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This week on Clown College.

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Encore, encore, encore.

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Back again, got the standing O.

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Just a quick couple bars for my boys, ready?

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Chatting on the podcast with Dom and JJ,

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hoping Clown College comedy gets us to pay day.

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Can't forget about Brandon with an E,

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not an O.

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Got scammed by a lady on a radio show.

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What?

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Damn!

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Barth!

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Hell yeah.

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Good shit.

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That's all I got.

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I'm Sierra Moses.

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Thank you.

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Hey, peace.

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This is the Clown College Podcast.

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We're just a couple open micers

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trying to make our way through the scene.

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Where we interview comedians throughout different stages of their comedy career,

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no matter if they're open micers, headliners, or traveling comedians.

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I'm here too.

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Jamie 2.0.

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I just talk a lot more.

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Damn it, Brandon.

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Go sit in the corner.

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So what are we going to talk about today, ladies and gents?

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How have y'all been?

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Been good, been good.

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Good.

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Chilling, dude.

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Chilling.

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Excited for this new mic tonight.

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Oh, me too.

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Fat Sammy's.

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Fat Sammy's.

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I've never been there, even just like as a customer.

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I think I have because it's downstairs.

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Yeah, I did on accident once.

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That's what Brandon was saying.

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Yeah, I went down there by accident with my sister one time.

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And it's in a good location, right?

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Very good.

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Like, people are always around.

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It's downtown.

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Yeah, it's on Jefferson.

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Yeah, it's on Jefferson Street, I think.

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Yeah, it's going to be a crowd, hopefully, a little crowd.

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Hell yeah.

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Hell yeah.

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Ready to make some people walk.

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Hell yeah.

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I mean, it's not that far.

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We parked right away.

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I mean, with my jokes.

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They get up and walk out.

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Hell yeah.

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That's the goal.

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I was trying to write jokes and I couldn't write nothing but roast jokes.

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So tonight's going to be...

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And they were coming.

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Yeah.

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And for everybody.

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So, Sierra's mistake.

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That's what I was thinking.

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It's like a fucking heat-seeking missile, dude.

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The hellfire missile.

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Oh, man.

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You got to get them.

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I haven't written any roast jokes.

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I know that's like putting all my cards face up on the table, kind of exposing myself,

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but I have not written any.

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Well, actually, I wrote one roast joke.

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It was for you, actually.

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I'll say it right now.

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I don't care.

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It was, you know, Dom was in the military.

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Thank you for your service.

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Thank you.

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You're a hero, dude.

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We love you.

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But I'm not going to lie.

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I'm not going to lie.

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I'm not going to lie.

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I'm not going to lie.

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I'm not going to lie.

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I'm not going to lie.

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I'm not going to lie.

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I'm not going to lie.

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You're a hero, dude.

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We love you.

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But I said if you would have got killed in Afghanistan, you would have counted it as

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two casualties.

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Bam.

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Get it?

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That guy hates shit, bro.

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I was at the big war.

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The big war.

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The Bush War, dude.

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Like a good American.

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JJ ate shit.

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I feel like we have to address Brandon, your mustache falling off.

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My mustache falling off.

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Let me pick that shit.

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This is my alter ego.

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What if he just took it off and licked it?

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Smacked it back on?

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That was a weird ass fucking way I did that shit.

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You've got like a full on Hulk Hogan mustache, dude.

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I know, right?

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That's beautiful.

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But that's like NWO.

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Hell yeah, Kevin Nash shit.

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Fucking Ned Flanders.

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I don't know.

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Who?

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Ned Flanders?

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From The Simpsons?

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We were on wrestling.

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I thought you were naming another friend.

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Oh, shit.

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Oh, dude.

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Wrestling?

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He's all over the place, man.

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Hey, man.

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I know exactly who I look like, Paul Bearer.

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I know exactly who he looks like.

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Remember how to take care of Paul Bearer?

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You got the Paul Bearer mustache.

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But you got Jake Muncie's haircut.

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Jake the damn snake.

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Oh, hey, Jake.

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I'll see you later.

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There'll be a picture inserted right here.

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We're going to look like each other.

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We need a side by side picture, bro.

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It's got that slight ginger tinge.

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Gosh, I hope he's there tonight.

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Oh, he's going to be there.

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I want to get a picture of Brandon and Jake next to each other.

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It's like the reverse Michael Jackson.

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That's so good.

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It's during the fucking surgery.

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Remember that shit?

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It's falling off again, dude.

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Oh, my.

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I love it.

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Leave it.

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Just leave it.

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No, no, not off.

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Just keep.

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It's because you're trying to put a mustache over your actual mustache.

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I know, right?

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Has it got like a sticky tape to it or something?

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Yeah, it does.

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It's like a little fucking line of tape.

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So it's like a one use thing.

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Well, kind of, but I'm going to get some sticky shit to make it stickier.

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You know what I just thought of?

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Go get something to rip out your fucking mustache.

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No, no, we're going to be careful.

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We're going to be careful.

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We're going to be careful.

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We're going to be careful.

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I'm going to be careful with you.

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With a K.

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I could look like Abraham.

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That's all right.

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Abraham Lincoln, bro.

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You didn't have that shit?

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I was thinking Biblicoit.

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Nobody calls him Abraham.

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Nobody's on the first name basis with the president.

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Oh, shit, my bad, Lincoln.

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He laughed and it flew off.

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You see where I laugh?

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This shit just fly off.

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Oh, my God.

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You know, what you could do is put a little bump on each side of the mustache under it

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and flip it up like this, snort Coke on stage.

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That's a good idea.

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I'm not advocating for using you know

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It's gonna be like smarties everybody remember doing smarties not me. I didn't do this shit

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What do you mean doing smartie back back while the second grade, you know, I'm young I forgot

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They used to snort smarties for fun. Like, you know

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Okay, so we just gonna snort smarties. I didn't snort the shit. I was a goody two shoes

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They was out there banging back smarties. Oh, yeah, they are banging smarties in each other. Oh, okay. Yeah

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I can get down in my school. What not me though. I didn't get shit

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You met Magic Johnson

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But then when I went home, I was caught a potato head

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No, we were we were doing actual drugs

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Like where I was from the second grade not like actual drugs, but there was this thing not second grade

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Little school. Oh, you're doing this thing called the robo trip. Have you heard of that where you drank the whole bottle of robotussin?

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I've heard of people doing it, but I know it's called. Yeah, you know you did that

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No, I kind of pretended like I did it though like, you know, I like pour a little bit out and like oh man

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Crazy, but I did

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I'm not gonna say who it was when my very good friends did do it and then we had a fire drill

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So the alarm started going off and he was fucked up. So he didn't know what the hell was going on

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He we came back into the school and the lights were still flashing on the fire alarms on the wall

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But they weren't making any noise

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But everybody was talking and you can hear yourself walking through the hall and he turns to me and he's like, can you say something?

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And I'm like, yeah, what's up? And he's like, oh, I thought I went deaf because I couldn't hear the fire alarms

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Everybody fucking taught there's like 400 kids walking through the hallway that boys tripping on that lean

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And that's why they brought it up to like 21 because of that

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It was the flavor. I think it was the flavor jewel pods

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Oh first they made them stop selling like mango jewel pods, which is crazy now because you can buy any fucking

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Flavor one taste the list but if it's but if it's disposable, I guess you just it's cool

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But you can't do it if you're jewel that doesn't make sense. Yeah

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I had no clue. I knew they that's why they raised it

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Yeah, dude, that's the only thing Trump did that I disagree with me too everything else great

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Great politics, dude. I couldn't name a single policy, but I support it. That's what everybody says is support

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I just like them because of his policies. I like you the economy

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The economy I don't know what the fuck that even means

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I'm poor. I probably will be for a very long time

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I'm here real

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No, dude, you get when you're just one and more than when you get it it tastes so much better

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Yeah, yeah, you got a one a little bit see people who grow up with everything

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Always being poor ones and heroes who are good, but huh being poor builds character. Yeah

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Yeah, there's no interesting shit that happens if you're rich

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So everything you know, you're gonna wake up and have food on the table and that's lame as you

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Me I say it's a gift to be poor man because dude and you get that shit

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I mean well to extent depends how you use it. It's like it's like the symbiotic super spider-man. You see that's why I wore this because

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Depends who it goes to that's what I'm saying right here. And that's my message to y'all man

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Like just use your poorness wisely because you can get rich on that shit

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Fucking look at uh, what's that dude that played basketball to Rose?

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What?

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You know, he was a he was a he's an NBA player

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Yeah, but back then he was poor man and dude that drive got his ass up there

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He's six eight and I mean six six and uh has like one of the best

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99% athlete that came from the drive. I don't know about that

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He's falling on oh dude on the way here I was a it's like traffic right over there

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I'm like, oh I want to leap but you know, and uh, I saw a dude pull up right next to me

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He had his windows rolled down. He's in a Mustang just blast in juice world

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Like everybody could hear it, but I looked at him. I noticed his hair

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It was a dude that was in one of my classes last semester. So I rolled down my window

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I was like yo, and he was like, hey man, what's up? And I was like we had that class together and he was like, yeah, I

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Thought he was gonna be more excited about I thought it was cool

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Oh

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Fucking thing upside down

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At least you didn't do it is one dude did me a bridge

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Is it your uncle?

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No, what no, not really like I'm saying the way

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Situation that happened man, let's see how that bridge Street, you know, I'm gonna be honest. He's a little special. He's past me and

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Then he's not a little yeah

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Fine, he's there maybe dancing in front of everybody shit. But anyways, I was walking minding my business

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Business and he running bro fucking running my sister with were you there? She was there

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He was fucking hey, hey, hey tap me on the shoulder and shit and I'm ready to fight

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Who the fuck are you think I'm still in something? No, just his ass man. Remember me a high school

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The fuck he ran up on you like I was stealing bro, like people got scared you remember me from high school

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We were in the same wing

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We were the same weight Brandon

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You see him

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I don't even know

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Was parched what I have no clue why were you thirsty? Oh shit

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Hold on my bad flabbergasted. Oh flat part

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Parts man my flabbergasted

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Not even in the same way I'm not parched. I was a little thirsty. I guess

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That I was a little yeah, I got some boba. It's pretty gross

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That boba is nasty. No, no, you gotta get at the right place though, man. That shit with the balls in it

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Yeah, you gotta go. I want to eat my drink. I just don't understand it. You gotta go to kung fu tea

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That shit is so good. You've been a kung fu tea. No, I have no they got like milk in it and shit

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Yeah, I mean you could do milk you could do I mean you could change it up

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You don't fuck with milk. Nah, don't touch the stuff. Sonic has slushes. Remember that?

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Flushy boba. Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, I knew that dude know what you're talking about. I have no idea what you're saying

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You got the boba things with a she boba. Yeah, it sounds terrible

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It was I think they was real little small milk but milk in that. Oh, no

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No, it's just regular you get blue coconut blue ocean. You just got a little bit

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I'll do the ocean water from Sonic doesn't work. That's my shit. You get that r44 size

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It's basically like fucking gallon. Yeah, what about vanilla? I

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like vanilla coke

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Vanilla slush. Yeah, they got a vanilla slush. I never had that so good. Really? Yeah, that's really good

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Huh? I got opposed to it, but I don't know that might be too much vanilla

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But is it ice cream or just straight slow? No, it's straight slush. I don't know

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It's good

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Like I recommend y'all to try that. But nothing else nothing just vanilla and it's just vanilla and ice. Yeah

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Now I'll try it right there now I'm on board if you got that pop culture

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You got that pop culture from the early 90s and one of the worst rappers of all time

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Go to Sonic ninja rap was that shit?

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Never heard it. Go ninja. Go what what is it?

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I only heard baby got a new ninja turtles and vanilla ice did the song for him go ninja

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Go wait, which one the first one or the second second one? Oh now I know about the second one

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But I never heard that song Brandon. He's having one of those things where he thinks we just play along. I mean

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Brandon does know a lot

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1908 man like shows and shit. What show was you watching from 19? Well, I wasn't watching this show

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He's running the worst what said is, you know in 1915 they hit with fucking KKK

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Birth of the nation saying remember Thomas Edison. Oh, I do remember birth of an eight. Yeah, that was

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Hit and people to have protesters. I was cool like 1915. That's crazy

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It's not really crazy

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If you can go back to anytime ever where would you go you'd be immune to like racism and

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And all that shit and diseases you get to stay there for a week

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I'm going to like ancient Greece and I'm gonna be a philosopher, but I'm gonna be like the first stand-up committee

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Where I'm just saying philosophy, but none of it makes sense. It's not actually supposed to help anybody with their life

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You're just supposed to laugh

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It's pretty sick. Yeah, they don't kill you though. They probably they killed Socrates just as he asked a lot of questions

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Yep, exactly. They don't fuck you up over there telling you

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Asian Greece, I don't think like anybody had a sense of humor before like

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1800

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Oh

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They had to have though because there were people yeah, everybody let you somebody falls you laugh yeah, you know

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Well, I do like Charlie Chaplin. Yeah

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No, uh, no words. Oh the silent me. He just fall ahead of his head and shit

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We should start doing our podcast like a silent movie where it's just like we're like doing something and then oh, that's a skit idea

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We should make a silent movie

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And you know, it's like a whole frame where it's just one sentence on a black and it's playing some like shitty music

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Yep

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Comes off and we like a 1970s rock band with drugs and shit

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No, no, no, hear me out I'm saying it's a different skit no, it's the same but you have to hear me out

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We 1920 they like and action soon. We finished like Charlie Chaplin somebody pull up with the cocaine

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I'm kind of into it and then they have a fallout and then they get old

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Next step fine cocaine

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Snort some creatine will be there. So what year what about you? What year about you man? What?

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What year do you time would you travel back to? Oh, I forgot I asked the question

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But I would go back to Egypt when they were building a pyramids like right when they were about done with it

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Yeah, you could have win either way

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Wait, man, you could have been the one telling people. Yeah or been one of the ones building. Mm-hmm

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You got that ambiguousness about mm-hmm. Give me some sandals like Jalen where

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I'm good. That's all I need socks were not invented

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Straight thong sandals out there

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Where you going? You tell me what year would I be born away?

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You would I just go to you get you get to stay there for a week. Okay, everything you still can get killed

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Okay, well, I mean if racism not there maybe 30s 40s

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See that's it. And that's a good one now in the US

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They just see you as a white guy a white guy in the 40s and 50s, but that's his disguise

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Yeah, right my alter ego it just but if the mustache falls off your cover

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Like wait a minute

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It'd be like that scene from life when they were trying to get them fucking you remember that breakfast they wanted

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Yeah, you remember you remember on life with any Murphy and when they're trying to get that what were they trying to get the pie?

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And they're like how much money will take to turn these whites only pause to the nigga pod

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And the shotgun came out I turned you into a nigga

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What was the Eddie Murphy? I'm good. Yeah

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My Lawrence you said about 20 miles down the road. Yeah

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Yeah, I saw that like so many times man, hell yeah and nobody doing that I'll be that baby's daddy

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jangalang jangalang

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So you don't know nothing about it day

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We got I know I've no I gotta write you a list of black movies that you gotta watch

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Mm-hmm. You've seen Friday all of them. Oh, I've seen the first one

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Oh, that's the best one, but the next Friday is the shit to actually all of them funny. Yeah, how many are there three?

