matthew Lumbra, he wants us to play basketball.

677
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,400
Oh yeah, challenge accepted.

678
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:53,400
Yeah.

679
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,920
And Brandon, so who's your NBA comparison to?

680
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:56,920
Okay.

681
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:59,360
So a combination of Shaquille O'Neal, Kareem Mdoujibwe.

682
00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:02,400
I'm pretty sure you don't play like Shaquille O'Neal or Kareem Mdoujibwe.

683
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:03,400
Okay.

684
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:04,400
I can see the sky hook.

685
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:05,400
I'm almost positive.

686
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:06,400
Oh yeah, okay.

687
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:10,400
Because I'm really good with defense, and then I go in there and I'm good with the layups.

688
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,400
He's got post games.

689
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,400
Yes, that's what I do.

690
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,400
You got post moves or do you have layups?

691
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,400
I do layups.

692
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:18,400
Yeah, it's not post.

693
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:19,400
Oh.

694
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:20,400
And I can do some stuff.

695
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:21,400
You got good animations, I'm sure.

696
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:22,400
And I can do some mid shots.

697
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:23,400
Mid shots, like midway.

698
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:24,400
Mid range.

699
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:25,400
Sean Libeson.

700
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,400
Hey, that's MJ.

701
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,400
Sean Libeson.

702
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:28,400
Mid range again.

703
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,400
Yeah, mid range of defense.

704
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,400
Somehow, I don't believe that you're good at defense.

705
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:33,400
I believe you're good at shooting.

706
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:34,400
Oh, you'll see.

707
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:35,400
You'll see, man.

708
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:36,400
Because dude, that's my specialty, man.

709
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:39,400
I'm telling you, when I go down there, like dude, the defense is good.

710
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:42,400
Yeah, that's the one.

711
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:45,400
I think a crossover would literally break your ankles.

712
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:46,400
You'll see, man.

713
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:47,400
Challenge X.

714
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:49,400
I think one crossover and you're falling.

715
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,400
You'll see, man.

716
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:54,400
Hey, Matthew DM'd me and said if Brandon crosses me, I'm killing myself.

717
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:55,400
Okay.

718
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,400
All right, well get the guns loaded.

719
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,400
Break your engines.

720
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:03,400
I'm just, don't get no guns loaded.

721
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:04,400
We don't support suicide.

722
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:05,400
No, we don't.

723
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:06,400
Just the hotline.

724
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:07,400
Unless.

725
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:08,400
Yeah.

726
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,400
Unless Brandon crosses you over.

727
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,400
Then maybe you need to do whatever you need to do.

728
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:13,400
Nah, nah, man.

729
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:14,400
It's quite common.

730
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:15,400
Everybody's journey is different.

731
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:16,400
Yeah, you'll see.

732
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:17,400
Yours might end today.

733
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:18,400
You'll see, man.

734
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:21,400
There's going to be some crossed up people in there, man.

735
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:22,400
Bodies on the floor.

736
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:23,400
Yep, they going to be up.

737
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:24,400
That's the way.

738
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:25,400
Brandon, also.

739
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:26,400
Everybody just saw that.

740
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:27,400
There's not a chance in hell.

741
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:28,400
You'll see.

742
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:29,400
The only person we've seen fall is you, Brandon.

743
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:30,400
Yeah.

744
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:31,400
And it was not that you were just going straight.

745
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:32,400
You'll see, man.

746
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:33,400
Going straight is hard for some people.

747
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:34,400
So what's the teams again?

748
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:41,400
Is it me or you versus me?

749
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:44,400
How you trying to pick JJ now?

750
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,400
You always said it's me and JJ.

751
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:47,400
Then it's me and JJ.

752
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:48,400
Great.

753
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:49,400
Yeah.

754
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:50,400
But Matthew has to be in and out.

755
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:53,400
So we need to find somebody a third teammate.

756
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:57,400
Yeah, Matthew needs to find a third teammate because I really want Brandon and Jake.

757
00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,400
Just the murder room.

758
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:01,400
They won't score a point.

759
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:02,400
Challenge accepted.

760
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:04,400
We're going to train, man.

761
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,400
I know you're watching right now.

762
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:08,400
We're going to get this on that day.

763
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,400
I won't touch a basketball until the day of the game.

764
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:12,400
All right.

765
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:13,400
You're going to be surprised.

766
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:16,400
I won't either because it ain't going to matter because that sucks.

767
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,400
It ain't going to matter if I shoot it.

768
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,400
Dom's going to set the nastiest screens.

769
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:24,400
Imagine having the great wall of china in between you and the first team.

770
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:25,400
You're so close to the Titanic.

771
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:26,400
What the fuck?

772
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:29,400
We're going to call it the butter being the green.

773
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:32,400
It's the greatest brand is that I'm built like the Titanic.

774
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:34,400
He ain't shit.

775
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:35,400
Titanic.

776
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:39,400
Fuck.

777
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,400
Hey, so we got some exciting news.

778
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:44,400
We're putting this together for the live podcast.

779
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:49,400
I know we mentioned it last episode or two episodes ago.

780
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:50,400
Who fucking knows?

781
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:51,400
We said something.

782
00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:53,400
Well, we said something about it, but like we're planning it out.

783
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,400
We're going to have fucking some shit.

784
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:59,400
We're going to have skits in there live and pre plan.

785
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:07,400
We're going to have crowd participation, special guests, special guests, bucket pools, bucket pools, pies in the face, pie in the face.

786
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:08,400
Oh, yeah.

787
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:09,400
You throw to whoever you want us three.

788
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:12,400
Yeah, dude, as hard as you want as long as it's done.

789
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:15,400
You know, well, you know, it's pie.

790
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:17,400
Do not hit me hard.

791
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:18,400
I can see you.

792
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:19,400
Yeah, you suck that.

793
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,400
Oh, shit.

794
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:26,400
We might have to limit people who we see a certain name like they can't sign.

795
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,400
Come sign up.

796
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:29,400
Cross.

797
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:32,400
I'll put you on there five times.

798
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,400
I'll get that.

799
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:35,400
I know.

800
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:36,400
But that might be a thing.

801
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:40,400
Maybe we should campaign like you should pie the other person.

802
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:41,400
Yeah.

803
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:42,400
Yeah.

804
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:45,400
Remember that time I loaned you five dollars.

805
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:46,400
Remember that time?

806
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:48,400
You know, I drove you to this open mic.

807
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:51,400
Well, then I just probably don't.

808
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:52,400
I'm probably getting fired.

809
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:54,400
I just let's not do that.

810
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:55,400
Yeah.

811
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:56,400
I take it back.

812
00:24:56,400 --> 00:25:01,400
I need everybody I helped out to come through there and probably motherfuckers in the face.

813
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:02,400
Then I have people come for me.

814
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:03,400
I buy.

815
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:04,400
Oh, you're here to help.

816
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:05,400
Now we're here to pause you in the face.

817
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:06,400
I'm going to make a personal pitch right now.

818
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:07,400
Sci fi.

819
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,400
Think of all the things that he has done to you.

820
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:10,400
Oh, wow.

821
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:12,400
What about your revenge right here?

822
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:15,400
I'll never call you sci fi got jokes ever again.

823
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:18,400
Have you just hit him as hard as you can with the.

824
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,400
He has done some roast.

825
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:24,400
First of all, he's roasted me way more than I've roasted him.

826
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:27,400
I said I literally said, you know, yeah, you got jokes.

827
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:28,400
Yeah.

828
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:29,400
Yeah.

829
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:30,400
He'd be tearing your ass up too.

830
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:31,400
I know.

831
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:32,400
I'm telling you, and Pat, he'd be fucking.

832
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:33,400
I know.

833
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:34,400
I haven't.

834
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:38,400
They haven't passed starting to come around more now, but I love to see them two in the

835
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:42,400
room because you know, you're going to laugh so hard that you're going to fall out of your

836
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:45,400
bed and Pat's not going to react at all for some reason.

837
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:48,400
He's going to act like it's not being said, like the craziest jokes are not being said

838
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:49,400
about him.

839
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:52,400
He'll just turn to the next person and start.

840
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:55,400
Oh shit.

841
00:25:55,400 --> 00:26:00,400
And actually, it will be on it'll be on this episode.

842
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:01,400
Yeah.

843
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:04,400
What do you think is going on in the news right now?

844
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:05,400
Shit.

845
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,400
I don't know, but I know somebody who does.

846
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,400
You know somebody I do.

847
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:11,400
I do.

848
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:12,400
Well, let's see.

849
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:14,400
Let's see what Dan Price has to say about the news.

850
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:16,400
Our new news correspondent.

851
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:17,400
Hey, Price.

852
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:18,400
Let's go.

853
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:19,400
Pay the price.

854
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:20,400
It's Dan Price.

855
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:21,400
It's DP, dude.

856
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:22,400
Hell yeah.

857
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:23,400
DP pay the price.

858
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:24,400
We're finna rap.

859
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:25,400
We're finna freestyle up in here.

860
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:26,400
Okay.

861
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:27,400
Play it.

862
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:28,400
DP get your rap.

863
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:29,400
Yeah.

864
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:30,400
Hey.

865
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:31,400
Dan Price in the field.

866
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:34,400
Come around and he going with the shield.

867
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:37,400
We're going to win this game in the.

868
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:38,400
Yeah.

869
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:39,400
Winners.

870
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:40,400
Hold on.

871
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:41,400
My bad.

872
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:44,400
Dan Price, we're going to get this win.

873
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,400
He going to come in there and be the anchor man.

874
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:48,400
Go around like the man with the plan.

875
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:51,400
With the big old tan and he getting out in there.

876
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:52,400
And his name is Dan.

877
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:53,400
Let's go.

878
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:55,400
Good evening and thank you for joining us.

879
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:56,400
This is the Moonshine News Report.

880
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:57,400
I'm Dan Price.

881
00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:01,400
President Biden gave the State of the Union address before Congress this week.

882
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:06,400
In a speech, he highlighted his successes in office, including infrastructure spending,

883
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:12,400
combating piracy in the Red Sea, and staying awake late enough to give the State of the Union address.

884
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:18,400
To compete with Amazon and Target, Walmart announced the new same-day delivery service this week.

885
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:25,400
Executives said for a $10 fee, shoppers can bring the full Walmart experience to their front door.

886
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:32,400
Those same executives were quick to add, might want to lock that front door.

887
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:39,400
Robert Kennedy Jr. has approached NFL quarterback and human COVID-19 incubator Aaron Rogers

888
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:43,400
to be his vice presidential running mate in 2024.

889
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:49,400
The move is part of his campaign pledge to make America choke in the playoffs again.

890
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:58,400
In a letter to the NCAA this week, the NAACP is urging black athletes to avoid playing collegiate sports in Florida

891
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:06,400
due to Ron DeSantis' newly implemented anti-DEI policies, referring to diversity, equity, and inclusion.

892
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:14,400
The NAACP made no mention of other states with similar anti-DEI policies, such as Alabama and Texas,

893
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:20,400
because unlike Florida, those schools win.

894
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:26,400
The armler on the movie set of Rust was convicted of involuntary manslaughter this week

895
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:30,400
for the onset shooting death of the film's cinematographer.

896
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:34,400
The shooting has been described as a tragedy and continues to make headlines

897
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:40,400
nearly three years after the incident because it didn't take place in a school.

898
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:44,400
Republican presidential candidate Nikki Haley ended her campaign this week

899
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:49,400
after losing 14 of 15 states in the Super Tuesday primaries.

900
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:52,400
It was the worst beating administered by Trump supporters

901
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:59,400
since they bludgeoned a police officer with a fire extinguisher on January 6th.

902
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:07,400
In response to numerous guest complaints, Airbnb is prohibiting use of indoor security cameras in all of its properties.

903
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:13,400
Going forward, Airbnb will only allow outdoor security cameras, indoor listening devices,

904
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:18,400
spoofed Wi-Fi routers, DNA collection by cleaning staff, physical peepholes in showers,

905
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:24,400
and surprise rape dungeons lurking behind that one door that's always locked in every Airbnb.

906
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:52,400
For the Moonshine News Report, I'm Dan Price.

907
00:29:54,400 --> 00:30:21,400
I'm Dan Price.

908
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:24,400
Charlie can't.

909
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:27,400
Charles Fisherman Charles.

910
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,400
Oh, shit.

911
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:30,400
All right.

912
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:32,400
I think that's all for us, right?

913
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:35,400
Sure. Yeah, I'm done.

914
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:36,400
Yeah, man.

915
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:37,400
It was a good time.

916
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:38,400
Good time.

917
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:39,400
Have fun.

918
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:40,400
Do these open mics.

919
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:41,400
Hell yeah.

920
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:43,400
And we got a good we got a good guest today.

921
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:44,400
Who we got?

922
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:45,400
Yes.

923
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:50,400
One of the hardest working comedians in North Alabama area.

924
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:54,400
Carson Elmore.

925
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:56,400
This week's featured comedian.

926
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:57,400
Hey, y'all.

927
00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:58,400
How's it going?

928
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:05,400
My name is Carson Elmore, and I did my taxes today.

929
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:06,400
Hell yeah.

930
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:07,400
Y'all don't do that.

931
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:08,400
We got to.

932
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:09,400
It's like you get five more days.

933
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:16,400
But when you do your taxes, you got to look at all the jobs you worked the last year and

934
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:20,480
you do your taxes you gotta look at all the jobs she works the last year and

935
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:31,820
y'all last year I worked at Bucky's it was the nine worst days of my life but now I don't

936
00:31:31,820 --> 00:31:37,280
really know how they're gonna keep selling beaver nuts when they don't have a trans guy working there

937
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:41,420
you know what I mean? where are they gonna get their materials?

938
00:31:41,420 --> 00:31:51,420
alright guys like I said I'm not like other girls I'm a trans man I'm the only person who said that in middle school and meant it

939
00:31:51,420 --> 00:31:58,420
yeah my mom's like there are no signs I kept telling you from ages 12 up

940
00:31:58,420 --> 00:32:01,420
I'm not like other girls mom that's on you

941
00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:07,420
alright guys I am a gay trans man that lives with his parents in Alabama

942
00:32:07,420 --> 00:32:12,420
so my collar's not for show I'm a genuine masochist okay

943
00:32:12,420 --> 00:32:17,420
living with my parents is fun sometimes I guess it's a little complicated our

944
00:32:17,420 --> 00:32:23,300
relationships complicated okay on the one hand I am the something never had so they

945
00:32:23,300 --> 00:32:35,420
learned me for that on the other hand I killed their daughter you know and I really got her but she was ruining my life okay

946
00:32:35,420 --> 00:32:40,420
person why don't you ever want to hang out with grandma cause she keeps trying to necromancy that bitch I killed

947
00:32:40,420 --> 00:32:45,420
you know what I mean? that's all I can say

948
00:32:45,420 --> 00:32:47,420
um

949
00:32:49,420 --> 00:32:53,420
JJ we got a real special guest today we got a very special guest today who it

950
00:32:53,420 --> 00:33:04,420
today we have I almost just said his name right off the bat today we have the host of the

951
00:33:04,420 --> 00:33:08,420
2 2 Tuesdays open mic at cards and current

952
00:33:08,420 --> 00:33:09,420
oh yeah

953
00:33:09,420 --> 00:33:18,420
current and cards indicator also the main producer of night camp the comedy show at

954
00:33:18,420 --> 00:33:30,420
shenanigans comedy theater shout out Kim and somebody who when I came into the comedy scene was very cool with me and was already killing like 15 minute sets

955
00:33:30,420 --> 00:33:34,420
give it up for Carson Elmore

956
00:33:34,420 --> 00:33:38,420
hey thank you for coming

957
00:33:38,420 --> 00:33:40,420
it's nice to be here

958
00:33:40,420 --> 00:33:42,420
hell yeah how you doing today

959
00:33:42,420 --> 00:33:45,420
you know what I'm doing I'm actually doing pretty good

960
00:33:45,420 --> 00:33:55,420
hell yeah that's a good day so we like to start off with sometimes what got you into comedy

961
00:33:55,420 --> 00:34:00,420
probably oh regrettably Louis CK

962
00:34:00,420 --> 00:34:09,420
you know RIP that guy my dad told me recently that people forget and that's why he's like back

963
00:34:09,420 --> 00:34:19,420
but I'm not over it that was fucked up dude so you've heard it here first me and Louis CK still on site

964
00:34:19,420 --> 00:34:21,420
they got active beef

965
00:34:21,420 --> 00:34:23,420
hell yeah we better watch out

966
00:34:23,420 --> 00:34:25,420
it will be over

967
00:34:25,420 --> 00:34:34,420
but yeah I just really love I don't know like dark humor I'm a big Mark Maron fan

968
00:34:34,420 --> 00:34:39,420
big WTF listener so shout out Mark

969
00:34:39,420 --> 00:34:41,420
that's really the pod father right

970
00:34:41,420 --> 00:34:49,420
he is the pod father truly cause he was in radio before he did podcasts he's a true like veteran of the audio platform

971
00:34:49,420 --> 00:34:59,420
yeah I got really into like stuff like John Stewart daily show stuff

972
00:34:59,420 --> 00:35:07,420
Stephen Colbert type stuff stuff where people did comedy that tried to like serve a purpose that was like informative

973
00:35:07,420 --> 00:35:15,420
but also like acknowledged how bad things were I think that's really important when you do comedy is to be like wow dude

974
00:35:15,420 --> 00:35:23,420
isn't life just the worst how are we doing this every day but I guess we keep doing it keep seeing you every week

975
00:35:23,420 --> 00:35:28,420
it's like church for the ungodly comedy so that's why I got into it I guess

976
00:35:28,420 --> 00:35:35,420
yeah life's hard life's a rough rough bastard and you know people pointing out it's nothing wrong with you like John Oliver

977
00:35:35,420 --> 00:35:37,420
oh yeah I'm a big John Oliver guy

978
00:35:37,420 --> 00:35:42,420
that's my role dog I think that the daily show should have went straight to John if they could have got him

979
00:35:42,420 --> 00:35:46,420
well yeah but I kind of love what John Oliver has done with what he has now

980
00:35:46,420 --> 00:35:48,420
it's way better cause it's HBO

981
00:35:48,420 --> 00:35:57,420
yes HBO they let him do a lot more than I think they would have done and I kind of like like I do like Trevor Noah a lot

982
00:35:57,420 --> 00:36:04,420
I think Trevor Noah kind of got the short end of the stick with the daily show he's he doesn't he should have just gotten his own show

983
00:36:04,420 --> 00:36:09,420
it shouldn't have been like the daily show thrust upon him cause the daily show is like an institution

984
00:36:09,420 --> 00:36:15,420
and they should have like I agree with you they should have been somebody that had been on the show for a while

985
00:36:15,420 --> 00:36:21,420
yeah like Roy Wood Roy Wood Roy Wood Jr. should be the host right now

986
00:36:21,420 --> 00:36:24,420
do you know a lot about Roy Wood Jr.

