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This week on clown college

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I have acid reflux so bad to where I can eat something that's like

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Spicy or red meat or anything like that and I will literally take two bites and throw up. Why I shouldn't be drinking this

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I shouldn't be those wings

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Like you all to know he he requested the way

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We didn't like what do you want to eat and I was like

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I'm not wings. This is the clown college podcast

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We're just a couple open micers trying to make our way through the scene where we interview

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Comedians throughout different stages of their comedy career no matter if they're open micers headliners or traveling comedians

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I'm here to Jamie 2.0. I just talk a lot more. Damn it Brandon go sit in the corner

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Hell yeah, hell yeah

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We're back

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Well, we got some swag now. Oh shit. Yeah, it's a man against swag. Yeah. Yeah, you got yours over there. You got your notebook

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What

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He's saying he's swaggy brother, I put the swag and then the clown college, okay with the pen you said that's you though

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Oh, yeah, the action figure the white man. No, this is black, right?

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Hey

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Is he black? Yeah, I changed the face. Yeah, he is

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It's just the glare. That's a look away. Yeah legos are crazy. I thought he was saying he had swag

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That's why laughs. Oh, I thought you had a glass and he was like, that's me

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I'm the swag. I was like, oh shit. You know, I got a little swag but not

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Haircut that hair cut changed the man. I know I know shout out Mike sales. Shout out. Shout out man. He did an amazing job

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Yeah, got your little temp fade. You can't tell you nut. Hell Athena said you just been wilder

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You ain't stop looking in the mirror man now, that's like the symbol life suit from spider-man

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Oh black, huh, yeah gang gang fuck these white motherfuckers

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On that note dude, I was taught to kill it with kindness dude

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I'm gonna kill you with kindness me and Brandon were talking and we appreciate all that you do for the podcast

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The editing and everything Dom does all of it

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He takes a lot of time out of his life to do that for us and we are very appreciative

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So we got you a surprise dude. We chipped in and we got you a surprise. Shut the fuck up

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Here you go, man

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Hey come here this is like Christmas for me we wanted you to die faster so we can replace you

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Yeah, you got to do this all in a day

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No, this is a whole a whole quote. Well a carton

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No, I was gonna say this is all a ploy to get Dante to replace me. Yeah, I'm the bitches. It's a coup man

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Tired of it. Thank you guys. Oh, yeah, man. There's a long they didn't have the short. I worry about it

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Just kidding. You said take a little longer to puff

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It gives you a longer break dude longer experience

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Fuck sci-fi man. Yeah

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It's way more important

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This now aren't it here and then tower seven back here

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Yeah, when at stand-up live me and sci-fi were talking and he kept calling it building seven, but I never corrected him

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He kept says like they didn't building seven fell down. I'm like, what is building seven tower seven?

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What I mean, yeah, what's tower seven?

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It was it's like a building kind of adjacent to the Twin Towers that randomly collapsed like a few hours

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Or within days of the Twin Towers going down and it looks like it blew up from the inside like the way it fell

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That's the conspiracy Elise. I really don't know that much about it. I just know it's like funny

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Say towers I heard that on an episode of Nathan for you when he does the the dating the dating one daddy daddy daddy dating

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Oh, yeah, and they watch them and the girl like she was bowling. She was like, yeah the the towers fail

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But what about tower seven and you could tell he's so confused. He's like, what you talking about the Pentagon?

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Cuz that guy I remember that guy hit the two the two towers and then the Pentagon

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I'm the other one went down in that field man who the other one that went down in a field

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And they wrote that book about it

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They like sacrificed themselves to get the plane down to save other

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Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I did hear about that, but they found the black box from there but not from the other ones

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You know, it's a 50-50 chance dude

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Here we go with this shit. We argue about this off-camera quite a bit Jake was a little upset about it

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I would see yeah. Yeah, well he I love how Jake came with the facts anything you tried to throw out there

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He was like, well, actually it's a 66% probability

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Speaking of something else we were arguing about

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Do you guys think out there?

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Please comment

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If you were in the ocean and a barracuda was trying to kill you one singular barracuda

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Could you what it kill you would one barracuda kill you? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. No

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Yes, especially if you can't swim. Well you yeah, you didn't

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What you eat?

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It could be a shrimp. It'll take you

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Have you seen that one shrimp dude that punches real hard? It's like the hardest point of the hardest things ever. Yeah, like PSI

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Yeah, like relative and shit it it goes so fast. It boils the water around it

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Mantis shrimp it'll fuck you up Brandon if we get if we get 500 subscribers in

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The next three months. Can we let you get punched by the man to shrimp dude?

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This is some brave wilderness shit. Yes. Oh, it's Brandon. Oh, I owe D Peters. Yeah

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That's a real guy oh

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That's the crazy bald white dude that lets all the bugs sting him. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's the one

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I saw that and snapping turtles the shrimp. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he had the hornets on there

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I think he let a little alligator bite him. He did and snapping bamboo sticks. It's insane, dude

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I used to wrangle snap snapping turtles like during the pandemic dude. I'll send you some pictures to throw up right here, dude. I

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Was I was killing what do you mean wrangle? Like I find them and I just try to pick them up

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Oh you this wasn't the job. No, this was my it was there was cove it did

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You can't get around people. They didn't say you can't you know fuck with the wildlife

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This is America, dude. Are those things fast?

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I don't know. I I only encountered a handful, but they were smaller if they were bigger

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I probably wouldn't have fucked with them. Okay, cuz I seen one chase my stepdad

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Just see him high kneeing high kneeing through this shit. I'm like, what the hell you had the big

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Standing and he was doing that fishing where you stand in the water and you got the big boots on

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Oh, I don't know fly fishing is that what I don't know what it's called

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But uh, he was doing that and I just see him. I just see him bucking and bucking this little month

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I mean it wasn't little was a big-ass turtle. It was coming. It was coming after him. I ran

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Yeah, he my real daddy

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You got to do the zigzag pattern here you go with the zigzag shit it probably does work alligators

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It's any you said yeah you're gonna have you zigzag

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You got a jump on top of it. Yeah, okay. See yes. That's no, that's how you can hold its mouth shut

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It only has bite down power. Yeah have unhinging power. I think that's what they say, but I wouldn't know

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Alligators the least scary of all the

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Like the wildlife that likes likes to eat me all right, I don't know what about like a bird or something

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No, hippos.

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I'd rather deal with an alligator than an eagle.

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Hippos.

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The eagle was trying to get at you?

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Well, hippos don't eat meat.

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Dude, hippos kill like more people.

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Hippos are hyper.

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They kill people because of territory and shit, but they don't eat meat.

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Oh, the polar bears.

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Well, and then plus polar bears will fuck you up.

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Polar bears are the worst.

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Yes, I'm saying what's what?

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Which one would you rather take on than alligator?

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Would you rather take on an eagle than alligator?

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I'd rather I'd probably rather take on a hawk than alligator.

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I probably I probably don't.

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I don't really know the difference, man, between the way bigger.

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Really? Yeah.

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Like significantly bigger.

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You never seen that video that eagle

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himming up a deer, a whole full grown deer.

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Look it up.

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Let's see. You said what is it?

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Eagles Eagle.

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Has deer and gets there kills there.

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We should get Brandon to do that thing where he has the glove on

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and the fucking falcon comes and lands on him.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah.

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Falconry, dude.

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Yeah, once we start getting this brand in the wall,

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got this little fucking.

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OK, let's see which one he's trying to get one where he got them all the way up.

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It's happening. You see that?

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Look how far that motherfucker got that bitch in the air.

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What the hell is that?

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Vail, man.

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That's like a video game or something.

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That's from Red Dead Redemption.

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That's one of the legendary animals.

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They got so many of them.

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They do not fuck around.

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Let's see what are you talking about?

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Do you know how much is an eagle way?

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Oh, shit. Look at this one.

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Yeah. What the fuck is that?

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That's a bald eagle.

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That's not that's not real.

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Yeah, that's that's not real.

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What they do.

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Let's see. Hold on.

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Oh, now that look at I'm getting to do hold the fuck up.

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Now, that's real. Yeah.

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That thing is big as fuck.

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I couldn't do it.

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Yeah, I think it take you down if I want to.

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Hell, yeah.

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I don't know. You might be able to fuck you.

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Oh, yeah. I'm looking at it.

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I'm going to punch the shit out of it.

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If you don't catch it.

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You're dying to most animals, dude.

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It crazy as hell.

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Most animals.

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I'm killing a bear. Poisoned dirt frog would fuck you up.

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Yeah, anything poisonous will fuck me up.

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My reaction time ain't that quick.

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But like shit, a barracuda, dude, it's not that big, dude.

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It's fast, man.

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And you just said your reaction time isn't that good.

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Yeah, that's a down.

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But it has to try to kill me.

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I'm going to get a hold of that motherfucker.

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I'm going to get it under the gills.

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And we'll wrap it right around under the gills.

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That big ass thing, dude.

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No, not in the water.

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I mean, that's like a huge.

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That's massive.

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But that's what I'm saying.

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Yeah, but still.

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No, not in the water.

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That's a big ass fish and it swims hella fast.

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Yeah, but his mouth isn't.

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What? Dude, that thing can definitely open, man.

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Yeah, go for the neck.

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Yeah, but that.

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I don't think it's fucking.

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Yeah, but you sound less confident now that you're looking at it.

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That was bigger than I've seen.

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I've seen when I did the shark tank in Hawaii.

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And that was the coolest thing that I've seen.

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They had like some reef sharks, someone that no like great whites or tigers.

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But one of those things, they shine like they like different colors

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when you're looking at it under the water.

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But it wasn't that big for damn sure.

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No, but that's a big.

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Yeah, that's like a record.

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Yeah, because that's fucking huge.

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It says South Carolina Public Radio, probably a news article.

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This guy probably did some terrible shit.

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So you look at that.

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Look, get the one with his teeth.

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Go to the one with his teeth.

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Man, you think that thing killing you?

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Are you crazy, dude?

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Look at those teeth.

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Yeah, I break them.

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That shit probably can't even.

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No, I'm fucking that up.

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Brandon, find another big one, dude.

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OK, let me search up big now.

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We got biggest Barracuda ever on Earth in history.

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Barracuda biggest.

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Look at that, man.

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His skull. Let's see one that's.

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Look at that one holding the head, dude. Right here.

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Damn. Look at that shit, dude.

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Hell no. That's fucking you up.

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That thing is big as hell.

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Look at the mouth on that one, dude.

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I mean, I'm saying.

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The bottom right, Brandon. Click on that.

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Hold on. Below that. Below that.

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Full disclosure. I didn't know.

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On the right, Brandon. That one. That one.

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Look at that shit, dude.

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That looks like a fucking big ass snake or something.

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You see that in the water?

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You're not paying a little bit.

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Oh, you're full of shit, man.

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That's like a fucking wolf or some shit in that water.

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So he's reconsidering now, dude.

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That's scary as fuck, man.

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It's OK to say that the mouth doesn't scare me that much.

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It will puncture you.

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It looks like a pussy with teeth, man.

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It's scary as fuck.

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It'll take a chunk out of you, but it's not.

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I don't think it's getting that deep.

238
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That's terrifying.

239
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It's getting that deep.

240
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Dude, that thing's going to.

241
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You'll live if it comes and bites you one time.

242
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But what if it comes back five more times?

243
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If this thing is like angered and trying to kill you.

244
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Now I do have to see how they attack.

245
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If they swim back and forth.

246
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Brandon, pull up some footage.

247
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Let's see it.

248
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But they don't. I looked it up and they said they're like,

249
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they don't mess with humans.

250
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Like, there's no.

251
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Not that really, really that many attack.

252
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See, that's that's what I'm thinking.

253
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Those things like that's what you're going to see.

254
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Let's see.

255
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Wait, dude.

256
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OK, here goes something.

257
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Here goes something.

258
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This is artless.

259
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OK, OK, hold up.

260
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Oh, see how fast that shit is.

261
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That's a bitch one.

262
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Yeah, that was a bitch.

263
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That's the that's like the one I saw.

264
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Yeah, that one has sickle cell.

265
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Let it go.

266
00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:06,040
Look, it ain't swimming as fast as you all made it out to be.

267
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I'm fucking I'm fucking a barracuda.

268
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I stand on it.

269
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There's no way I'm beating the shit out of that barracuda.

270
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Barracuda attack.

271
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We got to see a better one.

272
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That's that's not good enough.

273
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No, that's it.

274
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That's good. That's good.

275
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I mean, my point still stands.

276
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Let's see what the people think.

277
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Yeah, let's we'll see what they think.

278
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Yeah. I have a feeling which way it's going to go, man.

279
00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:27,960
Yeah, we have some technical.

280
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What is that technical?

281
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Technological.

282
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Don't worry about it.

283
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I just did it.

284
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If you have anybody's technical or something like, you know,

285
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how we always got in the comments, be technical about this one.

286
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Be like, yes, barracudas can kill you.

287
00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:44,040
Actually, there's a 50 50 percent chance of something, you know.

288
00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:46,600
Please. We need like a thesis.

289
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Thank you. Yeah.

290
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Thank you. Get get argue about that.

291
00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:50,920
Yeah. It's not even argue.

292
00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:54,080
I would like to get detailed information about why I'm wrong or I'm right

293
00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:58,400
and why JJ is wrong about 50 fucking percent, too, because that's silly.

294
00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:00,760
You can't prove that to be incorrect, man.

295
00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:03,080
And we just I mean, we proved it last.

296
00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:04,360
We were talking about it.

297
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He thinks it's 50.

298
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,840
It's a 50 percent chance that you're going to win the fuck you.

299
00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:11,320
But 50 percent chance you're going to win the lottery.

300
00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:13,080
Right. It's not.

301
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:17,240
It's like one thing that's not 50 50 chances.

302
00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:18,480
You miss pronouncing words.

303
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That's 100 percent.

304
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That is the only acceptance of the rule.

305
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Come on. Come on.

306
00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:27,160
Speech impediment crew speech impediment crew.

307
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Guys are in good company.

308
00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:31,040
We still learn it meant for each other.

309
00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:37,360
Oh, shit. So.

310
00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:39,720
Oh, what else went down this week?

311
00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:45,600
I mean, the only thing I can think about is the fucking crazy

312
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,240
shit that happened at Stand Up Live.

313
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:48,960
Yeah, that was insane.

314
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:54,720
Yeah. So this this guy in the crowd clearly fucked up like drunk as shit.

315
00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:57,880
And he went up like it's a it's a bucket full of stand up live.

316
00:15:57,880 --> 00:16:02,440
And he got pulled like third or fourth or something really early.

317
00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:05,080
And he was he was completely fucked up there.

318
00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:06,720
He got on the line fucked up.

319
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I want another shot.

320
00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:12,280
And then he just like I ain't got no jokes and just sat on set on stage

321
00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:16,200
for three minutes, then got off and then sci fi got up there.

322
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:19,640
He heckled sci fi, but just a light heckle, you know, it was just like,

323
00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:22,160
ha, just talking to him a little bit sci fi.

324
00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:24,120
You know, he you know, he's a professional.

325
00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:25,120
He got it all.

326
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,040
Then Jaylen on the board. Yeah.

327
00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:29,440
Yeah. The board. The board.

328
00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:30,160
He's on the board.

329
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:33,520
I can't believe Kim and Jessica let him on that board, but he's on there.

330
00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:37,800
But so then Jaylen gets up there.

331
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:40,400
Shout out to Jaylen came back, you know, did some shows here.

332
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,840
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

333
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:43,600
Oh, yeah. Always good to see you.

334
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:46,320
And Josh, dude. Yeah, Josh.

