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This week on clown college

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Brandon don't discriminate

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The reason I said why doesn't man really that's important that he said that because the reason I'm laughing

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We take in this more. Yes, the reason I said why because my fiance's right right now

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But by if I was like years ago like free and somebody

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Lives matter let's go

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I'm trying to say like if it were like that, then it would be anybody man. I like ever because it's

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Anybody anybody

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Not just any anybody like I like anybody as a friend, but not time I like

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Doing some shit like

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Clap and cheese, okay. I'm digging the deep hole here

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This is the clown college podcast

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We're just a couple open micers trying to make our way through the scene where we interview

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Comedians throughout different stages of their comedy career no matter if they're open micers

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Headliners or traveling comedians. I'm here to Jamie 2.0. I just talked a lot more damn it Brandon

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Go sit in the corner

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Shit damn now the headphones it's cold on my ears man

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I have my fucking built-in ear muffs anymore. Well, JJ got a haircut. Oh, yeah

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Tell them well it's gone. I should have went to Mike sales, dude

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Yeah, I went to my you just can't trust a barber with no hair dude. You just can't you didn't know this barber

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No, this was my first time getting to my haircut by him. But shout out mark mark. He's cool. I

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You told him don't touch the beard don't line it up

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No, could you tell me? Yeah

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No

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See, that's what people don't understand dude. My mullet a black lady cut my hair and she gave me the mullet

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I did ask for it. Yeah, you know, but she did a good job. Mm-hmm. And then mark is my first time meeting him

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Same barber shop. Yeah

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So you go in and you don't you're not loyal to a barber

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Well, I would have signed up with the lady, but I guess she doesn't work there no more. Mm-hmm. So

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I went a different route. I just picked any available stylist. That's how you know, you don't give a yeah

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Yeah, whatever. I go to till this guy dies. I'm with him

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Till he dies. Yeah till he goes until I leave until I move or something

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What's the worst thing that could happen to a barber dude like Parkinson's? Yeah

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Has to be yes or death, you know, you just don't want it to start setting in while he's giving you a haircut

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and you like jabs of scissors

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Right, yeah, I was listening. Oh, okay. Listen intently. I was very listening. I was very

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Very much so listening. What's going on? Yeah

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America

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Oh, yeah speaking of Captain America guess what happened man. What happened man, man?

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I almost got emotional yesterday man. Do this do my

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You're now brother ace he pulled up some comic books and some cards. Shout out a shout out ace buggy

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Normal cuz this is like the stuff spider-man. Yeah Wolverine

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Yeah, fantastic for you had man there was so many people up in there man, dude, and then the cards I

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Think I saw Deadpool in there

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Rigin on 1992. Oh my dude Brandon that dude. I love you man. Yeah

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You love that shit, yeah

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Oh, yeah, and they were like in real good condition to very good. Yeah, I seen them they were in sleeves. Oh, yeah

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And those were from 1992 1991. Yeah

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1990 ace hooked you up. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, they were leaving venom

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Damn, you know

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I know he's pretty sick. I know venom was the first black superhero. Yeah

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Shit what happened at you at two o'clock in the morning? Yeah, man, I don't know but we don't know we have no I haven't

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Told him yet, but do some crazy shit happen man

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I'm best the shit out of my sauce talking my friend and he kind of he kind of set me up for this

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Like I'm kind of upset now. I just realized it

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He didn't have to do that. So I called the wrong number and it I swear with some lady and soon as I was talking

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I was like, hey, you know what?

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No, no, I hung up and then I facetimed him. I was like, yo, bro, was that you he's like, oh, yeah, man

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Yeah, I heard everything you said the second go. I was like, oh for real. So you heard me say wrong nobody's like

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Oh, yeah, oh man, you can't be playing like they thought yeah, whatever man, and then I hung up and called him again

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And it was that same other number and she picked up again. She was like what what and I'm like, hey man

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Oh, and it's me. It's me. And then after a while she said you drunk. I was like, no, I'm not drunk

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And it's me and then I realized it wasn't him and then I just slowed down

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I was like, oh, this is a whole middle-aged chick right here that I don't fucking know

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So I slowed it down and I said, okay

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This is what happened

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I explained it to her like a professional like most people most people would have just hung up the phone and said my bad

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No, I literally stopped I literally stopped because she was like man. You just woke me up. I was like, hold on. Hold on my bad

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So what happened is is my friend?

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He told me that uh, it was a wrong number and he was joking around and then that they joked around

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I called back and it was you again, and I am sorry and I'm not drunk. I guarantee you that and it's okay

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All right. I was like, yeah my bad. So yeah, it's okay. All right. Goodbye

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And that's why did you explain it because I felt I had thought I wanted to just think some random drunk dude

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Just picking up phones all night being like woohoo. No, so

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Do you want to look what happened because okay, so he called you pray calling you, right? No

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He called me we were talking on the phone and then when I called back

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I had two numbers on the contacts by accident and I clicked on the wrong one

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And it was a whole different person and when I went back to him, I was like, oh man, dude

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Was that you in that voice? He's like, yeah, man. That was me the whole time

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So I thought it was really him and it wasn't it was like really somebody else

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Like this wasn't this was legit. I even looked that was a different number. I don't know who that was

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How did you call the number? I just literally clicked on the thing. I thought oh here it is

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I don't know if the number guys use on the phone with him. Who were you calling first?

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I called him on the FaceTime because there was two different contacts

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That was my list my list like your list

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Contacts damn man, but contacts. What it was is that the two contacts things those

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Yes, there was two the same contact. Yeah. Yeah, I was like, I don't know how to got mixed up

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I don't know who the hell that was. I hope I didn't know them. That would be weird. Yeah, you probably did

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Yeah, I think it's weirdly considerate how you stayed on the phone to explain

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And it seems like she's more understanding than most people would be. Yeah. Okay. Thank you. Go back

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Yeah, they're like fuck you. I just hang up the phone. I fuck you too. Yeah for sure. That's what I

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Let's might cut me out for two minutes. Hell no

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Why but why didn't you just hang up? Oh, well because do I gotta be worse?

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I can't let you I can't let this person be like this drunk person call me now

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She's gonna talk to her friends the next day and everybody

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Or he has a good yeah, I know have the numbers say you had to save to somebody else

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Yeah, I know but I feel like she would've woken up like this crazy dude at one o'clock in the morning

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Calling me and and and I think he was drunk and I didn't want them to think and look and be like, oh my gosh

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I know him. That's Brandon. No, I didn't want

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Gotta have a good reputation. Mm-hmm. Can't be doing that. No

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She owed

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Sounded like probably 30s or 40s. So young

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She's watching

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This is a prank call you got he's paranoid after he got him. Yeah. Yeah, we're not gonna prank call you anymore Brandon

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You have our word

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You have Dom's word. Yeah, you got my word. Okay. I ain't gonna play. You're not gonna play somebody else

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You are the best number right here

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Here it is. No, well, maybe

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So, uh, what's up, man

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I'm just chilling dude almost died yesterday. My tires are completely bald this motherfucker right here, dude

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I just didn't know I went got my oil change and they were like, hey man

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Your tires have no tread on them

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I was like, oh shit and I looked and one of them literally looks like as smooth as this fucking table and it was raining

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Yesterday and I was sliding and shit, but I had to get to the shag nasty because I'm the host and I go down with the

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Shit, that's how we fucking do it

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Good as Mike. Yeah, we're shooting this late. That was a wild one, dude

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Yeah, it was it was that was good. Yeah. Well, yeah pleasures right before it that was fun

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And then we went to shag nasty's that was a good time. That's a little

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Hiccups, there's an altercation. Yeah a little altercation. Yeah, let's settle learned how to play pool a little bit

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Oh Brandon was I ain't Brandon's a pool shark. Yeah, I was

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Beating your ass, wouldn't he? Oh, yeah

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His own cue you were doing tricks and all that I was like, okay

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How do you I don't know I was really in the back just watching seeing the hand move

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That's how it is I say you got to do it the pool so the camera was okay

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So I was like with the pool you got this the pool table

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This the pool stick. Mm-hmm pool table. This is my hand trying to do you got to get in there like that

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Go in there like that. That's how you do it one or two ways

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What I don't know I'm still learning horizontal entry. I'm still learning. Yeah, I'm gonna figure it out. Mm-hmm

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Yeah, we had uh

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We had a stand-up live

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This weekend that was good and Sunday

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Sunday you didn't get to make it unfortunately

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But anyway, it was good was it was a light crowd though like it was like

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How many you think how many people you think that weren't comic?

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Seven yeah most maybe seven maybe and that's me saying stand up live. It's like

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Yeah, yeah. Yeah. What was the Sunday? Yeah. Yeah, we pulled up that parking lot was not really

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Yeah, cuz you know if nobody's parked like on the side where the door is in the back if nobody's parked there. Oh, yeah

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There's probably no show before it. Mm-hmm

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Yeah, cuz they said they opened up the doors at 530. So it was 530 on Saturday

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But if you got there at 530 you had to wait, you know, what two and a half hours for the show

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Yeah, wait till like 7 o'clock. Oh, I thought it was no. No, no, but it didn't start at 7 o'clock. No way it started

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730. Yeah, I think it started there too two hours. Yeah

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But it was fun though. They got up there. I'll be on the showcase

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Yeah, appreciate it guys you don't open with the Aquaman joke dude, I will storm out of the building

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I will I fuck I don't give a fuck. I will open with that joke. That shit makes me laugh

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I know it like I just realized we stopped putting our stand-up clips on the podcast

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I just realized we stopped we gotta get we gotta get them from from Alex

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Oh, yeah, you know what I mean?

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Like we have to get them all from Alex because since he's been recording shout out Alex Z. Oh

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The goat Panda Express delivery, man. Yeah

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It's not like that

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He actually did it, you know, he's probably out there right now with our appendix press. He's the shit

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Yeah, he he videotapes all of our sets and we haven't been good about getting them

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Getting them from him and putting them on YouTube and shit. Yeah, we'll start it back

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I do want to get put that Aquaman one up here

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That hit last night it hit that was so I was so surprised that it's never hit it has never hit and

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Terrific people laughed at it. Yeah. Oh

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I did it there. Oh

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She's getting out of hand me yeah terrific was fun too. That was a great time. Yeah. All right

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I'm glad you had fun, man

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Yeah, no, it was a good it was good it was a learning experience

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Experience what happened that?

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It was it would do your boy didn't do too well man

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No, no, I might have to return this t-shirt that I bought it says white boy of the year

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I might have to send it back after that

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No, that's real I did buy that shirt yeah, I'll wear it next week that hangs over here

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I'll do with that entire next podcast in Jamaican. Oh, yeah

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What was it supposed to be pot walk pot

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Pot pot pot pot pot pot. Yeah, you got it. Oh, yeah. Look at that pot. Oh, yeah

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Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm not trying to do any action. This is me really genuinely. I'm saying you're sorry Brandon, you know, I'm not sorry

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No talk your shit Brandon. Yeah go off on him. Yeah, let me put this on some music

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I didn't know it's gonna be that I

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Didn't know my does he have access over there? I thought it was gonna stop soon. It just did go up for a long time

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Wiped off the map when you press that button like you said a learning experience man

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Yeah, but you're a but I love I love that cuz I like I bomb like that and then I know home

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Probably what's it? What's it twice a week?

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You know when you're so mad and you go home and now your new shit's killer. Oh

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Yeah, I mean it just I gotta try it out more. That was the first time I told it. Yeah, but that shit was good

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Yeah, I lighted you wrong at pleasures

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Yeah, I didn't start the fucking timer

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So I didn't know where you were at and then I knew you I could tell you were doing new stuff

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So I'm like, let me just let me just give him like so he knows he can get off whenever he wants to

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And then when I was going like this, I realized that I stopped it way too short

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So I was like this you like dumb trying to wrap it up. I was like no

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No, but I knew I was only up there for like two minutes. Yes. All right, so I was like, okay

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Well, I'm gonna at least say the rest of this new

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That's why I was trying to I was trying to tell you I was like

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That was a weird set man because I fucked up a lot of times but it got huge

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Oh, man, you did really good. Oh, yeah, and the stairway to heaven joke on me that fucking oh

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Yeah, I've said that one before it was just the perfect time. Yeah. Yeah, but I'm saying your whole set was going so good

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Yeah, that new shit's good. How they're how to work at shacks

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There was I mean it was like ten people who had just heard me tell it at pleasure

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Okay, and that was when the music was still on Jonathan like

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Told me about it when the Kenan went up the second comic and I was like, oh shit

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The music still fucking playing you can't really hear him

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Yeah, I didn't go ask shout out dear

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Yeah, shout out

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That's that's what they did at a

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Mike sales mic at the played music to that dish the dish

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Come out second and first and third Mondays. It's a black room. It's it's it was fun. I'll be

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My sales yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

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It was fun like that's my bro you go in there and you're like

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I wonder how they're gonna take everybody but they loved it like they were like all the people in there like you guys were so

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funny Alex Z kill

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Jake killed

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You want to know who really killed?

