1 00:00:00,720 --> 00:00:02,720 This week on clown college 2 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:07,400 Do you want kids do you know 3 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:13,520 You see the thing with me is I'm a child. Yeah, you know like I don't 4 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:20,840 I mean if it happened, you know, yeah, I'd probably be you know, probably like you know, I love them but um 5 00:00:20,840 --> 00:00:24,840 I probably wouldn't be the same with me. I probably didn't fear that same 6 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:30,840 I could be doing something else right now 7 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:38,840 This is the clown college podcast 8 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:42,840 We're just a couple open micers trying to make our way through the scene where we interview 9 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:46,840 Comedians throughout different stages of their comedy career no matter if they're open micers 10 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:53,840 Headliners or traveling comedians. I'm here to Jamie 2.0. I just talk a lot more. Damn it Brandon 11 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:55,840 Go sit in the corner 12 00:00:57,840 --> 00:00:58,840 What's going on y'all? 13 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:00,840 Chug this motherfucker. You ready? 14 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:06,840 Hell yeah go for it. Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug 15 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:10,840 Oh shit 16 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:12,840 Yeah do it man 17 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:17,840 I gotta have something to drink on the pod man 18 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:19,840 That's true. That's why I had a second 19 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:21,840 Quench my dry mouth 20 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:23,840 Shout out Shane Gillis 21 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:26,840 Hold up, hold up, little applause for him right there man 22 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:28,840 What a story that is dude 23 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:30,840 Yeah, that's a crazy one 24 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:32,840 Gets the comeback, smashes 25 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:34,840 I seen some reports that were like uh 26 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:36,840 He didn't do that well 27 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:38,840 I'm like those jokes are fucking killer 28 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:42,840 The monologue was killer and he had like two or three sketches 29 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:44,840 You know the funniest one they didn't uh 30 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:46,840 You didn't see it did you? 31 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,840 The emu dude 32 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:52,840 They didn't even air that one but that was by far like the funniest one 33 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:54,840 I saw that five times man 34 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:56,840 It's like the Liberty commercial 35 00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:58,840 Liberty, Liberty 36 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:00,840 And they have that emu detective emu shit 37 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:02,840 But he like turns like training day on him 38 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:04,840 That's the commercial 39 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:08,840 He has to say it real quick with that emu man 40 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:10,840 I just saw Jamaican church 41 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:14,840 And then I saw they made fun of like some shoes Donald Trump came out with 42 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:19,840 You know that's real, he really has a $400 gold pair of shoes 43 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,840 What are they like sneakers, dress shoes? 44 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:23,840 They look like Air Force 1's yeah 45 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:24,840 What the fuck? 46 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:26,840 That makes sense, he was the president 47 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:28,840 Let's see how they look 48 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:30,840 See if he got style man 49 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:32,840 Oh you could have just put shoes 50 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:34,840 You could have just put shoes 51 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:36,840 He's selling different variations of shoes 52 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:38,840 Oh shit, hold up 53 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:40,840 I mean dude 54 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:42,840 This looks like some shit that like 55 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:44,840 What's his name? Apollo Creed would wear 56 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:46,840 Rest in peace 57 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:48,840 Rest in peace Carl Weathers 58 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:50,840 He did not die for this shit 59 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:52,840 Hey I mean would you rock him though? 60 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,840 No, fuck no 61 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:56,840 I mean even if they weren't Trump they're hideous 62 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:58,840 I mean 63 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:00,840 But I don't like, I mean you can't ask me 64 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:02,840 You gotta ask like Scott or something cause I'm not a big flashy shoe guy 65 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:04,840 No man, this is not 66 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:06,840 No, this is not the culture bro 67 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:08,840 If they were fly 68 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:10,840 Maybe wear them if they were affordable 69 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:12,840 They have good like heel support 70 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:14,840 Yeah, that's what he should have made 71 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:16,840 He should have made a comfortable shoe 72 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:18,840 If he would have teamed up with the MyPello guy 73 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:20,840 And he has little slippers 74 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:22,840 Like house slippers and shit 75 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:24,840 They would have collabed bro 76 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:26,840 Every senior citizen in the country would have had a pair 77 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,840 Oh shit, I know I would have been there 78 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:30,840 Fuck yeah 79 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:32,840 You big Mike Lindell guy? 80 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:34,840 No, I'm talking about 81 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,840 To give me some of those fine nice shoes 82 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:38,840 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm with you 83 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:40,840 Brandon's very pro Trump shoes dude 84 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:42,840 I didn't know this was his thing 85 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:44,840 You like those? No, I mean 86 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:46,840 I'm not gonna lie, they'd look good 87 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:48,840 If you were like going to a boxing match 88 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:50,840 They'd look like something Brandon would rock though 89 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:52,840 I would wear them if somebody handed them to me 90 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:54,840 Hell yeah I would have shit, fuck it 91 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:56,840 He's got that obscure swag 92 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:58,840 I'm not gonna sit here and be like you know what Trump 2020 93 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:00,840 All that 94 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:02,840 Well that one already happened 95 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:04,840 He can't win that one already 96 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:06,840 He did win though 97 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:08,840 Yeah 98 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:10,840 Hey, we're talking about Brandon's shoes on the comments 99 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:12,840 Of whenever Brandon failed on YouTube 100 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:14,840 Oh yeah, the LeBron Timberland collab 101 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:16,840 I love those 102 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:18,840 He said 103 00:04:18,840 --> 00:04:20,840 One dude said, he's like DJ Khali 104 00:04:20,840 --> 00:04:22,840 Far started, he went to 105 00:04:22,840 --> 00:04:24,840 I jumped the gun and then he was like 106 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:26,840 I don't know what he called you but he was like 107 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:28,840 He had fucking combat boots on 108 00:04:28,840 --> 00:04:30,840 If they're good enough for our military 109 00:04:30,840 --> 00:04:32,840 Dude 110 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:34,840 And they were talking too, they talking now man 111 00:04:36,840 --> 00:04:38,840 Oh the soul came up 112 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:40,840 That's how fast you were with it dude 113 00:04:40,840 --> 00:04:42,840 They talking now man, I gotta get there 114 00:04:42,840 --> 00:04:44,840 They kinda done 115 00:04:44,840 --> 00:04:46,840 What they talking, they done yeah 116 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:48,840 Probably past done 117 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:50,840 Jersey in the rafters 118 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:52,840 I still rock them a couple times, fuck it 119 00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:54,840 Not yet, we're not in that phase yet 120 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:56,840 We're getting close 121 00:04:56,840 --> 00:04:58,840 Usually that comes before the soul coming off 122 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:00,840 I didn't even know until one day I looked down and I was like 123 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:02,840 Oh shit, what do you know? 124 00:05:02,840 --> 00:05:04,840 Which part, the front part? 125 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:06,840 Yeah, actually I realized 126 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:08,840 When I got off the stage 127 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:10,840 I looked down and I was like damn we were talking at the same time 128 00:05:10,840 --> 00:05:12,840 Fuck that man 129 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:16,840 What else happened this week? 130 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:18,840 We took a trip to Birmingham 131 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:20,840 Shout out 132 00:05:20,840 --> 00:05:22,840 We had comedy break in mics down here 133 00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:24,840 That was fun 134 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:26,840 Great comedy break in 135 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:28,840 That was really cool 136 00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:30,840 David Linum 137 00:05:30,840 --> 00:05:32,840 Ghost Train Brewery 138 00:05:32,840 --> 00:05:34,840 Thursdays 139 00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:36,840 Is that every Thursday? 140 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:38,840 And then Plumb Bar afterwards 141 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:40,840 With Eugene 142 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,840 Our first black room 143 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:44,840 We'll tell you about that in a second 144 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:46,840 It was a great time dude 145 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:48,840 Yeah it was fun 146 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:50,840 I was fucked up too 147 00:05:50,840 --> 00:05:52,840 When I tell you I was gone 148 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:54,840 JJ was our DD down there 149 00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:56,840 So of course we brought a 150 00:05:56,840 --> 00:05:58,840 Road bottle 151 00:05:58,840 --> 00:06:00,840 Because we're going over an hour 152 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:02,840 They brought a road bottle 153 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:04,840 Well you know 154 00:06:04,840 --> 00:06:06,840 It's weird when you hit the brakes and you hear 155 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:08,840 Shit clinging together 156 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:10,840 You're like damn there's a whole fucking bar down there 157 00:06:10,840 --> 00:06:12,840 I don't think that's supposed 158 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:14,840 To be it 159 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:16,840 At least you hooked it up right? 160 00:06:16,840 --> 00:06:18,840 At any moment you're like hold up wait a minute 161 00:06:18,840 --> 00:06:20,840 Road beer 162 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:22,840 There you go 163 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:24,840 And then we get to 164 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:26,840 The comedy break in 165 00:06:26,840 --> 00:06:28,840 They had a pretty good crowd 166 00:06:28,840 --> 00:06:30,840 Like what? 167 00:06:30,840 --> 00:06:32,840 15 people? 168 00:06:32,840 --> 00:06:34,840 Yeah they were 169 00:06:34,840 --> 00:06:36,840 A little abrasive 170 00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:38,840 They didn't want to laugh at first 171 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:40,840 They didn't want to laugh at all 172 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:42,840 The two women sitting next to us 173 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:44,840 Were actively 174 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:46,840 You broke them with the 175 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:48,840 HGTV 176 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:50,840 I think that was the one 177 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:52,840 But they were like 178 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:54,840 Laughing like they literally were like 179 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:56,840 Oh my god 180 00:06:56,840 --> 00:06:58,840 Trying their hardest not to laugh 181 00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:00,840 I was like no it's a comedy show you can laugh 182 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:02,840 Please laugh 183 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:04,840 That's the worst to just go to a show and be like 184 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:06,840 I am not going to laugh 185 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:08,840 You have to kind of be into it 186 00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:10,840 For it to work 187 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:12,840 It's like hypnotism dude 188 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:14,840 You have to kind of believe in it 189 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:16,840 That's why I would work on branding 190 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:18,840 Because you're so fucking terrified of it 191 00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:20,840 Fuck that never man 192 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:22,840 That's just no never 193 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:24,840 That's where you draw the line 194 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:26,840 Not sodomy but 195 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:28,840 Wait what is that? 196 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:30,840 I got to learn what that is first 197 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:32,840 Yeah standards dude 198 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:34,840 Wait what does sodomy mean? 199 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:36,840 I got to know what it is 200 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:38,840 We had this conversation 201 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:40,840 Okay hold on 202 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:42,840 Is it good to search up? 203 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:44,840 Your history is insane 204 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:46,840 Trump shoes, sodomy 205 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:48,840 Make sure you put what is first 206 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:50,840 Okay that's a good idea 207 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:52,840 And take it off in images 208 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:54,840 That's a good idea 209 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:56,840 That's natural disaster 210 00:07:56,840 --> 00:07:58,840 Don't switch it to video 211 00:07:58,840 --> 00:08:00,840 What is sodomy? 212 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:02,840 Juneteenth was that the first 213 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:04,840 Sodomy 214 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:06,840 Okay 215 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:08,840 You want to read it out? 216 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:10,840 So this is Ain't No Oral 217 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:12,840 Intercourse 218 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:14,840 I'm not going to lie dude 219 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:16,840 The shaggy nasty kept on telling me to search this up 220 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:18,840 I'm glad I did 221 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:20,840 Why did it have to be my mic? 222 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:22,840 He was like you know what it is? 223 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:24,840 Search it up 224 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:26,840 I'm like okay I never did 225 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,840 Now I know what it is 226 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:30,840 Brandon you well first off 227 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:32,840 You did search it up like three weeks ago 228 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:34,840 Oh yeah I just forgot 229 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:36,840 Damn 230 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:38,840 Who told you this? 231 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:40,840 I forgot it was one of the people 232 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:42,840 One of the comics, one of the people that's local there 233 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:44,840 Was it Ace? 234 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:46,840 I think so joking around 235 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:48,840 I know you watch it 236 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:50,840 Paper plate Ace 237 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:52,840 What I call them 238 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:54,840 Writes all his sets on those 239 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:56,840 Also those are the most useless plates in existence 240 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,840 Flimsy ass 241 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:00,840 Completely flat 242 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:02,840 The ridges to keep the shit in 243 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:04,840 The white paper ones 244 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:06,840 One of them can't hold anything 245 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:08,840 How many pieces of birthday cake have been dropped 246 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:10,840 As a result of those fucking flimsy ass plates? 247 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:12,840 It's a tragedy 248 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:14,840 That's why Ace uses them 249 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:16,840 To write down his fucking bomb joke 250 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:18,840 Yeah 251 00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:20,840 You got to use them for something 252 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:22,840 Can't use them to eat shit with 253 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:24,840 Speaking of shag nasties 254 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:26,840 So Tuesday 255 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:28,840 Oh no no no 256 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:30,840 We didn't finish Burma Hunt Ham 257 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:32,840 Plumbar, the black room 258 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,840 Black room 259 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:36,840 I'll let you guys speak on that 260 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:38,840 So we go in there 261 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:40,840 Eugene, I don't know his last name 262 00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:42,840 You remember his last name? 263 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:44,840 Eugene Levy 264 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:46,840 He's a Burma Hunt comic and he's running the mic 265 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:48,840 Has one eye, you know what I'm saying 266 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:50,840 Fetty Wap gang 267 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:52,840 And he was like who wants to go first? 268 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:54,840 And JJ was like me 269 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:56,840 Instantly was like you say you want 270 00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:58,840 To go first here? 271 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:00,840 Yeah I had a whole plan 272 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:02,840 I was going to do hey guys 273 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:04,840 Happy Black History Month 274 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:06,840 I'm not black but I do have a 275 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,840 Homophobic grandma 276 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:10,840 And I thought that was going to go well but then I didn't do that 277 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:12,840 And it didn't go well 278 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:14,840 It was the way it was brought up though 279 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:16,840 How did he bring you up? 280 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:18,840 Oh well 281 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:20,840 He brought me up as Eddie Murphy 282 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:22,840 Because he was also battling an audience 283 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:24,840 Remember right before I went on trying to force her 284 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:26,840 To clap and this went on for 285 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:28,840 Probably at least 286 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:30,840 Four to five minutes 287 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:32,840 Him and this lady just battling each other 288 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:34,840 She doesn't want to be there 289 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:36,840 She doesn't want to clap and he's trying to force her 290 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:40,840 And it wasn't the greatest intro 291 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,840 But I bombed, that was on me 292 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:44,840 It's just the funniest 293 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:46,840 He did it and he's cool 294 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:48,840 And I knew what he was trying to do 295 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:50,840 Because the crowd was like 296 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:52,840 They weren't going 297 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:54,840 And he's funny 298 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:56,840 And he's opening them up 299 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:58,840 And I could just tell instant like you got to make them laugh 300 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:00,840 Because they're not sitting there 301 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:02,840 You can't just read your material because they ain't going for that 302 00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:04,840 Like they weren't going for anything 303 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:06,840 He was like even trying to interact with them 304 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,840 Everybody give it up, oh you can't clap 305 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:10,840 You ain't got no hands, we'll put them in your wrists together 306 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:12,840 And start clapping 307 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,840 And like wouldn't let it go 308 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,840 Called you Eddie Murphy I think five times 309 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:18,840 And I didn't get why he was 310 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:20,840 Saying Eddie Murphy 311 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:22,840 That would make people clap 312 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:24,840 Just to say a popular name 313 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:26,840 To see if that would make people clap 314 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:28,840 Obviously Eddie Murphy's not in the fucking 315 00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:30,840 It's not that big of a place you could just look like this 316 00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:32,840 It's Birmingham, Alabama 317 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:34,840 Anybody with a substantial amount of money 318 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:36,840 Is not going there willingly 319 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:38,840 I also like how he was doing 320 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:40,840 The different spots 321 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:42,840 He's like from Arizona, Alabama 322 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:44,840 That's dope as shit 323 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:46,840 He said I was from California, Alabama 324 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,840 Which is probably real as shit somewhere 325 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:50,840 Mississippi, Alabama 326 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,840 Yeah, with you 327 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:54,840 I'll take Louis 328 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:56,840 Mississippi, Alabama 329 00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:58,840 Arab, Alabama 330 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:00,840 That's good 331 00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:02,840 I don't know where the fuck 332 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:04,840 He was waiting for that 333 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:06,840 Oh shit 334 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:08,840 There you go 335 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:10,840 I need to hit that more 336 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:12,840 That sounded weird as fuck 337 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:14,840 Somebody use that for a meme 338 00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:16,840 I need to hit that more 339 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:18,840 In the context 340 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:20,840 What the fuck 341 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:22,840 Why you say the fuck 342 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:24,840 I don't know everybody what 343 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:26,840 I don't know 344 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:28,840 He sounded like Jake for a second 345 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:30,840 Why the fuck did I look around like 346 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:32,840 Oh shit 347 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:34,840 What Jake been doing to you 348 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:36,840 They've been exercising and shit 349 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,840 Jumping rope 350 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:40,840 Did y'all get butt naked and wrestle 351 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,840 No, that's what is that 352 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:44,840 Roman Greco 353 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:46,840 No, we didn't do all that 354 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:48,840 Just normal 355 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:50,840 Older man and younger boy wrestling each other 356 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:52,840 Man, I'm used to that 357 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,840 When I was younger 358 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:56,840 Wait, wait, hold on 359 00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:58,840 How did you end that part 360 00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:00,840 The beginning part was closed 361 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:02,840 When I was younger I was used to 362 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:04,840 Rolling with people that was way older than me 363 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:06,840 I'd be 14, go and get people like 364 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:08,840 36, 40 365 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:10,840 Closed? 