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This week on Clown College.

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I bet they give you a hard time about getting on the plane.

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Why?

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Oh yeah.

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You know what?

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But I have never got searched.

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Oh randomly selected?

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Not, never one time.

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Randomly selected?

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Right.

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They're like, he's sweating but we know why.

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Just come on through.

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Yeah.

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That's the same thing.

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If I'm honest, Golden Girls.

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Oh.

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I watched that one with my grandma.

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Taught me everything I know about sex and relationships.

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Blanche.

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Yeah.

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Blanche.

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She was a loose one.

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Blanche was naughty.

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It explains why I still have a thing for wealthy older men.

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This is the Clown College podcast.

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We're just a couple open micers trying to make our way through the scene.

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Where we interview comedians throughout different stages of their comedy career.

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No matter if they're open micers, headliners, or traveling comedians.

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I'm here too.

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Jamie 2.0.

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I just talk a lot more.

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Damn it Brandon.

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Go sit in the corner.

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Welcome back to Clown College Comedy.

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Episode seven.

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Episode seven.

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Wow.

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One for every day of the week.

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One for every day.

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Hell yeah.

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Well, have yourself a good time.

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Brandon, how you feeling dude?

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Man, I'm good.

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You're looking beautiful today.

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I feel beautiful man.

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I've been having a good day.

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I mean, except for gas.

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I went to the gas station.

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You're telling me.

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And whoever's hands was that fucking musty.

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Where the shit stunk that bad.

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The handle?

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The gas pump?

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Yes man.

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It smelled like shit.

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It might have been shit.

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Yeah, I just lifted up and I was like, I gotta go wash my fucking hands now.

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Must have been Charlie got off from a shit with the sewer.

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Maybe.

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Hey, he needs gas too Brandon.

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Can't be judging him dude.

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Somebody's gotta fucking do it.

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True that.

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Charlie's like Mike Rowe.

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Huh?

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He's like Mike Rowe.

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Dirty jobs.

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Dirty jobs.

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Damn.

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Shout out Charlie.

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Shout out Charlie.

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Oh Charles.

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Charles Fisherman.

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Oh, so what's been new?

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Oh man, dude, my grandma adopted this dog.

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She got a dog?

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Yeah, and you know, she did the right thing.

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She went to the shelter.

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We didn't go to a breeder or nothing, but when you get them from the shelter, they're

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at the shelter for a reason, dude.

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I'm sorry.

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They're fucked up.

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The dog's mentally challenged and I just started saying mentally challenged so I might be as

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Take one to know.

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What do you mean mentally challenged?

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He got hit by a fucking car, dude.

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He walks with a limp.

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He walks like, if these are his four legs and the normal dog walks like this, he's got

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two over here, two over here and he's like, he looks like a fucking sidewinder and his

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tongue's never in his mouth, dude.

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He's one of them.

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Half pit bull, half boxer, full of energy.

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Good dog.

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You know, he just a little, he lags behind sometimes.

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You got a Brandon dog like that Dom dog.

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Remember?

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What you mean?

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Remember when we had the Dom dog?

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I said half German Shepherd, half pit bull.

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Brandon got them jokes there.

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Yep.

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I'm going to get it back Monday.

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You're going to roast the shit out of me.

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Half boxer, half pit bull, dude.

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He's Leon Edwards.

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Ooh, man.

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That dude's tough.

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Now I just found out that Brandon's terrified of animals.

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Some of them.

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That tracks.

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That tracks.

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I never thought about it.

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You want to explain what happened at Jake's house?

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So I went to Jake Muncie's house and he had a cat and as soon as he let the cat out.

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Squeaks.

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Squeaks.

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Squeaks came up and see, I got to get used to cats.

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This is my third time ever seeing a cat in person, holding it or touching it.

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I didn't touch it or hold it.

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So every time it came up to me, I just stand up naturally.

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Just be like, okay.

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And everybody, you can sit down.

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It's okay.

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I don't, because I don't know, man.

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What's going to happen?

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The cat is the nicest cat in the world.

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I know.

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I know.

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He was so cool.

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I'm going to hold him next time.

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I told him I said I promised him.

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He's working his way up to it.

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Everybody was telling him to hold him that Jake would just have him on him and then he'll

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let him down.

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And then if the cat came by Brandon anywhere, like within five feet, Brandon just stood

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up.

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Why he's talking like, cause he talks, he'll talk for two hours straight.

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He also told us bat shit crazy stories for two hours straight.

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Okay, man.

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I'm scared of pussy too.

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Sometimes it happens.

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That was a scared ass pussy.

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I'm going to get used to it.

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Especially when they're all hairy like squeaks is.

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You don't like full bush?

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Oh, hey, I did it for the, for the joke.

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For the love of the game.

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I'm down full bus or not.

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George W and HW scared of squeaks.

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I will say we were, I went over to Jake's record a podcast and squeaks was on the, that

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little round table and Jake was like, I fixed the map African Greenland where I was like,

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I didn't fucking, nobody knows that besides you, Jake.

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I hope you know that people are not aware of this fucking geography that you're concerned

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about.

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But he was squeaks was straight up.

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It's that's his dude.

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He's got a fucking wood map.

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Each piece, each country is its own wooden piece that he put together on the wall and

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spaced it out.

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Like the Mercator projection is bad ass.

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I mean, it's awesome.

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It's awesome.

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I mean how, but how he thinks anybody, he could have put a whole country in it.

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What place it wasn't supposed to be.

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You could throw 15 fake countries and nobody would know.

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Nobody would know.

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Dom can't even locate the countries that he was stationed in.

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There's no way I could find Kirkistan right now.

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Squeaks was up there on like that round table and we were just doing it.

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And I went to like adjust the mic a little bit in the middle and he clawed the shit out

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of me.

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Oh, so he does have a, he does have a mean streak in them, dude.

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Plus I saw you do that thing.

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He called you.

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But like, it was just like, barely.

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I just, Jake's probably been like, don't say that about me.

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Don't say that.

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I'm sorry, Jake.

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It happened, dude.

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Don't deny it.

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Don't be a victim.

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I mean, Jake was in there giving that bad squeaks a full body massage.

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Oh my God.

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He loves that cat.

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I love the fact that he loves that cat.

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It's just so awesome to see people genuinely passionate about something.

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And it's so funny, like his humor is so dark, but he's so loving towards the cat.

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Yes.

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And you saw that fucking civil war musket he's got up.

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Oh yeah.

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Yeah.

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That was the first thing I saw.

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That's crazy, dude.

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Oh my God.

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I went to the gun range for my first time.

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What?

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And I did good.

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You passed the sight test?

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Oh no, they just let me in there.

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Yeah, of course.

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That's how it did.

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What happened?

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What'd you shoot?

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What'd you shoot?

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Man, I shot up whatever they handed me.

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Handgun, shotgun.

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Yeah, it was handgun.

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My uncle has two.

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He has one for laser, then my mom got one for laser.

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So everybody was just like, Brandon, you want to shoot this one?

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Don't fuck with Brandon.

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And I was doing really like, yeah, I even got a picture.

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Look at how dumb I look in this picture.

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Oh my God.

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I'm going to shoot this one.

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I'm going to shoot this one.

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I'm going to shoot this one.

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And I was doing really like, yeah, I even got a picture, look at how dumb I look in

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this picture.

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I look crazy.

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Because I'm so like, you got me next to the gun range, I'm just...

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Everybody like, what the fuck?

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He's got the gun like he does the pointies.

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Yeah, they were like, you're too happy, Brandon.

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And you know what was crazy when I was there, though?

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As soon as I got there, I looked back, there was a whole fucking class of rabbis, which

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you guys are some good...

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What?

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Yeah, and they were shooting it down too.

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Rabbis?

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Yeah, one day he was like, this is how you shoot this.

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I just heard...

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I'm like, damn.

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What the fuck was they shooting?

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The anti-Semitism is ramping up.

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They ain't fucking having it, dude.

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Hey, you bet.

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Y'all better stick with it.

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Those Alabama rabbis.

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It was like rifles and shotguns, man.

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The big shit.

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Okay, I'm going to stop.

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Desert Eagles, they're Israeli made.

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I'm going to stop using my Jew jokes.

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I'm scared of these, my boy.

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There's going to be a red dot in your head.

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They might pull out.

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I knew you were Indian.

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And they're going to teach them too.

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See, if you click right there, yep, you did it right.

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You're the true one.

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Damn, dude.

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Oh shit.

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I went to Stand Up Live.

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It was Jaylen Brown and Dan Price's first time, I believe, performing at Stand Up Live

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on a show, right?

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On a page show.

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Congratulations, Dan and Jaylen.

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Congratulations.

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You'll see Dan later.

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Yeah, in just a couple minutes.

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Hey!

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Sound effects.

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We're the sound effects.

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We're legit now, dude.

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Hell yeah.

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I don't know what the fuck that was.

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But Jaylen went first.

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Well, Scott Easton did.

274
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He went first.

275
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He opened it up.

276
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And then Jaylen went and I swear, just murdered.

277
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And Jaylen, he's on the first episode.

278
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Go watch him.

279
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You'll understand his mind.

280
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Hilarious.

281
00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:15,560
And he's hilarious.

282
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And he says the riskiest jokes.

283
00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:19,240
And it worked with every single person in there.

284
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I love it.

285
00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:21,240
I love it.

286
00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:22,240
I ordered it off, had a callback.

287
00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:25,480
I won't give away any of his jokes, but it was beautiful.

288
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Dan went up next.

289
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Dan killed him.

290
00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:31,080
It was some older rowdy older ladies in the front.

291
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Dan's favorite.

292
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They loved it.

293
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It was some Dan, baby.

294
00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:37,320
Dan Price, pay the price, dude.

295
00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:38,320
The price is right.

296
00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:39,320
Hell yeah.

297
00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:40,320
The price is right, dude.

298
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That was fun.

299
00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:43,520
And then went to Shenanigans after.

300
00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:45,520
And fucking Jake Muncie won Shenanigans.

301
00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:46,520
Yep, he won.

302
00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:47,520
Won the open mic.

303
00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:48,520
He killed him, though.

304
00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:49,520
100 doll heads.

305
00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:50,520
Oh my gosh.

306
00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:54,320
Behind enemy lines, dude.

307
00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:55,320
Saving Private Ryan.

308
00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:58,640
Came back down 20 in the fourth quarter, dude.

309
00:08:58,640 --> 00:08:59,640
Lighted out.

310
00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:00,640
Tracy McGrady.

311
00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:01,640
13 points in 30 seconds, dude.

312
00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:02,640
They love him.

313
00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:03,640
Yeah, he was great.

314
00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:04,640
I love it, dude.

315
00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:05,640
I love it.

316
00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:06,640
Yeah, yeah.

317
00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:07,640
He's a beast.

318
00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:08,640
He's an upcomer.

319
00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:09,640
He was on.

320
00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:10,640
He's filled in for you.

321
00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:11,640
Yep.

322
00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:12,640
On Nico's episode.

323
00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:17,040
And we'll get him on his own episode because his money just works.

324
00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:18,040
I love Jake.

325
00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:19,040
That's my guy.

326
00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:20,040
Jake.

327
00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:24,360
I honestly think, like in terms of my humor, I truly do think he's the funniest person

328
00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:27,320
in Huntsville in terms of like what I find funny.

329
00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:29,560
Like something about his style just resonates with me.

330
00:09:29,560 --> 00:09:33,000
I like it because it's smart, it's quick, you don't know what's going to happen.

331
00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,600
He always beats you to the punch.

332
00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:35,600
Always.

333
00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:36,600
I know his jokes.

334
00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:37,600
I still laugh.

335
00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:38,600
Yeah.

336
00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:39,600
Same here.

337
00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:40,600
I know his jokes and I still get surprised.

338
00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:41,600
I can't get it.

339
00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:42,600
When Jake goes up, I pay attention.

340
00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:43,600
Same here.

341
00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:44,600
It's just the way he performs.

342
00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:46,600
You motherfuckers don't want to know the truth.

343
00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:47,600
I love that.

344
00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:48,600
They don't want you to know the truth.

345
00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:49,600
That's just fucking bad.

346
00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:50,600
They don't want you to know the truth.

347
00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:53,960
I'm trying to tell you, but they don't want you to know.

348
00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:54,960
I'm drunk.

349
00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:55,960
Yeah.

350
00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:56,960
Yeah, he's perfect, man.

351
00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:58,960
And he's so chill up there too, man.

352
00:09:58,960 --> 00:09:59,960
Amazing.

353
00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:02,200
You know he's nervous, but it doesn't come off that way.

354
00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:06,720
I only know he's nervous because I know him as a person.

355
00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:09,280
You would think he's stone cold up there.

356
00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:11,320
Just out there doing it for the love of the game.

357
00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:13,200
Literally sitting in the pocket, dude.

358
00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:16,400
He will sit down on that stool and still crack everybody up.

359
00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:18,320
Like on Wednesday when he sat down.

360
00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:20,400
Dude, I fucking love it.

361
00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:21,400
So nonchalant.

362
00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:22,560
Just going out there.

363
00:10:22,560 --> 00:10:23,800
He knows that shit is funny.

364
00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:24,800
Hell yeah.

365
00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:25,800
But he doesn't.

366
00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:27,640
But it is.

367
00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:28,920
He doesn't know, but he knows.

368
00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:29,920
Yeah, exactly.

369
00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:30,920
You know what I'm saying?

370
00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:33,440
He'll be like, I don't know.

371
00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:34,440
He knows, dude.

372
00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:38,640
You go, whenever you go to all these open mics and you get a new crowd and they're laughing

373
00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:39,640
every single time.

374
00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,800
I mean, they're laughing.

375
00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:46,560
Even we went, there was one at Boxcar where the people, there was two, only two people

376
00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:51,120
there and they did not like the one of his jokes about school shooting.

377
00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:55,320
And they didn't like that and still got him back by the end of the set.

378
00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:56,320
All the way back.

379
00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:59,200
Like they're participating in his act back.

380
00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:02,680
Was that the couple that was sitting up close to the stage?

381
00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:03,680
They were fun though.

382
00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:04,680
Yeah, they were great.

383
00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:05,680
They were into it.

384
00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:06,680
Yeah, yeah.

385
00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:07,680
They wanted it.

386
00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:08,680
They were listening to everybody.

387
00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:10,840
They were fucking laughing with everybody.

388
00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:12,840
They wasn't giving away the laughs.

389
00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:15,760
But you could earn them, which is not the same for every crowd.

390
00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:20,360
Some people just have decided before you even go up there, they don't want to laugh.

391
00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:24,280
I said, oh my gosh, on Wednesday I said that Trump joke and there was this little Hispanic

392
00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:28,920
girl in the back and she just looked at me like, and I was like, dude, you didn't like

393
00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:30,200
me before I got up here.

