1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,340 This week on Clown College. 2 00:00:05,080 --> 00:00:06,720 And I know you like Jurassic Park, 3 00:00:06,720 --> 00:00:08,920 so I thought I would give you this for my collection. 4 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:09,740 I'm like, you know what? 5 00:00:09,740 --> 00:00:12,280 You like Jurassic Park way more than me, so fuck it. 6 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:14,200 Here you go. 7 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:15,040 What? 8 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:15,860 Yep, it's in my app. 9 00:00:15,860 --> 00:00:16,700 What? 10 00:00:16,700 --> 00:00:17,540 There it is. 11 00:00:17,540 --> 00:00:18,380 What? 12 00:00:18,380 --> 00:00:19,480 Frinnin' is unboxing. 13 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:20,320 Yes. 14 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:24,640 So this is the book that Goldblum 15 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:26,040 or whatever his name was, M. 16 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:26,880 In here. 17 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:27,720 And it was. 18 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:30,360 He didn't show us the book, boo. 19 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:33,120 So what's cool is when you open it though, 20 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:34,600 he's right here. 21 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:36,320 And you can, let me show you. 22 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:37,720 Yes. 23 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:38,560 You can press this. 24 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:41,240 Now eventually you might have dinosaurs 25 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:43,760 on your dinosaur parade. 26 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:45,840 Yeah, he'll talk and do all that stuff 27 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:47,740 and just sit there. 28 00:00:47,740 --> 00:00:50,240 This is the Clown College podcast. 29 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:51,840 We're just a couple open micers 30 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:53,420 trying to make our way through the scene. 31 00:00:53,420 --> 00:00:54,920 Where we interview comedians 32 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:57,000 throughout different stages of their comedy career, 33 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,640 no matter if they're open micers, 34 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:01,080 headliners, or traveling comedians. 35 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:02,260 I'm here too. 36 00:01:02,260 --> 00:01:04,760 Jamie 2.0, I just talk a lot more. 37 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:06,200 Damn it, Brandon. 38 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:07,360 Go sit in the corner. 39 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:12,160 There's a lot of nonsense going on out here. 40 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:13,920 What's going on? 41 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:15,680 Out in the comedy world. 42 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:16,520 Isn't there? 43 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:17,340 Yeah. 44 00:01:17,340 --> 00:01:18,680 No, I think everything's going great, man. 45 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:19,520 Everything's going great? 46 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:20,360 Ever been better. 47 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:23,440 I'm gonna tell you kids out there something. 48 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:26,600 These guys all doubted me 49 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:29,200 that sci-fi and Brandon could beat me 50 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:30,900 in any physical activity. 51 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:36,600 In any, look at me, in any physical activity. 52 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:37,440 Now, if you've- 53 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:38,280 Many. 54 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:43,960 If you've seen, first of all, 55 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:45,000 we're gonna shoot Brandon. 56 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,240 Go ahead and look at the camera. 57 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:47,080 No, no, no. 58 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:49,280 Oh, okay, I thought we were getting ready to show that. 59 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:50,840 Oh, we about to, we about to. 60 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:52,360 Brandon, you've seen sci-fi on here? 61 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:53,200 How you doing? 62 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:54,040 Yes, I have. 63 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:55,440 We'll throw a picture of him up. 64 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:56,280 You know? 65 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:57,120 There you go. 66 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:57,960 Right now? 67 00:01:57,960 --> 00:01:58,780 There he is. 68 00:01:58,780 --> 00:01:59,920 This is what it looks like, right here. 69 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:00,760 Right there. 70 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:01,600 This guy right here. 71 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:02,440 That guy. 72 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:03,280 Yep, yep. 73 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:04,120 Love him, dude. 74 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:04,960 He's the greatest. 75 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:05,780 That's not that bad. 76 00:02:05,780 --> 00:02:06,620 Great. 77 00:02:06,620 --> 00:02:07,460 He's on the board. 78 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:08,280 He's on the board of shenanigans. 79 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:09,120 Mr. Guy Jokes. 80 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:09,960 Mr. Guy Jokes. 81 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:10,800 Mr. Guy Jokes. 82 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:12,200 Sci-fi Guy Jokes. 83 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:13,520 To give him his full name. 84 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:15,680 His birth name. 85 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:16,520 His birth name. 86 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:17,360 His government. 87 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:18,180 His government name. 88 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:19,520 Saying that man government on here. 89 00:02:20,660 --> 00:02:23,080 But yeah, so what happened? 90 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:25,120 What happened at Shagnasty? 91 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:30,120 Well, there was a race between Brandon and you. 92 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:32,280 And there was some interesting results. 93 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:33,840 I wouldn't exactly say, I would say, 94 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:35,780 I would call it a tie. 95 00:02:35,780 --> 00:02:36,760 I would say it's a tie. 96 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:37,600 Fair. 97 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:38,440 Fair. 98 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:39,560 There was an interference. 99 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:40,400 Yeah. 100 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:41,220 Okay. 101 00:02:41,220 --> 00:02:42,060 Little minor one. 102 00:02:42,060 --> 00:02:43,940 Do we have any footage of this, Brandon? 103 00:02:43,940 --> 00:02:47,600 I believe we might actually have right here. 104 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:48,440 Let's see what this is. 105 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:50,180 It doesn't look like a race. 106 00:02:50,180 --> 00:02:51,400 You don't have to do that to a war. 107 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:52,240 Okay. 108 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:53,080 Go. 109 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:55,400 My hot tower and my deliverer. 110 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:56,900 Down goes Brandon. 111 00:02:56,900 --> 00:02:58,900 Down goes the fridge. 112 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:02,520 Here goes the whole race. 113 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:03,360 Okay, let's show you. 114 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:04,320 Show the whole. 115 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:06,560 All right, on go, on go. 116 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:09,200 Three, two, one, go. 117 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:10,040 Go Brandon. 118 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:15,400 He popped back up though and he followed through. 119 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:16,240 He followed through. 120 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:17,080 He followed through. 121 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:17,900 He didn't say, oh, pause, pause, pause. 122 00:03:17,900 --> 00:03:18,740 I'm gonna hold up, hold up. 123 00:03:18,740 --> 00:03:23,740 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. 124 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:25,280 Oh, those people died. 125 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:26,120 Oh, shit. 126 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:28,080 Oh, God. 127 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:29,200 I'm already dead. 128 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:30,320 Dude, that was a highlight. 129 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:32,340 I'm so glad you got that on video. 130 00:03:33,860 --> 00:03:34,880 That's hilarious, man. 131 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:36,000 Brandon, what happened right there? 132 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:36,840 Give us a play by play. 133 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:39,440 Okay, so, Brandon shouldn't, 134 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:40,960 I shouldn't have chose that day, man. 135 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:43,860 I pulled up with my fucked up boots, talking. 136 00:03:43,860 --> 00:03:46,280 I had my, I don't know why I wore these tight jeans 137 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:47,520 for the first day. 138 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:50,400 I was trying to, trying to run and I slipped. 139 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:51,240 But you know what? 140 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:52,060 He's fast, man. 141 00:03:52,060 --> 00:03:52,900 I'll give it to him. 142 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:54,480 So I gotta prepare for him next month 143 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:56,360 and we're gonna try this again. 144 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:59,360 And then when I ran, I was like, oh, shit, man. 145 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:01,200 Because I felt myself in the air. 146 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,240 I was like, we gotta do the sad man roll or something, bro. 147 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:04,520 You gonna go down and hit your ass. 148 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:05,460 So I was like, woo. 149 00:04:05,460 --> 00:04:08,440 Rolled up and act like nothing even happened. 150 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:09,280 Trooper. 151 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:10,100 Trooper. 152 00:04:10,100 --> 00:04:11,720 Do you still think you can beat me in a race? 153 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:13,080 No, dude, I'm gonna train. 154 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:16,280 I'm gonna train like Rocky III, man. 155 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:20,080 So you, but you also said that you and Jake Muncie 156 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:22,080 could beat me and Dom in basketball. 157 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:23,160 Oh, I stand on that. 158 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:24,000 Which will definitely not happen. 159 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,480 What do you mean you stand on that? 160 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:27,840 We could get these wins. 161 00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:28,920 We could get some basketball. 162 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:31,080 You and Jake, Jake, it's not good. 163 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:33,320 He says, that's what he says. 164 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:34,960 He says, I thought you were saying like. 165 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:36,040 Look at him, dude. 166 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:40,360 I gotta see him dribble, man. 167 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:41,200 Can you dribble? 168 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:42,040 Oh yeah, I can dribble. 169 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:42,880 So you can dribble. 170 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:44,320 Yeah, so I can dribble, man. 171 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:45,160 I can dribble. 172 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:46,600 You can catch the ball whenever it's past eight. 173 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:48,200 Oh yeah, I can catch the ball. 174 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:49,600 Yeah. 175 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:50,440 I can catch the ball. 176 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:53,440 I'm more, I'll be honest, I'm more one on one, two on two. 177 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:55,400 But once you get the five on five, maybe it's that. 178 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:57,240 No, no, we ain't. 179 00:04:57,240 --> 00:04:59,080 I heard my knee running this way. 180 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:00,600 Well, it is a two on two game. 181 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,480 Yeah, like, you know what I'm saying? 182 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:05,240 Like, past two on two, that's when we started thinking. 183 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:08,680 Five on five, now it's everywhere. 184 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:10,520 With nobody else. 185 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:12,120 Two on two, that's good. 186 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:13,800 Or 21, we could do that. 187 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:14,640 21 is good. 188 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:17,120 21, two, I can't do 21, dude. 189 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:18,520 11. 190 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:20,280 Okay, maybe 11. 191 00:05:20,280 --> 00:05:22,320 11 by ones and twos, right? 192 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:23,160 Yeah, that could work. 193 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:26,600 Well, that'd be the same thing as 21, twos and threes. 194 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:27,440 Would it not? 195 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:28,280 No. 196 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:30,640 I guess, I don't know. 197 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:31,480 I don't know. 198 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:32,320 I'm trying to think about it. 199 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:33,160 Math is. 200 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:34,000 I don't know. 201 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,400 I'm trying to think about it right now. 202 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:36,960 Math isn't our thing, man. 203 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:37,800 Yeah, it's not. 204 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:39,440 It's not, we struggle with that. 205 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:42,240 But, dude, we got a whole, 206 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:45,480 don't we have a whole comedy basketball team slowly forming, 207 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:46,520 man, we gonna have this. 208 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:47,880 We've never once played basketball. 209 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:50,280 No, no, I'm talking about that with the interested, man. 210 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:52,000 Not a single time. 211 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,680 We haven't, but we gotta, I gotta, 212 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:56,400 we got a court we can go to and everything, man. 213 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:57,240 Yeah? 214 00:05:57,240 --> 00:05:58,080 Yes. 215 00:05:58,080 --> 00:05:58,920 You're open to the public. 216 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:00,320 I ain't gonna be messing, I'll play one game 217 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:03,720 just to prove that you and Jake can't beat me and JJ. 218 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:05,040 Oh, man, we gotta do it. 219 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:07,680 Because what I'm saying is like, I'm not good, 220 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:10,280 but I can tell JJ's good at basketball. 221 00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:13,320 And then you're saying you gotta compete with JJ 222 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:14,360 and meet with Jake. 223 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:16,320 I mean, even if I'm not good, I'm gonna just bully, 224 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:17,160 you know what I'm saying? 225 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:18,400 Which I'm not, I'm not good, 226 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:21,320 but I know I'm better than Jake and Brandon. 227 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:22,160 Okay. 228 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:23,000 I know that. 229 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,440 You know what, challenge accepted. 230 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:27,480 Like Dom could just go stand somewhere. 231 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:29,400 And I got it. 232 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:31,240 I'll launch up a three. 233 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:32,240 You gotta shoot it like that. 234 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:34,240 We gotta add that to the Olympics, man. 235 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:36,360 Dom, please just shoot a half court shot. 236 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:38,560 Rain Man. 237 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:41,280 What, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar? 238 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:42,120 Hell yeah. 239 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:43,760 Hook shot from half, that's my move. 240 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:45,600 You could be like Charles Barkley, dude. 241 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:47,880 Yeah, I'm that, but I can't jump that. 242 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:49,680 Dude, I ran this. 243 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:54,320 I think if you look at that, it's like 10 yards max, 244 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:55,760 and I hurt my knee. 245 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,040 I was like walking up the stairs 246 00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:59,000 when we were going to what, Fat Sammy's or wherever 247 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,640 we're going the next day. 248 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:02,720 Man, my motherfucking knee was hurting. 249 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:03,560 Yeah. 250 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:04,640 I'm an old dude. 251 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:06,480 I can't be fucking around with you. 252 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:08,440 Going up Jake's steps to his apartment, I remember. 253 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:09,280 Oh yeah, that's right. 254 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:10,480 Man, my knee been bothering me. 255 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:12,440 That was about the third time you said it that day, 256 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:13,960 and I was like, oh shit, dude. 257 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:16,920 The VA is not gonna cover this if they see this video. 258 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:22,000 I'll be all right, I'm just exercising. 259 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:22,840 He's trying, dude. 260 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:25,040 They told me to get my big ass up. 261 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:27,720 They were like, you got eczema? 262 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:28,760 Have you tried losing weight? 263 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:31,480 I'm like, bitch, I don't think that's. 264 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:32,720 Are those things related? 265 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:33,800 I don't think so. 266 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:34,920 I was like, I don't think that. 267 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:38,760 Can I get cream? 268 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:42,200 Well, but yeah, so what we're gonna do, right? 269 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:43,040 Combine. 270 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:43,880 The combine. 271 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:44,720 The combine, dude. 272 00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:45,680 Average Olympics. 273 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:49,840 It's gonna be Dom, Syfy, Brandon, I'll be the judge. 274 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:51,680 I'll wear like pinstripes or whatever. 275 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:52,720 I'll be the judge. 276 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:56,840 It's vertical leap, it's 40 yard dash time. 277 00:07:56,840 --> 00:07:57,680 Absolutely. 278 00:07:57,680 --> 00:08:00,760 And bench press, reps of 225. 279 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:03,640 Yep, which I will, I mean, that's just easy for me. 280 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:06,520 Or we could do, honestly, to make it more fair, 281 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:08,040 which would make more sense, 282 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:09,840 is we could find a weight, 283 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:13,320 compared to your body weight. 284 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:14,160 Get the fuck out of here. 285 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,720 It's a combine. Proportional. 286 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:16,560 It's a combine. 287 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:18,960 Hell, y'all ain't sticking 300 pounds on my shit 288 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:21,080 and giving Brandon a. 289 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:25,280 You could do reps of 50% of your body weight. 290 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:26,520 You see what I'm saying? 291 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:29,560 Okay, I mean, either way, I'm gonna win. 292 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:30,400 They don't have a chance. 293 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:31,220 It'd make it more fair. 294 00:08:31,220 --> 00:08:32,060 Okay. 295 00:08:32,060 --> 00:08:33,360 I think Brandon's gonna win. 296 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:34,440 I really do. 297 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:35,280 I think he's gonna pull out. 298 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:36,820 You gonna win the whole thing? 299 00:08:36,820 --> 00:08:38,320 I think he's gonna win the bench press. 300 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:42,040 Do you, first of all, you are fucking crazy. 301 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:42,880 Look, I'm gonna be honest. 302 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:44,160 I just want a root for Brandon 303 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:47,040 so I can scream let's go Brandon in public, okay dude? 304 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:50,160 And it'll be a safe space because it's a facade 305 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:51,360 for my true feelings. 306 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:53,640 I'm gonna be honest. 307 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:54,800 The other stuff I'm gonna get, 308 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:56,880 but weights I've never really fully mastered. 309 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:57,920 See, I told you. 310 00:08:57,920 --> 00:08:59,680 Like it's like, I can do it, 311 00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:01,760 but it's like, we'll see, like I might. 312 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:04,920 You might be able to beat me in this race, you know, 313 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:05,760 whenever you said. 314 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:06,600 I just lost a lot of confidence. 315 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:08,640 No, wait, hold on, wait, wait, hold on. 316 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:10,280 Hold on, no, I'm saying I could lift weights, 317 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:12,360 but I'm saying, I mean. 318 00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:14,600 What's the most weight you've ever bench pressed? 319 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:15,720 Probably around that. 320 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:18,360 Probably 225, something like that. 321 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:19,360 That's good. 322 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:21,280 Yeah, that's good. 323 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:22,320 So it's like I could do it, 324 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:24,520 but I used to be like, I used to be the guy I am. 325 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:26,160 I rather, because I used to be like, 326 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:27,600 remember after the spotting incident, 327 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:29,920 I had the wine, see, they kinda fucked with me after that 328 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:30,840 because I was like, bro, I don't know. 329 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:32,360 Can you tell the fans out there? 330 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:34,240 Okay, so I had a friend, I was at the YMCA, 331 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,560 this is my brother. 332 00:09:35,560 --> 00:09:38,080 We were lifting weights, and this is like, 333 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:41,080 just when I got to the age where I could 334 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:42,920 go into the gym by myself. 335 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:44,120 So I was in there, my friend's like, 336 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:46,120 man, I got your back, I'll spot you. 337 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:47,960 And then he didn't spot me. 338 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:49,480 This was the point where I'm struggling. 339 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:51,520 I'm like, bro, hey man, I need help. 340 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:52,360 I need help. 341 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:54,080 And then they just, guess what he did? 342 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:55,600 He walked off. 343 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:56,440 The fuck? 344 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:58,080 Like dude, he just, I was like, dude, 345 00:09:58,080 --> 00:10:00,080 I had to figure it out myself and my fat ass. 346 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:01,040 That's what I did. 347 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:04,400 And it's at the YMCA, ain't nobody helping my ass, so. 348 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:05,680 It was bullshit. 