366 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:12,840 They were closed 367 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:14,840 Very closed 368 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:16,840 Have you ever wrestled 369 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:18,840 With somebody unclothed 370 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,840 Very close 371 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:22,840 He's going deep in his bag trying to remember this 372 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:24,840 I mean 373 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:26,840 Yeah, I guess 374 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,840 Probably, maybe 375 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:30,840 What did you ask him 376 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:32,840 If he had ever wrestled somebody without his clothes 377 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:34,840 Why is it taking you so long to answer this 378 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:36,840 Just recreationally 379 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:38,840 Anyway 380 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:40,840 I don't know man 381 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:42,840 What do you mean you don't know 382 00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:44,840 I mean in the bedroom 383 00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:46,840 If I'm performing yes 384 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:48,840 Wrestling around 385 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:50,840 With me latey 386 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:52,840 Normal shit 387 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,840 Wrestling, I mean nah, somebody had a shirt off 388 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:56,840 That was it 389 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:58,840 You should 390 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,840 Answer faster on questions like that 391 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,840 The fact that I'm hot and sweating 392 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:04,840 That's not helping 393 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:06,840 It's making it more intense 394 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:08,840 You're always sweating dude 395 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:10,840 I need to check that out 396 00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:12,840 If there's a doctor that can help me 397 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:14,840 I'll figure that out 398 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:16,840 I'm tired of looking like this 399 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:18,840 This is the closest thing we have to health insurance 400 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:20,840 Just ask people on the internet like please 401 00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:22,840 Please 402 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:24,840 Oh shit 403 00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:26,840 And then, so after 404 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:28,840 You went up, you thought you got the 405 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:30,840 Light but it was him taking a picture with the flash 406 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:32,840 I thought it was quick but 407 00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:34,840 Somebody took a picture of me with the flash on 408 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,840 And I thought they had flashed the light at me 409 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:38,840 And that's how I got off 410 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:40,840 I fucked it up even more 411 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:42,840 It was great 412 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,840 It was a good time 413 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:46,840 Like a lot of the Birmingham comics went up 414 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:48,840 And Crowd 415 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:50,840 Wasn't going for the first 416 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:52,840 What? 417 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:54,840 First half 418 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:56,840 And then Jake cracked them 419 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:58,840 Drake cracked the girl in the back 420 00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:00,840 That was sitting behind the stage 421 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:02,840 And then AJ O'Leary went up 422 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:04,840 And then while he was going up 423 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:06,840 This dude, drunk ass dude 424 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:08,840 At the bar 425 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:10,840 And it's a bar with like 426 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:12,840 If the bar is right here, he's standing right here 427 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:14,840 And there's tables behind with chairs 428 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:16,840 And you know when you get drunk, like you see a person 429 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:18,840 Get real drunk and they go on their tippy toes 430 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:20,840 And then go back too far and lose balance 431 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:22,840 And he fell with his arms out 432 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:24,840 And he fell so slow 433 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,840 Like he fell so slow 434 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:28,840 Like it was like 435 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,840 You just hear a woman say, somebody catch him 436 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:32,840 Yeah, I just turned around 437 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,840 And saw him fall 438 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:36,840 I was just watching, it was like a movie scene 439 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:38,840 Oh, he fell 440 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:40,840 He fell like she's grabbing shit 441 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,840 No life for like three seconds, he was in the motion 442 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:44,840 Of falling 443 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:46,840 It looked like a real earthquake could happen 444 00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:48,840 But it only affected him 445 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:50,840 He falls, takes out the whole table 446 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:52,840 And then AJ did really really good 447 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:54,840 I had him rolling on the floor 448 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:56,840 Yo, you did good too, Dom 449 00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:58,840 Yeah, yeah, yeah 450 00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:00,840 I appreciate it, I was, look, so I was gonna tell him 451 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:02,840 So then, but after that nobody had addressed it, right? 452 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:04,840 Yeah 453 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,840 Nobody had addressed the dude falling 454 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,840 The comedian who went up after that 455 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:10,840 So I was like, man, like I said 456 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:12,840 I was feeling really good 457 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:14,840 Like I was feeling myself, I was telling Eugene 458 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,840 I was like, put me up there, I'm fucking him up 459 00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:18,840 Just let you know, I'm fucking him up 460 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:20,840 He was like, he's alright, and he kept on putting other people up there 461 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:22,840 Then he put Slaveface up 462 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:24,840 And then when he 463 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:26,840 He said it 464 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:28,840 He ain't gonna do that, he be talking shit too 465 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:30,840 No, I just can't have that out there 466 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:32,840 You know, it's a possibility of something I said 467 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:36,840 See, it's more racist to say he doesn't have a Slaveface 468 00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:40,840 I feel like it's not my position to comment on whether his face is 469 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:42,840 I didn't know who we were talking about 470 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:44,840 I know now, I thought about it 471 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:48,840 So he was roasting, he like, I guess he roasters Eugene all the time when he comes up there 472 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:50,840 And then he didn't do good 473 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:52,840 And Eugene was like, you know how 474 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:54,840 When somebody bomb 475 00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:56,840 By how fast they leave the 476 00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,840 And you just look out the window 477 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:00,840 Because there's a bar with a big ass window 478 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:02,840 And you just see him running across the street 479 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:04,840 Fixing his color 480 00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:06,840 Looking back over his shoulder 481 00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:08,840 That shit was perfect 482 00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:10,840 So I went up after him 483 00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:12,840 And I was just like, we ain't gonna talk about the fucking guy falling 484 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:14,840 Because my whole thing was like 485 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:16,840 I love when drunk people fall 486 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:18,840 Because from the neck below 487 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:20,840 It looks like a bench player on the NBA 488 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,840 When somebody has a big dunk, they be like this 489 00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:24,840 But face up, they don't do nothing 490 00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:26,840 And they just stare at you 491 00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:28,840 And nothing's better than that 492 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,840 There's nothing 493 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:32,840 You don't get much better 494 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:34,840 Like, as soon as I turned around, because I didn't catch him 495 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:36,840 Because I think I was pretty close to him too 496 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,840 You were the closest 497 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,840 But at this point, I'm not gonna 498 00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:42,840 By the time I jump off the stool 499 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:44,840 His face was too funny 500 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:46,840 To catch him, I needed to see him 501 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:48,840 Complete the fall 502 00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:50,840 He's just malfunctioning in front of you 503 00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:52,840 And you're like, you doing funny shit 504 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:54,840 I was zoned out when that happened 505 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:56,840 I was like, dude, I fucking bombed 506 00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:58,840 And then I just hear this lady go, catch him 507 00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:00,840 Somebody catch him 508 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,840 And I turn around and this guy's falling 509 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:04,840 And I'm like, that low key cheered me up 510 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,840 I'm having a better day than that guy 511 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:08,840 Because first of all, he tried to steal Dom's phone 512 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:10,840 He's like, is my phone over here? 513 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,840 I'm looking for my phone, did I leave it? 514 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:14,840 And he took Dom's 515 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:16,840 You alright? 516 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:18,840 Fuck is wrong with you 517 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:20,840 We're sitting at a bar 518 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:22,840 AJ's right here, I'm right here 519 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,840 My phone's right here 520 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:26,840 What makes you think that that's your phone 521 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:28,840 In between me and another person 522 00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:30,840 That you were, the spot you were never sitting at 523 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,840 And I didn't see you sitting at 524 00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:34,840 But he was fucked up 525 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:36,840 That shit was funny though 526 00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:38,840 I was zoned out too, because that's when I recently got off 527 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:40,840 I was sitting down and looking, listening to what? 528 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:42,840 And they laughing, I was like, fuck 529 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:44,840 I know he's not sitting, I don't know where he been 530 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:46,840 Eugene did Brandon Bogus 531 00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:48,840 Did you see the Instagram? 532 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:50,840 Tell them what happened 533 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:52,840 So you know I went up there 534 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,840 I was going at it 535 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:56,840 Wasn't the best night 536 00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,840 And he put the worst moment on that 537 00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:00,840 I said my joke, because you all know the unfriendly fire 538 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,840 I did, I said, unfriendly fire 539 00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:04,840 It was like this room 540 00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:06,840 I said, okay 541 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:08,840 Because the book continued on 542 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:10,840 I was like, alright, carry on 543 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:12,840 It's like a fucking lecture 544 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:14,840 He's like, Brandon out here bro 545 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:16,840 Shout out y'all 546 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:18,840 I saw those deliveries, you see a comic going 547 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:20,840 They say it, and then the light 548 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:22,840 Flickers in their eyes, you can tell their 549 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:24,840 Soul just broke 550 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:26,840 He just posted it 551 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:28,840 That was fucked up 552 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,840 That's literally what I was like, and I hear you and back 553 00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:34,840 I was there for you, Brandon 554 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,840 If ain't nobody else gonna laugh at you 555 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:38,840 That was funny shit 556 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:40,840 Oh my god 557 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:42,840 That shit was good 558 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:44,840 Okay, so now 559 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:46,840 We're on to Shaq Nasties 560 00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:48,840 And Pleasures 561 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:50,840 Well tell them about Pleasures 562 00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:52,840 So Pleasures, Tuesday 563 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:54,840 8 o'clock 564 00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:56,840 Come out, 7.30 sign ups 565 00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:58,840 At Pleasures Romance 566 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,840 Boutique 567 00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:02,840 Romantic Boutique 568 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:04,840 They gotta drive 569 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:06,840 Through, if you're in a rush 570 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:08,840 Sometimes you just need some 571 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,840 Lube real quick, you don't want to pop in 572 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:12,840 You know their motto 573 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:14,840 What was it? Curling Toes 574 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,840 Since 80, or some year 575 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,840 I didn't know that, but that's cool 576 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:20,840 I forgot, that's their motto 577 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:22,840 I mean whatever that thing is 578 00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:24,840 Slogan, hell yeah dude 579 00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:26,840 We need some more people at Pleasures 580 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:28,840 Just to come watch, you know we always say weird shit 581 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:30,840 Get over yourself, dude 582 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:32,840 You wanted to go in there before 583 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:34,840 And now you have an excuse to go 584 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:36,840 Everybody's rushing out to get to 585 00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:38,840 Shaq Nasties anyway, stick around 586 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:40,840 A little bit after and go look at all the 587 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,840 Deviant Secs 588 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:44,840 And come a little bit before, browse 589 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:46,840 And then after the show you go out there and buy 590 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:48,840 What you were looking at, you got time 591 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:50,840 To think about it, the comics are gonna 592 00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:52,840 Say mostly sex jokes, so 593 00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:54,840 You know what I'm saying, it's fun, it's a good time 594 00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:56,840 Somebody came on 595 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,840 Last Tuesday, we had 596 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:00,840 An older gentleman, an older white established gentleman 597 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:02,840 You know, he was with a nice 598 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:04,840 Young lady, I couldn't tell what 599 00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:06,840 She was, I'm pretty sure she was Asian 600 00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:08,840 I thought she was more like 601 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,840 Latina, see I thought that too 602 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:12,840 But I think she just had lashes on 603 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:14,840 You know, and that can do it 604 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,840 Similar complexions, yep 605 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,840 Climbing, she was very young 606 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:20,840 He was like 60 and she was 607 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,840 You know, he was full gray 608 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:24,840 Yeah, he was full gray 609 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:26,840 He had him a little fox on him 610 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:28,840 Don't know if she was a lady of the night or not 611 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:30,840 It was a, if we asked 612 00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:32,840 The Magic 8 ball 613 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:34,840 Was that lady a hooker? 614 00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:36,840 Outcome likely 615 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:38,840 Not 100% 616 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,840 I take my chances 617 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:42,840 It was just the whole 618 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:44,840 Situation 619 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:46,840 Leopard print dress, you know 620 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:48,840 On a Tuesday night 621 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:50,840 It was a dope ass show 622 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:52,840 In the back of a sex shop at a comedy show 623 00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:54,840 What I'm saying is, can I get your number? 