1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,760 This week on clown college 2 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:07,600 Man I ain't did this in a long time. I'm 34 years old. A little rusty. 3 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:09,600 So let me see if I can do this if I still got it. 4 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:14,320 Oh shit. 5 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:18,800 JJ you gotta start rapping. 6 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:20,800 You asked the wrong person. 7 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:26,800 Come on. JJ in the corner. I'm rapping right now. I used to do this on the freestyle table at lunch time. 8 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:31,800 I was in 8th grade, killing it. I'm a fat boy and I smack girls with my tits. 9 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:33,800 Hell yeah. 10 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:35,800 Stupid ass. 11 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:37,800 This is the clown college podcast. 12 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:40,800 We're just a couple open micers trying to make our way through the scene. 13 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:44,800 Where we interview comedians throughout different stages of their comedy career. 14 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:47,800 No matter if they're open micers, headliners or traveling comedians. 15 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:51,800 I'm here too. Jamie 2.0. I just talk a lot more. 16 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:53,800 Damn it Brandon. 17 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:57,800 We'll sit in the corner. 18 00:00:57,800 --> 00:00:59,800 Ahem. 19 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:01,800 Ahem. 20 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:03,800 Damn dude. 21 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:05,800 Welcome back clown college. What episode are we on? 22 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:07,800 Eight. What's the stat for that? 23 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:09,800 I think it's ten. 24 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:11,800 Oh it's ten? We'll talk about it in episode ten. 25 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:13,800 I'll see you in two weeks. 26 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:15,800 How was your Christmas? 27 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:17,800 It was good. It was good. But the weather here was terrible. 28 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:19,800 It was hot. 29 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:23,800 It was like 24 degrees and muggy. A combination you'll only ever see in Alabama dude. 30 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:25,800 It was raining and shit. 31 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:27,800 Hell yeah. 32 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:29,800 My fucking, what's that shit called? Sinuses was fucking up. 33 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:31,800 Bad man. 34 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:33,800 You had sinus problems too? 35 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:35,800 Oh yeah I got it now man. 36 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:37,800 I still got it. 37 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:39,800 How you doing Brandon? 38 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:41,800 Oh shit. You know man I'm doing good. I've been good. 39 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:43,800 I mean it's more of a little weird. 40 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:45,800 Because I saw this person that had like an Alabama hat on. 41 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:47,800 And I was like, hey man roll tide. 42 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:49,800 That's what people do right? 43 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:51,800 And then we were just staring at each other awkwardly for like five minutes. 44 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:53,800 Thinking about what the fuck to say next. 45 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:55,800 It was bad man. 46 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:57,800 What? 47 00:01:57,800 --> 00:01:59,800 You said it like a serial killer. 48 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:01,800 Five minutes to thirty seconds. 49 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:03,800 It was like at least a couple minutes. 50 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:05,800 I went after it. I was like hey roll tide. 51 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:07,800 I was like. 52 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:09,800 What's the scenario? Where were you at? 53 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:11,800 I was at work. I was at Publix man. 54 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:13,800 Oh okay. 55 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,800 Yeah and I just sat in the line. 56 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:17,800 I was trying to make conversation. 57 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:19,800 So I was like oh shit okay roll tide right? 58 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:21,800 You were like yeah. 59 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:23,800 I was like alright. 60 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:25,800 I know about 45 seconds into that 61 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:27,800 two minute pause a beat of sweat. 62 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:29,800 Oh yeah that line started to form. 63 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:31,800 That line of deaths just started coming down. 64 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:33,800 You better answer this. 65 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:35,800 Different than Dom's lines of death. 66 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:37,800 Wow shit yeah I be dying. 67 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:39,800 That's the old me JJ. 68 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:41,800 My family watches this. 69 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:43,800 I'm just playing it. They don't. 70 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:45,800 I tried to hit up Brandon last night for some drugs. 71 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:47,800 Failed me dude. 72 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:49,800 Oh yeah we were both going through it that night. 73 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:51,800 As soon as he took me I was like oh no he's struggling too. 74 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:53,800 I was like shit. 75 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:55,800 Fuck. 76 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:57,800 This economy bro. 77 00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:59,800 It's like the great depression of drugs man. 78 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:01,800 Fuck. 79 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:03,800 When you gotta go turn in all your quarters at the fucking 80 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:05,800 Walmart and the coin start a buying in. 81 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:07,800 I swear to God I did that before. 82 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:09,800 For sure. 83 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:11,800 I've done that. People just looking at you. 84 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:13,800 You feel like dumping a bag of 85 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:15,800 fucking quarters. There's probably some tokens 86 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:17,800 in there. You don't know what's going on. 87 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:19,800 When you put your hood up and nobody you know walks by. 88 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:21,800 It's bullshit. They used to take 89 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:23,800 5% now they take 11%. 90 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:25,800 For real? You take 11%? 91 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:27,800 You're a hard earned change. God damn. 92 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:29,800 It's bullshit man. Yeah that's fucked up. 93 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:31,800 You know what else is bullshit? I saw some on Instagram 94 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:33,800 which people make me get on that I hate. 95 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:35,800 Instagram sucks first of all. 96 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:37,800 It's owned by the same people who own Twitter 97 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:39,800 ain't it? Fuck no. Or Facebook. 98 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:41,800 Yeah Facebook. Don't bring Twitter in this alright. 99 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:43,800 Fuck X dude. X yeah. 100 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:45,800 I'm not calling it that. 101 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:47,800 I still call it the Willis Tower. 102 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:49,800 Sears Tower. And that's been changed 103 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:51,800 for like 20 years. Yeah and I'm still calling it 104 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:53,800 Mount McKinley. I don't care if he was racist. 105 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,800 That's what it's called. What was that? 106 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:57,800 They changed Mount McKinley 107 00:03:57,800 --> 00:03:59,800 in Alaska. 108 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:01,800 It's the highest point in North America. 109 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:03,800 They changed it to something else. I swear I don't even remember 110 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:05,800 the name. Dude that was just on a 111 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:07,800 I was playing trivia with my family yesterday and 112 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:09,800 that was one of the uh it's the highest point in the United States. 113 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:11,800 Yeah. Yeah. 114 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:13,800 Do you remember what the new name for that thing is called? 115 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:15,800 The Mountain? 116 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:17,800 I didn't know the old name. I had to know the old name 117 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:19,800 let alone the new one. I don't even know what y'all are 118 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:21,800 talking about man. What the fuck? Brandon you got a 119 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:23,800 computer right there. It's like it goes 120 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:25,800 JJ then me then Brandon's just 121 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:27,800 Brandon just over here like I'm like 122 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:29,800 it's a different conversation. 123 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:31,800 A mountain. I know Mount Everest. 124 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:33,800 Everybody know that shit. 125 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:35,800 Fuck it. But look 126 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:37,800 on Instagram is this grown man. Looks like he's 127 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:39,800 my age. And he 128 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:41,800 filmed his life like a day in his 129 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:43,800 life. He's like starts off in the shower 130 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:45,800 then films himself getting dressed 131 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:47,800 then he films himself. He 132 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:49,800 has to put like a tripod up in 133 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:51,800 the parking lot of Target. 134 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:53,800 Films himself walking in Target 135 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:55,800 looking at produce. 136 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:57,800 We're gonna lose the next war. 137 00:04:57,800 --> 00:04:59,800 Just know that. What the fuck 138 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,800 people do this. 139 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,800 It's really like it's a weird 140 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:05,800 lifestyle thing where people will 141 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:07,800 film themselves going to the grocery store 142 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:09,800 stopping at Starbucks. Like they film 143 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:11,800 the most mundane things but people will 144 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:13,800 watch it. Yeah. The thing 145 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:15,800 is they have to set up the tripod. Like they have to 146 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:17,800 set up their tripod in the aisle 147 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:19,800 in the checkout 148 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:21,800 walking in. I'll kick that shit 149 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:23,800 over if I see it. Yeah. If I see 150 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:25,800 anybody out there doing that in Huntsville 151 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:27,800 Alabama I will kick your tripod over. 152 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:29,800 What if you walk in the frame and they're like what 153 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:31,800 the fuck you doing? You're messing up my video. 154 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:33,800 Oh my. You messed up at life 155 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,800 if you're at this point. You're messing up my shopping. 156 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:37,800 Something's going on man. I'm just trying to help you out. 157 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:39,800 That's when Dom's airing out Target dude. 158 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:41,800 Sorry I got in your shot dude. 159 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,800 I'm gonna kill you. 160 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:45,800 Yo so Nam have you been on 161 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:47,800 TikTok then? Nah I never even 162 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:49,800 been on TikTok. It's worse on TikTok they be live 163 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:51,800 streaming the shit. Like they be like man you wanna see this 164 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:53,800 got whatever the fuck the got means. 165 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:55,800 It's a big ass. I don't know what the got. Oh. 166 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:57,800 But then there you go. They like you wanna see some big 167 00:05:57,800 --> 00:05:59,800 ass come on my live and watch 168 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:01,800 my life. It's just them trying to figure shit 169 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:03,800 out. They're like fuck man what we gonna do now. 170 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:05,800 It's just weird. 171 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:07,800 Why are they saying got? Oh they trying to get 172 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,800 desperate ass men to get on there 173 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:11,800 and watch. Oh so it's females trying to get on there. 174 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:13,800 Yeah they like no no it's worse. 175 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:15,800 It's the boyfriend. He's like hey you wanna 176 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:17,800 see my girl's got? Then get on 177 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:19,800 the live and you'll be able to see the got. 178 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:21,800 Modern day pimping. They just living 179 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:23,800 in the house chilling man brushing teeth and shit 180 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,800 and worried about bills 181 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:27,800 and stuff. Like fuck man how we gonna do this next 182 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:29,800 week. Hopefully this live come up 183 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:31,800 like. It's weird. Have you seen 184 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:33,800 where people act like AI? 185 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:35,800 Like NPCs. Oh hell yeah. You never seen that? 186 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:37,800 I seen the NPC thing where they're like 187 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:39,800 ice cream ice cream ice cream. 188 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,800 Yeah that's it. Have you seen the dude 189 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:43,800 who eats all the glue. He's like the glizzy dude. 190 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:45,800 He dresses up like a hot dog and 191 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:47,800 so if people send a certain amount of money 192 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,800 or whatever he'll just like. It looks 193 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:51,800 like he's sucking dick. I think that's the whole 194 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:53,800 point behind it. I feel like it is. 195 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:55,800 But it's just it's the weirdest shit man. 196 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:57,800 We live in such a weird time. 197 00:06:57,800 --> 00:06:59,800 It's like if street performers got 198 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:01,800 an international platform with no 199 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:03,800 restrictions. That's pretty much what it is. 200 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:05,800 Yeah that's the worst thing about the internet is 201 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,800 not everybody needs a voice. I'm sorry. 202 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:09,800 Not everybody needs a voice. 203 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:11,800 And you could argue we don't and you'd probably 204 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:13,800 be right. We definitely don't. 205 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:15,800 We definitely don't. Back in the day we would have 206 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:17,800 been fucking peasant farmers. Oh hell 207 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:19,800 yeah. I mean I know where y'all would have been. 208 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:21,800 I would have been just like 209 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:23,800 one position above y'all. 210 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:25,800 Whatever the lowest is 211 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:27,800 for the whites. I'm out there sharecropping. 212 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:29,800 Indenture servants. 213 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:31,800 I remember that from social studies class. 214 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:33,800 Me too. 215 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:35,800 Well you remember that from just like the beginning 216 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:37,800 of your life. 217 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:39,800 God he was old. 218 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:41,800 Fuck these young ass niggas. 219 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:45,800 Damn dude. 220 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:47,800 With age comes wisdom. 221 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:49,800 With age comes wisdom. 222 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:51,800 Certain kind of wisdom. 223 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:53,800 If you don't damage your brain too much 224 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:55,800 before you get there. Dude I forget shit 225 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:57,800 all the time. Me too. 226 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:59,800 I know you do. Me too. 227 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:01,800 Maybe it's just because we smoke weed. 228 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:03,800 No it was before that. 229 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:05,800 That's legal at the shop. 230 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:07,800 THCA. 231 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:09,800 We only do legal shit here bro. 232 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:11,800 Probably shouldn't say it in that lower voice. 233 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:13,800 We only do legal shit here. 234 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:15,800 Why'd you change your tone? I don't know why the fuck I changed my tone. 235 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:17,800 We're being 100% truthful right now. 236 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:19,800 Yeah we're telling the truth bro. 237 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,800 So there you go. 238 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:23,800 I can't wait till they come out with like 239 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:25,800 cocaine A. 240 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:27,800 Holy shit. 241 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:29,800 You just see people snorting lines at Sammy T's 242 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:31,800 and you're like oh. They had that a while back. 243 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:33,800 It was called bath salts. 244 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:35,800 I heard about that. I think that was a little bit different. 245 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:37,800 It was legal though for a minute. 246 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:39,800 If the side effect of a drug is cannibalism 247 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:41,800 it's just not worth it. 248 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:43,800 Okay before the dude got his face eaten off 249 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:45,800 in Florida. 250 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:47,800 It was like you'd go to the same place you'd go to buy spice. 251 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:49,800 There'd be bath salts there. 252 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:51,800 So it was like a drug. 253 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:53,800 It was marketed as a drug. 254 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:55,800 It was marketed like fake cocaine. 255 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:57,800 That you can't pop hot on. 256 00:08:57,800 --> 00:08:59,800 See I just assumed it was like Epsom salt. 257 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:01,800 That's what I thought too. 258 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:03,800 That's what I thought it was. I didn't know it was actually 259 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:05,800 marketed as a drug. 260 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:07,800 I didn't know that either. 