394
00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:31,200
I know.

395
00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:32,200
I get it.

396
00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:33,200
I get it.

397
00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:34,200
It's okay.

398
00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:35,200
I'll cry about it later.

399
00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:37,400
You talking about the Hispanics that were on the left side of the stage?

400
00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:38,400
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

401
00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:39,400
They didn't like mine.

402
00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:42,920
I went a little hard because I had two jokes, right?

403
00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:44,680
And I was like, they haven't worked.

404
00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:50,360
And my favorite thing to do is to do jokes in front of a crowd that haven't worked.

405
00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:52,560
That's where I really get off.

406
00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:53,560
But I wanted to see.

407
00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:55,040
I was like, I punched them up a little bit.

408
00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:56,040
Let's see if they get some laughs.

409
00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:57,040
And they are hard.

410
00:11:57,040 --> 00:12:01,080
I mean, they got the Asian.

411
00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:02,520
You got that joke in there.

412
00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:05,400
I mean, it's a little rough, but I knew that going in.

413
00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:06,400
Yeah.

414
00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,920
But I was like, because if they don't work, I'm throwing them out, at least for right

415
00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:09,920
now.

416
00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:10,920
You know what I'm saying?

417
00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:11,920
Just going to throw them away.

418
00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:12,920
And they didn't.

419
00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:13,920
But she was.

420
00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:14,920
They didn't work.

421
00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:15,920
But she was.

422
00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:17,920
She definitely didn't like them.

423
00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:19,400
The two guys at the bar.

424
00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:22,080
There was a couple of guys at the bar that was having a good time.

425
00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:23,760
But I looked over there.

426
00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:28,280
Because Dan was like, you got to start making eye contact with the crowd.

427
00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:30,680
So I'm trying to look people in their eyes.

428
00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:33,080
And I look over there and she's like, just like you said.

429
00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:35,240
Yeah, does not happen.

430
00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:36,240
And I get it.

431
00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:37,240
I'm not mad at them.

432
00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:38,240
I know.

433
00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:40,000
It's fun for me to get those kind of reactions.

434
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,000
Yeah.

435
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,000
At least you're doing something.

436
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:45,440
The first thing you can do is just sit there and just like straight face.

437
00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:46,440
Yeah.

438
00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:48,160
Like that one lady that was up close.

439
00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:49,160
She was not.

440
00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:50,160
She didn't like my set.

441
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:52,640
But from what I could tell, she didn't like anybody else's either.

442
00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:53,640
No, she didn't like one person's set.

443
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:54,640
Oh yeah, I saw that too.

444
00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:55,640
She was so straightforward.

445
00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:56,640
Yeah.

446
00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:59,280
She didn't like one person's set.

447
00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:02,040
I remember because everybody was talking about it.

448
00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:04,960
They were like, dude, when it's in the middle of the crowd and that stone face.

449
00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:08,920
Because it was literally your mic's right here and she was right there.

450
00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:10,320
And it was stone face.

451
00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:11,760
Like it's 10 feet away.

452
00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:16,160
Just staring straight at you, just like not even giving you nothing.

453
00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:17,160
Nothing.

454
00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:18,160
Yeah.

455
00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:19,160
Not even a hint of anything.

456
00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:20,160
On her shoulder, right?

457
00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:21,160
Yeah.

458
00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:22,160
Yeah.

459
00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:23,160
She was mad at you.

460
00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:24,160
Yeah.

461
00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:25,160
She went to the shenanigans too, I think.

462
00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:26,160
Yeah.

463
00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:27,160
Damn.

464
00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:28,160
Yeah.

465
00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:29,160
Looser there.

466
00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:30,160
Looser there though.

467
00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:31,160
Yeah, she was more.

468
00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:32,160
Yeah, she was enjoying it.

469
00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:33,480
Well, and then plus it wasn't right in the middle.

470
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:36,960
So who knows if she was looser, but I was kind of keeping an eye on it.

471
00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:37,960
Me too, honestly.

472
00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:38,960
I was keeping an eye on it.

473
00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:39,960
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

474
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:40,960
Keeping tabs on it.

475
00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:41,960
I watched the crowd.

476
00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:48,160
Whenever I know jokes that I like or I think the crowd's not going to like.

477
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,160
I know who you're talking about.

478
00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:50,160
Yeah.

479
00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:51,160
I look straight to the crowd.

480
00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:52,160
I just want to see the crowd's face.

481
00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:53,160
I love it, dude.

482
00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:54,160
I love it.

483
00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,160
It's the best part.

484
00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:56,160
It's the best part.

485
00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:57,160
I like going on after those people.

486
00:13:57,160 --> 00:14:01,280
But that day we were, I think me and you were like 12 and 13.

487
00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:05,240
We got the sign up sheet late and I had been warned about that lady before and I was like,

488
00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:06,240
you know what?

489
00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:07,240
I'm not going to bow down.

490
00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:09,800
So I looked at her several times throughout my set.

491
00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:10,800
Same face every time.

492
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:11,800
Same fucking face every time.

493
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:12,800
I don't even think she blinked.

494
00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:13,800
Like a statue.

495
00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:14,800
Yeah.

496
00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:15,800
Speaking of these sets.

497
00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:16,800
Yeah.

498
00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:17,800
Let's watch some clips.

499
00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:18,800
Yeah.

500
00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:19,800
Watch some clips, dude.

501
00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:20,800
Fat Sammy's fusion open mic.

502
00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:21,800
Clip of the week.

503
00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:22,800
Go.

504
00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:23,800
I'm talking to you right now.

505
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:24,800
All right.

506
00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:25,800
So what do you think I am?

507
00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:26,800
What race do you think I am?

508
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:27,800
Zamoa.

509
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:28,800
Zamoa?

510
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:29,800
See, that's a good one.

511
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:30,800
That's a good one.

512
00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:31,800
See, a lot of times people don't know what I am.

513
00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:32,800
Like you don't know whether I own a car or not.

514
00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:33,800
You don't know what I am.

515
00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:34,800
You don't know what I am.

516
00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:35,800
You don't know what I am.

517
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:36,800
You don't know what I am.

518
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:41,800
You don't know what the fuck I am.

519
00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:44,880
Like I'm half-White, half-Black.

520
00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:45,880
But no.

521
00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:46,880
I'm mixed.

522
00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:47,880
I'm half-White, half-White.

523
00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:48,880
Half-time cops don't know why they'll beat my ass.

524
00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:49,880
Yeah, I don't know.

525
00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:50,880
Yeah, that's fucked up.

526
00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:56,880
My dad's a six-tooth Black guy, my mom's a short German woman, and I came out looking

527
00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:58,320
like Princess Jasmine's daddy.

528
00:14:58,320 --> 00:14:59,320
It ain't right.

529
00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:01,000
It ain't right...

530
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,000
Yeah.

531
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:06,260
I used that one because it was your like attempt at crowd work.

532
00:15:06,260 --> 00:15:12,020
was giving you anything bro they did not help you at all in the beginning I was like I was trying to

533
00:15:12,020 --> 00:15:16,340
get the people in the back I was like hey you guys in the back yeah look bro I swear to god I'm

534
00:15:16,340 --> 00:15:20,820
sitting here like hey you guys in the back hey you guys in the back on the back wall I even I think

535
00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:26,980
I say something like the girl right here the bench the bench in the back hey they didn't not only they

536
00:15:26,980 --> 00:15:31,140
weren't even talking they didn't look up in the slightest so that's why I went to the guys at the

537
00:15:31,140 --> 00:15:37,540
bar man hey you guys will talk to me right oh you're looking at me let's talk to you dude but

538
00:15:37,540 --> 00:15:42,500
I mean that material normally works I've heard you I've heard you say that a lot of times I just

539
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:47,380
thought it was funny that dude said you look Samoan because when I first met you I thought a lot of

540
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:52,660
things like it could be one of any of these things Samoan was never one of them maybe if you were

541
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:58,420
wearing like a sleeveless shirt and you had some tribal tattoos okay maybe like I mean you got

542
00:15:58,420 --> 00:16:06,260
rakishi this nigga Brandon just said I look like rakishi yeah you're not the rock dude

543
00:16:06,820 --> 00:16:13,540
fuck you Nick you ain't shit Brandon be covered with these 80s sneak disses what else what'd you

544
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:19,220
say what'd you say about me uh at the when we were with the cat yeah okay so the cat uh Jack was

545
00:16:19,220 --> 00:16:23,620
he was like giving the cat was giving him biscuits and he was like yeah you can get on my tits or

546
00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:28,660
something I looked at down I was like well if you want some tits just go to Don he was fucked up at that point

547
00:16:28,660 --> 00:16:35,300
yeah I was no no look the cat was trying to he's Jake said that uh cats try to nurse on on humans

548
00:16:36,180 --> 00:16:40,580
and then so he was trying to uh look like he was trying to pull down Jack's uh shirt to get his

549
00:16:40,580 --> 00:16:48,020
titty and then Brandon's gonna say well he really would love to damn Brandon I love it I'm fucking

550
00:16:48,020 --> 00:16:53,940
Brandon up tonight I know it's a roast for Santa Claus at the shop yeah I know it's a roast for

551
00:16:53,940 --> 00:16:58,900
Santa Claus but half my jokes gonna be about Brandon please I love it we'll use those clips

552
00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:03,140
for next week's episode I just couldn't believe he said you look Samoan because I never once

553
00:17:03,140 --> 00:17:06,740
thought that dude if you were Samoan you wouldn't be the rock you'd be the boulder

554
00:17:08,980 --> 00:17:12,980
this nigga been holding on to that I kept trying to say it but then Brandon went into the cat thing

555
00:17:12,980 --> 00:17:16,900
and I didn't want to interrupt that but I was sitting on that one I wanted to say that was good

556
00:17:16,900 --> 00:17:22,100
all right let's see what JJ got going on just being honest there's also a firearm store in

557
00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:29,220
Madison called last resort guns and my whole thing with that is what is that supposed to mean

558
00:17:30,020 --> 00:17:34,500
it seems like there's no good answer for that is it a thing of like oh nobody else will sell you a

559
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:40,820
gun come on down we'll hook you up we accept travelers checks and we don't ask questions

560
00:17:40,820 --> 00:17:47,460
questions or is it more of a thing of like do you feel like your life is unfixable like the

561
00:17:47,460 --> 00:17:51,860
crushing weight of reality is just going to destroy your life you can't get out of this you know

562
00:17:51,860 --> 00:17:58,020
they say suicide's not an option but it is you know plenty of people do it look at the statistics

563
00:17:58,020 --> 00:18:05,780
it's trending right now and don't it's true dude it's just like the child soldier thing you say

564
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:10,820
what you want about the joke the facts are undeniable that's just so good last resort

565
00:18:10,820 --> 00:18:17,460
jokes uh a last resort gun that's what my last resort jokes that's what I said that's what my

566
00:18:17,460 --> 00:18:23,940
that's what I titled my jokes no way too you know but when you say that because it is what does that

567
00:18:23,940 --> 00:18:29,300
mean what is the what is what are they trying to say yeah about their business they have that

568
00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:33,380
billboard right over there on the interstate and it says last resort guns and it's like

569
00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:39,060
a just a picture of like a glock and then at the bottom it says church security training classes

570
00:18:39,940 --> 00:18:45,700
okay yeah that's crazy message right there it's crazy hey that's how we do it in alabama

571
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:51,620
don't fuck the church yeah no don't go to church because they will fuck you up yeah that church

572
00:18:51,620 --> 00:18:57,620
will preachers carry guns and goddamn church down here stay strapped dude they got the shot

573
00:18:57,620 --> 00:19:03,860
not killed but they're gonna let you see jesus yeah eye for an eye you come in shooting they

574
00:19:03,860 --> 00:19:08,260
will return fire dude hell yeah sometimes you got a blast motherfucker that's what i'm saying dude

575
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:15,380
in the name of the lord yeah make heaven full yeah give them a new spot we're just trying to

576
00:19:15,380 --> 00:19:21,460
fill it up yeah i need more people oh shit honestly no no you get shot trying to kill

577
00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:26,980
me you're going to hell you're not going to heaven right i don't you don't know i don't know yeah you

578
00:19:26,980 --> 00:19:31,860
never know you don't know the reasons yeah he could just walk in there but this is uh

579
00:19:32,980 --> 00:19:37,380
this is the same night our clips from the same night right yeah yeah yeah yeah and uh the crowd

580
00:19:37,380 --> 00:19:42,820
wasn't wasn't giving anything this is what we were just talking about yeah but that joke's good i don't

581
00:19:42,820 --> 00:19:49,620
go fuck that last resort suicide yeah i mean come on it's right there but like that's the that's the

582
00:19:49,620 --> 00:19:55,700
only other place besides boxcar i've said that joke and nobody laughed it stumbled over the line

583
00:19:55,700 --> 00:20:02,660
which i do every time well when you're for jack and coke yeah yeah i'm just glad i remember

584
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:08,260
yeah yeah but but but the joke the whole premise of it last resort's gun if you if you live in

585
00:20:08,260 --> 00:20:12,420
alabama you see the fucking sign for it you're like what the fuck does because you don't when

586
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:16,180
i was riding by it and never thought about it until you said it i'm like what the fuck does that mean

587
00:20:16,180 --> 00:20:21,860
there is no good answer like there's no like what is it like there's nothing good about that that has

588
00:20:21,860 --> 00:20:26,100
no good meaning there's no potential for a positive reasoning behind the name of that business

589
00:20:27,140 --> 00:20:32,500
what the hell last resort last resort last for anything last resort for the x what that could be

590
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:38,100
anything suicide you're gonna kill somebody school who knows you're killing somebody yeah somebody

591
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:43,700
taking a drastic measure if it's last resort in the climate the social climate i mean i'm not a

592
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:48,180
very political guy myself but i would say that's a little bit unsavory to name your business

593
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:53,540
when gun violence is growing at an unprecedented rate yeah yeah and also i don't think that

594
00:20:53,540 --> 00:20:59,860
travelers checks uh line that tag never gets last i would trade i would i would i would change that

595
00:21:00,420 --> 00:21:08,100
but uh that part so you know keep this keep the suicide and then change the part and just uh about

596
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:12,100
something that like last resort like you couldn't get a gun because you're about to kill you know

597
00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:18,740
you're a murderer yeah at last resort guns you know not that but you know in your way say something

598
00:21:18,740 --> 00:21:25,300
about that can you not pass the red flag laws come on down we do not discriminate it's against our

599
00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:33,620
beliefs anybody could do it also notice we talked a lot about like religious figures being strapped