335
00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:48,800
Cool brother. Yeah.

336
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:56,840
I said it with the aid.

337
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:59,840
Yeah, you said it with the aid.

338
00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:01,360
It's not a big deal, man.

339
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:03,440
John DeBum did it.

340
00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:06,120
I wonder where John DeBum is now.

341
00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:08,000
Hopefully not here.

342
00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:11,080
And then Jaylen went up, he did a light heckle on Jaylen, too.

343
00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:14,920
But then when Ty got up, Brandon, what did he do?

344
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,640
Man, he was going off.

345
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:19,080
He just would not let Ty even talk.

346
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,200
He get every second.

347
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:21,560
Say something funny.

348
00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:22,920
Say something funny like that.

349
00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:23,600
That's the worst.

350
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:26,960
And yeah, doing that, dude, he's trying to get through it.

351
00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:28,600
That's when I first pulled up.

352
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:30,680
I walked in and that's what was going on.

353
00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:32,400
He called him fat boy.

354
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:35,400
Stepping on his jokes. It got worse.

355
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:36,080
People talking.

356
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:37,600
He was stepping on his jokes, man.

357
00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:38,480
You can't do that.

358
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:40,240
Yeah, that just kind of makes it impossible.

359
00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:43,120
It's just a dickhead thing to do, especially at an open mic.

360
00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,520
Yeah. Like that's lame as hell.

361
00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:47,600
And it's not the environment to do that in.

362
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,480
No, he's just drunk and he's making it about him.

363
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:52,640
And he was he wasn't just drunk.

364
00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:53,880
I don't know. They should have cut him off.

365
00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:56,480
I mean, he was I think he had to be drunk when he got there.

366
00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:59,360
Well, he had to be fucked up by the time he got there because he only went.

367
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:00,120
He went third.

368
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:02,120
You know, they got to come to get you the drinks.

369
00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:03,440
It's not like they're there

370
00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:05,720
like every second to get you whatever drinks you need.

371
00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:09,000
So he probably was on his first drink at stand up live.

372
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,520
So he had to be really fucked up before he got there.

373
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,840
And then, yeah.

374
00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:16,240
And then he just fucking just kept on heckling Ty.

375
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:18,400
Ty, they gave him like some extra minutes.

376
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,760
But, you know, Todd's jokes, he's like, I got titties.

377
00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:23,680
Or and then do was saying it like in a in a in a mean way.

378
00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:26,240
He was like, he was like, you got titties, Joe, fat ass.

379
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:27,720
You ain't got no dick.

380
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:30,120
And I'm like, you stepping on all the ties jokes.

381
00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:30,800
You know what I'm saying?

382
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:33,400
But I was he was being nice. I was like, no, no, no, don't worry about it.

383
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:34,760
Don't worry about it. Don't get him out of there.

384
00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:36,920
You know how Ty is. He the crowd were guru.

385
00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:39,560
So so he handled so he handled the shit.

386
00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:43,120
But it was still fucked up because, you know, this is like something.

387
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:45,200
If you do good on this, you can get on the showcase.

388
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,800
Yeah. So and you can get back to back.

389
00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:51,880
So he pretty much fucked up ties, all the time chances to get on there.

390
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,280
But then this dude, what was his name?

391
00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:56,560
I put it right up there. What does it say?

392
00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:58,840
Let's see. Big Daddy Shortley.

393
00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:01,040
Yeah. Big Daddy Shortlegs.

394
00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:04,440
He got up there and that's when shit went haywire.

395
00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:05,920
And we don't know this guy.

396
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:10,240
So he might be doing stand up a lot because he did have good stage presence.

397
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:11,960
He seemed like he's been doing it for a while.

398
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:14,600
But at the time, I'm like, man, what is this?

399
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:17,760
This is a guy's first time, you know, just trying to do stand up.

400
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:19,320
And this dude's being an asshole.

401
00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:23,000
And then finally, Scott was like, shut the fuck up.

402
00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:25,840
Yeah, I was in the hallway and I heard it from out there, dude.

403
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:28,480
He got down. What did he do?

404
00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:30,560
He would be I mean, he was being so chaotic.

405
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:33,080
He got up. He was like, you're fucking doing this shit to me.

406
00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:34,360
It's black history.

407
00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:37,560
I'm like, you just had four black people. Exactly. Yeah.

408
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,880
You know what? Why don't you have a white baby?

409
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:42,520
Exactly. If it's black history, man.

410
00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,800
Yeah, he didn't say anything when I went up there.

411
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:45,840
And I was after him.

412
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:48,520
It was quiet as a fucking whistle. Dog whistle, bro.

413
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,600
What the fuck? I was about to say whistle.

414
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,400
Dog whistle. Dog whistle.

415
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,360
Quiet as a mouse, I think is the saying.

416
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,520
You do the dog whistle, you don't hear the dog.

417
00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:01,320
Why does that sound like an old fucking quote from like the 1800s?

418
00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:07,960
Shout out Daniel Harden. Yeah, yeah.

419
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:10,640
He's the enforcer. Where's Bryce, dude?

420
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,400
Where's Bryce? Unreal.

421
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,320
Fuck it. You went home.

422
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,200
You're supposed to be the bodyguard of Huntsville.

423
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,600
After the apartment show, he was sick. He went home.

424
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:24,240
He was eating fucking vapes like the Vapo rub, but like the cough drop version.

425
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:28,240
He's eating that and beef jerky at the same time.

426
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:31,440
What kind of monster vapes him?

427
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:34,120
Yeah, we said that same time.

428
00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:37,640
Man, menthol meat stick.

429
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,720
Oh, shit.

430
00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:43,640
What is that? That sounded weird.

431
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:44,680
Pause it.

432
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:48,040
I'll try to cut it up and put it on there afterwards.

433
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,080
We fucked that up.

434
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,200
Yeah, we fucked that up.

435
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,320
What's a menthol meat stick?

436
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:56,280
No, he's saying Bryce was

437
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:59,400
at the show, he was eating

438
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,840
what the fuck, it was cough drops and eating a meat stick.

439
00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:03,600
Yeah, beef jerky.

440
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,240
Oh, no. Meat stick.

441
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:06,880
OK, OK.

442
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:09,040
A glizzy stick, a dried glizzy stick.

443
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:10,240
A Jimmy Jam stick.

444
00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:11,680
Yeah, a dried Jimmy Jam.

445
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,000
I just heard meat stick and Vicks.

446
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,920
I was like, that's a little...

447
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:17,360
That's different.

448
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,480
Some people, that's different.

449
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:24,640
You know what I mean.

450
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,520
You know what I mean? No.

451
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:27,720
You don't know what I mean?

452
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,640
I thought that because some people like that, that's how they were back in the day.

453
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:34,640
Like in 2007, they'd be like, probably back in the day.

454
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:37,120
What do you think 2007 was like?

455
00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:38,360
Well, I was just a child.

456
00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:41,320
I remember, what was it, like Wale came out around that time.

457
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:43,520
Who? Wale from Disney.

458
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:45,760
Oh, OK, Wale. OK.

459
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:46,960
Yeah, but...

460
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:48,440
Wale, dude.

461
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,840
Yeah, but anyway, back in the 2000s,

462
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:54,880
people would say stuff like, I'm going to get the Vicks and get the meat stick.

463
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,200
And that meant go whack off with the lotion.

464
00:21:57,200 --> 00:22:02,920
I have never in all of my 36 years heard anything.

465
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:05,440
Who would jack off with the vapor rub?

466
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,440
That would hurt so fucking bad.

467
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:08,560
I've heard a crazy story.

468
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:10,760
Like, I remember one dude was talking about how his mom walked in

469
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:12,160
and he accidentally sprained his shit.

470
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:13,280
He got scared.

471
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:15,280
I was like, damn, man, you fucked up.

472
00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:19,800
It's horrible. People get crazy.

473
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,800
Well, you said he sprained his dick.

474
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,320
Yeah, like he accidentally, she opened the door and he got scared.

475
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:25,360
I was like, oh shit.

476
00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:26,800
And he was like, oh.

477
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:27,840
Oh, you ripped it off?

478
00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:30,160
No, thankfully not. Thankfully not.

479
00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:33,760
People are crazy, man.

480
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:37,960
But hold on, explain to me the Vicks thing in 2007.

481
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:39,920
Well, early 2000s.

482
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:41,640
OK, around.

483
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:43,320
Because you remember Vicks is vapor rub.

484
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,880
People get the...

485
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:50,280
So when they get the Vicks Vapor rub, I'm like, that's a method for like a lotion, maybe.

486
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,160
But how...

487
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:56,600
But who said this?

488
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:57,760
Just kids on the block.

489
00:22:57,760 --> 00:22:59,440
Like, people would just say that stuff.

490
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:00,600
This is going off the rails.

491
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,080
Like, some people just say that because sometimes...

492
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:03,960
Fine, you know what? Fuck it. I used to say it.

493
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:05,960
It might be Sits of Renan.

494
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:08,200
I used to, because I used to make like slangs and shit.

495
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:08,680
So I was...

496
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:09,800
So you created this like...

497
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:10,200
Yes.

498
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:11,200
OK.

499
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:14,040
It was... I was trying to cover it up, but fine.

500
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:16,280
It's me.

501
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:18,280
All right, it's me.

502
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:20,800
Really?

503
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,000
What?

504
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,560
What? OK.

505
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:24,200
What?

506
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:24,760
Fine.

507
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:28,200
We were like, you're changing like kids on the block and stuff.

508
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:29,200
It was me.

509
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:29,720
Fine.

510
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:31,200
I made it up.

511
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,200
I said that.

512
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:33,200
I did that stuff.

513
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:36,200
I was a weird kid.

514
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:42,200
So in the early 2000s, you used to call jerking off, getting the Vapor rub and the meat stick.

515
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:44,400
Yeah, when I learned what it was, because I didn't know...

516
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:48,240
Like when people would say, beat your meat and stuff, I didn't know what the fuck that meant.

517
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:51,440
I'd be like, so you hitting your leg, you hitting the meat, I didn't know what it meant.

518
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:53,960
So I was like, meat stick Vaseline?

519
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:55,880
Hey, fuck it. That's probably something.

520
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:57,040
Yeah, Vaseline.

521
00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:58,920
Or a Vicks, whatever that is.

522
00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:00,800
No, there's a big difference.

523
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:02,880
But they both...

524
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:05,320
You ever put Vicks on anything?

525
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:06,520
Yeah, yeah.

526
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:07,640
So you know, it opens up.

527
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:09,080
Yeah, it opens up.

528
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:10,240
You don't want to put that.

529
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:10,600
No.

530
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:11,880
You don't want to use that.

531
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:12,320
No.

532
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:13,400
Yeah, you don't want to use that.

533
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:13,880
No.

534
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:15,120
So what'd you say there is a difference?

535
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:19,640
I've never even came close to using it, but I'm guaranteeing it's a sensation for sure.

536
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:20,880
It's going to be on there.

537
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:21,760
Yeah.

538
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:22,360
Yeah, you right.

539
00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:24,360
It's probably like alone, I guess.

540
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:28,720
See, we get so close.

541
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:30,720
We get so close to common ground.

542
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:33,080
It got out.

543
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:33,720
Hello?

544
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:34,200
Hello?

545
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:34,800
Hey.

546
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:35,920
Yeah, I can hear it.

547
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:36,840
Oh, now I hear it.

548
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:38,840
Yeah, I hear it too.

549
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:46,400
What the fuck is going on, dude?

550
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:48,320
I don't think you could top it.

551
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:52,480
I don't know, man.

552
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:54,160
This is Fancy Slang.

553
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,040
You got anything else, Brandon?

554
00:24:56,040 --> 00:25:01,200
What other slang was going on that you made up in the 2000s, man?

555
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:02,600
What's the slang I would say?

556
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:06,800
I used to be like, who pissed in your Cocoa Puffs?

557
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:08,960
Who shivered your timbers?

558
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:10,120
Who shit in your timbers?

559
00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:11,840
No, I say who shivered your timbers?

560
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:12,280
OK.

561
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:16,680
And then I used to be like, oh, man, so you're going to get the old Pascuzzi or something.

562
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:17,400
That was weird.

563
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:18,760
I used to just say that.

564
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:20,400
And that was just the work that made up.

565
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:20,960
I don't know.

566
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,600
I'd be like, so you're going to get the old Pascuzzi?

567
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,960
I mean, just doing some people do some weird shit.

568
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:26,960
But why was this the motion?

569
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,880
Because I was like, anything weird.

570
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:29,720
Yeah, that's what I can't.

571
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:30,680
That's weird.

572
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:33,240
Well, I mean, hey, I'm not saying that's weird.

573
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,120
Whoever likes that, do that.

574
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:36,800
Brandon, don't worry about offending people.

575
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:38,320
I don't offend nobody.

576
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:38,800
Hey, you know what's up?

577
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:41,120
You won't offend anybody, Brandon.

578
00:25:41,120 --> 00:25:43,240
If they are, then they just want to get offended.

579
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:43,960
If they're offended by you.

580
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,640
Brandon, you have deeply offended me.

581
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:46,040
Yeah.

582
00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:47,440
By doing that gesture.

583
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:48,680
I'm paid, man.

584
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,080
You know it right on, man.

585
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:51,320
Continue doing it.

586
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:52,280
I'm sorry.

587
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:53,920
Wait, I thought you got offended by that.

588
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:58,080
I was like, I don't know.

589
00:25:58,080 --> 00:25:59,160
I don't know either, Brandon.

590
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:00,560
I don't know either, man.

591
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:01,400
Nobody does.

592
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:01,920
Nobody.

593
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:03,120
And that's the beauty of it.

594
00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:06,280
OK, so what did the oos-pacuzzi, is that it?

595
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:08,480
Yeah, I'd be like, man, getting in that old Pascuzzi

596
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:08,960
or something.

597
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:10,200
I'd be like, that's some Pascuzzi.

598
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:12,680
So that's like sodomy?

599
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,200
What sodomy, man?

600
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,520
What is that?

601
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:19,480
What the fuck?

602
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:21,760
OK, what else, Brandon?

603
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:23,800
What's been new with you this week, man?

604
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:26,280
Thank you.

605
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:27,600
He has experience.

606
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:28,440
He just doesn't.

607
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,640
I might know what it is, you just have to remind me.

608
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:34,600
What do you think it is?

609
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:35,120
Sodomy?

610
00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:36,960
Yeah.

611
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:39,280
OK, hold on, man.

612
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:40,840
My mind's leading me right now.

613
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:42,840
My side.

614
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:43,640
Sodomy.

615
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:45,080
So break the word down, dude.

616
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:45,760
Side.

617
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:47,320
Sadness.

618
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:48,000
Something sad.

619
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:48,600
No.

620
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:49,560
It is sad.

621
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:52,160
Well, yeah, because it is a sad thing.

622
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:52,760
Is it forceful?

623
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:54,080
Does that mean forceful?

624
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:54,560
Yeah.

625
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:55,560
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

626
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:56,880
I think it's not welcome.

627
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:58,160
Yeah, yeah.

628
00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:00,600
It's remorseful, something like that.

629
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:01,120
I don't know.

630
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:03,400
It's the opposite of that.

631
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,680
Damn, OK, I don't know, man.

632
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:11,240
It means, now, I know it means anal.

633
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,200
I think it's oral or anal.

634
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:14,280
Is it oral or anal?

635
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:14,920
I think so.

636
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:15,440
OK.

637
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:15,920
I don't know.

638
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:18,840
I might be wrong, but I think it's either or.

639
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:20,960
OK, so you just.

640
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:21,440
What?

641
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:22,600
When they're getting in your ass, Brandon.