261 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:09,800 At those shops like A-Rab's own. 262 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,800 Can you say A-Rab's? 263 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:13,800 I mean it's a place in Alabama. 264 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:15,800 Very racist though. 265 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:17,800 Very fucking racist. 266 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:19,800 So Coleman and A-Rab are that? 267 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:21,800 Yeah Coleman and A-Rab. I went to A-Rab. 268 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:23,800 They had a mascot with the white fucking knights. 269 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:25,800 And then one dude went up to me and was like, 270 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:27,800 Hey man I don't know if you want to be here after nighttime. 271 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,800 I'm just trying to wrestle bruh. 272 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:31,800 Are you serious? 273 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:33,800 I was on the wrestling team to clarify. 274 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:35,800 I'm not just wrestling random ass men like that 275 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:37,800 in the fucking road. 276 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:39,800 There's a place in South Alabama like right on the border 277 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:41,800 of Alabama and Florida. 278 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:43,800 It's just called Florala. 279 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:45,800 F-L-O-R-A-L-A. 280 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:47,800 They just combine Florida and Alabama. 281 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:49,800 That's the name of the city. 282 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:51,800 I've never seen a minority in that city dude. 283 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,800 It's all whites. 284 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:55,800 I'm like 100% convinced there's not a single minority 285 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:57,800 that lives there. 286 00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:59,800 But we just figured out the whitest state, Vermont. 287 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,800 93% white. 288 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:03,800 Like 2% Asian. 289 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:05,800 And 1.5% African American. 290 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:07,800 And then some others. 291 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:09,800 Some halfies like me. 292 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:11,800 Some hafers. 293 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:13,800 Anyways, I'm moving to Vermont. 294 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:15,800 For no particular reason. 295 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:17,800 I'll come with you. 296 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:19,800 We're going to make it diverse. 297 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:21,800 You can wear nothing but polos when you go up there. 298 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:23,800 Oh hell yeah. 299 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:25,800 That's what I used to do in middle school. 300 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:27,800 You gotta pick up golf. 301 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:29,800 My dad, he wanted me to do that shit. 302 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:31,800 Ever since I was a kid he played golf. 303 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:33,800 I played hockey. 304 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,800 It's close to golf I guess. 305 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:37,800 You played hockey before? 306 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:39,800 No, I've been trying to. I'm too damn broke man. 307 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:41,800 I can't imagine you on skates of any sort. 308 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:43,800 Can you skate? 309 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:45,800 Yes, I've only been skating for two days. 310 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:47,800 And what happened was 311 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:49,800 I didn't give a fuck what happened to me. 312 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:51,800 So I'm skating bumping into shit. 313 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:53,800 And I was bumping into so much shit that 314 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:55,800 one of the head hockey player dudes went out there 315 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:57,800 and said, hey man, I like the way you bumping into shit. 316 00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:59,800 You want to play hockey? 317 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:01,800 Hell yeah man. 318 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:03,800 But that price though, we're going to have to work on that. 319 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:05,800 I'm broke. 320 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:07,800 What are you bumping into? 321 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:09,800 Nothing out there but ice. 322 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:11,800 No, the edge stuff. I would slip and hit the edge 323 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:13,800 and just hop back up and act like nothing happened. 324 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:15,800 And be busting in the shit. 325 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,800 How long ago was this? 326 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:19,800 This was actually not even a year ago. 327 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:21,800 This was in uh... 328 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:23,800 I think last February. 329 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:25,800 Yeah, it was last February. 330 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:27,800 What the fuck? 331 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:29,800 Dude, that's crazy. 332 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:31,800 What kind of tryouts for what? 333 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,800 They were like, oh we could just come in here. 334 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:35,800 We'll teach you how to play hockey. 335 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:37,800 We'll teach you how to pick up teams and shit. 336 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,800 I was like hell yeah, because I went to the Havoc game. 337 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,800 And I saw how everybody was bumping into each other 338 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:43,800 and fighting. 339 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:45,800 I was like, this is good. 340 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:47,800 I want to fight like UFC on skates. 341 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,800 But then I was like, that's not the main reason. 342 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:51,800 You're not just there to fight. 343 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:53,800 You're there to play hockey. 344 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,800 You're just a kamikaze on ice skating. 345 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,800 I know, yeah. 346 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,800 I was like, is this what this is about? I don't know. 347 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,800 Have you ever been in a fight? 348 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:03,800 Yeah, I've done a lot of MMA. 349 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:05,800 Street fighting. 350 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:07,800 Street fighting. 351 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:09,800 One time this dude kept kicking me in the ass 352 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:11,800 in third grade. I was like, bro, you're going to have to stop kicking me in my ass, bro. 353 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,800 And he kept kicking me in my ass. 354 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,800 I turned around and kicked the shit out of him. 355 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:17,800 I'm pretty sure I kicked him in the dick. 356 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:19,800 And then he fell in the bush and was starting to cry. 357 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,800 We were all just looking around. 358 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:23,800 He's told me this before. 359 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:25,800 And then I went to the fucking office and everybody was like, 360 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:27,800 oh that's Brandon, man. Just let him out. 361 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:29,800 He told it the exact same way before. 362 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:31,800 You know I don't remember shit. 363 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:33,800 But I do remember you saying that. That's hilarious. 364 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,800 It's like, oh, Brandon, it's fine. 365 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:37,800 Yeah, that's what they did every time I got in trouble. 366 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,800 Even with the pants shit. They're like, as much as we watched 367 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,800 the video a bunch of times of you getting pantsed, 368 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:43,800 it's okay, man. You're Brandon. You'll be alright. 369 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:47,800 Have I told you guys that I think I might have autism? 370 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,800 You too? 371 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,800 Just because of what I did on Christmas day, 372 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:53,800 I woke up, 373 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:55,800 my nephew got like two RC cars. 374 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:57,800 I played with this RC car 375 00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:59,800 for like two hours. 376 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:01,800 It lights up, it does tricks, it's fucking awesome. 377 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:03,800 And then I went and watched Godzilla 378 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:05,800 on Christmas day. 379 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,800 Which one, the new one or the old one? 380 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:09,800 It's called Godzilla minus one. 381 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:11,800 It's all in Japanese. 382 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:13,800 So you have to read the subtitles and shit. 383 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:15,800 The movie is insane. 384 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:17,800 It's actually really good. 385 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:19,800 Is it real movie or like a cartoon? 386 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,800 No, it's real. It's real. It's all like Japanese actors 387 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:23,800 or whatever. But it's so fucked up. 388 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:25,800 Because it's post World War II Japan. 389 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:27,800 It starts, it's like the final days 390 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:29,800 of World War II. 391 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:31,800 And when the United States tests out 392 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:33,800 that atomic bomb at Bikini Atoll, 393 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:35,800 they drop it in the ocean before they drop 394 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:37,800 the ones on Japan. It wakes up 395 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,800 Godzilla. And then Japan 396 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:41,800 gets hit by the two atom bombs 397 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:43,800 and then the war ends. And they, 398 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:45,800 the United States knows Godzilla 399 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,800 is about to come out. But they tell Japan 400 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:49,800 they're like, we're worried about Russia. Y'all gotta 401 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:51,800 handle Japan. But they took all their weapons 402 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:53,800 away. So they're trying to fight it 403 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,800 with like steamboats and shit. 404 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,800 And then Godzilla gets on the land 405 00:13:57,800 --> 00:13:59,800 and fucking levels a whole city. 406 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:01,800 Kills 30,000 people with like a 407 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,800 heat ray. Damn. Is that not 408 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,800 it's even more fucked up than what 409 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:07,800 happened in real life because they still got hit 410 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:09,800 by the atom bombs. And the atom bomb 411 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:11,800 woke up Godzilla. So they just 412 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:13,800 got fucked even more. Man, that's horrible 413 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,800 that. Shouldn't have fucked with Pearl Harbor bitches. 414 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:17,800 Yeah. 415 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:19,800 Yeah. I love 416 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:21,800 Japanese. Yeah, I love them too. I love everybody, man. 417 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,800 They did fuck up. That Wagyu beef 418 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,800 dude. It's all worth it. Never tried it. 419 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:27,800 I will though. Oh, me neither. 420 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,800 It's too expensive. Yeah, I haven't tried Wagyu beef. 421 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,800 That's like good shit. Man, I got to, man. I got to 422 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:33,800 one day. That steak, bruh. 423 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:35,800 I heard it's good as shit. It's like 300 424 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:37,800 bucks an ounce. 425 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,800 Crazy. God damn. 426 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,800 Save up for like a couple years. We'll get it. 427 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,800 If I saved up that much 428 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,800 money, I'm not spending it on fucking steak. 429 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:47,800 Take out a payday loan to buy steak, dude. 430 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:49,800 Imagine that. Like you got a cardinal 431 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,800 sort of fucking thing. 35% interest rate. 432 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,800 What the fuck am I about to say? 433 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,800 God damn it. 434 00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:57,800 We forget shit, man. Yeah. It's what we do. 435 00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,800 Damn. 436 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:01,800 Forgot about work last week. Totally gone. 437 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,800 It's not even in there a little 438 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:05,800 bit. 439 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,800 Dude, and also on Christmas, I 440 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,800 went to a restaurant with Blake and Josh. 441 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,800 Shout out Blake and Josh. Shout out. 442 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,800 Not to be confused with Drake and Josh. Two other white dudes. 443 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:15,800 Hell yeah. 444 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,800 Yeah, we're doing applause. We went to this place 445 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,800 called City Cafe Diner. And it's 446 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:21,800 hard to find a restaurant that's open on Christmas. 447 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,800 Especially around here. We don't really have 448 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,800 shit. Yeah. And I saw it 449 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,800 in like a local news article. It said 450 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,800 City Cafe Diner's gonna be open until 10 451 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,800 p.m. I had never been there. Me, 452 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,800 Blake and Josh, we go there. And we walk in 453 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,800 and it's packed. 454 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:37,800 But we got a booth like immediately. 455 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:39,800 I was like, that's kind of weird. 456 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,800 I opened up the menu and there was 457 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,800 a spider inside the 458 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,800 menu. Scared the fuck out of 459 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,800 me, dude. It was alive. Yeah. 460 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:49,800 Real spider. Oh shit. Yeah. 461 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,800 It was crazy, dude. But then their 462 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,800 menu was insane. It was like Cheesecake 463 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,800 Factory type menu. 464 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:57,800 Where they just have everything. 465 00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:59,800 And I hadn't heard of like half the shit that was on 466 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:01,800 the menu. And it's all immigrants 467 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:03,800 at work there, bro. But like 468 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:05,800 immigrants I didn't even know we had 469 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,800 down here. I'm not even trying to be 470 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,800 any type of way. I was genuinely surprised. 471 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,800 It was awesome, dude. I'm going back. 472 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,800 What's the place called? City Cafe Diner. 473 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,800 City Cafe Diner. That's how you 474 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,800 know. It's like Cafe Diner. It's like 475 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,800 the same thing. It's kind of 476 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:21,800 redundant. Yeah. 477 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:23,800 I'm going to add that to my crazy 478 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,800 business names bit. 479 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:27,800 It just doesn't make any sense with 480 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:29,800 the other two. The other two are so 481 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:31,800 crazy and that one's just like not 482 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:33,800 that crazy. Not that crazy, but 483 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,800 everybody will get like, oh, it's Cafe 484 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,800 and Diner. It's the same shit. 485 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:39,800 Yeah, I like that. I like that. 486 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,800 Are we watching clips or we got anything 487 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,800 else? Wait, hold up. What did you 488 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,800 eat down there? Because I go down there quite a bit. 489 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,800 You ate there? Oh, dude, 490 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:49,800 all the time. Like honestly, I literally 491 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,800 go there quite a bit. Damn, dude. 492 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:53,800 That's a cool spot. Oh, hell yeah. 493 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,800 They got everything, especially the cakes, man. You got these 494 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,800 big ass cakes this big. 495 00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:59,800 You got fucking gyro, silly cheese 496 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:01,800 steaks. You got 497 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:03,800 everything. He's not lying. Whatever 498 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:05,800 you want, man. Two sandwiches. 499 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,800 Two sandwiches. 500 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,800 Shit. It's like traveling the 501 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:11,800 world in your mouth. 502 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:13,800 Well, you know, could have worded that. 503 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,800 Don't take that wrong, man. 504 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,800 I like that. I'm talking about the food, not no 505 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,800 other shit. No got glizzies. 506 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:23,800 I got a chicken Philly cheese steak. 507 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,800 Really? How was that? 508 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:27,800 It was good, man. It was good. 509 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,800 You've ever had one of those? It's good. 510 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,800 I don't like beef that much. Really? 511 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,800 I like chicken more. 512 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:35,800 I don't know what that is. I'm opposite 513 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:37,800 of you. For real? Beef. 514 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:39,800 Well, you can't eat pork. True. 515 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,800 Play the clips. 516 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,800 Son of a bitch. 517 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,800 Clip of the week. 518 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:51,800 Well, let's watch the clips and we'll talk about what we did 519 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,800 this week. 520 00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:01,800 Three, two, one. 521 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:03,800 Go. 522 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,800 And all I can think of is 523 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:07,800 whenever the white people come out, 524 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,800 it's like anime. 