987
00:36:24,420 --> 00:36:28,420
I've seen like he's from Alabama so funny

988
00:36:28,420 --> 00:36:29,420
he's a Birmingham guy

989
00:36:29,420 --> 00:36:31,420
did you start comedy in Birmingham

990
00:36:31,420 --> 00:36:36,420
yeah that's where I started I started at Cahaba it's a bar in Birmingham

991
00:36:36,420 --> 00:36:40,420
Brooks Bell is the comedian that runs that he got me on there

992
00:36:40,420 --> 00:36:44,420
I was dating a comedian I was finally fucking funny

993
00:36:44,420 --> 00:36:50,420
and I was going to his mics and stuff and I was like I could probably do this

994
00:36:50,420 --> 00:36:52,420
and so I got drunk enough to do it

995
00:36:52,420 --> 00:36:53,420
hell yeah

996
00:36:53,420 --> 00:36:55,420
and the first time was really fun

997
00:36:55,420 --> 00:37:03,420
the first time doing comedy was awesome because I actually you know it's the first time you getting to do everything that you've ever written

998
00:37:03,420 --> 00:37:04,420
true

999
00:37:04,420 --> 00:37:11,420
your whole life you can do it all in that five minutes so you got the best of your whole life in that first five minutes

1000
00:37:11,420 --> 00:37:15,420
so that is so exhilarating and so fun and that's what I think everybody should try it once

1001
00:37:15,420 --> 00:37:16,420
yeah

1002
00:37:16,420 --> 00:37:23,420
because I think it's a really good experience it's really cathartic getting to laugh about your mistakes with other people

1003
00:37:23,420 --> 00:37:31,420
which is really what I think the kind of like personal storytelling comedy that I lean into and that I really enjoy does

1004
00:37:31,420 --> 00:37:34,420
I think that's like really important

1005
00:37:34,420 --> 00:37:36,420
mmhmm

1006
00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:45,420
yeah hell yeah I love it I mean like there's no better feeling than to get a like a laugh from a crowd like everybody's in there like

1007
00:37:45,420 --> 00:37:46,420
like the relief

1008
00:37:46,420 --> 00:37:47,420
oh man

1009
00:37:47,420 --> 00:37:54,420
that's what I really like about like the sort of dark humor is you get to you can really build the tension up

1010
00:37:54,420 --> 00:37:59,420
you get you like you have a great example with that JJ actually of your trans bathroom joke

1011
00:37:59,420 --> 00:38:01,420
which I will admit to you

1012
00:38:01,420 --> 00:38:07,420
you did something that I don't normally love and I don't normally support but I do I appreciate where you were coming from

1013
00:38:07,420 --> 00:38:13,420
and I really appreciate your intention because I knew it was a good intention and that's why I didn't say anything about it at the time

1014
00:38:13,420 --> 00:38:17,420
but like what like you asked me if it was like okay

1015
00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:29,420
I think that puts a lot of like onus on individual trans people to represent their whole community which is a really diverse community

1016
00:38:29,420 --> 00:38:36,420
and that I don't want to say yes this joke is okay because I don't know how it affects every person in the trans community

1017
00:38:36,420 --> 00:38:44,420
but I do like your trans joke because you do you you build the tension and then but you don't take it at the expense of trans people

1018
00:38:44,420 --> 00:38:45,420
so that's why your joke is good

1019
00:38:45,420 --> 00:38:46,420
that's the line you gotta walk

1020
00:38:46,420 --> 00:38:53,420
yeah it's when you are deliberately doing it at the expense of individuals that it becomes like a real problem

1021
00:38:53,420 --> 00:38:56,420
he always said he always asked me about black people and I just say say it

1022
00:38:56,420 --> 00:38:58,420
I said say it in hard R JJ

1023
00:38:58,420 --> 00:39:02,420
say it when you go up there next time

1024
00:39:02,420 --> 00:39:05,420
when I get to that point I'm not asking any questions

1025
00:39:05,420 --> 00:39:07,420
I'm going to the room dude

1026
00:39:07,420 --> 00:39:09,420
you're like fuck

1027
00:39:09,420 --> 00:39:22,420
but it's just like and I'm sure you've also had this experience just like growing up in Alabama I didn't know of personally know any trans people until I got into college

1028
00:39:22,420 --> 00:39:24,420
like I was already like you know somewhat old

1029
00:39:24,420 --> 00:39:25,420
yeah

1030
00:39:25,420 --> 00:39:33,420
I knew like vaguely of the idea of trans people but I didn't meet like a trans person in my like day to day life until I was in college

1031
00:39:33,420 --> 00:39:38,420
but I went to what I call a historically lesbian university at the University of Montebello

1032
00:39:38,420 --> 00:39:39,420
oh hell yeah

1033
00:39:39,420 --> 00:39:40,420
we got it right here

1034
00:39:40,420 --> 00:39:41,420
go Falcons

1035
00:39:41,420 --> 00:39:44,420
Falcom up as we like to say

1036
00:39:44,420 --> 00:39:50,420
we don't play football though we have undefeated football champions since 1893 I think

1037
00:39:50,420 --> 00:39:55,420
because we have competitive musical theater for homecoming

1038
00:39:55,420 --> 00:39:56,420
for real?

1039
00:39:56,420 --> 00:40:01,420
yeah and we have it's the oldest homecoming tradition in the US is on Jeopardy

1040
00:40:01,420 --> 00:40:02,420
oh nice

1041
00:40:02,420 --> 00:40:04,420
what do you mean competitive

1042
00:40:04,420 --> 00:40:11,420
so the entire school splits into purple side and gold side so those are like the schools colors

1043
00:40:11,420 --> 00:40:20,420
and so they split in two and the two teams have to from scratch create a one act musical

1044
00:40:20,420 --> 00:40:32,420
so they have to write, produce, act in, perform, direct, do everything from top to bottom within I think it's like a four month period

1045
00:40:32,420 --> 00:40:39,420
they just have to like make it happen, all the costumes have to be hand created by students it's all students

1046
00:40:39,420 --> 00:40:49,420
and then at the end of it the school gets two one act musicals that are about the traditions of the school basically

1047
00:40:49,420 --> 00:40:57,420
and they are incredible because a lot of these people are like Montebello is a pretty like established theatrical school

1048
00:40:57,420 --> 00:41:05,420
so a lot of these people go on to be pretty big names in the theater world so you get to see their early stuff

1049
00:41:05,420 --> 00:41:11,420
but it also has all this inside jokes about what it is to be a Montebello student

1050
00:41:11,420 --> 00:41:18,420
they always have special jokes about the campus and different traditions at the school and they are incredible

1051
00:41:18,420 --> 00:41:20,420
they are really well done

1052
00:41:20,420 --> 00:41:22,420
so you were a theater kid

1053
00:41:22,420 --> 00:41:24,420
I was a theater kid I guess

1054
00:41:24,420 --> 00:41:27,420
did you go to college for theater?

1055
00:41:27,420 --> 00:41:35,420
no I went to college initially to do communications, to do like radio broadcasting actually

1056
00:41:35,420 --> 00:41:43,420
but I got really into layout design and graphic design in some of my earlier media studies classes

1057
00:41:43,420 --> 00:41:52,420
and so I did that for a while and then it was like 2016, 2015 so I got really whipped up with the politics stuff

1058
00:41:52,420 --> 00:41:56,420
so I got a political science degree in the end and I have a PR minor

1059
00:41:56,420 --> 00:41:58,420
okay okay

1060
00:41:58,420 --> 00:42:00,420
I've been working 12 years to get the degree still

1061
00:42:00,420 --> 00:42:02,420
still working on it

1062
00:42:02,420 --> 00:42:04,420
but it's gonna come one day

1063
00:42:04,420 --> 00:42:10,420
I have a degree and I work at a card and coffee shop but I love it and I love it

1064
00:42:10,420 --> 00:42:18,420
oh yeah yeah and you got good shows going out there you just told us about the 90s karaoke or is it late 2000s?

1065
00:42:18,420 --> 00:42:23,420
no it's gonna be 90s karaoke this time well actually so the next one is like lucky songs

1066
00:42:23,420 --> 00:42:27,420
so like up all night to get lucky something like that for St. Patrick's Day

1067
00:42:27,420 --> 00:42:31,420
and then it's gonna be 90s after that and then we're doing a hyperpop one at the end of the month

1068
00:42:31,420 --> 00:42:32,420
what's hyperpop?

1069
00:42:32,420 --> 00:42:35,420
hyperpop is like do you know Marina and the Diamonds?

1070
00:42:35,420 --> 00:42:41,420
do you know like what is it I don't know how many geckos there are this is embarrassing to be asked

1071
00:42:41,420 --> 00:42:45,420
10,000 geckos? 100 million geckos? it's a lot of geckos

1072
00:42:45,420 --> 00:42:46,420
is that a group?

1073
00:42:46,420 --> 00:42:47,420
it's a band

1074
00:42:47,420 --> 00:42:48,420
oh okay okay okay

1075
00:42:48,420 --> 00:42:56,420
I would say a hyperpop band it's like really like kind of techy intense pop music

1076
00:42:56,420 --> 00:42:57,420
okay

1077
00:42:57,420 --> 00:43:02,420
repetitive it has a lot of like I don't know mechanical sound type stuff it's fun

1078
00:43:02,420 --> 00:43:03,420
okay

1079
00:43:03,420 --> 00:43:05,420
I don't know how many geckos I feel really at that moment

1080
00:43:05,420 --> 00:43:07,420
you gotta go listen to Prima Donna

1081
00:43:07,420 --> 00:43:09,420
100 it's only 100 gecks

1082
00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:11,420
what did you say 10,000?

1083
00:43:11,420 --> 00:43:13,420
I remember these people

1084
00:43:13,420 --> 00:43:16,420
I way overestimated how many geckos there were

1085
00:43:16,420 --> 00:43:18,420
I went at 10 million

1086
00:43:18,420 --> 00:43:20,420
go to songs list go to songs list

1087
00:43:20,420 --> 00:43:22,420
they're kind of a hyperpop band I would say

1088
00:43:22,420 --> 00:43:24,420
they have that stupid horse song

1089
00:43:24,420 --> 00:43:26,420
I remember that one

1090
00:43:26,420 --> 00:43:28,420
I'm a big fan

1091
00:43:28,420 --> 00:43:30,420
I'm not I don't even remember their name

1092
00:43:30,420 --> 00:43:32,420
I didn't even know how many gecks there were

1093
00:43:32,420 --> 00:43:34,420
it's been a while

1094
00:43:34,420 --> 00:43:41,420
I did I when that whatever I guess in 2019 I was really into the gecks

1095
00:43:41,420 --> 00:43:44,420
how many gecks there were I think there have been

1096
00:43:44,420 --> 00:43:47,420
see okay look how many there's different gecks though

1097
00:43:47,420 --> 00:43:49,420
you see what I'm saying

1098
00:43:49,420 --> 00:43:51,420
there have been 10,000

1099
00:43:51,420 --> 00:43:53,420
there have been 10,000 gecks

1100
00:43:53,420 --> 00:43:55,420
they're multiplying

1101
00:43:55,420 --> 00:43:57,420
the gecks are yeah they're they're loose

1102
00:43:57,420 --> 00:43:59,420
what's the song you said I need to hear

1103
00:43:59,420 --> 00:44:01,420
Prima Donna Girl

1104
00:44:01,420 --> 00:44:03,420
yeah Prima Donna Girl by Marine and the Diamonds is a great song

1105
00:44:03,420 --> 00:44:06,420
Bubblegum Bitch is probably my favorite

1106
00:44:06,420 --> 00:44:08,420
I like that one

1107
00:44:08,420 --> 00:44:10,420
I'm probably gonna like this

1108
00:44:10,420 --> 00:44:12,420
shit

1109
00:44:12,420 --> 00:44:14,420
my sister got me really into

1110
00:44:14,420 --> 00:44:16,420
this

1111
00:44:16,420 --> 00:44:18,420
her name is she has she has since changed her name to

1112
00:44:18,420 --> 00:44:20,420
Jess Marina

1113
00:44:20,420 --> 00:44:22,420
but back in 2012 she had the

1114
00:44:22,420 --> 00:44:24,420
diamonds she's just dropped them

1115
00:44:24,420 --> 00:44:26,420
she looks like Madonna in that little right

1116
00:44:26,420 --> 00:44:28,420
or is that Madonna

1117
00:44:28,420 --> 00:44:30,420
that might be just me

1118
00:44:30,420 --> 00:44:32,420
that is Madonna

1119
00:44:32,420 --> 00:44:34,420
yeah that's just inspiration

1120
00:44:34,420 --> 00:44:36,420
it's good inspiration

1121
00:44:36,420 --> 00:44:38,420
you like Madonna

1122
00:44:38,420 --> 00:44:40,420
me oh yeah

1123
00:44:40,420 --> 00:44:42,420
I love 80s

1124
00:44:42,420 --> 00:44:44,420
yeah he was just talking about all the 80s music that he likes

1125
00:44:44,420 --> 00:44:46,420
right before you got here

1126
00:44:46,420 --> 00:44:48,420
have you seen that meme about the person

1127
00:44:48,420 --> 00:44:50,420
that thought the word Prima Donna

1128
00:44:50,420 --> 00:44:52,420
just meant before Madonna

1129
00:44:52,420 --> 00:44:54,420
for real

1130
00:44:54,420 --> 00:44:56,420
they didn't know who the Prima Donna was

1131
00:44:56,420 --> 00:44:58,420
I also thought that

1132
00:44:58,420 --> 00:45:00,420
term had something to do with Madonna

1133
00:45:00,420 --> 00:45:02,420
is she a notorious

1134
00:45:02,420 --> 00:45:04,420
drama queen or something I don't know

1135
00:45:04,420 --> 00:45:06,420
that's where she got her name from is the Madonna