600
00:21:33,620 --> 00:21:40,260
today first brandon brought up the the rabbis at the firing range then preachers being strapped

601
00:21:40,260 --> 00:21:45,540
and we know that we know we know the muzzle yeah i don't know how to come on that case yeah yeah

602
00:21:45,540 --> 00:21:50,420
yeah they got the big thing you know i guess the rabbis do too oh yeah just found out that

603
00:21:51,620 --> 00:21:55,620
rabbis was gang banging like that i didn't either i was shot i looked around like what the fuck

604
00:21:55,620 --> 00:21:58,900
they all just came in there he's like okay so what you do is this and it was like one the main one

605
00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:04,180
what you do is this i was like shit what the fuck hey man after that fucking hamas rocket hit

606
00:22:04,180 --> 00:22:10,900
it the sales of firearms the jewish people skyrocketed dude you gotta defend the homeland

607
00:22:10,900 --> 00:22:16,020
you got to you got to it's the holy land is what they say it's what that's what a few few

608
00:22:16,020 --> 00:22:21,780
different groups say true that shit i don't know dude i'm just white and confused

609
00:22:24,740 --> 00:22:29,460
all right guys this interview is about to be amazing oh yeah this is gonna be the easiest

610
00:22:29,460 --> 00:22:35,700
interview we've ever done yeah and isn't this the uh episode where isn't it clied elroy and uh

611
00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:42,420
roscan roscoe ross and yeah who what's that say both the names right now okay so it's roscoe ray

612
00:22:42,420 --> 00:22:48,420
nafen and clied elrod he got it right yes he did we joked on him so hard he went home and practiced

613
00:22:48,980 --> 00:22:55,780
he wrote it like a hundred times on this piece of paper yes i did oh yeah the horseshoe showdown

614
00:22:55,780 --> 00:23:01,380
it's a showdown i can't wait to see it i wonder who's gonna win the championship is it gonna be

615
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:08,900
christmas day is coming early december 25th the exact day that it is improvisation baby

616
00:23:10,820 --> 00:23:16,420
there's no one better hell yeah but i also love that part where you're like i got whiskey you know

617
00:23:16,420 --> 00:23:22,900
crayon because i'm classy you know kachiba because i'm rich you know i was thinking you could tell i

618
00:23:22,900 --> 00:23:27,780
was like i got hype once i said because i'm rich because i'm the seventh time you like tricked

619
00:23:27,780 --> 00:23:33,540
yourself you're like you know i am the shit actually man that was really good oh shit that

620
00:23:33,540 --> 00:23:38,580
was great man and i didn't know brandon was gonna play that character like he didn't fuck with me at

621
00:23:38,580 --> 00:23:42,660
all but he fucked with your character i was like okay this is the dynamic i'll fucking beat the

622
00:23:42,660 --> 00:23:47,780
shit out of you because i was like you know how them announcers always are like the one dude if

623
00:23:47,780 --> 00:23:52,180
you got a dude that's been there for 25 years like let's say kobe was there and he had another dude

624
00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:57,220
that just came in there who you gonna pick yeah yeah see i see what you mean yes i was like that

625
00:23:57,220 --> 00:24:02,980
would be some good ass chemistry yep yeah it's good dynamic dude good dynamic man can't teach

626
00:24:02,980 --> 00:24:08,500
that yeah yeah oh you guys will probably see it right now hell yeah yeah but we out let's roll

627
00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:12,180
some santa claus we got some skits

628
00:24:12,180 --> 00:24:16,500
right there that would have been a standing ovation for what you are about to see it's gonna be like

629
00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:23,940
rocky versus creed balboa versus somebody this is roscoe ray nafen versus clied elroy two gladiators

630
00:24:23,940 --> 00:24:30,340
that are gonna be horseshoeing it out and you know what like roscoe ray nafen said yes that is right

631
00:24:30,340 --> 00:24:35,540
christmas is here early bitches and we gonna get it going get it going get it going get it going

632
00:24:35,540 --> 00:24:41,300
get it going get it going get it going get it going get it going get it going get it going get it going

633
00:24:41,300 --> 00:24:48,100
get it going this is the press conference this is now this is the time let's get started today we got

634
00:24:48,100 --> 00:24:53,940
two gladiators ready to just fight it off starting us off the legend a roscoe ray nafen hell yeah

635
00:24:53,940 --> 00:25:01,940
then this uh newcomer clied elrod fuck you rick fuck you elrod yeah fuck him rick fuck him he

636
00:25:01,940 --> 00:25:06,820
ain't about shit seven-time champion right here god damn it the only way they can finish somebody

637
00:25:06,820 --> 00:25:11,940
off is if they tag team him if you catch my drift oh yeah we do a lot of tag team where i'm from boy

638
00:25:12,580 --> 00:25:16,980
we'll hit you up like a billy goat hell yeah roscoe you so fucking old you need a fucking

639
00:25:16,980 --> 00:25:22,100
wheelchair i'll push you down the stairs i'm not above hurting the handicapped it's pretty fun that

640
00:25:22,100 --> 00:25:26,180
you think you can push something when you still got simulac on your breath just because you park

641
00:25:26,180 --> 00:25:30,980
at the front of the building don't mean you the shit it means you fucking crippled you got damn

642
00:25:30,980 --> 00:25:35,460
right i'm crippled and i'm gonna cripple your ass when i'm out there pitching these shoes we'll see

643
00:25:35,460 --> 00:25:40,820
about that we will see about it motherfucker we all remember that oh nine when you tried to

644
00:25:40,820 --> 00:25:47,860
flight in them horseshoes you son of a bitch i swear to god you had those claims have never been

645
00:25:47,860 --> 00:25:53,620
confirmed never we got the proof you're just full of nonsense you better say allegedly i'll sue your

646
00:25:53,620 --> 00:25:57,700
ass can we get a check on this guy's birth certificate i think he's sourcing his shoes

647
00:25:57,700 --> 00:26:04,660
from arabian horses if you know what i mean oh you motherfucker i pulled up today in my 94 mustang

648
00:26:04,660 --> 00:26:13,940
fox body v6 112 horsepower who gives a fuck i drive a 2019 honda civic you son of a bitch

649
00:26:13,940 --> 00:26:19,860
yeah good economical good car that is true respect shaved off my beard to make me more

650
00:26:19,860 --> 00:26:25,940
aerodynamic now i'm fucking shaped like a horseshoe you sure that's not a kitty dealer mustache you got

651
00:26:25,940 --> 00:26:31,460
on there because you look like chester the molester that's fucking bullshit man 17 is legal in many

652
00:26:31,460 --> 00:26:39,860
states but not all first up the challenger from the mountains of mississippi clied elroy look at

653
00:26:39,860 --> 00:26:46,980
his fans smacking his ass he's so excited looks like he dropped the horseshoe who knows and here

654
00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:53,700
he is the champion the one the only roscoe ray nathan this guy is my hero he has been holding

655
00:26:53,700 --> 00:27:00,180
this belt for seven years and here he is to defend it once again look at the champion moving so

656
00:27:00,180 --> 00:27:07,460
confidently is he oh wait a minute hold up no is this oh my gosh this can't be look at roscoe ray

657
00:27:07,460 --> 00:27:13,220
nathan he's tripping all over himself he's falling to the ground oh this is horrible one of the worst

658
00:27:13,220 --> 00:27:19,860
incidents we have ever seen in horse shoeing history this is bad his hair came off he's suffering

659
00:27:19,860 --> 00:27:27,060
will he recover call an ambulance here is the championship round first up you got clied elroy

660
00:27:27,060 --> 00:27:33,940
who is his ass and well he made it next we got roscoe ray nathan the one the only and yes that's

661
00:27:33,940 --> 00:27:40,420
what's up he's a little injured but he can do it all right whoo that was a perfect response let's

662
00:27:40,420 --> 00:27:47,300
see what he does now he's gonna shoot it and bam just like that pow he gets it there what oh straight

663
00:27:47,300 --> 00:27:52,020
off the tree he makes it like that and let's see what that oh that looked like a paraplegic tear

664
00:27:52,020 --> 00:27:58,820
adapter oh he gets it from the back this is for all the marbles and he gets it he gets it he gets

665
00:27:58,820 --> 00:28:06,020
it he's no no he misses it he missed this is unbelievable look at the crowd everybody's going

666
00:28:06,020 --> 00:28:12,580
crazy this is pandemonium i cannot believe for the first time in seven years roscoe ray nathan has

667
00:28:12,580 --> 00:28:19,220
lost it all look at all the fans go and look at everybody suffering this is bad even i was suffering

668
00:28:19,220 --> 00:28:25,700
that day this is a horrible day to be in america folks i just can't believe it roscoe ray nathan

669
00:28:25,700 --> 00:28:33,060
has finally lost the belt and then we got elroy over here he thinks he's the shit now he thinks

670
00:28:33,060 --> 00:28:37,860
he's so happy he's celebrating he's having a good day well guess what ray nathan is going to come

671
00:28:37,860 --> 00:28:44,100
back one day and take it all away from you you just watch and enjoy with your fans today this is

672
00:28:44,100 --> 00:28:53,220
bullshit i'm ashamed right now never been more ashamed in my life i haven't missed a pitch in

673
00:28:53,220 --> 00:29:00,820
seven years haven't missed a pitch in seven years this young son of a bitch got me now i do believe

674
00:29:00,820 --> 00:29:06,420
there was some time frula going on and i'll take that to my grave a son of a bitch my knee is

675
00:29:06,420 --> 00:29:14,340
messed up pretty sure i have anal leakage it's it's just not good right now guys this is roscoe ray

676
00:29:14,340 --> 00:29:20,260
nathan signing off what you're looking at right now ladies and gentlemen is a champion i have the

677
00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:25,860
heart of a champion the cock of a warrior and i heard there was a little bit of a dispute some

678
00:29:25,860 --> 00:29:31,380
accusations floating around and they wouldn't be the first accusations of my career of some tom

679
00:29:31,380 --> 00:29:37,140
foolery going on with his knee injury the man's 75 years old of course his fucking knee blew out

680
00:29:37,140 --> 00:29:42,740
his patella is older than my fucking grandfather yeah i got passionate fans but they wouldn't do

681
00:29:42,740 --> 00:29:48,020
nothing like that i love all my fans even the homosexuals all i'm saying is sometimes you got

682
00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:53,460
to pass the torch even if you got to pass it to yourself you got to manifest your own destiny

683
00:29:55,140 --> 00:29:57,380
this week's featured comedian

684
00:29:57,380 --> 00:30:00,340
in

685
00:30:00,340 --> 00:30:04,820
seriously love huntsville uh we moved here right after i got on the marine court

686
00:30:05,460 --> 00:30:10,340
and uh 15 years ago which is a strange admission because i i know what you're thinking i know what

687
00:30:10,340 --> 00:30:15,860
i look like i don't look like i look like maybe the closest i got to being in the military was i

688
00:30:15,860 --> 00:30:23,300
had a stepdad who was in vietnam right like maybe i deployed once in defense of a pizza

689
00:30:23,300 --> 00:30:30,740
uh i get it like and the marine corps is the worst of all because i definitely don't look

690
00:30:30,740 --> 00:30:35,460
marines will tell you like well the marine corps may be the man i am today not true in my case

691
00:30:35,460 --> 00:30:40,020
marine corps made me the man i was 15 years ago man i am today jack danis

692
00:30:42,500 --> 00:30:48,740
and if i'm honest talk about frankly if i'm honest way too much talk about i don't eat my feelings

693
00:30:48,740 --> 00:30:54,420
is what i'm saying and uh i don't know like i'm too old for that now i gotta stop eating like that

694
00:30:54,420 --> 00:30:59,300
i gotta start eating better i know i uh was just in the store yesterday i bought some broccoli a

695
00:30:59,300 --> 00:31:04,420
couple heads of broccoli a couple of bunches of asparagus uh no intention to eat that stuff but

696
00:31:04,420 --> 00:31:12,020
we needed rubber bands and and it just it occurred to me like dude you're old enough now you gotta

697
00:31:12,020 --> 00:31:18,340
start eating better 45 years old 45 years old uh and normally when you see a guy 45 doing

698
00:31:18,340 --> 00:31:23,140
stand-up comedy which you're watching is a netflix special and tonight what you're watching is a

699
00:31:23,140 --> 00:31:28,340
blazing midlife crisis that's what this is right here harley davidson can kiss my ass this is what

700
00:31:28,340 --> 00:31:34,660
it looks like this is it you want to introduce our guest for this week jj yeah today we have uh a

701
00:31:34,660 --> 00:31:41,860
very good friend of mine very good comedian very articulate amazing writer you know i did a school

702
00:31:41,860 --> 00:31:48,500
project on him it was it was i did a thousand word paper matching presentation killed it dude killed

703
00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:58,980
it best five minutes i've ever done today we have dan price and i think well thank you for

704
00:31:58,980 --> 00:32:03,620
having me and thanks for feeding us oh yeah yeah thanks for coming home was good pulled

705
00:32:03,620 --> 00:32:08,020
work was good you guys talk i'm gonna take a nap especially because you look like you shouldn't

706
00:32:08,020 --> 00:32:15,300
be okay jj been going ever since i rose it on that one time i said one joke you lit the fire

707
00:32:16,260 --> 00:32:24,180
ma salaam alaikum moonshine ping pong hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah why don't you tell us about

708
00:32:24,180 --> 00:32:30,500
that a little bit uh yeah it's just an informal uh sketch comedy collective just trying to put a

709
00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:36,500
rapper around uh some group work that we're trying to do collaborating on sketch comedy yeah yeah i

710
00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:42,420
went to uh you know one of the meetings and you guys were on it sierra's sitting there she'll type

711
00:32:42,420 --> 00:32:48,660
everything up wow yeah i can see that yeah right so sierra is a part of it uh sierra moses uh alex z

712
00:32:49,700 --> 00:32:55,860
jaelin has been a part of our uh idea sessions for since the beginning uh people have people come and

713
00:32:55,860 --> 00:33:01,860
go sci-fi um brice a couple of the guys you've had on the show so really just trying to give people

714
00:33:01,860 --> 00:33:06,820
a space to come up with creative ideas we're we're good on creative ideas we just have to turn it and

715
00:33:06,820 --> 00:33:11,700
execute yeah just you know just shooting it just do it yeah exactly just do it the stuff you've

716
00:33:11,700 --> 00:33:17,060
put out so far is really good yeah it's well shot well directed the validation station ones

717
00:33:17,060 --> 00:33:22,100
no yeah the sierra jaelin yeah you i liked all of them that actually happened really quickly we

718
00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:27,060
collaborated on that idea and shot it same day it was uh it was really quick so those are the best