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Dante oh, yeah murdered. That's not a shot. Murder surprise

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Dante's killer. He's the best. He's best comic in on

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Dante we got his ass needs to come on as soon as he gets done doing whatever he's doing

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And then he said he'd be out for like two weeks and then I'll come back

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Alex buried me last night, dude. He hit he struck a nerve

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He's like, all right, give it up for JJ his entire vocabulary consists of

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What words he learned at college that day? I'm like all the shit. I was saying was shit. We talked about in class

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All right, well fuck you

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At least you're learning yeah, yeah, at least you're learning I remember saying big words and such

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Just try to sound smarter you just said and such

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Neither of them big words combined they wouldn't really be that big of a word

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Hey, where Brady got on stage with it

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Brady got on stage. It was this this woman in there and she it was her birthday and they were like doing like

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Karaoke before and these dudes could sing bro. Oh, I'm talking about a good sing sing one

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Oh here one dude wasn't a chocolate chip. He's trying to roast me. I'm gonna tear his ass up next

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Monday, I'm a roasting

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I'm a roasting shit out of him. He tried to get me it was a bad roast, but he's cool

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So he's saying he could sing like Anthony Hamilton. I don't know you probably know that exit you watch

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I've heard the name. Yeah, but he could sing like him and then he got up and did comedy and they like you could have music

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in the background if you wanted to and

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Yeah, oh whenever so when Brandon come up there

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He says and the girl who birthday this who was fucked up. She was like, oh he retired. Yeah, but there's a reason

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There is a reason for this there is a reason and I'm very happy

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Yeah, that just happened because this shows that they were listening to what I was saying before

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You see when I started my joke

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I was talking about the mental illness joke where I talked about how the black parents don't believe in that my black parents

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I mean my parents and they called me retarded

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So and and they didn't I knew that everybody was gonna believe that so I was I was going heavy on that joke

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Seeing that people listened and they listened

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Because soon as I went up it was kind of like a recognition when they saw me they're like hey man that's that retarded dude I know him I love him. That's what they said?

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He said two words. He said yeah

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I only said it twice cuz he split it up

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So it's two it was two minute sets and then you take a break and then everybody else goes up

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And then you come back up and you tag the next person you want to go and then you go and do another two minutes

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You could do improv or whatever you want to do. We all did stand-up. Most of us did stand-up and then

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He said two words soon as he gets up there

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She's like, oh he retired exactly in that voice just like that. Oh, he was hard

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They read him what is the come and I agreed I was like cuz they said dude

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This is exactly what was do a category about points. I was like, oh shit. What's that point? She said what you were tired

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I said there it is that type that type. All right, and then I just went with that

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Improv was amazing. That's what you man. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we could we that was good

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I thought it clown college and we were like we do skits and stuff and then we did a drug dealers in church

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Perfect. Okay, and then Brandon what did you I said I said he came over I said come on

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We can't be doing this in church how much you need and he's like, what'd you say? How much did you need?

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How much did I need what I said he said he said a hundred and fifty thousand

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Yeah, give me a hundred and fifty thousand. Yeah what?

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150,000 what that's not how a drug

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No, I was saying

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That's how much I'm willing to put on the table

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Yeah for drugs in the skit not not not you also shouldn't do that in real life

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What you want you but I have a hundred dollars you shouldn't do that. No

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How much you get it's like you're like, I'm like, I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like

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How much you get? Yeah, that was my character and in the skin. Yeah Rodney, but it was fun

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Yeah, we went on for about like two minutes. It was good

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We oh Brandon did a whole prayer

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Yeah, we were doing it in a he said the blessing. Yeah, you know drug dealing church. So he prayed over the drugs. Yeah

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They had a good time. That's a good Mike though. I like my hands Mike's gonna change it

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I told him we need to change it like at least three minutes

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Yes, do three minutes and then if you want to come back up you can do stand up on the spot

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improv

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For the next two minutes or three minutes however much time he wants to get but that's it. That's fun

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Hopefully hopefully some more comics come out and make it out dude

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Yeah, and they got and they got like a built-in crowd like there were there was good

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There's more people there and probably stand up. Yeah

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And I didn't know this but they were blasting the

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The speakers outside so everybody outside heard our stand-up sets without the laughs and stuff. You just hear the microphone

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And it was apartment homes to say everybody

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Yeah, big and we are there so what happened with airplane they just you just hear nothing

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I saw one light on I was like somebody's up right there. They listen and they laughing there

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It was what though? That's what I'm just what is that true?

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Like a nice area or what?

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Uh, yes near my house. Is it yeah near my mom's house? Where is it at?

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It's a near you know where the Sparkman Walmart is near. Yeah. Yeah, yeah what a cookout. It's kind of like there there

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Oh damn, okay. Yeah, I used to work that store real serving our country. He's talking bread on the shelves hell

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Speaking of bread do check out this quiz

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We started taking notes from this it makes you yeah

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Yeah, I don't I think everything in the picture is cool to show online. I don't think that's really too revealing

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This this quote by the way, you may read it this quiz was proctored

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So I had my webcam on and I had to pull out my phone to take this photo and I looked in the webcam

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And I was like, please I swear to you. I'm not cheating

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I just want to take a picture of this and I did it and then this is the answer I gave the question something about

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Self-concept and how that relates to consumer behavior and I had no idea what the answer was so I gave this answer

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Go ahead should I read it? Yeah, all right. I

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Honestly have no clue about this question bottom a hundred percent serious about me being in the top

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99% of PB&J makers I've experimented with jellies and peanut butters of different textures flavors and

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Qualities I've used over 27 different types of bread

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To create over 500 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in the last calendar year in my research

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I've discovered that crunchy peanut butter is not conducive to making this delicacy unless the bread has an adequate amount of structural integrity

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Artisanal from Sarah Lee would be a perfect example of a thick enough cut to withstand the stress placed on it by crunchy peanut butter

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Artisanal also comes in dessert loaves including flavors like maple syrup cinnamon and a seasonal Apple cinnamon loaf in

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Parentheses great for making French toast as well

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Double parentheses. I don't know if French is capitalized in French toast, but I took a swing in parentheses

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I have listed below my top three combinations for PB&J's

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Number one the classic Welch's grape jelly Jif peanut butter smooth obviously bunny sandwich cut

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Number two the fruity thinking that was my nickname in high school

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Smucker strawberry jelly Peter Peter Pan peanut butter smooth artisano brioche. That's a blue label

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We got for the blue pack really eye-popping shade they used the number three the metal which choose whatever you want

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But put an uncrustable inside the sandwich. It was two in one

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Embedded in there, and I did turn this in and you know

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Brandon I wish everybody thought like you

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You went 249 words on this

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Well, there's some words above it where I actually tried to give an answer completely wrong

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So I had like 17 minutes left on the end

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And instead of trying like change my answer fix it. I just wrote that because I'm like I'm gonna have more fun doing this

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And get a video out of this. Oh, yeah, that's fucking crazy only six points. You should be good

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Yeah, well you should see I don't feel confident about confident about the other ones either so what class is this?

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consumer behavior

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I'm a history major

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You know I'm just doing all the useless ones yeah

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Yeah, these are like my classes to do

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Dude I can't stand my sports economic class. I don't care if this dude sees this

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It's just like the worst teacher in the world man. Yeah, just not I mean he's smart

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He knows what he's talking, but his voice is so monotone. I get it was just like the the guy from South Park

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Oh

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It's like oh my god

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And then he does he'll teach he'll teach he teaches all the way until the end and then when he gives us a quiz

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It's nothing about what he just fucking talked about. There's no formulas. It's none of this shit. It's just like basic questions

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Dude, I probably have a 15 in that class 15 out of what?

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Yeah out of a hundred oh my god, but his grading scale is different like it's like 30% 30% is like a

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D

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40% is a C for you there. Yeah, dude

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It's bad damn like I like I don't have it in me, but I have a quiz out there

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It's like my highest is eight out of 20

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It's like and then I was like I failed the test right I failed the test so fucking hard and my other boy

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He was like he failed it too. And then whenever we were reviewing it

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He was like and and most people did good most people got a those like god damn. It's just

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in my other army, but

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You think you think everybody else they get a or he's he was I mean the way he said it

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He was like he was he was like and most people got a got a couple of things

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And he wouldn't say anything about the s and I'm like everybody got a but I get on his grading scale

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What if he's just?

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Students yeah, I don't know man. Yeah, everybody else did good if you did bad. You're a fucking idiot

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Everybody failed the test. You're like, what the fuck? Yeah, I hate teachers like that

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It's that it's not nothing wrong with him. He seems like he's a good guy, but he's just so

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Monotone and fucking like he goes off the paper. He he

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Writes all the shit on the board. You're trying to keep up with him writing. So you're like taking all the notes

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You're not really I'm not really listening to what he's saying

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We're just trying to get it all down and then when I look at the notes from home

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I have no idea what the fuck this shit mean. I got it. I took the class because it said sports

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It's an elective. I shouldn't have to work this hard at an elective

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Yeah, I've already take take an econ one and two what else you want me to do exactly

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One and two that's yeah, yeah, bro

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He's in that shit this shit. I mean, it's just fucking make it a set. Yeah

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They're throwing the same thing at you is like, oh, but this is a sports sports

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Economics class to me would just be like here watch money ball. That's what I'm saying right a 1000 page or 1000 word

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essay

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What?

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1000 percent I looked at I looked at my boy and I'm like, did you know it was gonna be like this?

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He was like, no, I'm about to talk to my advisor tomorrow

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Cuz we got the GI bill so we have to like submit it in my advisor will be receiving a strongly worded email

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Fuck is this? Yeah fuck college, man. Yeah, I remember I had one college dude

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He was very crazy this teacher

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He basically got fired like at the end of the semester because he wasn't like

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Did it really teaching us and every time like we would like ask him a question about oh, you don't know it, huh?

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I guess you're not gonna be able to do it

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I'm about oh, you don't know it huh? I guess you're not that smart

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I one time he said to me he told me this he said yo

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If you would have went to my foot locker because he used to work at a foot locker

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He said you ever went to that foot locker and I was the cashier. I could have robbed you right now

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And I said, okay, that's what's up, man

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And then after that he recently got fired cuz everybody kept complaining about him cuz all he would do is he'd be like

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You know, you know I do this and then get some M&M and pop it in my mouth

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You don't know I do that. All right, and that's what he would do

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So when he got fired, he looked at us and said that he literally said this to the classes

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So y'all got me fired. Oh, that's how it is. All right, whatever and he came back two years later

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He's right there right now

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Let's think this is a now. Yeah

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The teacher shortage. Yeah

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So he got fired for eating M&M's no because he because everybody that was no

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Because everybody in the class cuz everybody in the class failed

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Okay, even me. Well, I mean that's not a surprise

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Mass is my struggle. Yeah coming from the guy with the 15, you know, yeah, I'm right there with you man

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Yeah, come on. I hate this bumping. You don't need all of this

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It's a program for all that shit. Just needed to know how to do basic arithmetic

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Yeah, but college is like a thing of like, you know, just do this cuz we told you to do it

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It's not really like a helpful

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Learning that maybe for sure you learn you like in my business classes. I learn all the time

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you know what I mean like a supply chain even the ones that are are not interested to me like a spole operations and

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All that shit with like good teachers even if the subject matter is, you know mundane

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They could spice it up a little bit and then that makes you listen or people like me because I'm not you know

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Some of the most these mufflers like kids 21 and shit and they're just like oh, I'm going to get this big job

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I don't know 36 man. I'm just I'm doing this I get paid to go here

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And if I didn't there wouldn't be a chance in hell that I stepped foot on that campus

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If I didn't get paid, but you might as well finish man. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna finish

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I'm gonna get paid the whole time till I'm done too

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And I want to pay for the schooling and I can get a degree and then cuz you don't need this shit for supply chain

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You just have to know how to move things around and talk to people

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That's literally all you have to know how to do and you can get good relationships and you know how

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To problem solve because you have to do a lot of shit on the fly

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You're good and go buy the book

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We don't do that around

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Should have seen the look that Brandon gave he was real concerned when he's a big procedures guy

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Oh, we got some other big news JJ what else we got dude what's happening in May

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May 10th May 10th, dude is huge. Huh?

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Do you got a drum roll sound I think he does I could try it be

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Okay

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I could do it like this. Oh, I do did it did it did it real quick. No, we got okay

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Guys May 10th, we're doing our first ever live podcast

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Recording at shenanigans in the big main room main room

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On a Friday, yeah, it's called killer clown killer clan have

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Audience participation bucket spots come out. It would be a good time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna have a

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Lot of things that you can do world. We're gonna throw some skits on a big screen, too

418
00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:46,540
Yeah, it's gonna be a whole show like we're gonna do it. We're gonna do it, right?

419
00:32:47,180 --> 00:32:49,420
As soon as we soon as those lights go down

420
00:32:49,580 --> 00:32:53,980
It's gonna be a fucking show on that stage and we're going like he said have audience participation

421
00:32:53,980 --> 00:32:58,380
You come up there do stand up and if it's your first time ever and you're not really stand up

422
00:32:58,380 --> 00:33:02,660
You come up there for a couple minutes and then we interview you and at the end what they get to do

423
00:33:04,340 --> 00:33:06,340
What was it the yeah

424
00:33:06,340 --> 00:33:08,340
You know

425
00:33:09,220 --> 00:33:13,740
And I think it would be a good idea will they look at us and be like they could pick whoever they yeah

426
00:33:13,740 --> 00:33:18,060
Yeah, they pick you pick whichever one of us you want pick any of us smash us in the face with the pie

427
00:33:18,220 --> 00:33:23,860
It's not too hard now. Let's not get rowdy with it cuz hit Dom as hard as you can, please though

428
00:33:24,540 --> 00:33:29,240
Please don't but please come out. Yeah, come out support if you support the CCP

429
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:32,620
Yeah, you will be there do you clown college productions?