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You got Friday next Friday then Friday after next Friday after next with cat Williams

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Terry Cruz poster

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predale cat Williams

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Three well, I think this is before this is right when he was about to blow up. Got you. Wait, there's three of them. Mm-hmm

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Friday next Friday Friday after next

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They're all bang. Hmm. What was the second one then? Like what was it Mike next Friday? Well Mike s when they was in?

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Oh, yeah that Rancho Cucamonga

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Wasn't pink in there. Yeah, okay good. Good. Yeah. That's that's it. All right. I got it. It's a good show Joker

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Don't look at me home

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Yo, you know they make a new rush hour though

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Oh, they are waiting. No, my bad Beverly Hills cops. They make a new fucking Beverly Hills cops with Eddie Murphy. Oh

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And I'm down for that. He playing like he gonna do all the shit too. Yeah, I'm down for that

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The Beverly Hills cops are all that shit 48 hours that shit too

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For you young bloods if y'all watching these some banger movies true that they come out with bullshit though now

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Yeah, like in terms of comedy a hundred percent. Yeah for the whole movie industry is kind of fucked

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But yeah, but like you'll have like stuff with good stories

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But the acting shit or stuff with shitty acting and good stories that can never like get it all the way together on these streaming services

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Yeah, and it's just a money grab. I feel like just putting out a movie make some money

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It's not like there's no artistry man. Mm-hmm for real. You do need that shit

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You seen that new movie coming out that's fucked up called like CGI Gator

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Yeah, I would be down to watch that though, dude. It's funny

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Fuck because they're acknowledging how bad they're like graphics are so you're like look at this alligator floating in the air killing all the kids

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Going to high school is funny like the trailer I showed her

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It's like a parody of like a superhero movie here

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Here's of a it's a horror movie. Yeah, like a horrible like a mag, you know, like yeah

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I'm not sure a parody of one of those I don't understand you have to be brain dead to enjoy those movies

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I feel like which ones like the mag or like I swear the sci-fi channel

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Like have you ever watched the sci-fi channel? They have like giant octopus versus mega alligator like some bullshit like that

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There's this one movie I watched called ice spiders and it's like in the it's like in the Antarctica or whatever some secret government

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Base and they're doing tests on these spiders and they get real big and that's the whole point of them. It's fucking terrible

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See those those movies when you get done with them, you're mad that you watched them. Yeah, but you still watching

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Yeah, you're sharp Nato's on

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I watched on a lot of NATO though. That's a there's like nine of those movies. Yeah, but they're so bad

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They're good and they know what they're playing into it

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I can get down with that dude this scene where he's like standing there with the chainsaw and the shark flies and like

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Eat somebody like chainsaws his way out of the shark

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What about cocaine bear, bro? Oh, yeah, I thought it was good. That was all right. I didn't watch it

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You gotta watch it. That show is so it's so stupid. It's good

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My favorite is to watch the fucking like Indian Bollywood movies

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Where I like the original ones, but also like the remakes they make of like Western movies. That shit is funny

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But the Nigerian movies go crazy. Oh, dude. I was just go watch go watch Saving Captain Alex

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It's it's the craziest movie you'll ever see. It doesn't make sense. It's on YouTube. It's free to watch. It's my favorite

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I'm watching that tonight. He's like riding a tiger that turns into a helicopter like no

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There's no plot. It's just like the coolest thing a nine-year-old could think of they actually do

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And they're like swinging on vines like shooting guns, but the effects are so bad

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It's like little emojis pop up for like the flash on the gun. It's terrible, but it's awesome

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I'm watching that too

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Hell yeah, I'm watching that tonight. You guys wanna watch some clips?

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Hell to the yeah

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Clip of the week

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We

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Like I had a sergeant and he was this big black guy kind of look like LL who?

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He did trust but yeah, these small-ass legs and he like walk like this never really catch up to his knees

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He looked like a paraplegic

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Thanks for not in you

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Boys he would tell me about

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Oh

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Then I love that Joe me too appreciate it I learned how to fix it at the show

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Yeah, December 4 shout out Carson Elmore Ash Kennedy for hosting it. Yeah, and it was shot veteran show at the shop

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It was fun. It was really fun

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But I fixed it because I instead at that time I was like any moaned but now when I did it there I

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Just said the whole thing like I did the voice and moaned first and then I was like, you know

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Just addressing it. Could you imagine taking orders from this guy? It's funny, man

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I appreciate the moan shit. I love it

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I think that's like a real issue that people have because I've known of other people that do that

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It's like they just make a noise after saying every sentence. It's like whatever the fuck

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It's like whatever the fuck Bruce Willis has where he can't speak anymore, but it's the opposite

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You just make extra noises, but it's not Tourette's. Yeah, it's just like

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He said what is wrong with you soldiers?

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What the fuck is that you ain't nothing but a bully song car you my boss

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Ain't you big as hell? You just shouldn't be moaning like this after you

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Have you say words? So I know being gay is not a choice. Some people just born like that. He ain't gay

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I'm telling you that guy at all. He's got he's got a wife and everything

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He just has the softest voice and moans. Did he moan why watch you pee in the cup?

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No, he would never he was he was he was a staff sergeant. I don't got to do that. He's too good for that

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Why was that my pee or my fucking middle school teacher? Remember that scientist teacher?

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I was telling y'all about that dressed up my Madea shit need to always pull up and be cussing this shit

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And then I was like can I cuz he like your ass you can't cut

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Yeah, get out my fucking room weird ass shit. You know what I mean? Just cuz I was I was like, well

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No, cuz I think if you if you can say if you can call us asses and shit and cuss us out

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Why can't I say damn you like this my damn classroom?

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He had his big-ass fucking not in his head and shit like a dinner roll

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like Logan's Road house every time

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I am tumor. Yeah, probably like hell boy

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We're tight shit and stuff and always walk like this, but he said he wouldn't gay nothing wrong with that. He's good

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Oh, yeah, I'm good. Oh, yeah, I'm good. Oh, yeah, I'm good

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The last unfortunate truth that I've learned in my life is that child soldiers are non-issues

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Because if you keep them around long enough, they're just regular soldiers

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They stay alive. They just get older. They're no longer children

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It's really self-solving problem

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Therefore it's not really a problem at all

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I don't know how much I believe in crime. I

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Like those back to that

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Child soldiers aren't a problem. I do not believe in crime

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But yeah, I mean say what you want about the joke dude. The logic is solid. Yeah, I like the joke. I love it

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That's why I put it on here

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I know it didn't get the pop there, but have you said you have you done that joke anywhere else besides box?

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I was gonna do it before but I forgot that I forgot that part

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The joke the whole joke is three unfortunate truths that I've learned

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And the first time I only said the first two I just forgot the third one

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I was like I'm about to say three unfortunate truths and I only said two and I was like, that's my time

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But yeah, I like that joke I thought of that when I remember this old YouTube video that came out

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Like 11 years ago is called Kony 2012 where this dude in Africa had like gathered up an army a child soldiers

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And somebody had made a video about it trying to expose him and like bring awareness and shit

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I was like that was 11 years ago

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Yeah, if the children were like between the ages of 7 and 12, they're all adults now, so they're just regular soldiers

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It's like the opposite of

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Like die the hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain it's you know die the child soldier

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Just live long enough to be a normal

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It's like playing football as a kid, you know what I mean?

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You get all these you up there playing football wrestling. You know what I mean? Then you go to state

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Yeah, sometimes your first wrestling match is publicly televised. Oh, yeah, like my ass man. That's shit. What you had a publicly televised

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Yes, I did. Should we insert it right? You know what the fuck?

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Yeah, you got it on channel for you. Yeah. No, Joe. You probably searched this shit up man. It's looking wild

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I do I guarantee you if people found that clip and like understood the backstory behind it

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They'd play it on their podcast and just die laughing. Oh, yeah, what happened? Okay, so what happened was I was brand new

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I was very because I joined this shit to get strong. That's why I joined

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I was like, you know, man

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I want to be like whooping ass cuz I'm gonna put somebody this corner and shit and then I went up to do

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And I told but like man, I'm gonna get built and whoop your ass. He's like, oh don't do that

460
00:27:03,940 --> 00:27:06,460
That's weird shit to tell me but I did do that

461
00:27:06,460 --> 00:27:12,420
I joined wrestling and I was asked like they literally chased me around the thing because they were trying to tough me up

462
00:27:12,420 --> 00:27:14,580
They're like we're gonna try to whoop his ass in the corner and shit

463
00:27:14,580 --> 00:27:16,500
And then my coach is like Brandon

464
00:27:16,580 --> 00:27:22,540
We need you to go to this regional singing Russell for us because we don't have enough people because dude we will pull up in fucking

465
00:27:22,540 --> 00:27:26,220
Jeans and shit and a normal shirt. I pull up in the spider-man shirt or something

466
00:27:26,220 --> 00:27:31,860
We were getting our 2d 2 singlets, but I pulled up in there got my ass. Well, it was so bad

467
00:27:31,860 --> 00:27:34,940
They thought I was dancing they laughing at me. I'm out there kicking at him

468
00:27:34,940 --> 00:27:40,540
You can't kick and wrestling that's fucking illegal and then usually because this is the state where I will come and warn you

469
00:27:40,540 --> 00:27:42,540
I was like man, I'm brand new don't whoop my ass

470
00:27:44,620 --> 00:27:50,580
But thankfully I got better and I mean shit one day if you ever see me I'll show you the Amazon

471
00:27:50,580 --> 00:27:52,580
You glad a man play the Amazon. I got you

472
00:27:52,580 --> 00:27:55,500
I'm saying you gonna say you gonna fuck somebody

473
00:27:58,660 --> 00:28:00,660
Don't think I'm pussy

474
00:28:01,220 --> 00:28:06,100
You got dude, hey, you have two crazy eyes. I've never seen him do that before do that. Hey, oh, yeah

475
00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:11,380
Oh shit, Brandon. If you told me you were a child soldier. I would not be surprised

476
00:28:12,980 --> 00:28:18,260
Okay, that aligns with everything they would have manipulated me man. Oh, yeah, they would have got all of us

477
00:28:18,260 --> 00:28:24,100
We're gonna be like brand you want do that shit. Anyway, Brandon would fall for the Isis sales. Yeah

478
00:28:24,620 --> 00:28:28,300
Hey, man, you just put this jacket on go over there. Press this button

479
00:28:29,140 --> 00:28:35,220
72 verts right after oh shit. It's how old I was I was desperate as a child sometimes man

480
00:28:35,260 --> 00:28:38,740
He was what I was a desperate ass kid a man. I was like 14

481
00:28:39,620 --> 00:28:41,620
shit

482
00:28:41,940 --> 00:28:43,940
What's going on? What do you mean?

483
00:28:43,940 --> 00:28:45,940
Okay, I would have took it. Oh, okay

484
00:28:45,940 --> 00:28:51,740
They would offer that they were like you get 72 first shit. I would have fun. I would I'll be there that'll make 73

485
00:28:51,740 --> 00:28:54,340
I would have been a fucking war you all that's all you had to say

486
00:28:54,340 --> 00:28:57,780
I remember they were always trying to get me everybody brand if you come to the military you be on TV

487
00:28:57,780 --> 00:29:00,820
I just give me some bitches. No, not now not now

488
00:29:00,820 --> 00:29:02,820
Now

489
00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:19,100
And I don't think you could follow it so hold on hold on I got you that was Rick talking this is Brandon

490
00:29:19,100 --> 00:29:31,100
Rick is a crazy guy my bad. If you don't know Brandon is sitting right over here in the corner

491
00:29:32,860 --> 00:29:38,660
I swear dude when he takes the fake mustache on and it's just his real mustache that is black Jake Muncie, dude

492
00:29:40,100 --> 00:29:42,100
That's him. Yeah, dude

493
00:29:44,020 --> 00:29:46,940
Every room they walk into man shit

494
00:29:46,940 --> 00:29:48,940
I like horses

495
00:29:50,220 --> 00:29:52,220
Fucking kill a horse bitch

496
00:29:53,700 --> 00:29:55,860
It's a good Jake and I'm gonna say you sound like

497
00:29:57,500 --> 00:30:02,980
He's been back I got a perfect the dude part because dude that dude is all like the hit a dude is so iconic

498
00:30:02,980 --> 00:30:06,280
But you know what I mean, dude, I'm like man. I gotta learn that man

499
00:30:06,980 --> 00:30:10,060
Dude is so cool man. Shout out to you. I say dude

500
00:30:11,340 --> 00:30:13,340
It's like my damn

501
00:30:13,340 --> 00:30:19,460
All right, so that's it for our part this interview coming up next gonna be a great one, right?

502
00:30:19,460 --> 00:30:25,900
Yeah, she's gonna spit some game put us on some bars. Maybe if we're lucky she's been known to

503
00:30:26,660 --> 00:30:31,180
It's in her character. She's been known to do it. All right, and we'll see you in a second

504
00:30:36,260 --> 00:30:38,420
Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls

505
00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:42,940
Today I'm gonna tell you some real shit that's about to happen. You're gonna see two contestants

506
00:30:42,940 --> 00:30:44,940
You've heard of Larry versus bird

507
00:30:45,100 --> 00:30:50,300
Muhammad Ali versus Frazier, but if you ever heard of two greats like Clyde Elrod and

508
00:30:51,020 --> 00:30:53,020
Roscoe Renafian

509
00:30:53,340 --> 00:30:56,340
These two are gonna go head to head class to class

510
00:30:56,980 --> 00:31:04,060
Before we start seeing some cool real shit. We're gonna show you what these two have to say these two fucking gladiators. Let's go

511
00:31:04,060 --> 00:31:08,780
Right now I'm here with a legend I'm a big fan I grew up watching this man

512
00:31:08,780 --> 00:31:12,620
He's the fucking man. His name is Roscoe Renafian

513
00:31:13,420 --> 00:31:17,420
What you gonna do out there? Well, yeah, I'm Roscoe Renafian and you know what I'm gonna do

514
00:31:17,420 --> 00:31:23,220
I'm a tears little boy up because he needs to know he needs to know this is where it's at Roscoe's town

515
00:31:23,220 --> 00:31:27,980
Yeah, this is Roscoe's town man. I was a little boy. No mustache. None of that shit

516
00:31:27,980 --> 00:31:31,700
None of this hair are bald and shit and this is the only thing that's gonna happen

517
00:31:31,700 --> 00:31:38,060
None of this hair are bald and shit and this man inspired me. He really did you inspired hundreds man?

