This week on clown college
I have acid reflux so bad to where I can eat something that's like
Spicy or red meat or anything like that and I will literally take two bites and throw up. Why I shouldn't be drinking this
I shouldn't be those wings
Like you all to know he he requested the way
We didn't like what do you want to eat and I was like
I'm not wings. This is the clown college podcast
We're just a couple open micers trying to make our way through the scene where we interview
Comedians throughout different stages of their comedy career no matter if they're open micers headliners or traveling comedians
I'm here to Jamie 2.0. I just talk a lot more. Damn it Brandon go sit in the corner
Hell yeah, hell yeah
We're back
Well, we got some swag now. Oh shit. Yeah, it's a man against swag. Yeah. Yeah, you got yours over there. You got your notebook
What
He's saying he's swaggy brother, I put the swag and then the clown college, okay with the pen you said that's you though
Oh, yeah, the action figure the white man. No, this is black, right?
Hey
Is he black? Yeah, I changed the face. Yeah, he is
It's just the glare. That's a look away. Yeah legos are crazy. I thought he was saying he had swag
That's why laughs. Oh, I thought you had a glass and he was like, that's me
I'm the swag. I was like, oh shit. You know, I got a little swag but not
Haircut that hair cut changed the man. I know I know shout out Mike sales. Shout out. Shout out man. He did an amazing job
Yeah, got your little temp fade. You can't tell you nut. Hell Athena said you just been wilder
You ain't stop looking in the mirror man now, that's like the symbol life suit from spider-man
Oh black, huh, yeah gang gang fuck these white motherfuckers
On that note dude, I was taught to kill it with kindness dude
I'm gonna kill you with kindness me and Brandon were talking and we appreciate all that you do for the podcast
The editing and everything Dom does all of it
He takes a lot of time out of his life to do that for us and we are very appreciative
So we got you a surprise dude. We chipped in and we got you a surprise. Shut the fuck up
Here you go, man
Hey come here this is like Christmas for me we wanted you to die faster so we can replace you
Yeah, you got to do this all in a day
No, this is a whole a whole quote. Well a carton
No, I was gonna say this is all a ploy to get Dante to replace me. Yeah, I'm the bitches. It's a coup man
Tired of it. Thank you guys. Oh, yeah, man. There's a long they didn't have the short. I worry about it
Just kidding. You said take a little longer to puff
It gives you a longer break dude longer experience
Fuck sci-fi man. Yeah
It's way more important
This now aren't it here and then tower seven back here
Yeah, when at stand-up live me and sci-fi were talking and he kept calling it building seven, but I never corrected him
He kept says like they didn't building seven fell down. I'm like, what is building seven tower seven?
What I mean, yeah, what's tower seven?
It was it's like a building kind of adjacent to the Twin Towers that randomly collapsed like a few hours
Or within days of the Twin Towers going down and it looks like it blew up from the inside like the way it fell
That's the conspiracy Elise. I really don't know that much about it. I just know it's like funny
Say towers I heard that on an episode of Nathan for you when he does the the dating the dating one daddy daddy daddy dating
Oh, yeah, and they watch them and the girl like she was bowling. She was like, yeah the the towers fail
But what about tower seven and you could tell he's so confused. He's like, what you talking about the Pentagon?
Cuz that guy I remember that guy hit the two the two towers and then the Pentagon
I'm the other one went down in that field man who the other one that went down in a field
And they wrote that book about it
They like sacrificed themselves to get the plane down to save other
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I did hear about that, but they found the black box from there but not from the other ones
You know, it's a 50-50 chance dude
Here we go with this shit. We argue about this off-camera quite a bit Jake was a little upset about it
I would see yeah. Yeah, well he I love how Jake came with the facts anything you tried to throw out there
He was like, well, actually it's a 66% probability
Speaking of something else we were arguing about
Do you guys think out there?
Please comment
If you were in the ocean and a barracuda was trying to kill you one singular barracuda
Could you what it kill you would one barracuda kill you? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. No
Yes, especially if you can't swim. Well you yeah, you didn't
What you eat?
It could be a shrimp. It'll take you
Have you seen that one shrimp dude that punches real hard? It's like the hardest point of the hardest things ever. Yeah, like PSI
Yeah, like relative and shit it it goes so fast. It boils the water around it
Mantis shrimp it'll fuck you up Brandon if we get if we get 500 subscribers in
The next three months. Can we let you get punched by the man to shrimp dude?
This is some brave wilderness shit. Yes. Oh, it's Brandon. Oh, I owe D Peters. Yeah
That's a real guy oh
That's the crazy bald white dude that lets all the bugs sting him. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's the one
I saw that and snapping turtles the shrimp. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he had the hornets on there
I think he let a little alligator bite him. He did and snapping bamboo sticks. It's insane, dude
I used to wrangle snap snapping turtles like during the pandemic dude. I'll send you some pictures to throw up right here, dude. I
Was I was killing what do you mean wrangle? Like I find them and I just try to pick them up
Oh you this wasn't the job. No, this was my it was there was cove it did
You can't get around people. They didn't say you can't you know fuck with the wildlife
This is America, dude. Are those things fast?
I don't know. I I only encountered a handful, but they were smaller if they were bigger
I probably wouldn't have fucked with them. Okay, cuz I seen one chase my stepdad
we was at Carlisle Lake and he was he was big and efficient and
I
Just see him high kneeing high kneeing through this shit. I'm like, what the hell you had the big
Standing and he was doing that fishing where you stand in the water and you got the big boots on
Oh, I don't know fly fishing is that what I don't know what it's called
But uh, he was doing that and I just see him. I just see him bucking and bucking this little month
I mean it wasn't little was a big-ass turtle. It was coming. It was coming after him. I ran
Yeah, he my real daddy
You got to do the zigzag pattern here you go with the zigzag shit it probably does work alligators
It's any you said yeah you're gonna have you zigzag
You got a jump on top of it. Yeah, okay. See yes. That's no, that's how you can hold its mouth shut
It only has bite down power. Yeah have unhinging power. I think that's what they say, but I wouldn't know
Alligators the least scary of all the
Like the wildlife that likes likes to eat me all right, I don't know what about like a bird or something
No, hippos.
I'd rather deal with an alligator than an eagle.
Hippos.
The eagle was trying to get at you?
Well, hippos don't eat meat.
Dude, hippos kill like more people.
Hippos are hyper.
They kill people because of territory and shit, but they don't eat meat.
Oh, the polar bears.
Well, and then plus polar bears will fuck you up.
Polar bears are the worst.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yes, I'm saying what's what?
Which one would you rather take on than alligator?
Would you rather take on an eagle than alligator?
I'd rather I'd probably rather take on a hawk than alligator.
I probably I probably don't.
I don't really know the difference, man, between the way bigger.
Really? Yeah.
Like significantly bigger.
You never seen that video that eagle
himming up a deer, a whole full grown deer.
Look it up.
Let's see. You said what is it?
Eagles Eagle.
Has deer and gets there kills there.
We should get Brandon to do that thing where he has the glove on
and the fucking falcon comes and lands on him.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Falconry, dude.
Yeah, once we start getting this brand in the wall,
got this little fucking.
OK, let's see which one he's trying to get one where he got them all the way up.
It's happening. You see that?
Look how far that motherfucker got that bitch in the air.
What the hell is that?
Vail, man.
That's like a video game or something.
That's from Red Dead Redemption.
That's one of the legendary animals.
They got so many of them.
They do not fuck around.
Let's see what are you talking about?
Do you know how much is an eagle way?
Oh, shit. Look at this one.
Yeah. What the fuck is that?
That's a bald eagle.
That's not that's not real.
Yeah, that's that's not real.
What they do.
Let's see. Hold on.
Oh, now that look at I'm getting to do hold the fuck up.
Now, that's real. Yeah.
That thing is big as fuck.
I couldn't do it.
Yeah, I think it take you down if I want to.
Hell, yeah.
I don't know. You might be able to fuck you.
Oh, yeah. I'm looking at it.
I'm going to punch the shit out of it.
If you don't catch it.
You're dying to most animals, dude.
It crazy as hell.
Most animals.
I'm killing a bear. Poisoned dirt frog would fuck you up.
Yeah, anything poisonous will fuck me up.
My reaction time ain't that quick.
But like shit, a barracuda, dude, it's not that big, dude.
It's fast, man.
And you just said your reaction time isn't that good.
Yeah, that's a down.
But it has to try to kill me.
I'm going to get a hold of that motherfucker.
I'm going to get it under the gills.
And we'll wrap it right around under the gills.
That big ass thing, dude.
No, not in the water.
I mean, that's like a huge.
That's massive.
But that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, but still.
No, not in the water.
That's a big ass fish and it swims hella fast.
Yeah, but his mouth isn't.
What? Dude, that thing can definitely open, man.
Yeah, go for the neck.
Yeah, but that.
I don't think it's fucking.
Yeah, but you sound less confident now that you're looking at it.
That was bigger than I've seen.
I've seen when I did the shark tank in Hawaii.
And that was the coolest thing that I've seen.
They had like some reef sharks, someone that no like great whites or tigers.
But one of those things, they shine like they like different colors
when you're looking at it under the water.
But it wasn't that big for damn sure.
No, but that's a big.
Yeah, that's like a record.
Yeah, because that's fucking huge.
It says South Carolina Public Radio, probably a news article.
This guy probably did some terrible shit.
So you look at that.
Look, get the one with his teeth.
Go to the one with his teeth.
Man, you think that thing killing you?
Are you crazy, dude?