430
00:33:32,620 --> 00:33:38,660
We are in no way affiliated with the Chinese Communist Party. No. Yeah, I don't even know about that. I don't like the Chinese

431
00:33:39,460 --> 00:33:41,020
but uh, yeah

432
00:33:41,020 --> 00:33:43,020
Whoa, I know

433
00:33:43,020 --> 00:33:48,060
No, no, what were you gonna say? Yeah, I will send a say on the bright side, man

434
00:33:48,620 --> 00:33:52,820
You get the front you get the fro pie at us and then we'll eat some pie because dude man

435
00:33:53,540 --> 00:33:55,420
Get some more pie and eat

436
00:33:55,420 --> 00:33:56,420
Why?

437
00:33:56,420 --> 00:34:00,140
Cuz we're not gonna waste good pie like we're gonna buy a couple of I'm not gonna sit here

438
00:34:00,140 --> 00:34:03,540
I'm gonna be cream a cream pie. I know we're gonna get another cream pie

439
00:34:04,380 --> 00:34:06,580
for me to eat because like

440
00:34:07,780 --> 00:34:09,780
this cream pie

441
00:34:11,100 --> 00:34:16,660
Where do you want the cream pie to be from probably uh, you go to Publix or you want a white lady or black lady?

442
00:34:17,900 --> 00:34:19,900
Okay, now we're getting there. Okay, so

443
00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:28,040
You know, I I am I can't I can't answer them. I'm taking the white. Okay, him right now said to a white

444
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:32,380
I said I'm taking but if I I mean if I was if I if I wouldn't have anybody

445
00:34:32,380 --> 00:34:35,080
I don't bring somebody cream pie you or you want to eat the cream pie

446
00:34:36,060 --> 00:34:38,060
Wait, what?

447
00:34:38,540 --> 00:34:45,100
What the cream pie what wait no, but hold on I gotta clarify I gotta clarify real quick Brandon don't discriminate

448
00:34:46,540 --> 00:34:52,060
The reason I said why he doesn't man really that's important that he said that because the reason I'm laughing

449
00:34:52,060 --> 00:34:56,620
We take in this more. Yes, the reason I said why because my fiance's right right now

450
00:34:56,620 --> 00:34:59,700
But by everybody if I was like years ago like free and somebody

451
00:35:03,820 --> 00:35:05,820
Lives matter let's go

452
00:35:09,100 --> 00:35:11,100
Anybody man, I like because

453
00:35:11,100 --> 00:35:19,980
Especially when I'm a man anybody anybody anybody anybody like I like anybody as a friend but not talking my life

454
00:35:25,340 --> 00:35:33,700
What I'm digging the deep hole here, yeah, we're just talking about cream pies. Oh, okay. Well, yeah cream pie

455
00:35:33,700 --> 00:35:36,840
Pie pie pie pie dude

456
00:35:37,900 --> 00:35:44,500
Ten with some whipped cream but in that that whole thing that he just said he said he said maybe years ago when I was three

457
00:35:45,940 --> 00:35:47,940
When did you say he said

458
00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:50,500
I think I did

459
00:35:53,180 --> 00:35:57,740
He's I don't discriminate, you know, I say white cuz it's my fiance but years ago when I was three

460
00:35:57,740 --> 00:36:01,420
Uh-huh cut that reformed racist

461
00:36:05,540 --> 00:36:09,020
When I was when the brand Brandon was single he didn't he didn't care

462
00:36:09,020 --> 00:36:14,060
I didn't know that's what I'm trying to say bottom line. You know, my mouth stumbles upon me

463
00:36:14,060 --> 00:36:18,200
It's like it's like I'm tripping and shit. I'm trying to say that

464
00:36:18,940 --> 00:36:21,140
I'm just clarifying that part too

465
00:36:21,140 --> 00:36:27,420
I was I was stumbling my words here trying to climb my way to the top and we just built ourselves a deeper hole

466
00:36:27,420 --> 00:36:31,460
We have more questions than answers way more. I can't wait to

467
00:36:39,900 --> 00:36:41,900
I can't wait to watch this back

468
00:36:42,380 --> 00:36:44,140
Cypher through what?

469
00:36:44,140 --> 00:36:47,500
I'm going to try to put captions under it. Yeah, I don't even know

470
00:36:49,620 --> 00:36:53,660
Falling we watched the man spiral you saw me falling and trying to get up

471
00:36:53,660 --> 00:36:55,660
Oh

472
00:36:55,660 --> 00:36:57,660
Road and everything it was bad

473
00:36:58,540 --> 00:36:59,660
shit

474
00:36:59,660 --> 00:37:06,260
We back though. We back we here. We never left now. We never left but we did fall for a second

475
00:37:07,060 --> 00:37:11,660
For all what happens when you fall you get back. Tell him Brandon, you know what Rockies about?

476
00:37:11,780 --> 00:37:15,660
Mm-hmm, you get knocked down seven times. How many times did you get up Brandon?

477
00:37:16,780 --> 00:37:20,980
Depends how fucked up you know, I'm just you fuck that you get back up. How many times?

478
00:37:20,980 --> 00:37:27,060
Well until you know, like if you were down there you like brought a number a number was how many times a

479
00:37:27,740 --> 00:37:32,220
Numerical value it depends what's going if you get knocked down seven times

480
00:37:33,380 --> 00:37:34,820
Okay, so

481
00:37:34,820 --> 00:37:40,260
Honestly, I would say get back up. But if you down you can't get back up then you just fuck that

482
00:37:43,700 --> 00:37:45,700
How many okay so probably

483
00:37:45,700 --> 00:37:53,220
Wait, wait, are you asking me a question or are you saying are you saying I'm sir what I thought you were

484
00:37:55,220 --> 00:37:59,940
Do what I thought you were asking me was me personally I thought you're like Brandon how many times would you get up?

485
00:37:59,940 --> 00:38:04,020
I'm like, I don't know. I'm not I was I don't know it depends how many times you get it

486
00:38:04,860 --> 00:38:09,180
I think you should get back up. But if you if you're late, bro, how many times?

487
00:38:10,620 --> 00:38:12,820
Okay, so you said seven times seven times

488
00:38:12,820 --> 00:38:16,420
Yeah, if it's a riddle or something seven times

489
00:38:18,980 --> 00:38:22,880
Brandon thinks all questions are real because what y'all did is shenanigans

490
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:28,220
You know where shenanigans are every riddle. I got fucked up in those riddles, man. I was crazy. Oh

491
00:38:28,900 --> 00:38:30,900
My god, Brady. Yeah

492
00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:33,100
Were you there?

493
00:38:33,780 --> 00:38:39,900
Riddle there you were there for what you were just saying riddles outside of shenanigans one day. Yeah, they were getting me man

494
00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:44,460
It was bad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah you were out there. It was rough riddles and shit

495
00:38:44,460 --> 00:38:51,620
It's such I'm trying to think do I got any riddles off the dome and riddles sounds like a bad word for some reason

496
00:38:52,620 --> 00:38:54,620
riddles riddle rhymes with ditto

497
00:38:55,740 --> 00:38:59,460
It does why yeah, that wasn't where my mind went with

498
00:39:00,260 --> 00:39:02,260
See, you got a riddle. I'm

499
00:39:02,860 --> 00:39:05,960
Yeah, let's take a one. I'm trying to think of a riddle. I don't know any

500
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:07,960
I

501
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:11,480
Got one for you. What are you thinking?

502
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,480
Alright Brandon. Alright

503
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:20,680
So you're the bus driver, right? You pick up ten people in Mexico got that

504
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:24,880
You go to California pick up 25 people

505
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:28,280
then you drive back down to Texas and

506
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:31,320
Drop off 16 people

507
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:33,840
What color are the bus drivers eyes?

508
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:35,840
brown

509
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:37,840
Why?

510
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:39,840
Because they because uh

511
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:45,840
I mean you're right. Yeah, it's brown. Yeah, you're right

512
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:48,840
Cuz they're bound to bust Mexican. I don't know

513
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:51,840
Is that it? That could be it. That's what I was thinking. Was that it?

514
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:55,840
Cuz they're bound to bust Mexican. Do you know you know why the color of the eyes are brown?

515
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:57,840
Mm-hmm. You don't? Uh-uh. Alright

516
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:01,840
I'll say it to you then

517
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:05,040
Okay, I said it you're the bus driver. Oh

518
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:08,480
Okay, yeah

519
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:12,560
But you got it right not yeah brown eyes you're the bus driver

520
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:16,160
Is it because it's like a you see a bunch of?

521
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:19,680
Because I'm all because I'm brown

522
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:24,360
You have brown eyes

523
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:30,360
I got one for y'all. I got one for y'all. All right

524
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:32,840
So there's a guy his dad dies

525
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:40,480
Yep, and then he gets into a car accident and they take him to the hospital and the surgeon's about to operate on him

526
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:45,600
But he's like I can't do that. That's my son. Mm-hmm. How is that possible? I know the answer

527
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:53,320
Well, wait, wait, say one more time one more time. I don't know if I said the riddle correctly, but there's a there's a guy

528
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:55,320
Okay, his dad dies

529
00:40:56,480 --> 00:41:00,720
Then the guy gets into a car wreck and he goes to the hospital

530
00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:08,160
He has to have surgery and the surgeon is like I can't perform surgery on him. That's my son. Yeah

531
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,400
Hmm so

532
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:15,600
So somebody died

533
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:20,800
Somebody did die so it wasn't it wasn't the

534
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:27,880
It wasn't that it wasn't the dad did the dad like did the son die and the dad killed the son or something?

535
00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:33,840
Yes, that's it. Yep. Damn what a coincidence

536
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:39,320
The surgeon was his mom

537
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:41,320
Yeah, the surgeon was his mom

538
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:49,960
Rare phone today, man

539
00:41:57,840 --> 00:41:59,840
All right, that's all for us

540
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,000
All right. Who do we got on the day?

541
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:03,920
we have a

542
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:05,040
famous

543
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:10,560
Celebrity, yeah a social media sensation star teen pop sensation

544
00:42:11,240 --> 00:42:18,080
Matthew lumber lumber. Yeah, you can see him in a in a movie on free V or a to be

545
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:22,700
What's it called? Whatever it's called put it up right now. Yeah, I forgot what it's called

546
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:31,320
We're gonna put it up cuz we put it we pulled it up whenever he was on it

547
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:37,120
Oh, yeah. Yeah, we shot this one out of order guys. I mean you'll notice that by JJ's gonna have a full mullet

548
00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:40,240
Let me flex and

549
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:52,000
All right, thank you man, all right this week's featured comedian

550
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:58,240
Hey, does he might know that old man over there and like why is he smiling at a funeral who does that?

551
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:05,360
Well, you know it's gonna suck, you know, cuz I'm gonna live so much longer than you what no you aren't oh yes

552
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:09,360
I am. I'm gonna be right there at your funeral. What are you talking about? I'm so much healthier than you

553
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:14,600
Dude, no, you are not. Okay fine. You want to make a bet? Yeah, I'm down first one to die is gay. Okay, deal

554
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:19,520
You know, I'm not gonna die

555
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:26,760
You're so gay looking him out there finally helping around the house

556
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:33,520
What is he doing is he taking two trips

557
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:46,720
It's okay, you know, I like those two guys from Modern Family, you know, they seem fine I mean

558
00:43:46,720 --> 00:43:50,760
Maybe this is my fault. Maybe I should have played catch with him. You know, maybe I should have thrown the ball with him

559
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:52,760
Maybe I should have thrown the ball with him more often

560
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:56,760
But now he's catching other balls and let it out

561
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:04,760
Guys it's late dude, yeah recording this one late. It's like at least 4 p.m.

562
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:08,760
That's how you know, you was raised by your grandparent I'm tired of shit

563
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:12,760
We already ate dinner I'm ready to go to bed

564
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:19,240
We can't go to bed yet now, no, not yet, dude, we got somebody special in podcast today, right?

565
00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:23,080
Yes, we do special in more ways than one exactly. Yeah great guy

566
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:30,000
Teen social media sensation superstar Matthew lumber everybody

567
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:37,000
Appreciate it. Yeah, we just whooped his ass on UFC

568
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:41,320
I like that train on him dude. Sorry Grimace

569
00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:46,520
You are you are a social media sensation. No, that's

570
00:44:48,240 --> 00:44:51,200
Sensation is crazy. No, I don't make enough money

571
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:57,840
Yeah, but you make some money. I make some money. That's all that means your sensation in the social media round for sure

572
00:44:58,240 --> 00:45:05,140
Professional see cuz you can you can like have like 10,000 followers. Mm-hmm and make way more money than I do. How's that?

573
00:45:05,140 --> 00:45:08,740
Um, we're in college. We need you to teach us. Okay

574
00:45:12,540 --> 00:45:16,980
So on tik-tok if you have 10,000 followers, then you can get into the

575
00:45:18,380 --> 00:45:20,460
tik-tok creative beta program and

576
00:45:21,820 --> 00:45:26,900
When you post the video over a minute long for every thousand views you get a dollar. Oh

577
00:45:27,700 --> 00:45:30,500
So let's say your video gets

578
00:45:30,500 --> 00:45:33,540
Like a million views mm-hmm, that's thousand bucks

579
00:45:34,220 --> 00:45:40,380
Right there shit right there. Like okay and all my skits be like short. Mm-hmm, so I don't make that much money

580
00:45:40,940 --> 00:45:46,140
But I also have a second account where I like put them all into like compilations and I post it on there to make more money

581
00:45:46,140 --> 00:45:49,620
Okay, do you link it to your first account?