624 00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:00,840 Hold up 625 00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:02,840 Because that was good, that was good shit, I love it 626 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:04,840 I love it 627 00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:06,840 And then 628 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:08,840 All the Birmingham, well five Birmingham 629 00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:10,840 Comics came out, four? 630 00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:12,840 We had Chase 631 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:14,840 Monty, Moat 632 00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:16,840 AJ O'Leary 633 00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:18,840 Kenny Powers 634 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,840 Kenny H 635 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,840 Kenny H 636 00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:24,840 And 637 00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:26,840 Cole 638 00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:28,840 Yeah, Cole Knowles 639 00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:30,840 And then we got the matter 640 00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:32,840 Of Shag Nasties, and then what happened at Shag 641 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:34,840 They came over to Shag Nasties 642 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:36,840 After the Pleasures Open Mic ended 643 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:38,840 And when Cole went up 644 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:40,840 He was like eight or nine in the line up 645 00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:42,840 He went up and made a joke about 646 00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:44,840 Asian porn 647 00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:46,840 And there was an Asian woman in the audience 648 00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:48,840 Who, that joke really 649 00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:50,840 Upset her, but I was sitting at the 650 00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:52,840 Front because I'm hosting, I didn't know what was 651 00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:54,840 Going on, I went to go find 652 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:56,840 The person who was next, and Dom got 653 00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:58,840 Me, he was like, hey man, there's a situation going on 654 00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:00,840 Back there, you probably need to go handle it 655 00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:02,840 So I went back there and she was 656 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,840 This Asian woman was talking to Cole 657 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:06,840 About the joke that he made 658 00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:08,840 And she was genuinely upset, like real 659 00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:10,840 Tears, like genuinely upset 660 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:12,840 But what he said, like 661 00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:14,840 That's not something you would hear 662 00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:16,840 Like you would hear that at any other 663 00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:18,840 Open Mic, like that's nothing out of 664 00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:20,840 The blue, like, I mean it was light 665 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:22,840 It was very light, it was very light 666 00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:24,840 It was definitely like one of his jokes that he 667 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:26,840 Had, you know, yeah he just 668 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:28,840 Used crowd work as a medium to go 669 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:30,840 Into that joke, like 670 00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:32,840 So I was just trying to do my 671 00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:34,840 Best to accommodate her 672 00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:36,840 And then 673 00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:38,840 She just, she wasn't having it 674 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,840 And then she went to leave and 675 00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,840 Hit her boyfriend 676 00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:44,840 In the parking lot with her 677 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,840 Car, dude, now not all stereotypes 678 00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:48,840 Types are true, no, but 679 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:50,840 You know, that is just 680 00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:52,840 It was right on time, it wasn't on purpose 681 00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:54,840 It wasn't like she 682 00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:56,840 Meant anything by it, she was 683 00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:58,840 Just literally couldn't see 684 00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:00,840 Over the wheel, didn't turn, like 685 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:02,840 Okay, when you're backing up, you have to turn around 686 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:04,840 Yeah, she like turned 687 00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:06,840 She was like backing up, and she turned into him 688 00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:08,840 Yeah, she was looking straight while she was 689 00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:10,840 Turning, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 690 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,840 But I love how 691 00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,840 She was back there, she was really upset 692 00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:16,840 You know, everybody has a right to be upset, but 693 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:18,840 You know, it's a comedy show too, you know what I mean 694 00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:20,840 And it was light, like, and what's crazy 695 00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:22,840 Is that everybody up there wasn't 696 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:24,840 Doing, it's shag nasty 697 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,840 So most people are doing, like 698 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,840 More than not rowdy or shit 699 00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:30,840 I said worse things than Cole 700 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:32,840 By far, yeah, well don't do that 701 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:34,840 Don't do that 702 00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:36,840 I wasn't 703 00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:38,840 Going up there saying slurs 704 00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:40,840 Like some people we are associated 705 00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:42,840 With 706 00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:44,840 No, but 707 00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:46,840 Everybody was saying rowdy shit 708 00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:48,840 When Ace went up, I thought somebody was going to 709 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:50,840 Get pissed about that, they didn't 710 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:52,840 Nobody cared 711 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:54,840 I think it's because how, like, Ace talks 712 00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:56,840 So, like, I forgot about this point 713 00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:58,840 When I went back there and talked to her 714 00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:00,840 One of her main, like 715 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:02,840 Points of why she was upset 716 00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:04,840 She looked at me dead in my face 717 00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:06,840 And said with a hundred percent 718 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,840 Seriousness 719 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,840 As a conventionally attractive Asian woman 720 00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:12,840 This happens far too much 721 00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:14,840 And nobody says anything about it 722 00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:16,840 That's a wild thing to say 723 00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:18,840 That's a level of like 724 00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:20,840 As soon as that came out of her mouth 725 00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:22,840 I was like, okay, I can no longer 726 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:24,840 Go into this with logic or reason 727 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:26,840 Because this is not going to solve this 728 00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:28,840 This is unsolvable 729 00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:30,840 Damage control mode 730 00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:32,840 Straight up, white PR customer service voice 731 00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:34,840 Like, I'm sorry 732 00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:36,840 I'm going through my work training in my head 733 00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:38,840 It's like, acknowledge, I'm sorry that that joke 734 00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:40,840 Offended you and I hear what you're saying 735 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:42,840 And that's not our goal 736 00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:44,840 Intent and outcome 737 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,840 A lot different 738 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:48,840 I tried so hard and she still hated me 739 00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:50,840 Man, it's fun 740 00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,840 It was crazy because like 741 00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:54,840 I seen Alex 742 00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:56,840 Who's another Asian American 743 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:02,840 We can say the other word 744 00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:04,840 Hey, somebody did 745 00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:06,840 Did you hear about that? 746 00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:08,840 We're getting a little side check 747 00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:10,840 But what Alex had posted on Facebook 748 00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:12,840 And somebody replied with 749 00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:14,840 Yeah, oh no, no, no 750 00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:16,840 I thought you were talking about when they were doing it outside of 805 751 00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:18,840 Yeah, but 752 00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:20,840 He did that 753 00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:22,840 And then Alex posted about it on Facebook 754 00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:24,840 And if you go in the comments on that post 755 00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:26,840 And go to hidden comments 756 00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:28,840 Alan left a comment 757 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:30,840 Oh shit 758 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,840 Alan, that you have to unhide 759 00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:34,840 I can't even repeat what he said 760 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:36,840 Oh, fuck, do tell me, I'll repeat it 761 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:40,840 Boy, he called him like, you know 762 00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:42,840 The sea slur for 763 00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:44,840 Asian people 764 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:46,840 He's like, when you closed your door 765 00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:48,840 Did it make a sound? 766 00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:50,840 Oh, okay, I had to catch up to what Seaward was 767 00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:52,840 Yeah, but that's what 768 00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:54,840 That's what they 769 00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,840 They did at 805 770 00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:58,840 I didn't know about this, it's crazy 771 00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:00,840 Because we had to split off to go to different 772 00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:02,840 Ways to go to our car, I wish I'd have been there 773 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:04,840 I would have had to 774 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:06,840 Fuck him up for him, but they were walking down 775 00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:08,840 I guess it was like 776 00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,840 Three or four white 777 00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:12,840 And they were like 778 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:14,840 While he was walking down 779 00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:16,840 To go to his car 780 00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:18,840 I didn't know that 781 00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:20,840 I about hit these white people 782 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,840 With my car 783 00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:24,840 I'm just laughing out loud 784 00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:26,840 Because I didn't know what he was talking about 785 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:28,840 Then we were going to Jack Brown's to go get some burgers 786 00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:30,840 I'm so jealous that I didn't go 787 00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:32,840 Their burgers are small, but they're good 788 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:34,840 They're small, but they're good 789 00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:36,840 Size doesn't matter, dude 790 00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:40,840 That's what you do with it 791 00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:42,840 So 792 00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:44,840 When he goes there he tells me that story 793 00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:46,840 I was mad there because I was like damn I wish I'd have been there 794 00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:48,840 We were literally 795 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:50,840 With each other, had to be 30 seconds before this happened 796 00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:52,840 So I was pissed off 797 00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:54,840 And he ended up fucking up his door 798 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,840 Because he slammed it 799 00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:58,840 Which is rightfully so, be mad 800 00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:00,840 Were they going to say that shit to Alex 801 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,840 What if we was all there 802 00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:04,840 The tomb would have changed 803 00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:06,840 A group of four people say it's a one guy 804 00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:08,840 And Alex is a smaller dude 805 00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:10,840 He's not a fighter 806 00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:12,840 He might look like Bruce Lee 807 00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:14,840 But he's not 808 00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:16,840 He does got a temper 809 00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:18,840 So he might hit you with his fucking car if you guys do it again 810 00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:20,840 I wouldn't take any more chances 811 00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:22,840 Yeah I wouldn't 812 00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:24,840 If he got too fed up I could see him hit him like a bowling ball 813 00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:26,840 Just pop up 814 00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:28,840 You don't poke the sleeping bear 815 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,840 Hell no, dude 816 00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:32,840 What that is crazy, Alan said 817 00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:34,840 But 818 00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:36,840 Alan gave 819 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,840 He said you can use the joke if you want it, right? 820 00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:40,840 Yeah, that was crazy 821 00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:42,840 He said you can use it 822 00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:44,840 Oh my god 823 00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:46,840 I love Alan 824 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:48,840 I do like Alan 825 00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:50,840 He's fucked up 826 00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:52,840 But he is funny a ton 827 00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:54,840 Yeah, that's funny 828 00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:56,840 Shout out Alan if you're watching 829 00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:58,840 So on Facebook who hides the comment? 830 00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:00,840 I think it's just 831 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:02,840 Auto filter 832 00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:04,840 If you say certain words 833 00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:06,840 It's going to automatically 834 00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:08,840 Blur it out or make it to where it's 835 00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:10,840 Behind some kind of extra 836 00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:12,840 Security level, you'd be like tap to see this 837 00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:14,840 That's how I know if I'm going to watch a car crash 838 00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:16,840 Or somebody dying 839 00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:18,840 On Instagram 840 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,840 It'll be like sensitive video, are you sure? 841 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,840 And then see video 842 00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:24,840 And then 18 wheeler kills a family of four 843 00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:26,840 Yeah they warn you 844 00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:28,840 I found a page on Twitter 845 00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:30,840 Restricted videos 846 00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:32,840 When that guy fell off the building 847 00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:34,840 And got anally impaled by that post 848 00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:36,840 Yes 849 00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:38,840 It's like the post that come out of the ground 850 00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:40,840 Like in big cities to stop you from 851 00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:42,840 Driving into 852 00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:44,840 Like a walkway 853 00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:46,840 They come up and down 854 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:48,840 He fell off the roof and perfectly 855 00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:50,840 Impaled him 856 00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:52,840 You could see it going all the way 857 00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:54,840 From his butt all the way 858 00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:56,840 It ripped his pants and shit perfectly 859 00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:58,840 Because his clothes and shit 860 00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:00,840 Stayed on 861 00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:02,840 Did you 862 00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:04,840 Search city post? 863 00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:06,840 It's so weird how he didn't even like 864 00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:08,840 Explode or anything 865 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:10,840 It's probably going to be like 866 00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:12,840 Traffic post 867 00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:14,840 I don't know 868 00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:16,840 You guys know if you don't know 869 00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:18,840 It's just a fucking post coming out of the ground 870 00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:20,840 Those look like the guard rails on every 871 00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:22,840 Barn Dominium I see in Pension 872 00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:24,840 Yeah that one right there 873 00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:26,840 Up all the way to the right 874 00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:28,840 Yeah with the three 875 00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:30,840 Oh shit 876 00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:32,840 That shit went 877 00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:34,840 Through him 878 00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:36,840 That's got to hurt 879 00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:38,840 That's just the sleeve 880 00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:40,840 Yeah but that's the same concept 881 00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:42,840 That's what he fell on 882 00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:44,840 This restricted videos 883 00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:46,840 On twitter is outrageous 884 00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:48,840 Like seriously 885 00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:50,840 Some of the most grotesque brutal 886 00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:52,840 Deaths you ever seen in your life 887 00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:54,840 One I've seen that I felt 888 00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:56,840 I do feel bad for 889 00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:58,840 The one that got me the most was like 890 00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:00,840 They were at a 891 00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:02,840 Bungee jumping 892 00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:04,840 They were at a bungee jumping park 893 00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:06,840 Like you could tell it was like 894 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:08,840 Rapid, rapid go 895 00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:10,840 It was like amusement park 896 00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:12,840 It was like rapid go and then he was like 897 00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:14,840 Telling her to do all this and she just 898 00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:16,840 Put her hands out and went forward 899 00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:18,840 He looked up he forgot to fucking 900 00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:20,840 Clip her in 901 00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:22,840 You don't see her fall or anything but you just see 902 00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:24,840 And you hear all the people like 903 00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:26,840 Was she clicked in 904 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:28,840 And he's just like standing there looking up 905 00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:30,840 Like he knew he fucked up 906 00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:32,840 She just jumped off and hit the ground 907 00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:34,840 I had to 908 00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:36,840 Unless it was one of those parks where they have a net 909 00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:38,840 Because it did look like it was 910 00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:40,840 Established it wasn't like somewhere 911 00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:42,840 Every time I see a bungee jump 912 00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:44,840 It's like off a fucking bridge or something with some guys 913 00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:46,840 This looked like it was legit 914 00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:48,840 So they may have had a net 915 00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:50,840 But it's not like off the side of a mountain can be 916 00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:52,840 But if I was her 917 00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:54,840 The first thing I'm doing before I jump is 918 00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:56,840 Looking back and making sure she's on me 919 00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:58,840 Or I'm reaching behind me 920 00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:00,840 I know you probably can't reach that far but like 921 00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:02,840 I'll reach behind me and see if it's there 922 00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:04,840 Or at least get a mirror or something 923 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:06,840 Checking before I jump 924 00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:08,840 I'm not victim blaming 925 00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:10,840 But that 926 00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:12,840 I would not be doing that 927 00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:14,840 The one that got me was it was like 928 00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:16,840 It looked like some kind of eastern European 929 00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:18,840 Circus 930 00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:20,840 Where this female acrobat was swinging around 931 00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:22,840 On this rope and she was doing a move 932 00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:24,840 Where she like wraps it around herself 933 00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:26,840 And then it spins her but then it wrapped around 934 00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:28,840 Her neck and her 935 00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:30,840 And her body just went limp and she's just like 936 00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:32,840 Swinging from there after we watched it 937 00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:34,840 Oh yeah yeah yeah 938 00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:36,840 Oh shit yeah that was some fucked up shit 939 00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:38,840 There's a lot of them on there 940 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:40,840 And I don't suggest anybody goes out there and watches it 941 00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:42,840 Unless you're fucked up like me 942 00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:44,840 I can't stop watching it man 943 00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:46,840 It's bad, it's probably bad for me to watch that 944 00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:48,840 I see a thing and be like 945 00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:50,840 Hey man you sure? That's how you know you gotta be sure 946 00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:52,840 Yeah 947 00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:54,840 And on Twitter they don't give a fuck, they don't give you any warning 948 00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:56,840 You follow this page, this is gonna pop up on your shit 949 00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:58,840 I know, if there's no profile picture 950 00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:00,840 And emojis in the name 951 00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:02,840 You're about to see something insane 952 00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:04,840 It's gonna be porn 953 00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:06,840 Or it's gonna be like somebody dying 954 00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:08,840 They sprinkle a little bit of porn in there which is weird 955 00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:10,840 I don't like that 956 00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:12,840 Then I'm scared it's gonna be a porn that 957 00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:14,840 Ends in disaster 958 00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:16,840 Like this lady died 959 00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:18,840 Now I'm in the watch 960 00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:20,840 No dude 961 00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:22,840 I can't have those wires crossed 962 00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:24,840 I'm gonna stop being a comedian 963 00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:26,840 And then become a coroner 964 00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:28,840 And it's gonna be bad, there'll be a scandal 965 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,840 I'll be buried under the jail 966 00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:32,840 And rightfully so, so let's just not even 967 00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:34,840 Start that path 968 00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:36,840 You're fucked to death bodies 969 00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:38,840 I'm not saying at this point in my life I would 970 00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:40,840 No, but I'm saying 971 00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:42,840 People are capable of a lot of shit 972 00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:44,840 Would you? 973 00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:46,840 Okay, so let's say this is the beginning part 974 00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:48,840 Let's say you're 70 years old 975 00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:50,840 You're working in a 976 00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:52,840 Fueler home 977 00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:54,840 God damn, funeral home 978 00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:56,840 Right? Yeah 979 00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:58,840 And your wife 980 00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:00,840 Has died like 20 years ago 981 00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:02,840 And then you got dead bodies there, would you bang them? 982 00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:04,840 No man, no 983 00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:06,840 What if they were still fresh? 