Look at those teeth.
Yeah, I break them.
That shit probably can't even.
No, I'm fucking that up.
Brandon, find another big one, dude.
OK, let me search up big now.
We got biggest Barracuda ever on Earth in history.
Barracuda biggest.
Look at that, man.
His skull. Let's see one that's.
Look at that one holding the head, dude. Right here.
Damn. Look at that shit, dude.
Hell no. That's fucking you up.
That thing is big as hell.
Look at the mouth on that one, dude.
I mean, I'm saying.
The bottom right, Brandon. Click on that.
Hold on. Below that. Below that.
Full disclosure. I didn't know.
On the right, Brandon. That one. That one.
Look at that shit, dude.
That looks like a fucking big ass snake or something.
You see that in the water?
You're not paying a little bit.
Oh, you're full of shit, man.
That's like a fucking wolf or some shit in that water.
So he's reconsidering now, dude.
That's scary as fuck, man.
It's OK to say that the mouth doesn't scare me that much.
It will puncture you.
It looks like a pussy with teeth, man.
It's scary as fuck.
It'll take a chunk out of you, but it's not.
I don't think it's getting that deep.
That's terrifying.
It's getting that deep.
Dude, that thing's going to.
You'll live if it comes and bites you one time.
But what if it comes back five more times?
If this thing is like angered and trying to kill you.
Now I do have to see how they attack.
If they swim back and forth.
Brandon, pull up some footage.
Let's see it.
But they don't. I looked it up and they said they're like,
they don't mess with humans.
Like, there's no.
Not that really, really that many attack.
See, that's that's what I'm thinking.
Those things like that's what you're going to see.
Let's see.
Wait, dude.
OK, here goes something.
Here goes something.
This is artless.
OK, OK, hold up.
Oh, see how fast that shit is.
That's a bitch one.
Yeah, that was a bitch.
That's the that's like the one I saw.
Yeah, that one has sickle cell.
Let it go.
Look, it ain't swimming as fast as you all made it out to be.
I'm fucking I'm fucking a barracuda.
I stand on it.
There's no way I'm beating the shit out of that barracuda.
Barracuda attack.
We got to see a better one.
That's that's not good enough.
No, that's it.
That's good. That's good.
I mean, my point still stands.
Let's see what the people think.
Yeah, let's we'll see what they think.
Yeah. I have a feeling which way it's going to go, man.
Yeah, we have some technical.
What is that technical?
Technological.
Don't worry about it.
I just did it.
If you have anybody's technical or something like, you know,
how we always got in the comments, be technical about this one.
Be like, yes, barracudas can kill you.
Actually, there's a 50 50 percent chance of something, you know.
Please. We need like a thesis.
Thank you. Yeah.
Thank you. Get get argue about that.
Yeah. It's not even argue.
I would like to get detailed information about why I'm wrong or I'm right
and why JJ is wrong about 50 fucking percent, too, because that's silly.
You can't prove that to be incorrect, man.
And we just I mean, we proved it last.
We were talking about it.
He thinks it's 50.
It's a 50 percent chance that you're going to win the fuck you.
But 50 percent chance you're going to win the lottery.
Right. It's not.
It's like one thing that's not 50 50 chances.
You miss pronouncing words.
That's 100 percent.
That is the only acceptance of the rule.
Come on. Come on.
Speech impediment crew speech impediment crew.
Guys are in good company.
We still learn it meant for each other.
Oh, shit. So.
Oh, what else went down this week?
I mean, the only thing I can think about is the fucking crazy
shit that happened at Stand Up Live.
Yeah, that was insane.
Yeah. So this this guy in the crowd clearly fucked up like drunk as shit.
And he went up like it's a it's a bucket full of stand up live.
And he got pulled like third or fourth or something really early.
And he was he was completely fucked up there.
He got on the line fucked up.
I want another shot.
And then he just like I ain't got no jokes and just sat on set on stage
for three minutes, then got off and then sci fi got up there.
He heckled sci fi, but just a light heckle, you know, it was just like,
ha, just talking to him a little bit sci fi.
You know, he you know, he's a professional.
He got it all.
Then Jaylen on the board. Yeah.
Yeah. The board. The board.
He's on the board.
I can't believe Kim and Jessica let him on that board, but he's on there.
But so then Jaylen gets up there.
Shout out to Jaylen came back, you know, did some shows here.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Always good to see you.
And Josh, dude. Yeah, Josh.
Cool brother. Yeah.
I said it with the aid.
Yeah, you said it with the aid.
It's not a big deal, man.
John DeBum did it.
I wonder where John DeBum is now.
Hopefully not here.
And then Jaylen went up, he did a light heckle on Jaylen, too.
But then when Ty got up, Brandon, what did he do?
Man, he was going off.
He just would not let Ty even talk.
He get every second.
Say something funny.
Say something funny like that.
That's the worst.
And yeah, doing that, dude, he's trying to get through it.
That's when I first pulled up.
I walked in and that's what was going on.
He called him fat boy.
Stepping on his jokes. It got worse.
People talking.
He was stepping on his jokes, man.
You can't do that.
Yeah, that just kind of makes it impossible.
It's just a dickhead thing to do, especially at an open mic.
Yeah. Like that's lame as hell.
And it's not the environment to do that in.
No, he's just drunk and he's making it about him.
And he was he wasn't just drunk.
I don't know. They should have cut him off.
I mean, he was I think he had to be drunk when he got there.
Well, he had to be fucked up by the time he got there because he only went.
He went third.
You know, they got to come to get you the drinks.
It's not like they're there
like every second to get you whatever drinks you need.
So he probably was on his first drink at stand up live.
So he had to be really fucked up before he got there.
And then, yeah.
And then he just fucking just kept on heckling Ty.
Ty, they gave him like some extra minutes.
But, you know, Todd's jokes, he's like, I got titties.
Or and then do was saying it like in a in a in a mean way.
He was like, he was like, you got titties, Joe, fat ass.
You ain't got no dick.
And I'm like, you stepping on all the ties jokes.
You know what I'm saying?
But I was he was being nice. I was like, no, no, no, don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it. Don't get him out of there.
You know how Ty is. He the crowd were guru.
So so he handled so he handled the shit.
But it was still fucked up because, you know, this is like something.
If you do good on this, you can get on the showcase.
Yeah. So and you can get back to back.
So he pretty much fucked up ties, all the time chances to get on there.
But then this dude, what was his name?
I put it right up there. What does it say?
Let's see. Big Daddy Shortley.
Yeah. Big Daddy Shortlegs.
He got up there and that's when shit went haywire.
And we don't know this guy.
So he might be doing stand up a lot because he did have good stage presence.
He seemed like he's been doing it for a while.
But at the time, I'm like, man, what is this?
This is a guy's first time, you know, just trying to do stand up.
And this dude's being an asshole.
And then finally, Scott was like, shut the fuck up.
Yeah, I was in the hallway and I heard it from out there, dude.
He got down. What did he do?
He would be I mean, he was being so chaotic.
He got up. He was like, you're fucking doing this shit to me.
It's black history.
I'm like, you just had four black people. Exactly. Yeah.
You know what? Why don't you have a white baby?
Exactly. If it's black history, man.
Yeah, he didn't say anything when I went up there.
And I was after him.
It was quiet as a fucking whistle. Dog whistle, bro.
What the fuck? I was about to say whistle.
Dog whistle. Dog whistle.
Quiet as a mouse, I think is the saying.
You do the dog whistle, you don't hear the dog.
Why does that sound like an old fucking quote from like the 1800s?
Shout out Daniel Harden. Yeah, yeah.
He's the enforcer. Where's Bryce, dude?
Where's Bryce? Unreal.
Fuck it. You went home.
You're supposed to be the bodyguard of Huntsville.
After the apartment show, he was sick. He went home.
He was eating fucking vapes like the Vapo rub, but like the cough drop version.
He's eating that and beef jerky at the same time.
What kind of monster vapes him?
Yeah, we said that same time.
Man, menthol meat stick.
Oh, shit.
What is that? That sounded weird.
Pause it.
I'll try to cut it up and put it on there afterwards.
We fucked that up.
Yeah, we fucked that up.
What's a menthol meat stick?
No, he's saying Bryce was
at the show, he was eating
what the fuck, it was cough drops and eating a meat stick.
Yeah, beef jerky.
Oh, no. Meat stick.
OK, OK.
A glizzy stick, a dried glizzy stick.
A Jimmy Jam stick.
Yeah, a dried Jimmy Jam.
I just heard meat stick and Vicks.
I was like, that's a little...
That's different.
Some people, that's different.
You know what I mean.
You know what I mean? No.
You don't know what I mean?
I thought that because some people like that, that's how they were back in the day.
Like in 2007, they'd be like, probably back in the day.
What do you think 2007 was like?
Well, I was just a child.
I remember, what was it, like Wale came out around that time.
Who? Wale from Disney.
Oh, OK, Wale. OK.
Yeah, but...
Wale, dude.
Yeah, but anyway, back in the 2000s,
people would say stuff like, I'm going to get the Vicks and get the meat stick.
And that meant go whack off with the lotion.
I have never in all of my 36 years heard anything.
Who would jack off with the vapor rub?
That would hurt so fucking bad.
I've heard a crazy story.
Like, I remember one dude was talking about how his mom walked in
and he accidentally sprained his shit.
He got scared.
I was like, damn, man, you fucked up.
It's horrible. People get crazy.
Well, you said he sprained his dick.
Yeah, like he accidentally, she opened the door and he got scared.