1136
00:45:06,420 --> 00:45:08,420
the Madonna

1137
00:45:08,420 --> 00:45:10,420
you know the Madonna

1138
00:45:10,420 --> 00:45:12,420
from Jesus

1139
00:45:12,420 --> 00:45:14,420
this is a biblical thing

1140
00:45:14,420 --> 00:45:16,420
Jesus's mom

1141
00:45:16,420 --> 00:45:18,420
Jesus's mom is the Madonna

1142
00:45:18,420 --> 00:45:20,420
oh see I didn't know that

1143
00:45:20,420 --> 00:45:22,420
the only thing I knew about Madonna

1144
00:45:22,420 --> 00:45:24,420
was when I was a kid they had kids

1145
00:45:24,420 --> 00:45:26,420
bop CDs and happy meals

1146
00:45:26,420 --> 00:45:28,420
and holiday by Madonna

1147
00:45:28,420 --> 00:45:30,420
they got a children's cover of that

1148
00:45:30,420 --> 00:45:32,420
that's really all I know and then I saw her like

1149
00:45:32,420 --> 00:45:34,420
make out with Drake on stage when I was in like

1150
00:45:34,420 --> 00:45:36,420
eighth grade they didn't have a children's cover of

1151
00:45:36,420 --> 00:45:38,420
like a virgin

1152
00:45:38,420 --> 00:45:40,420
they're messing out

1153
00:45:40,420 --> 00:45:42,420
not those kids

1154
00:45:42,420 --> 00:45:44,420
with those executives

1155
00:45:44,420 --> 00:45:46,420
I've seen some

1156
00:45:46,420 --> 00:45:48,420
dark stuff lately did you guys read

1157
00:45:48,420 --> 00:45:50,420
the I'm glad

1158
00:45:50,420 --> 00:45:52,420
my mom died

1159
00:45:52,420 --> 00:45:54,420
Jeanette McCurdy book it was good

1160
00:45:54,420 --> 00:45:56,420
it was good and on Spotify

1161
00:45:56,420 --> 00:45:58,420
Jeanette McCurdy played Sam

1162
00:45:58,420 --> 00:46:00,420
from iCarly

1163
00:46:00,420 --> 00:46:02,420
that's after me

1164
00:46:02,420 --> 00:46:04,420
famous Nickelodeon TV show

1165
00:46:04,420 --> 00:46:06,420
me and Ariana Grande had a show together

1166
00:46:06,420 --> 00:46:08,420
called Sam and Cat actually

1167
00:46:08,420 --> 00:46:10,420
oh I used to watch

1168
00:46:10,420 --> 00:46:12,420
they did not like each other

1169
00:46:12,420 --> 00:46:14,420
oh so it is Carly

1170
00:46:14,420 --> 00:46:16,420
no that's not Carly

1171
00:46:16,420 --> 00:46:18,420
Carly was Miranda Cosgrove

1172
00:46:18,420 --> 00:46:20,420
Miranda Cosgrove

1173
00:46:20,420 --> 00:46:22,420
she's that probably fuck that girl

1174
00:46:22,420 --> 00:46:24,420
you know I sent a letter to them as a kid

1175
00:46:24,420 --> 00:46:26,420
really? yeah like in 2009

1176
00:46:26,420 --> 00:46:28,420
I was like oh listen it's a one two three

1177
00:46:28,420 --> 00:46:30,420
I definitely had a crush on Miranda

1178
00:46:30,420 --> 00:46:32,420
Cosgrove when I was a kid 100%

1179
00:46:32,420 --> 00:46:34,420
she seemed like she was really cool

1180
00:46:34,420 --> 00:46:36,420
she pranked her brothers all the time

1181
00:46:36,420 --> 00:46:38,420
that was cool and then when

1182
00:46:38,420 --> 00:46:40,420
she got iCarly

1183
00:46:40,420 --> 00:46:42,420
she had a web show everybody wanted

1184
00:46:42,420 --> 00:46:44,420
a web show when iCarly had a web show

1185
00:46:44,420 --> 00:46:46,420
so it was really a web show

1186
00:46:46,420 --> 00:46:48,420
it was a web show no it was a Nickelodeon

1187
00:46:48,420 --> 00:46:50,420
show but on the show she was the host

1188
00:46:50,420 --> 00:46:52,420
of a web show

1189
00:46:52,420 --> 00:46:54,420
they had a website and you could play

1190
00:46:54,420 --> 00:46:56,420
mini games and stuff

1191
00:46:56,420 --> 00:46:58,420
have you seen the conspiracy

1192
00:46:58,420 --> 00:47:00,420
theory about Drake

1193
00:47:00,420 --> 00:47:02,420
and Josh and iCarly is in the same

1194
00:47:02,420 --> 00:47:04,420
universe?

1195
00:47:04,420 --> 00:47:06,420
well they did have an episode like bit

1196
00:47:06,420 --> 00:47:08,420
actually where they had I think it was

1197
00:47:08,420 --> 00:47:10,420
Drake walk in and be like talking

1198
00:47:10,420 --> 00:47:12,420
to her like she was

1199
00:47:12,420 --> 00:47:14,420
what was like what was that kid's

1200
00:47:14,420 --> 00:47:16,420
name on? the sister? yeah it was the sister

1201
00:47:16,420 --> 00:47:18,420
Megan

1202
00:47:18,420 --> 00:47:20,420
it was a

1203
00:47:20,420 --> 00:47:22,420
he just was talking to her like she was Megan

1204
00:47:22,420 --> 00:47:24,420
and everybody was like who what are you

1205
00:47:24,420 --> 00:47:26,420
that's hilarious I never saw that

1206
00:47:26,420 --> 00:47:28,420
that is hilarious but I mean

1207
00:47:28,420 --> 00:47:30,420
it would be crazy if

1208
00:47:30,420 --> 00:47:32,420
Spencer is his name on

1209
00:47:32,420 --> 00:47:34,420
iCarly but crazy Steve

1210
00:47:34,420 --> 00:47:36,420
crazy Steve it would be crazy

1211
00:47:36,420 --> 00:47:38,420
if crazy Steve was

1212
00:47:38,420 --> 00:47:40,420
Spencer it would be wild he like kidnapped

1213
00:47:40,420 --> 00:47:42,420
his little sister multi personality

1214
00:47:42,420 --> 00:47:44,420
leaning too far away from Megan

1215
00:47:44,420 --> 00:47:46,420
if you want to take it out you can take it out too

1216
00:47:46,420 --> 00:47:48,420
and hold it I don't think

1217
00:47:48,420 --> 00:47:50,420
that sounds like a lot of responsibility

1218
00:47:50,420 --> 00:47:52,420
sit up work on my posture

1219
00:47:52,420 --> 00:47:54,420
there's crazy Steve

1220
00:47:54,420 --> 00:47:56,420
what I remember most about

1221
00:47:56,420 --> 00:47:58,420
crazy Steve is there's a spring break

1222
00:47:58,420 --> 00:48:00,420
episode where they're all at

1223
00:48:00,420 --> 00:48:02,420
Drake and Josh's house

1224
00:48:02,420 --> 00:48:04,420
and they're watching TV

1225
00:48:04,420 --> 00:48:06,420
and he's watching

1226
00:48:06,420 --> 00:48:08,420
Dora the Explorer

1227
00:48:08,420 --> 00:48:10,420
and he is like yelling at the television

1228
00:48:10,420 --> 00:48:12,420
like angry like

1229
00:48:12,420 --> 00:48:14,420
visibly angry and that's all like whenever

1230
00:48:14,420 --> 00:48:16,420
I think about him that's what I think of is just

1231
00:48:16,420 --> 00:48:18,420
angry Dora the Explorer

1232
00:48:18,420 --> 00:48:20,420
I love Steve man did you watch

1233
00:48:20,420 --> 00:48:22,420
this stuff Dom? no

1234
00:48:22,420 --> 00:48:24,420
we were young

1235
00:48:24,420 --> 00:48:26,420
you have to understand how old

1236
00:48:26,420 --> 00:48:28,420
this was way after

1237
00:48:28,420 --> 00:48:30,420
this was genuinely good television

1238
00:48:30,420 --> 00:48:32,420
no no I was not good

1239
00:48:32,420 --> 00:48:34,420
they ran over Oprah in this show

1240
00:48:34,420 --> 00:48:36,420
they did run over Oprah but think about what was

1241
00:48:36,420 --> 00:48:38,420
happening to these kids behind the scenes

1242
00:48:38,420 --> 00:48:40,420
Dan Schneider

1243
00:48:40,420 --> 00:48:42,420
these are the guys that uh

1244
00:48:42,420 --> 00:48:44,420
so Dan Schneider won the achievement

1245
00:48:44,420 --> 00:48:46,420
award from Nickelodeon in like

1246
00:48:46,420 --> 00:48:48,420
that era in like

1247
00:48:48,420 --> 00:48:50,420
2008 or something and the only

1248
00:48:50,420 --> 00:48:52,420
other person to receive the achievement

1249
00:48:52,420 --> 00:48:54,420
the lifetime achievement award from Nickelodeon

1250
00:48:54,420 --> 00:48:56,420
is Optimus Prime

1251
00:48:56,420 --> 00:48:58,420
in 2023

1252
00:48:58,420 --> 00:49:00,420
so they were like we gotta do some

1253
00:49:00,420 --> 00:49:02,420
damage control on lifetime achievement

1254
00:49:02,420 --> 00:49:04,420
is he the bad one? he was the producer

1255
00:49:04,420 --> 00:49:06,420
this guy it has um

1256
00:49:06,420 --> 00:49:08,420
I'm just gonna say it uh this guy has a

1257
00:49:08,420 --> 00:49:10,420
foot fetish that he um

1258
00:49:10,420 --> 00:49:12,420
pushes onto teenagers

1259
00:49:12,420 --> 00:49:14,420
via his television shows

1260
00:49:14,420 --> 00:49:16,420
they were barefoot in the show so much

1261
00:49:16,420 --> 00:49:18,420
he was constantly getting teen girls

1262
00:49:18,420 --> 00:49:20,420
and teen boys to be barefoot on television

1263
00:49:20,420 --> 00:49:22,420
but doesn't he look like he

1264
00:49:22,420 --> 00:49:24,420
like I would guess him

1265
00:49:24,420 --> 00:49:26,420
yeah but

1266
00:49:26,420 --> 00:49:28,420
look he even has the foot

1267
00:49:28,420 --> 00:49:30,420
that's the ultimate foot fetish bro

1268
00:49:30,420 --> 00:49:32,420
oh my god is that really?

1269
00:49:32,420 --> 00:49:34,420
is the big toe a hot toe?

1270
00:49:34,420 --> 00:49:36,420
I think the big toe is the hot toe

1271
00:49:36,420 --> 00:49:38,420
yeah Dan Schneider

1272
00:49:38,420 --> 00:49:40,420
TV show starter pack

1273
00:49:40,420 --> 00:49:42,420
this is like a known thing

1274
00:49:42,420 --> 00:49:44,420
this isn't even like a conspiracy

1275
00:49:44,420 --> 00:49:46,420
this is just known

1276
00:49:46,420 --> 00:49:48,420
but also he's just gross

1277
00:49:48,420 --> 00:49:50,420
not anymore

1278
00:49:50,420 --> 00:49:52,420
no I'm pretty sure everybody knows

1279
00:49:52,420 --> 00:49:54,420
that he's not allowed to

1280
00:49:54,420 --> 00:49:56,420
talk to children

1281
00:49:56,420 --> 00:49:58,420
but it is dark

1282
00:49:58,420 --> 00:50:00,420
that he was like in charge of a lot of the shows

1283
00:50:00,420 --> 00:50:02,420
I watched when I was a kid and it's pretty dark

1284
00:50:02,420 --> 00:50:04,420
and not just him they've been doing

1285
00:50:04,420 --> 00:50:06,420
a lot of like uh I don't know

1286
00:50:06,420 --> 00:50:08,420
uh documentary type

1287
00:50:08,420 --> 00:50:10,420
stuff about Nickelodeon during that time

1288
00:50:10,420 --> 00:50:12,420
and he's just like one of a lot of

1289
00:50:12,420 --> 00:50:14,420
people I haven't seen that has that already came out?

1290
00:50:14,420 --> 00:50:16,420
I heard that it has come out

1291
00:50:16,420 --> 00:50:18,420
I've only seen clips um apparently

1292
00:50:18,420 --> 00:50:20,420
Leonardo DiCaprio worked with a guy that

1293
00:50:20,420 --> 00:50:22,420
ended up being like uh

1294
00:50:22,420 --> 00:50:24,420
child sex offender so um

1295
00:50:24,420 --> 00:50:26,420
and see if I'm a parent I ain't let my kid

1296
00:50:26,420 --> 00:50:28,420
no way yeah like as a kid

1297
00:50:28,420 --> 00:50:30,420
like little Leonardo DiCaprio

1298
00:50:30,420 --> 00:50:32,420
like little baby kid Leonardo DiCaprio

1299
00:50:32,420 --> 00:50:34,420
they had like footage of them

1300
00:50:34,420 --> 00:50:36,420
behind the scenes stuff and I'm like

1301
00:50:36,420 --> 00:50:38,420
that's so dark that's harsh I hate

1302
00:50:38,420 --> 00:50:40,420
that it's wild those people

1303
00:50:40,420 --> 00:50:42,420
always seem to end up in those positions

1304
00:50:42,420 --> 00:50:44,420
though it's crazy yeah I

1305
00:50:44,420 --> 00:50:46,420
hate ugh it's so

1306
00:50:46,420 --> 00:50:48,420
ugh

1307
00:50:48,420 --> 00:50:50,420
Hollywood stuff that's you know

1308
00:50:50,420 --> 00:50:52,420
like Louis CK like what you gonna

1309
00:50:52,420 --> 00:50:54,420
make women watch your jack off

1310
00:50:54,420 --> 00:50:56,420
just to do five minutes on your show

1311
00:50:56,420 --> 00:50:58,420
what the who the fuck do you think you are

1312
00:50:58,420 --> 00:51:00,420
yeah

1313
00:51:00,420 --> 00:51:02,420
they're all like it seems like

1314
00:51:02,420 --> 00:51:04,420
when they get to a certain level of uh

1315
00:51:04,420 --> 00:51:06,420
famousness or success

1316
00:51:06,420 --> 00:51:08,420
they all turn weird yeah

1317
00:51:08,420 --> 00:51:10,420
right I wonder if you should just give some

1318
00:51:10,420 --> 00:51:12,420
of that money to people who need it because

1319
00:51:12,420 --> 00:51:14,420
it's turning your brain into mush

1320
00:51:14,420 --> 00:51:16,420
making you sick

1321
00:51:16,420 --> 00:51:18,420
I know they ain't doing that

1322
00:51:18,420 --> 00:51:20,420
that's why we

1323
00:51:20,420 --> 00:51:22,420
should take it that's why we should

1324
00:51:22,420 --> 00:51:24,420
take it from them

1325
00:51:24,420 --> 00:51:26,420
once they get to a certain

1326
00:51:26,420 --> 00:51:28,420
level that they can

1327
00:51:28,420 --> 00:51:30,420
fulfill all their needs

1328
00:51:30,420 --> 00:51:32,420
what are they using it for

1329
00:51:32,420 --> 00:51:34,420
evil they're using it for evil

1330
00:51:34,420 --> 00:51:36,420
this idea has been around for

1331
00:51:36,420 --> 00:51:38,420
a while yeah I know

1332
00:51:38,420 --> 00:51:40,420
we were doing something in class the other day

1333
00:51:40,420 --> 00:51:42,420
in the 19

1334
00:51:42,420 --> 00:51:44,420
I think this was the early 30s

1335
00:51:44,420 --> 00:51:46,420
a dude named Healy Long he had this idea

1336
00:51:46,420 --> 00:51:48,420
that after you got

1337
00:51:48,420 --> 00:51:50,420
a million dollars you can't have any

1338
00:51:50,420 --> 00:51:52,420
more money than a million dollars that gets

1339
00:51:52,420 --> 00:51:54,420
redistributed into community like welfare

1340
00:51:54,420 --> 00:51:56,420
programs and stuff you can have a

1341
00:51:56,420 --> 00:51:58,420
million dollars and you can have a whole bunch of yachts

1342
00:51:58,420 --> 00:52:00,420
and houses and shit you just can't have more

1343
00:52:00,420 --> 00:52:02,420
than a million dollars and cash at that

1344
00:52:02,420 --> 00:52:04,420
and that was at that time you know so adjusted to

1345
00:52:04,420 --> 00:52:06,420
today that's like way more purchasing

1346
00:52:06,420 --> 00:52:08,420
power yeah I just don't think

1347
00:52:08,420 --> 00:52:10,420
they should just be getting to build

1348
00:52:10,420 --> 00:52:12,420
rockets to send themselves and a couple

1349
00:52:12,420 --> 00:52:14,420
other people into space for no reason

1350
00:52:14,420 --> 00:52:16,420
I think that's pretty dumb pretty waste

1351
00:52:16,420 --> 00:52:18,420
of resources I think I'm real

1352
00:52:18,420 --> 00:52:20,420
anti-space dude oh like same I

1353
00:52:20,420 --> 00:52:22,420
like space but I don't think

1354
00:52:22,420 --> 00:52:24,420
I think we should go to space as

1355
00:52:24,420 --> 00:52:26,420
a global community it

1356
00:52:26,420 --> 00:52:28,420
shouldn't be like these individual

1357
00:52:28,420 --> 00:52:30,420
nations go into space I think that's weird

1358
00:52:30,420 --> 00:52:32,420
so we already fucked shit up down here

1359
00:52:32,420 --> 00:52:34,420
we're a human yeah we're a human race

1360
00:52:34,420 --> 00:52:36,420
when we go to space guys we gotta

1361
00:52:36,420 --> 00:52:38,420
stick together

1362
00:52:38,420 --> 00:52:40,420
we don't know what's out there

1363
00:52:40,420 --> 00:52:42,420
we can create new types

1364
00:52:42,420 --> 00:52:44,420
of racism out there guys but we gotta

1365
00:52:44,420 --> 00:52:46,420
stick together

1366
00:52:46,420 --> 00:52:48,420
are you going to space Brandon?