984 00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:08,840 No, no 985 00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,840 No, you're trying to get me now 986 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:12,840 Rigor mortis has not set in yet 987 00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:14,840 They're still, you know 988 00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:16,840 I don't even know what a rigor mortis is, sounds like a rick and mortius 989 00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:18,840 You told me dead? 990 00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:20,840 No, no, no, no, it's a scenario 991 00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:22,840 It's a scenario 992 00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:24,840 A couple years back 993 00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:26,840 I think this was in Morgan County 994 00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:28,840 I think it was in like Morgan County 995 00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:30,840 Or like the Decatur area, somewhere 996 00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:32,840 In the area 997 00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:34,840 And it was this guy who had just started 998 00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:36,840 Working at like a crematorium 999 00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,840 Where they incinerate the bodies 1000 00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,840 And he incinerated his coworker 1001 00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:42,840 Who was taking a nap 1002 00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:44,840 Shut the fuck up 1003 00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:46,840 Like on purpose? 1004 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:48,840 No, I think it was purely on accident 1005 00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:50,840 Because I don't know the exact details 1006 00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:52,840 Of the story, but I know that this happened 1007 00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:54,840 You can probably find it Brandon 1008 00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:56,840 Like just look up 1009 00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:58,840 Worker accidentally cremates coworker 1010 00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:00,840 Get the fuck out of here 1011 00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:02,840 I heard that and I was like dude 1012 00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:04,840 How do you fuck up that bad? 1013 00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:06,840 That's way worse 1014 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:08,840 Well I don't know if it's way worse 1015 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:10,840 But it's just as bad as that dude that didn't hook the lady in on the bungee jump 1016 00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:12,840 Like if you 1017 00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:14,840 You pressed the button to incinerate the person 1018 00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:16,840 Oh here it is right here 1019 00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:18,840 Yeah, yeah 1020 00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:20,840 Oh well that's Michigan 1021 00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:22,840 Oh damn 1022 00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:24,840 So this is not the first time 1023 00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:26,840 This is a common occurrence I guess 1024 00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:28,840 Alabama, yeah 1025 00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:30,840 Jefferson County 1026 00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:32,840 Jefferson County, okay 1027 00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:34,840 So I was wrong, but it was close 1028 00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:36,840 Let's see 1029 00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:38,840 Oh my gosh 1030 00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:40,840 Go down, what? No, there was no accident here 1031 00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:42,840 Okay 1032 00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:44,840 Let me just say this now 1033 00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:46,840 This was not accidentally 1034 00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:48,840 This has to be a joke 1035 00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:50,840 What the fuck? Beaumont, Texas 1036 00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:52,840 Nah, he did that 1037 00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:54,840 Or is he the one that died? 1038 00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:56,840 No, he's not the one that died 1039 00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:58,840 Why would they choose that 1040 00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:00,840 Either way dude 1041 00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:02,840 He killed that man 1042 00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:04,840 He killed all them people 1043 00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:06,840 This is Texas though 1044 00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:08,840 Why is this such a common occurrence 1045 00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:10,840 Maybe just don't fucking 1046 00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:12,840 Take a nap in the incinerator dude 1047 00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:14,840 What the fuck 1048 00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:16,840 That's where they're sleeping at in the incinerator? 1049 00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:18,840 It's either that or they're rolling them in there 1050 00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:20,840 No 1051 00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:22,840 And that has to be premeditated 1052 00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:24,840 He did whatever they said he did 1053 00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:26,840 Yeah 1054 00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:28,840 Yeah, you don't 1055 00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:30,840 I'm not gonna take a mug shot like that 1056 00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:32,840 I'm afraid 1057 00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:34,840 I'm scared too, is he out? 1058 00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:36,840 I don't know, there's something about him that's just so unsettling 1059 00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:38,840 I mean 1060 00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:40,840 Damn, you see they don't know what the fuck to do 1061 00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:42,840 Look a little friendly, but nah 1062 00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:44,840 Look a little fruity bro 1063 00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:46,840 I don't know, I said friendly 1064 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:48,840 But then again 1065 00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:50,840 What'd you get to him 1066 00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:52,840 I said he looked a little friendly, but then again 1067 00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:54,840 Kind of disturbed me at the same time 1068 00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:56,840 He'll be my friend and he'll kill me the next day 1069 00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:58,840 That's how I get you 1070 00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:00,840 This is a trap 1071 00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:02,840 That's how a guy like this gets you 1072 00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:04,840 Come over, have some beers 1073 00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:06,840 I won't do anything to you 1074 00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:08,840 It's the Dahmer method 1075 00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:10,840 Come over, let's eat some shit, let's drink 1076 00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:12,840 I feel like I would've went in there 1077 00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:14,840 Hey man, where them drinks at 1078 00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:16,840 Where them drinks at 1079 00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:18,840 You wanna cremate me 1080 00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:20,840 Don, this is what you would look like if you were white 1081 00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:22,840 This is the white version of you 1082 00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:24,840 Crazy as hell 1083 00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:26,840 I would probably be like him 1084 00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:28,840 Y'all got a similar vibe 1085 00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:30,840 They have no vibe 1086 00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:32,840 You damn right Brenna 1087 00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:34,840 You damn right 1088 00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:36,840 I don't know dude, can you do a 360 1089 00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:38,840 On the mugshot 1090 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:40,840 I'm seeing some thinning vibes from him 1091 00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:44,840 He's got a wide hairline 1092 00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:46,840 And he's spiking it up 1093 00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:48,840 I've never seen anybody that happy 1094 00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:50,840 He's happy as shit 1095 00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:52,840 He's gonna have 1096 00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:54,840 Wow, that's weird 1097 00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:56,840 Is he gonna have a good time 1098 00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:58,840 I don't like how the whitest part of his face is right here 1099 00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:00,840 Like his cheeks man 1100 00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:02,840 Damn 1101 00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:04,840 Yeah, that's 1102 00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:06,840 You wake up and see that right there 1103 00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:08,840 You know you're not, you're probably going right back 1104 00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:10,840 You know he stares at him through the little window there 1105 00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:12,840 Oh hell yeah 1106 00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:14,840 He likes the smell 1107 00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:16,840 He probably likes the smell of cheese and shit 1108 00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:18,840 I don't know 1109 00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:20,840 That's relatively normal 1110 00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:22,840 I don't know if he likes the smell of cheese or the shit 1111 00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:24,840 I get it 1112 00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:26,840 Italian 1113 00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:28,840 Like our guest today 1114 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,840 Hey 1115 00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:32,840 Hell yeah 1116 00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:34,840 Demoscola 1117 00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:36,840 Hell yeah, can't wait 1118 00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:38,840 It's gonna be a good one, I can guarantee it 1119 00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:40,840 This dude's Jonathan said he was his mentor 1120 00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:42,840 Yeah, he would never burn you alive 1121 00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:44,840 In an incinerator 1122 00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:46,840 Unless it was for heroin dude 1123 00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:48,840 Too good of a guy 1124 00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:50,840 He's too good of a guy 1125 00:38:50,840 --> 00:39:18,840 We'll see you after this 1126 00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:20,840 Get your fucking lights together 1127 00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:26,840 I'm cold man 1128 00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:28,840 Yeah same 1129 00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:30,840 I have a sweatshirt on though so I'm alright 1130 00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:32,840 I just turned the AC on too 1131 00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:34,840 So we in for a ride 1132 00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:36,840 Brandon get over there sweating 1133 00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:38,840 and get the love 1134 00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:40,840 This is my shit 1135 00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:42,840 I tell you once we get to 70 it's fucked up 1136 00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:44,840 I feel you though 1137 00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:46,840 And the winner he looks like Jack Frost 1138 00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:48,840 They just freeze 1139 00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:50,840 It looks like the 1140 00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:52,840 Statue of Liberty 1141 00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:54,840 Get like frostbite on my forehead 1142 00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:56,840 Did they break off? Yes 1143 00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:58,840 Who we got today? 1144 00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:00,840 We got a great comedian 1145 00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:02,840 Awesome guy 1146 00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:04,840 Cool story, he's Italian 1147 00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:06,840 He has a family, shocker 1148 00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:08,840 That is a shocker dude 1149 00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:10,840 A fucking Yankee dude, he's not from the South 1150 00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:12,840 Hell yeah, I'm with you 1151 00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:14,840 I don't know if I'm allowed to say that 1152 00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:16,840 And Huntsville's third 1153 00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:18,840 Third funniest person 1154 00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:20,840 Third funniest person 1155 00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:22,840 Moving on up 1156 00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:24,840 We got Alex DeMoscala 1157 00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:26,840 What's up guys 1158 00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:28,840 That's nice right there 1159 00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:30,840 Look at that 1160 00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:32,840 Thanks for coming man 1161 00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:34,840 Always love seeing you around 1162 00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:36,840 To keep with tradition 1163 00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:38,840 Oh shit 1164 00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:40,840 It's in a garbage bag 1165 00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:42,840 That's how you know it's good 1166 00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:44,840 All I have is 1167 00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:46,840 Bags that are for like 1168 00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:48,840 Little children 1169 00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:50,840 Check it out 1170 00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:52,840 I don't know if we have it in a different frame 1171 00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:54,840 Check that bad boy out 1172 00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:56,840 Yeah you could throw that 1173 00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:58,840 Somewhere, that's a nice one 1174 00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:00,840 Good 1175 00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:02,840 Just overseeing the whole project here 1176 00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:04,840 That's my favorite type of stuff 1177 00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:06,840 I love my sea of stuff 1178 00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:08,840 You should see my room 1179 00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:10,840 For some reason I thought he had a monster energy 1180 00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:12,840 That's weird 1181 00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:14,840 That's a perfect picture 1182 00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,840 Brandon do you know who that is? 1183 00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:18,840 Marlon Brando from Godfather 1184 00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:20,840 I love the Godfather 1185 00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:22,840 I'm obsessed with it 1186 00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:24,840 I have all kinds of shit 1187 00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:26,840 Did I tell you guys he was Italian 1188 00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:28,840 Yeah 1189 00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:30,840 The stereotypical Italian 1190 00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:32,840 Likes the Godfather 1191 00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:34,840 You like the first one or the second one better? 1192 00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,840 The first one the best 1193 00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:38,840 Me too 1194 00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:40,840 Most people like the second one 1195 00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:42,840 I love the second one too 1196 00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:44,840 Marlon Brando 1197 00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:46,840 You can't beat it 1198 00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:48,840 Brandon what year did it come out? 1199 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:50,840 1972 right? 1200 00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:52,840 1972 1201 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:54,840 I got a model of that car 1202 00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:56,840 Hell yeah 1203 00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:58,840 The 1942 Lincoln 1204 00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:00,840 Continental 1205 00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:02,840 I love that shit 1206 00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:04,840 I have a sweatshirt that has a Janko olive oil 1207 00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:06,840 It's the company that he built 1208 00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:08,840 I got it 1209 00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:10,840 Got those D cut 1210 00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:12,840 Merch 1211 00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:14,840 I'm a nerd when it comes to the Godfather 1212 00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:16,840 Is that your favorite 1213 00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:18,840 Mafia movie? 1214 00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:20,840 Yes absolutely 1215 00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:22,840 Give me number two then 1216 00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:24,840 Probably 1217 00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:26,840 Goodfellas 1218 00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:28,840 Me too that's my number one 1219 00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:30,840 Is that your number one? 1220 00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:32,840 I like the Irishman too 1221 00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:34,840 That was a long ass movie 1222 00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:36,840 Super long 1223 00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:38,840 I haven't watched it yet 1224 00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:40,840 I've seen it five times 1225 00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:42,840 He's dedicated a whole week of his life 1226 00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:44,840 It was so good 1227 00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:46,840 The Irishman 1228 00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:48,840 With Robert De Niro 1229 00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:50,840 I'm going to go watch this now 1230 00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:52,840 They have that de-aging thing 1231 00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:54,840 But it's not that de-aging 1232 00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:56,840 Should have seen the kick 1233 00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:58,840 I definitely have seen that 1234 00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:00,840 But it's crazy man 1235 00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:02,840 That's a crazy story 1236 00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:04,840 Casino 1237 00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:06,840 This isn't an Italian mob 1238 00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:08,840 It's over in England 1239 00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:10,840 Snatch 1240 00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:12,840 Have you ever seen the movie Snatch? 1241 00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:14,840 Oh buddy with the hair 1242 00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:16,840 No hair 1243 00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:18,840 Jason Statham 1244 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:20,840 Such a good movie 1245 00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:22,840 That's not an Italian mob 1246 00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:24,840 I love any mob movie 1247 00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:26,840 I was imagining 1248 00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:28,840 Peaky blinders until you said Jason Statham 1249 00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:30,840 Undercuts and shit 1250 00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:32,840 It is kind of like Peaky Blinders 1251 00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:34,840 You said it's called, wait what was it called? 1252 00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:36,840 Not that one 1253 00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:38,840 Snatch 1254 00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:40,840 I put up this on a late show 1255 00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:42,840 Snatch 1256 00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:44,840 Hold on I'm eating the wrong one 1257 00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:48,840 Amy Schumer is the star of a mob movie 1258 00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:50,840 Brad Pitt's in it 1259 00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:52,840 He's a gypsy 1260 00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:54,840 Brad Pitt 1261 00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:56,840 It's so good 1262 00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:58,840 Brad Pitt's that's one of my favorite actors 1263 00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:00,840 I like Once Upon a Time in Hollywood 1264 00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:02,840 Guy Ritchie 1265 00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:04,840 What's the weed Guy Ritchie 1266 00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:06,840 With Matthew McConaughey 1267 00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:08,840 I think it was in England 1268 00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:10,840 I don't know 1269 00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:12,840 Look up 1270 00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:14,840 Guy Ritchie, Matthew McConaughey 1271 00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:16,840 I love Guy Ritchie movies 1272 00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:18,840 It's newer too 1273 00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:20,840 Two smoking barrels or whatever 1274 00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:22,840 What's it called? 