719
00:33:27,060 --> 00:33:32,980
ones yeah yeah yeah we me and dom one time do you remember when we tried to write that sketch

720
00:33:32,980 --> 00:33:37,860
we're like let's film a sketch and we came and we just could not get anything on it was the word

721
00:33:37,860 --> 00:33:44,500
was it is like taylor swift we were trying to use taylor swift lyrics in and like make it like we

722
00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:48,580
had just killed somebody like it was something wild like it didn't make it we didn't make no sense

723
00:33:48,580 --> 00:33:53,220
we didn't shoot anything we didn't get one piece of footage but then after that we shot bluetooth

724
00:33:53,220 --> 00:33:58,820
oh yeah it just was so fun yeah no y'all sketches are great it's good is there gonna be sketch on

725
00:33:58,820 --> 00:34:03,220
this show too oh yeah yeah horseshoe showdown yeah this is the horseshoe show yeah so we don't we

726
00:34:03,220 --> 00:34:06,980
don't get to see this stuff we have we have no idea so today's the showdown yeah it's the

727
00:34:06,980 --> 00:34:12,100
championship okay all right all right christmas day coming early that's good on december 25th

728
00:34:13,700 --> 00:34:21,940
the exact day so so you're an 80s baby yeah 70s baby 70s baby yeah 80s toddler and beyond

729
00:34:21,940 --> 00:34:29,940
okay okay okay give me what was your shows in the 80s oh 18 100 yeah the dukes of hazard which i

730
00:34:29,940 --> 00:34:34,660
don't know if that holds up am i okay with dukes of hazard oh yeah look at me dude you're okay with

731
00:34:34,660 --> 00:34:41,540
dukes loved i love it love dukes of hazard uh if i'm honest golden girls oh i watched that one with

732
00:34:41,540 --> 00:34:47,540
my grandma taught me everything i know about sex and relationships yeah she was a loose one

733
00:34:47,540 --> 00:34:52,260
blanche was naughty and it explains why i still have a thing for uh wealthy older men

734
00:34:56,660 --> 00:35:02,340
anything by that guy uh donald p bellisario you remember him he was uh he was at the a team he

735
00:35:02,340 --> 00:35:07,860
was also quantum leap he had like several shows that were like that i loved all of those adventure

736
00:35:07,860 --> 00:35:15,140
shows from the 80s magnum pi all that stuff yeah fantasy island oh yeah fantasy island was big

737
00:35:15,140 --> 00:35:20,660
that was that was a very strange show like that was more 70s than it was 80s and i don't think i

738
00:35:20,660 --> 00:35:25,220
my head had quite wrapped around what i was watching there but yeah fantasy island was great

739
00:35:25,780 --> 00:35:31,460
boss the plane the plane and then yeah it was uh that was good and the uh what was the other one

740
00:35:31,460 --> 00:35:37,140
that was like fantasy the love boat was at the same time it was about a cruise ship and it was

741
00:35:37,140 --> 00:35:42,900
like the the recurring cast of characters was just the ship's crew and then every week they would have

742
00:35:42,900 --> 00:35:47,940
uh guest stars would be on the cruise and there was always some drama so it would be like all it

743
00:35:47,940 --> 00:35:54,260
was a vehicle for all of the studio actors at abc or whoever had the show oh wow that was one that

744
00:35:54,260 --> 00:36:00,020
i got to watch and i don't saturday night live i was like not allowed to watch it but i would sneak

745
00:36:00,020 --> 00:36:07,460
it uh whenever i could saturday live the carson show uh-huh it's muppet show was awesome hey saturday

746
00:36:07,460 --> 00:36:12,100
night live you've been watching you still watch yeah i still watch yeah yeah i still do too they

747
00:36:12,100 --> 00:36:17,380
a lot of people like to say it's uh gone downhill but i sometimes they have good ones yeah you know

748
00:36:17,380 --> 00:36:21,700
sometimes but it's it's always been like that yeah even whenever you like will ferro and all that

749
00:36:21,700 --> 00:36:27,540
went on it wasn't like everyone was like our podcast true some are better than others yeah

750
00:36:27,540 --> 00:36:34,260
that's never the guest fault it's always always yeah yeah we we lost camera uh sorry sierra i think

751
00:36:34,260 --> 00:36:39,460
i just think what they do every week is magic hey you know they go from a brand new person shows

752
00:36:39,460 --> 00:36:45,220
up on monday to producing a live show on saturday that's phenomenal well-oiled machines yeah yeah

753
00:36:45,220 --> 00:36:50,420
exactly honed over decades exactly and some of the hosts like you said some of those really get it

754
00:36:50,420 --> 00:36:56,580
yeah they're totally in ryan gosselin oh dude one of probably my favorite snl post yeah yeah the

755
00:36:56,580 --> 00:37:03,380
papyrus bit i love i love that's my favorite one i know what you did and at the end like he plays

756
00:37:03,380 --> 00:37:09,140
along with it like he actually did fuck everybody over i love it dude yeah that's it made me laugh i

757
00:37:09,140 --> 00:37:15,300
was looking for fonts for sci-fi as i skipped and i seen papyrus i almost did it but it didn't fit

758
00:37:15,300 --> 00:37:21,460
oh hey speaking of that speaking of fonts i got you guys something for the wall oh shoot oh shoot

759
00:37:22,100 --> 00:37:27,380
took a little time to try to figure out a font solution since the actual font was not available

760
00:37:27,380 --> 00:37:32,020
oh oh shit oh shit what is it shut the fuck up

761
00:37:32,020 --> 00:37:39,140
with lethal weapon three oh this is crazy dude get the fuck out of here you are crazy

762
00:37:39,140 --> 00:37:43,460
that's what the picture was for yeah yeah i thought we were getting sold on wayfair

763
00:37:44,420 --> 00:37:50,740
oh my gosh yeah so i've been thinking about you guys reminded me of some movie poster and i

764
00:37:50,740 --> 00:37:53,860
couldn't figure out what it was and i was going through and i was thinking it was like maybe

765
00:37:53,860 --> 00:37:58,980
tango and cash it was something and then i i hit me and i was going through i was like oh it's

766
00:37:58,980 --> 00:38:03,860
it's freaking lethal weapon you guys are lethal weapon i'm danny glover dude thank you dude

767
00:38:07,460 --> 00:38:11,220
and i love your back to the future so i think it kind of goes with the movie theme oh my gosh

768
00:38:11,220 --> 00:38:16,020
man so yeah thanks for thank you so much i love i love what you guys are doing here damn man you

769
00:38:16,020 --> 00:38:22,820
shut the fuck up dude i cannot believe this shit damn i look good oh my god yeah you guys all look

770
00:38:22,820 --> 00:38:29,060
good you guys all look you're right you guys all look fine you like a jaw sucking a tummy tuck and

771
00:38:29,060 --> 00:38:34,660
shit well jj half of your hair in that picture is actually mel gibson's hair so oh please need to

772
00:38:34,660 --> 00:38:41,860
own it man oh yeah dude and i have similar views as well damn thank you man that's awesome dude

773
00:38:41,860 --> 00:38:48,420
jack yeah hell yeah so bad oh that's so tight damn thank you dad that's how i see you guys just so

774
00:38:48,420 --> 00:38:53,860
you know that's wow you blew sierra and nico out of the fucking water with that one and my work here

775
00:38:53,860 --> 00:39:00,740
is done crazy you guys i'm just kidding we appreciate all your gifts brandon needed the helmet

776
00:39:00,740 --> 00:39:06,100
you know yeah and we're gonna and we're gonna sell that sierra moses original it all works out man

777
00:39:07,380 --> 00:39:12,100
oh i'm back dude that took me i don't even know it that how do you follow that i don't know dude

778
00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:16,020
that's trying to follow him on stage there's just no hope right yeah that's ridiculous there's no

779
00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:21,540
hope that's ridiculous see dan was the guy who went on after we talked about last episode uh when

780
00:39:21,540 --> 00:39:26,660
me and you bomb and dan is good so it's always worse when you bomb and then somebody does really

781
00:39:26,660 --> 00:39:31,780
good you can't blame the room anymore wait where was that i don't even remember that yeah

782
00:39:32,740 --> 00:39:37,380
no it wasn't it was at the show it definitely wasn't in fat sammy's because nobody did worse

783
00:39:37,380 --> 00:39:42,740
than me at fat sammy's the other night where was it where was it which show at homegrown at home

784
00:39:42,740 --> 00:39:48,100
okay oh yeah oh yeah we ate it dude we really ate it yeah and you know that was there you came in

785
00:39:48,100 --> 00:39:54,180
and got the room back that was my job i had to get that yeah yeah that was jonathan silver has

786
00:39:54,180 --> 00:40:01,540
a gun in my head i have to give him a hot audience so that's my my job but you know we're shaking

787
00:40:01,540 --> 00:40:05,300
that up going forward we're shaking that up so i'm gonna start hosting to try to get people

788
00:40:05,300 --> 00:40:11,860
riled up and then give you the the hot i lost my job no i don't think that's the way to do it

789
00:40:11,860 --> 00:40:16,100
i don't think that's how to look at it at all it's gonna be my first time hosting anything

790
00:40:16,100 --> 00:40:21,380
oh shit yeah so there you go but you're doing a 10 minute spot and hosting which is a pretty

791
00:40:21,380 --> 00:40:26,260
pretty hefty plate dude that is right well i get 10 minutes to get them fired up for you

792
00:40:26,260 --> 00:40:31,300
that's what i gotta do so dang man wow that's that's a that's a hard spot it's like two minutes of

793
00:40:31,300 --> 00:40:35,220
public service announcements two minutes of random crowd work that'll probably flop

794
00:40:35,940 --> 00:40:41,540
and six minutes of tried and true that's where i'm at speaking speaking of crowds at fat sammy's

795
00:40:41,540 --> 00:40:47,700
is that 10 is that 10 two and two and six yeah okay okay yeah brandon would have said yeah

796
00:40:47,700 --> 00:40:56,180
whatever number you say yeah that's it is it yeah about right at fat sammy's somebody heckled you

797
00:40:56,180 --> 00:41:02,740
man oh yeah yeah yeah but she has tourette's so it's okay what'd she say right what didn't she say

798
00:41:03,620 --> 00:41:09,540
what didn't she say it was the what it wasn't what she said it was it when she said it was exactly

799
00:41:09,540 --> 00:41:14,500
in the middle i had some stupid opener where i'm like hey i really want to talk about procrastination

800
00:41:15,860 --> 00:41:23,700
but maybe now's not the time that's the joke but that pause is essential i have to have the pause

801
00:41:23,700 --> 00:41:29,140
so the way the joke went was hey uh i really want to talk about procrastination go fuck yourself

802
00:41:31,540 --> 00:41:35,940
and then i was i was lost after that and shame on me for not having a better response i could have

803
00:41:35,940 --> 00:41:40,100
packed it in i there's any number of things i should have done but uh that's got to be the

804
00:41:40,100 --> 00:41:45,060
the work for the future let's figure out how to deal with that yeah on the fly stuff i mean i would

805
00:41:45,060 --> 00:41:50,580
not have been prepared for that either don't need i mean she hit charlie with a soul crushing heckle

806
00:41:50,580 --> 00:41:57,380
is shenanigans i mean yeah and she's she's actually really funny like her stand-up comedy stuff is

807
00:41:57,380 --> 00:42:03,860
good i saw her a couple of nights ago at carson elmore's uh show out in decatur okay yeah so i

808
00:42:03,860 --> 00:42:08,340
was encouraging and her name is min and i was like hey min you're really funny i would love to see

809
00:42:08,340 --> 00:42:12,500
you come out you should come out and make us better comics by heckling us true and she thought i was

810
00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:18,180
serious about that part and i should have been prepared i was not at all prepared she totally

811
00:42:18,180 --> 00:42:23,700
took me off off track completely she took it to her dude whenever we everybody was off stage and

812
00:42:23,700 --> 00:42:27,460
we're shaking hands and stuff i go to shake hands with it i'm like hey you did you did you did really

813
00:42:27,460 --> 00:42:33,780
good up there she said fat bitch oh my god i was dying i swear to god i was like well you know i

814
00:42:33,780 --> 00:42:38,340
know you got to rest but doesn't make me feel any better that wasn't the only person to call you a

815
00:42:38,340 --> 00:42:44,980
fat bitch that night either was it dumb you know it wasn't when i went up to her i was wearing these

816
00:42:44,980 --> 00:42:49,860
shoes i love these they're uggs i just bought them paid way too much for them but she was like are

817
00:42:49,860 --> 00:42:54,980
you oh yeah dude really i'm balling like this come on comfortability does not have a price

818
00:42:54,980 --> 00:43:00,260
i don't know those things are those things are hideous by the way can you lift that back up

819
00:43:00,260 --> 00:43:04,180
that back up like whatever amount of money you spent was too much if it was a nickel

820
00:43:04,180 --> 00:43:08,340
i loved it i love it dude i love it it's like something how much have you spent on it

821
00:43:08,340 --> 00:43:14,180
it's like 118 after tax well but that's because you have confidence in your style that's amazing

822
00:43:14,180 --> 00:43:19,140
i could never well i can never see my style is purely comedic i'm not trying to look good

823
00:43:19,140 --> 00:43:26,900
i have a mullet dude i'm committed to this shit well mission accomplished y'all wear phone posits

824
00:43:28,260 --> 00:43:33,140
what nobody does phone posits watch a look at dan like dan has no clue what a phone posits is

825
00:43:33,140 --> 00:43:38,580
penny hardaway was his basketball player he's gonna love it what the fuck i'm not even sure

826
00:43:38,580 --> 00:43:45,860
the words that you're using phone posits but they're ugly to me really i love it oh i remember the

827
00:43:45,860 --> 00:43:53,460
weather man i had those i sold okay real cheap okay yeah yeah i've seen those i've never worn

828
00:43:53,460 --> 00:43:58,340
them oh my god the fine china's in the weatherman's that was the shit when i was in the seventh grade

829
00:44:01,060 --> 00:44:05,620
thank you for that reference i would have never remembered that i regret it i shouldn't have sold

830
00:44:05,620 --> 00:44:11,860
them for 50 i've never been in the shoes you in the shoes then uh not not really like you know i

831
00:44:11,860 --> 00:44:19,380
like um i like a good shoe that feels right looks good in the right situations but like if you're

832
00:44:19,380 --> 00:44:24,580
gonna spend money on a shoe i can't i know this answer is it gonna be a loafer or you know a dress

833
00:44:24,580 --> 00:44:29,620
shoe if you're gonna spend good money on it or is it gonna be a tennis shoe or a running shoe yeah

834
00:44:29,620 --> 00:44:34,580
no no so i have uh so ola kais are are a little more expensive that you gotta pay for those