1367
00:52:48,420 --> 00:52:50,420
am I going to space?

1368
00:52:50,420 --> 00:52:52,420
have I had an opportunity to go to space?

1369
00:52:52,420 --> 00:52:54,420
no I mean

1370
00:52:54,420 --> 00:52:56,420
no man I mean you had a free ride like

1371
00:52:56,420 --> 00:52:58,420
William Shatner and all them did but he sounded

1372
00:52:58,420 --> 00:53:00,420
sad dog he didn't like it he did

1373
00:53:00,420 --> 00:53:02,420
not have a good time that's not just him like a

1374
00:53:02,420 --> 00:53:04,420
lot of astronauts and stuff say that

1375
00:53:04,420 --> 00:53:06,420
they let William Shatner go to like

1376
00:53:06,420 --> 00:53:08,420
the edge of space right where you're

1377
00:53:08,420 --> 00:53:10,420
like weightless and stuff and you can see

1378
00:53:10,420 --> 00:53:12,420
the world they had a couple of them and

1379
00:53:12,420 --> 00:53:14,420
he was like I did

1380
00:53:14,420 --> 00:53:16,420
not like it he said he felt empty yeah

1381
00:53:16,420 --> 00:53:18,420
he felt hollow and sad yeah hollow

1382
00:53:18,420 --> 00:53:20,420
yeah it's probably pretty lonely man

1383
00:53:20,420 --> 00:53:22,420
I saw this one picture one time and it

1384
00:53:22,420 --> 00:53:24,420
blew my mind it was like an astronaut

1385
00:53:24,420 --> 00:53:26,420
who was on the moon or in some spacecraft

1386
00:53:26,420 --> 00:53:28,420
took a picture of the earth and

1387
00:53:28,420 --> 00:53:30,420
he was like everybody that's ever lived

1388
00:53:30,420 --> 00:53:32,420
and died is in this photo except for me

1389
00:53:32,420 --> 00:53:34,420
that's so cool

1390
00:53:34,420 --> 00:53:36,420
that's so scary it's wild

1391
00:53:36,420 --> 00:53:38,420
all of human history and nobody can

1392
00:53:38,420 --> 00:53:40,420
hear you scream yeah I don't

1393
00:53:40,420 --> 00:53:42,420
it's not it's not for me I'm a real

1394
00:53:42,420 --> 00:53:44,420
earth guy I like imagining it

1395
00:53:44,420 --> 00:53:46,420
but I don't think I'd like to be

1396
00:53:46,420 --> 00:53:48,420
in it so you wouldn't if they

1397
00:53:48,420 --> 00:53:50,420
they said a free trip just like they did

1398
00:53:50,420 --> 00:53:52,420
you wouldn't go I think I would go

1399
00:53:52,420 --> 00:53:54,420
just because I think I would go just

1400
00:53:54,420 --> 00:53:56,420
because it would be very cool yeah

1401
00:53:56,420 --> 00:53:58,420
um and

1402
00:53:58,420 --> 00:54:00,420
I did that was like my

1403
00:54:00,420 --> 00:54:02,420
when I think back on like the first

1404
00:54:02,420 --> 00:54:04,420
thing I really wanted to be when I was a kid it was

1405
00:54:04,420 --> 00:54:06,420
an astronaut because you know we're in

1406
00:54:06,420 --> 00:54:08,420
Huntsville yeah

1407
00:54:08,420 --> 00:54:10,420
it's a space city uh

1408
00:54:10,420 --> 00:54:12,420
that's why we think we're better than the rest of Alabama

1409
00:54:12,420 --> 00:54:14,420
when we are not uh

1410
00:54:14,420 --> 00:54:16,420
I've been I've only been a couple

1411
00:54:16,420 --> 00:54:18,420
places I'm I won't speak for all of Alabama

1412
00:54:18,420 --> 00:54:20,420
but it's definitely better in Montgomery

1413
00:54:20,420 --> 00:54:22,420
it's just quieter Montgomery might be

1414
00:54:22,420 --> 00:54:24,420
the worst city I've ever been to in

1415
00:54:24,420 --> 00:54:26,420
every time in America well you

1416
00:54:26,420 --> 00:54:28,420
I've been to much worse

1417
00:54:28,420 --> 00:54:30,420
places than Montgomery

1418
00:54:30,420 --> 00:54:32,420
well that's a city I mean I mean that's technically

1419
00:54:32,420 --> 00:54:34,420
a city not a town

1420
00:54:34,420 --> 00:54:36,420
have you been to worse than that?

1421
00:54:36,420 --> 00:54:38,420
um

1422
00:54:38,420 --> 00:54:40,420
but uh this is Alabama

1423
00:54:40,420 --> 00:54:42,420
you can go to worse just by throwing a rock

1424
00:54:42,420 --> 00:54:44,420
you can be there in a second

1425
00:54:44,420 --> 00:54:46,420
uh you can accidentally miss an exit

1426
00:54:46,420 --> 00:54:48,420
and be in the wrong side

1427
00:54:48,420 --> 00:54:50,420
of the state that's what I'm hearing

1428
00:54:50,420 --> 00:54:52,420
about Coleman and

1429
00:54:52,420 --> 00:54:54,420
yes do not go to Coleman if you

1430
00:54:54,420 --> 00:54:56,420
don't have an explicit

1431
00:54:56,420 --> 00:54:58,420
reason unless you gotta go to Rock

1432
00:54:58,420 --> 00:55:00,420
the South I learned

1433
00:55:00,420 --> 00:55:02,420
telling people where you are gonna be

1434
00:55:02,420 --> 00:55:04,420
the whole time you know like

1435
00:55:04,420 --> 00:55:06,420
send somebody your location the whole time

1436
00:55:06,420 --> 00:55:08,420
cause you don't wanna get

1437
00:55:08,420 --> 00:55:10,420
caught alone in Coleman yeah that's like a

1438
00:55:10,420 --> 00:55:12,420
for real sundown town for real

1439
00:55:12,420 --> 00:55:14,420
I stay away from them like some people like to go out

1440
00:55:14,420 --> 00:55:16,420
and it sucks dog because I love Birmingham

1441
00:55:16,420 --> 00:55:18,420
for real like I love Birmingham

1442
00:55:18,420 --> 00:55:20,420
and Huntsville

1443
00:55:20,420 --> 00:55:22,420
it's fine I'm starting to come around on

1444
00:55:22,420 --> 00:55:24,420
I'll be honest with you um

1445
00:55:24,420 --> 00:55:26,420
if it was more walkable I'd like Huntsville

1446
00:55:26,420 --> 00:55:28,420
a lot more it's very unwatch

1447
00:55:28,420 --> 00:55:30,420
yes but okay 2027 yeah

1448
00:55:30,420 --> 00:55:32,420
true so do I wanna

1449
00:55:32,420 --> 00:55:34,420
stay here for that long I don't know

1450
00:55:34,420 --> 00:55:36,420
I wanna wait 3 years

1451
00:55:36,420 --> 00:55:38,420
to take a walk I don't know

1452
00:55:38,420 --> 00:55:40,420
a 5 mile walk you can take

1453
00:55:40,420 --> 00:55:42,420
I could take that long of a walk in Birmingham

1454
00:55:42,420 --> 00:55:44,420
today term

1455
00:55:44,420 --> 00:55:46,420
well not only do you like to

1456
00:55:46,420 --> 00:55:48,420
walk I'm a walker I'm a runner

1457
00:55:48,420 --> 00:55:50,420
yeah you're a runner I'm a track star

1458
00:55:50,420 --> 00:55:52,420
I know we got some stuff I was a track star

1459
00:55:52,420 --> 00:55:54,420
what'd you do uh

1460
00:55:54,420 --> 00:55:56,420
you did a lot of

1461
00:55:56,420 --> 00:55:58,420
okay here you go run in hit me

1462
00:55:58,420 --> 00:56:00,420
5k 10k marathons I have not

1463
00:56:00,420 --> 00:56:02,420
done a marathon I have not done a marathon no okay

1464
00:56:02,420 --> 00:56:04,420
I've yet to run a marathon well Jack said all that shit

1465
00:56:04,420 --> 00:56:06,420
my

1466
00:56:06,420 --> 00:56:08,420
my parents are marathons you had some

1467
00:56:08,420 --> 00:56:10,420
solid times as a teenager

1468
00:56:10,420 --> 00:56:12,420
solid times as a teen what does that mean

1469
00:56:12,420 --> 00:56:14,420
like marathon times yeah

1470
00:56:14,420 --> 00:56:16,420
I mean I had some pretty good run times

1471
00:56:16,420 --> 00:56:18,420
yeah that's what I mean um I

1472
00:56:18,420 --> 00:56:20,420
I didn't run a lot of 10ks I mostly ran

1473
00:56:20,420 --> 00:56:22,420
5ks um when I was a cross country

1474
00:56:22,420 --> 00:56:24,420
runner but I didn't like the distance actually

1475
00:56:24,420 --> 00:56:26,420
I liked track I liked speed

1476
00:56:26,420 --> 00:56:28,420
okay I still do that I still um

1477
00:56:28,420 --> 00:56:30,420
that's kind of like my uh

1478
00:56:30,420 --> 00:56:32,420
drunk and rowdy behavior is if

1479
00:56:32,420 --> 00:56:34,420
I'm at a bar at close I'll challenge people

1480
00:56:34,420 --> 00:56:36,420
to races in the parking lot

1481
00:56:36,420 --> 00:56:38,420
and I will win

1482
00:56:38,420 --> 00:56:40,420
I will win did you beat Brandon in a race I think I could beat

1483
00:56:40,420 --> 00:56:42,420
Brandon in a race because when I am drunk

1484
00:56:42,420 --> 00:56:44,420
I go really hard

1485
00:56:44,420 --> 00:56:46,420
cause I already have like um

1486
00:56:46,420 --> 00:56:48,420
I already get a runner's high from running like

1487
00:56:48,420 --> 00:56:50,420
I already like push myself harder than I really

1488
00:56:50,420 --> 00:56:52,420
need to when I'm running because I get the

1489
00:56:52,420 --> 00:56:54,420
endorphin rush um and then when

1490
00:56:54,420 --> 00:56:56,420
I'm drunk I don't have like the inhibition

1491
00:56:56,420 --> 00:56:58,420
to like even try to stop myself so I

1492
00:56:58,420 --> 00:57:00,420
go pretty fast do you run every

1493
00:57:00,420 --> 00:57:02,420
day no no I and

1494
00:57:02,420 --> 00:57:04,420
honestly I haven't run in a long time

1495
00:57:04,420 --> 00:57:06,420
until recently like I ran that 10

1496
00:57:06,420 --> 00:57:08,420
miles that was like the

1497
00:57:08,420 --> 00:57:10,420
most I've run in

1498
00:57:10,420 --> 00:57:12,420
probably years you ran 10 miles like

1499
00:57:12,420 --> 00:57:14,420
this last weekend last weekend

1500
00:57:14,420 --> 00:57:16,420
that's wild

1501
00:57:16,420 --> 00:57:18,420
I mean I really walked most of it let's

1502
00:57:18,420 --> 00:57:20,420
be clear I walked most of those miles

1503
00:57:20,420 --> 00:57:22,420
but I did run I definitely ran some

1504
00:57:22,420 --> 00:57:24,420
of those miles doing anything for 10 miles

1505
00:57:24,420 --> 00:57:26,420
let me tell you stuff

1506
00:57:26,420 --> 00:57:28,420
I don't even want to drive 10 miles

1507
00:57:28,420 --> 00:57:30,420
me neither

1508
00:57:30,420 --> 00:57:32,420
seriously yeah yeah

1509
00:57:32,420 --> 00:57:34,420
yeah well I'd run that track many many

1510
00:57:34,420 --> 00:57:36,420
many times before my dad has actually

1511
00:57:36,420 --> 00:57:38,420
been the race director of the

1512
00:57:38,420 --> 00:57:40,420
Delano 12 hour for 18 years

1513
00:57:40,420 --> 00:57:42,420
this was the 18th year um this was

1514
00:57:42,420 --> 00:57:44,420
the first time I actually participated though

1515
00:57:44,420 --> 00:57:46,420
most of the time I've just been like supporting it

1516
00:57:46,420 --> 00:57:48,420
cheering people on or helping my

1517
00:57:48,420 --> 00:57:50,420
dad set things up or stuff was he a big runner

1518
00:57:50,420 --> 00:57:52,420
oh yeah he and my mom are both

1519
00:57:52,420 --> 00:57:54,420
big runners they're like the ultra marathoners they run

1520
00:57:54,420 --> 00:57:56,420
further than a marathon like my

1521
00:57:56,420 --> 00:57:58,420
mom did a

1522
00:57:58,420 --> 00:58:00,420
50k which is like 31

1523
00:58:00,420 --> 00:58:02,420
miles I think cause like 5k

1524
00:58:02,420 --> 00:58:04,420
versus a 50k

1525
00:58:04,420 --> 00:58:06,420
and then my

1526
00:58:06,420 --> 00:58:08,420
my dad does stuff like 100 mile

1527
00:58:08,420 --> 00:58:10,420
races and stuff that's crazy what are you

1528
00:58:10,420 --> 00:58:12,420
saying what do you mean what I'm saying

1529
00:58:12,420 --> 00:58:14,420
how long do you think 100 mile races

1530
00:58:14,420 --> 00:58:16,420
hours a lot days

1531
00:58:16,420 --> 00:58:18,420
that's days my dad has done also a

1532
00:58:18,420 --> 00:58:20,420
thing where he ran the

1533
00:58:20,420 --> 00:58:22,420
the lengths or

1534
00:58:22,420 --> 00:58:24,420
the length and widths of the state of

1535
00:58:24,420 --> 00:58:26,420
Alabama for different causes

1536
00:58:26,420 --> 00:58:28,420
and stuff yeah it's wild

1537
00:58:28,420 --> 00:58:30,420
I don't

1538
00:58:30,420 --> 00:58:32,420
hold up let me

1539
00:58:32,420 --> 00:58:34,420
my parents are never going to hear this

1540
00:58:34,420 --> 00:58:36,420
so it's okay for me to say it next time

1541
00:58:36,420 --> 00:58:38,420
they do it because they didn't have

1542
00:58:38,420 --> 00:58:40,420
access to mental health care as children

1543
00:58:40,420 --> 00:58:42,420
you know it's their

1544
00:58:42,420 --> 00:58:44,420
version of mental health it's to

1545
00:58:44,420 --> 00:58:46,420
run away from their problems

1546
00:58:46,420 --> 00:58:48,420
but it's like I also think it's a really

1547
00:58:48,420 --> 00:58:50,420
religious thing like

1548
00:58:50,420 --> 00:58:52,420
the bible has a lot of stuff about like running

1549
00:58:52,420 --> 00:58:54,420
the race that the lord has set for you and stuff