I was like, oh shit.
And he was like, oh.
Oh, you ripped it off?
No, thankfully not. Thankfully not.
People are crazy, man.
But hold on, explain to me the Vicks thing in 2007.
Well, early 2000s.
OK, around.
Because you remember Vicks is vapor rub.
People get the...
So when they get the Vicks Vapor rub, I'm like, that's a method for like a lotion, maybe.
But how...
But who said this?
Just kids on the block.
Like, people would just say that stuff.
This is going off the rails.
Like, some people just say that because sometimes...
Fine, you know what? Fuck it. I used to say it.
It might be Sits of Renan.
I used to, because I used to make like slangs and shit.
So I was...
So you created this like...
Yes.
OK.
It was... I was trying to cover it up, but fine.
It's me.
All right, it's me.
Really?
What?
What? OK.
What?
Fine.
We were like, you're changing like kids on the block and stuff.
It was me.
Fine.
I made it up.
I said that.
I did that stuff.
I was a weird kid.
So in the early 2000s, you used to call jerking off, getting the Vapor rub and the meat stick.
Yeah, when I learned what it was, because I didn't know...
Like when people would say, beat your meat and stuff, I didn't know what the fuck that meant.
I'd be like, so you hitting your leg, you hitting the meat, I didn't know what it meant.
So I was like, meat stick Vaseline?
Hey, fuck it. That's probably something.
Yeah, Vaseline.
Or a Vicks, whatever that is.
No, there's a big difference.
But they both...
You ever put Vicks on anything?
Yeah, yeah.
So you know, it opens up.
Yeah, it opens up.
You don't want to put that.
No.
You don't want to use that.
No.
Yeah, you don't want to use that.
No.
So what'd you say there is a difference?
I've never even came close to using it, but I'm guaranteeing it's a sensation for sure.
It's going to be on there.
Yeah.
Yeah, you right.
It's probably like alone, I guess.
See, we get so close.
We get so close to common ground.
It got out.
Hello?
Hey.
Yeah, I can hear it.
Oh, now I hear it.
Yeah, I hear it too.
What the fuck is going on, dude?
I don't think you could top it.
I don't know, man.
This is Fancy Slang.
You got anything else, Brandon?
What other slang was going on that you made up in the 2000s, man?
What's the slang I would say?
I used to be like, who pissed in your Cocoa Puffs?
Who shivered your timbers?
Who shit in your timbers?
No, I say who shivered your timbers?
OK.
And then I used to be like, oh, man, so you're going to get the old Pascuzzi or something.
That was weird.
I used to just say that.
And that was just the work that made up.
I don't know.
I'd be like, so you're going to get the old Pascuzzi?
I mean, just doing some people do some weird shit.
But why was this the motion?
Because I was like, anything weird.
Yeah, that's what I can't.
That's weird.
Well, I mean, hey, I'm not saying that's weird.
Whoever likes that, do that.
Brandon, don't worry about offending people.
I don't offend nobody.
Hey, you know what's up?
You won't offend anybody, Brandon.
If they are, then they just want to get offended.
If they're offended by you.
Brandon, you have deeply offended me.
Yeah.
By doing that gesture.
I'm paid, man.
You know it right on, man.
Continue doing it.
I'm sorry.
Wait, I thought you got offended by that.
I was like, I don't know.
I don't know either, Brandon.
I don't know either, man.
Nobody does.
Nobody.
And that's the beauty of it.
OK, so what did the oos-pacuzzi, is that it?
Yeah, I'd be like, man, getting in that old Pascuzzi
or something.
I'd be like, that's some Pascuzzi.
So that's like sodomy?
What sodomy, man?
What is that?
What the fuck?
OK, what else, Brandon?
What's been new with you this week, man?
Thank you.
He has experience.
He just doesn't.
I might know what it is, you just have to remind me.
What do you think it is?
Sodomy?
Yeah.
OK, hold on, man.
My mind's leading me right now.
My side.
Sodomy.
So break the word down, dude.
Side.
Sadness.
Something sad.
No.
It is sad.
Well, yeah, because it is a sad thing.
Is it forceful?
Does that mean forceful?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think it's not welcome.
Yeah, yeah.
It's remorseful, something like that.
I don't know.
It's the opposite of that.
Damn, OK, I don't know, man.
It means, now, I know it means anal.
I think it's oral or anal.
Is it oral or anal?
I think so.
OK.
I don't know.
I might be wrong, but I think it's either or.
OK, so you just.
What?
When they're getting in your ass, Brandon.
Wait, so like the prosthetic, it's
kind of like a prosthetic exam when they be like,
hold on, man, we're going to the prostate exam.
No.
No, that's not sodomy.
That's a checkup.
No, I'm talking about how they do it, though.
He's on the right track, though.
Yeah, yeah, but.
But you consent to that.
Yeah.
Forcefully.
Brandon, you have to agree for them
to do the medical procedure.
Oh, then I'm not going to do it.
You got to.
Well, it's good.
You don't want prostate cancer.
Oh, hell no.
I don't want to.
You have to let them get in and check it.
Fuck it.
You know, some people say there's no solutions,
only trade-offs.
You know?
Would you rather get like a finger in your ass every,
what, year, 10 years?
No, it's not every.
I don't think it's every year.
It's like once you turn 40.
It's like after that, it's like once every five years.
I don't know.
Unless you got prostate problems,
you start to piss a lot.
I can't piss.
Can you clown college prostate exam vlog
when you go for the first time?
I'll do it.
Just get the facial angle.
As long as the doctor's down, VA won't even know.
They won't even know what's going on.
The VA doctor will be down.
I feel like if we just slide him $100.
Hell yeah.
All right.
All right, we got Justin Letlo all today,
one of the founding fathers.
OG.
Founded Epic Comedy?
Yeah, he's, yeah.
I think he did.
Hell yeah.
Can't wait.
Can't wait to get on there.
We'll see you in a minute.
All righty.
What time is it?
We got some skits.
Dr. Lawrence Redwood.
He's a relationship expert who studied
with the likes of Jesse Lee Peterson, Kevin
Samuels, Dr. Ruth.
And he's renowned in the fields of life, love,
and the pursuit of sexual happiness.
That's Dr. Lawrence Redwood.
And that's what the goddamn W.
Hello, and welcome back to Love Advice
with Dr. Lawrence Redwood.
I'm Dr. Lawrence Redwood, and that's what the goddamn W.
All right, we got a couple of more questions
from the internet here today, and we're
going to try to help out these people, huh?
If we can call them that.
OK, please hit me with the first question.
Killmonger is Autistic69 asks, how to take foreplay
to the next level?
You want to take foreplay to the next level,
I'll tell you what to do, and I'll
tell you what to do right now.
The second she gives you some kind of eye at all,
you see any kind of dilation in her pupils or feet,
point your weight, take both fingers,
you put them right in her fucking mouth, OK?
How about that?
Not like this.
You don't hate women.
You take two fingers, you put them right in her fucking mouth.
And then what?
You work the top.
The top and the outside.
Because you care.
Because you're an American.
That's what you do.
All right?
And then slap it a little bit.
Slap it a little bit, all right?
Rub on the outside, like this.
Yes, no.
You understand it's not complicated, I say the mouth.
You know what I mean, OK?
You know what I mean.
I'm just building for you to do everything, idiots.
Thank you.
Next question.
That's Dr. Lawrence Redwood, and that's what the goddamn W.
MurderedMyX17 asks, what to do on a first date?
There's only two things you need to remember on a first date.
Dress nice, obviously, you fucking idiot.
And two, have a fucking plan.
And you want to dress nice because it's not just any of the days.
That's the message you want to put out there.
You know that you're fucking an adult, and you own good shoes and shit
that you can go out in.
You know that you're not some kind of frickin' inbred living in the mountains
somewhere chasing goats and fucking sheep, all right?
That you've got your shit together.
So dress nice so that you're fucking capable of that in the first fucking place.
And have a plan.
They don't want you, they hate when you show up and they're like,
what are we doing?
They don't fucking know.
They don't fucking know anything.
Idiot.
They never do.
They don't want to have to think about it, dude.
They're outsourcing their night to you.
You've got to have a plan.
Show them that you're capable of thought.
Isn't that strange that they might not want to fuck you
if you're not capable of thought?
Just do that.
Have a plan.
Are you dressed nice?
I said this before.
I'll say it again.
God damn it.
With a goddamn W. Dress fucking nice.
That's Dr. Lawrence Redwood.
And that's what the goddamn W.
Mary Magdalene was a whore 59 asked,
what's a good reason to break up with someone?
Well, Mary, first of all, was very open about her past.
And well, it depends there, Mary Mags.
I mean, what does she do?
There are different degrees to these things, right?
I mean, like, let's say she slept with your dad.
There's a big difference between that and, let's say,
switching to natural deodorant.
For example, sleeping with your dad.
I understand.
I'm going to let you go.
He's a hot commodity.
It makes sense.
But there's no excuse for switching to natural deodorant.
It's absurd.
You smell like Bigfoot, you skunk ape.
What are you doing?
You want to be like the French?
Why?
They're disgusting.
But the reasons why you would break up with someone,
they vary, all right?
Let's say that a young lady says that you've had pregnant her
and that she's undergone an ancient deuteritic ritual
to abort the fetus using pity willow tea
and that she buried it under a willow tree by the river.
These are things that happen.
They happen to everyday Americans like you and me,
mostly me, that happen.
Do you understand?
These are things that are beyond us.
We cannot control our destiny, only how we face it
when your fetus is buried by a river,
supposedly an obvious lie on the solstice of all days.