525 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:11,800 Was it worth it? 526 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,800 Huh? 527 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,800 I don't know. 528 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,800 I don't know if it was. 529 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,800 My dick doesn't get as hard as 530 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,800 you used to. 531 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:25,800 The dude's face. Right there. 532 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,800 Right there. He looks like Tony Hinchcliffe. 533 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,800 Dude, that's so fucking 534 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,800 funny. I was recording 535 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,800 and I knew as soon as you said that and that dude 536 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:37,800 turned around and I was like, that's a clip. 537 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,800 His face of just pure disgust, 538 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:41,800 but also like, I kind of 539 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,800 get it. That's how they got the black couple 540 00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:45,800 in the middle. Like I said it, and the 541 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:47,800 wife looked at him. I was like, 542 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:49,800 that's the only one. 543 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:51,800 That's so fucked up. 544 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:53,800 I had to do a joke because 545 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,800 Jake kept on, he was like, do the Bluetooth joke. 546 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,800 Do the Bluetooth joke about it. It turns your 547 00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:59,800 tongue blue. And so I was like, I had to 548 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,800 come up with a whole 549 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,800 intro to it. You know what I mean? Because I 550 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:05,800 tried to do it at Boxcar and it bombed hard 551 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:07,800 because I just pretty much said it turns 552 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:09,800 your tongue blue. So you got to come up with 553 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,800 a whole new thing. And I knew I could get 554 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,800 everybody off guard by just saying that. 555 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:15,800 No transition. Scott 556 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,800 said to Scott Easton, shout out. 557 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,800 He was like, I was fucking around 558 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,800 and I was like, yeah I'm an alcoholic. 559 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:23,800 And he was like, nobody 560 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:25,800 and everybody just kept on talking. He was like, nobody 561 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,800 else thinks that's fucked up. He's just throwing 562 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,800 trauma on us like this. 563 00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:31,800 He was like, no warning. 564 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,800 I was like, that's kind of my style. I just 565 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,800 say things. You've come to terms with it. 566 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,800 Everybody else should too. But does it actually 567 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,800 make your mouth blue? Yeah, 100%. 568 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,800 Like full blue. 569 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,800 You can't even brush it off 570 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,800 because I tried. I had a date. 571 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:47,800 Oh fuck. 572 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,800 Damn, yeah. I guess there's not, but that's 573 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:51,800 so fucked up man. That's the worst marketing tactic 574 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,800 ever. They don't tell you this. 575 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,800 You put your cards face up on the table 576 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:57,800 dude. It's like when you piss in the pool and they got 577 00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,800 those dye things. Oh yeah. 578 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,800 That's the worst fear of 579 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,800 mind. Can you imagine 580 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,800 pissing in the pool and it comes up? 581 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,800 I piss a little. I just let a little go out 582 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,800 and then I wait a second to see if there's a chemical 583 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,800 reaction in the water. You do the swirl 584 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,800 just to see. I swear I do. 585 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,800 I swear I do. And then 586 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,800 I'm like, all clear dude. Let loose. 587 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,800 Everybody else is doing it. And if 588 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,800 you're not, get over yourself. 589 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:23,800 Be humble. Yeah, that's okay. 590 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:25,800 If you're in a public pool, your life's not going 591 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:27,800 well. Okay. 592 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,800 Get over yourself. 593 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,800 That's why I had my first racist experience 594 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,800 at a pool in Boy Scouts. Oh, was it 1963? 595 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,800 Yeah, it was 596 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,800 close. It was 2006, 597 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,800 2008. I forgot. One of those 598 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:41,800 years. But I was at a pool and this 599 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:43,800 dude, this kid, one of the men, that's a 600 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:45,800 weird ass looking face. I looked back 601 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,800 and I was like, yeah, you're exactly right. No, I'm talking 602 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,800 about your ass. Bro, what the fuck? 603 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,800 Where's this skin? I was like, oh hell no. 604 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,800 And I went to the Boy Scouts and they went to 605 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,800 his parents and his parents looked at him and they were like, 606 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:57,800 well, I guess you gotta say you're sorry, buddy. 607 00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,800 And he said sorry and it just went on about that day. 608 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,800 I love how they said I guess. 609 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,800 You got called, Buckle. Two years later, 610 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,800 they called me a brownie. 611 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,800 Then they said they wanted to eat me up. 612 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,800 That's crazy. I'll tell you the first 613 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,800 time I got called 614 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:13,800 the hard R, right? 615 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,800 So, we were back, 616 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,800 we had video stores where 617 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,800 before Netflix and shit, you walked, go to video 618 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,800 store and get games and shit. So, 619 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,800 we had to be like 10. Me and D-Law were walking 620 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,800 to the video store and walking 621 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:27,800 and we were excited because a new game just came out, 622 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,800 a wrestling game. I was like, I'm gonna be the 623 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:31,800 Rock. And he was like, I'm gonna be the Stone Cold. 624 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:33,800 And the dude drove by in the truck, he's like, 625 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,800 you're gonna be a nigger. 626 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:39,800 How did you hear that? 627 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,800 Because it's just a side road. 628 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,800 You know what I'm saying? We're loud. 629 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,800 We're screaming about this shit. 630 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:47,800 So, instead of 631 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:49,800 crying about it and going to 632 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:51,800 tell my mom, we threw a rock at the back of his truck. 633 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,800 And then ran through somebody's backyard. 634 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,800 And we were waiting on the street 635 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,800 because he came circling about until we can get to the 636 00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,800 video store. 637 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:01,800 These young kids don't know about racism, 638 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:03,800 alright? I got some stories for you. 639 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,800 Which game were you playing though? 640 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:07,800 That WWE game, which one? 641 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,800 It had to be when I was about 10. So, I think it was 642 00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:11,800 when the PlayStation 1 just came out. 643 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,800 Okay. So, was it the Raw 644 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,800 one or SmackDown? Shut your mouth. 645 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:17,800 It was something with Stone. I knew Stone Cold 646 00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:19,800 was the new edition. Maybe 647 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,800 Warzone. Warzone. Hell yeah. 648 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,800 I thought that was Call of Duty, dude. 649 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,800 That's what I'll be playing now. 650 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:27,800 I haven't played in a long time. Need to get back on it. 651 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:29,800 Let's watch JJ's clip. Alright, here we go. 652 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,800 3, 2, go. 653 00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:35,800 Anyways, fuck ISIS, right on, right guys? 654 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:37,800 Hell yeah. 655 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:39,800 Stand up. I like al-Kaido 656 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:41,800 way more. 657 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:43,800 Name one ISIS member besides Don 658 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,800 Carr, dude. 659 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:47,800 You can't name one al-Kaido. 660 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,800 Don Carr, dude. 661 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:51,800 Don Carr, dude. 662 00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:53,800 He's got a double whammy, dude. 663 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,800 Never forget. 664 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,800 Never forget. 665 00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:59,800 Never forget. 666 00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:01,800 But seriously, life 667 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:03,800 doesn't always 668 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,800 You had to include that part 669 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:07,800 where I was looking at my notes hella hard. 670 00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:09,800 Trying to remember what I needed to say. 671 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:11,800 You know what I'm trying to find these clips? My finger won't 672 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:13,800 ever get it completely right. 673 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:15,800 To scroll and edit the shit. 674 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,800 What happens when you don't have health insurance as a child? 675 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,800 You break your fucking fingers, you can't get them fixed, dude. 676 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,800 Alright. 677 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,800 I've got juvenile onset arthritis. 678 00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,800 I can't do shit. 679 00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:27,800 My fingers lock up. 680 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:29,800 Gotta get my girlfriend to unlock my fingers. 681 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,800 Like an eagle. 682 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,800 Get the pliers and shit out. 683 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:35,800 It's like a 684 00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:37,800 Bloomin' Onion from Outback. You just gotta 685 00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,800 Break it off. 686 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:41,800 All that Texas Roadhouse yesterday, man? Good shit. 687 00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,800 Those are cactus blossoms 688 00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,800 to avoid copyright issues. 689 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,800 Really? Yeah. 690 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:49,800 Is it really cactus? No. 691 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:51,800 It's like a fried onion. 692 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:53,800 You know like at Outback they got the Bloomin' Onion? 693 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,800 They have to call it a cactus blossom. 694 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:57,800 Because of the copyright. It's good though. 695 00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:59,800 Shit's fire. 696 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,800 Texas Roadhouse? I haven't been either one in a long time. 697 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,800 This is the second time we've talked about Texas Roadhouse 698 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,800 on this podcast. The rolls and the cinnamon butter. 699 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,800 The chicken critters. You got geeked about the rolls 700 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:09,800 when we were talking about. Dude, they're so fucking good. 701 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,800 When I was editing that shit, I was like, I've never seen JJ 702 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:13,800 geeked about anything. He was like, the fucking rolls. 703 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,800 Well, also the first time I ever got 704 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:17,800 high, I went to Texas Roadhouse after. 705 00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,800 So it kind of holds a special place in my heart. 706 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:21,800 Okay, okay. You know, it's like 707 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:23,800 you know. Damn. 708 00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:25,800 It's sacred, bro. That's my 709 00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:27,800 dojo. The rolls, the cinnamon 710 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,800 butter, Texas Roadhouse. 711 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:31,800 The waitress has to be at least 712 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,800 50 pounds overweight, dude. At least. 713 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,800 That t-shirt has to be 714 00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:37,800 fighting for its life, too. 715 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:39,800 Yo, when you called me last night. Stains on it? 716 00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:41,800 I said when he called me last night, 717 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:43,800 that's why I was eating. I was chowing down on like six 718 00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:45,800 rolls, man, with that butter. Like I had a whole 719 00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:47,800 container gone. And he didn't even 720 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:49,800 offer one, dude. 721 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,800 Two miles away. I know, man. 722 00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:53,800 Next time, hey, now that I know that's 723 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:55,800 the shit, I'm gonna bring you a roll, bro. 724 00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:57,800 You can't tell me you didn't have enough, dude. 725 00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,800 Jesus fed thousands with 726 00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:01,800 five pieces of bread. Dude, we still got 727 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:03,800 some butter, though. If you want that butter, we got like a 728 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:05,800 container this fucking big. How do you even get a 729 00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,800 container that big of a cinnamon butter? I don't know. They just 730 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,800 gave it to us. You didn't ask for it? 731 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,800 No, because what happened was we wanted some rolls. 732 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,800 And then they just pulled over like a big ass 733 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:15,800 thing. We're like, fuck it, thank you, bro. 734 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,800 Oh, but you order rolls separately, like a whole bag. 735 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,800 Yeah, like a whole bag. It's like five 736 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:21,800 bucks for half a dozen. That's 737 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:23,800 good deal. Still don't be ready for some business. 738 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:25,800 You know what I'm doing later, dude. 739 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,800 But this room, this was 740 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,800 the last Fat Sammys we went to. 741 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,800 On Wednesday, Fat Sammy. Shout out 742 00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:33,800 Alex and J- Alex Z 743 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,800 and Jalen Brown host that mic. It's always 744 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:37,800 fun. That's the one, like if you guys 745 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,800 want to come out, like it's always 746 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,800 fun. And it was packed. And those, you tell 747 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,800 them about the rowdy crowd 748 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,800 in the middle? Yeah, it was weird 749 00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,800 because they were rowdy for a second and then they 750 00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:49,800 just fully tuned out of what was going on. 751 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,800 They were rowdy for yours, though. You can hear them 752 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,800 when I'm trying to get your clip. They were 753 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,800 Yeah, well, I mean, I was 16th on 754 00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,800 the lineup. Everybody was over. 755 00:25:57,800 --> 00:25:59,800 I'm just fighting. I'm like, 756 00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:01,800 ISIS, Coochie Sickle. 757 00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:03,800 They don't want to hear this shit. 758 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:05,800 They're trying to get fucked up or whatever. 759 00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:07,800 Well, they wanted to 760 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,800 participate whenever Jonathan was up 761 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,800 there. That was crazy. And then the young girl 762 00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:13,800 who said it was her 21st birthday. 763 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:15,800 Yeah, I think she had a 764 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,800 fake idea. Yeah, yeah. Little two 765 00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:19,800 They were looking at it when she got in there. 766 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,800 I remember they had like two people come to the table 767 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:23,800 and they were looking at it like, I don't 768 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:25,800 and then they just let it pass. Yeah, 769 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,800 yeah. I'm almost 770 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,800 positive that was of 771 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:31,800 of age girl. 772 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:33,800 But maybe she was 18, but she definitely 773 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,800 went 21. But Jonathan 774 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,800 was trying to do a set up there and she just 775 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,800 came up there, grabbed a mic. 776 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,800 I hate it, dude. Dude. I hate it. 777 00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:43,800 I was like, this is a fucking 778 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,800 crash and burn I like to see. That's what 779 00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:47,800 white privilege is. 780 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:49,800 It's thinking you can do that. It's like 781 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:51,800 no, dude. And they were what a black 782 00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:53,800 do with the blackest name of all time. 783 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:55,800 Don Trel. Don Trel. 784 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,800 You won't find one. You won't find a 785 00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,800 blacker name than Don Trel. We 786 00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:01,800 got some skits. 