1550
00:58:54,420 --> 00:58:56,420
like that so that and then like

1551
00:58:56,420 --> 00:58:58,420
it's a like it's a Christian

1552
00:58:58,420 --> 00:59:00,420
thing to kind of like try to do endurance

1553
00:59:00,420 --> 00:59:02,420
and like

1554
00:59:02,420 --> 00:59:04,420
fasting type challenges to kind of

1555
00:59:04,420 --> 00:59:06,420
try to understand the sacrifice of Jesus

1556
00:59:06,420 --> 00:59:08,420
so that's why they do it I think is

1557
00:59:08,420 --> 00:59:10,420
for religious piety

1558
00:59:10,420 --> 00:59:12,420
religious piety and lack

1559
00:59:12,420 --> 00:59:14,420
of access to mental health care

1560
00:59:14,420 --> 00:59:16,420
that's right

1561
00:59:16,420 --> 00:59:18,420
but wow

1562
00:59:18,420 --> 00:59:20,420
what an impressive

1563
00:59:20,420 --> 00:59:22,420
reaction to those problems

1564
00:59:22,420 --> 00:59:24,420
I mean

1565
00:59:24,420 --> 00:59:26,420
yeah they get hurt they get hurt yeah

1566
00:59:26,420 --> 00:59:28,420
they get hurt sometimes is it after everyone or just

1567
00:59:28,420 --> 00:59:30,420
sometimes oh no sometimes or

1568
00:59:30,420 --> 00:59:32,420
they just get hurt doing other stuff and

1569
00:59:32,420 --> 00:59:34,420
then it affects their race scheduling

1570
00:59:34,420 --> 00:59:36,420
and stuff like that and it's hard for them

1571
00:59:36,420 --> 00:59:38,420
but yeah like my mom broke her leg a couple

1572
00:59:38,420 --> 00:59:40,420
years ago at really bad

1573
00:59:40,420 --> 00:59:42,420
like wheelchair bad and

1574
00:59:42,420 --> 00:59:44,420
she was frustrated about that

1575
00:59:44,420 --> 00:59:46,420
because she had been training for a marathon for a

1576
00:59:46,420 --> 00:59:48,420
while and she had to like completely

1577
00:59:48,420 --> 00:59:50,420
start over basically because she had to

1578
00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:52,420
like walk before

1579
00:59:52,420 --> 00:59:54,420
she could run

1580
00:59:54,420 --> 00:59:56,420
and she was rolling for a while

1581
00:59:56,420 --> 00:59:58,420
before she could even do that so

1582
00:59:58,420 --> 01:00:00,420
they're pretty hardcore I'm not

1583
01:00:00,420 --> 01:00:02,420
that hardcore yeah that's respect

1584
01:00:02,420 --> 01:00:04,420
I'm on the speed like I said I'm on

1585
01:00:04,420 --> 01:00:06,420
the speed end speed endurance end

1586
01:00:06,420 --> 01:00:08,420
yeah I was a 400 meter

1587
01:00:08,420 --> 01:00:10,420
runner when I was in

1588
01:00:10,420 --> 01:00:12,420
middle school and that's what I really

1589
01:00:12,420 --> 01:00:14,420
liked the best I

1590
01:00:14,420 --> 01:00:16,420
beat every Catholic kid I'll say

1591
01:00:16,420 --> 01:00:18,420
that proudly as a Protestant

1592
01:00:18,420 --> 01:00:20,420
as a proud member of the Presbyterian

1593
01:00:20,420 --> 01:00:22,420
of the United States Church

1594
01:00:22,420 --> 01:00:24,420
technically

1595
01:00:24,420 --> 01:00:26,420
someone's paying that bill I'm not paying that

1596
01:00:26,420 --> 01:00:28,420
but someone's paying for me to

1597
01:00:28,420 --> 01:00:30,420
be a member of that church

1598
01:00:30,420 --> 01:00:32,420
yeah I beat every Catholic

1599
01:00:32,420 --> 01:00:34,420
kid in the state of Alabama

1600
01:00:34,420 --> 01:00:36,420
one year at the 400 meter

1601
01:00:36,420 --> 01:00:38,420
dang dang wow and that was pretty cool

1602
01:00:38,420 --> 01:00:40,420
yeah yeah yeah when

1603
01:00:40,420 --> 01:00:42,420
you're Protestant you go to Catholic

1604
01:00:42,420 --> 01:00:44,420
school everybody else gets a snack

1605
01:00:44,420 --> 01:00:46,420
at church and you get like

1606
01:00:46,420 --> 01:00:48,420
a pat from a pedophile you know

1607
01:00:48,420 --> 01:00:50,420
that's wild that's what they

1608
01:00:50,420 --> 01:00:52,420
do in exchange do you like pronounce your faith

1609
01:00:52,420 --> 01:00:54,420
like at the school like I'm not Catholic

1610
01:00:54,420 --> 01:00:56,420
well like

1611
01:00:56,420 --> 01:00:58,420
if you haven't done the

1612
01:00:58,420 --> 01:01:00,420
if you haven't done like first communion

1613
01:01:00,420 --> 01:01:02,420
in the Catholic Church if you're not

1614
01:01:02,420 --> 01:01:04,420
a part of the Catholic Church then you can't

1615
01:01:04,420 --> 01:01:06,420
do communion in the Catholic Church as part of

1616
01:01:06,420 --> 01:01:08,420
the rules so

1617
01:01:08,420 --> 01:01:10,420
yeah after third grade all my friends

1618
01:01:10,420 --> 01:01:12,420
started to get a snack and I got the little like

1619
01:01:12,420 --> 01:01:14,420
okay

1620
01:01:14,420 --> 01:01:16,420
and I started to

1621
01:01:16,420 --> 01:01:18,420
become really bitter towards the

1622
01:01:18,420 --> 01:01:20,420
Catholic Church I think because I was like

1623
01:01:20,420 --> 01:01:22,420
I mean we did communion at

1624
01:01:22,420 --> 01:01:24,420
my church but everybody could have it that's what I

1625
01:01:24,420 --> 01:01:26,420
was gonna that's the first I didn't I don't know anything

1626
01:01:26,420 --> 01:01:28,420
about the Catholic Church but Catholics are a lot more

1627
01:01:28,420 --> 01:01:30,420
hardcore so if I want if I said I want

1628
01:01:30,420 --> 01:01:32,420
to be Catholic can I? No

1629
01:01:32,420 --> 01:01:34,420
no you have to go to school for like

1630
01:01:34,420 --> 01:01:36,420
a couple I think a year

1631
01:01:36,420 --> 01:01:38,420
maybe six months depending

1632
01:01:38,420 --> 01:01:40,420
on how much you do at a time

1633
01:01:40,420 --> 01:01:42,420
depending how much you want it

1634
01:01:42,420 --> 01:01:44,420
they might speed you through

1635
01:01:44,420 --> 01:01:46,420
depending on how much money you have

1636
01:01:46,420 --> 01:01:48,420
they might take you faster

1637
01:01:48,420 --> 01:01:50,420
indulgences is a classic

1638
01:01:50,420 --> 01:01:52,420
you know history

1639
01:01:52,420 --> 01:01:54,420
yeah that dude there's a bad issue

1640
01:01:54,420 --> 01:01:56,420
with that with the church

1641
01:01:56,420 --> 01:01:58,420
there's a bad present with that unfortunately

1642
01:01:58,420 --> 01:02:00,420
it's just like exploiting people for their money

1643
01:02:00,420 --> 01:02:02,420
and be like you can buy your way in heaven

1644
01:02:02,420 --> 01:02:04,420
like if you love God you will give us

1645
01:02:04,420 --> 01:02:06,420
this money that's why there's the picture

1646
01:02:06,420 --> 01:02:08,420
of the Pope touching Jeffrey Epstein on

1647
01:02:08,420 --> 01:02:10,420
the head or whatever so they got that

1648
01:02:10,420 --> 01:02:12,420
yeah they got that yeah

1649
01:02:12,420 --> 01:02:14,420
Epstein and

1650
01:02:14,420 --> 01:02:16,420
what was her name Gis Lane

1651
01:02:16,420 --> 01:02:18,420
tell me John Paul

1652
01:02:18,420 --> 01:02:20,420
John Paul II? I don't think it was John Paul

1653
01:02:20,420 --> 01:02:22,420
I think it was before John Paul that's my Pope

1654
01:02:22,420 --> 01:02:24,420
JP II

1655
01:02:24,420 --> 01:02:26,420
my mom actually used to teach it

1656
01:02:26,420 --> 01:02:28,420
the JP II high school here in Huntsville

1657
01:02:28,420 --> 01:02:30,420
I was

1658
01:02:30,420 --> 01:02:32,420
in school when he died and they

1659
01:02:32,420 --> 01:02:34,420
had to pick a new one

1660
01:02:34,420 --> 01:02:36,420
and then Benedict was so bad God told

1661
01:02:36,420 --> 01:02:38,420
him to stop being Pope

1662
01:02:38,420 --> 01:02:40,420
that's I'm still

1663
01:02:40,420 --> 01:02:42,420
wilding out about that

1664
01:02:42,420 --> 01:02:44,420
like imagine that it is John Paul

1665
01:02:44,420 --> 01:02:46,420
oh it is oh

1666
01:02:46,420 --> 01:02:48,420
here's a better picture no no

1667
01:02:48,420 --> 01:02:50,420
that's not real that one's fake

1668
01:02:50,420 --> 01:02:52,420
Brandon has no idea

1669
01:02:52,420 --> 01:02:54,420
it could be all the way animated

1670
01:02:54,420 --> 01:02:56,420
but this is real this is real

1671
01:02:56,420 --> 01:02:58,420
yeah that looks real well I don't I mean that makes

1672
01:02:58,420 --> 01:03:00,420
it makes unfortunate

1673
01:03:00,420 --> 01:03:02,420
sins yeah it was like it was the era

1674
01:03:02,420 --> 01:03:04,420
they're kinda in the same business yeah

1675
01:03:04,420 --> 01:03:06,420
for sure yes

1676
01:03:06,420 --> 01:03:08,420
yeah I had a weird I definitely

1677
01:03:08,420 --> 01:03:10,420
yeah I developed a real

1678
01:03:10,420 --> 01:03:12,420
distaste for the Catholic Church going to school there

1679
01:03:12,420 --> 01:03:14,420
cause they they okay so they

1680
01:03:14,420 --> 01:03:16,420
weren't letting me do communion

1681
01:03:16,420 --> 01:03:18,420
but they did want me to do

1682
01:03:18,420 --> 01:03:20,420
confession that was weird

1683
01:03:20,420 --> 01:03:22,420
so they did want me to go into the room

1684
01:03:22,420 --> 01:03:24,420
alone with the weird guy who's not

1685
01:03:24,420 --> 01:03:26,420
allowed to get married

1686
01:03:26,420 --> 01:03:28,420
but and they should cancel that

1687
01:03:28,420 --> 01:03:30,420
I couldn't take a snap from them

1688
01:03:30,420 --> 01:03:32,420
the priest no

1689
01:03:32,420 --> 01:03:34,420
the ones that wear

1690
01:03:34,420 --> 01:03:36,420
the special collar no they can't get

1691
01:03:36,420 --> 01:03:38,420
married that's why which I think they need to

1692
01:03:38,420 --> 01:03:40,420
get away from that the Pope can't get married

1693
01:03:40,420 --> 01:03:42,420
the Pope can not get married no not even

1694
01:03:42,420 --> 01:03:44,420
a little bit now some of them

1695
01:03:44,420 --> 01:03:46,420
one of these popes had like a marriage

1696
01:03:46,420 --> 01:03:48,420
or something and then he became a

1697
01:03:48,420 --> 01:03:50,420
priest a priest

1698
01:03:50,420 --> 01:03:52,420
which I don't really know what the rules are

1699
01:03:52,420 --> 01:03:54,420
it's called something different

1700
01:03:54,420 --> 01:03:56,420
and I think they're more like

1701
01:03:56,420 --> 01:03:58,420
I watched the movie it was

1702
01:03:58,420 --> 01:04:00,420
the Irish it was an Irish movie

1703
01:04:00,420 --> 01:04:02,420
about the Pope about a

1704
01:04:02,420 --> 01:04:04,420
Christian a million of them

1705
01:04:04,420 --> 01:04:06,420
it was a great movie I can't remember

1706
01:04:06,420 --> 01:04:08,420
I wanna know I just had to wear

1707
01:04:08,420 --> 01:04:10,420
a uniform until I was 14 years

1708
01:04:10,420 --> 01:04:12,420
old so I have a bitterness

1709
01:04:12,420 --> 01:04:14,420
I went into high school not

1710
01:04:14,420 --> 01:04:16,420
knowing how to wear clothes that's what I was gonna

1711
01:04:16,420 --> 01:04:18,420
ask you went to regular high school I went to

1712
01:04:18,420 --> 01:04:20,420
I went to a regular

1713
01:04:20,420 --> 01:04:22,420
racist high school for

1714
01:04:22,420 --> 01:04:24,420
Alabama yeah my mom

1715
01:04:24,420 --> 01:04:26,420
had stopped teaching at

1716
01:04:26,420 --> 01:04:28,420
JP2 and

1717
01:04:28,420 --> 01:04:30,420
had started teaching

1718
01:04:30,420 --> 01:04:32,420
at Austin High and so

1719
01:04:32,420 --> 01:04:34,420
after that we started going

1720
01:04:34,420 --> 01:04:36,420
to public school

1721
01:04:36,420 --> 01:04:38,420
this is the movie

1722
01:04:38,420 --> 01:04:40,420
the Pope's exorcist Russell Crowe

1723
01:04:40,420 --> 01:04:42,420
what Russell Crowe doing

1724
01:04:42,420 --> 01:04:44,420
now he's exercising

1725
01:04:44,420 --> 01:04:46,420
he's exercising oh yeah he gotta work out sometimes

1726
01:04:46,420 --> 01:04:48,420
oh man

1727
01:04:48,420 --> 01:04:50,420
I like Russell Crowe

1728
01:04:50,420 --> 01:04:52,420
I love these random tidbits

1729
01:04:52,420 --> 01:04:54,420
that Jack puts in the notes he always gives us

1730
01:04:54,420 --> 01:04:56,420
something so that's our research guy

1731
01:04:56,420 --> 01:04:58,420
you got 50 skills on LinkedIn

1732
01:04:58,420 --> 01:05:00,420
I have 50 skills on LinkedIn

1733
01:05:00,420 --> 01:05:02,420
what are my skills on LinkedIn

1734
01:05:02,420 --> 01:05:04,420
I could appreciate the knowledge

1735
01:05:04,420 --> 01:05:06,420
I could appreciate the knowledge but Jack put in parentheses

1736
01:05:06,420 --> 01:05:08,420
this dude I don't even

1737
01:05:08,420 --> 01:05:10,420
got 10 skills

1738
01:05:10,420 --> 01:05:12,420
you got 31 on your ACT

1739
01:05:12,420 --> 01:05:14,420
I did get a 31 on my ACT

1740
01:05:14,420 --> 01:05:16,420
I did I did

1741
01:05:16,420 --> 01:05:18,420
and you also run the bathrooms of note

1742
01:05:18,420 --> 01:05:20,420
I do I run the bathroom

1743
01:05:20,420 --> 01:05:22,420
confession time I took pictures

1744
01:05:22,420 --> 01:05:24,420
of this bathroom because it was a great bathroom

1745
01:05:24,420 --> 01:05:26,420
thank you

1746
01:05:26,420 --> 01:05:28,420
so I blog about bathrooms

1747
01:05:28,420 --> 01:05:30,420
I go to

1748
01:05:30,420 --> 01:05:32,420
it's like it's part like

1749
01:05:32,420 --> 01:05:34,420
like travel blog type thing

1750
01:05:34,420 --> 01:05:36,420
and then part like

1751
01:05:36,420 --> 01:05:38,420
like hey if you're a

1752
01:05:38,420 --> 01:05:40,420
trans person they don't freak out

1753
01:05:40,420 --> 01:05:42,420
if you go to this bathroom type situation

1754
01:05:42,420 --> 01:05:44,420
so it's fun I like it

1755
01:05:44,420 --> 01:05:46,420
I do like some

1756
01:05:46,420 --> 01:05:48,420
I've designed some stickers and stuff for it

1757
01:05:48,420 --> 01:05:50,420
and I did

1758
01:05:50,420 --> 01:05:52,420
it more when I was living in Birmingham because I

1759
01:05:52,420 --> 01:05:54,420
was like like I said it's more walkable

1760
01:05:54,420 --> 01:05:56,420
so I was walking around a lot more and so I would

1761
01:05:56,420 --> 01:05:58,420
have to go to the bathroom places

1762
01:05:58,420 --> 01:06:00,420
so I haven't been doing it as much here

1763
01:06:00,420 --> 01:06:02,420
because I haven't been like going out and about as much

1764
01:06:02,420 --> 01:06:04,420
but I've been trying to do it a little bit more