835
00:44:34,580 --> 00:44:39,300
and i wear ola kais for like uh show you know like on stage because they're cool sneakers and they

836
00:44:39,300 --> 00:44:43,220
feel great and they're amazing so i you know i'll spend money on that but otherwise yeah if i'm

837
00:44:43,220 --> 00:44:47,620
gonna spend money it's on a dress i'm gonna dress you yeah not the way it should i'm not a loafer's

838
00:44:47,620 --> 00:44:53,300
guy not a loafer's guy you don't think you could pull him off no it's easy to pull off a loafer

839
00:44:53,300 --> 00:44:58,260
that's the whole uh i see what he did with that one yeah yeah that's that craftiness

840
00:45:00,900 --> 00:45:02,420
everybody pinkies up for comedy

841
00:45:02,420 --> 00:45:07,860
yeah no i i like yeah i like the security of a lace up i like something like have you ever hit

842
00:45:07,860 --> 00:45:11,700
somebody with a humvee did you ever hit anybody with a humvee and watch their shoes fly off no

843
00:45:11,700 --> 00:45:17,620
it's crazy so i just i like lacing lacing them real tight i think you just admitted to a war

844
00:45:17,620 --> 00:45:25,780
crime on a full-on friendly fire did you ever run over somebody no never kill somebody innocent

845
00:45:25,780 --> 00:45:31,620
no dude no never kill somebody innocent it's a it's a thing in a comical fashion

846
00:45:33,220 --> 00:45:38,820
sneakers fly up and get wrapped around the telephone pole some things you can't unsee

847
00:45:41,140 --> 00:45:48,820
oh so you went around i mean you went around the world well i mean america on the amtrak right

848
00:45:48,820 --> 00:45:53,140
yeah like half of the country half of the country i did just a yeah a couple of couple months ago

849
00:45:53,140 --> 00:45:57,700
yeah for 30 like 30 days right no it was like two weeks two weeks okay okay okay because i was

850
00:45:57,700 --> 00:46:02,420
following you on twitter i was following i was following your stops and then i just stopped i

851
00:46:02,420 --> 00:46:08,020
couldn't i couldn't keep the twitter game going for that i know yeah you were updating really fast

852
00:46:08,020 --> 00:46:12,180
like what was what was give me some good stuff to happen on that oh my there were so many weird

853
00:46:12,180 --> 00:46:18,180
things that happened on this so just so everybody's uh up to speed so i i bought so okay let me back

854
00:46:18,180 --> 00:46:26,340
up i had a period from march until late september where i didn't have a single day without a deadline

855
00:46:26,340 --> 00:46:32,180
at work my day job right so it was killing i mean like fourth of july weekend i was still

856
00:46:32,180 --> 00:46:38,740
working on deadlines i mean it was just i was beat i had to step away so i had a i'd seen this thing

857
00:46:38,740 --> 00:46:47,940
amtrak has a 499 the usa rail pass so you can get on and off the train 10 times and

858
00:46:47,940 --> 00:46:54,020
that's it you can go anywhere but it's always in coach and you can do anywhere that amtrak goes you

859
00:46:54,020 --> 00:47:00,420
can go uh you know 10 times you get on the train and off so i started going up the i got on in

860
00:47:00,420 --> 00:47:05,860
birmingham and then we went up to like raleigh where my sister lives i saw her dc i got some buddies

861
00:47:06,580 --> 00:47:11,940
that i saw up there uh did a work thing there i went to new york city went up the hudson valley

862
00:47:11,940 --> 00:47:18,020
which was amazing buffalo i'd never been to upstate new york went around to chicago uh saw some

863
00:47:18,020 --> 00:47:23,060
friends there had never been up to the top of the sears tower the willis tower got to do that got

864
00:47:23,060 --> 00:47:29,940
a got to go out on the uh i did yeah i did a little glass the glass thing oh it's edge yeah yeah and

865
00:47:29,940 --> 00:47:35,300
i'm scared of heights too so i made i made myself i made myself you got you got to um and then went

866
00:47:35,300 --> 00:47:40,740
as far as minneapolis and then i did a i went to acme comedy club that was the highlight yeah um

867
00:47:40,740 --> 00:47:44,660
um so i was either going to go to minneapolis or i was going to go to quebec

868
00:47:46,020 --> 00:47:50,100
it'd be so there's a whole backstory about quebec but there's a reason i got to go back

869
00:47:50,100 --> 00:47:54,020
to quebec at some point but anyway i chose to go to his other family to minneapolis

870
00:47:56,500 --> 00:48:00,820
no other family and he stopped in washington to vote in the real election i don't make enough

871
00:48:00,820 --> 00:48:08,260
money for the one family i do have i'm not there's no other family living off living off of this money

872
00:48:08,260 --> 00:48:15,060
the amtrak family as he calls it yeah well you know that is a real thing i feel like those guys

873
00:48:15,060 --> 00:48:20,420
a lot of those guys are still part of me uh but that dude the train is different man when was the

874
00:48:20,420 --> 00:48:24,580
last time you rode amtrak for a long distance i mean i was young i mean probably like 12 or

875
00:48:24,580 --> 00:48:30,260
something like that yeah anybody anybody y'all what is the amtrak let me see okay so you know how far

876
00:48:30,260 --> 00:48:38,900
did you go in 2009 we went from brimingham to dc and then back down okay yeah so so one of the

877
00:48:38,900 --> 00:48:43,460
things is different right on a plane like you know exactly where you're going you're getting on flight

878
00:48:43,460 --> 00:48:49,780
1493 from you know huntsville to atlanta and then atlanta to boston or whatever you know it's just

879
00:48:49,780 --> 00:48:55,700
you know specifically what's going to happen on an amtrak you're just getting on today's crescent

880
00:48:55,700 --> 00:49:00,340
right and so you don't know like if you're going to if you're trying to get off in some stop like

881
00:49:00,340 --> 00:49:04,820
lynchburg tennessee or like lynchburg virginia you're like wait does the train go does the crescent

882
00:49:04,820 --> 00:49:10,420
go through there or do i have to like you have to have a map to go with your bookings to make that

883
00:49:10,420 --> 00:49:15,540
work and so like if you're trying to make your way to a specific place it's it's funny man

884
00:49:15,540 --> 00:49:21,380
everything's non-specific the trains just exist whether you're on it or not trains going nobody

885
00:49:21,380 --> 00:49:26,740
nobody cares you know um the conductors will put people off in the middle of nowhere like if they

886
00:49:26,740 --> 00:49:30,340
don't like how you're acting or whatever they just put you off the train in the next stop and they're

887
00:49:30,340 --> 00:49:34,260
like sorry you got to figure it out and some of those stops there's nothing oh damn some of the

888
00:49:34,260 --> 00:49:39,780
stuff yeah it's it's amazing it's a whole different world they're not in the customer service business

889
00:49:40,420 --> 00:49:45,140
they do not fuck around on amtrak yeah like as a grown man i've been yelled at

890
00:49:45,140 --> 00:49:52,260
maybe five times in my life and three of them were on that amtrak like actually yelled at by another

891
00:49:52,260 --> 00:49:57,700
grown human being i'm like where are we right now so that that run from uh birmingham to to

892
00:49:57,700 --> 00:50:04,900
greensboro north carolina was that it was a the southern train i mean it was just everything about

893
00:50:04,900 --> 00:50:12,500
it was like slower and like you know no communication and dirty and people didn't really care and then i

894
00:50:12,500 --> 00:50:17,060
took like a spur over to raleigh and then got on a different line and the other line was all east

895
00:50:17,060 --> 00:50:21,220
coast so it was different people talked faster moved faster they communicated with each other

896
00:50:21,220 --> 00:50:24,820
and then by the time you got to new york everybody knew the deal because they ride trains all the

897
00:50:24,820 --> 00:50:29,460
time so then everybody was quick quick quick but even still amtrak makes it a total mystery so you

898
00:50:29,460 --> 00:50:34,020
don't know what track you're boarding the train's boarding now nobody knows where you know and you

899
00:50:34,020 --> 00:50:38,500
know it will leave without you nobody cares so it's just it was a fascinating experience but i loved

900
00:50:38,500 --> 00:50:44,820
it i loved it that is exactly why we lost the civil war we don't know technology man dude 100

901
00:50:45,860 --> 00:50:50,020
oh man and then the poor people that were like so the train arrives in birmingham and it's heading

902
00:50:50,020 --> 00:50:53,940
north right which means it started that morning in new orleans so everybody's getting off all hung

903
00:50:53,940 --> 00:50:58,740
over and bleary-eyed because they'd been partying in new orleans all weekend and you know half of

904
00:50:58,740 --> 00:51:04,420
them are just it's the deep south you know so lots of people are just not in shape you know they're

905
00:51:04,420 --> 00:51:09,380
not the five straight up steps that you have to navigate to get off the train they weren't able

906
00:51:09,380 --> 00:51:16,020
to do it like people with huge heavy bags and knees that didn't exactly bend you know and then

907
00:51:16,020 --> 00:51:21,380
like that one swollen diabetic foot that's not in a shoe anymore and just kind of limping and the

908
00:51:21,380 --> 00:51:25,060
conductors are like hey we are not in the customer service business so you got yourself up there you

909
00:51:25,060 --> 00:51:29,380
got to get down and it's like nobody helping him and like seriously the lady fell right in front

910
00:51:29,380 --> 00:51:33,540
of me twisted her knee like kind of back behind her and she was screaming in pain and the conductor

911
00:51:33,540 --> 00:51:38,580
rolled her eyes like happens every day you know it's just like what is what is happening right now

912
00:51:39,380 --> 00:51:44,900
yeah and it was like the ego death like so the first 24 hours on the train all of my sense of

913
00:51:44,900 --> 00:51:50,020
like self-pride and ego was just dying it's just being flayed and then we you know i finally get

914
00:51:50,020 --> 00:51:54,740
off that train and then i had become accustomed to like living in coach and following the rules

915
00:51:54,740 --> 00:51:59,060
and being yelled at and life was good after that it was good you were institutionalized on the

916
00:51:59,060 --> 00:52:04,020
mk yeah 100 that's right i was i was morgan freeman by the time we got off that

917
00:52:05,620 --> 00:52:12,740
i was like get better living or get better died carved in the back of the wasn't sure i was

918
00:52:12,740 --> 00:52:19,700
gonna survive on the outside that's right that's right oh my gosh man but i mean traveling not just

919
00:52:19,700 --> 00:52:25,140
like across the country but international you were telling me once that you were in a place that had

920
00:52:25,140 --> 00:52:31,460
like it's like in somewhere in where europe borders asia but it's like a bunch of white redheaded

921
00:52:31,460 --> 00:52:40,100
muslims what hmm all right so wait i'm thinking about this yeah maybe i misremember this conversation

922
00:52:40,100 --> 00:52:45,140
there's a very white redheaded muslims you had me same here was i telling you the story i'm trying

923
00:52:45,140 --> 00:52:49,460
to think of where that would have been this is when i interviewed you uh we're oh we were talking

924
00:52:49,460 --> 00:52:56,020
about uh we were talking about macedonia yes okay so yeah so macedonia is in the balkans but it was

925
00:52:56,020 --> 00:53:04,580
the furthest um it was the furthest east that the ottoman empire had come into europe aside from the

926
00:53:04,580 --> 00:53:10,260
fact that they were at the gates of vienna for you know famous uh pushing the tide of the of the um

927
00:53:11,060 --> 00:53:16,420
you know the the invasion of europe back right so the gates of vienna there was a kind of a big

928
00:53:16,420 --> 00:53:21,540
thing but anyway so dom just pretend like you know what he's talking about you know that's what

929
00:53:23,300 --> 00:53:28,740
i'll get it i heard him go yeah the invasion of europe yeah the important thing dom is that

930
00:53:28,740 --> 00:53:34,500
you're here now and we're brothers so it's okay now it's okay you know they came from germany you

931
00:53:34,500 --> 00:53:40,980
win some you lose some that's what i know uh yeah yeah yeah so in yeah so in macedonia

932
00:53:40,980 --> 00:53:47,060
uh or the country's gotten north macedonia now um and it's like north of greece but it's in the

933
00:53:47,060 --> 00:53:55,220
balkans it's tucked away in this corner kind of near albania and croatia and um you know uh bosnia

934
00:53:55,220 --> 00:54:00,420
okay yeah that whole area the powder keg dude yeah yeah right in the middle of all that area

935
00:54:00,420 --> 00:54:08,820
and yeah and so it's it is uh historically um ethnically albanian culturally and you know

936
00:54:08,820 --> 00:54:15,940
religiously muslim in the one corner of it but the whole country is sort of both right so yeah it's a

937
00:54:15,940 --> 00:54:20,340
really interesting it's a really interesting mix and there was a there was a mosque there in the

938
00:54:20,340 --> 00:54:25,700
middle of the city from like the 1300s um you know right across the street from a you know

939
00:54:26,500 --> 00:54:31,700
like a kid's bookstore that was you know selling harry potter books you know it's kind of just an

940
00:54:31,700 --> 00:54:37,220
interesting interesting thing i went to a church called macedonia okay i think they were jehovah's

941
00:54:37,220 --> 00:54:44,660
witnesses were they that sounds greek orthodox well it was black people's oh yeah okay i don't

942
00:54:44,660 --> 00:54:49,300
know what they were but they weren't regular church right it wasn't it wasn't like baptist

943
00:54:49,300 --> 00:54:53,540
or something like that you know what i'm saying regular people it was something regular people

944
00:54:55,060 --> 00:54:59,060
we can't do this up there i'm kidding i assume this is the segment we're cutting

945
00:55:00,980 --> 00:55:02,340
the godfaring christians

946
00:55:02,340 --> 00:55:06,740
no i i respect everybody's tradition that's that's interesting but i mean and you know like the

947
00:55:06,740 --> 00:55:12,820
apostle paul was moving around all over there so from like thisel and nika that was that's in

948
00:55:12,820 --> 00:55:19,220
turkey now to like that whole area macedonia he was moving around preaching and when you go to

949
00:55:19,220 --> 00:55:25,780
um the capital city of scopia they've got a huge golden statue of alexander the great on a horse

950
00:55:25,780 --> 00:55:29,460
which is kind of their thumb in the eye of greece because they're like yeah i'll be like

951
00:55:29,460 --> 00:55:33,380
the greats our guy and so they had this whole battle with greece and that's why they have to

952
00:55:33,380 --> 00:55:38,260
be called north macedonia because greece was blocking them in the un calling themselves

953
00:55:38,260 --> 00:55:42,580
macedonia it's a whole it's a fascinating region of the world all former yugoslavia