How'd she get the timing right?
Thank you.
That's Dr. Lawrence Redwood.
And that's what the goddamn W.
This week's featured comedian.
Part of this, I'm going to explain,
and I'm going to leave the room and then Jason's
going to explain the other part.
So what's going to happen here is at any point during the scene
that I'm going to do for you guys,
if I do something I'm not supposed to do,
he gets to hit me with this fool new.
Not here, not here.
Anywhere else is fine.
Anywhere else, give it away.
Give it away.
Hit it!
There we go.
All right.
Yes, ma'am.
How long does it last?
It lasts as long as you need it to.
It could probably be overnight.
I would say, I would say, completely overnight.
OK.
Hey!
What's the matter?
I'm going to try to guess the, OK, so part of this day
is that we're trying to guess what was I hitting.
What was I hitting?
A volcano creator.
All right, all right.
I'm going to try to guess the thing that I couldn't do.
Was it like, a volcano?
A volcano.
What I couldn't do was it like, touch myself in any kind of way?
Give me your hands.
Hands.
Because with your hands, that's how.
If your hands are at your sides.
Oh, my god.
Thank you.
We're going to have a little bit of a lesson.
Yeah!
Hell yeah.
Dude, I swear to you, the colorway on this pin, like this dark green, this white, I used
to have a pair of Nike shoes like this when I was a kid.
Which kind were they?
I don't remember, but I liked them so much that I slept with them on the first night that
I got them.
Hell yeah.
And that's what it's like to be poor, man.
Nobody's going to steal his shoes from me.
You value things.
I'll keep his shoes on.
No, but we have a very special guest on today.
Who we got, man?
We got quite literally the OG of Huntsville County.
Someone describe him as terrific.
Some may say he's incredible.
Is there another word?
Me, personally, I would say he's pretty epic, too.
I agree.
We got Justin Ledlow, the founder of Epic Comedy.
I got the round of applause and everything.
Beautiful.
Thank you for coming on, man.
I appreciate you guys having me.
I gotta keep up tradition.
I got a gift.
Oh shit.
A gift.
It's nothing really special.
It's kind of stupid, and it's something that you guys can enjoy.
Well, Dom can't use it.
5,000 laugh out loud jokes and one-liners.
Hell yeah.
This warning contains offensive jokes.
That's the only one I want.
And it really is.
It's just like complete one-liners.
So what's the difference between two dicks and a joke?
You can't take a joke.
That's good.
I invented gloves.
Okay, I'm lying, but I did have a hand in it.
My wife's a magician.
My wife's a magician, she can turn anything into an argument.
Oh boy.
Hell yeah, dude.
Hey, thanks a lot.
We're going to read one of these out of...
Jesus Christ.
We're going to read one of these every episode.
Looks like I just got a new hour of material.
Hell yeah, man.
Thanks a lot, dude.
Hell yeah.
We're so happy to have you here.
Like JJ said, one of the founders of Huntsville Comedy, he was here before they had the mics,
when they had the grind to get it.
And you started off Epic Comedy Hour.
Yeah, it was definitely a different time.
So I don't know, it was probably like 2010 maybe, where I was thinking,
I'd like to go out and kind of start doing stand-up.
It seems like this is something fun that I would really enjoy doing.
And I was watching a lot of Comedy Central at the time,
and just kind of watching people's specials and stuff like that.
And I remember I had dinner with some friends one night,
and I was showing them, I think Daniel Tosh.
That's my boy.
I love Tosh.
People would clown on him, but Tosh is a good dude.
I just said he's in my top five last night when we were talking about the comedians.
Yeah, I can see it.
I love Daniel Tosh.
Yeah, he's a good guy.
He's definitely a good writer.
He's a good performer.
And also, I kind of identify with him a little bit because he's kind of a private person.
Very private.
I do kind of put up a wall between what I do comedically and then the rest of my life.
Not as much as he does, but he's got kids and stuff.
But I was watching him, Demetri Martin.
I'm a graphic designer by trade, and Demetri does all this art stuff.
So a lot of that stuff really resonated with me.
And I remember I was having dinner with some friends one night,
and we were talking about some of this stuff, and I was showing them some clips.
And I was like, do you guys think I could do this?
Do you think I could maybe try this at some point?
They were like, yeah.
Yeah, you've always been funny, so try it out.
And at that time, I was just like, OK, I can try this.
I can write some stuff, one-liners.
So I'm not as good as that as Grant Tucker's 5,000 laugh out loud jokes and one-liners.
But I remember thinking, I want to try to go do this somewhere.
And I'd heard that the Flying Monkey, which is now the studio theater,
which is where we have Epic and everything,
they used to have a thing on I think the first Friday of every month called Monkey Speak.
And it was an open mic for poetry and spoken word and book readings and stuff like that.
So I thought, I'm going to go up there and do jokes.
I'm going to blow these poets away.
I'm going to shock the system here.
So I remember I wrote a couple things,
and I printed out a 11 by 17 sign that said comedian, but I spelled it comedy A-N.
And I put the Microsoft Word red squiggly line underneath it.
And this time I was working in a print shop.
So I had it laminated, and I put some kind of tie thing around it, and I wore it around my neck.
And at that open mic, you literally just went up whenever you wanted.
If somebody came off, you just go up.
No one hosted it or anything like that.
You just straight up went.
Somebody would come out and say, they kind of facilitated it as like,
we're going to have poetry readings and blah, blah, blah and all that stuff.
And then they would sit down, and then it was like literally,
there would be times when somebody would go on stage,
and then they'd come off, and we all just sit there and wait.
And then somebody would be brave enough to go.
That's crazy.
That is crazy.
It was definitely a weird vibe.
But I went up there and I was just like,
hey, I know you guys don't get a lot of comics, a lot of comedy up here.
Not that you're not funny, but I'd like to do some jokes if you don't mind.
And they let me, and I did probably five minutes of just weird,
I couldn't even remember any of the jokes I told.
And I got some laughs.
You got some laughs.
This is cool.
This is something I could see doing.
And then I went back the next month, did it again, not a single laugh.
It was like a totally different vibe.
Some of the same people were there, but I guess the material just didn't resonate.
And then kind of got associated with some other people.
And then they kind of wanted to start doing some things.
And then there was a, this is part of the story I did not tell on my WLRH interview
that I'll tell you guys here.
There was an atheist convention here at one point,
which is something that a lot of people think like,
oh, why the fuck is that happening in Huntsville, Alabama?
But I am an atheist and had been kind of really involved in like a group here
that was into that kind of thing for a while.
And this was probably late 2010, I think, maybe early 2011.
I can't really remember.
But they had this convention here and a guy named Paul Provenza
was like one of the speakers and he's a comedian.
Paul Provenza is a comedian that's, he's worked in LA for a long time.
He used to be on a TV show in the early 90s.
He had a show on Showtime called The Green Room with Paul Provenza.
And that one he would basically like sit backstage with comics
and like just shoot the shit about stuff.
And it was just this like round table kind of, it was like a podcast,
but it was live, like there was an audience inside.
So that was on Showtime for like, yeah, so that's Paul right there.
Yeah.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, he was always, oh, this is, what would you say the show was called?
The Green Room.
The Green Room with Paul Provenza.
It was kind of like what's Colin Quinn's?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Way less confrontational.
So Paul was the, he was one of the speakers
and was going to do some comedy there and everything.
And I knew that he was going to be there and I was like,
I want to go meet this guy because he's like the only comedian that I like,
know that's going to be in this vicinity for the next however long
that I might have a chance to talk to.
So I go to the convention that weekend and I go up to him and I'm like,
hey man, I'm trying to do comedy here in Huntsville.
We don't have a club. We don't have an open mic.
We don't have anything.
You know, do you got any advice?
And at first he was just kind of like, well, you know, just keep going up,
keep trying, you know, keep doing whatever, you know,
you think you can do to kind of make it happen.
And then we all kind of hung out a little bit more throughout the evening.
And then when the first night of the convention was over,
a bunch of us, myself and Tom Hand, another local comic,
he's also a big time non-believer,
we all went back to Paul's hotel room.
He like let us come back and like just hang out with him.
So we're all sitting back there hanging out, smoking, you know,
just shooting the shit and everything.
And I go into the bathroom at one point and he knows that I went in there.
He comes in, he knocks on the door and he goes,
hey, do you want to do five minutes in front of me tomorrow?
And I like in the middle of peeing, like almost piss all over the toilet seat
because I'm just like, what are you asking me?
So I come out and he's like just kind of standing there drinking.
And I went, are you serious?
He's like, yeah, just do five minutes in front of me tomorrow.
It's no big deal.
Like we're all here with a bunch of people we know and like, you'll be fine.
I was like, okay.
So I went home and like just notes, do this one, do this joke.
This will be funny.
Atheist crowd, religious joke, blah, blah, blah.
I got all this stuff together.
Didn't sleep for shit.
Come in the next day.
We're in like one of the wings at like a hotel kind of thing.
So you've got this big conference room and there's probably 400 people in there.
Damn.
And I go up and do like five minutes of the corniest fucking material you've ever heard.
And a lot of it was religious based because I was like, well, we're at an atheist convention.
I might as well talk about this.
So I leaned into that pretty heavily.
And I used to be fairly religious and I had kind of a falling out with a church that I used to go to and had a lot of stupid stories based off of that.
Like a lot of a lot of the stuff that got said to me when I quit church was really dumb.
Like there was this one kid that he messaged me on Facebook after I quit church and he said, if you don't believe in God anymore, there's karma for you.