349 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:07,160 And then after that, I was like, you know what? 350 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:09,400 I just wanna use the mechanical machines now, man. 351 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:10,840 I don't know, man. 352 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:11,680 It's a mechanical machine. 353 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:14,240 No, fuck, give me the ones where the robot holds the shit, 354 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:15,600 man, I don't know about people. 355 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:16,800 They got robots in your gym? 356 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:19,400 No, those things where you can put it up to like 200, 357 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:21,840 300 pounds or something and do it like that with the machine. 358 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:23,320 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 359 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:24,720 The machine? 360 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:26,880 Yeah, or whatever that is. 361 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:27,920 You said robot. 362 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:29,760 Yeah, like the high-robot machine, dude. 363 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:31,680 High-robot machine. 364 00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:33,480 It's not a robot machine. 365 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:35,040 Okay, a workout machine. 366 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:35,880 Yeah, yeah. 367 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:37,440 Workout machine, ooh, ha, ooh. 368 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:38,880 Yeah, I know what he's talking about. 369 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:39,800 Yeah, yeah. 370 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:41,360 I don't remember what they're called. 371 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:42,640 Push press. 372 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:44,520 No, dude, it's like a fancy machine 373 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:45,360 you get installed in your house. 374 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:46,440 Smith machine? 375 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:48,280 No, man, it's like an electronic one. 376 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:50,600 It's like the Peloton of weightlifting, basically. 377 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:51,840 Oh, so it might be a robot. 378 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:52,680 I don't know what the hell you're talking about. 379 00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:53,840 Look it up, look it up. 380 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:57,920 It's like, it uses, LeBron James did a commercial for him, 381 00:10:57,920 --> 00:10:58,800 I think. 382 00:10:58,800 --> 00:10:59,840 It's just like this little bar, 383 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:00,960 you can do a whole bunch of exercise. 384 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:01,800 Maybe I'm wrong, maybe you're wrong. 385 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:03,800 It's like cables in the wall. 386 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:05,240 I know exactly what you're talking about. 387 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:06,080 Let me search it. 388 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:07,760 It's like resistance or something. 389 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:09,000 Bow flex? 390 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,200 No, man, this is. 391 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:11,840 I know exactly where it is. 392 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:12,920 It's the, uh. 393 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:14,000 Where is it, man? 394 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,080 Tonal, yes, tonal. 395 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:16,280 Yeah, the tonal right here with this. 396 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:17,600 Yes, there he is. 397 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:18,440 Yeah. 398 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:20,600 Okay. 399 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:23,000 That's just a picture of Brandon at his gym, dude. 400 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:23,840 Oh, yeah. 401 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:24,680 Yeah. 402 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:28,160 You don't gotta save it no more. 403 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:29,080 We're a screen record. 404 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:30,200 Okay. 405 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:31,920 They can see everything you're doing. 406 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:33,280 Oh, all right. 407 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:34,920 Why is he saving all these pictures 408 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:37,000 of shirtless LeBron James? 409 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,840 Oh, okay, so it's just like the cords. 410 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:41,680 Yeah. 411 00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:42,520 The cables. 412 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:45,200 Yeah, and then they tell you what to do or whatever. 413 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:46,040 Yeah. 414 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:49,640 In the screen, and then you gotta pay like $8,000 for that. 415 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:50,920 Oh, shit. 416 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:52,640 Go to the fucking gym. 417 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:53,480 You know what I mean? 418 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,800 If you're doing this, it's just literally just cables. 419 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,280 I mean, shit, if you got the money, 420 00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:59,160 this is a better purchase than like, 421 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,760 I don't know, anything else. 422 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:03,000 Bottle service? 423 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,160 Yeah, this is a better, yes, Dom, 424 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:06,640 I know this is a shock to you, 425 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:08,880 but there are better things in life than alcohol 426 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:10,840 that you can buy with money. 427 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:11,800 I know that. 428 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:13,480 I know that. 429 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:16,320 Fuck this guy. 430 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:18,800 Yeah. 431 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:23,320 He's like, Brandon's like, weed. 432 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:24,160 Yeah. 433 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:26,440 That's exactly what I was going to do. 434 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:27,600 You can buy that. 435 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:28,600 Yeah, you can. 436 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:29,440 Would you rather- 437 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:30,280 But you shouldn't. 438 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:31,120 No. 439 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:31,960 It's illegal. 440 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,400 Unless you go to the shop. 441 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:34,480 Cannonball and mercantile. 442 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:35,640 Hey. 443 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:36,480 Hold up. 444 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:38,520 We're talking to you, Alex. 445 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:42,000 Fuck is wrong with you, Alex Z. 446 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,760 Our boy, Alex is a good time. 447 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:47,600 He's all right. 448 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:48,560 Yeah, he's all right. 449 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,000 Why do I see, I always do this 450 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,680 where I end up dissing people on accident 451 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:53,560 on the podcast for no reason. 452 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:55,400 I love Alex, dude, he's the man. 453 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,880 Alex is the dude. 454 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:59,440 He's the reason why we have a good recording 455 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:01,800 of Brandon killing it the other night. 456 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:03,600 Oh, dude. 457 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:04,840 Brandon, you got that on your phone, don't you? 458 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:05,680 Yes, I do, man. 459 00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:07,320 We'll have to insert that video. 460 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:10,680 How many people were lonely as kids? 461 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:11,760 Nobody gets me? 462 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:13,960 Well, okay, I said thank you. 463 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:14,800 Thank you. 464 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:17,200 How many people were so lonely 465 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:19,920 that you had an imaginary friend with benefits? 466 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:22,760 I did. 467 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,640 I remember I used to watch this show called, 468 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:26,480 what was it called? 469 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:28,520 My Babysitter's a Vampire. 470 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:31,320 And I loved it because the vampire, 471 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:32,960 you know, they're like teenagers and I'm a kid. 472 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:35,280 I'm like, man, I wish I had one of them vampires. 473 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:37,000 And they would turn invisible. 474 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,560 And when they turned invisible, 475 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:39,720 I was thinking about the Bible. 476 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:41,280 I remember in the Bible, they were like, 477 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:43,640 to see something or to believe, 478 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:45,440 you don't have to see it. 479 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:47,360 And I was like, that's exactly what I'm gonna do 480 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,840 with these ghost girls, right? 481 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:53,840 So I used my imagination 482 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:56,360 and pretended that I stole Casper's bitch. 483 00:13:56,360 --> 00:14:01,360 And then like, when we had to last two weeks 484 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:08,360 until she ghosted me, then we said fuck it. 485 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:10,160 Fuck that shit. 486 00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:15,160 And Brandon absolutely fucking murdered. 487 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:16,560 Man, I appreciate it, man. 488 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:17,400 Killed. 489 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:18,560 Killed. 490 00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:21,200 He hid all his jokes perfectly. 491 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:23,720 The pauses, the words you usually mess up on, 492 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:25,160 you spank them motherfuckers. 493 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:26,920 I see you out there feeling yourself too. 494 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:27,760 You like, ah. 495 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:30,160 I was, and the whole time I was literally thinking about 496 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:33,680 like, y'all saying this, hold it, hold it. 497 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:35,640 And I was like, okay, let's go and hold it. 498 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:36,480 Hell yeah, you let them catch up to you. 499 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:38,120 It all came together, dude. 500 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:39,120 It all came together. 501 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:40,600 And I love when he got off stage, 502 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:41,680 he was sweating so much, 503 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:43,960 Athena just incidentally ran up with a napkin 504 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:45,960 and was like, got in his head. 505 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:47,840 It was like a whole NASCAR pit cruiser. 506 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,720 Like fucking Rocky or some shit. 507 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:52,120 Like an F1 system going on. 508 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:53,400 Oh hell yeah. 509 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:55,640 By the way, rest in peace, Apollo Creed. 510 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:56,480 Rest in peace. 511 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:57,320 By your head. 512 00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:58,160 Carl Weathers. 513 00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:59,000 By your head. 514 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,080 I'm not gonna lie to you, when I first read Carl Weathers, 515 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:03,800 I thought it was the guy that went like this at the Olympics, 516 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:05,160 but that was Carl Lewis. 517 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:06,200 Yeah. 518 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:07,040 So that was fucked. 519 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,640 He's been dead for a minute. 520 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,840 You know, but his spirit lives on, dude. 521 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:13,280 He might not even be dead, I don't even know, let's see. 522 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:16,480 Let me see Apollo first, just in case nobody knows. 523 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:17,320 Okay, well this is. 524 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:19,080 All right, now you said who? 525 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:19,920 Carl Lewis. 526 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,200 Carl Lewis. 527 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:22,480 Sprinter? 528 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:23,320 He was a runner? 529 00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:24,160 Yeah, mm-hmm. 530 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:25,600 He was the, yeah. 531 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:28,040 Sprinter. 532 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,920 It's L-E-W-I-N-S. 533 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:33,080 Oh, there he is. 534 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:35,680 Hell yeah, man. 535 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:37,480 Yeah, he should still be alive, let me see. 536 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:40,920 Yeah, he's here. 537 00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:41,760 He's here. 538 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:43,040 Yeah, he's still. 539 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:43,880 He's alive. 540 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:45,600 He's still kicking. 541 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,480 Damn, that wasn't even that long ago. 542 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,080 No. 543 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:51,320 I thought you talking about somebody from like the 40s 544 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:52,160 when you said that. 545 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,400 I ain't gonna lie, I thought it was too. 546 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:56,000 I guess because the pitch is always in black and white. 547 00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:57,760 All right. 548 00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:00,440 Yeah, that looks more like 80s and 90s right there. 549 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:02,120 Yeah, that's pretty recent, dude. 550 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:04,480 Yeah, that's not that. 551 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,240 I thought you talking about Jesse Owens era. 552 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:08,000 I was like, bruh, that. 553 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,320 Well, that was like Nazis, that was like the 30s. 554 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:11,160 Yeah. 555 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:13,760 He ran with like different shoes on his feet 556 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:15,480 in the Olympics. 557 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:16,920 I don't even know, dude. 558 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:18,760 Didn't he like borrow somebody's shoe? 559 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,080 I don't know about that, let me see. 560 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,480 Here at Clown College, we have a deep understanding 561 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:23,320 of black history. 562 00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:24,240 Did Jesse Owens borrow? 563 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:25,080 We just said. 564 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:25,920 For Black History Month. 565 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:28,120 We just said Carl Lewis was dead, well I did. 566 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,480 You said Carl Lewis was dead, 567 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:31,040 I thought he was somebody else. 568 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:33,640 Somebody wore some shoes or something. 569 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:35,280 Let's see, did he borrow shoes? 570 00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:37,960 Go to all. 571 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:38,840 Okay, let's see. 572 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:42,160 Who gave Jesse Owens shoes? 573 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:43,440 Das, okay. 574 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:44,280 What does it say? 575 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:47,000 It says Dasler found his way to meeting Owens. 576 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:47,840 Did he wear a German shoe? 577 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,760 And wordlessly offered his shoes to the American star. 578 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:55,560 Okay, so his name was, so it was Dasler Footwear. 579 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:58,120 Let's see what Dasler Footwear looks like. 580 00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:59,800 It was a German shoe. 581 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:02,080 So he beat Hitler wearing a German made shoe. 582 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:02,920 Hell yeah. 583 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:03,880 It's pretty fucking funny. 584 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:04,720 Hell yeah, fuck them up. 585 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:05,560 Pretty sick, dude. 586 00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:06,640 Let's see. 587 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:10,320 Adolf Dasler. 588 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:11,960 Unfortunate at best, dude. 589 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,680 Hopefully just a coincidence. 590 00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:19,760 Kyle looks like Cal Calaway, I'm gonna be honest. 591 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:20,600 Look like who? 592 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:21,420 Cal Calaway. 593 00:17:21,420 --> 00:17:22,260 I don't know who that is. 594 00:17:22,260 --> 00:17:23,760 Nobody knows Cal Calaway? 595 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:25,200 That's my guy, man. 596 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:26,200 Cal Calaway? 597 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:28,460 Cal Calaway, like he did Heidi Heidihoe. 598 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:31,240 It's a black and white picture, dude. 599 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:32,360 Hold on, let me show you, man. 600 00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:34,200 But let me show you the young him. 601 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,880 Let me show you, let me show you the young him. 602 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:36,720 No, dude. 603 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:38,560 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 604 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:40,560 It's a black guy and the dude's white. 605 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,800 Hold on, I'm talking about this one right here specifically. 606 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:44,680 He's black? 607 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:45,520 Yeah. 608 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:47,400 No, no, look at, he does look like that guy. 609 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,240 Go back. 610 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:49,680 Let me go back. 611 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:52,520 Oh, you should do it a different tab so you can. 612 00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:53,360 Yeah. 613 00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:55,320 Oh, okay, and then you see this. 614 00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:56,760 Damn, he does look just like him. 615 00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:57,600 Now go to a different tab. 616 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:58,560 They have the same cut, dude. 617 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,840 Hold on, yeah, let me add, let me add it. 618 00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:04,920 Cal Calaway, real young. 619 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:06,720 I literally got this dude's poster. 620 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:09,920 What was this guy doing? 621 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:10,760 What did he do? 622 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:11,960 Oh, he did jazz. 623 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:15,080 He did, he was one of the first people to do Reaper songs 624 00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:16,800 and stuff about weed and stuff. 625 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:17,640 He was really cool. 626 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,080 Oh, shit. 627 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:20,200 Damn, we are learning something. 628 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,040 What's he doing? 629 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:22,360 He was like the one to do that. 630 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:23,200 Let's go, Brandon. 631 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,040 Hell yeah, there you go. 632 00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:26,000 Teach us black history, dude. 633 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,920 And he was one of the people that had the, 634 00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:31,000 what is it, the zoot suits. 635 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:31,840 Zoot suits. 636 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:32,840 Really popular. 637 00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:33,920 You know zoot suits? 638 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:35,680 Is that a song? 639 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:38,520 No, that's the outfit, the zoot suits. 640 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:39,440 I don't know a zoot suit. 641 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:42,080 Yeah, I wore one homecoming. 642 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,280 Let me search that. 643 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:48,400 It's a pinstripe suit with the long chain coming down. 644 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:50,280 You got the hat with the cane. 645 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:51,680 That shit was hard. 646 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,160 Like how old gangsters used to wear. 647 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:54,000 Oh, shit, okay. 648 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,080 Let me see. 649 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:55,920 See, look at that. 650 00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:57,720 See, look, there you go right there. 651 00:18:58,880 --> 00:18:59,720 Oh, okay. 652 00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:02,160 The one right there, go to the middle, the white guy. 653 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:03,000 Does he look like Raiden or some moral type of guy? 654 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,400 And then over to the right one. 655 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,160 No, down, yeah, that one. 656 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:07,000 Oh, right here? 657 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:07,840 No. 658 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:09,400 You talking about that one, okay. 659 00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:11,960 That's literally. 660 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:12,800 It looks like the Hamburg look. 661 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:14,320 Dude, that's literally what I wore. 662 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,160 Oh wow, that's nice. 663 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:16,000 It's a good look. 664 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:16,840 That's a good hat. 665 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:18,080 Did you do the double chains? 666 00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:19,000 You know, had to. 667 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:19,840 Double chains, yeah. 668 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:20,760 Had to have the whole thing. 669 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,720 I took them off before the night was over 670 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:23,840 because fuck that. 671 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:25,040 But. 672 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,440 Do you have those shoes? 673 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:27,480 I believe I did. 674 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:30,080 Because you rent a tuxedo or whatever. 675 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:31,360 And that was one of the options. 676 00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:34,080 And I was like, I think it was that exact same picture. 