1765
01:06:04,420 --> 01:06:06,420
I did one I think my most recent

1766
01:06:06,420 --> 01:06:08,420
one is from Fat Sammy's

1767
01:06:08,420 --> 01:06:10,420
because they've got a really good bathroom

1768
01:06:10,420 --> 01:06:12,420
they've got like a chest in there

1769
01:06:12,420 --> 01:06:14,420
they've got two great bathrooms have you been to the

1770
01:06:14,420 --> 01:06:16,420
Flamingo bathroom? No I have not

1771
01:06:16,420 --> 01:06:18,420
the one all the way in the back is the Flamingo bathroom

1772
01:06:18,420 --> 01:06:20,420
I did not post the Flamingo one on there

1773
01:06:20,420 --> 01:06:22,420
I'll be honest with you because I'm gatekeeping

1774
01:06:22,420 --> 01:06:24,420
so

1775
01:06:24,420 --> 01:06:26,420
here's our specials that's my

1776
01:06:26,420 --> 01:06:28,420
special bathrooms of no secret for this

1777
01:06:28,420 --> 01:06:30,420
podcast is you can go further

1778
01:06:30,420 --> 01:06:32,420
into the Fat Sammy's and go to an even

1779
01:06:32,420 --> 01:06:34,420
cooler bathroom if you're not

1780
01:06:34,420 --> 01:06:36,420
afraid of Flamingos if you are afraid of Flamingos

1781
01:06:36,420 --> 01:06:38,420
you should not go in there dude

1782
01:06:38,420 --> 01:06:40,420
so is it like a statue? No it is the entire

1783
01:06:40,420 --> 01:06:42,420
wallpapers Flamingos dog

1784
01:06:42,420 --> 01:06:44,420
it is a pink ass bathroom

1785
01:06:44,420 --> 01:06:46,420
it's beautiful

1786
01:06:46,420 --> 01:06:48,420
you didn't tell me about the Flamingo bathroom dude

1787
01:06:48,420 --> 01:06:50,420
you have to walk past because everybody wouldn't know about it

1788
01:06:50,420 --> 01:06:52,420
like you're saying

1789
01:06:52,420 --> 01:06:54,420
you gotta go past that part where it looks like

1790
01:06:54,420 --> 01:06:56,420
and also the green one is cool

1791
01:06:56,420 --> 01:06:58,420
the green one is cool

1792
01:06:58,420 --> 01:07:00,420
the jungle bathroom

1793
01:07:00,420 --> 01:07:02,420
yeah Birmingham has some really good bathrooms

1794
01:07:02,420 --> 01:07:04,420
I'll be honest that's probably why I started it

1795
01:07:04,420 --> 01:07:06,420
it was because Birmingham had some excellent bathrooms

1796
01:07:06,420 --> 01:07:08,420
and then during Covid it was fun because people

1797
01:07:08,420 --> 01:07:10,420
would send me pictures of their

1798
01:07:10,420 --> 01:07:12,420
bathroom like at home

1799
01:07:12,420 --> 01:07:14,420
from Covid

1800
01:07:14,420 --> 01:07:16,420
that was kinda cool

1801
01:07:16,420 --> 01:07:18,420
people would be like oh

1802
01:07:18,420 --> 01:07:20,420
okay yeah I decorated

1803
01:07:20,420 --> 01:07:22,420
my bathroom here's my bathroom and I was like

1804
01:07:22,420 --> 01:07:24,420
oh okay that's kinda neat and then even

1805
01:07:24,420 --> 01:07:26,420
as that started

1806
01:07:26,420 --> 01:07:28,420
I started doing guest features

1807
01:07:28,420 --> 01:07:30,420
where people would send me bathrooms that they saw

1808
01:07:30,420 --> 01:07:32,420
on a trip or whatever that they thought

1809
01:07:32,420 --> 01:07:34,420
were really cool and that was fun

1810
01:07:34,420 --> 01:07:36,420
what would you say are like three benchmarks

1811
01:07:36,420 --> 01:07:38,420
of the great bathroom

1812
01:07:38,420 --> 01:07:40,420
what are three things a bathroom is

1813
01:07:40,420 --> 01:07:42,420
I would say

1814
01:07:42,420 --> 01:07:44,420
ease of access

1815
01:07:44,420 --> 01:07:46,420
so like is it easy to get

1816
01:07:46,420 --> 01:07:48,420
in and out of there

1817
01:07:48,420 --> 01:07:50,420
Moody Mondays sucks

1818
01:07:50,420 --> 01:07:52,420
their bathroom sucks

1819
01:07:52,420 --> 01:07:54,420
oh that will

1820
01:07:54,420 --> 01:07:56,420
never be featured on my blog unfortunately

1821
01:07:56,420 --> 01:07:58,420
I do karaoke there

1822
01:07:58,420 --> 01:08:00,420
I might feature them on my blog they are

1823
01:08:00,420 --> 01:08:02,420
kind of like a cool dive bathroom

1824
01:08:02,420 --> 01:08:04,420
if you're looking for that kind of vibe

1825
01:08:04,420 --> 01:08:06,420
they have like the shower curtain and shit

1826
01:08:06,420 --> 01:08:08,420
they are a dive bathroom

1827
01:08:08,420 --> 01:08:10,420
but I wouldn't like recommend

1828
01:08:10,420 --> 01:08:12,420
that bathroom I wouldn't recommend

1829
01:08:12,420 --> 01:08:14,420
that one it's cool

1830
01:08:14,420 --> 01:08:16,420
it definitely has a vibe but it's not

1831
01:08:16,420 --> 01:08:18,420
one I would recommend the vibe is small

1832
01:08:18,420 --> 01:08:20,420
yeah the vibe is inaccessible

1833
01:08:20,420 --> 01:08:22,420
my big ass can't fit

1834
01:08:22,420 --> 01:08:24,420
I don't trust the curtains either

1835
01:08:24,420 --> 01:08:26,420
the vibe is you might

1836
01:08:26,420 --> 01:08:28,420
be assaulted in this bathroom

1837
01:08:28,420 --> 01:08:30,420
so that's why it's yet to be featured

1838
01:08:30,420 --> 01:08:32,420
on the blog because I really don't like to

1839
01:08:32,420 --> 01:08:34,420
promote bathrooms that I don't think are safe

1840
01:08:34,420 --> 01:08:36,420
no offense to Moody Mondays I think you're

1841
01:08:36,420 --> 01:08:38,420
a great business I love karaoke

1842
01:08:38,420 --> 01:08:40,420
I agree like I'm part of your blog

1843
01:08:40,420 --> 01:08:42,420
too because I do a lot of bathrooms myself

1844
01:08:42,420 --> 01:08:44,420
and like that bathroom sometimes I'll feel

1845
01:08:44,420 --> 01:08:46,420
comfortable because I'm in there I'm like you got this curtain

1846
01:08:46,420 --> 01:08:48,420
what if a crazy dude come in there and open it

1847
01:08:48,420 --> 01:08:50,420
yeah there could be anybody at Moody's

1848
01:08:50,420 --> 01:08:52,420
exactly and I already got fear because when I was

1849
01:08:52,420 --> 01:08:54,420
in middle school we would have like people come in there

1850
01:08:54,420 --> 01:08:56,420
and wait for you they would be waiting in the bathroom

1851
01:08:56,420 --> 01:08:58,420
and as soon as you started peeing they would come up to you

1852
01:08:58,420 --> 01:09:00,420
and be like uh and push you

1853
01:09:00,420 --> 01:09:02,420
yeah they'll push you and you pee all over your pants

1854
01:09:02,420 --> 01:09:04,420
into the stall or on your

1855
01:09:04,420 --> 01:09:06,420
pants oh you'd be on the urinal

1856
01:09:06,420 --> 01:09:08,420
surprise that's why I always go on the stall still

1857
01:09:08,420 --> 01:09:10,420
this day I don't blame you

1858
01:09:10,420 --> 01:09:12,420
I also I think part of the reason why I have

1859
01:09:12,420 --> 01:09:14,420
the blog is I used to take like depression

1860
01:09:14,420 --> 01:09:16,420
naps in the floor of my bathroom when I

1861
01:09:16,420 --> 01:09:18,420
was a kid like when I was a teenager

1862
01:09:18,420 --> 01:09:20,420
and so I really like bathrooms they're

1863
01:09:20,420 --> 01:09:22,420
like a safe space to me you can if you

1864
01:09:22,420 --> 01:09:24,420
if you can escape like the chaos

1865
01:09:24,420 --> 01:09:26,420
of a place in their bathroom

1866
01:09:26,420 --> 01:09:28,420
then that's that that is a bathroom

1867
01:09:28,420 --> 01:09:30,420
I highly recommend if it's a really fun

1868
01:09:30,420 --> 01:09:32,420
chaotic place but the bathroom is like chill

1869
01:09:32,420 --> 01:09:34,420
I'm always gonna recommend

1870
01:09:34,420 --> 01:09:36,420
same here I took a lot of naps

1871
01:09:36,420 --> 01:09:38,420
in the bathrooms because I was blacked out

1872
01:09:38,420 --> 01:09:40,420
okay okay

1873
01:09:40,420 --> 01:09:42,420
alright

1874
01:09:42,420 --> 01:09:44,420
mine was teenage depression and

1875
01:09:44,420 --> 01:09:46,420
gender dysphoria but I get it

1876
01:09:46,420 --> 01:09:48,420
alcoholism

1877
01:09:48,420 --> 01:09:50,420
we all have our afflictions

1878
01:09:50,420 --> 01:09:52,420
that's a good one for him I like to hide

1879
01:09:52,420 --> 01:09:54,420
in the bathroom sometimes get away from people

1880
01:09:54,420 --> 01:09:56,420
be in there for a couple hours people get worried

1881
01:09:56,420 --> 01:09:58,420
you just showed me a video

1882
01:09:58,420 --> 01:10:00,420
the blog helps me a lot

1883
01:10:00,420 --> 01:10:02,420
I'll be honest with you people do not worry

1884
01:10:02,420 --> 01:10:04,420
about me if I take a long time in the bathroom

1885
01:10:04,420 --> 01:10:06,420
because they're like he's probably taking

1886
01:10:06,420 --> 01:10:08,420
pictures of the bathroom he's probably

1887
01:10:08,420 --> 01:10:10,420
doing a blog post and I almost

1888
01:10:10,420 --> 01:10:12,420
always am

1889
01:10:12,420 --> 01:10:14,420
hell yeah

1890
01:10:14,420 --> 01:10:16,420
so what's this

1891
01:10:16,420 --> 01:10:18,420
riot comedy club

1892
01:10:18,420 --> 01:10:20,420
riot comedy club is the comedy

1893
01:10:20,420 --> 01:10:22,420
club in Houston my sister

1894
01:10:22,420 --> 01:10:24,420
lives in Houston with her husband

1895
01:10:24,420 --> 01:10:26,420
Andrew my sister Camille

1896
01:10:26,420 --> 01:10:28,420
and

1897
01:10:28,420 --> 01:10:30,420
I was going out to visit them

1898
01:10:30,420 --> 01:10:32,420
last year last summer

1899
01:10:32,420 --> 01:10:34,420
and I

1900
01:10:34,420 --> 01:10:36,420
was like oh they got an open mic at this

1901
01:10:36,420 --> 01:10:38,420
place and I signed up and I did

1902
01:10:38,420 --> 01:10:40,420
it it was fun they mispronounced

1903
01:10:40,420 --> 01:10:42,420
my name but it was okay

1904
01:10:42,420 --> 01:10:44,420
they called me Carson Macklemore

1905
01:10:44,420 --> 01:10:46,420
that is not the

1906
01:10:46,420 --> 01:10:48,420
entry or no Mick Elmore

1907
01:10:48,420 --> 01:10:50,420
Mick Elmore

1908
01:10:50,420 --> 01:10:52,420
was I the host?

1909
01:10:52,420 --> 01:10:54,420
here's the thing

1910
01:10:54,420 --> 01:10:56,420
the host was actively

1911
01:10:56,420 --> 01:10:58,420
British I don't know any other way of saying that

1912
01:10:58,420 --> 01:11:00,420
it was clearly a British person

1913
01:11:00,420 --> 01:11:02,420
and so I was like are you trying to start beefing

1914
01:11:02,420 --> 01:11:04,420
with me without even knowing me like

1915
01:11:04,420 --> 01:11:06,420
I am not Irish I mean

1916
01:11:06,420 --> 01:11:08,420
perhaps like in my past but

1917
01:11:08,420 --> 01:11:10,420
that is not what I wrote down

1918
01:11:10,420 --> 01:11:12,420
I definitely wrote my name not

1919
01:11:12,420 --> 01:11:14,420
some other motherfucking guy's name but

1920
01:11:14,420 --> 01:11:16,420
no beef he was really

1921
01:11:16,420 --> 01:11:18,420
apologetic afterwards and I did a pretty good

1922
01:11:18,420 --> 01:11:20,420
set I was like the last

1923
01:11:20,420 --> 01:11:22,420
person on the show because I

1924
01:11:22,420 --> 01:11:24,420
you know I'm not I was from no

1925
01:11:24,420 --> 01:11:26,420
nowhere but

1926
01:11:26,420 --> 01:11:28,420
it was really fun and

1927
01:11:28,420 --> 01:11:30,420
I talked to some of the people that were on the show

1928
01:11:30,420 --> 01:11:32,420
and they let me know about another mic that

1929
01:11:32,420 --> 01:11:34,420
was going on in Houston that night at Natsuo

1930
01:11:34,420 --> 01:11:36,420
which is an art bar in Houston

1931
01:11:36,420 --> 01:11:38,420
and that was a dope ass mic

1932
01:11:38,420 --> 01:11:40,420
that mic ruled

1933
01:11:40,420 --> 01:11:42,420
Riot was awesome I want to say Riot

1934
01:11:42,420 --> 01:11:44,420
was awesome

1935
01:11:44,420 --> 01:11:46,420
what Jack thought

1936
01:11:46,420 --> 01:11:48,420
Natsuo right? Yeah Natsuo

1937
01:11:48,420 --> 01:11:50,420
dumb that's just Houston

1938
01:11:50,420 --> 01:11:52,420
spellbag you see how they treat you here Carson

1939
01:11:52,420 --> 01:11:54,420
man Natsuo

1940
01:11:54,420 --> 01:11:56,420
they're treating you rough

1941
01:11:56,420 --> 01:11:58,420
but that's how you pronounce

1942
01:11:58,420 --> 01:12:00,420
it for you pronunciation

1943
01:12:00,420 --> 01:12:02,420
heads out there it's Natsuo

1944
01:12:02,420 --> 01:12:04,420
Natsuo it's a really cool

1945
01:12:04,420 --> 01:12:06,420
place if you're in Houston I'd highly recommend checking

1946
01:12:06,420 --> 01:12:08,420
out three floors I will

1947
01:12:08,420 --> 01:12:10,420
say not like the most accessible

1948
01:12:10,420 --> 01:12:12,420
accessible

1949
01:12:12,420 --> 01:12:14,420
place it is definitely like spiral

1950
01:12:14,420 --> 01:12:16,420
staircases no elevators that kind of thing

1951
01:12:16,420 --> 01:12:18,420
but aesthetically

1952
01:12:18,420 --> 01:12:20,420
very cool and like

1953
01:12:20,420 --> 01:12:22,420
because of COVID a lot of the streets in Houston

1954
01:12:22,420 --> 01:12:24,420
are shut down so it was almost getting

1955
01:12:24,420 --> 01:12:26,420
to be like you were in like this

1956
01:12:26,420 --> 01:12:28,420
weird empty building

1957
01:12:28,420 --> 01:12:30,420
almost because it's like basically

1958
01:12:30,420 --> 01:12:32,420
an empty building that just has a bunch of crap

1959
01:12:32,420 --> 01:12:34,420
thrown into it like someone's

1960
01:12:34,420 --> 01:12:36,420
like forgotten warehouse building

1961
01:12:36,420 --> 01:12:38,420
it's got a bunch of mannequins

1962
01:12:38,420 --> 01:12:40,420
and movie stuff it's really neat

1963
01:12:40,420 --> 01:12:42,420
and then it's got bars on each floor

1964
01:12:42,420 --> 01:12:44,420
so I had a

1965
01:12:44,420 --> 01:12:46,420
great time I had a great time and the mic there was

1966
01:12:46,420 --> 01:12:48,420
dope it was a very cool mic

1967
01:12:48,420 --> 01:12:50,420
are you ready for this? yeah hit me with it

1968
01:12:50,420 --> 01:12:52,420
alright so speaking

1969
01:12:52,420 --> 01:12:54,420
of movies tv's and all

1970
01:12:54,420 --> 01:12:56,420
this stuff you're the producer

1971
01:12:56,420 --> 01:12:58,420
producer of trivia challenge

1972
01:12:58,420 --> 01:13:00,420
at current coffee indicator

1973
01:13:00,420 --> 01:13:02,420
yes and I was like could you

1974
01:13:02,420 --> 01:13:04,420
bless us with a little trivia I can hit you with some

1975
01:13:04,420 --> 01:13:06,420
and everybody at home play along yeah

1976
01:13:06,420 --> 01:13:08,420
and we'll see who does the best

1977
01:13:08,420 --> 01:13:10,420
you got to write down your answer dude

1978
01:13:10,420 --> 01:13:12,420
I'm writing it down

1979
01:13:12,420 --> 01:13:14,420
you got a pen you got a pen over there

1980
01:13:14,420 --> 01:13:16,420
let's see

1981
01:13:16,420 --> 01:13:18,420
any paper over there? here I got you paper

1982
01:13:18,420 --> 01:13:20,420
I got it I'm gonna get it

1983
01:13:20,420 --> 01:13:22,420
I got it

1984
01:13:22,420 --> 01:13:24,420
you can use my pen

1985
01:13:24,420 --> 01:13:26,420
alright

1986
01:13:26,420 --> 01:13:28,420
y'all want a barb-enheimer?