1275 00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:24,840 Guy Ritchie with who? 1276 00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:26,840 The gentleman 1277 00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:28,840 That's what I'm talking about 1278 00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:30,840 Have you seen that one? 1279 00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:32,840 I don't think I've seen that one 1280 00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:34,840 I'll have to check that out 1281 00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:36,840 They all killed 1282 00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:38,840 Colin Farrell 1283 00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:40,840 I've never seen that 1284 00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:42,840 I'll have to check that out 1285 00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:44,840 It's a banger 1286 00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:46,840 It's fun too, it's like a fun watch 1287 00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:48,840 All of his movies are though 1288 00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:50,840 Do my dad 1289 00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:52,840 Favorite comedy movie 1290 00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:54,840 God damn 1291 00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:56,840 I might have to say 1292 00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:58,840 I might have to say 1293 00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:00,840 Newer, I might have to say Tropic Thunder 1294 00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:02,840 Yes 1295 00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:04,840 When that came out and I went in theaters 1296 00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:06,840 I've never laughed so hard in my life 1297 00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:08,840 I'm telling you the exact same thing 1298 00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:10,840 So funny 1299 00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:12,840 Did you think whenever it first came on 1300 00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:14,840 That booty sweat was a real commercial 1301 00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:16,840 I was like what the fuck 1302 00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:18,840 Booty sweat 1303 00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:20,840 I love Jack Black with the 1304 00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:22,840 Skittles 1305 00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:24,840 He's like you think you're the only one 1306 00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:26,840 That doesn't have his skittles 1307 00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:28,840 I love that shit 1308 00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:30,840 So funny dude 1309 00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:32,840 Older ones probably 1310 00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:34,840 Caddyshack is up there 1311 00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:36,840 I love Caddyshack 1312 00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:40,840 Those are probably my two 1313 00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:42,840 Tropic Thunder 1314 00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:44,840 It's between Tropic Thunder 1315 00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:46,840 Booty Sweat 1316 00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:50,840 Hell yeah 1317 00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:52,840 Booty O's 1318 00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:54,840 Booty O's was that wrestler 1319 00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:56,840 Yes man that wrestling cereal 1320 00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:58,840 You remember Booty O's 1321 00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:00,840 No Booty O's 1322 00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:02,840 Booty O's 1323 00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:04,840 Fuck you be eating for breakfast Brandon 1324 00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:06,840 I'd rather eat 1325 00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:08,840 Raisin Bran Crunch 1326 00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:10,840 It's delicious 1327 00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:12,840 Booty O's 1328 00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:14,840 Look at that 1329 00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:16,840 Booty O's cereal man 1330 00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:18,840 I saw them in person one time 1331 00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:20,840 I saw them wrestling 1332 00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:22,840 It was weird 1333 00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:24,840 They were twerking on each other 1334 00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:26,840 Is that what the WWE is now 1335 00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:28,840 Not usually 1336 00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:32,840 It's a weird day 1337 00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:34,840 Alex 1338 00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:36,840 What got you into comedy 1339 00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:38,840 Wait can I ask you a question 1340 00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:40,840 Did you start up north or did you start north 1341 00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:42,840 I started here in Huntsville 1342 00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:44,840 Honestly 1343 00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:46,840 It was always something I thought about doing 1344 00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:48,840 But I was just like you know it's not 1345 00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:50,840 It just never seemed like something real 1346 00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:52,840 That I would ever do 1347 00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:54,840 I grew up just my dad 1348 00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:56,840 Comedy was just like 1349 00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:58,840 Currency you know like being making someone laugh 1350 00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:00,840 That's how my dad 1351 00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:02,840 He's a real estate agent he can sell 1352 00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:04,840 What's that saying sell water to a fucking drowning man 1353 00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:06,840 Whatever that saying is that's him 1354 00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:08,840 I'm not like that personally 1355 00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:10,840 I'm not like that I'm not like a person that 1356 00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:12,840 Goes and is real outgoing and stuff 1357 00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:14,840 I started 1358 00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:16,840 Going to Maggie Myers 1359 00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:18,840 Irish Pub 1360 00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:20,840 At the time and Matthew Tate 1361 00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:22,840 Ran that mic at the time 1362 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:24,840 Shout out 1363 00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:26,840 What was it called 1364 00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:28,840 TGIM 1365 00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:30,840 Comedy I think it was called 1366 00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:32,840 I went there for like 1367 00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:34,840 3 or 4 weeks straight 1368 00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:36,840 Just went and watched me and my wife 1369 00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:38,840 Just went and sat there and I watched 1370 00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:40,840 And I was like you know 1371 00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:42,840 Seeing people go up and some people 1372 00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:44,840 I saw Ogre and 1373 00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:46,840 Raina there and 1374 00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:48,840 The first time I ever went up so I went like 3 or 4 1375 00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:50,840 Weeks in a row didn't go up 1376 00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:52,840 Finally was like I think I'm going to try this I'm going to go up 1377 00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:54,840 And dude 1378 00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:56,840 My first time was fucking 1379 00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:58,840 I mean like I got a couple laughs 1380 00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:00,840 But I remember 1381 00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:02,840 Matthew Tate called 1382 00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:04,840 Me an ableist I made some 1383 00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:06,840 I made some joke about 1384 00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:08,840 I don't know 1385 00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:10,840 Something about my 1386 00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:12,840 Uncle having Down syndrome 1387 00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:14,840 Or something like that 1388 00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:16,840 I can't remember what I said something really 1389 00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:18,840 Offensive at the time you know like the first time you go up 1390 00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:20,840 You say the most offensive shit 1391 00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:22,840 Because you think it's funny 1392 00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:24,840 And I said that and all I hear in the background is 1393 00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:26,840 You're an ableist 1394 00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:28,840 And I was like what's that 1395 00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:30,840 Say it again 1396 00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:32,840 Something about 1397 00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:34,840 Calling me an ableist and I was like what's that 1398 00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:36,840 And I didn't know what an ableist was at the time 1399 00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:38,840 And they told me and then I was like 1400 00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:40,840 Alright I think that's my time 1401 00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:42,840 I put the mic down 1402 00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:44,840 And walked off and 1403 00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:46,840 Reyna and Ogre came up to me and they were like 1404 00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:48,840 You know I got a couple laughs right off the 1405 00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:50,840 Right off the bat 1406 00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:52,840 And they were like you know you're pretty funny keep 1407 00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:54,840 Coming back like just keep trying like don't 1408 00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:56,840 Worry about that you know I'm not 1409 00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:58,840 I don't hold it against Matthew because it was some 1410 00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:00,840 Some just ridiculous 1411 00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:02,840 Shit that I said I shouldn't have said 1412 00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:04,840 That absolutely but 1413 00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:06,840 But yeah that's how my first time went it was not 1414 00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:08,840 It was not a good time 1415 00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:10,840 I'm so sorry Brandon looked up abolitionist 1416 00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:12,840 Abolitionist 1417 00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:14,840 Frengle slaves 1418 00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:16,840 I was trying 1419 00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:18,840 I would be happy if that's what they called me 1420 00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:20,840 Abolist 1421 00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:22,840 Ableist 1422 00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:24,840 Yeah right there oh 1423 00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:26,840 Oh shit I just oh there it is 1424 00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:28,840 Ableist yeah 1425 00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:30,840 A person with a disability 1426 00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:32,840 Wait the fuck 1427 00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:34,840 Discrimination in favor of able bodied people 1428 00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:36,840 Yeah that's what I 1429 00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:38,840 Is this a new word? That's what I was that night 1430 00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:40,840 I don't know the origin of the term there used 1431 00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:42,840 To be a different word they called these people 1432 00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:44,840 Yeah 1433 00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:46,840 Yeah so I 1434 00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:48,840 After my first time I was like 1435 00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:50,840 I don't know if I'm gonna do this again 1436 00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:52,840 You know I got a couple laughs but then 1437 00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:54,840 How it ended just like erased 1438 00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:56,840 All the good that came from that set 1439 00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:58,840 So I was like I don't know about this but they 1440 00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:00,840 Ogre and Reyna really 1441 00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:02,840 You gotta have people like that to come up to you and be like 1442 00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:04,840 Hey they saw something and you're like 1443 00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:06,840 You're funny you just keep on coming 1444 00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:08,840 It's your first time too 1445 00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:10,840 I'm grateful that they did that cause who knows 1446 00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:12,840 I probably wouldn't even have walked back 1447 00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:14,840 In there to be honest but 1448 00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:16,840 Well we glad you did can't wait till you start coming back out 1449 00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:18,840 Start hitting these 1450 00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:20,840 You did a show not too long ago 1451 00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:22,840 Yeah I did a show 1452 00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:24,840 Two weekends ago or something like that 1453 00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:26,840 And that 1454 00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:28,840 That was at Low Mill 1455 00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:30,840 And that was I probably 1456 00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:32,840 I don't think I bombed that hard in like a year and a half 1457 00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:34,840 But you went in there cold 1458 00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:36,840 Yeah yeah yeah 1459 00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:38,840 It's alright though it's alright we're gonna try getting back out here soon 1460 00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:40,840 Who else was there with you 1461 00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:42,840 Cause they were telling me everybody was bombing 1462 00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:44,840 It was 1463 00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:46,840 Me Syfy and Leann Treece 1464 00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:48,840 Yeah so Syfy told me that 1465 00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:50,840 Yeah it definitely was 1466 00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:52,840 It's not the crowd's fault 1467 00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:54,840 It was me 100% 1468 00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:56,840 But it was definitely a older 1469 00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:58,840 My material was definitely 1470 00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:00,840 A little uh 1471 00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:02,840 They were not expecting it let's say that 1472 00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:04,840 They were not expecting my material 1473 00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:06,840 You should have seen me on Thursday man 1474 00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:08,840 I ate the biggest 1475 00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:10,840 Plate of shit in an all black room in Birmingham 1476 00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:12,840 I volunteered to go first 1477 00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:14,840 And that hurts even worse 1478 00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:16,840 Doesn't it when it's all black and you want to do so good 1479 00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:18,840 You want to impress everyone 1480 00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:20,840 But it's just fucking 1481 00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:22,840 That's the worst 1482 00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:24,840 They weren't having anything though 1483 00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:26,840 The host Eugene you know him 1484 00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:28,840 He did like 1485 00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:30,840 He did like 5 minutes in between every comic 1486 00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:32,840 He did 1487 00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:34,840 Cause he would like fuck with the crowd 1488 00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:36,840 He'd be like why ain't you laughing 1489 00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:38,840 I'm not starting to we clap 1490 00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:40,840 You gonna clap 1491 00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:42,840 That was right before I went up 1492 00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:44,840 He's battling a lady in the audience 1493 00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:46,840 Trying to force her to clap 1494 00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:48,840 And he also brought me up as Eddie Murphy 1495 00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:50,840 Wow 1496 00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:52,840 I didn't get that 1497 00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:54,840 Let me see 1498 00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:56,840 He was trying to trick her into clapping 1499 00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:58,840 This time I don't see it 1500 00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:00,840 You said you watched the show so you know Brandon 1501 00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:02,840 Probably really dusty 1502 00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:04,840 Wait a second let me check this out 1503 00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:06,840 If I shaved my head 1504 00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:08,840 That's it 1505 00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:10,840 Yeah I don't know that guy 1506 00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:12,840 He's cool though 1507 00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:14,840 He's cool this is my first 1508 00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:16,840 Black room too since I started stand up 1509 00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:18,840 I'm trying to think of like 1510 00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:20,840 If I've ever done a room 1511 00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:22,840 That's been like you know there's been rooms where it's 1512 00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:24,840 More black people than white but I don't 1513 00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:26,840 Know if I can say I've been in an all black room 1514 00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:28,840 This was all black 1515 00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:30,840 The only white people there 1516 00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:32,840 Were the comics and like all the Birmingham comics 1517 00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:34,840 They even said they were like 1518 00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:36,840 We eat shit there every week but we just go 1519 00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:38,840 That's good shit 1520 00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:40,840 That's how it was at Maggie a lot of times 1521 00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:42,840 Maggie Myers 1522 00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:44,840 It was just a lot of just eating shit 1523 00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:46,840 Non-stop 1524 00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:48,840 I guess we'll do this again next week 1525 00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:50,840 Yeah Maggie's so I've been 1526 00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:52,840 There you did it in the front stage 1527 00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:54,840 Right did they set up chairs in the 1528 00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:56,840 Like where the dance floor is 1529 00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:58,840 No there was just the 1530 00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:00,840 Tables that are already 1531 00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:02,840 Set up yeah that's what they use yeah 1532 00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:04,840 That's a weird spot to do it there right 1533 00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:06,840 Yeah I mean it was cool there's some 1534 00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:08,840 Nights that were good but for the most part I mean 1535 00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:10,840 There's people that they just they weren't there to 1536 00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:12,840 Hear comedy you know what I mean 1537 00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:14,840 It's like a biker bar people are like 1538 00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:16,840 Most of the time they're just not wanting 1539 00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:18,840 To hear the bullshit that we're up there 1540 00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:20,840 You know spewing so 1541 00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:22,840 That's alright though those are the rooms that 1542 00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:24,840 What they say 1543 00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:26,840 All the comics say they make you better so 1544 00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:28,840 Come out to Shag Nasty's 1545 00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:30,840 On Tuesday nights at 9pm 1546 00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:32,840 Hell yeah 1547 00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:34,840 I can't wait I got to there's so many new mics that I haven't 1548 00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:36,840 That I just haven't 1549 00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:38,840 Done yet cause ever since the kids 1550 00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:40,840 Like I just haven't seen any of these I cannot 1551 00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:42,840 Wait to get out to them and see I mean you guys are 1552 00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:44,840 All running mics that I haven't 1553 00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:46,840 Pleasers right before 1554 00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:48,840 Shag Nasty's on Tuesday 1555 00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:50,840 That's the weird that's where you get fucking weird 1556 00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:52,840 See yeah that's cool 1557 00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:54,840 A man that was clearly with a prostitute 1558 00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:56,840 Last week 1559 00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:58,840 And we were like sir cold and everything 1560 00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:00,840 Somebody asked him how long 1561 00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:02,840 Have you guys known each other like two hours 1562 00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:04,840 We met at a bar 1563 00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:06,840 That's so amazing 1564 00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:08,840 See and it's crazy cause like 1565 00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:10,840 That dude probably wouldn't just 1566 00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:12,840 Say that to anyone but in a comedy 1567 00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:14,840 In a setting like that he probably felt you can just be 1568 00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:16,840 You don't give a shit 1569 00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:18,840 Exactly 1570 00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:20,840 We chilling