642
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:24,200
Wait, so like the prosthetic, it's

643
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,120
kind of like a prosthetic exam when they be like,

644
00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:28,120
hold on, man, we're going to the prostate exam.

645
00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:29,040
No.

646
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:30,040
No, that's not sodomy.

647
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:31,120
That's a checkup.

648
00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:33,040
No, I'm talking about how they do it, though.

649
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:34,480
He's on the right track, though.

650
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:35,400
Yeah, yeah, but.

651
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,320
But you consent to that.

652
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:39,400
Yeah.

653
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:40,320
Forcefully.

654
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:42,400
Brandon, you have to agree for them

655
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:43,720
to do the medical procedure.

656
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:45,560
Oh, then I'm not going to do it.

657
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:46,120
You got to.

658
00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:46,520
Well, it's good.

659
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:47,600
You don't want prostate cancer.

660
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:48,240
Oh, hell no.

661
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:48,720
I don't want to.

662
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:49,960
You have to let them get in and check it.

663
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,360
Fuck it.

664
00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:53,600
You know, some people say there's no solutions,

665
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,040
only trade-offs.

666
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:55,520
You know?

667
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:58,520
Would you rather get like a finger in your ass every,

668
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:00,000
what, year, 10 years?

669
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:00,880
No, it's not every.

670
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:02,120
I don't think it's every year.

671
00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:03,880
It's like once you turn 40.

672
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:07,040
It's like after that, it's like once every five years.

673
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:08,000
I don't know.

674
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,400
Unless you got prostate problems,

675
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:10,560
you start to piss a lot.

676
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:12,160
I can't piss.

677
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:15,360
Can you clown college prostate exam vlog

678
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:17,000
when you go for the first time?

679
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,720
I'll do it.

680
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:20,600
Just get the facial angle.

681
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:25,040
As long as the doctor's down, VA won't even know.

682
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:26,280
They won't even know what's going on.

683
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:27,720
The VA doctor will be down.

684
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:30,960
I feel like if we just slide him $100.

685
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:33,240
Hell yeah.

686
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:34,480
All right.

687
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,560
All right, we got Justin Letlo all today,

688
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:38,320
one of the founding fathers.

689
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:39,840
OG.

690
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:41,560
Founded Epic Comedy?

691
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:42,400
Yeah, he's, yeah.

692
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:43,240
I think he did.

693
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:43,800
Hell yeah.

694
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:44,640
Can't wait.

695
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:45,720
Can't wait to get on there.

696
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:46,800
We'll see you in a minute.

697
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:48,480
All righty.

698
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:50,360
What time is it?

699
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:53,320
We got some skits.

700
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:55,000
Dr. Lawrence Redwood.

701
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,760
He's a relationship expert who studied

702
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:59,040
with the likes of Jesse Lee Peterson, Kevin

703
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:01,080
Samuels, Dr. Ruth.

704
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:04,320
And he's renowned in the fields of life, love,

705
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,480
and the pursuit of sexual happiness.

706
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:08,520
That's Dr. Lawrence Redwood.

707
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:11,280
And that's what the goddamn W.

708
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:13,080
Hello, and welcome back to Love Advice

709
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:14,440
with Dr. Lawrence Redwood.

710
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:17,480
I'm Dr. Lawrence Redwood, and that's what the goddamn W.

711
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:19,560
All right, we got a couple of more questions

712
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,240
from the internet here today, and we're

713
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:24,400
going to try to help out these people, huh?

714
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:26,480
If we can call them that.

715
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:30,280
OK, please hit me with the first question.

716
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:34,520
Killmonger is Autistic69 asks, how to take foreplay

717
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:36,000
to the next level?

718
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,880
You want to take foreplay to the next level,

719
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:38,640
I'll tell you what to do, and I'll

720
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:39,720
tell you what to do right now.

721
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:41,800
The second she gives you some kind of eye at all,

722
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:44,160
you see any kind of dilation in her pupils or feet,

723
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:45,400
point your weight, take both fingers,

724
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:47,120
you put them right in her fucking mouth, OK?

725
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:47,720
How about that?

726
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:48,320
Not like this.

727
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:48,840
You don't hate women.

728
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:50,960
You take two fingers, you put them right in her fucking mouth.

729
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:51,200
And then what?

730
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:52,480
You work the top.

731
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:53,920
You work the top.

732
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:55,800
The top and the outside.

733
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:56,960
Because you care.

734
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:58,520
Because you're an American.

735
00:29:58,520 --> 00:29:59,520
That's what you do.

736
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:00,020
All right?

737
00:30:00,020 --> 00:30:01,520
And then slap it a little bit.

738
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:03,000
Slap it a little bit, all right?

739
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,000
Rub on the outside, like this.

740
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,520
Yes, no.

741
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:08,240
Yes, no.

742
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:12,840
You understand it's not complicated, I say the mouth.

743
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:15,480
You know what I mean, OK?

744
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,800
You know what I mean.

745
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:22,240
I'm just building for you to do everything, idiots.

746
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:22,920
Thank you.

747
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:23,880
Next question.

748
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:28,360
That's Dr. Lawrence Redwood, and that's what the goddamn W.

749
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:33,680
MurderedMyX17 asks, what to do on a first date?

750
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:36,560
There's only two things you need to remember on a first date.

751
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:39,240
Dress nice, obviously, you fucking idiot.

752
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:41,240
And two, have a fucking plan.

753
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:44,040
And you want to dress nice because it's not just any of the days.

754
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:46,160
That's the message you want to put out there.

755
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:51,560
You know that you're fucking an adult, and you own good shoes and shit

756
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:52,880
that you can go out in.

757
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:56,280
You know that you're not some kind of frickin' inbred living in the mountains

758
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:59,560
somewhere chasing goats and fucking sheep, all right?

759
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:01,280
That you've got your shit together.

760
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:05,480
So dress nice so that you're fucking capable of that in the first fucking place.

761
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:07,760
And have a plan.

762
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:09,600
They don't want you, they hate when you show up and they're like,

763
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:10,320
what are we doing?

764
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:11,160
They don't fucking know.

765
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:14,120
They don't fucking know anything.

766
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:15,640
Idiot.

767
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:16,320
They never do.

768
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:18,360
They don't want to have to think about it, dude.

769
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:20,040
They're outsourcing their night to you.

770
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:21,640
You've got to have a plan.

771
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:23,920
Show them that you're capable of thought.

772
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:27,080
Isn't that strange that they might not want to fuck you

773
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:29,680
if you're not capable of thought?

774
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:30,640
Just do that.

775
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,000
Have a plan.

776
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,880
Are you dressed nice?

777
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:34,800
I said this before.

778
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:35,520
I'll say it again.

779
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:36,880
God damn it.

780
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:40,520
With a goddamn W. Dress fucking nice.

781
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:42,560
That's Dr. Lawrence Redwood.

782
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:44,720
And that's what the goddamn W.

783
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:47,880
Mary Magdalene was a whore 59 asked,

784
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:49,920
what's a good reason to break up with someone?

785
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:52,720
Well, Mary, first of all, was very open about her past.

786
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:57,400
And well, it depends there, Mary Mags.

787
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:58,920
I mean, what does she do?

788
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:02,080
There are different degrees to these things, right?

789
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:05,520
I mean, like, let's say she slept with your dad.

790
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:07,560
There's a big difference between that and, let's say,

791
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:09,280
switching to natural deodorant.

792
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:11,560
For example, sleeping with your dad.

793
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:12,600
I understand.

794
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:13,600
I'm going to let you go.

795
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:14,960
He's a hot commodity.

796
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:16,720
It makes sense.

797
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:19,840
But there's no excuse for switching to natural deodorant.

798
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,720
It's absurd.

799
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:25,160
You smell like Bigfoot, you skunk ape.

800
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:27,320
What are you doing?

801
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:28,680
You want to be like the French?

802
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:30,840
Why?

803
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:33,640
They're disgusting.

804
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:36,840
But the reasons why you would break up with someone,

805
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:37,840
they vary, all right?

806
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:40,600
Let's say that a young lady says that you've had pregnant her

807
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:43,720
and that she's undergone an ancient deuteritic ritual

808
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:46,920
to abort the fetus using pity willow tea

809
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:49,240
and that she buried it under a willow tree by the river.

810
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:50,760
These are things that happen.

811
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:53,080
They happen to everyday Americans like you and me,

812
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:55,400
mostly me, that happen.

813
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,400
Do you understand?

814
00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:00,240
These are things that are beyond us.

815
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:03,320
We cannot control our destiny, only how we face it

816
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:05,240
when your fetus is buried by a river,

817
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:12,760
supposedly an obvious lie on the solstice of all days.

818
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:16,720
How'd she get the timing right?

819
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:17,920
Thank you.

820
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:19,960
That's Dr. Lawrence Redwood.

821
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:22,440
And that's what the goddamn W.

822
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:24,440
This week's featured comedian.

823
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:28,680
Part of this, I'm going to explain,

824
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:30,600
and I'm going to leave the room and then Jason's

825
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:31,920
going to explain the other part.

826
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:34,920
So what's going to happen here is at any point during the scene

827
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:36,400
that I'm going to do for you guys,

828
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:39,240
if I do something I'm not supposed to do,

829
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:41,480
he gets to hit me with this fool new.

830
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:44,880
Not here, not here.

831
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:47,720
Anywhere else is fine.

832
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:50,680
Anywhere else, give it away.

833
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:51,680
Give it away.

834
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:52,160
Hit it!

835
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:52,680
There we go.

836
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:53,200
There we go.

837
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:54,680
All right.

838
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:55,160
Yes, ma'am.

839
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:56,160
Yes, ma'am.

840
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:58,160
How long does it last?

841
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:00,160
How long does it last?

842
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:11,160
It lasts as long as you need it to.

843
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:14,160
It could probably be overnight.

844
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:17,160
I would say, I would say, completely overnight.

845
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:20,160
OK.

846
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:21,160
Hey!

847
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:23,160
What's the matter?

848
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:26,160
I'm going to try to guess the, OK, so part of this day

849
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:28,160
is that we're trying to guess what was I hitting.

850
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:29,160
What was I hitting?

851
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:30,160
A volcano creator.

852
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:31,160
A volcano creator.

853
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:32,160
All right, all right.

854
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:35,160
I'm going to try to guess the thing that I couldn't do.

855
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:38,160
Was it like, a volcano?

856
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:39,160
A volcano.

857
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:40,160
A volcano.

858
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:41,160
A volcano.

859
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:42,160
A volcano.

860
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:43,160
A volcano.

861
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:44,160
A volcano.

862
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:50,160
What I couldn't do was it like, touch myself in any kind of way?

863
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:52,160
Give me your hands.

864
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:53,160
Hands.

865
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:55,160
Because with your hands, that's how.

866
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:56,160
If your hands are at your sides.

867
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:57,160
Oh, my god.

868
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:58,160
Thank you.

869
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:00,160
We're going to have a little bit of a lesson.

870
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:01,160
Yeah!

871
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:02,160
Hell yeah.

872
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:06,160
Dude, I swear to you, the colorway on this pin, like this dark green, this white, I used

873
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:09,160
to have a pair of Nike shoes like this when I was a kid.

874
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:10,160
Which kind were they?

875
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:13,160
I don't remember, but I liked them so much that I slept with them on the first night that

876
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:14,160
I got them.

877
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:15,160
Hell yeah.

878
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:18,160
And that's what it's like to be poor, man.

879
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:20,160
Nobody's going to steal his shoes from me.

880
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:21,160
You value things.

881
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:22,160
I'll keep his shoes on.

882
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:25,160
No, but we have a very special guest on today.

883
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:26,160
Who we got, man?

884
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:31,160
We got quite literally the OG of Huntsville County.

885
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:34,160
Someone describe him as terrific.

886
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:36,160
Some may say he's incredible.

887
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:37,160
Is there another word?

888
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:40,160
Me, personally, I would say he's pretty epic, too.

889
00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:41,160
I agree.

890
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:44,160
We got Justin Ledlow, the founder of Epic Comedy.

891
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:47,160
I got the round of applause and everything.

892
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:48,160
Beautiful.

893
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:50,160
Thank you for coming on, man.

894
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:51,160
I appreciate you guys having me.

895
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:54,160
I gotta keep up tradition.

896
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:55,160
I got a gift.

897
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:56,160
Oh shit.

898
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:57,160
Oh shit.

899
00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:58,160
A gift.

900
00:35:58,160 --> 00:35:59,160
It's nothing really special.

901
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:03,160
It's kind of stupid, and it's something that you guys can enjoy.

902
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:05,160
Well, Dom can't use it.

903
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:08,160
5,000 laugh out loud jokes and one-liners.

904
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:09,160
Hell yeah.

905
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:12,160
This warning contains offensive jokes.

906
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:14,160
That's the only one I want.

907
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:16,160
And it really is.

908
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:18,160
It's just like complete one-liners.

909
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:23,160
So what's the difference between two dicks and a joke?

910
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:25,160
You can't take a joke.

911
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:27,160
That's good.

912
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:30,160
I invented gloves.

913
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:33,160
Okay, I'm lying, but I did have a hand in it.

914
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:36,160
My wife's a magician.

915
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:40,160
My wife's a magician, she can turn anything into an argument.

916
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:43,160
Oh boy.

917
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:44,160
Hell yeah, dude.

918
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:45,160
Hey, thanks a lot.

919
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:48,160
We're going to read one of these out of...

920
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:49,160
Jesus Christ.

921
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:51,160
We're going to read one of these every episode.

922
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:56,160
Looks like I just got a new hour of material.

923
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:57,160
Hell yeah, man.

924
00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:58,160
Thanks a lot, dude.

925
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:00,160
Hell yeah.

926
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:02,160
We're so happy to have you here.

927
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:07,160
Like JJ said, one of the founders of Huntsville Comedy, he was here before they had the mics,

928
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,160
when they had the grind to get it.

929
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:12,160
And you started off Epic Comedy Hour.

930
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:16,160
Yeah, it was definitely a different time.

931
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:25,160
So I don't know, it was probably like 2010 maybe, where I was thinking,

932
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:28,160
I'd like to go out and kind of start doing stand-up.

933
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:32,160
It seems like this is something fun that I would really enjoy doing.

934
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:35,160
And I was watching a lot of Comedy Central at the time,

935
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:38,160
and just kind of watching people's specials and stuff like that.

936
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:41,160
And I remember I had dinner with some friends one night,

937
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:44,160
and I was showing them, I think Daniel Tosh.

938
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,160
That's my boy.

939
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:47,160
I love Tosh.

940
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:49,160
People would clown on him, but Tosh is a good dude.

941
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:52,160
I just said he's in my top five last night when we were talking about the comedians.

942
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:53,160
Yeah, I can see it.

943
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:54,160
I love Daniel Tosh.

944
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:55,160
Yeah, he's a good guy.

945
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:56,160
He's definitely a good writer.

946
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:57,160
He's a good performer.

947
00:37:57,160 --> 00:38:03,160
And also, I kind of identify with him a little bit because he's kind of a private person.

948
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:04,160
Very private.

949
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:10,160
I do kind of put up a wall between what I do comedically and then the rest of my life.

950
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:14,160
Not as much as he does, but he's got kids and stuff.

951
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:19,160
But I was watching him, Demetri Martin.

952
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:23,160
I'm a graphic designer by trade, and Demetri does all this art stuff.

953
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:27,160
So a lot of that stuff really resonated with me.

954
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:29,160
And I remember I was having dinner with some friends one night,

955
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:32,160
and we were talking about some of this stuff, and I was showing them some clips.

956
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:36,160
And I was like, do you guys think I could do this?