And I was like, motherfucker, these are two different religions you're talking about.
Where are you?
So I told that one as a joke and then there was another one about, you know, obviously like when you're in church and you're being told not to, you know, have sex before marriage.
What's the thing you're going to do?
You're going to fuck around before marriage.
So I kind of touched on some of that material and stuff like that.
And I got I got pretty decent laughs.
I think if I had told anything else, it wouldn't have it wouldn't have worked.
But that audience was was definitely what they're there.
Yeah, that's what they wanted to hear.
That kind of that kind of thing.
And then Paul went up and he did his thing and all that.
So then later that night, we're all having dinner and I'm hanging out with him and some other and Tom was there and some other people.
And he asked me, he was like, how long have you been doing this?
And I said, man, like six months like and I wouldn't even really call it doing this.
Like I've been going to like a poetry open mic trying to just get stage time.
And he was like, well, I'm going to tell you now, if you really want this to happen, you're just going to have to make it happen.
Like if you if you want to do this, you got to stick with it and just make it happen.
And I remember like we hung out the rest of the night and everything.
And then, you know, convention was over and Tom and I, we know we talked about it a little bit more.
And then some of the other people who kind of ran in that same circle, they wanted to do it.
We started going to music open mics and just going up on stage when the musician would take a break and just say like, hey, can we get like 20 minutes for us to just fill the gap with some jokes and stuff?
And there was a there was a yeah, there was a local musician that was super kind to us and she let us go up and I cannot remember her name.
She let us go up several times and it was awful.
It was the worst experience of my life.
Going up at a music open mic to tell jokes to a crowd who does not want to fucking hear it was rough.
Like we had we got heckled. We got people telling us that we weren't funny and telling us to stop.
And none of us listened. Like we just kept we just kept going with it.
So a bunch of us decided like, OK, well, we want to do this.
We want to put on like an actual show.
I feel like some of us have like learned enough about ourselves and our material that we want to actually go do something.
So in January of 2011, I sent the flying monkey an email and was like, could we do a show here?
A booked stand up show featuring a bunch of local acts.
Well, they're a bunch of hippies up there.
Or at this time they were.
So they didn't they didn't respond to me until June.
I didn't get an email back until fucking five months later.
And they said we've got July 15th open. Do you want that date?
And I said, yeah, great. Cool.
Workout, you know, it's going to be like a 50 50 door split, basically all the stuff is like, cool, we'll put it on Facebook.
We'll promote it. I did all the graphics for it and everything.
We go and we have that first epic and two hundred and fifty eight people show up.
And I was like.
I just couldn't believe what was happening.
Mediocre show wasn't great.
It was a bunch of, you know, new comics who didn't really know what the hell they were doing.
We get done and I go and I get my car and Tom was outside in the park.
Tom was on the show as well.
Sitting in the parking lot, Tom sees me get in my car and he comes over to me and he's like, I don't know about you, but I feel like we just started something like that's going to become something really, really good.
And I was like, I agree. I definitely agree.
So that was pretty much like how things got started.
And now it's the longest running comedy show in northern Alabama.
Probably all 12 years later.
Yeah. Yeah. This July will be the 13 year anniversary.
Congratulations. We all thank you.
We know we've heard Scott talk about it.
There was no comedy scene here and you guys paved the way for us to hear.
Scott had tried to do like a little bit before with mixed results and then, you know, I used to work at a company where Scott's brother was kind of my, he wasn't my boss necessarily, but kind of.
And so that's how I met Scott was through the job that I used to have.
And he, we just, when I had started Epic, I printed like posters at my job.
And Eric Scott's brother, he knew like what I was doing and what I was trying to get started and everything. And he told me like, Hey, my brother's tried to do standup before and all that.
So Scott swung by one time and we just started talking about it.
And this was like after the first Epic.
And I was like, do you want to get on the second show?
Because they had some fun based off of the success of the first show.
They immediately booked us for August.
They were like, you just brought 200 something people here.
So we're going to have you now.
And I was like, it took you six months to give me an email and a date the first time.
But now you're going to do it immediately.
So they, they got us in for that August.
And then that's when I got in touch with Scott and was like, you know, if you want to jump on this next one.
And then, of course, you know, from there, he's been on and involved ever since.
So, and then in, you know, 2012, June of 2012, I took a job in Atlanta and moved over there.
And I basically gave hosting and producing responsibilities over to Scott, Tim Kelly and another guy at the time named Jason Steinhauser.
And Steinhauser doesn't really do comedy anymore.
But the three of those guys pretty much ran the ran it from there.
I would come over every now and then and just kind of pop in.
And I still handled like all the social media and all the posters and stuff like that.
But I was living in Atlanta and it didn't, you know, I couldn't, I couldn't be here like every month to be a part of it.
But and then in 2017, I did the hosted the first night of the six year anniversary.
I was on a lot of the second night when we had late, late breakfast on.
And then I called it quits because I was like at that time, I was like I was getting very, very involved in the job that I had.
And I just couldn't really I couldn't focus on it enough to really make a good effort with it.
So I just kind of hung it up. And then unfortunately, this time last year, my mother passed away.
Sorry about that.
It's all right. So that's what kind of brought me back here.
So I moved back here in August. And, you know, once me and my wife got settled in, I was like, all right, I'm getting back involved.
Started coming out to open mics and got in touch with Scott and was like, let me let me get my foot back in the door and help out with this thing.
Oh, hell yes.
So here we are back. Those graphics. I love.
So you run the what do you run on the admin?
One of the admins of the Huntsville Comedy page.
I've kind of taken over like all graphics duties for that.
So like the graphics you see with the spaceman, I drew the spaceman thing back in 2014.
That and like all the graphics you see about the open mic, some of the posters, not all of them.
I did I did the one for Fusion.
And then all the epic posters and graphics and stuff since October, I've taken all that stuff back over to.
Yeah, we appreciate having you back.
Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.
And then when did when did the improv come?
So I would say if I had started doing stand up in early 2010, I think I want to say I think I started doing improv about six months after I started doing stand up.
Because Jason Steinhauser was also doing stand up.
And but he was going up to Nashville all the time.
He never tried to do anything here.
He was in almost call them comic science face to face improv, which is now comic science improv.
So face to face was started by a man named Gene Banks, who used to live here and did.
He's kind of responsible for the early improv scene.
A guy who changed my life.
I found out about improv basically through Jason and then reached out to Gene and said I wanted to try it.
And Gene is a he is a mentor like he is very much a type of guy that says, I want to mold you into something instead of just like I'm very thankful for a lot of opportunities.
But it's one thing to tell somebody, hey, come here and do this stuff.
It's another thing for somebody to say, let me guide you along the way as we do these things together.
And Gene was very much one of those people.
So I had talked to him about wanting to do improv and he basically said, let's go have a drink and we'll talk to you and get to know you.
I'll give you a little spiel about what this is about.
So we did that. We went we had like we had drinks at a bar or something one time.
He kind of told me about like what face to face is and all that stuff.
And I was really interested. I was like, I'm super into this.
So he invited me out to excuse me.
Well, in a gesture here, we got Bud Light Platinum.
Yeah, well, I mean, I have terrible acid reflux as part of it.
But I'm glad we had wings because, you know, that's a buffalo.
Really helped, you know, the guy who throws up if he eats a steak is in there chowing down on wings.
I've had the past like four anniversary dinners with my wife ruined because I'm like, I'm going to get a steak.
And then my wife's like, you know what happened last time you got a steak?
You really throw up? Oh, for sure.
Like immediately. Oh, I'm surprised I didn't throw up tonight.
I have acid reflux so bad to where I can eat something that's like spicy or red meat or anything like that.
And I will literally take two bites and throw up.
I shouldn't be drinking this. I shouldn't be eating those wings.
I would like you all to know he he requested the way he requested.
I was like, we didn't. I was like, what do you want to eat? And I was like, oh, wings.
Just give me what I want, because my wife is my wife can't eat meat.
OK, so I eat a lot of the stuff that she eats, which is like quinoa and shit.
So every now if I get an opportunity to have something that's not, I'm like, give me the spicy shit you have.
So, yeah, but now Gene and I, we went we went and had had dinner and had had some drinks and everything.
And then he invited me to come to like a practice that that face to face used to have.
And they practice like every week. And he said, come to a couple of practices, watch what we do, pick up on some things, and then we'll go from there.
So I came in, watched like two or three practices, and then he told me like on the fourth one, like, all right, tonight I want you to be involved.
Come in with us, do warm ups, do some games, kind of figure out like what we're doing.
So I started doing that, did that for probably two months. And then Gene came and said, you're progressing.
I like what I see. Now you're going to be in shows. And he basically like laid it out like, here's what I want you to do.
Here's what I want to see you accomplish. And once you start doing that, then you can start being in shows.
And it's one of the things that I feel like has really when I say he changed my life, he really did because he brought in for one thing, improv period.
But he was, like I said, he was a mentor. He was he was the type of guy that basically said, I got a vision for what I want you to do and what I want to accomplish with face to face.
Here's how I want you to be a part of that. And he did that with newcomers that came after me as well.
I saw him do it with people who came into the troop afterwards. It's always good to have those people around.
Yeah, yeah. Because it's one thing. I mean, stand up is hard to do it with because obviously everybody's different and everybody's act is going to be different.
But improv is such a team thing that you got to be on the same page about what you're doing.
So we did a show. We did a weekly show at the old salmon Greg's location, not the one that it's at now.