677 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:35,800 This was one of the options? 678 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:36,640 Yeah. 679 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:38,400 People wore this to prom and shit? 680 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:39,240 Yeah. 681 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:40,080 That's nice. 682 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:40,920 Oh, I did. 683 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:41,760 Whoa. 684 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:42,600 That's. 685 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:45,520 I mean, you go there and they had these options 686 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:47,200 to rent a tuxedo. 687 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,680 And I was like, this one looks the coolest. 688 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:50,520 Clearly. 689 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:52,120 That looks like you could buy that at Party City, 690 00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:55,880 but it would cost $500 to get all the accessories and shit. 691 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:57,240 Yeah. 692 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:58,600 That looks terrible. 693 00:19:58,600 --> 00:19:59,440 What? 694 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,880 There's no way anybody has ever looked cool in that. 695 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:02,720 Hold on. 696 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:03,560 Are you crazy? 697 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:04,400 There's been somebody. 698 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:05,440 In that, dude? 699 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:06,520 Hold up. 700 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:07,360 Nobody. 701 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:08,480 Man, it's been my guy. 702 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:10,720 Fuck you. 703 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:11,560 Okay, dude. 704 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:12,560 What the fuck? 705 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:17,120 That is not helping you, Kade. 706 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:18,560 I wouldn't say he looks cool. 707 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:21,280 Hey, if you don't think that looks cool. 708 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:22,120 That's cool. 709 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,600 Look at all those fucking guns. 710 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:24,840 Yeah, that's a lot. 711 00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:26,160 You see that, that's danger. 712 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:27,240 You're like, fuck. 713 00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:28,240 I fucked up. 714 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:31,600 Hell yeah. 715 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:35,720 Well, I guess the 20s for you is like the 50s for me, 716 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:37,600 and I think that's cool. 717 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:39,680 I mean, I think the 20s is dope as hell. 718 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:41,520 Yeah, got me. 719 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:42,840 I like the 20s. 720 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:44,600 Is it technically, god damn. 721 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:45,680 No, there's no way. 722 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:48,240 He's in denial, dude. 723 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:49,520 Probably 30s. 724 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:50,360 That better. 725 00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:53,440 It'd be like, yeah, like 34 or something like that. 726 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:54,280 We're back, why? 727 00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:55,120 34 is your 50. 728 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:56,240 I should stop going back to numbers 729 00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:58,720 because we're never good at the numbers. 730 00:20:58,720 --> 00:20:59,640 Yeah. 731 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:01,360 Yeah, that's right. 732 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:04,560 My 1934 was your 1950. 733 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:05,800 Wow. 734 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:06,640 Jesus. 735 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,800 I don't like how that sounds. 736 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,080 I don't like how that sounds at all. 737 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:12,840 Yeah, there was nothing good going on back then, man. 738 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:15,800 I mean, no. 739 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:16,880 I mean, no. 740 00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:18,920 I mean, no. 741 00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:21,160 Vehicles, I mean, vehicle started. 742 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:22,800 There we go, vehicle started. 743 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:26,160 Man, this shit was changing. 744 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,000 I don't know, man. 745 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:27,840 That's it, yeah. 746 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,640 Did we start flying planes yet? 747 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:31,760 Yeah, of course, bro. 748 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:32,600 You remember the Wright brothers? 749 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:33,680 By 1919, right? 750 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:35,680 No, you said 1903. 751 00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:36,520 1903. 752 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:37,360 Oh shit. 753 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:38,200 Oh shit. 754 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:39,040 He's good with dates. 755 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:39,880 Wright brothers. 756 00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:40,720 Extremely good. 757 00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:41,560 You said what? 758 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:42,400 Is it 1903? 759 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,800 It was 1903 and 1902. 760 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:45,920 One of those years. 761 00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:47,680 I mean, let's find out. 762 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:48,760 You have a computer. 763 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:51,720 Okay, when? 764 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:54,960 1903. 765 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:56,640 Platt Amendment. 766 00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:57,480 What? 767 00:21:57,480 --> 00:22:00,600 United States has the right to intervene in Cuban affairs. 768 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,800 That's how we got Guantanamo Bay as well. 769 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:04,040 1903? 770 00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:04,880 That boy. 771 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:05,720 That's crazy, man. 772 00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:08,160 Kitty Hawk, North Carolina, dude. 773 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:10,040 First flight. 774 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:12,080 Oh shit, that's where they went for JROTC. 775 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:14,480 They used to go to Kitty Hawk. 776 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:15,320 They'd be like, yeah, 777 00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:17,720 because it was an Air Force one for them. 778 00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:18,600 That makes sense. 779 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:19,440 Yeah. 780 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:20,280 That tracks. 781 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:21,120 Yeah, they'd go a little, 782 00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:22,600 what was it like? 783 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:23,560 I forgot. 784 00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:26,080 Because I never went, I never got to go. 785 00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:28,160 I was busy because I had something to do. 786 00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:30,880 Like wrestling, I don't know. 787 00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:32,200 I forgot. 788 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,080 I was a busy man back then. 789 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:35,240 Shit happens, bro. 790 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:36,080 Yeah. 791 00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:36,900 How old were you? 792 00:22:36,900 --> 00:22:37,740 What year was it? 793 00:22:37,740 --> 00:22:39,000 Was Madagascar 2 out yet? 794 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:39,840 No, no, no, no, no, no. 795 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:40,840 It was way past that. 796 00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:41,720 This is in high school. 797 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,080 Okay, so what movie came out? 798 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:43,920 Yeah. 799 00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:44,760 Fuck, hold on. 800 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,320 Maybe Central Intelligence. 801 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:47,160 Maybe. 802 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:48,600 Maybe. 803 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:51,400 Because that was 2017, I think. 804 00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:52,240 2016. 805 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:53,200 That was 2016? 806 00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:54,040 Yeah. 807 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,040 Okay, man, that's too far back. 808 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:55,960 Do you know that? 809 00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:56,800 I don't know. 810 00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:57,800 And we gotta go up a little bit further 811 00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:59,560 than around 2019. 812 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:01,880 What came out in 2019? 813 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,760 Movies from 2019. 814 00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:05,200 Avengers Endgame. 815 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:06,040 Oh. 816 00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:06,880 That came out in 2019. 817 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:07,720 I never saw that. 818 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:08,560 What? 819 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:10,920 Are you serious? 820 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:11,760 No, I'm serious. 821 00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:12,800 It's just the biggest movie 822 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:15,520 that ever came out in the history of mankind. 823 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:16,800 So you don't watch the Marvel movies? 824 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:18,160 No, I love Marvel, man. 825 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:20,680 Deadpool, my fucking favorite, man. 826 00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:22,840 Oh, so you like the Sony ones. 827 00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:24,640 Yeah, well, I mean, if we had to be honest, 828 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,640 yeah, because I fucking love Spon- 829 00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:27,720 Spider-Man. 830 00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:28,560 My bad. 831 00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:29,400 Spider-Man 2. 832 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:30,680 But Spider-Man's also in the Marvel. 833 00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:32,240 I know he's also in Sony, though, 834 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:33,960 because I know he's Sony. 835 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:36,600 I love Venom, so yeah, I guess I would be more Sony. 836 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:39,640 But with Marvel, I love the Avengers, 837 00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:42,120 but dude, it's just too long, man. 838 00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:42,960 How long was it? 839 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,480 It took two and a half or three hours. 840 00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:45,800 It's like packed with action, too. 841 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:48,240 But it's the biggest movie ever made. 842 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:49,080 Okay. 843 00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:50,720 Like, have you seen the Infinity War? 844 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:51,560 Infinity War? 845 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:52,400 Infinity War. 846 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,120 I've seen most of it. 847 00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:55,720 I've seen most. 848 00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:57,040 I blitz blowin' my mind. 849 00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:58,400 I saw it like five times. 850 00:23:58,400 --> 00:23:59,280 Yeah. 851 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,560 The most recent one I fully watched 852 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:05,160 in the Avengers series would be Civil War. 853 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:06,000 Damn. 854 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:06,840 Yeah. 855 00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:07,680 What year did that come out? 856 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,120 2016. 857 00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:09,960 That is true. 858 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,240 Yeah, 2016, because I remember when that came out, 859 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:13,720 I was obsessed with the Black Panther. 860 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:15,000 I was like, that dude is fuckin' dope. 861 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,560 That was also 2016. 862 00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:17,880 Hell fuckin' yeah. 863 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:18,720 Right, because it came out shortly. 864 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:19,920 No, it was 2018. 865 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:22,280 No, wait, hold on, maybe that was. 866 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:23,120 I couldn't tell you. 867 00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:23,960 Shit. 868 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:25,400 We gone, somebody gonna be like, hey man. 869 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,200 2018 final answer, dude. 870 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:31,880 2018, ooh, 18, shit, yeah, there you go. 871 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:32,720 2018. 872 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:33,800 Rest in peace, Shadwick Boseman. 873 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:34,640 Rest in peace, man. 874 00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:35,920 All right, P. 875 00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:36,760 Man. 876 00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:40,160 I shoulda gave somebody the Black Panther. 877 00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:43,920 Have you ever watched any of the Marvel porn videos? 878 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:47,520 Yeah, you talkin' about, yes, okay, yes. 879 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:48,360 Yes, I have. 880 00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:49,200 Which one? 881 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:50,040 What superhero was it? 882 00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:50,880 Why'd he do it like that? 883 00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:52,560 Man, okay, so we got into this. 884 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:55,360 Well, you know, back in the day, man, I was Avengers, man. 885 00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:57,160 I was like, man, super, that was cool shit. 886 00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:58,680 So, let's see. 887 00:24:58,680 --> 00:24:59,640 Elastigirl. 888 00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:01,400 Yeah. 889 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:02,240 She's not an Avenger. 890 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:03,560 Okay, fine, not Avengers. 891 00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:04,400 Hold up, hold up, blank widow. 892 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:05,240 She's full of complete. 893 00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,800 Black widow, black widow. 894 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:10,680 I mean, Scarlet Witch, Ms. Marvel. 895 00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:12,400 Uh-huh. 896 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:13,240 Okay. 897 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:14,080 And you watch all those? 898 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:16,040 Yes, at one point, yes. 899 00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:16,880 Yes, at one point. 900 00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:17,720 At one point, yes. 901 00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:18,560 At one point? 902 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:19,380 At one point. 903 00:25:19,380 --> 00:25:20,680 In the same scene? 904 00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:22,720 Oh, no, it was different. 905 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:23,540 Okay. 906 00:25:23,540 --> 00:25:24,380 Different. 907 00:25:24,380 --> 00:25:26,280 And who were they doin' it with? 908 00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:27,280 Was it other superheroes? 909 00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:28,120 Yeah. 910 00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:28,960 Or just like a random guy? 911 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:30,760 Oh, no, it would usually be themselves 912 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:33,240 because I was like, nah, nah, nah, nah. 913 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,080 Oh. 914 00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,280 Oh, you just sayin' nudes of cartoons. 915 00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:38,040 Yeah, it would just, no, it'd be like themselves 916 00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:39,000 doin' stuff, cause now I'd be like, 917 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,160 what the fuck, the Hulk, man, 918 00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:42,160 you fuckin' up the shit now, man. 919 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:43,440 The fuck you doin' in the camera, man? 920 00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:44,280 Get out, get out. 921 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:45,360 Oh, you sayin' when the Hulk came out. 922 00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:47,080 I was talkin' about somebody come in here, yeah, 923 00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:48,280 somebody come in here and get in there, 924 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:51,440 I'm like, okay, this is weird, this is more realistic shit. 925 00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:53,680 This is a guy painted green. 926 00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:54,520 Cause I'm like, dude. 927 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:55,360 What the fuck is going on here? 928 00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:57,520 Dude, I could do this, you could do that in real life, 929 00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:58,640 just place it like, hey, there you go, 930 00:25:58,640 --> 00:25:59,800 do your shit in front of you. 931 00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:01,040 Like, no, man. 932 00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:02,720 No. 933 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:04,760 Hold on. 934 00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:06,680 I tuned out for a second. 935 00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:08,840 Yeah, cause when I called back up, 936 00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:09,680 what you sayin' people? 937 00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:11,080 You know what I was sayin' with, 938 00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:13,080 I was like, man, I bet you good money, 939 00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:14,520 that's like somebody bein' like, man, 940 00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:15,360 I wish I had that person, 941 00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:17,800 then they go see somebody like havin' sex or somethin', 942 00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:19,280 and they be like, man, I'll pay ya, 943 00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:20,880 and then they do that weird shit. 944 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,400 I'm like, that's what that's like, 945 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,960 I don't know, I just don't want nobody there. 946 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:30,280 It's just, yeah, like no third, we don't know, man. 947 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:33,720 No, what is that, trio, just double. 948 00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:36,600 He has morals, is what he's sayin'. 949 00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:39,160 So you are talkin' about them fuckin' somebody. 950 00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:40,480 Yeah, I wouldn't watch that, 951 00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:42,840 like I wouldn't wanna watch that. 952 00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:44,280 So what does the trio come in as? 953 00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:46,200 I was sayin' there's no trio, like no three, 954 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:50,440 like I would be like, so it's called my imagination. 955 00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:52,840 Yeah, yeah, I'm tryin' to understand what you sayin'. 956 00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:55,280 And then let's say Ms. Marvel would be there. 957 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,520 What would throw me off is if Sora came in there like, 958 00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:00,320 hey man, now I'm like, aw hell nah, man. 959 00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:02,120 Now what the fuck, this dude, Sora's Hammer, 960 00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:04,680 he the God of War, I'm just a normal dude 961 00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:07,320 with that Publix in middle school, come on, man. 962 00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:08,160 The fuck? 963 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:12,600 Now I gotta compete with the fuckin' God of War? 964 00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:14,720 I was just a normal dude that was at Publix 965 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:15,840 in middle school. 966 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,440 I like that shit, man. 967 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,400 What I'm sayin' is I gotta compete enough, 968 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,320 and then when I was younger, I would get on there 969 00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:29,280 and I'd be like, okay, this dude, the fuck, come on, man. 970 00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:30,120 Oh my God. 971 00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:32,640 God, man, thank you, brother. 972 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:34,800 I'm a rapper, thank you. 973 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,880 Thank you for your service. 974 00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:41,520 Basically, I would be like, this dude's stealin' my thunder. 975 00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:42,360 Yeah. 976 00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:44,360 Get him, get him. 977 00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:45,200 Get him, get him. 978 00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:46,020 All right. 979 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,520 Oh shit. 980 00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:52,640 That's good stuff, yeah, that's just. 981 00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:55,600 What time are we at? 982 00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:57,160 It is 26 minutes. 983 00:27:57,160 --> 00:28:00,320 All right, let's pull up the other clip that we got. 984 00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:01,360 Okay. 985 00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:04,640 Yeah, this is our promo video for the other guy 986 00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:06,720 participating in the combine. 987 00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:09,840 Highlight his vertical leap skills. 988 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:15,600 Oh my God. 989 00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:19,680 Hey, come on. 990 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:24,680 Hey, play that again. 991 00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:27,200 All right, let me re-do that. 992 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:30,920 That's fine, hold on, hold on, let me go back. 993 00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:31,760 Hey. 994 00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:34,960 Keep on going, just scroll through it. 995 00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:36,400 Let's get some steal shots of here. 996 00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:37,280 Look at this. 997 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:38,240 All right, look. 998 00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:40,200 Go up a little bit more, keep on going a little bit more. 999 00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:41,400 No, I wanna see him. 1000 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:42,760 Like when he was up in the air. 1001 00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:44,440 Like right here, look. 1002 00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:45,680 Look, he's all the way down. 1003 00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,920 And he's giving it everything he got right there. 1004 00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:49,120 He looks so angular. 1005 00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:50,080 Look at that. 1006 00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:53,040 You would think he would explode and get it, 1007 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:53,880 you know what I'm saying? 1008 00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:55,720 At least some type of vertical. 1009 00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:56,560 Let's see it. 1010 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:57,380 Yeah, let's see the result. 1011 00:28:57,380 --> 00:28:58,220 You ready? 1012 00:28:58,220 --> 00:28:59,040 Yeah. 1013 00:28:59,040 --> 00:28:59,880 Oh! 1014 00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:00,720 Oh! 1015 00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:02,160 Oh! 1016 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:03,480 He slightly moaned. 1017 00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:06,840 Hey, keep over watching. 1018 00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:11,840 You can put that on there. 