518
00:31:38,060 --> 00:31:41,660
Thank you for that shit. Well, I'm appreciate now. I'm sorry about your uncle doing that to you

519
00:31:41,660 --> 00:31:48,420
What we're going what we're going for here is a nice glass of whiskey a good old whiskey

520
00:31:48,660 --> 00:31:51,820
Crown because I'm classy, you know a nice kachiba

521
00:31:52,340 --> 00:31:54,980
You know because I'm rich because I'm the best

522
00:31:54,980 --> 00:32:00,100
I'm the seventh time world champion god damn it and this little young motherfucker thinks he's gonna come and take my crown

523
00:32:00,100 --> 00:32:05,180
Hey, oh no, you think you're gonna come around and mess with this guy Roscoe fuck all that

524
00:32:05,780 --> 00:32:12,500
That's my man. I got all his pictures. I got his shoes everything even his own cigars. It's his brand

525
00:32:12,500 --> 00:32:33,460
I'll see you December 25th. You're gonna come early bitch

526
00:32:33,460 --> 00:32:40,140
Today I'm here this evening with a man who claims to be a horseshoe racer. He's new he's saying he's up and coming

527
00:32:40,140 --> 00:32:46,380
He always got that dip even though his shot saying shit. Here is Clyde Rodman

528
00:32:47,580 --> 00:32:50,860
You talk a lot of shit man. I'll knock that mustache off your face

529
00:32:52,860 --> 00:32:57,540
Continue on man Roscoe Raynathan look like a grasshopper with Parkinson's

530
00:32:58,540 --> 00:33:01,620
You got a nickname. I'm sorry. I never really met you man

531
00:33:01,620 --> 00:33:05,660
That's why I don't know how you're doing like honestly, you got to respect the business

532
00:33:05,660 --> 00:33:11,220
Hey, you might be cool. We can hang out at the good beers. No. No, I'm sorry about what your uncle did to you

533
00:33:11,220 --> 00:33:13,220
But you can't do that to me here man

534
00:33:13,740 --> 00:33:15,740
What am I uncle did?

535
00:33:15,980 --> 00:33:20,440
Was do some shit. I'm not gonna talk about on this broadcast, but just know it's okay

536
00:33:20,580 --> 00:33:26,380
That's part of the family plan with me man. It's alright. It's alright. It's hard to pitch shoes in a teddy bear suit

537
00:33:26,540 --> 00:33:30,060
You heard him folks. It's hard to pitch shoes in a teddy bear suit

538
00:33:30,060 --> 00:33:34,420
Well before we close out of here, do you have something to tell the audience and everybody that's watching right now?

539
00:33:34,420 --> 00:33:41,660
Yeah, the top three greatest athletes of all time are Larry Bird Luca Donchich and Arnold Palmer

540
00:33:41,660 --> 00:34:07,120
The fucking despair he just said that's it folks. See ya on Sunday

541
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:11,960
I tell you what come December 25th. I'm not only gonna win

542
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:16,260
I'm gonna dominate because to me pitching shoes is a way of life. It ain't a fucking game

543
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:22,160
Understand this a little sport we got to come out and play but for me pitching shoes is my life. It's my culture

544
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:26,500
It's my bread and butter. It's everything I fucking do what you got to understand is

545
00:34:26,740 --> 00:34:32,800
Isaiah Thomas scored 60 points after his sister died in a car accident. I got seven child support payments, dude

546
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:37,880
What the fuck you think I'm gonna go out there and do I ain't gonna miss I can't fucking miss Roscoe

547
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:41,920
Ray Nathan couldn't hit water if he fell out of a fucking boat. You understand me?

548
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:47,260
He couldn't hit the broadside of a barn. He's got alcoholism. He shakes. He's got fucking Parkinson's disease

549
00:34:47,260 --> 00:34:52,040
I fucked a girl with a horseshoe one time. That's how I invested I am in this shit

550
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:55,340
I had one end in the pink one in in the stink

551
00:34:55,620 --> 00:35:01,100
Turn that vibrator on metal started clanging together sound like a damn LMG shooting a gong

552
00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:07,600
You understand me the old saying is close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades and I tell you what I'm be fucking closer

553
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:13,740
Come December 25th. You understand what I'm saying to you? This ain't an opinion. This is facts. You can write it in stone

554
00:35:13,740 --> 00:35:15,740
I've been doing this for a long time boys

555
00:35:16,460 --> 00:35:21,060
Long time seven years seven years. I've been at this pitching shoes

556
00:35:21,580 --> 00:35:27,160
And I'm the best, you know, I don't sugarcoat around it, you know, I don't beat around the bush

557
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:33,320
I am the best when I go home. None of this comes off. You understand me?

558
00:35:33,620 --> 00:35:36,120
This is how I live eating shit

559
00:35:36,860 --> 00:35:38,860
right here shoes

560
00:35:39,860 --> 00:35:41,860
That was some wild shit, huh?

561
00:35:42,060 --> 00:35:48,080
Well, then guess what on Christmas Day December 25th, you want to see some crazy shit?

562
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:50,680
You want to see people like King Kong a Godzilla?

563
00:35:51,220 --> 00:35:54,740
Then come on down and pay I know I'm gonna be there

564
00:35:54,740 --> 00:35:56,740
I'm gonna be there

565
00:35:56,900 --> 00:35:58,900
Shoes

566
00:35:59,860 --> 00:36:02,740
Oh you fucked up, okay

567
00:36:10,340 --> 00:36:14,900
So we got we got Roscoe Ray Nathan and then you got you got Clint L

568
00:36:15,060 --> 00:36:20,500
Right Roscoe Ray Nathan and then you got Clyde L right got two of the greatest horseshoe races

569
00:36:20,500 --> 00:36:26,040
I've ever seen in my life Roscoe Ray Nathan and then Clyde L Roy

570
00:36:29,700 --> 00:36:37,400
Today we have two of the greatest horse shooters I've ever seen we have Roscoe Ray Nathan and then

571
00:36:38,860 --> 00:36:41,220
Getting us off L Roy

572
00:36:41,220 --> 00:36:45,680
And this motherfucker Brent what's your name?

573
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:47,680
Clyde L Roy

574
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:51,380
I tell you we're gonna round him up. That's what we're gonna do. We're gonna round him up

575
00:36:51,380 --> 00:36:54,740
Hell yeah, we're gonna round him up like a monkey with no ass now

576
00:36:55,220 --> 00:36:57,700
Tell them how bad you gonna find

577
00:36:57,700 --> 00:36:59,700
Randy st. James ain't gonna take shit from me

578
00:36:59,700 --> 00:37:01,700
What's your name? Clyde L Roy

579
00:37:01,700 --> 00:37:07,460
It's Michael Jordan. It's Rocky and then it is my nigga. Oh can't say that word

580
00:37:07,460 --> 00:37:11,460
Should I try to do a backflip and throw it?

581
00:37:11,460 --> 00:37:13,460
Can you back do a backflip?

582
00:37:13,460 --> 00:37:15,460
No

583
00:37:15,460 --> 00:37:17,460
Hell no, you will die dog

584
00:37:17,460 --> 00:37:19,460
You gonna be there? I know I will

585
00:37:23,460 --> 00:37:25,460
This week's featured comedian

586
00:37:25,460 --> 00:37:31,460
Something I realized recently your name impacts your personality and the person you are 100%

587
00:37:31,460 --> 00:37:33,460
I think your name impacts your personality

588
00:37:33,460 --> 00:37:38,460
Impact your personality and the person you are 100% I think your name impacts who you are as a person

589
00:37:38,460 --> 00:37:40,460
A couple of real-world examples

590
00:37:40,460 --> 00:37:44,460
Raise a hands in here if you know somebody genuinely cool named Eugene

591
00:37:44,460 --> 00:37:52,460
Oh, oh, oh, oh, one hand up because he wants to put his hand up for attention everyone else is telling the truth

592
00:37:52,460 --> 00:37:58,460
Nobody cool named Eugene exists

593
00:37:58,460 --> 00:38:03,460
If you name your kid Eugene you're setting him up for social failure alright

594
00:38:03,460 --> 00:38:05,460
Names matter

595
00:38:05,460 --> 00:38:09,460
Example number two I once turned down a really hot guy for a date

596
00:38:09,460 --> 00:38:13,460
Because his name was Keith Moose

597
00:38:13,460 --> 00:38:16,460
Deal breaker, names matter

598
00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:20,460
Today we have a very special guest as always

599
00:38:20,460 --> 00:38:24,460
You know the comedian we have for you today is multi-talented

600
00:38:24,460 --> 00:38:30,460
Singer-songwriter, actress, social media star, hilarious comedian

601
00:38:30,460 --> 00:38:35,460
Amazing rapper surprisingly maybe the only great rapper to ever come out of Salt Lake City

602
00:38:35,460 --> 00:38:37,460
Where Utah is a state honestly

603
00:38:37,460 --> 00:38:43,460
We are we have the pleasure of having Sierra Moses on the podcast today

604
00:38:43,460 --> 00:38:48,460
Thank you guys so much for having me I am so stoked to be here

605
00:38:48,460 --> 00:38:50,460
Hell yeah we're stoked to have you for real

606
00:38:50,460 --> 00:38:52,460
And she's a beast ladies and gents

607
00:38:52,460 --> 00:38:55,460
Like I haven't seen a room where she hasn't murdered

608
00:38:55,460 --> 00:38:56,460
I don't care who it is

609
00:38:56,460 --> 00:38:59,460
I am homicidal

610
00:38:59,460 --> 00:39:02,460
Yeah I saw you do 15 at the speakeasy one time

611
00:39:02,460 --> 00:39:06,460
And normally if it's a 15 minute set that's when I'll take my bathroom break

612
00:39:06,460 --> 00:39:10,460
You know I don't feel too bad because I still see a lot of the comedians jokes or whatever

613
00:39:10,460 --> 00:39:14,460
But I stayed for the whole 15 and I have to piss a lot

614
00:39:14,460 --> 00:39:18,460
Thank you I did way too much Mormon stuff during that set I appreciate you sitting through it

615
00:39:18,460 --> 00:39:19,460
That was funny though people liked it

616
00:39:19,460 --> 00:39:20,460
Thanks yeah

617
00:39:20,460 --> 00:39:22,460
I had so much I was trying to chop it down

618
00:39:22,460 --> 00:39:25,460
I'm like I had to do all of it and let's see what gets last and that's the whole keep

619
00:39:25,460 --> 00:39:27,460
So you're a raised Mormon?

620
00:39:27,460 --> 00:39:29,460
Or you are Mormon? Are you still Mormon?

621
00:39:29,460 --> 00:39:33,460
No I was baptized Mormon when I was 10 for real for real so my grandpa is Mormon

622
00:39:33,460 --> 00:39:37,460
My mom was one of seven kids that's typical pretty typical

623
00:39:37,460 --> 00:39:43,460
And she and all of her siblings left the church at one point or another super you know disappointing to my grandpa

624
00:39:43,460 --> 00:39:48,460
Almost as disappointing as when she popped me out at 21 with no husband but here we are

625
00:39:48,460 --> 00:39:50,460
Cool

626
00:39:50,460 --> 00:39:55,460
Yeah and so she didn't raise me Mormon I kind of took an interest in it just because all my friends were Mormon

627
00:39:55,460 --> 00:40:00,460
Growing up in Utah a lot of people are Mormon so growing up in Salt Lake I knew a lot of kids who were Mormon

628
00:40:00,460 --> 00:40:04,460
All my friends were going to church was like a social activity it was something everyone talked about

629
00:40:04,460 --> 00:40:07,460
And so I wanted to go just because a lot of my friends were

630
00:40:07,460 --> 00:40:12,460
My grandpa used to read me the book of Mormon like when I'd go have sleepovers there and he baptized me

631
00:40:12,460 --> 00:40:15,460
And I was like cool for him he was really excited about that

632
00:40:15,460 --> 00:40:21,460
So it was cool like I have a relationship with my grandpa in part because of that

633
00:40:21,460 --> 00:40:25,460
But the religion I kind of stepped away from in high school I was like this is not for me

634
00:40:25,460 --> 00:40:26,460
Right

635
00:40:26,460 --> 00:40:28,460
Yeah 13, 14 I was like mm mm

636
00:40:28,460 --> 00:40:33,460
So I've met two Mormons and this is my thing two people and I got you

637
00:40:33,460 --> 00:40:34,460
Yeah

638
00:40:34,460 --> 00:40:38,460
Two people from a demographic I'm here but they were both really really nice

639
00:40:38,460 --> 00:40:40,460
Yeah very nice people

640
00:40:40,460 --> 00:40:41,460
Is that what it is?

641
00:40:41,460 --> 00:40:42,460
Yeah they're really polite

642
00:40:42,460 --> 00:40:43,460
Mormons are really nice people

643
00:40:43,460 --> 00:40:44,460
Yeah

644
00:40:44,460 --> 00:40:48,460
And they're cool too they were cool I didn't know like the whole thing I didn't know they were Mormon for years

645
00:40:48,460 --> 00:40:51,460
And then I was like oh it was one of my lieutenants

646
00:40:51,460 --> 00:40:53,460
Oh you're Mormon? He was cool as shit

647
00:40:53,460 --> 00:40:56,460
Yeah yeah a lot of them were like just really cool normal people

648
00:40:56,460 --> 00:41:00,460
I mean yeah there's stereotypes and I make jokes about Mormons all the time

649
00:41:00,460 --> 00:41:07,460
But a lot of them are just like really nice generous people who just have a couple of beliefs that are a little questionable

650
00:41:07,460 --> 00:41:08,460
Who doesn't?

651
00:41:08,460 --> 00:41:12,460
Your grandpa would be proud though I learned more about Mormonism during her set

652
00:41:12,460 --> 00:41:15,460
Yeah that can speak easier than I have ever have otherwise

653
00:41:15,460 --> 00:41:20,460
I went to Salt Lake City with my grandma we're not Mormon or whatever but we went to like the Tabernacle

654
00:41:20,460 --> 00:41:24,460
The genealogy shit but I had no idea I didn't know you got your own planet

655
00:41:24,460 --> 00:41:27,460
That's kind of dope she almost sold me on it dude

656
00:41:27,460 --> 00:41:28,460
Hold on what happened now?

657
00:41:28,460 --> 00:41:33,460
So the whole thing in the Mormon religion like if you follow all the right rules do all the things right

658
00:41:33,460 --> 00:41:39,460
Go on a mission go to church every Sunday then after you die you get to become the god of your own planet

659
00:41:39,460 --> 00:41:45,460
I think that our god at one point was just a regular human on his own planet he did all the right things for his god

660
00:41:45,460 --> 00:41:47,460
And then he got to become our god

661
00:41:47,460 --> 00:41:48,460
You know what I'm down with that

662
00:41:48,460 --> 00:41:49,460
The whole cycle the whole loop weird

663
00:41:49,460 --> 00:41:50,460
That's interesting

664
00:41:50,460 --> 00:41:55,460
I'd be down with that better than you'd rather be a god of a planet or go to heaven

665
00:41:55,460 --> 00:41:57,460
No

666
00:41:57,460 --> 00:41:59,460
Which one?

667
00:41:59,460 --> 00:42:03,460
I'd just say heaven I don't think I need the power I just need the community

668
00:42:03,460 --> 00:42:07,460
Dude if you reach that mental nirvana it doesn't matter where you are dude

669
00:42:07,460 --> 00:42:09,460
You can be in a 7-eleven bathroom for the rest of your life

670
00:42:09,460 --> 00:42:11,460
Should I have a peach high noon in my hand?

671
00:42:11,460 --> 00:42:13,460
Little sun come on couldn't ask for more some good friends

672
00:42:13,460 --> 00:42:15,460
Hell yeah

673
00:42:15,460 --> 00:42:18,460
This might be heaven dude all the bright lights in here

674
00:42:18,460 --> 00:42:21,460
Holy shit did I die and go to heaven right now?

675
00:42:21,460 --> 00:42:24,460
You are the first guest to bring us a gift

676
00:42:24,460 --> 00:42:25,460
Oh yeah do we want to do that now?