582
00:45:49,620 --> 00:45:55,420
I just have yeah like kind of like just tell you this is my main account. Yeah, I like my bio

583
00:45:55,420 --> 00:46:01,620
Yeah, I like my bio back up. But yeah, there's people who like 10,000 followers and they make bang

584
00:46:02,100 --> 00:46:07,220
Damn, like I heard um that girl talking about who did I marry on tik-tok?

585
00:46:07,860 --> 00:46:13,420
Oh, yeah, she she did a whole 50 part series. Yeah, and just doing the math

586
00:46:13,820 --> 00:46:15,820
It was like oh she cleared a meal

587
00:46:15,860 --> 00:46:20,200
What for all that shit shut the fuck up million dollars? Yeah

588
00:46:20,940 --> 00:46:24,340
Most likely I don't even know who you're talking about pull it up Brandon

589
00:46:24,340 --> 00:46:26,340
What did she make a 50 part?

590
00:46:26,900 --> 00:46:28,860
I've seen it on Twitter. She put it on there, too

591
00:46:28,860 --> 00:46:34,260
Apparently this woman but um, she married a guy during kovat and during that time

592
00:46:34,260 --> 00:46:39,480
He was like a sociopath. So he lied about everything. Who did I marry? Yeah. Oh, who did I marry? Okay?

593
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:43,820
Oh, it's like a true crime documentary. No, no, I don't think there was a crime. No

594
00:46:44,700 --> 00:46:51,340
Listen to it. Yeah, I haven't listened to but cuz it's so fucking long and I don't care that much 50 parts in the dumb

595
00:46:51,340 --> 00:46:55,340
Bitches be like 10 minutes long. Yes, you said it's on tick-tock. Yeah, okay

596
00:46:55,340 --> 00:46:59,940
We're gonna say takes up and her husband was a sociopath. Yes, you married him during kovat

597
00:46:59,980 --> 00:47:05,820
Yeah, you married him doing kovat and then slowly she like figured out like he was lying about everything

598
00:47:06,220 --> 00:47:09,620
So then apparently she's not I don't really know I didn't watch the story, but that's what I've heard

599
00:47:09,820 --> 00:47:11,820
Yeah, yeah, she she's cleared a meal

600
00:47:11,820 --> 00:47:17,300
I would love to see the demographics on that view on the viewership of those video. No, I think it's all over

601
00:47:17,300 --> 00:47:22,260
Like it went like super but it has to be it's yeah to get that this this is her I saw

602
00:47:22,260 --> 00:47:26,500
No, I'm just I'm just saying dude like this is oh, it's all women girls love this

603
00:47:26,500 --> 00:47:30,380
Yeah, yeah, you got to be a sociopath to bury that that's fucking

604
00:47:33,380 --> 00:47:35,380
That's the female version of

605
00:47:35,380 --> 00:47:37,380
Oh

606
00:47:46,300 --> 00:47:48,300
Well, you don't know what to do look like

607
00:47:48,700 --> 00:47:53,380
You know saying huh? He could be ugly as fuck. What if it was Dante? Yeah

608
00:47:54,140 --> 00:47:59,880
Like that man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, but she's she's she's clear to mill like she's good

609
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:04,020
That's insane. And she has like three million followers on tick-tock now

610
00:48:04,020 --> 00:48:09,620
So now she has a base for that. Does she have a lot of follow? I don't think so. I don't think so

611
00:48:11,940 --> 00:48:15,600
What happened was she doing I think she just hit the door, okay

612
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:29,760
Oh, my bad man watching watching my friends dog all day is she alright

613
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:38,240
Should be alright she just she'd do that she's old but um

614
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:41,880
Yeah

615
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:49,080
Like 13 damn I thought she was too what that's right. I you I told him 12 or 13 early

616
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:52,160
When you first got here, dude

617
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:58,520
Jake did the weirdest fucking thing. He was like, oh you're groomed very nicely nice hair

618
00:48:58,520 --> 00:49:04,480
How are your teeth and like lifted up the dog's mouth and looked at the teeth? I'm like this dude, you know, he's good

619
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:11,960
So so back to this so did she have a lot of followers or do you know before I don't think so

620
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:16,660
But I mean you have a 50 part series. Hmm each each video

621
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:21,680
Averages around 5 million views all videos are above 10 minutes long

622
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:29,800
You're gonna gain 3 million followers if you're getting that much like and she's reposted the same videos again

623
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:36,720
So like yeah, she's and then still you get paid for those like they're new. Yeah. Yeah, holy shit

624
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:40,520
What about other platforms?

625
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:47,880
Instagram and Facebook have been my two best now, okay tick-tock kind of sucks, but

626
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:51,920
The editing software on there is really fucking good

627
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:56,480
So I edit everything on tick-tock and most on tick-tock and then I take it from tick-tock and I put it on everything

628
00:49:56,480 --> 00:50:00,480
Okay, that's what I always see people on Twitter. That's how I see tick-tock. I don't have it

629
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:05,480
It's through Twitter. Everybody has like makes their videos on there, but tick-tock is like I mean

630
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,400
Instagram means way more than tick-tock does

631
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:13,520
Like there you could find people that have a million view a million followers on tick-tock

632
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:17,920
They have ten thousand followers on Instagram. Now. Why is that? Why do you think that it?

633
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:24,600
It doesn't really transfer because like your followers on tick-tock don't mean anywhere close to as much as Instagram

634
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:29,720
And the biggest thing is YouTube like like you have a bunch of subscribers on there. Then you're you're set

635
00:50:29,720 --> 00:50:35,200
That's like that's the hardest to get. Yeah pays off the most but like yeah, yeah, definitely pays off like way more

636
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:39,260
I think it's like five dollars per thousand views. So that's a huge difference

637
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:44,640
Yeah between like everything else. Do they have to watch for a certain amount of time? They have to watch on tick-tock

638
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:49,540
They have to watch for five seconds. Okay, they have to work. Yeah, they have to watch five seconds for it to be eligible

639
00:50:49,540 --> 00:50:51,540
I'm not really sure on

640
00:50:51,540 --> 00:50:55,700
YouTube. I'm pretty sure it's just views though. I don't think it matters how much watch it

641
00:50:55,700 --> 00:50:59,460
But I mean obviously the more they watch the better the they'll put you in the house. Yeah, right

642
00:51:04,860 --> 00:51:11,060
Should I'm interested in this cuz I suck at social media and I hate it like I don't I don't I'm not I don't particularly like

643
00:51:12,100 --> 00:51:15,180
Social media, but I know I have to do it to you know

644
00:51:15,180 --> 00:51:22,340
Yeah, any career I want and stand up or anything like sound like an old head. I know but I like Twitter though

645
00:51:22,340 --> 00:51:26,540
But I know you can't do shit on Twitter. They don't get Twitter will eat you alive. That's why I love them

646
00:51:27,100 --> 00:51:33,260
YouTube leaves the meanest comments for me. No, no, I sure bro. Have y'all been on on Instagram reels

647
00:51:34,340 --> 00:51:36,660
Well, they're just tell leave crazy

648
00:51:37,900 --> 00:51:42,500
Fucking crazy like anybody you can't post anything on there without people trying to rip your head off

649
00:51:42,500 --> 00:51:48,820
Like my shit's fine. But like if you post a disabled person on there, it's over. It's like

650
00:51:49,460 --> 00:51:52,100
worse than Twitter damn I'm telling you it's worse than Twitter

651
00:51:52,100 --> 00:51:57,920
I'm not check this real like they don't fuck with you. If they don't fuck with you you're getting like sworn by hate

652
00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:02,360
Have you seen the dude on Instagram Davis Clark or Clark Davis or whatever?

653
00:52:02,700 --> 00:52:05,700
he's just an regular ass white dude that posts like the

654
00:52:06,660 --> 00:52:09,100
Motivational type videos is kind of cringe

655
00:52:09,100 --> 00:52:15,980
But dude, he's blown up on Instagram and people are either like love this dude or just leave the most heinous

656
00:52:16,580 --> 00:52:18,580
comments of all time

657
00:52:18,900 --> 00:52:21,220
It's insane. What does he do though? What do you say to us?

658
00:52:21,220 --> 00:52:28,180
He just he just records like four or five videos a day and what's his name? Hey guys, you know, let's get at it today

659
00:52:28,540 --> 00:52:35,220
We're about to kill this shit. Okay, I'm motivational guys, but he's not motivational at all. He's like the most mundane dude

660
00:52:35,220 --> 00:52:42,140
Clark Davis is most generic looking guy ever. He has no energy. It's Davis Clark or Clark Davis

661
00:52:42,780 --> 00:52:44,780
Clark Davis

662
00:52:53,700 --> 00:52:55,700
Don't have tiktok, that's why

663
00:52:56,900 --> 00:53:01,540
It's pretty no I say Instagram is the best name is car Instagram take that used to be the best

664
00:53:01,540 --> 00:53:05,520
So where is real that on me on Instagram? There's a whole section

665
00:53:07,900 --> 00:53:13,220
And so like people like if I'm following people that's whose reals I'ma see not always you see

666
00:53:15,420 --> 00:53:17,420
Your feed is still whoever you follow

667
00:53:18,940 --> 00:53:20,940
This

668
00:53:20,980 --> 00:53:26,100
Got a tiktok shop now, so they just they just it's just sponsored video sponsored video sponsored

669
00:53:26,100 --> 00:53:28,780
That shit's fucking annoying and you just do you ever pay for?

670
00:53:28,780 --> 00:53:31,180
No, no, how'd you break the algorithm?

671
00:53:31,900 --> 00:53:33,900
I've been doing it for three years, dude

672
00:53:33,900 --> 00:53:39,740
And like I used to post three times a day then I dropped down to two times a day. So that's three times

673
00:53:40,940 --> 00:53:46,740
365 days like it's just pure like just grinding no and just like constantly putting out shit that like

674
00:53:47,460 --> 00:53:51,620
Whether hits or it doesn't you just keep doing now. I just keep on putting out three a day every day

675
00:53:51,620 --> 00:53:57,220
Yeah, now I'm at one a day. Okay. I've like slowly slowed down because I mean fucking life and shit

676
00:53:57,220 --> 00:54:00,180
I'm like high school anymore. Yeah, I got a fucking job

677
00:54:00,820 --> 00:54:02,820
fucking rent to pay

678
00:54:02,820 --> 00:54:06,420
Over there. I'm gonna say where you live within the good part of town. Yeah

679
00:54:07,140 --> 00:54:13,060
Yeah, I see it. I'm sorry, and I tried to join in the conversation, but the dogs licking my inner thighs

680
00:54:15,300 --> 00:54:17,300
Oh, let me put her outside

681
00:54:21,540 --> 00:54:23,540
She's like I don't want to go

682
00:54:23,540 --> 00:54:27,700
She's like I don't want to go. That's how that's how Tinkerbell is my dog

683
00:54:28,340 --> 00:54:33,220
You have it. I thought your dog's name was max. No, I got max then you got Tinkerbell. We had Charlie rest in peace

684
00:54:33,220 --> 00:54:38,420
He died on Christmas. Oh Christmas. I know or the day before Christmas actually Christmas

685
00:54:39,300 --> 00:54:44,260
It's the worst present. I know you wake up on Christmas and your dog you did dude. I kid you not

686
00:54:44,340 --> 00:54:50,980
He's like 20. He was at least 21. Okay, that's a fucking lie. I was literally running from this dude and like almost dog years

687
00:54:50,980 --> 00:54:55,620
No, I'm talking people years like 21. What kind of dog was it?

688
00:54:55,620 --> 00:54:59,460
It was the same dog as that Yorkshire Terrier. They do live along at this time

689
00:54:59,620 --> 00:55:04,340
Like I was terrified of him as a kid and then when I got older we just became best friends

690
00:55:04,980 --> 00:55:10,980
Kind of like Jake's cat. Yeah. Yeah, but it took like at least five or eight years for me to damn. Yeah

691
00:55:11,620 --> 00:55:14,660
Because they were like they were like yo, you don't take this dog. Yeah

692
00:55:15,540 --> 00:55:19,380
They're like if you don't take this dog, we're gonna take it to the pound. So I said fine. Whatever

693
00:55:19,380 --> 00:55:21,380
I

694
00:55:22,900 --> 00:55:24,900
Know

695
00:55:26,340 --> 00:55:28,340
I

696
00:55:32,500 --> 00:55:34,500
What

697
00:55:42,740 --> 00:55:47,300
It was metaphor yeah, well I was saying I was like I guess the animals recognize they like man

698
00:55:47,300 --> 00:55:52,020
This dude saving does the dog's eyes man. I gotta fuck with them. I don't know is that what they do in skyroo?

699
00:55:52,660 --> 00:55:54,660
Yeah, if you do some shit, yeah, they'll remember you

700
00:55:56,020 --> 00:55:58,020
Y'all play these games

701
00:55:59,060 --> 00:56:02,820
I'm learning that's exactly how it is. I'm learning that's right

702
00:56:04,900 --> 00:56:08,260
But me and Brandon we're playing skyroom though at jake's apartment

703
00:56:08,740 --> 00:56:13,540
We killed a dragon or something. Oh, it's dope as shit. Did you ever play skyroom? I never play skyroom

704
00:56:13,700 --> 00:56:15,700
We play sports games. All right, like really?