I don't know if you know what salmon Greg's salmon Greg's is a pizza and ice cream place downtown on the square.
Oh, OK. Oh, yeah. Like they have the crunchy crust. I haven't been since I went back.
I don't know what you're talking about. Brandon knows. He knows that pizza. Black toast intolerant, but I don't care.
Did he say black toast intolerant? I'm almost positive. Black toast intolerant.
We got speech impediments, man. Don't you try to put me in there.
You were with them earlier. That was a snake. I like how Brandon's like, I'm lactose intolerant, but I had it anyways.
And I'm like, man, I got acid reflux. I'm just waiting. He's like, we don't make good decisions.
We get up in front of people and try to tell jokes. Of course we don't.
So we used to do a weekly show there and then we did.
We used to do a monthly show at another theater that used to exist here that's no longer around.
And those were their family friendly, which is, you know, some people like some people don't like.
I didn't have a problem with it. But those were like the funnest shows I've ever done.
Improv changed my life in the sense of it helped me learn how to be on stage.
It helped me learn how to think in the moment.
You know, the core principle behind improv is yes and yes and meaning if you are in a scene with somebody and they present some kind of information, you don't deny it.
You just go with it and move on. And it helps drive the scene.
So if somebody comes in and they says they say like, you know, hey, Peter, how's it going? You don't go.
My name's not Peter. Yeah, you don't do that.
You say your name is Peter and you go along with it, even if you had a different idea about who you were as that character.
As soon as you get named Peter, you're fucking Peter, man. Like from now on, that's who you are.
And I've seen I've seen improv like go sideways because people don't.
Yes. Like they don't take what they're supposed to learn and go with it.
Is that the equivalent of a bomb? It goes like whenever they start to argue within their self.
Not I wouldn't say so because improv can always be saved if there's and just like stand up to.
But there's I think everybody kind of goes into improv knowing like, what do you want?
We just made this shit up on the spot. Like if it if it doesn't go that well, I've seen scenes go absolutely terrible.
And as soon as they're over, the audience claps because at least they're like, we know you just made that up.
Yeah. So you got that going for you.
So, you know, there's definitely some like traps you can fall into would do an improv that don't help.
That being probably the main one is just not accepting like what's being established in the scene and then kind of ruining it.
But that that just do an improv.
I think that was probably one of the biggest things that kind of helped me because it helped me with my stand up, too,
because I was able to go up and tell a joke in the moment, think of a tag, incorporate it real quick, act on whatever an audience reaction was, and then move on.
And then just the the looseness of just being on stage, sometimes the physicality, too.
I like to occasionally be a little bit more physical on stage.
Yeah. And I think noticing that.
No, Mike. Yeah. Yeah.
That's one of my favorite things to do is go off my I'll be honest.
I stole that from Todd Glass.
Todd Glass would frequently go off my crack to me up every time.
And I was like, I'm going to start doing that.
So that part of of improv just like really informed just my stand up.
But then improv just in general, just as like a concept in life, just I feel like it made me more social.
It made me more comfortable with like just go out and meet people and regular conversation.
Just go. Yeah. Just go with it.
So it kind of helped me a lot there, too.
Not that I was like ever not that way, but I also like in high school and then a little bit after high school, I was super shy.
Like when I when people I went to high school with find out that I did that I do stand up and they're shocked.
They're just like, you, you do this.
I'm like, yeah, yeah, I do this.
So but but no, it's not for instance, that for a different reason, because I can't speak.
You have two brain cells to go out there and put things together.
We never knew down those special ed classes did you well.
But you you you teach improv class. What's the show?
So the show that I've got going on that was supposed to be a couple of weeks ago, but that canceled because of the ice is called Player You.
And that's that's now going to be March 15th.
So that is a show that I've kind of had in mind for a while.
I love short form improv, which is games, whose lines anyway type stuff.
A lot of like super hardcore improvisers love long form improv, which is just, you know, just doing scenes.
And you're basing them off trying to connect a story and all that stuff.
I like long form. I don't got a problem with it or anything.
But to me, short form is audiences love it.
They identify with it more mainly because of whose lines it anyway.
Everybody's seen whose line and they're a little bit more familiar with it because of that.
But I love the games that include audience interaction.
Those are just they've always been my favorite.
So I talked to a few of my improv friends in Atlanta and I said, give me give me a list of games that involve pure.
Audience participation, whether they're in their seat or they're on stage or whatever it might be.
And I put together a list of, I don't know, probably 15 games or so that involve the audience in some kind of way.
And that's all the show is.
It's just games that have either we bring somebody on stage or we go out there to them just because I just like that that interaction.
Yeah, I think that it's I think it's fun.
I think the audience loves it. One of the games that we do that I learned.
There's a game that that that we call Actors Nightmare where basically like one person's on stage and another person has a script.
And the person that's doing that's reading from the script, they can only read the stuff from the script.
The other person has to adapt their lines based off of whatever is being said off of that script.
Well, in Atlanta, we do it with somebody's text messages.
We find a random audience member and we get their phone from them and we pull up a conversation, a text conversation.
And that person has to read from the text and said, and I've seen audiences lose their shit over this.
Like there'll be somebody in the audience that has to that volunteers their phone or something.
And you have to kind of trick them. You have to tell them like you get their phone when it's in your hand.
You ask them like to pull up text and everything.
And then you just walk away with it and then you just go up on stage and you say, I'm going to be reading from your text messages.
And then they immediately start like, oh my God.
And you'll see you'll see somebody. Oh, yeah.
Don't go in the group. You'll see exactly the one that's labeled Daddy X, X, X. Please don't click on that one.
You'll see like friends of their friends and stuff like sitting in the audience, like you mentioned somebody's name or you hit on something that only they know about.
They'll lose their shit. And it's it's so much fun because there's such a personal connection.
To, you know, they're seeing that shit play out live on stage.
There's another game we do where we basically bring somebody up and we find out like if they're single, you know, what they what they like in a person, what they don't like, what they're looking for in a partner and all this other stuff.
And we basically play speed day with them.
So we set up a table with a bell and then all the improvisers have to come up one by one and try to woo this person.
Well, you hit on like a lot of personal things with them. Yeah.
And then if they don't like them, they just hit the bell and you got you got to rotate into the next person.
And it gets wild, man. Oh, and I know audience.
They love to be included in everything.
And you're pitching this like people are going to love to come see that March 15th, right?
March 15th at Shenanigans. I want to be part of that.
It's going to be a Friday. It's Friday.
And I go to. Yeah, it's going to be.
It's going to be a good time. I was really bummed that the ice, you know, kind of canceled literally everything in Huntsville because it was supposed to be January 19th.
And then, you know, we couldn't leave our houses, so we had to cancel it.
But I shouldn't say cancel rescheduled. Yeah.
But yeah, it's going to be a good time. Yeah.
See, I have to ask you some little off topic, but I got to get to the bottom.
Do you think you could kill a barracuda in the water if a barracuda was trying to kill you?
It's big in the water like you're out.
You're out swimming off the boat, right? In the middle of the ocean.
It's just one singular barracuda and he's trying to kill you.
Could you take it when I was in my 20s? I'd say yes.
But right now, no. Yeah. And you're way past your 20s.
I will say the other night, the other night at Shag Nasties, I was fucking around and I ran around the front of the room, like high fiving people.
Yeah, let's go. Let's go. And I was just high fiving people before I got up when I got called up.
I got up on stage and I was winded. I was like, all right, y'all, I barely ran.
Give me a second. And yeah, so now no way. No way. This this just in no way.
In my 20s, probably. I was a little bit more fit and a little bit more tenacious, maybe.
But no, I'll be 38 in July and this is this body's not doing anything.
But in the water, you don't have to worry about the joints and shit.
Yeah, but you're you're fighting the resistance of the water.
Like you can't like I can't swing like I could if I was outside the water.
If it got in there and it has to grip on to something right.
So as soon as it grabs you, you can just grab it.
I don't think that's how fish water like it's slimy and shit.
It's got scales, dude. It's not. It's not slimy. They have scales.
It's in the water. It's going to be scales are slimy, dude.
Yeah. Have you ever held a fish out of water?
Scales are slimy as fuck. This guy, man.
I'm glad I'm glad that you have a reasonable. Thank you.
I'm able to humble this guy. I've been deep sea fishing.
I don't know about you. I've a couple of times I caught a shark one time.
Oh, sure. It's like it was only like five feet long as a little baby shark.
But it was it was still like a pain in the ass to sit there and reel in.
And then I slimy. Probably.
We didn't get him on the boat. We're going to get him on the map.
I think we got him like basically right up to and the guy who owned the boat came up
and was just like, yeah, it's shark. And then he unhooked him and just let him go.
So where did you go? Deep sea fish? It was off the coast of Port St.
Lucy, which is the Atlantic Ocean side of Florida,
because that's where my my wife, some of her family lives down there.
And the guy who is the same guy went boar hunting with.
She's never been boar hunting. Never, never.
So out of a helicopter. No, no, no.
So which would have been fun.
This is a this is going to end on a pretty bad note, but it's just a cool idea
of like that we went boar hunting.
So my wife's uncle, I think he is.
He is the he's kind of like the agricultural manager
of the University of Florida in some of their farmland that they've got down there.
They have these sites where they basically research like, you know, crops
and like soil and figure out like what grows and all that stuff.
Just typical agriculture shit.
Well, there's wildlife down there, obviously.
Wildlife has to be called every now and then.
So boar are down there like crazy and they will fuck crops up.
They'll fuck everything up.