with you man 1571 00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:22,840 Good shit 1572 00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:24,840 That's fucking awesome 1573 00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:26,840 So do you have any 1574 00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:28,840 Room stories 1575 00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:30,840 Like a crazy thing that happened when you were at a 1576 00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:32,840 Micro show 1577 00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:34,840 Crazy thing that happened at a micro show 1578 00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:36,840 Other than being called an 1579 00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:38,840 Ableist 1580 00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:40,840 I don't know if I can say that anything 1581 00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:42,840 Crazy has happened yet 1582 00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:44,840 We'll get you there 1583 00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:46,840 I was going to say I just got to keep going to them 1584 00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:48,840 It'll happen I'm sure but anything crazy 1585 00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:50,840 Other than 1586 00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:52,840 Other than Min 1587 00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:54,840 Yelling shit at you 1588 00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:56,840 I had a show in Decatur 1589 00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:58,840 It was the first time I met Min 1590 00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:00,840 And that was 1591 00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:02,840 An interesting night 1592 00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:04,840 What she hit you with 1593 00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:06,840 What did she call me 1594 00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:08,840 Definitely called me a bitch a couple of times 1595 00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:10,840 Black bitch 1596 00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:12,840 I had a couple of things 1597 00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:14,840 Where I was talking about 1598 00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:16,840 I forget what I was talking about 1599 00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:18,840 Going to the gym or something 1600 00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:20,840 And right in the middle of it 1601 00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:22,840 I do a pause and then 1602 00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:24,840 Do a joke 1603 00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:26,840 I have a pause and right at the pause 1604 00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:28,840 She goes fuck you 1605 00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:30,840 I was like alright 1606 00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:32,840 That's it completely 1607 00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:34,840 It's hard to go back to the joke 1608 00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:36,840 It is hard to go back to the joke but I'll tell you what 1609 00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:38,840 She keeps us all on our toes 1610 00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:40,840 That's for sure 1611 00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:42,840 It's kind of cool 1612 00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:46,840 I don't know if there's a lot of people with Tourette's 1613 00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:48,840 Like with her how bad it is 1614 00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:50,840 And we get to deal with that on a regular basis 1615 00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:52,840 It's awesome 1616 00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:54,840 She's so awesome 1617 00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:56,840 And she's funny 1618 00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:58,840 We were at Stand Up Live and I had this new joke 1619 00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:00,840 And it's a pause like you said 1620 00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:02,840 And we were sitting together 1621 00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:04,840 I was like man I'm going to need you to not say anything during this pause 1622 00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:06,840 It feels like she waits for the pauses 1623 00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:08,840 You know 1624 00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:10,840 Every time I pause 1625 00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:12,840 You got one locked and loaded 1626 00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:14,840 And she has some good material 1627 00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:16,840 She does 1628 00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:18,840 She really does 1629 00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:20,840 It's almost like Tourette's gives her great comedic timing 1630 00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:22,840 It does 1631 00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:24,840 Right in that lull she'll hit you with a black bitch 1632 00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:26,840 Go back to China 1633 00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:28,840 And you're like you know what you're right 1634 00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:30,840 I didn't think about it 1635 00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:32,840 Maybe 1636 00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:34,840 Oh man 1637 00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:36,840 So how much time do you have 1638 00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:38,840 In stand up comedy 1639 00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:40,840 When did I start or how much time material wise 1640 00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:42,840 No like when did you start 1641 00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:44,840 I started 1642 00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:46,840 Literally at the same 1643 00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:48,840 Probably like two weeks before 1644 00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:50,840 Sci-fi and Jonathan 1645 00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:52,840 So right at that same time 1646 00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:54,840 I started then 1647 00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:56,840 Literally within 1648 00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:58,840 Two or three weeks of starting 1649 00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:00,840 My wife got pregnant 1650 00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:02,840 I found this thing finally 1651 00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:04,840 This is my thing 1652 00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:06,840 I want to do this 1653 00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:08,840 I'm going to put all my time and energy into this 1654 00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:10,840 And then she got pregnant 1655 00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:12,840 And I was like motherfucker 1656 00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:14,840 But that's a great 1657 00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:16,840 And congratulations 1658 00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:18,840 I love my children 1659 00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:20,840 I fucking love them to death 1660 00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:22,840 But it definitely 1661 00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:24,840 It definitely makes it trickier 1662 00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:26,840 That's for sure now 1663 00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:28,840 I remember 1664 00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:30,840 On Jonathan's 1665 00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:32,840 Episode he said you were one of his 1666 00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:34,840 Inspirations for starting 1667 00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:36,840 Yeah that's interesting 1668 00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:38,840 That's crazy because that 1669 00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:40,840 Just doesn't even make sense to me in the slightest 1670 00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:42,840 But you can tell 1671 00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:44,840 I appreciate it and I appreciate his comrades 1672 00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:46,840 I love Jonathan to death 1673 00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:48,840 He makes so much happen 1674 00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:50,840 For us comedians here 1675 00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:52,840 I've never seen anyone work so hard 1676 00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:54,840 It's crazy 1677 00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:56,840 This is his hobby 1678 00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:58,840 This is his second job 1679 00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:00,840 And he just had a baby 1680 00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:02,840 And he still does 1681 00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:04,840 Dude I look at him and it's like 1682 00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:06,840 I look up to that dude because me 1683 00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:08,840 I got to take a step back 1684 00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:10,840 For a second when I have kids 1685 00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:12,840 It's too much for me to do all of it 1686 00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:14,840 Hats off to him 1687 00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:16,840 I look up to him too bro 1688 00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:18,840 He's 6'5 1689 00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:20,840 Tall dude 1690 00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:22,840 Tall ass guy 1691 00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:24,840 Very tall 1692 00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:26,840 Yeah dude 1693 00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:28,840 Whenever like 1694 00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:30,840 Because we only met a couple times 1695 00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:32,840 But whenever I saw you go up and I had no idea who you were 1696 00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:34,840 Soon as you 1697 00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:36,840 By like a minute in I was like 1698 00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:38,840 He gots the juice 1699 00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:40,840 You can instantly tell when somebody's like 1700 00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:42,840 Oh this guy has got it 1701 00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:44,840 I really appreciate that 1702 00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:46,840 That means a lot coming from you guys 1703 00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:48,840 I saw you at the first ever open mic I did 1704 00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:50,840 It was the first ever comedy show 1705 00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:52,840 I went to 1706 00:58:52,840 --> 00:58:54,840 And it was a stand up live open mic 1707 00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:56,840 Less than a year ago 1708 00:58:56,840 --> 00:58:58,840 And I saw you go up, Ogre, Alex Z 1709 00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:00,840 Jonathan, Jalen 1710 00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:02,840 And I remember you 1711 00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:04,840 And I remember you did the smack to smack 1712 00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:06,840 And I was like die because my mom's in 1713 00:59:06,840 --> 00:59:08,840 AA she's really involved 1714 00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:10,840 In the recovery community 1715 00:59:10,840 --> 00:59:12,840 And I remember telling her about that joke 1716 00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:14,840 You were there the first time I did stand up 1717 00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:16,840 And I always remembered that 1718 00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:18,840 Then I didn't see you again 1719 00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:20,840 Until I thanked Huntsville's funniest company 1720 00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:22,840 Yeah 1721 00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:24,840 And then I came out to 1722 00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:26,840 OBTX room 1723 00:59:26,840 --> 00:59:28,840 And I fucking 1724 00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:30,840 Ate shit at that 1725 00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:32,840 Because it's so hard to 1726 00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:34,840 When there's five people in the room it's like damn dude 1727 00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:36,840 I bombed that day too 1728 00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:38,840 Brandon was there 1729 00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:40,840 So brutal 1730 00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:42,840 Who ran that mic? 1731 00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:44,840 Who ran it then? 1732 00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:46,840 Tim Kelly 1733 00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:48,840 I think 1734 00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:50,840 Also I think Scott used to run it at one point 1735 00:59:50,840 --> 00:59:52,840 Okay, okay 1736 00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:54,840 Yeah 1737 00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:56,840 Which one did you get through at? 1738 00:59:56,840 --> 00:59:58,840 I got through at 1739 00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:00,840 Shenanigans I won the 1740 01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:02,840 Yeah I was there for that one 1741 01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:04,840 And then I told 1742 01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:06,840 After that I had 1743 01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:08,840 What was it the semi finals and then the finals 1744 01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:10,840 And I was like I told my family don't 1745 01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:12,840 I don't want anyone going 1746 01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:14,840 Because I didn't want 1747 01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:16,840 Anybody there to 1748 01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:18,840 Just be able to load the vote 1749 01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:20,840 I felt like that was just like 1750 01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:22,840 I didn't want to be viewed as that person 1751 01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:24,840 Loading the 1752 01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:26,840 So I made sure no one came 1753 01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:28,840 Because I was like I don't want to be 1754 01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:30,840 I couldn't live with myself 1755 01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:32,840 I couldn't accept it 1756 01:00:32,840 --> 01:00:34,840 If it was like I knew I 1757 01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:36,840 You know padded the vote 1758 01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:38,840 I just couldn't do it 1759 01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:40,840 I would tell my friends like 1760 01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:42,840 Saying if we went there and you were clearly 1761 01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:44,840 Had a way better set than me 1762 01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:46,840 If you vote for me I will get mad at you 1763 01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:48,840 I didn't want it to be like 1764 01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:50,840 I just come 1765 01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:52,840 Already I feel like this 1766 01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:54,840 Not that I'm a frall 1767 01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:56,840 But a little bit like I haven't been going out as much 1768 01:00:56,840 --> 01:00:58,840 With the kids and everything 1769 01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:00,840 It's hard to say I can't sit here and say I'm a comedian 1770 01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:02,840 In my own head 1771 01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:04,840 That's what it's just hard 1772 01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:06,840 Because I haven't been there enough 1773 01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:08,840 I'm not involved as much as I used to be 1774 01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:10,840 Right now it's hard to be like 1775 01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:12,840 I'm a comedian right now 1776 01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:14,840 I already have that always in my head 1777 01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:16,840 Going so I was like 1778 01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:18,840 None of you are showing up 1779 01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:20,840 I don't want there to be any 1780 01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:22,840 This dude just comes and gets 1781 01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:24,840 Everyone to load the vote 1782 01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:26,840 And him win 500 or whatever it was 1783 01:01:26,840 --> 01:01:28,840 700 bucks or whatever 1784 01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:30,840 It's a testament to your talent 1785 01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:32,840 That you didn't get anybody sharp 1786 01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:34,840 You still made it to the final 1787 01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:36,840 I appreciate that 1788 01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:38,840 But also there's some people that weren't 1789 01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:40,840 Included in the competition that probably 1790 01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:42,840 Like Scott Easton 1791 01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:44,840 Or like Steve Rold 1792 01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:46,840 I don't know 1793 01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:48,840 Like you said it 1794 01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:50,840 No matter how good somebody would do if somebody 1795 01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:52,840 Padded the vote it doesn't matter 1796 01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:54,840 That's true 1797 01:01:54,840 --> 01:01:56,840 Scott couldn't compete it 1798 01:01:56,840 --> 01:01:58,840 They couldn't because they were putting it on 1799 01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:00,840 Him, Kim 1800 01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:02,840 Actually Scott came to the Shenanigans 1801 01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:04,840 That night 1802 01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:06,840 And he just got there a little too late 1803 01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:08,840 He didn't get within the 20 1804 01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:10,840 Remember there was only 20 slots 1805 01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:12,840 In the preliminary round so he 1806 01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:14,840 Didn't have another chance to be in it 1807 01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:16,840 I watch right out of a boxcar 1808 01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:18,840 When I tell you 1809 01:02:18,840 --> 01:02:20,840 A bomb 1810 01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:22,840 It was the look of disappointment 1811 01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:24,840 From the crowd 1812 01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:26,840 I ain't going to lie 1813 01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:28,840 What was my first joke? 1814 01:02:28,840 --> 01:02:30,840 Second mustard gas at the Jewish people's wounds 1815 01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:32,840 It wasn't the most welcoming 1816 01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:34,840 Opening joke 1817 01:02:34,840 --> 01:02:36,840 But I also didn't know what I was doing back there 1818 01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:38,840 And this one woman she just went like this 1819 01:02:38,840 --> 01:02:40,840 Like I said that 1820 01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:42,840 And then once I 1821 01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:44,840 Felt like that 1822 01:02:44,840 --> 01:02:46,840 Clearly I'm not going to win so I just leaned into it 1823 01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:48,840 And did all of my worst shit 1824 01:02:48,840 --> 01:02:50,840 And then faces like that 1825 01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:52,840 In the beginning you always go with the most 1826 01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:54,840 Offensive right out the bat 1827 01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:56,840 That's how 1828 01:02:56,840 --> 01:02:58,840 Every comedian when they start out 1829 01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:00,840 Let me just throw this crazy 1830 01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:02,840 Shitty you the first sentence 1831 01:03:02,840 --> 01:03:04,840 That I say 1832 01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:06,840 Take you all the way off guard 1833 01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:08,840 And you're like testing the crowd right 1834 01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:10,840 See how they react 1835 01:03:10,840 --> 01:03:12,840 Where do they do the mic at 1836 01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:14,840 Boxcar now 1837 01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:16,840 But is it at the end 1838 01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:18,840 They do it on the main stage 1839 01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:20,840 As soon as you walk into the left 1840 01:03:20,840 --> 01:03:22,840 Where they used to do it 1841 01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:24,840 I guess it's the winter that's why 1842 01:03:24,840 --> 01:03:26,840 But I guess they do it outside too 1843 01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:28,840 I've been in one outside I like it 1844 01:03:28,840 --> 01:03:30,840 That was the day I got pink eye dude 1845 01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:32,840 I had to leave because my eyes 1846 01:03:32,840 --> 01:03:34,840 Started swelling up 1847 01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:36,840 Unbelievable 1848 01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:38,840 It was just a week straight of people asking me 1849 01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:40,840 Were you eating ass 1850 01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:42,840 Oh dude I just had pink eye 1851 01:03:42,840 --> 01:03:44,840 I just had pink eye like a month ago 1852 01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:46,840 Yeah from my kids dude 1853 01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:48,840 We just had 1854 01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:50,840 My kids had RSV, the flu 1855 01:03:50,840 --> 01:03:52,840 COVID 1856 01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:54,840 Pink eye 1857 01:03:54,840 --> 01:03:56,840 This all happened 1858 01:03:56,840 --> 01:03:58,840 It was all back back back back back 1859 01:03:58,840 --> 01:04:00,840 Within a month and a half they got all the shit 1860 01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:02,840 It was fucking brutal we were in the ICU with the young one 1861 01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:04,840 Dude it was a mess 1862 01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:06,840 Oh my gosh 1863 01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:08,840 Kids get sick 1864 01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:10,840 Ruin your life that's what they do 1865 01:04:10,840 --> 01:04:12,840 I love my kids 1866 01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:14,840 I do 1867 01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:16,840 There you go 1868 01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:22,840 That was pretty much on time 1869 01:04:22,840 --> 01:04:24,840 Who cares dude 1870 01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:26,840 We're having fun 1871 01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:28,840 So we like to talk about second chances on here 1872 01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:30,840 Like 1873 01:04:30,840 --> 01:04:32,840 I'm one 1874 01:04:32,840 --> 01:04:34,840 I was a bad kid I did a lot of fucked up shit 1875 01:04:34,840 --> 01:04:36,840 Maybe some drugs 1876 01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:38,840 Maybe Arm Robert 1877 01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:40,840 We don't know 1878 01:04:40,840 --> 01:04:42,840 The verdict sound 1879 01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:44,840 I love having people 1880 01:04:44,840 --> 01:04:46,840 Who have got second chances 1881 01:04:46,840 --> 01:04:48,840 And does a lot with them because 1882 01:04:48,840 --> 01:04:50,840 Everybody needs to know 1883 01:04:50,840 --> 01:04:52,840 It's not the end of the world as long as you're still living 1884 01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:54,840 As long as you're still kicking 1885 01:04:54,840 --> 01:04:56,840 And these days 1886 01:04:56,840 --> 01:04:58,840 Doing drugs these days I don't know if you'll be living very long 1887 01:04:58,840 --> 01:05:00,840 Yeah I'm glad I got out when I did 1888 01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:02,840 Yeah dude 1889 01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:04,840 Yeah 1890 01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:06,840 Yeah I've had my history with drugs 1891 01:05:06,840 --> 01:05:08,840 That's for sure 1892 01:05:08,840 --> 01:05:10,840 I've been sober off heroin 1893 01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:12,840 Not sober though I smoke weed here and there 1894 01:05:12,840 --> 01:05:14,840 Mom don't watch this 1895 01:05:14,840 --> 01:05:16,840 I've 1896 01:05:16,840 --> 01:05:18,840 Been off heroin now for going on five years 1897 01:05:18,840 --> 01:05:20,840 Yeah 1898 01:05:20,840 --> 01:05:22,840 Thank you 1899 01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:24,840 I appreciate that 1900 01:05:24,840 --> 01:05:26,840 I want to ask 1901 01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:28,840 You this as somebody like 1902 01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:30,840 So I was