705
00:56:15,700 --> 00:56:17,700
It was uh, come on

706
00:56:22,900 --> 00:56:25,700
No, no, I played assassin's creed assassin's creed is dope that's good

707
00:56:25,780 --> 00:56:32,580
But that's like like like real like you're fighting real people with yourself not like fighting fucking giant ass monsters. Yeah

708
00:56:33,140 --> 00:56:39,380
What about god of war though? Huh? What about mafia? Oh dude fucking mafia. You love mafia, which one's your favorite?

709
00:56:40,100 --> 00:56:43,220
Favorite is two me too, but three was really good, too

710
00:56:43,220 --> 00:56:48,180
Okay, because he told me I need to get mafia like it's real good. No, it's really good

711
00:56:48,500 --> 00:56:52,900
Because I know he is is in the third one. Oh, is he? Yeah, what the fuck suckers?

712
00:56:53,540 --> 00:56:57,460
I think you kill him. Yeah, I think we killed you killed joey. Yeah

713
00:57:01,060 --> 00:57:03,060
Oh, yeah, dude, except you in like the 40s

714
00:57:03,460 --> 00:57:10,820
Okay, first one you in the 30s the story the story is really good. I love this game. Okay, I just bought cyberpunk because uh,

715
00:57:10,820 --> 00:57:17,860
Justin ledlow was talking about it on the podcast. I bought it. I got about like two hours in i'm like i'm done. Yeah

716
00:57:18,900 --> 00:57:20,900
Was it like too complicated? No

717
00:57:21,620 --> 00:57:25,860
It's just a lot of stuff you got to do before you get to shoot people. Yeah true that and I just kind of want to shoot

718
00:57:25,860 --> 00:57:26,900
people

719
00:57:26,900 --> 00:57:28,500
Yeah, I understand

720
00:57:28,500 --> 00:57:30,500
Yeah, but that's like a story based game

721
00:57:31,300 --> 00:57:36,340
Yeah, but the story you have to do too much to get to and maybe not the story has to have murder in it

722
00:57:36,580 --> 00:57:40,340
Yeah, oh storage gonna have yeah, but like it needs to be like off the bat

723
00:57:40,340 --> 00:57:45,780
And yeah, killing people right or i'm at least in the first like if i'm on there for three hours and I only do like

724
00:57:46,100 --> 00:57:50,020
One fight scene, you know, I don't like that. Here's my thing

725
00:57:50,020 --> 00:57:54,260
Like if you buy like call of duty who plays the campaign on call of duty me

726
00:57:55,060 --> 00:57:57,060
Brandon I

727
00:57:57,060 --> 00:58:00,500
Play the campaign that you do. Yeah. I mean I stopped buying the call of duties

728
00:58:00,580 --> 00:58:03,780
I just never fuck with call of duty. I think it's like you don't you don't fuck with it

729
00:58:03,860 --> 00:58:09,140
Oh now my best my favorite shooter game is for tonight for now. Oh, yeah, you you are one of those. Yeah

730
00:58:09,140 --> 00:58:13,380
Yeah building shit. Oh, no, dude. I'd fuck you build it up. Oh, yeah

731
00:58:13,860 --> 00:58:16,820
Yeah, I i'm not good. I i don't I played it like twice

732
00:58:16,980 --> 00:58:20,180
I just don't like the fact that like if you see me first i'm dead

733
00:58:20,740 --> 00:58:24,740
In call of duty, that's why I don't fuck with it. Yeah, I mean not really that's why you use cover

734
00:58:24,900 --> 00:58:28,340
I mean, it's like real you if you're walking out in the middle of the street. Yeah, somebody sees you

735
00:58:28,340 --> 00:58:31,780
They're gonna fight you. I'm not trying to just like sit back and then shoot people

736
00:58:31,940 --> 00:58:35,780
You don't try to run around and fuck you just use cover. It doesn't mean you have to sit behind

737
00:58:35,780 --> 00:58:41,140
So if we're in this room, right you don't get behind this table. You know what i'm saying? Have you played rainbow?

738
00:58:41,780 --> 00:58:43,780
Rainbow six siege. Yeah

739
00:58:44,100 --> 00:58:49,140
I've watched my boy play it whenever see I would rather play that because then that's like, okay

740
00:58:49,380 --> 00:58:54,180
It's all strategy rather than like i just want to run around fucking kill people like yeah

741
00:58:54,580 --> 00:58:57,300
And people be mad lame in that game. Oh, so you don't like the

742
00:58:58,180 --> 00:59:00,660
Well also in siege to seize people be mad lame

743
00:59:01,140 --> 00:59:05,220
Yeah, I don't play I don't play call of duty unless I have like I got my boys like my brother

744
00:59:05,220 --> 00:59:09,060
Uh, and then my other boys who played when we start playing during the pandemic

745
00:59:09,140 --> 00:59:10,580
We haven't played it in a long ass time

746
00:59:10,580 --> 00:59:16,740
We start playing during pandemic, but i'm a beast and then and see it and god warzone rebirth island. Fuck shit up

747
00:59:17,300 --> 00:59:20,660
At least I never played none of that dude. That's good. We gotta get uh

748
00:59:21,460 --> 00:59:23,460
We gotta get a clown college

749
00:59:23,700 --> 00:59:28,020
I'm gaming on I have I have videos on like my youtube account, which I don't promote at all

750
00:59:28,260 --> 00:59:31,620
But I have videos on there because I don't know what we said and I would chop it up

751
00:59:31,620 --> 00:59:35,620
That's the first time I learned how to edit and I would chop it up and we would just do then sometimes

752
00:59:35,700 --> 00:59:39,460
Posting gaming video. Yeah, dude. I got like a lot of them on there too. That's how I started

753
00:59:40,020 --> 00:59:44,020
But it's like just for it's like just for us because like only five people watch it

754
00:59:44,340 --> 00:59:50,420
What is just for us to go back and look at the victories that we have man. Fuck shit up game game. Yeah, good old days

755
00:59:52,020 --> 00:59:54,020
I played a lot of counter strike

756
00:59:54,020 --> 00:59:58,260
I love csgo, but that shit gave me a gambling addiction when I was like 15 years old dude

757
00:59:58,260 --> 01:00:02,100
Because in that game there's all these skins for the weapons and in real life

758
01:00:02,100 --> 01:00:05,620
They're worth like some of them are worth like thousands what dollars and money

759
01:00:05,620 --> 01:00:09,700
Yeah, you can sell them on a marketplace and there used to be these websites

760
01:00:09,700 --> 01:00:15,940
You could go on and transfer them from your account to the website and you gamble with them and the dude that

761
01:00:16,500 --> 01:00:20,500
Ran this website. His name was mick skillet. He was a youtuber and

762
01:00:21,220 --> 01:00:25,700
He made like millions of dollars doing this but then they like made it

763
01:00:25,700 --> 01:00:30,100
Steam changed their policy to like it nullified that you can't do it anymore

764
01:00:30,100 --> 01:00:35,700
He lost all his money and he drove backwards down the highway in his mclaren and killed himself

765
01:00:35,700 --> 01:00:38,260
But also killed like a mom and her daughter

766
01:00:38,980 --> 01:00:41,380
What the fuck? Yeah

767
01:00:42,980 --> 01:00:44,180
Jesus

768
01:00:44,180 --> 01:00:46,180
We like to bring the comedy

769
01:00:48,180 --> 01:00:50,980
I like a little darkness though. Yeah, I never heard nobody

770
01:00:50,980 --> 01:00:56,500
Yeah, but I was like full I was 15 like at school on the computer gambling with like hundreds of dollars

771
01:00:56,500 --> 01:00:58,500
That's wild. Yeah

772
01:00:59,060 --> 01:01:02,580
So what do you how do you get your your skins off the game?

773
01:01:02,580 --> 01:01:08,420
Oh, okay. So like you get the skins you open up like uh, they call like cases or something like that

774
01:01:08,420 --> 01:01:10,420
It's like one of those type shit

775
01:01:10,420 --> 01:01:15,300
But it was extremely difficult to like you almost never got anything good

776
01:01:15,300 --> 01:01:20,420
And sometimes they drop in the game like there was a skin called the dragon lords for the sniper

777
01:01:20,420 --> 01:01:25,700
It's like the most famous csgo skin like some of them like and they have stickers on them and stuff

778
01:01:26,180 --> 01:01:28,180
They can be worth like 100 grand

779
01:01:28,420 --> 01:01:34,420
No, okay, and the knives were the most insane you get like that's insane. Yeah people in dubai

780
01:01:34,420 --> 01:01:38,660
They'd buy them like like 250 000 dollar knife

781
01:01:39,780 --> 01:01:42,980
Like virtual knife. This was like the original nft dude

782
01:01:42,980 --> 01:01:50,020
Oh, okay. Yeah damn that's insane somebody would pay 250 for something that's fake. It's like if it's fake

783
01:01:50,020 --> 01:01:52,020
No, it's real to us

784
01:01:54,900 --> 01:01:58,980
That was my happiness back, you know in gta they sell accounts like left and right

785
01:01:58,980 --> 01:02:05,540
Like I got a friend who will spend probably a couple hundred for like your gta account. That's why just to have all the points on online

786
01:02:05,540 --> 01:02:09,300
I was like, oh shit. They have a whole market for that people do the same thing in 2k

787
01:02:09,300 --> 01:02:13,060
Yeah, people try to buy my account. Wow, because you're that good. No, well

788
01:02:15,380 --> 01:02:20,020
No, I just hit like a really high like rank in the game because we're trying to like buy it

789
01:02:20,900 --> 01:02:24,260
Let's see what rank you got to you started publicly stream

790
01:02:24,900 --> 01:02:27,460
streaming on twitch june of 2020

791
01:02:28,260 --> 01:02:30,740
I guess yeah and uh for 2k

792
01:02:31,940 --> 01:02:35,860
I'd also like to mention this we found out you were an actor dude. Yeah, no idea

793
01:02:35,860 --> 01:02:39,380
I did you were teen thug number three?

794
01:02:40,020 --> 01:02:44,260
No, man, and you got your ass beat, but you did your own stunt. Yeah, okay

795
01:02:44,980 --> 01:02:49,780
So my friend his dad is a lawyer. Uh-huh his lawyer friend

796
01:02:51,060 --> 01:02:53,380
Apparently shoots like these fucking like movies

797
01:02:53,380 --> 01:02:56,660
And so they just asked if we want to be in it and he paid us like 200 bucks for like

798
01:02:57,220 --> 01:03:00,500
I mean if you look at me in it, it's like literally took us like five minutes

799
01:03:00,500 --> 01:03:04,180
Oh, yeah, we're gonna insert the video right here. No, I mean, I mean, I mean

800
01:03:04,180 --> 01:03:06,180
We're gonna insert the video right here

801
01:03:29,140 --> 01:03:32,100
Or you can go watch it on 2b in free v

802
01:03:32,100 --> 01:03:36,900
Yeah, apparently it's really racist is it really so so the whole thing is

803
01:03:40,900 --> 01:03:44,580
The whole like movie is about this like one white dude who like

804
01:03:45,220 --> 01:03:51,540
Saves an immigrant child or something like that. Okay, like and like we never watched it about my family

805
01:03:52,580 --> 01:03:55,940
He he told us like he was like, oh this is probably gonna be on like netflix

806
01:03:55,940 --> 01:04:01,220
This is gonna be like a like a big deal and then like I still haven't watched it yet

807
01:04:01,220 --> 01:04:07,140
But everybody who's watched it was like that's super racist. I can't believe you're on that live reactor right now

808
01:04:08,740 --> 01:04:12,020
It's called no man's law no man's law and so

809
01:04:12,820 --> 01:04:14,820
that the dude that um

810
01:04:15,220 --> 01:04:23,060
The fucking star of it. Um, he owns the movie and apparently so he's a lawyer and he was doing this big profile case

811
01:04:23,620 --> 01:04:26,580
and apparently he told an interviewer that um

812
01:04:26,580 --> 01:04:31,220
um, he'll give her like an inside scoop on the case if

813
01:04:31,620 --> 01:04:34,260
Uh, they promote the movie and then like you can't do that

814
01:04:34,340 --> 01:04:39,540
And so like that went all over like the news and I think he got like trouble job. Oh shit. Yeah

815
01:04:40,100 --> 01:04:46,900
You're in there with some goddamn questionable characters, dude. I was like I was like 17 and I was like 200 bucks for like five minutes

816
01:04:46,900 --> 01:04:48,500
Okay, yeah, I'm lying out of the

817
01:04:50,660 --> 01:04:52,660
You could address me up in slave clothes

818
01:04:52,660 --> 01:04:54,660
I don't know about that

819
01:04:54,820 --> 01:04:56,820
Do it now

820
01:04:57,700 --> 01:05:00,180
And not get paid just for this for this

821
01:05:02,900 --> 01:05:06,340
Uh, that's it it looks like a legit like when you look at it

822
01:05:06,980 --> 01:05:12,420
No, watch the trailer. Can you put can you pull up the trailer? Oh, just off the trailer you're like, okay

823
01:05:13,140 --> 01:05:19,460
Yeah, i'm excited about this. Oh wait. Oh, that's it. That's it. Oh wait. That's the whole movie. No, I found the trailer

824
01:05:19,460 --> 01:05:20,820
I found the trailer

825
01:05:20,820 --> 01:05:22,980
I'm excited poverty, bro

826
01:05:25,540 --> 01:05:28,360
In margin so he told us this would be on netflix

827
01:05:39,700 --> 01:05:41,700
This is gonna be this

828
01:05:41,700 --> 01:05:48,740
Oh my god, that's the guy that's the guy

829
01:05:52,020 --> 01:05:54,020
Oh, I don't trust him

830
01:05:54,020 --> 01:06:09,080
I'm saying I'm right, dude. Definitely do this right here for sure easy

831
01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:17,320
It's over that guy had to get the ice in the

832
01:06:22,600 --> 01:06:24,600
Oh my gosh

833
01:06:27,560 --> 01:06:32,600
What's right and what's right is right and what's wrong is wrong or have we all forgotten that

834
01:06:32,600 --> 01:06:37,960
Um, this is like a facebook comment section turned into a movie dude

835
01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:45,960
What fucking theater did it come out of theater home theater

836
01:06:45,960 --> 01:06:52,360
No, no, he invited us to like the premiere. I didn't go to that shit red carpet event. Where was the premiere?