957
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:39,160
Do you think I could maybe try this at some point?

958
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:40,160
They were like, yeah.

959
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,160
Yeah, you've always been funny, so try it out.

960
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:46,160
And at that time, I was just like, OK, I can try this.

961
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:49,160
I can write some stuff, one-liners.

962
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:56,160
So I'm not as good as that as Grant Tucker's 5,000 laugh out loud jokes and one-liners.

963
00:38:56,160 --> 00:39:01,160
But I remember thinking, I want to try to go do this somewhere.

964
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:05,160
And I'd heard that the Flying Monkey, which is now the studio theater,

965
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:08,160
which is where we have Epic and everything,

966
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:13,160
they used to have a thing on I think the first Friday of every month called Monkey Speak.

967
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:23,160
And it was an open mic for poetry and spoken word and book readings and stuff like that.

968
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:29,160
So I thought, I'm going to go up there and do jokes.

969
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:32,160
I'm going to blow these poets away.

970
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:34,160
I'm going to shock the system here.

971
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:37,160
So I remember I wrote a couple things,

972
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:47,160
and I printed out a 11 by 17 sign that said comedian, but I spelled it comedy A-N.

973
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:51,160
And I put the Microsoft Word red squiggly line underneath it.

974
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:53,160
And this time I was working in a print shop.

975
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:57,160
So I had it laminated, and I put some kind of tie thing around it, and I wore it around my neck.

976
00:39:57,160 --> 00:40:01,160
And at that open mic, you literally just went up whenever you wanted.

977
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:03,160
If somebody came off, you just go up.

978
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:05,160
No one hosted it or anything like that.

979
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:07,160
You just straight up went.

980
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:11,160
Somebody would come out and say, they kind of facilitated it as like,

981
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:14,160
we're going to have poetry readings and blah, blah, blah and all that stuff.

982
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:17,160
And then they would sit down, and then it was like literally,

983
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:19,160
there would be times when somebody would go on stage,

984
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:24,160
and then they'd come off, and we all just sit there and wait.

985
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:26,160
And then somebody would be brave enough to go.

986
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:27,160
That's crazy.

987
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:28,160
That is crazy.

988
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,160
It was definitely a weird vibe.

989
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:31,160
But I went up there and I was just like,

990
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:35,160
hey, I know you guys don't get a lot of comics, a lot of comedy up here.

991
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:39,160
Not that you're not funny, but I'd like to do some jokes if you don't mind.

992
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:44,160
And they let me, and I did probably five minutes of just weird,

993
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:48,160
I couldn't even remember any of the jokes I told.

994
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:49,160
And I got some laughs.

995
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:50,160
You got some laughs.

996
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:51,160
This is cool.

997
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:54,160
This is something I could see doing.

998
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:57,160
And then I went back the next month, did it again, not a single laugh.

999
00:40:57,160 --> 00:41:00,160
It was like a totally different vibe.

1000
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:04,160
Some of the same people were there, but I guess the material just didn't resonate.

1001
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:09,160
And then kind of got associated with some other people.

1002
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:13,160
And then they kind of wanted to start doing some things.

1003
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:18,160
And then there was a, this is part of the story I did not tell on my WLRH interview

1004
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,160
that I'll tell you guys here.

1005
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:23,160
There was an atheist convention here at one point,

1006
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:25,160
which is something that a lot of people think like,

1007
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:29,160
oh, why the fuck is that happening in Huntsville, Alabama?

1008
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:36,160
But I am an atheist and had been kind of really involved in like a group here

1009
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:39,160
that was into that kind of thing for a while.

1010
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:43,160
And this was probably late 2010, I think, maybe early 2011.

1011
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:45,160
I can't really remember.

1012
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:48,160
But they had this convention here and a guy named Paul Provenza

1013
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:51,160
was like one of the speakers and he's a comedian.

1014
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:54,160
Paul Provenza is a comedian that's, he's worked in LA for a long time.

1015
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:58,160
He used to be on a TV show in the early 90s.

1016
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:02,160
He had a show on Showtime called The Green Room with Paul Provenza.

1017
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:06,160
And that one he would basically like sit backstage with comics

1018
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:08,160
and like just shoot the shit about stuff.

1019
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:11,160
And it was just this like round table kind of, it was like a podcast,

1020
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:13,160
but it was live, like there was an audience inside.

1021
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:17,160
So that was on Showtime for like, yeah, so that's Paul right there.

1022
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:18,160
Yeah.

1023
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:20,160
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1024
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:24,160
Oh, he was always, oh, this is, what would you say the show was called?

1025
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:25,160
The Green Room.

1026
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:26,160
The Green Room with Paul Provenza.

1027
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:28,160
It was kind of like what's Colin Quinn's?

1028
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:29,160
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1029
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:31,160
Way less confrontational.

1030
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:34,160
Way less confrontational.

1031
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:37,160
So Paul was the, he was one of the speakers

1032
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:39,160
and was going to do some comedy there and everything.

1033
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:41,160
And I knew that he was going to be there and I was like,

1034
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:45,160
I want to go meet this guy because he's like the only comedian that I like,

1035
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:49,160
know that's going to be in this vicinity for the next however long

1036
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:51,160
that I might have a chance to talk to.

1037
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:55,160
So I go to the convention that weekend and I go up to him and I'm like,

1038
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:57,160
hey man, I'm trying to do comedy here in Huntsville.

1039
00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:59,160
We don't have a club. We don't have an open mic.

1040
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,160
We don't have anything.

1041
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:02,160
You know, do you got any advice?

1042
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:04,160
And at first he was just kind of like, well, you know, just keep going up,

1043
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:06,160
keep trying, you know, keep doing whatever, you know,

1044
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:08,160
you think you can do to kind of make it happen.

1045
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:12,160
And then we all kind of hung out a little bit more throughout the evening.

1046
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:15,160
And then when the first night of the convention was over,

1047
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:18,160
a bunch of us, myself and Tom Hand, another local comic,

1048
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:22,160
he's also a big time non-believer,

1049
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:25,160
we all went back to Paul's hotel room.

1050
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:28,160
He like let us come back and like just hang out with him.

1051
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:30,160
So we're all sitting back there hanging out, smoking, you know,

1052
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:32,160
just shooting the shit and everything.

1053
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:36,160
And I go into the bathroom at one point and he knows that I went in there.

1054
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:37,160
He comes in, he knocks on the door and he goes,

1055
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:40,160
hey, do you want to do five minutes in front of me tomorrow?

1056
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:45,160
And I like in the middle of peeing, like almost piss all over the toilet seat

1057
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:48,160
because I'm just like, what are you asking me?

1058
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:52,160
So I come out and he's like just kind of standing there drinking.

1059
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:53,160
And I went, are you serious?

1060
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:55,160
He's like, yeah, just do five minutes in front of me tomorrow.

1061
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:56,160
It's no big deal.

1062
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:59,160
Like we're all here with a bunch of people we know and like, you'll be fine.

1063
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:00,160
I was like, okay.

1064
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:05,160
So I went home and like just notes, do this one, do this joke.

1065
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:06,160
This will be funny.

1066
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:08,160
Atheist crowd, religious joke, blah, blah, blah.

1067
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:10,160
I got all this stuff together.

1068
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:12,160
Didn't sleep for shit.

1069
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:14,160
Come in the next day.

1070
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:18,160
We're in like one of the wings at like a hotel kind of thing.

1071
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:22,160
So you've got this big conference room and there's probably 400 people in there.

1072
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:23,160
Damn.

1073
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:30,160
And I go up and do like five minutes of the corniest fucking material you've ever heard.

1074
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:36,160
And a lot of it was religious based because I was like, well, we're at an atheist convention.

1075
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:39,160
I might as well talk about this.

1076
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:41,160
So I leaned into that pretty heavily.

1077
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:49,160
And I used to be fairly religious and I had kind of a falling out with a church that I used to go to and had a lot of stupid stories based off of that.

1078
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:53,160
Like a lot of a lot of the stuff that got said to me when I quit church was really dumb.

1079
00:44:53,160 --> 00:45:02,160
Like there was this one kid that he messaged me on Facebook after I quit church and he said, if you don't believe in God anymore, there's karma for you.

1080
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:05,160
And I was like, motherfucker, these are two different religions you're talking about.

1081
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:07,160
Where are you?

1082
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:17,160
So I told that one as a joke and then there was another one about, you know, obviously like when you're in church and you're being told not to, you know, have sex before marriage.

1083
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,160
What's the thing you're going to do?

1084
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:21,160
You're going to fuck around before marriage.

1085
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:24,160
So I kind of touched on some of that material and stuff like that.

1086
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:26,160
And I got I got pretty decent laughs.

1087
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:30,160
I think if I had told anything else, it wouldn't have it wouldn't have worked.

1088
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:32,160
But that audience was was definitely what they're there.

1089
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:34,160
Yeah, that's what they wanted to hear.

1090
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:35,160
That kind of that kind of thing.

1091
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:37,160
And then Paul went up and he did his thing and all that.

1092
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:43,160
So then later that night, we're all having dinner and I'm hanging out with him and some other and Tom was there and some other people.

1093
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:47,160
And he asked me, he was like, how long have you been doing this?

1094
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:51,160
And I said, man, like six months like and I wouldn't even really call it doing this.

1095
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:55,160
Like I've been going to like a poetry open mic trying to just get stage time.

1096
00:45:55,160 --> 00:46:01,160
And he was like, well, I'm going to tell you now, if you really want this to happen, you're just going to have to make it happen.

1097
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:07,160
Like if you if you want to do this, you got to stick with it and just make it happen.

1098
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:10,160
And I remember like we hung out the rest of the night and everything.

1099
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:15,160
And then, you know, convention was over and Tom and I, we know we talked about it a little bit more.

1100
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:21,160
And then some of the other people who kind of ran in that same circle, they wanted to do it.

1101
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:30,160
We started going to music open mics and just going up on stage when the musician would take a break and just say like, hey, can we get like 20 minutes for us to just fill the gap with some jokes and stuff?

1102
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:39,160
And there was a there was a yeah, there was a local musician that was super kind to us and she let us go up and I cannot remember her name.

1103
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:43,160
She let us go up several times and it was awful.

1104
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:46,160
It was the worst experience of my life.

1105
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:53,160
Going up at a music open mic to tell jokes to a crowd who does not want to fucking hear it was rough.

1106
00:46:53,160 --> 00:47:00,160
Like we had we got heckled. We got people telling us that we weren't funny and telling us to stop.

1107
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:04,160
And none of us listened. Like we just kept we just kept going with it.

1108
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:09,160
So a bunch of us decided like, OK, well, we want to do this.

1109
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:11,160
We want to put on like an actual show.

1110
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:16,160
I feel like some of us have like learned enough about ourselves and our material that we want to actually go do something.

1111
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:23,160
So in January of 2011, I sent the flying monkey an email and was like, could we do a show here?

1112
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:27,160
A booked stand up show featuring a bunch of local acts.

1113
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:29,160
Well, they're a bunch of hippies up there.

1114
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:31,160
Or at this time they were.

1115
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:34,160
So they didn't they didn't respond to me until June.

1116
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:37,160
I didn't get an email back until fucking five months later.

1117
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:41,160
And they said we've got July 15th open. Do you want that date?

1118
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:42,160
And I said, yeah, great. Cool.

1119
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:48,160
Workout, you know, it's going to be like a 50 50 door split, basically all the stuff is like, cool, we'll put it on Facebook.

1120
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:51,160
We'll promote it. I did all the graphics for it and everything.

1121
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:55,160
We go and we have that first epic and two hundred and fifty eight people show up.

1122
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:58,160
And I was like.

1123
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:02,160
I just couldn't believe what was happening.

1124
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:04,160
Mediocre show wasn't great.

1125
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:09,160
It was a bunch of, you know, new comics who didn't really know what the hell they were doing.

1126
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:13,160
We get done and I go and I get my car and Tom was outside in the park.

1127
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:16,160
Tom was on the show as well.

1128
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:28,160
Sitting in the parking lot, Tom sees me get in my car and he comes over to me and he's like, I don't know about you, but I feel like we just started something like that's going to become something really, really good.

1129
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:32,160
And I was like, I agree. I definitely agree.

1130
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:34,160
So that was pretty much like how things got started.

1131
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:39,160
And now it's the longest running comedy show in northern Alabama.

1132
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:43,160
Probably all 12 years later.

1133
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:47,160
Yeah. Yeah. This July will be the 13 year anniversary.

1134
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:49,160
Congratulations. We all thank you.

1135
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:51,160
We know we've heard Scott talk about it.

1136
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:55,160
There was no comedy scene here and you guys paved the way for us to hear.

1137
00:48:55,160 --> 00:49:07,160
Scott had tried to do like a little bit before with mixed results and then, you know, I used to work at a company where Scott's brother was kind of my, he wasn't my boss necessarily, but kind of.

1138
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:10,160
And so that's how I met Scott was through the job that I used to have.

1139
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:17,160
And he, we just, when I had started Epic, I printed like posters at my job.

1140
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:25,160
And Eric Scott's brother, he knew like what I was doing and what I was trying to get started and everything. And he told me like, Hey, my brother's tried to do standup before and all that.

1141
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:29,160
So Scott swung by one time and we just started talking about it.

1142
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:32,160
And this was like after the first Epic.

1143
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:34,160
And I was like, do you want to get on the second show?

1144
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:38,160
Because they had some fun based off of the success of the first show.

1145
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:40,160
They immediately booked us for August.

1146
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:42,160
They were like, you just brought 200 something people here.

1147
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:44,160
So we're going to have you now.

1148
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:47,160
And I was like, it took you six months to give me an email and a date the first time.

1149
00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:50,160
But now you're going to do it immediately.

1150
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:53,160
So they, they got us in for that August.

1151
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:56,160
And then that's when I got in touch with Scott and was like, you know, if you want to jump on this next one.

1152
00:49:56,160 --> 00:50:00,160
And then, of course, you know, from there, he's been on and involved ever since.

1153
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:11,160
So, and then in, you know, 2012, June of 2012, I took a job in Atlanta and moved over there.

1154
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:20,160
And I basically gave hosting and producing responsibilities over to Scott, Tim Kelly and another guy at the time named Jason Steinhauser.

1155
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:22,160
And Steinhauser doesn't really do comedy anymore.

1156
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:28,160
But the three of those guys pretty much ran the ran it from there.

1157
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:31,160
I would come over every now and then and just kind of pop in.

1158
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:35,160
And I still handled like all the social media and all the posters and stuff like that.

1159
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:40,160
But I was living in Atlanta and it didn't, you know, I couldn't, I couldn't be here like every month to be a part of it.

1160
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:49,160
But and then in 2017, I did the hosted the first night of the six year anniversary.

1161
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:54,160
I was on a lot of the second night when we had late, late breakfast on.

1162
00:50:54,160 --> 00:51:01,160
And then I called it quits because I was like at that time, I was like I was getting very, very involved in the job that I had.

1163
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:07,160
And I just couldn't really I couldn't focus on it enough to really make a good effort with it.

1164
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:13,160
So I just kind of hung it up. And then unfortunately, this time last year, my mother passed away.

1165
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:14,160
Sorry about that.

1166
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:18,160
It's all right. So that's what kind of brought me back here.

1167
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:25,160
So I moved back here in August. And, you know, once me and my wife got settled in, I was like, all right, I'm getting back involved.

1168
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:31,160
Started coming out to open mics and got in touch with Scott and was like, let me let me get my foot back in the door and help out with this thing.

1169
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:32,160
Oh, hell yes.

1170
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:34,160
So here we are back. Those graphics. I love.