954
00:55:43,380 --> 00:55:50,100
oh yeah yeah wild stuff man yeah cultural conflicts yeah and those seem a lot deeper than

955
00:55:50,100 --> 00:55:55,060
the ones that run here you know fascinating everybody in that city smoked everybody like

956
00:55:55,060 --> 00:56:00,660
just hardcore and it was children it was winter it was like january february yeah oh yeah kids

957
00:56:00,660 --> 00:56:04,900
smoked old people smoked they looked it was like national geographic i mean it was like

958
00:56:04,900 --> 00:56:09,860
just hardcore like you know everything was covered in snow people sitting around and like the

959
00:56:09,860 --> 00:56:13,700
communist party headquarters was across the street from the hotel that i was staying in

960
00:56:14,420 --> 00:56:19,700
and this was like this had been like the circle the traffic circle there had a statue of tito

961
00:56:19,700 --> 00:56:25,380
who had been like the communist leader of yugoslavia during the day so these guys were like

962
00:56:25,380 --> 00:56:30,980
hardcore you know commies like has nothing to do with the vodka by the way dom so what were they

963
00:56:30,980 --> 00:56:37,620
smoking oh just like turkish turkish tobacco cigarettes yeah yeah cigarettes but like inside

964
00:56:37,620 --> 00:56:44,180
everywhere every restaurant every bar inside the taxi cabs inside the hotel yeah my mom's from

965
00:56:44,180 --> 00:56:49,780
germany she said she she stopped smoking at 12 she started when she was eight right swear to god

966
00:56:49,780 --> 00:56:54,340
oh same same time smoking at 12 yeah yeah and the germans have a lot of influence there

967
00:56:54,900 --> 00:56:58,980
like a lot of influence that like a lot of the guys who were there spoke german that was kind

968
00:56:58,980 --> 00:57:03,460
of the european language to speak if you wanted job opportunity out of there

969
00:57:05,140 --> 00:57:08,820
look you learn something new every day here all the time i know i sure do yeah that's why

970
00:57:08,820 --> 00:57:12,180
people tuned into the comedy podcast i'm not sure what it was i'm not sure what it was

971
00:57:12,180 --> 00:57:18,260
tuned into the comedy podcast to learn about the basidonia dance very loose grasp on geopolitical

972
00:57:18,260 --> 00:57:24,340
history everybody likes comedy likes that shit yeah we should caveat this by saying like i know

973
00:57:24,340 --> 00:57:29,540
nothing about what i'm talking about like i go to play i am it's never stopped me from talking

974
00:57:29,540 --> 00:57:33,300
about it but i literally have no idea what i'm talking if you're on this show it's assumed that

975
00:57:33,300 --> 00:57:39,860
nobody knows that's right that's good all right making noise so you went to uh we found as you

976
00:57:39,860 --> 00:57:49,700
went to a mic dressed up as wilson from i did from uh castaway yeah yeah and then the mic was

977
00:57:49,700 --> 00:57:57,700
canceled yeah yeah that's hilarious i did and so i there so it was right around halloween last year

978
00:57:58,260 --> 00:58:02,820
and uh i went to this mic it was the mic was at otbx back then we had a mic there

979
00:58:03,380 --> 00:58:07,060
and i thought everybody was gonna be dressed up it was like the night before halloween or something

980
00:58:07,060 --> 00:58:13,540
and i came out and i had my face was like painted like a like a uh like a volleyball with the hand

981
00:58:13,540 --> 00:58:18,820
print on it and i had like grass sticking up out of the top in a headband the headbands had wilson

982
00:58:18,820 --> 00:58:26,660
on it and i had written a whole like six minute bit as wilson talking about this really bad breakup

983
00:58:26,660 --> 00:58:31,940
i had with this guy that i had this romantic relationship with in the islands and you know

984
00:58:31,940 --> 00:58:37,300
like it was so amazing we lived right by the beach and the air and it was so amazing and then one day

985
00:58:37,300 --> 00:58:42,420
he left and he wanted to go sailing and we got across the waves and then and then i fell off the

986
00:58:42,420 --> 00:58:47,460
boat and he wouldn't come save me and i was calling out for him and he just he cried but he sailed off

987
00:58:47,460 --> 00:58:53,300
somewhere else and i've never seen him again anyway it was uh yeah i don't i haven't read that bit in

988
00:58:53,300 --> 00:58:58,420
a while but i was so excited to do that and then it was just canceled so i'm just standing on the

989
00:58:58,420 --> 00:59:06,100
street in the middle of like downtown huntsville dressed like a volleyball with no place to go so

990
00:59:06,100 --> 00:59:09,780
i went and did my bit for the lady at the uh drive-through line at taco bell and made myself

991
00:59:09,780 --> 00:59:15,380
feel better can you do it again like one day i would like to see that yeah the problem is like

992
00:59:15,380 --> 00:59:20,180
when you see the picture it's a little dicey like the you have to know that that's a red handprint

993
00:59:20,180 --> 00:59:25,460
because oh yeah i didn't even think if the lighting's not right on that one that that's

994
00:59:25,460 --> 00:59:29,220
sure kind of that looked a little problematic it'll be inserted there

995
00:59:32,500 --> 00:59:36,820
so i promise you my whole head was white i had the grass sticking up out of the top

996
00:59:37,620 --> 00:59:44,580
uh it was brutal but yeah i'll do it someday i'll do it yeah yeah that's gonna be good that was

997
00:59:44,580 --> 00:59:49,460
that was early days in my uh comedy career how long you've been doing stand-up uh a little over

998
00:59:49,460 --> 00:59:55,300
a year i'm in my second year see that's that's fucking bat shit crazy yeah you want to come see

999
00:59:55,300 --> 01:00:01,940
a paulist fucking comedian and gassed the fucking jokes and i yeah i thought i even i know you told

1000
01:00:01,940 --> 01:00:06,980
me before but i could have sworn it was over i thought you said like three years well i lied to

1001
01:00:06,980 --> 01:00:14,500
you just because i wanted to get on the podcast early so missing a con with jokes on you i know

1002
01:00:14,500 --> 01:00:20,900
you know so i like that's me doing stand-up so i've obviously done i did theater i had a job at like

1003
01:00:20,900 --> 01:00:25,780
the jungle cruise for a while when i was uh between high school and college and that was like stand-up

1004
01:00:25,780 --> 01:00:32,020
all the time right and by the way best job i ever had to this day best absolute best job i've ever

1005
01:00:32,020 --> 01:00:37,860
had so um i've always loved it but my life just took a turn for a while and i was focused on other

1006
01:00:37,860 --> 01:00:43,140
stuff yeah hell yeah yeah yeah so i've always and i was looking back through some stuff i've been

1007
01:00:43,140 --> 01:00:48,260
writing jokes kind of constantly like in the margins and and that kind of stuff for a while but

1008
01:00:48,260 --> 01:00:53,860
um see like you're uh i just started doing it this is an example it doesn't matter what age you are

1009
01:00:53,860 --> 01:01:03,300
you could be 21 20 45 36 how do you uh yeah 46 okay i took a year off all right well yeah because

1010
01:01:03,300 --> 01:01:09,300
in my on stage i say 45 because i there's one point where i'm talking about i'm halfway to 90

1011
01:01:09,300 --> 01:01:13,780
and i i don't want to get into the numbers you know so i may as well just leave it at 45 for a

1012
01:01:13,780 --> 01:01:19,220
while i'll be jack benny until i'm 50 well yeah man and you came in you're smack and you just did

1013
01:01:19,220 --> 01:01:24,580
your first first uh pay gig at stand-up live is that your first one or maybe i'm wrong about

1014
01:01:24,580 --> 01:01:29,460
yeah first book show at stand-up live first book show at stand-up it's a big deal real close yeah

1015
01:01:29,460 --> 01:01:36,820
that would know it was exciting it was very exciting oh hey thank you that's more applause

1016
01:01:36,820 --> 01:01:44,420
than i got at stand-up life hell no no no you did real good it was uh it was a joy to see

1017
01:01:44,420 --> 01:01:50,100
and i would like to say this i texted dan i said hey man how was how did stand-up live go i received

1018
01:01:50,100 --> 01:01:57,700
10 paragraphs i i loved it i loved it but i hope you know you go so above and beyond more so than

1019
01:01:57,700 --> 01:02:01,620
if i would have texted dom it would have been not even a sentence it would have been like a phrase

1020
01:02:01,620 --> 01:02:06,900
been like it was good i was drunk it sucked like something like that yeah my my first draft of

1021
01:02:06,900 --> 01:02:13,060
anything is the wordiest version of anything you could ever see i like lengthy thought you know

1022
01:02:13,620 --> 01:02:18,580
stuff and it goes on for way too long so that's what i'm that's my brand no you dropped wisdom

1023
01:02:18,580 --> 01:02:24,260
it's my brain drop drop some gems he was telling me about this experience he had with an older

1024
01:02:24,260 --> 01:02:33,140
native american man on a trail somewhere i was i was mesmerized it all ties together yeah it did

1025
01:02:33,140 --> 01:02:38,740
yeah well the and the point of it is that there's no one show there's no one moment where you ever

1026
01:02:38,740 --> 01:02:43,780
arrive right we're just on the journey we're just on the process yeah but you got your milestones

1027
01:02:43,780 --> 01:02:47,940
that you you know you set for yourself like everybody you got to set your milestones and

1028
01:02:47,940 --> 01:02:52,260
you just hit one i'm had to have right yeah no that was it was exciting it was really exciting

1029
01:02:52,260 --> 01:02:57,620
it's a big scenic view yeah and it was and it's definitely something that i'm really um thankful

1030
01:02:57,620 --> 01:03:03,380
for here in huntsville that there's a scene that now there's kind of a path where guys like scott

1031
01:03:03,380 --> 01:03:08,980
eason and the folks that stand up live are creating a space for local comics to get on stage

1032
01:03:08,980 --> 01:03:14,020
there's a sort of a i don't know if it's a pipeline but there's at least a process to get on stage at

1033
01:03:14,020 --> 01:03:20,260
the open mics and then get on stage uh for the the local showcases and to you know really kind of

1034
01:03:20,260 --> 01:03:24,180
see that room in different from different perspectives is great it was it was huge

1035
01:03:24,740 --> 01:03:30,100
yeah that is dude i just geeked out about the green room yeah i was wondering i was wondering

1036
01:03:30,100 --> 01:03:35,060
don't don't tell too much about it i took a i took a run it to be a surprise let me just say

1037
01:03:35,060 --> 01:03:40,340
there's sugar-free red bull in the fridge i know free yeah well i didn't know where to put any

1038
01:03:40,340 --> 01:03:46,660
dollars so i was free oh i think it was free oh damn that's big that's big time yeah no it's a

1039
01:03:46,660 --> 01:03:50,660
it was a good green room yeah and and signed on the wall with all kinds of cool people that have

1040
01:03:50,660 --> 01:03:55,060
been through there yeah it was it was good it was meaningful hell yeah it's awesome and seeing you

1041
01:03:55,060 --> 01:04:00,580
in the audience was fantastic hell yeah i had to come see it man i heard it was your guys' first

1042
01:04:00,580 --> 01:04:06,340
time and i was yeah oh man i'm there and it was fucking amazing like the whole night i stay i

1043
01:04:06,340 --> 01:04:11,060
stay for scott uh and then all of the the showcase i didn't stay for the hairliner because i had to

1044
01:04:11,060 --> 01:04:15,700
get back okay yeah but all you guys did great man it was fun there's a pretty fun room too

1045
01:04:15,700 --> 01:04:22,180
it was a fun it was a fun room smaller crowd that night yeah but man and and it's always amazing

1046
01:04:22,180 --> 01:04:26,740
how you really can't see into the darkness but when you do see somebody you know you see them

1047
01:04:27,300 --> 01:04:32,740
and i like i told you i was so glad to see your five head shining in the lights out there man it

1048
01:04:32,740 --> 01:04:36,900
was amazing i was like all right i can at least there's one guy i can play too that was good

1049
01:04:36,900 --> 01:04:45,540
yeah yeah man speaking of uh uh did you know southwest is giving um more room to plus size

1050
01:04:45,540 --> 01:04:50,740
passengers i did not i did not know that are you excited about it i i these are the things i don't

1051
01:04:50,740 --> 01:04:55,860
want to know about frankly why would you say that to him though he's talking about five heads

1052
01:04:58,740 --> 01:05:05,220
yeah i dude i don't ever want to need to know that but i'm sure it will probably come in handy

1053
01:05:05,220 --> 01:05:09,700
at some point yeah see i bet they give you a hard time about getting on the plane

1054
01:05:10,420 --> 01:05:15,780
why oh yeah you know what but i have never got searched oh randomly selected not never

1055
01:05:15,780 --> 01:05:20,980
one time randomly select right they're like he's sweating but we know why they just come on through

1056
01:05:20,980 --> 01:05:22,580
yeah that's the same thing

1057
01:05:28,340 --> 01:05:33,140
this is day two this is the second episode i'm getting verbally abused here no not at all man

1058
01:05:33,140 --> 01:05:39,620
i'm sitting here sweating on your podcast so hey i mean brandon sitting right over there

1059
01:05:39,620 --> 01:05:42,980
can you sweat this is the guy i turn the ac on a 66

1060
01:05:46,500 --> 01:05:51,540
it's comfortable you guys ain't comfortable no yeah it's comfy it's fine i'm as comfortable as

1061
01:05:51,540 --> 01:05:59,940
i ever am yeah that's i don't know oh yeah what you got jj yeah so you got a whole list you got

1062
01:05:59,940 --> 01:06:05,540
some backstory here i know yeah we got a lot your deep your deep research scares me so we may as

1063
01:06:05,540 --> 01:06:10,820
well just pull it out what do you got no uh steel throwing stars and nunchucks i'm not exactly sure

1064
01:06:10,820 --> 01:06:18,340
where that one is headed yeah what what what about that oh well that was written down sometimes our

1065
01:06:18,340 --> 01:06:23,060
intel guy just puts stuff on there and we just have to figure out what the fuck well dude all

1066
01:06:23,060 --> 01:06:28,820
right so if you grew up in the 80s man you were into ninjas i don't care like if you were if you

1067
01:06:28,820 --> 01:06:34,660
liked you know action sports you were into ninjas it was a huge thing in the 80s and the ninja

1068
01:06:34,660 --> 01:06:40,980
turtles was my my jam and uh like i found a couple of throwing stars at a garage sale and i always

1069
01:06:40,980 --> 01:06:45,700
had my own money because i had a job since i was 10 and i yeah bought those throwing stars but

1070
01:06:45,700 --> 01:06:50,660
the thing is when you buy the throwing stars they're never sharp so that was a problem but