1019 00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:12,680 This is good. 1020 00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:15,320 You don't wanna see that one again? 1021 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:17,440 Brandon running away from the explosion. 1022 00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:18,280 Yeah, yeah. 1023 00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:20,120 And knocked him off his feet. 1024 00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:20,960 That's why. 1025 00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:25,040 Dude, that's what we should do, collide it all together. 1026 00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:26,760 While that's going off, I'm running. 1027 00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:29,040 Oh, I can do that right there. 1028 00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:29,880 Oh yeah. 1029 00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:32,080 Fuck yeah. 1030 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:32,920 Oh my God. 1031 00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:34,480 No, thank you for whoever made that. 1032 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:35,320 I'm not gonna say it was it. 1033 00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:36,880 You were a vain anonymous. 1034 00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:39,760 You were a vain anonymous. 1035 00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:41,320 It was a Clem College production. 1036 00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:42,600 It was a little bit of everybody. 1037 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:43,680 Yeah. 1038 00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:45,080 The best of both worlds. 1039 00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:48,360 And you just, that the fuck. 1040 00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:49,200 And. 1041 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:51,960 Oh God. 1042 00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:53,680 You guys are fucking nuts, man. 1043 00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:56,200 Man, so how have y'all been? 1044 00:29:58,760 --> 00:29:59,800 I'm doing great, Brandon. 1045 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:00,640 Thank you for that. 1046 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:01,480 Oh yeah, man, hell yeah. 1047 00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:02,320 I'm good, man. 1048 00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:03,160 You doing good? 1049 00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:04,720 I'm good, man, I'm good. 1050 00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:05,560 Been doing good. 1051 00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:07,080 I had a party last night. 1052 00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:07,920 Oh! 1053 00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:09,480 Celebrating my girl's birthday. 1054 00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:10,320 Nice. 1055 00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:11,160 It was good. 1056 00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:12,920 So then they tried to get me, 1057 00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:15,040 we all tried to get drunk again. 1058 00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:16,720 Like same, all the middle-aged girls, 1059 00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:18,080 everybody was there, we were all drinking 1060 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:19,800 the mixed liquor and stuff, and I was trying. 1061 00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:21,840 Then I just got fucked up, my stomach was hurting. 1062 00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:24,120 I was like, this is good, but I feel like 1063 00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:27,160 a big ass grown sumo wrestler is punching me 1064 00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:28,440 in my gut or something. 1065 00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:29,480 It was horrible shit. 1066 00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:30,320 Bubble gut. 1067 00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:32,080 And then they were like, okay, take all this bread 1068 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,320 and stuff like that, and I was just dying. 1069 00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:37,400 Then I woke up and I was, oh my God. 1070 00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:40,080 So you think that was your first time getting drunk? 1071 00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:40,920 A little bit. 1072 00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:42,480 It was like a little bit. 1073 00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:44,680 Not really, but it was a little bit. 1074 00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:48,960 So you got sick, but you don't think you got drunk? 1075 00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:51,680 Not really, because it was like I didn't feel like nothing. 1076 00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:54,040 I just felt like my stomach was like, ugh, 1077 00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:56,440 this is a lot of intake, it's weird. 1078 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:57,280 What were you drinking? 1079 00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:58,360 This is a lot of liquid. 1080 00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:01,400 It was some, I don't know, some fruity stuff. 1081 00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:03,640 Say you can't mess with the fruit, dog. 1082 00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:05,600 Was it like liquor or was it? 1083 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:07,960 Yes, like that, and it was like 7-Up. 1084 00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:08,800 I'm like, I guess I'm 7-Up. 1085 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:09,840 Oh, that ain't bad. 1086 00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:10,680 Yeah, that's nice. 1087 00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:11,520 Liquor and 7-Up ain't bad. 1088 00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:13,520 Yeah, stuff like that. 1089 00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:16,120 My stomach was just like, this is a weird experience. 1090 00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:18,840 You was chugging that shit back though, weren't you? 1091 00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:19,800 You know how I drink. 1092 00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:21,600 Seeing this guy drink. 1093 00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:22,720 You know how I drink. 1094 00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:25,080 Yeah, what the fuck, what the hell? 1095 00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:26,440 What you doing, honey? 1096 00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:31,160 Hold on, let me rephrase. 1097 00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,280 We all know I am a fast drinker. 1098 00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:34,760 Like, man, you give me some chocolate milk or something. 1099 00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:35,720 Dude, they don't. 1100 00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:36,560 They have no blueberry. 1101 00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:38,240 Okay, well guess what, y'all. 1102 00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,000 It's a gift, and ever since I was a child, 1103 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,760 I was a very fast drinker. 1104 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:43,640 So you give me some chocolate milk, 1105 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:45,200 you give me some fruit punch, anything, 1106 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,560 I'll just be like, oh, it's gone already. 1107 00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:49,560 Shamrock shake, no chance. 1108 00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:50,560 It's fucked up shit. 1109 00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:51,400 Shout out to Jamer. 1110 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:52,240 Shout out to Shamrock Shake. 1111 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:53,080 Oh man, that's the best shit. 1112 00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:56,200 And it's out near my birthday, man, near March. 1113 00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,360 Yeah, March 22nd. 1114 00:31:58,360 --> 00:31:59,960 Big one. 1115 00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:00,800 Yep. 1116 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:01,640 Can't wait. 1117 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:03,200 I can't wait. 1118 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:04,880 Hell yeah. 1119 00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:06,560 All right, guys, this is a good one. 1120 00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:07,400 This is it. 1121 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:08,240 This is fun. 1122 00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:09,880 Oh, and can't wait for our guests. 1123 00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:11,720 The great Raina Cahill. 1124 00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:12,560 Hell yeah. 1125 00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:14,120 Maybe we'll have a skit in there. 1126 00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:15,440 I think we'll have that. 1127 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:16,280 We'll have a skit. 1128 00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:17,720 We'll have a skit in there for her. 1129 00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:19,880 So you know what a lot of people's favorite part is? 1130 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:21,080 We got some skits. 1131 00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:23,000 Oh man. 1132 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,120 Good reviews on that, Brandon. 1133 00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:24,960 Hit it with us, Brandon. 1134 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:26,240 Yeah, oh, that'll do. 1135 00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:28,120 Oh shit, we got some skits. 1136 00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:29,160 Yeah, there you go. 1137 00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:30,000 Look at that. 1138 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:30,840 Nice trick. 1139 00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:32,680 Say it and then do the applause after. 1140 00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:33,760 We got some skits. 1141 00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:34,600 Oh my God. 1142 00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:35,440 Yeah. 1143 00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:37,840 He does it the same every time. 1144 00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:39,480 Every time. 1145 00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:40,320 That's good. 1146 00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:41,480 All right. 1147 00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:42,720 That's like, that's like, 1148 00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:45,880 like the Chappelle show had a, 1149 00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:47,000 I'm rich, bitch. 1150 00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:49,000 We got some skits. 1151 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:50,760 Hell yeah. 1152 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:51,600 Hell yeah, I love it. 1153 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:52,440 All right, yeah. 1154 00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:53,880 We out. 1155 00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:55,400 We got some skits. 1156 00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:59,400 Have you ever met a guy who only spoke in Reddit posts? 1157 00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:02,800 A man so convinced by conspiracy theories 1158 00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:05,160 that he's lost touch with reality? 1159 00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:08,360 Well, here's Terry Thomas, the conspiracy theory uber. 1160 00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:10,400 Terry. 1161 00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:11,240 What's going on, brother? 1162 00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:12,080 How you doing? 1163 00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:13,880 I'm doing good, man. 1164 00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:15,280 How you doing, man? 1165 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:16,120 Doing good, man. 1166 00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:17,280 Where to, where to? 1167 00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:19,720 I was going to the airport. 1168 00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:21,520 Airport? 1169 00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:22,360 Yeah. 1170 00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:24,560 You at the airport? 1171 00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:26,080 What the fuck was that supposed to mean? 1172 00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:27,960 Where you headed to? 1173 00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:29,120 Going to Houston. 1174 00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:30,320 Houston, huh, yeah. 1175 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,640 Houston, we do have a problem. 1176 00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:36,800 That moon landing wasn't fucking real, am I right, man? 1177 00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:40,000 Can't believe people still believe in the moon, man. 1178 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,400 That's what Big Space wants you to think. 1179 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:44,960 So you don't think the moon was real at all? 1180 00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:48,000 The moon is a projection that the US government puts out. 1181 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,520 The moon wasn't always there. 1182 00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:51,600 That was just a false memory 1183 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:54,360 implanted into the minds of Americans. 1184 00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:56,240 It's not actually there. 1185 00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:00,640 So you're from around here? 1186 00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:02,000 Yeah, yeah. 1187 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,040 I'm trying to get off grid though. 1188 00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:05,000 Trying to get off grid, 1189 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,800 tired of paying these fucking taxes. 1190 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,800 Tired of doing all that shit, man. 1191 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,280 Yeah, yeah, yeah, taxes, they suck, they suck. 1192 00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:15,440 You know what they use your tax money for, right? 1193 00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:16,280 What's that? 1194 00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:19,000 They use it to indoctrinate children 1195 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,240 into certain ideologies. 1196 00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:23,440 They abuse animals as well. 1197 00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:25,160 Do all sorts of weird shit with it, man. 1198 00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:27,720 They got a $7 million annual study 1199 00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:30,160 teaching shrimps how to run on a treadmill. 1200 00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:33,600 $7 million, yours and me, well, I don't pay taxes, 1201 00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:36,960 but you're and mine hard-earned money. 1202 00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:38,560 For shrimp? 1203 00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:41,160 So what do you like to do for fun, man? 1204 00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:44,400 I like playing sports. 1205 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,840 Used to drink a lot of Gatorade while playing sports, 1206 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:48,560 but I don't fucking do that anymore, dude. 1207 00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:50,200 I gotta stop killing alligators 1208 00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:52,400 and make Gatorade before I buy it again. 1209 00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:56,240 And then prime, Logan Paul's a child molester. 1210 00:34:56,240 --> 00:34:59,840 I saw that on Reddit, so can't drink that anymore. 1211 00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:01,840 Can't drink water because they put fluoride 1212 00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:03,720 and the water lowers your IQ. 1213 00:35:03,720 --> 00:35:08,720 Look at the fucking studies, man, wake up. 1214 00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:10,320 Yeah. 1215 00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:11,760 You okay? 1216 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:12,800 I'm good, dude. 1217 00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:14,200 I'm good, I'm hip to the truth. 1218 00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:15,320 I'm woke, I'm woke. 1219 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:16,160 Okay, yeah. 1220 00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:17,000 I'm real woke. 1221 00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:19,280 Black power. 1222 00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:23,440 That's a statement for sure. 1223 00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:25,160 You don't like the blacks? 1224 00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:29,040 Well, you see, black people were made in the cave. 1225 00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:31,760 Have you heard of Dr. Umar Johnson? 1226 00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:34,960 Okay, so yeah, so yeah, love Dr. Umar. 1227 00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:37,760 I'm like a white Dr. Umar Johnson. 1228 00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:38,600 Okay. 1229 00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:43,640 So you're saying you don't like black people. 1230 00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:48,040 I believe that white people started Christianity 1231 00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:49,280 in Islam both. 1232 00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:52,760 Yeah. 1233 00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:56,240 So I think we're about to pull up to the airport, right? 1234 00:35:56,240 --> 00:35:58,760 Right, right, I fucking hear him taking off. 1235 00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:00,400 Where you said you're headed, Houston? 1236 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:01,720 Houston, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1237 00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:03,840 They got any big buildings in Houston? 1238 00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:04,680 A lot of them. 1239 00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:07,360 All right, I'll call ahead, give them a fair shake. 1240 00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:12,400 I appreciate you, man, rate me five stars. 1241 00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:15,800 Oh, all right, but you gonna let me, 1242 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,920 you gonna let, just hit me, you gonna let me know. 1243 00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:18,760 Yeah. 1244 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:19,600 Oh, fuck that. 1245 00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:20,440 You gonna let me know. 1246 00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:21,280 Oh, yeah. 1247 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:22,120 Okay. 1248 00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:22,960 I can't get out. 1249 00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,240 Terry Thomas, the conspiracy theory uber. 1250 00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:27,720 The conspiracy theory uber. 1251 00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:30,320 This week's featured comedian. 1252 00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:32,200 That's what I'm saying. 1253 00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:34,160 I'm in the market for a foot guy. 1254 00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:35,520 Toes and soles, guys. 1255 00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:37,440 I want someone to rub my feet. 1256 00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:41,320 Thank you, Avery. 1257 00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:42,160 Avery. 1258 00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:43,440 Oh, my God. 1259 00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:44,280 Firefix. 1260 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:45,360 Tits, tits. 1261 00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:46,760 That's perfect, he's already seen my tits. 1262 00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:48,160 This is great. 1263 00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:50,440 And my feet are busted as fuck. 1264 00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:53,760 Oh, my God. 1265 00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:56,920 Yeah, no, I'm just, I'm in between pedicures right now. 1266 00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:57,920 It's all over. 1267 00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:01,960 Comedy's not making all the money. 1268 00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:02,800 Okay. 1269 00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,920 I used to play sports, all right? 1270 00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:05,760 I'm out of shape. 1271 00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:06,600 You're a percussionist. 1272 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:07,440 That's even sadder. 1273 00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:08,600 You're a percussionist? 1274 00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:09,440 Yes. 1275 00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:10,480 Oh, my God. 1276 00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:11,320 Percussionist? 1277 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:14,320 Damn. 1278 00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:18,520 I do, I have, my mom used to say 1279 00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:20,960 I had the freaking build of a linebacker. 1280 00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:22,520 You had the build of a linebacker 1281 00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:23,880 from being a percussionist? 1282 00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:25,600 Yes, harnesses, bitch. 1283 00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:27,080 Choo-choo, choo-choo, choo-choo. 1284 00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:27,920 Cream up. 1285 00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:29,000 I can't even. 1286 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,240 I'm out of shape. 1287 00:37:31,240 --> 00:37:32,080 I'm out of shape. 1288 00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:34,200 I don't understand what my, you can't get out. 1289 00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:35,640 That felt good at all. 1290 00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:38,640 Anybody else play an instrument or something? 1291 00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:40,520 I don't know. 1292 00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:42,240 I can play an air banjo. 1293 00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:44,360 Sometimes I'll pussy whistles. 1294 00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:45,520 What we got, what's going on? 1295 00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:46,360 I don't know. 1296 00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:47,200 Equal play. 1297 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,240 Real quick question, who's driving? 1298 00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:50,760 Me, I'm driving too long. 1299 00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:55,480 You're holding together way better than Chad here. 1300 00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:56,400 We're in Athens. 1301 00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:59,440 Do you guys still call queer people homosexuals? 1302 00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,200 Some of us, okay, I see. 1303 00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:04,880 All right, cool, cool, cool. 1304 00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:06,480 Well, I'm homosexual. 1305 00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:11,640 Mostly. 1306 00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:16,280 I'm a lesbian with daddy issues. 1307 00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:18,840 Oh, it's right. 1308 00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:19,960 Kindred spirit. 1309 00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:21,160 Kindred spirit. 1310 00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:22,720 You married a guy named Chad. 1311 00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:24,200 We're not kindred spirit. 1312 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:26,680 We're not, no, we're not. 1313 00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:27,840 We're not, Chad. 1314 00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:28,680 We're not. 1315 00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:29,520 We're not. 1316 00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:30,360 We're not. 1317 00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:31,200 We're not. 1318 00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:32,040 We're not. 1319 00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:32,880 We're not. 1320 00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:33,720 Let's go, let's go. 1321 00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:35,440 Let's turn the sign on, man. 1322 00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:36,280 What sign? 1323 00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:37,680 They climb up shit. 1324 00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:38,520 Oh yeah. 1325 00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:40,600 It's unbelievable, dude. 1326 00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:44,400 Maybe y'all should make that part of your intro 1327 00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:45,840 as him turning the sign on. 1328 00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:46,680 Yeah. 1329 00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:47,760 Yeah. 1330 00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:51,200 That'll be funny. 1331 00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:52,440 Oh, that's so cute. 1332 00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:53,280 Oh. 1333 00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:54,120 Oh, man. 1334 00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:54,960 Oh, fuck. 1335 00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:59,200 It's got a cap on it. 1336 00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,280 A top. 1337 00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:01,120 A cap. 1338 00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:01,940 We all good, Brandon? 1339 00:39:01,940 --> 00:39:02,780 Hell yeah. 1340 00:39:02,780 --> 00:39:03,620 Hell yeah. 1341 00:39:03,620 --> 00:39:04,620 I can hear you. 1342 00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:12,520 So you ready? 1343 00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:13,360 Yeah. 1344 00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:15,640 We have a really special guest today, right? 1345 00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:17,080 Very special guest. 1346 00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:18,240 Yes, we do. 1347 00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:21,920 We have a true patriot, a veteran of this country. 1348 00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:23,000 Who? 1349 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:27,560 Eggtoss champion, epic comedy hour producer. 