in jail I went to jail a couple times 1903 01:05:30,840 --> 01:05:32,840 Maybe six times 1904 01:05:32,840 --> 01:05:34,840 So look 1905 01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:36,840 Whenever I watch TV 1906 01:05:36,840 --> 01:05:38,840 I love watching 60 days in 1907 01:05:38,840 --> 01:05:40,840 Do you like watching 1908 01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:42,840 What's the one called 1909 01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:44,840 What? My Strange Addiction 1910 01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:46,840 Yeah 1911 01:05:46,840 --> 01:05:48,840 I watch those and 60 days in 1912 01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:50,840 I love 60 days in 1913 01:05:50,840 --> 01:05:52,840 Beyond Scared Straight dude 1914 01:05:52,840 --> 01:05:54,840 My favorite one 1915 01:05:54,840 --> 01:05:56,840 I met my wife in rehab 1916 01:05:56,840 --> 01:05:58,840 Oh shit 1917 01:05:58,840 --> 01:06:00,840 You guys probably didn't know that one 1918 01:06:00,840 --> 01:06:02,840 I don't know how much you guys know about rehab 1919 01:06:02,840 --> 01:06:04,840 But finding the love of your life is not what they advise you to do 1920 01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:06,840 That is not what they advise you to do 1921 01:06:06,840 --> 01:06:08,840 But I saw her coming in shaking 1922 01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:10,840 And I was like that's the one 1923 01:06:10,840 --> 01:06:12,840 That is the one 1924 01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:14,840 I can save her 1925 01:06:14,840 --> 01:06:16,840 I'm six days sober I can save her 1926 01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:18,840 You're the vetress 1927 01:06:18,840 --> 01:06:20,840 Hell yeah dude 1928 01:06:20,840 --> 01:06:22,840 And now you're married with two beautiful kids 1929 01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:24,840 I'm married with two kids 1930 01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:26,840 She's been sober 1931 01:06:26,840 --> 01:06:28,840 Longer than me 1932 01:06:28,840 --> 01:06:30,840 I had to keep going out and give it a couple 1933 01:06:30,840 --> 01:06:32,840 Give it a couple college tries there 1934 01:06:32,840 --> 01:06:34,840 And she 1935 01:06:34,840 --> 01:06:36,840 Put it down though 1936 01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:38,840 It's been amazing ever since moving to 1937 01:06:38,840 --> 01:06:40,840 Alabama I love living here 1938 01:06:40,840 --> 01:06:42,840 I love Huntsville dude 1939 01:06:42,840 --> 01:06:44,840 It's such a great place 1940 01:06:44,840 --> 01:06:46,840 Small town but you got the city too 1941 01:06:46,840 --> 01:06:48,840 Small town feel but you got the city 1942 01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:50,840 And it still gets cold in the winter but 1943 01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:52,840 You have like these moments where it 1944 01:06:52,840 --> 01:06:54,840 Let's up a little bit you know like 1945 01:06:54,840 --> 01:06:56,840 You get your days of 60 degrees here and there 1946 01:06:56,840 --> 01:06:58,840 I can't do cold winters anymore 1947 01:06:58,840 --> 01:07:00,840 I lived in Maine 1948 01:07:00,840 --> 01:07:02,840 For two or three years I lived in Maine 1949 01:07:02,840 --> 01:07:04,840 All weekend you get 12 inches of snow 1950 01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:06,840 Like I'm dumb with all of that 1951 01:07:06,840 --> 01:07:08,840 What is Maine like? 1952 01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:10,840 It's beautiful 1953 01:07:10,840 --> 01:07:12,840 White in more ways than one 1954 01:07:12,840 --> 01:07:14,840 Very white Maine 1955 01:07:14,840 --> 01:07:16,840 But yeah dude it's awesome it's beautiful 1956 01:07:16,840 --> 01:07:18,840 I lived in Portland Maine which 1957 01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:20,840 You know you got 1958 01:07:20,840 --> 01:07:22,840 Mountains close by driving 1959 01:07:22,840 --> 01:07:24,840 Distance and you have the beach close by 1960 01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:26,840 Driving distance and the city 1961 01:07:26,840 --> 01:07:28,840 Was beautiful I mean it's an awesome 1962 01:07:28,840 --> 01:07:30,840 Place to live but those winters 1963 01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:32,840 Man I can't I'm done with freezing 1964 01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:34,840 Winters I ain't doing them 1965 01:07:34,840 --> 01:07:36,840 The wind chopping too? 1966 01:07:36,840 --> 01:07:38,840 Terrible 1967 01:07:38,840 --> 01:07:40,840 Terrible 1968 01:07:40,840 --> 01:07:42,840 It's like almost Canada 1969 01:07:42,840 --> 01:07:44,840 Yeah it is Canada's right there 1970 01:07:44,840 --> 01:07:46,840 I mean yeah it's right there 1971 01:07:46,840 --> 01:07:48,840 But you were born in Pennsylvania 1972 01:07:48,840 --> 01:07:50,840 Did you live there most of your life? 1973 01:07:50,840 --> 01:07:52,840 Yep I lived in Pennsylvania 1974 01:07:52,840 --> 01:07:54,840 Lancaster Pennsylvania which 1975 01:07:54,840 --> 01:07:56,840 I don't know if you guys heard the Amish 1976 01:07:56,840 --> 01:07:58,840 That's where most of the Amish 1977 01:07:58,840 --> 01:08:00,840 In America are 1978 01:08:00,840 --> 01:08:02,840 Really? 1979 01:08:02,840 --> 01:08:04,840 I didn't know that either 1980 01:08:04,840 --> 01:08:06,840 They get rowdy 1981 01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:08,840 And Hershey chocolate and stuff 1982 01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:10,840 Hershey Park I lived like 1983 01:08:10,840 --> 01:08:12,840 20 minutes from Hershey Park 1984 01:08:12,840 --> 01:08:14,840 Right in there 1985 01:08:14,840 --> 01:08:16,840 Shane Gillis lived 1986 01:08:16,840 --> 01:08:18,840 Where he grew up like 1987 01:08:18,840 --> 01:08:20,840 30 minutes from where I 1988 01:08:20,840 --> 01:08:22,840 From where you were? 1989 01:08:22,840 --> 01:08:24,840 Yeah in Canicksburg it's like that area 1990 01:08:24,840 --> 01:08:26,840 Right outside Philly 1991 01:08:26,840 --> 01:08:28,840 I always tell people I like 1992 01:08:28,840 --> 01:08:30,840 Pennsylvania whites 1993 01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:32,840 I do 1994 01:08:32,840 --> 01:08:34,840 I don't know what it is 1995 01:08:34,840 --> 01:08:36,840 And like a lot of them 1996 01:08:36,840 --> 01:08:38,840 Did you know a lot of 1997 01:08:38,840 --> 01:08:40,840 Mixed races whenever you were there 1998 01:08:40,840 --> 01:08:42,840 Or whenever you were living there? 1999 01:08:42,840 --> 01:08:44,840 I have one of my best friends 2000 01:08:44,840 --> 01:08:46,840 Is from Pennsylvania 2001 01:08:46,840 --> 01:08:48,840 And you guys are all cool I don't know what it is 2002 01:08:48,840 --> 01:08:50,840 I appreciate it 2003 01:08:50,840 --> 01:08:52,840 And they say that's where the brotherly love is at 2004 01:08:52,840 --> 01:08:54,840 Yeah the city of brotherly love 2005 01:08:54,840 --> 01:08:56,840 Philadelphia that's right 2006 01:08:56,840 --> 01:08:58,840 With the school in Hemfield right? 2007 01:08:58,840 --> 01:09:00,840 Hemfield? What the? 2008 01:09:00,840 --> 01:09:02,840 How the hell do you know that dude? 2009 01:09:02,840 --> 01:09:04,840 Hemfield 2010 01:09:04,840 --> 01:09:06,840 You know Hemfield? That's where I went to high school 2011 01:09:06,840 --> 01:09:08,840 Are you playing with me? 2012 01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:10,840 You played soccer there dude 2013 01:09:10,840 --> 01:09:12,840 What are we talking about right now? 2014 01:09:12,840 --> 01:09:14,840 Yeah I played soccer there dude 2015 01:09:14,840 --> 01:09:16,840 I won a state championship man 2016 01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:18,840 I was in all state 2017 01:09:18,840 --> 01:09:20,840 Second team all league? 2018 01:09:20,840 --> 01:09:22,840 That was my 2019 01:09:22,840 --> 01:09:24,840 Damn dude 2020 01:09:24,840 --> 01:09:26,840 That was my sophomore year 2021 01:09:26,840 --> 01:09:28,840 Or junior year 2022 01:09:28,840 --> 01:09:30,840 My senior year I got first team 2023 01:09:30,840 --> 01:09:32,840 But they didn't put that in there did they? 2024 01:09:34,840 --> 01:09:36,840 Cock suckers dude 2025 01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:38,840 Second team what are we talking about? 2026 01:09:38,840 --> 01:09:40,840 Second team man come on 2027 01:09:40,840 --> 01:09:42,840 State championship got the goal baby 2028 01:09:42,840 --> 01:09:44,840 That's right dude 2029 01:09:44,840 --> 01:09:46,840 What did you play? What position? 2030 01:09:46,840 --> 01:09:48,840 Center mid 2031 01:09:48,840 --> 01:09:50,840 What does center mid do? 2032 01:09:50,840 --> 01:09:52,840 Because I know you got the gunners right? 2033 01:09:52,840 --> 01:09:54,840 The gunners 2034 01:09:54,840 --> 01:09:56,840 What are they called? The strikers? 2035 01:09:56,840 --> 01:09:58,840 Okay strikers 2036 01:09:58,840 --> 01:10:00,840 First of all Dom has a 2037 01:10:00,840 --> 01:10:02,840 Soccer team on 2038 01:10:02,840 --> 01:10:04,840 Do you know what 2039 01:10:04,840 --> 01:10:06,840 Soccer team that is? 2040 01:10:06,840 --> 01:10:08,840 Real Madrid 2041 01:10:08,840 --> 01:10:10,840 Look them up 2042 01:10:10,840 --> 01:10:12,840 Ronaldo played for them 2043 01:10:12,840 --> 01:10:14,840 Yeah 2044 01:10:14,840 --> 01:10:16,840 Zidane 2045 01:10:16,840 --> 01:10:18,840 Real Madrid 2046 01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:20,840 R-E-A-L 2047 01:10:20,840 --> 01:10:22,840 Madrid 2048 01:10:22,840 --> 01:10:24,840 Right there 2049 01:10:24,840 --> 01:10:26,840 That's Dom's favorite team 2050 01:10:26,840 --> 01:10:28,840 That's Dom's favorite team 2051 01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:30,840 I had no clue that this was 2052 01:10:30,840 --> 01:10:32,840 It also looks like it's glow in the dark 2053 01:10:32,840 --> 01:10:34,840 That's glow in the dark 2054 01:10:34,840 --> 01:10:36,840 That's kind of dark dude 2055 01:10:36,840 --> 01:10:38,840 It was on sale 2056 01:10:38,840 --> 01:10:40,840 Fat kids deals 2057 01:10:40,840 --> 01:10:42,840 It's cool man 2058 01:10:42,840 --> 01:10:44,840 I got like a real jersey from Florida 2059 01:10:44,840 --> 01:10:46,840 I don't even know what team it is 2060 01:10:46,840 --> 01:10:48,840 It's like blue and black 2061 01:10:48,840 --> 01:10:50,840 Florida is it 2062 01:10:50,840 --> 01:10:52,840 Orlando 2063 01:10:52,840 --> 01:10:54,840 I can't remember the name of the damn team 2064 01:10:54,840 --> 01:10:56,840 But it's purple 2065 01:10:56,840 --> 01:10:58,840 No it's blue and black 2066 01:10:58,840 --> 01:11:00,840 Blue and black 2067 01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:02,840 Philadelphia unions 2068 01:11:02,840 --> 01:11:04,840 I don't know what it says, it says something like United 2069 01:11:04,840 --> 01:11:06,840 Something that has a cross on it 2070 01:11:06,840 --> 01:11:08,840 Blue and black 2071 01:11:08,840 --> 01:11:10,840 Florida Christian 2072 01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:12,840 Soccer team 2073 01:11:12,840 --> 01:11:14,840 You still keep up with soccer? 2074 01:11:14,840 --> 01:11:16,840 Not in the last couple years 2075 01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:18,840 But I used to, I was big 2076 01:11:18,840 --> 01:11:20,840 In the Premier League stuff 2077 01:11:20,840 --> 01:11:22,840 I like watching that, yeah 2078 01:11:22,840 --> 01:11:24,840 I watched the World Cup 2079 01:11:24,840 --> 01:11:26,840 I didn't like how the penalty kicks were 2080 01:11:26,840 --> 01:11:28,840 You know 2081 01:11:28,840 --> 01:11:30,840 What do you mean man? 2082 01:11:30,840 --> 01:11:32,840 The overtime rule 2083 01:11:32,840 --> 01:11:34,840 Where they all got to shoot in the goal 2084 01:11:34,840 --> 01:11:36,840 And you just had the goal 2085 01:11:36,840 --> 01:11:38,840 Penalty kicks 2086 01:11:38,840 --> 01:11:40,840 It seems like it's too easy 2087 01:11:40,840 --> 01:11:42,840 That's part of it man 2088 01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:44,840 Well it puts too much stress on the goalie 2089 01:11:44,840 --> 01:11:46,840 To stop everybody 2090 01:11:46,840 --> 01:11:48,840 I guess that's the whole thing 2091 01:11:48,840 --> 01:11:50,840 Most people make them but 2092 01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:52,840 If that goalkeeper can stop on 2093 01:11:52,840 --> 01:11:54,840 I guess that's the whole 2094 01:11:54,840 --> 01:11:56,840 Stop too and that's it 2095 01:11:56,840 --> 01:11:58,840 I watched when England and the United States played 2096 01:11:58,840 --> 01:12:00,840 I was like we gotta win this one dude 2097 01:12:00,840 --> 01:12:02,840 I think we tied 2098 01:12:02,840 --> 01:12:04,840 Well I'm surprised cause England's a pretty good team 2099 01:12:04,840 --> 01:12:06,840 But yeah, I love watching soccer 2100 01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:08,840 I don't keep up with it much anymore 2101 01:12:08,840 --> 01:12:10,840 But yeah it's fun 2102 01:12:10,840 --> 01:12:12,840 I can't believe you know all that shit 2103 01:12:12,840 --> 01:12:14,840 We have a guy 2104 01:12:14,840 --> 01:12:16,840 We have a guy 2105 01:12:16,840 --> 01:12:18,840 We're gonna put that graphic in right here 2106 01:12:18,840 --> 01:12:20,840 That's our research guy 2107 01:12:22,840 --> 01:12:24,840 I watched some basketball here and there 2108 01:12:24,840 --> 01:12:26,840 But I don't follow, ever since kids dude 2109 01:12:26,840 --> 01:12:28,840 Which is crazy 2110 01:12:28,840 --> 01:12:30,840 I feel like I don't have time to care about anything anymore 2111 01:12:30,840 --> 01:12:32,840 And they're both really young 2112 01:12:32,840 --> 01:12:34,840 Yeah, like yeah 2113 01:12:34,840 --> 01:12:36,840 Two and then four months 2114 01:12:36,840 --> 01:12:38,840 And I just 2115 01:12:38,840 --> 01:12:40,840 It's like I know the war in Ukraine's bad 2116 01:12:40,840 --> 01:12:42,840 But I got way too much on my hands dude 2117 01:12:42,840 --> 01:12:44,840 I can't worry about any of that shit 2118 01:12:44,840 --> 01:12:46,840 Alright Brandon, sell him in dude 2119 01:12:46,840 --> 01:12:48,840 Sell him in on what? 2120 01:12:48,840 --> 01:12:50,840 The war in Ukraine 2121 01:12:50,840 --> 01:12:52,840 Let's see, I can't really 2122 01:12:52,840 --> 01:12:54,840 I don't know what 2123 01:12:54,840 --> 01:12:56,840 Don't worry about me neither 2124 01:12:56,840 --> 01:12:58,840 Hell no 2125 01:13:00,840 --> 01:13:02,840 Dom didn't even know what was going on in Afghanistan 2126 01:13:02,840 --> 01:13:04,840 While I was there 2127 01:13:04,840 --> 01:13:06,840 Had no clue 2128 01:13:06,840 --> 01:13:08,840 I still don't really know 2129 01:13:08,840 --> 01:13:10,840 What were we doing? 2130 01:13:10,840 --> 01:13:12,840 Protect these poppy seed fields 2131 01:13:12,840 --> 01:13:14,840 Don't ask questions 2132 01:13:18,840 --> 01:13:20,840 They always tell people 2133 01:13:20,840 --> 01:13:22,840 Going to Iraq, now Afghanistan I can see 2134 01:13:22,840 --> 01:13:24,840 Because you had to get bin line 2135 01:13:24,840 --> 01:13:26,840 But Iraq, we had no reason 2136 01:13:26,840 --> 01:13:28,840 We were just kicking in on people 2137 01:13:28,840 --> 01:13:30,840 See I would have never served 2138 01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:32,840 But if I did 2139 01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:34,840 I would have wanted to be with someone like you 2140 01:13:34,840 --> 01:13:36,840 You know what I'm saying? 2141 01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:38,840 That's why I used to tell 2142 01:13:38,840 --> 01:13:40,840 Because I hated them sergeants who would be like 2143 01:13:40,840 --> 01:13:42,840 You always had to do something every second 2144 01:13:42,840 --> 01:13:44,840 No, no, no, tell your soldiers 2145 01:13:44,840 --> 01:13:46,840 Get this shit done and make sure it's done good 2146 01:13:46,840 --> 01:13:48,840 You ain't got to worry about it, I'll let you go 2147 01:13:48,840 --> 01:13:50,840 Just stay by your phone, can you get back here in ten minutes 2148 01:13:50,840 --> 01:13:52,840 Because if I get my ass 2149 01:13:52,840 --> 01:13:54,840 That's what I do 2150 01:13:54,840 --> 01:13:56,840 So I get called up like where's all your soldiers at 2151 01:13:56,840 --> 01:13:58,840 I was like oh I sent them in 2152 01:13:58,840 --> 01:14:00,840 I get them out 2153 01:14:00,840 --> 01:14:02,840 When they're first arm right there 2154 01:14:02,840 --> 01:14:04,840 Look I told you they can't be going 2155 01:14:04,840 --> 01:14:06,840 But they would always have my back 2156 01:14:06,840 --> 01:14:08,840 Fake as hell 2157 01:14:08,840 --> 01:14:10,840 I told them 2158 01:14:10,840 --> 01:14:12,840 Fuck man 2159 01:14:12,840 --> 01:14:14,840 That's how you got to be 2160 01:14:14,840 --> 01:14:16,840 I think that's how you got to be in everything 2161 01:14:16,840 --> 01:14:18,840 You don't have to be the strickler 2162 01:14:18,840 --> 01:14:20,840 Some people that's just their thing 2163 01:14:20,840 --> 01:14:22,840 You can't take shit too serious 2164 01:14:22,840 --> 01:14:24,840 You only get one life 2165 01:14:24,840 --> 01:14:26,840 That is war 2166 01:14:26,840 --> 01:14:28,840 You might take that 2167 01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:30,840 You know what? You got me now 2168 01:14:30,840 --> 01:14:32,840 I'm on your side 2169 01:14:32,840 --> 01:14:34,840 War is different 2170 01:14:34,840 --> 01:14:36,840 But you're just working 2171 01:14:36,840 --> 01:14:38,840 You're working 12 hours a day 2172 01:14:38,840 --> 01:14:40,840 No days off 2173 01:14:40,840 --> 01:14:42,840 But I'm talking about when you're back 2174 01:14:42,840 --> 01:14:44,840 But you got a hellcat 2175 01:14:44,840 --> 01:14:46,840 Did that make it worth it? 2176 01:14:46,840 --> 01:14:48,840 I got a Camaro 2177 01:14:48,840 --> 01:14:50,840 Hold up 2178 01:14:50,840 --> 01:14:52,840 So you get 2179 01:14:52,840 --> 01:14:54,840 And get out of your car 2180 01:14:54,840 --> 01:14:56,840 I had a V6 2181 01:14:56,840 --> 01:14:58,840 The insurance was under 400 2182 01:14:58,840 --> 01:15:00,840 First of all 2183 01:15:00,840 --> 01:15:02,840 Fuck man 2184 01:15:02,840 --> 01:15:04,840 It was 2012 2185 01:15:04,840 --> 01:15:06,840 It was brand new and I was driving it 2186 01:15:06,840 --> 01:15:08,840 Back home 2187 01:15:08,840 --> 01:15:10,840 Just got back from deployment 2188 01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:12,840 I'm driving it still in my fatigue 2189 01:15:12,840 --> 01:15:14,840 Back then it was like you had the 2190 01:15:14,840 --> 01:15:16,840 Gray kind of digital fatigues 2191 01:15:16,840 --> 01:15:18,840 And then when you went to Afghanistan 2192 01:15:18,840 --> 01:15:20,840 You got the brown ones 2193 01:15:20,840 --> 01:15:22,840 I was driving back home 2194 01:15:22,840 --> 01:15:24,840 I was speeding like I was probably going like 2195 01:15:24,840 --> 01:15:26,840 97 2196 01:15:26,840 --> 01:15:28,840 He pulled me over 2197 01:15:28,840 --> 01:15:30,840 You fucking going 97? 2198 01:15:30,840 --> 01:15:32,840 I just got back from deployment 2199 01:15:32,840 --> 01:15:34,840 He walks back 2200 01:15:34,840 --> 01:15:36,840 He comes back 2201 01:15:36,840 --> 01:15:38,840 He throws my 2202 01:15:38,840 --> 01:15:40,840 Insurance and shit back at me 2203 01:15:40,840 --> 01:15:42,840 Here goes a ticket 2204 01:15:42,840 --> 01:15:44,840 Your family wants to see you get home safe 2205 01:15:44,840 --> 01:15:46,840 It was a reckless driving ticket 2206 01:15:46,840 --> 01:15:48,840 He didn't arrest me 2207 01:15:48,840 --> 01:15:50,840 It was in Tennessee somewhere 2208 01:15:50,840 --> 01:15:52,840 I went back 2209 01:15:52,840 --> 01:15:54,840 I thought I had court but I went on the wrong day 2210 01:15:54,840 --> 01:15:56,840 The defense attorney happened to be there 2211 01:15:56,840 --> 01:15:58,840 He was like 2212 01:15:58,840 --> 01:16:00,840 Camaro huh? It was a pretty fast car 2213 01:16:00,840 --> 01:16:02,840 That's why I didn't know how fast I was going 2214 01:16:02,840 --> 01:16:04,840 He's like you're good 2215 01:16:04,840 --> 01:16:06,840 The cop one having that shit 2216 01:16:06,840 --> 01:16:08,840 That shit has never worked for me 2217 01:16:08,840 --> 01:16:10,840 Me being in the military has never 2218 01:16:10,840 --> 01:16:12,840 When I was in 2219 01:16:12,840 --> 01:16:14,840 I would literally be like 2220 01:16:14,840 --> 01:16:16,840 I just got back from the port in line 2221 01:16:16,840 --> 01:16:18,840 I wasn't even coming back from the port 2222 01:16:18,840 --> 01:16:20,840 Have you ever seen someone do 2223 01:16:20,840 --> 01:16:22,840 Stolen Valor 2224 01:16:22,840 --> 01:16:24,840 Have you ever 2225 01:16:24,840 --> 01:16:26,840 Called someone wearing a uniform 2226 01:16:26,840 --> 01:16:28,840 That's just not right 2227 01:16:28,840 --> 01:16:30,840 Would you be pissed if you did? 2228 01:16:30,840 --> 01:16:32,840 I get pissed about when real army 2229 01:16:32,840 --> 01:16:34,840 People like it's always when they first 2230 01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:36,840 Get in but they wear 2231 01:16:36,840 --> 01:16:38,840 They wear their PT shirt out 2232 01:16:38,840 --> 01:16:40,840 To a bar like a jacket 2233 01:16:40,840 --> 01:16:42,840 Is that army on the back 2234 01:16:42,840 --> 01:16:44,840 I mean that's 2235 01:16:44,840 --> 01:16:46,840 The worst shit in the world 2236 01:16:46,840 --> 01:16:48,840 They wear like their boots 2237 01:16:48,840 --> 01:16:50,840 You're wearing work boots to a bar 2238 01:16:50,840 --> 01:16:52,840 But they're cool 2239 01:16:52,840 --> 01:16:54,840 That's what you don't understand 2240 01:16:54,840 --> 01:16:56,840 They look the least cool out of everybody there 2241 01:16:56,840 --> 01:16:58,840 I'm sure they're trying to and in their head they're like 2242 01:16:58,840 --> 01:17:00,840 I'm definitely bringing their shit 2243 01:17:00,840 --> 01:17:02,840 Can't tell me shit about this new jacket 2244 01:17:02,840 --> 01:17:04,840 It's free 2245 01:17:04,840 --> 01:17:06,840 It's the only clean shirt I got 2246 01:17:06,840 --> 01:17:08,840 Oh fuck 2247 01:17:08,840 --> 01:17:10,840 Oh shit 2248 01:17:10,840 --> 01:17:12,840 It says here you've done house party comedy 2249 01:17:12,840 --> 01:17:14,840 What does that mean? 2250 01:17:14,840 --> 01:17:16,840 House party comedy? 2251 01:17:16,840 --> 01:17:18,840 I did um yeah Roy 2252 01:17:18,840 --> 01:17:20,840 Hairston had a show 2253 01:17:20,840 --> 01:17:22,840 That uh 2254 01:17:22,840 --> 01:17:24,840 Oh it was out in the sticks 2255 01:17:24,840 --> 01:17:26,840 Dude it was in like just like a 2256 01:17:26,840 --> 01:17:28,840 Random field and there was like 2257 01:17:28,840 --> 01:17:30,840 15 or 20 people there and we did a show 2258 01:17:30,840 --> 01:17:32,840 For him it was it was interesting 2259 01:17:32,840 --> 01:17:34,840 That's for sure it was very interesting 2260 01:17:34,840 --> 01:17:36,840 Ash Kennedy was there 2261 01:17:36,840 --> 01:17:38,840 Shout out 2262 01:17:38,840 --> 01:17:40,840 I think she 2263 01:17:40,840 --> 01:17:42,840 Closed the show and 2264 01:17:42,840 --> 01:17:44,840 I think she was supposed to do like 10 or 15 2265 01:17:44,840 --> 01:17:46,840 Minutes and she ended up doing like 2266 01:17:46,840 --> 01:17:48,840 She just kept going for like 25 2267 01:17:48,840 --> 01:17:50,840 Just roasting these 2268 01:17:50,840 --> 01:17:52,840 These like hillbilly hit guys 2269 01:17:52,840 --> 01:17:54,840 That were cause you know a couple of them went up there 2270 01:17:54,840 --> 01:17:56,840 They were like I guess Roy 2271 01:17:56,840 --> 01:17:58,840 Had a couple of them like going up to try 2272 01:17:58,840 --> 01:18:00,840 Stand up they don't really do stand up but they 2273 01:18:00,840 --> 01:18:02,840 Wanted to try like that type of deal 2274 01:18:02,840 --> 01:18:04,840 So he went up and like started saying 2275 01:18:04,840 --> 01:18:06,840 You know some offensive you know some boy 2276 01:18:06,840 --> 01:18:08,840 You know someone who just starts comedy 2277 01:18:08,840 --> 01:18:10,840 And is a hillbilly you can imagine 2278 01:18:10,840 --> 01:18:12,840 What would happen and uh 2279 01:18:12,840 --> 01:18:14,840 Ash went up and just 2280 01:18:14,840 --> 01:18:16,840 Tore them apart for like 25 2281 01:18:16,840 --> 01:18:18,840 Minutes straight it was glorious 2282 01:18:18,840 --> 01:18:20,840 To watch but hey she's so good 2283 01:18:20,840 --> 01:18:22,840 She is dude hilarious oh god she's hilarious 2284 01:18:22,840 --> 01:18:24,840 Hilarious and like 2285 01:18:24,840 --> 01:18:26,840 She's dark but does it in a way 2286 01:18:26,840 --> 01:18:28,840 Where you're having fun 2287 01:18:28,840 --> 01:18:30,840 You know what I mean that's hard that's a hard thing 2288 01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:32,840 To do or there sorry we might need to 2289 01:18:32,840 --> 01:18:34,840 Correct that there not she's right 2290 01:18:34,840 --> 01:18:36,840 No I don't know 2291 01:18:36,840 --> 01:18:38,840 I know that's what I'm saying 2292 01:18:38,840 --> 01:18:40,840 Ash I think is it okay 2293 01:18:40,840 --> 01:18:42,840 Ash is a she's okay 2294 01:18:42,840 --> 01:18:44,840 I hung out with her she's a she's a she's 2295 01:18:44,840 --> 01:18:46,840 I'll just try to get it right okay guys 2296 01:18:46,840 --> 01:18:48,840 Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 2297 01:18:48,840 --> 01:18:50,840 Alright yeah we're gonna edit that guys 2298 01:18:50,840 --> 01:18:52,840 Next day or no 2299 01:18:52,840 --> 01:18:54,840 I mean I could be wrong too she probably like 2300 01:18:54,840 --> 01:18:56,840 Tom doesn't know what the fuck 2301 01:18:56,840 --> 01:18:58,840 I don't know we apologize 2302 01:18:58,840 --> 01:19:00,840 Ash either way we apologize 2303 01:19:00,840 --> 01:19:02,840 And I'm bad 2304 01:19:02,840 --> 01:19:04,840 At it I'm bad at names too 2305 01:19:04,840 --> 01:19:06,840 Like let me try to say your last 2306 01:19:06,840 --> 01:19:08,840 Dimaschola that's good yeah 2307 01:19:08,840 --> 01:19:10,840 Dimaschola yeah okay okay 2308 01:19:10,840 --> 01:19:12,840 Yeah that's good 2309 01:19:12,840 --> 01:19:14,840 I'm terrible I call him Patton 2310 01:19:14,840 --> 01:19:16,840 For multiple times 2311 01:19:16,840 --> 01:19:18,840 Like on stage we have a podcast 2312 01:19:18,840 --> 01:19:20,840 We have 2313 01:19:20,840 --> 01:19:22,840 I think you said on the first podcast too right 2314 01:19:22,840 --> 01:19:24,840 Yeah you also spelled Jalen the name incorrect 2315 01:19:24,840 --> 01:19:26,840 Jalen's name wrong yeah yeah Brandon the first 2316 01:19:26,840 --> 01:19:28,840 Time I for some reason I don't know why 2317 01:19:28,840 --> 01:19:30,840 I had his number on my phone and everything we were at 2318 01:19:30,840 --> 01:19:32,840 Canabar and I kept on calling him Matt 2319 01:19:32,840 --> 01:19:34,840 Matt he never corrected me 2320 01:19:34,840 --> 01:19:36,840 He never corrected me so I was like Matt 2321 01:19:36,840 --> 01:19:38,840 Do you remember that? 2322 01:19:38,840 --> 01:19:40,840 Sometimes I just go with the flow 2323 01:19:40,840 --> 01:19:42,840 I'm just like yeah alright man 2324 01:19:42,840 --> 01:19:44,840 Hey Matt yeah what's up man 2325 01:19:44,840 --> 01:19:46,840 I'm feeling Matt 2326 01:19:46,840 --> 01:19:48,840 Alright cool you know since we clean 2327 01:19:48,840 --> 01:19:50,840 I'm bad with that stuff too I forget names 2328 01:19:50,840 --> 01:19:52,840 Birthdays everything I can't even tell you 2329 01:19:52,840 --> 01:19:54,840 Half of my 2330 01:19:54,840 --> 01:19:56,840 Family's birthday 2331 01:19:56,840 --> 01:19:58,840 My mom she come in she be like hey man what's my birthday 2332 01:19:58,840 --> 01:20:00,840 I be like uh 2333 01:20:00,840 --> 01:20:02,840 28? She be like no 2334 01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:04,840 It's 26 I'm like fuck 2335 01:20:04,840 --> 01:20:06,840 And then they like don't talk to me for 2336 01:20:06,840 --> 01:20:08,840 Two months I'm like alright 2337 01:20:08,840 --> 01:20:10,840 I don't care 2338 01:20:10,840 --> 01:20:12,840 About my birthday are you a big birthday person? 