787 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:03,800 Have you ever had someone take their 788 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:05,800 how you doing way too seriously? 789 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:07,800 They made eye 790 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:09,800 contact with you and told you their whole life 791 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,800 story? 792 00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:13,800 Meet Theodore Gaines, 793 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,800 the Trauma Dump Uber. 794 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,800 Nice. 795 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,800 Hey, how's it going? Hey, man. 796 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:23,800 Close your door one more time. 797 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:25,800 Here we go. 798 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,800 All right. 799 00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,800 So where are we headed to tonight? 800 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:31,800 23rd and 7th Bugsley. 801 00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:33,800 Okay. 802 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:35,800 I used to be 803 00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:37,800 a real sweet on a girl 804 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,800 from over there. Solid. 805 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:41,800 Yeah, man. She, uh, 806 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,800 uh, 807 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:45,800 she slept with my dad. 808 00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:47,800 One more time? She didn't know. 809 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:49,800 She did the thing? She slept with my father. 810 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:51,800 Your father? Yeah, yeah. 811 00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,800 I introduced him. I brought her home to be 812 00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:55,800 my parents and the very next 813 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,800 day she slept with my father. 814 00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:59,800 Must be quite the guy. 815 00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:01,800 She was on the part of the sex tape that I saw. 816 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:03,800 Oh. Yeah, that's how 817 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:05,800 I found out. That's not a good 818 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,800 way to find out. They recorded in my 819 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:09,800 apartment. Ah. 820 00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:11,800 That's fucking insane. I got to keep the dog, though. 821 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:13,800 Good. Yeah. Good. 822 00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,800 Unfortunately, yeah, 823 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:17,800 my dog just found out he got sc- he 824 00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:19,800 has cancer. Cancer? Of course. Of course he 825 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:21,800 has cancer. And it's not 826 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,800 my first time having to deal with cancer. 827 00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:25,800 I've had 828 00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:27,800 13 guinea pigs. 829 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,800 Guy of anal cancer. 830 00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,800 How many? One more time? Thirteen. 831 00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:33,800 Of what cancer? Rectum? Whole anus. 832 00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:35,800 Just cancer it up. Whole anus? 833 00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:37,800 Whole anus. I once got attacked 834 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,800 by a group of dogs. 835 00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:41,800 Was it around here? Mm-hmm. 836 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:43,800 About 1500 feet that way. 837 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:45,800 Ah. 838 00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,800 Got attacked by a pack of wild 839 00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:49,800 dogs, brother. Survived? 840 00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:51,800 Oh, yeah, survived. Well, I did die 841 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:53,800 on the operating table, 842 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,800 apparently, but I survived 843 00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,800 along the lines. Yes. The infection 844 00:28:57,800 --> 00:28:59,800 that kept setting, uh, 845 00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:01,800 just nasty, 846 00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,800 you know, just pus, man. Of course. 847 00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:05,800 Pus on pus. A dog's mouth. 848 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:07,800 It's not that clean. Your mouth. 849 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:09,800 Not even. Yeah. 850 00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:11,800 Question, how do you know if you have mesothelioma? 851 00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:13,800 A good 852 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:15,800 question, um, 853 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,800 you know, and 854 00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:19,800 have you ever been around a lot of 855 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,800 asbestos? No, but every time 856 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:23,800 I blink, 857 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,800 blood comes out of my 858 00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:27,800 eyelids. Okay. Okay. I once got 859 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,800 into a fight with a gay man. So, 860 00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:31,800 this is near 23rd and? Oh, 861 00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:33,800 we're getting there. We're getting there. 862 00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,800 It's a strange fluid back here, 863 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:37,800 you know. Oh, yeah. I had an 864 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,800 accident right there. Not too long. 865 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:41,800 Oh, okay. Yeah. Anyway, I don't have any further 866 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:43,800 questions. So, 867 00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:45,800 no problem. Awesome. 868 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,800 Hey, how's it going tonight, man? 869 00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:49,800 What's going on, dude? What's going on? 870 00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:51,800 What's up? Where are we headed to? 871 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:53,800 I gotta go to my sister's quinceanera, 872 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,800 man. Her sister's quinceanera. 873 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,800 Yeah. Oh, man. I once caught 874 00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:59,800 food poisoning out of quinceanera. 875 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:01,800 You don't look Latino. 876 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,800 You have a sister 877 00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:05,800 who's having a quinceanera? Yeah, you know, 878 00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:07,800 I have a racially diverse family. 879 00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:09,800 I have a racially diverse family as well. 880 00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:11,800 That's great, man. It's a beautiful thing. 881 00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:13,800 I'm black. I'm black. 882 00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:15,800 My wife is black, but somehow our child is half Chinese. 883 00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:17,800 My wife is black, but somehow our child is half Chinese. 884 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:19,800 My wife is black, but somehow our child is half Chinese. 885 00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:21,800 I remember one time 886 00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:23,800 he came up to me one day 887 00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:25,800 and told me, 888 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,800 Mommy says you're not my real daddy. 889 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:29,800 Mommy says you're not my real daddy. 890 00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:31,800 Like, your mother's such a kidder, you know. 891 00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:33,800 Like, your mother's such a kidder, you know. 892 00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:35,800 I got robbed by a teenager. 893 00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:37,800 Oh, like a big teenager? 894 00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:39,800 No, no, no. She was 12. 895 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:41,800 You ever get the feeling that your wife's cheating on you? 896 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:43,800 You ever get the feeling that your wife's cheating on you? 897 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,800 Do you have any reasonable suspicion 898 00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,800 to believe that she's cheating on you? 899 00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,800 There's been times 900 00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:51,800 her ex has been over, like, when I'm at work 901 00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:53,800 and stuff like that. That's about it. 902 00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:55,800 I caught them dancing one time. 903 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,800 Uh, and 904 00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:59,800 they were in the pool another time. 905 00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:01,800 They went on vacation one time. 906 00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:03,800 They went on vacation one time. 907 00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:05,800 She said she thought she told me I'd forgotten. 908 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:07,800 Then we got to the big fight. 909 00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:09,800 You know, I 910 00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,800 forgave her. You know, I didn't 911 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,800 want to 912 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:15,800 didn't want to come off as too mean. 913 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:17,800 Yeah, you got a 914 00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:19,800 good heart, man. 915 00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:21,800 Well, actually, I have a bad heart. I've had 916 00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:23,800 degenerative heart disease since I was 917 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,800 three months old. 918 00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:27,800 Oh, well, at least you haven't 919 00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:29,800 given up yet. Well, no, they keep 920 00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:31,800 giving me these dog heart transplants. 921 00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,800 Dog hearts? The dog hearts 922 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,800 only last about eight, nine months. 923 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,800 And I got to get another one. 924 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:39,800 As long as I keep providing the dogs. 925 00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:41,800 I keep getting the hearts. 926 00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:43,800 Did you kill your dog 927 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:45,800 to get the heart transplants? No, no, no. 928 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:47,800 I once got beat up by a child 929 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,800 with MS. I was the first documented 930 00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:51,800 black kid in my school with lice. 931 00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:53,800 I once wiped my 932 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:55,800 ass with a Lysol 933 00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:57,800 sanitary wipe and my ass 934 00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:59,800 swelled up like a baboon. Oh. 935 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:01,800 You want to hear something crazy? No. 936 00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,800 Oh, man. I've got a hepatite eye 937 00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:05,800 that people have never even heard of. 938 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,800 I went online and I found a guy 939 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:09,800 who would do exorcisms. 940 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:11,800 Exorcisms 941 00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:13,800 were like ten bucks apiece. 942 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:15,800 Ten bucks per demon. Pretty good deal. 943 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:17,800 Yeah, but it turns out they were 944 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:19,800 entracisms. He put more demons 945 00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:21,800 in me than he took out. 946 00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:23,800 You know, COVID made all of my toenails 947 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:25,800 fall off. Oh. 948 00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:27,800 One single time. Hey, this is 949 00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:29,800 the stop right here. 950 00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:31,800 The kids in here, you can hear 951 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,800 gasoline up 952 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,800 in the air. Awesome, awesome. 953 00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:37,800 Well, I enjoy riding with you, man. 954 00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:39,800 Hey, man, could I give you 955 00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,800 one piece of advice? What's up? Kill yourself, 956 00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,800 dude. Oh. It's not gonna get 957 00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:45,800 better. Theodore Gaines. 958 00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:47,800 The Trauma Dump Uber. 959 00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:49,800 This week's 960 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:51,800 featured comedian. 961 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:53,800 Yeah! 962 00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:55,800 Alright, big loud noise, big loud noise 963 00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:57,800 for the look of the stage. We're right here in 964 00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,800 Hudsonville. Start the crowd, let's go! 965 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:01,800 5, 2, 1. 966 00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:03,800 Let's go! 967 00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:05,800 Let's go! 968 00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:07,800 Let's go! 969 00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:09,800 Let's go! 970 00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,800 Hey white people, hey! 971 00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:15,800 Black people, what's happening? 972 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,800 Hey! 973 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:19,800 Oh, who y'all sound good? 974 00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:21,800 Hey! 975 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,800 Shit, y'all lit! 976 00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,800 What you eating, man? 977 00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:27,800 Eating good, 978 00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:29,800 man. Eating 979 00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:31,800 good again. 980 00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:33,800 Let's get a couple of you, sound cool? 981 00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,800 Fat boy, come on! 982 00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:37,800 Play with my titties, too, 983 00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:39,800 please! 984 00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:45,800 Don't make me cry, dude. 985 00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,800 Alright, cut your 986 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:49,800 braids then cut your toenails. 987 00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:51,800 Let's go. 988 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:53,800 I need, I need ass. 989 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:59,800 You want to? 990 00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:03,800 I'm an ass, dude. 991 00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:07,800 You said I could relate to you. 992 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,800 What's up OG? I like your hat. 993 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,800 Clean black man, 994 00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:13,800 what's up? 995 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:15,800 Y'all together, y'all are hekt up, 996 00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,800 what's up? Y'all cousins? 997 00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:19,800 Y'all are the fucking hoes. 998 00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:21,800 We are the family, 999 00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:23,800 we are the family, who playing with me? 1000 00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:47,800 How you doing, bruh? 1001 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:49,800 You don't fit this vibe, 1002 00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:51,800 like, I don't know. 1003 00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:53,800 He fit the vibe. 1004 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,800 Long beard, bald head, probably got 1005 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:57,800 nipple rings, niggas, he fits the vibe. 1006 00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,800 Got tattoos, 1007 00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:01,800 motorcycle, bad bitch. 1008 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,800 She got two teeth in the front. 1009 00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:05,800 When he do a tour and she go to him, 1010 00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:07,800 I love me shit. 1011 00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:09,800 God damn it, 1012 00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,800 I'm loving shit, man. 1013 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:13,800 I don't know, your vibe is 1014 00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:15,800 different, bruh. You like high school 1015 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:17,800 music over the summertime. 1016 00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:19,800 We're all in need together. 1017 00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:21,800 I'm soft with each other. 1018 00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:23,800 You're spreading her peace. 1019 00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:27,800 Jack Hoover, make some noise for 1020 00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:29,800 Top Gun and Fucker, bruh. 1021 00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,800 Hey, JJ, we got somebody here, huh? 1022 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,800 Hell yeah, man, we got a good one today. 1023 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,800 You guys are in for a very special treat. 1024 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,800 We got a multi-talented guy here today. 1025 00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:43,800 Multi-talented. 1026 00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:45,800 Musician, comedian, 1027 00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:47,800 actor, 1028 00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:49,800 social media personality, 1029 00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:51,800 and you can catch him on Xvideos as well. 1030 00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:55,800 Today we have the amazing Typhoonie. 1031 00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,800 Hey! 1032 00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,800 Mama, I made it, I'm on TV. 1033 00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:01,800 Hell yeah, man. 1034 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,800 With every camera, I don't... 1035 00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:05,800 You're just talking to us, man. 1036 00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:07,800 It's my first time on television. 1037 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,800 I'm lying, I'm lying. 1038 00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:11,800 We know you're lying. 1039 00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:13,800 We got the facts right here. 1040 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,800 Hey, thanks for coming over, man. 1041 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,800 I appreciate y'all for having me. 1042 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,800 Look, whenever you go out there and you see Typhoonie, 1043 00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,800 you're ready to interact. 1044 00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:23,800 You want to go out there, he is going to interact with you. 1045 00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:27,800 He's the best crowd work guy in Huntsville. 1046 00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:29,800 For sure. 1047 00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:31,800 Put whatever money you want on it, because you ain't going to find nobody better. 1048 00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:33,800 It's a great Ty. 1049 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:35,800 Thanks for coming over, man. 1050 00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:37,800 Thank you, I just broke something. 1051 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,800 It's just a headphone. 1052 00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,800 Sorry. 1053 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,800 They said I didn't do it. 1054 00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:45,800 No, I'm just messing with you. 1055 00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:47,800 What's up? 1056 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:49,800 We just had to talk you up, talk about your crowd work, man. 1057 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:53,800 We love that shit, because it's harder for me, for sure. 1058 00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:55,800 Yeah. 1059 00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:59,800 I'm not a crowd work guy, and I love seeing you go out there and do your work. 1060 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:01,800 I tell you this, man. 1061 00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,800 You know how to have a conversation with a person? 