1071
01:06:50,660 --> 01:06:54,900
we had like a vice grip and you know all the stuff in the garage that we needed so i filed that stuff

1072
01:06:54,900 --> 01:06:59,540
down and they were sharp my stuff was ready to go you never know when you're gonna need the throwing

1073
01:06:59,540 --> 01:07:04,180
stars but i had it and i was good man i could like flip flip you know put them into a tree do

1074
01:07:04,180 --> 01:07:09,220
whatever had to happen can you can you do nunchucks right now if somebody gave you a set i could

1075
01:07:09,220 --> 01:07:13,780
probably fake the funk a little bit yeah but i would also i can't do the even the hit thing

1076
01:07:13,780 --> 01:07:19,140
you may as well just you know open up epic fails submission portal because that's where that video

1077
01:07:19,140 --> 01:07:24,100
is probably gonna end up going but yeah i know i had legitimate wood nunchucks with the swivel

1078
01:07:24,100 --> 01:07:28,980
in the chain this was the kind of thing if you were 13 and you had wood nunchucks you were you

1079
01:07:28,980 --> 01:07:33,540
know nobody was gonna mess with you and nobody was gonna take that away at school either like

1080
01:07:33,540 --> 01:07:39,060
that wasn't so i finished high school pre-columbine so nobody had an issue with people that had weapons

1081
01:07:39,060 --> 01:07:44,980
at school it was just like you shouldn't right but i remember a guy in school had a rifle at school

1082
01:07:44,980 --> 01:07:48,740
wow and they just made him go put it in his truck and like leave it in your truck for the rest of

1083
01:07:48,740 --> 01:07:51,540
the day because they knew he had it because he'd gone hunting and he didn't want to leave in the

1084
01:07:51,540 --> 01:07:57,380
truck because he didn't want to get broken in yeah yeah my dad told me a story where he had to do a

1085
01:07:57,380 --> 01:08:02,660
speech and it was like a speech in his public speaking class and he did how to clean a rifle

1086
01:08:02,660 --> 01:08:07,620
yeah and he just walked in the school with it nobody said a word that's right and that just blows my

1087
01:08:07,620 --> 01:08:13,860
mind well back in the day you have to worry about people for the i mean it was it was mass shooting

1088
01:08:13,860 --> 01:08:17,780
in schools that's just one thing i mean it happened occasionally you'd hear somebody

1089
01:08:17,780 --> 01:08:23,220
like with a beef coming to school because you wanted to settle the beef right and every now and

1090
01:08:23,220 --> 01:08:27,620
then you'd hear that but it wasn't it wasn't but that was like a hit almost you know like it was

1091
01:08:27,620 --> 01:08:32,020
like they're coming to kill that one person people might get shot and uh being around them but this

1092
01:08:32,020 --> 01:08:36,500
is like people just going in there like oh i want to kill innocent people today blows my mind yeah

1093
01:08:38,020 --> 01:08:43,140
yeah no i mean we definitely had we definitely had explosives and firearms and part of science

1094
01:08:43,140 --> 01:08:50,260
projects all the time he said explosives yeah like no i did i did a science project on like what makes

1095
01:08:50,260 --> 01:08:54,660
an explosion work and talk about like the expanding gases and all that kind of stuff and i had like a

1096
01:08:54,660 --> 01:08:59,380
little video of me like you know setting off fireworks and blowing things up you know like

1097
01:08:59,380 --> 01:09:03,060
if you drop a firework in water how it explodes differently than if you just throw it on the

1098
01:09:03,060 --> 01:09:07,940
ground or put in a can or whatever i feel like you definitely had like an anarchist cookbook

1099
01:09:07,940 --> 01:09:14,340
i did yeah i remember downloading that in college when i found out about it and i was like just

1100
01:09:14,340 --> 01:09:18,820
sitting in like the engineering lab or the computer lab at college because we didn't all have our own

1101
01:09:18,820 --> 01:09:24,100
computers in our rooms yet like this is the big transition but i remember like oh this is a thing

1102
01:09:24,100 --> 01:09:29,380
and i found on the internet and i printed it at the printer in the computer lab in college and had

1103
01:09:29,380 --> 01:09:35,300
that thing for a while it's probably still in a box somewhere in my house but it was like the the

1104
01:09:35,300 --> 01:09:41,540
the diagrams and the graphics and that thing were garbage so i wouldn't recommend it wow so we have

1105
01:09:41,540 --> 01:09:49,940
this here sitting here on the table but aren't you uh endorsed by captain morgan yeah that endorsement

1106
01:09:49,940 --> 01:09:57,140
has run out tell us about tell us about the captain the captain the captain got me through

1107
01:09:57,140 --> 01:10:03,620
college so i um i signed up for a modeling and talent agency in college because i've like i said

1108
01:10:03,620 --> 01:10:07,780
i've had a job since i was 10 always need a little extra money money was tight in my family

1109
01:10:08,420 --> 01:10:13,540
so i signed up for a modeling and talent agency but obviously you've seen my face so that nobody

1110
01:10:13,540 --> 01:10:19,220
called for a while and uh eventually i got a phone call one night it was on like a friday night

1111
01:10:19,860 --> 01:10:24,820
and they were like hey um we've got a job tomorrow but some people dropped out we're really in a

1112
01:10:24,820 --> 01:10:29,540
bind could you be there tomorrow at 9 a.m on a saturday and i was like dude i'm there and they

1113
01:10:29,540 --> 01:10:34,740
were like it's like 12 dollars an hour which back then the minimum wage was 425 so i'm like yes

1114
01:10:35,300 --> 01:10:40,580
i'm in so i went and did like a full day's work for 12 bucks an hour doing like i forget what it

1115
01:10:40,580 --> 01:10:47,380
was it was something very minor like handing out um free samples of gum that like promotions

1116
01:10:47,380 --> 01:10:52,260
companies would come to so then i moved up on their list and what ended up happening was i was the

1117
01:10:52,260 --> 01:10:57,220
guy who would always pick up the phone so it didn't after a while it didn't matter how i looked i

1118
01:10:57,220 --> 01:11:05,300
became like all reliable exactly exactly i just became the kind of the weird looking guy who was

1119
01:11:05,300 --> 01:11:09,380
easy to work with and always showed up and i just did what i said i was going to do i was never a

1120
01:11:09,380 --> 01:11:14,340
problem for anybody and then seagrams came out and they were doing like a multi-week promotion

1121
01:11:14,340 --> 01:11:20,180
in new orleans to um right around the launch of their whatever their version of malibu rum was

1122
01:11:20,180 --> 01:11:24,820
so it was like called i don't know it was like coconut it was like captain morgan's coconut

1123
01:11:24,820 --> 01:11:30,740
parrot bay parrot bay that's it parrot bay i still have a bunch of parrot bay uh chachkis and stuff

1124
01:11:31,780 --> 01:11:36,980
in my uh memory box yeah so uh so i showed up and they're like how tall are you and they're like

1125
01:11:36,980 --> 01:11:42,420
perfect and so i was captain morgan at like all these bars around new orleans all these bars

1126
01:11:42,420 --> 01:11:47,860
around the friends quarter like going like going to people with if you've ever been in a bar where

1127
01:11:47,860 --> 01:11:52,340
somebody's handing out free shots that's what i was doing yeah it was fantastic dressed to the gills

1128
01:11:52,340 --> 01:11:58,500
though dressed to the gills paid 15 bucks an hour amazing just escorted around and then i had like

1129
01:11:58,500 --> 01:12:05,300
pirate girls that came with me it was it was okay hey you a big ball yeah and then i got tips in the

1130
01:12:05,300 --> 01:12:11,540
gay bars that was the most hell yeah i made money that that makes you feel dance is twirling yeah

1131
01:12:12,420 --> 01:12:17,780
he takes the feather off his hat like tickles him with it absolutely man whatever it takes

1132
01:12:17,780 --> 01:12:25,060
oh i hear you i mean i hear you it was great yeah yeah and so the lesson is be easy to work with

1133
01:12:25,060 --> 01:12:29,700
do what you say you're gonna do if you if you take a job show up at the job and just be the the person

1134
01:12:29,700 --> 01:12:34,100
everybody wants to hang out with and you get the work there were always people better looking than

1135
01:12:34,100 --> 01:12:39,700
me more talented than me whatever just be the guy that is easy to work with so that's what i

1136
01:12:39,700 --> 01:12:45,460
that's what i took away and be available yeah yeah championship teams need role players dude

1137
01:12:45,460 --> 01:12:51,940
yeah yeah yeah that's right central that's right so i'm like grunk yeah yeah grunk

1138
01:12:51,940 --> 01:12:57,060
mike tyson man i'm more like a tight end like you don't think about me until blocking tight end

1139
01:12:57,060 --> 01:13:02,500
yeah i'm a blocking tight end that's exactly what i am what'd you say oh i feel like mike tyson i

1140
01:13:02,500 --> 01:13:07,220
mean he's you went a little you went a little different way yeah it doesn't pertain it's not

1141
01:13:07,220 --> 01:13:14,500
a team sport oh well then and he's also maybe the world's greatest fighter that ever lived yeah i

1142
01:13:14,500 --> 01:13:19,060
mean there's also that i'm not in mike tyson territory i'm more in like it's a great compliment

1143
01:13:19,060 --> 01:13:25,220
i'm more like i'm more like riddick bow on the olympic team that's that's where i'm at

1144
01:13:26,020 --> 01:13:29,860
oh yeah well first of all you only have been doing it i can't i still can't believe it's only been

1145
01:13:29,860 --> 01:13:34,500
doing for two years and when you guys go out and see them i mean you're gonna see refined you're

1146
01:13:34,500 --> 01:13:39,140
gonna see we're perfect good shit like a single malt whiskey yeah oh and if you're if you're

1147
01:13:39,140 --> 01:13:45,220
stand up he's been through the charcoal he just learned that you're welcome you're welcome that

1148
01:13:45,220 --> 01:13:50,660
was the pre-game lecture yeah i have to teach people stuff so i remember it i come prepared

1149
01:13:50,660 --> 01:13:54,980
with all kinds of stuff that has nothing to do with comedy whatsoever i just talk about scotch

1150
01:13:54,980 --> 01:14:00,020
no well first of all i appreciate that and uh it's true that i really have no idea what i'm doing

1151
01:14:00,020 --> 01:14:05,300
so i i just i'm very aware of how little i know but does anybody know i just put my head into it

1152
01:14:05,300 --> 01:14:10,500
all right in this game does anybody there's no there's no formula i don't know there's some

1153
01:14:10,500 --> 01:14:16,420
people there's some people here that really have a knack for how comedy works what's funny they

1154
01:14:16,420 --> 01:14:24,180
have an intrinsic instinctive i think nico's one of those guys jaylen brown jaylen sci-fi those guys

1155
01:14:24,180 --> 01:14:28,500
really it feels effortless when they're up there they're just playing with the audience

1156
01:14:28,500 --> 01:14:36,420
oh yeah yeah and they're doing material too oh yeah true i learned a lot i i take a lot of notes

1157
01:14:36,420 --> 01:14:41,460
just watching other people do their stuff yeah yeah so that's why you got any advice for that

1158
01:14:41,460 --> 01:14:47,380
because you know this is clown college so what would be your advice this is a learning institution

1159
01:14:47,380 --> 01:14:51,940
dance good advice first of all but uh you got one piece of advice you want to give like somebody

1160
01:14:51,940 --> 01:15:00,260
who's an open micer or uh who's maybe thinking about coming out and oh yeah yeah don't wait

1161
01:15:00,260 --> 01:15:05,380
that's i mean if you take one lesson away from me don't wait jack i talked to you about this forever

1162
01:15:05,380 --> 01:15:11,380
there's no reason to wait it's not going to be perfect it can't be perfect right so you may as

1163
01:15:11,380 --> 01:15:16,260
well just get out there and start getting better and don't let perfect get in the way of just doing

1164
01:15:16,260 --> 01:15:22,180
it i think that's that's the thing and i i probably waited far longer than i should have you know i was

1165
01:15:22,180 --> 01:15:26,500
focused on other stuff in my life so there were some times where i think maybe i should have

1166
01:15:26,500 --> 01:15:30,420
started 10 years earlier i don't know if my personal life would have survived me starting

1167
01:15:30,420 --> 01:15:35,220
this 10 years earlier i there were some things i had to do to kind of get my own shit together

1168
01:15:35,220 --> 01:15:41,540
before i could really move out in that way but if it's something you want to do don't do i mean

1169
01:15:41,540 --> 01:15:47,780
there's literally no reason uh that should prevent you from getting on stage the next available mic

1170
01:15:48,740 --> 01:15:53,060
you know write a little bit and get up and test it that's what you got to do when everybody goes

1171
01:15:53,060 --> 01:15:57,220
home at night they're not going to remember your set no they're not going to think about you at all

1172
01:15:57,220 --> 01:16:02,020
and if you go up if like uh like if people go up before me because i don't have the notebook i need

1173
01:16:02,020 --> 01:16:05,460
to start bringing a notebook out so i could write yeah because because like i'll laugh at someone

1174
01:16:05,460 --> 01:16:09,380
but i'm going to tell them about that at the end but if if you go up before me i'm thinking about

1175
01:16:09,380 --> 01:16:13,780
my set you know i'm saying i have to i have to get my set down because you know i don't read on

1176
01:16:13,780 --> 01:16:17,780
i'm not going to read my notes on stage even when i have them up there i'm not reading i just use it

1177
01:16:17,780 --> 01:16:23,460
as a so i have to practice my set in my head to uh to get it through but if i had a notebook

1178
01:16:23,460 --> 01:16:27,540
because i'm still watching but if i had a notebook i can just write down like i'll dance at this

1179
01:16:28,260 --> 01:16:32,340
and get and give back more feedback yeah and sometimes somebody will talk about something

1180
01:16:32,340 --> 01:16:38,340
that reminds you of something totally else in your life that could be a premise for the next joke so

1181
01:16:38,340 --> 01:16:42,980
i'm always jotting ideas down sometimes it's about the things you're talking about sometimes it's

1182
01:16:42,980 --> 01:16:47,300
like oh that's funny that reminds me of this other story i need to find a way to tell

1183
01:16:47,300 --> 01:16:54,740
that's good right so yeah there's that i think um one of the things is try to try to make it as

1184
01:16:54,740 --> 01:16:59,620
professional as you can as early as you can and so professional being try to get off book when you

1185
01:16:59,620 --> 01:17:04,660
get up if you have five minutes you should practice enough before you get there to try to get off book

1186
01:17:04,660 --> 01:17:08,020
unless it's stuff you wrote that day i mean obviously it's an open mic you have the ability