1171
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:38,160
So you run the what do you run on the admin?

1172
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:41,160
One of the admins of the Huntsville Comedy page.

1173
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:44,160
I've kind of taken over like all graphics duties for that.

1174
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:50,160
So like the graphics you see with the spaceman, I drew the spaceman thing back in 2014.

1175
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:56,160
That and like all the graphics you see about the open mic, some of the posters, not all of them.

1176
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:59,160
I did I did the one for Fusion.

1177
00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:07,160
And then all the epic posters and graphics and stuff since October, I've taken all that stuff back over to.

1178
00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:09,160
Yeah, we appreciate having you back.

1179
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:12,160
Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

1180
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:15,160
And then when did when did the improv come?

1181
00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:28,160
So I would say if I had started doing stand up in early 2010, I think I want to say I think I started doing improv about six months after I started doing stand up.

1182
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:33,160
Because Jason Steinhauser was also doing stand up.

1183
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:36,160
And but he was going up to Nashville all the time.

1184
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:37,160
He never tried to do anything here.

1185
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:43,160
He was in almost call them comic science face to face improv, which is now comic science improv.

1186
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:48,160
So face to face was started by a man named Gene Banks, who used to live here and did.

1187
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:51,160
He's kind of responsible for the early improv scene.

1188
00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:56,160
A guy who changed my life.

1189
00:52:56,160 --> 00:53:03,160
I found out about improv basically through Jason and then reached out to Gene and said I wanted to try it.

1190
00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:16,160
And Gene is a he is a mentor like he is very much a type of guy that says, I want to mold you into something instead of just like I'm very thankful for a lot of opportunities.

1191
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:19,160
But it's one thing to tell somebody, hey, come here and do this stuff.

1192
00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:26,160
It's another thing for somebody to say, let me guide you along the way as we do these things together.

1193
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:28,160
And Gene was very much one of those people.

1194
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:34,160
So I had talked to him about wanting to do improv and he basically said, let's go have a drink and we'll talk to you and get to know you.

1195
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:36,160
I'll give you a little spiel about what this is about.

1196
00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:40,160
So we did that. We went we had like we had drinks at a bar or something one time.

1197
00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:43,160
He kind of told me about like what face to face is and all that stuff.

1198
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:47,160
And I was really interested. I was like, I'm super into this.

1199
00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:50,160
So he invited me out to excuse me.

1200
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:55,160
Well, in a gesture here, we got Bud Light Platinum.

1201
00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:59,160
Yeah, well, I mean, I have terrible acid reflux as part of it.

1202
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:04,160
But I'm glad we had wings because, you know, that's a buffalo.

1203
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:10,160
Really helped, you know, the guy who throws up if he eats a steak is in there chowing down on wings.

1204
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:15,160
I've had the past like four anniversary dinners with my wife ruined because I'm like, I'm going to get a steak.

1205
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:17,160
And then my wife's like, you know what happened last time you got a steak?

1206
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:19,160
You really throw up? Oh, for sure.

1207
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:22,160
Like immediately. Oh, I'm surprised I didn't throw up tonight.

1208
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:29,160
I have acid reflux so bad to where I can eat something that's like spicy or red meat or anything like that.

1209
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:31,160
And I will literally take two bites and throw up.

1210
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:35,160
I shouldn't be drinking this. I shouldn't be eating those wings.

1211
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:40,160
I would like you all to know he he requested the way he requested.

1212
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:45,160
I was like, we didn't. I was like, what do you want to eat? And I was like, oh, wings.

1213
00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:50,160
Just give me what I want, because my wife is my wife can't eat meat.

1214
00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:56,160
OK, so I eat a lot of the stuff that she eats, which is like quinoa and shit.

1215
00:54:56,160 --> 00:55:02,160
So every now if I get an opportunity to have something that's not, I'm like, give me the spicy shit you have.

1216
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:08,160
So, yeah, but now Gene and I, we went we went and had had dinner and had had some drinks and everything.

1217
00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:13,160
And then he invited me to come to like a practice that that face to face used to have.

1218
00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:21,160
And they practice like every week. And he said, come to a couple of practices, watch what we do, pick up on some things, and then we'll go from there.

1219
00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:29,160
So I came in, watched like two or three practices, and then he told me like on the fourth one, like, all right, tonight I want you to be involved.

1220
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:34,160
Come in with us, do warm ups, do some games, kind of figure out like what we're doing.

1221
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:39,160
So I started doing that, did that for probably two months. And then Gene came and said, you're progressing.

1222
00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:45,160
I like what I see. Now you're going to be in shows. And he basically like laid it out like, here's what I want you to do.

1223
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:50,160
Here's what I want to see you accomplish. And once you start doing that, then you can start being in shows.

1224
00:55:50,160 --> 00:56:00,160
And it's one of the things that I feel like has really when I say he changed my life, he really did because he brought in for one thing, improv period.

1225
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:09,160
But he was, like I said, he was a mentor. He was he was the type of guy that basically said, I got a vision for what I want you to do and what I want to accomplish with face to face.

1226
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:16,160
Here's how I want you to be a part of that. And he did that with newcomers that came after me as well.

1227
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:22,160
I saw him do it with people who came into the troop afterwards. It's always good to have those people around.

1228
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:28,160
Yeah, yeah. Because it's one thing. I mean, stand up is hard to do it with because obviously everybody's different and everybody's act is going to be different.

1229
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:34,160
But improv is such a team thing that you got to be on the same page about what you're doing.

1230
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:42,160
So we did a show. We did a weekly show at the old salmon Greg's location, not the one that it's at now.

1231
00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:47,160
I don't know if you know what salmon Greg's salmon Greg's is a pizza and ice cream place downtown on the square.

1232
00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:52,160
Oh, OK. Oh, yeah. Like they have the crunchy crust. I haven't been since I went back.

1233
00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:58,160
I don't know what you're talking about. Brandon knows. He knows that pizza. Black toast intolerant, but I don't care.

1234
00:56:58,160 --> 00:57:03,160
Did he say black toast intolerant? I'm almost positive. Black toast intolerant.

1235
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:07,160
We got speech impediments, man. Don't you try to put me in there.

1236
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:16,160
You were with them earlier. That was a snake. I like how Brandon's like, I'm lactose intolerant, but I had it anyways.

1237
00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:20,160
And I'm like, man, I got acid reflux. I'm just waiting. He's like, we don't make good decisions.

1238
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:24,160
We get up in front of people and try to tell jokes. Of course we don't.

1239
00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:27,160
So we used to do a weekly show there and then we did.

1240
00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:33,160
We used to do a monthly show at another theater that used to exist here that's no longer around.

1241
00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:38,160
And those were their family friendly, which is, you know, some people like some people don't like.

1242
00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:43,160
I didn't have a problem with it. But those were like the funnest shows I've ever done.

1243
00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:49,160
Improv changed my life in the sense of it helped me learn how to be on stage.

1244
00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:53,160
It helped me learn how to think in the moment.

1245
00:57:53,160 --> 00:58:02,160
You know, the core principle behind improv is yes and yes and meaning if you are in a scene with somebody and they present some kind of information, you don't deny it.

1246
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:06,160
You just go with it and move on. And it helps drive the scene.

1247
00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:11,160
So if somebody comes in and they says they say like, you know, hey, Peter, how's it going? You don't go.

1248
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:13,160
My name's not Peter. Yeah, you don't do that.

1249
00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:19,160
You say your name is Peter and you go along with it, even if you had a different idea about who you were as that character.

1250
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:23,160
As soon as you get named Peter, you're fucking Peter, man. Like from now on, that's who you are.

1251
00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:27,160
And I've seen I've seen improv like go sideways because people don't.

1252
00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:32,160
Yes. Like they don't take what they're supposed to learn and go with it.

1253
00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:37,160
Is that the equivalent of a bomb? It goes like whenever they start to argue within their self.

1254
00:58:37,160 --> 00:58:43,160
Not I wouldn't say so because improv can always be saved if there's and just like stand up to.

1255
00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:48,160
But there's I think everybody kind of goes into improv knowing like, what do you want?

1256
00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:55,160
We just made this shit up on the spot. Like if it if it doesn't go that well, I've seen scenes go absolutely terrible.

1257
00:58:55,160 --> 00:59:01,160
And as soon as they're over, the audience claps because at least they're like, we know you just made that up.

1258
00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:04,160
Yeah. So you got that going for you.

1259
00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:10,160
So, you know, there's definitely some like traps you can fall into would do an improv that don't help.

1260
00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:18,160
That being probably the main one is just not accepting like what's being established in the scene and then kind of ruining it.

1261
00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:21,160
But that that just do an improv.

1262
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:26,160
I think that was probably one of the biggest things that kind of helped me because it helped me with my stand up, too,

1263
00:59:26,160 --> 00:59:41,160
because I was able to go up and tell a joke in the moment, think of a tag, incorporate it real quick, act on whatever an audience reaction was, and then move on.

1264
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:50,160
And then just the the looseness of just being on stage, sometimes the physicality, too.

1265
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:53,160
I like to occasionally be a little bit more physical on stage.

1266
00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:56,160
Yeah. And I think noticing that.

1267
00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:58,160
No, Mike. Yeah. Yeah.

1268
00:59:58,160 --> 01:00:01,160
That's one of my favorite things to do is go off my I'll be honest.

1269
01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:03,160
I stole that from Todd Glass.

1270
01:00:03,160 --> 01:00:07,160
Todd Glass would frequently go off my crack to me up every time.

1271
01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:10,160
And I was like, I'm going to start doing that.

1272
01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:18,160
So that part of of improv just like really informed just my stand up.

1273
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:26,160
But then improv just in general, just as like a concept in life, just I feel like it made me more social.

1274
01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:33,160
It made me more comfortable with like just go out and meet people and regular conversation.

1275
01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:35,160
Just go. Yeah. Just go with it.

1276
01:00:35,160 --> 01:00:37,160
So it kind of helped me a lot there, too.

1277
01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:42,160
Not that I was like ever not that way, but I also like in high school and then a little bit after high school, I was super shy.

1278
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:48,160
Like when I when people I went to high school with find out that I did that I do stand up and they're shocked.

1279
01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:51,160
They're just like, you, you do this.

1280
01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:53,160
I'm like, yeah, yeah, I do this.

1281
01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:59,160
So but but no, it's not for instance, that for a different reason, because I can't speak.

1282
01:00:59,160 --> 01:01:04,160
You have two brain cells to go out there and put things together.

1283
01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:08,160
We never knew down those special ed classes did you well.

1284
01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:13,160
But you you you teach improv class. What's the show?

1285
01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:20,160
So the show that I've got going on that was supposed to be a couple of weeks ago, but that canceled because of the ice is called Player You.

1286
01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:24,160
And that's that's now going to be March 15th.

1287
01:01:24,160 --> 01:01:27,160
So that is a show that I've kind of had in mind for a while.

1288
01:01:27,160 --> 01:01:31,160
I love short form improv, which is games, whose lines anyway type stuff.

1289
01:01:31,160 --> 01:01:37,160
A lot of like super hardcore improvisers love long form improv, which is just, you know, just doing scenes.

1290
01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:40,160
And you're basing them off trying to connect a story and all that stuff.

1291
01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:43,160
I like long form. I don't got a problem with it or anything.

1292
01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:46,160
But to me, short form is audiences love it.

1293
01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:49,160
They identify with it more mainly because of whose lines it anyway.

1294
01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:53,160
Everybody's seen whose line and they're a little bit more familiar with it because of that.

1295
01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:57,160
But I love the games that include audience interaction.

1296
01:01:57,160 --> 01:02:00,160
Those are just they've always been my favorite.

1297
01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:06,160
So I talked to a few of my improv friends in Atlanta and I said, give me give me a list of games that involve pure.

1298
01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:11,160
Audience participation, whether they're in their seat or they're on stage or whatever it might be.

1299
01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:17,160
And I put together a list of, I don't know, probably 15 games or so that involve the audience in some kind of way.

1300
01:02:17,160 --> 01:02:19,160
And that's all the show is.

1301
01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:28,160
It's just games that have either we bring somebody on stage or we go out there to them just because I just like that that interaction.

1302
01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:30,160
Yeah, I think that it's I think it's fun.

1303
01:02:30,160 --> 01:02:33,160
I think the audience loves it. One of the games that we do that I learned.

1304
01:02:33,160 --> 01:02:40,160
There's a game that that that we call Actors Nightmare where basically like one person's on stage and another person has a script.

1305
01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:45,160
And the person that's doing that's reading from the script, they can only read the stuff from the script.

1306
01:02:45,160 --> 01:02:51,160
The other person has to adapt their lines based off of whatever is being said off of that script.

1307
01:02:51,160 --> 01:02:55,160
Well, in Atlanta, we do it with somebody's text messages.

1308
01:02:55,160 --> 01:03:01,160
We find a random audience member and we get their phone from them and we pull up a conversation, a text conversation.

1309
01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:07,160
And that person has to read from the text and said, and I've seen audiences lose their shit over this.

1310
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:12,160
Like there'll be somebody in the audience that has to that volunteers their phone or something.

1311
01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:19,160
And you have to kind of trick them. You have to tell them like you get their phone when it's in your hand.

1312
01:03:19,160 --> 01:03:21,160
You ask them like to pull up text and everything.

1313
01:03:21,160 --> 01:03:27,160
And then you just walk away with it and then you just go up on stage and you say, I'm going to be reading from your text messages.

1314
01:03:27,160 --> 01:03:31,160
And then they immediately start like, oh my God.

1315
01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:34,160
And you'll see you'll see somebody. Oh, yeah.

1316
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:42,160
Don't go in the group. You'll see exactly the one that's labeled Daddy X, X, X. Please don't click on that one.

1317
01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:49,160
You'll see like friends of their friends and stuff like sitting in the audience, like you mentioned somebody's name or you hit on something that only they know about.

1318
01:03:49,160 --> 01:03:56,160
They'll lose their shit. And it's it's so much fun because there's such a personal connection.

1319
01:03:56,160 --> 01:04:00,160
To, you know, they're seeing that shit play out live on stage.

1320
01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:10,160
There's another game we do where we basically bring somebody up and we find out like if they're single, you know, what they what they like in a person, what they don't like, what they're looking for in a partner and all this other stuff.

1321
01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:12,160
And we basically play speed day with them.

1322
01:04:12,160 --> 01:04:17,160
So we set up a table with a bell and then all the improvisers have to come up one by one and try to woo this person.

1323
01:04:17,160 --> 01:04:20,160
Well, you hit on like a lot of personal things with them. Yeah.

1324
01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:24,160
And then if they don't like them, they just hit the bell and you got you got to rotate into the next person.

1325
01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:28,160
And it gets wild, man. Oh, and I know audience.

1326
01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:31,160
They love to be included in everything.

1327
01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:35,160
And you're pitching this like people are going to love to come see that March 15th, right?

1328
01:04:35,160 --> 01:04:39,160
March 15th at Shenanigans. I want to be part of that.

1329
01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:42,160
It's going to be a Friday. It's Friday.

1330
01:04:42,160 --> 01:04:45,160
And I go to. Yeah, it's going to be.

1331
01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:53,160
It's going to be a good time. I was really bummed that the ice, you know, kind of canceled literally everything in Huntsville because it was supposed to be January 19th.

1332
01:04:53,160 --> 01:04:57,160
And then, you know, we couldn't leave our houses, so we had to cancel it.

1333
01:04:57,160 --> 01:05:00,160
But I shouldn't say cancel rescheduled. Yeah.

1334
01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:02,160
But yeah, it's going to be a good time. Yeah.

1335
01:05:02,160 --> 01:05:05,160
See, I have to ask you some little off topic, but I got to get to the bottom.