837
01:06:52,760 --> 01:06:55,400
Oh, you know how I just saw the flyers through the shit in the chest

838
01:06:56,360 --> 01:06:58,040
that's crazy

839
01:06:58,040 --> 01:07:00,040
That's why that is

840
01:07:00,040 --> 01:07:05,500
They get anybody can make how many views that thing get you could bait you could pay

841
01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:13,140
Dude on five or fifteen dollars, and he would have edited a better movie. Oh, yeah one thousand there would have been explosions

842
01:07:15,760 --> 01:07:23,040
Got three point eight K views okay, and how many likes 19 Richard Jensen criminal defense yeah

843
01:07:23,560 --> 01:07:27,920
Nice, dude. Oh, yeah, he's a he's a shady. I could tell just by looking at it

844
01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:35,040
Okay, this guy has defended some guilty people. Oh, yeah, I'm very guilty, but if he wants to pay me again

845
01:07:35,040 --> 01:07:39,360
I'm down. Oh, yeah, yeah, if you actually need to edit in this shit hit me up

846
01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:42,960
I'll be the fucking cow be one of the cops dude

847
01:07:44,680 --> 01:07:46,320
Be a cop

848
01:07:46,320 --> 01:07:52,080
How they were over that hood oh, that was perfect. Hey, thanks for that. Well. That was it that was a perfect trailer

849
01:07:52,080 --> 01:07:58,980
That was that's like one of those horrible trailers you ever see that yeah, and I was in it that nominated for anything

850
01:08:04,800 --> 01:08:06,760
So

851
01:08:06,760 --> 01:08:09,320
So what are we gonna bet on Madden?

852
01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:13,240
Hold on hold on we said we're gonna bet on UFC

853
01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:20,600
We were gonna bet on that and we're gonna bet on 2k and $20 each okay, so we won't exchange money after the games

854
01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:23,440
Mm-hmm, and then you can just send me 40 bucks

855
01:08:24,080 --> 01:08:28,360
At least 40 I may be 16 so you know you know you're losing madness. What you saying?

856
01:08:28,880 --> 01:08:31,360
You're it depends on how yeah, I'm okay with it

857
01:08:31,880 --> 01:08:36,720
But like you're losing why you why you got it like that dude. You're still gonna lose through the game

858
01:08:39,120 --> 01:08:42,600
We don't know man, we don't know no you're not gonna beat me dude

859
01:08:42,600 --> 01:08:48,800
I'm way better as I'm way better than you a UFC. We just proved that I had a shitty person

860
01:08:48,800 --> 01:08:49,880
Yeah

861
01:08:49,880 --> 01:08:55,400
Okay, okay, but in 2k. I'm way better than I am at at 2k that I am at you

862
01:08:55,400 --> 01:09:00,120
I know you're streamer. I was a streamer. I'm trying to get back into it, but it's just like time

863
01:09:00,280 --> 01:09:05,200
Yeah, so what do you how long would you stream for whenever you stream like two three hours?

864
01:09:05,720 --> 01:09:09,360
That was the first thing I wanted to do like I started making 2k content

865
01:09:10,160 --> 01:09:16,000
Over like that was the first thing I did mm-hmm and then fucking just listen to Joe Rogan for years

866
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:19,000
and I want to be a comedian so

867
01:09:19,280 --> 01:09:21,280
When'd you do your first open mic man?

868
01:09:21,680 --> 01:09:28,160
Um I did it when I first turned 18. I had the video of it. It actually went pretty good really yeah

869
01:09:28,160 --> 01:09:33,600
Yeah, your jokes are funny every time you're up there. You got good jokes, and you got good stage presence see everybody says

870
01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:37,760
I don't fucking get it. That's the one thing. I think I really need to work on well

871
01:09:37,760 --> 01:09:41,220
You I mean it's just gonna get better. Yeah, I'm going up, but you're like base level

872
01:09:41,220 --> 01:09:48,140
Stage presence and your jokes are good like legit good. Yeah, yeah, I say I officially started

873
01:09:48,940 --> 01:09:53,940
Last month okay is the only time because like I would do it do it when I first turned 18

874
01:09:53,940 --> 01:09:57,540
I did it like twice. I did it once where you go. I went to

875
01:09:58,580 --> 01:10:03,180
Fuck it was some some in mad. It was one in Madison

876
01:10:03,180 --> 01:10:06,900
I did good the first time and then I went up the second time did bad

877
01:10:06,900 --> 01:10:10,860
I'm like I ain't doing this shit right now because I was I was already doing the social media steps

878
01:10:10,860 --> 01:10:14,460
I was like I'm just not gonna focus on this mm-hmm, and then I do it when I was 19

879
01:10:14,460 --> 01:10:18,660
I did good the first time second time. I did bad, and I was like fuck this shit

880
01:10:18,660 --> 01:10:24,140
I did it for a little bit and then like now. I'm starting to just I'm just gonna keep doing it

881
01:10:24,140 --> 01:10:26,460
Yeah, you going tonight. Yeah, yeah

882
01:10:27,140 --> 01:10:29,140
Drop that three minutes on

883
01:10:30,180 --> 01:10:32,180
How long you think you got right now I

884
01:10:33,420 --> 01:10:38,420
Have a for sure for mm-hmm, but I have a lot of jokes written that I think that'll work

885
01:10:38,420 --> 01:10:41,940
I think if I if I took like like two weeks

886
01:10:41,940 --> 01:10:48,060
I can get eight minutes that are like decent just because I've been doing like jokes every single like three videos a day

887
01:10:48,060 --> 01:10:51,500
Yeah, yeah, just those videos. Yeah, put it in stand-up form

888
01:10:51,980 --> 01:10:58,340
Yeah, yeah, so you you you need to start doing those new jokes to just pop them in after your old set

889
01:10:58,900 --> 01:11:00,620
See I haven't been doing my old set

890
01:11:00,620 --> 01:11:05,380
I just do my new stuff every time mm-hmm, and that's why I keep fucking up because I need to do fucking yeah

891
01:11:05,380 --> 01:11:07,060
You know yeah

892
01:11:07,060 --> 01:11:09,060
Hell yeah, that's how you get

893
01:11:09,260 --> 01:11:13,460
Cuz then you'll figure out who I can say this one and then say this one after that

894
01:11:13,460 --> 01:11:15,820
You know people mixing it up cuz I got like these

895
01:11:16,460 --> 01:11:21,740
Got like three four three new jokes some of them are one-liners, but I think four new joke

896
01:11:21,740 --> 01:11:26,900
But then I'm trying to mix them in with my old shit and figure out how like right now the biggest thing is getting

897
01:11:26,900 --> 01:11:31,060
This three minutes right so I'm trying to figure out what three minutes hits the hardest

898
01:11:31,060 --> 01:11:33,200
I know which which one of my jokes is the hardest

899
01:11:33,200 --> 01:11:37,820
But you know how can I fit that in three minutes, and you can't sometimes like I used to lead in

900
01:11:37,820 --> 01:11:42,900
What are you I'm single you know that I'm single thing then I go into race play, but like tonight. I'm not gonna be

901
01:11:57,700 --> 01:11:59,700
It's hard to find Matthew

902
01:11:59,700 --> 01:12:01,700
It's a rare commodity

903
01:12:02,740 --> 01:12:06,380
I can probably hook you up with some people dude. There's some commissions

904
01:12:07,340 --> 01:12:09,340
custom

905
01:12:09,900 --> 01:12:11,900
How much time do you think like

906
01:12:12,180 --> 01:12:17,780
Like go up and do and you're gonna be confident about it. I can do 12 you do 12

907
01:12:17,780 --> 01:12:20,700
I can do 12 without I'll bring it back a joke. I don't like

908
01:12:21,740 --> 01:12:25,660
Toxic masculinity I don't really like it, but it works whenever I do it and then

909
01:12:25,660 --> 01:12:30,260
I'm maybe 10 because I have to take I can only do one the fat or the

910
01:12:31,100 --> 01:12:35,460
The fuck weird I can only do one of those jokes because I use the same tags and

911
01:12:36,340 --> 01:12:39,620
How much can you do I probably do about four hours?

912
01:12:41,700 --> 01:12:44,740
You know my legs will start hurting and then I'll go sit down

913
01:12:47,540 --> 01:12:52,740
No, I could probably do I do 15 maybe not a super tight 15

914
01:12:52,740 --> 01:12:57,340
I could stand I could do jokes for 15 minutes. What y'all are like 10 months in

915
01:12:58,180 --> 01:13:04,540
About to be a year like yeah, well my mind I did my first ever open mic like oh my on Tuesday

916
01:13:04,540 --> 01:13:09,180
It'll be a year ago, but I didn't do another one for like three months after yeah

917
01:13:09,180 --> 01:13:15,060
So I was I was and that's when I started doing yeah like after I'm in this I'm not gonna count anything before I'm just

918
01:13:15,060 --> 01:13:20,540
Gonna beg February's when I started because when I'm like actually like taking it like I'm gonna keep going rather than just going up

919
01:13:20,540 --> 01:13:24,100
One off every year. Yeah, and then not go again

920
01:13:24,100 --> 01:13:26,460
Yeah, well at least you got up there and did it you know I'm saying

921
01:13:26,460 --> 01:13:29,380
Yeah, you don't like technically have to social media stars

922
01:13:29,380 --> 01:13:35,500
You know I'm saying like I'm just saying I know but no no I'm saying like you don't have to but it's good that

923
01:13:35,500 --> 01:13:40,180
You are because you you got the jokes you got the jokes you got the stage person if you keep on doing it

924
01:13:40,180 --> 01:13:46,580
You'll be good. Well, that's the whole reason I started the social media stuff is to do the stand-up because fucking um, you know

925
01:13:46,580 --> 01:13:51,500
Brandon Chavez yeah, he fucking sucks, but he sells tickets and he gets booked

926
01:13:51,500 --> 01:13:57,780
Yeah, because he has a social media following so I was like I can just get I can at least make money and make a living

927
01:13:58,060 --> 01:14:01,140
As long as I have like a social media presence. Oh for sure

928
01:14:01,380 --> 01:14:08,780
Yeah, and like that's the thing that shop got caught up in is that he got famous before he was good at stand-up

929
01:14:08,780 --> 01:14:13,660
Well, he's been doing it for 10 years. He still sucks dick. He does I mean I won't I will say this

930
01:14:13,660 --> 01:14:18,140
No, I watch I watch gringo poppy and look in the comments look

931
01:14:18,140 --> 01:14:20,380
I'm not talking about what I'm just talking about me watching it

932
01:14:20,380 --> 01:14:25,620
It wasn't like it was the worst thing I've ever saw but it wasn't I thought he was I was like looks like somebody who?

933
01:14:26,180 --> 01:14:29,740
Two-year comic trying to do 30 minutes is what it looked like. Yeah, he's like 10 years

934
01:14:29,740 --> 01:14:33,980
Yeah, I didn't realize he was that he was in there for that long. So I was trying to take up for you Brandon, but

935
01:14:33,980 --> 01:14:42,660
No, but it's hard to say like he sucks like because who are we to say he's I mean we're talking about him on our

936
01:14:42,780 --> 01:14:48,980
Podcasts like this is a well-known comedian. He might not be great in terms of like seeing other professional comedians

937
01:14:48,980 --> 01:14:53,180
I mean he was a UFC fighter you have to have discipline hard work to do that

938
01:14:53,180 --> 01:14:59,740
And that's why he's he might not be good at comedy, but I mean he sells tickets exactly. That's what I told Jake

939
01:14:59,740 --> 01:15:03,320
I'm like, yeah, it doesn't matter people always think when you're in like the comedy scene

940
01:15:03,320 --> 01:15:04,820
Who's the funniest that doesn't matter?