677
00:42:25,460 --> 00:42:26,460
Second we got to say second

678
00:42:26,460 --> 00:42:27,460
Who was the first?

679
00:42:27,460 --> 00:42:28,460
Nico right behind you

680
00:42:28,460 --> 00:42:30,460
Pull it up pull it up

681
00:42:30,460 --> 00:42:32,460
I forgot to bring it up

682
00:42:32,460 --> 00:42:34,460
This was some of Brandon's equipment he brought from home

683
00:42:34,460 --> 00:42:37,460
Oh hell yeah that's so cool that's way cooler than the gift I brought you guys

684
00:42:37,460 --> 00:42:38,460
Fuck

685
00:42:38,460 --> 00:42:40,460
He paid a whopping $3.98

686
00:42:40,460 --> 00:42:41,460
It's still the same

687
00:42:41,460 --> 00:42:42,460
It's a size medium if anybody's interested

688
00:42:42,460 --> 00:42:43,460
That's a bargain at twice the price

689
00:42:43,460 --> 00:42:45,460
When he came in with it I thought he just had a bike

690
00:42:45,460 --> 00:42:48,460
That's the normal assumption

691
00:42:48,460 --> 00:42:51,460
He came in with a motorcycle but now he bought that just for y'all

692
00:42:51,460 --> 00:42:53,460
He wears biker type outfits dude

693
00:42:53,460 --> 00:42:57,460
Yeah okay so you guys were talking about all the wall art you guys have

694
00:42:57,460 --> 00:43:00,460
Or how you wanted more wall art on the last one

695
00:43:00,460 --> 00:43:01,460
Have you seen it yet?

696
00:43:01,460 --> 00:43:02,460
No no I haven't seen it

697
00:43:02,460 --> 00:43:05,460
So this is just some spare wall art I had laying around the house

698
00:43:05,460 --> 00:43:06,460
I love that dude

699
00:43:06,460 --> 00:43:08,460
You don't feel obligated to put all of it up

700
00:43:08,460 --> 00:43:09,460
Oh no it's all going up

701
00:43:09,460 --> 00:43:10,460
Not all winners

702
00:43:10,460 --> 00:43:11,460
We're redoing that

703
00:43:11,460 --> 00:43:12,460
So we got a world map

704
00:43:12,460 --> 00:43:13,460
There's more

705
00:43:13,460 --> 00:43:14,460
Hold that

706
00:43:14,460 --> 00:43:15,460
Okay hell yeah

707
00:43:15,460 --> 00:43:16,460
You don't yeah

708
00:43:16,460 --> 00:43:17,460
Damn

709
00:43:17,460 --> 00:43:20,460
We got a glory shot from the breakfast club

710
00:43:20,460 --> 00:43:21,460
Hell yeah dude

711
00:43:21,460 --> 00:43:22,460
Breakfast club glory shot

712
00:43:22,460 --> 00:43:23,460
Oh shit okay

713
00:43:23,460 --> 00:43:26,460
Now that's that might be sad right there

714
00:43:26,460 --> 00:43:27,460
Look at those gloves

715
00:43:27,460 --> 00:43:28,460
Yeah we got quite the selection

716
00:43:28,460 --> 00:43:30,460
You know I didn't know what you guys liked so I wanted to bring a variety

717
00:43:30,460 --> 00:43:32,460
Feel free to keep one or all

718
00:43:32,460 --> 00:43:35,460
And then that's some COVID art I did when I was really depressed

719
00:43:35,460 --> 00:43:36,460
For real?

720
00:43:36,460 --> 00:43:37,460
Yup

721
00:43:37,460 --> 00:43:38,460
This is yours?

722
00:43:38,460 --> 00:43:39,460
Dom's holding all this shit where I can't see

723
00:43:39,460 --> 00:43:40,460
My bad my bad my bad

724
00:43:40,460 --> 00:43:41,460
I like put tape on it

725
00:43:41,460 --> 00:43:43,460
I like put tape on it and paint all the different colors blue

726
00:43:43,460 --> 00:43:44,460
And then I like did a round with Sharpie

727
00:43:44,460 --> 00:43:46,460
It's not my best work but you know what

728
00:43:46,460 --> 00:43:47,460
We're gonna sell this

729
00:43:47,460 --> 00:43:48,460
It's the heart that counts

730
00:43:48,460 --> 00:43:50,460
We're gonna flip this one

731
00:43:50,460 --> 00:43:52,460
Yeah flip it for like two grand

732
00:43:52,460 --> 00:43:53,460
And then some sweets

733
00:43:53,460 --> 00:43:54,460
Some ties

734
00:43:54,460 --> 00:43:56,460
From Trader Joe's I love Trader Joe's

735
00:43:56,460 --> 00:43:59,460
See because Dom didn't pull through with the desserts

736
00:43:59,460 --> 00:44:02,460
There's only two in there I'm sorry I didn't bring three

737
00:44:02,460 --> 00:44:05,460
And then oh yeah this is just like a tapestry that I ordered that I accidentally got in the wrong size

738
00:44:05,460 --> 00:44:08,460
So it's like weirdly small but it would go on a wall somewhere if needed

739
00:44:08,460 --> 00:44:09,460
Hell yeah

740
00:44:09,460 --> 00:44:10,460
Oh damn

741
00:44:10,460 --> 00:44:11,460
We got wall art now

742
00:44:11,460 --> 00:44:13,460
So you got some choices just some options

743
00:44:13,460 --> 00:44:16,460
I mean peruse inspiration if nothing else

744
00:44:16,460 --> 00:44:18,460
Oh yeah what now what I'm thinking is

745
00:44:18,460 --> 00:44:21,460
What is the breakfast club of Huntsville comedy

746
00:44:21,460 --> 00:44:24,460
Oh that is a good question okay

747
00:44:24,460 --> 00:44:25,460
Fucking JJ

748
00:44:25,460 --> 00:44:28,460
I'm putting this out there first and foremost

749
00:44:28,460 --> 00:44:30,460
This is Jake Muncie

750
00:44:30,460 --> 00:44:34,460
I forgot his name the dude that said he was gonna shoot up the school but it was a flare gun

751
00:44:34,460 --> 00:44:35,460
That is Jake Muncie

752
00:44:35,460 --> 00:44:38,460
Yeah Jake Muncie is Michael Anthony Hall and his

753
00:44:38,460 --> 00:44:40,460
I can't forget his Brian that's his character's name

754
00:44:40,460 --> 00:44:41,460
Okay yeah Brian

755
00:44:41,460 --> 00:44:44,460
And then we got as the jock JJ

756
00:44:44,460 --> 00:44:45,460
Yeah

757
00:44:45,460 --> 00:44:46,460
Oh I don't think so dude

758
00:44:46,460 --> 00:44:48,460
I feel like I'm more

759
00:44:48,460 --> 00:44:49,460
You're not him

760
00:44:49,460 --> 00:44:50,460
I don't know

761
00:44:50,460 --> 00:44:51,460
No who's the bad boy who's the

762
00:44:51,460 --> 00:44:53,460
I wanna say Alex

763
00:44:53,460 --> 00:44:56,460
You gotta say Bryce he's the toughest comedian in Huntsville

764
00:44:56,460 --> 00:44:57,460
I was gonna say Nico

765
00:44:57,460 --> 00:44:58,460
Okay yeah I can see that

766
00:44:58,460 --> 00:44:59,460
Just because I think he could pull off the role

767
00:44:59,460 --> 00:45:00,460
A hundred percent

768
00:45:00,460 --> 00:45:01,460
Nico would definitely pull off the role

769
00:45:01,460 --> 00:45:02,460
But his personality

770
00:45:02,460 --> 00:45:04,460
I can see him wearing these gloves

771
00:45:04,460 --> 00:45:05,460
Yeah

772
00:45:05,460 --> 00:45:06,460
The fangirless leather gloves

773
00:45:06,460 --> 00:45:08,460
Yeah I think it's the hair maybe that's doing it for me

774
00:45:08,460 --> 00:45:13,460
Um okay and then Ashlyn is

775
00:45:13,460 --> 00:45:15,460
Basket case

776
00:45:15,460 --> 00:45:17,460
Yeah the girl that like poured all the sugar on the thing

777
00:45:17,460 --> 00:45:19,460
And Reyna as Molly Ringwald

778
00:45:19,460 --> 00:45:21,460
Did you say you're not Molly

779
00:45:21,460 --> 00:45:23,460
No I don't think I need to be in it

780
00:45:23,460 --> 00:45:24,460
Okay cause you're here

781
00:45:24,460 --> 00:45:25,460
Maybe Reyna and I could share Molly

782
00:45:25,460 --> 00:45:27,460
She's being humble dude

783
00:45:27,460 --> 00:45:28,460
Reyna and I can share Molly

784
00:45:28,460 --> 00:45:29,460
She's the principal

785
00:45:29,460 --> 00:45:30,460
She's more redhead

786
00:45:30,460 --> 00:45:32,460
She's more redhead than I am

787
00:45:32,460 --> 00:45:33,460
Reyna

788
00:45:33,460 --> 00:45:34,460
Yeah

789
00:45:34,460 --> 00:45:35,460
She redhead

790
00:45:35,460 --> 00:45:36,460
More so than me

791
00:45:36,460 --> 00:45:37,460
Blondish blondeish

792
00:45:37,460 --> 00:45:38,460
Kim's redheaded

793
00:45:38,460 --> 00:45:39,460
Oh Kim

794
00:45:39,460 --> 00:45:41,460
Kim might be the principal though

795
00:45:41,460 --> 00:45:42,460
Kim might be the principal

796
00:45:42,460 --> 00:45:43,460
Yeah yeah

797
00:45:43,460 --> 00:45:44,460
You mess with a bull dude

798
00:45:44,460 --> 00:45:45,460
Get the horns

799
00:45:45,460 --> 00:45:46,460
That's good stuff

800
00:45:46,460 --> 00:45:49,460
Yeah but horns down

801
00:45:49,460 --> 00:45:52,460
We could do like a poll and everyone can vote for who they think is

802
00:45:52,460 --> 00:45:53,460
Hell yeah

803
00:45:53,460 --> 00:45:54,460
I'm down for it

804
00:45:54,460 --> 00:45:56,460
So you're still using a Hotmail account in 2023

805
00:45:56,460 --> 00:45:58,460
I have like three different email accounts dude

806
00:45:58,460 --> 00:45:59,460
It's bad

807
00:45:59,460 --> 00:46:01,460
I have like a work email address

808
00:46:01,460 --> 00:46:03,460
Then I have a personal one that has my middle name in it

809
00:46:03,460 --> 00:46:04,460
So it's super hard to spell

810
00:46:04,460 --> 00:46:08,460
And then so I have a normal one that's just like a Hotmail account my mom made for me

811
00:46:08,460 --> 00:46:09,460
When I was young

812
00:46:09,460 --> 00:46:10,460
Just so I had my name in it

813
00:46:10,460 --> 00:46:11,460
Oh nice

814
00:46:11,460 --> 00:46:12,460
Thanks Krista

815
00:46:12,460 --> 00:46:13,460
She set you up nice

816
00:46:13,460 --> 00:46:15,460
She did and that's what I use for business inquiries

817
00:46:15,460 --> 00:46:16,460
Oh okay

818
00:46:16,460 --> 00:46:18,460
How many unreaded emails do you have in that account

819
00:46:18,460 --> 00:46:19,460
Too many

820
00:46:19,460 --> 00:46:20,460
Too many right

821
00:46:20,460 --> 00:46:24,460
Also shout out Jack Douglas the way he wrote it and the thing is so funny

822
00:46:24,460 --> 00:46:28,460
Using a Hotmail email in 2023 brave

823
00:46:28,460 --> 00:46:31,460
Jack's so sassy dude

824
00:46:31,460 --> 00:46:32,460
Love that guy

825
00:46:32,460 --> 00:46:34,460
You know you know I have a G

826
00:46:34,460 --> 00:46:35,460
My other one's Gmail

827
00:46:35,460 --> 00:46:36,460
I have a personal Gmail

828
00:46:36,460 --> 00:46:37,460
Okay okay

829
00:46:37,460 --> 00:46:38,460
I got a variety

830
00:46:38,460 --> 00:46:40,460
That's better that's more classy

831
00:46:40,460 --> 00:46:41,460
Yeah I think so

832
00:46:41,460 --> 00:46:43,460
I didn't even know they still had Hotmail

833
00:46:43,460 --> 00:46:45,460
Hotmail is the best

834
00:46:45,460 --> 00:46:47,460
My mom had a Hotmail email address

835
00:46:47,460 --> 00:46:49,460
But hers was like a way better email address than mine

836
00:46:49,460 --> 00:46:50,460
I talked about it in my step before it was

837
00:46:50,460 --> 00:46:53,460
SLC underscore hottie at Hotmail.com

838
00:46:53,460 --> 00:46:55,460
I do think I remember that joke

839
00:46:55,460 --> 00:46:58,460
Yeah it was a joy to put on forms in elementary school

840
00:46:58,460 --> 00:46:59,460
Oh yeah

841
00:46:59,460 --> 00:47:02,460
See Hotmail was before my time

842
00:47:02,460 --> 00:47:03,460
My teachers would be like

843
00:47:03,460 --> 00:47:07,460
Oh you said your parents email address not a porn stars

844
00:47:07,460 --> 00:47:10,460
And I was like I didn't understand the directions

845
00:47:10,460 --> 00:47:12,460
Porn stars can be parents

846
00:47:12,460 --> 00:47:14,460
That's some judgmental ass shit

847
00:47:14,460 --> 00:47:15,460
You're absolutely right

848
00:47:15,460 --> 00:47:16,460
But

849
00:47:16,460 --> 00:47:17,460
They're not mutually exclusive

850
00:47:17,460 --> 00:47:19,460
You gotta think of what's doing to those kids

851
00:47:19,460 --> 00:47:21,460
I couldn't imagine

852
00:47:21,460 --> 00:47:24,460
They're gonna get shit at school

853
00:47:24,460 --> 00:47:26,460
You have to fight every day

854
00:47:26,460 --> 00:47:27,460
You just have to

855
00:47:27,460 --> 00:47:31,460
That might be the best setup for a mom for a stand up comedian

856
00:47:31,460 --> 00:47:33,460
Is if your mom's a porn star

857
00:47:33,460 --> 00:47:36,460
Cause if you don't learn to defend yourself with words you won't survive

858
00:47:36,460 --> 00:47:39,460
You have to have a bunch of back pocket comebacks

859
00:47:39,460 --> 00:47:40,460
Oh yeah

860
00:47:40,460 --> 00:47:41,460
You gotta think about everything

861
00:47:41,460 --> 00:47:43,460
Yeah and she fucks your dad better than your mom does

862
00:47:43,460 --> 00:47:45,460
What's it to ya?