1350 00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:33,680 We got Raina Cahill today, guys. 1351 00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:34,520 Hey. 1352 00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:35,360 Hey. 1353 00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:36,200 Let me do it again. 1354 00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:39,080 I got you, my bad little girlie. 1355 00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:41,400 I don't know why I'm clapping for myself. 1356 00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:42,240 I'm like absolutely late. 1357 00:39:42,240 --> 00:39:43,080 It's contagious. 1358 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:44,520 Yeah. 1359 00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:45,480 How are you doing? 1360 00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:46,320 I'm doing great. 1361 00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:47,160 I'm doing great. 1362 00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:48,000 This is exciting. 1363 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,240 I was like, I hope they ask me to be on their podcast. 1364 00:39:50,240 --> 00:39:51,080 This is so cool. 1365 00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:54,320 Oh, you're hilarious. 1366 00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:56,080 I always love whenever you're there, 1367 00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:58,700 you have some crazy funny jokes. 1368 00:39:58,700 --> 00:40:02,360 If you guys are anywhere and you see Raina Cahill 1369 00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:04,080 on the flyer, go to the show. 1370 00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:04,920 I swear to God. 1371 00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:06,520 I do have a slight beef with you. 1372 00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:07,360 Yeah, yeah. 1373 00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:09,520 And I waited till the cameras were on to talk about this. 1374 00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:10,360 I can't wait. 1375 00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:15,360 My girlfriend likes you too much. 1376 00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:18,360 Like she mentions you in unusual amounts where I'm like, 1377 00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:22,120 okay, okay dude. 1378 00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:23,720 Honestly, I have that effect on women. 1379 00:40:23,720 --> 00:40:25,640 I don't know what to say. 1380 00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:26,480 They love you. 1381 00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:27,320 Can't relate, dude. 1382 00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:30,720 Yeah, everybody's like, my girlfriend loves you 1383 00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:33,640 and I'm like, I would love your girlfriend. 1384 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:35,440 Given the opportunity for sure. 1385 00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:36,280 No. 1386 00:40:37,620 --> 00:40:39,040 She's a guy friend. 1387 00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:41,240 Your girlfriend tells you not to worry about her. 1388 00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:43,800 That's me. 1389 00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:45,000 No. 1390 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,440 So how long have you been doing standup? 1391 00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:52,440 I have been doing standup since December 2019. 1392 00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:55,480 Does that even count? 1393 00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:57,200 It was right before the end of the world. 1394 00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:58,720 I don't know. 1395 00:40:58,720 --> 00:40:59,860 But yeah, so what was that? 1396 00:40:59,860 --> 00:41:01,120 Four year, what year are we in? 1397 00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:02,640 24? 1398 00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:05,360 So it'll be four years, five years 1399 00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:06,640 at the end of this year. 1400 00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:07,480 Hell yeah. 1401 00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:09,360 How was it doing standup? 1402 00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:12,000 Like starting standup when the pandemic was going on? 1403 00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:14,560 There's a lot of remote stuff. 1404 00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:16,040 So I got to do a lot of writing. 1405 00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:17,800 That was cool. 1406 00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:20,400 And then whenever things did start to open up, 1407 00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:24,280 you're wearing masks and stuff. 1408 00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:27,200 You're trying to protect yourselves and other people. 1409 00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:29,280 And it's funny because you're actually, 1410 00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:32,300 it was a cool time because you're having to overcompensate 1411 00:41:32,300 --> 00:41:34,420 for them not being able to see the most important part 1412 00:41:34,420 --> 00:41:36,680 of your face while you're performing. 1413 00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:38,960 So it's like, you're like, energy, right? 1414 00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:40,280 Like let me get their attention 1415 00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:42,240 because right now this is all they can see. 1416 00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:45,160 It's crazy. 1417 00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:47,440 But then things started to open up 1418 00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:52,440 and because so many people had changed their lives 1419 00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:54,440 after that happened, 1420 00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:56,860 a lot of opportunities were available to me. 1421 00:41:56,860 --> 00:41:59,620 Like a lot of people that had been in the scene 1422 00:41:59,620 --> 00:42:02,880 that had been grinding weren't in the scene anymore. 1423 00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:04,640 They had taken a break or they decided 1424 00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:06,400 to do something different with their lives. 1425 00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:08,800 Whatever, our lives all changed. 1426 00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:10,360 So it's like so much happened. 1427 00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:12,560 But I got a lot of opportunities 1428 00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:15,160 because it's like I was there. 1429 00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:17,500 Like I just so happened to come in to a time 1430 00:42:17,500 --> 00:42:19,760 whenever it wasn't super competitive. 1431 00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:21,680 So I was performing on, 1432 00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:25,000 I was getting show opportunities pretty early, 1433 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,600 maybe before I needed them. 1434 00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:29,400 But guess what? 1435 00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:30,800 Like I learned from those experiences 1436 00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,000 and I got to learn faster because of that. 1437 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:38,000 And then I got my open mics a couple years afterwards. 1438 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:43,000 I like inherited an open mic essentially kind of in a way. 1439 00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:45,600 That's what happened to JJ right here. 1440 00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:47,600 He's the same. 1441 00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:49,400 Yep, kind of. 1442 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:50,240 We'll see. 1443 00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:51,080 Yeah. 1444 00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:51,920 Yeah. 1445 00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:56,920 I think Shack Nasty's is a really cool bar though. 1446 00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:58,360 I like it. 1447 00:42:58,360 --> 00:42:59,200 It's a good venue. 1448 00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:01,760 And the owner likes comedy so it's nice. 1449 00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:02,600 Yeah. 1450 00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:03,440 It's nice. 1451 00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:04,880 It's fun, I like it. 1452 00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:06,920 But yeah, I don't know. 1453 00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:08,840 I would just say that it was nice 1454 00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:10,480 getting so many opportunities, 1455 00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:12,000 like not having any competition. 1456 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,840 Like thanks for like hanging back guys. 1457 00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:18,160 Give me a chance. 1458 00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:19,000 You know? 1459 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,360 You're hilarious. 1460 00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:22,400 See COVID wasn't all that bad. 1461 00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:29,840 No, it was really, I mean like I didn't really do a whole lot 1462 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:31,480 like in the year of 2020. 1463 00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:33,460 There was no traveling for sure. 1464 00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:36,720 But when you're brand new to comedy, 1465 00:43:36,720 --> 00:43:38,920 there's not a lot of traveling to do anyway. 1466 00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:40,560 You travel a lot though, right? 1467 00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:41,400 I do now. 1468 00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:44,320 I travel a good bit. 1469 00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:45,720 Been down in Austin? 1470 00:43:45,720 --> 00:43:47,800 I have been down to Austin, yes. 1471 00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:49,880 I went down there for. 1472 00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:53,480 I went back during the summertime like just last year 1473 00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:56,040 for a little over a week so we could stay on there 1474 00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:58,480 for two Mondays so we had two opportunities 1475 00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:00,000 to get on Kill Tony. 1476 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:00,880 Shout out. 1477 00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:03,920 Yeah, but none of us got picked so. 1478 00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:08,040 Two of the people that I went with actually got chosen 1479 00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:09,720 to do the mothership mic there though, 1480 00:44:09,720 --> 00:44:11,000 which was really cool. 1481 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:15,440 The mothership mic is a really cool mic. 1482 00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:16,480 But I had a lot of fun. 1483 00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:20,280 My favorite thing about Austin was there are so many mics 1484 00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:24,960 you can go to and like you can just kind of grind all night. 1485 00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:27,000 Also I didn't have to have a job while I was in Austin 1486 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,320 so I could just do comedy all day long. 1487 00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:30,600 That was really nice about Austin too. 1488 00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:35,600 But it was, my least favorite thing about Austin 1489 00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:40,200 was like I don't know if a single man there 1490 00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:41,480 has actually seen a vagina. 1491 00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:47,400 I think that one man in Austin, Texas has had sex before 1492 00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:49,320 and he just told everybody about it 1493 00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:51,280 and they're all making jokes about what they think 1494 00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:52,800 vagina is like. 1495 00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:53,640 That is what Austin. 1496 00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:54,560 You'll fit right in. 1497 00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:56,960 That is like what Austin, Texas is like. 1498 00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:59,000 They're like, oh, it smells like fish 1499 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,840 and sometimes it's scaly and I'm like, 1500 00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:03,080 what the fuck is wrong with you? 1501 00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:06,680 No, it shouldn't be. 1502 00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:11,080 Okay, so you said. 1503 00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:14,400 Sorry. 1504 00:45:15,240 --> 00:45:17,600 This is what we like here at Clint Eastwood. 1505 00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:19,160 That's what it's all about. 1506 00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:20,200 Scaly vagina. 1507 00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:21,040 Scaly vagina. 1508 00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:25,840 It's called dermatitis, okay. 1509 00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:30,840 That just makes me think of your fucking motorcycle dick 1510 00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:32,840 in a motorcycle accident. 1511 00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:36,800 Oh yeah, when a woman's pussy is so dry 1512 00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:39,400 it looks like your dick's been in a motorcycle accident. 1513 00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:43,120 Yeah, no, if it's that dry you should spit on it 1514 00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:43,960 or something. 1515 00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:45,880 You shouldn't just let that keep going. 1516 00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:48,040 You're just gonna keep going? 1517 00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:48,880 You're just gonna let that. 1518 00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:50,040 Yeah, you just gotta power through. 1519 00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:51,040 No. 1520 00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:54,720 No, if it starts squeaking, 1521 00:45:54,720 --> 00:45:56,600 you should definitely do so. 1522 00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:58,840 Also, are you not even pre-coming a little bit? 1523 00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:00,320 There's nothing in there. 1524 00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:02,800 It's not for me. 1525 00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:04,680 It's about Ben Shapiro. 1526 00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:06,680 Because he said if a woman, you remember when he did his. 1527 00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:07,800 Oh right, right, right, right, yeah. 1528 00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:09,640 So when he did his rendition of what that's pussy. 1529 00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:11,640 I thought you were advocating for dry pussy fucking 1530 00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:12,720 and I'm like, whatever. 1531 00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:14,040 I do have a joke like that now. 1532 00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:15,600 Okay, cool. 1533 00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:17,440 I don't use lotion when I drag off. 1534 00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:18,400 It's a recurring theme. 1535 00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:19,400 Because I'm used to dry pussy. 1536 00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:20,440 Because you're used to dry pussy. 1537 00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:22,280 That's how it's supposed to be, ladies. 1538 00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:23,600 Keep it dry. 1539 00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:24,920 Keep it dry, keep it tight. 1540 00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:26,720 Okay. 1541 00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:32,160 Away from that derailment. 1542 00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:33,440 That was my fault. 1543 00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:34,640 Exactly. 1544 00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:37,160 You said you started in December 2019. 1545 00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:38,440 Yeah, that was, yeah. 1546 00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:41,200 So what made you wanna start? 1547 00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:42,800 Did you have an inspiration? 1548 00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:48,240 Honestly, I don't have this really beautiful long story 1549 00:46:48,240 --> 00:46:50,800 of my passion for comedy my entire, 1550 00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:52,080 I've always loved being funny 1551 00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:54,040 and I've had a lot of friends try to tell me, 1552 00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:55,520 Raina, you should do comedy. 1553 00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:57,000 You should be a standup comedian. 1554 00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:58,760 And I was like, okay, cool. 1555 00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:01,160 I'm gonna be a journalist or something. 1556 00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:02,000 I don't know. 1557 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,440 Like I had other shit on my mind. 1558 00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:07,600 But I had a friend of mine that had known me 1559 00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:10,200 since elementary school and she was like, 1560 00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:13,400 I am gonna look up an open mic and you're gonna go 1561 00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:14,480 and you're gonna perform. 1562 00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:16,200 And I was like, oh, I'm nervous. 1563 00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:17,720 So she's like, okay, well, I'm gonna look up an open mic. 1564 00:47:17,720 --> 00:47:18,560 We're gonna go. 1565 00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:19,880 We're gonna scout it out. 1566 00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:21,680 And then the next week you will perform. 1567 00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:23,360 And I'm like, okay, cool. 1568 00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:26,560 So we scouted the standup live open mic. 1569 00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:29,160 And I was like, this is cool. 1570 00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:30,560 This is not that bad. 1571 00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:32,480 I've spoken in front of people before. 1572 00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:35,000 Like I'm good at talking to audiences and stuff. 1573 00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:41,640 So I did the thing, signed up, got chosen. 1574 00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:43,120 Aaron Weber, who's in Nashville, 1575 00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:44,800 he was the one hosting my open mic, 1576 00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:47,200 my first open mic at standup live. 1577 00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:48,640 And he said I did a good job. 1578 00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:49,480 And I was like, 1579 00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:50,800 I can do this. 1580 00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:52,600 Yeah, I can do it. 1581 00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:54,160 Yeah, this is for me. 1582 00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:58,560 And I mean, my set went well. 1583 00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:00,120 Not like y'all wouldn't be like, 1584 00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:02,080 God damn, that was awesome. 1585 00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:02,920 You wouldn't be like, 1586 00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:04,680 that was the best comedy I've ever seen. 1587 00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:06,720 But it was good enough for me to feel good about it 1588 00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:08,760 and for me to be like, oh yeah, I'm gonna do this. 1589 00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:10,200 This is what I want forever. 1590 00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:12,480 Yeah. 1591 00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:14,400 So you have a love of dinosaurs. 1592 00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:16,960 Oh, with all my heart, yeah. 1593 00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:18,920 Actually, Brandon wants to say something to you. 1594 00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:20,320 You know what? 1595 00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:22,520 I have a collection, if you can't tell. 1596 00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:24,120 Figures and shit like that. 1597 00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:24,960 Yeah. 1598 00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:26,960 And I know you like Jurassic Park, 1599 00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:29,160 so I thought I would give you this for my collection. 1600 00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:30,000 Because I'm like, you know what? 1601 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,560 You like Jurassic Park way more than me, so fuck it. 1602 00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:34,440 Here you go. 1603 00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:35,280 What? 1604 00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:36,120 Yep. 1605 00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:36,960 And somebody, what? 1606 00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:37,800 There it is. 1607 00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:38,640 What? 1608 00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:40,320 So this is like a... 1609 00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:41,280 Show, he'll pass. 1610 00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:42,120 Okay. 1611 00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:42,960 Yeah, I got you. 1612 00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:43,800 You want me to show you what it is? 1613 00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:45,320 Yeah, I want the big reveal, yeah. 1614 00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:46,160 So the big reveal. 1615 00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:47,000 I just got excited. 1616 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:47,840 Brandon's unboxing. 1617 00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:49,160 Yes. 1618 00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:53,040 So this is the book that Goldblum, 1619 00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:54,400 or whatever his name was, M. 1620 00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:55,240 In here. 1621 00:48:55,240 --> 00:48:56,080 And it was... 1622 00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:58,360 He didn't show us the book, boom. 1623 00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:01,520 Yo, so what's cool is when you open it, though, 1624 00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:02,960 he's right here. 1625 00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:04,600 And you can, let me show you. 1626 00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:05,440 Yes. 1627 00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:06,960 You can press this. 1628 00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:09,600 That's how it's actually done by them dinosaurs. 1629 00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:12,120 On your dinosaur corp, right? 1630 00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:14,200 Yeah, he'll talk and do all that stuff 1631 00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:16,240 and just sit there and... 1632 00:49:16,240 --> 00:49:17,800 This is God Creates Dinosaurs. 1633 00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:18,640 Hey. 1634 00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:20,120 Hey. 1635 00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:21,680 I love that, that's amazing. 1636 00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:23,280 Brandon, thank you so much. 1637 00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:25,640 Oh my God, stop, I'm gonna cry. 1638 00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:27,160 I'm gonna be honest with you, 1639 00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:28,760 he didn't show us the book before. 1640 00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:30,720 I didn't think it was a Christian book. 1641 00:49:30,720 --> 00:49:31,560 I'm gonna be honest. 1642 00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:34,120 It did kinda look like it. 1643 00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:34,960 That's awesome, man. 1644 00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:37,040 God Creates Dinosaurs. 1645 00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:38,800 God Destroys Dinosaurs. 1646 00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:40,160 God Creates Man. 1647 00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:42,680 Brandon came up to me, he's like, 1648 00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:44,920 Raina likes dinosaurs. 1649 00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:46,400 I gotta give this to her. 1650 00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:47,240 Yeah. 1651 00:49:47,240 --> 00:49:48,520 I was cleaning out, I was like, 1652 00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:50,800 oh shit, Jurassic Park. 1653 00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:53,960 That's awesome, Brandon, thank you. 1654 00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:56,080 I'll look at something in my collection. 1655 00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:57,240 What do you like? 1656 00:49:57,240 --> 00:49:58,720 I'll trades with ya. 1657 00:49:58,720 --> 00:50:01,520 You like rustling, like WWE stuff? 1658 00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:03,800 I don't have any rustling stuff. 1659 00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:05,720 But I could find you one. 1660 00:50:05,720 --> 00:50:06,560 I might find you one. 1661 00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:08,320 No, it's good, I don't need it. 1662 00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:09,920 Most of my stuff is dinosaurs. 1663 00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:10,760 But I have some things. 1664 00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:12,320 Dinosaurs cool too, I like dinosaurs. 1665 00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:14,960 But yeah, we'll tradesy, I'll get you something. 1666 00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:15,800 Get you something nice. 1667 00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:18,120 We'll get you something real nice. 1668 00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:19,720 Out of the package probably. 1669 00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:23,000 Brandon loves dinosaurs. 1670 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,880 You should hear his top four reptiles. 1671 00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:25,720 Oh no. 1672 00:50:25,720 --> 00:50:26,560 Tell us your top four reptiles. 1673 00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:27,400 Brandon, I gotta read. 1674 00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:29,120 Tell us your top four reptiles. 