941
01:15:04,820 --> 01:15:07,420
I mean it's gonna funny always matters

942
01:15:07,420 --> 01:15:13,420
But if you've got the funniest person who doesn't want to do shit and doesn't take any initiative and doesn't do anything

943
01:15:13,420 --> 01:15:20,140
They're just a funny person there because people people will book them and people will try but then that personality that trait is always gonna

944
01:15:20,140 --> 01:15:22,300
Come out you like oh, I got him on this show

945
01:15:22,300 --> 01:15:26,280
They flake out of shows or stuff like that doesn't matter how funny is you can't work with him

946
01:15:26,280 --> 01:15:30,460
Just like a player in NFL they can't the best ability is availability

947
01:15:30,460 --> 01:15:33,500
You can be the best left tackle ever to play an NFL

948
01:15:33,500 --> 01:15:39,180
But you ain't if you ain't healthy what the fuck are you good for so it's you gotta you gotta encompass all that shit

949
01:15:39,180 --> 01:15:43,460
I mean, yeah, I'm not saying he's a fucking loser like obviously he's super successful

950
01:15:43,460 --> 01:15:47,660
He's done like insane shit to be a top. No, he's not somebody I would watch

951
01:15:47,660 --> 01:15:50,940
You know, no, I'm sure he's just like he's just not good

952
01:15:50,940 --> 01:15:55,900
Yeah, like he's just some people have it and some people don't and I just don't think that's like in his wheelhouse

953
01:15:55,900 --> 01:15:59,040
Yeah, but like I used to watch him on his podcast funny talking

954
01:15:59,040 --> 01:16:04,500
Yeah, but it's just like it's two different types of funny. I don't know if he's funny at all

955
01:16:04,500 --> 01:16:09,500
I know I was just taking up for him a second ago. I just respect his worth of ethic. I don't know

956
01:16:10,660 --> 01:16:12,500
It's just his

957
01:16:12,500 --> 01:16:16,260
He has such a bad reputation. He's always in some drama with somebody

958
01:16:16,780 --> 01:16:23,740
Over Bobby leave like why start beef with him? Yeah, you know why over some for chance?

959
01:16:23,740 --> 01:16:29,660
I like shit like it was read it. It was saying that he gets bullied like Brennan Chod like the internet hates him

960
01:16:29,660 --> 01:16:35,260
Yeah, I see that which people shit on him deserves. Yeah, like apparently he does a lot of fucked up shit

961
01:16:35,260 --> 01:16:41,820
I can see I mean, he's a he's a fuck boy. You know say it. Yeah, so he is. Yeah. Yeah nothing wrong with it

962
01:16:43,580 --> 01:16:49,780
Everybody knows a guy like this everybody know yeah exactly and I think that's the problem because nobody likes that guy now

963
01:16:49,780 --> 01:16:56,820
Yeah, but like you said I like you said Matthew on his podcast. I would like a king in this thing. I

964
01:16:57,620 --> 01:17:03,860
Love that. Oh, yeah, whenever they had it with you. Yeah, the O'Von. Yeah, everybody else carry. You know why yeah, you know why?

965
01:17:04,660 --> 01:17:07,260
Because of feel long he's making fun of him

966
01:17:07,420 --> 01:17:14,220
But that's but that was a dynamic that I liked more than like, you know when you're watching Theo's podcast, which is good alone

967
01:17:14,220 --> 01:17:17,220
I like when he has Brandon the shit on yeah

968
01:17:17,220 --> 01:17:24,180
Because I mean it's like it's like he can't really go super hard on Brent on that him because he's fucking a top 10 heavyweight

969
01:17:27,180 --> 01:17:33,140
Yeah, it's not like him just beating on somebody of mice and type situation. Yeah

970
01:17:34,500 --> 01:17:38,780
That's the muscle dude, and if Theo Vons the brains do it's not a good

971
01:17:41,860 --> 01:17:43,860
Dude they all had a

972
01:17:43,860 --> 01:17:47,580
This guy who was on there you watch his podcast ever was it wrong?

973
01:17:47,820 --> 01:17:53,780
He had one near-death experiences and he like studies them. So he's like a real doctor, but he studies them

974
01:17:53,780 --> 01:17:56,580
he's like four thousand people that he studied and

975
01:17:57,260 --> 01:18:01,920
He said they all say the same thing like you get pulled into this like heavenly place

976
01:18:02,500 --> 01:18:08,700
I'm different parts of the world to pulled into like this heavenly place and then everybody up there is telling you to go back

977
01:18:08,700 --> 01:18:13,480
But the person wanted to stay but once they come back even people who try to kill themselves and shit were like

978
01:18:13,480 --> 01:18:17,700
Oh, I'm supposed to be here and then they're like at peace after that shit

979
01:18:18,100 --> 01:18:22,940
And that crazy so it's probably I'm just saying I'm just saying look two things

980
01:18:22,940 --> 01:18:27,100
I I've seen documentaries on up and I liked I know exactly what you're gonna

981
01:18:27,100 --> 01:18:30,340
What's the other one the children that have the memories of their past lives?

982
01:18:30,940 --> 01:18:35,500
Come on those days little motherfuckers remember everything that is rehearsed dude

983
01:18:36,500 --> 01:18:41,420
Totally rehearsed has to be it is a 100% like I'm not I'm a pretty superstitious dude

984
01:18:41,420 --> 01:18:46,220
I believe in a lot of stuff. That is not real dude. Children are smarter than people give them credit for

985
01:18:46,700 --> 01:18:51,780
Yeah, somebody little motherfuckers be remembering very vivid detail

986
01:18:51,780 --> 01:18:58,520
I guarantee you my five-year-old Puerto Rican nephew could like convince you he had a past life as like a fighter pilot or something

987
01:18:58,520 --> 01:19:00,520
I bet I could give him

988
01:19:00,520 --> 01:19:02,520
I'll have him on next week

989
01:19:05,260 --> 01:19:07,260
You would you believe in any of that

990
01:19:07,260 --> 01:19:12,460
No, which one are you going for more? I don't know because I get like freaked out by that shit

991
01:19:12,460 --> 01:19:15,140
Like I don't even watch scary movies. Oh, you're one of those. Yeah

992
01:19:15,820 --> 01:19:18,540
I get terrified, but I love to watch them do yeah

993
01:19:18,540 --> 01:19:23,500
I love I love I just don't fuck with being scared. I just get upset. You don't like it. No you get upset

994
01:19:23,500 --> 01:19:27,800
I'm like dude, you clearly could get the fuck out of there, but you just want to sit there

995
01:19:27,800 --> 01:19:32,660
No, no, my mama on this place get the fuck out. That is the other thing all scary movies suck

996
01:19:32,660 --> 01:19:39,460
Like are some truly well done. Yeah. Yeah, but that's like there's a 24. There's like maybe you like 24

997
01:19:40,580 --> 01:19:43,600
Hereditary 10 all-time hereditary is a great movie

998
01:19:46,060 --> 01:19:50,140
So we're looking people yeah, there's only like you're looking 10 good movies

999
01:19:50,140 --> 01:19:55,260
I won't argue I won't argue because most scary movies. You're just like acting

1000
01:19:55,260 --> 01:19:59,140
Yeah, yeah, have y'all seen that new Adam Sandler movie? No, but I want to

1001
01:19:59,140 --> 01:20:06,740
Say is it good? It's ass the space one. Yeah, I'm so excited. It's a big spider that talks to him. It's just like

1002
01:20:07,340 --> 01:20:09,020
Have you ever seen gravity?

1003
01:20:09,020 --> 01:20:13,900
No with Sandra Bullitt and George Clooney actually maybe I think I think you've seen that

1004
01:20:13,940 --> 01:20:20,500
Yeah, see that was good and it wasn't like it was I'm guessing it's it's him tripping out in space. Yeah, right it

1005
01:20:20,980 --> 01:20:25,140
Yeah, but it's it's it gets really weird. I don't fuck with it

1006
01:20:25,140 --> 01:20:30,460
Maybe some other people will fuck with it, but I don't fuck with it. Like it's just like it's a fucking giant spider

1007
01:20:30,460 --> 01:20:35,980
That's just crawling around talking to him. Is it a comedy? No, it's not a comedy at all. It's like super serious

1008
01:20:35,980 --> 01:20:37,980
And it's just like

1009
01:20:39,100 --> 01:20:42,140
Yeah, I'm so bored to have them show the spider

1010
01:20:47,940 --> 01:20:49,940
Man yeah

1011
01:20:49,940 --> 01:20:57,020
Oh fuck that dude, yeah, that look like that skittles no bro. You should hear his fucking voice though. His voice is insane

1012
01:20:57,820 --> 01:20:59,820
That's the part that like Eric God

1013
01:21:00,380 --> 01:21:02,380
Now when he had a voice Harry Potter

1014
01:21:03,140 --> 01:21:05,140
Yeah

1015
01:21:05,300 --> 01:21:08,260
We'll watch it I'm gonna watch I'm still gonna watch it. Yeah, I watch it

1016
01:21:09,220 --> 01:21:11,220
You know, I like old school

1017
01:21:13,220 --> 01:21:19,700
Singer yeah, yeah the new ones. I don't I like the one that had Kevin Garnett the uncut

1018
01:21:19,700 --> 01:21:21,700
Yeah

1019
01:21:21,700 --> 01:21:25,540
One in Sandler movie though. He was just playing in it. Oh, yeah, I liked him in it

1020
01:21:25,540 --> 01:21:29,340
Yeah, yeah, that was a good already coaches that NBA player the one that came out nothing long ago

1021
01:21:29,340 --> 01:21:32,540
I didn't see that you said that's a good. That's a good. I've heard it's really good

1022
01:21:35,140 --> 01:21:40,060
The Mexican guy right yeah, yeah one guy got cut right after it came out. Yeah

1023
01:21:41,660 --> 01:21:47,540
Apparently they he won like the Euro League MVP or something like that. Okay, like he actually is like he's a ball. Yeah. Yeah

1024
01:21:47,540 --> 01:21:49,540
You you want to know

1025
01:21:50,060 --> 01:21:55,420
Speaking of scary movies when I was younger, right my big brother. He's like seven years older than me and

1026
01:21:56,100 --> 01:22:00,220
Chucky I think child's play two or three had just came out. So we watched it

1027
01:22:00,220 --> 01:22:01,700
I wasn't supposed to watch it

1028
01:22:01,700 --> 01:22:08,380
Sneaking in there and I was like so scared and we lived right by a cemetery like literally here to the front of

1029
01:22:09,420 --> 01:22:11,220
Like the other buildings right in front of this

1030
01:22:11,220 --> 01:22:18,060
So I'll say about a hundred yards away from a cemetery and so he walked me me down there him and his friend

1031
01:22:18,060 --> 01:22:23,300
And he's walking down there. He was like, oh look over there and they and they I looked over there and they hid behind

1032
01:22:23,300 --> 01:22:28,660
The tombstones, but I didn't know so I'm looking around and I'm screaming trying to get out

1033
01:22:28,660 --> 01:22:33,620
You know cemeteries are hard to get out of you know, I mean, so I'm screaming I can't get out

1034
01:22:33,620 --> 01:22:38,220
I'm lost but the whole time they're like right there, but they don't tell me and then I have to run back to the house

1035
01:22:38,220 --> 01:22:40,220
I'm gonna scream and tell my mom he gets his ass

1036
01:22:40,220 --> 01:22:42,220
It was a good

1037
01:22:42,860 --> 01:22:44,860
Our cemetery

1038
01:22:44,860 --> 01:22:49,720
Yeah, dude, just pick one direction. No, bro. You get into the cemetery. It's

1039
01:22:50,380 --> 01:22:55,300
Especially when it's pitch black at night. You live next to Arlington. I was like sick. How big is this cemetery?

1040
01:22:55,740 --> 01:23:01,780
Huh? You live next to Arlington? No, dude. You've never been in a fucking cemetery before. Oh, dude. Love this

1041
01:23:01,780 --> 01:23:09,540
Yeah, go every day do the roads are the roads are like it's not even really roads if you take a wrong turn

1042
01:23:10,100 --> 01:23:13,980
You can't see outside true. I used to live next to one

1043
01:23:18,220 --> 01:23:21,660
I heard about that. It's about ghost on the

1044
01:23:22,180 --> 01:23:25,740
What swings and stuff like that? Yeah, that's yeah

1045
01:23:25,740 --> 01:23:29,880
My manager told me a story about how she went there with her husband

1046
01:23:29,880 --> 01:23:34,600
And when they were in their 20s and these are just scared the fuck out of kids like they hide behind the tombstones and like

1047
01:23:34,680 --> 01:23:39,560
Like wait for them to get comfortable and then you start doing little kid voices and scare the fuck out of them

1048
01:23:39,560 --> 01:23:42,120
Oh, yeah, so that was just a dog fucking with us

1049
01:23:42,720 --> 01:23:48,960
Yeah, probably or when so you said you went there and you heard it. I mean, yeah, I heard stories and shit

1050
01:23:48,960 --> 01:23:50,760
I went there once and there was some weird shit going on

1051
01:23:50,760 --> 01:23:53,520
But I never got to see the full action and everybody was telling me about it

1052
01:23:53,640 --> 01:23:57,640
Brandon man don't go there at this time and shit because then some weird stuff gonna happen

1053
01:23:57,640 --> 01:24:00,920
You might get pushed off a swing. You never know. That's what happened

1054
01:24:06,440 --> 01:24:10,080
Just walk up in there. Yeah, I can't walk from my house. I couldn't leave my house

1055
01:24:10,200 --> 01:24:18,260
Yeah, yeah got any ghost stories or anything supernatural or something you got scared of. No, no you believe in it the ghost and shit

1056
01:24:18,880 --> 01:24:25,960
No, but I don't fuck with it. Like if it happens like I'm gone like I'm not I'll believe it if I see it if I see

1057
01:24:25,960 --> 01:24:30,300
A ghost or something like that and I'm not I'm not on like some kind of psychedelic

1058
01:24:30,600 --> 01:24:35,620
Yeah, I'll believe it then but I'm not believing just because somebody else said I'm gonna see the ghost

1059
01:24:36,520 --> 01:24:42,120
But like going to dead children's playground at night like I ain't doing that. Yeah. Oh, no. No, I wouldn't do it

1060
01:24:42,120 --> 01:24:47,280
Yeah, I'm not gonna set myself up for it. I'll go to haunted places, but not a dead children

1061
01:24:47,280 --> 01:24:49,280
I even know they had that

1062
01:24:49,280 --> 01:24:54,280
Oh, yeah, yeah cemeteries crazy, I don't know man. I sure I believe it

1063
01:24:54,280 --> 01:24:59,640
Why not because I feel like if I say I don't then it's gonna happen to me and then it's just not gonna be fun

1064
01:25:00,480 --> 01:25:02,360
So yeah, I believe

1065
01:25:02,360 --> 01:25:08,440
Don't haunt me man. What you Brandon? Well me, you know, so see I believe Christianity

1066
01:25:08,440 --> 01:25:10,440
So I'm like, yeah, sure. I guess yeah

1067
01:25:11,440 --> 01:25:14,800
I don't know. I mean I mean me I'm like I haven't seen a ghost

1068
01:25:14,800 --> 01:25:20,700
But if I seen one I wouldn't be like, oh, holy good. How does this happen? It's a ghost. Let me leave

1069
01:25:21,760 --> 01:25:23,760
Well, you gotta do it

1070
01:25:24,400 --> 01:25:27,280
Like no if I see a ghost I'm leaving that's it

1071
01:25:27,280 --> 01:25:31,040
Just go what if you just bought you just got this if you just got this apartment

1072
01:25:31,040 --> 01:25:36,740
You spent all your money on the down payment. You just got in there two weeks in you see a ghost or whatever

1073
01:25:36,740 --> 01:25:38,480
You're just gonna move out

1074
01:25:38,480 --> 01:25:40,200
So what happened?