1336
01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:10,160
Do you think you could kill a barracuda in the water if a barracuda was trying to kill you?

1337
01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:15,160
It's big in the water like you're out.

1338
01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:18,160
You're out swimming off the boat, right? In the middle of the ocean.

1339
01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:23,160
It's just one singular barracuda and he's trying to kill you.

1340
01:05:23,160 --> 01:05:26,160
Could you take it when I was in my 20s? I'd say yes.

1341
01:05:26,160 --> 01:05:29,160
But right now, no. Yeah. And you're way past your 20s.

1342
01:05:29,160 --> 01:05:37,160
I will say the other night, the other night at Shag Nasties, I was fucking around and I ran around the front of the room, like high fiving people.

1343
01:05:37,160 --> 01:05:41,160
Yeah, let's go. Let's go. And I was just high fiving people before I got up when I got called up.

1344
01:05:41,160 --> 01:05:46,160
I got up on stage and I was winded. I was like, all right, y'all, I barely ran.

1345
01:05:46,160 --> 01:05:52,160
Give me a second. And yeah, so now no way. No way. This this just in no way.

1346
01:05:52,160 --> 01:05:58,160
In my 20s, probably. I was a little bit more fit and a little bit more tenacious, maybe.

1347
01:05:58,160 --> 01:06:02,160
But no, I'll be 38 in July and this is this body's not doing anything.

1348
01:06:02,160 --> 01:06:05,160
But in the water, you don't have to worry about the joints and shit.

1349
01:06:05,160 --> 01:06:09,160
Yeah, but you're you're fighting the resistance of the water.

1350
01:06:09,160 --> 01:06:13,160
Like you can't like I can't swing like I could if I was outside the water.

1351
01:06:13,160 --> 01:06:16,160
If it got in there and it has to grip on to something right.

1352
01:06:16,160 --> 01:06:19,160
So as soon as it grabs you, you can just grab it.

1353
01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:22,160
I don't think that's how fish water like it's slimy and shit.

1354
01:06:22,160 --> 01:06:26,160
It's got scales, dude. It's not. It's not slimy. They have scales.

1355
01:06:26,160 --> 01:06:29,160
It's in the water. It's going to be scales are slimy, dude.

1356
01:06:29,160 --> 01:06:31,160
Yeah. Have you ever held a fish out of water?

1357
01:06:31,160 --> 01:06:34,160
Scales are slimy as fuck. This guy, man.

1358
01:06:34,160 --> 01:06:37,160
I'm glad I'm glad that you have a reasonable. Thank you.

1359
01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:40,160
I'm able to humble this guy. I've been deep sea fishing.

1360
01:06:40,160 --> 01:06:43,160
I don't know about you. I've a couple of times I caught a shark one time.

1361
01:06:43,160 --> 01:06:46,160
Oh, sure. It's like it was only like five feet long as a little baby shark.

1362
01:06:46,160 --> 01:06:50,160
But it was it was still like a pain in the ass to sit there and reel in.

1363
01:06:50,160 --> 01:06:53,160
And then I slimy. Probably.

1364
01:06:53,160 --> 01:06:56,160
We didn't get him on the boat. We're going to get him on the map.

1365
01:06:56,160 --> 01:07:00,160
I think we got him like basically right up to and the guy who owned the boat came up

1366
01:07:00,160 --> 01:07:03,160
and was just like, yeah, it's shark. And then he unhooked him and just let him go.

1367
01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:07,160
So where did you go? Deep sea fish? It was off the coast of Port St.

1368
01:07:07,160 --> 01:07:11,160
Lucy, which is the Atlantic Ocean side of Florida,

1369
01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:14,160
because that's where my my wife, some of her family lives down there.

1370
01:07:14,160 --> 01:07:19,160
And the guy who is the same guy went boar hunting with.

1371
01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:22,160
She's never been boar hunting. Never, never.

1372
01:07:22,160 --> 01:07:24,160
So out of a helicopter. No, no, no.

1373
01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:26,160
So which would have been fun.

1374
01:07:26,160 --> 01:07:30,160
This is a this is going to end on a pretty bad note, but it's just a cool idea

1375
01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:32,160
of like that we went boar hunting.

1376
01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:37,160
So my wife's uncle, I think he is.

1377
01:07:37,160 --> 01:07:42,160
He is the he's kind of like the agricultural manager

1378
01:07:42,160 --> 01:07:47,160
of the University of Florida in some of their farmland that they've got down there.

1379
01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:51,160
They have these sites where they basically research like, you know, crops

1380
01:07:51,160 --> 01:07:54,160
and like soil and figure out like what grows and all that stuff.

1381
01:07:54,160 --> 01:07:56,160
Just typical agriculture shit.

1382
01:07:56,160 --> 01:07:57,160
Well, there's wildlife down there, obviously.

1383
01:07:57,160 --> 01:07:59,160
Wildlife has to be called every now and then.

1384
01:07:59,160 --> 01:08:05,160
So boar are down there like crazy and they will fuck crops up.

1385
01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:07,160
They'll fuck everything up.

1386
01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:12,160
So he has to go boar hunting probably once a month to just control the population.

1387
01:08:12,160 --> 01:08:18,160
Yes. OK. And you go at night and you just take a rifle

1388
01:08:18,160 --> 01:08:23,160
and you literally walk through a dark field in pitch black darkness.

1389
01:08:23,160 --> 01:08:25,160
Like there is you have no light.

1390
01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:30,160
And he basically has like a path kind of carved around this field where he walks through.

1391
01:08:30,160 --> 01:08:32,160
And if you see a boar, you shoot it.

1392
01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:35,160
So he lets me have the gun.

1393
01:08:35,160 --> 01:08:40,160
We walk like through this field for probably two hours pitch black.

1394
01:08:40,160 --> 01:08:44,160
I've got my wife's stepdad with me and then Uncle Monty.

1395
01:08:44,160 --> 01:08:47,160
And he kind of leads the way and everything.

1396
01:08:47,160 --> 01:08:50,160
He shows us on the trees where the boar have come up and like rubbed their tusk into the trees

1397
01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:52,160
and there's markings all over it.

1398
01:08:52,160 --> 01:08:55,160
And I'm thinking we're going to see some fucking boars.

1399
01:08:55,160 --> 01:08:56,160
It's going to be awesome.

1400
01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:58,160
Didn't see a single fucking boar the entire night.

1401
01:08:58,160 --> 01:09:00,160
We walked around that field for like two hours.

1402
01:09:00,160 --> 01:09:04,160
And then at one point Monty was just like pointed that way like back towards his truck.

1403
01:09:04,160 --> 01:09:08,160
And we went back up there and he was like, he's like, I can tell they're just not even out tonight.

1404
01:09:08,160 --> 01:09:09,160
So sorry.

1405
01:09:09,160 --> 01:09:11,160
So I told you that was going to end like shit.

1406
01:09:11,160 --> 01:09:13,160
I thought it was going to be a horrific accident.

1407
01:09:13,160 --> 01:09:15,160
Yeah, I thought that was going to be something bad.

1408
01:09:15,160 --> 01:09:17,160
Monty got gored and he died.

1409
01:09:17,160 --> 01:09:19,160
That was how my wife's uncle died.

1410
01:09:19,160 --> 01:09:22,160
They got a big wild boar problem in Hawaii.

1411
01:09:22,160 --> 01:09:23,160
I wouldn't doubt it.

1412
01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:24,160
Those motherfuckers are everywhere.

1413
01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:25,160
Yeah, tear shit up.

1414
01:09:25,160 --> 01:09:27,160
Cool, you just give them some Pringles in there.

1415
01:09:27,160 --> 01:09:31,160
But the problem is aren't they going to keep coming back if you just give them some Pringles?

1416
01:09:31,160 --> 01:09:32,160
They do.

1417
01:09:32,160 --> 01:09:33,160
Yeah, if you keep feeding.

1418
01:09:33,160 --> 01:09:40,160
So Monty, like in that field, like they would set up traps at the top of the trees that would be full of just like rubbish, like junk food shit.

1419
01:09:40,160 --> 01:09:41,160
Like it would just be nasty.

1420
01:09:41,160 --> 01:09:43,160
Anything left over, they would basically put it in that.

1421
01:09:43,160 --> 01:09:48,160
And that's how they would like train the boar like where to go so that they would know like where to find them.

1422
01:09:48,160 --> 01:09:54,160
So they would every now and these things were on timers, they would open up and like just junk food would just fall down.

1423
01:09:54,160 --> 01:09:57,160
And that's how they would know like where the boar were going to be and all that stuff.

1424
01:09:57,160 --> 01:10:00,160
And pretty much train them to walk in like certain paths.

1425
01:10:00,160 --> 01:10:02,160
Well, it still didn't really help because we didn't see any.

1426
01:10:02,160 --> 01:10:07,160
But yeah, you just give them crap to eat and they just multiply.

1427
01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:09,160
Yeah, I'll be right back.

1428
01:10:09,160 --> 01:10:11,160
Damn, dude.

1429
01:10:11,160 --> 01:10:12,160
That's crazy, though.

1430
01:10:12,160 --> 01:10:18,160
Like the whole like invasive species have to hunt them to just control the population.

1431
01:10:18,160 --> 01:10:20,160
Yeah, it's a lot of shit like that.

1432
01:10:20,160 --> 01:10:21,160
What is those fish?

1433
01:10:21,160 --> 01:10:23,160
Those scorpion fish?

1434
01:10:23,160 --> 01:10:24,160
I've never heard of those.

1435
01:10:24,160 --> 01:10:25,160
Scorpion fish?

1436
01:10:25,160 --> 01:10:27,160
So half fish, half scorpion.

1437
01:10:27,160 --> 01:10:28,160
I got a little.

1438
01:10:28,160 --> 01:10:29,160
Dragon fish.

1439
01:10:29,160 --> 01:10:30,160
Dragon fish.

1440
01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:31,160
Dragon fish is what I'm thinking.

1441
01:10:31,160 --> 01:10:32,160
Look up dragon fish.

1442
01:10:32,160 --> 01:10:33,160
Maybe a lion fish.

1443
01:10:33,160 --> 01:10:35,160
You saw this on Game of Thrones.

1444
01:10:35,160 --> 01:10:36,160
I'm talking about lion fish.

1445
01:10:36,160 --> 01:10:37,160
Oh, you're talking about the lion fish.

1446
01:10:37,160 --> 01:10:38,160
Oh, God.

1447
01:10:38,160 --> 01:10:44,160
That's the that's the like underwater deep, deep, deep underwater thing that has like.

1448
01:10:44,160 --> 01:10:45,160
Oh, yeah.

1449
01:10:45,160 --> 01:10:46,160
Let me search up the lion fish.

1450
01:10:46,160 --> 01:10:47,160
That thing.

1451
01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:48,160
Yeah, because I know what you're talking about.

1452
01:10:48,160 --> 01:10:49,160
That's poisonous.

1453
01:10:49,160 --> 01:10:51,160
Yeah, they get all on the reef.

1454
01:10:51,160 --> 01:10:52,160
Oh, that thing's beautiful.

1455
01:10:52,160 --> 01:10:53,160
What are you talking about?

1456
01:10:53,160 --> 01:10:56,160
They get all on the reef and they kill like they eat all the shit.

1457
01:10:56,160 --> 01:10:57,160
The spines are poisonous.

1458
01:10:57,160 --> 01:10:58,160
It's an invasive species, huh?

1459
01:10:58,160 --> 01:10:59,160
That'll kill you, dude.

1460
01:10:59,160 --> 01:11:00,160
If you touch it, you're dead.

1461
01:11:00,160 --> 01:11:01,160
Oh, well.

1462
01:11:01,160 --> 01:11:04,160
And see, that's why that's why it looks good.

1463
01:11:04,160 --> 01:11:06,160
That's seriously like that's an evolutionary tactic.

1464
01:11:06,160 --> 01:11:11,160
It looks good so that something will approach it and then it can fuck it up.

1465
01:11:11,160 --> 01:11:14,160
Yeah, it's 100 percent why it looks like that.

1466
01:11:14,160 --> 01:11:17,160
That's why the poison dart frogs look like so beautiful.

1467
01:11:17,160 --> 01:11:18,160
Colorful.

1468
01:11:18,160 --> 01:11:21,160
It's to attract things to it so that they can kill it.

1469
01:11:21,160 --> 01:11:22,160
That's crazy.

1470
01:11:22,160 --> 01:11:26,160
What you want to talk about next?

1471
01:11:26,160 --> 01:11:28,160
So hold on.

1472
01:11:28,160 --> 01:11:35,160
So on on Facebook Marketplace, you posted this photo of the fresh bread.

1473
01:11:35,160 --> 01:11:36,160
What's the market price?

1474
01:11:36,160 --> 01:11:40,160
I don't know what you're talking about.

1475
01:11:40,160 --> 01:11:42,160
The market price of fresh bread.

1476
01:11:42,160 --> 01:11:43,160
Yeah, that Jack.

1477
01:11:43,160 --> 01:11:44,160
Well, I seen the post.

1478
01:11:44,160 --> 01:11:47,160
You had like all this bread and you were selling it.

1479
01:11:47,160 --> 01:11:49,160
I don't have a clue.

1480
01:11:49,160 --> 01:11:54,160
Instagram post from like 2011 where there was a Facebook Marketplace picture that you

1481
01:11:54,160 --> 01:11:59,160
had showed that you put on there that had like a room full of bread.

1482
01:11:59,160 --> 01:12:02,160
Oh, I that wasn't my post.

1483
01:12:02,160 --> 01:12:07,160
That was something that I had found that was like I was making a joke out of it.

1484
01:12:07,160 --> 01:12:10,160
Like, why the fuck would somebody sell a bunch of bread on Marketplace?

1485
01:12:10,160 --> 01:12:13,160
Yeah, that's what he does.

1486
01:12:13,160 --> 01:12:19,160
Yeah, I don't sell it on Facebook Marketplace.

1487
01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:20,160
Do you work for you?

1488
01:12:20,160 --> 01:12:23,160
Was that bread company Bimbo?

1489
01:12:23,160 --> 01:12:24,160
I used to.

1490
01:12:24,160 --> 01:12:25,160
I used to work for Bimbo.

1491
01:12:25,160 --> 01:12:26,160
Then I worked for Louis.

1492
01:12:26,160 --> 01:12:27,160
Oh, man.

1493
01:12:27,160 --> 01:12:30,160
You know, that why you're so good at peanut butter and jelly.

1494
01:12:30,160 --> 01:12:35,160
I mean, he understands bread texture, how the peanut butter is going to spread because

1495
01:12:35,160 --> 01:12:37,160
you can get some shitty bread and you can go to spread it.

1496
01:12:37,160 --> 01:12:38,160
It's gonna tear the bread up.

1497
01:12:38,160 --> 01:12:40,160
Yeah, finally, somebody understands.

1498
01:12:40,160 --> 01:12:42,160
I'm so sick of these fucking simpletons come in here.

1499
01:12:42,160 --> 01:12:44,160
They don't know anything about bread and shit.

1500
01:12:44,160 --> 01:12:47,160
Let me ask them as a PBJ person.

1501
01:12:47,160 --> 01:12:49,160
What do you think about goober grape?

1502
01:12:49,160 --> 01:12:50,160
Remember goober grape?

1503
01:12:50,160 --> 01:12:53,160
No, no, no, that is sacrilege.

1504
01:12:53,160 --> 01:12:54,160
That is insane.

1505
01:12:54,160 --> 01:12:56,160
It's the can or the jar.

1506
01:12:56,160 --> 01:12:59,160
It has peanut butter and jelly.