1987
01:13:28,420 --> 01:13:30,420
some barbie oppenheimer

1988
01:13:30,420 --> 01:13:32,420
please no

1989
01:13:32,420 --> 01:13:34,420
I haven't seen either one oh I just

1990
01:13:34,420 --> 01:13:36,420
I've seen half a barbie

1991
01:13:36,420 --> 01:13:38,420
I just haven't seen oppenheimer

1992
01:13:38,420 --> 01:13:40,420
oh guys Oppenheimer

1993
01:13:40,420 --> 01:13:42,420
this is an oscars an official

1994
01:13:42,420 --> 01:13:44,420
carson oscars prediction Oppenheimer is

1995
01:13:44,420 --> 01:13:46,420
gonna win a lot of those awards

1996
01:13:46,420 --> 01:13:48,420
yes everybody knows

1997
01:13:48,420 --> 01:13:50,420
that the academy loves Christopher

1998
01:13:50,420 --> 01:13:52,420
Nolan oh yeah so

1999
01:13:52,420 --> 01:13:54,420
he will be winning many awards

2000
01:13:54,420 --> 01:13:56,420
I like Christopher Nolan too even though it is

2001
01:13:56,420 --> 01:13:58,420
oddly a story of the

2002
01:13:58,420 --> 01:14:00,420
Nagasaki and Hiroshima bombings

2003
01:14:00,420 --> 01:14:02,420
that has absolutely no

2004
01:14:02,420 --> 01:14:04,420
Japanese people in it weird

2005
01:14:04,420 --> 01:14:06,420
take weird take also

2006
01:14:06,420 --> 01:14:08,420
they used the land of

2007
01:14:08,420 --> 01:14:10,420
a Native American tribe

2008
01:14:10,420 --> 01:14:12,420
and just didn't

2009
01:14:12,420 --> 01:14:14,420
clean up after they left

2010
01:14:14,420 --> 01:14:16,420
just like Oppenheimer did the

2011
01:14:16,420 --> 01:14:18,420
first time so real

2012
01:14:18,420 --> 01:14:20,420
he's committed to the bit

2013
01:14:20,420 --> 01:14:22,420
I was gonna say I didn't want to be as accurate as possible

2014
01:14:22,420 --> 01:14:24,420
yeah but okay so we won't do

2015
01:14:24,420 --> 01:14:26,420
what about are you guys

2016
01:14:26,420 --> 01:14:28,420
what about 30 rock are you familiar with 30 rock?

2017
01:14:28,420 --> 01:14:30,420
I'm down with 30 rock let's do it dude

2018
01:14:30,420 --> 01:14:32,420
I think you'll be able to get some of these

2019
01:14:32,420 --> 01:14:34,420
because I give hints in my questions

2020
01:14:34,420 --> 01:14:36,420
okay cool so recently

2021
01:14:36,420 --> 01:14:38,420
I did a

2022
01:14:38,420 --> 01:14:40,420
leap day trivia

2023
01:14:40,420 --> 01:14:42,420
because you know leap day recently happened

2024
01:14:42,420 --> 01:14:44,420
this is a leap year this year so we had an extra day

2025
01:14:44,420 --> 01:14:46,420
and you may

2026
01:14:46,420 --> 01:14:48,420
or may not know this but in

2027
01:14:48,420 --> 01:14:50,420
the course of 30 rock they

2028
01:14:50,420 --> 01:14:52,420
actually created their own

2029
01:14:52,420 --> 01:14:54,420
leap day character

2030
01:14:54,420 --> 01:14:56,420
with his own backstory

2031
01:14:56,420 --> 01:14:58,420
and they did this for a very special

2032
01:14:58,420 --> 01:15:00,420
reason that I'm gonna go over through our

2033
01:15:00,420 --> 01:15:02,420
questions

2034
01:15:02,420 --> 01:15:04,420
so first I'm just gonna give you the title

2035
01:15:04,420 --> 01:15:06,420
of what this category is called

2036
01:15:06,420 --> 01:15:08,420
leap day meet leap day

2037
01:15:08,420 --> 01:15:10,420
leap day

2038
01:15:10,420 --> 01:15:12,420
so folks which yes man

2039
01:15:12,420 --> 01:15:14,420
and Truman show star makes a

2040
01:15:14,420 --> 01:15:16,420
guest appearance in the episode

2041
01:15:16,420 --> 01:15:18,420
as leap day Williams

2042
01:15:18,420 --> 01:15:20,420
the show's in universe

2043
01:15:20,420 --> 01:15:22,420
leap day mascot hero

2044
01:15:24,420 --> 01:15:26,420
at Truman show Truman show

2045
01:15:26,420 --> 01:15:28,420
yes man and Truman show

2046
01:15:28,420 --> 01:15:30,420
star and I've got a bonus question

2047
01:15:30,420 --> 01:15:32,420
oh I know I know I know that

2048
01:15:32,420 --> 01:15:34,420
and here's the bonus question on that one

2049
01:15:34,420 --> 01:15:36,420
which of the comedians films are referenced

2050
01:15:36,420 --> 01:15:38,420
in this appearance okay and this is

2051
01:15:38,420 --> 01:15:40,420
a two parter so listen carefully which of

2052
01:15:40,420 --> 01:15:42,420
the comedians films are referenced

2053
01:15:42,420 --> 01:15:44,420
in this appearance

2054
01:15:44,420 --> 01:15:46,420
his legal bro feature from

2055
01:15:46,420 --> 01:15:48,420
1997 and his

2056
01:15:48,420 --> 01:15:50,420
god complex flick from

2057
01:15:50,420 --> 01:15:52,420
2003 I know both of those

2058
01:15:52,420 --> 01:15:54,420
I know

2059
01:15:54,420 --> 01:15:56,420
I know one of them

2060
01:15:56,420 --> 01:15:58,420
dumb looking in my no I know we got the same answer

2061
01:15:58,420 --> 01:16:00,420
but I already I already

2062
01:16:00,420 --> 01:16:02,420
don't have a pen but I'm not looking at

2063
01:16:02,420 --> 01:16:04,420
the other ones I got a pen probably

2064
01:16:04,420 --> 01:16:06,420
what was that first

2065
01:16:06,420 --> 01:16:08,420
movie

2066
01:16:08,420 --> 01:16:10,420
was a

2067
01:16:10,420 --> 01:16:12,420
legal bro feature from 1997

2068
01:16:12,420 --> 01:16:14,420
I know that

2069
01:16:14,420 --> 01:16:16,420
take it no I don't have

2070
01:16:16,420 --> 01:16:18,420
I got pencil yeah

2071
01:16:18,420 --> 01:16:20,420
works here you gotta know

2072
01:16:20,420 --> 01:16:22,420
Kersos doesn't have a writing instrument

2073
01:16:22,420 --> 01:16:24,420
on him I got no cards I got glue sticks

2074
01:16:24,420 --> 01:16:26,420
I got a pair of scissors on me right now

2075
01:16:26,420 --> 01:16:28,420
I got a small

2076
01:16:28,420 --> 01:16:30,420
stack of magic cards I accidentally

2077
01:16:30,420 --> 01:16:32,420
put through the wash that's what

2078
01:16:32,420 --> 01:16:34,420
happens when you work at a card store

2079
01:16:34,420 --> 01:16:36,420
don't worry they were worth nothing

2080
01:16:36,420 --> 01:16:38,420
I pulled them out of the recycling bin

2081
01:16:38,420 --> 01:16:40,420
I just bought a

2082
01:16:40,420 --> 01:16:42,420
car or a fanny pack

2083
01:16:42,420 --> 01:16:44,420
yeah fanny up

2084
01:16:44,420 --> 01:16:46,420
I'm getting it

2085
01:16:46,420 --> 01:16:48,420
so what was the B question and I heard the A question

2086
01:16:48,420 --> 01:16:50,420
for the movie

2087
01:16:50,420 --> 01:16:52,420
so

2088
01:16:52,420 --> 01:16:54,420
which of the the bro

2089
01:16:54,420 --> 01:16:56,420
oh his legal bro feature

2090
01:16:56,420 --> 01:16:58,420
from 1997 got that one and god

2091
01:16:58,420 --> 01:17:00,420
complex flick from 2003

2092
01:17:00,420 --> 01:17:02,420
okay I got both of them

2093
01:17:02,420 --> 01:17:04,420
okay you guys want

2094
01:17:04,420 --> 01:17:06,420
some more questions or do you want

2095
01:17:06,420 --> 01:17:08,420
the answers first let's do answers

2096
01:17:08,420 --> 01:17:10,420
first you get you got both of those

2097
01:17:10,420 --> 01:17:12,420
I got the first I got second but I don't know the first

2098
01:17:12,420 --> 01:17:14,420
should be three answers

2099
01:17:14,420 --> 01:17:16,420
yeah I only got two I don't

2100
01:17:16,420 --> 01:17:18,420
know what the other one you want to go first

2101
01:17:18,420 --> 01:17:20,420
me with what you've got Jim Carrey

2102
01:17:20,420 --> 01:17:22,420
liar liar Bruce

2103
01:17:22,420 --> 01:17:24,420
Almighty

2104
01:17:24,420 --> 01:17:26,420
I had Jim Carrey and Bruce

2105
01:17:26,420 --> 01:17:28,420
Almighty I didn't get two I just got

2106
01:17:28,420 --> 01:17:30,420
Jim Carrey one

2107
01:17:30,420 --> 01:17:32,420
okay easy peasy all right

2108
01:17:32,420 --> 01:17:34,420
all right we're moving on to the next part

2109
01:17:34,420 --> 01:17:36,420
30 Rocks creators explained

2110
01:17:36,420 --> 01:17:38,420
Luke Gabe's invention

2111
01:17:38,420 --> 01:17:40,420
as a way to manufacture

2112
01:17:40,420 --> 01:17:42,420
a big holiday episode around the

2113
01:17:42,420 --> 01:17:44,420
pregnancy of which show

2114
01:17:44,420 --> 01:17:46,420
runner and alum of SNL's

2115
01:17:46,420 --> 01:17:48,420
Weekend Update

2116
01:17:48,420 --> 01:17:50,420
I don't know

2117
01:17:50,420 --> 01:17:52,420
and I have a bonus question for this one too

2118
01:17:52,420 --> 01:17:54,420
for what sour

2119
01:17:54,420 --> 01:17:56,420
fruit is this writer

2120
01:17:56,420 --> 01:17:58,420
slash stars character Liz

2121
01:17:58,420 --> 01:18:00,420
named within the show

2122
01:18:00,420 --> 01:18:02,420
for what sour

2123
01:18:02,420 --> 01:18:04,420
fruit is this writer slash

2124
01:18:04,420 --> 01:18:06,420
stars character Liz named

2125
01:18:06,420 --> 01:18:08,420
within the show how I like

2126
01:18:08,420 --> 01:18:10,420
I know it too

2127
01:18:10,420 --> 01:18:12,420
sour fruit

2128
01:18:12,420 --> 01:18:14,420
it's a weird one it's not a common one

2129
01:18:14,420 --> 01:18:16,420
I'm not

2130
01:18:16,420 --> 01:18:18,420
I'm not going to say that it's

2131
01:18:18,420 --> 01:18:20,420
I would say that it's not uncommon

2132
01:18:20,420 --> 01:18:22,420
I know I watch it

2133
01:18:22,420 --> 01:18:24,420
I can't believe I can't remember right now

2134
01:18:24,420 --> 01:18:26,420
if I I'm a writer I don't

2135
01:18:26,420 --> 01:18:28,420
know why but my conscience my soul telling

2136
01:18:28,420 --> 01:18:30,420
me this is your right answer

2137
01:18:30,420 --> 01:18:32,420
I don't think so all right I'm gonna write you guys

2138
01:18:32,420 --> 01:18:34,420
got something I'm blanking

2139
01:18:34,420 --> 01:18:36,420
on it so I don't think I got that

2140
01:18:36,420 --> 01:18:38,420
yeah you got you

2141
01:18:38,420 --> 01:18:40,420
you done I don't think I have it

2142
01:18:40,420 --> 01:18:42,420
but you got something I just put

2143
01:18:42,420 --> 01:18:44,420
something to you go who

2144
01:18:44,420 --> 01:18:46,420
did you have as then as the creator

2145
01:18:46,420 --> 01:18:48,420
the 30 rock creator

2146
01:18:48,420 --> 01:18:50,420
the show runner the SNL

2147
01:18:50,420 --> 01:18:52,420
alum who did you have for that one

2148
01:18:52,420 --> 01:18:54,420
well I can't think of anything

2149
01:18:54,420 --> 01:18:56,420
since you said like a SNL

2150
01:18:56,420 --> 01:18:58,420
I'm just gonna throw it in there this could be

2151
01:18:58,420 --> 01:19:00,420
wrong Gilda maybe

2152
01:19:00,420 --> 01:19:02,420
I feel like she was there

2153
01:19:02,420 --> 01:19:04,420
that would be dope like I was like

2154
01:19:04,420 --> 01:19:06,420
if you haven't watched love Gilda the documentary

2155
01:19:06,420 --> 01:19:08,420
about Gilda Radner I highly recommend

2156
01:19:08,420 --> 01:19:10,420
especially if you're a Gene Wilder fan

2157
01:19:10,420 --> 01:19:12,420
they were together for the

2158
01:19:12,420 --> 01:19:14,420
last years of their lives okay I like

2159
01:19:14,420 --> 01:19:16,420
the game but okay

2160
01:19:16,420 --> 01:19:18,420
what did you have for that answer I said Tina Fey

2161
01:19:18,420 --> 01:19:20,420
Tina Fey that's the one did you have that

2162
01:19:20,420 --> 01:19:22,420
that Tina Fey okay and the

2163
01:19:22,420 --> 01:19:24,420
sour fruit did you have a guess no

2164
01:19:24,420 --> 01:19:26,420
yes persimmon persimmon

2165
01:19:26,420 --> 01:19:28,420
okay I'm gonna be so

2166
01:19:28,420 --> 01:19:30,420
mad when you tell me I don't know okay it is lemon

2167
01:19:30,420 --> 01:19:32,420
Liz Lemon

2168
01:19:32,420 --> 01:19:34,420
Liz Lemon baby

2169
01:19:34,420 --> 01:19:36,420
because the way that I

2170
01:19:36,420 --> 01:19:38,420
can easily remember it is that sesame

2171
01:19:38,420 --> 01:19:40,420
street did a bit about it where they had

2172
01:19:40,420 --> 01:19:42,420
an actual lemon

2173
01:19:42,420 --> 01:19:44,420
do one of the lines and then they were like

2174
01:19:44,420 --> 01:19:46,420
lemon it's Wednesday

2175
01:19:46,420 --> 01:19:48,420
like Alec Baldwin

2176
01:19:48,420 --> 01:19:50,420
alright speaking of

2177
01:19:50,420 --> 01:19:52,420
for two points

2178
01:19:52,420 --> 01:19:54,420
name the actors who both must

2179
01:19:54,420 --> 01:19:56,420
undergo leap day

2180
01:19:56,420 --> 01:19:58,420
transformations as part of the leap

2181
01:19:58,420 --> 01:20:00,420
Dave Williams episode

2182
01:20:00,420 --> 01:20:02,420
portrayed by the equally problematic

2183
01:20:02,420 --> 01:20:04,420
in both their real and fictional

2184
01:20:04,420 --> 01:20:06,420
lives actor and exec duo

2185
01:20:06,420 --> 01:20:08,420
Tracy Jordan and

2186
01:20:08,420 --> 01:20:10,420
Jack Donaghy

2187
01:20:10,420 --> 01:20:12,420
so you want their names I need

2188
01:20:12,420 --> 01:20:14,420
the actual actors names of Tracy

2189
01:20:14,420 --> 01:20:16,420
Jordan and Jack Donaghy

2190
01:20:22,420 --> 01:20:24,420
and then I have a bonus for you

2191
01:20:24,420 --> 01:20:26,420
one last bonus in here

2192
01:20:26,420 --> 01:20:28,420
can't think of this dudes name but he looks like