863
00:47:45,460 --> 00:47:47,460
Yeah nowadays like Gen Z

864
00:47:47,460 --> 00:47:50,460
Yeah you're subscribed to her only fans actually

865
00:47:50,460 --> 00:47:51,460
So fuck you

866
00:47:51,460 --> 00:47:52,460
First of all

867
00:47:52,460 --> 00:47:55,460
That money puts food on my table

868
00:47:55,460 --> 00:47:58,460
I'm about to tear your family apart with her subscriber list

869
00:47:58,460 --> 00:47:59,460
Dude zip it

870
00:47:59,460 --> 00:48:00,460
Oh

871
00:48:00,460 --> 00:48:02,460
And you do this all the time

872
00:48:02,460 --> 00:48:05,460
I'm so impressed I tell JJ this all the time

873
00:48:05,460 --> 00:48:07,460
Whenever we're going up there doing the open mics

874
00:48:07,460 --> 00:48:09,460
You sit there with your notebook

875
00:48:09,460 --> 00:48:12,460
And then you write jokes on the spot with great tags

876
00:48:12,460 --> 00:48:13,460
Thank you

877
00:48:13,460 --> 00:48:16,460
Like it'll be like the first minute and 30 seconds maybe two minutes

878
00:48:16,460 --> 00:48:20,460
And you're just like pretty much you know saying whatever we said

879
00:48:20,460 --> 00:48:23,460
So you're taking our joke like people's joke premises and then

880
00:48:23,460 --> 00:48:24,460
In real time

881
00:48:24,460 --> 00:48:25,460
In real time that's crazy

882
00:48:25,460 --> 00:48:28,460
That's awesome when you're not on the receiving end of the deal

883
00:48:28,460 --> 00:48:29,460
Oh something happened to you?

884
00:48:29,460 --> 00:48:30,460
Like when Sierra called me out

885
00:48:30,460 --> 00:48:31,460
What happened?

886
00:48:31,460 --> 00:48:34,460
I might have been a little bit pissed about this in the intro

887
00:48:34,460 --> 00:48:35,460
I'm not pissed about it

888
00:48:35,460 --> 00:48:36,460
I'm a little pissed about it

889
00:48:36,460 --> 00:48:40,460
But I did some jokes about Tinder

890
00:48:40,460 --> 00:48:42,460
About my experiences on Tinder

891
00:48:42,460 --> 00:48:44,460
And when I got off Sierra went up and was like

892
00:48:44,460 --> 00:48:46,460
JJ was talking about Tinder

893
00:48:46,460 --> 00:48:48,460
You must be a nightmare on there buddy

894
00:48:48,460 --> 00:48:49,460
What is that supposed to mean?

895
00:48:49,460 --> 00:48:51,460
I'm a respectful young man

896
00:48:51,460 --> 00:48:55,460
I don't send unsolicited photos of my body to strangers on the internet

897
00:48:55,460 --> 00:48:56,460
Is that a big thing?

898
00:48:56,460 --> 00:48:58,460
That is something to be proud of dude

899
00:48:58,460 --> 00:48:59,460
Can't be said for a lot of guys

900
00:48:59,460 --> 00:49:00,460
Do you get a lot of those?

901
00:49:00,460 --> 00:49:03,460
Oh I've got some unsolicited dick pics back in my day yeah

902
00:49:03,460 --> 00:49:04,460
Yep yeah

903
00:49:04,460 --> 00:49:06,460
I bet Brandon got a lot

904
00:49:06,460 --> 00:49:08,460
I bet Brandon sent a lot

905
00:49:08,460 --> 00:49:10,460
I'm just kidding

906
00:49:10,460 --> 00:49:12,460
He said he has size 14 shoes

907
00:49:12,460 --> 00:49:14,460
He's not just slinging

908
00:49:14,460 --> 00:49:15,460
No he said 13, 14

909
00:49:15,460 --> 00:49:17,460
He was like no I'm just 13

910
00:49:17,460 --> 00:49:19,460
It's not much to be certain of you guys don't see a parcel

911
00:49:19,460 --> 00:49:21,460
Alright

912
00:49:21,460 --> 00:49:22,460
Alright

913
00:49:22,460 --> 00:49:23,460
He's got lines

914
00:49:23,460 --> 00:49:24,460
Be smooth

915
00:49:24,460 --> 00:49:26,460
That's so funny

916
00:49:26,460 --> 00:49:28,460
Yeah the worst one I ever got was

917
00:49:28,460 --> 00:49:30,460
One time a guy sent me one from the angle

918
00:49:30,460 --> 00:49:32,460
Just like this down

919
00:49:32,460 --> 00:49:34,460
And he was wearing nothing but socks

920
00:49:34,460 --> 00:49:37,460
It was not a good thing to look at

921
00:49:37,460 --> 00:49:38,460
I'm like why would you send that?

922
00:49:38,460 --> 00:49:40,460
Would you prefer it to have socks?

923
00:49:40,460 --> 00:49:42,460
Were they white socks or black socks?

924
00:49:42,460 --> 00:49:45,460
Don't ask me the color of nothing dude

925
00:49:45,460 --> 00:49:48,460
They had like the cool weight man on them

926
00:49:48,460 --> 00:49:51,460
I was looking at the half soft in front of me

927
00:49:51,460 --> 00:49:52,460
The half soft?

928
00:49:52,460 --> 00:49:53,460
That's brave

929
00:49:53,460 --> 00:49:54,460
Yeah he went half

930
00:49:54,460 --> 00:49:56,460
The angle and the yeah

931
00:49:56,460 --> 00:49:58,460
Flaccidity is that a word?

932
00:49:58,460 --> 00:50:00,460
I don't know it is now

933
00:50:00,460 --> 00:50:04,460
The flatulence dude

934
00:50:04,460 --> 00:50:06,460
It was cold

935
00:50:06,460 --> 00:50:08,460
That's what the dude sees

936
00:50:08,460 --> 00:50:12,460
He has socks on

937
00:50:12,460 --> 00:50:15,460
You might have caught a cold man

938
00:50:15,460 --> 00:50:17,460
Alright so

939
00:50:17,460 --> 00:50:19,460
I think I got the stats here

940
00:50:19,460 --> 00:50:22,460
You have over 300,000 TikTok followers

941
00:50:22,460 --> 00:50:23,460
I do

942
00:50:23,460 --> 00:50:25,460
So you can start a cult

943
00:50:25,460 --> 00:50:27,460
I could if I wanted to

944
00:50:27,460 --> 00:50:30,460
What would you do? What would your cult be?

945
00:50:30,460 --> 00:50:32,460
No dude honestly I would do

946
00:50:32,460 --> 00:50:33,460
I would like use it for good

947
00:50:33,460 --> 00:50:34,460
That's kind of the goal

948
00:50:34,460 --> 00:50:36,460
The Church of Latter Day Saints

949
00:50:36,460 --> 00:50:38,460
Yeah

950
00:50:38,460 --> 00:50:40,460
The Church of Former Day Saints

951
00:50:40,460 --> 00:50:41,460
Former Day Saints

952
00:50:41,460 --> 00:50:43,460
Change it by a word or something I don't know

953
00:50:43,460 --> 00:50:44,460
Yeah I don't know

954
00:50:44,460 --> 00:50:47,460
The goal with the whole thing is just to be silly

955
00:50:47,460 --> 00:50:49,460
And make people laugh and bring people joy

956
00:50:49,460 --> 00:50:52,460
And spread creativity and appreciate others creativity

957
00:50:52,460 --> 00:50:53,460
Hell yeah

958
00:50:53,460 --> 00:50:54,460
Using it for good

959
00:50:54,460 --> 00:50:56,460
Yeah I just honestly like

960
00:50:56,460 --> 00:50:59,460
The fact that we can all interact with each other on this level

961
00:50:59,460 --> 00:51:02,460
Like with social media and talk to anybody anywhere

962
00:51:02,460 --> 00:51:07,460
Like I see so much content and hilarious stuff I never would have seen 30 years ago

963
00:51:07,460 --> 00:51:08,460
Yeah

964
00:51:08,460 --> 00:51:10,460
Trying to leverage that platform

965
00:51:10,460 --> 00:51:13,460
For the widespread inspiration and comedy sharing

966
00:51:13,460 --> 00:51:15,460
I think it's important I think it's cool

967
00:51:15,460 --> 00:51:16,460
That was a good answer

968
00:51:16,460 --> 00:51:17,460
It's very important

969
00:51:17,460 --> 00:51:18,460
That was too good of an answer

970
00:51:18,460 --> 00:51:19,460
Yeah yeah

971
00:51:19,460 --> 00:51:20,460
We're gonna have to just clip that and just let it

972
00:51:20,460 --> 00:51:22,460
And I would make everyone worship me

973
00:51:22,460 --> 00:51:24,460
That's how they get you

974
00:51:24,460 --> 00:51:26,460
This is fucking Sarah Palin over here

975
00:51:26,460 --> 00:51:28,460
Yeah and the real yeah

976
00:51:28,460 --> 00:51:30,460
In order to do this everyone has to drop everything

977
00:51:30,460 --> 00:51:32,460
And give me all their possessions and money and worship me

978
00:51:32,460 --> 00:51:34,460
And then I'll fix everything

979
00:51:34,460 --> 00:51:36,460
There's probably people out there that would

980
00:51:36,460 --> 00:51:37,460
Yeah

981
00:51:37,460 --> 00:51:38,460
Oh no I would never

982
00:51:38,460 --> 00:51:39,460
Dude people pay

983
00:51:39,460 --> 00:51:43,460
I was just watching something this dude like paid for this girl to gamble his money

984
00:51:43,460 --> 00:51:46,460
While he like sat on his knees behind her

985
00:51:46,460 --> 00:51:48,460
Like she was at the craps table let's say

986
00:51:48,460 --> 00:51:53,460
And he paid her and she was gambling with his money

987
00:51:53,460 --> 00:51:54,460
I can't beat that man

988
00:51:54,460 --> 00:51:55,460
You pay

989
00:51:55,460 --> 00:51:56,460
Yeah I would love

990
00:51:56,460 --> 00:51:57,460
How do I sign up for that job?

991
00:51:57,460 --> 00:51:58,460
Are they taking applications?

992
00:51:58,460 --> 00:52:00,460
Are they taking applications on LinkedIn, Glassdoor?

993
00:52:00,460 --> 00:52:01,460
Definitely Glassdoor

994
00:52:01,460 --> 00:52:02,460
Yeah

995
00:52:02,460 --> 00:52:04,460
You can definitely find us on Glassdoor

996
00:52:04,460 --> 00:52:06,460
Yeah I don't what's the

997
00:52:06,460 --> 00:52:07,460
What does he get out of that?

998
00:52:07,460 --> 00:52:08,460
People like the people

999
00:52:08,460 --> 00:52:09,460
Yeah exactly

1000
00:52:09,460 --> 00:52:12,460
Some guys like to be demoralized I guess

1001
00:52:12,460 --> 00:52:14,460
Yeah demeaned, condescending

1002
00:52:14,460 --> 00:52:15,460
It looks yeah

1003
00:52:15,460 --> 00:52:16,460
They probably just have too much money

1004
00:52:16,460 --> 00:52:17,460
You dirty little pig boy

1005
00:52:17,460 --> 00:52:19,460
You see that SNL sketch with

1006
00:52:19,460 --> 00:52:20,460
Oh yeah

1007
00:52:20,460 --> 00:52:21,460
Yes

1008
00:52:21,460 --> 00:52:22,460
James Franco

1009
00:52:22,460 --> 00:52:23,460
Yes

1010
00:52:23,460 --> 00:52:24,460
Little pig boy

1011
00:52:24,460 --> 00:52:25,460
Is the spelling bee?

1012
00:52:25,460 --> 00:52:26,460
Do you like SNL?

1013
00:52:26,460 --> 00:52:28,460
I love SNL

1014
00:52:28,460 --> 00:52:29,460
There we go

1015
00:52:29,460 --> 00:52:30,460
Always lifelong fan yep

1016
00:52:30,460 --> 00:52:35,460
So one of my favorite skits is Santa Baby with Ryan Gosling

1017
00:52:35,460 --> 00:52:36,460
As the elves?

1018
00:52:36,460 --> 00:52:38,460
Oh with that's what Keenan

1019
00:52:38,460 --> 00:52:40,460
I think he might be in that one too

1020
00:52:40,460 --> 00:52:41,460
Ryan Gosling's in that one

1021
00:52:41,460 --> 00:52:42,460
He's in that one too

1022
00:52:42,460 --> 00:52:43,460
I just watched that one recently but

1023
00:52:43,460 --> 00:52:44,460
Okay what's the Santa Baby one?

1024
00:52:44,460 --> 00:52:48,460
The Santa Baby when they're at like a Christmas party at their friend's house

1025
00:52:48,460 --> 00:52:51,460
And then the dude's like telling his son

1026
00:52:51,460 --> 00:52:53,460
Alright Santa's gonna be down in a minute and Ryan Gosling

1027
00:52:53,460 --> 00:52:55,460
And I can't remember the other act

1028
00:52:55,460 --> 00:52:56,460
She's one of the best ones though

1029
00:52:56,460 --> 00:52:57,460
Skinny White

1030
00:52:57,460 --> 00:52:58,460
Kate McKinnon?

1031
00:52:58,460 --> 00:52:59,460
No

1032
00:52:59,460 --> 00:53:00,460
Kristen Wiig?

1033
00:53:00,460 --> 00:53:01,460
No no no way after

1034
00:53:01,460 --> 00:53:02,460
Oh after?

1035
00:53:02,460 --> 00:53:03,460
Yeah yeah

1036
00:53:03,460 --> 00:53:05,460
Like she might still be on there now

1037
00:53:05,460 --> 00:53:06,460
Oh current

1038
00:53:06,460 --> 00:53:07,460
Was it?

1039
00:53:07,460 --> 00:53:08,460
I wanna say

1040
00:53:08,460 --> 00:53:09,460
I can't remember her name but she's hilarious

1041
00:53:09,460 --> 00:53:10,460
Blonde hair?

1042
00:53:10,460 --> 00:53:11,460
Brown hair?