1062 00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:05,800 You know how to do crowd work. 1063 00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:07,800 That's it. 1064 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,800 Now, granted, my job's made me do crowd work. 1065 00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:13,800 I don't know if it's a restaurant being a server, or a drive-through window at a restaurant. 1066 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:17,800 I work at Taco Bell, too, so yes, besides the Pornhub thing. 1067 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:23,800 I tell you this, being in people's faces that you don't know, you have to be creative. 1068 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:27,800 I'm of the plus side, so people need to trust me, because they'd be like, he probably ate all the food anyway. 1069 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:29,800 Which I did. 1070 00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:37,800 But I tell you this, making people laugh is a gift for all of us, and we all can share. 1071 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:43,800 I tell y'all just to take advantage of what you see in that moment, to create something that isn't there. 1072 00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:47,800 Because people be having a shitty day, and just to give them food, because they pay for it, 1073 00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:50,800 but also give them a little chuckle or two, and invite them to a show. 1074 00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:52,800 That's how you make fans, too. 1075 00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:54,800 People always say, tell me a joke. 1076 00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:56,800 If you're already funny, they're going to be like, oh, he is kind of funny already. 1077 00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:58,800 So I ain't got to do that. 1078 00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:02,800 Tell me a joke, because if I do that, then I'm going to be like, I was watching Midget Pornhub, and I came a little bit. 1079 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:04,800 That's what I said. 1080 00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,800 First joke that kind of, come to a show. 1081 00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:08,800 Hell yeah. 1082 00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:10,800 Were you always kind of like that? 1083 00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:14,800 Believe it or not, I've been performing for my entire life. 1084 00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:17,800 I started off with playing the drums as a kid. 1085 00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:19,800 I'm originally from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 1086 00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,800 Church kid. 1087 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,800 We went to church every day, all the time. 1088 00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:26,800 Same story like sci-fi. 1089 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:28,800 Just bigger and black up. 1090 00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:31,800 Am I here a little bit long? Could that be it? 1091 00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:35,800 No, I mean, I just played the drums for the church, played the keyboard for the church. 1092 00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:38,800 I'm a dumb kid, so I stayed in punishment a lot. 1093 00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,800 So instead of, you can't watch TV or you can't play with your toys. 1094 00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:46,800 My granddaddy bought me a keyboard, and then you said, my mom was just like, you can't do nothing. 1095 00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:48,800 So I just learned how to play keyboard. 1096 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,800 That's one of the things. I'm very self-sufficient. 1097 00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,800 You teach me one thing, I'm going to push it to the next level. 1098 00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:55,800 Yeah, I saw you. I didn't know that you did any of this. 1099 00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:59,800 And then I saw you on a show, the apartment show that Jonathan Silver put on. 1100 00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:01,800 You was like, yeah, that's my keyboard. 1101 00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:03,800 And you go up there, that shit, man. 1102 00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:05,800 You cold at that. 1103 00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:08,800 Believe it or not, that's where I kind of started. 1104 00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:13,800 Before I got just doing stand-up period in high school and elementary, 1105 00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:17,800 I used to make up songs on the piano, and then we used to just make up stuff. 1106 00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:19,800 That's just being a kid. 1107 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:21,800 That's one of the things I shared with my friends at that time. 1108 00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:25,800 Now I can just share it with the world. That's one of the things I like. I really enjoy it now. 1109 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,800 Hell yeah. 1110 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:31,800 So when did the comedy come in? Was that something that was kind of always there? 1111 00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:35,800 Hell no. I did not want to do this shit, man. 1112 00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:40,800 I tell anybody like this, comedy has to call you and not pick up the phone. 1113 00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:41,800 That's what happened. 1114 00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:42,800 I like that. 1115 00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:43,800 Believe it or not. 1116 00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:44,800 True. 1117 00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:48,800 Because this comedy thing go up and down all the time. 1118 00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:52,800 If I go back seven years ago, I'd be like, hey, bro, chill the fuck out. 1119 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:55,800 Go get another job because this shit ain't for everybody. 1120 00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:58,800 But it gives you tough skin, man. Just enjoy yourself. 1121 00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:03,800 But I say this, it wasn't for me. I'm a cancer, so I'm quiet all the time and observant. 1122 00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:06,800 Unless I'm around people I'm comfortable with or friendly with. 1123 00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:10,800 So that's why Ty Funny is that character because I get to be my natural self. 1124 00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:16,800 But in high school, I was a quiet little nerdy boy that played the drums all the time. 1125 00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:18,800 I was always beating on the table. 1126 00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:20,800 It's just something I used to do. 1127 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:25,800 The lunch room was my oyster of like I got a good Milwaukee rapper. 1128 00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:28,800 If you do that... 1129 00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:29,800 Give me that pen. Let me show you something. 1130 00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:30,800 I love it. 1131 00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:31,800 Let me show you something, man. 1132 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:32,800 I ain't given this in a long time. 1133 00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:33,800 I'm 34 years old. 1134 00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:34,800 I'm a little rusty. 1135 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,800 So let me see if I can do this if I still got it. 1136 00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:39,800 Oh shit. 1137 00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:44,800 JJ, you got to start rapping. 1138 00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:46,800 You asked the wrong person. 1139 00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:47,800 Come on. 1140 00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:48,800 JJ in the corner. 1141 00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:49,800 I'm rapping right now. 1142 00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:52,800 I used to do this on the freestyle table at lunchtime. 1143 00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:55,800 I was eighth grade killing it. 1144 00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:58,800 I'm a fat boy and I smack girls with my tits. 1145 00:40:58,800 --> 00:40:59,800 Hell yeah. 1146 00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:00,800 Hell yeah, man. 1147 00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:01,800 Stupid. 1148 00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:02,800 Damn. 1149 00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:03,800 Hell yeah. 1150 00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:05,800 There's been two freestyles on the podcast. 1151 00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:06,800 Man, I saw that, man. 1152 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:07,800 She killed that shit, man. 1153 00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:08,800 She did. 1154 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:09,800 Shout out. 1155 00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:10,800 Shout out. 1156 00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:11,800 Shout out, Sierra Moses. 1157 00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:12,800 Sierra, shout out. 1158 00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:13,800 All day. 1159 00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:14,800 Hell yeah. 1160 00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:15,800 So when did the comedy come in? 1161 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:20,800 Man, I believe it or not, man, I was at Taco Bell in 2011 and I was like, shit. 1162 00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:22,800 They was like, Ty, you funny, man. 1163 00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:23,800 You should do something with that. 1164 00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:24,800 You should make videos on YouTube. 1165 00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:25,800 I'm like, cool. 1166 00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:26,800 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1167 00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:27,800 I try that. 1168 00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:28,800 Man, I tried to crack a joke in front of all these people at Taco Bell. 1169 00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:31,800 They looked at me like I was dumb as hell. 1170 00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:35,800 So I say 2015, I heard a dude at my job. 1171 00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:38,800 I was living in Wisconsin again, back in Wisconsin. 1172 00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:41,800 And I'm like, he was like, bro, I got a show. 1173 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:42,800 Y'all need to come to my show. 1174 00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,800 He was the group class clown at the job. 1175 00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:47,800 He was always cracking jokes and everybody was always laughing. 1176 00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:48,800 2015. 1177 00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:49,800 That planet of the sea. 1178 00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:54,800 And I believe 2018, I went to my first ever comedy show. 1179 00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:57,800 My brother's birthday at Stand Up Live. 1180 00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:58,800 He had got free tickets. 1181 00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:03,800 The whole family came and then the first person got on stage and it just clicked. 1182 00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:07,800 That's what I'm supposed to be doing because I just knew exactly what he was doing. 1183 00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:09,800 It was one of the weird things. 1184 00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:13,800 It's like when you watch somebody do something for the first time, you can just kind of figure it out. 1185 00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:16,800 I think I'm Ray Man when it came to comedy or just my brain work. 1186 00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:17,800 I don't know. 1187 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:20,800 One of the weird things I do, I can see it and I'm able to do it. 1188 00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:22,800 Yeah, because you're so natural at it. 1189 00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:28,800 I mean, it's insane because I've been to open mics where the crowd ain't giving shit. 1190 00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:34,800 The one time that the Navy guy playing pool, literally Charlie was like, hey, guys playing pool. 1191 00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:36,800 He said like four times and they didn't even turn around. 1192 00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:37,800 Not at all. 1193 00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:40,800 Ty was just being Ty up there and just fucking with him. 1194 00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:42,800 Had him all the way in his act. 1195 00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:44,800 That's crazy. 1196 00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:45,800 I don't know how you do that. 1197 00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:46,800 It's a gift. 1198 00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,800 I do a lot of reading too. 1199 00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:50,800 I brought my books. 1200 00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:51,800 Oh, what you got? 1201 00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:52,800 Let's see. 1202 00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:53,800 Let's see what you got. 1203 00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:54,800 What about the literature? 1204 00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:55,800 I got a literature. 1205 00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:57,800 This is one of my favorite few comedians. 1206 00:42:57,800 --> 00:42:59,800 Oh, the damn quality. 1207 00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:01,800 For those I crack jokes, I say I can't read. 1208 00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:02,800 I really can. 1209 00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:04,800 It just takes me a little longer. 1210 00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:05,800 That's all. 1211 00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:06,800 Dude. 1212 00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:07,800 Oh my God. 1213 00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:08,800 And I read all of these books. 1214 00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:10,800 I'm still reading them at this very moment in time. 1215 00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:11,800 Oh shit. 1216 00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:12,800 Them didn't even finish that one. 1217 00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:13,800 Mastering. 1218 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:14,800 Mastering. 1219 00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:15,800 Stand up. 1220 00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:16,800 Steven Rosenfield. 1221 00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:21,000 You can look them up on YouTube too because some of them have little videos in like 20 1222 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:25,800 minute segments that they post about their book and teach you little snippets of that. 1223 00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:27,800 And it just, other things, man. 1224 00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:28,800 See, this the one I read. 1225 00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:29,800 It got big letters. 1226 00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:33,800 I see some of these got a little small with my name. 1227 00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:34,800 Save those for later. 1228 00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:36,800 Hell, you need someone with some pictures. 1229 00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:39,800 I'm going to write my own comedy book with pictures in it. 1230 00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:40,800 That's what I'm going to do. 1231 00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:41,800 I'll read it. 1232 00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:42,800 I'll be your customer. 1233 00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:46,800 No man, I just, I took a liking, a loving of comedy, man. 1234 00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:47,800 I believe it. 1235 00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:51,800 So the 11th was the first time I was seeing Stand Up actually perform. 1236 00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:55,800 The first time I was on stage was actually the 17th. 1237 00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:56,800 Like, literally what? 1238 00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:59,800 A few days later, six days later, I was on stage. 1239 00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:00,800 I just, I was at Stand Up Live. 1240 00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:02,800 I was like, how do you get on this stage? 1241 00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:04,800 Just some random angel. 1242 00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:06,800 I have never seen this man again in my entire life. 1243 00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:08,800 He was like, you got to go to Open Mikes. 1244 00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:10,800 And I'm like, what the fuck is Open Mikes? 1245 00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:13,800 So I put my head, I started looking up stuff. 1246 00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:17,800 He said, go to the Huntsville, please go to Huntsvillecomedy.com. 1247 00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:19,800 On your Facebook, on Instagram, all the websites. 1248 00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:21,800 That's how you get into this, man. 1249 00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:23,800 And I did my first show. 1250 00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:24,800 It was terrible. 1251 00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:26,800 I was at Copper Top. 1252 00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:29,800 This is in 2017, 2018, I'm sorry, 2018. 1253 00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:31,800 My first time at Copper Top. 1254 00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:33,800 Y'all young, y'all young comics to me. 1255 00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:36,800 But that was the hardest room in Huntsville. 1256 00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:37,800 I bullshit you not. 1257 00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,800 It's a biker bar where everybody's back to warn towards you. 1258 00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:43,800 And it's like, bruh, please laugh. 1259 00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,800 Hang man, I don't know what to do. 1260 00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:48,800 It was like the roughest room ever. 1261 00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:50,800 Everybody drove motorcycles. 1262 00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:52,800 And it was like, you get the frat kid. 1263 00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:55,800 And you get this older white crowd, a dude with a beard, 1264 00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:57,800 with nipple rings and a vest. 1265 00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:59,800 It's the craziest shit. 1266 00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:02,800 It was really cool to be a part of that. 1267 00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:04,800 No, this is my, now it's my first time. 1268 00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:06,800 And I did terrible, man. 1269 00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:09,800 The host at the time, it was probably written by Tom Hand, 1270 00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:11,800 but he wasn't there that day. 1271 00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:13,800 He had this guy named Grant Moore. 1272 00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:15,800 And he was like, bruh, what was that? 1273 00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:16,800 I said, comedy? 1274 00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:18,800 He was like, no, that ain't comedy. 1275 00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:21,800 You need to learn how to write a punch line, a set up. 1276 00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:24,800 I said, he gave me the little nippets I needed. 1277 00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:26,800 Went on YouTube University. 1278 00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:28,800 And it ain't looked back since. 1279 00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:31,800 I did Maggie Myers, the 27th of 2018. 1280 00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:34,800 And that was my first time I ran the light. 1281 00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:36,800 I ran it at 13 minutes, believe it or not. 1282 00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:37,800 Now how long were you supposed to go? 1283 00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:38,800 10. 1284 00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:40,800 I was drunk as shit. 1285 00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:42,800 I didn't even know what the fucking light was. 1286 00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:44,800 It was Matthew Tate's mic at that time. 1287 00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:46,800 So he used to let you do 10. 1288 00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:48,800 Man, that's a blessing too. 1289 00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:52,800 If you got a state or a city that lets you do 10 minutes, 1290 00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:53,800 you are blessed. 1291 00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:56,800 Just that one mic, because you can go to different cities, 1292 00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:59,800 and these folks got five-minute mics, three-minute mics, 1293 00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:00,800 seven-minute mics. 1294 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:02,800 You don't really figure it all shit. 1295 00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:05,800 You got a ninth minute that just sucked. 1296 00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:09,800 So it's a blessing to just be in a city where we can actually 1297 00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:12,800 hone in our skills, especially at that time. 1298 00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:14,800 In 2018, it was still rising. 1299 00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:16,800 You see a lot of people fall off too. 1300 00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:19,800 So we started rising for all the comedy. 