1075
01:25:40,200 --> 01:25:42,760
Money, I'll tell you what I'd rather die

1076
01:25:42,760 --> 01:25:45,560
Let's have a fucking pain right dude, oh

1077
01:25:46,240 --> 01:25:50,400
Wait, so what like what happened before like who did the previous owner die?

1078
01:25:50,400 --> 01:25:55,040
I don't know. It's just how many because if the previous owner died or something, huh? Then hell yeah

1079
01:25:55,040 --> 01:25:57,040
I'm out there, but it was like just normal

1080
01:25:57,640 --> 01:26:02,640
Normal go chill. Yeah, I mean maybe I'll stay but it's some fucked up shit happens. That's it

1081
01:26:02,640 --> 01:26:06,440
If it was a chill ghost, you know, if he chill and we don't yeah, we don't do nothing

1082
01:26:07,080 --> 01:26:10,280
Pass me that go smoke. I don't care man. We'll sit and smoke

1083
01:26:10,280 --> 01:26:12,280
Till you do some fucked up shit like hot me

1084
01:26:13,640 --> 01:26:18,840
That is some fucked up shit can't be honed people as soon as he pushed me down some stairs I'm out

1085
01:26:20,040 --> 01:26:22,040
crawling out

1086
01:26:22,800 --> 01:26:28,120
Escalated quick quickly to be the cool one and push you down the stairs. Yeah, they do that shit though. Oh, yeah

1087
01:26:28,120 --> 01:26:30,120
What made y'all want to start comedy?

1088
01:26:31,160 --> 01:26:36,760
I've always loved comedy since I've been feeling what made you want to do it. My boy would just make he

1089
01:26:36,760 --> 01:26:40,720
I told him I was like, oh, I would love to do stand-up and he kept on pressuring me impressed

1090
01:26:40,720 --> 01:26:44,400
Well, he kept on saying you should do it and then we went to kill Tony

1091
01:26:44,400 --> 01:26:50,200
I signed up and then happen to get on so then after that I came back here went to shenanigans

1092
01:26:50,520 --> 01:26:52,920
Did the open mic there and I was like, this is tight

1093
01:26:52,920 --> 01:26:57,240
But I didn't come back for like a month and a half two months and then once I came back

1094
01:26:57,240 --> 01:27:01,040
That's when I met JJ and everybody and they gave me all the open mics and I started to start doing them

1095
01:27:01,040 --> 01:27:03,040
And that's just fucking that's too fun

1096
01:27:03,040 --> 01:27:07,000
It's too funny plus plus I love fucking with people and I get to do that on stage

1097
01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:11,040
Especially now that I'm starting to warm up a little bit and and just be free up there

1098
01:27:11,600 --> 01:27:14,080
It's nothing more than having somebody think

1099
01:27:14,080 --> 01:27:20,640
Whatever you're saying is going this way and hit it fucking hard. That's fucking the shit because my juices flowing

1100
01:27:25,200 --> 01:27:27,200
Those platelets have got to unclot somehow

1101
01:27:27,200 --> 01:27:30,600
Those platelets have got to unclot somehow dude

1102
01:27:31,320 --> 01:27:33,320
What did you like start doing it?

1103
01:27:33,320 --> 01:27:39,840
I always wanted to try it and then I started doing it and I was just having fun and I just like meeting weird people and

1104
01:27:40,560 --> 01:27:46,520
Comedy allows you to meet. Oh really fucking weird people. Oh, yeah, so many people are weird like

1105
01:27:48,080 --> 01:27:52,720
It's just like the worst people from every single walk of life decide to do stand-up comedy

1106
01:27:52,720 --> 01:27:57,480
They just all meet in one place that you would otherwise never see that group of people ever

1107
01:27:57,880 --> 01:28:01,160
Like interacting at all. Yeah, and that's what I like about it, dude

1108
01:28:01,160 --> 01:28:06,720
It's just like the mall Parkway Place mall you go there. You'll see like every type of person that Huntsville

1109
01:28:06,720 --> 01:28:10,440
Oh, you'll see like grown men with cat ears and cat tails

1110
01:28:10,440 --> 01:28:15,720
That's like walking on all fours and you shut that you shut up right now. You seen that I've seen that shit

1111
01:28:17,840 --> 01:28:19,840
UAH is we're going too far

1112
01:28:19,840 --> 01:28:26,160
Alright, now damn it. I'm accepting but like that's fucking crazy. I'm accepting too. But see this is my whole thing

1113
01:28:26,160 --> 01:28:28,960
I'm trying to make a joke up like this. It's like that's your kink

1114
01:28:28,960 --> 01:28:33,960
That's something you do when you're if that's what gets you off, you know, I'm saying why are you doing it around everybody?

1115
01:28:33,960 --> 01:28:37,960
You know what I mean? Maybe like you they want to fuck with people but here goes the thing

1116
01:28:37,960 --> 01:28:41,800
I like the fucking just a short t-shirt and socks, but I'm not gonna go pick up my Starbucks like this

1117
01:28:41,800 --> 01:28:47,760
Yeah, you know what I mean? So they shouldn't be around walking on all fours because that gets the giblets going

1118
01:28:47,760 --> 01:28:52,080
I don't agree with is are they doing it for a sexual thing? I don't give a fuck

1119
01:28:52,080 --> 01:28:56,160
It has to be sexual you're putting cat ears and tails. I think just meant to be public

1120
01:28:58,160 --> 01:29:03,920
Did you want to be a cat come on, like what do we do? Come on, bro. You got to draw the line somewhere

1121
01:29:09,520 --> 01:29:15,360
Do we went to low mill and we saw like just a pack of furries like there was like 12 of them

1122
01:29:15,360 --> 01:29:20,840
Like there was like 12 of them. I can't believe this they're out in the wild. No. Yeah. No, it's crazy

1123
01:29:20,840 --> 01:29:26,440
I think they're they got to put litter boxes in school bathrooms down. Yeah. No, that's like a legit thing

1124
01:29:26,440 --> 01:29:29,200
I don't believe that I don't believe any if any school does that

1125
01:29:29,960 --> 01:29:35,240
They should be disbarred. They shouldn't be able to but you know, you know, it's free costumes like $3,000

1126
01:29:35,240 --> 01:29:39,760
Oh, yeah, that's very pricey. Damn. Yeah. Yeah, like it's a rich people problem

1127
01:29:40,960 --> 01:29:44,440
you paying $3,000 for an outfit like a

1128
01:29:44,440 --> 01:29:48,120
You don't get paid paying $3,000. Yeah, I appreciate it

1129
01:29:49,640 --> 01:29:51,640
You said that really fast

1130
01:29:55,640 --> 01:29:58,680
Cool with that I guess so do they have like a hole cut out or what we're going on

1131
01:29:58,680 --> 01:30:04,680
Oh, I didn't ask them that far. I just know there's no way they do it in that they probably got that's how that's what the variation

1132
01:30:04,680 --> 01:30:09,320
No, I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure they'd be fucking in in the costume. Oh, yeah, cuz then why wear the costumes?

1133
01:30:09,320 --> 01:30:11,320
True. They go like they have the parties and stuff

1134
01:30:11,320 --> 01:30:13,320
I

1135
01:30:14,680 --> 01:30:16,680
Guess

1136
01:30:17,400 --> 01:30:19,400
Don't know

1137
01:30:19,400 --> 01:30:21,560
Yeah, you guys never been to these parties

1138
01:30:21,560 --> 01:30:24,680
No, no, no, I've never really been to a party in my life

1139
01:30:24,680 --> 01:30:28,480
I wasn't like what was it one homecoming or something? But you've never been to a party

1140
01:30:28,480 --> 01:30:32,640
No, I never really been a part sister like my birthday party or maybe a homecoming JJ

1141
01:30:32,640 --> 01:30:36,840
You need to take him out take him to some of them. We'll give him to a frat party. Take him to a frat party

1142
01:30:37,160 --> 01:30:39,600
You have to experience a frat party and I can't go

1143
01:30:39,600 --> 01:30:43,280
Yeah, I remember like you won. Yeah that you're way too

1144
01:30:44,480 --> 01:30:47,400
Brandon I'm telling you now dude, you're gonna be disappointed

1145
01:30:48,600 --> 01:30:55,360
Are lower room? No, it's very lame like college parties are super late. I don't know which ones you go to man

1146
01:30:55,360 --> 01:31:01,480
Yeah, we got a side you so I don't know. I'm just talking about like in my experience. Yeah, you a h

1147
01:31:01,480 --> 01:31:05,960
It's not great. But also I don't I don't fuck a party like I'm not a party guy

1148
01:31:05,960 --> 01:31:09,640
I'm not like I'd rather like to kick backs like hang out smoke

1149
01:31:10,200 --> 01:31:16,000
Chill I don't like being around a bunch of like weird ass people like me my friends last year

1150
01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:21,800
We went down to Miami to meet it with a friend that goes to the university. We went to a rave

1151
01:31:21,800 --> 01:31:23,920
That was the lamest shit dude

1152
01:31:23,920 --> 01:31:31,080
They have to be on meth because they're like it's shitty music and they're just gyrating for hours and they're happy and like we're drunk

1153
01:31:31,080 --> 01:31:37,480
but like we're all like we're just making fun of the people there because it's like there's no way any of these people are like

1154
01:31:37,720 --> 01:31:39,480
actually real and

1155
01:31:39,480 --> 01:31:43,720
I mean like left we paid like 60 bucks to get it and we left like within 30 minutes

1156
01:31:43,720 --> 01:31:46,920
Yeah, I'm with you last time I went to a rave was like when I was 24

1157
01:31:47,440 --> 01:31:52,840
Or 25 and I was like this is that's when I started to be gonna come like this is the worst thing

1158
01:31:52,840 --> 01:31:58,560
I've ever been like oh my god, I need to leave like you said you paid all that money, but you're still like I don't give a

1159
01:31:58,560 --> 01:32:03,920
Fuck. I just need to get a brave isn't my thing dude. Never been the one don't really care to go

1160
01:32:03,920 --> 01:32:05,920
I feel I'd have a seizure with

1161
01:32:10,200 --> 01:32:13,040
It's just loud music and people gyrating

1162
01:32:14,720 --> 01:32:16,720
Yes, exactly

1163
01:32:16,720 --> 01:32:18,720
But like that for like hours

1164
01:32:19,000 --> 01:32:23,320
And it's ass like there's no words going on and then there's just a DJ to be like put your hands up

1165
01:32:23,320 --> 01:32:24,080
Yeah

1166
01:32:24,080 --> 01:32:28,600
Wasn't that the same that trap wouldn't that kind of like what happened with Travis Scott saying where people died and shit?

1167
01:32:28,600 --> 01:32:33,520
No, it's not no no it was neck. It was a concert. That's a concert

1168
01:32:33,840 --> 01:32:38,600
Okay, so a rave is just a party rave has is usually gonna have like lights

1169
01:32:39,880 --> 01:32:46,080
And fog machines and a lot of people there on ecstasy, which is a party drug that

1170
01:32:46,680 --> 01:32:50,600
Just makes you want like everything feels good or they have a

1171
01:32:50,600 --> 01:32:56,000
Method and then you just feel awake. It could be cut with different things. I'm not saying I ever took

1172
01:32:59,600 --> 01:33:04,720
Allegedly allegedly yeah allegedly. All right, Matthew this is the end of the podcast what you want to do right here

1173
01:33:04,880 --> 01:33:08,960
Say anything you have to promote all your tags and it'll be right up on the left

1174
01:33:08,960 --> 01:33:16,480
I'm following me on Instagram tick tock Facebook Matthews underscore stupidity and I appreciate it. Oh, yeah, man

1175
01:33:16,480 --> 01:33:18,480
Thanks for coming on dope

1176
01:33:18,480 --> 01:33:20,480
Thank you for having me