1187
01:17:08,020 --> 01:17:13,060
to you know read from your notes and kind of remind yourself but the process of getting off book

1188
01:17:13,860 --> 01:17:18,340
is a professional step forward you have to be off book if you're going to do five minutes as an

1189
01:17:18,340 --> 01:17:24,660
opening set on on a show and so getting off book it's a stressor that you add to yourself but it's

1190
01:17:24,660 --> 01:17:28,980
a good one because it forces that memorization process it forces the rehearsal process which

1191
01:17:28,980 --> 01:17:33,700
is only going to make your delivery better and it forces you to be kind of more in the moment

1192
01:17:33,700 --> 01:17:40,500
without that lifeline of a you know a set list waiting over there on the stool so that's it but

1193
01:17:40,500 --> 01:17:45,860
that is um i don't judge anybody that's looking at a set list but i think for me that's been a tip

1194
01:17:46,420 --> 01:17:52,180
that i got from a comedy class that i took that was something that i've kind of taken a heart like

1195
01:17:52,180 --> 01:17:58,180
really try to be off book when you're on stage i like that that one has kind of forced my hand

1196
01:17:58,180 --> 01:18:05,460
forced me forward a little faster maybe okay and it gives you time like um do you think it gives you

1197
01:18:05,460 --> 01:18:10,500
better it helps you perform better because you know it's a performance too you're telling jokes

1198
01:18:10,500 --> 01:18:14,580
yeah but it's a performance do you think that helps you perform better i think so right because

1199
01:18:14,580 --> 01:18:18,420
you're not thinking about the stool you're not thinking about whether the set list is on your

1200
01:18:18,420 --> 01:18:24,820
phone or it's on a card or however you do your set list um it's it's not there for you to lean

1201
01:18:24,820 --> 01:18:30,580
back and look so you have no choice but to look at people and finish your joke in somebody's eyes

1202
01:18:30,580 --> 01:18:34,980
and finish your point over here and i'm going to do a set up for you and i'm going to do the punch

1203
01:18:34,980 --> 01:18:41,540
line to you and if that i think just that pattern changes your delivery and your performance quicker

1204
01:18:42,260 --> 01:18:48,820
i i mean that's just what i've seen for me for me again asterisk i have no idea what i'm talking

1205
01:18:48,820 --> 01:18:54,180
about yeah right this guy's good too trust me just go see him yeah see him everywhere you you do you

1206
01:18:54,180 --> 01:19:00,260
do uh your producer on homegrown co-producer co-producer on homegrown yeah that's what jonathan

1207
01:19:00,260 --> 01:19:06,660
silver said i am so i'm taking it hell yeah he said he said that so i wouldn't leave um i think uh

1208
01:19:06,660 --> 01:19:12,100
yeah so this is a really cool thing that jonathan silver did so uh the homegrown comedy show has

1209
01:19:12,100 --> 01:19:19,060
been in huntsville for 11 years plus now um it's the second longest running show here in huntsville

1210
01:19:19,060 --> 01:19:24,260
11 years a long time for a show to go on it's a monthly show lots of different producers matthew

1211
01:19:24,260 --> 01:19:29,940
tate was a a long time producer uh roy harrison was a producer i don't know who was before those

1212
01:19:29,940 --> 01:19:35,620
guys because i i haven't been engaged that long uh so jonathan inherited he called me one day i was

1213
01:19:35,620 --> 01:19:41,700
in i was in uh maryland on on a business trip in a staples parking lot waiting for a proposal to

1214
01:19:41,700 --> 01:19:47,300
finish printing because that's the the dark side of my life is just the uh mindlessness of my of

1215
01:19:47,300 --> 01:19:53,460
my job um i'm kidding i'm you know i'm helping somebody no matter what i do anyway so i'm sitting

1216
01:19:53,460 --> 01:19:58,340
in a staples parking lot and jonathan calls me and he's like hey what what do you think about a

1217
01:19:58,340 --> 01:20:03,060
residency which is kind of a funny idea right you know like there's always the vegas residency

1218
01:20:03,060 --> 01:20:08,500
and he's like would you be in ours and of course this is jonathan's consummate salesman selling me

1219
01:20:08,500 --> 01:20:13,380
on the idea of uh being part of the monthly lineup every month for homegrown he's like what do you

1220
01:20:13,380 --> 01:20:18,580
think about doing a residency where every month you're on homegrown i was like i'm i'm in and i

1221
01:20:18,580 --> 01:20:24,500
told him i was like okay so my my starting uh you know pay is a thousand dollars a set

1222
01:20:25,300 --> 01:20:29,140
but we can negotiate from there an industry standard and he was like i was thinking about

1223
01:20:29,140 --> 01:20:33,220
like nothing guaranteed but tips what do you think about that i was like i'm in we'll let's

1224
01:20:33,220 --> 01:20:38,660
we'll do that um and that's been fantastic so that's every month the second friday of every month

1225
01:20:38,660 --> 01:20:44,260
in the same place the speakeasy is straight to ill you've been on it you've been on it it's i

1226
01:20:44,260 --> 01:20:52,260
think this has um real potential to you know obviously keep going and to build uh kind of a

1227
01:20:52,260 --> 01:20:59,140
following of people that know that we're there and and come out on a on a repeat basis so i'm

1228
01:20:59,140 --> 01:21:03,700
excited to be a part of it and thankful to you know to have that and it's forced me because i've

1229
01:21:03,700 --> 01:21:08,500
had some weeks were really good and i've had some sets that i was not excited about how they went

1230
01:21:09,060 --> 01:21:13,380
i made some mistakes and then have to come back the next month and be like okay it's now or never

1231
01:21:13,380 --> 01:21:18,820
we're going to fix this we're going to live with the shame of last time um as a tattoo and it's uh

1232
01:21:18,820 --> 01:21:23,540
it's been a good process of learning how to get back on the horse and uh jump back in there oh

1233
01:21:23,540 --> 01:21:29,700
yeah for sure the the last the last homegrown taught me that going up there when you hosting

1234
01:21:29,700 --> 01:21:33,940
bomb pretty much bombing the host set and then having to get back up every time to bring up

1235
01:21:33,940 --> 01:21:40,100
somebody new i mean it really makes you think like do i want to do this you have to want to do it to

1236
01:21:40,100 --> 01:21:44,420
be able to bring yourself back up there you did good too didn't he whenever uh because you you

1237
01:21:44,420 --> 01:21:48,980
know the first the set didn't go good but you got him back with the joke about me and then at the

1238
01:21:48,980 --> 01:21:54,980
end uh about don't beat your wife or whatever no go go buy a drink cheat on your wife yeah cheat on

1239
01:21:54,980 --> 01:22:00,420
your wife okay you got yeah but i mean that that even though it wasn't necessarily a great set that

1240
01:22:00,420 --> 01:22:05,860
i did i value that just as much as i would if i like killed the show just because it teaches you

1241
01:22:05,860 --> 01:22:11,300
something you know i dan me and you we talked about this on a different homegrown show like

1242
01:22:11,300 --> 01:22:16,660
you feel yourself going up there and like growing as a comedian in real time because you're like oh

1243
01:22:16,660 --> 01:22:21,380
shit like growing like a starfish like you just had your arm chopped off and it's you know it's

1244
01:22:21,380 --> 01:22:26,020
gonna grow back because you're a starfish but ow it hurts right now because the shark got me

1245
01:22:26,020 --> 01:22:31,860
and everybody knows dude everybody knows oh man there's no worse feeling it's a public shame but

1246
01:22:31,860 --> 01:22:37,380
you know it's being able to bounce back from that really makes you think do i want to do this

1247
01:22:37,380 --> 01:22:41,860
and forcing yourself to go back up there and continuing to do it i mean that's what the

1248
01:22:41,860 --> 01:22:47,140
process is hell yeah well that i tell you that i mean i think that's the quiet genius of having

1249
01:22:47,140 --> 01:22:53,380
kind of the same crew on the same show month after month is that it's you you're not just doing it

1250
01:22:53,380 --> 01:22:56,740
for you you've got other people relying on you have no choice but next month i gotta get back

1251
01:22:56,740 --> 01:23:01,620
up and i gotta do better yeah because i don't want to turn over an audience that's not hot

1252
01:23:01,620 --> 01:23:08,100
to the next guy so i got people depending on me to do better next time i can't walk away i can't take

1253
01:23:08,100 --> 01:23:13,780
my ball and go home i can't cry in a corner for too long i need to rewrite my shit and do it better

1254
01:23:13,780 --> 01:23:18,420
next time all right dude i just don't remember that you said that i forgot i went up to dame

1255
01:23:18,420 --> 01:23:23,060
before the show that we that we both bumped i was like hey don't worry about it i swear to god

1256
01:23:23,060 --> 01:23:28,180
i was like don't worry about it i got my end joke's gonna get him right for me i swear to god i said

1257
01:23:28,180 --> 01:23:37,780
that yeah you also said i might run over a little bit famous last words yeah oh my gosh oh shit

1258
01:23:37,780 --> 01:23:42,660
that's when i hear my mom in my head my mom was great for like quoting scripture at me

1259
01:23:42,660 --> 01:23:47,940
and like in a way that was like helpful but also not what i needed i could have used a hug mom

1260
01:23:47,940 --> 01:23:52,020
you know but she would sit back and she was like in this case she would say well the bible says

1261
01:23:52,020 --> 01:23:56,180
pride goeth before destruction and a haughty spirit before a fall and i would just be like

1262
01:23:56,180 --> 01:24:02,420
thanks i really don't need to hear that now i mean i've already fallen i just i lived it yeah i'm

1263
01:24:02,420 --> 01:24:11,380
very badly burned my legs are broken so all right dan that's the end of the podcast okay uh what

1264
01:24:11,380 --> 01:24:15,780
we're gonna do right now well first of all thank you for coming yeah of course thanks for having

1265
01:24:15,780 --> 01:24:20,900
conversation also was this good yeah perfect did we talk about anything worthwhile oh no no no no

1266
01:24:20,900 --> 01:24:24,900
what happened this is great see these are the episodes with cherish i blacked out i blacked

1267
01:24:24,900 --> 01:24:33,060
out completely black label black label black person but what do you say black person black person you

1268
01:24:33,060 --> 01:24:39,620
said black label i like black person i see what you did there bernie quick that's not that's not

1269
01:24:39,620 --> 01:24:44,500
even how i see you now that you mentioned it i realize thank you yeah i didn't even notice

1270
01:24:44,500 --> 01:24:50,260
before i know man it's hard sometimes over the phone i wouldn't know oh yeah over the phone yeah

1271
01:24:50,260 --> 01:24:57,380
no yeah on the radio they don't know oh no they think i'm probably bobby codwell see that's

1272
01:24:57,380 --> 01:25:04,100
reverse nobody thinks you're fucking bobby godwin thanks for coming dan you're welcome anytime but

1273
01:25:04,100 --> 01:25:10,340
these are these are the episodes i cherish because uh like jaylen's this is going to help people

1274
01:25:10,340 --> 01:25:14,740
because this is what the show is about people who like are just interested about inner workings

1275
01:25:14,740 --> 01:25:19,780
or they want to come out and do it and i think you you might push somebody to come out and do it

1276
01:25:19,780 --> 01:25:24,580
dude well i mean if there's any last thing i could say if you're thinking about coming out come out

1277
01:25:24,580 --> 01:25:30,020
the huntsville comedy scene right now is collaborative it is open it is welcoming

1278
01:25:30,020 --> 01:25:36,180
there's not a lot of um dickheadery happening right now there's not a lot of douchebaggery

1279
01:25:36,180 --> 01:25:43,300
it's really kind of an open scene just come out any of the shows go to shenanigans uh go to uh the

1280
01:25:43,300 --> 01:25:48,820
boxcar mic on sundays hell yeah go to any of the shows that are happening any of the jonathan silver

1281
01:25:48,820 --> 01:25:53,780
mics or the mics that are happening at mad malts uh it's all of the sammies fat sammies yeah it's

1282
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all an open welcoming set and failure is not only tolerated it is expected and encouraged because

1283
01:26:01,540 --> 01:26:06,900
we all get another reason to laugh at you sometimes we're just laughing at each other yeah that's okay

1284
01:26:06,900 --> 01:26:12,100
that's okay too that's okay too all part of the process yeah all right well now what you're gonna

1285
01:26:12,100 --> 01:26:18,100
oh first oh we almost didn't say thank you again for that fucking beautiful uh and we're getting

1286
01:26:18,100 --> 01:26:23,940
it framed oh yeah and that is going to that shit goes we're painting the whole wall that's going

1287
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to be smack that in the middle oh my god come on that is so bad again i got this like that is wild

1288
01:26:30,340 --> 01:26:37,540
man i gotta watch that movie now yeah i gotta watch it today like the weapon three yeah that's

1289
01:26:37,540 --> 01:26:42,340
joe pesci in the middle right oh that's my favorite character man yeah that's right well actor that's

1290
01:26:42,340 --> 01:26:48,340
my favorite actor one of joe pesci yep that is bad ass y'all look great y'all are great thank you

1291
01:26:48,340 --> 01:26:52,500
so much and also that's nice in this camera right here anything you have to promote it'll be on the

1292
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screen right next to you man i don't think i've finally gotten to a place where there's really

1293
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nothing else uh on my docket for a minute um so the homegrown comedy show second friday of every

1294
01:27:02,580 --> 01:27:10,020
month we'll be back in uh january i'm gonna be doing a show for um the night camp uh comedy show

1295
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on february 16th at i think it's at shenanigans and uh i'm available for booking anytime and uh

1296
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you know hopefully some point i'll be opening for somebody at stand up live but more to follow just

1297
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follow me social media at dan price ink ink any social media platform except tiktok because i'm

1298
01:27:28,180 --> 01:27:33,540
not legally allowed to put that on my phone yet but we'll solve that later at some point

1299
01:27:33,540 --> 01:27:40,180
uh but anyway that's it and i i've got a website um dan price dot ink so that's it and moonshine

1300
01:27:40,180 --> 01:27:45,060
ping pong oh yeah right and moonshine ping pong which is obviously for 2024 where we're going to

1301
01:27:45,060 --> 01:27:50,420
be putting some effort and uh hoping the uh the collaborative effect of that with sierra moses

1302
01:27:50,420 --> 01:27:57,140
and sci-fi and uh carson and anybody else that we can get engaged in that jalen uh we're looking

1303
01:27:57,140 --> 01:28:03,460
yeah absolutely ashland alex z anybody that wants to come along we it's an it's an open clubhouse

1304
01:28:03,460 --> 01:28:08,020
we want everybody to be a part of it and uh good ideas are welcome in the morning merrier

1305
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oh yeah yeah perhaps maybe yeah anyway all right thank you thanks all right