2339 01:20:12,840 --> 01:20:14,840 No see I'm not but 2340 01:20:14,840 --> 01:20:16,840 My wife's family they're 2341 01:20:16,840 --> 01:20:18,840 Celebrate look 2342 01:20:18,840 --> 01:20:20,840 They have I have 2343 01:20:20,840 --> 01:20:22,840 20 nieces and nephews 2344 01:20:22,840 --> 01:20:24,840 From on her you know family 2345 01:20:24,840 --> 01:20:26,840 And they celebrate 2346 01:20:26,840 --> 01:20:28,840 Every birthday 2347 01:20:28,840 --> 01:20:30,840 Okay every kid's birthday every 2348 01:20:30,840 --> 01:20:32,840 Adult's birthday every week we basically 2349 01:20:32,840 --> 01:20:34,840 Have a god damn birthday it's 2350 01:20:34,840 --> 01:20:36,840 Crazy dude I've never 2351 01:20:36,840 --> 01:20:38,840 We're like listen guys we have gotta 2352 01:20:38,840 --> 01:20:40,840 Consolidate here okay you know 2353 01:20:40,840 --> 01:20:42,840 All the kids in one month we do one birthday 2354 01:20:42,840 --> 01:20:44,840 It's crazy they 2355 01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:46,840 They take it so serious which I 2356 01:20:46,840 --> 01:20:48,840 My family I had one birthday 2357 01:20:48,840 --> 01:20:50,840 Party I think growing up one birthday 2358 01:20:50,840 --> 01:20:52,840 Damn yeah laser dome when I was 2359 01:20:52,840 --> 01:20:54,840 Nine I still remember 2360 01:20:54,840 --> 01:20:56,840 Laser tag you can't beat it 2361 01:20:56,840 --> 01:20:58,840 Yeah when I was nine years old 2362 01:20:58,840 --> 01:21:00,840 Dude we need to do a laser tag dude 2363 01:21:00,840 --> 01:21:02,840 That would be amazing I don't even know if there's one around here 2364 01:21:02,840 --> 01:21:04,840 They got something over in Athens 2365 01:21:04,840 --> 01:21:06,840 There's one at uh 2366 01:21:06,840 --> 01:21:08,840 I can't remember what the place is called but there's one 2367 01:21:08,840 --> 01:21:10,840 In like the hunchville area is it stars and stars 2368 01:21:10,840 --> 01:21:12,840 We should definitely go to that I think they do have 2369 01:21:12,840 --> 01:21:14,840 Stars and stars my heart really? 2370 01:21:14,840 --> 01:21:16,840 They have one in Hampton Cove too 2371 01:21:16,840 --> 01:21:18,840 Dude I love that shit I would 2372 01:21:18,840 --> 01:21:20,840 Absolutely go we should go paintball 2373 01:21:20,840 --> 01:21:22,840 Paintball I'm sick too 2374 01:21:22,840 --> 01:21:24,840 Yeah and you can rent the paintball guns from them right? 2375 01:21:24,840 --> 01:21:26,840 Yeah yeah yeah 2376 01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:28,840 Yeah that would be sick and the gear 2377 01:21:28,840 --> 01:21:30,840 Let's do it let's do it that would be hilarious 2378 01:21:30,840 --> 01:21:32,840 I'm down too Renan's losing 2379 01:21:32,840 --> 01:21:34,840 No no no no 2380 01:21:34,840 --> 01:21:36,840 Who do you think would be the best at paintball? 2381 01:21:36,840 --> 01:21:38,840 In the whole scene? Yeah in the 2382 01:21:38,840 --> 01:21:40,840 Hunchville County who's the dream 2383 01:21:40,840 --> 01:21:42,840 Squad like three people I mean 2384 01:21:42,840 --> 01:21:44,840 Honestly I mean you gotta go with a vet in my 2385 01:21:44,840 --> 01:21:46,840 Opinion you have to go with one of the 2386 01:21:46,840 --> 01:21:48,840 Vets you got the experience 2387 01:21:48,840 --> 01:21:50,840 Dom's drunk he's hitting everybody 2388 01:21:50,840 --> 01:21:52,840 Yeah is that it? 2389 01:21:52,840 --> 01:21:54,840 That would be like your 2k 2390 01:21:54,840 --> 01:21:56,840 Drinking and shooting shit dude 2391 01:21:56,840 --> 01:21:58,840 He's like yeah yeah I've had a lot of 2392 01:21:58,840 --> 01:22:00,840 Practice drinking and shooting guns dude 2393 01:22:00,840 --> 01:22:02,840 I'd probably say you Dom 2394 01:22:02,840 --> 01:22:04,840 Yeah you or uh 2395 01:22:04,840 --> 01:22:06,840 I could take some people out 2396 01:22:06,840 --> 01:22:08,840 Roy maybe? Oh yeah 2397 01:22:08,840 --> 01:22:10,840 I'm taking Alex for sure 2398 01:22:10,840 --> 01:22:12,840 Alex he's small 2399 01:22:12,840 --> 01:22:14,840 He's ruthless 2400 01:22:14,840 --> 01:22:16,840 Brutalist aggression 2401 01:22:16,840 --> 01:22:18,840 He can hide a lot of place Jalen 2402 01:22:18,840 --> 01:22:20,840 Jalen could get us 2403 01:22:20,840 --> 01:22:22,840 He'd be a good shot 2404 01:22:22,840 --> 01:22:24,840 He's like a pacifist 2405 01:22:24,840 --> 01:22:26,840 Oh yeah you're right 2406 01:22:26,840 --> 01:22:28,840 But if he won it 2407 01:22:28,840 --> 01:22:30,840 Guys I really don't think we 2408 01:22:30,840 --> 01:22:32,840 Yeah that's good 2409 01:22:34,840 --> 01:22:36,840 He cracks me up I love Jalen 2410 01:22:36,840 --> 01:22:38,840 It's probably somebody in the scene that shoots for real 2411 01:22:38,840 --> 01:22:40,840 Like uh 2412 01:22:40,840 --> 01:22:42,840 Cause like I shoot but like 2413 01:22:42,840 --> 01:22:44,840 Gunners you know those type of people who have like 2414 01:22:44,840 --> 01:22:46,840 That can just shoot on their property 2415 01:22:46,840 --> 01:22:48,840 They can shoot way better than me 2416 01:22:48,840 --> 01:22:50,840 You're gonna have to take me out to 2417 01:22:50,840 --> 01:22:52,840 A range or something 2418 01:22:52,840 --> 01:22:54,840 I got you 2419 01:22:54,840 --> 01:22:56,840 They call it an AR 2420 01:22:56,840 --> 01:22:58,840 Let's do it 2421 01:22:58,840 --> 01:23:00,840 I've been to a shooting range once 2422 01:23:00,840 --> 01:23:02,840 What'd you shoot? 2423 01:23:02,840 --> 01:23:04,840 Just some pistol my buddy 2424 01:23:04,840 --> 01:23:06,840 He was one of those ones he bought that like 2425 01:23:06,840 --> 01:23:08,840 Put together yourself he like built the pistol himself 2426 01:23:08,840 --> 01:23:10,840 And then we went and shot that 2427 01:23:10,840 --> 01:23:12,840 It was a piece of shit 2428 01:23:12,840 --> 01:23:14,840 Yeah I'm trying to shoot a real gun 2429 01:23:14,840 --> 01:23:16,840 I've never done it 2430 01:23:16,840 --> 01:23:18,840 I need to buy a gun too I probably shouldn't say that 2431 01:23:18,840 --> 01:23:20,840 I have plenty of guns at my house 2432 01:23:20,840 --> 01:23:22,840 I got bombs in here bitches 2433 01:23:22,840 --> 01:23:24,840 Oh okay 2434 01:23:24,840 --> 01:23:26,840 You brought it back dude 2435 01:23:26,840 --> 01:23:28,840 Any moment 2436 01:23:28,840 --> 01:23:30,840 I got a 50 cal in there it's probably legal for me to have 2437 01:23:30,840 --> 01:23:32,840 Yeah? Alright let's go 2438 01:23:32,840 --> 01:23:34,840 Let's go 2439 01:23:34,840 --> 01:23:36,840 Luckily nobody's gonna hear this conversation 2440 01:23:36,840 --> 01:23:38,840 Oh yeah 2441 01:23:38,840 --> 01:23:40,840 Let's do it 2442 01:23:40,840 --> 01:23:42,840 Oh shit 2443 01:23:42,840 --> 01:23:44,840 So when you think you're gonna start 2444 01:23:44,840 --> 01:23:46,840 Coming back 2445 01:23:46,840 --> 01:23:48,840 I should be able to 2446 01:23:48,840 --> 01:23:50,840 I with Mila my two year old 2447 01:23:50,840 --> 01:23:52,840 I started coming out again 2448 01:23:52,840 --> 01:23:54,840 I was hitting mics here and there 2449 01:23:54,840 --> 01:23:56,840 Luckily throughout this whole time 2450 01:23:56,840 --> 01:23:58,840 I've been able to get booked on like 2451 01:23:58,840 --> 01:24:00,840 Roughly two maybe three shows a month 2452 01:24:00,840 --> 01:24:02,840 Normally it's starting to slow down a little 2453 01:24:02,840 --> 01:24:04,840 Cause I've you know been away for so long 2454 01:24:04,840 --> 01:24:06,840 That now it's really starting to 2455 01:24:06,840 --> 01:24:08,840 But luckily this whole time I've been able to kind of 2456 01:24:08,840 --> 01:24:10,840 You know have a show every couple weeks 2457 01:24:10,840 --> 01:24:12,840 To and I've been like 2458 01:24:12,840 --> 01:24:14,840 Trying new material just at shows 2459 01:24:14,840 --> 01:24:16,840 Because I don't have 2460 01:24:16,840 --> 01:24:18,840 You know I really haven't been going to mics 2461 01:24:18,840 --> 01:24:20,840 So like I try a new joke at a show 2462 01:24:20,840 --> 01:24:22,840 A lot of times it would eat shit or you know 2463 01:24:22,840 --> 01:24:24,840 Do okay but like 2464 01:24:24,840 --> 01:24:26,840 Hopefully with Mila I was starting 2465 01:24:26,840 --> 01:24:28,840 To be able to come out again 2466 01:24:28,840 --> 01:24:30,840 And then with Madeline just 2467 01:24:30,840 --> 01:24:32,840 You know four months ago having her 2468 01:24:32,840 --> 01:24:34,840 It was like okay well now 2469 01:24:34,840 --> 01:24:36,840 I need to slow down again I just can't 2470 01:24:36,840 --> 01:24:38,840 I get up at 3.34 for work 2471 01:24:38,840 --> 01:24:40,840 Get done you know get done go with 2472 01:24:40,840 --> 01:24:42,840 The kids and then it's like at the end 2473 01:24:42,840 --> 01:24:44,840 Every morning I'm like I'm going 2474 01:24:44,840 --> 01:24:46,840 To a mic tonight every morning when I start the day 2475 01:24:46,840 --> 01:24:48,840 Is I'm going to a mic and then 2476 01:24:48,840 --> 01:24:50,840 By the end of the day it's like holy shit like 2477 01:24:50,840 --> 01:24:52,840 You know what I mean I can't 2478 01:24:52,840 --> 01:24:54,840 That's too crazy 3 o'clock in the morning 2479 01:24:54,840 --> 01:24:56,840 Yeah and I've noticed with Mila 2480 01:24:56,840 --> 01:24:58,840 Like you know getting around one 2481 01:24:58,840 --> 01:25:00,840 One and a half two like you know within 2482 01:25:00,840 --> 01:25:02,840 That range it started to get way 2483 01:25:02,840 --> 01:25:04,840 Easier in terms of like 2484 01:25:04,840 --> 01:25:06,840 You know just how much 2485 01:25:06,840 --> 01:25:08,840 You need to do 2486 01:25:08,840 --> 01:25:10,840 You know obviously so 2487 01:25:10,840 --> 01:25:12,840 It was a lot easier then 2488 01:25:12,840 --> 01:25:14,840 And then now just with her it's like 2489 01:25:14,840 --> 01:25:16,840 Put you right back into that so I think 2490 01:25:16,840 --> 01:25:18,840 Give me you know another 2491 01:25:18,840 --> 01:25:20,840 Couple I think I'm going to start coming out 2492 01:25:20,840 --> 01:25:22,840 Soon like now I'm going to start trying to get 2493 01:25:22,840 --> 01:25:24,840 Out as much as I can there's also like 2494 01:25:24,840 --> 01:25:26,840 A lot of dad guilt with it too right like 2495 01:25:26,840 --> 01:25:28,840 Like it's hard for me to 2496 01:25:28,840 --> 01:25:30,840 To be like here's this open 2497 01:25:30,840 --> 01:25:32,840 Mic where I 2498 01:25:32,840 --> 01:25:34,840 You know I need to do this to get better 2499 01:25:34,840 --> 01:25:36,840 At stand up but 2500 01:25:36,840 --> 01:25:38,840 Then there's also like spending 2501 01:25:38,840 --> 01:25:40,840 Time with my daughters and it's like it's hard for me 2502 01:25:40,840 --> 01:25:42,840 To make this outweigh 2503 01:25:42,840 --> 01:25:44,840 Spending time with my daughters 2504 01:25:44,840 --> 01:25:46,840 Like it makes it I'm like it's not 2505 01:25:46,840 --> 01:25:48,840 It's hard for me to be like it's worth it to go to this mic 2506 01:25:48,840 --> 01:25:50,840 Tonight then you know because a lot of times 2507 01:25:50,840 --> 01:25:52,840 Carrie's exhausted 2508 01:25:52,840 --> 01:25:54,840 And it feels like I'm like I don't want to 2509 01:25:54,840 --> 01:25:56,840 You know I don't want to leave her 2510 01:25:56,840 --> 01:25:58,840 It just and she would let me 2511 01:25:58,840 --> 01:26:00,840 She's cool with shit she would let me she tells me 2512 01:26:00,840 --> 01:26:02,840 All the time go it's on me that I 2513 01:26:02,840 --> 01:26:04,840 Stay most of the time 2514 01:26:04,840 --> 01:26:06,840 But I'm hoping in the next couple 2515 01:26:06,840 --> 01:26:08,840 Weeks start coming out a little more next couple 2516 01:26:08,840 --> 01:26:10,840 Months and then hopefully by the time she's 2517 01:26:10,840 --> 01:26:12,840 Getting close to one I'll be back out 2518 01:26:12,840 --> 01:26:14,840 Full throttle hopefully 2519 01:26:14,840 --> 01:26:16,840 And you know that's that's the plan 2520 01:26:16,840 --> 01:26:18,840 Because I used to beat myself 2521 01:26:18,840 --> 01:26:20,840 Up over it I used to be like 2522 01:26:20,840 --> 01:26:22,840 Why like I need to get out what am I 2523 01:26:22,840 --> 01:26:24,840 Doing I'm wasting like you know this 2524 01:26:24,840 --> 01:26:26,840 That and the other and I was just like I need to 2525 01:26:26,840 --> 01:26:28,840 Stop putting so much pressure on it 2526 01:26:28,840 --> 01:26:30,840 When I get back out I get back out like 2527 01:26:30,840 --> 01:26:32,840 This is time right now that I'm not 2528 01:26:32,840 --> 01:26:34,840 Going to get back you know my daughters they're going to be 2529 01:26:34,840 --> 01:26:36,840 This age one time so I'm just like 2530 01:26:36,840 --> 01:26:38,840 Enjoy it stop worrying about it because it 2531 01:26:38,840 --> 01:26:40,840 Really took me out of enjoying it too 2532 01:26:40,840 --> 01:26:42,840 I'm like always beating myself 2533 01:26:42,840 --> 01:26:44,840 Up I need to be out there doing 2534 01:26:44,840 --> 01:26:46,840 Getting better at comedy this and that and it's like just 2535 01:26:46,840 --> 01:26:48,840 Chill out and you got time just chill 2536 01:26:48,840 --> 01:26:50,840 And you know when it feels right and I can 2537 01:26:50,840 --> 01:26:52,840 Start coming back out which I think 2538 01:26:52,840 --> 01:26:54,840 My life is great now 2539 01:26:54,840 --> 01:26:56,840 Like you know a year ago 2540 01:26:56,840 --> 01:26:58,840 Year and a half ago it was fucking 2541 01:26:58,840 --> 01:27:00,840 Rough it was just tough it was 2542 01:27:00,840 --> 01:27:02,840 Such a culture shock to me 2543 01:27:02,840 --> 01:27:04,840 Having kids it was like holy shit like 2544 01:27:04,840 --> 01:27:06,840 I know I always wanted this 2545 01:27:06,840 --> 01:27:08,840 But this is you don't know until 2546 01:27:08,840 --> 01:27:10,840 You have because that's just the 2547 01:27:10,840 --> 01:27:12,840 Reality of it you don't know until you have 2548 01:27:12,840 --> 01:27:14,840 100% of the people say that 2549 01:27:14,840 --> 01:27:16,840 It has to be true yeah you just don't know 2550 01:27:16,840 --> 01:27:18,840 It really is and it just it was a complete 2551 01:27:18,840 --> 01:27:20,840 Culture shock and for a while I was like 2552 01:27:20,840 --> 01:27:22,840 Really wasn't not that I wasn't 2553 01:27:22,840 --> 01:27:24,840 Accepting it it was just like 2554 01:27:24,840 --> 01:27:26,840 It was hard for me to be like 2555 01:27:26,840 --> 01:27:28,840 Happy about it at the time yeah like 2556 01:27:28,840 --> 01:27:30,840 It was like fuck man like I found 2557 01:27:30,840 --> 01:27:32,840 This thing I love but I also love 2558 01:27:32,840 --> 01:27:34,840 My children like there's like this weird 2559 01:27:34,840 --> 01:27:36,840 Dichotomy you know and it 2560 01:27:36,840 --> 01:27:38,840 Messed with me 2561 01:27:38,840 --> 01:27:40,840 For a while but now I feel 2562 01:27:40,840 --> 01:27:42,840 Like I'm in a good place 2563 01:27:42,840 --> 01:27:44,840 Kids are great Carrie's happy 2564 01:27:44,840 --> 01:27:46,840 Where you know I feel good 2565 01:27:46,840 --> 01:27:48,840 About I feel like I could really start 2566 01:27:48,840 --> 01:27:50,840 Coming out soon and you know 2567 01:27:50,840 --> 01:27:52,840 I feel like I'm ready and a scene would love to happen 2568 01:27:52,840 --> 01:27:54,840 Yeah have you been? 2569 01:27:54,840 --> 01:27:56,840 Dude I miss all you guys I miss 2570 01:27:56,840 --> 01:27:58,840 Seeing everybody I feel like I 2571 01:27:58,840 --> 01:28:00,840 You know like I said I haven't seen any of these 2572 01:28:00,840 --> 01:28:02,840 New mics I'm excited to go out like there's 2573 01:28:02,840 --> 01:28:04,840 So much like excitement for me 2574 01:28:04,840 --> 01:28:06,840 Because it's all brand new really like 2575 01:28:06,840 --> 01:28:08,840 It feels like there's a whole new scene now like 2576 01:28:08,840 --> 01:28:10,840 When I started dude there was 2577 01:28:10,840 --> 01:28:12,840 Just like it felt like kind 2578 01:28:12,840 --> 01:28:14,840 Of a handful of like people like there 2579 01:28:14,840 --> 01:28:16,840 Wasn't really much of a scene when I started 2580 01:28:16,840 --> 01:28:18,840 Well that's not true I shouldn't say that 2581 01:28:18,840 --> 01:28:20,840 There was a scene and I had nothing to do with it 2582 01:28:20,840 --> 01:28:22,840 But like a lot of those people are not here no more right? 2583 01:28:22,840 --> 01:28:24,840 Yeah well yeah some of them 2584 01:28:24,840 --> 01:28:26,840 Left like Brent and all them and 2585 01:28:26,840 --> 01:28:28,840 Shout out Brent and Louie and I love 2586 01:28:28,840 --> 01:28:30,840 Brent but 2587 01:28:30,840 --> 01:28:32,840 Now this scene is crazy 2588 01:28:32,840 --> 01:28:34,840 There's so many funny people now 2589 01:28:34,840 --> 01:28:36,840 All you guys are fucking funny 2590 01:28:36,840 --> 01:28:38,840 It's crazy it's awesome to see man 2591 01:28:38,840 --> 01:28:40,840 I mean everyone doing their thing it's awesome 2592 01:28:40,840 --> 01:28:42,840 I also just loved the whole time 2593 01:28:42,840 --> 01:28:44,840 He's like telling this really like 2594 01:28:44,840 --> 01:28:46,840 Empowering story about finding balance 2595 01:28:46,840 --> 01:28:48,840 In your life and in my head I'm just thinking 2596 01:28:48,840 --> 01:28:50,840 For Dom it's like do I go to this mic or do I 2597 01:28:50,840 --> 01:28:52,840 Take a nap? 2598 01:28:52,840 --> 01:28:54,840 I wish that was what was going through my head 2599 01:28:54,840 --> 01:28:56,840 That's exactly it 2600 01:28:56,840 --> 01:28:58,840 I miss those times okay 2601 01:28:58,840 --> 01:29:00,840 Those are times I miss I always say it 2602 01:29:00,840 --> 01:29:02,840 To Kerry I'm like do you not just think about 2603 01:29:02,840 --> 01:29:04,840 The times before like do you not just 2604 01:29:04,840 --> 01:29:06,840 Sit there and ponder about it for fucking 2605 01:29:06,840 --> 01:29:08,840 Hours 2606 01:29:08,840 --> 01:29:10,840 I swear to god I love my kids 2607 01:29:10,840 --> 01:29:12,840 I'm really sounds like I don't but 2608 01:29:12,840 --> 01:29:14,840 That's just dad in it 2609 01:29:14,840 --> 01:29:16,840 Every parent knows I've never met 2610 01:29:16,840 --> 01:29:18,840 One of my friends 2611 01:29:18,840 --> 01:29:20,840 I'm 36 all my friends have 2612 01:29:20,840 --> 01:29:22,840 Kids they all 2613 01:29:22,840 --> 01:29:24,840 Say the same thing they literally they'll say 2614 01:29:24,840 --> 01:29:26,840 I love them so much but I love them I love them 2615 01:29:26,840 --> 01:29:28,840 But god 2616 01:29:30,840 --> 01:29:32,840 Sometimes do you want kids? 2617 01:29:32,840 --> 01:29:34,840 No 2618 01:29:34,840 --> 01:29:36,840 You see the thing with me 2619 01:29:36,840 --> 01:29:38,840 Is I'm a child 2620 01:29:38,840 --> 01:29:40,840 Same that's what's 2621 01:29:40,840 --> 01:29:42,840 Crazy 2622 01:29:42,840 --> 01:29:44,840 I mean if it happened 2623 01:29:44,840 --> 01:29:46,840 I'll probably 2624 01:29:46,840 --> 01:29:48,840 I'll love them but 2625 01:29:48,840 --> 01:29:50,840 That didn't 2626 01:29:50,840 --> 01:29:52,840 Sound the same 2627 01:29:52,840 --> 01:29:54,840 It probably wouldn't be the same 2628 01:29:54,840 --> 01:29:56,840 I probably just didn't fear it 2629 01:29:56,840 --> 01:29:58,840 I could be 2630 01:29:58,840 --> 01:30:00,840 Doing something else right now 2631 01:30:00,840 --> 01:30:02,840 You're like but 2632 01:30:04,840 --> 01:30:06,840 It's crazy that like I 2633 01:30:06,840 --> 01:30:08,840 I'm 21 now so like 2634 01:30:08,840 --> 01:30:10,840 I just got my first like wedding 2635 01:30:10,840 --> 01:30:12,840 Invitation in the mail from like one 2636 01:30:12,840 --> 01:30:14,840 Of my friends that I grew up with and I was like 2637 01:30:14,840 --> 01:30:16,840 That's gonna happen a lot 2638 01:30:16,840 --> 01:30:18,840 It's happening dude like 2639 01:30:18,840 --> 01:30:20,840 Are you going? 2640 01:30:20,840 --> 01:30:22,840 Yeah hell yeah 2641 01:30:22,840 --> 01:30:24,840 It'll be the first like friends wedding 2642 01:30:24,840 --> 01:30:26,840 I went to like family 2643 01:30:26,840 --> 01:30:28,840 It'll be first friend 2644 01:30:28,840 --> 01:30:30,840 Wedding it's gonna be dope 2645 01:30:30,840 --> 01:30:32,840 The wedding invitation was beautiful 2646 01:30:32,840 --> 01:30:34,840 I was like I know he had nothing to do 2647 01:30:34,840 --> 01:30:36,840 With 2648 01:30:36,840 --> 01:30:38,840 We never do yeah 2649 01:30:38,840 --> 01:30:40,840 He had some abominable 2650 01:30:40,840 --> 01:30:42,840 Like abominable things some terrible shit 2651 01:30:42,840 --> 01:30:44,840 Nobody that has said those things can create 2652 01:30:44,840 --> 01:30:46,840 Something this beautiful 2653 01:30:46,840 --> 01:30:48,840 Yeah you're gonna start getting 2654 01:30:48,840 --> 01:30:50,840 A lot of those though going to wedding 2655 01:30:50,840 --> 01:30:52,840 I mean you're 21 that's like prime 2656 01:30:52,840 --> 01:30:54,840 Age for that and then after that kids 2657 01:30:54,840 --> 01:30:56,840 Are gonna start coming too all your friends 2658 01:30:56,840 --> 01:30:58,840 Are gonna start having kids does that feel weird 2659 01:30:58,840 --> 01:31:00,840 Like do you look at your friends and it's like 2660 01:31:00,840 --> 01:31:02,840 Yeah it's kind of a thing of like imposter 2661 01:31:02,840 --> 01:31:04,840 Syndrome because I'm like on paper 2662 01:31:04,840 --> 01:31:06,840 I guess 21 you can get married and then 2663 01:31:06,840 --> 01:31:08,840 Have kids a few years later and that 2664 01:31:08,840 --> 01:31:10,840 Like is viable makes sense I guess 2665 01:31:10,840 --> 01:31:12,840 But it's just like me no 2666 01:31:12,840 --> 01:31:14,840 Like that's not even 2667 01:31:14,840 --> 01:31:16,840 A thought in my mind at 21 2668 01:31:16,840 --> 01:31:18,840 Oh my god and I could not 2669 01:31:18,840 --> 01:31:20,840 I was I'd be in shambles 2670 01:31:20,840 --> 01:31:22,840 I was on heroin doing roofling 2671 01:31:22,840 --> 01:31:24,840 Popping Xanax and eating 2672 01:31:24,840 --> 01:31:26,840 And I'm just not ready to give that 2673 01:31:26,840 --> 01:31:28,840 Amen 2674 01:31:28,840 --> 01:31:30,840 Brandon's not even 21 yet 2675 01:31:30,840 --> 01:31:32,840 He said same here 2676 01:31:32,840 --> 01:31:34,840 He said I'll be telling 2677 01:31:34,840 --> 01:31:36,840 His business 2678 01:31:36,840 --> 01:31:38,840 I didn't know it was like that 2679 01:31:38,840 --> 01:31:40,840 I'm almost there man 2680 01:31:40,840 --> 01:31:42,840 You know what's fucked up though y'all talking about people having kids 2681 01:31:42,840 --> 01:31:44,840 When I was like 15 that's when everybody started 2682 01:31:44,840 --> 01:31:46,840 Having kids in my class 2683 01:31:46,840 --> 01:31:48,840 Dude we had somebody that was 12 2684 01:31:48,840 --> 01:31:50,840 In my school album like I remember she was older than me 2685 01:31:50,840 --> 01:31:52,840 And we were like she would always bring the kid 2686 01:31:52,840 --> 01:31:54,840 And all the teachers would be like oh look at your kid 2687 01:31:54,840 --> 01:31:56,840 And I was like this is normal 2688 01:31:56,840 --> 01:31:58,840 I will say when I was a student teacher for a high school 2689 01:31:58,840 --> 01:32:00,840 There was like pregnant students 2690 01:32:00,840 --> 01:32:02,840 Multiple 2691 01:32:02,840 --> 01:32:04,840 When I was in junior high 2692 01:32:04,840 --> 01:32:06,840 I was in 8th grade 2693 01:32:06,840 --> 01:32:08,840 This dude was in 6th grade and had two children 2694 01:32:08,840 --> 01:32:10,840 With a grown woman 2695 01:32:10,840 --> 01:32:12,840 Now 2696 01:32:12,840 --> 01:32:14,840 Looking back on it 2697 01:32:14,840 --> 01:32:16,840 Now I think he's a G 2698 01:32:16,840 --> 01:32:18,840 When you throw a grown woman in I'm like okay he's got it 2699 01:32:18,840 --> 01:32:20,840 He's at least two years younger than our class 2700 01:32:20,840 --> 01:32:22,840 And he 2701 01:32:22,840 --> 01:32:24,840 And like thinking back on it 2702 01:32:24,840 --> 01:32:26,840 Nobody said anything 2703 01:32:26,840 --> 01:32:28,840 You know what I mean 2704 01:32:28,840 --> 01:32:30,840 It's like a reverse Karl Malone dude 2705 01:32:30,840 --> 01:32:32,840 I mean they're probably still together 2706 01:32:32,840 --> 01:32:34,840 I guarantee they're probably still together 2707 01:32:34,840 --> 01:32:36,840 Is that better or worse I don't know 2708 01:32:36,840 --> 01:32:38,840 I don't know man 2709 01:32:38,840 --> 01:32:40,840 That kind of like that show 2710 01:32:40,840 --> 01:32:42,840 That's my boy 2711 01:32:42,840 --> 01:32:44,840 Imagine being their kid though and growing up 2712 01:32:44,840 --> 01:32:46,840 And being like wait how old are you 2713 01:32:46,840 --> 01:32:48,840 It probably won't figure it out 2714 01:32:48,840 --> 01:32:50,840 Until they're like 18 though 2715 01:32:50,840 --> 01:32:52,840 You know you don't really think about it 2716 01:32:52,840 --> 01:32:54,840 I didn't figure mine out until I was like 2717 01:32:54,840 --> 01:32:56,840 17 2718 01:32:56,840 --> 01:32:58,840 Then you be like hold on 2719 01:32:58,840 --> 01:33:00,840 How old were you 2720 01:33:00,840 --> 01:33:02,840 Yeah my 2721 01:33:02,840 --> 01:33:04,840 Father-in-law is 2722 01:33:04,840 --> 01:33:06,840 Or when my 2723 01:33:06,840 --> 01:33:08,840 Father-in-law got my 2724 01:33:08,840 --> 01:33:10,840 Mother-in-law pregnant 2725 01:33:10,840 --> 01:33:12,840 He was 21 she was 15 2726 01:33:12,840 --> 01:33:14,840 Wow 2727 01:33:14,840 --> 01:33:16,840 How old are they 2728 01:33:16,840 --> 01:33:18,840 How old are they though 2729 01:33:18,840 --> 01:33:20,840 I just looked around like man 2730 01:33:20,840 --> 01:33:22,840 They're still together 2731 01:33:22,840 --> 01:33:24,840 Yeah they're together 2732 01:33:24,840 --> 01:33:26,840 How old were they though they're older 2733 01:33:26,840 --> 01:33:28,840 I mean now he's in his 2734 01:33:28,840 --> 01:33:30,840 60s 2735 01:33:30,840 --> 01:33:32,840 Statute of limitations 2736 01:33:32,840 --> 01:33:34,840 Back then 2737 01:33:34,840 --> 01:33:36,840 My grandma she 2738 01:33:36,840 --> 01:33:38,840 They were in Italy too so I should say that 2739 01:33:38,840 --> 01:33:40,840 That makes it okay 2740 01:33:40,840 --> 01:33:42,840 That's real like 2741 01:33:42,840 --> 01:33:44,840 You know 2742 01:33:44,840 --> 01:33:46,840 That's literature dude 2743 01:33:46,840 --> 01:33:48,840 That's a story 2744 01:33:48,840 --> 01:33:50,840 Things that happen in 2745 01:33:50,840 --> 01:33:52,840 Foreign countries aren't real 2746 01:33:52,840 --> 01:33:54,840 We all know that 2747 01:33:54,840 --> 01:33:56,840 I mean 2748 01:33:56,840 --> 01:33:58,840 Hell yeah 2749 01:33:58,840 --> 01:34:00,840 Alex well this is the end of the podcast 2750 01:34:00,840 --> 01:34:02,840 Thank you so much you are great 2751 01:34:02,840 --> 01:34:04,840 You're so good at this 2752 01:34:04,840 --> 01:34:06,840 You're good at talking 2753 01:34:06,840 --> 01:34:08,840 Alright cool I appreciate that 2754 01:34:08,840 --> 01:34:10,840 Cause I wasn't sure if it was good 2755 01:34:10,840 --> 01:34:12,840 But that makes me feel good 2756 01:34:12,840 --> 01:34:14,840 And thanks so much 2757 01:34:14,840 --> 01:34:16,840 For the pigeon 2758 01:34:16,840 --> 01:34:18,840 With this 2759 01:34:18,840 --> 01:34:20,840 Chestnut frame 2760 01:34:20,840 --> 01:34:22,840 I was gonna say I don't know if you guys like the frame 2761 01:34:22,840 --> 01:34:24,840 I like the tail 2762 01:34:24,840 --> 01:34:26,840 See I've been procrastinating doing the background 2763 01:34:26,840 --> 01:34:28,840 We got a lot of stuff we're gonna put up there 2764 01:34:28,840 --> 01:34:30,840 This wall was supposed to be blue 2765 01:34:30,840 --> 01:34:32,840 Like two months ago 2766 01:34:32,840 --> 01:34:34,840 Where's that picture of you guys 2767 01:34:34,840 --> 01:34:36,840 We still have it over here 2768 01:34:36,840 --> 01:34:38,840 We gotta frame it 2769 01:34:38,840 --> 01:34:40,840 I wanted to wait till we 2770 01:34:40,840 --> 01:34:42,840 Paint this all blue cause the white wash on the background 2771 01:34:42,840 --> 01:34:44,840 Kind of hard on people's eyes 2772 01:34:44,840 --> 01:34:46,840 But yeah 2773 01:34:46,840 --> 01:34:48,840 I love the whole setup man 2774 01:34:48,840 --> 01:34:50,840 If I ever start a podcast I'm calling you 2775 01:34:50,840 --> 01:34:52,840 Oh yeah yeah I got you 2776 01:34:52,840 --> 01:34:54,840 Are you a Funko fan? 2777 01:34:54,840 --> 01:34:56,840 Are you a Funko pop fan? 2778 01:34:56,840 --> 01:34:58,840 Funko pop? 2779 01:34:58,840 --> 01:35:00,840 I'd be lying if I said I was a fan 2780 01:35:00,840 --> 01:35:02,840 I was gonna say high five to one man if you want it 2781 01:35:02,840 --> 01:35:04,840 Hey man 2782 01:35:04,840 --> 01:35:06,840 I think my daughter would love it 2783 01:35:06,840 --> 01:35:08,840 That's the best I can say with that 2784 01:35:08,840 --> 01:35:10,840 I'll be honest if I told you I 2785 01:35:10,840 --> 01:35:12,840 Was gonna do something with it that'd be lying 2786 01:35:12,840 --> 01:35:14,840 Stolen Valor 2787 01:35:14,840 --> 01:35:16,840 Stolen Valor 2788 01:35:16,840 --> 01:35:18,840 Exactly 2789 01:35:18,840 --> 01:35:20,840 So what you gonna do now? 2790 01:35:20,840 --> 01:35:22,840 Any socials or anything you got going on? 2791 01:35:22,840 --> 01:35:24,840 Yeah my Instagram 2792 01:35:24,840 --> 01:35:26,840 Is Alex D Live 2793 01:35:26,840 --> 01:35:28,840 There's a period somewhere 2794 01:35:28,840 --> 01:35:30,840 I think it's Alex D period live 2795 01:35:30,840 --> 01:35:32,840 I should know my socials 2796 01:35:32,840 --> 01:35:34,840 But that's my Instagram 2797 01:35:34,840 --> 01:35:36,840 Then Alex D Mascola on Facebook 2798 01:35:36,840 --> 01:35:38,840 That's pretty much all I 2799 01:35:38,840 --> 01:35:40,840 I need to start having a better presence 2800 01:35:40,840 --> 01:35:42,840 On social media 2801 01:35:42,840 --> 01:35:44,840 But that's basically where you'd find me 2802 01:35:44,840 --> 01:35:46,840 And all my 2803 01:35:46,840 --> 01:35:48,840 Dates there 2804 01:35:48,840 --> 01:35:50,840 On Instagram 2805 01:35:50,840 --> 01:35:52,840 Hell yeah 2806 01:35:52,840 --> 01:35:54,840 Thanks again 2807 01:35:54,840 --> 01:36:16,840 Thanks for joining us