1675 00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:30,720 So you gotta remember the last one we changed. 1676 00:50:30,720 --> 00:50:32,800 No, no, no, no, no context. 1677 00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:34,920 Just tell us your top four reptiles. 1678 00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:36,760 Let's see, I gotta try to remember this. 1679 00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:38,440 I remember it very clearly. 1680 00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:39,640 I said raptors. 1681 00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:41,120 Number four is velociraptors. 1682 00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:42,040 Velociraptors. 1683 00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:42,880 Sick. 1684 00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:45,720 What was it, Komodo Dragon? 1685 00:50:45,720 --> 00:50:47,160 No, three was the alligator. 1686 00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:48,000 Alligators. 1687 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:49,040 It was number three. 1688 00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:49,960 Komodo Dragon. 1689 00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:51,000 Was number two. 1690 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,640 And then Black Panther. 1691 00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:53,960 Was number one. 1692 00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:58,960 But, gotta understand the other side of the story. 1693 00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:04,080 It was Black History Month too. 1694 00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:04,920 Yeah. 1695 00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:05,760 Oh yeah, okay. 1696 00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:07,440 But you gotta understand, the fourth one, 1697 00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:09,560 I was like, can I pick any animal? 1698 00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:11,920 But he brought up that he wanted to say his top four reptile. 1699 00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:12,840 I was like, you know what? 1700 00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:13,680 Reptile. 1701 00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:14,960 And then at the last he was like, 1702 00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:15,880 can I pick any animal? 1703 00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:17,320 I was like, it's your thing. 1704 00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:18,840 Yeah, I was like, fuck it, let me change it up 1705 00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:19,680 and just the last one. 1706 00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:21,880 Because I was like, damn, I couldn't think of nothing. 1707 00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:23,280 I would say T-Rex, but I was like, 1708 00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:24,640 I already said a dinosaur. 1709 00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:26,600 I don't wanna keep going dinosaur, dinosaur, dinosaur. 1710 00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:28,120 Are dinosaurs reptiles? 1711 00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:29,280 I don't know, dude. 1712 00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:30,120 We don't know. 1713 00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:31,120 Yeah, you never know. 1714 00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:34,000 Most things like raptors were probably more than likely 1715 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:37,280 a bird-type dinosaur, like birds or descendants 1716 00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:39,360 of those types of dinosaurs. 1717 00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:41,720 But there are still lizard-type dinosaurs. 1718 00:51:41,720 --> 00:51:44,200 And there are probably some that kinda resemble a raptor. 1719 00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:46,280 So you're probably not wrong. 1720 00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:47,960 We don't know shit about dinosaurs. 1721 00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:49,400 Do you have a favorite dinosaur? 1722 00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:51,240 I have lots of favorite dinosaurs. 1723 00:51:51,240 --> 00:51:52,360 I have so many favorite dinosaurs. 1724 00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:53,560 Favorite carnivore. 1725 00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:54,400 Favorite carnivore? 1726 00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:55,240 Good question. 1727 00:51:55,240 --> 00:51:57,240 Ooh, that was good. 1728 00:51:57,240 --> 00:51:58,480 I do like a carnotaurus 1729 00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:00,520 because they have ridiculously tiny arms. 1730 00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:03,200 They're very funny and they have like really cute. 1731 00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:06,600 I have to watch Brandon try to type in these names. 1732 00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:07,440 Carnotaurus. 1733 00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:10,840 What did you say it's called? 1734 00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:11,680 Carnotaurus. 1735 00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:15,080 Car, okay, carnotaurus. 1736 00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:16,080 Carnotaurus. 1737 00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:17,880 Okay, here it is. 1738 00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:18,720 Carnotaurus. 1739 00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:19,560 There it is. 1740 00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:20,400 There it is. 1741 00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:21,220 You did better than me. 1742 00:52:21,220 --> 00:52:22,060 That's pretty sick. 1743 00:52:22,060 --> 00:52:22,900 Okay, okay. 1744 00:52:22,900 --> 00:52:24,000 They've got horns, dude. 1745 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,400 They're funny, they're crazy. 1746 00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:26,920 Let's see what would be a cool one. 1747 00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:29,400 This one's dope with him frolicing like that. 1748 00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:30,240 Frolicing. 1749 00:52:30,240 --> 00:52:31,800 Frolicing, ugh. 1750 00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:32,960 Fucking speech. 1751 00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:34,040 No, you said it perfect. 1752 00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:34,880 Thank you, frolicing. 1753 00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:36,720 I was just agreeing that frolic was exactly 1754 00:52:36,720 --> 00:52:37,640 what he was doing. 1755 00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:40,000 He's like. 1756 00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:41,840 That'd be me as a dinosaur. 1757 00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:43,160 That's pretty cool, that's pretty cool. 1758 00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:45,800 Which is not super outlandish or anything 1759 00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:48,040 as far as like favorite dinosaurs go. 1760 00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:49,400 I like herbivores though. 1761 00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:51,520 I usually, I like lean towards them. 1762 00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:52,800 Okay, what's your favorite herbivore? 1763 00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:55,560 An Apatosaurus probably. 1764 00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:56,400 Cause they use. 1765 00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:57,560 Is that the one with the helmet? 1766 00:52:57,560 --> 00:52:58,920 Like a. 1767 00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:02,320 Okay, so Littlefoot in the Land Before Time 1768 00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:03,780 was actually an Apatosaurus, 1769 00:53:03,780 --> 00:53:06,760 but a lot of people called him a Brachiosaurus 1770 00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:07,840 or a Bronisaurus. 1771 00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:08,840 And I'm not gonna lie to you. 1772 00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:10,800 I think those two things might be the same thing 1773 00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:12,480 or they might not be the same thing. 1774 00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:14,360 Science keeps changing and I don't know. 1775 00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:16,360 I don't know what most recent sources are. 1776 00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:19,160 So yeah, so they had a really long tail 1777 00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:20,840 and they used to use their tail like a whip. 1778 00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:23,680 So they would fuck other animals up with their big ass tail. 1779 00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:25,320 I think that's so cool. 1780 00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:26,680 I'm a size queen. 1781 00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:29,760 So I like big dinosaurs. 1782 00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:34,640 So it just whip dinosaurs asses with that thing. 1783 00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:35,960 Just be like. 1784 00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:36,840 Get back to it. 1785 00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:37,680 Exactly. 1786 00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:39,000 Oh well no. 1787 00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:39,840 No way man. 1788 00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:41,640 Nobody talking like that. 1789 00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:42,480 What y'all thinking? 1790 00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:45,040 I don't think dinosaurs can talk. 1791 00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:45,880 Okay. 1792 00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:47,600 You also said you like velociraptors 1793 00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:49,040 cause they can open doors. 1794 00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:51,320 Listen, listen, listen. 1795 00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:52,520 There is no overlap. 1796 00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:55,040 Listen, I saw Jurassic Park. 1797 00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:55,920 I believed it. 1798 00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:58,460 I was like, oh shit man, they probably could open a door. 1799 00:53:58,460 --> 00:54:00,960 Like I feel like you think they could open a door? 1800 00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:02,840 Real ones, probably not. 1801 00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:03,760 No, okay. 1802 00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:06,240 That's only because they look nothing like those. 1803 00:54:06,240 --> 00:54:07,080 Damn. 1804 00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:08,520 Those types. 1805 00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:11,080 But I mean, could dinosaurs open doors? 1806 00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:12,000 Absolutely. 1807 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:13,720 Positively. 1808 00:54:13,720 --> 00:54:15,240 Somebody get me a dinosaur right now. 1809 00:54:15,240 --> 00:54:17,000 I'll teach you to open a motherfucking door. 1810 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:18,200 What about T-Rex? 1811 00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:20,440 T-Rexes are badass obviously. 1812 00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:21,680 They're everybody's favorite. 1813 00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:22,520 I love them. 1814 00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:23,480 They're so cool. 1815 00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:25,180 Big teeth, scary. 1816 00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:27,600 Big birds. 1817 00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:29,760 They don't sound anything like Jurassic Park though. 1818 00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:32,040 They sound like big geese or something. 1819 00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:32,880 Oh wow. 1820 00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:34,280 Yeah, you should look up real dinosaur noises. 1821 00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:38,420 This is fucking hilarious. 1822 00:54:38,420 --> 00:55:02,060 How'd they get them? 1823 00:55:02,060 --> 00:55:03,060 How did they get the noises? 1824 00:55:03,060 --> 00:55:04,060 Yeah. 1825 00:55:04,060 --> 00:55:05,060 I don't know. 1826 00:55:05,060 --> 00:55:07,620 The pattern from like a well preserved fossil. 1827 00:55:07,620 --> 00:55:08,620 Huh, you like that? 1828 00:55:08,620 --> 00:55:09,620 Oh yeah, he's like yeah the pattern. 1829 00:55:09,620 --> 00:55:10,620 Smart baby. 1830 00:55:10,620 --> 00:55:11,620 You want to hear some T-Rexing? 1831 00:55:11,620 --> 00:55:14,620 Is that what a smart dude? 1832 00:55:14,620 --> 00:55:19,100 A pattern from a well preserved fossil. 1833 00:55:19,100 --> 00:55:20,100 I didn't finish? 1834 00:55:20,100 --> 00:55:21,100 Okay yeah. 1835 00:55:21,100 --> 00:55:23,180 I'd love to hear the rest. 1836 00:55:23,180 --> 00:55:28,340 Like the voice core, if all this right here is still intact, they can kind of simulate 1837 00:55:28,340 --> 00:55:30,100 what the voice would sound like. 1838 00:55:30,100 --> 00:55:31,100 Kind of, yeah. 1839 00:55:31,100 --> 00:55:36,540 They suspect based on like the sinus cavities and stuff that they had, they base it off 1840 00:55:36,540 --> 00:55:37,900 of like all this shit. 1841 00:55:37,900 --> 00:55:41,620 Okay, I'll accept that just because she stepped in to help. 1842 00:55:41,620 --> 00:55:43,100 Your answer, I'm still not buying. 1843 00:55:43,100 --> 00:55:45,580 It's true, you can look it up. 1844 00:55:45,580 --> 00:55:46,580 Yeah. 1845 00:55:46,580 --> 00:55:47,780 A well preserved fossil. 1846 00:55:47,780 --> 00:55:49,460 I didn't finish my sentence when I said pattern. 1847 00:55:49,460 --> 00:55:51,420 First of all Dom, the earth is flat. 1848 00:55:51,420 --> 00:55:53,140 It's 200 years old. 1849 00:55:53,140 --> 00:55:54,140 Oh no. 1850 00:55:54,140 --> 00:55:58,180 Let us tell you this, we went to Publix, we were shooting something here. 1851 00:55:58,180 --> 00:56:03,140 Went to Publix right down the street and this girl was making our sub, first of all, and 1852 00:56:03,140 --> 00:56:05,100 she might watch this because we told her about it. 1853 00:56:05,100 --> 00:56:10,300 We did tell her about it, but it took 20 minutes for two subs. 1854 00:56:10,300 --> 00:56:14,420 That's not, that's reasonable with nobody else in line. 1855 00:56:14,420 --> 00:56:16,300 But she was just lonely. 1856 00:56:16,300 --> 00:56:17,820 Was she like talking in between? 1857 00:56:17,820 --> 00:56:18,820 Oh yeah, yeah. 1858 00:56:18,820 --> 00:56:20,060 We got a whole lecture. 1859 00:56:20,060 --> 00:56:21,060 Tell her what she said. 1860 00:56:21,060 --> 00:56:22,220 We got a whole lecture. 1861 00:56:22,220 --> 00:56:26,460 She said, y'all, we told her about the podcast and she was like, y'all should start doing 1862 00:56:26,460 --> 00:56:28,220 conspiracies or whatever. 1863 00:56:28,220 --> 00:56:29,680 I like conspiracies. 1864 00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:32,500 And we have like a conspiracy character on the channel already. 1865 00:56:32,500 --> 00:56:34,660 So we're like, yeah, we do that. 1866 00:56:34,660 --> 00:56:37,620 And she was like, well, I don't really like to call them conspiracies because they're 1867 00:56:37,620 --> 00:56:38,620 just true. 1868 00:56:38,620 --> 00:56:39,620 Yeah. 1869 00:56:39,620 --> 00:56:40,620 Oh yeah. 1870 00:56:40,620 --> 00:56:41,620 Sounds wild. 1871 00:56:41,620 --> 00:56:42,620 We're getting into it. 1872 00:56:42,620 --> 00:56:43,620 And then she- 1873 00:56:43,620 --> 00:56:47,980 Like my ex. 1874 00:56:47,980 --> 00:56:51,460 So you asked, we asked her about the moon landing and she was like, no, we've never 1875 00:56:51,460 --> 00:56:56,940 been to the moon because the earth is in a dome and you can't get out of that dome. 1876 00:56:56,940 --> 00:56:58,940 And we're like, oh, so you think the earth is flat. 1877 00:56:58,940 --> 00:57:01,620 And she's like, no. 1878 00:57:01,620 --> 00:57:05,380 But I believe in like other planets, other planets and shit. 1879 00:57:05,380 --> 00:57:09,980 Like she was like, I guess the stars and other planets are real, but you know, the jury still 1880 00:57:09,980 --> 00:57:10,980 out. 1881 00:57:10,980 --> 00:57:13,700 So I asked her about the Hubble telescope, you know, it's all the way out there. 1882 00:57:13,700 --> 00:57:17,620 And then I'm 100% positive she had no idea what that was. 1883 00:57:17,620 --> 00:57:22,380 Well, to be fair, I only watched a video on like the Hubble, like literally two days ago. 1884 00:57:22,380 --> 00:57:26,700 So I think when they, when they had to fix it, remember when they messed it up, did you 1885 00:57:26,700 --> 00:57:27,700 watch that one? 1886 00:57:27,700 --> 00:57:28,700 No. 1887 00:57:28,700 --> 00:57:29,700 Okay. 1888 00:57:29,700 --> 00:57:30,700 Just one video. 1889 00:57:30,700 --> 00:57:31,700 Just one. 1890 00:57:31,700 --> 00:57:32,700 30 second TikTok I watched. 1891 00:57:32,700 --> 00:57:35,700 Oh, I think it was a solid 45 to one minute. 1892 00:57:35,700 --> 00:57:39,500 I was like, I feel like she filled me in. 1893 00:57:39,500 --> 00:57:40,500 It's dead now, right? 1894 00:57:40,500 --> 00:57:41,500 Like it's, it's died. 1895 00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:42,500 Yeah. 1896 00:57:42,500 --> 00:57:43,500 I think they just launched a new one. 1897 00:57:43,500 --> 00:57:44,500 It's too far away. 1898 00:57:44,500 --> 00:57:45,500 Yeah, it's too far away. 1899 00:57:45,500 --> 00:57:46,500 Something like that. 1900 00:57:46,500 --> 00:57:47,500 That's what Jake said. 1901 00:57:47,500 --> 00:57:48,500 I'll take his word for it. 1902 00:57:48,500 --> 00:57:49,860 He seems like a guy that would know. 1903 00:57:49,860 --> 00:57:50,860 Yeah. 1904 00:57:50,860 --> 00:57:52,620 He also seems like he would be into conspiracies. 1905 00:57:52,620 --> 00:57:53,620 I feel like. 1906 00:57:53,620 --> 00:57:56,100 Oh, he, oh, he's, he's an alien guy. 1907 00:57:56,100 --> 00:57:57,100 Yeah. 1908 00:57:57,100 --> 00:57:58,100 Yeah. 1909 00:57:58,100 --> 00:58:03,620 He's rambling off, uh, like, uh, I once saw him do something very similar to this. 1910 00:58:03,620 --> 00:58:08,460 He had a pen right here, something else right here, this and this. 1911 00:58:08,460 --> 00:58:12,180 And he was like messing with this shit while explaining to me different alien theories. 1912 00:58:12,180 --> 00:58:15,860 And while he was explaining one, he held one thing, a different thing. 1913 00:58:15,860 --> 00:58:17,540 He held the other thing. 1914 00:58:17,540 --> 00:58:21,700 And I was like, he's remembering it like based off these items. 1915 00:58:21,700 --> 00:58:25,020 And he, and I saw him go back through it cause he messed up the theory and he went all the 1916 00:58:25,020 --> 00:58:26,540 way back through and all the way back. 1917 00:58:26,540 --> 00:58:28,820 Yeah, he knows everything about aliens. 1918 00:58:28,820 --> 00:58:31,540 Like everything that there is to research he has. 1919 00:58:31,540 --> 00:58:32,540 Oh yeah. 1920 00:58:32,540 --> 00:58:33,540 Right on. 1921 00:58:33,540 --> 00:58:36,260 Do you have any conspiracy theories that you believe? 1922 00:58:36,260 --> 00:58:37,260 I don't know. 1923 00:58:37,260 --> 00:58:38,260 You're not into them? 1924 00:58:38,260 --> 00:58:41,260 I mean, I'm not like it's like, not that I'm, I'd love to hear them. 1925 00:58:41,260 --> 00:58:42,260 I think they're fantastic. 1926 00:58:42,260 --> 00:58:45,180 Um, I mean, sex trafficking is real. 1927 00:58:45,180 --> 00:58:48,020 That's not, some people try to say that's a conspiracy theory. 1928 00:58:48,020 --> 00:58:49,020 That's real. 1929 00:58:49,020 --> 00:58:51,100 Uh, but I don't know. 1930 00:58:51,100 --> 00:58:52,980 Hillary Clinton drinking baby's blood. 1931 00:58:52,980 --> 00:58:54,540 I mean, I could see it. 1932 00:58:54,540 --> 00:58:55,540 Yeah. 1933 00:58:55,540 --> 00:58:56,540 Anything could happen. 1934 00:58:56,540 --> 00:58:57,540 Who's to say? 1935 00:58:57,540 --> 00:59:01,140 I'm not, I'm not looking, you know, in her tumbler. 1936 00:59:01,140 --> 00:59:03,140 Like I don't, I don't pay attention. 1937 00:59:03,140 --> 00:59:04,140 Her Stanley cup. 1938 00:59:04,140 --> 00:59:05,140 Yeah. 1939 00:59:05,140 --> 00:59:06,140 Full of Adrena chrome. 1940 00:59:06,140 --> 00:59:08,660 Yo and Dom, you know, it's crazy. 1941 00:59:08,660 --> 00:59:11,900 You remember I told you the other day while y'all were having that situation, I was at 1942 00:59:11,900 --> 00:59:16,980 my grocery store having the same situation with some other lady in a wheelchair. 1943 00:59:16,980 --> 00:59:18,340 She was like, what did she tell me? 1944 00:59:18,340 --> 00:59:21,560 She said everything, basically she told me everything is satanic. 1945 00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:24,900 She said the usher's fucking concert was satanic. 1946 00:59:24,900 --> 00:59:26,860 Everything you see is she said, even Donald Trump, he's crazy. 1947 00:59:26,860 --> 00:59:30,860 And then she said at the end, she said, I'm probably not going to live to like get old 1948 00:59:30,860 --> 00:59:34,060 because the world's probably going to end before that and mass destruction is getting 1949 00:59:34,060 --> 00:59:35,060 ready to get prepared. 1950 00:59:35,060 --> 00:59:36,060 I'm like, Oh shit. 1951 00:59:36,060 --> 00:59:37,060 Drink the Kool-Aid Brandon. 1952 00:59:37,060 --> 00:59:38,060 Yeah. 1953 00:59:38,060 --> 00:59:39,060 I was like, have a good day. 1954 00:59:39,060 --> 00:59:40,060 I don't know. 1955 00:59:40,060 --> 00:59:41,060 I don't know. 1956 00:59:41,060 --> 00:59:44,060 I might scoop a few non-perishables into my basket. 1957 00:59:44,060 --> 00:59:50,540 I might be like, get some of these beans and corn on my way. 1958 00:59:50,540 --> 00:59:52,640 Just in case. 1959 00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:53,640 It's just a war. 1960 00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:56,700 Okay, but how dumb would you feel if you were like, that lady warned me. 1961 00:59:56,700 --> 00:59:57,700 I should have grabbed some beans. 1962 00:59:57,700 --> 00:59:58,700 Fuck off. 1963 00:59:58,700 --> 00:59:59,700 Right. 1964 00:59:59,700 --> 01:00:00,700 Who knows? 1965 01:00:00,700 --> 01:00:01,700 I don't have to believe it, but you know. 1966 01:00:01,700 --> 01:00:02,700 Could have been a warning. 1967 01:00:02,700 --> 01:00:03,700 Could have been a warning. 1968 01:00:03,700 --> 01:00:04,700 Could have been a warning. 1969 01:00:04,700 --> 01:00:07,700 No, I think, I think the, what is it? 1970 01:00:07,700 --> 01:00:09,900 Hollow earth or whatever center earth. 1971 01:00:09,900 --> 01:00:12,980 I think that is way more likely than a flat earth. 1972 01:00:12,980 --> 01:00:13,980 Flat earth is very stupid. 1973 01:00:13,980 --> 01:00:14,980 Flat earth is really good. 1974 01:00:14,980 --> 01:00:15,980 Flat earth just can't be one. 1975 01:00:15,980 --> 01:00:16,980 What is hollow earth? 1976 01:00:16,980 --> 01:00:18,900 It's like there's, there could be another ecosystem within the planet. 1977 01:00:18,900 --> 01:00:20,340 I think that, I don't know if it's true. 1978 01:00:20,340 --> 01:00:23,100 I don't think it is really, but I think it's way more likely. 1979 01:00:23,100 --> 01:00:26,060 Why aren't there more of those? 1980 01:00:26,060 --> 01:00:27,940 And less flat earth people. 1981 01:00:27,940 --> 01:00:31,300 Because flat earths, once they get in, you know, they're in. 1982 01:00:31,300 --> 01:00:33,180 It's simpler to understand. 1983 01:00:33,180 --> 01:00:36,780 Imagine having to earn the approval of a flat earther. 1984 01:00:36,780 --> 01:00:42,340 Like, imagine having to be like, I just really want them to like me. 1985 01:00:42,340 --> 01:00:46,020 You just put a ruler on the ground, it lays flat. 1986 01:00:46,020 --> 01:00:47,020 You're like. 1987 01:00:47,020 --> 01:00:48,020 I believe you. 1988 01:00:48,020 --> 01:00:51,080 That's flat to me. 1989 01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:53,500 You can be a disappointment to everybody but that person. 1990 01:00:53,500 --> 01:00:56,900 Like, does that mean? 1991 01:00:56,900 --> 01:00:57,900 Okay. 1992 01:00:57,900 --> 01:00:58,900 Sorry. 1993 01:00:58,900 --> 01:01:00,980 Now, Dom will fight them in the comments. 1994 01:01:00,980 --> 01:01:01,980 Oh, yeah. 1995 01:01:01,980 --> 01:01:02,980 That's exactly what I was thinking. 1996 01:01:02,980 --> 01:01:03,980 I've already had these arguments. 1997 01:01:03,980 --> 01:01:04,980 Oh. 1998 01:01:04,980 --> 01:01:08,700 I started and I didn't, I don't know anything about like the calculations and stuff, but 1999 01:01:08,700 --> 01:01:09,700 that was my argument. 2000 01:01:09,700 --> 01:01:13,740 Like if the world is flat, then everybody who's learning, all the astronauts, they're 2001 01:01:13,740 --> 01:01:15,980 learning the wrong math to leave. 2002 01:01:15,980 --> 01:01:21,420 And he was like, he was like, do you know that the world is measured in a flat surface? 2003 01:01:21,420 --> 01:01:24,820 I'm like, okay, guy, we don't do any facts here at clown college. 2004 01:01:24,820 --> 01:01:29,820 And then he's like, don't try to hide behind your shitty comedy and spread misinformation. 2005 01:01:29,820 --> 01:01:30,820 I was Googling shit. 2006 01:01:30,820 --> 01:01:33,220 I was like, the earth is like, what did I say? 2007 01:01:33,220 --> 01:01:34,220 I don't even know how to say it. 2008 01:01:34,220 --> 01:01:35,220 I know you don't. 2009 01:01:35,220 --> 01:01:36,220 Everybody knows that. 2010 01:01:36,220 --> 01:01:44,500 When I was reading that comment thread and I saw Dom start talking about Ellucian geometry, 2011 01:01:44,500 --> 01:01:46,100 this is AI generated. 2012 01:01:46,100 --> 01:01:47,100 Cool. 2013 01:01:47,100 --> 01:01:49,180 So he gave up this argument. 2014 01:01:49,180 --> 01:01:50,180 Yeah. 2015 01:01:50,180 --> 01:01:51,380 I was just Googling, spitting facts back at him. 2016 01:01:51,380 --> 01:01:52,380 He would come right back. 2017 01:01:52,380 --> 01:01:56,640 I don't know if this person was trolling us or they were for real, but I'm pretty sure 2018 01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:57,640 they were for real. 2019 01:01:57,640 --> 01:01:59,780 They told us to stop hiding behind our shitty comedy. 2020 01:01:59,780 --> 01:02:01,540 This is insanity versus AI. 2021 01:02:01,540 --> 01:02:03,460 He's like, this is not a joke, dude. 2022 01:02:03,460 --> 01:02:04,460 Stop spreading misinformation. 2023 01:02:04,460 --> 01:02:05,460 Yeah. 2024 01:02:05,460 --> 01:02:06,460 And he's saying the earth is flat. 2025 01:02:06,460 --> 01:02:07,460 I felt the anger. 2026 01:02:07,460 --> 01:02:09,460 I felt it when I was reading that shit. 2027 01:02:09,460 --> 01:02:10,540 I was like, damn, man. 2028 01:02:10,540 --> 01:02:13,020 But that was my best morning on the comments because I was going. 2029 01:02:13,020 --> 01:02:15,500 For like an hour, we were just. 2030 01:02:15,500 --> 01:02:16,500 I love that. 2031 01:02:16,500 --> 01:02:17,500 I'll go with you. 2032 01:02:17,500 --> 01:02:18,500 Round earth. 2033 01:02:18,500 --> 01:02:21,900 That's the controversial stance. 2034 01:02:21,900 --> 01:02:22,900 Right. 2035 01:02:22,900 --> 01:02:28,780 What's this world coming to? 2036 01:02:28,780 --> 01:02:30,260 So you were in the nasty girls for what? 2037 01:02:30,260 --> 01:02:31,260 Eight years? 2038 01:02:31,260 --> 01:02:32,260 Eight years. 2039 01:02:32,260 --> 01:02:33,260 Yup. 2040 01:02:33,260 --> 01:02:34,260 That was fun. 2041 01:02:34,260 --> 01:02:35,740 You guys know what the nasty girls are? 2042 01:02:35,740 --> 01:02:37,780 I only know because I've heard you say it before. 2043 01:02:37,780 --> 01:02:40,140 I was a nasty girl for eight years. 2044 01:02:40,140 --> 01:02:41,780 Brandon, what do you think that? 2045 01:02:41,780 --> 01:02:47,500 Oh, you know, I'd love for you all to explain it so we can get this and figure this out. 2046 01:02:47,500 --> 01:02:48,500 What would you guess? 2047 01:02:48,500 --> 01:02:49,500 Yeah. 2048 01:02:49,500 --> 01:02:50,500 What would you guess? 2049 01:02:50,500 --> 01:02:51,500 She was in the nasty girl. 2050 01:02:51,500 --> 01:02:52,500 A band. 2051 01:02:52,500 --> 01:02:53,500 A band. 2052 01:02:53,500 --> 01:02:54,500 Great guess. 2053 01:02:54,500 --> 01:02:56,260 What kind of music do you think? 2054 01:02:56,260 --> 01:02:57,260 Rock and roll. 2055 01:02:57,260 --> 01:02:58,260 Okay. 2056 01:02:58,260 --> 01:02:59,260 Rock. 2057 01:02:59,260 --> 01:03:00,260 Some type of rock. 2058 01:03:00,260 --> 01:03:01,260 For the nasty girls. 2059 01:03:01,260 --> 01:03:02,260 Yeah, that's what I'm thinking of. 2060 01:03:02,260 --> 01:03:03,260 Pretty sick. 2061 01:03:03,260 --> 01:03:04,260 Electric guitar. 2062 01:03:04,260 --> 01:03:05,260 Anything. 