1507
01:12:59,160 --> 01:13:03,160
As a kid, but as a kid, though, that was like a dream because I was like, I can just go

1508
01:13:03,160 --> 01:13:05,160
in here and take a knife and scoop this shit out.

1509
01:13:05,160 --> 01:13:06,160
And boom, I got my own thing.

1510
01:13:06,160 --> 01:13:07,160
Go back to playing.

1511
01:13:07,160 --> 01:13:08,160
I like the fluffer nutter one.

1512
01:13:08,160 --> 01:13:12,160
The marshmallow cream and the peanut butter in the same jar.

1513
01:13:12,160 --> 01:13:13,160
I had that.

1514
01:13:13,160 --> 01:13:18,160
I had a phase of that in my youth.

1515
01:13:18,160 --> 01:13:19,160
In their youth, you hear this?

1516
01:13:19,160 --> 01:13:20,160
I know.

1517
01:13:20,160 --> 01:13:23,160
Dude, shit like that kills me.

1518
01:13:23,160 --> 01:13:29,160
Ever since I've been back and I'm seeing like, like I said, I moved to Atlanta in 2012 and

1519
01:13:29,160 --> 01:13:31,160
I got back here this past August.

1520
01:13:31,160 --> 01:13:32,160
That's 11 years.

1521
01:13:32,160 --> 01:13:36,160
I really hadn't been here.

1522
01:13:36,160 --> 01:13:42,160
My parents used to live out in North Huntsville, kind of off Winchester Shields in that area.

1523
01:13:42,160 --> 01:13:46,160
So when I would come here over the years for like holidays and stuff, I would just, I was

1524
01:13:46,160 --> 01:13:48,160
just going up there just to go see them.

1525
01:13:48,160 --> 01:13:51,160
And then you hit 72 out that way and you go towards Scottsboro and you can go back to Atlanta.

1526
01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:56,160
So I never really came like into Huntsville that much over those years because I would

1527
01:13:56,160 --> 01:13:58,160
just come see family and then I'd go back.

1528
01:13:58,160 --> 01:14:03,160
And then when I remember when I got back and my wife and I were like kind of house hunting

1529
01:14:03,160 --> 01:14:07,160
before, you know, before we finally settled on something.

1530
01:14:07,160 --> 01:14:09,160
I remember like I drove by Stove House.

1531
01:14:09,160 --> 01:14:12,160
I was just like, what the fuck is that?

1532
01:14:12,160 --> 01:14:15,160
Why is that on Govrlers?

1533
01:14:15,160 --> 01:14:17,160
Like what is going on here?

1534
01:14:17,160 --> 01:14:18,160
And my dad's in construction.

1535
01:14:18,160 --> 01:14:21,160
So I've grown up around some of the stuff and I know like like Mid City.

1536
01:14:21,160 --> 01:14:23,160
It used to be Madison Square Mall.

1537
01:14:23,160 --> 01:14:25,160
I remember that mall.

1538
01:14:25,160 --> 01:14:27,160
I used to go to Madison Square Mall as a kid.

1539
01:14:27,160 --> 01:14:31,160
Like we used to skip fucking school and go hang out at Madison Square Mall all day.

1540
01:14:31,160 --> 01:14:38,160
I went to a World of Warcraft Wrath of the Lich King midnight release party in 2007.

1541
01:14:38,160 --> 01:14:40,160
At that mall.

1542
01:14:40,160 --> 01:14:42,160
Big time.

1543
01:14:42,160 --> 01:14:44,160
Number one talking point.

1544
01:14:44,160 --> 01:14:46,160
Number one talking point.

1545
01:14:46,160 --> 01:14:48,160
World of Warcraft baby.

1546
01:14:48,160 --> 01:14:50,160
I know you're a nerd.

1547
01:14:50,160 --> 01:14:53,160
Oh, it's a good way.

1548
01:14:53,160 --> 01:14:57,160
It's a little bit of a here's what's really weird talking about age and stuff.

1549
01:14:57,160 --> 01:15:00,160
So WoW came out November 2004.

1550
01:15:00,160 --> 01:15:02,160
That's when it came out all the way.

1551
01:15:02,160 --> 01:15:04,160
Came out in November 2004.

1552
01:15:04,160 --> 01:15:07,160
I started playing December 2004.

1553
01:15:07,160 --> 01:15:09,160
Still play.

1554
01:15:09,160 --> 01:15:11,160
Not as much as I used to obviously, but I still play.

1555
01:15:11,160 --> 01:15:14,160
I started doing the math the other day.

1556
01:15:14,160 --> 01:15:17,160
I have played that game more than half of my life.

1557
01:15:17,160 --> 01:15:18,160
Wow.

1558
01:15:18,160 --> 01:15:22,160
Because this year, this November will be 20 years of that game.

1559
01:15:22,160 --> 01:15:25,160
I started playing it when I was 18.

1560
01:15:25,160 --> 01:15:29,160
I have literally played that game more than half of my life.

1561
01:15:29,160 --> 01:15:31,160
Do you play the video game too?

1562
01:15:31,160 --> 01:15:32,160
What are you talking about?

1563
01:15:32,160 --> 01:15:34,160
It is a video game.

1564
01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:36,160
I thought it was a board game.

1565
01:15:36,160 --> 01:15:37,160
No, man.

1566
01:15:37,160 --> 01:15:38,160
No, no, no, no.

1567
01:15:38,160 --> 01:15:39,160
World of Warcraft.

1568
01:15:39,160 --> 01:15:40,160
So World of Warcraft is a.

1569
01:15:40,160 --> 01:15:41,160
That's an open world.

1570
01:15:41,160 --> 01:15:42,160
It's a computer game, dude.

1571
01:15:42,160 --> 01:15:43,160
It's in dragons.

1572
01:15:43,160 --> 01:15:46,160
It's kind of like Skyrim in a way, but not really.

1573
01:15:46,160 --> 01:15:48,160
It's an MMO, MMORPG.

1574
01:15:48,160 --> 01:15:53,160
You play as a warrior and a hunter and a priest and all that stuff.

1575
01:15:53,160 --> 01:15:57,160
Based off of the old Warcraft games from the 90s.

1576
01:15:57,160 --> 01:15:59,160
Those are the old real time strategy turn based.

1577
01:15:59,160 --> 01:16:05,160
Not turn based, but real time strategy games where you do orcs versus humans and elves versus undead and stuff like that.

1578
01:16:05,160 --> 01:16:08,160
They turned that into an MMO in 2004.

1579
01:16:08,160 --> 01:16:11,160
It's been Blizzard's biggest thing ever since.

1580
01:16:11,160 --> 01:16:20,160
But yeah, me and some buddies from high school used to play for years and then they kind of dropped off because they're fucking pussies.

1581
01:16:20,160 --> 01:16:23,160
Had kids and shit.

1582
01:16:23,160 --> 01:16:27,160
So I kept playing, you know, play with strangers.

1583
01:16:27,160 --> 01:16:28,160
I got a buddy of mine was in California.

1584
01:16:28,160 --> 01:16:30,160
We still play every now and then.

1585
01:16:30,160 --> 01:16:33,160
But it's just it's dude, it's fun.

1586
01:16:33,160 --> 01:16:36,160
It's one of those things that like, you know, some people have golf.

1587
01:16:36,160 --> 01:16:41,160
Some people have disc golf.

1588
01:16:41,160 --> 01:16:43,160
We don't talk about that.

1589
01:16:43,160 --> 01:16:44,160
It's so weird.

1590
01:16:44,160 --> 01:16:45,160
There's a course at UAH.

1591
01:16:45,160 --> 01:16:48,160
I tried to burn it down.

1592
01:16:48,160 --> 01:17:02,160
But it's one of those things that like I can if I need to chill, if I need to relax, headphones on, music on, log into WoW, play for three hours and everything just kind of just shuts down.

1593
01:17:02,160 --> 01:17:05,160
It's a it's one of those relaxing things.

1594
01:17:05,160 --> 01:17:06,160
Yeah.

1595
01:17:06,160 --> 01:17:09,160
When you play to know, I'm just a gamer.

1596
01:17:09,160 --> 01:17:11,160
Like, I want to know the question.

1597
01:17:11,160 --> 01:17:12,160
Which one is it?

1598
01:17:12,160 --> 01:17:15,160
Is it PC, Xbox or PlayStation 4?

1599
01:17:15,160 --> 01:17:16,160
Like just gaming in general?

1600
01:17:16,160 --> 01:17:17,160
Not somebody like you.

1601
01:17:17,160 --> 01:17:18,160
Which one do you prefer?

1602
01:17:18,160 --> 01:17:19,160
PS5.

1603
01:17:19,160 --> 01:17:20,160
Yes.

1604
01:17:20,160 --> 01:17:26,160
So I obviously wow is only on PC.

1605
01:17:26,160 --> 01:17:27,160
So I've always played that.

1606
01:17:27,160 --> 01:17:28,160
OK.

1607
01:17:28,160 --> 01:17:35,160
But I got a PS4 while back and then upgraded to PS5 and everything.

1608
01:17:35,160 --> 01:17:39,160
But then I got an Xbox recently just for Starfield.

1609
01:17:39,160 --> 01:17:40,160
Shitty decision.

1610
01:17:40,160 --> 01:17:41,160
Is it is it bad?

1611
01:17:41,160 --> 01:17:43,160
Starfield fucking suck.

1612
01:17:43,160 --> 01:17:46,160
You got the new Xbox to write S, I guess.

1613
01:17:46,160 --> 01:17:49,160
The PlayStation 5.

1614
01:17:49,160 --> 01:17:51,160
Yeah, yeah, same generation.

1615
01:17:51,160 --> 01:17:52,160
OK.

1616
01:17:52,160 --> 01:17:53,160
So it Starfield.

1617
01:17:53,160 --> 01:18:00,160
That was really the only reason I got the Xbox, because I was like, oh, man, Starfield's can be like fallout in space and Skyrim in space.

1618
01:18:00,160 --> 01:18:01,160
It sucks.

1619
01:18:01,160 --> 01:18:03,160
It's so boring.

1620
01:18:03,160 --> 01:18:08,160
Like they advertised it as like, oh, you'll be able to explore this galaxy and go to these other planets and fly to them.

1621
01:18:08,160 --> 01:18:10,160
You'll have a ship and all this stuff.

1622
01:18:10,160 --> 01:18:12,160
You can just fast travel from one planet to the next.

1623
01:18:12,160 --> 01:18:15,160
So what's the point of the space travel?

1624
01:18:15,160 --> 01:18:19,160
Why are you giving me a spaceship if I can just hit a button and then I'm on a different plane?

1625
01:18:19,160 --> 01:18:21,160
So it kind of sucks the fun out of it.

1626
01:18:21,160 --> 01:18:23,160
So I was really disappointed in that.

1627
01:18:23,160 --> 01:18:28,160
And then I did start playing cyberpunk a little bit.

1628
01:18:28,160 --> 01:18:29,160
How is that?

1629
01:18:29,160 --> 01:18:30,160
It sucked when it launched.

1630
01:18:30,160 --> 01:18:33,160
It was terrible when it was a lot of a lot of bugs.

1631
01:18:33,160 --> 01:18:35,160
The enemy A.I. was terrible.

1632
01:18:35,160 --> 01:18:40,160
Like you could literally walk up to a cop, shoot him in the face and then run 10 feet away from him and they wouldn't chase you.

1633
01:18:40,160 --> 01:18:42,160
It was like, what's the point of this?

1634
01:18:42,160 --> 01:18:49,160
So I want to say this past fall or this past summer, they updated it and like really polished it up.

1635
01:18:49,160 --> 01:18:51,160
And it's a lot better now.

1636
01:18:51,160 --> 01:18:53,160
It's like GTA in the future.

1637
01:18:53,160 --> 01:18:57,160
I do wish you could play third person, but you know, whatever.

1638
01:18:57,160 --> 01:18:59,160
But no, it's fun.

1639
01:18:59,160 --> 01:19:03,160
I tell you what, though, and I don't know if you played this Baldur's Gate 3.

1640
01:19:03,160 --> 01:19:04,160
Fuck man.

1641
01:19:04,160 --> 01:19:06,160
What's that on? Is that on PlayStation?

1642
01:19:06,160 --> 01:19:07,160
It's on all of them.

1643
01:19:07,160 --> 01:19:08,160
OK.

1644
01:19:08,160 --> 01:19:12,160
But I will tell you now, Baldur's Gate 3.

1645
01:19:12,160 --> 01:19:17,160
If you are into D&D at all, that's your game.

1646
01:19:17,160 --> 01:19:19,160
And I'm not I play D&D like twice.

1647
01:19:19,160 --> 01:19:21,160
Now, D&D is the one that that's what I was thinking.

1648
01:19:21,160 --> 01:19:23,160
That's the actual board game.

1649
01:19:23,160 --> 01:19:25,160
Yeah, you can't even really call it a board game.

1650
01:19:25,160 --> 01:19:30,160
It's like a it's just a tabletop pencil and paper kind of thing.

1651
01:19:30,160 --> 01:19:36,160
So Baldur's Gate is the one and two came out in the 90s, late 90s, early 2000.

1652
01:19:36,160 --> 01:19:42,160
I can't remember when the second one came out, but it's turn based combat action, dialogue, all that stuff.

1653
01:19:42,160 --> 01:19:47,160
What they did with this one, another developer came in and basically said, all right, we're going to make Baldur's Gate 3.

1654
01:19:47,160 --> 01:19:57,160
We're going to do it fully voice acted, fully motion captured, crazy good graphics and then still incorporate the good turn based combat.

1655
01:19:57,160 --> 01:19:59,160
We're going to incorporate all this other stuff to it.

1656
01:19:59,160 --> 01:20:00,160
One game of the year.

1657
01:20:00,160 --> 01:20:02,160
Now turn based is like Final Fantasy, right?

1658
01:20:02,160 --> 01:20:04,160
A little bit, except that in this.

1659
01:20:04,160 --> 01:20:10,160
So like in Final Fantasy, like when you when you come up to an enemy, you're sort of like your party standing here and they're standing here.

1660
01:20:10,160 --> 01:20:12,160
And then you just take turns with characters.

1661
01:20:12,160 --> 01:20:19,160
This you could be standing down there like where that one girl is like walking through that path and you get ambushed by like wolves or something.

1662
01:20:19,160 --> 01:20:22,160
The wolves are like here, here up on a hill.

1663
01:20:22,160 --> 01:20:26,160
Your party's like here and there might be somebody that's like down below or something.

1664
01:20:26,160 --> 01:20:32,160
So you have to move around and like attack these things and be a little bit more strategic with it.

1665
01:20:32,160 --> 01:20:37,160
So it's it's just it's very well produced.

1666
01:20:37,160 --> 01:20:39,160
It's got an incredible story like that was.

1667
01:20:39,160 --> 01:20:41,160
This is I'm nerding out for real.

1668
01:20:41,160 --> 01:20:46,160
There was one moment in the story that I sat there and was like fucking sweating bullets, dude.

1669
01:20:46,160 --> 01:20:55,160
I'm not like you had to make a decision about one of the characters runs into what she believes to be her people's god.

1670
01:20:55,160 --> 01:20:58,160
And in the moment, she's kind of finding out that that's not true.

1671
01:20:58,160 --> 01:21:02,160
And you're literally watching somebody lose faith, like on the spot.

1672
01:21:02,160 --> 01:21:10,160
And you have to make this decision about whether or not to support her or to tell her she's wrong or to align with the god.

1673
01:21:10,160 --> 01:21:13,160
And if you disobey the god, is that god going to kill you?