1043
00:53:11,460 --> 00:53:12,460
We'll think of it later

1044
00:53:12,460 --> 00:53:13,460
Yeah yeah yeah

1045
00:53:13,460 --> 00:53:14,460
So they look at each other like Santa's here

1046
00:53:14,460 --> 00:53:16,460
And then the dude's like confused

1047
00:53:16,460 --> 00:53:20,460
And he's like you go bring that beautiful majestic man down here right now

1048
00:53:20,460 --> 00:53:22,460
And they just act like crazy

1049
00:53:22,460 --> 00:53:26,460
The music starts playing and they're just on the coffee table kissing each other

1050
00:53:26,460 --> 00:53:28,460
And everybody's just looking at him

1051
00:53:28,460 --> 00:53:31,460
And when he comes down as Santa cause it's the dad right

1052
00:53:31,460 --> 00:53:33,460
He comes down he just puts a Santa coat on

1053
00:53:33,460 --> 00:53:35,460
And he's like sitting on his lap

1054
00:53:35,460 --> 00:53:36,460
He's crying

1055
00:53:36,460 --> 00:53:38,460
Oh my god I gotta go watch this

1056
00:53:38,460 --> 00:53:39,460
It's not getting old

1057
00:53:39,460 --> 00:53:40,460
That's the shit I love that

1058
00:53:40,460 --> 00:53:41,460
Ryan Gosling

1059
00:53:41,460 --> 00:53:42,460
Yeah

1060
00:53:42,460 --> 00:53:43,460
He's a big

1061
00:53:43,460 --> 00:53:44,460
Anger SNL hook

1062
00:53:44,460 --> 00:53:47,460
Yes oh my god The Close Encounters one with him and Kate McKinnon

1063
00:53:47,460 --> 00:53:49,460
That's like a family staple for me

1064
00:53:49,460 --> 00:53:52,460
My mom and I love that whole series of yeah

1065
00:53:52,460 --> 00:53:55,460
Yeah that's the one that put me on the episodes

1066
00:53:55,460 --> 00:53:56,460
Oh my god

1067
00:53:56,460 --> 00:53:57,460
The Papyrus one is my favorite

1068
00:53:57,460 --> 00:53:58,460
My poop chute was out

1069
00:53:58,460 --> 00:54:01,460
Oh yeah my coot coot and my prune chute hanging out

1070
00:54:01,460 --> 00:54:04,460
I'm out here full Donald Ducking it in a drafty dome

1071
00:54:04,460 --> 00:54:07,460
I love when they break dude when they're just cracking up

1072
00:54:07,460 --> 00:54:08,460
Cause that is too funny

1073
00:54:08,460 --> 00:54:09,460
It is

1074
00:54:09,460 --> 00:54:10,460
It's too good

1075
00:54:10,460 --> 00:54:13,460
She's so good and she's sitting and she's got like the full camel toe

1076
00:54:13,460 --> 00:54:14,460
And she's got a cigarette in her hands

1077
00:54:14,460 --> 00:54:16,460
I knew that lady growing up

1078
00:54:16,460 --> 00:54:17,460
Shut up

1079
00:54:17,460 --> 00:54:18,460
She's in Ardmore

1080
00:54:18,460 --> 00:54:19,460
She's in fucking Ardmore

1081
00:54:19,460 --> 00:54:20,460
Shut up

1082
00:54:20,460 --> 00:54:21,460
Like women like that just

1083
00:54:21,460 --> 00:54:25,460
Oh yeah the Marlboro Red smoking you know it's

1084
00:54:25,460 --> 00:54:28,460
It has an allure you know there's an audience for everything

1085
00:54:28,460 --> 00:54:29,460
Yeah

1086
00:54:29,460 --> 00:54:30,460
It's a cool thing to watch

1087
00:54:30,460 --> 00:54:31,460
Oh yeah

1088
00:54:31,460 --> 00:54:32,460
It's kind of like a train wreck

1089
00:54:32,460 --> 00:54:34,460
But the Papyrus Ryan Gosling sketch

1090
00:54:34,460 --> 00:54:35,460
Oh yes

1091
00:54:35,460 --> 00:54:40,460
Where he's playing a dude that's just like deeply disturbed by the fact that

1092
00:54:40,460 --> 00:54:43,460
Marketers for Avatar like the movie Avatar

1093
00:54:43,460 --> 00:54:47,460
Use the Papyrus font on Microsoft Word

1094
00:54:47,460 --> 00:54:51,460
As the whole logo and it just like it bothers him so much

1095
00:54:51,460 --> 00:54:54,460
And the whole time you think he's crazy and then he's outside the dude's house

1096
00:54:54,460 --> 00:54:56,460
And he like smirks at him through the window

1097
00:54:56,460 --> 00:54:57,460
Closes it up

1098
00:54:57,460 --> 00:54:58,460
I know what you did

1099
00:54:58,460 --> 00:55:00,460
I know what you did

1100
00:55:00,460 --> 00:55:03,460
And then they double down on Avatar 2 and use the same one

1101
00:55:03,460 --> 00:55:05,460
So I hope we get a Papyrus 2

1102
00:55:05,460 --> 00:55:06,460
Oh god that would be good

1103
00:55:06,460 --> 00:55:07,460
We have to have it

1104
00:55:07,460 --> 00:55:08,460
That would be so funny

1105
00:55:08,460 --> 00:55:11,460
Ryan Gosling is one of my favorite has became one of my favorite actors

1106
00:55:11,460 --> 00:55:12,460
He's good

1107
00:55:12,460 --> 00:55:14,460
I mean in like everything you see you like nice guys

1108
00:55:14,460 --> 00:55:15,460
Yes

1109
00:55:15,460 --> 00:55:16,460
I love that movie

1110
00:55:16,460 --> 00:55:17,460
People don't know about like a lot of people

1111
00:55:17,460 --> 00:55:18,460
It's a good one

1112
00:55:18,460 --> 00:55:19,460
It's so good

1113
00:55:19,460 --> 00:55:20,460
Okay so back to SNL

1114
00:55:20,460 --> 00:55:21,460
Because I love SNL

1115
00:55:21,460 --> 00:55:23,460
What's your favorite SNL skit?

1116
00:55:23,460 --> 00:55:25,460
Oh of all time

1117
00:55:25,460 --> 00:55:26,460
Oh boy

1118
00:55:26,460 --> 00:55:28,460
Whichever one pops up to your mind

1119
00:55:28,460 --> 00:55:30,460
I mean I love that James Franco spelling bee one of them is good

1120
00:55:30,460 --> 00:55:31,460
I loved Celebrity Jeopardy

1121
00:55:31,460 --> 00:55:33,460
That was a favorite when I was growing up

1122
00:55:33,460 --> 00:55:34,460
Oh with Tom Hanks

1123
00:55:34,460 --> 00:55:35,460
Yeah

1124
00:55:35,460 --> 00:55:36,460
Oh that was a great one

1125
00:55:36,460 --> 00:55:37,460
Will Ferrell would be on it

1126
00:55:37,460 --> 00:55:38,460
Bert Reynolds

1127
00:55:38,460 --> 00:55:39,460
Turd Ferguson

1128
00:55:39,460 --> 00:55:40,460
Great

1129
00:55:40,460 --> 00:55:41,460
Norm MacDonald

1130
00:55:41,460 --> 00:55:42,460
Yeah Norm MacDonald is so good

1131
00:55:42,460 --> 00:55:43,460
I love Weekend Update

1132
00:55:43,460 --> 00:55:44,460
That segment I like a lot

1133
00:55:44,460 --> 00:55:47,460
And I did so I did like the school news in high school or whatever

1134
00:55:47,460 --> 00:55:48,460
Oh shit

1135
00:55:48,460 --> 00:55:50,460
Yeah and I loved I was the little anchor

1136
00:55:50,460 --> 00:55:51,460
And I liked doing that stuff

1137
00:55:51,460 --> 00:55:54,460
I took a class in college journalism and creative media minor

1138
00:55:54,460 --> 00:55:57,460
And so did a little news anchory type stuff

1139
00:55:57,460 --> 00:55:59,460
And I did parody stuff for that class

1140
00:55:59,460 --> 00:56:01,460
So every two weeks we'd come in with a script

1141
00:56:01,460 --> 00:56:05,460
And I would always just do like the latest news and do parody or jokes about all of them

1142
00:56:05,460 --> 00:56:08,460
My own little Weekend Update kind of thing

1143
00:56:08,460 --> 00:56:10,460
But I did do the school news

1144
00:56:10,460 --> 00:56:12,460
And I used to do little sketches and little rips

1145
00:56:12,460 --> 00:56:15,460
So I would do like a parody investigative reporter

1146
00:56:15,460 --> 00:56:17,460
Because our mascot was the eagle, the soaring eagle

1147
00:56:17,460 --> 00:56:18,460
And I was like eagle in the hall

1148
00:56:18,460 --> 00:56:22,460
And I would just go do kind of parody mockumentary interviews type things

1149
00:56:22,460 --> 00:56:27,460
And then I made like an office style mockumentary called Don Wiego instead of Juan Diego

1150
00:56:27,460 --> 00:56:28,460
I love it

1151
00:56:28,460 --> 00:56:32,460
And had the people in my class help me with all these scripted fake characters

1152
00:56:32,460 --> 00:56:33,460
And random high school bullshit

1153
00:56:33,460 --> 00:56:36,460
And then I had this character in my senior quote

1154
00:56:36,460 --> 00:56:38,460
Oh my god I still regret it to this day

1155
00:56:38,460 --> 00:56:40,460
I had this character called Literal Lydia

1156
00:56:40,460 --> 00:56:42,460
And she had this little song

1157
00:56:42,460 --> 00:56:45,460
And it was like if your grammar is bad without a doubt

1158
00:56:45,460 --> 00:56:47,460
Literal Lydia will call you out

1159
00:56:47,460 --> 00:56:50,460
And I would just be like me walking by someone in a hallway

1160
00:56:50,460 --> 00:56:52,460
And they're like oh my god I am literally gonna die

1161
00:56:52,460 --> 00:56:53,460
It's so hot outside

1162
00:56:53,460 --> 00:56:56,460
And I'd be like are you? Are you literally gonna die?

1163
00:56:56,460 --> 00:56:58,460
It was just me being a smart ass

1164
00:56:58,460 --> 00:57:02,460
And then my senior quote was literally

1165
00:57:02,460 --> 00:57:04,460
Literally

1166
00:57:04,460 --> 00:57:05,460
That's badass

1167
00:57:05,460 --> 00:57:08,460
I think your mate, do you ever do the improv?

1168
00:57:08,460 --> 00:57:09,460
No

1169
00:57:09,460 --> 00:57:10,460
I think your mate

1170
00:57:10,460 --> 00:57:11,460
I did once like two couple years ago

1171
00:57:11,460 --> 00:57:12,460
And you know what? Thank you

1172
00:57:12,460 --> 00:57:13,460
I would like to sharpen that skill

1173
00:57:13,460 --> 00:57:15,460
That's something I really have not

1174
00:57:15,460 --> 00:57:16,460
Have not tried

1175
00:57:16,460 --> 00:57:17,460
You're so quick

1176
00:57:17,460 --> 00:57:18,460
You did good at the canibor

1177
00:57:18,460 --> 00:57:19,460
You're impossibly quick

1178
00:57:19,460 --> 00:57:20,460
Thank you

1179
00:57:20,460 --> 00:57:21,460
Yeah and my mom

1180
00:57:21,460 --> 00:57:22,460
I gotta thank my mom for that

1181
00:57:22,460 --> 00:57:23,460
She made me so witty

1182
00:57:23,460 --> 00:57:25,460
Like we would always just go back and forth when I was a kid

1183
00:57:25,460 --> 00:57:26,460
So I just she

1184
00:57:26,460 --> 00:57:28,460
I learned to be in that mindset constantly

1185
00:57:28,460 --> 00:57:30,460
Like what joke is associated

1186
00:57:30,460 --> 00:57:32,460
Like I love looking for patterns and similarities

1187
00:57:32,460 --> 00:57:36,460
And finding that funny witty creative next level

1188
00:57:36,460 --> 00:57:37,460
Yeah

1189
00:57:37,460 --> 00:57:38,460
Yeah

1190
00:57:38,460 --> 00:57:39,460
I was talking to Kim

1191
00:57:39,460 --> 00:57:41,460
I wanna go up there and watch

1192
00:57:41,460 --> 00:57:44,460
One of theirs is like coming up like December something

1193
00:57:44,460 --> 00:57:47,460
And she was telling me the difference between them

1194
00:57:47,460 --> 00:57:50,460
Like one is just like you just go and improvise

1195
00:57:50,460 --> 00:57:52,460
Some people tell you like certain things

1196
00:57:52,460 --> 00:57:53,460
We try to do

1197
00:57:53,460 --> 00:57:54,460
You were there

1198
00:57:54,460 --> 00:57:55,460
We try to do the

1199
00:57:55,460 --> 00:57:56,460
Well she was in it

1200
00:57:56,460 --> 00:57:57,460
Yeah

1201
00:57:57,460 --> 00:57:58,460
She did

1202
00:57:58,460 --> 00:58:01,460
Yeah and that girl that I literally met 20 minutes before that thing started

1203
00:58:01,460 --> 00:58:02,460
I had no idea who she was

1204
00:58:02,460 --> 00:58:03,460
She killed it

1205
00:58:03,460 --> 00:58:04,460
She killed it

1206
00:58:04,460 --> 00:58:05,460
Yeah

1207
00:58:05,460 --> 00:58:06,460
She was good

1208
00:58:06,460 --> 00:58:07,460
She was

1209
00:58:07,460 --> 00:58:08,460
I thought you guys really knew each other

1210
00:58:08,460 --> 00:58:09,460
No

1211
00:58:09,460 --> 00:58:10,460
I did too

1212
00:58:10,460 --> 00:58:11,460
I thought they knew

1213
00:58:11,460 --> 00:58:13,460
Yeah okay so he totally like obviously we'd never met

1214
00:58:13,460 --> 00:58:16,460
And he did a lot of questions about friendship

1215
00:58:16,460 --> 00:58:18,460
And like how close of friends you guys are

1216
00:58:18,460 --> 00:58:21,460
And so I'm like it's gonna be easier if we just commit to a fake bit about being friends

1217
00:58:21,460 --> 00:58:23,460
Than just being like oh we don't really know each other

1218
00:58:23,460 --> 00:58:24,460
Yeah

1219
00:58:24,460 --> 00:58:26,460
You know so I just was like let's do it

1220
00:58:26,460 --> 00:58:29,460
My girl this is my home girl we've known each other for decades

1221
00:58:29,460 --> 00:58:30,460
Like yeah

1222
00:58:30,460 --> 00:58:31,460
I was sold

1223
00:58:31,460 --> 00:58:32,460
You had me convinced yeah

1224
00:58:32,460 --> 00:58:33,460
Thanks

1225
00:58:33,460 --> 00:58:34,460
I was like we're about to lose this shit out of this

1226
00:58:34,460 --> 00:58:35,460
Brandon fucking won the thing

1227
00:58:35,460 --> 00:58:36,460
Yeah

1228
00:58:36,460 --> 00:58:37,460
Hell yeah shout out to Brandon for winning that thing

1229
00:58:37,460 --> 00:58:38,460
Hey

1230
00:58:38,460 --> 00:58:39,460
Yeah

1231
00:58:39,460 --> 00:58:40,460
To Dante too

1232
00:58:40,460 --> 00:58:41,460
Shout out to Dante

1233
00:58:41,460 --> 00:58:42,460
Oh my god Dante

1234
00:58:42,460 --> 00:58:46,460
It's so funny because like sometimes he gets up there and I'm like

1235
00:58:46,460 --> 00:58:49,460
And sometimes he gets up there and I'm like you know

1236
00:58:49,460 --> 00:58:50,460
Yeah

1237
00:58:50,460 --> 00:58:51,460
Not bad

1238
00:58:51,460 --> 00:58:52,460
I laugh every time

1239
00:58:52,460 --> 00:58:53,460
Thursday at Mad Maltz right

1240
00:58:53,460 --> 00:58:54,460
Yeah

1241
00:58:54,460 --> 00:58:55,460
They had you ever been there

1242
00:58:55,460 --> 00:58:56,460
Yeah yeah yeah

1243
00:58:56,460 --> 00:58:57,460
So they have the

1244
00:58:57,460 --> 00:58:58,460
This was my first time last week

1245
00:58:58,460 --> 00:59:02,460
They had the upstairs and then like nobody was listening to us besides the comedians

1246
00:59:02,460 --> 00:59:04,460
And then everybody went upstairs

1247
00:59:04,460 --> 00:59:07,460
And Dante was the only one to get and he had him rolling