2063 01:03:05,260 --> 01:03:06,260 Oh yeah. 2064 01:03:06,260 --> 01:03:09,260 No, I'm not musically inclined at all. 2065 01:03:09,260 --> 01:03:10,260 No. 2066 01:03:10,260 --> 01:03:11,660 It's the National Guard. 2067 01:03:11,660 --> 01:03:13,220 That's what everybody else calls them. 2068 01:03:13,220 --> 01:03:14,220 That's in the military. 2069 01:03:14,220 --> 01:03:15,220 Damn. 2070 01:03:15,220 --> 01:03:16,220 He doesn't know the National Guard? 2071 01:03:16,220 --> 01:03:17,220 Well, you learn something new every day, man. 2072 01:03:17,220 --> 01:03:18,220 You learn something new every day. 2073 01:03:18,220 --> 01:03:19,220 Are you still in? 2074 01:03:19,220 --> 01:03:20,220 No, I got out 2020. 2075 01:03:20,220 --> 01:03:21,220 Okay. 2076 01:03:21,220 --> 01:03:22,220 Yeah. 2077 01:03:22,220 --> 01:03:30,500 I mean, I liked the time I was in. 2078 01:03:30,500 --> 01:03:31,660 I also hated it. 2079 01:03:31,660 --> 01:03:34,940 I mean, it was just like anything else kind of. 2080 01:03:34,940 --> 01:03:43,860 If I hadn't gone into the military, I would say I would be a lot more sheltered because 2081 01:03:43,860 --> 01:03:52,260 I grew up in a very white place with a very white school in Priceville. 2082 01:03:52,260 --> 01:03:53,260 Oh shit. 2083 01:03:53,260 --> 01:03:54,740 Is that Alabama though? 2084 01:03:54,740 --> 01:03:55,740 Yeah. 2085 01:03:55,740 --> 01:03:56,740 Okay. 2086 01:03:56,740 --> 01:03:57,740 Okay. 2087 01:03:57,740 --> 01:03:58,740 Yeah. 2088 01:03:58,740 --> 01:04:01,140 I grew up just around a lot of white people, not that I wasn't exposed to other cultures, 2089 01:04:01,140 --> 01:04:04,140 but just so little. 2090 01:04:04,140 --> 01:04:05,140 I'm glad that I joined. 2091 01:04:05,140 --> 01:04:11,420 One of my best friends has taught me so much about other cultures and I would not be the 2092 01:04:11,420 --> 01:04:13,500 person I am today if I had never met her. 2093 01:04:13,500 --> 01:04:14,500 Oh yeah. 2094 01:04:14,500 --> 01:04:15,500 That's Danny. 2095 01:04:15,500 --> 01:04:16,500 She's my friend. 2096 01:04:16,500 --> 01:04:17,500 Shout out, Danny. 2097 01:04:17,500 --> 01:04:18,500 Shout out, Danny. 2098 01:04:18,500 --> 01:04:25,500 Hope it's cool that I just told everybody we're friends. 2099 01:04:25,500 --> 01:04:27,820 Fuck. 2100 01:04:27,820 --> 01:04:29,900 I would love to get my hands on like you. 2101 01:04:29,900 --> 01:04:33,180 I have a boy like that who didn't know black people until he came in the army. 2102 01:04:33,180 --> 01:04:34,180 I didn't know. 2103 01:04:34,180 --> 01:04:35,180 I didn't know. 2104 01:04:35,180 --> 01:04:36,180 What? 2105 01:04:36,180 --> 01:04:37,180 No, I mean I did. 2106 01:04:37,180 --> 01:04:38,180 What is going on? 2107 01:04:38,180 --> 01:04:45,980 I was just like, well, like for instance, like I remember they told us, so like we kind 2108 01:04:45,980 --> 01:04:48,980 of got to choose our rooms when we first got there, but not really. 2109 01:04:48,980 --> 01:04:51,900 It was like first come first serve and we were just trying to like put our shit on our 2110 01:04:51,900 --> 01:04:57,620 beds and leave when I was in basic training and they had made a comment and I did what 2111 01:04:57,620 --> 01:05:01,700 I was like, what I was told where I just like went to the first room, put my blankets on 2112 01:05:01,700 --> 01:05:05,980 the bed and like left and just filled in the holes, which is like kind of what you're supposed 2113 01:05:05,980 --> 01:05:06,980 to do. 2114 01:05:06,980 --> 01:05:10,340 You always fill in, but people weren't really doing that and somebody brought it to my attention 2115 01:05:10,340 --> 01:05:18,060 later that like it had become segregated and I was like, and it couldn't be that way entirely 2116 01:05:18,060 --> 01:05:25,820 because the military itself is just so diverse, but there were two of my friends, Isla and 2117 01:05:25,820 --> 01:05:31,620 Taloa who got, who were like in my room with me or whatever and they were like, yeah, there 2118 01:05:31,620 --> 01:05:33,460 was no room left in the other room. 2119 01:05:33,460 --> 01:05:34,460 So we got stuck in the white room. 2120 01:05:34,460 --> 01:05:35,460 What do you mean? 2121 01:05:35,460 --> 01:05:41,220 And then they were like, yeah, don't you see? 2122 01:05:41,220 --> 01:05:42,900 And I was like, oh my God, you're right. 2123 01:05:42,900 --> 01:05:44,860 And then it was like, it's just spiraled from there. 2124 01:05:44,860 --> 01:05:47,100 I was like, oh, the whole new world. 2125 01:05:47,100 --> 01:05:48,100 So yeah. 2126 01:05:48,100 --> 01:05:49,100 Hell yeah. 2127 01:05:49,100 --> 01:05:50,100 I think that's good. 2128 01:05:50,100 --> 01:05:51,640 That's so good for people. 2129 01:05:51,640 --> 01:05:52,640 It is good. 2130 01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:59,980 And then you just, I mean, just being introduced to different people, different cultures. 2131 01:05:59,980 --> 01:06:01,620 Where I was from, it's only black and white. 2132 01:06:01,620 --> 01:06:02,620 So I didn't know. 2133 01:06:02,620 --> 01:06:06,440 I mean, Mexican, but like it was two and one of them was named Taco. 2134 01:06:06,440 --> 01:06:07,440 We gave him the name. 2135 01:06:07,440 --> 01:06:08,440 Oh, I didn't give him the name. 2136 01:06:08,440 --> 01:06:09,440 That's his name. 2137 01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:10,440 But you just called him that. 2138 01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:11,440 He still goes by Taco right now. 2139 01:06:11,440 --> 01:06:12,440 Like I went back, what's up Taco? 2140 01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:13,440 It's just his name. 2141 01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:18,960 And then the other one's my boy Sal. 2142 01:06:18,960 --> 01:06:20,040 No Asians. 2143 01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:21,040 You know what I'm saying? 2144 01:06:21,040 --> 01:06:24,540 You get out there and meet them and it's like, you really have to meet these people and like 2145 01:06:24,540 --> 01:06:30,340 be around them for a while to fully grasp what it's like to be around. 2146 01:06:30,340 --> 01:06:33,980 I don't know where I was going with that. 2147 01:06:33,980 --> 01:06:38,820 You really have to be around them to understand what it's like to be around them. 2148 01:06:38,820 --> 01:06:39,820 To understand them. 2149 01:06:39,820 --> 01:06:40,820 You got to be around them. 2150 01:06:40,820 --> 01:06:44,860 Well, it's like, I mean, just in general, cultures, energies are different. 2151 01:06:44,860 --> 01:06:49,020 Like just the way people like want to sit in a room together is different. 2152 01:06:49,020 --> 01:06:50,020 You know what I mean? 2153 01:06:50,020 --> 01:06:54,780 Like being around so many different cultures, you have to learn to either get along with 2154 01:06:54,780 --> 01:06:58,940 that person or work alongside them, hating them on the inside, I guess. 2155 01:06:58,940 --> 01:07:00,180 I don't know how people do it. 2156 01:07:00,180 --> 01:07:01,900 I just, I learned to like people. 2157 01:07:01,900 --> 01:07:05,860 I was like, I would always like people any way, but I was just like, when something was 2158 01:07:05,860 --> 01:07:09,940 different, I'd ask my friend, I'd be like, Hey, you know, I got a question. 2159 01:07:09,940 --> 01:07:10,940 I got a question. 2160 01:07:10,940 --> 01:07:14,340 And then I'd ask and then she'd be like, Oh yeah, like, you know, this and this. 2161 01:07:14,340 --> 01:07:15,340 And I'd be like, thank you. 2162 01:07:15,340 --> 01:07:16,340 Thank you. 2163 01:07:16,340 --> 01:07:21,420 And then when you have somebody that can kind of advocate on, you know, on the side of like, 2164 01:07:21,420 --> 01:07:26,140 you know, giving you information and not tearing you down when you ask questions. 2165 01:07:26,140 --> 01:07:28,820 But also don't act like an, like a naive asshole. 2166 01:07:28,820 --> 01:07:31,980 And like when you make a mistake, just like be accountable for it. 2167 01:07:31,980 --> 01:07:34,980 You know what I mean? 2168 01:07:34,980 --> 01:07:36,780 Damn, I shouldn't have gotten high. 2169 01:07:36,780 --> 01:07:39,060 We were even talking about the same thing by the end of that sentence. 2170 01:07:39,060 --> 01:07:40,060 Did I? 2171 01:07:40,060 --> 01:07:42,460 I fucked it up. 2172 01:07:42,460 --> 01:07:45,300 When I was talking at the end, I was like, I don't know what happened. 2173 01:07:45,300 --> 01:07:51,060 I was like, by the time I finished talking, I also felt like I was further from what the 2174 01:07:51,060 --> 01:07:53,780 point I was like, I don't, I'm just going to end it there. 2175 01:07:53,780 --> 01:07:55,140 We'll just stop it. 2176 01:07:55,140 --> 01:07:57,820 You guys can fill in the blanks, right? 2177 01:07:57,820 --> 01:08:00,380 And I'm just listening in the back like this, some deep shit. 2178 01:08:00,380 --> 01:08:04,140 Brandon's like, I'm hanging on to every word. 2179 01:08:04,140 --> 01:08:05,940 What else happened? 2180 01:08:05,940 --> 01:08:07,180 We're just saying you got to like everybody. 2181 01:08:07,180 --> 01:08:09,780 You got to go out there and experience them. 2182 01:08:09,780 --> 01:08:10,780 Wow. 2183 01:08:10,780 --> 01:08:11,780 Yeah, that's it. 2184 01:08:11,780 --> 01:08:12,780 Yeah. 2185 01:08:12,780 --> 01:08:16,300 Same thing for me until I got, well, high school is all just white and black. 2186 01:08:16,300 --> 01:08:19,020 I swear to you, Alex, he's my first Asian friend. 2187 01:08:19,020 --> 01:08:23,620 I didn't until I got into college and then there's people from my college. 2188 01:08:23,620 --> 01:08:24,620 They're in there a lot. 2189 01:08:24,620 --> 01:08:25,620 Yeah. 2190 01:08:25,620 --> 01:08:26,620 Come on. 2191 01:08:26,620 --> 01:08:31,140 Did I put a little ding for that? 2192 01:08:31,140 --> 01:08:33,060 It's too late, Brandon. 2193 01:08:33,060 --> 01:08:34,060 You know what? 2194 01:08:34,060 --> 01:08:35,060 I think you should do it. 2195 01:08:35,060 --> 01:08:36,060 Yeah, do it now. 2196 01:08:36,060 --> 01:08:37,060 Go ahead. 2197 01:08:37,060 --> 01:08:38,060 I got nothing. 2198 01:08:38,060 --> 01:08:46,700 All right, hold on, let's dig something up. 2199 01:08:46,700 --> 01:08:50,940 I have a boyfriend. 2200 01:08:50,940 --> 01:08:51,940 Okay. 2201 01:08:51,940 --> 01:08:52,940 I don't know. 2202 01:08:52,940 --> 01:08:53,940 Oh yeah, we like you. 2203 01:08:53,940 --> 01:08:57,180 Oh, I think we all know your boyfriend and he's hilarious. 2204 01:08:57,180 --> 01:08:58,180 Who is that? 2205 01:08:58,180 --> 01:08:59,180 Matt Harris. 2206 01:08:59,180 --> 01:09:00,180 Yeah, Matt Harris, shout out. 2207 01:09:00,180 --> 01:09:01,180 But he's like, and who is that? 2208 01:09:01,180 --> 01:09:02,180 I'm like, oh, okay, well, you said you knew him. 2209 01:09:02,180 --> 01:09:03,180 What are you? 2210 01:09:03,180 --> 01:09:04,180 No, I was wanting you to say it. 2211 01:09:04,180 --> 01:09:05,180 Oh, right. 2212 01:09:05,180 --> 01:09:06,180 I kind of knew it. 2213 01:09:06,180 --> 01:09:08,180 I was wanting you to say it. 2214 01:09:08,180 --> 01:09:09,180 I kind of forgot. 2215 01:09:09,180 --> 01:09:12,660 Doesn't he have a podcast too? 2216 01:09:12,660 --> 01:09:18,460 Yeah, so he and Andrew Ledbetter have a podcast together. 2217 01:09:18,460 --> 01:09:19,460 It's cool. 2218 01:09:19,460 --> 01:09:20,460 Chattanooga, right? 2219 01:09:20,460 --> 01:09:21,460 Chattanooga, Tennessee. 2220 01:09:21,460 --> 01:09:22,460 Yeah, very funny guy. 2221 01:09:22,460 --> 01:09:23,460 Oh yeah, he's hilarious. 2222 01:09:23,460 --> 01:09:24,460 He is very funny. 2223 01:09:24,460 --> 01:09:25,460 Look him up. 2224 01:09:25,460 --> 01:09:28,460 Yeah, we have a really cute story if you all want to hear it. 2225 01:09:28,460 --> 01:09:29,460 It's kind of disgusting. 2226 01:09:29,460 --> 01:09:30,460 It's around Valentine's Day. 2227 01:09:30,460 --> 01:09:31,460 It's a couple days out. 2228 01:09:31,460 --> 01:09:34,460 It's a little after Valentine's Day. 2229 01:09:34,460 --> 01:09:37,980 I could have just not told them, they wouldn't have known. 2230 01:09:37,980 --> 01:09:42,260 Now I made it weird. 2231 01:09:42,260 --> 01:09:43,260 He still hasn't gotten his girlfriend a present. 2232 01:09:43,260 --> 01:09:44,260 Do you have a girlfriend? 2233 01:09:44,260 --> 01:09:45,260 I do, yeah. 2234 01:09:45,260 --> 01:09:46,260 Okay, yeah, yeah. 2235 01:09:46,260 --> 01:09:47,260 He's like, yeah, he doesn't know when Valentine's Day is. 2236 01:09:47,260 --> 01:09:50,980 I just told you about how obsessed she is with you. 2237 01:09:50,980 --> 01:09:51,980 Oh, that's right. 2238 01:09:51,980 --> 01:09:52,980 Unbelievable, dude. 2239 01:09:52,980 --> 01:09:54,300 I forgot y'all are still together. 2240 01:09:54,300 --> 01:09:55,300 My bad. 2241 01:09:55,300 --> 01:09:56,300 Oh, damn. 2242 01:09:56,300 --> 01:09:58,300 We broke up during this podcast. 2243 01:09:58,300 --> 01:10:02,460 No, no, it's super stupid cute. 2244 01:10:02,460 --> 01:10:07,460 I started comedy years back and probably my second year of comedy, I went to the Laughing 2245 01:10:07,460 --> 01:10:11,300 Skull in Atlanta and I met him there. 2246 01:10:11,300 --> 01:10:14,940 He was also doing a spot on the Laughing Skull Atlanta. 2247 01:10:14,940 --> 01:10:16,940 I was like, this guy is so cute. 2248 01:10:16,940 --> 01:10:21,060 I was like, I have such a crush on him and he's so funny. 2249 01:10:21,060 --> 01:10:26,740 I got their information and Andrew is like, he is always reaching out to people trying 2250 01:10:26,740 --> 01:10:28,340 to get booked on shows and stuff. 2251 01:10:28,340 --> 01:10:32,260 I was doing an open mic and he asked if he could headline. 2252 01:10:32,260 --> 01:10:35,300 I was like, yeah, and you can bring someone with you. 2253 01:10:35,300 --> 01:10:37,660 I thought he was going to bring Matt and he didn't. 2254 01:10:37,660 --> 01:10:41,540 He brought Jeff Greenspan, who's also really funny, but just not- 2255 01:10:41,540 --> 01:10:43,180 The bald head with the beard, right? 2256 01:10:43,180 --> 01:10:50,500 Yeah, bald head with the beard, but just not the one I was wanting him to bring. 2257 01:10:50,500 --> 01:10:55,700 Turns out after a long time, he had had a crush on me and I had had a crush on him and 2258 01:10:55,700 --> 01:11:12,340 I had dated and seen other people. 2259 01:11:12,340 --> 01:11:15,660 I was like, I hope they ask me about this because I think our story is so cute and I 2260 01:11:15,660 --> 01:11:16,660 want to share it. 2261 01:11:16,660 --> 01:11:22,100 Then I was like, I completely got lost because I'm high. 2262 01:11:22,100 --> 01:11:26,020 We actually had a crush on each other and he had planned to tell me he had a crush on 2263 01:11:26,020 --> 01:11:32,580 me, asked me out at one point whenever I did book him for a show at the mic and show that 2264 01:11:32,580 --> 01:11:34,180 I was running. 2265 01:11:34,180 --> 01:11:39,620 I was dating a girl at the time and he was like, okay, cool. 2266 01:11:39,620 --> 01:11:44,500 Bye. 2267 01:11:44,500 --> 01:11:47,020 It seems like he's interested in me. 2268 01:11:47,020 --> 01:11:51,180 When you're around people, you can tell sometimes if you're like, I think this person seems 2269 01:11:51,180 --> 01:11:52,660 kind of interested. 2270 01:11:52,660 --> 01:11:57,220 When I would try to hold a conversation with him through Messenger or whatever, he wouldn't 2271 01:11:57,220 --> 01:11:58,220 keep it going. 2272 01:11:58,220 --> 01:11:59,980 I'm like, okay, he must be married. 2273 01:11:59,980 --> 01:12:01,100 This guy's got to be married. 2274 01:12:01,100 --> 01:12:04,140 He acts flirty and interested in person. 2275 01:12:04,140 --> 01:12:08,980 He even says flirty things, but the conversation always ends. 2276 01:12:08,980 --> 01:12:09,980 He must be married. 2277 01:12:09,980 --> 01:12:16,460 This is the only explanation. 2278 01:12:16,460 --> 01:12:21,660 A year or two down the road, I asked Jeff, I'm like, hey, Jeff, what's Matt's deal? 2279 01:12:21,660 --> 01:12:24,860 What's his deal? 2280 01:12:24,860 --> 01:12:28,900 Without giving it away because I don't really believe in dating comedians. 2281 01:12:28,900 --> 01:12:30,940 I don't believe in shitting where I eat. 2282 01:12:30,940 --> 01:12:35,340 I just think it's a terrible idea in general, but I just had such a crush on him. 2283 01:12:35,340 --> 01:12:39,900 He was like, oh, Matt's going through a really hard time right now. 2284 01:12:39,900 --> 01:12:41,460 He's having a hard time. 2285 01:12:41,460 --> 01:12:42,540 I was like, oh, okay. 2286 01:12:42,540 --> 01:12:46,980 I didn't go into it because I didn't know he was even going through a hard time, but 2287 01:12:46,980 --> 01:12:51,260 I was like, oh shit, he's getting a divorce. 2288 01:12:51,260 --> 01:12:54,220 I want to stay as far away from that as possible. 2289 01:12:54,220 --> 01:13:00,420 I just was like, okay, I won't try to talk to him or whatever. 2290 01:13:00,420 --> 01:13:04,620 Later down the road, he asked me out and I tell him, I'm like, so were you married? 2291 01:13:04,620 --> 01:13:07,140 He's like, I've never been married. 2292 01:13:07,140 --> 01:13:12,860 I was like, he said that you were going through a hard time. 2293 01:13:12,860 --> 01:13:17,420 He's like, yeah, one of his best friends had passed away or whatever. 2294 01:13:17,420 --> 01:13:18,940 He was taking that really hard. 2295 01:13:18,940 --> 01:13:22,100 I thought that that was him getting a divorce. 2296 01:13:22,100 --> 01:13:26,620 I was like, if I had known your friend... When I heard it was a divorce, I stepped way back. 2297 01:13:26,620 --> 01:13:28,940 I was like, oh God, no, that's messy. 2298 01:13:28,940 --> 01:13:33,260 Even if I'm interested in this person, I don't want to be involved in any of that. 2299 01:13:33,260 --> 01:13:38,180 I was like, oh, he had a friend who died, if I had known that, he could not have kept 2300 01:13:38,180 --> 01:13:39,180 me away. 2301 01:13:39,180 --> 01:13:42,180 Y'all don't fuck sad boys? 2302 01:13:42,180 --> 01:13:43,180 No, no. 2303 01:13:43,180 --> 01:13:44,180 That's not your thing. 2304 01:13:44,180 --> 01:13:49,180 You're not just like, oh my God, you're so fucking sad. 2305 01:13:49,180 --> 01:13:53,180 Let me fuck the sadness out of you. 2306 01:13:53,180 --> 01:13:54,180 No? 2307 01:13:54,180 --> 01:13:55,180 Okay. 2308 01:13:55,180 --> 01:13:57,180 I just wasn't expecting it to take that direction. 2309 01:13:57,180 --> 01:14:00,260 Now we're together really cute. 2310 01:14:00,260 --> 01:14:03,700 I had rehearsed in my head a better way to tell that whole story. 2311 01:14:03,700 --> 01:14:04,700 It came out perfect. 2312 01:14:04,700 --> 01:14:09,020 I don't remember. 2313 01:14:09,020 --> 01:14:11,460 You hosted the MLB comedy. 2314 01:14:11,460 --> 01:14:12,460 What's MLB to you? 2315 01:14:12,460 --> 01:14:13,460 Mean old bitch. 2316 01:14:13,460 --> 01:14:14,460 You know what it means? 2317 01:14:14,460 --> 01:14:15,460 The other meaning? 2318 01:14:15,460 --> 01:14:16,460 The other meaning? 2319 01:14:16,460 --> 01:14:17,460 Mob? 2320 01:14:17,460 --> 01:14:18,460 Like a mob? 2321 01:14:18,460 --> 01:14:19,460 No, not that one. 2322 01:14:19,460 --> 01:14:20,460 Like the acronym MLB. 2323 01:14:20,460 --> 01:14:21,460 Oh, no. 2324 01:14:21,460 --> 01:14:25,180 This is what me and my friends called ourselves in high school. 2325 01:14:25,180 --> 01:14:26,180 How was I supposed to know that? 2326 01:14:26,180 --> 01:14:27,180 No, no, no. 2327 01:14:27,180 --> 01:14:28,620 It's a common saying though. 2328 01:14:28,620 --> 01:14:30,060 It's a common saying though. 2329 01:14:30,060 --> 01:14:31,060 Money over bitches. 2330 01:14:31,060 --> 01:14:32,060 Oh. 2331 01:14:32,060 --> 01:14:35,060 Yeah, we were good guys. 2332 01:14:35,060 --> 01:14:41,220 We had a tight, we were very intelligent and did all the right things. 2333 01:14:41,220 --> 01:14:45,060 I mean it sounds like a group of gentlemen who are putting their careers first. 2334 01:14:45,060 --> 01:14:47,060 Honestly, I think that that's. 2335 01:14:47,060 --> 01:14:50,060 You lost me after the intelligent part. 2336 01:14:50,060 --> 01:14:52,060 Fuck you, JJ. 2337 01:14:52,060 --> 01:14:54,060 I'm tired of your shit. 2338 01:14:54,060 --> 01:14:58,060 Well, some of your, D-Lo has a certain set of skills. 2339 01:14:58,060 --> 01:15:01,060 This is my friend. 2340 01:15:01,060 --> 01:15:04,060 He'll kick JJ. 2341 01:15:04,060 --> 01:15:06,060 That's where I keep my foot. 2342 01:15:06,060 --> 01:15:07,060 So, MLB. 2343 01:15:07,060 --> 01:15:09,060 Mean old bitch. 2344 01:15:09,060 --> 01:15:10,060 Yeah. 2345 01:15:10,060 --> 01:15:23,060 That name came about because one time I was at an open mic and y'all have met Nathan Jinxt. 2346 01:15:23,060 --> 01:15:24,060 Comedian. 2347 01:15:24,060 --> 01:15:26,420 We were at an open mic. 2348 01:15:26,420 --> 01:15:28,060 Jeff Greenspan was there. 2349 01:15:28,060 --> 01:15:33,100 It's at the Salty Nut, which some of you were too young to know the Salty Nut. 2350 01:15:33,100 --> 01:15:35,100 Like all of us. 2351 01:15:35,100 --> 01:15:39,300 You'll never know nuts as salty as the Salty Nut mic. 2352 01:15:39,300 --> 01:15:44,660 But it was a lot of times just comedians in there. 2353 01:15:44,660 --> 01:15:45,660 Very quiet. 2354 01:15:45,660 --> 01:15:49,220 And if we've heard your material before, sometimes you don't get a reaction. 2355 01:15:49,220 --> 01:15:50,220 That's just reality. 2356 01:15:50,220 --> 01:15:56,340 It's not like, it doesn't even mean that your material is bad. 2357 01:15:56,340 --> 01:16:00,260 And Nathan was doing his jokes and he did his set and it was some jokes that we were 2358 01:16:00,260 --> 01:16:04,780 already familiar with and there wasn't a lot of laughter or whatever. 2359 01:16:04,780 --> 01:16:10,060 And he goes, you know, I think I'm going to get off here because people are laughing at 2360 01:16:10,060 --> 01:16:11,900 a lot of my jokes or something like that. 2361 01:16:11,900 --> 01:16:14,340 And I was like, or any of them or something like that. 2362 01:16:14,340 --> 01:16:15,340 Or something. 2363 01:16:15,340 --> 01:16:21,820 I said something along those lines or like none of them. 2364 01:16:21,820 --> 01:16:22,820 But to be silly. 2365 01:16:22,820 --> 01:16:28,060 I didn't actually mean it, but Jeff Greenspan goes, oh my God. 2366 01:16:28,060 --> 01:16:32,540 And then Scott Easton heard and then Scott was like, God damn, Randy, you're a mean old 2367 01:16:32,540 --> 01:16:33,540 bitch. 2368 01:16:33,540 --> 01:16:35,100 And then, so I just had to own it. 2369 01:16:35,100 --> 01:16:36,780 I was like, all right, I'll be a mean old bitch then. 2370 01:16:36,780 --> 01:16:39,460 That'll be my job is to be mean. 2371 01:16:39,460 --> 01:16:44,100 I'm not good at it, but I was also just poking fun. 2372 01:16:44,100 --> 01:16:49,420 I did the same thing to Mark Viola. 2373 01:16:49,420 --> 01:16:53,100 I was bringing him up at Shag Nasties and he was in his set. 2374 01:16:53,100 --> 01:16:56,280 He said a story about how he's allergic to weed. 2375 01:16:56,280 --> 01:16:58,380 So I was like, yeah, that's weird, Mark. 2376 01:16:58,380 --> 01:17:00,180 I didn't know somebody could be allergic to weed. 2377 01:17:00,180 --> 01:17:02,460 I'm actually allergic to pussy. 2378 01:17:02,460 --> 01:17:03,460 And nobody laughed. 2379 01:17:03,460 --> 01:17:09,380 And then I was like, okay, now the time to bring up somebody who's actually funny. 2380 01:17:09,380 --> 01:17:13,660 And Mark that I was talking about him, like saying he wasn't funny. 2381 01:17:13,660 --> 01:17:14,660 I was sitting right next to him. 2382 01:17:14,660 --> 01:17:15,660 He was like, well, fuck me. 2383 01:17:15,660 --> 01:17:17,740 I was like, no, no, he's talking about himself. 2384 01:17:17,740 --> 01:17:20,060 And I went up to it, we cleared things up. 2385 01:17:20,060 --> 01:17:21,060 He brought it up again. 2386 01:17:21,060 --> 01:17:22,060 He's not over it, but it's fine. 2387 01:17:22,060 --> 01:17:23,060 We're working on it. 2388 01:17:23,060 --> 01:17:24,060 We're working on it. 2389 01:17:24,060 --> 01:17:28,980 I knew you were talking about you. 2390 01:17:28,980 --> 01:17:31,420 Only in that moment though, because I was paying attention. 2391 01:17:31,420 --> 01:17:34,740 You are funny, JJ, but that joke, it didn't land. 2392 01:17:34,740 --> 01:17:36,140 So I knew what you were doing. 2393 01:17:36,140 --> 01:17:37,860 I knew that joke didn't land. 2394 01:17:37,860 --> 01:17:39,900 So you were like, okay, turn the room. 2395 01:17:39,900 --> 01:17:42,400 I knew you were talking about you. 2396 01:17:42,400 --> 01:17:43,400 Thank you. 2397 01:17:43,400 --> 01:17:44,400 Thank you. 2398 01:17:44,400 --> 01:17:45,400 She knows I'm not funny, guys. 2399 01:17:45,400 --> 01:17:47,180 No, you're funny. 2400 01:17:47,180 --> 01:17:48,380 I just knew what you were doing. 2401 01:17:48,380 --> 01:17:49,380 I recognize it. 2402 01:17:49,380 --> 01:17:53,620 And I don't think the audience took most of the audience if they were paying attention 2403 01:17:53,620 --> 01:17:54,620 took it that way. 2404 01:17:54,620 --> 01:17:59,300 If you were at shag nasties on a 10 PM, like on a Tuesday, you're drunk as fuck. 2405 01:17:59,300 --> 01:18:00,300 You don't hear anything. 2406 01:18:00,300 --> 01:18:01,300 There's nothing. 2407 01:18:01,300 --> 01:18:04,300 Yeah, they got regulars there. 2408 01:18:04,300 --> 01:18:05,300 Yeah. 2409 01:18:05,300 --> 01:18:07,740 And their food is too good to be paying attention to jokes. 2410 01:18:07,740 --> 01:18:08,740 The fish. 2411 01:18:08,740 --> 01:18:10,740 No, you didn't get that? 2412 01:18:10,740 --> 01:18:11,740 No, man. 2413 01:18:11,740 --> 01:18:13,740 Have you ever ate there? 2414 01:18:13,740 --> 01:18:15,820 No, it looks good. 2415 01:18:15,820 --> 01:18:16,820 It smells good. 2416 01:18:16,820 --> 01:18:18,820 I'm just usually I'm just poor right now. 2417 01:18:18,820 --> 01:18:19,940 I'm just very poor. 2418 01:18:19,940 --> 01:18:23,060 And I'm like, I'll have some water. 2419 01:18:23,060 --> 01:18:30,540 Or like if I'll get a beer so I can tip, you know, I get a beer and be like, here's money. 2420 01:18:30,540 --> 01:18:34,300 This is actually something I don't even know if I should say this on the podcast. 2421 01:18:34,300 --> 01:18:37,580 But one time I went to shag nasty the first ever time. 2422 01:18:37,580 --> 01:18:41,300 And then the next time I went back and I went to go use the bathroom and I was looking at 2423 01:18:41,300 --> 01:18:43,900 the toilet and I was like, I've been in here before. 2424 01:18:43,900 --> 01:18:48,420 I completely forgot that the first time I went, I projectile vomited into the toilet 2425 01:18:48,420 --> 01:18:49,420 at shag nasty. 2426 01:18:49,420 --> 01:18:50,500 That's a beautiful story. 2427 01:18:50,500 --> 01:18:52,820 I don't really know why. 2428 01:18:52,820 --> 01:18:54,500 I don't know what disease I had. 2429 01:18:54,500 --> 01:18:55,940 I wasn't drinking or anything. 2430 01:18:55,940 --> 01:18:59,140 I just, you know, semi died and then came back out. 2431 01:18:59,140 --> 01:19:00,140 You weren't drinking? 2432 01:19:00,140 --> 01:19:01,140 I didn't remember. 2433 01:19:01,140 --> 01:19:02,140 No. 2434 01:19:02,140 --> 01:19:03,140 Oh, shit. 2435 01:19:03,140 --> 01:19:04,140 No, man. 2436 01:19:04,140 --> 01:19:05,140 That's just how eventful my life is. 2437 01:19:05,140 --> 01:19:06,140 Throw up in there. 2438 01:19:06,140 --> 01:19:07,140 I don't even remember. 2439 01:19:07,140 --> 01:19:09,660 Projectile vomit in a bar, but it wasn't the alcohol. 2440 01:19:09,660 --> 01:19:13,620 Yeah, that's that's a hard story to convince people of. 2441 01:19:13,620 --> 01:19:14,620 I swear. 2442 01:19:14,620 --> 01:19:15,620 Officer. 2443 01:19:15,620 --> 01:19:16,620 I swear. 2444 01:19:16,620 --> 01:19:17,620 Yeah. 2445 01:19:17,620 --> 01:19:18,620 So the flu. 2446 01:19:18,620 --> 01:19:19,620 What year was it? 2447 01:19:19,620 --> 01:19:20,620 What year? 2448 01:19:20,620 --> 01:19:21,620 You don't know what year this happened? 2449 01:19:21,620 --> 01:19:22,620 A couple of weeks ago. 2450 01:19:22,620 --> 01:19:23,620 Oh, you're talking about a couple of weeks ago. 2451 01:19:23,620 --> 01:19:24,620 Like a month ago. 2452 01:19:24,620 --> 01:19:25,620 He's like, dude, I think I was there. 2453 01:19:25,620 --> 01:19:26,620 I was going to be like, if it was 2021, you never know. 2454 01:19:26,620 --> 01:19:27,620 It could have been so over. 2455 01:19:27,620 --> 01:19:28,620 What? 2456 01:19:28,620 --> 01:19:29,620 We didn't know each other. 2457 01:19:29,620 --> 01:19:30,620 No, I'm saying no. 2458 01:19:30,620 --> 01:19:31,620 I wouldn't be at shag nasties. 2459 01:19:31,620 --> 01:19:32,620 There's no open mic. 2460 01:19:32,620 --> 01:19:33,620 No, I'm saying where you were like the first time you threw up at shag nasties. 2461 01:19:33,620 --> 01:19:34,620 Oh, I'm saying that. 2462 01:19:34,620 --> 01:19:35,620 I was like, I'm not going to do that. 2463 01:19:35,620 --> 01:19:36,620 I'm not going to do that. 2464 01:19:36,620 --> 01:19:43,620 I wouldn't be at shag nasties. 2465 01:19:43,620 --> 01:19:44,620 There's no open mic. 2466 01:19:44,620 --> 01:19:45,620 No, I'm saying where you were like the first time you threw up at shag nasties. 2467 01:19:45,620 --> 01:19:46,620 Oh, okay. 2468 01:19:46,620 --> 01:19:48,620 You believe there's a larger time separation between the first two. 2469 01:19:48,620 --> 01:19:49,620 Yeah, I'm thinking way back. 2470 01:19:49,620 --> 01:19:50,620 I'm like, maybe you. 2471 01:19:50,620 --> 01:19:52,620 No, I just forgot it. 2472 01:19:52,620 --> 01:19:55,620 And like literally from one Tuesday to the next Tuesday. 2473 01:19:55,620 --> 01:19:56,620 Damn. 2474 01:19:56,620 --> 01:19:57,620 You know. 2475 01:19:57,620 --> 01:19:59,620 That's a wild shit. 2476 01:19:59,620 --> 01:20:01,620 Where's the weirdest place you've ever thrown up, Brandon? 2477 01:20:01,620 --> 01:20:03,620 Let me think for a minute. 2478 01:20:03,620 --> 01:20:05,620 All right, Dom, what about you, dude? 2479 01:20:05,620 --> 01:20:06,620 Oh, you know. 2480 01:20:06,620 --> 01:20:07,620 Oh, yeah, I know. 2481 01:20:07,620 --> 01:20:08,620 I got a couple. 2482 01:20:08,620 --> 01:20:10,620 I was in Korea, right? 2483 01:20:10,620 --> 01:20:11,620 Station over there. 2484 01:20:11,620 --> 01:20:15,620 The girl I was messing with got me to she was like, we got this suite. 