So he has to go boar hunting probably once a month to just control the population.
Yes. OK. And you go at night and you just take a rifle
and you literally walk through a dark field in pitch black darkness.
Like there is you have no light.
And he basically has like a path kind of carved around this field where he walks through.
And if you see a boar, you shoot it.
So he lets me have the gun.
We walk like through this field for probably two hours pitch black.
I've got my wife's stepdad with me and then Uncle Monty.
And he kind of leads the way and everything.
He shows us on the trees where the boar have come up and like rubbed their tusk into the trees
and there's markings all over it.
And I'm thinking we're going to see some fucking boars.
It's going to be awesome.
Didn't see a single fucking boar the entire night.
We walked around that field for like two hours.
And then at one point Monty was just like pointed that way like back towards his truck.
And we went back up there and he was like, he's like, I can tell they're just not even out tonight.
So sorry.
So I told you that was going to end like shit.
I thought it was going to be a horrific accident.
Yeah, I thought that was going to be something bad.
Monty got gored and he died.
That was how my wife's uncle died.
They got a big wild boar problem in Hawaii.
I wouldn't doubt it.
Those motherfuckers are everywhere.
Yeah, tear shit up.
Cool, you just give them some Pringles in there.
But the problem is aren't they going to keep coming back if you just give them some Pringles?
They do.
Yeah, if you keep feeding.
So Monty, like in that field, like they would set up traps at the top of the trees that would be full of just like rubbish, like junk food shit.
Like it would just be nasty.
Anything left over, they would basically put it in that.
And that's how they would like train the boar like where to go so that they would know like where to find them.
So they would every now and these things were on timers, they would open up and like just junk food would just fall down.
And that's how they would know like where the boar were going to be and all that stuff.
And pretty much train them to walk in like certain paths.
Well, it still didn't really help because we didn't see any.
But yeah, you just give them crap to eat and they just multiply.
Yeah, I'll be right back.
Damn, dude.
That's crazy, though.
Like the whole like invasive species have to hunt them to just control the population.
Yeah, it's a lot of shit like that.
What is those fish?
Those scorpion fish?
I've never heard of those.
Scorpion fish?
So half fish, half scorpion.
I got a little.
Dragon fish.
Dragon fish is what I'm thinking.
Look up dragon fish.
Maybe a lion fish.
You saw this on Game of Thrones.
I'm talking about lion fish.
Oh, you're talking about the lion fish.
Oh, God.
That's the that's the like underwater deep, deep, deep underwater thing that has like.
Oh, yeah.
Let me search up the lion fish.
That thing.
Yeah, because I know what you're talking about.
That's poisonous.
Yeah, they get all on the reef.
Oh, that thing's beautiful.
What are you talking about?
They get all on the reef and they kill like they eat all the shit.
The spines are poisonous.
It's an invasive species, huh?
That'll kill you, dude.
If you touch it, you're dead.
Oh, well.
And see, that's why that's why it looks good.
That's seriously like that's an evolutionary tactic.
It looks good so that something will approach it and then it can fuck it up.
Yeah, it's 100 percent why it looks like that.
That's why the poison dart frogs look like so beautiful.
Colorful.
It's to attract things to it so that they can kill it.
That's crazy.
What you want to talk about next?
So hold on.
So on on Facebook Marketplace, you posted this photo of the fresh bread.
What's the market price?
I don't know what you're talking about.
The market price of fresh bread.
Yeah, that Jack.
Well, I seen the post.
You had like all this bread and you were selling it.
I don't have a clue.
Instagram post from like 2011 where there was a Facebook Marketplace picture that you
had showed that you put on there that had like a room full of bread.
Oh, I that wasn't my post.
That was something that I had found that was like I was making a joke out of it.
Like, why the fuck would somebody sell a bunch of bread on Marketplace?
Yeah, that's what he does.
Yeah, I don't sell it on Facebook Marketplace.
Do you work for you?
Was that bread company Bimbo?
I used to.
I used to work for Bimbo.
Then I worked for Louis.
Oh, man.
You know, that why you're so good at peanut butter and jelly.
I mean, he understands bread texture, how the peanut butter is going to spread because
you can get some shitty bread and you can go to spread it.
It's gonna tear the bread up.
Yeah, finally, somebody understands.
I'm so sick of these fucking simpletons come in here.
They don't know anything about bread and shit.
Let me ask them as a PBJ person.
What do you think about goober grape?
Remember goober grape?
No, no, no, that is sacrilege.
That is insane.
It's the can or the jar.
It has peanut butter and jelly.
As a kid, but as a kid, though, that was like a dream because I was like, I can just go
in here and take a knife and scoop this shit out.
And boom, I got my own thing.
Go back to playing.
I like the fluffer nutter one.
The marshmallow cream and the peanut butter in the same jar.
I had that.
I had a phase of that in my youth.
In their youth, you hear this?
I know.
Dude, shit like that kills me.
Ever since I've been back and I'm seeing like, like I said, I moved to Atlanta in 2012 and
I got back here this past August.
That's 11 years.
I really hadn't been here.
My parents used to live out in North Huntsville, kind of off Winchester Shields in that area.
So when I would come here over the years for like holidays and stuff, I would just, I was
just going up there just to go see them.
And then you hit 72 out that way and you go towards Scottsboro and you can go back to Atlanta.
So I never really came like into Huntsville that much over those years because I would
just come see family and then I'd go back.
And then when I remember when I got back and my wife and I were like kind of house hunting
before, you know, before we finally settled on something.
I remember like I drove by Stove House.
I was just like, what the fuck is that?
Why is that on Govrlers?
Like what is going on here?
And my dad's in construction.
So I've grown up around some of the stuff and I know like like Mid City.
It used to be Madison Square Mall.
I remember that mall.
I used to go to Madison Square Mall as a kid.
Like we used to skip fucking school and go hang out at Madison Square Mall all day.
I went to a World of Warcraft Wrath of the Lich King midnight release party in 2007.
At that mall.
Big time.
Number one talking point.
World of Warcraft baby.
I know you're a nerd.
Oh, it's a good way.
It's a little bit of a here's what's really weird talking about age and stuff.
So WoW came out November 2004.
That's when it came out all the way.
Came out in November 2004.
I started playing December 2004.
Still play.
Not as much as I used to obviously, but I still play.
I started doing the math the other day.
I have played that game more than half of my life.
Wow.
Because this year, this November will be 20 years of that game.
I started playing it when I was 18.
I have literally played that game more than half of my life.
Do you play the video game too?
What are you talking about?
It is a video game.
I thought it was a board game.
No, man.
No, no, no, no.
World of Warcraft.
So World of Warcraft is a.
That's an open world.
It's a computer game, dude.
It's in dragons.
It's kind of like Skyrim in a way, but not really.
It's an MMO, MMORPG.
You play as a warrior and a hunter and a priest and all that stuff.
Based off of the old Warcraft games from the 90s.
Those are the old real time strategy turn based.
Not turn based, but real time strategy games where you do orcs versus humans and elves versus undead and stuff like that.
They turned that into an MMO in 2004.
It's been Blizzard's biggest thing ever since.
But yeah, me and some buddies from high school used to play for years and then they kind of dropped off because they're fucking pussies.
Had kids and shit.
So I kept playing, you know, play with strangers.
I got a buddy of mine was in California.
We still play every now and then.
But it's just it's dude, it's fun.
It's one of those things that like, you know, some people have golf.
Some people have disc golf.
We don't talk about that.
It's so weird.
There's a course at UAH.
I tried to burn it down.
But it's one of those things that like I can if I need to chill, if I need to relax, headphones on, music on, log into WoW, play for three hours and everything just kind of just shuts down.
It's a it's one of those relaxing things.
Yeah.
When you play to know, I'm just a gamer.
Like, I want to know the question.
Which one is it?
Is it PC, Xbox or PlayStation 4?
Like just gaming in general?
Not somebody like you.
Which one do you prefer?
PS5.
Yes.
So I obviously wow is only on PC.
So I've always played that.
OK.
But I got a PS4 while back and then upgraded to PS5 and everything.
But then I got an Xbox recently just for Starfield.
Shitty decision.
Is it is it bad?
Starfield fucking suck.
You got the new Xbox to write S, I guess.
The PlayStation 5.
Yeah, yeah, same generation.
OK.
So it Starfield.
That was really the only reason I got the Xbox, because I was like, oh, man, Starfield's can be like fallout in space and Skyrim in space.
It sucks.
It's so boring.
Like they advertised it as like, oh, you'll be able to explore this galaxy and go to these other planets and fly to them.
You'll have a ship and all this stuff.
You can just fast travel from one planet to the next.
So what's the point of the space travel?
Why are you giving me a spaceship if I can just hit a button and then I'm on a different plane?
So it kind of sucks the fun out of it.
So I was really disappointed in that.
And then I did start playing cyberpunk a little bit.
How is that?
It sucked when it launched.
It was terrible when it was a lot of a lot of bugs.
The enemy A.I. was terrible.
Like you could literally walk up to a cop, shoot him in the face and then run 10 feet away from him and they wouldn't chase you.
It was like, what's the point of this?
So I want to say this past fall or this past summer, they updated it and like really polished it up.
And it's a lot better now.
It's like GTA in the future.
I do wish you could play third person, but you know, whatever.
But no, it's fun.
I tell you what, though, and I don't know if you played this Baldur's Gate 3.
Fuck man.
What's that on? Is that on PlayStation?
It's on all of them.
OK.
But I will tell you now, Baldur's Gate 3.
If you are into D&D at all, that's your game.