1674
01:21:13,160 --> 01:21:17,160
Like you you're literally just like this is like life or death shit.

1675
01:21:17,160 --> 01:21:23,160
And I like I finished that scene and luckily I made like the right decision and everything got done with it.

1676
01:21:23,160 --> 01:21:30,160
Turn the game off, went to the living room and told my wife I was like I just did something in a video game that I don't think I've ever done.

1677
01:21:30,160 --> 01:21:35,160
Like it was it was just a it was a moment where you're just like this is going to win game of the year.

1678
01:21:35,160 --> 01:21:39,160
And it did. And it did. So it was it's very well done.

1679
01:21:39,160 --> 01:21:42,160
OK, I'm going to check that out. I need a new game to play.

1680
01:21:42,160 --> 01:21:48,160
OK, so you do. So we got epic, incredible and terrific.

1681
01:21:48,160 --> 01:21:54,160
Awesome. Awesome is not going on right now, but Scott's working on trying to get awesome kicked back off.

1682
01:21:54,160 --> 01:21:57,160
So but you're you're the host of terrific.

1683
01:21:57,160 --> 01:22:02,160
Terrific. I'm trying to be. So let me talk about like what terrific is going to be first,

1684
01:22:02,160 --> 01:22:05,160
because I feel like Huntsville comedians are going to want to know this too.

1685
01:22:05,160 --> 01:22:13,160
And then obviously our audience. So the idea for terrific came, I think, from just me being here for a little bit and thinking,

1686
01:22:13,160 --> 01:22:21,160
I want to have our I want to have that comedy hour presents have a show that gives locals like a little bit more of an opportunity.

1687
01:22:21,160 --> 01:22:24,160
Epic is definitely that. And so is incredible.

1688
01:22:24,160 --> 01:22:32,160
But both of those shows have gained a reputation now of getting comics from throughout the southeast and throughout the country.

1689
01:22:32,160 --> 01:22:36,160
So I wanted something that I felt like was going to be a little bit more close to home

1690
01:22:36,160 --> 01:22:39,160
and would give people a little bit more of an opportunity to shine.

1691
01:22:39,160 --> 01:22:45,160
So I wanted to do shenanigans as big about if you do a show, put an intermission in there

1692
01:22:45,160 --> 01:22:48,160
because we want our audience to go get drinks, go bathroom, do all that stuff.

1693
01:22:48,160 --> 01:22:53,160
I was like, all right, what if we did a half book show and a half open mic?

1694
01:22:53,160 --> 01:22:57,160
So I kind of had that idea rolling around for a little while.

1695
01:22:57,160 --> 01:23:01,160
Thought about it, thought about the logistics of it, kind of bailed on it for a little while.

1696
01:23:01,160 --> 01:23:03,160
And then I thought, no, we can we can make this work.

1697
01:23:03,160 --> 01:23:09,160
Let's do five comics up front, 10 minutes each, and then we'll open up that second half to be an open mic.

1698
01:23:09,160 --> 01:23:13,160
But it's not going to be an open mic to where you can just show up that night and sign up.

1699
01:23:13,160 --> 01:23:20,160
Wanted this to be like a little bit more selective, but also a little bit more special and a little bit more random.

1700
01:23:20,160 --> 01:23:28,160
So what we're going to do is the week before the show, we're going to put up a link where people can go and sign up.

1701
01:23:28,160 --> 01:23:35,160
And all it is is a Google form that you just basically type in your name and your email address and you send that to comes to me.

1702
01:23:35,160 --> 01:23:39,160
And then we're going to leave that link up for the entire week.

1703
01:23:39,160 --> 01:23:41,160
The following Monday, we're going to close that link.

1704
01:23:41,160 --> 01:23:48,160
And then I'm going to use a random number generator to basically select eight comics from that list

1705
01:23:48,160 --> 01:23:50,160
because it'll come through and it'll go to an Excel spreadsheet.

1706
01:23:50,160 --> 01:23:52,160
So everything's like automatically numbered already.

1707
01:23:52,160 --> 01:23:57,160
So all I got to do is find a number generator that says, OK, we had 20 people sign up.

1708
01:23:57,160 --> 01:24:01,160
Generate me eight numbers from 20.

1709
01:24:01,160 --> 01:24:05,160
Exclude, you know, duplicates. So don't pick five twice, basically.

1710
01:24:05,160 --> 01:24:10,160
And then that'll be my eight. And then once those are selected, you'll get an email saying that you're selected.

1711
01:24:10,160 --> 01:24:12,160
And then on that Thursday, you perform.

1712
01:24:12,160 --> 01:24:15,160
So it's like a little bit more that's part of the open mic.

1713
01:24:15,160 --> 01:24:19,160
I don't even really like calling it an open mic because it's not really an open.

1714
01:24:19,160 --> 01:24:22,160
But it's not part of the set. It's not part of the first half.

1715
01:24:22,160 --> 01:24:36,160
Digital buckets. I guess. Yeah, it's so it's such a it's a it's kind of an open mic because it's like doing if you try to get on the open mic at Laughing Skull in Atlanta, they you can't go there and show and sign up.

1716
01:24:36,160 --> 01:24:39,160
Like that's just booked months in advance.

1717
01:24:39,160 --> 01:24:45,160
You send them an email and you tell them you're interested in everything. They find a spot for you and then you get an email and says, all right, you're signed up.

1718
01:24:45,160 --> 01:24:49,160
You're going to be on whatever date and show up this night and you're up.

1719
01:24:49,160 --> 01:24:58,160
I wanted it to be kind of like that, but also wanted it to be kind of similar to and I know I beat a dead horse here with Atlanta, but it's all I know because I live there for 11 years.

1720
01:24:58,160 --> 01:25:02,160
There's another show over there and I think it's still going on Monday night. It's called Starbarr.

1721
01:25:02,160 --> 01:25:05,160
Well, the place is called Starbarr.

1722
01:25:05,160 --> 01:25:14,160
And the guy that runs that is an old old punk guy named Rodney, R-O-T-K-N-E-E, Rodney, instead of Rodney, just Rodney.

1723
01:25:14,160 --> 01:25:17,160
The way that you get on that show, it's every every Monday night.

1724
01:25:17,160 --> 01:25:20,160
There's always like a headliner. He kind of selects those ahead of time.

1725
01:25:20,160 --> 01:25:25,160
But the way you get on that show every Sunday and Atlanta people, I'm sorry if I'm telling this wrong.

1726
01:25:25,160 --> 01:25:29,160
It's been a long time since I've heard this, but this is the way that I remember it.

1727
01:25:29,160 --> 01:25:37,160
He shuts his phone off at four o'clock every Sunday and then he turns it back on at like four or five.

1728
01:25:37,160 --> 01:25:40,160
And you're supposed to call in between that window.

1729
01:25:40,160 --> 01:25:42,160
Well, if his phone's off, it goes straight to voicemail.

1730
01:25:42,160 --> 01:25:48,160
So what he does when he turns his phone on, he listens to the first 10 voicemails and those are the people who get on.

1731
01:25:48,160 --> 01:25:54,160
So that idea was sort of what informed this was like I want there to be like a randomness to this.

1732
01:25:54,160 --> 01:25:59,160
I want there to be kind of a we're not playing favorites. You know, we're not.

1733
01:25:59,160 --> 01:26:06,160
It's completely random. But then the catch to all this is that the epic producers, so me and Scott and Raina and Tim,

1734
01:26:06,160 --> 01:26:16,160
and the five comics from the first half will select two of the people who did the best on that second half to be on the next month's first half.

1735
01:26:16,160 --> 01:26:20,160
So that way you get five minutes of this show at your open mic section.

1736
01:26:20,160 --> 01:26:25,160
But you're also going to get a chance to earn that 10 10 minute set the next month.

1737
01:26:25,160 --> 01:26:31,160
So, you know, epic now most of the time the sets are like 15 16 17 minutes.

1738
01:26:31,160 --> 01:26:38,160
Most of the open mics around here are five. You know, you might run into the occasional six or seven every now and then.

1739
01:26:38,160 --> 01:26:40,160
You can do whatever you want at Boxcar.

1740
01:26:40,160 --> 01:26:43,160
Pretty much. There's also nobody there to watch.

1741
01:26:43,160 --> 01:26:47,160
Yeah, so it's definitely open ended. Party foul.

1742
01:26:47,160 --> 01:26:53,160
I was going to say shout out to Alex for Boxcar and Jake for tonight.

1743
01:26:53,160 --> 01:27:01,160
But I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't know if I've seen a place so far that's offering a 10 minute.

1744
01:27:01,160 --> 01:27:04,160
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1745
01:27:04,160 --> 01:27:09,160
You would have to be featured on some like, you know, Fast Sammy's when Charlie was but it still was like seven.

1746
01:27:09,160 --> 01:27:12,160
Right. And that's once that's one person. Yeah, that's one person.

1747
01:27:12,160 --> 01:27:20,160
And I might not get back to four, four people instead of five people because I am kind of a little bit worried about the timing.

1748
01:27:20,160 --> 01:27:26,160
I don't want us to be there all night and I feel like, yeah, I feel like five up front might run it a little bit too late.

1749
01:27:26,160 --> 01:27:28,160
And I was going to see how it runs this month.

1750
01:27:28,160 --> 01:27:33,160
But then now we get into my whole neck bullshit and that whole thing.

1751
01:27:33,160 --> 01:27:39,160
So I have to have surgery on February 13th because I have a bulging disc in my neck.

1752
01:27:39,160 --> 01:27:44,160
So this will drop the day before that or the day before that.

1753
01:27:44,160 --> 01:27:50,160
So by the time some of you are listening to this, I may be in anesthesia in a hospital somewhere.

1754
01:27:50,160 --> 01:27:54,160
So they're going to go in and take this disc out and fix my neck and everything.

1755
01:27:54,160 --> 01:27:57,160
So I don't have this arm pain that I have anymore.

1756
01:27:57,160 --> 01:28:02,160
But then the bummer of this is that I have to wear a neck brace for potentially four to six weeks after this thing.

1757
01:28:02,160 --> 01:28:05,160
So I will not be around for a while.

1758
01:28:05,160 --> 01:28:10,160
But what I'm really bummed is the first terrific is supposed to be February 29th.

1759
01:28:10,160 --> 01:28:15,160
I can't. I was planning on hosting it. I was planning on being there to run it, make sure everything runs like I want.

1760
01:28:15,160 --> 01:28:19,160
Can't be there now. So luckily, Kim has stepped up.

1761
01:28:19,160 --> 01:28:21,160
Kim Wilson from Schnegg and thank you, Kim.

1762
01:28:21,160 --> 01:28:22,160
Shout out.

1763
01:28:22,160 --> 01:28:27,160
She has she has stepped up and said that she'll host it in my stead.

1764
01:28:27,160 --> 01:28:37,160
So so that first night is going to be her Dan Price, JJ, sci fi, Sierra and Ashland.

1765
01:28:37,160 --> 01:28:40,160
Oh, that's the first show right there.

1766
01:28:40,160 --> 01:28:42,160
And the idea, you know, we wanted to do it on Thursdays.

1767
01:28:42,160 --> 01:28:44,160
It's supposed to be fourth, fourth Thursday of every month.

1768
01:28:44,160 --> 01:28:51,160
We can do it on the fourth Thursday of this month because something else was going on at the black box.

1769
01:28:51,160 --> 01:28:55,160
And then next month, the fourth Thursday is actually the week after epic.

1770
01:28:55,160 --> 01:28:57,160
Or is that right? Yeah, yeah.

1771
01:28:57,160 --> 01:29:00,160
Because the fourth Friday, they fall on different weeks.

1772
01:29:00,160 --> 01:29:09,160
The idea is that we want to be able to eventually have if somebody is coming to do epic on a Friday night and they need a Thursday night show, they can come here and they can do terrific.

1773
01:29:09,160 --> 01:29:12,160
They can stay and they can do epic on Friday and then they can head out.

1774
01:29:12,160 --> 01:29:16,160
So that was the that was kind of the idea of wanting to do it on a Thursday.

1775
01:29:16,160 --> 01:29:18,160
Weird, weird day of the week to do a show.

1776
01:29:18,160 --> 01:29:22,160
But I've seen people come out to, you know, weekday shows.

1777
01:29:22,160 --> 01:29:25,160
It's not going to be a disaster, hopefully.

1778
01:29:25,160 --> 01:29:28,160
We can't we can't wait to see it.

1779
01:29:28,160 --> 01:29:30,160
I can't wait to see JJ out there.

1780
01:29:30,160 --> 01:29:34,160
Yeah, JJ has been, man, I'd be bombing.

1781
01:29:34,160 --> 01:29:36,160
JJ has been doing very well.

1782
01:29:36,160 --> 01:29:39,160
He's been killing, murdering out there.

1783
01:29:39,160 --> 01:29:40,160
All right.

1784
01:29:40,160 --> 01:29:42,160
This is the end of the podcast.

1785
01:29:42,160 --> 01:29:43,160
Cool, man. All right.

1786
01:29:43,160 --> 01:29:45,160
What we're going to do is just say whatever you want.

1787
01:29:45,160 --> 01:29:46,160
First of all, I want to say thank you.

1788
01:29:46,160 --> 01:29:48,160
Thank you so much for coming on here.

1789
01:29:48,160 --> 01:29:49,160
Absolutely.

1790
01:29:49,160 --> 01:29:52,160
Thank you for the gift.

1791
01:29:52,160 --> 01:29:54,160
How come I didn't get a what's the.

1792
01:29:54,160 --> 01:29:57,160
There it is.

1793
01:29:57,160 --> 01:29:58,160
I knew it.

1794
01:29:58,160 --> 01:29:59,160
I knew I couldn't think of a name.

1795
01:29:59,160 --> 01:30:00,160
I knew what I was doing.

1796
01:30:00,160 --> 01:30:03,160
Rada team.

1797
01:30:03,160 --> 01:30:05,160
That's what that is.

1798
01:30:05,160 --> 01:30:06,160
Rada team.

1799
01:30:06,160 --> 01:30:10,160
All my all my social things and images are going to pop up, I think, right here.

1800
01:30:10,160 --> 01:30:11,160
I'll go ahead and say it now.

1801
01:30:11,160 --> 01:30:12,160
Don't follow me.

1802
01:30:12,160 --> 01:30:13,160
Just don't follow me.

1803
01:30:13,160 --> 01:30:16,160
Follow Epic Comedy Hour on Facebook and Instagram.

1804
01:30:16,160 --> 01:30:18,160
Follow Huntsville Comedy on Facebook and Instagram.

1805
01:30:18,160 --> 01:30:21,160
And then go out there and follow every other thing that's related to Huntsville Comedy.

1806
01:30:21,160 --> 01:30:26,160
Shenanigans, Homegrown, these guys, everything else.

1807
01:30:26,160 --> 01:30:27,160
I don't matter.

1808
01:30:27,160 --> 01:30:29,160
I don't matter at all.

1809
01:30:29,160 --> 01:30:30,160
That's nonsense.

1810
01:30:30,160 --> 01:30:32,160
Huntsville Comedy matters.

1811
01:30:32,160 --> 01:30:35,160
Go follow Huntsville Comedy and you'll find out about everything else.

1812
01:30:35,160 --> 01:30:36,160
So do that.

1813
01:30:36,160 --> 01:30:37,160
Oh, yeah.

1814
01:30:37,160 --> 01:30:38,160
Thanks, man.

1815
01:30:38,160 --> 01:30:39,160
Thank you for coming.

1816
01:30:39,160 --> 01:30:40,160
Thank you so much.

1817
01:30:40,160 --> 01:30:57,160
Thanks for having me.