1248
00:59:07,460 --> 00:59:08,460
He I'm talking murder

1249
00:59:08,460 --> 00:59:09,460
Yeah he kills sometimes

1250
00:59:09,460 --> 00:59:10,460
Yeah

1251
00:59:10,460 --> 00:59:13,460
He gets up there and peep like he kills he's so good yeah

1252
00:59:13,460 --> 00:59:16,460
It's so crazy because like Dante you don't know where it's going

1253
00:59:16,460 --> 00:59:19,460
If it's your first time seeing Dante you're like you're like looking around like

1254
00:59:19,460 --> 00:59:21,460
Is everybody else seeing what I'm seeing

1255
00:59:21,460 --> 00:59:22,460
Yeah

1256
00:59:22,460 --> 00:59:23,460
And then he just says something you're like okay

1257
00:59:23,460 --> 00:59:24,460
He's a Sergeant Miller type

1258
00:59:24,460 --> 00:59:25,460
No yeah

1259
00:59:25,460 --> 00:59:26,460
He's a Sergeant Miller type

1260
00:59:26,460 --> 00:59:27,460
Sergeant Miller type

1261
00:59:27,460 --> 00:59:29,460
Sergeant Miller you damn soldiers

1262
00:59:29,460 --> 00:59:32,460
Yeah I think that's why I do the uh cause like sometimes he'll start it out that way

1263
00:59:32,460 --> 00:59:35,460
And then he gets you on board yeah you just never know where it's gonna go

1264
00:59:35,460 --> 00:59:38,460
He has some of my favorite jokes of all time

1265
00:59:38,460 --> 00:59:39,460
Jamaican Misfortune Cookies

1266
00:59:39,460 --> 00:59:41,460
I'm mad I didn't write that one

1267
00:59:41,460 --> 00:59:42,460
Honestly

1268
00:59:42,460 --> 00:59:43,460
Mon

1269
00:59:43,460 --> 00:59:45,460
But he pulls it off better

1270
00:59:45,460 --> 00:59:47,460
He starts it with Mon ends it with Mon

1271
00:59:47,460 --> 00:59:49,460
I love palindromes

1272
00:59:49,460 --> 00:59:51,460
Yeah

1273
00:59:51,460 --> 00:59:53,460
You saying words you know I don't know what they mean

1274
00:59:53,460 --> 00:59:55,460
Well dude my name is a palindrome

1275
00:59:55,460 --> 00:59:57,460
JJ same forwards and backwards

1276
00:59:57,460 --> 00:59:59,460
Okay yeah I do I do remember that

1277
00:59:59,460 --> 01:00:00,460
The year I'm about to make you feel old real quick

1278
01:00:00,460 --> 01:00:02,460
The year I was born 2002

1279
01:00:02,460 --> 01:00:04,460
Also a palindrome

1280
01:00:04,460 --> 01:00:05,460
Jesus

1281
01:00:05,460 --> 01:00:06,460
What was that in 2002 I think it was a fresh

1282
01:00:06,460 --> 01:00:08,460
Afghanistan

1283
01:00:08,460 --> 01:00:10,460
Oh my god

1284
01:00:10,460 --> 01:00:14,460
Took me a second I was still rolling over the 2002

1285
01:00:14,460 --> 01:00:15,460
Kuwait

1286
01:00:15,460 --> 01:00:17,460
Two thousands

1287
01:00:17,460 --> 01:00:20,460
It's just weird that like a grown adult you're like a grown man

1288
01:00:20,460 --> 01:00:22,460
And you were born in 2002

1289
01:00:22,460 --> 01:00:25,460
Well you're not a good you know

1290
01:00:25,460 --> 01:00:27,460
That makes sense that makes sense

1291
01:00:27,460 --> 01:00:29,460
That act up

1292
01:00:29,460 --> 01:00:31,460
This I'm like what

1293
01:00:31,460 --> 01:00:33,460
That was 1998

1294
01:00:33,460 --> 01:00:35,460
I'm not

1295
01:00:35,460 --> 01:00:37,460
Four years older I'm really close to that

1296
01:00:37,460 --> 01:00:38,460
Young blood

1297
01:00:38,460 --> 01:00:40,460
You're still last millennium though

1298
01:00:40,460 --> 01:00:42,460
And once we start we can't keep y'all around

1299
01:00:42,460 --> 01:00:43,460
I'm sorry

1300
01:00:43,460 --> 01:00:44,460
You gotta take even the 98s out

1301
01:00:44,460 --> 01:00:47,460
I just hope I can outlive every person from the 1900s

1302
01:00:47,460 --> 01:00:48,460
You won't

1303
01:00:48,460 --> 01:00:50,460
Challenge accepted

1304
01:00:50,460 --> 01:00:52,460
That's it women have an unfair advantage

1305
01:00:52,460 --> 01:00:54,460
It's female privilege dude

1306
01:00:54,460 --> 01:00:56,460
They live like four years longer than men

1307
01:00:56,460 --> 01:00:58,460
It's cause we're more careful y'all are dumb

1308
01:00:58,460 --> 01:01:01,460
Y'all are putting your lives in danger voluntarily

1309
01:01:01,460 --> 01:01:03,460
Women are very careful we're thinking about all the details

1310
01:01:03,460 --> 01:01:05,460
You guys aren't thinking about

1311
01:01:05,460 --> 01:01:06,460
Taking extra precautions

1312
01:01:06,460 --> 01:01:08,460
That's why we're happier too

1313
01:01:08,460 --> 01:01:09,460
Yeah

1314
01:01:09,460 --> 01:01:10,460
Arguably

1315
01:01:10,460 --> 01:01:11,460
Right

1316
01:01:11,460 --> 01:01:12,460
Ignorance is bliss

1317
01:01:12,460 --> 01:01:13,460
It is exactly

1318
01:01:13,460 --> 01:01:14,460
Yeah man

1319
01:01:14,460 --> 01:01:16,460
I'll take it dude

1320
01:01:16,460 --> 01:01:19,460
But you did a set when you had blonde hair

1321
01:01:19,460 --> 01:01:22,460
You're on a guitar and everybody's talking in the background

1322
01:01:22,460 --> 01:01:24,460
But you're just singing

1323
01:01:24,460 --> 01:01:26,460
Was it at the Sundance?

1324
01:01:26,460 --> 01:01:27,460
Sundance

1325
01:01:27,460 --> 01:01:29,460
Oh shit you found that?

1326
01:01:29,460 --> 01:01:30,460
Yeah

1327
01:01:30,460 --> 01:01:31,460
Oh my god

1328
01:01:31,460 --> 01:01:32,460
We went deep

1329
01:01:32,460 --> 01:01:33,460
Yeah you guys did go deep

1330
01:01:33,460 --> 01:01:34,460
So yeah I wrote

1331
01:01:34,460 --> 01:01:37,460
I've been writing songs since I was like 14 playing the guitar

1332
01:01:37,460 --> 01:01:40,460
And when I was like 15, 16

1333
01:01:40,460 --> 01:01:43,460
We flew out to Nashville and recorded eight songs

1334
01:01:43,460 --> 01:01:46,460
And I had like a manager for a minute

1335
01:01:46,460 --> 01:01:49,460
And I got booked at the Sundance Film Festival

1336
01:01:49,460 --> 01:01:51,460
It was like the writers room after party basically

1337
01:01:51,460 --> 01:01:54,460
So like directors of these smaller films that got showcased

1338
01:01:54,460 --> 01:01:56,460
Went to this little bar and that's where I was playing

1339
01:01:56,460 --> 01:01:58,460
And I just played some original songs

1340
01:01:58,460 --> 01:02:00,460
I was like 16 I think

1341
01:02:00,460 --> 01:02:01,460
Yeah

1342
01:02:01,460 --> 01:02:03,460
I looked very different when I was in high school

1343
01:02:03,460 --> 01:02:05,460
I was almost like I didn't recognize you

1344
01:02:05,460 --> 01:02:06,460
For real dude

1345
01:02:06,460 --> 01:02:08,460
I like hit late puberty or some shit

1346
01:02:08,460 --> 01:02:11,460
Because I swear to god like I had just fuller cheeks

1347
01:02:11,460 --> 01:02:17,460
And I just like I looked different until like 2022 maybe

1348
01:02:17,460 --> 01:02:19,460
Like early last year

1349
01:02:19,460 --> 01:02:20,460
Are you serious?

1350
01:02:20,460 --> 01:02:22,460
I'm serious it's like been a recent

1351
01:02:22,460 --> 01:02:25,460
Maybe the last two years I would consider myself like attractive

1352
01:02:25,460 --> 01:02:29,460
But I don't know I just look very different now

1353
01:02:29,460 --> 01:02:31,460
And I don't know how I'm perceived by other people

1354
01:02:31,460 --> 01:02:32,460
That's a weird thing on stage

1355
01:02:32,460 --> 01:02:35,460
I was always like the goofy friend

1356
01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:36,460
And so I would act that way

1357
01:02:36,460 --> 01:02:40,460
And now I feel like people look at me differently

1358
01:02:40,460 --> 01:02:42,460
No no you gotta keep on doing whatever you're doing

1359
01:02:42,460 --> 01:02:44,460
Yeah and that's what I'm getting back to

1360
01:02:44,460 --> 01:02:46,460
I feel like I got stuck in my head in the last year

1361
01:02:46,460 --> 01:02:48,460
And I was like shit I have to present myself a certain way

1362
01:02:48,460 --> 01:02:51,460
Or I need to be like a stereotypical funny

1363
01:02:51,460 --> 01:02:53,460
But recently I threw that at the window

1364
01:02:53,460 --> 01:02:55,460
And I was like fuck it I'm a weird person

1365
01:02:55,460 --> 01:02:58,460
And I like I can do random absurd shit

1366
01:02:58,460 --> 01:03:01,460
And I like doing impressions and sketches and stand up

1367
01:03:01,460 --> 01:03:04,460
And all over the place and singing

1368
01:03:04,460 --> 01:03:05,460
So I'll just do it all

1369
01:03:05,460 --> 01:03:11,460
Hey so on your TikToks I love the roasting Bumble DMs

1370
01:03:11,460 --> 01:03:13,460
That's my shit

1371
01:03:13,460 --> 01:03:16,460
That's my shit right there I can watch those all day

1372
01:03:16,460 --> 01:03:19,460
I'm back on Bumble and I'm using this opener where the guy gets to choose

1373
01:03:19,460 --> 01:03:23,460
One a dad joke, two a fun fact or three I roast them

1374
01:03:23,460 --> 01:03:26,460
And boy are men gluts for punishment

1375
01:03:26,460 --> 01:03:30,460
Matched with this gentleman who kindly asked for a roast

1376
01:03:30,460 --> 01:03:33,460
I said you look like the Lorax if you tried the devil's lettuce

1377
01:03:33,460 --> 01:03:36,460
Our next victim take a good look

1378
01:03:36,460 --> 01:03:39,460
He asked for a roast I said you look like if Patrick Dempsey

1379
01:03:39,460 --> 01:03:41,460
And the least attractive Baldwin brother had a son

1380
01:03:41,460 --> 01:03:43,460
Didn't specify which Baldwin brother

1381
01:03:43,460 --> 01:03:46,460
Dealer's choice and frankly it was more of a compliment

1382
01:03:46,460 --> 01:03:48,460
He responded and said who are they?

1383
01:03:48,460 --> 01:03:50,460
And failed the vibe check miserably

1384
01:03:50,460 --> 01:03:53,460
Here's our next guy

1385
01:03:53,460 --> 01:03:58,460
He asked for a roast I said you give off both serial killer and frat douche vibes

1386
01:03:58,460 --> 01:04:00,460
And he agreed with the frat douche thing

1387
01:04:00,460 --> 01:04:02,460
He said elaborate on the serial killer vibes

1388
01:04:02,460 --> 01:04:06,460
I need to figure out how to hide that better apparently

1389
01:04:06,460 --> 01:04:09,460
And finally this gentleman asked for a roast

1390
01:04:09,460 --> 01:04:12,460
I said you look like you wear the same pair of socks for three straight days

1391
01:04:12,460 --> 01:04:14,460
Till your mom finally washes them

1392
01:04:14,460 --> 01:04:15,460
How did you come up with this?

1393
01:04:15,460 --> 01:04:18,460
I mean honest to God I was just on Bumble

1394
01:04:18,460 --> 01:04:19,460
I was trying to think of a good opener

1395
01:04:19,460 --> 01:04:21,460
My friend Eric actually helped me come up with it

1396
01:04:21,460 --> 01:04:23,460
Because I needed to think of a creative opener

1397
01:04:23,460 --> 01:04:24,460
Girls have to message first

1398
01:04:24,460 --> 01:04:27,460
But I want it to be something a guy is going to respond to not just hey

1399
01:04:27,460 --> 01:04:31,460
And I put that I do stand up in my bio

1400
01:04:31,460 --> 01:04:33,460
So people are expecting kind of a joke or something funny

1401
01:04:33,460 --> 01:04:35,460
Yeah

1402
01:04:35,460 --> 01:04:37,460
Yeah so my buddy helped me come up with it

1403
01:04:37,460 --> 01:04:39,460
I thought of the compliment and the roast

1404
01:04:39,460 --> 01:04:42,460
And then the dad joke was the third one he helped me come up with

1405
01:04:42,460 --> 01:04:44,460
And given someone a choice

1406
01:04:44,460 --> 01:04:46,460
And they get to pick and men are gluttons for punishment

1407
01:04:46,460 --> 01:04:49,460
They pick roast about 95% of the time

1408
01:04:49,460 --> 01:04:53,460
Some ask for one of the other two a compliment or a dad joke

1409
01:04:53,460 --> 01:04:56,460
It just tells you a lot about a person whenever they select

1410
01:04:56,460 --> 01:04:59,460
And sometimes most of the time I would roast someone

1411
01:04:59,460 --> 01:05:01,460
And they'd be a good sport about it

1412
01:05:01,460 --> 01:05:04,460
But sometimes I'd roast someone and they would just roast me back automatically

1413
01:05:04,460 --> 01:05:06,460
And I was like yo I didn't ask for it you did

1414
01:05:06,460 --> 01:05:08,460
Damn that's a really good point

1415
01:05:08,460 --> 01:05:11,460
I feel like you would keep an Excel sheet on this shit

1416
01:05:11,460 --> 01:05:15,460
Like 33% of men chose this option

1417
01:05:15,460 --> 01:05:17,460
It's actually a study

1418
01:05:17,460 --> 01:05:19,460
She's in grad school this whole thing is fake

1419
01:05:19,460 --> 01:05:22,460
Yeah no I've just been doing the analytics for this for years

1420
01:05:22,460 --> 01:05:25,460
Yeah that was fun though

1421
01:05:25,460 --> 01:05:28,460
Now that I got a boyfriend I haven't done it

1422
01:05:28,460 --> 01:05:30,460
I kind of delete my dating apps

1423
01:05:30,460 --> 01:05:32,460
Yeah yeah yeah

1424
01:05:32,460 --> 01:05:35,460
Honestly I'd like keep being a good sport if I wanted to do it just for that purpose

1425
01:05:35,460 --> 01:05:38,460
But I wouldn't want to get on there and give guys the wrong idea

1426
01:05:38,460 --> 01:05:41,460
Because I'm like a boyfriend I'd just be going on there to do it for a bit

1427
01:05:41,460 --> 01:05:44,460
That's not very fair they're trying to look for an actual date

1428
01:05:44,460 --> 01:05:45,460
They'll be okay

1429
01:05:45,460 --> 01:05:46,460
You think?