And I'm not I play D&D like twice.
Now, D&D is the one that that's what I was thinking.
That's the actual board game.
Yeah, you can't even really call it a board game.
It's like a it's just a tabletop pencil and paper kind of thing.
So Baldur's Gate is the one and two came out in the 90s, late 90s, early 2000.
I can't remember when the second one came out, but it's turn based combat action, dialogue, all that stuff.
What they did with this one, another developer came in and basically said, all right, we're going to make Baldur's Gate 3.
We're going to do it fully voice acted, fully motion captured, crazy good graphics and then still incorporate the good turn based combat.
We're going to incorporate all this other stuff to it.
One game of the year.
Now turn based is like Final Fantasy, right?
A little bit, except that in this.
So like in Final Fantasy, like when you when you come up to an enemy, you're sort of like your party standing here and they're standing here.
And then you just take turns with characters.
This you could be standing down there like where that one girl is like walking through that path and you get ambushed by like wolves or something.
The wolves are like here, here up on a hill.
Your party's like here and there might be somebody that's like down below or something.
So you have to move around and like attack these things and be a little bit more strategic with it.
So it's it's just it's very well produced.
It's got an incredible story like that was.
This is I'm nerding out for real.
There was one moment in the story that I sat there and was like fucking sweating bullets, dude.
I'm not like you had to make a decision about one of the characters runs into what she believes to be her people's god.
And in the moment, she's kind of finding out that that's not true.
And you're literally watching somebody lose faith, like on the spot.
And you have to make this decision about whether or not to support her or to tell her she's wrong or to align with the god.
And if you disobey the god, is that god going to kill you?
Like you you're literally just like this is like life or death shit.
And I like I finished that scene and luckily I made like the right decision and everything got done with it.
Turn the game off, went to the living room and told my wife I was like I just did something in a video game that I don't think I've ever done.
Like it was it was just a it was a moment where you're just like this is going to win game of the year.
And it did. And it did. So it was it's very well done.
OK, I'm going to check that out. I need a new game to play.
OK, so you do. So we got epic, incredible and terrific.
Awesome. Awesome is not going on right now, but Scott's working on trying to get awesome kicked back off.
So but you're you're the host of terrific.
Terrific. I'm trying to be. So let me talk about like what terrific is going to be first,
because I feel like Huntsville comedians are going to want to know this too.
And then obviously our audience. So the idea for terrific came, I think, from just me being here for a little bit and thinking,
I want to have our I want to have that comedy hour presents have a show that gives locals like a little bit more of an opportunity.
Epic is definitely that. And so is incredible.
But both of those shows have gained a reputation now of getting comics from throughout the southeast and throughout the country.
So I wanted something that I felt like was going to be a little bit more close to home
and would give people a little bit more of an opportunity to shine.
So I wanted to do shenanigans as big about if you do a show, put an intermission in there
because we want our audience to go get drinks, go bathroom, do all that stuff.
I was like, all right, what if we did a half book show and a half open mic?
So I kind of had that idea rolling around for a little while.
Thought about it, thought about the logistics of it, kind of bailed on it for a little while.
And then I thought, no, we can we can make this work.
Let's do five comics up front, 10 minutes each, and then we'll open up that second half to be an open mic.
But it's not going to be an open mic to where you can just show up that night and sign up.
Wanted this to be like a little bit more selective, but also a little bit more special and a little bit more random.
So what we're going to do is the week before the show, we're going to put up a link where people can go and sign up.
And all it is is a Google form that you just basically type in your name and your email address and you send that to comes to me.
And then we're going to leave that link up for the entire week.
The following Monday, we're going to close that link.
And then I'm going to use a random number generator to basically select eight comics from that list
because it'll come through and it'll go to an Excel spreadsheet.
So everything's like automatically numbered already.
So all I got to do is find a number generator that says, OK, we had 20 people sign up.
Generate me eight numbers from 20.
Exclude, you know, duplicates. So don't pick five twice, basically.
And then that'll be my eight. And then once those are selected, you'll get an email saying that you're selected.
And then on that Thursday, you perform.
So it's like a little bit more that's part of the open mic.
I don't even really like calling it an open mic because it's not really an open.
But it's not part of the set. It's not part of the first half.
Digital buckets. I guess. Yeah, it's so it's such a it's a it's kind of an open mic because it's like doing if you try to get on the open mic at Laughing Skull in Atlanta, they you can't go there and show and sign up.
Like that's just booked months in advance.
You send them an email and you tell them you're interested in everything. They find a spot for you and then you get an email and says, all right, you're signed up.
You're going to be on whatever date and show up this night and you're up.
I wanted it to be kind of like that, but also wanted it to be kind of similar to and I know I beat a dead horse here with Atlanta, but it's all I know because I live there for 11 years.
There's another show over there and I think it's still going on Monday night. It's called Starbarr.
Well, the place is called Starbarr.
And the guy that runs that is an old old punk guy named Rodney, R-O-T-K-N-E-E, Rodney, instead of Rodney, just Rodney.
The way that you get on that show, it's every every Monday night.
There's always like a headliner. He kind of selects those ahead of time.
But the way you get on that show every Sunday and Atlanta people, I'm sorry if I'm telling this wrong.
It's been a long time since I've heard this, but this is the way that I remember it.
He shuts his phone off at four o'clock every Sunday and then he turns it back on at like four or five.
And you're supposed to call in between that window.
Well, if his phone's off, it goes straight to voicemail.
So what he does when he turns his phone on, he listens to the first 10 voicemails and those are the people who get on.
So that idea was sort of what informed this was like I want there to be like a randomness to this.
I want there to be kind of a we're not playing favorites. You know, we're not.
It's completely random. But then the catch to all this is that the epic producers, so me and Scott and Raina and Tim,
and the five comics from the first half will select two of the people who did the best on that second half to be on the next month's first half.
So that way you get five minutes of this show at your open mic section.
But you're also going to get a chance to earn that 10 10 minute set the next month.
So, you know, epic now most of the time the sets are like 15 16 17 minutes.
Most of the open mics around here are five. You know, you might run into the occasional six or seven every now and then.
You can do whatever you want at Boxcar.
Pretty much. There's also nobody there to watch.
Yeah, so it's definitely open ended. Party foul.
I was going to say shout out to Alex for Boxcar and Jake for tonight.
But I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't know if I've seen a place so far that's offering a 10 minute.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You would have to be featured on some like, you know, Fast Sammy's when Charlie was but it still was like seven.
Right. And that's once that's one person. Yeah, that's one person.
And I might not get back to four, four people instead of five people because I am kind of a little bit worried about the timing.
I don't want us to be there all night and I feel like, yeah, I feel like five up front might run it a little bit too late.
And I was going to see how it runs this month.
But then now we get into my whole neck bullshit and that whole thing.
So I have to have surgery on February 13th because I have a bulging disc in my neck.
So this will drop the day before that or the day before that.
So by the time some of you are listening to this, I may be in anesthesia in a hospital somewhere.
So they're going to go in and take this disc out and fix my neck and everything.
So I don't have this arm pain that I have anymore.
But then the bummer of this is that I have to wear a neck brace for potentially four to six weeks after this thing.
So I will not be around for a while.
But what I'm really bummed is the first terrific is supposed to be February 29th.
I can't. I was planning on hosting it. I was planning on being there to run it, make sure everything runs like I want.
Can't be there now. So luckily, Kim has stepped up.
Kim Wilson from Schnegg and thank you, Kim.
Shout out.
She has she has stepped up and said that she'll host it in my stead.
So so that first night is going to be her Dan Price, JJ, sci fi, Sierra and Ashland.
Oh, that's the first show right there.
And the idea, you know, we wanted to do it on Thursdays.
It's supposed to be fourth, fourth Thursday of every month.
We can do it on the fourth Thursday of this month because something else was going on at the black box.
And then next month, the fourth Thursday is actually the week after epic.
Or is that right? Yeah, yeah.
Because the fourth Friday, they fall on different weeks.
The idea is that we want to be able to eventually have if somebody is coming to do epic on a Friday night and they need a Thursday night show, they can come here and they can do terrific.
They can stay and they can do epic on Friday and then they can head out.
So that was the that was kind of the idea of wanting to do it on a Thursday.
Weird, weird day of the week to do a show.
But I've seen people come out to, you know, weekday shows.
It's not going to be a disaster, hopefully.
We can't we can't wait to see it.
I can't wait to see JJ out there.
Yeah, JJ has been, man, I'd be bombing.
JJ has been doing very well.
He's been killing, murdering out there.
All right.
This is the end of the podcast.
Cool, man. All right.
What we're going to do is just say whatever you want.
First of all, I want to say thank you.
Thank you so much for coming on here.
Absolutely.
Thank you for the gift.
How come I didn't get a what's the.
There it is.
I knew it.
I knew I couldn't think of a name.
I knew what I was doing.
Rada team.
That's what that is.
Rada team.
All my all my social things and images are going to pop up, I think, right here.
I'll go ahead and say it now.
Don't follow me.
Just don't follow me.
Follow Epic Comedy Hour on Facebook and Instagram.
Follow Huntsville Comedy on Facebook and Instagram.
And then go out there and follow every other thing that's related to Huntsville Comedy.
Shenanigans, Homegrown, these guys, everything else.
I don't matter.
I don't matter at all.
That's nonsense.
Huntsville Comedy matters.
Go follow Huntsville Comedy and you'll find out about everything else.
So do that.
Oh, yeah.
Thanks, man.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you so much.
Thanks for having me.