2193
01:20:28,420 --> 01:20:30,420
a tennis player

2194
01:20:30,420 --> 01:20:32,420
what I don't think you think

2195
01:20:32,420 --> 01:20:34,420
about them like first try

2196
01:20:34,420 --> 01:20:36,420
I can't remember

2197
01:20:36,420 --> 01:20:38,420
his name dude

2198
01:20:38,420 --> 01:20:40,420
you know the first one you know both of them

2199
01:20:40,420 --> 01:20:42,420
I think I know the first one

2200
01:20:42,420 --> 01:20:44,420
we've watched videos

2201
01:20:44,420 --> 01:20:46,420
about both of these in the last month

2202
01:20:46,420 --> 01:20:48,420
well then I definitely know one of them

2203
01:20:48,420 --> 01:20:50,420
the other one

2204
01:20:50,420 --> 01:20:52,420
Tracy Jordan and Jack Donaghy

2205
01:20:52,420 --> 01:20:54,420
so here's the bonus

2206
01:20:54,420 --> 01:20:56,420
for which film is Donaghy's

2207
01:20:56,420 --> 01:20:58,420
actor under fire as both

2208
01:20:58,420 --> 01:21:00,420
the producer and the finger on

2209
01:21:00,420 --> 01:21:02,420
the trigger in the fatal shot

2210
01:21:02,420 --> 01:21:04,420
that killed cinematographer

2211
01:21:04,420 --> 01:21:06,420
Halna Hutchins in 2021

2212
01:21:06,420 --> 01:21:08,420
got them all

2213
01:21:08,420 --> 01:21:10,420
all three of those are correct

2214
01:21:10,420 --> 01:21:12,420
wow Dom's coming in confident

2215
01:21:12,420 --> 01:21:14,420
he's about to dominate this

2216
01:21:14,420 --> 01:21:16,420
hey

2217
01:21:16,420 --> 01:21:18,420
hold on hold on

2218
01:21:20,420 --> 01:21:22,420
you got your cheese head over here dog

2219
01:21:22,420 --> 01:21:24,420
I'm about to have to put that on

2220
01:21:24,420 --> 01:21:26,420
I'll show that part to my dad

2221
01:21:26,420 --> 01:21:28,420
go pack go

2222
01:21:28,420 --> 01:21:30,420
let's go

2223
01:21:30,420 --> 01:21:32,420
so y'all ready for the answers here

2224
01:21:32,420 --> 01:21:34,420
so the actors who play

2225
01:21:34,420 --> 01:21:36,420
Tracy Jordan and Jake Donaghy

2226
01:21:36,420 --> 01:21:38,420
are you going to hit us with that

2227
01:21:38,420 --> 01:21:40,420
what's your guesses here

2228
01:21:40,420 --> 01:21:42,420
Tracy Morgan

2229
01:21:42,420 --> 01:21:44,420
and the other guy I can't remember his name so I just wrote Jack

2230
01:21:44,420 --> 01:21:46,420
but I know it's not him

2231
01:21:46,420 --> 01:21:48,420
now here

2232
01:21:48,420 --> 01:21:50,420
I'm going to give you one final hint

2233
01:21:50,420 --> 01:21:52,420
to see if you can get this okay

2234
01:21:52,420 --> 01:21:54,420
he's one of the Baldwin brothers

2235
01:21:56,420 --> 01:21:58,420
the most famous

2236
01:21:58,420 --> 01:22:00,420
arguably the most famous

2237
01:22:00,420 --> 01:22:02,420
Alec Baldwin

2238
01:22:02,420 --> 01:22:04,420
yes

2239
01:22:04,420 --> 01:22:06,420
who's close to Alec

2240
01:22:06,420 --> 01:22:08,420
oh I forgot about that

2241
01:22:08,420 --> 01:22:10,420
Haley Baldwin is I believe

2242
01:22:10,420 --> 01:22:12,420
Bieber's wife, Justin Bieber's wife

2243
01:22:12,420 --> 01:22:14,420
so I would say that she's arguably more famous

2244
01:22:14,420 --> 01:22:16,420
Glengarry Glen Ross

2245
01:22:16,420 --> 01:22:18,420
and 30 Rock

2246
01:22:18,420 --> 01:22:20,420
Alec Baldwin but also

2247
01:22:22,420 --> 01:22:24,420
negligent on the set of his film

2248
01:22:24,420 --> 01:22:26,420
I'm going to say that

2249
01:22:26,420 --> 01:22:28,420
I know but he was the producer

2250
01:22:28,420 --> 01:22:30,420
he hired the person who

2251
01:22:30,420 --> 01:22:32,420
was not great at their job

2252
01:22:32,420 --> 01:22:34,420
and he also did shoot her with the gun

2253
01:22:34,420 --> 01:22:36,420
so he should

2254
01:22:36,420 --> 01:22:38,420
probably give her family some money

2255
01:22:38,420 --> 01:22:40,420
that's what I'm saying

2256
01:22:40,420 --> 01:22:42,420
I don't think he needs to go to jail but some money

2257
01:22:42,420 --> 01:22:44,420
the movie Rust

2258
01:22:44,420 --> 01:22:46,420
did you have Rust

2259
01:22:46,420 --> 01:22:48,420
no I wrote down Alec Baldwin's name

2260
01:22:48,420 --> 01:22:50,420
I actually did have Alec Baldwin on there

2261
01:22:50,420 --> 01:22:52,420
I misunderstood the question and somehow

2262
01:22:52,420 --> 01:22:54,420
got it right in

2263
01:22:54,420 --> 01:22:56,420
and did you have the

2264
01:22:56,420 --> 01:22:58,420
Alec Baldwin, Tracy Morgan

2265
01:22:58,420 --> 01:23:00,420
I only had Alec

2266
01:23:00,420 --> 01:23:02,420
Tracy Jordan

2267
01:23:02,420 --> 01:23:04,420
you know he's okay

2268
01:23:04,420 --> 01:23:06,420
I think he did say something weird about

2269
01:23:06,420 --> 01:23:08,420
if his son was gay he'd rather him be dead

2270
01:23:08,420 --> 01:23:10,420
maybe

2271
01:23:10,420 --> 01:23:12,420
he's an old school guy

2272
01:23:12,420 --> 01:23:14,420
and he has I think notably

2273
01:23:14,420 --> 01:23:16,420
had some brain damage incidents

2274
01:23:16,420 --> 01:23:18,420
he got smashed by that Walmart truck

2275
01:23:18,420 --> 01:23:20,420
so I think

2276
01:23:20,420 --> 01:23:22,420
you know

2277
01:23:22,420 --> 01:23:24,420
but he's

2278
01:23:24,420 --> 01:23:26,420
all older

2279
01:23:26,420 --> 01:23:28,420
black comics are going on

2280
01:23:28,420 --> 01:23:30,420
they're going to say rough stuff about gay people

2281
01:23:30,420 --> 01:23:32,420
that's what I've learned

2282
01:23:32,420 --> 01:23:34,420
you're not going to escape that

2283
01:23:34,420 --> 01:23:36,420
we saw that

2284
01:23:36,420 --> 01:23:38,420
but there are some really incredible

2285
01:23:38,420 --> 01:23:40,420
gay black comics right now

2286
01:23:40,420 --> 01:23:42,420
that are hitting it

2287
01:23:42,420 --> 01:23:44,420
who you got

2288
01:23:44,420 --> 01:23:46,420
Gerard

2289
01:23:46,420 --> 01:23:48,420
was the name of the special

2290
01:23:48,420 --> 01:23:50,420
Carmichael

2291
01:23:50,420 --> 01:23:52,420
that one I love

2292
01:23:52,420 --> 01:23:54,420
I'm not a gay person

2293
01:23:54,420 --> 01:24:00,420
I don't know necessarily

2294
01:24:00,420 --> 01:24:02,420
I guess not everybody is openly gay

2295
01:24:02,420 --> 01:24:04,420
so I don't want to say

2296
01:24:04,420 --> 01:24:06,420
this person is gay

2297
01:24:06,420 --> 01:24:08,420
but people who are cool towards gay people

2298
01:24:08,420 --> 01:24:10,420
there's a good crew out there

2299
01:24:10,420 --> 01:24:12,420
he ain't a stand up

2300
01:24:12,420 --> 01:24:14,420
but my guy is Titus

2301
01:24:14,420 --> 01:24:16,420
Titus

2302
01:24:16,420 --> 01:24:18,420
from Unbreakable

2303
01:24:18,420 --> 01:24:20,420
this dude can do no wrong

2304
01:24:20,420 --> 01:24:22,420
he was completely

2305
01:24:22,420 --> 01:24:24,420
he made that up on the spot

2306
01:24:24,420 --> 01:24:26,420
they just said sing a funny song

2307
01:24:26,420 --> 01:24:28,420
he did that whole bit

2308
01:24:28,420 --> 01:24:30,420
off the dung

2309
01:24:30,420 --> 01:24:32,420
that's a Tina Fey show too

2310
01:24:32,420 --> 01:24:34,420
Tina Fey produced that show

2311
01:24:34,420 --> 01:24:36,420
Tina Fey was great

2312
01:24:36,420 --> 01:24:38,420
I like Tina

2313
01:24:38,420 --> 01:24:40,420
was this dude in

2314
01:24:40,420 --> 01:24:42,420
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

2315
01:24:42,420 --> 01:24:44,420
was he the captain in

2316
01:24:44,420 --> 01:24:46,420
No

2317
01:24:46,420 --> 01:24:48,420
not Brooklyn Nine Nine

2318
01:24:48,420 --> 01:24:50,420
what's that guy's name

2319
01:24:50,420 --> 01:24:52,420
Brooklyn Nine Nine

2320
01:24:52,420 --> 01:24:54,420
rest in peace

2321
01:24:54,420 --> 01:24:56,420
that's the only picture

2322
01:24:56,420 --> 01:24:58,420
no no no

2323
01:24:58,420 --> 01:25:00,420
but I think he's gay

2324
01:25:00,420 --> 01:25:02,420
in the show

2325
01:25:02,420 --> 01:25:04,420
it's a different black gay man

2326
01:25:04,420 --> 01:25:06,420
you're pulling a real white guy through here

2327
01:25:06,420 --> 01:25:08,420
he doesn't look nothing like Titus

2328
01:25:08,420 --> 01:25:10,420
he doesn't look anything like Andre

2329
01:25:10,420 --> 01:25:12,420
in my memory that other guy looks more like

2330
01:25:12,420 --> 01:25:14,420
this guy actually

2331
01:25:14,420 --> 01:25:16,420
rest in peace

2332
01:25:16,420 --> 01:25:20,420
JJ I'm glad they got you on the mic saying that not me

2333
01:25:20,420 --> 01:25:22,420
I'm used to it

2334
01:25:22,420 --> 01:25:24,420
taking one to the white guy team

2335
01:25:24,420 --> 01:25:26,420
I remember that dude from what was it

2336
01:25:26,420 --> 01:25:28,420
the GLAAD commercials where they spray the thing in there

2337
01:25:28,420 --> 01:25:30,420
in the washing machine

2338
01:25:30,420 --> 01:25:32,420
no the other guy

2339
01:25:32,420 --> 01:25:34,420
you don't remember those?

2340
01:25:34,420 --> 01:25:36,420
you never seen the GLAAD where he would be like they would shake it up

2341
01:25:36,420 --> 01:25:38,420
he'd be like put it in your washing machine it would be so good and it was

2342
01:25:38,420 --> 01:25:40,420
wow I do not know that

2343
01:25:40,420 --> 01:25:42,420
I don't know

2344
01:25:42,420 --> 01:25:44,420
that's probably a completely different person

2345
01:25:44,420 --> 01:25:46,420
yeah I'm like 2018

2346
01:25:46,420 --> 01:25:48,420
that would be crazy

2347
01:25:48,420 --> 01:25:50,420
this is Hugh Jackman man what you talking about friend

2348
01:25:50,420 --> 01:25:52,420
oh no

2349
01:25:52,420 --> 01:25:54,420
alright Carson

2350
01:25:54,420 --> 01:25:56,420
we're at the end of the podcast

2351
01:25:56,420 --> 01:25:58,420
at the end of the show

2352
01:25:58,420 --> 01:26:00,420
it's been a great one

2353
01:26:00,420 --> 01:26:02,420
it's been really fun right?

2354
01:26:02,420 --> 01:26:04,420
you guys did pretty good

2355
01:26:04,420 --> 01:26:06,420
I already had that one written up so I didn't write shit

2356
01:26:06,420 --> 01:26:08,420
as soon as you said 30 rock I was like

2357
01:26:08,420 --> 01:26:10,420
aww I'm beating the shit out of it

2358
01:26:10,420 --> 01:26:12,420
they don't have a chance

2359
01:26:12,420 --> 01:26:14,420
you're ding ding ding the winner

2360
01:26:14,420 --> 01:26:16,420
of the clown college comedy trivia

2361
01:26:16,420 --> 01:26:18,420
challenge

2362
01:26:18,420 --> 01:26:20,420
thank you thank you I would like to thank

2363
01:26:20,420 --> 01:26:22,420
thank Tina Fey

2364
01:26:22,420 --> 01:26:24,420
he needed this

2365
01:26:24,420 --> 01:26:26,420
I needed it to win

2366
01:26:26,420 --> 01:26:28,420
alright well right now you're going to have anything you have to promote

2367
01:26:28,420 --> 01:26:30,420
this will be out in a week so talk to this camera

2368
01:26:30,420 --> 01:26:32,420
right here we'll have all your socials on the side of you

2369
01:26:32,420 --> 01:26:34,420
okay

2370
01:26:34,420 --> 01:26:36,420
check out current coffee and collectibles on

2371
01:26:36,420 --> 01:26:38,420
instagram

2372
01:26:38,420 --> 01:26:40,420
that's where I post about most of the stuff that goes on there

2373
01:26:40,420 --> 01:26:42,420
check out

2374
01:26:42,420 --> 01:26:44,420
night camp is coming up again

2375
01:26:44,420 --> 01:26:46,420
June 14th

2376
01:26:46,420 --> 01:26:48,420
I believe is when we're going to do it

2377
01:26:48,420 --> 01:26:50,420
it's whenever flag day is because we're giving

2378
01:26:50,420 --> 01:26:52,420
the conservatives the L they clearly need

2379
01:26:52,420 --> 01:26:54,420
this year for flag day

2380
01:26:54,420 --> 01:26:56,420
yeah

2381
01:26:56,420 --> 01:26:58,420
I'm a funny comedian

2382
01:26:58,420 --> 01:27:00,420
I do a lot of word comedy

2383
01:27:00,420 --> 01:27:02,420
great for podcasts though

2384
01:27:02,420 --> 01:27:04,420
alright

2385
01:27:04,420 --> 01:27:06,420
other than that oh I well

2386
01:27:06,420 --> 01:27:08,420
this is going to be out in a week I will have already performed

2387
01:27:08,420 --> 01:27:10,420
at Birmingham I'm doing the

2388
01:27:10,420 --> 01:27:12,420
Loft Out Loud show down there but I'm excited to be

2389
01:27:12,420 --> 01:27:14,420
back in the ham baby

2390
01:27:14,420 --> 01:27:16,420
and

2391
01:27:16,420 --> 01:27:18,420
yeah just

2392
01:27:18,420 --> 01:27:20,420
you can follow me on instagram I'm cars

2393
01:27:20,420 --> 01:27:22,420
on the highway and you can

2394
01:27:22,420 --> 01:27:24,420
see what I'm always doing so

2395
01:27:24,420 --> 01:27:26,420
I usually don't even know what I'm doing

2396
01:27:26,420 --> 01:27:28,420
until a couple days beforehand so

2397
01:27:28,420 --> 01:27:30,420
check it out follow me there that's where

2398
01:27:30,420 --> 01:27:32,420
you're a player about it so

2399
01:27:32,420 --> 01:27:34,420
hell yeah thank you for coming on thank you so much

2400
01:27:34,420 --> 01:27:38,420
this is awesome