2485 01:20:15,620 --> 01:20:16,620 My friends got this suite. 2486 01:20:16,620 --> 01:20:18,620 You can come with me because you're with me. 2487 01:20:18,620 --> 01:20:19,620 Right. 2488 01:20:19,620 --> 01:20:21,620 So I had paid nothing for this suite or anything. 2489 01:20:21,620 --> 01:20:23,620 Got trash downtown. 2490 01:20:23,620 --> 01:20:28,620 And I guess I don't remember any of this, but I guess I projectile vomited all over their 2491 01:20:28,620 --> 01:20:29,620 suite. 2492 01:20:29,620 --> 01:20:34,620 And when I woke up, I was in the shower just like in a L like in the in like one of those 2493 01:20:34,620 --> 01:20:35,620 stand up showers. 2494 01:20:35,620 --> 01:20:36,620 Yeah. 2495 01:20:36,620 --> 01:20:38,620 And I woke up and I had to take that walk of shame. 2496 01:20:38,620 --> 01:20:40,620 She was like, yeah, you were fucked up. 2497 01:20:40,620 --> 01:20:41,620 You threw up all over everything. 2498 01:20:41,620 --> 01:20:42,620 But I cleaned it up. 2499 01:20:42,620 --> 01:20:45,620 I was just like, I'm in their bathroom the whole time. 2500 01:20:45,620 --> 01:20:46,620 You know what I mean? 2501 01:20:46,620 --> 01:20:47,620 That whole night. 2502 01:20:47,620 --> 01:20:48,620 Yeah, it was good. 2503 01:20:48,620 --> 01:20:49,620 Nice. 2504 01:20:49,620 --> 01:20:50,620 Was it though? 2505 01:20:50,620 --> 01:20:55,620 He's like, let me give you something to remember me by. 2506 01:20:55,620 --> 01:20:58,620 Is that one of those cultural differences you were talking about earlier? 2507 01:20:58,620 --> 01:20:59,620 Yeah. 2508 01:20:59,620 --> 01:21:00,620 A customer or something? 2509 01:21:00,620 --> 01:21:01,620 Yeah. 2510 01:21:01,620 --> 01:21:02,620 That's what you do over there. 2511 01:21:02,620 --> 01:21:03,620 She don't think that's how you show your appreciation for her. 2512 01:21:03,620 --> 01:21:04,620 Letting you come out. 2513 01:21:04,620 --> 01:21:07,060 That's how you do it. 2514 01:21:07,060 --> 01:21:08,060 She call you? 2515 01:21:08,060 --> 01:21:09,060 Oh, yeah. 2516 01:21:09,060 --> 01:21:10,060 Oh, yeah. 2517 01:21:10,060 --> 01:21:11,060 That didn't stop her. 2518 01:21:11,060 --> 01:21:12,060 We were dating. 2519 01:21:12,060 --> 01:21:13,060 We were not. 2520 01:21:13,060 --> 01:21:17,020 We weren't dating, but we were we were messing around for like you're paying this lady. 2521 01:21:17,020 --> 01:21:19,260 No, this is an army. 2522 01:21:19,260 --> 01:21:20,260 She was in the army, Jamaican. 2523 01:21:20,260 --> 01:21:23,820 Oh, wait, she was in the military. 2524 01:21:23,820 --> 01:21:24,820 That's why. 2525 01:21:24,820 --> 01:21:25,820 Yeah. 2526 01:21:25,820 --> 01:21:26,820 Yeah. 2527 01:21:26,820 --> 01:21:29,020 So like it was one of those, you know, they call it talking now. 2528 01:21:29,020 --> 01:21:30,020 Yeah. 2529 01:21:30,020 --> 01:21:31,020 Talking state. 2530 01:21:31,020 --> 01:21:33,420 They do call it talking now. 2531 01:21:33,420 --> 01:21:35,780 They've made me start saying talking now. 2532 01:21:35,780 --> 01:21:36,780 I say it now, too. 2533 01:21:36,780 --> 01:21:37,780 Yeah. 2534 01:21:37,780 --> 01:21:38,780 Now. 2535 01:21:38,780 --> 01:21:39,780 Gross. 2536 01:21:39,780 --> 01:21:40,780 Back then, it was just fucking. 2537 01:21:40,780 --> 01:21:41,780 You were just. 2538 01:21:41,780 --> 01:21:42,780 Yeah. 2539 01:21:42,780 --> 01:21:43,780 Just straight up. 2540 01:21:43,780 --> 01:21:44,780 Uncivilized. 2541 01:21:44,780 --> 01:21:45,780 Unbelievable. 2542 01:21:45,780 --> 01:21:48,580 We fuck, but we talk about it now. 2543 01:21:48,580 --> 01:21:49,580 I do. 2544 01:21:49,580 --> 01:21:50,580 I do like that. 2545 01:21:50,580 --> 01:21:51,580 I do like that. 2546 01:21:51,580 --> 01:21:52,580 The consent part. 2547 01:21:52,580 --> 01:21:53,580 That's good. 2548 01:21:53,580 --> 01:21:54,580 Oh, so. 2549 01:21:54,580 --> 01:21:55,580 Oh. 2550 01:21:55,580 --> 01:21:58,580 So you like SNL? 2551 01:21:58,580 --> 01:21:59,580 Yeah. 2552 01:21:59,580 --> 01:22:02,060 Are you a sketch sketch person? 2553 01:22:02,060 --> 01:22:04,340 I don't think I'm a very good sketch writer. 2554 01:22:04,340 --> 01:22:09,260 I may have had some sketch ideas, but I have no idea how to write a script. 2555 01:22:09,260 --> 01:22:11,460 But I do love SNL. 2556 01:22:11,460 --> 01:22:14,260 But that's where I like first. 2557 01:22:14,260 --> 01:22:18,260 Like became like first started like watching comedy and like liking it. 2558 01:22:18,260 --> 01:22:21,100 But so like stand up comedy was not my first love of comedy. 2559 01:22:21,100 --> 01:22:22,100 SNL probably. 2560 01:22:22,100 --> 01:22:23,100 That's me, too. 2561 01:22:23,100 --> 01:22:24,100 I'm right there with you. 2562 01:22:24,100 --> 01:22:25,780 What was your favorite skit? 2563 01:22:25,780 --> 01:22:26,780 You remember? 2564 01:22:26,780 --> 01:22:31,020 I always really liked Lorraine and Stewart. 2565 01:22:31,020 --> 01:22:32,140 Those are like overdone. 2566 01:22:32,140 --> 01:22:33,140 Oh, Mad TV. 2567 01:22:33,140 --> 01:22:34,140 That's what we got. 2568 01:22:34,140 --> 01:22:35,140 Mad TV. 2569 01:22:35,140 --> 01:22:38,980 Well, I think some didn't they have like a crossover with SNL and they had like Stewart 2570 01:22:38,980 --> 01:22:39,980 on there or something? 2571 01:22:39,980 --> 01:22:40,980 Am I wrong? 2572 01:22:40,980 --> 01:22:41,980 I'm wrong. 2573 01:22:41,980 --> 01:22:43,940 He may have been, but you know, they didn't like each other. 2574 01:22:43,940 --> 01:22:45,140 Mad TV and SNL. 2575 01:22:45,140 --> 01:22:46,340 Oh, sorry. 2576 01:22:46,340 --> 01:22:49,900 I was I guess I was more more of a mad TV bitch. 2577 01:22:49,900 --> 01:22:51,420 I think I probably watch more of that. 2578 01:22:51,420 --> 01:22:56,180 I did watch SNL, but like my most memorable characters were like Mad TV characters. 2579 01:22:56,180 --> 01:22:58,140 Yeah, Stewart. 2580 01:22:58,140 --> 01:23:00,020 Yeah. 2581 01:23:00,020 --> 01:23:05,380 Which now if I were to watch that now, I'd be like, that's not super funny. 2582 01:23:05,380 --> 01:23:08,420 Like some of it I would be like, I don't really find that all that funny. 2583 01:23:08,420 --> 01:23:12,520 But like in the day I was like, oh my God, this is the best thing ever. 2584 01:23:12,520 --> 01:23:16,860 My favorite Mad TV sketch was the they had was like all little people. 2585 01:23:16,860 --> 01:23:17,860 Right. 2586 01:23:17,860 --> 01:23:18,860 And they were in this town. 2587 01:23:18,860 --> 01:23:23,540 And then this one average height guy comes in there and they were bullying him. 2588 01:23:23,540 --> 01:23:27,380 And they would say they would say things like, shut up, normal boy. 2589 01:23:27,380 --> 01:23:28,380 Look at this normie. 2590 01:23:28,380 --> 01:23:31,060 I thought that was the funniest shit. 2591 01:23:31,060 --> 01:23:34,380 They had little cops and all that. 2592 01:23:34,380 --> 01:23:35,380 Shut up, normie. 2593 01:23:35,380 --> 01:23:36,380 I like that. 2594 01:23:36,380 --> 01:23:37,380 Shut up, normal boy. 2595 01:23:37,380 --> 01:23:38,380 I love that. 2596 01:23:38,380 --> 01:23:42,220 I still say that shit. 2597 01:23:42,220 --> 01:23:47,300 I got something to say, dude, but it's a borderline, you know, I saw a sketch one time. 2598 01:23:47,300 --> 01:23:52,100 It was little people and they're like in a clue, Cluck's client. 2599 01:23:52,100 --> 01:23:53,100 Right. 2600 01:23:53,100 --> 01:23:54,340 But it's little people. 2601 01:23:54,340 --> 01:23:55,940 But they don't hate black people. 2602 01:23:55,940 --> 01:24:01,740 They hate normal size people, but they call them that's something that sounds very similar 2603 01:24:01,740 --> 01:24:02,740 to the N word. 2604 01:24:02,740 --> 01:24:05,660 If you replace it with a B at the beginning. 2605 01:24:05,660 --> 01:24:06,660 Bigger? 2606 01:24:06,660 --> 01:24:09,660 Yeah, because they're, you can say bigger. 2607 01:24:09,660 --> 01:24:14,940 Well, when you look like me, you don't want to take too many chances. 2608 01:24:14,940 --> 01:24:16,420 People are salivating at the mouth. 2609 01:24:16,420 --> 01:24:18,620 They're like, say it, say it. 2610 01:24:18,620 --> 01:24:21,140 I dare you. 2611 01:24:21,140 --> 01:24:22,140 They are. 2612 01:24:22,140 --> 01:24:23,140 They really, really are. 2613 01:24:23,140 --> 01:24:24,140 They're watching. 2614 01:24:24,140 --> 01:24:25,140 The Uggs are supposed to combat that. 2615 01:24:25,140 --> 01:24:26,140 They're like, there's no way. 2616 01:24:26,140 --> 01:24:27,140 The Picaditas. 2617 01:24:27,140 --> 01:24:28,140 Well, I like that. 2618 01:24:28,140 --> 01:24:30,140 Don't make me insecure about my jacket. 2619 01:24:30,140 --> 01:24:31,140 I love pink. 2620 01:24:31,140 --> 01:24:32,140 Me too. 2621 01:24:32,140 --> 01:24:33,140 I wear pink all the time. 2622 01:24:33,140 --> 01:24:34,140 Okay, dude. 2623 01:24:34,140 --> 01:24:37,140 I think it brings out the rosiness in your cheeks. 2624 01:24:37,140 --> 01:24:38,140 Oh, thank you. 2625 01:24:38,140 --> 01:24:39,140 I've been told I have peach undertones. 2626 01:24:39,140 --> 01:24:40,140 Yeah. 2627 01:24:40,140 --> 01:24:41,140 Yeah. 2628 01:24:41,140 --> 01:24:42,140 Why is he hating so much? 2629 01:24:42,140 --> 01:24:43,140 What is this about, man? 2630 01:24:43,140 --> 01:24:48,140 He probably just doesn't know what a peach undertone is. 2631 01:24:48,140 --> 01:24:51,140 You should explain it for Dom. 2632 01:24:51,140 --> 01:24:53,140 Do you know what your undertones are, Dom? 2633 01:24:53,140 --> 01:24:55,140 I have no clue. 2634 01:24:55,140 --> 01:24:58,140 Dom, you have a chestnut glove. 2635 01:24:58,140 --> 01:24:59,140 What's an undertone? 2636 01:24:59,140 --> 01:25:02,140 Like, what do you... 2637 01:25:02,140 --> 01:25:06,860 Just the... I don't technically know the way to describe it. 2638 01:25:06,860 --> 01:25:09,140 It's like, look at a white person. 2639 01:25:09,140 --> 01:25:14,140 Maybe Jack looks more yellow and I look more red, so he would have lemon undertones. 2640 01:25:14,140 --> 01:25:15,140 Are you fucking with me? 2641 01:25:15,140 --> 01:25:16,140 No. 2642 01:25:16,140 --> 01:25:17,140 They say lemon undertone for him? 2643 01:25:17,140 --> 01:25:18,140 No. 2644 01:25:18,140 --> 01:25:19,140 Well, I can't see him. 2645 01:25:19,140 --> 01:25:20,140 I got to turn my neck so far. 2646 01:25:20,140 --> 01:25:22,140 Jack, can you get in the camera one of these? 2647 01:25:22,140 --> 01:25:24,140 Because I need to see... Just go to Brandon. 2648 01:25:24,140 --> 01:25:25,140 Just tuck your head in Brandon. 2649 01:25:25,140 --> 01:25:26,820 Yeah, come over here and wave at him. 2650 01:25:26,820 --> 01:25:29,620 I want people to tell me if that's lemon undertone. 2651 01:25:29,620 --> 01:25:30,620 You can pause on that. 2652 01:25:30,620 --> 01:25:33,140 It's not... I was on the spot, dude. 2653 01:25:33,140 --> 01:25:34,140 Yeah. 2654 01:25:34,140 --> 01:25:40,220 He's like, I'm peach, so yellow must be lemon. 2655 01:25:40,220 --> 01:25:42,780 Lemon might have some negative connotation. 2656 01:25:42,780 --> 01:25:43,780 Peach is also a color. 2657 01:25:43,780 --> 01:25:46,900 Just use... He could just have yellow undertones. 2658 01:25:46,900 --> 01:25:47,900 Lemon yellow. 2659 01:25:47,900 --> 01:25:50,900 My undertone is lemon. 2660 01:25:50,900 --> 01:25:59,580 Mine are also like... I don't know why I made it a fruit yesterday. 2661 01:25:59,580 --> 01:26:01,580 He has white grape undertones. 2662 01:26:01,580 --> 01:26:03,580 Me too, dude. 2663 01:26:03,580 --> 01:26:04,580 Me too. 2664 01:26:04,580 --> 01:26:06,060 No, I'm very peach like you. 2665 01:26:06,060 --> 01:26:09,060 I'm a pinky. 2666 01:26:09,060 --> 01:26:10,500 Very pink skin. 2667 01:26:10,500 --> 01:26:11,780 It's a plague that hurts us all. 2668 01:26:11,780 --> 01:26:13,260 I would say pink though, undertones. 2669 01:26:13,260 --> 01:26:15,060 You could say pink or peach. 2670 01:26:15,060 --> 01:26:17,060 Peach is more orangey though. 2671 01:26:17,060 --> 01:26:18,060 Yeah. 2672 01:26:18,060 --> 01:26:20,460 I don't see orange in your face. 2673 01:26:20,460 --> 01:26:21,820 I can't see my face right now. 2674 01:26:21,820 --> 01:26:22,820 Yeah. 2675 01:26:22,820 --> 01:26:23,820 Don't worry about it. 2676 01:26:23,820 --> 01:26:24,820 It's not orange. 2677 01:26:24,820 --> 01:26:25,820 No. 2678 01:26:25,820 --> 01:26:26,820 Okay. 2679 01:26:26,820 --> 01:26:27,820 Well, in the video, I look like that. 2680 01:26:27,820 --> 01:26:28,820 Do you see how his face and that jacket are similar colors? 2681 01:26:28,820 --> 01:26:29,820 Yeah. 2682 01:26:29,820 --> 01:26:30,820 That's it. 2683 01:26:30,820 --> 01:26:31,820 Yeah, dude. 2684 01:26:31,820 --> 01:26:32,820 Salmon undertone. 2685 01:26:32,820 --> 01:26:33,820 That's salmon? 2686 01:26:33,820 --> 01:26:34,820 Is it? 2687 01:26:34,820 --> 01:26:35,820 That's not pink? 2688 01:26:35,820 --> 01:26:36,820 That's not salmon. 2689 01:26:36,820 --> 01:26:37,820 That's more of a peach color than a salmon color. 2690 01:26:37,820 --> 01:26:38,820 Damn, dude. 2691 01:26:38,820 --> 01:26:39,820 Well, I'm tripping out right now. 2692 01:26:39,820 --> 01:26:40,820 I thought that was pink. 2693 01:26:40,820 --> 01:26:41,820 Yeah, I thought that was pink. 2694 01:26:41,820 --> 01:26:42,820 We were just... Yeah. 2695 01:26:42,820 --> 01:26:47,820 I mean, pink and peach are not wrong. 2696 01:26:47,820 --> 01:26:49,820 He has knee high undertones. 2697 01:26:49,820 --> 01:26:50,820 Yeah, so we got everybody's undertone. 2698 01:26:50,820 --> 01:26:51,820 What's my undertone? 2699 01:26:51,820 --> 01:26:52,820 We know. 2700 01:26:52,820 --> 01:26:53,820 Okay, look at it. 2701 01:26:53,820 --> 01:26:56,820 He's like, I know what you... I know what it is. 2702 01:26:56,820 --> 01:27:08,540 I know what it is. 2703 01:27:08,540 --> 01:27:10,540 I guess if you're saying the undertones, so you're saying like... 2704 01:27:10,540 --> 01:27:11,540 Coconut. 2705 01:27:11,540 --> 01:27:12,540 What? 2706 01:27:12,540 --> 01:27:13,540 Is that a fruit? 2707 01:27:13,540 --> 01:27:14,540 Kiwi? 2708 01:27:14,540 --> 01:27:15,540 It doesn't have to be a fruit. 2709 01:27:15,540 --> 01:27:16,540 What? 2710 01:27:16,540 --> 01:27:17,540 Coconut is a fruit. 2711 01:27:17,540 --> 01:27:20,060 Coconut it is. 2712 01:27:20,060 --> 01:27:21,540 I don't know. 2713 01:27:21,540 --> 01:27:22,780 Wait, what is it? 2714 01:27:22,780 --> 01:27:24,780 We're just deciding everybody's undertone's here. 2715 01:27:24,780 --> 01:27:26,780 Yours is coconut, I guess. 2716 01:27:26,780 --> 01:27:27,780 Fuck it. 2717 01:27:27,780 --> 01:27:28,780 That's good. 2718 01:27:28,780 --> 01:27:31,780 Yours is lemon, peach, walnut. 2719 01:27:31,780 --> 01:27:32,780 No. 2720 01:27:32,780 --> 01:27:35,420 And you're a peach? 2721 01:27:35,420 --> 01:27:36,940 I could also be a peach. 2722 01:27:36,940 --> 01:27:39,940 Fuck up, dude. 2723 01:27:39,940 --> 01:27:40,940 Nectarine. 2724 01:27:40,940 --> 01:27:41,940 Grapefruit? 2725 01:27:41,940 --> 01:27:44,580 I'm kind of like a grapefruit. 2726 01:27:44,580 --> 01:27:47,340 Yeah, when you cut it open though, like the inside of a grapefruit. 2727 01:27:47,340 --> 01:27:51,940 That's my skin color. 2728 01:27:51,940 --> 01:27:57,500 I have rosacea. 2729 01:27:57,500 --> 01:28:01,220 So are you 2004 egg toss champion? 2730 01:28:01,220 --> 01:28:02,220 I was indeed, yeah. 2731 01:28:02,220 --> 01:28:03,220 Oh wow. 2732 01:28:03,220 --> 01:28:06,460 Pretty big deal at the Chicken and Egg Festival in Moulton, Alabama. 2733 01:28:06,460 --> 01:28:07,460 Yeah. 2734 01:28:07,460 --> 01:28:08,460 Which came first? 2735 01:28:08,460 --> 01:28:10,660 We got champions over here. 2736 01:28:10,660 --> 01:28:12,460 Which came first? 2737 01:28:12,460 --> 01:28:15,740 Well, that's a very silly question. 2738 01:28:15,740 --> 01:28:21,060 Are we talking about the chicken egg or just the egg? 2739 01:28:21,060 --> 01:28:22,060 The chicken or the egg? 2740 01:28:22,060 --> 01:28:25,020 There are more eggs than just chicken eggs. 2741 01:28:25,020 --> 01:28:28,740 I'm not buying it. 2742 01:28:28,740 --> 01:28:32,100 I think chickens came first. 2743 01:28:32,100 --> 01:28:37,140 If you're talking about chicken eggs, then a chicken had to come first to make an egg. 2744 01:28:37,140 --> 01:28:38,140 Yeah. 2745 01:28:38,140 --> 01:28:44,940 But evolution wise, a chicken may not have laid the first chicken egg. 2746 01:28:44,940 --> 01:28:49,220 See it's not possible without God. 2747 01:28:49,220 --> 01:28:53,220 And flat earth. 2748 01:28:53,220 --> 01:28:57,580 That's actually what's wrong is all the dinosaurs are on the bottom of the flat earth. 2749 01:28:57,580 --> 01:29:02,460 We're just stuck with all the little chickens and stuff up here. 2750 01:29:02,460 --> 01:29:04,460 We got the bullshit side. 2751 01:29:04,460 --> 01:29:11,900 I'm actually taking an excursion to the bottom of flat earth. 2752 01:29:11,900 --> 01:29:14,900 Oh is that a thing? 2753 01:29:14,900 --> 01:29:15,900 It's a cruise. 2754 01:29:15,900 --> 01:29:16,900 Ocean gate. 2755 01:29:16,900 --> 01:29:20,500 It's like carnival. 2756 01:29:20,500 --> 01:29:22,500 Water gate part two, dude. 2757 01:29:22,500 --> 01:29:24,500 You know what? 2758 01:29:24,500 --> 01:29:26,780 I don't know anything, dude. 2759 01:29:26,780 --> 01:29:28,460 Well, you may know anything. 2760 01:29:28,460 --> 01:29:29,460 I don't got anything. 2761 01:29:29,460 --> 01:29:31,660 Oh, I got you. 2762 01:29:31,660 --> 01:29:35,660 So Misty Coontz, what's that about? 2763 01:29:35,660 --> 01:29:36,660 Misty Coontz. 2764 01:29:36,660 --> 01:29:38,220 That's one of my D&D characters. 2765 01:29:38,220 --> 01:29:40,420 That's what I was about to get into. 2766 01:29:40,420 --> 01:29:42,260 It is meant to look like a cunt though. 2767 01:29:42,260 --> 01:29:44,300 Yeah, I did that on purpose. 2768 01:29:44,300 --> 01:29:48,380 You would have said the same thing, dude. 2769 01:29:48,380 --> 01:29:50,020 What's it at on here? 2770 01:29:50,020 --> 01:29:51,380 Misty Coontz, yeah. 2771 01:29:51,380 --> 01:29:52,380 The first page in bold. 2772 01:29:52,380 --> 01:29:53,380 At the top in bold. 2773 01:29:53,380 --> 01:29:54,380 That's page two out of four. 2774 01:29:54,380 --> 01:29:55,380 We were supposed to talk about this first. 2775 01:29:55,380 --> 01:29:56,380 Oh, okay. 2776 01:29:56,380 --> 01:29:57,380 You're talking about, okay. 2777 01:29:57,380 --> 01:29:58,380 They're like, who's Misty Coontz? 2778 01:29:58,380 --> 01:29:59,380 Is that your only fan's name? 2779 01:29:59,380 --> 01:30:00,380 I'm not sure. 2780 01:30:00,380 --> 01:30:01,380 I'm not sure. 2781 01:30:01,380 --> 01:30:02,380 I'm not sure. 2782 01:30:02,380 --> 01:30:03,380 I'm not sure. 2783 01:30:03,380 --> 01:30:04,380 I'm not sure. 2784 01:30:04,380 --> 01:30:05,380 I'm not sure. 2785 01:30:05,380 --> 01:30:06,380 I'm not sure. 2786 01:30:06,380 --> 01:30:07,380 I'm not sure. 2787 01:30:07,380 --> 01:30:08,380 I'm not sure. 2788 01:30:08,380 --> 01:30:09,380 I'm not sure. 2789 01:30:09,380 --> 01:30:10,380 I'm not sure. 2790 01:30:10,380 --> 01:30:11,380 I'm not sure. 2791 01:30:11,380 --> 01:30:12,380 I'm not sure. 2792 01:30:12,380 --> 01:30:13,380 I'm not sure. 2793 01:30:13,380 --> 01:30:14,380 I'm not sure. 2794 01:30:14,380 --> 01:30:21,200 Oh, that would have been genius, but no, it's a D&D character. 2795 01:30:21,200 --> 01:30:22,780 She's a satyr, wild magic barbarian. 2796 01:30:22,780 --> 01:30:23,780 Okay. 2797 01:30:23,780 --> 01:30:27,600 Yeah, I think she was level seven or something when we stopped playing or eight. 2798 01:30:27,600 --> 01:30:28,980 I don't remember. 2799 01:30:28,980 --> 01:30:29,980 Pretty badass though. 2800 01:30:29,980 --> 01:30:30,980 She had a big ax. 2801 01:30:30,980 --> 01:30:35,420 When I first met you, that's what you were doing like live shows at Stand Up Live. 2802 01:30:35,420 --> 01:30:37,300 Yeah, with Catacombs and Comedians. 2803 01:30:37,300 --> 01:30:39,020 It was another one we were doing. 2804 01:30:39,020 --> 01:30:45,300 Misty Kuntz was the character that I had whenever we did an online, like a live online stream 2805 01:30:45,300 --> 01:30:46,300 of us playing D&D. 2806 01:30:46,300 --> 01:30:47,300 It was really fun. 2807 01:30:47,300 --> 01:30:48,620 It was really fun. 2808 01:30:48,620 --> 01:30:51,700 Maybe not that entertaining to watch because we were all like, kind of like, oh, what are 2809 01:30:51,700 --> 01:30:52,700 we doing? 2810 01:30:52,700 --> 01:30:53,700 But it was really fun. 2811 01:30:53,700 --> 01:30:55,860 I was like, if we do this enough, I think we'll be good at it, guys. 2812 01:30:55,860 --> 01:30:57,020 Like we should just keep doing it. 2813 01:30:57,020 --> 01:30:59,940 Oh, so you didn't know how to do it when you went up there. 2814 01:30:59,940 --> 01:31:02,620 I am still not amazing at D&D. 2815 01:31:02,620 --> 01:31:07,020 I used to regularly play and whenever you're kind of practiced at it, you get fast at like 2816 01:31:07,020 --> 01:31:10,780 learning, you know, the things you're supposed to add and subtract. 2817 01:31:10,780 --> 01:31:15,820 But if I take more than a week off, I'm like, I forgot, you know, like, I don't know. 2818 01:31:15,820 --> 01:31:21,300 So it'd be like, like I'm a ogre with magic. 2819 01:31:21,300 --> 01:31:23,500 You could be a half orc with magic. 2820 01:31:23,500 --> 01:31:25,060 Half orc with magic. 2821 01:31:25,060 --> 01:31:27,740 And then I'll be like, I cast a spell on you. 2822 01:31:27,740 --> 01:31:28,740 Yes. 2823 01:31:28,740 --> 01:31:31,900 Well, I mean, yes, and you can for sure. 2824 01:31:31,900 --> 01:31:32,900 So it's like, yeah. 2825 01:31:32,900 --> 01:31:33,900 I mean, that's basically it. 2826 01:31:33,900 --> 01:31:37,220 It's literally, it's literally, you do whatever. 2827 01:31:37,220 --> 01:31:41,700 Yeah, you do whatever you want in D&D. 2828 01:31:41,700 --> 01:31:49,860 You can funk winches and, and, uh, fuck winches and, and, and go to funk. 2829 01:31:49,860 --> 01:31:50,860 You can funk. 2830 01:31:50,860 --> 01:31:56,740 You can go to taverns, you know, you can get in brawls. 2831 01:31:56,740 --> 01:31:57,740 You can fight people. 2832 01:31:57,740 --> 01:32:01,060 You can fight the people among you, but that's not super fun. 2833 01:32:01,060 --> 01:32:04,500 Nobody likes that whenever you try to be a dick to your teammates. 2834 01:32:04,500 --> 01:32:05,500 Okay. 2835 01:32:05,500 --> 01:32:06,500 Nobody likes that. 2836 01:32:06,500 --> 01:32:10,060 Um, unless it goes with the storyline and things get really intense and you're like, 2837 01:32:10,060 --> 01:32:11,060 no, you're right. 2838 01:32:11,060 --> 01:32:19,340 That is what your character would do, you know, cause it's a very deep role play experience. 2839 01:32:19,340 --> 01:32:21,380 I would forget everything immediately. 2840 01:32:21,380 --> 01:32:23,700 I would be the worst at this game. 2841 01:32:23,700 --> 01:32:25,100 It is so much fun though. 2842 01:32:25,100 --> 01:32:33,220 If you like, like role playing like, you know, like the tabletop, like RPG thing is so cool. 2843 01:32:33,220 --> 01:32:39,980 Once you kind of learn the way it works, but I'm not like, I don't do numbers good. 2844 01:32:39,980 --> 01:32:45,740 So I don't do numbers good. 2845 01:32:45,740 --> 01:32:50,440 So, so yeah, it's a learning, it's a learning curve, like every single time that I have 2846 01:32:50,440 --> 01:32:54,540 to re like do a new session, essentially. 2847 01:32:54,540 --> 01:32:59,620 So you, um, would you do like the live action role plan when they go there with swords and 2848 01:32:59,620 --> 01:33:00,620 such? 2849 01:33:00,620 --> 01:33:04,940 I wish if anybody knows, yeah, LARP, if anybody knows where that's happening, let me know. 2850 01:33:04,940 --> 01:33:08,060 We should do it happens every year at the VBC. 2851 01:33:08,060 --> 01:33:09,060 Does it? 2852 01:33:09,060 --> 01:33:10,060 Yes. 2853 01:33:10,060 --> 01:33:11,060 Hell yeah. 2854 01:33:11,060 --> 01:33:14,580 Around this time, like March and April, because we got Huntsville Comic Con. 2855 01:33:14,580 --> 01:33:15,580 Oh yeah. 2856 01:33:15,580 --> 01:33:16,580 Yeah, you're right. 2857 01:33:16,580 --> 01:33:21,300 I have, um, the other thing though is I don't, I, I would love to do that, but that kind 2858 01:33:21,300 --> 01:33:23,860 of gear, if you want it to look nice, kind of expensive. 2859 01:33:23,860 --> 01:33:26,260 So like, what do I want to look silly with a plastic sword? 2860 01:33:26,260 --> 01:33:29,420 Now that shit's going to be, it's going to look real. 2861 01:33:29,420 --> 01:33:33,260 So one day when I'm rich, I'm going to show up in a suit of armor. 2862 01:33:33,260 --> 01:33:37,340 I'm going to fuck everybody up. 2863 01:33:37,340 --> 01:33:42,460 If we were, if we were going to do a D and D campaign, what would our, our story be? 2864 01:33:42,460 --> 01:33:44,140 What would be the story behind it? 2865 01:33:44,140 --> 01:33:47,700 I think we should rescue Brandon from something. 2866 01:33:47,700 --> 01:33:48,700 You're caught for sure. 2867 01:33:48,700 --> 01:33:49,700 Yeah. 2868 01:33:49,700 --> 01:33:54,100 I think they were fucking shit up in the cabin and then he got overpowered. 2869 01:33:54,100 --> 01:33:55,100 Princess coconut. 2870 01:33:55,100 --> 01:33:56,100 Prince coconut. 2871 01:33:56,100 --> 01:34:01,100 Oh shit, they overpowered me now. 2872 01:34:01,100 --> 01:34:03,780 He's been locked in a magical teddy bear suit. 2873 01:34:03,780 --> 01:34:06,060 Y'all better help me. 2874 01:34:06,060 --> 01:34:07,860 This dragon threatened to rape me. 2875 01:34:07,860 --> 01:34:08,860 What the fuck? 2876 01:34:08,860 --> 01:34:09,860 That's a pretty big fight. 2877 01:34:09,860 --> 01:34:12,860 Always goes there with Brandon. 2878 01:34:12,860 --> 01:34:15,120 Oh shit. 2879 01:34:15,120 --> 01:34:21,220 Something I think about a lot is in Shrek, donkey eventually marries a dragon and then 2880 01:34:21,220 --> 01:34:25,300 they have children that are like a hybrid of donkeys and dragons. 2881 01:34:25,300 --> 01:34:27,300 I thought donkeys couldn't procreate. 2882 01:34:27,300 --> 01:34:30,260 I mean, haven't you ever seen a mule? 2883 01:34:30,260 --> 01:34:33,260 I don't know. 2884 01:34:33,260 --> 01:34:41,180 Well, the dragon DNA translate. 2885 01:34:41,180 --> 01:34:43,100 Yeah, that is guy. 2886 01:34:43,100 --> 01:34:44,100 That is questionable. 2887 01:34:44,100 --> 01:34:46,740 Does she give birth to eggs or live young? 2888 01:34:46,740 --> 01:34:50,460 That's what I want to know. 2889 01:34:50,460 --> 01:34:51,460 That's the real question. 2890 01:34:51,460 --> 01:34:52,460 That's the real question. 2891 01:34:52,460 --> 01:34:53,460 God damn it. 2892 01:34:53,460 --> 01:34:54,460 We want answers. 2893 01:34:54,460 --> 01:34:55,460 Yes, we do. 2894 01:34:55,460 --> 01:34:56,460 All right. 2895 01:34:56,460 --> 01:34:57,460 This has been so fun. 2896 01:34:57,460 --> 01:34:58,460 Cool. 2897 01:34:58,460 --> 01:34:59,460 And it's been a great one. 2898 01:34:59,460 --> 01:35:00,460 Yes. 2899 01:34:59,460 --> 01:35:00,460 you want to promote. 2900 01:35:00,460 --> 01:35:01,460 Say it to this camera right here. 2901 01:35:01,460 --> 01:35:02,460 We'll put it up right on the left side of you. 2902 01:35:02,460 --> 01:35:03,460 Which one? 2903 01:35:03,460 --> 01:35:04,460 This one? 2904 01:35:04,460 --> 01:35:05,460 This one? 2905 01:35:05,460 --> 01:35:06,460 This one? 2906 01:35:06,460 --> 01:35:07,460 This one? 2907 01:35:07,460 --> 01:35:08,460 This one? 2908 01:35:08,460 --> 01:35:09,460 This one? 2909 01:35:09,460 --> 01:35:10,460 This one? 2910 01:35:10,460 --> 01:35:11,460 This one? 2911 01:35:11,460 --> 01:35:12,460 This one? 2912 01:35:12,460 --> 01:35:13,460 This one? 2913 01:35:13,460 --> 01:35:14,460 This one? 2914 01:35:14,460 --> 01:35:15,460 This one? 2915 01:35:15,460 --> 01:35:16,460 This one? 2916 01:35:16,460 --> 01:35:17,460 Which one? 2917 01:35:17,460 --> 01:35:18,460 This one? 2918 01:35:18,460 --> 01:35:19,460 The one right in front of you. 2919 01:35:19,460 --> 01:35:20,460 Cool. 2920 01:35:20,460 --> 01:35:21,460 March 8th at Orion. 2921 01:35:21,460 --> 01:35:22,460 We're doing a free show for International Women's Day. 2922 01:35:22,460 --> 01:35:23,460 Hell, yeah. 2923 01:35:23,460 --> 01:35:24,460 Yeah. 2924 01:35:24,460 --> 01:35:26,980 It's called Tickled Pink at the Orion 8 p.m. March 8th. 2925 01:35:26,980 --> 01:35:30,540 Me and myself, Ashlyn Lutz, the Huntsville Darling. 2926 01:35:30,540 --> 01:35:34,880 Hillary Begley from Netflix and Roku's Storm Artiste. 2927 01:35:34,880 --> 01:35:35,880 Very funny ladies. 2928 01:35:35,880 --> 01:35:37,500 It's going to be fucking crazy. 2929 01:35:37,500 --> 01:35:38,500 Hell, yeah. 2930 01:35:38,500 --> 01:35:39,500 What's your app? 2931 01:35:39,500 --> 01:35:40,500 At Raina Cahill. 2932 01:35:40,500 --> 01:35:41,500 Don't ask me that. 2933 01:35:41,500 --> 01:35:42,500 I'm going to be a really funny lady. 2934 01:35:42,500 --> 01:35:43,500 On everything? 2935 01:35:43,500 --> 01:35:44,500 Just find me. 2936 01:35:44,500 --> 01:35:45,500 I don't ask Jack. 2937 01:35:45,500 --> 01:35:46,500 We'll have it up. 2938 01:35:46,500 --> 01:35:47,500 Yeah, we'll have it up. 2939 01:35:47,500 --> 01:35:48,500 Yeah, Raina, R-A-Y-N-A, C-A-H-I-L-L. 2940 01:35:48,500 --> 01:36:00,020 This is also now a good time to mention that Dom called you Rihanna for the first six weeks 2941 01:36:00,020 --> 01:36:01,020 that I knew it. 2942 01:36:01,020 --> 01:36:02,020 Oh, yeah, yeah. 2943 01:36:02,020 --> 01:36:04,020 He called me Rihanna to my face. 2944 01:36:04,020 --> 01:36:06,380 It's okay. 2945 01:36:06,380 --> 01:36:08,900 I get called Rihanna on a daily basis. 2946 01:36:08,900 --> 01:36:12,860 I wish that it was because of how I looked and not because they misread my name, but 2947 01:36:12,860 --> 01:36:15,860 that's cool. 2948 01:36:15,860 --> 01:36:16,860 It doesn't bother me. 2949 01:36:16,860 --> 01:36:18,180 You can just call me Rae. 2950 01:36:18,180 --> 01:36:22,060 My name is short for a man named Rae anyway. 2951 01:36:22,060 --> 01:36:23,780 I mean long for a man named Rae, I guess. 2952 01:36:23,780 --> 01:36:24,780 I don't know. 2953 01:36:24,780 --> 01:36:25,780 Anyway, I quit. 2954 01:36:25,780 --> 01:36:26,780 Sorry. 2955 01:36:26,780 --> 01:36:27,780 Hell, yeah. 2956 01:36:27,780 --> 01:36:28,780 Thank you. 2957 01:36:28,780 --> 01:36:42,700 All right.