1301 00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:20,800 But 2020. 1302 00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:22,800 It looks like it's rising up now. 1303 00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:25,800 Man, people want to laugh. 1304 00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:27,800 People want to laugh, though. 1305 00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:29,800 That's why I love this shit. 1306 00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:33,800 And that's why even people who are a little tighter crowd, 1307 00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:34,800 they want to laugh. 1308 00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:36,800 They're just trying to get somebody to get them there. 1309 00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:37,800 You know what I'm saying? 1310 00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:38,800 But you got to earn it. 1311 00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:39,800 Yeah, you got to earn those. 1312 00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:40,800 I like that shit. 1313 00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:44,800 I love getting somebody who wasn't laughing to laugh. 1314 00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:45,800 Breaking them down. 1315 00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:48,800 My new thing is pissing off white women that tell me that I 1316 00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:49,800 cracked the joke on the wrong person. 1317 00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:51,800 That's my new thing. 1318 00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:53,800 Hey, Samantha, how are you? 1319 00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:54,800 Damn. 1320 00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:55,800 I'm just calling them out. 1321 00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:58,800 I don't remember that lady's name, but she pissed me off. 1322 00:46:58,800 --> 00:46:59,800 What happened? 1323 00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:00,800 Man, I did a show. 1324 00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:01,800 It wasn't local. 1325 00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:02,800 It was a little outer. 1326 00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:03,800 It was in Birmingham. 1327 00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:04,800 Don't worry about this, bro. 1328 00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:05,800 I enjoyed it. 1329 00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:06,800 It was fun. 1330 00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:07,800 I had a good time. 1331 00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:08,800 I roasted the owner. 1332 00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:09,800 You know me. 1333 00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:10,800 I'm a do-me-own-me. 1334 00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:12,800 The person that owned the club was there. 1335 00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:16,800 And I'm like, we all shit, fart, burp, pee, poop. 1336 00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:18,800 Anybody can get this shit. 1337 00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:20,800 So I cracked the joke on him. 1338 00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:22,800 He was an older man with a younger woman. 1339 00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:25,800 I didn't know if it was his daughter or his baby mama or his side chick 1340 00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:26,800 or his mistress. 1341 00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:27,800 So I just threw some shit together. 1342 00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:30,800 She pulled me outside and was like, how dare you talk to that man? 1343 00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:32,800 Do you know who he is? 1344 00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:33,800 Bitch, no. 1345 00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:36,800 A white man that got a little money. 1346 00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:37,800 That's all I know. 1347 00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:43,800 But one thing I can say I do, I don't know, if I say some wild shit on stage to you, 1348 00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:46,800 I do apologize because I know I'm prone to saying the thing. 1349 00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:48,800 I told my mama, please don't say nothing. 1350 00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:49,800 Don't yell. 1351 00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:51,800 Don't heckle me while I'm on stage because I'm liable. 1352 00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:53,800 My senses are on 10,423. 1353 00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:56,800 Anything can throw me off her and draw my attention. 1354 00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:59,800 And that's one thing you build with comedies. 1355 00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:02,800 I know some people develop an act a certain way, but it's like when things happen, 1356 00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:05,800 you need to draw attention because we're all on the same plane. 1357 00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:07,800 We're all on the same minefield. 1358 00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:10,800 So if somebody drop a glass while you're on stage, you need to point that out. 1359 00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:15,800 Take advantage of opportunities because we're already on the same wavelength. 1360 00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:16,800 What was that noise? 1361 00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:18,800 That's the way everybody's thinking. 1362 00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:20,800 See, I would like ignore it. 1363 00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:21,800 You know what I mean? 1364 00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:24,800 In my current state, I probably would ignore it. 1365 00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:25,800 Same, honestly. 1366 00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:27,800 Yeah, to try to get my set out. 1367 00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:29,800 That's why I like learning from y'all. 1368 00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:30,800 You know what I'm saying? 1369 00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:32,800 To actually acknowledge it. 1370 00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:34,800 You can acknowledge it and still go back. 1371 00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:36,800 That's when you like the timing. 1372 00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:40,800 When comedians say stay on stage, they want you to build confidence. 1373 00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:42,800 That's the whole key. 1374 00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:45,800 Being liable and able to say anything and follow with the punch line. 1375 00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:52,800 That's what you're trying to build is confidence and a set for everybody to connect and make people laugh. 1376 00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:55,800 At the same time, you want to teach people to teach while you're on stage, too. 1377 00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:57,800 That's one of the things I try to do. 1378 00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:03,800 Even though I say some off the wall shit, it's just like I might be talking about emotions, but it's just the way I look at things. 1379 00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:09,800 I'm the brightest person in the world, but my goal is to leave you happier than you came in the room. 1380 00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:10,800 Hell yeah, man. 1381 00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:12,800 That's a great goal. 1382 00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:16,800 That's what a lot of comedy needs. 1383 00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:18,800 It's supposed to make people laugh. 1384 00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:21,800 You can be a little rowdy and whatever you're saying. 1385 00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:24,800 But the goal is to make people laugh. 1386 00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:26,800 Of course. 1387 00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:29,800 They come out and they're having a good time afterwards. 1388 00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,800 They're talking about it to their friends. 1389 00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:34,800 You hear what he said or she said? 1390 00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:40,800 You know you made it when a white dude that you have never met in your entire life offer you a beer at a bar. 1391 00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:42,800 That's when I knew I made it. 1392 00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:44,800 God damn it, you're funny as shit. 1393 00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:48,800 Come get a goddamn beer, boy. 1394 00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:51,800 That's the only time I let a white man call me boy. 1395 00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:53,800 God damn it, he's getting me beer, money. 1396 00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:54,800 I'll be your boy. 1397 00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:56,800 My homeboy. 1398 00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:58,800 Little boy. 1399 00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:01,800 Speaking of sci-fi, I told me to ask you about this. 1400 00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:03,800 Old man who came on stage. 1401 00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:07,800 Man, it's two of them. 1402 00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:11,800 I guess it'll be the first one because I got a video on YouTube. 1403 00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:13,800 Just type in Ty Funny. 1404 00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:14,800 I didn't think about it. 1405 00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:16,800 Ty Funny, maybe it could be one of those. 1406 00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:18,800 I got so many different names. 1407 00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:19,800 I got my ex-girlfriend out here. 1408 00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:20,800 We're going to put it up. 1409 00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:21,800 Don't worry about it. 1410 00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:22,800 Okay, say less. 1411 00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:23,800 You said which one? 1412 00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:24,800 I did a show. 1413 00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:26,800 This is, mind you, my first year doing comedy. 1414 00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:28,800 This was the Make It or Break It show. 1415 00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:31,800 This shit hurt my feelings. 1416 00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:34,800 I am walking the room. 1417 00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:39,800 I think I'd rather people boo me than walk the room because that means they're leaving. 1418 00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:45,800 They need to find something more entertaining because what they pay to get in ain't worth it, yada, yada, yada. 1419 00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:49,800 I'm trying to crack jokes on the audience. 1420 00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:53,800 This is when I guess when I first started riffing and stuff, but I'm panicking because people are leaving. 1421 00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:55,800 There is no audience. 1422 00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:59,800 The guy said, you ain't said shit funny all goddamn night. 1423 00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:01,800 Right in front of me, the stage wasn't higher. 1424 00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:04,800 It was just like on the floor, but he walked right across my camera. 1425 00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:06,800 I wailed in. 1426 00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:08,800 It probably wasn't the funniest shit, but that was the Make It or Break It. 1427 00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:09,800 I know I followed through that. 1428 00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:13,800 I got on security, had them fucking laugh, and they stopped watching the door. 1429 00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:16,800 I had the bar laugh because he could attack me. 1430 00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:17,800 This is before Will Smith and shit. 1431 00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:19,800 I was already going through this shit. 1432 00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:20,800 Then I got sexually assaulted on stage. 1433 00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:23,800 The man touched my titties because I got them kind of jokes. 1434 00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:24,800 That was just, yeah, man. 1435 00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:25,800 I had had some wild shit. 1436 00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:26,800 What do you mean? 1437 00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:27,800 He just came up and grabbed your titties? 1438 00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:30,800 Man, I was bombing from the fucking front. 1439 00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:31,800 Oh, hell. 1440 00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:32,800 And then the girl was getting the time. 1441 00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:34,800 I mean, he gave me the full honkers. 1442 00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:38,800 And then my girl at the time, she looked at me and I gave her like, I'm good. 1443 00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:39,800 I cracked jokes on him. 1444 00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:40,800 He laughed. 1445 00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:41,800 He bought me a beer. 1446 00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:42,800 And I got a picture with the guy. 1447 00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:44,800 So thank you, white man, tin man. 1448 00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:46,800 Full circle moment. 1449 00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:50,800 I have to take advantage of opportunities like that because it can become a violent thing. 1450 00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:51,800 I didn't take it. 1451 00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:52,800 I didn't see it as a violent thing. 1452 00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:55,800 He was just messing, but I know that's a no-no for me. 1453 00:51:55,800 --> 00:52:00,800 So one of the things I have to stay clear of, you know. 1454 00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:02,800 White people, stop glaring black man titties, too. 1455 00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:03,800 That's not an okay thing. 1456 00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:04,800 That's a no-no. 1457 00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:06,800 You should be counseled for shit like that. 1458 00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:07,800 I agree. 1459 00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:08,800 That's fucked up, man. 1460 00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:09,800 Hell yeah. 1461 00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:10,800 I want you to ask him about that. 1462 00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:11,800 He was a cowboy. 1463 00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:12,800 He was a cow. 1464 00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:16,880 I don't know. 1465 00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:17,880 So you acted. 1466 00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:18,880 So you do some acting. 1467 00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:19,880 Oh yeah. 1468 00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:20,880 That's what I was doing. 1469 00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:21,880 I got two movies. 1470 00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:22,880 One is on Netflix. 1471 00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:23,880 It's called Zero. 1472 00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:24,880 I'm an extra. 1473 00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:29,000 You can only see me for about 32 seconds maybe if you pause it at the right time. 1474 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:30,000 That's a long time. 1475 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:31,000 32 seconds. 1476 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:32,000 That's a good amount. 1477 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:33,000 Not really. 1478 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:34,000 It's more like five. 1479 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:35,000 Okay. 1480 00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,000 You was in that. 1481 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:37,000 I was in that. 1482 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:40,840 And then I got a movie I did in 2017. 1483 00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:42,560 I was a bounty hunter in a movie. 1484 00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:44,960 They got my back in that one. 1485 00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:46,760 I got shot and I fell. 1486 00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:47,760 It was pretty funny. 1487 00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:50,160 I think my ass crack was out. 1488 00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:52,680 So the Zero movie, it's a Bollywood movie? 1489 00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:53,680 It's a Bollywood movie. 1490 00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:54,680 They filmed here in Huntsville. 1491 00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:55,680 Really? 1492 00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:56,680 Yeah. 1493 00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:57,680 They filmed it here. 1494 00:52:57,680 --> 00:53:00,960 I wish I would have known more about it because I definitely would have put in some more. 1495 00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:03,760 Because I got to be extra and put some more. 1496 00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:04,760 I got paid too. 1497 00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:05,760 Hell yeah. 1498 00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:06,760 It was 90 bucks. 1499 00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:07,760 It was like 100 bucks. 1500 00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:10,240 But you was there the whole fucking day. 1501 00:53:10,240 --> 00:53:12,200 I got there at 6.30. 1502 00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:13,880 We didn't leave until 6 that night. 1503 00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:17,800 We was outside on the Huntsville airport. 1504 00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:22,440 We were basically, he was going off to space or whatever and he was walking out. 1505 00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:24,040 So what they did was like the Little Man movie. 1506 00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:26,200 You remember the Marlon Williams Little Man movie? 1507 00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:28,920 They put his head on a little person's body. 1508 00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:29,920 That's what they did. 1509 00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:31,880 And the little guy that was like the body for him. 1510 00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:32,880 Yeah. 1511 00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:33,880 You never seen that movie? 1512 00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:34,880 You making a face, JJ. 1513 00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:36,840 No, I'm saying I think this Bollywood movie is crazy. 1514 00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:37,840 Yeah. 1515 00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:38,840 Yeah, man. 1516 00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:39,840 That shit was lit, bro. 1517 00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:40,840 They had me and that bitch dancing. 1518 00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:41,840 They had us eating Indian food. 1519 00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:42,840 Man, I had gas after. 1520 00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:43,840 It was crazy. 1521 00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:44,840 Damn, bro. 1522 00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:45,840 I made some connection at the gas station, man. 1523 00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:46,840 Shout out to you, Abu. 1524 00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:47,840 I love you. 1525 00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:48,840 I'm fucking. 1526 00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:49,840 I'm just playing. 1527 00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:50,840 That's when I got, that's riffing. 1528 00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:51,840 That's just it. 1529 00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:54,840 But from what I gathered, it's a dude, he's going to the moon. 1530 00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:55,840 He wants to be an astronaut. 1531 00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:56,840 Yeah. 1532 00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:57,840 And his girlfriend's in a wheelchair? 1533 00:53:57,840 --> 00:53:58,840 Yeah. 1534 00:53:58,840 --> 00:53:59,840 I'm watching this on two die. 1535 00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:00,840 I never watched the whole movie. 1536 00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:01,840 Believe it or not. 1537 00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:02,840 I just wanted to see my fucking scene. 1538 00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:03,840 I'm like, I just wanted to like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm 1539 00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:11,420 like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like a beautiful, beautiful piece of it. 1540 00:54:11,420 --> 00:54:13,940 What was the reason why you stick in the picture? 1541 00:54:13,940 --> 00:54:18,880 Because that was, when you see the engine oil, and I had to stop, I was like, that's 1542 00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:20,760 why you should be in the picture. 1543 00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:23,760 Like, why would I just want a camera? 1544 00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:25,200 My whole wanted to do that. 1545 00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:26,920 I never watched the whole movie. 1546 00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:27,920 Believe it or not. 1547 00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:29,480 I just wanted to see my fucking scene. 1548 00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:30,480 I'm that guy. 1549 00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:31,480 I feel you on that. 1550 00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:32,480 And I'm in the front too and I got the camera faced the wrong way, but it's so funny. 