1430
01:05:46,460 --> 01:05:47,460
Yeah

1431
01:05:47,460 --> 01:05:50,460
I think maybe if I put in my bio like yo I'm using this for TikTok

1432
01:05:50,460 --> 01:05:51,460
Don't

1433
01:05:51,460 --> 01:05:52,460
No?

1434
01:05:52,460 --> 01:05:55,460
I think that it's really cool that you think that but dudes don't give a fuck

1435
01:05:55,460 --> 01:05:56,460
Yeah they don't

1436
01:05:56,460 --> 01:05:57,460
Okay cool

1437
01:05:57,460 --> 01:06:00,460
I can just go straight after and then they'll never see me again

1438
01:06:00,460 --> 01:06:01,460
Exactly

1439
01:06:01,460 --> 01:06:04,460
It's probably what happens to them in the other messages anyway

1440
01:06:04,460 --> 01:06:06,460
It's hard for the course

1441
01:06:06,460 --> 01:06:08,460
It's my experience at least

1442
01:06:08,460 --> 01:06:13,460
Yeah I'm just over thinking it I'm trying not to do too much harm out there

1443
01:06:13,460 --> 01:06:14,460
I feel what you're saying

1444
01:06:14,460 --> 01:06:17,460
I can't just destroy a guy's ego and then step out of his life

1445
01:06:17,460 --> 01:06:18,460
That's cold blood

1446
01:06:18,460 --> 01:06:20,460
I'm using my platform for positivity

1447
01:06:20,460 --> 01:06:23,460
No honestly dude I had this like moral conundrum

1448
01:06:23,460 --> 01:06:27,460
And I stopped posting for a while because like what I was doing was funny

1449
01:06:27,460 --> 01:06:33,460
But I was trying really hard to just like find a niche or like some type of video I should be doing

1450
01:06:33,460 --> 01:06:36,460
I was doing too vague of things

1451
01:06:36,460 --> 01:06:38,460
It just doesn't isn't

1452
01:06:38,460 --> 01:06:39,460
Doesn't

1453
01:06:39,460 --> 01:06:41,460
Jesus sorry isn't popular on TikTok

1454
01:06:41,460 --> 01:06:44,460
That's not the platform to use for that

1455
01:06:44,460 --> 01:06:48,460
And so I started doing lists I did like here are the top 10 worst things you can name your kid

1456
01:06:48,460 --> 01:06:50,460
Like here are the 10 worst names

1457
01:06:50,460 --> 01:06:52,460
Started roasting guys

1458
01:06:52,460 --> 01:06:56,460
I did hear how people from different states would reject you at a bar

1459
01:06:56,460 --> 01:07:00,460
And so it's just like a stereotype from each state just kind of different lists and things

1460
01:07:00,460 --> 01:07:04,460
One of it was like making fun of people or negative things or roasting names

1461
01:07:04,460 --> 01:07:09,460
And while they got traction yeah I was like I felt like I was just being an asshole on TikTok

1462
01:07:09,460 --> 01:07:12,460
And I try to be a kind person genuinely I like making friends

1463
01:07:12,460 --> 01:07:17,460
I like having friendships and relationships with people and like you know sharing the positivity and creativity

1464
01:07:17,460 --> 01:07:21,460
Like I was talking about and I wasn't really doing that with my platform I was just

1465
01:07:21,460 --> 01:07:23,460
I didn't feel like I was anyway

1466
01:07:23,460 --> 01:07:24,460
Okay okay

1467
01:07:24,460 --> 01:07:28,460
So yeah I'm trying to pivot and be a little more positive

1468
01:07:28,460 --> 01:07:32,460
Or if I'm gonna be negative balance it out with some positives

1469
01:07:32,460 --> 01:07:36,460
Well that's dope I don't think a lot of people feel that way especially when it comes to social media

1470
01:07:36,460 --> 01:07:39,460
Because there is an aspect of like moral responsibility

1471
01:07:39,460 --> 01:07:42,460
If you put something out there that can hurt somebody

1472
01:07:42,460 --> 01:07:45,460
Yeah I'm like there are like I don't know all of my followers

1473
01:07:45,460 --> 01:07:51,460
300 and some thousand followers there are kids following me there are parents there are a wide variety of people seeing this content

1474
01:07:51,460 --> 01:07:54,460
I can't just you know be spreading the wrong stuff

1475
01:07:54,460 --> 01:08:00,460
I say that when last week we played a clip of me making a joke about somebody getting hit by a Hamas rocket

1476
01:08:00,460 --> 01:08:06,460
No but here's the thing okay that's funny like comedy can still be dark

1477
01:08:06,460 --> 01:08:12,460
I love dark humor I love dark fucked up jokes like Anthony Jaslenik is one of my favorite comments he's so good

1478
01:08:12,460 --> 01:08:18,460
Like he has this joke and he's like every time I have sex with a woman I always always assume she has herpes

1479
01:08:18,460 --> 01:08:22,460
Because that way I don't have to tell her about my herpes

1480
01:08:22,460 --> 01:08:25,460
Like that kind of shit's funny obviously

1481
01:08:25,460 --> 01:08:28,460
Here's the thing though like I see I don't mind fucked up jokes

1482
01:08:28,460 --> 01:08:36,460
My problem is sometimes they're tasteless or like I feel like some like racist or gender specific jokes are overplayed

1483
01:08:36,460 --> 01:08:41,460
Like we've heard that punchline we've heard that generic beating the woman joke we've heard that generic race joke

1484
01:08:41,460 --> 01:08:46,460
And so nowadays if you want to pull that kind of humor off you have to add a level of creativity

1485
01:08:46,460 --> 01:08:49,460
Or add a twist or add something different

1486
01:08:49,460 --> 01:08:53,460
These people need more to be entertained now we don't want to hear the same punchline

1487
01:08:53,460 --> 01:09:00,460
So yeah if you're adding creativity if you're adding something timely and something a little like the people aren't expecting I'm totally on board

1488
01:09:00,460 --> 01:09:02,460
I got yeah like respect the craft dude

1489
01:09:02,460 --> 01:09:06,460
Oh my gosh Jake Muncie has the best joke like that I laugh so hard every time

1490
01:09:06,460 --> 01:09:12,460
He tells his joke where he's like yeah Ted Bundy murdered like 40 women what's that like 20 people

1491
01:09:12,460 --> 01:09:19,460
I'm sorry for throwing your joke out there Jake but you got enough material

1492
01:09:19,460 --> 01:09:23,460
Yeah credit to him as long as we credit them right on the spot when we do it I think we're good

1493
01:09:23,460 --> 01:09:25,460
Just nobody thinks it's going there

1494
01:09:25,460 --> 01:09:29,460
Yeah that is a good joke man that's fine

1495
01:09:29,460 --> 01:09:34,460
Damn so but I heard this I don't know if this is true at all I don't even remember who told me this

1496
01:09:34,460 --> 01:09:37,460
Were you in a commercial for Cracker Barrel?

1497
01:09:37,460 --> 01:09:43,460
Yeah okay yeah so long story short just from TikTok somebody like a Comedy Scout kind of guy reached out to me

1498
01:09:43,460 --> 01:09:47,460
He's like hey one of my clients is interested in doing a commercial kind of thing or some material with you

1499
01:09:47,460 --> 01:09:52,460
And yeah someone an ad agency kind of deal a marketing agency reached out to me

1500
01:09:52,460 --> 01:09:57,460
About going to shoot some TikToks for Cracker Barrel so it was me and three other content creators

1501
01:09:57,460 --> 01:10:03,460
I by far had like the lowest follower count some people a couple people had like over a million followers

1502
01:10:03,460 --> 01:10:09,460
And I'd like 250k at the time something like that and then I went out for two days they paid for my hotel

1503
01:10:09,460 --> 01:10:12,460
And we went out to the Cracker Barrel headquarters

1504
01:10:12,460 --> 01:10:14,460
Oh shit where's that at?

1505
01:10:14,460 --> 01:10:16,460
Oh my it's called it's Tennessee

1506
01:10:16,460 --> 01:10:18,460
The plantation?

1507
01:10:18,460 --> 01:10:23,460
Sounds like it no honestly it's like the name of the city is the name of a country and I can't remember

1508
01:10:23,460 --> 01:10:25,460
Lebanon?

1509
01:10:25,460 --> 01:10:31,460
It's something like that really like Lebanon Tennessee or something and yeah it was a huge like campus basically

1510
01:10:31,460 --> 01:10:36,460
They had all these different stage rooms they like a Christmas Cracker Barrel room with all the Christmas decor

1511
01:10:36,460 --> 01:10:42,460
And then like a Thanksgiving one and then we like got to taste all this different Cracker Barrel food is sick

1512
01:10:42,460 --> 01:10:44,460
Damn that's really cool

1513
01:10:44,460 --> 01:10:50,460
Yeah filmed four sketches all of us or sorry I filmed two two different like little bits and all of us did that

1514
01:10:50,460 --> 01:10:56,460
And then one of mine got posted mine was one got posted first didn't do as well as they were hoping

1515
01:10:56,460 --> 01:11:00,460
They only have like 10,000 followers on TikTok and then they didn't never posted any of the other ones

1516
01:11:00,460 --> 01:11:05,460
So like it didn't even pan out it's not like I did some crazy Cracker Barrel commercial I just helped film TikTok content

1517
01:11:05,460 --> 01:11:07,460
And I got paycheck I got the bag

1518
01:11:07,460 --> 01:11:12,460
And I got to meet some cool creators like those people were so cool I got to meet some really cool content creators

1519
01:11:12,460 --> 01:11:15,460
I never would have otherwise I went and did an open mic while I was there in Nashville

1520
01:11:15,460 --> 01:11:18,460
Because I was like I've never done a mic here let's check it out let's see what's going on

1521
01:11:18,460 --> 01:11:19,460
How was that?

1522
01:11:19,460 --> 01:11:21,460
It was so cool I did okay

1523
01:11:21,460 --> 01:11:23,460
You recently got out of town pay gig right?

1524
01:11:23,460 --> 01:11:25,460
Yeah I sure did my first one

1525
01:11:25,460 --> 01:11:26,460
That's huge

1526
01:11:26,460 --> 01:11:30,460
Yeah it was in Tuscaloosa it was really exciting it's where I wrote my first ever stand up set

1527
01:11:30,460 --> 01:11:31,460
Yep

1528
01:11:31,460 --> 01:11:32,460
So it's pretty cool

1529
01:11:32,460 --> 01:11:34,460
Was that your first time performing there?

1530
01:11:34,460 --> 01:11:35,460
Oh shit

1531
01:11:35,460 --> 01:11:37,460
Yeah Mr. Chen's a restaurant I love

1532
01:11:37,460 --> 01:11:38,460
Who?

1533
01:11:38,460 --> 01:11:40,460
Mr. Chen's it's a Chinese restaurant it's super cool

1534
01:11:40,460 --> 01:11:41,460
Okay okay

1535
01:11:41,460 --> 01:11:48,460
It's for Robinson far back from the mic but yeah it was an honor to do comedy in Tuscaloosa like I don't know

1536
01:11:48,460 --> 01:11:52,460
I think 18 year old Sierra would be super proud and that's cool

1537
01:11:52,460 --> 01:11:58,460
I'd be remiss if I didn't bring up the you have a group that does sketches

1538
01:11:58,460 --> 01:12:00,460
Yeah just starting out

1539
01:12:00,460 --> 01:12:01,460
Moonshine Ping Pong

1540
01:12:01,460 --> 01:12:07,460
Moonshine Ping Pong shout out to Dan Price shout out to James Brown shout out to Alex Z we're still building it up

1541
01:12:07,460 --> 01:12:13,460
So yeah if you guys are interested in writing sketches and executing them we're just trying to set a consistent time to me

1542
01:12:13,460 --> 01:12:18,460
We haven't picked one yet it'll probably just be one of the days before a mic like an hour before a mic starts will show up

1543
01:12:18,460 --> 01:12:21,460
Write sketches for a little pick a day to film

1544
01:12:21,460 --> 01:12:25,460
That's what we do with this like do it on Sunday because we're going to a mic anyway

1545
01:12:25,460 --> 01:12:26,460
Yeah

1546
01:12:26,460 --> 01:12:27,460
Yeah

1547
01:12:27,460 --> 01:12:33,460
But shout out Moonshine Ping Pong on Instagram they just put out their first sketch yesterday validation station

1548
01:12:33,460 --> 01:12:36,460
It's a good one featuring Sierra Moses go check it out

1549
01:12:36,460 --> 01:12:38,460
Check it out

1550
01:12:38,460 --> 01:12:39,460
Check it out

1551
01:12:39,460 --> 01:12:41,460
Alright Sierra this is the end of the podcast

1552
01:12:41,460 --> 01:12:43,460
Well thank you guys so much for having me this was a joy

1553
01:12:43,460 --> 01:12:45,460
Yeah of course thank you for the gifts

1554
01:12:45,460 --> 01:12:46,460
Yes of course

1555
01:12:46,460 --> 01:12:49,460
And you will see these up we're redoing them we're gonna paint this all blue

1556
01:12:49,460 --> 01:12:51,460
I love the back to the future

1557
01:12:51,460 --> 01:12:54,460
And then we're gonna have all this stuff put up

1558
01:12:54,460 --> 01:12:55,460
Awesome

1559
01:12:55,460 --> 01:12:56,460
Hell yeah thank you so much

1560
01:12:56,460 --> 01:12:58,460
Thank you guys so much appreciate the time

1561
01:12:58,460 --> 01:13:03,460
Alright so now's your time anything you got to promote any ads right in that camera right there

1562
01:13:03,460 --> 01:13:06,460
Awesome check me out on TikTok at Sierra dot Moses

1563
01:13:06,460 --> 01:13:12,460
Check me out on Instagram at Sierra Moses comedy and check out Moonshine Ping Pong on Instagram as well

1564
01:13:12,460 --> 01:13:13,460
Hell yeah

1565
01:13:13,460 --> 01:13:14,460
Thank you guys so much

1566
01:13:14,460 --> 01:13:15,460
Thank you so much

1567
01:13:15,460 --> 01:13:19,460
Thank you encore encore encore

1568
01:13:19,460 --> 01:13:21,460
Back again got the standing o

1569
01:13:21,460 --> 01:13:23,460
Just a quick couple bars for my boys ready

1570
01:13:23,460 --> 01:13:31,460
Chatting on the podcast with Dom and JJ hoping clown college comedy gets us to pay day

1571
01:13:31,460 --> 01:13:36,460
Can't forget about Brandon with an E not an O got scammed by a lady on a radio show

1572
01:13:36,460 --> 01:13:37,460
What?

1573
01:13:37,460 --> 01:13:39,460
Damn

1574
01:13:39,460 --> 01:13:41,460
Barz

1575
01:13:41,460 --> 01:13:42,460
Hell yeah

1576
01:13:42,460 --> 01:13:44,460
Good shit

1577
01:13:44,460 --> 01:13:46,460
Oh my god I'm Sierra Moses thank you

1578
01:13:46,460 --> 01:14:15,460
Peace