1551 00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:33,480 Oh my God. 1552 00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:37,220 Yeah, man, you know Bollywood that's they feel it's like they do what's the they do musicals? 1553 00:54:37,220 --> 00:54:42,500 That's like their thing. So he did the guy that's the star in the movies like the Brad Pitt of that 1554 00:54:42,500 --> 00:54:47,020 Yeah over there. He's that he's that guy and he did come out and say hey, how y'all doing? 1555 00:54:47,020 --> 00:54:50,480 He looked at me now and I was like, what's up, bro? He's like, leave me the fuck alone 1556 00:54:52,860 --> 00:54:58,020 No, he was cool. He was pretty cool. Yeah got to do some so it was his face on the little dude 1557 00:54:58,020 --> 00:55:00,020 Yep, his big ass head 1558 00:55:00,020 --> 00:55:05,660 No, it's body. It was definitely with the head and the guy had to be no more than like maybe three four 1559 00:55:05,660 --> 00:55:08,120 Maybe four one maybe uh-huh 1560 00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:10,120 like you could pick him up and hold him like a baby like 1561 00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:15,020 Maybe like maybe look like a like a six seven year old at height whatever that is. Yeah 1562 00:55:15,020 --> 00:55:17,940 Yeah, yeah, but he was dancing his ass off in that movie 1563 00:55:19,020 --> 00:55:22,580 Check out zero man. You can find me. I'm at the end of the movie 1564 00:55:22,580 --> 00:55:27,140 It's like a hot second. You got a positive don't you gonna miss the fuck out of me? 1565 00:55:27,140 --> 00:55:31,420 But I got to do my shit shout out to you Netflix. I'm coming for you 1566 00:55:31,420 --> 00:55:37,860 I love it man when I think Bollywood I would not imagine somebody that looks like you being in a Bollywood 1567 00:55:37,860 --> 00:55:42,060 Yeah, they just needed extras. I was a cameraman and they like they had people dressed up like cameraman 1568 00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:48,480 Reporters cuz it's like a reporter scene. Oh, so you say you had the camera. I literally had the camera like 1569 00:55:49,340 --> 00:55:53,980 Cut on like I wasn't like in the movie. I'm a guy holding a camera. Yeah 1570 00:55:53,980 --> 00:55:56,900 I'm cameraman number one black cameraman number one 1571 00:55:57,820 --> 00:56:03,420 Yeah, they gave me this tight-ass vest everything they have pockets on only y'all can really goddamn put some of the shit together 1572 00:56:04,420 --> 00:56:06,420 And gave me a reason do not get up the camera 1573 00:56:08,180 --> 00:56:11,900 He was dead-ass serious. That's the way. Oh shit. Was it a real case? 1574 00:56:11,900 --> 00:56:16,700 It's a real the real fucking camera that thing was like three four bands like I'm holding in my hand 1575 00:56:16,700 --> 00:56:19,860 I'll be scared as you believe it or not. I threw out the whole movie 1576 00:56:19,860 --> 00:56:24,700 Like why my camera not working? Why is not working? They're motherfucking really cut on I was an old shit cuz I couldn't get it 1577 00:56:24,700 --> 00:56:28,260 To come on for some reason but it came on to work into the movie. She was real 1578 00:56:30,260 --> 00:56:34,900 I could do that bitch and rain get them out here. They was they was out there man. It was that was lit 1579 00:56:34,900 --> 00:56:36,900 Thank y'all for letting me do it 1580 00:56:37,060 --> 00:56:39,340 That's awesome. And how'd you find out about that? 1581 00:56:40,300 --> 00:56:45,120 Facebook believe it or not shot the Facebook for being like crucial when it comes to comedy 1582 00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:51,380 It helped me find a lot of shit to do here in Alabama. Okay, so I'm not like you. Yeah networking 1583 00:56:51,380 --> 00:56:53,780 Okay, and network on me about to get on it 1584 00:56:53,780 --> 00:57:00,440 You could take two hundred dollars on Facebook and turn it into zero dollars real quick on Facebook. Just watch out for them cash app scams 1585 00:57:01,900 --> 00:57:07,620 We know somebody you know them too. Oh a scam. Let me know. No, no who's getting scammed. Oh, man 1586 00:57:09,500 --> 00:57:12,880 First thing he said when I first time ever talked to him. He's like, yeah, I got these 1587 00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:17,220 Oh, he talking about the Russian girl the Germany girl. Yeah. Yes, but he's like I just got a cinder 1588 00:57:18,420 --> 00:57:25,320 $200 she gonna send me back 20 that no no, no, it's not and that's a man. So it's a Nigerian dude. Yeah, I'll boot to come 1589 00:57:26,220 --> 00:57:28,220 That is getting all your money 1590 00:57:28,740 --> 00:57:30,060 Stop it 1591 00:57:30,060 --> 00:57:35,260 But we all have been scammed at one point some of just we just take it once we catch on that we're being played 1592 00:57:35,260 --> 00:57:37,700 We cut it off. Yeah, we've all been scammed 1593 00:57:38,780 --> 00:57:40,780 Usually minus with drugs, but you know 1594 00:57:40,780 --> 00:57:42,780 Hey 1595 00:57:42,780 --> 00:57:49,020 Me too. I gave this man $20. Why is only list much weed? That's very sad in this one. I'm giving you a yo 1596 00:57:51,940 --> 00:57:53,940 Yo my weed man 1597 00:57:54,700 --> 00:57:56,180 Well, yeah 1598 00:57:56,180 --> 00:58:02,540 I'm happy. Yeah. Yeah. Damn dude. We were looking on your Facebook. Mm-hmm. How do you feel about your mama jokes? 1599 00:58:02,540 --> 00:58:06,660 I love them. You love them. Do you have a favorite? Yo mama joke my favorite 1600 00:58:06,660 --> 00:58:12,500 I like to like the one like your mama so fat she jumped in here. She got stuck like that. It's a clever one 1601 00:58:12,500 --> 00:58:14,500 Your mama so stupid 1602 00:58:14,500 --> 00:58:19,020 Damn, I can't think of right now. I can't think of that. We got a couple examples. You posted on Facebook 1603 00:58:19,020 --> 00:58:25,920 I did from 2012 god damn said your mama so fat. I had to take a train and two buses just to get on our good side 1604 00:58:27,300 --> 00:58:29,300 I was cooking 1605 00:58:29,620 --> 00:58:32,440 This this one's my favorite you said your mama so fat 1606 00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:37,040 She's 36 24 36, but that's her forearm neck and thigh 1607 00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:42,560 Did I might have copied it from somebody that boy sound clever as hell 1608 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:48,720 What else I got in there? You got a your mama so fat when she hauls ass she has friends come help 1609 00:58:55,840 --> 00:59:01,840 Yeah, that's all up yeah, that shit is dope yeah, nothing like a good your mama joke you like to roast too 1610 00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:05,600 I'm not the best roaster believe it or not. I'm terrible at this shit 1611 00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:11,720 I just say whatever coming to my first my first thought it's just I'm not a I don't know what I do sometime 1612 00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:13,220 I can't explain. I'm not a roaster 1613 00:59:13,220 --> 00:59:17,800 I mean I used to crack jokes at home with my mom and my parents with my brother all that maybe my brothers go back 1614 00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:21,000 And forth all the time, but like I don't consider myself to a roaster 1615 00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:24,340 I do watch a lot of roast on YouTube so I'm like 1616 00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:27,260 I'm kind of like if he like if you put me in a roast competition 1617 00:59:27,260 --> 00:59:32,720 I might make it kicked off first cuz that shit is terrible. I try to do it. It's not I'm not that guy 1618 00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:39,080 I'm not good-natured. I can't I might it just it just depends on that day if I'm like if I'm in a breakup situation 1619 00:59:39,080 --> 00:59:41,340 I want to just spit out evilness then 1620 00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:44,280 Must say some some god-awful shit 1621 00:59:45,080 --> 00:59:48,360 See I wrote a roast for everybody. I wrote one for YouTube, but you weren't there 1622 00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:53,320 It was like Ty Ty funny looks like he only dates business for the income tax check you got 1623 00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:58,040 Right hey boo, my name's Ty I want you you hope you got kids cuz I love them 1624 00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:04,320 Doing their broke boyfriend hug at the register. That is my staple hug that bitch from the back 1625 01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:08,340 And hit it from the back. She gonna give you paper just like that 1626 01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:21,400 This shit is nice this is nice so come on over here to clown college comedy 1627 01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:24,360 This shit is gorgeous in here 1628 01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:28,800 Appreciate it. We trying to do you know, it's janky promoter. We try we try 1629 01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:33,560 Honestly, man, it starts somewhere bro. It starts somewhere. You got 4k goddamn cameras 1630 01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:40,000 You got lights and it's it's beautiful. You got happiness and soul and and a white lady right here 1631 01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:45,100 Making sure I'm robin up and the steel and check the basket boo boo. It's okay 1632 01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:49,600 This is definitely the classiest studio you can smoke a cigarette in 1633 01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:51,600 Well, you got a new port size 1634 01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:59,880 You know the gusto I don't know what it means hopefully nothing bad you got your own what you got on right here 1635 01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:07,320 That's it go hard 1636 01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:12,560 I do this shit. I do this shit. I gotta speak up. Oh, yeah 1637 01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:20,480 Hell yeah. Yeah, you got merch everywhere. Where you find that up ex-girlfriend that had income taxes money 1638 01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:23,560 Thank you, boo 1639 01:01:24,040 --> 01:01:30,380 She was really good to me. I like your merch though. I like I appreciate him. I got a young comic 1640 01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:34,440 He met me he was just like bro. I want to work with you. I had a girl I'll date somebody 1641 01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:38,600 I'm always dating somebody to give me to where I need to be so they mean you on the next level 1642 01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:43,320 No, man, um, there's one girl gave me a 1643 01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:48,320 Logo and then she got her from her homeboy. He didn't fucking finish it 1644 01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:50,900 I'm like you need to go out there and give him some more pussy or something to finish this project 1645 01:01:51,560 --> 01:01:53,560 but um 1646 01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:57,380 She didn't I end up giving to somebody else and he worked on it and 1647 01:01:57,600 --> 01:02:02,060 It just ran from there and like he put the colors on there and everything and then charged me shit 1648 01:02:02,060 --> 01:02:06,760 I am appreciate you. I owe him to look a million dollars and I ain't got it right now 1649 01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:10,200 Hopefully the power ball tonight 1650 01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:17,040 Is the pool tonight? Yeah, man 700 million dollars. What would y'all do with this shit? You know what which on? 1651 01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:19,840 What I would do I wouldn't tell anybody 1652 01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:24,960 I was gonna ask y'all if y'all would but I'm gonna just tell you I wouldn't tell anybody and I wouldn't live 1653 01:02:24,960 --> 01:02:31,360 I know I say this now and you know, this is like but I wouldn't live and I would have a bomb-ass house 1654 01:02:31,360 --> 01:02:36,520 All right. Oh, yeah, but I would live somewhere like here like this will like here or Texas something like that 1655 01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:39,480 I would I would have a house there now what I would do with that much money 1656 01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:42,840 I have like a condo in New York and LA or Hawaii 1657 01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:46,760 You know what I'm saying? And that will be the way I spend my money cars and shit. Don't do it for me 1658 01:02:46,760 --> 01:02:49,320 I would have some cars. God damn you got you want car. Oh 1659 01:02:49,840 --> 01:02:52,960 My fat ass is gonna get a Ferrari and try to squeeze myself 1660 01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:56,360 I'm in that bitch 1661 01:02:56,360 --> 01:03:01,520 And what you get what you do I'm so bad at keeping secrets it would kill 1662 01:03:01,520 --> 01:03:04,160 I wouldn't I wouldn't tell anybody to like flex 1663 01:03:04,160 --> 01:03:08,360 I feel like I just randomly accidentally slip up and say I got like 700 1664 01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:13,600 Nobody gonna really believe you like off like they're gonna be like you win a goddamn lottery 1665 01:03:13,760 --> 01:03:18,060 It regards if they know you or not until you like do some like baller and shit 1666 01:03:18,060 --> 01:03:21,320 Yeah, what you're gonna do what that much you're gonna do something 1667 01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:24,440 You might it might not even be like buying a big-ass car or something 1668 01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:28,320 But you're gonna do some baller shit people gonna see it. I would go on trips for sure 1669 01:03:28,320 --> 01:03:32,160 Yeah, I definitely love to travel see the world have some cool experiences and shit 1670 01:03:32,160 --> 01:03:36,160 But when it comes to like cars and houses, I don't need that. See I'm way on the cars 1671 01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:38,680 I want a house because you know, you can put your movie theater in there 1672 01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:48,480 I wanted in the how I want to be like, oh, I'm about to go watch a movie click on the 4k project 1673 01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:55,000 Come on the shit that you know levels to the height to it. Come on. We got a bitch in the middle 1674 01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:58,160 I can put down man. I'm getting all the Instagram models 1675 01:03:59,760 --> 01:04:06,000 Pull up I got the money on the way out you got a clock in you got a clock 1676 01:04:08,240 --> 01:04:11,160 I'm gonna just start a trust fund start spitting in people's faces 1677 01:04:12,120 --> 01:04:14,120 Think I'm better than everybody 1678 01:04:14,120 --> 01:04:19,040 I'm gonna get like a transplant like a hair transplant get a fucking tiger hair mustache and shit 1679 01:04:19,040 --> 01:04:24,160 There's the most wild shit I can think of I would I would love to do some shit like um 1680 01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:28,360 I thought the funniest thing when I was a teenager was there's this youtuber his name's Danny Duncan 1681 01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:34,840 He would buy an expensive ass car like a nice Tesla and put some of the Texas Longhorns on it and like jack it 1682 01:04:34,840 --> 01:04:38,920 Up make it look ridiculous. I would do shit like that to where it's not even nice like 1683 01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:44,320 You're devaluing the car and you're just blowing money and shit cuz I think that's fun, man 1684 01:04:44,320 --> 01:04:46,800 I would want to have fun with it for sure. Hell. Yeah 1685 01:04:48,040 --> 01:04:53,160 I like those answers. I can't tell my mama cuz she gonna tell the whole family in the church 1686 01:04:55,160 --> 01:04:58,720 You got to give 10% you gotta give ties you gotta get your ties 1687 01:04:58,720 --> 01:05:03,600 The only thing about they do some people do that would you do it? Yeah. Yeah, I'd tap Jesus hand 1688 01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:09,440 I just want to find Jesus's hand or you tap whatever church. What are you saying? Jesus? I'm not tapping the church Jesus 1689 01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:13,280 Well, who are you giving the money to that Jesus when he come back? 1690 01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:15,280 I'm not tapping the church Jesus 1691 01:05:15,280 --> 01:05:18,880 Who are you giving the money to that Jesus when he come back? 1692 01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:22,880 Throw some to st. Jude's or something like that, you know, definitely a charity 1693 01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:28,880 But I would want to know I want to see these charity tax returns if I'm donating that much money 1694 01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:33,760 Yeah, I'm not donating for somebody to go get by Jaguar and shit 1695 01:05:33,760 --> 01:05:36,560 You don't need the kids or whatever the cause is 1696 01:05:36,560 --> 01:05:40,960 You could be like Jimmy Carter go out there and build those houses for people until you're like 90 years old 1697 01:05:40,960 --> 01:05:42,960 You can't move. Jimmy was hitting them hammers at night 1698 01:05:44,240 --> 01:05:49,360 I look out man. I just only thing is like if you win the fucking power barber like in Nashville 1699 01:05:49,360 --> 01:05:54,160 You have to they they stay they tell you how I didn't is like everybody knows really. Yeah 1700 01:05:54,160 --> 01:05:59,520 So in Tennessee that's their law. Yeah, but you can you might be able to do a trust fund if you'd like 1701 01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:02,720 You know find the right the people that can do it all that paperwork for you 1702 01:06:02,720 --> 01:06:05,680 Or you can go up there with a mask on maybe because I know some states 1703 01:06:05,680 --> 01:06:08,720 I think Florida's like people been wearing like the scream as you can pull that up 1704 01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:10,720 So later I won a powerball in Florida 1705 01:06:10,720 --> 01:06:15,120 She wore a scream as it won't nobody know who the fuck they was and to this day don't know who it is 1706 01:06:15,120 --> 01:06:18,640 They might have a name but they may not like this shit crazy 1707 01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:22,720 I don't want nobody know I won because I know my ex-girlfriend's gonna come back and say hey 1708 01:06:22,720 --> 01:06:25,520 I owe them money and I probably do but fuck you bitch you left me 1709 01:06:25,520 --> 01:06:27,520 Not this kind of money 1710 01:06:27,520 --> 01:06:29,520 Not this kind of money 1711 01:06:29,520 --> 01:06:31,520 Good for her 1712 01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:33,520 You do not know who that's the most brie in this idea 1713 01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:35,520 And with the gloves on I peep that 1714 01:06:35,520 --> 01:06:37,520 You can't even tell what color 1715 01:06:37,520 --> 01:06:39,520 Does it say your name on the check though? 1716 01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:41,520 I believe they got A. Campbell I believe is that what they say 1717 01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:43,520 It's a lot of A. Campbell's 1718 01:06:43,520 --> 01:06:45,520 You got soup 1719 01:06:45,520 --> 01:06:47,520 Campbell's soup 1720 01:06:47,520 --> 01:06:49,520 And it's got it's obviously a black person 1721 01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:51,520 I believe or is that 1722 01:06:51,520 --> 01:06:56,960 The black ladies around the picture is the committee or is just we don't I'm still trying to figure that picture out 1723 01:06:56,960 --> 01:06:58,960 That might be the family just like we know who it is 1724 01:06:58,960 --> 01:07:00,960 I don't know 1725 01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:02,960 I just always see a white man handing a big ass chick 1726 01:07:02,960 --> 01:07:04,960 That's why he's wondering 1727 01:07:04,960 --> 01:07:06,960 Yeah 1728 01:07:06,960 --> 01:07:08,960 But yeah that's one of my dreams is to hit the lottery 1729 01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:10,960 Yeah you gonna hit it in comedy man 1730 01:07:10,960 --> 01:07:12,960 The scene about to blow up 1731 01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:14,960 I'm ready 1732 01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:16,960 I've been thinking about moving I'm not gonna lie 1733 01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:18,960 What are you moving to? 1734 01:07:18,960 --> 01:07:20,960 I'm thinking about going to Seattle or Arizona 1735 01:07:20,960 --> 01:07:22,960 Somewhere like kind of different 1736 01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:24,960 Yeah I just want to do something different 1737 01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:26,960 I know people that move to Florida I know people that move to Texas 1738 01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:28,960 I know people that move to New York 1739 01:07:28,960 --> 01:07:30,960 I don't know what comedy they gonna move to 1740 01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:32,960 Up north down up all kind of shit 1741 01:07:32,960 --> 01:07:34,960 Is there a scene though in these places? 1742 01:07:34,960 --> 01:07:36,960 In Arizona for sure 1743 01:07:36,960 --> 01:07:38,960 It is 1744 01:07:38,960 --> 01:07:40,960 Arizona they got to stand up live in two other comedy clubs in that region 1745 01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:42,960 Yeah 1746 01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:44,960 So and then I was thinking about Seattle too 1747 01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:46,960 That's you know you can go out of California and Vegas and live in Seattle 1748 01:07:46,960 --> 01:07:48,960 So Seattle is a place where you can go 1749 01:07:48,960 --> 01:07:50,960 Live in Seattle so 1750 01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:52,960 Seattle got a major scene too I looked that up too 1751 01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:54,960 I always feel like you 1752 01:07:54,960 --> 01:07:56,960 You gotta be a working comment because if I was 1753 01:07:56,960 --> 01:07:58,960 Running a show like saying I was running a show 1754 01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:00,960 I would have you host it 1755 01:08:00,960 --> 01:08:02,960 It wouldn't even be a question 1756 01:08:02,960 --> 01:08:04,960 Cause you want like for the biggest 1757 01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:06,960 People if like saying I ran stand up live 1758 01:08:06,960 --> 01:08:08,960 You have the biggest people come through 1759 01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:10,960 You want Typhani there 1760 01:08:10,960 --> 01:08:12,960 Guaranteed energy 1761 01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:14,960 Guaranteed energy the crowd will 1762 01:08:14,960 --> 01:08:16,960 Will be paying attention to what's on stage 1763 01:08:16,960 --> 01:08:18,960 It's a no brainer 1764 01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:20,960 Get the crowd involved engaged and shit for sure 1765 01:08:20,960 --> 01:08:22,960 I appreciate that man I really do 1766 01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:24,960 I just take advantage of the opportunities 1767 01:08:24,960 --> 01:08:26,960 That was giving me man that's all shout out to 1768 01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:28,960 Shenanigans man Kimberly Wilson you are absolutely 1769 01:08:28,960 --> 01:08:30,960 Amazing I love you so much 1770 01:08:30,960 --> 01:08:32,960 She created Typhani believe it or not 1771 01:08:32,960 --> 01:08:34,960 Cause I wasn't I was doing 1772 01:08:34,960 --> 01:08:36,960 The comedy off the book and 1773 01:08:36,960 --> 01:08:38,960 Still you know learning or what not 1774 01:08:38,960 --> 01:08:40,960 I still pull out my notebook every now 1775 01:08:40,960 --> 01:08:42,960 And then I do write a lot 1776 01:08:42,960 --> 01:08:44,960 I just the improv 1777 01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:46,960 Classes that I took and joined the improv 1778 01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:48,960 Weasels and all of the programs 1779 01:08:48,960 --> 01:08:50,960 I've done with them like they have really 1780 01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:52,960 Pushed me to like be on the top 1781 01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:54,960 Of my toes when it comes to comedy 1782 01:08:54,960 --> 01:08:56,960 Yeah Shenanigans if you look that 1783 01:08:56,960 --> 01:08:58,960 Up google it they always 1784 01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:00,960 Have something going on 1785 01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:02,960 Improv 1786 01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:04,960 Improvisation 1787 01:09:04,960 --> 01:09:06,960 Improv classes 1788 01:09:06,960 --> 01:09:08,960 Improv definitely 1789 01:09:08,960 --> 01:09:10,960 Is like 1790 01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:12,960 Don't allow 1791 01:09:12,960 --> 01:09:14,960 Cool 1792 01:09:14,960 --> 01:09:16,960 Yeah but 1793 01:09:16,960 --> 01:09:18,960 But yeah Shenanigans is cool and that's the 1794 01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:20,960 First place I did stand up when I got here 1795 01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:22,960 And it's yours too? No no you just stand up live 1796 01:09:22,960 --> 01:09:24,960 But yeah I like 1797 01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:26,960 The stuff you write man I remember 1798 01:09:26,960 --> 01:09:28,960 One time you said this joke do you think lightning 1799 01:09:28,960 --> 01:09:30,960 Is just an alien drive by 1800 01:09:30,960 --> 01:09:32,960 That was some hot shit 1801 01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:34,960 I wrote it on my phone and I was like 1802 01:09:34,960 --> 01:09:36,960 I'm going to try it I appreciate you reminding me 1803 01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:38,960 Of that joke cause I haven't told it 1804 01:09:38,960 --> 01:09:40,960 But I didn't get nothing I didn't want to chuckle but I'm like 1805 01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:42,960 That might be something there 1806 01:09:42,960 --> 01:09:44,960 Oh for sure do something with that 1807 01:09:44,960 --> 01:09:46,960 I'm definitely going to play around with it 1808 01:09:46,960 --> 01:09:48,960 Like I know I got the 1809 01:09:48,960 --> 01:09:50,960 Most of my material comes from 1810 01:09:50,960 --> 01:09:52,960 True stories though like the Nigerian 1811 01:09:52,960 --> 01:09:54,960 Bed that's my mom 1812 01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:56,960 Did a million Nigerian 1813 01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:58,960 Me messed with the 1814 01:09:58,960 --> 01:10:00,960 Nipple joke the whole thing about my boobs 1815 01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:02,960 And all that I'm fat I don't care 1816 01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:04,960 I know I did 1817 01:10:04,960 --> 01:10:06,960 Mess with my first sexual experience was with a lesbian 1818 01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:08,960 She was 1819 01:10:08,960 --> 01:10:10,960 Bisexual when we got done 1820 01:10:10,960 --> 01:10:12,960 And she went back to being a lesbian 1821 01:10:12,960 --> 01:10:14,960 After that so but yeah that was 1822 01:10:14,960 --> 01:10:16,960 All true stories I try to take real 1823 01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:18,960 Life things and try to make them funny 1824 01:10:18,960 --> 01:10:20,960 And tell my story 1825 01:10:20,960 --> 01:10:22,960 One of my first jokes was big dick 1826 01:10:22,960 --> 01:10:24,960 Baby and I don't know if I ever tell that 1827 01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:26,960 Joke again but I might need to dust it off 1828 01:10:26,960 --> 01:10:28,960 And pull it out I had this baby 1829 01:10:28,960 --> 01:10:30,960 Girl put a baby on me and it 1830 01:10:30,960 --> 01:10:32,960 Was not mine so I called it big dick baby 1831 01:10:32,960 --> 01:10:34,960 So that was 1832 01:10:34,960 --> 01:10:36,960 That's how I knew the baby wasn't mine the baby had a 1833 01:10:36,960 --> 01:10:38,960 Big old dick 1834 01:10:38,960 --> 01:10:40,960 Who baby that's not that 1835 01:10:40,960 --> 01:10:42,960 On running our family 1836 01:10:42,960 --> 01:10:44,960 We didn't get that dick that's not the 1837 01:10:44,960 --> 01:10:46,960 Dick that runs that's why 1838 01:10:46,960 --> 01:10:48,960 Is it touching his kneecap that's disgusting 1839 01:10:48,960 --> 01:10:50,960 Oh my god 1840 01:10:50,960 --> 01:10:52,960 Yeah that was that's one of my first bits 1841 01:10:52,960 --> 01:10:54,960 But it was a true story I had to deal with 1842 01:10:54,960 --> 01:10:56,960 Deal with that and that was one of the 1843 01:10:56,960 --> 01:10:58,960 Saddest stories of my life I think that's what 1844 01:10:58,960 --> 01:11:00,960 Saved me too comedy saved me I tell 1845 01:11:00,960 --> 01:11:02,960 Anybody if you want to do comedy 1846 01:11:02,960 --> 01:11:04,960 It's not gonna cure all your problems but it 1847 01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:06,960 Damn sure saved me cause I was really like 1848 01:11:06,960 --> 01:11:08,960 I was at that point was like man I need to figure out 1849 01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:10,960 What the fuck I'm finna do with myself cause this shit ain't working 1850 01:11:10,960 --> 01:11:12,960 So I 1851 01:11:12,960 --> 01:11:14,960 I appreciate you we're glad you did 1852 01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:16,960 Of course man yeah 1853 01:11:16,960 --> 01:11:18,960 Wanna talk about your Twitter 1854 01:11:18,960 --> 01:11:20,960 My Twitter's disgusting 1855 01:11:20,960 --> 01:11:22,960 I know 1856 01:11:22,960 --> 01:11:24,960 Follow Time Funny on Twitter please 1857 01:11:24,960 --> 01:11:26,960 Follow Time Funny on Twitter 1858 01:11:26,960 --> 01:11:28,960 It's drummer boy 1859 01:11:28,960 --> 01:11:30,960 I think drummer boy 15 1860 01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:32,960 Drummer boy 19 it's disgusting 1861 01:11:32,960 --> 01:11:34,960 Boy BoI 1862 01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:36,960 Yeah man it is the most 1863 01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:38,960 Terribleest thing I have ever created in my life 1864 01:11:38,960 --> 01:11:40,960 The likes the favorites 1865 01:11:40,960 --> 01:11:42,960 Please don't do any of this stuff 1866 01:11:42,960 --> 01:11:44,960 Go to the likes 1867 01:11:44,960 --> 01:11:46,960 You will just see booty 1868 01:11:46,960 --> 01:11:48,960 Penises and white women 1869 01:11:48,960 --> 01:11:50,960 Don't just play 1870 01:11:50,960 --> 01:11:52,960 It's just ass and breasts 1871 01:11:52,960 --> 01:11:54,960 And you might catch a video of me performing 1872 01:11:54,960 --> 01:11:56,960 Felatio on somebody I just deleted it 1873 01:11:56,960 --> 01:11:58,960 But it might go back up at any moment 1874 01:11:58,960 --> 01:12:00,960 Um 1875 01:12:00,960 --> 01:12:02,960 I do this shit 1876 01:12:04,960 --> 01:12:06,960 He is Ty Funny the entertainer 1877 01:12:06,960 --> 01:12:08,960 I will play keyboard on your girlfriend ass 1878 01:12:14,960 --> 01:12:16,960 That's hilarious 1879 01:12:16,960 --> 01:12:18,960 I started 1880 01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:20,960 Cometed in what 2018 like my 1881 01:12:20,960 --> 01:12:22,960 First show was technically stand up live 1882 01:12:22,960 --> 01:12:24,960 I did the open mic 1883 01:12:24,960 --> 01:12:26,960 One time I got 1884 01:12:26,960 --> 01:12:28,960 Hit up by this guy the 3 minutes 1885 01:12:28,960 --> 01:12:30,960 The first one I ever did was 1886 01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:32,960 In 20 1887 01:12:32,960 --> 01:12:34,960 It was in 2018 but it was like a February 1888 01:12:34,960 --> 01:12:36,960 I did the first open mic 1889 01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:38,960 I brought so many people the person I was running the show 1890 01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:40,960 The club at that time was Jonathan Craig 1891 01:12:40,960 --> 01:12:42,960 Shout out to you man he put me on 1892 01:12:42,960 --> 01:12:44,960 He said come back he messaged me on Facebook 1893 01:12:44,960 --> 01:12:46,960 Come back again and do the open mic 1894 01:12:46,960 --> 01:12:48,960 But instead of you being in the 1895 01:12:48,960 --> 01:12:50,960 Bucket spot you going to get 5 extra 1896 01:12:50,960 --> 01:12:52,960 You going to get 2 extra minutes so I ended up doing 5 minutes 1897 01:12:52,960 --> 01:12:54,960 Did that one killed that shit 1898 01:12:54,960 --> 01:12:56,960 Then they said ok you did such a good 1899 01:12:56,960 --> 01:12:58,960 Head shot shout out to Matthew T 1900 01:12:58,960 --> 01:13:00,960 He gave me my first head shot 1901 01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:02,960 So I sent that to him too 1902 01:13:02,960 --> 01:13:04,960 Then they told me to come back for a showcase 1903 01:13:04,960 --> 01:13:06,960 I wasn't getting paid my first 1904 01:13:06,960 --> 01:13:08,960 I only been doing comedy for 3 months by that time 1905 01:13:08,960 --> 01:13:10,960 I did that showcase 1906 01:13:10,960 --> 01:13:12,960 And bombed so fucking hard 1907 01:13:12,960 --> 01:13:14,960 I'm blessed to say 1908 01:13:14,960 --> 01:13:16,960 I had to rebuild myself and learn 1909 01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:18,960 So it was a process 1910 01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:20,960 I tell anybody 1911 01:13:20,960 --> 01:13:22,960 You going to have some winning moments 1912 01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:24,960 Or you going to have some down moments 1913 01:13:24,960 --> 01:13:26,960 I was fucked up please don't ever do that 1914 01:13:26,960 --> 01:13:28,960 Because I threw up as soon as I got off stage 1915 01:13:28,960 --> 01:13:30,960 And that was the worst feeling ever 1916 01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:32,960 Because I'm like that wasn't funny that wasn't comedy 1917 01:13:32,960 --> 01:13:34,960 I was just a fat drunk man on stage 1918 01:13:34,960 --> 01:13:36,960 Humping the stage it was 1919 01:13:36,960 --> 01:13:38,960 Disgusting 1920 01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:40,960 I went through a lot of phases of comedy 1921 01:13:40,960 --> 01:13:42,960 It took me a while 1922 01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:44,960 But I appreciate that shit 1923 01:13:44,960 --> 01:13:46,960 So maybe that dude that does that act 1924 01:13:46,960 --> 01:13:48,960 You know what we talking about we don't say it's now 1925 01:13:48,960 --> 01:13:50,960 I don't 1926 01:13:50,960 --> 01:13:52,960 I saw the sci-fi episode and y'all 1927 01:13:52,960 --> 01:13:54,960 I'm mentioning it but I've never seen that guy 1928 01:13:54,960 --> 01:13:56,960 That one time we seen him at 1929 01:13:56,960 --> 01:13:58,960 Stand Up Live and Shenanigans 1930 01:13:58,960 --> 01:14:00,960 You've been there when he's 1931 01:14:00,960 --> 01:14:02,960 Been there 1932 01:14:02,960 --> 01:14:04,960 You probably be chilling out 1933 01:14:04,960 --> 01:14:06,960 I go smoke a cigarette real quick 1934 01:14:06,960 --> 01:14:08,960 Especially if the audience like 1935 01:14:08,960 --> 01:14:10,960 And you just up there like 1936 01:14:10,960 --> 01:14:12,960 But you know who he is 1937 01:14:12,960 --> 01:14:14,960 He look like Frozo 1938 01:14:14,960 --> 01:14:16,960 From where my super suit 1939 01:14:16,960 --> 01:14:18,960 What's the name of that 1940 01:14:18,960 --> 01:14:20,960 Incredible 1941 01:14:20,960 --> 01:14:22,960 Where my super suit 1942 01:14:22,960 --> 01:14:24,960 I don't know who he is though 1943 01:14:24,960 --> 01:14:26,960 I really don't know 1944 01:14:26,960 --> 01:14:28,960 I don't know 1945 01:14:28,960 --> 01:14:30,960 I think he won one time when he did that too 1946 01:14:30,960 --> 01:14:32,960 I ain't seen him in a while 1947 01:14:32,960 --> 01:14:34,960 I know that happened to me 1948 01:14:34,960 --> 01:14:36,960 I did a showcase 1949 01:14:36,960 --> 01:14:38,960 In Peary, Illinois 1950 01:14:38,960 --> 01:14:40,960 At a Rich Pires club called the Jew Box 1951 01:14:40,960 --> 01:14:42,960 In Illinois competition 1952 01:14:42,960 --> 01:14:44,960 And it was a drunk dude he came in there 1953 01:14:44,960 --> 01:14:46,960 I'm going to tell some jokes but y'all want to see 1954 01:14:46,960 --> 01:14:48,960 Y'all make a motherfucking laugh watch me 1955 01:14:48,960 --> 01:14:50,960 Fuck the shit out of that dude 1956 01:14:50,960 --> 01:14:52,960 For like five minutes 1957 01:14:52,960 --> 01:14:54,960 He had us in there dying but the problem was 1958 01:14:54,960 --> 01:14:56,960 I think he thought he was going to win but we 1959 01:14:56,960 --> 01:14:58,960 Was laughing at him and out with him 1960 01:14:58,960 --> 01:15:00,960 The dude that followed behind that he said 1961 01:15:00,960 --> 01:15:02,960 What do I have to say he just fed off of that 1962 01:15:02,960 --> 01:15:04,960 So that's why he won like he just 1963 01:15:04,960 --> 01:15:06,960 He just got to be at the right place at the right time 1964 01:15:06,960 --> 01:15:08,960 I knew my set wasn't worth a damn but I only had 1965 01:15:08,960 --> 01:15:10,960 Five minutes and so I just 1966 01:15:10,960 --> 01:15:12,960 You know I work with what I got but that was in 2019 1967 01:15:12,960 --> 01:15:14,960 He look like that 1968 01:15:14,960 --> 01:15:16,960 Who is that 1969 01:15:16,960 --> 01:15:18,960 You wouldn't know he looks just like that 1970 01:15:18,960 --> 01:15:20,960 It's a black dude that be on the stage humping 1971 01:15:20,960 --> 01:15:22,960 Yup 1972 01:15:22,960 --> 01:15:24,960 I think he was doing more finger work 1973 01:15:24,960 --> 01:15:26,960 Licking the microphone 1974 01:15:26,960 --> 01:15:28,960 He was 1975 01:15:28,960 --> 01:15:30,960 Going to town too 1976 01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:32,960 That could have been a Me Too movement 1977 01:15:32,960 --> 01:15:34,960 Right there 1978 01:15:34,960 --> 01:15:36,960 Microphone phylochrome 1979 01:15:36,960 --> 01:15:38,960 Licking the mic 1980 01:15:38,960 --> 01:15:40,960 I don't know he might not have been doing it that long 1981 01:15:40,960 --> 01:15:42,960 I think he has though 1982 01:15:42,960 --> 01:15:44,960 I've seen him do that same act at least like four months apart 1983 01:15:44,960 --> 01:15:46,960 So that's been consistently 1984 01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:48,960 In the rotation 1985 01:15:48,960 --> 01:15:50,960 He might kill the black room 1986 01:15:50,960 --> 01:15:52,960 It depends 1987 01:15:52,960 --> 01:15:54,960 I want to see this shit 1988 01:15:54,960 --> 01:15:56,960 He might 1989 01:15:56,960 --> 01:15:58,960 I know I didn't 1990 01:15:58,960 --> 01:16:00,960 I'm not from here I gotta keep reminding myself 1991 01:16:00,960 --> 01:16:02,960 So I gotta sometimes pull myself back 1992 01:16:02,960 --> 01:16:04,960 Cause I know I have a vulgar mouth 1993 01:16:04,960 --> 01:16:06,960 Cause you from uh 1994 01:16:06,960 --> 01:16:08,960 Milwaukee, Wisconsin 1995 01:16:08,960 --> 01:16:10,960 Don't you know and all that we don't sound like that 1996 01:16:10,960 --> 01:16:12,960 I'm from the hood 1997 01:16:12,960 --> 01:16:14,960 I'm raised like everybody in Milwaukee 1998 01:16:14,960 --> 01:16:16,960 They if you black 1999 01:16:16,960 --> 01:16:18,960 Or any ethnicity 2000 01:16:18,960 --> 01:16:20,960 I got talk shit 2001 01:16:20,960 --> 01:16:22,960 You always around somebody that say they from 2002 01:16:22,960 --> 01:16:24,960 Chicago and y'all just 2003 01:16:24,960 --> 01:16:26,960 Kind of vibe off the energy 2004 01:16:26,960 --> 01:16:28,960 So we always kind of I was not a 2005 01:16:28,960 --> 01:16:30,960 Hood kid but I was around the hood 2006 01:16:30,960 --> 01:16:32,960 I guess you could say 2007 01:16:32,960 --> 01:16:34,960 The drive bys was alarm clocks 2008 01:16:34,960 --> 01:16:36,960 And lullaby 2009 01:16:36,960 --> 01:16:38,960 And them pop pop pop 2010 01:16:38,960 --> 01:16:40,960 That shit was real 2011 01:16:40,960 --> 01:16:42,960 The whole neighborhood is just the surrounding area 2012 01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:44,960 I know I got family in Milwaukee 2013 01:16:44,960 --> 01:16:46,960 Yeah exactly what you 2014 01:16:46,960 --> 01:16:48,960 Talk about 2015 01:16:48,960 --> 01:16:50,960 I love you I miss you Milwaukee 2016 01:16:50,960 --> 01:16:52,960 So hold on 2017 01:16:52,960 --> 01:16:54,960 Uh 2018 01:16:54,960 --> 01:16:56,960 Are we out? Oh dog costume 2019 01:16:56,960 --> 01:16:58,960 For job visiting kids 2020 01:16:58,960 --> 01:17:00,960 Oh I worked at the early works museum I told you 2021 01:17:00,960 --> 01:17:02,960 I done been I done had so many god 2022 01:17:02,960 --> 01:17:04,960 Damn jobs 2023 01:17:04,960 --> 01:17:06,960 Till I found comedy I found comedy when I was 28 2024 01:17:06,960 --> 01:17:08,960 So I'm a lake bloomer 2025 01:17:08,960 --> 01:17:10,960 I was like my second job here in 2026 01:17:10,960 --> 01:17:12,960 Alabama I just took anything 2027 01:17:12,960 --> 01:17:14,960 Cause I need to make some money and 2028 01:17:16,960 --> 01:17:18,960 I played as a mascot at early works 2029 01:17:18,960 --> 01:17:20,960 Museum is uh what was the name of the dog 2030 01:17:20,960 --> 01:17:22,960 Um shit 2031 01:17:22,960 --> 01:17:24,960 Uh not brownie 2032 01:17:24,960 --> 01:17:26,960 His name was Biscuit 2033 01:17:26,960 --> 01:17:28,960 No not that dog but yeah 2034 01:17:28,960 --> 01:17:30,960 You can pull it up on facebook 2035 01:17:30,960 --> 01:17:32,960 You said early works 2036 01:17:32,960 --> 01:17:34,960 Yeah I was early works museum 2037 01:17:34,960 --> 01:17:36,960 My name was Biscuit when I put on the suit 2038 01:17:36,960 --> 01:17:38,960 I seen y'all some clips of me 2039 01:17:38,960 --> 01:17:40,960 Like underneath the suit and putting it on 2040 01:17:40,960 --> 01:17:42,960 And um it was 2041 01:17:42,960 --> 01:17:44,960 That was damn show a fucking job I tell you that 2042 01:17:46,960 --> 01:17:48,960 So you worked at early works 2043 01:17:48,960 --> 01:17:50,960 Early works museum 2044 01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:52,960 What's the running rebels 2045 01:17:52,960 --> 01:17:54,960 The running rebels was a community center I used to go to all the time 2046 01:17:54,960 --> 01:17:56,960 That was one of the safe havens in 2047 01:17:56,960 --> 01:17:58,960 Milwaukee um I 2048 01:17:58,960 --> 01:18:00,960 I wanted to do music believe it or not before I got into comedy 2049 01:18:00,960 --> 01:18:02,960 And I was a drummer 2050 01:18:02,960 --> 01:18:04,960 I wanted I wanted I went from drumming 2051 01:18:04,960 --> 01:18:06,960 To being in the studio trying to be a producer 2052 01:18:06,960 --> 01:18:08,960 So I was like one of the things I wanted to 2053 01:18:08,960 --> 01:18:10,960 Transition into and I kind of ended up 2054 01:18:10,960 --> 01:18:12,960 Not going in that direction I got more than like singing 2055 01:18:12,960 --> 01:18:14,960 And like rapping and writing and all that 2056 01:18:14,960 --> 01:18:16,960 Still played the drums 2057 01:18:16,960 --> 01:18:18,960 I used to volunteer there 2058 01:18:18,960 --> 01:18:20,960 Then I used to I took a job there to work there 2059 01:18:20,960 --> 01:18:22,960 As a youth aide and all that 2060 01:18:22,960 --> 01:18:24,960 It was a that's one of the shots 2061 01:18:24,960 --> 01:18:26,960 Running rebels too they created top funny too 2062 01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:28,960 I got to be funny around them and 2063 01:18:28,960 --> 01:18:30,960 Create this this personality I guess you can say 2064 01:18:30,960 --> 01:18:32,960 Yeah that's one of the things you want 2065 01:18:32,960 --> 01:18:34,960 Definitely want to do in comedy's creative personality 2066 01:18:34,960 --> 01:18:36,960 Like a caricature like just like you 2067 01:18:36,960 --> 01:18:38,960 But you want steroids kind of sort 2068 01:18:38,960 --> 01:18:40,960 Yeah and I want if I if I uh 2069 01:18:40,960 --> 01:18:42,960 Write a character for you 2070 01:18:42,960 --> 01:18:44,960 Would you play it in the skit? You got damn right 2071 01:18:44,960 --> 01:18:46,960 Okay what you need me to do 2072 01:18:46,960 --> 01:18:48,960 I can do something with you I got an idea for what skit 2073 01:18:48,960 --> 01:18:50,960 To I'm going to I'm going to do it after 2074 01:18:50,960 --> 01:18:52,960 After okay say listen y'all going to be 2075 01:18:52,960 --> 01:18:54,960 In for a treat yeah yeah yeah 2076 01:18:54,960 --> 01:18:56,960 We don't want to show them everything not everything 2077 01:18:56,960 --> 01:18:58,960 We got to ask them while they were on camera 2078 01:18:58,960 --> 01:19:00,960 We're going to obligated to say yes 2079 01:19:00,960 --> 01:19:02,960 You're going to be at me and doing sacrifices and shit 2080 01:19:02,960 --> 01:19:04,960 Cut the chicken head 2081 01:19:06,960 --> 01:19:08,960 Alright Ty I want to thank you for coming 2082 01:19:08,960 --> 01:19:10,960 Oh we leaving 2083 01:19:10,960 --> 01:19:12,960 This was fun 2084 01:19:12,960 --> 01:19:14,960 This was a great one I hope it wasn't too long 2085 01:19:14,960 --> 01:19:16,960 I hope you all stayed and watched and enjoyed yourselves 2086 01:19:16,960 --> 01:19:18,960 Thank y'all 2087 01:19:18,960 --> 01:19:20,960 Once you started talking nobody's leaving 2088 01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:22,960 This podcast until it was over 2089 01:19:22,960 --> 01:19:24,960 I feel special man 2090 01:19:24,960 --> 01:19:26,960 Shout out to this Bud Light 2091 01:19:26,960 --> 01:19:28,960 The clapping in my ears 2092 01:19:28,960 --> 01:19:30,960 Amazing audience 2093 01:19:30,960 --> 01:19:32,960 Thank you all your people your famousness 2094 01:19:32,960 --> 01:19:34,960 Your majesty 2095 01:19:34,960 --> 01:19:36,960 Well okay so what we're going to do 2096 01:19:36,960 --> 01:19:38,960 You're going to talk into this camera 2097 01:19:38,960 --> 01:19:40,960 Right here anything you got to promote 2098 01:19:40,960 --> 01:19:42,960 And your at's and 2099 01:19:42,960 --> 01:19:44,960 I know you got a lot of them 2100 01:19:44,960 --> 01:19:46,960 So Instagram Ty underscore 2101 01:19:46,960 --> 01:19:48,960 Funny 07 07 2102 01:19:48,960 --> 01:19:50,960 TikTok Ty underscore 2103 01:19:50,960 --> 01:19:52,960 Funny 07 07 2104 01:19:52,960 --> 01:19:54,960 Facebook Ty funny or you can just type 2105 01:19:54,960 --> 01:19:56,960 Intraverous strong that's my government name 2106 01:19:56,960 --> 01:19:58,960 He owe people money 2107 01:19:58,960 --> 01:20:00,960 So you should just go with Ty funny 2108 01:20:00,960 --> 01:20:02,960 I got a show on January 2109 01:20:02,960 --> 01:20:04,960 13th in Tennessee 2110 01:20:04,960 --> 01:20:06,960 And I got another one on January 2111 01:20:06,960 --> 01:20:08,960 7th in Chattanooga 2112 01:20:08,960 --> 01:20:10,960 You can go to both my social medias 2113 01:20:10,960 --> 01:20:12,960 All my social medias and find them more information 2114 01:20:12,960 --> 01:20:14,960 And dates and all that stuff 2115 01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:16,960 You all coming for a treat man cause I do this shit 2116 01:20:16,960 --> 01:20:18,960 Like it's been a minute but I do this shit 2117 01:20:18,960 --> 01:20:20,960 I definitely do 2118 01:20:20,960 --> 01:20:22,960 You'll be doing this shit 2119 01:20:22,960 --> 01:20:24,960 Alright 2120 01:20:24,960 --> 01:20:26,960 Thanks man 2121 01:20:26,960 --> 01:20:28,960 I got gifts for y'all I can't wait to get y'all stuff 2122 01:20:28,960 --> 01:20:30,960 Oh shit 2123 01:20:30,960 --> 01:20:32,960 Do it real quick 2124 01:20:32,960 --> 01:20:34,960 Hell yeah cause I want to see actually 2125 01:20:34,960 --> 01:20:36,960 Let me see 2126 01:20:36,960 --> 01:20:38,960 Okay it's a large 2127 01:20:38,960 --> 01:20:40,960 I got all the black people black ones and the white people white ones 2128 01:20:40,960 --> 01:20:42,960 I'm not racist 2129 01:20:42,960 --> 01:20:44,960 That's what happens 2130 01:20:44,960 --> 01:20:46,960 It's the way it needs to be 2131 01:20:46,960 --> 01:20:48,960 I'm not racist either I'm just joking 2132 01:20:48,960 --> 01:20:50,960 Now I gotta wait to wash mine until I got a whole bunch of other white clothes 2133 01:20:50,960 --> 01:20:52,960 I got you 2134 01:20:52,960 --> 01:20:54,960 I got you large 2135 01:20:54,960 --> 01:20:56,960 I got you extra large 2136 01:20:56,960 --> 01:20:58,960 Put them in the camera for me man show them all 2137 01:20:58,960 --> 01:21:00,960 Hell yeah 2138 01:21:00,960 --> 01:21:02,960 Look at all these top funny babies 2139 01:21:02,960 --> 01:21:04,960 Look at that 2140 01:21:04,960 --> 01:21:06,960 I want to see it too 2141 01:21:06,960 --> 01:21:08,960 I got the barcode on my sleeve 2142 01:21:08,960 --> 01:21:10,960 Shout out to you Jazz 2143 01:21:10,960 --> 01:21:12,960 I appreciate you 2144 01:21:12,960 --> 01:21:14,960 My momma Peace Creations 2145 01:21:14,960 --> 01:21:16,960 She definitely do this shit man 2146 01:21:16,960 --> 01:21:18,960 This your momma does this? 2147 01:21:18,960 --> 01:21:20,960 My momma made this shirt she edited it 2148 01:21:20,960 --> 01:21:22,960 They all worked together on this shit 2149 01:21:22,960 --> 01:21:24,960 It was my 34th birthday 2150 01:21:24,960 --> 01:21:26,960 They gave me all this shit 2151 01:21:26,960 --> 01:21:28,960 I appreciate it 2152 01:21:28,960 --> 01:21:30,960 No problem and I appreciate y'all for having me on the show 2153 01:21:30,960 --> 01:21:32,960 Hell yeah 2154 01:21:32,960 --> 01:21:52,960 Alright